#131 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #131 (February 13, 2026)

Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Date: February 13, 2026
Episode Theme:
A free-wheeling, irreverent, and laugh-filled Saturday morning ride covering cars, small-town crime, psychedelic toads, wild callers, rock 'n' roll, sports, and plenty of unscripted banter. The crew fields car offers on-air, riffs about pop culture and local weirdness, and welcomes listeners from new affiliate stations across Texas and beyond.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode delivers John Clay Wolfe’s signature blend of automotive advice, dealership-insider laughs, small-town Texas madness, and unfiltered comedy. Regulars Bobbo, J.D., Turley, DJ Pre K, and more join John as calls pour in, ranging from car sales pitches to stories about licking psychedelic frogs in tiny towns. Alongside cars and commerce, the show detours into discussions on rock music, family chaos, strip clubs, pop culture, and local news oddities. On-air deals are cut, jokes fly, and the unpredictable, community-driven energy never flags.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Psychedelic Toads, Iguana Licking, and Small-Town Mania

• The show opens with news of an odd police bust in Bowie, Texas: a sting involving meth, weed, and a “toxic toad” used for its hallucinogenic properties.
• The team jokes about previous discussions on licking lizards and trippy animal behavior as a clip from “Randy the Chipmunk” claims that “raccoons are all meth head tweakers” and “iguanas are lifetime acid freaks.”
  Notable moment:

  “If you look at an iguana in the eye, you'll trip your nuts off.” — Randy the Chipmunk (03:16)

• The crew recounts real and imagined stories of “toad licking” culture, blending truth and local legend in classic John Clay Wolfe style.

2. On-the-Air Car Bids & GiveMeTheVIN’s Unique Pitch

• Listeners call in from across Texas and new markets (Midland, Corpus Christi, Baton Rouge) to bid or sell their cars live.
• John reiterates his CarMax “price beat or $100 guarantee”—adding humor, competitiveness, and urgency to the process.
• High-mileage trucks, collectible sports cars, and even flood-damaged vehicles get quick-fire evaluations, with callers sometimes surprised at rapid, direct offers.
• DJ Pre K is regularly enlisted as the in-house “white-black” consultant, providing comedic takes on whether vehicle customizations are “ghetto” or “straight.”
• John’s team explains their streamlined VIN/plate-number bid system, pushing for more business and hiring announcements.

3. Musical Nostalgia & Rock Debates

• Bobo and John spar over which Van Halen singer reigns supreme and dissect “the evolution” of the band’s style:

  “Sammy Hagar Van Halen is almost like traffic music. Serious rock and roll.” – Bobbo (27:01)

• The crew riffs about classic bands—Chicago, Foreigner, and others—often seguing into tangents about rock documentaries and the quirks of Peter Cetera’s vocals (“balls in a vice”).

4. Listener Stories, Family Wackiness, & Small-Town Oddities

• Callers pitch weird cars (e.g., a flood-damaged Mercedes, an 87 Econoline van with turbo), recount sales horror stories, or simply show off.
• A running subplot involves John’s fictional “Aunt Fetterman” who nags him for money due to convoluted, in-law family dramas.
• The team finds comedic gold in analyzing local news “mug shots” from the Bowie bust, recognizing old party acquaintances and debating which suspects “look like models.”

5. Donald Trump, Stormy Daniels, and Strip Club “Insider Info”

• Hannah the Stripper calls in to weigh on Trump’s Stormy Daniels affair, bringing a mix of playful satire and faux “insider” stories from her world.
• “Rush Limbaugh” (impersonator) also weighs in with takes ranging from political to risqué, linking the week’s headlines back to the show’s car-selling and Southern culture.

6. White, Black, Latino, or Other? DJ Pre K’s Game Show Bit

• DJ Pre K hosts the recurring “race-guessing” bit based on call-in car details.
• In this episode, the rapper “Montana Mills” is revealed as “biracial – probably black and Dominican,” ensuring no one wins the “guess the race” competition.
  Quote:

  “I’m just white chocolate, man.” – DJ Pre K (84:39)

7. Market Expansion and Shoutouts to New Affiliates

• John welcomes new listeners in Midland, Corpus Christi, Killeen/Fort Hood, and more, collecting feedback, hearing regional stories, and entertaining calls from local characters (including a watermelon farmer with a very high-mileage truck).

8. Automotive Marketplace Real Talk

• John repeatedly reminds “dreamer” callers that not every car is worth “Barrett-Jackson money,” and older, high-mileage, or mismatched vehicles (especially if customized or missing key features) usually fetch less than owners imagine.
• The team’s deep bench of dealership, auction, and logistics experience pops up with stories of flip-phone deals, mailed car photos, “as is” picks, and gentle ribbing of “project car” hopefuls.

9. Sports, Rock Antics & Closing Banter

• The final hour(s) touch on sports (NFL playoffs, the passing of Keith Jackson), more classic rock memories, and wackiness around the hiring process and listener parties.
• John teases February’s Houston Listener Party (“sell that bitch” T-shirts promised), discusses buying RVs and motorcycles, and re-ups the “we buy anything” pitch.
• The last stretch packs in music quizzes, calls from oddball regulars, more wild local news, and random trivia (e.g., notorious small-town personalities and their tenuous brushes with fame).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Licking Toads & Small-Town Weirdness:

  “Who we know in Bowie, Texas? ... My old hometown.” – John (01:31)
  “This is part of the really innovative mindset of our tweakers up in Montec County.” – Bobbo (42:57)

• On DJ Pre K’s Auction Debut & Cultural Identity:

  “Red fur coat, red high top shoes, and a red puma hat... I had plenty of people digging...” – DJ Pre K (20:54)
  “I’m just white chocolate, man.” – DJ Pre K (84:39)

• Car-Buying Wisdom:

  “If you buy a car and hold a car, it’s got to have big old boobs, and big boobs come in V8s, not fours and not sixes.” – John (79:46)
  “Our average cost of car is very expensive. But these older cars... everyone watches Barrett-Jackson and thinks their car is worth $30,000. It's worth seven.” – John (35:04)

• Family Drama:

  “She had a child, his illegitimate child. And she named him John Clay Fetterman because she liked me.” – John (46:39)

• On the Erotic & Outrageous:

  “Stormy was filming a movie in Spokane... She met Donald Trump at a golf course. Because strippers play lots of golf.” – Hannah the Stripper (74:04)

• On the Unique Listeners:

  “If you have a car in your driveway and the engine has ever spent more than one week on a cherry picker, probably don’t call me.” – John (34:02)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:04 – 05:35: Cold open, car buying banter, and start of “toxic toad” bust in Bowie, TX.
• 10:00 – 15:00: Call-in car bids; listener party announcement.
• 17:20 – 21:20: Quick-fire calls and DJ Pre K’s Dallas auction experience.
• 36:34 – 44:50: Extended riff on Bowie’s “toxic toad” and mugshot analysis.
• 54:06 – 56:53: Tweaker stereotypes and how not to sell your ultra-modified old project car.
• 61:52 – 63:55: Michael McDonald prank call; hiring pitch.
• 68:23 – 76:00: Discussion of Trump, Stormy Daniels, and Hannah the Stripper’s story.
• 78:13 – 82:17: Music trivia, more car auctions, “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” game.
• 90:14 – 91:27: Randy the Chipmunk on fat squirrels and chipmunk reparation.
• 103:13 – 104:13: DJ Pre K’s haters, death threats, and Party City disguises.
• 118:09 – 120:35: More on “ghetto or not” car personalization.
• 121:51 – 125:27: Dealer shoutouts, building a southern region dealer network, and Rush Limbaugh on the week’s politics.
• 155:05 – 158:21: Sports recap, NFL playoffs, “this week in football.”

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Overall Tone & Style

Playful, Southern, unfiltered, and improvisational: The banter runs the full range from dirty jokes, blue-collar wisdom, and rock nostalgia to automotive expertise and local community engagement. There's a deep sense of camaraderie and inside-joke rapport among the hosts, with callers encouraged to bring their own slice of weirdness. The crew doesn't shy away from any subject (except, per John, "stuff that'll get us fined by the FCC"), ping-ponging between pop culture, current events, automotive advice, political impressions, and local news oddities with gleeful irreverence.

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For First-Time Listeners

Whether you’re a car nut, nostalgia fan, or just enjoy a wild, unscripted ride through the cultural detritus of Texas and beyond, The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers a mix of real-world advice, outrageous characters, and the kind of jaw-dropping stories only found off the interstate. From psychedelic toads to a strip club’s take on presidential controversy, it’s a show where anything can (and does) happen. Don’t expect polished, PC radio; do expect to laugh—and maybe sell your car in the process.

Transcript

[A]

Givemethe vin.com givemethe. Vin.com presents Crank It Up.

[B]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[A]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Good song, Turley. Rock and roll.

[D]

Love it.

[C]

Little Joe Walsh in the morning.

[E]

Lord, lord, Joe Walsh.

[C]

J.D. ryan.

[E]

I still wanted to go to his bar.

[C]

How are you feeling, man?

[D]

What?

[C]

How are you feeling? Marvelous.

[E]

I'm feeling better. Thank God. First I had the cold, then I had the flu. Because you can't be up here walking through the buyer's office and not get something. It's just gonna jump on you. It just is.

[F]

Speaking of jumping on you.

[E]

Yes?

[F]

As soon as we left the show last week, what was the big headline that we saw across the news wire?

[E]

Do not believe this. Let me pull it up here real quick. It is warrant sweep nets. Eight arrests. Meth, weed and toxic toad in Bowie, Texas. Bowie, Texas. Who do we know?

[D]

I'm just trying to think.

[E]

Who we know in Bowie, Texas.

[C]

My old hometown.

[E]

Oh, that's who we know that lives in Bowie. And opening day of 2018 has been productive for the Bowie Police Department. Push against Ted Knight. All of a sudden, against drug trafficking within the city. With eight suspects arrested, there was a moment that I. Then they're all listed here in all their pictures. I looked for somebody that we know. His picture, but it wasn't there.

[C]

You didn't see me in there, did you?

[E]

Something new was thrown into the mix. Known as the bufo or buffo, I'm not sure. B U F O Toad.

[B]

Bufo.

[E]

I think Bufo the frog is known for releasing a toxin through its skin that reportedly has hallucinogenic properties.

[G]

I don't know.

[E]

Didn't we talk about something?

[F]

Well, Randy.

[D]

Yes.

[F]

Randy was talking about the lizards.

[D]

It was the camille. Now, what are the big ones? Big fat iguanas.

[H]

Yeah.

[F]

In fact, we have that. You want to hear the replay?

[E]

Let me finish this. Because it relates. People can lick the toad and allegedly experience the results.

[D]

Lick the toad? You've done that? A few times about after closing time. Or maybe that's what they said about you. Yeah. Play it.

[G]

But, you know these lizards falling out of trees?

[E]

Iguanas.

[G]

Iguanas have been falling off of stuff forever. It's part of that whole iguana thing. No, I mean, you know, like, dogs love to drink beer.

[E]

Dogs drink beer.

[G]

You know that.

[D]

No, I didn't.

[G]

You ever give your dog beer?

[E]

I know. I don't.

[G]

He'll drink it.

[E]

I don't give.

[G]

They love it.

[C]

All right.

[G]

They Love it the most.

[E]

All right.

[G]

And us chipmunks will fire up a doobie. You know, just chilling.

[E]

That I believe.

[G]

Keeping it real. And raccoons are all meth head tweakers.

[D]

I did not know that.

[G]

But reptiles, yeah. And especially the iguanas.

[E]

Iguanas?

[G]

Yeah. They're like lifetime acid freaks.

[C]

No.

[G]

Yes, they are. Like, you know, if you look at iguana in the eye, right? You'll trip your nuts off. Why? It's true.

[E]

Well, their eyes get.

[G]

That's all iguanas do is lay around and lick each other in the eye. Listen to Pink Floyd going, if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? I don't even know what the hell that's supposed to mean, but that's what acid does. One time, my friend Rusty, he went to the Renaissance Fair and licked this lizard in the eye. Cause it's all part of the act, you know. He's watching the stand up recitation. And this lizard girl named the Lady Yafina, she goes like, lickest thou me in mine eye and ye shall see visions of thyself in Avalon.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[G]

And Rusty was already high at the time, right? Of course. And he really bought into all that mystical Dungeons and Dragons talk. So long story short, he done it. Licked her right in the eye.

[D]

Okay.

[G]

And we didn't see Rusty for like four months.

[D]

Where did he go?

[G]

He went and joined the Rennies.

[E]

Oh, the Renaissance people.

[G]

He went and joined the Rennies and became like young Goodman Rust Beaver, the Mad Monk of the Nut Forest or something like that. And him and the Lady Yafina.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Whose real name was Christy.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

They dated for like a year and a half.

[D]

Messed him up, man.

[G]

He lost his house.

[E]

No.

[G]

He lost his car.

[E]

He didn't have a car.

[G]

He lost everything.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[G]

He didn't care. He's walked around in sandals.

[D]

Who was saying the thing about if you don't eat your meat?

[G]

The iguanas.

[D]

And what did he say?

[G]

They're all acid freaks.

[E]

Iguanas are acid freaks. That's why they're falling out of the trees.

[G]

If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding.

[D]

How can you have any pudding if.

[G]

You don't eat your meat?

[D]

And this is what iguanas are saying. To whom?

[G]

To each other.

[D]

And then they just fall out of the trees.

[G]

Don't get mixed up with reptiles, okay? Even. Even the most innocent looking little Frog. If you lick it in the eye, you will trip your nuts off.

[D]

Thank you, Randy.

[G]

That's not always good.

[D]

Why would anybody do it? Thank you, Randy the chipmunk. Trip your nuts off. Oh, that's so great coming from a chipmunk.

[E]

And of course, it's just like. Hours later, the Bowie Police Department arrests eight folks. Do you know any of these people, Bobbo?

[C]

I mean, a small town. Come on. As a matter of fact, I do.

[E]

You would have to. I mean, it's a small town. These are eight people. And it just looks like they called. These are right out of central casting. John, I'm going to show you.

[D]

These are really baba people. Look. Now, what was this all about?

[E]

This was eight people arrested in Bowie, Texas, last week.

[F]

Right after the show.

[E]

Right after the show, Bob. And we talked about. He talked about licking lizard's eyes. And this is about licking the frog and getting the psychedelic.

[D]

Bob, is this true?

[C]

It's true.

[D]

Do you know these people?

[C]

I sent you a link to this. I know I. Not closely, okay?

[D]

But I know a couple of caller. Good morning. You're on there. Yeah, man. Hello?

[B]

Hello?

[D]

What you got? What you got? What you got? What you got?

[B]

I got a 16 Honda Civic.

[D]

How much is it?

[B]

I got CarMax off for 15,5.

[D]

Car who? It's Mattress Max, not CarMax. What color is it?

[B]

White. It's got gray leather.

[D]

You know what? I'm just gonna skip all the bull. Where do you live?

[B]

Over here? League City.

[D]

League City.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

If you got a CarMax off 15, 5. We're gonna beat it. And as you know, maybe you don't. We advertise. If we don't beat up a CarMax offer, we send you a check for a hundred dollars. And we do send out about five checks a week, but we buy about 250 cars a week. Yeah, so. Yeah, just go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'm gonna beat it. If I don't beat it, I'm gonna give you 100 bucks.

[B]

All right, I appreciate it.

[D]

Are you. Are you ready to sell it?

[H]

I'm ready.

[D]

Okay. I'm ready to buy it. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's go. Good morning. You're on the air. Oh, hello. Who you? Where are you? Why you? What? Who? What?

[E]

When?

[D]

Where? Why?

[B]

Warren, I got a 13 Dodge Challenger SRT8.

[D]

You know, the Challengers are coming. I'm seeing a lot of Challengers. They're starting to stack up. We had like 14 of them last week. We sold them all. Yeah.

[E]

Did you really?

[D]

Yeah, we sold them all, but they're just getting in like on some of the indexes, like smart auction. There's. There's a gazillion of them. Okay, so how much is this car? What's the story? What are we trying to accomplish?

[B]

Need to sell it.

[C]

Hurt my back.

[B]

I have some surgery. I just can't get in and out of it anymore.

[D]

Do you have a clear title or payoff?

[B]

I do.

[D]

It's clear, clear title. Okay, one more time. It's a what year?

[B]

13. 6,000 miles, SRT, black on black, black.

[D]

Sunroof automatic.

[B]

Six speed nav roof, 20 inch wheels.

[D]

13, 13, 13, 13, 13,. 13. Sounds like 6,000. I mean, $30,000.

[B]

I'll take that.

[D]

Okay, well, I'll buy that. Does it have a clean carfax?

[B]

Perfect.

[D]

Perfect. Then go to givemetheven.com on the info box after you put it in. Only takes six. Hell, 45 seconds. If you have the pictures of the car on your phone already and your VIN number handy or your license plate number handy, it literally takes 45 seconds. So just put it in there on the info box that. I just did the deal with John on the air for $30,000. Come get it. Give me paid and. And put. Put in. Put in caps. Put. Hurry up. Damn it.

[B]

All right, I'll do that.

[D]

800, 800, let. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of, we're going to have a listener party in Houston, Texas, February 12th. No, February 10th, over by the Galleria. We'll have information on John claywolf.com, but we're going to be giving away sell that bitch T shirts, average rough or clean T shirts. And I'll give you 100 for the last look T shirts. And you can go to john claywolf.com and set up your size if you're coming. Don't do it yet because none of that's done yet. Actually, me saying this on the air. There's a lot of people hearing me saying, oh, my God, I've got to do this and this and this. Yes. Okay, so, Dana, we got to order T shirts. Rob, we got to set up the website. Doug, we've got to get all this organized. And yet, February 10th in Houston, listener party, Miller Lite. Free beer.

[C]

Free beer.

[D]

Who can bitch about free beer? Yep.

[F]

So we got to get Miller Light out there.

[D]

We've already got that.

[F]

Oh, we do have that. That's the most important thing probably if.

[D]

You have the beer in the venue and good parking where people can go right in and not have to be put out. Then in Pretty Women, the rest will fall into place. Good man.

[C]

Every time.

[D]

I watched Kung Fu Panda last night and that's exactly what he told the Pai May guy.

[H]

Wow.

[E]

Is this, is this after the show or during the show?

[D]

We're gonna, we're going to do the show and then we're gonna come out and party with our friends right there at the same. We're gonna do the show on that spot.

[E]

Beer on a Saturday morning. You do know your listeners?

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Good morning. Who's this? Where are you calling from?

[B]

This is Wyatt. I'm calling from Frisco.

[D]

Frisco, what you got?

[B]

Hey, so y' all are gonna laugh. I called y' all here a couple months back. I had that 8070 Connor Line fan. And y' all laugh your ass off about it.

[D]

Oh, good. Because. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. I think I'm gonna laugh again. What a pile of trash. Okay, go ahead.

[B]

No, no, no. So I, I ended up selling this thing for 3, $500 after the show. Yeah, yeah, well, but I got another one.

[D]

That's a lot. Now how many miles were on?

[B]

Had 160, but I had a turbo on it. It had been rebuilt at 100.

[D]

Hang on, you're. What was it a diesel power stroke? Yeah, well, you didn't tell me that. Was it a four wheel drive? Was it a four wheel drive?

[B]

It was. It was not.

[D]

Okay, well, if you'll go to get and see people. This, this. Anyway, you got your money, but. So, so it's gonna work out. But go to givemetheven.com There's a reason that we asked for the VIN or the plate number because then we would have known it was a diesel and that's a different animal. Turn down the radio. Turn. You've got two problems. One, you can't tell people when you've got a unicorn van. And the other one, you can't turn down the radio but where it's not coming back. Okay, go ahead. What's your other one?

[B]

Okay, so I have a 76 Maverick. I put a 352.

[D]

Oh man, I lost him. I just lost him at.

[E]

Oh, jeez, I hate that one.

[D]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Go to givemetheven.com and load your 76 Maverick. But if it Looks like the one that our made Samaria drove in 1977. I don't want it. I remember that car sitting in the driveway. It's like a six cylinder, brown car, hubcaps, just. That's not like. I'll buy Dukes of Hazzard cars, right?

[E]

Sure.

[D]

I'll buy the fall guys truck. I'll buy a diesel 87 van. But I don't want to buy a blah.

[C]

That Maverick's not one of those.

[D]

I think there's a maverick. That's good.

[E]

Cool.

[F]

93 mustangs.

[D]

Cool. Night three is we have it. Oh yeah, we bought a 93 cobra stang fox body with 19 on it. Wow, that's slick. Beautiful car. Oh God, Turley, look at you.

[F]

Roy.

[D]

Roy.

[F]

Uncle Roy sent pictures of it and it's better looking than the pictures that were mailed to us.

[D]

That was a funny story. Mail. Who's this? Call in. I mean, who, who's this? Hello?

[B]

How you doing sir? My name is Roy.

[D]

Huh? What you want?

[B]

So my dad has a flood vehicle. It's a white SLK compressor and he's trying to get rid of it for 400 bucks. How many miles are on that driveway?

[D]

What year is it?

[B]

2002.

[D]

And does it run?

[B]

He hasn't tried to start it. He hasn't done anything since the flood. He hasn't even touched the vehicle.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and put on the info. We'll take you just come get it. Basically is what you're saying. And I, I, I'll probably. What city?

[B]

Kingwood, Texas.

[D]

Okay, give me the vi n. Giveme the vin.com and you can also just. There's a button on there. You can enter your VIN number. Just push, enter your license plate and our system will backtrack and do the VIN off the license plate. If you don't have your VIN, just get your plate. Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we, we had a caller on. Oh hell, three weeks ago on this Mustang. It turnly. What happened? He mails the, yeah, the, he, he's.

[F]

A flip phone guy.

[D]

Oh, just does it.

[F]

Old school guy.

[E]

Old guy or young guy with the flip phone?

[D]

I think he's an older man with all this old school. Is he angry?

[F]

No, no. He just, he can work email no problem. But he couldn't send us pictures.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

So we're like, well, that's what she said. So he's like, well, I'll mail them to you. We're like, okay, whatever.

[D]

That's what she said. Then the cops showed up.

[E]

Go down to cvs, give me some prints.

[F]

And sure enough, a couple days later, we had these pictures.

[D]

Photos like. Like Fox photo. Oh, yeah.

[F]

I didn't know they still make those, but they do.

[D]

Photo map.

[F]

Yeah. And there is a beautiful car. And so from there, we ended up working the deal and buying it. Picking up from his driveway.

[D]

And his mother was held.

[F]

Yeah, I believe she was in her 90s. Yeah. She passed away. Yeah, she was. She was in the photo, but she passed away.

[D]

That was her car.

[F]

Narrated it. Yeah.

[D]

Can we superimpose. Can we Photoshop her holding the I heart. Give me the vin? Well, I don't know if we want to do that, but then we've got a picture of grandma of mother in 93 standing next to this car.

[E]

It's a memorial.

[B]

Right, Right.

[D]

I need to. And we. Whenever we do the Give me the VIN pickups, they hold the little sign that says, I love. Give me the vin.

[E]

Right.

[D]

We take a picture of him.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And I need that grandma picture with that car holding that son.

[C]

That's so meaningful.

[D]

Hell, Roy Orbison and. And Tupac can have concerts postmortem.

[C]

I'm just the old Starski and Hutch line. Right. It's my mom's car.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

It's the right thing to do, John. It is.

[D]

Hey, Rob, if you're listening, I need you to get that picture and super do that. Your Photoshop master. As long as the man is cool with it. But she's standing next to the car, like, with her hands out already, and we're mean. It's like, perfect. She's. She knew what she was going to do. She knew he was going to sell this car.

[E]

She wants this to happen.

[F]

Well, he did take a picture in.

[D]

Front of it, too, so I don't need him. I need her. Yeah, she's 92, standing next to a Cobra, 93 model. That's. Yeah, that. That helps. That car. Anyway, we'll be back in a minute. 800-800-723-4. Good morning, Houston, Dallas, Louisiana, Oklahoma. Arans at. I don't think we're on an Arkansas yet, so we can make fun of Arkansas for the next 45 minutes. Be right back.

[B]

Against the wind.

[D]

We were running against the wind.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com coming up.

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[D]

Quick hit.

[C]

Here we go.

[D]

Regina, Houston. 08 Crown Vic with $1.20 on the clock. If it's a decent car, it's 1000, May maybe 1500. You there?

[G]

Okay.

[D]

Thank you. Scott. Good morning. What you got?

[B]

Hey, man, I just want to say thanks. When I sold a cart to you a couple of months ago, it was about the easiest thing I've ever done.

[D]

Oh, good.

[B]

Why I'm calling, why I'm calling is I got a brother in law that lives in Jacksonville and he's got some frozen iguanas for sale. Would you like to sit on them?

[D]

I would. I would Give two tabs of acid or just lick their eyes. Tom in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. 17F150. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load that up with the VIN number so that I don't have to think so hard because I'm gonna have to ask you a lot of questions about the equipment on this thing to bid it properly. Let's do that. Okay. Thanks, Dan and pa. Dan and Pa. I quit doing the show up in PA man. Because. Because it was so hard to get the cars out of there.

[B]

All right?

[D]

It's just too far. This is too damn far. I mean, if I had like a good deal on a bass boat in Texas, would you come down here and get it? What's a bass boat, Eric in Houston, a 13 Wrangler with 40 in leather. Is it a two door or four door?

[B]

It's a four door and it's a 2014.

[D]

Okay, 14. Is it a. Which sport? Rubicon X Sahara. What is it?

[B]

It's a. It's an unlimited X.

[D]

It's gonna be mid 20s. I need to get the VIN and the look. Send me the pictures. Go to gimmetheven.com and load it up and we'll email you an offer letter and we'll do that for anybody listening. We buy hundreds of cars a week. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, not only will we pay you $100, I'll personally kiss your ass.

[A]

We'll be right back More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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Gimmethevin.com we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I really enjoy the show presented by givemethevin.com.

[D]

You'Re doing a great job.

[B]

I enjoyed listening.

[D]

Ah, shut up. Nobody likes a compliment. I like haters.

[E]

Do you? They're more fun.

[D]

Mark and Stephen. Look at how DJ Prek spelled Stephen. Phil. Hey, dj, are you there? Whitey, Blackie. Good morning.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[H]

What's going on?

[D]

Look at how you spelled Stephenville on the call screen board on the telos.

[H]

Oh, well, I've spelled it with a.

[D]

P, H. Well, and then a space V, I, L. It's like Steven Villa. Steve's villa.

[H]

Yeah, Stephenville.

[I]

Right.

[D]

We're over there where Stephen be staying. DJ DJ operates the video wall at the Dallas auto auction in Lane 11 where we sell a lot of our cars. What did you think about your experience this week since this was your debut?

[H]

DJ Pre K. Oh, man, it wasn't nothing but fun. You know, I got to pull out the red fur. I had people looking, you know, got to see how it goes down.

[D]

Did they like your outfit?

[H]

Yeah, man, I had to rock the red fur. You know, he was wearing red fur coat.

[D]

Red fur coat, red high top shoes, and a red puma hat. Now, did you have anybody like, did anybody give you the, the. The signal, like, I like your style?

[H]

Oh, yeah, I had plenty of people digging, you know, black. The lady working with me was saying that people were coming over and taking pictures of me while I was working. So, you know, I must have been doing something right.

[D]

White or black?

[H]

I'll say black. Yeah, there's some white people was digging it too.

[D]

I think the white people taking pictures were like doing spy work, research working. How the hell do they do what they do, right? And the black people were like, yo, boy, we're letting you into the club. You. I feel you. You're one of us. I see where you're going with this. And. And I'm accepting you into the culture. I think that's what you were getting from them.

[C]

You better be careful, Pre K. You don't wind up in some kind of Stepford commune like that movie. Get out.

[H]

Hey, man, I hear that. You know, I got to watch out for roses, boy.

[C]

Watch out for roses. No doubt.

[D]

What is the d. What? What is the white. We're not going to it. But what's white, black, Latino or other this week.

[H]

Oh, man, I got a good one for y', all, man. I want to get too much away, but let's say, man, it might be kind of obvious this week.

[D]

Did it just got. We're not going to do it right now. I just want to hear the quick hit of the crime committed.

[H]

Well, we got somebody that was selling drugs. And let's just say it was a rapper that was selling drugs.

[D]

Okay, we'll get to it a minute.

[C]

That's not that obvious these days.

[D]

Stephenville, Texas 12 SR SSRS Camaro with 34,000 miles. Are you there?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[D]

If I buy this car from you right now, what are you going to drive?

[B]

2014 SSR.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

My wife's car.

[D]

So you like these two of them? And then what's she gonna drive?

[B]

I do her car probably, but I.

[D]

Thought you'd be driving her car.

[B]

Well, we'll both be driving it.

[D]

Well, how are y' all gonna get to work?

[B]

We're just trying to. We're just trying to downsize.

[D]

Oh, so you're not replacing it?

[B]

No, sir.

[D]

Okay, it has the 22 inch rims. Are those factory? Because I know it has a factory 21 inch wheel option.

[B]

No, they're not factory. They're American Eagle. The boss.

[D]

Hang on. I gotta get my white black guy on the phone. Dj, can you. Can you hear me? DJ Preg? Yeah, yeah. We've got a guy in Stephenville, Texas. So that's like rodeo capital of Texas, where all the cowboys is. Are the real cowboys. And he's driving a hot rod Camaro, but he's got aftermarket wheels. Can you explain his. Your wheels mark to DJ Prek so he can tell me if they're ghetto or if they're straight.

[B]

Talk to him, D. There, five spoke. They're chrome and black with the bolts all around the. On the inside? Yeah, the.

[H]

I mean chrome and black, you know, that's usually some white boy stuff. You know, I'd say if it was all chrome, you know, I like the 22 inch, though. That definitely adds to the hoodness of it.

[D]

All right, so, so we've got, we've got a mulatto wheel. Is that a fair statement?

[H]

DJ show enough? Yeah, these wheels is definitely mixed.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

So, Mark, is, is the sunroof in there? Does it have a sunroof?

[B]

Yes, sir, it does.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All the options.

[D]

Okay. It's a, it's a SS RSS. It's $18,000. Do you still have the factory wheels?

[B]

I do.

[D]

Can I have those? And you just keep those at ghetto wheels and you can sell them to the, to the ebay brothers. Actually, before I say that, before I start, you know, don't re. Don't judge a book by its coverage ad. Okay, before, before I do that, let me take a look.

[E]

Take a minute.

[D]

I need to look at your wheels with an open mind, an open heart, right? Get rid of all the stereotypes. Can you load this carpet? Givemetheven.com Mark?

[B]

I can.

[D]

Let's do that. Let's start there. I want to buy it. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ we're gonna start doing that more often. I need your, I need your wheel expertise.

[H]

Hey, man, just let me know, man. I'll get on the horn, tell y' all what's up.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Ratio My name is John Clay Wolfen. Bobbo J.D. turley, and the infamous DJ Pre K. Whitey Blackie. We'll be back in a minute. Sunglasses.

[A]

With more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

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[C]

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[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com 800, 800 radio give me the van.

[D]

The red rocker, Bob, Sammy Hagar or David Lee for you.

[C]

Man, I've, I've told you a lot of times, you really can't compare, compare the two.

[D]

You know, you can't get a straight answer out of this Kaiju Ever. Ever.

[C]

No, I know.

[E]

It's just like.

[D]

Well, is this shirt blue or red?

[C]

I'd have to call that some sort of a. What's that? Mauvey purple.

[E]

Mauvey purple?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Lavender.

[D]

Cannot get a straight answer out of the man.

[C]

Not because they're two different kinds of music, man.

[D]

Like, I don't need the whole damn David Lee Roth.

[C]

Van Halen. That's party time music, okay? Balls on the wall. Party time.

[D]

Touch your toes in a big jump.

[C]

Sammy Hagar. Van Halen is almost approaching, like, traffic music, you know, like serious rock and roll, you know?

[D]

Hey, no, I don't know.

[C]

Yeah, Baby Lee Ross, more like cabaret. He like, do cover songs, you know.

[E]

Baba, what time is it? Well, back in 23, when they rebuilt the clocks, they actually became a second.

[D]

But Bob, I, I, I hear you. I wasn't planning on getting into this conversation, but.

[C]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[D]

I agree with the David Lee Roth part, but this is. Say that Sammy Hagar's Van Halen is like Steve Wynwood traffic. I don't know. It became that maybe, maybe so. I've never thought of it. So I'm sitting here trying to digest that comment.

[C]

Like 5150. That ain't serious.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Oh, you 812, not so serious. Right. But when they got up to four Unlawful Cardinal Knowledge and the Balance album, that's some pretty serious, that song. Right now. That's some pretty serious, serious subject matter for Van Halen. True, wouldn't you say?

[D]

True.

[C]

I mean, you put that next to Panama.

[D]

I never.

[C]

There's really no comparison.

[D]

I never thought about that.

[C]

They evolved over a period of time.

[D]

I feel too strongly about this topic to just jump on your bandwagon. I'm going to think about it for a moment. Melissa. A 14 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport. Good morning.

[B]

Yes, that is correct.

[D]

Where are you calling from? Where are you calling from?

[B]

I'm in, in Houston.

[D]

Sammy Hagar or Van Halen for you. I mean, Sammy Hager or David Lee Roth for you.

[B]

Oh, boy. You know, I've seen him both in concert and I. Oh, that's a tough one. I'm gonna have to go with David Lee Ross.

[D]

Do you agree with Bobbo's comment about what we were talking about a moment ago? And I don't know if you're a fan of Steve Wynwood and Traffic and all that old psychedelic crap that I love, but that's a pretty. Did he hit the tail on the donkey with that or is that a stretch?

[B]

Oh, boy, I don't know it.

[D]

You know.

[B]

You know what? I'm gonna fall right in the middle.

[D]

All right. Is this. Is this Mitsubishi and es or se?

[C]

It's an all.

[G]

It's an se.

[D]

Okay. Leather, cloth leather. 27,000 miles. Does it have a sunroof?

[B]

No, it doesn't.

[D]

That's okay. 10 grand.

[H]

10.

[D]

10,000. Yep.

[G]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

With the clean car facts, just go to givemetheven.com and you can write on the info box. John gave me 10 on the air and. Well, actually, the system will bid it automatically, but yeah, we can be there. Where did you say you live? Kingwood?

[B]

No, I'm in Houston, so I'm kind of over by the medical center.

[D]

We can pick it up Monday. We can pick it up Tuesday. We can pick it up whenever we can get it, get you paid. Is there a payoff or is there a title?

[B]

No, I. I've got the title left.

[D]

We'll bring you a check to your door. Just like Domino's. That's what we are. We're like. We beat CarMax.

[E]

Yeah, we do.

[D]

But the old CarMax where they bought everybody's car and they were the brand, now we are. It's like CarMax beats Domino meets Domino's Pizza. That's what online.

[B]

That's it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

On a wonderful. He can't beat that on match.

[D]

Com. Thank you, Melissa. 800. 800. Almost said ex hamster, but I didn't.

[C]

Yes, thank you.

[F]

Speaking of Houston, John, what's going on February 10th.

[D]

February 10th, we're going to have a listener party down there where you're going to have details@john claywolf.com soon. And that is a shout out to my web developer to get details soon on there posted.

[F]

So mark it your. Mark your calendar, but go ahead, Doug.

[D]

Rob, get with Doug and y' all get the stuff.

[E]

And Dana, instead of staff meetings, we have a radio show.

[D]

Yeah, it's fine. Where is Uncle Roy? Is he around?

[F]

He's out driving. Man, they got a lot of pickups.

[D]

Roy, give us a call if you're. If you're listening. And Tracy, Shout out to Tracy, our logistics lady. She. She buckled over with a ruptured or busted gallbladder in the office.

[C]

Wild.

[F]

You have actually. You were walking in.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Coming up when the ambulance was pulling up, weren't you?

[E]

Came in. I pull up under. I see an ambulance. I'm like, this is probably not good.

[F]

It was insane.

[D]

Yeah, she was screaming. I mean, did she have surgery last night?

[F]

I think she's having it today. Officially yeah, because they had to wait to her pancreas, who had problem, too. I mean, it was a serious situation. So, yeah, she was screaming it.

[E]

Not.

[F]

Not making fun of it, but she was like yelling, lord Jesus, take it out of me.

[D]

Lord Jesus, take it.

[F]

I mean, it was like screaming it.

[D]

Really.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah, it was.

[D]

It was.

[F]

It was pretty frightening.

[D]

It's not what show, what 70s show is it Wherever the black woman starts doing that, whenever she. Dear Lord, Evan, Bob, Lord Jesus, you know, Fred Sanford.

[E]

That's what I was thinking.

[D]

Was it he or was it that.

[C]

I'm coming, Elizabeth.

[F]

Well, there was an Internet sensation where she's like, lord Jesus, there's a fire. That lady. You don't remember that whole bit? Oh, yeah, there's a whole bit you got. I ain't got time for that lady.

[E]

Yeah, I remember that one.

[D]

Nobody got time, Lance. Where's Gardenville? Gardenville, Texas? Where's Gardenville, Texas? Lance?

[B]

Gardendale is right in between Midland and Odessa.

[D]

Are we on in Midland today? Are we on in Midland today, sir? Are we on the radio up there in Midland?

[B]

Yes, sir. You're on in all this area right here.

[J]

Oh, I forgot.

[B]

All in the Permian Basin.

[D]

I forgot. Good morning, Midland. Good morning, Odessa. Good morning, Garden, Valeville, Stephenville. Veil. Yeah, today's our first day there. And there's another city that we joined today. I think we're on 20 cities now. Turley, Remember back when we used to get excited?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Hey, well, Lance, thanks for letting me know that. What's the name of the station we're on?

[B]

N. You're on. I'm not. I'm not. You're on 102 on the rock and roll station.

[D]

102 the.

[E]

I like that.

[D]

102 the.

[B]

You're on the jam, man. You're on the jam somewhere.

[C]

There's the program director. Loving you for that.

[D]

Lance, go to his waterbed is sloshing right now as his cell phone goes off.

[C]

His blonde mustache is falling out.

[D]

Lance, go to givemetheven.com so we can bid your 05 PT Cruiser with 95. I'm gonna warn you, I don't like those cars. I don't like those cars.

[B]

Yeah, that's cool. Hey, that's not what I was trying to do in the fight first place. I tried to put on an original 52.5 window.

[D]

We are in Midland, Texas, on the rock station.

[B]

And the guy. The guy said that if you'd have a whole questions and all that. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to have one.

[D]

Lance, Lance, Lance, Lance, hang, hang. Whoa, easy. Oh, a five window Chevy truck.

[B]

Yes, sir. Original 1952. It's got the original 261 in and it's a one.

[D]

Lance, go to the website. Lance, go to the website.

[E]

That was the quintessential blah blah, blah.

[D]

I love him.

[E]

Yeah, we do.

[D]

But we've got to get those people trained, man. We got to get them to fall in the line. They don't understand yet. We ain't got time for that. S. They're new, they're new, they're new. They'll learn. They'll learn. If, if you, if you have a car in your driveway and the engine has ever spent more than one week on a cherry picker, probably don't call me. If you have a car in your possession in the end in the transmission is hanging from a come along off of a tree branch right off the cedar patio off of your double wide. Don't probably, probably don't call me. I don't buy projects. I don't buy junk. I don't buy that old, you know. And if you have a five thousand dollar car I can already tell you whatever you want for your. For your 81 stingray with 72,000 miles. It's mint, right? Whatever you want for it, cut it in half. And I might give that maybe now if you've got a 21,000 mile one, I'll probably give 10 grand for it. But you want 20, you get some.

[E]

Beautiful high end cars too.

[D]

We buy great cars all the time. Our average cost of car is very expensive. But these older cars, yeah, everyone watches Barrett Jackson, everybody thinks their car is worth 30,000. It's worth seven. It's just worth seven because you don't have the one that made it through the cut to the TV screeners and the producers and all the technicians that said this is the one we're going to put on tv. Of course just because you have the same year making miles doesn't mean you got the same car. It doesn't have the same equipment, it's not going to bring the same money and I don't want to waste my time educating you on that. But if you know it then yes, go ahead and go give me the vintage. We buy RVs, we buy [e-mail] and we do pick up what we say.

[E]

And we try to sell one boat anyway. No, it's Craig in the buyer's office. I was walking through. He laughs out loud I go, what he goes, this guy, he says. He says he wants to sell this. It was like a 75 Corvette. He goes. And the guys put on there. I have most of the parts.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It wasn't even assembled.

[D]

Well, I mean we know for a project like that we might get 500. There you go. I bought a couple of a vet pace cars out of Midland a couple years ago. There were two of them. Indie pace cars, 79s or 80s. 80s. Anyway. Yeah, good morning Midland. And I think we're on a new one down by the radio, by the air. The service base. The air base. I don't know if it starts at 9 or 10. I mean 8 or 9 this morning. Clean. Fort Hood. Good morning, Fort Hood. If there's any soldiers out there in Fort Hood hearing us call in, give us the air check. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-723-4. The toad.

[E]

Oh yeah, the toad story. So bizarre after we had Randy come in last week talk about lizards. The lizards were falling out of the trees in Florida because it was cold. He was saying it was because they were licking a lizard. Is it lizard's eyes?

[G]

Yeah, there's iguanas.

[E]

Iguanas.

[D]

Iguanas, they do that.

[G]

That's all they did. That's all they did. Trip out, lay around, look each other in the eye.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

It's just tripping their nuts off.

[E]

It's just odd to me.

[G]

You had listening to traffic so.

[D]

But Bobbo listed in traffic so. So there was a bust in Bowie.

[E]

Texas where Bobbo lives.

[D]

Lives. Not from. No, but born, raised and from. And lives. Yeah. Yeah, baba. We're going to get to that in a minute. I need more than. We only have a minute left right now and I need more time than that to dissect your position in this situation.

[E]

If you're just tuning in, it's really involves a frog and psychedelics toxic toxic.

[D]

Toads called buffo toxic toad.

[C]

You wouldn't believe what I'm getting for those toads down there. That's what I thought.

[D]

I thought the toxic toad was Trump.

[E]

That's a whole nother story. Now we can't even say what he.

[D]

Has mainstream has channel A up here is a normal the NBC ABC circle CBS affiliates said s hole on public on TV yet. No, because I heard it. It seems like these reporters are having a blast on cable. Saying it like this is they've been waiting for this day to come.

[E]

Here we go. We can finally say.

[C]

Jack Chapper was the first so.

[D]

But no one is like he hasn't Pushed the f. He hasn't pushed the rule where they're just. Well, the. The president said it.

[E]

I'm just quite quoting a president.

[D]

Does anyone have a recording of this? Of him saying.

[E]

I haven't heard a single recording of it.

[H]

No.

[F]

But there was a newspaper and others that were there. But they don't allow recordings. Yeah, there was actually.

[E]

Where was it that they don't allow recordings.

[D]

Has he ripped off in this meeting? It was a private. Has he ripped off on Twitter yet and said in denying this. Of course.

[E]

Yeah, of course.

[C]

Immediately.

[D]

What do you say?

[F]

Yeah, he said he used harsh language, but not that word.

[D]

Do you remember meet the parents from the little kids. Like. We'll get in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'm about cars radio.

[A]

Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show presented by. By gimmethevent.com 800, 800 radio. Give me the VIN.com.

[D]

Is this. Ooh, child. Things are going to get easier. Is that the song Bone?

[C]

No.

[D]

Where's Chicago?

[C]

That's. Yeah. Question 67.

[D]

68. Did you like that?

[E]

I love it.

[D]

So is Peter Satera with his balls in a vice? Hang on. Let's listen if his balls. Listen. See that? Do you hear that? That vice tightening up. It's cranking. Yep. They're in a vice.

[E]

This is a great documentary on Chicago on Netflix right now.

[D]

Really cool.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

There is all the years that they went through, all the different people and they're still strong. And all the way up to the Rock and Roll hall of fame.

[D]

J.D. ryan, Michael Turley, Bobo, Bobbo. You gotta say your voice so people know which one you are.

[C]

Hello, everybody.

[D]

Our resident redneck. How you doing? Special shout out. Good morning Midland, Odessa on kfzx. Kfcx. The patient's best.

[G]

Rock, rock, rock, rock.

[D]

And then. Bobbo. I picked this station just for you.

[C]

Rock for the Permian Basin.

[D]

You wouldn't think that. That we would go this far in inland or outland to the sea, but we're on a new rocker and Corpus Christi.

[E]

Oh, really?

[C]

Getting it done.

[D]

Now you're getting fired. You're really gonna like the calls. Bobo. K P U S K Bus.

[C]

Don't even get me started.

[D]

I can't. That's why I went ahead and did it for you. Cape us.

[C]

That Cluck would like that name.

[D]

Cluck would like that name. And we will get with Cluck. What's his last name?

[F]

Cluck Norris.

[D]

Cluck Norris. In a little bit 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all just tuning in. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf and we do buy cars on the radio between BS sessions. So go ahead. The iguana in Florida. Yes, we've got that covered. And then in Bowie, Texas, there's a toad.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, that they're licking. Are they licking the toad?

[E]

They're licking the toad. This phone is. This frog is known for releasing toxins through its skin that reportedly have hallucinogenic properties. People can lick the toad and experience those results. Now this. These people that were arrested, is this.

[D]

A straight reader or a Saturday Night.

[E]

Live real deal, man? This is the opening. This. I'm reading this straight out of the newspaper. Opening days of 2018 have been productive in the Bowie police department. Bowie Police Department Bowie Push against drugs trafficking within the city. They arrested eight suspects with 10 grams of methamphetamine, 3 ounces of marijuana and Bufo the Frog.

[D]

Who?

[E]

Bufo B. UFO Buffo.

[D]

Bufo is not Babo the. No, it's not.

[E]

The frog is known for releasing Baba. Blah. He told you that part series of drug related arrests centered around the city of Swiss.

[D]

Where's the frog? Alive.

[E]

The frog was alive? Yes.

[D]

Okay. And they arrested the frog? No, they thought those were some small handcuffs.

[E]

They seized a frog, the toxic toad.

[D]

How do you see?

[E]

Are they selling the. I don't know.

[D]

So, Baba, you live in Bowie, Texas?

[C]

That's right.

[D]

What the hell's going on? Do you know these people? Are they part of your tribe?

[C]

I'm not really personally familiar with anybody on there, but I know the names. I mean, I know there are people from around town. What's shocking is a couple of those people are like children of friends of mine that I used to party with in the 80s.

[D]

Did you all used to lick frogs?

[C]

Yeah. When I saw a couple of those last names, I was like, oh, that she looks just like.

[D]

Who's Haley in the lineup? Picture. Yeah, she looks just like.

[E]

Go to Bowie. Bowie news.buenews online.com I think you're gonna.

[D]

Be able to go to the USAToday.com and read this one. They're all arrested for licking a frog.

[C]

They weren't looking for a frog. But this is. This is part of the really innovative mindset set of our tweakers up in Montec County. It's like, can you imagine who discovered this? This is what happens when they travel to Gainesville, Fry street and hang around the summertime. They Come back. You're not going to believe what they're doing in Gainesville, man.

[D]

They licking the fro. Hey, do they go from the one small town to the other small town that's a little bit larger in this big city.

[C]

Yeah, you'll see it in Wichita Falls. No time at all.

[E]

Out of the eight pictures, they all kind of look like tweakers. Except. Except Haley Ketchum kind of looks like a model.

[D]

Let me see.

[F]

Yeah, look, she just happened to be there.

[E]

Yeah, Haley Ketchum, she's kind of hot, especially for Boo.

[C]

And she looks quite a bit like a ball.

[D]

She's on methamphetamine. Okay, now, Ricky Moore looks like he's straight out of a Walter White episode. Yeah, Stetson Gaines looks like he could be a nerdy tweaker. Keaton McGee looks like we see those tats popping out underneath his collar. He's a. He's a bald tweaker. Young. Yeah, he mastermind the mastermind. Oh, and then Ultera Hogue, man, she's been. She's been doing. Tara and Billy have been running meth for two decades.

[E]

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly.

[D]

They're on the. They're on the downside of their backside of 30.

[C]

On the backside of 30? That's what I was thinking.

[D]

John Connolly, Billy and Tara are dead. Definitely on the backside of 30. Yeah, but then Haley. Was this a joke? Is she.

[E]

Why is she in this part of the group?

[D]

So wait, Haley looks just like her mom.

[H]

Baba.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Was her mom, like really good looking?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Did you ever make time with her mom?

[C]

I don't remember anything like that.

[D]

Did you ever try.

[C]

That's a friend of mine.

[D]

All right, we'll talk about that later, okay? In private. 800. 800 radio carl hot carl in the rockin 88s. Good morning. Where are you calling from?

[B]

Fort worth.

[D]

Fort Worth. A16 Mustang GT. Is it a six cylinder or an eight?

[B]

It's a V8 with a turbo.

[D]

Okay, so the factory warranty is canceled.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah. It's like people who still like cable, right?

[B]

I'm a mechanic. I'm owning.

[D]

Okay? It's a 16. I mean, you just took the warranty, didn't care. All right, so what kind of turbo did you put on it?

[B]

It's got a 7275 board warranty.

[D]

Are you calling just to brag on your mechanic in or do you really want to sell your car?

[B]

I would sell it if there's a process. I want to know what you're offering.

[D]

I can tell you right now. It's not gonna be right. So I'm gonna hang up. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio. Billy, go to givemethe vin.com, load it up and my computer will bid it immediately. And then when you want to argue about how stupid the computer is, then everybody in the listening area in all the 20 radio stations doesn't have to hear it. Okay.

[E]

Don't we have a character that has something to do with methamphetamine? I'm just wondering. I forgot.

[D]

We don't have a character. I have an aunt. She's not my aunt.

[E]

Well, everybody in your family is a character.

[D]

Here's the deal. Here's the deal. My ex wife.

[E]

Yes. Long story.

[D]

It's a. It's one of those. My ex in 1997 when I got married. She's from West Texas. Her family originally from West Texas.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

So this aunt of hers from Sweetwater came to the wedding and she hooked up with my brother. Really?

[E]

At the wedding?

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

All right.

[C]

Right.

[D]

We're going from licking toads and Bowie to Sweetwater. So she had a child, his illegitimate child.

[G]

Oh.

[E]

So that.

[D]

That.

[E]

Actually that little tryst became.

[D]

And she named him John Clay Fetterman because she liked me. I was married to her niece. We split up. You know how you keep in laws in the. In the divorce. But she went with me. I didn't want her. She quit with me. But she keeps coming back to me for help. For monetary reasons.

[E]

To. Okay.

[D]

To help with this kid that she named after me, but really belongs to my brother. But my brother doesn't. It's a secret. So I've got to like, do this to protect my brother.

[C]

Brother.

[E]

Gotcha. Okay. Very family. Come and listen to my story about a man named John.

[J]

Right.

[D]

Right. Well, hey, John.

[C]

Why you tell people you didn't want me? You so funny, baby.

[D]

Hey.

[C]

Hey.

[D]

Aunt Fetterman, you wouldn't believe this. Between you and what's on the. Can you believe that we have a guy in Oklahoma on the. On the call board that has a 26 foot racing boat for sale?

[C]

You know, I've never been to Oklahoma.

[D]

Really?

[C]

I heard a lot about it.

[D]

What you need here, honey? You were here last week. Well, I took care of you for the holidays. You and the kids.

[C]

You know, I appreciate the $2,000 you give me for my Pontiac sunburn the last week. And Curtis, my mechanic, went down and worked on it and got the injectors fixed in the back seat too. And he said he needs another 900.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Well, no, because of tires.

[G]

Tires?

[C]

Yeah, it's got the wrong tires.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

And it only needs one, but, you know, 1900 bucks. Well, now, good money after bad.

[E]

What does that mean?

[C]

You never buy just one tire. You got to have the whole set of tires.

[E]

Tires.

[C]

Because my little girl.

[E]

Layla. Layla.

[C]

Not Stone Cold.

[E]

Right?

[C]

Heard Daddy. Not Stone Cold's daddy. My husband.

[E]

I got you.

[C]

Or John Clay's daddy.

[D]

My husband.

[C]

This is Laila's daddy.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

She's so sweet of a girl. She's been driving that car and she wore out the tires.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

In eight months.

[E]

How is this John's responsibility?

[C]

Because she drives to nursing school in Sweetwater.

[E]

But what does that do with John?

[C]

And she tried to better herself.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Why is John having to pay?

[C]

Well, he doesn't have to, but he likes to.

[E]

I can tell he likes to because.

[C]

I try to call John before I call his brother Frank.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Isn't that right, John?

[D]

You know what I'm. I'm. I'm getting. Aunt Fetterman, I'm getting to the point. You know, I've been divorced from your niece for 13 years. And I like you. And I haven't talked to my brother in a few years. And I.

[C]

He won't call me neither. And he won't call his. He won't call your. He won't call my husband's son, John Clay, at all.

[D]

Well, I just. I'm really not feeling very liable for all this lately.

[C]

Well, now, I know you did a lot at Christmas time as well. And we appreciate the seat covers and the sell that bitch T shirt. And you were so thoughtful to send three of them in small sizes. And all of my kids went to school from Christmas break with their sell that T shirts on. And everybody was so impressed.

[E]

Impressed.

[C]

Out here in Midland. They are nice shirts, J.D.

[E]

Have you seen them, J.D.

[D]

Hey, I've got a.

[C]

They got a collar and everything. Little Layla wears hers with nothing but the shirt and a little belt. Yeah, it's a little big Alder, bless her heart. Yeah, she's skinny.

[E]

Skinny girl.

[C]

She's skinny.

[D]

Wonder why. I gotta go. You come back a little.

[C]

She has trouble with her teeth.

[D]

David. Good morning. I don't buy 26 foot racing boats out of Oklahoma. Not what I do. Aunt Federmane might. She might need it to make a run across Lake Texoma from the popo with some of Walter White's best. Bruce in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[B]

Hey, what's up, man? I got a 2008 Mustang GTC California Special I want to sell. It's got 2600 miles on it.

[D]

Why does it only have 2600 miles on it?

[B]

Well, because we collect them, then we sell them.

[D]

And how many do we have?

[B]

Well, we got this one here. We got. Oh, we got several cars. We got a couple of Sunbeam Tigers. We got a 63 split one, though, with 71,000 original miles on it.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

72 Pro Street Z28. That was in Super Chevy magazine. Okay, we got a 08 Challenger. Right.

[D]

How many.

[B]

Point one. How many miles on the channel 105.

[D]

Huh. So did you do all this before you moved to Oklahoma, or did you get, like four cars deep and realize you had to move to Oklahoma by state law?

[B]

I'm in Oklahoma. I was born and raised in Norman.

[D]

Nice football season, by the way. Nice football season.

[B]

Yeah. Hell, yeah.

[D]

Those boys had some horse, they had some horsepower. They really did in. And after watching the game on Monday, you realized how close Oklahoma was to winning the national championship.

[F]

Wow.

[D]

I mean, if you think about it, the other team that beat him barely went into OT with the team that beat. I mean, it was just. It was. It could have been one first down on any of those teams. Could have change the whole outcome of who has that trophy. Okay, on this one, Bruce, I'm gonna need to. I'm gonna need to look it up. It's a. I need to see pictures of. What color is it?

[B]

It's a grabber orange.

[D]

Oh, good. Okay. I was a. I was a ford dealer in 08 when. When. And I had. Actually, my wife had a convertible California special for a few months as a demo. I like those cars. I like the wheel. I like the skirt on that ear. I like those cars.

[B]

You know what I like about that car? Because it looks like a plain Jane V6 with some stickers on it, but it ain't.

[D]

But it's got that. It's got a fairing and a spoiler between the two tires. That just throws it off just a little bit where you know what you're looking at. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get it bought. Mark an 115 series with 79. It says F10. What's that mean?

[B]

F10 is the. That's the make of it. It's a 535. I stepped in with the N55 engine. That's, you know.

[D]

N55.

[B]

Yeah. Not the 54, which came with the. I think it was a 2010.

[D]

Dude. It's hard to buy cars from Guys like y', all, when. When you're so geeked out in them, you know, like, who made the screw that goes in the left head nut.

[B]

Right.

[D]

I mean, I just buy and sell cars and I'm good at it, but I don't try to. I don't know who makes the pistons. I don't. I don't know who makes the pistons. I don't know what kind of ring. If it's got a special German, Hitler, Nazi ring in it. I don't know. It's an 11. 5 series. This is a 5. Which 5 series is it?

[B]

535.

[D]

Okay, well, because I heard you saying 55, so I didn't know if it was a 550, wasn't it?

[B]

Well, because that's God damn.

[D]

Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. 800-800-723-4. We got to talking about tweakers, and they started coming out through the phone.

[E]

Let's call right now.

[D]

You know, this car was built during the third shift in Mannheim, Germany, by.

[E]

But it was Tuesday.

[D]

A tweaker on a Tuesday, which was a German holiday when they changed ships, they changed it.

[E]

Yes, that's right. Because everybody's so. Everybody's kind of high in shape.

[D]

And he snuck in. Have you ever heard that Johnny Cash one part at a time deal. Well, this was the reverse thing. He was sneaking in special parts to put in this one.

[E]

Right, right.

[C]

Some of the best people is auto mechanics, though, John.

[D]

It's true. Aunt Fetterman, Aunt Fetterman, would you take us out?

[C]

Hey, don't bore out that cylinder just yet. We're coming back with more of the John Clay wolf show. I just love him.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[I]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you, and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemetheven.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Give me the vin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[D]

All right, we're back. We're back. We're back. Good morning, everyone. Remember, call in live. We are live. It is Saturday. It's the week after the national championship game. January something. January 10th. 800-800-7234 is how you get to us. 800, 800 radio. Pretty easy, pretty good number. 800, 800 radio. My name is john clay wolf and I buy cars sight unseen over the radio airwaves. If you call in right now, give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. I'll give you a number that I'll buy your car for or you can just go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com you can put in your vin number or you can put in your license plate which will get me the vin number. But we buy 250 cars a week. We're the real deal. We want to buy your car. We'll beat everybody. If we don't beat your carmax off. We'll give you 100 bucks. And Oklahoma, Arkansas, Louisiana, South Texas, north texas, east texas, west texas, everywhere it's us. We come to your door, we pick up. It's what we do. 800-800-RADIO. Call in right now live in the air. When we come back, I'll take you to the air and bid your car in front of God, mother and creation. Right, bob?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

The john clay wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com.

[I]

If you don't have your 17 digit VIN number, no sweat. They just updated their system. Enter your 6 digit license plate [e-mail] and their system will immediately quote your car with a cash offer at Give me the VIN. Do. Sell them your car at gimmetheven.com. if they don't beat carmax's offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. Give me the vin.com. they've completely changed the car business.

[D]

Give me the bin.

[A]

Givemethe bin.com and now Senor juan clay will.

[D]

Wolf, Scott and denton. Good morning. You're on the air. Can't hear you. Get in your phone, sir.

[B]

Everything's great.

[D]

Good, good, good. A 13F 150 Platinum with 172,000 miles. Says Twin Turbo. So that means it's a six cylinder. Is it a four wheel drive?

[B]

No, it's not.

[D]

Okay, two wheel drive. Average rough or clean?

[B]

More than clean. It's got a little bit of subtle customization. I polished the wheels.

[D]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. I've got to get. I have an in house person that helps consult me on customization of white people and he lets me know if it's Ghetto or if it's non ghetto. And when we. Because when. Especially you guys that live like 50 miles outside of a metropolitan area, your taste is different than many sometimes. So we have to. We have to bring in our white. I call him Whitey Black. He's kind of like Eminem.

[C]

You are now about to witness the situation.

[D]

His name's DJ Pre K. Dj, you with us?

[H]

Yes, sir. What's going down?

[D]

We've got Scott. He's got a. He's got a 13F150 that he's customized. And I need to hear your. I need to. I need your input on what. Scott. Scott, go ahead and tell us what subtle. Tell. Tell DJ Pre K what you did yesterday.

[H]

That's what you got, Scott.

[B]

Basically it's that triple white board. But I. I took the, the flares off and painted them black, cleared them. Then on the hood, it's got twin turbo and a large font that runs down. And that's about it.

[H]

Oh, man. No. No. 23 inch wheels or anything like that?

[B]

No.

[H]

All right, well, you know, it'd be better with some of that, but a turbo, that's the zoom. Zoom.

[D]

So, Scott, are you telling me you airbrushed a twin turbo logo on the hood and you have a fox on there too?

[B]

No, in a toolbox.

[D]

Cool font. So you. Who did the airbrush? And was it your tweaker cousin?

[B]

It's not airbrush. Black vinyl.

[D]

Decal.

[B]

It's just vinyl letters.

[D]

Okay, so we could take it off if it doesn't fit our taste.

[B]

Absolutely.

[D]

Okay. And the wheel, is it stock or is it ghetto?

[B]

They're stock, but I. Highly polished.

[D]

Highly polished. Okay. 172, 000 miles on a 13F, 250F 150 with a twin turbo decals on the hood and highly, highly, highly polished wheels. But high, high, high miles. I'm gonna go with $12,000. Scott and denton, I think maybe 11. You there?

[B]

Yeah, I'm here.

[D]

What's your payoff? 14 or 21?

[B]

No, I don't know anyone.

[D]

All right, good, good, good. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's take a look at it. I. I really want to see these highly polished wheels. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this? Hey, John. Oh, who is this? That's your old friend Michael calling by my Honda 87.

[B]

Hey.

[D]

Michael McDonald, you're calling in about a. What? Okay, Okay, Mike, I really don't Want it? What makes you think I want? Don't you make too much money to be driving an 87 Honda? Are you like JJ from Good Times?

[B]

Do what good Car for your daughter.

[D]

A car for my daughter.

[E]

Car for your daughter.

[D]

My daughter's 14. I don't think she wants an 87 Honda. What a fool believes but it ain't.

[B]

Got no back sheet, baby. No.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Thank you for the girl.

[D]

Thank you, Michael McDonald. We always appreciate you calling in 800, 872. He's a crappy. I wonder who the hell that is that's doing that prank.

[E]

No idea. No idea.

[D]

This is the third time they've called in as Michael McDonald. I'm going to say I kind of like it.

[E]

I do, too.

[D]

Hey, baby. S found in cars. Give me the VIN Office stories. Logistics girl. Gallbladder explodes. Auction stories. We're hiring. I'm reading through our our hit list today. Give me the VIN is hiring. We're going to hire about 30 people in the next 45 to 60 days. I've got some resumes. Last week I more go to jobsivemetheven.com we're hiring buyers and drivers and title people. Basically all car dealership type of functions, but buyers mainly a lot of buyers. We're going to double our footprint or maybe triple it. The job is in Fort Worth, Texas. Go to jobs@get or just go to givemetheven.com or email jobsmetheven.com and send us your resume. You gotta see RVs and motorcycles. We buy those too. So if you're RV buyer, motorcycle buyer, you can come into what you're saying about.

[E]

I gotta say it again because I had somebody on Facebook after you said that. You repeated it over and over and over. Follow these directions. This is the only way to get me. This guy gets on Facebook and goes, hey, man, how do I get a hold of that jungle?

[D]

They can't do it. They can't.

[E]

You don't need to work here if you can't figure out [e-mail] and the.

[D]

VIN is vi.com yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio white, black, Latino or other. I think Hannah the stripper is coming in today to talk about Donald Trump.

[E]

Yep. Donald Trump had his lawyers arrange a payment, according to some sources, $130,000 to woman known as Stormy Daniels just one month before the 2016 election. And of course, as we already know know he was married at that time. This is according to the Wall street.

[D]

The payoff or he did the deed?

[E]

Oh, the deed. And then the payoff came later, of course.

[D]

Who told on the payoff and why are we reading about it? There was a payoff.

[E]

There's a payoff. That's what I'm saying.

[D]

Why is it, I mean, if I make a customer's payoff, I get the title, they don't. Right. So he made the payoff. Why is he, why is the title in the newspaper?

[E]

Why is it even out? Right.

[D]

Well, Stormy has no honor.

[E]

This is that we're going to talk.

[D]

About Stormy's honor in Donald Trump's situation when we return. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio.

[A]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolfe Show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

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[C]

So easy you can do it in your underwear. His innovative style of short term child care begins and ends with the largest, most cost efficient plastic dog kennel available. Don't judge. He likes his coffee like he likes his women. Strong, black and available at any truck stop at 2 in the morning. He doesn't watch CNN, Fox News or MSNBC because he gets all the political insight he needs from Alex Jones Show. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boys. Yeah, buddy.

[D]

Give me the VIN.

[A]

Givemethebin.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[E]

He gets all this political advice from Alex Jones.

[D]

Name that tune. D.J. do you know this one?

[E]

Hot Summer Nights by. Hold on.

[D]

It's an MTV song.

[H]

Yeah, it was.

[E]

I can see the video.

[D]

Sexy little girls in it.

[E]

I can see the video.

[D]

Summertime Girl.

[E]

No. 1 Summertime Girls.

[C]

No, this is not.

[D]

I got a new girl now.

[E]

That was wild YNT with Summertime Girls.

[D]

Honeymoon Sweet One Hit Wonder. Turn it up a little Turley. It was a good tune. I watched too much Dish MTV as a kid. Okay. Got that out of the system. Scott in Cypress, Texas has a 14 Dodge Charger with 72,000 miles. Scott is at a 8 cylinder 6.

[B]

That's a 8.

[D]

Is it the hot rod? Like a SRT8?

[B]

No, it's 5.7 L just off the.

[D]

Top of my head. Is it. Is it. Is it. Is it 14? 13 grand. 13 grand. Is that right?

[B]

13 grand?

[D]

What do you mean, what's it worth? Is that what you're calling me? You want to sell it?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. What's it. What's the money on it? What's your payoff? 50.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we could do that.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. 13. What's it take to buy it?

[B]

13. We can do 13.

[D]

Okay, let me look it up real quick. Let me double check myself. It's a. It's a RT with a roof nav. Clean Carfax, 72,000 miles. I think that'll work. Hold on. Let's check real quick. Yeah, that's fine. Thirteen's right on. God damn it, J.D. look how good I am. I just pulled up MMR and ACT, trade in nada. And it all says 13. Yeah. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. Okay. 13 is good. I'm gonna put you. Scott, let's go and just go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Yep. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's go. Okay. Trump.

[E]

Donald Trump. They're trying so hard to nail him. Make him something. No, no, but the question is what? You said, John, earlier. His lawyer apparently has arranged a payment of $130,000 to a woman known as Stormy Daniels.

[D]

I want Rush Limbaugh's input on this. He. Is he on the isdn? Yeah.

[F]

Hold on.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Apparently, this is a stripper he had a tryst with back in 2016.

[C]

Stripper.

[F]

Now, not 2016. I think it's 2006.

[E]

I'm sorry, 2006. When I said this here, one month before the 2016 election, the payoff was.

[F]

It's the payoff.

[E]

So my point is, if there's a payoff, and it was. Shut up, money. Why are we hearing about it?

[D]

Well, let's find out from the man himself.

[C]

I'll tell you something.

[B]

What?

[D]

Hi, Rush.

[E]

These.

[C]

These models.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

And especially porn actresses.

[E]

Yes, she is.

[C]

It's like, you know, you say about a dog and the hand that feeds them.

[D]

Right.

[C]

You know, 130,000. Do you know how many Vicodin you can buy with $130,000?

[E]

I don't know.

[C]

I mean, even if they're fake.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Go up to New York City, you know, get a hundred for 13 a pop.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

I mean, That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, well, that's like a week's worth. That's a lot of Vicodin.

[D]

What about this. Why are we reading about this porn actress's payoff? If she was paid off to be quiet.

[C]

I'll tell you just. Maybe this is just.

[D]

Is she a Democrat? Is she a lefty?

[C]

If, if nothing happens in the Oval Office, I don't care.

[E]

Oh, you don't care if it happens outside of the office? Sure.

[C]

Look at, look at old cousin Billy Clinton. I know. Right there in the Oval Office.

[E]

Yeah, right there.

[C]

Good God, man. What's the Domino's guy gonna say when he brings your pie? Oh, I see. It's bad, bad blood, this, and I could be wrong. Stormy Daniels.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Looks like a fine young woman. She's got those childbearing hips.

[E]

Will you stop?

[F]

She does have a kid.

[C]

She does.

[E]

She does have a kid. Yes.

[C]

Curvy, but not big. That was always my problem. My main, main problem with Queen Latifah. There's more big than there is curve.

[D]

Ah, you've got a good point.

[C]

It's a fine line. You know, about the, the crazy pretty formula. I've got a curvy big formula.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You start with the hips and you go the knees. And the angle of the outside trajectory, the apogee. Right, if you will, determines the usability of that. That woman's overall shape as an entertainer, not as a person.

[E]

I gotcha.

[C]

Because as a human being, you'll never find a better woman than a big, big woman.

[E]

Oh, really?

[C]

They're my favorites.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

They're always hungry.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Which I can share with. They don't care if you're absolutely teetotal high, blasted off your ass by three in the afternoon. They're just happy to put you to bed, get you up in time in the morning. And they're always very nice to my dogs. Big girls love canines.

[E]

How did we get away from the stripper and the $130,000?

[C]

Because I think she's a good girl.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[C]

For entertainment.

[D]

Prison rush. Hang on just a second. Richard in Dallas, an 08 Honda Civic with 20,000 miles. Is it a sunroof or no sunroof?

[B]

There's no sunroof.

[D]

Two door.

[B]

It's a four door sticker.

[D]

Sticker. Automatic.

[B]

Automatic.

[D]

Okay, well, now what? What else do I need to know? What's wrong with it?

[B]

Well, there's nothing wrong with. The lady had it. And a lady that my wife works with went and got it from her sister. She lost her job Right after two years, after she got.

[D]

Does four grand buy. Does four grand buy it?

[B]

No, I was looking for a little bit more than that.

[D]

Does 4,500 buy it now?

[B]

I'm looking more at 6.

[D]

Does 5. Does 5 buy it? Does 5 buy it now? All right, I got. I'm a check writer. I'm not a cheerleader. I'm not an opinion. I will pay you. It'll be. It'll be the fastest. It will come to your door. We'll pick it up and you'll have a check and cash it. Boom.

[B]

I understand, but I can't do that to listen to you all the time. And I trust you, but I can't do it.

[D]

So what's the bottom dollar on the car? Richard? Richard. Richard, can you hear me? Four, three.

[C]

Richard sounds like he could use a Percocet.

[D]

Richard. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Put in there your bottom, bottom dollar, and I'll try to buy it. I want to buy it. I really go out of my way to buy the stupid low mile cars, and that one's got very low miles. Rush. Listen. Wow. I don't know about your Percocet problem, and I don't know.

[C]

Well, the only problem is when I can't find them about your porno problem.

[D]

But what I do know is our own lady here, she's our in house, stripper, Hannah Bailey. She's here and she has a story to share. This is breaking news, by the way. Really? Yeah. Good morning, Hannah.

[C]

Hi, John.

[D]

What? Hi. How are you doing? I am talking to Rush Limbaugh and you and several people in different areas all over the region. And JD And Turley and Audrey and Russ.

[J]

Such a great story.

[E]

A story?

[D]

Yeah.

[J]

Stormy Daniels is like a hero, man.

[D]

She is. Stormy Daniels is the woman that Trump paid $150,000 to. Be quiet. So what is your news? Right.

[J]

But you know what happened?

[C]

What?

[J]

Stormy was filming a movie in Spokane.

[D]

Okay.

[J]

Called Finding Bliss. Have you seen it?

[E]

No, I have not seen it.

[J]

Oh, my God, it's so good.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

It's a good movie.

[D]

All right.

[E]

What was she doing in spok?

[J]

I cried my eyes out. Finding Bliss.

[D]

Finding what?

[J]

She's not the main star, but it's got lots of pretty girls in it.

[D]

Okay.

[J]

Finding Bliss. And while she was there filming the movie, she met Donald Trump at a golf course.

[D]

Okay.

[J]

Because strippers play lots of golf.

[C]

They do?

[D]

Yeah.

[J]

Well, I like Trade Secret. That's actually a good place to meet a regular at the bar at the country club. Because they're. Oh, haven't I seen you before? And I'm like, not unless you've been down to bucks.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

Cabaret.

[J]

Oh, you're a dancer. Yeah. Come and see me. And they always do. So this is you talking in a day.

[D]

This is you talking to the help at the country club. Or the members of the country club.

[J]

Mostly the golfers, the rich guy.

[E]

They have money and time.

[J]

Although it's always the help, especially the bartenders. It's so cute.

[D]

So, what, did you come here to tell a story? Oh, my God.

[J]

Anyway, I was there.

[E]

You were there?

[H]

I was there.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Where?

[E]

What did you see?

[J]

In Spokane with Stormy? Holly Light. We were doing a district thing, you know.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[J]

We travel around. We do the circuit.

[D]

Strippers. Yeah. But when you say you were there, where were you?

[J]

Spokane has got a horrible strip club. It's like a poopy hoe.

[D]

Right?

[J]

It's horrible.

[E]

What does this have to do with Stormy Daniels?

[J]

So Stormy went and met Donald. And he said he was going to show her how to use her night iron.

[D]

Okay.

[J]

And he did.

[D]

I got you.

[J]

But he was embarrassed because she couldn't play golf after that. Even after he tried so hard to show her. So he said, okay.

[D]

He hit her nine irons so hard she couldn't play golf anymore.

[I]

Yeah.

[J]

She was more like a. Like a 3 one after that.

[E]

I get it. We get it. We get it.

[J]

And he was so embarrassed that she couldn't play golf that he paid her $100,000, $130,000 so that she would shut up her pie hole.

[D]

But she didn't.

[G]

I know.

[J]

She wants to talk about it. I think she's just trying to improve her game. Golf game?

[E]

Yeah. That's it.

[D]

That's it. Clubs are expensive. She wants to use the money to join a country club. Yeah.

[J]

She's a beautiful girl.

[D]

So, what are you doing tonight? A lot of people tell me.

[J]

I like this locker.

[D]

Have you been to bed yet, honey? Ben? Yeah.

[J]

It's Saturday.

[D]

Did you go to Waffle House last night with one of your regulars?

[J]

Yes. And we have waffles. Waffle House with strawberries.

[E]

How do you keep your fig? You're eating like that.

[G]

Chocolate.

[D]

S, some Pablo Escobar's. Fine. This is how she does it. 800-800-722-348.

[J]

Love, Pablo.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Marin in Vernon, Texas. A 10 Camaro with 3,000 miles. It says R. What's an R?

[E]

Attractable.

[B]

It's Aaron Reese.

[D]

Huh?

[B]

What were you saying about the R?

[D]

Yeah, what does the R stand for on a 10 Camaro? DJ Pre K. He doesn't, he doesn't spell very well. I'm gonna put you on hold. We'll get to you in just a second. Hang on. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Call me, I'll buy your car on there be. I don't want to shout, but while we were talking I saw you nodding out.

[A]

Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast the John Clay Wolf Show. 800, 800 radio.

[D]

Call in.

[A]

Presented by Kimmy the Vin.com.

[D]

Your love is like oxygen, Bob. Oh, by sweet. Is that correct, Turley?

[F]

Very good.

[D]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you everyone. Appreciate it. I thought that's my show for the day.

[C]

I thought it was the sweet. I don't know. I swear to have that wrong.

[D]

The sweet, the sweet.

[E]

I think it's just.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Coming up next is DJ Pre K's special white, black, Latino or other Anson and Lake Charles. Good morning.

[B]

Yes, Jason.

[D]

Jason, the screen screwed up a little bit. I can't see it. Anyway. 06 Sierra with 70, 000 miles, crew cab, two wheel drive, leather, cloth.

[B]

Cloth.

[D]

Okay. Does it have 20 inch? Wait, so what 06? Yeah, it's all body, so I know the wheel on it. Does it have bucket seats or bench?

[B]

Bench.

[D]

Which engine?

[B]

The small V8.

[D]

And it's an extended cab or a crew cab.

[B]

It's four door.

[D]

Okay. It's gonna be 10,000.

[B]

10,000? Oh, no, no, no. It's truck. This truck ain't got a scratch on it, my brother.

[D]

I hear you, but I mean it's an 06 old body style with 70. How much is it?

[B]

Oh, I wouldn't take no less than 13.

[D]

Well, when you get done shopping, come back and we'll buy it because it ain't gonna. I, I just, I don't see it. Go to givemetheven.com I may go 11. If I win 11, would that buy it?

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[D]

Hey, let me give you. It's just like this conversation had with this other guy. So proud of this car, he bought it. It's the Synergy Green Camaro, 2000 miles, blah blah blah, blah. But it's six cylinder and I was explaining to him if you buy a car and hold A car, it's got to have big old boobs. And big boobs come in V8s, not fours and not sixes. If you're gonna hold a car and keep low miles on it, get the good one. Because the cheap your truck is the cheap one it's not the. It's not. If this truck was leather or an SLT, right bucket, the big V8, blah blah blah. But when you've got the eco model, it's just going to get as far as it's going to get. I may go 11. So anyway, if think about it, search around, test me. I think I'm right. I do this a lot. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, see what my system bids it at. I'd be in. I'd be interested to see what I bid it for online.

[J]

Hey Hannah, you gotta remember what that John Claywolf has a bib man.

[D]

Well, I paid for yours.

[J]

He likes the bin.

[D]

I bought your left one and your right one at the same time. Look at.

[J]

Oh Madonna.

[D]

Madonna and Britney.

[J]

I know I got a Pierce now.

[D]

I wish you had. If I'm going to buy, if I'm going to pay for something. Before you go to adjusting or defacing the property, you need to check in with me.

[J]

I never.

[D]

If I buy you a house before you change the color, you ask me. If I buy you a car before you change the wheels, you ask me, you don't be piercing nothing.

[J]

Because it's my body.

[D]

Listen, me too.

[J]

And so stand by your man.

[D]

That's right.

[E]

John is kind of your homeowners association. You, you got to check with whatever.

[J]

It's beautiful.

[D]

I bought them. I bought you.

[J]

Don't think cardi b.

[D]

How much? Star forever.

[J]

Okay, so I'm making money.

[D]

All your. All your friends that make payments on theirs.

[J]

I'm the boss. You're the all making blood.

[F]

All.

[D]

All your home girls that are making payments on theirs. You don't make payments on yours. Cuz I made one lump sum.

[J]

I've got one word for you. Money.

[D]

Move. Money what? Money moves.

[J]

And that's why I got the cardi Babe here.

[D]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. You can. I'll bid your car. Or if you'd like to ask a Hannah the stripper a question, we can bring her up white, black, Latino or other DJ Pre K. Hang on a second, Tina. In Mississippi, a 12 Mazda 3 with 92 in a roof is worth 3500. Four grand.

[B]

3500.

[D]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Thanks.

[C]

You are now about to witness the.

[D]

Strength of street knowledge.

[H]

Yes, sir. What's going down?

[D]

It is Whitey Blackie. It is 8 mile. It is B. Rad, Eminem's illegitimate child, DJ Prek.

[H]

Live in the flesh, man. What's going on?

[D]

Nothing much. What do you got?

[H]

Hey, yeah. On today's segment of everybody's favorite game show, Black, White, Latino or other, I got a rapper from Rhode island whose songs include hits such as Sell Drugs and Feds Watching. And apparently he got busted for doing just that because he was selling the undercovers. He sold a little. A whole gang of fentanyl and then a little bit of heroin. So they booked him and it gave him three years in prison. So what y' all think?

[D]

I think he's one of you. I think he's a white, black guy. I think he's a white black guy. Fentanyl, Heroin. What? That's just so white trashy. No teeth.

[C]

What is Fentanyl?

[D]

DJ Prek. What. What city? What area?

[H]

Rhode Island.

[E]

Did we say his name yet? His real name?

[D]

Would they give it away? Don't get. Don't, don't, don't give JD the name that'll that.

[F]

What's his hip art. Hip hop artist name.

[E]

What's his hip hop artist name?

[H]

His alias is Montana Mills. That's white, but that's with a Z at the end.

[E]

That's.

[C]

That makes it.

[E]

That makes it even better.

[C]

That Fentanyl will do to you.

[D]

Okay, I'm going white trash.

[C]

That's white.

[F]

I'm going Latino. Montana.

[D]

Yeah. My name is Tony Montana. He killed my father. Not prepared to die, Man.

[C]

That's a hard one. I. I'm just gonna. I'm just gonna go black to cover the other square on the board.

[D]

So Babo's black. Turley's Latin. Latino. I am white trash. And Jamie, white.

[E]

Gotta be.

[D]

Gotta be white or white trash. White or white trash.

[E]

I'm gonna go with white.

[D]

Okay. White and white trash are two different races.

[E]

I know.

[C]

It's like eggshell, like, off white.

[E]

Our DJ Pre K is. He's white. He's not white trash. He's white.

[D]

No, he's white black. He's mixed.

[C]

Okay, well, I'm gonna go.

[F]

But he's.

[D]

He's not a pure. He's. He's a. He's mixed by his soul.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

He's like Rachel Dolsenthal. He. He identifies as a black man, but he's a white man. Is that. Is that a Good way to put it.

[C]

Butterscotch, if you will.

[D]

DJ or not. Let me put words in your mouth.

[H]

DJ hey, I'm just white chocolate, man.

[E]

Okay? I'm gonna go with white chocolate on this guy.

[D]

Okay. Okay, so that's what you're going with.

[E]

I'm going white chocolate.

[H]

All right, all right. Well, this one's a little tricky because I got him listed as biracial. 30 year old Michael Persaud. So I'm not sure. Best of my judgment, from his picture, he's probably black and Dominican.

[D]

So I'll.

[H]

I'll give it to black and Latino. But other than anything, that's another.

[D]

That's just a straight up other. Yeah, that's like. I don't want to answer the question. You know, are you Caucasian? What race are you? I. I'm not gonna answer.

[E]

I don't remember.

[C]

No, that's textbook other.

[D]

So wait, is there a picture of him? D.J.

[H]

Yeah, there's a picture of him out there.

[D]

And he's a black man, but it's Dominican. He looks Rasta. Well, he.

[H]

He's dark skinned, but he's got that real nice.

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

What does that mean?

[H]

Like, he's got some like, Moana type hair, man. He could be Hawaiian for all I know.

[D]

Carrie in Dallas. 09 Buick Enclave. Hang on just a second. JD I want you to guess. Carrie, don't say a word. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. I'm gonna put this on hold. Carrie in Dallas carry in Dallas drives. 09 Buick Enclave. Okay. With 151, 000 miles. All right. White, black, Latino or other. This is pretty generic.

[E]

This is generic. I'm like, I gotta go with white again. This is kind of a generic car.

[D]

Kerry and Dallas, Buick Enclave. 151 on the clock. Turley. White, black, Latino or other.

[F]

I'm going black. John.

[D]

What? Carrie. Carrie, I want to go Latino with those miles, man. Yeah, but in that, in that Buick in that year. But Carrie is not Latin. Tino.

[E]

No.

[D]

DJ Is there any way you mis. Type the. The guy's name?

[H]

Sorry, what was that man on.

[D]

On line one. Is there any way you misunderstood the man's name or the woman's name?

[H]

Oh, yeah, there's definitely a way that I can.

[D]

Okay, so that could be. All right, I'm gonna go. I know it's white because the name, but I sure think it's Hispanic somewhere. Carrie. Good morning, you're on the air. Carrie in Dallas. Hello.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, well, so, so tell us, what is your nationality?

[B]

I'm a white dude.

[D]

Okay. How old are you?

[B]

I'm 50.

[D]

Okay. How many miles were on? How many miles were on this car?

[B]

Yeah. One foot.

[D]

100.

[B]

100.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

When I got bought it brand new.

[D]

Wow. Okay. Yeah, I should have called that if I'd have known it was a one owner.

[C]

Yeah, you would have gone.

[D]

Yeah, because. Because a lot of times these real high mile cars go to the south of the border. Oh, okay. In those Mexico caravans. And that's why I was getting the Mexico thing messed up. All right, carry on.

[B]

I didn't know I was on the air. I was trying to find out how much y' all would buy it for.

[D]

I'll give 3,000.

[B]

Wow. Oh, three. Okay. Carmax is a lot better than that.

[D]

Well, how much are they? Because, you know, if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you 100 bucks.

[B]

44,300.

[D]

Well, then that tells me that this car has more equipment on it than what I was guessing. So does it have the sunroofs?

[B]

It does not have the sunroof, but it's got the. The whole DVD system.

[D]

Does it have factory navigation?

[B]

It does not.

[D]

Do this again. You. When you went to CarMax, how long did it take you from the time you left your house to the time you got back to your house? The whole process? Maybe.

[B]

Oh, well, I mean, it took me 25 minutes to get there, so I'd say probably two hours.

[D]

Okay, so if you go to givemetheven.com, you can have it done in five minutes. Minutes. And I. If I don't beat the CarMax offer, I'm gonna send you $100. I can tell you right now I'm gonna beat it because I always do. But. And I'll buy your car. So just take a picture of that CarMax offer, the written one, the one on the yellow and the blue paper. And then we can read that inspection report. We know what we're doing, see, and we beat them all the time. I'm doing this off the cuff, on the air, and I'm not looking at anything. The pictures tell a thousand big story. And also having the VIN number, the plate number, we can pull the V, the vehicle history, and see how you change the oil. And you did this. You did that. So anyway, go to give me the vin.com right now, and either you're either going to get a. Get more money for your car, you're going to get 100 bucks. It's a win win for you. Thanks, Carrie. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[E]

All right. A Michelle Bordeaux in Maplewood, New Jersey. She's. She's a real sweet lady. She provides candy and snacks and tissues and hand warmers for the people that bring packages in the winter. Nice. Very, very thoughtful. Well, recently, some of her little snacks have been disappearing from outside of her house. So she set up a camera and she found out an obese New Jersey squirrel was caught on tape stealing. Not just all the. Any of the chocolates, just the gourmet chocolates and the lip balm.

[D]

Lip balm.

[E]

That the family leaves outside for the winter treats for the delivery people. So she's got this fat squirrel stealing her stuff. She said she's never had any issues before this year. Now it's this New Jersey Fat Squirrel.

[D]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. If you'd like to call into the show. Rusty, Randy, whatever the hell your name is. The Chipmunk. What is up with a fat squirrel?

[E]

Ghirardelli chocolates. Whatever the expensive ones are.

[G]

Yeah, that's what they do. See, that's in the crotchet with squirrels.

[D]

Really?

[G]

Yeah, they steal. They just steal.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you know, you told me they sit around and play Xbox and smoke grass? No, that's the gophers.

[G]

No, that's us.

[D]

Oh, okay.

[G]

Chipmunks.

[E]

Chipmunks.

[G]

Yeah, we're cool. We like the cool kids. But squirrel, see, we're like a slightly different genus. You know what I mean? Speaking strictly from a biological term, the genius is squirrel. Do you know where that originates?

[D]

No.

[G]

Haiti. Yeah, ain't nothing wrong. They don't steal. Cause they hate you. No, it's just like, you know, yours is mine, mine's yours. You know, they're very familial culture.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

Like when we take things. Chipmunks. We don't even really consider it stealing. No, it's more like, you know, reparations.

[D]

Oh, rep. Oh, yeah.

[G]

We don't steal jewelry or DVDs. I would love DVD.

[E]

What do you think?

[D]

Nuts?

[E]

Nuts?

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Cookies? Donuts?

[E]

How about chocolates?

[G]

God, I'm starving.

[D]

Thank you, Randy. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rating. Yeah.

[G]

You gonna eat that?

[D]

Just get. Just take whatever you need. Come on, Eric and Houston, a 15 Expedition Limited with 72,000 miles, four wheel drive, leather nav roof. I'd like to buy it, but I don't have time right now. Now. To go through the whole thing. Can you load it up and give me the vin.com?

[B]

Sure.

[D]

If you don't Even have to have the VIN number. If you know your license plate number, just select push the license plate button and put that in there and it'll. It'll do the reverse lookup off my system. All right, thanks, man. 800-800-Radio. Ha. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's almost. Oh, wow. We only have an hour and a half left. We've been going for two and a half hours. We start this little Diddy at 8 o' clock in the morning. And you can get the podcast off of itunes. John Clay Wolf show. I think it's the John Clay Wolf show or at our Facebook page. John claywolf.com Remember, give me the VIN is hiring buyers in our Fort Worth office and drivers jobs. GiveMe the vin.com email jobs. GiveMe the vin dot com don't go to Give Me the Vin and just click Contact Us email jobsgivemetheven.com and put your resume on there. We're gonna hire about 30 people in the next 45 days. What else? Drivers, buyers and some office staff. RVs, motorcycles. We buy those two February 10th. Don't forget February 10th. We're going to do a listener party in Houston, Texas, next to the Galleria. There'll be more details of that on the website soon, next week. Price check.

[F]

Oh, we got. I got to get a price check. You. One of the buyers was asking to price a car real quick for you.

[D]

What is it? We'll come back in a minute. Okay? Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clevel and I'm by Carson radio.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[I]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to gimmetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to gimmetheven.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Give methevin.com they've completely changed the car business.

[C]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

Ricky and Ballinger, Texas. Oh, Jeep Grand Cherokee with 115.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Hi. Hi. Hi. Good. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up and I'll bid it. Dennis in Colorado. 14 Subaru WRS. STI. So that's the hot rod Subaru Brew. What color is it, Dennis? Blue. Like the rest of them?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Does have the gold accents?

[B]

No.

[D]

How did you find me in Colorado? I'm not on the air in Colorado.

[B]

Well, I. I picked up through a radio station in Midland, Texas.

[D]

Okay, good. We that today's our first day on that radio station in Midland, Texas. So are you driving the car right now?

[B]

No, I'm not. I'm driving a company car.

[D]

Is it a Limited or just a sti?

[B]

Just sti.

[D]

Okay. It's a blue one. And it has how many miles?

[B]

7,400.

[D]

Gotcha.

[C]

Boy.

[D]

Little pot smokers ride. Little Subaru. Yeah. Little wake and bake action. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 20, 20, 21 and a half. Do this. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up.

[B]

The wheels?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What are you talking about?

[D]

No, forget it. 21 and a half is what I think. I need to see the VIN number. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up and I'll buy it. Outlander Sport. Jessica and Pecos, Texas. I'm not going to Pecos to get a 12 Mustang with 150. If you'll bring it to me, I'll buy it. You there? Jessica? Jessica. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It's 150,000 old Mustang Harley 07 Ram Mega with a buck 80 on it. SLT, four wheel drive diesel, you know, 10 to 15 grand. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up and I'll buy that too. You there?

[B]

Okay.

[D]

All right, thanks. Cut and shoot, Texas. Holy hell. What have we gotten ourselves into?

[A]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[I]

If you don't have your 17 digit VIN number, no sweat. They just updated their system. Enter your 6 digit license plate [e-mail] and their system will immediately quote your car with a cash [e-mail]. sell them your [e-mail]. if they don't beat Carmax's offer, they owe you a hundred bucks. GiveMeTheVin.com They've completely changed the car business.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[J]

We're back.

[A]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-road-love listening to y' all presented by. Give me the vendor.

[D]

The toadies. Good morning everyone.

[C]

We finally get on the air in Midland, Texas and all we've Got to show for it. Is that damn Subaru.

[D]

That's fine. I really haven't been trying to get on the air in Midland, Texas, finally. It just happened. I'm glad to be there, though. I haven't been to Midland, Texas since I was 8 years old. Took a South Northwest flight out to a equipment auction with my old man when I was a little kid. That's the only time I've ever been to Middle.

[C]

How far is it place to be, man?

[D]

We go out there and pick up cars. We picked up a Lamborghini out there. We picked up an Audi out there. We picked out oil people's cars. We buy those fancy cars out there. Hell, yeah. But we're on today. We Good morning Midland. And good morning, Capus in Corpus Christi.

[E]

Corpus.

[D]

Corpus.

[E]

I know it's in Corpus Christi.

[D]

Kpus.

[E]

Kpus, Corpus.

[D]

Good morning, Dallas. What? Oh, Cluck.

[C]

If you got a radio station on the air, you gonna think of a name. And all you little bitty pretty ones around your bar table thinking about a name for your radio station.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And it's Capers. And that's the best you can do.

[D]

But you gotta understand, cluck it. Corpus. Like it's abbreviation for Corpus.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Korpus.

[C]

That don't make me know. Never mind. But everybody listen to the show from Copas.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Don't understand the second part of the word is what they gonna name their station? John?

[D]

Kpus. It's like K Lite, K, L, I, T, right?

[C]

Nah, I don't know. I don't know. What kind of station is there anyway?

[D]

Classic rock, baby.

[C]

Classic rock and roll.

[D]

I know you like listen to soul.

[C]

No Marvin Gaye?

[D]

No Marvin Gay.

[C]

No Sam Cook.

[D]

Nope.

[C]

I'm out. That's wrong music on a Saturday night. Anyway.

[D]

This ain't Saturday night. It's Saturday morning.

[C]

Because you better know my name is Cluck and I come down here.

[D]

No, no, no, no. Nick. A 14 Wrangler Sport Unlimited with 60. Is it a hard top? Yes, it is a hard top. Is it lifted or is it stuck?

[B]

It's lifted four inches.

[D]

I need pictures. Does it have bumpers and Nerf bars and custom this and custom that?

[B]

Oh, my, yes, it does. It has winch, has lights, has Dana 44s front and back.

[D]

Now they the factory. Slow down, slow down, slow down. Slow down. Your old gearhead. Now, listen, did you put the axles on it or was it factory?

[B]

No, I put them on.

[D]

Okay, so it's all geeked out. So does 25 grand buy it?

[B]

No.

[D]

Is that funny? Am I here to make you laugh? Do I find you? Am I musing you? I offered you 25.

[B]

That's a four door.

[D]

Yeah, it's a. It's a 70,000 mile Wrangler and it's used. And offered you 25,000. So what's it take to buy it, Mr. Big Shot?

[B]

Probably three.

[D]

How much?

[B]

Three?

[D]

Three.

[B]

330,000. Excuse me.

[D]

Okay, 30,000. I will not pay 30,000 for a 67,000 mile badass Jeep. I would pay 30,000 for a 42 or 48. 38,000 mile badass Jeep. Let's do this. Before I say no, let me look at it. So take some pictures of it. Go to givemetheven. Givemetheven.com and you can just put in your license plate there too. Send some pictures. My system is going to automatically bid it, but it's not going to add for all the conversion you've done. So disregard the the system bid because we know that you've spent a ton on it. All right, do that and then I'll reach out to you after the show and we'll relook 800. That goes for everybody. Good morning Oklahoma, Dallas, Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Houston, Texas. Corpus.

[E]

How many stations now do you know, Killeen?

[D]

I think we're on in Colleen. If you're in Fort Hood area, give us a call. 800-800-RADIO. Let us know we're for on the air. Well, hell, here's a guy in Waco. Let's find out what station he's listening on. Chris and wao. What station you listen to us on?

[B]

I'm listening to you on Austin station right now. Austin AM 1300.

[D]

Okay, cuz, I think we started in Colleen today, Fort Hood, but I don't know. Send me call and let me know. Sixteen Mitsubishi Outlander Sport. Let me do that one off the air. It's not very sexy, it's not very fun. Can you just load it up into givemetheven.com?

[B]

Yeah, I can do that.

[D]

Thanks, man. Man, rock on, Bobbo. Rock on.

[C]

Rock on, man.

[F]

Did Prek tell you what was going on?

[D]

Prek, what's up? Talk to me, baby.

[H]

Yeah, man. What you mean the get up in that mic?

[D]

Get up in that mic like a man. You turn it up straight. And talking to the side that's got the lips in it. You don't swallow it like a. Like a gay DJ Prek.

[C]

Oh no, boy, you're right.

[H]

Hey look man, I've been making mixtapes for about 10, 10 years, man. I know how to handle a microphone, okay?

[D]

But you're talking into the end of it. That one's not a spot mic. You got to turn it up.

[H]

Okay, how about that? Y' all hear me? Loud and clear.

[D]

Good Lord. Took the muffler off your mouth. Okay, what you got?

[H]

Yeah, man, I. You know, I got some haters out there, man.

[D]

Haters? What?

[H]

I had somebody calling in earlier, sending me some death threats, man.

[E]

What?

[D]

What, what, what, what about. Yeah, man, somebody called into our show and gave you a death threat.

[H]

Yeah, man, you know, I guess somebody don't like the way I carry myself, so they came in with some white power stuff. You know, typical backwoods hillbilly meth head things. And, you know, they. They said they were gonna kill me, man.

[D]

Oh, shut up. Straight up.

[C]

Why do I need to escort you back to the casa after the show? I ain't got to do no security detail in quite a while.

[D]

We get Cluck Norris to help you.

[E]

How would you. How would you hide him, though, really?

[C]

You know what? You from Party Factory, right? I bet you get a deal on that Inspector Gadget disguise.

[D]

He works at Party City, right? Right.

[C]

They got an Inspector Gadget department. I've seen it.

[D]

Dj, do they have a Inspector Gadget disguise?

[H]

I don't think so.

[D]

Okay, now, when you come to run the. The video wall at the Dallas auto auction for us, what are you going to dress in next week? Because last week you were a hit with all your gear and are you going to Party City up your booth with balloons like DJ Pre K like Happy Birthday, Austin. Are you gonna. Are you gonna put a little jazz in your Shaz?

[H]

Man, I've been thinking about it. You know, I might set up like a merch booth or something if y' all want to come through and buy some CDs, you know what I'm saying?

[D]

You get to sell some CDs. Why don't you sell some eight track cassette tapes, too, while you're at it?

[H]

Hey, man, whatever, whatever. Put some money in my pocket, man. I gots to get my hustle on you, you feel me?

[D]

All right. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. Go to givemethe.com if you want to sell your car. If you want to talk trash with us, give us a buzz.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com coming.

[I]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your Neighbors, because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you. And John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemethevin.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number, and his system will immediately issue a price right there. GiveMeTheVin.com They've completely changed the car business.

[C]

Following his most recent divorce. He's found that his wedding picture makes the best headshot for his online dating profile. He's now on the watch list at Petco because word is out that it's more fun watching his pet boa devour a parakeet than a white mouse. Here's Squawky. Squawky. He's been taking an online tech course to figure out. Figure out a way to tip waitresses, bartenders, and strippers with bitcoin. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty, like tall boys. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Go ahead and crack that natty light, right?

[D]

Because it's morning.

[A]

That makes sense.

[D]

Sense.

[A]

The John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com 800 800, radio.

[D]

Ilia by Donnie Iris. Is that right? I'm good at this game. I bet DJ Preki wouldn't have gotten that. We need to play old hip hop in our number four and let him. We need a test. His. How would you do, dj? Would you hit him? Do you have your hip hop down?

[H]

Look, I'm getting a perfect score, man. No doubt.

[D]

Okay.

[F]

I think I could challenge him, but I'm even playing it, so I can't do it.

[D]

So we'll. We'll do it in a little bit. All right. The podcast goes up at about 1:00'.

[C]

Clock.

[D]

It's on iTunes. You go to John Claywolf.com and click download podcast. I'll turn it on itunes. Thomas in Houston. What have you got, sir?

[B]

Hey, I got a lucky is 300 from 2004.

[D]

From 2004?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

How many miles?

[B]

It's like 88,000. I drove to Miami to buy it.

[D]

When?

[B]

Just about a year ago.

[D]

Did you bring back two or three kilos?

[B]

That's a little too light of weight, but it's a small car.

[D]

So you went all the way to Miami to get an old Lexus?

[B]

Yeah, I was seeing my grandma at the time, so I figured it'd be worth it.

[D]

Do you think that you'd be Surprised are Lexus is cheaper in Miami than they are in Houston.

[B]

The one I was looking for definitely was. I bought it from a Russian guy named Dmitry.

[D]

Diplomatic community. Is it more than 5,500.

[B]

On the price? Yeah, I. Yeah, I bought it for six.

[D]

Yeah, well, I'll get 5,500, I think a year later.

[B]

No, that's crazy. I've been offer 75 for it.

[D]

So crazy, you know, Listen to your ass. Listen to you. I'm crazy.

[C]

Crazy.

[D]

A year ago, you buy. A year ago, you buy this car for. For $6,000 a year ago, and you call into freaking radio show on your cell phone, driving down the road, drinking your coffee, smoking your blunt. Somebody throws 500 less at you in five seconds and you call them crazy. Yeah, I don't talk to Jack Offs.

[C]

Wow.

[E]

Whoa.

[D]

Did you have to dump me? That's too bad.

[E]

Thank you.

[D]

President Trump had to dump me.

[C]

I don't talk to.

[D]

What? I don't talk to Jack.

[C]

No, no, not you.

[E]

Him.

[C]

What did he say?

[D]

He said, I don't drink coffee.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Hey, David. Good morning. You're on there.

[B]

Hey, good morning.

[D]

What's up?

[B]

Hey, you said you wanted something from Colleen to call. You're out. You're on out here.

[D]

Oh, good. What station are we on out there?

[B]

1017.

[D]

What's it called? Like the bear or the cat or. Or the bulldog or the what?

[B]

You know, it's too early to be asking me those questions.

[D]

Are you in the service?

[B]

I am.

[D]

Good. You and everybody else down there.

[E]

It is called Kroc?

[B]

Well, pretty much, yeah.

[H]

Kroc.

[E]

Krock 101.7. The best.

[D]

The rooster. The rooster. I'm renaming it Krock the rooster. And. And their. Their. Their spokesman is Cluck McFarland, McClure, Farland, and Allison Chains. Thanks, David, and thank you for your service. And that goes for all the rest of you guys. You guys with the airmen out there that have to come and go and leave their cars behind. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy them and pick them up down there from Fort Hood. At your service, just like you gave us yours. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Cluck McFarlane is really going to be the mascot of the Rooster. KROC in Killeen, Texas. Hey, John, Things happen quick around here.

[E]

They do.

[F]

Speaking of quick, one of the buyers came by. They needed a bid real quick. Just a price check.

[D]

Price check aisle. Price check, aisle six. Okay, what have we got?

[F]

Customer came in the system with a 2009 Sierra. His name is Jerry Glasscock. He would like to know how much his car, his truck's worth.

[D]

Hang on just a minute.

[C]

Now wait a second.

[D]

His name is Jerry Glasscock?

[F]

Yes. With a 2009 GMC Sierra. 3500.

[D]

Okay. How many miles are on Jerry Glasscock's truck?

[F]

162 on his truck.

[D]

It's a lot of miles. Cluck McFarlane. You have a guy trying to get into your space. It sounds like it's a mile.

[C]

Now you go on with your price check.

[D]

Yeah, it's a lot of miles. It's a long one.

[C]

What does Jerry Glascock look like?

[F]

I don't know. I don't know.

[C]

Does he look like a pimp?

[D]

We don't have a picture. I don't know.

[C]

Did he have any hands with him?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Did you see Jerry Glasscock?

[D]

I don't know.

[C]

Did he come in here with hands in tow?

[D]

No. I don't know.

[C]

Say you don't know one more time.

[D]

I. I don't know. I don't know. I don't understand what.

[C]

They smoke weed and I don't know.

[D]

What.

[C]

Jerry Glasscock is. Obviously come down here to post some kind of competition to Cluck and I ain't have none of it.

[D]

Cluck McFarlane is our in house rooster that we adopted about three months ago. When they did they. There was a rooster that was fighting in the hood around Fort Worth, Texas. They did a news story on it. Seriously.

[C]

Never lost no fights.

[D]

And they captured Cluck and we adopted him.

[C]

They kept trying. They swatting, yelling, screaming. Send their little, little, pretty little dog.

[E]

Yeah, they set a dog out and.

[D]

He now travels with our own uncle Roy and goes and picks up cars and. And Roy takes him to Oklahoma to fight him in the rooster fights.

[C]

If Jerry Glasscock.

[E]

Yes.

[C]

Wants to come in here in my coop. In your coop, drinking my gourmet coffee. And by the way, don't trust no man that don't drink no coffee.

[E]

You don't trust a man no coffee.

[C]

He better be looking out. I got spurs for that man. And if he bring his hands, what's going to happen? Well, then they're going to be my hands.

[D]

If you go to John Clay wolf show page on Facebook, we have this week's s found in cars that we're going to cover in our number four. Some of you guys we will lose you in our number four. And you can go to John Claywolf.com, click Wolfpack Radio and you stream our number four.

[F]

That's easy.

[D]

Yep. We're going to give away some tickets for the winner of this week's S Found a card. Summertime tour of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Oh boy, that's a show. It is a great show. Have you been to Tom Petty?

[C]

Hell yeah, have I been.

[D]

You invited me to go, but I've.

[C]

Been at Tom Petty.

[D]

We're gonna. I know he looks a lot like Dwight Yocum in drag or Dwight Yocum looks like him, but see, nobody really knows.

[E]

They've never been on tour together.

[D]

They've never been.

[E]

That's all we're saying.

[D]

So, yes, they are. They are. They are one in the same. Dwight Yoakum is Tom Petty and Tom Petty is Dwight Yoakum. It's like Garth Brooks is Chris Gaines and. Wait a minute, Chris Brown, the hip hop artist is a punk.

[C]

Garth Brooks is Chris Gaines?

[D]

Yes. Oh, and Michael Jackson is Janet.

[C]

He just ruined Janet Jackson for me, man. I don't like Janet Jackson.

[D]

How can you not like Janet Jackson? Oh, okay. Fred in Houston. Fred. A 2000 vet, 62 clicks. It's a convertible. What color?

[B]

Triple black.

[D]

That means black car. Black seats and black top.

[B]

That's correct.

[D]

Is it an automatic?

[B]

No, it's a six speed. It's the one sb, which is the top line trim package. It had a 500 horse LSD6 engine in it, Will Wood brakes all the way around and C6.06 rounds on it.

[D]

Oh, Satan, Satan wants to help us with this. Well, good morning, Satan.

[B]

That's six speed jar.

[D]

Yeah, that's.

[C]

That's what we call a gateway device.

[B]

You're driving around, you got a six speed, you feel like you're a hot rod guy.

[C]

Next thing you know you're robbing liquor stores.

[B]

It's a great, It's a great device.

[C]

It's a really good, you know, we'll say professional tool for people in my business.

[D]

Well, see, Satan, the deal with convertibles, especially the expensive ones, if they're sticks, they don't sell because the guy that buys the convertible vet buys it for his wife, girlfriend or mistress to drive and she can't drive a stick in most cases, so he drives it himself and becomes an out outlaw.

[B]

Because, I mean, I know, you know the wholesale car business, okay, Right, but.

[C]

I'm in the wholesale soul business.

[D]

Fred, are you an outlaw?

[B]

I'm one and only.

[D]

Is this car more than $10,000?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

Why? Why?

[B]

But because it's got $5,000 worth of rims, brakes.

[D]

Well, of course it does. What If I let you keep the rims on it. And I get to go to get go go to go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's take a look. Let's start working on it, and I'll try to buy it from you in Houston, Texas. All right, hour number four coming up. We've got 40 seconds left. We're going to lose a few of you.

[E]

Stream it live.

[D]

You can stream it live at John Clay Wolf. That's our website for the show dot com. ITunes is the podcast listener party February 10th in Houston across from the gallery. We'll have more details on that soon. All kinds of stuff coming up. What else?

[F]

Hiring, too.

[D]

Oh, hiring 30, 40 people between now and soon. [e-mail] we do buy RVs. We do buy motorcycles.

[G]

We.

[D]

And if we don't beat your CarMax offer that you send us a copy of, we pay you 100 bucks. We're the best damn wholesale buyer in the entire southwest region, and I want to buy your car. Any Hispanics here? Any Hispanic? Any Hispanics? You guys were great. Remember, they weren't gonna vote for me.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[D]

Baba. What is the loser lead singer of Foreigner singing about in this song? I don't quite understand it.

[C]

You don't get it.

[D]

He's a dirty, dirty, dirty white boy.

[C]

He is attempting the extrication of a fine young lady from a different ethnicity.

[D]

Is that why he's labeling himself as a white boy?

[C]

Well, a dirty white boy.

[D]

I don't understand.

[C]

Well, he's. He's attempting. He's attempting to pass himself off as, shall we say, culturally diverse.

[F]

So, DJ Prek.

[D]

DJ Prek, what's your take on this?

[H]

Well, you know, I've never been a dirty white boy in my life. Clean white boy.

[F]

I don't think he could hear you.

[D]

Say it again. Can you hear me, dj?

[H]

Well, what. What you say?

[D]

You need to turn your mic up straight up and down and talk in the side.

[H]

I'm trying to get it.

[D]

It is not a spot mic. It is a side mic when you're talking down the head of it. I know that's the way you like it, but that ain't how it works. You got to turn it up and that now you got. So go and twist those knobs and hold that baby there. That's where it goes. Okay, What. What did. What do you think he's singing about in the song?

[H]

Who's singing this song? Foreigner I don't know nothing about them.

[D]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hang on just a second. Is it Jules? My screen's cutting off a little bit. Is this. Yeah. Jules in Louisiana. Good morning.

[B]

It's Jules. How you doing, Mr. Wolf?

[D]

Your name is Jules?

[B]

It sure is.

[D]

Who named you that? How did it go down? I mean, I'm not making fun of it. It's just different, you know, now.

[B]

Yeah, but you're spelling it wrong. How do you spell it?

[D]

Oh, he wrote, well, DJ Pre K. He's my white black guy. And he doesn't spell so well as you can imagine. And he spelled it J, E, W E L S. Common mistake. Oh, J U, L, E, S. Like Jules from Pulp Fiction. Julius.

[E]

Okay, Jules Vernon.

[B]

And. And where did it come from? I'm a number three. So there was three of them.

[D]

Okay, Jules, if it would have said that, I would have. I. I understood exactly. He. He just.

[F]

He thinking of diamond and jewels.

[D]

He's thinking of. He's thinking of bling and in gold. And he writes jewels out. And I took it wrong. Okay. 08 expedition with 130, 000 miles. Leave it to the white. Black guy.

[E]

Yep. God.

[D]

Leather. Certain roof. What color is it?

[B]

It's. It's an Eddie Bauer edition. So it's two tone red and gold.

[D]

Okay. Does it have a navigation system in the, in the dash?

[B]

No. No, but it's got a. A CD player in the roof.

[D]

Is it the long one or the short one?

[B]

Short one.

[D]

Do you have a title to it or is there payoff? He's got a title.

[B]

No, I. It's. It's clear title.

[D]

He had a title when he bought it.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Does 8000 buy it? That's what it's. That, that's what's hitting me.

[B]

Yeah. 8,000 would buy it.

[D]

All right, load it up. Go to. Give me the vin.com. if it doesn't have. I can't at 8,000. I can't be spending any money. I. I can't fix the SRS light or the check engine light or the whiskey.

[B]

No, all of that, all that's been done. I even had the spark plugs change for a lot of money.

[D]

The whiskey dent and the ass in that. That mama did on the accident at the.

[B]

Mama. Mama put her mark on the front. Front bumper. So it's got a couple scratches. So a couple door things.

[D]

We may have to cut at 250 for me to fix that stuff, but that's still cool. I'LL come get it.

[B]

All right.

[D]

So I'll go to givemetheven.com. load it up. They'll get back with you. And make sure to put on the info box. Talk to John on radio about 8,000. Thanks, man. 800-800-723-4. Love my Louisiana listeners. Love my Louisiana dealers. I hope everybody at Brian Harris Porsche, Audi is doing good today. Old Brett, the man at the Audi store and the boys at the Porsche store and the BMW store.

[F]

And shout out to courtesy Ford out there.

[D]

Courtesy Ford and Lafayette, the courtesy auto group that we do a lot of business with. You can take our offers to them and they'll do the in and outs often. That's happening. They're doing it right. Service Chevrolet and Lafayette's good buddies, but I'd say courtesy auto group in the Lafayette region. And Brian Harris is doing the best job of working with our customers on our bids and not trying to screw us out of our cars when we bid them. And we send the customer in there, we want the trade in. And if you'll do that, you'll get our customers and you price our customers right. That's the key is get give me the VIN pricing for our customers and we got a deal set up with these stores that are working better. We haven't really rolled out the whole template yet, but you're gonna have a network eventually. Absolutely.

[E]

Dealers.

[D]

Yeah, no doubt. What about Rush Limbaugh?

[E]

Rush Limbaugh.

[D]

I need to talk to Rush Limbaugh of about Donald Trump's statement this week.

[C]

Oh, God, yes.

[E]

Oh, boy.

[C]

This has been the gift that keeps.

[D]

On giving it, hasn't it?

[C]

Yeah, I think we're gonna see a.

[D]

Month pie hole Rush.

[C]

Right. The, you know, the thing with the, with the little stripper porn actors, I mean, that's, that's nothing compared to this, you know, culturally.

[D]

Actually, it was a good week for the strip porn actors to come out because the pie hole comment overrode that so much. It kind of pushed it down.

[C]

Absolutely.

[F]

Coincidence.

[D]

Coincidence.

[C]

And that's just probably one way to look at it. But look, and I hate to be a part of the great left wing tidal wave of dissent, but on this deal, and maybe I'm just a little high.

[E]

Yeah, probably.

[C]

But I think we have a bit of a case of the pot calling the kettle African cheer. I mean, I hate to use this kind of language on the air, but better your show than mine if you're going to talk about third world locales. What about the poopy hole in your own backyard?

[E]

What?

[C]

Well, just like Brooklyn, New York. I mean, our esteemed president, Donald J. Trump was born in Queens. So it's just around the block from one of the most dirty, dangerous, poverty infested areas of any major city in the world. Up in Brooklyn, we got plenty of that. I mean, but what about Arkansas, for God's sake?

[D]

What's wrong with Arkansas?

[C]

You do know that that whole boggy Creek monster thing they had in Foulke, Arkansas back in the 70s? That's a movie like some kind of Bigfoot scare that was actually just an old hairy guy named Fimus living on possum and bootleg whiskey who'd come into town once in a while looking for some tail.

[D]

I don't think so.

[C]

I don't think he ever found any.

[E]

No, bet not.

[C]

And the poopiest poopy hole in the country, New Orleans, Louisiana. For an absolute five flushes on the poopy scale. They've got it all. I mean, Mardi Gras. Cool.

[E]

Yeah, it is.

[C]

We all like dress up and party our asses off.

[E]

Sure.

[C]

The other 59 weekends of the year. The Big Easy 59, which I still refer to as the Big Poopy, it's just teeming with corrupt politicians, dirt poor criminals living in ancient old dirty buildings, flood ravaged back streets. They've got a plague of prostitution and old voodoo witches. And I've heard, look, there's literally poop all over the place.

[D]

No, there's not.

[C]

I mean, you, you can't even walk. That's why they're all barefoot. Because it's cheaper to wash your feet than to buy clean shoes. And do you think the people of New Orleans think they're living in a poopy hole? Oh, no. You know what they call it?

[B]

What?

[C]

Magnifique.

[E]

Yeah, it's a great city.

[C]

Like in French. It's not what you say, Magnifique. Yeah, go figure. And that's why I prefer. I prefer to spend Mardi Gras with a couple of Vicodins, of course, and a nice glass of scotch right here in Florida. And I'll go you one further. The poor downtrodden peoples of Haiti or Niger, or even Brooklyn are free to join me anytime. As long as they wear shoes. You heard it here first, kids. On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Power on loan from God.

[D]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh. Brian and Georgetown. 12 Honda Pilot LX with 48. Two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[B]

Yes, sir. Two wheel drive.

[D]

Okay, Georgetown. How's the traffic down there? I heard Austin hit 2 million people recently. In the Austin Metro Regional. Really?

[C]

Really. Wow.

[D]

Is that right?

[B]

That's not bad. If you go early and come home.

[D]

Late, what color is your Honda?

[C]

What?

[B]

Dark burgundy? Red.

[D]

Okay. Does 12 grand knock it down?

[B]

I don't know. It's. I got wheel moldings and flash guards and step out bars on it and custom wheels.

[D]

Hang on just a second. DJ Pre K, we need you. What's up?

[H]

What's up?

[D]

We've got a. We've got Brian, a white guy in Georgetown, Texas, a white area that's driving a Honda Pilot with no leather. Ouch. I know, I know. No leather.

[C]

Why?

[D]

I don't know, but. But then he started adding on to it and I need you to tell me. DJ Pre K, my. My white black filter, is this ghetto or is this non ghetto? Brian, can you please explain to DJ Prek what you've done to this car and your customization process?

[B]

Okay. It's a dark burgundy buckskin interior with added wheel well guards, flash guards, step out bars, all black with black wheels with new tires with a chrome bezel on the wheels.

[H]

Okay, you getting me with the chrome? You know, I definitely like the sitting on buck too. I like that. That buck hide is real clean. But as far as ghetto goes, we're clear. I. I think you're clear.

[D]

Okay. It's not ghetto because when the little old man truck goes to Pep Boys and overdoes it, it turns this ghetto lane and we have to undo everything to get it sold.

[E]

A little too far.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Brian, would you mind going to give the vin.com and throw in a picture of this thing up so I can take a look, see?

[B]

Oh, not a problem, man. Good deal.

[D]

All right, thanks for calling. Skin interior on a Honda Pilot. Yeah.

[C]

Where's that guy calling from?

[D]

Who the hell knows? No, it's Austin region.

[C]

Oh, he's in Austin. Austin. By the way, you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in Austin?

[E]

What?

[C]

The buck knocker.

[E]

What do you.

[D]

What?

[C]

Yes, they did what?

[E]

So they don't.

[D]

Hey, guys, guess What? It's a 200,000 mile diesel truck and it's not in Oklahoma. Can you believe it?

[C]

Unbelievable.

[D]

Midland bg. Where? Where are you? In Texas, on the river. Hey, I'm talking to you. Sir. The 08F250 with 200,000 miles.

[B]

Yeah, Mr. Wolf.

[G]

What.

[D]

What city? Grand Prairie. Did you buy this truck in Oklahoma?

[B]

No, sir, I didn't.

[D]

Okay. Because almost every truck that we bid out of the state of Oklahoma that's a Diesel, has over 200,000 miles it's like, it's like they get shipped off to the 200,000 mile orphanage on the other side of the Red River. I don't know. Anyway, does your truck is it. It's a two wheel drive with 200. Is it leather?

[B]

No, it's your cloth.

[D]

And it's a super cab. Not a crew cab.

[B]

No, it's a regular cab, just a regular cabin.

[D]

So is it. Where did you get all these miles? Where were you going? What were you doing?

[B]

Is that a lot of miles predicted?

[D]

I mean. But what were you doing? I mean you, you. Did you buy it new? I have a feeling you did.

[B]

I bought two of them. Same thing.

[D]

Yeah, because see, I used to be a Ford dealer. When you sell a regular cab, two wheel drive, it's a different dude, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you buy it for your company or did you buy it for. For you?

[B]

Well, I am the company.

[D]

Well what do you do?

[B]

I'm a watermelon farmer.

[D]

Watermelon farmer. See I told different dude to me. How many people do you know that are watermelon? Watermelon. It's Bigfoot.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, this is not the most desirable merchandise on the market at this time. This I can tell you. I. I hate to bid it because I think that you're going to come and knock me in the head with a water watermelon and I'm not.

[B]

Simple man.

[D]

Okay, I know and I. A simple man will do that. He'll come up and just slap me down for. For insulting his pro. I'd let me put it to you this way. I'd hate to put a price on another man's property. There you go. Unless it's something I really want to buy. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And I know now that I hung up with him. I'll give two grand, maybe three.

[C]

Fair enough.

[F]

Maybe no watermelons being thrown at you now.

[D]

And I want some free watermelons now.

[C]

Let me tell you something about John. Years ago, due to some faux pas in ordering, I'm sure. Yes, you had like. Was it nine, those yellow trucks? Was it ten of those Dodge long bed, standard shift.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Single Cab, brand new. 2009.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And they sat there and they sat there and they sat there some more.

[D]

I know the game. And when you get the wrong stuff, it sits. And the only way to get it going is sell it cheap. So if we're going to buy it, we better buy it cheap so we can sell it cheap. Cuz everybody in this whole transaction from ding to dong is want to feel like they're stealing something.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Or they won't buy it. Well, just like you, we got you that 98 Range Rover.

[E]

You did?

[D]

We bought it for $1,800. At a car auction.

[E]

At a car auction.

[D]

And how many miles did that car make? Oh, man.

[E]

Right?

[D]

At 200. I mean, how many miles did you get to put on?

[C]

Oh, I put 80.

[E]

I mean, a lot.

[H]

Yes.

[D]

That was the damnedest science. I didn't think it was going to make it home.

[E]

And it made drove forever.

[F]

I told you not to buy it.

[E]

Drove for.

[D]

I literally not to buy it.

[E]

I literally drove the wheels off of it.

[D]

And I told him when we bought it, I said, when it breaks, you better not call me.

[E]

Don't call me.

[D]

And the second anything goes wrong with it, just throw it in the trash can. Just leave it on the side of the road with the keys in it. Take your license plate off and run.

[E]

Drove and drove and drove and drove. One repair.

[D]

Kenneth, Good morning. You're on the air. Kenneth, what city, sir? Midland. Midland, Texas?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Well, I know that this is the first time you. How long have you been tuned in this morning? How long have you been listening to us this morning?

[B]

Good.

[D]

That's what I wanted to hear, because we're new on this station. Today's our first day, and if we were keeping your attention that long, then I'm doing my job. Good to have you guys along. Odessa, I take it you. You're finding. You're finding us offensive or you're enjoying our shtick? I don't know. One or the other.

[B]

There you go.

[D]

Oh. 5 GMC Z71 with 164 wheel drive crew cab. Is it leather? Cloth?

[B]

Yes, sir, that's cloth.

[D]

Average, rougher, clean. And I don't mean oil field clean. I mean, like city clean.

[B]

It's clean. No, it's clean. It don't come out here.

[D]

Okay. Oh, five crew price. Five to six grand. Six grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and give me some pictures on these older cars with big miles. I need to see pictures to know what I'm looking at.

[B]

All right?

[D]

And just take the pictures with your smartphone. Go to givemetheven.com. you can enter your license plate number or your VIN number and I'll get it either way. Answer a couple of option questions and hit go. It takes 60 seconds if you take the pictures of your truck first, and then when you get in there and just hit upload picture and select those pictures, and it booms It. It's the fastest damn thing you've ever seen in your life. It'll. It'll blow you. It'll blow your ears back. It's pretty cool. 800-800-7234. Good morning Midland. Good morning corpus austin, San antonio, Houston, lafayette, Baton rouge, New Orleans, Arkansas, and of course, Oklahoma city. On the brew that's carrying hour number four now, which you're not used to. We'll be right back.

[A]

Give me the vin.com present after this.

[I]

GiveMeThe vin.com has had so much success the past two years. You've got to read the reviews online. They've made it better. License plate numbers all. All you have to [e-mail] is enter your 6 digit license plate number and their system will immediately issue a price right there. If they don't beat carmax's offer, they owe you 100 bucks. Givemetheven.com they've completely changed the car business.

[C]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[D]

O Anytime that you need me, give.

[A]

Me the vin.com and now back to the John clay wolf show.

[B]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[A]

Call in 800800 radio, presented by givethevin.com.

[D]

He'S talking about you, bobbo, not me.

[C]

You think?

[D]

I think. Wow. I think. Hey, the guy with the 17 Platinum Ford. I was just fixing to bid it, but you ran out of time and hung up. Go to givemetheven.com I forgot the. The miles you have on it. I was just starting to think about it.

[E]

Speaking of broadcasters, hang on.

[D]

There's a Jason in Houston's got a 14 Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8 with 43. It just says navigation. But almost all these rigs have sunroofs. Does it? None of a sunroof.

[B]

It does not.

[D]

Was it delete? I mean, I just thought they didn't come without it.

[B]

Yeah, I figured it would come with one when I purchased it too, but it didn't.

[D]

Okay, so it's an all wheel drive V8. Aren't those SRTs all? Yes, they're all all wheel drive. What color?

[B]

Gray. Charcoal gray.

[D]

Average rough or clean?

[B]

Clean.

[D]

In the miles are four, three clean Carfax. No damage history. It's 35, 36, 37 grand.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Yep. I'll buy it. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll come pick it up, bring you a check. Do you have a payoff?

[B]

I don't have it on me. No, I Don't know the exact. I say, I'd say about 38.

[D]

If I had to get we, I, I might. You might not. 38 is pushing it, but let me look at it without the sunroof. Send me the picture, send me the VIN number. Let me make a decision. Get that payoff. Because it sounds like we're going to be right up against your payoff. But I mean, that happens all the time. We just buy customers cars and they literally wind up just giving us the key. And then we just pay the bank off. So anyway, you do not have equity in it, I can tell you that if your payoff's 38.

[B]

Right.

[D]

But I think you're right there at it. All right, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Michael and Odessa, man. You know, in Odessa, we're going to get a lot of this stuff. What, 300,000. It's going to be almost as bad as Oklahoma Oil. It's just oil.

[E]

Yeah. Or rigs.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Not all of them, but.

[D]

It'S not. It's kind of like a ghetto. It's kind of like a ghetto market. Hey, Mike, these high mileage trucks, they're in these areas and that's what they get used to it. Like 120 is low miles.

[C]

Right.

[D]

In the, in the oil field. Sure. And it's like the ghetto cars, you know the Impala? Well, it's eight grand. No, it's two. Well, my buddy gave me eight. Yeah, but you took his Cutlass supreme for nine. Y' all did trades and it's not real. Hey, Mike, an 08F350 four wheel drive. Is it a lariat?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Average. Rougher, clean. And remember, we're in Dallas and we'll come out there and pick it up.

[B]

Oh, I know, I know.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Average.

[D]

Okay. So is it a dually?

[B]

No.

[D]

So it's a single wheel, long bed.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And it's no roof, no nav. But leather.

[B]

Yes.

[D]

And it's 305,000 miles. Have you ever had to have one of those? Do what?

[B]

Almost 306.

[D]

Have you? It really doesn't matter. I mean, if you said 328, it's like, why? Who? I mean, it does. I'd bid it the same. I, I think once they've crossed 2. 2, 2. 10 2. It's all the same. It's a time bomb. When's she gonna blow? We don't know, but she is gonna go.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

And do me a favor, and anyone listening, do not rebuild the motors in these trucks and pay the Ford dealer $10,000 and call me and say, but it's got a brand new motor. Yeah, well, you just. It's still got 300 on the clock. And when I go to sell it, the guy that buys it's going to look at the 300 and he don't give a damn about the motor anyway. He does, but he doesn't. I don't know. I mean, I do know nothing.

[B]

Huh.

[D]

I mean it's, it's 300 on a, on that body style. I'm a six grand guy. I think maybe five. It's five to six, huh?

[B]

It's almost got 16,000 hours on it though too. Also.

[D]

Put me down for 5G's and send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you're interested in selling it. How long have you been listening to us this morning?

[B]

Man, I've been listening since y' all came on. About eight o' clock me out.

[D]

That's good.

[E]

There you go.

[D]

We've got. I can tell if a market's going to be good day one. And I can tell that Odessa is going to be good day one. I've had a lot of feedback from you guys and everybody we've talked to has all said they've been tuned in all morning. That's what. I'm one of you. I'm in the city. Yeah, I'm Dallas. And yeah, I, you know, can eat at fancy restaurants and all that crap. You guys can too. But I, I've got plenty of chicken fried in me as well. Maybe I don't, I don't know if you can pick that up from my context, but I can relate. I can relate. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So what broadcaster you small to town guys call in and tell us the funniest farm animal story you have from high school.

[C]

Careful.

[D]

What were you saying? What?

[E]

What broadcaster in sports was known for saying horn Nelly?

[D]

Oh, Keith. Keith Jackson.

[F]

Jackson. Yes.

[E]

He has passed away.

[D]

Oh no. From What?

[E]

Yeah, he's 89.

[D]

Was he really from life?

[E]

Yeah.

[F]

Oh, Nelly.

[C]

Oh my.

[E]

Down the field.

[D]

Well, I mean he still died from something. He died from all Alzheimer's. He died from his heart stopping. He died from a blown knee.

[E]

What did he die from at the headline?

[C]

Let me see if it says Metamucil.

[D]

So here, this is so stereotypical. I love it. Okay, so we have a 300,000mile 1 ton diesel in Odessa and now we have Paul From Austin Online too. I'm looking at. Okay. What's he driving? Mobile? Nope. But you're in the right Subaru. It's worse.

[F]

Oh. Oh, it's like an electric BMW or something.

[E]

You're warmer.

[D]

You're warmer. But a poor man's version Chevy Volt. Even a little worse.

[E]

Relief.

[D]

Bingo. Nice.

[F]

That's the worst one. Yeah.

[D]

Nice. Hey, Paul. Good morning. Thanks for taking our crap.

[B]

Hey, how you doing, man?

[D]

Good, good. Do you have extra. Do you have extra charge cords?

[B]

No, when I bought it, the charge cord was missing.

[D]

Oh. So is it out of juice right now or do we need to run a wire to it or what?

[B]

No, I juice it at Walmart all the time.

[D]

Okay? Do you. Do you even have a charge cord?

[B]

I do not have a charge cord.

[D]

For it, and that's high risk, dude. Paul, you're a ballsy bastard, running around town with no charge cord. I mean, what if Walmart, like, shut down on Christmas? You can't get charged up.

[B]

It's 24 hours.

[D]

Oh, you're lucky.

[C]

Is that kind of typical of a Nissan customer?

[D]

What?

[C]

Screw the cord.

[D]

Cut the cord. Cut the cord. How much is a cord? What's it cost?

[B]

810 bucks. Nissan.

[D]

All right, I bought 2 volts last week and one of them is missing the cord. And we found one on eBay for $320. Have you looked in the used market for a charge cord?

[B]

Yes, I have. They're about $184 on eBay.

[D]

Grab one. I mean, you know, don't. Don't be so risky. It's like, I mean, what, do you run around drunk all the time too, hoping you won't get pulled over?

[E]

No.

[D]

So have you ever been stranded in your Nissan Leaf ever? From a dead battery?

[B]

Not yet. I've been to Turtle mode. I have not been stranded.

[D]

Oh, man, you don't want to sell this thing. You need to keep the dream alive, dude. Keep Austin weird. Keep running around with that tie down with no charge cord. Be. Be a baller, Paul. Don't sell. I'm not going to buy it from you. I refuse. It's going to ruin your dream and your whole swag of what you got going. Are you a computer programmer?

[B]

I am in tech support, yes.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, man. You can't stop, dude. You can't stop this. We can't stop this. No, Paul, you stick with that Nissan Leaf and you don't get a charge cord and you keep balling through those Walmarts every four hours and don't let up. All right? And if you get tired, I will give three. I will give three grand for.

[C]

Sounds just like Billy. You remember Billy, Used to do it at the old dealership.

[D]

Oh, yeah. He a weird dude.

[C]

Man, screw that, Corey. I don't need a cord for my leak. Defragmenting the C drive is an absolute waste of time. He literally said that to me one time.

[E]

Defragging the C drive is a waste of time.

[D]

Your cachet. Then what do we need to do?

[C]

I just can't wear fuse because of my gout.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Literally said that to me one time. We've noticed you wear those flip flops and it's like 10 degrees outside. I can't with you. He and strip club would have got along great.

[D]

I think Travis in Oklahoma has a truck that is not over 200,000 miles. Travis, are you sure it's. You're in Oklahoma or are you just posing?

[B]

No, I'm in Fairview, Oklahoma. Northwest Oklahoma.

[D]

Are you. Are you just calling? Do you need a bid for what it'll be worth when it hits 200,000 miles?

[B]

No, I'm just going to see what you give me for 140,000.

[D]

10. 10 to 10 to 12,000 on a 08 Super Duty Lariat leather navigation, four wheel drive, power stroke. If you want to sell it. If you want to sell it, Load it up and let's go. Give me the vin.com. max, good morning. You're on the air.

[B]

Good morning. My name is Mac. Mad Max, the original.

[D]

All right.

[C]

Shame what they did to your dog.

[B]

Midland, Texas. Been listening to you all morning. I don't have anything to sell. I just wanted to say hi.

[D]

Hey, Max. We're glad to have you along. The gravy train with biscuit wheels. We start every Saturday morning. Did we start middling at eight or nine?

[B]

I think nine.

[D]

Hell, I don't know. We're on 20 stations now. It's hard to keep up, but I'm excited to be out there and stay tuned in. We're typically live. We typically don't take a weekend off. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the radio all over the region. Ricky. And Baton Rouge has a 07 G6 with 89. Ricky. It's got to be worth two grand. It might be worth a little more. Give me some pictures. Okay. Can you load it up into givemetheven.com?

[B]

Yes, sir.

[D]

Thanks, dude. We'll be right back.

[A]

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[D]

Oh yeah.

[C]

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[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[D]

You want to be on the COVID of High Times, Baba?

[C]

No, no, I think Randy the chipmunk, our chipmunk friends should be on High times, man.

[F]

Man, that's a good idea.

[D]

Is that, is that periodical still published or just digital, man?

[C]

I think it's out there. I don't. I'm not sure. I haven't seen a High Times in a long time.

[D]

Were you ever a subscriber?

[C]

No, but I, I've certainly read a copy of.

[D]

Hey Bob. Bob Floyd's over there with his hand. Come over here, Bob Floyd.

[E]

It is still published.

[D]

Wow. Bob wants to do a dope report. Hit it, Bob.

[C]

Yeah, no, there's actually, there's a trend in periodicals that happened actually back in 2011. A group of students from Spokane, Washington actually fed a bunch of pot to their pet hamsters. And of course they freaked out. They ate themselves dead.

[H]

Oh, no.

[C]

So ever since then, mixing animals with any kind of psychotropic drug, albeit, you know, perfectly harmless, something like, we'll say weed is considered a form of bestiality. It's illegal in 14 states.

[D]

What's going on in the market, Bob, Right now?

[C]

In the market? There's nothing going on in the market. They're trying to. They're trying to outlaw pot again. It's like the 1950s. Yeah, you remember jazz.

[D]

What's that doing to the pricing, Bob?

[C]

Well, the pricing's really gone all to hell and back right now for an oz in out of the way places like Bowie, Texas, you might pay something like $300 and that's a lot, John.

[D]

Holy cow. $300?

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

And you can't buy zigzags anywhere. It's crazy. Like everybody's got it, but they're not selling.

[D]

That's your dope report from our own in house reporter Bob Floyd.

[E]

Mexico, here we come from hightimes.com. are aliens watching us because they want our marijuana Maybe that's one of the headlines.

[F]

Is it really?

[E]

Seriously?

[D]

Rw Good morning.

[B]

Yeah, good morning.

[D]

Where are you calling from sir?

[B]

I'm out here in Texas county called Bell.

[D]

Bail. Bell, Bell, Bell, Bell. That's down by Fort Hood, isn't not, that's right.

[B]

I'm just right here nearby.

[D]

Okay, so you have an 06 dually Cummins, 80,000 mile, two wheel drive. Did you buy it new or used?

[B]

I bought it brand new from the dealer.

[D]

Brand spanking. What color is it?

[B]

It's white with gray interior.

[D]

On a scale of 1 to 20? No. On a scale of 1 to 10, what have you got as far as cleanliness? Nice.

[B]

The car car's never been wrecked. It's doesn't have anything wrong. It's never been goose neck, it's only been bumper pulled, got fresh tires on it. Oh man, I, I'd have to. You know, everybody tells me why am I wanting to sell? I say well I just think about getting something newer. But it's the last of the five nines. I'd have to about a nine and a half.

[D]

If it was a four wheel drive I'd come down there and arm wrestle you for it.

[B]

It's a four wheel drive. I, I, four wheel drive, I'd already had it sold.

[D]

Right. See isn't that weird? I mean how they see you've experienced this. The differential between four wheel drive and two wheel drive demand is unbelievable on these things. It's like a whole different car.

[B]

Well, I almost bought a four wheel drive it to my stuff, you know, I'm not going to use it because I'm, I'm the other side of the road. You know a lot of guys out there want a four wheel drive and most four wheel drives I wouldn't buy one.

[D]

I understand they're just tore up in, in 06. I was a Dodge dealer in 06 and it would have cost you 25, 20 $600 for a four wheel drive up option and the difference in money would be $8,000. Now isn't that weird? Yeah, it's crazy. Anyway, does 12 grand buy it?

[B]

No sir.

[D]

What buys it?

[B]

Oh gosh man.

[D]

You want four wheel drive money? You want four wheel drive money, that's what it is. You're looking on the Internet. Go ahead.

[B]

I've had people offer me on my two wheel drive 30 grand.

[D]

I think you've been smoking some of Bob's finest.

[F]

There's no way.

[D]

I love these crazy calls. It's as crazy as this guy's Miles Gordon. This Truck has half a million miles on it, man.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[D]

Did you buy it new?

[B]

Brand new.

[D]

Damn.

[E]

Where did you go besides the moon?

[D]

Where did you go, Gordon? Did you go to Alaska?

[B]

I've been around the United States where they still sell some of them five fingered ten dollar lids.

[C]

Well, now you've heard my feelings.

[D]

Well, I mean, I just. It's an extended cab, right?

[B]

Yes, it is.

[D]

You know, you know what you've got and it's not worth selling. You kept it this long, do you really want to sell it?

[B]

I'm just looking to see what it's.

[D]

The wholesale money on it. 472,000 miles. It's going straight to Mexico. It's going to jump through. When it comes down the corridor, it's just like going to go into autopilot mode and run those last 50 miles on its own. And it knows where the ramp is. It's gonna jump the Rio Grande right over to Mexico. And then when you're down there in five years with your wife on vacation, you're gonna see it going down the street. Painted yellow, but.

[B]

So I'd be better off trading it in for some of that green leafy stuff.

[D]

Yeah, it's a thousand dollar truck, Basil. It's a thousand dollar truck. And if you put 1900 on the windshield and stick it out on the curb anywhere, you're going to have plenty of Mexican dealers come up and offer you 1200, 1300, $1400. And they'll wear you out, dude. They will start, they'll start at 500 and they'll like go in 50s for an hour and a half. But they'll finally end about 1350. And that'll be their best and final offer after they leave and come back twice. And then, then you take that.

[B]

Well, all right.

[D]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Hey, man, you know, I'm sorry. Go ahead. No, you know who else is from Bell County, Texas? Chris Marion.

[D]

I don't know Chris Marion. Abstract weirdo stuff.

[C]

He's currently a member of the Little River Band, but he's played for a lot of.

[D]

Currently a member. So that means he's just a pro bass player that the tribute band grabbed off of a Craigslist ad. And Bob pays homage to him because in the background, his mind, that could have been him, but he played for.

[C]

Years for Shenandoah and for Jeannie C. Riley.

[D]

Okay, now, I don't know who GDC Riley is, but was he on the albums of Shenandoah or was he their backup hired gun bass player? Also, yeah, he was like a half.

[C]

Step bass player in law.

[D]

I mean you and your BS dude, it kills me.

[C]

Google famous people from Bell County, Texas, man. See what you found. That's all I found.

[D]

If you weren't so far away and I wasn't so tired, I'd come over there and whip your ass.

[C]

That's my detective work.

[E]

You don't know Jeannie Riley.

[C]

You and Velma think you're so smart.

[D]

800-800-723 rolly rit raggy 800, 800 radio.

[E]

Speaking of rock legends, Eric Clapton is in the news. He is losing his hearing. He says the 72 year old is suffering from tinnitus.

[D]

Ouch.

[E]

A ringing in the ear that is commonly caused by noise induced hearing loss.

[D]

I heard he lost his erection about three years ago. And now this.

[E]

Now this I losing his hearing. He says the only thing I'm concerned with now is being in my 70s and being able to be proficient and stay on tour. I mean, I am going deaf. He followed it up by saying, hey, didn't hurt Bob Dylan. He's been dead, he's been deaf since 1960.

[D]

And I, I, I think, I think he's doing a deal with Tom Petty. That, that Tom Petty show that I'm going to take Bobbo to in July. I believe Eric Clapper is gonna be part of that.

[E]

Seriously?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

A headline for you. Woman returns dead Christmas tree to Costa Rica, January 4th.

[D]

I love it.

[E]

True story.

[D]

And how did that go?

[E]

Where else in California? Costco actually took the damn thing back.

[D]

Just for the press.

[E]

Just for the press.

[D]

I mean, $30. Look what we're talking about. Costco and reminding people that Costco exists. Exactly. Speaking of, did you see where Sam's club just Suddenly closed? Like 60 stores around the country?

[E]

Yeah. Walmart says they're gonna start paying 11 bucks an hour. And the very next hour they said.

[D]

They'Re gonna close 60 stores because of Costco.

[F]

That's why Costco is packed all the time.

[E]

They've got Sam's.

[D]

I mean, because Costco has a Mexican meat market inside of it. That's why. What? It's. I just made that up, but I bet I'm on to something.

[F]

No, it's, it's kind of high end. Like high end foods and stuff. Like the high end high end. It's not your cheap cheap. Yeah, it's not your cheap cheap. It's better insane.

[D]

It's like when you fart, it kind of even stinks.

[C]

Yeah, they'll throw you out.

[D]

Not just popcorn.

[E]

Looking for a job? Want to be a flight attendant? Would you like to work for an airline that doesn't really exist? Ever heard of Janet Air?

[D]

No.

[E]

Janet, You've never heard of this? This is out of Las Vegas. They're white 737s with a red stripe down the side. And they fly people out of. Out of Las Vegas to Area 51. They're looking for flight attendants. They say attendance must be level headed. Clear thinking while handling unusual incidents like the situations, like severe. They say severe weather conditions including turbulence and hijackings or bomb threats. At least that's true. Another prerequisite active top secret clearance. Highly desired. It's also preferable that applicants speak English, Spanish, Chinese and Klingon. That's not true.

[F]

Wear a hat.

[E]

Can you imagine that? Yeah, you watch the 730s. They're white with the blue with.

[D]

We have 30 minutes. We have three minutes left and we have not talked sports at all. So.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

The Monday night game was awesome.

[F]

Go ahead. Sorry.

[D]

Did you agree?

[F]

Oh, yeah. Talking about the college football championship. One of the. Yeah, I'd say the best. Because the week last year ended in the same way.

[D]

It's always good.

[H]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, yeah, it was, you know. Oh, you think, I mean, really, that they were one first down away from the national championship when. When all those games come down to overtime in inches and centimeters. I mean, one. One different. Anything could have changed everything. But for Nick. Nick Saban gets the big baller of the decade award for sports, in my opinion. Halftime, he's down. Let's grab the kid that hadn't played all year and put him in. Obviously, he knew something. Well, he.

[F]

He's seen him in practice. He knows he could throw the ball. They couldn't throw the ball. And that's because they weren't running the ball either. So they had to do something. That kid that was in there, Jalen, is not a thrower.

[D]

But they got him to the national championship. He's not a thrower. He's no good Hunt. That's why he's in the national championship.

[F]

He was good enough to manage him because their defense is so good. But this is the championship game. He had to do something that was. I mean, it was ballsy just to bring this freshman.

[D]

True, true freshman.

[J]

He's 19 years old.

[D]

It was above ballsy. It was the ballsiest thing I've seen. Balls. And since balls were instated, now that kid's gonna probably.

[F]

He's gonna be a Heisman front runner.

[D]

Of course. I mean, he's.

[F]

That he's legit. He threw a game winning 49 yard touchdown pass on a rope.

[D]

What? What? Yes. What do we have in the playoffs this week? I have no idea. The Vikings versus the Saints coming up at 3:30.

[F]

Falcons at the Eagles. Falcons are three and a half point favorites. Yes.

[D]

They're favorites over the Eagles. Yes.

[F]

This is the first time a number one seed has been an underdog.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Ever.

[D]

So.

[F]

And I think the Falcons will win that game too. And then later on today at what time central? 3:30.

[D]

Okay, I'm gonna watch it.

[F]

And then Titans at the patriots. Patriots are 13 points favor 13 point favorites, which is a lot of points to me.

[D]

Yeah, I mean that's a lot.

[F]

That's tonight, man. Then tomorrow's a real good games. Jaguars at Steelers. Jaguars beat the Steelers early in the year.

[D]

They're going to lose this one.

[F]

The Steelers, the Jags.

[D]

Jags.

[F]

Yeah, I think so too. And then Saints at the Vikings, four point favorites. I think the Saints win. I think the Saints are in the.

[D]

Super bowl this year. The Saints are great. Yeah, the Saints are wonderful. How long has it been since they won one? Was it ten years ago? Something like that?

[F]

Something like that was nine, right?

[D]

Something like that.

[F]

When was Hurricane Katrina? Just after the.

[D]

That. That would been o. Katrina. That would have been 05, wouldn't it was 05.

[F]

So it was 06 when they won, right?

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

Something like that.

[D]

Yeah. Huh. Well, big football day lined up. And today and tomorrow and then next week. Two games.

[E]

Yes.

[F]

Then there'll be two games the next week for the NFC and AFC championship.

[D]

And then skip a week. And then super bowl. Yep.

[F]

Sunday, February 4th.

[D]

Awesome. And then it's over. Then we all turn off our sports hats and we put it up until mid baseball season when anybody cares. And basketball starts getting hot in April.

[F]

Really? June is the playoffs.

[D]

That's.

[F]

That's the finals of May. Really?

[D]

So you're one of those guys just turned on. Oh, we're out of time. We gotta go. All right. Everybody enjoyed it? Corpus, all the new affiliates. Colleen, Midland, welcome aboard. We'll see you next Saturday. And everybody else, Oklahoma City. Houston, Louisiana, of course. My name is John Claywolf. GiveMeTheVen.com is where you go to sell your car. We will come pick it up. Unless you live in the absolute boonies out in Pecos or something, then we're gonna make a different deal. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[B]

It's good.