#132 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #132 (Feb 13, 2026)

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Episode Overview

Episode #132 of The John Clay Wolfe Show, "Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com," rides again for another wild Saturday morning. John and his lively team—Bob Floyd, JD, Turley, Hannah, and more—bring their signature blend of car appraisals, irreverent comedy, off-the-rails banter, classic rock, and biting social commentary. True to form, the crew veers from hardcore car talk to stories about drugs, rock stars, strippers, and growing up Texan, with plenty of FCC-line dancing along the way.

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Key Themes and Discussions

1. The Car Buying Circus

• Live Call-ins and Instant Car Offers

  • Multiple callers pitch their rides for John to bid live on-air, contributing to the show's fast-paced, interactive energy.
  • Notable moments include negotiations on a '09 Honda Accord (03:28), a 2011 Ram 3500 Longhorn Laramie (21:46), and a 2015 Dodge Tradesman Dually (30:50), among many others.
  • John and the team lampoon the process, joke about the anonymity of online transactions, and sometimes get a bit personal with callers.

  Quote:

  "My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio." (14:33)

• SellMeYourWife.com Gag

  • Running joke where callers try to "sell their wife" instead of a car, riffing on the appraisal process and poking fun at online marketplace culture.
  • The banter eventually involves rating, "wife-facts reports," and mock auctions for spouses.

  Quote:

  "Sell me your wife dot com. I think we should just—I need to be sensitive... This is for entertainment purposes only." (14:00)

• Behind the Scenes of GiveMeTheVIN.com

  • The show touts how their online system works (now with license plate entries for instant bids) and brags about beating CarMax offers.
  • Occasional skepticism about paying too much or being scammed by sellers.

  Quote:

  "You don't make your money when you sell 'em, boy. You make your money when you buy." (23:58)

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2. Car Culture, Classic Rock & Radio Nostalgia

• Radio Wars & Classic DJs

  • Nostalgic impersonations of legendary DJs in the Dallas/Fort Worth area (06:01–09:41), reflecting on competitive personalities and radio history.
  • Long discussion about how every town had its own "stoner DJ," and the cultural impact of these figures on listeners.

  Quote:

  "Every town had that guy. Had that stoner guy." (20:27)

• Classic Rock Death Roll

  • Discussion on the passing of rock icons like Ray Thomas (Moody Blues), Tom Petty, and the ever-looming specter of overdose.
  • Humorous, yet poignant acknowledgment of drug-abuse-related deaths in rock and pop music.

  Quote:

  "I'm just ready for any rock star to die that's not from a massive overdose of something." (19:07)

• ABBA Royalty Checks

  • Lighthearted segment about John’s (possibly tongue-in-cheek) connection to ABBA money through his wife’s family.
  • Banter about community property, royalty splits, and the enduring appeal of the Swedish supergroup.

  Quote:

  "Texas is the community property state, dearest... once that money hits the great state of Texas, it's half mine." (34:10)

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3. Social Satire, Pranks & Regulars

• Rush Limbaugh Parody ("Rush Limo")

  • Bob Floyd expertly performs as "Rush," combining politics, golf, McDonald's, and prescription drugs, continuing the show's running satire of radio blowhards.
  • “Rush” lectures on the proper way to combine French toast, vodka, and Percocet—culminating in a Pink Floyd reference.

  Quote:

  "How can you have any Percocets if you don't eat your French toast?" (27:17)

• Houston Listeners and Technical Glitches

  • Multiple on-air references to being dropped by affiliates or losing hours due to technical issues in Houston.
  • Genuine calls from listeners inquiring about lost airtime or changes in station carry, folded into the show’s meta-commentary.

• "Black, White, Latino or Other" Segment (40:49)

  • DJ Pre K runs the ongoing bit where the crew guesses the race/ethnicity of a criminal based on a quirky crime summary.

  Quote:

  "We got a man out in Maine … started beating himself up … what y’all think? Black, white, Latino or other?" (40:49)

• Party City Farewell

  • DJ Pre K shares stories from quitting Party City for the full-time radio gig, playfully venting about rowdy kids and retail life (42:05–44:51).

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4. Sex, Drugs, and Suburbia

• Mail-Order Bride Story

  • The team discusses American men marrying Russian women, complete with tales of heartbreak, financial wrangling, and cultural mismatches (10:00–12:11).

  Quote:

  "He was 54, she was 21 … They were married about seven years and the last 6.9 were awful." (11:07)

• Drug Epidemics — Fentanyl & Meth

  • Extended dialogue on the surge in overdose deaths among celebrities and “regular folks,” with input from a pharmacist caller.
  • The crew lampoons (and earnestly condemns) the dangers of heroin, fentanyl, and meth, mixing gallows humor with real caution.

  Quote:

  "Even if they’re off of it, it still changes you mentally, man. It definitely messes you up permanently." (88:36, Pharmacist caller)

• Strippers & Super Bowl Economics

  • “Hannah” (show regular) discusses making big money as a dancer at the Super Bowl, reminiscing on her career and future plans after dancing.

  Quote:

  "A lot of girls have dreams of being a dental hygienist. I thought, I just wanna shake my boobs." (103:56)

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5. Sports & Super Bowl Hijinks

• Tom Brady’s Thumb — Faux Drama

  • Extravagant, satirical tale about Tony Romo accidentally chopping off Tom Brady’s thumb with a cheese knife at a CBS pre-game party (64:00–67:39).

  Quote:

  "Tony throw the thumb 68 yards... the robot Gronkowski—who is Antonio’s cousin—catches the thumb and follows Tom Brady to the hospital." (67:43)

• NFL Playoffs & Fan Culture

  • Who’s gonna win the conference finals? The crew weighs in, jokes about the "fix being in," and laments the possibility of a low-rated Jags-Vikings Super Bowl.

  Quote:

  "You know how bad the rating would be if it was Jaguars and Vikings in the Super Bowl? Oh my God, it would be terrible." (99:14)

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6. Beer, Tobacco, and Blue-Collar Bar Talk

• Beer Loyalty and Bar Branding

  • Discussing beer distributor culture, how early drinking leads to lifelong loyalty, and the importance of advertising at college bars.
  • Lively defense of cheap beer (Natural Light, Keystone) and mock outrage at brand betrayal.

  Quote:

  "First of all, natural light is not good beer. I think Keystone … Is Keystone rebranded Coors Light?" (109:01)

• Tobacco Company Code

  • A caller describes how employees at tobacco companies could be fired for lighting up a competitor’s brand, drawing parallels to beer-brand tribalism.
  • Both industries use aggressive, almost cultish internal loyalty policies.

  Quote:

  "My competitor from Philip Morris lit up a cigarette that wasn’t one of his brands, and his boss walked in and fired him on the spot." (141:52)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• John Clay Wolf on Hatred as Motivation:

  "I hope everybody hates me. You think I'm like a masochist, saying it wrong…" (02:01)

• On Selling a Car (or a Wife?):

  "Is she a lease or purchase?"
  — John to a caller in the "sell me your wife" bit (17:18)

• On Car Seller Evasiveness:

  "We have a room full of nice people, right? I'm not one of them." (76:13)

• Rush Limbaugh "French Toast" Parody:

  "How can you have any Percocets if you don't eat your French toast?" (27:17)

• On Meth Users:

  "Meth zombies. They literally look like the Walking Dead is about the only on their face. And they are not home, man." (89:33)

• On Getting Kicked Off Stations:

  "Did we get kicked off? … Maybe that's when the plug was pulled. Possibly." (49:39)

• On Texas Wealth:

  "There are west Texas sheiks that have more money... They wear cowboy hats and they have as much money as the guys with the white towels on their head." (116:01)

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Highlighted Segments with Timestamps

• "Sell Me Your Wife" Bit (12:21–14:34, revisited at 49:44)
• Rush Limbaugh Parody Appearance (24:07–28:23)
• Classic Rock Deaths Discussion (18:34–21:17, 56:54–58:56)
• Black, White, Latino or Other (40:49–41:47, revisited at 109:59)
• DJ Pre K Quitting Party City (42:05–44:51)
• Super Bowl Stripper Economics with Hannah (101:55–104:51)
• Beer & Tobacco Loyalty Parallels (109:01–112:25, 141:48–142:41)
• Tom Brady Thumb Satire (64:00–67:39)
• Autotrader/Kelly Blue Book System Riff (13:44, 54:10, throughout car appraisal calls)
• Meth & Fentanyl Dangers, Pharmacist Call (85:52–89:31, 88:36 for quote)
• Houston Broadcast Troubles (Multiple, ex. 36:27, 49:46, 128:30)

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Tone and Style

The episode is classic John Clay Wolfe: brash, irreverent, sharp-witted, but ultimately loyal to listeners. The crew bounces seamlessly from dead-serious (drug warnings, industry advice) to full-throttle farce (wife auctions, impersonations, strip club tales). John navigates technical snafus and occasionally difficult callers with humor and candor, keeping both longtime fans and radio newcomers plugged in and entertained.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you’ve never tuned in, this episode captures everything that makes The John Clay Wolfe Show a Saturday morning institution in Texas and beyond: savvy car expertise, pungent cultural satire, unfiltered storytelling, and a rowdy cast that treats callers like family… or targets. Whether you’re selling an S10, bickering over beer, or just need a belly laugh, there’s always room for you at this show’s table.

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For car appraisals, shoutouts, or to join the chaos, visit GiveMeTheVIN.com or call 800-800-RADIO.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Crank it up.

[Caller]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Digging it.

[Podbean Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S that noise?

[Bob Floyd]

It sound like. Like a farm admin, old man. Hey, who brought dog, man?

[JD]

That's my dog. Leave him alone.

[Turley]

Does he just smoke?

[JD]

Does he smoke?

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, you want to get high, dog?

[JD]

Leave my dog alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

Take a hit of this milk bar.

[JD]

807 John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bob Floyd]

What a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

Cause it ain't Saturday unless you got the John Clay Wolf show on the radio.

[JD]

Cops. What a.

[Bob Floyd]

What a fantastic feedback we got from last week.

[JD]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

I can't believe it. And I know John hates that. John likes the haters.

[JD]

Does he?

[Bob Floyd]

Because, you know, he thrives on it. He's got that kind of personality. You know, John's wolf's always had this, like, frenetic energy, you know?

[JD]

Oh, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

He just thrives on it. Thrives on the hate. He's like, I hope everybody hates me.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's it go by the time this show's over?

[JD]

That's when we came up with that.

[Bob Floyd]

See, I'm not like that.

[JD]

No, you just lost the listener thing. He loves that.

[Bob Floyd]

I know. I'm like, sorry, Jon. Lost the listener. I'll break your ass. Lose the listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope everybody hates me. You think I'm like a masochist, saying it wrong.

[Bob Floyd]

Babble can be like, I hope everybody hates me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I hope everybody hates me.

[JD]

Babble will stay a week if somebody calls in and goes, you suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD]

Even if it's a wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody did write me a letter this week that said that they think that you're slipping and that you. They liked you better as a drunk.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, they're probably about half right. Hey, man, you know what's occurred to me?

[Caller]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

And I hope name brands are okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, increasingly, over the course of the past year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, you gonna put Pflugerville on hold every time white black guy can't get the damn job done right?

[Bob Floyd]

Jack in the Box commercial. I picture you, John. It's like you are Jack in the Box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I mean, it's almost the voice and everything. Does that register at all? Do you get that, Charlie?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm A Jack in the Box or the Jack for the. The jack.

[Bob Floyd]

Put Ribeye Steaks on. It's done. A burger?

[Hannah]

What the hell is wrong with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

So the jack head is what you.

[Bob Floyd]

Think, and you can only get it at Jack in the Box. Look at my little Jack in the box kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw McDonald's. We're gonna bring the McRib back, too. Patrice, good morning. You're on the air. Patrice. Patrice. Patrice. Patrice. Good morning, Helen. Tyler, kick him up. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Speak up. What you got?

[Hannah]

Hi.

[Caller]

I've got a 2009 Honda Accord with 80, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Do not.

[Caller]

Because I already loaded it on the website and it was pretty simple to load it. Yeah, but I just don't know what to do next.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is your payoff?

[Caller]

I don't have a payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say it was real high. Go light it on fire and drive it off a cliff.

[Caller]

I got a range offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So. So what? Oh, you just want to sell it to us? What did we offer you? What did our computer offer you?

[Caller]

It offered me between five and seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what have I got to pay to buy? Is it nice?

[Caller]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? Well, the VIN already decoded in the system. Well, if it's nice and everything's cool. What's it take to buy the. My. My [e-mail] hits you between five and seven.

[Caller]

I'd sell it for seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's nice, I'll buy it. And I mean, I'm.

[Caller]

Well, I already hit accept on the website. I just need to know what to do next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then, our. Our buyers. What time do they get there? What time is it? Nine.

[DJ Pre K]

Nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They'll be there now, so they're. It's going to flag up in their queue and they're going to call you right now.

[Caller]

Okay. So I just have to wait?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Flugerville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say that fast three times. Okay. We'll. We'll come down and pick it up. Just send it. Go ahead and take pictures of the car all the way around. A picture of the title, front and back, picture of your driver's license, because that's what they're going to ask for. And then we'll send a driver after it with a check.

[Caller]

That sounds great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Hannah]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Turley]

That easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio Pflugerville.

[Bob Floyd]

It's the only place you can eat a delicious burger and Sell your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

You. You haven't put that together all John. No, I swear, every time I see that, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the. Put the what together?

[Bob Floyd]

The Jack in the box thing. The Jack in the box connection.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he does. Good. Okay, good. Well, I have not. I have not. I don't see myself as Jack. I see myself more like Marky Mark and Boogie Nights.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dirk Diggler. I mean, Jack. You know, I knew a couple of gay guys. One of them was named Jack and Bob. And they were my. Our landlords.

[Satan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack and Bob drove a white Cadillac with a white landau top.

[JD]

Every program director just leaned into the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

White wall tires and spy spoke wheels. White poodle. Not the little poodle, but a big poo. White leather interior and another white poodle.

[JD]

And the poodle was all cut with the little pom pomony into the tail.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Jack and Bob driving a fully white interior exterior. Cadillac with two white poodles.

[Bob Floyd]

White kid, leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I called him one day to something, he was my landlord for like four years at the restaurant I had when I was young. 19 years old in the answering machine. This is Jack. I'm at the gorilla cage, taming. I'm in the back. And Bob is on the archery course shooting apples off of my head.

[Bob Floyd]

That sounds just like a morning show.

[JD]

Good morning, I'm Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine Bob. And we're Jack and Bob.

[JD]

Tomorrow morning, six o'.

[Satan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

That does sound like the morning show. Here on 925ZPS.

[Bob Floyd]

We're gonna see who can eat the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most Jack in the Box tacos. You're killing me.

[JD]

Jack in the Box tacos.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bo. And I'm Jim.

[Bob Floyd]

Hi, everybody. I'm Bo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Jill.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, that's funny.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lord, those guys have been in Dallas forever.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, they're a staple.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was a kid, they were on Q102. Yeah, forever. And it was them versus the zoo.

[JD]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was. It was bo and Jim versus John. Rody and John LaBella. We're high and we're stone. It was the stoners versus the. The over the voice actors.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, John, I've heard there's another radio station in town and apparently they're talking about her shoes. And I obviously don't wear any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Rhodey?

[Bob Floyd]

What's that got to do with the new cut by Anna Nancy Wilson of Hart? I don't know, but we're gonna play it for you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, that's pretty good. He's pretty close to Rhodey that is pretty good.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, it's all about the shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so good.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, take a choke of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

People used to mail them their marijuana. Yeah, they would. They would do a kumquat report. What was it called?

[Bob Floyd]

Paraquat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paraquat.

[JD]

Paraquat.

[John Clay Wolf]

And back in the Vietnam days or something, right?

[Bob Floyd]

No, post Vietnam, the Jamie Carter days, people would.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would spray marijuana fields with paraquat.

[Bob Floyd]

The US government would. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And roadie at the zoo would tell all of his listeners to mail in his wheat. Mail in your weed and we'll check it for paraquat.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, now, look out for. If you're smoking grass that you got from Mexico, like, it may be dangerous, so send some into here on the zoo. We're gonna try it out. Okay. And I'm not from Canada just because I sound like it, but I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spend some time in Detroit at www. 800-800-7234.

[JD]

And over at Q102, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Good morning.

[Bob Floyd]

This phone this year taking the Oilers in the super bowl on fun days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. This John Eli Rodeo. You're not J.D. i thought you're J.D. and I thought you're Bob.

[JD]

Oh, we're playing John.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got Turley.

[Bob Floyd]

Damn it. You blew my cover, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The angry Jew producer. She's not angry.

[JD]

Other than that, it's perfect.

[Bob Floyd]

I think he's former Czech Republic, probably.

[JD]

Oh, you're killing me, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought about. You've had problems? Not problems, but just, you know.

[Bob Floyd]

What kind of problems?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought about recruiting a woman?

[Bob Floyd]

Do I look like I have any problems?

[JD]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Recruiting how?

[JD]

I mean, where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like.

[JD]

Like a Russian bride brought up the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Czech Republic and it made me think. Yeah, first thing you know where my head is.

[Bob Floyd]

I have. I can't find them every. Everywhere online. And I know I'm looking in the wrong place.

[JD]

There are Russian women that will come over here and there are Svadlana.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, right, right. The good ads are probably on a bathroom wall somewhere. No, no, I'm looking online on the world wide web. Like anybody. All those places look like scams and I won't click it.

[JD]

I had a friend that did it went over there. You gotta go there and you gotta pay the government.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it.

[JD]

It ended up costing him about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the guy that died?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. Killed him.

[JD]

No guy. She ended up being a nut, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did she speak English or. She didn't speak English. It really didn't matter.

[JD]

She got her. She spoke broken English. She got better, but she got angry. She was better. What's better? English. She just.

[John Clay Wolf]

How good looking was she on a scale of 1 to 10? She was better.

[JD]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how old was he and how.

[JD]

Old was she was he was 54. 5 and she was 21. I'm not making it up. Not making it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how often was he consumating?

[JD]

All the time. That was the. That was the plow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a sharecropper. 10 acres and a mule.

[JD]

He had to go over there. You had to pay the government some. You had to pay her family money. Oh, you trust me, there's all kinds of people with their hands out for these deals. It's not. It ain't going love. They were married about seven years and the last 6.9 were awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's she now?

[JD]

I don't know. She went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[JD]

She was just angry. She was just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably because she was bitter and angry. Was he an attractive man?

[JD]

No, he was a motorcycle old. No, no offense with motorcycle guys, but he was really overweight and just didn't take care of himself, so. But she wanted to get out of Russia.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did they break up?

[JD]

See, I, you know, at some point he sucked. Look, you're gonna kill me. Get out of here. Let's just call this. Call this off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So. So it did actually get old. Oh, that's the old fable. Will it ever get old?

[Bob Floyd]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did get old.

[JD]

Just the anger. Just. Yeah, the fright fighting. I get it, I get it. No, I know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

The anger. I know that gets old. Yes, I've been talking about that stuff. If they could figure out a way to wrap it around a car rim and put all the tire businesses out of. At a shop.

[Bob Floyd]

Right. But wait, what if they didn't even have to worry about it? What if it's just sometimes it's time for a new wife because it doesn't work. Start a. Start a business like. Like Give me your wife dot com.

[Turley]

Give me your wife dot com.

[JD]

So easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell meyourwife dot com. I think there are places like that.

[Bob Floyd]

So easy you can do it without an attorney.

[JD]

There's a club in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

She rough clean. What is she, average? Rough for clean. Sell that bitch.

[Bob Floyd]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell me your wife dot com.

[Bob Floyd]

Sell me your wife dot com.

[JD]

So easy. You can do it in her underwear. That's old.

[Turley]

I mean, you could really do that. Start thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is she? What?

[Turley]

What year? Well, she, you know, she's 40. So would that be like a 2000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in and tell us your wife and I'll put a number on her. Yeah, 800-800-7234.

[JD]

And nobody owns sell meyourwife.com. by the way, I just checked.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We can do that this hour. Got some dimples on her google and.

[JD]

It defaulted to a porn website. I swear to God. But we could porno.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's early and Saturday so we really don't get rolling. And a little while. So we can kind of do this off the radar for a minute.

[Turley]

She's got a blemish on her right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. But with the metoo thing going and all the heat out of hot.

[Bob Floyd]

I mean, is there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it sure sounds fun.

[JD]

It sure does. Till come Monday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell me your wife dot com. I think we should just. But I think it just. I need to be sensitive and I think we need to preface it to all women that are listening. This is for entertainment purposes only. And I'd appreciate it if. If a lesbian woman would call in and try to sell me her wife just so we can keep it all equal. Yeah, but we'll even let you keep the ring. 800-800-7234. Or you can just call in with your car and we'll bid that too. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

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[J]

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[Bob Floyd]

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[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Gordon, I'm gonna bid your car. Ronnie, I'm gonna bid your car. Joe, I'm gonna bid your wife.

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Gordon.

[Satan]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, what's happening, Jo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Unevention11 Silverad with 43 two wheel drive. It says leather extended cab. Is that right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Texas edition?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes, it is.

[Caller]

The color? Color. I think I call it honky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Honky. White. Is this it? Does have sunroof. I'm gonna go 16 grand, go to give the vin.com maybe 17 grand. Go to givethevin.com and load it up. Ronnie. 03 Mustang with 150,000 miles. Is it a GT or LX?

[Caller]

LX.

[John Clay Wolf]

LX.

[Caller]

It's a pony. It's a pony. 40 year anniversary.

[John Clay Wolf]

It don't matter all that. I mean, you can't start badging stuff that's like mild out where his nose is bleeding. I mean, it's got 150 on it. It's thousand dollar car. Joe, good morning. Tell me about her. Joe, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, good morning. Listen, I got a 19, a 1987 model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

In pretty good shape. Yeah, pretty good shape. Got a, got a good, got a really good front bumper. The back end's a little, a little bit on the fastback side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fastback? Does that mean it's like smooth and short or is it. Explain that. Fast.

[Caller]

Short and sleek. I like the word sleek. You know, kind of, kind of like a, kind of like a Bugatti rear end. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[Caller]

You know, it's got a lot in the, got a lot in the front, but real shorty in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but is it, is she, is she easy to maintain and easy to operate or she expensive?

[Caller]

Well, the, the main, the, the fuel charges is kind of high. But, but, but hang on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on.

[Caller]

But still to still maintain the body, still in a sleek shape. Okay? Really, I got it. I got, you know, this model turns in real fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a lease or a purchase?

[Caller]

What did you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a lease or purchase?

[Caller]

No, no, I sit for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not interested in buying her, but I will lease her for the afternoon. I'll give $500. Okay. My name's John Clay Wolf and we buy stuff on air. We'll be right back.

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We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[J]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. GiveMeTheVin.com They've completely changed the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

We're back.

[Podbean Announcer]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-roke love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Podbean Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are these guys still alive? Is there gonna be like a mass death of all the classic rock guys within like a 48 hour period?

[Bob Floyd]

It's already started, man.

[JD]

Who's. Who's new? Tom Petty, of course. They found.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's going on tour with Dwight Yoakum this summer.

[Bob Floyd]

Malcolm Young from acdc. Ray Thomas from the Moody Blues died last week.

[JD]

Did he?

[Bob Floyd]

He was the flute guy. He was the one that said breathe deep the gathering gloom. You hear that guy? Yeah.

[Turley]

Big, big part of the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Pied Piper, man. That's a big part of the. Out the. The act.

[JD]

I'm just ready for any rock star to die that's not from a massive overdose of something just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a natural cause, you know, J.D. i'm gonna die from a massive overdose of your bad BS that's not bad bs.

[JD]

Did you hear about Tom Patty then?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD]

No, you didn't? Smart Alec Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna die of a massive overdose of your.

[JD]

A massive accidental overdose of drugs. Tom Petty.

[Turley]

What, too much weed?

[JD]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

You didn't hear this?

[JD]

No, came out yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a doper. Accidental. Is that why he always talks a.

[JD]

Bunch of different stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he just was. I thought he just had a touch. Pills?

[JD]

Yeah, pain medication. They said that was prescribed because he had hip surgery. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he had doctors that write you anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course. Michael Jackson disease.

[JD]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, exactly it.

[JD]

Exactly. Well, Fentanyl. Yeah, the same stuff.

[Bob Floyd]

This weekend on the program, we're going to have J.D. ryan from our sister station the. The KPLEX come out over and talk about dead rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're back to.

[JD]

We're back to roadie.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, he's. And J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to remember, a lot of people in the listening area do not.

[JD]

Know idea who is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Louisiana and damn near all of Texas except El Paso. Babo. So roadie was popular here, but he's huge in our hearts.

[Bob Floyd]

A lot of people just find the voice to be soothing.

[JD]

But see, every. Every town had that guy. Had that stoner guy. Every town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wichita Falls, Texas still has it. Keith Vaughn.

[Bob Floyd]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what's wrong with him?

[Bob Floyd]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause he's like, how's he.

[Bob Floyd]

Aggressive rock guy. Wait, I'm gonna die if I don't get some. Some Billy Squire music right now.

[Turley]

All right, well, that's what the new generation stoner Guys like a guy named Shrooms.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Shrooms in the. In the afternoon here.

[Turley]

Here in the Dallas Fort Worth, there's a guy named Shroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

He talks like the sports guy from the Stern Show. What's his name?

[Turley]

It's like, what's his face? For all on the bench. It sounds just like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, guys, we're gonna talk some sports here. Like Alice the goon for Popeye is where I got my shtick from.

[Bob Floyd]

Coming up next, we're gonna play you some Alice and James.

[Turley]

That Shroom right there.

[Bob Floyd]

Get high and rock your balls off. It's gonna be a good time. Dead Rocker Sunday is coming this time, come on down to the nudie bar. We're gonna listen to AC DC and rock our balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who'd this be?

[JD]

Radio people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Bob Floyd]

How about it's Mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Not much. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2011 Ram 3500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How many miles?

[Bob Floyd]

It's too young.

[Caller]

32,000 then you do not live in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wonderful state of Oklahoma. Because if you lived in Oklahoma to have to have either 132 or 232, where do you live?

[Caller]

No, man, I'm from Enfield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's the Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Longhorn Laramie or. Or is it. What's that damn thing? Yeah. Longhorn or Laramie?

[Caller]

Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the King Ranch version, right? Oh, yeah, man.

[Caller]

It's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're kind of dragging. Is this stick. Are you fixing to hit me with something? Like, I feel like I'm getting set up.

[Caller]

Then I got a Carmax offer for 32, John, but I need 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's a lot. That's a lot of spread. You got a lot of negative equity there, boss. Hang on. So you. Is this. Is this four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's a 2000. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Everybody shut up. Hang on. Turn the damn music down, Turley. I can't hear you. Be quiet, caller. Now, listen, we've got a 2011 dually four wheel drive, Longhorn Laramie Cummins with 32,000 miles on it, right?

[Caller]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's 36 grand. Yeah. All right, then I'm gonna buy it. If you want to sell it. If I give you 36 or do I own it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I have been on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. All right. I. I don't know why my. My competitor lowballed them so hard, because they know better than that. But I guess they did, didn't they?

[Bob Floyd]

How many miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

32. I mean, it's fine. It's a new. Thanks. Thank you. I mean, yeah, if we're gonna beat him by four grand, that's. That's a little more than the norm, but whatever. 800. 800. 7234. I've heard people have said. True.

[Turley]

I mean, that's. And sometimes it makes me worry because maybe we're giving too much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a good point. You've got a good point. Because they don't all come forward when we give an offer. And they're like. They don't tell us until it's over.

[Bob Floyd]

You don't make your money when you sell them, boy. You make your money when you buy. Hook your trailer up, buy you some horses and make some dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush limo. Get over here. Rush limo. Come on, come on, come on.

[Turley]

Let me dial him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Turley]

He's in Florida here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bob Floyd]

Absolute John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, sir.

[Bob Floyd]

I may be in Florida technically, but in my heart, I'm always there in El Paso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why El Paso with you boys?

[JD]

We're not in El Paso.

[Bob Floyd]

Where are you?

[JD]

Dallas. Fort Worth.

[Bob Floyd]

That's good enough.

[JD]

Yeah. Close for you?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, a little time off. Hey, we're having French toast this morning. Yeah, that makes a great breakfast. You ever had it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not had French toast in a while. I've had a McGriddle. Is that the same thing?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't believe so.

[JD]

No, it's not.

[Bob Floyd]

I haven't been inside a McDonald's since last time I played golf with the President.

[JD]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

We took a little break between the seventh and eighth hole and on Queer Lago.

[JD]

You ate at McDonald's?

[Bob Floyd]

Have a couple of Egg McMuffins.

[JD]

I don't think this.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know about the McGriddles. I'm kind of torn between. I mean. Make up your mind.

[JD]

Yeah. Really.

[Bob Floyd]

Do you want pancakes or a sandwich?

[JD]

Thank you.

[Bob Floyd]

Damn it, man. That's why McDonald's always confuses me. He loves it. He ate four of these things in about two minutes. It was crazy. He didn't finish the second half of his third one, so he chopped it into a line and snorted it. My hand to God, this didn't happen. Boy, I admired that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't happen.

[Bob Floyd]

I mean, that takes a lot of sand. Apparently, you can snort McDonald's breakfast food. It didn't get him high. Or anything. Just, you know, gave him a lot of nutrients. Really, really fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how was his golf game?

[Bob Floyd]

Seventh hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Made par.

[Bob Floyd]

So those McGriddles are good for something. But actual French toast on a plate with bacon, a couple of eggs, and about two and a half Percocets. Really makes my day. Because you can't just drink vodka first thing in the morning. You should have some French toast first.

[JD]

Gotcha.

[Bob Floyd]

Then drink vodka. Especially on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how does. How do you mix your alcohol and your pills, Rush? Ray?

[Bob Floyd]

Well, you have two hands, and so you take the pill with your right hand, slowly, cautiously. I don't want to advocate anything dangerous here.

[JD]

Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Then you swizzle, guzzle the vodka until the glass is empty. Then you get another pill ready. And you can do this with your right hand while your left hand's drinking. I've got a special technique, actually. We've been making DVDs with Tim Conway. You remember him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bob Floyd]

He plays Dorf on golf. He gave me the idea. He saw me drinking at a. At an A radio awards banquet and said, you know, you should really film that. And we're gonna make a bazillion bucks because I'm already rich. I figured, what the hell? So, yeah, it's dwarf on Rush. Drinking is the name of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking vodka and taking Percocet. Like, if you do Percocet solo and you do vodka solo, when you combine them, is it better than the two solo combined?

[Bob Floyd]

Here's the thing. You've got to have your French toast first. And this is a little trick I learned from our friends in Pink Floyd. If you don't eat your French toast, you.

[JD]

We can't.

[Bob Floyd]

You can't have any Percocets. How can you have any Percocets if you don't eat your French toast?

[JD]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bob Floyd]

And also, leave those porn stars alone. That whole story hasn't come out yet, but everybody's gonna come back later at.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 o' clock and join us. We want to talk about this some more. 800.

[Bob Floyd]

It'd be a lot of fun by then.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, the phones aren't working. Call in. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7234. We want to buy some cars real quick. 800, 800 radio. Give me the VIN. Or you can just put in your license plate number. Give me the VIN number. Give me the vin.com. or you can push license plate. Just enter your License plate and the computer will do it real quick. But the spring has sprung. The market is coming up. We buy RVs, we buy motorcycles. We buy diesels, lots of diesels. Not big over the road diesels, but like the diesel we bit a minute ago, we buy the prettier, the more we'll impress you. Just like anything.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, junk is really not us. If you'll bring the junk to us, we'll buy it. We're not going to get it. I'm not driving to Pecos, Texas to buy a 87 Accord with 300, 000 miles on it. Actually, I wouldn't even drive across town to do that. But if you want to bring the junk, we'll buy the junk. Because the reason we do it that way, we pick up cars. Everybody else, we pick up for you.

[JD]

Sure, come to your driveway.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the junk, you need to bring it to us because we're racist like that against cars. We're just making sure. We're running. It's running. Make sure it's working.

[JD]

Yeah, that's pretty fair when you're buying a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agree. Because when we buy junk in people's homes, they lie to us about the condition, and we make it three miles down the road and it breaks down and we go back to talk to them about the transaction. There's nobody that will put up a better fight. Yeah, there's nobody that'll put up more fight than a guy that just sold you a 500 car.

[Turley]

It's amazing. They don't answer the door. I mean, they just disappear.

[JD]

Yeah, honey, we're moving. They just took the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to fight, go argue with a guy that just sold you a 500 car.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they ever fight? You broke it.

[Bob Floyd]

They ever turn into a car salesman on you? Well, you should have purchased the warranty. It's a used car, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a cat out of Amarillo sell us an old Jeep wrangler. I think it's 87 CJ7. And we drove up there to get it, driving it back, and it broke down four miles later, clutches out. We call the guy. Like, hey, man. Luckily, we're near a shop. This is at the shop right down the street from you. Clutch is out. We're unwinding the tree. No, you're not. Yes, we are. I asked you real clearly, is anything wrong with it? Will it make it back to Fort Worth? That's sure. Six hours.

[JD]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lied because the mechanic here told us that you were in here with this two days ago. And he said, well, I just told him I'd do it for 700. So I said, here's the deal, cowboy. Get it fixed, we'll come back up and buy it.

[JD]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still gonna buy it, but you're gonna fix it or we're Gonna cut a 700 and old. What's the guy's name in Pulp Fiction?

[Bob Floyd]

Jewels.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a pawn shop. I forgot the gimp. The Gimp herder.

[Bob Floyd]

Zed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zed. Zed here says that he'll put a new clutch in it for 700. And it was about a scene like that. I wasn't there, but I was talking to the drivers. But it's fun. It's fun. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I've got a 2015 Dodge double cab dually. Okay, tradesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

69. Basically 70,000 miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have steel wheels or the chrome wheel covers?

[Caller]

It's got the chrome wheel cover. And of course, there's steel wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I understand, but I'm just wondering which package it's got on. So it's got a chrome grill.

[Caller]

It's not a black grill, it's chrome grill. I've got electric cruise control. I've got the uplifter switches.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got. I've got 45 seconds. So let me ask you the question so I can lock in on what we're talking about. Does it have rubber mat? Does it have vinyl floors or carpet?

[Caller]

Carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got cloth seats. It looks like an slt, but it's an st. Tradesman. The only difference is it's got a. It has a manual driver's seat and that cutout over the glove box on the passenger side where you can put your snuff. Where the airbag should be. Right. Okay. What year is it?

[Caller]

2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it? Does it need anything?

[Caller]

No, I've got the service records and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I don't have to buy windshield tires or fix a fender that you caught at the Burger King drive thru?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 30 grand.

[Caller]

30?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Maybe a little more, actually. Go to givemetheven.com and load the VIN number or your license plate in real quick. See where my computer hits it at. It's a 15 with 70. It's an ST. I think. I'll give more than that. Go to givethevin.com. the computer will do it. And then we'll call you back after the show and get it bought. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Pecos. Right now working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn, man, that's. You know how far that is for me? We'll have to meet you in Midland. I'm not going to Pecos.

[Satan]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

That'S obnoxious. What a. That sounds like an ABBA song. Take a chance, Take a chance, Take a chance. You know, my wife, grandmother's sister is the hot blonde from abba, Right?

[Bob Floyd]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I pick up on these things.

[Bob Floyd]

You do, Helga.

[JD]

You pick up on that check every year, too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Every quarter.

[JD]

Quarter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm sorry. She gets a ABBA check. Royalties from her. It's pretty cool. That means to include your, like, great nieces or whatever the hell you call it. And it's not small either.

[JD]

So cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that that's the number one selling album in the world of all time? Is that Abigail?

[Hannah]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. More so than Eagles Greatest Hits. Look it up. Trust me, I see the chat.

[JD]

I bet you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a chance, Take a chance Take a, Take a chance chance. I can sing that all the way around. High and low. I could sing that stuff drunk and asleep. I am all abba, baby.

[Bob Floyd]

And it's a band that's just.

[JD]

Man, they've stuck around forever and it's still cool, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real cool. Honey, would you like me to run you to the bank?

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[Bob Floyd]

What the hell is going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll drive you to the bank. What? We don't have to go to the drive through. I'll walk it in for you. Sure, we'll put it in that joint account.

[Bob Floyd]

Sitting around waiting for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we don't need to do that Danish account. We'll put in that joint account, that ABBA money. Now listen, honey. Texas is the community property state, dearest. And I know that you've got this Scandinavian ABBA money coming over just because you think you're all high and mighty, but once that money hits the great state of Texas, it's half mine. So I'm half ABBA on the back of ABBA gold. It should have some credits of me.

[Bob Floyd]

Light of my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[Bob Floyd]

The abatech's going in the joint account. That's how we're gonna do it. This thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you control 100% of the I I. You know what you got. Yes. But you don't control 100% of that album money. Not as long as you're married to me.

[Satan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Good morning. You're on there. Do you have any Charlie, we need to play some ABBA to get people to buy more ABBA gold so our check will go up. What were you saying? Go ahead.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

I got 69 on a blonde headed. So you open the hood and then it's a Reddit.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S got a six. What, what year model?

[Turley]

69.

[Caller]

69 high miles, high maintenance.

[John Clay Wolf]

69 red. What kind of car?

[Caller]

It's a blonde headed woman. I'm selling my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh. Well if I run a carfax on her. She clean a bit?

[Caller]

No, no, I, I, I already got me a wife fact offer so you gonna have to step up your prize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Facts is are you wanting to lease, are you wanting to lease her or sell her? Straight up.

[Caller]

Straight up and I, I'll put the tires on the single wide and it go with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that's what I was going to ask her. Are there any liens? Cuz I. No, no, I don't make bank payoffs on wives.

[Bob Floyd]

What if you don't beat the wife facts offer? John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking about that.

[JD]

We send them or give them beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wife facts offer. I have to ponder on that Bob. I'm going to think hard about that. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello 69.

[Caller]

Yeah speaking of money, he trying to save some money by not advertising up here in northwest Arkansas, southwest Missouri anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on the air up there?

[Caller]

He hadn't been for the last two weeks up here on the KK up here in you know, northwest Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't, we haven't spent any money with them in a year. That's probably why.

[Caller]

Well you've been, you've been on up till last or last two weeks and then this week now I think they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of changed their format. Yeah, I think they went from like classic rock to like classic hillbilly rock.

[JD]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't know if we made the switch with them. I have to call them. I don't know.

[Caller]

Yeah, you've been on. Thanks for letting listen to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Listen to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Go to, go to john claywolf.com and click listen live on the stream. And also the podcast obviously is on iTunes about 1 o' clock and on all the radio stations. If you go to john claywolf.com click stations. There's 20 stations on there. Well now 19 that have our show you can stream right there. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello?

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a problem with joint checking account. First of all, they give you a receipt and there are no rolling papers. So, you know, I mean, I don't mind. I mean, but throw me something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you banking?

[Caller]

Where are you banking anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you banking? Because you might need to change your bank.

[Caller]

Well, it's Jefferson County Tech. It's Southeast Texas. Yeah, we're a little disturbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Listening to Chipmunk Christmas card. And I don't know if he got it. I put a little piece of walnut in the card.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did get it.

[Caller]

Hopefully he had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Here he is right here. Randy, you hear? There's your guy that sent you a Christmas card.

[Hannah]

Is this the guy that sent the card?

[Caller]

Yes, it is, Randy.

[Hannah]

Hey, man, that was really cool.

[Caller]

Well, I started to call you on January 6th because that was that, you know, day of epiphany, but I figured that walnut, that little slice of it probably should have lasted, but you're probably still chewing on it.

[Hannah]

You had a. What? Epiphany.

[JD]

Epiphany, yeah.

[Hannah]

What is that?

[JD]

A moment of clarity.

[Hannah]

Oh, like alcoholic?

[JD]

Yeah, like that.

[Hannah]

Yeah, I didn't have one, but good luck with that, buddy. Hey, but really, we had Christmas covered and everything. That made a great stocking stuffer, though. Yeah, we take all the help out now.

[Caller]

You know, Mardi Gras coming up, too.

[Hannah]

Because it's hard as hell for a chipmunk.

[Caller]

Mardi Gras coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I ain't never gonna do no Mardi Gras no more. It's a hazardous time for rodents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy did. What does Rush Limbaugh said? Did you hear him quoting Pink Floyd this morning?

[Hannah]

Yeah, man, Rush sounds like he's tripping his balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree, but he had a lot. He had a line that. That I. That was impressive to me. Yeah, he's probably right.

[Hannah]

He said, you know, if you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eat in the Percocets. Slow down. What? Now? How can you have any Percocets if you don't eat your French toast? How could you have any Percocets if you don't eat your French toast? If you don't eat your French toast.

[Hannah]

You can't have any Percocets. Just like the Pink Floyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the pink fluid.

[Hannah]

You don't think he's getting Florida? Licking a lizard in the eye is.

[JD]

I believe Rush has done that many times.

[Hannah]

It's like he's tripping his nuts off. I'm a little worried about Rush, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Hannah]

Anyway, thank you for a Christmas card.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's already gone. He's gonna come back. Rush is gonna be back on the show about 10 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. 800-800-72-3,4.

[JD]

Speaking of things that have got coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up, 800, 800 radio, a listener party in Houston, February 10th, Alabama, and something. I've got it written down on my phone right next to the Galleria. Damn it. Now listen, somebody dj, I need Rob to put this up on the website. That's your job. You and Rob are like homeboys now, DJ Prek. Actually, we need to do a quick hit of light black, white, Latino or other. But. But we've got to put the listener party info on the website. John claywolf.com. i need. Send him a. Give him a call. Like now. We got to get that. I'm going to tell him I'm gonna afford this info, but let's do your bit.

[Bob Floyd]

You say Alabama's coming?

[Caller]

I'm on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, today for black, white, Latino or other, everybody's favorite game show. We got a man out in Maine who wanted to get out of a police sobriety test. So he started beating himself up, punching him in himself in the face about three or four times so that he would bleed all over the place and police would have to take him to the hospital instead of the jail. But they ended up just taking him to jail instead and accusing him with a false fine, physical evidence and criminal mischief and all that, and operating under the influence. So what y' all think? Black, white, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maine, Maine.

[Turley]

It's gotta be a white guy.

[JD]

It's too easy to go white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Whitey, blacky. That ain't no good. You got anything better than that, is it? What? Okay, it's white guys. Is that right?

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all going white?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's. Everybody's going white.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's a white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so can you dig deeper and like, come up with a puzzle that's unsolvable or at least you have to think about?

[DJ Pre K]

I might have a few in the bank. Let me. Let me check and see what I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Party City. How's that job at Party City working out?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, well, it's not working out no more. You know, I. I went ahead and quit so I could come work with y', all, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, full time.

[Bob Floyd]

Gonna sort the lightsabers.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, I don't know. Y' all gonna have to get y' all balloons full price. Now, are you, Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still working there or are you done?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was your last day at Party City?

[DJ Pre K]

My last day was Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do anything on the way out, like pop the balloons or yell at a kid or steal a Jedi sword?

[DJ Pre K]

I stole some candy. But, you know, we ain't gonna talk too much about that, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you like the least about working at Party City? I mean, this sounds like a scene on a Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Rat at the movie theater, man. Just the brat.

[DJ Pre K]

Kids that come in there, play with all the toys, leave them on the damn ground, and their parents don't care, and they just let them run over, open up packages, eat all damn candy, and I got to clean it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah. Did you. Did you ever talk to a parent about any of this? Say, hey, or did you just take it like a man?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no.

[Turley]

I get.

[DJ Pre K]

I just put a smile on, give them real great customer service.

[John Clay Wolf]

How bad were the kids about Unshelven the stuff?

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, they were all right. You know, we got a bunch of little toys in there that they just like to throw the bouncy balls everywhere and stuff like that, you know, throw the sticky hands on the walls.

[JD]

Did you ever lose it? Just once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[JD]

You ever to go snap? Because I've been in there 10 minutes and I wanted to.

[DJ Pre K]

I haven't snapped, but, you know, I've seen some of my co workers better than that go off on a kid before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you. Did you ever, like, want to challenge yourself and say, okay, DJ Pre K, Whitey, Blackie, 8 mile. Be rad. You start psyching yourself out. I'm gonna do it today. I am gonna beat my old record of inflating balloons.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man. Hey, I tell you what, they gonna miss me because my. We used to get emails up there. My email percentage was top rank, baby.

[JD]

Hey, I got a question, too. They charge you an extra buck to put some kind of thing in there to make them last longer? That's bs, isn't it? That's like rental car insurance.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's the real deal, baby.

[JD]

Nothing in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the real deal. We put that balloon. Balloon's gonna last. So they got magic dust.

[JD]

We'll put in some Mookie Mookie, and it'll last longer. Or you can just let yours fall on the floor and let your kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cry at this point.

[Satan]

Shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think you're all broke. Dad's an alcoholic, right?

[Bob Floyd]

There's nothing in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, does the. Does the post inflator. Inflator holder upper really work?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man, I stand by it. Okay, 15 cents extra per balloon and they'll last for 24 hours, as opposed to about six to eight hours, man. I've done the whole spill every day. What's running that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it battery powered? What makes it stay inflated?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, it's just like this little glue that we would put in it. Like it's kind of like a liquid latex kind of thing that coats the inner balloon. See, I know all the mechanics of balloons.

[JD]

Yeah, just like car rental insurance. No, Daniel, you don't take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bob Floyd]

He's a Renaissance guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Balloon man. 15 cents per balloon.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah. We making that money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Another 15 cents if you want your balloons to stay inflated.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll hold for 24 hours.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a plastic surgeon that I want to introduce you to because if you, if you can take some of that technology and we, we can put it into breast augmentation, we can change the world.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, you. You talking right, man? Let's make a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio DJs going to take another swing at black, white, Latino or other later. JD what's in the news?

[JD]

Let's see here. We get a new poll out and. You drive a lot, John, don't you? So give a certain ranking of cars that you think those drivers are always jerks. They. Yeah. By chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I've never thought about it, but yes.

[JD]

Well, the poll has found the drivers who drive the BMW M3 are most likely to be judged as rude jerks. 56% of those interviewed, naming the drivers their least favorites. Range Rover and audi drivers take second and third place, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not just a BMW, but a BMW M3. And not an M4, 5 or 6, but an M3.

[Turley]

That makes sense. Two door, douchey type. Yeah. Yeah, I see that.

[JD]

They also found the Jaguar drivers were rude, but only to the tow truck drivers.

[Turley]

Boy, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, isn't that the truth? That's your best line yet, JD M3.

[Bob Floyd]

M3.

[JD]

That's what they say. The BMW M3 drivers are most likely to be judged.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think lifted truck drivers are most likely to fight.

[JD]

Fight. Yeah, I'm going to go with that because they, they already have this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know, I rolled a stop sign out in the middle of the country the other day and this guy was in a lifted truck and I'm a kid in the car. I was taking him to school.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's flicked me off. I mean, he stopped. I mean, I didn't, like, jump. It was one of those deals at a stop sign where it's like, it could be either one of us. It could be me, it could be you. We both arrived at the same time.

[JD]

So you know the rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD]

The car on the right goes first.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would have been me.

[JD]

That's the law.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would have been me.

[JD]

That would have been you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he didn't. I did not deserve the bird.

[JD]

You did not deserve the bird?

[John Clay Wolf]

When I got the. The big fu finger, I just threw it in part and got out. I was like, hang on. What are you doing? Well, I was getting ready to fight, man. I was in the country. Yeah, but I was in Johnson county.

[JD]

And who out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? How many. I was a little hungover.

[JD]

How many people have guns? Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

But everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't have to. White boys in the middle of the country don't shoot each other. They just fight.

[JD]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But my kid was in the car. I was like, oh, that's a bad idea. But maybe it's a good time teaching about the world.

[JD]

No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll talk about this in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

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[J]

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[Bob Floyd]

Dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So easy.

[Bob Floyd]

You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to take it from the top? Yeah, let's try it.

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[Hannah]

You, baby, don't you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

My he will move your soul. Come on, come on, come on, come on. Love me today, love me tomorrow is Boogie nights. Man, it's Kirk Diggler all night. You feel my he? Feel, feel, feel, feel my he. All right, guys. Wait, wait. One more time. I think we should repeat that again. Feel, feel, feel, feel, feel, feel me he. Yeah, it's definitely cool. That's fun. Good morning everyone. All of Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma City. Hey, hey, hey. My name is John Clay Wolf, jd. The the sell me your wife bit from Houston. Buzz listener. Sorry we missed you the first hour. They bored up something happened. I don't know what the fun to blame it on him. Probably was his fault. Have no idea. But we did lose you for an hour. But we are back. Had plenty of people below asking if we got kicked off. Does that mean that like people think we're going to get kicked off?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we assume that we're going to get kicked off.

[Turley]

Kind of thought that because of the sell me your wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sell me your wife.com.

[Turley]

Maybe that's when the plug was pulled. Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know it it things could happen and the PD down there in Houston is a little bit sensitive. He gets a little herky jerky sometimes. Michael McDonald's online too. Again. Why is he calling in all the time? These old ass cars loves this show. Michael McDonald, good morning. You're there. Hi, michael.

[JD]

80.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait.

[JD]

Puerto rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

84. What? What model and make is it? 84. What? What do you want for Michael McDonald?

[Caller]

But I didn't tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait till you hear me gonna throw in El Camino.

[JD]

Camino?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. An 84 Puerto Rican and an El Camino. Camino, baby. Oh, sweet. Thank you Michael McDonald. Appreciate it.

[Satan]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just gonna pass on all of it. I don't know if trafficking is puerto rican. An 84 puerto rican and an 84 el camino. And there ain't nothing like an El Camino, baby.

[JD]

Package deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. Where did this thing get off the rails? Line two. Michael McDonald's selling a Puerto Rican wife and a 84 El Camino. Line three. 06 Honda Civic Hybrid with 261,000 miles. Line three with the Civic. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

I'm in Maybank, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on.

[Caller]

Cedar Creek lake.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a 06 Honda Civic with 260000 miles?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna let Johnny Cash and June Carter bid that for you. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. They both took a pass. That's when you know but it's just not the right deal. Good morning. Line one. Who's this? Our phone systems broke down so I can't tell who I'm talking to. And it is you.

[Caller]

Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony. What you got?

[Caller]

2016 Dodge Charger. Ring RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 16 or a 15?

[Caller]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller]

1, 6, 9, 800 sunroof, leather, navigation, all the. All the bells and whistles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Satan]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loser.

[Satan]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

9,800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had it bit anywhere else?

[Caller]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is a dodge charger with 10,000 miles. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

Nothing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say 16 or 15?

[Caller]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

16.

[Caller]

Sweet 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the lines. What city?

[Caller]

Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rt. Hemi is a scat pack.

[Caller]

No, it is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the technology group?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adaptive cruise, everything. Okay, is it. Is it rt, road and track?

[Caller]

It is an art. Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got a sunroof.

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an RT road and track or RT plus?

[Caller]

I'm gonna say it's not. It is not road and track. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, see, this is why we get VIN numbers. Numbers. This is why you go to givemethevin.com. because whatever I say, and then if you say, well, he said this, I'm like, yeah, but you told me that. And the VIN numbers will decode it, and then it takes all the guesswork out. Sounds like a 20. Wait, is. It's got 10,000 miles on it, right?

[Caller]

10,000 miles or 9,800?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll give, you know, 25,000. No, no. Yeah, 20. 24 to 25. Oh, 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's a stinger in the old Ham Hawk. I may give more. Dude, if it's RT, just send me the VIN, go to givemetheven.com and load it up with either your license plate number or your VIN number, and then I'll really know what we're talking about. If you attach a couple of pictures, then all the guesswork's gone. And we don't ever miss a deal because we know what we're looking at. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What you got?

[Bob Floyd]

Where are you?

[Caller]

I'm in Houston. I have a 2017 Camaro SS2, white on white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

These damn 17s I keep losing money on because the new rebates on everything.

[JD]

Oh, new ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? What color?

[Turley]

White on white.

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it sounds like low miles. JD yes. It's not low miles. It's 2017. It should have 10, eight. You know, that's right. That's the right miles. I like the white. White. It's white with white leather.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me a flavor and go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up with a picture. I want to See a picture, I want to fall in love with it. Because I think I'll give more when I see a picture than what I'm fixing to tell you on the radio.

[Caller]

And I want to buy it come off just like it come off the showroom floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've never slept with anybody but you.

[JD]

I swear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear.

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[John Clay Wolf]

You know you made me feel so good inside I've always wanted a girl just like you.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I think Michael McDonald and Michael Jackson should do a duet.

[JD]

Wouldn't that be great?

[Bob Floyd]

I would be amazed if Michael McDonald never did some kind of backup vocals or something on some session somewhere of Michaels because he's worked with everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's weird that he calls in and tries to sell us these old cars.

[JD]

That's weird.

[Turley]

And his Puerto Rican wife this week.

[Bob Floyd]

He must be. He just had a new album. He shouldn't be on a hard time.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Tom Petty died of Michael Jackson syndrome.

[JD]

Pretty much. Same doctor, rock star before that. No, not same doctor, but same stuff. Fentanyl. Let me look at oxycodone, Xanax, another kind of fentanyl, another four kinds of fentanyl.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was high.

[JD]

He was high on all kinds of stuff.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's he walking?

[JD]

Basically, they said, well, he had medical. And the family's saying, well, he had medical problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had.

[JD]

Had his hip replaced. He had, you know, knee issues. So 1. What happens is, one by one, each doctor prescribes him something else, and you start taking them all together, and it begins to be, well, that's not enough. So I'll take this. I'll add that to it, next thing you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you know, those drugs are legal.

[Turley]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S okay. Is Dwight. Yeah.

[JD]

A doctor?

[Satan]

A doctor?

[JD]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Dwight Yoakum his evil twin do anything?

[JD]

No, he's not, as far as we know. I didn't know Tom Petty was on any of this stuff. You wouldn't.

[Bob Floyd]

Wait, wait, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't call you and tell you.

[JD]

Hey, you know, Prince, another Pete Prince was a health. He was a health nut.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did he die from?

[JD]

Same stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fentanyl.

[JD]

Fentanyl, really?

[Bob Floyd]

Let's not dismiss the possibility of Dwight Yocum being on something. He did a bluegrass version of Purple Rain.

[JD]

Okay, you're right.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. That spells high.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does fentanyl do.

[JD]

It's just a really strong pain reliever that'll also make you high.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you do fentanyl, call in with your first hand report. I'd like to know what it does.

[JD]

They actually make them in little lollipops like a Tootsie Roll Pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

A nurse with big cans coming and giving you a shot in the butt. No, that's not a different deal.

[Turley]

Do you think Bob Floyd would know?

[JD]

Oh, Bob would know. Of course he would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's ask Bob real quick. Bob Floyd with our dope report. Reporter Bob. What is fentanyl and why are people dying of it?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, kids, it's Bob Floyd here with your midweek dope report. Tell you what, this fentanyl's bad. Don't do it. And that's your dope report for this week. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Bob's not much on anything outside of the grassy knoll.

[Bob Floyd]

Some people just shouldn't take that stuff. They should have known that Tom Petty can't take fentanyl. You know, just like. I don't touch anything like that, man, because I know it's going to be problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Cadillac man, you on the air?

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2009 Cadillac CTSV.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. How many miles?

[Caller]

54,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

54,000 miles. Does it have a clean carfax or does it have damage history?

[Caller]

Clean carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. What color interior? Black also or tan? Black. With what? Black. What color interior? Can't hear him.

[Turley]

Black on black.

[Bob Floyd]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the middle of a truck? Truck stop. Sounds loud.

[Caller]

I'm driving. Driving back home from work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a truck driver?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it. Are you shifting gears? Are you like downshifting? Go up a hill with a load?

[Caller]

No, no, no, no. I'm driving. I'm driving my Dodge back home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An 09 CTS black with some color interior that we still can't understand. Let's, let's try that one more time.

[Caller]

Black, black interior.

[Turley]

Black and black.

[JD]

Black and black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black interior. Well, does 24. It's a. Oh, is your Dodge. Does it have straight pipes on it or something? Why is it so loud? Built.

[Caller]

It's a built badge. I thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll pull over.

[Caller]

I'll pull over so you can hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, it's okay. We're only on 20 radio stations, man. It doesn't matter. Does 25 grand buy the car?

[Caller]

No, no, you can hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could hear that. That I could understand, right? Does 24 grand by the car turns it off. Just 24 grand by the car? No, no, what buys it?

[Caller]

I mean, I still have 26 on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It if I could bust the. The payoff out. Do you want.

[Caller]

You mean buy it for what, 26? Yeah, no, I was really hoping for somewhere in the neighborhood of 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, boy, I was hoping for a. I. I was hoping for easy. I was hoping for a 23 year old.

[Bob Floyd]

Look on the bright side. You're like Jesus. You cured his deafness immediately.

[Caller]

I mean, you can. You can go get your.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did cure his deafness and his speech impediment. Oh, Lord.

[JD]

Bring it to Michelle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. So I'm going to send you a bill for that truck, man. If you want to sell. If you want to sell your cadillac, go to givemetheven.com. i'll pay off your payoff. I know. I'll do that. I might give more. I need to see pictures. And please type clearly so I can understand what we're talking about. 800. 800 7234. You cured his death. Will you take 25 grand?

[Bob Floyd]

No. No, sir, I will not.

[JD]

I heard that. Bad guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[JD]

Oh, my God. Let's see what else is going on. Thousands of Hawaiians, you may have heard this story, received a phone alert last Saturday which read, ballistic missile threat inbound to Hawaii. Seek immediate shelter. This is not a drill. Did you hear about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bob Floyd]

For real.

[JD]

Even the TV shows broke in. I mean, and they're in an area that's been, oh, I don't know, attacked before.

[Turley]

Well, it comes across your phone. You know those.

[JD]

Yeah, like an Amber Silver alert, Ballistic alert. First of all, you know, Korea's nuts, you know, and you're kind of out there. You've got, you know, hello.

[Bob Floyd]

We.

[JD]

We kind of dropped a bomb on one Romero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romo is coming, and he's bringing us breakfast burritos. That's awesome. Tony Ramos dad's very nice bringing his breakfast burritos. No, no, no. Huh?

[JD]

As soon as the threat, by the way, was announced to be a false alarm, it seemed many residents in Hawaii took the opportunity to go online and relieve some stress. One of the world's biggest porn sites revealed it recorded a huge surge in trapped minutes after the ballistic miss was revealed to be false.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were the key search terms, though?

[JD]

Which. That's a good question. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It also begs soldier boy.

[JD]

It also begs the question, what would.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do if you knew Don special.

[JD]

There was a ballistic missile nuclear coming this way.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife and my kids and I tell my kids to get out of the room and lock the door. Tony Romo's dad. Good morning. Thank you so much for bringing us these breakfast burritos.

[JD]

Smells delicious. Wow, it smells so good.

[Bob Floyd]

I know that you enjoy the burritos, except for Bobo. It does not lighting. No, it's a problem with onions. Oh, I think it's a little cc.

[JD]

Oh, it's a cc.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. I'm sorry, you know, like.

[JD]

But we appreciate you bringing them. They smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with Tom Brady?

[Bob Floyd]

They are said. Have you heard this?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is a calling number.

[Bob Floyd]

It's a very exciting week for the NFL, Jay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure is.

[Bob Floyd]

You do know at this time, when we come to the conference playoff, it is all a very big thing. And as you know, my son, Antonio Romo.

[JD]

Yes, sir.

[Bob Floyd]

Is the cooler man for the CBS.

[JD]

He's the color. Color man.

[Bob Floyd]

Columbia NFL sports broadcast. Right.

[JD]

CBS.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, he and Mr. Gymnast, they got to have the officially Q&Us with the Belichick Q A. I think the Patriots players on coaching staff and a bigger reception.

[JD]

Yeah, it's gonna be a big show.

[Bob Floyd]

Unfortunately, there was a little bit of a mishap.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

You know, in the NFL, the quarterbacks, they are usually very friendly. Sure. With each other.

[JD]

Friendly. Yes. On.

[Bob Floyd]

This is still the case with Tony on the Tom Brady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[JD]

Tom Brady and him get along good.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. And I was, you know, right next to them. I was across the room, but I could see them conversing while they are having a very nice time.

[JD]

Laughing, carrying on.

[Bob Floyd]

Now, Tom Brady's wife. Tom Brady's wife, the ghoul Giselle. I cannot say this.

[JD]

I know. It's okay.

[Bob Floyd]

German where he went. Jeez ale gotcha. She's an expert on the cheese.

[JD]

On chess.

[Bob Floyd]

Chess. The chess cheese, fancy cheeses, cheese. She brings the pork wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nacho cheese.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, she has the smoker Gouda.

[JD]

I did not know this.

[Bob Floyd]

A little bit of the Swiss cheese, the blue cheese cheese, all on a little tray with nice big around water crackers.

[JD]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

And Antonio's really enjoying. Enjoying the good cheese.

[JD]

I bet he is.

[Bob Floyd]

And Tom Brady says to him, let me have a taste of this. Sure. I says, my friend, my quarterback friend, Tom Brady. I will get you one. And he reaches for a cracker and just held whole other cheese. Wife and Antonio pick up the knife. And immediately I began to see the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo picks up a knife while Tom Brady's eating cheese and crackers.

[Bob Floyd]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

When I began to see this scene in the slow motion.

[JD]

Oh, no.

[Bob Floyd]

Because no. My son Antonio though, he's very nice human being, great guy. It's a little accident.

[JD]

Probably you said that before.

[Bob Floyd]

And I see. I see gracious. To cut the cheese and put it on the cracker for the to. Now you remember he is only right handed.

[JD]

Right handed, Right.

[Bob Floyd]

So he hands the cracker to Tom Brady with the same hand. And he still has the knife in hand. And I think to myself, oh, no, this is a very bad idea. And before ignores anything. It's like they were almost like thumb wrestling.

[JD]

Oh, what?

[Bob Floyd]

Yes. Sticking the knife through the web in between Tom Brady's index finger and his thumb. Yes. And poke him. And then when he sees what he has. Dude, yeah.

[JD]

Done.

[Bob Floyd]

And Jim Nancy says, oh, no, Tony.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Because he's like at the coach.

[JD]

Sure you don't want to.

[Bob Floyd]

And Tony have a nervous spasm like this when he sees what he was done. And he cut his thumb completely off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, he did not. Who did?

[Bob Floyd]

Antonio.

[JD]

Antonio cut Tom Brady's finger off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo cut Tom Brady's thumb.

[Bob Floyd]

And the thumb fall on the floor. And Tom Brady take off running.

[JD]

What?

[Bob Floyd]

And Tony says, wait, wait. Tone your thumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And he pick up the thumb and Brad turn around. He's no receiver.

[JD]

No, not a receiver.

[Bob Floyd]

Tony throw the thumb 68 yards. Well, he ran away quick in a high tie spiral. Luckily, luckily, the robot Gronkowski.

[JD]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

Who is that? Antonio's cousin. Through his mother, Camila Jubakovsky. He catches a sum and he followed Tom Brady to the hospital. But Billy, Billy, check. He says, don't tell anybody about this because I don't want anyone to know because this is my old strategy. So it will maybe okay, maybe not. And Antonio feels so bad. And he was drank a Jaegermeister ever since.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Thanks for joining us. Thanks for bringing the breakfast burritos. We'll get get into those in a minute. Give me the vin.com. sell your card.

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

These breakfast burritos, those are hot and delicious. We need to do a prayer.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we eat them.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear Lord, dear, dear little baby Jesus.

[JD]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear, dear golden hair.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful cotton diaper wearing baby Jesus, we thank you for these breakfast burritos.

[JD]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thank you for the friends I have here with jd.

[JD]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Grandpa over there.

[JD]

Amen to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley. And my smoking hot wife over there. Jeanette.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my baby boy, Walker, and Texas Ranger. Dear baby Jesus, we would like to pray for our President because we do not want him to throw the breakfast burrito makers back over the border. We want to keep them here in the United States so they can continue their craft of bacon, egg and cheese.

[JD]

Right?

[Bob Floyd]

Damn right. Praise God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do not need to send our friends back to Mexico because this is the greatest delicacy that you have ever made us. Thank you.

[JD]

Thank you, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Walker. Good morning. Tell me, what'd you learn at school this morning?

[Hannah]

Well, my teacher gave me an F on my math test. And then I went over to her and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[Hannah]

And I said, if you don't change this grade right now, I'm gonna kick you right where it hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, like in her butt?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd she say to that?

[Hannah]

Well, she sent me to the principal's office, and when I got out of there, I kicked her where it hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you? Good for you. That's my kind of kid. That's the way I'm raising my kid. To be a winner.

[Bob Floyd]

You teach that boring bad behavior like you should respect your teacher and study your books. Damn your eyes, Grandpa.

[Hannah]

If you don't shut up, I'm gonna go spider monkey on you, you little half pint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little pecker wood.

[Bob Floyd]

Hey, come on and take that taco. Beat you with it, boy.

[Hannah]

You better watch out, grandpa. I'm all mountain dude up.

[JD]

Mountain dude up. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's funny.

[JD]

Give me a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit intro. Good morning, everybody. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio.

[JD]

Spider Monkey he's mountain dude up Bringing.

[Bob Floyd]

On the heartache those spider monkeys will beat your ass Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are on the airline one.

[Caller]

Hello, hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a two 2013 Honda Fit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many miles?

[Caller]

92.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four door. Two door.

[Caller]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four grand.

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

4,000. 92.

[Caller]

2,000. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, $4,000.

[Caller]

Oh, 4,000. N. Man, that's not. Not gonna buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff? We got but eight left on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to understand that your payoff. Has nothing to do with the current value of a 90, 100,000 mile pull start, Honda fit and that's that. I understand that it sucks, but you're going to keep driving it or you need to get really good insurance and hope that it blows up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Line three, you're on. Who is line three? We're a serious price if. Right. Line three is. 07 Miata with 57 grand touring. Sean and Houston, good morning.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hard top?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought three of these last week, ironically. Is yours a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big wheels or the regular wheels?

[Caller]

17 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's the larger one. Is that right on that car?

[Caller]

Yes. Okay, 50,000, 16 and seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 7,500, is that right?

[Caller]

I was looking for eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and I bet you'll find your eight.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Houston.

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say never trust a man from Houston, but I trust you, Sean. Never trust a man from Houston. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because you drive a Miata.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that means. Good morning. I'm gap number five, line five. Who's line five? I can't see anything. It's a Silverado, 65, 000 miles. Mike in Houston. It's extended cab. Leather.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning, John, how you doing? Good morning. It is a Silverado with 65, 000 miles, two wheel drive, extended cab. With leather?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

I say pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two wheel drive. Does 5,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

Maybe a little bit more, but I can talk to you about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here we are. Let's do business. Let's do a deal. Let's do a dope deal right here on the air with everybody. Do you have a clear title?

[Caller]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring him up. Bring them down. Do what? It's outright. Okay. Clean carfax, no salvage, no flood, no nothing.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's leather, not vinyl, right? It is leather and it's an extended cab. Two wheel drive. 04.65,000 miles. What does it take to buy it or do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Well, the price is right. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I mean, of course, but of course. So if I buy it today, what are you going to drive tomorrow?

[Caller]

Well, that all depends on what the wife will allow me to spend.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is your everyday driver? No, this.

[Caller]

This is A weekend for your vehicle? For me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I buy it today, what are you going to drive it? I mean, do you. You don't have to replace this car to sell it to me?

[Caller]

No, I don't have to replace it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I hit you at five grand. How much did it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was thinking more like maybe 8 to 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

8 to 10? Well, I'll.

[Caller]

I was offered 10 last year at a dealership, but I backed down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you regret that decision?

[Caller]

No. It's a good vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So eight grand will buy the truck.

[Caller]

Possibility.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to do all that, go to givemetheven.com and deal with my nice people. I've got 40 buyers in there that'll do this possible game and be real, real helpful and courteous and yes, sir, you get a hold of me. We're doing freaking business now. How much is the son of a. I understand, brother. Hey, man. Love the show. Yeah, see, he's just a jerk off. Yeah, just.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a room full of nice people, right? I'm not one of them.

[JD]

No, you're not. Really? I'm not in there there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They keep me out of there. I'll yank the phone out of their hands. How much is the car talking about your wife? I'm not talking about my wife. Hang on. Let me get my wife on the phone. You know what?

[JD]

What? You're gonna call and let your wife been a car?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna get my wife. See, she'll answer. She won't even answer me.

[JD]

What do you think about aid for this man's truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight, two, one.

[Turley]

Well, I don't know how many wives actually tell them that. Oh yeah, you know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. My sister in law's like that. My brother. Oh yes. He's so pw. And that stuff ain't even good anyway.

[Bob Floyd]

They don't want to deal with it though.

[JD]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I mean, he. She completely has him. By the way.

[JD]

There's so many guys like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife won't even answer the phone.

[JD]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

She never answers the phone?

[JD]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

For I've been doing this show for how many years?

[JD]

She doesn't like to be on the radio forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

The thousandth show is February 10th in Houston and we're going to put the information on the website. Whenever our web developer and our marketing people get together and figure out that we need to get it listed so that we can tell the public where.

[Bob Floyd]

To show up, you find your life might be better.

[Turley]

Oh, cluck Norris is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck.

[Bob Floyd]

If you don't be doing little comedy bits. Act like you praying to the Lord.

[JD]

Are we rescued in Fort Worth? He's called Cluck Norris.

[Turley]

Has Cluck got a better prayer?

[Bob Floyd]

You know, sir, I got a prayer I've been saying a long time to tell the people from Ezekiel 25:17.

[JD]

You know the Bible.

[Bob Floyd]

The path of the righteous is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the hens through the valley of darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shepherd the hens.

[Bob Floyd]

For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost eggs. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my hens. And you will know my name is Cluck Cluck. When I lay down and get ready to.

[JD]

Cluck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norris is the angry rooster.

[JD]

He is angry.

[Turley]

Well, that sounded very similar to something like this.

[Bob Floyd]

Is he who in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[Bob Floyd]

See now, somebody done stole my prayer.

[JD]

I'm not sure they stole it from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line 6. Audi Quattro John Dallas. How many miles?

[Caller]

How many miles? It's got 43,500 2011 Audi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one is.

[Caller]

Is a L 4.2 Quadra.

[John Clay Wolf]

L4. It's a A4. Wait.

[Caller]

Oh, it's an A8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go. So it's the big. It's the big heavy sedan, long body Quattro. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. I know exactly. Okay, 45. How many? Oh, 45, 000. Do you have a title to it or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

It's free and clear. I got the title in front of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I write you a check for 22 grand, do I own it?

[Caller]

22?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

How about 23?

[John Clay Wolf]

In the spirit of you being nice enough and firm enough and a man enough not to bring your wife into this and start asking a bunch of silly questions. And being a flake, absolutely. I'd love to do business with a man who can make his mind up. Yes, sir. Handshake over the radio. I'm gonna put you on hold. We're gonna get over there and we're gonna pay you so fast it's gonna make your head spin. Unless this car has a bad car. Facts which I doubt it. Do you know if the vehicle history is clean?

[Caller]

It is clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good.

[Satan]

We're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it in your voice. So I'm going to put you on hold and we're going to. We're going to do it so quickly. I'd love for you to get online when you're done next week. When you think about, hey, I called in a radio show. This guy did exactly what he said he would do when he said he would do it and give us a review. I'd appreciate it. Hold on just a minute. Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, grab six. The Audi man. Get his stuff and let's get him wrapped up and get him paid if he wants to come over today. Or we'll run. Actually, we can run a check over there today. We. I just signed some checks during the break. Also, givemetheven.com is where you go to sell your car or you just call into the show. If you're serious, I'd love to take you on the air. If it's just real, man, it's just women and women, too. The listeners. We have hundreds of thousands of listeners.

[JD]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want to hear negotiations. They don't want to hear me bid cars.

[JD]

Maybe I'll think about it when my wife gets home off work. That's easy.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, if you just want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hear me bid cars, I'll just record myself bidding cars and send you a YouTube link.

[JD]

I'm getting coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. Take a look at this.

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[J]

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[Bob Floyd]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

We spotted the ocean at the head of the trail. Give me the VIN.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, catch me up on football today and tomorrow.

[Turley]

Yeah, no, it's tomorrow. Can I just change the song, please?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. Terrible. God, I like Toad the Wet Sprocket. Well, he's just an angry, old Jewish producer man. This doesn't work.

[Turley]

You're doing sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Turley]

So, yes, both games totally threw me off. Both games are tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like my wife.

[Turley]

I'm not trying to sound.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't get it. Yeah, okay, go ahead. Good night.

[Turley]

Yes, both games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, that threw him off. My God, Are you. Are you on your cycle? Go ahead, Turley. Start over.

[Bob Floyd]

Football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football. Be a man.

[Turley]

Yes, tomorrow, two o'. Clock, Jaguars versus Patriots. You know, of course, as Romero said, Tom Brady did cut his hand.

[JD]

Can you believe that?

[Turley]

Now, he is questionable, but he's gonna play. Yeah, he did. He really could have seen. Oh, God, here's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Satan. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

You know.

[JD]

Did you have anything? I think he.

[Turley]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really did.

[JD]

For the other stuff Tom Brady's done.

[Turley]

Well, the Patriots were favored by nine. Then all of a sudden, the lines drop down to seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it left hand or right? Is it the throwing.

[Turley]

It's the throwing hand.

[Satan]

You know what they're doing, right? No, they're just driving down the line so they can make those Jaguars look like dummies.

[Turley]

Trying to sucker people. And it's a sucker bet, actually, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I hear your nasty, sorry voice in the middle of this conversation.

[Satan]

Well, thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. It just hit me who you are and what you're doing. You made a deal with Belichick and Brady, didn't you?

[Satan]

I think that's obvious, John. You know, it's been seven, eight years ago, but I'm still paying off. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was the deal that you made with him?

[Satan]

Well, it cost him that Hernandez, I'll tell you that. You know, and it wasn't much of a loss. He was a real jerk.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what. I mean, did you. What, did you promise Tom Brady to give him all these Super Bowls?

[Satan]

Super Bowls. I promised him Super Bowls.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he promise you?

[Satan]

Well, you don't know about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, explain how it works.

[Satan]

You never heard about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Daniels sang a song about it.

[Satan]

Tom's first wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Satan]

Okay. Before Giselle.

[JD]

Right.

[Satan]

And we all know about Giselle.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, we do.

[JD]

All right.

[Satan]

Tom had a wife. He was a very nice girl from Oklahoma. She went to ou. Came from Love County, Oklahoma. One of my favorite places in the world.

[Bob Floyd]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where all the methods. That's that method.

[Satan]

And she was pretty, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Methamphetamine, capital of The United States of America. Go ahead.

[Satan]

Yeah, and he didn't want to go for it at first, but I said, you know, one super bowl something, Tom. But two is really something. I'll give you three. I'm gonna have to take the wife. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it.

[JD]

What?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't sell his soul to you?

[JD]

The first wife?

[Satan]

No, he's. He's an NFL quarterback. He doesn't have a soul. What are you talking about? I mean, that's very rare. You know, Maddie, ice has a soul, but soul doesn't win football games. You know, ask Joe Namus if. If he has any soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. We have a pharmacist on line one. Are you still there, Freddy?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about fentanyl. We asked about 30 minutes ago, and thanks for calling in. So what's. What's the deal? Why is everybody dying from fentanyl, and why are they taking it?

[Caller]

All right, well, originally, it's designed as a. Like, give it to people that have, like, cancer or serious, like, back injuries and stuff like that. They put it in, like, duragesic patches, and basically they're cutting heroin with it because it's like, 100 times stronger than morphine or a bunch times stronger than actually heroin. So that's what people take their normal dose, and they have the fentanyl cut in it, and it's killing people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they. Do they take it in a pill form?

[Caller]

No. Well, however you do heroin, they cut it up in the heroin just like you cut anything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was Tom Petty on? Did he die of heroin od?

[JD]

It doesn't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an it. That doesn't sound good. They wouldn't want to say that. I'm asking the pharmacist, not you. J.D.

[JD]

I'M reading the article.

[Caller]

Heroin issues. He was in rehab in 2001.

[John Clay Wolf]

Court Satan. Did you do Tom Petty, too?

[Satan]

No, no, Tom was a good guy. I tried to get him. I tried to get him, but he had all these people hanging around. I mean, listen, you talk about a tough deal, trying to steal someone's soul with George Harrison hanging around. Okay, now this is a very spiritual guy. Really pissed me off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan]

I couldn't get him either.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it is fentanyl, what Michael Jackson and Prince died of?

[JD]

Yep. They both had it in their systems.

[Caller]

No, Michael Jackson. Wasn't that Phenobarbital?

[JD]

Yeah. Was the stuff that put him to sleep, but he also had fentanyl in.

[John Clay Wolf]

His system as well.

[Bob Floyd]

The old phenobarbital trick.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so You're a pharmacist. Do you. Do people still try to break into these pharmacies to steal pills to make meth or is that deal coming on?

[Caller]

Oh yeah, during the whole hurricane thing, man, people are going crazy with that. There's all kinds of security footage of it. People breaking in looking for that. A lot of times they keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say s on the radio, remember?

[Satan]

There's a word not even I'll use.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just dumped everything out. Let's start over. Are people still breaking into pharmacies to steal pills?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. It was going crazy during the whole hurricane issue and stuff. But they usually keep it locked up in safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, so do you pack heat because you're afraid these crazy meth zombies are going to come after you?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I do live in Texas.

[JD]

Yes, sir.

[Turley]

Meth zombies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meth zombies. I call them meth zombies. Okay, well, you're a pharmacist. Tell me if this is a pretty good. When somebody gets really on meth. Have you ever seen one really ever come back all the way normal?

[Caller]

No, no, absolutely not. Even if they're off of it like it still changes you mentally, man. It definitely messes you up permanently. It's like your brain is just fried. I actually know this one girl, just got out of dental school with the dentist for about six months and she got all tied up into it. She's literally insane. I'm not. I'm not even kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe you. It's like getting bit by a vampire. They look normal, but they're not. Yeah, I had a. I had a big breakdown in my life in oh four. And when you go back, I had an embezzlement. I had. I'm not gonna bang on somebody that. It was anyway people that really let me down in my business.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in my family and anyway family life. And when you boil it all down, it was drugs. Meth is the evil thing.

[JD]

Totally agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've ever seen in my life.

[JD]

And you see it in their face.

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[JD]

You see anyone that's on that, like the intervention show, you see the people that are on meth, their face is different. They're not there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meth zombies, they literally look like the.

[JD]

Walking dead is about the only on their face. And they are not home, man.

[Bob Floyd]

The only positive aspect is those meth head tweakers. They sure can play that. Yahtzee. Got em.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Clay Wolf. We'll be back. Una momento, por favor.

[J]

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[Bob Floyd]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Quick Bob, name this band.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

See and that's funny you thought that.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, it's free.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's free. My daughter played it for me. My 14 year old daughter is like a classic rock archivist.

[Bob Floyd]

Is she really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she, she's really got the bug.

[Bob Floyd]

Good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which exactly. My, my fathering was successful and she was playing this and I'm like, I was thinking, I know this band but I don't know who it is. So Free was. Tell me what all he did.

[Bob Floyd]

Paul Rogers. Yeah, he worked with Queen for a while, didn't he? Queen with Paul Rogers after Freddie Mercury.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

I feel like he did for a.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, he's kind of like Chris Cornell. Right.

[Bob Floyd]

Also did Jimmy Page's band Radioactive, the Firm. Was that Paul Rogers?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. You're supposed to know all these things.

[Bob Floyd]

You're the radioactive.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the. You're the FM zany dj.

[Bob Floyd]

Well I was stuck in country radio at that time. So I tell all you tell you all about fostering Lloyd.

[JD]

Radney Foster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Scott in middle and. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got a 99 Buick LeSabre with a hundred and fifty thousand miles.

[Caller]

It's a Buick Lesaber with 153,000. Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We don't buy cars out of El Paso. I don't want it.

[Bob Floyd]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have it. I'm telling you.

[Bob Floyd]

Any car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you give the guy 400 for this 300 car. Yeah. And you go to Midland. But he's mad. He's all. He's mad.

[JD]

He's already mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's already mad.

[JD]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you take it and nobody. The Mexican dealers won't buy it. No, nobody wants it. So we sell at the auction for $200.

[JD]

You're already down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we lose a thousand dollars on a 300 car and the guy's mad.

[JD]

You got a mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

You gotta love the Wolf fans. Scott. Scott Lilly, just post on Your Facebook account that 99 Dodge you just bought for 15k is a diamond in a goat's blank. What does that mean? Is that car talk?

[John Clay Wolf]

No clue.

[JD]

Who cares?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's an old body style Dodge. I like them dash. Probably all cracked up.

[Bob Floyd]

I like them too.

[JD]

Cool car of the week.

[Turley]

Sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool car of the week was a 2016 Lamborghini Yard Low LP700 104G. Did I say Gardo?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You sure?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dido. I can't even pronounce it.

[Bob Floyd]

Bon jorno.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lamborghini Gardo Giordo is a 704LP. I believe it sold for $330,000.

[Hannah]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, you'll see the boy that calls him a Gallardo sitting there in his carhartt overalls selling a $330,000 Lambo. I swear to God. Did you see that picture somebody took of me? I'm sitting there in my farmer overall.

[JD]

It was like nine degrees that morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was cold. So I dressed the part and I had a big coat over it and I was like, I had five layers on. I was getting hot. So I took it off and I exposed my car heart bibs.

[Turley]

That's a car. Usually somebody with a long coat, black coat, kind of Italian made nice shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not, not a L.L. bean. Hunting boots. Insulated.

[JD]

You had to pucker a little bit when you're selling a 300 plus thousand dollar vehicle. Yes, because that could lose a lot too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it did.

[JD]

Oh did it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my bad.

[JD]

Because I was asking winner of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lost 10,000.

[JD]

I asked cool car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lost $10,000.

[JD]

Yikes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lost $10,000.

[JD]

And yet you still bought burritos this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to take. You got to take the highs with the lows, man. We sell the cars, we buy them like we know what we're talking about and we sell them like we know what we're doing.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we don't, we just don't blink. We just keep rolling. You run an average, but I tell you, that one hurt the average a lot. Yeah, but I did break a record at the Dallas auto auction for the highest price car ever sold. So now we've Got two records. The most cars sold in one day by one dealer in Manheim in Texas. And the highest price car sold at the Dallas Auto Auction. $330,000 in car hearts I&7 degrees or whatever the hell it was.

[JD]

So miserable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we had a 93 Mustang Cobra that a passed away grandmother had a 93.

[JD]

So 93 years last year. The new bodies are 20 something years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it had 19,000 miles on it. It was teal. And I didn't know when I bought it that teal on gray was the ugliest color they ever made. So they made very few of them. So it was rare. Oh, so it's a rare car. Yeah. And low miles, so don't go out.

[Turley]

So you're saying go buy the ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars when they're that old. But if you're. If you're jack with old cars, big motors in the special packages is what matters. But kind of like a hemikuda in the rust brown or some stupid color that like they only made three of, it's worth more money.

[JD]

So the teal did well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it did fine. It was exciting me. We gave 5,000 more than everybody told me that it would bring and it still made money past there.

[JD]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that was nice.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Crank it up.

[Caller]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, did it. Did some of the listeners miss the last part of the last segment?

[Turley]

I don't think so. I think we're good there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just had some technical issues.

[Turley]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, on some of the stations we'll lose at 11. I don't know if Houston's gonna run for on the buzz is gonna run for an additional hour since they missed us this morning during the 8 o' clock hour because of their technical difficulties. So they should. That'll keep it clean and straight. 808-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air, line one, Acura TLS 140,000 miles. Is that you?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too many miles. I mean, I'll buy it, but I mean, you know. 500 to a thousand bucks. Thousand bucks? Maybe. Maybe 1500.

[Caller]

1500, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Good morning. I'm having computer issues. I don't know who I pulling up on the lines. Who's this? Hey, where are you calling from, Ronnie? Are you the Benz guy?

[Caller]

Nope. I have a cobra Shelby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

07.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and how many miles.

[Caller]

69,000 I bought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you see that one team two bought yesterday? A 1200 mile 07 Shelby.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[Turley]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

We paid a lot for that car. We paid too much for that car. But having a thousand mile one, Is.

[Turley]

There any other out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but, you know, that body style is not that hot right now. And that. That's the first version of that car anyway. Okay, you've got a 07 Shelby with 70. 69,000 miles.

[Caller]

69, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what color N is a convertible or hardtop?

[Caller]

It's a coupe. Blue with white stripes, black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the stripes on it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 69,000 miles. I think it's 18 grand.

[Caller]

I'm still carrying a note for 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can't get there. I've sold. I had a couple in the 40s, and I. And I got 22 for them.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If yours is pushing 70, I mean, I'm thinking 18 is good. I'm gonna get somewhere between 18 and 19 grand for it.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The Eagles are playing the Vikings on Sunday.

[JD]

And I still want the Vikings to win. I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just hate the Eagles.

[Bob Floyd]

Just.

[JD]

Just hate the Eagles. And who. Who really wants to see the Eagles and the Patriots again? We're sick of them. I think Philly fans are the worst in the world. They just are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's kind of fun. That's the fun part about them.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD]

We want Vikings. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Vikings. It's been a while.

[Turley]

You know how bad the rating will be if it was the Jaguars and Vikings and the Super Bowl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. It would be terrible.

[Caller]

No.

[Turley]

And the cities that they're in are small markets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares. No one cares.

[JD]

Okay.

[Turley]

God, it would be.

[JD]

You think the fix is in? Could be the devil got involved here and the fix is in for the networks. Oh, I never thought.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're saying that the fix was in on the good old Louisiana style corruption on the Saints game last weekend.

[JD]

That makes. No, we all know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch that one, Turley? Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

That was a miracle finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Saints didn't cheat. No, the Saints took a dive.

[Turley]

I think that player did. Yeah, possibly.

[JD]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you miss a tackle like that, dude? That bad?

[JD]

I don't know. But how. I mean, wouldn't. What'd you do that on national television?

[John Clay Wolf]

You have an opinion?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, that definitely sounds devily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, do you have an opinion? I have eight seconds.

[Satan]

Hey, don't fool around. There's no place that belongs to me like Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio will be right back.

[Bob Floyd]

When helping with the dishes, he considers licking his plate a primary portion of the initial rinse sequence. For Christmas, he gave his old lady a wonderful Christmas card and a half smoked Joy. He has three children under the age of 10 but has yet to change a diaper ever. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com 800 800, 7234 Buzz Listers in Houston. Call and let me know if we're still on down there. I know we had some technical difficulties this morning. 800, 800 radio on the buzz.

[Turley]

You're supposed to pick up this hour for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did say they were.

[Turley]

Well, they're supposed to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, know if they did or not. Yeah, let us know if we're on the buzz. So, football, beer, cars. Strippers. Strippers. Hannah.

[Bob Floyd]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[Hannah]

Oh, you finally remembered I was here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Hannah]

I was sleeping behind the boarding table.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what? The.

[Hannah]

For the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to. Are you going to work the super bowl again this year?

[Hannah]

Oh, yeah. I'd be there.

[JD]

You're going to go to Minnesota. Really?

[Hannah]

You know it is. You can make a fortune in the super bowl.

[JD]

That's true. You did last year.

[Hannah]

Oh, my God.

[JD]

Like make 40 grand a day or something.

[Hannah]

Minnesota?

[JD]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

They haven't had a Super bowl in a long time.

[JD]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to be R. And if it's Minnesota. At Minnesota.

[JD]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

My lord, Hannah, that might be like plus plus business for you. I know those Minnesotans. Have you ever watched those Minnesota. Those great northern shows?

[Hannah]

Yeah, because me and my girlfriend Connie, we were talking about going to Minnesota and this could be like the record $3,000 an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Hannah]

24 consecutive hours and there's no place to spend it because they don't have water break burgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing what?

[Hannah]

Or waffle houses.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you make 3,000?

[Hannah]

Dancing. Dancing Super Bowl Sunday in Minnesota.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you learn how to be such a great dancer? What?

[Hannah]

I'm learning to talk like they talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, how's it?

[Hannah]

Because I think it's sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you learn to be such a great dancer?

[Hannah]

Well, I'll tell you John. It was always a dream of mine. I used to grow up as a little girl. I stand in front of the mirror in the bathroom and I thought, oh, my God, you're ugly. And then I got a seventh ice grave and noticed the boys are looking at me all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

When they thought I wasn't looking, and I would turn and look at them real fast, and they didn't turn away. They handed me money in eighth grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

It's like I took their lunch money. Like I was a bully. But I wasn't a bully. I was a dancer. And I knew right then. You know, a lot of girls have dreams of being a dental hygienist.

[JD]

Right.

[Hannah]

Or a mother.

[Bob Floyd]

Mother. Right.

[Caller]

Good.

[Hannah]

Yeah. Grade school teacher.

[JD]

Are you ever gonna be.

[Hannah]

I thought, I just want to shake my boobs.

[JD]

I know, but there's going to be a day that you can't shake your boobs anymore. What are you going to do then?

[Hannah]

I'll probably be in dental hygienist.

[JD]

How much money?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you could work for a pharmaceutical company as a rep. Oh, no, she could.

[Hannah]

I don't like drugs.

[JD]

Oh, yeah.

[Hannah]

Hey, except for cocaine.

[JD]

Do you have any money in the bank?

[J]

Marijuana?

[JD]

All the money you make. Except all the money you make. Do you have anything in the bank? Anything saved at all?

[Hannah]

I think so. So I haven't. I've got to talk to Tommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Tommy?

[Hannah]

Tommy is my handler. My accountant.

[JD]

Oh.

[Hannah]

My sometimes boyfriend.

[JD]

And you don't have a clue how much money you have?

[Hannah]

No, I do, but I have to check with Tommy.

[JD]

Yeah, because Tommy.

[Hannah]

Because Tommy keeps the card. And I know the code. You want to know the code is.

[JD]

No, I don't want to know your code.

[Hannah]

6969.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hannah.

[J]

What a funny dancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I always love you coming in. And if you. If you're going to the super bowl and you like to find Hannah, you can always just Google her.

[Hannah]

Just go to Hannah on Ice dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah on Ice.

[Hannah]

That's me. Okay, bye. Look at my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Remember, we do buy RVs and motorcycles, too, at giveme the vi.com dj pre k. Do you have. Oh, he's on the phone. Yeah, well, I'd like. When he gets a chance, I want to do a black, white, Latina or other. Yeah. Selling that car, that 300. You know, this is how stupid and redneck I am. First of all, I cannot pronounce Gallardo Gallardo or what did I say?

[Turley]

Gardo Gallardo.

[John Clay Wolf]

But second of all, this is actually. Actually pretty sad. A friend of mine that was listening just pointed out. Yeah, that was familiar with the car deal. It wasn't a Gallardo.

[JD]

It wasn't even a Gallardo. What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm just such a. It's a Aventador. Oh, that's just showing my age. Because Gallardo was the old one. Oh, you know what I mean? Why didn't I call it a Countach? It's a Lamborghini. That's all it was. It's just a Lambo. It's a Lambo, man.

[JD]

Baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really good at numbering them. Yeah, but I'm really bad at remembering on the exotics, the different stuff. Yeah, and the Rolls is. I mean I buy them, but I don't know what they're called.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, but you're a hometown guy. You're down home fella, you know, that's kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not phantom drop head coupe. Well, if it's drop head and it's coupe, now what's a drop head? That's a convertible. Well, how the hell can it be a convertible if it's Cooper Coop, jump.

[Bob Floyd]

Out of an airplane, drive my Lamborghini Gallardo halfway across the country, France and take prisoners. Italians ain't got no soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a. If it's a convertible, then how can it be a coupe? You ever thought of that? Yeah. The coup's two door convertibles and convertibles. A CD's a sedan. Now if it's a CD with SU suicide doors. I understand Kurt Cobain blew his damn brains out in the back seat. That's what that means.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. I think he's guy trying to screw you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right, Bobo. I think that guy's trying to screw me.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, you make sure you go take riding that Lamborghini gro.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Ventador wheel.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, already we're getting different kinds of Lamborghinis.

[JD]

Everything.

[Bob Floyd]

You probably going to tell me it's si. Decent. Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a matador, it's an aventador. But the bull is on the hood.

[JD]

Vanator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matador. Ventador. Like they invented the matador and they put the bull on the hood and it comes with a little red thing that you can flash in front of the bull.

[Bob Floyd]

I thought I had gyardo and somebody said I had a vanador. Well, I'd kick his ass. You know I would kick his ass. I'm here to do two things.

[JD]

What's that?

[Bob Floyd]

Drink natural light.

[JD]

Natural light.

[Bob Floyd]

Kick ass. Not bad out of natural light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the natural light sweater that I sent you a picture of?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, that's probably coat, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a coat or a sweater?

[Turley]

Oh, I saw a coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a knitted sweater.

[Bob Floyd]

Christmas sweater.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. No, there's. This is even, even better for the slopes. A natty light coat that can fit a 12 or in your coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's awesome. Did you read the lady that posted on my Facebook page 11 top things about natural light?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. In like somebody did a Super bowl party and how many cases they got for $50? It's weird. All of them and how it won a blind taste survey.

[Turley]

And now when did they test them? When they're drunk already or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know. But it doesn't matter.

[Bob Floyd]

This natural light's good beer, fellas. I mean, there ain't no bad beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, first of all, natural light is not good beer. I think Keystone. I really think Keystone. And if you're in the beer business and you know, please call and let us know. 800-800-Radio is Keystone rebranded Coors Life.

[JD]

It absolutely, positively is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know?

[JD]

Because I used to say we used to do this all the time in a bar because people go, no way.

[Hannah]

It's cheap.

[JD]

It's not the same stuff side by side. I, I dare you to tell me the difference.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. And natural light is just Bud Light.

[Turley]

So what are we going to have on tap for the listener party? The thousandth show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miller Light.

[Turley]

Miller Light. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousandth show.

[Bob Floyd]

You're not gonna serve natural light at your own party.

[JD]

Really?

[Bob Floyd]

What is wrong with you?

[JD]

What happened here?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a good point there.

[Bob Floyd]

Miller Light. Who drinks Miller Light?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody drinking Miller Light?

[Bob Floyd]

Probably a little light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I drink Miller Light. But, but we started, we got the sponsor and that's two different brands and ab Anheuser Busch is natty.

[Turley]

Oh, is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Miller is Miller. Benny Keith. Yeah. I don't know. My buddy used to be the Miller Light distributor for Fort Worth. Kid I grew up with his dad did his uncle. And when we had the bars, they would come in and do the signage stuff. Sure.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they fight over that.

[JD]

That within the signage in the bar works.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at every sign you ever want in the world.

[JD]

Neons and all the goodies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they. Especially the college bars because that sets the trend for the rest of your alcoholism. It really does.

[JD]

I believe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they really want to hook the kids into their brand. That those 18 year old plus bars that you can't drink in but you can get an X on your hand and get in. I mean, that's where they really want the signs.

[JD]

I want to hook you early.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want you early.

[JD]

Yeah, I'm a Coors.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a Coors Light guy. I was a Coors Light guy in high school. And then when I got to college and we opened, I was a cruise light guy until we opened the bar and then all those damn signs and Miller, and he was Miller, and he'd come in and buy rounds of Miller for everybody and said, put that Coors Light away. Turn me into it. I've been drinking Miller Light ever since.

[JD]

Ever since.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it works. Now. He was in a strip club one time, and he saw one of his reps in there order a Budweiser and.

[JD]

He fired very seriously. Very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it very seriously.

[JD]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very. Like, if. If I was around him and I had something besides their product, he, like, would either say, please change it, or he'd, like, have to go find something else.

[JD]

Yeah, backstage, people. If it's sponsored by a certain beer, you do not have that beer backstage. Yeah, people got. Oh, serious. Oh, serious. Crazy. Stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious crazy. They want to hook you in the bars because they make their money in the package stores. They make their money in the seven, 11 in the numbers of beer that they move on. Like the Mexican holiday. What is it? Oo Cinco. Cinco de Mayo. De Mayo. In the 4th of July.

[Bob Floyd]

There are four unbelievable major Hispanic holidays in the United States, John. Christmas, Easter, Cinco de Mayo, and October. October 21st.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened on October 21st?

[Bob Floyd]

That's when the new model Chevrolets come out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. That was the funniest car kind of thing you've said in about seven years, Bubble.

[Bob Floyd]

Thanks very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that. I was saving that up. Good morning.

[JD]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air, line one. Hello. What you got?

[Caller]

2017 Ford F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

3,800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth? Cloth.

[Caller]

Ecoboost, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those things are. They're expensive, right? And it's cloth. And when they're used, it's hard to move them. You can move used cars better when they have what we call the gear on them. I mean, I can. I can move it, but I have to move it from a price that it moves from, and you're not going to like that price. Why are you selling it?

[Caller]

Oh, don't drive it. Took a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You took a car? What's that mean?

[Caller]

Got too many cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, how long did you buy it?

[Caller]

It's about a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's EcoBoost 6. Four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yep, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

XLT.

[Caller]

XLT. Cloth with heated seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even know they made heated seats in the cloth now. Makes sense. They've had heated blankets for years. Twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty, 20, twenty, twenty, twenty, Twenty, twenty, twenty, twenty what? Twenty what? Twenty what? Twenty five grand. O he had to curse. Hang on. You know what? I think I bid it as a. You sure that I told him? I warned him. I warned him. I knew he was not too damn low. He. I knew he wasn't gonna like that. I hung up on him before he could curse anymore.

[Bob Floyd]

I've never understood that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had a lot of cursing today and it didn't come from us, it came from our listeners.

[Bob Floyd]

It's because of jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how's it my fault?

[Bob Floyd]

Angry man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times have you hit the dump today? At least six.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's a record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank God we spent the two GS on the new dump last year. I mean there's nothing like a dump on the gold and dump. A good dump. We've got a good dump.

[JD]

We got a great dump.

[Bob Floyd]

Nothing like a good dump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy. Get you all square. Get it all cleared out.

[Bob Floyd]

Why do you sell a year old vehicle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you buy a car that you're not going to drive? Why'd that lady buy that $145,000 Mercedes SL AMG down in Houston that we bought? You never saw that one turley. And lost $20,000 on it in 200 miles. God, she bought it used. Think about what the guy lost that bought it new. It had 3,000miles when I bought it. She bought it with like 2800 for 145 and she doesn't like it. Yeah, I don't understand what it feels like to be rich.

[JD]

Rich, rich, rich.

[Turley]

That's just stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well is it stupid or is it just. Just what they can do. I mean, you know, still stupid.

[Turley]

It's like water throwing water.

[JD]

Really, really, really wealthy people don't throw money like that.

[Bob Floyd]

Okay, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do in their jet airplanes. I've watched them fly them and they're pretty.

[JD]

Yeah, but then those are tax write offs they make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, but, but, but, but. Don't confuse tax write off with spending money. This is something I do understand. Oh, you can write it off. Okay, so you get a 30 discount.

[JD]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you spend a hundred thousand dollars so you still spent $70,000.

[JD]

But they bug you most of the hiding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that took his sister and his mom Christmas shopping in Europe on their Falcon 900 just because you know what it cost to fly a Falcon 900 from Midland, Texas to Paris and back to shop?

[Bob Floyd]

140.

[John Clay Wolf]

100 grand? Yeah.

[JD]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you buy while you were there?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[JD]

We just had lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned. I'll be damned. I mean, oil, it's amazing. The west Texas chic blows me away. You know, we talk about Saudi Arabia, those crazy rich people in Saudi Arabia.

[JD]

It's coming back. Yeah. It's America. They, they say in a couple of years we'll actually have more output than Saudi Arabia has there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are west Texas sheiks that have more money. They don't wear rags on their head, but they wear cowboy hats and they have as much money as the guys with the, with the white towels on their head.

[JD]

Just didn't know it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't mean that in a racist kind of way at all. I mean it absolutely straight. They don't even have gold fixtures in their airplane, but they have that much money. We'll be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I do believe in you and I know you believe in me. Charlie, did I say about the Walmart deal?

[JD]

Walmart?

[John Clay Wolf]

Walmart. No, Walmart. Yeah. It's been brewing for a while. It's complicated, but I think we're going to. I don't know how it's gonna work.

[Turley]

You want to talk about it on the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I'm gonna be vague. Yeah. But I think we're at Walmart's as drop centers.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they can stage them there and the transport's gonna pick them up there.

[JD]

That's a great idea. They got the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

They damn sure have the room. They'll tow your ass.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah, and they got Chex Mix and orange.

[JD]

Yeah, they will.

[Turley]

So pick up a check and a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bottle of milk or something.

[JD]

Great for Walmart too. That's why Walmart lets people stay overnight in an rv. You can stay one night for free in their parking lot. As long as you check in with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not know this.

[JD]

You sure can for free. Well, think about it. You're there. Oh, I need some soda.

[Bob Floyd]

I need some one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like they need the parking space overnight.

[JD]

No, but you do it overnight and you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, have you ever worked at a Walmart? I have. I had a feeling. You have.

[Bob Floyd]

My first job as a kid was at Walmart when I was 15 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guessed that. How was it?

[Bob Floyd]

How did you guess that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just small town. The big Walmart came to town. You were there, glassy eyed job.

[Bob Floyd]

It was a great job. I left Walmart and went straight into radio when I was 17.

[Turley]

Were you a sacker?

[Bob Floyd]

No, I worked in receiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that was after. When he got into cocaine. And you moved to Dallas.

[Bob Floyd]

Back in the back I unloaded trucks, which always used to be a daytime thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever steal anything?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. I mean, if you know me, I do not steal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but from Walmart. I mean, you know, and I don't lie like Sam Walton's. Good to miss it.

[Bob Floyd]

No, you know, it's a good way to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start over.

[JD]

Good way to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo. Did you ever steal anything?

[Bob Floyd]

Nope.

[JD]

Ever? Ever? From an employer? Ever?

[Bob Floyd]

I stole a girl from you one time. Yeah, sure he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever.

[Bob Floyd]

Oh, daddy's like that. Never happened. Ugly bastard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever. Have you ever moved time on a time card?

[Bob Floyd]

Move time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, not done time. Put yourself an extra hour and have your old buddy punch out?

[Bob Floyd]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Punch in? Nah. Never?

[Bob Floyd]

No, I'm very principled actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

You'd be surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am surprised.

[Bob Floyd]

I'm not really Mabo. I just play him on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've never moved a time card?

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob Floyd]

No, I've never clocked anybody out. Never helped. About that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line six said we were not on right now in Houston. Been stepped on all morning. So. Houston was a disaster today on the Buzz.

[Bob Floyd]

What are they doing down there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Training. Sounds like they're training people. They need to do more of it.

[Bob Floyd]

It's not intern season.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is intern season? Oh wait. Rubicon with a $20 on it. It 4 inch lift, soft top mark Arlington. What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean.

[Caller]

It's above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know Brad Belton?

[Caller]

Brad what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know Brad Belton?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because a friend of mine just texted me and said a friend of mine selling his jeep. I'm gonna send him to your website. I didn't know if this was the cheap.

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna offer you less if you knew Brad Belton. So you Good, good answer. Even if you do know him, be like Bobbo and just lie.

[Caller]

Oh, I've heard that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

This 15 grand. Buy it.

[Bob Floyd]

Very close.

[Caller]

Should very, very close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Go to givemetheven.com dump the VIN or the license played in there. Take some pictures. If you'll take the pictures with your phone when you get to our site. It works like an app and you can just push upload photos and click the pics on your phone and push go and voila. Right in there. What it takes and we'll try to get it bought.

[Caller]

All right, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Hey, I've had a lot of people asking about the average rougher clean shirts if they were going to be available on the February 10th they listener party.

[John Clay Wolf]

They will be. And we definitely need to get JD we go to John claywolf.com and see if they've done any updates on that because that's where we need to drive all the traffic.

[Turley]

Also sell that too. I mean the buyers are all about that shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That shirt's gonna get some traction. Is.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. So we need to order more sell that than think so.

[Turley]

I like the average rough clean. I think because just having that on there brings up enough conversations though.

[JD]

There's nothing on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well it's nothing like having a new marketing manager and a full time website developer to get right on the cutting edge of all your promotions.

[Turley]

I mean we only have what, a couple weeks left till the event starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we got plenty of time to promote it.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[JD]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? If I don't remember it, then nobody remembers it. If I don't tell them what to do, then it just doesn't happen. It's too bad trying to get away from that. 800-807-23-4. My brain about to pop. Why I'm just too much too many.

[JD]

I don't know how you do it. I don't know how you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to say that I walk.

[JD]

In here and see you working and it just my head explodes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to say that two, three years ago. And I was like Laughing like, yeah, I got. I got more loping. Yeah, I'm loping. But now I'm with you.

[JD]

Now you believe me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I'm tapping out like the old MMA fighter. Yeah, you've taken on a lot, man. It is a lot.

[JD]

And you keep going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, maybe a bit.

[Bob Floyd]

Little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe a little bit more. No, a lot more.

[JD]

Maybe a lot more.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm going to have to bring on some people to help us. I can't make her a decision.

[Bob Floyd]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nor the radio part is the fun part.

[JD]

Yeah, this where we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're doing all these plans and this and that, and people like in the radio show, I'm like, what radio show? Oh, that radio show.

[JD]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

And that's why now the.

[John Clay Wolf]

To roll this thing out. California.

[JD]

California.

[John Clay Wolf]

California is my next hit.

[JD]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

For sure.

[JD]

I thought you're going to Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's easy. We're already leaning that way.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how to logistically handle that.

[JD]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

For some reason, California, Florida, like, kind of feels, you know, you got. It's. It's SEC versus PAC 10. I mean, I understand the SEC. I understand. I mean, from Louisiana to Northern California, it's all Texas to me. But California is like Mars.

[JD]

California is a whole new world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's the problem. Will we get kicked off the air in California because of all the liberals? You're a sensitive lib.

[Turley]

No, Their radio is pretty heavy out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[Turley]

Yeah. Just got to be on the right station.

[JD]

Yes.

[Turley]

If you're not on the right station, then. Yeah, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's kind of what I was thinking. So do we just stick with our fundamental classic rocks? We'll be okay. Yeah. So if you like Skynyrd and the Eagles and Billy Squire in hot pants, then you like us. Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

They got every kind of crazy out west coast, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really Austin. Austin was way more sensitive than I figured it would be.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that we're on the sports station in Austin, it's fine. But we were on that country station. Everybody was getting all butt hurt. So country station, I know. Isn't that hot Country.

[JD]

I know.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah. But not a mainstream country station. This is like a classic country, which.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even makes it more our kind of people.

[Bob Floyd]

Well, to us.

[JD]

Yeah.

[Bob Floyd]

But we're cool like that. Most people that listen to that music are not cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I asked a lot of people that listened in Austin on that station if they were okay. They're like, yeah, we love y'. All. It's great. I think that it was A setup. I think it was a frame job in Austin on klbj or cave to knock you off. Yeah, I, I, I, I think, I think that there were some politics on the inside that were falsely. It's funny you say that.

[JD]

The other station, I worked for the other show, years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD]

Same deal in Austin. We went on in Austin. We were on for about six months. We got kicked off, and it was a setup the whole time. We were never expected to succeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bob Floyd]

It's a very interior market, isn't it? I mean, they don't, they don't like people from outside.

[JD]

Well, the program director didn't like us from the beginning.

[Bob Floyd]

You know, that's just what they did to jfk, man.

[JD]

Oh, stop it.

[Bob Floyd]

No, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

They, yes, they did. You know that.

[Bob Floyd]

They did a speech in San Antonio. He did a speech in Austin. Then what happens, what happened to Fort Worth?

[JD]

You missed Fort Worth. He was in Fort Worth.

[Bob Floyd]

He flew to Dallas from. He drove to Dallas before he landed in Fort Worth?

[JD]

No, he flew from Fort Worth in.

[Bob Floyd]

Order to drive to Dallas. Then they got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he really in Austin, San Antonio, the day before? I had no idea. I, I don't know.

[Bob Floyd]

Same day, earlier that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up. He was at Fort Worth that morning.

[JD]

That morning they flew to Love Fields.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start, Start over. When did Austin, San Antonio come into play? I think Bob was making stuff up. Dude, I did a whole semester at SMU on the JFK assassination. I don't remember anything about Austin. Now, LBJ was from Austin and he might have had it killed too, man.

[Bob Floyd]

Because he was in, he was in San Antonio and he went to Austin. Then he went to Fort Worth for.

[JD]

That morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was not in Santa.

[Bob Floyd]

He went to Railhead Barbecue and had a nice lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Met.

[JD]

They just make stuff up.

[Bob Floyd]

They took him to Dallas.

[JD]

They flew him to Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would you fly from Fort Worth to Dallas?

[JD]

For the photo op? That's exactly why. So Air Force One could land in Love Field. You don't remember the pictures?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, but I mean, that's just.

[JD]

Why they did it, because they flew.

[Bob Floyd]

Into Dallas on Love Field. They flew him out of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

They flew him out of Dallas.

[JD]

Dead right into Dallas from Fort Worth.

[Bob Floyd]

Here's, here's the thing.

[JD]

How old are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Bob Floyd]

How old are you?

[JD]

I am 60.

[Bob Floyd]

So you're like, in on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not 16? Yes, I am. When did you turn 60?

[JD]

This year.

[John Clay Wolf]

You turned 60?

[JD]

I'm November 14th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did we celebrate? Yeah, no kidding.

[Turley]

I thought you're like 50. 9 or 58 or something.

[JD]

I'm going to tell you. I'm 85, 60.

[Bob Floyd]

Wait a minute. Hold the phone, hold the phone.

[JD]

I wasn't in on anything.

[Bob Floyd]

Your dad.

[JD]

Dude, my dad was not in on anything.

[Bob Floyd]

All this stuff, Battle of field, man.

[JD]

Because it's everything.

[Bob Floyd]

Jfk, now the courthouse, it's all over the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Why. Why y' all talking about this? Let me. The book.

[Bob Floyd]

Suppository.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a car suppository.

[JD]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? There's a car I want to buy a 13 Nissan 370 Nismo. Is that you? Are you there? How many miles? How many miles in what color?

[Caller]

I just hit 10,000. It's pro white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 21 grand buy it?

[Caller]

21 grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in? You sound like San Antonio. Houston.

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Yeah, brand new. I actually got it from Louisiana. Had it flat.

[John Clay Wolf]

No flood, no story, no bad carfax.

[Caller]

No, no. That thing is about as perfect as it gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have an Internet connection in your life?

[Caller]

I sure do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you go to give me the vi n dot com. Say wolf, hit me at 21 g's on the radio. Radio. And here's a picture of the car. Here's the vin, and here's what it takes to buy it. I want to buy it.

[Caller]

What happened to you in Houston, man? You're not on 94. 5 the buzz anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that was just a screw up. They. They. The board op. Something. Either the board operator or the board, they had technical difficulties. Were we. Were we on at all this morning?

[Caller]

You've been out for a while, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, I mean, we're on. We're on in 20 cities. But that one, that, that affiliate, it went down. We're on 975 right now in Houston. But the buzz. We were off because. Technical difficulties. And we'll be back normal there next Saturday.

[Caller]

You know what's ironic, man? I ran into you trying to listen to their morning show and now I don't listen to them at all. Just listen to your podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you tell the program director that I'm serious, man. I catch so much hell out of that. Damn. Some of those guys down there. I was driving to the grocery store and I had my 3 year old son in the back seat and now all he says is sell that, sell that. And I think that you should not only kick John off the radio, but you need to have him arrested. And they send me these emails. Yeah. These hate mails and. And they never talk about the good ones, so. You have a nice story, would you share it so it can offset the people that hate on me?

[Caller]

Absolutely. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's weird though, you know on those websites, Bob? Oh, you can't get to the PDs anymore. They don't have a contact us, but they sure come up with these hate emails.

[JD]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if it's in. Could be inside. Conspiracy theory. Hey, my email is J. Wolf at Go Wolf. If you'll send it to me, I'm gonna forward it to them. I'll make sure that they get it. I appreciate that. And I do want to buy, I really do want to buy a car. 800. 800-7234. Give me the VIN.com. be right back.

[Caller]

Back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking during the break about California and traffic out there and doing. Give me the VIN out there because I'm planning on heading out there. We are. We've already got clearance in the radio station, by the way. Really? Yeah.

[JD]

But hell no, I'm not ready to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How, how, how would we pick up in la?

[JD]

I have no clue. Logistics is a nice nightmare. Traffic is on a regular basis a mess till 10 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. And you did traffic?

[JD]

I did traffic for KABC in Los Angeles and it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you did nights?

[JD]

I did nights until anybody can tell me it's you. Yeah, exactly. From it got it finally cleared up about 10 o'. Clock. From 10aminute unless there was a wreck. But on a regular basis, 10 o' clock would not be unusual to see something, a backup on the 405 at all?

[Bob Floyd]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how does UPS and FedEx, Domino's, Amazon, the cable guy, how do they get around in LA and actually hit service times? Because we've seen our customers. If we miss it by 30 minutes, they start trying to light us up on the Internet. He gave me too much for my car and he promised to be here at 1 o' clock to pick it up. And it's 1 o' clock and it's raining outside and nobody's here yet. And I'm gonna rate them a zero. Man, if you look at. We have so many great races ratings online and the few negatives. About time. And it's typically bad weather. Well, somebody pickup time.

[Turley]

Yeah, they're complaining about because the ice storms down in Houston. Some customers like, why aren't you guys picking up today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, everything's frozen, man. Dude, we can't stop crashing cars. We crashed another one last Saturday.

[JD]

FedEx and UPS both have interesting rules. They. They discourage left turns. If you can make three right turns and go where you're going, they say do those. You know why? Because you don't cross traffic. Also don't back up. They have another rule. Unless it's absolutely necessary, do not reverse your vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to install these in our. Give me the VIN drivers because we have a wreck every. Every six weeks. Those rules, I think we've had wrecks you don't even know about.

[Turley]

I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're all in Houston.

[Turley]

Just the bad ones I hear about.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I did. They called me. We need more driver cars in Houston. Like yeah, I bet we do. Because we crash everything we have. So I bought them. You bought what? I bought him one. Okay, Rick, if you're listening, you've got a new. Give me the VIN delivery car coming your way.

[JD]

Don't back it up and don't turn left.

[Bob Floyd]

I don't know if it will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new 97 Lexus ES300 with a salvage title. I gave 900 for it. Go wreck this one. Go drive it off the Galveston Bridge.

[Turley]

We're going to need some here in Dallas too. Not because of wreck, because they wore the vehicles out. I know there's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you run the wheels off?

[Turley]

Yeah, there's a link and it's. It's sputtered and putting and all that kind of stuff they're having issues with.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got just a little bit of hail too. Just a little bit.

[JD]

They also send their drivers to boot camp. They teach them all this stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think we'd do that. Like we send ours to driver's ed so they can get driver's license judge people.

[JD]

They say if you see a vehicle that has. Literally, they do this. If you see a vehicle that has damage on more than two panels do not get next to that vehicle in traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've wrecked my car so many times down in Houston. I subbed it out.

[JD]

What do you mean subbed it? What do you sub it out?

[John Clay Wolf]

I subbed it out through another guy. Oh, really? They work for you? Not me.

[JD]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. You're our vendor.

[JD]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

I pay you, you pay them. They're your people.

[Satan]

Distance from them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, makes sense. We'll supply the cars, y' all go crash them. It's the damnedest thing. J.D.

[JD]

Why Houston? Well, Houston, I don't know.

[Turley]

A lot of traffic, I think.

[JD]

You've got problems in Houston, you're gonna have problems in la.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, that's why I bring this up again.

[JD]

It's training with UPS and FedEx.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's training number five. Number five, San Antonio. Dave, I think that is is 150, 000 mile Tahoe. Is that you, Dave? Somebody on line five. No, line five. Now it's a 15 Silverado with 36. Dennis Odessa.

[JD]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes sir.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's a place that doesn't have bad traffic. But it takes a little while to get there, you know, it's just.

[Caller]

I'm telling you, stay out of California. It's awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you done it with your accent? I hear it already. So is that where you're from?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's where I'm from. 41 years I've been here in Texas. 5 years. So I'll never go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

In what area of California were you?

[Caller]

San Diego. So 20 minutes out of San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's assume that we launched. Give me the VIN in Southern California. And we have our fleet of drivers. And they go around and pick up these cars at people's houses all over the district. From between Phoenix and San Diego and LA and all that. Would it just be. Is there any. Would it be impossible? And Again, how does FedEx do it? How does UPS do it?

[Caller]

It? I don't know, but rush hour traffic seems like all day long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you go to Midland?

[Caller]

Trouble out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you go to Midland?

[Caller]

That's where the money's at. That's where the money's at.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing out there?

[Caller]

I'm a truck driver. I haul heavy equipment.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they paying you? By the hour, by the year. By the what?

[Caller]

By the hour. I make great money.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know you do. I mean, just all you guys do.

[JD]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How stupid has it gotten on the oil field hires right now? So you're paid by the hour. Nobody knows your last name? What are Forget you. Just talk about normal people in your position. What's the pay an hour?

[Caller]

Well, if you got experience, you should be making anywhere from 25 to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bucks an hour as a truck driver.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what were you making in California? Were you doing the same thing in California?

[Caller]

Nah, I was making about 55 a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you doing porn?

[Caller]

No. No, I wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He kind of slowed down, like. Maybe I hit a nerve there.

[JD]

No, I used to.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hey, go to givemetheven.com and load that truck up. We'll buy it. I don't want to do it over the air. Too many questions, man. These trucks, they make me work too hard. Just let the computer do it. It's right there.

[JD]

There.

[John Clay Wolf]

All you gotta do is dump your VIN number or your license plate number and it'll spit the number out. We've spent like a gazillion dollars and thousands of hours developing it. Let's use it. Let's use it. It's 15 Silverado with 35, 000 miles because it'll ask the the impact options. Impact options are the wheel size, the sunroof, the this, the that, the needle movers. And on these trucks, I've got to ask 10 minutes worth of questions to do it right, and I don't have 10 minutes right now. An O2S 10 with 94 in Oklahoma. Chad. Chad. Congratulations. Are you there, Chad?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure this truck doesn't have 194,000 miles on it?

[Caller]

I'm positive. It was my grandfather's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and did he come from Texas and move to Oklahoma later in life?

[Caller]

Negative.

[Bob Floyd]

How about that?

[Caller]

We live so close. I mean, it ain't far. We got about a 20 minute drive and we're in Texas, so we're pretty close to them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Marietta or Ardmore?

[Caller]

I am in Chattanooga. 20, 20 minutes north of Park Burnett, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, so you're listening to this on the Bear. Gotcha. The Bear. The Bear. The Bear. And that's the Lawton Duncan y. You're about 15 minutes from the Lawton.

[Caller]

Duncan Y. Oh, yeah, somewhere around in.

[Bob Floyd]

There, Chattanooga's got a little bar downtown called My place. You can play pool all night.

[Caller]

Yeah, you're all on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in it.

[Caller]

You're in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob has been alcoholic for years, dude. He knows every watering hole within 100 miles of that of Witch, Texas. And he has. He probably owes the barkeeps money at most of the stops, but he's never stolen anything in his life except some Alcohol and a couple of racks of pool. But that's not the point. O2s10. Is it an extended cab or regular cab?

[Caller]

A regular cab. Six cylinder, four, 4.3 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So stick shift or automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a little. Little old man camper on the back of it?

[Caller]

Used to. No longer there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well that little old man trucks typically have a little camper on the back and sometimes they're real bad about going to Chief or O'Reilly's Auto Parts and buying some bad taste like stick on aftermarket stuff like chrome or they over visor it. Like they'll put a eyebrow on them and they'll put the window louvers on them and they'll. They'll put some stuff on them. Curb feelers. Cur. Not curb feelers but that you know, old man version of curb feelers. Okay.

[Turley]

Anyway, stick ranch bumper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Does 2500 sound right? Two grand. Two grand. Two grand. Hang on. I'm thinking it's 2 to 25, I do believe. Okay, so the automatic V6 under a hundred thousand miles. Yeah, I'll buy that car. Go to givemetheven.com Take some pictures and if you do you have a picture of your grand. Is he still with us or is he passed away?

[Caller]

Negative. He. One year. One year ago this month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a picture of him standing next to that truck?

[Caller]

Negative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I'll pay extra for that.

[Caller]

Photoshopper. I couldn't even get that shit done.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss on the radio. But we. So we just.

[Caller]

I'm sorry buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. It happens. It's just been happening all day. Actually the good thing is y' all feel comfortable enough with us to cuss on the radio.

[Bob Floyd]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was I gonna say? Because when you have the little old man standing next to the older car then you can show it to the next person and they trust it more.

[Bob Floyd]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really would give like hey man, I had a. I had a 93 Cobra this week and I had a picture 85 year old grandma standing next to it that she bought it new and she's holding the window sticker. I mean it was priceless. Give me, you know, carfax. That right. Exactly right. I mean that's the best vehicle history report you could ever ask for. But Anyway, go to givemetheven.com we'll buy it. Let's get the pictures. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hang on a second. Policy beer. 9, 6. We got a Minute left. I want to hit this guy. Good morning. Tobacco company. Same policy as beer company. Hi, Cheryl.

[Caller]

Hi. Yeah, years ago, I worked for Lorillard Tobacco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And we very cutthroat during the day, but after work, we'd meet at the juke joint for beer. And my competitor from Philip Morris lit up a cigarette that wasn't one of his brands, and his boss walked in and fired him on the spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're weird like that.

[JD]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you used to dip your own tobacco? The kind that you sold?

[Caller]

No. No, we didn't have any gift. We just had Gertz. We just smoked cigarettes. Ours was Newport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Menthols. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, I did. I did not smoke menthols. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did you quit them, or are you still smoking?

[Caller]

I smoke when I drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[Caller]

And that's kind of quick. Kind of don't. And I don't drink every day. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. So you smoke Thursday, Friday and Saturday?

[Caller]

Sure.

[Turley]

All right, we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Seven two, three, four. Oh, we're done. See y' all later. Bye. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get it. Podbean. Your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform.

[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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