#139 John Clay Wolfe Show 03/10/18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #139 (03/10/18)

Podcast Summary with Timestamps

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, broadcast on March 10, 2018, is powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com. The show is a wild, unapologetic blend of car talk, sports, workplace hijinks, pop culture, and riff-heavy radio morning mischief. Host John Clay Wolfe and his recurring cast, including J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K, and more, field listener calls to appraise and buy vehicles on air, share outlandish stories from the car business, riff on topical headlines, and drop plenty of irreverent jokes – all with a rowdy edge that skirts the boundaries of what the FCC might allow.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Crew Shenanigans & Absenteeism

[00:36 – 04:00]

• The show opens with the absence of Bobbo, a regular, prompting jokes about his unreliability. He's revealed to be in San Diego for his son's Marine Corps graduation, which earns both ribbing and genuine praise.
  • JD: “Where did he go? Bobbo’s just such an odd character...”
  • Turley: “He’s wearing a Hawaiian shirt. There’s palm trees in the background!”
• The crew muses about workplace communication failures and Bobbo’s lack of notice.

2. On-Air Car Appraisals

Throughout; e.g., [02:21, 07:00, 15:30, etc.]

• The show’s main engine: listeners call in with their cars, and John gives fast, honest, and often brutal appraisals – always aiming to outbid CarMax.
  • Example:
    [02:27] Caller: “I gotta sell this truck… 2017 Ford F250… turbo diesel…”
    John: “We’ll give abdomen the 17, big stroke, new body style, leather roof, nav MSRP, 72 grand. All right, 54, 55…”
  • John’s process: ask key details (location, mileage, options, condition), quote a price, and direct them to the website for follow-up.
  • Memorable quote, on an 06 ML 500: [09:56] John: “It’s worth $2,000.” Caller: “Yeah, no, that’s not gonna work.” John: “How does that make you feel, Nathan?”

3. The Parking Spot Saga

[04:06 – 13:13, revisited at intervals]

• Extended running gag about John having (and enforcing) his own parking spot after feeling guilty about using a handicapped space.
  • [04:36] John: “There’s a red Cadillac SRX in my spot... Would you send someone to tow it?”
  • [05:10] John: “I park in the handicap slot, right? But I’m not as handicapped as other people… I started feeling bad, so let’s get my own spot.”
  • This escalates into storytelling about colleagues with real disabilities and anecdotes about parking wars with old ladies.

4. Stories from the Car Auction World

[10:26 – 14:06, 45:00+]

• John tells war stories about the perils of running car auctions, including battles with aggressive buyers and incidents leading to a coworker losing a leg.
  • [13:25] John: “I started yelling at the Iranian that was trying to give me $800 for a $2,000 Mercedes. David picked him up… but the driver took off and ran over his damn leg.”

5. The “White, Black, Latino or Other” Game

[26:57, 50:06, 68:05]

• DJ Pre K hosts a recurring bit where he reads a news item, and the cast guesses the race/ethnicity of the perpetrator in tongue-in-cheek fashion.
  • [50:49] DJ Pre K: “A Connecticut man stole a rookie cop’s car… went to Taco Bell… What y’all think?”
  • [51:23] DJ: “21-year-old Derek Johnson, a black man.”
  • [68:16] Second round: “Identical twins proposing to identical twins at the Twins Festival…”
  • The segment balances edgy banter with self-aware humor and meta-commentary on political correctness.
  • [52:34] Listener Priscilla Hernandez posts: “Thank you for the non politically correct commentary this morning. It is so refreshing. He’s not a hater, he’s a Texan. He’s the accidental racist.”

6. Auction Fails & the Beyoncé Rolls Story

[32:11, 65:00, 130:05+]

• Behind the scenes: The show discusses a disastrous attempt to stage a viral “Single Ladies” dance bit in front of Beyoncé’s Rolls Royce at auction—with technical snafus, dancers left in silence, and everyone blaming lack of production.
  • [35:20] John: “It was a disaster… two little girls stood there in the lane in their leotards… trying to play a song over a phone.”
  • [65:00] The story is recapped with J.D. ribbing John for hiring dancers without music.
• Car values for “celebrity” cars are scrutinized; John laments losing $6,000 on Beyoncé’s Rolls due to hidden repaint/Paintwork discovered too late.

7. Dealer Tricks, Paint Meters, and Market Realities

[141:06+]

• John and callers discuss dealer games—like using paint meters to slash trade-in values—and John rails against dealers who exploit customers unfairly.
  • [142:18] Caller: “They started off with $15,000. They cut me to 10.”
    John: “I would have busted you back a thousand, not five. You could still be a sorry-ass used car dealer and be a good one…”

8. Show Growth, Podcasting, and Future Plans

[81:07, 149:39, 150:22+]

• Discussion about the rise of their podcast—how listeners binge old episodes, why the format works, and the boom in podcasting among younger audiences.
  • [150:22+] John shares ambitions to create a highly produced, NPR-style “behind the scenes” podcast about their world—complete with all the drama, business risks, and memorable moments.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• [05:48] John: “I don’t need the handicap spot. I need to leave it for others that need it. So I had a sign made that said ‘parking for me.’”
• [13:51] John: “David picked him up like a blocking back. But then the driver took off and ran over his damn leg.”
• [44:39] John (on the Dodge Demon): “It is the fastest car ever built… Zero to 60 in 2.3. It’s got 880 horsepower. This new Dodge Demon… It’s a freakin’ race car. It’s stupid.”
• [51:56] DJ Pre K: “I’m 27 years young, you know. Welcome back, Cotter.”
• [130:01] John (Beyoncé’s Rolls): “I lost $6,000… And it hurt. Made me mad about blue cars all over again. Sometimes you get away from that, you’re like—OK, I know this is bad. It’s loser blue.”
• [150:23+] John: “There’s an audio boom going on… These kids, 35-year-olds, everybody’s got earbuds. The amount of listening they’re doing on podcasts is just unbelievable.”

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Highlighted Segments (Timestamps)

• [00:36 – 04:00] – Crew banter & the missing Bobbo
• [02:21, 07:00, 15:30, etc.] – Regular car calls and John’s radio appraisals
• [04:06 – 13:13] – Ongoing “parking spot” dramady
• [13:25 – 14:06, 45:00+] – Auction stories, injured coworkers
• [26:57, 50:06, 68:05] – "White, Black, Latino or Other" bit
• [35:20, 65:00] – The Beyoncé Rolls / “Single Ladies” dance fail recap
• [44:39 – 47:50] – Dodge Demon test drive and fears
• [81:07, 149:39, 150:22+] – Podcasting: listener growth, future plans, and meta-discussion

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Tone & Style

• The show lives up to its promise: a bawdy, unfiltered, fast-talking riff on cars, business, and life—driven by John’s irreverent, sometimes abrasive humor and willingness to veer into personal territory.
• Humor is self-deprecating and sometimes edgy, but there’s frequent self-awareness and reflection on walking the lines of taste, race, and sensitivity.
• The team’s chemistry and inside-joke-laden banter underpin the frenetic, fun, and candid mood.
• Pop culture references, inside car biz lingo, and running gags abound.

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Takeaways & Themes

• Power of Honesty: John prides himself on telling the uncomfortable truth—to sellers and listeners alike—about car values and the “real” auto business.
• Radio as Community: The show leverages listener calls for both business and entertainment, blurring lines between sales pitch, comedy, and confessional.
• Scaling Up: From parking spot politics to auction disasters, the show vividly details the chaos and comedy of running a fast-growing car-buying operation.
• Meta-Reflection: The cast is keenly aware of their success in the audio/podcast space, brainstorming out loud about future directions.
• Equal Opportunity Offense: The crew skewers themselves, their listeners, and each other across lines of culture and identity, often recognizing the absurdity of their own positions.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to The John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode is a sprawling, unscripted ride through the collapse of the traditional radio “fourth wall.” Expect a raucous blend of car values, real-life pain, hilarious crew dynamics, and glimpses into a thriving business. The show is uniquely Texan in its brashness and flavor, but anyone who likes Howard Stern, Car Talk, and rowdy long-form banter will find a lot to enjoy.

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To hear more, catch up on full shows at their podcast site, or call in yourself for a wild time and a real car offer – “so easy you can do it in your underwear.”

Transcript

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents Crank It Up.

[B]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[A]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

Life's the same.

[B]

I'm moving in scarier. Life's the same except for my shoes. Life's the same.

[C]

You're shaking like.

[D]

And good morning. 807. John Clay Wolf Show. I'm J.D.

[B]

Ryan.

[D]

That's Michael Turley driving the boat. Bobbo is not here today. Strange again. Where did he go? Bubble's just such an odd character. I love him to death, but he just sort of is like. He's like that uncle that you invite to, like, holidays, but you never really know what he's gonna do.

[B]

Am I right?

[E]

Yeah. And I kind of had an idea that he wasn't going to be in when I looked on Facebook. And he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt and there's palm trees in the background.

[D]

Right, right, right.

[E]

And he says, son graduated from the Marines, which is awesome.

[D]

Yes, awesome. Really is amazing.

[B]

San Diego.

[D]

San Diego. This was, like, yesterday.

[E]

And so I texted him, said, hey, Bobbo, is there something you need to tell me?

[B]

He called. Oh, hey, man. Hey, man. Oh, is Babo sick again? No, he's in San Diego.

[D]

He's not sick.

[E]

His son graduated from the Marine Corps, which is cool. Which is. Yeah. And that's.

[B]

He really is going on strike.

[D]

Yeah. You're sort of kidding. I'm beginning to think you're right.

[B]

Oh, that's fine.

[E]

I think we need to call him this morning early. Because it's early there now.

[B]

This is true. Dj, do you have his phone number? Do you have. Do you have Bobbo's phone number? We'll get that.

[E]

I'll give it to him.

[F]

But I don't think I do.

[B]

Was I late with my own big intro?

[D]

I have it. We didn't do your intro this morning. I don't know.

[B]

I told you to send it to Turley.

[D]

I did.

[B]

Oh, Turley or Flake.

[E]

We don't have. We don't have it voiced or anything.

[B]

But you have Ed McMahon.

[D]

Oh, the McMahon one. I did send.

[E]

Okay, well, I need. I.

[B]

Did you send him instructions that said start the show with this?

[D]

No, I didn't.

[B]

That's what you got to do to be. To. To do it. Sending it to people's Facebook accounts is not how you do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm serious, J. Danny, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey, good morning, John. How you doing?

[B]

I'm Good. I'm good. How are you?

[C]

I'm doing great, man.

[B]

What you got?

[C]

I gotta sell this truck. I got a 2017 Ford F250. It's got the 67 in it. Turbo diesel.

[B]

Where do you live?

[C]

I live in Houston.

[B]

Where in Houston?

[C]

Double cupped parallel.

[B]

Yeah. A17F250, leather roof, nav. 14,000. 17,000. What color it is?

[C]

A charcoal gray. It's got the black leather in it.

[B]

You have a payoff?

[C]

I do, I do. I will buy 32 on it. 32 and a half.

[B]

Well, you've got equity. We'll give abdomen the 17, big stroke, new body style, leather roof, nav MSRP, 72 grand. Is that right? Yeah. And then they discount right around there. And then the rebates eight grand. 10. 72, 6, 6, 2 50.

[C]

54, 000.

[B]

55, 000. All right, 54, 55.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's look. Yeah, I need. Yeah, that sounds about right. That's my high offer so far. I wanna. I need to get this done by Wednesday.

[B]

Okay, well, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and the guys will be there by Monday. Or they can be there today, actually, if you. If you want to take a handwritten check. My guys in Houston, you know, we overnight the checks to Houston FedEx, but we also have a. My guy down there has a round of live bullets and a checkbook with a handwritten check. So we can do it today too. Thank you, sir. And just go to givemetheven.com and tell them what we did on the radio. Hey, D.J.

[F]

Yes, sir?

[B]

Did you get Ray Hubbard on the phone?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, I got Ray Hubbard on line five right over there.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Ray.

[C]

Yes, good morning.

[B]

How are you?

[C]

All right.

[B]

Do you still. Do you have any wreckers over by camp Bowie in 30? Any of your. Not your three car trailers that we use, but your wreckers?

[C]

Yep, got one over there pretty close.

[B]

Do you know where. Obviously know our office is.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Would you send one over here real quick? And there's a white. There's a. There's a red Cadillac SRX in my spot. What? What? There's a red Cadillac srx. That's my car in my parking spot. You have a spot in my parking spot. Will you please send him over here to tow it and just tow it back to your yard? He'll come get it after the show.

[C]

I'm over in about 15 minutes.

[B]

Perfect, perfect.

[D]

Tow my car.

[B]

Thanks. Hubbard's RECORD Service Wait a minute.

[D]

What happened?

[E]

Are you handicapped?

[D]

I'm not in the handicap spot. I'm in a regular spot. Oh, you have your own spot now.

[B]

You didn't notice.

[D]

I did not.

[B]

Oh, we had a sign made.

[D]

You had a sign made. You have your own spot now. Coming screaming at people now you have your own spot. Are we allowed to look at you when we're not on the air? We allow you straight in the eye.

[B]

Have you not seen.

[D]

I did not.

[B]

Okay, so I park in the handicap slot, Right? But I'm not as handicapped as other people. Yeah, but I can walk. Okay, yeah, but still, that's your spot.

[D]

Has been for years.

[B]

I understand, but. But I've got a new guy. I have people here that are worse than me.

[E]

The one leg.

[B]

David lost a leg in the auction lane.

[D]

Yeah, I remember that.

[B]

Okay, Carrie broke his back on a motorcycle, was in a wheelchair. And here I am soaking up the one handicap spot. So I started feeling bad. So I said let's make. Let's get my own spot. And then I have to fight with the little old ladies at the music school once a month.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And they come in with their canes wanting to fight the little old lady I know.

[D]

Who literally is in a wheelchair.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I take her upstairs.

[B]

Oh, yes. Why she come upstairs?

[D]

Because I'm not upstairs. I'm sorry. Into the music place.

[B]

Anyway, so I just. I don't need the. I don't need the handicap spot. I need to leave it for others that need it. And so I had a assignment that said parking for me.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Since this is half our building, I figured I could have a spot.

[D]

Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know it was yours.

[B]

You just parked right in my spot every Saturday.

[D]

Parked there every Saturday for the last seven years.

[B]

S changes.

[D]

JD God, tow my car. What a day, man.

[B]

Well, you can go move it during the break.

[D]

I'll go move it, but why don't you tell people? Ray, he's got this crazy thing called the Internet.

[B]

Ray, he's gonn move it, so don't.

[D]

Come to Ray moves my car.

[B]

Ray Hub, he will move your car and he has all the right in the world to do it. And he has his own wrecking yard. And he'll chain and hook that and stuff it. And it'll cost you 800 to get it out. Cuz Ray's that kind of guy.

[D]

No, it'll cost you and I'll get half of it to get it out.

[B]

800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. Good morning, Sarah. Good morning, Little Elm.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey, where are you calling from?

[C]

Hello.

[B]

11 Honda Pilot. What was that about with a leather roof? Charlie, you can take this one. What color is it?

[C]

Black.

[B]

Yeah. You like it black?

[C]

I'm not even gonna answer that.

[B]

No. Do you like your car black? Do you like black cars?

[C]

Yes, I do like my. I do like my car black.

[B]

Little black Honda. Have you always driven black cars?

[C]

No.

[B]

You look like the kind of gal that would drive a black car. Do you wear a lot of makeup? No. Did you. Did you do you over bleach your hair?

[C]

No.

[B]

Okay, Little Elm.

[D]

Wow.

[B]

Where is Little M. East Texas.

[C]

Right down 121.

[B]

Yeah, it's north.

[G]

God.

[B]

What?

[D]

Nothing. You've talking to her about an 11.

[B]

Honda Pilot with 44, 000 miles, leather and sunroof.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

I mean, color matters. J.D.

[D]

I got it.

[B]

I know you're colorblind. And you drive ugly cars that are burgundy that get towed because you're so blind you can't read a sign that says parking for John C. Wolf.

[D]

Bobble's not here, you know. So when I leave, it's going to be a really long morning for you.

[B]

Okay, Sarah, what is your mission?

[C]

I went to CarMax yesterday because I heard your ad, and they offered me $14,000.

[B]

So you're saying my ad sent you there?

[C]

Well, I figured kill two birds with one stone.

[B]

You know, I was thinking about that the other day. I think I'm advertising for them too much. You're not.

[D]

Yeah, but you're bringing their name up. But you're not saying, you know, sell your car there.

[B]

I'm saying go there first. Yeah, it's pretty.

[D]

Then we'll beat them.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean.

[D]

Or give you 100 bucks.

[B]

Yeah, okay. So anyway, they hit you at 14 grand. And my advertisement says if I don't beat your CarMax offer, owe you 100 bucks. I don't even have to look at. I can tell you I'm gonna beat it. So I'll beat it by 200 bucks just to be. Be cool and I'll come to your house and pick it up. I won't, but Uncle Roy will. For free. For free in Little Elm.

[D]

Or they'll tow it.

[B]

All right, so do you want to sell it?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

Here's what you need to do. Take a picture of their offer letter, go to givemetheven.com, send the picture of their offer letter. It'll show the current date and all stuff, and We'll. We'll go right off of that and. And we'll. Do you want to do it today?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

All right, well, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we will. Uncle Royal will be there probably about 3 o' clock today to pick it up. Do you have a clear title or payoff? Okay, we'll get things 808. And anybody's listening do the same thing. Go to givemetheven.com Nathan. Baton Rouge 06 ML 500 with 150 is worth $2,000. 06 milliliters. 500 with 150 is worth $2 thousand.

[C]

Yeah, no, that's not gonna work.

[B]

How does that make you feel, Nathan?

[C]

Oh, makes me feel I'm gay.

[B]

It makes you feel what? I'm gay.

[C]

Not great.

[B]

Well, does it make you feel angry towards me or angry towards the car or angry towards the mechanic that you just spent 1800 with? I'm just guessing that. Where does the anger come from?

[C]

No, not angry. Just resigned to my fate of staying.

[B]

In the Scar when I sell them. And I have hope. Let's talk about our feelings, Nathan. I have hope that, like, I gave you 2,000 for this card. It's going to bring three grand at my auction Lane. And. And it never does. And then, like, I sell it for, like 1200 to some Iranian. And I cuss at him when I do it because I'm so mad, because I didn't only give you 2,000 for it. I hauled it all the way to Dallas from baton rouge for 300 bucks. I paid a buyer a hundred dollars to handle your stuff. I paid somebody $50 to do. Anyway, I've got, you know, I give you two. I've got 2500 in it, and I sell it to this guy on the. In the auction gallery, yelling at me, trying to start me at $500. He's offering five, and we finally jumped to his five, and we get to 1200. And what are you supposed to do when you get to 1200 and you've got four Iranians looking at you?

[D]

You sell it.

[B]

And so at that point, I think of Nathan in Baton Rouge that morning on Saturday and how I felt bad for him and I let him get in my wallet. And then he. But he felt bad at me because he felt like I got to his wallet. So. See, cars like these just bring up bad feelings. So this. Just keep it, man. Let's just stay friends. Do you fish or anything?

[C]

Hey, sounds good.

[B]

Okay. Because then it makes me mad at the Iranian and Then that causes, like, racial tension around World War.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And it makes me want to. Like when we. When I see CNN talking about, you know, big problems, but, you know, maybe they deserve it.

[D]

God, he's not a hater.

[B]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist, I think, you know, maybe we should go over there and knock the hell out of him. Maybe. Maybe they didn't get enough.

[D]

Last round all over a car.

[B]

Yeah, not just that one, but all of them. There's a lot of them. It's always that card. Because, like, that ML probably has a book of yellow. Book says 4800, and Kelly Blue Balls hit it at 42. Yeah, but Dyranian wants to give eight, and we can move him to 12. Yeah, nuke them. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[D]

And this is once again, the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

I just want a parking lot, dude. And I don't want to block. I don't want to. I don't want to car block all the cripples out.

[D]

Okay, I didn't know.

[B]

I've got a hitch in my giddy up. But there's people that have it worse than I. I'll go move. We have a guy out right next door that's one of our key people that lost his leg. The line of duty. What does that got to do with the line of duty? JD has been my auction and actually.

[D]

I know.

[B]

Hang on. It gets better.

[D]

Oh, God. Of course.

[B]

It was. It's been a while. It was. It was three years ago. Okay.

[D]

He's a war.

[B]

It wasn't a war, but it was an Iranian deal, and it was a car like this.

[D]

Here we go.

[B]

And. And. And I started yelling at the Iranian, just get out of my lane. It's like, it's my house. If you don't like it, get the F out. You know my best Eddie Murphy. And I got to yelling at this Iranian that was trying to give me $800 for a $2,000 Mercedes. And. And he started getting belligerent with me. So David came to my rescue, and he started because. Because the Iranian was bum rushing the stage.

[D]

Makes sense.

[B]

David picked him up like a. Like a middle line, like a blocking back. But then the. The driver took off and ran over his damn leg.

[D]

Awful situation.

[B]

So not only do they hurt your feelings, it could cost you a limb. It could cost you a.

[D]

And then I'll take your parking spot.

[B]

Yeah, it's awful. It's real stuff, man. It's nothing to be funny. Nothing to take lightly. It's nothing to laugh about. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Be right back.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[H]

We outbid them [e-mail] and to prove it, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks straight up and down. Give me the VIN.com. 45 seconds, load your car in, get an offer. We'll come to your doorstep and pay you right there or pay off your payoff. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we pay you a hundred dollars. Look at our reviews online. Google givemethevin.com and see it for yourself. It's awesome.

[B]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Saturday morning, 8:26 on the radio. For those of y' all who listen to radio instead of wear a watch, I'm gonna power through some cars real fast. Wally. James. James, Chris, Trent. Just go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number or your VIN number when you're done so that we can verify these bids. Because I'm gonna fly through them because I have 60 seconds. J.D. do you think I can do it in 60 seconds? Oh, my God. I think I can too. Trent in Arlington. Oh. Oh. GMC Yukon with a whole hell of a bunch of miles on it at 162 Wheel Drive and leather probably rougher than a night in jail. Just like that part of Arlington you live in. I'll give fifteen hundred dollars. Chris and Midland. Chris and Midland.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Fifteen Hyundai Sonata with 61,000 miles. Leather if nav and Turbo Sonata Premium 8 to 9,000. 8 to 9,000, Chris. Maybe 10. Go to givemetheven.com James and Rockwall.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

99 Saturn SL with a buck 25 average. Rough or clean average. Five hundred dollars. I really don't want it. I'll give you fifty dollars if you just keep it. You there, James?

[C]

Send me a chance.

[B]

All right, I will send me a. Come up here and do a little long maintenance for us and we'll pay you. James. Maintenance. James in Pasadena. 17 Kia Sorrento. What's your payoff?

[C]

It's paid for, brother.

[B]

Oh, my God. This is everybody. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a 17 model Kia owner that doesn't have a payoff. James, are you sure that you have a pulse? And this is A real phone call. Sounds like a fake to me.

[C]

I work in the refineries. I make money, bro.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It's probably. It's 10, 11, 12 grand. I need to see it. Maybe 13. No, maybe more than that. Wally in Italy, Texas. Good morning. A 60,000 mile four wheel drive Chevy dually. Is it diesel?

[C]

No. Gas.

[B]

20, 25 grand. Go to givethevin.com. load it up. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by GiveMeThevin.com.

[H]

Hear us out. We beat [e-mail] the quicker you can get that message across in your mind, the less money we have to spend on advertising and we can even put more money in buying your cars. At givemethevin.com, we are the newest, we are the biggest. We are the baddest online car buyer in the south. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you $100.

[G]

Tell us your car.

[B]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com along with.

[C]

Tommy Newsom and the NBC orchestra inviting you to join Johnny and his guests.

[B]

And now, ladies and gentlemen, here's Johnny. Well, good morning everyone. Good morning.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey, Ed.

[D]

You are correct, sir.

[B]

Did I, did I tell you the one ad about the, about the, the man that was smelling smart pills on the side of the road?

[D]

No, no, no, you didn't.

[B]

Oh, and the guy comes by and, and buys some smart pills for $10.

[G]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. He's like, good, good, good luck, son. And his customer came back the next day.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

And he asked this, the, the pill seller, he's like, hey man, these aren't smart pills. I got these home. And these are rabbit turds. See there boy, you're getting smarter already.

[D]

You are correct, sir. Couldn't get any cheese.

[B]

Welcome to 196070 radio. Charlie, you need some smart pills.

[D]

It's cheddar, man. A block of cheddar this morning.

[B]

Ray, do not come tow JD's car, please. I was just kidding.

[D]

God. And I've got a gun here. I don't mind shooting people.

[B]

Speaking of transporters, I need more if you are a three car hauler or a two car hauler and want to make runs. No, no, hang on. Listen, God, Bless. I'm doing something different now. Stick with it, man. Coming out of these up tempo songs have to go to a goddamn death. Dedication.

[D]

Follow the bit.

[B]

I need transporters for the. Give me the VIN crew from Dallas to Oklahoma. From Dallas to San Antonio in Austin.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Midland too. Running out there. Dailies. Picking up people's cars, bringing them back. If you're a car hauler and you have insurance, go to [e-mail] [e-mail] We've grown a lot. We need more transporters, car haulers. We have drivers. Do we need drivers?

[E]

Yes, we still need some more drivers. Local drivers.

[B]

Our guys have to answer the. I mean we get all these inbounds and we got to answer them.

[E]

Yeah, they're. They're answering them, but local. Not any.

[B]

Are they crackheads that are playing?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

See, if you're a crackhead, if you have a needle hanging out of your.

[D]

Arm or ever have.

[B]

I mean, if you have a needle hanging out of your arm and a valid driver's license, it's all good.

[D]

No, it's.

[E]

No, no. Retired folk. That's what we want.

[B]

Retired folk without drug problems.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

That didn't get fired for drug problems.

[D]

A much better place than being a greeter at Walmart. Do this.

[B]

Yeah, Retired. Drive. Go to drive Jobs at jobs. Give me the vin.com Also, as long as we're talking about what we're hiring, we need. This is kind of out there, but we need PHP developers, which is not dot net, which is not Python. It's php. It's a language. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then you're not who I'm trying to reach. PHP developers with 2 years experience or if you're just a badass at it, then come on. If you're some college kid that thinks you're great, come on too. We'll hire you part time, but we're working on a lot of it things and we need some more developers. [e-mail] so we're hiring buyers. We're hiring truck drivers with their own trucks. We're hiring drivers that are retirees in the Dallas Fort Worth area. PHP developers. Okay, enough of that. Hi, J.D. good morning. Hi, Turley. Yo.

[E]

So you really do have a parking spot out there. I just went out and looked.

[B]

You didn't know?

[E]

No, I didn't know. And then. So JD purposely parked in it, right?

[D]

I purposely do it. It's 8. It's 7:45 in the morning. I'm not thinking about John Clay and his special smart.

[B]

One of your good friends took a picture of it and he put it on your Facebook. Actually, it's on the show Facebook page right now.

[D]

I saw that. And I totally wasn't thinking about it at some point. 45. I've been parking there for eight years.

[B]

I've been parking in the handicap spot for seven years. Eight years. And I'm like, you know what? We've got two other guys that are worse off than me. So I need to get out of that spot and give it up. But I don't want to give up my spot. So let's just put up a placard.

[D]

So let's make John out to be the hero, J.D. to be the heel.

[B]

Yeah. I'm trying to help disabled Carmen that got run over from Iranians. Right. In the war at the auction.

[D]

We don't know that happened. It wasn't a war. It was a war.

[B]

Every Wednesday morning. It's a war. Oh, Lord, it's a war.

[D]

It's not anyway.

[B]

And we had a man lose his leg over it.

[D]

You're worse than Trump.

[B]

No.

[D]

Stir up international problems over at car spot.

[B]

800-800-723-48800, radio. Bobbo calls in from San Antonio and visits his first podcast, San Diego. Did he call you?

[E]

Yeah. Well, so, okay. So I found out like I was telling JD that he was gonna be.

[D]

Off today like the rest of the world did on Facebook.

[E]

Yes, from Facebook because I saw him in a Hawaiian T shirt.

[B]

He was off last Saturday.

[E]

Yes, because that at 6:45, he all of a sudden was sick with the flu.

[B]

So hang on, slow down. [e-mail] if you're a good voice man, if you've always wanted to try your talent at radio and you like Frank Caliendo and can make a bunch of voices and be funny and. But don't have to over talk and can shut up on command. Then go to [e-mail] and we're. We may be. It sounds like we're looking for a new voice guy. Well, I don't. He missed last week and he's missing this week. Last week he took off because he was sick, but he didn't give us any heads up. That's cool. This week he doesn't tell anybody and you see on Facebook that he's in San Diego.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. [e-mail] if you're looking for a job in radio.

[D]

Comedian that does voices.

[B]

Comedian that does voices. Yeah, we. We very well. We don't want to lose our lovely little Bobbo. And we love him. And I want to rub his belly and kiss him and pull his ears, but if he ain't coming back, then I need to replace him.

[E]

Well, I. When I texted him, I said, hey, you need to tell me something, man. He goes, oh, yeah, man. I've been visiting these dispensaries out here in San Diego.

[B]

How's Artie Lane been doing since he left that show he's on?

[E]

He's on a couple things, but I'm sure he's looking for a little more work.

[B]

Didn't he. Didn't he, like, get on the air one day and try to stab himself to death?

[D]

I believe he did, yes.

[B]

He's threatening, don't do that, Babo. It's not that bad. It wasn't that big of a deal. So how's Baba doing?

[E]

I mean, he's pro. It sounds like he's high.

[D]

Wait a minute. How about Jackie the Joke, man? How's his career?

[B]

Oh, yeah, Jackie the joke. Yeah, yeah, he's right. He's the one. He's where I got that smart pills joke.

[D]

Really? Well, he hasn't been heard of.

[B]

Went over like a turd in a punch bowl. Did him?

[D]

Yeah, baby.

[B]

So he's really. He was really high at a pot store. When did he get to San Diego?

[E]

I don't know. I just saw. When I saw the Facebook post, I text him, and he's visiting his son who graduated from the Marine Corps, which is awesome.

[B]

Very, very understandable.

[D]

So we know he's been there at least 24 hours. He could have, but we knew that the.

[B]

The kid was going to graduate. We knew before yesterday. He knew before yesterday.

[D]

Of course he did. He knew when he got on the airplane, but he didn't let us know.

[B]

This is interesting. Inquiring minds want to know if you would like to sell us your cargo to give me the vi n givemethe vin.com or just call in 800-800-723-4. Hang on. Put them on hold right now. Pre K. See, this is when we're going out, and I need him on hold right now. Good morning, Steve.

[C]

Hey, good morning, John. Hey, I get such a laugh out of you guys, but I think it's so fascinating about your business, but I kind of equivalent John Clay Wolf with Hillary Rodham Clinton. What's the deal with the Trump stuff? What state are you guys in?

[B]

I'm not a lesbian. 800-800-723-4. Be right back.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[H]

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[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Give me the vin dot com.

[C]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[B]

Where's Cluck, Domingo? And Dallas has got a question. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan.

[D]

John Clay.

[B]

J.D. ryan. D.J. pre K. Yes, he is. They can't see you raising your hands up like you won the Olympics. It's an audio based dj Precious back there screaming. There he is. Hey, what's up, whitey blackie?

[F]

Oh, man, you know, just parlaying and pimping as usual.

[B]

Do you have a white, black, Latino or other lined up for us?

[F]

Oh, yeah, I definitely do, man.

[B]

Is it good?

[F]

Oh, yeah, I got a good one. Let's see. I got a man that stole a cop car and went on a joyride, but y' all gonna have to wait to hear where he went, you know.

[B]

So we'll think about that. We'll get to that a second. Michael Turley, good morning.

[E]

Yo, yo.

[B]

Domingo in Dallas.

[C]

Hey, John.

[B]

Yo.

[C]

What is Cluck?

[D]

Cluck.

[B]

Cluck. Cluck. Cluck Norris. My name is Cluck and I came here to. Oh, yeah. I've got bad news for Clock. What?

[D]

What happened?

[B]

Cluck was Turley. You need to turn on some softer music before I tell this story.

[D]

What happened?

[B]

I didn't hear the. This was bad. Typical Oklahoma deal.

[D]

Oh, no. Yeah, because normally he stays around locally, so he's a Fort Worth Babo.

[B]

Got to be such good friends with him.

[D]

Yeah, they were buddies.

[B]

He took him to. You're loud. Domingo. He took him to Oklahoma and registered one of those chicken fights.

[D]

Babo did not.

[C]

Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah. Really? I'm so sorry. He's not dead. No. But he was, but he's on his deathbed. God.

[D]

So he didn't win.

[E]

He's tough.

[B]

He is tough. But he didn't when a real Mexico chicken from Mexico came up the NAFTA highway.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

To Tishomingo, Oklahoma. And killed Clock. He didn't kill him, but he's paralyzed. We might as well just shoot him and eat him.

[D]

He's one tough.

[B]

I mean, I, I, that's what I've heard. I have not talked to Clock Norris yet. Maybe that's why Baba hadn't been here. Because he knows. I'm so mad that Cluck's hurt.

[G]

That's awful.

[B]

I don't know, man.

[C]

I wanted to get some Cluck T shirts made up, man.

[B]

We, we, we in Memorial. But Clock was quite, quite a buck, right?

[D]

Yes, he was.

[B]

And, and he had a lot of offspring.

[D]

He had a lot of women.

[B]

Because he had a lot of women. So we, we need to find Cluck's son. You know Bill Clinton has a son in Arkansas, half black.

[D]

Yes, I've heard of this. I've seen the pictures. I'm not sure it's true, but we might as well spread it.

[B]

Sure.

[E]

You read it on the Internet, right? It's true.

[B]

I didn't read it on the Internet. I saw it on the news. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm looking for Cluck Norris and Bill Clinton's son. What part of Arkansas does this son live in, I would like to know. You know, we're on an Arkansas station starting. They start in a moment. I'd like to find Bill Clinton's son and get him on the radio. Actually, that's a guest that I would really like to have. Bill Clinton's half black son. Have you heard the stories?

[D]

No.

[B]

That he's told. We need to save this for the next hour because we get on the radio stations in Arkansas and we'll have some people come out of the woodwork on this and start talking.

[D]

Somebody will know. Somebody.

[B]

Somebody have a demo. Somebody's gonna know something. Constance in Houston. A 12 charger with 54. Is it leather or is it just regular?

[C]

It's just regular cloth.

[B]

Sounds like a, Sounds like a, sounds like a 10 grand rig. What, what, what's your story? Have you ever been a stripper? What?

[E]

Constant.

[B]

Constance. You had that laugh like. Yeah, Constance, it's me you're talking to.

[D]

That knowing laugh.

[B]

Tell me, have you ever spent. Have you ever danced on the stage for one song?

[C]

Two songs, not one.

[B]

Okay. With a name like Constance in the Charger. Yeah. Mm. Mm. You know, I'm not buying all this. Here's what I want you to go to givemetheven.com, take pictures of your car, and I want a picture of you standing next to your car. And then. We're very judgmental here. Very, very judgmental.

[D]

But we admit it.

[B]

We have opinions about everything from the tires to the wheels to the paint to the this to the that. And we just want to see it all. Constance.

[C]

All right.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Give me the vin.com. load it up. Tell them John Clay sent you. Actually, tell them to send that whole file to my email personally and just to leave it alone, and I'll handle it myself.

[E]

This is not normal. Give me the vin.com practices.

[D]

No.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

800. 800-723-4-8800.

[E]

We don't require your photo with your car.

[B]

No, no. Zach in Houston. A 13 terrain with 54 navigation. What color is it? Doo doo brown.

[C]

No, it's silver.

[B]

Because that husk. Medium husk brown that they all came off rental in. Man, those things suck. Or the. Or the loser blue. Loser blue and Doo doo brown. When you go into the Chevy dealership. When you go into the Chevy dealership and you're working a deal on a good one, and y' all get to your best point in price, say, would you sell me a loser blue or Doo doo brown one for. They'll cut that. They'll cut it. They'll cut it back because they had somebody got a good deal on loser blue paint at the factory, and they bought a bunch of them, and they can't sell anyway. 12,000, maybe 13. I need to see. I need to see the VIN number. I need you to go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[C]

No problem, boss. Appreciate you.

[B]

Yes, sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Loser Blue is a real color. Turley. We blew our brains out on Beyonce's car on Wednesday because it was loser blue. Really? It was repainted. Blues are blue.

[D]

So that wasn't. You know.

[B]

Why would a car like that in a person like that have a payoff? There was a payoff. Yeah.

[D]

Get out.

[B]

I swear to God. Did you know that, Mike?

[E]

Yeah, it was. It wasn't big, but there was a little bit. Yeah.

[B]

How is that possible?

[D]

Yeah, how's that possible?

[B]

That'd be like buying Donald Trump Barack Obama's car.

[D]

Yeah. Let's balance it, and.

[B]

You find out there's a payoff on his Benzo. Small world. Those damn predatory lenders They've gotten everyone. They've gotten everyone, J.D.

[D]

Even Beyonce's dad.

[B]

That's Beyonce's dad.

[D]

How funny. I was backstage. Speaking of payoffs, I was backstage at a concert one time in Dallas.

[B]

Speaking of payoffs, I was going with John to buy cars one day.

[D]

I was hanging out and Troy Aikman was there. And there was one of our listeners from the radio station walked up to him. Hey, Troy Aikman. Good to meet you. And Troy had just driven this beautiful GMC truck, brand new, you know, through the back gate, obviously. Honestly, parked it there, and the guy goes, man, that's a beautiful truck. What does that run? A month?

[B]

Well.

[D]

And Troy just did not quite how to answer that question. A month? By a month, what do you mean exactly? What does that run?

[B]

We did buy that car that was.

[D]

It's a pretty car with the Rolls.

[B]

Oh. Phantom drop head coupe.

[D]

What's a better color for that? Almost anything but blue, white.

[B]

It wasn't that bad. I mean, it was in a stupid exotic like that. The blue with this with the stainless hood. The two tone is fine in the white seats.

[E]

It brought a crowd out to the auction, though.

[B]

It did.

[E]

I mean, it was. That's all ever. We saw it online, but everybody that was there said it was the biggest crowd they've ever seen in a lane.

[D]

Everybody wants to see the Beyonce's roles.

[B]

The sad part. Oh, and Carrie, Carrie, you need to. I need to. Because you remember Carrie called in last week and we put the dancing girl thing together.

[E]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So, Carrie, I still want to pay y'. All. You and the two girls that came. I've just. I haven't seen you since that moment. So they came.

[G]

So remember.

[B]

Do you remember last week on the show, I said, when Beyonce's roles rolls up, I want to put three girls in front of it, doing all the single ladies. Sure. Well, he showed up with two. He did do it.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

But he wasn't very proactive about having ready to go. So we were waiting on them. Oh.

[D]

And things move on.

[B]

They move way, way, way too fast. We weren't waiting, waiting. I mean, they were there, but he needed to be like, on it. Right. Car was set. I'm like, where's, where's he? Then he runs up and he hands me this phone to play the music off of.

[D]

Oh, no.

[B]

And. And that. And it was like turned down, half volume.

[D]

Call my friend. He'll play it for you down the line.

[B]

Yeah, exactly. So over the. Over the auctioneer's microphone and I tried it for a minute, and it just wasn't happening. We had this massive crowd, and I just said, forget it. And I hand it back to him, and he's like, what? I'm like, go. He's like, we're not gonna do this. And. No, no, no, we're going. We're. We're gonna keep the show going.

[D]

We got DJ Pre K. They're running everything. Why were we playing it off a phone?

[B]

Dj, why were we playing it off a phone?

[F]

Sorry, what was that? I was on a phone with that.

[B]

Speaking of, you know, our whole all the single ladies bit in front of the Rolls Royce last week at the auction. You know, why. Why were we not playing that off of your system, man? I don't know.

[F]

You know, we didn't have a soundboard down there. You know, I mean, I was gonna bring my turntables and just wreck shop, but I guess you don't have an.

[D]

Audio input to the thing you use.

[E]

Yeah, he doesn't.

[B]

Okay, note to dj, get an audio input to the speaker system.

[F]

All right, cool. You know, that way I could play, like, some Tupac while the cars come through.

[D]

80 bucks for a simple soundboard.

[B]

I mean, whatever it takes. But that was a disaster. Did you see that whole mess last Wednesday when. Yeah, so when the two little poor girls were standing there in the lane in their leotards, and we're trying to play a song over a phone, watching it online.

[C]

You can hear.

[E]

So we knew the Rolls was coming up because there's a big crowd. And all of a sudden, two girls kind of peer down in the bottom of the lane, and you hear some rustling of this, but it was so faint. And then John's like, turn it up.

[B]

Turn it up.

[E]

And then nothing.

[B]

Get him out of here. Leave. Get him out of here.

[E]

I mean, it was just. So I just put my head down.

[B]

I was like, oh, no.

[D]

Clearly, these gentlemen rehearsed this.

[E]

Yeah, that was the problem. We did rehearse it.

[B]

You could hear me screaming.

[E]

Yeah, get him out of here.

[B]

Get him the hell out of here before I throw him out.

[D]

That's funny.

[E]

It was funny online. I knew what was going on if no one else did.

[B]

They're like, huh.

[D]

All right. That is getting so big.

[B]

This.

[D]

You're. You're laying there. You need a producer.

[B]

White, black one. But he doesn't show up on time. He's unreliable. No, he's. He's got a whole other thing. He's a producer.

[D]

He's the video guy.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You need to stop launching new Record labels and do your job.

[F]

Look, I can't help it, man. Smash Squad Entertainment taking over for 2018.

[B]

You know, he does have a job, Turley. He's our producer. He's our audio visual producer at the auction. And he just didn't realize it was audio.

[E]

No, he just.

[B]

Now he knows DJ Pre K. Yeah.

[F]

See, I never, I never caught the audio part on my paycheck.

[B]

Okay, Your audio. So. So Audi. Listen, homeboy, here we go. You were working at Effing Party City before you came here. You were airing up hot air balloons for little kids.

[D]

Yeah, the a part of AV is audio.

[F]

And I was the best at doing it, man.

[D]

But I think that job's probably still open.

[B]

I understand, but, but, but I heard the little. The little snark a minute ago. I didn't hear the audio part of my paycheck. I mean, what, Your handle is DJ Pre K? Yeah, I mean we. We put up with the pre K part of illiteracy, but we at least expect the DJ part to be solid.

[F]

I got you, man. You know, this, this next go around, you know, I'll be out there jamming, you know, we'll have some. Some notorious big playing or something as the cars come through and we'll get the thing crunk.

[E]

It's not a bad idea to have you just start, you know, spinning early, just having kind of getting them getting. It's like the warm up act, you.

[B]

Know, be like dead Mal5. He just put a bobbo head on him. Are there other DJs that wear headgear now? I thought I saw a guy with a dice head.

[E]

Oh, they all do something stupid.

[D]

Really.

[B]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf and we have fun on Saturday mornings. We also buy cars on Saturday mornings on the radio. You can go to givemetheven.com put yours in. Or call 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. I will be right back. Una memento, por favor. Myself and my. The lovely crew here. Anytime that you need me.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

Speaking of gim. Presented by. I think we're gonna on that Bow and Jim Bash concert. We're gonna. We're working on a deal with them to do it together.

[D]

For those that don't know in Dallas Fort Worth area, Bo and Jim are Heritage Morning show.

[B]

Yeah, they're on this station, on our station. So we might. Might. We'll know tomorrow, we'll know Monday. But we're getting close to so what does that mean?

[D]

Can you even talk about it?

[B]

Nope.

[D]

Okay, then I'll shut up.

[B]

Yeah. Thanks, Judy.

[D]

Well, you brought it up.

[B]

That's all I wanted to do.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

That's all I wanted to do.

[D]

All right.

[B]

Just stick your pinky in.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Not full frontal.

[D]

John's had a big week. He was hanging out with Glenn Beck. So he's like Mr. Mr. Important Talk Show Guy now?

[B]

Nope.

[E]

What's he doing now?

[B]

Nope.

[D]

I can't talk about that either.

[B]

He's hanging out with Artie Lane.

[D]

He's not hanging out with Artie Lane.

[B]

You know this talk show thing we went to. Who was.

[D]

Wait, what it was.

[B]

Wait. No, I don't. Okay, way trumped. Glenn Beck was a Dana the Gun gal. Have you not seen her? The hot she looks like who was in Hope Floats? Sandra Bullock.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And then who's the NASCAR driver? Danic Patrick. This gal is a better looking version of Sandra Bullock. Mixes with Danica Patrick.

[D]

She does kind of like.

[B]

And she's. She's a talk show host and she's the NRA spokesman.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And she came and spoke to her. It was a small meeting, 40 people. But yeah, Glenn Beck came and Dana came and it was fun. A talk show symposium. Symposium of people who like operate the. Some hosts, some. The operators from Westwood One and Premier and all that stuff. Yeah, they'll get together at a place once a year and talk. I was fortunate enough to get involved and really enjoyed it. Awesome. I have a good Glenn Beck story I will share for those of you who care that I learned this weekend.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Or this week. It was pretty funny. Greg in Houston. 07 Dodge Charger with a 110 average.

[C]

Rougher, clean, unfortunately.

[B]

Is your Charger average, rough or clean?

[C]

It's average.

[B]

What's. What's wrong with it?

[C]

It's just got a little, little damage to the hood.

[B]

What's it cost to fix the damage?

[C]

And probably not even more than 100ft bucks.

[B]

Oh, so it's nothing. Okay. Is there anything else that have cigarette burns or just scuffs or scrapes or repainted? Doesn't look nice.

[C]

It has some scraps and scrapes on it.

[B]

Is it 6, 7, 8 grand? Is that right? It's a 07 charger with 110, but it's an SRT.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

6, 7, 8, 000. Does that sound right?

[C]

6, 7, 8, man. That's what the gun rate for those, huh?

[B]

Yeah, I had one the other day with over a hundred thousand miles. I mean, eight grand. What have you had it bid anywhere? Do you want to sell it, or are you just talking about it?

[C]

Yeah, no, I want to sell, but I haven't had a bid anywhere.

[B]

Well, $8,000. Buy the car.

[C]

How much?

[B]

8,000?

[C]

Yeah, I think so.

[B]

Okay, then go to Give me the vin. Greg, you heard it there. You got to sell that and let's go. Go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com load it up. Say, Wolf, hit me at eight grand on the air. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN. What's next?

[C]

Pay that man his money.

[B]

Thanks, man. Houston, Texas, Lake Whitney, 15 King Ranch, with 17, 000 miles. That is not high miles. Joe, the new body style has reduced the value of your truck because the rebates on it, just FYI. So don't get mad at me. Get mad at Ford. You there?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, I'm here. No, that's why I want to get rid of it. I want a new one.

[B]

I think it's 45 grand. 40 upper 40s.

[C]

Oh, man. No way.

[B]

Right, right, right. Call forward and tell them. Tell them how we're all stupid. That's right.

[D]

Hey, when the Demon came out. The Dodge Demon.

[B]

Now we just skip on by it like.

[D]

No, no, no, because I'm the same topic. When the Demon came out, did it affect the value of the other cool Dodge vehicles?

[B]

J.D.

[D]

What?

[B]

You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you are really starting to catch on. Nine years later. That's the smartest thing I've heard you say in seven years of our French seniors.

[D]

But who counts?

[B]

Smartest thing I've ever.

[D]

Yes, but you almost cut me off.

[B]

The Hellcat went down, okay?

[D]

The Hellcat went down.

[E]

It's not as cool, man.

[D]

Oh, it's not cool. Because the demons out there by a lot, though.

[B]

I mean, the Demon is so badass, it's ridiculous.

[D]

And you just had one.

[B]

I have one. I've got two. Did we get the other one? We picked Monday. Monday we picked up from the radio show. We have a red one and a yellow one. The Dodge Demon is so nasty fast. It is. Somebody will be in the paper within a week. Dead. Because Satan will come take him through the Dodge Demon. It's just. It's true.

[D]

It's literally so big.

[B]

It is the fastest car ever built. Zero to 60.

[D]

Oh, zero, huh? The fastest car, street legal. Okay.

[B]

Ever built. More, More. More than a Bugatti Veyron.

[D]

Jeez.

[B]

More than a Lamborghini Adventure. Any line of Lamborghini. More Than any badass gt but any Cobra. It's the fastest car ever built. Ever.

[D]

Frightening. It would be frightening.

[B]

It is frightening.

[D]

I drove a Cobra once and it scared my. I scared myself.

[B]

My son ask Nolan to come in. I mean he'll tell you. I. He's like, why don't you drive this car, Dad? I don't want to.

[D]

Yeah, really scared.

[B]

I'm scared of it. I haven't told my son that because I don't want him to think that I'm a pee. But I don't need to drive the car.

[D]

No.

[B]

There's nothing about it that I need to do. It goes. It does a quarter mile in 9, 6. It goes 0 to 60 in 2, 3.

[D]

Holy 2, 3, 3.

[B]

It has a transmission brake on it that you can like do a hot start like and then hit a release.

[D]

Like in the movies.

[B]

Yeah. It's got 880 horsepower. This new Dodge Demon. Talking about.

[D]

It comes with key. Two keys. One that keeps you.

[B]

They all do that. That's not new. The. The big key in the. It comes with a crate with. With small skinny bicycle tires to take to the drag strip with. And it with a different PCM unit to run airplane gas on, which is race gas. No, it's a freaking race car. It's stupid. The Internet. The NHRA said since it's a sub 10 second quarter mile car, you must follow these standards. So it doesn't. It can't win stock in those classes because it doesn't have a roll cage. It doesn't have a five point harness factory. It doesn't. It's the first car that ever come without seats. It's got one seat.

[E]

Yeah, you can. You have to order the other seats.

[B]

The seats. They sell you for a dollar on window stickers. There's additional seats. $1. I'm serious.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

That's what I was wondering about the roll cage there. Why. Why didn't they put that in there?

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

Because.

[B]

Wait.

[E]

Maybe that's probably what it is. Because that's not. I guess it's not a liability. But like you said, somebody probably is gonna die in that car.

[D]

What's the point?

[B]

It's probably gonna be me. Oh no, no. I'm not kidding. I'm.

[E]

Did you get scared to what? Something happened?

[B]

I think. I think I'm done with it.

[D]

Did you scare.

[E]

You got sideways, didn't you?

[B]

Sideways.

[D]

Did you really? What happened?

[B]

Just all a holes and elbows.

[E]

What happened? What did you. You tried the take off.

[B]

I didn't try anything. I just got into it once. It got all been out of shape. Uhoh. And I, I lost it and I brought it back. I'm like, oh no you can't. The tires will bust loose at 60 miles an hour. It pulls wheelies in the first two gears. It's stupid.

[D]

But you knew this.

[B]

No, I did not know that.

[D]

You do now.

[B]

I did not know that. It did that. No. This car is way more badass than I thought it would be.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And almost people are giving like a lot of money for them. But I, they're. They're gonna, they're going to make more of them because they're too cool.

[D]

This is just a buy keep car. Nobody drives this.

[B]

Oh God. No. It does drive well around. It goes easy around town. You can, you can lope it around and not have a problem. But the second you think I'm just gonna give her a little shot here. Hey honey, watch this. You're. Your ass is going through trees and in someone's living room.

[D]

Your last word.

[B]

Yes. Hold my beer, John.

[E]

Let me take it around the block here. And literally in the. I went around the block in one second. It took me from one, from this street down here to the block into the block in one second.

[D]

And you weren't.

[E]

I only got to 45. It was nothing yet. Oh no. It was awesome.

[B]

The acceleration is unheard of.

[E]

Yeah, it was.

[B]

Wow. It is racing slicks and you like heat them up. The only way to really give it the right run is to do the burnout. It's just a freaking. I mean what would it be like to run a quarter in a drag car? And that's what. That's the Dodge Demon. Todd, send me some money.

[D]

That was quite a endorsement commercial.

[B]

Holy hell. Jim.

[G]

Good morning.

[B]

You're on the air. Half ton, 56000 mile quad is a leather DJ. You got to put cloth or leather. Well if it's slt, it's cloth. What have you got?

[C]

Yeah, just. It's a SLT cloth 20 inch wheels, 35 inch tires.

[B]

So it's lifted.

[C]

I've got air rides, air ride suspension on it.

[B]

How much, how much lift did you put on it?

[C]

2 inches.

[B]

Fair. Didn't need more than that with 35s.

[C]

No sir. No sir. It fits it perfectly.

[B]

It's cloth though, right?

[C]

Yeah, it's cloth. It's got the hard are bed cover on the back. It's on the high end of the, the good spectrum.

[B]

I guess I'm thinking low to mid 20s. But I need to say it I'll.

[C]

Load up some pictures.

[B]

I'm adding a lot for your aftermarket stuff in your. In your lift. Send me a picture of that airbag system under the. Underneath it, too. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. No, no. Give me the vin.com. where. Push the pictures in the car and we'll go with it. Where you. Where are you from?

[C]

Okay. I'm from just south of Dallas.

[B]

Gotcha. Is this the first time you've ever heard us on the radio?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Awesome. I could tell you're a new. What we call a new cumor. I don't know. I just feel it in my bones. It's.

[C]

I'm. I'm still laughing at your pinky comment, man. Only put part of the pinky in normally. The tip, I guess. I don't know.

[B]

That's J.D. he's. He's. He's. He does that with his boyfriend. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You dumped me. Yes. Why'd you dump me?

[D]

Because it was too close to you.

[B]

I didn't need to be dumb.

[D]

Yeah, you did on that. Yeah, you did.

[B]

Just because you have a boyfriend is not my fault.

[D]

That's not the part. I don't. And that wasn't the part.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3. It was a pinky. Was the part.

[D]

Stop.

[B]

800, 800, 7, two, three, four. 800, 800. Turley's getting so sensitive about his edit.

[D]

He's smart.

[B]

No, now he's, like, getting in the car, business side of things now. Like, he's not pushing the envelope and trying to get me in trouble like he used to four years ago. Are you now there, turd?

[D]

We have a lot more people listening now.

[B]

We're on Coast.

[D]

The coast. Come on.

[E]

You start out big, and then you. You kind of slowly walk it back.

[D]

It was.

[B]

Ruin it, huh? DJ Prek. White, black, Latino or other. Good morning.

[C]

You are now about to witness the.

[B]

Strength of street knowledge.

[F]

What's going down? Yeah, this is another episode of everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or Other, where I read the news story. Y' all tell me the race. Okay, so this week, we got a rookie cop that got caught slipping when a Connecticut man stole his police car credit cards on police academy graduation night. And the man rolled through Taco Bell in the stolen cruiser and got his munch on. And then he hit up the local Walmart to get his shop on. All on the rookie cop's dime. So after he was done wilding out, he dished the car in a Parking lot. But surveillance footage caught him in the act, so they brought him in on charges of burglary, larceny and identity.

[B]

Puerto Rican.

[F]

What y' all think?

[E]

Wow, John.

[B]

Puerto Rican?

[D]

You're gonna go to Puerto Rican?

[E]

Yeah, there's. And I'm. I'm from that area.

[D]

Connecticut.

[B]

You like. You like my answer?

[E]

Yes, I beat you to the buzzer. Yes, you beat me to it. Now I'm gonna have to say something else.

[D]

Really?

[E]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[B]

It was like a race on family. Puerto Rican. What is Puerto rican?

[D]

Alex, for 500, what's your answer? I was gonna go with white. It just sounds. Going to Walmart, going to Taco Bells.

[B]

Reaching for the buzzer. And I beat him to it in Puerto Rican. He's like, ah, it's mine too.

[D]

All right, dj, tell them what they've won, Jimmy.

[F]

Well, y' all off today, man. 21 year old Derek Johnson, a black man.

[D]

I didn't see that.

[E]

Yeah, going for a joy ride. Going to Taco Bell.

[B]

I didn't see a black man coming. No. 800. 800-72348. 800 radio. Derek Johnson. You sure sound like a Puerto Rican move to me. Do you remember. Welcome back, Cotter. Dj, are you too old for that?

[F]

Oh, yeah, man, I remember that show had like John Travolta and all that, didn't it?

[B]

Where did you see that? Man, I know about it, man.

[F]

You know, I'm old school, too.

[B]

How old are you? I'm.

[F]

I'm 27 years young, you know.

[B]

You know. Welcome back, Cotter.

[F]

Yeah, man, have you ever like, Afro or something?

[B]

Yep, yep. I'll never forget this stupid poem from Epstein's mother. Roses are red, violets are blue. My son is in love with a Puerto Rican Jew. Signed Epstein's mother.

[D]

Now, see, I think the 80s stuff is coming back. Kids are. And they love the music, they love the tv. It's funny.

[B]

Priscilla Hernandez, Latin woman, just wrote us on our Facebook page.

[D]

Really?

[B]

She said, thank you for the non political correct commentary this morning. It is so refreshing. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. It ain't racist. You got a Mexican woman, double strike, minority.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Saying, thank you for being normal.

[D]

Thank you for being normal. Yeah, but there's a fine line.

[B]

When we had our Lister party in Houston, white, black, Latino and all, man, it was everybody.

[D]

It really was other. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

It was all.

[D]

We couldn't do another one. I thought we'd get him another party.

[B]

As long as you're an equal opportunity offender. They can't.

[D]

We make fun of ourselves. Yeah.

[B]

That's the secret. That's the secret. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. What? You want it again? Roses are red, violets are blue. My sons are in love with a Puerto Rican Jew.

[D]

So glad I had that twice.

[B]

Signed Epstein's mother.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by GiveMeThe. Vin.com.

[H]

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[G]

Sell us your car.

[B]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[G]

While in bed with his wife who's trying to sleep, he's watching porno on his iPhone with the volume on high. He's adamantly opposed to allowing immigrants into his native country. He finds it more efficient and patriotic to bomb them where they are. The last time he had a tiff with the old lady, he drove her by the strip club where they met and said, don't forget where I found you, woman. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer.

[B]

But when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

That's the funniest one yet. I love it right there. I need to tag that as a keeper. Oh, this is the minute. A minute. Sorry. Oops. Expedition guy just hung up. Unless he's still on hold and you got him back. DJ05 Monte Carlo SS for the buck 26 Mike in Missouri it's worth 1500 dollars. Maybe two to me. It's just an old ass car. Even though it was cool, I don't want it. It's too far. You there?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah. 1500. Don't sell it to me. Sell it to somebody else. Frank and I don't want to drive to Missouri to pick up a 05 130,000mile Monte Carlo.

[D]

But they are cool. But I understand.

[B]

Yeah, it's a long way to go. It's a long way to the top if you want to rock and roll. But Missouri's a little too far.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Franken Hillsborough 12. 200 LX. Just a Chrysler 290.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Do you have a payoff?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Yeah, I bet you're flipped. How much is it?

[C]

Say, like 12.

[B]

Oh.

[C]

Do that.

[B]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Why don't you come up? Have you ever seen the scene from Full Metal Jacket where they beat the hell out of the guy with the soaps?

[C]

I love it.

[B]

Yeah, that's that. That. That's what the bank's doing to you with that car. Private pile, you know. You know what happens to private pile at the end?

[D]

What?

[B]

He blows his head off.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Frank.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Put all the guns away. You're flipped. Troy McKinney, 07 expedition leather nav 116 is worth eight grand.

[C]

He said about eight.

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

You'll sell it?

[C]

Yeah, I need to sell it here within the next month or so. I gotta get my wife something else.

[B]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. We'll buy it.

[C]

I appreciate you, brother.

[B]

Thanks. 800, 800 radio. Be right back.

[A]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[H]

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[G]

Sell us your car.

[B]

Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Jimmy Thevin.com youm guys make me laugh.

[C]

Every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[D]

All.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[B]

Have you noticed that the Foo Fighter concert in Dallas, they, like, start promoting a year in advance.

[E]

It's already sold out.

[B]

I mean, I'm sure, but why do you have to start that early?

[E]

Because. Why do they start it that early?

[B]

Hey, everybody, my birthday's next August 28th. Next August.

[E]

Because they got. They spent a lot of money to have it.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So they're gonna get.

[B]

Cancel it if it's not working, right?

[E]

Oh, yeah. That's why they do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And it's because if I Can't sell it.

[B]

They'll just smash it. Because the promoters have to give such a big guarantee. There's the answer.

[D]

There it is. You got to put it way far out, see what the ticket sales are gonna do.

[E]

But it's. I mean, they sold out so quick.

[D]

Didn't really.

[E]

Yeah. Ridiculous.

[B]

Daryl. 11F250 Super Duty Lariat with 131. Of course you canna. What color?

[C]

White, obviously.

[B]

I'm bidding it as a power stroke.

[C]

Yes, sir.

[B]

It hadn't happened in eight years, but eight years ago, there was a lady that called it in with a cabela truck. And we had to argue with her because I put 30 grand in it and it was gas. And we had to play the tape back for her in front of her. And I said, it's diesel, right? She said yes. Yeah, but then she still wanted her 30 grand.

[D]

Really?

[B]

She wouldn't quit. Like, listen, she. I mean, I. It was a quick part of the conversation, but, you know, it does matter. It does make it. I think it's a 25, 24, 000 truck.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Does that buy it?

[C]

No, I don't.

[B]

What buys it?

[C]

28.

[B]

Why?

[C]

That's just where I'm at. Why I gotta get payoff on it.

[B]

What if your grandmother gave it to you for free? What would you take for it?

[C]

She gave it to me for free. I'd still take probably about 28. 27.

[B]

28 cheaper.

[D]

Now we're getting cheaper.

[B]

If your grandma gave you a car, give us a call. 800-800-7234.

[D]

I gotta get my payoff. What if it's below what it's.

[B]

800, 800 radio Daryl. I'll give. I might give 26. I might give 26. If it's got a sunroof and it looks really good. The m. I probably will give 26. So pay off aside, I know everybody'd like to get it, but the payoff has nothing to do with the value. Just like Beyonce's car. The payoff was only 30. We gave her 155.

[D]

Still can't believe it had a payoff. That's.

[B]

They did that for tax reasons. Some accountant told them that if you do this, if you. If you have some type of note on this, and that you can use different deductions as my guess.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

I really think they can afford to pay their car.

[D]

I bet they can.

[B]

I really do.

[D]

Especially the rolls.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Rush Limbaugh. Good. Is here on the ISDN.

[D]

Indeed he is.

[B]

And. Or is he here?

[E]

Yes, he is.

[D]

Yeah, he is.

[B]

Well, then get him queued up. Yeah. Rush.

[G]

John.

[B]

Yes.

[G]

I can hear you clear as day.

[D]

Oh, good.

[G]

You're coming in awfully well this morning.

[B]

Good. Good to see you. Brush.

[G]

Got my headphones on. I've been smoking a little grass. It's legal down here in Florida. It is for me.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

I am El Russ Bo.

[B]

So catch me up on the weekend. Trump. Rush.

[G]

You know, tell you the truth, I haven't really watched that closely. I. I think I knew this was going to happen with the Obamacare.

[D]

Obamacare.

[G]

Economy killer.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Death panel tax, government, health care.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Overthrow. I think Donald, look what. I think Donald J. Trump is correct when he says this thing could implode any second now.

[D]

Yes. Moments away.

[G]

As soon as we do anything for poor people in this country.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

We're done with.

[D]

Think so.

[G]

Absolutely. That's why I'm taking. Actually taking a second job myself. You had starting a business a Rush ball. We've started a website where we can collect people's VIN numbers from their automobiles.

[D]

Oh, no, there's a lot of money.

[G]

In those used cars. I don't think we're wholesaling.

[C]

No, no.

[G]

We actually, our first week we did 42 cars, all from the metropolitan Panama, Florida area.

[B]

Okay. What is this site?

[G]

Very well.

[B]

What is this site called?

[G]

We came away with $80 total.

[D]

Total.

[G]

That's not bad. At least we didn't lose anything.

[D]

We didn't lose any money.

[G]

The website, if you want to look it up, it's called vin.

[D]

What? VIN what?

[B]

Vincadim. Like ring it off.

[G]

And we got the name from VIN, of course. VIN is the 17 digit car identification.

[D]

That much we know.

[G]

And then Condon is after that because it just sounds so damn good.

[D]

I know.

[G]

Vinconden. Your prescription in the wholesale business.

[B]

Look, Rush, it sounds like you're ripping off my givemetheven.com and.

[G]

And there are side effects.

[B]

Oh, no.

[G]

Eventually you can get an old Chrysler with a markedly hesitant powertrain. That can happen. I've seen it a hundred times in a week with only 42 cars. It's a learning curve, John. I think we're going to do really well for it down here in Florida for a while. Then we'll expand to. God help us, Mississippi.

[B]

Where did you come up with this idea, Rush?

[G]

Yeah, well, I saw a Concorde, a Chrysler.

[B]

Concord, yes.

[G]

Driving down the highways. It's been three weeks ago.

[D]

Three weeks.

[G]

And I asked the man what he would take for it. He said $43,000. These old cars are worth a lot. What I didn't realize was that he spent a hundred and forty three dollars making it look like it did the day I saw it. They're not all like that, kids. El Ruspo's learning a little thing or two about the used car, our business, and having a fine time doing it. I log on to Vinconden and then I take a Vicodin, drink a Bloody Mary and smoke a little of this grass. It's an amazing time when you. You've got time to take off. I wish I could still buy a slit small liquor bowl.

[D]

What is wrong?

[B]

I would have one.

[G]

You know, when he walks through the.

[D]

Wall, he's not done.

[G]

He says, my friend, my good man. Yeah, you look like you could use a Schlitz malt liquor bowl. And here he comes, right through the wall.

[D]

Right through the wall.

[G]

That's what my business is going to do in the used car industry. Look out for the prescription.

[B]

Two things. You're ripping off my own business of gimmetheven.com and you're stepping on the toes of my major sponsor, Natural Light.

[D]

Right.

[G]

All fair and war and Drugs, my friend.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who missed it, the Beyonce roll sale, it went fine. We lost some money. But the.

[D]

I need to ask you a question about that.

[B]

What?

[D]

On the Facebook page, it's the John Clay Wolf show. At Facebook, you can look this up. There's a picture actually of the Rolls almost coming through your lane. And there's appears to be two dancers and they're not dancing, they're just staring at you with a little bub their head. And the bubble says where's the F music.

[B]

Where's.

[D]

Where's the f. These girls were supposed to dance to the Beyonce song. When the Beyonce Rolls Royce was going to run through your lane this week, they were going to do this big dance where all the single women's at.

[B]

Where the women, they were going to.

[D]

Dance and they're standing.

[B]

We lined it up right here on this show. Yes. Last Saturday morning. Right in front of all of our fans.

[D]

Ain't nobody dancing.

[B]

Well, that's because we didn't have any music.

[D]

Oh, that would have been a nice thing to have when you hire. What's that word? Dancers.

[B]

Agreed. Agreed.

[D]

Music would have helped.

[B]

And we have our own in house DJ right here. DJ Prek. He. He coined himself dj. He. He dropped out during pre kindergarten. Yeah. And he became a dj.

[D]

I got you. But. So there should be no problem. You have a dj.

[B]

We found him at Party City when I was buying some balloons for my son, and I saw this white kid with a red fur coat on and a red hat and red Nikes. And it caught my eye. And I'm like, what the hell's wrong with you?

[D]

Besides everything.

[B]

And we get to talking. So I hand him Turley, and Turley made a man out of it.

[D]

Okay, so we have on staff.

[B]

Yeah, we have a dj. Why did we have no. No sound production when we were selling Beyonce's roles for our dancers last Wednesday? Why do I have to think of all these things? Why can't you do something?

[F]

Look, man, we tried to make it come together, you know? I thought she was just gonna plug it in, you know?

[B]

And Dana, we just. We gotta. We've got to do more. We've got to get more people involved in this stuff. Everybody's looking at me.

[D]

A producer. You need somebody on. This is too big. The show is too big. You need a producer. Clearly, you hired a DJ and don't give him no. Oh, audio.

[E]

See, John, you can wing radio, but.

[B]

You can't wing at the auction. You can't.

[D]

Too big of a show.

[B]

You can't wing a live performance.

[D]

Too many moving parts.

[B]

You got to hang in front of hundreds of people. Thousand people. In that case, when they're looking at.

[E]

You, it's a little different.

[D]

Dancers are just staring at you with their hands crossed.

[B]

And I was yelling, get him out of here. Get him out of here. Get him out of here. And that goes for you. You too, JD And Turley. Get out of here. And we'll be back in a minute.

[D]

All right.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[H]

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[B]

Good morning everyone. JD Ryan. Good morning, John Clay, Wolf, Michael Turley, Whitey, Blackie, DJ Pre K. Do you have any more white, black, Latino or other? Or was it just a one shot Willie this morning?

[F]

Oh, I got another one for y'.

[B]

All.

[F]

You know, this one is about, well, let's just say everybody's, you know, kind of fantasy has gone a little bit awry.

[B]

Okay, hit it. I want to hear it.

[E]

You want it now?

[F]

Okay, let me pull it up. Let's see. Yeah, this one. You know, hopefully we can get this one right up. One of everybody's ultimate fantasies is getting with some twins, right?

[B]

Okay, well, one of everyone's f fantasies is having making menage with twins. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you said it. Yeah, we'll.

[F]

These cats done took it to another level, cuz a set of identical twins got down on one knees and proposed to another set of identical twins. The set of twins hooked up at a twins festival in Twinsburg, Ohio and proposed at the same time with the same rays at Twin Lakes State park in Virginia. And the whole thing was documented on Inside Edition. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino?

[B]

Oven sounds very crackery. Very cracker. I mean, twins don't discriminate. The twin gene doesn't discriminate. It could be anything. Think about all the ones that are tied together. A lot of those are Asian.

[D]

Oh, Lord, we were so.

[B]

What?

[D]

Only you. I let my guard down for.

[B]

Have you ever seen that movie Stuck on you?

[C]

Stop it.

[B]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. What are they putting the food over there?

[D]

I went to breathe and he just did it.

[B]

Twins. Twins. So no question. I have a question. Were they of the same race, color and creed, like the marrying couples or do you know?

[F]

Yes, they. They kept it in the same.

[B]

In the same.

[F]

Right.

[B]

Zebras and zebras.

[G]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Unicorns and unicorns.

[F]

Oh yeah.

[B]

The Brahmas and the Charolays didn't mix up. Charbraise. Anyway, that would be a Texas themed joke. I'm gonna say black back just because I'm just being random as hell. I know I'm a scratch that I'm gonna say Asian, so I'm gonna go other.

[E]

Yeah, you went. That's what yours was right off the bat.

[B]

You know that. Yeah, I gotta.

[D]

It just seems like a really white thing to do.

[E]

Oh yeah.

[D]

Plus the fantasy.

[B]

What is a white thing to do? To be twins.

[D]

No, to be twins. To be doing this Corny thing is Corny. Twins, Mary. Twins.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Yeah, I agree. Yeah. In Twin City. And it's just so twins convention. I'm sure they're wearing all the same clothes and all that.

[B]

They're preppy little DJ pr. You're colorblind, man. What? Just tell us the facts, not the opinion.

[F]

Well, I mean, the caucasity is strong with these ones. Josh and Jeremy Salers pop the cue to Britney and Brianna Dean.

[E]

Yeah. Oh, it's white.

[B]

I wonder. I wonder. You know, when you get deep in that, you. You just. Just looking for some strange and wondering if it might be what the other side of that fence twins could be like. I. I wonder if it's any different between the twins. Yeah.

[E]

Oh, yeah, that'd be a great question.

[B]

Big great scientific experiment.

[E]

A twin call in. There's got to be some twins listening right now.

[B]

I know a guy who hadn't had a moment with his sister's twin sister. Really cost him his marriage. Yeah, I bet. But out of all the gals to go wrestle down, why? Why? If you're gonna go steal something because. And you work at a Mexican food restaurant, why would you go steal more Mexican food?

[D]

It's the fantasy, man. He's just driven by that fantasy. What's it like? What's that?

[B]

Go steal some Chinese food.

[D]

You're still telling the story. Had it been some random Jake, you.

[B]

Would have never go steal some soul food. Go get some chicken and biscuits. But don't go steal more Mexican food.

[D]

That's the fantasy, though. That's a twin.

[B]

James and Houston. James in Houston. James in Houston. You there?

[C]

Howdy.

[B]

Yeah, howdy. Did your grandma really leave you this car? Are you just kidding?

[C]

No, I'm dead serious. She gave it to me.

[B]

My grandmother bought me my first car. My dad took credit for it and he told me that he bought it, but he didn't. Because she told me the truth. One day, you know, your daddy says he bought you that car. He didn't buy you nothing. I bought it. I wrote the check for it and that. That's. Sorry. Isn't it weird? So cheers to Grandma's. Yeah, she was mad at my dad at the time. 08 Escalade ext with 127. Grandma gave him the car. So was it her ride or did she buy it for you?

[C]

Oh, yeah, it was her ride. And we had a child. Me and my wife had a child. So they said.

[B]

My wife and I. My wife and I.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Get it straight, James.

[C]

My wife and I.

[B]

Okay. Your wife and you had a child, white, black, Latino or other.

[D]

Stop.

[B]

White. Well, I mean, it is riding around in an Escalade with high miles.

[D]

Stop it.

[B]

All right, let's get back on track here.

[C]

Got the magneride suspension, air ride out in the back. It's smooth.

[B]

It's an Escalade truck. It's worth. It's worth. It's worth 12 grand.

[C]

Oh, not gonna take it.

[B]

What takes it today, James?

[C]

The dealership offered me 17 and change.

[B]

Are you sure it's got 130,000 miles?

[C]

Yeah, because they don't make them anymore. It was the worst selling car in America for a couple years. But people want them.

[B]

Yeah, but they don't want them that bad with that many miles on them. Why didn't you sell it to the dealership?

[D]

That's true.

[C]

I'm not going to sell it. That was the condition of getting it.

[B]

If, if. And if that car had good miles on it, I would wrestle you down for it. I would. I would. I would really fight. If anybody in listener land has like a teen Mile Escalade truck or a 20,000 or a 30,000 mile Escalade truck, the ext. Please call the show. 800, 800 radio or a CTSV wagon. Those are two unicorn. Yeah, exactly. You know, you feel my pain. Those are two unicorn kind of rigs that I will really pay up for and surprise the hell out of you. What else is there? You know, really low mile Corvettes. We're buying Corvettes extremely high right now. Corvette market's great. Great sports cars. Sports cars are doing real well. The diesel trucks are doing fine. The cheaper ones, the more expensive ones are not the, the. They're a couple thousand back where they were a few weeks ago. But you know, CT or SRT Charger, srt Magnum. The Magnums are back up. All the, all the hot rod stuff, the good stuff, the juicy stuff with good miles. But the. The what? James, James, I'll give you about 13 grand for your rig. Maybe 14. But if you have one of those with. I had a. Oh, what year was it? Was it 08 or 09? With 19,000 miles wide, gave 40,000. 2004 in a 08 Escalade.

[C]

Yeah, with 19 before they did the active fuel management.

[B]

See, nobody cares about all that. Nobody gives a rat's ass about any of that. When y' all start talking about all this. No, they on an Escalade ext. Who wants to hot rod an EXT truck? Who in their right mind? I'll tell you who. A guy that got offered 18 grand and turned it down. And then calls into a radio show and lies to him about what he got. My name's John Claywell and you buy.

[D]

Cars on the radio.

[B]

We buy cars on the radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rockets win streak stops at 17. That was the. The Houston Rockets had the best run in. Was it in history?

[E]

I don't know if out for them, but it was a hell of a run for. In. For as far as in the NBA this year. It's the longest win streak this year. So 17 games and they're doing it by shooting 3.5 pointers. They're going to have more three pointers made than two pointers by the end of the season.

[B]

Tiger woods is only two strokes back from the lead.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

His wife comments. Don't worry, he never finishes. I think.

[E]

I think Randy's going to join us later.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. He's going to talk about the story when he had actually rode with Tiger when he was drunk.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[B]

Jerry has to play. Jerry Jones has to pay for NFL Lord Warriors. But they haven't voted on that yet.

[E]

Yeah, but I mean it's.

[B]

But see, what he can do is get this taken to a real court of law outside the Star wars court of law.

[D]

Exactly what it is.

[B]

Because that's what it is. They're like. Well, what did they call it like when they put you in front of the. The court in these sci fi movies? The. The League of Justice.

[E]

You know, that's what it is. He's going in front of the NFL.

[B]

He's going in front of the League of Justice, which is that they make.

[D]

Their own rule record.

[B]

Can't record. Mark Cuban got gropy at a nightclub in 2011. What's that about? Oh, you haven't heard the story.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Did his hairpiece fall out? No.

[E]

There was a lawsuit against him and because he got gropy in 2011 at a bar, nothing was found. The case was dropped. But it's coming back up again because. Because me too. Yes.

[D]

Everybody's everybody.

[E]

Ryan Secrest just had something that's coming out too. Something from the past.

[B]

So yeah, Brian Seacrest is straight, black, white, crooked. We'll find out later. Kurt in West Texas, you're a twin.

[C]

Yes, I'm a twin. I'm a good brother.

[B]

I want you to hold that thought and come back with us in a moment. But this one. Jonathan Sugarland, 09 CTSV wagon. Are you really gonna sell it or Are you just calling to brag?

[C]

Calling to brag. But I'm willing to hear what you got to offer.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Be right back. Black betty, bama lamb whoa. Black betty, bama lamb she's from birmingham, bama lamb way down in alabama, bama lamb.

[D]

Give me the VIN.

[A]

Givemethefin.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[B]

Texas, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Missoura. Since I heard that Rush piece, I'm, like, rushing. Have you noticed, my little. The hell? What are you playing? A bit of a rush.

[E]

Have you not heard this mix?

[B]

No, it's Rat.

[E]

Round and round with Marvin Gaye. I heard it through the grapevine.

[B]

I hear that. It's awesome. I hope they ran around it. It's pretty old.

[E]

It's pretty damn good.

[B]

Pretty DJ Prek. Why don't you do anything like this? You got the name, man. Look, I'll be getting my blend on, man.

[F]

I'll be, you know, throwing some Sierra Acapellas over some Tupac beats sometimes.

[E]

Well, that's great, but we need it for our audience. Audience, yeah. So Rat. Rat, Everybody knows that in this audience here.

[F]

Y' all want like, some Guns and Roses mixed with, like some Supremes or something?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

All right, I'll see what I can come up with.

[B]

You know, There you go. It didn't take him long. Speaking of, need to do a little house cleaning real quick. Need PCP drivers. No, no, no, no. Hang on. I read that.

[D]

Stop.

[B]

I read that wrong.

[D]

Job. We do not need anything.

[B]

Yeah, give me the. Vince. Hiring in different. Different areas.

[D]

Yes, different areas.

[B]

PHP.

[D]

PHP.

[B]

PHP. Web developers. If you're a PHP, if you code in PHP, go to [e-mail]. we need PHP developers and we need drivers. But they. Drivers don't need to be taking pcp.

[D]

No.

[B]

But if the drivers can write the web language, the HTML language of php, then they can get out of the off the road into the office.

[D]

We need somebody two years experience.

[B]

Two years experience. We need truck drivers. Truck drivers. Truck drivers with transport trucks.

[E]

Three car haulers.

[B]

Three car haulers that'll run from Dallas, Fort Worth to Oklahoma in South Texas, daily. Make. Make runs to Midland, make runs to San Antonio, Austin, Oklahoma City, Tulsa to go pick up customers, cars and bring them back here. We've grown a lot. We have more capacity than we have truck drivers right now. And I don't like driving the cars that far because things happen.

[D]

And where would someone send their Information if they have someone would like to apply.

[B]

[e-mail] J O B S givemetheven.com One more time. That's [e-mail] and if you don't know how to spell jobs, you probably don't need to be working here.

[D]

We'll put a link up on our Facebook page. The John Clay Wolf show at Facebook.

[B]

That's good.

[D]

That's facebook.com and the, the pictures of.

[B]

The Rolls Royce dancers are on the Facebook page.

[D]

Sort of.

[B]

We do a podcast every week and what I'm noticing is the podcast people like it a lot. So it's gone to like almost. He has 2,000 people a week are pulling it down. It's just Turley takes the show and strips out all the commercials and the music and just puts so out of a four hour show. I think it's probably two hours 15 minutes. Yeah.

[D]

I can't believe how many people listen to the podcast, download it. I've heard so many people say that.

[B]

What I've noticed is people are starting at the beginning of when we started right in the riding all the way through it. I've noticed that a lot of people have said, hey, I'm halfway through. I mean like, like it's a. Like it's down, like it's breaking bad.

[D]

Right.

[E]

When you're binge watching, you're binge binge listening.

[D]

Yeah, but a lot of people that drive take trips. Truck drivers are downloading and listening to it on long trips. That's cool. It's great.

[B]

We have a lot of audio from the past that's probably better than what we do today.

[D]

That's not true.

[B]

And we, we will get that up sometime sooner than later. Spring has sprung. The market is up. The used car market is up. They're higher than hell, higher than a giraffes. You know what? The car prices are up. Vets, sports cars, luxury cars, good cars. Junk. Even junk. Not like trash can junk, like back of thousand dollar trashy junk. But like thousand to three to four thousand dollar cars. Especially if they're imports. They're doing better.

[D]

You need to define junk.

[B]

Well, junk is differently defined in imports versus domestics. Domestic junk is like a Nissan will make it further than a Chevy with 160. I don't want a bunch of junk coming in to give me the vin.com.

[E]

Stop talking about it.

[B]

But anyway, good, good cars. I mean cars. I right now is the highest time of year. We buy our most cars. This time of year is when we buy more cars than ever. It's because the prices are so high and we can offer you more. So go to givemetheven.com and sell us your car. Remember, PHP developers, we need truck drivers, car haulers with their own rigs. I don't have one and I don't want one. But if you'd like to work for us and run to, you know, a couple hundred miles a day going and picking up customer cars, go to jobsivemetheven.com and RVs. We buy RVs and motorcycles. Speaking of Michael Turley, I need to know what to do on this trip, and I might need my Arkansas listeners to call in. What trip? I'm leaving. I'm leaving in a minute. Oh, thanks for letting us in. Oh, yeah, thanks. I'm leaving in a minute. The in laws are in town. They're going to watch the house.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You know we buy RVs.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So one of the RVs we bought. Oh, it said if you look at the. What's the name of our Facebook page?

[D]

It is John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Show.

[D]

That's on Facebook. It's John Claywell Show.

[B]

There's a picture of the RV that we bought, and we're fixing to load that up and we're taking off to Arkansas.

[D]

You're not.

[B]

And you're just. Just like the dude. Just like my. My unorganized ass. I have no plans. I have no reservations. I have no direction. I have four children and a happy wife. And we're gonna load up here in a minute. We're heading to Arkansas.

[D]

Please, please, please, please bring someone along for video. This is like. You ever seen the movie RV with Robin Williams? This is what's about, where do we go?

[E]

Hot springs is cool.

[B]

We're gonna be gone today, so we're gonna land somewhere today, tonight, and then Fredericksburg tomorrow. North.

[D]

Which way are you going?

[B]

Come on. Northeast.

[D]

How do I know where you're going? Arkansas hot springs is beautiful. Is great.

[B]

Texarkana is great.

[D]

It really is Texark. I swear to God, there's lots of very cool stuff there. There's like, one. Well, there's a theater. There's a beautiful garden there. There's. There's cool stuff.

[B]

You got into that route? No, no. J.D. started down this road. He said Texarkana, and he just had to own it.

[D]

Look it up, dude.

[B]

There's a beautiful garden and a theater. Theater.

[D]

I. I used to do a show called Texas Road Tripping, and we spent a whole day in Texarkana. There's stuff to do I'll get you links. There really is.

[B]

There's a. There's everything I know to do in Texarkana. I'd probably get kicked off the radio for sure.

[D]

Let's don't do that.

[E]

Isn't the. Is it the Ozarks in Arkansas?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, I've heard that's really cool.

[D]

I've been to Missouri, but.

[E]

Yeah, well, it's kind of that, you.

[B]

Know, I was thinking about taking them to. What's Dollywood? Branson.

[D]

Yeah. No, Branson. No, no. Dollywood is.

[B]

Well, I wasn't gonna go to Dollywood, but I was gonna go to. Hey, Kurt, you're a twin. Where do I take my kids for. For spring break weekend?

[C]

Well, you're going to Arkansas, correct, Right? You know, like she said earlier, those ark is really nice. Hot Springs is nice. I kind of was a kid that grew up in Branson. It's really nice to go to is Branson.

[B]

I mean, I've got. I've got four kids. If we take them to Branson, are they going to be like, why did you take us here? I mean, we don't want to see Ronnie Millsap, who is Charley Pride.

[C]

Yeah, you're probably right. That generation is gone. Your grandparents get it, but not them.

[B]

Yeah. So it. So Hot Springs, Eureka Springs, White river, just do that whole. All the Ozark crap.

[C]

Yeah, I mean, it's really nice. I had an opportunity as a kid to go up there a lot during the summers. There's a lot of hiking, backpacking. I don't know what your kids like, but there's stuff like that.

[B]

They like iPads and they don't like each other. Hey, Kurt, real quick. You had a comment about. You had a comment about being a twin.

[C]

Yeah. So I have a twig and. But the funny thing is there were. There was a twin. There's a set of twin girls that lived here in the city I live in. They married twin brothers and they had one wedding because their dad would only pay for one reception.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

What year was this out on the Prairie?

[C]

Probably like 2008, 2010.

[B]

What town. What town do you live in?

[C]

Midland.

[B]

Okay, cool. All right. Thanks for the heads up on the Arkansas stuff. Bentley Arnage with 90, 000 miles on it. Andy, does this car need work? Because, I mean, you know what it costs to keep these high mileage cars running?

[C]

Yes, sir. Sure do. It's a. It's a beautiful car. Runs great. Running around all day yesterday trying to get it sold. What can you do for me?

[B]

100,000 miles on. Does it have a clear title?

[C]

89? Yes sir. I'm waiting for it to come back from the dealer.

[B]

What year model did they change the. Hang on. You just said. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time. What?

[E]

What?

[B]

What are you waiting to come back from the dealer?

[C]

I'm waiting for the title to come back from the dealer. It's been paid in full.

[E]

So you.

[B]

Did you just buy it?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And you don't want it?

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Why?

[C]

Because I bought it to flip it. I don't need. I've got a 2500 yard muddy driveway that it just will not go down very well.

[B]

How long have you owned it?

[C]

Just a couple days.

[B]

See. Dealership. You went to a dealership and bought this car and now I bought it from.

[C]

I bought it from an individual that hit it online. He's a good customer of mine and I'm. I bought it to resell it. He knew I was going to resell.

[B]

But you just said you're waiting on the dealer to get you the title.

[C]

Yes, well, the dealer. Right, the dealer again, the dealer has the title. He bought it up in Arizona. He's had this car for a year and it is paid off.

[B]

Ten grand?

[C]

No. No way.

[B]

How much?

[C]

You could definitely do better than that. We both know what this vehicle is worth. I mean, gosh, come on.

[B]

How much?

[C]

30,000.

[B]

Okay, well the reason I just threw ten grand out there is instead of arguing about this dealer title, title, dealer friend thing, I just want to see if you're realistic on the price. So it's not worth 30. It's got 100k on it's 2000 model bent. It's going to cost like 500amile to keep it running. It's probably a 15 to 17 thousand dollar car and that's what it's worth. Eight hundred. Eight hundred seventeen. What's my. Whatever our number is? Yeah. What 800, 800 video John. A two. A 200000 mile Excursion. Is it a four wheel drive?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Average, rougher, clean.

[C]

One hundred and ten. It's nine.

[B]

Okay. Probably 10,000 with 200, which sounds stupid but you said. Okay, you know I don't need to hear y'. All. This is not good guys. Out in Texas Motor Speedway that's going.

[E]

On this weekend, right?

[D]

Oh, the part shop.

[B]

I mean we don't steal cars. But we're not paying retail. Plus four grand.

[D]

No, no.

[B]

We pay top of the wholesale market.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

If you have a 200,000 mile excursion, 10,000 is not a bad offer on it. If you had a 20,000 mile excursion diesel, four wheel drive. 25,000 would be a good offer on it, and I'd give that. But you know, it just. It kind of bust my ass when you throw 10 GS at somebody that's got a 250,000 mile POS and they tell you it wouldn't buy the training out of it.

[E]

They don't know.

[B]

They don't know.

[E]

But.

[B]

But it just. Here we go again. I don't want to get all freaked out like I did last week about high mileage cars.

[D]

Did you ever.

[B]

But remember the, the. We just made the man an offer on a 200, 000 mile.

[D]

Not too late. Here we go.

[B]

6 liter pos that Ford quit making because they couldn't sell enough of me. Now I agree that the market is hot on them and that people want them, but the ones that have 200,000 miles, that's really not the one that they all want. So yeah, it would buy the effing transmission out of it.

[D]

I knew it.

[B]

And actually I won't even give 10 grand for it anymore. You can take the car and you can shove it up.

[D]

Michael, do you have angels?

[B]

Hey, dump me. You can take the car and shove it up your. Whatever. Up your tailpipe.

[D]

John needs a road trip with his family.

[B]

200,000 miles with his family. That wouldn't buy the transmission out of it.

[D]

Can you imagine getting in an RV right now with what would buy the.

[B]

Transmission out of a 200,000 mile 15 year old Ford that they quit making? I'm just interested. What would buy the effing transmission out of it? Okay, y', all, y', all, y' all got me upset again.

[D]

Okay?

[E]

So at least get it out of the way.

[B]

Hang on. Here's another one. In Pecos, Texas, Josh has got a fresh, fresh, fresh 03F350 King Ranch dually with only 265,000 miles on it. Hi, Josh. Welcome to the program.

[C]

How you doing?

[B]

Great.

[C]

Are you sure?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I just. I just. Just love quarter million mile 03 first year of the six liter. The ones that like didn't make it off the haul truck because the engine sucks so bad. What are you looking to get out of your 265, 000 mile O3 truck, Josh?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

What do you about two grand? I was thinking, I was thinking 2,000. What's your figure?

[C]

I was thinking about a hundred.

[B]

Ah, Josh is a realist. He's not a moron. Thank you, Josh. You sound like you maybe are educated. Past the third grade. Thank you, Josh, for bringing these people like DJ pre k that flunk out of pre K and they don't know how to count. It's hard to negotiate with them. Josh, if you're serious about selling your truck, I will buy it. But as we all know, it is an.03. It does have, you know, 250,000 miles on it. And you live in Pecos, so I already know what it's going to look like. It ain't gonna look like it lived in Highland park all its life.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll try to buy it. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the air, and I need a drink of water.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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Hear us out. We beat [e-mail] the quicker you can get that message across in your mind, the less money we have to spend on advertising and we can even put more money in buying your cars. At givemethevin.com, we are the newest. We are the biggest. We are the baddest online car buyer in the South. GiveMeTheVin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100.

[G]

Sell us your car.

[B]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[A]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I have a handful of callers, or more than a handful that have suggestions on where to take the kids on the RV trip.

[D]

You're getting in an rv?

[B]

I'll get to them in a second. I've got to bid some cars. I'm going to do these quick and I want you all to go to givemetheven.com afterwards and see what my computer. Because on the website, it bids them automatically, too. Faster than I do, actually. Terrell, 13F150. 74, 000 miles, leather roof, nav, four wheel drive, crew cab. Average rough or clean? Clean.

[C]

Clean.

[B]

20 grand? 21 grand? 22 grand? 23 grand? Something like that?

[C]

How about 25?

[B]

How about. That's full retail. How about go to givemetheven.com and let me let my computer bid against me. Brad Amarillo, 14F150 was 71. Same kind of deal. But this is an extended cab, right? Yes, the extended cab slows things down a lot. I'm thinking 19. I'm thinking 19, but I might give a little more. Go to the website real quick and let it. Let's see what everybody that calls in is gonna wind up there anyway because we got to get the pictures, we got to get your information. We've got to get the bid going back and forth. So just load it up there. But it's right around 20. I'm not quoting you. 20 keyword. Right around 20. Clemente or Clement in Oklahoma? You're not Clemente. That would be San Antonio. Clemente in San Antonio. Good morning.

[C]

Good morning. How are you doing?

[B]

Good. Boomer. Sooner 11 Tundra Platinum 4 wheel drive, leather roof nav with 78. Does 20 grand buy it?

[C]

No.

[B]

What does?

[C]

Well, I was wanting a little bit more than that, but gives me a good idea about what it's worth.

[B]

Well, lay it into the website. You just put your Oklahoma license plate in there, your VIN number, and we'll get to working on it. I may give some more. Give me some pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Janet and Dallas. Where do we need to take the kids?

[C]

I suggest you take them. This is nerdy crystal digging.

[B]

Crystal digging. Where is that?

[C]

They have. There's several places up just across the border that have like one company has two or three mines.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

A couple of centuries ago, I had a ball going out there and digging up my own crystal.

[B]

Well, thank you. That's a good idea. And that's exactly what I'm going to do. I'll be right back.

[A]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemetheven.com.

[H]

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[B]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[G]

He considers keeping his vehicle clean an outstanding opportunity for the homeless. He understands that a Lexus is just an expensive Toyota because in his opinion, Busch and Budweiser have the exact same product dynamic.

[B]

Yes, they do.

[G]

He doesn't simply drink to excess on St Patrick's Day. He drinks until he's blacked out, assaulted a drive thru attendant and been jailed for stealing a marmoset from the zoo. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch.

[B]

Hey, man, I don't always drink beer.

[G]

But when I do make mine a natty light.

[B]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Turley I.

[B]

Was jamming to this on the way to the studio this morning. Really good tune on the Hunt by Skinner. And we are going to Arkansas, which is like. Yeah, it's, it's real south.

[D]

Very south.

[B]

Very south Texas. Patty? Patty Lee is on line seven. Patty Lee.

[G]

Hello?

[B]

Patty, are you there? Hey, Patty from Arkansas, are you still there? It said take the kids to Lake de Gray.

[D]

Lake de Gray? What's that?

[B]

I don't know. I was going to ask her.

[D]

I looked the quartz crystal thing up. By the way, they say Brazil and Arkansas have the best quality quartz on earth. And they let the kids dig them. Perfect.

[B]

And whenever you go to the hamburger places in both areas, they, they, they just shave more meat off the stick and keep feeding you.

[D]

Keep feeding you.

[B]

At the Brazilian Steakhouse, you just perfect.

[D]

Smart pills had to go there.

[B]

No, boys, these aren't smart pills. These are rabbit turds. See, boy, you're getting smarter already. There you go. Bobo in California.

[E]

What?

[B]

Speaking of the son of a.

[D]

Really.

[C]

What'S happening?

[B]

Not much. I mean, what's going on with you? You know, last week you call in sick like five minutes before we go in there. This week you don't tell anybody you're going to California. I mean, are you trying to tell us? Are you trying to give us a message?

[C]

I think it was seven, seven minutes before you guys were on the air.

[B]

Okay, so what, What? Tell me, why the lack of respect?

[C]

Well, you know, I mean, I'm not, I'm not a horrible person. I'm just drawn that way.

[D]

Okay, Roger Rabbit.

[B]

So.

[C]

So I finally got my share of the flu going around, you know, late as always, and got over, but I had to go to San Diego, man.

[B]

Hey, I, I saw the picture. You and your son. He's graduating from the military. I mean, it's all awesome. We. I would have been high fiving you and all about it, but, I mean, could you not have told somebody?

[C]

Well, you know, you're always saying, bubba, don't ever call me.

[D]

No, it's okay to call.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, Bob, I'm saying don't call me during, you know. No, I don't say don't during the day, you know, when you've been. And you've been nipping a little bit. We talk in the evenings sometimes. That's fine, but don't. Don't. Timeout. Hang on, hang on. So your reason for not calling and letting us know that you're going to be off for two weeks is because I said, baba, don't call me. So there is underlying vibe here.

[D]

Oh, yeah, he's mad at you for telling me.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

My heart up against some mad bugger's wall. You know what?

[B]

You call Charlie a lot. Did you not. Are you mad at Turley? Did you not want to call him and say, hey, I'm not going to be here this week? If you want to find some text, you know, we could have called roadie or someone to replace you.

[C]

Just forgot. I've been. Been terribly busy, man. Traveling, you know, traveling can be a chore.

[D]

Can I ask you a question? How long did you sit at the gate at the airport?

[C]

How long did I what?

[D]

Sit at the gate at the airport. DFW Airport. How long did you sit at the gate?

[C]

Well, okay. We actually flew out of Love Field.

[D]

Shut up. How long did you sit at the gate at Love field?

[C]

Something like 20 minutes ago.

[D]

Okay. There wasn't 60 seconds. You could have texted somebody.

[C]

Yeah, well, there probably was.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Okay, so what's the message you're trying to get across? Because obviously there's a message here.

[C]

I don't. I don't. I think you're overthinking this thing.

[B]

Well, I mean, if I had two dates with you, we're supposed to do a. If you're playing the guitar and I'm playing the drums and we go to a gig and you don't show, and I didn't show up the one Saturday and I said, hey, I got the flu, you'd be like, that sucks. And the next Saturday, I planned something months before, and I didn't show up for that gig either. And then I just didn't even call. You'd be like, hey, dude, what's going on? Do I need to. I mean, what are you trying to tell me?

[C]

Oh, yeah, well, you know, what's going on? I've been really busy, man, putting this trip together and everything, but luckily I found. Did you know that the Chargers are no longer in San Diego?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Nice.

[D]

Nice try.

[B]

Oh, all right.

[C]

Well, I mean, my first legal dispensary, and that's been cool.

[B]

That. That is cool. So tell me this, Bob. Are you coming in next Saturday?

[C]

Well, I plan to. You know. I mean, I don't know, you never know what's gonna come up.

[D]

Clearly.

[B]

Okay, so if you don't come in next Saturday, then what am I supposed to do?

[C]

Just, you know, just keep. Keep loving your heart and rock on. You know what I mean? What could possibly go. What could possibly keep me from being there next Saturday?

[B]

I'm asking you a week in advance. Think about it. Let us know, keep us posted. Because we're worried about you, man. We love you. There's a lot of love in this room. Even though we throw a lot of elbows, you know it's there.

[C]

Oh, yeah, See, I'm really worried too, because I've got like one whole bar of this THC chocolate bar. And I've decided not to try to sneak him back to Texas. So I have to eat all of these chocolates, like today, man.

[B]

Dude, when are you coming back?

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

He might not come back after you.

[B]

Hit the whole bar. All right, well, you know, you know how the clock works. We got a minute till we're out, so I gotta pop off and clean up. But we will look forward to seeing you next Saturday, maybe.

[C]

I'll be there.

[B]

All right. He'll be here. He said he'll be here.

[E]

Yeah, after eating that whole thing, he could get lost in San Diego easily.

[D]

Not make the airport.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Patty Lee, are you there? Patty Lee, can you hear me? Nope. Arkansas. Patty Lee's not there, Johnny. In Dallas you say take the kids on the. To the diamond fields. Is that in Arkansas?

[C]

Yeah, Murfreesboro, Arkansas. It's a lot of fun. It's an old volcano and they start right before the second term of the Clintons. They found a 12 carat diamond and they gave. They donated to Mrs. Clinton and rather than her having a cut, she wore it just as a natural cut. Natural diamond.

[B]

I was waiting on the punchline. There's no punchline. It's true.

[C]

Yeah. My. My twin joke.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Be back in a minute.

[A]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[H]

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[B]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[C]

Givemethevin.com you guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'.

[B]

All.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Last segment.

[B]

On ZPS and the Buzz. For those of y' all who lose us at 11 o', clock, you can jump to iheart player and grab us out of the Bear in Witchita Falls or the Keg in Arkansas or the Eagle in Baton Rouge or many other stations. If you go to john claywolf.com, there's a list of all the stations or.

[E]

There'S a link on the top live stream.

[B]

Okay. And yeah, it's live streamed on that show.

[D]

I also put that link on the Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Perfect. And one more thing. Podcast. Yeah, it's really starting to hook up. I'm gonna get into that. More in our number four. Yeah, the podcast is, you know, we just put it out there and just forgot about it. You know, the quit it, play it and forget it deal. And it's growing, it's working, it's fun.

[D]

Many people have. Yeah. Downloaded every, every week.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What were you saying?

[D]

And you're taking a well deserved vacation. Speaking of the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook, I see this beautiful RV bus.

[B]

This isn't.

[D]

This is not an rv. This is a tour bus. You're taking your family out?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Cool.

[B]

We buy [e-mail] right? And we bought this from a listener.

[D]

This is beautiful.

[B]

We just really, we just picked it up Thursday and I'm like, let's take it on a roll. Road trip, kids.

[D]

You and your kids stopping off in Texarkana. You can see the Haunted Texas Arcana Ghost Walk.

[B]

Listen, the only thing that comes from Texarkana are the strippers in Dallas. Not true.

[D]

The Discovery Place Children's Museum is there. The Texarkana Farmers Market.

[B]

I'm not going to Texarkana.

[D]

We have the Perot Museum.

[B]

You go to the Ozarks. So the question is, do we want to go south or go north? And we started looking at south. But south by southwest is not Austin this week.

[D]

Anywhere near that.

[B]

And that's California Comes to Texas.

[D]

No, I want to go near that.

[B]

The Austinites don't even like it anymore. No, they get out of town south by Southwest. Is that some spin off split kid from Kanye and Kim?

[D]

Even some of the local Austin artists are leaving just because they are.

[B]

Because it's so commercial against what Austin is about.

[D]

Exactly. Four states.

[B]

Austin's for hippies, damn it. Not for Hollywood guys wearing Converse and black glasses that look like the lead singer for women Tweezer. That's not what I mean. That. That'll run around hustling TV shows.

[D]

Go northeast. Go to Texarkana Four states Auto Museum.

[B]

If you're a stripper and you want to make more money and you live in Texarkana, go to Dallas because that's what the rest of them do. Just I think they have a bus that leaves three times a day from Texarkana to the strip clubs in Dallas.

[D]

I have put a link on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page to 10 top 10 things to do in Texarkana.

[B]

Oh my God.

[E]

Are you getting money from sex arc?

[B]

Nick in Wellington, Texas at 04 Liberty with 180 is worth. You know, to me it's worth $11,000 here. But if I've got to go get it and all that crap, I mean it's like 500 bucks cuz the expenses. You there?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yep. We call this car pos. Do you know what that stands for, Nick? No. No. I got a piece of. Hey, Tom. In Oklahoma City. A14F350 with utility box. Go to givemetheven.com and send us photos of this thing because there's just too many variables in it. I do buy commercial vehicles, but I need to see it.

[C]

Okay, sure, I'll do that.

[B]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Brian. And 03 Deville with 68. Yes, sir. You know, this is. This saddens me. That is a lot of car. One of our buyers bought one that we bought from an individual. The car's worth nothing, but it's the damnedest, best car. Now the North Star engine and it leaks and everybody hates that part of it. But I can't believe how much you.

[C]

Give me for the transmission.

[B]

Right? Exactly. I like your car. That is a car. That. It's a $2,000 car. And whoever gets it needs to keep it as a driver because that's the best driving $2,000 car on the road.

[D]

What is it again?

[B]

It's a 03 Cadillac Deville. I was driving a Rolls Royce Ghost last week, right. And I thought I would rather be in a town car. Really? A town car drives better and this 03 Deville drives like a town car. I mean, I'm not beating on your car. I don't know. The marketability on it's real bad because of the Northstar engine and it doesn't make, make. You know, the, the note dealers, they take a thousand down and sell it for five grand and take payments. Problem is, is the payments don't keep coming because they break down with the North Star engine.

[C]

Right.

[B]

But anyway, yeah, It's. It's a 2G ride if it's nice and I'll buy it.

[C]

Oh, by the way, only the day dancers come from Texarkana.

[B]

Ah, the day shift. The day shift. The day shift. See, he's in Houston and he even.

[D]

Knows this plug in Texarkana.

[B]

All right. Oil man. Who's the oil man?

[C]

There we go.

[B]

Hey.

[C]

Hey. How's it going?

[B]

Good. Who's this?

[C]

Tyler? I got a Tech oil man junior right here.

[B]

Okay, well, tell me why you called.

[C]

Wanted to talk about things that are going on at Tech. I know you have a pretty good radio station going on. So.

[B]

You really had your bit together, didn't you, when you called?

[D]

No, he didn't.

[B]

Here's what, here's what you got to do when you call in. If you're, if you're going to hit us something sideways, you got to ride it out and be ready. So do that. Go get prepared and come back and try again. 800-800-723. We. We'll take all the stick in the world from the listeners, but just be prepared with your.

[D]

Man, I blew my.

[E]

That guy was trying out for Babo's position right there.

[D]

Oh, that's what it is.

[B]

Oil man from Tech. Got a pretty good radio station going on here. I don't even think we're on the Aero. No, we're not, but it's all good. He's trying David in Dallas at 96 O.J. special in the Eddie Bauer form. I need to see it, cuz it's all about how nice it is. Is it a Highland park car? Is it a. Is it a grove? Is it from the Grove?

[C]

It's real close to a Highland park car.

[B]

Then I want to see it. Load it [e-mail] and take a look because I, I love nice cool old stuff like this. If it's nice, if it's junk, you know, leave it at the trailer park and throw it in the above ground swimming pool. Yeah. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rail Nelson and Baton Rouge. This is an interesting one at 98 Mazda millennia with 44,000 miles. This sounds real stupid, but I'm 70% right. When this thing gets warmed up, does it still smoke a little bit out of the exhaust pipes?

[C]

It doesn't smoke at all because a.

[B]

Lot of them did. The. The guides and the valves wear out on that car. I've been doing this for 22 years, and I remember when these were newer and they still were doing it. What color is it?

[C]

It's tan.

[B]

If it's super duper clean and nice, I'll give 2,000 for it.

[C]

Well, my wife. Let me. Let me tell you, I've listened to your program for so long. I enjoy your program.

[B]

Well, thanks.

[C]

And I have. I have the VIN number right here. I can give it to you.

[B]

Well, if, you know, Nelson, sitting here and trying to transcribe 17 digits on syndicated error is a time burner. So if you would please go to our website and put that VIN number in. Or you can just put in your license plate number and it will decode it automatically. We will. We will do it right there on online, because, I mean, we just burned too much time trying to wrestle this van on the air.

[C]

Okay. And this has been my wife's car since she bought it, and only place she. She's like, I'm 80 years old, and I'm in oxygen now, and. And my. My wife wants to just drive my car now because we want to get rid of this.

[B]

Okay, Well, I have a crew on the ground in Baton Rouge. They'll come over and pick it up with a check. If you go to the give me the VIN Facebook page, you'll see hundreds people sitting there holding that silly little sign when we're picking them up and we take a picture of them with their car. And we would love to have you as part of our family on the photos. And if you do, I want the oxygen bottle and all. I want to. I want a real picture of you. All right. Thanks for listening, Wilson. 800-800-7234. You know, we bought a Corvette with. With nitrous.

[G]

What?

[B]

Yeah, and a Corvette, and it had a great big nitrous bottle in the back. And our manager, he got so busy, he missed it. And I was looking at this picture, and I'm like, mixing. What the hell did you think that was? Like, an oxygen bottle for the driver.

[D]

What's the bottle for?

[B]

It's a huge. You think the guy's gonna go scuba diving?

[D]

Yeah, just in case it goes in the lake. We're Set.

[B]

Pull that son of a out and give it to one of our hot rod guys that buys cars from us. I don't know if we did that or not, but I know which one we should send it to is Texas hot rods because they, they love that stuff. 800-800-7234 just go to givemetheven.com php developers, web developers. We're hiring. Go to jobs. Give me the vin.com haul truck drivers that have your own three car rig that want to pick up. Give me the VIN customer cars in San Antonio, Austin, Oklahoma, Midland, you know, longer day trips from Dallas, Fort Worth. Please go to jobsmetheven.com because we're looking to bring on some more contractors on our Facebook page. Yeah. That have their own deal [e-mail] and we do buy RVs and we do buy motorcycles. The market's real high right now on all of it because it's springtime. Spring has sprung and it, it's just like how the trees start blooming and the tulips start popping. The car prices go up in the spring.

[D]

Tonight's a night we roll the clock. So we go forward. I'm sorry, you go forward.

[B]

Is it tonight?

[D]

Yeah, tonight.

[E]

Daylight. Save time.

[B]

Springing forward for those of y' all who still wear a watch. I'm actually getting both of my sons a watch.

[E]

Why?

[D]

Kids don't use watches.

[B]

They need to. Yeah, but they need to learn how to. Why? So they can learn how to tell time.

[D]

God, they got everything in the world to tell them.

[B]

I quizzed my children the other day, the 8 year old and the old 11 year old and like started putting. They, they, they weren't hitting it right.

[D]

What would you ask them?

[B]

The clock. Showing them clock. What time is this? What time is that?

[D]

A regular clock or regular clock? They can't read a regular.

[B]

They can't read a regular clock because.

[D]

They don't teach them that in school.

[B]

So we're going to get them watches on our little road trip. We're going to stop in Arkansas and get them some cheap watches.

[D]

That's funny.

[B]

They can't read the clock.

[D]

JD that's really odd to me.

[C]

Me.

[B]

It's really odd to me too.

[E]

I don't even know if I've asked my son that either.

[B]

Well, you might be surprised with the answer. Yeah, it kind of shocked me. They could run an iPad, but they can't read one.

[D]

How about cursive? They teach cursive anymore?

[E]

They don't. My son learned from my wife just because he wanted to learn.

[D]

Sign your name.

[E]

You just put print it. That's. Yeah.

[B]

Tim in New Orleans. A 99 Firebird, 30th anniversary T top. Now is it a WRX? Is it trans Am, Ram Air?

[C]

Yep, it is, with the suspension packages and everything.

[B]

So you got the real one, you got a good car?

[C]

I got the real one.

[B]

Well, 15 grand.

[C]

I'm just trying to find out what it's really 15 grand because I paid about 30. Well, I paid 33 for it and just been sitting here and just collecting dust. Now.

[B]

I buy cool cars like that. I bought. I bought a cool Mustang like that. I bought a 93 Cobra like that. I. I want to buy that car.

[C]

So let me ask you this question. When it becomes a classic, when it hits 20 years, does it really make the value jump?

[B]

No, it becomes a classic when the market decides it becomes a classic. The 20 years has nothing to do with just happens. It just. I can't explain when and where and why and which one does it. But I like your car and I'll take a gamble on it.

[C]

Yeah, it's brand new on the original owner.

[G]

Brand new.

[C]

I mean, everything's brand new. Tires. The only thing I've even changed.

[B]

I've got eight seconds before I'm on a hard out of the top of the hour. I got a boogie. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll wire you the money.

[C]

You got it. You the man.

[B]

Thanks. Be right back.

[A]

Givemethe vin.com presents Crank It Up.

[B]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[A]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

I got r to keep from hiding.

[B]

I'm bound to keep on riding and.

[D]

I got one more silver dollar.

[B]

We gotta go see Willie. Take the kids to go see Willie. Where the hell's Willy playing? Is he dead yet? Yet?

[D]

No, he's not dead yet.

[E]

Is he playing out that way?

[D]

Let me see here.

[B]

Texarkana. Yeah, he's at the strip club.

[D]

He's not a strip club. Okay, let me see where he's playing. He is on tour. Hard to believe he did cancel. He is?

[E]

Yeah, but he's always on tour.

[D]

He canceled some shows because he got sick. He's going to be March 8th at the House of Blues in New Orleans. March 9th, Lake Charles, Louisiana. March 10th, Duke Rant, Amarillo, all those cities.

[B]

Okay, we need Willie on the air to promote these.

[D]

Amarillo on the 12th. Where else? Then he goes to Illinois.

[B]

Dana, if you're listening, get a hold of Willie's publicist and get him on the show please because he can promote his tour and all, all those stations, JD's, all those cities, JD's list, all of them.

[E]

Well, those are a. Now the date. You just said today's the 10th.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Will you call in now?

[D]

But no, but he's, then he's coming back to New Braunfels April 20th, Tulsa on the 16th of May.

[B]

We'll be on until somebody.

[D]

So we got all kinds of places we could promote for him. Austin on July 4th.

[B]

We know Austin. Good morning Austin.

[D]

Get him on the show.

[B]

Yeah, we need to do more of that. We used to do that all the time and we've all been so busy we don't even think about it. Yeah, Brad in Oklahoma city.

[C]

Yes sir.

[B]

96 Corvette. Oh, I saw the 101, but then I see the miles. Okay, it's got high miles. So whenever you get into that one of one stuff, that signature car, if it's got high miles, it doesn't do that goofy money. I, I, I'll tell you this. I had a. What would you Pay for a 93? Same body style way is that. Yeah, same body style vet six speed with 13,000 miles on it. That was like a 10 point perfect time capsule. 93. 93. Oh, you said 93 with 13, 000 original miles on six speed.

[C]

Okay. Is that the LT1 motor?

[B]

I think the six speed has the better motor, isn't that correct?

[C]

Well it, it all depends on the years. I don't think they put the, the higher horsepower LT4s in it until later.

[B]

Okay, well, assume it's an LT1.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What would you give for a 93 with 13 that was perfect? Like, like you open it up and you're looking for the window sticker. Is that nice? Smelled new.

[C]

25.

[B]

2500.

[C]

25 grand.

[B]

Okay, well see, I wish that I would have found you before I sold it for 1111 last week. Yeah. So that tells me what you're thinking on yours and that tells me that you and I just need to keep talking about football and stuff.

[E]

Yeah, exactly.

[C]

We could do that too.

[B]

Right? All right. I mean that old body style with 100k on it. I know it doesn't have 100, but it's got 98. It's, you know, it's five grand rig maybe. No, it's a four grand rig. Yeah, and I know you're laughing at me but, but see we run into this with people. We call them hard ass Oklahomans. Hard ass. They're just hard Hard people live a hard life and a dust fighting with Indians and Indians fighting them, and it's just a hard deal. And, and everything's got high miles because everybody commutes 150 miles a day and all their stuff's worth, but it's highway miles. Highway miles.

[C]

Yeah, because we all got to drive to Texas for jobs.

[B]

Whoops. That's funny.

[D]

That was funny.

[B]

Right? But yeah, I mean, the Oklahoma market, see, there's two market, there's the real market, and then the Oklahoma dream market.

[D]

The dream.

[B]

The dream market. Now if you can work a trade with someone on the dream market, then that works. But if straight up buying, I mean, you know, run it by CarMax in Oklahoma City, get them to bid it, send me a picture of their offer letter, and if I don't beat it, I'll send you a hundred dollars.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com. thanks. That's a way. That's why I use Carmax. It's not to promote them, it's to shut everybody else up.

[D]

Ah, just go by there, we'll beat them.

[B]

Go by there and let them hurt your feelings and set the tone.

[D]

There we go. Then we look like the good guys.

[B]

Yeah, because they're the big conglomerate, Walmart. They're not publicly tried. I mean, they're massive.

[D]

Let them insult them.

[B]

Right?

[D]

We come up, we do the cleanup. Yeah, they're mean, those guys.

[B]

Don't buy the drinks all evening and then we slide in when they go to the bathroom and take her home.

[D]

Take her home.

[B]

Yeah. Yes, perfect. Yes. Very simple. Holy hell, man.

[D]

I've been doing it for years.

[B]

An 11 dually laramie with 28,000 miles, leather roof, nav, four wheel drive. Now that's a good car, Mike. It, it, it's.

[C]

Thank you. Good morning. How are you?

[B]

Good, good. What color is this thing?

[C]

It's got the white with the Sierra brown on the bottom.

[B]

Okay. I hate the fact that you said Sierra Brown.

[C]

Well, yeah, that. I mean, that was a common color.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. The fact that you said Sierra Brown. Why? Because what that means.

[C]

What color is it?

[B]

No, no, no, no. It's just like if you're just if you wanted to. Whenever people start going into geek out details on stuff, that means that they want too much money, they've fallen in love with it.

[C]

Well, I'll just. Yes. What the color was.

[B]

I hear you, but the Sierra brown means. Oh, everybody sit down. Nothing I'm gonna say is gonna be good enough. It's a hint.

[D]

Of Sierra boost.

[C]

Well, I don't know.

[B]

Okay, look, I'm just gonna bid the car like it's white tan and. And white tan in the Sierra. We'll just act like that. That. That didn't happen. Is it a Mega Cab or a crew that may.

[C]

That may even be a GM's color.

[B]

Is it.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Whenever these dealers call me. Oh, John. I have a. You know, they're in their $400 shoes and they're trading for it. 19, 20, 16, a fine example Porsche. And they start calling off these blue mountain mist with lightseer interior and black piping and this and that and like. Oh, God. So nothing I'm gonna say is gonna be good enough.

[D]

No frosty blue.

[B]

Is it. Is it. Is it Mega cab or crew cab?

[C]

It's a crew cab, man. This. And this thing is straight.

[B]

20,000 miles on it. It's. It's. That's what. Right out of the gate, I was down. I love the miles and I. A guy that has a 2011 truck that has a diesel that's got 28 on just. Well, your lifestyle tells the reason for the miles. You bought it either as an RV hauler or it sits on the. You don't drive it to work every day with 100 mile round trip, obviously.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Why did you buy it?

[C]

Well, I've got a race car.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

That I pulled it with.

[B]

Gotcha.

[C]

Since then I've upgraded somewhat. Got a smaller trailer and just a. A bigger truck, an rv. But the truck's straight. It's. There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. It's interior still. I mean, it still smells new. It's. It's in real good condition. Got the hideaway fifth wheel on it. It's a. It's a nice truck, man.

[B]

It sounds like it. And I'd like to buy it. 38,000.

[C]

You know. Let me refresh your memory. I thought you called me last week on this thing. I believe we talked. I was up there at the racetrack in Ennis.

[B]

One of my guys might have.

[C]

I told you. Yeah. When he. Yeah, and he was supposed to call me back, John, and he never did, man.

[B]

Well, I say we get him on there and fire his ass right here in front of everybody.

[C]

Hey, you know, dog eat dog, get with.

[B]

What was his name?

[C]

I just. I just wish, man, I couldn't remember because I was up there at the racetrack. We were in the pits, a lot going on. You know, we had you on the speakers outside on the trailer. I mean, we were jamming. But I, I couldn't hardly hear when I was on the phone.

[B]

What, what did he say?

[C]

But, well, you know, I told him that I had it, I've got it listed on Craigslist right now and at 45,000. And he said, well, how about 40? I'll give you 40 and $100 bills. I said, well, let's split. I said, I'll do it for 42. 5. I said, you're not gonna find a truck out there like this. I mean it's, it's a good numbered truck.

[B]

And I know here's, here's what I'm looking at. Here's what I'm looking at. I'm looking at a 32,000 mile one that sold in Dallas two weeks ago. Same rig, right? Longhorn Laramie. And it brought 38 to 38. And then there's another one that had 22,000. No, no, no. There's another one that had 22,001 and it brought 39. One. And then there's one with 90 jumps to 90,000 miles and it brought 29. Five. So I'm, I'm, you know, I'm, I'm offering the top of the wholesale market, 38, 39. If we went to 40, then I'm not saying I wouldn't give 40 if I was staring right at it and I was fixing to lose it, but I would not give 41. Couldn't. I got a, you know, we make, you know, it changes. It's, it's all over the board. But we make people think we make a couple thousand rattle that ain't the case. We make three to four hundred bucks a clip.

[C]

We do above volume.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean it's a lot of volume. Like it adds up. It's good business. I'm still happy, very happy. I'm not complaining. But the reason we do so much volume is cuz we pay so much to get them. But when you go too far, you've just gone too damn far. And in 40 is, is all, all she wrote in my world on that. Because if you go looking at the new ones, what they have changed the body style and then the rebates and this and that, you know, people buy on payments you probably didn't, but most do. And this truck, the payment on this truck is going to be really close to the payment on a brand new one. So why not just get a new one, right? That's what you run into.

[C]

You're exactly right. I concur. Well, you know, I'm, I might entertain the idea at 40.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold and let DJ grab him. Grab him, get his information, make sure. We'll look up who has. Who has him. And if he didn't call him back, then we need to move it to somebody else. Take it away from them, Give it to somebody that wants to work, and we'll get his truck picked up and get him paid.

[E]

I bet you pre K would do it.

[B]

Pre K, you can do it. All right. Steal the deal.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Pre K. Put on your roller skates. Get them tight. You're fixing to steal a deal from somebody. Hell, yeah.

[F]

All about that money, baby.

[B]

I pay the buyers 100 bucks a clip, you know, the guys that are, you know, handling the customers. But there's just too many of them for me to do.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

That would. Everybody be pissed off. Oh, God.

[D]

You never get to them. Oh, you're busy.

[B]

I used to do it myself, J.D. when we first started this. Yeah. When we started this, I would go home after the show three years ago and just answer emails and answer all day, and my wife is like, what are you doing? I said, I think I'm onto something here.

[D]

I want to. Something.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, they got a room. You got multiple rooms full of people doing it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And I watch him do it. I can't imagine how you did that by yourself.

[B]

We didn't have this many.

[D]

Yeah, well.

[B]

But it was. It was. But I had to do it myself to figure out how to do it.

[D]

Oh, that makes sense.

[B]

How do you buy cars sight unseen?

[D]

Yeah. Nobody believes it.

[B]

No. So I had to figure out the process. And until I did it all myself, there was no way to figure out the. The process. So we got to figure it out. And clearly, it's fun. I'm enjoying it. I'm having a hell of a time. We're doing things that. That nobody's really ever done. There's nobody in the. It ain't that easy, bud.

[D]

No, I can tell.

[B]

We make it look easy. The people that work here. It looks easy because it's all slammed down to a process that's taking years. But the risk, I mean. Okay, so I'm giving 40 grand for a truck that clearly that sold at Dallas Auto Auction a week ago for 28.

[D]

Yeah. You could lose a lot quick.

[B]

Two grand going in.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So why am I doing that? You're not. I'm not.

[D]

You shouldn't.

[B]

Why? No, I just told him I would.

[D]

Okay, so why.

[B]

Why am I doing that? Because I have a feeling in my. In my groin. In your gut? In my groin gut. I call it my growing. Okay. And I have a feeling that this truck might just be a little bit nicer than everybody else. Isn't it? But, you know, so. So I got 2,000. Everybody I sell this truck to in the dealer world is going to look at that MMR return at 38 GS.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

So everybody's gonna want to give 38 GS.

[D]

Makes sense.

[B]

So this truck's got to be so damn nice, I've got to get at least 2,000 more out of them to get even really more than that with transport and buyer. And then to make 3, 4. 500 bucks. It's got to be real to get 25. I got to sell this car $2,500 higher than one has ever been sold in the. All the comp. Result history to even make a couple hundred bucks.

[D]

But something tells you, deep down, that's gonna happen.

[B]

Well, that's the art form in this.

[D]

I know. So I'm saying that's why people can't do what you do.

[B]

You can't program it with a computer. Yes. Why they don't do it. That's why.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I may really be. I was wrong on Beyonce's roles. I lost $6,000.

[D]

Dang.

[B]

Okay, well.

[D]

But you sold it anyway.

[B]

Damn right.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And it hurt. Made me mad about blue cars all over again.

[D]

Because it was a blue blue.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Sometimes you get away from that. You're like, okay, I. I know this is bad. I know this is bad. It's loser blue. Loser blue.

[B]

But not in this one.

[E]

Right. Here's really.

[B]

Here's really what happened. I asked them again. They don't know what I know. The buyers and I came in that night and went to the customer and typed, everybody's so excited about this car. No one asked, does it have any paintwork? And I put that there for a reason, so the manager would catch it and make sure he got the right answer out of it.

[D]

Okay, well, which is. I mean, why.

[E]

Why would you.

[B]

Why.

[D]

Why would you ask that of a Rolls Royce?

[B]

Because if it has previous paintwork, which means it had previous damage and somebody repainted it, it's worth a hell of a lot less.

[D]

That wouldn't show up on the Carfax.

[B]

No.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

They did it with a shop and didn't claim the insurance.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

All right.

[B]

And they didn't get the answer out of that question. And it does.

[H]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. And that's why we blew six GS on it.

[C]

It.

[B]

Wow. So had it not been painted on, it wouldn't have. Wow. So we got to do a good job on our end.

[D]

Let's see. You knew that.

[B]

But the problem, what I knew also is that I was like, wait a minute. Everybody's getting. Everybody's dancing around the office singing all the single ladies, and nobody stopped and thought about this car. What about this car? Beyonce.

[D]

Beyonce.

[B]

And there was a dealer involved. He gave it to one of his dealer buddy to do. Yeah. And I was like, like, man, is.

[D]

That two bells going off?

[B]

Yeah. And what I wrote to the guys, like, listen, you're a professional. You know, I don't care what anybody else says. You tell me. Nobody answered the question. And we lost $6,000 because of it.

[D]

But you knew. You knew that going in.

[B]

I knew that going in, and nobody caught what I was trying to do. We're so busy. So anyway, and our. Our driver who's a. Who's really good, the guy that runs our deal in Houston, that picks him up, he looked it over. I mean, you had to be a pro pro to know.

[D]

To know exactly what you're looking for.

[B]

Yeah. Everybody missed it, but the dealer didn't miss it. And on the conditioner port didn't miss it. It said repaint quarter repaint fender.

[D]

Jeez.

[B]

I was like, how do you know.

[D]

If it's that good of a paint job? How do they know that it's paint meters And.

[B]

But then you get into, yeah, this.

[E]

Measuring $150,000, you're going to use everything.

[B]

It's 450 new. And. But they Rolls Royces, Vipers, Lamborghinis, they're hand painted cars. So the paint meter doesn't work perfectly because the robots will put the exact amount of paint on each panel. And the meters can meter it.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

But when they're hand painted, everyone's different. We had a Viper we sold, and the guy's bitching that bought it from us. Hey, this car's got previous paintwork. Na na na na na. So I sent him a video of the Kmart in Michigan that's been converted to a body shop that paints all the Vipers from Chrysler.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. And it showed guys sanding and painting. I was like, they're all painted, dude. They're not robot cars. It's different.

[D]

So I had no idea.

[B]

Oh, you wouldn't believe the BS that I deal with and Glenn and Jennifer and Brandy and people in our office, the. Not the people at our facility recon. Oh, you know, after we sell these cars and all the crap we got to deal with, you know, instead of going boom, boom, it goes boom, boom. Instead of going click, clack, it goes clack, click. And bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching and bitching and. I mean.

[D]

Oh, I don't know how your head doesn't explode.

[B]

No.

[D]

We got.

[B]

JD We've have cars slung all over the United States of America. I asked you. Yes, sir. Right now we got 12 scattered. South Carolina, Los Angeles, Oregon, Denver, Chicago. These dealers, Miami, they buy cars for. I've got two sitting in South Florida. They buy cars from us all over the country.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

On simulcast. They ship them out there and when they land, they start bitching as soon.

[D]

As I get there.

[B]

Yeah. They want to back us up.

[D]

They're okay. They're trying to get a better deal.

[B]

Yeah. And most of the time, we, we negotiate with them and say, screw it, pick it up and bring it home. Do it again.

[D]

Wow. If it's worth it to a certain point, it is.

[B]

But it's a lot of work. It's a lot. The buy side and the logistics on the buy side is a lot of work. And then the marketing side and then the accounting side and then the recon side, then the remarketing side. It's like I. I am surprised they haven't turned into a drug addict yet.

[D]

Please don't ever try it.

[B]

No, my head would blow up.

[D]

You blow up, you'd be done. That's why you deserve a vacation with the kids in an rv. Dear God.

[B]

Yeah, like that's not going to be stressful.

[D]

I said that's what I'm saying. Of course it's going to be stressful. Please take a camera.

[B]

Have a.

[D]

Someone follow you. This is a reality show.

[B]

My wife and I will be arguing 30 minutes into this trip.

[D]

Please, please, please.

[B]

I don't want to. Honey, if you're listening, listen, let's promise not to argue. Let's just throw the kids out and, and, and we'll just send them home in a Uber. All right.

[E]

We'll be right back.

[C]

I hope that someone gets my. I.

[A]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe vin.com coming up. Give me the vin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[C]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[A]

Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by Gimmethe Vin.com.

[B]

I'm not a radio personality. I am a son of a. Every woman in my life has told me that.

[D]

Well, there may Be a theme.

[B]

Talking about my mother. Arkansas Hot Springs Bath Bath house for wife.

[D]

That's perfect.

[B]

Grant. Grant, you're on the air. Grant, you're on the air. Is. Is he up?

[D]

Yeah, he's up.

[C]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

Hey, man, Arkansas Hot Springs, where we should go this weekend? You think?

[C]

Well, it's a beautiful place and there's lots to do and you had mentioned that you had a happy wife and she could do a. I think they still do this hot spring bath house treatment for the day. And you and your kids could grab a boat and go out on the water while she does that.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And then. And then afterwards, once you're done with Hot Springs, going up to Lake Ouachita.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Which is another beautiful lake up there.

[E]

All right.

[B]

I've never been to those arcs. Do you. So you feel like you're out of town? You feel like you're in a different geographical area?

[C]

Oh, yeah, for sure.

[B]

Awesome. How far we drive is Hot Springs, Is it five hours from down?

[D]

Four, Four and a half.

[B]

Half.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Something like that.

[B]

Beats the hell out of San Antonio.

[D]

Absolutely. A lot of things to do. It's relaxing. You feel like you're in a different place, obviously.

[B]

So you get the Colorado High without having to drive 17 hours. That's what I'm looking for.

[D]

Yes, absolutely.

[B]

Do they. Is marijuana legalized? They just smoke a lot.

[D]

They just probably do. You guys, you and your wife need to come up with some kind of an agreement because you're gonna have kids and family and in this to rv, you need to come up with maybe a bet where you. Whoever raises their voice first has to give a massage. A back massage for 30 minutes. I was gonna say something else, but I'll stick with back massage.

[B]

30 minutes a long time.

[D]

Oh, it's not 30 minutes. First person to raise it. You gotta have something on the line because you love each other, obviously. But that's going to be a stress, stressful situation. The kids in a little rv. Daddy, Daddy, stop here. How about that?

[E]

He's given a massage for 30 minutes. It's a lot of work.

[D]

Oh, it's nice.

[B]

But she says, I know what the massage. How it always ends up. Because you know, dude, there was.

[D]

There's two guarantees. Two guaranteed ways when you go out with a girl. When I was single, the massage table. I did massage table in my house and I had a boat. And if the woman agreed to go into the boat at ten o' clock at night. Done. Deal. Also the massage table. Done.

[B]

So the massage table. So you're at your.

[D]

My house. I have one in my inner room.

[B]

So you're on a date.

[D]

You come over the house. You get a little wine. You start away from.

[B]

Hold on just a second. What? So this is like you're trying to seduce a woman that you've never been with before.

[D]

Of course.

[B]

And you invite her to your home. So you're at the bar, and you're like, hey, you want to go to my house and have a drink?

[D]

Normally, after a date, you've gone to a movie or you've gone to dinner. You already know this person.

[B]

So you're saying you haven't closed yet. I haven't closed yet. Oh, wow.

[D]

And see what you do, you start.

[B]

You get a little. You were jd, Ryan. You should have been closing earlier.

[D]

They're so dense. They're not all easy.

[B]

So you're at your home.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And y' all are sitting wherever. And you're having a glass of wine.

[D]

Glass wine.

[B]

And how do you get them from the couch to the massage table? Because they know where you're taking them.

[D]

They do. And once they say yes to the massage table, you know where it's going. But you don't want to be a pervert. So it's real simple. You start on the feet.

[B]

Do you lie?

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. It's real simple. You just go. You start on the feet. You're working on the feet, and you go, hey, you know what? This couch is really uncomfortable. I've got a massage.

[B]

So you go ahead and get touchy.

[D]

It's already. So. Yeah, you're already touching.

[B]

Okay. Yeah.

[D]

But then you got the. You're just doing the feet. Way, way, way.

[B]

From shoulders clipping their toenails.

[D]

Shoulders are too obvious now. You're just doing the feet. Every chick loves their feet. Massage every one of them. So you do that. Then you say, you know, this couch is ridiculous. Why don't we. I know this is weird, but I want to keep. Keep your clothes. I know this is weird, but keep your clothes on. But I have a massage table. Why don't you just go lay out with your clothes on? Done, dude. Done. Done.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

100.

[B]

You would make the statement, keep your clothes on.

[D]

Keep your clothes on. Yeah. That you've disor.

[B]

Make it. I'm disarmed. Okay, so what percentage of the time said, no, I don't want to lay on your massage table.

[D]

Once you get there, you.

[B]

I understand that, but. No, no.

[G]

Zero.

[B]

So they always went for it.

[D]

You're already reading body language. You're already there. You know this is going to be a yes. No. None of them ever said no.

[B]

Okay, then you get them on the massage table.

[D]

Done.

[B]

And how long until you disrobe them?

[D]

10 minutes. That's pretty quick. 7.

[B]

So it's like a layer. It's like a. It's like a spank room.

[D]

Yeah, they point the lights.

[B]

J.D. spank room. Was it black light? And like, just look.

[D]

I did have incense.

[E]

Had the oils of it.

[D]

Add the oils.

[B]

Did you really?

[D]

Hot Robin had the hot massage rocks. Oh, you know what?

[B]

You're.

[D]

Have you ever done the hot, hot rock massage?

[B]

No, I've never done that.

[D]

Well, let me run to the microwave real quick. I'll throw them in there. You won't believe what this feels like. Just lay here.

[E]

You've done the hot wax, haven't you?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

No, not the hot wax. I've done hot rocks.

[B]

Did you come back in a towel or a robe? No, with the hot rocks.

[D]

Creepy.

[B]

No. Did you have the hot rocks in your. In your terry cloth robe pockets? Why do you have a robe on? Because I have the hot rocks in the pockets. If I hold them, it'll steal the heat.

[D]

I never thought of that. That would have been a good, good one. No, I didn't come back in a. In a robe. No, you do it. You just. You do it slowly and, you know, you're not in a rush.

[B]

Is that a banana in your robe? Are you just happy to see me? You could put a banana in your robe pocket next to the hot rocks, and that'd be a good conversation piece.

[D]

And the massage table? 100%. I'm sorry. Golly. Leave it alone. Go, go, go.

[B]

Shad in Houston. Mercedes paint scratched. Expensive. Tell me about it.

[C]

Hi, man, they. You're right on that. What you told them is absolutely correct. I had an ML. I thought it was a 350. It was actually a 550. And I went to trade it into the Range Rover dealership and they had a. They had like a micrometer or something. I don't know what it is. And they started checking things. Well, when I purchased the vehicle, they said somebody had scratched it with their keys. Well, when they fixed it, the layers of paint were too thick, too hiding. And, man, they cut me. They started off with $15,000. Oh, God, they cut me back to 10. And so what you're saying is it's absolutely correct. Now I'll say this also, guys, I miss the Houston show. Charlie. J.D. you know what the hell he is? I think he's I think he's just kind of has a picture of him and some backdrop, but he's gone. But man, I love the show. Ever since you've been on 975. I watched it. I've watched it, listen to it. I guess that's a long time every day. And I podcast it also so I. You guys are awesome. But hey, I'll support you 100% on that because I had it firsthand.

[B]

Well, I'll tell you this. So, so what they did was they dev. They took you too far. They did need to cut it back a smidge, but cutting it back five GS. See that's taking advantage of the situation and that's what, that's really what I, I'm not trying to sound like some damn do gooder because I'm still used a sorry ass used car dealer. Right. But, but you could still be a sorry ass used car dealer and be a good one and you didn't have to bust the guy's balls. You didn't have to bust the guy's balls. Five grand. He's already looking at his new Rover so he's ready to roll. So he takes it because he's like whatever. And that's where I want people to call us because I would have busted you back a thousand, not five. Hell I on depending on how old that thing was, I might not bust you back any it. I mean $150,000 rolls is much more sensitive than a, than a $15,000 ML as you can imagine in the cheaper the cars, the less it matters. They just talk. They just start talking about stuff. You know they'll do that, they'll pull that same game on a damn Kia.

[D]

Oh really?

[B]

Like the guy they sell it to. They sell the paper to sandtander and do the monthly. Like anybody gives a rat.

[D]

No, they don't know that the average person.

[B]

No. But that's just the car dealer lies. And that, that, that's, that's why this company's working is people realize that we're not playing games. We're not trying to sell them anything. They come to me like I want to buy this, I want to buy that. My deal is I don't sell anybody. I'm not going to sell anything to anybody. Because as long as we stay in that lane that we're just buying, then we don't get off in that selling world. And that's when people start telling lies. Sure. And I don't want, I, I just don't want to do It. Anyway, thanks for calling. Thanks for being a listener. I've got some podcast. Keep. Keep listening today. It sounds like you will anyway. But I got an idea on this podcast thing that I'm going to share with Turley. I meant to call him last night. I might do it in the next segment, actually. I think you'll like it. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raiders to call a number. Christ, this car is not worth anything. Cecilia, Mississippi, I'm so sorry to break the news, but 127,000 mile, unless it's an SRT. Is this Chrysler Crossfire an SRT?

[C]

No, sir, it's just a Roadster.

[B]

It's $1,000 car. I know it's hard to imagine, but that's what it is. Sorry, Cecilia, did you see that Mercedes that they sent us pictures of them to give me the vin. I was looking last night through some deals and there was this beat up Mercedes in the trailer park.

[C]

Park.

[E]

I've seen several from trailer parks, but I didn't see this one.

[B]

Now it was from Mississippi. It was awesome. Well, I noticed we sent him the letter that says, hey, we're just not interested. I was like, how are we not interested in this car? And I start looking, I'm like, that's why we're not interested.

[D]

Trailer park.

[B]

It wasn't just the trailer park. It would beat down trailers and beat down Chevy trucks all around it and like the grill was missing out of it. I was like, wow.

[D]

One of the buyers had, it's been a couple of weeks ago, but had a car literally had bullet holes and blood stains in the back. It was an suv.

[B]

Now, we will cut you back for that.

[D]

Seriously.

[B]

I might cut you back pretty heavy for blood and bullets because I've got to fix that. And actually we have to disclose that as biohazard warning when we go to remarket. Anyway, my name is John Clay Wolf. I'll buy cars and radio. Be right back.

[A]

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[H]

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[G]

Sell us your car.

[B]

Oh yeah.

[G]

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[A]

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[C]

Love listening to Y'. ALL.

[A]

Presented by givemethevin.com and anyone who didn't.

[B]

Get on the air today and like to get a number on the car, please just go to givemetheven.com the computer will actually bid it instantaneously. It's. It's the fastest way to get a number on your car. And then if it hits it too low and you think you've got a better car than that, then let our buyer will contact you and ask you what it takes and get some pictures and get a deal done. You know we do pay more than the average for the non average car, but we don't know until we see it.

[D]

Go to the website.

[B]

But a lot of times these guys have good cars. Sure.

[D]

Awesome cars.

[B]

Yeah. 15 GMC Canyon, Amarillo. James and Amarillo. Go to the website please and load that up. I'd love to buy that car. 15F250 Lariat Buddy and Beaumont. Go to the website. I'd love to buy that car. It's got great miles on it. Leather roof, nav. That's our kind of stuff. And John in Fort Worth, I see an 06 Silverado Duramax with 137. Let me see real quick. Hey, how nice is this one, John?

[C]

That's pretty nice, man.

[B]

Is it leather?

[C]

Pardon?

[B]

It's leather.

[C]

Yeah, it's leather. It's got a leveling kit on it and big four wheel drive tires and ranch hand bumpers, front, back and full on running boards on it.

[B]

Long bed or short?

[C]

It. It looks like a SWAT truck. It's a short bit.

[B]

Okay, so it's all blacked out?

[C]

Yeah, that's fine. Well, it's got. We put H2 chrome wheels on it.

[B]

Probably looks good. Does 12 grand, does that sound right?

[C]

Oh, I think 12 grand's missing it.

[B]

Come and look it up. Let me look it up. Let me look it up. 06 Chevrolet 3 quarter ton, 4 wheel drive diesel. LT. Do you know if it's 1, 2 or 3 LT?

[C]

It's. I think it's a 3 LT. Now they didn't do the 3 LTS back then, did they?

[B]

Yeah, they did in 06. It's a 06.

[C]

Okay, so let me get LSL.

[B]

You're right. I'm too low. 15 grand.

[C]

See, I still think you're missing it. I was thinking It'd be like 20, 22 and then y' all resale it.

[B]

Well, see, now we just hope. We, we just. We are a distributor, so somebody, the guy that's gonna buy it from me is gonna, is. Is gonna offer the financing and the warranty and all that stuff. We make 3, 4, 5, you know, average about 375 a car. But we're hard money now. We're at the top of the market. We beat Carmax. We beat everybody. That's the cash buyer. Nine times out of ten, you know, mid teens, maybe upper teens, the 20's full blown retail. And you can run an ad on Craigslist. Now, most of the people that run ads in the newspaper on Craigslist wind up in the trunk of their cars locked in it after they've been raped. So, you know, maybe you need to pack a little heat when you meet people, but.

[C]

That'S legal.

[B]

We will not, we will not rape you or beat you or stab you, but you can bring it by our office in Fort Worth. And I'm a mid to upper teens buyer. I need to see photos. It's older, it's higher, miles, it's almost a 140. And that's a real kickover number for, for the next time around. I appreciate the phone call.

[D]

What a day.

[E]

Post that. Don't get stabbed.

[F]

Right?

[B]

Post an ad. Don't get stabbed. Dabbed. All right, Turley, I got an idea. All right, so went to this talk show bootcamp thing and it finally clicked for me. And here's what we need to do. You know, we've talked about reality TV shows. We know that everything that we work on in our life is very good content in our, in our world that we work in, from the recon to the customers to the remarketing. And we need to put together a podcast like they did with a heavily produced podcast, like they did with S Town, the NPR podcast and serial. Have you listened to those?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

So it'd be a product, it'd be a full time production, man. I would have to have a recorder on me at all times, recording all my phone calls. We'd have to have recorders in the office. We'd have to really mic the place up. And then a editor would be running, you know, producing constantly and narrating and all that. But I can tell you from what I learned at, from the stats and where talk radio is going in the podcast boom, there's an audio boom going on, and it's with the younger generation and the amount of listening they're doing on podcasts is just unbelievable. And did you Know this, that npr, National Public Radio is trumping the hell out of regular talk radio. And it started with those damn podcasts. And that's what reintroduced the young crowd to NPR Radio.

[E]

Well, and that's what they do on their regular npr. They have those same elements, the sounds, the. And you know, it tells the theater of the mind of the story.

[B]

It's 1940s radio theater. That's all it is. Oh, yeah. And that's something that we could do because we're doing it anyway, so if we just mic it, then we don't have to redo it for a television show.

[E]

Yeah. I mean, it's. It's a hell of a project.

[B]

It's a hell of a project. But look at what we. Look at what we spend in marketing.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

We spend hundreds of thousands of dollars in ads and all that other stuff. And I mean, it would be expensive, but if it picked up, and I have a feeling that if we went real, like real, real, very transparent, I think it would be where. I think it could get viral. And if it did, it would, it would, it would save us a gazillion dollars in marketing because it would market itself.

[E]

You'd have to spend a lot of time in the editing booth because there's some stuff you don't want. You know, there's just.

[B]

There's some things. There's some of the people.

[E]

It's just the people involved, they may not want a story told or something like that. You'd have to be.

[B]

We'd have to change the name sometimes, but we'd have to record a lot. I mean, I'm talking maybe three people full time, editing and producing, to have a weekly podcast together that really tells the story of what we're doing in the decisions in the marketing and the money. The truth of what's going on is crazy. It's freaking crazy the way our lives work and what's going on and how this thing has progressed. It's insane. Yeah.

[E]

You'd have to map it out to where.

[B]

It would be very motivational for people to hear this.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

It's American Dream Story.

[E]

And you would do it as a series, just release it all at once. I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't do.

[B]

You don't think you tease it?

[E]

I don't think so. I think you. You have it all done because it's going to take a while to. One to edit and then two for when they go through it.

[B]

It's gonna be long, it's gonna be hard, and then all these Archives we have of all these old shows and go way back to the beginning and all the fights with the radio people and all the conversations with these program directors and all the arguing and you're not good enough and da, da, da, da.

[E]

I hate to tell you this, but you almost want. You almost write the book first and then go back.

[B]

But see, we don't have time to write the book.

[E]

I know, I know, I know.

[B]

But we could do that. And you just. I've heard it again and again and again in the wheelchair and the. In all the crap that we've gone through to get to where this thing is now. I've heard it so many times. You need to write a book. How the hell do I have time to write a book? We're in the middle of a damn F5 tornado right now. I don't have time to write a book. But if we tape all this and then we send them back and we. I think we do an audio version of it.

[E]

Yeah, I mean, you could, you could definitely.

[B]

Are you familiar with the podcast stats? Are you familiar with really what's going on? Because I was not. And I got. Oh, yeah, no, it's heavy, dude.

[E]

No, I know, I know.

[B]

It's like all these kids walking around. I say kids, 35 year olds. Everybody's got earbuds. Everyone has earbuds in there. There's an audio boom going back going on. Did you know like. I mean, the. It's like the YouTube stars, but there's a podcast movement going on that is much heavier than I even realized.

[E]

Well, yeah, it's been going on. In fact, to the standpoint that they're beating serious radio podcasts. I mean, it's. Yeah, it's huge.

[B]

It's huge. And I think that as much money as we spend and we'll continue to spend more and more as we grow into markets, we're going. I mean, the California expansion that's coming up, all the BS that's going to go on with that and the drivers and the traffic and the money and the banks and the checks and the wires and the two signatures and the one signature and the equity and the pissed off guy. I mean, dude, it is just. It is the best. If it's produced properly in the lies and in the condition of the car and all these stories. If it's produced properly, I think we've got a winner on our hands.

[E]

The productions is everything Great. Not everything. You still have to promote to get it out there, to have people to go find that podcast.

[B]

We have A pretty big megaphone.

[E]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You have. That's because you people don't just stumble across it. Some tips, some people do but word of mouth or advertising, it's. You still have to get that out.

[B]

There for podcasts when. But all these other guys that have them don't have syndicated radio show.

[E]

No, but they get it out through they pay ads and online Facebook. I mean then you see them pop up all the time for podcasts. I mean it's all over the place. Commercials on YouTube when a song's playing, could be a commercial. There's an ad for a podcast. I mean it's. They you that's all online. It's all done through there.

[B]

I, I think if it's produced properly and that's the key word. It's a major undertaking to mike the auction to my. They'd have to roll tape on all of the taking simulcast. You're really pulling back the curtain.

[E]

You take 14 hours of a day and you're gonna depending on how much you want to do, 3:30 minutes.

[B]

Right.

[E]

An hour.

[B]

But that's how that reality TV crap isn't. That's the reason we never we keep shine off of it is because it's too much work. We don't have time to do it. That's all BS and that's why reality TV sucks is because nobody has time to do it the right way. So I mean. So you don't, you don't see it the way I do.

[E]

No, I do, I think but it's just a big project. I mean it's definitely. It would be a hell of a entertaining podcast, I can tell you that.

[B]

Right?

[E]

I mean it would be very entertaining. But like I said, it's almost kind of. You want to do it?

[B]

What can you charge for it? Would it cover the production costs? I don't know. I don't know.

[E]

I mean that's.

[B]

I think it costs more than I think it think. I think it.

[E]

It's gonna cost a lot.

[B]

Yeah, I mean we spend a lot. I don't know if anybody's noticed but we, we spend a lot. I mean you know, 200 million dollar year business right now that's gonna wind up being a billion dollar, your business pretty soon. We spend a lot. I mean like it's stupid a lot. I mean we're moving. We're moving, you know, 5 million a week right now and it's. I see that tripling soon. I mean in the amount of marketing dollars it takes to keep up with all this. I don't know. I'm. I really think. Because everybody's so pissed that we're doing what we're doing. Now imagine when we go to the next level and pull the rest of it back. I don't think they can stop it.

[E]

No, I don't think so either.

[B]

I think the sincerity of what we show will create such a listener trust that the brand will go through the roof, and I think it'll turn into a cyclone.

[E]

I think the idea. You have the big idea, you can take it and compress it to smaller. I think you just take the day and we can break it down. I think that's how you do it with it. Just. Just thinking right now off the top on it, because I think. I definitely think that's. That's the. That's the plug on it. That's like, okay, here's behind the scenes.

[B]

Just a snippet. Just.

[E]

You don't need to give the whole thing, you know, and then you can build up the whole big picture on it.

[B]

All right, and then in the radio show, before the radio show, after the radio show, what's going on in the radio show? What went wrong? There's a lot. There's a really good story to tell here. I mean, and sitting down with Westwood One yesterday, I didn't tell you about this yet, and I'll tell you when we get off the air, because I don't want to say it on the air. We'll be back next Saturday. Bye. Do it in your underwear.