#136 John Clay Wolfe show 02/17/18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show - Episode #136 (02/17/18)

Aired: February 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode captures all the hallmarks of The John Clay Wolfe Show: irreverent takes on cars, culture, and listener stories, with the recurring cast of John, JD, Bobbo, Turley, DJ PreK, and a parade of colorful callers. This week, the team relives highlights from a wild listener party, gets embroiled in an internal "wheel theft" scandal, and fieldcalls about vehicles, car-buying advice, and wry observations on race, relationships, and rural life.

John, as always, weaves car business with sharp humor and candid discussion. The show also features signature bits, improv characters, and uniquely unfiltered banter, addressing everything from intercultural jokes to lessons in closing the deal—be it cars or romance.

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Key Segments and Highlights

1. Corporate “Sell-Out” and Show Opening [00:35–02:50]

• The show opens with self-aware jabs about being "owned" by sponsors, riffing on the pitfalls of being beholden to corporate America with jokes about host John selling out and being “kept down by the man.”
• The team—John, JD Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, DJ PreK—set the tone with their typical rollicking, boundary-pushing humor.

Quote:

“It sucks to sell out to corporate America… They own us.” — John Clay Wolfe [00:35]

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2. Post-Party Recap: Listener Gathering Tales [03:34–07:26]

• The hosts recount their successful Houston listener party, expressing surprise over high turnout (“about 300 people showed up over a couple hours on a rainy Saturday morning” [04:46]).
• John interacts with DJ PreK about his career moves and reflects on the changing audience, noting diversity and even joking about interracial couples being attracted to PreK.

Quote:

“She was a long-time friend of the show… drove up, 100 miles, came to stay at the hotel, joined us for dinner… and ended up in Bobbo’s room.” — John Clay Wolfe [08:41]

• Breakdowns of party incidents: from an attendee who drank too many Natty Lights and wrecked a Honda Pilot to John’s appreciation of police officers who let him off on speeding due to radio fame (“I'd like to thank all the officers out there… recognize my name on my driver's license and help me get to the studio a little quicker.” [07:26])

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3. Bobbo’s Romantic Misadventures [08:42–16:25]

• John teases Bobbo for his hotel room “non-conquest” with a superfan, recounting every detail—dinner, drinks, the playful pursuit for ice in the hotel, and the anticlimactic end.
• The team roasts Bobbo for “seven years of waiting” and not sealing the deal, using sports metaphors and 80’s movie references.

Quote:

“There is no disrespect in respecting a woman.” — Bobbo [14:22]
“If you would have… those boots would have flown off!” — John Clay Wolfe [13:46]

• Memorable banter on wine purchases at CVS, condoms, and ribbed varieties (“Does the rib for her time work?” [19:12])
• Recurring roast: “Just because you buy somebody dinner… not just dinner, like a week’s worth, doesn’t mean…” [40:19]

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4. Car Calls & GiveMeTheVin Shenanigans [19:43–30:17, ongoing throughout]

• Listeners call in to sell (and sometimes oversell) their vehicles—be it high-mileage diesel trucks or maxed-out Altimas. John gives brutally honest appraisals and practical, sometimes hilarious, advice.

Quote:

“You're gambling with your confidence, because JD may devain… you made fun of me on the radio.” — John Clay Wolfe [02:50]

• Ongoing explanation of the phone number changes due to technical issues—promoting the Facebook page for updates.
• In-depth explanations of why mass-produced cars, especially Kias, Hyundais, and Altimas, leave owners “buried” on their loans.

Quote:

“Run an ad, don't get stabbed!”—New catchphrase on selling used cars [66:56]

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5. Race, Roles & “White, Black, Latino or Other” [32:06–36:52]

• DJ PreK hosts the recurring game “White, Black, Latino or Other,” this time about a drunken man who smacks another man’s child at Walmart, with the crew dissecting racial stereotypes humorously—but not without controversy.
• The answer: the culprit was Latino (“Juan Martinez... ‘This is how we do it down in Mexico!’” [35:52]).

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6. Phone Company Conspiracies & Chemtrail Bits [25:14–31:50]

• Comic character “Will Troy” appears, blending stereotypical blue-collar viewpoints, phone company distrust, conspiracy theories, and offbeat commentary.
• The team riffs on chemtrails, tartar sauce conspiracies, and regional peculiarities (“Texas is still a republic!” [26:45])

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7. The Wheel Theft “True Crime” Segment [68:14–99:19]

• The show’s most compelling arc: the true(ish) saga of a GiveMeTheVin driver suspected of swapping out the wheels on a GMC truck delivery for his own, with John and the crew unraveling the evidence (timestamps, photos, caller confessions, shadow analysis in photographs) live on-air.
• John publishes a $500 “reward” post on the driver’s Facebook page to recover the wheels—eventually, the culprit returns the goods, his father-in-law in tow.
• Extended live “interrogations” of the driver (Rowdy), Uncle Roy, and listener focus group-led verdicts.

Quotes:

“You tell me. The man said he wanted to keep his wheels, and I guess that's what he did. …We just done our job.” — Rowdy [82:53]
“Guilty or innocent, Judge Wapner?” — John Clay Wolfe [96:21]
“Guilty.” — Strip Club DJ [96:28]
“Don’t steal from the guy with a syndicated radio show… that's hard to outrun.” — Bobbo as Rush Limbaugh [106:32]

• The team mines the chaos for laughs, content, and policy change—cueing more driver hiring calls and comic relief.

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8. Listener Calls: Car Deals, Culture, and Community [various]

• Broad calls cover everything from high-mileage diesel pickups (with John warning about injectors) to old Cushman scooters.
• Callers from West Texas correct John’s pronunciation (“It’s not Pecos, it’s Pecos.” [132:04]) or provide regional color (from “Dumas, Texas” [151:32]).
• Standout call: James from Oklahoma, a self-admitted injured, chronic beer drinker, who finds fraternity, nostalgia, and communion in the show’s spirit [120:14–124:53].

Quotes:

“Would you rather never be able to drink again or be dead?” — John Clay Wolfe [123:10]
“I’ll call in my obit.” — James [123:55]

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9. Recurring Comedy Characters & Bits

• “Randy the Drunk Chipmunk” [138:07 onward] reports on post-Mardi Gras exploits, jokes about showing “nuts” in return for beads, and bumbles drunkenly through segments for sustained comic relief.
• Bobbo as Rush Limbaugh riffs on the Winter Olympics and figure skating, inventing a drinking game featuring Johnnie Walker and Vladimir Putin-sized gulps. [107:25–110:06]

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10. Show Close: Reflections, Hiring, and Shout-outs [143:45–end]

• The crew reflects on the grind (setting up the “run list” for a 350-car auction), the importance of presentation, and lessons learned about competition and teamwork.
• Notices for hiring: drivers & buyers for GiveMeTheVin (preference for retirees or rideshare workers).

Quote:

“Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com. If you don't have your VIN, just use your license plate!” — John Clay Wolfe [143:32, summarized]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “It sucks to sell out to corporate America… They own us.” — John Clay Wolfe [00:35]
• “If you got a nice Corvette, nice diesel truck, anything over five grand… Anything back of five grand, you’re gambling with your confidence.” — John Clay Wolfe [02:50]
• “Swear to God… there was a lot of that. Just shows the culture change… all the interracial couples now.” — John Clay Wolfe [03:55]
• “There is no disrespect in respecting a woman.” — Bobbo [14:22]
• “Run an ad, don't get stabbed.” — John Clay Wolfe [66:56]
• “You're gambling with your Persona… JD may devain, you made fun of me on the radio.” — John Clay Wolfe [02:50]
• “Guilty or innocent, Judge Wapner?” — John Clay Wolfe [96:21]
• “I'm calling from Arlington… and I would like to have Rowdy's job. I'm 67, I'll be 68 in April…” — Retired trucker Ray [111:03]
• “Good morning, John. What's going on? Oh, we haven’t done much, but we've been cutting up a lot.” — Listener Joe [133:05]
• “Would you rather never be able to drink again or be dead?” — John Clay Wolfe [123:10]
• “Sell us your car. GiveMeTheVin.com. If you don't have your VIN, use your license plate.” — John Clay Wolfe [143:32, summarized]
• “Remember, run an ad, don’t get stabbed.” — John Clay Wolfe [67:00]

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The episode is a boisterous blend of car dealership realism, real-life absurdities, listener-fueled content, and madcap, sometimes politically incorrect, humor. While at times the language is raw and the humor boundary-pushing, the underlying tone is one of communal good spirits—where every misadventure (romantic or criminal) is cause for a story, a roast, or a live on-air therapy session.

For car enthusiasts, blue-collar listeners, or anyone who loves a raucous, unscripted, and distinctly Texan American talk show, this episode delivers.

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Quick Reference: Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|-------------------| | Opening / Corporate Sell-out | 00:35–02:50 | | Post-Party Recap | 03:34–07:26 | | Bobbo’s Romantic Misadventure | 08:42–16:25 | | Car Calls & VIN Offers | 19:43–30:17, ongoing| | Phone Company Conspiracies | 25:14–31:50 | | “White, Black, Latino or Other” | 32:06–36:52 | | Listener Party Diversity & Shoutouts | 64:02–66:09 | | Wheel Theft Drama | 68:14–99:19 | | Randy the Drunk Chipmunk | 138:07 onwards (several bits)| | Show Close & Hiring | 143:45–end |

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For More

• Podcast/Full Episodes: Available on Podbean (search "The John Clay Wolfe Show").
• Sell your car: GiveMeTheVin.com
• Join the community: Find phone numbers, photos, and more on The John Clay Wolfe Show Facebook page.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Podbean Announcer]

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[Turley]

It's red hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm digging it.

[Podbean Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay will Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sucks to sell out to corporate America.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, have your sponsor. I own your studio. Sponsored by from the Gimme the VIN studios. They own this bitch is what that said.

[Bobbo]

Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean they just. They own us.

[Bobbo]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we just sold out to big corporation corporate America, man. Well, it's bull.

[J.D. Ryan]

The man, the man keeping us down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bob. We need a.

[Bobbo]

We need a Hoffa in this current culture, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobbo. Good morning, J.D. ryan. Hi, J.D. ryan. HI, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Hi, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

The angry Jew. Mike Turley.

[Turley]

No, Mike Turley's not an angry Jew.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's an angry Jew in my book.

[Bobbo]

All right, there's J.D. ryan over there, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Are we done with Jewish? With The Mickey Mouse?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. I'm Timmy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm darling.

[Turley]

Hey, what about Prek the phone screener?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, dj. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

[Bobbo]

Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, Whitey, Blackie.

[DJ Prek]

What's the damn deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not talking in the mics. The damn deal.

[DJ Prek]

Hey, man, I'm talking right into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typical white black guy, can't follow instruction.

[DJ Prek]

1, 2, 1 2. Can you hear me now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. How's your life been, Prek? I've not spoken with you in a while.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, man, it's been blessed, man. I've been getting money lately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Party City treating you right?

[DJ Prek]

Hey, man, you know I had to ditch the Party City gig, man. I'm getting money with the after Dot Com.

[John Clay Wolf]

After Valentine's Day, you're like, I'm out of here. I've b all the balloons I'm going to blow.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, man, I had enough of the heart shaped balloons, dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

You quit blowing tricks on the corner at Party City.

[Bobbo]

He's still trying by that gig too. He's telling me before the show he still has nightmares About Buzz Lightyear.

[John Clay Wolf]

808 scary sight. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We are going to get a new phone number too, by the way. I don't know. I don't know what it is. I know why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because this one's worked so well and everybody knows it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to change it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called New Coke. Let's do that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. That's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, if you wanted to sell us your car. If you want to sell me your car, get a bit on your car. Call in the show. If you. If it's a hoopty, I'm going to call it a hoopty. I'm going to make fun of you. If you're going to waste our air time with $500 junk, I'm going to use you as example, as a stage product. So it. You heard it here first, folks. If you got a nice Corvette, nice diesel truck, anything over five grand, but anything back of five grand, you're gambling we'll still buy it. But wasting airtime with it. You're gambling with your. With your Persona. You're gambling with your confidence because JD May devain.

[J.D. Ryan]

You made fun of me on the radio. The guy called last week, the drunk sitting in the parking lot. By the way, speaking of last week, you know, just at the party, everybody who they were asking for at the party, besides Bobbo and of course you, DJ Prek. DJ Pre K. No way. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swear to God.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a lot, a lot of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of that. There was. I swear to God. Swear. I swear to God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not bring. I'm not making.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just shows the culture change. I mean, you see all the, all the interracial couples now.

[Bobbo]

Did anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're attracted to DJ Prek, who is a walking white black man. Exactly.

[Bobbo]

Did anybody come up to you, JD and, and say Prek like you were Prek? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do that to you.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you a secret, okay. Because a lot of people said, where's Prek? And I was pointed at JD Shack ass across the room. No, but you know, I don't want to disappoint anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so. Well, there he is. They were probably quite disappointed if they thought I was the whitey blackie man.

[Turley]

Well, he's gonna have to make his appearance that the next event we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

The two at the thousandth and tenth show.

[Turley]

Is that what it's gonna be?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We do need to do it again though. We need to do it in Dallas. That was too much fun. We've got to do it a listeners party up here like we did in Houston last week and thank everyone in Houston that came out for coming out or Houston, hell, San Antonio, Austin, Beaumont, Louisiana. We had a lot of people come. About 300 people showed up over a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Couple hours on a rainy Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one guy, and I think it was the son of a. He got there a little early, but he'd been. He'd been nipping. And he drove his Honda Pilot. That was his brother in law's.

[Turley]

I think it was an Expedition, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's on the Pilot because his brother in law's. Because his truck was in the shop getting relift. You know it's like a boob when they go back in for another lift.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right back up a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another boob job.

[Bobbo]

Just not enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just not enough. So the son of a bitch had his truck in four wheel parts or something getting going from 4 inches to 8 inch lift. And he was driving his brother in law's Honda Pilot. And he'd been drinking, of course, Natty lights. And he drove off a ledge. Ledge in the parking lot where we were.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but not all the way off the ledge. He just re wheeled it right off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't quite make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

He was so proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any son of a. For new listeners who can understand who the son of a is? Yeah, he's famous.

[Bobbo]

His new assistant will meet only one requisite score and it's spelled double D. He's not picky about any particular brand of coffee because his morning cup is only a hiding place for whiskey. He always cuts in line at Starbucks and Chick Fil A because all their other clientele are a bunch of. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a Natty life. Tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. That's him. And he lived up to his can he ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that were already lit.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a fun deal though. I was surprised with Eterna. I wasn't expecting to meet that many people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Were you?

[J.D. Ryan]

You never know in a deal like that. I mean you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've heard about radio deals is you do know nobody shows up.

[J.D. Ryan]

It depends on where it is. But. But this kind of a party. No, because everybody's looking forward. First of all, we don't do it all the time. It wasn't at a car dealership. It wasn't some place. That was obvious. Oh, they're just trying to get me to go buy lumber or something.

[Turley]

Not at a strip club where people would actually be at.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it wasn't like hanging on the doorstep of a baseball game or a concert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It was just. It was just a party. And look, dude, you've been places. You've been odd places, as have I, and people go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chuck Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, just weird spots. Walking through the Home Depot a couple of weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D. ryan. Y' all listen to Every Saturday with John Clay Wolf show. I mean, everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to thank all the officers out there and the traffic ticket officers that recognize my name on my driver's license and help me out to get to the studio a little quicker on Saturday mornings because that's where it.

[Caller/Guest]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where I've really had some. I know, Good luck, some good vibes, some good karma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that was with CBS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, were you going 77 and a 65? Man, I don't know. I didn't think so. Give me your license. No. Look at you, my boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Son of a. I used to hang my media pass around my real rear view mirror that way. It's just kind of hanging there. In case you want to read it, Officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just in case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just in case.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, everybody. That's J.D. ryan. Did you know that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I'm on my way to the radio studio. That's why I'm speeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my line.

[Caller/Guest]

Guess who I just pulled over.

[Bobbo]

It's unit 42. I got the John Clay Wolf. The John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, no, I didn't write him up.

[Bobbo]

He signed my bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have fun, Bob?

[Bobbo]

I had a ball. I had a blast. But I'm, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't have a nut.

[Bobbo]

I'm kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Randy took it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo]

I want to. I had a great time with that girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

You want to reset for everybody?

[John Clay Wolf]

What I'm talking about Bobbo. There was a groupie friend, friend of the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Friend of the show.

[Bobbo]

Long time friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long time friend of the show. And she drove up, you know, 100 miles, and she. We took her. It was unplanned. She was staying at the High, where we were.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was like, hey. And I'm like, hey, why don't we take her to dinner with us? Good call. We went to Trulux and bought her dinner and got to know her better. Her and Bobbo made eyes, and they wind up, you know, three hours later back in his room. So this is a woman that listens to Bobbo and gets tingled by his pleasures. Every Saturday morning for years, drives across Texas to meet him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Beaumont to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an hour and a half. That's all.

[Bobbo]

No, I wouldn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just rinse room. She's a fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Just a fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa winds up in the hotel room with her.

[Bobbo]

Clearly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Late night. Both intoxicated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they were. I watched it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he can't close. And I still don't understand.

[Bobbo]

Well, you and I probably have a totally different approach to this kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got four kids. Obviously.

[Bobbo]

I was telling JD Though. You remember I told you I'm a make him waiter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make them waiter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you've been making her wait for seven years. See, that's. That's my problem with this, is that she's been listening to you and thinking about this for a long time. Drives. Drives across Texas for you. I think somebody sang a song about that. And rents a hotel with her. Hard earned money. A couple Hunskies.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Her room was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her friend flaked out. She kept trucking. You're in bed with this woman? She's 45 years old. She's not 22.

[Bobbo]

No. She's quality. Quality stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Quality.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been married.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not a virgin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a virgin.

[Bobbo]

Dream girl. Perfect for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

A little crazy. A little bit crazy. You gotta admit.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta admit, they all are. She. Baba. She's a little bit crazy. But in a good way.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It takes one to know one.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she is. So you're in the room with her.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you told me something about taking off boots.

[Bobbo]

I was. Here's the thing, man. Like, I'm an 80s kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I've seen too much of. Not Spicoli. Who's the other guy? Damone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Right. I worship this type of guy. I became that guy when I was like 14 years old. I'm like, you gotta move your body. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You know, wherever you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make.

[Bobbo]

Make sure they know it's the place to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

So I'm like Mr. Cool going in there. Just despite my, you know, visible whatever, keep track handicap. We're drinking wine, having a ball, and I'm thinking, the next thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Visible handicap.

[Bobbo]

The next thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not an ugly man. Well, I don't think you're an ugly man. You know, fat is funny. You're John Belushi looking. Is John Belushi an ugly man?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think so. No.

[Bobbo]

No. The Lothario in some cultures is. That's the guy you want thinking. I'm trying to think of like a McConaughey esque way to say, hey, baby, I think we ought to get you out of them boots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, so did you. It'll all turn for. I didn't get it. Didn't get.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're sitting. She's on your bed, and you're on the couch.

[Bobbo]

This wasn't all just sitting around. You got the wrong picture. Like, we drank a lot of wine. We still had a lot of wine left. And she said, the wine's gonna get warm. Okay, let's go for ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And she's already obviously sculpted the whole hotel out because she said ice is on levels two, four, and six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Right.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or she's a hooker and she knows her way around a hotel floor plan.

[Bobbo]

So I say, hey, I'm gonna go get some ice. He goes, all right, let's go. Well, she's obvious. She's coming with me. So the stairs were right outside of my room, which was right next to your room. We went down to four and got some ice, and the ice wouldn't quite come out. So I'm kicking the ice machine. And she said, you know, the people with the rooms right next to the ice machine, they're the ones that the front desk help. Really hate because it's always loud at the ice machines. I thought, wow. So we checked on. On six and on two, and sure enough, the ice machines were kind of in a drabby.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all have your tongue hanging out by the time you get back to the hotel.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, we're running around like Hunter Thompson in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, just having a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Laughing out loud, stumbling, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time?

[Bobbo]

I'm not proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it?

[Bobbo]

Got to be like 1:45, 2:00 in the morning. We're having a ball. I think I'm going to get her back there, you know, just exhausted. That's going to be a perfect end to a perfect day. Went pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then What?

[Bobbo]

Got about 2 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

Got about 2 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

And I made the cardinal mistake. I said, well, you know, I got to be up here in about three hours trying to move things along. But she's like, you said, she's not a kid. She's not a 20 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

She's a 40 something. She's heard this before. She probably says this herself every night of the week. I gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think if you took your. If you would have. I think that that stuff was so easy. Have you ever seen the Clapper commercial?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you could have gone and the boots would have flown off.

[Bobbo]

I think you may be Right. Woman had a lot of character, you know. So we're still in touch. She's a great girl. You know, this, this may not be over.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you said, I've got to go, I've got three hours, that's what I said.

[Bobbo]

I've got to be on the air in three hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, okay, bye.

[Bobbo]

Well, she said, oh, oh, I understand. Now it's like I'm running her off. So I, I walked her to a room which is on the 11th floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

This started at 7:30.

[J.D. Ryan]

7:30, yeah. I left them at 11:15.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's 2:00am you know. But did you kiss her?

[Bobbo]

Here's the thing, John. There is no disrespect in respecting a woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you kiss her?

[Bobbo]

No. I know you're the great international lover and you've been on everything but the Titanic because you're so good at it. You've been married for 15 years or something. Yeah, I mean, I know what to do. I know how it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what we're talking about is basic blocking and tackling. This is not Washington poop wipe. I mean, this is not. You don't have to be a great international lover to close that deal, bud.

[Bobbo]

I know. And I've never, I've never been more disappointed. I haven't either, by the way things can go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I thought I was disappointed in my father and I haven't talked to him in three or something years. I think I'm more disappointed in you, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

That ain't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, right now at this moment.

[Bobbo]

Get in line.

[J.D. Ryan]

That ain't no way to have fun.

[Bobbo]

Because I, I tend to engender that kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name's John Clay Wolf. Bo, JD And Turley. And we will buy your car. If you want to call in 800-800-RADIO or just go to givemetheven.com.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Well, our phones are screwed up. That makes sense. Guys, if you're trying to get into us and you're having trouble. 817-377-0827. We might get the vanity number, the 800, the radio number fixed before the show's over for right now. If you need to get into us. If you're trying to call earlier and getting nothing. 817-377. Hey, DJ, put that on the Chocolate Wolf shape the Facebook page. Please call in number for people so they just remember to go to the Facebook page to get it, because who the hell's gonna remember all those numbers? I can't remember them. It is right in front of me. 817-377-0827. And DJ Pre K Whitey Blackie is putting that number on our show page on Facebook right now. Oh, good morning, everyone. Dallas, Houston, Louisiana. Oklahoma. Indian country.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Indian country. It's a sovereign nation. Man, you can smoke grass up there. We better appreciate the good word and date young women. That's why all the miles on the trucks are so high. Because they travel. They drive over to those third world countries to go pick up their women.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Trucks ain't the only things hide over the whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right, all right. Houston Rodeo. Okay, when is the Houston Rodeo?

[J.D. Ryan]

I looked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's coming.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Rockets have been on the road.

[Bobbo]

They've been on a hell of a run. 16 of the last 18 games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a.

[Bobbo]

That's as of Wednesday after they beat the Timberwolves, which was a hell of a game.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get in there. Go to Rockets game. I enjoyed my time in Houston last week. I haven't been enough lately. I've been working so much. I haven't traveled anywhere, but I used to go to Houston twice a month.

[Bobbo]

Every little bit of that was outstanding. It's amazing to me that you guys don't seem to travel as well as I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

But maybe it's just that. Well, I mean, because. Why aren't we walking around in the rain on Friday night?

[J.D. Ryan]

We were looking for a CVS so you could buy white wine so you could get this girl drunk and finish the deal.

[Bobbo]

Which you didn't do. No, we were looking for a Walgreens CVS because you didn't have a brew.

[John Clay Wolf]

He buys his wine at cvs.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

And you can, too. We were looking for a Walgreens same thing. Because you didn't bring a hairbrush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. But what do we end up buying? White wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

White wine and rubbers.

[J.D. Ryan]

A large bottle of white wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a box of pink wine and a 12 pack of condoms. What kind of condoms? I don't know. Give me some condoms.

[Bobbo]

Give me some little large trojan with a rib for her time. And I'm gonna need some D batteries.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even want to know why you need do better. Does the rib for her time work?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, apparently. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean Bob. I mean, have you ever had one in you, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, never.

[Bobbo]

J hasn't used a condom since 1975.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. Hold on. That's pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they run those commercials. You rib for her pleasure. I'd like someone to call in. That's a famalian. Tell me if it. If it works. It's amazing. I don't think it works, Robert. Nothing. Nothing like a low mile truck to start the day off right.

[Caller/Guest]

It is the Trillo miles, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good lord. I mean, they're like Oklahoma miles. Did you used to live in Oklahoma, Robert?

[Caller/Guest]

Nah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy.

[Caller/Guest]

It's all Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You didn't live in the city though. Did you live in Kennedale or something? You had to be Springtown.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I live in Burleson, man.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

413, 000 miles on a 99F 350, literally.

[Caller/Guest]

And it runs like a champ. And it is beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? Two wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

I want as much as I can get. I want 50, 000. That's what all these little young punks think that they're worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. Isn't that funny? Isn't that funny? Those diesel boards, how they just. It's like a ghetto.

[Caller/Guest]

Ghetto market pretty much. Maybe 8ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're stoned off your ass.

[Caller/Guest]

I wish I was. Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just stoned off your ass like Bob Dylan was singing about. Like.

[Caller/Guest]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put your back against a wall and put your arms up. We'll just throw rocks at you. Yes. Eight grand for a 99F 350, but only 400.

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive, power stroke. It's got the engine everybody wants and it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know this buddy of yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your last name?

[Caller/Guest]

Gersten Corn.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Damn. How would I ever forget that? Robert Gerst coming up. I'm looking for Robert Gersten corn with a 99 power stroke with 400,000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, I lost him. 800.

[Turley]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, NO. It's 817-377-0827. I didn't bid it. We're so far off, I. I have 200,000 miles. Seven three four wheel drives that I can't get six grand for. Here, here, here. They all pour in. Oh boy. Hey, could you hold this check for a year? I'm gonna buy it out there in.

[Bobbo]

The desert making Manhattan Project. Two things they invented out there, the atomic bomb and the 7.3 liter Powerstroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cummins is for P words 400 000.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's literally to the moon and halfway back powerful.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I about Tesla a lot. Yes you do. Because they suck. And it's a con man deal and I hate him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

For multiple. Well, I mean, it's just not gonna work. It's a stock run. He's a stock manipulator. He's not a con man, he's a stock manipulator. Yeah, he's a stock manipulator. He's a PT Barnum promoter. Takes one to no one and I'm telling you, this guy, that's what it is. Yeah. But what he is good at and I do respect him for is his SpaceX program. Oh, no kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, if they could just get those damn rockets to run on electricity. Look at the fundamentals of what we're saying. Elon Musk, Mr. You know, Mr. Wonderful of this day and age is gonna make the electric car. But he on accident winds up getting into a rocket business that burns a lot of fuel. Yeah, like a lot. And that thing's working pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's running on jet A. Rocket fuel. Yeah, not jet A, but whatever. Whatever. Rocket fuel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what a. What a abstract. I have one company that runs on petro and it's doing well and this other one that's worth a gazillions of dollars more than General Motors, but it loses a billion a year or more. And it's all about batteries. I don't know, I think the whole business could be. Okay, my name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back in a Momento 444 and it would tell you the name.

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[Caller/Guest]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[Bobbo]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

To that, you can go to the Jason John Claywell show Facebook page to get the call in number. DJ I need you to redo it and do it with one thing. Today's call in number and that number. And that's it. Make it and put a picture of a phone needs to be super clean and super simple. 817-377-0827 is the phone number. 817-377-08270 is our calling number for now until our regular number gets fixed. We're moving into new offices. And phone guys were here yesterday doing adjustments. They obviously knocked our old main show number out somehow trying to get it fixed right now. What? Who's that? That's what they do.

[Bobbo]

Phone company men. All of them work federal government.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your name, sir? Where the hell did you come from?

[Bobbo]

They're watching you. They're listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[Bobbo]

Just call me Will Troy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will Troy.

[Bobbo]

That's pseudonym. I can't put my name out on radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They'll be watching me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Trump supporter?

[Bobbo]

Hell, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you drive?

[Bobbo]

Donald Trump's gonna take the fish off a Friday. And I'm ready.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about damn time.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

Make my boy fish on Fridays.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ain't no Lutheran, no clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you talking about school menus?

[Bobbo]

What's the question? Give me light bulb. Real light bulb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Check them florescent, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he didn't like the bulbs.

[Bobbo]

Take back Kmart.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Don't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

To be able to.

[Bobbo]

See my jerky before I eat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald Trump is gonna take the fish off of Fridays.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want your son to be exposed to fish on Fridays. Cause he's not a GD Lutheran.

[Bobbo]

Ain't the fish. It's tartar sauce. You know what they put in that tartar sauce?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No.

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ain't good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ain't good.

[Bobbo]

Sure as hell don't come from a tomato.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you a bit of a conspiracy theorist, boss? Hell, no.

[Bobbo]

It's all real. All you gotta do is look up the sky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we Go.

[Bobbo]

Chemtrails coming out the airplanes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chemtrails.

[Bobbo]

You know, they're trying to spread. Hey, it was all the X Files this week. No, that makes it real.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it doesn't. It's television.

[Turley]

Real life.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's television.

[Bobbo]

We're keep an eye on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a contrast.

[Bobbo]

Nightmare lies in Alaska air too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you listen to Alex Jones on the radio? Hell, yes, I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, you knew it.

[Bobbo]

He ought to run for president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's better than Trump.

[Bobbo]

First I gotta run for president of Texas. Because we are still a republic. Nigga's gonna run for president.

[John Clay Wolf]

U.S. of A. Texas is a republic.

[Bobbo]

Hell, yes, it is. You ain't never heard of Alamo? Sam Houston.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Dallas Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Gonna bring the Oilers back where they belong. Astrodome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Astrodome.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the Astrodome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a coincidence. What, NASA gets bigger?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Now they won't tear down Astrodome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, no. Have none of that.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Like a trot line.

[John Clay Wolf]

817-377-0827. Trot line of progress.

[Bobbo]

Put out this Trot line of progress. Trying to make everything liberal.

[J.D. Ryan]

We gotta get him.

[Bobbo]

We just called us a big old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carp on our trot line.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got him and strip club DJ together.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you work?

[Turley]

Phone company, remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. No, no, no, no. He just didn't like. He didn't like the people from the phone company or down here.

[Bobbo]

Lockheed Martin. No work on fuselage.

[J.D. Ryan]

You work on the F35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

I'm only one out there understands electronics.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't imagine.

[Bobbo]

Red and blue. Red and blue, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

The wires. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I gotta grab a caller real quick. What's your name again? Will. What? Will. Try Will Troy. Will Troy. Ed. Good morning. In vain. Austin. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning. What's going on, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll just listen to conspiracy theorists here that dropped by this morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. You gotta love them, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what have you got? You've got a 14 FTX or STX?

[Caller/Guest]

It's STX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six cylinder or a eight?

[Caller/Guest]

It is a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it is a super cabin. No, it's a crook crew, cab or circuit.

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's got these second seats, but it's got the smaller door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it's extended can. Damn it. I gotta start this all over again. It's a 14 with 47. It's got a six, it's automatic. It's got alloys, clean Carfax, I don't know, 15, 16, 17. Grand. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

My payoff on it is 15. I think it's 15. Five maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it or do you want to trade it in?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm actually wanting to sell it because I'm fixing to retire my father in law's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me his cool, do this, load it in to give me the vin, take a couple pictures, take a side shot of it, open the driver door, take a shot from that area where we can see the seats, the carpet, the dash. And really that's the, that's a very important picture because it shows us the equipment level. We can look up in the headliner and see if there's a sunroof, which this one doesn't have. I know because it's stx.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But for everybody listening that, that when you open the door, the, the picture from the driver's view from carpet to headliner and cover and get the dash in there, that, that answers so many questions. And then the side shot, the, the just a complete side profile and those two pictures, that's all we need. And then you can describe anything else to us. But if you go to givemethevin.com and load that up, the computer system, my bidding tool will give you a bid immediately. But it gives you a tight range. After we see the picture, we'll email you a hard offer. What. We'll pay for it right now.

[Caller/Guest]

All right. Appreciate you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all have a great weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too. 800-807. No, sorry, 817 today. Phone numbers changed. It screwed up. 817-377-0827. That phone number is listed on our show Facebook page. And that's too much for you? Just go to givemetheven.com My name is John Claywolf. I buy cars on the radio. Bobbo, Good morning. Yes, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. We want to hear your conspiracy theories, too. That phone number, if you want to call us up because there's so many. Or a little bit ago he was talking about the chemtrails. I'm sorry, Chemtrails, which of course it's raining. It's been raining a lot in the Houston area. It's raining Dallas forward today.

[Bobbo]

It'll be a lot more than rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you that. Now he's back. Will Troy. Will Troy controls the weather engineer from Lockheed. Are you an engineer, Will? Hell no. Oh.

[Bobbo]

Work on production line like a real man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. But you're the only guy out there that knows anything about electronics. Yeah, they ain't Done nothing to help my hourly pay. Are you day shift or night shift?

[Bobbo]

I work nights. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years?

[Bobbo]

I ain't going out broad daylight times like ease. Plus I get a 50 cent differential.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when the government sprays you, notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a differential?

[Bobbo]

They pay you more to work at night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, which I won't do anyway.

[Bobbo]

I won't be out there in broad daylight going to a government installation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like an Oak Ridge Boys song. That other boy ought to check that truck.

[Bobbo]

His daddy and I'll give it to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Because that's how they sneak the tartar sauce into you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha.

[Bobbo]

My daddy give me a boat one time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tartar sauce?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he left his tackle box behind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Guess what's in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was in there?

[Bobbo]

Stink bait.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe he was fishing.

[Bobbo]

Same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell yeah, it is. DJ Pre K. Good morning, sir. How are you?

[DJ Prek]

Good morning. Good morning, man. What's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're about to witness the depth of.

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge. Street knowledge. One more time. Turley, is this easy?

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge. So tell me about it, dj. Tell me about your life. What's going on in whitey, black and world?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, man, you know, I'm just trying to get this money, man. You know, just staying out here on the grind, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you have a news piece for us this morning?

[Turley]

White, Black, Latino or other?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, man. I got a good one for y' all today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about it.

[DJ Prek]

Well, today's episode of everybody's favorite game show. White, Black, Latino or Other. Y' all ever been in the local Walmart and seen somebody kid throwing a tantrum and acting a fool cause they daddy won't buy him a candy bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all that or a toy?

[DJ Prek]

Well, somebody did what we've all thought about doing and decided to lay a swift one two on somebody else's kid when they started acting up. And out in Georgia, a man had had enough and grabbed a wild kid and hit him on the hand in the bottom. And I'll tell y' all this. The man was described as smelling like alcohol and slurring his speech. Take that as you will. The 5o came through and arrested him and charged him with obstruction and battery. So what y' all think, man? White, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have questions.

[Bobbo]

Obstruction?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may not have answers because you're not that literate. I know you don't read the. You know, you just Read the headlines. But is the mom or the dad, what were the white, black, Latino or others of the kid and the parents?

[DJ Prek]

The kid that got spanked?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, it was a white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little.

[DJ Prek]

Little boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Prek]

Caucasian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caucasian. Now, was mama white, black, Latino or other?

[DJ Prek]

I don't believe the mama was there. It was just a daddy. What was Big white daddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big white daddy, Big white daddy, little kid, White kid. And where were they? Walmart.

[DJ Prek]

They were in a grocery store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know which one?

[DJ Prek]

I'd guess at Walmart. You know, that's where the crazy stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Usually goes down, asking these questions. If it didn't matter. It matters. He said Target. That's a different deal, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Different deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's playing Columbo here. Where was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so, whoa. I'm gonna say this old drunk white guy that slapped the kid for crying or for throwing a fit.

[Turley]

And is it. It was a male that did this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yup. I gotta go with white also. I don't see anybody any other race really, you know, getting into other people's business, particularly at Walmart.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I've got a line I've. I've perfected over the years. Madam, do you mind if I. Would you like me to beat that child for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the only line you've got this perfected.

[Bobbo]

I've never. I've never said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes to women. God Almighty. See, we need to work on these lines with you. If you would have said, madam, would you like me to beat that butt for you? You probably would have scored last week. Inside joke never occurred to me.

[Turley]

Me, I'm gonna go other here because I've seen the other type of race. Maybe Indian. Not the Indian.

[John Clay Wolf]

They, they.

[Turley]

They'll spank their kid in a heartbeat, like, no problem. Drag them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the Pakistani. Yes.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Ahab, the Arab Indian.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's going Middle Eastern. He's going dot, Indians in Pakistan.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I said dotting on feathers, I thought I was stepping over the line. Johnny has to take it there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dot, not feathers.

[Bobbo]

Ethnicity.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hear that. I like that. That's good. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Dot, not feathers. Yeah. So you just don't see black guys drunk like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

White guys get dumber drunk than black guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And they go to Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when the black guys are dumb drunk like that, they say, stay in their own circles. True.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the white guys are the ones that Are out making a mess.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got to go with you on.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, so I'm going to go with that. What is it? What's the answer, DJ Foray?

[DJ Prek]

Well, we got 62 year old Juan Martinez, mein mesin. Grab him and said, this is how we do it down in Mexico, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was all about a segue to Good morning San Antonio. How the hell are y'? All? I hope you're up and wait. Got your breakfast back. Burritos rocking. Already had a shot of Cheech and Chong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Couldn't help yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting her stretched up, warmed up. Yes, I'll take a jalapeno with it. I'm from San Antonio. Are we on in San Antonio yet? Do we start at 8 or 9?

[Turley]

I think we start right at 8, don't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I don't know. We were on some east stations. I don't know where the hell. Good morning San Antonio. Good morning, Vietnam. Good morning Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma, Louisiana. Everybody else in between. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

When asked, daddy, can we keep this cute puppy? The answer is always a resounding, not no, but hell no. Once when a stranger took his woman, he stole that man's procedure prosthetic leg. In return, his wife complains that he snores and that's why she sleeps on the couch. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy. Give me the bin.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Michael and Arlington wants to know why Bobbo didn't get that cuts off a bit. It says late. Yes, yes. Yeah. Michael, inquiring minds all over the Tennessee Valley between the Mississippi, the Mason Dixon line in the west coast would like to know why Bobbo didn't get laid last Friday night. I don't know. Are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. If you listen to all the story, I mean, it just makes no sense.

[Caller/Guest]

I have no idea. You served it. What you fed them, you got them lit. Dude, he had a hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dinner bill was $600.

[DJ Prek]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy cow, right? I mean, I invested in this moment for him. I invested, I bought stock. I feel like I got chingaled by Bernie Madoff.

[Caller/Guest]

There's the Enron folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I got Enron.

[Caller/Guest]

You were in Houston. You were in Houston.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bob, Bobbo couldn't close the door, Couldn't get laid in a house with a handful of hundred dollar Bills on nickel night.

[Caller/Guest]

Horrible. Send me a picture of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, send me a picture of her.

[Caller/Guest]

Give me. Give me the van.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. There is a picture of DJ on the DJ prick. Are you there? Yes, sir, right here on the Facebook page. Do you know how to edit? Do you know how to edit photos?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, yeah. What you need me to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Take the group shot of the end of the listener party last week. You know the. The picture?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, the one where JD Got one on his lap probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the far right and there's a woman that's half cut off. Nice looking woman in a white blouse. Circle her and put Bobbo can't close and point back to her. And put that on our Facebook page, please. Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just asking. Just asking because why we haven't identified anybody now you're gonna zero somebody out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she's half cut off. Okay, okay. Maybe take two dots and put them over her eyes.

[DJ Prek]

I'll black bar it, man.

[Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just put. What's black bar?

[Bobbo]

You can only see one eye right over their eyes.

[Turley]

Yeah, just the eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how the FBI does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

It's good enough for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? But I don't want to make her look unattractive because she's an attractive woman.

[Bobbo]

She really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I'm so disappointed, Bob. I mean, I wanted to give you something.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the cutoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, there it is. Go show that to DJ Dane.

[Bobbo]

Well, just because she's. She's a great dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it twice. Do one full shot and one zoomed up like her.

[Bobbo]

And just because you buy somebody dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, not just dinner, like a week's worth of paid dinner.

[Bobbo]

You better know how it hurts me to say something like this, but perhaps it's not best that we objectify women.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are we objectifying? I think she's so mad that you didn't bang her.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do. I think your call of duty was there as an Indian maiden was telling her hunter to come in for the kill. And you went down to the river to drink some sake. Okay. Like you're a freaking alcoholic and a pothead and that's why you didn't do it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, because you're so good at this. Like you're. You're just so accomplished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, when we get back after driving home from Houston. Yeah. How was that brains over here? Yes. Locks the truck up.

[Bobbo]

Running, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Running my house.

[Bobbo]

I still think that was your button, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Running, Right.

[Bobbo]

I do or you would have bitched at me for locking the keys in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. The reason I at you for locking the keys in the truck is cuz I was home. Yeah, you didn't care.

[Bobbo]

And it was 30 degrees.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 30 degrees. We were in my driveway. My wife had already made. She left to go do her thing. The only thing I was worried about is this big diesel Ford F750 running out of diesel. Cuz it was low and was a near thing. That would have been a problem.

[Bobbo]

It was a near, near thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it?

[Bobbo]

Were you frantic?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was not frantic.

[Bobbo]

I got a little frantic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just like, whatever. Cuz I'd already offered for you to stay that night, right? I said, hey, if you want to come in, take a nap, D. I mean, you know, when you've got like a special ed person that, you know, short bus person that can't close a deal, you got to take care of. I mean, hell, he froze to death. You know, you got to watch out for people like this. You got to take care of him. So I invited Bobbo in, offer talking, man. Make sure he's gonna not hurt himself. Yeah, put a little helmet on him. Not a full blown helmet, but like one of those skateboard helmets.

[Bobbo]

So now the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just so he wouldn't bump into anything in the house.

[Bobbo]

Intelligence is what, now you're saying I'm unintelligent?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm saying you're a little touched, huh?

[Bobbo]

Not damn unlucky.

[J.D. Ryan]

How was the ride back? Was it great?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun. Oh, good. It was very good. And Bob was a very good driver of commercial vehicles. Like he's done it before. Have you ever worked for a tree service or. Or like the. Or Texas electric? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Definitely a good driver.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, definitely drive the big rig. Big rig, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he really was a good driver. How fast would it go?

[Bobbo]

75 miles an hour. 75 miles an hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely, definitely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he did it perfectly good.

[Bobbo]

Except for Temple. Except for Temple, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's where I screwed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the diesel exhaust fluid?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's got. It's got two fuel tanks. Two fuel tanks?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, one.

[Bobbo]

One, one says only. Only diesel exhaust fluid. Yeah. The other one says diesel. Diesel fuel. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

817377.

[Bobbo]

Open the wrong. Open the wrong fuel tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

John says, oh, 0827 is the phone number today. Because our phone number's screwed up.

[Bobbo]

Wait, but don't finish it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go to Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and get the phone number if you'd like to call in to sell us your car. And also there's pictures of Bobbo's girlfriend for the. For the hour.

[Bobbo]

Who unlocked the truck?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd you do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He went and found.

[Bobbo]

Because I'm a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll explain it. It's 30 degrees outside. This. This F750 is locked up in my driveway, running for an hour, 45 minutes.

[Bobbo]

Long time and six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're going through all types. But. But when I shut the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know why Babo got out of the truck. When you pull up somebody's house, you just. You.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me finish. Just. Just shut up. Just hang on. Hang on. Yeah, I remember thinking when he opened the door to get out, I'm like, what are you doing if you need to pee on a shit? But I. You just limit. Limit the possibility. Possibilities for problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I get out of the. He should say, hey, man, see you later. I go back there and spot him backing up to make sure nothing happens. But he has to get out of the truck, shut the door. Hey, good to see you.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you need anything? No, I. I've got a bag. I got one bag. I have a briefcase. That's it. Get back in the truck. Get out of here. But in doing so, he shuts the door to a running semi and it's locked. He bumped the lock on the way out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit it on the door.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, how many times do you have to open the gate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? What the hell's wrong with you? Bobbo, what happened?

[Bobbo]

Okay. God, we're almost out of diesel, man. This thing is empty as empty can. Empty, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I live in the country, so.

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking I gotta go directly to the first gas station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell me you went down there and turned it off like a moron.

[Bobbo]

No, no, not at all. I got to the gate and I'm thinking this would be a good time to set my navigation. So while I'm setting the navigation, John opens the gate. John's gate opens and then it closes. I was just about to call you. I was just about to call you. And the gate opened again. So I thought, okay, got him. He can see me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, we. We. I get some dykes, you know? No. GLTB or whatever.

[Bobbo]

It's very nice girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got some dykes. Yes. Papa says, very nice girls.

[Bobbo]

I thought they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got some cutting dikes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was trying to. We were Trying to come up with something to slide in the top of the door like a Slim Jim. My wife has an air out rack for outdoor laundry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, go to Walmart, Target, probably, and, and, and get one of those flip out tables that is full of those lined bars that you air out laundry, you know. So I come home from a hard day's work and pull up to the back of the home and there's 20 of these racks in the driveway with laundry all over. This went on for about 90 days. These cycles of oddity run in 90 days in course, but at the end of it, you have a lot of racks. But when you have a bus barn for a prevost that your grandfather used to have that's connected your house, then you have a great storage place for all these odd things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bobbo and I are digging through the bus barn and we find one of these racks. He found one of the racks. He said, this will work. So we grabbed a dike, said, hey, gal, come over here, help me, help me chew this off. And he clipped the. One of the little metal rods off and went over to the truck and used it, Penetrated it and opened the damn lock finally.

[Bobbo]

And if you find a piece of metal, yeah, a long piece of metal flat, a little less, you know, bendable than a clothes hanger, but still rigid and 3ft long. If you find something better to punch the unlock button inside a locked car, I would like to see it, man, because this thing is perfect. 30 seconds after we got that thing off, we're in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is a little embarrassing is my wife, God bless her soul, gave us a tennis ball on the way out because she, she had somewhere that had to go. Sit here, take a tennis ball. And I. Because my door, I didn't shut my door all the way. It was just to the catch. Okay, so I have the gap in the top, right?

[Bobbo]

Look at tiny gap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that you put the tennis ball on the top of the gap to jam it open better so you can get a stick in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

She thought that I knew what to do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I know what she's gonna say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chew a hole in it. Get a dike to chew a hole in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then use it as a suck or push it as a. If you look this up on YouTube.

[J.D. Ryan]

You push it and the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Push it in the air opens the damn lock tumbler. What? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. But look it up, look it up on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

She laughed at me. She said, I thought you knew what to do. I Finally know something more about cars than you. But you know, one thing I do know how to do, honey, is I do know how to air up a flat tire whenever the tires are running low and the lights saying, air me up. You know, if you air it up and then they don't, you know, break, and then you don't call me saying, hey, I'm. I'm broke.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're in the vehicle for four or five hours and now you're out of fuel in the middle of nowhere. You pass about 900 gas stations between here and Houston. Why didn't you stop?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I slapped him at 20 and gave him 10 more for good measure. No, gave him 20 more for good measure. Say, as soon as we're. You leave here, stop and get some diesel, Bucky. Because I was ready. Now, we were way closer than that. The light came on not far from the house. I mean, when the light comes on on the dash, how much, how much do you have? Well, every car is different, you know, I mean, but you have this gauge.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you know it for hours it's empty.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you know your car, you know what to do. But if you're in an F750 Kodiak or not Kodiak Caterpillar engine semi. Yeah. Then you know, you're kind of gambling. Do we have five miles or do we have 55 miles? It was cold. It was time to get home. That's why you gamble. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Station that didn't sell diesel. And then I went up here to homies or they haven't put diesel in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've noticed a. A difference between like dot Indians that don't sell deep. Like black stores don't like black run gas stations don't have diesel. And the Indian run gas stations do. What the hell is that all about, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even want to get close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that, like it's got something to do with the desert?

[Bobbo]

I'm frightened.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, do you think it has something to do with their upbringing?

[Bobbo]

No, I think it has to do with supply and demand more than anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and when I go to the black, the ghetto convenience store, I can't get skull fine cut winter green.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then this Indian run, you know, they get these franchises. You can call it Texaco, but it's not. No, it's la la la la la la la la. And they don't have my twist off 18 ounce Miller Light bottles. They've got everything under the sun of Miller Light. But they don't have that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, they got every kind of hunting knife and faux jewelry you'd ever want to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to see the order catalog for the convenience store owner.

[Bobbo]

You couldn't read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'd like to understand, you know, when they're doing inventory and like, you know, doing selection. This sells good. This does. Hey, that looks good. Hey, how about a dream weaver? Hey, how about some. Some. How about some jewelry with. With. How about some condoms? How about some big league chew? How about not? There's a lot of decisions to be made in a convenience store. My name is John Claywolf. We'll be back in just a minute. Go sell us your cart. GiveMeTheVin.com the system will give you a number immediately. If I don't beat your carmax number. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, I owe you 100 bucks. The calling numbers, 817-377-0827. Today just go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and Bobbo's girlfriend for the night was pictures on there and the phone number for today's show's on there. Yes, we're live. Shut up, J.D. shut up. Bobbo Turley, the angry Jew. Take us out. We'll be right back.

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[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Nissan Altima, John.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell me about the day that you bought your Altima. Was it a proud day? Did you. Did you feel like you made it? Did you feel like you made it like everything? When your mom told you you were special all those years, you were like, now she. She was right. She was on to something.

[Caller/Guest]

No, not exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 ultima SV with 65 roof and navigation, correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to get?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just trying to get. I'm just trying to pay it off.

[Turley]

Can I tell you something, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

There's a 90 chance that he's buried in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, He's. It's not 90. It's 97.8. He's tanked in this thing.

[Turley]

Like Sherman, all Ultima Maxima.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're Hyundai and Kia.

[Bobbo]

Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nissan, mass produced, low payment, slam it, slap it out the door, bait them, you know, bait and switch advertising. They're all buried.

[Turley]

Not his fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's something I'm noticing about John. He has a 13, which is now. How many years old is that? Five. Right. And it has 65,000 miles on it. And it has a sunroof. So he went for the sunroof and he. So he's not a big commuter. How long have you had it, John?

[Caller/Guest]

Two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You've got a better Altima than most people named John do. So I know that's weird, but I have a feeling that you're not upside down. What is your payoff, right at 16, dude, you're tanked out the ass. You're so screwed. You need to go like drive it off a bridge and jump out of it before it goes 800. What's the phone? I was completely wrong on everything I said. 817-377-0827 is the calling number. Go to John Clay Wolf show and you can see Bobbo's late date and our phone number, in case you can't remember because our phone number screwed up.

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is funny, Turley. So the okay on. On the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, we have a picture of the crowd at the party last week for a listener party. And the galaxy that Bobbo could not seal the deal with right. Is standing about three next to him. And DJ Pre k circled her and pointed an arrow at her. But he put, like, the little black thing over her eyes like the COVID of. Of Dirty Deeds Done. Dirt Cheap album. And Turley thought it'd be funny to play that. That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's exactly. So if you want to see Bobbo's kill that did get killed, the deer, that. That is still bleeding, running through the woods with a half an arrow hanging out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yet in that same picture, Bobble's got this lovely, like, I just killed it. Smug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, see, here's what you got to understand about the listener party last week. There was a guy. Yeah, I think he's a doctor. I think he's Indian. Like Dot, not feather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And casino, not convenience. And. No, that'd be opposite. I'm sorry. No, opposite.

[Caller/Guest]

Couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he was a. He's a nice guy. And. And he just trucked on in there. And he. He. He brought two strippers. He just brought two strippers. That's really.

[Turley]

Well, no, see, JD Told me that was his daughter.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. Somebody told me that was his daughters he brought with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they were strippers, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not telling you. So maybe his daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you. I thought. You're old.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute. Sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Melania.

[Bobbo]

Melania, sometimes daughters are strippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're all somebody's daughter.

[Bobbo]

I happen to have a daughter who's an exotic dancer. And she's damn good. They say. They say. And there's nothing wrong with that. I'm just glad that she's working in the arts.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's an entertainer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He brought two strippers, and he said to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, you have been entertaining me on Saturdays for years longer than I can remember, and it's my turn to entertain you.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he brought two strippers to our party.

[J.D. Ryan]

It worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really did spice things up.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really did.

[John Clay Wolf]

The whole room kind of perked. It just perked. It was a wonderful, wonderful, wonderful donation to the cause. It's like going up on the mountain and sacrificing a lamb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we kind of went. Why didn't we think of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bates. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was calling about the tennis ball thing. Yeah, that is. That is fake news.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife said it worked because she did it on a Suburban with her friend the other day.

[Caller/Guest]

She's a filthy liar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you know what? We'll. We'll do it at the house. We'll go through the tennis ball challenge.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm just saying, like that to run with before, you know, it they'll be running from present.

[Bobbo]

See, I would say I would do it, but it would never work for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Well, because I just can't close that deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married, Bates?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times?

[Caller/Guest]

Just once.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long so far?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's been at least a year now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that really all it's been?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a feeling that, like, she makes you the sandwich.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, it's not going to make itself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see. I just saw what happens. Okay. It's on Facebook and there is a guy who takes those tennis ball, puts it up against the lock.

[John Clay Wolf]

You cut a hole in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you push it up against the lock, create suction and push. It forces air into the lock and it rolls. The tumbler is the concept.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what happens. What happens is somebody standing next that car's unlocked. Somebody's standing next to it with a remote control. And the same time she pushes it, they unlock it. It's the videos right here.

[Bobbo]

I'm looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just try. She's a filthy liar.

[Bobbo]

We did that for 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she normally calls me that. And, I mean, it was nice for Bates to stand up for me this.

[Bobbo]

Morning because we tried and tried. John tried to squeeze it small enough to get in there. I tried to squeeze it small enough to get in there, would not go in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bates, how old are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm 29.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you've been married for a year. And how old is she?

[Caller/Guest]

20. Oh, she just turned 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is her nationality? White, black, Latino or other.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, well, why? That's why we know how to not break into cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a hater. He's the accidental racist. We lost Bates.

[Turley]

I think your wife was playing a joke on you, John. I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she might believe it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Seen the video?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Turley]

She's watching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her and her trainer gal, they're friends and they locked out of the Suburban and she claims that it unlocked it. Babe, if you're listening and would like to defend yourself and you could swear up and down that this is a true statement, then call in. Well, you don't know the number. Anybody can call in because our number changed today because it's broken. So we have a different number. 817-377-0827.

[Turley]

Go to the website, right? Or Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to Facebook page if you want to sell your car. Also, you just go to givemethevin.com 03 super crew with 185 Steven Alito car trucks worth $2,000, maybe three. Steve Alito, go Bearcats. Yeah. The truck is worth. If it's nice, it's worth $2,000. Maybe three.

[Caller/Guest]

2,000 to 3,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

It's nice. 03F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Old body style with 185.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to gibbytheven.com let's see some picture. Michael. I don't have a city on you. Bates was in Baton Rouge, of course, Arlington.

[Caller/Guest]

But I'm from Bridgeling, from Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I forgot to ask this question a while ago. Is Bobo white, black, Mexican or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not Mexican. It's Latino.

[Caller/Guest]

I knew it. That makes it even worse, man. Y' all are like jackrabbits. Come on, man.

[Bobbo]

Y' all who? What was he talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's down at city hall. Fixed to whip somebody's ass last week. 800. No. I'm so used to giving that damn number out. If you want to call into the show, just go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Also, if you can see Bobbo's new girlfriend. She's graduated from from can't close to ex lover to new girlfriend. She's on the Facebook page too. She'll be calling in to scream at us any minute. It now. 817-377-0827. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan and Bobo. We buy cars with the radio when the phones work.

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[Bobbo]

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[Podbean Announcer]

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[Caller/Guest]

You how much I love you so.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Podbean Announcer]

800 radio. Give me the van. The van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ricky Bobby, I will take your championship ring. I will win your race because I am the greatest. That's what this song reminds me of. This was like the third. This is the song in Talladega nights when Ricky Bobby was really getting rolling. That movie is better than I remember. My kids love it, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's not to love about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's turning into like a classic, like Christmas vacation. Ricky Bobby is Clark Griswold.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm surprised they haven't done two or three more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chip, Cal Walker and Texas Ranger, the whole crew. My name is John Clay Wolf. Good morning, everyone. We've got J.D. ryan here to my right. Bobbo, the lover on my left, and Turley, the angry Hebrew right in the middle running the boards. The phone number is 817-377-08827. And if we get into some shtick that some stories that you're lost on because you just tuned in, may I suggest you try the podcast and your fault and that John Claywolf.com or just iTunes. The John Claywell show. You can. We, we, we, we. We kind of have a saga.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. You know, it's like a Seinfeld thing that keeps rolling, so you have to get caught, caught up a little bit. We try to keep it current so that you don't get lost. It's not too deep, but there's a lot of backstories in a lot of these stories. So what I've noticed about guys drove over from San Antonio to meet us last weekend. Cool as hell at the party.

[Turley]

Wow, that's awesome. Yeah, that's a drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a drive. And they're like, dude, we, you know, heard you in San Antonio and then got into the podcast. Download the podcast and have listed. Listen. I think we've been podcasting listed for about a year or something. Two years. Two years. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, we listen to all 100. I was blown away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but how many of. How many of them came up and said, I've downloaded every week when I travel and you're not on the pot.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That's who was there. Yes, the podcaster. Yes, the radio listeners are great and that's how we met them. But those die hard pod. Did you hear that again and again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Over and over and over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you catch that too from our Lister party?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The podcast. We got about a thousand people a week and they are listening to that.

[Caller/Guest]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, seriously, one of the guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

There, you know those giant cranes? I mean those are huge to put the high, high rise. He operates those and he says, I download them all and I sit up there all day because you can't leave. You got to go to the bathroom there, you got to eat there. You don't Get a break. He goes, I'll listen to your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day, crane operator. Dude, this bud's for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously, man.

[Turley]

This Natty's for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Natty's for you. It was, it was very much. It was nice to meet all of our listeners. One thing I learned, we had. There's a black cowboy, calf roper. Yeah, I liked him. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool guy. Very cool guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a cross culture, ethnicity. Not enough black folks showed up. But it was because I know they're out there. Yes. And I know they like us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just drawing attention to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was about, about 10 black folks and there were about 10, about 20 Mexicans.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Latinos. A good cross group. It was a good cross group.

[Turley]

You had one Indian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and one Indian.

[John Clay Wolf]

And two strippers. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And two strippers.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. And they were like Persian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they seem to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, I, I did notice that our core listening audience was just a good old white oil field worker.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch that vibe too?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely. That's the majority of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get that from Turl. You know, he's the construction guy of the, of the group.

[Turley]

I thought it was Hebrew or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now the rodeo guy was cool man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The black cowboy. Yeah, I love him. Absolutely. He's real too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he is. You know.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle and Lufkin, Texas in 08 ultimate with 106, 000 miles is a leather roof or just regular? Oh, eight, ten year old, three grand, maybe four. Probably three, maybe 35. Three to four grand. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Guest]

Looking to probably get at least 45 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run an ad, don't get stabbed.

[Turley]

Aiden, run an ad, don't get stabbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

817377, 0827.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's our new punchline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Run an app, don't get stabbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's great. It's a hundred thousand mile, ten year old Ultima man. It's the most overly mass produced by basic car in the world. It's the ford Taurus of 1996 there. I mean it's just, it's just bubble gum.

[J.D. Ryan]

Meet him in a dark parking lot.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the dope, here's the gun, here's the bullet. You're dead.

[Turley]

I can't wait till they give me the vin. Buyers start using that line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Running ad, don't get stabbed. Good luck.

[Turley]

You hear it all the time. Oh, I'm going to sell it on Craigslist. Well, no, we'll just say run it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ad, don't get stabbed. There was A kid that got killed last week on buying a iPhone on it happened on a 5 mile app. Same kind of thing as Craigslist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for bringing the show to a screaming halt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, isn't that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it happens. Unfortunately, it does happen all the time, people. It's just. In fact, a lot of cities have set up a spot in, in the police department parking lot for these kind of transactions actions for that reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, but with give me the vin, you don't need to do that. You just go safely from your iPhone, loaded into givemetheven.com and safe.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do it from your underwear. However.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got a funny story about that, but go ahead, however.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're safe. But we got robbed. Huh? We got robbed. I got robbed. What? What happened? I got robbed by one of my own drivers. What? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

When was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

This past week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you gonna tell us?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I want to do? I want to get him on the phone. Let's see, before I tell this story.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'S gonna take your call.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this is not the brightest guy. Why is it not the place?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did he steal? Can we even say that? Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegedly.

[Turley]

There ain't no ledge about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're on the radio. I'm gonna go ahead and say, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already waived my right per my agreement with the guy of prosecution.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he, I set him free. Just like sting. Free, free. Set them free, free, free.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have Michael McDonald. Sweet freedom.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so, so he's got nothing to lose. And actually I paid him the wages that I owed him for two days. Damn. Yeah, really, I've done nothing. I just don't paid him. I just don't want any heat after. Just like Bob, I bought his date dinner, bought her a hundred dollar lobster so I'd have a good story.

[Bobbo]

Well, she wasn't my date at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy, this guy, you know, he's giving us a good story. So really what I'm saying, if he's listening, we're gonna call you and we want to get you on air. And so that I get my money's worth out of this deal, we're gonna talk about it with our listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of paid for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already paid for it. I paid you your. I paid you got caught stealing and you wouldn't admit it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no one's gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I put a post on your Facebook page and I put a reward on your ass to tell all your friends and family, bring me my stuff back. That this guy stole. And I'll pay you 500.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did I miss this?

[Bobbo]

All he needs is a confessor right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the stuff showed up the next.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning just out of the blue, like on your doorstep.

[John Clay Wolf]

A very close relative. There's so much here. We will get into it, but I'd like to call him. I want to hear. I want to have a serious, intense, heartfelt psychological moment with. With him on the air. All right, I'm not gonna get mad. No, apparently you're not. But I want to hear him explain to me you paid the guy why he felt that it was worth the risk of losing a good job for he and his wife to steal a set of wheels off of a Chevy truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. That's what happened. I didn't know what you stole.

[John Clay Wolf]

And once he was caught, why he didn't just scream and cry for mercy and say, I didn't think that anybody would care. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. Please don't fire me. Because actually, if he'd have done that, if he'd have been really cool like.

[J.D. Ryan]

That, you might have.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just struck. Struck it off his dumbass. I could have. Weirdly, I. I could have struck it off his dumbass if he'd have handled it right. Yeah. But he rode the lie, and he told Uncle Roy, no, no, no. And we had to get the customer involved. Oh. And then we got video and pictures of the car before and after from the customer. It's all on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go there, you can see. You see the whole story in photos before now. And that's what I put those stories. I put the story of photos on his Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you explain the opposite, how this happened, though? There was a car we're buying that had a nice set of wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

22 inch factory GMCs, expensive as hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

And at some point, they're gone. There's another set of wheels into place. Am I getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it got to our recon facility, it showed up with black wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the.

[Turley]

Okay, spare tires, basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he recently purchased a 2014 truck with the same bolt pattern that had. Okay, black wheels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I follow you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So when we were looking through, like, oh, my God, where are the wheels for the gorgeous truck?

[J.D. Ryan]

We swapped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley called the driver and said, where are the wheels?

[Turley]

I called Uncle Roy first to find out who the driver was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you heard who the driver was, did you know right then?

[Turley]

I had a really good. Really good suspicion of what happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the only person in line so far that could have done it.

[Turley]

Second call was to the owner, not to the customer. Not to blame him. Just to find out, hey, when that truck left, it had chrome wheels on it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, absolutely. To the extent. Do you mean to show you. He took a video from his doorway of the car pulling out. And he said, bye, bye, truck. I'm gonna miss you. And you see our driver driving it with the chrome wheels. And you see his wife getting in our. Give me the VIN delivery car. And they drive away. And then you see it pull up on surveillance camera four hours later on a 45 minute drive with black wheels on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man. What are the odds that the guy would have a video of him driving away with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. And we got a picture of it. But they're so damn stupid. They took the picture of the customer, the guy that sold it to us with the I love. Give me the VIN sign next to the truck that has show the wheels. And they took it. They took it. They took the picture. JD this gets better and better. These people were making more money than you'd think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God, yes. They're all like a video of it actually rolling the wheels away from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vehicle between the two. That's all you're missing. And then, boy. And then he started getting on Roy's ass and said, I know where you live. When Roy fired him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna start bowing up on Roy like, I know where you live.

[Bobbo]

Well, that metasamphetamine really will make you die stone dumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so great.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know where you live. Well, I know where you're about to live.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just said, man, we're going to. It's going to be so easy. Bring me my wheels and tires back or get arrested. You've already lost your job and your wife's job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they both worked here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're going to get arrested. Give me my wheels and tires back. You ignore me. So then I posted on his Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear friends and family of. Of whoever. Of his name, whomever. Here's a. I just wrote the story in pictures. Here's what 500 reward. His dad was smart enough to see it. He knew his son was a sorry bastard. God. Anyone else? Give me the damn wheels. His dad brought him over and didn't say nothing about the 500.

[Turley]

I was surprised, actually. I thought that was going to be the question asked. So where's my 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's when we were going to start whipping in the race. That was the plan. That was the plan. When he asked for the 500, Turley was going to come over him with a potato sack. And I was going to go to beating the hell out of him with. With my fist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, tennis ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we were going to do. And then throw him over the rail. Cuz Turley tried to throw him over the rail two years ago when he got mad at him and we had to let him go. And I took up for the guy and brought him back and told Turley he was out of line. So this is twice now that Turley's wanted to kill people over stolen wheels. And I've brought them back into the fray. And Turley was right. Izzy. Yeah, same thing. Body shop. Take a sequoia over there. Turley's friends. And they stole the wheels and put other wheels on it thinking nobody would notice. God, don't be a dumbass. Is the. Is the headline of today's show.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do I hear it?

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars radio. Go to. Give me the vin.com wheels or no wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

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And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Steve in Shreveport, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen man, I've got Michael McDonald on line one and. And the fellow on the wheel story on line two. And I've got you in Shreveport, Louisiana with a 01 Subaru with 200,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

The engine only has 150.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but I'm still gonna hang up on you, okay? Because it's just not worth it. The material is better than. Oh, we lost him. See? I see. Chris, you stupid bastard. Call me with some junk ass super from Louisiana and you just wrecked my whole segment. Cause I'm jacking with junk ass cars. Go drive it off a bridge. Yeah. Holy cow, man. Get him back on the phone. DJ hell yes.

[Bobbo]

Drum it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

01 Subaru with 216. Poor guy.

[Turley]

He had no idea what he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I had the guy that had the wheels. He was on hold.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should have gone right to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I was setting it up. I got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, it really worked.

[Bobbo]

Well, timing, timing, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody knows it's you, just call him back.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna answer. Well, here's what you need to tell him. I hate to make a Threat. I hate to make a threat, but if he doesn't call in the show and talk about this on the air, then I lied about having him arrested. I lied. I'm gonna have him arrested. I'm gonna get my miles out of this, and I'm going to share this with the listeners. And we're going to break him of this stupid petty theft crap publicly or I'm going to have him arrested. So you better tell him. And I'm rowdy. If you're listening, I'm going to be nice. But you need to call in and we need to talk about the numbers 817-377-0827. And just like you told Uncle Roy, I know where you live. Hey, Uncle Roy. Good morning. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Come on in, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what part of this story am I missing?

[Caller/Guest]

You pretty well got it all. I think you know just what he told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Me look kind of. Kind of foolish.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he make you look foolish?

[Caller/Guest]

Because when Curly got a hold to the deal, he calls me and asked me who picked the cop. And I tell him. And I called Ryder and asked him what kind of wheel was on the car. And he said black. So I called Curly back. I'm standing up for route. I turn Curly, the truck had black wheels on it. Curly caused the customer, jumping the customer. So the customer sends him a video.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't jumping him. He wasn't jumping him.

[Caller/Guest]

And Curtis sent me the video, and that made me look real stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't make you look stupid. You just got lied to.

[Caller/Guest]

But I went out and lay him for Rowdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he really threaten to come to your house?

[Caller/Guest]

No. No, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he. How did he threaten you, huh? Well, tell me how. Was it an underhanded threat?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on. We want to hear all sides of the story. We've got Rowdy online to. Hold on a second. Hold on five. Line five. Line five. Hold on. I don't have a line five. There's nobody on five.

[Turley]

Four on your.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless America. I don't have a four. It goes from one, two, three, and jumps to five. Why don't you label it Rowdy and I'll see it.

[Turley]

He just hung up again.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hung up again. Okay, it was there. Okay, He's a little skittish. We've had. We've had Rowdy on the. On hold twice now, and he's thought about it and run off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call back. It's not gonna be bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't given Your last name out. And I don't plan to do it.

[Bobbo]

See, the propensity for petty crime. 1, 2. Poor, poor planning of said crime. 2, 3. Short, short, short, short, short attention span. Yeah, that spells methamphetamine.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So, Roy, something illegal going on. So, Roy, they. They. They took my truck and they stole my wheels. And then they put down with the wheels that were on the truck. The wheels that were on his personal truck. Did he swap them?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, he had to get him from somewhere. I don't know where he got him from, but he had to get him somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does he drive a truck with that bolt pattern?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay, so when you taking these, what did he say?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, he told me. He said, Mr. Roy, you know, I wouldn't lie to you. I wouldn't steal no will. I need my job. I just went, bought a truck. He said, I need my job bad. I said, I don't know whether you would lie to me or not, but I know not lying. This video is not lost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which video? The one the customer took or the one at the recon facility or the pictures or. I mean, we had so much proof, it was sick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like NASA.

[Caller/Guest]

The one that the customer took and sent throughout. It sent that early?

[John Clay Wolf]

So when. How did. Okay, you see, you know, I took all this. I put it on his Facebook, put a $500 reward on it for his friends. Okay, So I took the videos and the pictures. I posted it on his Facebook page and said, dear friends of and family of Rowdy, offer $500 reward, right? For you. For you. Label it for you to what? Mike, I've got 1, 2, 3, and 5 on my deal. Okay, what number? D.J. i can't see.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's saying five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, five. Okay, hold on, hold on. Roy. Rowdy, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, this is him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, tell me we're on the air. Tell me what happened. Tell me what happened about the wheels. I want to hear your side of the story.

[Caller/Guest]

I went. I went and collected the wheels. The im. The message where I was going to jail and all that. I couldn't. I think I can't do that, right? So I went and done. I guess done. Yalls job. Went collected. Went and collected the wheels and the cars keep me from going to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but. But why is the video that the customer, the seller took of his truck leaving and your wife getting in my car and y' all driving off? It had the wheels on it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that was a test drive. If you'll notice. You'll look if you'll blow Your push, your phone. Blow it up. Look at the Lincoln. I'm sitting in the Lincoln waiting for her to come back for the test drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then what about. What about the picture at the end in the auction, Writings on the window, and the guy's holding the I love. Give me the VIN sign and y' all are leaving. You've already paid him, and the chrome wheels are still on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could that happen?

[Caller/Guest]

You tell me. The man said he wanted to keep. The man said he wanted to keep his wheels, and I guess that's what he did. I mean, but when. Whenever it is. We just done our job, we picked.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up and I pay you for your job. Between you and your wife, I pay you. I pay you well.

[Caller/Guest]

Him on my phone, the IM and the text message that you wrote me. And I told him he's gonna have to come clean or my ass is gonna be in jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he changed the wheel in front of you, is what you're saying.

[Caller/Guest]

I didn't have anything to do with it. If he wanted to keep the tires and wheels, he should have called y' all and contacted y' all and made a deal with y' all on it that we just done our job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he. He whipped out the pit crew, and they jacked this thing up and swap wheels right there in front of you?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did it take, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, then while we were doing the. While we were doing the paperwork, if you'll pull up on that one. One picture, you can see. You can see a shadow on the other side. You can see a shadow on other side where they was working on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then the drive. The drive.

[Caller/Guest]

Pull that picture up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And look at that shadow on there and see that shadow on other side.

[John Clay Wolf]

The drive from Mansfield to Dallas is 45 minutes, but the time from when you left in his video time to when you got to Dallas was four hours later.

[Caller/Guest]

No way. No four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how long was it?

[Caller/Guest]

No way. We got in traffic right there on 360, but there wouldn't. It ain't been no four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long was it? Because you got to know. It's all time stamp, man. I'm wanting to believe you. I'm wanting to believe you.

[Caller/Guest]

It was. It was. It was not. It was not no four hours. Where I screwed up on my deal and I told the wife where I screwed up on my deal is when all that plate, all that stuff took place, I should have took it on my own to step there and call you or. Either that or Take a stuff. Take a picture and call you and let. Let Roy know is what I should have done to cover my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you recently purchased a new truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Got a new truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the bolt pattern on that truck match your truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Chevrolet, six lugs. That's all Chevrolet's coming out with now. Six lugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And did you have black wheels on your truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, my older truck. I still got them.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but the new truck.

[Caller/Guest]

No, the new trucks are born. So come on it. Okay, yeah, I got. I got four, but I got four mud grip on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you have your old black wheels still on from your old truck, right? It just looks so here's what I know you worked for us for a long time and actually, if you add up you and your wife's pay, it's pretty damn good. It's not great, but it's pretty good.

[Caller/Guest]

That's why I say I ain't had nothing, but I haven't had nothing, you know, but fun working for you guys. It's good. It's the easiest job you could ever have, right? You know, besides the pay, but I mean, far as the. That's the easiest job a man can ever have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you so.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

But you.

[John Clay Wolf]

One reason we like you is when you're inspecting the cars and picking them up at customers houses, if there's a quack windshield, if there's a dent on the fender, if there's a dent in the bumper, guess who gets the call? The manager gets the call. Rowdy calls in and says, hey, on the condition report, it doesn't say anything about this dent on the fender. On the condition report doesn't say anything about this cracked winch, little stuff. Not $3,000 worth of wheels. So what made you in that one weird moment say, you know what? I'm not going to call this in.

[Caller/Guest]

Because the man said he talked to Charlie and told Charlie that it wasn't giving enough for the truck, that he was wanting to take his tires and wheels off. And Charlie told him it is what it is. That was all y' all was going to give for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on just a second. Hang on. Ready? Uncle Roy, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear all that?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your comment?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I think he should have called me. Everything else he called me about it and I. I can't understand why he let the guy take the wheels off and didn't call me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you believe him?

[Caller/Guest]

I believe the video. The reason I believe the video because I can hear the link and crank up when they left.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right, that's the part. Hang on, let me. Hang on a second. Hang on. Hey, Rowdy. Yes, sir, he does make a good point. And he showed me that when the truck pulled out of the customer's driveway, the Lincoln, which is our delivery car, started up. And you hear it on the tape. Why would y' all start the Lincoln up if you were just going on a test drive in the Chevy?

[Caller/Guest]

That I don't know. I don't know. I don't recall the Lincoln ever firing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Roy. Yeah, he doesn't know why he started the Lincoln.

[Caller/Guest]

He started. He was leaving because I could hear on the video when the customer saying, bye bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Turley, you've talked to the customer.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good guy. Listens to the ticket. Knows you from the tickets. Yeah, he's a real guy.

[Turley]

Yes, big, big. Yes. Big fan of. Of I guess myself, apparently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he realized back when Charlie's producer shows on the ticket, okay, normal guy said, I mean, is there anything, Is there any part of this you believe?

[Turley]

The only thing I believe is that there is actually a person named Rowdy on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is it. Okay, so you don't believe it?

[Turley]

Not a damn thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on just a second. Hang on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a good story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Mike and Arlington, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, you want me to whoop that dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Let me ask Rowdy. Hold on, hold on, hold on a second. Hey, Rowdy. Mike in Arlington wants to fight.

[Caller/Guest]

Ask him, ask him. Ask him how big old fella is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Mike and Arlington, how big of a fellow are you?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. Just how big a boy are you? Stop listening to trucker tapes and pay attention to the wheels. Stay out of the Circle K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you know what? Here's the sad deal. I bet Rowdy could close the deal with a lot lizard a lot quicker than Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, Mike, is there any way that. What should I do? I've got my wheels. Hang on. Let me tell you. I've got my wheels back. I've got my tires back.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, you got them back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. See, that's the part that we haven't gotten to yet is the next morning. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hey, Rowdy. Rowdy. Who brought the wheels and tires back to us? Thank you, by the way.

[Caller/Guest]

It was my father in law. Bring them back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on.

[Caller/Guest]

I had a doctor's appointment. He dropped me off and I called Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

That I went and recovered the wheels. You ought to seen me. Had to strain and lift them, put them in the truck. Had to unrestrain the, lift them and get them out of the truck and put them in the house and sit in there and babysit them. And then had to get out the next morning, load them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're $3,000. They're worth more money than the O1 Subaru from Shreveport a moment ago. Hang on a second. So, Mike. What, What, What? What should I. You sound like a man of good reason.

[Caller/Guest]

What house is that? House on wheels. Does it have a tongue on the front of it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it does.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in Kennedale, Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Here's the deal. He. He has his father in law that brought him back, wants him to support his daughter and don't want him to lose his job. Okay, that's, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch the part where I put this?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you catch the part where I put all the videos and the pictures on Facebook?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. His Facebook page. So I said, reward $500. Friends of Rowdy, please get me my wheels back so we won't have to have him arrested. Here's the proof that he accidentally stole them.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the next morning, his father in law brought him in. Thank him. So what should I do? I need. I need you to tell me what to do.

[Caller/Guest]

How good looking is this old lady?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Just say no. I already know the answer to that. No, that won't work. That's not good. Trade.

[Caller/Guest]

Probation department. And if he screws up again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you think so? You think I should press it?

[Caller/Guest]

Call Rush Limbaugh. Probably talk to Donald Trump about this already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that's what we're going to do. We're going to have Rush Limbaugh. And he's on the ISD on. It's about time for his segment. We're going to have him come on in a minute. We're going to get to the bottom.

[Caller/Guest]

Of this and do not let him buy an AR15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Thank you, Michael. From our own tenant, Rowdy. We're going to cut you loose. We're going to keep going. Thank you for calling in. All right, I'm out of time. I got to go to break. And thanks for getting our wheels back, man. Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

You talking to me, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Thanks for getting the wheels back. I appreciate it. Roy, do you have. Are y' all all over picking up cars from getting the van today?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Keep trucking, homes. I, I enjoyed, I enjoyed the conversation. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and collect wheels on the ra.

[Caller/Guest]

Come together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now over me back.

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[Caller/Guest]

Dot com.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, JB in Houston. JB in Houston. JB In Houston, are you there? Yes, JB in Houston. 07 Silverado with 134 wheel drive crew cab. I don't know what it is. Figure it's 10,000. Maybe it's 8. Maybe it's. I don't doubt it's 12. Probably 8 to 10. So JB, since I'm on speakerphone, just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay. Yeah, I could bid more cars, but everybody just go to givemetheven.com to get us to buy your cars. This is too good. Ross in Houston. What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John, how are you doing this afternoon?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. All I want to say, first time, long time. My opinion is that even though Rowdy screwed up, I hate thieves, hate liars, blah blah blah, all that stuff. I have no respect for any of that. At the same time, if you think about it pragmatically, that dude is probably never going to try to steal from you again. Under a microscope, everything he does now.

[J.D. Ryan]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think we've got him? You think we've got him in submission mode?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I think you got him under your thumb and you know, this isn't like run like a normal company. I mean, you're the actual boss. You can make all those decisions. Like I work for Amazon, right? See, hypothetically, I got caught stealing. I'm gone. But you can make a judgment call on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here I've got a judgment call. We're hiring drivers and givemetheven.com and if you'd like a driver position, go to [e-mail] particularly in the DFW area, you know, about 300 mile range and make a pretty good wage. More. More than you might expect. Also Uber drivers and Lyft drivers. We're putting an app together at Amazon drivers. We're putting an app together so that you can grab onto us stuff and get dispatch orders. We're gonna put you guys, bring you into the fold as well. And all of this was created because of rowdy's stealing. So rowdy. Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

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[Caller/Guest]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[J.D. Ryan]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

What an interesting morning it's been. This has been like drama hour. So good.

[Turley]

Reality radio at its finest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

What's up, John? Sounds to me like you need 6 foot 2, 400 pounds of crazy coolness. Come up there and crack some skull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. What are those specs? One more time.

[Caller/Guest]

Six, two, four. £400. Crazed Kunas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazed kunas. It is crawfish season, so could you bring us some?

[Caller/Guest]

I could bring y' all some, but you got to pay for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. I mean, when have we not paid for everything we do? I paid for Bobbo's dates and he can't even close.

[Caller/Guest]

Is going for 100 a sack right now. How many sacks you want?

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So. So strip club. Do. Do you. Do you. Guilty or innocent?

[Caller/Guest]

I think stupid mistake, but no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. Guilty or innocent, Judge Wapner?

[Caller/Guest]

Guilty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, how can you call it a stupid mistake?

[Caller/Guest]

Tommy wasn't gonna get caught. But you gotta remember that I'm the one who knows. There's cameras everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. Thank you. I have Michael McDonald on line one. He hadn't called in the show in a few weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael? What's he doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael McDonald. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, Josh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's up?

[Caller/Guest]

I heard you're looking for some wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we found our wheels. We've got them back. What have you got? What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

When you feel ain't nothing real. Your best deal, baby. Good looking wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of wheels do you have, Michael McDonald?

[Caller/Guest]

Turn your life around with the wheels. I'm putting down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deals on wheels by Michael McDonald. Do you always sing when you're talking?

[Caller/Guest]

A car looks better with wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of wheels do you have, Michael?

[Caller/Guest]

I got the shin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Michael McDonald. Thank you, thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just knew there'd be what a fool believes in there somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he sounds just like himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this Doobie Brothers or who was this Doobie Brother? What a fool believes. Doesn't that go along with the whole theme of this past hour?

[J.D. Ryan]

And what Rowdy still has sweet freedom.

[Turley]

We gotta get to the shadow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shadow behind. Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're right. So go to John Clay Wolf show the picture of the truck before in the video and the picture of the truck after after the wheel theft and molestation occurred.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for those of y' all have been listening, please comment on there call in and figure out this shadow theory.

[J.D. Ryan]

The picture clearly shows the customer standing in front of the vehicle holding the I love, give me the. Give me the VIN sign. And he says behind that underneath there's clearly a shadow of people taking the wheels off. He says that's what there is. But as you look, there's. He just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want your opinion, I want the listeners opinion. Okay, go to John Clay Wolf show and, and give us your opinion. If you think there is a Martian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Under the truck, you can clearly see under the truck because of the way the sun is shining. You could just actually see on the other side. So you go look for the shadow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna give Rowdy a round of applause because if there's one man that is going to stick to a story and not break. Yeah, it is he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean if you're gonna just ride it out. Riding the storm. Turley, cue up Riding the storm out by REO Speedwagon please. Because I think that that is a relevant call. Angel in Houston, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John. Thank you for taking my call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Caller/Guest]

On my vehicle I have a 2017 Jeep Renegade that I purchased last year. Got only 12,000 miles. 12,015 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a Cherokee. And is it a four wheel drive or two wheel drive and a four cylinder or six cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a two wheel drive. It's a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a two wheel drive, four cylinder. All the renegades. Wait, wait, you're right. Hang on. I just want to pull this up in. Is it an altitude, a latitude, a sport or limited.

[Caller/Guest]

Latitude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Latitude. Four cylinder, 1.4 liter. Pull start or electric? I'm sorry, I'm being smartass. I said pull start or electric. Okay, so how many, how many miles are on it? Okay, now I think I know what she's worth. I think it's worth 12 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm assuming I'm upside down. This vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm assuming you are too. I'm sorry, I'm assuming you are too. Anybody that has a one year old Jeep Renegade, that financed it, anything, four cylinder, anything you buy new four cylinder, six cylinder. Payment cars, Kias, little cars, affordable cars. You're just upside down. You're just. I mean, you just are. There's no way around. You can see it a mile away. Hey, I've got a 2017 Altima. Yeah, you're 8 grand the day.

[Caller/Guest]

The best way to. What's the best way to. To sell this car?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wreck it. God. Don't get hurt in the accident though.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's the number today? 817-377-0827. Our normal phone number is down for technical difficulty.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had that listed on the Facebook page of John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

In case you didn't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you guys are just now tuning in, may I suggest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, did you miss that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You grab the podcast that will go up about 1 o' clock today and listen to today's show and catch all the backstory on what we got into on these wheels and everything else because it's pretty good one. We damn sure enjoyed meeting all you guys in Houston last Saturday. That came out for the listener party on our thousandth show. We're going to do something in Dallas Fort Worth soon. Don't know what we're going to call it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what's coming up? What's coming up? That would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

St. Patrick's Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Patrick's Day, perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on a Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what is that, about a month away?

[Turley]

Actually that's perfect because everybody starts drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Early in the morning, then, hey, we're doing it. St. Patrick's Day listener party. All right. The thousandth and twelfth show or something, whatever. We don't know where and when, but damn it, we're going to figure it out. My name is John Clay. Well, followed by cars on the radio. Getmethevin.com JD Bobbo Mike riding the storm out by Rowdy.

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[Caller/Guest]

I enjoyed listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is an Oreo. Is it? Yeah. No, he's got that hot. Kevin's got the little high pitch Australian accent.

[Turley]

Unless Apple music has failed me then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never have failed me. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe it's just a weird cut. Weird mix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo.

[Bobbo]

Here it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

This ain't it.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try another one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, Apple music, they're always on. Yeah. This is like some rock band.

[Bobbo]

It doesn't sound that different from the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

But listen. What's the guy's name? Kevin something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kevin Cronin.

[Bobbo]

Cronin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. If you listen to his version, it's different. 8. What's the number today? 817-377-0827. We've updated the Facebook page with all the pictures and the video of the. The theft. The theft. And we're interested in your opinion. Okay. Rush Limbaugh is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'd be the perfect guy to bring in right in talk about this whole morning, his whole situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only have one segment left on Dallas buzz. I know it's almost 11 o'.

[Caller/Guest]

Clock.

[Turley]

Remember we're looking for drivers now too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drivers and retired drivers would love really like those cuz they don't have K. You know, small children they have to run and be responsible for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Less likely to steal wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Less likely to steal wheels. Retired Drivers [e-mail] if you enjoy driving when want to make some extra money. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're an Uber guy or a Lyft driver. I need perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except you're making money all the time, not just when somebody gets in your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, actually we're gonna, we're gonna bring the Uber and Lyft squad because there's, there's automobile prostitution.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. How's that work?

[John Clay Wolf]

And well, Uber people have decided they'll prostitute their vehicles. Right. Okay. Their insurance, their fuel, their miles and their time. Right. Lyft, same thing. Favor app. These delay delivery services. Amazon prime delivery people are the same way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not just Uber anymore. So the people who have already, you know, accepted the concept of automobile prostitution, we're going to create an app to our own app where we can schedule them pickups and they can come to the. Come to our places, pick up our drivers and take them to the customer home to pick up the car. And this will decrease crime and death because the Craigslist sellers keep dying. Oh man. You know, it's happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

It has happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not. 500 is not worth dying over. No. Was it?

[Turley]

Post an ad, get stabbed, run an ad, gets it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful. Go ahead, rush limo. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Are you still have JD Ryan with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jd, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I've got to agree with him. He's right about that. That theft thing you've got going. Never, never encouraged that kind of behavior. Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And don't steal from the guy that has a syndicated radio show and hundreds of thousands of people listening. Because that's hard to outrun.

[Bobbo]

You can almost say impossible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. I mean, you know.

[Bobbo]

How are you liking the Winter Olympics?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is that a great scene as far as sports go? God, I miss football season already.

[J.D. Ryan]

These.

[Bobbo]

But look, these Winter Olympics are hard to get a grip on. Am I right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they really are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Indeed.

[Bobbo]

I have to be some sort of killary loving member of the Pro participation award crowd not to notice that the Olympics, whether it's the Summer Olympics or the spring or fall or Winter Olympics, kind of like something for everybody phenomenon. Like in football, you gotta play football. No two ways about it. It's the same with baseball or bowling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Or competitive pill eating.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Competitive pill eating. That is a hell of a sport.

[Bobbo]

No, Olympic pill eating takes a great mind to excel at it. But you've got that one sport that you excel in. I mean, you do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And there's a reason everybody loves Tom Brady and John Rocker, John McEnroe. Because they're great at their sport. Look, these Olympics are like an all inclusive reservoir for those fringe sports that just can't draw a national television audience on their own merit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Who would watch curling?

[John Clay Wolf]

Competitive pill eating.

[Bobbo]

And that spells what that's right. I think the Olympics are more than a little bit liberal. No, I mean, I'm as excited as the next guy to see these young athletes competing on a strictly amateur basis for home and country, but maybe I'm watching too much. But to me, the only saving grace of the Winter Olympics is the figure skating. Hacha. What? It's terribly exciting. I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I love the figure skating.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Besides the fact that the music has all gone to hell in a hand basket? You notice that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I've noticed.

[Bobbo]

It's still an amazing, amazing thing to watch.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are very talented.

[Bobbo]

I've even come up with a drinking game based on for those late nights when you want to really dig into a great performance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You wanna know how this work? You're Gonna Love this, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Bobbo]

You use good old Johnnie Walker Red Label for this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Red Label ice is optional.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm nervous.

[Bobbo]

And you can lighten it up by using plain Bacardi. If you're lightweight.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

Or if you're ethnically challenged. Here's how it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ethnically challenged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ask him. He'll tell you.

[Bobbo]

Well, the scotch is not for everyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, got you.

[Bobbo]

You take a big drink if a skater falls down.

[J.D. Ryan]

KO maybe.

[Bobbo]

Also, if the audience starts clapping along with the music. Two drinks if they're off the beat.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they're off the beat.

[Bobbo]

Also if Johnny Weir says something shady about a skater's comment, especially the male skaters. And two sips if Tara Lipinski does too. And take a big old Vladimir Putin sized gulp if one of the male skaters shows a woody.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's ever happened, ever.

[Bobbo]

And ever in this day and age. If one of the female skaters shows a little wood, you're obviously drunk and that means you win. Time to take a Xanax and go to bed. And you'll have a ball with this. Just watch the figure skating.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

So mix your cocktails and your Olympic viewing.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. It's the only way I can take it. And I've had a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush. You're always welcome here.

[Bobbo]

I got a triple axel right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The door is always open for you. We have. We have the Olympics on the screen right now. And it's cross country skiing. There couldn't be anything more boring to watch than people polling through the woods. GoPro a little bit. I don't even like polling when I'm skiing. It's like the worst part of skiing. And now we're watching them just pull themselves through a Trail in the woods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be like competitive lift riding.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're racing competitive lift riding.

[Bobbo]

It's like a sack ride. It's just, just, you know, takes so long to get anywhere and these guys are working their ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray, Good morning, you're on the air. Ray.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, Ray John. How you doing, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm calling from Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And I would like to have Rowdy's job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm 67, I'll be 68 in April returns. And I was forced into retirement by a stroke. I was driving a truck. I've been driving a truck 43 years and I would still be driving if I hadn't had this dead gum stroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you lost your medical for a commercial license. But are you still a licensed driver?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a licensed driver. I've got a, I've got a four speed hot rod in the garage that I drive all the time. It's just I can't pass the dot physical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Understand? Do you have it, do you have an email address? Oh, yes sir, I do email [e-mail] and send us your info and we'll line up an interview.

[Caller/Guest]

Very good, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. And buyers too. We're hiring more buyers. We're going into more markets. We actually built a buyer room number three next door. It really looks good. We're moving into it this weekend and we're going to, we're upping our game and adding more cities and all this good stuff. So we're going to be hiring more buyers for. Give me the Vince. So if anybody's interested in that, the job for that is in Fort Worth, Texas. If you live in Dallas, you will have to commute. If you live in Baton Rouge, you will have to drive and live in Fort Worth, Texas. If you live in Houston, God love Houston. We love our fans in Houston. But if you live there and you want to be a draw a buyer, forgive me the vin, you're going to have to move. You move wherever you want. But you have to drive to Fort Worth, Texas, to the office every morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nine o', clock, you gotta be here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you email me about all these ways that maybe we could work it out, I can tell you at the end of the conversation at 9 in the morning, your ass has got to be here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's going to be here until 6 at the office and then you can go where the hell you want to go. Yeah. But I can also tell you if you do move up here from, from Louisiana or Arkansas or Oklahoma, if they let you in from Oklahoma. And if you decide to live up in Dallas or Frisco and you're going to drive, you get tired of the drive. It's a commute. So. So look at apartments or homes near Fort Worth, because that's where the office is. Home is where the heart is. And this is where I'm from. And this is where we've decided to headquarter this company. I was talking to the guys on sports radio in Houston last week, right on the air. And you know, the range of Rangers are rebuilding and the Cowboys suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the this and the that. And Houston has a lot of good things going. Astros win the World Series. The Rockets are killing it. The Texans are. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you went on the air with them and used.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the only good thing coming out of Dallas right now is us 817-radio-377. 817. 377-00827. My God. We've got 330 cars lined up for the auction this week. I was up until 2:45 last night setting the run list. I mean, like I'm. I'm running.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the order.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Which is very important. We'll be back in just a minute.

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[Caller/Guest]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Sally in the Alley? What? What?

[Turley]

This is a babo request.

[Bobbo]

Far out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Is this. What's his name that did Addicted to Love?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Robert Palmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it. Was he part of the nitty? He never was knitted, did he? What was he in?

[Bobbo]

Was he Power station?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in. He was himself. He got famous with Addicted to Love. Real famous with Addicted to Love. But that stealing Sally from the alley is sneaking Sally. Yeah, that's the.

[Turley]

That's from that doctor.

[Bobbo]

Doctor. Give me the news. That's brother.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's from that album, which ironically has a similar photo to Bobbo's girlfriend that's on the Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the eyes. Yeah. Blacked out. Yes. Pull up Sally to the alley when you get a chance. That. Because that song. To Rowdy Stealing the Wheels from the Alley.

[Bobbo]

It's the same song.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. Oh, it turns into it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This. This is that one. It's long song. It's like 10 minutes.

[Bobbo]

You've obviously never listened to the album.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a good one, though.

[Bobbo]

It's great stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I've heard this song where it goes into the whole deal. So it turns into stealing salary. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Sneaking Sally down the alley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep saying. Well, I keep saying stealing. Because the topic of today's show is driver theft, which is unfortunate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happens every once in a great while.

[John Clay Wolf]

817-377-0827.

[J.D. Ryan]

It. You got mileage out of it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a lot of miles. We did get miles out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got our wheels back. We got miles out of it. We had fun. The listeners enjoyed it. I've got them a run street truck wheel stolen. In the drama that went with it. Could be meaty content. Well, I think that that was correct. I think that was me content. We have a 2017 Lamborghini Gallardo in the lane. This week's 400, hundred thousand dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did it come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a secret, man. I can't give up. My sources. Came from a. Give me the VIN customer. The dealers at the auction that we sell at are complaining that we're stealing the oxygen out of the room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody really say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I totally get it, man.

[Bobbo]

Because I've seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been down there when that happens. You guys have this huge dog and pony and carnival show going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell every single car.

[J.D. Ryan]

And yes, win, lose or drop, Everything's in. All the people and all the activity. And then you walk 50ft to the next lane, and it looks like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. They're just down. They're just sad people.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just.

[J.D. Ryan]

They feel like they've lost their very best friend. But I can see why they pull the oxygen out of the room. That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

So true. You know what's weird is when I came back from Vernon and there's three of those guys, maybe four, One of them I really like, but there's three of them that I went to. These guys that run the other auction lanes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That do what we do. That I went to. To try to get re established with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't have any money. I had to start back over. I was like, hey, you know, I know how to do this. I'm gonna get back into it. I got out of it. I got in the new car business. I got hurt. I got divorced. I got embezzled. I failed.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to start up over. This was only seven or eight years ago. And they all turned me down.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've come a long way.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all turned me down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They all Turned me down.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's their oxygen supply? That's my line of the week, man. He's pulled the oxygen out of the room. And it's so true. It's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all turned me down. I think that's been part of my drive. Really, really, really bothered me. The guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

The guys you thought were your friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think they were my friends, but I knew that they respected me for what I know what you could do. And there's one of them in particular that had a similar situation. And he got broke and he got drunk, and he went to rehab, and he came back about 45 and started over. And he had to go what we call drafting or flooring off of one of his old competitors. It was just kind of a thing you do, you know, take care of a guy that is on a comeback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them would give me a.

[Turley]

Shot because they were scared. That's really the truth. I mean, I'm serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

They knew where he was going and didn't want him to come.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them in particular, actually, we. When Turley was going through his training, training world to get to where he is, we sent him to an auction in Abilene one day. And it was this time of year, it's like, buy the damn cars. Buy the damn cars. And there's a guy that. He's like me. He's a savant at this, if you want to call it, as best as his game at what we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he took Turley for several rounds, and it cost us about $15,000. Yeah. And Turley was green. He got his teeth cut in that day. But that guy knew he was my guy, right? He beat him into a pulp, and.

[Turley]

I was too stubborn to let go. It was just bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was experience. So how was your oxygen supply that day, Turley? It was gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what you need to do next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get you. Did he get you in a choker hold?

[Turley]

Yeah, I was a sleeper.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think that should we feel bad if we're taking any oxygen out of his part of the room? No, no.

[Turley]

I think he needs to get some scuba gear, don't you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

You go get the oxygen masks, the ones that have been used for the airliners, and you put one on every one of those desks. Next week, when this drops down, you may want to grab it.

[John Clay Wolf]

James and I. Oklahoma. Good morning, James. Oklahoma, James. Hello. Hey. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just. I'm getting up and I'm drinking.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations. Thank you for calling in and sharing your party with us.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm doing. Glad y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller/Guest]

Rock and roll.

[Bobbo]

Rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you nipping on, boss?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you drinking?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? What kind of beer?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, m. Milwaukee's best right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it? Right. It's 11:15. What time did you get started on this beer? I'm going to say you got started on this beer at 8, 8:30 this morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, about that time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like your radio station. I'm 57 years old and I started rocking, rolling back in about 1976.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And.

[Caller/Guest]

They had some good radio stations on, but not like this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who dialed your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I hear what you're saying, James, in the broken words you're using. I've heard this before. What you're saying is this show on Saturday morning reminds me you of that late 70s FM vibe that you used to hear of. Loose, loose lip radio jocks and fun and not scared to talk about real stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm glad you pointed that out because I know I met about 300 people last week in Houston that feel the same way. And I'm glad that we're a place for everybody to get together on Saturday and, and have a good time and relax and feel like they're amongst friends.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I. I had a motorcycle wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

In Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long ago?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, 1980.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did street get bad?

[Caller/Guest]

It shattered my skull.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're thinking alcohol is the best way to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it, jd. Let this man be happy. We're not gonna listen to you happy. I know it. JD's a recovered alcoholic, so he always has to dive in on everybody and try to take the fun out of it. He likes to steal. He likes to steal the oxygen out of the room.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true. I'm trying to keep to save this guy's life.

[Bobbo]

That's just part of why we have JD on the show. It's campfire time on the on the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let your listeners die off.

[Bobbo]

Roady's getting some stuff ready for us to put on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, would you rather be sober, completely sober, never be able to drink again, or would you rather be dead?

[Bobbo]

That's a good answer.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, usually I drink 10 point beer from a liquor store.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's our answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got your answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with you, James. You keep drinking and you keep enjoying yourself. Don't drive. Don't get.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I don't have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep rocking and rolling. Keep tuning in and. And when you pass, I want you to tell your heirs, friends, whoever's going to handle your funeral, whenever, if it's 20 years from now, 10 years from now, whenever it is that to let us know because I'm going to do a eulogy for you on the air and it's of a super fan. You're a super fan. All right.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll call in my obit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks, James. Seats are.

[Turley]

I mean, it's just like the drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump and drunk Melania there really was 2006, I study for the test and become a US. It's just like it. 817. The number today is 817. 3770827.

[Turley]

I feel drunk right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giving it one thing to drink.

[Bobbo]

It kind of came through the speakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may have to re.

[J.D. Ryan]

Establish my sobriety after that call.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was serious too. Would you rather never be able to drink again or die? He's happy where he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let him go.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's happy where he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let him go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. I'm so serious. We're gonna do his obit when it's time.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's got seven years left. More than David Lee Ross.

[Bobbo]

I'm just gratified. They have ten point beer somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What does a ten point beer it.

[Turley]

Tastes like it's good German beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stuff like that. Yeah, it's really 10 point beer in Oklahoma. I thought it was half beer. That's why I said the liquor store.

[J.D. Ryan]

The liquor store.

[John Clay Wolf]

The liquor store store.

[Turley]

You can't buy it in the grocery store.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. We actually buy cars on the radio on Saturday mornings a lot of times, but today our phone's screwed up. You can go to givemetheven.com anybody in this listening area. We will send drivers in most of the listing areas to come pick it up. If not, we'll meet the closest metro area. Like I'm not going to Pecos, Texas to pick up a piece of a 500 car, but we would go to Pecos, Texas to pick up a hummer or a good diesel truck.

[Turley]

We're going out to Midland here soon for a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Midland, Texas. Good morning, Corpus. Good morning, Colleen. The. The Viper. No, not the Viper. The Dodge Demon guy last week that sold us this car for 105,000. He. He won't work. Hey, can I call you back? Can I call you back? He's not committing on his end of the day deal. Isn't that too bad? I hate that when that Happens, it happens. He'll call back. They typically do. But sometimes when we have to back the price up, then they don't like that. You know, we just want to do business. We want to buy cars. We buy several hundred cars a week and that's what we do. So when you call in or go to give me the van, we're not.

[Turley]

Just giving you a price?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not like one of those cheerleader services just talks about it. We're here, we're right. Writing a check, sending a wire, making your payoff, taking possession, doing the deal and actually doing what we say we do. And if you don't believe it, go Google, give me the VIN reviews and look around. I mean, we have hundreds of customers. Mike and Beaumont, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Man. How could, how could James be 57? It's now. Sounds like he's been rocking and rolling since the was 58.

[John Clay Wolf]

James had had a few pops this morning. Nah, just a couple. What's on your mind, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I heard you mention Johnny Winter earlier in the show.

[Turley]

Yeah, yeah, Rush did.

[Caller/Guest]

Rush did the figures care commentator. Yeah, I was wondering, he's got like a new overnight popularity and I was thinking, thinking maybe he could start doing like some old school commercial with some modern day flair. Yeah, like, like you know, doing the old Reese's cup commercial where he says, hey, you got your peanut butter in my chocolate and I don't mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[DJ Prek]

This Keith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Keith, what's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Not much.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air?

[Caller/Guest]

Yep. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, talk to me.

[Caller/Guest]

I won't say nothing dirty then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. What's on your mind?

[Caller/Guest]

I got a 2010 F150XLT, four door, metallic black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

81, 816 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right off the top of my head I'm thinking 10 GS. Okay, what are you thinking?

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[Caller/Guest]

That'S what I've looked and seen, but I looked on other, I don't know, I guess car dealerships jack them up. I've seen some for 14 and 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I mean, yes. Yeah, they jack them up, that's for sure. Is it a 4, 6 or a 5 or which engine's in it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the 5 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me look at something real quick. I'm gonna look it up. So it's a two wheel drive, 5 liter XLT black, two wheel drive with 85 mid-80s on the miles. Does it have a clean carfax? Do you know? Tell Me this what is. Let's assume it does. Does it need any love? Does it need. Does it have a Louisiana package, a whiskey dent and a busted windshield?

[Caller/Guest]

It is dip free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 11 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Let me send you a picture and give you the. I guess I'll get my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to go go to give me the VIND and load it up. But tell me what buys it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm assuming I'd have 14 for it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That buys. Okay, you're gonna need to run an ad, but don't get stabbed. Okay, but I'll, I will, I will give 11 and I might give 12.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the thing. Do you have a title or do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, it's clear and free.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the neat thing with me is it won't be rowdy showing up up to pick up your car, but someone else.

[Caller/Guest]

I understand that but. But we might take the wheels off.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will, but we will show up and pay you promptly and. And trouble free. And I mean it's just the smoothest, cleanest deal. It'd be like ordering a pizza. So if you'll take 12 grand for that truck, load it into givemetheven.com and let's get it bought and get it picked up. Or you call calling from Gainesville, Texas. I know where that is. It's not far. It's not far. So think about it. I'll buy your truck. I'll get you paid. 800. 800. No, no, no, no, no. 817-377-0827 this morning or get the number off of the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And all the stories and pictures of Bobbo's affair and the. The thievery and a lot of in the pictures from the radios, the listener party last week are all on that John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and also a link to the podcast that'll go up about 1 o'. Clock. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com so easy.

[Bobbo]

You can do it in your underwear. Hey.

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[John Clay Wolf]

We had a caller, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come in a minute ago to correct me, okay. From West Texas. Deep, deep West Texas. And she's right, funny. The program guy from the Midlands classic rock station room, right? He. He's told me that week one, he's like, it's not Pecos, it's Pecos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pecos.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I knew that. I just forgot. But she. She called and say, it's not Pecos, it's Pecos.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. All right, so we have to straighten out Pekis.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got it straightened out. This is Aretha Franklin for those of y' all who are not in the know. And it's a cover of a Beatles song that she might have done better than the Beatles.

[Bobbo]

That's the Queen of Soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. I like this better than their version.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like our logistics department. It does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

See that doing the little shuffle sideways to the right? We should do that. Make a little music video of everybody up here.

[Turley]

Oh, they jam in there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll go in. Joe in Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[J]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we haven't done much, but we've been cutting up a lot.

[Caller/Guest]

And, man, it's fun. Every Saturday morning, I run Hot Shot, man. And I. I live to come out and Saturday morning run a little Hot Shot. Y' all crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Knowing you guys are out there makes a big difference. And meeting them in person, a lot of our, you know, real fans last Saturday was overwhelming, to say the least. It's. It. I. I always thought there was a lot of you guys out there because a lot of people, we all share the same kind of sense of humor and. And that's why you're there. Okay, you got a 13 Lexus RX350.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has 105 on the clock. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say like a metal blue. Bluish, grayish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We call that loser blue. That's fine. Is it an all wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, if it's like gunmetal blue, it's not loser blue. Loser blue is baby blue or not baby blue.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that is loser blue. But I wasn't on the car. That was baby blue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have factory navigation no sunroof leather. All right. It's got 90 on 103 on the clock. I think it's worth 12 G's.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just maybe, maybe 13.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. If it hadn't do what you did me good on my 06 bed a couple years back and I just thought I'd call you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles were on the vet?

[Caller/Guest]

83.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And 15. You gave me a 20. 21 for it. It was pretty damn good. That came out pretty good on that one. I think I actually got a 14. I actually got a 14 with 33 right now. 014 convertible. Black on black, black rims, yellow calipers. What are we looking at?

[J.D. Ryan]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

May will be a year. I haven't had it a year yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, keep it. You don't want to sell it, do you?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not really. I don't. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now this 13 Lexus with 100 with no nav is worth mid teens. In the lower end of mid teens. So 13, 12, 13. I don't think I'd give 14 since it's turned 100. I'd try though if. If 14 would buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll take a look.

[Caller/Guest]

I got 18 on it right now, so I'll be upside down. Four, but I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hell, that's three weeks of running your truck. You can cover it. 817-377-0827. Today is our number because our phone, our 800 number screwed up a gazillion mile. Dodge truck. Speaking of hot shotters, Don, are you a hot shotter?

[Caller/Guest]

Am I a hot shot or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 300000 miles. I figured you must be running up down the highway with a. Pulling. Pulling stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

I used to chase hail storms, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo used to chase tail until he realized he didn't know how to skin it. Boy. Oh, that just came out of the bl. Oh. See, I've been busting his balls for two weeks straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best hundred dollars I ever spent, Bob. Hey, don't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What city in Louisiana?

[Caller/Guest]

St. Francisville. It's just north of Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm familiar.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's a historic town. Yeah, yeah. Got plantations everywhere. Does they film a lot of movies here too?

[John Clay Wolf]

300,000 miles on a two wheel drive. Even though it's a five nine. I'm guessing it's a five nine. I think. Yeah. 07 is when it was a switch. I'm four grand, maybe five.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

The four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four? Yeah. Four or five grand.

[Caller/Guest]

See, I just put four grand in it in brand new ejectors.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to. And I believe you because I have done the same thing. And here's the problem. If I buy that truck, let's say you hadn't done that, and the injectors fail on me. I have to. It cost me three to 3,500 to do the injectors and. And anybody else that buys it. And that's why it could just only be worth so much. I mean, they're like that Cummins engine lasts forever. Well, the block will and the pistons will, but there's parts around it that won't. And it's expensive as hell. Well, good luck with it. Let me know if you want to sell it.

[Caller/Guest]

That's what I asked my mechanic. I said, you know, how long will it go with these new injectors? He goes, well, you went 312,000 miles on the first set.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, it's just a deal. Do you want to get rid of it? Then that's what it's worth. If you want to drive it for. Not for. Until the wheels fall off of it, that's probably your best bet.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, thank you much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. 817-377-0827. That number's posted on our Facebook page. If. If I'm saying it too fast, I know it's hard to remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did Randy, the little. Did he come by at all today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember. Randy. He's over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, there he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is pissed.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's he, mad? Oh, really?

[Turley]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the chipmunk has been drinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quiet.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's why you've been seeing a lot of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm taking.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

What?

[Bobbo]

What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I'm taking witches having a joke. What are you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You drunk, buddy?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

It takes one to no one, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't understand what he's saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, it takes one to no one, Turley. Now he's just laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you. What have you been drinking? Randy's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you so.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I mean, we just got back from Mardi Gras.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mardi Gras.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

We had a hell of a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just ended.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

That was Houston.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we were in Houston.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

You remember Houston?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we were in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you were. But you were in New Orleans.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah, we had to go to Mardi Gras.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you went to Mar.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I always go to Mar. We go down and get you some bees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mar Ended Tuesday. You're still drunk.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

In our culture, in the emerald Emerald. Amateur world, animal world, it's the men that get the beads.

[J.D. Ryan]

The men get the beads?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Yeah.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Oh, ladies. Squirrels and chipmunks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? The squirrels and chipmunks.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Rabbits.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rabbits.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And even see the peacock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even the peacocks.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[DJ Prek]

What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey, look out for peacocks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look out for peacocks.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Because you know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Because the peacock, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Will.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Will pick you to dance.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah. They don't eat chipmunks.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't eat.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

No, they only eat bugs and corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, you are toasted, dude.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

What the hell do you mean by that? But you know, out of all the. Of all the mouths in. In the bird. In the bird world, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Peacocks have the most dangerous peckers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

They'll pick you right to death.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll pick up you.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah. They can get a eye at 4ft, cuz it got a long neck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big long neck.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Anyway, screw the peacocks. No, will you get those beads.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to go on the parade floats, ride the beads.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Everybody comes around for all the part.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of the world, all the party world.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And gets your beads.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And come up and they shake your beads at you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Millions of beads.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And then you show them your nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Don't think that's the way it works.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

No, but because in amateur Texas chipmunk and I brought a sack of pecans.

[J.D. Ryan]

You brought a second.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

We get a lot of beads.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Texas pecans you brought with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I had so many beads.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I had to mail a bunch of them back to myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you did? Up here in Fort Worth, you had to mail them?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, why?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I'm gonna be the Bead King.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It sounds like you had a blast.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Damn right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But why didn't you stop drinking Tuesday? Because Wednesday was, you know.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay. What bad happen?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, here's what happened. Me and Rusty, you and Rusty, your.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Friend, we were gonna come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna come back on.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

On Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what Sunday?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

What day is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, this is now Saturday. And Mardi Gras ended on Tuesday.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Okay, okay. And what happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what happened?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

We got as far as Beaumont.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beaumont.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And apparently nobody told me. The people in Beaumont.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

That Mardi Gras was over.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are some people.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

We didn't party our nuts off, period.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do carry it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

They make a party in Beaumont.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. I had a party in Bot.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was great.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did you get that I want to know how you got there.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I don't know how we got back. It might have been an Uber.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uber?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Do you know about your Ubers?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard of Ubers. I didn't know they picked up chipmunks.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Yeah, you get on your phone, you push an Uber.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got Uber.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And they come on and say, hi, my name is Rockshada.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And bring us all the way back to Fort Worth. We supposed to pay him?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're supposed to pay him.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

And Rusty showed him his nuts. Then he kicked us out of the car.

[Bobbo]

Oh, jeez.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Mardi Gras is awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Y' all ever been in Marty Grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy, will you run to Whataburger and get us some taquitos?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord, he'll never.

[Caller/Guest]

Hell yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll never come back.

[Caller/Guest]

Taquito.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Shit is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I'm hungry as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's some money. Here's a hundred.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you run to get everybody some taquitos?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

It's okay if I buy a cord for my cell phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I'm almost out of battery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay, thank you.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

See ya. 817-377-0827 or just go to givemethevin. Givemethevin.com and you can also just load your license plate in there and our system will decode the VIN off of that if you don't want to mess with the vin. But send some pictures in there. We want to buy your car. That's what we do best. Damn car buyers in this side of the Mississippi.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a drunk chipmunk and a crazy rooster and wheel thieves and just all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kinds of weird everybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Podbean Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last segment of today's presentation, gentlemen. Bob O. It's almost over.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did the day go?

[John Clay Wolf]

JD until 2:45. Setting the run list for Wednesday. And I'm whipped. And then I had to get up at 7 o', clock, do a conference call.

[J.D. Ryan]

The order of the cars at the auction is the run list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why two o' clock in the morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there are 350 of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have to do it just right. You have to place them in the right place at the right time. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like a show. Like. Like a parade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have certain floats in certain places.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes Sense.

[Turley]

Certain ladies can't dance with other ladies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand. It's all show. It's all presentation. That's why you're sucking the oxygen out of the room. That's one of the other people in one of the other lanes said. I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I learned that from a dear friend of mine named Bob Holinshed. And he's been quite the mentor to say the least. But he used to tell me how important it was, and I wasn't listening to him. I heard him and I thought it was cool. But the more you get into it, the more you notice the differences in change the reaction. Okay. It. It becomes an obsession. What is the run order?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the run order.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very important.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous because you're competing against all these other lanes, which are like booths at the fair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. So somebody hasn't seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want to be Fletcher's corn dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Where people are lined up 19 different deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've got to do it just right.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense. It's a show, it's a presentation, and you want to keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good old fashioned Jewish merchandising. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want to blow all your good stuff and then have nothing. You want to. Yeah. Make it a flow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And the buyer for this car would be a good buyer for that car.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's already right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's. And then those transitions, man. I mean, man, those transitions coming off of that kind of car into this kind of car, then you got to put the right kind of transition car where maybe both the person between the transition be interested. So that car does. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it makes you crazy. I sat up until 2:45 last night, and last week I sat up until 2:30. Do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You overslept the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Overslept the show. Then he slipped in the street on the way over in the rain. God, what a morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this run order thing is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyone can help you? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah. I mean, Turley helped me for a long time. He'd block it out and get it 80 there, sometimes a hundred. It was a lot easier when the runs were shorter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now it's. Turley's busy doing something else. And I've got a new guy that's very experienced in the car world. But what we're teaching him, he's not used to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not there yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it, you know, it's kind of. Mike, it's weird that when you're trying to teach people this, they don't get it. And all that time you spent on those conference calls and all that, you know, you've sat around and studied and studied and studied and studied, and now you kind of know your s. And it's funny. It's funny. It's good for you. Hard work pays off. Valerie. Good morning.

[J]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Almost.

[J]

Good afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. Almost. How are you?

[J]

Well, I'm doing okay. However, I'm a little hurt that you said my Dallas Cowboys suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do. I mean, they're mine too. They're mine too.

[J]

They are your team too, and you say they suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very disappointed. I'm very disappointed.

[J]

Okay, well, that's a kinder way to say it. But the year before last, when Dak was a rookie, it was great quarterback. Okay, well, you gotta love them always, not just when they're doing good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love them still. I did give up my season tickets this year because I. I can't. I can't take the heartbreak. Have you been in a bad relationship where they just keep breaking your heart? I just can't take it. It's bad for my blood pressure. Right. I'm not walking away, but I'm taking a break. I took the kids and I moved out of the house. We're living on the other side of town and we're just visiting on, you know, Wednesdays for dinner.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not you, it's us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

But Texas Rangers for years. For years.

[J]

Look, may I just say that I'm not a Houston fan, but talking to a Houston fan or a Green Bay fan, it doesn't matter. I don't never tell them their team sucks.

[Bobbo]

You know, you ought to try it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to try it. It's good. It'll make you feel good.

[Bobbo]

Great conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the Green Bay. I have. I have a fundamental issue with Green Bay because I'm. I'm still upset about the damn catch.

[Turley]

Boy. And in the Super Bowl. And did you see what happened in the Super Bowl?

[John Clay Wolf]

It happened again.

[Turley]

And guess what?

[J.D. Ryan]

What? The other way.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a catch. Theirs was a little bit cleaner. That's the same thing. It was very, very, very similar. But there's was a touch cleaner. Touch cleaner.

[J]

But the Cowboys are going to all the way this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Valerie. I mean, some call me a dreamer. I. I appreciate your. I. I love it. I hope you're right. I. I just. I just. I just can't take the heartbreak. I know that sounds like a. I just can't. It just. It kills me so Anyway, I, I, I hope you're right. I'm not a bandwagon fan. I'm a fan, but, but I'm always, I'm ready for Jason. Jason Garrett is nice of a guy. He is. He. How many times we've been in the playoffs early the past 10 years.

[Turley]

There's a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Year before the Green Bay game.

[Turley]

Yeah, there's been three times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't mean round one, I mean real playoffs.

[Turley]

Well, 2014 was a real run, right? That's the last real run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J]

Valerie, I'm certainly on Jones's side with, you know, supporting the flag, our troops banding with blue and our other emergency responders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm, I'm all about all of it. Where are you from?

[J]

Well, I'm, I'm over here in Piot, which is outside of Pecos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pecos. Not Pecos, but Pecos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pecos.

[J]

Yeah. And it's Piote, not peyote.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. Bobbo, you can't eat her.

[Bobbo]

There is a difference. There is a difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far are you from, say, Midland driving?

[J]

Oh, about 65 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm glad that we have a new female listener out in the middle of Peyote, Texas. Yes.

[J]

I've been listening to you the last couple of Saturdays, and I really wanted to ask you. My dad has a 55 Cushman motor scooter off the top of your head, is it restored? He did have it restored just two, two years ago. Two and a half years ago. New paint, all that kind of stuff. Tune up. My dad's the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd be lying.

[J]

8, 000 miles, I'd be lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like a greenie wagon? Like the golf course?

[J]

It's got the wheelbarrow size tires. It has the running board, suicide clutch gear shifter on the side of the tank. It has like the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's what the elementary janitor ran around at school. Yeah. Hey, Randy's back.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I still got $40 left. I'll buy it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd the 60 bucks go?

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

I want to speak tacos. I'll buy that. Mar.

[J]

Is that that squirrel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana.

[Randy (Drunk Chipmunk)]

Do I look like a damn squirrel?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a drunk chipmunk.

[J]

Sounds like a squirrel to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Well, if you got to know him well, he is a squirrel. I appreciate you calling in. We got to keep courage good. Go cowboys. I'm with you. Go cable. Go cowboys. Now, this is the best named town in the entire state of Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are a lot of really Good ones. Which one is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumbass.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not dumbass.

[Turley]

Rowdy from there, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I love it. Dumas, Texas. Right there on the New Mexico. Jack, how far is D. Zumas from the New Mexico line?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably 40. Let me think. Probably 45 miles, 50 miles. Air miles. Probably right up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty close.

[Caller/Guest]

And Oklahoma is about the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been there all your life?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I moved there when I was seven, but I've been there most of my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any dumbass Texas jokes? I mean. I mean, I'm sure you've heard people make that stupid comment all for so long, it's. You roll your eyes. Are there any good jokes that have come out of it?

[Caller/Guest]

Not. Not that I know of, but it's been kind of comfortable my whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dumas. Ah. Unbelievable. Dumas. Dumas. French. It's French for the panhandle. Is that. Is that. Is that feedlot country? I know it is. I'm pretty sure it is, isn't it? Cattle feedlot country?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we got. We got a. Probably half a dozen around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They smell so good.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. It's not like Hereford, though, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hereford's loaded. A 14 challenger RT with 30 and a roof. Is it leather?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's not an RT. Plus, it's not a shaker. It's not SRT. Okay, 30. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Red. Red for the white stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which red? Dark red. Like fire engine red or burgundy? Ish. Red.

[Caller/Guest]

No fire engine.

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the white stripe looks good, but it's cloth. But it does have a factory sunroof in it. It has a clean carfax and no cattle have run into it and screwed.

[Caller/Guest]

No, No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so far away from me. It's gonna cost me 400 to get it here, maybe five, because I gotta send drivers all the way up there. No, no, no, no. We've got that Amarillo crew that picks up out of Amarillo. How far are you from Amarillo?

[Caller/Guest]

45 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So they can run up there and pick it up, then parked it, and then car transport will swing through and pick it up. Yeah. Yeah. So it's not as bad as it was. I'll give $19,000 for it.

[Caller/Guest]

19,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I've been asking 23 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you gotta. You got a buyer at 19,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. I'd give out the number. Let's turl. You weren't there for the comedy, but my hose slapping on the block. Every time we sell a car, I take this big black hose and slap the hell out of the countertop. Makes that popular here. And I finally beat the top off of the. I beat the top off of the wall off the block. Oh, wow.

[Turley]

Did you know that I saw some photos, but I didn't realize what that was about. Now I know it makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The whole auction block. And yes, I mean, it punched a hole in it through the format. Micah. But worse than that, it. It slowly, over the past several months, slapping that thing. It's just beat all the nails out of everything and the whole, like the computer the auctioneer looks at, it was all done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they rebuilt it this week with two by sixes and they put it. They put stainless steel top on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll see if that holds.

[Bobbo]

Home Depot. Fix it yourself. It's a classy move, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a classy move, Rat. Remember, sell us your car. Givemetheven.com if you don't. If you don't have your VIN number and you know your license plate, do that. We want to buy them, we'll come to you. We'll pick them up, we'll pay for them. Look at our reviews online. It speaks for themselves. And thank you guys for listening. Thanks again, Houston fans for coming and meeting us. We will do it in Dallas on. On St. Patty's stinking.

[DJ Prek]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. Let's get.

[Caller/Guest]

Sam.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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