#138 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/03/18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #138 (03/03/18)

Aired: February 13, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show serves up its trademark rowdy blend of car talk, listener calls, irreverent observations, and comedic banter. John and crew riff on everything from buying exotic cars (including Beyoncé’s Rolls-Royce and the new Dodge Demon) to the ins and outs of used car appraisals, wild listener stories, and occasional detours into Texas/Oklahoma oil booms, clergy tax loopholes, and “creative” truck restoration. Spike it with music, running jokes about staff absences and lawyers, playful mockery (“sellthatmobile”), and the show’s signature call-in games—this is Saturday morning radio in all its unfiltered glory.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

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1. A Summer Morning Feelin’, Cool Cars & “Stuntin”

• John opens the show (01:43)
  • “Feels like summer morning, man… when I walked outside, it just slung wood right in my britches.” – John Clay Wolfe (02:00)
• Banter about driving a yellow Dodge Demon and Beyoncé’s family Rolls-Royce (02:15–03:07, 09:19–10:08)
  • Confirmed: it’s actually Beyoncé's dad’s car—purchased and now part of John’s collection.
  • John jokes about “stuntin’,” music video shoots, and driving flashy cars outside his usual auction habitat.
• “Letting the girls out of the strip club”: metaphor for taking exotic cars out in public (03:46)
• “We’re just rich and we drive them around, man.” – John Clay Wolfe (04:22)
• Uncle Roy stories: nostalgia and humor about family car traditions (04:41–05:41).

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2. Buying and Selling Cars On Air (Constant Theme)

• Caller Appraisals & “GiveMeTheVIN.com” Pitch
  • John bids on vehicles live, walking through offers with callers (06:24–09:05, 12:35–14:05, 18:00–20:04, throughout).
  • Notable negotiation: GMC truck caller, “Because you’re just a hard-driving, deal-grinding Johnson County son of a bitch.” – John (08:03)
  • Calls on lifted Sequoia, oddball projects (restorable Porsches, rare haulers), and high-mileage trucks.
• The Value of High Mileage Cars
  • Repeated rants on the dangers of “200,000 mile crap” (39:15, 69:05, and the legendary on-air buyer-room meltdown).
  • “Somebody needs to wake the F up and figure out how to buy cars and quit being a dumbass.” – John (70:24)

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3. Show Characters & Running Gags

• Show regulars:
  • JD Ryan, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K (dubbed for being “half white, half black”), Uncle Roy, Bobo (absent; rumors he’s “on strike” with an entertainment lawyer).
• Randy the Chipmunk – Returns from Mardi Gras, regales everyone with a drunken animal kingdom bead story. (18:34–23:02)
• Staff banter: Headliners, lawyers, missing producers, “painfully white,” and more.

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4. Vehicles of Note

• Beyoncé’s Rolls-Royce:
  • “When my wife found out we bought Beyoncé's Rolls… she just died. Like one of those passing out goats.” – John (10:11, 10:16)
• Dodge Demon (John’s personal car):
  • Detailed discussion of the car’s arrival, features, and risk of “killing yourself” behind the wheel (61:10–62:27).
  • 0–60 acceleration, “red key for 840hp,” and waiver required at purchase.
• “Cattle Drive” Hauler Project:
  • A custom, fully Western-themed 1956 truck—murals, hauler bed, big block engine.
  • Soliciting listener input for the restoration’s headliner: “Should we use red, Texas flag, leather, tooled fabric?” (33:09–35:08, 42:29–44:54)
  • Facebook photos referenced, audience ideas range from calfskin to a fiber optic “night sky.”
• SellThatMobile/“Buy That Bitch” Mobile:
  • Brainstorming names for a mobile car-buying Sprinter van—“Sell That Mobile” wins out. (46:01–47:41)
  • Listeners jump online to claim possible .com domains, leading to a squatter subplot and jokes about trademark disputes. (87:00–88:09)

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5. “Black, White, Latino or Other” Game

• DJ Pre K runs the infamous guessing game based on news crime stories (29:36–32:43).
  • E.g., suspects jumping a fence into a police station parking lot: “Well, the statistics are wrong, man. 28-year-old Marwan Al Ibadi and 29-year-old Salma Horay.” (32:43)
  • Banter about stereotypes, racial humor, and listener interaction.

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6. Listener Calls – Lightning Round

• Dozens of fast-paced on-air appraisals—trucks, Ferraris, Sonatas, Sequoias, GTOs, RVs (RP: 92:25, 92:36, 113:19, 137:01).
  • True value vs. wishful “payoff” delusions properly skewered.
  • Frequent call-out: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, load it up, get paid today!”

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7. Industry, Regional, and News Jokes

• Oil Field Economy:
  • Listeners from West Texas report an oil boom exceeding the pre-crash era: “Twice as heavy” as before (143:39).
• Pastor/Clergy Tax Loopholes:
  • “Clergy hustler” segment on pastors, tax-exempt cars, jets, and the blurry definition of ‘legitimate’ church.
  • Call-ins from lawyers clarify IRS rules (132:30–135:06).
• News bits: Drunk flights (154:56), Uber drivers, Scotland booze tax, LL Bean’s gun policy.

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8. Memorable Quotes & Moments

• “It’s just legalized gambling... If you say you win on every sports bet, you’re just a damn liar, right? I lose all the time.” – John (36:03)
• “It’s like a Mexican calling another Mexican bad words, or a white guy calling a bad... yeah, he’s from Johnson county, redneck to redneck, I can call him whatever I want.” – John (06:57)
• “You can polish a turd till it shines, still a turd.” – Listener from Odessa (140:21)
• “The day of the free Mexican is coming gone. This ain’t Roots, baby. Everybody’s getting paid.” – John (74:42)
• “Some coon ass from Lafayette, Louisiana helped us and worked it out. That’s why a lot of good music comes from down there.” – John (47:03)
• “Shoot beans at him through a bean hole.” – Caller on clergy scammers, illustrating colorful Texas justice. (132:16)

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9. Show Tone & Style

• Warm, bawdy, rapid-fire and Southern-accented, this is infotainment with a no-BS, working man’s point of view.
• Frequent lampooning, affectionate trash talk among the crew, and playful edginess.
• Musically eclectic, often using songs as segment openers or themed jokes.

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Notable Segment Timestamps

• Cool Cars/Opening Banter: 01:43–04:41
• Beyoncé’s Rolls Debuts: 02:53, 09:19–10:16, 101:22
• Dodge Demon Talk: 02:10, 09:42–10:08, 61:10–62:27
• Randy the Chipmunk Segment: 18:34–23:02
• Lightning Car Appraisal Segment: 92:25–94:15
• High-Mileage Car Rant (Epic): 39:15, 69:05–70:46
• Headliner Restoration Brainstorm: 33:09–35:08, 42:29–44:54
• Banter/Mockery about “SellThatMobile” and Domain Squatters: 46:01–47:41, 87:00–88:09
• “Black, White, Latino or Other” Game: 29:36–32:43
• Clergy Hustler Calls: 131:04–135:46

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Conclusion

This episode is a pitch-perfect sample of The John Clay Wolfe Show’s appeal—irreverent car expertise, regional storytelling, and an “anything can happen” live-radio feel. With laugh-out-loud rants, dead-serious car business takeaways, oddball characters, and advice thrown in alongside local news and music, it’s both a testament to the enduring joy of radio camaraderie and a window into small-town, full-throttle Saturday morning America.

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Ready to buy or sell a wild ride?
John’s advice: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, load it up, and get paid today—hell, we’ll buy Beyoncé’s Rolls, your Demon, or your grandma’s old Mercury.”

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Feels like summer morning, man. Yeah, it's nice in February or March or whatever month it is. Good morning, everyone. Happy winter. Good morning. Happy Hanukkah. Happy winter solstice. Happy summer. It feels like a summer morning.

[Michael Turley]

It does. It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when I walked outside, I. It just slung wood right in my britches. And I'm getting older. That doesn't happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I think there's other reasons why you were slinging wood.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we all know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming up. And the yellow demon man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that thing? Did we see it? Did you walk out and see it? Yes. It's bad. I heard it. It's badass.

[Michael Turley]

God, dude, I can't believe you're driving it. You normally don't drive the. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but scary car. This one was different. We'll get into it later.

[Michael Turley]

All right? Between that and the other car. What are you. Are you making a scene for your neighbors or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I wanted to. No, we've got a bunch of cool cars. I wanted to. We bought Beyonce's Rolls that my wife wanted drive it. Oh, I got you. And so I brought it back. Back from our recon place. So that's what you saw.

[Michael Turley]

And when people. When you're saying Beyonce's role, it truly is. It's not like something similar to she used to own. Well, it's her dad's, but it's still her family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's the one that bought it. Come on, let's be real.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. Yeah. I'm sure her dad has millions.

[John Clay Wolf]

She bought it all but the last 30 GS, which is weird. Probably the way out. You know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

But I mean, rich people, just in case, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

But yeah. DJ Pre K is like, man, what's up with John, man? He's stunting. He's got the Rolls, he's got the Demon. He's like. He's asking me about going shooting a music video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, you okay? What? I know that, that, that like you dog, that affects you. That, that affects you negatively. I mean, it's like dope to you.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, I'm just trying to, you know, come through, maybe shoot a music video or something. Get my, get my game up.

[Caller]

You feel me?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's funny is we have these kind of cars every week, lots of them. But when they're always at the auction, in our, in our system, we. It's like letting the girls out of the strip club. They look different out in the public. They look better in the public. In this case, the strip clubs don't. But yeah, it's weird seeing them outside of the habitat that we normally keep them in. We've got a ton of cars like that right now. We've got a 5,000 mile 360 Ferrari that we need to get pinched down and get picked up. Anyway. Yeah, if you got cool cars telling us 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

You don't buy them all.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just rich. And we drive them around, man.

[Michael Turley]

Show off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me and dj, we rolled blunt, get some burger, just cruise. I mean, when we get done, when we get about halfway through a pack of fries, screw this hoe. We pull up and get a different one.

[Michael Turley]

I got you. You're painfully white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uncle Roy is the one that actually was driving the Rolls back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Was he really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And he goes, how's that Rolls? He's like, man, he started. He had this whole different demeanor about him.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because if I roll that thing down in town, I would get so many. I was like, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All about the. And Uncle Roy's a whopping 67.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just all the.

[Michael Turley]

He still has game. I don't care you say 60. He's got game, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got plenty of games.

[Michael Turley]

He'll have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until my grandmother would get a new Rolls every three years when I was a little kid.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And he always drove them and washed them and Cuz he works for my grandparents. When he was. When he was young, he taught me how to drive. So when he was bringing that thing back, I was like, man, you're gonna feel like it's 1985 all over again. It's like that Ain't no joke. That's funny. My grandmother gave uncle Roy her Barritz El Dorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

A yellow one. Pale yellow. Back when. That's probably 85. When she was done with it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Steel top on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep. That would really bother. DJ just gave it to him. Well, I mean it wasn't. It was used. Very used. Oh well, back then, you know, used cars didn't bring what they bring now, I guess.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Because new ones were so affordable.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't last as long.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't last long.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I got you. That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. But he'd worked for him forever. Forever and ever and ever. We Shut that door. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. You can send your bid it. I mean your info in to give me the VIN also. And we will. Our system will bid it instantaneously. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a 2011 GMC pickup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller]

Two wheel drive, half ton, 103000 miles. Where do you live, Cleaver?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can hear it in your voice. Is that funny? I was like, that's Johnson County. Good lord, go yellow jackets. I really could. I really. I was like, this guy lives out by me. I could hear in his damn voice, redneck bastard. Hey, I said by me.

[Michael Turley]

You did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. It's not racism or geographical racism if you're there like Mexican calling another Mexican bad words or white guy calling a bad. Yeah, you're. Yeah, he's. He's from Johnson county redneck to redneck. I can call him whatever I want.

[Caller]

I bet he didn't have call redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what year?

[Rush Limbaugh]

11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew or extended?

[Caller]

It's a crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive. Does it have the good wheels or the cheap wheels?

[Caller]

It's got the factory wheels on it. The aluminum wheels for.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 11 with 104 cloth bench or buckets.

[Caller]

No, no, it's got leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it's got a power C and the. And the larger V8, the 5. 3.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. It's $16,000.

[Caller]

$16,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

$16000.

[Caller]

Pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd hate to price another man's property. I mean that's just an opinion.

[Caller]

Well, that's pretty close. I had another dealer hit me at 16.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Why didn't you take it?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're just a hard drive and deal grind and Johnson County. Son of a bitch.

[Caller]

You know how rednecks are.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

The 16 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, do you have a computer? Are you still running dial up out there in the. On the Skyline Ranch?

[Caller]

No, we've got caught up to technology, so I can stick it in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com. you can put your VIN number or your license plate in there. And It'll. It'll take 45 seconds if you take pictures of your car, of your truck with your phone before you. And then go to givemetheven.com and then when it says load pictures, then you can just attach them and it'll push the whole thing. Okay. And the computer will quote you immediately, but just right in the info box. John bought it for me on the radio for 16,500. And we've got two rooms full of buyers in the other room. They'll immediately get on it, and we can get you picked up today. You want to get paid today?

[Caller]

All right, I'd love to get paid today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's pay him today. Thank you, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio.

[Michael Turley]

Besides driving Dodge Demons and Beyonce's roles, how was your week, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was just yesterday.

[Michael Turley]

Just yesterday. Oh, and just working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just working. I mean, just every once in a while, you know, you don't play. You don't get high off your own supply. Is a. Is a.

[Michael Turley]

Is that how that works?

[John Clay Wolf]

I learned that from e. Back in 1988.

[Michael Turley]

The druggies. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't get high for your own supply. So I never drive those cars. But you this weekend, I was like.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, I'm doing it. You have to. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the demon I ordered for myself nine months ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's his car.

[Michael Turley]

Where is that? Oh, is this it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I didn't know. I think you bought this one from somebody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me bought it from a Dodge dealer.

[Michael Turley]

Dodge dealer. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been looking on their concierge website every three days. Wonder where the hell. It's kind of a late arrival. Everybody else got theirs about a month ago.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then those other cars, I mean, we just always have fancy cars, but Beyonce's roles was. My wife is a. What is she?

[J.D. Ryan]

Fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

A fan fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's a pop fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think all women are fans. But she just died when she found out we bought Beyonce's roles.

[Michael Turley]

Just died out, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just passed out like a. Like one of those passing out goats.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got some cool points, didn't you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like one of those passing out goats?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just, she doesn't care about any other car. But you got cool points for buying that, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean you. You're taking advantage of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely, absolutely. Absolutely. And it's working.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Notice how calm I am. Yeah, yeah, I'm all beat down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Bobo's not here. He called in sick last minute. And I figured you'd be all just suddenly on early.

[Michael Turley]

Early on a Saturday morning, you know, you're sick. Last night at least. And all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking, you know, you sent that Note out at 6:45 this morning. That's a little late to call it a day. I mean he. He drives an hour.

[Michael Turley]

And all week he's been posting on Facebook, including yesterday, smiling. You know, he works for a small market radio station. He's up against the microphone going, I'll take your requests. I mean, literally yesterday, smiling, he looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got an envelope from a Jewish lawyer named rlb.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, this doesn't sound good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Entertainment lawyers. And he said, I'll be contacting you soon about one of your staff members. So I wonder if Babo got representation.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe he's like, maybe the step one is just lay down sick.

[Michael Turley]

That would be exactly what an attorney would tell him to do. Or what I would have. Yeah. And agent would tell you to do. Let him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let him know.

[Michael Turley]

Let him know how much you're worth. You need to take a day off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you if that's the case, y' all are fixing to listen to the best show you've ever heard in the past two years. Cuz we can do this without Bobbo. We love Bobbo. We love Bobo and he is a hell of a part of this. But if he's going to hire some Jewish lawyer to attack me and hold me up, I'm not going down. I'll run over his ass with my demon. Well, it's weird because I got a text yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like, hey, I'm going to come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. But then his lawyer told him not to. His agent?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he was gonna do production and all this. He's like, can I come?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, sure man.

[J.D. Ryan]

The studio's open. Come on in. And then all of a sudden at 6:40, 6:40.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he would have left the house at 6:40, he would have been late.

[Michael Turley]

To the show, Right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he always gets here an hour before, doesn't he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Oh, plenty of time. Yeah, he's here about 5:30, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Bobo you better call in and. Or have your, have your, have your, have your agent call in. We got to get to the bottom of this. Travis and Alvarado, good morning.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. 13 sequoia platinum with 83. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's black. The leather is brown. It's brown. Leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four wheel drive? Off the top of my head as it is. It, is it, is it 20,000? Does it sound right? I'm not looking at anything.

[Caller]

Man. I've been, I've been offered about eight grand more from a dealership actually just about three days ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

With 80.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's, it's got the, it's, it's got a lot. It's lifted with a 285 aftermarket wheels, brush guard. It's got the 1794 colored interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she geeked it all out and made it cool. I didn't know that.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen a lifted Sequoia. How much lift?

[Caller]

It's three inches. It's on airbags.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like bobbos.

[Caller]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, it's, it's a. What size tires? I mean, you're giving me this metric size. Give me redneck Johnson county sizes like 35s.

[Caller]

They're 33s, they're 33s. They're Toyo Open Countries on a Sequoia. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interesting. So were you gonna trade it or were you gonna just sell it?

[Caller]

Probably sell it and then buy something else is what I was wanting to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com I, I'll give, I'll give 28, 000 or more for this thing now that you're describing it. Okay, yeah, I'll do it. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it. And thank you, sir.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723144. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Only 10 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've only had the number for 10 years. Well, I'm excited that I'm fixing to change the number, so I'm already forgetting about it. Are you 800-800-Rode. Good morning. You're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can hear you now.

[Caller]

I have two 1979911 restorable Porsches in the backyard. Y' all don't buy them, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they, are they, are they running?

[Caller]

No, no, they're just, they're, they're going to have to have an off body restoration. The bodies are good on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Are you still there? Are you still there? Are you there? I lost him. No, they're. They're parts. Cars. Turbo parts. No. Put them on the Craigslist and don't get stabbed. Good morning. You're there. You're on the air. Hello? Hello? Hello? It's you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, it's me. Hello?

[Michael Turley]

I love you. Won't you tell me?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. We'll be right back. My name is John Cleveland by Cars Radio. J.D. ryan. Good morning. Michael Turley. Good morning. Babo's Jewish entertainment lawyer. Good morning. I know you're taping us and listening to us. DJ Pre K. Good morning. We'll be right back after these words from your news station.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Stevie or Jimmy?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Jimmy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see where in Austin? Good morning, Austin. By the way, were they graffiti? Stevie's. Stevie's. A statue down by Town Lake.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, totally didn't get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like some crap gang crap. Dj, did you see that? You know gang slang, don't you?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man. I don't know if I can really speak on that. You know, that's an active, active criminal, you know, investigation.

[Michael Turley]

He's not allowed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see the photo of Stevie Ray Vaughan's statue is bronze down in Austin. That got Ben.

[DJ Pre K]

L. I didn't see. See the photo, But I will just say one thing. You know, my. My gang reps strong. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up on. On online. I'd like to know the translation with what it says. It's. It's odd. 800, JD Ryan. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio, DJ. We don't have time right now, but in a little bit, are we going to get to white, black, Latino or other?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a.

[DJ Pre K]

We got a good one today. We got some. Some people that was running from the police. And let's just say they didn't run into the exact place that they would have been, you know, the safest from the police.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, some people are really mortified, offended of white, black, Latino or other. Bit what Very weird out of everything we do. That's one thing that, like some people, it's like, I can't believe you read a story out of the news.

[Michael Turley]

You really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then justify that crime that has been committed as. Was it a white man, a black man, a Latina man? I'm like, wait, wait, wait. You're being a racist. How do you know it's not a woman? How do you know it's not a transvestite? How do you know it's not an. It true. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio is our calling number. Or you can just go to givemetheven.com and sell us your car if you'd like to sell it. Randy. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Did Randy the little. Did he come by at all today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember. Randy. He's over there.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is pissed.

[Michael Turley]

What's he mad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, the chipmunk has been drinking. Quiet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's why you've been seeing a lot of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm taking what.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What I'm taking, which is having a joke. What are you.

[Michael Turley]

You drunk, buddy?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It takes one to no one, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't understand what he's saying.

[Michael Turley]

He takes one to no one, Turley. Now he's just laughing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been drinking? Randy's funny.

[Michael Turley]

Why are you so.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, we just got back from Marty Gro.

[Michael Turley]

Marty Gro. Oh, of course.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We had a hell of a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What? That was these pieces?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. We were in Houston.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You remember Houston?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we were in Houston. Yeah, you were in. But you were in New Orleans. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We had to go to Mardi Gras.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you went to Mardi Gras?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You always go to Mardi Gras. We go down and get you some beads.

[Michael Turley]

Mardi Gras ended Tuesday. You're still drunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

In our culture, in the amateur world, animal world, it's the men that get the beads.

[Michael Turley]

The men get the beads.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. All the lady squirrels and chipmunks.

[Michael Turley]

Right. The Squirrels and chipmunks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Rabbits.

[Michael Turley]

Rabbits.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And even see the peacock.

[Michael Turley]

Even the peacocks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, look out for peacocks.

[Michael Turley]

Look out for peacocks.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because you know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Because the peacock, right, Will.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Will pick you to death.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. They don't eat chipbox.

[Michael Turley]

They don't eat.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, they only eat bugs.

[Caller]

A corn man.

[Michael Turley]

You are toasted, dude.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell do you mean by that? But, you know, out of all the. Of all the mouths.

[Michael Turley]

All the mouths in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

In the bird. In the bird world.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Peacocks have the most dangerous peckers.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They'll peck you right to death.

[Michael Turley]

They'll peck you to death.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. They could get an eye at 4ft. Has it got long neck?

[Michael Turley]

Big, long neck.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, screw the peacock.

[Michael Turley]

No, will you get those Bees need to go on the parade floats, ride the beads.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody comes around for all the part.

[Michael Turley]

Of the world, all the party world.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And gets your beads, Right.

[Michael Turley]

And they shake your beads at you, millions of beads.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then you show them your nuts.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I don't think that's the way it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because then I'm a Texas chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're Texas.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I brought a sack of pecans.

[Michael Turley]

You brought a sack of pecans?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We get a lot of beads.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Texas pecans you brought with you?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I had so many beads.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I had to mail a bunch of them back to myself.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you did? Up here in Fort Worth, you had to mail them?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm gonna be the Bead king.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It sounds like you had a blast.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Damn right.

[Michael Turley]

But why didn't you stop drinking Tuesday? Because Wednesday was, you know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Podbean Announcer]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What bad happened?

[Michael Turley]

Well, here's what happened. Me and Rusty, you and Rusty, your.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Friend, we were gonna come back.

[Michael Turley]

We're gonna come back on Sunday. Oh, what? Sunday?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What day is it?

[Michael Turley]

Well, this is now Saturday, and Mardi Gras ended on Tuesday.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. Okay. And what happened?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, what happened?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We got as far as Beaumont.

[Michael Turley]

Beaumont.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And apparently nobody told the people in Beaumont.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That Mardi Gras was over. There are some people we didn't party our nuts off.

[Michael Turley]

They do carry it on.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They make a party in Boma.

[Michael Turley]

They know. Had a party.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

It was great.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

How did you get that on, though, how you got there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know how we got back. It might have been the Uber.

[Caller]

The Uber?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Do you know about the Ubers?

[Michael Turley]

I've heard of Ubers. I didn't know they picked up chipmunks. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You get on your phone, you put the Uber.

[Michael Turley]

I got Uber.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And they come on and say, hi, my name is Rakshata.

[Michael Turley]

Right, right, right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And bring us all the way back from what were rock Shutter. We supposed to pay him.

[Michael Turley]

We're supposed to pay him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Rusty showed him his nuts. Then he kicked us out of the car.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, geez.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Mardi Gras is awesome.

[Michael Turley]

I heard about it. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all ever been Marty gr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy, will you run to Whataburger and get us some taquitos?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Lord, he'll never.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He'll never come.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Keto chef is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm hungry as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's some money. Here's a hundred.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you run to get everybody some taquitos?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's okay if I buy a cord for my cell phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I got my shatter battery.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

See ya. I'll be damn trash. Tristan, where's Orla? Texas.

[Caller]

It's. It's in west Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Orla, is it? Am I pronouncing it right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Like what's. Like how. Like Mexico, West Texas. Like where? Pegasus, Texas?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in the woods, man. You're in the desert. 15 Chevrolet Silverado. Do you have an Internet connection out there?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, then go to your Internet connection or. And send me some pictures of this thing.

[Caller]

I'll buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vi dot com. Take some pictures with your phone. Go to givemetheven dot com. Dump the license plate in there or the VIN number, then add the pictures, push it, and I'll put you. I'll put a figure on it immediately. I'll meet you in Midland. I'm not going to Orlo. That's too far.

[Caller]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It is springy outside. It's beautiful. Run around naked as. As Randy has this morning. Go grab your nuts, get your coffee, and let's get rolling.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tell us your car.

[Rush Limbaugh]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Can do it in your underwear. Baby, baby, baby.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everybody. My name is Jim. John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan to my right, Michael Turley to my left. Bobo has called in sick today. We think he's on strike. We think that we have a lot of theories.

[Michael Turley]

I tell you, back in the 80s there was one attorney agent that used to pretty much rep everybody in North Dallas Road, Texas rather, and he used to pull this thing. He would have people. Oh really? They don't want to pay this, pay that. Why don't you just have a week sick and see what they miss. See if they miss you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that took off like a two years sick recently in Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not straight, but, but oh, and I'm not trying to mess with anybody. It's just a true story.

[Michael Turley]

It's a true story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolute respect.

[Michael Turley]

That's a sad story. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Illness is not good.

[Michael Turley]

It is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

David, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, I sure hope he's not trying to do a stick up on you, but I got a theory on why he's not there this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is he not?

[Caller]

Maybe he finally got to. Maybe he finally got to execute his stick up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you think he finally closed the deal and he doesn't know what to do with himself.

[Michael Turley]

He did it that girl here last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean the only P I ever know he's ever gotten is what he's paid for.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to reset for everybody? What you're talking about Bobbo?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean this. He's gonna get torched. We're gonna break him of missing work because we're just gonna torch his.

[Michael Turley]

Torch him all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, just torch him. Just a butane lighter to the ass. Reset. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

So, baba, what? What? This gentleman who's listened to the show obviously for weeks in a row.

[Caller]

So Bob, I'm a part podcast listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good, nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Bob was closed on the deal back in Houston, right? The groupie, we call her groupie, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think he has or he has our friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our friend.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to call her groupie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'LL just call her if she showed up and offered herself to Babo.

[Michael Turley]

We don't know that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went to his room after midnight in the hotel.

[Michael Turley]

I watched that happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

And drank with him. And took her shoes off.

[Michael Turley]

That happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

She took her shoes off. Shoes off.

[Michael Turley]

I know there's a couple rock songs that talks about that. Once the shoes come off, it's a deal. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's over. I mean, you know, over 30 is one thing, but over 40? Oh, come on. Shut up.

[Michael Turley]

I know. I'm with you. I watched it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what the definition of sex is after after 40.

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dinner in a movie.

[Michael Turley]

Netflix and chill.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Where's Alpus? It says Alpus. You mean Altus? Did you write it down wrong, David?

[Caller]

Yep, it's Altus. It's God's country north of the red.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Altus Air Force Base. All the goods up by Vernon. Good morning and I hope. What's the temperature up there? I bet it's. Is it clear and in 40 or clear in 60?

[Caller]

Clear in about 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's nice today. This is the day.

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. DJ Prek.

[DJ Pre K]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand that you're a half white, half black, man, and I understand that you have a stick that you must maintain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolf]

But your spelling is bad, man. It's just bad.

[DJ Pre K]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did.

[Caller]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you learn how to spell.

[DJ Pre K]

Good old Azel High school, baby. Class at.09.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you play basketball? Were you one of those?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, man, I was too busy hustling my mixtapes at the lockers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I'm saying? Damn. So does anybody at the auction, when you're running the video board, do they know you? Does anybody recognize you?

[DJ Pre K]

Man, your homie Chris, he's the only one there has recognized me so far, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody knows that it's you back there. That's funny. Who's Chris?

[DJ Pre K]

Chris. He said that he was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a buddy of yours from back in the day. Used to ride motorcycles and all that. Works over at the auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, Chris, Chris. Gosh, I've got a lot of friends I don't know. So tell me about black, white, Latino or other. It is time for our favorite Saturday morning game show. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Everybody's favorite show today.

[DJ Pre K]

We got a live one from Phoenix, Arizona. A couple of schemers pulled the old smash and grab at the local Kona stove, but police were on their ass with the quickness. So they hit the pavement and bolted for the nearest fence to jump over and hide. But they hopped the wrong fence and then landed right in the Peoria police department parking lot. Security footage shows one suspect hiding under a bench before getting hit with the cuffs, and the other suspect jumped back over the fence before getting pinched. So they face charges of shoplifting, trespassing in a critical public safety building, and drug charges. So what y' all think, man? White, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of. Just a lot of rough old street crime in that story. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go black yarn. I'm gonna go other.

[Michael Turley]

For some weird reason. I don't know why.

[J.D. Ryan]

They sound young. Do you have their ages?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, 28 and 29.

[J.D. Ryan]

That ain't young.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is all this taking place?

[DJ Pre K]

It's in Arizona, I guess. Peoria, which is close to Phoenix.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hispanic?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, for sure.

[Michael Turley]

I still feel other. I don't know why.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hopping fences. Come on, think about it. You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is other like Asians? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It could be anything. Anything except for black, white, Latino.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did they steal? One more time.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, they just hit the conus, though, so, you know, it could have been some pop. You know, it could have been a grape soda. Maybe some nine letters.

[Michael Turley]

Now you see. Now you're giving us other clues, John. May be more. More. More correct now, because when you start saying grape soda.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, no, I'm just saying what I'd steal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. I got you. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white, Latina or other. I think we should have. We'd have listeners get in on this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have them guess on it. Yeah, that's dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very dangerous. But it is fun to be dangerous. Hang on. Let's. There's. There's several people on hold. Let's see if they're paying attention or if they just want to sell something. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, I was just calling. I'm curious about the value of my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm curious. Were you listening to the Black, White, Latina or other right now? Do you have an opinion?

[Caller]

I was kind of ignoring you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Okay, well, I'm gonna just go to givemethevend.com and you'll. The system will bid your truck for you. Good morning. You're on. You're on the air. Are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black, white. Yeah. Black, white, Latina or other.

[Caller]

Man, I'm gonna guess black. Statistically. Not. Not throwing anybody under the bus. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hang up. Just. I just. I just dumped him. I just we didn't even get halfway into anything and we had to shut it down.

[Michael Turley]

Yep, that was a good idea, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long did that take? Four seconds. And he was trying to be square.

[Michael Turley]

He was trying to be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really trying to report it. Like Shepherd Smith, you know, statistically. You know what? You got to go. You got to do nothing but get me in trouble. All right, so. Which is so Turley. What is it? I mean, not Turley, but DJ Prek. What is the answer to the riddle?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, the statistics are wrong, man. 28 year old Marwan Al Ibadi and 29 year old Salma Horay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know why you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where.

[Michael Turley]

I've never. I never read that story.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know why other.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's another.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know, that makes sense though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not from this country. Don't know where to go. Don't realize it's a police office station where they're hopped into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we didn't think that through very well.

[Michael Turley]

John's gut. I'm getting his. His gut feeling. Just like cars, you know, I know about crime.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need help with a car. Speaking of, we've got a lot of cooler car talks today. But if you go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Look at this crazy ass truck we bought out by Ben Wheeler, Texas. And we've got it in the shop. We towed it in.

[Michael Turley]

You bought this this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

56. 56 Chevrolet Hauler. And it's called Cattle Drive. And this guy out there, he's passed away. I bought it for his widow. He converts this 56 truck into a western hauler. And it is so it's stupid that the meticulous detail in this thing this guy went through is unbelievable. One thing that is missing is a headliner. And you're gonna have to see this truck to understand what I'm saying. So you've got a 56 truck.

[Michael Turley]

I see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This turned into a Dooley hauler with a western hauler bed.

[Michael Turley]

Western hauler interior artwork down the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Artwork down the side with cattle drives.

[Michael Turley]

Cattle drive and looks like something out of Blazing Saddles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but I need to. It's. It's getting the lifters redone right now because it's been sitting for seven years.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we got to put a headliner in it. And I don't know if you just go straight red or if you do something stupid with like something off the wall or if maybe Texas flag or something like that, or get My wife. What I was thinking, my wife's into this fabric stuff. Get her to find some cattle dry fabric, really. And then take cardboard, cut out, obviously, and create the headliner template and then glue that fabric onto it and make it like a cattle drive headliner.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, listeners, go to. Go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and look at this thing and call in and tell me some ideas on how we need to finish this truck, because it's already restored. We're just cleaning it up, but it's really unique. One piece that needs to be finished, and I want to do that. And then we're gonna sell it or probably drive it around. We'll drive it around with Beyonce's Rolls.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that'd be a crazy gimmick. It's got a 450 in it, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's 450 or 450? Four.

[J.D. Ryan]

454.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, if you look under the undercarriage on, it's all perfect. I mean, this guy did a lot of work.

[Michael Turley]

What do you. Do you have a little. Places you take, like, Mercedes or like this demon that you have in the parking lot. Where would you take a vehicle like that? What would you sell it? That's so unique. Who buys something like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll sell it. You know, we have the. We have the best auction lane in the country.

[Michael Turley]

You do?

[John Clay Wolf]

We really, really do. We really do. We have more buyers than everybody else.

[Michael Turley]

People online watching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because we do stuff like this. Bring a crazy truck like this through, bring Beyonce's rolls through, bring a 17 Lamborghini Aventador through and sell it for 371,000. And we sell them. Always sell them. Even when you blow your brains out. You know that Lamborghini lost 13,000.

[Michael Turley]

Did it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But you sell it anyway just because. Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because there's something else. Win, lose, you know, it's. It's just legalized gambling. And, you know, if you say you win on every. On every sports bet, you're just a damn liar, right? I lose all the time.

[Michael Turley]

I've asked you before if you play the lottery, like, every week. I deal with cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no interest in gambling. Straight up, because this is all I do. I'm gambling on your car. And I've got. I created a computer that will actually place my bet. And it's a give. It's a givemetheven.com. put your VIN number in or put your license plate in, and my computer will give you the line on it. It'll give you the line on it. The line's good for seven days or 48 hours or something like that. We'll figure it out. It don't matter. We just want to play ball, get you paid, see if we make win, lose or draw. 800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Cars Radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

How do they do it, Turley? How do they. How do. How does a guy with a guitar and a drummer make a full band sound without a bass?

[J.D. Ryan]

Lots of wah wah pedals and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just filler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen these guys?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. They're amazing. Live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And there's just two of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they really not have anybody else hidden behind the curtain?

[J.D. Ryan]

Certain songs they would have filler. You can tell there's somebody back there. But it wasn't, you know, it's just like when the studio albums have to do the same thing, so. But most of the stuff was just them up there just rocking. I mean, a rock.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black keys, everybody. Good morning, Louisiana. Good morning, Oklahoma. And of course, homegrown Texas. All over Texas. San Antonio, Austin, from Midland to Shreveport. Shreveport's damn near. Texas coast to shining coast of Texas.

[Michael Turley]

From sea to dirt in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

From sea to shining red river.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I talked to my cousin last night. They're still fighting down in Port Aransas for insurance to straighten up the flood. Yeah, it's not good.

[Michael Turley]

They know this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said they're not paying.

[Michael Turley]

No, they're not paying. They're paying nickels on the dollar. Not even 50 cents on the dollar. It's crazy. And they're having to sue and they're having to get lawyers to go back against the insurance companies. I don't know why, but I know people that have businesses down there and they said, yeah, they've had to hire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last of us, like is. Is, you know, Puerto Ricans fixed yet? He's like, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Now a lot of them all on. Some of the businesses are. If you're thinking about going, a lot of the. We stayed in there just three months ago. The hotels are. Some of the restaurants are back, but 100%. No, not at all. And they're fighting. They're fighting for the insurance company money.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Greg in Houston. 08 Santa Fe with 120 worth. I don't know, 080808. Which body style is that? That's the old body style, right? Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think so. Give a payoff or rear lights and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

11 6. Unfortunately.

[John Clay Wolf]

$11,600 on a 08 Santa Fe with 120.

[Podbean Announcer]

Yeah.

[Caller]

At the time that I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody hang. Hang on. Everybody give him. Greg, Greg, Greg, you. What's the date? J.D. we need to write this down.

[Michael Turley]

March 3, 2018.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to memorialize this moment because Greg at this time is the most upside down percentage wise guy that we've talked to in 2018.

[Michael Turley]

Greg, congratulations. Greg, we have a trophy for you.

[Caller]

Cookie or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. You get a free sell that T shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's nice of you, John. That's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to go. Go to John Clay Wolf.com and our merchandise is on there. Click merch. And. And you can say John said he's going to give me a free sell that T shirt since I'm the most buried guy. And of course it had to be a Hyundai or key. It just had to. Or a Nissan.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So do you have a lighter and some fuel and a good. Or do you want to drive? I mean, who.

[Caller]

Who's the best thing to do at this point is just pay the damn thing off, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you can't. I mean, if you had enough money to just pay it off, it's never going to make it to the payoff. You can't. You. Okay now. 08 Hyundai Santa Fe with 120,000 miles. By the time you get to the end of 10,500 at 300 Lick, that would be like 300,000 miles. There's no way it's gonna make it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I know. I'm trying to get out of it, but I can't. I'm afraid of getting into the truck I want and having a 700 payment a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you. You need to let this thing. Who's the. Who's the bank on this one? Santander.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it.

[Caller]

No, it man. It's on. You're asking me and now it's on the tip of my tongue.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be Santander. This typical Santander deal. Maybe it's not. Whatever. I would just let it repo.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, is that gonna hurt my credit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not any worse than this thing. I mean, it's not gonna help your credit. But I'd go to the dealership, just say I'm let this thing hook y' all do the repo. Close on me. Start over. Let me see that. If you had enough money to pay this thing off, you would be driving 08 Hyundai Santa Fe with 120, right?

[Caller]

No, I wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So I mean I dukes a hazard it I'd go hunting with buddies and let it fall into the pond. There's a lot of things you can do with an 08 Hyundai Santa Fe.

[Michael Turley]

With 120, none of them legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

7234 Western Hauler truck.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we bought a 1956. I think it's 56. Is that right? Charlie was 56 conversion Western Hauler Hauler Resto truck. This. This fell out in east Texas. Rebuilt this truck and it's called Cattle drive and it needs a headliner. We bought it from the widow and we towed it out of there on a flatbed and we sent it straight to the mechanic and we're pulled the top off and we're redoing the lifters and cleaning out all the fluids. It's been sitting there for seven years. Sure. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Really pretty though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was gorgeous. But I wanted some ideas on from listeners on what we should do with the headliner. And. And we've got some here. We've got a lot helping out. John Claywolf Show.com also the T shirts are at John Claywolf.com which is a radio show said. Anyway, it's already overboard. Just go black is what Jared said.

[Michael Turley]

Just don't keep that simple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amy Dolly says by the way, I resemble that remark you made about women over 40. Dude, we deserve more than dinner in a movie. Way more. I didn't say you don't deserve more. I was just saying where this thing's going to end up.

[Michael Turley]

There you go. They deserve.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean what mean dinner could be very.

[Michael Turley]

Could be very expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lobster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steven Zapper said red diamond plate leather. He must be from Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

But leather's not a bad idea.

[Michael Turley]

Leather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Why not just go simple. The truck is so over the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lady that wrote calfskin leather and I think that that's even better. Yeah. And she's really nice looking lady with. With nice looking daughters. We have the most beautiful audience.

[Michael Turley]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really do.

[Michael Turley]

Amazing.

[J.D. Ryan]

See these pictures, John. I've got a guy, his name's Guido.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That owns a leather shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can give him a shout out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guido.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guido. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to make a deal with some dude. He's not like if you have a headliner shop in DFW and we'll go over to the mechanic shop where we're cleaning this thing up and measure it off and cut a. Cut a template for the cardboard and the headliner and go and get this headliner done. I'll pay you. Just go to jobs. GiveMeTheEven.com or call into the show and you can get some free pub for your company, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guido's not like what you think. That's just his nickname. He's from New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know all this is stereotypical and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stuff, but he actually has a place. National Leather Supply.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Turley. I'm sitting here baiting everybody to help me out with a free headliner, and you're giving Guido all the free pub without any product? I didn't say we could make a deal with her. Maybe, you know, so Guido. Guido doesn't do the headliners. He could just get us the leather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, yeah, Guido at National Leather Supply will supply the leather off the boat. And then Ricardo at Northside Trim and Upholstery can put in the headliners.

[Michael Turley]

Welcome to Louis swap shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're bringing worlds and cultures together. We bring them together. There is no racism in our world. We deal with all types. Our call screeners. A white black guy, for Christ's sake. And he doesn't know which side of it really leans.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he buys Beyonce's Rolls, that's for sure.

[Michael Turley]

It's the weirdest thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 807. Oh, is he the one that bought it? Yes. How silly is that? I know, right? Did you talk to Matthew of Knowles? Oh, he's. He's busy on the phone. Yeah, put Ray on. On hold. Dj, you azel puke. You don't know how to run it. There you go, Ray. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, hey, headliner. And sell that T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

Put it as the headliners. The sell it T shirts.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's saying put maybe like do the headliner in fabric that says sell that across.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm talking about, too. What city in Louisiana are you?

[Caller]

Lafayette. Lafayette, right by Scott.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where Scott is. You know, Chuck Fusilay down there.

[Caller]

Oh, man, there's so many fusilays. You kick a wood pile, jump out of fusel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we know where he's from.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. So many fuselays.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny. A rabbit don't jump out of it. A fusillade does. And that's why I love South Louisiana. I haven't been in a while, man. It's Just a different. It's a third world country inside the United States of America.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to go down there and visit Mama Lil and. Strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And make a business trip out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN disco wagon that we're putting together. We're getting it wrapped. We need to name it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's this now?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. A mobile buying unit.

[Michael Turley]

A mobile buying unit. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We took a sprinter van with high top. We got you decked it out with desks on the inside and printers. Really? It's a diesel and it's going to have awnings off the side. It's gonna be a display rig that like, goes to events. Okay. And you can drive your car underneath it. It's a mobile buying unit.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we've got to name it something.

[Michael Turley]

Insurance companies have these and then so do hot dog vendors.

[J.D. Ryan]

But buy that bitch mobile.

[Michael Turley]

Buy that bitch mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buy that. Or just sell that mobile.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sell that movie. One of the two. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that mobile. So, man, that'd be pretty ballsy to put that on the wrap. Yes, that'd be really balls to put that across the back doors. Sell that.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it would grab a lot of attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's what we need to do, Turly. I mean, if you're going to be a bear, just go ahead and be a grizzly bear. Just go ahead. I mean, why stop now?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's our punchline. Why stop now? John Clay Wolf show. Why stop now? That's our billboards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop now. We made it this far, right? Sell that mobile. Were you thinking about that already? That just hit. You just hit me. Because we were sitting here brainstorming on this yesterday, we couldn't come up with anything. It's always the obvious. It's right there in front of you. Some coon ass from Lafayette, Louisiana helped us and worked it out. That's why a lot of good music comes from down there. They have a very strong creative side. Sell that mobile. Do you have the. Sell that ringtone?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, is that what the horn's gonna sound like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like this?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can hear that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Brandon, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller]

So I got an idea for that headliner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's a hard top, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have you seen the pictures yet?

[Caller]

No, I haven't seen the pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta go. You gotta go to give me the. I mean, Facebook, John Clay Wolf show and look at the pictures. Because until you've seen the pictures of this car. It won't make any sense to you. I mean, it's so ridiculously random. It's got murals of cattle drives that look like Leroy Neiman's on the side.

[Michael Turley]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta see it.

[Caller]

This idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Pitch black. Headliner, run fiber optic cable. Make it look like the night sky. And a flip a switch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, just too modern. Two, two, two. Oh, oh, oh. But, but cattle drive. And laying on your back in the middle of Pecos, Texas, on the cattle drive, bringing the car, bringing the cows to market. You're looking at the. At the sky. Starry, starry sky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stony man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very stony. Brandon, do you have any. Do you. Do you have any more edibles? Any more of those gummy bears or.

[Caller]

Any more of those gummy bears are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, peyote poppers? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 brandy in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

A13 Hyundai Sonata Limited with 160,000 miles on. I'm not driving to Oklahoma to get that damn thing. Not with 160. Not with 160. Oh, mild up.

[Caller]

I talked to with the Hyundai. I'm kind of scared to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you say? I hear you, man. I mean, I think when you get to the river right after the wind starts, hang a hard left and just drive off the bridge in it. Don't hurt yourself though. Do a Ghost Rider get out of it. Get your Super Dave Osborne outfit on and then just. Ghost Rider. Ghost Rider off a bridge. That's what I think about high mileage. Hyundai's with payoffs.

[Michael Turley]

We had to get that horn for the. What is it called? The Bitch mobile. What was that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell my. Sell that mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

We sold a car at the auction, this Hummer H1 that a guy up in Kansas bought. And he's a new car dealer in the auctions. Like, you know, he's a franchise dealer. Franchise dealer. And you know you're all about protecting the franchise dealers. John, we really need the franchise dealers business. This is insider talk, and I've heard this crap forever. And I went out and became a franchise dealer. Ford Dodge. And when I came in, I wanted that franchise dealer treatment at the auction. Like, oh, it didn't. You're different. How's that work? Because I was a wholesaler. They're like, we know who you are. You're not real.

[Michael Turley]

You're not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not a real franchise dealer because you used to be a s bag wholesaler. Now you're a Fresh franchise dealer. But we still know you as s bag wholesaler.

[Michael Turley]

Stink on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so. So it doesn't apply. But anyway, they were talking about this franchise dealer, how we need to do this and this and this for them on this 96 Hummer they bought. And I was like, what kind of franchise they have? Kia. I'm like, that ain't a franchise.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't a. That's not like a Suzuki, man. I know motorcycle dealers who make more money than a. That have better product than a Kia store. I'm sorry. Kia dealers. I mean, you know, it's true. Josh, I love you.

[Michael Turley]

It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're just so. They. Guido.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna get us? Are. Are you really here? Oh, we got a heart out. No, we don't have a heart. Are you. She gonna hook us up with some leather?

[Caller]

If you want me to hook you up, I can hook you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the name? Put a big plug. Put a big plug on your business.

[Caller]

Original leather manufacturing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, manufacturer.

[Caller]

Yeah, we manufacture all kinds of leather products. You name it. Everything from shackles, whips, chains, and leather goods.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you kill the cows yourself with your own bare hands?

[Caller]

You know what? I can't draw a straight line with a ruler for an inch. So, no, I can't do any of that stuff. But I know how to manage people to make it happen so we get it done.

[Michael Turley]

You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we need some calves. Go to John Clay Wolf show on the Facebook and look at this truck and figure out what we need. We want a calf skin leather. This headliner. I think that was a good idea the lady had.

[Caller]

Get you calf skin in about 35 different colors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, we'll look at it. And I mean, with a name like.

[Michael Turley]

Guido, it's got to be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you'll figure it out. You'll figure out what we need. Look at this truck. It's crazy. It's. It's crazy. Maybe we need to get. Maybe we need to bring in more trades, bring in a saddle maker to like. To like. To, like, create. To, like, create a scene on the leather. Like, boots maybe. Maybe James Finolio up in the Kona, he's an old buddy. You know, Nikona's where all the boots were, huh?

[Caller]

One of the best leather toolers in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, we'll do this job in front of everybody. We got a headline of this leather. This guy that built this truck did such a great job. I want to do something, too, as a tribute to his work. He died building the truck he was in the middle of finishing. He was just about to do the headliner and then he died.

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[Caller]

He died looking truck. I think you can go western. Fully western, tooled, floral. You can put all kinds of western stuff in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too. I think we need to saddle it up. All right, cool. Finolio, if you're listening or if anybody knows James up there, this is Wolf. Call me and we'll the wolf man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll, we'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll bring your Montec boot company into this mess too.

[Michael Turley]

Little saddle horn.

[John Clay Wolf]

This gonna be bad.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gear shift. Could be a saddle horn.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody go. Everybody go look at this truck. You'll see what we're doing. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf of Buckhart's radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car.

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[John Clay Wolf]

David in Houston. A15 Dodge Challenger Shaker. 15,000 miles, leather navigation. What color? B5.

[Caller]

Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Stick or automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof. Yay or nay? Yes on the sunroof. No on the sunroof.

[Caller]

Oh, you're breaking up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that again? Doesn't have a sunroof. Sunroof.

[Caller]

No sunroof. It's got everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. It's got the.

[Caller]

The cat pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure, sure. Did you hear us talking earlier about the demon I just got last night.

[Caller]

Yeah, I heard you mention that. Yeah, I'm drooling.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna talk about that car some more. And I put it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. I put some pictures up, too. This car to me. 15,000 miles clean Carfax.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

27 grand.

[Caller]

27. That's what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, I'll buy it. Obviously, I'm in the challenger world right now, so bring it on. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Michael Turley]

Load it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get it done. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's go.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. Give me the VIN.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf mama the drum to see me. Break me. Break me. Eddie Vedder does Metallica this morning here on your rock and roll station. Michael Lousy Anna. What up?

[Caller]

How you doing? Let's cowboy it up and put some ram horns in there for a steering wheel, and we'll call it the square SCB van. And every time Richard Petty's car runs, we can make that SCP into a B.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says trail ride or just say Longhorn. Now they painted longhorns on the front. Everybody who just tuned in, my name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, Mike Turley, and we have Michael from Broussard, Louisiana on the phone with us right now. What we're talking about is a custom truck that give me the VIN. Bought from a widow. This guy took a 56 Ford and turned it into a haul rig, like a cus. Like a western hauler style rig. But you know what we just found out is someone on our Facebook page, under the deal wrote the artist who airbrushed all of the cattle drive murals on the side of the actual artist.

[Michael Turley]

Who did the work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Von Otto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Von Otto.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know that Makes sense that this guy took it to someone like that to have that done. It's kind of like the side of the trailer in Smokey the Bandit.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old 80s.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did all that in the 90s. Those, those big, big rigs and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paint all that crap all over them. And that's what they did to this. It's pretty neat. Yeah. All right, Mike.

[Caller]

What. What about ram horns for a steering wheel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ram horns for steering wheel is really pushing it. But, but. Well, they would be curved and that.

[Caller]

Way you could hang on and would impale yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

A ram horn, Ram horn. Not, not longhorns.

[Caller]

You know, mountain goat, mount sheep. They shoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a point. He's got a point. It's hard to argue with a genius.

[Caller]

When you guys come down, let me know and we'll take you crawfish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. We need to. I need to get down there. I need to go fish and crawfish and drinking all the. All the good stuff y' all do. Thank you for calling in, Jeremiah. 200,000 mile. O2 Chevy, half ton, leather crew cab. Crew cab. They didn't make a crew cab in 02, did they?

[Caller]

Yeah, I got the 1500 HD edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, Average R. Clean.

[Caller]

I'd say just above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we have O2, 200,000 miles. Is it a six liter?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is so it's a eight lug truck. So it holds together better on a scale of it's 200,000 miles on a two wheel drive. Leather. Is the leather blown out or is it okay, it's.

[Caller]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

It's war. It's. It's one for wear. It ain't like ripped up or anything like that. On the driver's side, you can see where it's starting to come apart a little right there underneath my leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it more than $3,000?

[Caller]

I think it is. I paid 6, 500 for it a couple years ago from one of the dealers in North Richland Hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles running?

[Caller]

167,000. It was.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's a beautiful truck.

[Caller]

I hardly ever drive a thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That 200,000 mark is just a big mark for people to get their brain around.

[Caller]

Sure, I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm three.

[Caller]

I love your show. I just thought I'd, you know, give you a shot on it and see what you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 3000 for it and go to getmetheven.com if you want to sell it. Let's look at the pictures and we'll Send drivers over there, Uncle Roy and his crew to come over there and get you paid and pick it up. Thanks, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Satan is going to join us a little later and talk to us about the. The Dodge.

[Michael Turley]

There's so much talk about the Dodge Demon that's in our parking lot now. You also put a picture on your Facebook, right, of the Demon. It's up there, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, not my Facebook, but the show. Facebook.

[Michael Turley]

Show Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you did a great job of selecting the color. So the top is a matte black, right? I mean, with the yellow, the whole.

[Michael Turley]

Top flat, the trim all the way up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the hell pieces. Like a ghetto. A ghetto hell patch.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead of getting the hell fixed, they just get like a sim con top put on the trunk and the hood and the roof. Or let's put it on the top top, and then they'll replace the roof and the hood.

[Michael Turley]

There is no damage.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. Last night I had three miles on it. Today, it's got 12.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's. You're gonna cruise after the show a little bit. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just whirl the windows down.

[Michael Turley]

What's it like to drive that? I mean, you know, you could literally kill yourself very easily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I understand why they made a sign, a waiver. Like, I know I can kill myself. I know this is dangerous.

[Michael Turley]

Sign a waiver to drive it, to get it. Does it have different modes that of. You know, like some of the Mustangs have all kinds of different modes. Surely this does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like the Hellcat, it's got the red key and the blah, blah, blah. 880 horsepower. It has a transmission lock on it, like for dragging, like drag. Drag cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smoke them tires.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, smoke the tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, get the. Get the torque up the light. I think it'll do. The quarter in, like, under 10 seconds is zero to 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

9.6.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, zero to 60 and something weird. It might be the fastest car ever made. Like, as far as the 0 to 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, 0 to 60. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 0 to 60 is goofy. Oh, we're talking about the dude, the Dodge Demon. You think I was getting, you know, with all this. All this stroking I'm giving them, they ought to send me some money.

[Michael Turley]

Two different keys, you said?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

High horsepower key and a low horsepower key.

[Michael Turley]

That's in case you let your kid drive it or, you know, when you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only want to go 700 horsepower. Just go low but when you want to hit 840 that you get the red key.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't it a little scary, John, driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

That it is a little scary. You know, and to knock that edge off, just grab a few beers, get, you know, calm down, put on some sunglasses.

[Michael Turley]

Real bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Cle by Cars in the Radio. 800, 800 Radar. Just going to give me the then dot com. Our buyers, we're all in the same complex, the radio studio, it's been here for years. And then we, we have buyer rooms all over, all over this building and they're sitting in there working on your alls deals right now. If you load a deal into givemetheven.com it's not just a bottomless pit. There's a real person on the backside of it working on your deal. And when they text your email, you answer them and send them the pictures. I mean, it's hard to buy something without pictures. And you know, everything we say we'll do, we'll do. If you don't believe it, just look at the reviews. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He lives in his ex mother in law's basement, which he endearingly refers to as the Grotto. He doesn't feel guilty about threatening to throw a co worker over the rail of the second story office building where he works. After all, the guy's already mentally challenged. His favorite ride at Six Flags is that girl Cindy who takes tickets in the entry plaza. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey man, I don't always drink beer.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But when I do make mine a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Natty like tall boy. Yeah buddy. Yeah buddy.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace, Dwayne. Good morning everybody. Hi, J.D. j.D. Ryan. Michael Turley. Are you the J.D. ryan, that like was famous.

[Michael Turley]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you the Michael Turley like that was from the ticket that they're always complaining about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Still is complaining about. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm the, I'm the guy that. That yells on the auction block. Do we have that URL yet? I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You probably need to get it, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably should have got it before I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Said that real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too late. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rob, if you're listening, hurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Rob, go to Godaddy and get. Sell that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning everyone and listener land. It is a big beautiful, beautiful, beautiful spring day. Spring has sprung. Put on your pink stuff. Walk around like. Like your queer is a three dollar bill and Easter colors with flowers behind your ears. What happened to you? It's just nice outside today.

[Michael Turley]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just so beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's listen to Dolly Parton earlier.

[Michael Turley]

How are you, Jimmy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dolly Parton, man. That's some deep country. Real stuff.

[DJ Pre K]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, this is gonna surprise you, Mike, but like that's in the same segment as my brain as a kid, as Kiss. Really? Yeah, I know that Dolly Parton album and Kiss. You think about when you were 7 or 8 years old and you had these albums and you had like 10 of them or eight of them, maybe not even that many. Or eight tracks and he's wore them the hell out.

[Michael Turley]

Well, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Store. Stole one from your brother, stole one from your old man. However you got them, you got them. Yeah. And so like, you know, I had the Kiss album. I had fm, the eight track.

[Michael Turley]

It was a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a good one. Yeah. The eight track of FM static at all. I had Jackson 5, I had Robin Williams did you comedy album and I had Richard Pryor that in is crazy. And my parents didn't know I was listening. I think that's what happened to me.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. What?

[Michael Turley]

He caused that. That listening to that album caused you to be the way you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, seriously, I think it, I think it opened my.

[Michael Turley]

We have a class action lawsuit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it opened my brain. Listening to Richard Pryor that end is crazy at 6, 7, 8 years old on repeat expanded your home. It expanded my horizons. It crashed cultural boundaries for me. And then I met Uncle Roy and it was just all over. 8008-0072-3480-0800. I was purple drink and blunts and Mickey's big mouth ever since I grew.

[Michael Turley]

Up listening to the monkeys and to Bill Cosby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why Is there heir Bill Cosby light comedy?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, very light compared to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Zach and Brady. Brady. That's way down there. I know where Brady is. You there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you live near Luther King's ranch?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

No? Have you ever heard of it? No. I think they own a hundred thousand acres down there. How the hell can you be from Brady? Not where that is. You sure you're from Brady?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 06. 2500 mega cab. Four wheel drive. Is it cloth or leather? Well, be like being from Vernon and not know where the King Ranch is. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

Do I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean? Condition? Clean. 200000 miles. Eight, nine, maybe ten grand. Need to see it. Just need to see it. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll take a look. See that lady yesterday? Did we wind up buying her truck from Louisiana?

[J.D. Ryan]

We sure did. Boy, what a scene that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was fun. What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

You weren't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what happened? I was doing a training moment for the cr. For the buyers in the buy room. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Dr. Training mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old John, you didn't record any of that, did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, I should have.

[DJ Pre K]

I didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

It happened just out of nowhere.

[Michael Turley]

Can you replay it for us or give us an idea?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you know what? We have the other participant in it. DJ Pre K. Oh, he was Austin, the car buyer at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin. DJ Prek, we need you on the air. You have to put the customers on hold. Just start putting them on hold for. Hang on, I'll grab this real quick. Andrews, Texas at a 15 Longhorn Laramie Mega Cab, leather roof nav with 70s worth. Is worth. I know it's worth 40 G's. I just need to know exactly. 38. 40. You there?

[Caller]

38 to 40, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look. 06 Pontiac GTO. Does it really have 200,000 miles on it?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Caller]

Yeah, it does. It's got 190,000. Clean as a thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get 3,000. 3,000. 3,000. Mild up. And this is actually. Hey, DJ Pre King.

[J.D. Ryan]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. And see, I'm feeling that same burn right now. 190, 000 miles on a GTO and this guy's clean as a pin. Clean as a pin. I hung up before I said. After I said three grand. Because I know he's gonna, you know, start hollering about. Well, they're in the paper for 14. Yeah, they are, dude, but they're not. With 200,000 freaking miles on them. I mean, these people in these high mileage cars, they need to get a grip on their self and their soul and their reality. Yes, because the reason I'm getting mad is because they're talking some of my buyers into talking their managers that are busy into thinking that this is okay. It ain't okay. 200, 000 mile cars ain't okay.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

They ain't worth. I don't need a cuss. I almost said it. They aren't worth a.

[Michael Turley]

What does this bring this up in? You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lose money on segments of cars, it gets you pissed off. And you start seeing these cars come across the auction block with 200, 300,000 miles on them and you're blowing 2 and $3,000 apiece on them.

[Michael Turley]

Here we go. You know, everybody sit back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody needs to wake the f up and figure out how to buy cars and quit being a dumbass. Quit being a dumbass. Yes. I'm talking about buyers. There's a reason I turned the automation computer off at 115,000 miles. It's a big red flag. It's like wake the F up and don't be stupid. Don't be stupid.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. Don't let the oklahoma guy with 240,000 miles on his truck convince you that you're not stoned. He's stoned. You're not. You've got the money. He doesn't have the money. He wants your money. Don't give him your money. And stupidity.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that was pretty much what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the buying room. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

With. With DJ Pre K. So he was on the phone with a customer trying to sell her 200, 000 mile whatever. What was it, a Dodge 3500 Pre K?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, something like that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, 3, 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

And, and soon as, as soon as he heard the miles, John just went like that right there from zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

As soon as I heard the miles, it was. As soon as I heard her say, I said, listen, most people would be seven to $8,000 on this car, but. And I didn't get to finish that. I'll give more. Okay. And then she started mailing off.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's what did it for. For you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear that?

[Michael Turley]

You pushed that?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I heard that, but give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your replay of that situation.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man, you know, basically I was trying to finesse the panties off this deal and you just wanted to ram it in, you know.

[Michael Turley]

God. All right, we could be a little less crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want to cut to the chase.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when she started that. Oh, don't talk that car salesman stuff on me.

[Michael Turley]

She said that to you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. And I said, let me tell you something, lady. Don't start that. See, just what I was saying. Don't, don't. I'm not gonna let you dumb me down.

[Michael Turley]

Right? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what a 200,000mile truck's worth. I don't give an s what you think it's worth. I know because I'm the one that blows thousands of dollars on them every week, and I'm tired of losing money on the damn thing.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

He literally went this. Said that because I've sold thousands in. In Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where your area did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, he was like, but you.

[Michael Turley]

Don'T normally talk to customers like.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but when she started talking off of me, and I wanted to show the buyers, hey, don't let a sweet little old lady from Louisiana tell you you're stupid, because who winds up getting hurt is me. I mean, with the amount of money I would lose on her truck from where she was trying to talk us into, we could have had her and her daughters give us a strip show.

[Michael Turley]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

If we wanted it.

[Michael Turley]

If we wanted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they would have been happy, they would have done it for half. It's Easy to blow $4,000 on these trucks quick when you miss them.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you get into these big, stupid miles, it's easy to miss them. Well, average book is 22 grand. You're only eight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause it's got 300,000 miles on it, you stupid ass. I mean, you drove all the money.

[Michael Turley]

Out of it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like, well, my house appraises for $500,000. You offered me one. Yeah. Cause it got flooded last summer, and you haven't fixed it yet.

[Michael Turley]

God almighty, I wish I'd been there for this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, it was.

[Michael Turley]

What a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it looks normal. Yeah, but the motor's gonna blow up any minute. Like, any second, it's gonna explode. I've got. We need to take a picture of that dodge turn. I've got a 09 Ford that the freaking side of the block blew out of, and it kept running.

[Michael Turley]

Kept running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And you could see the.

[Caller]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like a medical sex tape. You can see the piston going up and down. From the outside, it looks like a.

[Michael Turley]

Like the cutaway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like a cutaway from a medical journal. The truck will run, so it's got to be worth 20 grand. In Oklahoma, they're asking 22. Why don't you come here so I can punch you in the mouth? The engine cost 7,000. Yeah, but that doesn't get it installed. Well, I know a Mexican that'll do it for 500. Well, I don't. My Mexicans want two grand to swap them. My Mexicans got Americanized eight years ago when they came over the border. And they made a lot of money. They made more money than you. My Mexicans are rich Mexicans. They won't work free anymore. The day of the free Mexican is coming on.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

This ain't roots, baby. God.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's getting paid. I can't get it fixed for free.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. Y' all finish this segment. I gotta go have a smoke.

[Michael Turley]

And he doesn't even smoke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, when a little cherry on top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of that whole story.

[Michael Turley]

Missed that on audio, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a great. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

We end up buying that truck, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Really?

[Michael Turley]

After all that. What he. We originally wanted to buy for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not originally. No, no. For what we wanted.

[Michael Turley]

Well, we wanted to buy it. Yeah. Not what she wanted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not what she wanted.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's.

[Michael Turley]

That's the punchline there. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show and more of this fun and frolic right after this. Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if we should talk or listen to this because this is pretty damn good.

[Michael Turley]

It's good stuff, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to roll in your demon with this right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't a Billy Madison tune.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's crank it up. That sound system's awesome, that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. Yeah. Normally we bring the music down. I think we kind of leave it up a little higher right now because we're just kind of in that zone.

[Michael Turley]

Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray. Oklahoma high mileage truck trucks. You there? Ray? Ray, you're on the air. Hey. Hey.

[Caller]

I feel your pain on this, man. Let me tell you what. What I see. And I'm not saying you guys. You guys are. You guys are what you are. I. Y', all. Every weekend. But part of the problem. Part of the problem is these are. And I don't care. You know, Like I told the other guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[Caller]

I don't care what state it's in. I've been all over this country. I've. I've been to almost every state.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn, Ray. How about the trucks? Just tell me about it. What about you?

[Caller]

Go. Go anywhere and drive by a dealership and you'll see a price tag on one. 20, 22, $25,000. Open the door, stick the key in it and that pops up 350,000 miles. Yeah, you know, I mean, that's part of the problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he just say what I just.

[Caller]

Think he said, the Internet, you know, it doesn't matter what it is. Like I told him I looked at one the other day. My wife wanted an avalanche. I looked it up. There's a 07 or 08, something like that. 365,000 miles and it was a $10,000 truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what's wrong is the jack bag finance companies, the dirt bag finance guys are carrying paper on 200,000 mile crap. 200,000 mile crap is still 200,000 mile crap. It breaks down. Be scared to drive it because it's gonna break up in your hands. And then the banks are loaning. Yeah, that's what happened. Greedy. The greedy predatory lenders. Paul, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, what you got? I have a 2006 Dodge Cab 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

9 diesel, good engine.

[Caller]

Less. Less than 160,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you know, for an 06, that's kind of normal. And this truck actually will make it. If you said you had a Ford 6 liter, I'd just hang up on you. When you had a hunt, when you said 160,000 miles. So let me ask you this, Paul. Are you a reality based person? Are you between Dallas and Oklahoma? You're up there towards Denton, so you're leaning that way. Do you have that Oklahoma flu where they don't understand mileage over money?

[Caller]

I'm not like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I think your truck, it's a mega cab. Is it a. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's average to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think $10,000 buys the truck.

[Caller]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, if that works for you, I'll get Uncle Roy to get a check cut off the printer from Miss Connie and head to Denton and pick it up.

[Caller]

No, I've been offered more than that for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Around 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God damn.

[Michael Turley]

We just went down this road.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just.

[Michael Turley]

The dust hasn't even settled from this road.

[John Clay Wolf]

$20,000 for 170,000 mile. What year are we in? 18 minus 0612 year old Troy. Hell no.

[Caller]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a little light. I'm probably 2G's light. I needed to leave myself somewhere to move with the old boy.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he, he, he said he was realist. He promised he was a reality driven person. And if he saw 19, it was on some crazy ass trade in. And a Kia store where they have like $50,000 in factory rebates to like just throw so much shade and confusion into the deal. The customers didn't even know if they're buying a Kia or, or if they're going to jail. I mean it's all. It's almost like running an ad on Craigslist. I don't know anybody who's run an ad and an advertisement to sell their car that didn't get end up in the trunk, locked in the trunk and raped.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if that's accurate, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Close enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna sell it myself. Okay. Well, I hope you like, you know. Have you ever been to prison? Have you ever met the salad tossing man from the Chris Rock talked about back 15 years ago? Well, you're fixing to when you get this Craigslist guy and he tapes you up, throws you in the back of your car and takes you to a back alley and at the end of it you're still not gonna have your car sold. No. And actually the time it's going to take for me to recover your car's going to depreciate. You should have gone to give me.

[J.D. Ryan]

The VIN before post an ad, get stabbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That was just so perfect. I mean it was perfect. After your big rant and screaming and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hollering, he goes 20 rush limball. Take it away. I'm. I'm Rush Limo.

[Rush Limbaugh]

That's your impersonation of Hell Rushmore, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm just trying to gather it all up, get it going.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, Julia. It's nice to see. I dried up for a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you did.

[Rush Limbaugh]

My wife, Mrs. Limbaugh. Yeah, I said she thought I was drinking too much vodka.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I will have restaurants all over tv.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they are, you know.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Tis the season as I said. But I laid off a while actually. My friend Ted Nugent.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Was in your part of the world. Yeah, Last week for a while.

[Michael Turley]

Doesn't drink.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, no, he's teetotal. But he does smoke the peyote.

[Michael Turley]

No, he doesn't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yes, he does.

[Michael Turley]

No, he does.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He does with me.

[Michael Turley]

No, he doesn't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And we've been high to the be Jesus belt all week long. We actually watched Apocalypse now four times in a row this past Tuesday. No, it's really a lot more serious film than I realized.

[Michael Turley]

Do you think it was A comedy jes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What do you. What do you think he means when he. He says, who's in charge here? And the guy says, I thought you were.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

The nuttiness of it tripped me right out of the. My mind.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Actually had to have a little drink after that.

[Michael Turley]

You said you didn't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Just a tiny, tiny. Not more of a shot drink. All right, breathe in. Swallow. Breathe out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did your wife know that you start drinking again?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Well, she. Not really, no. I've actually been staying in Nebraska with Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all bow hunting? Hey, I'm telling you, bow hunting. Little people.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You bet. Yeah, we. We've actually killed four goats.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Someone's poor dog wandered up to the motel. She was a beautiful thing. But Ted says, you know, if you. If you can kill it, well, you should.

[Michael Turley]

No, he doesn't.

[Rush Limbaugh]

So we did. We didn't eat it or anything. I wanted to. Ted thought it would be a bad idea.

[Michael Turley]

It's a real bad idea.

[Rush Limbaugh]

How often do you see a. A purebred basset hound anymore out on the range? Yeah, I can just. Those ears. Just crispy ears. Killed it anyway. But we reported it to the proper authorities. Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walmart. That's it.

[Rush Limbaugh]

We called and said that dog out here by the motel, just as dead, is the Democratic party these days. Crispy ears and all.

[Michael Turley]

I got it now.

[Rush Limbaugh]

He's a great guy, Ted. He's a teetotaler. Like I've been for about a day and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on with Russia?

[Rush Limbaugh]

You ever had the peyote?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Rush Limbaugh]

If you did, you'd understand Russia perfectly.

[Michael Turley]

Why is that? You gotta be high.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The thing about. Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Rush Limbaugh]

General Patton. At the end of World War II, after the battle of the Bulge, our hero, George S. Patton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Four star general, wanted to march all the way into Moscow, right?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And President Truman said. Ah, let me think about.

[Caller]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

If he done that, the Russians would be our best friends today. Well, we're on our way to doing that now.

[Michael Turley]

We are, actually. Trump's kind of being buddies with them.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, they're not so bad.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Just because they're evil murderers all the way back to. To Lenin, not to mention Marks.

[Michael Turley]

Wait a minute.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But this is a. You know, this is not your grandfather's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marsh wasn't in the Beatles. Oh, my God.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is a. This is a new streamline. Russia.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Have you ever seen that video of. Of Vladimir Putin wrestling the tiger?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I mean. Well, why not be friends?

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Well, we should be friends with him.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I mean, when we are friends with him, superpower Ted Nugent can kill the tiger.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And then Putin doesn't have to worry about it.

[Michael Turley]

No, it was kind of a thing.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Like, maybe we can get him on the. On the ticket as vice president.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Trump is going to get what's going to come of these emails in this meeting with his son? Was there an inside line?

[Caller]

No, no.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I think he was just making a caviar run.

[Michael Turley]

Caviar, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And vodka.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You can't get good Caviar in Washington, D.C. no. You order caviar, you get on the phone and you call Caviar R Us.

[Michael Turley]

All right?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Washington, D.C. this has happened to me. You order caviar.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's happening to you?

[Rush Limbaugh]

They bring you minced oysters. Oh, no, it's not the same thing.

[Michael Turley]

It's not.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Not at all.

[Michael Turley]

Not at all.

[Rush Limbaugh]

These poor bastards in Washington, D.C. they've never seen caviar.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Tasty. Especially on the peyote.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You get a different kind of munchies with the peyote.

[Michael Turley]

You are on something. Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

We're eating blackbirds and crawdads. Did you know they're crawdads in Nebraska?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

They hide under the corn. There's not there for millennia at a time. They're a little dry.

[Michael Turley]

No such thing.

[Rush Limbaugh]

But tasty.

[Michael Turley]

It didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush Limbaugh.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I think I could use a little peyote right now. Hand me that cactus over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty, My Lord. On the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Guy writes. It just reminds me of the. Of the dinner scene at Talladega Nights. The prayer scene. Cool truck, man. For the headliner in the truck, how about a tooled leather picture of Willie Nelson as Barbarossa? Does that sound like Cal my Jesus has. You know, I pictured my Jesus in a in. In gold straw and curly blonde hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, that would. You know, it's actually more. You think about it. It would kind of match.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it would very much match. Hey, and for. For those of y' all who just tuned in, my name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. Hello, too Turley. We name of the show's John Cleewolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And John Cleewolf.com show on Facebook. Yep. And that's what we're talking about. We bought this crazy 56 hauler conversion truck. You can see it on our deal.

[Michael Turley]

And we were really well done beautifully.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to put a headliner in it and we're asking the listeners to give us ideas. A tooled leather Picture of Willie Nelson as Barbarossa. Interesting.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I think you've gone over the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So hauler, earlier, we're talking about. Sell that right on the love wagon, the mobile unit.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said we need to sell that mobile. We need to get. Sellthatbitch.com. we need to get that URL.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And of course, our wonderful listeners beat my IT guy to it. He jumped right. Rob jumped right on. He was listening to the show. He jumped right on it. He said before he could check out, somebody grabbed somebody got it already. So I'd like to know who you are and what you'll take for it.

[Michael Turley]

Sell that dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-7234 listening.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. I'd like to buy my own line. My own line back so I don't have a trademarked.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to. You're so you're going to cow down to the squatter and buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who buys stuff all the time?

[Michael Turley]

I smell a stinky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just, just.

[Michael Turley]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like rowdy, man. When he. When you got the wheels.

[Michael Turley]

I got you. I get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had to get. We had to get our wheels back. True. You gotta do it. So we got to get it back. So call in the show. Don't email me, call in the show. 800, 800 radio. Whoever just squatted on my domain and let me know what you're thinking is. And they're definitely listening.

[Michael Turley]

They were listening when they bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 800-800-radio. If it's. I just like to know what, what the plan is. I mean, how you're going to utilize it if you don't sell it to me or give it to me. If you're a good guy. I mean, maybe it's one of our good listeners that just wanted to make sure no one else got it. They want to reassign it.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hoping for the best. We'll just see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's a squatter, John. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Cuz they hid the domain or they're who. They're who they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we already looked at that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, your squatter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're squatting on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think.

[Michael Turley]

We'll see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. I got a cease and desist letter this week from Carmax.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's what you could do with this guy too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Send him a cease and desist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Carmax had A better argument than I'll have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

You want to discuss it? You want to talk about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I wrote back. Hey, man, you're right.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to fight. Oh, we had CarMax offer. Yeah. Dot com.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had CarMax, the domain CarMax offer. And then so when you go to it, you can, you know, it says I cleaned it up because it looks so bad.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Like we were trying to pose as them.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I put give, you know, we will beat your CarMax offer or pay you a hundred dollars. But we did use their kind of typeset and, and it was kind of CarMax looking. And then at the bottom it said, brought to you by givemethevend.com. now I. When I saw this in the meeting we did. We do a lot of IT work all the time. We had a meeting. Hell, it was six months ago. We did these. And I looked at him, I started laughing. I was like, that's bad. That's so bad. I'm embarrassed. And I don't get embarrassed very easily. And I told our IT guys, like just scrap that. I'm. My words to them were, if we do this, I'm gonna get a cease and desist letter from CarMax.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I didn't realize that the sites went hot. We never marketed them. We never put search engine on. We never did anything. But somebody found it. They let them know we got nothing from it. We never. It never. I didn't know. You can go back and track the inbound URLs that come in your system.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. But it was. It was bad. And they're right. I'm sorry, I didn't realize that we actually. That I thought it was a private urgent URL.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they were right.

[Michael Turley]

They were right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, hey, when. When, when somebody's right, I'm. I'm not too big to.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. So somebody that's squatting on sell that dot com.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call in now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Let's talk about it.

[Michael Turley]

Let's chat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike and Odessa, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, John. I just wanted to tell you that, you know the. All. All this. These people trying to say all these pick up these high. I can get. Give you. I can give you a catchphrase for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

You can polish a turd till it shines. Still a tur.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. Agreed. And in Odessa, I must admit, we are seeing it. It's almost like. Like there's ou flags flying out there. Cuz. Cuz we're the. The miles on those trucks like little make I was when we got on the air. Odessa in Midland. I was expecting the rich oil guys to start calling us on the Ferraris, Lambos and corvettes and nice trucks. Trucks. All we're getting is 220, 000 mile whopped out diesels. I mean they're worth three grand. They're worth three grand. They're not 13. I don't care what your payoff is. And if a dealer screwed you, that's between you and him. That's nothing to do with me. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car.

[Rush Limbaugh]

When friends tend to get a little wordy in conversation, he pretends to pay close attention. But he's really calculating new strategies for clash of clans. He prefers orange juice with breakfast because there's no better place for what's left of last night's vodka. His blue drink Dodge Charger has a white passenger door that he stole off of a parked police vehicle in an IHOP parking lot when he was pissed drunk. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is a quick 1 minute lightning round where we bid cars real fast for listeners. Remember, you can go to givemetheven.com to solidify these deals. Michael in Sweetwater, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Sport track XLT with 56,000 miles roof average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's super clean. It's been covered ever since we bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 8,000? Does that sound right? Eight to nine? How much is it?

[Caller]

I've been thinking five and 11, but. Excuse me. Sorry. That was 11. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

This car belonged to my wife, okay? And she passed away in November.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm still kind of sentimentally hooked on it. That's true.

[Caller]

Well, I am brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are wonderful and you know, they quit making sport tracks. But it's it's the next. I. I may go to 10,000, do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up right on there. It takes 11, 5 and we'll see how close to it we can get. But I bet at the end of it we'll get this thing bought.

[Caller]

Okay, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Oh, hell. There's a lot more here. Hey, Sam. And Odessa 15 challenger with 72. 72,000 miles, navigation, 12, 13 grand. Troy and Troy. No, John and Troy. An 08 Hyundai X SG300 with 79 leather roof. If it's nice. It's a goofy old body style, but I'd still give two grand, maybe 2500 for it. All right. All right, Ben, we'll get to you in a minute. David Altis. It says sell that. Let's go. Is available.

[Caller]

I don't know if it is. I said don't get held hostage. Go get that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's watch him jump on that one, too. Everybody run to godaddy and just spend money. We go, daddy. Just have fun. We'll be back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars.

[Michael Turley]

Radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

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[J.D. Ryan]

The Hag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice selection there, Turley, here on this rock and roll morning.

[Michael Turley]

Do you ever see him live? No, I've seen a Billy Bob's great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the next time he's coming? Okay, let's go see him next time.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, let's go see him next time. That'd be great. We'll go see him in Conway Twitty too. They're on tour together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe we can see him in Dwight Yoakum. No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can get Tom Petty head embroidered on the leather for the vehicle. Big haggard fan. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Embroider Willie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Screw Willie Haggard.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on the bottom it says big city. Yes. Set me free, turn me loose. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe a silhouette of the big city Fort Worth in the background.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had one listener that said embroider the Virgin Mary on the headliner with boxing gloves. It says, do you want to hit this?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's odd. That's just odd.

[J.D. Ryan]

1956. Ah, you going Latino, 1956. It's kind of that.

[Michael Turley]

I want you to say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben. Good morning, you're on the air. This is John.

[Caller]

Hey, John, how's it going, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben. Ben, what you got? You. Do you have an RV for sale?

[Caller]

RV for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, which, who, who's this?

[Caller]

This is Ben with Texas RV Buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Ben with. Give me the vin. You might give me the vin. RV buyer. Ah, I forgot. He. He keeps telling me to remind people that we buy RVs.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I forget. I'm glad you called in.

[Michael Turley]

We buy motor motorized and trailers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. We buy RVs all the time. So you can go to. Give me theven.com, put in your RV. What's the most expensive one we bought? Ben.

[Caller]

Bought. So far in this last year we've been about 120,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Michael Turley]

Like a Fleetwood, Something like that.

[Caller]

I believe it was. Yeah, I believe it was a Fleetwood, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many of the people are people more upside down in coaches or in trailers?

[Caller]

That's a great question. Everybody's upside down, it seems like on anything. But I would say, you know, some guy just stroked his check for $26,000 to get out from underneath the fifth wheel. So if that, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get from out from underneath the fifth wheel.

[Caller]

Yep. Stroke the check for $26,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

In negative equity. Damn.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can really save. You get a lot of value out of buying used, nice used product.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what, what do you. Is the toy hauler still the one that brings the most money? I mean, it's, it's got the best market potential.

[Caller]

Toy haulers are great. Yeah, it just kind of depends on what you're dealing with. A lot of people want washers and dryers and these things and they, most of them come with generators so you can live in them. But yeah, I'd say the toy haulers are definitely great merchandise. We've been selling a lot of class fees lately. The mid size cab over motorized units.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Caller]

Around the corner we're picking up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben is an old friend of mine and he is our RV expert. So when you load it into givemetheven.com Ben is your official RV buyer that. That bids them on our behalf. And feel free to go talk to.

[Michael Turley]

The public at all or no. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just buying cars, buying RVs, that's what we're doing. We're not going to confuse it with everything else. I'm not selling nobody nothing. I'm buying, buying. Stay in your lane, jb. Pick a lane and stay in.

[Michael Turley]

I was hitting the side there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hitting the side ain't selling S. We're buying. That's what we do. When you go to the laundromat, what do you do? You wash your laundry. You want a hamburger with that? No, I just want to wash my damn laundry. Will you shut up?

[Caller]

All right, Ben, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to go, go to. Give me the vin.com. if you'd like to sell your RV or motorcycle. We buy motorcycles too. We have Harley experts here and rice burner experts, ATVs, all that stuff. 800. 800-723-4800. What? Rice burners? You don't know what that is? He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Oh, that's not racist.

[Michael Turley]

Just stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, you guys are just getting too sensitive on me. So Beyonce.

[Michael Turley]

Beyonce.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought her Phantom drop head convertible. That's what drop got you. And it was really fun when we were negotiating this roles this week, just.

[Michael Turley]

Out of the blue. How bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was bizarre.

[Michael Turley]

It's really. You're not just saying. It's not like one she had. It came from her family, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And then. What's that song, Charlie? I don't know my Beyonce catalog. I don't know my Beyonce catalog. Oh, you're so close.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think he's trying to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's what you were trying to do, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her and her hot sister doing the dance in the leotards. It was like a modern day version of Robert Palmer's Addicted to Love video. I mean, how do you forget that?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you bought her or her father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her father's drop head convertible. And when we were done, he's like, you don't realize what you just did. And DJ Pre K is the guy that got the call. Of all people, right? Of all people. And he's like, oh, bottom nice rolls. He's like, we buy a lot of nice cars every day. He's like, yeah, but you ever heard of Beyonce? It was their rep that called. Okay? Family rep. And we pulled the Twix on it. I'll be damned. I mean, it's registered.

[Michael Turley]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Music World Entertainment? Matthew Knowles. Huh.

[Michael Turley]

Some people don't know what a Twix is.

[John Clay Wolf]

A registration.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we handled all the paperwork, went to Houston, picked it up, and it's on our Facebook page. Junk the Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you put a check on it, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I dropped a check on that be. I dropped a check on that.

[Michael Turley]

What's it doing in Houston? Is that family?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where they're from.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beyonce, Houston. Sierra's from Austin. You don't know nothing about no soul.

[DJ Pre K]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're the widest monkey in the room.

[Michael Turley]

Sing that song again, John. Give us your impersonation of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[Michael Turley]

I'm the one that doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

So when it rolls through, can we have three girls that dress like this always and just play this in the back?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to sell it at the Dallas auto auction about 10:30 on Wednesday. And we have another Rolls Ghost right behind it. And We've got a 350 GTR. GT350. We got a lot of cool cars every week in our auction line. About 10:30 is when the heavy stuff comes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're starting off with Beyonce's Rolls.

[Michael Turley]

Can you Facebook Live that or no?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Should. Yeah, he can't because he's doing nothing. Can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it's gonna make you money. Put this in the back.

[Michael Turley]

Still a show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. It. It's blue, you know, and it's got the. The. The stainless hood. It's the great big family.

[Michael Turley]

The big one that. It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when. When I knew it was coming from him, I said, let me guess. It's blue or burgundy. And they're like, how'd you know? Like, you know, you just live long enough. You just know.

[Michael Turley]

You just know these things.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't light blue. It's dark. I knew it. I knew it. 800-807-234. But, yes, we did buy Beyonce's Rolls or her dad's Rolls, and we buy a lot of stuff like that. So go to givemetheven.com. load them up. Heavy cars. I'll outbid anybody anywhere on a heavy car. When y' all take those to CarMax or Texas Direct, whoever. Yeah, y' all are weight. You're spinning your wheels, dog. They don't know how to handle that 60,000 stuff. Don't even know how to spell it. A bear bag.

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[Caller]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[Rush Limbaugh]

It's awesome.

[Caller]

Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I don't see it took me so long just to realize or something. Boston's awesome. John and Lafayette, good morning. You're near.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, homie?

[Caller]

I got a 2010 Mercury Grand Marquee. It's the ultimate model. Yeah, it has. It has leather but no sunroof on it. 79,000 miles. I happened to listen to your program and I was thinking about buying a new car. And I wanted to possibly sell this one if I could get a decent price.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 5,000.

[Caller]

Around 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Okay, I got your number. Let me think about it and I'll give you a call back. Would it be all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, actually, don't call. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll get it back bought and get it picked up. I've got a crew on the ground down there. They'll show up at your house. Show up at your house with a check.

[Caller]

Is that the best you can do, sir? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's see the pictures. Take a few pictures. Let's look at it. I'm assuming it's pretty nice.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, it's a pretty nice car. You see around 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know. I'll give 5,000 for it if it's a nice car.

[Caller]

Okay, let me think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Mike and Adessa. Headliner idea.

[Caller]

The headliner idea would be since it's a memorial to the man that actually built the truck, why can't. Why can't you just go ahead and do the cowboy nailing at the cross with the horse and then just put in loving memory of. And don't put no name on it, but that. That represents all the cowboys out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good idea. That's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Represents all the cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Mike.

[Caller]

That represents all the previous cowboys from way back in the day all the way up present time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good idea, Mike. Headliner idea. Arlington.

[Caller]

Hey, what's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just chilling.

[Caller]

Hey, you know how they said in painted velvet, I mean, painted Elvis have one of the Flying J truck stop with JD Going after some lot lizards.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what we're talking about is. You see it on our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show. And what we're Talking about? We bought this 56 hauler rig that this guy redid. It's. It's craziest truck you've ever seen. We posted pictures, but it's missing the headliner. He died right before he put the headliner in. So we're. We got to finish the job. We're getting ideas from people on what to do. And this guy suggested flying J truck logo with oil painting of JD chasing hookers. Yeah, Mike, I know you have one more idea, but I think that we, you know, there's. There's something to be said about stopping while you're ahead. And I think you're ahead right now.

[Caller]

Some y' all are in Jerry's Dallas, and we can't get y' all till 12 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you please call Don Davis at iheartmedia and ask him that question? Because I've been asking him that question for two years.

[Caller]

Come on, y' all gotta do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta do it. It's the listeners that gotta do it. They won't listen to me. They don't. They hate me, man. I'm not even allowed in the building.

[Caller]

Put them in that demon and put the red key in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put the red key in. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Get in the barrel.

[John Clay Wolf]

This says Jerry. And then his comment is, Jerry. Jerry. Good morning. I don't know DJ Pre K's. You know, his call producing skills. Jerry, are you there?

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what have you got? Oh, is this Carrie? Listen. Hey, dj. Dj, headset. You got it. You got to learn how to spell, dude. Carrie is not spelled with a J.

[J.D. Ryan]

He can't hear in the headset. We got to do something about that.

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe buy me a better headset and we'll get to talking, you know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean, is anybody said. No. Has anybody said, hey, John, I need a new headset to do this show properly. Here's a link to one that's $69. Okay, DJ, get with Hurley, get with Connie, get the credit card and get it bought. How about you be a little more proactive and quit waiting on everybody to wipe your butt all the time?

[Michael Turley]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you have to do everything.

[DJ Pre K]

Tell me how you feel, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Carrie, good morning. This is Carrie. Carrie is a drill. He works for us. Okay, Carrie, how long have you been with us? Over a year?

[Caller]

Yeah, about almost two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we bought Beyonce's Drophead Phantom rolls, and we're gonna sell it at the Dallas auto auction on 1030 lane 11 on Wednesday. And I was thinking about doing a little production because we put on a show in our, you know, we have the big jumbotron screens. Uh huh. Yeah, that song. And then what I was thinking, can you gather up some of your drill team girls and dress them up like they did on the video in the black leotards and they could do a little dance, little segment of that dance at the auction in front of the car before we sell it.

[Michael Turley]

Oh really?

[Caller]

On Tuesday?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wednesday. Bring it up a little.

[Caller]

Yeah, I can definitely try. I can, I can ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have, do you have the contacts?

[Caller]

I would have to talk to the girl's parents.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sure.

[Caller]

About what time? Because they have school on Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, it's not like they ain't skipped before. Here's what we need. We need, we need three gals and they need to look at that video and you need to do a 30 second or one minute rendition. One minute rendition? Yeah. If they come that long. Maybe two minutes. Maybe two minutes. So they can be walking that rolls up to the auction block and then we'll stop and play that song. This song. And they can bust out the move and you can sit there and be the drill team, you know, step, step, kick, kick.

[Caller]

And what song is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

This one. Turn it up, Turley. Put a ring on. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

I can try to gather up three girls that can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll pay them, you know, just, just, just. We'll pay them a hundred dollars a piece.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's do that.

[Caller]

We do that for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Wednesday. Wednesday. And it'll be. So they'll need to get there at 9:30 and they'll do it at 10. Yeah, and they can like, just wear SW sweat tops and then like, like they can wear covers and then bust it out right when it's showtime.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, I got you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks, man.

[Michael Turley]

CJ, I'll wear a dress for 100 bucks. Oh, I can do this, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That wouldn't help the sale.

[Michael Turley]

It wouldn't help at all. Be distracting.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could serve food too, while they're there. Yeah, I think so.

[Michael Turley]

It's gonna be great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always finding another way to make them work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 300. We got, we got, we got to stretch our dollar. We got to, we got to make.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure we don't know about that yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 8007234 is the call in number and obviously giveme the vin.com is the website.

[Michael Turley]

If you need me to come out. We really need you to Facebook Live. This would be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

That be fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Switch her off.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or we ought to have Rowdy, the wheel thief come out.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, stop me about that.

[Michael Turley]

This week, I had a guy stop me in Kroger and ask me if that was real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was very real. I know it was.

[Michael Turley]

It was too good to be not real.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the truck came across the block, people stopped and recognized it from the Facebook post. He said, this is the one. And you got your wheels back.

[Michael Turley]

You want to reset the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

The damn thing still lost $500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We had somebody who picks up cars who did actually switch wheels on you, you know, from the wheels that were picked up on the vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So picked up. A chevy truck had gorgeous 22 inch factory chromes. And in. Our driver had recently purchased a truck in the same body style. So when the truck checked in to our place, it had ugly black spares on it. And we're like, wearing the wheels, going. He figured we did so many cars because we do a couple thousand cars a month, we'd miss it. Slide by, Turley, the old Jewish bulldog. He caught it. Jewish. He caught it.

[Michael Turley]

He's not Jewish, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. And then he called the customer. Customer's like, no, no, no, no, no. I. The wheels were on it because he called Rowdy. And Rowdy's like, no, the customer took him off.

[Michael Turley]

Right. It just so happens the customer videotaped.

[John Clay Wolf]

He videotaped Rowdy pulling out of his driveway, waving his truck goodbye, saying, bye, truck bye. And then our other car starts up and leaves, too. The getaway car. And. And. And because Rowdy's like, no, it was a test drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, no, no car showed up six or four hours later at the auction. Because we have a video of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So he takes it to the. To his buddy's place. They throw him up his truck and the other truck on lifts, and they swap the wheels. We got our wheels back.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life went on. Rowdy lost his gig.

[Michael Turley]

You should play that whole segment. That is classic.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll replay that sometime. That was one of our better moments.

[Michael Turley]

Moments that really happened. I'm like, who are you, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Alfred in arlington. 14 platinum f, 154 wheel drive. Oh, we got 38 seconds left. Hell, I thought we had 10 minutes left. I don't know. Alfred, it's pushing 20 g's. You there?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, about 20 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and the computer will bid it immediately. It'll take you seconds. No. That goes for everybody that wants to get a bit on their cargo to givemetheven.com we will come to you and we will pick it up and pay you. Look at the. Give me the VIN reviews online and you will see that we do what we say we're going to do when we say we're going to do it. If you're telling, if you ain't lying, I'm buying. That's really how this works. Just tell us the truth about what you got and there will be no problem. My name is John Clay Wolf and I will see some of y' all next Saturday. And the rest of you making the jump to hour number four.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Givemethe vin.com presents.

[Caller]

Crank it up.

[Dutch.com Announcer]

It's red hot.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm digging it.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donny Iris Aylea, 1970. 78.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that about right? The one hit wonder himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another tune that you can roll in the demon with, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are all they have.

[Michael Turley]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That perfect chill, but not too chill. Just enough rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we bought that other demon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. When are we getting it?

[J.D. Ryan]

We should get it Monday, Tuesday. He's out of town right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's agreed to do it. And funny story with that.

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he sold it to his once. We paid more. Yeah. Is he gonna sell to us this time?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he's agreed to it and he's. We sent the congrats and everything.

[Michael Turley]

What happened the first time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get back a signed po?

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't checked the system. It was done last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know what I do respect is the people that break their agreements with us. We send a signed PO and they sign it and it says there's a $250 breakup fee. And the reason is, is because we made an agreement. And if you sell it to your neighbor, your friend, or you change your mind, you got to understand, we've started spending money on this transaction.

[Michael Turley]

Cost us cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean in logistics and people and transportation, all kinds of stuff. And a lot of people, when they do bug out, say, hey, man, I had to change my mind. They send the check.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a customer send a check, come back, and then sell the car to us. Because the reason he had to break up is because he had to use the car for a longer period of time and stuff.

[Caller]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

We didn't ask him. He sent it, called back, came back and sold the car to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good guy. That's a guy that's a man of his word. And that. Exactly. That is what. I'm a man of my word. And if you read our. Give me the vendor reviews. You'll see. And I'm not trying to be cheesy or douchey or crybaby. It's just true. It just doesn't exist. Actually, it does. It does exist, more than you think with people. There's a lot of squirrels out there.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. In the dealers have squirreled up the entire brand of dealership. But a lot of the public people, you know, are still people of their word. And then there's guys that aren't. Do you have the hoot clip handy? We need to play that again. A person that's not.

[Michael Turley]

Well, people read the reviews. They think yes is too easy. What are these guys up to? And then they read the reviews, and I was like, oh, my lord. They really do it. It does sound too easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the hoot thing? Okay, so. So this is a situation where one of our buyers, we. We went to the people's house to pick up the car. After all the conversations and all the paperwork, everything's done. And they get to the house, and they're. And nobody else at the door. So they ding dong, ding dong, call us back the driver's door. Like nobody's here. It's like, I just talked to him. He's like, ring the doorbell a couple of times. The lady comes to the door, and she's like, he's in the bathroom. You can't talk. He's like, well, okay, just. I'm here to pick up the car. Here's your money. Well, he. I don't know what to do. So the guy was flaking out is the bottom line. And he wasn't come to the door. He wasn't man enough. He sent his old lady to the door. So Hooter are one of our buyers, and he's a real calm guy. Hooters the calm. You ever heard the thing don't piss off a nice guy?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sahuter snapped. He freaked out. And I was in the buyer's room when it happened. He hung up with the customer. Then he started. He started yelling, kind of like when I snapped earlier. Yes. About the high miles. And I hit record on my phone, and this is what we got.

[Caller]

All right, well, you have a good day. Why am I getting every shaky deal up in this mother, man? God, me. I'm done. I'm done for the date.

[Michael Turley]

Who?

[Caller]

I can't Take another.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Greg.

[Caller]

Came up with a 15 on this Dodge Challenger he's gonna deliver today at 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Text him.

[Caller]

Called him twice and they called him the third time and he's in the. Didn't have enough balls to talk to me and tell me he's a comeback. You know what I'm saying? He lets his ass wife answer the phone because he's more of a in his rights, you know what I mean?

[Michael Turley]

So what did he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He sell somewhere else?

[Caller]

Oh, he's just decided to sell another car. And by then I wouldn't. I wouldn't even gonna face this sucker right, you know, go, oh, hey, send me the bin on that one. Let me hold you there. So I was like, fine. I said, you know, just been nice for you to, you know, be decent about it. Pick up the God phone. I've been calling you all God day. You know what I mean? What the man?

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I hate.

[Caller]

I hate people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry about that. I know how it feels, man.

[Caller]

It's just, man, it's been happening to me all week. All last week. It's been one flake after the next. Man doing wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you.

[Caller]

Man, I'm just a magnet. All a sudden. Magnet. I am a magnet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not laughing. I wanted to buy the damn car.

[Caller]

Yeah, I did too. I mean, great, man. You don't want to buy it, man, just text me. You don't even have to talk to me. Just say, hey, man, I'm not going to sell the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lied. Tell me the truth. Tell me you lied.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm a liar, you know, and I can't even. I won't even talk to you. I'm gonna get my wife to do it. Holy. He's from Mansfield. Go figure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that was. That was a. That was a shining moment. Give me the VIN history. It's true. John, L.A. you there?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We turn your radio down and we can hear you Clearly. You got a 15 Ford F250?

[Caller]

16.

[John Clay Wolf]

16. 16. That's DJ Pre K. They don't call him Pre K for nothing. That's the only grade he graduated from. He can't. He can't record, transcribe. Well, a 16F 250, is it? It's a Platinum?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that noise in the background?

[Caller]

Not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a diesel. Is it a FX4?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Does it have a power sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Ruby red.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the miles?

[Caller]

20,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the rear DVD entertainment.

[Caller]

It. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a 16 sets. The new body style?

[Caller]

No, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last.

[Caller]

Last year of the old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last year of the old. That gets tricky. We've been kind of blowing our. We've been blowing our brains out on these trucks a little bit because they discounted the new ones so much. Good miles. Good truck. I think I'm 47, 000. If you'd asked. If you'd asked me a month ago, I'd have been 50.

[Caller]

Okay. Yeah, I. I might be looking to sell it because like you say, they discount the new one so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. All right, we'll go to givemetheven.com. load it up. What city are you in? What station you listen to us on? It's.

[Caller]

It's out of Louisiana. I'm not sure station it is, honestly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Lake Charles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, that. It's the classic rock station there. In, In Lake Charles. Yep. All right, man, Cool. Well, I have a picture. I. I can get you a check right there in Lake Charles. I've got a friend over there on Broad street and whip over there and you just take it over to him and the check will be waiting on if you want to do it.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. what's in the news?

[Michael Turley]

Let's see what's in the news in Florida. All the weird stuff happens In Florida. In St. Augustine, Florida. Man was clock on 103 miles an hour and failed field sobriety test after he was pulled over. Kevin Smith is his name. Normally it wouldn't be a big thing, you know, Florida, 103 miles an hour. Except he was stopped in a 2011 Kia Rio doing 103 miles an hour. He actually slowed down to 20 when the cops got behind him. They got him and they got him for dui. The arresting officers were suspected of making the whole thing up when they started the report with a Kia rio was doing 103 miles per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, black, Latino or other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

L.L.

[Michael Turley]

Bean became the latest retailer to announce that it will no longer sell guns or ammunition to customers under 21. It's the fourth high profile retailer to change its policy on guns recently. L.L. bean, however, will continue to sell ugly clothes and flannel shirts to pretty much anybody, regardless of age.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Duck Boots?

[Michael Turley]

Duck Boots? They will still sell. Just no more Kroger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you know what people do in Duck Boots? They hunt. And you know what they hunt with guns.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this could be a problem for liberals.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, we need to stop that. Americans who practice yoga contribute to white supremacy according to Michigan State University professor. Yeah. Religious studies professor Michigan State. State claims that Americans who practice yoga are actually contributing to white supremacy because she argued that Americans did not create yoga so they should not be able to practice it. Of course, anyone who has seen a middle aged white woman or man in yoga pants known white supremacy is the last thing that actually reveals nasty. Let's see what else we have. Finally, a pastor insists nothing happened in the the car when he was found with another man bound and naked. A Pennsylvania pastor insists he was merely counseling a naked man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was probably answering a ad. A car ad. Car. A car ad from Craigslist.

[Michael Turley]

Craigslist. Pennsylvania pastor insists he was merely counseling the naked man when cops found them bound with nylon rope in a parked car on a residential street saying this is George Nelson Gregory who's 61. I have nothing to hide. A witness told police the naked man got out of the car in full view of the daughter's neighbor Gab. Gregory told police officers he and other identified man were just playing a consensual game. The game apparently is called Shoots and Latter Day Saints.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got a question about that one. Maybe you don't have the answer. What was the naked bound man's story?

[Michael Turley]

He was just there. He was just playing the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, wait, wait. The. The. The. The victim.

[Rush Limbaugh]

The.

[Michael Turley]

The victim if you will call. They're not really either one of them are victim. Nobody got arrested because they were. It was consensual. It was a consensual setting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Latter Day Saints adding that they meet.

[Michael Turley]

Up from time to time and play with each other. That is what was.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're a couple of homos. There you go.

[Michael Turley]

It's. But he said nothing's going on here. I'm just counseling the man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy should have just run counseling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just took off running. Like the jackass scene where the little. The little person's in the back trunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it pops open.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just takes off running.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that prank.

[Michael Turley]

I do too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he lose his church license?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or is he still getting his clergy discount?

[Michael Turley]

It says he's. No, he's still getting the. All the discounts and all the tax benefits of being a clergy. This just happened this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I get some of that now. You and your prop. Your former co host.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He started a church. Did he use the tax benefit?

[Michael Turley]

He didn't. He didn't Start the church. But anyone can become a pastor. It's a universal life church out of California. Modesto, California. You can go online for 20, 30 bucks. You too can become a minister in about 20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so then how, so how does the tax thing work? That I'm not sure.

[Michael Turley]

If you get tax benefits in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anyone knows the. The clergy hustle, please call in and explain it.

[Michael Turley]

The tax hustle. But you can call Joel Osteen. Maybe he's on listening to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when, I mean I was exposed to the clergy tax hustle at homes Mercedes Benz for the first time in really. When we were. There was a trade in a, A preacher was buying a new ninety thousand dollar Mercedes and he was trading in his older Mercedes and they called me for the trade in.

[Michael Turley]

Fair enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he needed a little bit more and he started. He got on the phone, he took the phone away from the used car manager, got on the phone with me and started telling me about how he can help me if I'd give him a little more. And it's in God's name and all this stuff. And, and the tax benefit of his church came up in the whole thing.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot the details, but I was like, hang on, wait, wait. So you don't have to pay taxes because you're, you're a church hustler? What's that?

[Michael Turley]

Not hustler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clergy hustler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clergy hustler.

[Michael Turley]

Where's the word hustler coming in?

[John Clay Wolf]

I brought the word hustler in.

[Michael Turley]

It's a legal tax.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hustle, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but I don't think you're supposed to use it to get a bench.

[Michael Turley]

You're not. Or jet or any of these other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Things, but they all do. And, and, and why hasn't Trump fixed that yet? He, he's, he's been busy. Yeah, but that, that, that is something that's dear to my heart. This whole the yes evangelist crap. I think we need to deal with them before we deal with the Mexicans in the wall.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're bad.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know that many pastors that are, you know, doing illegal things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't mean. Well, you don't know any legal.

[Michael Turley]

It's not illegal.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not what everybody donates.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying that. There just has to be some rules of legitimacy to be a car dealer in the state of Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must have a contract for two years on a lease.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about one. Nope. Two.

[Michael Turley]

Two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you must Have a display area, proper signage, office with phones, utilities. You have to prove all this stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But these. No, these preachers don't. No, I mean your.

[Michael Turley]

Your home office doesn't work. You have. You can't just call your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah, I'd have to see that they take it to. To levels that you're not thinking that they would do.

[Michael Turley]

No, I. I guess not. I was thinking the big guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the big guys are different than the little guys. There's a lot of little guys. There's a lot of little curb stoner preachers. And they're. They're doing it for discounts and tax hustles.

[Michael Turley]

This is new because I am technically I. I am a minister. From the modest.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes time for you to do your tax return. No, I'm telling you, Jay, this is. Is real.

[Rush Limbaugh]

This is real.

[Michael Turley]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very, very real. I don't know if you have to pay income tax on. I don't know the rules. I'd love for someone to call an 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Explain the rules. Now remember, I'm not lashing out at the legit. The legit are fine. It's the illegit that make the whole thing smell wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they're the ones going to get mad too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and the bastard. And no, I'm not going to hell for saying this. That bastard that lives at Eagle Mountain Lake in Fort Worth, Texas, that has a hangers full of jet airplanes. Yeah, what's the name? Jerry Caldwell. No, it's.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jerry Falwell.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's got the TV show and he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Benny.

[John Clay Wolf]

He flies in hot Chicks. Dude from all over the country. We live in for Jimmy Stewart. No, that was just A Wonderful Life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jimmy Swagger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now Kenneth Copeland. Oh, Kenneth met the Copeland. Some of his people.

[Michael Turley]

It's his airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are the girls that he offers to come over on scholarships ridiculously hot from foreign countries.

[Michael Turley]

That's just the way it just accidentally turned out. Because God loves him. But yeah, he does have his own private airport. When you take off from anywhere in Fort Worth, you can see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was. It was a seaplane base in Fort Worth and he bought it and it's full of airplanes. I mean, this guy lives like Jay Z, dude.

[Michael Turley]

He's the one that said he lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bigger than Jay Z. I believe he.

[Michael Turley]

Said that God wants them to be away from the other people so they can be, you know, be godly when they're in an airplane. They don't get the demons on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a demon downstairs. I'll run it up his butt. A Dodge demon. My name is John Clay Wolf of Bicarcer Radio. Sins.

[Michael Turley]

Victory.

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[John Clay Wolf]

This is some real jam here. She had a lot of success. She's a like a big time wino now.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, unless you got square in the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Past few years in the buyer's office. Prek brought some supremes and on record because we have my grandparents vinyl record player in there.

[Michael Turley]

Actual real. Yeah, big old piece of furniture.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got some soul pre K in him obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got some deep Motown roots.

[J.D. Ryan]

He brought a Prince album in there. I mean he's got some, he got some interesting records there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's not just a hood rat. No, no, no. He's got some deep soul. Mike and Odessa go. Good morning on the air.

[Caller]

I just had a big question for you on your deal that you're talking about the, about the tax write offs and everything like that for the clergy and all that. I've got a friend of mine that banks, that banks about probably 100,000 maybe a little over per year on tax write offs. And the reasons being is because they follow up underneath what they call the nonprofit and the non profits is just like the NFL. The NFL is actually a non profit group that, I mean that's something you might want to look at because that's what, that's what these churchgoers or these church people are trying to throw out there. Believe me, believe it or not, I do. I do believe in Jesus Christ. But you know, I mean, they're taking advantage of that Name.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too. No, no, and that. That's my point. So I'm not. There's plenty of good preachers out there and they plenty of do. Do wonderful things. I'm not pointing at them. I'm pointing at the guys that are hustling.

[Caller]

Well, I'm pointing that like the Copeland.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all these other steal your mom's money, man.

[Caller]

Jets and everything like that. I mean, what they're doing is they're taking money from us and they're supposed to be using it for something else. But, man, they're. They're lying in their pockets 100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need to be arrested. They need to be arrested.

[Caller]

Well, they need to be more than just arrested. I think that they need to. To jack up the president. Just shove them up underneath it and shoot beans at him through a bean hole.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bean hole, right. He's put some thought behind this.

[Michael Turley]

James, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot beans at him through a bean hole. Yeah, top that, James.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Top that. Top that one.

[Caller]

No, I don't think so. Don't think so. I'm a lawyer and my dad was a pastor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller]

I know a little bit about that. Pastors themselves don't get any tax breaks, okay? The churches do. So if, for example, in buying a car, if a. If a pastor goes to buy a car, he doesn't get any tax break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless he puts it in the church's name, right?

[Caller]

If the church buys it and then places provides it to him as a benefit, that the church can get the tax break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's use a real world example. Guy has a hamburger stand and in the back he's got a sign of his church. And he runs all of his hustle through this church. It's not real. And he doesn't pay taxes because the church buys everything. I mean, that's the guy I'm talking about.

[Caller]

Well, he can try it. I mean, I don't think the IRS is going to let him get away with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how do these. How does Kenneth Copeland pull off? I mean, just.

[Michael Turley]

The church.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but like this guy. This guy just said he can try it, but the IRS won't let him get away with it. But hang on. I mean, you know, a big church, small church, right? What is a church? You know, there's cowboy churches that are tents in the middle of nowhere. They're legitimate. They're legitimate, but there's a lot of illegitimates out there that just. It just rubs me wrong.

[Caller]

And that's what the IRS is going to look at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[Caller]

Is it a legitimate church or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the definition? Do you know?

[Caller]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think the IRS knows either.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Objection four, sir.

[Caller]

Let me read common sense to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I. Yeah, but I mean common sense really doesn't. It's what's written on that piece of paper. And you know how it works. I mean they're just going to beat it. Beat it. Beat it. Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Michael Turley]

Actually, there are terms here. You have to be. There are a few things you have to be to be a church according to the irs. I just found them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

You have to be a recognized creed and form of worship. Distinct religious history. I don't know what that means. Literature of your own. Regular congregational meetings and an established worship place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a limit of your congregation size?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz. So if you. If you have your three fry cooks show up and squat down every once.

[Michael Turley]

It's every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. I'm telling you. I've seen some hustling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Church of fry cooks.

[Michael Turley]

This is from the IRS.gov. there's actually a list of. List here of things you have to be to be a church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in.

[Michael Turley]

These aren't hard to do. We could do that here. This could actually be.

[J.D. Ryan]

GiveMeTheBenchurch.com that's how Scientology came about.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hubbard wrote a book and then started it from there.

[Michael Turley]

Fiction writer wrote a book.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is his creed? Scientology.

[Michael Turley]

Scientology is the creed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Did he. How did he get us. Can we start our own creed?

[Michael Turley]

We.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Buying or something. Maybe it's your creed or.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, somebody. There was somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Used car dealer slash minister. Boy, that sounds classy. Classy. That just. I mean that. That's going to get you voted into all the clubs, isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your hair slicked back.

[Michael Turley]

It would be okay. There really is one. I thought I was right. There's a church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. This is out of California. And they. They really did. They became a. I'm sorry, excuse me, New York. And they. That's the name of their church.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's making fun of the whole thing.

[Michael Turley]

Front of the whole thing. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All right. Jim and Baton Rouge. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Caller]

I'm great, man. It's a beautiful Saturday morning to be sitting at work.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is nice. It's got it. With all the crappy weather we've had. This is awesome. I have a feeling you. This isn't the first time you've listened to us.

[Caller]

No, all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. We. We love our Saturday morning guys that we relieve some pressure for them.

[Caller]

No doubt, no doubt. It's a good time to hang out with y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. 13 Silverado with 50 crew cab, two wheel drive. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

4, 8 or 5, 3 engine? 5, 320 inch wheels or 18s?

[Caller]

22 inch factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you got the good ones. Well, we need to get Rowdy on the phone. He might want to steal them. Wow. Does it have a bench, front seat or buckets?

[Caller]

Bench.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what color tan the number $20,000 is in. I sound like Ms. Cleo. I see the number $20,000. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Caller]

I. I wasn't sure what my trade could be. A guy just traded his in and he didn't get quite that much, so. Might be enticing.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. They are. Especially after all the drama we've had with those factory 22s. Because I have more appreciation for those than I used to when I tried to. When. When we went and got a quote to replace them. It was not cheap.

[Caller]

No, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you want to sell it. We have a. We have curbside service in Baton Rouge. We'll send a driver over there and pick it up.

[Caller]

Sound straight.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. And for those of y' all who've been listening long form this morning, sell that.com was taken already by one of our gracious listeners. And then when we brought it up again, just playing sellthatbitch.com. let's go. Has already been secured. Scooped up by another squatter. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just give me the vinchurch.com. you're taken already too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, go fast. JD on that one. Givemethevenchurch.com get that one quick before they steal it from us.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I've got big plans for that one.

[Michael Turley]

Somebody's just sitting around with Google open or godaddy is open.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go Daddy needs to sponsor the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is no joke, man. They will blow your phone up.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, speaking of our. The folks that work on this show, this is a Facebook quote this week. I want you to tell me who possibly wrote this. Was it John Clay Wolf? Was it Michael TurnWith? Was it JD Ryan? Was it Babo? Possibly DJ Pre K or Eric, our strip club DJ. It is hole in my sidewall can't be fixed. No warranty. F Walmart. Hole in my sidewall can't be fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sidewall tire.

[Michael Turley]

Right. No warranty. F Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I saw that too, so I know the answer. And I thought I was going to write a comment, but I was just too tired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what it is? I was at Walmart's fault. Why is it Walmart's fault? They sold a tire that had a sidewall blowout.

[Michael Turley]

God knows what you hit, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, whose fault is it that you broke your knee? Is it the grass? Is it Jesus's fault because he made grass and rain?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's the people that. That built that thing that I stepped on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn you, God. You. You made it ice.

[Michael Turley]

That gravity thing. God. God created gravity.

[Caller]

He's funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, he'll come to your house in Louisiana and pick up a car.

[Michael Turley]

He's a great guy, great heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like when Santa Claus comes on Christmas Eve, you need to have goodies ready for him. Just a plate of cookies, a lamb burger, a little pizza. He'll do better. Goodies, goodies. Have goodies for strip club dj. The reason we call him strip club. He hasn't been a strip club DJ in years, like decades. But he. He was at one point in Bowbridge, Louisiana, is my understanding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he going to the. Is he going up there, like music playing? Hey, everybody, I'm here to pick up your car, go to the strip club voice and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you know, I think he's more into Kulag, the Rennie character, the gladiator these days. And if it's 2 degrees outside, he will show up in shorts and flip flops. He's a large man, all of 430 pounds, and he's a big teddy bear. Nicest guy ever. Ever. Did I ever tell you the time about when we left the keys at the auction in Lafayette? We left all the keys in one car and then had all the rest of our cars lined up and a dealer accidentally got a hold of the. The transporter, got the wrong truck that had all our keys in it and sent it to South Carolina. So all of our cars, we had like 20 cars sitting there and all the keys to them were in South Carolina.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we needed in the trucker was in heading to Lafayette to pick up the loads, and we had like three trucks heading there to pick them up. Okay, so we called straight strip club, and he hightails it to Saint, South Carolina, gets a friend, and they do an eastbound and down smoking the bandit run. What you never knew? I knew. Yeah, he ran down there a thousand miles, quick turn, met the guy At a truck stop, got the keys, headed back, met the drivers, got him loaded, got him, got him across the block. Wow, that is dedication.

[J.D. Ryan]

No kidding, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

After that day, I was like, I can depend on this man. True, he's goofier than a run over dog, but I can depend on this man, and I love him for that. Because there's a lot of people you cannot depend on.

[Michael Turley]

He'll be there for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a Corvette or a Miata or something small, he will have someone with him because he will not fit in it. He'll make damn sure it gets picked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He actually has a little person driving with him too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like literally?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Just in case.

[John Clay Wolf]

He always likes little people. And when I see little people, I mean, kind that the TV shows are made about.

[Michael Turley]

I forgot about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

He brought him up.

[Michael Turley]

Can't call him that other word, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets very upset.

[Michael Turley]

Very hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do not call them midgets.

[Michael Turley]

Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. That's not the program.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sam.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Odessa, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. I'm tired. How are you?

[Caller]

I'm tired too. I've been going at it since early. What do you do, like two o' clock early? I work in the oil field.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part? What do you do? I mean, what's your job in oilfield?

[Caller]

I do flow back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Are y' all fracking?

[Caller]

Yeah, I just got off a frag job, as a matter of fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, like you saw the boom four years ago? Were you working out there four years ago when it was kicking?

[Caller]

Yes, I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? If that's a hundred percent productivity, what is it at right now?

[Caller]

It's above that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll quit it.

[Caller]

They're really going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

Seriously. We just hit a new shell over here that's bigger than the Marcellus and the Utica combined.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Wolf camp, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's pretty much it. That's. We're drilling in New Shell now. Everybody's hitting it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying that the activity out there, the drilling activity, is heavier right now than it was four years ago before the crash.

[Caller]

Twice as heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my. So. So it's back to if you go to lunch, you have to wait in line and all the hotels are sold out and all that mess.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. You're lucky to find you a spot in RV camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the last time you drove? When's the last time you drove through Big Lake?

[Caller]

Last time I drove through Big Lake. It's been a while. Probably about Six months or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I figured, because, you know, Big lake started growing four years ago and hotels going up and restaurants, you know, it turns into. It's like a little oasis in the middle of desert. I figured that whole thing would go flat. So all those crazy areas are booming again. I did not know that.

[Caller]

Well, right now, most of the work is towards Pecos and it's going into New Mexico. Anadarko and Centennial bought out a bunch of land, which they pretty much bought out most in Canada's world work and can. I had all the land back then or a lot of it. Anadarko was just getting a booming. And Cana sold all their stuff out to a couple of companies. And now Anadarko and Centennial are going at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is Devin doing? Did Devin sell all their holdings out there?

[Caller]

Most of them, they're. They're just now picking up in the Barnett. They're bringing it back because the gas prices went up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've heard that Devin is fixing to start refracking the wells or other people in Tarrant County.

[Caller]

Yes, they're. They're going at it. And I've had several job offers to go back in the Barnett, so. And I actually talked to a guy today about the same thing. You know, we talked. He's a friend of mine that I worked for years ago. I can't say that I'm gonna go. I like where I'm at. But it was nice to have that phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got to go to break run right now.

[Michael Turley]

I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have time to bid this car. Go to givemetheven.com. put the license plate in or your VIN number and the computer will bid it immediately.

[Caller]

Okay. Got one idea before you go on that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Put the. Have you seen the show Dukes of Hazard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

You know that Longhorn. Longhorns on both dog's car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

You gotta do that to that truck, man. That would make it authentic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. My name is John Clay Wolfe, and I'm Bachelor radio.

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[Caller]

Are the best radio personality I've heard.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I do think that fellow at 9 o' clock hour said a bad word. And we. It went so smooth, every in mumbly, everybody missed it.

[Michael Turley]

That's how you both kind of perk up. And I didn't know what it was. That's what happened. Somebody said a bad word.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was just going to keep going, keep going. I don't know if he know if he did or not, but just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I dumped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Yeah, because I was like, man, that. I think he said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I didn't know if I thought you didn't dump it. Well, I was cyane right now. No, he definitely said. He's definitely said effing.

[Michael Turley]

I told you the time I said a bad word on the radio and it went right by everybody until a listener called in and said, did JD Just say that about Hillary Clinton? And we went back and played it back, and the guy, the producer came into the window and he looked and he goes, he said it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, Michael Turley, myself, Bobbo's off today. He will be back.

[Michael Turley]

Suspiciously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suspiciously.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lou.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposedly.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Now he's got an attorney calling us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian. He doesn't. Brian, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. We're just chilling, having fun.

[Caller]

Yeah, you guys are doing a good job. I'm an Uber driver. Thousands of rides rides under my belt now. But when I found your station, I keep. When I get on the start driving, I keep it on on the air. And these people that I drive around here, they want to know, who's that? What is he doing? What is he talking about? And the biggest thing they have is what is that race? I mean, you have these people just laughing. Your characters. You have like Rush Limbaugh, man, I had this lady just going crazy. I'm just calling you guys keep a good work. And it keeps me going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. You know, we're going to do it. We're gonna put together an app. We have so much it development going on right now, but we're gonna definitely. I think he's already found a platform for it where Uber drivers or, you know, you guys that drive for A living can just log in and have our app and we can assign jobs to you directly. So you'd be working for us.

[Caller]

Oh, that'd be wonderful. I don't know what the market is for Oklahoma. It's kind of slow with Uber driving, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. But, well, these, these would be longer distance, so this would be like we, you know, like, like long drives, like two hour runs.

[Caller]

Oh, okay. Oh, okay then. Worth my money. Okay, I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What gave me the idea was, have you ever seen that app called Favor?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it, it's the, it's the same kind of thing as Uber, but the restaurants call you up and they, they assign you a pickup. A pickup order. And I was talking. Yeah, I was talking to a guy about, I'm like, so do you work for them? He's like, I work for Favor. I work for Amazon. I work for Uber. I work for Lyft. Just whatever. I've got all three going to keep myself busy. I'm like, so I could just do it myself. Use the, use the radio show to promote the fact that we are, you know, have an opportunity for you guys and y' all can grab the app and, and then y' all can be part of our network.

[Caller]

Oh, I appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What percent does Uber. Uber take of your money?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm gonna tell you the truth. I'm gonna be honest. They have a service fee and they have a processing fee. They charge the customers. The customers can't see that fee, but I can see it. I, I'm barely making it with Uber, but live, I see most of my money, but Uber, I'm probably getting 43 of the money and they take the rest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller]

And that's the honest truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I think on our deal, we, you know, we need you for different reasons. So we'll just give you all of it. And that's why I think we'll get everybody. Yeah, that'll work. Now, if anybody just tuned in, understand we do not have this ready yet, but we are definitely working on it and we will have it. I appreciate it. Thanks, Brian.

[Caller]

All right, you guys continue the good work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great. That really Uber driver has the show on and new listeners come from that. That's great. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm glad that Oklahoma City decided to take our four. Thanks. Okay, so, Aaron, Midland, how do you determine value after wreck? Here you go, Aaron. I've got a, I've got a website for you. Are you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Knowledge Bomb time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am I am Rec check WR A C K C H E C K dot com. My good, my good friend mentor created this and he linked it up with lawyers and he created a system that will determine the diminished value that you're talking about and then you can, it'll fire it to a lawyer and they can get your claim. And I mean it almost quotes your claim immediately once you fill out the, you know, it takes about 10 minutes to get through the forms and then, and then it knows what you've got and says okay, your diminished value is $20,000 or $5,000 and we can get you this much. Your check would be two grand or four grand or whatever it is. It's kind of like a personal injury lawyer, but it's all online and it is reccheck.com Excellent.

[Caller]

Thank you very much for the help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you agree with what that guy said earlier about the oil field being as boomy as it was four years ago before the price crash?

[Caller]

It is. It very much is. We've got a lot of activity going on out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wouldn't have imagined. Where's oil? I haven't looked in six months. Is it 60 bucks?

[Caller]

63? 64. I don't even look anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't either. But it's just hard to believe that the, the actions as high as it was when it was at 100. That's crazy.

[Caller]

Do you want to know how I judge the activity?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

You know the, the extended save motel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

I drive by one every evening on my way home and I judge the activity by how much they're charging for a week at the hotel because they show it on the sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where, where are they at right now?

[Caller]

Four years ago the highest I saw was $469 per week. During the bust they were down around 189 a week and yesterday when I drove by, they were 569 a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's on. It's on like Donkey Kong out there.

[Caller]

It is on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Well, good luck. Go to rec check, get that thing cleaned up and they'll put pressure on your insurance company to pay you because diminished value is very real. Not kind of, especially on the more.

[Caller]

I've been rear ended four times in the last two.

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Because those crazy ass oil field drivers. Dude, on those two lane highways running out to the field is ridiculous. I can't believe people don't die every 30 minutes.

[Caller]

It's crazy. Thank you. I appreciate the, the information.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I give free advice on the Radio.

[Michael Turley]

Indeed you do, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that car's been wrecked four times.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got diminished values.

[Michael Turley]

You want to read a little more news?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We still have something out of Scotland. Scotland, the land of whiskey, is trying to whip the alcohol problem. Scotland will be the first country to impose minimum prices on booze and raising their prices by. Are you ready? 40%. They're trying to cut down on alcoholism by overcharging for it. Measures aim to save lives by dealing with the first minister's, what they're calling the unhealthy relationship with alcohol. In a related story, car payments and home mortgages in Scotland fear to head for repossession. Nobody's gonna keep buying booze. Come on. It's like dope. We're going to keep buying that stuff. A Jersey man is blacked out while partying in West Virginia. He ordered an Uber. We're talking about Uber. He took his Uber to home in New Jersey. Cost him 16 $35.93. The report states that this gentleman woke up two hours into the trip but didn't want to be dropped off in the middle of nowhere. So they continued to his home 300 miles away. He then paid another 1600 dollars to take the Uber the hell out of New Jersey because he said that trip was worth it. Finally, an Australian man has been charged by police after driving. You know how airplanes, sometimes they take the wings off of them when they're selling it. He bought the fuselage part and still had the motor on it. He put a gas can in the back, behind the seats, and actually taxied it down the Runway while he was taking. I mean, down the street, a city street, while he's taking it home. He stopped off at a bar, pulled it into a parking lot, and the police arrested him there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Michael Turley]

He had stopped for quick beer and some wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on.

[Michael Turley]

True story this Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Start over.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of plane is this?

[Michael Turley]

This was a little Cessna 150 with no wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was using the prop to drive around.

[Michael Turley]

Prop to drive through the cities. Correct. No wings. And he put a gas can back behind the seats. So that's where the fuel was coming from.

[J.D. Ryan]

So safe.

[Michael Turley]

So safe. And of course, he. Where would you stop?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, you know, so. So where? I mean, obviously. So if, like a tractor that you put a triangle on the back of.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? They have mowers. I mean, except for the fact it's.

[Michael Turley]

Got a prop swinging in the front to kill people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

It's a giant machete.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a ski boat.

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not giant machete.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a machete phone. R. Was he drunk?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, very drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. That's the best drunk story I've heard in years. True story.

[Michael Turley]

Cuz I saw the picture of him, the airplane sitting in the parking lot of the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I mean, that's terrible, but it's awesome anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the best drunk driver knows that. That old wings hat with the flash aviator glasses.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, true story.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was the fella?

[Michael Turley]

I didn't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can we get him on the radio show?

[Michael Turley]

Doubtedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[Michael Turley]

Let's see. Gregory Nelson, 61.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's in Australia.

[Michael Turley]

He's Australia.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'd be a jump. How many hours ahead of 2World.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I listen that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think next. Next week we need to.

[Michael Turley]

Are we at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we already off the air?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we off the air?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we are now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went. I, I, my clock was completely off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye everybody.

[Michael Turley]

See you next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. See you next week.

[Michael Turley]

Love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

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