#134 John Clay Wolfe

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show: Episode #134 – “Cars, Sports, and the Wolfpack”

Aired: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: Cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and anything shy of an FCC fine. Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com.

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Main Theme & Purpose

This episode is the classic high-energy, unpredictable, and often irreverent blend of car talk, sports banter, locker-room humor, and offbeat personal stories that fans have come to expect from The John Clay Wolfe Show. With the Super Bowl on deck, trading barbs with listeners and cohosts, and a parade of wild calls and recurring characters, the episode is a living room party broadcast over the airwaves. The running context is car appraisals and humorous banter, with several calls about specific vehicles for sale, sports betting, and stories of family surprises.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Buying and Selling Cars, the GiveMeTheVIN Way

• Listeners call in to get live offers and advice on their vehicles — everything from tricked-out Duramax trucks to rare Mustangs and Porsche Carreras.
• John Clay Wolfe explains the process: "If you go to the FAQ section... we give $100 for the option... all you got to do is send us a picture of the CarMax offer. And if we pass on it, then we send you 100 bucks. If we beat it, then... you make more." (03:13)
• Frequent references to competing with CarMax and ensuring fair, fast offers for listeners.
• Candid, sometimes brutal honesty: John doesn’t sugarcoat when he thinks someone’s asking too much or when a car isn’t worth quite what the caller hopes.
• Humor in negotiations: “I think I’m all over it at 40 Gs, man. That’s all I got.” (02:32)

2. Super Bowl Weekend: Sports, Betting, and Bold Predictions

• Sports betting talk dominates much of the episode — hosts and callers speculate on the Eagles vs. Patriots matchup.
• On the Super Bowl spread: “Four or four and a half, depending on where you’re looking... take the Eagles to cover, but the Patriots to win.” – Turley (05:39)
• Office bets and prop bets are discussed at length, including bets on Gatorade color, halftime show antics, and “squares” pools: “What’s the line, boss? ...Take the Eagles to cover...” (05:37)
• Randy the Chipmunk, a recurring show mascot, offers comedic “betting” wisdom: “There ain't no smart money this time.” (09:22)
• Humorous predictions about riots in Philly, regardless of outcome: “He doesn’t bet on the Super Bowl except for the possibility of a riot in Philadelphia, because win or lose, that’s gonna happen.” (33:36)

3. Offbeat Stories, Listener Drama, and Life ‘Wolf Show’ Style

• A “Mac attack” on one caller who tries to outsmart John, resulting in playful trash talk.
• A hilarious romantic subplot – Bobbo’s love life (including a convict ex-girlfriend and a live, awkward on-air matchmaking effort with a listener).
• “Did you get your laptop?” “Yeah, that’s cool for now. She’ll be back.” (Bobbo’s ongoing love misadventures, 12:56)
• Stories of unknown children popping up years later lead to candid, sometimes poignant, and sometimes comical personal recollections from hosts and listeners (72:14–74:41).
• A combative caller about a Ford Escape who becomes increasingly hostile, launching into a tirade against John, who ultimately hangs up: “Hang on, that changes everything. Dude, I didn’t realize it was an XLT. Oh. My. God.” (66:07)
• Carpet controversy: The new office carpet comes under fire for being “movie theater” or “cheap casino” horrific, sparking asides about not letting the landlord choose décor. (134:13)

4. Pop Culture & Irreverent Comedy

• Classic Casey Kasem “freak out” audio is played for comedic effect: “Now, we’re up to our long-distance dedication...” (35:16)
• Competitive eating contest segment: Guess the “race” of the professional chicken wing-eater; ultimately revealed to be a petite white woman who ate 501 wings in 30 minutes. “Sixteen wings a minute!” (57:14)
• Recurring impressions and characters drop by, including “Rush Limbaugh,” “Cluck the rooster,” and “Romero, Tony Romo’s dad.”
• Job listings and local events receive attention, with the team plugging a Houston listener party, free T-shirts, and job openings for car buyers and drivers.
• Vivid segues from G-rated to R-rated humor, a “lightning round” of car appraisals, and running inside jokes.

5. Dealer Industry Insider Nuggets

• “Unicorn” cars and the classic trade-in pitfalls: John explains how rare, low-mileage car finds work in the business vs. everyday deals.
• Surprising truths about certain car markets: “Dallas is definitely a higher market than Houston... Don’t know why.” (121:00)
• Complexities of dealing with customer payoffs, checks, equity, and why everything must be double-checked before paying out:
  • “That’s the whole thing about this whole company is ... The one thing that people could be weird about is that the money’s no good.” (132:23)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• John Clay Wolfe, on listeners calling to challenge the system:
  “So you called the radio show this morning to bust my chops in front of everybody. That’s what this was about?” (04:23)

• Randy the Chipmunk, on betting Steelers vs. Patriots:
  “There ain’t no smart money this time.” (09:22)

• John Clay Wolfe, defining Bobbo’s priorities:
  “He’s more of a liver than an earner. He’s not caught up in monetary things... he’s a philosopher.” (21:08)

• On customer service & check payments:
  “Don’t ever say ‘if there’s any problem with the check’... There’s nothing wrong with the check. The checks are all good.” (131:15)

• Bobbo, on competitive eating:
  “In competitive eating, Asian competitors have really, really impressed me over the years.” (55:12)

• On learning about unknown children:
  “Can you imagine how shocked you would be if a kid knocked on your door and he looked just like you and he talked like you, and he’d be like, hey, dad? Would blow me away.” (69:00)

• Caller, on confronting his birth father after 29 years:
  “It was real weird at first, for sure.” (72:56)

• John Clay Wolfe, on odd car market observations:
  “How many donut shops have you seen with a LX470 or an LS460 out in front of it? ... I believe, in the donut shop world. ... With so many donuts, you get a free car.” (40:05)

• On the disaster office carpet:
  “If you want a good gut, chuckle, laugh, go to the John Clay Wolfe show on Facebook and look at the pictures of our new office space ... you’ll puke all over yourself.” (134:49)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [02:30] – Valuing a 2014 Duramax
• [03:13] – “If you go to the FAQ section...”
• [05:25] – Super Bowl betting line and predictions
• [08:02] – Football office pools, streetwise analogies
• [12:06] – Job offers, opening up car valuations
• [21:12] – Listener matchmaking escapade with Bobbo
• [35:00] – Casey Kasem meltdown audio and discussion
• [53:03] – “White, black, Latino, or other” chicken wing eating bit
• [65:03] – Angry Escape owner, escalating call
• [72:14] – Listener calls about meeting a birth parent after 29 years
• [80:16] – TV show pitch: “They want us digging through barns.”
• [88:52] – John discusses his Danish in-laws’ upcoming visit
• [106:00] – Challenging car valuation: 2014 Challenger and the slow walkthrough
• [131:15] – Strip Club DJ gives his check payment spiel
• [134:13] – The office carpet roast
• [141:12] – Tony Romo’s dad and the Tide Pod challenge (satirical bit)

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Tone & Style

Unapologetically informal and rough-edged. Banter is witty, direct, and bullish—sometimes teetering on the edge of offensive, but never losing the show’s signature camaraderie. The hosts and regulars riff like old friends at a bar, even when discussing complex car deals or coaching callers through personal dilemmas.

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Final Notes for New Listeners

If you’re new to the show, expect a fast-paced, hard-to-script blend of:

• Real-time car appraisals with no-nonsense opinions
• Uncensored humor about every topic under the sun
• Ongoing, evolving inside jokes and character bits
• An open-door policy for callers willing to step into the “wolf den”

And, as John puts it: “My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars, on the radio.”

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For more:

• Stream or download all archives at johnclaywolf.com or search “The John Clay Wolfe Show” on PodBean.
• To sell your car or get a real offer: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Going once. Hey. What? Can you hear me now?

[Bobbo]

Can you?

[Caller/Listener]

I can hear you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got a 14 Duramax with 23,000 miles. Four wheel drive, lifted crew cab, custom tires. Huh? Hang on. I want to bust DJ Pre K's chops a little bit early on. Get this squared up. Okay, DJ, let's go through your codes here. I see 14 Duramax. I know what that is. 23K. I know what that is. 4wd. I know what that is. Lifted. Know what that is? Crew cab. Cc Crew cab. Then it says one the letter one in custom tires.

[Turley]

No, man, that's a lowercase L. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell does that mean? Leather, Leather, baby. LT just put a big L. Put a big L, big R, big end.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, my bad.

[Turley]

It's early. I ain't got caps. Lock on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. All right. Kyle. What? What? 14 Duramax does have no sunroof. So just leather Duramax. 1423,000 miles. Sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like.

[Caller/Listener]

10 inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 inches is a lot.

[Caller/Listener]

Got amp running boards, EFI live. It's pretty truck. It's an LT, but I put a Leah leather custom leather interior in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the vins is an LT. So it's probably 38 to 40.

[Caller/Listener]

I win every award that I take it to at my diesel Goosebag meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Is that right? Are you volunteer Firefox?

[Caller/Listener]

No, but I was recruited by the president, Jerry Durant out of Weatherford, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Well, does 40 grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Man? I'm thinking 55.

[Turley]

Yeah, once he said he's the president of something.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the shows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You can get 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got.

[Caller/Listener]

He got a lot of love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but I mean, it's a 14. It's a. What year are we in?

[JD Ryan]

JD this is 18 currently.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's 18 minus 14? It's a four year old truck. That's a LT. So it's a Cloth. Look. No, I think I'm all over it at 40 GS, man. That's all I got. I know it's aftermarket leather, Mackie. 16 RAV4LE with 24 is worth, you know, like 19. Is that right? 18. Have you had it been anywhere, Mackie? Good morning, by the way.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I too high?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, not for me. I know, but I mean, I put the car in your system and what it did was y' all advertised to beat CarMax. Your range gave me 11.5 to 13:5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

But CarMax offered me the 13:5, so I was wondering how I could get my $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, first of all, if you go to the FAQ section and read real close and real clearly, we give $100 for last look, we give $100 for the option. So you went through all the trouble to go to a website and in 60 seconds had a number in your hands. So now we get serious and just all you got to do is send us a picture of that CarMax offer. And if we pass on it, then. Then we send you 100 bucks. If we beat it, then we either buy the car and you make more money.

[JD Ryan]

You still win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you win, but. You win both ways. But. Oh, it's over. I'm sorry. I'm just getting started. I haven't opened my computers or anything. I was thinking this was the Highlander, not a RAV4. That's why I was so high.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a RAV4 L. E. White. White with gray clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you right now, I'm going to beat CarMax. So don't get up. Don't. Don't go spend the hundred bucks. You can spend the hundred bucks, but you're going to get it in the price of the car. I'll beat him by 200 bucks. Just shoot me the. The. Shoot your buyer. The letter. A picture of the appraisal letter. And say John told me Carmax office. Yeah, yeah, we'll just beat about 200 bucks right now. We want to buy the car.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you called the radio show this morning to bust my chops in front of everybody. That's what this was about?

[Caller/Listener]

I was just wondering how to get my $100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you. Why didn't you ask the guy that you were working with? Why did you have to call a syndicated radio host on in 20 cities?

[Caller/Listener]

Cuz I just put it in the system.

[Bobbo]

And.

[Caller/Listener]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I just. I'm just pointing out. I'm just pointing out that that wasn't good enough for you. You had to get on the air to try to bust my balls. But I'm busting back. So am I buying your Rev4?

[Caller/Listener]

I'll help you. It didn't take 14,000 to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought we just had to beat CarMax.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[Bobbo]

Mac.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mac attack. I'm having a Mac attack.

[Caller/Listener]

It's been a really good vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, shoot it over. Send the Carmax letter. Say it takes 14. We'll take a look. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

I knew that was a con man. I knew as soon as he asked you if you were too high. Because I get that all the time.

[JD Ryan]

Totally different, Bob. Totally different, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eagles are playing the Patriots in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it? 2, 3, 4. I don't even know.

[JD Ryan]

Game's not even till like 5:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it a night game?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they always are. Super Bowl. They gotta stretch it out. They got the pre game. They got the pre game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre game.

[JD Ryan]

You got the one that starts today.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line, boss?

[Turley]

Four or four and a half, depending on where you're looking. But I would go ahead with the four and a half. Take the Eagles to cover, but the pat. The Patriots to win, so.

[Commercial Announcer]

Really?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This will be number five or six.

[Turley]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah, they're. We got a domination. Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six.

[Turley]

You're right. Yeah. They would be a record. Yes. Six beat the Steelers in the Cowboys.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And the Eagles have never won anything in their life.

[Turley]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

Second time. Third time to be the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have the Sixers ever won anything? Are they like Cleveland? Are they just bad altogether?

[Turley]

Well, the Phillies one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the city of hate, right?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brotherly love, actually. Let's know what I felt when I was up there last year.

[JD Ryan]

It's a cute.

[Caller/Listener]

Jackie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jackie.

[Turley]

Their hockey teams won some Stanley Cups. The Phillies World Series. I don't know about the Sixers. I don't think so, but, boy, I.

[JD Ryan]

Tell you, we're gonna have a. We have a buyer in the buyer's room who's gonna be in deep depression.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was. Oh. Oh, our. Our Philly.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cubano.

[Turley]

Puerto Rican.

[JD Ryan]

He wears nothing but that Philly stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where I came up with the name of that company. Give me the VIN as my. In Philly, huh? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

How's the correlation? Give me the VIN versus Jimmy Devin. Oh, okay. Yeah. Give me the vin.

[Bobbo]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy Devin and. Well, he's never been on the show before. He's like, give me the vin. But he's a W. Got you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he's a.

[Bobbo]

Don't use the word W. You don't use the word W. That's pretty far down. We don't say that. It's like calling somebody a mustache. Pete.

[Turley]

It's Tommy Carbone, everybody.

[Bobbo]

How you doing? I'll tell you about this. This Super Bowl LII thing. LI they keep the Roman numerals.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's like. To make it kind of like a fancy. It's like a fancy thing.

[JD Ryan]

It's a tradition.

[Bobbo]

You bet on this game. I'm telling you, you're taking your life in your own hands.

[Turley]

Why is that?

[Bobbo]

That's a hard one. It's a hard one.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be close.

[Bobbo]

Everybody knows the Patriots gonna win this game, right? Did you see the Philadelphia Eagles blow out the Vikings last week?

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say, man, I know.

[Bobbo]

The VI should have been the Saints all at that.

[Caller/Listener]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

How you gonna bet this thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you running books this year on it?

[Bobbo]

What's the line on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four and a half.

[JD Ryan]

Four.

[Bobbo]

Four and a half?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That's bad.

[JD Ryan]

Why is that bad?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you gotta think to find some kind of. Some kind of a prop bet on the side of this thing.

[Turley]

You don't realize this John, he's actually influenced the buyer's office. He's got a brack. He's got pool going on in the office. There's a guy in there, Ed from the Bronx, let. He's got, I guess, his henchmen. Is that what he is?

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[Bobbo]

That's what we do. It's like the Six Flags. You got amusement park. You pay your money at the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You have a great time. You have pictures with your kids, Right. You get the bungee jump, the love flume thing.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes you just don't come back.

[Bobbo]

Have a good time now you get to go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bungee jump with concrete shoes after the thing.

[Bobbo]

That's just like a football pool. That's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

A football pool is. Is a body of water you throw a guy that didn't pay in with concrete shoes.

[Bobbo]

No, but it's a lot of fun. You know, you get the. You get the intense excitement of knowing you could lose. You could lose this deal. I don't know what I'm going to do. Make you drink like a fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Randy's got his little hand in the air. Randy.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What did you do with the Super Bowl? What's your line? What do you.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a. He's. He's a degenerate gambler.

[JD Ryan]

He's a major gambler.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't worry about the Super Bowl.

[JD Ryan]

You don't worry about it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you know about this thing, right?

[JD Ryan]

No, what they say.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you're a super fake too, right? You gotta be careful.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You gotta be careful about what?

[JD Ryan]

Don't touch me. I'm not gonna touch you. I'm getting close. I wasn't touching it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got any money on it, Jesse?

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't have any money on it.

[Bobbo]

Cause I don't think.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know who's gonna win. I don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's good. Well, that's good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There ain't no smart money this time.

[JD Ryan]

You're not betting?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD Ryan]

You bet every time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I mean, I'm always betting. Like, what's the line? What's the line on it?

[JD Ryan]

What was it, Michael? Four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four and a half.

[JD Ryan]

Four and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing, Randy? Quit meandering around and tell me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is so easy to predict.

[JD Ryan]

He's got such an attitude today.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Smart mummy was on the Falcons of the COVID last year, right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. My Uncle Scooter lost his tail on that bed. No, I mean he lost his tail.

[Bobbo]

Oh, literally.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He talked some of them coyotes over at the zoo into bitten. A hundred dollars. Here's a long story. It's a bad deal.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I wouldn't do it.

[JD Ryan]

No bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come tell me about it later. Come back around 10 o'. Clock.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You ever hang around? I heard there's fuzzy tacos.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-8007-234880-07234. 800, 800 radio. Remember, we're doing a live in person next week after the show at noon down by the gallery. If you go to john claywolf.com the address and everything. Alabama and something. Free parking, free Miller Light. Party girls, the works.

[Bobbo]

Alabama shirts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shirts.

[Bobbo]

The Alabama reunion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alabama's playing Randy Owens and everyone shirts go to john claywolf.com or the Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show. And the first hundred people that reserve a sell that average rough or clean T shirt will have it there with their name on it. Ready in the right size.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we already have 60 that have already been reserved.

[JD Ryan]

So does the party start before we get off the air or right at 12?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there at 12. And we'll get off. So that's next Saturday. My name is John Clay Wolf. I Buy cars and the radio will be right back. You want more and you want it more. Put your down.

[Radio Host/Producer]

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[Commercial Announcer]

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[Radio Host/Producer]

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[Caller/Listener]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

[Radio Host/Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobbo. What's your last name? Do you have a last name?

[Bobbo]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you kind of like Prince?

[Bobbo]

Just like Buckwheat or Prince?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Are you straight or are you.

[Bobbo]

How am I like share.

[JD Ryan]

Are you one word? A word name.

[Bobbo]

What do you think?

[JD Ryan]

Good morning. I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never, I've never. I've never really. I've never even thought about it. Well, psycho killer. Speaking of psycho killer, how is your ex convict girlfriend?

[Bobbo]

Oh, we're out of that deal. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Out. Out.

[Bobbo]

Scott.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, you're never out of a conflict. Conflict, girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

Scot free. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get your laptop?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. There you go.

[Bobbo]

Yes, I got the laptop.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you are me maybe. Yeah. That's cool for now. She'll be back.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she hear us on the radio last week?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so because she would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have probably said they do. So she went to I don't mind jail for making fake IDs, but when they got raided, it was a meth lab.

[Bobbo]

Well, I think there was. I think there were a lot of illicit chemicals there.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It just happened to be at the time she was getting arrested for fraud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And I didn't ask who or how or it didn't matter once I. Once I learned about the. The parolee designation.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you wear an ankle bracelet?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she wear ankle. I mean, like a necklace and I'm.

[Bobbo]

Sure of that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you don't know much, but you know that. Was she tatted up?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that prison yard pee poontang different than normal?

[Bobbo]

Listen, she throwing on you, man. Yeah, she throw it on you, man. That's. That's what tied me in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she white girl, black girl?

[Bobbo]

She's like her.

[JD Ryan]

So where did she go?

[Bobbo]

What's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I was just trying to visualize, was she. Was she like one of the Pulp Fiction people? I'm trying to Latino, like. Does she look like Selena?

[Bobbo]

It's a very nice girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she look like Marcellus Wallace from Pulp Fiction?

[Bobbo]

No. She looked a little like Maya, actually.

[JD Ryan]

What do you say go. Where did she disappear to? I mean, they never go.

[Bobbo]

Where is she disappeared?

[JD Ryan]

Well, you said she didn't out of the picture. She in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Bobbo got drunk and called her. What'd you call her?

[Bobbo]

I didn't call her anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Con baby.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got. Yeah, yeah, they got all whiskeyed up. And you didn't call her. Did you call her ex. Con baby. You my con baby.

[Bobbo]

The phrase convict might have been used. Okay, But I didn't mean it at the time. And she was hacking on me anyway. But as soon as. As soon as you know that designation, an intelligent man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Begins to look for ways out of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello, this is AJ from East Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, AJ in east East Texas is a big place. Like. What city in East Texas?

[Caller/Listener]

Bullard. Bullard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's on your mind? Did you want to date Bobbo?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I have a. I have a 20. 15s. 450 platinum, 44, 000 miles, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, that platinum big truck we had this week, Was it a 450 or 350? You remember?

[Turley]

That was a 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

44. It had 55, and that was a 16. Does this have leather and nav. I mean, a nav and roof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Yes, it does. It's a platinum.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, It's a flat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 15F450, 44K platinum with roof and nav. And it's a four wheel drive. And it's a dually.

[Bobbo]

Sounds nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost him. You know the cell service out there in East Texas out there by Bullard County?

[JD Ryan]

Bullard. He's down south of Tyler.

[Bobbo]

Every time I get about four miles away from my house, that telephone goes out on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damnedest thing.

[Bobbo]

I know. Sometimes I hear them, they can't hear me. They're going, A.J. a.J.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, A.J.

[Bobbo]

Where you at? You leave your service, you must be about four miles from your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typically, the broken signals are out of Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

High miles and broken signals. Good morning, Oklahoma. By the way, if we didn't have y' all to jack with, we'd be bored in south Louisiana and South Texas. Where all are we now? Corpus, Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas. Running 20 cities for the record, we.

[Bobbo]

Do have Midland Odessa to jack with now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Midland Odessa. In the oil boom, they'll be calling us, wanting to buy something.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they're making.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a Lambo? Rainy. I hit. Oh, Jed. Clamping, was it you said?

[Turley]

Gr? Aldo.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Gr. Aldo. It was actually an inventador. I was. I was not thinking square, but that's fine. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can call in. We're live. We're here. It's super bowl weekend. We're buying cars in the air just like we always do. We'll be here till noon. Did you see on the Facebook page the Hooter Hooter foot race, Hurley?

[Turley]

I did.

[JD Ryan]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was just drunks.

[JD Ryan]

What are you gonna do with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm gonna do nothing with that. I walked downstairs at the end of the night, and it's Friday night.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gathering of men drinking their natties.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I looked at Rob Ball, who's a younger, young Whipper snapper.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. One of the buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, hey, will you run upstairs and go lock the door? Cuz I left the keys in my car.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go faster than I can. And the elevator's out in the building.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's like, well, I'm the only one that can run fast. And Hooter said, I can run. I said, well, you're my age. Ball. You go get it. Quit talking. And. And then another guy, Tony, said, you're out of shape. Ass can't run nothing. That's how it starts.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, hold my beer. So I, of course, instigated. And I was like, hang. Hang on. I used to play football with Hooter. Hooter was on my high school football team.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know that on high school. And I know you played.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony's a little older than Hooter And I was like, tony. Tony's a skin. I'm skin thin. Thin fit man.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooters. A lineman build, right? I was like, hooters can come off the ball pretty good. I don't know about his top end. So we finally decided. There's one way to find out. If you go to the facebook page, jockley wolf show, you can see this. This drunken foot race.

[Turley]

Was it 20 yards? It took like 10 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about 40 or 50.

[Turley]

It took a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because we put it in slow mo at the end. Hooter did get the jump on Tony, though. And nobody fell.

[Bobbo]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, nobody. Nobody fell. And no one got hurt. Hooter is the one who had the suburban that we were taking odds on which one would blow up because it.

[JD Ryan]

Had like 400,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooter's the one that freaked out when a customer screwed him around about a year ago. Do we still have that? I know we don't have time. We'll have to do that on the flip. Okay, I want to play a clip of hooter, some hooters greatest hits. Today's about hooter. His real name's terry terrence. His mom let us all party at his house in high school.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

On a Friday or a Saturday night? Any given Friday or Saturday night, there was a iced down keg of beer in a trash can in the back of hooter's backyard. And no one was asking questions. Yes, baba.

[Bobbo]

Would you believe when I read that and I haven't seen. Seen the video, when I read hooters foot race.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I visualized something totally different in my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw.

[JD Ryan]

I was saying, I'm right there with you. That's a great idea. It turns out to be a bunch of old men.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, screw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, we have some new ladies, I believe, that are coming to work at the plan here that are ex hooters laborers.

[JD Ryan]

What are they gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't mean dishwashers.

[JD Ryan]

What are they gonna do here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll explain it all later in the day. All right. My name is john clay wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. You can go to givemetheven.com, put it in, it'll bid it. Or call in the radio show, and I'll do it in person.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Back with more of the john clay wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

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[Radio Host/Producer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in much I love yourself. 800.

[Radio Host/Producer]

800 radio. Give me the van. The V.

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you Hear me knocking? J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I hear you, baby.

[Bobbo]

Dave's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Katherine, good morning. Can you hear me knocking? Where you calling from, Cat?

[Caller/Listener]

Right now. I'm in Ellis, but my truck has been Tyler, Texas, just to show Robert did not turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it broke down? You're breaking up. Are you on. Are you on speakerphone?

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller/Listener]

Smith County.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 08 Ram half ton with 162 four wheel drive, crew cab navigation. No leather, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No leather. But I've got the towing package and a bedliner. It has two, two scratches on it and one door. Ding. I take care of my truck. And look for anybody listening. If you take care of your vehicle, your vehicle will take care of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married?

[Caller/Listener]

I am a widow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Bob O. Needs a good woman. And you sound like you take good care of him.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what? Hey, what you tell me is net worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just cut to the chase, Catherine. As long as we're just talking money, I'll give five grand for the truck. As long as we're talking money, I think you got five grand in the truck with 162. Man, Bobbo does not have a real big. He's more of a liver than a, than an earner. He's not caught up in monetary things and, and just, you know, he's not greedy. He, he, he's a philosopher. He's a philosopher. He drives a pretty new Camaro convertible.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh. Well, you know what? Chevy's great. Yeah, I have a dog, but I love Chevy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any children?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never had a kid.

[Caller/Listener]

Never had a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. How old were you when your husband passed away?

[Caller/Listener]

He passed away in 2015 and I'm 48, so you do the math.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you and Baba are like, you know, that might work. Baba, I mean, she might be a clip older than you. Like, you were a freshman. She was a senior in high school. I mean, when I was a freshman, I got with a senior.

[Bobbo]

Well, I think, you know, I'm perfectly used to that kind of thing, man.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, that's his.

[JD Ryan]

That's actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Catherine, where are you right now?

[Caller/Listener]

Right now, I'm actually on my way from. From Aubrey, Texas, to Mesquite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and write. Write something. Add it. Write something. And. And I'm gonna let you look at Bobbo's profile and he look at yours, and we might just reroute you over here to the studio.

[JD Ryan]

Tinder thing going.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. You know what?

[JD Ryan]

I got time.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Bob will put one on you. Now you gotta watch out.

[Bobbo]

Can I tell you something?

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll put one. Smooth.

[Bobbo]

I love a woman that uses the phrase, you know what? Because sometimes.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me tell you something. Or let me tell you something.

[Bobbo]

I like that one, too.

[Caller/Listener]

And usually you better listen because you're about to learn a lesson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Turley]

She's got some spunk.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Let her talk.

[Bobbo]

Are you gonna tell me?

[Caller/Listener]

No. I've been driving, listening to your show because I come to Dallas a lot from Tyler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

So. And now I'm relocating to Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of us. Good. I mean, you know, it happens. There was a kid who named his son after me. J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Did that turn out well?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're changing lives, Reverend Charles. See, my mentor. Everyone needs a mentor in life. And I had a mentor. And he comes in the studio and he's here right now. And he taught me about the spirit.

[JD Ryan]

The spirit of life.

[John Clay Wolf]

The spirit of life. Rc. I call him rc.

[JD Ryan]

So when you grew up around Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy. But then, Then he introduced me to rc. Reverend Charles. Good morning, rc.

[Bobbo]

You know, that's right. John called me RC for about six to eight weeks. Really? Nah. We on a relationship just like you had with the FedEx man. I said, oh, well, you know, John, when we first got together talking about that little, little, little bit pretty radio show. Yeah. I said, john, you need to look to the Book of Daniel. Everything's a chapter two in the book of Daniel. That line's den. It's got old hungry ma. And they're gonna stick you in it.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

And feed you to those big, great big cats.

[JD Ryan]

What you told me, I use the.

[Bobbo]

Word cats because it coasts me. He coached me for how to be on radio. And this is like a wolf den. Oh, I see the wolf den.

[JD Ryan]

I see the correlation.

[Bobbo]

Cause this be Texas him.

[JD Ryan]

So it's biblical.

[Bobbo]

And every time you bring somebody new down around here, like old Bumbo. Bumbo, get him in here. You get in the wolf den.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And those teeth is sharp. And Those wolves, they eat in packs.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You got to trust the Lord and carry a big stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Preach it now. What you take from all that, J.D. i'm not sure. But we got. I feel. But I feel better. I got preached to this morning. I have no idea what he said and I have no idea what I benefited from it. But I got something from it. And that's why you come here.

[JD Ryan]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why you come here.

[Bobbo]

Little bitty pretty. Catherine.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Kenneth and Weatherford. An 08 Saturn Something View with 130s worth 2G.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

2000 go to give me the vin.com and load it up maybe 1500. Jonathan. Jonathan. Jonathan and Galveston. Good morning Galveston. How the hell are you?

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Doing good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long time listener, first time caller. Let me guess.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're going to be. We're coming to Houston next Saturday and if you'll go to the John Claywolf.com page or the Facebook page for the show and reserve a shirt if you want to hang out with us after the show over by the Galleria. The address is there and you can pre reserve a shirt. That goes for any of our listeners at 17 Sierra Texas Edition SLT with 8,000 miles. Four wheel drive. How large is the lift?

[Caller/Listener]

Six inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you selling it if it's only your own? With 8,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm moving to New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Won't need a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to sit?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. New York City. I've lived there before.

[Bobbo]

New York City.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from here in Texas from Galveston. But work dictates I move back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you bringing your own women with you?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Because you don't want any of that stuff up there. It'll give you get some.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Can't be. Can't be Texas girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I mean who wants to make whoopi to an Eagles fan? Not me. Ron Jaworski is what I think of the week. Yeah, right. A17 Sierra. Have you already put the truck into our givemethevin.com system? I have not do that because it's gonna bid it wrong because of the lift kit. It obviously can't see the lift. It's not going to add it. Right. Does it have a but but you know it's typically 3,000 buck add on a 17. It's a SLT. Does it have navigation and a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No sunroof. Now it does have navigation. Like I said. Full leather bed liner, custom mats. You know the custom Fit mat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Got a custom. The custom body color, logos, a few other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. You know, I don't think it's 40 grand. I don't think it's 35. I think it's somewhere in between. I need to see pictures of it. Can you load it [e-mail] so I can see a picture?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's not even. Nowhere near close, though. But I think it's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it's a SLT without a roof. 8,000 miles. You know, they rebated them how much on that last big rebate at the end of the year, they knocked 10 GS off of them or 12. And you got to take that into consideration. That's the money. I mean, yeah, if you can buy a new one for 40 grand, yours is used and you have a lift, which is cool, but what's it really worth? I mean, I think the truck retails for 40 grand. That's what I think. So. I mean, I can't give you retail. I'd be out of business in five minutes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. He'll fit in well in New York City, though.

[JD Ryan]

He fit right in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Texas. Asking about a net worth, though. And you don't normally get that in east Texas. You do get that in Dallas. Dallas women will do that to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why she's moving to Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Hooter, we. We had the foot race. For those of y' all who just tuned in, you can go to John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook and see a little after work Miller light beer and BS Talking here holding my beer. I'll ratio. But you keep middle aged men.

[JD Ryan]

And I think people are misunderstood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hooter is Terry. Terry is Hooter. In high school, we called him Hooter.

[JD Ryan]

Middle aged man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the reason we called him Hooter was not because he looked like an owl.

[JD Ryan]

I understand.

[Turley]

And now he's a buyer with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the. Vince has been. He's one of our originals. But what's so funny is he's a very mild mannered person.

[JD Ryan]

Quiet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the nicest person that works in the entire company, probably.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know what you say is don't piss off a nice guy.

[JD Ryan]

Never. No. Especially in a bar. The quiet guy, when you piss off.

[John Clay Wolf]

A nice guy, they really get going. And about a year ago, we're lucky that someone. I think it was me, someone. I recorded Hooter I heard him swelling up when. When a buyer. A seller.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lied about a car that they sold.

[JD Ryan]

Got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went to pick it up. These guys get paid 100 bucks a car. That's how they get paid.

[Caller/Listener]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They ditched him.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, so. So if it goes south, you lose 100 bucks. So he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd had a few people ditch him in a few days, and he blew up, and I hit record, and this is what it sounded like.

[Bobbo]

Well, all right.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you have a good day. What the people, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What she did.

[Caller/Listener]

Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this man? God, me. I'm done. I'm done for the day. I can't take another no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it?

[Caller/Listener]

Greg came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger. He's gonna deliver today at 5. Caught, text him, called him twice, and then called him the third time. And he's in the. Doesn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer his phone because he's more of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than his wife.

[Bobbo]

You know what I mean?

[JD Ryan]

So what did he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he sell it somewhere else?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, he's just decided to sell another car. And by then, I wouldn't. I wasn't even gonna face this.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, go.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, hey, send me the VIN on that one. Let me hold your there. So I was watching Vine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, you know, have been nice.

[Caller/Listener]

For you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Caller/Listener]

What the, man? God, I hate. I hate. Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how it feels, man.

[Caller/Listener]

It's just, man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week, it's been one flake after the next, man. I don't know doing wrong. It ain't you, man. I'm just a magnet all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Magnet.

[Caller/Listener]

I am a magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car. Yeah, I did too.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not gonna throw the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm a liar. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if anyone listens. He's ever felt that way about a situation before.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but that is not normally the attitude in the buyer's office. It was just. You get pushed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we did now is when we make a deal with someone and it's committed and we dispatch transport, we have them sign a paper, and if they break up, we. We make. We ask them to honor a 250.

[JD Ryan]

Breakup, which is what you paid to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Save everybody's trouble and just to, you know, get it real. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can call in, I'll bid your car, or just go to givemetheven.com. good morning, line one. I've got 13 seconds and then I'm out. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

2016 F F 150 lariat loaded out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like 20 to 30 grand. Go to givemethe vin.com and load it up. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

To help save money, he told his business building's owner to choose carpeting for the new office. And now that he's seen it, he. It's gotta go back. Yeah, sorry, not sorry. He keeps his prized possession in his left front pocket at all times. That's right. A turquoise roach clip he stole off of Willie's tour bus. He doesn't bet on the super bowl except for the possibility of a riot in Philadelphia, because win or lose, that's gonna happen. You wanna bet? He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always get drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Radio Host/Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, have you watched that Tom Brady video on Facebook? It's really good.

[Turley]

The show. Yes. Yeah, there's a. I've watched the first episode. Episode. There's another episode that just came out too, where he's actually kissing his son.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the lips, which is controversial for.

[JD Ryan]

Those that don't know. Is this a TV show?

[Bobbo]

Is this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it's a Facebook show.

[Turley]

Yeah. Tom vs Tom or Tom vs Time on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook's really good. I have a new respect for the man. I hated him with a passion. I wanted to kill him, but now I respect him a lot. And if he wins on Sunday, then he deserved it. And that's. Takes a lot for me to say.

[JD Ryan]

The shows. What are the videos about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just his ridiculous work ethic.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And how nerdy he is and how he just cannot stop. And for me, he just works from sun up to sundown on this. He never stops. He's opposite of the. Of the talented guys.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[JD Ryan]

Just knows to the ground all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time what we say.

[Turley]

Mike, they're 15 minute episodes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

And you watch them on Facebook. That's where everything's going. You know it.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

On your phone you watch everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't just fly them in for games like they did Jefferson at Fast times. Good morning, everybody. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number 800, 800 radio. We had that hooter bit when he freaked out. I really enjoy that. It makes me feel good.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Just because he's so mild.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manners listening to people freak out.

[JD Ryan]

You do enjoy that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do. One of my favorite clips is Casey Cason.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking out. Have you ever heard it?

[Radio Host/Producer]

Oh, Charlie do you haven't had years.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the best clip.

[JD Ryan]

I'm so used to hearing Casey being. Hey, Mr.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Happy.

[Caller/Listener]

Now we're up to our long distance dedication and this one is about kids and pets and a situation that we can all understand whether we have kids or pets or neither. It's from a man in Cincinnati, Ohio, and here's what he writes. Dear Casey, this may seem to be a strange dedication request, but I'm quite sincere and it'll need a lot if you play it. Recently there was a death in our family. He was a little dog named Snuggles, but he was most certainly a part of. Let's start again from coming out of the record. Play the record. Okay. Please. See, when you come out of those up tempo God numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions and then you got to go into somebody dying. You know, they do this to me all the time. I don't know what the hell they do it for, but God, if we can't come out of a slow record, I don't understand it is Don on the phone. Okay. I want a God concerted effort to come out of a record that isn't a up tempo record. Every time I do a God death dedication now make it. And I also want to know what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week. This a God last God time. I want somebody use his brain to not come out of a God record.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is.

[Caller/Listener]

That's up tempo. And I gotta talk about a dog dying. Ponderous man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when and for those of y' all who just tuned in, good morning. I forgot we had that 9 o' clock hookup. So the last segment. Many affiliates in here. You can get the podcast at itunes with the John Clay Wolf show or go to the john claywolf.com or the Facebook page and the podcast there you can hear Hooters rant.

[JD Ryan]

We Had a buyer that kind of went on a similar rant. Not quite that bad, but a similar rant.

[Turley]

John does that all the time, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, yes. Oh, like, give me an example. Example. Shut up. I do not.

[Turley]

The pictures kind of dawned on me. So their drivers are supposed to take a picture.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Turley]

Of the customer when they. We purchase the car and give me the vent. Well, if the pictures aren't there, he loses it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't lose. I just get. I just tell him it's frustrating job.

[JD Ryan]

You've yelled to people on the air like that. Much less off the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, after you go to the bathroom, you need to clean wipe. And that's part of it, but it's not.

[Turley]

It's never. It's. He's talking about something else and he's like, and where's our pictures at?

[Caller/Listener]

Where?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[Turley]

Have we had any pitch? I mean, it's like the whole same ramp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. There's no dog that died. Do you have any recording of me freaking out?

[Turley]

I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did not happen. That is no evidence. That is all speculation.

[JD Ryan]

Just play last week's show.

[Turley]

Yeah. Just go to the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was.

[Turley]

There was a moment. Yeah. You did burn out a little bit there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I? Just a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Just a little bit.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Get a Casey moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Lafayette, Lake Charles, Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Oklahoma City, all the west Texas towns. Midland, Odessa, Abilene, Wichita Falls, Amarillo. I think we're back on the right. Amarillo station this morning. Shreveport. I don't know who all. What's that one? Temple. Temple. Temple. The airport. They're new. Classic rock down in the middle of town. We bought an airman's car the other day. We appreciate your service.

[Commercial Announcer]

Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Surfaceman.

[Turley]

We bought two actually on Thursday from Colleen Fort Hood. From Sean. Yeah, that area. He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah. Did we buy like a 4,000 mile? 0406. 6,000.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

6,000 miles. I like that you have a cool.

[JD Ryan]

Car of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we, we. We, we. We do. We have an Audi R8. And the. The cool car of the week was my Mustang Super Snake. No, no, no. A king of the road. So from a listener, we bought a 2009 Mustang GT, Shelby GT500 Cobra.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a KR, which is king of the road, which is like 100 more horsepower, but. And it has a little different look. It looks like a super snake. It was the predecessor. It was the difference between it was the tweener between the GT500 and the Super Snake.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They made 2500 of them in 0809. I remember when they came out, I was a Ford dealer and I ordered one and it never showed up. I did not get the allocation.

[JD Ryan]

They just didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this car had 1800 miles on it and we gave a lot of money for it. We knew we gave a lot of money for it, but it still made a little bit. So it was all good. Yeah. And we broke a record last week again at the Dallas Auto auction.

[JD Ryan]

How many cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

229.

[JD Ryan]

229 cars in one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. And we were going to have more.

[JD Ryan]

We're going to break it because you broke a record the very first day.

[John Clay Wolf]

The record we broke was our own.

[JD Ryan]

There you go. Well, there you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which was the all time record of Manheim Texas auctions. And we're going to break it again next Wednesday too, because we even have more. I was looking at the run list, Mike. It's getting goofy.

[Turley]

It's a lot of cars. There's a, there's a, there's a stretch of Lexus cars that. How did we acquire all these Lexus?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Turley]

I mean it. Did it come from. And you have a theory on Lexus?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the, the donut places, you know, in the nail places.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that there's like an underground of people that finance donut shops.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, King Chew Chew Donut.

[JD Ryan]

Trying to follow you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many donut shops have you seen with a LX470 or an LS460 out in front of it? And that's like when you make it to the Mary Kay level. Now before that, then how many Es Lexuses are out in front of those donut shops? So like big, big guy drives a new LX Lexus suv. The financier.

[JD Ryan]

Big money guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bruce Lee. And then the rest of them, they drive the same thing. Like the big money guy. Yeah, but big miles.

[JD Ryan]

They get the miles. Yeah. So they kind of get it after him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, I think, you know, with so many donuts you get a free.

[Caller/Listener]

Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then like, I don't know if it goes into like donut holes, apple fritters, sprinkles. I don't know how it all works.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm sure money laundering is behind all of it. However, there is a food chain, a Mary Kay setup, I believe, in the donut shop world. Have you noticed, like, they don't have permits. They don't have proper signage. They just pop up.

[JD Ryan]

They are kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, just all of a sudden it doesn't say much. It just says donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

And There's a Lexus LX470 out every damn time.

[JD Ryan]

Guys, no setup.

[Bobbo]

You got it all wrong.

[Turley]

Oh, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's here.

[Bobbo]

You mess up everything. The Rex is cost. Run out of money. You don't make that kind of money with just donuts.

[JD Ryan]

Donut holes. You don't.

[Bobbo]

Why you stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, I'm sorry.

[Bobbo]

The Jerry donuts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. Raspberry R. The money's in the joke.

[Bobbo]

Welcome clean Jerry donut money. Money's in the joke. And peeking Blanket white people rub pig and bracket make the Rex's money. That's why we don't go trade in.

[JD Ryan]

That's where you get it.

[Bobbo]

When you move from rexes to rexes, you sell to John K. Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Okay? Make better Dara make when he sells it to you.

[Bobbo]

That's what they don't no money for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You could use $4,000. You could rule the round of money comex to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like an Amway setup? I mean is it a. Is it a pyramid financier deal? No, I mean if you. If you earn out your donut shop or you like made guy and you can put on two more donut shops and then you bring on. They start in Camry's, they go Camry, then Camry XLE, then Lexus ES300, then the big body sedan, the LS. And then when you really make it, like the pink Cadillac moment is when you get the LX470. I've seen this for too many years. It's damn truth.

[Bobbo]

Crime directs this tree. It's just like frame.

[John Clay Wolf]

You climb the Lexus tree. Yeah, you're climbing the tree, Kim Jong Un. Like who?

[Bobbo]

You don't understand Orexa at all.

[JD Ryan]

You just buy the car.

[Bobbo]

Don't worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

We always bring another in two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but would you be interested in doing any barter like maybe some donuts? And. And I let's make a deal off air.

[Bobbo]

We give away donuts, but we never.

[JD Ryan]

Never lose money on a Rex's.

[Bobbo]

Okay, that's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[JD Ryan]

That means you stupid when you do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800. You never. He's the accidental racist. You never ever, ever lose money on a Rexus Lexus. Oh, gosh. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who this be? Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, this be Dan from Jefferson County.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Jefferson County?

[Caller/Listener]

It's Beaumont. Port Arthur.

[Commercial Announcer]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have donut stores down there?

[Caller/Listener]

You know what? We. Well, we have plenty of donuts. That's not the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have. What I want to know is.

[Caller/Listener]

What I want to know is, is, is Randy betting on the Super Bowl? Because I heard he's got a couple of prop bets. He's betting his nuts off.

[John Clay Wolf]

His nuts off. And he's going to join us. Randy the Chipmunk is going to join us in about 40 minutes, and we're going to go through his whole breakdown of his super bowl betting.

[Caller/Listener]

I will, I will call back in 40 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800-800-72-3,4. What is a prop bet?

[Turley]

So, okay, so there's different types of prop bets out there. Thousands. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Sure. For instance, but to find that that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a Michael Turley, other than just.

[JD Ryan]

Winning and losing, that these are other bets, like, yes, that kind of thing.

[Turley]

What Gatorade is going to be dumped on the winning coach?

[John Clay Wolf]

What color Lex. This is going to be at the donut store in Beaumont.

[Turley]

Yes. Those are all the side bets.

[Bobbo]

How many times will the announcer say Gronk instead of Gronk House? Correct.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, yeah.

[Turley]

And you can have fun with them.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do this, Bob? Do you do the prop bets?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do?

[Bobbo]

I don't bet on anything but poker and blackjack, man, and I ain't doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how does that work out?

[Bobbo]

Pretty well. Good. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like a little side income. JD Are you a gambler yourself?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not really. I do the Texas lottery.

[Bobbo]

I did a couple of bucks here.

[JD Ryan]

And there because I don't drink, I don't smoke. I figure, what the heck I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I, I gamble on cars so much that I, I, I get all my gambling needs. Go.

[JD Ryan]

That's true. You gamble. You do gamble every day. Oh, like a junkie with real money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a junkie.

[Turley]

So you're not going to join the office bets that we got going? We have some prop bets.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, what are the prop bets we have? Because, I mean, are they.

[Turley]

And we have squares, are they funny? I mean, no, they're just, you know, they're just actual serious ones. But the squares, that's just roll of the dice.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever played squares before?

[Turley]

Well, then you're perfect to play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sign me up. Put me down for $20 with a prop bet.

[Turley]

Okay, awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio is the studio hotline and we have plenty lines open if you'd like to call in this morning, I'll put a number on your car. Also. I'll bid it if you'd like to sell it and, or you can just go to givemetheven.com real quick.

[Caller/Listener]

Quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

[e-mail] we're going to hire about 30 people over the next 45 days, 50 days, 60 days.

[JD Ryan]

Where do they should, where should they live?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth, Texas. That's where the office is.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Period. End of story. They live in Fort Worth. The job is in Fort Worth. Jobs at give me the vin.com Also, we partner with a leasing company in Houston, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you were interested, if you've like had a good success, you know, a large career, if you know your stuff in the car business, been a fleet manager, used car manager, would like to get into the leasing game. Put in, go to jobs, give me the vin.com and submit your resume and I will forward them to my partner in Houston over by the Galleria. If you'd like to be a leasing agent, those guys can make a really good living, too. It's not for everybody. You need to know your stuff. But jobs, give me the vin.com for buyers in Fort Worth. [e-mail] for leasing agents in Houston. JD We've got 14 seconds. I didn't give you much time.

[JD Ryan]

A real quick time. Well, we have a real quick story out of Zimbabwe. A pastor who attempted to demonstrate the power of God by walking on the water was viciously attacked and killed by the crocodiles over the river he was walking over. Stunned onlookers said, actually the pastor had prayed and fasted the whole week before, unfortunately, so had the crocodile organized.

[John Clay Wolf]

And DJ Prek, we have a white, white, black, Latino or other that we're going to as soon as we get back.

[Turley]

Yes, sir. And all I can really say about this one is, well, ain't no thing but a chicken wang.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

We'll be right back.

[Radio Host/Producer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

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[Radio Host/Producer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the one minute, one minute drill thing where we bid a lot of cars real fast? I don't want to bid them real fast. I just want to slow down. Life's been going by too fast, Hurley. I got to put the brakes on it. You know, I know this. If you're not first your last bit, then I'm kind of getting burned out. Zach, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, man? Where you calling from? What's your story? What the hell?

[Caller/Listener]

80 miles east of Dallas. I got a 08 GMC Envoy Denali with a 5, 3. 100,000 mile. 100,250 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an S10 Blazer with all the gear.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a envoy but a Denali and 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Click on it. Envoy Trailblazer 08.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. 7,000, 6,000. 6 to 7,000?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I mean, plus 7 be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Can you load it up into. Give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com and you just put your license plate number or your vin number. Push a couple of pictures on the info part. Put John said six to seven on the air. Here's the truck and we'll come out there. We'll come out there and pick it up and get you paid.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Pay that man his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, whatever. 800800 radio is a calling number. Remember, February 10th, next Saturday we are going to be live in Houston at do an in person listener party. If you go to john claywolf.com you can see the address. It's right there by the galleria. Free parking. Free Miller light. We're gonna come off the air and then hang out with you guys in the first hundred registrations. Get free average rough for clean. Sell that T shirts and we'll be doing the same thing in Dallas soon. We just wanted to see this thing in Houston. Go first. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Foreign.

[Radio Host/Producer]

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Givemethevin.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Run A dmc?

[Turley]

Ah, that's the original Aerosmith Big Lips.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the Run DMC version better in seventh grade.

[Turley]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I'm wearing these Adidas sweatpants. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I noticed those right out of the 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

They look great. Absolutely. Good morning, everyone.

[JD Ryan]

Never go out of style, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line four had a good experience with us. Well, dj, line four is not there. I can't see our call. Thing screwed up. Good morning. Who. Who am I speaking with?

[Caller/Listener]

Raymond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raymond, what you doing? What you want? What you calling me for, man?

[Caller/Listener]

I told you. You sent me and my wife over to. We was driving around one day to your show. We're trying to get a new car and I called you and asked you where the best place to get a new car is. Well, you sent us the Vandergriff and that took the shot. We had a good deal. But what I want to know is work. Get one of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that T shirt if you'll go. We're going to put them up for sale on the website after next week. And the. We're going to put the money towards Operation Airdrop. Yeah, give me about a week. About a week. We're going to. We're going to give them away at the listener party next week in Houston, the first hundred guys. And then I'm going to give some away at the auction. Then we're going to put them on the website where we sell them, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you very much and I enjoy your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Good morning. You're on there. Who's this? Hello, Hello, Hello. Goodbye. Hello, Good morning. You're on the air. My call. Things messed up. Work for a tobacco company. Same policy as beer company. Cheryl and Beaumont, is that you? I don't know. This isn't gonna work, right? So. Okay, DJ Pre K. White, black, Latino or other. It is that time again.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

What's going on?

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[Turley]

All right, so for this week's story. You know, I usually do a crime or something, but today I got something a little unique up in Philly. They usually ain't got to worry about seeing they team up in the super bowl or nothing. So for the past 20 something years they've been doing something called the wing bowl where a bunch of folks get together to down as many chicken wings as possible. But since the birds are actually going to the ship this year, it must have pushed these folks over the edge because one contestant broke the world record of chicken wings eaten in 30 minutes by eating 501 wings in 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not wings, but wang wa ng.

[Turley]

Yeah, with a Z at the end. And that beat the previous record of 444 in 30. So I want y' all to guess the race. The race of this wang eating monster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a woman or a man?

[Turley]

I don't know what you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a man, obviously, but it could be a woman. If it's a woman, it will change my guess on the race.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I think a big Vietnamese woman could really, really eat something, knock something down. You ever seen one that big? They could just. Just mow down like a snow plow. A bunch of chicken wings maybe from Tonga, but not. Yeah, well, maybe. That's what I meant. Okay, so another Chinese, Japanese. What's the difference?

[JD Ryan]

5, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I mean?

[Turley]

Wings, Iceberg blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bloomberg. And it's a bad joke.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Great big black guy.

[JD Ryan]

No, I'm gonna go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just gonna be stupid and like. Like a bubba.

[JD Ryan]

Great big old black guy, 35 year old white male who works at the oil change place down the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah. It's only either white folk or Asian folk that do these eating contests. Right? It's the only tea and they don't like wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

They Asian people.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on.

[Turley]

Never seen them. No, it's a white person of some sort. Yeah, it's gotta be.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like them pigs in the blanket, though.

[Bobbo]

In competitive eating, Asian competitors have really, really impressed me over the years, you know.

[JD Ryan]

You study this? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. This has got to be an Asian man.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

A tiny, skinny Asian man. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiny skinny. Why tiny skinny?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. They all are.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how is that. How do they fit all that in there? Because they focus.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

But you've seen them. The guy ate 200 hot dogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Kobayashi.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. What.

[Caller/Listener]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the common denominator with the math skills in the hot dog eating?

[JD Ryan]

Because they focus. They understand how to focus and how to meditate.

[Bobbo]

There's an internal component too. It's like the difference between a. Like a. Like a gas burner and a diesel truck, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Well, straight by.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I wonder who. Okay, let's go back on the rails.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why can an Asian person program computers so well, do so well in school? Be a walking calculator and just like shotgun hot dogs and chicken wings.

[Bobbo]

Just super successful, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're thin and they're not fat.

[Bobbo]

Just super successful at everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I need to start hanging down a little Vietnam in Houston. Okay, there is an area. Yes. Hey, when we go to next week, why don't we stay there?

[JD Ryan]

Why don't we stay there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd need some of that to rub off on me.

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could use a little bit shover. Masculine.

[Bobbo]

He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's got nothing to do with racist.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm admiring. Okay. I don't know. I said big black guy. JD Said white guy. Turley said Asian. Bob, what's your take?

[Bobbo]

I. I think it's an Asian man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Asians. DJ Prek, Whitey, Blackie B. Rad, eight Mile himself.

[Turley]

That is the answer, man. This is a surprising one. We got Molly Skyla, professional eater. And she's a 100 pound white woman. Wow. With all these piercings in her ears and face, she's pretty hardcore, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many wings did she eat?

[Turley]

501.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what time frame?

[Turley]

Half hour, 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shit. Stop it.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[Turley]

She did it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you send. We put. We put a picture up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I definitely got a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need see to see this. I got to. Is she attracted?

[JD Ryan]

Sixteen a minute.

[Bobbo]

Sixteen wings a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, matters what you know, huh? The beauty is in the eye. The beer holder. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[Radio Host/Producer]

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Crank it up. It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you love them when they're little?

[JD Ryan]

I love them when they're little.

[Bobbo]

I love the Isley Brothers, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When they're little. If you could just give them a little shot and keep them little.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, your kids too, especially puppies. They grow up but they're just like kitty cats are cute, but they grow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up to be cats. Michael Jackson was better when he was little.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he got a little strange afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Jackson five years were his best in my opinion. Opinion in my humble. He's great.

[JD Ryan]

I kind of thought Thriller was pretty good. His best time even.

[Bobbo]

Off the wall man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the wall's pretty good.

[Bobbo]

Awesome. Yeah. That's the third grade. That's what the third grade sounded like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the wall. How old is he here?

[Bobbo]

I think he's 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Shut up Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Will you ask me anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like eight.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, eight or nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

James Brand got. James Brown got it from him.

[JD Ryan]

Get on girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me jump back twice and kiss. JD Your. Your eyeball fell out yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

The eyeball did not fall out. I had a very strange scary thing happen on Thursday. Very strange. My eyes suddenly got dark and I got a giant finger looking thing that showed up in my eye. I mean started going blind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell that. Did you tell that guy to take. Did you tell the proctologist to take his hand out of there?

[JD Ryan]

No, I did not at all. Actually I went to the retina guys guy turns out renal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[JD Ryan]

We get it. I'm just trying to get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all get it.

[JD Ryan]

I'm trying to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, do you know why the proctologist changed hands during the exam?

[JD Ryan]

You're going to tell me, aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said cuz it was so bad he thought you might want a second opinion. Okay, so what's wrong with your eye?

[Bobbo]

I just had.

[JD Ryan]

I had a retina tear which happens to anybody really at any age. But the older you get, it can happen. It's a retina tear which makes everything. All of a sudden this looks like you're looking through pantyhose with one eye and it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's just so I. That's exactly what you enjoy.

[JD Ryan]

It just got really scary. So yesterday I had a complete stranger shoot a laser into my eye just to basically seal the red.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're happy then.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you have no patch.

[JD Ryan]

No, I have no patch. They said do not cover it, do not try to favor it. Just let it go. But I had laser. Emergency laser surgery.

[John Clay Wolf]

They welded your eye back Pretty much.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty much.

[Bobbo]

The.

[JD Ryan]

The retina can pull away and you don't care, but that's the case.

[Bobbo]

Don't look at me like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they could just fix STDs so quickly, the whole revolution would come back. Studio 54 and everything.

[JD Ryan]

Laser beam into my eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your eye red now?

[JD Ryan]

No. No, I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look like you have a red eye.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Are you a bit of a hypochondriac?

[JD Ryan]

Where would that come from?

[Bobbo]

I'm just asking. No, because we're friends. I mean, you would tell me.

[JD Ryan]

Why would you say.

[Bobbo]

Say that? Not even just a little bit?

[JD Ryan]

Dude, I've never been sick because it.

[Bobbo]

Seems like there's always something.

[JD Ryan]

Like what? Other than this.

[Bobbo]

Not always.

[JD Ryan]

Other than the retina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you want to argue with somebody?

[Caller/Listener]

No, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, listen, listen.

[JD Ryan]

I got a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. I have some fun.

[Bobbo]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one says he is pissed off in that John owes him 200. Y' all bid this and he got that on trade. He's cursing a lot, so be careful on trade.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we. Are y' all ready? Sure.

[Turley]

We're gonna enter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enter the lion's cage. Caller on line one. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not much. Why. Why are you in such a good mood this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, because I was listening to this show on my way out to the ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Did you dump him?

[Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

I mean, he's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what a. So he got four. Four words out, then he had to drop an F bomb and we had to dump it. And y' all don't even get to enjoy his.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna call radio station and say stuff I can't say.

[Turley]

Yeah, I could pretty much guess his argument. Well, I. You guys offered me so and so on your computer and that didn't beat the CarMax offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you owe me a hundred dollars. It's very simple. If Send us your Carmax offer. If we don't beat it. We will. We will. See, the trade in deal, they cover up money.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just is. And if you. If you're angry enough to cuss on federally licensed syndicated airwaves, and that tells me that you probably aren't very smart and that you probably fall for those tricks and that's fine.

[Bobbo]

And if they only exceed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm not.

[Bobbo]

If they only exceeded 200, I mean, they didn't stroke it nearly as much as they're able to in a trade in.

[JD Ryan]

Right? They. They. They took care of this guy by promise. The dealers did.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean, hypochondriac? Oh, you just. Because I don't check because I check my cholesterol. When was the last time you checked your cholesterol?

[Bobbo]

We're not married. I mean, I didn't mean to openly.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just asking. I don't ever get sick, ever.

[Bobbo]

And you don't seem stressed out, but you seem to have a lot of medical anomalies.

[Commercial Announcer]

Like what? Just.

[JD Ryan]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stuff.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this is wrong, and that is wrong. I mean, I'm not calling you. I'm not calling you. Okay, that.

[JD Ryan]

That guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's strip club.

[JD Ryan]

When was I wrong? When was I sick?

[John Clay Wolf]

You were never wrong. You were never sick.

[Commercial Announcer]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was I sick? I don't know, but I hear what he's saying. No, I'm just. I'm going along with him because I. I feel it.

[Bobbo]

I've got a picture of you wearing a mask not four weeks ago in.

[JD Ryan]

The fire, going around killing people. So I went. We had a guy in our office with the flu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typhoid Mary sat next to him.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously, Typhoid Mary sat next to me for 10 days. Then I, strangely enough, got the flu.

[Bobbo]

What would be your best advice, your best life advice?

[JD Ryan]

Don't come to work if you have the flu? Is that hard for you to follow?

[Bobbo]

What? You're always bugging me about what?

[JD Ryan]

Your cholesterol.

[Bobbo]

You never do.

[JD Ryan]

You're a little overweight. You don't watch what you eat and you drink, and that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shot right there in the crotch. Crotch shot.

[Bobbo]

Like every time I land on community chest, I got to check my cholesterol now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just called you a fat ass. A little overweight. If I said that to my wife, she clocked to me with out of the chair.

[JD Ryan]

I love Bobbo. He knows that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, she's not.

[Bobbo]

I've been a fat bastard. And as soon as I check my cholesterol, as soon as I get involved with doctors, oh, it's over for me.

[JD Ryan]

That's it.

[Bobbo]

It's over for me. I ain't doing it. I ain't doing it. You ever heard of already L. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of angry people, we got line one back. Line one guy. Listen, if you cuss, I've got to dump you and I've got to hang up on you, and we won't hear what you.

[JD Ryan]

Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me. Let me tell you the words you can't say. You can't say the S word. You can't say the F word. You can't say the M F word. You can't say the C word. Even though we don't like Hillary Clinton. Now, there's a few other things you can't say, but I bet you understand. So are we. Do we understand the ground rules?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is bothering you, sir?

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, I just tell you I'm sitting in the courthouse parking lot in case you want to throw me in jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I don't want to throw. I just can't get in trouble because you.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, I'm not going to say anything. I'm going to be nice. I'm going to try to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Anyway, so I called a few weeks ago. You know, you made me some ridiculous offer on my Ford Escape, and then I sent you some pictures and all that crap. And then you sent me even a bigger ridiculous offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been a miley piece of junk. How many miles were on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Man, there was 61,000 last time I called. What year it was? 2010. You know, all this stuff. I mean, you only buy about three or four cars a day. You ought to remember all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, we. We sold 230 on Wednesday. I don't remember these things.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, listen, go lie to somebody to believe you, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we'll. We'll bid about 300. 350 cars today, and I can tell you that an 08 Escape is not popping out.

[Caller/Listener]

Dude, I didn't say la. Clean your ears out, okay? I said a 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you've got a basic ass car. Just a basic, basic.

[Caller/Listener]

With the SLT package.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. That changes everything. Dude, I didn't realize it was an xlt. Oh, my God. Hang on. I had to hang up on him because I was fixing to cuss.

[JD Ryan]

I know you can't believe you missed such a good, good deal. Why don't you give him all the money? I mean, all the money.

[Bobbo]

Explain to the layman in the audience what an xlt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal. No, no, no, no, no. I've been doing this. I've been in the business for 27 years. I'm 45 years old. I started when I was 18. This guy is a dealer of sorts.

[Turley]

Yes, there's no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's a jealous man and he's calling to throw shade on us. That's what this is all about.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And he's sitting in the courthouse parking lot drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, He's a thing. Yeah, he's a real good dealer. You're an alcoholic from way back.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you could smell the alcohol through the phone. That's cool. It's fine, man.

[Bobbo]

That guy should Definitely have his cholesterol.

[JD Ryan]

Never park in the parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he's a little overweight?

[Bobbo]

I think he may be, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So what is your cholesterol? Baba, what's your cholesterol?

[Bobbo]

I have no idea.

[JD Ryan]

Doesn't that concern you, a middle aged guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your sperm count, Babo?

[JD Ryan]

I don't need to know that.

[Bobbo]

Plenty.

[JD Ryan]

I love, love, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many children do you have?

[Bobbo]

4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, there was a girl. So Baba worked. I had a dealership up in Vernon Wolford Dodge. And that's where I met Bob. And he was working up there. And this kid comes in off the street. No joke, daddy. She was 14 or 13. Just like him.

[Bobbo]

JD was.

[JD Ryan]

Did it end up being your daughter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right it is.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember? What's her name?

[Bobbo]

Savannah.

[JD Ryan]

Savannah, how many kids you have? Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How old? How old? Hang on. J.D. how old was she when you met her? Fourteen. Fourteen just comes in off the street. Knock, knock, knock.

[Bobbo]

Nobody told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she still in your life every day?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen her a while?

[Bobbo]

Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, was it just that? Was it like a hit and go?

[Bobbo]

Listen, she's got a dad and she's got a lifetime. Lifelong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you believe that you're her father?

[Bobbo]

I think it's very possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the pictures that I saw in the person that I saw and then the pictures of you at 14 is more than very possible.

[Bobbo]

Man, if you knew her mom, it's. It's absolutely possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what's that mean?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, you know, her mom and I were very close for a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very short time, so. Do you call her Christmas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I get in touch.

[JD Ryan]

That's a lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we get her on the phone?

[Bobbo]

Why don't you get her on? I wouldn't even know how.

[JD Ryan]

What was her point?

[Bobbo]

I usually try and chat.

[JD Ryan]

What was her point of coming in to meet you? Just to say hi. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. She stayed for a little while. She moved in with you. I remember this. When did you get Kyle Casey on the phone? He'll straighten this out.

[Bobbo]

The daughter didn't stay with me. Her mom stayed with me for a while. Oh, 14 years after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think it's your kid?

[Bobbo]

I think it's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, don't give me that.

[Bobbo]

I don't listen, check a box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes or no? It's my dog.

[Bobbo]

Have no control.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's not about control.

[JD Ryan]

He wants no legal connection here because there's money to be paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's not. Yeah, I mean she's 18 now.

[JD Ryan]

Well, but there's back child support.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, that was. That was 2009.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while, man.

[Bobbo]

Nine years ago. She's 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a statute of limitations, so check a box. Yes or no? It's my kid.

[Bobbo]

There's no middle box?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I don't know. It hasn't been proven scientifically.

[John Clay Wolf]

You okay? Baba won't talk. But I want to hear from our listeners. If you had a child come, if you met your child, obviously it wouldn't be the women. Men. If you met your child, you know, five years or longer after they were born and you had no idea, or better yet, like 15, they just walked up and, you know, a man named sue kind of deal. I love. I'd like to hear that. I. I don't. I. I just think that's amazing. Can you imagine how shocked you would be if a kid knocked on your door and he looked just like you and he talked like you, and he'd be like, hey, dad would blow me away. Yeah. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 rating. And what do the bombs tell the kids for all those years?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Where's dad? Okay, now I'm gonna find. Finally tell you where he is. What was the point of all that? If she. If she.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Talladega Nights, she told him that his daddy was a sorry, no good bastard. He did show up at the school that one day, and he told his son, if you're not first or lesson. That was the first time, the last.

[Bobbo]

Time he saw this woman. Had an old man when we got together. And I didn't realize that at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's an old man?

[Bobbo]

Well, she had a husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so is that why you're trading lightly?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you know him?

[Bobbo]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's courthouse, man. What's up? Hey, I gotta go to break. Bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope he keeps calling all the day and starts changing his voice.

[Turley]

Poor Pre K, he's hearing it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Do you have any more black, white, Latino or others today?

[Turley]

Yeah, I got another one for y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you. We got 10 seconds. Fluff it real quick.

[Turley]

Well, we got somebody that broke out of jail, broke back in, man. And you'll never believe what he had with him this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back. I want you to. To if you don't mind, Carl, I'd like you to stay out and help.

[Bobbo]

Us on some songs.

[Caller/Listener]

One of the greatest guitar players, as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well as songwriters and singers in the business. Appreciate a little help on the guitar.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you, Carl.

[Radio Host/Producer]

GiveMeTheEven.com presents Crank it up.

[Commercial Announcer]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is this boy named Line 1? Had a kid pop up on him in Troy, Texas. Line three. Had a kid pop up at 29 years old. Robin Houston, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had a son show up on you or a daughter that was 29 years old, or you were 29 years old?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I was 29 years old.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I showed up at my dad's doors, his doorstep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're the kid.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm the kid, Yeah. I was the kid. I was fooled my whole life about who my father was and then actually, believe it or not, had a drunk uncle one night tell me, and then my wife actually set it up, and then it was kind of the same situation that y' all were talking about earlier that they were. He was worried about child support and whatnot, and. And then that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all friends today?

[Caller/Listener]

Two months. Yeah, we. We're pretty close now. But, yeah, it was real weird at first, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was he? And did he have any idea you were out there? Obviously he did, or your uncle wouldn't have known. Wait, your uncle would have been your mom's brother?

[Caller/Listener]

No, but it was actually my uncle from my aunt, so it was my. My mom's sister that told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think. Did your dad know you were out there for 30 years?

[Caller/Listener]

Come to find out, he hasn't actually said it, but I. I think he did. It was actually one of the original teen moms, I think, because I have a sister that's two months older than me. So he knocked up two people at the same time at 15. So I think that was one of the circumstances.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can promise you she wasn't the original teen mom. You haven't ever been to Oklahoma, have you? Or Louisiana or West Texas?

[JD Ryan]

Virginia.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure. It was. It was weird. But not none more. I mean, bygones or bygones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all look like each other?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it was definitely weird. For sure. For sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lots of similarity. That's. How old was he when you knocked on his door? So you were 29? Let's just call it 30. How old was he?

[Caller/Listener]

He would be. He was 45 then.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. So, 15.

[JD Ryan]

Are you angry at your parents for not telling you earlier? Just wondered.

[Bobbo]

Because you said I was lied to.

[Caller/Listener]

I was. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

But I got over that. Because there's nothing you can do about it.

[JD Ryan]

You know, they did their best. They made a choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there a guy in your life that you thought was your dad all these years? Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. There was. Kinda, in a way, all you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do is be nice to him, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. No, everything made sense then. Everything all made sense. And I, you know, I don't hold a grudge with anybody about it, but. Yeah, it was a crazy, it's a crazy, crazy time for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You grew up thinking one thing and all of a sudden you go, everything I knew about my childhood is kind of different.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what the definition of mass confusion is?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Father's Day in the ghetto. Boom.

[JD Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen, we'll be here all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. 800 Elvis sing about it. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. Line two, you're on the air. Hello? Is this him?

[Bobbo]

It's sir. XLT is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. Hang on. 20, 10, 60, 000 mile escape with an XLT package. Are you there?

[JD Ryan]

Passed out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's breathing hard at me. Yeah, he just sent in a text, said we're not allowed in Dallas County. Dude, I'm.

[JD Ryan]

Get out of the courthouse parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas privileges have been revoked. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean when he says he's sitting in the courthouse parking lot?

[JD Ryan]

He said I'm in the courthouse parking lot.

[Bobbo]

Well, I know, but is he saying he's some kind of law enforcement?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't know.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line five. I, I, I'm going screenless. I can't see who's calling. I don't know anything. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hey. Hey. What you got?

[Bobbo]

You're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're on.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I, I couldn't tell if you're talking to me as some law officer or something. My name is Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Richard.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. Okay, I've got a 96F350XLT package.

[John Clay Wolf]

One ton, dually four wheel or two wheel driven?

[Caller/Listener]

It's two wheel with, with a 7.3 liter diesel motor.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got 200 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab, extended cab or regular cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going to be between a thousand and four thousand, depending on what it looks like. With 200, it's never going to bring four. It's going to be between a thousand and 2500. Maybe three. I need to see.

[Caller/Listener]

2500 to be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and start with taking pictures of it. Good pictures. And when you get to give me the vin, it says upload pictures. And you can just tag them right off your phone and it'll push them to us. Your license plate number. And then we'll know what we're looking at. We'll get right back with you with an offer.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey man, I want to tell you I listen to you guys every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm calling from a little town I live in. Buena B U N A Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buna, Texas. AC DC Buena, Texas 200000 mile 96 power stroke 7.3. Now. Now we're getting serious now. Now the show just raised to a new level.

[Turley]

Get you a dip in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean damn. Hang on now.

[JD Ryan]

Jasper County. Population 2,142.

[John Clay Wolf]

Son, we got AC DC rolling. We got 200,000 mile 50 year old trucks. Pinch of skull fine cut Wintergreen Duna, Texas.

[Turley]

Somebody threatening to kill you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody killed me and took my Dallas. A guy in a Ford Mild out Ford escape took my Dallas privileges away.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I thank you by might be my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. My son just showed up. Junior, where have you been? Why do you think I'm your dad?

[Bobbo]

Hey dad. Load me 10 loan me 10 loan you my.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Aunt Fetterman.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That comes from Sweetwater.

[Bobbo]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my brother's kid, not mine.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm all out of corn nuts. I figured $10 made. I wouldn't have to bug you for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you $10, would you go on?

[Bobbo]

Well, till I run out of cord nut. Okay.

[Turley]

Well this is not a bright one here.

[JD Ryan]

I hooked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go over to Bucky's. Get you some of those Bucky gold nuts.

[Bobbo]

Thanks dad.

[Commercial Announcer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-72348. I love you. I love you too, son.

[JD Ryan]

This brings up a whole new idea with the. With the people showing up. Do we need security next week at the party?

[John Clay Wolf]

There will be security there because of the alcohol.

[JD Ryan]

I understand. And demand for the average rough and clean T shirts has been over the top. Printing a few more, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

So you go online. Go to john clay wolf show.com and you can get all the information there. The celebration begins at Noon Saturday the 10th. That's next Saturday. You want to give the address?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over by the gallery. You can get it off the website.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, gotcha. It's from the party. We're on the air till noon. But the party is noon till 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Right. And you come out there and a free beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free beer.

[JD Ryan]

You're sure you're going to give our man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

No pets, no kids under sweat, no firearms, no ex wives bringing kids that you didn't know about. That's a new policy we just came up with.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're bringing that into the checklist.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Team Turley, I didn't tell you. So we, we, we. We got. We've been discovered by disco. By the History Channel.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

They saw one of our many pilots that we put together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, 100 years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what happened is a lady in LA has a friend in Baton Rouge that listens to us, and she was like, hey, do you have any good personalities that. That we should. I'm looking for a show. And gave him some parameters. He said, you ought to listen to this. So she found us, got you. And yesterday, Ima on the air, I'm doing a Skype deal. I did it with her and then I did it with him, this producer. And they're asking me all these stupid questions.

[JD Ryan]

All right, Producer questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because they're doing a Skype for this pitch reel.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, tell me, say this, John. I just love going through rusty old barns looking for classic cars. I'm like, dude, if you want it.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So I say it and I'm like. He's like, say it again. I'm like, you know, first of all, show me your Skype and make sure you got your pants on. You sound like, like enjoying this too much.

[JD Ryan]

Are you in the barn now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Are you in the barn now, John? Tell me what you do when you're scrummaging through old cars in. In rusty old barns. I'm like, dude, I don't do it. I have people. I pay people to do it.

[JD Ryan]

What are you wearing?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but for the TV show, will you do it yourself? Yeah, I'll do it. I'll do it. But I was like, hey, man, if you want to just knock off Richard Rollins, why don't you just call him?

[JD Ryan]

They're looking. Sounds like they're looking for Pickers meets Richard Rollins.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what I want to do. No, that's not at all. No. I mean, we'll buy classic cars. Yeah, but we, we call cool cars unicorns. If it's got real low miles, and it's. It's something special once in a while. And it's 20 years old, 10 years old. Anything's really low miles or special. I call them unicorns. So we start getting into this weird unicorn thing. Like, tell me about unicorns. That sounds really weird. It was kind of weird. It was kind of weird.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

I'm g. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a little weird. I was like, okay, well, so what are we do. Tradio. It started out as tradio.

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, he wants to. They wanted to do a TV show on tradio, on tradio radio shows. And then he got into us, and then they changed their scope and they want to. They want to do something with us. They just don't know what. I'm trying to tell them what to do. And they're not listening to.

[JD Ryan]

They want to dig through barns.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to dig through barn.

[Turley]

I mean, it's been done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's been done. Come up with something original.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they'd really follow us around with cameras, that's what's good.

[JD Ryan]

A hell of a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the show.

[Turley]

From that to the buyer's office. I mean, there's plenty to go on.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[Turley]

I believe we just had one buyer just storm out, you know, quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[JD Ryan]

I don't even want to know about what.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that lost his leg at the auction that works for us, he got his foot ran over, right? And he's such a die hard that he had to clip his leg off. He's on.

[JD Ryan]

I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he just got an argument with another guy and he pulled his leg off and hit him with it.

[JD Ryan]

God, tell me that doesn't make great television.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but no, they'd rather Dr. Go around Hay Barns and look at old cars.

[JD Ryan]

They all look at TV and they go, oh, pickers. How many do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How can we sell this 27 times where nobody cares.

[JD Ryan]

That's what they do. They don't reinvent television. They just look at what's on and they go, what's the variation of that we can do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Justin Timberlake has half halftime show surprise for the bowl.

[JD Ryan]

You don't hear something funny when they say, jt's gonna do halftime. You know what I thought? How old I am. I thought, James Taylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, last time he did it, he ruined the broadcast business.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you very much. Why are they letting him back up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

He really did. He got us all in trouble. He started this nipple gate Yep. He started the whole thing. I think he's gonna nurse his grandmother and she's an Indian God on the stage.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think that's gonna happen at all. But he's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a text. You know what? He's the accidental racist.

[JD Ryan]

But the guys, the two people that started this, Justin Timberlake and Jackson, they got no trouble at all. They got no fines. They got nothing.

[Turley]

They're entertainers.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD.

[JD Ryan]

Wouldn't radio people do it. We're entertainers.

[Turley]

Well, we're on the lowest totem pole. Entertainers go.

[JD Ryan]

I work in the. In the circus shoveling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're hiring buyers at the Fort Worth Buy office in Fort Worth, Texas. The job is in Fort Worth, Texas. [e-mail] Also, if you'd like to be a leasing agent in Houston, Texas, go to send your resume to jobsgivemetheven.com and we also need drivers, drivers and retired gentlemen. We need retired gentlemen and ladies that aren't in such a hurry about life and that don't have to go get the. Their kids and all this stuff. All the. I'd love to have a fleet of retiree drivers. Go to [e-mail] Let me ask you.

[JD Ryan]

Because we have drivers that pick up in Houston. We don't need them in Houston, though. They start from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have plenty.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Houston. So Dallas, I think we need some more she Turley. I don't know. But anyway, drivers in Houston and Midland, we're going to need some as well. And Austin and San Antonio. Just the drivers. Having your name on file doesn't hurt a damn thing. [e-mail] Remember, we're also going to hire some leasing agents in Houston, Texas. If you know that business or you think you'd be good at it, go to send your resume to jobsgametheven.com have a lot of cars on deck. We're going to bid here at the minute. In a minute. In about three minutes. Quick interlude and be back with a lightning round. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[Commercial Announcer]

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[Radio Host/Producer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, J.D. hi, Bobo. Hi, Turley. I'm going to take a few calls real quick.

[Bobbo]

Where'd you get the gun, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Line one. I don't know your name. What's your name? Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

Am I line one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes. Go quick. The wolf pack in the background. Are those your kiddos?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's my kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are y' all calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Calling from Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank your kids. That's fun. That makes me feel good. I gotta keep rolling. Bring them to the party. Come next weekend. Bring them to the party. We won't give them any beer, but we'll give you some. Line two. I don't know your name either. Our phone thing's messed up today. Is this the Dodge 08 Dodge from Midland or Abilene?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Billy. Billy, take a left. Billy, take a right. Billy, go straight. Billy will be in the clear. 144 cabin chassis, four wheel drive. SLT. Is it? It's a SLT. Does it have the flatbed on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it the good boxed one or the cheap farm one?

[Caller/Listener]

The CMT. Whatever you think is CMT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was it 3500 or 6500 hundred on the dollars.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 3500 with the optional icing transmission that normally comes on the 5500. This truck will haul anything you hook to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will it haul Bobbo's fat ass? We need to be careful if we're hooking that up.

[Caller/Listener]

It'll do that.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We might need to get this thing then. Hey, I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, in Midland, Odessa, all those hotshot drivers going down the road weighing 30, 35,000 pounds. They have an ICE transmission. That's what this is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that truck is worth right around $10,000. I need to see pictures of it loaded [e-mail] My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. I have a couple of people that said kids popped up on them. Y' all stay hooked. We'll get you on the flip. Be right back.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

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[Caller/Listener]

You guys make me like laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[Radio Host/Producer]

And now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little Abba. You gotta love that Abba. Love that Abba. Money coming in the mail. The in laws are coming in town from Denmark. I have a father in law that is not just a hell of a lot older than I.

[JD Ryan]

Well, it's because you married kind of young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she was 13, 12 and a half. Depends on what time of the year it is. Years younger than.

[JD Ryan]

I don't say that the way you said that. She was 12 or 13 years younger than you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's not the way you sounded.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Complete different.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you. So yeah. You married the nanny. Can we say that? No, my bad. We'll hit that. I don't know what the rules are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Double hit. We have acen.

[JD Ryan]

You married younger than you. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. J.D. the door is right over there. You might want to go air out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[JD Ryan]

What I miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Turley]

Did have surgery, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. Last week we had 8s bombs dropped on the show by callers. And the good news is they're so comfortable that they do that. The better news is we have such a great delay system that none of it gets on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Did we had the guy today. I think his fourth word in was the F bomb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all good.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I was just going by the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's take a few calls please. But yes, the in laws are coming for. For three months.

[JD Ryan]

For three months. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they haven't been his. Her dad hadn't been over in seven years. He's got a break and we've been. I've been Been practicing the Danish with my children with his grandchildren and teaching them how to cook. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Do they speak English?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I mean I see your wife on Facebook and she's writing in what looks to me to be gibberish. But of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

New boot goofing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[JD Ryan]

So they speak English when they get here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody in the world speaks English.

[JD Ryan]

Do they ever no, they don't. But on the other hand, when they want to talk about you, do they. Do they talk in their own language?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, when they talk about me, they definitely talk in their language. When we're sitting in the dinner table, it just. I'm tuned out. They start running, rambling in Danish.

[JD Ryan]

They're jamming on you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now it's. It's my. My kids are here, you know, their grandchildren, they don't really speak Danish, so besides, the Muppets cooking moment, they do do that.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. It keeps life interesting.

[JD Ryan]

Do you know any language? Any of her language? What is the language? What's it called?

[John Clay Wolf]

Danish.

[JD Ryan]

Danish. Do you know Danish?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

At all.

[JD Ryan]

High.

[John Clay Wolf]

High is like, bye, bye, my Lord.

[JD Ryan]

You're married to a woman that speaks that language.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have a hi and hi. Hi. I is something. And y'.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[JD Ryan]

I would learn. I love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Talk for Mel. That's. Thanks for dinner.

[Bobbo]

Okay, look at Jeanette and just say, they're commercializing town.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, you don't. No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks for dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for dinner. Line two. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. What? Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. On the brew.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got for us?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2016 Subaru BRZ.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know those pretty well. That was a. Hang on. What's the other one? So it. That. It's not a Subaru, it's a Toyota. Is that right? It's a Subaru.

[Caller/Listener]

The Scion.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the Scion called? It's the same.

[Turley]

Called TC or whatever.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure. They don't make them anymore because cyan went out, so I'm not sure what they were called.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway. Is it. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's got the standard sports package. It's a limited edition model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather. Suede? Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man. They have to come with a stick. Okay, this limited edition is only made in a stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 16 with 22. No moon clean Carfax. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Hyper blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's electric blue, which is okay. No, no, I mean, is it like bright blue?

[Caller/Listener]

Now, there's a difference because the hyper blue is the limited edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good lord. This limited edition sounds like it's gonna cost me a bunch of money. She is not getting off this limited edition.

[JD Ryan]

Very limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very, very limited.

[Caller/Listener]

Very limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, just 12 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 12,000. Buy it.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

You didn't pull my car up and look at it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not. But I just wanted to go ahead and set the, set the tone for. We're not getting in the upper teens because you keep throwing this limited out at me. I've lost a lot of money on these cars over the years and the best way to figure out what something's worth is lose a couple of thousand on it. And every time I get my greasy little palms around one of these BRZs, I blow a thousand bucks. And the more you talk limited, the more I want to run because what makes the difference is the sunroof. And that's why I keep talking sunroof and you keep. I know, but there's a reason. Do you want to. Do you really think that the car is more desirable without a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a hot rod motors have something special that I don't know about? Because not having a roof and being loud blue is not a big factor in the, the value of these things.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, well, look it up and check it out and I'll call you back next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just go to givemetheven.com and load it and let the. The computer bit. The, the. The money's probably average MMR on this car. I'll bet you anything's going to be 14, 150.

[Caller/Listener]

I bet you not. But I'll put the VIN in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. Let's look. Let go. Go. Put it in the system. In the call back. Tell me what my computer bid it at. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars right here on the radio station.

[Radio Host/Producer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the John Clay wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I've got a backpedal old gal from Oklahoma's right. I was wrong.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So she was wrong. The way she was describing it, a Limited is worth 1314 in a Subaru.

[Turley]

Brz, but it's not called a limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not called a limit. It's called a hyper blue model and that is a hot rod model and I was not familiar with it. So you did stump the chump. So there's one for oak Oklahoma and one less for Texas. And I will. I will give about 18,000, I think 17 to 18.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, good. So she was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now she's nod her head. I thought so. I knew so. So you're right. You're right.

[JD Ryan]

She'll call back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a lot, but I can't know it all.

[JD Ryan]

I miss our drunk in the. In the calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the stalker Ford Escape.

[JD Ryan]

I miss him already in the 2010 Ford Escape.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, whatever number.

[Caller/Listener]

Daddy, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good tune. Rush Limbaugh is on the ISDN and we need to bring him up.

[JD Ryan]

We haven't had him all day. Big, big week, too, with the State of the Union.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, John.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

How's it going out there in Tejas?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. How's it in Florida?

[Bobbo]

A little Espanol on you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flow data, Floyd. Data.

[Bobbo]

I feel like it's wonderful time. A lot of people don't realize about me, but in radio, in the radio business, we have something called ratings that they do usually starting around March, thereabouts. Nobody takes a vacation. We all have to work for spring break, by and large.

[JD Ryan]

Other professionals, Right.

[Bobbo]

The real talent.

[JD Ryan]

All year.

[Bobbo]

Not talking about program directors or any of your administrative talent, general manager types, the salesman and all that. My spring break occurs every year and I've done this for 20 years.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You have time off between the State of the Union address and the Super Bowl? Oh, gives me about five, six days to relax, drink as much scotch as I can stand.

[JD Ryan]

You do that when you're working?

[Bobbo]

Well, only at night, though. This is a 24 hour. May I say, balls on the wall.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Full rush party.

[JD Ryan]

That's this week.

[Bobbo]

We have a great time. I've learned so much this week.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Bet Bruno Mars, right. Came down on Tuesday. Do you know what they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Those Cubans. Puerto Ricans.

[Bobbo]

You inject grapefruit with human growth hormone.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Then you cut the top off.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody said this.

[Bobbo]

And drink it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Chase it with whiskey.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't.

[Bobbo]

That's how he stays so thin. No, that's all he eats.

[JD Ryan]

He works out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grapefruit.

[Bobbo]

He's a hell of a dancer and he speaks very good English.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobbo]

Personally surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Filipino.

[Bobbo]

I tell you something. And we had a lot of celebrities for this thing. Our esteemed president Donald J. Trump couldn't make it.

[JD Ryan]

He's busy.

[Bobbo]

I had a bit of a constitutional crisis, not to mention an angry wife. But I understand we had lots of celebrities out for this deal. Look, did you know that Wynonna Judd isn't nearly as big as she sounds? What a beautiful girls. All those Judds. I wish. I wish Naomi could have made it. I've always been a big Judds fan.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Every time I see him nowadays, it's not very often anymore. You know, they stop touring. I think. What a great pair of juds.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I think that Rush has been drinking. His BS is a little rough this morning. Have you taken your Percocets? Because Rush, I don't have your normal vibe.

[Bobbo]

I'm surprised you asked me that, John. Actually, I just popped three. It's been about 40 minutes ago.

[JD Ryan]

Did you.

[Bobbo]

One of them. One of them has hit for sure. You. You can't see. You can't see my eyes from there. Right over the. Over the mighty isd in line that you pay for. Yeah, but I'll tell you that the second one's gonna land just any second now. That's why I'm equipped with Eggo waffles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. What?

[Bobbo]

How'd they help to take a little bit of the Percocet edge off.

[JD Ryan]

Never knew this.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no. Well, I mean, it's not just any waffle. You can't eat them raw like that 11 girl on the TV show on the Stranger Things. Okay, I don't know why everybody likes that show. What a stupid bunch of hunky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush is so high he can't even finish a sentence.

[Bobbo]

You have to have the Mrs. Butterworth.

[JD Ryan]

We started on the State of the Union. Now you're talking about pancakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to win the Super Bowl?

[Bobbo]

Rush this year? I'll tell you, it's going to be Patriots all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you, El Rush.

[Bobbo]

Not because of any special talent, but because they cheat. And that's a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Rush Hour on loan from God, Blake and Plano. Randy is coming in the studio in our number four.

[Caller/Listener]

We don't miss him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. Damn it. But you can stream it. Go to the Brew in Oklahoma City or the Eagle down in Baton Rouge and you can stream it off of there.

[Caller/Listener]

Or.

[JD Ryan]

Or just the podcast John Claywolf dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you stream it off John Claywolf dot com and click the. The live stream. We'll do it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I want my lunch break. Give me a break. Damn it, man.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you are here.

[JD Ryan]

I'm on my lunch break. He was in Fuzzy Tacos. We had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody wants white people. What do you. What is it that you have to Say, Randy, I'm just not that interested in you today.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What? JT's asking about super bowl bit. I think he's having money troubles a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I'm trying to wonder. What? How can I make some money on this deal?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, you wore that. That same shirt three weeks in a row.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

You're the big gimmick. How do you notice that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's wrong with your eye?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all red.

[JD Ryan]

Lasik surgery.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Something else.

[JD Ryan]

You bet it's too hard. Why? Okay, you gamble.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Look, last year, smart money was on the Falcons to cover, right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Three point spread. What could possibly go wrong? Patriots are gonna win, but the Falcons will cover the spread. Falcons are 28 up. Patriots come back and win by six. Lose your money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not good.

[JD Ryan]

So you're not betting anything?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My Uncle Scooter lost his tail on that.

[JD Ryan]

Literally lost his tail.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He literally lost his tail. Now he got some coyotes over at the zoo to take that bet at one and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, guess what? It didn't come in right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they took it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They literally, literally took his tail. Yeah, which is lucky because you know about coyotes, right?

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't know anything about them.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They ain't like cartoon coyotes at all.

[JD Ryan]

No, they're not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Catapults and Acme Rockets.

[JD Ryan]

That's a cartoon.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Coyotes will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I ain't joking.

[JD Ryan]

And your tail.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, there ain't no smart bet on this game. Except for the Eagles. He's gonna lose.

[JD Ryan]

They are, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Or are they? I mean, did you see them kill the Vikings?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they killed the Vikings.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Tom Brady. But Rob Gronkowski and. And this is what everybody always forgets. Patriots are cheaters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they do.

[JD Ryan]

Rush said that as well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes, they do. So only smart bet on this one is whether Justin Timberlake's gonna show his wee wee during the halftime show.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good bet. No, what are the odds?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, it's like five to one that he doesn't really. So I gotta pool.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The Timberlake halftime wee wee pool. Y' all want a square?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's just $40.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll take a square.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And there's only 50 squares on this pool. And they ain't all full on wee wee. You can bet that he does or you can bet that he don't. You can bet that Janet Jackson comes out there and rips his paint off.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And you can get as many squares as you want.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, tell your friends. Help. A chipmunk out.

[JD Ryan]

Yo, I'm in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all come over at the tree tomorrow, all right? I'll be taking prop bets on the side. Sharonda's making queso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Queso.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're gonna be rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy, for the game, boys. Good morning, Billy. In with a 2010 F250, 71,000 mile stroke. Is that you?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what city?

[Caller/Listener]

Straightman, Texas. You know what I said?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stephenville.

[Caller/Listener]

Steepman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steepman. Steepman. Steepman. No. What's near?

[Caller/Listener]

South course? Canada down there. Halfway between Fairfield course, Cana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're not too far. We can come get it. So we've got a 2010 F250, 71,000 miles, which is great miles for that kind of truck. Does it have leather? Leather sunroof and navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather?

[Caller/Listener]

No, just. Just got a cloth seats, carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an XL or an xlt?

[Caller/Listener]

Xlt.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we just had a S bomb. You bombed me, Billy. You can't do that. You can't say S on. On FCC broadcast here. Okay? Does it have carpet? Does it have carpet or vinyl seat? Yeah, I mean, carpet or rubber mats?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got carpet and. And the cloth seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the grill chrome or black?

[Caller/Listener]

Chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's an xlt, so I'm going to bid it as an xlt. If it's an xl, we got to dial it back. Does it have a long bed or short? All. Most of the F250s have short beds, but some XLs have long beds.

[Caller/Listener]

It's not a real short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this. Okay. Go to. Give me the vin. You can just put your license plate number in or your VIN number. Take some pictures. Let's look at this thing so I know what the hell I'm bidding because I'd love to buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks.

[Turley]

That's the reason why you invented the website right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just that call right there.

[Bobbo]

Perfect. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the trucks especially, they just get so wild. Did you see the 1956 Chevrolet truck that was converted to a western hauler?

[Turley]

We're on it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[Turley]

We're waiting for some more pictures on it to see if it still looks like that picture they sent us from 1985 when they had it built?

[JD Ryan]

It's like a glamour shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it was. It was. It's pretty neat.

[Turley]

I've never seen anything like it. It's got, like, a western.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what it's worth, but.

[JD Ryan]

I like it said you buy cars like that that are so unique.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course we'll Just scrummage through old barns with video cameras on us like.

[JD Ryan]

They want you to do for that TV show.

[Bobbo]

Just like Blair witch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, line seven. Is this Richard and walks Hatchie? Richard and Waxahachie. No. Who's this line seven? Who knows? I'm screwed up today because. Hey, what you got, Jeff?

[Caller/Listener]

2014 Dodge Challenger RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation, sunroof, pistol grip, stick? Is it the classic version? Tell me a little bit about options.

[Caller/Listener]

Leather navigation, no sunroof. It's triple black on the outside. Red and black.

[JD Ryan]

Triple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Triple black means black convertible top, black car and black guts. It's not a convertible. They didn't. So it's a.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. No, no, no. They were telling me that was the color option. It's. It's the black kind of sparkly paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

They were saying it was a. Some kind of special paint. I'm not sure. Anyways, it's red and black. Interior. Interior. It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they telling you about the special paint? Whenever y' all were negotiating payments and they needed 20 more dollars a month, Is that when they brought in the special paint line?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no. When I first looked at the car, I had them bring it to their dealership from another dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And they were explaining to me because I was like, the car looks gray. And then the car got there and it's black. It's. It's a real dark, dark gray, black. But it's got some sparkle to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a RT classic, RT plus and RT shaker. Is it either of those?

[Caller/Listener]

RT classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what, what, what, what. What are the miles on it again?

[Caller/Listener]

40,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got the old looking cragar wheels, good looking, but the. The old school looking. And the. It says challenger in the old emblem because that's the classic.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not. Okay, then it's not. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here we go again. This is why we do the website. Is it a stick or automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory 20 inch wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm 18 grand. If you'll load it into givemetheven.com with some pictures. I could give more. I just need to see it so I can figure out exactly what it is I'm looking at.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Still want to plug the big party next week? The 1000th show. John Cleveland wolf party show is the next Saturday at noon after running after our show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[JD Ryan]

Houston in Houston, Texas. Right. You get the directions@john claywolfshow.com John Claywolf John Claywolf.com and we'll be there again. We're going to come out from noon to 2. Free beer. Bring your, bring everybody, but don't bring problems. Ex wives, kids, you didn't know you had guns, anything like that, don't do that. But you can get your free average rough or clean T shirt by going to John Claywolf.com and we are doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The show in Houston, Texas. And at noon when we get done, we're going to walk out and meet our listeners that would like to join us for a beer and a free T shirt. So if you go to john claywolf.com and put in your name and reserve your T shirt, xl, medium, triple xl, whatever size you need, they'll be waiting on you free of charge. The first hundred T shirts for listeners are free and then the next hundred will go to. The proceeds will go to Operation Airdrop.

[JD Ryan]

Very good.

[Turley]

Maybe Romero, Tony's dad will travel with us. You never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He might. And he's coming on the show in a moment. And remember, the podcast goes up about 1 o'. Clock. You can also get the podcast@john clearwolf.com stations that stay on for the next hour, stay hooked. Some of you guys, we're gonna lose. We're gonna lose the buzz in Houston, we're gonna lose CPS in Dallas. I think that's the only one we lose. Stream stays up, Stream stays up@john claywolf.com and you can get our number four. Go to the podcast if you'd like to sell your cargo to givemetheven.com remember, for if we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks. Send us a picture of your Carmax offer if we don't beat it valid. Pay you 100 bucks and we come to you. Unless you've got a junker, then sometimes we ask you to drive a test to make sure it.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sure it's going to run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, other than that, we're going to lose some of y' all and the rest of y', all, we have a good action packed hour number four lined up. And remember, next Saturday, Houston by the Galleria, listener party at no noon John claywolf.com.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Give me the vid.com you guys make.

[Caller/Listener]

Me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Radio Host/Producer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presentation.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one guy saying he loves us kind of sounds like the guy that was threatening us earlier. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Strange Line 6 Lafayette, Louisiana One of a kind Porsche Good morning bride.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What you got? I. Here's what, here's what I see. You've got a 02911 with 49, 000 miles. So my questions are, which one is it? Is it a 4? You know, is it a C4? C4s. A cab, a coupe, a Targa, a turbo?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a Carrera. The Carrera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it two wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

My dad's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it is not an S body. So S is like Kim Kardashian. Hips, big ass, wide body is what the S is. Is it a C2S or just a Carrera?

[Bobbo]

Is it a S?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's just a Carrera.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a removable top?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It was, it was originally owned by the North America Porsche rep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And when, when he ordered the car, there's no badges on it except for the Porsche emblem on the front and some of the panels, it's got black leather and some of the panels inside have the same car, the same color as the exterior of the car, which is Zanzibar red. And that car was not offered in that color that year. And he ordered it. Obviously he worked for Porsche and he has all the, that has all the documentation in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a fifteen thousand dollar car to me.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a six. It's a six speed. How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen G's.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you all this special stuff. Nope. Please, please don't take this the wrong way. Nobody cares unless it's a big badass engine. Mustangs, Camaros, whatever it might be if we start talking special and limited, it needs to have all the horsepower. And on a regular C2 Carrera, you've got some cool color options and badging, but that's not a big swing. So I'm sitting here looking and I've bought several of these. I bought an O3 with 20 the other day and I gave 21 for it in a cab. This is not a cab, but you know, convertible. This car is worth 15, 16, 17 grand and a lot of it. Every single one of them have oil leaks. They just do. And to fix it, it cost $8,000.

[Caller/Listener]

And if you have done that, it's been done already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you know, it could be worth retail 20 GS if I'm buying it 16, 17 GS.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's also had the performance exhaust system put on it and the, it was tuned at the fact that Porsche dealership in Houston. I don't know if that makes a difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just, it just. When you get into sex appeal items, it needs more umph. It needs to be an S, it needs to be a turbo, it needs to be a target. Needs to be some more umph to get into that higher money that you're wanting. And again, again, I, I buy and sell 250 cars a week, or really do. And I've lost my ass more times than you can count. I mean, we lose money all the time. And so the reason that I know when to pull back is when I. What I'm telling you is just from raw experience, I work the wholesale market. I work the now money, not distressed money, just what's it really worth? So anybody. People buy cars from me and they go mark them up 3,000 on the Internet and they take a thousand dollars from more.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get more retail for a car than I'm going to give you? Yes, always. No, but a lot of times, sure. Especially if you can offer financing and warranties and all the customer stuff that they want. I'm, I'm on the top end of the wholesale business and I, my customer is a dealer. I have a deal with Berkshire Hathaway Automotive. I sell them, tons of cars. I sell tons of cars at the Dallas Auto auction. A lot of big notes. Dealers I sell to directly. And, you know, I make 300, 300 bucks a car. That's what I do so that, you know, I got you. And If I give 20,000 for something and sell it for 21 and I ship it from Lafayette, Louisiana, and then the one thing you forgot to describe, like, I have to go get a wheel fix and I have to go get the car detailed. I've got to do this, I got to do that. If I spread a car a thousand, after all my expenses, 3, 350 is the clean money on it a lot of times. So that's the world I work in. But yeah, I mean, you know, you can ask $20,000 retail for it. Hard money now, dealer money wholesale. 16, 17 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, John. Well, birds of a feather may flock together, but United Airlines this week shot down one of the travelers requests for an emotional support animal. She was trying. This is in New Jersey. She was trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

She was trying to get a peacock on board. Spokesman for United said this animal did not meet guidelines for a number of reasons, including its weight and size. We explained this to the customer three different times over the phone, and they still showed up with their peacock. One passenger was quoted as saying, that lady is nuts, as he boarded Southwest Airlines with his emotional orangutan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that a bit of a animal racist kind of?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Qualification giant peak?

[JD Ryan]

No. How's that a. An emotional support animal? Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how is any of an emotional.

[JD Ryan]

Because dogs are. They. Can they get proof that dogs help people? Dude, birds talk. Dogs don't talk. The birds. The peacocks don't talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peacocks don't talk. But they're birds.

[Bobbo]

Pardon me, my good man, but I'm a peacock and I can talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a rooster that talks English.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Oh, please. You smoking Zo Norris or Cluck? Our friend.

[Bobbo]

I forgot. He's out in the.

[Turley]

Cluck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get over here.

[JD Ryan]

I forgot you do actually Cluck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show JD you can talk, John.

[Bobbo]

You know, talk about these peacocks.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Peacock on an airplane.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever been on a plane with a peacock?

[JD Ryan]

No. That. No.

[Bobbo]

There ain't nothing but two kinds of bad.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God. I can understand.

[Bobbo]

First of all, the pretty peacocks is all male.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to deal with that.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

The ugly peacocks is too ugly to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lay the right eggs.

[Bobbo]

Peacocks is nasty. Nasty birds.

[JD Ryan]

No big bird belongs on an airplane.

[Bobbo]

If I come home to my coop and I see peacocks in my coop, uh oh.

[Caller/Listener]

What happens?

[Bobbo]

Kluck gonna have a problem. Yeah, we gonna solve that right away.

[JD Ryan]

What would you do?

[Bobbo]

I'd kick those peacocks out of my coop.

[JD Ryan]

I got.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Keep the hens in.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Peacock ain't nothing shy. Big old lizard.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, they all like a barrel of snakes. You peacocks ain't a more dishonest animal in the world.

[JD Ryan]

So there'll be no peacocks on United Airlines.

[Bobbo]

I've been all over the South. Every time I meet a peacock, he trying to sell me those feathers for $40. They ain't worth $40. They grow on two a day.

[JD Ryan]

I know. I got you.

[Bobbo]

Peacock's a hateful animal. Okay? I once met a peacock, drove me to the fair and tried to charge me $40.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What? Okay.

[Bobbo]

And Cluck don't play that.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

I'm all about the hens.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Bobbo]

Because my name is Cluck and I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

We have more news. We have more cars? We have more anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a Denali online too. Good morning. Ken in Houston.

[Bobbo]

Oh boy, oh boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken in Houston, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I think this is Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Chris, I'm sorry, I'm. Our, our phone thing's broken today. I can't really tell who I'm talking to.

[Caller/Listener]

No problem, no problem. I just want to check the, the value of my vehicle. I mean I may entertain, trade it in soon. But I love my truck. I got a 2016 Silverado. It's a LTZ, it's Z71. Got all the bells and whistles, a bigger engine in it. It's got 37. And I've had it for coming up on two years in April, May.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it doesn't have all the bells and whistles. I say that because it's just, it's weird with these more expensive trucks, the sunroof becomes more, more and more of a swing option. It's like the difference.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you know, I thought that was in the high country. I didn't know that was an option in the ltv.

[John Clay Wolf]

They, they are. What color, what color is your truck?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive Z71 with 37,000 miles. What's bumper to bumper warranty? Is it 36 still on a. For. On a 16. So are you just, are you just out?

[Caller/Listener]

I actually, I actually opted to do 60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

60,000 miles or five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, it's gonna be mid to low 30s. I just need to see some pictures of it. And if you get, when you get more serious, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll hang a hard number on it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Mid to low 30s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, appreciate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Brown Sugar. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio video is the call in number. Good morning, Corpus Christi. San Antonio, Austin, Oklahoma City, of course, all you guys in south Louisiana, we've got four affiliates down south Louisiana. Four, four.

[JD Ryan]

Get a lot of cars out of Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do, we really do. But you know, because we're on the Dallas market. I've been buying cars in Louisiana for 22 years.

[JD Ryan]

Drive. You still drive over there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been because now we've got the connection with everybody where we can do it over the givemetheven.com site. But yeah, for 20 years I drove two every weekend and I have a little airplane I flew. I bought it in 99 to fly to Louisiana and I haven't flown it in Six months, I just don't have to go anymore. Which is great. But there's a Dallas. The Dallas market is the pinnacle market for the southwest United States. You've got Dallas, Manheim, Pennsylvania which is basically on the New York City market. Sure. Orlando or not Orlando, slash Atlanta, Riverside, California. Those are the big hubs in Arena Auto auction up in Chicago. But Dallas, dfw, Dallas Auto auction is next to Manheim, PA. Is the largest auction in the country. So we bring that top end wholesale money to these places like South Law, Louisiana. So we, we have a larger customer. It's just math. Dallas Fort Worth has five and a half million people.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why say that? Why is, why is Dallas higher than Houston? I don't know. I just don't know.

[JD Ryan]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe it's because. Because the Oklahoma dealers and the Chicago dealers and the, these dealers could get to it quicker.

[JD Ryan]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

California dealers. But Dallas is definitely a higher market than Houston. I've been buying cars in Houston, taking them to Dallas for wholesale profit for 22 years. Don't know why. And Houston is a hell of a car town. But anyway, that's why really, the nicer, more expensive stuff, the better the car, the bigger of a difference I can make. Because in south Louisiana you have a lot of people. In Louisiana as a whole, in these smaller markets you have plenty of people. Money. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when they go to trade in their two year old $80,000 car, there's not plenty of people in those markets that want that.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if they have that kind of money, let's call it what it is, oil money.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They buy a new one.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. They just move on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So these dealers call me on those trade ins and I bring them up here and remarket them to my dealer base in California, New York, Dubai. Dubai, Dubai. Overseas money. Yeah. So there's a lot of different angles that we have with these cars. Absolutely. We export plenty of cars. Yeah, yeah. Different. And that's why. What color is it? What color is it? What color is it? Especially in Range Rovers and exportable cars. Yeah, big difference.

[Bobbo]

You don't ever worry about your, your pickup hub in Louisiana, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[Bobbo]

I mean, strip club's pretty much still running that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you bring up a good point. Do I worry about it? No. Should I? Probably.

[Bobbo]

He called earlier in the week and he's worried. He's seen a lot of those chem trails. He says.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah, L.A. what's a chemtrail?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's from airplanes.

[JD Ryan]

Where they're trying to kill, oh, chemtrails, like chemicals.

[Bobbo]

There's a whole subculture of people that think that they're spraying something from airplanes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I understand there's a. They're called contrails. And it's a real simple science thing about airplanes going through cold air.

[Bobbo]

It's condensation.

[JD Ryan]

Condensation coming off the wings and the jets. It's pretty simple.

[Bobbo]

Strip club thinks they're trying to control the weather. Spray him so that they can bio.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, in south Louisiana, if we can, to pick it up. You'll meet strip club DJ and his mom, mama lil. And they're quite the pair. They're. They're very safe. They do not bite. No, they're extremely friendly. If you offer them food, they will not take it out of your hand. They're wonderful folks, but they're very fun. And strip club is a rennie. He was a strip club DJ and then he got into the radio business. And he's a renaissance character. And he weighs about, I don't know, four, four, two, four, eight, quarter.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big boy.

[Bobbo]

And he can show you hidden cameras you didn't know you had.

[John Clay Wolf]

His feet are probably an 18.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huge, huge man.

[JD Ryan]

Big guy. He looks like a Rennie character.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just does Renaissance. My name is John Clay Wolf and we have to go to commercial break. That's so fun. Commercial break. Grab a cup coffee. We'll be right back.

[Radio Host/Producer]

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Oh, yeah. We're back.

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[Caller/Listener]

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[John Clay Wolf]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

96 Vent 07 Rover. I'll buy an 07 or over. Number nine. Number nine. Number nine. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. For those of y' all who just tuned in, we will be with you for the next 30 minutes. Started at 8 this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we did. And next week, big party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, big party in Houston, Texas on ESPN975 down there. In Big H Town at their studios, Alabama street, next to the gallery. If you go to john claywolf.com you can register for a free T shirt and see the address and all that good stuff. Jeff Woodlands. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey John, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Oh, seven Rover Sport HSC with a buck 14 on it. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White with tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so obnoxious.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this car was so awesome. These cars break my heart for what they're worth. Why?

[JD Ryan]

Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because his car's still beautiful. That sport package has the slanted rear hatch. It's just a great looking rig.

[JD Ryan]

And normally you say that's what sells. Sex sells.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To tell him this car's worth 8, $500 is not. I mean, when it cost, what did it cost?

[Caller/Listener]

New 90, 80, 75.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. Let me look up something real quick.

[JD Ryan]

How many miles again?

[John Clay Wolf]

115.

[Caller/Listener]

Buck 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buck 14, same thing. Have you been anywhere else and had any other opinions?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I come to you first. I've done business with you three, four times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, great, great, great. Let me look this up. 07 Rover. I think I get nine for it on my end. To the shippers, to the exporters. Let me look.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Land Rover, Range Rover. I'm going to look up what we call mmr, which is Manheim market report and it shows Recent transaction data HSE. It's not a SC and it has 114 and 127. Sold for 7. 92 sold for 82. 127 sold for 75 years, has 140 Carsworth. You know, if it's nice, no lights, no suspension problems, no airbag problems, no Range Rover problems. Basically right, you know, right. At 8,000 bucks and I, I think I can get 8,500 for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'll probably just put it on the deer lease for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's ironic is that is a hell of a. Just a. You know, people think of jeeps for the deer lease. This thing's a climbing bastard. I mean it's a billy goat.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's a great. I've owned Rovers for 30 some odd years. I've owned pretty much every one and this is probably my favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you decide not to put it on the deer list, you want to sell it? I think if you take it to my competitors, they're going to tell you six to seven and I would give. Yeah, 75 to eight.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Appreciate it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. What number strip club?

[JD Ryan]

Strip club's here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five. Number five. Strip Club DJ.

[JD Ryan]

Strip Club DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip Club DJs, meet Babo Bobo, meet Strip Club DJ. Good morning, everybody.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on, guys? How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, beautiful family work. Give a call right now. Get a deal on your wheels.

[Caller/Listener]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800,800.

[Bobbo]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD Ryan]

Get dollar bills out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that is. That is our own strip club dj.

[JD Ryan]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How has life been being a. Gimme the VIN delivery driver?

[Caller/Listener]

It's busy. And I love it to go to somebody's different person's house every day, get to meet friends, make new friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do people. People recognize you from the radio?

[Caller/Listener]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, really? Well, how. How far do you drive? I. I don't even. I know you live in Lafayette, Louisiana. Like, what's your territory? What's your turf? What's the furthest you've gone to pick up?

[Caller/Listener]

Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

And your mama right on the edge of Mississippi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mama rides out there with you, and then she drives one back?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep. She loves it. She is a absolute addict for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Well, I tried to get you to move back up here, but the cameras and the lights up here spooked you out. So we put you to work down there. So you get the best of both worlds. What are you picking up today, boss man?

[Caller/Listener]

Two Corvettes. I've already got a team out to pick them up. I can't drive them, so I have to hire somebody else to hire a vet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Kung Fu Chow. Are you, like, turning into the.

[JD Ryan]

To the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Kingpin distributor now? You're hiring people?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm hiring people, but especially for the Corvettes and the Porsches. I can't fit in them, so I have to hire somebody who can drive them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay, well, who's inspecting them?

[Caller/Listener]

Mama L is. I taught her everything you taught me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is that going okay? I haven't. I have. I have not heard any complaints.

[Caller/Listener]

Everything's going great. She's top notch. She checks everything. She takes them off the test drives with every button. Everything's great. She finds anything wrong, she calls the office and we go from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you've handed people our checks, has anybody said, what the hell is this? How the hell I know this gonna clear?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a whole little spiel that I give them about the checks that I was instructed to do so by logistics.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the spiel? I want to hear this.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Got your check for you right here. And you've been Dealing with XYZ in the office. Either the Laura, Tracy or Frankie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller/Listener]

If there's any problem with the check. And I hate that they make me say that, because as soon as I do, people get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you should never say that. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. Are you kidding me?

[Caller/Listener]

I was. I was told to say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. You got. You got somebody on the phone here with you that can make a decision. That's me. I started this mess. Don't ever say if there's anything wrong with the check, okay? Because there's nothing wrong with the check. The checks are all good. What. What? If anyone. If anyone is. Well, I wouldn't even bring it up. If they bring it up, they need to go to just Google, give me the VIN reviews, and read all of the hundreds of customer reviews of how happy people are. But when you walk into somebody say, hey, man, if this hundred dollar bill, if anybody accuses you of being counterfeit, you just call me. No, Right? See, he knows that I think that you misunderstood. He's just.

[Bobbo]

He's being distracted by the chem trails, John. They've got them all messed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad you called Strip, because I'm telling you, that is no way to start a conversation. If there's any problem with it. So how.

[Caller/Listener]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is this supposed to finish? If there's any problem with the check, then what?

[Caller/Listener]

Then call whoever the logistics lady is. She'll take care of it for you right away. I've been with the company since 2010. John's been doing this for 24 years. No one's ever had a problem with the check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but. But I wouldn't. I would say that. And that's all valid information, but say that if somebody asks a question, don't go bringing that up on the front side. This is gonna scare the hell out of people.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I guess I got some crosswind information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're a crossword our kind of guy, but that's why we love you. So, anyway, what we've learned from this call today, what we've learned from this call today is strip club DJ is now Pablo Escobar. And he has mules working all over Louisiana, shipping cars from east to west, north to south. And one thing we've realized is on the money part, don't say, hey, if there's any problem with the money, because there ain't no problem with the money. There ain't a problem unless there's a problem. There's never A problem. Right.

[JD Ryan]

What if somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the whole thing about this whole company is the oddity is it's a dot com, and we're doing it all online. And the one thing that people could be weird about is that the money's no good. So it's very important that there is no question about that. And the way to clear that up is Google. Give me the vin.com reviews. And you read it and read it and read it. And everybody says the same thing. The only thing they ever bitch about on our reviews is a. If we kick a car because it's got engine noise, we get there, it sounds like it's got chipmunks in the motor. It happens, and we turn it down. And I mean, this happens 1% of the time.

[Bobbo]

One very, very, very, very few.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they want their payoff. You know, we. They want all their equity up front. Sometimes we don't give it because if there's $40,000 worth of equity, we need the title. So we give them half the equity, and they're like, where's the other half? Like, where's the title? Get us. We made the payoff. Call your lender, and then we will fund immediately the second we get the other half of that title.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we can't get our money until we get a title.

[JD Ryan]

You call the bank, you get the title. We give you the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we call the bank and we get the title, but we don't give all the equity up front.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but my point is you. You need to bug them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You call because you are their customer. We are not. When we call their bank to bug them, their bank's like, you're not our customer.

[JD Ryan]

We can't talk to you anyway. Real simple. Don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, that's right.

[JD Ryan]

And also, what if somebody hands you the keys, you know, and said, hey, if it breaks down down the road. Well, wait a minute. Yeah, wait a second. Oh, I'm not buying it. Then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's the same thing. Strip. That makes sense.

[Caller/Listener]

Makes sense. I understood, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love you, man. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

That was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're remodeling some office space up here. I don't know if you've noticed. Have you noticed the carpet next door? Yeah, it's bad.

[Bobbo]

It looks like it came out of the Overlook Hotel.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Normally what happens is somebody picks the carpet when we're doing remodeling. Who picked that?

[John Clay Wolf]

The landlord.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you let the landlord pick it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Where was the bowling alley that he was otherwise refinishing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he got a bargain on the carpet.

[JD Ryan]

I know he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was used off of another job, a motel. If you want to. If you want a good gut, chuckle, laugh. Go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and look at the pictures of our new office space that they just painted and carpeted yesterday. It's amazing. It might make you sick. If you're feeling a little ill before, don't look at the carpet because you'll puke all over yourself.

[Turley]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Okay. I could say this because I'm Greek. The landlord's Greek.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

You never ever ask a Greek to go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know, I'll pick whatever you.

[Turley]

Like because it's gonna be the loudest thing ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's just. It almost looks like something out of a movie theater.

[Turley]

Oh, it's loud.

[JD Ryan]

Movie Theater, Motel 6. What else? A really cheap casino. Not a good casino. No, One of those cheap casinos. Yo, if you're. If you're subject to vertigo, don't step into our office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the good news is we're going to cover it up with trading dust and a lot of furniture. So calm it down a little bit. But, yeah, when I saw that, I was like, oh, my God, is it too late to stop this? No.

[Bobbo]

D. I had a little bit of a flashback just looking at the Facebook picture, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a little acid reflux.

[Bobbo]

It just brought a little bit of that. That flashback. They always warned me about flashback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you take us out flashback style, Bob?

[Bobbo]

We'll be back with more of John Clay wolf and his band the wolf pack on flashback, brought to you by gibbethevin.com.

[Radio Host/Producer]

After this. Presented by givemethevin.com if you don't have.

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[Radio Host/Producer]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really enjoy the show.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

You'Re doing a great job by Joy Li.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Antonio.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shelby GT350. Let's see if this guy's still here. Are you still here. This guy Steve.

[Caller/Listener]

I. I am. How are you guys doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. I'm sorry. I just saw this song. Our call screening setup is broken today, so I'm not getting the messages very fast. Okay, we have a 16.

[Bobbo]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or 17. What year is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2017 Shelby GT350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you want to sell it? It's brand new.

[Caller/Listener]

Because I'm gonna be buying the 2019, 2020 Shelby GT500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I had an 09 King of the Road Shelby GT500, a KR this week with 1800 miles. If you're a Mustang nut, you know what that is?

[Caller/Listener]

I sure do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty cool. I wish I hadn't sold it. I already have seller's remorse. GT350. So you're going to trade this car in no matter what because you're gonna get the tax credit on it and I don't have a chance of buying it.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that's the thing. I'm either in. I mean, I could wait a year and a half from looking just to get out of it now at this point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you might want to just sell it now. Okay. So does. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's lightning blue. With the white racing stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

White and blue racing stripes. 8,000 miles or 7,500. Is that correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 7,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I want to give 49 and you're gonna make me give 50. That's how this is gonna go. Wow, Am I pretty close?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's. That's pretty much what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I give you 50, are you gonna sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Possibly.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, now I'm back to 49.

[Caller/Listener]

I see where you're coming from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, you know, you know, I'd hate to price another man's property. I'd hate to price another man property, you know, I mean, you know, it's like asking me what I think of your old lady. Do I think she's good looking? I mean, there's, there's no way to really. I'm not gonna come out of this good no matter what I said. If I say she's real good looking, you're gonna be saying, why are you looking at my old lady? And if I say, you know, hey, she could lose 10 pounds like, who the hell you think you're talking about, boy? So, so it's, you know, we know we have a fifty thousand dollar car. Is there any room for me to make any money there? I don't know. If you get ready to really sell it, let us know, go to givemetheven.com and we'll make a decision.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Romero. Romo, Tony Romo's father has actually just stumbled in. Looks like he's a little drunk. Maybe he's hurt. I don't know. Romero.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been cocktailing for Super Bowl, Senor Wolf? Yes.

[Bobbo]

I never, never, never do this unless it is on the sink of the mile or the Esther or the Christmas or the October 21st.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a holiday alcoholic? Yes. J, J, J, you know the. How do you spell jazz?

[Bobbo]

You know the October 21st?

[JD Ryan]

No. What is that?

[Bobbo]

That is when the new Chevrolet Chevy's come in. It's a big, big holiday to my culture. Did not understand.

[JD Ryan]

No. So that's your big dinner party.

[Bobbo]

I have a funny time watching my son Antonio. Antonio Romo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The number nine quarterback.

[Radio Host/Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A former quarterback.

[JD Ryan]

Former quarterback.

[Bobbo]

He's not calling the super bowl on the cbss sports.

[Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

This time because it's on the enemy side.

[JD Ryan]

It's on a different channel. Right.

[Bobbo]

It will be on the CBSA next year.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe next year.

[Bobbo]

But you know, the off season begins for many broadcasters before the players of season games. Antonio have to find himself a hobby.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, well, yeah, he had.

[Bobbo]

He had the unfortunate circumstances to learn about the tight part of child challenge.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, the tide pod challenge. I've heard of people doing this. Don't do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? I don't understand.

[JD Ryan]

Those silly tide pods.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do they do it?

[JD Ryan]

Because they're stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what are they getting from it?

[JD Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would they do it?

[JD Ryan]

Sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's colorful. Colorful?

[Bobbo]

What's that mean?

[JD Ryan]

They're just beautiful. They're pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you eat them, what happens?

[JD Ryan]

You're eating soap, you're eating laundry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the challenge? There's got to be more to to this.

[JD Ryan]

Have you seen the one where people spray themselves with lighter fluid? That's called going to the hospital. Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, Senor Wolf, contrary to what you may have believed, it's not in the casion over. He's intelligente.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it really kind of is.

[Bobbo]

Antonio had a hard time teething. Teething As a toddler.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. A toddler. What was he teething? Is okay, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

Well, and we finally found a little ring that was a little dog. A toy that he did be with. But ever, ever since he have a teeth in only two weeks.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He Stick a funny things in his mouth all the time.

[JD Ryan]

So Tide pods. A bad idea.

[Bobbo]

Once when he was nine years old. Nine years old, he stuck a cactus in his mouth.

[JD Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cactus.

[Bobbo]

The cactus.

[JD Ryan]

Cactus. In his mouth.

[Bobbo]

Spiky sp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spiny. Cactus.

[Bobbo]

Cactus. It had the pretty pink flower on top of.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they do have pretty flowers with.

[John Clay Wolf]

A flower or cactus.

[JD Ryan]

Cactus.

[Bobbo]

A cactus. Back in the days of the little cactus. Like the Joshua Tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

They would sell them in the stores.

[Bobbo]

And he have a oral surgery to take all the spines out of his mouth. He still have a hole in his mouth. This is why he cannot whistle to this day. We did not know that when he was a little boy. He just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little quarterbacker.

[Bobbo]

He just to papa the june bugs in his mouth.

[JD Ryan]

June bugs.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Because he said he like the feet. I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Little feet.

[Bobbo]

They like a little fuzzy. Fuzzy footage in the books.

[JD Ryan]

So did he do the.

[Bobbo]

So he sees the Tide Pod challenge. He sees the evil Robert Grandkowski. Oh, ch. On the TV right now. This is how. What happens to our younger people? Because they should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Rem.

[Bobbo]

Romero, you cannot eat this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Mr. Romero. Romo.

[Bobbo]

And then they rob a Gronkowski.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you. Could you try to speak your English a little cleaner? I'm having trouble keeping up with you.

[Bobbo]

What does this mean that you say?

[JD Ryan]

He says speak more clearly speaking the English.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a job. It's a job. He's trying.

[Bobbo]

I said the job.

[JD Ryan]

Don't give him a hard time. He's trying. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

This is what I said. This is what happened with.

[JD Ryan]

No, you. You didn't stutter.

[Bobbo]

I think you drink it today. But his sister Robert grand casket on the Facebook.

[JD Ryan]

Tony's sister.

[Bobbo]

And it says. And he says to Tommy, it's only to him. He thinks this. He still does not understand the social media. It's just in the title and it shows in the type of. And it is a beautiful little candy. Like, you know, in our culture, a lot of the candy looks.

[JD Ryan]

Looks like that.

[Bobbo]

I know. Pretty, pretty little rainbows.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Mexican candy is very pretty.

[Bobbo]

And he's sticking any smile.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he almost said chocolate.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But luckily his friend, the old man, Jason Whitten. Jason Whitten, he have a membership in the Miller Genu Light Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And he had him a Miller January Light. So he. He get the soap out.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's mgd, but that's fine.

[Bobbo]

But you know, it takes like a whole case to rinse the taste from his mouth. And I. Tony fell down the steps of his home and is recuperating at this time.

[JD Ryan]

Recuperating.

[Bobbo]

We hope he will make the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it took us 10 minutes to find out he fell down the stairs. That Tony Romo ate a tide pod and fell down the stairs.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And it was a horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does this have to do with the super bowl on Sunday?

[Bobbo]

We're. Tony is no in the Super Bowl.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know that.

[JD Ryan]

In fact, he hasn't been ever.

[Bobbo]

He's actually under the conclusion protocols at his time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he calling the Super Bowl?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you do not listen at all.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be on NBC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's. I'm trying to. You never. Never least I'm trying to listen. But your damn Inc. English. I'm gonna send you to voice school. La la la la la la. You need to clean it up a little bit.

[Bobbo]

But you said like My Fair Lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How long have you been in the states?

[Bobbo]

Since 1959. You know, I was seeing the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is going to win the Super Bowl? Well, I think. So that I can get on with. I think the Eagles are gonna win the Super Bowl. I really do. Because they blew out the Vikes so badly last week. Yeah, it really surprised me. And karma time, whatever. It could be their time. They've. They've never, ever, ever, ever done it.

[JD Ryan]

They've always been good for three.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've always been good.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've just never done it. So. And they have Jesus Christ on their side this year.

[JD Ryan]

Who is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Their quarterback? Wince. He's like the son of God.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he blew his knee out and then he like. I know he blew his knee out. And then he like channeled the Jesus power into the new quarterback. It's kind of crazy.

[Bobbo]

I'm with you on this Eagles thing, but the only thing is at attorney gave Tom Brady his thumb back fast enough that it was a reattach and now he can play the game. So they very hard to beat in the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what's in the news?

[JD Ryan]

Well, let's see what else happened this week. I don't know if you heard about. The chartered train carrying the Republican lawmakers to a retreat paid for by the taxpayers, by the way, collided with a garbage truck in Virginia on Wednesday morning. The train was quickly renamed the Irony Express. And a sad note, no members of Congress or their staff were injured. What else? A Pennsylvania judge was sentenced to to 28 years in prison for selling a long time at 28 years for selling kids for cash. This former Judge actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids.

[JD Ryan]

Children, basically. He got a million bucks to fill up the detention centers in the jails. And he got about like a million bucks because they make money when there's kids in the jails. Witnesses in the trial said folks should have known there was something weird when his slogan for reelection became sell the kid, not the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How? Who is paying the prison.

[JD Ryan]

The prisons. Because they get paid when the cells are full, not when they're empty. So they're giving this judge money. So any kid that became in front of this judge, he sent them to prison. Sent them to a juvenile prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

What area of the world was this?

[JD Ryan]

This was in Pennsylvania.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty bad.

[JD Ryan]

It's horrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty bad.

[JD Ryan]

He scarred a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they proved it to the point that they sent him up the river for 28 years. So that's the rest of his life. Does it say his age?

[JD Ryan]

Pretty much. Much does 64. Okay, so he's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's life in prison.

[JD Ryan]

But look what he's done to these kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? You said a million bucks. Is that a number that they threw out there?

[JD Ryan]

That's a number. They said he had taken a million dollars in bribes from juvenile detention centers to fill their cells with children who became before him and who came before him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's pretty bad.

[JD Ryan]

That's awful. And let's see, one more thing for you. Scientists now have created a way to turn astronauts poop back into food. Researchers at Penn State University's been doing that for years say their waste treatment process could solve many issues tied to preserving and growing food in space. And a spokesperson for McDonald's was reported as commenting, been there, done that.

[Bobbo]

How have I been doing that for years? What are you talking about? Dude, why don't you shut up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want. What's going on.

[Bobbo]

I've been doing that for years.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody's getting punchy.

[Bobbo]

Where did that come from? What are you talking about?

[JD Ryan]

And just ahead of Mardi Gras in New Orleans, roughly 2. $7.2 million of debris was removed in the clog city drains just this week, including 93, 000 pounds of Mardi Gras beads.

[Bobbo]

I've been doing that for years.

[JD Ryan]

They also discovered three hookers, nine politicians, and five saints that apparently went marching in. All right, this is. It's light in the ship. Why are you two getting punchy at each other?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not getting.

[Bobbo]

What are you doing? Bubble's been doing that for you. Into food for years.

[JD Ryan]

And John he'll drive home the whole way. He'll drive home saying he'll be calling me tonight.

[Bobbo]

No, no. I mean, if I knew what kind of a dig that was, I'd know how to react. But what kind of dig is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Bobbo]

Just like I eat poop.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

What are you talking about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever ate poop?

[Bobbo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, you want.

[Caller/Listener]

Have you?

[Bobbo]

You're the one with the European wife. You have.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

Know they do that, man.

[JD Ryan]

They don't care.

[Bobbo]

They don't care in Denmark.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't care in Denmark.

[JD Ryan]

We can't even see the tracks in from here.

[Bobbo]

They don't even use silverware. And no animals are allowed in the house.

[JD Ryan]

And one more story here. The u. S. Supreme court.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't use silverware.

[Bobbo]

They've been doing it for years.

[JD Ryan]

Is the u. S. Supreme court preparing to release a ruling that could legalize sport betting? Outside of Nevada, Americans are expected to bet $4.7 billion on the super bowl. They are. They're the same Americans, by the way, they just last week, money magazine said, don't have $1,000 saved for any family emergencies. One fan from Philadelphia was quoted as saying, the eagles making the super bowl is tons more important than any stupid emergency my dumb ass kid might have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, makes sense. Remember, since we have 40 seconds left before the end of this broadcast. Next Saturday, February 10th, Houston, Texas, Alabama, and something down by the galleria. There's parking, free parking. Rice in Alabama. We're doing our thousandth number 1,000 show number 1,000, and we're going to have a listener party afterwards. So you guys that have been listening to us for seven years or new or whoever, come on down. Miller light is bringing a truck and they're going to feed all of y'. All.

[JD Ryan]

Don't bring drama, just bring yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's t shirts that say average, rough or clean and sell that and you can go to John Clay wolf.com and get the details and sign up for a t shirt first. 100t shirts free. I'll see you next Saturday.

[Caller/Listener]

Out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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