#141 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #141

Air Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast: The John Clay Wolfe Show (Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com)
Theme: A freewheeling, irreverent mix of car talk, classic rock, workplace dramas, and American life—full of banter, real listener calls, and wild stories that push the edge of FCC decency.

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Overview

John Clay Wolfe and his crew bring another raucous Saturday morning. The main thread combines the show’s signature car-buying live action—real listeners, real offers, real banter—with stories about workplace mishap (“Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan”), nostalgia about classic rock and youth, sports talk, and plenty of Texas attitude. Recurring bits (like the “Get you some, b*tch!” catchphrase) endlessly surface as the team and callers riff on everything from gonorrhea to racing Demons to family drama. The episode’s through-line: Keep it fun, sometimes wild, and definitely unpredictable.

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MAIN SEGMENTS AND DISCUSSION POINTS

1. Car Culture and Live On-Air Appraisals

• Just about every car you can imagine (Corvettes, Mustangs, Demons, Wranglers, old trucks, Volvos…) gets discussed, appraised, and occasionally trashed.

• Listeners call in trying to sell cars—John gives quick, often blunt offers, making the car-selling process sound easy, immediate, and fun.

  • “Go to givemethevin.com, load it up, and let’s get it bought!” - John Clay Wolfe [07:55]

• Seasonal trends: Convertibles and "sex cars" (Corvettes, Wranglers, CTS-Vs) are in demand in spring.

• Car-mania and market insights: John and crew comment on spikes and drops in market values (e.g., the Dodge Demon’s price trajectory, value drops in diesel trucks).

Notable Quotes:

• “Sex runs the world. And a man right now is thinking about his summertime love. So he’s buying Corvettes, Porsches, sports cars. Sexual appealing. Not sexual healing, sexual appealing.” – John Clay Wolfe [94:00]

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2. Givemethevin.com Bow and Jim Bash & Classic Rock Nostalgia (Party and Music)

• Promotion of the upcoming Bow and Jim Bash headlined by Styx, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, and Tesla.
• The team debates which acts deserve more hype, especially Tesla (“Tesla rocks my lame ass” – John [19:04]).
• Wistful reminiscing about favorite bands, albums bought as kids, and the real role of classic rock in their youth.
• Listeners interact with music trivia, correcting or being corrected on rock facts (“It is Ariel Speedwagon.” “No, it’s Emmylou Harris!” [63:58]).

Notable Quotes:

• “Joan Jett is, I think, really underrated, especially for a female rocker.” – Crew [03:18]
• “Ever since I was a little kid...Styx has never really been critically very well acclaimed. Right now they’re playing stuff from their prime albums.” – Crew [24:12]

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3. The “Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan” Saga: Workplace Meltdown

• Centerpiece Story: A new hire ("Man Bun") is on a tryout in GIVEMETHEVIN’s buyer division. He quickly becomes a disaster—skipping work, allegedly poaching customers, being generally “weird,” and eventually getting into a blow-up with a respected, one-legged employee ("Lieutenant Dan"), threatening to "take your other effing leg."
• The show plays real (censored) audio from the confrontation, making it both hilarious and cringe-worthy.
• Crowd-sourcing memes for this tale—listeners are invited to submit their best “Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan: Fight Night” posters for NASCAR tickets. [49:00, 65:38]
• John weaves the escalating drama through the show for maximum comedy, ultimately cementing “Get you some, b*tch!” as a show catchphrase. [44:22, 46:24]

Notable Quotes:

• “Man Bun gave him an excuse to kill him...I was like, oh no, Lieutenant Dan’s gonna kill Man Bun. This is gonna be bad.” – John Clay Wolfe [42:05]
• “Get you some, b*tch!” – The new in-house meme, repeatedly played and referenced [44:24, 46:24, 53:06]

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4. Rock and Roll, Sex, and Youthful Hijinks

• Amusing, sometimes risqué stories: first crushes, awkward childhood romance, small-town misadventures.
• Self-deprecating tales of “accidentally fooling around with my cousin” and old-school discipline.
• Side barbs about Oklahoma’s “family tree” (incest) reputation, made funny with real-life anecdotes. [151:01]

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5. Listener Calls: Selling Cars, Telling Stories, and More

• Real people call in to get offers and share their own tales—some wild:
  • Mechanic and car-maintenance tips from "Puerto Rican Norm" (e.g., why your “check engine” light might be on [83:15]).
  • Strip Club DJ from Louisiana describes a medical mishap (hydrocele, vasectomy gone bad, “scrotum popped like a zit”).
  • Randy the Chipmunk checks in with animal kingdom gossip and VFW drama (attempting to confront a "polecat" over Facebook threats).
• Many calls end with John giving rapid car offers and telling everyone to “get you some.”

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6. “White, Black, Latino, or Other”: Streetwise Game Show

• DJ Pre-K hosts a recurring bit where the team guesses the ethnicity of a character in a news story, based on details of their (often criminal) antics.
• This week: a drunk Arizona bride is cuffed at her own wedding—crew debates whether she’s “white with vodka,” "Hispanic with tequila," or "black with Henny," before the answer is revealed.

Notable Quotes:

• “Vodka is a pre-event drink. Tequila’s a post-event.” – JD [79:12]

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7. Sports and Celebrity Skewering

• Tony Romo’s PGA flameout: Imagined commentary from Romo’s “father” and Michael Irvin, with a running joke about “Bolivian banana extract.”
• Johnny Manziel impression, riffing on his redemptive (or not-so) journey and misadventures.
• Discussion of Tommy Lee’s father-son fight and discipline stories.
• Skewers of current events, political figures, and celebrity mishaps, all laced with sarcasm.

Notable Quotes:

• “Get her wed with the cuffs on, that would have been awesome!” – Crew (re: bride DUI story) [78:29]
• “I don’t even want to tell you...say what you did.” – Crew (the show’s knowing, don’t-ask-don’t-tell humor) [58:26]

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8. Miscellaneous Mayhem and American Life

• Attitude toward “FCC boundaries”—in-jokes about what will or won’t get them fined.
• PSA-style tips about car-related scams, fix-its, and how not to be cheated.
• Cheech & Chong–styled song about gonorrhea: “Stupid old me, I forgot to wrap my wiener...” [133:54]
• Lively debates on gun laws, school safety (“bucket of rocks” defense), and political rumblings (Rush Limbaugh calls in, sort of).

Notable Quotes:

• “Sex cars are selling high. So if you have sexy merchandise, bring it.” – John [95:46]
• “You’re too late—game on.” – On how to know ‘get you some’ means a fight is happening [46:53]

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TIMESTAMPS FOR KEY MOMENTS

• Bow & Jim Bash / Joan Jett Tribute: [02:03–03:50]
• First big car sale call (“2016 Colorado”): [06:54–08:17]
• Demon price talk / Why muscle cars peak: [08:53–09:49]
• Dodge Hellcat police chase story: [10:00–10:57]
• Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan, Part I: [21:09–23:54], [38:06–44:32], [46:14–47:44] (and recurring throughout)
• Tesla & Classic Rock (“Signs” confusion): [19:02–24:55]
• ‘Get you some’ catchphrase clip: [44:22–46:24]
• White, Black, Latino, or Other? [70:41–79:10]
• Johnny Manziel and Tony Romo parodies: [66:05–69:18], [98:18–103:18]
• Car buyer medical mishap (Strip Club DJ): [79:34–81:24]
• Puerto Rican Norm’s car tips (“Why’s my check engine light on?”): [83:15]
• Oklahoma incest joke / Cousin story: [151:01–152:33]
• Call-in contest for Man Bun vs. Lt. Dan meme: [49:00], [65:38]
• Wrap-up & show close: [155:00–156:16]

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MEMORABLE MOMENTS & QUOTES

• “Get you some, bitch!” — Show's new inside joke/catchphrase, born from an office confrontation, played ad nauseum and welcomed by all as playful bravado.
• “You know, I fooled around with a girl in seventh grade a bit, and found out she was my cousin. Oh, it’s awesome.” – John [17:24]
• “Don’t pump gas while the car’s running—engine lights go on. Most of the time, just tighten the cap and wait for five cycles. That’s my tip!” – Norm [83:15]
• “We buy RVs, motorcycles, and ATVs too! Put ‘em in at our website.” – John [33:09, 68:32]
• “He threatened to take his other leg. I mean, that’s quite a threat when you only got one... He would have killed him with his own bare hands.” – John on the “Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan” saga [57:00]

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TONE & ATMOSPHERE

• Irreverent, outrageous, occasionally crude
• Loads of in-jokes and recurring references
• Satirical and self-aware—host and crew are in on the joke, with a direct, unscripted style
• Heartfelt nostalgia for music, cars, and youthful hijinks
• Unfiltered Texas drawl and working-class authenticity
• Listeners are active characters, not just passive receivers

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SUMMARY

Episode #141 captures everything that makes The John Clay Wolfe Show a signature weekend listen: fast-paced car buying, zany workplace blow-ups, rock nostalgia, bawdy life lessons, pop culture savagery, and the never-ending quest to “get you some.” Highlights include the epic “Man Bun vs. Lieutenant Dan” HR debacle, real-time car deals, shout-outs to Tesla and Joan Jett, the “White, Black, Latino or Other” game, and wild calls from listeners and colleagues alike. Whether making car offers, giving rock facts, sharing salty advice, or instigating contests, John and his crew keep the fun coming until the very last “get you some” is dropped.

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For listeners new and old, this episode is an unfiltered, hilarious, and uniquely American ride.

Transcript

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GiveMeTheVin.com presents. Crank it up.

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It's red hot. I'm digging it. Clay Wolf Show.

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Being a pirate. Shake a leg.

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Shake a leg.

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Shake a leg.

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Shake it.

[D]

Yeah. Shake it.

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Well, I'll shake that leg.

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I'll tell you what.

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J.D.

[B]

R. Good morning, Bobo.

[E]

Welcome to my wonderful dream. It's going to be a great day, everybody. John, Clay Wolf show is beginning to roll. I'm sure glad to see you, J.D.

[B]

R. Why?

[E]

You ran a little behind schedule this morning. This is very unlike you, dude.

[D]

I was very late. This reminds me of when we went to Houston and get those dreams. You know when you're a little kid, when you wake up and maybe you're at your job or you're in school and nobody's there but you. Nothing going on. That happened actually to me personally in Houston. We're all there. Everybody sets up. Michael's in Dallas running everything. I'm totally by myself. You went out to smoke a cigarette. Yeah. So I was like, they're naked. Pretty much. So I showed up for you.

[E]

You're welcome. Thank you very much.

[D]

I was late. Sorry about that. I'm so excited. It's only the Dallas Forwards radio station, but I'm so excited about Gimme Bin being the sponsor for the Bow and Gym Bash.

[C]

Yes.

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For.

[C]

For those that. In the local area here.

[D]

I know we're all over the place, but that's. That's kind of a big deal on the Dallas.

[C]

Give me the Vin Bowen Gym Bow and Jim Bash.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who's this party gonna be?

[D]

Sticks and Jones yet in the Blackhearts.

[E]

And Tesla, I think, right?

[D]

Special guest. Yes. Very cool, man. I'm excited. That's. That's just awesome.

[C]

You're gonna go backstage a little bit.

[B]

Ever.

[D]

Oh, hey. You know, me and Bo are just like this. Not.

[B]

Well.

[C]

No, I'm talking about with the bands.

[D]

Oh yeah. That'd be kind of fun. Have you ever met Young chat? She's about 3ft tall, really tiny spit of a thing. Yeah.

[C]

Too bad she's.

[D]

I know.

[C]

Other field.

[D]

She plays pretty hard.

[E]

Oh, she can make that rock and roll though, buddy boy.

[D]

Can she ever stay.

[E]

Did you see her on the. You know, she started off. She. After when Nirvana Went in a few years ago. They picked Joan Jett to play the first Nirvana song, I'm pretty sure.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And she just killed it. Knocked it when she went in the hall of Fame. Was it last year? The year before, she did a deal with. Who's the original guy who did Crimson and Clover?

[D]

Tommy James.

[E]

Tommy James? Yeah, with Tommy James and Miley Cyrus and a whole stage full of awesome people and just knocked it out of the park, man. Joan Jett is, I think, really underrated, especially for. For a female rocker.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I mean, she's still touring 40 years later. Just.

[E]

She's everything Badass wants to be.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, that's gonna be a great show to see. And Sticks is like, my. My favorite childhood band, and I've seen them in concert.

[B]

If she's in the rock and roll Hulk, I don't know.

[E]

Well, you know, they just don't. They don't treat her like a. Like a Clapton or a Joe Walsh, but she's a. She's a pretty good guitar.

[D]

Stevie Nicks, maybe.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I think you're taking a little too far. I think you've got a lesbian fantasy that you're trying to work out. Wow.

[D]

There's a whole new angle we didn't see coming.

[E]

You may be a little.

[C]

Right.

[E]

You may have. You may have picked me out a little bit.

[B]

Yeah. Eric Clapton versus Joan Jett, right? Yeah.

[E]

Make a great death match, right?

[B]

Good morning, everyone. My name is Earl. Hi, Turley. Yo, yo, yo. DJ Prek. Oh, there's DJ Prek in the house. Yeah, Danny, get him over there on the mic. Let's let. Let's see how his. How his week went. Dj, did you. Did you. What up? What up? Did. Did you apply for Lone Star cards this week?

[C]

Lone Star cards, Man, you know, it's tough out here for us.

[B]

Pimp Spain.

[D]

It's a tough week.

[B]

Tell me the rules of the Lone Star card. Lone Star card. I mean, you know, it's a real. It's only something a real Texan would carry.

[D]

Supposedly. Legally. Would carry. Yes. Are there.

[B]

How does it work? Did you apply the Lone Star car? I mean, what's a white black guy that's not on welfare?

[C]

Oh, man, I've been on food stamps, man. It really hooks you up.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[C]

Like what, man?

[B]

With the food, man.

[C]

I'm telling you, once you in the.

[B]

Trap house smoking on a blunt or something, you get hungry.

[D]

You.

[C]

You got the home girl with the Lone Star card? Yeah, it's on munchies.

[B]

Do y trade them off?

[C]

I haven't personally, you know.

[B]

Is it kind of like kids in their baseball cards? You mean, do y' all sit there and make like Pokemon cards?

[C]

Hey, man, you know, it's.

[B]

It's a. It's. He didn't think this is funny at all.

[D]

I don't think so at all.

[C]

It's more of a personal thing, you know, you want to hold on to that Lone Star card, cuz it gives you some. Some weight, some leverage, you know.

[B]

Can you use it like Planet Fitness and like Blockbuster or one of those red boxes? I mean, what, what is. What are the limits, man? I don't know.

[C]

I don't think so. But I know you can get a whole lot of Little Debbies with them.

[B]

Thank you. DJ Prek.

[E]

Do you. Do you cup it at the checkout stand like you try to hide a joint at a concert? You act like you know nobody wants to see which card?

[C]

Oh, man. Maybe if there's a cute girl around.

[E]

You know my American Express.

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Did you pay for my Starbucks with Lone Star points? I'll pay you back.

[D]

Here's what you cannot buy.

[B]

I'll get Connie to transfer some Lone Star points onto your card.

[D]

Cannot buy Premiere.

[C]

So yeah, hook that up.

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Pet food, you can't buy soap, vitamins.

[B]

Or hot pet food or soap. So it's okay to be stinky?

[D]

Yep. And your pet can go without.

[B]

Now, is that the. What race is that you're eating?

[D]

Rap. It doesn't matter.

[B]

It's not different.

[E]

It's the human.

[B]

Human race. There's not different categories.

[D]

The human race. No, no, it's everyone.

[B]

He's the accidental racist. I thought you were reading it Arabic in record time. Really?

[D]

It's 12 in the morning.

[B]

Didn't take but a minute. Hello caller, you're on line one. We're going screenless this morning because DJ Pre K was at Starbucks. Okay, what you got?

[F]

I got a 2016 Colorado crew cab. Yeah, 18, 000 miles on it. LT what else? NAV power seats. Got a bed cover on it.

[B]

Do you have any other offers? Have you been anywhere? You're working a deal. Did you get a trade in offer? Where you at with it?

[F]

I was gonna go to Carmax, but a friend of mine said to give you a call. I'm just going to sell it today.

[B]

And I just don't want to spend all damn day. Okay, do you have title or pay? Somebody buy it?

[F]

Nope. Clear.

[B]

All right. Two wheel drive or four wheel drive? Four wheel crew cab, Colorado. What year? 16. Yeah, not the extended cab at the four doors. And is the Z71 package, is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Leather.

[B]

Mid twenties. 25 grand. I'll give 25 grand. I can do that if you can do that. I can do that. Have you been to the website yet? Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. it will. It'll bid it automatically when you enter it. But it's gonna bid, right?

[F]

Bring it to you or no.

[B]

Where do you live?

[F]

Houston.

[B]

I can be there today. Rick can run over there with a check today.

[F]

Excellent.

[B]

Yep. Just load it up and give me the vin.com. say John bought this from the on the radio from me for 25, 000. Assuming there's no car bad carfax acts in history.

[F]

No, it's not.

[B]

Yep. I can just tell by your voice it's fine. All right, cool. Yeah, go in there. We'll get it picked up and we'll get it bought, get paid for. I take it you're free. Thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Corvettes, Mustang GTs, Jeep Wranglers. You know, light cars, spring cars, everything you would imagine that is gone up in value with the sunshine.

[D]

Has convertibles go up.

[B]

Pretty simple, not complicated. How much diesel trucks are down. I'd say they went up, you know, a good five, maybe 10%. Wow, that's a lot.

[D]

If you have a, you know, 10,000 hot rod Camaros. Right.

[B]

$10,000 car be up TH000. $40,000 car be up 4,000. That, that's a lot in some cases.

[D]

Speaking of the sports cars, some cool cars. I was going to ask you about the. The Demon, the Dodger Demon. Has it peaked? Is it coming down or is it still going?

[B]

It's coming down.

[D]

Coming down.

[B]

I sold mine for 100. Not mine, another one for 110. And there were several transactions at 120. And I sold my. I screwed MMR up. I haven't looked this week. But yeah, they're coming down.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

So they normally do cars like that. They peak and then they kind of.

[B]

Drop Shelby GT500 when they came out. We're only going to make four of them. So everybody gives 20,000 over list and then the factory is like, oh, maybe. I mean I'm at 4,000. We missed a zero. The Dodge Demon is absolutely awesome. Incredible. If they're gonna hold, if they hold their production numbers that they promised, it's gonna hold for a while. That car's badass. That car's special. Dodge Demon is the fastest production car ever made. In the world. Ever. Period. Ever.

[D]

How far did you drive yours?

[B]

80 miles.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

It is. It goes zero to 60 in 2.3 seconds.

[D]

That's frightening.

[B]

Oh it is. I mean.

[D]

That's right.

[B]

It's frightening.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's stupid. I gave like 98 for mine.

[D]

I have a news story about a demon that got caught in a police chase this week. Really got caught. I'll tell you why. Coming out.

[B]

Oh God. You big prick tease.

[D]

I'm a big.

[C]

He's got time. You can tell us now.

[D]

I can tell you if you want to know now.

[B]

I've been teased by women all my life. J.D. you're no different.

[D]

An Indiana state trooper found his police cruiser seriously challenged when he tried to pull over a speeding Dodge Challenger.

[E]

Hell.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

This is a Hellcat.

[B]

Still fast as balls.

[D]

On the Indiana toll road, Trooper Dustin Eger witnessed 707 horsepower muscle car weaving in and out of traffic. He tried to catch up to it. He couldn't do it. He was doing 150 and still couldn't catch up to the demon.

[B]

Made you.

[D]

It's then two big rig trucks inadvertently came to the guy's aid. They were going side by side down the road. You know how they do just to irritate. Irritate you. And they slowed him down and he got caught. Actually arrested on a reckless driving was.

[B]

This sounds like some beat. How the hell would two big rigs know to pinch him? They didn't know they were so fast.

[D]

They were doing a rack. They were doing accidentally. They were just going down the road doing. Doing what they do which is blocking the highway.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

I think they do that on purpose. They enjoy it anyway. They're arrested for reckless driving. Was Jesus Sandoval, 38, who police say was actually driving on an expired driver's license as well. The reason he told officers he was driving so fast is he was told by the radio. Jesus. Take the wheel. So who knows. Who knew?

[B]

I know.

[D]

All that. All that for that terrible bunch of.

[B]

Did you make.

[D]

This whole story is true except for the end get you some. The whole story is true except for the. You know that's going to happen eventually.

[G]

So this is.

[D]

Get one of those demons or whatever that was a Hellcat and they're going to try to outrun the cops and they're going to win. Just like motorcycles.

[B]

Paxton 15 Wrangler Unlimited with 59. Which Wrangler? Rubicon Sport Unlimited. Wrangler Unlimited. Lifted or regular? Hard top or soft top Automatic or stick automatic. And is it lifted or Stuck or. You said stock.

[F]

Stock. Yeah, it's just stock.

[B]

Automatic. 59,000 miles on a 15. That rig's worth 23 grand. Is a hard top. You said.

[F]

Soft top.

[B]

Soft top. 22 grand. 22 grand. Actually, 21 5. The soft top and hard top differential is like real. It's not kind of real. 21 5. Does that work?

[F]

Well, your range hit it there from 20 to 30. 21 and a half. I was thinking it was worth my payoff at least. 22.

[B]

Does 22 buy it?

[F]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Where do you live?

[F]

Let's go.

[B]

Okay, I'll buy it. Let's go. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Cars, cars, cars, cars. Huh?

[D]

Should we get you a hose? A black hose to slap like you do at the auction? I'm here walking through the building the other day, and the auction was on in here. I guess the buyers watch it or the. I can't believe the energy and the stress. I got stressed just watching you.

[B]

Really?

[D]

Oh, my God. I mean, you hear that?

[B]

Sell that. Go to the bathroom and knock one off. Cool off.

[D]

Yeah, Exactly.

[E]

That's amazing, J.T.

[D]

Because you're usually so calm and collected, turned me on. But he's just wound up. And then the guy. Of course, I can't even.

[B]

He's from Oklahoma. Tulsa.

[D]

But that's not you.

[B]

You know, Tulsa's okay.

[D]

You hear like three, four seconds of that on the radio. Three hours of that energy level is gonna.

[B]

Four this week.

[D]

Four hours?

[B]

Yes. Last week was three. We were a little light on car 82. 40. Yeah, it's. It's exciting. It's fun. The second you take your eye off of it, though, the stuff starts going wrong.

[D]

So that's it. My point is you got to stay on that. That focus. Laser focus.

[B]

Four hours more than this. This show is four hours long, and we have to be focused for that. You have to be spun up, but.

[D]

Yeah, not like that.

[B]

18. Hey, Brian and Gson, what you got?

[F]

I was calling anyway. Nothing. I love to show guys every Saturday morning. It's what I do. But you know them trucks, okay. As an 18 wheeler driver, I can tell you that some guys, what happens is both those trucks are probably governed and one of them's doing about a mile and a half faster than the other one. So he jumps around to move past old boy. And it seems like they're trying to block the road, but it's really not. He's trying to get around them just like anybody else. Just a little public service announcement out There.

[B]

But he wound up boxing in a hellcat and getting a Mexican thrown in the. In. In. Under the bridge.

[E]

Jesus.

[F]

Hey, you know what I'm saying? Make America Great again.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's John Clay Wolf and I buy cars right here on this station.

[C]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

We'll be right after this. Give me the vin dot com.

[F]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man.

[E]

It's awesome.

[B]

Love listening to y'. All. And now back to the John Clay.

[C]

Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[B]

So, Bob, do you even know who this is?

[D]

Yeah, sure.

[B]

Who?

[E]

I love the Allman brothers.

[B]

You don't know who this is, Dude. Well, you weren't really listening until you just threw your headphones on. Right?

[C]

Right.

[B]

That makes it happen. It's not poison. I know that's what you're fixing to say. It's not Bret Michaels.

[E]

It's got a bit of a Sebastian Bach feel too, right?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

It's not. It's definitely not skid row.

[B]

No, it's before them. 81.

[E]

81.

[B]

I tripped across this last night and I forgot how much I like this song. I feel so lonely. You're gonna get it in a second.

[E]

It's not Black Oak, Arkansas.

[B]

Do you know this movie?

[D]

No. Cinderella.

[C]

Is it 81 or 90?

[B]

81.

[E]

Really?

[B]

81.

[C]

Listeners to guess.

[B]

The chorus will knock it out. Yeah, I guess. 800-800-7234. Let's hold it just like a P. When you're on a road trip. Just hold it. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. That's funny. And that voice. And these notes aren't tripping your trigger into a song that you recognize. It should.

[E]

It's not Brett Michaels.

[B]

Well, that's what I said in the beginning. It's not Bret Michaels.

[E]

Cuz it sounds like a Brett Michaels composition.

[B]

Are you stoned or did you smoke? Have you. Have you burned all your cells out?

[E]

No, man. I am F I N E. 5.

[B]

How old were you in 81?

[E]

I was 11.

[B]

Were you into girls?

[E]

I want to be fifth grade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a. I had a girlfriend from the second grade to the sixth grade. Same girl.

[B]

How old were you when you went too far with her?

[E]

Never did.

[B]

I mean, handsy. At all.

[E]

Never did. We were.

[B]

I've got little kids. I'm glad to hear it.

[D]

Yeah, we were children, really.

[E]

Still one of my favorite girlfriends ever.

[B]

Your sixth Grade girl?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

You know, I fooled around with. With a girl in seventh grade a bit and found out she was my cousin. Oh, it's awesome.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

She lives out on pk. Out on the lake, man. Now, where else would she live?

[C]

Close of a cousin.

[B]

Not very. Okay. Not very close.

[D]

Thank God.

[B]

Very well built for an 8th grader, I might add. I mean, I think it was like, here's what's happening.

[D]

All this is coming around to John. Now that his kids are growing up, he's going, okay, now what age did I. Okay, wait a minute.

[B]

Oh, I don't want to think. Oh, hang on. We've got. We have a. We have a. Here. They're gonna get it. You're gonna feel stupid. By the way, Bob, you need to go ahead and apologize to. Our whole deck's loaded.

[E]

Lord, I'm sorry.

[B]

Okay. You need to be. You need to be good. Good morning. Who is it?

[F]

Good morning. My name is Glenn. I live in Boothville, and I just want to say I love Tesla.

[B]

There you go.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

Who is it? Hello? Other hanging up. Good morning. Who is it?

[F]

This is Todd Davis.

[B]

Where you at, Todd?

[F]

Man, I am cruising down the highway.

[B]

Heading off, heading to Austin. Are you listening to us on 92.5 or the. The Eagle thing in the middle out of. Well, what station are you on?

[F]

101.7.

[B]

I think that's the rock station out of Portsmouth. And then when you get to Austin, you'll pick us up on am K. Something sports.

[F]

Cool.

[B]

And then when you get San Antonio, it's. It converts all of my. All of our content over to Spanish.

[C]

No, no, no. It's an English sports station.

[B]

It's automatic, man, just like Google Translate. Oh, so there's two broadcasts in San Antonio. There's a Spanish version and an English version. And the English version is on the ticket. The Spanish version is on El Rooster.

[D]

What's the song called? Michael?

[B]

They're all over the place. And it was 88. He said, Good morning. Who's this? What you got?

[F]

I'm Nathan in Baton Rouge. How you guys doing this morning?

[B]

Good. Good. Tesla does rock, and that's who the other band is. At the party we're throwing with Bow and Jim in June, the givemetheven.com bow and Jim Bash. And that's. And my point is, is that Tesla's not getting enough talk here, guys. Tesla rocks my lame ass. Yeah. How about some signs, Turley? Yeah, man. I mean, the sign says all long haired, freaky people. Do you still have your hair? Did you cut it off, Bob.

[E]

I still got it.

[B]

Okay? So you need not apply. Speaking of, we have a whole Tesla is like Jesus Turley on this Easter weekend. Coming up on this. What's. What's tomorrow? Something Sunday.

[D]

Tomorrow is something Sunday. Yes.

[B]

What's it called? Not stop, Calm Sunday. No, what's it called Tomorrow? It's something. Easter's next weekend. God darn it. J.D. you're the religious one.

[E]

PGA Sunday.

[B]

Yeah. Tomorrow. Something Passover.

[D]

Passover.

[B]

God.

[D]

Hold on.

[E]

Are you sure?

[B]

I don't know. When's Ash Wednesday?

[C]

It's like, a couple days before that. It's like Friday or something. It's Good Friday.

[D]

Passover 2018 is next weekend. March 30th.

[B]

Other than wins, when's Easter, man? The next. Next.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Anyway, what's.

[B]

What was. Signs.

[C]

You're talking about signs.

[B]

Long hair, freaky people. We had a long hair, freaky guy. I don't know his name. Well, now I do because he's emailed me so many times. Dump it. Thank you, Turley. I just dumped that.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah, Man Bug.

[E]

You gotta look out for those guys with biblical names.

[D]

That is not his name. It wasn't the F word.

[B]

No, it was. We just call a man bun.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Okay. What happened?

[C]

Man Bun.

[D]

Oh, I know what you're talking about. Yeah, I didn't know you were gonna talk about on the radio. That guy that was here yesterday.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

I walked in the middle of that.

[B]

So a guy. A guy calls. He. He emails in wanting to come work with us as a buyer. He's bought some cars from us at the auction. I call him. Sounds good. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, sure, come over. We'll give you a tryout. Go meet Robert Mix and we'll give it a whirl.

[D]

Sure, why not?

[B]

I gotta tell you guys what happened after this break, but, yeah, that. What do they call them? Millennials?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. He was proving it. The man thing.

[C]

There was a lot of signs you missed, too, J.D.

[B]

My name is John Claywolf, and this is Tesla. Got to have a membership card to get inside.

[C]

We'll be right back.

[B]

More of the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

Presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[A]

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[B]

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[E]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. So, Bob.

[E]

Yes, you.

[B]

One thing I was wrong about. What you give by Tesla was 91. The band started in 81.

[E]

Okay. I didn't think that song sounded like 81 unless it was like Black Oak, Arkansas.

[B]

I agree, it did not sound like 80. What, what year did this one? What, which one was the. The Great Radio incident or something?

[E]

Great radio controversy.

[C]

This is a five man jam. Acoustic, acoustic, something like that.

[B]

Right.

[E]

The original band that did this song was called the Five Man Acoustical Band.

[B]

Love Song was in 89. And that is a good one. And then I don't know what year.

[D]

Came out in 1990 on the.

[B]

What are they doing from 81 to 90?

[E]

Just touring.

[B]

They're sucking.

[D]

Hanging out with Jones.

[C]

Yeah, just drugs for their time, man.

[B]

Well, anyway, my point is, is on the. Give me the Vin Bowen Gym bash, it's in June, which we will be giving tickets away to. And we're giving tickets away to the races, by the way. Remind me that. Texas Motor Speedway. Okay, damn it, I lost my train of thought.

[E]

Really? The headlining act of that deal is Sticks.

[B]

Huh?

[E]

Tesla.

[B]

The Tesla. Yeah. Everybody's talking Joan Jetton Sticks. Who's on the bill? And I think Tesla deserves some more talk. That's what I'm talking about. Well, go ahead. You don't think that. You think they suck?

[E]

No, no, not at all. I just. I'm. I'm crazy mad about Sticks, man. Ever since I was a little kid. Because they've never really been critically very well acclaimed. And Sticks right now is playing stuff from their prime albums. I mean, it's all the Tommy Shaw stuff, right? Outstanding. Have you seen Sticks live ever?

[B]

No.

[E]

You gotta.

[B]

I remember riding my mongoose to stop and go in third grade and buying Paradise Theater vinyl. Riding back, you know, holding an album on my bars between my fingers.

[E]

Done it.

[B]

I bought that there. And AC DC back in black there anyway. Yeah. Because my mom wouldn't take me to sell the warehouse.

[E]

Outstanding.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I want to grab this Corvette real quick. Billy in Midland, good morning.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey. We haven't been on in Midland very long. How do you like us? Good, good.

[E]

That's a relief.

[B]

That's a relief. O2 vet Z06 with 37, 000 miles. How long have you owned it?

[F]

About five or six, seven years.

[B]

Okay. Is it geeked out or is it stock?

[F]

No, it's got the linger filter package on it.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And it's got the diff the cow hood and the back little wing on it, you know, from linger filter.

[B]

Huh.

[F]

It's got heads, cam headers.

[B]

Is anything mechanically wrong with it right now? Because whenever you start doing all that stuff, it's hard to keep them tuned right.

[F]

Linger filter did it all herself.

[B]

No, I know it, but I mean, the linger filter is going to break and when it does, it's hard to fix. That's all I'm talking.

[F]

I drive it, you know, every once.

[C]

In a while on Sunday.

[F]

Yeah, it wins all the car shows when I take it.

[B]

Does 20 grand buy it? No, it's a 02Z06. It's linger filter. It's not Linger filters. Lingual feather. How much is it?

[F]

I got 26. Ain't it probably too damn high?

[B]

Well, it's nothing. That's too damn. I mean. Yeah, but when you buy a new car, you lose four grand a year. I mean.

[F]

Yeah, but I mean, it's show room condition.

[B]

What is your objective? You. You want all your money back?

[F]

No, I got more than that in it.

[B]

You just said you had 26 in it.

[F]

No, I got more than that in. I'm asking 26.

[B]

Oh, okay. Got 26 on it. Yeah, I'll give 20. I might give more. Let's look. Just go to givemetheven.com, load it up, show me the pop the hood, send some pictures of that stuff and write out what all they did. If you have a list of the Linkerfelder add on, send that too.

[F]

Yeah, I got 800.

[B]

800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Eric, a 15 Volvo T5. What's your mission? Is this a lease car? No, I own it outright. Okay. What color? White. That's good. Does it have a sunroof?

[F]

It does.

[B]

All right. What are you going to buy?

[F]

What am I going to buy? I was hoping maybe to get a.

[B]

Ford truck, but I'm not sure that's a hard switch. You're having a lifestyle adjustment. Did your old lady leave you?

[F]

Only in my dream.

[E]

Okay, I hope she's not listening.

[B]

Totally. Cue up any Lou Harris in my dreams. And we're gonna play that for Eric in Dallas. And I'm serious, the truck to move out.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

15 ST5. Hang on, you got me spraddled here. It's a S60 and it's a four cylinder. Six. It's a six, right?

[C]

Four.

[B]

Four, but it's a turbo four. All wheel drive or two wheel drive? That was two wheel. Okay, front wheel drive. T5 Platinum Premiere. Is it a platinum or the regular or premiere?

[F]

It's regular. It doesn't have the nav.

[B]

Okay. And it has how many miles? 46,000 miles. I mean 2013. I don't know. Go give me the vin.com and load it up and it'll tell us. Right then I just don't want to waste too much time. Jack, Is it a wagon?

[E]

No.

[B]

Yeah. That's why on Volvos there's just so many versions this. It's. I've got a ballpark, but I'd rather be specific. Will you go to givemetheven.com and put the license plate or the VIN number in? It'll decode it immediately and it'll throw the number immediately. I don't want to tell you the wrong thing, but I am in my underwear.

[F]

I'm gonna put my underwear up.

[B]

We're all ready to go. And I'm fixing to roll out a long distance dedication. You don't have it, Turley. Can't find it. Emmy Lou Harris, you moron. You're so city you can't even spell. Emmy Lou.

[E]

Mr. Sandman, dear Jo.

[B]

Amy Lou Harris is country, right? Didn't she sing In My Dreams?

[C]

Nothing's Fun.

[E]

You know what she's saying?

[B]

I could sing it.

[E]

Two More Bottles of Wine.

[B]

That's a good one. You got anything on Amy Lou Turley? It's pulling nothing. Yeah, it's cuz your deal because you're such a liberal freak job. You can't even like.

[D]

She's got a great.

[E]

Midnight speaking.

[D]

Do you have an access tv? A X S tv?

[B]

Yeah, it's Cuban's deal.

[D]

Okay. Yeah. Tommy Shaw has a. Has a. Speaking of sticks, he has a show on their call. Tommy Shaw, the Contemporary Youth Orchestra. Great, great, great show. If you haven't seen it, it's just him and this amazing group of kids behind him. It's just a great show. And he does a lot of the. A lot of this.

[B]

Does he still have that kind of butt hair? Haircut?

[D]

Here's a picture from sticksworld.com so you can see exactly what he looks like.

[B]

Is he in the middle?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, because you know I'm talking about. He had that like bad Swedish haircut Bob. That's exactly like where it was all iron. Like. Like his mama ironed his hair out and cut it. It was like abba. And I should know, you know, because my. My wife's relatives are abba. All the. All the Abba Ken are in town right now.

[E]

Are they really?

[B]

The whole damn. I mean, we've just been singing ABBA's greatest hits after dinner every night.

[E]

You are the dancing queen.

[B]

I know.

[D]

Is there a reason they're all towns?

[B]

Just. It's just because. No, no. Spring break, summer just. Her mom came because she wanted to come and her dad's here helping us paint our new house. Very nice. And no, they're all here, man.

[E]

I think I saw that access program. Did they do I am the Walrus?

[D]

They do that? Gosh, yeah, they do.

[B]

With an orchestra.

[E]

Yes. Dennis, the young's replacement guy. The weird looking guy.

[B]

Speaking of real quick drivers, we need drivers. Forgive the vin.com. you go to jobs at. Give the vin.com if you have a three car trailer or four car trailer and you want work. Oklahoma, Arkansas, Midland, Louisiana, especially Austin, San Antonio. Day trips go to jobs. Give me the vin.com. i'm not hiring drivers for haul trucks. If you have your own haul truck. Regular drivers were hiring those PHP developers. We're still looking for a couple of those for website guys. You know what PHP stands for? It's a language from way back. Like pretty little home page. It was that. That was actually how it started.

[D]

The original term was.

[B]

Yet you know what happened. So this is going out from. What's the guy's name?

[C]

The last caller.

[B]

Yeah, last caller from Tiz Old lady.

[C]

When I didn't.

[B]

That's not the. In my dreams.

[C]

There's no in my dreams. Emmy Lou is one word. I didn't realize that one word. That's some redneck stuff right there.

[B]

Put him on hold. Pre K text. Tesla Lead singer. Jeff. Keith. Tesla. Jeff, are you on the phone with us? No, my name's Denise Kelly.

[F]

I called to tell y' all that's his name.

[B]

Oh, thanks, Denise. Wikipedia by Denise Kelly, everybody. Denise, where do you live?

[E]

Very good.

[F]

Ross, Texas.

[B]

Where the Hell's Rise? Texas.

[F]

It's.

[B]

Yes, it's south of Dallas. Okay, thank you. So now if you didn't know, now you do.

[D]

And all this can be streamed, by the way, @john claywolf.com Little. There's a little banner right at the top that says Wolf Pack Radio Live. In case you want to stream the last hour or whatever part of the day. You want to stream john claywolf.com?

[B]

That guy really wanted to get rid of his wife, and he wasn't kidding at all.

[D]

Oh, that's why it was fun. That was funny.

[B]

Yeah. Emily lose one word, man.

[D]

It was like he was trying.

[B]

She was one of the trio. Dolly, Emmy. What was the other one? Linda Ronstadt.

[E]

And she's been.

[B]

Turn it up a little bit so people know what the hell we're talking about. This is like. She was, like, kind of part of the outlaw country, people.

[D]

She does Willie's picnic every year. She's still been. She still looks pretty good for 400.

[B]

I think she should open for Tesla. God, that's weird, man.

[E]

She's been around the rock and roll, though, you know, she had a lot to do with Grand Parsons and the Flying Burrito Brothers. And they were all former birds, right?

[B]

Listen to Bobbo go, man. I mean, he's a real Ted McKay, except he's white. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Remember RVs? We buy RVs. GiveMeTheVen.com buys RVs and motorcycles and ATVs. We took that RV to Arkansas a week ago and stopped. I didn't tell. See, what I didn't tell everyone is that I stopped at a chicken fight.

[E]

Oh, you did.

[B]

You stopped at a chicken in De Queen, Arkansas? Yeah. Do you remember the whole chicken fight talk we had last week?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Well, that's what brought it up. And if you go to. If you go to our Facebook page, John Claywell show on Facebook, you'll see the story. We got the hell out of Arkansas just in time. Did you see this, J.D. this is not a joke.

[D]

No, tell me about it.

[B]

Well, go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, and we'll tell you all about it right here. I mean, it was close. Me and Cluck. Oh, cluck it over here. Got it. Okay. Cluck Norris.

[E]

This is not John.

[B]

See, I took Cluck with us on the family trip. The Griswold family trip over spring break, when I took the kids through Arkansas, we stopped.

[D]

Kind of security.

[B]

Well, no, we fought.

[E]

Cluck the Queen.

[B]

Oh, I took. I took. I figured I could bet enough on Cluck in that fight to cover our expenses of the fuel for the rv.

[D]

Is this legal?

[B]

I don't know. Is it legal to have a beer anymore? Is it legal to. Is it legal to hire a guy with a man bun?

[E]

You were having your Roy Griswold time, too, with that young man. Took him over the side. Having a son. Daddy talk Yep. Pop open the Coors light. And to give that boy got plum goofy all the bus ride home.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Was having a time. How'd that fight come out, by the way, John? You like the way I knocked that.

[B]

Roost out and knock him smooth ass.

[E]

Out Put him down in the canvas.

[B]

Smooth ass out brought him out there.

[E]

Like he's gonna be big time now. They outlawed chicken fighting in Arkansas.

[B]

Going to the wwe, they'd already outlawed it, Cluck. They just came and they actually. It's kind of like weed. And other states are actually enforcing the law. Did you read it, J.D.

[C]

No.

[B]

Yeah, it's awesome. Do you not have your Facebook?

[D]

Yeah, I'm trying to pull it up. The Internet's very slow.

[B]

Long story short, the deal got raided two days after we left.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Dude. Cluck. We're lucky we got the cluck out of there. My name is John Clay Wolf and I gotta get the cluck out of here. But I'll be right back in uno momento por for work. Give me the vin. Givemethebin.com and now, senor juan clay wolf.

[E]

Buenos dias, senoritas.

[B]

Raymond and Tomball has a.09 Mini Cooper with 170,000 miles. I think he needs to go to Mexico. Raymond. I can't keep those Damn things running 20,000 miles. I don't see how you kept yours running 170.

[E]

I know.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

It was my daughter's car that back and forth from Lubbock. She was out at Texas Tech.

[B]

Yeah. Did you ever see any of her boyfriends?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She still wonder she stood with her boyfriend that she was with and when she went to college.

[B]

Okay. Is he a good mechanic?

[F]

Well, she's a mechanical engineer, so she's a. She's better a mechanic.

[B]

Okay, well, that's the only reason you got this thing. The reason. The moment you take the daughter or the boyfriend out of the beehive of the. Of the operation of this Mini Cooper, it won't make it. You'll be calling a tow truck.

[F]

Okay, I don't want it.

[B]

I'll give 300 for it.

[E]

You just don't want it.

[B]

I just don't want it. I mean, they just blow up. They just make people mad.

[C]

JD Was asking about because he's looking.

[D]

One for his little radio radio station. What kind of a vehicle we can wrap and make into a car.

[B]

And the rap will have the wrap will cost more than the car.

[C]

Yeah. He's like, how's Mini Cooper's Mini Cooper? Yeah.

[D]

Because I walked through Yesterday and heard somebody buying a Mini Cooper Cooper. And I went, hey, how about that?

[E]

Charlie said, fiat.

[D]

That was between all that and all the other drama up here yesterday. I'm gonna learn not to walk through here anymore.

[B]

Well, it's real simple. You know, I've been advertising for jobs, and we have a guy, and he emails. The jobs go straight to my email address. You know, we had to fire Rowdy because he stole the tires and wheels. We played that whole deal a couple of weeks ago, and we've got some good transporters out of that. They felt sorry for us. Great. Maybe we'll get some good buyers out of this one. So this kid, he worked for VIN Solutions, and he did this. He sounded so good on the phone.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And he bought some cars from us at the auction. He had a dealer's license, but he wasn't really using it. But his parents have a restaurant, two of them, actually, and he's been helping them. And he bought a car for me, and it's in his garage. I'm like, why haven't you sold it? He's like, I want to keep it. Okay, whatever. So really small time, tiny dealer. Just like a guy with a dealer's license.

[D]

How old is this guy? Because I didn't see him.

[B]

I don't know. Okay, I'm gonna guess mid-20s. What do you think?

[D]

All right.

[C]

I don't know. He has a man bun on.

[B]

Turley called me, said, this guy's got a man bun. I'm like, okay, I didn't know that. I never met him. Got it. I never met him. All right, but he showed up in a Ford Winstar. Is that correct?

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

He didn't buy that from me. Okay, so he came over here. I said, come over, meet, mix and get trained. We'll see if it works. We'll see if it fits. Everybody talks such a big game. A lot of times the weirdest, worst ones are the best, and the ones that sound so great are the worst. And he falls into that category. What happened?

[D]

Why was he worse?

[C]

And so Mixon is one of the team managers, right? He hires him.

[B]

Well, he didn't hire him. He told him he could come. Okay, see this? You sound like him because you're a damn liberal, Turley. We didn't hire him. We gave him a test out opportunity. We told him, come learn. Yeah, walk on. When? I mean, if you go play on the Cowboys, you got a contract if you go work out. Anyway, he walked on and he. He came Monday, and he stayed Monday to learn the system. And then Tuesday, I wouldn't pay any attention to it. Anyway, he called me Thursday morning. John, this is Man Bun. And Mixon just fired me. I didn't know you were hired, take very long. So I said, well, hold on, because I was. I was mad. I had such high hopes for this young man. So I called Mix. I'm like, why the hell did you fire Man Bun?

[D]

You're a believer.

[B]

Yeah, I was a believer. He said, well, he came Monday, learned the system. Tuesday he left, didn't tell anybody. Wednesday, he left and didn't tell anybody. And today he called in and said he wouldn't be there till noon. So I told him not to bother coming back.

[D]

Right.

[C]

And he didn't call him until 45 minutes after the doors open.

[D]

Okay, but.

[B]

But he said, I didn't want to tell you this, John, cuz I know how mad it will make you. And Man Bun, if you're listening, here's the other side of the story. He said he was taking our customers and calling his dealer friends and giving them to him.

[D]

Really?

[B]

And I said, get that son of a out of here right now before I kill him.

[D]

That's all.

[B]

So then I called him back. I said, man. I said, man Bun, you're. You're no longer welcome here. Go away. Shoe. Man Bun. Shoe. And. And he wouldn't take it. I need to talk to Mixon. He doesn't understand how good I am. He doesn't understand how he needs me. And I was like, you know, I was hearing this passion again.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

I was thinking maybe mixing was wrong about us poaching our customers. And I said, go talk to Turley or Biggs and see if they want to hire you. Yeah. Because now that you've been acclimated to our system, maybe they want you. Maybe mixing is just too hard. I'm trying to give Man Bun a real chance. A real, real chance.

[D]

Every chance.

[B]

So I'm in the office and the next thing I hear is fighting on the balcony.

[D]

That's what I heard.

[B]

Right.

[D]

I was inside the building and I'm.

[B]

Like, oh, wow, this has gone bad. This. This has gone bad. And I yell, just call the damn police and get him out of here. He's a stalker. He's turned into a stalker. He emailed me 10 times last night. He's a stalker.

[D]

This is the chick? Yeah. This is the chick you break up with and screams at you and tells you why you've made the mistake. And as she's screaming, you realize that.

[B]

You made the right he's mad. Me mad again. So. So the fellow that lost his leg at the auction trying to get an Iranian off of me a few years ago.

[D]

Oh, I heard about. Did this really happen?

[B]

Yeah. And he works for us. He's a great old friend. And he has a prosthetic. Right. Well, Man Bun mouthed off to that fellow to. Let's call him Lieutenant Dan. Half of Lieutenant Dan.

[D]

Gotcha. He mouthed off to him.

[B]

Yep. And Lieutenant Dan. But Lieutenant Dan's country dude. He's chicken fried. Yeah, he's from Weatherford, all right. And I'm like, oh, no, he'll hurt him. Because we liked. I mean, I'm like that, too. I've got that gene. To me. We like to fight for fun.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's really the truth. So Man Bun gave him an excuse to kill him.

[D]

Yeah, he did.

[B]

And I was like, oh, no. Lieutenant Dan's gonna kill Man Bun. This is gonna be bad.

[E]

Staying down the King of Dan just.

[D]

To set the whole scene. The police are now on the way.

[B]

Of course they are. Then to find out. And he keeps saying, where are the papers I signed? I'm gonna get a lawyer. I'm gonna get a Man Bun. I want my papers. I want my. We have a disclosure for people that work in the buyer's office to say, I'm not offended by cussing. Bad taste, you know, locker room talk.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And he signed that Trump campaign, and he's dying to get his hands on it so he could run to a lawyer to sue me with it. It's the damnedest thing.

[D]

Funny. I'm sure it's the first problem ever with an employer.

[B]

But I found out someone had a tape of the incident. Y. Wow. On the balcony.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

There was a genius in the room that decided to hit record.

[D]

See, I'm mad at myself for not doing that.

[C]

I. Well, cuz, like John was saying, Man Bun was asking me, well, I just want to go on another team. I was like, no. Once you're fired from the company, you're fired.

[B]

But you weren't ever hired. Damn it, you liberal, you. He's gone. What do I want?

[C]

What do you want me to.

[B]

But you're giving him ammo to say that we hired him. I never hired. Connie even knows he was never hired. Listen to her on the tape. She's like, you didn't do anything. I don't owe you anything because you didn't do anything.

[D]

Whatever.

[C]

He's not gonna work here. And I told him he's not gonna work here on my team or Anybody's team.

[D]

Right.

[C]

Okay. And so then he was out there wanting to talk to John. John's in a meeting. No, you're not talking to John. Leave.

[B]

Leave.

[C]

We kept going. Tell him to leave. He leaves to his car, sits there.

[B]

Windstar.

[C]

Windstar sits there.

[B]

Windstar. JD that's worse than what you drive.

[C]

10 minutes he's sitting there, and then all of a sudden he decides to come back up.

[D]

Oh, round two.

[C]

Because he's genius. And he says, well, I. I need to talk to somebody. I was like, you're not talking to anybody.

[B]

Leave.

[C]

Leave this property. And then that's when Lieutenant Dan chimed in.

[D]

Okay, here we go.

[B]

It don't matter who I think I'm talking to here. Don't tell me what to do. Don't curse it. Just get back in your van and you can wait. Get you some. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.

[A]

That's enough.

[B]

That's enough.

[C]

You already know you got more. So you want to have cops cuff you here once.

[B]

Just get. Okay, well, it is what it is. So that we don't have any confrontation and these gentlemen don't have a confrontation with you, and the police don't have to show up and this gets ugly. But you just need to go ahead and go. That's all I'm saying. Yeah.

[G]

Okay.

[E]

Connie.

[B]

Yes. I'm the office manager. Okay. You need to watch how you talk to people, by the way. I'll be sure to try. Yeah, Follow me in my car. I got something for that. Yeah, you'll need something, I promise you. What did he say? Follow me in my car. What?

[C]

I've got something for you.

[B]

Well, he wrote an email to me saying how he was going to kill Lieutenant Dan.

[D]

That's a threat now.

[C]

Just. I isolated. There's little thing you might have missed. What he said.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It's hard to tell because everybody's custom. Listen closely. What he says about his leg.

[B]

You slow it down.

[C]

It's not slowed, but just isolated.

[B]

Get you some. Okay, that's enough. That's enough.

[C]

Listen again.

[B]

I couldn't hear. Get you some.

[D]

Too many beams.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He says, get your other effing leg, too. And then of course, you know, Bigs.

[B]

Says, get you some. Get you some. When you hear that? Get you some right there.

[C]

When I heard that, I was like, oh. Oh, Dan, this is about to get real.

[B]

If Lieutenant Dan would have beat the hell out of Man Bun with one leg.

[D]

Doesn't that.

[B]

Doesn't that. Doesn't that give him a pass? Doesn't that. Give him a pass. Because, see, you know, I'm. I'm a recovered paraplegic, right? And I've. I've made that threat. Have you ever had your ass whooped by a paraplegic? Because it's fixing to happen right now. Get you some. And I really.

[D]

There's our new. There's our new single pipe slide.

[E]

Sell that.

[B]

Sell that. And then.

[D]

We gotta put that in our radio commercials.

[E]

That's kind of scary. A little on the scary side.

[D]

So easy, you can do it in your own.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the bin dot com. So easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Get you some.

[E]

You're not the least bit worried about this?

[B]

I think you've got my.

[C]

My deal. Oh, God.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I can put it both together here.

[B]

Let's see. Great. Sell that.

[D]

Sell that.

[B]

Get you some.

[C]

When. When he said that, I was like, damn, this is about to get real. Because you know, when you hear a country boy say that, it's dumb.

[E]

Game on.

[D]

Yeah, you're too late.

[C]

Thank goodness Connie was there to calm everybody down.

[B]

It's like calling a black guy an N word in an alcohol area with a lot of people around. Somebody's fixing to get hurt bad. That's the redneck version of that other of the ghetto deal. Get you some, bitch. Yeah. So what kept Biggs from beating him down?

[C]

Because there was.

[B]

I heard that through the wall. You know, I was gonna stop him, but I was like, you know what? Nope, I think I didn't do this. And. And I hear Big's so angry that I felt like he maybe needed to finish his anger on this.

[C]

I believe. I really believe, because Connie was there. It just kind of. He's like, okay, I had to calm down. And I was walking this guy, Man Bun, back to enough. There was enough space between them if he was anything closer.

[B]

Oh, yeah. Now, what's his build?

[C]

He's a porky guy. He's like six foot. Not even six foot. Probably 511, but 250. I mean, if you punched him, you'd lose your fist at him, so.

[B]

So Bigs versus Man Bun. Lieutenant Dan versus Man Bun.

[D]

One punch.

[B]

One punch, Will.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

Is this guy, like, mentally okay?

[B]

I mean, they're telling me he's not. They're telling me he's not.

[D]

No one says that stuff.

[B]

Hey, Roger. And Amarillo, bless his heart. Yes, I really want this car, but I'm running out of time. Can you go to. Give me the 14 Limited? 44,000 miles do you know what you want for it? It's mid teens. It sounds like a really nice one. We go to givemetheven.com and load it up. My system will quote it immediately off of your license plate or. Or your vin number and I'll come get it in Amarillo and get you paid.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Get you some. Get you some.

[D]

Fun.

[B]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay wolf and this is where you come to get you some bitch.

[D]

So you grab a piece of something.

[B]

That you think is gonna last.

[E]

Well, you wouldn't even know a diamond.

[B]

If you held it in the back.

[C]

With more of the John Clay wolf show after this.

[B]

Presented by GiveMeThevin.com.

[A]

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[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show. So I just had an idea. Whoever creates the best meme, put it on the John Clay wolf show face page for like a fight bill, man bun versus lieutenant Dan. Like a. Like an advertising poster. Whoever does the best gets free tickets to the NASCAR races coming up.

[E]

Whoa.

[D]

Really?

[B]

So the winner of that. That post on the John Clay wolf show Facebook page, Man Bun vs. Lt. Dan in the fight, you can say, get you some bitch across the bottom. It could say whether it say whatever you want. The best one and we'll take a vote wins.

[C]

Where do they post this at John.

[B]

Clay wolf show on Facebook. All right. Jonathan and Alvarado. A98 Cummins Laramie 150 on Two Wheel Drive, Old body style. Is the paint coming off of it or is it in good shape?

[F]

Actually, it's. It's pretty good. I mean, it was a work truck, so I mean it's got a few dents around the bed, but I mean, good looking truck.

[B]

Probably 3,000. I just need to see it. Go to gimmetheven.com and load it up. Let's at look, Jeff and Arlington. An 08 Civic with 84. Automatic or stick? Automatic, automatic, sunroof or. Nope. Two door or four DX or LX don't know.

[F]

I think it's LX alloys or hubcaps. Hubcap.

[B]

Okay. I. Wait. Does. Does 3500 buy it?

[D]

Hey, that's actually not a bad deal.

[F]

So here's the thing. I was gonna go to carmax and.

[B]

Go see what they offered today just.

[F]

Because they're down the street, but that's.

[B]

Not a bad deal.

[F]

That's kind of what I was looking about.

[B]

I want to buy it. Here's the deal. If you go to CarMax and get their bid, take a picture of it, send it to us. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars and we'll come pick it up at your house. So, I mean, we're a better deal than them, but. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I want to buy it. My name is John Clearwolf. I buy cars right here on the radio station.

[C]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[A]

We outbid them [e-mail] and to prove it, if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred bucks. Straight. Straight up and down. Give me the VIN dot com. 45 seconds. Load your car in, get an offer. We'll come to your doorstep and pay you right there or pay off your payoff. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we pay you a hundred dollars. Look at our reviews online. Google givemethevin.com and see it for yourself. It's awesome.

[E]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He's not concerned about losing his health care subsidy because he hasn't filed a tax return since 1998. He appreciates that the story announcing his co workers abrupt firing includes a snippet about his own weekly broadcast. He doesn't take sides in the left Twix right Twix thing because real men snack on Fritos or nothing at all. He is the world's biggest son of a.

[B]

Hey, man.

[E]

I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[B]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Get you some.

[C]

Give me the VIN.

[B]

Give me the bin.com. and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. That could be the best drop ever. Ever. Ever. Yeah, we're gonna overuse it. I have more to say about this.

[D]

Really? There's more to this?

[B]

There is more to the story. Lisa, good morning. What's on your mind, darling?

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[E]

Hey.

[B]

I just called in to say how.

[D]

Much I love your show.

[B]

Well, that's nice. Yeah.

[F]

I'm a 61 year old black female originally from New Jersey. I live outside of Austin. And I'm in love with your show.

[B]

That you are the demographic of who they tell me wants to kill me. We got a Yankee, a Yankee African American woman that is full, fully matured in her brain and not stupid.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And she. She finds us very.

[C]

You know, we did a.

[B]

We did a test fire up in. Where was Pennsylvania for. We're working on national syndication deal and they tested us at WZZ up in Pennsylvania. They loved us up there.

[D]

Yes, they did.

[B]

More so than anywhere we've ever been. I don't know what it is about the Yankees and us because the programmers were all, well, your voice, you're going to have to straighten it out. It's too Texas slang. It's to this wonderful.

[F]

It. It kind of reminds me of why I like Benny Hill too. I mean, same thing.

[E]

Benny Hill.

[B]

I'm hung. I'm hung way better than Bill. Benny Hill. Way better. Way better. You don't remember seeing him run across the screen? Yeah, right. Okay, thanks, Lisa. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

So you're asking me about what? Fired up.

[B]

Okay, so we have Man Bun versus Lieutenant Dan. And during. One other thing, for those of y' all who are listening, we need a. Whoever makes the best meme, the best photoshopped image of like a fight. Bill. Man Bun vs Lt. Dan Posted on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page wins tickets to the NASCAR races. April 5th.

[D]

I believe it is two weeks from.

[B]

Yeah, we. We have tickets and we'll let everybody vote on whoever has the best image post on the John Clevel Facebook page. You guys that love to do the photo manipulation, get to work and have fun.

[D]

So, long story really short. We had a buyer who was on a test. He was on a tryout like you would for anybody. You give him a little. A little tryout. And he came in and he didn't. He didn't show up one day. He called in late one day. He had a doctor's appointment, he didn't show up. Whatever. So we basically asked him to leave. No longer be here. Thank you. You didn't do well in your trial.

[B]

But when I called him to tell him that, or when. When Mixon called him to tell him that, he immediately called me and started telling me all this stuff. Go to the boss. So he's like. And I said, no. And they said, well, I'm coming up there. I got to talk to Mixon. This guy's kind of psychotic. He would not take no for an answer.

[D]

We've had chicks like that, you know.

[C]

Yeah. He wouldn't leave. And then. So then one of the main tenant, Dan came out there.

[B]

See, Lieutenant Dan. He's really not a Lieutenant Dan. He's a friend of mine. And I was on the block years ago and this Iranian was bum rushing me over a car.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

At the auction.

[D]

At the auction. Okay.

[B]

And Lieutenant Dan tackled him.

[D]

There's a lot of things going on.

[B]

And the driver pulled up and ran over Lieutenant Dan's leg. He lost his leg below the knee. Yeah. Like what Chip needed to do in Talladega Nights.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

And blow the knee. And so we got. We got him a prosthetic and everything's great. And he's. He's obviously got a job for life.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Because he saved my life.

[D]

Yes, he did.

[B]

From a terroristic threat.

[E]

And, and just a good dude. I mean, just a calm.

[B]

Absolutely.

[E]

But nice, friendly guy.

[B]

But. But Man Bun here yesterday fired off at Lt. Dan and said he did. He threatened his leg.

[C]

He threatened to take his other legs. It's hard to hear it here.

[D]

Okay, you can't hear that.

[B]

How do you take another leg?

[C]

He wants to. He wants.

[B]

I don't understand. You're saying he's going to knock it out or he's going to steal the prosthetic.

[C]

No, he's going to take his other leg out. So he has two fake legs.

[D]

That was not.

[B]

He's going to chop it off.

[C]

Yeah, that's what he.

[E]

Threats terroristic before he's.

[C]

You can kind of hear it here. Just listen real quick.

[B]

Get you some.

[D]

That's what caused.

[C]

That's why they.

[B]

You got to slow some. You got to slow it down for me because I can't. What does he say?

[E]

It's because of the edits that you can't.

[B]

What are the words that he says when he threatens to take his leg?

[C]

I'm going to get your other leg too. And then that's what he said.

[B]

Yes, I'm going to.

[C]

Other effing leg too.

[B]

I did just hear that one. I am going to take your other effing leg too. And then Lieutenant Dan comes back. We get you some. So why did Man Bun not come try to take his leg so that he could die right there? He would have died. He would have died right. He would have perished right there, front of us.

[C]

All of us.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So do you know what happened then? Did y' all jump to stop it?

[C]

I was right there. Yeah, I was right.

[B]

Oh, my God. If he would have come to get Dan's leg, he would have killed him.

[C]

Oh, it would have been over. Yeah, that. That's.

[B]

He would have killed him with his own bare hands.

[D]

Heartbeat.

[C]

You listen close. You hear Kind of go way, way, like. Like the good mother does. Listen.

[B]

Get you some. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough. I'm gonna take your other leg.

[D]

You boys go to your rooms.

[C]

Yes. That's enough, boys. That's enough.

[B]

He would have got a hold of that man bun and given him a facelift.

[C]

Oh, it would.

[E]

What a crazy thing to say. That sounds like something Whiskey Bob would have said back in, like, 2007. You remember that?

[B]

No.

[E]

I told Big Kyle I was going to take his eyes or something.

[B]

Oh, yeah. You and Kyle got drunk at the bar that night, and y' all started talking crazy eyes. Remember that? Yeah. And then y' all wound up. I'm not even going to tell you. Say what you did. David and Round Rock.

[E]

Good morning.

[F]

Hey. What's going on? Hey. I got 2009 Lexus GS350, rear wheel, about 112,000. I got no nav.

[B]

Off the top of my head. Eight, nine grand. I need to look it up. What are you thinking?

[F]

I have no idea, man.

[B]

What color is it that.

[F]

I think they call it Mercury metallic, which is basically silver.

[B]

You're right there on the edge of the miles being two too high, taking a big adjustment. So if it's.

[F]

Should I freak out like. Like that lady did with that truck.

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[F]

Can I give you another vehicle?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

2012 Yukon XL, no nav. Texas edition.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

And we got 78. Seven.

[B]

Hey, MMR on your Lexus is 8800. Would I say eight to nine? Yeah. So I'll give nine grand for it. 77 on a. Is it leather? Cloth Leather.

[F]

It's Expedition. The capsule chairs in the back.

[B]

Does it have a sunroof?

[F]

No, it does not.

[B]

It's a. What year?

[F]

2012.

[B]

I don't know. Like, right around 18 GS. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. if you put your VIN number or your license plate in literally in 40, 45 seconds, my. My computer system will bid the car and give you the number right then.

[F]

All right.

[B]

I know it's more fun to call me and kick me in the knees and hear me saying on the air, but the computer is faster and it's more accurate. No, it's not more accurate. I programmed it. But it is damn fast. Not anymore. Thanks. 800-800-723. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Get you some.

[C]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[A]

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[E]

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[B]

Want to see what these jackasses look like? Go to john claywolf.com and don't forget to download the podcast, the John clay wolf show. 800, 800 radio. Call in.

[C]

Presented by gimmethevent.com.

[B]

Well, hell's bales, Bobbo.

[D]

I'll tell you what, Bobbo.

[B]

You'll smoke a little grass and listen to a little AC DC this morning.

[E]

You like get high, pal?

[B]

Justin, my friend. Just my friends.

[E]

You ever get high, Joel?

[B]

800-800-72348. Ah, she hung up. Pam, why did you hang up? My God, woman. You called, You Facebooked and I told you to call in and we had it perfect. And you can't last but about as long as JD in the sack. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jake 11 Silverado LT with 119 on it. Four wheel drive, leather nav lifted. It's worth, it's worth, it's worth. Mid teens.

[F]

How's it going, John? How you doing today?

[B]

I'm good. Mid teens, mid teens. Like mid teens, mid teens. 15 grand is. Yeah. High, low. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. How's League City this morning?

[F]

Oh, Lee City's great, man. Heading out here doing some real estate investing, you know, every day, but trying to make the best of it.

[B]

Tom Vu real estate plan.

[F]

Did you Real estate investing?

[B]

Yeah. Did you ever see Tom Vu do that class?

[F]

No.

[B]

Yeah, look him up. Google Tom Vu Real estate. He's the best. 800-800-7234. Do you remember those commercials, Pam? Woman, you called in. What? You were arguing with me on Facebook. You called in. We had it all set. Anyway, she says the song we played earlier at the shout out to the guy that was selling his Volvo that wants to leave his wife.

[D]

Yes. Wants her to leave.

[B]

Wants her to leave because he's going from a Volvo to a Ford truck. I said, that's quite a transition. Is something changed? He said, yeah, I need to get the Ford truck to get my wife out of here. And. And I said, we ought to play In My Dream. Oh. Because I said, are you. Are you fixing to leave your wife? And he said, or she's fixed to leave you? And he said, in my dreams.

[D]

Right. He's trying to get her going.

[B]

So there's a song for him.

[D]

There is, yeah.

[B]

Amylou Harris. This is it. And a woman was arguing with me, saying that that song is not Amylou Harris. It is Ariel Speedwagon. And she is wrong. And we're proving it wrong right now. And that's why she hung up, because she knew she was there. She is. Put her on hold. D.J. hurry up. Pam. You're all wrong. You're all wrong. You there?

[G]

Yes.

[B]

All right. Where are you from, Pam?

[F]

Dallas, Texas.

[B]

Well, why do you think In My Dreams is Oreo Speedwagon and not Emmy Lou Harris? Because I'm looking right at the CD.

[F]

I knew it sounded familiar.

[B]

Okay, go ahead, Bob.

[E]

REO Speedwagon had a great album called High Infidelity. Like 1979. That's awesome. They had a pretty good comeback record called Wheels Are Turning.

[B]

Hang on real quick.

[E]

Listen for the album after that.

[B]

Okay, go back, Bob.

[E]

Yeah, that's some pretty good twang there, John. Thanks. The next album was called Life as We Know It. And there is a very soft, very sugary, sweet song called In My Dreams. And that's like post, post peak REO Speedwagon at best.

[B]

Okay, but Pam, you just heard the chorus of this other one. You know him, right? Yep. Okay. Keep rocking, honey. Keep rocking.

[C]

That's all you wanted to do?

[B]

I just wanted to be right.

[D]

I want to be right.

[B]

I just wanted to be right over the woman. These men are always right, and I.

[E]

Hate to put them down, but when you want to listen to Ariel Speedwagon, you don't listen to that Ariel Speedwagon.

[D]

Okay. This poor woman.

[B]

Which one do you listen to? The fish. Easier tuna fish than a piano or whatever.

[E]

Love it.

[B]

Pretty good. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. Does it like the rough guys. 800 800.

[D]

Hey, you know what? Who sings that song? Why don't you let them do it?

[B]

Maybe we need to listen to some Mario Speedwagon now. Holy hell. What a morning. We've had a man bun threaten to kill Lieutenant Dan, and Lieutenant Dan said come get you some biatch.

[C]

And you're doing a contest in the Facebook page, too, Right?

[B]

And if you go to the John Clay Wolf show page, we've already had submissions on the best man Bun versus Lieutenant Dan fight Bill meme. Jeff is winning it so far because I think he's the only one up. And it is very funny. Whoever wins is going to get free tickets. Whoever wins is going to. Whoever puts up the best meme on the Facebook page is going to get free tickets to the NASCAR race in two weeks. Johnny Manziel throws. With 13 NFL teams watching at college.

[D]

Pro day, that's a real story.

[C]

Yeah, Houston, San Diego, There's a couple receivers there that are prospects in the NFL and they wanted somebody to throw. Well, Johnny Menzel has been working with the quarterbacks coach of San Diego, University of San Diego. And there's like, all right, well, you come out and throw with us. You throw a nice tight spiral. There's 13 teams there. Johnny gets a look. He's changed.

[B]

How's he changed?

[C]

You know, actually, he's in the green room right now.

[B]

We do our own Johnny Manziel. The baconator. The smokingator.

[D]

5045Th chance.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

At 4. At 25.

[B]

Good morning, Johnny, man. Sounds like you're still partying.

[E]

First of all, let me disclaimer, okay? Because since the Lord brought me to San Diego, I've been having a great time with those guys and really good young, good dudes, man.

[B]

Okay, so you're born again.

[E]

Yeah, but hey, listen, it's smoking native 2000.

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

You know, it's back in the old Johnny Football day. Johnny Football. You can also use that for decorative plan.

[D]

They're still trying to sell your smokinator.

[E]

Yeah, but don't smoke it, man. Don't smoke. Yeah, but don't smoke is bad for children, man. Yeah, you can fill it up with sugar bears, man. Have a snack.

[B]

So what happened in San Diego, John?

[E]

You can make it for a planter and grow some delicious roasted tomatoes.

[B]

Like an Obama. Chia Pet has other applications.

[E]

I mean, eating really healthy, man. I've gotten off the pot for a long time, you know, because I'm not so hungry.

[B]

What about the mass. What about the methamphetamine?

[E]

No, there's no way I Gotta prove that, man. Download. Because we read in the book of Ecclesiastes. There we go. Just say no, man does not say that.

[B]

So what did they say to you in San Diego when. When you got some looks from NFL scouts?

[E]

I was really surprised, man. They did not say no, man. It was awesome. He Johnny Football. Because people call me Johnny Football. Ain't Johnny Football. Come toss the ball around. I said, okay. Threw the ball in San. It's beautiful in San Diego. God gave us a beautiful city in San Diego. It's awesome. How's your girl?

[B]

How's your girlfriend that you beat up?

[E]

You never proved that, man.

[B]

Down low.

[E]

No, my wife today.

[B]

Oh, they're married now.

[E]

Yeah, I got married.

[G]

Really?

[E]

Yeah, all of a sudden.

[B]

Really? Same girl?

[E]

That's what love can do, man.

[B]

The same girl that pressed charges.

[E]

Right. You know, it's like the great Ozzy Osbourne said, man, I was going off the rails on a crazy train, man. But just like, you know, I'm going through changes, you know, and you can't kill rock and roll, you know. And at this point, Johnny Football is over the mountain, man. Okay. He's taking a shot in the dark. San Diego.

[B]

Thank you Johnny Football for coming in. Good luck with the Smokinator business, good luck with pro ball and good luck with your new marriage. Johnny Football.

[E]

In black masses.

[D]

You got no chance.

[B]

White, black, Latino or other. Remember we DJ Pre K on on tap. We do buy [e-mail] we do buy ATVs and we do buy motorcycles. Just put them in at our website. Give me the vin.com the best meme for Lt. Dan vs. Man bun on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page wins free tickets to the Texas Motor Speedway race is coming up in two weeks and we're still hiring a PHP developer. Go to jobsivemetheven.com if you have a three car, four car, two car haul rig that you would like to start working for. Give me the VIN. Picking up customer cars. Please apply at [e-mail] as well. And we are going to add some more markets that I'm not allowed to talk about right now. But there's a lot that are in the pipeline. We're going to be hiring a lot of buyers in the next six weeks. So if you'd like to be a buyer for Jim gimmetheven.com please on your resume if you have a man bun, just put a picture of yourself on there. Not that, not that we've got a problem with it. We're going to ask you a different set of questions and. And make sure that you fit in with all of us. So. Great. All right, DJ Prek, you are now.

[E]

About to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[C]

What's going down, y'?

[B]

All? Not much. Not much.

[C]

Oh, yes. Time for everybody's favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other, where I read a crime story, and y' all tell.

[B]

Me the race or, you know, ethnicity. Yes.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Getting married is a big deal, and the pressure's on for the bride to look, you know, the best she's ever looked. But I guess that pressure got to a bride in Southern Arizona who decided to have a little drinky drinky before jumping the broom. Only problem is, she still had to drive to her wedding. So she put on a dress and took a little trip, you know, brought a little bottle of hen or whatever, but she crashed into another car on her way to get hitched, and she was cuffed while in her wedding dress and taken to the station to have blood drawn. You know, not quite the stick and she was expecting on her wedding night, you know. But what. What y' all think? Was she drinking a Hennessy vodka or tequila or something else, do you know? Oh, I know.

[B]

Oh, vodka. Good alcoholic drinks vodka to cover things up.

[D]

JD knows it's harder to smell. You're right. We alcoholics think you can't smell that.

[B]

I had a lady named Jody that worked for me for a long time, and she always had that smell.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

See, that. That weird.

[D]

But when you're drinking it, you don't think anybody else can smell it because it doesn't smell like whiskey.

[B]

Well, don't tell us yet what they're drinking, because if you tell us what they're drinking, we're going to nail what. What.

[C]

We got to guess the drink and the.

[B]

Do we have to drink the. Straighten it out. Dj. What?

[E]

What?

[B]

Give me the game rules. Bob Barker.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Y' all just going to guess the ethnicity and, you know, bonus points if you can guess the drink.

[B]

Okay, I got you. I'm gonna go black and I'm gonna go Hennessy. Just because you keep going there. I'm just picking up on your vibe. You want it to be that because you're a white man that wants to be black.

[E]

Exactly.

[C]

Hey, Hennessy is the player's choice.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Okay, I gotta go white and vodka.

[C]

I'm going Hispanic and tequila.

[E]

Yeah, I'm with Charlie on that, everybody. You know, brides get more nervous than anybody when they're about Where?

[B]

What's the in Arizona? Arizona.

[C]

Southern Arizona.

[B]

Hispanica.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Hispanica.

[E]

Yeah. I think she meant to have a couple of margaritas and she wound up having probably nine.

[D]

See, I think margarita's the post event. I think vodka is a pre event.

[B]

If I won then I. I would have changed it had I listened to the Arizona tip. I mean how many black people are really in Arizona? Three.

[E]

Maybe.

[B]

I mean seriously.

[E]

Well, you got the Suns and the Cardinals.

[B]

We're going to get to the answer to this question right after these messages from our sponsors and a song from Aria. No, we can't control our music. All the program directors control the music. David in Canton, Texas. A 93 Corolla with 240,000 miles is worth.000. You can bring it to me.

[F]

Thank you very much.

[B]

Don't give up on the car. Give up on the kid. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. You should have seen by the look in my eyes baby there was something missing Time. You should have known by the tone of my voice maybe but you didn't listen. You played dead but you never BL. Instead you l. Stealing the grass or CR. Up in the hill time. And know I know all about those men still I don't remember cuz it was us baby Way before them and we're still together. You I don't wanna sleep I just wanna keep on loving you.

[E]

He thinks it's an appropriate gesture of mutual responsibility to allow his girlfriend to walk home after an abortion. When screening applicants for his executive assistant, his most valued prerequisite is that she look hot in business attire. He doesn't have to wait in line at the DMV because he's been using a fake ID since he was 15 years of age. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[B]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, gentlemen to The Talladega Raceway. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell us your car, just go to givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. If you go through our reviews, there's a couple people said, man, these guys do exactly what they say. They sent me a check for a Honda.

[D]

It's an amazing. Oh yeah. If somebody.

[B]

Every once in a while Every once in a while Every once in a while if they. If they whiff one so bad. Yeah, like three GS over. I'm like, you know what? Let them keep it. Here's 100 bucks. Bring me a beer.

[C]

I had one the other day. I had hail and everything listed on, and there were two. 2500 over.

[D]

I'm like, nah, keep it.

[C]

Not keep it.

[B]

Let them have it. Here's a hundred, right? Good luck. Take us to dinner. Okay. Black, white, Latino or other.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Real quick.

[D]

Oh, we never got back to that.

[B]

We gotta finish the. Finish the contest.

[D]

You have to tell the story again now.

[B]

Well, I'll tell the story. You tell it. You tell it so much better. Dj.

[C]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. So basically, you know, there was a girl out in Southern Arizona, young woman who. Who wanted to get her swerve on in many ways. So she. She was headed to get married, and she decided to drink a little drink and then hop in her car, but she got into a little car wreck and got arrested in her wedding dress.

[B]

Cuffed in the whites. Yep.

[C]

Show enough.

[D]

How embarrassing.

[C]

What y' all think, man?

[B]

Black, white, Latino or other, was the question. And what was she drinking? Was his Level 2 question for bonus rounds. My answer was white and vodka. No, no, that's his. My answer was black and Hennessy. Yes, because you were teasing with the Hennessy. The hen. Would you say it's player's choice? Is that right?

[D]

And I love police officers, but I think it's kind of punk that you would take her to jail instead of to the church.

[B]

Anyway, that would have been awesome. To get her wed with the cuffs.

[D]

On, that's just kind of punk. I'm sorry. Anyway, I go with vodka and white.

[C]

I go with since it was in Arizona, Hispanic and tequila.

[B]

Arizona.

[E]

Now, just behavior wise, it's Hispanic because, I mean, getting drunk on your wedding day, that's not that rich there, right? Getting too drunk to drive and then driving on your wedding day.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Just feels kind of Latina.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

DJ Prique, what is the survey? Survey says Richard Dawson.

[C]

Well, jd, you want it, man? We got Amber Young out of Arizona. He's getting white girl wasted off of that vodka.

[D]

Vodka is a pre event drink.

[E]

Is there a picture?

[D]

Tequila's a post event.

[C]

That's true.

[B]

Yeah, yeah. Whoever has the best memes of the Man Bun versus Lieutenant Dan situation. And you posted on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page wins tickets to the Texas Motor Speedway. O'Reilly. Or the. Actually the Bariatric Solutions 300 the day before.

[D]

So far.

[B]

Strip club. DJ. Good morning.

[F]

What's Up. John. Got some bad news for you, boss.

[B]

What's wrong?

[F]

I'm out of commission for two to six weeks.

[B]

You know, you were always. This guy's always hurt. He's always sick. He's always hurt. What happened?

[C]

Are you going to explain what he's doing for us?

[B]

You're right. Strip club DJ is our South Louisiana. Lafayette, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. Transport coordinator. He and Mama Lil, and they run around and pick up all the cars from the. Give me the Vin customers. And you do a good job, and now you're saying you're out?

[F]

Yeah. I went in on the 7th to have a hydrocele removed and to get neutered. And about a week later, I noticed a lot of swelling and pain, so I went back to the doctor. Doctor said I developed a hematoma in my sack. So he said if.

[C]

Go ahead.

[B]

I'm listening. We're here.

[D]

No.

[F]

So he said the hematoma would be reabsorbed to my body, and if it didn't, he would tap it and take it out. Well, Saturday night around midnight, my scrotum popped like a zit.

[D]

All right, boy.

[B]

Do you have a video of this? No. No video.

[F]

But I have to have to have emergency surgery Sunday morning, and now I get to walk around with this vacuum.

[B]

Get some balls. Dj, be a man.

[D]

This can only happen to you. I love you, man, but. Wow.

[B]

So you can't sit. I mean, why can't you drive that?

[F]

Doctor won't let me drop. Too much muscle movement in that area.

[B]

Yeah, and it's an open wound. Oh, my God. Did. Did he remove your testes?

[F]

No, I still have both my boys.

[D]

Just a vasectomy. Just a vasectomy. They just take a little piece of the vaz out.

[B]

Oh, God. Have you been.

[F]

Don't worry, Mama. Mama Lil is taking over my role, and she is doing a fantabulous job.

[B]

And she's a nurse, so she'll make sure you. You. You heal up all right.

[F]

Oh, yeah. She won't let me do anything. You want me. They won't let me drink.

[D]

John, just like when you grew up. She would let me do anything.

[B]

All right. House arrest. Thank you. Strip. Thank you. Strip. Oh, my God. So Puerto Rican. Norm has. He's. He's called in last week. He's our chief mechanic. He's. He's a crew chief of the. Give me the van. At the auction. Inventory correct. At our recon facility. And. And he takes care of all the cars and the mechanics of them, and he. He coaches the mechanics And I was thinking, wouldn't it be great because he has such a unique voice. He sounds like Chef and Ricky Ricardo combined from South Park. And to call in and share with the listeners some of his tips over the years. Quick fixes on cars.

[D]

Sure. Things you could do to make cars look better, ride better. Simple stuff.

[B]

Airbag light was last week.

[D]

Yeah, it was.

[B]

Normando.

[F]

Hey, how are you? Well, I'm doing well, thank you.

[E]

How you doing?

[F]

I always listening to the show. Yeah, fantastic.

[B]

Did you hear the argument between Lieutenant Dan and Man Bun?

[F]

No, I heard about the guy who has the problems with the sack.

[B]

Wow. You gotta, you know, see, I hate to regurgitate stories, but I mean. So a little later, before we get off there today, we've got. We've got to hit the whole Man Bun thing again because it's just too good. If you missed that, you missed the best part of the whole show. And it's on the podcast, everybody. The podcast goes up about 1 o'. Clock. John Clay Wolf SHOW Click podcast. It's on itunes. And strip. We strip the commercials out. All that. Anyway, Norman, I had a lot of good feedback from listeners on last week's airbag tips. How to repair airbags. They're in the seats, the sensors in the seats, how people disable them and don't get screwed by the dealership. What is your tip for society this morning?

[F]

Well, this morning will be engine lights. Engine lights can come up for any kind of reasons. The most common one, it is the one that people like to pump gas when the car is running. That happens most of the time with females because they got the kids strapped up in the car. And if it's a very hot day, the one that the kids have air conditioning when it is cold, well, the heater has to be gone. But that's a big no no because the computer thinks that. The computer thinks there is gases leaking to the atmosphere. So therefore they give you an engine light. And that engine light, then when you take it to any, any guy and ask him what is the injured license all about it, and say whatever he wants to say about that.

[B]

And do mechanics lie to the lady about the repair that's needed?

[F]

Well, it so depends on the mechanics. You got a mechanic that you know him for a long time, Keep, keep with him, stay with him. It's the market. The market is hard. Sometimes mechanics have bills to pay. And, you know, when it comes to carpet, it's easy. Fix that. I can charge you just $10 to fix it. Now let me make 50 because I need to pay my gas bill or 500.

[B]

Well, 500 because really at that point they can say anything they want and get away with it.

[F]

Exactly.

[B]

So how do you fix when. When the check engine light comes on because of the. Let me rephrase. What Norman's saying is when you pump gas, when you have a car running with your gas lid off, your check engine light comes on a lot. And how do you get that fixed?

[F]

Norm, that's real simple. Most of the time we just tie the cab tight or sometimes it's. Don't pump the gas when the car is running and then you have to reset the light. Usually the light stay on. But if you just fix the problem, the light will go out by itself in five cycles. Driving cycles. That means driving cycles. Five or six. Six driving cycles, yes.

[B]

And then. Okay, so if you tighten your gas lid up and don't do that again, go through five driving cycles, it has to go about 50 miles, is that right?

[F]

Something like that, yeah. Yeah, it's pretty good. 50 miles. If the engine light proceeds, you can take it to any advanced auto, advance auto, any other part, supplies, they will take it off for free for you. Okay, that's.

[B]

Did you drink last night?

[F]

No, no, no. I worked too hard for the man. I will.

[B]

What, what, what's our. What's our group of cars look like for this week?

[F]

Actually, it looks fantastic. We got a lot of nice cars. I got actually right here, I got a Demon, actually a jealousy Jello yellow and we have.

[B]

Yeah, we have some heavy. I've got a heavy Porsche coming in. We've got a turbo Porsche. Is that going to make it from California this week?

[C]

Far as I know, yeah. It's supposed to be picked up right.

[B]

Now and I left a gap for that on the run list, so.

[F]

But this Demon, this Demon is a special. The color, most of them, they're red. This one is proper Jello. Beautiful.

[B]

Here's the truth. That's my Demon and it's registered to me. I bought it new and I needed to. I promised the dealer that I wasn't going to sell it because I wanted to keep it for myself. And that was my plan, right?

[D]

There was.

[B]

And I scared the hell out of me.

[D]

You drove it 80 miles?

[B]

I drove about 80 miles. How many miles around is 100 yet? It was going to be close. It scared the hell out of me and I'm done. I'm out. I don't want it. I love it. I love it, but I don't want. I don't want to die like the toads. He's saying about. Do you want to die? I don't want to die. There's a reason it's called a demon. It's the fastest car ever produced. Quickest 0 to 60 in 2.3 seconds.

[D]

Just wonder if Satan had something to do.

[B]

And it just. It's just too much, man. I mean, third gear is, like. It's ridiculous. It's just. It's dangerous. There's a reason they make you sign all these disclosures.

[D]

Well, how.

[B]

Somebody's gonna get hurt in that car at my house, and it's probably gonna be me, and I don't want it. I mean, you know, so everybody stands around the demon. We drink beer, we talk about it, we pop the hood, and then what's the next. Next thing? Let's go for a ride after three of them. I'm like, I'm done now.

[D]

What was the fastest. You took it? How fast you got?

[B]

You don't even know because it's accelerating so fast. J.D. you're just trying not to die. No, it's ridiculous. Thank you, Norman.

[D]

Outstanding job. See, I knew it. That's why they call it. I wondered if you had something to do with this.

[E]

I was watching you do 120 the other day.

[B]

I was thinking, that's my boy. You know, I.

[E]

And a lot of people don't.

[B]

And even the guys in AC DC.

[D]

Probably don't know this, but the highway to hell has no speed limit.

[B]

Yeah, pick it up.

[D]

Get that pedal to the metal.

[B]

Satan, everybody. He comes and joins us every once in a while. Hi, everyone.

[D]

Prince of darkness here.

[E]

Most nice is here.

[B]

That Dodge Demon's gonna do me a lot of good. You bet. Yeah, they.

[D]

You know, they thought the Charger was.

[B]

Gonna be the deal.

[D]

Those chargers were pretty expensive.

[E]

Most of my crowd really couldn't afford one.

[B]

Well, the demon's 100 grand, but, yeah.

[E]

That'S the kind of car you steal. You know, if you're going to drive 120 miles an hour, you don't do.

[D]

It in your own car.

[B]

So you're promoting all kinds of goodies. Yeah. Exciting. I think second and third quarter of 2018, I'm going to get a lot.

[E]

Of souls, and that's the job, you.

[D]

Know, your gig, this.

[B]

So that was. So I think there was 3, 000 demons produced or 2000 or 500. There's some low number, you bet. Yeah. And.

[E]

And also there are a lot of.

[B]

Texas A M fans the last couple of days that are calling out to me.

[D]

I'M gonna take those guys with me. Where I go.

[C]

They lost. Bad. Yeah. The other night against Michigan in the sweet sixteens.

[B]

Boy, I'm sure happy they beat the hell out of the Aggies in that deal.

[D]

The devil watches basketball. Who doesn't watch the sweet sixteen?

[B]

Come on.

[D]

I just didn't know it was a big deal.

[B]

Big. Ryan and Lake Jackson. Good morning. You'll never get me.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

07 Dodge Charger RT 85000 miles. Leather, no roof. 07. That's the old body style. What color?

[F]

Gray.

[B]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

Clean.

[B]

Okay. Leather. Right?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Does eight grand buy it?

[F]

Eight grand probably would buy it.

[B]

Well, then I probably bought it. So what do we do now?

[F]

Well, do I have to go on your website or how does this work?

[B]

Yep. Just load in the website, say I called John 8000, come pick it up, and we'll be there Tuesday. You're in Lake Jackson, Texas, Tuesday with a check to pick it up. And they'll ask you for a copy of the front and back of the title, pictures of the car all the way around, ask you, you know, if there's anything wrong with it that you haven't disclosed, and we need to talk about that. I'm assuming there's not or you had already said that. And. And we'll go go get you paid.

[F]

All right. Thanks.

[B]

Let's go. Me and his money get you some. We'll be back in just a minute.

[C]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Will be right back after this.

[A]

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[E]

Sell us your car.

[B]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. 13 scion FRS with 28 named A.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

Good morning. What color is this car?

[F]

It's red. It has led the underglow light.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And. And some decal design on both sides.

[B]

Can you take all that off?

[F]

Huh?

[B]

Can you take all that off?

[F]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Okay. I don't need it. That's your personal flare. That's your flowers. And. And we've got a. I'm not dissing it. I just. It doesn't work for what we do. I'll give 12. 12. 5.

[F]

I have a. The only problem is do you. Do you buy rebuild title?

[B]

No way. No, no. Listen to that. There's no way he has a rebuilt title. No, we do. But for a rebuilt title we would give five and go ahead and leave the crap on it. It doesn't matter.

[F]

Come again? You were breaking up.

[B]

$5,000 for rebuilt title on Scion. 5,000. And you can leave the stripes and the lights on it at that figure I. It doesn't matter. It's a whole different market at that point. You know, rebuilt titles. No bueno. No bueno. Very hard to ensure get inspected. Banks won't loan money on them. We call that pos. Look that up in the urban dictionary and and it will share with you. My name is John. We buy cars.

[C]

Back with more of the John Clay wolf show after this.

[A]

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I really enjoy the show presented by.

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Givemethevin.Com you're doing a great job.

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I enjoyed listening.

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I'm glad that you enjoy listening because we enjoy doing it. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. Oklahoma. I haven't said Oklahoma yet. Every time I say Oklahoma I think of that jackass bit where they were had the dominatrix beating up the little guy in the safe word was Oklahoma.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

God, it was awesome. Oklahoma. Oklahoma. If you have not seen that, you must look that. Bob. We put that on the jock wolf show Facebook page. Yes, that is the best. What's his name?

[D]

It's a Saturday night live pit.

[B]

No, no, no. It's jackass.

[C]

Oh, Stevo, was it bam.

[B]

It was a little guy that wore a beanie. It is the best clip they've ever done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio did they have a bobo on Jackass. Corvettes, Porsches, some springtime cars. Here's. Here's the mentality on this boys and girls. It's real simple. Sex runs the world. And a man right now is thinking about his summertime love. So he's buying Corvettes, Porsches, sports cars. Sexual appealing. Not sexual healing sexual appealing. Merchandise wranglers. Anything sexy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then they buy that now to find a mate.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And then come about August when summer's over they've either they've had all their fun, we're done or they're done or they've kicked her out or whatever and then those cars the market goes down really around the 4th of July.

[D]

Yeah. It's all done. Summer's done.

[B]

It starts. It starts falling like ah. So that, that's. It's seriously the season and that's what drives the season. This is my theory. It's not written any books.

[D]

It's true.

[B]

I believe it to be true.

[D]

So done this long enough.

[B]

Sex cars are selling high. So if you have sexy merchandise. CTSV Cadillacs. We bought another CTS V wagon this week with 10,000 miles. Too bad it was an Oklahoma Crimson red. But it did come. It's the nicest car we've ever bought out of Oklahoma. Most, most Oklahoma cars are 180000 mile trucks.

[C]

I was shocked when I saw it.

[B]

We bought a M6 out of Oklahoma. That was very nice too. I think they both moved there from California but that's not the point.

[D]

Temporarily in Oklahoma.

[B]

Houston, Texas. Good morning. Of course South Louisiana, North Louisiana and Aransas Chicken fight bus last week and.

[D]

Actually the world if you go to the John Clay wolf show. John claywolf.com there's the stream on top there. A lot of stations will lose here at 11 o' clock so if you want to hear the whole stream it's at John Claywolf.com right there at the very top. It says Wolfpack Radio live.

[B]

We only lose two stations but they're two good ones. It's the buzz in Houston and 92.5 in Dallas but that's there all the time. And Bow and Jim give me the VIN Bash is coming up this summer and we're going to be giving away.

[D]

Tickets to that Bow and Jim badge put that. I mean come on.

[B]

We're throwing a party Sticks Joan Jet and Tesla up in Dallas and we're going to have a lot of a listener area and all that good stuff.

[C]

Really?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

It's going to Be a good one, Bob. You're even invited.

[D]

Really?

[B]

I swear to God, honestly, you're invited. I get to meet Sticks, you get to meet Sticks. You get to meet anybody you want. It's our show. We're throwing the party as a collaborative.

[E]

Cool.

[D]

It is literally. Givemethevin.com Bowen, Jim Bash. All right, speaking of fun things happen this week. You see Tony Romo's dreams of being in the PGA Tour. As you see, he's basically out there trying to. Trying to be part of this deal. This was in Corrales Punta Canta resorting club down in the Caribbean. Nope, it was not. Romo finished the week 15th overall. He had a rough go and he's basically out. He's trying. He tried to be in the pga.

[B]

He couldn't even make the Mexican Tour. He sounds like Kenny Powers doing the blah blah Blancos.

[C]

I think you gave it. You gave him a little bit of better for better sounding finish there because he actually finished dead last.

[B]

J.D. it's.

[D]

Well, yeah, okay. Dead last.

[B]

Was there only 15 people registered in the Mexican PGA?

[C]

82. 82.

[E]

15 over par.

[D]

Yeah, 15.

[C]

15 over par. J.D. you non sports man.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Top guy was four.

[B]

He finished. Don't ask me to do sports last.

[C]

Dead last.

[B]

Romero, get in here. We need to hear from Romero. Romo, What. What this is all about. Good morning, Dr. Romo. Tony Romo's father, everybody. We haven't had him on here in months.

[D]

It's been a long time.

[B]

But he's only relevant this week because of his dead last finish.

[D]

But we love Tony.

[E]

Buenos dios, Mr. Hoof.

[B]

Hello. He's not happy.

[D]

He's not happy.

[E]

You know, it is a bit of a boomer. Oh, it's a bit of a bum right now, Romos. Yeah, I guess you have here above my son Antonio. And he's a weary, unfortunate time out of the PGA Tournament.

[D]

Tournament. Yeah, he dead last.

[B]

Just like Norman trying to explain what's wrong with your car.

[E]

They have this big tournament for the qualification Republic of Dominica. Right at the lovely Corales Punta Cana Resort.

[D]

That's where it was.

[E]

It's very hard to imagine now how he have shooted an oenta. Do he shoot on 82?

[B]

82.

[E]

He was 15 over par, 10 over, but okay. And you know, Antonio is normally a wary good gopher.

[D]

Yeah, he does like to play golf.

[E]

No one can explain this. How did he manage to do so poorly? Well, you know, it have always been his dream of dreams to play on the pga and he practiced Very hard. He even had with him his mentor and a life coach, the playmaker number 88, Michael Irvin for moral support. Now, Mr. Irvin have had his trouble with the drugs and sexy time years ago, but now seems to have evened out his life. And he have showed Antonio a surefire way okay. To keep himself focused and sharp.

[D]

Yeah, there you go.

[E]

For the tournament day.

[D]

Laser focused.

[E]

He calls it the banana extract from Bolivia.

[D]

Banana extract.

[E]

It is like a BMC powder that you use for a headache, like. But you don't have to take the pill or drink of the liquid or get a shot in your behind. No, you just sniff it up at your nose.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no, no.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

We don't recommend this.

[E]

Many athletes just love this. And Mr. Irvin, he swear by this wonderful medication. But I seen Antonio, who have always been, how do you say, a bit of a lightweight. I think after a not so bad first day, he have perhaps have a little too much of the banana. I hope extract. His first 12 holes were fantastical, really. He find the bird is here and he walk at the puts and even shot a wedge onto the game with his putter.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

Just like the team cup Roy McEvoy.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

But something must have happened between the hole number 13, because first he was T for tee off. He could not find his ball.

[B]

Just like strip club.

[E]

Yes. He was looking all around on the ground and even crawled beneath the golf cart before Jim Bones McKay tell him it was in his hand the whole time. And then he overshoot his drive by approximately 88 yards.

[D]

88 yards into the sea.

[E]

Which is very bad. And he and Mr. Mr. Irving just laugh and laugh and he do this three times before whole 17 and the six of OGIs. At this point he's laughing no more.

[D]

No, I bet not.

[E]

Both the other golfers, they laugh. And the Bill Murray.

[D]

Bill Murray was there.

[E]

And when he asked a hormo the Bolivia banana powder, which is not good, Mr. Irvin says he have eaten it all. And that is when they say Antonio he lose his cool. First he take his three wood and repeatedly beat the hell out of his golfer bag. And then he throw his club 79 yards all the way to the announcer stand in a high tight spiral where it knocked poor Nick Faldo clean out Jesse Deuce.

[B]

No.

[E]

And then he throw the famous actor and golf enthusiast Bill Murray right into a sand trap and pack his bags and hop a flight to Bolivia. And now his mother, Camilla Jubakovsky is very concerned. And Michael Evans says he feels terrible and had no Idea Antonio would develop such a banana problem so quickly.

[D]

Yeah, we don't recommend you.

[E]

I hope we find him before the NFL the preseason begins.

[D]

Yeah, no kidding.

[B]

See, you think he got spun out of Bolivian BC powder banana extract.

[E]

I have tried this banana extract back in the day, back in the early 1980s, in the minute work days. And I.

[D]

It's true.

[E]

You really cannot taste the banana at all.

[B]

We'll be back on a memento, por favor. Congratulations, Tony Romo, on your big finish.

[E]

Please be careful with your children.

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We'll be right back after this.

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What the hell? And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com MLE Crew did you hear about Tommy Lee fighting his son and they both wind up in the husal?

[D]

Yes, I heard about that as well.

[C]

That's kind of why I was playing it.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you. I guess you're. You're not there yet with your kids, obviously, but did you ever get in a fight like that with my dad?

[B]

No.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

No, no, no, no. I was always the guy that dropped my hands, like he came on too strong. I just let him just.

[C]

Yeah, I was kind of the same way.

[B]

I just never, you know, got thrown.

[C]

Up against the wall.

[B]

He tested me a few times. I just let it go.

[C]

But it's a different. It's a different anger you never seen like before when my dad got that mad and hit me. Get some the wall. I was like, oh, wow, this is grown man stuff. And I was like 15.

[B]

He was showing his old man strange.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's a different, different deal.

[D]

This has been several weeks ago, but Tommy Lee and 21 year old son Brandon allegedly got into a physical altercation. Left a rocker with a bloody lip. People magazine confirms the police LAPD got. Came to the home. Basically. Basically they're all saying, hey, Tommy Lee was drunk and that's what caused it all that's what the sun.

[B]

Did you ever get in a physical fight with your old man?

[E]

Never. I would never.

[B]

Did he ever try? I mean, not try, but he ever get physical? You just let it happen?

[E]

I don't. I'm. I'm scared of my dad. And I'm going to be scared of my dad until I don't have a dad anymore. I mean, I just, you know. Turley, you think your dad could still take you?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I mean, I. I don't know if he could still take me. Probably not.

[B]

But I would say, you know something? The worst day was a day he got me up early. We drove around the ranch where we lived on the. In the country, and he gave me all my to do's. I want you to mow here, I want you to do this, I want you to do that. You know, six in the morning for the day. And then when he'd come home from work, he expects it all to be done.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And it was. But I got to where I could do it quicker than, you know, I knew I could get it done before he came home.

[E]

Right. Yeah.

[B]

So when we got back, you know, 6:45 in the morning, 7:15, something like that, I went back to bed and I slept until about nine. And he. Something turned him around. He had come back to get something and he came upstairs and I was asleep in bed. So he took his. He's cowboy. Took his, his cowboy belt off with the, with the metal weave in it.

[D]

Right, right, right.

[B]

And you know the 1982 cowboy belt that everybody wears and he still wears his, and he started beating the hell out of me with that belt while I was asleep.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's a problem.

[E]

Was that, Was that your last whipping? Yeah, I remember my last whipping. Whipping.

[B]

Man, that wasn't. I mean, was that a whipping or just like just good old fashioned child abuse?

[D]

Pretty much abuse?

[E]

Yeah, abuse that's along the lines of a mommy dearest episode.

[B]

Wire hangers. No more wire. Cowboy belt version of Joan Crawford. That's exactly what it was. It was odd, but I just, whatever, I mean, I remember it, I don't appreciate it. What was yours had that end. I mean, I jumped up and like, hey, I'm awake now. Do you want to hit me now? Hit me while I'm awake, please. If you're gonna beat me, do it while I'm standing here awake. There you go.

[D]

Come get you some.

[B]

Get you some.

[E]

I didn't say a word. We had garage cleaning sleep, J.D.

[B]

I know that's a hell of a Way to wake up.

[D]

That's wrong.

[E]

And I. I didn't want to stay home and clean the garage with my mom and dad. My older sister was gone doing some school thing and I bitched and bitched and. And I'm sweeping the floor in there, cleaning things off and the shelf. And I told my mom I just seen some Bill Murray movie. And I told my mom, I hope you sleep well. My dad dropped his mop and came over and grabbed me, took me inside and gave me. I think I got something about maybe like 11 licks.

[B]

How old were you?

[E]

Probably 10 or 11.

[B]

Help you sleep well. You put a curse on him.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

No, I told my mom that. And then he. He took me inside and corrected me.

[B]

I got you.

[E]

I needed corrected. Mr. Torrens.

[D]

You up a bit.

[B]

The.

[E]

And I was asking for it. I deserved it. And I'm fine today. And that is not. It wasn't.

[B]

We were in the construction.

[E]

It wasn't abuse in my day.

[B]

We were in the construction business.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And we had. I was good at operating tractors, dozers, all that stuff. I love that. So. And I was mowing these pastures with a batwing mower all the time. The clutches kept burning out in them and the mechanic have to come out there and fix them. So he came home mad one night and. But he was right on this one. I'm going to give him this, okay. And he. I loved my motorcycle at a KX80. It was my life.

[D]

Okay, cool.

[B]

And we had a. A track loader in the pasture and he made me take my KX80 and park it under the bucket. Raise the bucket up, put it in front of the track loader and said the next time I break that mower, I'm gonna take the. He's gonna make me take the caterpillar and run over my motorcycle back and forth.

[D]

Jeez, that's a little rough.

[B]

Yeah. The mower quit breaking. Oh, well, there you go.

[E]

Did work.

[B]

Cuz he was under the impression that I was enjoying the mower being broken. Right.

[D]

I guess.

[B]

And looking back, I must admit when I'd see the smoke come off those clutches, I'd be like, woo, day's over. I'm going to break. Let's dump this in the dirt and smoke the rest of. No, I wouldn't do that. I wasn't doing it intentionally, but I wasn't being careful with the equipment. Whatever. Hey Joe, good morning. You're on the air. Hey, hey. Hey Joe, you there?

[F]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

16 Ram half ton with 20 Lone Star. Now You're. Are you the fellow we bought the demon from?

[F]

That's me.

[B]

Awesome. I think that title. Is it almost in?

[F]

I. I don't know.

[B]

I don't know.

[F]

But I would like to talk to you personally about that later.

[B]

I'll talk to you about it right now because I know the situation, and, you know, I lost a lot of money on that car, and that's fine. I mean, we do it all the time, and I'm glad you made money on it. It's all good. But we did buy it with the crate, and we are going to get the crate, and I need you to bring it up here. And as soon as you bring it up here, we're going to give you the rest of your equity. I'm going to assume that the check will be even. Even if the. Even if we don't have the title yet. I'll do it. I need the crate.

[F]

Well, I haven't even ordered it yet, Don. And one of the things that I. I told Sean about was somebody's got to give me a name to put on it, because I can't order it with no name.

[B]

Just put it on your name. Well, I ordered mine in my name.

[F]

Okay. All right. How long did it take to get it?

[B]

I haven't gotten mine yet. I just ordered it two days ago.

[F]

Oh, okay. All right.

[B]

We'll find out the details of that and let. And we'll get to the bottom of it. But I've got to have that crate because the guy that sold it to me is all over me about the crate with the racing tires and the. You know, it's not much, but it's part of it. And when people are paying that much money, I mean, you made what. What you make off of us?

[F]

Not much, but.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hang on. What did you make off of us? And I'm glad you did. I want everybody to hear how much profit you made on us. 10. 10,000. Okay.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

That's cool. So you're happy with our service?

[F]

You know, I am. And. But, you know, when you look back, I look back after these things first got released for production, and people were selling their production slots for over 100 grand, plus the car. You know, it's like. Well, they taper off and they're going down quickly. People are still. People are still asking 130 for them, but I don't think they're getting.

[B]

Oh, I know they're not getting it. The dealers that. That were bidding on mine that I bought from you That I took a loss on. They explained to me the past few. They've had. Yeah, they're coming down. I mean, it was red, though, if you'd ordered it in black or anything. But red. The red. There's a lot of reds on the market, so it'll be cool. Go to givemetheven.com and load up this other one. We'll get with it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That's the fellow we bought the Demon from that I bid at 105 and he sold it to me. And then we went to 112 because he wanted to run it on ebay and he sold it on ebay and they didn't pay him, so we paid him. We took a hit. You know, it's just Day of the Life. TC Good morning.

[F]

Good morning. How's it going?

[B]

Good, good. What you got?

[F]

I had an idea about starting for Man Bun and Lieutenant Dan.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Get you some bitch.

[F]

You remember Popeye and Brutus?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Yeah. We need to make Popeye Lt. Dan put a prosthetic leg on him. And what a man done on Brood is actually punch him in the gut and gut wrapped on all the way up to his elbow or something.

[B]

All right, we've got some funny pictures, some photoshopped images on John Clay Wolf show already. Whoever is the produces the best Photoshop meme on John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page is going to win tickets to the stock car races at Texas Motorcycle Speedway. NASCAR waste in a couple of weeks. And if you get that done, it sounds like yours is gonna win. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Randy the chipmunk. We've only got a minute left of big air here, and then we've got to go to our force of. Randy, I'm not gonna be able to talk to you for that long.

[G]

Hey, guys. Why not?

[B]

Well, we can in a minute.

[G]

We ain't gotta talk to me on the radio. I mean, I always hang around on Saturdays.

[B]

I understand, but I want to hear your trials and tribulations of your life. It's always entertaining to myself and all the listeners.

[G]

Yeah, springtime's crazy in Animal World.

[B]

So we'll get to you in a minute, okay? All right. All right. Don't go anywhere.

[G]

You want a beer?

[B]

I do. I'll take a beer.

[G]

How about some ether?

[B]

I don't want any ether.

[G]

Okay.

[D]

The next hour of the show can be streamed if you can't hear it on your local radio station@john claywolf.com right there.

[B]

The top and the podcast.

[D]

And the.

[B]

The podcast later goes up at one o' clock and you can get it atjohn clay wolf.com and it's on itunes.

[D]

A lot of people do.

[B]

Yeah. A Couple thousand a week. 06 Lexus GS430. 275,000 miles. Rain Houston. Off the top of my head, I think it's a $3,000 card. Okay.

[F]

Yeah, I was going to. I was. I was going to take it to carmax, but I just wanted to do that.

[B]

If we don't beat their offer, we'll pay you $100. Go to. Give me the vin.com vi just put your license plate in there if you don't have your vin and you'll knock it up. Be right back. Hour number four. Some of y' all will lose. See ya.

[E]

Sell us your car. So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Get you some. Go ahead and crack that natty light. Right, because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Give me the vin.com 800, 800 radio. Give me the vin.com we gotta get a beer sponsor. I'm tired of giving all that good advertising away for free to Natty. No one's even ever called to ask him to do it. Mark kept promising to do it and they wouldn't take his call because the son of a Can drink whatever beer he damn well wants or pleases. Yeah, we could switch his beer easily.

[D]

Could be shinerbot. Could be Lone star.

[B]

It could be raw. It could be. It should be natty light fits him well.

[D]

Yeah, it kind of does.

[B]

Just Budweiser fits him well. 800. 800-7234. Patrick in Louisiana and 09 Enclave with 132. Does it have a sunroof? Patrick, does that. Does that enclave have a sunroof? Just go. Go to the website. It's five grand R. Maybe four. Dan and Beaumont, good morning.

[F]

Good morning. How are you doing? I want to make sure, you know, because, Randy, you know tomorrow's Palm Sunday, right? And I don't know how clean his palms are. I'm just kind of curious about it. Maybe he's got something that he normally does to clean himself. I didn't get to hear him earlier. And I've also got the Saudi Arabian prince coming into my backyard in about two weeks, which I know Randy doesn't do a lot of politics, but maybe he would have something to say about that. So I'm just curious.

[B]

Randy. Here's Randy. Randy. I'd like to get to this Saudi Arabian prince thing, the Palm Sunday I'd probably stay away from Randy. Good morning. Yeah.

[G]

Now my claws are clean. This car is obviously. This guy's obviously high. John Prince died last year. You know, I mean, God loving God, God rest the prince, you know, I love that raspberry braid. That's great song. You ever see Purple Rain?

[D]

I don't think that's what he's talking about.

[G]

He's awesome. Coming to your backyard.

[F]

I believe it was strong.

[B]

Shut up, man.

[G]

Prince ain't coming in your backyard. You lying.

[B]

Boy, you hot, Dan. What are you talking about with the prince coming to your backyard?

[F]

Okay, well, you know, the. The world's largest refinery is called Motiva in Port Arthur, Texas, and it is owned by Saudi Aramaco. And the prince is doing a tour, which as all good Saudi princes do every now and then. Different one, I don't think. He's not that print the oil, man.

[B]

The Arab formerly known as Prince.

[F]

That's right. The squiggly line looking thing. No, this is the actual prince of Saudi Arabia who's coming to southeast Texas.

[B]

Well, let's have him on the show.

[F]

I heard he's gonna pump gas, like, you know, randomly at different places.

[B]

Are you kidding? Is that really his stick? That'd be awesome. You know what?

[F]

There's no way that's gonna happen.

[B]

That'd be awesome. Randy, tell me what's going on, man.

[G]

It's been a kind of crazy week. You know, emeralds get a little pent up in the springtime.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Because you know, it's time to get out. Party hardy, Marty. Get it on.

[B]

Get it on.

[D]

Yeah, Spring weather, warm.

[G]

I was over at the vfw. Y' all hang at the vfw?

[D]

I've been there.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Only reason chipmunks like the VFW so much is anybody can drink as a vfw.

[D]

Yeah, that is kind of true.

[B]

That's a damn truth.

[G]

I saw this guy as a damn weasel. Y' all ever been around any polecats?

[B]

No, not really.

[G]

So this guy, just couple years ago, he was messing around with my daughter Layla.

[B]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[G]

And I saw him at the time and I was kind of joking. He was not for a polecat. He was all right. I like him over. I mean, weasels is weasels, but, you know, he's pretty clean cut, fella. I told him back then, just kind of joke, I said, now, I don't want no hanky panky.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[D]

Fair enough. You know, have a daddy thing to say.

[G]

Well, there Was hanky panky.

[B]

And then.

[G]

And then his wife hopped all over my daughter on the Facebook. Made her very nervous. Yeah. Threatening to kill her and all kind of craziness. So I saw this guy to the fw. I just said, hey, remember me, pard?

[D]

Hard, remember?

[G]

I said, no hanky panky.

[D]

Right.

[E]

And.

[G]

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. And then your wife got. He said, it wasn't me. It wasn't me. He went very defensive really quickly.

[B]

I was just talking to the guy.

[G]

All of a sudden, there's bouncers around me. One's got his hand on my arm.

[E]

What?

[G]

Yeah. Keeping their hands between. Like, we was going. We wasn't gonna fight or nothing.

[D]

It kind of looked like it, you know?

[G]

I mean, this guy's got like. Like seven inches on me.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Big guy.

[G]

Big, tall, tall cat. So come to find out, you're not going to leave here. He has a twin brother. He looks exactly like him.

[B]

Really? Yeah.

[D]

Well, they all kind of.

[G]

And, I mean, it wasn't just because of all the natural light. I was drinking and he knew. I can't drink a bit.

[D]

You can knock it back.

[G]

Yeah, totally. My bad. I felt like such an ass.

[D]

You got the wrong guy.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

So. Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't be so hard on the pole cats.

[D]

Probably not.

[G]

This guy's a nice fella.

[D]

And don't approach him at the vfw. That's not good.

[G]

Well, you know, I was just talking to the guy.

[D]

No, but you weren't.

[G]

I think I come off a little sardonic sometimes.

[D]

Sardonic?

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Randy, what did you think about the situation earlier with Man Bun versus Lieutenant Dan?

[G]

You always think about that a lot. I remember that guy. Did you ever meet this guy?

[B]

No, I. I know Lieutenant Dan well, but I do not know Man Bun. I never met him, you know, with the aminal world.

[G]

And we talk all about possums and gophers, you know, squirrels. Damn squirrels. And this guy was a bit of a. This guy was a bit of a squirrel himself.

[D]

Yeah, he was. You know, that's good. Good definition.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[G]

He had that look at me thing going on.

[D]

Get the man bun thing. A little threading.

[G]

Hey, stop your car.

[D]

Look at me. Well, yeah, and he threatened the guy. He threatened. He did it from about 60ft away.

[G]

Yeah.

[D]

Big man.

[G]

See, squirrels can be dangerous. Yeah. Because, you know, we all. I mean, we are. We're kind of in competition for the nuts. Well, sure, yeah, but they just want. They just. They just after the nuts half of the time because they Think it makes them look good.

[B]

Well, I noticed JD Sitting with a pistol next to. To his side because he's worried that the squirrely man bun might come in here since he knows where we're located.

[D]

Legally carrying as I can.

[G]

Damn right. J.D. what are you packing?

[D]

The great state of Texas. We don't need to talk about what.

[G]

Point it at me, God dog.

[B]

I'm not.

[D]

I was just gonna unload it. You asked me what it was.

[B]

What are you packing? Is it. Is it a secret?

[D]

No. I mean, I'll show you. We don't need to discuss it.

[B]

Oh, it's just a little woman gun.

[D]

No, it's not.

[B]

It's not enough to stop a big man bun.

[D]

380 will do just fine for this room.

[C]

I'm gonna reset what the man bun.

[B]

Incident is, so let me. Let me hit the high notes guy. You know, we've been advertising for jobs and buyers, and this and that guy emails me. I call him. We talk. He makes sense. I say, come in. We'll try you out. Okay. I never met him.

[D]

Nope.

[B]

Told Mixon, hey, this guy's coming to give him a tryout.

[D]

Little audition.

[B]

And then he called me. Turn it up.

[E]

Have you seen Junior's gr.

[B]

See, you just can't do it without that part of the song. And Junior's grades were not very good, so Mixon gave him the payoff, failed his audition. Yeah, he.

[G]

He.

[B]

He never came in on time. He was weird. He was doing some odd things. Remember Pocket Pool Boy, Turley?

[C]

Pocket Pool Boy Boy, yeah.

[D]

You guys have somebody who kept his hands in his pocket?

[B]

Pig Pen. Pig pen and that. Mixon told me that. He said he reminds me of Pocket Pool Boy. Something's wrong with him.

[E]

Something's wrong.

[B]

And. And then he said. And I didn't want to tell you this, but he's taking our customers and he's sending them off to his car dealer friends, like. Okay, well, bye.

[D]

Bye. Yeah, we're done.

[B]

Yeah, so when he. I called the fella back and told him the situation, he's. No, I got to talk to him. I got to talk to Mix, and I got to talk to him. I said, come up. Talk to Turley or, or, or Biggs and see if they want to hire you. But mixing them when they do it.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And that's all I've got for you and I. Probably bad idea. But I was. I was, like, wanting him to come up so they'd say, go away, too.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

I wanted this guy to leave me alone. I was just Pawning him off.

[D]

Working.

[C]

Right.

[D]

And doing other stuff.

[B]

So then I'm up here working. I hear all this yelling and hollering outside, and I'm like, oh, no, this fella's causing a scene.

[D]

Something's locked up.

[B]

Yes, something locked up. And then he threatened. So Lieutenant Dan, years ago, right there was an Iranian bum rushing me at the auction.

[D]

At the auction.

[B]

Right. For reasons I don't even want to discuss. It's really weird.

[D]

It was an incident.

[B]

He did not have bomb strapped to him.

[D]

No, of course not.

[B]

But it was really weird. And Lieutenant Dan tackled him. And the driver in the car drove off, ran over Lieutenant Dan, the bottom part of his leg shattered it all. They had to amputate it.

[D]

Got it.

[B]

So that's where the nickname Lieutenant Dan comes from. And he walks on a prosthetic. So Man Bun, this new buyer guy that we told him, leave alone or leave, he started. Turn it off. I got it on. Bless. How long you been doing this, man? So Man. Man Bun threatened Lieutenant Dan?

[D]

Yes, he did.

[C]

And you want to hear the audio of it?

[B]

Yeah, it's real quick.

[D]

Yeah, I have to hear it again.

[B]

I need to go, bro. It don't matter who I think I'm talking to. You need to get the out of here. Go on.

[F]

Don't, don't.

[B]

Don't tell me what to do. Don't curse at me.

[F]

Just get back in your van and you can wait.

[B]

Get you some. Okay, that's enough. That's enough. That's enough.

[C]

And so that's just a little bit snippet of it.

[B]

You got to hear the clip of. And it was hard to dig out. He threatened Lieutenant Dan's other leg. Other leg? Yeah. And that's where the get you some bud came from.

[C]

And listen real close here.

[B]

Get you some. I know what to listen for, and I can't hear it. What does he say, Turley, get you some.

[C]

I'm going to go get your other effing leg, too. And that's when he said.

[D]

Other effing leg, too?

[B]

Yeah, get you some. So a guy that only has one leg, that gets threatened with that one.

[D]

Leg, about to shove it up soon.

[B]

Yeah, he. I mean that. That's quite a threat. So we called the police and they came. Really? What finally made the guy leave?

[E]

What was it?

[B]

Big black guy. Why Uncle Roy. And I said, uncle Roy, will you. Are you here? He said, yeah. So will you walk outside and ask this guy to leave? The second he saw Uncle Roy, he started hightailing for the car.

[E]

Oh, I have an appointment.

[B]

Like, it was funny. It was his kryptonite.

[D]

Right?

[C]

He was in his van. Roy came strutting. No, he does that strut, and all of a sudden, he just peels out and takes away. Roy's like, y' all have any problems here? You know, he just has that air. I was like, no, man, everything's good.

[B]

Because that's what I thought. That's what I thought. Okay, so the guy's all threatening to sue and this and that.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And. And, I mean, just, you know, just shut up and go away. Just shut up and go away. I cannot wait until the lawyer calls us to discuss the terms of this lawsuit.

[D]

God.

[B]

Oh, the People's Court.

[D]

Oh, yeah, People's Court. I didn't think about that.

[B]

In this week's version of the People's Court, Judge Wapker, it's Man Bun versus Lieutenant Dan. Coming up here is Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan. What happened? Give me some. Well, that's what happened. He threatened my leg. Man Bun, did you threaten his leg? Oh, God. I did not. What? I don't know. I'm here. I want money.

[D]

I want my cash.

[B]

I just want money. Okay, Lieutenant Dan, do you have any comments? Get you some. We're gonna take this one to the jury, and we'll be back after these commercials with the next week's episode of the People's Court.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Time to walk train man. Good morning, Rain Man. How are you? What do you think the situation is?

[E]

Of course, an excellent driver.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Do you think that. That. That Lieutenant Dan is in the right.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

No, he's not. Do you have any feelings for Man Bun?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What are the odds that Lieutenant Dan wins this episode of the people's court?

[E]

Oh.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Remember, we're buying RVs and motorcycles. Givemetheven.com and it is RV season, and they're bringing more motorcycles, ATVs. Rockets. Houston got another win streak going. Seven in a row.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So when do they play Golden State? This week after.

[E]

Forgot?

[C]

I think so, but Curry just got hurt, too. He's got a sprained mcl. They don't know how bad. So if he's out for a while, boy, that's going to really change things, too, because the playoffs are around the corner, not too far away.

[B]

So the Rockets are the deal.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They're real. They're real.

[C]

Now, of course, you get to the champ, you know, the playoffs, it gets a little bit different. Durant steps up. You know, everybody kind of steps their.

[B]

Game up a little bit. Next week is opening day for mlb. Astros and Dodgers are favored to win the World Series at one and a half odds. The Rangers, in other news, are 200 to 1.

[C]

200 to 1?

[B]

Really? We're back to where we used to be.

[D]

How would you start? How do you get motivated to come to spring training when you're 200 to 1?

[B]

Well, I mean, they did it for 20 years.

[D]

Yeah, I guess. But what goes on in the locker room when you're, you know, I mean.

[B]

Have you ever watched Major League?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The. The movie, just the Indians.

[D]

Sad, depressing.

[B]

You hire Wild Thing. Yeah. You bring him back? I don't know. I don't know. The. So the Astros and the Dodgers are still the deal this year. That. That's great. And Tony Romo finished dead last in the Mexican International Golf tournament. Mexican national.

[D]

Mexican.

[C]

His first PGA Tour event did not do good.

[B]

No, it was in Mexico.

[C]

No, Dominican.

[B]

Dominican. Oh, okay. So that's where he got a hold of the Colombian banana extract. Now it's making more sense.

[C]

If you missed it, listen back to the podcast.

[B]

So Cluck Norris is going to come on in a moment and we're going to talk to him about almost getting arrested or getting arrested in Arkansas because there was a shakedown in Arkansas at the chicken fight in de Queen, Arkansas. And I didn't say this last week when I was talking about the chicken fight. So we stopped and saw him and did queen. And that's why it was on my mind. I had no idea that place was going to get raided 24 hours later. I'm lucky that I got my wife and my family out of the chicken fights in the Queen, Arkansas, right in time with the family truckster and headed out of town.

[E]

Perfect.

[B]

I mean, what do you do on spring break? You load the family truckster and you take your kids to chicken fight in Arkansas. You show them what the world is really about. We'll be back in a minute.

[E]

Breaking the law.

[B]

Breaking the law. Law Breaking the law. Breaking the law. Breaking the law.

[F]

Breaking the law.

[B]

We'll be right back.

[C]

More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe. Vin.com coming up.

[A]

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[E]

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[B]

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[E]

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[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. randy took off to the liquor store. He'll be back in a minute.

[D]

Out the door. Gone.

[E]

Where you going?

[B]

He'll be back.

[E]

I think you scared him with your big gun.

[B]

Liquor store.

[D]

Yeah, my big.

[B]

With rat shot.

[D]

Big three.

[E]

It's big D. Randy, have you ever.

[B]

Shot rats and a.22 with rat shot? It's so fun.

[D]

What is rat shot?

[B]

It's. It's like shotgun. It's. It's pellets. It's bbs. Oh, okay. Out of a rifle.

[D]

Oh, out of a. Okay.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, no.

[E]

Never have.

[B]

It's a really good time.

[C]

Boy, that sounds country.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

This is neither here nor there. But you remember when ammunition got really hard to get a couple years ago?

[B]

You know, I think that was all bs, but okay.

[E]

No, it really. I mean, it got impossible to find, like.22 long rifle.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Ammunition there. But they did have.22 with those scatter shot pellets in the end.

[B]

Well, I think that's what I'm talking about, isn't it? Yeah.

[E]

Rat shot.

[B]

Rat shot. We used to, like. We'd clear lane sand and make these huge brush piles, and they'd sit, I don't know, for like six months. But what. When we burned the brush piles in the. In the wintertime, the coyotes and bobcats and just tons of rats would come at them. So we'd sit around the brush piles about 100 yards back. You spray them down with diesel and light them up. And then when it got hot in there, here comes all the rats out of the brush pile. And you sit there with these.22s with rat shots, start picking them off, and it was a blast. One of the funnest things I've ever done. What is that? Country.

[C]

That's country. I could just see y' all in lawn chairs drinking a beer.

[B]

Well, I was about 11. I was not drinking beer, and I was not lawn chair. I was on point, like a military guard.

[C]

Beer might have been sipped by you at 11.

[D]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Wasn't much drinking going on in my household.

[D]

No, but you were hanging out with Uncle Roy. You were smoking and drinking.

[B]

Well, that's true, but that wasn't in.

[E]

Front of my dad, but not at home.

[B]

Not at all home. This was home. This is in the country.

[D]

That's true.

[B]

On the. On the. On the prairie. Speaking of things have changed. Did you realize that there's a new strain of gonorrhea out that the. That the antibiotics are not knocking down?

[D]

No. Is this real?

[B]

This is real.

[D]

I haven't heard anything about it.

[B]

Of course it's. Yeah. You're not.

[D]

You're not really in that.

[B]

You don't have your finger on the pulse of the gonorrhea world.

[D]

I'm gonna. I'll Google it.

[B]

Yeah. No gonorrhea. There's new versions of it that are not like a Z pack. Can't knock it down. And STDs are a little stronger than they used to be. And there's a. There's a song about it as well. Would you like to hear?

[D]

I'm looking right here. Untreatable super gonorrhea spreading like wildfire. That's what it says.

[B]

Get some rat shot. Cheech sang a song about it, actually. You want to hear?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Here we go. One night I'm gonna have a margarita cruise down Bangalore My favorite container on the corner there's a nice babe if she likes me, I might even get there Come with me Got a stiff V and if you're good, I give you a 51 summer night time I go for Thea Mexican village met a girl named Anita Stupid old me, I forgot to wrap my win Here.

[D]

Out.

[B]

To the now every morning this I heard. I haven't heard the rest of this. Can he. Does he have more ly. More lyrics? Mexican village met a girl named Juanita Stupid old me, I forgot to wrap my winner. We're trying to do the Lord's work We're trying to get the point across we're using with John. Yes. Hi, Rush. Oh, my Lord.

[E]

You do realize. And you can ask Melania. There's nothing funny about gonorrhea.

[D]

Well, there's a little.

[E]

The song was as a little presidential humor.

[B]

I.

[E]

Did I get you guys in the middle of something important?

[B]

No, Never. It's always good to hear from Rush Limbo.

[E]

Was that Cheech? Cheech singing?

[B]

Yeah. Well, she's singing about gonorrhea.

[E]

I like that guy. I wish he'd get off the dope.

[D]

I think he is off the dope.

[B]

He was not on the dope when they were in here. They were talking about nothing but dope.

[E]

Are you having a. Are you having a great time in your part of the world.

[B]

We are. How's sunny Florida?

[E]

I will tell you, it's nothing but dope. Beautiful springtime here in Palm Beach. Please to announce. Actually, this is true. I picked up a new sponsor this week. Maker's Mark Kentucky Bourbon Whiskey. You know about it?

[D]

Yeah, we've all heard of it.

[E]

I'll tell you, I'll tell you, I've been doing a little product research.

[D]

I bet you have.

[E]

Well, now, but look what. At first I found it just a tiny bit harsh, really, to my own taste. But if you, if you cut it with a little Wild Turkey, just to knock it down a bit.

[D]

Cut it with Wild Turkey.

[E]

Delicious deliciousness and deliciosity here on the excellence in broadcast.

[B]

Two by tea.

[E]

Throw in a Percocet or two, you've got a whole jug of big fun.

[B]

Mix it with your tea and I'm.

[E]

Not afraid to say, and you're probably aware of this as well, John, I think we could all probably use a drink right now. This. And don't get me wrong, I still see great things from our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump. And right now, when as political commentators we should all be fully focused and engaged on Playmates and porn stars, suddenly there's more Cabinet roundtable going on and not even the mooch saw this one coming. Look, after tapping the former CIA head Mike Pompeo for head of the State Department was just scares the hell out of anyone with a sense to know this guy because have you heard of Pompeo?

[B]

No.

[E]

You know this guy?

[B]

No.

[G]

No.

[E]

Pompeo wants to bomb Iran, which may or may not be the best thing for oil futures statewide. I mean, even my old buddy Hannity, and you know Hannity, we do. Damned old Hannity who's kind of like a go to hooker for the Donald expressed concern over this when my neighbor, Chuck Norris.

[D]

That's your neighbor?

[E]

Yeah, I live next door to him, just over the rise. When he heard the Pompeo news, he rushed out to Home Depot and began building a bomb shelter that day. I mean, this is scary stuff. And so if that wasn't enough, now they say HR McMaster is out as national security advisor. Trump has decided to replace him with get ready for this Michael Bolton.

[D]

Which.

[E]

Struck me as kind of, kind of odd. But gee whiz, the lefties are losing their minds over this. They're saying Michael Bolton's a dangerous loony and he wants to drop bombs on every problematic part of the world as we know it. I mean, I never heard of that Michael Bolton. In fact, I didn't even think he was political. I think they should have a couple of Xanaxes and listen to Bolton sing Time Love and Tenderness.

[B]

Magical.

[E]

It's a great, great singer.

[D]

And.

[E]

And add a little Maker's Mark of course and you've got one fine weekend. Lonely teardrops for the Donald. They were in the White House.

[B]

One of the drunkest I've ever been is off Maker's Mark.

[E]

Oh man. Can I. Can I tell you something just jovially here, just between you and me?

[F]

Sure.

[E]

Don't mention this to anyone on the air. I'm a little high myself.

[D]

Oh no, no, we believe you.

[E]

This is really, really good whiskey. I had no idea. I thought you know, it's got this wax on top and I thought what the hell are these hillbillies doing out in Kentucky? Really good whiskey.

[D]

It is.

[E]

That's great.

[B]

I'll tell you a story. We're in hattiesburg, Mississippi in 2002 at the auction in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Dr. Kent Montgomery, a dear friend of mine and myself and I had a P. Baron Beachcraft airplane.

[D]

Airplane. Twin engine aircraft.

[B]

Yeah, pressurized. It's a good one.

[D]

Pressurized.

[B]

And my father in law at the time finally invited me to go on one of his hunts with him.

[D]

How nice.

[B]

So we were gonna. It sounds like lifestyles are rich and famous but it kind of, I mean you know we were doing well back then. This is a long time ago. I was a big wholesaler. Well, I guess we are now too. Had a. Had a pile it. And we flew from Hattiesburg out by Abilene. That's where the quail hunting thing was. And Kent had a bottle of Maker's Mark. So we sat in the back of the airplane club seating, playing cards and drinking Makers mark for two hours. And when I got out of that airplane I was pissed drunk.

[D]

I bet you were piss drunk JD you sound like. You really sound like Rush there for a moment. Drunk.

[B]

I was pissed drunk. I didn't realize how drunk I was.

[E]

Now what the hell is that supposed to mean?

[B]

So my. The guys from the ranch met us at the airport. I was going to follow them back to the hunting lease in. In like some rent car that was waiting on me and I got behind the wheel.

[E]

Oh no.

[B]

Yeah. And what the. Kent and the pilot took off. They went back to Dallas and I'm following them them down these country roads and they were going slow and I thought it was a good idea to pass them and I passed him in the bar ditch. I really really, really did Jesus, I was so high on Makers Mark. I pulled off into the bar ditch in a Ford Taurus and I passed the Suburban for yes, so you and I know the truth. So they, they start honking and flagging me down and, and I pulled over and I started laughing and they said, you need to get out from behind the wheel. And I was like, I think you're right.

[D]

Kidding.

[B]

So I rode with one of them, the other one drove it back. And then we get back to the hunting deal. I'm there with my father in law and he's all presidential, you know, he's wealthy businessman and serious and this and that. He's fun. But, you know, I, I, I finally got invited. He finally took me out in public and here I am. What you did with his friends.

[C]

And you're a mess.

[B]

I'm a mess, but I'm a controlled mess. And he doesn't realize how drunk I am. Nobody does. So I get quiet and I sit down in the, in the den and they're all tied, telling stories and talking. And something came up and I got excited and I stood up to say something and I fell across the glass table and broke it.

[D]

Broke it.

[B]

And I, when I, when I was laying there and they're all, you okay? I was like, no, man, guys, I'm just really drunk. Really, really, really drunk. The next morning they all went, got up to go quail hunting and I stayed in bed. And I'll never forget, Jeff Crane came back and he's like, like, man, nobody likes you. Why do you do stuff like this? Nobody likes you.

[E]

What's that about?

[G]

I don't know.

[B]

But I was like, golly, I got, me, I just got a little excited.

[G]

I got a little drunk on the way over here.

[D]

I just turned into a ditch.

[B]

It was a big day, flying a private airplane, coming off a big high at the auction, doing well and going hunting with the big dogs. And Kent whips out the Maker's Mark. I got S faced. It happens to everyone. I was young, I was, I was, I was 28, 27. I learned Maker's Mark bites back if you don't be careful. It does. That's my brush. That's my Maker's Mark.

[D]

Wild Turkey Story.

[B]

Maybe I should have gone to Wild Turkey or Jack Black.

[D]

That's awful.

[E]

You just add a little Wild Turkey. No, just to cut, cut it down a little bit. No cutting.

[D]

With wild turkey's worse.

[E]

Dr. Pepper Chaser.

[D]

It's worse.

[E]

And a delicious cigar Rush.

[B]

Have you ever thought about doing music radio?

[E]

It's funny you say, you know, I actually did back in the day when I was doing the St. Louis Cardinals thing. I'm telling you what, I used to try out for these music stations all the time.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. The thing is, and this is true.

[D]

I don't hear it.

[E]

No one liked the records I played.

[D]

What did you play?

[E]

Well, just only the really good stuff, you know.

[D]

What do you call good stuff?

[E]

Well, Percy Faith Orchestra, Perry Como.

[D]

Real music, a little light.

[B]

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The top of Texas Midland, Texas. Turley, I don't know. Did we get some freight haulers out of Midlands?

[C]

Yes. Yeah, we. After that whole debacle, we've gotten like four different transport.

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Good.

[C]

And one's truck already broke.

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Debacle.

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Good word.

[B]

Well, I mean, we bought a bunch of cars in the damn desert of West Texas. It's not that easy to get them picked up, to tell you the truth. No, you know, it's like shooting deer and not knowing how you're going to skim.

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It's just amazing though. It's. As soon as you get a four on board, one drops off because their truck breaks down. I mean, it's just.

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It's never fit.

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Oh, do you think he's lying?

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No, I think his truck, I mean.

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I think it really broke down one of the miles on the truck, remember? I don't remember.

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I just know he's got a couple of our vehicles.

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We just have to be careful. Oh, oh, you're saying our hauler?

[C]

Yes.

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Is it the Carter's hauling, the one we had trouble with before? No. That boy's gonna have to get some better equipment if he's gonna keep breaking down and working for me.

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Yeah. Got to be reliable.

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Yeah, it's called reliable transportation. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

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Story I want to get to before we run out of time is we have a packed morning.

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JD Ryan in the news with a weekend update.

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Tony Romo's dad. We've had Randy Dove tip. We've had Rush all these things, but this is one story I just got ahead. By the way, the following story has not been rewritten for comedic value. This is exactly. I looked it up at three different sources to make sure you're ready. The superintendent of the Blue Mountain School District in Pennsylvania says his students now protect themselves against potential school shooters. With you ready. A bucket of rocks. Every classroom has been equipped with a five gallon bucket of river stones. True. This is a true story. If an armed intruder attempts to gain entrance into any of our classrooms, they will face a classroom full of students with arms, with rocks.

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Get you some, bitch.

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He went on to say, the river stones are the right size for their hands and they can throw them very hard and they will create cause and pain and it will distract the shooter.

[B]

If everybody had a rock and they all threw it simultaneously, this is true. But I still see a logistics problem with all the students running to the bucket. And then that gives him a place to shoot. It's like an airport when all the planes are coming in and they crash at the airport because they're coming into one moment in time.

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These rockets, these rocks are in five gallon buckets, kept in the classrooms, in closets, in every classroom. Seriously.

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True.

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Honest. I don't even have a punchline. I don't need it.

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It's got to be a Christian school. It's got to be a Christian school.

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It's a public. No, it's a public. Public pride. It's a public school in Blue Mountain. Blue Mountain School District in Pennsylvania. A public school. And this guy's the superintendent. And that's his. That's not only his plan.

[B]

He's done it.

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He got the river rocks in the buckets.

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Well, at least he's trying to do something that's just.

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Oh, try.

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Okay. I'm not against him.

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They're trying. They have their practice. There's drills and all of a sudden. All right, kids. All right, practice time. Go grab your buckets.

[D]

The first time some kid gets mad at another one and hits him with a rock.

[E]

I hate to be passe, but a little like bringing a bucket of rocks to a gunfight.

[D]

Very much, thank you. I didn't even want to go there, but. Yeah, it kind of sort of is.

[B]

Oh, what?

[D]

No, I'd go ahead.

[B]

I was at Brandy. Just. Anyway. What have you got?

[D]

Just this. Just some more news. Hillary Clinton. Do you see she hurt herself last week. She sprained her wrist while she slipped in a bathtub, actually, when she was in India on her latest tour. Why I lost to that ma'. Am. To her. So she slipped and murdered herself. And she was trying to cover it up. You want to move on?

[E]

It ain't hard to fall down the bathtub.

[D]

It's not. Especially when you're Hillary. She slipped more than once. A self driving Uber car struck and killed a woman in Arizona. Been the first one. Now this is the first serious accident involving one of these self driving cars. You know, as a matter of time till this happened, Tempe Arizona police said the self driving car was in auto driver mode at the time of the crash, hit a woman and basically the woman stepped out in front of the car outside of the side.

[B]

So there's a little bit shame on her.

[C]

It would happen to anybody.

[D]

Could have happened to anybody. Any vehicle. Yellow.

[B]

I know people that have run over people on accident.

[C]

Yes. If you step out in front of.

[B]

A moving car, I think I've run over someone. On accident.

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We don't want to know.

[B]

Not like on a road, but like at a, at a, you know, keg party out of the country.

[D]

Yellow. Yeah, I know.

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I have actually.

[D]

I'm sure at some point actually that car though.

[E]

JD if you look deeper into the story, that car had a. An operator at the time.

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It was like the backup operator, operator in the car who was not driving.

[B]

I caught him with my rear dual wheel. I was driving a dually that night and I hit a drunk bam.

[E]

By the campfire. There you go.

[B]

And I mean, it probably should have been a Self driving car at that point.

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hey, I was thinking about the story earlier. I didn't try to pass him in the bar ditch. I ran off. That's what happened. I ran off the road and I was in the bar ditch and I just left it there for, for a little bit. And then I moved back onto the road. And that's when they're like, ah, that's.

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Why nobody likes you.

[D]

Get out of the car. That's why nobody likes you, John. Let's see here. The younger son of Vice President Joe Biden failed a drug test for cocaine a month after he was commissioned last year in the Navy. And he's now been discharged. Hunter Biden, he said, it was an honor of my life to serve in the US Navy. I deeply regret and embarrassed by my actions. He did basically did cocaine. He got caught, got thrown out. Joe Biden was heard to say it's the worst decision a Biden has made since, well, you know, oh, what else? You want to do some more? You still got.

[B]

I'm listening. You have my attention.

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You still have more. A Bronx man who decided to celebrate his $96,000 lawsuit settlement decided the best way to do that was to go to a local hotel and bring over three prostitutes. He had all the money, all of it, $96,000 cash in a suitcase with him. Showed it to the girls. He was showing off.

[B]

You know, he got rolled.

[D]

And then one of the girls said, hey, why don't we have one of our friends bring over some beer and some cigarettes to the door. Someone was at the door. It was two guys with guns. So they took, they took all his money.

[B]

Did he get laid?

[D]

He did, actually. Good for him before it happened.

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Nice.

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He went on to say, this is a true quote. He says, I can't believe it happened. I was really counting on that money to move my family.

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That's the way it goes.

[D]

And finally, an Oklahoma mother who married her daughter after the two hit it off was sentenced to two years in prison after pleading.

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It's things like this that give Oklahoma a bad name.

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Patricia Ann spann, who is 45 of Norman, Oklahoma, admitted she married her biological daughter, 26 year old Misty Velvet Dawn Spann. The mother and daughter wed, by the way, in March of 2016.

[B]

Tanya Tucker have a son.

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The mom is in prison. She now will be making license plates in prison with a new Oklahoma saying. Oklahoma, where the family trees look like stripper poles. No branches.

[B]

Oh, that was a bad punchline.

[E]

That's kind of a, that's a good Story. You guys shouldn't knock Oklahoma so bad.

[B]

We don't.

[D]

That was a news story. That was actually a follow up to news story before when she first got arrested. Nobody.

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The family trees look like strips of polls. That was in the news.

[D]

No, that was the. That was the punchline part.

[E]

No branches. You just came up with that. Cuz you feel so superior, man.

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Oh, well, I do.

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Trap.

[D]

No one in my family mar our parents. Nobody, not a soul in my family did that.

[B]

Bob, do you have any cousins that has anybody hit too close to family tree?

[D]

That's what's going on, man.

[E]

I'm not aware of anything like that. And I come from a pretty countryfied bus.

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That's what's happening.

[B]

You know, you get up in Vernon, Texas. Texas. Like lock it in some of these little German towns.

[E]

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah. West Texas.

[B]

They had nowhere to go, man, except each other.

[D]

Well, it's still illegal.

[C]

Well, did you say you made out with your cousin?

[B]

I did. I did. Well, my dad told me she was a cousin of sorts. But there was definitely a maternal blockade by marriage.

[C]

So how did you find out?

[B]

After my dad told me. So what's her last name? And I told. Oh, Neil. He's like, you know, is it so and so o' Neil? And I. She asked her mom. Yeah. And he's like, that's your cousin, dude.

[D]

Boy, little did I know what trouble I'd be stirring up with this story, man. Babo's upset you're. You got a family?

[B]

Well, I mean, it was seventh grade, but just, I mean, you know. She's hardcore, man. She must have been related to me. Seventh grade. She was rolling. Randy, we have three and a half minutes left and everybody wants to hear from you.

[G]

Hey, everybody wanted to drink a whiskey Coke.

[D]

I knew you ran out the door to go to the liquor store. Yeah, Stink.

[G]

You know what's funny?

[D]

What's funny?

[G]

Liquor store opens up 10 o', clock, right?

[D]

Yes, it does.

[G]

I always, you know, a lot of days. I don't think it's indicative of my nature, but I happen to be there a lot of times. 10:05. That's just my schedule.

[D]

That's your schedule.

[B]

Okay.

[G]

I'm not sitting out there quivering, just waiting for a drink or anything. I do enjoy drinking 1005 in the morning sometimes. I enjoy too.

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10:05.

[G]

Anyway, we're gonna drink all day, man. Red Raiders, baby.

[B]

What about them?

[C]

Texas Tech in the Elite eight. They got one game away from the final four.

[G]

Yeah, Michael Skater. But he bet all his cash on Aggies other night. And I like the Aggies. Okay. I'm a bit of a homer. Texas A and M. Great school, man. A lot of good veterinarians come out there.

[D]

Veterinarian?

[G]

Yeah, veterinarians. Veterinarians, vegetarians.

[D]

I got it.

[G]

Come out of Texas. Amen. But I knew they couldn't beat the Wolverines. No hot dog, man. What was the final score turn like? 130 to 14.

[C]

Yeah, they lost by 20.

[G]

40 bucks.

[D]

You're kind of drinking early today. I'm rich.

[G]

Anyway, don't bet on basketball, kids. Leave that to me.

[B]

Suck it, Scooter. Get you some, huh?

[D]

Get you some.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

He's like, aggie's gonna whip all over the Wolverines. I said, well, I don't know. I said, y' all doubtful.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

Thank you for 40.

[B]

What do you do with all this money?

[D]

Buy rum and weed at 1005.

[G]

And delicious camo cigarettes. You want to smoke a square?

[B]

No. All right.

[G]

How about some ether?

[B]

No, I'm okay. I don't need ether.

[G]

I. Okay.

[B]

Why don't you run along, Randy, and go enjoy your sunshine Saturday.

[G]

Have a good time, everybody. Happy weekend.

[B]

It's about lake weather, isn't it, Randy? You ever gonna water skis?

[G]

No, I don't like the lake.

[D]

I was gonna bring up a bad subject.

[G]

Big mouth bass boats will eat your ass.

[D]

They will. Oh, man. You be safe. We love you.

[G]

Okay, bye.

[D]

I'm gonna drive him home. He does not eat for everyone.

[B]

That was part of this one.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, we've got 50 seconds left.

[E]

What?

[B]

Yeah, we're. We're open, man.

[D]

When does the podcast come up again?

[B]

You want to go another hour? I'll go another hour.

[D]

When's the podcast?

[B]

We'd have to get a hold of the program directors in 45 seconds. Tell them to leave the satellite on.

[D]

Hey, we can leave the stream up. It's always up@john claywolf.com.

[B]

The podcast is on iTunes. It's@john claywolf.com it is free and it's commercial and music free also. So four hour show, jam down about two and a half hours, something like that. And it's there. More and more people are catching on to it. That's fun. That's nice to know this. I wonder how these California guys are going to take us when we get on the air out there.

[D]

Yeah, I think you're gonna be fine. Honestly, every time you think you branch out somewhere, that it's beyond our reach, it turns out better.

[B]

A lot of liberals, a lot of liberals.

[D]

A lot of people that the lady.

[C]

That called earlier Depends on the station.

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You're from Austin. She came from the up north. She lives in Austin. She was 60 plus year old black woman loves this show.

[B]

You got a point. You can't please them all.

[D]

JD can't please them all.

[B]

You can't. I learned that from Rush Limbaugh. Give me the vin.com is where you go to sell your car. We beat everybody. It's springtime. We're paying a lot for cars. Buying them left and right. Come get you some.

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Come get you some.

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Thanks, guys. See you. Get you some, bitch. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

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It's good.

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