#135 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #135 Detailed Summary

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Cast: J.D., Bobbo, Michael Turley, DJ, Satan, Callers
Special Notes: 1,000th Show Celebration, Live Remote from Houston

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Episode Overview

The 1,000th episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a hilarious and chaotically energetic remote broadcast live from Houston, punctuated by bad weather, technical snafus, and the team's irreverent, unfiltered banter. The show is powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, mixing car buying with stories about road trips, hotel mishaps, radio groupies, and sports talk, all undergirded by Wolfe’s signature “sex, drugs, and rock & roll” humor. This particular episode is a dual celebration—both a major broadcasting milestone and a listener party event in Houston, with fans invited for T-shirts, beer, and the chance to meet the whole crew.

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Key Themes and Segments

1. Houston Listener Party & 1,000th Show Setup

• (01:21 – 04:06) J.D. and Michael Turley open the show, painting a picture of a soaking wet Houston and sharing the logistics of the big listener party at the corner of Alabama and Rice starting at 12:00 pm. They joke about party T-shirts and surviving the trip into Houston together.
• Quote (03:42, J.D.): “There’s 100 of ’em [T-shirts] claimed, but we brought more—so yeah, everything’s ready. Gonna be a fun party when it finally gets going.”
• Notable: Ad-hoc atmosphere; mentions of listener engagement and unpredictable weather.

2. The Road Trip From Dallas to Houston

• (04:07 – 09:44) J.D. and Bobbo recount their wild, roundabout drive from Dallas to Houston, including getting lost on Texas highways, endless Buc-ee’s billboards, and Bobbo’s manic, non-stop car commentary.
• Quote (05:02, J.D.): “He’s never off—it’s like riding with Robin Williams. He never turns it off. I swear to God!”
• Quote (08:55, Bobbo): “I swear to God, I look up and the sign says ‘88 miles to Buc-ee’s!’ Like, damn it, J.D., where are you?!”
• Bobbo’s aggressive “co-piloting” and impatience with traffic become comedic content throughout.

3. Technical Problems & Host Antics

• (06:00 – 12:53) Multiple mic and equipment hiccups plague the broadcast, making for frequent live troubleshooting and radio school-level improvisations ("Live radio!").
• (17:07 – 18:00) The host, John Clay Wolfe, sleeps in and calls the show from his hotel bed, provoked by both a late night and late preparation.
• Quote (17:16, John): “I’m a little bitchy. I’m a little late. Where is the return, Charlie? Where’s the goddamn return?”
• Quote (17:50, John): “I’m not like deathly sick. I’m not gonna give you like chlamydia… but maybe a little simplex ten.”

4. Listener Stories & Colorful Sidebars

• (18:43 – 34:24 and scattered throughout) The hosts regale each other with stories from the previous night’s dinner, a groupie encounter, and a dinner guest’s 27-minute story about finding her phone. The show dives into road trip tales, hotel escapades, listener encounters, and off-color yet affectionate ribbing between the cast.

5. Bobbo & the Groupie Saga

• (38:43 – 78:10, recurring through the hour in various fragments)
  • Bobbo is repeatedly grilled by John and J.D. regarding his failure to “close the deal” with a long-time female listener who has driven in for the party and is – by all accounts – romantically interested.
  • The group attempts to coach/facilitate Bobbo’s efforts, with escalating fake urgency and frustration from John.
  • Quote (66:36, John): “You’re gonna get your ass back out on that field… quit being a whiny baby bitch and you’re gonna get up there and you’re gonna tap that ass or you’re not gonna be a friend of mine and I’m not gonna be associated with you anymore. Do you understand me?”
  • Bobbo’s over-thinking it, “friend-zoning” himself, and his awkward “I’m just honored to be sitting with you” lines are lampooned by the team. This thread exemplifies the show's humor and camaraderie.
  • Quote (77:01, John): “You told her you were knocked out to be sitting in a room with her? Yeah, well, that’s the problem. You… you’re the star! She came to see you, and you’re sitting there kissing a bunch of ass and turning the table. You didn’t know how to handle yourself.”

6. Call-In Car Appraisals and Dealer Talk

• (20:00 and onwards, 94:08+) In core show fashion, John takes rapid-fire calls from listeners looking for bids on their used cars.
• Quote (94:17, John): “I just know my business. I’ll give 16 five… Done deal!”
• The show highlights GiveMeTheVIN.com’s unique model of transparent, competitive car offers, frequently outbidding CarMax and making fun of low-value trade-in cars.
• Exhibit: The “$500 to $1,000” value on a 1997 Civic in Dallas—"From an old piece of crap to a new piece of crap."

7. Pop Culture & Sports Commentary

• (27:46 – 30:08, 178:06+) The hosts discuss the previous week’s Super Bowl (Eagles vs. Patriots), halftime show, Tom Brady’s loss, and make recurring references to Texas football culture.
• Quote (30:08, John): “No, it was perfect. And I love the fact that Tom Brady lost.”
• They also riff on halftime performances, Justin Timberlake, Prince, and make fun of sports fans’ riotous behavior.

8. Game: "Black, White, Latino, or Other?"

• (33:00 – 35:40) DJ leads the show’s signature racially-charged guessing game based on bizarre crimes.
• Example: Escaped prisoner sneaks back into jail with takeout barbecue and whiskey (“That’s a white guy, man.” “He’s so dedicated to his business model!”)

9. Political Satire – “Rush Limbaugh” Calls In

• (83:02 – 87:15) “Rush Limbaugh” (Bobbo as the radio legend) offers tongue-in-cheek analysis of the Nunes memo, Russian dressing, and Trent, riffing on conservative media tropes.

10. Behind-the-Scenes & Show Legacy

• (90:51 – 97:41, 142:13 -> 144:53, 295:43+)
  • The history of the show is recapped: John got his start after a major accident, bidding cars on-air from a wheelchair in Wichita Falls. From dealership studios to a unique partnership with ESPN Houston, they reflect on building the brand, struggles, technical investments, and contemplating quitting—before the GiveMeTheVIN.com concept took off.
  • Quote (143:21, John): “I got to quit chasing this dream. I was just about done.”
  • Celebrates hitting 1,000 episodes and hints at future expansion.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

All times in MM:SS format are estimates based on transcript flow.

• “He’s never off—it’s like riding with Robin Williams. He never turns it off. I swear to God!” (05:02, J.D., on Bobbo’s car antics)
• “You’re gonna get your ass back out on that field... or you’re not gonna be a friend of mine…” (66:36, John to Bobbo on the groupie situation)
• “I don’t know why they call it a memo or the Nunes memo. Donald Trump Jr. asked for Russian dressing…” (235:55, "Rush Limbaugh" segment)
• “We just sold 283 at Manheim on Wednesday. We beat our record three times in the past six weeks!” (187:23; John, on car sales success)
• “He couldn’t get laid in a whorehouse with a handful of hundred dollar bills.” (221:06, John ribbing Bobbo)
• “We have everything in our studio, man—it’s built that way for a reason. I knew I didn’t want to do remotes when I fell in the street walking over.” (24:18, John)
• Caller: “I’m looking at the Demon in my driveway right now.” (125:33, rare car call)
• Listener comment: “My wife is a little pissed because I have a broken foot and I’m on a knee scooter—she’s worried I’ll get hurt and made me promise no drinking.” (135:35, fan heading to party)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Listener Party Discussions & T-Shirts: 01:21 – 04:06, 13:31, 165:03
• Road Trip Fiasco: 04:07 – 09:44, 158:20+
• Technical Difficulties/Host Sleep-In: 06:00 – 12:53, 17:07, 17:50
• Bobbo & the Groupie: Interlaced throughout, main drama at 38:43 – 78:10, 203:47+
• Sports Talk & Philly Riots: 178:06 – 185:29
• Call-In Appraisals: 94:08+, 243:34+
• Game Segments ("Black, White, Latino, or Other?"): 33:00 – 35:40
• Rush Limbaugh Satire: 83:02 – 87:15, 233:18+
• Show History Reflections: 90:51 – 97:41, 142:13, 295:43

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Tone & Style

The show is unscripted, fast-paced, and packed with off-the-cuff humor, inside jokes, and playful roasting among friends. The language is brash, laced with innuendo; the hosts regularly break the fourth wall, comment on their own technical struggles, and invite listener participation, all while refusing to take anything (including themselves) too seriously. The celebration of the 1,000th episode adds a layer of nostalgic reflection amid the mayhem.

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Final Takeaway

If you missed this episode:
You missed a riotous celebration of 1,000 episodes—a blend of car dealing, radio mishaps, PG-13 groupie drama, Houston road trip madness, and classic John Clay Wolfe Show irreverence. Tune in for car-buying advice, stay for the dysfunctional wolf pack dynamic, and don’t miss the next listener party—especially if you love free beer, T-shirts, and stories you’d never hear on FCC-censored radio.

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For the complete archive and more chaotic fun:
Visit johnclaywolf.com or listen on PodBean by searching “The John Clay Wolfe Show+”.

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“Remember: Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com today if you want to sell us your car. We want to buy it!” (53:22, John Clay Wolfe)

Transcript

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[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[Satan]

It's red hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

And you're hot. Hello, Houston.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Michael, how are you?

[Michael Turley]

I am wonderful.

[J.D.]

806, it's the John Clay Wolf show, live from Houston. A rainy Houston Saturday morning. My goodness, it's a. It's been quite an adventure. You've never lived until you've been with Bobbo for four hours straight in a vehicle down at highway at 45. You just have not. He's the most strange human being to ever ride with in your entire life. Well, oh my God.

[Michael Turley]

The backstory is that you guys are down there for a listener party, correct?

[J.D.]

12 o' clock we have a listener party. I believe it's in the lobby here in the building, but we're right on the corner of Rice and Alamo, not Alamo. I'm sorry, Rice and Alabama. Thank you very much. And so, yeah, they got to be inside because it is raining cats and dogs and a few other type of animals. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's been a crazy morning. And of course, you know, we only go on at 6 o' clock or 8 o' clock every single week. Every single week. So where's Babo right now? No, he's downstairs smoking a cigar.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm sure downstairs in that building is four flights.

[J.D.]

Yeah, and an elevator ride and. And a secure door. So he's probably locked outside in the rain right now. Wow, it has been quite a morning. It's been a lot, a lot of fun. And of course, let me look here. Where's John? Oh, that's right.

[Michael Turley]

So it's JD And Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[J.D.]

How are you feeling? Michael, you were the last one to get the flu, man. We got everybody.

[Michael Turley]

I'm in the final stages of it, clearing up. I can hear a little bit better now today. Yesterday the fever was gone, but it was. Man, my head was like. Felt like I was swimming.

[J.D.]

They said this has been the worst year ever, ever for the flu. And then you were the last hold out in the building. I think everybody got it before you and you were just. You had that kind of constit that fought it off, but man, it's been awful.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, people have died from it. I mean in, in back here in the Metroplex area. Actually In Weatherford, a 32 year old school teacher passed away from you 32 years old.

[J.D.]

And she asked, she was like, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

The day before, yeah, that's just amazing.

[Michael Turley]

But you know, on the happier things, right.

[J.D.]

It's a beautiful day if you want to join us for the listener party. And you're in the Houston area again, that starts at 12 when we get off here at the, in the, they don't really call it the, the Gal building, but it's right at the corner of Alabama and Rice.

[Michael Turley]

Is there a big sign that has like this call letters on it? It says John Clay Wolf show or anything like that?

[J.D.]

There actually is. Really. It happens to be on the fourth floor inside. See it from the street now.

[Michael Turley]

And I believe, I think all the shirts are claimed, but I may be wrong there. But to sell that T shirt right.

[J.D.]

There, we have others for sale, so they can come down and get those as well. But yeah, there's 100 of them claimed and I know we brought some more with this. So it's been, it's. Yeah, everything's ready. It'll be, it'll be a fun party when it finally gets going about 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D.]

In the meanwhile, it's you and me, Michael.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now I got to hear about the drive down.

[J.D.]

So I wish Boba was here to defend himself because. Oh my Lord.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so when we found out that everybody, I guess, was taking separate cars to get down there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, why aren't they carpooling?

[Michael Turley]

And I was asking John's assistant about this, like, why, why, why, why don't they carpool?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. JD's like, well, he'd rather just drive himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna drive.

[J.D.]

I know if I'm driving myself, I'm gonna get here, I'm gonna get here on my schedule and most importantly, I'm gonna have a vehicle to get around when I get down here. So that was, you know, that was the idea behind me driving myself. And then of course, Baba went, I'm gonna pay to drive on gas. I'm like, shut up. Get in the car.

[Satan]

It was great.

[J.D.]

When he first got in the car, he was like really tired because he worked at up since 2 in the morning. I thought, perfect, he'll sleep the whole way. Hey dude, Cadillac, roll the seat back, take a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D.]

It'll be none of that. And he's never off. It's like riding with Robin Williams. He never turns it off. I swear to God. About halfway here, right before we get to the Sam Houston statue, he got quiet for about 30 seconds. And I thought, this is the moment he's gonna finally be quiet. And then a truck. A truck pulls up beside him, and he barks at the truck for no particular reason. He's mad at people that are passing us. He's the most passive aggressive passenger I've ever seen in my life. He's like, whoa, what are you doing? And every time we passed a Buc EE's billboard, he would go. He would read out. He would scream out the numbers, 89 miles. What the heck? I mean, it's just. It's the most bizarre ride ever. And the good news is we get to drive back together. I think I'll pay for him to fly on southwest.

[Michael Turley]

I thought he was going to get back with John.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

That's what. That's what John Sisson said.

[J.D.]

I mean. Oh, heck, dog. That's right. If he's going back with John. Yeah, but I don't love the Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D.]

In fact, that was funny. Here, look at this. Bobble. Hey, Bob, you know what time the show normally starts? He just walked in the door.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's only been on from eight since 8006 for the last six years.

[J.D.]

That mic is working.

[Michael Turley]

He's got to turn on his device.

[J.D.]

You got to turn the device on. Is it on? Everything's on and up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, it ain't working.

[J.D.]

Can you come. Can you come around this side bubble?

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is live.

[J.D.]

Live radio.

[Michael Turley]

Radio.

[J.D.]

What you're hearing is what you would normally hear in a high school class where they're learning radio.

[Michael Turley]

All that equipment would have been tested prior, which it was. Except for the voice box.

[J.D.]

Except for the voice box. Just talking to that mic Bobo. And where were you for the last seven minutes? Can you hear him?

[Michael Turley]

I cannot hear Bobbo.

[J.D.]

That was working a minute ago, that spot. Walk right into the mic, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

So you guys are in. In there in Houston right now. Bobbo, John. Somewhere in JD and they're in a little production studio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we're in a little side production room. By the way, that does not have an air conditioning vent. So it's about 97 degrees in here.

[Michael Turley]

And all the mics were tested prior. They all work just perfectly.

[J.D.]

As of now, we have one mic in the room that works.

[Michael Turley]

All right, somebody run and grab the engineer. Oh, wait, there's Bobbo. Yes.

[J.D.]

There it is.

[Bobbo]

Right, so. Well, that's got to be me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There we go.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, it's Bobbo, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Hello, everyone. It's raining in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a little hot.

[Michael Turley]

You might want to turn your mic level down just a little bit when.

[Bobbo]

The rain hits like that. So now at night when you're sleeping. I woke up with a great big piece of Woody.

[J.D.]

We don't want to hear that.

[Bobbo]

It might a nice time.

[J.D.]

Can I ask what time the show starts by?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you don't. Okay.

[Bobbo]

They. They lock the doors.

[J.D.]

He's gonna be downstairs smoking, and then he's gonna lock himself out of. Knew.

[Bobbo]

I knew as soon as I heard of that Patriot act, man, what I knew. Security.

[J.D.]

Now you're getting.

[Bobbo]

Security is going to be the death of us all.

[J.D.]

You're getting a very small idea of what my car ride was like.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Baba, how did you enjoy the ride with JD From Dallas down to Houston?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, We. He has a funny way of getting out of Fort Worth, I'll tell you that.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

Okay, you know Houston, right? I 30, I 35, I 20, I 45 South. Zoom. Go. Right.

[J.D.]

No, I think 287. It's quicker. Oh, shut up. I don't want to talk about.

[Bobbo]

No, we're. And we're not Lancaster. 287. We're 287. Out of town for miles and miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Bobbo]

We finally got to. What was it? Cleburne. And it wasn't even clean. It was Midlothian.

[J.D.]

Was moving. Midlothian.

[Bobbo]

And I looked up, and there's a sign. It says 97 miles to. Bucky.

[J.D.]

Told you.

[Bobbo]

I was like, damn it, man. We've been in the car an hour and a half at this point. Yeah. And so 10 miles later, what was the name of that little town? Peachtown.

[J.D.]

Peachtown.

[Bobbo]

We call it Peachtown. You see billboards every two miles that say, peach ice cream is wonderful in Peachtown. Come to historic Peachtown.

[J.D.]

And by the way, I got all the characters in the ride down except Randy.

[Bobbo]

And I swear to God, I look up and the sign says, 88 miles to Buc. Ees like, Damn it, J.D. where are you? You got us turned around. If I see that Midlothian water tower one more time, gonna lose it.

[J.D.]

Not what happened.

[Bobbo]

And he's not aggressive in traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, here.

[Bobbo]

And I've driven with you, Terry. And I know. You know.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[J.D.]

Okay, Michael, there's a line of literally 50 cars and there's nowhere to go. And he's going, pass them. Pass them? What are you insane? They're not 50 cars we're not gonna pass. He just. Yeah, it's. It was quite a ride. Hey, I heard you could ride home with John. How about that, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think?

[J.D.]

I thought.

[Bobbo]

I don't think John's gonna like that. John says I drive him nuts.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I can't imagine why I came down.

[Bobbo]

To work with him full time. Like 2010. Yeah, 09 or 10 Turley. And the first day. The first day he made the brilliant decision to take me to Granbury.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Want to pick up some wholesale.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

And it's. What is it, 40 miles of Granbury?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, about that.

[Bobbo]

About halfway. There he goes, hey, man, you're gonna have to shut up for a second. First day on the job, and I said, well, hey, man, you know me. I'm like all cuddling. Well, hey, man. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean, man?

[J.D.]

That's exactly.

[Bobbo]

Hey, what's going on?

[J.D.]

Am I right? You never shut. I love you, but you never shut up.

[Bobbo]

I just feel like I'm getting beat up over here.

[J.D.]

So anyway, that was my ride. It was an amazing trip. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta take this call. It's John Wolf calling. Well, this is the John Clay Wolf show, live on the radio. And he's calling me on his cell phone.

[J.D.]

This is so great. We love the folks here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Michael Turley]

You overslept.

[Bobbo]

Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

I'm punching John Wolf up right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Overslept.

[Michael Turley]

John, you're on that radio live. Don't cuss.

[J.D.]

Don't cuss.

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess I overslept.

[J.D.]

Oh, no, this is funny.

[Michael Turley]

Can you guys hear John?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, we can hear him.

[Satan]

Oh, you.

[Bobbo]

Are you boobs up in the rack right now, John?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, can you hear me?

[Michael Turley]

You overslept. All right, well, we're live on the radio right now with Bob O. JD and an overslept John Wolf.

[Caller]

I know the people that are on the radio show.

[Michael Turley]

Bob O. JD Yeah, I'm telling everybody else, though.

[J.D.]

In fact, there's only. We're only missing one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know why?

[Caller]

I overslept and I had to do everybody's job. Glenn didn't do the damn list, and I was up until 2:30 doing it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. Well, that's a little backstory of GMTV stuff there, listeners. So John Wolf overslept at his own show. We're about two minutes from break. Yeah. On a show where actually this is kind of big time celebrity right here, folks, because, you know, There's a big party going on.

[Bobbo]

Seriously.

[J.D.]

There was last night.

[Michael Turley]

And who's going to be late to his own party?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Wolf, right?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right, John. Well, hurry up and get up and by the time you get into the the studio, we'll be back for the second segment of the show.

[J.D.]

He's the David Lee Roth and no Show Jones.

[Michael Turley]

Did you guys hear that okay there?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Pretty well.

[J.D.]

David Lee Roth overslept the concert.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Am I plugged in over there?

[J.D.]

You are plugged in right here.

[Bobbo]

I need a lot more headphones, but we'll fix that later.

[Michael Turley]

All right. So we're, we're about a minute and a half out, guys from network break. And now we know where John is at. You guys didn't stay in the same hotel room. In fact, for everybody room, we need a reset for everybody. So you guys are in Houston right now, right?

[J.D.]

We drove down yesterday from Dallas to Houston and we're in the, in the ESPN radio building.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

But the hotel's literally, it's a beautiful hundred yards. It's a beautiful studio.

[Bobbo]

Well, Charlie, we're on the 23rd floor.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And we're looking out at the Houston skyline. And as soon as we got here, by the way, as soon as nightfall, it began to rain like a son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

I mean just, we got three inches in a half hour. It's crazy. It's like the, it's like the, it's like coastal.

[J.D.]

It is coastal. I wonder why.

[Bobbo]

I feel like, you know, rice patties outside the building.

[Michael Turley]

And so you guys are down there for the big listener party. It starts at what time?

[J.D.]

12 o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[J.D.]

The show's over right here at Alabama and Rice street right on the corner. You can't miss it. We'll have a big sign out front.

[Michael Turley]

And so did you guys sleep in the same hotel room or did you have separate hometowns?

[Bobbo]

That is a long story. Let's cover it next because it is a very interesting dynamic to our whole group thing.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. All right. So that's all coming up next here on the John Clay Wolfe Show.

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Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, guys.

[J.D.]

Hey, Michael Turley. Live from Houston, we are the John Clay Wolf Show. Yeah, we're in Houston this morning at out of Normal, our normal Studios in Fort Worth. We drove down 45 and it's raining this morning. It's a beautiful day, but we still have the listener party. This is the 1000th show and we have the listener party coming up at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D.]

We'll have everybody down, but probably in the lobby area. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, who's that voice? He's our boss.

[Bobbo]

Like our own J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron.

[J.D.]

I'm J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ron.

[J.D.]

You're the Bible.

[Bobbo]

Okay, J.D. here's what happens. We've done this before. It's been a while.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But when we. When the wolf pack camps out.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And we hit a different, you know, different venue, different. Different affiliate city. And we go out and we have to bunk up. It's just what we do. Turley, am I wrong?

[J.D.]

This is going to be a short.

[Satan]

One, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Only about a 60 second.

[Michael Turley]

We'll save that for the next segment about your bunking situation.

[Bobbo]

JD when it comes to that kind of, kind of arrangement, JD does not play ball.

[J.D.]

That's not playing ball. It's playing with you. I'm a grown man. Never mind.

[Caller]

We.

[J.D.]

We'll discuss the. Oh, all the fun stuff that happened in the hotel last night. And it was fun until security got called.

[Bobbo]

Meanwhile, with John Clay.

[Michael Turley]

Meanwhile, we need to have callers take advantage of John being drunk. Sleeping. Yeah, he's. He oversleeps, right?

[J.D.]

Yeah. The hotel's literally across the street. And they set us up in a beautiful hotel.

[Michael Turley]

So if you want a great price for your car. Calling now, 800-800-Radio. 800, 800 radio. You take advantage of John.

[J.D.]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call now. And do take care. He'll be here in just a couple of minutes. But he did oversleep in the hotel this morning because we were up very late last night. He took us to Trulux with. If you've ever been there. Oh, my Lord, it's delicious. And the wine. Oh, it did flow. Are we gonna take a break, Mike?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

All right. We'll be right back with more. The John Clay Wolf. Live from Houston, Texas. The John Clay Wolf. Show right here.

[Satan]

Don't go away.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re hot. Where's the Return? Good morning. How are y'? All? I'm a little bitchy. I'm a little late. Where is the Return?

[J.D.]

Charlie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the goddamn Return?

[J.D.]

I guess it's not going to be. You're the return. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, J.D. we're returning.

[J.D.]

We're returning. We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Claywell show, live from our thousandth show. I'm late. It's fun.

[J.D.]

That's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even hilarious. It just pisses me off.

[J.D.]

Well, it just happens. You work late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah. This is just stupid. I mean, I'm so glad to be here, but this is just. I had to sit up until 2:30 last night doing other people's jobs.

[J.D.]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

And I'm sick and. You're sick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not like deathly sick. I'm not going to give you like chlamydia.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've been. I've been. I mean, maybe a little simplex tin. I've been under the weather, so I'm not normal anyway. So what did I miss? Good morning.

[J.D.]

So, well, we talked a little bit about the drive down here with Baba, which has been an adventure. We're just about to tell them about the hotel adventure and then. But the fact that the host overslept is pretty classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Babo late too?

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but for different reasons.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Baba went downstairs to smoke even though he knows what time the show starts. And he wears a watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wears a.

[J.D.]

Watch out for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Oklahoma. Yes, I'm still trying to get used to you.

[J.D.]

Yes. Everyone, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana. Everywhere in between. My name is John Clay Wolf. Today's our thousandth show of this little Saturday morning cartoon ditty. And I don't think I missed a damn thing because I think all of our listeners are alcoholics and dopers and none of them get up quite this early.

[J.D.]

A couple of them do. Someday we know, like our young lady that we had joined us last night at the dinner party. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's up.

[J.D.]

She's up. She's a sweet lady. She gets up every morning at 7:45. So she doesn't miss our show. In fact, she told us a great story, how somebody stole her purse and her phone was in it. Yeah, long, long story. But believe it or not, the alarm that went off to wake her up to hear our show is what helped her find her phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's what saved her dog and her mother.

[J.D.]

Now, that story took 27 minutes to listen to last night, but I just gave you the short version.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's why I'm late today is because she talked so long that I, I, I was contemplating suicide.

[J.D.]

No, you weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I, I, I walked out the door and I got up on the balcony of the hotel with a gun because I could still hear her from the balcony. She was talking.

[J.D.]

Good story.

[John Clay Wolf]

And talking.

[J.D.]

It's about when she got her purse stolen and talking. It was a great lady. She's very sweet. She came in here to join us from. Yep. Sweet lady. Oh, I don't mention any names because.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the deal with the phones? How's this work?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you've got two calls right now online. You have Ed with a 15 vet and Ron Stevens with a 10, 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Sexy cars. Let me get my brain working. Go to the vet.

[Michael Turley]

All right, let's pull up.

[J.D.]

The vet.

[Michael Turley]

Ed's hot. Ed, you're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Gay Ed. Good morning would be nice.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Hello, Big Gay Ed. Can you hear me?

[Caller]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear you. Can you hear me? Hello? Charlie? Can he hear you?

[Michael Turley]

I can hear. Yes. Can you hear me, Ed?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can hear you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Can you not hear John?

[Caller]

No, I can't hear John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that'll be fun.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that makes it really interesting. Why can you not hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Ed, tell your wife to quit calling me.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, we had this thing once. No. And I did buy her. I did. I did buy her those boobs, but she's. She's been following me like a Chihuahua, dude. And she's your old lady. She's not mine. You need to tell her to quit calling me. Okay?

[J.D.]

Didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 57, 000 for this Corvette if you'll get your wife to leave me alone. Damn.

[Michael Turley]

I think that's going to be a little bit high. Well, our engineer tested everything, but for some reason, you guys can't hear. Or he can't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just stop talking about it. We, we already know. It's just typical. We've been through this before. Just tell Ed That. What does Ed have?

[Michael Turley]

He's got a 15 vet 2 LT with 15,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

$40,000.

[Michael Turley]

$40,000. Ed, does that buy your Corvette?

[Caller]

How much?

[Michael Turley]

$40,000.

[Caller]

$40000. I need to get the payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds good to me.

[Michael Turley]

He said payoff and that sounds good to him. So he's good. Okay. All right, go to the website. Give me the vin.com. all right, load it in there.

[Caller]

Thank you, sir.

[Michael Turley]

All right, thanks.

[J.D.]

That's where everybody goes. Give me the vin.com. and if you want to hear the show this morning, go to junkly wolf show dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we bought Ed's vet. What's the next one, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

Next guy is Ron Stevens. Let's see if this one works.

[J.D.]

You got about 45 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do y' all sound so cheesy? You do, Turley, you sound cheesy.

[J.D.]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody'S got this different voice going on. Good morning, Bobbo. I'm a big faker.

[Caller]

What, are you silent? So far.

[Michael Turley]

Whatever that noise is, turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba.

[Michael Turley]

What is he doing? Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

Actually, it's okay.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Ron, standby. Yeah, we're having a little difficult technical difficulty down in Houston. There's some bad feedback. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the.

[Michael Turley]

There we go. What was that? That noise, guys, it was bleeding through.

[J.D.]

Time to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I don't know what that means. It's time to break. All right, we'll be back in just a minute. My name's John Clay Wolf by Cars on the Radio. Move, baby, baby, won't you turn your head my way? Come on, take a dance. You own enough to dance.

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Can you see her walking around?

[J.D.]

Can you see her?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob. I guess I'm starting to wake up. This is why I'm really excited to meet our listeners today.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the good part. Of this, but I hate remotes and I hate traveling, and I'm never doing this again.

[Bobbo]

I bet you do.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not without nothing.

[Bobbo]

Well, you gotta do it. You gotta do it sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have everything in our studio, man. It's built that way for a reason. You know what? I knew I didn't want to do remote. I'm gonna guess when I fell in the middle of the street walking over.

[J.D.]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't. That's why my shirt's wet on the floor over there.

[Bobbo]

JD Called me Thursday. I think I'm on Channel one. If there's any slider business you can do that you feel good about. And he said, hey, I don't think we're flying down there. And I said, well, okay. You know, it's Houston.

[J.D.]

There was a chance that we're gonna take a jet down here.

[Bobbo]

It's not like we're broadcasting from Czechoslovakia.

[J.D.]

Didn't happen. So we just jumped in the car. It's four hours door to door. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I get the text Friday morning from Dana, our media guru. Said, you know, John is taking a different Mode. You and J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you think I was riding on an airplane?

[Satan]

You weren't.

[Bobbo]

No, No. I thought. You just remember.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he thought you were great. We're all gonna be. We're on Greyhound. You're gonna be in the limo.

[Bobbo]

And the message was, you and J.D. bobbo, take your own vehicles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why on my notes here, does it say icy Hot Dildo?

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

What?

[J.D.]

I see, hot's the only part of that you can talk about. We'll get to that.

[Bobbo]

I gotta figure out how to say it.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

So I called JD and said, dude, either you're coming with me or I'm coming with you. And so JD And I rode down together, right?

[J.D.]

I wanted to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, now I remember.

[J.D.]

I wanted to be in control. Because I've been around you and I can't imagine what it's like to drive with you. No offense.

[Satan]

I love you.

[Bobbo]

And it was great, right?

[J.D.]

It was great as you as a passenger with no control. Because you were very aggressive.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

You were.

[J.D.]

You wanted me to run people off the road.

[Bobbo]

Bobbo, talk to the other vehicles.

[J.D.]

You told me to pass that 18 wheeler on the right side of my shoulder. You're nuts.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever passed anyone on the shoulder?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

You will have their complete attention.

[J.D.]

There's a reason for that. You're screaming Bucky's every billboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is fun. Pass people on the shoulder.

[J.D.]

You're in both insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially if you're a drunk Mexican. And I saw that happen once, about three laps. Crazy drunk Mexican just passing people in the shoulder. In like. Not just on the shoulder, but in the grass. In the grass.

[J.D.]

Thank you, Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Emma. Like cups flying. Yeah. From the. From the grass. The car, the 92 Ford Explorer with 280000 miles on it with chains hanging off the ass end, right. Crazy drunk Mexican starts passing people on the. On the right hand side of the road in the. Not on the shoulder, but in the median.

[Bobbo]

Just hauling ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hauling ass.

[Bobbo]

Got a beautiful pink donkey pinata flying out behind the car like a kite.

[J.D.]

I don't know if that's accurate or needed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you see. You've seen it, Bob.

[Bobbo]

The only reason why we passed this.

[J.D.]

He wanted to do it on the.

[Bobbo]

Shoulder of the road.

[J.D.]

He kept yelling at me to pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Tony Rambo's father.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Romero, Williams, Diaz.

[Michael Turley]

Mr. Hoof, you sound drunk.

[Bobbo]

I'm glad to see you. I've made it to Houston. Did you have a complete balance of breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not. I was. I was a little slow getting up this morning.

[Bobbo]

Many times when the Latino passes the traffic on the right side. On the shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is because the liquor store is about to close. Because after 9 o' clock it does not matter. They will not sell you the tequila. They will not sell you the grenadine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grenadine.

[J.D.]

The grenadine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grenadine.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's horrible. Tank, what did you think about last week's Super Bowl?

[Bobbo]

Romero? I like a very much for the Patriots and not to win because they're making me $35 on the office of pool.

[J.D.]

35.

[Bobbo]

And I like it. This is very, very much.

[J.D.]

Your son is a multi. Multi millionaire.

[Bobbo]

Yes, but we do not share of the salary.

[J.D.]

Oh, he lets you.

[Bobbo]

We're still working once in a while he flip. He flip a couple of hundreds bone.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Bobbo]

What do we call it? The Pablo's. He makes his daddy work to his mother.

[J.D.]

I got a whole different attitude.

[Bobbo]

I mean, a Jubakovsky.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me about the Super Bowl. You're the. You're the football family.

[Bobbo]

I think at the super bowl of this year, when you have the Nick Foles and you look at him. Yeah. And you compare him to the grace of the modern age of the money and the Tom Brady and the Rolis burger. I think he's not like this. He's not like this. I think he is. Do you remember a quarterbacker from the San Francisco 49ers about four seasons ago with the Tattoos all up and down his body. He was a rusher. He's a scrambling quarterback. They say he was the return of the Steven McNair. Mr. Copernican.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, We've heard a little bit about him.

[Bobbo]

And what has happened?

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

I feel bad for him. He has not told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Super Bowl, J.D.

[J.D.]

I did, in fact, and I wasn't going to, but I thought, you know what? I'm. I'm not gonna let all the NFL crap make me not watch this game. Watch it for the commercials, for the most part. But then it really became a good game. I mean, it really became a good game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun.

[J.D.]

Did you enjoy the halftime?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

I mean, I've heard people say things about, oh, Prince, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I loved it when he sang Dick in a Box. No. What?

[J.D.]

I don't think that happened. I don't believe that happened at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Justin Timberlake did not sing Dick in a Box.

[J.D.]

I don't believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I dreamt that. Have you ever seen that? Do you know that song?

[J.D.]

Yeah, but it was a Saturday in a live bit. He didn't do that. No, but he had a little Prince thing that he did, and the Prince people said Prince didn't want that. Really?

[Michael Turley]

It was entertaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prince is dead.

[J.D.]

I know exactly what Prince would argue. Yeah. Anyway, I loved it. I think it was a very good. Good game. How about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was. It was perfect. And I love the fact that Tom Brady lost.

[J.D.]

I love that a quarterback that was more or less sitting on the couch about four months ago won the Super Bowl. I don't know. To me, that's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It was a very near thing, though. They almost had that patented Patriots comeback.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was waiting for it the whole time.

[J.D.]

And you always wonder, why don't they play that way the whole game? Why don't they play that way in the last. In the last 60 seconds? Why don't they just do that the whole time?

[Bobbo]

Belichick, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why was he dressed like a parts manager?

[Michael Turley]

That's. That's his thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He's done that since day one, got into the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does it for. For, like, just during Super Bowls.

[Bobbo]

I.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, that's his gig. I mean, he's done that. I watched the two Bills on espn, and his mentor, Bill Parcels, would make fun of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank. Thank you for joining us at Chief Auto Parts. Okay. You're making model.

[J.D.]

Well, here's that air filter. You're about Nick Fole. What he's gonna do now. No, you know all the commercials. Well, I've won Super Bowl. Now I'm gonna go to Disney World. Apparently, leading the Philadelphia Eagles to their first ever super bowl isn't enough for Nick Fole. He says, actually, he said this before the game. He now wants to be a pastor at a high school. He says it's in his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had Jesus on their deal this.

[J.D.]

Year, all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their first quarterback was Jesus, too.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Oh, Winston. Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was like Jesus and folks was like God.

[J.D.]

They do Bible study together. In case you missed it, by the way, David.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed the Bible study.

[J.D.]

David beat Goliath 41 to 33.

[Bobbo]

So you're saying the Philadelphia Eagles are trending churchy, isn't they?

[J.D.]

They are. Absolutely. No.

[Michael Turley]

Unlike their town, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It works. It works.

[J.D.]

Isn't that dichotomy coming out of Philadelphia?

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked for him, dude.

[Bobbo]

Who was it on the show last week that said, there will be win or lose, there will be a riot in Philadelphia either way? That's going to happen.

[J.D.]

Of course it's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it and it did.

[J.D.]

They burned things and tipped things over and broke stuff.

[Michael Turley]

And eight things that just don't make sense off the ground from horses.

[J.D.]

We read that. Actually, we have a. We have a. One of those. Fact or Facebook folly, if you want to get into it. One of these is real. Sunday's super bowl win. Philadelphia fans were seen on the streets doing these three things, but only one of these is real. Tell me which one's real. One, pouring alcohol on a man wearing a Patriots jersey and setting him on fire. Number two, eating horse poop from a police horse in a drunken stupor, or number three, stealing two police horses. Which one of those is real? Pouring alcohol on a man wearing a patriot's jersey, setting him on fire.

[Bobbo]

That's eating church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on.

[Michael Turley]

Turley's DJing DJ is in. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I want to ask DJ, is this black, white, Latino or other, this type.

[Michael Turley]

Of behavior of what happens?

[DJ]

Yeah, let's see. I don't know. It's Philly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you want to start over? J.D.

[J.D.]

All right, this is gonna be Facebook fact or folly. So I'm gonna read you three things that happened after the Super Bowl. Only one of them is real, though. One of these three things actually happened. Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

You get to say, we're gonna let you guess dj. But then. And then we'll get on to your. We'll break in the black, white, Latino.

[J.D.]

Which one of these actually happen? Pouring alcohol on a Man wearing a patriot's jersey, setting him on fire, eating horse poop from a police horse in a drunken stupor, or stealing two police horses. One of those is real. Which one is real? Pouring alcohol on a man wearing a jersey or wearing the Patriots jersey, setting him on fire, eating horse poop from a police horse and a drunken stupor. Or number three, stealing two police horses.

[DJ]

Man. You know, Philly is really turned up right now. And I bet they're just actor out there acting a fool. So I'm gonna bet that it's eating the horse Dookie and I could. I'll bet you a good $5 that it was a white boy.

[Michael Turley]

Why would it be a white boy?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really? Well, everybody else is too smart to eat horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, Judy?

[J.D.]

The actual truth is stealing two police horses, that actually happened. They stole it and they. The horses were missing for 20 minutes.

[Bobbo]

No, guy ain't the poop though.

[J.D.]

No, that didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have a black, white, Latino brother today?

[Michael Turley]

I believe we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ]

Yes, we do indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right.

[Bobbo]

Now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Yes. Time for everybody's favorite game show, Black, White, Latino or other, where I read a news story and y' all tell me what race y' all think the culprit is. So today we got. Well, you know, if you figure if you bust out the pin, you'd want to stay out. But this cat out here in Texas busted out and then got caught busting back in. But this time he was sneaking in with about four bottles of whiskey, a big plate of barbecue and fried chicken, a bunch of bags of tobacco and some other snacks, and 5o caught him trying to creep back in. So now he's facing additional charges.

[J.D.]

He went back into prison.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But on the stash of food and stuff. Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

Hey, dude, if you're gonna be out, can you grab me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, pretty much.

[DJ]

He just made a store run.

[J.D.]

Hey, Jimmy, I need burgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whataburger. Yeah. Black guy.

[J.D.]

It has to be a white guy. I'm sorry. I just see in my mind, I just see a white guy stumbling through the bushes carrying all that stuff, man.

[Michael Turley]

I see somebody that's a hustler. He's a hustler.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna go with other. Did we say where this was in Texas.

[J.D.]

Texas. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

That's why guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a black guy. Okay, Baba.

[Bobbo]

I say black guy.

[DJ]

DJ man is. It's 27 year old Joshua Randall Hansen, a white man.

[J.D.]

I just Saw the bill.

[DJ]

Get some home cooking, man.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D.]

I didn't read the story, I swear. Yeah. And whiskey.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. He's so dedicated to his. His business model. Yeah, he's getting out. He's an entrepreneur.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the phones are screwed up today, so if you want to get your car bid, go to. Give me the vinductive. Givemetheven.com we're in Houston, Texas today. So the guys are at the studio in Dallas, and that's where the calls go. But for some reason we can't hear the callers. The callers can't hear us.

[Michael Turley]

Sean's on his way up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're doing our. We're doing our thousandth show today in Houston, Alabama and something.

[J.D.]

Alabama and Rice at the corner of Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. Come on, Jon, join us. By the way, we have more T shirts. We have the people that signed up ahead of time. We have your T shirt ready. Your sell that T shirt. But if you'd like to buy one and you didn't sign up ahead of time, they're 20 bucks and the money goes to Operation Airdrop. We still have those. And that's all. The party really starts officially at 12, but we'll be down there. You can come on in about 11:30 or so. But it starts officially at 12. If you want one of those shirts, we still have some available. So if you didn't sign up ahead of time, you can still get one today for 20 bucks. And the money goes to a great cause.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miller Light will be here.

[J.D.]

Miller Lights here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The girls are here in the beers. And that's what will get my friends to come.

[J.D.]

Right. It's raining in Houston. But you know, if there's free Middle Light and T shirts, we have 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Oh, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

One minute till break.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have. We don't have a phone number.

[Michael Turley]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. It's been a busy car. We broke another record. We sold 283 at Mannheim on Wednesday. We beat our old record by 50, you know, which was the largest record. We beat our record three times in the past six weeks, which is the Manheim Texas history record. Like the most sales in one day by any deal.

[J.D.]

There has to be a limit, though. It's like jumping out of an airplane. You can only go so fast before you hit the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the airplane of the. The jumper of. The girl is naked.

[J.D.]

Yes. She turns around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay. We don't need to get into that's interesting. Yes, it is. So.

[Bobbo]

No, but that dispels that myth because she did not whistle all the way down.

[J.D.]

Oh, we didn't really.

[Michael Turley]

30 seconds to pray.

[J.D.]

Really? Yeah. Thank you, Jesus.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[J.D.]

We're live in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Carson Wentz.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Nick Folk.

[J.D.]

Come on and join us.

[Bobbo]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

Listener party. Jesus starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for beating Tom Brady.

[J.D.]

Three hours. We have a listener party. Alabama and Rice, come on down. Get your T shirt. Get your. Sell that T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the VIN dot com.

[Bobbo]

You guys know me. Laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[Bobbo]

Love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, bomb.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call him. What? What? What time did you go to bed last night?

[Bobbo]

What time did I go to bed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. About 1:40.

[J.D.]

That's not what time you got off the elevator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you make a new friend? In. In. In. In our listener.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man. We had a ball. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I hear y' all knocking boots at the room next to me last night? No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I did.

[Bobbo]

Don't say that. No, I think I did nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I left the table at True Lux. I went up to the room and I heard y' all come in and heard your goofy ass whistling.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And. And then I. I heard. I heard. No. And then the security guard came up and he was hitting on my door. Big old black guy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what are you doing? It ain't me. It ain't me. Did you. Bobo. He's hung like a mule and he's hurting this lady. Go help.

[Bobbo]

Did security really come?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Because they came to my door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Like 1:45?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Bobbo]

And he said, are you aware of an alarm that went off over here?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Her alarm went off. I heard it. It woke me up.

[Bobbo]

He looked at me dubiously. No. John, I'd like to shake your hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I didn't know that you still had that in you.

[Bobbo]

Nothing like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that you could take a woman to that high of a level.

[Bobbo]

She's a lovely girl, and I think it would behoove us not to hack this one off.

[J.D.]

Yeah, she's a very sweet, very sweet lady.

[Bobbo]

Quality.

[John Clay Wolf]

She tells high level.

[Bobbo]

She tells a great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that Creed. That Creed song, can you get me higher? I mean, besides cards and wins and faults and Jesus. I mean, Bobbo had some Jesus going on in the room next to us. Yeah, it was amazing.

[Bobbo]

That's nutty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, You. You. It had me so intrigued. I. I was thinking maybe you should host the show today.

[J.D.]

Superman.

[Bobbo]

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. if you'd like to sell your car. The phones are not working in the studio. We can hear you, but you can't hear us because we are in Houston, Texas.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because today's our thousandth show and we are having a listener party after the show. If you go to john claywolf.com or the Facebook page John Claywolf show, the address is on here. It's right here at the. At Alabama and Rice across from the galleria. Free parking, free beer. I know it's raining down here, but we came a long way.

[J.D.]

If you're anywhere in the area, it's got three hours. We still have the Selma bit T shirts if you. If you pre ordered one, come get it today. If you still want one. They're 20 bucks and the money all goes to Operation Airdrop. You can get them right here. Again. Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. It's raining, but the party will continue and it's free beer starting at 12. Can't be. Just hang out with us. Hanging out, man, like Baba was. You know, he's a. He's a listener. Tractor, man. She came to see you.

[Bobbo]

I don't think.

[J.D.]

No, she came to see you.

[Bobbo]

I don't think that's true at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I went and saw. I saw a friend of mine's kid. I saw a friend of mine's kid.

[J.D.]

From high school when.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he never claimed. Oh, but it looked so much like him. And now that he's like a grown man. It's so stupid. She told her husband at the time she a Mexican man, that the child was his. And we all knew it was Clifford's.

[J.D.]

Okay, Clifford's, I'm assuming not Mexican. Okay, no Clifford.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever know a Mexican named Clifford? I don't know.

[J.D.]

That's. That's why I said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so damn.

[J.D.]

That's why I said.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's like in all of the old. In the Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I don't go to your stupid ass long ass story.

[Bobbo]

Bob is trying to tell something and Mary is Maria. But there is no Spanish Clifford to cover the.

[J.D.]

The big red dog. Tell your story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior year art class, high school.

[J.D.]

Boy, this is going to be a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clifford comes in late to art class and he has on duckhead khakis.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's covered in blood.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's odd. Not covered like head to toe. Like he murdered.

[J.D.]

It's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the hands, but like, you know, from, like, like, from like belly button down to the knees.

[J.D.]

Wow, it's a lot of blood. Class. There's a lot of blood to bring to our class.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he tells the teacher that he hit a deer on the way in to school because our class is our first period. Okay. And that he had to pull the deer off his car and move it off the road.

[J.D.]

Okay, this all sounds like legit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And so he had to go check in. Then he went and I'd buy it. Left. Teacher said, go clean up, go home, come back and be good. But what had really happened is he'd been with the Mexican man's woman.

[J.D.]

Oh, was she also Spanish?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Okay, just checking.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Little country white girl.

[J.D.]

Okay, so he'd been there. Where did the blood come from? Can I ask or do I even need to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a child today that still. That is walking around this earth. Now that's not it, Turley. But they were making love.

[Bobbo]

Sweet, sweet love.

[J.D.]

I still. You really haven't told me where the blood came from. And do I need to. I think I'm afraid to ask at this point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would be.

[J.D.]

Okay, we're gonna stop right there. Hey, it's 9 11. We're in Houston. Go ahead, tell the rest.

[Bobbo]

We was driving down the highway on the course way and we hit this deer. You know how they tried out in the middle of the road and then they borrow a couple of steak knives. Hey Ma, can I borrow the steak knives?

[J.D.]

You knew different that there was no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Clifford comes. He'd been. He'd been with his. His high school lover and. And he's a mess. And he comes into the class and says that hit the deer, hit the deer. And when I saw this kid, I just couldn't quit thinking about that story. This guy's like 20 something years old now.

[J.D.]

Do you see him this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, here.

[Bobbo]

Did he murder the woman in cold blood?

[J.D.]

No, Pablo, just stop. You're going to ask. You're going to ask a question we can't answer.

[Bobbo]

I've been watching too much csi, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's ruined me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life is crazy is what I'm trying to say. Life is crazy.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what a crazy. What made Clifford hit the deer? What made Clifford get his duckhead pants all messy pieces? Pulling the deer off the road in his Mustang gt? What's the deer doing in the highway? Yeah, and why did the deer have babies that Clifford didn't Clifford didn't want to take responsibility for.

[J.D.]

You know, I'm just confused here.

[Bobbo]

Oh, dear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dear. And then why did she say so? This is not. This is. Why did she tell.

[J.D.]

Because I know Jesse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That it was his kid.

[J.D.]

Well, because she didn't want to say it's Clifford's kid. I mean, come on, she's married.

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

She wasn't married. She was like, 18. We're in high school.

[J.D.]

Okay, so who's this? Her husband was my husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied about the husband.

[J.D.]

Oh, see, there you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied.

[J.D.]

No wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me. Tell them the truth. Tell them you lied.

[Bobbo]

He was the. The conciliator.

[J.D.]

Oh, got you. Okay, now I follow you because you lied, right?

[Bobbo]

It's all about consequence, JD this is the story. Tell. This is a parable.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

You know, people are worried about their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids looking at bad things on the Internet or having a few beers with us after the. At 12 o' clock in Houston.

[J.D.]

What should they be worried about? They should be worried about deer.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should be worried about Clifford and deers, right?

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

So.

[Bobbo]

And from no fault of its own, the poor dear, the last thing that went through that deer's mind was. Was the radiator of that beauty.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I knew Clifford was a different kind of guy when.

[J.D.]

When.

[John Clay Wolf]

When his dog that humped all the animals in the pillows in the house. A little schnauzer.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

They shot him.

[J.D.]

Shot the dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they shot him. They shot the dog.

[J.D.]

They shot the dog because he humped pillows.

[John Clay Wolf]

They shot the dog because he humped. He humped everything.

[J.D.]

Whiskey in your coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clifford and Sullins took the dog in the back and shot it.

[J.D.]

Why did they shoot. I don't even care anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, maybe you do need to put your kids in private school.

[Bobbo]

Well, they didn't. They didn't shoot it dead.

[J.D.]

There's a whole nother story going on in John's head.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they shot him dead.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just like hey Joe. Just like Jimi Hendrix sang about. They took him to the executioner.

[Bobbo]

Said, I'm gonna shoot my schnauzer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. It's very weird. I'm not trying to get so dark today.

[Bobbo]

Well, no, you know what? When you. When you wax philosophical. Yeah, I can follow, man. I know exactly what. What you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Bobbo]

Somewhere there's a sweet Latino child that is the only bearer of any kind of justice from this story at all. Ted Cruz.

[J.D.]

Took four minutes, but we got to the punchline.

[Bobbo]

All right, two thirds. To whom we say good morning, Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning Oklahoma. Good morning West Texas, East Texas and.

[Bobbo]

All between God the speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lousiana. Nice mics. Gotta love it.

[J.D.]

Yeah you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas, San Antonio, Austin.

[J.D.]

Now once again if you're just tuning in, the listener party for the 1000th show starts at 12 o' clock in Houston at the corner of Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. We do have more sell that T shirts. If you signed up online your shirt is here. Come get it. Free Miller Light TV and $20. Otherwise you can get still get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do with the $20 JD what if I'm going.

[J.D.]

To give it to Operation Airdrop? Cuz that's what I do, I'm a giving guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if we don't give it to the charity? What if we just keep the $20?

[J.D.]

Okay, come on down and just give us 20 bucks cuz we're going to spend it wisely at True Lux. And bring the kids cuz Uncle JD's.

[Bobbo]

Going to give Cadillac rides.

[J.D.]

What a trip. What a trip. Oh by the way, Kebab will ride home with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we got to the hotel last night I noticed that you bought your own hotel room. Because I, I, we, we bought hotel rooms for you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because two huge luxurious rooms.

[J.D.]

Yes, yes, but you snore enough to wake people up in other buildings.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes love and it wakes up the whole floor. Right.

[J.D.]

Plus you had another once you had.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't have woken up more. More people in the Vegas shooter.

[Bobbo]

Hey man.

[J.D.]

Right. God. Oh that was dark. Yeah you had. And then you had a guest on top of everything else. What am I supposed to do? Lay on the couch while you. Not if I'm in your room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. I heard you were late to the broadcast this morning too.

[Bobbo]

Nuh.

[J.D.]

Yes you were. Yes you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

My alarm did not go. I mean it went off but you.

[J.D.]

Know in a hotel they got this wild thing. It's a phone and they're call you. It's new.

[Bobbo]

I was here at 7:40 same as you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but you went downstairs to smoke when the show started at 805. Cameron smoking.

[Bobbo]

Cameron and Little Pepe were setting up things for us. I don't know exactly.

[J.D.]

Did you know the show starts at 8:05? Why do you go down to smoke?

[Bobbo]

Jose is the one we call Little Pepe. That's what they call him around here. Charlie, that's his wolf pack name this place.

[J.D.]

If this was a plane that was on fire and crashing, Bob would be in the bathroom smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well so what?

[Bobbo]

What of it?

[J.D.]

Dude, just because our host is overslept and you're downstairs smoking, you could have helped your butter out your brother out.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I woke up, I thought it was 7:15. I was like, oh, man, I missed my conference call, man.

[J.D.]

I got plenty of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually was calling into the conference call, figuring I was late, you know.

[Bobbo]

I nearly called you, man. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

5:30, when we started eating breakfast, he goes, did you call John? I'm like, no, John's got a conference call. He'll be up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. If you weren't knocking boots next door so loud and keeping me up and I was having to do everybody else's work on the run list, then I would have been here on time. But I'm okay. It's not bothering me. The air conditioner doesn't work very well in this place anyway.

[J.D.]

Apparently, it is.

[Bobbo]

It is a little warm in Houston and raining like a monsoon.

[Michael Turley]

So you guys telling me your rider wasn't set like it's supposed to be?

[J.D.]

Not exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put brown M M's in the bowl, Turley.

[Bobbo]

That's the biggest understatement of the morning.

[Michael Turley]

Charlie, is there a spit cup there for you? Cuz that was on Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you. When you. You and me talking, then don't start getting weird. And, J.D. you just shut up.

[J.D.]

I'm shutting up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Actually, where's your mic? I might have to turn me off.

[J.D.]

I'm right there. I'm the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the other one? Keep going.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's it. I'm off.

[Bobbo]

Nice to J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, Bovo, you and me.

[Bobbo]

He's my ride home.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and the gal leave the restroom. Restaurant I left in front of you. So you're saying, hey, let's go, because she's staying at the hotel, too.

[Bobbo]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all get back to the hotel and how does it go? Do you want to go to the bar? Do you want to have another drink?

[Bobbo]

We actually. I had quite a bit of quality Pino Grigio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw it on the bill in.

[Bobbo]

My room, and we drank a little wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. You're in the lobby. Was the concept of y' all going to your room to drink wine already cleared, or did you have to. Were you, like, at the elevator where you go to three and she goes to eight?

[Bobbo]

Okay. The three of us, she, JD And I were standing outside the hotel, and she had a wonderful story to tell us.

[J.D.]

Yes, that.

[Bobbo]

And she told us the story. Okay, so 45 minutes later, go into the hotel, and we hung around, and JD Went up the elevator Goes up.

[J.D.]

I'm on six. They're on five. They get off at five. I go to six and go to bed.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I thought you were coming back down.

[J.D.]

Yes, I said that. So I can get out of the elevator with you. I said I'll be right back. Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. God damn. That's why I turned him off. Listen, you asked me. Look at me. When did you say. How did you say you wanted. Do you want to come to my room?

[Bobbo]

I said, we were standing outside and I said, I think it's a good time for a drink. Okay, we all agreed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. You and her and jd.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So then. And you said, I have wine in the room. Would you. Would you like to. That's a closing statement. Would you like to come to my room?

[Bobbo]

Always be closing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. ABCs.

[Bobbo]

Aida, it's hard to get anything straight out of here.

[J.D.]

I'm giving you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be. We'll be back in just a minute. I've got to get to the bottom of this. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, go to givemetheven.com today if you want to sell us your car. We want to buy it.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com coming up.

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[J.D.]

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

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[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Call it 800. 800 radio, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[J.D.]

Morning, John. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I got to get back to you. I've got to pick up where I left off. I've got to get to the bottom of this story. So what did you do with her? So y' all are in the elevator?

[Bobbo]

We actually. We have a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all fun. Y Don't get weird with me now. I'm not. Don't get weird with me. This is our thousandth show, Bobo. We share tale stories. That's what bros do. Bros before hoes.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to tell you what we did. So we went back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to. But I know you lie, so I'm trying to get. I wanted the truth, cuz I heard it through the walls. My room was next to yours, was it not? She took the gal up to your room. Y' all had some. When you're pouring wine and you're talking, are you. How are you romancing her? How are you snake charming this girl? Or. Because really, from what I saw at the restaurant, you didn't need to. And really, what I'm wondering is if you weren't smart enough to just shut up and close the deal down, and you just kept talking and you talked yourself out of it. Because I'm lying.

[Michael Turley]

The hell I believe. The. The Houston broadcast was possessed there for a second. You guys there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[DJ]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she. Did you talk yourself out of it? Did you. Did you sit there and get up there and start being too nice and talking too much? What'd you do? Why didn't I hear you screwing her through the wall?

[Bobbo]

We had an adventure, okay? It's crazy because the wine's getting warm, right? So we had to find ice. And she knows where all the ice machines are. Yeah, they're on 4, 6, and 8. So we took the stairs. Bob for my floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn it. I'm not in the mood. I'm tired.

[Bobbo]

I'm sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't listen to your long ass drawn out.

[Bobbo]

Came back up the room, and we wandered about the hotel for hours, man, just trying different ice machines.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot get an answer out of the gut.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, that's what happened.

[J.D.]

Did the word three way ever come out of her mouth? I'm just asking you.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember anything like that, okay? I don't recall anything like that. You guys are trying to screw me up with this very nice woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vavo you. Why? Why do you not think that she. We've not said her name. We haven't said where she's from. We haven't said anything. So she knows who she is. You know who she is? Yeah. Nobody else does.

[J.D.]

So why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why the big C secret?

[Bobbo]

There's no secret at all, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't we talk about it? She came to all this feel. I bought her dinner last night at True Lux, right? Okay. I got 150 in this deal. I want the effing story.

[Bobbo]

I'm giving you the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a butt story, and I want it now. And if you don't have one, I think you might need to go. Well, however, that Bobbo comes to Houston and meets his first groupie and closes the deal. All right, but I invested.

[Bobbo]

You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm trying to, but you can't. Quit talking about ice machines and bs. That is off the topic.

[Bobbo]

I took her back to her room at 1:45. Okay. Walked her home. Nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And then I felt like it was time to explore the streets of downtown Houston for a bit. I've been out all night. You know, we're on Alabama Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're down here in the middle of all the. All the fun.

[Bobbo]

Okay. What's the first cross street? I don't know what it is, but six blocks that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Boy, you can strike sparks. They were going all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Treasures. Yeah. Did you go Treasures?

[Bobbo]

I don't want to name any names, but we were right about the name Cinnamon.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the way, Baba, you had your own groupie.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't call her groupie. She's a very nice woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't close a door. You couldn't.

[Bobbo]

Why don't close doors? I value human beings, the human experience. I'm an artist.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't move a deer off a highway. I might like Clifford.

[Bobbo]

I mean, they can't run away at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, next time that I'm. I'm giving away free permits for deer hunts, I'm gonna give it to JD Because JD could have closed that deal easily, and he would have told me the story. And that's what. When you're over there at the Trulux ordering bottles of wine on my tab, not a glass, but a bottle. Let's get a bottle. Let's go to the most expensive steakhouse in Houston and order bottles. Okay, that's fine. Everybody have fun. I wanted to treat you guys to a nice dinner, but to have your date there.

[Bobbo]

My date?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because that's what.

[Bobbo]

How is she my date?

[John Clay Wolf]

I expect a story. I expect the story. I expect the story, and I'm getting nothing.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm trying to tell you the story, man. You're not satisfied with the story because.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a terrible story. And you're lying. And you're lying. Dog dung. Son of a biscuit eater. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I'll be right back.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by gimmetheven.com or just come down. If you're in Houston. Come down to Alabama down by the Galleria. Go to john claywolf.com you can get the exact address. West Alabama Rice revenue listener party. I think we've been on the air down here eight years. Today's our thousandth show over the past 11 years, and we're the beer trucks coming. We've got our T shirts. We're just having a little listener party right after the show. We're gonna walk out and do a meet and greet with you guys and have a few cocktails.

[J.D.]

Yeah, don't think it's outdoors either, that we keep saying the corner of Alabama and Rice. It's indoors. So if it's raining, don't worry about it. We got you covered. It's inside the building, and the parking lot's right there. Parking lot's right here. Lots of parking lot parking. A lot of free parking, Free beer, and Babo's stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, back to Babo stories. And remember, the. The phones are screwed up today because we're on remote down in Houston. So the. It was so close, we can't hear the callers or they can't hear us. So if you want to get a. If you need to get a. If you want to sell your car, go to. Give me the vi. N. Give me the vin. Givein.com. so, Bob, I left. We go to. Let me recap. Longtime listener in town for the listener party.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna say any names.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice lady. She's always very nice. She's always there, man.

[Bobbo]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's always you. You see her socially. Media and this and that. Yeah, she's been on board for a long time. We take her to dinner last night. Yep. She won the contest.

[J.D.]

She was beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sat her next to Bobbo with True Lux. And I was like, this is Bobbo's Clifford story where he gets to kill the deer. For those of y' all who missed the Clifford story, you get it off the podcast later on. It was in the first hour.

[Bobbo]

It's very demeaning. It's very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop. I was off. The sacrificial lamb was offered to Babo. Here is the groupie.

[Bobbo]

So I'm the prodigal baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have the groupie Bobo. And then I leave. Get everybody liquored Up. Run up a big tab, leave. You guys come back to the hotel. She and. Hi, J.D. go. I got a question. Are you into three ways? Okay. And Baba's writing office. Oh, she was just plotting around, kidding around.

[J.D.]

Didn't quite go that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it go?

[J.D.]

It went, I don't smoke and I don't drink. She says, do you do anything? Do you have sex? Like maybe three ways? That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is you, her and Babo on the elevator at the High, smoking at the Galleria.

[Bobbo]

We were standing out in front of the hotel smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you say? Jd, You've been swinger for like half your life.

[J.D.]

I kind of saw where that was going and I just laughed, actually. Cuz I literally had other plans and I am in a relationship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to your Twitter and hashtag me too?

[J.D.]

I did, in fact, yes.

[Bobbo]

I took.

[J.D.]

I took a snapshot.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, you go up to the room with her. Y' all go back to your room and you have wine ready. Right? And you did not close this deal. And I want to understand why. How in the hell can you not? You've been romancing this woman out of her panties on Saturday mornings for seven years.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she drove all the way from God's creation to meet you. We've got her staked up, liquored up, drunk tub. You're at the high house, she's a groupie. And you can't close. You can't close. So I want to understand. Y' all get back to the room.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is worse than death.

[Bobbo]

No, the eye contact was all there. Yeah, you know, I thought it was going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did, too. I was in the room next to you and I was waiting to hear.

[Bobbo]

It just didn't go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was waiting to hear it. I had a lot of money invested.

[Bobbo]

And I don't. I mean, I don't think that I've entered that terrorized realm of friend guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a happily married guy with a bunch of kids, so I can't do these kind of things. But the idea we fly down to Houston, Bobbo bangs a groupie in the hotel room at the Hyatt house. I mean, you know, is cliche and corny as that is, that's that I would have gotten some enjoyment of the fact that I knew I put all that together.

[J.D.]

Two things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like raising a child.

[Bobbo]

It is two things.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll be educating a child.

[Bobbo]

I'll be as brief as I possibly can. Okay? Two things. One, this is a quality woman that probably shouldn't be, you know, preyed upon that way. We got together, we had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, J.D. are you into three ways?

[J]

No.

[Bobbo]

You know why she said that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, hey, she also said, here's when I knew that you should have had this. This is when I left dinner, when she got drunk and started telling these long winded stories. And one of them was her having sex in a radio station with a dj.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I know, Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Landing lights are on, Runway's clear, all the animals are clear. And the whole city has come out to the airport, clapping, looking up at the sky, waiting for you to land.

[J.D.]

Charles Lindbergh in France.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so that's the one thing, okay, different, different kind of girl. If it doesn't happen, you let it go. Two, there are many fish in the sea and we're gonna have them down here today. So the party ain't over. You know, it's not like I've blown every opportunity possible. This wasn't me. I was respectful, I was nice, I was cool and we had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this would have been the best looking gal you have mounted up on in 10 years.

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[Bobbo]

She is very, she is very.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do know about that.

[Bobbo]

She is very attractive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Putting you down. And she's my type, but I'm telling.

[Bobbo]

You the truth, she's the exact correct height.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the idea that like the US old bastards in the radio show and all this and you mount up on a good looking young gal that was over, out of your league because of all this at the Hyatt House in Houston across from the Galleria after big night out. You really, I'm really disappointed in you. Hurt. I'm really disappointed in you. I'm not happy right now. Well, so actually she's back at your hotel room right now across the street. Is this correct?

[J.D.]

Yes, that is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. 9:15. Here's what I want you to do, baba. I want you to leave and I want you to go back across the street, come back at the segment at 9 to 1025. I want you to go close that deal, son. I'm not kidding. You know, you know, we'll do, we'll wait until the 11 o' clock hour. I'm gonna give you a little time to think about this, but you're gonna get your ass back out on that field. You're gonna lace your shoes back up, buckle that chin strap, quit being a whiny baby bitch and you're gonna get up there and you're gonna tap that ass or you're not gonna be a friend of mine and I'm not gonna be associated with you anymore. Do you understand me?

[J.D.]

Wow, this got so ugly so fast.

[Bobbo]

It's not ugly. He's fronting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not front. Do I look like I'm front?

[Bobbo]

He thinks he's cool.

[J.D.]

I don't think he is, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're serious. I'm not fronting.

[Bobbo]

He thinks he's cool.

[J.D.]

He didn't sleep well. He overslept the show. He fell down in the street on the way over here in the rain. He's not happy. And now he's really not happy.

[Bobbo]

But you're talking to the wrong cat. That's the kind of deal you lay on. Strip club, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pablo, don't be a dork. Strip club. Can't even find his own pp.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna stop being a dork right now.

[DJ]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're starting to be a dork. You need to get your ass back over there and you need to put that woman out of her misery that's sitting in your hotel room waiting on you.

[Michael Turley]

This sounds like a coach talking to a player right now.

[J.D.]

Yeah, okay, man. This is what happened in the first half.

[John Clay Wolf]

He starts talking about strip club.

[J.D.]

We still have another half ahead of us, man. Dude, let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. Come on.

[Bobbo]

Sound like a crappy coach. Sound like an SMU coach.

[J.D.]

I don't care if you're bleeding. Get out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care if you hit a deer on the way to school this morning. 800. Well, we don't have. We don't have a phone number, but we are going to meet our. We are going to meet our listeners today at noon right at Houston, and we are going to bring Babo's kill down from the Hyatt into the room. And we're going to introduce her to all of y' all after he finishes.

[J.D.]

The job once again. We are. I was told to make sure everybody knows it's West Alabama and Rice in Houston. If you're coming down for the listener party that starts at 12 o', clock, we have the T shirts, we have Free Mellow Light. We have the ladies. We have Bobbo in all his glory.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of his glory. Right now. He's got. He doesn't have much glory right now. I'm not very impressed with my. With my.

[J.D.]

If you didn't pre register for a T shirt, sell that T shirt. If you didn't Pre register for one of those. You can still buy one for 20 bucks. And the money goes into John Clay Wolf paying for true life last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Family, guys, dude, family. We're old stiffs. We work. You see me, I never stop working. You are the dream, dude.

[Bobbo]

I gave.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are the dream.

[Bobbo]

I gave it my best shot. It didn't go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are too young to start coaching them right like this.

[Bobbo]

But there's going to be a lot of elementary school women here today, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No, you've got a good looking one in your hotel room.

[Bobbo]

You, I think she probably in her motel room at this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Details, details.

[J.D.]

Would you do. Would you say this to your own son? Would you. Would you coach and when he's 20, sure. Okay.

[Bobbo]

What about when he's 48? He knows what he's doing and it just doesn't go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he might need a little refresher. People pay Tony Robbins to tell them how to live.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

People. I've seen some of the tail you've pulled up. You ain't fine. You got a real one here. You've got a billfish on the end of a wire line.

[J.D.]

Welcome to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're used to pulling crappie out of the hood creek.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I can see it. I can see it every time you do that. Some special thing. Pound that desk, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, good morning. What's up? Going on?

[J.D.]

Good morning, Randy. Randy came with us in my car by the way. All the way down here to Houston. In the back seat talking the whole time, yippity yippity yappity yap. When it wasn't Bobbo, it was Randy.

[J]

He's aggressive driver, not an aggressive. He's passing people on the shoulder.

[J.D.]

He keeps bouncing back and forth between all the windows. In the back seat looking out the left, looking out the right, looking out the left.

[J]

He passed a guy had a 40 foot boat, one of the big ones with a cabin and everything.

[J.D.]

I know.

[J]

Passed him on the shoulder and flipped him the bird.

[J.D.]

That was you. I didn't.

[J]

He rolled out.

[J.D.]

That didn't happen. Now Randy's bouncing around the car like a something on speed.

[J]

Hey, I put on. I put on my seat belt and even in the back seat you gotta be careful riding with JD and he eats a lot. He stopped at every Weiburger Wendy in Sonic all the way to Houston.

[J.D.]

I did. That's crazy.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you Randy could have closed that deal. What do you think, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Randy probably closed a few deals on the way down.

[J.D.]

Randy was all Over.

[J]

Hey, Houston's awesome this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

What's good for you? How's it good for all the aminals? Really?

[J]

Yeah. This is party town. H town.

[J.D.]

H town.

[J]

Yeah, we're getting down, getting it on. Not like Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J]

Mama's a weirdo. I know, but he talked to that girl nine hours.

[J.D.]

I know.

[J]

Total. Total.

[J.D.]

All night long yesterday, right?

[J]

Nothing. He's like the biggest savior of the human race.

[J.D.]

Oh, stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[J]

You know, I mean, I like him.

[J.D.]

So what have you done? What have you been done since you've been down here? Anything.

[J]

What have I done?

[J.D.]

Yeah. In Houston, you said?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[J]

Galleria, they got a CVS store.

[J.D.]

Cvs?

[J]

Yeah. You like the cvs?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[J]

They don't sell cigarettes.

[J.D.]

No, they don't.

[J]

What's the deal?

[J.D.]

Because they want to people to live a healthy life.

[J]

You don't have to smoke three packs a day. It's not gonna hurt you.

[J.D.]

Yes, it is.

[J]

Everybody that's just like Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're all men.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Yeah, we're all men.

[J]

He just can't get it done.

[J.D.]

No, he gets.

[J]

I think he's troubled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? I don't know.

[J]

He's got those sad eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a handful of hundred dollar bills.

[J]

It's just like with us, it's all nature.

[J.D.]

It's all nature.

[J]

It's all about the nut, you know?

[J.D.]

We have a story coming up after 10 o' clock about one of your kind of your furry buddies. A hamster. Did you hear this story on Spirit Airlines?

[J]

Have I heard a hamster story?

[J.D.]

No, this specific story.

[J]

40 years there been hamster stories.

[J.D.]

Well, we could tell it now.

[J]

What is it about? Hamsters and meteorologists.

[J.D.]

No, that's, no, that's puxatani, Phil. That's a whole different story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick. If we are still [e-mail] [e-mail] and DNM Leasing is hiring leasing agents down. It's a partner of ours in Houston. If you'd like to inquire about becoming a leasing agent, also send your resume to [e-mail] if you'd like to sell your car and go to give me givemetheven.com because the phones are messed up today and we're not able to talk to our listeners.

[Michael Turley]

Sean the engineer is here right now trying to work on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Sean the engineer, that's great.

[Bobbo]

Thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't, I, I, I Just cut Randy off because he wasn't going anywhere.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and, and when Randy can't.

[Bobbo]

Be going, oh, was Randy here?

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He was.

[J.D.]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed it. We all did.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You want to hear the story about the hamster or not? We want to hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Randy, come back. Let's hear it.

[J.D.]

Okay. Basically this young lady was. Was going from college to south Florida. She called Spirit Airlines. She said she wanted to take her emotional support pet with her. Okay. And her emotional support pet is a hamster. So she shows up at the airport and the airline goes, no, you can't take a hamster on the airplane. And they recommended she flush it down the toilet.

[Caller]

It.

[J.D.]

And, and the worst thing possible happened. She went in the bathroom, she thought, she cried. She said, I have to take this airplane. She flushed Pebbles the hamster down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it in the air?

[J.D.]

No, they were. They had yet to take off. They wouldn't let her take the hamster on the airplane. Pebbles took a. Had a watery grave.

[John Clay Wolf]

And airline spokesman now, did Pebbles get flushed in a blue tank toilet airplane?

[J.D.]

No. In the airport. She never got on the pebble. Never made it to the friendly skies. No. Air spirit online spokesman was quoted as saying, have you seen some of the people that fly Spirit? A hamster really would be a step.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up if she, if she would have been traveling with my wife's hairdresser. She could have given the hamster to him.

[J.D.]

Oh, God, don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would really appreciate it.

[J.D.]

Why do we have to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone through several of them. I think he likes gerbil.

[J.D.]

Let there be a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need it. Randy.

[J]

I need to be afraid of hairdressers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I need to introduce you to the gay hairdresser. You know, he's probably. He's getting older now. He might like a chipmunk. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Give me the vin.com. what's it pay? I don't know. Ask Bobbo. He likes to buy pay for things that don't close [e-mail] Mike, I need a countdown. Sir. Mike Turley.

[J.D.]

Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can. Okay, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio when the phones work.

[Bobbo]

When his wife is in bed and sick with the flu, that's what he calls strip club night. He doesn't pack lunches, help with homework, or tell bedtime stories. He believes these are all clear cut examples of Women's work. He's always happy to take out the trash, after which he'll return three hours later, piss drunk. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Give me the VIN.

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is what I thought Baba was going to be doing last night. So you're black and blue.

[Bobbo]

That's what you thought?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just couldn't. I mean, take a brother to water. You could throw him in the water. Yeah, you did set the whole thing up.

[J.D.]

You immersed him. You actually baptized him. I baptized very expensive wine.

[Bobbo]

You better know. You saw me at dinner, at the table.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All right. And we hung around for a long time. You better know that. I got to know the girl and gave it my best part. If you're disappointed, you go ahead and bitch and cry all morning. I've done that. I gave the best. How you think I feel bad? Okay, you're hacked off.

[J.D.]

How do you think I feel about it?

[Bobbo]

So you go. But you go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

On. When y' all get back to the room, and you're like, did you try to kiss her?

[Bobbo]

Dude, I moved her to all the primary stations. Right on the bed. I'm sitting on the ottoman. Right? Sat her on the ottoman. I'm sitting on the couch. Eye contact. Eye contact. Gave her the speech. You know, I've looked at you on Facebook for years. Really enjoy your. Your photos. You know, I know you're. You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are in the room.

[Bobbo]

Grown ass, responsible woman, and I'm just kind of knocked out to be sitting.

[J.D.]

In a room with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just trying.

[Bobbo]

Just. Just knocked out to be sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told her you were knocked out to be sitting in a room with her? Yeah, well, that's the problem. You. What happened? Well, you're the star. She came to see you, and you're sitting there kissing a bunch of ass and turning the table. You didn't know how to handle yourself.

[Bobbo]

That's my deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it really worked out well.

[Bobbo]

Well, so what, you know, what are you gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. I'm just.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

I'm done.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do with me over there that. You know, what can you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Gave It. Gave her the college try three times.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she said at dinner that she had had sex with a radio host in a radio studio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, she did say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, why don't we bring her up here and have Babo, breed her on the air.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Doug said very nervously, oh, you can't do that. You can't do that.

[J.D.]

Not in the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do that. And JD Said, we did it on.

[J.D.]

The Russ Martin show. We've done it many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, I think that that's what we should do.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Bobbo needs to take it to the ultimate level. And, ah, I'm just disappointed. I'm just a. Disappointed.

[J.D.]

You expected away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just disappointed. Stepdad Bob, great story.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, I feel the same way about it, but, you know, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna do?

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do?

[J.D.]

We're still in Houston.

[Bobbo]

I think the me too thing has something to do with it too, because, like, you're afraid to go further than. Than just, you know, giving the Buy side anymore.

[J.D.]

Think about that.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it's not like we work together or anything, but these days, look what happened to Kobe Bryant.

[J.D.]

Oh, please.

[Bobbo]

At least that was not forceful.

[J.D.]

How many others? Kevin Hart and everybody else.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, so, I mean, you should be happy that I'm not in jail this morning.

[J.D.]

He's got a point, John. You should be thanking him. You didn't have to get him out of jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't have got him out of jail.

[J.D.]

That's the problem. You wouldn't have gotten him out. Oh, and Houston jails are not nice. I've heard very bad stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy of mine's getting married. It was so funny where I'm talking to him, hey, did you know I'm gonna be a daddy? No. When I was like, who is she? What is she?

[J.D.]

Yeah, what's the story?

[Bobbo]

Are you married?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's it, you know. How old is she? Is what is what? I asked him. Oh, well, there's a transition.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is she?

[J.D.]

How old is your friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

First, he's. I'll get there.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is he? How old is he?

[J.D.]

How old is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's young.

[J.D.]

Well, I'm getting that from the Dr. Hook song.

[Bobbo]

How young was she?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was when I asked, how young is she? So my buddy calls, he says, I'm getting. I'm gonna be a daddy. I says. I say, great. Awesome. And how. Oh, how old is she? Well, she's young. How young is she? She's 17. Younger. 17 years younger than I am. That's kind of young. And I was like, well, then how old are you?

[J.D.]

Yeah, because I wasn't sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bobbo]

Ben's not 25, is he?

[J.D.]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 38. But she just turned 20. So that's 16 and a half, I guess, not 17.

[J.D.]

Well, so I've aged a year since then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that speaking the son of a. We need to give a son of a toast.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To Ben, our Whataburger Cokes. And to Ben, the dad to be who at 38 knocked up a 19 year old man.

[J.D.]

Did you see the girl by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I'm not, but. But they're.

[J]

They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're planning a good life together and. And he really likes her and. It's not just sex, Bob. Oh, it's not just sex. It's not about sex. It's about raising children.

[Bobbo]

It's what modern day psychologists call the caresh factor in being.

[John Clay Wolf]

Being a family man. The fact that she's 17 years younger.

[Bobbo]

This is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, it kind of does. Speaking of lives, what was funny? We were over in Dallas to something the other day and my.

[J.D.]

You and your wife.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D.]

What?

[Caller]

What? What? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife and I and the kids, Russ and Audrey and the kids were driving around and we, we. We. We took the. We were over at SMU driving around campus. I was showing kids where dad's old alma mater normal. And, and you know the, the Nolan, the. The eight year old, he's noticing the cars in the parking lot. Man, these kids should ride fat. Damn you that. I mean this looks like the, like the European auto center, right? Like. Yeah, nothing's changed, son.

[Bobbo]

Nothing's changed.

[J.D.]

They all drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Polos, ponies and the other word, no ponies, Porsches and probation.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're driving around the park and we're driving down some, you know, the great streets in Highland Park.

[J.D.]

They are beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

The homes are unbelievable. It's just, it's the nicest homes in Texas. No offense Houston, but they are, in my opinion they are beautiful. She's very old.

[J.D.]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's seen this before but we just haven't been down that like Beverly and etc in a while. And she's looking back and forth at these houses because when you're driving down the street you're trying to catch both sides.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's going so hard. She whipped her neck. She hurt her neck. She hurt her neck like not like oh my gosh, my neck sore. Like I'm injured.

[J.D.]

Like popped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She rubbernecking so hard. So excited. It's just such a woman thing. Isn't that just so funny? We're driving her through Highland park. She rubbed her naked so hard she blew her Neck out.

[J.D.]

These houses are just amazing.

[Bobbo]

It will blow your mind, though. Highland park house. I mean, I bought a used bed over there for my son one time off of Craigslist and I couldn't believe dad, he goes, dad, where are we going?

[John Clay Wolf]

As my son would say, we're going to where they serve full candy bars at home.

[J.D.]

Not the little ones, not the fun size, the share the full size.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you do have wrestling ball on the isu. Let's talk to Russia.

[J.D.]

Good morning Rush joining us live from Florida to Houston.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you coming for the listener party today in Houston?

[Bobbo]

I'd like to be. I'm gonna try to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you right now?

[J.D.]

My.

[Bobbo]

And I've already fired two assistants over this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

This morning, no one told me the gig was at noon. They said 12 o'. Clock. I knew Saturday. I figured midnight.

[J.D.]

God, no.

[Bobbo]

So we haven't gotten the plane out yet. Working on transportation. It's about a 13 hour drive, so we may be late for the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe about 2am it's from 12 to noon. Go to john claywolf.com. anyone who'd like to come meet us. Today, we're having a listener party.

[Bobbo]

Free beer about 12 o' clock noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free hot wings.

[Bobbo]

So the liquor stores will be open. Yeah, that'll be a great time. I'll tell you this, this thing was bubble.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's our thousandth show. I know, Rush. You've had more than the other thing.

[Bobbo]

His problem is Bubbles, like ultra religious, isn't he? Like he's looking for a clean girl? No, and they're just, they're not out there anymore, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbos dated. Ex cons, ex strippers. Former cons, current cons, current strippers, clergyman.

[Bobbo]

Oh, so he's a Satanist, Deep diver, Bottom feeder.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a deep diver.

[Bobbo]

Well, you don't take a guy like that to Houston. Why he take him to Little Rock, home of William Jefferson Clinton. That's Bobble's kind of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. That's where he feels.

[Bobbo]

It all makes sense to me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I took a little. I took a little peyote with Ted Nugent last week and we were talking about this very same subject. You know, women today, they don't. They don't like a nice fellow. You know, Ted says, this has been working for me for years. When a woman seems interested in me, I show her something large that I've killed. They like that ruthless bit. It's never worked for me either. Bobbo's thing is probably he should. He should probably Stop going to church so often and try and be a part of this world we live in. Have a couple of Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with Trump this week? Give me political catch up.

[Bobbo]

That's been a very interesting time with Trump this week. You know about the Nunes memo. I don't know why they call it a memo or the Nunes memo. Apparently, you know, the FBI has been out to get Trump for years now. The Nunes memo clearly proves this beyond the shadow of a doubt. Substantiated by such fine periodicals. Sure. As the Breitbart report.

[J.D.]

Right, right, right.

[Bobbo]

Not to mention the Daily Nooner.

[J.D.]

The Daily Nooner.

[Bobbo]

They talked about him. Sure. I think they're. They're all mixed up about the Russian thing somewhere. And this is incredible. And I learned. I talked to my friend Sean Hannity on Thursday. There was a conversation around a table, a dining table at Trump Tower, probably six months before the election in 2016. Donald Trump Jr asked for Russian dressing.

[J.D.]

Oh, dear Lord.

[Bobbo]

For his dinner. Salad.

[J.D.]

Salad.

[Bobbo]

And now it's all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, these libtards today, they'll make up anything to get at this president. Sure.

[J.D.]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

This fine, upstanding man, really, who knows what to do with a free woman.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah. You think he would have closed the deal last night?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Whether he did or not, he'd have bragged about it. Sure. That's what you do.

[J.D.]

Made up a story.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't matter how the woman feels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Of course.

[J.D.]

Totally does matter.

[Bobbo]

I'm not in the realm of politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Have a drink, J.D.

[J.D.]

I'M good.

[Bobbo]

Lighten up. You're in Houston. Have a Bloody Mary.

[J.D.]

I might.

[Bobbo]

My God, man.

[J.D.]

I absolutely might.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm gonna do. I think I can probably finish an entire court of absolute vodka. Vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Between my home, just west of Boca Raton. Yes. And the coast of Tejas, I shall be there. All right, gentlemen.

[J.D.]

Can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

On the EIB network.

[Satan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Talent on loan from.

[Satan]

From God.

[John Clay Wolf]

From God.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[Bobbo]

That's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember to go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car today or anytime. The system will bite them immediately online. It'll give you a really tight range. And then a buyer will give you an actual range. We are. The spring has sprung and the market is coming up. We're buying cars. We upped our. Actually turned up the. The buy number on our system by $500 a unit.

[J.D.]

Really? A couple days By a ton. More like you didn't. You're breaking records anyway. Well, I mean, last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Breaking records doesn't mean you're making money. J.D. ah. Just because you got girls in your hotel room doesn't mean you're getting late.

[J.D.]

Doesn't mean you're getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't believe me? Ask Bobo. So.

[J.D.]

So I have a drunk girl in the hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And she drove up here to meet me.

[J.D.]

We watched live pd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But yeah, we, we, we. I turned up the heat on the bidding on the automated bidding [e-mail] because the market's coming up cuz tax time's out. Oh yeah, tax just January 31st the W2s had to go out. They're out. Tax next returns are coming out. Thanksgiving's next Wednesday. And in my 22 years of being in the wholesale business, I know that Valentine's Day is when the market changes.

[J.D.]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's going to change. And we're paying more for cars already. Go to givemetheven.com and we, we did break a record at Dallas Auto Wash last week. We sold 283 cars in one one setting.

[J.D.]

Seriously unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

In this week. I Sat up until 2 o' clock last night working on the run list. That's why I was late this morning.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna try to go for that 300 this week. Really gonna try that one. Really huge. Really gonna try. I think we can get there. It'll be exciting. But I need to buy all the cars. I need to buy about 50 more cars between now and Tuesday to do it. So give yourself an excuse to buy strong. And that's what I'm doing. But you can go to give me the vin.com and do that today. We have our listener party at noon here. Go to john claywolf.com and you can see it. Get all the information. Get a free T shirt, get free beer. Meet us in just an hour. Hell, an hour and a half. We'll be right back. So many people have come and gone.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com.

[J.D.]

Make me laugh.

[Bobbo]

Every Saturday morning, man.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love listening to y'. All.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. Freaking Mike suck. Little loud morning everybody. Music's too loud. Oklahoma, Louisiana. Texas, of course. Good morning Austin, San Antonio, Dallas. And we are in Houston this morning for a listener party. Our thousandth show is today. You can call in now because we finally got the phones working. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Somebody buzz in and let's check this out. But I'm pretty sure we got the phones up now. Having a listener party down by the gallery in Houston. You can go to john claywolf.com, get the address. It's Alabama West, Alabama and Rice. It's indoors and there's a parking lot right outside that's free. You can just pull up, come in. Miller Lite is sponsoring Bringing beer. Have a little fun. At noon, right after we get off the air, we're gonna go hang out with some of our listeners to celebrate our thousandth show. I can't believe it's been a thousand shows, dude. A thousand shows. When I started this stupid ass racket, I remember it well.

[J.D.]

I remember. You remember the first show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell yeah.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, yeah.

[J.D.]

Where was it exactly? Wichita Falls, Texas, in the studio at the outlaw. What's outlaw?

[John Clay Wolf]

90, 90 something. I forgot. 90, 94 something.

[J.D.]

Is it just like you'd imagine, A small market radio station studio, just like a little table with a couple of mics?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was. It was. It was nice.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was probably as good as this one.

[J.D.]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was. I don't want to tell my whole sob story, but I was hurt. You know, I was in a wheelchair at the time.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't know if I was ever going to get out of it.

[J.D.]

I was in a motorcycle accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I was trying to figure out what I was going to do with my career. And I had this dealership and people had always been impressed with my ability to bid cars. And, you know, if they're sitting around me when I'd answer a phone call, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. XYZ. Yeah. 27,000. So how do you do that without seeing it? Yeah, so we put that on the air just to test it. It worked and I enjoyed it. And I've been doing Saturdays for 11 years. This is not our thousandth Saturday show. This is our thousandth show show because we did a weekday show in Dallas for a year and we did a weekday show up there for a year. And when you did the math on all that, today is our thousandth show. Wow, that's a lot. How many hours is that?

[Bobbo]

A thousand? Four thousand? Times four?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but those, those weekday shows were.

[Bobbo]

They were just an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those weekday shows were an hour, so.

[Bobbo]

Well, don't drag the devil out of the details, man. It doesn't matter. A thousand shows is a track Record. And that's a lot of miles. Yeah, a lot of altitude.

[J.D.]

You know, there was a time that you actually did the show from a dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like a showroom literally had the. This guy was listening to the show, and he's like, hey, you're good at this. And you. You ought to. He said, you ought to be on my radio station. Long story short, we made a deal, and I what they call lma, Lease management purchase, like renting, Lease management acquirer, I guess, acquisition at a show. And we. A station up there. And we built the studio on the showroom floor of Wolf Fort Dodge Vernon Auto Group and ran the ESPN station out of that. So we were the only dealership in the nation with a live radio deal. And that's where I did that daily deal.

[Bobbo]

That's where I picked you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin's gonna have to load them up, put one on. Mike, who we got.

[J.D.]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. The phones are working, so call us.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, John, that. Oh, that was a new year. Hudson in Oak cliff with a 13 explorer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Hudson. What you got? Hudson, Good morning.

[Caller]

I got a Ford Explorer limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's right at 60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's white. It's got leather, sunroof, navigation, chrome wheels. Why are you selling it by carmax? Well, extra car don't need it anymore and took it by carmax. And I hear that you guys can beat them most of the time, so I thought I'd give you guys a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have you said it has a sunroof and navigation? Yes, it's white. I'm gonna bet the Carmax hit it at 16 5. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's exactly what they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Wow. Yeah, I just know my business. Yeah, you do. So they hit you 16 5. And how long did it take you to get the 165 out of them? You had to drive there. You had to wait on them anyway. Obviously. I'll give 16 five. I'll go ahead. It's a white car. It's limited. Where are you located?

[Caller]

It's. I'm in Oak Cliff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound pretty white.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In a white Explorer. And you live in Oak Cliff. All right. How much do I have to beat it by? It can happen by it.

[Caller]

Can you beat it by 300?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can beat it by 300 and I can pick it up. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no payoff. I got the title in hand. I work from home, so if you could pick it up, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I'll do it. No, no, no problem. Just log it in to givemetheven.com. you just put in your license plate number. If you don't have your pen number and take a picture that CarMax offer and send it in. And then that'll just cut to the chase because we know they've already personally inspected it. So we can skip all the pictures and all the bull and I just get over there and get it paid for. Yeah, I appreciate it.

[Caller]

I'll do it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what. Done deal. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

That's uncanny. You still do that, man.

[J.D.]

I'll bet.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet Carmax offered you 16. 5. He's. That's exactly what they are for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just know how they bid cars. What'd you say, Mike? All right, Stan. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey. What country got a 2000?

[Caller]

2007 Tundra. It's got 160,000 on it. It's leather. Got a fiberglass topper.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive with the big engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller]

The spa. Back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an access cab. But is it. Is it a SR5 with leather or is it a. Well, hang on. In 07, do they have the platinum? What. What trim level is it?

[Caller]

No, it's SR5 with leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you put the leather in or. They did.

[Caller]

Toyota did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but it's not a crewmax. It's a double cab and it's an SR5.

[Caller]

Double cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time. I'm sorry. I got sidetracked. Did you say two or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive, but monster miles. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

That. No, nothing's wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So average, you know, the proverbial average. Rough or clean, where would you hit it?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. It's.

[J.D.]

It's.

[Caller]

It's. It's just average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 8,000.

[Caller]

Never been wrecked, never been hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. It's an $8,000 truck.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it?

[Caller]

All right. I'd get close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it should. Do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Satan]

Clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's get. Let's get it bought. Let's get it bugged. Let's get it bought. Don't be scared of me. The money's good. Actually, I think we've got a way to start. Start wiring our customers. The money coming up soon.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That will speed things up. All right. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Remember to come down to Houston today. If you're in the Houston area, meet us at noon. Go to john claywolf.com to look at the details. We have a listener party for our thousandth show.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. Back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by givemethe vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The phones are working. Working already. Oh, look, we've already got some junk calling in. Nothing like a little Saturday morning trash to get your day started, right? Line two. Good morning, Paul. Get. Guess. He. Paul has a 97 Civic with 127. Guess what area of Dallas he's in.

[J.D.]

Let me guess. North Dallas. Highland park? No, South Dallas. Possibly Oak cliff.

[John Clay Wolf]

The groves, the grove, the gross.

[J.D.]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paul. Hey, man. Man. Everybody's got to get around somehow. Everybody's got to get around somehow. You do it in a 97. Good. Everybody's got to get around somehow. Can you hear me?

[Caller]

I feel you. I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It raining like a cow pissing on a flat rock around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Houston and it's raining like a cow pissing on my head. And I actually. I actually ate it. I'm an hour away.

[Caller]

That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 97 Civic with 127 on it. You know what it's worth? It's 500 to 1,000 bucks.

[Caller]

I figure so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Line one.

[Caller]

It's a piece of crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a piece of crap. Line one Kia forte from. From an old piece of crap to a new piece of crap. John. Good Morning. Hello.

[Caller]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 13 Forte with 108. God, you must be a commuter.

[Caller]

105.

[John Clay Wolf]

105. All right. That's better. Four grand. Grand maybe. Maybe 3,500 Kia's with miles on them.

[J.D.]

The little.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little wind up Kias, they just don't have any value. Line seven, that's a forte. I don't. That's the forte. Line seven. BMW. Thomas, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 01 BMW 740. Now these cars, they all smoke like the. The valve guy in them. Even though yours has good miles on it. Does it still like have a little exhaust smoke that you can see after it's warmed up?

[Caller]

None at all. The car was garage kept and it stayed. It only came out on Sundays before I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, have you, have you owned it new? Oh, before you bought it?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm second owner in 01.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 17 year old BMW. I forgot what body style that is. This old one, is it a couple thousand bucks? Same.

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want, two or three grand for it? Three grand?

[Caller]

I've been, I've been offering grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just trying to do. Now why the hell wouldn't you take that, an eight thousand dollar offer on a 01. You know you can buy like a 2009 for that much with 80 with 100 on it.

[Caller]

I'm serious. Because you're not gonna find a BMW 740 in this good condition. It's still got the phone in the center console and everything. And it's still hooked up and powers on and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're thinking it's like classic material now you need to sit on it for another 15 years. Okay, well, I'm glad. You know, I'm learning something here. For my listener that has no 1 BMW in four years, here's what you need to do, everybody. You need to go out and buy 01 BMW 7 Series. Because in four years from now, Kramer from CSB, CNBC Online 7 just told us that the market is going to run like, like wildfire. It's going to be hotter than a Shelby GT Cobra that signed by Carroll Shelby himself. Thank you everybody. Okay, so line five, we've got Amy, There's a car hanging off a ledge.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there is. Outside of our building.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really? Yes. Amy, are you there? Yes, I am. Is there really?

[J.D.]

Yes, there is. I swear to God, I thought it was my car for a minute because it's a red suv. Someone trying to steal my car and drove it off a ledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Houston. We're down by the Galleria. No, our party hasn't even started. And speaking of guys in Houston, come on down. Free beer, 12 o' clock noon. After we get off the air, we're going into this indoor pavilion thing at the studio. We're in and at Alabama and Rice West. Alabama Rice. And Amy knows where it is, obviously because she's calling in and why is there a car hanging off a ledge? J.D.

[J.D.]

Somebody drove it off. There's a little parking lot's a little bit up. It's about four feet high and there's two ledges as you drive off. You can go left side, you can go right side, or you're supposed to go down the center. They decided to go off the right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

So some of our fans, our people. So what that tells me is our people are here.

[J.D.]

They're here. They're sort of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're.

[J.D.]

They're beginning to gather in our parking lot, but hanging off the. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amy, are we going to see you in a minute? No, I just got my hair done now I'm at Target.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not. You're not going to come down?

[Caller]

No idea.

[J.D.]

Is that your Honda hanging off?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe. All right, we'll.

[Bobbo]

Come on, John. Close it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line six, line six, line six. Man wants to talk to Ronaldo. Are you there?

[Caller]

It's Ronaldo.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, I got.

[Caller]

I'm here, man. Hey, you know, I'm a connoisseur of talk radio. I listen all the time. First time listener or last? All time listener and first time caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But you got a good Mr. Snurdley over there. Man, that guy's really fucked. Sorry, did you. Did that get cut off?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You didn't finish the F bomb, so you saved yourself and we did. We did not have to dump you.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound.

[Caller]

You and you and your boys, y' all sound way more sexier on the telephone than y' all do on the. The radio. Just letting y' all know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when did we talk on the telephone?

[Caller]

Oh, we're talking. Oh, you're still on the radio, aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Funny.

[J.D.]

It's Bob Bazaar. The whole thing is bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they said is you wanted to talk to Tony Romo's dad. Right. He's gone. Oh, he's gone, man. What? What was that? I don't know. Well, the Note said line 6. Alcoholic man named Ronaldo wants to talk to Tony Romos.

[J.D.]

Here's a little thing coming from an alcoholic. We rarely get to the point. We really. We just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa's like, you know, all I bitching him for all these years is to hurry up and get to the point. So is that what's happening? I don't know. 800-800-72348. Richard Prior.

[Bobbo]

Get to the point.

[J.D.]

We don't know from the point.

[Bobbo]

Did George Carlin get to the point?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but Quincy Jones came out and said that Richard Pryor is a bisexual yesterday. Did you hear that?

[J.D.]

And he said Michael Jackson stole most of his stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said the Beatles weren't very good musicians.

[J.D.]

Paul McCartney is a horrible basic. I was like, whoa, this is. Yeah, Quincy Jones Command said all this in an interview for some, some, some maga. One of the magazines. Doesn't matter. But yeah, he said Michael Jackson stole most of his stuff. Paul McCarty was not a good musician, especially not a good bass player. And what was the other one? Somebody was gay.

[Caller]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it you?

[J.D.]

No. Well, besides me. Somebody. Richard Fry, Richard Pryor and somebody else. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, I think he's kind of stepped off the platform as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's 85, he's getting dementia or. He's really remembering everything.

[J.D.]

He's starting to remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one. Angie in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it, honey.

[Caller]

Okay, I have a 13 Ford Flex Limited that's got 94,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what color?

[Caller]

It's silver with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in a position where you can bring it down where I can see it in person? Because I'm actually in Houston today. We're having that party this after the show, one hour. I don't know if I could get it down today. One hour from now. Well, I, I'm leaving at 2 o', clock, but anyway, I'll give 10 grand for it if it's nice. 10 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 94,000 miles on. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound disappointed. Tell me about your disappointment. Talk to me.

[Caller]

I am a little disappointed just because I, I still owe like 2 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so you got 8. You have $8,000 equity. That's good.

[J.D.]

What did you expect?

[John Clay Wolf]

What were your expectations? Why did I not meet your expectations, Angie? 13 or 14 with 94,000 miles, it would need 60 or 70,000 miles on it to do that, I believe. Because you got to remember these banks still have to loan money on the car. And the guy that can, that's looking for a hundred thousand mile Ford Flex typically doesn't have the best credit in the world.

[Bobbo]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know that's what sets the market is the financing capability. Where were you getting the 13, 14? Were you just looking around online, see what people were asking?

[Caller]

No, I was just looking at other vehicles that I would want that were used that I would trade it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Like a typical woman, she's just optical valuation shopping. Hey, I know how to, I know, I know how to close this chick down.

[J.D.]

Okay, how's that gonna be?

[John Clay Wolf]

The car's worth 5,000, but I'm gonna give you two, $2,500 vouchers, coupons to get it to 10,000. That's how my wife always does it. How much was it? Well, they were asking 20,000.

[J]

Uhhuh.

[J.D.]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they discounted it to 10, so I bought it. I was doing the opposite. These shoes were. These shoes were. They were asking 400, but we got them for 70. What a deal.

[Caller]

Deal.

[J.D.]

Man, you saved me money. Wait a minute. Hold on.

[Bobbo]

That's not true. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what part of Houston do you live in?

[J.D.]

No, she's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gone. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3.

[J.D.]

She didn't like the voucher idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, Ray.

[J.D.]

So you kind of deal with. You kind of did with her what Boba did last night with the girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the home line. 304 Chevy. SSR. Brian and Roanoke, Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Hey. Good morning. How are you? Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ssr. How nice is it? What color is it?

[Caller]

It's yellow. It's my dad's truck. He's wanting to sell it, and he don't like dealing with public.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it just off the cuff? Is it 12,000? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I. I don't know. He. He. You know, he was just telling me he wanted to sell it, and I had no idea what the damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I. I. With 50, you know, it's a unique car, and. And. And I've owned. I've paid a lot more for them with, like, crazy low miles, because when you get into these unique cars, when the miles are excessively low, they really have the big value, like the collective. The collector value. With 50, it's still just good. It's not. Oh, my God. So I'm. I'm thinking right off the cuff, 12. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up into my system. It'll bid it, and I know I'll give 12. I may give a little more. All right. Thanks, man. Everybody, we have. So we're gonna lose the buzz in Houston. We're still gonna be on 97.5 in Houston for the next hour. We're gonna win to lose. CPS and everybody else, hang on for hour number four. Remember, Houstonites, we're having our thousandth show today. Yay. We're doing thousand. They said that we couldn't. It could never be done.

[J.D.]

It would never happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're having a listener party in Houston at noon. Miller Light sponsoring it. They'll be here. Free beer, and we're gonna just go out and hang out with our fans. Go to john claywolf.com to get the details and the address. Free Parking. It's indoors. It's easy. The parking lot to the door is 50ft. It's very convenient right here at Alabama and Rice by the Galleria. We will see y' all at noon in person, hang out, have a few beers, have a few laughs. And we'll be back with our number four in just a minute.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

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[Bobbo]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[Bobbo]

Love listening to y'.

[Satan]

All.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com 800-800-7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Good morning, J.D.

[J.D.]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob. Entering hour number four, live from Houston.

[J.D.]

Stopped raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got a word from our I. IT Guy that a purchase like a. You can buy the T shirt@john claywolf.com in about an hour.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

The average, rougher, clean. Sell that shot.

[J.D.]

You can also buy them here at the building during our party. You have to bring 20 bucks. We'll give you one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the proceeds go to Operation Airdrop, that charity we put together to serve Hurricane Harvey victims last summer. And then it went into Florida, and they went into Puerto Rico, and it just turned into a whole, whole big episode.

[J.D.]

If you're anywhere near the Houston area, Galleria area, we are at West Alabama and Rice. You can't miss. It's a big building right there. You'll be able to see us. We'll come inside. It's not outdoors, so you'll be dry and safe and comfortable. And we have free beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank. With a Volkswagen Tourig Online. Online line. Touring. Oh, nine. Number nine. Frank, are you there?

[Caller]

Yep, I'm here, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says it's a luxury. Is it a luxury diesel or luxury gas?

[Caller]

It's diesel. Tdi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. So it already had the reprogram, or did you bootleg it and keep it running right?

[Caller]

No, it's been reprogrammed.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did they pay? How long have you owned this car?

[Caller]

I've had about five years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me how it worked. You know, Volkswagen came out, they got busted, they reprogrammed everyone's car to fix the cheat emissions scandal, but they paid you guys off to shut you up and make you happy. Well, how much was your money?

[Caller]

All in all, it would have. It was 8,600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. So how did they. How is that check labeled hush money? Make happy money, Please don't sue me money? Did you have to sign a release?

[Caller]

No, no. It was. It was 1500. 1500 bucks from Bosch and Then Volkswagen paid. The remaining ones was 7, 500 or something like that. I really don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I, I guess what I'm asking is how did, how is that money explained to you? Here's $8,000. Yeah. Please be happy, don't sue us.

[Caller]

They want to keep their, they want to keep their customers happy.

[J.D.]

Yeah, no, there's more.

[Caller]

They wanted to go back to Volkswagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So they wrote you a check for $8,000 for as a get out of jail that it's just amazing how much money. I watched a greed or some funny money or con man money or something. There's something on Netflix and the Volkswagen story was on there and it was amazing the depths that they went through to cover this up. Yeah, it was wild.

[Bobbo]

Did they not make anybody sign non disclosure or agreements of any kind or any. I mean did they coerce their customers?

[J.D.]

Yeah, by accepting the money. Did you sign anything at all besides the check?

[Bobbo]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, but, but yeah, there was.

[Caller]

A whole process in place with lawyers involved. It's all online granted, but just all digital signatures.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hooked these cars up on dinos in California and, and started testing the smog and noticing that you know, when they're running then they changed the emissions. So when they were idling, like in a situation where they were idling or plugged in at an inspection station, right. Then the computer said okay, run it.

[J.D.]

This way, we're fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when it unplugged and it was at traveling at speed, said oh, run it that way. But here's what's cool is when they got onto it, they brought, they, they said, how do we, how do we cheat the guys doing the dyno?

[J.D.]

Well that's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what they did is when the steering wheel started moving. Uhhuh. They reprogrammed it again. So when the steering wheel started moving, they knew someone was actually driving it and it wasn't on the dyno. That complicated. Then they'd kick it back into where it was running. Good. So they did it twice. Dude, when they were busted, they kept.

[J.D.]

Fighting their way through. Well, you want to before you had to write everybody a eight thousand dollar check? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does twenty thousand dollars buy it?

[Caller]

No. John.

[Satan]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Are you less or more likely now to buy another Volkswagen?

[Caller]

You know, if they, if they were selling TDIs again, I'd buy another one.

[J.D.]

Okay, so they didn't scare you away from the brand?

[John Clay Wolf]

All the data I'm looking at here says 20 to 21,000 on 75, 000 miles.

[Caller]

Okay, yeah, I was figuring more around 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you're a greedy bastard because you already got a eight thousand dollar.

[Caller]

Buy down check and you're taking that into account too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. I'm looking at.

[J.D.]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at market activity. I see one that brought 21, 4. I see one that brought 20,000 nine, 75. I see one that brought 20 thousand two. I see one that brought 22, 3. I mean this is what they're bringing with 75,000 miles in the wholesale auction market. And that data knows nothing about.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly. Wholesale, you know, wholesale market. Much different than what I'm expecting. I guess. And I guess you deal mainly with just wholesale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've got to. I mean if I just wrote, if I just went through the paper and paid everybody's asking price, I mean, how long would it take for me to be out of business? 30 minutes or 45. Yeah, I mean I buy the high end of wholesale. That's what we brag about is I'm the top money on. I can beat almost every wholesale offer that doesn't include a trade in because they can't change the funny numbers on, on trade. If it's a straight up purchase. I would put me against any car buyer there is on the cash market. The cash market, but the retail market, I mean, so there you go. So a guy gives $22,000 for wholesale and he has 25. And then a guy comes in and gives him 23 and he makes a thousand bucks. And that's how my customers who are car dealers make money. So anyway, if you want to, if you want to sell it for the top end of the wholesale market and not get killed by a person from Craigslist, because that has happened a few times recently. I think it happened again last week it did.

[Bobbo]

Especially Volkswagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Those Germans and the Nazis.

[Michael Turley]

You know, he probably signed his life away to the devil. That Volkswagen deal.

[J.D.]

He just didn't read it even think about that angle, that actually the Satan might be behind the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Satan is behind the whole thing.

[Satan]

Cut him loose guys. I'm really surprised that you would say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Satan]

That's old fashion. That's not how I do it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you do it?

[Satan]

Yeah, you don't sign your whole life away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning Satan.

[Satan]

It's all about volume. Yeah. I've got six weeks to spend with a fella and if it doesn't work out then I come back when he's 50. It always works out.

[J.D.]

Comes Back around. Maybe he's going through his second wife, got the girlfriend.

[Satan]

If there's anything I've got a surplus of, it's time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been. Been around?

[Satan]

I've been around for. For a long, long year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like a thousand years.

[J.D.]

You ever actually talked to God directly? I mean, you guys are buddies anymore? Well, I mean, sometimes people have a falling out, then they get back together.

[Satan]

We're kind of. You're aware of the Jerry Jones, Jimmy Johnson thing?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Satan]

It's a lot like that.

[J.D.]

Oh.

[Satan]

I mean, we got a bit of a mutual respect, you know, we got time in.

[J.D.]

But you don't call.

[Satan]

Call.

[J.D.]

You don't like Christmas, you don't call. Well, no, no. I'm just asking what your relationship would be like.

[Satan]

No, but I mean, if he has, you know, family trouble, I'll call. Hey, you.

[J.D.]

Will you actually have this number?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Hey, old man. We're thinking about you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question. What happened with Bobbo last night when he had the groupie come up, drive to Houston to meet us? Took her to dinner. He got her back to the hotel room. Why could Bobbo not close?

[Satan]

I have on good authority, okay? I've got. I've got Minions watching all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know that.

[Satan]

You know what this dumbass did?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Oh, geez.

[Satan]

He got her to his room, right?

[J.D.]

We know that the lights are low, right?

[Satan]

He's got an ocean of white wine, okay? A hearty gulping wine, okay? And he's. He's attached to DVD Player 2, his hotel television set, okay? And he puts on a movie he's dying for to see Citizen Kane, of all things, because he says it's artistically one of the most satisfying films he's ever witnessed.

[J.D.]

So that did it.

[Satan]

Yeah, there was a turn.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Satan]

He's trying to get her on some intellectual thing. No, she had her clothes half off when she got in the room. I don't know what's wrong with that guy. Guy's just, you know, liberals.

[J.D.]

He's not really a liberal, is he?

[Satan]

He acts like you're. And I. And he's done this a hundred times. You have no idea. I've watched this guy operate.

[J.D.]

You've actually tried to help him when he.

[Satan]

Back when he was drinking. He did really well.

[J.D.]

Like when he was drinking, like yesterday.

[Satan]

Well, it's just like in the bar, you say to the girl, let's get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Satan]

Right. That's the buy side.

[J.D.]

Bob O.

[Satan]

Never, never gets there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Satan]

I don't know. He's trying to stroke their intellect.

[J.D.]

Trying to meet him on a little higher level than just let's go.

[Satan]

Tell you the truth, he's not as good looking as he used to be. No. Or that babo in the 1980s. Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoke.

[Satan]

Yeah. Oh, he's. Yeah, he's burning on all cylinders. You bet. Yeah. Those pistons were popping these days. Well, I mean, look at him.

[J.D.]

Well, he doesn't look bad.

[Satan]

He's kind of like if Bill Murray had been a failure.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, not at all.

[Satan]

Not very much.

[J.D.]

Not at all.

[Satan]

Even looks a little like Bill Murray. He looked like the old Bill Murray when he was 25.

[J.D.]

He's much better looking than Bill Murray.

[Satan]

I've given up on Bob.

[J.D.]

Oh, the devil gave up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to sometimes we do.

[Satan]

Yeah. I say let Jesus have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah.

[Satan]

He'll be a lot happier.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Remember you can call on the show. We'll buy your car. You can just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Also, if you're interested in a career in automobile leasing, I've got a real good friend in Houston that owns DNM Leasing and I told him I'd give a shout out to my listeners. I know we have a lot of car guys that tune in. Send your resume to jobs@@dnmleasing.com and I will get them to the owner of DNM Leasing myself.

[J.D.]

Are you still hiring as well?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are, but now that we're not on the air in Dallas, there's no reason because all those jobs are in Dallas Fort Worth since that ship has sailed. Well for today.

[J.D.]

But the party starts in 45 minutes. The Houston party near west Alabama right there at the corner and Rice come down and see us. Party starts at 1212 goes till whenever. Free beer. We have the T shirts down here. You can if you signed up for one free, come get it. If you didn't, we got 20 bucks. Come get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the proceeds go to Operation Airdrop and they will be online on an online store at John Clay Wolf right.com here in just a little bit.

[J.D.]

Hang out with the cool kids today down near the Galleria. Man, this is a cool. This is a heaven in place.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your drive down here. Oh dear God, Babo Lord your Jesus.

[J.D.]

See gets in the car. He goes, man, I'm really tired. I've been up since 2 too. I'm thinking perfect per on the Fact low roll the seat back. Got the Caddy. What would you like? I even asked what would you like to hear on the radio, Bob. Oh, so just, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

No, no, no. You know jd, I'm fine. We talked that begun the trip, the journey. He barked. He yells at people that are in other cars. He tells me how to drive, man. Get around that car. There's 500 cars in front of me. Shut up. I mean finally I literally right home with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. You don't have to put up this crap.

[J.D.]

Thank you. My crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to listen to this abuse.

[Bobbo]

You drive yourself all the time when you're a passenger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You like to offer a little expertise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you drive? I've got a. We bought a great big 750 super cruiser. Two ton Ford truck. It should be parked in the parking lot here at the party studio. And will you drive that and I'll just sleep.

[J.D.]

Great idea.

[Bobbo]

This is a great.

[J.D.]

Oh, you're not going to sleep. But this is a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[J.D.]

I want to.

[Bobbo]

Let's get a bunch of. I mean if we're going to drive a big rig, let's get a bunch of whiskey, man. Really do it.

[J.D.]

Give me five minutes. I need to wire it for air horns and you guys take off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has air horns? Awesome.

[J.D.]

Yeah, air horns and wi fi.

[Bobbo]

I didn't. I don't know why JD's waxing so negative. He sure didn't say anything to me at the time. I had a very nice.

[J.D.]

Didn't I keep saying bubble sh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line 3. Johnny in Louisiana, are you still there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Great show by the way. First time calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks guys. Thanks, guys. Well, I'm a little under the weather. I'm starting to wake up. I've had the damn flu, man, you know. And now drinking. I'm. Oh well, that's why I really haven't. I'm over it. I'm far from contagious. But I still have the hangover effect of it. It's the damnedest thing. I just don't feel like myself.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all.

[J.D.]

Then Michael had the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what city are you in?

[Caller]

Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laffy. 13 tundra with my miles. Miles, miles. Miles. So you.

[Caller]

172.

[John Clay Wolf]

You work not in Lafayette or you bought this thing high miles. Where do you. All over.

[Caller]

No, no no. I travel a lot. Lot trial. I'd rather drive than fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you in the oil business?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Everybody down there is. Well, look at that. Means the good thing is is that you know that you drove the money out of this thing and you can afford it, right? And even if your payoff's higher than what it's worth, you're gonna be okay because you've got enough money in the bank, right?

[Caller]

No, it's. It's paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I told you. Okay, so we got 100. Does it have a sunroof? Yes, it's a 13 tundra with 172. Is it worth 8,000, 9,000, $10,000? Is that right.

[Caller]

Somewhere there? Yeah, I need to look. I mean, I'm gonna buy enough one. I mean, that truck is my fifth one and they don't break, you know, 0. 0 trouble with them. My question to you, you might be in the know. When are they going to change this damn model style? And what is the deal with white, black and silver? Every vehicle I see is white, black and silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

White cars bring more on resale. It's just a fact of life. I don't know why. It's not a racist thing. It's just the way that the. The.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the black is. Is. Is very suitable. Silver. I. I really don't. I don't like silver cars. I don't get it. I don't. That reminds me.

[Caller]

That every car is these colors and it's. I mean, what happened to blue, green, red, orange, you know, I mean, it's just. It's. It's annoying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you what really has a. You know, you ought to buy one of those TRD pro Toyotas with orange. Those things bring a ton of money. Hey, we've got to go to break. We'll be back in a minute. Love that thing. Up into givemetheven.com and I'll get it bought and I can get you with a Toyota dealer to trade it into. Also. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars. The radio, remember the listener show is right down by the gallery in Houston today. Go to givemetheven.com to sell your car. John claywolf.com to come meet us. Free beer, t shirts, etc here in about 30 minutes.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you how much I love you so.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

800, 800 radio. Give me the van. The van.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got an interesting caller on six, a demon. I wonder if he's really got it. Pull line actual six up on the car. Joe And. Colleen, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Do you. Do you have possession of this car yet, or did you just have it on order?

[Caller]

I'm looking at it in my driveway right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About a week and a half weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's red Line red.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what we're talking about, guys, boys and girls, is the new Dodge Demon. I think it's 800 horsepower, limited production run, $90,000 MSRP or 88 or 72, something like that. And, you know, they sold out quickly. And Joe, is it Joe? Yeah, Joe. And Colleen already has one, so. What it. So how many miles have you put on?

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell me about it. Is it as powerful? Is it more or less powerful than your expectations?

[Caller]

It's. It's. It's probably about what I thought it was. I had a. I've had a couple of Hellcats, and. And it's considerably more powerful than a Hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a good look to it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it does. You know, I bought the thing selling it. I wasn't gonna keep it, but. And I just drove it home from the dealership and parked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it to sell it?

[Caller]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got. I have one for me that should have been in last week, a yellow one, and I haven't seen it yet, so I. I. What was sticker? Was sticker. 90,000. Is that right? I forgot what I paid for that thing.

[Caller]

It was. Mine was 89. Nine, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

90,000. Okay. Same thing. Does yours have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not have a roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think that. That. I don't remember if mine has a roof or not. Well, you're keeping up with them. Do you know what? So you don't have a title yet in your hand, probably.

[Caller]

No. No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it'll be about two weeks out. Did you pay cash for it or did you finance it?

[Caller]

I financed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got to have a payoff. Well, what. What. I mean, obviously, I'd give you 90,000 for it, so does it. Would a hundred thousand buy it?

[Caller]

No, I. You know, I think 15 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish I had a better feel. I mean, you know, we all know what they're asking, and I've been through this with Shelby GT5 hundreds, when they first came out with King of the Roads, when they first came out with the Super Snake, all this. The Hellcat. Hell, I bought the. One of the first new SRT Viper trucks off the showroom floor back In I don't know what year it was, O2 or something. Asking it, you know, whenever you start dealing over sticker, it gets close. People ask huge numbers. But I. You're very realistic. And I very well may buy it. I need to do a little research.

[Bobbo]

So you just attempted at 105.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, very.

[Bobbo]

You got to be tempted at 105.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm absolutely tempted.

[J.D.]

So you ordered it specifically to sell it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he bought the car. He, he got the position. He owns the car. He gave ninety thousand. He's gonna pick up a fifteen thousand dollar profit because he bought a stock. He bought Apple Computer or Facebook, you know, and he, he, his order got filled. So he owns the commodity. It's a hot commodity.

[J.D.]

How did they do that? Was it a ram? Was it a lottery? How do you get in line?

[John Clay Wolf]

They kind of had to like you is really the truth.

[Caller]

That's pretty much how it went. Yeah.

[J.D.]

You know somebody, the dealer that liked you? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the reason I got mine bought is because I buy a ton of cars, of wholesale cars from this dealer for 20 years. I'm like, hey. And I gave him the, I gave him sticker price. Right. And if you paid over sticker, then your order would come in slower because the factory did not want the dealers charging over sticker.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I did is gave them sticker price because I wanted my order to show up.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bought the key fob, an extra key fob for $5,000 so that the, the invoice amount was sticker. And then I'm buying, I'm overpaying $5,000 for something stupid so that they can make their extra juice. So I gave 95 for one already.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's, he's got one bird in hand for 10,000 more. I'm probably gonna buy this car if you'll know the truth. Can you get it to Fort Worth?

[Caller]

Yeah, I could actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are so low. I probably want to haul it, don't I?

[J.D.]

Yes, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It'd be better to have you already gone to my website. Can you go to givemetheven.com it's not going to bid the car for you because the. My automation. If you'll enter the car and give me the vendor, ask John about this and then the buyer will forward it to me. We have this listener party here in Houston in about 30 minutes. So I'm not gonna be able to get to it until on my drive home. But I'll have your phone number and I'll give you a call.

[Caller]

And just for your information, this car is number 211 off the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well you got yours and I don't have mine yet. He's close. If I buy this car for 105 J.D. what's going to happen is I'm going to make $2,000.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or I'm going to lose six.

[Satan]

Wouldn't.

[J.D.]

Why would you lose six?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's just I don't retail cars. I'm not going to run an ad and show it people come by. No, no. I'm going to do with what I do to everybody I work on the. I'm going to do something with it quick. But it'll either make money, I'm going to run it across my lane. If you all really, you know what I'll do with you? You know, it might be fun because it's such a high profile car. Have got an idea. How much time do we have, Turley? Okay. Would you like to run this car and have it lead off my auction lane next Wednesday at the Dallas Auto Auction and you can come there and watch it sell? That's all I'm gonna do with this one. I'm gonna use it as a showpiece and it's gonna have people crawling all over.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll do a high low with you. Actually, I'll just do a high with you. Let's do this. 105 lock. You're locked at 105. Anything over 105, we split and I'll make the payoff after we sell it. Anything back of 105, I. I eat it.

[J.D.]

Why are you doing that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. Why am I doing that? There's no upside for me. I need to back him down a little bit before you do that.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there's no upside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, would you rather sell it to me for 105 or would you rather partner a high low? We split over 105 or we split below 105. I'll give you the option.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you might want to think about it, but I think it would be fun. I think it'd be fun for you and be fun for me to have the listener and come come to the Dallas. What are you doing next Wednesday morning at 9 o'? Clock? Can you get off work?

[Caller]

Well, I supposed to be at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean can you, can you call in sick? Everybody's got the flu.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do something. I'm Gonna get. I'm gonna wind up buying the car, but if you'd like to be part of it, I think it'd be fun. And if you want to do a high, low over 105, meaning, you know, if it brings 102, then I split half the $3,000 loss. So I'd owe you 1500 bucks. So for you, it'd bring 1035. If it brings 108, then we split over the 105.

[Caller]

That might work for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it'd be fun. It would be a moment. Because you went through a lot of trouble and anticipation to get this car. And trust me, as a guy that does this for a living, I've been doing it for a long time, and I still get off on. Would be one of the greatest days of your life. And I'm not bs. And you would have so much effing fun, you would not be able to take the smile off your face, because the attention in the mob, that's going to be on us. And the amount it'll be, we'll shut the whole place down. It'll be fun. So anyway, I'm gonna wind up buying the car. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and I'll call you on my way home, and we'll figure out how we're gonna do it.

[Caller]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

That's cool. Can't wait. That's gonna be a party, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio Catman. Dude. Boy, you're really feeling the rock and roll. You got your skirt pulled up to your knees and your dancing boots on. Turley.

[J.D.]

He'S getting over the flu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line 2, 2012 GMC Sierra with 113, 000 miles in West Texas. Are you there, Rick?

[Caller]

Yes. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I gotta hit this real quick because we're running up against a hard out. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof for navigation?

[Caller]

No sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's mid teens. I don't know if it's 14 or 15. Does either one of those numbers work for you.

[Caller]

Right now? I see what it's worth. I have another truck, so I have two of them. I bought this one on the impulse box. I think I'm upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, think about it. Go to givemetheven.com that goes for everybody else. Just go to givemethevin.com, load your car up. The system will bid them immediately. If you just want to know what your car is worth, go to givemethevin.com My automated system will throw an offer immediately and a buyer will follow up with you, ask some questions and email you an official offer. My name is John Clay Wolfe. I buy cars on the radio. Remember Houston, we have our listener party down by the Galleria. There's a parking lot right in front of the building. I just walked out there. It's all set up. The beer's here, the girls are here, Miller Lite's here. We're gonna have a nice little, you know, just fun cocktail party is all it is. Just meet, meet the listener listeners. We've been doing this in Houston for seven years here on 97.5. I'd love to meet you guys. And today's the day. I know it's raining, but if you can walk 20ft from where you can park into a door, you'll be fine. Come on down with me. Just a minute.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. I really enjoy the show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoyed listening. Oh my headed to finally meet you guys. My wife is a little pissed because I have a broken foot and I'm on a knee. Scooter, stop coming out. She's worried I'll get hurt and made me promise no drinking.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll push you around in your scooter. No big deal.

[Bobbo]

What could possibly go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be fun. It's gonna be nice to meet our Die hard fans because. Because the guys that really are part of this are going to trek through the light rain here right down by the galleries.

[J.D.]

Almost not raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's really no big deal.

[Bobbo]

But ESPN Houston kind of kind of built us in a way those first few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

That we got big, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Our core listenership here are some Die Hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you say Die Hards there it's this station. There are Die Hards. You got it. You're exactly right. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. We just bought a. Speaking of, I just want to confirm with the guy in Colleen. I am going to buy the car for 105. So it's sold. You've got your money. I'm willing to take the risk. If you decide you want to do the high low with me, let me know. If you're just selling it to me, then I bought it. It's done. And we'll send Uncle Roy down there to pick it up. And if you'd like to, if you just sell it to me and want to come to the Dallas auction on Wednesday morning and watch it sell and stand next to me, we'll tell this story. You can do that too. Either way, I'd love for you to be a part of it, but I want to own the car, so I own the car. Done. A guy will be make sure to go to givemetheven.com and load it in and a buyer will be calling you immediately. And get, get the funding lined up and get the payoff information, all that good stuff. We'll get this handled.

[Bobbo]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've bought my own Viper and I can't get it. And this guy in Colleen gets his first, so I buy his for fifteen thousand dollar profit.

[Bobbo]

It's not a Viper though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[J.D.]

You said Viper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I meant Demon. Demon. Dodge Demon.

[J.D.]

Demon Viper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dodge Demon. So we should have a Dodge Demon in the lane on Wednesday morning. And we'll Facebook live it and let everybody watch and you know, have fun. Watch what? I'm a gambler, dude.

[J.D.]

It's just real simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a sports better. I bet a line.

[J.D.]

I played the lottery. You do? Every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a damn gamble.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it brings. If it brings a hundred grand, I'm selling it. If it brings 90 grand, I'm selling it.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna sell it no matter what I'm gonna sell.

[J.D.]

It's this Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if, if this fellow doesn't want to ride that risk with me, I understand. Some people don't have the appetite for that.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a bird in hand. He's got a fifteen thousand dollar profit. He's got it sold to me. Does he want to risk that?

[J.D.]

You got no one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deal or no deal.

[J.D.]

You got to know when to hold them, fold them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[J.D.]

How many of those did they make?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think five because I think he.

[J.D.]

Said it was numbered 211.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 211 Porsche 911S. Is he still there on line three?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Porsche 9 is, is. What year model is it?

[Caller]

059 11S, launch edition. Carbon ceramic brakes, leather interior, bespoke stitching, sport chrono.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 2s or 4s?

[Caller]

Fortune exhaust. Two 2, 2, 2 2s.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a cab or a, or a coupe?

[Caller]

No, no, it's a cab. It's a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a car. You've got a convertible. Hang on. No, it's a hoop. Okay. It's a hard top. Got it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine 911C2s. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Basalt black with black interior with the 18 way sport seat, Alcantara headliner, sunroof, carbon ceramic brakes, lightweight wheel, sport suspension.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's geeking out. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really? Miles.

[Bobbo]

Miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

33.

[John Clay Wolf]

33. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And it's black. It's got all this gear on it. Does that. Factory navigation.

[Caller]

Yeah. Buy Xenon headlights. 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

3 sticker price $28,500 dollars.

[Caller]

Oh, you're kidding me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 05, right?

[Caller]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

It's not. I think the money ought to be 38, 5 39.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just won't do it. That body style is not. It's not stroking. The stroking. I mean. I like the miles. I mean it's older. I hear you. I think the car. You know, I'd probably buy it for 30, but I believe. Let me look something up real quick, make sure I'm right. It's an 05 Porsche C2S.

[Caller]

997 1. It's not a 996 so early. 997.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the year of the body style switch where they made both?

[Caller]

Well, this car was introduced in a limited production to bring to North America for Porsche to introduce a997. So technically you have two cars in nine in.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they did. I do not believe they made the old body S in O5. I know they did. Okay. Yeah. A convertible. They did. And a coupe. They did. But not an S. Not an S. Look it up.

[Caller]

I don't know. My 96 Turbo is a 90 IS. I'm sorry. Is a 2004. I have a 2004996 Turbo S. I don't know you. You might be right because I bought the last 996 Turbo that came over.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I'm a 30 grand buyer. You go to givemetheven.com. load it up, we'll take a look. I think I'm right. I really do. I bought a car like this not long ago. I buy and sell about 10 Porsches a week. And. And they're not overselling right now. They're not overselling. I don't know why. I don't know if they've been making more. I've lost More money on Porsche than I've made in the past 90 days. And I've stretched my neck out on all these stories and the cool breaks and the blah, blah, blah, and you know, the big boobs. It's got all this stuff. And I stretch. I gotta have it. And I'm stretching again. I mean, I'm giving what I think is The Bring money. 30 grand. Jump shot me around, shot me first, shot me last. Either way, come see John Clay.

[J.D.]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I gotta start doing that in Dallas.

[Bobbo]

You missed the hardened ceramic brakes though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's where I came up with the extra $3,000 for all the.

[J.D.]

Geek package good stuff.

[Bobbo]

And it was an 04. And it turned out it wasn't 04.

[John Clay Wolf]

05.

[Bobbo]

I thought he said he changed it to 04.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's 04, I'm not giving 30,000. It's not. It's a 997. It's that model. It's that body style of the 997. Oh. Ah, so. So real quick.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousandth show.

[J.D.]

One thousand shows for you. How many of those have Bobbo done? Because when did he join you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's done.

[J.D.]

I've been with you nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's done 600 of them or 700 of them. Yeah. At least I think you got involved about three years in. Yeah. Oh, wait, yeah, that's right. And you did the Daily Nooner with me for a long time. So here's what I remember about all this. Fighting these program directors trying to get this done. Built our own studio in Dallas. Really planning on the future. Spent a hundred thousand dollars on that thing.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful broadcast stuff because I figured I'd be using it for the next 20 years. Sure. Three years ago. I don't know if I've ever told you this, J.D. because you and I jacked with this, These people so much and I finally gave up. Three years ago, I got a quote. I started shopping the equipment and looking at. I was going to tear it out.

[J.D.]

Just tear it out, be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to be done. Three years ago. Just ready to quit. Yeah, I was just about done.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to quit chasing this dream.

[J.D.]

I worked very, very hard. Harder than anybody I've ever seen in broadcast radio. Honestly, to work toward a goal, you beat your butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And by the time we. By the time we. When it. When the levy finally broke, it was my last my, like, okay, I'm geared up. I'm gonna do this Give me the VIN thing. I'm gonna try this one more time. Because we did it with a dealer network and trying to get the dealers to pay, buy our cars that we bid on the radio.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were giving me so much grief I was winding up having to buy them anyway. So when we flipped, it said, screw everybody else. I'm gonna be the dealer. I'm just gonna buy them all myself and quit pimping, pimping leads, quit charging dealers advertising. I'm just gonna handle the whole bitch myself.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what this thing is in the past 24 months, 36 months from that day. It went, it went forward. But the point of the story here is, is I'd really been working on this forever, ever. Even before we got on the air. I mean, it wasn't just an idea that I had one day. I mean, I've been working on this for 20 years, an aspect of it. And I was just about ready to give up. I mean, I'm. I mean, like, really, really. I was done. Did I tell you this, Bob? Did ever tell you I was just. We're fixing. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, I was always the one asking you those questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're going to keep going.

[Bobbo]

Is this just a.com thing or what? John, you know, back in 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

09. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. It's not just that. That. But that helps us do what we do more quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

We can. We can really know the market. We can really analyze the market. It's like Moneyball, right, with cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Bobbo]

Seems to be working.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's starting to scale now. And we're working on launching out into Phoenix, Vegas, Los Angeles, the Florida things happening real soon. We're going to cover everything south of the Mason Dixon line, step one. And it's been exciting, you know, but it's. It's a little anticlimactic, I can tell you. I wish it would have happened back when I wanted one. It's like the gal that you chase and chase and chase. You finally give up on her, forget it. Then she comes to you and wants to get married. You're like, you know what? I'm over your ass. I'm over your ass.

[Bobbo]

Too hard for you there before, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, there's got to be something subconscious this morning about. This is our thousandth show. We're having a listener party. We're doing all this stuff and I don't get up.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I oversleep.

[J.D.]

That's right. I think you're right. I think it's very Freudian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oversleep, dude. On the, on the biggest day of our career so far, I over. I never, ever, ever. I've showed up late, but I've never just missed a damn hour of the.

[J.D.]

Show up after the show started, literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

I woke up 17 minutes after y' all got on the air, and I took my damn sweet time.

[Bobbo]

I was so gonna call you about 5:30, man. It was weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad you did.

[J.D.]

So you weren't in a hurry after all that? Just get over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it was just too late. Yeah, I figured y' all were on replay and, and I called Turley and he was like, no, we're on. Okay. And then I come walking across the street. I fall down in the middle of the damn street on the wet street, all my clothes ruined. I had to redress.

[Bobbo]

That's why I wanted to call you early because it was really raining hard this morning. It's pretty much gone away now. Should be great for a party.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Perk or the party coming up in about five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will. I just went out there to take a leak and they have the whole setup. It'll be fun. I'm really excited about meeting our hardcore listeners. I mean, you'd have to be a hardcore listener to come to, to anything to come meet your radio guys. I mean, you know, free beer is great, blah, blah. It's not like it's a topless bar, which is what we should have done.

[J.D.]

That's what we should have done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely should have done.

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

Why didn't we do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's move it now.

[Bobbo]

Well, at 2 o', clock, let's move the party over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. All right.

[Bobbo]

We got all night. What do you got to be home for something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, but I don't feel too good. But that I, I, I'll, I'll work through it. I mean, about four beers in, I'll forget that I'm sick.

[Bobbo]

I'd like to personally make something work out and, and knock this weekend off the books.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're on 20 radio stations now. And it wouldn't surprise me in a year from now if we're on maybe, maybe two years from now, I guarantee we'll be on 50 if we're not. A moral.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's, it's exploding. Watching it grow every day.

[Bobbo]

It's fun.

[J.D.]

I look around the office now and I go. I mean, it wasn't that long ago you had Connie and us. I mean, that was it. Now there's rooms and people and stuff and people I've never even seen walk in the halls.

[Bobbo]

There was a time we did like 12 cars a week. That's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, 20, 10, 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we do like 12 cars an hour.

[J.D.]

An hour.

[Bobbo]

Money would.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think it's just getting started.

[Bobbo]

And we go and bring four cars back.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the stress level, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You got to figure the work level.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm hiring people to help me with stuff left and right. It's still. You saw I was up till 2 o' clock last night building the freaking run list for the auction next week. 2am on the night before our day. That should be like our debuton party. And I'm up here doing this and I'm trying to get Bob o late.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you know, it wasn't me. I was all in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody want a bottle of wine? And we're sitting at the most expensive steakhouse in Houston.

[J.D.]

And you don't order house wine. You go where all of the 1943.

[Bobbo]

Because it was 64 bucks. They had 400 bottles of wine.

[J.D.]

Oh, well, thank you for not ordering that.

[Bobbo]

I ordered the Bueller Napa 2014 because it's a nice cabernet. It's still a Napa cabernet, but it's not a shabby domestic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, go to john claywolf.com. the address of the listener party is there. If you're near in Houston right now, come over and see us. Shake our hand. Get a T shirt. The T shirts will be online for sale in just a moment. Give it 30 minutes and you can buy one and we'll ship it out. Part of the proceeds go to Operation Airdrop, which is the charity I started last summer for hurricane Harvey victims, which was a great experience as well. And we're keeping that alive. I don't know when the next. When the next hurricane's coming, but we'll be cocked and ready. No, no, no sexual innuendo there. And Charlie, how much time do I have? One minute left.

[J.D.]

Thank all the people that brought you this far, all the listeners and people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to thank. And that's what we're doing today. And that's where we're feeding them all beer and giving them T shirts and just. It's a big thank you for making our dream come true.

[J.D.]

If you're just tuning in, it's West Alabama and Rice near the galleria.

[John Clay Wolf]

97.5 ESPN Studios is where we are. That's where we're broadcasting from. And we're fixing to go out and meet some of our Die hards and have a nice afternoon little cocktail party. We'll be back next Saturday morning. We'll do one of these in Dallas soon to meet the guys on the other end of the i45 at a topless party. Exactly. My name is John Clay wolf. Oh, we have 30 seconds. All right. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to get your car sold. Dodge demon guy, please load it in so we can get you paid and get you picked up. 105,000. Done deal. Any nice cars? Heavy cars, Diesel trucks, All the good stuff. The nicer the better the junk. We buy it too. But the. The nice cars is where we can really surprise you. Especially lower miles for year. And we will see you next Saturday morning right here on the air. I will be on time. A O', clock. 8:06 out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money.

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[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ready.

[J.D.]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I'm digging it.

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Give me the vin. The John Clay wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

And you're hot. Hello, Houston.

[J.D.]

Good morning, Michael. How are you?

[Michael Turley]

I am wonderful.

[J.D.]

6. It's the John Clay wolf show. Live from Houston, a rainy Houston Saturday morning. My goodness, it's. It's been quite an adventure. You've never lived until you've been with Bobbo for four hours straight in a vehicle down on highway at 45. You just have not. He's the most strange human being to ever ride with in your entire life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

The backstory is that you guys are down there for a listener party, correct.

[J.D.]

At 12 o' clock, we have a listener party. I believe it's in the lobby here in the building. But we're right on the corner of Rice and Alamo, not Alamo. I'm sorry, Rice and Alabama. Thank you very much. And so, yeah, they got to be inside because it is raining cats and dogs and a few other type of animals. It's crazy. It's crazy. It's been a crazy morning. And of course, you know, we only go on at 6 o' clock or 8 o' clock every single week. Every single week. So where's Babo right now? Oh, he's downstairs smoking a circle.

[Caller]

Or not.

[Michael Turley]

And I'm sure downstairs in that building is four flights. Yeah.

[J.D.]

And an elevator ride and. And a secure door. So he's probably locked outside in the rain right now. Wow, it has been quite a morning. It's been a lot. A lot of fun. And of course. Let me look here. Where's John? Oh, that's Right.

[Michael Turley]

So it's JD and Turley.

[DJ]

All right.

[J.D.]

How are you feeling, Michael?

[Caller]

Down.

[J.D.]

You were the last one to get the flu, man. They got everybody.

[Michael Turley]

I'm in the final stages of it clearing up. I can hear a little bit better now today. Yesterday the fever was gone, but it was, man, my head was like, felt like a swimming.

[J.D.]

They said this has been the worst year ever, ever for the flu. And then you were the last hold out in the building. I think everybody got it before you and you were just, you had that kind of constitution that fought it off. But man, it's been awful.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, people have died from it. I mean, in, back here in the Metroplex area. Actually In Weatherford, a 32 year old school teacher passed away from it. 32 years old.

[J.D.]

And she asked, she was like, well, the day before.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's just amazing. But you know, on the happier things, right.

[J.D.]

It's a beautiful day. If you want to join us for the listener party. And you're in the Houston area again. That starts at 12 when we get off here at the, in the, they don't really call it the, the Gal Building, but it's right at the corner of Alabama and Rice.

[Michael Turley]

Is there a big sign that has like this call letters on it? It says John Clay Wolf show or anything like that?

[J.D.]

There actually is, really. It happens to be on the fourth floor. So inside I'm gonna see it from the street now.

[Michael Turley]

And I believe, I think all the shirts are claimed, but I may be wrong there. But the. Sell that T shirt right there.

[J.D.]

We have others for sale so they can come down and get those as well. But yeah, there's a hundred of them claimed and I know we brought some more with us. So it's been, it's. Yeah, everything's ready. It'll be, it'll be a fun party when it finally gets going about 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D.]

In the meanwhile, it's you and me, Michael.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now I got to hear about the drive down.

[J.D.]

So I wish Bubba was here to defend himself because. Oh my Lord.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so when we found out that everybody, I guess was taking separate cars to get down there.

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, why aren't they carpooling?

[Michael Turley]

And I was asking John's assistant about this, like, why, why, why, why don't they carpool?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. JD's like, well, he'd rather just drive himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the thing.

[J.D.]

I know if I'm driving myself, I'm going to get here, I'm going to get here on my schedule. And most importantly, I'm going to have a vehicle to get around when I get down here. So that was, you know, that was the idea behind me driving myself. And then of course, Baba went, I'm going to pay to drive on gas. I'm like, shut up. Get in the car.

[Satan]

It was great.

[J.D.]

When he first got in the car, he was like really tired because he worked at his radio station. He'd been up since 2 in the morning. I thought, perfect, he'll sleep the whole way. Hey, dude, Cadillac, roll the seat back, take a nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D.]

Don't be. None of that. And he's never off. It's like riding with Robin Williams. He never turns it off. I swear to God. About halfway here, right before we get to the Sam Houston statue, he got quiet for about 30 seconds. And I thought, this is moment. He's gonna finally be quiet. And then a truck, a truck pulls up beside it and he barks at the truck for no particular reason. He's mad at people that are passing us. He's the most passive aggressive passenger I've ever seen in my life.

[Bobbo]

He's like.

[J.D.]

And every time we passed a Buc EE's billboard, he would go, he would read out, he would scream out the numbers, 89 miles. What the heck? I mean, it's just. It's the most bizarre ride ever. And the good news is we get to drive back together. I think I'll pay for him to fly on Southwest.

[Michael Turley]

I thought he was going to get back with John.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

That's what, that's what John Siston said.

[J.D.]

I mean, no, heck, dog, that's right. If he's going back, he can go back with John. Yeah, but I don't love the Babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D.]

In fact, that was funny. Here, look at this. Bobble. Hey, Bob, you know what time the show normally starts? He just walked in the door. Door.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. It's only been on from eight since 806 for the last six years.

[J.D.]

That mic is working.

[Michael Turley]

He's got to turn on his device.

[J.D.]

You got to turn the device on. Is it on? Everything's on and up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, it ain't working.

[J.D.]

Can you come, can you come around this side?

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen, this is live.

[J.D.]

Live radio.

[Michael Turley]

Radio.

[J.D.]

What you're hearing is what you would normally hear in a high school class where they're learning radio.

[Michael Turley]

All that equipment would have been tested prior, which it was. Except for the voice box.

[J.D.]

Except for the voice box. Just talking to that mic Bobo. And where Were you? For the last seven minutes. Can you hear him?

[Michael Turley]

I cannot hear Bobbo.

[J.D.]

That was working a minute ago, that spot. Walk right into the mic, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

So you guys are in. In there in Houston right now. Babo John somewhere, and JD and they're in a little production studio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we're in a little. Little side production room. By the way, that does not have an air conditioning vent. So it's about 97 degrees in here.

[Michael Turley]

And all the mics were tested prior. They all work just perfectly.

[J.D.]

As of now, we have one mic in the room that works.

[Michael Turley]

All right, somebody run and grab the engineer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wait, there's Bobbo.

[J.D.]

Yes, there it is.

[Bobbo]

Right, so that's got be me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there we go.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, it's Bobbo, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Hello, everyone. It's raining in Israel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, you're a little hot.

[Michael Turley]

You might want to turn your mic level down just a little bit.

[Bobbo]

So when the rain hits like that. So numb at night when you're sleeping. I woke up with a great big piece.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old Woody.

[J.D.]

We don't want to hear that.

[Bobbo]

It might a nice time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can.

[J.D.]

Can I ask what time the show starts by?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you don't. Okay.

[Bobbo]

They. They locked the doors.

[J.D.]

He's gonna be downstairs smoking, and then he's gonna lock. Lock himself out of the building.

[Bobbo]

I knew. I knew as soon as I heard of that Patriot act, man. What I knew. Security.

[J.D.]

Now you're getting.

[Bobbo]

Security is going to be the death of us all.

[J.D.]

You're getting a very small idea of what my car ride was like.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Baba, how did you enjoy the ride with JD From Dallas down to Houston?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, we. He has a funny way of getting out of Fort Worth, I'll tell you that.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

Okay, you know Houston, right? I 30, I 35. I 20, I 45 south. Zoom, go, right?

[J.D.]

No, I take 287. It's quicker. Oh, shut up. I don't want to talk about no.

[Bobbo]

And we're not Lancaster 287. We're 287. Out of town for miles and miles. We finally got to. What was it? Cleburne. And it wasn't even Cleveland. It was Midlothian. And I looked up, and there's a sign. It says 97 miles to Bucky's.

[J.D.]

Told you.

[Bobbo]

I was like, damn it, man. We've been in the car an hour and a half at this point. Yeah. And so 10 miles later, what was the name of that little town? Peachtown.

[J.D.]

Peachtown.

[Bobbo]

We call it Peachtown. You see Billboards every two miles that say, peach ice cream is wonderful in Peachtown. Come to historic Peachtown.

[J.D.]

By the way, I got all the characters in the write down except Randy.

[Bobbo]

And I swear to God, I look up and the sign says 88 miles to Buc. Ees. Like, damn it, J.D.

[J.D.]

Where are you?

[Bobbo]

You got us turned around. If I see that Midlothian water tower one more time, I'm gonna lose it.

[J.D.]

Not what happened.

[Bobbo]

And he's not aggressive in traffic. And I've driven with you, Terry, and I know. You know.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[J.D.]

Okay, Michael, There's a line of literally 50 cars, and there's nowhere to go. And he's going, pass them. Pass them? What are you insane? They're not 50 cars. We're not gonna pass.

[Michael Turley]

Just.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's. It was quite a ride. Hey, I heard you could ride home with John. How about that, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think?

[Bobbo]

I don't think John's gonna like that. John says I drive him nuts.

[J.D.]

Yeah. I can't imagine why I came down.

[Bobbo]

To work with him full time. Like 2010.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

09 or 10 Turley. And the first day. The first day, he made the brilliant decision. Decision to take me to Granbury.

[J.D.]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Want to pick up some wholesale units.

[J.D.]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

And it's. What is it, 40 miles of Granbury?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, about that.

[Bobbo]

About halfway there he goes, hey, man, you're gonna have to shut up for a second. First day on the job, and I said, well, hey, man, you know me. I'm like, all kind. Well, hey, man, like what? Like, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean, man?

[J.D.]

That's exactly.

[Bobbo]

Hey, what's going on?

[J.D.]

Am I right? You never shut. I love you, but I just never.

[Bobbo]

Feel like I'm getting beat up over here.

[J.D.]

So anyway, that was my ride. It was an amazing trip. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I got to take this call. It's John Wolf calling. This is the John Clay Wolf show, live on the radio, and he's calling me on his cell phone.

[J.D.]

Hi, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here.

[J.D.]

This is so great. We love the folks here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Michael Turley]

You overslept. Hold on. I'm punching John Wolf up right now.

[J.D.]

Slept.

[Michael Turley]

John, you're on that radio live. Don't cuss.

[J.D.]

Don't cuss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D.]

This is funny.

[Michael Turley]

Can you guys hear John?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, we can hear him.

[Bobbo]

Oh, are you. Are you boobs up in the rack right now, John?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, can you hear me?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you overslept. All right, well, we're live on the radio right now with Bob O. JD and overslept. John Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm telling everybody else, though.

[J.D.]

In fact, there's only. We're only missing one.

[Caller]

Glenn didn't do the damn list. And I was up until 2:30 doing it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no. Well, that's a little backstory of GMTV stuff there, listeners. So John Wolf overslept at his own show. We're about two minutes from break. Yeah. On a show where actually this is kind of big time celebrity right here, folks, because, you know, there's a big party going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously.

[J.D.]

There was last night.

[Michael Turley]

And who's gonna be late to his own party? John Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right, John. Well, hurry up and get up. And by the time you get into the. The studio, we'll be back for the second segment of the show.

[J.D.]

He's the David Lee Roth and no Show Jones.

[Michael Turley]

Did you guys hear that okay there?

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, yeah. David Lee Roth overslept the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Am I plugged in over there?

[J.D.]

You are plugged in right here.

[Bobbo]

I need a lot more headphones, but we'll fix that later.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so we're, we're about a minute and a half out, guys. From next network break. And now we know where John is at. You guys didn't stay in the same hotel room. In fact, for everybody room, we need a reset for everybody. So you guys are in Houston right now, Right?

[J.D.]

We drove down yesterday from Dallas to Houston and we're in the, in the ESPN radio building.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

But the hotel's literally. It's a beautiful yards, it's a beautiful studio.

[Bobbo]

We're on Charlie, we're on the 23rd floor.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And we're looking out, out at the Houston skyline. And as soon as we got here, by the way, as soon as nightfall, it began to rain like a son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

I mean, just. We got three inches in a half hour. It's crazy. It's like the, it's like the, it's like coastal.

[J.D.]

It is coastal. I wonder why.

[Bobbo]

I feel like, you know, rice patties outside the building.

[Michael Turley]

And so you guys are down there for the big listener party. It starts at what time?

[Satan]

12 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[J.D.]

The show's over right here at Alabama and Rice street right on the corner. You can't miss it. We'll have a big sign out front.

[Michael Turley]

And so did you guys sleep in the same hotel room or do you have separate hometowns?

[Bobbo]

That is a long story. Let's, let's cover it next because it is a very interesting dynamic to our whole group thing.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. All right. So that's all coming up next here in the John Clay Wolf Show.

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[Michael Turley]

Hey guys.

[J.D.]

Hey, Michael Durley. Live from Houston, we are the Jar Clay Wolf Show. Yeah, we're in Houston this morning at out of Normal, our normal Studios in Fort Worth. We drove down 45. It's raining this morning. It's a beautiful day. But we still have the listener party. This is the 1000th show and we have the listener party coming up at 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[J.D.]

We'll have everybody down, but probably in the lobby area. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, who's that voice? He's our boss.

[J.D.]

I'm J.D. ron. You're the Bible.

[Bobbo]

Okay, J.D. here's what happens. We've done this before. It's been a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

But when we, when the wolf pack camps out.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And we hit a different, you know, different venue, different, different affiliate city and we go out and we, we have to bunk up. It's just what we do. Turley, am I wrong?

[J.D.]

This is gonna be a short one, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Bobo.

[J.D.]

Only about a 60 seconds.

[Michael Turley]

We'll save that for the next segment about your bunking situation.

[Bobbo]

JD when it comes to that kind of, kind of arrangement, JD does not play ball.

[J.D.]

It's not playing ball, it's playing with you. I'm not, I'm a grown man. Never mind. We'll discuss the, oh, all the fun stuff that happened in the hotel last night. And it was fun until security got called.

[Bobbo]

Meanwhile with John Claywell.

[Michael Turley]

Meanwhile, we need to have a callers take advantage of John being drunk. Yeah, he oversleeps, right?

[J.D.]

Yeah. The hotel's literally across the street and they set us up in a beautiful hotel.

[Michael Turley]

So if you want a great price for your car. Calling now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio.

[Michael Turley]

800, 800, 800 radio. Take advantage of John.

[J.D.]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call now and do take care. He'll be here in just a couple of minutes. But he did oversleep in the hotel this morning because we were up very late last night. He took us to Trulux with if you've ever been there. Oh, my Lord, it's delicious. And the wine. Oh, it did flow. Are we gonna take a break, Mike?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D.]

All right. We'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf live from Houston, Texas. The John Clay Wolf show right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't go out.

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[John Clay Wolf]

You're hot. Where's the return? Good morning. How are we all? I'm a little bitchy. I'm a little late. Where is the return, Charlie? Where's the goddamn return?

[J.D.]

I guess it's not going to be. You're the return. Good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, J.D. we're returning.

[J.D.]

We're returning. We're back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, live from our thousandth show. I'm late. It's fun.

[J.D.]

That's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fun. Hilarious. It just pisses me off.

[J.D.]

Well, it just happens. You worked late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah. This is just stupid. I mean, I'm so glad to be here, but this is just. I had to sit up until 2:30 last night doing other people's jobs.

[J.D.]

That's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

And I'm sick and you're sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I'm not like deathly sick. I'm not going to give you like chlamydia. No, but I'm. I've been. I've been. I mean, maybe a little simplex tin. I've been under the weather. So I'm not normal anyway. So what did I miss? Good morning.

[J.D.]

So, well, we talked a little bit about the drive down here with Baba, which been an adventure. We're just about to tell them about the hotel adventure and then. But the fact that the host overslept is pretty classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Babo late too? Yes. Good. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But for different reasons.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Baba went down downstairs to smoke, even though he knows what time the show starts. And he wears a watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wears a.

[J.D.]

Watch out for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Dallas. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Oklahoma. Yes. I'm still trying to get used to you. Yes.

[J.D.]

Everyone, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana. Everywhere in between. My name is John Clay Wolf. Today's our thousandth show of this little Saturday morning cartoon Diddy. And I don't think I missed a damn thing because I think all of our listeners are alcoholics and dopers and none of them get up quite this early.

[J.D.]

A couple of them do some. Do we know, like our young lady that we had join us last night at the dinner party. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's up.

[J.D.]

She's up. She's a sweet lady. She gets up every morning at 7:45 so she doesn't miss our show. In fact, she told us a great story how somebody stole her purse and her phone was in it. Yeah, long, long story. But believe it or not, the alarm that went off to wake her up to hear our show, though, is what helped her find her phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's what saved her dog and her mother.

[J.D.]

Now, that story took 27 minutes to listen to last night, but I just gave you the short version.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's why I'm late today is because she talked so long that I. I was contemplating suicide.

[J.D.]

No, you weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. I walked out the door and I got up on the balcony of the hotel with a gun because I could still hear her from the balcony talking. Good story and talking.

[J.D.]

It's about when she got her purse stolen and talking. It was a great lady. She's very sweet. She came in here to join us from. Yep. Sweet lady. Oh, I don't mention any names because.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the deal with the phones? How's this work?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you've got two calls right now online. You have Ed with a 15 vet and Ron Stevens with a 10 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow, sexy cars. Let me get my brain working. Go the vet.

[Michael Turley]

All right, let's pull up this guy.

[J.D.]

The vet.

[Michael Turley]

Ed's hot. Ed, you're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Gay Ed. Good morning.

[J.D.]

Be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hi. Hello, Big Gay Ed. Can you hear me?

[Caller]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear you. Can you hear me? Hello? Turley. Can he hear you?

[Michael Turley]

I can hear. Yes. Can you hear me, Ed?

[Caller]

Yeah, I can hear you now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Can you not hear John?

[Caller]

No, I can't hear John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that'll be fun.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that makes it really interesting. Why can you not hear well, Ed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell your wife to quit calling me.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, we had this thing once. No. And I did buy her. I did. I did buy her those boobs, but she's. She's been following me like a cho Ho, dude. And she's your old lady. She's not mine. You need to tell her to quit calling me, okay?

[J.D.]

Didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 57, 000 for this Corvette if you'll get your wife to leave me alone. Damn.

[Michael Turley]

I think that's gonna be a little bit high. Well, our engineer tested everything, but for some reason you guys can't hear or he can't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But let's just stop talking about it. We. We already know. It's just typical. We've been through this before. Just tell Ed that. What does Ed have?

[Michael Turley]

He's got few A15 Vet 2 LT with 15,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell them $40,000.

[Michael Turley]

$40,000, Ed, does that buy your Corvette?

[Caller]

How much?

[Michael Turley]

$40,000.

[Caller]

$40000. I need to get the payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds good to me.

[Michael Turley]

He said payoff and that sounds good to him. So he's good. Okay. All right, go to the website. Give me the vin.com. all right, load it in there.

[Caller]

Thank you, sir.

[Michael Turley]

All right, thanks.

[J.D.]

That's where everybody goes. Give me the vin.com. and if you want to hear the show this morning, you go to John Wolf show dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we bought Ed's vet. What's the next one, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

Next guy is Ron Stevens. Let's see if this one works.

[J.D.]

You got about 45 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do y' all sound so cheesy? You do, Turley. You sound cheesy.

[J.D.]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody'S got this different voice going on. Good morning, Bobbo. We're. I'm a big faker.

[J.D.]

What?

[Caller]

Are you silent so far? What?

[Michael Turley]

Whatever that noise is, turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba.

[Michael Turley]

What is he doing? Oh, my God.

[J.D.]

Actually, it's okay.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Ron, stand by. Yeah, we're having a little difficult technical difficulty down in Houston. There's some bad feedback. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the.

[Michael Turley]

There we go. What was that? That noise, Guys, it was about bleeding through.

[J.D.]

Time to break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I don't know what that means. It's time to break. All right, we'll be back in just a minute. My name is John CL By Cars on the Radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

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[Bobbo]

Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Can you see her walking around?

[J.D.]

Can you see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning bomb. I guess I'm starting to wake up. This is why I'm really excited to meet our listeners today.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the good part of this. But I hate remotes and I hate traveling, and I'm never doing this again.

[Bobbo]

I bet you do. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not without knotting.

[Bobbo]

Well, you got to do it. You got to do it sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have everything in our studio, man. It's built that way for a reason. You know when I knew I didn't want to do remote? I'm gonna guess when I fell in the middle of the street walking over.

[J.D.]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't. That's why my shirt's wet on the floor over there.

[Bobbo]

JD Called me Thursday. I think I'm on Channel one. If there's any slider business you can do that you feel good about. And he said, said, hey, I don't think we're flying down there. And I said, well, okay. You know, it's Houston.

[J.D.]

There was a chance that we going to take a jet down here.

[Bobbo]

It's not like we're broadcasting from Czechoslovakia.

[J.D.]

Didn't happen. So we just jumped the car. It's four hours door to door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I get the text Friday morning from Dana, our media guru. Said, you know, John is taking a different Mode. You and J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you think I was riding an airplane? You weren't.

[Bobbo]

No, No. I thought you just.

[J.D.]

Yeah, he thought you were great. We're all gonna be. We're on Greyhound. You're gonna be in the limo.

[Bobbo]

And the message was, you and JD Babo take your own vehicles.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why on my notes here does it say icy Hot Dildo?

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

What?

[J.D.]

I see, hot's the only part of that you can talk about. We'll get to that.

[Bobbo]

I gotta figure out how to say it.

[J.D.]

No.

[Bobbo]

So I called JD and said, dude, either you're coming with me or I'm coming with you. And so JD And I rode down together, right?

[J.D.]

I wanted to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, now I remember.

[J.D.]

I wanted to be in control because I've been around you, and I can't imagine what it's like to drive with you. No offense. I love you.

[Bobbo]

It was great, right?

[J.D.]

It was great as you as a passenger with no control because you were very aggressive.

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[Satan]

You.

[J.D.]

You want me to run people off the road?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbos.

[Bobbo]

Talk to the other vehicles.

[J.D.]

Told me to pass that 18 wheeler on the right side of my shoulder. You're nuts.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever passed that? Anyone on the shoulder?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they.

[Bobbo]

You will have their complete attention.

[J.D.]

There's a reason for that. You're screaming Buc EE's every billboard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is fun. Pass people on the shoulder.

[J.D.]

You're both insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially if you're a drunk Mexican. And I saw that happen once about three laps. Crazy drunk Mexican just passing people in the shoulder. In like. Not just on the shoulder, but in the grass.

[J.D.]

Into the grass.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the grass.

[J.D.]

Thank you, Michael.

[Caller]

Emma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like cups flying.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the. From the grass in the car. The 92 Ford Explorer with 280000 miles on it with chains hanging off the ass end. Right. Crazy drunk Mexican starts passing people on the. On the right hand side of the road in the. Not in the shoulder, but in the median.

[Bobbo]

That's just hauling ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hauling ass.

[Bobbo]

Got a beautiful pink donkey pinata flying out behind the car like a kite.

[J.D.]

I know that that's accurate or needed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you see. You've seen it, Bob.

[Bobbo]

The only reason why we passed this.

[J.D.]

He wanted to do it on the.

[Bobbo]

Shoulder over the road.

[J.D.]

Kept yelling at me to pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Tony Rambo's father. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Romero, Williams, Diaz.

[Michael Turley]

Mr. Hoof, you sound drunk.

[Bobbo]

I'm glad to see you. I've made it to Houston. Did you have a complete balance of breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not. I was. I was a little slow getting up this morning.

[Bobbo]

Many times when the Latino it passes the traffic on the right side. On the shoulder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is because the liquor store is about to close. Because after 9 o' clock it does no matter. They will not sell you the tequila. They will not sell you the grenadine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grenadine.

[J.D.]

The grenadine.

[Bobbo]

Grenadine, yes. Horrible time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about last week's Super Bowl, Romero?

[Bobbo]

I like a very much before the Patriots and not to win because they're making me $35 on the office of pool.

[Satan]

35.

[Bobbo]

And I like it. These are very, very much.

[J.D.]

Your son is a multi. Multi millionaire.

[Bobbo]

Yes, but we do no chair of the salary.

[J.D.]

Oh, he lets you.

[Bobbo]

We're still working once in a while he flip. He flip a couple of. Of hundreds.

[J.D.]

What a bone. Really.

[Bobbo]

What do we call it? The Pablos. He makes his daddy work to his mother.

[J.D.]

I got a whole different attitude.

[Bobbo]

I mean a Jumakovsky.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me about the Super Bowl. You're the. You're the football family.

[Bobbo]

I think at the super bowl this year, when you have the Nick Fols and you look at him. Yeah. And you compare him to the grace of the most modern age of the money and the Tom Brady and the Rolber. I think he's not like this. He's not like this. I think he is. Do you remember a quarterbacker from the San Francisco 49ers about four seasons ago, with the tattoos all up and down his body? He was a rusher. He's a scrambling quarterback. They say he was the return of the Steven McNair. Mr. Kaepernick.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah, we. We've heard a little bit about him.

[Bobbo]

And what has happened with him?

[J.D.]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

I feel bad for. He has not told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Super Bowl, J.D.

[J.D.]

I did, in fact, and I wasn't going to, but I thought, you know what?

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[J.D.]

I'm not going to let all the NFL crap make me not watch this game. Watch it for the commercials for the most part. But then it really became a good game. I mean, it really became a good game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun.

[J.D.]

Did you enjoy the halftime?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean.

[J.D.]

I mean, I've heard people say things about, oh, Prince, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I loved it when he sang Dick in a Box. No.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D.]

I don't think that happened. I don't believe that happened at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Justin Timberlake did not sing Dick in a Box.

[J.D.]

I don't believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I dreamt that. Have you ever seen that thing? Do you know that song?

[J.D.]

Yeah, but it was a Saturday and a live bit. He didn't do that. No, but he had the little Prince thing that he did. And the Prince people said Prince didn't want that. Really?

[Michael Turley]

It was entertaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prince is dead.

[J.D.]

I know exactly what Prince football or. Yeah, anyway, I loved it. I think it was a very good, good, good game. How about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was. It was perfect. And I love the fact that Tom Brady lost.

[J.D.]

I love that a quarterback that was more or less sitting on the couch about four months ago won the Super Bowl. I don't know. To me, that's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It was a very near thing, though. They almost had. Had that patented Patriots comeback at the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was waiting for it the whole time.

[J.D.]

And you always wonder, why don't they play that way the whole game? Why do they play that way in the. In the last 60 seconds? Why don't they just do that the whole time?

[Bobbo]

Belichick, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why was he dressed like a parts manager?

[Michael Turley]

That's. That's his thing, man. He. He's done that since day one that he got into the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does it For. For, like, just during Super Bowls.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, that's his gig. I mean, he's done that. I watched the two Bills on espn and his mentor, Bill Parcels would make fun of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank. Thank you for joining us at Chief Auto Parts. Okay, you're making model.

[J.D.]

What year's that air filter? You're about Nick F. What he's going to do now. No, you know, all the commercials. Well, I've won Super Bowl. Now I'm going to go to Disney World. Apparently, leading the Philadelphia Eagles to their first ever Super super bowl isn't enough for Nick Fold. He says. Actually, he said this before the game. He now wants to be a pastor at a high school. He says it's in his heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had Jesus on their deal this.

[J.D.]

Year, all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their first quarterback was Jesus, too.

[J.D.]

Yeah. Went, oh, win. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was like Jesus and Foltz was like God.

[J.D.]

They do Bible study together, in case you missed it, by the way, David.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed the Bible study.

[J.D.]

David beat Goliath 41 to 33.

[Bobbo]

So you're saying the Philadelphia Eagles are trending churchy, isn't they?

[J.D.]

They are. Absolutely. No.

[Michael Turley]

Unlike their town, that's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It works.

[J.D.]

Dichotomy coming out of Philadelphia.

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked for us, dude.

[Bobbo]

Who was it on the show last week that said, there will be win or lose, there will be a riot in Philadelphia either way? That's gonna happen.

[J.D.]

Of course it's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it and it did.

[J.D.]

They burned and tipped things over and broke stuff.

[Michael Turley]

And eight things that just don't make sense off the ground from horses.

[J.D.]

We read that. Actually, we have a. We have a. One of those fact or Facebook folly, if you want to get into it. One of these is real. Sunday's super bowl, when Philadelphia fans were seen on the streets doing these three things, but only one of these is real. Tell me which one's real. One, pouring alcohol on a man wearing a Patriot Patriots jersey and setting him on fire. Number two, eating horse poop from a police horse in a drunken stupor. Or number three, stealing two police horses. Which one of those is real? Pouring alcohol on a man wearing a Patriot's jersey, setting him on fire.

[Bobbo]

That's very churchy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Hang on, Turtley. Is DJ in?

[Michael Turley]

DJ is in. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I want to ask dj, is this black, white, Latino or other, this type.

[Michael Turley]

Of behavior of what happens?

[DJ]

Let's see. I don't know. It's Philly.

[Michael Turley]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you want to start over? JD Hit the high notes.

[J.D.]

All right. This is going to be A fan. Facebook. Fact or folly? So I'm going to read you three things that happened after the Super Bowl. Only one of them is real, though. One of these three things actually happened. Which one? You get to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to let you guess, D.J. but then. And then we'll get on to your. We. We'll break in the black, white, Latin.

[J.D.]

Which one of these actually happened? Pouring alcohol on a man wearing a Patriots jersey, setting him on fire, eating horse poop from a police horse in a drunken stupor, or stealing two police horses? One of those is real. Which one is real? Pouring alcohol on a man wearing a jersey or wearing the Patriots jersey, setting him on fire, eating horse poop from a police horse and a drunken stupor, or number three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steep.

[J.D.]

Stealing two police horses.

[DJ]

Man, you know, Philly is really turned up right now. And I bet they're just actor out there acting a fool. So I'm gonna bet that it's eating the horse dookie. And I could. I'll bet you a good $5 that it was a white boy.

[Michael Turley]

Why would it be a white boy?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really? Well, everybody else is too smart to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is it, J?

[J.D.]

The actual truth is stealing two police horses? Horses. That actually happened? They stole it. And the horses were missing for 20 minutes.

[Bobbo]

No guy ate the poop, though.

[J.D.]

No, that didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have a black, white, Latino or other today?

[Michael Turley]

I believe we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ]

Yes, we do indeed.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[DJ]

Yes. Time for everybody's favorite game show. Black, White, Latino, or otherwise. I'll read a news story and y' all tell me what race y' all think the culprit is. So today we got. Well, you know, if you figure if you bust out the pen, you'd want to stay out, but this cat out here in Texas busted out and then got caught busting back in. But this time he was sneaking in with about four bottles of whiskey, a big plate of barbecue and fried chicken, a bunch of bags of tobacco and some other snacks, and 5o caught him trying to creep back in. So now he's facing additional charges.

[J.D.]

So he went back into prison.

[DJ]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But on the stash of food and stuff. Oh, yeah.

[J.D.]

What was like, hey, dude, if you're gonna be out, can you grab me?

[DJ]

He just made a store run.

[J.D.]

Hey, Jimmy, I need burgers. Whataburger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Black guy.

[J.D.]

It has to be a white guy. I'm sorry. I just see in my mind, I just see a white guy stumbling through the bushes carrying all that stuff, man.

[Michael Turley]

I see somebody that's a hustler. He's a hustler.

[J.D.]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I'm gonna go with other. Did we say where this was in Texas.

[Bobbo]

Texas.

[J.D.]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D.]

Yeah, it's white guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a black guy. Okay. Baba.

[Bobbo]

I say black guy.

[DJ]

DJ man, is. It's 27 year old Joshua Randall Hansen, a white man.

[J.D.]

I just saw the pillow.

[DJ]

Get some home cooking, man.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D.]

I didn't read the story, I swear. Yeah. And whiskey.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's so dedicated to his. His business model. Yeah, he's getting out. He's an entrepreneur.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the phones are screwed up today. So if you want to get your car bed, go to gift givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we're in Houston, Texas today. So the guys are at the studio in Dallas and that's where the calls go. But for some reason we can't hear the callers. The callers can't hear us.

[Michael Turley]

Sean's on his way up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're doing our. We're doing our thousandth show today in Houston, Alabama and something.

[J.D.]

Alabama and Rice at the corner of Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. Come on, join us. By the way, we have more T shirts. We have the people that signed up ahead of time. We have your T shirt ready. Your sell that bitch T shirt. But if you'd like to buy one and you didn't sign up ahead of time, they're 20 bucks and the money goes to Operation Airdrop. We still have those. And that's all. The party really starts officially at 12, but we'll be down there. You can come on in about 11:30 or so. But it starts officially at 12. If you want one of those shirts, we still have some available. So if you didn't sign up ahead of time, you can still get one today for 20 bucks. And the money goes to a great cause.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miller Light will be here.

[J.D.]

Miller Lights here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The girls are here in the beers. And that's what will get my friends to come.

[J.D.]

Right. It's raining in Houston. But you know, if there's three Miller Light and T shirts, we have 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Oh, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

One minute till break.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have. We don't have a phone number.

[Michael Turley]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com and load up your car. It's been a busy car week. We broke another record. We sold 283 at Manheim on Wednesday. We beat our old record by 50. Yeah. Which was the largest record. We beat our record three times in the Past six weeks, which is the Manheim Texas history record. Like the most sales in one day by any deal.

[J.D.]

There has to be a limit, though. It's like jumping out of an airplane. You can only go so fast before you hit the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the airplane of the. The jumper of. The girl is naked.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When in.

[J.D.]

She turns around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay. We don't need to get into that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting.

[J.D.]

Yes, it is. So.

[Bobbo]

No, but that dispels that myth because she did not whistle all the way down.

[J.D.]

Oh, we didn't. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

30 seconds to break.

[J.D.]

Really? Yeah. Thank you, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D.]

We're alive in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Carson Wentz.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Nick F. Come and join us up.

[J.D.]

Listener party starts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for beating Tom Brady.

[J.D.]

Three hours. We have a listener party at Alabama and Rice. Come on down. Get your T shirt. Get your. Sell that T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome.

[Bobbo]

Love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Sabam.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Colin?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What time did you go to bed last night?

[Bobbo]

What time did I go to bed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

How about 14 40?

[J.D.]

That's not what time you got off the elevator.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you make a new friend In. In. In. In. Our listener.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, we had a ball. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I hear y' all knocking boots at the room next to me last night? No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I did.

[Bobbo]

Don't say that. No, I think I did nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I left the table at Trulux. I went up to the room and I heard y' all come in and heard your goofy ass whistling.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And. And then I. I heard. I heard.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the security guard came up and he was hitting on my door. Big old black guy.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what are you doing? That ain't me. It ain't me. Did you Bobo. He's hung like a mule and he's hurting this lady. Go help.

[Bobbo]

Did security really come?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Because they came to my door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Like 145.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Why?

[Bobbo]

And he said, are you aware of an alarm that went off over here?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Her alarm went off. I heard it. It wok me up.

[Bobbo]

He looked at me dubiously. No, John. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to shake your hand, Bob. Cuz I didn't know that you still had that in you.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that you could take a woman to that high of a level.

[Bobbo]

She's A lovely girl. And I think it would behoove us not to hack this one off.

[J.D.]

Yeah, she's very sweet. Quality. Very sweet lady.

[Bobbo]

Quality.

[John Clay Wolf]

She tells high level.

[Bobbo]

She tells a great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that Creed. That Creed song, can you get me higher? I mean, besides cards and wins and FTs and Jesus, I mean, Babo had some Jesus going on in the room next to us.

[J.D.]

Sweet lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was amazing.

[Bobbo]

That's nutty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you.

[Caller]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

It had me so intrigued. I. I was thinking maybe you should host the show today.

[J.D.]

Superman.

[Bobbo]

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. if you'd like to sell your car, the phones are not working in the studio. We can hear you, but you can't hear us because we are in Houston, Texas, right this. Today's our thousandth show and we are having a listener party after the show. If you go to john claywolf.com or the Facebook page, John Claywolf show, the address is on here. It's right here at the. At Alabama and Rice, across from the garage Galleria. Free parking, free beer. I know it's raining down here, but we came a long way.

[J.D.]

If you're anywhere in the area, it's got three hours. We still have the sellbud T shirts if you. If you pre ordered one, come get it today. If you still want one. They're 20 bucks and the money all goes to operation airdrop. You can get them right here again, Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. It's raining, but the party will go to continue and it's free beer starting at 12.

[Bobbo]

Free beer.

[J.D.]

Can't be.

[Bobbo]

Just hang out with us, man.

[J.D.]

Like Baba was. You know, he's a. He's a listener. Tractor, man.

[Bobbo]

She came to see you, I don't think.

[J.D.]

No, she came to see you.

[Bobbo]

I don't think that's true at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I went and saw. I saw a friend of mine's kid. I saw a friend of mine's kid.

[J.D.]

From high school when.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he never claimed. Oh, but. But it looked so much like him. And now that he's like a grown man. It's so stupid. She told her husband at the time, she, a Mexican man, that the child was his. And we all knew it was Clifford's.

[J.D.]

Okay, Clifford's, I'm assuming not Mexican.

[Bobbo]

Okay, no.

[J.D.]

Clifford.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever know a Mexican named Clifford?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

That's. That's why I said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn.

[J.D.]

That's why I said no, no, it's.

[Bobbo]

Like in the Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I don't want to go to your stupid ass long ass story. Bob is trying to tell.

[Bobbo]

And Mary is Maria, but there is no Spanish.

[J.D.]

Clifford the big red dog. Tell your story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Junior year, art class, high school.

[J.D.]

Well, this is going to be a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clifford comes in late to art class and he has on duck head khakis.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's covered in blood.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's odd. Not covered like head to toe, like.

[Bobbo]

He murdered just enough, just the hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like, you know, from like, like, from like belly button down to the knees.

[J.D.]

Wow, that's a lot of blood class.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of blood. The ring darn class any tells the teacher that he hit a deer on the way in to school because our class is our first period. And that he had to pull the deer off his car and move it off the road.

[J.D.]

Okay, this all sounds legit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And so he had to go check in. Then he went, and I'd buy it left. Teacher said go clean up, go home, come back and be good. But what if really happened is he'd been with the Mexican man's woman.

[J.D.]

Oh, was she also Spanish?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Okay, just checking.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Little country white girl.

[J.D.]

Okay, so he'd been there. Where did the blood come from? Can I ask or do I even need to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a child today that's still. That is walking around this earth. Now that's not it, Turley. But they were. They were making love.

[Bobbo]

Sweet, sweet love.

[J.D.]

I still. You really haven't told me where the blood came from. And do I need to. I think I'm afraid to ask at this point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would be.

[J.D.]

Okay, we're gonna stop right there. Hey, it's 9 11. We're in Houston. Go ahead, tell the rest.

[Bobbo]

We was driving down the highway on the course way and we hit this deer. You know how they tried out in the middle of the road and need to borrow a couple of steak knives. Hey ma, can I borrow the steak knives?

[J.D.]

You knew different that there was no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Clifford comes. He'd been. He'd been with his high school lover and. And he's a mess. And he comes into the class and says that hit the deer. Hit the deer. And when I saw this kid, I just couldn't quit thinking about that story. This guy's like 20 something years old now.

[J.D.]

Do you see him this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Did he murder the woman in cold blood?

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pablo, just stop.

[J.D.]

You're gonna ask. You're gonna ask a question we can't answer.

[Bobbo]

I haven't watched it too much CSI man. Yeah, yeah, it's ruined me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life is crazy is what I'm trying to say. Life is crazy.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what a crazy. What made Clifford hit the deer? What made Clifford get his duckhead pants all messy? Pulling the deer off the road in his Mustang gt? What's the deer doing in the highway? Yeah, and why did the deer have babies that Clifford didn't. Clifford didn't want to take responsibility for?

[J.D.]

You know, I'm just confused here.

[Bobbo]

Oh, dear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dear. And then why did she say so? This is not. This is. Why did she tell.

[J.D.]

Because I know why, Jesse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That it was his kid.

[J.D.]

Well, because she didn't want to say it's Clifford's kid. I mean, come on, she's married.

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

She wasn't married. She was like, 18. We're in high school. Okay, so who's this?

[J.D.]

Her husband was my husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied about the husband.

[J.D.]

Oh, see, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied.

[J.D.]

No wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me. Tell them the truth. Tell me. Lied.

[Bobbo]

He was the conciliator.

[J.D.]

Oh, I got you. Okay, now I follow you because you lied, right?

[Bobbo]

It's all about consequence. JD Is the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell.

[Bobbo]

This is a parable.

[J.D.]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

You know, like, the people are worried.

[John Clay Wolf]

About their kids looking at bad things on the Internet or having a few beers with us after the. At 12 o' clock in Houston.

[J.D.]

What should they be worried? They should be worried about deer.

[John Clay Wolf]

They should be worried about Clifford and deers. Right?

[Givemethevin.com Promo Voice]

So.

[Bobbo]

And from no fault of its own, the poor dear, the last thing that went through that deer's mind was. Was the radiator of that beauty.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I knew Clifford was a different kind of guy when.

[J.D.]

When.

[John Clay Wolf]

When his dog that humped all the animals in the pillows in the house. A little schnauzer. Wow. They shot him. Oh, they shot him. They shot the dog.

[J.D.]

They shot the dog because he humped pillows.

[John Clay Wolf]

They shot the dog as he humped. He humped everything.

[J.D.]

It's whiskey in your coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clifford and Sullins took the dog in the back and shot it.

[J.D.]

Why did they shoot. I don't even care anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, maybe you do need to put your kids in private school.

[Bobbo]

Well, they didn't. They didn't shoot it dead.

[J.D.]

There's a. There's a whole nother story going on in John's head.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they shot him dead. Really? Yeah, just like hey Joe. Just like Jimi Hendrix sang about. They took him to the executioner, said.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna shoot my schnauzer hopping on the pillow. Hey, it's very weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not trying to get so dark today.

[Bobbo]

Well, no, you know what? When you. When you wax philosophical. Yeah, I can follow, man. I know exactly what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Bobbo]

Somewhere there's just Sweet Latino child that is the only bearer of any kind of justice from this story at all. Ted Cruz.

[J.D.]

Took four minutes, but we got to the punchline.

[Bobbo]

All right, to whom we say, good morning. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, West Texas, East Texas and all between.

[Bobbo]

Got the speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lousiana. Nice mics. Gotta love it.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas, San Antonio, Austin.

[J.D.]

Now once again, if you're just tuning in, the listener party for the 1000th show starts at 12 o' clock in Houston at the corner of Alabama and Rice near the Galleria. We do have more sell that T shirts. If you signed up online, your shirt is here. Come get it. Free Miller Light TV and $20. Otherwise you can still get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do the $20? JD what?

[J.D.]

I'm gonna give it to Operation Airdrop. Because that's what I do. I'm a giving guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if we don't give it to the charity? What if we just keep the $20?

[J.D.]

Okay? Come on down and just give us 20 bucks because we're gonna spend it wisely at True Lux. And bring the kids because Uncle JD's.

[Bobbo]

Gonna give Cadillac rides.

[J.D.]

What a trip. What a trip. Oh, by the way, Kebab will ride home with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we got to the hotel last night, I noticed that you bought your own hotel room. Because I. We bought hotel rooms for you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because Two huge, luxurious rooms.

[J.D.]

Yes, yes, but you snore enough to wake people up in other buildings.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes love and it wakes up the whole floor. Right.

[J.D.]

Plus you had another. Plus you had.

[John Clay Wolf]

He couldn't have woken up more. More people in the Vegas shooter.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man.

[J.D.]

Right? God. Oh, that was dark. Yeah, you had. And then you had a guest on top of everything else. What am I supposed to do? Lay on the couch while you. While you. Not if I'm in your room, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard you were late to the broadcast this morning too. Nuh.

[J.D.]

Yes you were. Yes you were.

[John Clay Wolf]

My alarm did not go. I mean, it went off, but you.

[J.D.]

Know, in a hotel they got this wild thing. It's a phone. And they will call you. It's new.

[Bobbo]

I was here at 7:40, same as you.

[J.D.]

Yeah, but you went downstairs to smoke when the show started and they don't.

[Bobbo]

Cameron and Little Pepe were setting up things for us. I don't Know exactly.

[J.D.]

The show starts at 8:05. Why do you get under smoke?

[Bobbo]

Jose is the one we call Little Pepe. That's what they call him around here, Charlie. That's his wolf pack name.

[J.D.]

This place. This was a plane that was on fire and crashing. Bob would be in the bathroom smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so what?

[Bobbo]

What of it?

[J.D.]

Dude, Just because our host is overslept and you're downstairs smoking, you could have helped your butter out, your brother out.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I woke up, I thought it was 7:15. I was like, oh, man, I missed my conference call.

[J.D.]

Me time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually was calling into the conference call, figuring I was late, you know.

[Bobbo]

I nearly called you, man. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

When we started eating breakfast, he goes, did you call John? I'm like, no, John's got a conference call. He'll be up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? If you weren't knocking boots next door so loud and keeping me up and I was having to do everybody else's work on the run list, then I would have been here on time. But I'm okay. It's not bothering me. Their conditioner doesn't work very well in this place anyway.

[J.D.]

Apparently, it is.

[Bobbo]

It is a little warm in Houston and raining like a monsoon.

[Michael Turley]

So it was you guys telling me your rider wasn't set like it's supposed to be?

[J.D.]

Not exactly. Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put brown M M's in the bowl, Turley.

[Bobbo]

That's the biggest understatement of the morning.

[Michael Turley]

Charlie, is there a spit cup there for you? Because that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, when you. When you. You and me talking, then don't start getting weird. And, jd, you just shut up.

[J.D.]

I'm shutting up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Actually, where's your mic? I might have to turn me off.

[Bobbo]

I'm right there.

[J.D.]

I'm the other one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the other one? Let's keep going.

[J.D.]

Oh, that's it. I'm off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So, bravo. You and me.

[Bobbo]

He's my ride home.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and the gal leave the restaurant I left in front of you. So you're saying, hey, let's. Because she's staying at the hotel, too.

[Bobbo]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all get back to the hotel and how does it go? Do you want to go to the bar? Do you want to have another drink?

[Bobbo]

We actually. I had quite a bit of quality Pino.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I saw it on the bill.

[Bobbo]

In my room, and we drank a little wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time you're in the lob. Was the concept of y' all going to your room to drink wine already cleared, or did you have to. Were you, like, at the elevator where you go to three and she goes to eight.

[J.D.]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

The three of us, she, JD And I were standing outside the hotel and she had a wonderful story to tell us.

[J.D.]

Yes, that.

[Bobbo]

And she told us the story. Okay, so 45 minutes later, we go, we go, go into the hotel and we hung around and JD Went up.

[J.D.]

The elevator goes up. I'm on six, they're on five. They get off. They five. I go to six and go to bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I thought you were coming back down.

[J.D.]

Yes, I said that so I can get out of the elevator with you. I said, I'll be right back. Goodbye, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You don't gotta act like an ass, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn. That's why I turned him off. Listen, you asked me. Look at me. When did you say. How did you say you wanted. Do you want to come to my room?

[Bobbo]

I said, we were standing outside and I said, I think it's a good time for a drink. Okay, we all agreed.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. You and her and J.D.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So then. And you said, I have wine in the room. Would you. Would you like to. That's a closing statement. Would you like to come to my room?

[Bobbo]

Always be closing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? ABCs. Aida, it's hard to get anything straight out of here.

[J.D.]

I'm giving you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be. We'll be back in just a minute. I'm going to get to the bottom of this. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, go to to givemetheven.com today if you want to sell us your car. We want to buy it.

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone.

[J.D.]

Morning, John. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I gotta get back to you. I've got to pick up where I left off. I got to get to the bottom of the story. What did you do with her? So y' all are in the elevator?

[Bobbo]

We actually. We had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all fun, y'.

[Caller]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get weird with me now. Don't get weird. This is our thousandth show, Bobbo. We share tale stories. That's what bros do. Bros before hoes.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to tell you what we did. So we went back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to. But I know you lie, so I'm trying to get. I wanted the truth because I heard it through the walls. My room was next to yours, was it not? She took the gal up to your room. Y' all had some. When you're pouring wine and you're taught, are you. How are you romancing, or how are you snake charming this girl or. Because really, from what I saw at the restaurant, you didn't need to. And really, what I'm wondering is if you weren't smart enough to just shut up and close the deal down, and you just kept talking and you talked yourself out of it. Because I'm lying.

[Michael Turley]

I believe the. The Houston broadcast was possessed there for a second. You guys there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[J]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she. Did you talk yourself out of it? Did you. Did you sit there and get up there and start being too nice and talking too much? What you do. Why didn't I hear you screwing her through the wall?

[Bobbo]

We had an adventure, okay? It's crazy because the wine's getting warm, right? So we had to find ice. And she knows where all the ice machines are. Yeah, they're on 4, 6, and 8. So we took the stairs for my floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn it. I'm not in the mood. I'm tired.

[Bobbo]

I'm sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't listen to your long ass drawn out.

[Bobbo]

Came back up there. And we wandered about the hotel for hours, man, just trying different ice machines.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cannot get an answer out of the guy.

[Bobbo]

I'm telling you, that's what happened.

[J.D.]

Did the word three way ever come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of her mouth?

[J.D.]

I'm just asking you.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember anything like that, okay? I don't recall anything like that. You guys are trying to screw me up with this very nice woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vavo you. Why? Why do you not think that she. We have not said her name. We haven't said where she's from. We haven't said anything. So she knows who she is. You know who she is? Yeah. Nobody else does.

[J.D.]

So why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why the big secret?

[Bobbo]

Well, there's no secret at all, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't we Talk about it. She came to our deal. I bought her dinner last night at Trulux. Okay? I got 150 in this deal. I want the effing story.

[Bobbo]

I'm giving you the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a butt story, and I want it now. And if you don't have one, I think you might need to go.

[Bobbo]

Well, how are we going?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want the story that Bobbo comes to Houston and meets his first groupie and closes the deal. All right, but I invested.

[Bobbo]

You're not letting me finish. You're not letting me finish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm trying to, but you can't. Quit talking about ice machines and bs. That is off the topic.

[Bobbo]

I took her back to her room at 1:45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Walked her home. Nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. And then I felt like it was time to explore the streets of downtown Houston for a bit. I've been out all night. You know, we're on Alabama Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're down here in the middle of all the. All the fun.

[Bobbo]

Okay, what's the first cross street? I don't know what it is, but six blocks that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Boy, you can strike sparks. They were going all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Treasures. Yeah. Did you go Treasures?

[Bobbo]

I don't want to name any names, but we were right about the name Cinnamon, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, you had your own groupie.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't call her groupie. She's a very nice woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't close a door. You couldn't.

[Bobbo]

Why don't close doors? I value human beings, the human experience. I'm an artist.

[John Clay Wolf]

You couldn't move a deer off a highway. I might like Clifford.

[Bobbo]

I mean, they can't run away at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, next time that I'm. I'm giving away free permits for deer hunts, I'm gonna give it to JD Because JD could have closed that deal easily, and he would have told me the story. And that's what. When you're over there at the Trulux ordering bottles of wine on my tab, Not a glass, but a bottle. Let's get a bottle. Let's go to the most expensive steakhouse in Houston and order bottles. Okay, that's fine. Everybody have fun. I wanted to treat you guys to a nice dinner, but to have your date there.

[Bobbo]

My date?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because that's what.

[Bobbo]

How she. My date.

[John Clay Wolf]

I expect a story. I expect the story. I expect the story, and I'm getting nothing.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm trying to tell you the story, man. You're not satisfied with the story because.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a terrible story, and you're lying and you're lying. Dog dung. Son of a biscuit eater. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I'll be right back.

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[Caller]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Call in. Presented by gimmetheven.com or just come down if you're in Houston. Come down to Alabama down by the Galleria. Go to John Claywolf.com and get the exact address. West Alabama Rice Revenue listener party. I think we've been on the air down here eight years. Today's our thousandth show over the past 11 years, and we're the beer truck's coming. We've got our T shirts. We're just having a little listener party right after the show. We're gonna walk out and do a meet and greet with you guys and have a few cocktails.

[J.D.]

Yeah, don't think it's outdoors either, that we keep saying the corner of Alabama and Rice. It's indoors. So if it's raining, don't worry about it. We got you covered. It's inside the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

Building and the parking lots.

[J.D.]

Right? Parking lots right here with lots of parking lot of free parking, free beer and Bobbo's stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, back to Bobbo's stories. And remember the, the phones are screwed up today because we're on remote down in Houston. So the. It was so close, we can't hear the callers or they can't hear us. So if you want to get a. If you need to get a. If you want to sell your car, go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com I left. We go. Let me recap. Longtime listener in town for the listener party.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not going to say any names. Nice lady.

[J.D.]

She's always very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's always there, man. She, she's always you. You see her social media and this and that. Yeah, she, she's been on board for a long time. We take her to dinner last night.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

She won the contest.

[J.D.]

She was beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sat her next to Bobo with true luxury. And I was like, this is Bobbo's Clifford story, where he gets to kill the deer. For those of y' all who missed the Clifford story, you get it off the podcast later on. It was in the first hour.

[Bobbo]

It's very demeaning. It's very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop it. I was off the sacrificial lamb was offered to Bobbo, here is the groupie.

[Bobbo]

So I'm the prodigal Bobbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have the groupie Bobo. And then I leave. Get everybody liquored up, run up a big tab, leave. You guys come back to the hotel. She asked, hi, J.D. i got a question. Are you into three ways? Okay. And Baba's writing office. Oh, she was just plotting around, kidding around.

[J.D.]

Didn't quite go that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it go?

[J.D.]

It went, I don't smoke and I don't drink. She says, do you do anything? Do you have sex, like, maybe three ways? That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is you, her, and Babo on the elevator at the Gallery of High.

[Bobbo]

We were standing out in front of the hotel smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you say? J.D. you've been a swinger for, like, half your life.

[J.D.]

I kind of saw where that was going, and I just laughed, actually, because I literally had other plans, and I am in a relationship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to your Twitter and hashtag me too?

[J.D.]

I did, in fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

I took.

[J.D.]

I took a snapshot.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, you go up to the room with her. Y' all go back to your room, and you have wine ready. Right? And you did not club close this deal. And I want to understand why. How in the hell can you not? You've been romancing this woman out of her panties on Saturday mornings for seven years.

[DJ]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And she drove all the way from God's creation to meet you. We've got her staked up, liquored up, drunked up. You're at the high house, she's a groupie, and you can't close. You can't close. So I want to understand. Y' all get back to the room.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is worse than death.

[Bobbo]

No, the eye contact was all there. Yeah, you know, I thought. I thought it was going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I did, too. I was in the room next to you, and I was waiting to hear.

[Bobbo]

It just didn't go on.

[Caller]

I'm waiting to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was waiting to hear it. I had a lot of money invested.

[Bobbo]

In this, and I don't. I mean, I don't think that I've entered that terrorized realm of friend guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a happily married guy with a bunch of kids, so I can't do these kind of things. But the idea of we fly down to Houston, Bobbo bangs a groupie in the hotel room at the Hyatt house. I mean, you know, as cliche and corny as that is, that's That I would have gotten some enjoyment of the fact that I knew I put all that together.

[J.D.]

Two things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like raising a child. It is two things. And I'll be educating a child.

[Bobbo]

I'll be as brief as I possibly can. Two things. One, this is a quality woman that probably shouldn't be, you know, preyed upon that way. We got together, we had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi J.D. are you into three ways? No.

[Bobbo]

You know why she said that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, hey, she also said, here's when I knew that you should have had this. This is when I left dinner, when she got drunk and started telling these long winded stories. And one of them was her having sex in a radio station with a dj.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I know, Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Landing lights are on, runways clear, all the animals are clear. And the, the whole city has come out to the airport clapping, looking up at the sky, waiting for you to land.

[J.D.]

Charles Lindbergh in France.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so that's the one thing, okay, different, different kind of girl, if it doesn't happen, you let it go. Two, there are many fish in the sea and we're gonna have them down here today. So the party ain't over. You know, it's not like I've blown every opportunity possible. This wasn't me. I was respectful, I was nice, I was cool, good looking and we had a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this would have been the best looking gal you have mounted up on in 10 years.

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't know about that. She is very, she is very.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do know about that.

[Bobbo]

She is very attached.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not putting you down and she's my type, but I'm telling you the truth.

[Bobbo]

She's the exact correct height.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the idea that like the us old bastards in the radio show and all this and you mount up on a good looking young gal that was over, out of your league because of all this at the Hyatt House in Houston across from the Galleria after a big night out. You really, I'm really disappointed in you. Hurt. I'm really disappointed in you. I'm not happy right now. Well, so actually she's back at your hotel room right now across the street. Is this correct?

[J.D.]

Yes, that is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. 9, 1550. Here's what I want you to do, Babo. I want you to leave and I want you to go back across the street. Come back at the segment at 9 to 1025. I want you to go close that deal, son. I'm not kidding. You know, you know, we'll do, we'll wait until the 11 o' clock hour. I'm going to give you a little time to think about this. But you're going to get your ass back out on that field. You're going to lace your shirt, shoes back up, buckle that chin strap, quit being a whiny baby, and you're gonna get up there and you're gonna tap that ass or you're not gonna be a friend of mine and I'm not gonna be associated with you anymore. Do you understand me?

[J.D.]

Huh? Wow. This got so ugly so fast.

[Bobbo]

It's not ugly. He's fronting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not fronting. Do I look like I'm front?

[Bobbo]

He thinks he's cool.

[J.D.]

I don't think he is, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's serious. I'm not friend.

[Bobbo]

He thinks he's cool.

[J.D.]

He didn't sleep well. He overslept the show. He fell down in the street on the way over here in the rain. He's not happy. And now he's really not happy.

[Bobbo]

But you're talking to the wrong cat. That's the kind of deal you lay on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club, you know, Babo, don't be a dork. Strip club. Can't even find his own pp.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna stop being a dork right now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you're starting to be a dork. You need to get your ass back over there and you need to put that woman out of her misery that's sitting in your hotel room waiting on you.

[Michael Turley]

This sounds like a coach talking to a player right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Okay, man. This is what happened in the first half.

[John Clay Wolf]

He starts talking about strip club.

[J.D.]

We still have another half ahead of us, man. Dude, let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Come on.

[Bobbo]

Sound like a crappy coach. Sound like an SMU coach.

[J.D.]

I don't care if you're bleeding. Get out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't care if you hit a deer on the way to school this morning. 800. Well, we don't have. We don't have a phone number, but we are going to meet our. We are going to meet our listeners today at noon. Ed Houston. And we are going to bring Babo's kill down from the Hyatt into the room. And we're gonna introduce her to all of y' all after he finishes the job.

[J.D.]

Once again, we are. I was told to make sure everybody knows it's West Alabama and Rice in Houston. If you're coming down for the listener party that starts at 12 o'.

[Satan]

Clock.

[J.D.]

We have the T shirts, we have free Miller Light. We have the ladies. We have Bobbo in all his glory.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of his glory. Right now. He's got. He doesn't have much right now. I'm not very impressed with my. With my.

[J.D.]

If you didn't pre register for a T shirt, sell that T shirt. If you didn't pre register for one of those, you can still buy one for 20 bucks. And the money goes into John Clay Wolf's paying for true life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Family, guys, dude, family. We're old stiffs. We work. You see me, I. I never stop working. You are the dream, dude.

[Bobbo]

I gave.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are the dream.

[Bobbo]

I gave it my best shot. It didn't go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are too young. Start coaching him right like this.

[Bobbo]

But there's going to be a lot of elementary school women here today, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No. You've got a good looking one in your hotel room. You.

[Bobbo]

I think she's probably in her motel room at this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Details, details.

[J.D.]

Would you do. Would you say this to your own son? Would you. Would you coach and when he's 20, sure. Okay.

[Bobbo]

What about when he's 48? He knows what he's doing and it just doesn't go on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he might need a little refresher. People pay Tony Robbins to tell them how to live.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

People. I've seen some of the tail you've pulled up. You ain't fun. You got a real one here. You've got a billfish on the end of a wire line.

[J.D.]

Welcome to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're used to pulling crappie out of the hood creek.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I can see it. I can see it every time you do that. Some special thing. Pound that desk, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Good morning. What's going on?

[J.D.]

Good morning, Randy. Randy came with us in my car by the way. All the way down here to Houston. In the back seat talking the whole time. Yippity yippity yappity yap. When it wasn't Bobo. It was Randy's aggressive driver. Not a aggressive.

[J]

He's passing some people on his shoulder.

[J.D.]

He keeps bouncing back and forth between all the windows in the back seat looking out the left, looking out the right, looking.

[J]

He passed a guy had a 40 foot boat, one of the big ones with a cabin and everything.

[J.D.]

I know.

[J]

Passed him on his shoulder and flipped him the bird.

[J.D.]

That was you. I didn't.

[J]

He rode his way and goes, if you fish me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crazy.

[J.D.]

That didn't happen. Now Randy's bouncing around the car like a something on speed.

[J]

Hey, I put on. I put on my seatbelt. And that even in the back seat. You gotta be careful riding with jb. And he eats a lot. He stopped at every Weyer Burger, Wendy's and Sonic all the way to Houston.

[J.D.]

I did. That's crazy.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you Randy could have closed that deal. What do you think, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Randy probably closed a few deals on the way down.

[J.D.]

Randy was all over.

[J]

Hey, Eastern's awesome from this time of year. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D.]

What's good for you? How's it good for all the aminals? Really?

[J]

Yeah. This is party town. H town.

[J.D.]

H town.

[J]

Yeah, we're getting down, getting it on. Not like Bobbo. No, Bobo's a weirdo. She talked to that girl nine hours.

[J.D.]

I know. It was all total.

[J]

Total all night long yesterday, right? Nothing. He's like the biggest savior of the human race.

[J.D.]

Oh, stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J]

You know, I mean, I like him.

[J.D.]

So what have you been. What have you been done since you've been down here? Anything.

[J]

What have I done?

[J.D.]

Yeah. In Houston you said.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[J]

Galleria. They got a CVS store.

[J.D.]

Cvs?

[Satan]

Yeah.

[J]

You like the cvs?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[J]

And they don't sell cigarettes.

[J.D.]

No, they don't.

[J]

What's the deal?

[J.D.]

Because they want to people to live a healthy life.

[J]

You don't have to smoke three packs a day. It's not gonna hurt you. God almighty.

[J.D.]

Yes it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody.

[J]

It's just like Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J]

Like we're all men.

[J.D.]

Yeah, we're all men.

[J]

He just can't get it done.

[J.D.]

No, he gets.

[J]

I think he's troubled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? I don't know.

[J]

He's got those sad eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he couldn't get laid in a whorehouse with a handful of hundred dollar bills. I know, right?

[J.D.]

It's just like with us.

[J]

It's all nature.

[J.D.]

It's all nature.

[J]

It's all about after that.

[J.D.]

You know, we have a story coming up after 10 o' clock about one of your kind of your furry buddies. A hamster. Did you hear this story on Spirit Airlines?

[J]

Have I heard a hamster story?

[J.D.]

No, this specific story.

[J]

40 years have been hamster stories.

[J.D.]

Well, we could tell it now.

[J]

What is it about? Hamsters and meteorologists.

[J.D.]

No, that's. No, that's punxatani, Phil. That's a whole different story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick. If we are still [e-mail] [e-mail] and DNM Leasing is hiring leasing agents down. It's a partner of ours in Houston. If you'd like to inquire about becoming a leasing agent. Also send your resume to jobsivemetheven.com. if you'd like to sell your car and go to. Give me givemetheven.com because the phones are messed up today and we're not able to talk to our listeners.

[Michael Turley]

Sean the engineer is here right now trying to. Trying to work on himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean the engineer. That's great.

[Bobbo]

Thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I. I just cut Randy off because he wasn't going anywhere.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and. And when Randy can't begin.

[Bobbo]

Oh, was Randy here?

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He was.

[J.D.]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed it. We all did.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You want to hear the story about the hamster or not? You want to hang on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Randy, come back. Let's hear it.

[J.D.]

Okay. Basically, this young lady was. Was going from college to south Florida. She called Spirit airlines. She said she wanted to take her emotional support pet with her. Okay? And her emotional support pet is a hamster. So she shows up at the airport, and the airline goes, no, you can't take a hamster on the airplane. And they recommended she flush it down the toilet. And the worst thing possible happened. She went to the bathroom. She thought. She cried. She said, I have to take this airplane. She flushed Pebbles the hamster down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it in the air?

[J.D.]

No, they weren't. They had. They had yet to take off. They wouldn't let her take the hamster on the airline. Pebbles took a. Had a watery grave. And airline spokesman now says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Did Pebbles get flushed in a blue tank toilet in the airplane?

[J.D.]

No. In the airport. She never got on the pebbles. Never made it to the friendly skies. No. Air spirit online spokesman was quoted as saying, have you seen some of the people that fly Spirit? A hamster really would be a step up if she.

[John Clay Wolf]

If she would have been traveling with my wife's hairdresser. Huh? She could have given the hamster to him.

[J.D.]

Oh, God, don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would have really appreciated.

[J.D.]

How do we have to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone through several of them. I think he likes Gerald. Let there be a break. I need to. Randy, I need.

[J]

Afraid of hairdressers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I need to introduce you to the gay hairdresser. No. You know, he's probably. He's getting older now. He might like a chipmunk. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Give me the vin.com. what's it pay? I don't know. Ask Bobo. He likes to b. Pay for things that don't close jobs at. Giveme the vin.com. mike, I need a countdown.

[J]

Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Turley.

[J.D.]

Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I need to. Okay, we'll be back in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio when the phones work.

[Bobbo]

When his wife is in bed and sick with the flu, that's what he calls strip club night. He doesn't pack lunches, help with homework, or tell bedtime stories. He believes these are all clear cut examples of women's work. He's always happy to take out the trash, after which he'll return three hours later.

[Caller]

Later.

[Bobbo]

Piss drunk. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Give me the VIN.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Givemethe bin.com. and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what I thought baba was going to be doing last night. So you're black and blue. I just couldn't, I mean, take a brother to water. You could throw him in the water. Yeah, you did set the whole thing up.

[J.D.]

You immersed him. You actually baptized him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I baptized him.

[J.D.]

Very expensive wine.

[Bobbo]

You better know. You saw me at dinner, at the table. Yeah. All right. And we hung around for a long time. You better know that. I got to know the girl and gave it my best. Barn, if you're disappointed, you go ahead and bitch and cry all morning.

[J.D.]

I've done that.

[Bobbo]

I gave the best. How you think I feel about it? Okay, you're hacked off. How do you think I feel about it? So you go, but you go on, on.

[John Clay Wolf]

When y' all get back to the room and you're like, did you try to kiss her?

[Bobbo]

Dude, I moved her to all the primary stations, right? Sat her on the bed. I'm sitting on the ottoman. Right? Sat her on the ottoman. I'm sitting on the couch. Eye contact. Eye contact. Gave her the speech. You know, I've looked at you on Facebook for years. Really enjoy your. Your photos. You know, I know you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. Y' all are in the room, grown ass, responsible woman.

[Bobbo]

And I'm just kind of knocked out to be sitting in a room with you. Just try. Just. Just knocked out to be sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told her you were knocked out to be sitting in a room with her. Yeah, well, that's the problem. You haven't mind. Well, you're the star. She came to see you and you're sitting there kissing a bunch of ass and turning the table. You didn't know how to handle yourself.

[Bobbo]

That's my deal, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it really worked out well.

[Bobbo]

Well, so what, you know what are you gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. I'm just. No, I'm. I'm.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do with me over there? You know, what can you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. Nothing. Gave it.

[Bobbo]

Gave it to college. Try three times.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she said at dinner that she had had sex with a radio host in a radio studio.

[J.D.]

Yeah, she did say.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, why don't we bring her up here and have Babo breed her on the air?

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And Doug said very nervously, oh, you can't do that.

[J.D.]

You can't do it. Not in the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't do that in the building. And JD Said, we did it on the Russ Martin show.

[J.D.]

We've done it many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, I think that that's what we should do.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Bobbo needs to take it to the ultimate level. And. Ah, I'm just disappointed. I'm just a. Disappointed you expected the way I'm just a disappointed stepdad. Bob, great story.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, I feel the same way about it, but, you know, what.

[J.D.]

Are you gonna do?

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do?

[J.D.]

We're still in Houston.

[Bobbo]

I think the me too thing has something to do with it too, because, like, you're afraid to go further than. Than just, you know, giving the Buy side anymore.

[J.D.]

Think about that.

[Bobbo]

I mean, it's not like we work together or anything, but these days, look what happened to Kobe Bryant.

[J.D.]

Oh, please.

[Bobbo]

At least that was not forceful, man.

[J.D.]

How many others? Kevin Hart and everybody else.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, so, I mean, you should be happy that I'm not in jail this morning.

[J.D.]

He's got a point, John. You should be thanking him. You didn't have to get him out of jail.

[Bobbo]

Wonderful time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't have got him out of jail.

[J.D.]

That's the problem. You wouldn't have gotten him out. Oh, and Houston jails are not nice. I've heard very bad stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buddy of mine's getting married. It was so funny where I'm talking to him, hey, did you know I'm going to be a daddy? No. When I was like, who is she? What is she?

[J.D.]

Yeah, what's the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married? Noel did. Said, you know, how old is she? Is what I asked him. Oh, wow, there's a transition. How old is she?

[J.D.]

How old is your friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

First he's. I'll get there.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is he? How old is he?

[J.D.]

How old is she?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's young.

[J.D.]

Well, I'm getting that from the Dr. Hook song.

[Bobbo]

How young was she?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was when I asked, how young Young is she? So my buddy calls, he says, I'm getting. I'm gonna be a daddy. I says, I say great. Awesome. And how, oh how old is she? Well, she's young. Well, how young is she? She's 17. Younger. 17 years younger than I am. And I was like, well, Ben, how old are you?

[J.D.]

Yeah, because I wasn't sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bobbo]

Ben's not 25, is he? Stopped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 38, but she just turned 20, so that's 16 and a half, I guess, not 17. Wow.

[J.D.]

So I've aged a year since then.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that speaking the son of a. We need to give a son of a toast.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To Ben, our Whataburger Cokes. And to Ben, the dad to be who at 38 knocked up a night 19 year old man.

[J.D.]

Did you see the girl, by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but. But they're. They're planning a good life together and, and he really likes her and. It's not just sex, Bob. Oh, it's not just sex. It's not about sex. That's what I said about raising children.

[Bobbo]

It's what modern day psychologists call the Koresh factor in being a family man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fact that she's 17 years younger.

[Bobbo]

This is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has nothing to do with anything. Yeah, it kind of does. Speaking of wives, what was funny? We were over in Dallas or something the other day and my.

[J.D.]

You and your wife. What? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Satan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife and I and the kids, Russ and Audrey and the kids were driving around. Yeah. And we, we. We took the. We were over at SMU driving around campus. I was showing kids where dad's old alma mater was, where dad played football in. In, you know the, the Nolan, the. The eight year old, he's noticing the cars in the parking lot. Man, these kids should ride. Fat damn. I mean this looks like the, like the European auto center, right? Like. Yeah, nothing's changed.

[Bobbo]

Son's change.

[J.D.]

They all drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Polos, ponies and the other word, no ponies, Porsches and probation.

[J.D.]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we were driving around the park and we're driving down some, you know, the great sit street in Highland Park.

[J.D.]

Yes, they are beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

The homes are unbelievable. It's just. It's the nicest homes in Texas. No offense Houston, but they are, in my opinion they are beautiful. She's very old.

[J.D.]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's seen this before but we haven't been down that like Beverly and etc in a while. And she's looking back and forth at these houses because when you're driving down the street and trying to catch both sides Yep. She's going so hard she whipped her neck. She hurt her neck. She hurt her neck. Like, not like, oh my gosh, my neck sore. Like I'm injured.

[J.D.]

Like popped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She rubber necking so hard, so excited. It's just such a woman thing. Isn't that just so funny? We're driving her through Highland park. She rub her naked so hard she blew her neck out.

[J.D.]

These houses are just amazing.

[Bobbo]

It will blow your mind, though. Highland Park, Dallas. I mean, I bought a used bed over there for my son one time off of Craigslist. And I couldn't believe that he goes, dad, where are we going?

[John Clay Wolf]

As my son would say, we're going to where they serve full candy bars at Halloween.

[J.D.]

Not the little ones, not the fun size, the share, the full size.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you do have Rush Limbaugh on the isg. Let's talk to Russia. Good morning, Rush.

[J.D.]

Joining us live from Florida to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Rush, Are you coming for the Lister party today and Houston?

[Bobbo]

I'd like to be. I'm gonna try to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you right now?

[Bobbo]

And I've already fired two assistants over this.

[J.D.]

What?

[Bobbo]

This morning? No one told me the gig was at noon. They said 12 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

I knew Saturday. I figured midnight.

[J.D.]

God, no.

[Bobbo]

So we haven't gotten the plane out yet. Working on transportation. It's about a 13 hour drive, so we may be late for the deal. Maybe about 2am We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's from 12 to noon. Go to john claywolf.com. anyone who'd like to come meet us. Today, we're having a listener party.

[Bobbo]

Free beer about 12 o' clock noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free hot food.

[Bobbo]

Okay, so the liquor stores will be open. Yeah, that'll be a great time. I'll tell you this, this thing with.

[John Clay Wolf]

With Bobble, it's our thousandth show. I know Rush, you've had more than the only thing.

[Bobbo]

His problem is Bubble's like ultra religious. Isn't he, like, looking for a clean girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

And they're just, they're not out there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Bobbo's dated ex cons, ex strippers, Former cons, Current cons, current strippers, clergyman. Oh, so he's a Satanist, Deep diver.

[Bobbo]

Bottom feeder.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a deep diver.

[Bobbo]

Well, you don't take a guy like that to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

You take him to Little Rock, home of William Jefferson Clinton. That's Bobbo's kind of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. That's where he feels.

[Bobbo]

It all makes sense to me now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

I took a little peyote with Ted Nugent. Last week, and we were talking about this very same subject. You know, women today, they don't. They don't like a nice fellow. You know, Ted says, this has been working for me for years. When a woman seems interested in me, I show her something large that I've killed. They like that ruthless bit. It's never worked for me either. Bobbo's thing is probably. He should probably stop going to church so often and try and be a part of this world we live in. Have a couple of Percocets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with Trump this week? Give me political catch up.

[Bobbo]

It's been a very interesting time with Trump this week. You know, about the Nunes memoir. I don't know why they call it a memo or the Nunes memo. Apparently, you know, the FBI has been out to get Trump for years now. The Nunes memo clearly proves this beyond the shadow of a doubt, substantiated by such fine periodicals. Sure. As the Breitbart Report.

[J.D.]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

Not to mention the Daily Nun, the Daily Lunner. They talked about it. Sure. I think they're. They're all mixed up about the Russian thing somewhere. And this is incredible. And I learned. I talked to my friend Sean Hannity on Thursday. There was a conversation around a table, a dining table at Trump Tower, probably six months before the election in 2016. Donald Trump Jr Jr asked for Russian dressing.

[J.D.]

Oh, dear Lord.

[Bobbo]

For his dinner. Salad.

[J.D.]

Salad.

[Bobbo]

And now it's all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, these libtards today, they'll make up anything to get at this president. Sure.

[J.D.]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

This fine, upstanding man, really, who knows what to do with a free woman.

[J.D.]

Oh, you think he would have closed the deal last night?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Whether he did or not, he'd have bragged about him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

That's what you do.

[J.D.]

Made up a story.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't matter how the woman feels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Of course.

[J.D.]

Totally does matter.

[Bobbo]

I'm not in the realm of politics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

Have a drink. J.D. lighten up. You're in Houston. Have a Bloody Mary.

[J.D.]

I might.

[Bobbo]

My God, man.

[J.D.]

I absolute. Mike.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm gonna do. I think I can probably finish an entire quart of absolute vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

Between my home. Just west of.

[Satan]

Of Boca Raton.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And the coast of Tejas. I shall be there, gentlemen.

[J.D.]

Can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

On the EIB network.

[Satan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Talent on loan from. From God.

[John Clay Wolf]

From God.

[Michael Turley]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. That's terrible. Remember to go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to Sell your car today or anytime. The system will bid them immediately online. It'll give you a really tight range. Then a buyer will give you an actual range. We are. The spring has sprung and the market is coming up. We're buying cars. We upped our actually turned up the the buy number on our system by 500 a unit.

[J.D.]

Really buy a ton more like you didn't. You're breaking records anyway. Well, I mean last week breaking records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn'T mean you're making money. J.D. just because you got girls in your hotel room doesn't mean you're getting legs mean you're getting. You don't believe me? Ask Bob. So.

[J.D.]

So I have a drunk girl in the hotel room and and she drove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up here to meet me.

[J.D.]

We watched live pd right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, we, we, we. I turned up the heat on the bidding on the automated bidding [e-mail] because the market's coming up cuz tax time's out. Oh yeah, tax just January 31st. The W2s had to go out. They're out. Tax returns are coming out. Thanksgiving's next Wednesday. And in my 22 years of being in the wholesale business, I know that Valentine's Day is when the market changes. So it's going to change. We're paying more for cars already. Go to givemetheven.com and we did break a record at Dallas Auto Wash last week. We sold 283 cars in one one setting.

[J.D.]

Seriously. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this week I sat up until 2:00'. Clock. I sat working on the run list. That's why I was late this morning.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I going to try to go for that 300 this week. Really going to try. Really huge. Really going to try. I think we can get there. It'll be exciting. But I need to buy all the cars. I need to buy about 50 more cars between now and Tuesday to do it. So. Okay. Give yourself an excuse to buy strong and that's what I'm doing. But you go to give me the vin.com and do that today. We have our listener party at noon here. Go to john clay wolf.com and you can see it. Get all the information. Get a free T shirt. Get a free beer. Meet us in just hell an hour and a half. We'll be right back. So many people have come and gone. The faces fade as the years go by.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin dot com.

[Bobbo]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love listening to y' all and now.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin dot com.

[Satan]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, freaking mic suck. Little loud morning, everybody. Music's too loud. Oklahoma, Louisiana, Texas, of course. Good morning Austin, San Antonio, Dallas. And we are in Houston in this morning for a listener party. Our thousandth show is today. You can call in now because we finally got the phones working. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Somebody buzz in and let's check this out. But I'm pretty sure we got the phones up now. Having a listener party down by the gallery in Houston. You can go to john claywolf.com, get the addresses. Alabama and West. Alabama and Rice. It's indoors and there's a parking lot right outside that's free. You can just pull up, come in. Miller Light is sponsoring, bringing beer, having a little fun. At noon, right after we got off the air, we're gonna go hang out with some of our listeners to celebrate our thousandth show. I can't believe it's been a thousand shows, dude. A thousand shows. When I started this stupid ass racket, I remember it well.

[J.D.]

I remember. You remember the first show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, hell yeah. Do really? Hell yeah.

[J.D.]

Where was it exactly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wichita Falls, Texas.

[J.D.]

In the studio at the outlaw. What's outlaw?

[John Clay Wolf]

90, 90 something. I forgot. 90, 94 something.

[J.D.]

Is it just like you'd imagine, a small market radio station studio, just like a little table with a couple of mics?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was, it was, it was nice.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was probably as good as this one.

[J.D.]

Okay, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was. I don't want to tell my whole sob story, but I was hurt. You know, I was in a wheelchair at the time.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't know if I was ever going to get out of it.

[J.D.]

Been in a motorcycle accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I was trying to figure out what I was going to do with my career and I had this dealership and people had always been impressed with my ability to bid cars. And you know, if they're sitting around me when I'd answer a phone call, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. XYZ. Yeah. 27,000. So how do you do that without seeing it? Yeah. So we put that on the air just to test it. It worked and I enjoyed it. And I've been doing Saturdays for 11 years. This is not our thousandth Saturday show. This is our thousandth show show because we did a weekday show in Dallas for a year and we did a weekday show up there for a year. And when you did the math on all that, today is our Thousandth show. That's a lot. Hours of that.

[Bobbo]

A thousand. Four thousand times four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but those. Those weekday shows were.

[Bobbo]

They were just an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those weekday shows were an hour, so.

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, don't drag the devil out of the details, man. It doesn't matter. A thousand shows is a track record, and that's a lot of miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A lot of altitude.

[J.D.]

You know, there was a time that you actually did the show from a dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like a showroom literally had the. This guy was listening to the show, and he's like, hey, you're good at this. And you. You ought to. He said, you ought to be on my radio station. Long story short, we made a deal, and I, what they call Ella, made lease management purchase, like renting, lease management, acquire, I guess, acquisition at a show. And we. A station up there, and we built the studio on the showroom floor of Wolf, Fort Dodge Vernon Auto Group and ran the ESPN station out of that. So we were the only dealership in the nation with a live radio deal. And that's where I did that daily deal.

[Bobbo]

That's where I picked you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin's gonna have to load them up, put one on. Mike who? We got.

[J.D.]

800-800-Radio. 800-800-7234. The phones are working, so call us.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, John, that. Oh, that was in your ear. Hudson in Oak cliff with a 13 explorer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, Hudson. What you got? Hudson, good morning.

[Caller]

I got a. A Ford Explorer limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's right at 60,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's white. It's got leather, sunroof, navigation, chrome wheels. Why are you selling by carmax? Well, extra car don't need it anymore and took it by carmax. And I hear that you guys can beat them most of the time, so I thought I'd give you guys a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have. You said it has a sunroof and navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's white. I'm Gonna bet the CarMax hit it at 16 5. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's exactly what they did. Yeah. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Yeah, I just know my business. Yeah, you do. So they hit you 16 5. And how long did it take you to get the 165 out of them? You had to drive there. You had to wait on them anyway. Obviously. I'll give 16, 5. I. I'll go ahead. It's a white car. It's a limited. Where are you located?

[Caller]

It's. I'm in Oak Cliff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound pretty white.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'M white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In a white Explorer. And you live in Oak Cliff. All right. How much do I have to beat it by? It can happen by it.

[Caller]

Can you beat it by 300?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can beat it by 300 and I can pick it up. Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. No, no, no payoff. I got the title in hand. I work from home, so if you could pick it up, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I'll do it. No, no, no problem. Just log it in to give me the vin.com. you can just put in your license plate number if you don't have your VIN number and take a picture of that Carmax offer and send it in and then that'll just cut to the chase because we know they've already personally inspected it. So we can skip all the pictures and all the bull and I just get over there and get it paid for. Yeah, I appreciate it.

[Caller]

I'll do it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sweat. Done deal. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

That's uncanny. You still do that, man. I'll bet. I'll bet Carmax offered you 16 5. He's at exactly what they offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just know how they bid cars. What'd you say, Mike? All right, Stan. Good morning. Earlier.

[Caller]

Yes. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What country?

[Caller]

2000. 2007 tundra. It's got 160,000 on it. Leather. Got a fiberglass topper.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

It's four wheel drive with the big engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the big back door or.

[Caller]

The small back door this fall? Back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an access cab. But is it, is it a SR5 with leather or is it a. Well, hang on. In 07, do they have the platinum? What, what trim level is it?

[Caller]

No, it's a SR5 with leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you put the leather in or. They did.

[Caller]

Toyota did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's not a crewmax. It's a double cab and it an SR5.

[Caller]

Double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

One more time. I'm sorry, I got, I got sidetracked. Did you say two or four wheel drive?

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive. But monster miles. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

That. No, nothing's wrong with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So average, you know, the proverbial average. Rough or clean, where would you hit it?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. It's, it's, it's, it's just average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's white, it's 8,000. Wreck, never been hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an $8,000 truck.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it.

[Caller]

All right. I get close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it should. Do you have a title?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's get. Let's get it bought let's get it bugged let's get it bought don't be scared of me. The money's good. Actually, I think we've got a way to start wiring our customers. The money coming up soon.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That will speed things up. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Remember to come down to Houston today. If you're in the Houston area, meet us at noon. Go to john claywolf.com to look at the details. We have a listed party for our thousandth show.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now back to the John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf show, presented by GiveMe the vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The phones are working already. Oh, look, we've already got some junk calling in. Nothing like a little Saturday morning trash to get your day started, right? Line two. Good morning, Paul. Guess he. Paul has a 97 Civic with 127. Guess what area of Dallas he's in.

[J.D.]

Let me guess. North Dallas. Highland Park? No, South Dallas. Possibly. Oak cliffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

The groves, the grove, the gross. Perfect. Hey, Paul. Hey, man. Man. Everybody's got to get around somehow. Everybody's got to get around somehow. You do it in a 97. Good. Everybody's got to get around somehow. Can you hear me?

[Caller]

I feel you. Oh, I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It rained like a cow pissing on a flat rock around here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Houston and it's raining like a cow pissing on my head. And I. I actually. I actually ate it.

[Caller]

I'm an hour away, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a 97 Civic with 127 on it. You know what it's worth? It's 500 to a thousand bucks.

[Caller]

I'll figure so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right, thanks. Line one.

[Caller]

It's a piece of crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a piece of crap. Line one. Kia Forte. From. From an old piece of crap to a new piece of crap. John. Good Morning. Hello. Hi. A 13 Forte with 108. God, you must be a commuter.

[Caller]

105.

[John Clay Wolf]

105. All right, that's better. 4 grand maybe. Maybe 3500k with miles on them. The little. The little wind up Kias, they just don't have any value.

[Bobbo]

Forte.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line 7 that's a forte. I don't. That's the forte. Line 7 BMW. Thomas, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 01 BMW 7. Now these cars, they all smoke like the. The valve guides in them. Even though yours has good miles on it, does it still like have a little exhaust smoke that you can see after it's warmed up?

[Caller]

None at all. What do you want? The car was garage kept and it stayed. It only came out on Sundays before I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, have you, have you owned it new? Oh, before you bought it?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 01. So it's a 17 year old BMW. I forgot what body style that is. This old one, is it a couple thousand bucks?

[Caller]

Same. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want, two or three grand for it? Three grand?

[Caller]

I've been. I've been offering eight grand for it. I was just trying to do damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now why the hell wouldn't you take that, an $8,000 offer on a 01? You know, you can buy like a 2009 for that much with 80 with 100 on it. I'm serious.

[Caller]

Because you're not gonna find a BMW 740 in this good condition. It's still got the phone in the center console and everything that's still hooked up and powers on and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're thinking it's like classic material now. You need to sit on it for another 15 years. Okay, well, I'm glad. You know, I'm learning something here from my listener that has no 1 BMW in four years. Here's what you need to do, everybody. You need to go out and buy 01 BMW 7 Series. Because in four years from now, Kramer from CSB, CNBC Online 7 just told us that the market is going to run like, like wildfire. It's going to be hotter than a Shelby GT Cobra that signed by Carroll Shelby himself. Thank you, everybody. Okay, so line five, we've got Amy. There's a car hanging off a ledge.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there is. Outside of our building.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there really? Amy, are you there? Yes, I am. Is there really?

[J.D.]

Yes, there is. I swear to God, I thought it was my car for a minute because it's a red suv. Someone trying to see steal my car and drove it off a ledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Houston. We're down by the Galleria. No, our party hasn't even started. And speaking of guys in Houston, come on down. Free beer, 12 o' clock noon. After we get off the air, we're going into this indoor pavilion thing at the studio. We're in. And at Alabama And Rice, West Alabama Rice. And Amy knows where it is, obviously, because she's calling in. And why is there a car hanging off a ledge, Jason?

[J.D.]

Somebody drove it off. There's. The little parking lot's a little bit up. It's about 4ft high, and there's two ledges. As you drive off, you can go left side, you can go right side, or you're supposed to go down the center. They decided to go off the right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

So some of our fans, our people. So what that tells me is our people are here.

[J.D.]

They're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have made.

[J.D.]

They're sort of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're.

[J.D.]

They're beginning to gather in our parking lot. But hanging off the edge, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Amy, are we going to see you in a minute? No, I just got my hair done now. I'm at Target.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not. You're not gonna come down? I have no idea.

[J.D.]

Is that your Honda hanging off?

[Caller]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well.

[Bobbo]

Come on, John, close it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line six, line six, line six. Man wants to talk to Ronaldo.

[Caller]

Are you there, Ronaldo?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, I got.

[Caller]

I'm here, man. Hey, you know, I'm a connoisseur of talk radio. I listen all time. First time listener or last all time listener and first time caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But you got a good Mr. Snurdley over there. Man, that guy's really sorry. Didn't. Did I get cut off?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you didn't finish the F bomb, so you saved yourself and we did. We did not have to dump you.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound.

[Caller]

You and you and your boys, y' all sound way more sexier on the telephone than y' all do on the. The radio. Just letting y' all know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when did we talk on the telephone?

[Satan]

Well, we're talking.

[Caller]

You're still on the radio, aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes, honey.

[J.D.]

It's bizarre. The whole thing is bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they said is you wanted to talk to Tony Romo's dad. Right? He's gone. Oh, he's gone, man. What. What was that? I don't know. Well, the Note said line 6. Alcoholic man named Ronaldo wants to talk to Tony Romos.

[J.D.]

Here's a little thing coming from an alcoholic. We rarely get to the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really.

[J.D.]

We just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't. Papa's like, you know, all I bitching him for all these years is to hurry up and get to the point. So is that what's happening? I don't know. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8.

[Bobbo]

Richard Pryor, get to the point. Did George Carlin, get to the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but Quincy Jones came out and said that Richard Pryor is a bisexual yesterday. Did you hear that?

[J.D.]

And he said Michael Jackson stole most of his stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said the Beatles weren't very good musicians.

[J.D.]

Paul McCarthy Carney's a horrible basic. I was like, whoa, this is. Yeah, Quincy Jones came out and said all this in an interview for some, some maga. One of the magazines. Doesn't matter. But yeah, he said Michael Jackson stole most of his stuff. Paul McCarty was not a good musician, especially not a good bass player. And what was the other one? Somebody was gay.

[Caller]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it you?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D.]

Well, besides me. Somebody. Richard Fryer, mishapy and somebody else. Yeah, so anyway, yeah, I think he's kind of stepped off the platform as they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's 85, he's getting dementia or he's really remembering everything.

[J.D.]

Starting to remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one. Angie in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it, honey.

[Caller]

Okay, I have a 13 Ford Flex Limited that's got 94, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what color it?

[Caller]

Silver with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in a position where you can bring it down where I can see it in person? Because I'm actually in Houston today. We're having that party this one hour. I don't know if I could get it down today. One hour from now. Well, I'm leaving at 2 o', clock, but anyway, I'll give 10 grand for it if it's nice. 10 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 94,000 miles on. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound disappointed. Tell me about your disappointment. Talk to me.

[Caller]

I am a little disappointed just because I. I still owe like 2 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right, so you had 8. You have $8,000 equity. That's good.

[J.D.]

What did you expect?

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What were your expectations? Why did I not meet your expectations, Angie? 13 or 14 with 94,000 miles, it would need 60 or 70,000 miles on it to do that, I believe. Because you got to remember these banks still have to loan money on the car. And the guy that can, that's looking for a hundred thousand mile Ford Flex typically doesn't have the best credit in the world.

[Bobbo]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know, that's what sets the market is the financing capability. Where were you getting the 13, 14? Were you just looking around online, see what people were asking.

[Caller]

Now? I was just looking at other vehicles that I would want that were used, that I would trade it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I like it. Typical woman. She's just optical valuation shopping Hey, I know how to. I know. I know how to close this chick down.

[J.D.]

Okay, how's that gonna be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe the car's worth 5,000, but I'm gonna give you two twenty five hundred dollar vouchers, coupons to get it to 10,000. That's how my wife always does it. How much was it? Well, they were asking 20,000, but. But they discounted it to 10, so I bought it. I was doing the opposite. These shoes were. These shoes were. They were asking 400, but we got them for 70.

[J.D.]

What a deal.

[Caller]

Deal.

[J.D.]

Man, you saved me money. Wait a minute. Hold on.

[Bobbo]

That's not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angela, what part of Houston you live in? That was. She's gone. She's gone. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

She didn't like the voucher idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio.

[J.D.]

So you kind of deal with. You kind of deal with her. What Baba did last night with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girl in the home line. 304 Chevy SSR. Brian and Rona, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, hey. Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Good morning.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Ssr. How nice is it? What color is it?

[Caller]

It's yellow. It's my dad's truck. He's wanting to sell it and he don't like dealing with public.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it just off the cuff? Is it 12,000? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

I. I don't know. He. He, you know, he was just telling me he wanted to sell it, and I had no idea what the damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I. With 50, you know, it's a unique car. And, and, and I've owned. I've paid a lot more for them with like crazy low miles. Because when you get into these unique cars, when the miles are. Are excessively low, they really have the big value, like the collective, the collector value with, with 50, it's still just good. It's not. Oh, my God. So I'm, I'm. I'm thinking right off the cuff. 12, we go to givemetheven.com and load it up into my system. It'll bid it and I know I'll give 12. I may give a little more. All right. Thanks, man. Everybody, we have. So we're going to lose the buzz in Houston. We're still going to be on 97.7.5 in Houston for the next hour. We're going to win to lose ZPs and everybody else, hang on for hour number four. Remember, Houstonites, we're having our thousandth show today. Yay. They said that we couldn't. It could never be done. It wouldn't ever happen. And we're having A listener party in Houston at noon. Miller Life sponsoring it. They'll be here. Free beer, and we're gonna just go out and hang out with our fans. But to John Claywolf.com to get the details and the address. Free parking. It's indoors. It's easy. The parking lot to the door is 50ft. It's very convenient right here at Alabama and Rice by the Galleria. We will see y' all at noon in person, hang out, have a few beers, have a few laughs, and we'll be back with our number four in just a minute.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[Bobbo]

Love listening to y'.

[Caller]

All.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimmethe Vin.com 800-800-7234.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, J.D.

[J.D.]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob. Entering hour number four, live from Houston.

[J.D.]

Stopped raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got a word from our IT guy that a purchase like a. You can buy the T shirt @john clay wolf.com in about an hour.

[J.D.]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

The average, rougher, clean sell that.

[J.D.]

You also buy them here at the building during our party. You have to bring 20 bucks. We'll give you one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part of the proceeds go to Operation Airdrop, that charity we put together to serve her Hurricane Harvey victims last summer. And then it went into Florida and then went into Puerto Rico, and it just turned into a whole, whole big episode.

[J.D.]

If you're anywhere near the Houston area, Galleria area, we are at West Alabama and Rice. You can't miss. It's a big building right there. You'll be able to see us. We'll come inside. It's not outdoors, so you'll be dry and safe and comfortable. And we have free beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank. With a Volkswagen Tour Egg on line. Line, line. Touareg. Oh, nine. Number nine. Frank, are you there?

[Caller]

Yep, I'm here, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says it's a luxury. Is it a luxury diesel or luxury gas?

[Caller]

It's diesel, tdi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. So it already had the reprogram, or did you bootleg it and keep it running?

[Caller]

Right now it's been reprogrammed.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did they pay? How long have you owned this car?

[Caller]

I've had about five years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me how it worked. You know, Volkswagen came out, they got busted. They reprogrammed everyone's car to fix the cheat emissions scandal. But they paid you guys off to shut you up and make you happy. Well, how much was your money?

[Caller]

All in all, it would have it was 8,600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. So how did they. How is that check labeled hush money? Make happy money, Please don't sue me money? Did you have to sign a release?

[Caller]

No, no, it was. It was 1500. 1500 bucks from Bosch. And then Volkswagen paid the remaining 7, 500 or something like that. I really don't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I guess what I'm asking is how did. How was that money explained to you? Here's $8,000. Yeah. Please be happy.

[J.D.]

Don't sue us.

[Caller]

They want to keep their. They want to keep their customers happy.

[J.D.]

Yeah, no, there's more.

[Caller]

They want us to go back to Volkswagen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So they wrote you a check for $8,000 for. As a get out of jail. That. It's just amazing how much money. I watched a Greed or some funny money or con man money or something. There's something on Netflix and the Volkswagen story was on there and it was amazing the depth that they went through to cover this up. Yeah, it was wild.

[Bobbo]

Did they not make anybody sign non disclosure agreements of any kind or any. I mean, did they coerce their customers?

[J.D.]

Yeah, by accepting the money. Did you sign anything at all besides the check?

[Bobbo]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, but.

[Caller]

But yeah, there was a whole process in place with lawyers involved. It's all online, granted, but just sell digital signatures.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hooked these cars up on diner in California and started testing the smog and noticing that, you know, when they're running, then they changed the emissions. So when they were idling, like in a situation where they were idling or plugged in at an inspection station, then the computer said, okay, run it this way.

[J.D.]

We're fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when it unplugged and it was at traveling at speed, said, oh, run it that way. But here's what's cool is when they got onto it, they brought that. They. They said, how do we. How do we cheat the guys doing the dyno?

[J.D.]

Well, that's what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what they did is when the steering wheel started moving, they reprogrammed it again. So when the steering wheel started moving, they knew someone was actually driving it and it wasn't on the dyno. That complicated. Then they'd kick it back into where it was running.

[Satan]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they did it twice. Dude, when they were busted, they kept.

[J.D.]

Fighting their way through. Well, you want to before you Write everybody a $8,000 check? Heck yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $20,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No, John. Okay.

[J.D.]

Are you less or more likely now to buy another Volkswagen?

[Caller]

You know, if they, if they were selling TDIs again, I'd buy another one.

[J.D.]

Okay, so they didn't scare you away from the brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the data I'm looking at here says 20 to 21,000 on 75,000 miles. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was, I was figuring more around 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you're a greedy bastard because you already got an eight thousand dollar.

[Caller]

Buy down check and you're taking that into account too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not. I'm looking.

[J.D.]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at market activity. I see one that brought 21 four. I see one that brought 20,970 five. I see one that brought 20 thousand. Two. I see one that brought 22, three. I mean this is what they're bringing with 75,000 miles in the wholesale auction market market. And that data knows nothing about.

[Caller]

Yeah, exactly. Wholesale, you know, wholesale markets much different than what I'm expecting, I guess. And I guess you deal mainly with just wholesale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've got to. I mean if I just wrote, if I just went through the paper and paid everybody's asking price, I mean, how long would it take for me to be out of business? 30 minutes or 45. Right? Yeah, I mean I, I buy at the high end of wholesale. That's what we brag about is I'm the top money on. I can beat almost every wholesale offer that doesn't include a trade in because they can't change the funding numbers on, on trade. If it's a straight up purchase. I would put me against any car buyer there is on the cash market. The cash market, but the retail market, I mean, so there you go. So a guy gives $22,000 for it wholesale and he has 25 and then a guy comes in and gives him 23 and he makes, makes a thousand bucks. And that's how my customers who are car dealers make money. So anyway, if you want to, if you want to sell it for the top end of the wholesale market and not get killed by a person from Craigslist, because that has happened a few times recently. I think it happened again last week.

[J.D.]

It did.

[Bobbo]

Especially Volkswagens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Those Germans and the Nazis.

[Michael Turley]

You know, he probably signed his life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Away to the devil.

[Michael Turley]

That Volkswagen deal, He just didn't read.

[J.D.]

It even think about that angle that actually the Satan might be behind, behind the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Satan is behind the whole thing.

[Satan]

Cut him loose guys. I'm really surprised that you would say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Satan]

That's so old fashioned. That's not how I do it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you do it?

[Satan]

Ah, you don't Sign your whole life away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Satan.

[Satan]

It's all about volume.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Satan]

I've got six weeks to spend with a fella, and if it doesn't work out, then I come back when he's 50. It always works out.

[J.D.]

It comes back around. Maybe going through his second wife.

[Satan]

If there's anything I've got a surplus of, it's time.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been around?

[Satan]

I've been around for. For a long, long year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like a thousand years.

[J.D.]

You never actually talked to God directly. I mean, you guys are buddies anymore. Well, I mean, sometimes people have a falling out, then they get back together.

[Satan]

Where can I. You're aware of the Jerry Jones, Jimmy John Johnson thing?

[J.D.]

Sure.

[Satan]

It's a lot like that.

[J.D.]

Oh.

[Satan]

I mean, we got a bit of a mutual respect, you know, we got.

[J.D.]

Time in, but you don't call. You don't like Christmas, you don't call.

[Satan]

Well, no, no.

[J.D.]

I'm just asking what your relationship would be like.

[Satan]

No, but I mean, if he has, you know, family trouble, I'll call. Hey, you.

[J.D.]

Will you actually have his number?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Hey, old man. We're thinking about you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question. What happened with Bobbo last night when he had the groupie come up, drive to Houston to meet us? Took her to dinner. He got her back to the hotel room. Why could Bobbo not close?

[Satan]

I have on good authority, okay? I've got Minions watching all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know that.

[Satan]

Do you know what this dumbass did?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D.]

Oh, geez.

[Satan]

He got her to his room, right?

[J.D.]

We know that the lights are low, right?

[Satan]

He's got an ocean of white wine, a hearty gulping wine. And he's. He's attached a DVD player to his hotel television set, okay? And he puts on a movie he's dying for, to see Citizen Kane, of all things, because he says it's artistically one of the most satisfying films he's ever witnessed.

[J.D.]

So that did it.

[Satan]

Yeah, there was a turn.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Satan]

He's trying to get her on some intellectual thing. No, she had her clothes half off when she got in the room. I don't know what's wrong with that guy. That's just, you know, liberals.

[J.D.]

He's not really a liberal.

[Satan]

He acts like you're. And I. And he's done this a hundred times. You have no idea. I've watched this guy.

[J.D.]

You've actually tried to help him when he.

[Satan]

Back when he was drinking. He did really well when he was drinking, like yesterday. Well, it's just like in the bar. You say to the girl, let's get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Satan]

Right. That's the buy side. Bobbo never gets there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Satan]

I don't know. He's trying to stroke their intellect.

[J.D.]

Trying to meet him on a little higher level than just let's go.

[Satan]

Tell you the truth, he's not as good looking as he used to be. No. Or that Bobbo in the 1980s. Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoke.

[Satan]

Yeah, he's burning on all cylinders. You bet. Yeah, those pistons were popping me these days. Well, I mean, look at him.

[J.D.]

Well, he does look bad.

[Satan]

He's kind of like if Bill Murray had been a failure.

[J.D.]

No, no, no, not at all.

[Satan]

Not very much.

[J.D.]

Not at all.

[Satan]

Even looks a little like Bill Murray. He looked like the old Bill Murray when he was 25.

[J.D.]

He's much better looking than Bill Murray.

[Satan]

I've given up on Bob.

[J.D.]

Oh God, the devil gave up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have too sometimes.

[Satan]

We do? Yeah. I say let Jesus have.

[J.D.]

Really?

[Satan]

Yeah, you'll be a lot happier.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. Remember you can call on the show. We'll buy your car. You can just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Also, if you're interested in a career in automobile leasing, I've got a real good friend in Houston that owns DNM leasing and I told him I'd give a shout out to my listeners because I know we have a lot of car guys that tune in. Send your resume to jobsnm leasing.com and I will get them to the owner of DNM Leasing myself.

[J.D.]

Are you still hiring as well?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are but now that we're not on the air in Dallas there's no reason are in Dallas Fort Worth since. Since that that ship has sailed.

[J.D.]

Well for today but the party starts in 45 minutes. That usually Houston parties near west Alabama right there at the corner and rice come down and see us. Party starts at 1212 goes till whenever. Free beer. We have the T shirts down here. You can if you signed up for one free come get it. If you didn't we have 20 bucks. Come get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the proceeds go to operation airdrop and they will be online on an online store atjohn clay wolf.com here in just a little bit.

[J.D.]

Hang out with the cool kids today down near the galleria.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, this is a cool.

[J.D.]

This is a head happened in place.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your drive down here.

[J.D.]

Oh dear God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba was too tired.

[J.D.]

Lord your Jesus. He gets in the car he goes, man, I'm really tired. I've been up since 2. I'm thinking perfect. Per on the fact low roll the seat back. Got the Caddy. What would you like? I even asked what would you like to hear on the radio, Bob? Oh, so just, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

No, no, no. You know, jd, I'm fine. We talked that begun the trip, the journey. He barked. He yells at people that are in other cars. He tells me how to drive, man, get around that car. There's 500 cars in front of me. Shut up. I mean, finally, I literally right home with me, baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how to put up this crap.

[J.D.]

My crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to listen to this.

[Bobbo]

Abuse because you drive yourself all the time when you're a passenger. Yeah, you like to offer a little expertise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you drive? I've got a. We bought a great big 750 super cruiser, two ton Ford truck. It should be parked in the parking lot lot here at the party studio. And will you drive that? I'll just sleep.

[J.D.]

Great idea.

[Bobbo]

This is a great.

[J.D.]

Oh, you're not gonna sleep, but this is a great idea. I want to.

[Bobbo]

Let's get a bunch of. I mean, if we're gonna drive a big rig, let's get a bunch of whiskey, man. Really do it.

[J.D.]

Give me five minutes. I need to wire it for sound. Air horns and you guys take off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has air horns. Awesome.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And WI fi.

[Bobbo]

I didn't. I don't know why JD's waxing so negative. He sure didn't say anything to me at the time. I had a very nice saying.

[J.D.]

Babo. Didn't I keep saying Babo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shh. Sin line three, Johnny in Louisiana. Are you still there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Great show, by the way. First time caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, guys. Thanks, guys. Well, I'm a little under the weather. I'm starting to wake up. I've had the damn flu, man, you know, and now drinking. I'm. Oh, well, that's why I really haven't. I'm over it. I'm far from contagious. But I still have the hangover over effect of. It's the damnedest thing. I just don't feel like myself. Yeah, at all.

[J.D.]

Then Michael had the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what city are you in?

[Caller]

Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laffey. Thirteen. Tundra with miles. Miles. Miles. Miles. So you obviously you work not in Lafayette or you bought this thing high miles. Where do you want?

[Caller]

All over. No, no, no. I travel a lot. Lot trial. I'd rather drive than fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you in the oil business? Yeah, yeah. Everybody down there is. Well, that means the good thing is, is that you know that you drove the money out of this thing and you can afford it, right? And even if your payoff's higher than what it's worth, you're gonna be okay because you've got enough money in the bank, right?

[Caller]

No, it's, it's paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I told you. Okay, so we got a hunt. Does it have a sunroof? Yes, it's a 1300 with 172. Is it worth 8,000, 9,000, $10,000? Is that right.

[Caller]

Somewhere there? Yeah, I need to look. I mean, I'm gonna go buy another one. I mean, that truck is my fifth one, and they don't break, you know, 0, 0 trouble with them. My question to you, you might be in the know, when are they gonna change this damn model style? And what is the deal with white, black and silver? Every vehicle I see is white, black and silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

White cars bring more and more resale. It's just a fact of life. I don't know why. It's not a racist thing. It's just the way that the, the, and the black is, is very suitable. Silver. I, I, I really don't, I don't like silver cars. I don't. That reminds me of, reminds me to.

[Caller]

Me that every car is these colors and it's, I mean, what happened to blue, green, red, orange, you know, I mean, it's just, it's, it's annoying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'll tell you what really has a. You know, you ought to buy one of those TRD pro Toyotas with orange. Those things bring a ton of money. Hey, we've got to go to break. We'll be back in a minute. Love that thing. Up into givemetheven.com and I'll get it bought and I can get you with a Toyota dealer to trade it into. Also. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio, remember the listener show is right down by the gallery in Houston today. Go to givemetheven.com to sell your car, John claywolf.com to come meet us. Free beer, T shirts, etc. Here in about 30 minutes.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in, tell you how much I love you so.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

800, 800 radio. Give me the van.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got an interesting caller on six, a demon. I wonder if he's really got it pull line. Actual demon 6 up on the car. Joe and Cleen, you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Do you. Do you have possession of this car yet, or did you just have it on order?

[Caller]

I'm looking at it in my driveway right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

About a week and a half weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's red line Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what we're talking about, guys, boys and girls, is the new Dodge Demon. I think it's 800 horsepower, limited production run, $90,000 MSRP or 88 or 72, something like that. And, you know, they sold out quickly. And Joe, is it Joe? Yeah, Joe and Colleen already has one. So what. It. How many miles have you put on it?

[Caller]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell me about it. Is it as powerful? Is it more or less powerful than your expectations?

[Caller]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It's probably about what I thought it was. I had a. I've had a couple of Hellcats, and. And it's considerably more powerful than a Hellcat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a good look to it.

[Caller]

Yeah, it does. You know, I bought the thing selling it. I wasn't gonna keep it, but. And I just drove it home from the dealership and parked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it to sell it?

[Caller]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got. I have one for me that should have been in last week, a yellow one, and I haven't seen it yet, so I. What was sticker? Was sticker. 90,000. Is that right? I forgot what I paid for that thing.

[Caller]

It was. Mine was 89.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 90,000. Okay. Same thing. Does yours have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not have a roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think that. That. I don't remember if mine has a roof or not. Well, you're keeping up with them. Do you know what? So you don't have a title yet in your hands, probably.

[Caller]

No. No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it'll be about two weeks out. Did you pay cash for it, or did you finance it?

[Caller]

I financed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you just got to have a payoff. Well, what. What. I mean, obviously, I'd give you 90,000 for it. So does it. Would a hundred thousand buy it?

[Caller]

No, I. You know, I think 15 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish I had a better feel. I mean, you know, we all know what they're asking, and I've been through this with Shelby GT5 hundreds, when they first came out with King of the Roads, when they first came out with the Super Snake, all this. The Hellcat. Hell, I bought one of the first new SRT Viper trucks off the showroom floor back in. I don't know what year it was, O2 or something asking, you know, whenever you start dealing over sticker, it gets close. People ask huge numbers. But I. You're very realistic. And I very well may buy it. I need to do a little research.

[Bobbo]

So you just attempted at 105.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, very.

[Bobbo]

You gotta be tempted at 105.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm absolutely tempted.

[J.D.]

So you ordered it specifically to sell it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he bought the car. He, he got the position. He owns the car. He gave ninety thousand. He's gonna pick up a fifteen thousand dollar profit because he bought a stock. He bought Apple Computer or Facebook, you know, and he, his order got filled. So he owns the commodity. It's a hot commodity.

[J.D.]

How did they do that? Was it a random, was it a lottery? How do you get in line?

[John Clay Wolf]

They kind of had to like you is really the truth.

[Caller]

That's pretty much how it went. Yeah.

[J.D.]

You know somebody, the dealer that liked you? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the reason I got mine bought us because I buy a ton of cars, wholesale cars from this dealer for 20 years. I'm like, hey. And I gave him that, I gave him sticker price. And if you paid over sticker, then your order would come in slower because the factory did not want the dealers charging over sticker.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I did is gave them sticker price because I wanted my order to show up.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I bought the key fob, an extra key fob for $5,000 so that the, the invoice amount was sticker. And then I'm buying, I'm overpaying $5,000 for something stupid so that they can make their extra juice. So I gave 95 for one already.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's got one bird in hand for 10,000 more. I'm probably gonna buy this car if you'll know the truth. Can you get it to Fort Worth?

[Caller]

Yeah, I could actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are so low. I probably want to haul it, don't I?

[J.D.]

Yes, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It'd be better to have you already gone to my website. Can you go to givemetheven.com it's not going to bid the car for you because the. My automation. If you'll enter the car and give me the vin, ask John about this and then the buyer will forward it to me. We have this listener party here in Houston in about 30 minutes. So I'm not gonna be able to get to it and try on my drive home. But I'll have your phone number and I'll give you a call.

[Caller]

And just for your information, this car is number 211 off the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you got yours and I don't have mine. Yet. He's close. If I buy this car for 105 J.D. what's gonna happen is I'm gonna make $2,000.

[J.D.]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or I'm gonna lose six.

[J.D.]

Wouldn't. Why would you lose six?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's just, I don't retail cars. I'm not gonna be run an ad and show it people come by. No, no. I'm gonna do with what I do to everybody. I, I work on the cab. I'm gonna do something with it quick. But it'll either make money, I'm gonna run it across my lane at the auction.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I'll do with you? You know, it might be fun because it's such a high profile car. Have got an idea. How much time do we have, Turley? Okay. Would you like to run this car and have it lead off my auction lane next Wednesday at the Dallas Auto Auction and you can come there and watch it sell? That's all I'm going to do with this one. I'm going to use it as a showpiece and it's going to have people crawling all over it.

[J.D.]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I will. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll do a high low with you. Actually, I'll just do a high with you. Let's do this. 105 lock. You're locked at 105. Anything over 105, we split and I'll make the payoff after we sell it. Anything back of 105, I, I eat it.

[J.D.]

Why are you doing that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. Why am I doing that? There's no upside for me. I need to back him down a little bit before I do that.

[J.D.]

Yeah, there's no upside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, would you rather sell it to me for 105 or would you rather partner a high low? We split over 105 or we split below 105. I'll give you the option.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you might want to think about it, but I think it would be fun. I think it'd be fun for you and be fun for me to have the listener come come to the Dallas. What are you doing next Wednesday morning at 9 o'? Clock? Can you get off work?

[Caller]

Probably supposed to be at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, can you, can you call in sick? Everybody's got the flu.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do something. I'm gonna get, I'm wind up buying the car, but if you'd like to be part of it, I think it'd be fun. And if you want to do a high, low over 105, meaning, you know, if it brings 102, then I split half the $3,000 loss. I owe you 1500 bucks. So for you, it'd bring 1035. If it brings 108, then we split over the 105.

[Caller]

That might work for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it'd be fun. It would be a moment because you went through a lot of trouble in anticipation to get this car, and it would. Trust me, as a guy that does this for a living, I've been doing it for a long time, and I still get off on. Would be one of the greatest days of your life. And I'm not bs and you would have so much effing fun, you would not be able to take the smile off your face. Because the attention in the mob, that's gonna be on us. And in. In the amount it'll be, we'll shut the whole place down. It'll be fun. So anyway, I'm gonna wind up buying the car. Go to. Give me the vin.com, load it up, and I'll call you on my way home, and we'll figure out how we're gonna do it.

[Caller]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D.]

That's cool. Can't wait. That's gonna be a party, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that'd be fun.

[J.D.]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio Catman. Dude. Boy, you're really feeling the rock and roll. You got your skirt pulled up to your knees and your dancing boots on. Turley.

[J.D.]

He's getting over the flu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line 22012 GMC Sierra with 113, 000 miles in West Texas. Are you there, Rick?

[Caller]

Yes. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. I gotta hit this real quick because we're running up against a hard out. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof or navigation?

[Caller]

No sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's mid teens. I don't know if it's 14 or 15. Does either one of those numbers work for you.

[Caller]

Right now? Let's see what it's worth. I have another truck, so I have two of them. I bought this one on the impulse box. I think I'm upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, think about it. Go to givemetheven.com. that goes for everybody else. Just go to Give me the VIN.com. load your car up. The system will bid them immediately. If you just want to know what your car is worth. Go to Give me the VIN.com. my automated system will throw an offer immediately and a buyer will follow up with you, ask some questions and email you an official offer. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Remember Houston, we have our listener party down by the Galleria. There's a parking lot right in front of the building. I just walked out there. It's all set up. The beer's here, the girls are here. Miller lights here. We're gonna have a nice little, you know, just fun cocktail party is all it is. Just meet. Meet the listeners. We've been doing this in Houston for seven years here on 97.5. I'd love to to meet you guys. And today's the day. I know it's raining, but if you can walk 20ft from where you can park into a door, you'll be fine. Come on down me just a minute.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller]

I really enjoy the show.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Com. You're doing a great job. I enjoyed listening. Oh my headed to finally meet you guys. My wife is a little pissed because I have a broken foot and I'm on a knee. Scooter stop coming out. She's worried I'll get hurt and made me promise no drinking.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll push you around on your scooter.

[J.D.]

I gotta get hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's no big deal.

[Bobbo]

What could possibly go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be fun. It's gonna be nice to meet our Die Hard fans because. Because the guys that really are part of this are going to trek through the light rain here right down by the Galleria.

[J.D.]

It's actually almost not raining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's really no big deal.

[Satan]

No.

[Bobbo]

But ESPN Houston kind of kind of built us in a way those first few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

That we got big. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Our core listenership here are some Die Hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you say Die Hards there it's this station. There are Die Hards. You got it. You're exactly right. 800. 800 radio is the call in number. We just bought a. Speaking of, I just want to confirm with the guy in Colleen. I am going to buy the car for 105. So it's sold. You've got your money. I'm willing to take the risk. If you decide you want to do the high low with me, let me know. If you're just selling it to me, then I bought it, it's done. And we'll send Uncle Roy down there to pick it up. And if you'd like to, if you just sell it to me and want to come to the Dallas auction on Wednesday morning and watch it sell and stand next to me, we'll tell this story. You can do that too. Either way, I'd love for you to be a part of it, but I want to own the car. So I own the car. It's done. A guy I'll be make sure to go to givemetheven.com and load it in and a buyer will be calling you immediately. And get, get the funding lined up and get the payoff information, all that good stuff. We'll get this handled.

[Bobbo]

That's pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I bought my own Viper and I can't get it and this guy in Colleen gets his first, so I buy his for fifteen thousand dollar profit.

[Bobbo]

It's not a Viper though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[J.D.]

You said Viper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I meant Demon. Demon. Dodge Demon.

[J.D.]

Demon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dodge Demon. So we should have a Dodge Demon in the lane on Wednesday morning. And we'll Facebook live it and let everybody watch and you know, have fun. Watch what? I'm a gambler, dude.

[J.D.]

It's just real simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a sports better.

[J.D.]

I bet a line, play the lottery. You do? Every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a damn gamble. If it brings, if it brings a hundred grand, I'm selling it. If it brings 90 grand, I'm selling it.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna sell it. No matter what I'm gonna sell.

[J.D.]

It's this Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if, if this fella didn't want to ride that risk with me, I understand some people don't have the appetite for that.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a bird in hand. He's got a fifteen thousand dollar profit. He's got it sold to me. Does he want to risk that? You gotta know deal or no deal.

[J.D.]

You gotta know when to hold them, fold them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[J.D.]

How many of those did they make?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think five because I think he.

[J.D.]

Said it was numbered 211.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

211 Porsche 911s. Is he still there in line? Three.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Porsche 9 is what year model is it?

[Caller]

059 11s, launch edition. Carbon ceramic brakes, full leather interior, bespoke stitching, sport chrono.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 2s or 4s sport tune exhaust.

[Caller]

Two 2, 2, 2 2s.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a cab or a, or a coupe?

[Caller]

No, no, it's a cab. It's a car. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a car. You've got a convertible. Hang on. No, it's a hoop. Okay. It's a hard top. Got it. Yeah. Nine 911C2s. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

Basalt black with black interior. With the 18 way sports seat, Alcantara headliner sunroof, carbon ceramic brakes, lightweight wheels, sport suspension.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's geeking out. Yeah.

[J.D.]

Really? Miles.

[Bobbo]

Miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

33.

[John Clay Wolf]

33. Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And it's black. It's got all this gear on it. Is that factory navigation black?

[Caller]

Yeah, by Xenon headlights. 99. 3 sticker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Price 28, 500.

[Caller]

Oh, you're kidding me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 05, right?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

It's not. I think the money ought to be 38. 5 39.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just won't do it. That body style is not. It's not stroking. The stroking. I mean. I like the miles. I mean it's older. I hear you. I think the car. You know, I'd probably buy it for 30, but I believe. Let me look something up real quick, make sure I'm right. It's an 05 Porsche C2S 9971.

[Caller]

It's not a 996 so early. 997.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that the year of the body style switch where they made both?

[Caller]

Well, this car was introduced in a limited production to bring to North America for Porsche to introduce the 997. So technically you have two cars in nine. Nine in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But they didn't. I do not believe they made the old body s in O5. I know they did. Okay. Yeah. A convertible. They did. And a coupe. They did. But not an S. Nana S. Look it up.

[Caller]

I don't know. My 996 Turbo is a 90 IS. I'm sorry, is it 2004? I have a 2004996 Turbo S. I don't know you. You might be right because I bought the last 996 Turbo that came over.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I'm a 30 grand buyer. You can go to givemetheven.com. load it up, we'll take a look. I think I'm right. I really do. I bought a car like this not long ago. I buy and sell about 10 Porsches a week. And. And they're not overselling right now. They're not overselling. I don't know why. I don't know if they've been Making more. I've lost more money on Porsche than I've made in the past 90 days. And I've stretched my neck out on all these stories and the cool breaks and the blah blah blah and you know, the big boobs and it's got all this stuff and I stretch. I gotta have it. And I'm stretching again. I mean I'm giving what I think is The Bring money. 30 grand. Jump shot me around, shot me first, shot me last. Either way, come see John Clay.

[J.D.]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either way. Thank you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I gotta start doing that in Dallas.

[Bobbo]

You missed the hardened ceramic brakes though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's where I came up with the extra $3,000 for all the.

[J.D.]

Geek package good stuff.

[Bobbo]

And it was an 04 and it turned out it was an 045.

[J.D.]

What are you trying to do?

[Bobbo]

I thought he said he changed it to 04.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's 04, I'm not giving 30,000. It's not. It's a 997. It's that model. It's that body style of the 9 97. Oh.

[Bobbo]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So real quick.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousandth show.

[J.D.]

One thousand shows for you. How many of those have Bobbo done, cuz? When did he join you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's done.

[J.D.]

I've been with you nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's done 600 of them or, or 700 of them maybe. Yeah. At least I think you got involved about three years in. Yeah. Oh wait. Uh huh. Yeah, that's right. And you did the Daily Nooner with me for a long time. So here's what I remember about all this fighting these program directors trying to get this done. Built our own studio in Dallas. Really planning on the future. Spent a hundred thousand dollars on that thing.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful broadcast stuff because I, I figured I'd be using it for the next 20 years. Sure. Three years ago. I don't know if I've ever told you this JD because you and I jacked with this, these people so much and I finally gave up. Three years ago I got a quote. I started shopping the equipment and looking at. I was going to tear it out.

[J.D.]

Just tear it out, be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to be done three years ago, just ready to quit. Yeah, I was just about done.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to quit chasing this dream.

[J.D.]

It worked very, very hard. Harder than anybody I've ever seen broadcast radio. Honestly, to work toward a goal, you beat your butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And by the time we, by the time we. When it, when the levy finally broke it Was my last shot. My. Okay, I'm geared up. I'm gonna do this. Give me the VIN thing. I'm gonna try this one more time. Because we did it with a dealer network and trying to get the dealers to pay, buy our cars that we've been on the radio, right. And they were giving me so much green I was winding up having to buy them anyway. So when we flipped, it said, screw everybody else. I'm gonna be the dealer. I'm just gonna buy them all myself.

[J.D.]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And quit pimping. Pimping leads, quit charging dealers advertising. I'm just gonna handle the whole. Myself.

[Satan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what this thing is in the past 24 months, 36 months from that day it went, it went forward. But the point of the story here is, is I'd really been working on this for ever. Ever. Even before we got on the air. I mean, it wasn't just an idea that I had one day. I mean, I've been working on this for 20 years, an aspect of it. And I was just about ready to give up. I mean, I'm. I mean like really, really. I was done. Did I tell you this, Bob? Did I tell you I was just. We're fixing. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, I was always the one to ask you those questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we're gonna keep going.

[Bobbo]

Is this just a dot com thing or what? John, back in 0809.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's not just that.

[J.D.]

That.

[Bobbo]

But that helps us do what we do more quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

We can. We can really know the market. We can really analyze the market. It's like Moneyball, right, with cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[Bobbo]

Seems to be working.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's starting to scale now. And we're working on launching out into Phoenix, Vegas, Los Angeles, the Florida things happening real soon. We're going to get cover. Everything south of the Mason Dixon line, step one. And it's been exciting, you know, but it's a little anticlimactic, I can tell you. I wish it would have happened back when I wanted one. It's like the gal that you chase and chase and chase. You finally give up on her. She forget it. Then she comes to you and wants to get married. You're like, you know what? I'm over your ass. I'm over your ass.

[Bobbo]

Too hard for you there before, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, there's got to be something subconscious this morning about. This is our thousandth show. We're having a of list listener party. We're doing all this stuff and I don't get up.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I Oversleep, Right?

[J.D.]

I think you're right. I think it's very Freudian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oversleep. Dude, on the. On the biggest day of our career so far, I over. I never, ever, ever. I've showed up late, but I've never just missed a damn hour of the.

[J.D.]

Show up after the show started, literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

I woke up 17 minutes after y' all got on the air and I took my damn stuff. Sweet time.

[Bobbo]

I was so gonna call you about 5:30. Man, it was weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad you did.

[J.D.]

So you weren't in a hurry after all that? Just get over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it was. I mean, it was just too late. Yeah, I figured y' all were on replay and. And I called Turley and he was like, no, we're on. I was like, okay. And then I come walking across the street and I fall down in the middle of the damn street on the wet street, all my clothes ruined. I had to redress.

[Bobbo]

That's why I wanted to call you early because it was really raining hard this morning. It's pretty much gone away now. Should be great for a party.

[J.D.]

Yep, perfect. Or the party coming up in about five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will. I just went out there to take a leak and they have the whole setup. It'll be fun. I'm really excited about meeting our hardcore listeners. I mean, you'd have to be a hardcore listener to come to. To anything to come meet your radio guys. I mean, you know, free beer's great, blah, blah, blah. It's not like it's a topless bar, which is what we should have done.

[J.D.]

That's what we should have done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolute should have done. Why didn't we do that? Move it now?

[Bobbo]

Well, at 2 o', clock. Let's move the party over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. All right.

[Bobbo]

We got all night. What do you got to be home for something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, but I don't feel too good. But I'll work through it. I mean, about four beers in, I'll forget that I'm sick.

[Bobbo]

I'd like to personally make something work out and knock this weekend off the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Books, but we're on 20 radio stations now, and it wouldn't surprise me in a year from now, if we're on maybe, maybe two years from now, I guarantee we'll be on 50 if we're not on more. Yeah, it's.

[J.D.]

It's exploding. Watching it grow every day.

[Bobbo]

It's fun.

[J.D.]

I look around the office now and I go. I mean, it wasn't that long ago you had Connie and us. I mean, that was it now there's rooms and people and stuff. And people I've never even seen walk in the halls.

[Bobbo]

There was a time we did like 12 cars a week. That's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, 2010, 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we do like 12 cars an hour.

[J.D.]

An hour.

[Bobbo]

Connie would.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think it's just getting started.

[Bobbo]

And we go and bring four cars back.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the stress level, man.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You got to figure the work level.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hiring people to help me with stuff left and right. It's still. You saw I was up till 2 o' clock last night building the freaking run list for the auction next week. 2am on the night before our day. That should be like our debut on party. And I'm up here doing this and I'm trying to get Bobo Lake.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you know, it wasn't me. I was all in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody want a bottle of wine? And we're sitting at the most expensive steakhouse in Houston.

[J.D.]

And you don't order house wine. You go where all of the 1943.

[Bobbo]

Because it was 64 bucks. They had $400 bottles of wine.

[J.D.]

Oh, well, thank you for not ordering that.

[Bobbo]

I ordered the Bueller Napa 2014 because it's a nice cabernet. It's still a Napa Cabernet, but it's not a shabby domestic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, go to john claywolf.com. the address of the listener party is there. If you're near in Houston right now, come over and see us. Shake our hand. Get a T shirt. The T shirts will be online for sale in just a moment. Give it 30 minutes and you can buy one and we'll ship it out. Part of the proceeds go to Operation Airdrop, which is the charity I started last summer for hurricane Harvey Victoria victims, which was a great experience as well. And we're keeping that alive. I don't know when the next. When the next hurricane's coming, but we'll be cocked and ready. No, no, no sexual innuendo there. And Charlie, how much time do I have? One minute left.

[J.D.]

Thank all the people that brought you this far, all the listeners and people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to thank. And that's what we're doing today. And that's what we're feeding them all beer and giving them T shirts and just. It's a big thank you for making our journey dream come true.

[J.D.]

If you're just tuning in, it's West Alabama and Rice near the galleria.

[John Clay Wolf]

97.5 ESPN Studios is where we are. That's where we're broadcasting from. And we're fixing to go out and meet some of our Die Hards and have a nice afternoon little cocktail party. We'll be back next Saturday morning. We'll do one of these in Dallas soon to meet the guys on the other end of the i45 at a topless. Exactly. My name is John Clay Wolf. Oh, we have 30 seconds.

[J.D.]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheEven.com is where you go to get your car sold. Dodge Demon Guy, please load it in so we can get you paid and get you picked up. 105,000. Done deal. Any nice cars? Heavy cars, Diesel trucks, All the good stuff. The nicer the better the junk. We buy it too. But the the nice cars is where we can really surprise you. Especially lower miles for year. And we will see you next Saturday morning right here on the air. I will be on time. 8:00'. Clock. 8:06. Fokker out.

[Caller]

Focker out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

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