#126 John Clay Wolfe Show 12/09/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Detailed Episode Summary

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode: #126 (12/09/17)

Air Date: February 13, 2026

Host: John Clay Wolfe

Main Contributors: Bobbo Turley, J.D., Turley, DJ PreK, Callers

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Overview

This episode reflects the classic wild energy and irreverence of The John Clay Wolfe Show, blending car talk, live on-air deals, office antics, stories from the used car trenches, rock & roll nostalgia, and unfiltered banter. Listeners get a full dose of John’s buying prowess, office holiday awkwardness, off-color humor, local news, and spontaneous goofing around—all powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Key Discussion Points & Highlights

1. Post-Christmas Party Decompression and Office Politics

• The show opens with a lively discussion about the "gathering"—the staff’s slightly sketchy holiday party, amusingly rebranded as a "gathering" for (joking?) legal reasons.
• None of the principal hosts attended, leading to plenty of laughs about dodging social obligations and family priorities.
• Memorable quote:
  John Clay Wolfe (03:59): “The definition of mass confusion is Father’s Day in my house.”
• They lament work-life imbalance, shifting schedules, and being vetoed by “the girls in the office” who moved the event to suit themselves.

Timestamp: 00:05–06:00

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2. Live Car Bids & Witty Negotiations

• A major thread is John’s on-air car appraisals and negotiation with various callers trying to sell vehicles—ranging from F-150s and 4Runners to high-mileage Kias and Mazdas.
• John demonstrates his car-bidding process and talks through the reality of market values, payoffs, and comparison to CarMax offers.
• Humor and banter pepper every transaction, even as John shares genuine insider advice.
• Notable negotiation:
  John (08:44): “If I beat [CarMax], do I buy it?”
  Caller: “Yeah, but how much are you gonna beat it by?”
  John: “250?”
  Chipmunk: “500.”
  John: “500. Done.”

Timestamp: 07:06–13:40, 15:40–16:30, 17:40–21:00, 23:36–34:10, recurring throughout

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3. Addiction, Sobriety & Staff Confessions

• Bobbo Turley shares he’s eight days sober, sparking gentle ribbing and honest talk about personal routines, health, and erections (yes, really).
• Memorable quote:
  John (10:13): “Can you still get an erection?”
  Bobbo: “You know, I don’t know. That’d be, that’d be important to check on...”

Timestamp: 10:00–11:00

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4. Dope Report & Local Oddities

• Bob Floyd delivers an on-air “Dope Report,” comically updating listeners about the arrest of NBA star Chris Bosh’s mother for fake opioids, with local weed-buying tips.
• Bob Floyd (11:03): “The good news, there’s still plenty of good Mexican weed left around Garland. But you better get there fast…”

Timestamp: 11:03–11:42, 73:55–74:27

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5. Game Show Segment: Black, White, Latino, or Other

• The crew plays their recurring game: DJ PreK presents criminal tales, and the team guesses the perpetrator’s ethnicity, riffing on stereotypes and their own real-life experiences.
• Example case: Man robs bank in Massachusetts, hides in a port-a-potty—panel jokes about who might do such a thing.
• Chipmunk/Bobbo (28:39): “This guy’s obviously Hebrew. Sanctity of the bathroom with the door closed.”

Timestamp: 26:16–29:13, 78:10–81:41

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6. Rock & Roll Memories & Venue Farewells

• John reminisces about the old days in Texas music promotion, the closures of legendary bars (like The Aardvark & Plaid Pig), and seeing up-and-coming bands like Deep Blue Something and 311.
• Touching on local music history and how clubs and bands come and go.
• John (63:12): “So we had the Plaid Pig and the Aardvark and they’re closing down the Aardvark at TCU, which is like the Trees of Fort Worth.”

Timestamp: 63:04–65:53

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7. Weather & Regional News

• A rare South Texas blizzard and local snow reports prompt a running gag (“call in and tell us how many inches you got”).
• Callers check in from all over Louisiana and Texas, reporting snow depths—much to John’s amusement.
• John Clay Wolfe (50:01): “We had about five inches. Five inches?”
  Bobbo Turley: “Oh, man. Last time I was in Lake Jackson, we got about half an 8 ball.”

Timestamp: 46:27–52:31, and scattered through the second half

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8. Auction Stories & Helicopter Arrivals

• Recap of a massive car auction where John arrives via helicopter, with stories about drones almost being shot down by auction security.
• Reflection on the fast-moving used car game at the holidays, why high-end cars change hands so quickly, and behind-the-scenes auction drama.
• J.D. (41:31): "And the video, if you want to see part of it anyway, you don’t capture the whole thing but it’s on our Facebook page.”

Timestamp: 39:02–44:44

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9. Bizarre Characters and Comedy Skits

• Recurring characters (like "Chipmunk" and “Satan”) pop in for offbeat sketches lampooning chipmunk family traditions and even offer parenting advice to John.
• Chipmunk bit (70:06): “With the great nut disparity… we chipmunks been saving nuts all year. But you squirrels, a lot of them just won’t do it.”

Satan bit (140:06): “I like you better when you’re having your beer… If daddy ain’t happy, nobody’s happy. Screw it.”

Timestamp: 69:24–73:19, 140:06–142:16

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10. Political Banter & National News

• The hosts riff on Trump’s slurred speech and rumored denture troubles, Al Franken’s resignation, and the sexual harassment reckoning in Congress and entertainment.
• Casual talk about Bitcoin’s price swings and what it means (“It’s not real, so don’t do it” — J.D., 85:09)
• Sports news: SMU’s football woes, college playoff speculation, and the Yankees’ acquisition of Giancarlo Stanton (to Turley’s obvious delight).

Timestamp: 47:44–49:32, 85:08–86:50, 99:49–100:55, 121:42–122:27

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11. Audience Engagement & Friendly Insults

• Dozens of caller interactions—everything from quick car quotes, to regional pride (or lack thereof), to attempts at staging live comedy roasts of John.
• John never misses a beat trash-talking car values or locations ("Oklahoma City, man, just a big old Indian reservation with some skyscrapers." — 147:04).
• Listeners thank the show for “keeping them going” on the job (e.g., 89:21), and John dishes out both praise and teasing.

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Notable Quotes (w/ Timestamps)

• John Clay Wolfe on fatherhood:
  “The definition of mass confusion is Father’s Day in my house.” (03:59)

• John Clay Wolfe on negotiations:
  “I want to buy the car. I don’t want to talk. I don’t want to talk to my wife. I don’t want you to talk to yours.” (67:56)

• Bobbo Turley on sobriety:
  “I just haven’t gone out of my way to procure any alcohol.” (10:41)

• Bob Floyd (Dope Report):
  “There’s still plenty of good Mexican weed left around Garland. But you better get there fast...” (11:03)

• Caller (Melissa):
  “Yes, I am [the one with cherry and dice tattoos on her breastesses].” (15:34)

• John Clay Wolfe on Yetis & Beer:
  “I think I’m gonna sue Yeti. I think they’ve changed my behavior pattern.” (139:01)

• Chipmunk on Christmas:
  “It’s stressful too, yo. Hey, Happy Christmas, everybody.” (73:08)

• Satan on life advice:
  “You know, I mean, I just enjoy the taste of it, especially Miller Light.” (140:48)

• Listener Appreciation:
  “I just wanted to say you’re awesome. And I love hearing you guys get on these guys about these cars. It’s just hilarious.” (89:33)

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Additional Segments & Gags

• Commercial parodies for GiveMeTheVIN.com (“So easy, you can do it in your underwear”).
• Fake ads featuring “the world’s biggest son of a bitch.”
• Quick-hit Texas and Louisiana regional trivia, and barbs about local car markets.
• Lively music bumpers set up with stories about bands (AC/DC, Guns N' Roses, Dave Matthews Band).

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Useful for Listeners Who Missed the Episode:

• You get a sense of the office culture—irreverent, masculine, yet self-deprecating and authentic.
• Plenty of practical car-selling and buying advice, with real-world negotiation demos.
• Inside jokes about local Texas and Louisiana culture.
• The “Black, White, Latino or Other” game is a recurring fun highlight.
• Humorous reflections on family life, addiction, and surviving the holidays.
• Tips for car auctions, what models hold value, and pitfalls for sellers.
• Stories behind regional rock venues and the Texas live music circuit.
• Play-by-plays of staff hi-jinks and recurring oddball characters.

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Segment Timestamps (Selected)

• Opening / Christmas party recap: 00:05–06:00
• First car negotiation: 07:06–13:40
• Dope Report: 11:03–11:42, 73:55–74:27
• Caller negotiation (detailed): 67:00–69:15
• Black, White, Latino, Other Game: 26:16–29:13, 78:10–81:41
• Auction stories/drone/helicopter: 39:02–44:44
• Bobbo's sobriety confession: 10:00–11:00
• Weather and “how many inches?” gimmick: 46:27–52:31
• Chipmunk & Satan bits: 69:24–73:19, 140:06–142:16
• Listener appreciation: 89:33

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Show Tone

• Raw, quick-witted, sometimes crude, but generally good-natured.
• No topic is sacred—hosts roast each other and their audience alike, but never in a mean-spirited way.
• Frequent meta-jokes about radio production, auctioneering, and the hypocrisy of “respectability.”
• Informal, blue-collar, and deeply connected to Texas-Louisiana car and music culture.

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential example of what the show does best: rapid-fire car talk mixed with blue-collar comedy, 80s and 90s nostalgia, honest discussion, and unvarnished glimpses into the lives of car people and their customers. It’s raucous, relatable, and distinctly Texan—perfect for regular listeners and new fans alike.

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For full details and fun, catch the podcast or join the live show at johnclaywolf.com or search “The John Clay Wolfe Show” on your preferred platform.

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Notable Social Media Mention:
Matthew Ramirez on Facebook:
“I think Willie’s traveling to all the places that smoking weed is legal.” (25:38)

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Caller]

I just wanted to call. Call in, tell you how much I love you. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Give me the VIN. The VIN.

[Bobbo Turley]

You missed us, man. Yeah, we're back, dude. Getting back again, man.

[J.D.]

Survived the Christmas party. Everybody had fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure did.

[J.D.]

They times. Good times. Morning, Bobbo. It's the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo Turley]

What do you say, J.D.

[Turley]

By the way, it was a gathering.

[J.D.]

Of what I've heard, a historical party where it's just not. Good things happen.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right. If you ain't got Bobbo in it, it ain't.

[J.D.]

It ain't a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D.]

Come sit on Bobble's lap.

[Turley]

Did you go to the gathering?

[J.D.]

I did not.

[Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

I had to go pick up my dog. And really, I don't drink, so gatherings are not that much fun for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

No John Clay Wolf at the party?

[Turley]

No, it was a gathering. From what I've heard, he was not there. I don't know. I wasn't at the gathering.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo Turley]

Gathering sounds kind of culty to me. Like something you do at Stonehenge.

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

There's a lot of reasons.

[J.D.]

Probably.

[Turley]

We'll talk about it out there, why it's called a gathering.

[Bobbo Turley]

Gather the rabbits. We shall sacrifice them for the May Queen. What?

[J.D.]

What?

[Turley]

A lot of people have Christmas parties.

[J.D.]

Parties, yeah. Most people do. Most corporations have big ones.

[Turley]

But there's probably legal reasons why you want to call it a gathering.

[J.D.]

I told you the story when we were on 92 and a half, which we are in Dallas Fort Worth a long time ago. It was another frequen and it was top 40. Top 40 rock. Less so than classic rock now, but we had the Christmas party in the general. And, I mean, the CEO, the big guy in the company, stands up and does the big. We're wonderful, and it's gonna be a fantastic year. And thank you. And everybody applauds. And the second he sits down, a intern who's the. Is so drunk, he stands up on his chair with his napkin and starts waving in the air and starts telling, I love being here and you people are awesome. And oh, my God, dude, sit down. I remember, like 30 years later.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah. You want to make an impression, but not that type of oppression.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

And if your wife gets drunk, I. I had that chick, too. Everybody said, I don't know if everybody's had that chick. But then you gotta. What? You can't relax because you got that chick with you. And you never know at that moment.

[Bobbo Turley]

When she's gonna go over the top.

[J.D.]

And start slipping, sliding, and saying stuff to people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it happen?

[J.D.]

It did. Not as far as I know.

[Turley]

None of us went to the Gathering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Yeah. Like, nobody went.

[Turley]

He's calling in this room.

[J.D.]

So it wasn't a party because we weren't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anybody get drunk? Did anybody sleep with anybody's wife? I don't know.

[Turley]

We have to ask the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever went in the office, Johnny cuts said the chase.

[J.D.]

So who slept with who, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who got wasted? Who showed their cans? Who went in New Orleans style? I didn't know about it. I just didn't know about it. I tried to get out of it. I mean, I didn't try to get out of that. We were supposed to have our Christmas thing today and then they just changed it because people in the office didn't want to come into work is what happen. Some of the girls, like, I don't want to come in to work on Saturday. Yeah, I don't have to work on Saturday. Okay, so let's just change it to Friday. So yesterday afternoon, like, hey, you know we're having our Christmas thing today. Like, no, no. So I told my wife, hey, I'm gonna be late. Our Christmas party's tonight. You know that we have a preschool Christmas choir thing for our four year old at 6:30. Right. And then another one for our eight year old at 7:30. Right.

[J.D.]

John's at that age, like, yeah, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, hell, they don't know if I'm there or not.

[J.D.]

Yes, they do. John, come on, be the dad. Be the dad. Be the Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's only your sixth kid that you have, like 14.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, it's really not too late to read.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like a Democrat in the hood.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, you can do it next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

The definition of mass confusion is Father's Day in my house.

[J.D.]

Damn true.

[Turley]

So you've seen this before. So you're not missing anything? No, like me, I got one. I gotta be at everything. Sure, but you've got several, so you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can miss one, right? Do you rather go drink with your friends and the people you work with and your guys at the radio show, then go see your children?

[J.D.]

Let me put it this way. Yes. No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Work's always first, isn't it? No, I'm saying I was gonna go to the first one. No, no, no. I was gonna miss the first. I was gonna be late to the first.

[J.D.]

You're so married.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna be late to the first one and make the second one. And that doesn't count.

[J.D.]

No, sorry. You gotta be there the whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just. I didn't want to fight with him, but I've been working hard this man. It's like, whatever. Hey, girls, I can't come to the office Christmas gathering because I have to go to a preschool musical and change diapers. So how about that Saturday at 4:00'? Clock? I could have. I could have gotten. I could have done shots. I could have done shots with you.

[J.D.]

I've been perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

Great plan.

[J.D.]

It was a great plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did it get changed?

[Turley]

I believe that's exactly. You've already measured it out. The girls changed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when.

[Turley]

When they took over and when I. I had a plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a plan too. So you're bitter too.

[Turley]

Well, I'm not bitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's better. Let's just be better. Let's and moan. Because, dude, the women and moan.

[J.D.]

Holiday season.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like to and moan.

[Turley]

I had a plan. Didn't get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have some balls early.

[Turley]

It got vetoed. And I'm like, okay, then y' all just go ahead and plan. And they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. Huh. Well, the barbecue was good.

[Turley]

That was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbecue is great.

[J.D.]

Thank you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she said that was only 200. I just don't believe that at all.

[J.D.]

Because that was a lot of food.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I take my family of 18 to the barbecue place, I mean, it's like 80 for the six of us.

[J.D.]

Yeah, for serious people, I'd believe you. I've been to a barbecue place to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have that whole throwdown from Angelo's for 200 there. No way.

[Turley]

I think somebody knows somebody there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'd have to know somebody that steals.

[J.D.]

I was gonna say the coleslaw alone was 200 bucks. Come on, you've ever eaten at a good barbecue place? It's by the pound and it ain't 200 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear about the guy at the prison that got busted that was delivering enchilad or fajitas to prison for like 10 years? That was never delivering them. But the guard there was signing off from the delivery slip in the prison was paying him for it. And it was millions of dollars. I mean, that's knowing somebody.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a good racket.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hell of a racket. Especially inside of a prison. I mean, if you're going to. If you're going to be a bear, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Am I too old to start a deal like that?

[J.D.]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl Hot Carl in the rocking 88s. Good mornings.

[J.D.]

Hi, Carl.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you call from?

[Caller]

Weatherford, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Born and raised or just visiting?

[Caller]

No, actually, half Californian. Yeah, But I got here as quick as I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're one of those. Yeah, I bet. You got shiny Texas boots.

[Caller]

No, they made me get round toes with rubber on the bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have the wrong boots when you showed up? I'm sure you did. I don't have to ask that. What year did you show up?

[Caller]

2,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you had the wrong boots on. You look like David Frizzell and Shelley west from 1982 and meets Urban Cowboy. You probably had a bolo tie on. 2000. Hey, I'm just busting your balls, man. That's what I do. That's my job. So you have a. Why did you come? California. Texas.

[Caller]

My wife's from Texas, and I moved here after we sold a business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. You have an 11F150 with 71 lariat leather. No. No sunroof, four wheel drive. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white with tan leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no roof. Right. No nav Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[Chipmunk]

Clean.

[Caller]

It's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean as California sunset.

[J.D.]

That's not so clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your mission? Do you just want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm just looking to sell it. We're gonna get some dirt bikes and a trailer and start doing a little bit of the camping thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I do. I have it right here in my drawer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, 11 was seven one. Four wheel drive. Does 16. Five bite?

[Caller]

No, that's not gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

I got a car max offer. A 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm just going off the gut. I haven't looked anything up. So if I beat that, do I buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, but how much are you gonna beat it by?

[John Clay Wolf]

250?

[Chipmunk]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

500. Done. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Givemetheven.com and load it up. And if you want to run the title in here, we can come get it. Or if you. If you and the Mrs. Want to come to town today, just bring it to Fort Worth. Our office is it. We have an office at 30 in Camp Bowie. And we write you a check right now, and you can go down to Southwest bank and hammer it.

[Caller]

That'd probably work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, take a picture of that Carmax offer and all that good stuff, and we'll get this done. It'll. It'll take you. This will be the fastest you'll want to get on the Internet and Tell people you can't believe what just happened because it will be the fastest, cleanest transaction you've ever done in your life.

[Caller]

I tell them about my funny boots.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do tell them about your funny boots. And we want a picture of your funny boots of your old California coming to Texas boots, if you still have them. And we will put them on our website because we like to. We like to have fun with our customers and our listeners. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio kicked him 500 over Carmax.

[J.D.]

And you're not even dealing with a hangover, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anybody in here dealing with hangover?

[Turley]

No, I'm fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. O, you're not hungover.

[Bobbo Turley]

How about that?

[J.D.]

What happened? Did you run out?

[Bobbo Turley]

Eight days, counting today.

[J.D.]

Eight days. Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sobriety?

[Bobbo Turley]

What, without a drop of alcohol?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No. What have you lost, £27? I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've lost a little.

[J.D.]

Really? Baba, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you still get an erection?

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, I don't know. That'd be. That'd be important to check on because.

[John Clay Wolf]

It might like, you know, stuff like that. You can have alcoholic seizures. You could just flop over and die when you. I mean, this is serious chemical changes for you, dude. 20, 25 years of drinking every day and then you just stop.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I don't know. It's 25 years of drinking every day on purpose. I mean, I don't remember all those times.

[J.D.]

Even better.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I just. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Bobbo Turley]

I. I haven't gone out of my way to procure any alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Floyd's over there. He wants to do a dope report. Oh, here we go. See, because he. We've got him thinking about it.

[Turley]

Yeah, I believe there's actually breaking news on the dope performer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe we need to repeat it later, but I want to hear what he has to say.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, hey, all, welcome to it. It's your friend Bob Floyd here talking about breaking news in the boat report. In the dope report this morning, Chris Bosch's mother' was busted last night in Desoto, Texas. This could have major repercussions if you're a regular buyer of those fake opioids that we talk about all the time these days. The good news, there's still plenty of good Mexican weed left around Garland. But you better get there fast because that buy up happens at noon today, as soon as they let Mrs. Bosh out of county lockup. We'll be back with more details on this morning's dope report. Until then, you keep Tolkien I'm Bob Floyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. j.D. That's. That's. Sorry. 14 Toyota 4Runner with 55,000 mile premium. Does have a sunroof bin?

[Caller]

No. Yes, I have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Does it have a third row seat?

[Caller]

Yes, it does have the third row seat. I know that's a rare option.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? Silver. What's rare is all the miles you put on it. Where the hell are you going? Speaking of dope, report you mule to Colorado and back every day.

[Caller]

How about New York and back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that sounds about right. Where are you calling from today?

[Caller]

I'm calling from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas, Texas. 144 runner with 55 clicks. Third row seat, leather roof, nav silver. It's an SR5. Pretty nice. It's an SR5, not a Limited, right?

[Caller]

No, it's SR5. Exactly right. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. 20. 20. 20, 20. I could look it up in and be specific, but I'm feeling a little bit lazy and I really don't want to do that. So go to givemetheven.com and put the. You can put your license plate number in there. And even if it's a New York license plate, you can put the digits in New York and it'll bust the VIN automatically or just put the VIN number in there. In my system, it's programmed. It'll bid the car, right? Then it'll ask you when you put the VIN in. It knows the equipment levels that were on it. So it'll be like, does this have the 20 inch wheel or the 18 inch wheel and does it have leather roof or nav. The question's asked. You can be in and out of this form in 45, 45 seconds. It's that fast. It's not some eHarmony match.com BS and it'll. It'll bid the car right there and then it'll say accept decline or considering. I think it's mid 20, it's mid 20s is the money. It's just exactly where it is. I'd have to look it up and I'm just not. I don't want to do that right now.

[Caller]

I'm hoping to get 23. I'll be honest with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I think go to givemethevend.com you'll probably. I know you'll get 23. Go in there right now and get it. Bye. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. I wonder if that thing's rusty. New York. We'll think about that. Be right back. My Name is John Claywolf. J.D. ryan, Bobbo Turley. We buy cars, radio. Fact.

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[J.D.]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

Melissa. Melissa.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Kia Rio with a buck 20 on it ain't worth much.

[Caller]

Oh, well, I, I know it's not worth much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it worth two grand?

[Caller]

Is it worth what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's worth two grand. I'll take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me look at the pictures and the damage and the, and the stuff. And if straight, we're good. All right. All right. Thanks. Is this your first time listening to us?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm, I listen all the time. I'm good friends with Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're the one with the cherry and dice tattoos on your breastesses.

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could I forget?

[Bobbo Turley]

It's our Melissa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sweet Melissa from Lake Jackson.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's never called before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Melissa. Sean in Houston. A 1220500 with 134 diesel. Four wheel drive, crew cab. Is it mega cab or need a clock? Mega cab or crew cab? Crew cab. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof or leather?

[Caller]

No, It's a tradesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tradesman. 134 four wheel drive diesel trade. Long bed or short longboat? 20, 21, 22. Is it vinyl? Vinyl seats. And does the interior look like a John Deere tractor?

[Caller]

No, it's got cloth seats and it's got vinyl floors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's got regular cloth seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the grill chrome or is it black? Chrome. Are the wheels alloy or steel?

[Caller]

Those are steel ones with the chrome hubcaps. You know, the ones that Dodge puts on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20 grand buy? Probably would go to givemetheven.com. load it up, let's take a look. I'll probably buy it. I'll buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy high mileage Dodge diesels on this radio network. It Sounds like.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com.

Is he still alive?

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's he gonna die?

[Satan]

Apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he like on icu?

[J.D.]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still touring?

[J.D.]

Still walking around Touring? I'm not sure. Let me look up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen Willie nil. He's still playing?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

You never saw Willie play live?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never seen.

[J.D.]

He was a Jimmy Kimmel about 18 months ago, maybe two years ago. And he looked really rough, right? I mean he always looked rough, but I mean he looked like he was kind of just hanging on.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, he's a hundred years old, man. He's been living on a bus.

[Turley]

Well, he has a fourth of July party every year at Billy Bob's.

[DJ Prek]

Right.

[Turley]

So as long as he makes it that long you can see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he show up for it?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Brad. And who, Houston, is your 550? It's leather and navigation. So is. It's a 14 model F550 Ford stroker with leather. Leather navigation. No sunroof. No sunroof, but it's got the big wheels, cuz. It's a 550, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alcoas. Yes sir. Is it lariat or King ranch?

[Caller]

Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hauler bed or regular?

[Caller]

It's CM flatbed. I'm not sure what model it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the good looking like western hauler style bed or is it more of the industrial or like box Black. Normal.

[Caller]

It's black. The truck's black, but it's got chrome accents, toolboxes. It's. It's more of a show than work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of it, but I'm thinking 30 grand.

[Caller]

All right, not a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

I can load them all up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go, go to Give me the VI N. The VIN number. Give me the VIN.com. or you can just put in your plate number and it'll do it. But, you know, the form's crazy short. It says, is anything wrong with it? Yes or no? If you put no, then we're taking your word for it. If you put yes, then it says, what's it cost to fix it? It's real simple. It's country Internet. Hey, is this broke? No. Okay, cool. Is it broke? Yes.

[Caller]

How much is a fender flare?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, how much to fix it?

[Caller]

300 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so full of it, dude. There's no way to get that fixed. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Is. It's the flare on the front?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. The plastic flare.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that the. Is that the part cost?

[Caller]

No, no, no. That's. That's to have Ford fixing. All right, 300 and I think $8.

[John Clay Wolf]

There go. You go. All right, so just put 300 bucks. I want to buy it. I'll come down Monday and pick it up. Did y' all get snow?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. We got a little bit. We survived the blizzard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? Where are you? In Houston. What area?

[Caller]

I live right outside, closer to Huntsville.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, cool. Well, yeah, load it up. We'll get her bought, and I'll talk to you after the show.

[Caller]

Thanks, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[J.D.]

Not only is one Willie Nelson alive, he's on not just a tour, but a intense tour. December 29, 30, and then New Year's Eve, he's in Austin at the Moody Theater. Then he goes to Arizona, then he goes to California. Then he goes to Nevada. He goes to Georgia, Mississippi, Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he gave up weed and he got on crystal meth. That's a sad, sad day. But at least he's still playing twice a week. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raises is our call in number if you want to call in and get your carpet or just go to givemethe vi n. Givemetheven.com we buy. We're the largest car wholesaler buyer in Texas in. Good morning, Arkansas. Good morning, Louisiana. Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, all Texas. Austin, go see Willie on New Year's. San Antonio, how the hell are you?

[Turley]

Hey, Christy. Arkansas stole your coach at smu.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw that.

[Turley]

Yeah. Chad Morris is a coach for Arkansas Razorbacks now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't that, you know, smart by him? I saw some quotes where he's like, I'm so happy to be here, I'll never leave. And it's real simple what we need to do for those of Y' all who don't know, I was like Rudy at smu. Which SMU is like Rudy to begin with. Like the whole team program is Rudy.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was the defensive end at SMU back in 91. And after the death penalty and we've never really got it back together. We need to hire Joey McGuire, who was the Cedar Hill head coach and he went to Baylor as a OC or dc. I forgot what he is. He needs to leave Baylor because Waco is weird and he needs to go to Dallas. He needs to be the Patterson of SMU's program for the next 15 years. That man's name is Joey McGuire. If anyone is listening, please write this down and take notice. Did we already hire a new guy? No, they're looking at UT's.

[Turley]

I already heard coordinator.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on. I'm on a blog thing on Facebook with all a lot of my football friends. Yeah, Joey McGuire. And when he went to Baylor, he didn't know that, you know, the nuclear bomb was fixed to go off. Joey McGuire needs to go to SMU to be. If he just shows up. Knock, knock, knock. Hey, I'm your new coach on these. I've been wondering where you were. Bring him in. And he's the kind of guy that won't even ask you what he's gonna. What you're gonna pay him.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he'll just get it on. I played high school ball with this guy. He's been a leader all of his life. He went and started with with Cedar Hill, which was a underprivileged school, bunch of kids without daddies.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

No control, mess. And he won three state championships and went five times. Is that right?

[Turley]

Yeah, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Did they make a movie out of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It sounds like he needs to go to SMU. He's a DFW boy. He can recruit well.

[Bobbo Turley]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name's Joey McGuire. And Dallas people who are listening, please go get him and hire him so you so we don't lose our football program. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm gonna grab this quick car and head out. 11 edge with 62. It's se. Is it a six cylinder red?

[Caller]

Yes, six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in? Spring.

[Caller]

Spring north of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean? Average. Does eight grand do might go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf. Let me start over. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio. Be right back Back with more of.

The John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemetheven.com if you don't have.

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[Bobbo Turley]

He loves his wife's 60 gallon aquarium because it feels so natural to relieve himself right from the the living room while standing on a bar stool. Until radio stations that purport to play everything add Zappa and the Butthole Surfers, he's out. He doesn't pay for his groceries until he's finished pleasuring himself over the COVID of the latest issue of Cosmopolitan. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light tobble, boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast the John Clay Wolf Show. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller]

Call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by Kimmythevit.com.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ah, look at this. One of our faithful listeners, Matthew Ramirez. Comments on our Facebook Facebook page. The show Facebook page at John Clay Wolf. I think Willie's traveling to all the places that smoking weed is legal.

[J.D.]

Austin. I see Arizona, Nevada.

[Bobbo Turley]

Clever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, turn it up. This is too good. I mean, turn it up. Turley. God bless. Rest in peace. It was Malcolm. No, Angus. No. Malcolm.

[Bobbo Turley]

Malcolm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Malcolm. A good tune.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think we can honestly say there will never be another AC DC album. I know Bond was hard to replace, but they managed to miraculously get the right guy. But without Malcolm coming up with the riffs and the tunes, it's time for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your favorite game show. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for that black, white, Latino or other contest that we do. Hold up, baby.

[DJ Prek]

I'm back with another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. Eight months. Meanwhile, Whitey Blackie, B Rad. Right here in the studio, everybody.

[J.D.]

Yes. Should we explain what the game is?

[John Clay Wolf]

The game is, he reads a offense that was committed somewhere in the United States.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And describes the scene in the place like a news. And it's our job to guess. Was the assailant. Assailant. The right word? Yes. Perpetrator. White perpetrator, black, Latino or other.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[DJ Prek]

And on this installment of Black, White, Latino or Other, I got a cat out in Revere, Massachusetts, sounds pretty white. Decided to stick up a bank and made off with only a G man. He only made off with a grand, but he got away a little bit until off duty officer spotted his car and they let on a chase. And he eventually fled on foot and decided to hide in a porta potty for as long as he could until cops gaffed him up and took him in. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino or other going Latina.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll tell you why.

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. I think he got in there and he got nerv. There was a. There was a language barrier.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when he got the thousand and they just couldn't figure out what else he was saying, what does daero mean? He just said, hellwit, not pesos, whatever. And he just took what he could and he got out. And then if I knew the car, did it say what kind of car he was driving?

[DJ Prek]

Does not say what kind of car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, I've spent a lot of time on construction sites and a lot of those illegal guys have too. And there's porta potties everywhere, and you get to where you're used to them and you feel good there. Yeah. So. So, I mean, him like holing up in a porta potty, it's happened before when he didn't rob a bank. So that's my story. What's yours, J.D.

[J.D.]

I'M gonna go. Just because it's Massachusetts, it seems. It seems like a white guy thing to do. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true because it's true. Yeah.

[Turley]

People from Boston, Massachusetts, they're all dumb.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And only.

[Turley]

So anybody like that's gonna.

[J.D.]

Then they come off that way. Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

Because they're Red Sox fans, too. I mean, anybody's a Red Sox fan is dumb. So, yeah, it's a white guy, probably.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, this. I'm going other. I'm going other. This guy's obviously Hebrew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hebrew?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. Sanctity of the bathroom with the door closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo Turley]

No one will bother me while I'm in here.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

This would be a perfect place to do my checkbook. Luckily, I have my pen in my shelf. Right. No police can find me here doing number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so my money. DJ what is the verdict, sir?

[DJ Prek]

Well, we got 41 year old Steven Spoladoro, a white man, but not sure if he's Jewish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Italian American.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's other. He's Italian. He's a guinea. He's a guinea. You're a guinea, too. Look at you, D.J. you're not black. You're an Italian. Look at you.

[J.D.]

The question begs, did. Did he get in the upper part? Did he jump down in the lower part? And would you jump into the lower part to get away from the cops? Let's say it was something serious, not just robbing a bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I. I just threw.

[J.D.]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just threw up in my.

[Bobbo Turley]

Would you do it?

[J.D.]

Have you ever played that game? What would. It's two horrible things, and you have to do one or the other.

[Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. We did that with women at the closing time. Plenty.

[J.D.]

Yeah. But there's an actual game. I can't remember what it's called, but back in the day, like, would you mouth kiss your mother or lick your sister? Oh, Would you rather rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

Get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Would you rather cut your finger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. You're the church guy. You're the one that's always trying to square everybody up. And then you say game.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ain't that always the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean. Yeah. The Pentecost preacher man.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, these people's home lives would make you ill if you just knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Somebody calling and saved me from J.D.

[Bobbo Turley]

That'S what repression does. J.D. 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[J.D.]

Still didn't answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. I would rather not discuss that.

[J.D.]

Rather J.D. not have a microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather just pass on all that. What happened. Catch me up on the weather down there, man. South Texas, Houston area.

[J.D.]

Well, I actually pretty much stopped. They had a freak snowstorm storm almost. Well, officially it was about just under an inch, but it piled up in places. Looked like three or four inches, but really wasn't officially that much. But that's the first time in seven years they've had any snow at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're talking about Houston Minute.

[J.D.]

The whole area down there. But the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Officially, San Antonio is not Houston.

[J.D.]

I understand that, but they didn't give as much. You're talking about where. Who got the most? San Antonio got just under half an inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

But Houston got seven tenths.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Austin get hit?

[J.D.]

Austin got hit just a little bit. Did like Laredo, skipped Dallas Fort Worth and then started about Waco and went south.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it got Louisiana pretty good.

[J.D.]

It. It got.

[John Clay Wolf]

LAKE Charles got 4 inches.

[Bobbo Turley]

That was great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt sent me pictures.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was yelling at a Transport about picking up cars yesterday. I'm like, listen, for once in our life, we don't have a flood, we don't have a fire, we don't have snow, we don't have ice. And then Jennifer's like, hey, dude. I mean, it's like 4 inches snow on the ground. Lake Charles, Louisiana. Like, shut up. I look it up, like, yep, officially.

[J.D.]

Well, officially they got 1.2 inches. I just looked it up. But it does pile up in certain places and it gets heavier in certain places.

[Turley]

And they don't know what snow is.

[J.D.]

No, they have no idea. Nobody's ready for snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I had a couple of guys send me some notes in Houston yesterday morning that just. Cars wrecking already. Here we go.

[J.D.]

Freeze the town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put on your ice skates anywhere.

[J.D.]

Pretty much anywhere south of very Dallas Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Missed it and they got it.

[J.D.]

It's just freak storms.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's a crazy thing, man. My cousin Victor called me from Pasadena.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Doug Buster. D Buster from Austin, Texas. Our state representative.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Hey, everybody. He called. Now usually when. When Victor calls and says, hey, we're getting a lot of snow down here, that means there's a good wave of cocaine, you know, from off of the bay being down there. And they live pretty good, I tell you. But he sent me pictures and they made a snowman. I couldn't believe it.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I had enough snow to make a snowman in Houston, Texas.

[J.D.]

Houston.

[Bobbo Turley]

Holy God, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy God, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like, this climate change has been pretty good for the drought environments around here. You know what I mean? Love it. Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio John in Pflugerville. Pflugerville.

[Caller]

Good morning, Pflugerville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? Got.

[Caller]

I got a 2012 Mazda 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Black. Is it stick or matic?

[Caller]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather or sunroof or anything?

[Caller]

No, just cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

58,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's. What. What radio station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

I think it's 1300. There's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Austin Pflugerville. That's right. Duh. It's a Mazda 5. And is it the touring? It's gonna be the first one. It's gonna be the cheapest one. It's gonna be the sport sport wagon. And you got 58, 000 miles. Anything wrong with it? No. Does five grand put. Five grand should put it to bed, no?

[Caller]

Yeah. I don't know. Definitely looking for more than that, Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

A clean trade, nada, is 5350.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that means. Well, if it was that easy to sell it, I'd be buying for higher. But, but kick it around, see what happens. Do you want to trade it in or do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, you mean like buy a new car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Go to some dealership, especially a Chrysler one, where they have huge rebates and they can show you, like, seven grand and make you happy, and they keep your rebate and steal, like, three grand from you. And then you call us back and tell us how we tried to rip you off. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

You know. Yeah, I mean, that's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just true.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. And I'm not being mean to him.

[J.D.]

No, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm being respectful to him. He can go to the Dodge dealer that's got four grand worth of rebate. They can over allow two grand on the trade in they can get, keep the whole rebate, steal 2,000 from him, and then he calls us and tells us we were trying to screw him. That's what happens. That's fine. That's the world, the way it goes around.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it's really cool of you to, to be nice and respectful, though, despite his Flugerville handicap, because what's wrong with Flugerville? Well, I mean, just geographically speaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like, if Waco's wacky, I don't know what Flugerville is, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Secret Santa to y'. All do them yesterday. I mean, I, I, I got so disconnected from this Christmas party, I don't even know what's up.

[Turley]

No, that was handed out for you to fill the sheet out, and you grabbed your Secret Santa, whoever that's going to be.

[J.D.]

Starts next week.

[Turley]

Yeah, I believe. Is there one there for J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you read his. No.

[Turley]

Something's wrong with J.D. right now. You heard him this. You heard him about 10 minutes ago with his little hypothetical yet, talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Licking people's weird stuff.

[J.D.]

You stop that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is right there. J.D. secret Santa.

[Turley]

See what he's asking for.

[J.D.]

He can't say that on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of. A lot of. He needs to go to Laredo.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like Charlie Robinson sang about on New Year's Day, people. And you need to go across the bridge, and you need to go to.

[J.D.]

You should not ask questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hunter's palace or whatever it's called, you.

[J.D.]

Don'T want the answers to and have.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Nickel and Hunsky's with you. I'm just worried that you can get all these favors done down there. So. See the girl that loves a horse. Wait, wait, what does this say? Who's going to draw what?

[Turley]

Draw his Secret Santa and see that is it. Should we have an HR ish issue, you think?

[J.D.]

Oh yeah. HR in this place, that's what we're gonna have.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do have that waiver.

[J.D.]

We have a waiver everybody has to sign. I thought it was a joke. It was like this waiver about there'll be salty language and there'll be things said and done that you probably just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a Trump campaign intern.

[J.D.]

It's written like a joke. And I signed it. And I'm like, I. I didn't sign it. I handed it back to Mike and he goes. I said, that's pretty funny. He goes, dude, sign it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Everybody in the buyer's room talks. So salty. I'm like, we're gonna wind up getting sued.

[J.D.]

I just walked through there and I gotta sign it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, it's. It's the way it works. David in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your winter weather up there? I have not watched the news lately. Are y' all snowy or cold or what?

[Caller]

A little cold, but all in all it's pretty dry.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 15 Civic with 38. What color?

[Caller]

White. Resell.

[Satan]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a dealer? Yes. I can already tell. Are you a dealer?

[Caller]

I'm a golf car dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have you ever had a dealer's license in your life? A car dealer's license? No. Okay. Is this. Have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Satan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Ex. Two door, four door. Two door, two door. You want to mess that up? Hang on.

[J.D.]

Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot for him when.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re done in 38,000 miles with a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 1111 5.

[Caller]

Okay. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhhuh. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D.]

I was just going to ask him. Well, how much. How much one of those cool golf carts cost?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you had a question for me.

[J.D.]

No, for the guy.

[Bobbo Turley]

But he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a golf course. He is gone.

[J.D.]

Yes, we do need a golf cart. That's how I'm asking. But we want a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[J.D.]

We don't want one. Looks like it's been run over and rolled into the lake. We want like those stereo and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got the big wheels like Ronnie Dangerfield and can.

[J.D.]

I'm all over Port Aransas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the Air. Who's this? Hello?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where are you calling from? Hey.

[Caller]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me, I got 10 seconds.

[Caller]

2013 Ford F150 STX. 30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website, givemetheven.com. i've got to go to commercial break. We'll be back in just a minute. And I will go to Oklahoma and I will pick it up. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. If we don't beat your carmax offer, you know the deal. We owe you 100 bucks. Straight up and down, it's easy.

Back to the john clayton show. Call it 800-800-roke love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by. Give me the vid dot com.

We've got some fancy cars for this week's auction.

[Turley]

Buddy would do we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, our Christmas sale is coming up and I'm buying more fancy cars too. So We've got a McLaren. We've got a new Lambo. Gardo. No. Aventador.

[Turley]

Aventador.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ferrari F Berlinetta. 2000 miles. I've been holding Audi.

[J.D.]

He's been hanging on to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audi R8.

[Turley]

It's like a million dollars only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a couple cars.

[J.D.]

Do guys with really high end cars get rid of them this time of year by chance they're coming? Some kind of a tax benefit?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's funny is on the high end cars, you see more owners in the low end cars. Cars like a Lamborghini, you know, one year old Lamborghini, you may see three owners on it because they get in them and they don't jack with them long and then they trade them in for something new.

[J.D.]

And they're toys. Yeah, at that point they're just toys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like strippers.

[J.D.]

Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Took me a minute, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. Brett. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a 15 Nissan Altima SL. Is it a. It's four cylinder, six 3.5 liter, six cylinder. Okay. And does it have a sunroof? It does. How many miles?

[Caller]

33,000. Just rolled it over this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a sweetheart, I'm a. What city are you in? Lake Jackson, down by Houston. I'm 12, 8, 13. 12. 8, 13, 13, 13.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nissan's not real sexy. Matt. 09F150 King Ranch with 95 leather roof. No nav. No, no roof. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say average to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. Does. Does. 0909. 060708 09. That body style does 12 grand buy it now? What buys it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. I owe a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D.]

Can we talk about the new auction?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Sure. Absolutely. Now we can talk about it. We had a blast there this week.

[J.D.]

It was so much fun. You come in. In a helicopter.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You got to set the scene up, jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can set the scene up easily if you go to our Facebook page. Look at the video you made. Yes.

[Turley]

By the way, good job.

[J.D.]

Very cool video. And the best shot of that is the opening shot with the drone, where I flew by the sign and turning. You see the massive lot? And then I find out I almost got shot down.

[Turley]

Yes, that's right.

[J.D.]

They don't like. They don't like drones.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't like drones.

[J.D.]

But anyway, I didn't tell them ahead of time, but you understand that was weird. Yeah.

[Turley]

How did that. Okay, so how did it go on your end? I could tell you my end.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in the hell. Wait, with the drone stuff?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The helicopter picks us up at the house. We're heading across town, and I get a text from Mannheim Auction. Do you have a drone out here? And I wrote back, no. And then she writes back, okay, we're fixing to shoot it down. And I was sitting there thinking, thinking, jd, I didn't know he was going out there, stupid. But I could hear. I could think of JD going out there. And then I texted jd. I mean, Turley, hey, is JD out there with his drone? And then he writes back, we already got it handled.

[Turley]

Well, because I got a call on my end from Jennifer in a panic. Take down the drone. They're gonna shoot it down. Take it down now. I'm like, what? They're gonna shoot it down. So I'm like, okay, so I'm looking for JD. JD's just calmly standing there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the parking lot? No, he's.

[J.D.]

At this point, I've already finished, and I'm back in the area.

[Turley]

I didn't know this.

[J.D.]

I'm running around.35 seconds.

[Bobbo Turley]

Who's gonna shoot it down?

[John Clay Wolf]

The auction people. They don't want drones.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really?

[J.D.]

They have security issues, which I understand. I thought about later. They're right. I should have asked. I shouldn't have just assumed. I was all the way out by the street where the sign is. I didn't think to be a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

You figure if a helicopter's coming in, laying there, drone can land there. I thought that they were worried that we were gonna hit the Drone with the helicopter.

[J.D.]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I thought was going on.

[Turley]

Know I was wondering on your end, you're thinking shooting around a helicopter, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably not a good thing. I really thought that that's what it's about. I thought, there's a drone around where we were fixing to land. And that's what she was saying, well, I'll just shoot it down. I'm like, well, that's cool. That's nice of her.

[Bobbo Turley]

Get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get that bastard out of the way.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's so cool, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just roll out the red carpet. They're shooting stuff down.

[Bobbo Turley]

Where you get that drone?

[J.D.]

JD they literally have a red carpet. Set up the drone. I'll tell you in a second.

[Bobbo Turley]

Give me one of those deals, man.

[J.D.]

Red carpet, carpet set up. John lands in the helicopter now because there's a helicopter coming in. We're standing out there and everybody else from the auction starts standing out going, who's coming in? What is this? What's going on? And you come in, you land and walk into this roarious applause. Dude, what a show.

[Turley]

That was a good.

[Chipmunk]

It was a rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was more than I would.

[J.D.]

And the video, if you want to see part of it anyway, you don't capture the whole thing, but it's on our Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. JD Shot this video. We sold almost all of our cars, just like we always do. And it was the biggest day we've ever had. Too much fun at Manheim Dallas.

[Caller]

We.

[J.D.]

So the high end cars are going to be next Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Coming up. It's Christmas sale.

[J.D.]

Christmas party. Okay, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's really easy what we do with these cars, right? I bet on what they're gonna bring. Sure. So I. I give the money for them. If they're worth 20, I give 20 when I bring them through. If two people fight over them, I make money. If they don't, I don't. And if it's one guy, then I lose. It's really kind of that stupid.

[Caller]

Simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really, really, really that stupid.

[J.D.]

But so it's not. It's so complicated from my perspective. I'm looking, people are nodding, people are winking, people are doing really, really subtle things. This guy, this other guy's walking around, I can't figure out what he does, but he's sort of the. He sort of keeps people going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the ring, man.

[J.D.]

Is that what it is? And then you got these guys and they just kind of real casual. I mean, everybody over here and Your auctioneers going, and you're pointing, you're. And you're banging the hose. And he's over there being real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody asked me if that was a black dildo. Oh, I was holding.

[J.D.]

You can clearly see in the video it's a hose.

[Turley]

Just keep going.

[J.D.]

It's a hose.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great big rubber mal hose.

[J.D.]

Black rubber hose or about 2 foot long. It makes a big bang noise. And you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if somebody gave me one of those, like one footers, if it was laying up there on the counter one day, I'd beat on it until it blew up. Nice.

[J.D.]

Nice visual. I'll make sure to get a video of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD08. Not you, JD this JD a Chevy Equinox with a buck 40. Houston. It's probably 3,000 with that many miles on it.

[Caller]

JD okay, sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sam in Houston, a 16 Silverado, 25,000 miles, crew cab navigation. Does it have leather?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load this one up. Because the trucks have so many options, I want to make sure I hit it right.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elizabeth and Saginaw, good morning.

[Caller]

Yes. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. A 14 Kia Soul with 67.

[Caller]

Deal is I owe 11 on it. The dealership's trying to give me seven and I think that's just too low.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is, it is. I'll give 75 to 8 because the miles are high. You must have a long commute for work is my guess.

[Caller]

No, actually, I bought it second. I'm the second owner. It had 30 or 40 on it, and I've, I've had it for two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 75 to 8 if you go to givemetheven.com load it up. You can use, you can use us to like say, hey, I got this with these guys. They'll buy it from.

[Caller]

I mean, I've been listening to you for years. My son turned me on to you and I love you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks, Liz. Appreciate it. Love our listeners, man. Love our listeners. 800-800-7234. You know what I want to hear, Bob? I want to hear a inch report across the great state of Louisiana and Texas on snow.

[J.D.]

Oh, snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we cover so many different cities.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to get a feel for what they really saw. Call in 800-800-7234 and tell us how many inches of snow you got.

[J.D.]

I'm looking here. My buddy Scott Morgan, which is, he's down in Port Aransas. He said they got 2 to 3 inches at the beach. At the beach.

[Turley]

2 to 3 inch.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Scott listens to every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Scott Morgan is 3 inches.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 807, call in and tell us how many inches you remember. Give me the VIN. We also buy RVs and motorcycles. Go to the website and put in your RV or your motorcycle and we will send it to our specialist and get you a figure on it as well.

[J.D.]

Okay, now, cancer, real quick, Babo's question a minute ago. Where do you get the drone? First of all, you can get them to Best Buy anywhere. This particular drone came from John Clay Wolf. He gave it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gave it to him in exchange for making us like a promo video. But not the quickie off your phone. I mean like a good one.

[J.D.]

We're doing it because the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re like, well, I'm about charge $1,000 for these. I'm like, well, that's what the drone cost. Yeah, I thought that's what we were doing. And if you're trying to like get out with a 30 second video off an iPhone in a half shot drone, that's 1200 bucks.

[J.D.]

Hey, dude, I've learned from you. You negotiate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D.]

Donald Trump happy with free lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Turley, you're a liberal. Catch me up with your Trump hate today.

[Turley]

Well, there's no Trump hate. It's just that he was drunk again. Drunk again? Yes. I don't know if you heard this.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, no, you have an issue.

[Turley]

He's rallying up the Drew past Palestinians and this whole. I don't even want to get into that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So heady.

[Turley]

But anyway, so he had, he had a whole conversation talk about it and you tell me, was he drunk? Listen.

[J.D.]

So today, let us rededicate ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

To a path of mutual understanding and respect. And finally, I ask the leaders of the region, political and religious, to join us in the noble quest for lasting peace.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he's proud. Thank you. God bless you. God bless Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless you Palestinians. And God bless. God bless Palestinians, United States.

[J.D.]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a little slurry.

[J.D.]

And that didn't sound slowed down.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was real. Okay. Palestinians believe in Allah straight up and down. Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, it's the same cat though.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you say God bless Palestinians, is that an insult to Palestinians?

[Bobbo Turley]

Not at all. No.

[Turley]

Okay, now he's blaming. He's blaming. Blaming the slurs to. On his dentures. Well, he's not blaming other people. Yes, he has dentures. He's not telling anybody he's got dentures, but you could tell there was a denture issue.

[J.D.]

Anybody? Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

Well, he's very vain.

[Bobbo Turley]

And it's a much longer speech. I mean, I. I thought he might be having a stroke standing there when I saw it live, so that part was real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Josh, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Denham Springs, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy, how many inches. Inches are you.

[Caller]

We had about three or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, Josh, I'm sorry about that. You know, you can get an enlargement done if you Google around on the Darrell in Lake Jackson. How many inches do you.

[Caller]

We had about five inches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five inches?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, man. Last time I was. Lake Jackson, we got about half an 8 ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 inches in Lake Jackson. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? Where are you? Hello?

[Caller]

Hello, this is, this is Gus in San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Antonio. How many inches, Gus?

[Caller]

Oh, we got three, but I was calling you about an rv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just go to the website and load it up. We'll buy it. And. And is that 3? Is that in cold weather or warm?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

The segment brought to you by extends and. Jimmy Johnson, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're on.

[Caller]

Hey, man, this is Craig, man. I was in Appaloosas. We got about three, dude. And look, I tried to get that extension, but I'm a little old for that now, man. I don't think it's gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, three won't keep the girls around. She's gonna go. She's gonna find somebody with more snow inches than you if you don't get. Get, get to working out or something. Good morning. Where you. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

I'm on Interstate 12 heading east in a semi and I'm looking about 5 inches over here. About. About 10 miles from Hammond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Like still or. I mean, not on the road, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, the roads are clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're just looking at the side of the. The drifts on the side?

[Caller]

No, it's everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

There.

[Caller]

I stopped at the EX10 there, and they said they had five inches.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of snow for south Louisiana. That's what I was trying to tell you, J.D. it was more than what you're.

[J.D.]

No drives. Nobody knows how to drive in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert and Alvin, how many inches are you?

[Caller]

We had probably a good 2 to 3 inches, but I work for the railroad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. 2 to 3 inches. Robert on the railroad. He's lived a long life in the. In that capacity pulling a train on the railroad. Brian 06 Limited expedition with 225,000 miles worth about three grand. Maybe not even that much for that much. Yeah, go to givemetheven.com line it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. David. An 04 Dodge 3/4 ton diesel with a buck 70 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a crew cab, right? I mean a quad cab.

[Caller]

Yes, it's quad cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

I'd say it's got two weeks lift on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I need to see it. I'm just thinking with 170,000 miles on it, probably 8,000, maybe 10.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's pretty clean. I picked it up and I could make some money off of it like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go. Go to givemetheven.com and load it. Are you a dealer or do you. Is it registered to you?

[Caller]

I gotta, I gotta get it registered to me. I'm not a dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll see. Thanks. 800-800-723, four more. My name is John Clay wolf. You can call in and let us know how many inches you got in snow. But if you haven't caught on to the gig yet, you're just gonna get harassed.

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe. Vin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it any your underwear. He's gained 18 pounds since October, which he cheerfully considers the exact amount of weight that he'll need to throw around. Lower your trousers and he'll show you a perfect location for your Christmas tree. Frappuccino. He always plans an out of town conference for the last week before Christmas because last minute shopping is what personal secretary are for. He is the world's biggest son of a hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast, the John Clay Wolf Show.

800-800-Radio.

Call in. Presented by Gimmethe Vin.com Jackson Asses.

Jackasses.

[J.D.]

What? Like this time of year? Man, a lot of bosses are jackasses. Some bosses are really good people. This guy in England, this story. Company chief takes 20 staff members to Madrid for their Christmas party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must be in the oil business.

[J.D.]

No, they're not. It's a marketing company called Salad Creative. So it's just kind of a marketing company. I wonder what we're going to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

For our Christmas salad toss. That's. It's not real. No, it's not real. Real story. It's like the Salad Galatos, man. In the Chris rodeo.

[J.D.]

We're gonna get Frog Chris. I can't wait.

[DJ Prek]

I know.

[Turley]

Me either. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

RVs and motorcycles. We're buying those, holding them for spring. If you don't want to hold it over the winter time, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. RVs, motorhomes, big coaches, Harley's dirt bikes, all that stuff. And we have a specialized department that buys us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We were talking about Rush in the. During the break and I mean, dial them up here. Dial him up. I'd like to. It's time for el rush bro segment.

[J.D.]

Huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

What's that you're saying, Bigfoot? I like the goony goo goo thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

Love Eddie Murphy. Oh, we're gonna miss him. That's a real loss to the world. We're comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he die?

[J.D.]

No, not sure he did. No, he didn't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Have you seen him?

[J.D.]

No, no, he's not dead.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's obviously gone. I mean, a busy little guy like me, I don't catch others headlines.

[J.D.]

I got it.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, you can just tell if there would be a Dr. Dolittle 7.

[J.D.]

This is a room.

[Bobbo Turley]

If Eddie Murphy were still alive.

[J.D.]

Not true.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right? Probably had a horrible skiing accident of some sort.

[J.D.]

Okay, so what else going on?

[Bobbo Turley]

There's a lot going on with the president these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God.

[Bobbo Turley]

God, that last press conference scared me to death.

[J.D.]

He did sound slurry. And I don't mean slowed down. I mean real slur.

[Bobbo Turley]

His irregular breathing and his. His eyes were not coming out right. He sounded like Jimmy Buffett after a 12 pack of Coronas. Have you hung with the Buffett?

[J.D.]

I have ab. Absolutely. Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

So you know what I'm saying.

[J.D.]

His beer is called Land Shark, by the way.

[Chipmunk]

Right, right.

[Bobbo Turley]

But he doesn't drink it though.

[J.D.]

No, he not on stage.

[Bobbo Turley]

Buffet drinks Coronas.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I can tell that you're fronting. What happens to these guys when they get out there and they're speaking live? You know, you remember Rubio with the water and then Trump had to deal with the water. Yeah, well, the lame brain drive by media made a big deal about that. It's illegal to drink water during a speech.

[J.D.]

It was just awkward.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like the teleprompter is going to be offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something.

[Bobbo Turley]

What happens to these guys? And the same as.

[J.D.]

Same with Trump.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, he's thinking, go for the water. No, I better not. But he's all dry mouthed. I think maybe he had a little. Maybe a little. Little rum.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Before the speech. This happens to me sometimes during the show.

[J.D.]

I bet it does.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

But that's why I always keep a stick of double mint gum. And right before we come back from break, I get all juicied up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up.

[Bobbo Turley]

You bet. That's just a little tip for you guys who want to try your hand in the radio business. Hear the excellence in broadcasting network talent on loan. Rather beside the point. And I'll tell you, look, he's probably thinking a lot about Roy Moore these days because you got a hell of a snafu. And I understand Hollywood directors and producers and actors, you know, they're all. They've all been pretty touchy feely people. Yeah, well, Richard Pryor once, true story.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

1982, right after the release of Stir Crazy. You remember that?

[J.D.]

I do.

[Bobbo Turley]

Fine, fine.

[Satan]

Film.

[Bobbo Turley]

Conservative minded film. Okay, well, don't fence me in.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Richard Pryor once put his hand on my thigh and said, white boy.

[J.D.]

No, he didn't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which I perceived as, you know, just a d. A bit of jocular friendliness.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Jean Wilder really lost his mind about that.

[J.D.]

Did he?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, it was a crazy thing. So you never know. Actors do that kind of thing. Politicians, not so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Rush. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller]

Russell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russell, where you calling from? What you got?

[Caller]

Calling from Coffin, Texas. I've got a 08 Ford Expedition Edition XLT with the Texas Edition black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Miles.

[Caller]

165.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, these Miles. Dude, they're just whacking. They just kill them. Is it a long one or a short one? Four grand.

[Caller]

Four grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to give Me the vin give. Load it up, we'll buy it and we'll come pick up it up in Kaufman, which is John John and Rockwell. 10 escape with 58. Yeah, it's XLT. So it's got the cloth. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

John got what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Satan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

And, man, I got the title on it. But hey, one. One thing it needs. Tailgate. Somebody crunched me, but it didn't bust the window or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much to fix it? How much to fix it?

[Caller]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it set a brother back to fix it? How much to fix it? How much is the body shop bill gonna be?

[Caller]

Well, I mean, if you want to do it right, probably about $2,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's got a whack on it. So the door has to be replaced.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hit you with like a ranch hand, grill guard. Let me think.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm probably three grand, maybe four. Based on. I need to see the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller]

And man, that's all you're going to give me? 3 or 4?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, if I got to spend 2500.

[Caller]

God damn. I paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I mean, but did your answer.

[J.D.]

I mean.

[Caller]

I mean, godamn you what I'm calling. If you're only gonna give me three or four, I'm gonna keep some.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, you got to watch your mouth because I'm having to dump half the stuff you say. But I enjoy. I enjoy your.

[Caller]

Your passion. You don't. You can't actually out or beat me out. I thought delay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. I'm not that delayed. Right. No. Hey, listen, man, the, the. The. The. The rig's worth. The rig's worth 7500 fixed. So fix it and I'll give you 7500. If I got to fix it, I'm going to. I'm not going to fix it for free. I'm not going to waste a month at the body shop and do this for free. So you get it fixed and I'll pay you. Or if. If I'm going to buy it cheap, if I'm going to buy it all wrecked up, I'm going to make some money on it. I'm not your damn mama. I ain't cleaning your bedroom. We'll be right back.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

No Common ground Look at everybody singing. This song is so light and loafers. But it. I asked Charlie to put in a playlist because it's a little bit of a tribute. See you later. To the aardvark in Fort Worth.

[Turley]

Yeah, I heard about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not gone yet, but it's going to. I think they're going to tear down, turn it into a church. My old bar from college.

[J.D.]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had the plaid pig and the aardvark and they're closing down the aardvark at tc which is like the trees of Fort Worth.

[J.D.]

The place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I will never forget the night that these guys played there and they were nothing. Yeah. I was gonna say, actually our. Our room that night was light because I bought it as the hop and we turned it in to what it is now and we had another. We had another bar up the street after Deep Blue something got done. I was listening to this song over there and I was like, hey y', all pack your stuff up. Let's run over to the other place. Why? It's really busy.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want to stick you on stage and just play this song for that crowd. And I want to watch them.

[J.D.]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they did it.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we got done, I said, boys, you've got a hit is a hit. I know I sound like a little. You sure do. But it's true. That's what I was doing back then. That's what I was doing. That was. I wanted to be in the concert promotion record business.

[Bobbo Turley]

And they never would have made it without you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. They would have made it just fine.

[Bobbo Turley]

You cuz you invented Deep blue something. You made it.

[J.D.]

Well, they were going to call themselves the Blue Ocean. John said, no, no. Pick out something else. So they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, I.

[J.D.]

What happened?

[Bobbo Turley]

Great song. But A Bad Name Boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul Nugent at 462 Productions was their manager. But we did a lot of shows with them. And the same thing. Tripping Daisy and Dave Matthews and Blues Traveler. 3:11. 311 came through there. I mean, that. That was a. That's a big part of my life. That was fun.

[J.D.]

But how big big was the Plaid Pig? Because I never went there. How many square footage?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

We say concert venue. Sounds like it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

10,000 square feet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay. No. There was a place in Dallas called the Rhythm Room and the Green Elephant when I was in College at SMU. Green Elephant was the 21 and up bar and the Rhythm Room was 18. It's all about drinking ages. And the green elephant was 18 and up. So I'm sorry. The Rhythm Room. Rhythm Room was where all the music was and the freshmen could get in and fake IDs and beer. It was lighter, easier. And then the Green Elephant was right up the street and that was mixed drinks and harder to get into. So we did both. I mirrored that concept at tcu. I was at smu. Like, man, this is really working. These places are packed. TCU doesn't have a place for it. So we opened the Plaid Pig, which was like the Green Elephant. Sounds familiar. Yeah. And then we opened. We bought the Hop and turned it into the Aardvark, which was the Rhythm.

[J.D.]

Room concept, which is now closing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. After 20, 22 years. Yeah. So. And then when the bands were routing through Dallas, they'd go trees and us or us and trees.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So back then, you know, the. The grunge, the Nirvana. I mean, all these names.

[J.D.]

We had them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had them all. I did. I never had Nirvana, but they did play at the Hop before we bought them. So that's why I'm playing this song. 800-800-723-4. Good run. Aardvark. Tim in Dallas. 03 avalanche with 170 is worth a couple thousand bucks. Like three or four. I need a probably three. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay. Tim? Tim, you there? Lou and Plano. A12 Infinity QX56 with 80 leather roof. Nav. Does it have 22 inch wheel? Is the phone up? Is something wrong? Lou, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 infinity qx with 80 on it. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's black with the light interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 22 inch wheels and DVDs Yep.

[Caller]

22 inch chromes. Beautiful wheels. Good, good, good scratch on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

80, 000 miles. Do you have a payoff or is there a title in your hand?

[Caller]

Negative title in the hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, 20 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

Well, I was wanting to get 29 or 30 for it, but it sounds like that's way off, which just got.

[John Clay Wolf]

80,000 miles on it. And I. I know I hit you too low, and I do that just to get the number out of you. My computer won't do it. If you go to givemetheven.com and load it in, it'll immediately bid it for the right money. I think your car is a $23,000 car off the top of my head. Let me look. Infinity. I'm gonna pull something up because the, the system that runs our computer database inside. Give me the vin.com. i've got it right here at my fingertips. QX56.

[Caller]

And it's got that touring package on it too. The high end one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what I was asking you. Those 22s and the TV screens, y, that's the touring deluxe. Touring.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, average MMR is 24. 4. If I gave you 25 grand, would that put it to sleep?

[Caller]

Probably not, but I'll call you guys. Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy the car. I don't want to talk. I don't want to talk to my wife. I don't want you to talk to yours.

[Caller]

I don't have to talk.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to do business on the radio with everybody. They enjoy us actually doing deals. So let's negotiate.

[Caller]

How about 29, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about you're stoned? How about 25?

[Chipmunk]

Five.

[Bobbo Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about 25. Five? I'm a check rider. You don't have to give any test drives. You don't have any Trouble. It's got 80, 000 miles. 26.

[Caller]

That's too low, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Why wait? It's got 80 on it. He drove the life out.

[Caller]

I know it. I, I honestly, I think I get 29 out of it if I sold.

[John Clay Wolf]

It on my own.

[Caller]

But the pain in the ass, So I.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a big pain in the ass. So if I gave you 27, would we be done?

[Caller]

I tell you what, you give me 28 and we'll be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cannot give you 28. I've come up $8,000 and agreed I started too low, but I am stretching out at this point. If I gave you 27. And could just hand you a check and you'd be done. Would we be done? And I come to your house and pick it up.

[Caller]

All right. Yeah, let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, sell that. All right, sell that.

[J.D.]

Sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fun. Lou. I gave too much for your car. But as long as everybody enjoyed it, that's all that matters. Hey, I'm going to. I'm going to put you on hold and get you with one of our buyers right now.

[Turley]

And boy, those managers are going to love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Anthony, will you hook that up? 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. 800, 800 radio.

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy.

[J.D.]

Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chip Monk. Chipmunk. Hey, guys. Hey. What's going on? Hey, buddy.

[J.D.]

You look happy, festive. Oh, y' all know.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah, I'm fasting. I'm having good. I was just joshing with.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Chipmunk]

Everybody loves this time of year.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but do chipmunks.

[Chipmunk]

I'm kind of sweating it.

[J.D.]

Why right now? What happened?

[Chipmunk]

Christmas.

[J.D.]

What?

[Chipmunk]

You know, it's hard to keep it all together and still have enough nuts for everybody.

[J.D.]

Oh, I see.

[Chipmunk]

Tell you the truth, though.

[J.D.]

What?

[Chipmunk]

It's same as last year, okay. I think it's got more to do social politically.

[J.D.]

Social politically?

[Chipmunk]

With the great nut disparity. You know what? Like us chipmunks been saving nuts all year long, right? But you squirrels, a lot of them just won't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now it's tough times.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's cold.

[Chipmunk]

They say.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

It's also the main holiday of the year where you get a lot of non violent chipmunk crime.

[J.D.]

Non nonviolent chipmunk, namely nut burglary. What?

[Chipmunk]

It takes a lot of nuts to feed an extended family of 30 or 40 chipmunks.

[Satan]

So.

[Chipmunk]

And we have a little rite of passage for all the young buck chipmunks. And us dads, really, we get several families together because it takes 20 of us to get this done.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah, we'll pull off Kyan at heist. An all night Walmart superstore. Oh, no, they got that big old nut bin.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah, buddy, Seen it.

[Chipmunk]

But I'm talking about walnuts and peanuts, cashew nuts and almonds and Brazil nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Chipmunk]

Which is the proper name.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Chipmunk]

And pecans. And sometimes maybe a Cartono Winston's.

[J.D.]

No, you're not stealing. You're teaching your kids to steal.

[Chipmunk]

Well, you know, I mean, stealing's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Chipmunk]

It's all right. Me. Okay, we all get inside while the overnight Stalkers are going on break about three in the morning. And while the night helps, all outside smoking. The little chipmunks all go to the back and break into the egg counters and run them up to the front in tandem and sew them on the floor.

[J.D.]

This is so wrong.

[Chipmunk]

In what they call Action Alley.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Chipmunk]

Yeah. They leave a trail of runny yeller egg destruction all the way to the back of the store. It's a big mess. I guess then while they're doing the egg work.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

Us more experienced professionals will stuff as many of them produce bags as full as we can drag and make for the shopping cart door.

[J.D.]

You got it.

[Chipmunk]

And we usually make a hollow cave at one time. My cousin Rudy, diverted by this. No, tell me he slipped on the egg and fell down on his way out.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Chipmunk]

Scattered his nuts all over the floor.

[J.D.]

But he did and twisted his hind leg.

[Chipmunk]

You know, he sued him when he was. He sued like 60,000 nuts.

[J.D.]

What?

[Chipmunk]

Yeah. That's pretty much a victimless crime. Not that it matters to the possums.

[Caller]

No.

[Chipmunk]

Who are very judgmental about us other animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Animals?

[Chipmunk]

Oh, you know, they're typical Jesus freak self. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just mini possums are. Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

The closer you get to Christmas, it seems like the smugger they get.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh.

[Chipmunk]

Like they invented the whole thing.

[J.D.]

The possums.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I had no idea.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah. They're the religious nuts of the aminal world.

[J.D.]

They are.

[Chipmunk]

And their Christmas songs all suck. And their wives are frumpy, but their kids are hellraisers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Chipmunk]

How's that work?

[J.D.]

I know.

[Chipmunk]

I think all that possum repression has given the Bodak yellow.

[J.D.]

The what?

[Chipmunk]

The Bodak yellow.

[J.D.]

What's that?

[Chipmunk]

They're like, I ain't got a dance, I'm gonna make a money move. Whatever. I know what I'm talking about. Them young possums got the best weed.

[Satan]

Oh, God.

[Chipmunk]

And that's important. Cause Christmas is a wonderful thing, but it's stressful too. Yo.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

Hey, happy Christmas, everybody.

[J.D.]

Hi, buddy.

[Chipmunk]

See you at the Salvation Army.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Walmart. Thank you, sir.

[J.D.]

Stay out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a lot of carp guys online, but I can't go to them right now. Go to givemetheven.com everybody hang on me grab them. Hey, Bryant, with this 12 FX4 I'd like to buy. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? It'll bid it right there for you. It'll be it right there. Frida and Irving, can you do the same thing? Yeah.

[Caller]

What do you want me to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Just. You can even just put in your license plate and it'll bid the car. It's my website because I'm out of time. But I'll be right back. We've got breaking news real quick. Real quick. Before we go, on the way out, Bob Floyd on Chris Bosh.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, this morning, kids, Chris Bosh, his mom's house was busted. Now, if you live anywhere in the Dallas Fort Worth metroplex, you know that's where all the really good fake opioids are coming from. And not only that, there's also a good line of cocaine and homemade methamphetamines made by Chris Bosh's cousin, Nerville down in New Braunfels. We'll keep you updated on supply, but I'll tell you, if you're buying this morning, do it before noon because after that it's all popo. And that's this morning's dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep a token and we'll be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in just a minute.

Give me the vid dot com. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

You are the best race radio personality I've heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by Give Me the Vid.com.

Actually, this is a fitting song for that last car we bought a minute ago with a hundred thousand miles for $28,000 or 27. Oh, man, somebody does need to check my brain. That's what the name of the song is, Judy.

[J.D.]

I know you don't know, but you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Steph. 250, 000 mile explorer. We need to look at that one on the, on the website because it's all about condition. You there, Stephanie COUGHING Bye. These real high Mile ones is so much better to look at them in pictures than try to do them over the radio because they could be total trash can junk.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah. Or they could be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they could be.

[J.D.]

Nice go either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea. DJ Prek what it do, Whitey Blackie ain't Mile. Eminem's third cousin is here with us. The whitest black man or the blackest white man in North Texas. What do you got?

[DJ Prek]

Or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, did you. Hang on. Before we do that turling, did you go to the Christmas party last night?

[DJ Prek]

I did not, man. I was not invited. I didn't even know about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know about it until yesterday.

[J.D.]

You literally had to be in the room about 3 o' clock on Friday. To have known about it because that's when they changed it. That's when they made it up.

[Turley]

Made it up is a good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a heavy drinking crew, I heard is a thousand dollars for just. Just a handful of them. It wasn't everybody.

[Turley]

It wasn't even everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, if we were all there, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Roll out the mx.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, it's messed up, man. I could have brought some 40s and everything, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Party City, where you work during the week? Have y' all been busy at Party City?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, you know, it's a little busy, you know, Christmas time New Year's, we bringing things in.

[Caller]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[DJ Prek]

Like just random stuff trashed for people to buy on New Year's to throw away the next day that just says Happy New Year's on it.

[J.D.]

Do you guys have any Santa Claus suits? Cuz I'm looking for one. Santa Claus suits?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, yeah, we. We got the Santa Claus suits for you. Come on down to Party City.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll hook y' all up and half.

[Bobbo Turley]

Price on me stocking stuffers until Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have elf suits? Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Would you want me hook you up with an elf suit?

[Chipmunk]

Hook me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did.

[J.D.]

Right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I need a couple of elf suits because we're putting together a little thing and I'm. I might be Santa Claus and need a couple elves.

[DJ Prek]

Let me know, man, off that employee discount if you just let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a couple of girls from that tight ends place over in Dallas also. So to be the elves. I'm serious.

[J.D.]

A show. Where are we going to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're going to do it at the. At the auction next week.

[J.D.]

Next Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next Wednesday is our Christmas party at Manheim Dallas.

[J.D.]

Okay, I got it. So you're going to do a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to do it again Christmas thing. But this time I'm going to bring instead of my kids, I'm going to bring like maybe some sexy families that are dressed as elves.

[J.D.]

Last Wednesday was the family day. Next Wednesday's the sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's just like normal, you know, I got. Got to do his thing. His A plan, his B plan. The B plan's coming on.

[Turley]

I think we know somebody that can get some girls for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. I forgot. We have a man on staff that is. Has been in prison in multiple cases for pandering. 800. 800 7234. 800.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is that what they call it now?

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. Okay. DJ pregame, black, white Latino Raider. Yes, sir.

[DJ Prek]

I got another one for y' all today, man. This one comes out of North Port, New York. I guess it's out by Long Island. But this, this girl out there, she decided to show up to a marijuana possession summons at court, smoking a blunt while she rolling up. So she coming through and she's like cutting police officers off while talking on the phone. So she already got their attention. She decides to park into a parking spot clearly marked for a police chief and decided to. Decides to spark up right then and there. So the cops of course grab her and issue another appearance ticket for possession of Maryland.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have another opinion of this.

[DJ Prek]

What y' all think? Black, white, Latino?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going like I did earlier. That's straight up Latina. Latina, Straight up Mexican.

[Bobbo Turley]

How so?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hot headed. I'll do what I want. Angry. I mean, they're just really pretty people, but they're really, they get. There's. They're very, very. What's the word?

[J.D.]

Passionate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Passionate. Fluctuate attitude. Get in the middle of your butt and chew you out head to toe. So you think that sounds like a hot Mexican girl to me.

[Turley]

Long Island. I'm going to go other Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I cover Latina, but you can do that too. Yeah, so. So. And that could be that, that, that whole attitude runs through Peru, Puerto Rico, dad, Tobago. Well, maybe not. So you're.

[Turley]

You're thinking more of the Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican.

[J.D.]

Okay, I'll go with black just to be different as well as she was on the phone and when you watch live PD and they're always on the.

[Bobbo Turley]

Phone, it feels like a wasp.

[J.D.]

Every time the cops pull up, there's a black chick on the phone and she won't get off the phone. I didn't make it up.

[Bobbo Turley]

Says the Grand Dragon.

[J.D.]

I'm not the grand. Anything you say. Stop that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with black just to be different.

[J.D.]

Well, you guys covered Latino and okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

That was all those blacks have been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting a bad rap for years and I'm here to tell you that's it. I'm gonna go in black just to be different.

[Bobbo Turley]

That was always Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the accidental racist. Baba, what is your selection?

[Bobbo Turley]

It feels like a WASPy deal. Like I detect a level of privilege here and maybe it's my imagination. I did park of the side. If the sign says Chief of police, either you can't read it and your other or you don't care. And that's a Caucasian.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Lindsay Lohan or it is some good looking Mexican girl who dad is a rich roofer.

[Chipmunk]

Roofer.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she really thinks that she can get away with, you know, he's been throwing down mallards on her. Her. Those are hundreds, you know, straight up and down for so long through high school that she thinks she's rich and she thinks she's got something. She thinks she has something and she's gonna roll with it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Stevie Winwood did. Clearly not her. 1983.

[Bobbo Turley]

She just thinks the world is that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the answer, dj?

[DJ Prek]

Well, y'.

[Commercial Announcer]

All.

[DJ Prek]

Y' all gonna throw a loop for this one, man. It's 26 year old Olivia Tran.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they had that attitude too. Yes, they do have that attitude. Privileged.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hadn't you seen Kill Bill in the. In the crazy 88s?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I learned exactly who that is. Yeah, that's what's Lisa Ling or whatever the gal's name that was relating the Crazy 88s and Kill Bill that. Did she beat the hell or have any. Did anybody die after all this? Dj? Anybody pass away?

[DJ Prek]

Hey, man, I need to be careful then, huh?

[Turley]

Hold up.

[J.D.]

Easy.

[Bobbo Turley]

I learned so much later listening to the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, this is educational, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah. So she's who to thunk it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

William in Louisiana 14F150FX4 with 40 leather roof nav. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 28 grand. 28. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Jim in Dallas. 05 Liberty Diesel with a buck 30 on it. I need to see pictures of it because. And have you had the glow plugs changed because they're porcelain and when one of them breaks, you have to buy four of them all at once. And it costs like 800.

[Caller]

Just did it last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And am I exactly right with what I just said?

[Caller]

Yes, you are. And good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm just off the cuff. It's a liberty. It's not the other one. I'm four grand. Maybe. Maybe I need to. I haven't bought one in a few years. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. What city are you in? Dallas.

[Caller]

Dallas, right. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I've had it estimated a couple times and nobody can get it right. Everybody's low balling me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's between 2500 and 4, but I need to look it up and look at the pictures and I'll tell you exactly what it is.

[Caller]

With the diesel in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a Dodge dealer back from. Oh, I remember when it came out as a diesel. Yeah, I've seen a lot of them. That's why I know about the. That's why I know about the glow plugs. They're porcelain and they made a change for it, but it's still expensive. 800-800-723 for 800, 800 radio. What's in the news? J.D.

[J.D.]

Stop that.

[Chipmunk]

God.

[J.D.]

Just after hitting a new record of more than 17,000, the digital currency Bitcoin plummeted. On Friday. Its price nosedived more than $3,000 dollars. It's been swinging wildly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So from where to where?

[J.D.]

Before Friday's fall, it had gained roughly $5,000 in the previous 48 hours. Most investors had just one question. What the hell's a bitcoin? What is that?

[Turley]

It's digital currency.

[J.D.]

So it went to $7,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever played the field on a roulette table?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's a side. If you're played a roulette. Yeah, but I'm sorry, not roulette. That craps. Craps.

[J.D.]

No, I have not played craps.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's different bets and craps and it's a side bet is all. The hell it is. It's not. I mean, people would argue with me. You're buying.

[Turley]

You're buying digital money. It's currency.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's of what it could be worth in the future.

[Turley]

Yes, it's. So just.

[J.D.]

Can I buy anything with it? Real stuff?

[Turley]

No, I know, I know now there's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet.

[Turley]

Yes, there's a couple places that are using.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really just like Tesla.

[J.D.]

You'd work Tesla into this?

[Turley]

It's IT guys are all into it. It's so risky.

[J.D.]

My real money for something that you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could sell it and get real money back. It's. It's like calling a bookie and making a bet on a football game. Did you play in the football game? No. Okay, then why should you get to invest in the football game?

[J.D.]

I bet on the outcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that's what you're doing with this. Really?

[Turley]

And it's something that's can bust any second. Any second.

[John Clay Wolf]

So by bus, giving like a Sailing Breast 1983, you could go away.

[Turley]

Oh yeah.

[J.D.]

I didn't mean bust open. You mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Turley]

People could hack your account too because it's all online.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very risky. Why don't I just go buy Apple stocks.

[Turley]

Because here's the thing, J.D. you can make a lot of money real fast.

[J.D.]

It was up to. Yeah, it was. It had a record of 17,000 and then dropped 3,000 back up 5. So it's just. Oh, it's incredibly volatile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep.

[J.D.]

And it ain't real, so don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, givethe vin.com is buying RVs, motorhomes, buses, motorcycles, dirt bikes, street bikes, all that stuff, ATVs. So we have buyers on our staff that if you go to givemetheven.com load them up and you will make a lot of these guys don't want this stuff over the winter. And we'll buy it and hold it over the winter, try to sell the spring for a profit. There you go.

[J.D.]

Where Senator Al Franken of Minnesota, in an emotional speech. Speech on the Senate floor, announced on Thursday he will resign from Congress. The most prominent figure in a just a growing almost daily list of lawmakers and rock stars and actors failed by charges of sexual harassment for indiscretion. He finished his speech on Thursday by saying, I'm still good enough, I'm still smart enough, and dog on it. Chicks dig me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is next?

[Turley]

Who's there? Hadn't been a rock star, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Really? Oh, you think.

[J.D.]

Think that. You know, I thought about that the other day. Maybe it's because if you're with a rock star, clearly you're in that groupie category. And I think any lawyer in the world could pull that apart.

[Turley]

They're like, look, you know what you're getting, right?

[J.D.]

If you're backstage, you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had Sebastian Bach on the air one day and he told us stories about girls. Oh. Literally shimming their way through walls. And I mean, like, tearing out the. What do you call the damn wall? Walls.

[Turley]

It's made out of stucco or the sheetrock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sheetrock walls.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bank. Cutting it out, banging it out to get into the dressroom to do whatever.

[J.D.]

Like Reno. Lover boy told us a story about passing a naked woman between two of their two tour buses going down the road.

[Turley]

You don't hear them saying anything.

[J.D.]

We know about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he loving every minute of it? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

It was almost a weekend and they were working for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Tony Romo's dad is coming on later. Hannah the stripper just showed up with our breakfast. Thank you, Hannah.

[J.D.]

Thank you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was so nice of. You're welcome.

[J.D.]

What did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you doing last night, darling? I wanted a Thing? Dancing.

[Bobbo Turley]

Dancing my ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time you spend in the gym? You don't look as sharp as you did a year ago.

[Commercial Announcer]

No, I did a lot better when my nephew was hanging around because he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would eat all my Tater Tots. Bastard.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah, guys, his mom, my sister got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of jail up in Lincoln.

[J.D.]

I think she was in jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's gone back to stay with.

[J.D.]

His mom for a while, probably for a week. That wasn't the safest environment for him anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

A club. So having that child on your hip for three weeks, did it change danger? Did it make you want to settle down and find your man and raise a family? God, no. Never, never, never, never, never, never. If I feel like having a baby, right, I'm just gonna go to Hawaii, okay? And be around little, cute Simone babies. Oh, God, they're so cute.

[J.D.]

I'm so honorable.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got 10 skin and they know how to roll.

[J.D.]

That's why you want a kid around you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harvest pineapple joints. Pineapple. Hawaii is awesome. We should all go. We should. Why don't we talk about that in the middle of the night? After we leave the Waffle House, we might just go to DFW and get on a break. Oh, my God. I want a waffle now. Okay, Michael in Yukon, Oklahoma in 08 Silverado with a buck 10. Is it a super extended cabin cab or crew cab? Mike, is it an extended cab or crew cab? Hey, is your. I've got 18 seconds. Is your. Is your Silverado extended cab or crew cab?

[Caller]

Just. Just a regular cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a regular cab.

[J.D.]

A regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking $7,000. Go to. Give me the vi n. Or you can just put your license plate number in it. Givethevin.com and we'll bid it. We'll bid it by hand. Shoot me a couple pictures so I can figure out what we're doing. Put them on hold. Dj Put them on hold. Good morning. Big fan. Listens every Saturday. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hi, John. This is Terry from okc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Terry from okc.

[Caller]

Hey. I don't want to sell my car. I have a 2013 Dodd Dart. But I just wanted to say that I love listening to you every Saturday morning. I'm a hotshot driver in Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And you guys just crack me up. And y' all keep me going through the day. And I just wanted to say you're awesome. And I love hearing you guys get on these guys about these cars. It's just hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. We gotta go to break thanks for checking in. We'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

Back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show after this, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

Bill Lafayette, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

How you doing, man? Bro, I am just in awe to be on the air with you, man. I. I just really am. I'm awestruck. You're such a great professional, man. You're such a great professional, you know, making fun of like all these other people that are, you know, maybe of a embrace of you or maybe just, you know, like trash a little bit or something like that. Just making fun of them to, to make yourself look better. That's so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Bill, we can start with you. We can start with you with a 03F150 with 160 and you live in south Louisiana, so is this. Oh, you gotta cuss. See, if you're gonna cuss, you're, you're. You're the one that's not very professional. You don't know what you're doing with your bit here, bud. Cuz you can't cuss on FCC airwaves. Are you with. See, that won't work. But so, so do this. Go back, you and your buddies write your bit down again, call back in and take another swing at it. 800. 807,234.

[Bobbo Turley]

Man, I like that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was trying really hard. 800, 809-S5 with 95,000. Good morning, Joe.

[Caller]

Dad, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just trying to keep everyone entertained. You can't please them all. Cannot please them all.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

09S5 with 95000 miles on it. Is anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, no. Anything wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color black Quattro coupe.

[Caller]

Are?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a four wheel drive.

[Caller]

It's all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

V8. Does it have a navigation system?

[Caller]

No, it don't now have navigation system.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the miles are 95. I'm a 12 grand buyer.

[Caller]

I'll think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to givemethevin.com load it up. Thanks.

GiveMeThe Vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo Turley]

So easy you can do it in your underwear. He brags that he's found the most aggressive and cost effective auto theft deterrent available. He keeps an untamed chipmunk in his trunk. He used to secretly hate Salvation Army Santas but now realizes their plainclothes replacements are piss poor substitutes with or without the bell. It's true that all of his gifts for co workers came from Dollar General Store, though it's important to consider that many of them cost as much as 2.99. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I really enjoy the show presented by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoyed listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Axel, there he is. We had Axl Rose in the studio like we do every Christmas time. We're playing a little one of one of my favorite songs of yours, Axel. Way to show, John. Thanks. I like it too. Now, did you get the cuss words out of this Turley? Because there's a lot of profanity in this song. Yes. Let's listen to a little bit. Some people might not even know this. Guns n Roses. Katie, have you ever heard of don't know? This is crazy off of live, which is one of the weirdest LPs besides the spaghetti ridiculousness that y' all shouldn't have ever done. Yeah, this is a good one. So, Axel, what do you plan to do this Christmas time? I'm gonna go to Disney World.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Party with Cinderella?

[J.D.]

I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

In the snow?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Like the band or the character?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, really? I'm going to meet Tinker Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got me turned on, baby. Listen to his vocals here. You really got it, Dash. You used to have. Can you still hit these notes? Yeah, yeah. Can you sing along Karaoke?

[Bobbo Turley]

I was singing to myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you're in his head. Makes me hot. Oh. What about your weight, Axel? Is that. Is that slowing you down with the ladies, or is that harder to perform these big sets?

[J.D.]

It slows you down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of Papa John's pizza, baby. Is that what it is? Gotta have a tub of butter. Oh, thank you, Axl Rose. Thanks for coming in. City anytime.

[J.D.]

Endorsement deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anytime. God. Bring him up. Dave in Baton Rouge. Good morning.

[Caller]

You're on the air. Hey, John, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Is this a diesel?

[Caller]

This is a diesel. It's got egr, delete lift kit, fill box. It's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to.

[Caller]

5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it to bid it, right? Because when, you know, you. You modified it, and I'm sure it looks great, but when I see it is when I can really judge how much more it's worth than a stock one with a look. We could talk about it all day. It's just. It's just something about the look and. Does it have the look? It sounds like it does. I mean, it does.

[Caller]

It does. Can you. Can you ballpark me?

[John Clay Wolf]

30.

[Caller]

Can you ballpark me? I won't hold you in anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand?

[Caller]

Give me an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand.

[Caller]

Okay, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to buy it. I'll send you. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and actually, I have a truck picking up in Baton Rouge. We've got a couple of big, heavy cars down there that we've got a Christmas sale this week at the Dallas Auto auction on Wednesday, and I'm trying to gather up the prettiest cars that I can, and I'd love to have this thing in my lineup. And we've got a truckload in Baton Rouge on Monday if you want to do it that fast. All right, great.

[Caller]

I'll get on the site.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. I've got the heaviest cars I've ever had, meaning bunch of 100 granders.

[J.D.]

Jeez, they're stocking them up for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's one Ferrari Berlinetta. It's going to bring somewhere between three.

[J.D.]

What?

[Commercial Announcer]

Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. It's going to bring three. If it was 350, I'd lose a lot. If it was 370, I'd do fine. I'd do. Well, it's going to bring somewhere between. I'm going to guess can bring 370, 365.

[J.D.]

Unbelievable. For a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what people buy them. And I would know. I'm not driving it. Yeah, I'll never. I don't want to touch. I don't want to touch.

[J.D.]

How do you move something like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, because you very well insured. Okay, I get you and I'll tell you exactly what happened on this deal. Yeah, the guy. So. So to do the insurance properly, I wanted to go from A to B to C. And he couldn't make that work. I said, listen, then just leave your insurance on it. Sign a document saying you got an insurance insured for the next 10 days.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll send the truck to your house. But this little trucker I use, Kent doesn't have $350,000 with insurance. So he's like, that's cool. I said, worst case scenario, blows off the truck into a bridge into flames. You call your insurance company and sell it to him for 50 grand more than you sold to me for.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[J.D.]

But he wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, okay, cool.

[J.D.]

Could you not tie it down?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Remember RVs and motorcycles that get. Give me theven.com as well. ATVs, all that good stuff. We buy them. We've got a McLaren.

[J.D.]

Do you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[J.D.]

It's gonna be a fun set, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a Bentley. Nice one. And we've got a. We might have 300 cars on Wednesday.

[J.D.]

You just bring out all.

[Turley]

We got a limo running too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we really?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Where we get this from?

[Turley]

Gmtv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bought a limo off a limo company?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just a dude.

[Turley]

Just a dude that had a limo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wap job limo. Or a nice one.

[Turley]

It's pretty nice, you know, got 100,000 miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty. Don't they all? Yeah. What was that CTS the other day? That Cadillac had 240,000 miles on a 15 model Cadillac. Did we get that car?

[Turley]

I have not known.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a limo operator.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a round town Uber ever.

[J.D.]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just drove the hell out of it.

[J.D.]

I was going to ask you what vehicle holds its value the most. Like I've seen you buy F250s that have two and three hundred thousand. They still worth something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Diesel for four wheel drive trucks.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not the six liter. Just everything else but the six liter.

[J.D.]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

They Just don't hold up.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

The 6 liter Ford from 03 to 07 is a toughie with Miles on it.

[J.D.]

And the other way, the car that just plummets. I think you're gonna say Rover, Jaguar, Tesla's the worst.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tesla's the worst. Tesla's the worst. But all that heavy stuff, I mean, he's got nowhere to go but down.

[J.D.]

Down bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, real quick, super turbos. I want a super turbo. If anybody has super old body style, super turbo. I gave 25 grand for one the other day. A 988 Toyota Supra. Yes, yes. What we say, Mike.

[Turley]

Breaking news real quick in the sports world. The Yankees just got richer. They traded for Gino. Gino Jean Carlo Stanton from the Marlins. He's if everybody knows baseball, he leads the league in hobby home runs 59 last year. He's won the MVP several times. He joins the Yankees now. They have three guys with almost what, 150, 100, 200.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bust your balls. Hang on. Yes. So Turley just marches in the middle of the show with this huge announcement. I mean, there's trades all over the country with sports teams all week long. We never talk about them. Nobody knows what he's talking about. But he's a die hard Yankees fan, big deal. So he's just going to drive his car into the middle of the living room and said, look at me.

[Turley]

Yes, the Yankees have done something huge on.

[J.D.]

Sir, you can't park here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute.

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you. And John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Give me the vin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[Bobbo Turley]

Givemethevin.com so easy. You, you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin dot com.

[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

Dave Matthews. I told you the story about there when I saw the them years ago. In Massachusetts.

[Turley]

You discovered them, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, I did not. But we brought their CD back and put it in the bar at the Aardvard and everybody loved it. And I called their booking agent, said bring him to Texas. He said, john, Dave Matthews is just like Fish. They're the hardest working band in the world. But they're never going to be more than a regional act.

[Turley]

Oh, that guy is not working for Frank Riley.

[J.D.]

Y1 promoting you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank Riley at Monterey Peninsula.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's when you finally managed to get the manager on the phone. Cuz the first time you got Dave himself. Right. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They, they had a. They were a big deal on the east coast. They used to play old miss frat parties. That's was their deal years ago. 8008-0072-3480-0800 mark in San Antonio. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. How are we coming in down there?

[Caller]

No, don't have any more snow know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's weird.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years have you lived in San Antonio? Jeez man, all your life?

[Caller]

34.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many times have you seen snow where it actually covered the ground in 30 years?

[Bobbo Turley]

Twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Twice. 09 Lexus GS350 with 100 on it. Like 110 average rough for clean.

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rougher. Clean, clean condition.

[Caller]

To be honest man. Clean. I baby the car, you know, I hit it with the Griot's products about once a year, you know, buffing pad, all that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you take care of it? Does it have a clean car?

[Caller]

Fix the car? Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does nine grand buy it?

[Caller]

I haven't taken it anywhere else.

[Bobbo Turley]

I just.

[Caller]

I know, I know it's other, other places. I'm sure they're gonna, you know, hit me low on it and I'll even give nine grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may go to ten. I'll. I'll give nine grand. I may go to ten if you want to go shop. My figure, take it to CarMax. If I don't beat a CarMax written offer, I'll give you a hundred dollars.

[Caller]

Okay. And those things still, still hold, hold their value as far as we're probably gonna end up getting a. Another one. Different model, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lexus, Toyota products, Hondas. They really do well with miles. I mean, mean, look at this car. It's almost 10 years old. It's got 110 on it and I'm trying to buy it for $10,000. I mean, you know, if it was a, if it was an Impala we'd be talking about 2500.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

808 bands. They got passed on. This is one of my favorite letters ever. If you're a band and people have told you, you'll never make it. This is from RSO Records. This is a letter received for I'll tell you who in a moment. In 1979. Dear Mrs. Thank you for submitting your tape of your band to rso. We have listened with careful consideration, but feel it may not be suitable for us. Sincerely yours, Alexander Sinclair. And it that was sent to YouTube. The group.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow, we're gonna pass.

[J.D.]

You guys are nice, but nobody wanted.

[Bobbo Turley]

To be on RSO after 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of guys that just weren't good enough and like to pass. And now the Cowboys fans are wondering if they made the right decision. We do have Tony Roma's father in here. Romero. He's a crowd favorite, people pleaser.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody loves you, Mr. Romo.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know I agree with you about my son how he cannot pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can pass.

[Bobbo Turley]

He passes very well. He does for a long time. The problem was the chopper receivers.

[J.D.]

Oh, the receiver.

[Bobbo Turley]

We talk about this another time, okay? Of course, you have noticed there have been some bit of a tension.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Between Antonio and his mentor and co announcer Gymnas O any football broadcast boot up late, you know.

[J.D.]

See? Yeah, I did.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you only hear what they say.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it is safer to say the dew she have come off of the Glee.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he saying?

[Bobbo Turley]

The honeymoon is over.

[J.D.]

The honeymoon's over.

[Turley]

The dew has come off the lily.

[J.D.]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Antonio said it to me weeks ago. The Columbia NFL sports broadcast network spread.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

For the game is very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, they make it sure that Jim and Tony they have many delicious the food available.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

During the contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

And Antonio, his mother, Camila Jubakovsky.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

She have raised him to always have a good breakfast.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Bobbo Turley]

So. So he is not so hungry at start of game important meal. But he says that Mr. Nance, he is less than generous with the little pig in the blankets.

[J.D.]

The pigs in the blankets.

[Bobbo Turley]

He says. Yes, it's his Tony's favorite. Right. He says that he always have them all eaten by half a time. Leaving only the gravy meatballs.

[J.D.]

Gravy meatballs.

[Bobbo Turley]

Only garlicky fruschetta. Or Antonio or Las Vegas Sunday where they pay trios and Bills game.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[Bobbo Turley]

At the New Era Stadium in Buffalo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

They have the crispy fry Buffalo wings. One of Antonio's favorites.

[J.D.]

Everybody Likes buffalo wings.

[Bobbo Turley]

And he tell Jean very respectfully, I assure you.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

I hope you can save me a few of those swings, Jean. Yeah, I am the hungry man as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Nance, his co host. Right in the booth.

[J.D.]

In the booth.

[Bobbo Turley]

And he says that Mr. Nance he have still eaten a dozen of these wings. But he says kind of beachy like. Oh, but don't query Tony. I live with these other dozen porches.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay, well that's good. He left other dozen for Tony.

[Bobbo Turley]

But then. Oh, when Antonio he returns from the restaurant room right at the beginning of the third quarter.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ready for a nice snack? Alas, the wings they are gone on Mr. Nance.

[J.D.]

What'd he say?

[Bobbo Turley]

He have a pile of bones all over the floor. They broadcast abuse suspicious. And Tony is left with the spinach dip. And of course the meatballs.

[J.D.]

And the meatballs. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which he began to throw at Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nuts.

[J.D.]

He's throwing meatballs?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes and no hooling around. He was genuinely deeply furious.

[J.D.]

Yeah, well, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's going for his face. Throwing the meatballs rapid fire. Like the snap and pass drill.

[J.D.]

Snap and pass.

[Bobbo Turley]

One of the field techs said he clocked one of the meatballs at 80 yards per hour.

[Chipmunk]

Wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

But Mr. Nass, his fullback skills, right are still quite sharp. What on his chest? Each meatballs trajectory only cast them in his mouth. Eleven in a row.

[J.D.]

Eleven in a row.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now this infuriate Tony even more at which time he throw his telescripter at him.

[J.D.]

Oh no. Teleprompter.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes. And the gimma he duke it crashed through the booth window and traveled 46 yards in a in a high tight spiral into the parking lot. Luckily this happened at the same time as Robert Gronkowski make his late hit on the tray. But they'd be used so no one noticed. But next time Antonio says he is going in the contract. No more meatballs. Support me.

[J.D.]

No more meatballs.

[Bobbo Turley]

So we shall see. But this is only part of the CBS broadcast.

[J.D.]

Wow, no kidding.

[Bobbo Turley]

And with Christmas only hue. Can you imagine?

[J.D.]

I can't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Please be careful with your shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Falcons Saints game last Thursday night?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I only watched the cbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was awesome. It was awesome. It was too bad.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That they lost. But it was just one of the better ones of the year. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Thanks dad.

[J.D.]

Did you guys see the Buffalo Bills?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the. Is where you go to get your car bid? I'm gonna grab one real quick. 11 bins E class with 390,000 miles Steve, is it just a four door regular one?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

10, maybe 11,000 for Mercedes with 91,000 miles? Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D.]

Did you guys see, Speaking of Buffalo Bills, the fan who ran out naked on the field last month during it was a blowout loss. It's pretty much the only thing that happened on the field. Tristan Lambton is his name. He admitted to the violation. He was in court this week. And as part of the sentence, he'll do 25 hours of community service and pay $400 in fines and fees. Also, it includes a one year ban from the stadium. And if he does it again, he's going to be sentenced two season tickets. So I'll have to watch all the games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Turley]

Buffalo fans are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've only got two minutes left in Dallas on 92.5 and on the Brew in Oklahoma City and the Buzz in Houston. And then everybody else stays on for our number four. Remember, if you miss our number four and you want to listen, you can. Did you get the button hooked up yet?

[J.D.]

We're ready to go, but you have to go to Tunein this week, Tunein and KGVR next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have a button okay. On our john claywolf.com site.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the podcast goes up about 1:00 and it's commercial free and cuts all the music out. So, you know, four hour show turns into two hours and 15 minutes or something like that. Just Google the John Clay Wolf show on. Not Google or Google podcast. Anyway, it's all over the web. You'll find it. Remember any car dealers out there? People that have car dealer friends or looking for cars? We have a monster auction at Manheim's Dallas on Wednesday, lane 11. We just started there last week. We were the number one seller the first day we were there. Wow.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you got a hell of an entrance to the helicopter, the red carpet, the lights, the crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we will be the number one seller again this Wednesday. So if you have cars that you want to buy, if you hear these cars, go to one of your dealer buddies, have them log into Manheim simulcast on lane 11 and they can buy them and you can can watch them by him.

[J.D.]

And you want to see John land in the helicopter. The video is on our webpage, on our Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, it was fun. Everybody gave us a warm greeting because that's where I started my career.

[J.D.]

I know, I remember years and years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 1996. Now you're back and we're back. And it's Fun to be home. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. RVs, motorcycles that givemetheven.com on top of all the cars, remember, expensive cars, diesel trucks, all the pretty stuff that you think the dealers aren't giving you enough for. I want that stuff. And of course, if I don't beat a CarMax offer, I will send you a check for a hundred dollars. How many checks do we send out last week, Turley?

[Turley]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five checks.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was out of, you know, a lot. But there were five times like I'm just not. I this extended Cab Chevy truck for 25 000. There's some stuff that I just did. I don't think it works for us.

[J.D.]

They still get the 100 bucks? Yeah, they still get 100 bucks for basically nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you go to givemethevin.com the worst case scenario, if you're competing, if we're competing against Carmax, worst case scenario, you're going to get 100 bucks. Best case scenario, you're going to get more for your car. 800. 800 radio is the call number. We do have another hour available. We do pick up at your home. We have a buyer's room full of guys next door. They'll be working until 4 o' clock today. If you go to givemetheven.com our system will bid your car instantaneously if it's under 115,000 miles and under $50,000 dollars. Anything over that, we do it by hand. But we will get back to you today and get you an awful letter emailed. See y'.

[Bobbo Turley]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be back with our number four in a minute.

Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com 800800 radio givemethevin.com RVs and motorcycles as well.

Jeff in Fort Worth. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on this 14 kia forte?

[Caller]

Around 6,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you can afford to sell it. A lot of people that come in with Kias are so buried that there's. There's nothing to do because they're $5,000 in the ditch on them. Mean it upside down, but you're not. So you must have put some money down.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you come from?

[Caller]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your mission with this thing? If I bought it today, what are you going to drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

I've got my motorcycle for now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Huh. What kind of bike you ride?

[Caller]

Custom built. Harley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Is this a two door, four door, four door EX or sx? Is it the hatchback? Does it have the hatchback?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm just gonna bid it. Ex 2014 Ex forte with good miles. What color?

[Caller]

It's silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth. I'll you give 8500 with a 500. 8500 with a clean Carfax.

[Caller]

And if that works, it's a real clean car. It's a real clean car. It's fully loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemethe vin.com and load it up and tell them I at 8500 on the air if for some reason the system doesn't hit sh you there and we'll make the payoff for you and give you a check for the difference what we owe you between your payoff and what we're giving the 8500. Okay, thanks. Kelly in Houston. A 13 Camry with 62 leather navigation. What color and which, which trim level is it an xl? What's it called? Xl. Gosh, I'm going brain dead. I've been on the radio too long today. Xls.

[Caller]

This particular one, one's a se.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Camry is. Are the seats two tone leather and cloth? It's.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's kind of weird. Like down the center is fabric or cloth and the outside of it's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most of those have sunroofs. Does this one have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. It's a four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A white se with 62 on a 13 model, no roof. Got the two piece leather. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff's about 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're a little flipped and I think. Hang on. Yeah, the money's about 10.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you can afford to get out of it. If you want to write us a check for two GS to get out of it, we'll make the payoff for you. But other than that, I can't help you.

[Caller]

All right, sir, Thanks a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have Johnny Manzel here to give us a professional insider on the Davey o' Brien and the Heisman race.

[J.D.]

Here comes the mic. Stepped up to the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember tbo, man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Look, I'm T Bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you're T. I get it, I get it, I get it.

[J.D.]

Cute stance, fired up.

[Bobbo Turley]

Johnny football you doing, man? No, but you remember Tebow.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I remember Tebow.

[Bobbo Turley]

Today in history, Tim Tebow became the first sophomore to win the Heisman Trophy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

He must be really bad ass. Two years later, what happened, man? Johnny Monzo, the first freshman doing the Heisman Trophy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Football.

[J.D.]

I know.

[Bobbo Turley]

Throw me a spiral, man.

[J.D.]

It's been a little rough on you since then, though.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, that's where you know, you know the subscriber deals, man, with the glass pipe, the gas pipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, whoa.

[J.D.]

The endorsement deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. That's smoking in your 2000s, making me begoozles of dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Football created a new product sold by head shops called the Smokinator 2000. That's what he's referring to. And that's the monies he's been living off. Now he's burned through all of his Cleveland Browns income.

[Bobbo Turley]

I can get really serious for a second because that Smokinator dude will save your life, man.

[J.D.]

Save your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like, you know how many times you get home and you, you're gonna smoke a bowl with four beautiful, tasty girls?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Bobbo Turley]

And you can't smoke at the same time. Cause you've only got one chamber and one mouthpiece. And smoke Nair's got four hoses.

[J.D.]

Yo, I got you.

[Bobbo Turley]

And everybody get high at the same time, man. And talk to the dog. Eat some Takis and have a good time, man. These kids in College Day are not like me, my friend. Yama Yama, then College Station, man. We don't just celebrate Christmas, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bobbo Turley]

We have December Fridays, man. December like five times this month, Dude, We've already done it a couple times, man. Like, you pick out a great Christmas tree and not a real one. Those suck.

[J.D.]

No, the real ones suck.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, you go to Target, man, and get a good Christmas tree, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a fake one.

[Bobbo Turley]

Decorate it up and then on Friday night, what do you do? Take it up out in the yard, man. Set it on fire. Yeah. And everybody comes from all around and go, wow, your trees burning down. Friday, and it's party time, man. Tap the keg. Smoke it down with Johnny Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should have do a bit with Johnny on, you know, Cheech and Chong's Christmas. Santa Claus and his old lady.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now what do you think I'm doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D.]

That'S what he think she's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We should.

[Bobbo Turley]

John is high, man. Yeah, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's up with the Heisman race?

[Bobbo Turley]

Like, I'll tell you the truth, man. I don't know. Oklahoma Kid, man. Cousin hangs around Little bit. Like, I'm like a mentor.

[J.D.]

You're a mentor? Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I mean, look at me now.

[J.D.]

Yeah, I see you.

[Turley]

Mayfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Those other guys are doofuses, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's like, you know, Johnny, when you get to the pros, man, is it hard? I was like, no, you weren't in very long. You just do what you did, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Cuz, those guys you looking. You sitting across from the linebacker, man. He's like, I'm going to get you, man. You like Johnny Football, man? And they got me a couple of times. Yeah, they did, but I was high. She didn't care, so it didn't hurt. Smoke it down, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so his Heisman recap is. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you, Johnny Football.

[J.D.]

Follow it, I think.

[Turley]

I think Baker Mayfield's going to win it. It's pretty obvious. So, unfortunately, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened last weekend with.

[Turley]

What? TCU getting their butt kicked.

[John Clay Wolf]

They got smoked out like Johnny Football.

[Bobbo Turley]

Fired up, man.

[J.D.]

Burning down.

[Turley]

Yeah. It was pretty much on par, except for Wisconsin losing. And so that got Alabama Squeak right in that playoff spot, which makes sense. I don't think Ohio State deserved it.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you had to pick your winner of the big game at this point, Turley, I know who mine is.

[Turley]

You know, Bama is favored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they? Yes.

[Turley]

Even though the number four seed.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are favored. I. Unfortunately. I hate to admit this, but I think Oklahoma. No. Really?

[Turley]

No, no, no. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, yeah, everybody has an opinion.

[Turley]

Yeah. No, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, they had horsepower. They had horsepower. I watched that the other day. That. That TCU thing was like thousand horses versus 500. I mean, there's no technique, no cool steering, no in and out of the corners. That's going to outrun horsepower. And they had horsepower. I just.

[Turley]

Their defense worries me a little bit. I think Bama. I mean, Bama is just from top to bottom.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I haven't followed Clemson. They're pretty good.

[Turley]

The quarterback is not ranked number one in the country. Yeah, but they're not. Desean Watson was a big difference for them. He could win game games. This new quarterback they got, he's good, but he's not. The pressure's on him. I don't know. We don't know what he's going to bring, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Yeah.

[Caller]

I've got a 2016 Nissan Rogue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it cloth or leather? Leather. All right. That's good, man. They're pumping out these Nissans at discount prices, so Hard that it's screwing up the resale on everything.

[Caller]

I'm not surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're just slamming them. I mean, I have a trucking company that moves all our stuff and they have, they. They deliver Nissans too.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've told me stories where they're showing up at Nissan dealerships to deliver the new cars. And the owner of the GM is coming out, like waving his arms saying, no, don't.

[J.D.]

I don't want to take them away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take them away.

[J.D.]

Really? Oh, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's been going on for two years.

[J.D.]

That's a bad sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's been going on. Well, I mean, Nissan selling a ton of cars. There's building more than they can sell. And so they keep rebating them, rebate them and rebate them, and they're getting. I mean, the Ultima is. I don't know what it's worth anymore. There's too many of them. Anyway, back to your truck. It's a rogue. And is it all wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive. SL leather, sunroof, tech package nav. 20,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color? Black, black, black. What city are you in, sir?

[Caller]

League city.

[John Clay Wolf]

League city. So down south, 18 5. Okay. Sounds reasonable.

[Caller]

Let me talk to my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to giveme the vin.com, load it up. And if anybody gives you any griefs there, Wolf said he give me 18:5 on the air and I will. If it's got a clean carfax, it's got a bad carfax. I got to back it up 10%. All right, 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[J.D.]

You're talking about college ball. A minute ago, SMU this year, seven of five. So they're not doing bad. But how long has it been since they got the death penalty?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it 88?

[Caller]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

87.

[Turley]

Yeah, right there. So 88 season, 89 season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere in there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, they have a winning. Have they had a big season since? I mean, how long does it take to recover? Does it take that long?

[Bobbo Turley]

Never been the same.

[Turley]

7 and 5 is probably their best mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe I go back in a crappy conference.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's really weird is some of the earliest teams back were the best.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. June Jones had a couple of good ones, but the first years back, we had a couple of decent teams and I. I don't know. Have you ever watched Pony Express on a 31st for 30? Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the best Pony Express. And I know I have. My heart's in it. But It'll really. Yeah, but it'll really tighten it down and show you what was going on. You know, I was there with Forest Greg and Tom Rossley and we were just a bunch of wannabes, dude. It was like. Rudy.

[Turley]

It was like scabs, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it was like scabs.

[Turley]

Scab players from the NFL when they went on strike, they just pulled a bunch of college guys that never weren't good enough for the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they could.

[Turley]

They could play a little bit ball.

[J.D.]

Right, right, right. What did SMU do to get kicked out? What? I can't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid their players off.

[J.D.]

Oh, is that all?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the gut. The governor of Texas, Bill Clements was in on it.

[J.D.]

That's the problem. Was in on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a board director of SMU at the. the payroll meetings where they'd be sitting at a conference table. Oh my God. And getting the payroll checks ready for family members and players. He knew about it. And they got that. They. He knew about this. And once they got busted, they couldn't stop. That was the weird thing because then players would come forward and like knock them out and say sure. And validate it. They were stuck. They were absolutely stuck.

[J.D.]

But did Clemens get in trouble at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he wasn't the damn coach or the ad. But he was right there. He knew. He knew about it. Went all the way. And then. What's that guy's the real estate developer in Dallas. I forgot his name. There was some big money involved and they were just paying players.

[J.D.]

Dallas and very expensive. I still don't get why. And I'm sure there's a reason. But why they don't. You're bringing these guys to a college to make that college money. That's the way the system works. Somebody makes you money, you paid them for that. Why is that that big of a deal? I don't know. You know, I don't mean multi million contracts.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just the ver. It's professional sports. Means you receive income to do it. And the moment you. Johnny Football sells an autograph.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he becomes a professional. Okay. And you're no longer UIL or NCW making people money.

[J.D.]

A ton of.

[Turley]

Get a scholarship. That's money, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. I mean. And you get put in the national limelight and get free marketing so that you get drafted high and you make.

[J.D.]

Gazillions of dollars that way your mother didn't get pulled up on drug charges.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you. Why do you go to the army for free? But then when you Leave. You get free tuition. You know, it's kind of like that. And I'll tell you, two days in college ball is like the army. And I've never been in the army. Maybe I'm wrong, but it was what I would imagine it was. The hell I would imagine it would be. It was, golly. I'll never forget the first week I left there. I was for a week and I.

[J.D.]

Was like, oh my God, ring the bell. I can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I've did it. But we'll be right back.

Give me the vid.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

And now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

Rush limbo.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't believe I've set this time aside for your show. Well, forgive me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to ask a favor of you.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm about three percocets down, so just explain slowly, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was wondering if you'd be our spokesperson for our commercials that we run during the week.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, sure. What does it pay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We could pay you in percocets.

[Bobbo Turley]

That'll be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

You've got that much money for him? You know how many he does?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he do?

[Chipmunk]

He's a lot.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's a lot of percocets.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's all right. Willing to help out. You got to be a team player these days. Yeah, that's. You know, the one problem with Manson?

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

Just wasn't a team player.

[J.D.]

How did you. How do we go to there?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know. I'm high.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, did you hear that Quentin Tarantino is going to produce a Manson film.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really? That's amazing. I can't wait to see it.

[J.D.]

Will that be a major, like a theater?

[John Clay Wolf]

Quentin QT rolls out about every three years. Is that right?

[Bobbo Turley]

About every three years?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, something like that would be a good one.

[Bobbo Turley]

I wonder who Samuel Jackson's gonna play.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. No jokes. What?

[Bobbo Turley]

That could be very interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of the Beach Boys.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dressed in drag.

[Bobbo Turley]

You bet. I've always kind of thought of him that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was sure. What was the deal, Rush? I know that you and Manson were buddies back in the day.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, buddies is really strong. The time I spent on the West Coast, I used to play the ukulele.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which is hard to imagine.

[J.D.]

Yeah, real hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D.]

Look, I got it.

[Bobbo Turley]

The ukulele is an instrument that I found was. Was attuned to my soul.

[J.D.]

Oh, I gotcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

Being a big follower of Waylon Jennings, some of the more countryfied artists, I found my own tone. My own. My own Zoom zoom. My own zone with the ukulele. And I got in with Dennis Wilson of the beast boys.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

A.C. he said he'd give me an audition, and he had a song he wanted me to try.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, the composer of the song was this hippie. Hippie Charlie Manson.

[J.D.]

He wrote a song?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, he did. And it was horrible.

[J.D.]

I bet.

[Bobbo Turley]

But, man, it's. It sounded great on me at the time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now, back in the day, we used to use a lot of mescaline.

[J.D.]

Ah, here we go.

[Bobbo Turley]

And this is very different. Different than a Percocet high. There we go on the mescaline. You know, a horrible song can sound really, really entertaining.

[J.D.]

I can only imagine. We.

[Bobbo Turley]

We did a rough cut of it, and we actually sold three copies because the producers we auditioned it for were also on mescaline.

[J.D.]

Oh, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they listen.

[Bobbo Turley]

So, you know, you have to find your market. Apparently, there wasn't enough mescaline in Southern California to sell the song these days. It might work.

[J.D.]

No, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long.

[Bobbo Turley]

Long story short, you're sort of.

[J.D.]

It's not.

[Bobbo Turley]

We were. We were gonna go another way. And Manson actually killed Dennis Wilson's pet hamster.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, he did.

[J.D.]

I don't believe.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yes, he did. Well, he didn't actually.

[J.D.]

No, of course not.

[Bobbo Turley]

He talked to another hamster in the same cage and said, you should go and kill that guy.

[J.D.]

I see. I gotcha.

[Bobbo Turley]

Say we couldn't, you know. I mean, is he guilty? Is he not?

[J.D.]

Is he not?

[Bobbo Turley]

Terrible times.

[J.D.]

He's dead now.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good night, baby blue. The 60s are over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron in San Antonio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning, John. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How are you?

[Caller]

Good, man. If I was any better, I'd be twins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your first time to tune into us? Because we have not been on in San Antonio for very long.

[Caller]

It's my very first time. I'd be happened to flip it over. Waiting for my wife to get her hair done and heard you guys and enjoying the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what you, you like our little diddy? Our little Saturday morning ditty?

[Caller]

Yeah, I gotta say, pretty entertaining.

[Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we. 11 years we've started. No, is 11 or 12. 11 years. 11 years. Yeah, it's been a while. Okay. An 08 FJ with 100 on it. 95,000 miles FJ Cruiser.

[Caller]

It's not quite 100 yet. Don't put it there yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, I hear you. Don't put me in that category. Is it leather, cloth? Is it lifted? Is it stock? Is it two wheel drive? Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

It's 4x4 cloth interior. It's got custom wheels. It's got a little 2 inch lift on it. Level, level lift. Nothing crazy. No snorkels on it or anything crazy like that. Pretty nice ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 11 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller]

We're getting closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 12. 3 buy it? How about, how about, how about. I'll roll the dice. I need to buy some extra cars this week because I've got this great big sale on Wednesday. So I'm stretching right now. I need to get stuff bought. If you, if you're seller at 12, 5, I'm a buyer.

[Caller]

Oh, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you don't have anything to drive, do you? What are you going to drive?

[J.D.]

No.

[Caller]

Oh, man. I'm looking for an Infinity, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody calls in want to sell me their rig, right? Yeah, we get.

[J.D.]

You got it, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We like argued at 23 7. Yeah, done. Okay, now what? Oh, hell, I don't know. I can't. I mean I can't get to work in the morning.

[J.D.]

Am I going to get around?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come find us when you're ready. Doesn't sound like. Thanks. 800-800-7234, givemetheven.com is where you can go load that into our website and get an offer on your car. That'll build a profile in our system so you can deal with one of my buyers and we can keep up with you as you go through your automotive exchange process with other dealers or whomever it might be. We do do in and outs with other dealers. So that means I'll give him 12 5. He can take it to the Infinity. Infinity store. They can call us. We'll buy it from them for 12 5. He gets his 12 5.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Everybody's happy.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay, let's see what else is going.

[Bobbo Turley]

On in the news.

[J.D.]

A suburban New York City woman is now suing her doctor. She wants some cash. Claiming he used his cell phone to take a language test while he was operating on her. 70 year old Mary Edwards has filed lawsuit against the doctor, Dr. Eric Fishman. Of course she wants some cash. Edwards claims that Fishman had a conversation in Spanish on his cell phone during her outpatient procedure. It was just for vericone varicose vein. So it wasn't like a heart surgery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like on the boobs or on the leg.

[J.D.]

Legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fishman.

[J.D.]

I love this. Though Fishman later explained he was taking a Spanish proficiency test during the surgery that day, he did learn one Spanish term. No mas De niro. Arby's is buying. This is going to be interesting. The dining chain Buffalo Wild Wings in a deal that's 2.4 billion with a B. Wow. Arby's buying Buffalo Wild Wings. The companies put the transactions value above that. Actually 2.9 billion by the time they put it all together. Investigate investors rather say it is a match made in heaven. Since Arby's having real roast beef is just as true as buffaloes having wings.

[Bobbo Turley]

Have you ever maybe finally you can get a decent sandwich at Buffalo Wild Wing?

[J.D.]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's weird about listening to that lawsuit? I. I've been thinking about forming a lawsuit of my own.

[J.D.]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo Turley]

What do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who you really Yeti coolers.

[J.D.]

You're going to sue yeti? Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to sue you. What they do for turning me into an alcoholic Yeti.

[J.D.]

Got to follow this line of reasoning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, I won this little Yeti cooler. It's like a small one. It'll hold about it might hold a 12 pack.

[J.D.]

They're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've got it in the back of my car.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Miller Lite came out with these new cans, like nine out.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 ounce cans with a big twister on the top so you can drink them a little faster and they stay real cold. And I mean it's just like driving around with a rack of ribs in the back of your truck, man.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, you gotta have one or you don't. Or a freezer in the back with a gallon of Blue Bell. I mean you gotta drive try and.

[J.D.]

We don't and recommend this and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, I've noticed my, my Miller light intake since I have decided to put the yeti in the back. And right about the time I get down to One beer, right? And I could take it out of the car and put it back in the house where it's been for two years.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I whip in the 7 11, grab another 18 pack, stick it in there, ice her down. I mean, I found myself going through 711 every two days when I get. Get my can of snuff and getting a new bag of ice, keeping it. All right.

[Bobbo Turley]

And you got to have snuff. It's clearly not.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he's doing this, I'm parked in the driveway.

[J.D.]

Literally in the driveway. I know you've called me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I call a lot of people because I'm just sitting out there drinking my beer. And your kids. Because do you think the kids want to sit there and listen, watch you listen to classic. Listen to classic rock and pound Miller life?

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[J.D.]

Maybe you should play with the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but see, that's not fun.

[J.D.]

There, we got it. So I think, ladies and gentlemen, the jury. I believe Yeti is off the hook.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, take the mulligan on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just I've got to get rid of this cooler, man.

[J.D.]

It's the cooler.

[Turley]

I'll take it off your hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put it back, dude. It'll turn you in an alcoholic too. It's like, yep, I promise my beer intake will go down by 50 when I take this cooler out of my.

[Turley]

Leave it in the office or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even we're doing driving to the school the mornings, like, taking the kids.

[J.D.]

Wait a minute. Easy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, perfect time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me finish. You know, you feel a little guilty because you sit out there and drink about six of these and just. Life is great. Come in, go to bed. I've been stressed a lot. I've been working really hard.

[J.D.]

Working really hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, as you kill the soldier, you put the lid back on it, throw it over your shoulder into the back.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, like, I noticed I was taking my kids to school yesterday, and when I turn, you hear the ice sloshing around and the cans dinking around. And Tabitha, my 14 year old, looks at me and she didn't say it. She was like looking at me like, you think that. You think you've had enough beers? I mean, you know, trash can Charlie there in the back, and you pull over and you pop the hatch on the, on the SUV and pull your. Pull your cooler out to make it quiet down.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just pull that drain plug out and let some water run. You can take a leak into the water and let it all run out together and everything's good. And, and, you know, it's just.

[J.D.]

Life is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna sue yeti. I think that they've, they've, they've changed my behavior pattern.

[J.D.]

There was a lawsuit this week against Nutella. That chocolate junk in a jar. Some mother suit because my kids are getting fat. You said it was breakfast food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you that stupid?

[J.D.]

Stupid. Seriously. And that's a real lawsuit.

[Commercial Announcer]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think beer is so good, it's getting better with age.

[J.D.]

I think you have.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is. Babo, you're not much of a beer drinker.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know what I did? I switched to Shiner Bach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo Turley]

And it's just, it's. And I'm not putting down Shiner Bach, but it's harder for me to lay down $10 for a six pack of anything. You know, this Miller Light, what is it, four bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four bucks? Oh, and I think it's, it matters what you buy, but yeah, it's cheaper than shiner.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right. It's kind of just weighed me off. I put my own, my own tax break on.

[J.D.]

So your solution to drinking too much is to buy too expensive of stuff?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What is too much, though? You know, it's not like I'm getting wasted.

[J.D.]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not.

[J.D.]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but I, I, I don't know. I, I just.

[Turley]

Does it take two beers to get a buzz now or is it three?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, it's taking a little more. Yeah, it's taking a little more. I've always drank beer.

[J.D.]

Come to the dark side all my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan. Did you develop yeti?

[J.D.]

Wouldn't that be interesting if he actually came up with the idea maybe Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would come to court with me and testify on my behalf?

[Satan]

Yeah. I'll tell you, I, I, I. And I've worked with a lot of people out in this. Trust me. You know, these are the, these are the easiest souls to wrangle. But let me explain something about the, the angel physiology, if you will. We don't feel it. You ever see that movie with John Travolta where he's supposed to be Michael the Angel?

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Satan]

You know, he eats all this sugar and he's smoking constantly and drinks a lot of beer. You know, it just doesn't touch us. We're, we're not human. Does that make any sense?

[J.D.]

Well, sure.

[Satan]

So, you know, I mean, I just enjoy the taste of it, especially Miller Light. You're right about that twist on bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really changed the Game.

[Satan]

Sure. But, you know, I found it's a great in for people like you, John. And there's no reason you can't have your beer.

[J.D.]

Oh, here, this is coming.

[Satan]

I like you better when you're having your beer straight. You know, you're a responsible, successful guy. And you know, anybody can play with those kids. There's no reason you have to do that recital from Friday night. No, no, drink the beer. And it doesn't matter what kind of beer. And if you get to where you can't afford Miller Lite, go ahead and buy natural light. When it's cold and you're thirsty, it's the same thing. You bet. And while you're at it, drop by the Chicken Express. Get yourself some, you know, tenders, not a lot, like maybe 30 tinders with gravy. And have some. You know what's really great after some tinders and beer? A delicious Marlboro cigarette. You know, I mean, if daddy ain't happy, nobody's happy. Screw it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, anybody can play with those kids.

[Satan]

I don't know what the wife's gonna say. And she doesn't have to know we had this talk. But you just know that I've got your back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Satan. Thank you. I feel better now.

[Satan]

Mine.

[Caller]

All mine.

[Bobbo Turley]

Jeez, what was that?

[J.D.]

That was strange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron. An 02 El Dorado with 60. As pretty as these cars are and as nice as yours probably is, the market on them still really low.

[Caller]

That's what I was afraid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had one the other day. It makes no sense because the car is just. Is it an ETC or a regular one?

[Caller]

It's a ETC.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Got everything white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you got. Does it have a roof?

[Caller]

No. Doesn't have a sunroof?

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof. What do you want for this thing?

[Caller]

Well, I'd love to have 6,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you take for it?

[Caller]

What do what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you really take for it? What have you been offering for it? How much?

[Caller]

I'll take 3,500. You know, I hadn't put on merch yet. I just heard your show today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that, you know, I. I think I. I don't think. You're miles off. You're in Missouri, right? Yes. I'm not driving to Missouri to pick up a 20 year old Cadillac that don't sell very good. If you want to bring it to me, I'll give you 3,000 if I bring.

[Caller]

Where you at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas.

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I know that's not gonna happen. I know that's not gonna happen. Today. But you know, if you and the old lady or you and whoever want to make a road trip to the big city, one of them can, you know, one of them can follow you and you can bring it here, get a check. Then y' all can go to Weston marketplace or a Mavericks game.

[J.D.]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Road trip or the Stars game.

[Bobbo Turley]

Are you missing the snow this December? It's down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller]

Got any good deals in September, tickets or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I really don't. I get free deals, but I keep them. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air.

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this presented by. Give me the.

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[Bobbo Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by Gimme the Vin.com.

She said Mama got to go.

[Caller]

Got to get out of here. Got to get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tired of hanging around. You know why we're playing this, Jenny?

[J.D.]

Why are we playing this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we're fixing to leave Louisiana in the broad daylight here in about 10 minutes.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a lot of stations down there.

[J.D.]

How many stations?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four. Four in south Louisiana. Wow. The rocker in New Orleans.

[J.D.]

Why you get so many Cajuns calling in like that guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

The rocker in Baton Rouge. The rocker in Lake Charles. The rocker in Laffey. I think that's more. Anyway, we got. We've got a lot of Louisiana and we got a lot of transport out of there.

[J.D.]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really do a lot of business out there. Mike.

[Turley]

I, you know, is it more than. It's not more than dfw, is it? It's close. More.

[J.D.]

That's hard to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. More. It's not. It's not close if you really rack it up. No, but like from, from way more than Arkansas.

[Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Way more. More than Oklahoma. Way more than Amarillo. Way more than Wichita Falls or Abilene.

[J.D.]

But why? Just city.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should be. Should be kicking better than it is.

[J.D.]

Yeah. What's up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

It must be they're hard asses. They are hard asses. What's wrong with those people?

[J.D.]

You've never liked Oklahoma. You never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, is it starting to rub off on you? Are you starting to see.

[Turley]

No, no, we see it all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such hard asses in Oklahoma.

[Turley]

They're very proud of their vehicles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angry, mild out, junk, crap, high payoffs.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's the. It's the Kane and Abel thing, man, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Are they mad cuz we're in Texas, see, Louisiana and Texas is all cool.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's Oklahoma. Texas is not that cool. But now south, south like Lawton Duncan is cool, cuz they're right there next to Wichita Falls. It's all kind of one. But you get up into the city. The city. We're in the city.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, they think there's something. Yeah, they really, really, really, really do. Tulsa different. We need to get on Tulsa. Tulsa's good. Tulsa like Baton Rouge. They're cool. They're classy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City, man, just a big old Indian reservation.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D.]

Okay, moving forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. With. With some skyscrapers.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, look what's made them famous. Their football team and their casino. I'm just.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm just sad about the Oak Ridge boys, man. What about them in here? Just came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, somebody died.

[Bobbo Turley]

They.

[John Clay Wolf]

They broke up after 83 years.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, they made a pass on Juice Newton back in 1982.

[J.D.]

Oh, geez.

[Bobbo Turley]

It just came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

All four of them. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Made a pass. No.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Wallace Edwards gonna tell us the story? I don't know.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a horrible thing. Can you imagine? I mean, poor Jews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I remember Shania. No, not Shania I. Twain, but Tanya Tucker made it with all four. All six Oak Ridge boys.

[J.D.]

No, she didn't.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, and. Well, there were.

[John Clay Wolf]

There.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think there were seven at that time. Oh, and they were the Oak Ridge bunch back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they weren't. Totally just making crap up. The Oak Ridge bunch.

[J.D.]

Oh, they were not.

[Bobbo Turley]

Ricky's Gags was the sixth member. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go with it. Just so full of it. You just don't know when it stops and when it starts.

[J.D.]

You know, this time of year, everybody looks back at the people, the things that have happened. In 2017, I'm gonna play. You ever played the game alive or dead, where you pick somebody's name and you go, are they Alive or dead. I've got three celebrities. Two of them have passed this year, and one of them is still alive. You tell me which one's alive. You ready, sir? Roger Moore. Wait. Chuck Berry, Doris Day. Two are dead, one's alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roger Moore's alive.

[Bobbo Turley]

Doris stays alive.

[Turley]

Michael, I'm gonna say Chuck Berry's still kicking.

[John Clay Wolf]

He died the other day.

[Turley]

Did he really?

[J.D.]

Doris Day is still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Roger Moore died.

[J.D.]

Roger Moore's dead and Chuck Berry's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Doris Day?

[Bobbo Turley]

Who is Doris Day? Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

All right, ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bennett. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go. There you go. You got snow on the ground.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's still on the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[Caller]

It's about 30 something degrees here and it's. It's the snow from yesterday still on the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years have you been there in south Louisiana?

[Caller]

39 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many times have you seen snow like this in 40 years?

[Caller]

About a handful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I didn't even know it happened. I didn't know it could. I didn't know it could happen. I don't know.

[Caller]

I walked outside yesterday and said, oh lord, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, we're talking about old bad country music. Bobby bear sang that song about Marie Lavo. Wonder if the snow would help you guys find the bigfoot. The Sasquatch. It's the same thing. They're one of the in. In. In Arkansas. It's Sasquatch, Louisiana. Down, Louisiana. It's bigfoot. And this is what he's singing about. Another man. So you ought to get out today and take this 06 Ford four wheel drive and go off road and go look for some Bigfoot tracks.

[Caller]

It is not a mud riding truck. I don't ever put it off the road. Every once in a while, the six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Liter kills me on that thing. Unless you've already redone it and have paperwork on it.

[Caller]

I do have paperwork. It was done. 3,000. I've only put 3,000 miles on it since I put a brand new bulletproof engine in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then why would you want to sell it? Because you just spent more on it than you're ever gonna get for it. I mean, that's expensive. I know what that is.

[Caller]

That's what I was. Yeah, I spent 12,000 putting the engine in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just welded yourself to that truck for the next 10 years. I'm not saying it's bad move. I'm just saying when you do something like that, you got to drive the money out of it. Yeah, it's great. But I mean, 12 grand, hell, I love it.

[Caller]

I'm addicted to it. So I was just curious to see what it would be worth if I did decide to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth about what you just spent on that engine. If you take it to the local dealerships and try to trade it in, that's what they're. They're going to hit you at. Eight is where they're going to hit you. And then you're going to start talking about this and that and show them documentation and receipts and they might get up. They'll probably get up to 12 and that's where they'll start. Stop The. The reputation of the truck is so bad from the engine that it just limits the market. Wayne in Baton Rouge, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning guys. Enjoying the show? First time listener in college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Thank you. A13 Yukon, is it a Denali?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's a Denati.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Denali. It's like a Limarita.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have sunroof and quad captains and factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yeah, it has sunroof and the seat in the middle is, is a bench, you know, all the way across.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, bench.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four.

[Caller]

Same thing as the seat.

[J.D.]

Number, Rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, Two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Two wheel drive. We don't need four wheels drive. Until yesterday in Louisiana for just a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, I hear you. Big miles. Sunroof. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, Clean.

[Caller]

I would say it's probably average to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I mean I use it for my work and you know, never had kids in it or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

117,000 miles. I am a 13 to 14,000 thousand dollar buyer. Wow, that's.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's, that's, that's about where I thought it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Quite honest with you. I was offered 12. 4 on a trade. A trade and on another used vehicle. We want to go to a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do in and outs. Well you call it in and outs with dealers all the time, especially down there. You're in Baton Rouge. Brian Harris Chevrolet. If you know those guys, they're good.

[Caller]

Friends of mine actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I bought a hundred thousand dollar Audi from him yesterday, one of those R8s. And we're picking it up right now, actually. Shout out to you guys down at Brian Harris, by the way. But if you want to take it down there and they'll use my number and give you the in and out and then I'll just Buy it from them.

[Caller]

Okay, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks.

[Caller]

Sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that. Mike, speaking of me talking over the simulcast, you've heard it a lot over the years or over the past year. Do you think I need to cut it out?

[Turley]

No, I mean, it's just you had a new auctioneer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he's talking about is during our dealer auction, we have a simulcast. I have a headset on, and I'm talking downline to just the simulcast listeners. And I had a good friend of mine that I really respect tune in this week, and he was like, turn that off, Turn that off. I was surprised.

[Turley]

He browbeat me pretty hard over it sounds like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll hear it. I think that's.

[Turley]

That's entertaining, right?

[J.D.]

Entertaining makes it fun. I mean, do you talk so much that they can't understand what's going on? Is that what's going on?

[Turley]

Well, with this new guy, and that's what I think the problem was. You didn't quite know his cadence and you know his steps. The guy you had before, you worked with him years, you knew when to chime in. And that's like with any. Anything with radio. I mean, if you don't have. Know your co host, you don't know when to chime in. He'll get his steps down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have.

[Turley]

Who, who do you got coming this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Same guy. Okay. Yeah, same guy. He's really good. We just got to get steps.

[J.D.]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I think it's. I think. I mean, I talked to some guys. They like it. So I'm.

[Turley]

I'm as long as your steps.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I've got Sean turning an on off button for me so that it's not too much, but I don't know. We'll figure it out. All right, hang on. John and Houston. John and Houston. John and Houston, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I certainly am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this.

[J.D.]

Thank you.

[Caller]

JWC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Is this. I've got 20 seconds. Is this a GT or a six banger?

[Caller]

It's a six. Six cylinder, 31,000 miles. Great miles condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth? Leather. Have you already put it [e-mail]?

[Caller]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, when we get done here, do that. I got five seconds. I gotta go. Oh, no. I want to buy this thing. Hey, go to givemetheven.com because they're going to cut us off right now and we'll put a number on it immediately. I'd love to buy it. Thanks. See y' all next Saturday. I'm out. Back to the money time is money. Let's get it.