#127 John Clay Wolfe Show 12/16/17

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #127 (12/16/17)

Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered By: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show blends car talk, dealership tales, off-the-rails comedy, audience banter, and irreverent takes on the week’s news. John and crew field listener calls about selling cars, discuss strip-club economics, riff on car culture and auctions, share personal stories (including some wild ones about accidental careers, strippers, and even Yeti coolers), and lampoon the news and themselves in trademark rowdy fashion. The Christmas season, sexual harassment in the workplace, and the changing landscape of car buying/selling also feature heavily.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Buying and Selling Cars LIVE On-Air

• Caller negotiations: John Clay Wolfe fields calls from all over (Houston, Oklahoma, Louisiana) for live car appraisals and offers. Notable vehicles include 2016 Audi A5, Nissan Rogue, Corvette, Miata, Challenger Hellcat, Jeep Wrangler, Dodge Ram, and more.
  • John is direct: “Do you really want to sell it? Because I’m really going to buy it.” [03:51]
  • Offers are made based on miles, features, color, and market rates; callers often come with ambitious price expectations, to which John responds honestly and with comic wit.
  • Repeated advice: “Go to givemethevin.com, load it up, and let’s do a deal.”

2. Car Dealer/Auction Tales

• Auction Records: John shares that his team broke the all-time record at Dallas Auto Auction with 220 cars sold in one day.
  • “We did break a record. 220 cars. That’s a record for Dallas Auto Auction.” [25:46]
• High-Energy Environment: Auction sales are described as contact sports where momentum matters—even joking about continuing sales despite a driver’s passing:
  • “The show must go on. … The dead body did not come with the car.” [82:50]
• Dealer Strategies: Emphasizes buying high for volume, taking losses or profits in stride: “I’m like a ticket scalper.”

3. Strip Club Economics and Culture

• Hannah (stripper persona) Explains Holiday Work:
  • Holidays see an uptick in tips from “married gentlemen” – “It’s like quadruple. Because all the married guys have been saving up all year.” [10:49]
  • “If you can’t have boobies at nighttime and listen to Motley Crue … and throw money at a stripper, that’s what Christmas is all about.” [10:24]
• Life On the Road: Being a featured dancer is hard work, involving travel and unconventional “tips” (e.g., Walmart gift cards for cosmetics).

4. Market Observations & Car Culture

• Nissan’s Prevalence in Strip Clubs:
  • John attributes the popularity to “crazy incentives” and “buying loans that are more questionable than normal.”
• Resale Headaches: Cautions against expectations of retail price on used sales – “I can’t give retail for cars, you know that.”

5. Sexual Harassment Stories and Workplace Culture

• Open Forum: John and JD invite listeners to call with sexual harassment stories. JD shares his own (hilariously misconstrued) incident with a female boss’ boob job.
  • “That is not sexual harassment. That is you being a dumbass.” – John [29:01]
  • “You harassed her and she took you up on it.” – John [29:57]
• Role Reversal: Jokes flip traditional narratives, adding satirical flavor while referencing real workplace issues.

6. Strippers and Jealous Boyfriends – Black, White, Latino or Other?

• Segment (147:02): DJ Pre K reads a headline—man sets fire to strip club over jealousy—and the crew guesses ethnicity based on the story.
  • “Sounds like a Caucasian crime to me.” – Reverend Charles [148:06]
  • Confirmed: White male.

7. Yeti Cooler as a ‘Gateway’

• Running Gag: John shares how owning a Yeti cooler in his car made him drink more: “It’ll turn you into an alcoholic too…” [47:28]
  • Threatens to sue Yeti for this behavioral change, drawing parallels to frivolous lawsuits.

8. Life Stories and Comebacks

• John’s Back Injury: Recalls a 13-year-old motocross accident that left him (temporarily) paralyzed, subsequent business setbacks, and using radio as a new beginning.
  • “That’s how we got on the radio—because I was in a wheelchair.” [111:23]
  • Now, after breaking records, he reflects on coming full circle.

9. Show Humor, Satire & Ongoing Characters

• Regular guest/comedy personas include “Satan,” “Reverend Charles,” “Rush Limbaugh,” and “Keith Richards,” each lampooning or giving off-the-wall wisdom about current events, pop culture, and car auctions.
• The crew mercilessly roasts each other, listeners, and the absurdities of their own industry.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Car Sellers’ Reality Checks:
  • John: "If you want to risk your life for $2,500, it’s up to you. We’re gonna say a prayer. Reverend Charles, can you give this man a prayer?” [121:33]
  • “If I gave retail, I’d be out of business, like a day.” [77:01]
• On Sexual Harassment:
  • JD: “She closed my door in my office, and there they are. She says, you want to feel them?” [28:49]
  • John: “That is not sexual harassment. That is you being a dumbass.” [29:01]
• On Auctions:
  • “I’m gambling on cars... There’s the horse whisperer and the car better. I’m a car better.” [64:47]
  • “He had a driver in the momentum and the auction… Every minute we sell a car, boom, boom, boom. When you break that momentum, you screw everything up.” [81:18]
  • “The dead body did not come with the car.” [82:52]
• Strip Club Insights:
  • Hannah: “If you can’t have boobies at nighttime and listen to Motley Crue... and throw money at a stripper, that’s what Christmas is all about.” [10:24]
• Yeti Addiction:
  • “I think I’m gonna sue Yeti. I think that they’ve changed my behavior pattern.” [47:40]
• Comedy Bit – Satan:
  • “These are the easiest souls to wrangle... But let me explain something about the angel physiology. We don’t feel it.” [49:53]
• News Satire:
  • JD: “President Trump signed a sweeping defense bill... Now they will have to actually register all the little toy drones. In other news, you can still buy your kid a Glock pistol and not have it registered for Christmas.” [130:56]
• Classic Rock’s Staying Power:
  • “What is up with classic rock?... Number one station in Dallas, number one in Louisiana... It never went away.” [153:41]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:39 | Character Open – Reverend Charles and Satan banter | | 02:11 | Car Calls: Audi A5, live negotiation | | 05:24 | Car Calls: McLaren, Nissan Rogue, CarMax offer discussion | | 09:00 | Hannah on strip club economics, customer behavior, holiday tips | | 13:43 | Bobo tries to plug a musician, John roasts him | | 23:05 | Breaking Dallas Auto Auction sales record, drone filming | | 28:00 | Sexual harassment stories – JD’s office incident | | 33:00 | More live car appraisals: Saturn, Dodge, upgrades, etc. | | 37:01 | Weekly “Black, White, Latino or Other” segment teaser | | 39:20 | Listener calls about legendary Stevens and Pruitt holiday parties| | 45:41 | Yeti cooler, drinking more, contemplating “suing” Yeti | | 49:53 | Satan’s barroom wisdom & Miller Lite endorsement | | 52:05 | Dodge Challenger Hellcat – owner negotiations | | 54:59 | Listener bids to buy John's Yeti cooler | | 63:40 | Auction strategy, momentum, legendary auction stories | | 73:40 | Beer at auctions, car auction culture then vs now | | 82:34 | Auction stops for nothing – even a driver’s death | | 99:06 | NFL now broadcasting Saturday games, Tony Romo’s big week | | 110:00 | John’s personal comeback story | |121:33 | Reverend Charles prays for a caller risking his life to sell his car| |147:02 | "Black, White, Latino or Other": jealous boyfriend arsonist| |153:40 | Classic rock’s eternal appeal |

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Additional Highlights

• Advice to Sellers:
  • John repeatedly stresses the benefit of using GiveMeTheVIN.com for transparent, fast vehicle offers and the importance of realistic expectations.
• Comedy Riffs:
  • Plenty of in-character comedy with “Reverend Charles” delivering mock-sermons on everything from car value to sexual harassment, “Satan” dispensing hellish wisdom, and playful digs at each other’s expense.
• Listener Engagement:
  • Callers offer stories, participate in games, and get honest, sometimes brutal car appraisals live on air.

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Themes & Takeaways

• No sacred cows: Everything is a target for jokes—cars, work, the holidays, even themselves; FCC boundaries are observed, but just barely.
• Volume and honesty win in car sales: Buy in bulk, buy high, sell fast, and don’t get emotional over a single car deal.
• Workplace and industry satire: Navigating the changing landscape of sexual harassment lawsuits, news cycles, and automotive business with humor and candor.
• Customer empowerment but with a laugh: Live call-ins give ordinary listeners a shot at real deals—and real John’s sharp-witted banter.

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Final Thoughts

The John Clay Wolfe Show #127 is vintage JCW: irreverent, high-energy, hands-on, and packed with behind-the-scenes dealership drama, strip-club stories, and a cavalcade of running inside jokes and colorful characters. If you want to know what's really happening in the car business—or just want a great laugh while getting suspected life lessons—this is your Saturday morning audio joyride.

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Listen to the full archive at PodBean (“The John Clay Wolfe Show+”).
To sell your car, visit GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Transcript

[Caller]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

Dot com presents Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's red hot.

[Caller]

I'm digging it.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[Satan]

Go on, pull up your chair. Gonna kick off the morning right with.

[Reverend Charles]

Old school 92.5 coming your way down the boulevard. Christmas time is coming, baby, and you best be ready. Get your little, little old pretty stockings hanging on a fireplace.

[Satan]

Get ready for John Clay Wolf to fill your drawer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know Ted McKay was coming to the studio this morning.

[JD]

Ted, you look great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You do look great.

[JD]

Lost weight, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's really good to see you this early in the. In the morning.

[Satan]

Lord, Lord, you know I love your show.

[JD]

We did not know, and y' all.

[Satan]

Does a fine job.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, we played the rubber band, man, for you because we knew we were going to be here.

[Satan]

What kind of old, broke down, broke leg, low rent, wannabe gold jewelry you got on your neck? John Clay Wool?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, little bling. I don't have any bling, sir.

[Reverend Charles]

You must know, just right here, right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Here in this back tooth. You see that tooth? That's where I keep my gold.

[Reverend Charles]

Take out your gold teeth and let them roll. J.D.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning. Good morning.

[JD]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Turley. Good morning. Yo, yo. Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City, Louisiana, Arkansas. All of you. Rednecks, perverts. Sorry. Low. What's he saying in Sling Blade when he just tears everybody to pieces?

[DJ Prek]

There's a lot of things he can't say, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you. Sorry. Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Anyway, don't need practice, Randy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All of the degenerates. Good morning. Glad you're here. Of course. 800. 800, right is the calling number. We already have like 10 people online, so they know that Michael in Houston. A16 Audi A5S line. How many miles.

[JD]

Has.

[Caller]

About 16,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Set. 16,000. What color?

[Caller]

Black. Yeah, black. Black on the outside, black on the inside.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I really don't want to talk about your car. I want to listen to the spinners and the rubber band, man. How much is it? How much is it?

[Caller]

How much is what, sir?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it. Will you sell 10 grand?

[Caller]

I need 26.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, at least we're closer. At least we're close. You know, back, back, back. Before all the sexual assault stuff. No, man. Yes.

[JD]

No means run now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No means no. So 10 does not mean 26. So if I get. Does it have. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

No accidents. It's got navigation. It's got the nicer wheels.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If I. If I buy it from you today, what are you going to drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

Well, I've Already got a car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so we got.

[Reverend Charles]

We've got a.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We got a real guy. Do you have a payoff or is there a title?

[Caller]

No, it's clear.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so 16s line a five with 16,000 miles with all the gear, and I can buy it for 26 grand. You live in Houston, Texas?

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, do you really want to sell it? Because I'm really going to buy it.

[Satan]

I do.

[Caller]

I need to. I need to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to. I'm buying it. It's done. So we just go to givemetheven.com, load it up and say, I called on the show and John said, we got a deal at 26. What's next? And they'll send you a congratulations letter and ask for a bunch of pictures. And we'll line up our drivers and head over there with a check. Yeah, and I know that.

[Caller]

When did y' all pick it up?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Monday. I could tell you today, but they would all be rolling their eyes because those guys have a lot of pickups down there today already and I hate to put them in a pinch.

[Caller]

Okay, great, because I gotta. I'm out of town Wednesday, so we can get it wrapped up by then. That'd be great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we can get you anymore. All right, perfect. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Reverend Charles]

Quite so, John. Sell that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's. It's Anthony. Good morning, Anthony.

[Reverend Charles]

Hello, Clarice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hello.

[Reverend Charles]

I wanted to remark on your new pair of eyeglasses. J.D.

[JD]

You like my new glasses?

[Reverend Charles]

Yes, they're very tasty looking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, geez.

[Reverend Charles]

You remind me of one of my mates in boarding school.

[JD]

Don't touch me, man.

[Reverend Charles]

He was a little spicy.

[JD]

Don't touch me.

[Reverend Charles]

Sell that. Quite so, Gladys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you get that McLaren put on the list, Hurley? It's coming up from Houston.

[DJ Prek]

Yes, traded in it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

DNM Lacy.

[Reverend Charles]

A McLaren.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we've got a lot of fancy cars lately.

[Reverend Charles]

God, dog.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Christy, good morning. You're on the air. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

It's actually Chastity, and I'm calling from.

[Reverend Charles]

Little L. Hello, Chastity.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go ahead. Anthony Hopkins.

[Reverend Charles]

I can see by the state of your shoes you've been walking of late. I admire your ambition. You've done a good job of leaving the Ding Dongs alone, haven't you?

[Caller]

Very much so.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, bully for personal fitness.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What have you got, Chastity?

[Caller]

I've got a 2016 Nissan Rogue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We haven't had somebody calling named Chastity since we got off the Eagle.

[Reverend Charles]

That's true. That's too true, man.

[JD]

That ball is lower than. So what do you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What.

[Reverend Charles]

What are you driving?

[Caller]

Chastity, it's a 2016 Nissan Rogue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller]

It's at 27, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock. Chastity, is it leather roof, anything?

[Caller]

No, just cloth and gray. Cloth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's your mission? Do you want to sell it or you just calling for opinions? Have you already been to the website?

[Caller]

I have already been to the website and I've been to Carmax. The website said 11,000 to 13,000. Carmax gave me 13,000. I was just wondering how to claim my hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no, no, no. I'll. The hundred dollar thing is a last look. So base what we're doing right now. So you're saying our website gave you a range sight unseen, and then CarMax, you went there. How long it take you to get their offer for 13,000?

[Caller]

About 45 minutes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right. And how long did it take you to get the range on our website?

[Caller]

Like 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good. Well, so I. They didn't beat us. They just. You.

[Reverend Charles]

You.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You haven't. Have you sent us pictures yet?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, basically just take a picture of the Carmax deal, send it to us. If we don't beat it, we'll give you a hundred dollars. But I can tell you right now, we're gonna beat it. So you're gonna get a hundred dollars more. Maybe 200 more sometimes. You know, I was reading some of our reviews last night and people saying we gave a thousand dollars more steak. But yeah, we'll buy it. Jesse, if you want to sell it. Where do you live? Little. We'll get it. Don't sweat.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Radio. Radio.

[JD]

Just believe in her voice. She didn't believe it was that easy.

[Reverend Charles]

Which one is the Rogue? The Nissan Rogue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Isn't that in Star Wars? No. Yes, it is.

[Reverend Charles]

Why do they call it a rogue?

[DJ Prek]

Why do they call any cars weird names?

[JD]

You never know where it's gonna turn out.

[Reverend Charles]

Nissan Rogue. Fred the outlaw.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And you for the. For the stripper named Chasty.

[Reverend Charles]

You'll need your chaps to drive the Nissan Rogue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think that the strip bars probably have more Nissan product per capita than any others at this point.

[JD]

Observation or is there a reason?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because Nissan is running all these crazy incentives and they're just slamming stuff and doing. They're buying loans that are more questionable than normal because they've built too many cars. Okay, so they're. They're. They're kind of like what Chryslers were.

[DJ Prek]

Should get Hannah in here to comment about that.

[JD]

Oh, she probably knows. She drives a Nissan Z, I'm sure.

[Hannah]

Hey, I have the 300.

[Reverend Charles]

Do you really?

[Hannah]

I knew it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm done.

[Hannah]

Three years ago.

[JD]

Over years ago.

[Hannah]

Drove it off a bridge.

[JD]

Why?

[Hannah]

In Lake Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because they took the road out. You don't remember?

[JD]

Oh, that's right.

[Hannah]

I've had 20. If you go to the Navajo trail.

[JD]

I know.

[Hannah]

And they took that bridge out.

[JD]

So you drove in the lake.

[Hannah]

You think they would put a sign?

[Reverend Charles]

There were signs.

[JD]

There were lots of signs.

[Hannah]

I didn't see a sign. You weren't looking.

[JD]

There was flashing lights and yellow signs and arrows and I never gone.

[Hannah]

It was nighttime.

[JD]

I know. And you were probably post war.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When's the last time you had a drug test, Hannah?

[Hannah]

For what?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, there you go.

[Hannah]

I didn't do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't do what I have to do.

[Hannah]

That's just a violation of my Second Amendment rights. And you can sell legal search and seizure. My bodily fluids.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you like working during the holidays? Do people tip better?

[Hannah]

Oh, God, I love Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

All the married gentlemen, and I say gentlemen because they're older than 50, come into the club and they're all pent up, and they act like they've spent all their money at home. And I know they do. And then they come in and just throw twenties at me all night long. And they're so smiley. It's like grown men are miserable at Christmas time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Hannah]

Unless they're in the nudie bar.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because they know what's what. J.D.

[JD]

Oh, I see. Okay.

[Hannah]

If you can't have boobies at night time and listen to Motley Crue.

[Caller]

That'S.

[JD]

The key to success and happiness.

[Hannah]

And drink Shiner Box.

[JD]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And watch the boobies throw money at a stripper. That's what Christmas is all about. It's the Christmas season.

[Reverend Charles]

Close.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are the tips good? Are they better during the holidays?

[Hannah]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, this is.

[Hannah]

It's like quadruple. Because all the married guys have been saving up all year. And we have that, you know, let it rain, let it rain, let it rain.

[JD]

But you would think they would spend the money on their kids, their wives and their families.

[Hannah]

No, they're gonna have to, because I need shoes. I need tires. On my Camaro.

[JD]

On the Camaro.

[Hannah]

And I'm gonna buy a tropical bird. We had a feature last week, right, Tanya?

[JD]

Features a girl that comes in for, like, a Weekend, Right.

[Hannah]

Tanya from Uganda.

[JD]

Uganda.

[Hannah]

She's not really. She's really from Miami Beach. She's Tanya from Uganda. She wears a leopard skin G string.

[Reverend Charles]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And she has the cutest little macaw. Do you know the macaw? They don't exactly talk.

[Rusty]

They like.

[Hannah]

They sound almost like that robot in the movie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, no.

[Rusty]

They go.

[Hannah]

It'S so cute. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that's her stick.

[Hannah]

I would totally have sex with a macaw.

[JD]

Oh, stop it.

[Hannah]

It's so pretty.

[JD]

They're pretty birds. Pretty birds.

[Hannah]

He's got great big macaw eyes.

[JD]

I know. They're big.

[Hannah]

Giant big.

[JD]

All right, all right.

[Hannah]

It's awesome. I'm gonna buy me a macaw.

[JD]

Okay.

[Hannah]

I'm gonna get like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Have you ever been a featured dancer? Have you ever gone on the road and done the road trips?

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, my God.

[Hannah]

That's work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it?

[Hannah]

Yeah. Because you gotta travel and you go to different clubs every night, right. Sometimes for two or three nights, like Thursday, Friday, Saturday, like Texarkana.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

And you would go like Texarkana would be like the Monday through Thursday street. And then you go to Little Rock for Thursday, Friday, Saturday. Because there's no money in Texarkana. But you get other kinds of tips, too, because everybody has a Walmart card in Texarkana and they know. And they could give you like a 20 or a 40 or a 50. And they sell really good premium cosmetics at Walmart because dancers don't wear expensive makeup.

[JD]

They don't?

[Hannah]

No. Except for our nails.

[Rusty]

Look at my nails.

[JD]

They're beautiful. I know.

[Hannah]

It cost me $140.

[JD]

Just spectacular.

[Commercial Announcer]

I know.

[Hannah]

There's like 15 minutes of work.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Thank you for coming in today.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Rock and roll. Come back.

[Rusty]

Let it rain. Let it rain.

[JD]

Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-7234. Is the call in number? Good morning, everybody. Obviously.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're up.

[Reverend Charles]

We love Christmas.

[JD]

We love Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hannah loves Christmas. We love Christmas.

[Reverend Charles]

Spirit's good this morning.

[JD]

Dude, I'm telling you, smells good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hannah was on this morning.

[Reverend Charles]

I'm feeling kind of pent up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You want to go to the deal afterwards?

[Reverend Charles]

Which reminds me why I texted you this week and you never called me back.

[JD]

What was this about?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What was it? What'd you want?

[Reverend Charles]

It's kind of. I don't know if I could do it in 30 seconds. I met this chick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Long story short, she'd be a perfect side person. And if you need somebody on keyboard in this room.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, God.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, he's plugging somebody.

[John Clay Wolfe]

God. I didn't Call him back. Holy hell.

[Reverend Charles]

And she's awesome. Her name is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was drunk. He was with a girl at a bar and he was calling me to get her a gig on the show. Totally not worse than my brother calling bar to get people to bid his.

[Reverend Charles]

No, I am an ambassador of the. John, play wolf.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call people, like at a bar.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, that's him. That's my brother.

[Satan]

That's my brother.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hello? Hey, you're on speaker. What's a 07 Chevy? Blah, blah, blah.

[JD]

Does he really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, he really does.

[JD]

Dear God.

[DJ Prek]

Bobbo just told that girl he's gonna mention her on the show.

[JD]

Right, right, right, right.

[Reverend Charles]

That's not the deal at all.

[JD]

John didn't. John didn't answer because he's busy. But normally he picks right up.

[Reverend Charles]

There's a whole story. There's a whole story. And I didn't go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We don't have time for the whole story. But we will get to it when we get back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, you just go to givemetheven.com.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe. Vin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, sir. You are on the air. Hello. Morning. What are you doing?

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What the hell?

[Caller]

Trying to sell a car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, what you got?

[Caller]

2011 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller]

34,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color? Silver Stick or matic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

Back tires? Original front tires got about 15 on them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So the back tires need to be swapped. And they cost a thousand, right?

[Caller]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, is it a. Which level is it? Dual power seat, dual air, all that stuff. Navigation? Or is it the base or is it the middle one or.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Well, it's a three head up display and all that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So no wrecks?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What city?

[Caller]

I live in Troy, down by temple.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. An 11, 11, 11, 11, 11,. 11, 11, 11, 11. 25 grand off the top of my head. Does that work?

[Caller]

Yeah, for 25, I probably just.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Nah, just keep the sound, bitch. Hey, do this. I'm up against a break right now. I can't. I can't keep going. Do go to givemetheven.com load the VIN number in or just the license plate. My system will bid it right now. It may be worth a little more because the VIN's gonna decode different. There's three different versions of this car and I don't know which one you've got, but the VIN will tell me. So go to givemetheven.com and I bet you anything if you got the better one, my system will give you more money.

[Reverend Charles]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I'll buy it.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bye. Bye.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just wanted to call, call in, tell.

[Caller]

You how much I love you.

[Radio Announcer]

So 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is a good one. You don't hear very often. It's a good intro.

[JD]

You hear it on the new XM series channel. They have a Eagles channel? No, they play great.

[Reverend Charles]

No, they don't. Don't ever listen to.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm sure all of our broadcasters appreciate that plug, J.D. well, you're welcome, Turley. Did you dump it out? Jeez, I probably should have.

[Reverend Charles]

Dude.

[JD]

People listen to other stuff. I hate to break it to you now.

[Reverend Charles]

You.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You look at other women.

[JD]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what about all this sexual harassment stuff? I want to talk. We have some cool women listeners. I've noticed this over the years. Call in. Are your office sexual. I hate to say assault story.

[JD]

That's not the right word because I.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don'T think it's always that. I Think it gets harassment. Harassment. I want to hear sexual harassment stories. Maybe even when you were doing the.

[DJ Prek]

Harassment, Ladies, there was actually a lady, a congressman, and a woman in Kansas that. Yes, yes. She said that she harassed somebody in her business and she's actually withdrawn from.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did she bring it up or did somebody knock her out?

[DJ Prek]

I. I don't know if somebody knocked her out. I didn't read that part. But I do do know she actually. Congress.

[JD]

We had a female general manager at a radio station I work at, was very well known for that. Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can't wait for the.

[Satan]

For.

[John Clay Wolfe]

For the guy to come back because have you noticed all the men are dropping their head and saying, yeah, Kevin Hart this week.

[JD]

I cheated. I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But no one has said. Hang on just a damn minute.

[Hannah]

Wait.

[DJ Prek]

Cheated or harassed?

[JD]

What?

[DJ Prek]

Did Kevin Hart cheat or harass?

[JD]

He cheated. But the lady he cheated with has come out and said, you know, he agreed. He was aggressive with me, and I felt into.

[Reverend Charles]

He's four feet tall.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just telling you what happened. How scary.

[JD]

And then, of course, he's had to come out and go, oh, what's right? It happened, and I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to hear y' all sexual harassment in the workplace stories, please. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I gotta harass 800 radio.

[Reverend Charles]

This big, big white cord wrapping around my chair over on this side. On my side, on this side of the studio. What are you talking about? And I move around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You hear that?

[Reverend Charles]

That's that deal hanging up in my chair so you can run your little.

[JD]

Oh, the radio station.

[Reverend Charles]

Internet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

J's streaming us on his Internet radio station. Kgvr.

[JD]

Kgvr. Grape Vine Radio. Gvr.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it working?

[JD]

Tune in, tune in. And itunes. And all over the world. Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Brought to you by iHeartRadio and Texas Instruments Commodore 64 computer. Live from Grapevine, Texas.

[JD]

Oh, jeez.

[Reverend Charles]

Cuz, you're never really as gay as you look in Grapevine.

[JD]

Hey, you lighting up on Grapevine.

[Reverend Charles]

What are you doing?

[JD]

Dude, you don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's powered by a Commodore 64.

[JD]

It's not powered by it. It's not like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

CB channel, double tape drives, the cassettes.

[Reverend Charles]

And a million symbols.

[JD]

You don't know the meaning of cutting edge technology. It's all over the world. Not like the CB channel you're on and buoy the CB channel. I mean, come on. AM radio, 1920.

[Reverend Charles]

Come on, at least we're licensed by the FCC.

[JD]

I'm licensed by the somebody.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Texas Instruments.

[JD]

I could do anything because I'M not licensed by the FCC.

[John Clay Wolfe]

JD's the guy that's got the radio operator license plate on in the whip antenna with a tennis ball.

[JD]

What's wrong with that, man? Because that's a damn.

[Reverend Charles]

You can catch me on the Internet. Long as you get at least three megs per second.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800.

[Caller]

800.

[JD]

All right, let's promote your station. Go ahead. What channel is it? 19. Go ahead.

[Reverend Charles]

No, no, we. We don't have to promote mine.

[JD]

I'm just saying, if you want it to equal time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right.

[Reverend Charles]

But mine doesn't have a cord wrapped around your chair.

[JD]

Oh, my Lord. I'll move the cord. As much as I love you by jd.

[Reverend Charles]

Damn right. You know, hero, mentor of. Of my life.

[JD]

But we do stream it all. Four hours Internet radio. Four hours kgvr. You go to tune in and get kgvr.

[Reverend Charles]

And tonight, a new episode of Frankenstein's Monster.

[JD]

You know what's funny? We played War of the Worlds one time when we first opened up, I couldn't believe we had tripled the listenership. All over the world.

[John Clay Wolfe]

People get scared and think there was a bomb.

[JD]

No, but they love that. They love that thing. They love the radio theater.

[Reverend Charles]

I like that old stuff. You should do that all the time.

[JD]

We do it Saturday nights.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Y' all stop.

[JD]

What else. What else can you promote for me, Bob?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, hey, Mike, do you have mic cutoffs over there? Can you shut them up? I promote them getting turned off. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of flying weird stuff, did you get the drone video from the auction on Wednesday?

[Reverend Charles]

Very, very.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I haven't seen any of it. Do you have any of it with you?

[JD]

Yeah, I actually do on my phone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, good.

[JD]

I think.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think it's from the drone.

[JD]

From the drone.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We had a big auction at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday and we broke. Did I tell you this? We broke the all time record at the Dallas auto auction for one day sale. One seller with how many? We sold 220 in a row.

[JD]

It didn't download the phone. Sorry, but I have it on my. I have it on my SD card. But we'll have the video up next week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Tape backup that you can run to.

[JD]

The Commodore through the Commodore 64.

[Reverend Charles]

Man.

[DJ Prek]

John, you weren't there when JD was actually taping with the drone.

[JD]

Make people nervous.

[DJ Prek]

Especially Norman.

[JD]

Or Norman.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, Norman, the Puerto Rican.

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[JD]

Oh, did he get upset?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, boy, did he. So we have a Ferrari. It's only, you know, $300,000 sitting up front. And then you got a vet that's 70 grand and then R8, that's 100 grand. And then a $50,000 challenger all lined.

[JD]

Up in a row.

[DJ Prek]

And so JD's going to take this drone and just fly right over the top of him.

[JD]

Right about a foot over the top to do that opening shot.

[Reverend Charles]

You know, you come up, you see.

[JD]

The Ferrari logo and you fly down the line. Really cool shot.

[DJ Prek]

Norman was panicking for. Oh my God, he was cussing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Get this guy away from my cars.

[DJ Prek]

You know, dude, get out of the way.

[JD]

And you can see him in one of the videos. I had to do it again because he gets in the middle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh really?

[JD]

He's pointing at me like, get that over the cars. I'm like, dude, you're in the way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you tell him that if he gets out of the video then he won't get deported?

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars on the radio. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

With more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[Radio Announcer]

Call in 800. 800 radio, presented by Gimme the Vid dot com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's how I feel this week after that damn auction. Check my Brain by Allison Chains.

[Reverend Charles]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm smoked. Dude.

[JD]

You worked so hard. I, I was there for what? Hour, hour and a half? I was exhausted listening to that. Just your level of energy is unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was there for four. I was on the block for four solid hours selling for four hours straight. But we did break a record. 220 cars. Yeah, 220. That's a record for Dallas Auto Auction.

[JD]

Dallas Auto Auction.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And Houston Wow. Yeah. Of all time. Our second week, second week there.

[JD]

I think it's gonna work out well for a dealer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They've had like, like General Motors has done more in One.

[JD]

God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but, yeah, we. We did a lot. Nicholas. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, hey, where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Houston. Like, how do you spell Houston?

[JD]

Y, U, Y, O, U, S, T, E, N. Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, is this. I see 14. Frontier SV is it a crew cab or an extended cab?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Okay, so that's the four door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

SV said, what color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller]

About 48,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

15 bucks. 15. 15.

[Caller]

5. 15, 5.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That's a pretty good deal.

[JD]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that's what we do. We buy cars. Buy them high. You can't be. You can't get as many cars bought as we get bought. If you're the cheapest car buyer in town. Right. As stupid as that sounds. But an old man told me that about being in the grain business.

[JD]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolfe]

You ain't gonna get much grain bought if you're the cheapest grain buyer in pounds. So. Yeah. Yeah. So I give you 15, five for that thing. I try to get 16 out of it. I either make, you know, 200 bucks after expenses or I get my money back or I lose 500. That's just what I do. We do, you know, a couple hundred of them, two, three hundred of them a week. I'm like a ticket scalper kind of.

[Reverend Charles]

It's all in volume.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I'll make your payoff and a ticket scalper won't nick you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Do we have a deal?

[Caller]

I had to think about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Think about it. Go to givemetheven.com.

[JD]

I almost felt sorry for the other lanes. I don't know if you want to talk about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't talk about anything. I don't care.

[JD]

Okay. All right. Because you. What? You.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You come in, talk about your homosexuality. I don't care. Anything's on this show.

[Reverend Charles]

Good morning.

[JD]

I'm gay.

[Satan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We need to talk about your. Before we get into that, I want to talk about sexual harassment. Because you mentioned off the air at a radio station that you were sexually harassed by a general manager. You said, well, I don't want to talk about it because it was a dou. Channel manager. I'm like, my God, dude, how long ago was this?

[JD]

What year? It was 90.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's been a while.

[JD]

It's been a while.

[John Clay Wolfe]

27 years.

[JD]

I know, but these people are still around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But is the lady still around?

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, it was the lady.

[JD]

Yes. Oh, yeah. Very nice, Pablo. Yes. Yeah. Okay. I'll just tell you. This particular person got in, got a boob job. Okay, okay. And I was Joking, mostly. And I said, hey, you know, that's like getting a new Ferrari and leaving it in the garage. Why don't you show me? She closes my door in my office, and there they are.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay?

[JD]

And since you want to feel them, they are. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No. This had all kinds of bad written all over it. So, no, I didn't. I consider.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That is not sexual harassment. That is you being a dumbass.

[JD]

No, it's not.

[Reverend Charles]

Are you sitting this side, boss?

[John Clay Wolfe]

See my hype man, Bobbo? He's like Jay Z. Huh? Boy, you asked her to show him.

[JD]

I was joking. I was joking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, when you want.

[JD]

That's harassing. You don't do that in a business situation. And she closes the door and goes, here they are. I'm like, no, that's good. No, that's got bad written all over in a business. But then I wasn't that stupid.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Damn it, jd, if I was. If you were a little younger, I'd slap the hell out of you, out of that chair and fight you right now.

[JD]

I can't. You do what you want. But guess what? I've never been in trouble that way. So you do what you like.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I thought you were straight.

[JD]

I am totally straight. All these years, she was my boss.

[Hannah]

And she was married, and you asked.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Her to see her new job, and she showed him to you. And then you want to cry about it.

[Rusty]

I don't care. I didn't want to cry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You didn't do anything. I care that you're sitting here whining about it like a bitch.

[JD]

You asked me if I've ever been sexually harassed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I said yes, but that's not harassed.

[JD]

That is total.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You harassed her and she took you up on it.

[Reverend Charles]

Brothers and sisters, sisters, join me at this time in a moment of prayer.

[JD]

I knew it was going to.

[Reverend Charles]

If you please.

[JD]

Oh, Lord.

[Reverend Charles]

Good Lord, here we go. This is your own Reverend Cleophis Jones.

[JD]

You're going to bring Jesus into this.

[Reverend Charles]

Coming to you live on the FM.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Radio on channel 19.

[Reverend Charles]

Ask if you would help to make a man out of our brother J.D. round, please, God. And we ask it in the name of your boy Jesus. So natural, if you make J.D. your man.

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Amen.

[Reverend Charles]

Give all our gold teeth to the pole.

[Caller]

What?

[Reverend Charles]

Lord, Lord. Say joy. Say joy. Lord, lord, lord.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD]

You're going with all that? Who else got harassed?

[John Clay Wolfe]

800 radio. I'm sure I have been.

[JD]

I'm sure you have. And they've done it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was by. By a. By an employee.

[Satan]

Really?

[JD]

Who's that?

[John Clay Wolfe]

And she wound up stealing a lot of money from me.

[Caller]

Oh.

[JD]

So she was kind of playing the old, look at these while I'm taking your wallet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, she was just real. Yeah, she. She kept coming on to me and she was my controller and it was really making me uncomfortable. She's real horny. She wouldn't shut up.

[DJ Prek]

Coming on like grabbing you or something.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Or just kind of, oh, asking you flat footed.

[JD]

Hey, you want to do this? Do you think that was just her? That was her way of distracting you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

While she was stealing. Easy as hell. Okay? Because come to find out, the guy that she stole my money from, she stole. She embezzled a lot of money from us, right. And she gave it to another guy.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That she was having an affair with.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So I don't think she was just wanting. I think she wanted love.

[JD]

Just crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just crazy.

[Caller]

Any way you can get it, right?

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So remember guys.

[JD]

Remember, guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Instead of that gal saying, send me a selfie of you naked, say simply, a quick snap of your medicine cabinet because then you'll know what you got.

[JD]

It's funny you say that, because I used to when I was dating. A lot the first thing you do is you go to the bathroom. Especially if you picked them up at a bar. You go to the bathroom and you open the medicine cabinet. If there's more than two antidepressants, you leave. True story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

I have a 2009 Saturn outlook.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. How many miles?

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, boy.

[Caller]

It has 152, 678 miles. And does it still all service new tires?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It still runs.

[Caller]

New air filter, mobile, one oil, all that good stuff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It ain't me, baby.

[Reverend Charles]

Now, now, now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It ain't me, Bab. It ain't me you're looking for, baby. Just for fun. Is it a XE or an xr?

[Caller]

Why you even do third row?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, third row.

[JD]

Yeah. That changed everything.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Buck and a half on the clock, huh? Where do you live?

[Caller]

I'm in Shawnee, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, you sound nicer than most Oklahomans, though, man.

[Caller]

Well, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, there's a lot of those Okies, man. A lot of them are hard. They've got these high mileage rigs.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they're just real hard. Like there's like a ghetto redneck high mileage trading market that where they swap with each other on These diesel trucks and they all like. They're 10 grand off the money. Well, I sold it for 20. You offer me 10? Yeah. What'd you buy? Well, you know, I swapped with my buddy. Yeah, both. So both of your trucks are worth 10 and y' all gave each other 20 to make yourself feel better?

[JD]

Still feel better? One might as well say 100 if you're gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The car is worth, you know, with that many miles, it's worth $2500.

[Caller]

Mine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

2500.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, it's got. Did you say 150,000 miles?

[Caller]

Yes, it's 150,000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. So it might be better just to keep driving it until it quits once they get that many miles on them. And then, you know, Saturn went out of business and the parts are hard to get.

[Caller]

This is a GM made vehicle. It's got the 3.6 direct injection GM motor.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I've got a 2012 Buick Enclave with 140 on it that I'll sell you for three.

[Caller]

Well, I probably. I appreciate your offer, but.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Andrew, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[JD]

Good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is your diesel Dodge Leather cloth? He didn't want to take me up on my enclave offer. Is your diesel Dodge Leather cloth? Dude, that's a Saturn cloth Buick.

[JD]

That's a Saturn, man. That's a planet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it a Quad Cab or a Mega Cab?

[Caller]

It's Quad SLT or crew cab, not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The Mega SLT or st. St. So the cutout above the glove box, it has like a tray where you can put your snuff because there's no airbag. Right there, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's where mine's at right now.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then there's a po. The. The driver's seat is manual, not power, Correct? Yep. St. Got it. Does it have carpets or. It probably has carpet. It doesn't have rubber mats, does it?

[Satan]

Correct.

[Caller]

Carpet does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

20, 000. Buy it.

[Caller]

Man. I'm just feeling it out right now. Kind of see what it's worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's. I think you're vehicularly harassing me. I didn't call. I didn't ask you to come and feel me up.

[JD]

Exactly. What happened?

[Rusty]

He's just.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's just feeling me. He's feeling me. If you're gonna come at me. Put out.

[JD]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. What's it take to buy it?

[JD]

Close the door and whip him out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just like JD's boss, right?

[Caller]

Does it matter? I got ranch hand.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It does all the way around.

[Caller]

Six inch lift.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. Hell, yeah. It matters, of course. So you've got double D. You put double Ds on her. We call that the T word. But it's boobs.

[JD]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when you. When a car has boobs, it's worth more money. Of course. Just like the gals at, you know, the club. Yeah, the club. So anyway, also.

[Caller]

Also got a Mini Max, egr, dp, have to leave.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's all geeked out, straight piped. It's cool, it looks good. It's an ST. But it doesn't look like one, so it's 25 grand. I've come up a lot. Show me boobs, I come up a lot. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Not right now. Let me think on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I appreciate it. You're just. You're just massaging me on touchy, touchy, touch, straight. You know what? If you call once, you call back, I might give you a lot more.

[JD]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I might turn that around. I might. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Black, white, Latino or other. Do we have time for it? We have a minute 19.

[DJ Prek]

I think we need to save it for.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, DJ, tell me what the story is this week. We'll start thinking about it.

[Reverend Charles]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Prek]

Hold on, hold on, DJ, what's going down? Yo, yo, yo, 8 Mile, what's going on, y'?

[John Clay Wolfe]

All Tell us the set, set the stage, and then we'll answer it on the way back.

[DJ Prek]

Okay. Well, we got a 21 year old out in West Virginia who got jealous of his stripper girlfriend. So he went to the club and decided to start a fire right in front of the club and try to burn the down. So he got arrested in a Walmart parking lot, if that tells y' all anything. So what y' all think? Black, white, Latino.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We will come back on after the break in a minute and we'll. We'll think about that and we'll answer that. Hey, I had. So the guy that used to do all the Stevens and Pruitt's promotions.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's a friend of the show.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He likes us.

[Hannah]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was up here still. And we started doing the math. And ironically, our thousandth show is going to be in February.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

My thousand.

[JD]

Yeah. Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And he thinks that that's when we should do our big party, like a listener party in Houston.

[JD]

Perfect. Kick it off down there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. So. So we'll be going to Houston. I think we're gonna do that in February.

[JD]

February.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So our thousandth show in Houston. We don't know where. We don't know. But he used to put on the Stevens and Pruitt Holiday Ball. And he was telling me about that.

[JD]

Yes, huge party.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Weird. Very, very sexually harassment. 800-800-72348 800 radio. If you have any stories from those parties back in the day, I'd like to listen to those too. You can call and tell us. We'll be right back.

[JD]

Come on, come on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let's work together now now, people become us Together we will stand Every boy.

[Reverend Charles]

Every woman and a man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, come on. Oh, come on. That's what you get.

[Reverend Charles]

He has no plans to see the new Star wars movie because in 40 years and more than eight installments, there hasn't been one single solitary set of knockers. Boobies. His qualifying test for the new personal assistant. If he sends you for liquor and you bring back a bottle instead of a case, you're probably not right for the position. Every Christmas it's the same old thing. Why can children not understand that Santa can't arrive before 2 in the afternoon? He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah.

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[John Clay Wolfe]

Love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, John Houston. Did you go to the Stevenson Pruitt Holiday Ball back in the day? I sure did.

[Caller]

Five of them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Five of them. How was it? Was it debauchery?

[Caller]

Oh, man, let me tell you, it's unbelievable. They held it at 30 story via downtown Hyatt.

[Satan]

Sold out.

[Caller]

Completely sold out. And you know that women, okay, men had to wear tuxedos. Formal wear, right? Women, Women wear, whatever. More or less, it didn't matter.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did it go well?

[Caller]

Absolutely. It's just like, you know, a fantasy, really.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Do you think that's what we should do with our thousands show is have a party like that?

[Caller]

Hey, let me ask you. The guy, the pomorana that you're talking with, who is he?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Doug Harris.

[Caller]

Doug, okay. Yeah, he's. He's a management right over there at the time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks for calling. Hey, I gotta. I gotta grab this. Okay, John. An 09 Miata with 12,000 miles. Which version? Is it a convertible, grand touring sport SV or just a touring.

[Caller]

Just a sport sport.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic with the. That you can use the stick.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Slap shifter thingy job. Yeah, it's a 09. So I'm, I'm. Is it perfect because it doesn't have any miles?

[Caller]

Pretty much. I, I didn't have a garage G, but I had a cover for it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color?

[Caller]

Candy apple.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Red cloth or leather cloth. You know, average MMR on it. Market the comp is 5725. What, what, what's it take to buy yours?

[Caller]

I think a little bit more than that.

[Reverend Charles]

How much?

[Caller]

I have no clue. But a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it's yours. I'm, I haven't made. I want to buy it. How much is it? I don't want to sit here and get vehicularly, vehicularly harassed. I want to buy, I want to do business. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Will you take 57.25 for it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What will you take for it?

[Caller]

I was thinking more in eight range.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. J.D. the man said he'd take eight. He didn't say that. He said, I was thinking more in the 8 range. Let me readdress the question. What will you take for it?

[Caller]

Probably eight.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Probably eight. Let me start over. Do you want to sell the car?

[Caller]

I do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. What will you take? I don't, I mean, it doesn't sound like you're ready to sell it. Probablys and maybes. So if I offered you seven, would I buy it?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, you know what? The good news is I've still got my money.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And he's still got his car.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I, I, I mean, so if I gave you 67.50 for it, I mean, it doesn't even sound like if I gave you eight for it, I'd buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah, you would.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, what city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, bring it to me. I don't, I can't pay any transport from eight grand. But if you want to bring it to me, I'll give 7, 500.

[Caller]

All right, let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, go to get, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and they'll remember our conversation. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JD yes. What is in the news?

[JD]

Okay, let's see what else is going on in the news. A suburban New York City woman is now suing her doctor. She wants some cash, claiming he used his cell phone to take a language test while he was operating on her. 70 year old Mary Edwards has filed lawsuit against the doctor, Dr. Eric Fishman. Of course he wants some cash. Edwards claims that Fishman had A conversation in Spanish on his cell phone during her outpatient procedure. It was just for vera varicose vein. So it wasn't like a heart surgery.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like on the boobs or on the legs.

[JD]

Legs. Fishman. I love this. Though Fishman later explained he was taking a Spanish proficiency test during the surgery that day, he did learn one Spanish term. No mas de nero. Arby's is buying. This is going to be interesting. The dining chain Buffalo Wild Wings in a deal for a lot. 2.4 billion with a B. Wow. Arby's buying Buffalo Wild Wings. The company's put the transactions value above that. Actually 2.9 billion by the time they put it all together. Investigate investors rather say it is a match made in heaven. Since Arby's having real roast beef is just as true as Buffaloes having wings.

[Reverend Charles]

So maybe finally you can get a decent sandwich at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[JD]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know what's weird about listening to that lawsuit? I. I've been thinking about forming a lawsuit of my own.

[JD]

Here we go. What do you really.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeti coolers.

[JD]

You're gonna sue YETI cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm gonna sue you. What they do for turning me into an alcoholic yeti.

[JD]

Gotta follow this line of reasoning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, you know, I won. This little Yeti cooler, it's like a small one. It'll hold about it might hold a 12 pack.

[JD]

They're great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I've got it in the back of my car, okay. And Miller Light came out with these new cans. Cans like nine out.

[Reverend Charles]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolfe]

16 ounce cans with a big twister on the top so you can drink them a little faster and they stay real cold. And I mean, it's just like driving around with a rack of ribs in the back of your truck, man.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, you know, you gotta have one. Or you don't have a freezer in the back with a gallon of Blue Bell.

[Reverend Charles]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, you gotta try and.

[JD]

We don't and recommend this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I just. I've noticed my. My Miller Light intake since I have decided to put the yeti in the back. And right about the time I get down to one beer, right? And I could take it out of the car and put it back in the house where it's been for two years, right? I whip in the 7 11, grab another 18 pack, stick it in there, ice her down. I mean, I found myself going through 711 every two days when I get my can of snuff and getting a new bag of ice, keeping it.

[Reverend Charles]

All right, you gotta have snuff it's clearly not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When he's doing this, I'm parked in the driveway.

[JD]

Literally in the driveway. I know you've called me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I call a lot of people because I'm just sitting out there drinking my beer. Hang out with your kids because do you think the kids want to sit there and listen, watch you listen to classic. Listen to classic rock and pound Miller life?

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[Reverend Charles]

No.

[JD]

Maybe you should play with the kids.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but see that's not fun.

[JD]

There we got it. So I think ladies and gentlemen, during I believe YETI is off the hook.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah, take the mulligan on there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just, it's just I've got to get rid of this cooler, man.

[JD]

It's a cooler.

[DJ Prek]

I'll take it off your hands.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm going to put it back.

[Satan]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It'll turn you in an alcoholic too. It's like, yep, I promise my beer intake will go down by 50% when I take this cooler out of my.

[DJ Prek]

Leave it in the office or something.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And when we're driving to the school the mornings, like taking the kids.

[JD]

Wait a minute. Easy.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, perfect time.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Let me, let me, let me finish. You know, you feel a little guilty cuz you sit out there and drink about six of these and just life is great. Come in, go to bed. I've been stressed a lot.

[JD]

I've been working with you really hard.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And, and but you know, as you, as you kill the soldier, you put the lid back on it, throw it over your shoulder into the back.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And then like I noticed I was taking my kids to school yesterday and when I'm turn, you hear the ice sloshing around and the cans dinking around and Tabitha, my 14 year old looks at me and she didn't say it. She, she was like looking at me like you think that, you think you've had enough before Years. I mean, you know, trash can Charlie there in the back. If you pull over and you pop the hatch on the, on the SUV and pull your, pull your cooler out to make it quiet down and just pull that drain plug out and let some water run. You take a leak into the water and let it all run out together and everything's good and, and you know, it's just.

[JD]

Life is good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think I'm gonna sue yeti. I think that they've, they've, they've changed my behavior pattern.

[JD]

There's a lawsuit this week against Nutella. That chocolate junk in a jar, some mother suit because my kids are getting fat. You said it was breakfast food.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Are you that stupid?

[JD]

Seriously. And that's a real lawsuit.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So. Yeah, I think you beer is so good. It's getting better with age.

[JD]

I think you have it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It really is. Baba, you're not much of a beer drinker, are you?

[Reverend Charles]

You know what I did, I switched to Shiner Bob.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

And it's just. It's. And I'm not putting down Shiner Bob, but it's harder for me to lay down $10 for a six pack of anything thing, you know, this Miller Light, what is it, four bucks?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Four bucks? Oh, I think it's. It matters what you buy, but. Yeah, it's cheaper than China.

[Reverend Charles]

Right? It's kind of just weighed me off. I put my own. My own tax break.

[JD]

So your solution to drinking too much is to buy too expensive of stuff?

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is too much though? You know, it's not like I'm getting wasted.

[JD]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm really not.

[Reverend Charles]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But. But I. I don't know, I just.

[DJ Prek]

Does it take two beers to get a buzz now or is it three?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's taking a little more. Yeah, it's taking a little more. I've always drank beer. Come to the dark side. All my life. Satan, Satan, Satan, Satan. Did you develop yeti?

[JD]

Wouldn't that be interesting if he actually came up with the idea maybe Satan.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Would come to court with me and testify on my behalf?

[Satan]

Yeah. I'll tell you. And I've worked with a lot of people on this, trust me. You know, these are the easiest souls to wrangle. But let me explain something about the. The angel physiology, if you will. We don't feel it. You ever see that movie with John Travolta where he's supposed to be Michael the Angel?

[JD]

Right, right, right.

[Satan]

You know, he eats all this sugar and he's smoking constantly and drinks a lot of beer. You know, it just doesn't touch us. We're not human. Does that make any sense?

[JD]

Well, sure.

[Satan]

So, you know, I mean, I just enjoy the taste of it. Especially Miller Light. You're right about that twist on bottle.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's really changed the game.

[Satan]

Sure. But you know, I found it's a great inn for people like you, John. And there's no reason you can't have your beer.

[JD]

Oh, here, this is coming.

[Satan]

I like you better when you're having your beer. You know, you're a responsible, successful guy and you know, anybody can play with those kids. There's no reason you have to do that. Recitals on Friday night.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, no.

[Satan]

Drink the Beer. And it doesn't matter what kind of beer. And if you get to where you can't afford Miller Light, go ahead and buy natural light. When it's cold and you're thirsty, it's the same thing. You bet. And while you're at it, drop by the Chicken Express. Get yourself some, you know, tenders. Not a lot. Like maybe 30 tinders with gravy, and have some. You know what's really great after some tinders and beer? A delicious Marlboro cigarette. You know, I mean, if Daddy ain't happy, nobody's happy. Screw it. Yeah.

[JD]

Anybody can play with those kids.

[Satan]

And I don't know what the wife's gonna say. And she doesn't have to know we had this talk, but you just know that I've got your back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. Thank you. I feel better now.

[Satan]

Mine.

[Caller]

All mine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Eileen 16 challenger hellcat. How many miles? 4,000.

[Hannah]

4,600.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have a sunroof or navigation?

[Caller]

Does have nav. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm sorry. Does it have automatic or sunroof? That's most of them don't have. Most of them have no roof and most of them are sticking.

[Hannah]

It's a stick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. It's 45. 46,000.

[Caller]

Was looking for more like 50.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I bought one with a sunroof and automatic and 1800 miles for 48 last week. 45. Yours has 4500 miles. You know, I'm 46 without a roofing automatic. Joey. Good morning.

[Caller]

On there, it's got a professionally installed upper pulley.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How do I get rid of this? I got it locked. There it is. Sorry. Joey, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What happened?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You wanted something about the Yeti?

[Caller]

Yeah, I wanted to see if I can bid you on the Yeti.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, you'd like to give it. You'd like me to sell it to you?

[Caller]

Yes. What?

[JD]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's funny. It's. We. The. The auction that we. I've been selling at Metro Auction in Dallas for five years, since they opened it. And I. I recently left and I went to Manheim's Dallas, and this was our, like, inaugural week. And it says Metro Auto Auction on the top of it. They gave it to me, so I probably. Okay, probably should get rid of it because they're mad. They're mad at me for leaving. And, like, you know, when you break up, you're not supposed to wear. You, like, you know, take down your pictures, you and your wife that your ex. Wife. Don't. Don't wear the Old stuff. So what will you give me for it?

[Caller]

Will $40 do it?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What does it cost? New?

[Caller]

I don't know. I have no clue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's it cost?

[Caller]

I don't know what size.

[John Clay Wolfe]

200 cost. 200 new. And you're getting it from me. And if you're a fan of the show and it's got the auction stuff on it should be worth like 2 or 300.

[Reverend Charles]

You know what you should do, John? You should trade it for like a case of whiskey. Oh yeah. Because I mean, if you're not going to have a cooler anymore.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

You know, you're not going to want beer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What? What? Joe, what city are you?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right. I don't know. I'll think about it. Go, go to buymyetti.com hey, Mike, what did you say happened on Beta Miata?

[Caller]

I just wanted you to be careful when you were bidding on them because usually either the car or the driver has been rear ended.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Finally, someone with some decent shtick. Good job. Much better than the people we've had last week. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to buy the car. Sorry I couldn't get up there on your hellcat, hun, ma'. Am. But yeah, when they're all geeked out and dyno blocked and all that, that doesn't help them. The closer to stock, the better. I do have a Dodge demon coming in, J.D.

[Hannah]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. It'll be in about two. I'll be one of the first ones with it.

[JD]

Pictures.

[DJ Prek]

Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Joe in Hillsboro. Good morning.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good, good. You got a 14 Cherokee, 65,000 mile, the Trailhawk.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, sir. It's got everything 10 grand, maybe 10 to 12 those miles. Screw that car up, Gary. In Oklahoma. What city in Oklahoma? Yukon, Yukon, home of Garth brooks and tornado. 13 Grand Cherokee Limited with 62. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it four wheel drive?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it six or eight cylinder?

[Caller]

Six, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Yes, sir. Yeah. What color?

[Caller]

It's, it's that dark, dark blue metallic.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, loser blue.

[Caller]

Like a royal blue or something, you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Know, no cell blue. It's all good. 60,000 miles. It's. The leases on these things are too cheap. It screwed up the market. They leased a gazillion of them. You can get one for like 300amonth new and it screwed everybody up. So the market on this rig's was 60. It's 15 grand.

[Caller]

And it should ask you a quick question.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Does it have a heated leather in it? And it's clean as a whistle. Has that alpine system in it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know if anyone helps, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Give me the VIN. Put it in there. My system will bid it. We'll take looks at it. We do better on bidding the cars, on buying the cars on the [e-mail] than we do on the radio because we can actually see the pictures and we have the VIN number so we know exactly how it's equipped. Hey, Shannon in Oklahoma, you want to buy my demon?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call me back. I've got a story. Call me back in about five minutes when we get back from this break and and we'll talk about it. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I'm about Carson radio.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller]

I really enjoy the show.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[Caller]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoyed listening.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ah, Shut up. Hey, John. And it says Devin Alito. Devin Alito? Al.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, no, he's probably from Alido.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, John, are you from Alito?

[Caller]

Alo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Alito. Where Alo is Alito? Good morning. Home of the Bearcats.

[DJ Prek]

Yes. State semifinals today, Jenkins Road.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, Old Annetta. Yeah, I know the Bearcat Cafe. Yeah. Used to ride my KX80 through there.

[JD]

Well, then you know where.

[John Clay Wolfe]

By the gravel pit.

[DJ Prek]

It's still there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we used to ride our dirt bikes down the middle of the street and get gas at the gas station. Nobody cared at the Bearcat? No. Well, there's another gas station right down the street. Yeah. Anyway, enough about a Lido 16 Escalade, ESV Premium. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles?

[Caller]

31.

[John Clay Wolfe]

2. And the reason it has so many miles is because you live in Alito and you have to come commute every day.

[Caller]

10 minute commute.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, where to?

[Caller]

Downtown Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's only 10 minutes.

[DJ Prek]

He's speeding. It's 15.

[JD]

I think you're.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think you're lying.

[Caller]

Maybe 15. I might drive a little faster than most.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. It's a premium. It's black. It's got 30 on it. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. Hang on just a second. Look at something.

[Caller]

It's got nav roof, electronic running board.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it lease?

[Caller]

It is not a lease.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What is your mission? What are you going to do with it? If I bought it today, what are.

[Caller]

You going to drive? Well, thankfully I have a couple extra cars, but I am going to eventually replace it. I just know. I know from experience dealing with dealers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When I bring my trade into the.

[Caller]

Equation, they end up screwing me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'll give you $57,000 for it.

[Caller]

57.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Don't want you to get screwed. This is a sexual harassment time right now. Everybody's coming out. I wouldn't want somebody to come out on me. Easy.

[Caller]

Wow.

[JD]

Yeah, wow.

[Caller]

Can you do 58?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Send me a picture of your old lady.

[Caller]

Where are you located at?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, how big of a boy are you? If you want to sell your damn car, let me know. Just go to givemetheven.com. i might give 58. I don't know. Let me see. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me pull the VIN. Let me check the Carfax. Because if the Carfax is bad, it's going to change everything. And I know you're gonna say, oh, it's not, but I just. I'm sure.

[Reverend Charles]

50.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes, I will get 58 if it's perfect. Perfect.

[Hannah]

Perfect.

[Reverend Charles]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so If I get 58, do I own it?

[Caller]

I need to go. Yes, 58. We can do 58 if I. I just need to go log on now and put all the information in. Is that what you said?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com. but I'm not going out to Alito to pick it up because there's this guy, he still lives out there. Tori and his girlfriend. We had a day at Eagle Mountain Laker at night one time. Okay, I'm not allowed to go back to Alito.

[Caller]

Why?

[DJ Prek]

I'll go for you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You might need to go for. Just something happened. Something weird happened. It's not worth going back to Alito.

[JD]

I want to know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[DJ Prek]

So you're telling me don't bring your name up in town? Cuz I live in Alito, so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, I mean, I. I know some people, okay? But this guy named Corey.

[JD]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There was a problem back in 1991, And I don't.

[JD]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, I can. I just. I just. I don't pack heat and I don't want to. I. I'm not. I'm not a fighter anymore. I'm not a fighter anymore.

[DJ Prek]

You have to share now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't fight anymore.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, you know the story, jd. Everybody's got a cousin in Alito.

[JD]

Oh, I got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just. I just don't want to.

[JD]

What did you do to the girlfriend?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't do it.

[JD]

Well, I mean, something happened.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She want.

[JD]

She wanted to. And then you didn't, but the boyfriend thought you did. And now you can't go back to Alito.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Borderline truth there. Borderline truth there.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Eagle Mountain Lake. Top of my dad's boat. It had flybridge on it.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was mad.

[JD]

I bet he was. It's not like you burned down this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you do with terror? What do you do with terror? And then we start talking a bunch of noise like what are you doing with stirring Cory?

[JD]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So we didn't just hook up with this old lady. We also ridiculed him.

[JD]

I see. I wouldn't go back to Alo either.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you want to sell your RV or motorcycle, you can also go to give me the vid.com or ATVs. Especially if your name's Corey.

[DJ Prek]

Hey, speaking of ATVs, where's your four wheelers? They're supposed to run this past week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, at the Dallas Auto. Yeah, they didn't So I, I'm. I'm. We're moving. We're moving back. Country is coming to town. So we're selling the four wheelers. Honey, honey. Load them up. And they came in. Brandy's husband actually went and got them. And we were going to sell them at the Christmas party sale last week at Dallas Auto.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they wouldn't start because I haven't rid them in so long. The fuel separated.

[JD]

Fuel.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The gas got bad, so Norm's got to clean out the carbs. But that was an interesting sale last week. You know, we broke an all time record at the Dallas Auto auction. I think it's been there for 30 something years. We sold more cars in one setting than any individual dealer's ever done ever.

[JD]

I, I almost, I really felt sorry for the lanes that were near you because there was such a show, such crowd, such noise and excitement around your lane and you look at the ones right next to it. There was like nobody, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Trust me, they feel the same way.

[JD]

Embarrassing.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[JD]

Oh, dude.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It was embarrassing because I was up there for four hours. I don't know what's going on.

[JD]

It was right on the wall right behind. I'm not, I won't get anybody in trouble. But the wall right behind you. And on the other side.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, like, like ghost town.

[JD]

Nobody. And there's all this noise and all these people and drones flying over and Ferraris going through. It's just like we sell all our cars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's the difference.

[JD]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We sell all our cars. I lose money all the time. You can't tell when I'm losing money or making. No, I can't tell, but I lose money constantly. So we buy all these cars. It's like sports betting, you know, at the end of the game. At the end of the game, the score is posted.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You must pay bookie on posted score. So I'm gambling on cars. I'm, you know, there's the horse whisperer and the car better. I'm a car better. So I. When I give these prices, I'm betting on what it will bring. Sure, sure, I'm wrong often. But all the other dealers in the other lanes, when they make a bet at a dealership on a trade in, sure. They don't sell it. When they're wrong, they try to fight their way out of it.

[JD]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And call their cousin and call their friend and beg him to buy it and all this stuff. And I just sell them all. And that's what keeps all that action going. And that's why we broke the record.

[JD]

The momentum and the action was just.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But then it creates a lot of rhythm and action and everybody there knows that you're going to sell it so they can steal something and they can, okay.

[JD]

So they know things are going to be sold. So they're just kind of hanging around waiting for the right one to pick and choose. Cuz there were tons of people.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Because any minute I'm going to drop the hammer on one that's too cheap.

[JD]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But when you have that, when you gather up that many people, then there's cars that make more money than they should too. So you start working this balance and this average and you just sell them all together as a river. I had the weirdest thing happen to me this week at the Dallas auto auction. I've been doing this 22 years.

[JD]

Okay. Something different this week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. The weirdest card thing. So we bought this 13 escalade.

[JD]

All right.

[Reverend Charles]

Doesn't sound unusual, right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

With 19,000 miles, which is great, Good mileage. And it's the truck, the Ext.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We gave 41,000 for it. And I was like, man, I think we screwed up. And we bought it. So when it brought 42, I was like, sold.

[JD]

Sold.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was yelling sold. But right before I yelled it, it, the board lit up. Simulcast board, right. And I'm like, okay, we'll sit back and see what they want to give. And then it just kept going slowly. Car brought $55,000. 13 Escalade with 19. Don't call me wanting me to give 50 grand first because I'd never do it again. There was something weird like some rich guy just wanted that had to have this car. There were two rich guys that had to have this car and they had these dealers orders on them or something. But you guys just what we're talking about, this lane 11 at Dallas Auto auction is us. And you can go to dealerships and tell them to log in and you can buy our cars right there front of them. They can, you can watch them sell. That Dodge Demon that I have coming through, it's going to sell at Lane 11 at the Dallas auto auction. And if you want to buy it, you just go to your dealer buddy or dealership and tell them to log in and buy it. And you know, maybe they'll charge you 3, 400 bucks just to do press the button for you because they have a license.

[JD]

For those who don't know what is the Dodge Demon?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dodge Demon is. We'll talk about it. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back. Horse radio.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

That makes sense.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

Name that band Baba Clash.

[Reverend Charles]

Name that song Babo Training Bay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good job, Bobbo.

[JD]

Good job.

[Reverend Charles]

Stand by me. Hey. No way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, John Anderson's in the studio.

[Reverend Charles]

No, not at all. Terry Sper on steel guitar.

[JD]

Hey.

[Reverend Charles]

Hey, you ever hear Dwight Yam do that song?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Which one? This one?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[Reverend Charles]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I did not know it even existed. Ashley Turley, if you can yank that. I'd like to hear a little later. Dwight Yokum does this song.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah, it was on his, his album.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's not like you riffing on guns and roses and gas and Rose does Christmas carol.

[Reverend Charles]

No, these are jokes, man. No, he did an album called under the covers years ago and it had a lot of great, you know, old songs on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Gilmer, Texas. No, Gilmer and Vernon. A 15 ram half ton longhorn. Laramie does have sunroof.

[Caller]

No, it's a Dodge Ram.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I said 15 Ram Longhorn with 37. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it's a two wheel drive hemi.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I used to live in Vernon for about two years. They rolled.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I actually bought it. I actually bought this from the Vernon Auto Group when I bought it.

[JD]

Good.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, we bought. I bought that place from Jim Cristianelli back in 04 and turned it into that Hell. It's one of the bigger businesses in town now. It's. It's a. It worked as a pump out store, as a volume like a central dispatch. How many cars do they have in stock? 500. It's a lot.

[Caller]

Yeah. I have no idea. They are. They get people from everywhere coming into this place just to buy their car truck.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When I bought that place and had that concept, everybody thought I was crazy. But it worked. And the reason I did it is because it had Dodge. Chrysler. Anyway, let's get to your truck. It doesn't matter. I don't know. What do you want for it? 25 grand. Is that similar?

[Caller]

So my home dynamics have changed and I kind of just needed to get rid of it. And I owe about 33,000 on it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. And it's a two wheel drive. Laramie. Go to givemetheven.com and load it in. There's so many options on this thing. I don't want to burn a lot of radio time. Go to givemetheven.com Put the VIN number in or just your license plate and then answer the questions on the options. And my computer will bid the car right there. Whatever it says, I'll give.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, man. That goes for everybody else too. If you just go to givemethevin.com we set it up where it's an auto bid. You know, all these other services, KBB and etc, they give opinions. It gives a tight range of what we will pay for this car within.

[JD]

This range, as low as this. Then you look at the picture and it asks you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Asks, it asks you.

[JD]

What does it ask you?

[John Clay Wolfe]

It asks you.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is there anything wrong with it?

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes or no? Yes. Okay. What's it cost to fix it? Fifteen hundred dollars. And if you don't answer it right, then it throws out the wrong number. So just answer the number. I mean, just answer the quick. It takes six gosh, man. 60 seconds, two minutes tops to do that whole thing.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Dan. Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

Hey. Yeah, hey.

[Satan]

I was gonna tell.

[Caller]

I was telling the calls.

[Satan]

Ringer.

[Caller]

I used to go to DAA back in the late 70s with my dad. Dealer's auto auction.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Caller]

When it used to be two, I think it was two lanes back then. They would, the. The ring guys would actually take heater hoses and hit the cars as they're being bit on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And that's how that started in that. And I was up. I've always slapped my hand and I was up. It's funny you said that. Yeah. But up in Pennsylvania they take like air hose hoses.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And they use them as mallets and slap them on the block. It makes a big crack.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And so I was like, man, oh.

[Caller]

It gets your attention.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And so the I, I do that. I'm the only guy that does that. I've got this big long black hose I slapped the hell out of it. Sounds like a 410 shotgun going off.

[Caller]

Yeah, I remember My dad had one, he was running through there trying to sell and the guy went back to hit it and he just grabbed his arm, said, don't be hitting my car. But, but this is, this was late 70s when we used to go down there on. There was the Wednesday sale and then they had a Thursday sale I think in Grand Prairie the next day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Caller]

But they had probably about getting close into the cell. They'd get down to one lane, they'd bring the kegs of beer out.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Really?

[Caller]

They had free beer? They had free beer. I'm probably 16 or 17, just running around there, drinking, driving, drinking, smoking. Well, and then, and then that's when if you want to sell pizza junk, you could really sell it late beer. They would, they would bring some money.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I have heard back in the days, especially in Louisiana, that they had, they had the beer, they had whorehouses on the property.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yep. I mean the full tilt boogie.

[Reverend Charles]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just, just.

[Caller]

See that's the one I think my dad went to by himself. He went to that office.

[Reverend Charles]

So this is business.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can't, you can't come along. Yeah. The RV trailers, it's, it's a classy deal.

[Caller]

It has changed a lot in almost 40 years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It has changed dramatically. And simulcast is really what the deal is about now because dealers now they've got a system where they can score the cars on a grade of 0 to 5 cr. Great. And so the dealers can get on and see the grade of the car and buy it online knowing what they're buying. Whereas before you, you know, couldn't. And they had those post sale inspections. And that's really what we are trying to build up as our simulcast business. And that's why I'm telling like people call me and they, they want to buy the cars that we buy.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Individuals and I don't sell to individuals, but might just go to your dealer buddies. Go to lane 11 at Dallas Auto Auction and they're all there and you can sit there online and buy them and your buddy or your dealer can buy it in front of you. You give him thousand dollar deposit and make sure you're going to pay him.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And he may charge you 300, 400. Y' all don't even have to go anywhere but Dallas auto auction, lane 11 and you can buy these cars as an individual. So cool. I'm glad you called in, Dan.

[Caller]

Oh, I enjoy the show.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks man. I'm gonna sell that Dodge Demon.

[JD]

I'll ask you about the Dodge Demon because I've looked it up online since we talked. Holy mackerel. 840 horsepower. 840. There's a dealer in Inglewood, Colorado, who's selling one online for 176,000. Thousand dollars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's stupid.

[JD]

It's stupid money. But he doesn't even. He doesn't own it yet, so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sticker's 90?

[JD]

Yeah, that's what they're saying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm just gonna sell mine for whatever it brings. I don't give a damn.

[JD]

So you're gonna run it through the auction? Is that how you're gonna do it?

[Reverend Charles]

Wow.

[JD]

I mean, this. It's a dragster.

[DJ Prek]

Is it the first of the year?

[John Clay Wolfe]

As soon as I get it. As soon as you get it? As soon as I get it. Yeah. I gotta. I gotta title it in my name to make it a used car because you can't sell it open mso.

[JD]

But, yeah, the SRT demon lives up to the hype with virtual violent speed. It says here, like riding a roller coaster.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just try to bring. I just try to buy the coolest stuff I can. And that's why we pay up on a lot of these cool cars. You get lucky every once in a while. It's just that simple. A lot of times you don't. Yeah, but. But a lot of times you do. And it just. You work an average. And that's all I'm doing is. Is It's. It's a. You can call it investments or you can call it habitual gambling.

[JD]

It is habitual gambling.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You call it whatever you want, but. But, I mean, aren't investors gamblers, too? I mean, when they're trading stock on Wall street, what are they doing? Cattle futures traders.

[JD]

What are they, Bitcoin?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, Bitcoin. That's a whole nother topic, Chris. And Baton Rouge in 08. Duramax with a buck. Oh. Five on it. Leather. Oh. 80808. I'm trying to get my brain around that body style. Is it a long bed or short?

[Caller]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Leather. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Upper teens to 20. Is that right?

[Satan]

Close.

[Caller]

I'd be in the 20 range.

[John Clay Wolfe]

See, here you go with the range. The range. I mean. Let's talk turkey dog.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How much is it?

[Caller]

23.

[John Clay Wolfe]

23. That's the 20 range. I can't give retail for cars. You know that.

[DJ Prek]

Right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because, I mean, if I gave retail, I'd be out of business, like a day. I. I give high.

[Reverend Charles]

Sustain your investment.

[Caller]

And some of you win some, you lose some.

[Reverend Charles]

This is, I guess, when you lose On.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but when you.

[Reverend Charles]

Just like that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean when you give full blown retail out of the gate, you're gonna lose.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I try not to go into these investments knowing I'm gonna lose. But I think 20 is close enough where I'm gambling on that teeter totter between retail and wholesale. And that's what I do. So go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's take a look. Let's take a look. I mean we talk about this stuff all day but when we see it, if I see the picture and I get this weird feeling in my gut, then I'll do stupid stuff. Cuz I've bought and sold 100,000 cars like a winner. I know. I don't know. I just got. I've got a sixth sense. So go, go load it [e-mail]. that goes for everybody listening. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Caller]

Call in.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by gimmetheven.com God, this was a good one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Guilty feeling. Sad hitting Cal is everywhere.

[Satan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hold up. Stay in control. This feels a good.

[Reverend Charles]

Love the kinks, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Daryl. This 04 Buick rendezvous is a pile of crap. You there darling. Louisiana.

[Reverend Charles]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Daryl. Daryl. Daryl. How dare when you hear us on the delay.04 rendezvous with a hundred thousand one hundred and ninety on it. It's just. Just give it to somebody. They're not worth anything when they're. When they have good miles, they just break down too much. And this thing, this thing's kind of a junker, but I'm, you know. 09 Scion XP with 150 is worth a thousand bucks. Maybe 1500. Travis.

[Satan]

All right.

[Caller]

Thanks sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go to give his ven.com we'll buy it Auction stories. Now that we're bringing it up, I was talking to my homeboy Bob Hollandshead up in Pennsylvania and he is. We're talking about. We broke a record in Texas. But you know who holds the record?

[Reverend Charles]

Who? Him.

[JD]

Oh, of course.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean for the nation. Sure. And I don't mean the little one. He's the granddad. His records are so high. He's the largest wholesale dealer in North America.

[Reverend Charles]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And wow. He's a. He's a really good friend of mine and he's kind of like. He's like a father figure to me.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We were talking this week about the auction this and that and how crazy things get. And he told me, you think I'm bad as far as energy level, my energy level and all that.

[JD]

Frightening.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, he's worse.

[JD]

I can't even imagine anybody over the top.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's worse. He's worse. Really? So get this, because he just. It's a. It's a contact sport. When you're selling these cars, I mean, your jugglers pumping, you're just on it. And nothing can stop because you put all the money, you bet all millions of dollars on what's fixing to happen. You've just bet.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You can't stop. You gotta go. You don't have enough money to not sell them.

[JD]

She got you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Because I don't have a floor plan. He didn't have floor plan.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You just gotta sell.

[JD]

You gotta go through.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he had a driver in the momentum, in the auction, right? Every. Every minute we sell a car, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And when you break that momentum, you screw everything up.

[JD]

You can feel the energy in that place. And even that little clip is high, but it doesn't even come close to being. There's like being on the 50 yard line of a Super bowl versus watching it on TV.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now. Wake up, guys. That hurts. I know that. I mean, I'm listening to myself. I know what I'm saying. I'm sitting there losing $2,000 on a car. He had one, the lane. He told me a story, I don't know. Seven years ago in Manheim, Pennsylvania, his lane stopped, just stopped, Nobody buying. And this guy that we both know came up to him, that works for him. Boss, there's a. The driver died.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The guy the drivers are driving through literally died. He died in the car. Not the car, but the driver's passed away. He's like. Is he. He's like, he's dead. He said, oh, my God, Lou, this sounds terrible, but scoot him over. Dear God. Go get him. Scoot him over. Put him in the passenger seat. Bring the car through. We cannot stop this. He's dead. We can't. We can't bring him back.

[JD]

Bring him back.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So they moved him over and they brought the car through.

[DJ Prek]

So it's sitting there. It looks like a guy sleeping in the front seat. Then while they're bidding on this car, right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Leaned over. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD]

You're like, get the feller in the passenger seat with it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He was. He. He had passed away.

[JD]

Oh, my Lord. That's believable.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The dead body did not come with the car.

[JD]

The show must go on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It must go on. Yeah, you can't stop.

[JD]

That's what it is. It is a show. No, it's like any other momentum thing. Watch. Watching a football game. If it's. You can always tell when the momentum shifts and when it stops. And this thing never stops with you guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He had 500 in Manheim yesterday. And Turley, you heard the call this morning. So their simulcast went down. Their Internet feed. That's right. That's not.

[JD]

That's bad.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it was bad because that. That's a real simulcast sale. Because so far out the middle, nowhere. I mean, they just didn't. They should have just stopped it. He shouldn't have kept going, but he kept selling and just blowing his brains out. He lost like $200,000. Oh, yeah. Because he just sells them.

[JD]

Just keeps him going.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, people know that.

[JD]

So they gather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But at some point, you guys, I mean. I mean, it'd be like I'm being on a loaded airplane, the engine going out. You gotta put it on the ground.

[JD]

Yeah, it's gonna keep flying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You gotta keep going. Let's get it on the ground. Right, right, right, right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to grab this real quick. Joyce in Weatherford. Is that Weatherford Texas, or Weatherford, Oklahoma?

[Caller]

Weatherford, Texas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And is this Mega Cab? It's gas. So it's a 12 mega cab, lone star, cloth, gas, four wheel drive. It says N. So it's got navigation.

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color is it?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Are you trying to trade it in somewhere?

[Caller]

I'm just actually curious as to what this truck costs because I get three calls a week from different dealerships wanting me to bring it in and trade it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That is marketing material. That is just that. That is just people luring you into a store to do business with. That's what they buy. These lists. And look at how long people have owned cars. And it's about. I forgot how many months. 40. 40 months. They start hammering you like, hey, we want to buy your car. Your 12 mega cab. We gotta have it.

[JD]

Looking for your car.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've got a customer for it. Please come in. And to get you to come in.

[Caller]

The trailer, I've even been out in public and people have stopped me and said, hey, you've got to sell this truck. We need it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well, I mean, it must be.

[Rusty]

We.

[Caller]

There's no longer a gas rig like this, mate. Is what they're telling me, and I'm of course going, whatever, Right?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I haven't seen a big spike in anything on the. On the gas mega caps and it in. I agree with them. There's not many out there, But I. I think it's worth probably 15 grand.

[Caller]

That's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you want to sell it, I mean, if you really want to know, you, can put the vin number or the license plate number into my website. Givemethe vin.com and build it real quick in my system, and we'll tell you exactly what. We'll pay for it. All right?

[Caller]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy, you're sitting over there waving your little paw. What do you want?

[JD]

Well, we have an interesting story that really kind of leads into. Randy, it's a news story. Usually you have to brave traffic, Take it to a happy hour, right? But this week, in philadelphia, which is the angriest city in america, Happy hour came to them as a semi truck carrying nothing but tito's vodka overturned, Unleashing a river of booze into the concrete. It reportedly took crews hours to unload box after box of the vodka. Yeah, Just to get the truck back in the upright position. Recovery efforts, however, were apparently assisted by an unexpected large gathering of chipmunks, who apparently, seemingly from nowhere, Carried unbroken bottles away into the woods. Randy, do you know these people?

[Rusty]

That's what they do.

[JD]

What? What who does?

[Caller]

Mommy?

[Rusty]

I don't know about you up there, but this is the time of year.

[Hannah]

For that kind of thing.

[Rusty]

You know what, that vodka truck business, right? That's just how broke down, desperate the aminal world can get when the cold weather hits.

[Reverend Charles]

What?

[Rusty]

Cause there ain't no nuts.

[JD]

Oh, well, nowhere they've fallen already.

[Rusty]

Yeah, we got them all saved up. So we're forced to go for alternate forms of sustenance, Namely light intoxicants. Like telling them this past week it's a true story.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Rusty]

I wouldn't make this up.

[JD]

Oh, no doubt.

[Rusty]

You know boys, of course, over on diaz avenue. He's neighborhood weed dealer.

[JD]

Oh, really?

[Rusty]

Yeah, and he's a big old fat guy. He's got a lot of quality grass. Oh, and he's a really good guy.

[JD]

He sells it to chipmunks.

[Rusty]

But not necessarily aminal lover. Apparently, boyce has got a debilitating fear of chipmunks. Yeah, the plan wasn't My friend rusty would gain entry into Boyce's 1999 Deville by hiding in a box of ding Dongs that we left on his porch.

[Hannah]

Oh, I gotcha.

[Rusty]

It worked out too. He grabbed them ding dongs and threw them in the passenger side and took off like a lightning bolt. Okay, now the plan was for Rusty to sneak out of there and scare boyce out of the car so the rest of us could swarm them to interior and get all the weed before we knew what was what.

[JD]

Okay.

[Rusty]

What we didn't plan on was that he was already so high that when Rusty jumped out of the box, he must have thought he was like a tiny Burmese tiger or something because he ran the car off the road right into lake Como.

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[Rusty]

And started swimming away. Now, the procurement unit, that's me and swimming Kenny and west end Kenny and Petey and Duke man and slim the greaser, they're all chipmunk. And we're all there at checkpoint one just off of Huan behind a chick fil A.

[JD]

What a plan.

[Rusty]

And this is a full 40 yards off the smash and grab side. Okay, well, we made it to the car just right before it sunk entirely and got Rusty out and about three quarter pounds of fine red haired Mexican center which weighs about 17 pounds soaking wet. And we're swimming hard, I mean, dragging this stuff up the bank. And we were just about to get away with it too, when aminal control showed up. Yeah, and rounded us all up in their nets and took our weed. And they taste Rusty. He was choking on a ding dong and freaking out. And we didn't get out till this morning.

[JD]

Oh, you've been in jail?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

Can you smell the jailhouse in my hair?

[JD]

I can't actually.

[Rusty]

He got a cigarette.

[JD]

I wonder what that smell was.

[Rusty]

It's terrible. Down. You ever been Tarrant county?

[Reverend Charles]

No.

[JD]

No, I mean, not on the inside.

[Rusty]

The food's okay. Yeah, it's overcrowded. Well, yeah, I think they're focusing too much on, you know, the substance abusers.

[JD]

Right. Like you guys.

[Rusty]

Yeah, I mean, I hadn't run into a bank robber down there in years.

[JD]

No, they.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's a scary thing.

[JD]

Yeah, there's a lot of drugs.

[Rusty]

Anyway, I'm gonna go home and help him dry out that weed.

[JD]

Big time of year for you guys.

[Rusty]

Wish me luck.

[JD]

All right. Merry Christmas.

[Rusty]

Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, Randy.

[JD]

So cute.

[Rusty]

Give me cashews.

[JD]

You look tired. Go get a rest.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Jackie. A 13 pilot with leather and 130 is worth right about. Not 9,000. You there?

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolfe]

About nine. Yeah, 9,000.

[Caller]

9,000. Okay. I was just. I was curious. I was looking to sell it and get Something a little smaller.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So throw it in the website. We'll put a number on it. You can take it to your dealer and, and we can do it in.

[Reverend Charles]

And out with them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you want to get the, if you want to do it through a dealership, we'll just buy your trading from them.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And remember, like we said earlier, if you want to buy cars from us, which we have a lot of requests, we finally figured out a way to do it is okay, just find a dealer friend. Everybody's got a dealer friend, cousin, an in law or the Chevy store. Go to lane 11 at Dallas Auto Auction. Tell your dealer, give me the VIN lane. Lane 11 Dallas Auto Auction on simulcast. You can sit there and watch them buy it.

[JD]

Okay. And you pick whatever car it is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Give them 500 bucks for doing it for you.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And, and then it's over.

[Reverend Charles]

I mean, and you're going to save.

[JD]

Money and you can buy it right there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. We're bringing.

[JD]

Any dealer can do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, any dealer, any licensed dealer that's not banned from the auction for doing something stupid.

[JD]

Okay. Can log in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Non payment would be one version of something stupid.

[JD]

I can see that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

800-800-7234 is the call in number and givemetheven.com is the website. Rush Limbaugh. Oh, here's a rush.

[Reverend Charles]

Lot of junk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[Reverend Charles]

What an interesting week we're having.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Net neutrality has been quite.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, you know, that's, that's a thing. And forgive me, but look, I think the eggheads have gotten this all wrong. Why would you not want qualified engaged companies like AT, AT&T and Verizon deciding what's best on the web?

[JD]

Well, that's, some people think that might be like insider trading. Like they, you know, they have their own interests at heart.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, Rush, you would not, you would not pitch somebody's concepts for payment, would you? You sound like you're leaning a little bit on big corporations.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, I mean, it could depend on the form of payment and the amount.

[Hannah]

Of course.

[Reverend Charles]

This is, after all, not radio friends, radio business. The radio business and the Internet business should be the same way thus far. I was [e-mail] the other day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Was it flowing smooth for you?

[Reverend Charles]

Absolutely. I think it's faster. I think it's actually gotten faster. I think a lot of these yellow egghead Internet Star wars lovers have left the country over this traffic seems to be really, really fast. And Omarosa is out of the White House, apparently.

[JD]

Right?

[Reverend Charles]

God, I love her. Absolutely. Out of all the appointed assistants that our fearless leader Donald J. Trump has brought into the fold of public service during his administration, she was doubtless my favorite.

[JD]

Really?

[Reverend Charles]

And quite a saucy gal.

[JD]

Yes, she was.

[Reverend Charles]

She saw. Selling a book, apparently.

[JD]

Now that's what I hear.

[Reverend Charles]

And I've seen her shopping it around. And she's going to all the wrong people. She should just keep it. You know, even the president knows only Fox News is going to give you a fair shake about this kind of thing. I saw her actually on msnbc. They had a cooking segment. Cooking with Rachel Maddow.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

And Rachel was just absolutely hypnotized. Looking at amorous. She's about three feet taller than Rachel and she's looking up at her with those. Those eyes. Those beautiful eyes. And I know, I know she doesn't like. Like boys.

[Commercial Announcer]

What?

[Reverend Charles]

And it seemed like a real moment for Rachel Maddow.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, yeah, she doesn't like boys.

[Reverend Charles]

You have to know the competition.

[JD]

I got you. So you're watching Fox News.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that confirmed or maybe. Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

And she's. She's showing her how to use the spatulas. They're making sense.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Some.

[Reverend Charles]

Some sort of Italian dish. And I swear, Rachel is trying to get it on right there on the screen. Ombarosa. She's. She's having no problem at all. That's the, you know, that's the kind of female you like to have in government. What about the thick skin? You know, I mean, there's no threat. There's no danger. These fellows. I wish we'd all loosen up. I wish we'd all be a little more like. Like Omarosa.

[JD]

Oh, God.

[Reverend Charles]

In fact, that's why I wear this bracelet. Says W.W. o. D. What would Omarosa do?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right, Rush. We have to go to musical interlude on most stations and news interlude on others.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, that's fortunate because my ice is melting.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas. Good morning. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Thank you for tuning in and we'll be here for a while.

[Reverend Charles]

More scotch.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

This is the one minute drill. I'm going to bid these cars real fast. Here we go. 15F150 Sport. 44,000 miles. Crew cab, cloth, John and conroe. Off the top of my head, 18 to 20,000. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 20 to 22,000. Go to the website, give me the vin.com and load it up. Okay. All right. 13 Silverado with 150,000 miles extended cab. Jeff and Rome. God, those miles, man.

[Caller]

Got a problem with it. What it. Well, I got a problem with it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Caller]

It collapsed the valve lifter yesterday. So it's at a shop. This is a. This is like the option just needs an engine.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's gonna be about.

[Caller]

They're saying 15 to 2000.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. With that many miles on it on an extended cab. Not a crew cab. I'm, I'm. I'm low, man. I'm like 7 grand. 12 Taurus with 53,000 miles. Leather, Caleb and conroe. Average, rougher, clean. It's average.9 grand. Loaded into givemetheven.com. let's take a look. Vic in San Antonio. Good morning. An 09/2 ton ram with a buck and a half on the miles. Does have 20 inch wheels and a hemi.

[Caller]

Yes. No, not a hip or seven. But it's got 20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Six to seven thousand. Six probably. Yep. I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Eric, where do you live? City Houston, Texas. Good morning. 08 Lexus is 250 is what's hitting me with those miles. Maybe five.

[Caller]

All right, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you. We'll be right back.

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[Caller]

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

I enjoy listening. B. I bet you can't name this one.

[Reverend Charles]

Sounds like Zeppelin, but it's not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it is. You got that?

[Reverend Charles]

I can't pull a title.

[Caller]

Man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We gonna groove. We're gonna groove.

[Reverend Charles]

Is that from the in through the outdoor present.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't even know which one.

[Reverend Charles]

It's presence in it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who knows? Presence kind of sucks, but this is a great tune. 800-800-7234. 800 maybe. Code 800 radio. So you're right.

[JD]

Coda. 1982.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The college bowl season starts today. Oh, boy.

[DJ Prek]

Not great games.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, the playoff took the fun out of it. Yeah, it really. The playoff system kind of just.

[DJ Prek]

It killed the bowls.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It killed the bowls. So they need to add more playoffs. Just simple eight games would create perfect, perfect, perfect.

[DJ Prek]

That'll be a good lead in.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, through all the other bowls. These are like scrimmages.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, that's all in it. The college. The coaches love it because they get to use their. For recruiting one and then also also see their younger guys play.

[John Clay Wolfe]

However, the turnouts aren't that strong in many of them. No, no. And that is not good for recruiting. NFL games today.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Starting today. Now they start doing on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What?

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[Reverend Charles]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes. How did I not know about this?

[DJ Prek]

I don't know.

[Reverend Charles]

What?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. What?

[Rusty]

Okay.

[DJ Prek]

And you gave up your cooler. Oh, John. You regret that. There's a good game tonight. The Chiefs and the Chargers are fighting for first in that Western AFC West.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So is there one game on Saturdays now?

[DJ Prek]

There's two this week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Afternoon and a night or what?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah. 3:30 and then 7:30.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When did this start? I mean, today.

[DJ Prek]

But when did they decide they're gonna do this? Until the college bowl season starts to get picked up again. Like when the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so this is just gonna happen after college is over? Yep.

[Reverend Charles]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They'll get more attendance on. They'll get more eyeballs on Saturday night football. They do on Thursday night with their.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, they're trying. That's what they. They're doing too. Is a test to say, you know what? Okay, it's time to get rid of this Thursday night football. Go back to Saturdays here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's been some great Thursday night games. I know, but nobody's watching. Nobody cares.

[DJ Prek]

It's terrible for the athletes too. I mean it's their bodies can't take.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

That short of no week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's been hard on Tony Roma. All that talking. Boy, you know what though?

[JD]

What a big week for him.

[DJ Prek]

No kidding, man.

[JD]

Not even a full year into his first job as a sports broadcaster, former Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony Romo was recently named the ready for this Sports Illustrated media person of the year. Eight months in Media person of the Year.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We we. Hey. Oh, here's Tony Romo's dad.

[JD]

Oh, there he is. He's got excited.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I was in a meeting this a programming meeting this week.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Romero, the programmers from Houston and those.

[Reverend Charles]

They like what you. You have do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They like us, but they don't like you.

[Reverend Charles]

Why can't this be?

[John Clay Wolfe]

They say everybody in Houston hates the Dallas Cat Cowboys. And who the hell cares about the ex quarterback's dad?

[Reverend Charles]

This is an old thing that we have for a long time. Even. Even back to the the. You know, I mean the Oilers back in the Houston at this time because they cannot make the barbecue. See.

[JD]

Okay. Right.

[Reverend Charles]

You know this.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who cannot?

[Reverend Charles]

The people from the Houston. Oh, the cows are not the right kind of cows.

[Caller]

No.

[Reverend Charles]

But they are more, you know, suitable for. To make the Wellington beef and the London brewery.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

But the barbecue you need ranch fed the beef.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

From the Red River Valley to make the good barbecue.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

And. And also they are a bunch of nudges. Nudges.

[JD]

Nudges.

[Reverend Charles]

Yes. I have a friend who's a Hebrew friend. He says that if are not a N you are probably a. How do you say Stan?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know. I'm out anyway. What did he say?

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, House and Fair Incorporated corporate.

[JD]

So anyway, don't be big week for Tony.

[Reverend Charles]

I say a big time.

[JD]

Yeah, big time.

[Reverend Charles]

And he's very happy to have the. You know, the award from the sports of the year. He feels bad because the Playboy magazine does not do this award anymore. They've taken out the sports awards and the Anaki girls.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

I assume though that you have heard about the unfortunate incident. Oh, what happened concerning the Carson Wentes?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, what happened?

[DJ Prek]

He's done for the year for the.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Eagles quarter.

[Reverend Charles]

Had his as it turned it right down the middle.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

And I think all this time we can say okay. Despite the rumors that you may have hear.

[JD]

I might have heard him.

[Reverend Charles]

There's no chance Tony Gillen for only Cowboys fans of the Dallas Diva. You can rest assured division at this time and especially not for Philadelphia.

[JD]

I wouldn't think so. But that's the rumors.

[Reverend Charles]

This is not because he does not love the game of football. He loves it, I assure you. He does.

[JD]

Yes, he does.

[Reverend Charles]

No, it all comes down to his tragic childhood incident.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, no.

[Reverend Charles]

With the James who really? The Philadelphia cheesesteak sandwich.

[JD]

Oh, yeah. The Philly cheesesteak sandwich.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

And this happened a long time ago. But not so long ago that he does not remember. Because I assure you he does.

[JD]

Oh, can you.

[Reverend Charles]

When he was a child of 14 years old.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

When he and his bigger brother Jaime and his mother, Camila Jubakovsky.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[Reverend Charles]

And I visit the city of Loba.

[JD]

City of Love.

[Reverend Charles]

What are Sumo vacation. Isn't that ironic to look at the memorials and to look at and go to have the perfect Willy Cheesesteak sandwich.

[JD]

Right. Philly cheese steak.

[Reverend Charles]

They're great now in the summertime in Willy Delphia. And you probably do not know these.

[JD]

I may not.

[Reverend Charles]

They have a rat. Rat as the biggest armadillo, I don't think. Yes, they do. And they live right inside with the peoples.

[JD]

I don't.

[Reverend Charles]

They are no pets. It's kind of like Planet of the Apes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you see these?

[Reverend Charles]

They're not like pets. They're more like acquaintances. They see each other on the corner and say, hey, hello. Rat says hello, peoples like this. So Tony, one of the. To make a long story short, one of the design wish that Tony get it if famous. Lil Antoni's restaurant. Yeah. On Boston Street. Williedale.

[JD]

Right.

[Reverend Charles]

One of the last most. They've fallen into the part of the Philadelphia cheesecake of me. Because when you take a bite of it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD]

Tony bit into the sandwich and he's.

[Reverend Charles]

Never been very need of an eater.

[JD]

No.

[Reverend Charles]

He take a bite of his sandwich. He says it's good. But while he says this, he's looking at us and he has a little rat leg.

[Caller]

Oh.

[Reverend Charles]

Sticking out of the right side of his mouth. And he did not know little rat leg. And I said, be very calm, Tony, but don't move, don't move. I want to help you. And he says, no, that is okay. It's very good. Because he used to be picky about peppers and jalapenos and things like this. And they grill the onions on the meat. And he says, look, I am chewing it very good. And the rata begin to make a sound.

[JD]

The rat went dead.

[Reverend Charles]

No, he was still a kick. And he's not until he kick him in his nose and squeal like a wheel like this. It sounds just like Ned Betty in the Deliverance. Did you know this.

[JD]

I've seen the movie.

[Reverend Charles]

And Tony spit out his sandwich and he grabbed the other half of his sandwich. I throw it out of the kitchen and it flies. Springs open the door of the kitchen and knock the head cooker down and the sandwich sail at the window. Now the little Antonio's is on top of the Mortridge Tower, Boston street. It's something like three stories up. It's not a tower.

[Caller]

Right.

[Reverend Charles]

Flies out of the window into the newsstand next door. The newsstand and it knocks over the statue of Rocky Balboa on top of the steps of the Bosnia circumstances and we were kicked out of Philadelphia. You were kicked out of the Philadelphia for seven years.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh no.

[Reverend Charles]

And so even when it goes back now to play the football game or to call it a football game on the CBS Columbia Sports broadcast is very cautious about about the city of Philadelphia in general and the sandwich of the villages tech in specific. He does not eat there unless he bring his own ding dongs and this is how he survive.

[JD]

I got you.

[Reverend Charles]

But this is game of hoopo so.

[JD]

He won't be going to I think.

[Reverend Charles]

Probably they looking for Johnny. Man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He be good.

[Reverend Charles]

He would be perfect for Philadelphia or Colin Kaepernick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He'd be perfect.

[Reverend Charles]

He so good in college.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've got to go to Bern Brian in Anna Texas. A quarter million mile 99F250 four wheel drive it's off the top of my head. It sounds rough. Is it rough? It's average two grand, maybe three. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. Let's look. Also Casey a a right handed postal jeep, a 2011 with 150000 miles probably seven grand. I need to look. Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Go load it up and give me the vin.com. i'll email you an official offer letter. Send me some pictures. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. You can call us right now at 800-800-7234. That's 800800 radio. Our Facebook page is John Clay Wolf show. The podcast goes up about one o' clock today and we'll be back in just a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

So easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning, everyone. We are here on most of the. Of these stations. For now. There's three stations. We're going to lose at 11. And the rest of you guys, we've got hour number four coming up.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's been an interesting week. We did win the award this week for the top seller of all time at the Dallas auto auction.

[JD]

Second week.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Second week there. That was cool. Which was also Houston. Yeah. That was fun. I'm still beat from it.

[JD]

You had to be.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I had to give up my yeti cooler after that one one. Because I got. I left that day.

[JD]

Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And I. I had it in the back full. Yeah. Ah. And I didn't. I didn't stop till midnight. Yeah. I mean I didn't get wasted. I just. Just.

[JD]

Just nice little casual hit. The.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Five. December 19th. What's the day today? The 16.

[JD]

16.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. So 13 years ago and three days from now I had a motocross accident. I broke my back. I was paralyzed.

[JD]

Said you'd never walk again.

[John Clay Wolfe]

They definitely did. Because I wasn't. And I mean, I was screwed. My. I got divorced. My wife. Paella out. My controller. I was out for like six months. My controller stole all the money. I'm just. Everything. My mother died.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Everything that could have happened. Right. So I had to start completely.

[JD]

All the major stressors in life. You had them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But what was weird is like a lot of guys in my business. Business. Because we were. I was. We were good at this back then. And there were a lot of people badmouthing me because I went broke.

[JD]

Oh, piling on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yes.

[JD]

Yeah, he's down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Definitely piling on. That's a shame. So this week was quite a. It was a rite of passage, if you will. You know what? Then to come back there and. And. And do that.

[JD]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And do that. Too many beers. It wasn't. It was just about the. I'm over it.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're back. We finished the job.

[JD]

That's very, very proud.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's behind.

[JD]

I see the Yeti cooler here on the floor though now.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, I took it out. No more looking in the rear view mirror. Okay. Is. Let's just start looking in the windshield because I've been pretty pissed off for.

[JD]

A long time about everything that happened. You had every right in the world to be.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD]

Pre right in the world. It's nice Again, this is sort of like, you know, at the end of a victory, at the end of a big battle, the pilots flies over the field and does a victory roll.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, but he limps off still. I still have that limp to remember the injury. I limp.

[JD]

But you walk.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I do walk.

[JD]

And they said you never would.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure. No, you walk. Well, there was no way they were teaching me how to drive a handicap car.

[JD]

Right. Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. I was done. I had to pee through a stick for four years. Dude. I was hurt badly. Yeah. When you see a video of that.

[JD]

Bob the movie I've told some people some of the other details of your story and they know and it's like. You're kidding. I said no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's how we got on the radio is because I was in a wheelchair.

[Rusty]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I didn't know what the hell I was gonna do in my career. So like. Well, you know, use the gift of gab and BS and fun and start be a radio personality. Because I didn't know what I could do from a wheelchair.

[Reverend Charles]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I started on this show on. On a small station that carries. Well, they don't carry us, but the cluster does now in 11 years ago ago last June and in February we're going to have our thousandth show.

[Reverend Charles]

Wow, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Including the daily nooner shows that we did for a couple years. We did the math on. I think it's in Houston.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, that would be cool.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Do we have listeners in Houston?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We do.

[Caller]

Hook me up right here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We've been on the air in Houston for like eight years.

[Reverend Charles]

I'm just being f. Seven years, something like that. Cuz they're so picky about areas, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Raymond, In Baton Rouge, an 03 Disco with 130 is worth about 1502 grand.

[Caller]

How much, man?

[John Clay Wolfe]

1500 to $2000. They're not worth much. A mild out old Discovery. There's not a car that you can get a hold of that depreciates as strong as a Range Rover, a BMW or a Jaguar. It's unbelievable.

[Caller]

Come on, Land Rover.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's just not. It's just a Discovery, man. It was Like a pull start rig. Anyway, to start with, it was like a Civic of the Range Rovers. Now in this car, Magnolia 06F550 with 168,000 miles. Big miles. Sounds like a hot shot rig. Can you go to givemethevin.com and load that up? Because we need to see pictures of it. Frank, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, go, go to the website, give me the vin.com, take some pictures and send it in. Because I want. Yeah, I know, but it's just so old. I mean, so. So many miles. I need to see it because there's a difference between a nice one and not a nice one. Average, rough or clean. And everybody's opinion is different. A 14 ram, half ton with 100 on it. Four wheel drive, leather roof nav. Marcus, is it a Laramie or a Longhorn?

[Caller]

It's a Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Put me down for 15 grand right now. Go to the website, put in your license plate or your VIN number. Give me a couple pictures. I'll probably give more.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, man. He. I think we're gonna give away T shirts at the listener party. Average rougher claims.

[JD]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolfe]

There's a lot of innuendo there.

[JD]

A lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The devil. Satan.

[JD]

What's his deal?

[John Clay Wolfe]

He's wanting to talk about it. We don't have much time, Satan. And I know you have nothing but time. You've been. How many years have you been around?

[Satan]

Oh, you know, I mean, we don't. We don't look at it in terms of years anymore. How many millennia? And I honestly, I've forgotten. I stopped buying calendars like in 4800 BC.

[JD]

What's on your mind before Christ?

[Satan]

Well, I'll tell you, you know, a lot of folks are aware of my going down to Georgia some decades back.

[JD]

Holly Daniels did a song about it.

[Satan]

Golden Fiddle and all that. Johnny and his golden fiddle. And you know, they. Charlie Daniels, bless his heart.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Dramatized that. He took a little. A little poetic license for the way the story went.

[JD]

There was a real story?

[Satan]

Yeah, the real life. Johnny was a homosexual and what he played was a clarinet.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's not true.

[Satan]

Just not just to get to be factual. We'll let you know. Been spending a bit of time, time in Alabama the last few weeks. And that's thousands of years old.

[JD]

Yeah, at least.

[Satan]

But every time I pop up in Mobile, man, it's just. I'm amazed. Yeah, that These people can even. Even drive or read a newspaper.

[JD]

What is wrong with you?

[Satan]

Well, you know about this fine fellow Roy Moore they had running for office.

[JD]

Down there, right, Roy?

[Satan]

Now this is a judge and he's a very churchy guy, which is difficult for me.

[JD]

I got you. I totally understand.

[Satan]

For obvious reasons, you know, Prince of darkness and all.

[JD]

I got you.

[Satan]

But yeah, I made contact with him and he's okay. And we made a deal. You and. Yeah, and last minute I had to pull out on that thing because I thought, you know what? This guy's gonna pull a Faust on me. You ever heard that story?

[Reverend Charles]

No.

[Satan]

Yeah. Sold his soul for wealth and fame.

[JD]

Okay.

[Satan]

Then pulled out at the end. I knew Roy Moore was gonna do that. Luckily, I got a little more than half of the people of Alabama to vote against him. Yeah, because he's a booger. Can I say that?

[JD]

You say that. You can say whatever you want.

[Satan]

And you obviously are not John Clay Wolf.

[JD]

He's not.

[Satan]

I think you should run for office.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, thanks.

[Satan]

We'll talk about it sometime.

[JD]

Anyway, he did once.

[Satan]

Alabama Democrat in the senate. You're welcome.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We're gonna lose some of you guys right now. Remember, the podcast goes up at about one o'.

[Hannah]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolfe]

John Clay Wolf Show. Facebook or john claywolf.com is where you can get it. Our number four is on tap and we will see the guys we're going to leave lose next Saturday morning. Everybody else hang t. I am fashion.

[Hannah]

As I spent the night cause you.

[Caller]

Get down a left and I'm sticking to the right. I won't take the.

[Hannah]

Fight.

[Reverend Charles]

He's thinking of opening a chain of greasy spoon bar SL rest restaurants that'll serve nothing but vodka and baloney. He hasn't had a drop of alcohol since he made a big drunken scene at Thanksgiving. Luckily, he's all stocked up on hydroponic weed and pure cocaine and Christmas is going to rock. In his lexicon, calling something cheeseball is a damned fine compliment. Mmm. Tasty. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Caller]

Our.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Caller]

I just wanted to call, call in tell you how much I love you.

[Radio Announcer]

So 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give me the VIN the hour number four. Here we go. Good morning, everyone. I'm gonna grab this real quick because I like it. Reuben in Houston. A 10 challenger SRT8. What color is. Is red. Red, like maroony red or real bright red?

[Caller]

It's pretty bright red.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Horish fire engine red.

[Caller]

Two gray stripes from nose to tail.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And are they stickers or paint?

[Caller]

They're stickers.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good.

[Caller]

No, I'm not the decal package.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I. If I don't like it, then we just take it off. So how long ago did you purchase it?

[Caller]

I bought it two years old, and it had 4,000 miles on it when I bought it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And have the decals been on all those years? I'm sorry, when did you put the decals on?

[Caller]

I put them on back then within six months.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And does it sit in the sun? I guess what I'm saying is if I pull the decals off, do you think I'll have paint discoloration?

[Caller]

I doubt it. It's been garage. You're not going to find a cleaner one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm not knocking, I'm not knocking your taste in the gray. But that car, when I've seen it with white decals, it pops a lot harder. And that's kind of my job is to get them where they. I pop harder. It's like just, Just what we do. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Got 10 challenger. Are the tires okay?

[Caller]

The tires are brand new. Just put them on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, that tells me you're serious about selling. Because in my 22 years of doing this, when somebody just bought a new set of tires and they're, they're, they're, they're ready to sell, it's the weirdest thing always. Average MMR on this car is $20,600 dollars. With the mile adjustment. It's got 39 on it. That means like that's. That, that, that's the o. That's the dealer price. That's. That's wholesale. That's the real price. Wholesale. Will that buy it?

[Caller]

I don't think so. I. I'm probably gonna have to try.

[John Clay Wolfe]

To sell it out.

[Satan]

Right.

[Caller]

Because I'd like to get about 25 for it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Very clean. But y' all gotta know I can't give retail stain business. It just didn't work. Understand? Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

I just want to check and see.

[Caller]

Where I was at with you guys.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, I mean, what. So if I offered you. I'd like to. I mean, if I came up to 21 or 21 five, would that do it?

[Caller]

I'm gonna hold firm at 25.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Because did you hear having to sell it out?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Did you hear about the man that got murdered upon a craigslist Test drive.

[Caller]

Well, I don't think I'll put it on Craigslist.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, just don't do that because we don't want to lose you. I'm not.

[Caller]

I'm not surprised.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, it happened last week.

[Caller]

Craig was crazy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, A. A guy. A guy was trying to sell his car, took it on test drive and they never found him. And they finally found him. He's dead. So if you want to live, I'll give you 22, 5. And I'll just give you a check and we won't kill you. But if you want to risk it.

[Caller]

If you want to risk it, I'll live better.

[John Clay Wolfe]

If you want to risk your life for 2500, it's up to you. Then the, you know, we're going to say a prayer. Reverend. Reverend Charles, can you give this man a prayer?

[JD]

Maybe you last right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So that we can. So he won't die. Over $2,500.

[JD]

Not worth it.

[Reverend Charles]

It's just, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, Lord.

[Reverend Charles]

Brothers and sisters, listen closely to me, what I'm going to say. You know, sometimes the selling of your vehicle or, or even your home or even a collection of livestock, it can be like trying. It can be like trying to. To wash your dishes in the kitchen sink. You know, sometimes when you drain the sink before you put in the soap suds. And it won't go down the drain, it just won't go down. Lord, Lord, where has my gravity gone? Why hast thou forsaken my sink? But you know, the money. The money is not the main thing about your transaction. You must approach the car or the donkey or the little bungalow on Lake Texhoma with love and joy and value and respect for its intrinsic value. And you know, this car, whatever the dollar amount may be, you may put 2500. Him.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

You know, 4000 there, sure. It don't matter because you know, to some people, that car, that could be the only two bedroom house they could ever afford, you know, and you gotta buy a bathroom somewhere at the gas station or the Mickey D's.

[JD]

Right.

[Reverend Charles]

And it's hard, but that car could, you know, one man's trash.

[JD]

I got you.

[Reverend Charles]

Another man's glory is another man's Buick. So at this time we want to pray. Lord, help this poor man to realize it's not all about the money.

[JD]

Feel the power, brother.

[Reverend Charles]

Sometimes when you give a car away, you're giving the world a precious gift of your love. Just like the son of God give to you and me. When it was up on the cross, he didn't say for how much, Lord. He said, lord, I give this unto thee. And that makes me smile every day of my whole life.

[JD]

Jesus.

[Caller]

Smile.

[Reverend Charles]

Say joy.

[Caller]

Joy.

[Reverend Charles]

Say joy, Lord. Lord have mercy.

[JD]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, Reverend Charles. Thank you. Thank you. David, where you calling from? Bring him up. David, where you calling from?

[Caller]

From Houston.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Houston. 2013 Wrangler Mohat Moab. Is it a four door or two door?

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Oh, no, it's not lifted.

[John Clay Wolfe]

This is a hard top or soft?

[Caller]

Hard top. And it's got the movable, you know, quarter panels above the price.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right.

[Reverend Charles]

I didn't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, so it's. It's a Wrangler Unlimited.

[Caller]

It's black, it's in. It's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Does 14 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, probably not.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

It's got a lot of miles.

[Satan]

106.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I knew the answer to that question. I just want to hear you say it it. Cuz I think. I think I'm. I think I'm offering pretty good money. I mean, it does have 100 on it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I haven't priced it yet, but I was hoping somewhere in the 18 range.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Do you want to sell it? Yep. He was going to sell it. Go sell it. It's like a woman getting a boob job painting. The house is fixing to be for sale. I don't know, you know, if I went to 16, do I put it down? Do this. Go to, go to. Go to. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and load it in and let me do some research on the Moab ad. Let me see if I can find some more money on it. I'm going to pray with Reverend here and see if we can find you some more money. Lord, Lord, say joy.

[DJ Prek]

All right.

[JD]

Hallelujah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news?

[JD]

What's in the news? Well, his Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales and Ms. Meghan Markle gonna marry now coming up in May. May 19, 2018 in Kensington palace, according to the statement. Have you seen her? She's just. You gotta be royal to get that. I mean, she's just amazing.

[Reverend Charles]

Really?

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She's rich and powerful.

[JD]

She's about to be a princess. Darn the couple.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's her name?

[JD]

It's Megan. M E G H A N Markle. M A R K L E Couple said they have chosen to marry In Windsor, west of London, because it was a special place for them. Well, of course, anywhere they hang out is like a special.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, she's an actress.

[JD]

Yes, she is an actress.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I missed that part.

[JD]

She's in a television.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he comes over here, she's on.

[JD]

The telly called suits.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Now, was she an actress? She's American actress.

[JD]

American actress is illegal drama.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's very much like Princess Grace. Very much Monaco. He comes over here and grabs a beautiful actress and makes her a princess. Okay.

[JD]

Yes.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, no, love. You want to go call Prince Keith Richards.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones, everybody, thanks for coming into the show again.

[Reverend Charles]

I just think it's a nice thing, the prince. Longest time there was a reason we got royals.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, in England, I never have understood.

[JD]

That because they don't really do anything.

[Reverend Charles]

Like, oh, the second century like that God came and he said, you're gonna be the king God. Okay, Right. It's a devouring, right? Kings, they come down and say, you're gonna run everything, you know, like, charge what you want, you know, because it's all yours.

[JD]

The old days, yeah, they had the.

[Reverend Charles]

Kings did something and they set him up. But in modern times like this, you know, I mean, like ever since 1977. Right.

[JD]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

You know, the royalty goes after Sheila, you know, going to go out for a bird, you know, who's going to be my little bird? This Marco. Ch. And she's not. She's not a good actress really. But I think she's going to make a nice princess.

[JD]

Really? How's that?

[Reverend Charles]

No. Have you seen what she wears it.

[JD]

Yeah, what she wears?

[Reverend Charles]

Ah, she's wearing. Got nothing's. Got dots, you know, phases, suspenses are all kind of short hair. Like Diana, you know, she beautiful. She's beautiful.

[JD]

She is beautiful.

[Reverend Charles]

She's fit for a queen like that, right? It won't be long because Prince Charles as well. He's on his way out, obviously. I think he's got liver spots. He's turning yellow.

[JD]

He's going to. Yeah, eventually.

[Reverend Charles]

He looks worse than mick in the 80s, you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Ivanka Trump tweeted, wishing Megan and Prince Harry a lifetime of love, laughter and happiness together. Y' all will do great things. She didn't expect the reaction she got. Dear Kremlin Barbie, still not getting an invite.

[Reverend Charles]

It's not right, you know. Hey, bunkers. Like what a hot little piece of tail.

[JD]

Which one? A bunker?

[Reverend Charles]

Vanka.

[Commercial Announcer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Vka I like.

[Reverend Charles]

I'd like to va. Vanka. Right?

[JD]

You, you've had more Vankas in your.

[Reverend Charles]

Life, Ivanas Ivankas than anybody.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You've had enough, Ivanka.

[JD]

Anybody ever told you you're just ugly?

[Reverend Charles]

A couple of. Rebecca, have you ever met a guitar genius that was looking good?

[JD]

I really never have come to think of it.

[Reverend Charles]

Even Clapton is a golden, boring Clapton. He's got his dog back. Ones like that.

[JD]

Pretty amazing.

[Reverend Charles]

They start to get ugly now, though.

[JD]

What age is kicking.

[Reverend Charles]

It's because there's a blues man I should have stayed with that.

[JD]

You've done pretty well.

[Reverend Charles]

No, but I got. When you know.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Keith Richards, everybody.

[Reverend Charles]

Smoking.

[JD]

Just keeps walking out the door, talking to himself.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thank you, Keith. Come again sometimes.

[Hannah]

Wow.

[JD]

Come on. When you can't stay longer. Okay, let's see here. Just when you think the government couldn't get any more bizarre or strange this week, one senator quoted the singer Meatloaf during a committee hearing. Senator Sherrod Brown, one of the greats from the great state of Ohio, spoke to speak out against a piece of legislation who very basically, it's three things in the. In the legislation, Economic growth, regulatory relief and Consumer Protection Act. And he said basically, well, as Media Loaf would say, two out of three ain't bad. Well, the chairman of the committee then stood up and quoted Andrew Dice Clay by saying, hickory dickory. Oh, no, I won't finish that. I won't finish that one. What else is going on here? Police in western New York have charged a man they say has impersonated a police officer and attempting to get discount coffee. The man flashed a fake badge and a gun at a Starbucks in Buffalo about 11 o' clock on Friday. Friday, the man said he claimed that he was a detective. That's why he was undercover. He was in plain clothes and he wanted to discount. They knew immediately he was not a real cop and he refused the donuts by. You still want more of this?

[John Clay Wolfe]

One more.

[JD]

Okay, one more. Let's see what else we have here. JD Plays the hits President Trump signed a sweeping defense policy bill into law Tuesday that'll allow government to recruit require recreational drone users to register their model aircraft. A federal court ruled earlier this year that the FAA did not have the power to force the toy drone users to register their aircraft. Well, now they will have to actually register all the little toy drones. That's done deal. Like I'm gonna have to register the drone I have now to be able to legally fly it. But the 2018 National Defense Authorization act would restore the FAA's registration system for civilian drones. In other news, you can still buy your kid a glock pistol and not have it registered for Christmas.

[Reverend Charles]

Here's a question. How are they going to enforce that?

[JD]

Good question. Other than the fact that if they catch you, it's like right now, if you take a video from a drone and you try to sell it online, they'll come after you. You have to have. You have to have a real pilot's license and have a license through the government to be able to sell that drone, to be a commercial.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Larry and Mesquite. Larry. Hey, Larry.

[Caller]

Larry. Yes?

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do you owe on your Corolla? And I'm asking that because most of these cars have big payoffs. And if we're fighting a big payoff, I don't know nothing on it.

[Caller]

I pay cash for it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's a man of my heart. 16 Corolla. What are you gonna get?

[Reverend Charles]

When.

[John Clay Wolfe]

When you sell us this car, what are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

Well, I'm thinking about a coma pickup or something like that maybe.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Toyotas are good rigs. They just are. And this is an S model. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir, it don't.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is it leather or the two tone leather or whatever it is? The half leather?

[Caller]

Yeah, it looks kind of half leather.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What color?

[Caller]

It's white with black interior.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A16 Corolla. S white. 20,000 miles clean Carfax Carsworth. Carsworth Carsworth. Worth 11. 5, maybe 12.

[Caller]

All right, well, I'm trying to decide what I want.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I might.

[Caller]

I'm probably back. Maybe we'll go with that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, just go to. Give me the VIN trade.

[Caller]

No more.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Give me the vin.com and load it up. Or better. I mean, if you're in Mesquite, if. If you're in Mesquite, do, do, do this. Go over to see Charlie Evans, who's a buddy of mine, owns Vandergriff Toyota, and tell him I put 12 grand in your car and he'll honor that and he'll sell you. Tell him.

[Caller]

Vander Griff.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where's that at? Arlington. Arlington Y across the park. Yep. Tell Charlie I put 12 grand in it. And say. Say I told you that to give him to give you my listener discount. And he will. All right. I've known the guy from.

[Caller]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We hunt together. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio Mike in Wichita falls in.073 series with 130. The reason I haven't taken this call and let you sit on hold is because I knew you weren't gonna like what I'm gonna Tell you. Are you there? Mike? Who you?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is this Mike Jalava? Oh, Mike. What I was saying is the reason I hadn't I left you on hold too long is because I didn't want. I was hoping you'd hang up because I know you're not. You're not gonna like what I'm going to tell you. When these German cars get over 120000 miles. Really 115. They just go to pieces. As far as the value of them, they're just not worth.

[Caller]

I've got a different motor and transmission in this one.

[John Clay Wolfe]

999-99-9999. Oh, it's our. It's our in house Nazi.

[JD]

Good morning. Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's all I got is that I.

[JD]

Know he had 1 999.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. And you spent more in the motor and tranny than the car's worth. And that's again why I didn't want to get into this debate with you. Because I know that you're going to be passionate about it. And at the end of this thing I'm going to be the jerk.

[Reverend Charles]

Then you begin to dealing with the tr.

[Caller]

No, you're not. I don't have that much, sir. I don't have that much in it.

[DJ Prek]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm.

[Caller]

I'm gonna come out good. I'm gonna shock you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. I think it's. I don't even know if I can get. I don't know if it brings 2500 or if I give 2500. Hang on. Let me look it up. Hey, speaking of Turley, did we get those. That M. That M BMW out of Witch Falls, is it? Oh, we already sold it. Okay. Do we get title on it? Oh, good. Oh, seven BMW, 328. I don't know. These damn cars. These. These Germans just always the Volkswagen. Same thing the Mercedes when they get big miles on these crater. Let's look. 328. It's a four door, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, I'm going to pull up a what we call market comps and see what they've been bringing. So view all 130. Okay. What did I say J.D. you said 2500.

[Reverend Charles]

2500.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay, well this one sold for 2600 with 132 on it right there in Dallas Fort Worth. And this one sold for 2100 in Central Florida. And this one sold for 3200 in New York.

[Caller]

York.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And this one sold for 2800 in Nevada. And they all have 130s on them. So if you want to bring it to me, I'd give 2500. I can't come get it for that figure cuz I'd spend $200 going to get it.

[Caller]

Then you going to give me a ride back to Wichita?

[Reverend Charles]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That cost money. I mean best case scenario, I'm looking at making $100 on this, 200 on this if I get three for it. Right. And if I just get my money back on it then, then. But anything I spend over 25 is going against the grain. So the what, what will I give for it and come get it and do it? Right. I'll give you 2,000.

[Caller]

All right, well, let me think. I'll get, I'll get back with you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

All right, man. Thanks for calling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars right here on this station on Saturday mornings on the air. Or you can just go, go to givemethevin.com.

[Radio Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Radio Announcer]

Give me the vin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[Radio Announcer]

Call in 800. 800 radio presented by. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

With my cinnamon roll. That's what my three year old used to sing the rest of my life with my cinnamon roll.

[JD]

We never did do but never finished up with black, white, latino or other. Ah, I don't know if we want to do that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I want to talk to Jeff real quick and then we'll do that.

[Reverend Charles]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So DJ Prek on tap. We're going to your Segment is up 800. 800 radio is the call in number. Yes, we're live. Good morning Lafayette, Louisiana. How are you? I'm pretty good, Charlie. Did you hear about the Corvette they wrecked down there? A nice one.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, when did this happen?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Three, two days ago. We bought a Corvette from some like 16 vet from somebody and they knocked the front nose cone off of it.

[DJ Prek]

I did hear about a nice Lancers evo that they tore out the exhaust. Exhaust on.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Life is hard sometimes. It doesn't always work out our way. Jeff. 11F150XLT4X4 with 130. Is it a crew cab?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Average, rough clean. Average 11 grams.

[Caller]

Okay. That's kind of what I was figuring. So I was just trying to see what you would think before I brought it to the dealer.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Looking at trading it in, I may go 12. What? What are you gonna buy?

[Caller]

Look at F250. We about to buy a camper and I got a boat to pull and all this other kind of stuff. So I need something kind of haul everything around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I probably give 12. Go to the website, let's see some pictures of it. So if you're gonna go to the dealership, you. And use my quote, let's make sure it's an educated quote. Where I've got a VIN number, I've looked at the carfax. I've got pictures. And I'll email you an offer letter. If you're gonna buy a Ford, take it over to the guys at courtesy. They'll honor my bid. And if you want to buy Chevy, take it over there to service. See Corey, he'll honor my bid. I buy cars from all those guys. I buy the trade ins from most of the dealers in south Louisiana.

[Caller]

Good deal.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks, dude. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Where's Bomb? Where'd he go?

[JD]

He was outside smoking last time I saw him, so I don't know where he's.

[Reverend Charles]

No, he's smoking, man. I was drinking coffee.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is that Bob or Johnny?

[Reverend Charles]

Checking on the. Checking on the buyer's office over there.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How are you?

[Reverend Charles]

Is there another Bob?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is there?

[Reverend Charles]

No, because, I mean, I didn't want to hop in if it wasn't you. Were you talking about me?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I'm talking about you.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, wow. That's cool, man.

[JD]

We missed you.

[Reverend Charles]

Thanks, John.

[JD]

We missed you.

[Reverend Charles]

I don't sound like Johnny Manziel, man.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What. What are they doing over next door at the bars?

[Reverend Charles]

Office, man. They're going great guns, dude. Just having a great time. I brought up about every six weeks I bring up all the old issues of Rolling Stone and give them to hoot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

So he's got something to read, you know, and we're just talking about Michael Jackson's little girl. Have you seen her?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[Reverend Charles]

She's in Rolling Stone. It's been a couple of Months ago. She's all grown up.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Pretty.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah. I forget her name. It's something like Angel Quake Jackson Blanket, isn't it? May. That may be right. You may be right.

[John Clay Wolfe]

That's close to Angel Quake. Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

And they're just eating cake, man. And drinking coffee and eating cake. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who's got cake?

[Reverend Charles]

I don't know. Half of them. Half of them got cake. I don't know. I mean, you better know. I'm gonna figure it out by noon.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And you got some coffee. Yeah, I wouldn't mind having some coffee.

[Reverend Charles]

Would have got you some, man, if you just said, hey, give me some.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Call like we do like every single Saturday when you go get coffee, goes grab me some.

[Reverend Charles]

Hey, why didn't you call me back the other day, man?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, this was a very busy week. My wife has been asking me the same question and everyone else in my life. It's not that I'm. I'm too cool, I've been too busy and. And I figured that, that from the time frame it was that you are probably trying to romance some woman.

[Reverend Charles]

No, no, it's nothing like that. I brought my son to the MEPs in Dallas on Sunday.

[JD]

To the what?

[Reverend Charles]

The MEPs, the military taking off point. You know, he joined the military.

[Satan]

Okay.

[Reverend Charles]

He's in the Marine Corps. Got him on the bus 12:30 Monday afternoon. My daughter and son in law live right down the road from a really cool little like neighborhood bar type joint. And so on the way back to their house Sunday night, I said, what a cool little neighborhood bar type joint.

[JD]

There we go.

[Reverend Charles]

What? They said, well, you've never been there. And I said, well going tonight, let's go shoot some pool and drink some beer. And we did. And they had a chick doing karaoke that night, DJ Karen, of course. Very cool, a lot of personality, great voice, great website. Hasn't ever been involved in any kind of radio at all. Yeah, and I thought, man, if we're. Because we were looking for a second person to like do keyboard in this room.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So my thought was exactly right. No, no, he was going to drag some hide into the radio show.

[Reverend Charles]

No, no, no, because she likes girls, man. It's not. I'm not trying to pick this chick up. I really thought for the show, yeah, like she would be a cool addition because you've tried a lot of girls on the show and they just, you know, they don't have it. I think she's got it. If she doesn't have it, we can run her off.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Is she a black girl? No, I Think we need a black.

[Rusty]

Black girl.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, because they've got bigger personalities.

[Reverend Charles]

Well, I mean now listen, you don't want to discriminate because.

[JD]

So I thought you quit drinking. What are you doing in a bar?

[Reverend Charles]

What do you mean?

[JD]

You said you quit drinking.

[Reverend Charles]

Just because you're in a bar doesn't mean you're drinking.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I need a. I need a African American version of Uncle Roy. A woman that loves. She's got all that great stick and that big delivery. That. That is what I think we're missing. I think that could add. No, I'm not trying to not like Robin Quivers is not that person. No, no, no, no. I'm more like Shirley from Good Times. Big personality. What you looking at? Funny.

[Reverend Charles]

Like mama from what's Happening.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Funny. Yes. Someone that's funny.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

A keyboardist from a blues singer. She doesn't sound very funny to me.

[Reverend Charles]

Boy, you better put that pancake down.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Anyway, that, that, that I enjoy that kind of stick, that kind of. Of humor. I've been criticized for my taste often, you know everybody in the radio business. But that's not the point here.

[Reverend Charles]

I've always.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Good morning Austin. Good morning San Antonio.

[Reverend Charles]

Question off you that you like stick.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What do we got? J.D.

[JD]

I have this week. You ever got on an airplane and have a screaming baby? You ever done that? You sit down and next to you. Oh, you know that's going to be the next two hours. This week a couple handed out noise canceling headphones to fellow passengers onto an interview international flight in case their six month old twins started crying.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many did they have?

[JD]

They got on board. They had two kids. They had two babies.

[John Clay Wolfe]

How many headphones they own?

[JD]

They didn't need that many and here's why. Those in first class on the trip to UK received the headphones which were emblazoned with the George Clooney Casamingo tequila logo. Yes, it was George Clooney. Clooney and his wife. And they had. They only had 10 pair of course because there's 10 people in first class. Somebody did ask him what are you going to do for the people who. And coach. He went isn't coach a bag?

[DJ Prek]

Did you hear what Clooney did to for his friends?

[JD]

No. What else did he do?

[DJ Prek]

He gave.

[JD]

Harry's are very cool.

[DJ Prek]

He's got 14 really close friends at least and he gave them each $1 million in a suitcase.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Shut up. I'm not kidding. Look it up.

[JD]

I totally believe you.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah. $1 million.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I think his family's pissed off.

[JD]

Well, I mean, why 14 million is like me giving you a 20?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Bill, I understand. You know, he's got a stepbrother out there.

[JD]

That's the one. Give me a suitcase full of money, jackass.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He gave away 14 million after tax. 20 grand. 20 million? Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

All to his friend. And these are close friends he's known since childhood.

[JD]

They say he's just the coolest guy. I did have a friend that worked with him on Deadliest Cat, Deadliest Storm, whatever that movie was. And they said he's just a cool guy, plays with everybody. No matter what person in the cast or the crew, you. He's just as genuine as you can imagine. And I hate that about him.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Who's playing today?

[DJ Prek]

Turley, do you know right now, North Texas and Troy in the New Orleans Bowl. Kick off the bowl season. Go Screaming Eagles. And after that there's just a bunch of crap games. I mean, there's nothing major. There's, I think Georgia Southern and plays against some no name team. None of the big bowls, they'll probably really start next week. You have the, you know, like the weed eater bowl and toilet bowl.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, just cereal bowl. When's the play? When did the playoffs begin?

[DJ Prek]

New Year's Eve or actually New Year's Day? I'm sorry, they moved it to. From New Year's Eve to New Year's day.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Another. All four?

[DJ Prek]

Yep, all four.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I mean, there's just two actually. So. Well, two games, both 14, are on new Year's Day. Correct. Why wouldn't they stretch it out two different, different days? I would. They know their business.

[JD]

Did you ever date a girl that worked at a topless bar?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No.

[JD]

Okay. I did. And so I understand this story that we're going to talk about black, white, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay.

[JD]

I totally get why this guy did this. What he did was wrong, but I totally get it. We have a story.

[John Clay Wolfe]

DJ Pre K. Dude, I have been.

[JD]

I've been with this guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You gotta bring him up.

[DJ Prek]

What's up, y'?

[John Clay Wolfe]

All?

[Reverend Charles]

Y', all?

[DJ Prek]

Y' all hear me out there?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We hear you in radio land.

[DJ Prek]

All right, well, this weekend, black, white, Latino, weather. I got a 21 year old out in West Virginia who decided he wanted to turn one of those into a housewife. So he had a stripper girlfriend that he was tired of seeing her shake on the pole.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So he went up to the club.

[DJ Prek]

And tried to burn the Mickey Ficky down. Let's say he started a fire in front of the front door and started. Stood across the street and watched it Burn. Somebody called the cops and they ended up arresting him in a Walmart parking lot. But it worked, cuz they eventually fired his girlfriend. So.

[JD]

Yes.

[DJ Prek]

What y' all think? Black, white, Latino or other.

[JD]

And as we all know, with topless dancers, it's the club that's the problem, not the crazy between the ears.

[Reverend Charles]

Right. And this West Virginia there.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't know.

[JD]

I got it's West Virginia beat. Found him in a white. In a Walmart parking lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You said white.

[JD]

Well, what's a white guy?

[John Clay Wolfe]

White guy. Period white guy.

[JD]

Caterpie.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, Bob, you used to. Used to DJ at a strip club.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolfe]

What's your take? You. You have some intel on this?

[Reverend Charles]

It sounds like a Caucasian crime to me. Okay, yeah, they caught him in a Walmart parking lot.

[JD]

Walmart parking lot?

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah. Not inside.

[JD]

In the parking lot parking lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

But I mean, if it was a Latino, what parking lot would he have been in? Home.

[DJ Prek]

Fiesta A. I'm sorry, there's a lot.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I don't think the Walmart's a giveaway on anything at all, Hannah.

[Hannah]

Yes, it is, Hannah. The Walmart parking lot. When you go inside, all the homies are having a great time. The fragrance aisle. And you got men's clothing and electronics. Everybody's looking at TVs and furniture inside. All different kinds of people in the parking lot at Walmart.

[JD]

Right.

[Hannah]

It's all white people.

[JD]

All white people.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[JD]

Have you ever had a jealous boyfriend that didn't want you to dance?

[Hannah]

Oh, my God.

[JD]

I know. They get jealous.

[Hannah]

I mean, I get about four every week.

[JD]

I bet you do.

[Hannah]

Yeah, but it's okay.

[JD]

It's not okay from the guy's perspective. I did. I've done this. And it's a. It's torture because they don't let us.

[Hannah]

Leave if anybody's hanging around.

[JD]

I know, but they don't. You can't go in there. You don't want to watch your girlfriend dance.

[Hannah]

I know. That's why we have Van.

[JD]

And you want to pretend it's cool, but it ain't.

[Hannah]

Van is our security dancer. Security Van. Van.

[JD]

Who's this?

[Hannah]

She takes care of us.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, she.

[Hannah]

She's a great big lesbian. She's 6 foot 2. She wears a size 12 shoe, so.

[JD]

That'S how you get saved.

[Hannah]

Size 12 men's shoes.

[JD]

So did we decide this guy's white, black, Latino or other?

[Hannah]

She's got a ring on her left hand and she likes to wear it on your nose.

[Caller]

Is.

[John Clay Wolfe]

She's a tough.

[JD]

You're safe.

[Reverend Charles]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hannah, was it White, black, Latino or other on the crime.

[Hannah]

Oh, he's white. He's white as white. White bread.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Like white wonder bread white DJ Prek. What is the answer?

[DJ Prek]

Y' all on point today. White boy. We got a 21 year old Crayo Bishop arrested for second degree arson.

[JD]

Pull this picture up since we've been talking about it. He totally looks like a guy.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah, she's cute.

[JD]

Yes.

[DJ Prek]

Crayo C R E I O.

[JD]

He looks like the kind of guy that would be in an alley behind a topless bar.

[John Clay Wolfe]

He looks like a guy being a Motley Crue cover band.

[JD]

Yeah, or in his mother's basement playing video games.

[Reverend Charles]

Not a white name.

[JD]

He ain't ever gonna get a chick this hot again, and he knows it.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So let's burn the place down. Over.

[JD]

Keep her from working.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Babo, have you dated a stripper before? Sure. Sure. And how does that go? Is it.

[DJ Prek]

It's all right.

[Reverend Charles]

It's kind of like JD Says.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You don't get.

[Reverend Charles]

You don't get too deeply embroiled, you know, if you're smart, if you know the business, you know, and I was already kind of a jaded showbiz type by the time, you know, I got around here.

[JD]

I don't care what you say. I don't care if you say you're distant or whatever. If you're dating her and she's dancing, you can pretend you're cool with it all you want.

[Reverend Charles]

It was cool with me at the time.

[JD]

Really? You were fine with it? Didn't even think about it when she's in there? Really?

[Reverend Charles]

Have you ever considered, JD that some worthwhile, perfectly worthwhile women are just not the type you take home to Mom? Yeah, when you get by that the.

[JD]

Whole world will open up for you. Okay, I'll have to think about that. No, I don't really go on Back Page that much, but okay.

[Reverend Charles]

Everything's got to be just perfect, righteous, you know? Butter Boy, clean for you.

[JD]

No, I never paid a woman to go. Never paid one to go home.

[Reverend Charles]

Sometimes a wild girl is a lot of fun.

[JD]

Dude, I'm hip. I got you. But don't date them.

[John Clay Wolfe]

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[Radio Announcer]

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[Reverend Charles]

When his wife mentions that he drinks more now than before, he's prone to mention that her weight's increasing as well. He's not interested in going out for a movie because they'll never make another one as truly enriching as porkies. He doesn't mind if his dogs bark constantly because that's what he pays them for. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Bob. You'll like this, my kiddo. 14. Tabitha, you know the music you and I listen to?

[Reverend Charles]

Sure, sure.

[John Clay Wolfe]

The stuff that's on most of these stations that we're on right now. Yeah. She knows every song, every word, Ria.

[Reverend Charles]

Oh, I don't doubt that.

[John Clay Wolfe]

14. You.

[Reverend Charles]

Mine are the same way.

[John Clay Wolfe]

So it's just weird that this stuff is still recycling.

[JD]

Come back around.

[John Clay Wolfe]

It's still. It never went away.

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Number one radio station in south Louisiana is the Eagle classic rock. Number one radio station in Dallas, Texas. We're on both of them. 92.5 KZPs. Classic rock. What is up with classic rock?

[JD]

I mean, the last time you music was great.

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah, it's, you know, it's been a long time since we had really more than a handful of melodies that you could remember. That's the thing. Melody. You know, people think Led Zeppelin's hard and heavy in Black Sabbath, but there's a melody in place there. Something catchy that sticks to your head. Like we were talking about Todd Rundgren and you said, well, really, what. What songs they got other than hello, it's me.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Right?

[Reverend Charles]

And I couldn't throw one at you because it's a little obscure, you know, lacking melodies. Love classic rock. Did you see the hall of fame inductees this year?

[John Clay Wolfe]

No. Who is it?

[Reverend Charles]

Dude? Moody Blues. Bon Jovi.

[Caller]

Right.

[Reverend Charles]

Which I think may be a little soon, but they're. They're big enough Cars.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

I think Pretenders, maybe. I can't remember them all.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Chrissy Hunt. She deserves it. The Kinks. Tupac. They inducted him. Did they do a hologram?

[JD]

That been funny?

[John Clay Wolfe]

I just. Johnny Cash's kids are in a lawsuit with a company that was gonna. No. Roy Orbison. I'm sorry.

[JD]

Oh, Roy.

[Reverend Charles]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Going to do a hologram tour. Who the hell would go to a hologram concert? I don't get it.

[JD]

That one. I'm.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, we're selling tickets to a hologram concert.

[JD]

Two hours of sitting and watching the hologram. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Maybe Elvis, maybe. Maybe Michael Jackson. I don't think so, though. Hey, Don. 05 Silverado with 150,000 miles extended cab, leather and roof. What city? Don? Is collar potted up? Don? Don, you there? I lost.

[Caller]

Yeah, you bet, John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, what city are you in?

[Caller]

Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. Is the pain okay on this truck?

[Caller]

Yes, it is. It has maybe three little marks on it.

[JD]

John.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Okay. 05 Silverado sounds like. And it's a four wheel drive average. So I've got a go ahead.

[Reverend Charles]

What?

[Caller]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolfe]

No, you go ahead. You go.

[Caller]

It. It has. It has a. Also top gold income. And I have all the records on since I've owned it. 2007 is when I got it from a very good friend of mine in Omaha.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Five grand is what's hitting me with 150,000 miles in a 05 mile.

[Caller]

John, I have one question to ask you.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure.

[Caller]

I had the knocker sensor come on. But the vehicle has been used. It doesn't show any signs of it. But things like that's an. That's something that happens with them frequently. Is that correct?

[John Clay Wolfe]

So the knock sensor is making the check engine light fire up.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Reverend Charles]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Well, it does happen. I don't know. Charlie. Do you know what it costs to get a knock sensor done? Is it 500? 400? Yeah, don probably figure 4,500 if we have to fix that.

[Caller]

I can afford it right now. But I wanted to have some idea.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I can't hear them.

[Caller]

Where are your studios in the Dallas area?

[John Clay Wolfe]

We are actually in a private studio hooked up to Westwood One. We built this thing seven years ago.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolfe]

And it's over a camp buoy and I 30 and four Texas.

[Caller]

Oh, really? Well, I'm really familiar with the area, so I understand. I'm in radio myself, so.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Oh, cool. Well, does it bother you that we crash your country station on Saturday mornings?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's not 57 here in Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I said does it bother you that we come in and crash out the country station on Saturday mornings?

[Caller]

Oh, no, not at all. But there is one thing I would like to say.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Sure.

[Caller]

Please, please. You guys watch your language, okay?

[Reverend Charles]

What do you mean?

[Caller]

Well, you're. You sometimes get a little bit cursy at times, and you just need to watch that, okay?

[Hannah]

Talking about.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Just shut up, Bobbo. I understand. Quit. Quit talking back. Respect the man. He's got an opinion.

[Caller]

Hey, I appreciate you guys. And I think you got a heck of a good program on. I really do.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hey, Don, I'll tell you. I'll tell you the problem. It's not me. It's J.D. it's J.D. he's the one that brings out all the bad and everybody. So we might. I mean, next time you're down here, would you mind taking JD to lunch and try to get him straightened out?

[Reverend Charles]

Show them your knock.

[Caller]

I'll tell you. I tell you what I'll do. I'm sure gonna come out there and find you guys because I've been in radio for 50 years now and. And doesn't make me an expert, but I should know how to say hello.

[John Clay Wolfe]

Thanks for calling Amarillo, Jack. J.D. you do need to straighten.

[JD]

I'm so sorry.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You know, you hide behind the. This Jesus thing.

[JD]

I know. It's all a scam. I'm a scamster.

[John Clay Wolfe]

I try to call him on Sunday morning. Oh, can't answer the phone. I'm going to church.

[Hannah]

No, you're not.

[JD]

Church? Well, some people call the bar the church.

[John Clay Wolfe]

We gotta go. We gotta go. We got, like, 27 seconds left. So. Next week is 23rd. We're gonna be live again.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Hell with it.

[JD]

The day before Christmas Eve.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[JD]

All right, we're live.

[Reverend Charles]

It's my birthday, J.D.

[JD]

Is it really?

[Reverend Charles]

Yeah. This.

[John Clay Wolfe]

You're a Christmas baby.

[Reverend Charles]

Gonna be?

[John Clay Wolfe]

Yeah. Is that why you're so cute and cuddly? All right, we'll see you all next Saturday. Remember, givetheven.com if you want to sell the car. And we'll see you next Saturday morning, 8 o' clock by.