#13 The John Clay Wolfe Show 02/13/16 Hour 1

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show #13 (02/13/16 Hour 1) – Summary

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Episode Date: February 11, 2026
Broadcast: 97.1 The Eagle, Dallas-Fort Worth
Main Topics: Cars, humor, music, “dope report,” radio nostalgia

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Episode Overview

This hour marks the show’s lively return to 97.1 The Eagle after a three-year absence, blending its signature mix of car talk, irreverent banter, music, and unique perspectives on news and culture. The hosts interact with callers to appraise cars on air, reminisce about past shows, and tease upcoming segments like the anticipated “dope report” and quirky headlines. The show’s tone is candid, jokey, and energetic, with John Clay Wolfe and his co-hosts Bobo/Bob Floyd, JD Ryan, and Turley riffing on everything from Valentine’s Day gift-giving mistakes to competitive car buying.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Return to The Eagle & Nostalgia (02:11–03:00, 06:43–07:12)

• John Clay Wolfe addresses the show’s return after three years, noting they’re back “on the Eagle, the rock of Dallas-Fort Worth.”
• Caller reactions make clear the show has many loyal, nostalgic fans:

  “There was a guy on the Eagle Saturday mornings. He smoked dope. He was cool.” (04:36)

2. Comedy and Banter: Starbucks Story & Illness (02:48–04:09)

• John humorously complains about his Starbucks order and riffs with his co-hosts about service from a barista with a “half arm,” ultimately turning it into a joke about self-sufficiency and digestive woes.
• “If I go to [the] bathroom and I blow out in the middle of all this, you guys just carry on...” (03:36)
• The show’s atmosphere is off-the-cuff and self-deprecating with playful ribbing among hosts.

3. Car Talk: On-Air Appraisals & Selling Process (05:17–06:16, 08:54–17:22, 27:31–30:59)

• Core content is live car valuations. Wolfe reiterates he buys cars directly from callers, often beating CarMax and local dealers.

• Examples of Appraisals:

  • 2013 Camry Hybrid — $12,500 offer; caller told to submit details via the website (09:53).
  • 2013 Nissan Altima S — Estimated at $9,000–$10,000, instructing caller to upload VIN and photos (16:10).
  • 2005 Corvette (40k miles) — CarMax offered $22k, Wolfe offers $23k to beat competition (21:50).
  • 2015 Range Rover Sport — Caller seeks $80k, CarMax gave $70k, Wolfe offers $75k, deal is made (30:27).
  • 98 Chevy with 200,000 miles — “It’s worth about $3 dollars, maybe 4. What do you want?” (27:31)

• Explains the GiveMeTheVIN.com process: upload VIN, photos, receive offers, and get paid quickly.

• Memorable Quip:

  “Kelly Blue balls will let you down. But we come to your house with a check.” (05:56)

4. Music, Radio Format, and Station Politics (13:36–15:01, 14:09)

• Wolfe bemoans the requirement to play more music during the show on The Eagle; he prefers talk and car buying but plays along, even threatening to play “songs I wanna play,” like Willie Nelson.
• Funny moment: “If you don’t like Willy, screw you. You’re a communist. You’re not even a tea partyer. You’re just a straight-up communist.” (14:44)
• Bobo jokes about being a “big FM DJ” (10:34), and the hosts poke fun at radio format politics.

5. The “Dope Report” & Bob Floyd Segment (24:07–33:26)

• The long-teased “Dope Report” returns, presented by Bobo’s alter ego Bob Floyd, originally a fan favorite.
• Delivers a satirical overview of the illegal drug trade’s economic trends—hydroponic Colorado weed beating “old-school” Texas brick, meth as “the new cocaine,” and tongue-in-cheek advice about making and selling drugs.
• Notable lines:

  “If you're smart and living remotely, you can literally make this stuff yourself. And that's most assuredly a for profit venture all the way around. So don't be afraid to embrace chemistry and do keep a fire extinguisher handy.” (31:54) “Let's make some dollars and live life high. This is Bob Floyd and you keep token.” (33:22)

6. Fake News, Bizarre Headlines, and Personal Updates (07:01–08:16, 25:26–25:49)

• Debunking Viral Fake News: They reference a Facebook story about a lottery winner dying of a cocaine overdose, clarify it's fake, but share a real anecdote about a friend who drank himself to death after winning $28 million.
• Quirky Headlines Teased: Discussion about Johnny Manziel and his girlfriend, Scion car brand issues, and a Wisconsin man blaming “beer-battered fish” for a drunk driving stop.
• Personal Sidenotes: John warns against buying a Snuggie for a wife for Valentine’s (“does not get you laid”), with the hosts riffing on Valentine’s expectations. (11:48–12:31)

7. Caller Interactions & Running Gags (08:28–12:57, throughout)

• Callers are often longtime listeners who welcome the show back, ask for car bids, or just want to chat.
• Wolfe and crew keep the tone light, teasing, and friendly—sometimes pushing boundaries:

  “The good thing about dating a pregnant girl? You're not going to knock her up.” (22:30)

• GivemetheVIN.com’s tagline:

  “So easy you can do it in your underwear.” (13:08, 17:22)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “Kelly Blue balls will let you down. But we come to your house with a check.”
  (John, 05:56)

• “We’ll buy expensive cars. The dope report is coming up in uno momento.”
  (John, 27:53)

• Bob Floyd’s Dope Report Sign-Off:

  “Let's make some dollars and live life high. This is Bob Floyd and you keep token.” (33:22)

• On show nostalgia:

  “Sound like you, Bobble. You were on with it.” – “Yeah, I was. I was.” (04:47)

• On music and radio:

  “If you don’t like Willy, screw you. You’re a communist.” (14:47)

• Snuggie Valentine’s Fail:

  “Do not get your wife a Snuggie for Valentine’s Day. ...That does not get you laid.” (11:48)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 02:11 – Show return, Eagle nostalgia
• 05:17 – Car buying process explained
• 09:00–17:22 – Various on-air car appraisals and discussions
• 13:36 – Debates about music vs. talk on the show
• 24:07–25:15 – “Dope report” intro and explanation
• 31:24–33:22 – Full 2016 Winter Dope Report (Bob Floyd segment)

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Final Thoughts

Hour 1 brims with quick-witted banter, listener engagement, and satirical takes on cars, radio, drugs, and culture—always edgy but affable. The return to radio feels like both a reunion and a continuation, with John Clay Wolfe at the helm, driving fast-paced, unconventional entertainment that both car insiders and the casually curious can enjoy.

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Transcript

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf and Tripping Daisy right here on 97.1. The eagle, the rock of Dallas Fort Worth. Step into a Slim Jim. What up, Bob? What's going on, man? Not much. Just got my damn coffee at Starbucks. From the gal with the half arm and the thumb.

[D]

Don't make fun of her, man.

[B]

I'm not making fun of her, but I need her to please get the sweet and lows right.

[D]

Oh, my Lord. This is your biggest problem.

[B]

It's a real. I mean, there's no reason to Buy three dollar coffee if it ain't set up right.

[D]

Okay, so. And she doesn't put enough. She's a sweet and low.

[B]

Didn't put any.

[D]

All right, well.

[C]

Totally unhinges you.

[B]

Don't they?

[D]

What does the fact that she doesn't have a full arm have to do with this equation?

[B]

Because I think it's slowing her down and I wish.

[D]

Slowing her down?

[B]

She's fat.

[D]

I've seen her. She's faster than most people.

[B]

Then hand me the sweet loaf. If I was her and I had a half arm with a thumb on the end of my arm. It'd be hard as hell to open a pack of sweet.

[D]

I know.

[B]

I understand.

[D]

Maybe it is.

[B]

Just hand them to me. I'll do it. I understand what it's like to have a little itis.

[D]

I'll do it myself. Yes, you do. You have an itis.

[B]

Speaking of anitis. If I go to bathroom and I blow out in the middle of all this.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

You guys just carry on. Can you handle.

[D]

Are you really.

[B]

Y' all been doing this? How many years have you been doing this?

[D]

105.

[B]

Okay. Bobo?

[C]

Oh, 30.

[B]

All right. So y' all can do this without. Are you serious? You're sick. It's a 50. 50.

[D]

You may go to the bathroom and. And have an explosion.

[B]

Yeah. And maybe you have to go and leave and go home and go change clothes. You know how like when a baby has a problem.

[D]

I'm with you.

[B]

And you have to go change clothes and take a bath? Man.

[D]

I'm technic color. I got it. I got it.

[B]

I've got something up with me.

[D]

Michael hit a jingle and we'll look it out.

[B]

So y' all 97 yalls role here today is more important than normal. Because you may be driving the ship.

[D]

You be driving the boat.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234-880072-34800, 800 radio. Yes. Dude. We're back. Dude. Been like what, three years? I could hear something. Is that him?

[D]

Like the ex girlfriend? That just won't go away.

[B]

Still. It will be places. Man. I recognize your voice. There was a guy on the Eagle Saturday mornings. He smoked dope. He was cool.

[D]

Sound like you, Bobble. You were on with it.

[C]

Yeah, I was. I was.

[B]

That was me. I wasn't smoking dough.

[D]

No, you weren't.

[B]

But I did talk about it some.

[D]

A lot.

[B]

A lot.

[D]

Quite a bit.

[B]

What we do do that you guys may not remember is we actually buy cars over the radio, which is an odd concept in itself. And no, I don't want your 200,000 mile 98 ranger that you're just getting off the graveya shift at the plant. I mean, I hear you. Everybody's got to make it work.

[C]

Oh, come on.

[D]

Yeah, some guy somewhere going, oh, man.

[B]

I mean, I'll tell you what it's worth, but you ain't gonna like my end of it. If you call now, we are live and we will take your call and answer the telephone o give you a bid on your car. And the bid is good for seven days and I buy them. GiveMeTheEven.com is our website.

[D]

And what do they do when they go to the website?

[B]

Put the vent in. Put the car in.

[D]

Putting the car in.

[B]

Put the car in a couple pictures and my guys will email them an offer letter. We'll give 22,000. We'll give 58, 000. We'll give 1200.

[D]

I'm gonna be the guy.

[B]

32,000.

[D]

How do I get my money? That's cute to say, but Kelly Blue Book gives me a number too.

[B]

Kelly Blue balls will let you down. But we come to your house with a check.

[D]

You come to my house with a check.

[B]

And not some BS check. Not some. Some check that one of our competitors. Two of our competitors. They give you drafts that won't cash. We'll give you a checking run to the bank and hammer a real one, a live one. Or we'll pay off your payoff. Give me the VIN.

[D]

Too good to be true.

[B]

Doctor, come. 800. We got the same number we had three years ago. 800, 800, 7 2.

[D]

I'm sure the Eagle listeners remember three years ago.

[B]

Well, 800, 800 radio is not that hard to remember. You'd be surprised.

[C]

Come on, J.D. some of them do.

[D]

No, no.

[B]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-72-34. You can call in right now and I'll give you a number on your rig.

[D]

Cool, man.

[B]

So what else is coming up on the show besides a lot of music? More music. And then some more music. But what we have, what all do we have? We have Wallace Edwards.

[D]

We have some great news. We talk about Johnny Menzel. We'll talk about the new Scion issues. We have some fun. Fun.

[B]

Scion issues is not sexy.

[D]

No.

[B]

Johnny Manziel's sexy.

[D]

The Powerball win. Died of cocaine overdose. We'll talk about that.

[C]

Jeez.

[D]

That's coming up. I guess you have to listen to the music and tune in later, you.

[C]

Know, all you had to do was not die.

[D]

I know.

[C]

It doesn't matter how much you do. I mean, all you have to do is not die.

[B]

When did the guy die?

[D]

It's a great story. You really want to hear it?

[C]

After he did a bunch of cocaine.

[D]

Teasing it, dude.

[B]

Really?

[D]

You want to do it now?

[B]

Yeah, that. That sounds interesting.

[D]

All right, well, first of all, let me just admit this is a fake story. But it's been going around on Facebook and people are doing it now. I say that to tell you this though, I do know a guy, a real guy, that was a friend of mine who won the lottery about 15 years ago and he is dead. He drank himself to death. But this story's been going around on Facebook. So if you saw a 32 year old James Hugsden, one of three the big lucky winners of the jackpot, won $328 million, did cocaine and had a pile of cocaine and drank, did himself to death. Wow, that didn't happen. I'm positive.

[B]

I just want to JD sneak up in like the Mormon church and try to convert you deals. That's what this is. I always do that. This is what it is. He's pushing his agenda. The rehab.

[D]

I got a friend who really did win the lottery. $28 million and he drank himself to death.

[C]

How long did it take him? Well, actually, I'm just curious. I don't want to say why, but how long?

[D]

I get it.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[E]

Hey, I just wanted to say welcome back and that is the same phone number and glad to have you guys.

[C]

Back on the air.

[E]

Always a fun show. And who's dressed to hear you. How you guys do your job?

[B]

Who. Who this be?

[E]

This is Mike from Fort Worth.

[B]

Mike, so you used to listen to us years ago?

[E]

Oh, yeah, just when I moved here about four years ago.

[B]

Cool, man. Thanks for checking in. We'll be here till 10. Till 10. 800, 800 radio. Who this be?

[E]

Warner Anderson.

[B]

Hi, Mr. Anderson. What can I do for you?

[E]

I got a 2013 Camry Hybrid.

[B]

Oh, I hate hybrids. Didn't you realize that gas is 13 cents a gallon?

[E]

It gets 38 miles in a gallon.

[B]

I know it, but the market on them is just crap right now. Nobody wants them because not just the Camrys, but all of them because the the gas is so cheap. We do love burning our fuel. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

It's leather.

[B]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof? Y so is it XLE or le?

[E]

Xlt.

[B]

Xle. Okay. How many miles?

[E]

Xlt.

[B]

No, that's a Ford truck. Xle, right?

[E]

Yeah, maybe.

[B]

How many miles? It's got everything.

[E]

It's got an A.

[B]

It's loaded. How many miles? How many miles? How many miles?

[E]

It's 38,000. 38 12.

[B]

12,500. 12,500. Go to giveme the vin.com and we'll line it up. I might give a little more, too. 800-800-7234. 8008007234 Rod 1112 F350 King Ranch with 112 as a four wheel drive.

[E]

Yes, it is.

[B]

Is it 31,000 or 30,000?

[E]

31,000.

[B]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com load it up, and I'm gonna. I think I can give 31,000. I think. I think. I know. I'll give 3080-080072-34800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and we are going back into a music set this Saturday morning. Bobbo, you're the big fmdj. You take them in.

[C]

Keep it right here for Dallas Fort Worth Rock on 97 1, the Eagle. And more of John Clay Wolf is on the way.

[B]

Just rail. My soul of the new scene. I feel so unrest. Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-7234 on 97 1, the Eagle. The Rock Dell is Fort Worth. My name's John Clay Wolf. Happy, happy, happy Saturday morning to you. Valentine's Day is tomorrow.

[D]

Tomorrow.

[B]

J.D. ryan, Bob O', Brown, Mike Turley, all here with us this morning. It's good to be back here on the Eagle. I learned something. Do not. Do not get your wife a Snuggie for Valentine's Day. What?

[D]

You didn't really do this.

[B]

I did.

[D]

Why?

[B]

What's wrong with the Snuggie?

[D]

Oh, dear God.

[C]

That's what I'm saying. I bought two of those.

[B]

Did you?

[D]

For you.

[B]

For you.

[D]

For your wasp. For someone you want to see again.

[C]

Well, I'm in between Valentine's. Clearly.

[D]

You bought it for yourself.

[B]

He's got a side chick, you know.

[D]

You did not buy your beautiful wife a Snuggie.

[B]

I didn't get her like the old lady Snuggie. The reverse robe. I got her the one like the kid suit that has the feet in it.

[C]

Oh, that's cool, man. Unless.

[D]

Unless Snuggie comes out with a tea back. It's not cool.

[B]

She didn't like it at all. Sherry's berries, Snuggies. All the. All the stuff you hear about on the radio, man, I just fell for the advertiser. I went, sherry's berries is cool.

[C]

Sherry berries is cool.

[B]

If you're like me and you fall for advertising, go to givemethe.vin.com. givemethe vin.com. we'll buy your car. Or just call us in right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'll bid your car on the air. For those of y' all who don't know why I'm here this Saturday morning and recognize us, it's been three years. It's the same show. I buy cars on the Buy cars. I buy cars from you people.

[D]

Give me. Give me a check.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 20,000, 30,000, 50,500. Whatever it is. We buy and sell 100 cars a week, and I buy cars from you guys, and you can go to givemetheven.com.

[D]

And you don't sell me a car.

[B]

No, don't want to sell you nothing. I do have a dealer network I can hook you up with that will accept my offer to get you on your trade. And we beat CarMax all the time, so that's. We're just another buyer. We're like what CarMax does in the air, online. You don't have to see anybody. You don't have to talk to anybody. You just. Hey, you know what it is, John? So easy. You can do it from your underwear. That's a good tagline. We should go with that. It's so easy. You should do it from your underwear.

[D]

Underwear? Yeah.

[B]

You sit at home punching your computer. What are you playing, Turley or where you're.

[D]

Snuggie.

[B]

What are you playing? Turley. Well, that was. What am I playing? What was that? That was a Little Gasoline by Soundgarden. Oh, wow. Fitting. Yeah. I was gonna play this song, though, because you told me to play it, but I didn't know if this would work on the Eagle. What song? Oh, hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. Absolutely. Man, I've had so many conversations this week about music.

[D]

Well, Willie's a Texas tradition.

[C]

It's been nice being on the Eagle for two hours. Excellent. I can. I can hear the programming Nazi now.

[D]

See you guys in three years.

[C]

Well, John, you can. You know, we can. I. I got you the deal. You can be on the Eagle. You can do your two hours Saturday morning, but you're gonna have to. You're gonna have to play songs during the show. What? I don't want to play songs. It was a car show. I'm trying to buy cars. I'm on the stage to buy cars. I like songs on 97.1 the Eagle. Well, it's 97. 1 the Eagle job.

[D]

Don't put the point in there. I don't care.

[C]

Big vomit. What if I play songs? I'm gonna play with songs I wanna play. What if I wanted to listen to some willy?

[B]

Big vomit?

[C]

Which willy is that? We don't play really country music on the Eagle. I'm not playing.

[B]

I like Willy.

[C]

If you don't like willy, screw you.

[B]

You're a communist. You're not even a tea partyer. You're just a straight up communist.

[D]

John gets a little hyper.

[C]

So it's been nice. It's like Steve Martin's old $20 million first gig joke. One gig. Goodbye.

[D]

Goodbye.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234-800800-72348. 800 radio is the call in number. Put them on hold. Put them on hold. Put them on hold. 800, 800 radio. Then you put them on hold. Now.

[D]

Now.

[B]

Okay. She's not going to do that. So. We did the dope report. We did the. No, the dope report's coming up, John. We gotta do the dope report. Yes. Oh, good. Good. Zach, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, how you guys doing?

[B]

I am good. What you got, man?

[E]

I got a 2013 Nissan Altima S. Got the mileage to it, though.

[B]

Heavy miles?

[E]

60,6000.

[B]

Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

No.

[B]

Alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[E]

Highway wheels.

[B]

It does have alloy wheels. Most of them don't.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What color?

[E]

It's like a charcoal gray.

[B]

Charcoal gray. Just a rig with 60. It's 9,000, 8,000. 9,000. How much is it?

[E]

What was that?

[B]

I don't know. I'm thinking out loud. Eight or nine grand. Nine grand.

[E]

Nine grand?

[B]

Yeah. What do you think? All right. Yeah.

[E]

Maybe about, you know, nine or ten.

[B]

Nine to ten. Nine to ten. We sound. I'm sound like I'm talking from a stoner from Denver. I don't know. You know, nine to ten? Yeah, man, nine to ten. Go to get. Go to. To give me the VIN. Take the VIN number, go to givemetheven.com. that's my website. Put the VIN number in, push me a couple of pictures. Say you hit me at nine grand on the air. I'll take ten. Here's the pictures. We'll write back, yes, we'll give ten or no, we will not give ten.

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[E]

All right, cool. I can do that.

[B]

Give me the vin.com. thanks, man. Thanks. Zach.

[C]

Tell us your car. Give me the bin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

That sucks. Have you not heard?

[D]

Honestly had that Purdue Babo did it.

[C]

Who's the hired geek? You got to do that.

[B]

That is great. Play it again.

[C]

No, that's your car.

[D]

Don't give me the bin.

[E]

Com.

[C]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

I think I need to get that reproduced. Unless we should leave it that quality, I think. Is that the comedic value in it? I think that adds to it. It's just. It's so great.

[C]

Just a damn minute now, man. I wasn't trying to make it funny. This is like a. Like a powerful selling tool. Like a. Like a device to bring attention to, you know, that's what a Gene Trophy Trophy.

[D]

Trophy's barbecue and Boot Town. The Boot Town.

[B]

You did it. Good. One more time. Hang on, I wanna hear this.

[C]

No, sell us your car. Give me the B. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

So what that means is we do it very simply and you don't ever have to meet anyone. You don't have to talk to anyone. We'll come to you and pick up your car. I like it. Bob, I think you did wonderful.

[C]

We went back and forth between.

[B]

Who's the high pitched woman voice that's layered in?

[C]

Oh, that's Wendy Hill.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

That's a chick that I work with. Is she 14 or 17 on another of these North Texas stations?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, what have you got? We got 42 seconds.

[D]

Well, we have. We can talk about chocolate.

[B]

That's all the time we had. And my name is John Clay Wolf. We've had such boy We've got a.

[D]

Saturday Night Live bit we're fixing to play.

[B]

Side one, side two of. No, we're gonna play that. The C and D side of album two of Physical Graffiti in its entirety. Coming up next. We'll be back at 9:20.

[D]

Right.

[B]

I'm just. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Rocking. It's. It's mandatory Metallica here on the Eagle. It's mandatory Metallica. My name is John Clay Wolf and we're rocking out Metallica. Well, we've had some nice calls this morning.

[D]

We have.

[B]

Nice to be back here on the Eagle. It is back to be on the air in Dallas for Oregon.

[D]

Somebody would tell me 30 years ago I'd be back on the Eagle. I'd be like, what? Okay.

[B]

No way.

[D]

So insert your punchline here.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Or you can get your car bid online by our sponsor. By our sponsor, givemetheven.com givemetheven.com it's a little more than a sponsor, but there's a little. It's powered by.

[D]

But if you're looking to sell your car for those that may little cross, maybe have never heard of it before.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

We buy cars.

[B]

Literally. Literally. No messing around here. And we don't talk much on the radio because we like the songs. We love the music. Turley, what's up next?

[C]

Hang on.

[B]

We love the callers too. Caller, Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, I was calling. I got a 2005 Corvette with 40k miles.

[B]

You're supposed to start off with John. My God, I'm so glad you're back on the Eagle. Where the hell have you been? My life is not been complete.

[D]

Okay, easy Haas.

[B]

What? What you got?

[E]

I got 05.

[B]

What?

[E]

Corvette.

[B]

Corvette. Okay.

[E]

With 40K miles on it. I took it to Great Mind Ford and they gave me a quote for 2100 and. Or 21.

[B]

You mean 21,000.

[D]

She means 21,000. She's nervous. Come on. It's the radio.

[E]

And I went to Carmax and they gave me 22,000 for a thing. So how could I get Great Von Ford to give me 22,000 for my.

[B]

So you want them to give you 20. So CarMax gave you more than Great Bun Ford on trade.

[D]

Why don't you just sell it to CarMax?

[B]

Well, because. Are you wanting to trade in? Is that the reason?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. I got you.

[B]

I got you. Well, I know Ch Chaz over there. Great Von Ford do this. I'll give you if it's nice. How nice? On a scale of one to ten. How nice? Real nice. Okay, I'll give you 22,000. Five hit with 40. Hell, I'm better than both of them. I'll give you 23. Tell Chaz over at Great Vine. Ford. I'll give you 23,000. And you can do the In N Out over there. And I'll pick it up from him. So you're. You've got a bid of 23,000 with me.

[D]

She doesn't know what in and out is.

[B]

She doesn't need to know it.

[D]

Okay, cool. Just say that.

[B]

Have any babies? Do you have any kids?

[E]

No, I have one on the way. Which is?

[B]

She knows what In n Out is. Then we're going to do an In n Out with Chaz over there. Grapevine Ford.

[D]

That didn't sound good.

[B]

But the good news is, you know what the good thing is about dating a pregnant girl? You're not going to knock her up. But I will give you 23 for your vet. And tell Chaz Wolf's got it covered and it's all good. Okay?

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Thanks.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800.

[D]

Yes. Maybe you should introduce Bobo.

[C]

Get you taken care of, baby.

[B]

Bobo doesn't need introduction.

[D]

No introduction?

[B]

Okay. Baba need an introduction?

[C]

I don't think so. Not really. I had the strangest dream this morning when I got up really early to be on the Eagle. Yeah. Dallas rock. The Eagles. 971.

[B]

The Rock of Dallas, Fort Worth.

[C]

I dreamed I was talking to Bill Murray, but it wasn't Bill Murray. He was. He was actually Carl Spackler from Cadysac. He says to me, he says, don't be nervous, Bible, because you've always. You've always been meant to be on the Eagle.

[D]

He said that? When.

[C]

When the audience hears you on the Eagle. Dallas rock. The eagle. 97. Won the eagle?

[B]

No, the Rock of Dallas. For work.

[C]

They will attain total consciousness. That's what he said. So when I felt a lot better about it. So I went ahead and came in because I was gonna call in Drunk man, you know, Again. No, I mean, when I'm nervous, I do that.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

So turned out all right.

[B]

How many years has it been? Three, man.

[C]

It's been a while.

[B]

They sent me some numbers. I think it was three years ago.

[D]

Who's they?

[B]

When we. Other people. The Eagle.

[D]

Okay, so you. Numbers about what?

[B]

The Eagle.

[D]

Okay. What about him?

[B]

33 minutes. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

It can't be time to break.

[B]

No, it's not time to break, but it could be close. So Baba, what do you have in your shoeshine box for me this morning?

[C]

We got some very cool stuff. There's a new dope report just been released.

[D]

Oh boy.

[B]

Oh boy.

[C]

So, yeah, late winter dope report.

[B]

When are we going to. Is that ready? Cuz I'm will be coming up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Not enough time. No, we should do that next segment when everybody comes back after the music in the 9 o' clock hour. After the music. Right here on 97.1 the Eagle, the rock of Dallas Fort Worth.

[D]

We have music.

[B]

Lots. Oh, this is music.

[D]

Lots of.

[B]

Of music. We were playing the hits this morning.

[D]

Dude, I love that.

[B]

Wake everybody up.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Hey, bring me that rock and roll you got sitting over there next to your night chest. Baby doll. I'm going to show you a trick.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Daddy's going to rise again.

[B]

So the dope report, for those of y' all who haven't heard it, do you have an old one queued up early? No, not enough time to do it right. There's not enough time for anything, is there? The dope report is from Bob, what's his name?

[C]

Bob Floyd, that's me. You know you can't be Bobble all the time, right? Yeah, this is something that I do. So I mean it's a. It's almost like a. Just a quick look at. At the economic substrata of the illicit drug market as we know it in the state of.

[D]

With a humorous twist. Yes. And we'll also talk about Johnny Manziel's girlfriend. The latest with that, that's new. We also have the Scion Diona Scion. While they're pulling the plug on those. And also a man who claimed he smelled like alcohol got stopped in Wisconsin by the police. Says it was because he ate a beer battered fish. We have that story coming up. And so much more. And so much more.

[B]

So much more with that, with that, with that tooth you're missing. Queer. A little lip you can do the best game.

[D]

Do not call me queer anymore. I think you think it's gone.

[B]

No, I know. Well, the lisp is gone. But you could play a good gay man.

[D]

Absolutely. I could absolutely play good gay guy.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, we buy cars online right now. And Give me the VIN. VIN Vehicle Identification Number. Give me the VIN.com. put your VIN number in and Your miles, and we will email you an offer on your rig. We'll beat anybody, and we'll come to your house, pick it up, your office, whatever. That's what we do. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio right here on 97. 1, the eagle, the car of Dallas Fort Worth.

[D]

Whatever happened to mom?

[C]

His name's J.D.

[B]

Ryan. His name's Bob Floyd. And we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show, 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723-4. Right here on 97. On the Eagle. Just a 98 Chevy with 200,000 miles is worth about $3 dollars, maybe 4. What do you want? It's not. It's not worth the money that we're wasting on the radio right now. But what do you take for it?

[E]

What's that?

[B]

You take 3 or 400 for it?

[E]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah. All right. Bye.

[E]

I'll just try to get a rain.

[C]

You got it.

[B]

50. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[D]

Normally, they go a lot smoother than that.

[B]

No, no. Normally you bought.

[D]

What's the most expensive car you ever bought?

[B]

100. 150. No, the most expensive. About 250. Yeah.

[D]

$250,000.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

We'll buy expensive, good cars.

[B]

We'll buy expensive cars. The dope report is coming up in uno momento. 4, 4, 4. We need to hear that. So Bob Floyd is. Baba. Are you going to transform yourself to Bob Floyd for us?

[C]

Yeah, that's. You know, you can't be Bobble all the time.

[D]

You're Bob. You're Bob Floyd now, right?

[C]

Well, hey, I can be serious, man.

[B]

This was an old crowd pleaser from way back in the day, and we haven't done this in two or three years. And it's one of my favorites. Sometimes when I do that to Bob, he really screws up and just. And, yeah, not Bobbo.

[D]

No.

[B]

We'll see.

[C]

Hey, what are you talking about, man?

[B]

So the dope report is like a Cheech and Chong spin off. Because. Because, Bob, I'm going to give you a minute to get it together. I want to grab this. Speaking of expensive cars, I want to grab this real quick. Hey, Brett, put that one on hold. There you go. Sean, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, hi, John.

[B]

I like these rovers. You've got a 15 Rover Sport. Is it. Is it the solid color or the two tone color?

[E]

It's solid color.

[B]

Okay, what color?

[E]

White.

[B]

White. White. That is a good color. 15 Rover Sport. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[E]

I have a payoff on it.

[B]

You sound young to be driving that deep because this is 100 grand or new. How did you afford this? Do you have. Are you well endowed and you're somebody's boy toy?

[E]

You're asking a lot of questions, John. Are you a fed?

[C]

No, I think he's a dealer, man.

[B]

A 15 Rover Sport with 13,000 miles. So it's a supercharged short body with the slanty ass end, right?

[E]

That's the one.

[B]

Okay, what do you want for it? I mean, it's a. It's a sticker on the rig is like 102 if I remember right. Triple net cost is right at 80. 79, man.

[E]

Well, I tell you what, I'll eliminate a little bit of the guesswork for you because I've already done some of the work on getting an offer already.

[B]

I don't need all that. How much you want for it?

[E]

Well, I've been to Carmax and they offered me 70 grand for it.

[B]

70 grand? Did you take it?

[E]

Well, I'm calling you, aren't I?

[B]

Okay, you are, you are, you are. What's it take to buy it? Because I'd like to buy it and I'm better than them. I advertise to everybody. I'll beat carmax or send you 100. With a guy like this, I need to beat carmax or send him a thousand because he's riding security.

[D]

He thinks you're a fed.

[B]

Right. So what's it take to buy to 71? Buy it. 72. Buy it. I like. I buy and sell. I buy and sell these a lot. I'm very, well, well versed on these rigs.

[E]

I mean, I'd like to get, you know, somewhere around 80 grand for it.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, I'd like. I'd like to lose some weight too, but it hadn't helped me.

[E]

What do you offer?

[B]

I'll give you 70. 4. 5.

[E]

74 5?

[B]

Yeah. It's a 15 Rover Sport with 13,000 miles. White with all the goodies. What was sticker on?

[E]

What? If you can bump to 75?

[B]

I can bump to 75 if it's a nice car, if it's got any paint work, it's got any damage history deals off. But if Carmax hit it at 70. If CarMax already inspected it and hit it at 70. I'm gonna be fine at 75. I'll get 75 grand. So we have a deal sir?

[E]

Done.

[B]

Done. Okay. Go to givemetheven.com put sold this to John per radio call. 75 grand. Here's the VIN, here's the picks.

[D]

Thanks.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Or you can just do that. Give me the VIN. Vin.com now. Ladies and gentlemen, the all anticipated 2016 wintertime dope report by yours truly, Bob Floyd. Sorry.

[C]

Time to take stock of the best buys and even better strategies of the deal for dealers in the know during the last phase of 1Q16. It's time for the dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. First up, if you're in the biz, unless you're doing it for free supply, your primary objective is stacking dollars. And the climate for quick turnaround on all kinds of grass has never been better. Let's take a look at today's trends in pie, brother. After just over three years of total legality in the Rocky Mountain state, what most law enforcement in Texas are noting is a skyrocketing trend in mass quantities of high powered hydroponic, concentrated and or infinitesimally superior quality marijuana being transported down the US 287 corridor. And that's a big mixed bag for old school dealers in the Lone Star State. On the bad end, you're not going to find better quality grass than what's being carted in from Colorado. So competition on the quality front is fierce. But if you look on the high side, with the oil field dragging local economies into the crapper, who can afford the typical $80 per gram markup for the really good stuff being carted in? That's right, you can still score your standard half pound of plain old Mexican cent for around $400 if you've held onto your 80s connections senior. And it's gonna continue to move right on out for upwards of 120 on the Oz right through to summer. And that's a gross profit of $500 per haul. So stay friendly with your son in law Chet or the guys from your lawn service and keep cleaning up on the low rent smokers. You know, and speaking of the oil field, less jobs and sporadic production means that a handful of highly skilled pumpers and deer cans are working record hours in a week. So it's true that what they're saying about methamphetamines being the new cocaine because not only is there an immense demand and a clientele who will absolutely become the most reliable return customers known to man. If you're smart and living remotely, you can literally make this stuff yourself. And that's most assuredly a for profit venture all the way around. So don't be afraid to embrace chemistry and do keep a fire extinguisher handy. And let's pay off that mortgage in time for spring break. And there's our late winter dope report. Let's make some dollars and live life high. This is Bob Floyd and you keep token.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember givemethe vin.com that is the end of today's program, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, remember, as we talked about early do not get your wife a Snuggie for Valentine's. That does not get you laid. No, not this year. Not if she's under 67 years old. My name is John Clay Wolf. We are powered by GiveMeTheVan.com 247 all week long. We will see you next Saturday right here on 97. 1 the Eagle.

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