#133 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #133, February 13, 2026

Overview

Episode #133 of The John Clay Wolfe Show centers around the show’s signature blend of car talk, offbeat humor, and freewheeling conversation about life, sports, and culture – all with a cast of colorful regulars and callers. This episode revolves around spirited car-buying live on-air, tales of Texas towns, relationship follies, hiring stories, Super Bowl predictions, and prepping for the show's upcoming 1,000th episode listener party in Houston.

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Main Themes and Tone

• Cars, Comedy, and Caller Banter: The main arc follows real-time bids for listeners’ vehicles, peppered with irreverent jokes and the hosts’ signature, Southern-tinted wit.
• Celebrating a Milestone: The crew is ramping up for their big 1,000th show, teasing listener parties and special giveaways.
• Workplace Antics: Stories about unusual coworkers and unique hiring practices as GiveMeTheVIN.com expands.
• Relationship Mishaps: On-air therapy as Turley recounts his breakup with a (former) convict girlfriend.
• Sports and Super Bowl Hype: Predictions, wisecracks, and caller engagement about the big game.
• Diversity and Social Satire: A playful (sometimes pointed) look at team demographics, local flavors, and the cross-cultural makeup of the staff.
• Entertainers, Characters & Parodies: Regular sketches and in-character bits from “Cluck Norris” the rooster to “Satan” and spoof celebrity call-ins punctuate the episode.

Tone: Loose, ribald, friendly, and at times intentionally outrageous.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Opening Banter & Car Buying Calls

• The show opens with a car-buying negotiation involving an on-air caller wanting to sell his 2015 Jeep.

  • Wolfe jokes about “Frisconians” (people from Frisco, TX) not being real Texans.
  • Quote:
    “You Frisconians, y’all are all imports, inbred imports down here from Michigan and California. Coming to Texas and thinking you’re like, living in the real Texas, but you’re, like, living in the fake Texas.”
    — John Clay Wolfe, 03:40

• Caller banter about old Texas cities, with tongue-in-cheek jabs about local reputations.

• Quick transactional format: listeners call in, describe their car, and receive rapid-fire ballpark bids; Wolfe often veers into comedy before getting to the price.

2. On Sobriety, AA, and Real Talk

• J.D. is celebrated for nine years of sobriety, which devolves into jokes about AA medallions and comparing them to “a punch card at Subway” (01:51).
• “Like every girl that you get to sleep with, you put another notch on it.” — John Clay Wolfe, 01:51

3. Promo Energy & Listener Party Details

• Heavy promotion for the upcoming 1,000th broadcast listener party in Houston (Galleria area, February 10th), with T-shirt giveaways emphasized throughout.
  • Info and RSVP process via johnclaywolf.com: first 100 who reserve get a free shirt (08:52, 53:03, 108:21).

4. Relationship and Redemptive Comedy

• Turley’s Relationship with a Convict: In a recurring segment, Michael Turley reveals he just broke up with his “very nice” girlfriend, who was on parole for fraud (making fake IDs).
  • “We just can’t seem to see each other. And she just started classes at the community college. … She’s a very nice girl.”
    — Michael Turley, 102:23, 104:09
  • Bobbo calls it a “golden opportunity” that Turley dodged catastrophe.
  • Bits about “Convict Dating Game” ideas and parole/probation differences.
  • “Dude, you got to visit with the spider, but you didn’t end up in the web.” — Bobbo, 104:57

5. Sports, Super Bowl & Philly Fan Faction

• Dialogue with Jason, the New Jersey “Philly Fan” on staff, about wearing Eagles gear in Dallas, fan culture clashes, and sports rivalries.
  • “So we brought in a guy from Philly. … Every day he wears his Eagles hat and his Eagles jacket.”
    — John Clay Wolfe, 35:38
  • Arguments about Eagles vs. Cowboys, office dynamics, and the Super Bowl line.
  • Caller/character debates about prop bets and bad blood between Philly and Dallas fans, including humorous takes on beer-throwing and battery-hurling traditions (37:42).
  • “Y’all do your deal. Oh, pulley. We won’t see him no more.” — Michael Turley, 57:37

6. Diversity in the Car Biz & Office Hiring

• Discussion on matching buyers and sellers by demographics and language, riffing on the success of “diverse” staff.
  • “You match them and they have better success, because they speak each other's language.”
    — John Clay Wolfe, 35:20
• Call-in from Norman, GiveMeTheVIN’s own New York Puerto Rican driver, who tells stories of being “broken in” down South, out in a field snipe-hunting and drinking Rolling Rock (50:14).
• Extended job ad segments: GiveMeTheVIN is hiring car buyers, drivers, and mechanics — only fast typists need apply! (47:31, 68:04)

7. “White, Black, Latino or Other” Segment

• DJ Pre-K presents the day’s “guess-the-ethnicity-of-the-news-perp” story: a man in New Hampshire tries to bite a police dog, and hosts guess his ethnicity, debating stereotypes and ribbing each other before it’s revealed the suspect is Asian (“Brandon Chan,” 45:35).
  • Memorable riff:
    “If you can’t get schnauzer, use dachshund.” — John Clay Wolfe/Bobbo/Asian character, 44:50

8. Comic Sketches, Characters, and Parody

• Cluck Norris the Rooster: A recurring bit about a rooster mourning the “death” of Big Mama, a beloved Houston family chicken with her own obituary (79:07).
  • “If you want to see a rooster cry his eyes out, look elsewhere. Because my name is Cluck.” — Michael Turley as Cluck Norris, 80:14
• Rush Limbaugh Parody: A spoof call-in from “Rush” lampoons right-wing talk radio, the Clinton/Trump “tail” rumor mill, and the effects of synthetic THC (94:27, 143:22).
• Devil/Satan Bit: Satan calls in to gloat about his “grip” on Rush’s soul (147:10–147:48).
• Hannah’s Minnesotan Accent: Prepping for the Super Bowl, Hannah rehearses Midwestern speech patterns, blending strip-club humor with football fandom (62:57, 144:54).

9. Listener Testimonials and Showcase Calls

• A listener shares a glowing story selling a car to the GiveMeTheVIN team, giving a live testimonial on their honesty and diversity (86:42–89:16).
  • “You do what you say and you say what you do.” — Caller Dana, 88:42
• Other calls include sales of classic/vintage cars (66 Cuda, 91:09), hot rod Benzes, and “junkers.”
• Memorable negotiation with a caller over a Malibu: “I hit you at seven [grand]. I hit you right? I hit you hard. And I don’t like to hit a lady. … Unless she fights back.” — John Clay Wolfe, 117:04

10. Economy, Wages, and Side Tangents

• Spirited discussion of how store managers at In-N-Out make $160K/year in California (124:31–125:08), contrasted with drive-thru starting wages in TX.
• Oilfield Jobs: Listeners call from Midland, TX to talk about $100K a year oilfield gigs and the economic upturn (133:09).
• Immigrant Stories: A first-generation Mexican immigrant shares his journey and opinions about the US border wall and the will of immigrants (119:44–121:36).
  • “You can’t stop the will of a human.” — Caller Caesar, 120:14

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Notable Quotes & Moments (With Timestamps)

• “You Frisconians, y’all are all imports … thinking you’re, like, living in the real Texas, but you’re, like, living in the fake Texas.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, 03:40

• “Like every girl that you get to sleep with, you put another notch on it.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, 01:51

• “They're going to burn H down to the ground. Sunday, Sunday, Saturday, Saturday.”
  — Michael Turley (promoting listener party), 15:08

• “Dude, you got to visit with the spider, but you didn’t end up in the web.”
  — Bobbo to Turley, on dodging a breakup disaster, 104:57

• “The whole rodeo arena—they had a gathering.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, referring to a Klan meeting in Bowie, 17:03

• “It’s all about jewelry and shoes.”
  — Tony Carbone (mob stereotype satire), 56:53

• “Saute. … schnauzer, oyster sauce … brown sugar, schnauzer, oyster sauce.”
  — Fake Asian accenter on how to cook schnauzer, 44:46

• “If you can't type, don't apply. The sign says long haired freaky people are welcome. But if you cannot type, don't apply.”
  — John Clay Wolfe, on job requirements, 47:57

• “White, black, Latino or other?” — Recurring segment, (41:12+)

• “If you want to see a rooster cry his eyes out, look elsewhere. Because my name is Cluck.”
  — Cluck Norris, 80:14

• “If they don’t beat CarMax’s offer, we owe you $100 bucks.”
  — Show’s standing deal, various (e.g., 10:03, 38:13, etc.)

• “I think that devil’s kinda hot. … They say once you go red, you never go back.”
  — Hannah, about Satan, 148:13–148:19

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Listener Services & Show Info

How to Sell a Car on Air:

• Call 800-800-RADIO; be ready with year/model/mileage/condition.
• Or use givemethevin.com (now with license plate lookup, no full VIN needed).

Listener Party Details:

• Date: February 10th
• Location: Near the Galleria, Houston (Alabama & Rice, by ESPNGAL Studios, see website)
• Perks: Free beer, free food, first 100 T-shirt reservations free
• RSVP: johnclaywolf.com (no “contest” required anymore!)

Hiring at GiveMeTheVIN.com:

• Buyers, drivers, office help wanted; fast typing and computer skills mandatory.

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Final Thoughts and Takeaways

• The John Clay Wolfe Show, at its core, is a Texas/Southwest car buying party with a manic-family vibe. Calls can turn from business to stand-up at the drop of a hat.
• The show's strength is in the chemistry among hosts and the self-deprecating, anything-goes humor with a clear loyalty to listeners — as demonstrated by live car quotes, open invites, and honest talk about work, sobriety, and relationships.
• This episode’s highlights are the wild stories (convict ex-girlfriend, wild animal-cooking jokes), ongoing office and family banter, Super Bowl fever, and plans for a landmark 1,000th show.
• The recurring invitation: buy or sell a car with them, join the party, or even join the team.

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Useful Timestamps for Skimming:

• 03:40: “Fake Texas” monologue & Frisco transplant jokes
• 17:00: Tales of Bowie, TX and rodeo arena Klan meeting
• 35:20: Hiring/fitting the right buyer to the right customer, Philly staffer
• 41:12, 44:40: "White, Black, Latino or Other" segment—dog-biter reveal
• 47:57: Hiring discussion—"If you can't type, don't apply"
• 80:07: Cluck Norris mourns the passing of Big Mama the chicken
• 102:00: Turley’s convict girlfriend breakup, the rundown
• 119:44: Caller Caesar's immigration story & border wall take
• 124:31: In-N-Out Burger manager salaries and job value
• 133:00: Oilfield boom and pay rates, Midland, TX
• 143:22: Rush Limbaugh spoof re: the Super Bowl, Hannah's $42k
• 148:10: “Once you go red, you never go back” (Devil calls)

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For More: See johnclaywolf.com, the John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook page, or tune in for future broadcasts & podcasts.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Bobbo]

Bumble, bumble.

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to dedicate that story to my friend Chad Fox at highly Honda.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's Wallace been lately?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, Wallace Edwards.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you been up to?

[Michael Turley]

Well, he got kicked out of his bowling league for being on the take.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

He was shaving pins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wallace Edwards on the take?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Michael Turley]

He was shaving pins for the local Lions Club, trying to raise money for alcoholics that refuse to go to Alcoholics Anonymous.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

In hindsight, they're probably the smart ones. Possibly because they still get to drink.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, this is the John K. Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

That's a nice thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Bobbo]

And John Clay is here, ladies and gentlemen, center stage with the big pin spotlight on him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Hey, Alcoholics Anonymous. J.D. celebrating his ninth year. Yes. Do you hear wooden nickels? Nope.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that that's what you do, carry nickels or wooden nickels. Like Indians? No, like Indian nickels.

[Bobbo]

There's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trade them in for whiskey.

[Bobbo]

There's a medallion we carry sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get one every, like every.

[Bobbo]

Year has a number on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like every girl that you get to sleep with, you put another notch on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Exactly what happens? Exactly what happens?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what. That's all. It's like a punch card at Subway.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

No pun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello, hello, this is Paxton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paxton.

[Caller/Listener]

Where you are calling? Well, I went to the website and I got a. I got a range on my car. Okay. And I need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a range? People don't know what that is.

[Michael Turley]

Is that electric range or a gas one?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I put my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put my Jeep in and it.

[Caller/Listener]

And it gave me a range.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a range? Like a Jenn Air or a Wolf or a Sub Zero?

[Caller/Listener]

A pricing range. A monetary range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Monetary range. Range of monetarism. Okay, so what did you think about the range? Well, gas or electric short?

[Caller/Listener]

It's gas. It's definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she said. Not the gas, but the little bit short.

[Michael Turley]

It's also the most handy for heating up your Mac and cheese or beanie Weenie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want? Why are you calling me?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I want to sell my 2015 Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks for getting to the point. I want to buy it. So how much is the son of a.

[Caller/Listener]

It's 21,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, I'd say I own it, but I don't even know what it is. What did our range hit it at?

[Caller/Listener]

18 to 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Listener]

59.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll buy it. 21 grand. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frisco. Okay. You're not from here, are you? You're not from these parts. You Frisconians, y' all are all imports, inbred imports down here from Michigan and California. Coming to Texas and thinking you're, like, living in the real Texas, but you're, like, living in the fake Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, I'm from Northern California.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Commercial Announcer]

Knew it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'll still buy it, but I'm thinking twice about it.

[Caller/Listener]

Tell me what I gotta do.

[Michael Turley]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just playing.

[Caller/Listener]

We will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Go. Go right, right back to your buyer and say, talk to Wolf on the radio. He said he give 21. What's next? They'll send you checklists and Uncle Roy will come over with his band of degenerates and pick it up with a check. Stop it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't know who or what that means you'll find out soon enough. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hi, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

In eastern California, man, eastern Calif.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember back when Frisco was farm field, when Frisco was train station. Now it's like the epicenter of the universe.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it roll really big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like all the girls are better looking in Frisco. What's up with Frisco? When I was a kid, Plano was that, and now Plano. If you have a house in Plano, you can't sell it. Nobody wants to be in Plano.

[Bobbo]

It was Richardson. Then I went to Plano. Then I went to Frisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Richardson good when you were young?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was when it was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Irving ever good?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Grand Prairie ever good?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the Mexicans found Grand Prairie? I don't believe they did.

[Bobbo]

That's why it's such a grand Santa Ana prairie. Yes, it was the all American city for a while. Did you ever see that on the water towers? For years it was the all American city. And anybody that lived there went, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell Houstonians, if y' all wonder what the hell we're talking about. We're talking. We're talking local. Good morning. Arkansas, Louisiana, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, all you guys. And we're just being geographically racial. Not racial, just snobbish.

[Bobbo]

Snobbish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grand Prairies come a long way, John. That's my city.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they got an Ikea now. That's right next to the taco factory.

[Bobbo]

Were you born there?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not born there, but, you know, with high school and everything. They don't have those anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're a family run city. Really? Yes. Mayor Ron Jensen's doing it right over there, so.

[Caller/Listener]

Very good.

[Michael Turley]

What's the worst Chinese cuisine in the world?

[Bobbo]

Shout out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Ron a black guy or a Hispanic guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a white guy. I went to church with him. Actually, I knew the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute, I just heard something. You went to church?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Was it an accident?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a Baptist church.

[Caller/Listener]

Really? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I had no idea because John always calls you an angry Jew.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. That's weird, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

They kicked him out when he was 9008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, around the Air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I was just wondering if Hannah still has custody of Pinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Hannah does not have custody of Pinky at this time. Her sister got out of the clink and he is back with her. But he may be coming over about 11:00 o'clock or. No, about 11:45.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Hannah. Clifton, Amarillo, Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning, John.

[Michael Turley]

Morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning. Hey, did you guys get off the radio on Amarillo?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They switched the stations around, though. Did they not do the. We were supposed to stay where we were. They went from like the. Like the Mule to the Armadillo. Like a big format switch.

[Michael Turley]

That is big.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's huge.

[Caller/Listener]

You guys aren't on up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, he's on the Armadillo. Now we're on the Armadillo. They went from the Mule to the Armadillo and we must have had to move with the mule because JD's such a jackass. That's it. That's not the fact. So they'll fix it. Jump over to the Mule and see if we're on the Mule.

[Caller/Listener]

What station is that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's the old Armadillo.

[Caller/Listener]

No, you're not on there. You're all it is. Texas country.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but the old. Didn't they switch two stations? Didn't they take Nash Icon and flip it with the Armadillo, I swear. Yeah. This is so stupid. This is the dumbest conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know what radio station we're on in amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on 20 stations. I don't know, cliff. Go to. Go to iheartmedia player and stream it. We're all. But baby, we're coast to coast, like from the east Texas coast, from the south Texas coast to the. To the Oklahoma coast.

[Michael Turley]

The heritage popular modern country station Nash icon informally known as the mule was originally the chicken in Amarillo.

[Bobbo]

Just go to john claywolf.com we have a live stream. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And our. Our listeners show is February 20th. It's a party, not a show.

[Bobbo]

February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, February 10th. You do it.

[Bobbo]

It says February 10th from noon until 4. So I imagine that's right after the show we have a big old time and it is the 1000th radio broadcast. And here it doesn't really say where it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello side. I'm looking right at it. Yeah, because we've got a bunch of half breeds, man.

[Bobbo]

I'm just saying it's built by half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breeds run by half.

[Bobbo]

We know it's in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's down by the Galleria, man. I know that. Here's what I know. If you go to our Facebook page junkly Wolf show or go to Junklywolf.com and click contest the the T shirt sell that T shirt is. Is done. And if you go on and reserve. If you're coming to the party, reserve yours. We're giving away the first hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to reserve your size. And when you get there, it'll show you where the address is. Are we out of time?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dog Danny with a Cadillac. I want it, but I've got to go. A 13 ATS with 18,000 miles in leather. Does it have a sunroof? No, just off the top of my head. Upper teens. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load in the license plate or the VIN number in the system will bid it immediately. And I'd love to buy it. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Maybe it'll be more than that. Maybe my. I haven't had my coffee yet. I bid better after I have my coffee. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars radio. His Name's Bob O. J.D.

[Caller/Listener]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vid.

[Caller/Listener]

Com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Michael Turley]

GiveMeTheVin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, sir. You are on the air. Hello. Morning. What are you doing? What the hell?

[Caller/Listener]

Trying to sell a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

2011 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

34,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver stick or matic Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller/Listener]

Back tires are original. Front tires got about 15 on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the back tires need to be swapped. And they cost a thousand, right?

[Caller/Listener]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a. Which level? Is it dual power seat, dual air, all that stuff? Navigation? Or is it the base or is it the middle one or.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Well, it's a three head up display and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So no wrecks?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Troy, down by temple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An 11 1111-1111-1111-1111 11. 25 grand off the top of my head. Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

25. I probably just.

[Michael Turley]

Nah, just keep the sound, bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do this. I'm. I'm up against the break right now. I can't, I can't keep going. Do go to givemetheven.com. load the VIN number in or just the license plate. My system will bid it right now. It may be worth a little more because the vin is going to decode different. There's three different versions of this car and I don't know which one you've got, but the vin will tell me. So go to gimmetheven.com and I bet you anything if you got the better one, my system will give you more money.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

You know, your trade in is nice. It's nicer than what they're offering you. It's worth more than your neighbors because you take care of yours. Well, John's with you and John will give you more than other dealers do. Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. John's Even made it easier. Now you can go to givemethevin.com and give John your license plate number and his system will immediately issue a price right there. Givemethevin.com They've completely changed the car business.

[Michael Turley]

Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Hannah]

Mama, we're all crazy now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama, Mama, we're all crazy now.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Mike, are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You having a fifth grade moment? This was actually my fifth grade grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were in second grade?

[Michael Turley]

No, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm 41.

[Caller/Listener]

What are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 45.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. So I didn't know about this until later. It was probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd already kissed a girl. Yeah. I'd already gotten to first base. Listen to Quiet Ride in my Sony Walkmans.

[Michael Turley]

Best song on that album was Slick Black Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was Dwight Yum or Tom Long.

[Michael Turley]

Black Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said Dwight Yum blacked out on dope. And his daughter got mad that he did. So she's like, he's badass and all y' all suck. Did you see that?

[Michael Turley]

Coming to Houston, Texas, February 10th. Don't miss a premiere live appearance by the world's biggest son of a. Johnny Jaw J. John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

John need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Papo needs to do the promo for us for our appearance. When is it, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

February 10th.

[Bobbo]

February 10th. Near the galleria at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. Near the galleria somewhere at 12 o'. Clock. There's free beer somewhere and hod wings.

[Bobbo]

Believe me, our listeners, all you gotta say is near the Galleria, free beer. They'll find it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the T shirts are@john claywolf.com if you pre reserve your T shirt, your size with your name. The first hundred are free and it's. You'll see it. Sell that bitch in average row for clean T shirts. So why haven't you made a promo for our deal, Bob? Why is everybody such a bunch of strokes? Why are we all a bunch of slackers?

[Michael Turley]

They're going to burn H down to the ground. Sunday, Sunday, Saturday, Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Babo does a lot of promos Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's working for everybody else.

[Caller/Listener]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yes, listen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen to this one.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday, February 24th. Bowie Community center events is proud to present.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, stop, stop. Who. Who's proud to present Bowie Convent start over.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday, February 24th Bowie Community center event. The Academy of Country Music's vocal.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell is that?

[Michael Turley]

Rest Restless Heart live and in concert. Hey, that's top flight production man. At the Bowie Community Center.

[John Clay Wolf]

One night only. One night only.

[Michael Turley]

Damn right. Get your tickets. Now, see Restless Heart. The following night, they're in Henrietta.

[John Clay Wolf]

The next morning, hang around for the pan cake breakfast. Breakfast Breakfast by the Tana Club.

[Michael Turley]

KKK VIP with meet and greet. February 24th and only at the Buoy Community Center. Don't miss it.

[Bobbo]

That's harder than you guys think.

[J.D. Ryan]

The production is really good.

[Bobbo]

Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. Why don't you do anything for us like that? Why are you so into Restless Heart and pancake breakfast?

[Michael Turley]

What does it pay, man?

[Bobbo]

It's not coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

More than that.

[Michael Turley]

Did no doubt they pay you for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you do all the. All the. Are you the voice of Bowie?

[Bobbo]

You know he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

For concert promotions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a lot harder.

[Bobbo]

Used to hearing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time I'm in Bowie, Texas, I think of the day I was there. And they had a clans meeting in the county rodeo. A real one. Bobbo, straighten me out. Tell me I'm lying.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

1990.

[Michael Turley]

94, I think it was. Or 95.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the whole rodeo arena. They had. They had a gathering.

[Bobbo]

Why did they spray them while they had them?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna be in trouble for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what they're gonna do it right to the spray the white folks. The white. Right. I know because didn't want it to get twister.

[Michael Turley]

Wednesday, January 31st. Johnny Rodriguez. He's riding his thumb to the Buoy community centers for one night only. 1. One Night Live and in concert.

[Bobbo]

And there's people in Dallas that have made a billion dollars doing those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off of Johnny Rodriguez?

[Bobbo]

No, just doing concerts.

[Michael Turley]

15 or 25 with meet and greet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Artie, good morning. You're on the air. Artie? Artie?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. 06. Are you taking a. Are you getting your morning deal on? It sounds like you're in the. In the John L. Crapper.

[Caller/Listener]

I was, I was, I was, I was. But I'm out now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's not. I mean, if you take a dip of snuff and get some black coffee early, I mean, you're going straight to that little room.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Alabama, so I just say roll Tide, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reach over and kiss your sister right on the tongue, you ain't fine, Baby.

[Caller/Listener]

If you get divorced is you steal your sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 06 M45 was 75. That is pretty funny when you get divorced. The bad thing about it is when you get divorced, she's still your sister. That's good, Artie. That's good. It's good. What color is your M45?

[Caller/Listener]

It's beige with beige leather. Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title to it? Or do you. Or do you have the title up at a hawk deal in Alabama?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I got a title to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then you're not doing meth. So you're one of those. You're the real one.

[Michael Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got out.

[Caller/Listener]

You made it, man. I'm lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hardly did.

[Hannah]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you listen to that podcast? What was that damn thing called? About the guy s town? About the guy in Alabama.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's. That's a lot of good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes us.

[Caller/Listener]

That makes Bama look good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does me. It's all just almost as good as Nick Saban. 06.

[Caller/Listener]

Now don't talk about him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does.

[Caller/Listener]

Talk about the leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 7,000. Buy the Infinity. Going once, going twice, going. What's it take? What's it take?

[Caller/Listener]

10.

[Hannah]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you so high?

[Michael Turley]

Damn hard?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, you can't buy it. You can't buy one for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I can't buy it for that. I know. I might come up a little bit. I mean, I'm just. I ask a question. It's like you were asking gal. She wanted to go home with you and get a room, and she said no. I mean, did you just quit or did you keep talking?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no. You don't quit. You don't quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? So, okay, so we'll sit with 7, 500.

[Caller/Listener]

Buy it. No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, eight grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you're gonna have to come off that ten dog. We'll get there if you want to. Let's start over. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're motivated and you have a title, and you would like that title to be converted to either a wire transfer or a cash check. A real money.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you don't want to have to talk to a bunch of yeehaws that can't afford it and waste your time. So now we have something. With all that service, you must get a little discount from the old john because I got to make a little something too.

[Caller/Listener]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so I'll give eight grand.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Let me put the car in the bin and with the pictures and you look at it. Then you tell me after you see it how nice it is, you'll see what you can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. D.J. get him on hold right Now, God darn it. Right now.

[Michael Turley]

Don't you catch on this here radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now. I need her now. Molly from Henrietta. Now. God boy, he just can't do it. Molly. Good morning.

[Hannah]

Hi. This is Molly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and I'm from Henrietta.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, and I never heard y' all before. Y' all is funny as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, thank you. Do you know Bobbo?

[Hannah]

No, I don't know nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it? Where is Henrietta, Molly?

[Hannah]

It's on the other side of Billy.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what. What's the next town over? No, and what's. If you pull out of. Out of Henrietta and take a right, where do you end up?

[Hannah]

In Bailey, In Barry or no Kona.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, maybe she is. I'm giving her a little graphic test.

[Michael Turley]

She's missing Jolly all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Molly. We'll be right.

[Michael Turley]

You gotta ask her where you go for a chicken fry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Redneck cartoons. Good morning, everybody. Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back with more of the John Clay wolf show after this presented by givemetheven.com.

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[Michael Turley]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re doing a great job.

[Caller/Listener]

I enjoy listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we really have Tiger woods singing dirty deeds done dirt sheep? Did you just make that up?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to do Tiger woods sings dirty deeds done dirt Cheese.

[Bobbo]

Rock and roll pair.

[Michael Turley]

Let the good times roll. Hey, Davey. Let the good times roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a little more teethy.

[Michael Turley]

What the God time roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning, everybody. Tiger woods sings the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim. Good morning, Houston. 16 Chevy Colorado with 19,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. How you doing? How you doing?

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing? I'm doing well. Hey, I was planning on taking my car to carmax, but friend said hey, you should call. Call you guys up. Trying to save myself from driving around town. So here I am calling you up.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your friend's got your friend Makes good sense. Did you already go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what have you got? Laptop.

[Caller/Listener]

I got a Colorado crew cab, got 19,000 miles. Silver in color. Black. Black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Navigation. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

19,000. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

22 and a half.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay, that worked. That worked for me then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, we need to play the gong.

[J.D. Ryan]

The gong. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Let's go. So go to. Give me the vin.com, load it up and tell them I bought it. Bob, Good morning. In Orange, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, hey. Hey, Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, hey, Mr. Walt.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, you used to have some like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Australian girl back on there.

[Caller/Listener]

What, this?

[John Clay Wolf]

What, like four or five years ago? Yeah, Aussie.

[Caller/Listener]

Aussie, yeah. What happened to her? I mean, I listen to her. She had a sexy voice.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man, she.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was all voice, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

She deported.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she really? She got deported? She got deported.

[J.D. Ryan]

Once Trump came into office, she got deported.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was half black. She was. She was ab rich. She might have been ugly in real.

[Caller/Listener]

Life, but when I listened to her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Voice, I mean, it just made me.

[Caller/Listener]

Butter my corn every morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just threw wood in your britch. Hardwoods. Hardwoods. Not them. Laminate. Not them.

[Michael Turley]

Laminate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woods. Hardwoods. Good, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

That guy's excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he is. You know, if you like. They were doing a Google a good a presentation to me. 1. This is a while back. It was back when she was here.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Googling my name to see what came up. And Aussie was the first hit.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

First picture?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the first search. Like most search terms.

[Bobbo]

Funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody was trying to see what she looked like.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she was hot. I mean, her voice was amazing. Well, I'm trying to be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's aborigines, she's black, and she's covered in tattoos.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was exotic.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did not.

[Bobbo]

Exotic, that's the word.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a. She was a mutt, dude. Well, I mean, I'm not talking about the. She was just such a. She was a weird gal. She was crazy.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy.

[Michael Turley]

Truth.

[Bobbo]

Oh, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy as hell.

[Bobbo]

You can imagine dating somebody that. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine a little. A little puppy that hadn't bathed in a while walking down a back alley? He's got. It's just patchwork all over. His hair's all mangy and then he just. When he howls, he just sounds like Dolly Parton.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Still have dreams to be a big girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like that. Well, there he is.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I cook with a piss hard woody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Australian Mutt.

[Michael Turley]

I think the seal. Look at that Woody. It's caught me thinking about the Aussie girl. There's no for a Sheila.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sheila gonna butter your corn. I heard it's raining in. In Beaumont in Orange, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

I'd eat the corn out of our potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey yo. Hey dude. Ease up dog. Oh, what the hell's wrong with you? It was miracle I covered that one up there. Right? You do that one more time and you're going to be back introducing concerts at the community center.

[Caller/Listener]

Bowie.

[Bobbo]

That was great.

[Michael Turley]

Back from the dad. Gary Stewart.

[John Clay Wolf]

One night only pancake breakfast. Potato social. That's what it's called. A baked potato social. Will and Azel 160, 000 mile Toyota Camry's worth 500 bucks. Well, well, well. 500 bucks. 800, 807, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We bought a ton of car. We bought so many cars like our tongues are hanging out and we want more. So the nice ones spring springing tax money's right on its way. About February 19th I think is when it's supposed to hit. Yep, that'll spike the car market up. So we're going in, we're buying now on the new market because we know it's coming. And if you want to sell your car go to givemetheven.com or just call in the show at 800. 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only serious ones on the show. Right. Cuz you want to buy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't want a bunch of jerk off a bunch of junk, nothing. If you, if you have junk, nothing, we'll buy it. But I don't, you know, don't call me with a 500 car and say it's worth five grand. Actually you can cuz we're just going to make fun of you and wrestle you to the ground and beat you like with, with, with. You know how you take in Full Metal Jacket where they take the soaps and put them in the towel? Yeah. Yeah. That's what we're gonna do.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Called the code red on me. So Bobo, your. I don't want to blow this because this could be the best story of the day. We've been wanting to talk about this for weeks and Baba wouldn't let us. His girlfriend. Okay. Is. And I don't want to. We'll do it around 10:30. 10 something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something happened with his girlfriend but he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn'T let us talk about her. She's living.

[Michael Turley]

Really happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well you said you know she was on probation, parole, parole. There's a difference.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

There's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference between parole and probation?

[Michael Turley]

Probation, they let you drive around sometimes.

[Bobbo]

Parole.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he was dating or is dating a convict?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no.

[Michael Turley]

Was. Was. Was.

[Bobbo]

So something has happened since last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she convict of?

[Michael Turley]

She's. She's decided we should just be friends. And I think that's okay.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow. God, Michael, you're cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What did she. What did she convict of?

[Michael Turley]

Fraud or something? She's making fake IDs.

[Bobbo]

So she's lied professionally.

[Michael Turley]

So when they caught her with a fake ID she just happened to be in a house full of methamphetamine. I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

This can happen. I can happen to anybody.

[Michael Turley]

You can find yourself smoking a light bulb at 4 in the morning. So many stretches around these parts.

[Bobbo]

I can tell you how many times that almost happened to me.

[Michael Turley]

Smoking a white girl. You know what I mean?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't.

[Michael Turley]

You wipe the white out of the inside of that light bulb. You know, take the middle off carefully. You don't want any broken glasses.

[Caller/Listener]

Do this.

[Michael Turley]

And duct tape the top of it so it's smooth. So you don't cut your lips. Okay. And you pull a big pin apart. Make a straw out of a sturdy straw. A hearty straw.

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe we should stop.

[Michael Turley]

And you got your big lighter under that because you can't afford anything else. Yeah, big lighters. And you're swirling around right up a little bit. You gotta turn the glass. And your best friend since the second grade is sitting right next to you. I mean, right next to you. He's got his hands open and he's waving them up and down. Both of them up and down. And he's got his face six inches from that light bulb in a tendril.

[Caller/Listener]

Smith.

[Michael Turley]

Smoke starts to come up and you start hitting the pennies going. You're burning it, you're burning it. You're burning it, you're burning it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what happened with her?

[Bobbo]

It really happened?

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

So she was in for fraud.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now she's gone.

[Bobbo]

Now she's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's listen to it. Sorry, Bob. We're gonna bring in a little Daryl Hall, John Oates to soothe your soul right here this morning on the classic soft rock station right here. Hey, I'm John Clay Wolf. I'm your Saturday morning soft rock host, and this is Daryl Hall. And Jon Oates goes out to Babo.

[J.D. Ryan]

And his convict girl live in concert, everybody.

[Bobbo]

You've had a community center on probation for fraud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never dated a bad girl.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean, not that. That. Not that bad. I've had ones that were dancers. That's. You stay way far away from them, man.

[Michael Turley]

She's a really cute, nice girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe you. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And she. She has. I mean, she's completed her. Her addiction course and has started some classes at the community college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Very nice girl. We keep very different hours of late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And she texted me the other day, you know, maybe we should just be friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was she living at your house?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was she living?

[Michael Turley]

Around the corner, actually, under a bridge with friends around the block.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she staying or living.

[Michael Turley]

She's living over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was staying with you, son.

[Michael Turley]

Not for more than six or eight hours.

[Bobbo]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10 on looks, where would you hit her?

[Michael Turley]

I'd say she's got to be seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus, you got a picture average, rough or clean?

[Bobbo]

Oh, dude, you got to ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, Turley. We're out of here. We'll be back in a minute. I have to turn my heart smile.

[Caller/Listener]

Like the sun kisses forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tails.

[Caller/Listener]

You still. Bar.

[Hannah]

Back over time we were all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No right, no wrong I'm selling a.

[Caller/Listener]

Song again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wh the game and if.

[Caller/Listener]

The real thing don't do the trick, you better make up something big. You going to burn.

[Michael Turley]

Ooh, Barracuda.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ White, black, Latino or others coming up.

[Michael Turley]

He's not concerned about a government shutdown. He's amazed that someone didn't shut down that boring ass C Span channel years ago. He believes there's a special place in hell for strippers who don't give change for a hundred. He wears his sunglasses at night so he can. So he can, you know, he is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin dot com.

[Caller/Listener]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Michael Turley]

It's awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

Love listening to y'. All.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, at different businesses, they train people to, like, match their salesman to their customer.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So we, you know, we've got some women, we've got some Asians, we've got some Hispanics. You match them and they have better success because they speak each other's language.

[Bobbo]

Makes sense to me.

[Caller/Listener]

So we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't have. With all of these Yankee bastards moving down from. From up north. Yes. We didn't have anybody to talk their talk, so we brought in a guy From Philly.

[Hannah]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, to be a buyer. He's from Jersey, actually. Oh, okay. Close. Trenton. But he's a Philly fan. And every day he wears his Eagles hat and his Eagles jacket that goes.

[Bobbo]

Over big in the buyers room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here he is right here.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're with us. Have you been. Trenton, New Jersey.

[Michael Turley]

Go Eagles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jason's such a Philly fan that every day on his phone. Yes, he's listening to the Philly station right up north. Whatever, that's fine. But not only that, he watches old Philadelphia Eagles games from YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, whenever losing. When the Cowboys were beating you.

[Michael Turley]

Nah, actually, I don't remember that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, not last year, right?

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that was last year. But, you know, we're doing pretty good this year and I feel real good about our chances winning the super bowl while, you know, Cowboy fans just, you know, get to watch us play. That's Feels good.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you lived in Texas?

[Michael Turley]

Other than Texas. It's 06.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking to him like an exchange student.

[Caller/Listener]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been over here from Sweden?

[Bobbo]

How long have you learned English?

[John Clay Wolf]

And when is your. When does your visa expire?

[Michael Turley]

It does expire.

[Bobbo]

What brought you down here since you obviously hate the Cowboys?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, brought me out here was family. My family would retire from General Motors playing closed down in Trenton, and they end up being in Arlington. So I got the service. 12 years in service. And I came out to join my family. That's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many fights have you engaged in since you've been in the Dallas area wearing that crap all over your body?

[Michael Turley]

Actually none.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's funny because when I, When I, I. Every time the Eagles play in Dallas, right. I'm there. And the support is. Is completely different from what I'm. What I experienced in Philly, where you guys actually invite us. You guys have some class, but unlike.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys, no, we.

[Michael Turley]

We.

[Bobbo]

We attack is the word you're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pit bulls have been outlawed in Dallas because of Philadelphia.

[Bobbo]

Eagles fans throw snowballs with batteries in them.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, n. The trend right now is just beer, you know, beer bottles and cans. That's the trend right now.

[Bobbo]

That's the cool trend. All the cool kids are doing it in Philly.

[Caller/Listener]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

This guy, he's die hard. Hat, coat, shirt. Every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes every day. Cuz Turley, you're lightening up in your older years. You used to be a little more hardcore with the Cowboys. Yankees gear. The Yankees gear and the Cowboys gear. Oh, that's interesting. Gary in New Mexico. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just sitting here talking to this Yankee. That boy.

[Caller/Listener]

That boy is kind of crazy. Wearing that Eagle stuff there.

[Michael Turley]

Down. You ain't kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's being nice right now. He's meaner off air. 06 Dodge Laramie, 117,000 mile crew cab. It says SOCA. What's it mean?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Says what?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I want him to stay. Oh, SoCo. I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

That's Southern Comfort edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. DJ Pre K. Blacky. Whitey doesn't know how to abbreviate. Well, that's Southern California.

[Caller/Listener]

DJ Southern Comfort.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand it's the difference between. Southern Comfort's out of Alabama. Anyway. It's a Southern. It's a gas rig or diesel.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's a half tunnel.

[Michael Turley]

Laramie.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, with 117,000 miles on it. Sounds like $9,000. I need to see it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that sounds pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that. That bid is that high? 06 with 117 is that high. If the Southern Comfort conversion is. OMG. Do you know what OMG is? Oh, my God. That looks good. So go to. Give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com. go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. And the system's gonna bid you lower. Way lower than what I said because it can't see the Southern Comfort conversion. So. Yeah, right in there. John was thinking nine grand, but he wanted to see pictures. And I'll. The buyers will pull me down after the show, and we'll look and confirm. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That brings up a good point, too. The system, it doesn't see the vehicle. So if you get a range you're not happy with and you're gonna go and mouth off on a review.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait till we call you to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out if it's a yes. Did that happen WT or a Denali? Yes, because you might have clicked the wrong button, you moron.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so I know which one you're talking about, and it happened this week. And you know what? Everything's fine. The customer apologized.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he go back and change his review? Yeah, that was nice. He actually removed it. We bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I don't know if we bought it yet, but we're almost there.

[Bobbo]

Originally, he put up a bad review because of the system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he went to the system. He built his car and it. On the trim levels on trucks, it sometimes doesn't decode them. So he selected a wt, which is a work truck.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's or xl.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's like a King ranch. So he's like, you suck. You're this and I hate you. And I'm like. He's like a Philly fan.

[Hannah]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Wait for the outcome, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So then after we explain, then he's like, oh, okay, okay. So anyway, he's your buddy now. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-48800 radio. So what is. What is the line on the Super Bowl? Philly fan, do you know?

[Michael Turley]

Pats by five?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pats by five.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, five and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

It opened up a six. Actually, it's at four and a half now.

[Michael Turley]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tiny.

[Michael Turley]

Those numbers don't mean nothing. Oh, doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, Prek, Whitey, blackie, eight Mile Bed. Good morning. How are you, sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's going down?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're doing a good job at the auction, running the video board.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I appreciate that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't throw out apologies everywhere. I mean, compliments, apologies, never. What are you talking about? So what have you got, dj?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, for a black, white, Latino, other. Today we got a story out in New Hampshire. We got police out there reported to a shooting. And when one of the perps tried to run off, they put the dogs on him. But when the dog caught up with one of them, this fool turned around and tried to bite a chunk out of the dog, which, of course, the dog bit back. And then he got his ass tasered and was taken in for resistant arrest and assault on a police dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the dog was uninjured and was back in duty in no time. So what y' all think this is good?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the right guy here to help us decode this. We've got the Philly fan.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's probably bitten a few people and a few animals over the years.

[Bobbo]

And been chased by a few police dogs.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Philly fan, do you think is a white man or a white woman man? White, black, Latino or other?

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna go with Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna go with what? Loud and clear now.

[Michael Turley]

Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why is that?

[Michael Turley]

Just. We are just made that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What way is that?

[Michael Turley]

We just have spunk. We have fire and everybody's against us. So, yeah, it's just business. They try to kick us out of here all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Who's against you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Caller/Listener]

So we.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a Latin, You're a Yankee? Latino. Are you a Rican?

[Michael Turley]

I'm a Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, now it makes more sense. Oh, my God. Where's Norman? Norman calling right now. Straighten this all out.

[J.D. Ryan]

The only one, Ed, He's a. Ricky's fan. Is a Rican, too. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. We're running a halfway house for Ricans. Enormous sister wants to come to Texas. You know, Y. Yalls. Yalls. G. Are you married? No, I'm not.

[Michael Turley]

But I'm with someone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I am a Rican. Hey, we did some good.

[Caller/Listener]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to like me, cuz I did some good stuff for Rico during the flood. I don't know if you looked it up. I did like, one. I did one good deed my whole life. But it's for your people, man. Your people, not the Philly fans.

[Michael Turley]

He's not a hater.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a Texan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the Mexican.

[Michael Turley]

The accidental race.

[Bobbo]

That's the United States territory. Yeah, they're not like you people. You know that foreign country.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we got to get back to. What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, the Rica says Latino Bobo.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's a. I think it's a black man thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Biting a dog.

[Michael Turley]

This guy's been chased so many times. I mean, he knows to run from the dogs, but when they catch up. Yeah, he's already worked out another plan over time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a white guy that's all whacked out on Crystal.

[Bobbo]

I gotta go with Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Ricans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black guy, white guy. What do you got, Turley?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got to be an Asian.

[Caller/Listener]

Really? Come on.

[Bobbo]

I've never seen an Asian come run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does it have to be an Asian? Asians don't. Well, I mean, they don't bite live animals. Like, have you ever watched Faces of Death where they whack the monkey's head in the middle of the table?

[Michael Turley]

It's not. Be so prejudiced.

[Bobbo]

All right?

[Michael Turley]

Dog tastes good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got an Asian. We've got an Asian sidekick here. Good morning, Lee.

[Michael Turley]

Sometimes I like having a little schnauzer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you eat schnauzer for a long time. Oh, how. How do you do that? Do you eat it? Like, just. How do you. How do you prepare it?

[Michael Turley]

I got a complicated recipe.

[Bobbo]

Complicated recipe.

[Michael Turley]

Use garlic and ginger.

[Bobbo]

Garlic and ginger.

[Michael Turley]

Make it taste fine.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Brown sugar, schnauzer, oyster sauce.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Saute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Fries and broccoli.

[Bobbo]

It's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got schnauzer.

[Bobbo]

Use dachshund.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you can't get schnauzer, use dachshund.

[Michael Turley]

That's good dog.

[Bobbo]

Not a lot of meat on a dachshund, but okay.

[Michael Turley]

No, it makes you feel wronger longer. Like a submarine sandwich.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So what is it, DJ Prek? Read the story again because some people might have just tuned in. Don't know what the hell we're talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. We got a cat out in New Hampshire who was getting arrested. And when they put the dogs on him, he bit back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they charged him with assault on a police dog. And, well, I gotta say, all of y' all are wrong. Except for Turley.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was Brandon Chan.

[Hannah]

Get out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out in New Hampshire.

[Michael Turley]

That's my cousin.

[Bobbo]

He bit the dog. Goes on a dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tasty. Randy.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? You better stay away from Lee, Randy. I mean, he. He may. Lee, do you like squirrel or. Randy, did you gotta watch out.

[Hannah]

I look like a damn squirrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, a chipmunk. If the guy will eat a schnauzer, he'll damn sure eat a chipmunk.

[Hannah]

I know. It makes me kind of sad.

[Michael Turley]

Why was it sweet and sour?

[Hannah]

Cause schnauzers are nice.

[Bobbo]

They are. Schnauzers are nice. I don't know that he really was eating them. It's okay.

[Hannah]

I had a schnauzer friend.

[Bobbo]

He did.

[Hannah]

He loaned me $5.

[Bobbo]

Little putty.

[Hannah]

And me and my friend Rusty.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Went and bought some really good weed. We got that schnauzer high. He was crazy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A high dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who do you think is going to win the Super Bowl? Rusty.

[Hannah]

Who's gonna win the Super Bowl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Hannah]

Boy.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Five points.

[Hannah]

Patriots.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Hannah]

Here's the thing. The Philadelphia Eagles are like the NFC version of the newly Patriots because they cheat, too.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, I see.

[Hannah]

So I'm gonna lower that line by 2. I'm saying Patriots by 3. Bet the Eagles furthest bread, but make a side hedger at Patriots +21. Cause the Eagles suck.

[Caller/Listener]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

Cha Ching.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Hannah]

I'm gonna be rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. Good to see you, too.

[Bobbo]

Randy has a gambling problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy's always had a gambling problem. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me the. Vin is hiring in Fort Worth, Texas. You need to live move to Fort Worth, Texas. We're hiring buyers and looking at some recon people, mechanics, drivers, drivers. A lot of things go to jobsivemetheven.com People who have applied last week. We haven't gotten back to you yet. We're going to do that all at once, actually hiring somebody to go through all this and. And start hiring people and if you.

[Bobbo]

Email us individually and say, how do I get my resume to John? We don't need your work in here. Because if you can't figure out [e-mail] probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can just tell you real quick. It's speed on the computer is the key to success here because we don't meet the customers. We don't, you know, it's a sight unseen deal. So it's a lot of communication. If you can't type, don't apply. The sign says long haired freaky people are welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at Philly fan here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you cannot type, don't apply. Philly fan. Can you type? I didn't, I didn't give you a typing test. When, when you came up to work.

[Michael Turley]

Don't need a typing test.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a good typer?

[Michael Turley]

I'm an excellent type.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, being a Puerto Rican. Where did you get these typing skills?

[Michael Turley]

High school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speak up, Speak up.

[Michael Turley]

High school. Car business A little bit. Everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

High school. So like, was this at a vocational class in high school you took typing?

[Michael Turley]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there pretty girls and that's why you did it? Or did you, you think you need it later?

[Michael Turley]

No, I was just working on the teacher. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working on the teacher. New Jersey Rican can type fast.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because there was a good looking typing teacher in high school. I tell you, J.D. that stuff runs the world. It's not oxygen and it's not water. It's that stuff. It's that thing. Leonard Skynyrd sang about it. Ooh, that thing.

[Michael Turley]

Potatoes Po goo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

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[J.D. Ryan]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio or givemetheven.com. norman, I see Norman on line one. What are you doing, Norman?

[Caller/Listener]

What I hear in the auction working like always.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Newman.

[Caller/Listener]

I heard that you got a Rican from Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that. We had a recon from Jersey. We've got two Ricans. One's from New York and one's from Jersey. He's wearing this damn Philly outfit all the time and he's. He's hardcore. Did you hear him on the radio? Really? Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. You have to give him the sloven hospitality down in Texas, like you did to me. You got me drunk and told me that you're gonna get a snipe hunting. Snipe hunting? You think your bottle of stock and put me in the middle of the yard, middle of the field. And then you took off and you truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta break these Ricans in somehow, especially with eagles hats on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You left him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did leave him out on the field. He just had to learn. He had to learn. And I got him drunk. I got him drunk on his own.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm looking around for this bird and never happened. I don't know. Drunk in the middle of the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burlap sat, and I was holding the spotlight and he was drinking Rolling Rock so he would feel him. What are you doing today? We've got to go to break. We've only got a minute here. What's the word today? We've got 300 for next week. You're gonna have your hands full.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I got my hands full, but the things what we're doing around here, I want more. This is not what I want. I want to have at least a lot more by March. That's what I'm aiming for. What I want you guys to just buy, buy, buy. Being a little conservative. Give these people a little more money or something in these cars, too, big boy. Help them out. I want them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I want everything. Go see, everything has four wheels. I would like to.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. We need to buy more cars. All right, I'm on it. You. You heard Norman.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com or call the show. We're buying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethe vin.com want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john clay wolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast. Actually, Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to see what that jackass looks like, you can meet him on February 10th at the Alabama. What's the dress?

[Bobbo]

Our voice guy is going to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, Bobo, you were pointing. Okay, yes.

[Bobbo]

It's at the corner of Alabama and Rice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right there. No, next to the Galleria.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so we know where this party's gonna be.

[Bobbo]

It's at the corner.

[Michael Turley]

They're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right down there near the. Where the street signs are. Flying saucers.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

Can't mess it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so this real organized party is going to be when?

[Bobbo]

Now, at the street corner of Rice in Alabama, Saturday the 10th, February 10th. And it starts at noon, when we get off. Our part of the party starts at 8am but they're part of the party starts at noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, we're giving away T shirts. If you. If you're gonna attend, go to john claywolf.com click the deal, put in your a thousandth show. Bob, you need to make some kind of. Why am I doing this myself? It's my thousandth show and I'm sitting here having to kiss my own ass. What's wrong with you people?

[Michael Turley]

What day is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I get any support?

[Bobbo]

February 10th.

[Michael Turley]

February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Bob. Oh, here's what's going on. Since I started this thing as a crippled young child and came back from the dead, this is a celebration of my thousandth radio show. Not yours, but mine. And it's in Houston. Freaking Texas. Because they like us more in Houston than they do everywhere else. I don't know why. I think it's because of the diverse culture and society. But anyway, Miller Lite's coming and we're all gonna get S face and there's gonna be a bunch of half naked girls there and there's gonna be free food, free booze and free T shirts. So if you go to john claywolf.com, which is my name, not yours, and click the deal, load in your T shirt size and put your name on it. It'll reserve it and we'll know you're coming and we'll know how much beer to bring. It's that simple. The first hundred T shirts are free.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday, February 10th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess who's paying for them? The Bowie Community Center.

[Michael Turley]

Now you're messing with a son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would the promo sound, Baba?

[Michael Turley]

Saturday, February 10. Now you're messing with a son of a. From up north, the Red River Valleys. Proud to welcome John Clay Wolf. I'll play wolf. And Cruz. J.D. ryan, Saturday morning, Bobble.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you there.

[Michael Turley]

And Michael Turley at the corner of the Angry Jew with special guests Randy the Chipmunk and Hannah the Stripper.

[Bobbo]

Near the Galleria.

[Michael Turley]

Just back from the Super Bowl. See you with thousands of dollars, free beer and fake marijuana brought to you by Natural Lies. Anheuser Busch use in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we're getting it, right? Yeah. If you want free T shirts that say average, rougher, clean or sell that, we have those on the website john claywolf.com or the Facebook page John Clay Wolf show. And the first hundred get them for free. February 10th.

[Michael Turley]

I may have to MC a mo bandy concert.

[Hannah]

Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 200, 000 mile, 25 year old extended cab, two wheel drive diesel. Is there a real good brick wall near your home that's made out of cinder blocks you can just drive that thing into?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll find one. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

100% death.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give a thousand dollars for it. And he's going to tell me how stupid I am. And I don't feel like being called stupid this morning.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, maybe not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's. Tony Carbone? I haven't seen that SOB in a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been lurking around. I guess Randy and him were talking some prop bets and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony bets with Brandy?

[Bobbo]

Yes, that's his book.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

I'm thinking about it. I'm thinking about it. So you say you're hiring Puerto Ricans?

[John Clay Wolf]

We do hire some Puerto Ricans. Even legal ones.

[Michael Turley]

This. This one here, The. The Philadelphia Eagles head. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

As you did.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we hired him.

[Michael Turley]

So, you know, I find I. I do a little business. Business around my part of the Whale with these Puerto Ricans. You know, doing business with the Puerto Ricans is a little different than dealing with the Italians. My people, with my cruise. Of course, there's always cash. Cash. You're always paying cash. You listening? I'm listening. Never talk on the phone. Never write a check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

You're always paying cash. You bring them, bring them home. Only a special holiday, sometimes maybe Sunday.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Wednesday night. Get your wife or your mother. Make a nice cabrignano. Freedom. Drink a little wine, get to know each other. These Puerto Ricans different, that's not what you do.

[Bobbo]

No? What do you do with them?

[Michael Turley]

But the Puerto Ricans. Yeah, it's all about jewelry.

[Bobbo]

Jewelry and shoes.

[Michael Turley]

I know this kid. Yeah, Tony Gaba. Really? For a pair of Nikes, he'll take out anybody you got. Okay. Fifteen hundred dollars.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

A pair of Nikes. Jordan.

[John Clay Wolf]

A. Tommy, I've got another guy from Philly calling in on line one. He said he wants some action on the Super Bowl.

[Michael Turley]

I want to talk to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you don't want to talk to him. Why not?

[Michael Turley]

I do want that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Well, there, you got it. I think it's Is it already Lane or is it Paulie? I don't know which one's on who. Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's Paulie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paulie. Paulie. Paulie. It's a. Paul. Tommy. Paulie. Paulie. Tommy. Y', all. Y'.

[Bobbo]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all do your deal. Oh, pulley.

[Michael Turley]

We won't see him no more.

[Caller/Listener]

What deal are we doing? Was I in a deal? I didn't know I was in a deal. Tell me what kind of deal I got over here.

[Michael Turley]

You sound just like my old Kruba's mo. Cherry red.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Used to talk about the line on these things, you know, about the problem.

[Caller/Listener]

Why is he your old balls?

[Michael Turley]

I don't want to talk about it. You know, these. These prop bets they got on things out there poorly. You gonna interact with me or is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This just the police?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not really sure what's going on.

[Michael Turley]

Well, maybe if you like to listen.

[Caller/Listener]

I thought we were talking about the.

[Michael Turley]

Eagles interacting a little bit. Here's the thing.

[Caller/Listener]

We're talking about Iraq.

[Michael Turley]

They got a good prop bet out there. You can bet whether the US Olympic team is going to get more medals in the Winter Olympics.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what we're talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Then the Patriots get points in this game. I think it's looking bad for the Eagles. I think it's looking bad.

[Caller/Listener]

It's looking bad for the Eagles.

[Michael Turley]

I wouldn't bet.

[Caller/Listener]

Looked bad for him against Minnesota, didn't it? That's what they said for at least seven days. Before that came.

[Michael Turley]

Seven days. What?

[Caller/Listener]

Look bad.

[Michael Turley]

I think you got me. Somebody's all knocked up on the methamphetamines up there.

[Caller/Listener]

What's the problem with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's saying that the Vikings people thought they were gonna win for a week.

[Caller/Listener]

Everybody in the national media said the Vikings are gonna win. The Eagles don't have a chance. You ever watch tv? Once in a while there, Mr. Tangai.

[Michael Turley]

I think we finally. I think we finally came into a brand new plateau of the bottom media. You know, they're talking about fake news, fake news this, fake news that. This guy's talking fake sports. It's not good.

[Bobbo]

Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a Puerto Rican from Trenton that works here and he wears Philly gear. I was hoping you could call in and talk to him. He was on the air with us earlier. But he watches old Philly Games on YouTube, like, years ago.

[Bobbo]

Like at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

At work. Is that. Is that. Is that normal?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, that might be normal for a lot of Philadelphia fans. You know, Eagles fans are a different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breed My friend, that's what I'm trying to understand. He wears the jacket and the hat every single day. It's not funny.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I mean, they live. They live and die. We were talking the other day. You know, my father's a season ticket holder for 40 years, right?

[Michael Turley]

40 years.

[Caller/Listener]

40 years. What a butterhead lot a lot of torture these people been through. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

These poor people. They, they, they. They traveled far and long in the cold and the snow and the wind and the rain and they cussed at everybody and threw batteries at half of the white folk that they saw from the below. The Mason Dixon line. They burned homes. They've burned villages. Has thrown a battery.

[Caller/Listener]

Has thrown a snowball. We just take all the guilt for it, but take all the heat for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be glad that the cowboys suck this year. Enjoy it. Enjoy it. I hope you all have a great effing time. Just have a good one because this is it. This is it. We got to go to break, Paulie.

[Bobbo]

Be a super great super bowl.

[Caller/Listener]

It'll low it'll hide and watch our eagles fly fly eagles fly on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Road to make a ring B A.

[Michael Turley]

G L e s Eagles.

[J.D. Ryan]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[Michael Turley]

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[J.D. Ryan]

And now back to the John clay wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's dead, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he straight?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Known for laying the pipe.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was known for love loving ladies. Loving, loving, living, loving. 800-800-7234 is the phone in number. Givemet.com is the website if you want to sell us your car. If we don't beat your car. Max offer we will. JD Will kiss your ass or I'll give you a hundred dollars. Either or. Hannah darling. Sugar boobs.

[Bobbo]

Get her to kiss people's ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Hannah coming to the listener party February 10th in Houston, Texas for the celebrate the thousandth show?

[Hannah]

I'll be fresh back from the super bowl, baby.

[Caller/Listener]

Super Bowl.

[Bobbo]

That's right. She'll be big time next. Next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? Getting ready for the Super Bowl.

[Hannah]

I've been studying with my friend Clarissa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clarissa?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

She's from Minneapolis. Okay, Minneapolis St. Paul. It's just like the Dallas Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the north, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of.

[Hannah]

She's been teaching me how to talk to Minnesotans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. So how do you do it?

[Hannah]

Well, first you listen. You tilt your head to the right like this.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Hannah]

Put one left hand right under your boob like this.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And whenever they pause, say oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really? That's it.

[Hannah]

Hey, I know. That's so nice of you to give me those doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then.

[Hannah]

And sometimes during the football game, men always drink beer in the first quarter.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Hannah]

Then they always switch to either vodka or whiskey.

[Michael Turley]

In Minnesota, they smoke pot.

[Bobbo]

Do they?

[Hannah]

If they get argumentative, you're supposed to say, hey, I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

That's it.

[Hannah]

What the heck you mean like that? Okay, I'm starting to do it natural. It's creeping into my vein.

[Bobbo]

You have been studying. This is good.

[Hannah]

I knew. Do you know Minneapolis St. Paul, it's gonna be cold. Was founded by pilgrims.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're lost.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know.

[Hannah]

And the Mormons came and rescued them. And they all went to the Sierra Nevada mountains.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the story of the donor family or the Doan family or whatever.

[Hannah]

They hate each other. It was horrible.

[Bobbo]

You need to stop. Stop studying.

[Hannah]

Cannibalism will make you crazy.

[Bobbo]

You know, you don't have to talk that way to everybody. Cuz there's people coming from all over the world. Rich guys coming from all over the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Hannah, show me those big cans, eh?

[Hannah]

Oh yeah, there we go. I know, I know you like the boo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Hannah. Have fun at the the super bowl. And we'll see in Houston February 10th at the Listener party. We're giving away free T shirts if you'd like one. The first hundred go to john claywolf.com and you can reserve yours and pick it up at the listener party selectors. Put your info in there and your size.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's it at again?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is down by the gallery and all the information is on the site at the T shirt sign up. Deal.

[Bobbo]

It's John Clewell contest on that website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't need to be contest. Rob, change that from contest to something else. I'm tired of having to tell y' all how to think. I'm serious. I mean, I got a lot of great people here. That have a lot of brains and they don't need me to have to. It says contest. It's not a freaking contest. So why the hell do we have it as contest on the website?

[Michael Turley]

Win your T shirt with our world class brain teaser.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like you gotta find your way through a Rubik's cube to get to it. I mean, what you do, guys, just FYI, when you do these, start like person that doesn't know what's going on and work your way through the doors. And if it doesn't make sense, then redo the door. Holy hell.

[Bobbo]

Go to frequently asked questions and then take a left.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I've got this guy that does nothing but design websites. He's awesome, he's freaking smart as hell. But he's doing stupid crap like this because he's not taking the time to look at what he's doing. And I'm sick of having to tell people how to do it. And I told him if we're gonna do this, I didn't want to do anything because I'm busy as hell buying all these cars. I'm fixed to stress out and go nuts.

[Michael Turley]

See John Clay Wolf come unhinged, live and in person for one day only. I bet it's not on February 10th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, RVs and motorcycles. We buy those [e-mail] what is in the news? J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan, what you're hearing is a meltdown from John Clay Wolf. Hey, Super Bowl Sunday is going to be a big thing back. The Earth is going to have a great pre game show up in the sky. That's right. A large asteroid is scheduled to pass by the planet just hours before the big game. And of course NASA is saying nothing to see here. No, it'll be fine. Medium sized asteroid between 1/3 and 3/4 of a mile, which is actually pretty big. You know, the one that killed the dinosaurs was only four miles big. So it's going to be a big one. It's going to come very quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's it going to kill us all?

[Bobbo]

It's going to be Super Bowl Sunday. Actually. It's been, they've been, of course. And NASA goes, hey, hey, hey, chill. We've been, we've been tracking this for 14 years. We know exactly where it is. But the question is you got to ask is if they knew it was going to hit, would they tell us?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the answer is no.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'd send Randy Quaid up there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's no Willis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bruce Willis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he actually has been Seen in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, one of our logistics ladies had a gallstone hit her. Oh, I heard about that. The. The damn ambulance had to come. She was. Oh, my mother. Jesus. She was blacking out, sweating. She was in the hospital for a long time. It's bad stuff. It's kind of like. It's kind of like that asteroid.

[Bobbo]

This very bad story. Anyway, so that's coming Super Bowl Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in the honor of that, we need to hire some more people in case, like, God. Yeah. I mean, what if one goes down?

[Bobbo]

Gotta have in reserve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta have a backup quarterback. Terrible. Go to jobs that give me the VIN.

[Bobbo]

What a bizarre twist.

[John Clay Wolf]

[e-mail] you think you'd like employment with.

[Michael Turley]

John clee wool at jobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com we're hiring buyers, logistics people and drivers. The jobs are in Fort Worth, Texas, and we do have a few drivers jobs in Houston, also in South Louisiana, possibly, and Oklahoma City coming up. Anyway, we're gonna hire about 50 people between now and next summer, so there's a lot going on. [e-mail] office. Help and buyers primarily. And if you have gallstones, you're on your deathbed. It's okay if you think you're gonna make a little ball. We're gonna have backups, you know, like first string, second string, third string.

[Caller/Listener]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get the flu.

[Michael Turley]

Our employees are dropping like flies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get the flu. We yank you, throw you in the stands, replace you.

[Bobbo]

Sure. If you're thinking about getting away from the cold weather, maybe to Jamaica soon, you might want to think twice. Tourists have been warned to stay inside their Montego Bay resorts in Jamaica after a breakout of violence and robberies have led officials to bring in the military. Tourists from Britain, Canada and most of the US have been warned to stay out of Jamaica. Travelers from Philadelphia have been told to go ahead and travel there. A spokesman said, come on, man, it's safer to be in Philadelphia than it is Jamaica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking [e-mail] I'd like to talk to DJ Prek about his experience. Experience? We're doing a test. You know, like, remember Trading Places when they took Eddie Murphy and they made him in a commodity broker? Sure. What do you think, Mortimer? I'll bet you a dollar. Well, Turley and I did that with our whitey blackie guy. Tj. Tj. Dj. Pre K. Pre K. Right. And we. We put him in the trading floor just to see if it is genetics versus environment. Dj, Good morning. How are you? Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, all Right. Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How are you doing today? It's awesome. That's actually Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buyer Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so when he's in the. When he's talking to people normal, does he go straight? Oh, when you're talking to people, do you. If they. Has anybody recognized you and have you shifted back to your alter. Alter ego?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not nobody's recognized me yet, you know, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they don't. They think they're talking to Austin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you know, they think they're talking to some straight Ed square that just wants to give them some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you. If you could front them as like, hey, you ever listen to the show? And then like, you know, you're that DJ Pre K, then you can kick it in. Okay. Yeah, that would work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get more cars like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got no problem with it. What. What skills do you need to have to be Valentine. Valentine. You remember that from Trading Places. Hello, Valentine. What skills, now that you've been in there for a week and have zero car buying experience whatsoever. I mean, what. What skills do you think you need to do this job?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, really, I think that, you know, you need to be persistent, consistent. Yeah, you really got to get on them. You know, you got to stay on top. And you gotta. Gotta talk to them, you know, the way they want to be talked to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are your typing skills any good?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, man. I type like a mug, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's why, I mean, you got to be better on the damn keyboard than you do on the phone. But have you noticed that the numbers don't buy the cars? It's like. It's weird.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the numbers? You know, like the number, the bid. 20 grand. Okay, I'll call you later. It's just weird. It's like they have to feel more comfortable. It's your job to make them feel like it's legit. They got to go read the reviews. And they don't believe that somebody's gonna come to their house with a check and actually do this until they read the reviews. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got one minute, but guess what? Two cars. DJ Pre K is by his first two cars.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, let me think. No, no, no. He's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gotta be ghetto sleds.

[Bobbo]

No. Yeah, Caddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Two Cadillacs.

[Bobbo]

I was thinking like a Coupe de Ville.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, so DJ Pre Kate becomes a buyer. Give me the VIN this week under strict supervision. Mortimer. And we put Valentine in there. And his first Two purchases are that of his racial ethnicity. Desire Cadillac. So maybe we see a string here, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the Cadillac buyer of the Southwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

So maybe we need to match the customer's inquiries with a taste of that of the individual. Right, right.

[Michael Turley]

Do we have any photo?

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, sell me your lacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to take the truck guys and put them with the rednecks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we need to take the black guys and put them with DJ Pre.

[Bobbo]

K. Are you gonna put with the Philly guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Ricans. The Ricans. The espanolas. I don't speak Spanish.

[Michael Turley]

So you finally managed to bring segregation back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Michael Turley]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. He thought being a ticket scalper would be an interesting sideline, but apparently no one with actual money wants to pay to see Jay Z. For years he's advocated that Copenhagen can cause a myriad of dangerous health problems. And that's why he sticks to Skoal. Long cuts. Mmm, tasty. He keeps a cooler full of ice cold beer in his back seat because you never know these days when a teleconference is going to break out. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead and crack that natty light. Right, because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com 800. 800 radio givemetheven.com it makes plenty of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sense for the guys that just got off at the plant.

[Bobbo]

Sure does.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the overnight, Bob, have you, have you ever worked overnights?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that like?

[Michael Turley]

It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Is it really?

[Michael Turley]

It's okay. You get used to it, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you get off work and you go have a beer with the boys like the guys down at the plant, at the, at the bomb factory. Not the bomb factory, but the Carswell Air Force Base. Not gd General Dynamics. Right, right. There's bars all around there that are open 24 hours for them. Did you, did you ever go hit the morning bars with the guys?

[Michael Turley]

I think legally they can't open until 7am I think is. Is what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's about what time you get off.

[Michael Turley]

And that was our case. Yeah, you get off at 7, head over to Fat Alberts.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't ask what time. I asked if you ever went, had morning beers with the guys.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, quite so, my good man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is that like seven in.

[Michael Turley]

The morning, it's just like getting off at seven in the evening, you know, you just make damn sure you're in bed by noon. Cuz you got to be back at 7:00pm you know, you don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be hung over for work.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. It's definite safety issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Randy and Cluck. There's Cluck.

[Bobbo]

And we have both, we have stories. Amazing crate. So you want to, you want to talk to Randy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do want to talk to.

[Bobbo]

Delta Airlines has announced that it is cracking down on passengers bringing emotional support animals on flights. This is. I'm so, so glad they finally did this. People bring their everything in the world on airplanes and you buy a vest for 20 bucks and bring them on an airplane. My support animal? According to Delta, it's a. Delta rather it's a safety issue. 84% increase problems involving animals since 2016, including dog attacks, urination, defecation, aggression and biting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen some of the animals have been on planes?

[Bobbo]

Yes, they can bring anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roosters and you can.

[Bobbo]

You're not allowed to go. Yeah, you have. You got paperwork, you don't need it. All I gotta say is this is. My doctor gave me this animal and it's my support animal. So you can be on the airplane with me. Anything. Anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is a support animal anyway?

[Bobbo]

Something that gives you you emotional support.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah is a support animal. Yes, she is.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's a bunch of bs Is it really Wouldn't.

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You're not a support animal.

[Hannah]

I know too. I've been having a tough week. I've been doing a support animal thing my damn self.

[Bobbo]

You have?

[Hannah]

Yeah. It ain't the same for chipmunks as it is for dogs though.

[Bobbo]

Why is that?

[Hannah]

I think a lot of people are kind of prejudiced against wild animals around here because like I see people all the time now, their dogs going in department stores and stripper bars. And I think dogs are taking advantage of people's need for companionship.

[Bobbo]

Sure they are.

[Hannah]

Like, I understand, a CNI dog.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Hannah]

I mean that makes sense.

[Bobbo]

Sure does.

[Hannah]

What that blind fella doesn't know is the dog's not always leading the guy. Right. You know, like, okay, he just wants to walk from his house right to the corner store for some Copenhagen and a big gum.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Hannah]

It's a 15 minute walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And the dog, he ain't dumb. He's pretty intelligent for an animal. But he does take him straight to the corner either. Does he?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Hannah]

Hell no. No, he's Got him running up and down half the yards and down an alley or two looking for tail and pissing on everything of any aesthetic value that he sees all the way there and back. God forbid if a trash truck comes, because you know he's gonna chase it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

That poor blind man. Now he's running to the store. And these dogs are supposed to know when somebody's gonna have a heart attack.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're trained.

[Hannah]

Or diabetic freak out.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Bobbo]

They're trained.

[Hannah]

I mean, that's like. Of course the dogs are conning these poor people.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Conning them.

[Hannah]

But wait, wait, wait. The people.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Who are expecting the dogs to know when their eternal organis can pop. Okay, that's just a con too, man.

[Bobbo]

It's a con.

[Hannah]

Like they're conning each other.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Hannah]

It's bad old world when we do it, though. It's out of necessity because they ain't gonna let a damn chipmunk just roam around shopping at a Dillard's.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Hannah]

Or Victoria's Secret.

[Bobbo]

Not at all.

[Hannah]

It's kind of embarrassing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're not really.

[Hannah]

We usually wind up with a somewhat lower tier person, like a doper or a homeless fella or tree hugging hippie who think we're cute. And the fact that they've got a trained support animal makes them feel accepted. So we get to do our shopping and they get to feel like actual people. It's a win, win.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Everybody wins. Okay, very nice.

[Hannah]

I just want to know why I want to shop at Victoria's Secret.

[Bobbo]

Why would you want to be in Victoria's Secret?

[Hannah]

I need one of them great big brassieres.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because I'm making a big old three, eight double cup basket bassinet.

[Bobbo]

You're making a bassinet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

Me and Shroud is expecting again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, congratulations.

[Bobbo]

Congratulations.

[Hannah]

So I bring you all these here. Here you go.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's very nice.

[Hannah]

Be self favor. Don't try to smoke those all in one sitting.

[Bobbo]

Here. Bring that in here. God.

[Hannah]

I win.

[Bobbo]

All right, Very nice.

[Hannah]

I'm gonna be a daddy.

[Bobbo]

I'm excited for you. Very, very nice. Congratulations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Cluck Norris anybody's support?

[Bobbo]

We have another story for Cluck Norris. Actually. Big Mama is a chicken. She went. Has gone to the other side. This is actually a red Rhode island red chicken in Houston. Died last weekend, prompting her owner to put a paid obituary in the newspaper because it was such a family member. Nope. Not every chicken deserves an obituary. But Big Mama was very special. Her owner, Stephanie Sward, the Swords adopted this chicken back in 2013 and actually raised it as a family member. Walks through the house, hangs out, won't even go mess with the other chickens he can. This chicken considered herself part of the family, so they had a big obituary put in the Houston paper.

[Caller/Listener]

Wait.

[Michael Turley]

Wait just a damn minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Cluck Norris, our own rooster.

[Michael Turley]

You saying Big Mama didn't die?

[Bobbo]

Big Mama died.

[Hannah]

This there.

[Michael Turley]

H Town. Big Mama.

[Caller/Listener]

Rob.

[Bobbo]

Big baby. That's H Town. Big Mama. She's gone.

[Michael Turley]

What in the world.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[Michael Turley]

Are we gonna do without Big Mama? I don't know. She's famous.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, she was.

[Michael Turley]

You don't think a hen could be a dancer?

[Bobbo]

Dancer?

[Michael Turley]

Big Mama could float your boat. No, I mean when she strut.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

She had to strut.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And walking, talking. Good Lord, like a superstar. A hen like Big Mama.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Is wanting a million, hence.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Bobbo]

So you knew her personally?

[Michael Turley]

I looked my whole life.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

For a hen like Big Mama.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Never found one?

[Bobbo]

No. And now she's gone.

[Michael Turley]

But I found lots of hens, but they couldn't walk like Big Mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, thank you, Cluck.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Cluck. Makes me sad.

[Bobbo]

I know she's gone.

[Michael Turley]

If you want to see a rooster cry his eyes out for him, you have to look elsewhere. Because my name is Cluck.

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

And I came down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't know. No. I don't need to hear about you and Big Mama back in the day. No.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, though. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We haven't really bid many cars today. If you'd like. If you're serious about selling, really want to sell in the middle of. I mean, like, you're real. You've been to a dealership. They offered you 20 grand. You're looking for a little more.

[Bobbo]

What a deal. Not argue.

[John Clay Wolf]

You went to CarMax. You went to anybody, any of our competitors. And. And you'd like for me to give a little more. If you're serious about selling. Because the listeners like hearing the transactions that actually go down, not just a bunch of bidding. If you just want to bid, go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell and make a deal, call now. 800-800-723. And we'll do it on the air right now. Me, Cluck, and Big Mama. Oh, God almighty. So Tiger woods is kind of back.

[Bobbo]

So what was that about? Yeah, People talking about him this weekend. Honestly, I thought he'd, like, retired or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just gone away now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now he's back in his first PGA Tour in like two years because of his back surgery.

[Bobbo]

Oh, back surgery.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's he doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not bad. He actually made the cut. One under, barely made the cut, but he's in for the weekend. He hasn't done that in a long time too, so it's. It's good to see him out there. And actually TV ratings will be up too, with him back. Because really, in golf right now, there's no one else to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Jordan not doing anything?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not exciting. I mean, he's. He's, you know, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is Tiger exciting, dude?

[Bobbo]

Have you ever gone to a tournament when he was hot? Do you ever go to one? It was like you would think, seriously, Jesus was playing this whole group of people. Thousand people would move as he did. You could tell right where he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spy that the colonial last year kind of felt like that. Because he's a local guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, locally. But not Tiger would have that. He had that strut, just that arrogance that people like that. And of course, you know him bucking the system. It's the white establishment and he's our own clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norris taught him how to walk.

[Bobbo]

Given that strut.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Cluck, didn't you give Tiger walking lessons back in the day?

[Bobbo]

Cluck was from Fort Worth. He was helping him.

[Michael Turley]

Adam coached that boy to walk onto that green, right? Like he has some pride. It don't matter if you tie. It don't matter if you're African American. Walk on the golf course just like Jack Nicholas walked on the golf course.

[Bobbo]

Like you own it.

[Michael Turley]

Take you three wood. Yeah, and let the big dog eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Put it in the hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you like his caddy? Did he pay anything?

[Michael Turley]

Nah, ain't no caddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, caddies get paid pretty well.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a rooster, Buck. I ain't spend no time with no drunks on no golf course. I go the driving range with Tiger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Show them how to walk that wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

The strut.

[Michael Turley]

But he walked it with too many strange women's and they will tear your soul apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like Uncle Roy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or his back.

[Michael Turley]

Lose your little Swedish. Some. Some girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy's rules of dating are number one, she's got to be married.

[Bobbo]

Married?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that, Uncle Roy? Because come nine o', clock, there's somewhere she gots to be. She gots to go.

[Bobbo]

What's the other part?

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're clear until the drive to work the next morning. Number two, she got to have a job. This ain't no welfare, this ain't no charity. And I ain't looking to keep nobody up.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She has it all laid out. It's kind of genius.

[Bobbo]

It works for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's put him on hold. DJ 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's in the news box?

[Bobbo]

He's got the cluck Norris strut there. A postal worker legend. Allegedly stole dozens of credit cards from his Long island post office using the tens of thousands of dollars he gained. He purchased, you know, some nice things, got some designer clothes, got some nice dinners, bought himself a Maserati, drove around in it. Nathan, let's see. Naquan is his name. Wilson is 28 years old, was arrested after his shift Tuesday night in the Garden City post office. He'd stolen six credit cards and it was driving around in a Maserati. I'm thinking if you're postman is driving around in a Maserati, there might be an issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

He may have. He may have intercepted some good mail.

[Caller/Listener]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, for some reason I'm thinking the ZL1 that we were in last night, that new Camaro, did you know that car is as fast as a Hellcat? I did not know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

700. 700 horsepower.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That demon I ordered, it's finally getting built. There's some of them out. The new Dodge Demon, which is like 800 or a thousand horsepower. It's the biggest. You've got to sign a release when you order one of these cars.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because saying, I know I could die in a fiery crash of flames. This is not safe. This is overpowered.

[Bobbo]

And you drove one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're making it demon. And it will be the heaviest horsepower sports car ever to be produced. Satan.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody's crazy about the demon.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say what they call.

[Michael Turley]

It, that it's taking a little while to get out to the showroom floor though, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Why is that?

[Michael Turley]

I'll tell you something, if you want a demon, why don't you borrow one of mine? I've got thousands. You ever seen the Exorcist?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

What an all out great time. Feel good film that was. Demons can be awesome. I think they've really gotten kind of a bum rap.

[Bobbo]

No, not really.

[Michael Turley]

A lot of stuff in the New Testament's very un. Unfavorable.

[Bobbo]

Flattering. Yes. Did some horrible things.

[Michael Turley]

What are these old guys know about demons? Let me tell you, if you want to have a great game of cards, just a friendly poker game, just take five demons and sit down Playing a little five card stud. Holy God, forgive me.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

You'll have a great time. Yeah, yeah. I play with Asmodeus quite a bit. You ever heard of him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

This guy thinks he's got it all. Pair of threes. He's all in. Every week he's down 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dana in combine, Texas, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey John, how are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are just having a ball. Just doing our Saturday morning chapel.

[Caller/Listener]

I am a faithful Saturday morning listener and I was just calling to tell your guy because I actually met. It was very strange. But anyhow, my daughter was selling a Yukon that was her daughter's and anyway, she'd gotten a new car for Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller/Listener]

And they, well, they were selling it. And I walk over because I see a strange car at their house and I'm thinking, who's over there? I didn't know if they were home or not. And I see these people going around the Yukon and I'm like, jeff, this is my son in law. I'm like, why didn't you call gimmetheven.com or go online? And he's just looking at me like, what? And then I notice on the car it says ilovegimytheven.com and I can't remember the car color was like a really loud, weird looking yellow or green or something. And the people are like, we are giving you the venn.com people. So we just. I have a great time talking to them and I just wanted to let you know that, you know, you guys do exactly what you say because after the people left, you know, they sold the car to them. They were, you know, happy. They had already gone to Carmax, which is a bomb, right? Anyhow, that's cool. I was telling them and I was telling them about it, that I knew all about it. And they were like, how do you know? I said, I listen to him every Saturday morning. They said, well, they just came out. I said, that's what they do. And they do what they say. It was really great.

[John Clay Wolf]

A car dealer. That's not a freaking liar. Oh my God.

[Caller/Listener]

You're not a freaking liar and you're not a freaking racist like people say. Because both the people were not, let's see, they weren't white, Latino or other. So let's just say that. And people that work for you. So I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are equal opportunity.

[Caller/Listener]

You do what you say and you say what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much an equal opportunity employer.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are some, some of the most Important people in the company are actually minority women, if that's the right way to say it. Not that women are minorities, but we just. Whoever's the right man for the time job gets it. That's the way we work. I don't give a damn about anything.

[Caller/Listener]

That's the way. I love it. I love it that way. But, you know, it was just great, me actually meeting them, see them in action. Not just words and fun. Just wanted to tell y', all, tell everybody out there, if they really want to sell their car, then they need to give you a call because you do what you say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Dana. Appreciate it. Man, that's.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like the best call I've ever had.

[Bobbo]

Seriously. Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, pretty damn good. Okay, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf. And remember, go to john claywolf.com if you want to register for the thousandth show party and get your free T shirt lined up to be given to you at the party in Houston February 10th.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Irene and Cleburne. An 08 Edge SL's leather with 143. 3,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three gear. 3,000. I'm sorry, 3,000. Go to givemetheven.com and line it up. Michael, good morning. You've got a 66 Cuda. Oh, God, it's Michael McDonald again. 65 cuda.

[Hannah]

Looks me on a cuda, baby. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, you want to sell an old cuda? I don't like that.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a Super 225.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't understand anything you're saying. Hey, baby, I'll give five grand. It's that old body style. That thing's no good.

[Caller/Listener]

Give him a T top, something old California, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

He calls in every Saturday now. Michael McDonald, I bought your damn El Camino.

[Bobbo]

He must have a lot of Cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Getmethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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[J.D. Ryan]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody just sent me pictures of a new Dodge Demon that just delivered in Houston this morning.

[Bobbo]

So they are out.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What sticker on this thing? It's like 90,000 or something. Oh, 88, 782. And I believe they're bringing. People are asking 30,000 over for them.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

So they're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

When is yours coming in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Needs to hurry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you gonna drive at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's a reason I don't drive these cars. I just don't. I. When I drive them, I have to go air them out.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm gonna wind up hurting myself. You don't hurt yourself, you kill yourself. You're going 180 miles an hour.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take it straight to Lane 11 at Mannheim.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even want to get. I just. All these like that Lamborghini the other day. I just don't. I never even open the door on it. I just don't even want to. You don't fall in love? Yeah. You just don't want to fall in love.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a married man. I just need to keep my distance. Be a family man.

[Bobbo]

Look away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay in my SUV or my pickup truck.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just we. We buy and sell the pretty girls. You just don't have to test drive the merchandise.

[Bobbo]

It's like a DJ at a strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You look at them, you know them, but you don't go home with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell us your car, call in. Or you can go to givemetheven.com. if we don't feature Carmax offer, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. It's that easy. Give me the VIN is hiring new drivers, buyers, office help shop help if you're real handy. Electronics, mechanical. We have A spot available for that also in Dallas. Go to jobs givemetheven.com. we buy RVs and bikes, motorcycles as well. So you can hit that while you're on the website. Rush Limbaugh is on the isdn calling in like he does every Saturday. We're lucky to have Rush.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what other Saturday morning shows have rushed? Every single.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

John, can you, can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear you. Hi, Rush.

[Michael Turley]

Did I hear that right? You said you're lucky to have me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we are. I mean it's been. How many years have been. You've been calling in every Saturday for.

[Michael Turley]

Like I don't know how many years it is, but you're damn right said I'm lucky. You bet. That's a. That's the vodka talking. I love Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you work on the radio all week long. I'm surprised you want to take the time to get on the air with us. Are you just an addict?

[Michael Turley]

I got a hold of one of my friends works for the Focus on the Family. Have you heard of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Out in Colorado. A very nice, not necessarily a right wing group. They are Evangelica. He got some of the best synthetic THC that I've ever had. It's outstanding.

[Bobbo]

God, is there anything you won't do?

[Michael Turley]

Here's how you do it. He said he sent it to me in the mail in a box with a reel to reel tape in it. You remember those?

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

And he wrote on the outside, electronic tape, do not scan. There's a quarter pound of these things in here. I've had four. And went out to the zoo yesterday, talked to a giraffe for three hours. He was having a great time.

[Bobbo]

And he talked back, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the giraffe communicate back?

[Michael Turley]

Not exactly, but I could read his facial expression. He was engaging.

[Bobbo]

So anything in the political world this week, this big.

[Michael Turley]

I'm glad you asked me that.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Friends, countrymen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I can't believe how low the drive by media types will go to try and impugn the reputation of our esteemed leader.

[Bobbo]

Anything goes.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, but look, here's a guy who's really on his, his third act in life, you know, like he's. He's what psychologists might call a Septemberist.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sure.

[Michael Turley]

Like a young man would be like, like a spring rooster.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Going out in neo ageist parlance.

[Bobbo]

Got you.

[Michael Turley]

The Donald is past all that. He is probably way past all that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Like around the corner, down the parkway and 100 some odd miles past all that. But look, here's a guy who spent his entire adult life chasing the highest echelon of quality tail available at his price range. Yeah, his price range completely unlike our former roper in chief. Right. Cousin Billy Clinton, who accomplished more from behind the bushes than Ron Jeremy. And now listen, this. This rumor about Donald J. Trump.

[Bobbo]

Which one?

[Michael Turley]

Getting a little something.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's all just fake news.

[Bobbo]

Of course it is.

[Michael Turley]

And all this stuff about not just did he do it, who's he doing it with?

[Bobbo]

Right. Of course it's important.

[Michael Turley]

And they're all speculating. They're all over there. Nikki Haley, Kellyanne Conway.

[Bobbo]

Right, the.

[Michael Turley]

A cleaning lady, for Pete's sake. Between you and me, I just hope it's not the Huckabee girl.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Sarah Sanders Huckabee. Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I get my maiden names mixed up. I have it on pretty good authority, right, that this young lady as a teenager gave Mike Huckabee, her father, 14 heart attacks. Full on heart attacks from her promiscuity. Not that she's after doubled. No, but she's not wholesome. Not wholesome. I hope I'm not going over any lines or anything, but that she is a. A big girl.

[Bobbo]

Big girl.

[Michael Turley]

She's got those eyes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it mean when they do the hyphenated name?

[Michael Turley]

It means she's a hot piece of tail.

[Bobbo]

No, that's not what it means.

[Michael Turley]

It's always, do you ever see a homely woman with that?

[Bobbo]

They want to hang under their established name, but they want to also say that I am married.

[Michael Turley]

Sarah Huckabel, be Santa.

[John Clay Wolf]

In most cases, what I've found is that they have a rich daddy.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And they want to keep that family name.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, just like Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[Bobbo]

Well, there you go.

[Michael Turley]

That's a hot piece of tail.

[Bobbo]

Oh, dear God.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, as little as. As little as we like her, you know? Come on.

[Bobbo]

Hot piece of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Two o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[Michael Turley]

Closing time on a Tuesday night. You bet I would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Especially after a couple of Percocets. They're delicious.

[Bobbo]

A box of them. Hey, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stephanie and Arlington, what have you got for us?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2008 Kia Sorento that has 208,912 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good God.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Hang on. Johnny Cash has something to say about that. No, it ain't me, babe. It ain't me. You're looking more than. So what is your mission with this, Steph?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, we're trying to get rid of it so that we can get my daughter a new car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's. Is there a payoff on this one?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's completely pained.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, a thousand bucks should shoot it right in the head.

[Caller/Listener]

1000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller/Listener]

That'll work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It needs to be running and it's got to get here on its own goodwill. I'm not coming to get it because the reason is when we go pick up these really cheap higher mile cars, they only make it out of the neighborhood before they blow up. So if it's gonna blow up, I want it to blow up on your time, not my time. I need the test drive from your place to my place to make sure it makes it here. And if it makes it here, I'll buy it. Does that make sense?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Steph. My name's Rush and his name's Getty Lee. And we'll be back.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[Caller/Listener]

Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm digging it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tonight, what time am we gonna get these emails? I'm gonna say it's gonna be 1102. When I get between 1102 and 1am I'll get three emails from listeners saying what? What is the name of this song in this band?

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the dance every week, every time we play it, man.

[Bobbo]

You know that song you played like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine hours ago was Man Tripping Daisy. Prick is the name of the song. Like a doctor prick.

[Michael Turley]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Seven two, three, four. It's Saturday. Oh, God. My God. We're going in the last segment on some of the stations. Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas. Good morning. How the hell are you? And our new affiliates. New affiliates in Fort Hood, Colleen, Corpus Christi, Midland. Hey, hey. Glad to have you aboard, Babo.

[Michael Turley]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we get out of this hour. I want to drag you back through something. You remember your girl that you never wanted to talk about?

[Michael Turley]

Which convict?

[John Clay Wolf]

The convict. Oh, God, the convict.

[Michael Turley]

Good man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good hit, Turley.

[Michael Turley]

She's done her time, you know.

[Bobbo]

But she's on parole.

[Michael Turley]

That's correct. Until 2022.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was odd. What, so y' all broke up? That's serious. He wouldn't let us. I think so. He wouldn't let us talk about her until today.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I didn't want to seem, you know, uncharitable or.

[Bobbo]

Because you're getting. Okay, we understand relations.

[Michael Turley]

All right. She's a very nice.

[Bobbo]

And now you're breaking up?

[Michael Turley]

Well, she. Now, listen.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Michael Turley]

We don't see each other a lot. I've been doing mornings at my. In my hometown station for quite a while, and we're keeping very different hours now. And she said to me just yesterday, hey, we need to talk. This is by text, by the way. Oh, yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what you'll talk about.

[Michael Turley]

So this is really easy. I said, well, go ahead, honey, talk. Yeah, well, we just can't seem to see each other. And I'm really busy. And she just started classes at the community college. And I'm, you know, working. Morning, sleeping. You know, I'm gonna get my 10. I'm gonna get my 10 hours sleep.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Our relationship is paying for it. It's just not fair to either one of us.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So she found some guy over the course of the last few days, probably, and he's the new me now.

[Bobbo]

You know how I do know how?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the new me.

[Bobbo]

Dude, this is such a blessing. You're in the golden hour. This is. God is blessing you, and you don't even see her. Maybe you do see.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now, listen, I'm down about it.

[Bobbo]

Because if she leaves you here, it's beautiful. If you left her, dude, I'm down about it. She'd be all over.

[Caller/Listener]

What was she.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's she on parole for? And did she go to prison?

[Michael Turley]

She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

For how long?

[Bobbo]

For breaking up with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was for killing a guy.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think it was that. They put her in for fraud, I think is what the charge was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What kind of fraud? Something else. Yeah, she was.

[Michael Turley]

She was making fake IDs, okay. And they caught her with fake IDs on her. Now, the house was full of methamphetamine, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[Michael Turley]

But they didn't charge her for that. She didn't get anything.

[Bobbo]

This is what she told you so? A professional liar told you that?

[Michael Turley]

Look, I looked it up, okay?

[Bobbo]

Oh, you did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

I'm not a dummy.

[Bobbo]

You don't get four years probation for just making things.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you said something about drinking.

[Michael Turley]

It's not probation, it's parole. I think she probably got an early release.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so she's been in prison, now she's on parole?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And she's a very nice girl. I bet you and I haven't said any names or anything.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Bobbo]

No names.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody be cool.

[Bobbo]

They're basically.

[Michael Turley]

So I said, okay, well, that's great. You know, you're so blessed. I said, oh, I understand. Hey, I need my laptop back.

[Bobbo]

You need your laptop back?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So I'm getting it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And she's been kind of baiting me too. What time are you getting back? About 1:30. Okay. I should be there. If not, I'll leave it with my roommate.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

I said, okay, great. Boy, you're blessed. I didn't ask anything. And she came back and said, because I'm going to my friend's house for a cookout. You know what I said?

[Caller/Listener]

What? Here.

[Michael Turley]

I said, that's awesome, honey. Have a great time. And she said, thank you. Did you hear? There's my handcuffs that just come off.

[Bobbo]

Snap, snap. Dude. Let me put it this way, because I've been in these kind of relationships. You got to. You got to visit with the spider, but you didn't end up in the Web.

[Michael Turley]

Amen.

[Bobbo]

That's the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what were you saying about him getting drunk with her?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, apparently you guys weren't good drinking partners either.

[Michael Turley]

Listen, listen, man, because I quit the hard stuff, okay? I mean, I really did. She brought a bunch of whiskey over, like, a week ago Wednesday.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

It got weird.

[Bobbo]

So you've quit the hard stuff as of a week ago Wednesday?

[Michael Turley]

No, no. I mean, I quit the hard stuff a while ago. You guys remember I fell down and busted my head.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but last Wednesday, you drank with her.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what are you gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did that go?

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the reason for the breakup?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. You know, I mean, that night we. We had a little tiff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Drunk tiff.

[Michael Turley]

Here's something you don't do at my house. And I'm probably not the only guy, okay? I watch tv, cook, you know? I mean, I've been a single dad for years, right? I mean, almost a decade. Just me and my son. I'm listening to music. Okay? Can I listen to my music? Which Means she wants to plug her phone into my stereo. It never works, right. It turns into a 20 minute ordeal where either the volume's not working or, you know, and when it does work, we're listening to Poison all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stripper.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so does she start pole dancing for you?

[Michael Turley]

Not yet. So I got a little. I got. I'll admit, I got a little bitchy about that. I'm like, why don't you just, you know, just let whatever I've got on, just let it play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enough Ricky Rocket for now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And then she wants me to get up from my kitchen table at Gold living room and watch TV in the living room, sit on the couch, which is fine, but I'm cooking. Okay, okay, okay. And I just said to her, look, I don't really require any instruction of this sort from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, then you said, there's more. Come on.

[Michael Turley]

She called me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit the punchline.

[Michael Turley]

She called me a special name that begins with A and said, well, I'm going home. I said, well, it's going to be hard if you go home because they won't let you drive. Oh, boy, you got a little control, my convict honey. Just no. Cause me on whiskey. I'm telling you, I shouldn't drink whiskey, okay? And I'm the first to admit it. I've admitted to all three of you guys, I shouldn't drink whiskey. Pre K. No whiskey for me. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, she comes home, she pours, she's pouring it down, she's holding that whiskey bottle in my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Convict honey.

[Michael Turley]

And I sound very rational now, but at the time I was sure it was like, listen to your damn music.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

You just take your music and get out of my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking my house. And if you don't like it, get.

[Michael Turley]

The hell out drinking with your brother and your mother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Convict honey.

[Caller/Listener]

Chicken.

[Bobbo]

Whiskey with a convict. So the next day you could possibly go wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

The next day you get a text saying, hey, I think I'm gonna bail.

[Michael Turley]

No, no more than a week later. It's fine. It's fine, man. It's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sounds fine.

[Michael Turley]

She's a very nice girl. Everything's been okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

You know, but I mean, I'm not trying to catch anybody for good now. No, no, no, no.

[Bobbo]

You know, get away.

[Michael Turley]

I'm busy.

[Caller/Listener]

Man.

[Bobbo]

This is a golden opportunity. You are lucky, lucky, lucky. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

As long as nobody loses anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like your life, like your laptop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe. Maybe Babu can find somebody at the party February 10, you know? Yes, he's available now.

[Bobbo]

Houston, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, Doug told me that the T shirts are getting. We have a hundred free T shirts that we're giving away. Okay. Reservations. So if you go to john claywolf.com you can reserve your T shirt, sell this, sell that, or average, rough or clean.

[Bobbo]

Okay? Reserve them there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you reserve them at the website and it has all the information of the party we're having for a thousandth show in Houston on February 10th.

[J.D. Ryan]

And where is that in Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right there on the website, soldier. It's right over by the gallery. And free parking, free beer, all that stuff. But anyway, if you want. If you want to come to the party, go to the website and reserve your T shirt. Put your size and all that stuff because the first hundred are free and then that's it. I'm not giving away more than 100.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe we can line up a couple convict girls and have like a dating game. Convict Dating game with Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Convict dating game with Bobbo. Tell them what that is the best idea you can had in seven years, Michael Turley.

[Bobbo]

Tell them what they've won. A new laptop.

[Michael Turley]

Inmate bachelorette number two.

[Bobbo]

So when you're out of prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy jumpsuits. That'd be awesome, right?

[Michael Turley]

Do you like to get it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Convict inmate number two. Is that a real ankle bracelet? He'll be for. The winner will get a gold plated ankle bracelet.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think you guys should make fun of my girlfriend, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. She's not your girlfriend. You broke out. Yeah, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She can be in the contest. We'll see. If you select her blindly, we'll. We'll garble her. We'll garble her voice.

[Bobbo]

Some network is going to pick up on this idea.

[Michael Turley]

She is a hot little sweet potato boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to sell your car.

[Bobbo]

John Clay wolf Show. John Claywolf.com is where you go to stream the next hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And John Clay Wolf show. Facebook is also. You can get the thousandth radio broadcast party information February 10th. It'll have a Valentine's theme to it, I believe.

[Bobbo]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's four days before convict dating game with Bobbo on that one. Yeah, Doug will be here in a minute. Actually. 800-800-7234. You know the name of the website. If we don't beat Carmax, we owe you 100 bucks. You know, the whole steel. Also, we're gonna hire. We're gonna go through a hiring boom. Give me the VIN. So go to jobs. Email your resume. Jobs givemetheven.com jobs givemetheven.com we're hiring buyers, some office help and some auction staff help. And that's about it, boys and girls, for this particular segment. And then we're going on to our number four in several cities. And you can stream that@john claywolf.com other than that. Is it 24 seconds. Is that right? Mike, put Renee on hold. DJ J, put Renee on hold. Renee, I'm gonna hit you. I got 16 seconds. An 11 Malibu with 61 leather and roof. Is it a LTZ?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a Malibu. What it looks like? It says 2 lt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 11 does 7 grand buy it? 7?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? No, I'm gonna put you on hold.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold. Wait. And we'll get to it. See ya.

[J.D. Ryan]

Givemethebin.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's strip club doing down in south Louisiana? Have you talked to him this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, talked to him a couple times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he staying busy? Yep. Is he enjoying his new pickup driver job more than his Domino's pizza delivery job?

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't heard him complain one time, so. Except for windshields. When somebody doesn't tell him about a windshield, he gets very angry about that.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he does.

[Bobbo]

What's that about? That's just his theme.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did call me today, this week for something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me lay this out. So strip club DJ worked here. He was in the radio world. He was our call screener forever and a personality on the show. He got freaked out because of the too many cameras in the Dallas Fort Worth market. So he. It was making him. His anxiety.

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make him crazy. So he moved back to Lafayette, Louisiana. He took a job as a Domino's pizza man. One night on a stormy, rainy Saturday night, he was delivering not one, not two, but three combination larges to a mobile home in Lafayette. And they had a pallet sidewalk made out of wooden pallets. And when he slipped it in a slide, and just like Van says, he hit the pallets in the rain and he slipped and he fell and he blew his knee out and he broke his leg and he lost his ability to perform.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he did deliver those pies.

[Bobbo]

The pies made it through.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he landed. And he didn't. He didn't. He kept the pies safe. So after he got well, we put him to work as a. Give me the vin driver for south Louisiana. He goes down there and picks up all these very Large man, very different kind of guy. So what did he do this week?

[J.D. Ryan]

So I get a Texas says, hey, Thurley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Thurley. Guess what?

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody recognized me as Kulag. He goes, yes, they're Rennies. I was like, oh, my gosh.

[Bobbo]

Renaissance festival people. And Kulag is his alter ego?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, exactly. Did they know him from the show or just from.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, just Kulag.

[Bobbo]

Like the superstar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was excited.

[Bobbo]

He dresses up Marine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from, honey? Houston, Texas. It says 08 Ben's SLK55AMG with 95 convertible leather and navigation. I had a 40,000mile one of these in 04. Really nice.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you got the hot rod version?

[Caller/Listener]

I do, yeah. I've got the hot rod version. It's. It's pretty. It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've had it for two years. Two years?

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe in June, if you sell it to us. What are you gonna drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I. I actually bought a Challenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. You're just a hot rod woman. That's why you listen to the hot rod radio show on Saturday morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Exactly. I listen to it. I love. What are you talking about? Not just Saturday. So, yeah, you know, I mean, I just got the.

[Hannah]

I just got the Challenger.

[Caller/Listener]

And I mean, I love my car. You know, it's a hard top convertible, you know, it's great in Houston. Not in summer, but, you know, it's great. So just kind of trying to figure out what kind of price I could get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I've got a question. So you, you listen to our radio show, you like our humor? What do you listen to? To during the week in Houston, Texas? What's your radio shows that you like down there?

[Caller/Listener]

You mean radio shows? I mean our music or show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I don't know. And just like. Well, what are your radio habits in Houston during Monday through Friday? What do you tune into?

[Caller/Listener]

I tune into. I mean, I'm. Now I've got serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I.

[Caller/Listener]

Do, you know, topics? I. Do, you know. What's his name? Azie Osborne, you know, Lithium. On Serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

A rocker. Just a rocker. Were you?

[Hannah]

I know I'm a rocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your age?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm 56, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Were you ever a dancer back in your 20s?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you say? No, no dancing.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, though. But I, I was. I don't know. Do you know Houston, Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've been to. I mean, we're. I'm from Dallas, but I've been to Houston a gazillion times. Sure. The Colorado. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, no, I used to go to a bear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, any gal that rocks out all the time listens to us. Drives a hot rod Benz, drives a hot rod Challenger, listens to lithium. I mean, how many tats. How many tattoos were you?

[Hannah]

Just one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just one.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the. Is it when the. When the tats first came out with the proverbial tramp stamp back in the back on the lower back? Is that where it is?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What is it?

[Hannah]

What do you think it would be?

[Caller/Listener]

I had breast cancer. I actually had breast cancer when I was 41.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I had to have a tattoo. Yeah. I had to have a tattoo on my. I'm like, yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to dump that. But that's cool. Do we really have to dump that Tur. You know, there's a bird called that a great te.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's hers. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teeth on her teeth.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like. Can you milk me? Okay. Your car's worth.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right at 10. 10 GS.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 95, 000 miles, maybe 11.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to sell it, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. I appreciate it. Renee, are you still there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I looked. I bid your car at, what, seven grand? Right before we got off a minute ago. It's an 11 shell Malibu with 61 leather and roof. I looked up the 2 LT. I went through some transactions, recent ones. Average market on that car with Those miles is 6,000. I hit you at seven. I hit you right? I hit you hard. And I don't like to hit a lady.

[Bobbo]

No, he doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless she fights back.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, you said what bought little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

What about 7, 500?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just can't get there. I mean, after looking, I mean, I'm gonna. I'm gonna stick with the original number that I threw out there. Because I threw it out there. But 7, 500, I think I'm gonna lose money. It's seven grand. I'm probably gonna lose a little bit of money. I'm all over it at seven like a cheap suit.

[Caller/Listener]

It's so beautiful, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. Here's what. I'll geek out and cars for a minute. So here's what happens. It's all about payments. It's all about monthlies. It's all about options. People can lease these cars new for about the same monthly payment as yours is going to cost Used so it screws up the values where you know thing you'll get 2017 Impala for $300 a month. That's what they're going to do and to you know, and if they buy an 11 Chevrolet Malibu, you know the payments gonna be 300amonth and they're like well hell I can just go buy a new one. So it just, it you can't. If you ask too much or pay too much, that's what creates the market is where's the breakover now 7 grand's the top money on it. If that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will head out there and pick it up from you.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'll sure do that John. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you man. And remember you can get your cell that T shirt@john claywolf.com pre reserve it. We're giving away for the first hundred pre reserves for our thousandth show listening party in Houston, Texas. It's going to be over by the galleria at the GAL studios at the ESPN studios 97.5 and they, they updated.

[J.D. Ryan]

The website so you don't have to go to contest or anything like that. It's right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks Ram. Caesar.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hail Caesar. Hail to the chief. Are you Roman?

[Caller/Listener]

That's me. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you Roman like Caesar? Julius Caesar's Roman.

[Caller/Listener]

100% Mexican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you first generation, third generation, second generation?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, my great grandfather was Italian.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was Italian.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you do have a little bit of Roma in you.

[Caller/Listener]

It came, it came to Mexico when he was seven months old. He never went back to Italy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a little, you have a little pasta and jalapeno.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. I say more jalapeno than pasta.

[John Clay Wolf]

How, how long have you have. Did you, were you born here or did you come over?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I came over here. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age?

[Caller/Listener]

I was born in Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age?

[Caller/Listener]

When I was 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you think about all this border wall and Trump, blah blah blah and yeah. What's your opinion? I'd like to hear from you a guy that immigrated from Mexico to the United States as a late. As a young man.

[Caller/Listener]

I say, I mean it won't stop anything. I mean people, it will, it will let for survive either way, you know. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can't stop the will of the strong will of a human.

[Caller/Listener]

No right. You can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. And a 3 billion dollar wall or $10 billion wall ain't going to change it, is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Waste I just wasted money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you. You could, you could show them how to get over here quick. When you came over here, when you immigrated at 17, how did you turn do it? What was your path?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I came with my visa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Everything. And then we stay here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any. Do you have any friends or family, people that, you know that literally did the Riverwalk and came across Star county and did the coming. Just the hardcore immigration and that have wound up having like, like, like a really successful people in the United States?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably more money than all of us.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh? Yes. I know a lot of people. I know people. He walked through the desert and. And almost didn't make it and all that.

[Bobbo]

I've made a successful Life here. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your 06 Subaru WRX with 150 is probably worth 3000 is the truth. It's real high mile. It's that old, old body style and it doesn't have a lot of value. The miles are too high.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's. That's that. But I do appreciate. I was more interested in your story than your car, obviously.

[Michael Turley]

Apparently.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I appreciate you talking with us. Are you going to come to the Lister party down in Houston on February 10th?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. I. I was hearing. I was hearing you're looking for people to work for you on the auction. I guess all the experience of the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Houston, but I can travel to Dallas anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to live here every day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Relocate.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you would consider moving to Dallas and I can pay you in cash and we can keep it off the books.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding, Caesar. I'm kidding, Caesar. I'm kidding, Caesar. If you could, if you consider moving to Dallas, send me your deal at jobs resume if you have it. Or just fill out your job description and remind me who you are. Jobsimmetheven.com. thanks, man. Let me ask you a question. Sure.

[Bobbo]

But you got. Do you have drivers in Houston? Don't they live there in Houston or.

[Caller/Listener]

Do they live here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't think we need drivers in Houston now, do we?

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'm yourself.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we did have one just quit, so we could use probably a couple more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can tell you. Is it the one that wrecked the damn car last Saturday?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know who it was. I. I don't know. But I wouldn't doubt it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a replacement car for them.

[Bobbo]

We should have an opening then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I. I have a replacement car that I bought for them and he's gonna love it. 97 Lexus ES300.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It cost a thousand dollars. Yeah, and I'm sending it down there for our drivers in Houston. Just go wreck the hell out of it. Don't drive it right off a bridge and catch it and fire and video it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, that thing will run to 300,000 miles, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'd be a good one. If they're going to total it, might as well start with one. It's not going to hurt so bad.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

So you do need to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you see them showing up in a 97 ES 300 to pick up your $50,000 car. Don't feel like what's going on. I'm telling you what's going on. These guys are real bad about wrecking my cars. Not yours, but mine. So I'm giving them one that it's okay to wreck.

[Bobbo]

Big whoopers all over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a throwdown pistol. Greatness. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

A little more jalapeno than pasta. I love him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he was great.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Th those stories. There's a lot of good stories like that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, and it's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet we get some more.

[Bobbo]

People say, you can't make any money. There's no jobs here in America. These people come over here not knowing the language I get. A friend of mine came from. Friend of mine came over here from Iran. Knew four words of English when he got here. Now he owns a million dollar production company. It's a great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, this, this is a nation of immigrants. Period. End of story. Go to Ellis Island. Look through the book. It ain't that hard. All your mamas and papas, unless they're Native American, they're the same. And I'm not mean.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's got to be immigration laws. There's got to be. There's still going to be. People slide in. And that's the way it's going to work.

[Bobbo]

You can make great money even at In N Out Burgers. You see this story this week? Are we breaking? Are we breaking?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. We've got two and a half minutes.

[Bobbo]

In N Out Burger. And if it's between In n Out and whataburger, choose In N Out Burger. If you're looking for a job right now, they say store managers in California for In n Out Burger make an average of. I'll ask you above or below 100,000 a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

A manager.

[Bobbo]

Manager at an In n Out hamburger joint.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. I mean, In California it's probably 110, 160. Oh, shut up.

[Bobbo]

That's it, 160. They're making more than lawyers, they're making more than tech workers. And no college degree or previous management experience is required. You can start at the drive thru window even here in Texas for 12 or 13 an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those people have their stuff together. Dude, have you been in one?

[Bobbo]

And you also. Oh yeah, they are absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

The staff, I mean they've got the, they're dressed well, they're clean, they've got their apron on. I mean it's like they're paid actors.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're, they're sticking with the script in the diner environment.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much. It's my pleasure.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's good money. But California, that's like 60,000 in Texas because the expenses out there in California, it's expensive.

[Bobbo]

It is, but it's not.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and California isn't run by a bunch of Republicans either. I mean like you look to make 19,000 here.

[Bobbo]

The burger chain also offers 401 Cape lands, paid vacation, dental. Envision this to part time and full time employees.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to talk about making money, go to Midland, Texas. Getting the oil patch, I mean, it's just ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean for drivers even.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get truck drivers, everybody, they'll do anything. You'll live out there. They'll pay you well during the boom. And the boom is back on.

[Bobbo]

Boom is back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not back on full tilt, but it's coming.

[Bobbo]

But so many people got involved in the boom before and then it went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but look at what they made during the. Before the pop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Save it.

[Michael Turley]

The smart guys got a CDL and they've never quit working. There's always tanker drivers, you know, rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haulers everywhere, water haulers, everything hauler. Our Robert, our transporter, he's back out there on a rig.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of money?

[Bobbo]

When you say good money, what kind of money is the tanker?

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody makes 100 grand.

[Bobbo]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not everybody, but I mean a tanker driver.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just guessing. Guys in, in middle and they're listening. Call Intel. J.D. i don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The wage scale, it's 800. 800 radio, 28 an hour, probably 800. It's more than that. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's a lot.

[Bobbo]

I made 20 an hour in radio in the 80s. You know what they make now in Dallas, Fort Worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the guy that we hired from one of these stations that we won't admit. Right was making $8 an hour.

[Bobbo]

8 to 12 bucks an hour. I mean 20 back in the 80s part time. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was back when you were good.

[Bobbo]

Before I got in this show. Is that what you're saying? Before I got involved in this CD group.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Justin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin, you're. Hang. Hang. Just a sec. Justin, we'll be right back. We want to talk to you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I by Cars Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Michael Turley]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're 60 now. I mean, you're a sir.

[Bobbo]

I AM A Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. damn right. Did you know that J.D. did that without telling anybody?

[Bobbo]

I thought I got knighted or something.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You never said anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

60. Didn't tell anybody.

[Bobbo]

I'm like, I'm going to tell you guys. Like I don't get enough crap anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's the real question. Screw Social Security. How many broads have you you had in your 60 years? Come on, give me a number. Give me a number.

[Bobbo]

Around 50.

[Caller/Listener]

50.

[Bobbo]

That's a good number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once a year average.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, I was married for 10. I was with another girl. For 10. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your kill count, Bob? Convict and non convict in.

[Michael Turley]

I know Michael Jordan in 1998 it was 54.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you. Did you do the old whip out a. A yellow. A big chief tablet?

[Michael Turley]

Just. That's the last time I've tried 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

19 4. 90.

[John Clay Wolf]

27 years ago 1997 it was what, 54. And if you were gonna like average it all out and score them and you're, you know, like. Like a Boone and Crockett deal and.

[Michael Turley]

You say I talk for too long when you ask me these things. But to me, even when I did that, I kept it totally secret. And I've never talked about it to anybody, never showed anybody my list. I destroyed the list as soon as I make it because I found it to get grading to those nice, nice girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they use you?

[Michael Turley]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Is this number similar to the story about Reba McIntyre sort of made up?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

What the heck you mean?

[Bobbo]

I'm just asking. I'm just asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo Lindy told me. Hang on. This is the best part of the song.

[Michael Turley]

Have you seen Junior's grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of my kids kids, I got one that grades did come out and we have to work on that a little bit and guess which one it is.

[Bobbo]

It's always a part of Crazy one.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the one that's with me. He's the crazy one? Yeah, the one that sits in on the show. Hannah's son.

[Bobbo]

Hannah's son. Pinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody called him this morning about that. Chad, LA 11 Sierra 2500 SLT, 150,000 miles. Diesel leather navigations. Long bed or short bed? This is going to be a short bed if it's a three quarter ton.

[Caller/Listener]

So it's gonna be short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, it's a million miles. So what's average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

You want to know all what's on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, first I just want to know if it's a really nice truck or normal one or kind of rough.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's a perfectly clean truck. I keep it clean. I'm the director of a crane company, so I keep it pretty clean. It's a four door, it's solid, it doesn't need any body work. No scratches, good paint and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a minute. Where are you really from? You didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Dennis Springs, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where were you born?

[Caller/Listener]

I was born in Napa Valley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go. Because see, if you're really a coon ass, you would have the Louisiana package, which is a whiskey den, a busted windshield, some empty Beer cans and needs a set of tires.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I've got the whiskey in the truck. I just don't have the busted windshield. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does, does, does, does, does. It's a Diesel. It's an 11 Sears. 15 grand. 16 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

15. 16 grand. It's got the Allison transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all do.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's got the built in Jake brake.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all do with it. And they don't all have the Jake brake. Does that buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Right, sir. This one has the exhaust brake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 150,000 mile California clean in Louisiana. 15, 16 grand. Does that buy it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then go to get. Okay. Four wheel drive diesel. Go loaded up into. Give me the VI N dot com. Our own strip club DJ will come to you personally with his mama, little mama the nurse and pick it up with a check. The check will be signed by me and it'll be good.

[Michael Turley]

Pay that man his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Hey, Chris in Midland. Is the oil field boom back on out there? Is it just warming up? Chris in Midland. Hey, Chris, is you're. It's all right. I see you're in Midland. Is the oil field Is. Is the oil field boom back on or is it just warming up?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's back on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What, what did normal people make like? Truck drivers. Drivers In. In a boom time.

[Caller/Listener]

I was listening to y' all while ago. I'm a heavy haul driver out here and I make 25 an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. And that's not the high end of things, is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, it's about 50 a year for truck drivers. It's if it is. No, I make a hundred thousand a year. I'm 70 hours a week.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big overtime. Four wheel drive F150 16 with 20,000 miles. Is it a six cylinder, an eight?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 3.5 six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an EcoBoost, blah, blah, blah. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Laramie? I mean a Lariat?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an xlt, but it's got the electric front seats and backup assist heated seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it nice or is it oil field rough?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's. No, it's not. It's my personal truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Bright red.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 grand. 26 grand, maybe 27 grand. Go, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Can we have some more Van Halen? I was really putting me in the right vibe because I have seen juniors Grades. And I need to remember that so that I can beat him when I get home.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's up here a lot. Maybe that's part of the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm teaching them street smarts, man.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I know, but then there's school smarts, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you don't need that. I told that teacher she had a lumpy butt. Hey, Turley. XFL reboot. What's that about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you haven't heard about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. So Vince McMahon announced out there, I guess his NFL Music Award too. Sure. That XFL is gonna be back. Remember that one year, 2001 failed. Probably project that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had Donald Trump invest in that.

[Caller/Listener]

I know he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not in that. He did the usfl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're right. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I wouldn't doubt that he's got something going on here because he hates the NFL from back with the USFL days when that failed.

[Bobbo]

What was the difference in the X? What was that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it was very. It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very WWF feeling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

50 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it was all NFL rules. Same. But they just did a lot more with the dancers. Made them like strippers and they kind of had storylines. He was trying to make it like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wrestling, like American Gladiators meets football. And they kind of invented that live cam, didn't they, on the streets?

[J.D. Ryan]

The one thing that came out. Yes. Was that that camera that hovers over the field. That's about it. That's all that came out of there. Storylines. All that stuff didn't work. So because the football was bad, the product was bad now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, Johnny Manziel's back in the game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope, can't play in this league because he will not allow anybody with any type of. Of felony of any sort or any type of arrest on their record.

[Bobbo]

Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo's girlfriends aren't going to be the cheerleaders.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you can't have a DUI. Nothing. Nothing, nothing. Which is.

[John Clay Wolf]

JB's out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, you got arrested for something.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, actually, I could play in this one. Yeah. And which is great, because other white guys like me would be playing in this league because that's about all there's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's going to be nobody left. That's a very, very, very, very heavy, undertuned comment.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, just. I'm talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you owe everybody an apology. For what, man?

[Caller/Listener]

Just being an ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

An African American that has no record is going to be in the NFL, cuz he's that Much better. Okay. I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. Oh, okay. Everybody, on behalf of myself and the entire in complex here, we would like to apologize for Turley, the Jews stupidity and in close mindedness. Okay, Big gay Ken, where are you from? Hey man, where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Originally, Buffalo, New York. But I've been living here in Texas for quite a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

What brought you down?

[Caller/Listener]

Bird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snowbird.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you know, wasn't doing anything good there. Went to California first, never mind that. Came here now I'm all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your truck have a New York buffalo rust on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's actually belongs to my sister and she's trying to sell it because her husband passed and this and that 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry about that. What did he. What. What got him? Was it sickness or like an accident?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, he was sick with some stuff, so just unfortunate.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 1313 Ford Platinum EcoBoost. Is this the first time you've ever listened to us on a Saturday or did you just trip across us?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man, I'm driving. I'm driving over to the. To meet her, to help her, you know, move stuff and I sudden hear this. It's like really? All right. I did car business for 10, 15 years. The first part of my time here in Texas, because I've been here 30 some years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Eco. I go home every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a platinum EcoBoost crew cab, two wheel drive with 62. Do you know if there's a payoff on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No. It's clean title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof, now 60s, 23 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I know she had it. She told me she's gonna try and get 28 or 29 for it, but that's all the money in the world, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you put it in, give. Just. If you get the license plate number or the VIN number, go to our website, givemetheven.com push it through there. We will. Where does she live?

[Caller/Listener]

She lives in Temple, Texas area, Parker Heights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are an hour and a half from us. We can send drivers down there Tuesday, pick it up, get you paid. If you want to do it, tell her. Let her know and tell her we're sorry about what happened.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Say hi, J.D. in the infamous Bobbo. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

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[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Michael Turley]

It's awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

Love listening to y'. All.

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And now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by gimme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Rod Stewart had more tail than a taxidermist.

[Bobbo]

Can you even imagine?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine a taxidermist? Yeah. 800-800-7734. Justin in San Antonio.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

How y' all doing, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was playing around, having fun. Almost done. Show's almost over.

[Caller/Listener]

Do what that guy could. Yeah. You know how the xfl, they had just nicknames on their back, not the real names.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

What's his name? Could be the other white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other white. Oh, eight Corolla S with 121. So we just started in San Antonio like a month ago. Is this the first time you've ever caught us?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's the first time, man. The. The story about this car is my wife's car, man. And, you know, we barely make it. She. She got laid off back in October and she went behind my back and got this car, but got a new car.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title to this one?

[Caller/Listener]

That's your money? Yeah, we got a title and everything. It's all paid off and everything. She said she needed a reliable car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean, runs great.

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's good. The cosmetics on the outside is a little bad. Like we always use a car to travel, so the hood has a lot of chips in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good, honest answer.

[Caller/Listener]

We're missing a door handle. We're missing a door handle.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do with it?

[Caller/Listener]

Accidentally broke it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We drunk?

[Caller/Listener]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you angry?

[Caller/Listener]

I was a little mad, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you mad at her? Oh, yeah. I could feel. What she do to make you so mad? You rip the door handle off of a 08 Toyota Corolla S?

[Caller/Listener]

She just knows how to push my buttons, man. You know how women are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she talk about your mom?

[Caller/Listener]

Exactly what to do. Did I what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she talk about your mom?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she has. Yeah, that's, that's really what will you know that that's their, that's their cheapest shot, isn't it? When they go, when they start. Yeah, you're just like you sorry ass daddy or your mama didn't know how to raise or mama mar. When they start that stuff. I don't know, I might be ripping door handles off too. All right, well, so I'll buy, I'll buy the car for 3,000 and when you give her the check, okay, say if you. Calm the hell down, woman, we would have gotten four had. Cuz it's your damn fault that I didn't get four because you got me so damn mad I tore the damn car up. That's what I tell him. All right, thanks. Go to give theven.com 800 800-7234JD what you got, John?

[Bobbo]

Clay Wolf Keeping families happy. Let's see, out of Money magazine. Hey, if you were hit with a thousand dollar emergency, let's say something came out of the blue, would you be able to cover it? According to Money magazine, most Americans would not. They'd have to put on a credit card. They don't even have a thousand bucks. That being said, also, we're going to spend 14.1 billion on the Super Bowl. The average person going to the game will spend between 2,000 and 4,000. But we don't have a thousand dollars in the bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, are you going to the Super Bowl? I have a couple of questions for you. Are you going to the Super Bowl? And if you. I know Hannah's going to, to the Super Bowl. Would you like to go with her? And if you would like to go with her, would you spot her the first thousand so she can get rolling?

[Michael Turley]

Now, John, look, I'll tell you, I've been to the super bowl countless times. You know, I'm from St. Louis, okay? So back in those days, 97, 98, 99, the Kurt Warner days, sure. And that was a man. God, I went, I used to go all the time. You know, they were the home team at the time. Now they're out in Hollyweird. Hannah, on the other hand, makes a lot of money at the Super Bowl.

[Hannah]

But look what.

[Michael Turley]

I'm tired of spending $6,000 on tickets for something I can really see better on the television. Well, I'm just telling you straight.

[Bobbo]

Some people go for the adventure.

[Michael Turley]

That's what they do. Now. But Hannah, Hannah, this is a working Dior.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

For artists such as this Held, I've Actually had Hannah over to the studio a couple of times. When we do you have quotation marks? Production prep.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

On a Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why she put that little twip that tweet up that day? Me, too.

[Michael Turley]

No, it couldn't be. Unless I've forgotten something.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think I'd forget that. Hannah goes out to work these years. Okay, we'll ask her.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Hannah]

I go out to the super bowl.

[Michael Turley]

And work, and it's not fun.

[Bobbo]

It's not fun.

[Hannah]

I like it. I dance for the guys.

[Bobbo]

But you make a lot of money.

[Hannah]

And I get out there and I'm learning how to talk like a Minnesotan.

[Michael Turley]

It's just very good.

[Hannah]

And I think it's going to be beneficial.

[Bobbo]

Beneficial?

[Hannah]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does a Minnesotian talk?

[Hannah]

Okay. Somebody talks. Talk to you. Tilt your head to the right a little bit. Put your left hand right under your tit like this.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Under your boob.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I say boob?

[Bobbo]

Yes, you did.

[Hannah]

And say O. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

I knew.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Okay.

[Hannah]

Go, Viking. Maybe next time around.

[Bobbo]

That's how they do it, huh?

[Hannah]

People in Minnesota drink more than beer.

[Michael Turley]

At a football game. They drink beer in the first quarter.

[Hannah]

And then they switch to vodka or whiskey or you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you make last year at the Super Bowl? Wasn't it, like, an amazing amount of money? A $42,000. That's good. But that was in Houston, and they have more disposable income in Houston.

[Hannah]

I know. They love me in Houston.

[Michael Turley]

The oilman and the cops.

[Bobbo]

And the cops.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cops are great. Silver, are you gonna. Do you feel comfortable traveling with Rush?

[Hannah]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't ask me. Rush, I mean, do you want to go? What?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I'll caught him off guard.

[Michael Turley]

Hell, no.

[Bobbo]

No, you don't want to go.

[Michael Turley]

I'd rather not. Why? I mean, I'm gonna work on Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And it might cut heavily into my Percocet time.

[Bobbo]

You can believe there'll be lots of practice at Super Bowl.

[Michael Turley]

I've only got so many hours on a Sunday.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

To do that, I do plan to watch the game on television. I've invited our humble leader, Donald J. Trump.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

Out of the house. He'll be in Mira Lago anyway.

[Bobbo]

Playing golf.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe a little cocaine. No. A couple of. Couple of glasses of nice scotch.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't do that.

[Michael Turley]

I plan to make squab.

[Caller/Listener]

Squaw.

[Bobbo]

What's going?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's just a tiny chicken. Yeah, but I'm gonna make 40 of them. Why? Well, because I've got all these THC tablets.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And my accountant sent me from Colorado, and I expect to be not only high but quite hungry by halftime. So we're gonna have squab and Cheetos. Cheetos, that'll be something. Okay, Cheetos for the crunch. That makes you feel good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, you did make a deal with the devil, didn't you?

[Bobbo]

You know he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, no way. I mean, Satan, get over here.

[Michael Turley]

Are you talking about a physical, literal devil?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, Satan is. Is part of our program. He comes in and he's.

[Caller/Listener]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just channels in. Hi, Satan.

[Michael Turley]

I see, John. This is. This is where you get Rush kind of up against a wall. Because. No, see, Rush only believes in Rush and the Republican Party.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So he can worship that. But anything supernatural, you know, his brain has been so fried, and as you know, his ego has been so cushioned for so many years. He has no idea the grip that I have on his eternal soul.

[Bobbo]

Do you actually. You mean to deal with him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Michael Turley]

He's just easier than anyone.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Per sets will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Hannah, Rush, and the devil are all going to the Super Bowl. Rush is pain. I think that devil's kind of hot.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. Stop it.

[Hannah]

No. Look at his tan.

[Bobbo]

It's not a tan.

[Hannah]

You know, they say once you go red, you never go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one said that.

[Bobbo]

Nobody's ever said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Is the call in number here?

[Michael Turley]

We're down your car.

[Bobbo]

You want to bid a car?

[Michael Turley]

No, I want to drive your car.

[Bobbo]

Oh, whose car?

[Michael Turley]

Your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife is going to be here at 12:30. You've got to be gone by the time.

[Hannah]

Okay. Can I check the earrings?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can, because I.

[Hannah]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did not.

[Caller/Listener]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She understands that it's a business relationship, but there still it's causing that.

[Bobbo]

You need to be gone by 12:10. I got to go drive my cattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep dancing.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the Waffle House. Have fun.

[Michael Turley]

Doesn't it sound good? Waffle House.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Babo, you haven't been asleep.

[Michael Turley]

Not since yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why is that?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I'm covering mornings right now at the station that I work at. Okay. And on Tuesdays and. And Friday nights, we have district basketball coach. This is something just small markets do it. Saturday, February 24th. Louis Community Center Events is proud to present the Academy of Country Music's vocal group of the year, Restless Heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry I had to Play that. We've been busting Bobble's balls all day about His. His.

[Michael Turley]

That is top flight production.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is good production, but he's. He's promoting a small town event at the Bowie Community center with Restless heart. Who?

[Michael Turley]

Saturday, February 24th, Buoy Community center events is proud to present the Academy of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country Music's vocal group Timeout. Buoy Community center events. Is that like an in court? I mean, is that a filed company.

[Michael Turley]

Or you just make that up live and in concert. But it sounds for one night only. Saturday, February 24th. Buoy Community Center Events is proud to present the Academy of Country Music's vocal group of the year, Restless Heart. Restless Heart live and in concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna bring them out on stage at the cafeteria?

[Michael Turley]

You know, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the city hall at the middle school. No, no. They have a.

[Michael Turley]

They built a big, expensive buoy community center.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they have big, big concerts.

[Bobbo]

How many people does the seat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big. It's big, J.D. how big? Real big.

[Caller/Listener]

Thousand people.

[Michael Turley]

You know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be 300.

[Michael Turley]

Looks like maybe a couple thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. There's not. I used to live in Nakona. There's not a couple thousand people in buoy that.

[Michael Turley]

If rows are 40 wide, okay. And there's a hundred of them, that's 400.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so they really did build a.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. 40 times 10 is 400. 40 times 100 is more.

[Bobbo]

JD 40 times 100 is 4000.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you very much.

[Bobbo]

There's no way you get sitting 4,000 people.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think there are a hundred rows. I'm estimating if I'm restless hard, and.

[Bobbo]

I look down my tour and I go, there's Chicago, there's New York, there's Buoy.

[Michael Turley]

This used to piss Wolf off. Anytime we would talk about large amounts of money, like $40,000, I could only visualize that in my head as a wall of big Macs. Okay. Three inches tall.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Four inches tall.

[Caller/Listener]

Wide.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, that's $3. Okay. You stack those seven high. How long does it go before you got $50,000?

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Used to drive him nuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He actually socked me in the damn eye one time.

[Bobbo]

I bet. I'm thinking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two trains are leaving Kansas. DJ Precree. Do we have another white, black, Latino or other that we can end on or. We. Are you out of goodies?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got. I ain't got one on me. Let me see what I can find.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have time for you to find Anything else? We only got a minute left. We've had a good time today. Remember Houstonians that February 20th, two weeks away. Two weeks 10th. If you go to John Clay Wolf show on facebook or john claywolf.com we have. We're giving away the to the first hundred people that come to our thousandth show listeners party over by the galleria. And all the information's on the website john claywolf.com Average rough or clean. Sell that T shirts, you can go in there and select yours and your size, put your name on it so when you get there we'll give it to you. The first hundred are free. So go to the website, reserve your shirt if you're coming to the party because we're not going to mail it to you. If you want to send me money, I'll mail it to you. But anyway, February 10th we are doing our thousandth show. I cannot believe it's been a thousand freaking shows. I remember when I started this thing like oh God. It was just this has been a long ass road, dude. It's been a hard long ass like rocky road with overnight sensation Mule team with I didn't want to talk about it. We will see you next Saturday morning 8am Give me the vim.com if you want to sell your car. See you later.

[Caller/Listener]

Girl.

[Michael Turley]

You really got me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got me so I know why don't you win? Yeah, oh yeah. You really got me now Got me.

[Caller/Listener]

So I can see that now. You really got me.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

You really got me.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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