#143 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #143

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by GiveMeTheVin.com

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show kicks off with its signature blend of outrageous humor, stream-of-consciousness banter, and audience call-ins centering on cars, pop culture, politics, and whatever else grabs the host’s attention—as long as it doesn’t get them fined by the FCC. The highlight and recurring theme is the wild discussion around reports of a “Honduran transgender/transvestite caravan” making its way to the US, which quickly becomes the comic centerpiece for the show’s blend of satire, skepticism, and inventive listener engagement.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The “Honduran Transgender Caravan” Segment

Timestamps: 00:52–19:00, 52:44–75:41

• Bobbo brings up a claim about a large Honduran caravan, noting media reports that a notable portion is transgender individuals fleeing persecution.
  • Bobbo (01:58): “A substantial portion of the caravan are trannies. … They're attempting to escape.”
  • The cast questions the validity and sources, with J.D. fact-checking on-air and only finding polarized and dubious sources.
• The story explodes into comedic riffing about media hysteria, border politics, and US pop culture, peaking with a contest inviting listeners to name the supposed transgender girl band making the journey.
  • Suggestions include “Chicks and Dixie,” “The Ho’ Stuckers,” “Trans Fallopian Orchestra,” and “Anita Cocktail Band.”
  • The segment is a blend of parody, skepticism, and social commentary, with frequent acknowledgment of the sketchy factual basis.

2. The Usual Suspects: Car Talk, Call-ins, and Price Haggling

Timestamps: 06:24–50:01, 61:12–64:29, 105:53–117:38

• John fields live calls from listeners looking to sell vehicles—everything from luxury Porsches and classic trucks to beat-up sedans.
• Listeners call with their car details, and John and his crew rapid-fire negotiate buy prices, often tossing in local color and tall tales.
  • John (39:00): “Does 14 do it? [for a 2010 F150] 14's still high. … You bring it to me at 15 grand.”
• Anecdotes about the collector car market, luxury car flips, and trading stories (e.g., the story of buying Beyoncé’s Rolls Royce) pepper the car segments.

3. Satirical News Quips & “White, Black, Latino or Other”

Timestamps: 48:40–51:23, 57:05–57:57

• The crew reads true crime and Florida Man–style news stories, inviting comedic speculation on the ethnicity of the alleged perpetrator.
• Discussion includes a Florida woman beating her man over a forgotten anniversary (“All fingers point to Caucasian on this one, man. 35-year-old Carol Stone.” — Charlie, 51:23).
• More peculiar stories: a man attacking a woman with a pizza (“Florida is like the pound ... it’s like this animal pound.” — John, 57:31).

4. Living in the Surveillance (and Alexa-Powered) Age

Timestamps: 28:08–30:39

• A rapid-fire group discussion on privacy, Alexa, tech paranoia, and the practicalities of having “a spy in your house.”
  • Bobbo (29:03): “Yeah, but Alexa's cool, man.”
  • John (29:21): “Like, do you turn it off during sex?”
• Spiraling into a riff on AI companionship, loneliness, and Buck Rogers.

5. Merch, Contests, and Giveaways

Timestamps: 83:10–84:52, 98:26–100:01

• Throughout the episode, John and the team promote the show’s T-shirts, upcoming concert ticket giveaways, and nascar event passes.
• Constant reminders of the ongoing Facebook contest for the best transgender band name, with playful banter and listener engagement.

6. Life, Culture, and Listener Life Wisdom

Timestamps: 21:21–22:04, 116:02–117:08

• John shares a story about his son repeating a bizarre Johnny Cash fact (“Johnny Cash was nearly killed by an ostrich in 1981 ... If it weren't for the good and strong belt he was wearing, the ostrich would have easily killed him. This is a true story. And your son is amazing.” — J.D., 23:19).
• The episode threads together Texan culture, “outlaw” lifestyle aspirations, and debate about the weirdest state in the US (Florida gradually crowned winner: “raggedy people are attracted to raggedy things ... Florida is the ultimate magnet for all the rags.” — John, 58:10).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Fact-Checking the Caravan:
  “The only story I can find about transgenders in this thing comes from Rush Limbaugh dot com. Seriously, so we believe that these people walking in the caravan are aggrieved, discriminated against, gay, gays and transgenders. And they've had it.”
  — J.D., [08:07]

• On Texas Car Buying:
  “We buy cars. We do. One thing we buy. I think that's what everybody likes about us is we're not trying to sell them anything.”
  — John, [45:07]

• On Throwing Bids in the Lightning Round:
  “I will buy them. I'll do a whole damn lightning round. If you guys want to load the phones up... and I will just crank through them, five, you know, we did like 22 in three minutes. ... Sometimes I overbid them and I overbid that one. That just cost you about fifteen hundred dollars. I mean, hey, we make mistakes. I'm a gambling man. I can't help it.”
  — John, [39:39–40:59]

• On Technology in the Bedroom:
  “Like, do you turn it off during sex?”
  — John, [29:21]

• Crowdsourcing Band Names for the ‘Transgender Caravan’
  “Let’s just say, what’s the best name for their group? Best band name wins the prize, man.”
  — Bobbo, [72:25]

• Listener-Driven Satire
  “Chicks and Dixie, I love it.”
  — John, [74:30]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• 00:52–19:00: The caravan segment takes over—including fact-checking, riffing, and quips about border “crises.”
• 26:47–28:39: Car buy-in/call-in rapid fire, driving the GiveMeTheVin.com angle.
• 39:00–41:06: Prices on Ford trucks, critique of callers’ expectations, and rapid-fire offers.
• 48:40–51:23: “White, Black, Latino or Other” feature—comedic take on crime news.
• 52:44–75:41: Resurgence of the “caravan” theme, listener contest for naming the “trans girl band,” culminating in winning entries and outright mayhem.
• 98:26–100:01: Show merch chatter—how employees end up with T-shirts and possible need of “security.”

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Tone and Style

• The show is unfiltered, southern, irreverent, and self-aware about the lines it flirts with (“We’re gonna get sued in California…”).
• Listener participation is high, both in call-ins for car buys and in wild, interactive contests.
• The cast doesn’t shy away from ribbing each other or poking fun at “redneck” stereotypes, Florida’s foibles, or even themselves (“We’re not trying to sell you anything—everyone else is, but we’re not”).

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Listener Engagement & Facebook Contest

• The running Facebook contest for transgender band names becomes a listener-driven masterclass in playful, sometimes risky satire. Standout entries are celebrated, and the audience’s creativity is given the spotlight, driving both the episode’s energy and sense of in-group fun.

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Conclusion

This episode marries the show’s core—car flip hustle, Texan-flavored comedy, and live phone negotiation—with a whirlwind of pop culture chatter and a recurring bit that turns dubious news coverage into a platform for listener amusement. Politics, sports, AI paranoia, and sex jokes all make the cut—sometimes in the same breath. For new listeners: come for the car sales, stay for the wild contests and oddly specific knowledge about Johnny Cash surviving an ostrich attack with a belt.

[End of summary]

Transcript

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[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[Caller]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

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Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ask me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Oh, you don't. You don't want to go there with me, man. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You really don't.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, my. My attorney, J.D. advised me to. Allegedly not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's talking about stuff that makes no sense and is kind of offensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a normal day in the life.

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to get a handle. Am I really loud? This just my headphones. Cool. I'm trying to get a handle on. There's a caravan of Hondurans headed our way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hondurans. Is that Norman? Is that where he's from? No, we got him out. We got him out of Puerto Rico.

[Bobbo]

But they're. Sincerely, they're just southeast of Mexico City headed. So they're about 700 miles away and many. And I was kind of like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a. Like a Christian march. Yes.

[Bobbo]

And I'm just looking, you know, at the. All the reliable sources. Why are they considered so dangerous?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, John, it gets worse.

[Bobbo]

Hold on. Why are they considered so dangerous?

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't heard the punchline yet.

[Bobbo]

And there's a. If you [e-mail], it has an exhaustive report about it, and they do different groups of different types of migrants in the caravan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait for it.

[Bobbo]

A substantial portion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Of the caravans are trannies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I told you.

[Bobbo]

It's not funny. It's not funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is on cnn.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because I'm totally serious. They're. They're attempting to escape. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a leper island.

[Bobbo]

No, they're.

[Hannah]

They're.

[Bobbo]

They're trying to get away from the lack of respect and understanding of their kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now you're making me feel like.

[Bobbo]

In Honduras, because apparently you feel like a jerk. Apparently in Honduras, they don't know what to do with a tranny because it's Babo.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know this is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bane or five.

[Bobbo]

Like I'm a compulsive liar or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You make stuff up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not a liar. You're creative.

[Bobbo]

You can tell when I'm being straight. When I'm giving you pure information.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I can't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ we turn that light off in there.

[Bobbo]

These poor trannies are walking and there's pictures of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, you're allowing this.

[Bobbo]

And they're beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need?

[Bobbo]

Three of them are beautiful. You really can't tell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what is it from Honduras. I'm gonna look it up.

[Bobbo]

One of them you can tell. There's always that. If you get okay in a group of. In a group of four trannies, there's always that one, you know, that you know, was maybe faking it.

[Charlie]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. It is cold and wet outside in most of South. Great. What do you call our broadcast here? Greater Texas region.

[Bobbo]

The far eastern, southwestern, southeast, Southwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Far Eastern, southwest. Points of the nation this morning. And on the i10, be careful going.

[Bobbo]

Over bridges because there are pictures of all the different kinds and their mothers and fathers and grandfathers and people.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many trainees are marching?

[Bobbo]

Well, I don't know. I don't know. But there are pictures of all the different, you know, desperate types of migrants that are headed our way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad we covered this topic early, before anybody started listening.

[Bobbo]

And most of them are standing up. I mean, there's nothing to, you know, sit on or anywhere to be. The trainees have a nice pretty blanket and they're sitting like having a picnic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it drop again, Charlie?

[Bobbo]

They got beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got to get this worked on, tested during the week.

[Bobbo]

And they look so content to be just taking a break southeast of Mexico City.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, Bob, did you just dream this? There's a really.

[Bobbo]

Not really, really on CNN.com if you look at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy, have you found any proof?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have our fact checker over here. Yeah, I'm looking, working diligently.

[J.D. Ryan]

What. What heading was that under there?

[Bobbo]

You go to CNN.com. okay. One of the. One of the top headings is Honduran Caravan. Now if you Google Honduran Caravan and then click on the CNN.com story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do that.

[Bobbo]

There's a whole in depth look at it. It's totally different than what I expected to see. Not that I expect to see trannies everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got hung up in a training bar in New Orleans once on accident and on Bourbon Street.

[Bobbo]

When did you realize it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It took a little longer than I thought it should have.

[Bobbo]

It does, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it did.

[Bobbo]

That's kind of scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it really, you know, I kind of had that Crying Game moment at the end. Oh, some, some. Some kiddos out there Are too young to remember that one. But in the 80s there was this movie the Crying Game and, and he, she, she, she. Whatever things happened. Nothing happened while I was at the, whatever that place. But, but yeah, I was in there and I, I, I took the bait. Not all the bait. I didn't hit, I didn't hit the hook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I swam towards the bait. Is that a fair statement?

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, there's so many fish references here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did not hit the hook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm reading the entire story about the caravan nowhere.

[Bobbo]

No, they're about, they're about four down. There's, there's a little vignette on each, each subset that they look at and it's about four Vignettes down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vignettes in a, in a news story talks about Trump. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Do you have information about the, the traveling people across the, about South America?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what have you got?

[Caller]

I've got a 2014 Ford F250 turbo diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rock and roll man. We got a country girl on this morning. Where are you from, honey?

[Caller]

I'm out of Houston. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out of Houston. Straight out of Houston. 14 turbo diesel. Four wheel driven or two wheel driven?

[Caller]

Four wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel. Hell yeah. Is this yours or your old man's?

[Caller]

It's mine. My girlfriend was telling me about your show last night while we were at the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been, have you been to bed yet?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool. Is it? A little.

[Caller]

I've been to bed, but I haven't been asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, mattress bag. Mattress Mac. There's a Mattress Mac in Houston and then there's a mattress back and we've got her online too. Did you get my joke?

[Bobbo]

Not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on the truck?

[Caller]

35.

[Hannah]

000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is the sunroof.

[Randy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

14. Four wheel drive, fully loaded.

[Caller]

It's got the navigation, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like mid-40s. Go to give me the VIN third. 4. 40, 40, 40. Ish. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Oh, put your license.

[Caller]

Do you think you could come get her?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, done. I'll be there in a minute. Put, put, put, put a, put the license plate number in there. If you don't have the VIN number.

[Caller]

I will, I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

You haven't been to bed?

[Caller]

No. Well, we've discussed that, John. I've been too bad. Just not been too sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Okay. Okay. Thank you for calling in. 800-800-72346 the only story I can find.

[J.D. Ryan]

About transgenders in this thing is comes from Rush Limbaugh dot com. Seriously. So we believe that these people walking in the caravan are aggrieved, discriminated against, gay, gays and transgenders. And they've had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're discriminated against. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why they're coming here. But this is on rush.com. i'm just saying. All I'm saying is I'm dead serious. That's where the article the top Google return is that Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we? In the flesh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my Lord. This early. He never gets up this early.

[Bobbo]

If you look. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Can you. Are you hearing me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I hear you.

[Bobbo]

Oh God. My headphones on. Hold on a second. Having a nice relaxing time here at home in Florida. What are you talking about? Is JD on the trainees again?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is on your way. No, we're talking about the. The caravan of somehow. Bobble.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many people are in this caravan?

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't even say. Rush will probably know. I have no idea.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you haven't heard about that? There must must be thousands.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The way our esteemed leader Donald J. Trump has shaped this up. And I'm telling you, I'm getting ready. I'm having a rough at breakfast this morning. In preparation, two sausage McMuffins, fruity Pebbles and yogurt and a delicious tequila sunrise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Rush.

[Bobbo]

Actually, I've had five of those.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's right. There are 1100 Central Americans.

[Bobbo]

Seriously? Look, I'm thinking about taking a little time off for bizarre behavior and joining up with the National Guard for a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

But look, that situation down on the Bordero de los Magicol is beginning to look like a showdown. I'm not talking about good, hard working Roman Catholics and Pentecostals who are on a work pass and saving up for Christmas or fiesta de la turkey in cranberry or whatever. I think the President's right when he says we've got some mean hombres headed our way. No, but did you see the breaking news? Yeah, which is on Fox and Friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it was a breaking about that.

[Bobbo]

Whole caravan ne' er do Wells headed up from Honduras.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says here, being trans, we are discriminated in all ways.

[Bobbo]

And I don't know if you're aware of this, but. And I know it's maybe a little presumptuous, you just assume they're rapists and drug smugglers, but you know your Central American history, right? No, really, these Hondurans, they're more or less what's left of the Aztecs. And, I mean, have you seen Apocalypto?

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally made this up, for Pete's sake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

If murdering drug dealers don't scare you, how about some real, live, cannibalistic human sacrifice?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, so I'm thinking about taking some time to get with a program and join up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna be down at the border?

[Bobbo]

I've been talking to my friend Bill Murray.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know, he did that movie Stripes?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he did.

[Bobbo]

He knows a little something about the army, and he says the National Guard is not that tough. I mean, they train. They train somewhat. You have to know how to shoot.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And keep up your uniform and follow orders, which is kind of like working at a Taco Bell here in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Bobbo]

And I happen to love Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[Bobbo]

And. Well. And that's what they eat in the National Guard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So I'm gonna sleep off this breakfast and head out. Wish me luck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good luck with the train.

[Bobbo]

What could possibly go wrong? Genders on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rush.

[Bobbo]

Limo power on loan from turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, J.D. how many people are marching?

[J.D. Ryan]

1100 people coming up from Honduras. And they are headed to the United States. Hard to believe, but a lot of them are persecuted. Transgender people, lesbian. I totally thought he made it up, but I'm sorry, he's right. God, that one I would never have seen coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that the old esteemed Cluck Norris is going to join the march also. But we'll get to him later.

[Bobbo]

That'll be interesting. What's he doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know. I heard he was playing pool up in Oklahoma this weekend, but now here he's marching across my dangerous place. For a chicken, this guy is something else. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radios are calling number 800, 800 radio radio. When are they going to reach the United States? I would guess. Are they going to hit the Texas border?

[J.D. Ryan]

California?

[Charlie]

What border?

[J.D. Ryan]

The story is four days ago. So they're coming, I would imagine.

[Bobbo]

The Mexican border, Brownsville.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like missiles are coming at us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S like Kim Jong Un never fired off. But here they come from Honduras.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does it take to cross Mexico by foot?

[Bobbo]

I mean, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done it by dune buggy.

[Bobbo]

They're halfway. That took them a week. So maybe by next Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are they playing? I mean, don't they know that Trump is. Is hard on.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're gonna get here, and it's gonna be a big thing. And cnn, what are we gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all these transgender now?

[Caller]

What do we do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Piece of all time.

[Bobbo]

They were. It was the most fascinating piece I've read.

[John Clay Wolf]

24 hour whole coverage on this. This could be like our whole stepping stone into the next level of broadcasting. This might be next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Live from the wall, right? Interviewing the transgenders. I can't wait. I wish it was then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they're coming onto the wall. They are big Floyd saying about this.

[Bobbo]

It's just like a. A who album cover. I remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller]

Radio show sucks this morning. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

I'm from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How's your radio show?

[Caller]

I. Radio show science.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, what's bothering you about it?

[Caller]

Trying to listen to a good radio. I need to get it together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll work on it. Thank you. We do need to get it together, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley is the. I think. I think we're going in and out on the satellite, correct? Yeah, yeah. The distribution is broken. And again. And he's. We're sorry.

[Charlie]

Keep going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I've got a 1997 Chevy Blazer with 196,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

I was wondering, what's the minimum I could get for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The minimum would be zero. The minimum would be you owe me a little bit to pick it up.

[Charlie]

Right?

[Caller]

I. You know, sounds about right. Sounds about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll give negative $100. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars in the air. We'll be right back. O Barakuda.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I think we got that worked out. Sorry guys, had some connectivity issues. Westwood One satellite and we talk. We. We go to Westwood. Westwood goes to. Y' all got all whomper jaw and screwed up, so we'll just start over. There is a transvestite caravan coming across the Moab Desert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Moab down in Mexico? No Moab.

[Bobbo]

They're just coming across Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just coming across Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mojave Desert is somewhere else.

[John Clay Wolf]

That doesn't sound as sexy though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob always found photos on. I thought he was joking. Bob always found photos. We put it on the Facebook page. Bob, did you upload it to the Facebook page?

[Bobbo]

No. I haven't had any Internet for a little while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just such a jerk.

[Bobbo]

But you asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had Internet to put it on the Facebook page. You're just too damn lazy and you don't take instructions to from me. Just tell the truth.

[Bobbo]

Tell the truth. I do have trouble with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, see, he's like a bad dog. A wore out dog. If you ask him to do it, like, tell him do it. N. No, no, I don't think I.

[Bobbo]

Want to go get the stick right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you make it his idea. Yes. 800-800-7234. J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning. John Clay Wolf.

[Charlie]

Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, hardheaded. Bobo, Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Nuh, I'm cool. I'm really.

[J.D. Ryan]

You brought this whole transgender parade thing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a parade, it's a caravan. Van Morrison sang about it 1974.

[Bobbo]

I found it added some depth to the story as we're getting it in the mainstream media.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the transvestites going to do when they hit the border? The wall? Pink Floyd, Trump's border. I mean, what.

[Bobbo]

What bounce?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they going to climb the wall? Are we going to cut the wall down and let them in and give them sanctuary cities? I wouldn't.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn' wouldn't put it past him.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be a big deal when they get to the wall, man. When a. When a herd of transvestites reach the border, I mean, it's like the Good Night Loving trail, man.

[Bobbo]

I know it's real. And I'm not heading to the scales.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Fort Worth, Texas, cow town, just like they did back. You look at the 1930s, the deeply.

[Bobbo]

Deeply immersed Roman Catholic heritage of Central America. Okay? And I don't doubt that They've had a hard time getting out of where they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's bad. I was reading what during. While we were down.

[Bobbo]

It's pretty crazy, you know, what are they gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we gonna do?

[Bobbo]

What do you think they're gonna do? They're gonna be. They're gonna be fabulous is what they're gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fabulous. Are they gonna get past the border? We have. We have, you know, National Guard down there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to see their care packages. All right. You know, like, when you get to somewhere they have, you know, your pre packed stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome wagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run to Sam Moon and get some designer bags.

[J.D. Ryan]

Careful. The picture Bobbo showed, they were very well dressed and they were sitting on a very colorful blanket. It was. They didn't look like, you know, your regular refugees.

[Bobbo]

No, no, they. They look like, you know, college girls gone for spring.

[J.D. Ryan]

College.

[Charlie]

Hold on. I'm just tuning into this show here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

What the hell are y' all talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a transvestite caravan that's coming up from Mexico to America.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me. Transgender, Trans Honduras.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

That transvestites. And they are going to like Twisted Sister in their makeup and hair. They're not going to take it anymore. And they're coming here and they're marching like a biblical march across Mexico.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's why Trump's all up in arms right now. He wants to keep the transvestites out.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants to keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

A war. Every big world war has been started over a beautiful woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

More illegals from crossing the border illegally. Illegal is the big word there. Illegal. It's against the law.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there could be a special visa permit.

[J.D. Ryan]

There could be, but there won't be.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there could be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, anything possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

The pretty girls sometimes get bet. Bet Better terms.

[J.D. Ryan]

They could break on the Broadway show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lower monthly payments on your visa if.

[Bobbo]

You let them be apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would a transgender visa look like if they made a special one that was also like a easy get well card? Where would it be good? I think Sam Moons. Yeah, they have really good stuff that looks the part but is not the part. And it's at a discounted rate. Yeah. T.J. maxx, Houston and Dallas, Fort Worth. 800. 800-723-4. 800. You never got a knockoff bag at Sam Moons, Mama.

[Bobbo]

I'm not sure what Sam Moons is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a place to get fake Louis Vuitton and stuff.

[Bobbo]

Ah, okay. Yeah, Okay. I was thinking T.J. maxx.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they've got fake everything? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My kid, Maddox. Speaking of accessories.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to school day before yesterday and he's late. He's always late. He gets his late. He gets it from me, okay? And I'm like, we gotta go, man. I thought we've talked about this. Can't be late every day. Dad, I gotta find my belt. He's in fourth grade. Screw your belt. Get in the car, boy. I'll beat your ass with that belt if we find it. Get in the car. We're not going to be late, right? So we're driving to school. He doesn't say anything. He's got his little uniform on. No belt and just random. This kid doesn't listen to my. He's kind of a weird little kid, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's different. He's not weird. Stop it. He's different. You know, Johnny Cash is different also.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just. He pops off. Johnny Cash's stomach got ripped apart by an emu. And the only thing that saved his life from his guts spilling out and dying is his belt.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What in the world? That's what I thought. Mike, you didn't even know who Johnny Cash is. Yeah, yeah. Name me two songs. Bring a Fire in one piece at a time.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, did he really.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knew the titles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm blown away. No, no, no. He knew that. John Bob, you might look up to see if Johnny Cash's stomach really got ripped apart by an emu. And if his belt saved his life.

[Bobbo]

Sure it didn't. But anybody trying to pass that story off is absolutely disregarding Johnny Cash's one true superpower.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[Bobbo]

The emus would never get to him because of his ring of fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. How can I help you?

[Caller]

Hey, I just heard you guys talking about knockoff purses. Yeah, and actually, you can't buy knockoff purses at Sam Moon. Samoon is just like their own brand, but Ross and Marshall and T.J. maxx. So real, like Louis Vuittons and stuff like that. They're just like. There's something wrong with them. There's a stitch that's messed up or something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought salmon. Did they not start as. Did that Sam Moon thing not start as a fake Louis Vuitton place?

[Caller]

It may have, but now it's just their own stuff. Like they've got luggage, now they've got home decor. I mean, it's like Huge now. But yeah, you can't buy any like knockoff purses. It's all their brand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is the best place for knockoff purses? Because we may be. You know, we did that Operation Airdrop back in the hurricane flood. We might run a bunch of knockoff purses down at the port or when the. When the caravan reaches Laredo.

[Randy]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, see, ma', am, you know, we. You got what? You think that's funny? Pablo. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Cash was nearly killed by an ostrich in 1981. Cash. If it weren't for the good and strong belt he was wearing, the ostrich would have easily killed him. This is a true story. And your son is amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a savant.

[J.D. Ryan]

How in the world did he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let him be late to school?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was right. He's in fourth grade, he's half Danish, he doesn't talk a lot. He plays a lot of video games.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir. Johnny Cash. Johnny Cash versus the ostrich video game was attacked. That would make sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

In 1981 if his belt saved his life. That's the most bizarre. This is more. Morning is so weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, Radio Turley. Man Bun is still harassing me online, emailing me. Yeah, he was. He was here fighting against Lieutenant Dan a couple of weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Who is another Who's a senior buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lt. Dan is the manager.

[Bobbo]

And he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lost a leg in the line of duty at the auto auction about three years ago.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Charlie]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Man Bun came here to try out for the team. He didn't make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Failed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we told him to leave. And then he wanted to. He started mouthing off at Lt. Dan. Lt. Dan Mount off back. And he threatened to take his other leg out. Do you have that audio handy? Sure, yeah. It don't matter who I think I'm talking to you to get the out of here. Don't tell me what the do. Don't curse at me. Just get back in your van and you can wait. Get you some. Okay, that's enough.

[Caller]

That's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's enough. That's enough. Get you some. You have that drop.

[Bobbo]

That's enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the. I mean, this is just the Texas. This is heard at every Texas high school party or college party. Get you some. Between. The highest time of that being said is between 12, 15, 15 and 1:40. One more time. Get you some. I've heard that line a lot around that time frame.

[Bobbo]

11 halfway through the second keg that's when that happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Normally right before I.

[John Clay Wolf]

1 halfway through the second keg you always. They ought to have a like a little teddy bear that you push that says get you some because tag it's gonna happen.

[Bobbo]

A lone star keg has a built in deal that'll say that for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800-800-7234. Good morning Texas. Good morning Louisiana. Good morning Oklahoma. Good morning caller number line one. What you want? You will get you some.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a 2014 F 354 wheel drive ranch front and back.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? Quick, quick miles, miles, miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

36.

[John Clay Wolf]

30. Right about 40 grand. 42 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a Look at it. GiveMeTheEven.com Put in your VIN number or your license plate. We'll buy your. You.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Givemethe vin.com presents.

[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[Caller]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Give me the vin. The John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the babies with Tom. Wait. This is a good song.

[Bobbo]

John Wayne.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Wayne. Not John Wayne. John Wayne. Good morning everyone. I don't know if it's cold in Houston today or not. We're in Dallas. Let me check because it's cold as hell up here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, 80 something yesterday and 40 this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sick. It's not helping them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and there's some kind of tiny damn precipitation falling out of this stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, just a miss hail too.

[Bobbo]

It's just snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas had hail yesterday.

[Hannah]

Misty.

[John Clay Wolf]

For me, this is the time of year we really got to watch out with hail in the. In the types of inventories we carry.

[J.D. Ryan]

So big scares 67 degrees and raining in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's still.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, but it's still warmer than it is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, I mean that's typical. Yeah, but it's colder than it is normal. So it's crappy in Houston, it's crappy in Dallas. Probably crappy in Oklahoma. It's probably crappy everywhere. So it's a good morning to put a little whiskey, Irish whiskey in your coffee. Now you just stay in your jammies and listen to your Alexa turn on the John Clevel show. I thought you'd never ask. Papo. Do you.

[Bobbo]

Do you quip with your Alexa?

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexa, what is my car's worth, huh?

[Bobbo]

Do you quip with your Alexa what's quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's live. Do you have one?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she's awesome.

[Charlie]

They're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they?

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't mind the fact that Google is eavesdropping on your home? They listen to every word.

[Bobbo]

In this case, it's Amazon, but whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't mind that, you just turn her off?

[Bobbo]

What the hell is she gonna see me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, do you turn it off during sex?

[Charlie]

Well, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You don't turn it off.

[Charlie]

Like your camera that you have in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your house, it's always on.

[Bobbo]

You don't turn it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey, get over there. Put hotel or Alexa.

[Bobbo]

No, because what if I need somebody to turn to?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you just put a spy in your house and you're okay with that?

[Bobbo]

She's in the bathroom.

[Charlie]

Jd, you have that Ring app that spies on your house, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but that's private. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. What does Alexa cost? What's the set of brother back?

[Bobbo]

50 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a security camera.

[Charlie]

But it's on the Interweb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, but it's secure. Google is listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Google.

[J.D. Ryan]

Google is listening to your Amazon.

[Bobbo]

Everybody's carrying a built in GPS in their pocket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, but they're not listening to every word you say. Every word you say.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but Alexa's cool, man.

[Randy]

Okay. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ever be upset when they got your door because you're smoking. Doping is there. You use that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexa, do these red strains in my marijuana make it more potent? Yes, and she'll tell you that comes from Puerto Rico. Yeah. Alexa knows there's a Rastafarian. Alexa.

[Bobbo]

Identifying your stash on hightimes.com, right? Yeah, exactly. She's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the cops are at the door.

[Bobbo]

Good morning, Alexa. Good morning. It's April 7, 2018.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's the. It's the lonely man's date.

[Bobbo]

Two years ago today, the great Merle Haggard died on his 79th birthday.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if it was a guy voice, you probably wouldn't have it in the house.

[Bobbo]

Nah, I wouldn't want. See, I don't want it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man. Amazon's brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you, like, have a long conversation with her?

[Bobbo]

I do. I actually do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the deepest, weirdest thing you've ever done with Alexa?

[Bobbo]

Okay, Alexa, sing me a song. And she's so hesitant. It's just like talking to myself. She's like, not sure I know about that. Come on, Alexa, sing me a song. I don't think I know any songs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit talking back, bitch.

[Bobbo]

Come on, Alexa, sing me a song. And she finally said, okay, here's a nice campfire song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she really?

[Bobbo]

And it starts. Drumming, guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

She's saying, here we are under the stars. Yeah, it's awesome. You have to teach her. You have to teach her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, of course.

[Bobbo]

I say, alexa, I love you. She says, that's very nice of you to say, but she won't say it back. But I'm going to teach her to say it back. It's like Planet of the Apes, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Having a serious problem having an affair with Alexa.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Buck Rogers, man. It all came true.

[Hannah]

But.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but, but lonely.

[Bobbo]

Guys, we're out of condoms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buck, this is gonna be their girlfriend, you know.

[Bobbo]

He got laid. Dude, Buck Rogers is cool. He was doing Matthew McConaughey before Matthew McConaughey was doing Matthew McConaughey.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how does that sound? Hey, tell me something, Davey.

[Bobbo]

You got more condoms on that helmet there? I've never heard we're out of condoms, Buck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never heard Buck Rogers talking about condoms. No.

[Bobbo]

Ever. Well, you weren't watching closely enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we were.

[Bobbo]

It was. It was in the innuendo under that helmet. Who's that chick that was on Buck Rogers? She was on Silver Spoons too, with little Ricky Schroeder. Remember? She was like the wannabe mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio. So we had. I had a couple of Porsche 993s, the old air cooled ones from the 90s last December. And then I was posting on Facebook about them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And somebody said, hey, what's mine worth? I worked on buying this guy's car for three and a half months, finally got it bought. Gave over retail for it.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Why really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it was a 1997 Porsche Targa with 13, 000 miles. And it was. He bought it new and it was just perfect. And those cars are in real high demand.

[Hannah]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was scared to death of this car. I bought this car just to brag that I had it in the auction lane just to bring traffic to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I've fully intended on losing money. And I offered the seller. We went back and forth forever. I finally said, okay, listen, you know, 75,000, whatever the number was, I'll guarantee that. No, no, I said, we'll do a high low over that. Anything above that. I offered to bring it in and sell it for him on consignment. Like partner it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he didn't want to let it go. I said, anything over 75 grand, we split. Anything under 75 grand, we split.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wouldn't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wouldn't do that. He want you to buy.

[Bobbo]

We went.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went on and on and on, and I'll be damned. It just shows you can't pay too much for a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that car broke, ran, jumped the fence and is still running across the horizon. Really? I've never seen anything like it. Just all over the country, just boom, boom, boom, boom.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was like, okay, that's your sixth sense, man. You have it.

[Bobbo]

And the weirdest thing I did do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old, sell that at the end, there's no doubt. Get you some rawhide.

[Bobbo]

Same.

[J.D. Ryan]

Might have made a couple of bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, that car won. It made money. And the poor guy, not poor, but I'm sure he was disappointed. I'm sure he heard about it. He had the opportunity to do the 50, 50 split with me. I offered it to him, and I meant every bit of it. I'll. I'll partner with you above, you know, 100 grand will go above anything above, we split. Anything below, we split.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people just don't have that gamble in them.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do. You do it all the time. It's no big deal for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah, it was a big deal because, I mean, when you're. When you're offering that much money above book, that's stupid. You know, you start like, what am I doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

But again, you're 6th cents, man. It's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that one was weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

I explained that somebody this week about how you just. When I first met you, it was the weirdest thing because you could walk down a line of cars and go, yes, yes, yes. No, no. Yes, yes. Let's go. And I'm like, how the hell did you just do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Years of running. JD Do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess so.

[Bobbo]

I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess so.

[Bobbo]

Bits Better have my money.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Just like Cluck Norris. He knows how to pick his hands. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. And, you know, I had a McLaren the other day that got old on the dealer, and we brought it back for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you say got old on a dealer, they just can't keep it very long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, no. Yeah. I mean, the market changes. You try something for several months, you don't get it sold. Okay? And he wants to bust out of it. Nothing came down like $15,000. Four months. You got to watch out on some of these cars. The big ones have nowhere to go but down. These cars, that started huge price tags. I mean, we had that. We had a Mercedes coupe this week. Sold it for $85,000 MSRP on it was 150 and it was only two years. You own.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ouch. Somebody ate that. How about the day?

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemethevin.com. we buy expensive cars left and right. We love the good ones. We love the. Oh, I don't mean 1974 Shelby Chevelle. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got a new transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about good cars. 08s with 80, not 08s with 180. We'll buy them. But 08 with 80 will. Will surprise you. 08 with 180. We won't surprise you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Surprised.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 with 180, you'll probably. You'll be surprised. It'll be the other way. But yeah, good low mileage cars. I mean, I had a 07 Lexus LS with 27, 000 miles in wide first year. That body style. So it looks like the up to whatever year it was. 2013. Oh, my God, that car was wonderful. You know, extra clean. Book on it was like 17 grand. And I give like 24. And they're like, what are you doing? You're crazy. You're out of damn mind. But I mean, go find another one. It's a white car, first year, the new body style with 10,000 miles or whatever, you know, super, super low clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Avoid the demons. What are they doing now? Are they still.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've sold the last two that have been wholesaled, and we've sold them both back of way. Back of MMR. 10,000 back.

[Bobbo]

Hell no, Bray. Poor Los Diego is floor plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody that bought those for speculation in the dealer world, you know, we're screwing up the market by blowing them out. Because you look at comps, it's like real estate.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look at comparable sales, and when you see an MMR Dallas Demon. Dallas Demon at 110 and 110 and everybody else is at 125. That's me at 110. I sold them both. But they get mad at me because I screwed up the market. Well, guess what? I pay for this stuff with cash and I'm gonna sell it.

[Randy]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't park them on a floor plan. I don't sit there and look at them and wait for a sunnier day. We're on a liquid market. We buy right now, we sell right now. Sometimes it hurts like hell, sometimes you smile real big. But the average works out. That's all we do. Allan, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey. Hey. What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

2,000. What do we got? I see 2010 platinum with a buck 35 leather roof. Nav. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's the pearl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Pearl white. We got Dave, Alan, and Tammy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Hi, Tammy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna do a duet for us this morning. It's Tammy and George. So y' all live in Gainesville in G ville? Yeah, one of my best friends lives up there off of 82, next to the airport.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all go to Rednecks with Paychecks a couple weeks ago? I mean, that things turned into, like, nascar. Speaking of nascar, we're gonna give away some tickets to the tms. To the tms. NASCAR races here for today's tonight's race.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

At Texas Motor Speedway. And it'll be affiliated with our Facebook page. Okay. 2010 F150 Platinum with 135. Is this rig worth 15 grand? Is that right? Oh, yeah, that's about right. I'll buy it. You want to sell it?

[Caller]

15?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so.

[Bobbo]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up. If I got to be exactly specific. Does 15 buy it?

[Caller]

N. Let's do 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you'll do 15. Okay, let me look her up. Hold on. 1:35 on the clock, right?

[Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Platinum, pearl, white leather, Rift Nav. Where's the title? In my hand. That'll work. That'll work. That'll work. I'm gonna look at. I know. I'm. I right there. On the cusp of the miles being too high. Ford. Are y' all coming to Fort Worth today by chance or Dallas?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I can just take you just bring it on in. Is a six cylinder, an eight.

[Caller]

It's night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 2010 Ford F150 Platinum 135, 000 miles. Five four cor. Crew cab. Four wheel drive with 135 on the clock. Hang on. Very clean. I am a little high, aren't I? I am on the high side of it. You're right. He was trying to tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 14 do it? 14's still high. No. Oh, listen to him. Oh, look, the whole fam. Mother in law's chiming in on that one. So what. Why does. Why does. What is 14 not buy it? Because I said 15.

[Caller]

Was pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it to me. Get you. You bring it to me at 15 grand. Bring it. Bring it to the office and. And we'll write a check for it, go to givemetheven.com. and I'm not gonna pay the extra 250 to come get it, but you can bring it in. I'll write a check for It. We've got checks. Checks already.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come today, go to. Give me the bin. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. That's what happens when you go. Sometimes I overbid them and I overbid that one. That just cost you about fifteen hundred dollars. No, it did. I mean, hey, we make mistakes. I'm a gambling man. I can't help it. Speaking of gamblers, how is Jordan Speeds doing?

[Charlie]

He's not doing great. He did good. The first day he was actually leading, but now he's about four strokes back. He had a little bit of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard day yesterday in the masters. Did you see that shot where he bounced it off the water? Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

That was in the practice round, the par three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that intentional?

[Charlie]

Yeah, they do that to goof off, kind of show off.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've off the water, skipped it like.

[Charlie]

You skip a rock.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could skip a golf ball like that.

[Charlie]

You got to just hit it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, it was cool.

[Bobbo]

Right across the water trap up into the green.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was beautiful. Curved back and, like, came right down to the cup. It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was. That was photoshop.

[Charlie]

Those guys, that's all they do.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's actual, man.

[Charlie]

They. All they do is just hit balls on the range.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you get bored, you do certain things good. Porsches, good. Corvettes, good. All the good stuff. Please call in. We want to buy it. I'm buying with both hands. I want to spend. If we spend $5 million buying cars, I'd be very happy. Be right back.

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Rex.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 GMC Sierra SLT with 55,000 miles, four wheel drive, crew cab leather. What color?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tan. Does it have a clean car?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's very clean. I bought it a year ago with 35 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 55 on it now it's got to be worth. Sounds like a. Sounds like a. Sounds like a 25G rig to me. 24, 23. 23.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's close. I mean, probably closer to 25 or 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com Put your license plate number in there and build it. The computer will spit it back and we'll try to get it bought. And we, we have a. We have a pickup person in Amarillo. Good morning, Paul, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, fellas, Good morning. I'm very impressed with your show and your knowledge as a first time caller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller]

My question is a little bit different. I don't necessarily just have a local vehicle for sale. My question is we buy and sell open store cars and I'm wondering if you guys know anything about a market in Asia for that. I've heard there's a lot of folks with, you know, a deep or a desire for old American restoration.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Babo has brought over a bunch of young Asians that. Well, actually he got Rick. The police came by his house to talk to him about it. About was it three weeks ago. Made the paper in the buoy news.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was crazy deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's been importing. You know, Art vandalay is an importer, exporter. Bobo is importer. We don't know much about exporting Asians.

[Caller]

I see.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I gave up on Haiti years ago, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Normally the Asians are coming this way. Oh, is he talking about cars? Oh, really?

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Little supremes for you this morning here on Soul 73. I talked to Tom Kelly for a while after the show. You know, we're talking about shotgun tom. Shotgun Tom kelly. For those who don't know, doing our stuff out in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

What famous. Famous disc jockey? Oh, yeah, very famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always hits the post every single time. Good morning, everyone. Location. Seattle.

[Hannah]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Seagoville. Big difference. Big difference. Just a little Jim. In Seattle. I mean Seagoville. Good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

04F350 with. Does it have leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like them with two wheel drives. I mean, I like them. Yeah, but I mean the money differential is massive. Is it a dually or. Or a single wheel?

[Caller]

No, it's a single wheel short.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better. Long.

[Caller]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six. Three. Does it have the six, three problems? I'm sorry. Six. Oh. Six. Oh. 6.0 liter.

[Caller]

Now this is a gas. Five, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it just like a roofing truck? Like a Mexican landscaping truck?

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, man, this is. This is a nice truck. I haul my race cars with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It's a nice truck. I'm just looking for. I'm looking for like a dually or something. I mean I might, if you guys, I might even be willing to trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't, I don't sell to the public. I don't sell. I don't even have a license to sell to the public intentionally. We buy cars. We do. One thing we buy. I think that's what everybody likes about us is we're not trying to sell them anything.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because everybody else that says we buy cars. Yeah, they do. But when you get in there, they're gonna put you in a headlock.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at this. But look at this one. Look at this one. Yeah. I mean, and while you're here, where are my keys?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we don't find.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just an online trading [e-mail]. you can go in there and you get it. You can get an offer on your goods. You can wait on the scale. You can take it or you can leave it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I can tell you right now you're going to leave my offer on this. You're not going to like what I got to say about a.04. I like the miles though.

[Caller]

But yeah, yeah, it's very low mileage. Like I say, man, it's a real nice truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got.

[Caller]

Got brand new wheels, brand new tires. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see a picture of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking so between 5 and 10,000, I just got to see it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Caller]

All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. You give me the vin.com. that's who sponsors this program. And they buy cars immediately. And the system will give you a number the second you put your license plate number in. And build the profile. Takes about 45 seconds. Conor McGregor, post fifty thousand dollar bond or bound. What does that mean? Charged with three. Oh, he's bonded out. Oh, whoa, whoa. The fighter got in trouble. Charged with three counts of misdemeanor assault and felony felony criminal mischief.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this guy that threw the. He's a little Irishman barrier at a bus?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I saw that video.

[Charlie]

Broke the window.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[Charlie]

Shattered all over the fighters that were fighting in the tonight's card.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's mad because he got thrown out, right?

[Charlie]

No, they stripped his belt because he hasn't fought in a while. Because he's making all the millions off of stupid fights like Mayweather fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they strip the belt just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's fought well?

[Charlie]

Because it's been sitting there for a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ufc. When he did Mayweather, he did boxing, right?

[Charlie]

Yeah. When he did that whole stunt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so they took away his belt. So he got mad.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he threw a little fit.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice. In jail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that work?

[Charlie]

Was. It's 50 grand short.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's he gonna fight a UFC guy?

[Charlie]

That's a great question. That's what everybody wants him to do, but he's just kind of. He wants to pick his own fights so he can continue to keep winning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the rules of stripping a.

[Charlie]

Brother'S belt if it's vacant for a year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, a year.

[Charlie]

Yeah. And it's been a year. So that's what they did then.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the rules.

[Charlie]

They just do something when he not just. Only just damaged a bus, but the glass shattered on fighters that were supposed to be fighting tonight. And cut him up, Cut him up. They can't fight tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Charlie]

So that's also hurting the. The card for ufc. So Dana was not very happy about.

[J.D. Ryan]

That crappy thing to do.

[Charlie]

Dana White, of course, the commission for ufc. Yeah, it's a. It's a big mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj Pre K you up, you own, you hear? Is it time? I want to hear this week's episode of White, Black, Latino or Other. It's one of my favorite parts of each day's presentation.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street time for everybody's favorite.

[Charlie]

Gangster name, White, Black, Latino or other, where I read a crime story. Y' all tell me the ethnicity. Okay, so today we got. You know, if you gonna be a player, you gotta pay attention to your lady friends. Cause if you don't you can end up with a wildcat like this. And we got a little lady down in Florida, no surprise, who got big mad after a man had forgot their anniversary. She went in at old boy with the left, a right and an uppercut. But you know, technology is damning these days. So the forgetful pimp pulled out his phone, got his anniversary ass whooping on video. Police pulled up and saw the footage and ol Ronda Rousey over there said, yeah, I did it. So she was hauled away for domestic battery, which is just a misdemeanor. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a lot of white women get real mad at me. I haven't ever been beat up. But you know, if, if could have, could have been attempted. I'm gonna go white with a volatility.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go Hispanic. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know those peppers, easy, they get hot. All right, they're passionate. They're passionate, ladies.

[Hannah]

Passionate.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Passionate Bobo.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna say African. Without prejudice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, all right. Without prejudice. So it's. Everybody has had an incident with a woman that took a swing at him.

[Bobbo]

All he did was forget the anniversary history and she's gonna beat him up, physically abuse him.

[Charlie]

Ah, sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

You've seen a sister get angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that they're that calendar oriented. I don't think sisters are that big into it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, but then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's the white part. That's the white part of this.

[Bobbo]

Then while she's doing it, what does he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He pulls out a phone and starts videoing.

[Bobbo]

That's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's very white. The whole thing's white.

[Hannah]

Is it?

[Bobbo]

I don't do that.

[Charlie]

You know what? Asian. I'm going Asian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very technical. Tech.

[Bobbo]

Tech cameras.

[Charlie]

Yeah, yeah. And their anniversary weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you think about it, black man's not going to think to whip out his. No, hang on. Not think, but doesn't care enough. I, I imagine Uncle Roy getting whipped down by. By a woman.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna reach for his phone. No, he's gonna reach for her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, calm her down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just calm her down in his way. Calm her down the straight way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Loving way.

[Bobbo]

Why hit me so hot?

[J.D. Ryan]

Loving way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, what's the answer?

[Charlie]

Well, all fingers point to Caucasian on this one man. 35 year old Carol Stone.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was wanting a stone. See, it was. She was that angry. The only way to get a white woman that angry is by not Give them something. Monetary value. And it wasn't the fact he forgot the damn anniversaries that he forgot to buy or anything. So he got his ass whipped. He deserved it. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back. Una momento, por favor.

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[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Good morning. Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas. I think we bleed over into New Mexico too. Christy. Hello. How the hell are you? Middle in Texas. Hello. How the hell are you? I would go to El Paso, man, but my Spanish. All I know is job site Spanish. Can you speak Spanish?

[Bobbo]

Oh, Spanish is easy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do it. Speaking of different nationalities, I've been really banging on our IT guy, Rob. Yes. To get us some more programmers. You have heard me talk about it. Sure, on the air. We need PHP developers. GiveMeTheVen.com has grown tremendously and we're doing a lot of IT work. We need PHP developers. If you know anybody in the Fort Worth area that does that, fits that bill, go to [e-mail] but. So I walk up, I get off the elevator, and I see this Indian guy sitting there, okay. In the front room. Like, I know what that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that? Oh, okay. Developer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I just. Just from 20ft away when I see this guy, he just had the look like straight out of the Simpsons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Php.

[John Clay Wolf]

Php, not pcp. I got you like Rob got us a developer. So I'm sitting there and he's sitting behind the computer. I'm real happy because I. We really need him back.

[Bobbo]

Need him bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he was. He was a fake, man. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean fake?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a fake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fake How?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I was like, basically threatening Rob with his whole existence if he didn't get. He just grabbed an Indian and stuck him in the lobby.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like the. At the rodeo when you take the. The clown and put the broom handle behind him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He stuck an Indian in the front room. It's a child behind a laptop paying him $8 an hour just to sit there and say he doesn't speak English when I walk by. Oh, that's great. This went on for three days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brilliant if you think about it. Pretty smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he hadn't found one yet because I really got mad at him. He said, I just wanted you to he's like, dude, I needed you to get off my ass. I got to get this job done. So I just stuck that guy out there to shut him up. He's like, I paid him myself and he can write some code.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's like a pledge party for the richie rich fraternity on campus. They got the side room with jug dash, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's great.

[Caller]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

It's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably got. Just bought a stand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see him out there? Sterling?

[Charlie]

Yeah. Lieutenant Dan is the one that brought him to my attention. He's like, hey, should we start being.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit worried?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Charlie]

I was like, what are you talking about? Well, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the redneck in him was. Yeah, yeah. Everybody's a racist, aren't they?

[Charlie]

And he wouldn't be racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the redneck thinks he's got a terrorist. Embarrassed. And I mean, I. And I'm. And I think I've got a computer developer.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just a guy. He's been here for two weeks. Two weeks from Pakistan. Two weeks. Fresh off the boat. It's like Rob went down to Houston, down to the port and, like, had a sign up, free. Free room and board. Just come on, you know, Just sit here and be quiet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't talk to John. Do whatever you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like in the Oscars. They have the people that come in just sit in the seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he.

[Charlie]

What was he doing on his computer for a week?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cody in Houston. 04 Passat with 200,000 miles, man. I mean, that's. That's a 200 car.

[Caller]

200 car. It's standard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I mean, 04 Passat with 200,000 Miles. First of all, it never should have made it that far. Second of all, nobody wants the parts because the miles are too high. Third of all, it's just. It's all. It's just. It's nothing. It costs me more to handle that shipping and handling on that car. It's like buying the 99 cent item in the shipping. Handling on it's $2.40.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cost you more to get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Raider. Nice cars. Good cars. Expensive cars calling right now. I will buy them. I'll do a whole damn lightning round. If you guys want to load the phones up. What time?

[J.D. Ryan]

We haven't done that a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't done that in a long time. You guys want to call in 800? 800 radio, give me year, make, model, and miles. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Dj, I'll load them all up. Dj Pre K. This is a good time. And I will just crank through them five. You know, we did like 22 and three minutes. It's been a long time. I haven't done. Dude, I haven't done that. I haven't done this in two years.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would call up if I was you. Because Church John is a tendency to throw more money at stuff when he's in a hurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So now the ADD kicks in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's like, okay, just get it done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Animal from the Muppets. The drummer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you get that? You get that? Let me just. I want this done.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. And then once you hang up with me, then go to givemetheven.com and load it back up and confirm it. What's going on in the news? J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is going on in the news? John brought it up. A man in Ohio has been charged with domestic violence after allegedly attacking a woman with a pizza. Kenneth Evans, 24, was arrested. The alleged victim told the responding officers that the incident began inside the car as they were driving home with the said pizza. At one point, Evans hit the woman in the face with the pizza. Kenneth was charged with assault with a deadly whopping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida is like the pound.

[Bobbo]

So bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like. I know all the. It's like this animal pound.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think there's actually a website, weird stuff in Florida or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there is. It's the nastiest, scummiest people on the earth. They all make it to Florida. And, you know, I noticed this. Lease Plan usa. No, not lease. What's it called? Lease Something. The largest used car dealer that only buys cars. Let me start over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a dealership in Southern Florida that sells more cars than anybody in the country.

[Randy]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

At one location. Okay. And all they buy is bad Carfax, bad. Auto checks, bad. Cars bad. They buy. They buy. Only buy stuff that has problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's a little bit cheaper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sell more cars than anybody in the country. And it's. It's because they're in Florida. And so, I mean, raggedy people are attracted to raggedy things. Yes. And that. It just goes to show you that Florida is the. The ultimate magnet for all the rags.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. There's some beautiful places in Florida, but you're right, there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about the mass.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right. The mass people have A tendency to go to Florida when the race is over, if you know what I'm saying. The life is kind of out of them and they're done and they've spent their.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's something going on there.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's how Florida started.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the crappiest cars wound up in Florida.

[Bobbo]

If you look at your US history, that's how Florida started as its own state. It was a state of. Of outlaws and people who'd been kicked out of every other decent territory or. Or colony.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. Hey, get on the mic with me real quick. Dj, you hear? Dj, can you hear me? What's up? You got you. Obviously you're banked out, right?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna have to go. I just need year model miles. Don't even write them down. Just go fast. You're gonna have to just go fast. Load this up. Let's get it.

[Charlie]

They want the lightning round again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lightning round again? Yeah. What we seem. Baba, what were you saying about why you want to move to Florida?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's just perfect for me, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outlaw. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Here an outlaw.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that's Austin, Texas.

[Bobbo]

No, Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Austin.

[Bobbo]

Cool, man. Austin's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's sort of like the islands, St. Thomas and the people. There's two kinds of people that go down. There are very wealthy people that have money and can spend it, and then there's just the people that are at the end of their riot, the end of the ride, if you will. The they're done and that's where they go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do a contest on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page to give away tonight's tickets to the tms, the Texas Motor Speedway. Y' all come up with some kind of contest and we'll do it during the next break. Because I don't even have one thought about yet. You better believe it, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

So gotta get those tickets. You said they have to come by and pick them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're gonna have to come in Fort Worth, Texas to pick them up.

[Randy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that we'll figure that out. But we will be giving those away to soon. Yeah, Rob really did hire an Indian dude and just stuck there. We buy RVs and motorcycles and [e-mail] as well. No boats. No boats. But we bought four RVs this week. Two coaches and two pull behind trailers. What's so funny?

[Bobbo]

What are you doing? J.D. what was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I also want to do a contest for a listener. That where they spend the day at the auction. Not with me there's a lot of people that really like that side of our crap. Sure. And I think we should do something for like the mega fan.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can hang out. Hang out with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Then come to the auction on Wednesday, stand there for 15 minutes and watch it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is pretty cool. It really is fun to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did this years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael.

[Charlie]

I love the cap of 15 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Charlie]

That's all I can stand. Just 15 minutes of you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I mean, they stay longer, but then you stand next to me for 15 minutes. There you go. Yeah. I mean, dude, it's a pretty intense thing. My wife came last Wednesday and she and her mother were standing there for 20 minutes in front of me before I ever noticed them.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, I totally get that. You're so focused.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so focused.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean.

[Charlie]

Probably why she left.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she. That. That was from a while back. That was from a year ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but that's still. That energy and that level of focus is there every week. I listen to it because I come. I've walked through the office before and they play it in here. I was like, God, that gives me a headache to listen to it for five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm gonna lightning round this stuff. We've got two and a half minutes before we go to break. Let's just do it. Turley. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I've got some junk in here. I've got some. Some bad described cars. Just everybody do the rest. Ready? 92s. 10 with 85. Good morning, what's your name?

[Caller]

Hi, my name is J.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean, pretty clean. 85,000 miles. I think it's a thousand dollar car if it's nice. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Cadillac CTSV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a wagon or a regular or coupe?

[Caller]

Regular coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coop. Coop. Coop. Cooper couped. How many miles?

[Caller]

33,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

40. $40,000. Next. Good morning. 17 Honda Civic with 50,000 miles. Leather. Cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

50,000 miles. 50,000 miles on a 17?

[Caller]

Yeah. Then I was using it for work. Not was an Uber, but it was a something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you mewling weed to Denver or out of Denver?

[Caller]

How did you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just looks like it. Go to givethevent.com. load it up. I'm thinking it's worth 12 grand. 10 grand right around there. Miles are big. 93 Corolla with 242s worth 300.

[Caller]

You there, sir? I'm at TMS, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 300. There you go. 11 LS 460 with 67. Oh, I like that car. I need to look that one up though. Hey, 20 grand. You there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load that up. I'm thinking 20 grand off the cuff, but I think it might be worth a little bit more. Good morning. Who's this? What you got?

[Caller]

Hello, this is Wayne. Wayne, Toyota Camry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller]

09.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

115.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder or four?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does. Does a 5,000 Baht. If. If it does, go to givemetheven.com and sell it. 69 Road Runner with 22,000 miles. I'm gonna need to look at that one online. Okay, go to the website.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alrighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number or your VIN 14. Chevrolet Cruz LTZ with 45. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 7,000 buy it? Does 8,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Probably closer to eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to give theevin.com load it up. 12 VW GTI with 81. Is it a two door, four door? It's a GTI though. It's a hot rod, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a GTI.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 6,000 buy it. Volkswagen 6,000.

[Caller]

No, seven. No, keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. All right, we'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't pay exorbitant monthly fees to basic cable or any satellite TV network. His mom's Netflix account works just fine since she died. Instead of using sugar, Splenda or Sweet N Low in his coffee, he's found it's more handy to drink Eagle brand milk straight from the can. Now that's a chaser. He prefers his cars to be wide over tan with the Chevrolet logo emblazoned on the back. Just like his women. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Yeah buddy.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Can't you just see Samantha taking the main stage right now? This isn't the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the stripper song. I mean it's Def Leppard, like seaside song. And this is like afternoon stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, this is the first song. They said they danced it too. This would be the warm up. And then she comes after girls, girls, girls.

[Hannah]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

Top off. Second song.

[Charlie]

We should ask Hannah. She's in the green room right now. Resident?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Tell her to come in. I want to bid this car real quick and then we'll come in. Hey, Josh and Dallas in 09. Hannah, come on in. 093.35 with 50. What color? Josh, you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

093.35 Turbo BMW with 56,000 miles. Is it a two door? Five, four door.

[Caller]

The four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a base sticker, automatic. All right. And does it have a paddle? Shifters?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, on the paddles. Okay. What color?

[Caller]

It's base gray with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a clean carfax or. Or not. Bad carfax in a nice car. I'll give $10,000.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's average MMR on the car. $6,000. I'm looking at it right now. I'll give $10,000 if it's a nice one. If it's got issues, check engine, lights, needs turbo serviced, all that. We'll have to adjust from there. Do you want to sell it?

[Hannah]

I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Josh. 808. Hit it. Hit a car. 4, 000 over MMR. Wow. Well, you know, bite bones. No soup for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I. But I won't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony? Nope. Stuff Dominion for you. For everyone else, please go to givemetheven.com Josh. No soup for him. Troy and Rockport at 0508. Honda Civic Si with a buck 60 has got to be worth four grand. If it's nice, maybe three. Three, three, three. It's a Si, right?

[Caller]

Yes, that's correct. With the six speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard when the Si goes by what the Aztec noise it makes?

[Charlie]

I mean the.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the. The VTEC kicks in. Have you heard it?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever heard the sound it makes when it goes by.

[Caller]

Angry bumblebee?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It goes, I'm gay, gay, gay. It's like if you're watching a VTECH race. That's what it sounds like when I'm flying by. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hannah, get your butt in here.

[Bobbo]

She is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, babe. Morning.

[Hannah]

Step upstairs. Just bring my ass, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where have you been?

[Hannah]

God, I'm having a cruddy time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? You're mumbling, honey. Speak up.

[Hannah]

They've ruined post spring break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who has ruined post spring break?

[Hannah]

Okay, after spring break, you come back from Myrtle beach, which is the best spring break for strippers in the whole country?

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go ahead.

[Hannah]

That's just the right place to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just think Daytona beach would be better.

[Hannah]

Okay, so after. Okay, you go to, like, Victoria, Texas, or Tucson, somewhere down on the border. It's great money because all the rich married guys go to these golf vacations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's right.

[Podbean Announcer]

That's right.

[Caller]

That's right.

[Hannah]

And they're the strip club. Every night you can make $2,000 a day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the rich guy.

[Hannah]

And not even dance. Just walk around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you pay tax on that money?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, John.

[Hannah]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't mean sales tax.

[Hannah]

I never heard of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he doesn't mean sales tax.

[Hannah]

Not in Arizona.

[Bobbo]

Arizona.

[Hannah]

But now when you go down there, it's all National Guard guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, but they don't have any cash.

[Hannah]

And they're not married guys. They don't have any money at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're national.

[Hannah]

Oh, my gosh. How's it Chick Fil A and Chel.

[J.D. Ryan]

And a Chick Fil A?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably not.

[Hannah]

You go to a place like either Chick Fil A why? Or Taco Buena. Because the line is so long.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Hannah]

You stand there a long time. Oh, and the guys look at you up and down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but don't you think the manager.

[Hannah]

You share a little s over here, and they're gonna say. They're gonna say, where do you work? What are you doing? My name is Bobby. And you introduce yourself and say, well, I'm doing at the Star Mr. Club and come see me. And look out for camo. First of all, camo in the middle of the day. Why in Tucson?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Hannah]

Because they're all deer hunter. National Guard dies from Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Again, no cash.

[Hannah]

President Bush sent down there to Tucson. They've got no money. And they come to the bars and.

[J.D. Ryan]

All they did President Trump.

[Hannah]

They take a $20 bill, right, and cut it into singles. Well, there's 15 dancers and 15 guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? They just look like they're getting. It's just like eating popcorn.

[Hannah]

You know, I made $14 in three days in Tucson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Hannah, we got to keep moving. Sweetheart. You look great.

[Caller]

Look.

[Hannah]

$Anybody want to let down?

[John Clay Wolf]

You look younger than you did three years ago when you started coming on my boobies. I love it. Madonna and Britney.

[Hannah]

Oh, God, D, you're so hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honey, my wife's listening. Be. Be easy.

[Hannah]

I love her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's hot. Maybe I. Y' all can all. Okay, we'll take her to the club.

[Hannah]

God, give me friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. On my Right. Hey, what's up, Bobbo on my left. Hey, Bobbo. It's the Texas Motor Speedway race week in Fort Worth, Texas.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no. They're already out there too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they've been out there since Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got. We're giving tickets away to tonight's bushcar race. And I asked Bobbo to come up with a contest that includes the show Facebook page. Baba. What'd you come up with?

[Bobbo]

Bad news. And they're not doing it. Okay, okay. They're not doing what the Honduran Caravan includes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. We've got people that just tuned in. So there, there's a.

[Bobbo]

That's why I'm resetting it Trans.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you just went straight to Honduran Caravan. So it. There's a troop. There's a troop. There's a cattle drive of Honduran transvestites coming up across Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right now coming to the U.S. do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a rawhide.

[Bobbo]

Get em up. Move them on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Oh, a little Van Morrison Caravan. That always helps.

[Bobbo]

A slight cross section of the group of the caravan are transgender from Honduras.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is real.

[Bobbo]

They have a very hard time. No, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to John Clay Wolf show while you're listening to this on Facebook. And we have John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And go ahead, Bob.

[Bobbo]

We have posted their picture on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page stage with this caveat play to win TMS Texas Motor Speedway tickets. These charming transgender Honduran pilgrims are members of a girl band. Let's just say what's the best name for their group? Best band name wins the prize, man. And there's a picture of them having a picnic on their pretty blanket with their.

[Charlie]

This picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I saw. They're very colorful and friendly. They don't look like they're in terrifying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you don't know if you're looking at the Go Go's or the bangles.

[Bobbo]

The one in the middle actually looks like one of those girls from high school that used to always stand outside the gym that smoking in the quote smoking section that you. You might could. You might could get on a Saturday night if nobody else is around. She's pretty like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're taking this photo that's on the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook. And if you name that girl band.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Justin Booth, you can't say that somebody's posting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Justin, not the Dixie Chicks, but chicks with hey in Dixie.

[Charlie]

It's how the spelling. It's all it is. I was Just spelling it'd be all right. Yeah, you could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chicks and Dixie, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take your cat dancing shoes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Metallica? No, James Rays. I don't think Metallica fits them. Lipstick. But remember, see, here's the problem with our contest. They're so fun, people just start con doing them even though they don't want the tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so we'll. Whoever has the best thing will give them the tickets. But you've got to come to Fort Worth, Texas, to our studio today, right now to pick them up. I'm not meeting you. I'm not getting out of my jammies. I'm not going to do damn thing for you. I'll give you the tickets. Yeah, you can bring your ass over here and we'll give you the address and pick them up. If you want to sell us your car and bring that car too, that's fine, whatever. 800-800-7234. Chicks and Dixie.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're near camp buoy and I 30 if you wanted in Fort Worth, just in case people wanted to kind of get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kill him. Not me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, Michael in Arkansas in 06 Ford Freestyle with 155,000. I don't want it.

[Bobbo]

You there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. I just don't want it. I'd rather have Chicks and Dixie playing in the background.

[Bobbo]

The Hose Tuckers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did this store? The H. Tuckers.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hose Tuckers, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobbo]

That's the Hose T. Tuckers. Daily Beloved.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure we can beat that.

[John Clay Wolf]

One, but it's possible. It's awesome.

[Bobbo]

I can't be.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the trucker band? The. The Dead Roll Truckers? The Driveway Truckers? The Something's Truckers?

[Bobbo]

Mother Truckers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. That was a good play on words. But the host Tuckers. Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and call a winner.

[Bobbo]

A winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I be what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Give.

[Bobbo]

Give them a little time. You let them percolate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll give it a minute. But I mean, that guy is definitely in the front. Ricky Bobby's father would be proud of that fella. Because he isn't first, he is not in last.

[Charlie]

Where did this story even come from? Was it Rush that talked about it or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, get over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Started the show off.

[Bobbo]

No, no, that was me. Boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's on right this up.

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Can you hear me okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Lonely?

[Bobbo]

I had my headphones on. Tuckers what's about the host Tuckers?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the band. It's the all boy girl band from Honduras. It's coming across and from they're come. They're. They're heel toeing it across Mexico to come play Austin.

[Bobbo]

Oh sure, that's Austin's where they should play. I thought hose Tuckers was like the. The chicken place with the chicken fingers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's delicious.

[Bobbo]

I don't know how they make. That's Cane's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cane's.

[Bobbo]

I myself am having a rough it breakfast this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Two sausage McMuffins. See Anita cocktail band, Fruity Pebbles and yogurt and a delicious tequila sunrise. Yeah, actually I've had five of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

The gypsy queens.

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking about taking a little time off for bizarre behavior. Joining up with the National Guard for a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are? Really? You're gonna go to the border?

[Bobbo]

Oh, but look, that situation down on the bordero de los Mexico is beginning to look like a showdown coming, wouldn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You say it is? Well, it's intended to do that.

[Bobbo]

And I'm not talking about this caravan. I don't mean to displace hard working Roman Catholics and Pentecostals who are on a work pass and saving up for Christmas or fiesta de la turkey and cranberry.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are we talking?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Whatever holiday that is. I think the president's right when he says we've got some mean hombres.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Headed our way. Did you see the breaking news on Fox and Friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a breaking news?

[Bobbo]

They've always got the stories first.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no they don't.

[Bobbo]

About that whole damn caravan of ne' er do wells headed up from Honduras.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ne' er do wells?

[Bobbo]

Ne' er do wells.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And I don't. I don't. Maybe it's a little presumptuous probably just to assume they're. They're rapists and drugs smugglers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No one assumed that.

[Bobbo]

God's sakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But nobody.

[Bobbo]

You know your Central American history, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not really.

[Bobbo]

But these Hondurans, they're more or less what's left of the Aztec culture.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You know what that means?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no.

[Bobbo]

Have you not seen Apocalypto? For Pete's sake. If murdering drug dealers don't scare you, how about some real life cannibalistic human sacrifice?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not even.

[Bobbo]

Put your hose tuckers on that. Anyway, so I'm thinking time to get with a program and join up talking to my friend Will Murray.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bill Murray?

[Bobbo]

You know him?

[J.D. Ryan]

You and Bill?

[Bobbo]

He was that movie Stripes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. He knows.

[Bobbo]

He's kind of an expert on the army. No, he's not military. He says the National Guard is not that tough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

They have a test. They make you hold your breath underwater. But they don't use water.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do they use?

[Bobbo]

You just hold your breath. There's no winners, no loser. Everybody gets a trophy. Or at least a ribbon.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

For the daytime competition. But they. They train. They train. You have to know how to shoot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[Bobbo]

Keep up your uniform.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? Yeah, National Guard.

[Bobbo]

And follow orders, right? Which is kind of like working at Taco Bell here in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all.

[Bobbo]

And I happen to love Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even.

[Bobbo]

And Bill says that's what they eat in the National Guard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bill Murray doesn't talk about the name.

[Bobbo]

I'll take a five layer beefy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Part.

[Bobbo]

Two and another tequila sunrise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a lot of. Hey, Brian in Louisiana.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I see your name for the band but I can't say that on the air but.

[Caller]

Well, I changed it to Shaft Smasher.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hanging up on Brian in Louisiana before it gets out of hand. Dan Houston.140,000mile7.3 power stroke average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean. Danny, I need pictures of this one on these older cars. I need to see it. Does 7,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

7,000?

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? What's it take to buy it? Well, I haven't even looked at blue.

[Caller]

Bit but I know seven would be the like. I need a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. It all depends on how nice it is. It's a. It's a 15 year old truck or 17 year old truck. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Seven is the low end.

[Caller]

Okay, 121 is low mileage, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with you. I want to buy it. It's not low but I want to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. I'll come to your house, pick up a check. I mean bring a check to your house. We'll make a deal. Just get me some pictures. Go take some pictures. Go load it up. And give me the vin03 bourbon with 100 on it, you know, four grand. Joe you there?

[Caller]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm here about four GS.

[Caller]

I was thinking about 45, man. It's got custom, custom pearl white paint job. I mean, it's Macklin truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's great. Go to givemetheven.com nobody's gonna break a deal up over 500. I'll buy it if it's nice. Go to givemetheven dot com load it up. And if. Remember everybody, if I don't beat a Carmax deal, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back. Get you some.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com his first wife left.

[Bobbo]

Him for never being on time. Ever since, he's attempted to climax almost immediately. During his honeymoon at Six Flags, he began the romantic tradition of letting his new bride stand in line for him. He now calls her endearingly my little flash Pass. When his new father in law asked what his intentions were with his daughter, he said, daddy, this double wide here ain't gonna clean itself. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Natty light, tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks a lot for coming out tonight, you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week I'm going to this in Houston.

[Charlie]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Foods are in Houston next week.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Eddie Martini.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it Saturday night?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Thursday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thursday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Speaking of where I'm going to come concert with Bow and Jim coming up in June.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com is the headline deal our show. We're going to have a tent there for a listener party. Let's give away tickets because I'm having so much fun with this thing we have going on right now about name the band that's caravanning across Mexico from Honduras. They're. They're going to come play Austin next week. Next Thursday. They're getting. They're competing against the Foo Fighters.

[Caller]

Didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we. It's a. It's a caravan of transvestites. And we asked our listeners to name that band, give them a new name. And the names are so good, I can't say pick one.

[Bobbo]

But Foo Fighters are a really good band. But I mean, for pure pageantry, for electric stadium work, I don't know if they can top the hose Tuckers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, tonight's TMS Bush race And we are giving away tickets to the best. Whoever came up with the host. Tucker's name is. Who wins, by the way? What's his name? And if he wants to call in and get his tickets. If he doesn't want the tickets to give them away, we'll give away to whoever.

[J.D. Ryan]

David Gilliam.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I do want to give away a set of tickets to the Bow and Jim bash in Dallas. Is it June 10th? Juneteenth. It's right around there. Believe so whatever the date is. Sticks for sticks. Joan Jet. And the best of all is Tesla. I love Tesla. But I want we. And Bob, you're gonna need to post this on the Facebook page too.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

The bet. The best Son of a. World's biggest son of a Commercial. Commercial.

[J.D. Ryan]

Written or do you want them to produce it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Written.

[J.D. Ryan]

Written.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If y' all can produce it, then you have a leg up on your competition.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can go to our podcast John Clay Wolf show and scrape the sounder. You can scrape the production pieces and then just fill in your own deal and voice it. The world's biggest son of a bitch. It's a two punch deal. Is that right, Bob? They go, you know, three. It's a three part punchline. Yeah, like you hear one here.

[Bobbo]

He has no prejudice for racial, ethnic, or sexually oriented stereotypes. He saves all of his inner hate for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys.

[Bobbo]

And preachers. He never puts the toilet seat down because he's always the one having to put it up again. When passing a joint at concerts, he always tends to represent the end of the line. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sister Fister.

[Bobbo]

Have you already named a winner yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God, these names are terrible. Y' all are all going to hell, each and every one of you.

[Charlie]

What are these names about again?

[John Clay Wolf]

We were just joking around about naming the band because there's a picture of these. The Caravanners are coming across Mexico. And there's a picture of these five transvestite gals. Men that are. And it was like, hey, man, if they were a band and they were coming to Texas, they need a name. And we've got some really good names.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really good ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Sister Fister.

[Randy]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, that's the best one. Turley. Oh, man, the hose benders.

[Bobbo]

There's a guy who likes the photo who hasn't participated in the contest, I don't think, but his Facebook name Is Hadimus Prime.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a lot of double entendre all over the place. McKinney, Texas. A 14 Chevy Crew RS with 56 in the roof. It's. I think it's 8,000, maybe seven. I need to look. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it. Remember, if we don't beat you, if givemetheven.com does not beat a CarMax off a written CarMax offer will send you a check for a hundred dollars. And we. The time of the year is high. Right now the market's really high. Anything really nice anyway. Good. Especially older cars with lower miles. We just don't get beat on ever, ever, ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it spring or just ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just spring. Ever. Really. But right now, really, really gotcha. You know, 2000 model Corvette with 20. I'm gonna surprise you. Cool. It's a time, you know, Porsche with Ferrari 03360 Spider with six.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna surprise you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spring Co cars just look good. Good cars. We. We get those bought. We get those bought. We pay over market for them. 800. 800-7234 is the call in number. And Bob, if you see. We'll figure out during the break if that fella is going to take the Texas Motor Speedway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I sent him a private message too. David Gilliam. If you're going, you got to tell us. You want to go to NASCAR tonight, you got to come get the tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie in the. Give me the Vin Byroom. Who won the NASCAR ticket tickets for tomorrow.

[Charlie]

What was the contest again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever bought the most cars. Whichever team bought the most cars. Where am I the passes and the. And the tickets that. They're not in the envelope anymore.

[Charlie]

That would have been my team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take the passes?

[Charlie]

Yeah, they're already gone. They're to a. They're to a very good person to use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, very good person. Like J.D. ryan. He's a good person.

[Charlie]

My friend Sean, but I'm not getting one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he really loves it.

[Charlie]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sean's a good hand. Is he taking Norman?

[Charlie]

No, no, not that Sean. The other Sean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican. Norm needs to call in with his mechanic. Tip of the week because I really enjoy that fifth. Very good stuff. Oh, five Audi Quattro with 105. It's just. It just is what it is, John. Louisiana. It's a. A four. So it's a four door. Yes, but it's got Louisiana package. You know, I mean Louisiana's got a whiskey dense busted sunroof busted windshield and, and, and little bit of overheat.

[Caller]

Oh, it's. It's super clean.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm four to five grand. I need to look at it though. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up 100,000 mile 05 Audi A4. Okay.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I buy cars out of Louisiana every we. I've been buying cars out of Louisiana in person for 22. What. What year is. I started in 97.

[J.D. Ryan]

So 21 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. The name of that band.

[Caller]

The Shimitz.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Chamettes. That's a nice clean oldie sounding deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Family.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it. John. See, everybody doesn't have their head in the toilet. Davey. We offered him $200 for his 93 Corolla with 242,000 miles. And now he calls back, he's coming for more money.

[Caller]

He wants to hear I hear the cars at the racetrack. I'm at the racetrack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you want to trade your car for the tickets?

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Because I'd rather just give you the tickets.

[Caller]

I live in East Texas, buddy. But we love the races. I like your show. What a wonderful thing you're doing. Thank you, America.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's God's word.

[Caller]

There's some Ukrainian women over here. You would love the heart.

[Hannah]

He's been.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're already going. They're. They're drinking. They're drinking. The world's biggest son of a just called in. Actually, it's like Bigfoot siding. Chad, you're the. You're the host. Tuckers.

[Caller]

Yeah, man.

[Hannah]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good job. Creative, creative, creative. Do you want the tickets for today? But you're in parallel, man. You can't make it to Texas Motor Speedway today. No.

[Caller]

Heck no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh, dump him. Sorry, Chad. You can't cuss on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

First of all, the guy's name wasn't Chad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss on the radio.

[Bobbo]

This guy's name is Dave.

[J.D. Ryan]

David Gilliam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. Everybody, they just drink too much. We're gonna get. We're gonna get called by Matt or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

We run natty like tallboy commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We've created an alcoholic movement on Saturday mornings amongst men.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were in Houston at the listener party. How many of them were toasted?

[John Clay Wolf]

Plenty. Please be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Lose ZPs and the buzz listeners after this segment. Everybody else can go to John Clay Wolf Show. No, just John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Claywolf.com right there at the very top. There's a little link that just clicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Into the radio and it'll stream our number four. Everybody else has hour number four except those two stations. This contesting we're doing on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, they've just come out of the woodwork.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I didn't realize our listeners had this much stick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're really, really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to give away the Bone Jim Bash tickets to the Ride out son of a spots some content and I think that if. If you guys are on a roll this morning, we might get those written for the next year. Here's some other names of the band for those of y' all missed it. I'm not even going to replay it. You have to listen to the podcast to catch up. It's worth it on this one. Honduran. Honduran. The Honduran Hiney Hunters. Harry Concho Bros. To Hoes. The Woody Johnson's. The Pillow Biters. The Pipe. I'm like you say that women would now say that. Can't say that. Can't say that. The Jangles Trans Quintal Ladyfinger. Chubby Stubble. This is the name of the van of the band that's gonna play in Austin in two weeks. Their. Their caravan across Mexico. Walkish. No, that's not.

[Charlie]

Not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trans Fallopian Orchestra.

[Bobbo]

That's brilliant, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Dilly Dilly. That's good too. The Hidden Sticks. The Gypsy Queens. Anita Cocktail Band.

[Bobbo]

Anita Cocktail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anita Cocktail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anita.

[Bobbo]

George Straight Girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gone Girls. Used to be babes. No, used to be dudes.

[J.D. Ryan]

George Straits. Ace in the Hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Band sound. That's the country version. They're going to change. They're going to change costumes and play at the country bar and Lazona Rosa in June 800. 800. Norman. Norman. Norman, the Puerto Rican. Good morning. Norman, the Puerto Rican mechanic. And you know about those island guys. Just like the Cubans. They keep those cars running forever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forever, Ever and ever. They have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The only thing better than a Puerto Rican mechanic is a Cuban mechanic. Norman, Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir. How you doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What is your mechanical tip of the day?

[Caller]

The mechanical tip of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get in that phone, talk straight in so we can really hear you. Please. All right.

[Caller]

Yes. The tip of the day will be. It is how to jump a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Because I have different kind of problems sometimes. People doesn't know how to go. You could. Battery goes down and you want to go and jump your car off. You know, you want to keep your own it. A lot of people go by colors on the wire and the body determines. Don't go by the colors, people. That's not the right way to do. So I've been having a lot of problems down here myself. People jumping cars backwards. And that creates a hell of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem that would be a trans jump. Go ahead.

[Caller]

So what I am trying to say is, when you jump the car, go by the battery. Don't go by the colors of the wires of the terminal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And on the battery you will see.

[Caller]

What in the battery you will see the plus and minus sign. And that sign, you will go by the sign. The plus is the red one and the minus is the black one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And then you see, if you don't know how to do it, get somebody who knows how to do it. Because if something like that happens that you put. You put them backwards, you run the risk of burning the computer, blowing fuses. Oh, it turns into a mess.

[Hannah]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you say one of them cost $2,000 the other day when they. When they cross jumped our car?

[Caller]

That is correct. And I ram a Dodge Ram 500. Beautiful. With a common in it. Somebody jumped the backwards. Try the computer. $2,500 to fix.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. See? Norman speaking the truth. He's speaking the truth. Uncle Norman. Are you going to the races this weekend, Michonne?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller]

I am the race kind of guy. Anybody who has an engine, I'd be there. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you think that we should get with Mannheim and sponsor it? Build a. Give me the Vin Manheim auctions car and start a drag car, Right?

[Caller]

Absolutely. I'll be all up to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'll be the crew chief.

[Caller]

Absolutely, Absolutely. I am all about it. And let me tell you, here in Texas, these people, they're very serious about his drug ratio. Very serious. And yes, yes, We're. We're one of the guys, too. We can build something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Richard Tharp. Richard Tharp, who was. He won the world champion NHRA drag racing. He bit. He beat Shirley Muldowney and Connie Coletta and Big Daddy. He was one of the top five in the world forever. He's one of our friends. He. He's a wholesaler with us. You haven't met him yet. He could drive it. That would be fun.

[Caller]

That would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've got Norman as crew chief. Give me the VIN as Sponsor. I think we're putting a band together ourselves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that crew chief though kind of on the radio telling you what to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but no, no, no, no. That's in nascar. I'm talking about a dragster. And I have an asset. All my stepmother's family when I was growing up, the Cokers. They're a old school drag family from Dallas. And I was talking to Terry the other day and he might help us as well.

[Bobbo]

So much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we can get. We can get this going. Yeah. All right, dragsters, let's do this. Norman, I'm serious. Okay. I gotta get back to work.

[Caller]

All right. Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something as stupid as what he said and as simple and mindless as what you think cost 2500 the other day because they were just looking at the red cap on the battery.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And didn't realize it had a negative to it. And they put thread on but positive. Kim and Denton, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey. How you doing buddy? I'm good. Oh, three Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one?

[Caller]

It's a 50 year anniversary with 32000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

A coupe of hard Z06. It's not a Z06, but is it a convertible or a coupe?

[Caller]

It's a coupe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

What color it's at? Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the stickers all over it?

[Caller]

The D. You mean the emblems and stuff on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the 50th anniversary stuff. Okay. Does it have magnesium wheels or chromes?

[Caller]

Magnesium.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's a. What year?

[Caller]

It's an O3 with 33000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's worth. I think it's. I think it's worth 15 grand. Really?

[Caller]

Can you do 15 five?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. MMR like market comps. Let me. Let me tell you. I pulled my computer up. It's saying give 12, six and the. Another guide that shows comps is saying give 13 2. And I hit it at 15 grand. I mean I'm trying. I rare back and hit that biatch in the nose like that.

[Caller]

Lieutenant Dan. Get you some, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some. I mean I'm throwing it out there. It's gotta have good a clean facts. If that works. If that works. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We. We bought it. Where do you live?

[Caller]

In Denton, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denton, Texas. We can send uncle. We can send uncle Roy up there Monday or Tuesday. Pick it up. Or you can run it into Fort Worth. Either way, we'll get it. Let's go. 800, 800. 7234 Tur. I need a clock. 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, those sell that T shirts, are they selling?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we still have selling? If you go to john claywolf.com There's a T shirt button, a merch button and we haven't even talked about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, that's what I'm asking because I see them popping up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do another run of those and we're gonna give some away at the bowing. The give me the VIN bow and Jim badge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, perfect. Maybe, maybe bumper stickers too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz that's easy you put on.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like the logo too. And they picked up the fact that we literally not stole, but it was more of a tribute to the zoo. I mean the actual wings off of Zulu for guys outside of Dallas Fort Worth. You have no idea what we're talking about. Famous radio station, Dallas Fort Worth. We took, we incorporated their logo into ours. Right. It was one we all grew up with. So I think we need to make some bumper stickers out of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be great.

[Charlie]

So the, the buyers in Give me the vin, they're. They're buying them too, right? Because boy they do sure do have a lot of those shirts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's buying what?

[Charlie]

I don't know. Are they buying the shirts too?

[John Clay Wolf]

Our buyers?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Charlie]

Cuz they're all wearing them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, they're just stealing them.

[Charlie]

I'm just wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they just lift. Are they stealing that? Stealing that, Stealing that? Just wondering. You got a good point. Somebody's getting. Somebody's got a hookup.

[Charlie]

I think so. I don't, I don't know anything about it. I just noticed it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw everybody sitting in an office the other day and it was open, so I don't know, people just walking by going, look, free T shirt.

[Charlie]

Maybe we should have some security on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe.

[Bobbo]

Oh hell, I ain't even got no T shirts. T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what's going on. They're just lifting them, aren't they? Yeah, you need to lock your office.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey man, I'm spreading the words.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a leak. But yeah, if you want one of those T shirts, go to John Clay Wolf show. Click merch I think. I don't know if they're 12 bucks or 20 bucks or whatever they are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that The John Claywolf.com?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. John Claywolf.com also streams the next hour of the show. There's a little button right on top for the stream and it does the whole show. But if you're losing us now, it'll do the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can do the podcast there as well. And we had serious technical difficulties this morning during the 8 o' clock hour, so most of y' all missed most of it. Very sorry for the cut in and out in the chop. We had to go to replay. Westwood One just turned on a replay and started feeding it down for about 45 minutes while we've worked out our issues. And we worked out our issues. It was ironic. It was almost like a little mouse in the. In the. In the machine that was.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me says you're terrible, Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you been all morning, buddy?

[Randy]

I met the Masters.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're at the Master?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy]

Keep it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

The golf tournament?

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've only got a minute with you, Randy. I want more, but go ahead.

[Randy]

We did it later.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

After the top of the hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up at Masters?

[Randy]

They're getting ready to tee off. We don't do nothing out here until night time.

[Hannah]

Wow.

[Randy]

When they all go away.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happens at night?

[Randy]

Well, we go for the balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you want to call for fall?

[Randy]

These ain't just regular balls, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'Re not?

[Randy]

No. These are the best balls to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy]

You know what that Jordan speed skip the water ball went for on ebay yesterday?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy]

$14.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not that much.

[Randy]

Take it easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I shouldn't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy]

Tiger's fixing to try to make a two under bogey par.

[J.D. Ryan]

200 bogey, par.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're a big golf fan, like I am.

[Randy]

Another thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy]

For my Amal friends listening.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy]

This year in Augusta, Right? No squirrels.

[J.D. Ryan]

No squirrels.

[Randy]

Yeah. Sorry, guys, I gotta go.

[Caller]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bye, buddy.

[Caller]

See you.

[Randy]

I met the Masters.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clearwolf and I buy cars on the radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I really enjoy the show.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

Presented by givemethe.vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoyed listening. Sammy Hagar's April Fools joke was picture of him with the Van Halen boys and Michael Anthony getting back together. Did you see? That was awesome. You missed your mic button.

[Randy]

I missed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait.

[Bobbo]

There he is. I miss Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I didn't know you were back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy's back. He didn't leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, what are you. Are you a Hagar man or a David Lee Ross man?

[Randy]

It's hard to say. You know David Lee Ross, a great singer. Those are great Days when I was like nine weeks old. Original Van Halen and rock ass. But Sammy's deep, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy]

That's crazy. I think Sammy Hagar might eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does look good. He looks a little vicious.

[Randy]

Yeah. Cause you know, chipmunks are always scared of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy]

Well. Cause we're little and delicious.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're delicious. So you're. You're at the golf thing.

[Randy]

Yeah, I met the Masters on cbs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. I know. That's how. That's why the line sounds so clear. You're using one of their broadcast lines.

[John Clay Wolf]

You took One of the RVs we bought from a give me the VIN customer and drove it out. Drove it out there with the. Well, I mean, someone else drove him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, I got it.

[Randy]

I got to be kind of glad I'm on. Vern Lundquist. Phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ver Lunist phone.

[Randy]

Can you hear me?

[J.D. Ryan]

We can hear you. We can hear you.

[Randy]

Don't tell anybody I'm here.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you kiss my.

[Randy]

Club rules. Chipmunks ain't allowed at the Master well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Randy]

In fact, I think they're kind of prejudiced against emeralds down here in Georgia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? What's that?

[Randy]

Well, you will not see a gopher at August stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Randy]

Yeah, they got a year long bounty on gophers. They're real huffy about their grass and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't want gophers. Terrible.

[Randy]

And there ain't no squirrels this year neither.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? No squirrels.

[Randy]

Which is kind of new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy]

You remember when you used to see a squirrel sometimes on the TV footage?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, sure. Footage.

[Randy]

They run around, just give coverage. Little cutesy fuzzy wuzzy, slice of life kind of thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they jump around.

[Randy]

Not anymore. Why, ever since the early 2000s, every year there's more squirrels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy]

And they dress kind of kooky and always bring their kids drink. Their red drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Randy]

Talk loud during the backswing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't believe.

[Randy]

And after every drive they go dilly diddy. And that's against the rules, too. But last year, after round three, after they shut down on Saturday night, okay. On Sunday morning when they opened the club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy]

Somebody had stole all the green jackets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Randy]

Yeah. And there's only two types that wear them. Green jackets.

[J.D. Ryan]

And who would that be?

[Randy]

Masters champions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy]

And squirrels.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, squirrels don't wear jackets.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy]

So starting this year, squirrels are out. There's no sign of Augusta, really. In a black ball. But me and my friends Rusty and Southside, Penny and Bagel and Fat Ronnie. And Ronnie they're all chipmunks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy]

We come out here for the finals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Randy]

For the balls?

[J.D. Ryan]

For the ball. You get the golf balls.

[Randy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you try to sell.

[Randy]

You know what these balls are worth?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know, what are they worth?

[Randy]

There's people on the Internet give you big bucks for balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy]

Fat Ronnie, yesterday, Squirrel had one of Tiger's balls on the. On the second time, he was too over par, put right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got the ball.

[Randy]

$20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Randy]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

$20 seem like that much money?

[Randy]

Hold on. They're going to commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm rich.

[Randy]

These are the best balls in golf.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Randy]

You don't get this at the. What's it called? A colonial, Right? Screw the Colonial. Master balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Master.

[Randy]

You want the master ball?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy]

You can look me up on the ebay store. Randy's [e-mail].

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you $20. $20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of town.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't seem like that much. Yeah.

[Randy]

How many nuts you get for $20?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, probably a lot.

[Randy]

Well, it's probably a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, probably a lot.

[Randy]

Oh, back from break.

[Bobbo]

Oh, back from court.

[Randy]

I gotta give his. Vern his phone back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's gonna be wonderful.

[Randy]

He's calling some dancers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[Randy]

For dinner.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[Randy]

It's gonna be great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Burn Lundquist did that on the Masters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken and Dennis, cbs.

[Caller]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Caller]

Hey, buddy. How you doing? Hey, I want to run this other vehicle with you. It's a 2011 Ford F250. 16, 000 miles. The vehicle used to be called the Showstopper SEMA truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it. Is it all customized or. I mean, obviously, or it wouldn't have.

[Caller]

Yeah, it took three years to build.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't bid that over the radio. All right, I gotta see it. Can you go.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to givemetheven.com, load it up, send some pictures.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

When you come and pick up the Corvette, I'm gonna send you pictures of it. And you got to see it. I don't want you bid on the rail either. Whose is belongs to us?

[John Clay Wolf]

And why did y' all build it? I mean, what was the reason? I'm not dissing. I mean, what was the story?

[Caller]

We didn't build it. We were. They built the truck. They showed the truck, and, man, I'm not gonna lie to you. I was in a warehouse and trying to pick up a car and saw that truck. And I asked the guy. That sucks. The thing goes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you a Dealer.

[Caller]

My. Yeah. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

RV with RVs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. We. We buy RVs too. Do you ever go to the Dallas auto auction?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to come out there and watch us on a Wednesday. It's pretty cool.

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't want to tackle anybody, get my leg run over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Send me the info on that Showstopper. Send me the info on that Showstopper truck. I. I like Showstoppers. That's what we're all about. Chris and Waco. An old Cadillac deville. Does it have a North Star engine? Yeah, that's the problem, man. Is it leaking oil?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They don't bring anything. I mean, the real problem is they don't bring anything. It's the best damn car to buy ever because nobody will give any. Anything for them and they don't bring anything. But as long as they're running, they're great.

[Caller]

And I haven't had any issues out of it. I actually sent pictures to one of your guys. They sent me a text message and never heard nothing back.

[John Clay Wolf]

They probably didn't want it. No. Could have just told me, we'll give a thousand bucks for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Caller]

It's worth more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably why they didn't. Damn. They're supposed to send a letter that says, sorry, this doesn't really fit in our criteria. We don't want to insult you because we know we've done so much of this. I mean, after hundreds of thousands of cars, we know what people, you know, what we can be a good buyer on and what people's perception of us being a low buyer. And like you said. Oh, no, no, no, no. And I hear you. But when I have that car and I sell it to tote the note dealers, they don't want it because it won't make the note. They'll get their 300 down and it'll be broke down in three weeks in somebody's driveway. And then they either just leave it or they have to send a wrecker after it for repo. And that cost him more than what the car was worth. So that's why 800. It's just the, you know, laws of gravity. It's just that simple. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio Jay and Burleson. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Silverado Texas edition is. It is leather. It is a crew cab. It is a four wheel drive. It's got a buck 17, but it's an 09. So it's got the Texas Edition is the LT but it should have 20 inch one wheels, chrome door handles. Chrome mirrors look like ltz on the outside, right?

[Caller]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only thing I did was remove the molding on the doors. That's fine. Did you take the Texas edition badging off?

[Caller]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It be fine if you did an 09. An 09. Do you have a title to it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Probably so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well then go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's buy it. You don't live far from me. I love your show, John. Thanks man. Appreciate it. Thanks man. Thanks dude. Thanks man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Love you, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love you back. Love you. Hate it at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, this is where I fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Houston has a 97 Cummins. But it's a two wheel drive, I believe. Is that correct Robert? 80,000 miles extended cab or regular cab?

[Caller]

It's a double cab. They didn't make the four door then.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know, but they had. But it's got the literally like a mega. Not a mega, but a club cab kind of deal. Anyway, it's not a regular average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's clean. It's one year before they got rid of the 12 valve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an SLT or ST?

[Caller]

SLT. Laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's leather?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I've had it for about two years and I just use it to pull my show car around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking. I'm sorry, I'm pausing.

[Caller]

It's a really low mileage truck. I picked it up with 78,000 miles and I've had it for two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was that 40,000 mile truck we pulled out of a. Remember the ranch truck? But there's a four wheel drive and is a ST. Was it a 98? 97. Was it that old? I just don't know if I'm getting my years screwed up in my head. Does 8,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Pretty close. I think we worked something out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think that's right. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. The computer is going to hit you much lower than that. So don't be insulted because I mean you can't program redneck. You know what I mean?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. We all like these trucks, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean you just can't. I mean if. If we were in New York City, it wouldn't be as much as it's worth. Down here in Texas. You just can't pronounce. You can't program ghetto.

[Caller]

You can't fanboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, exactly. Go to givemetheven.com. Let's load it up. Let's go. 800-807-234. Nothing like a high mileage truck out of Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

That's a good name for that girl band too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fanboy. 5, 9 Cummins. Makes sense. They're coming out with a 6.9 liter also. Really? In June.

[Bobbo]

Is that going to be made by Cat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.05 Silverado Halftone with a buck and a half. How nice is it, Brandon?

[Caller]

It's a pretty nice truck. It's clean, no dents, a little bit of scratches.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking five, six thousand bucks. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's look.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, J.D. what's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

In the news. Some good news here. Let's see. Oh, the queen of Southern cuisine. Speaking of her very first restaurant in Texas, Paula Dean's family kitchen is now located. About to open it in Fairview, Texas. Guests will enjoy family style dining, including Dean's famous Southern fried chicken, spare ribs and of course, Mac and cheese.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Rush Limbaugh was on the show last week and he confessed to having a affair with Paula Dean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dean was quoted as saying, yeah, we think we can beat Cracker Barrel. So what does that. What did he say exactly, Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still hanging out listening? Rush, you there? Rush?

[Bobbo]

But I'm still here. I always tune into the last hour of the show just to see what's going to come up. You know, I got to be on top of my game as well. You may have heard I run a radio show as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do a little show prep for next occasionally. Are you lifting and sampling off?

[Bobbo]

There's a space on the dial where I spend a little of my time. Paula Deen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look.

[Bobbo]

What for years, a long time ago, I met at a Kenny Rogers concert on the West Coast, I met Paula Deen. Now she's the cooking lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Caller]

Right. Southern cuisine.

[Bobbo]

Just a lovely piece of woman. My God, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

The queen of Southern cuisine.

[Bobbo]

You talk about a proclivity for dairy?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't know about that.

[Bobbo]

Not only did she have the loveliest jugs.

[Hannah]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And they say still does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it.

[Bobbo]

This woman put butter on everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobbo]

Have you ever snorted butter?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I never have.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think you did either.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

No, you can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

You can snort anything there. You know, Ask Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nah. Yeah, Baba will do it.

[Bobbo]

That's true. But we had it. We had a deal and it all went fine. We were like daytime friends and nighttime lovers.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and Paula Dean.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes in the middle of the daytime.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe this happened.

[Bobbo]

And it was great. It was fine. And then she made me sign a deal when I first went into my own syndicated program that I would not talk about our relationship.

[J.D. Ryan]

But yet here you are.

[Bobbo]

I didn't even know she was married. You know I'm a radio guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Right.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to bed at three in the morning, right? I get up at eight, do the show, go to bed again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

I mean, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you didn't know she was married?

[Bobbo]

Well, I ran into Bobby Flay just a couple weeks ago. Bobby Flay? He's a cooking guy too. Do you know him?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't.

[Bobbo]

Everyone. I don't know what the deal is, but everyone on Cooking Network wants to beat Bobby Flay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Apparently he's pretty good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But he told me that she still talks about our times together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

But whenever he sees her in a celebrity setting, you weren't supposed to talk about it. I know. That's what I thought. And that's why I've come out loud to the world. She wrote me an email recently. Just the other day, actually. After. After. I guess she heard that I was talking about her on your program Spreads. Yeah. And I can't read it.

[Caller]

Why?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. It. It says. You know what an emoji is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do. Yes.

[Bobbo]

It says smiley, smiley, smiley, wink, frown lips, fish, G, K, K, fl And I can't read it. What the hell?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure what that means, but I don't either. No, it doesn't sound good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then she typed at the bottom xoxo. So I think it's positive.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's love.

[Bobbo]

But what's the fish for?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not positive. It's a DTF too. I read it.

[Bobbo]

You know, when you. You spend your entire life in radio, you get some. Some funny, meticulous habits. I think chefs probably suffer from the same kind of thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

It's just a theory.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think they're.

[Bobbo]

If I see her, I'm going to ask her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to. Paula Dean was quite the hellcat back in the day.

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the thing is.

[John Clay Wolf]

She feed you chicken during the whole session?

[Bobbo]

She fed me all kinds of things, in fact, back then, I mean, I'm living on Cheetos, I'm a DJ on a music station in Missouri.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. For God's sake.

[Bobbo]

For God's sakes. So was I the first real food I've seen In a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And boy, she can cook it. Butter on everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Butter on everything.

[Bobbo]

And you know, we ran around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

All different times of the day. She was also stationed in Missouri at the time, doing a television show in St. Louis. And we never. All that time. We've been together countless times. There's a lot of love there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Never once on a bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo]

She's. She's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg and odessa. A laramie limited, 85,000 miles. Is it a Cummins?

[Caller]

It is, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather roof nav2012 2012. Last year before the last year. But don't even finish it. I know it. The last year before the diesel fluid the def came on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg's a tweaker. He knows his stuff. Look at him go. Look at him go.

[Bobbo]

And don't even ask me about Reba McIntyre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 28 grand buy it, Greg?

[Caller]

That's close. I'll tell you what. What I've got on it. I've got a leveling kit. I've got 35 inch on it. A front bull bar inserted light bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to give. Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number or your VIN number. Say John said 28 grand on the radio. It takes X to buy it. Here's the pictures and then we'll get back to you with an answer immediately.

[Caller]

Okay, sounds great. I was just one question. It's got. I've got a delete on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine. I wouldn't expect it any other way from. From man in Odessa. All right, we'll be right back.

[Podbean Promo Voice]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has been a long time coming. Speaking of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to tell you about the program director comments from California.

[J.D. Ryan]

California?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're weighing in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. We're. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, boy, are they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike and Arlington.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Caller]

What's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just chilling.

[Caller]

After last night. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got?

[Caller]

76 Corolla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Mike, come on. Stop it. Just stop it. Just stop it. Thank you. Thank you. I'd rather have.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller]

I got some good blue dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Good blue dream. Bobbo to on tap in Arlington. Look for the 76 Corolla with a diet coke in it with ice. Still cold.

[Bobbo]

I think I've seen that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

A blue dream.

[Bobbo]

Wait a minute. This guy owes me 40 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Shane in Oklahoma City. 2010 Impala, is it LT, LTZ or LS? It's a LT LT. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller]

Claim.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 grand.

[Caller]

If it helps. It's got dual climate control. It's got the stereo controls on the steering wheel, remote start.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a nice one. Go to givemetheven.com let's take a look at the pictures. Maybe we can get a little more money out of it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

We still long in Oklahoma?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Icing conditions and some the roads. Oklahoma City, some of the highways are shut down due to racing. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

In April.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, in April. It's unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

The world is coming to an end. Yes. We've been. We're talking about building out the west coast version of all this.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the program directors are listening to the show and they think.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, they think that we're going to get them sued.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, why would that be?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is California. California is such a. They, they did and say you're going to get a suit. What they were explaining to me is the amount of lawsuits that the companies, the radio broadcast companies get out of California residency. They said it's 10x that of any other part in the country. Imagine that.

[J.D. Ryan]

They just can't stand anybody doing anything. They're offended by everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lawsuit. Say somebody's name on the air.

[Hannah]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lawsuit. She said. He said one of the. There was a fight. I mean, just like weird stuff happens out at a. An event. Like a bar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Like a fight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay. And they sued them. They sued who? The. The radio station.

[J.D. Ryan]

For mentioning that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. For a. For a fight that happened at a bar. They weren't even on a remote because the guy worked for the radio station.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Well, technically you can sue anybody, somebody for anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like Californians will and doesn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mean you're gonna get.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are the ambulance chasers heavier out there? It's just. Must be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And also we were talking about the price of the commercials that we run during the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forgive me. The vin. And they're high. And I was like. And they were explaining to me why California is the highest price radio in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because everybody's in their car all day stuck in traffic. Oh, never thought about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

The exposure is high.

[J.D. Ryan]

So there's more exposure. More people are in the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five hours a day, they're sitting in their car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the radio market in California is the number one market in The United States.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did traffic in Los Angeles. I did traffic for about a year. Two in the morning traffic, you know, the 405 shut down for no reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. I'm sitting here talking about this and the one thing in the back of my mind that keeps going is logistics, logistics, logistics. How, how are we going to pick cars up? But then I just need to get a hold of someone that, you know, like I've said before, ups does it, FedEx does it, Domino's delivers out there all the services that we, that, that are in this region. They have it there. So they figured out how to do it. But I'm going to bet that you have to do it late at night or something. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, because if you're going to run across town, it takes five hours. It's going to be expensive.

[Bobbo]

Oh, oh, here it is. Here it is. Blue Dream, the most popular strain of legal weed, also known as Blueberry Haze. It's a sativa dominant hybrid strain of cannabis. Blue Dream is a cross between the Blueberry and Haze strains and it was created around 2003 in Santa Cruz, California. So, you know, it's good to the last drop.

[Charlie]

So that guy was selling pot on the radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. When you've got a reputation, he can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're sued, baba. I mean, telling you. Is California legal yet?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many states are legal? Hey, let me guess. I'm going to just try to do it off the top of my head. All the hippie states, obviously. California, Colorado, Washington state, Oregon Maybe.

[Charlie]

Sounds right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vermont state law, marijuana 2018 map.

[Charlie]

Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said that Nevada. Yeah, I mean, prostitution's legal.

[Bobbo]

Nevada wasn't in like Louisiana or Arkansas?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, don't think so.

[Bobbo]

Just medical in Arkansas.

[Charlie]

I'm going to guess 12.

[J.D. Ryan]

Medical marijuana broadly legalized in medical's different than rec.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish I knew who's rec. Is California recreational yet or just Colorado.

[J.D. Ryan]

Legalized for recreational use? California, Yes.

[Bobbo]

I just got back from California, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're aware?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, oh yeah, very aware.

[Charlie]

Are you?

[Bobbo]

My first dispensary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It was awesome.

[Caller]

Them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the. Here's the map. I don't know the name of all the cities. States rather, but what's green?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's bright green?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, Bright green means marijuana legalized for recreational use. Everywhere else it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got the entire West Coast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Nevada.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got Washington. What's that next? Was it Oregon states? Yeah, Washington, Oregon, California.

[J.D. Ryan]

3, 4, 5, 6, 7 states for recreation.

[Bobbo]

Don't forget Maine. Maine is right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little main's in there. Or is that Rhode Island? Is that Alaska?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, in Alaska.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense if you're going to fight out the cold. If they can do whatever the hell you want.

[Bobbo]

And dark green is medical.

[Caller]

Mar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mar.

[Charlie]

That Nevada is. Is legal. That's an old map.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says 2018, but. Okay, I don't know. It says 2018 map right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we buy [e-mail] and if you ever watch the movie Blow, they use an RV as their mule. In the beginning, Trump Jr. Said him and he and his dad compare their junk.

[Charlie]

Did you hear this? Cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened? Where was this?

[Charlie]

This was back 2000. No, back in 2007, Donald Trump Jr. Was at the Playboy Mansion. All right, Adam McCrola's radio show was there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Did an interview with him and they asked him this question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry, I got one question. Donald Jr, when you and your pops are in the shower, who's got the bigger package? You know what I'm saying? You ever whip yours out and say, I may be doing, you know what? I will get fired for this, But I'm never gonna say that. I don't. Yeah, I'll get fired for that, but. And by the way, they're both pretty substantial, I think. Oh, my God. I mean, that is the ultimate take a question and spin it for positivity that I've ever heard in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what they do, man.

[Charlie]

They're politic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want, Donald Jr. What's your sister look like naked? Well, it's better than you think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whatever you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Both of them.

[Charlie]

But it does bring the question up, though. Have you ever kind of compared yourself to your dad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad, stop. I don't even like this line of questions.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even. I'm so uncomfortable right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All I can say is I don't have a lot of hair on my legs.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm half Indian. I think I'm half Indian.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just not gonna say a word, okay? Mike, can you turn off my mic?

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't have any hair on your leg or my arms.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I know you're not the hairy guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but is that an Indian thing? Do you think I have an Indian card? If I had an Indian card, what perks would I get? Call in. I'd like to know. Because if it's worth it, I might dig up the old family tree and see if I can grab some Indian 808 million. The closest thing I've done to an Indian has gone to Winstar twice and then hit that tax free tobacco thing at the Red River. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. That's not racist. Okay, I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, kind of is. How in the hell is that racist go? You just got a suit in California.

[Charlie]

I think we're off the air in Oklahoma right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we still on in Houston, by the way? Yes, because this story is from Houston. They first. I just. I have to get this one in first. Assistant treasurer of Harris county is now accused of stealing more than $35,000 from a credit union to pay off a Dominic Tricks who was blackmailing him. According to court records, Gregory Lube. L U E B. That's how I. L U E B is his name. 56 years old, said that the money was being used to pay off a woman called Mistress Cindy, who he met with on a sadomasochism website called collarspace.com color space. Lube said that his mistress began demanding more and more money and eventually threatened to tell his wife about the affair if she was not paid off. Investigators were tipped off and the credit card started showing Penelope's palace of pain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, how did he steal money from a credit union?

[J.D. Ryan]

He basically. It's a long story how he actually did it. The article.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said he set up an account and then started drawing on it and then went over and over and over and drew. Drew too much money on the account.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did they let it keep going?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it was a private account. It was into the Harris County. It was just hidden for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was. He was. He was using community funds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Now, Harris county community funds got you.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he wasn't overdrawing the bank account. He was taking money out of the community chest to pay for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly. From what I understand. If I'm wrong, don't sue me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the latest with Stormy Daniels? Is that thing coming on yet?

[Charlie]

I mean, there's. There's stuff we can't really talk about. She's talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She says she has a video. She whipped it out yet?

[Charlie]

No, but she talks about what Donald likes and it's. Yeah. And some other kind of grabbing and squeezing things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, explain to me now, if she was paid to be quiet, why is she talking?

[John Clay Wolf]

And if she's paid to do that on camera, how can you trust her?

[Charlie]

There's records.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I mean, no one's they're claiming records.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you claim it, you say anything. But I just wonder why, if you were paid to shut up, and there's legal documents that say you were paid to shut up, and you're talking because.

[Charlie]

She wants to get paid more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Summary judgment on me again, on a deal where just because I wasn't a licensed real estate agent broker in the state of Texas, and the judge threw it out on a suit that I had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody sued you because you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I sued for monies owed, commissions owed on a business transaction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to use any names, but I put a deal together. Big deal. And I said, hey, and I knew these guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them I didn't like. One of them I thought, I like. No, I don't. And. And. And I was like, hey, I don't to want. Want to get commissions. I don't want a 5% broker's fee. None of that. I want X amount from you as a flat fee and X amount from the seller. And everybody agreed in that scenario. They came to me, too. I didn't go to them. I didn't butt in the middle of this. He came to me, said, hey, I know you know these guys well. We want to buy them. And I said, okay, before we do that, I want to just up front this 200 grand from you, which is a lot, and 200 grand from them, which is a lot. But on $100 million deal, that's not a lot.

[Bobbo]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a lot.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's less than half of a percent.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they agreed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they agreed.

[J.D. Ryan]

All righty.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did the deal. They never paid me.

[Caller]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And so I sued him since. And we. The. The judge said, you're wrong to the both of them. He's right. But by the letter of the law, he is not a. And that was their argument. I'm not a licensed real estate broker in the state of Texas. And in this deal, there were leases of locations that were assumed, and he had to give them the summary judgment. So how the hell can Stormy Daniels have more credibility?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, because she doesn't.

[Charlie]

No, she knows that it's not a real document as far as a legal binding document, because are they coming back and trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mine wasn't a real document either. It was a text we texted each other. But I've done business. I mean, anyway. And if anybody's repeating this story to people that are in the know, remember. And you better point out, I did not name any names, and I did not name any Businesses. I've not named anything. Everything is vague as hell. Nobody knows. So if you know what I'm talking about, don't say he was talking about the deal because I wasn't. No, I didn't say what deal it was anyway. Very vague, very big. I mean, nobody knows. You don't even know what.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have no clue what you're talking about. And I'm in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. And I buy cars and get screwed on business transactions in on the radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

The fix I was drunk when I picked this one.

[Charlie]

It's a great song.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. I sat up, I was drinking some Millers one evening and wrote all the intros for the next two weeks. Months. It is. I mean, it's an MTV song, man. Hey, Nate in Adessa. Good morning.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.03, staying Mach 1. What color aren't they all? Green?

[Randy]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, red. Red. Sorry. I'm getting the damn bullet mixed up. Okay. Is it a stick?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they all sticks?

[Caller]

No, they come in noddles, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's what I thought. It's been a while since I had one. I. I bought a 70,000 mile one for $6,000 about two years ago. This is 66, 000 miles average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does 6507 grand buy it?

[Caller]

That's about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll buy it. Go to givemethevin.com. load it up. Let's do it. Needs a clean carfax. No salvage title. No BS like that, but it's a good one. Yeah.

[Hannah]

Clean?

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's the Desa Texas today? Is it cold out there?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's pretty chilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it raining or snowing or just. I. They just said it's. The roads are icing up in central Oklahoma.

[Caller]

No, it's just cloudy. Yeah. Around 40°.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. All right, thanks for calling in. Keep rocking, dude. Rock it on. Rock on. Okay, we have a Stormy Daniels expert, Michael. Good morning.

[Caller]

Y' all talking about my girl storming?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, your girl?

[Caller]

Yeah. I know a whole bunch of old Republican men that love Trump and I told them to get ready because we're going to make America horny again.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. There you go.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[Charlie]

I met her back in at the AVNs. This is years ago. 2009. Yes. The adult video. Oh, entertainment.

[J.D. Ryan]

What were you doing there?

[Charlie]

Was covering it. It's a media event.

[Bobbo]

Charlie's an actor from way back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of, we need to get the expedition back from porn stuff from Porno Tony.

[Charlie]

I think that was bin back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get it back?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Charlie]

I don't even know where it's at. I know I saw Roy headed in the parking. This is a month ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I'll send Connie an email. Yeah, we. We. You know, typical deal on a porno star of cars and you're surprised. Sell it to him on time and he makes one payment.

[Charlie]

I think it sold at the auction already.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll. I'll ask Connie.

[Bobbo]

Of course it did. It's a porn star Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Porno Tony. Did we get his. Did we get Porno Tony's expedition back? Expedition back. Okay. Find out soon enough. Good. You know, I don't even know if he made one payment.

[Charlie]

I doubt it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Try to. Try to give a kid another chance. Break out of the bad boy.

[Charlie]

There's. There's some stories there. That one and man bun. I mean, you just gotta stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I. I drag them out. I have a big heart. I let all the critters in.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? And it doesn't always work out right. At all. Most of the time not.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Another guy steals wheels. I mean, geez, you're gonna give a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Porn star a car and you expect that to go smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Indian protest grammar. I hope he's okay.

[Charlie]

It wasn't you. So maybe it'll be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought the guys in from Puerto Rico after the flood.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've worked out great so far. Uncle Norman and Ed, the buyer.

[Caller]

That's true. That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Puerto Rican refugees. They've worked out great so far.

[J.D. Ryan]

So far.

[John Clay Wolf]

04 GMC Sierra, Norman, Oklahoma. Kyle. 138,000 miles. Crew cab. Crew Cab. I didn't know they made crew cab in 04. I thought that was 05. Is it extended cab or crew cab?

[Caller]

It might be an extended cab, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think on the.

[Caller]

I think on the title it says it's Crew Cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure. Send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and let's take a look at it. It makes a huge difference. And I need to. If you don't know the difference. And that scares me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Meaning if a guy owns the truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's not sure. Then maybe he doesn't own the truck. That's possible. And it is a company policy that we only negotiate with the owners, not the uncles. Unless it's a death situation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or a really wealthy guy with an assistant. Those wind up getting screwed up too. They do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the. You bought the. When you bought the Beyonce's Rolls Royce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did Beyonce actually own that or did her dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her dad do?

[J.D. Ryan]

Her dad owned it. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we dealt with his middleman.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we dealt with. With him after we started complaining about the condition of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he was cool. He was pretty cool guy.

[Charlie]

But the middleman. That was the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

The middleman lied. He didn't lie. I don't know what he did. Typical car dealer. I mean, he didn't.

[Charlie]

He. He forgot to mention that's what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's live by omission.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked too, cuz the day before we paid for it, I said, hey, everybody's so excited that we're buying Beyonce's blue roll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slow down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we add four, ask the normal questions and get unstar struck for a minute?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the car have previous paintwork? Did y' all ask that? Oh, no. I just assumed it was Beyonce's. But you don't think anybody could hit. I mean, the car's driven 20,000 miles already. Yeah. Somebody might have bumped into it. Sure enough. You know, like Beyonce doesn't drink or her dad doesn't maybe hit a grocery cart.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything can happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything can happen. Even if your Beyonce. But yeah, we buy expensive cars all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the fun car of the week or the big car of the week? Is there one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It was a damn Porsche. For me. For me. And then Rawhide is a huge winner.

[Charlie]

That was funny actually hearing that music played over that. Yeah, we could hear it in the. Couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couldn't hear it on the floor.

[Charlie]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

But you could hear it over the speakers.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a custom truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And how did it do 1957? We bought it. We sent mechanic out there and Turley went to inspect it because it wouldn't run right. Pull the valve covers off, checked it out. A couple of lifters had dropped.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So obviously you don't want to start it or try to start it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all even try to start it? No. Yeah, we flatbedded it out of there, took it to mechanic shop. Took a lot of risk because we bought a non runner. Right. So you know when you do that, if it works out, you're gonna do well, because we kind of bought it. Like, we're gonna have to spend a lot of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it did. Well, we put a headliner. Did you only spend a thousand dollars on the headliner?

[Bobbo]

I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did he spend so much?

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't we get on it earlier? Why did he. Yeah, but they had it for three.

[Charlie]

Weeks up on a lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

It went on a lift for three weeks.

[Charlie]

It was up on a lift of three weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The hell they have to do to it?

[Charlie]

They drained the brakes, they drained the lines. They drained the gas tank. They put it on the lift to have space to work around it because it wasn't always working on it that same day. And actually, that was the second shop, the first shop that Sean recommended because they couldn't. They didn't want to have take the time to do it because they do more expensive units.

[Caller]

See?

[Charlie]

So then I just said, screw it. I don't want to even mess with them. I just took it out of there and took it to another shop and they took care of it. Did a good job, too.

[Bobbo]

Dang right, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then our guys buffed on it and cleaned on it. Got all the chrome clean. It looked beautiful. And then it had this hydraulic lift on the hood. And it was kind of like where the hood opened and closed by itself, but it would, like, move too much and it got into the cowl, so we had to sand that down and reshoot. Shoot the cowl between the hood and the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's a beautiful mural.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that. That thing. It did. It did. It did as well as it could have. It didn't do anywhere near what she thought it would do. No, no, no. 15, 000 less than what she was telling us. I know. You'll get 35 grand for it. I know. Don't take less than 35 grand for it. Okay, honey?

[J.D. Ryan]

She fell in love with it with one of the family members car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

It was their faces and on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go. Well, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their faces on there.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that women. That. That. That female that you saw the photo of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

She was on that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the. The mural on the side looked like that of Smoking the Bandit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure if I told the truth or. No, I never said it.

[Charlie]

No, no, you didn't say anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it the same guy that did it, did the artwork?

[Charlie]

Yes, it was that guy, that van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever, that did the Smoking a Bandit truck.

[Charlie]

That was whatever. Well, no, I don't know about That. I don't know if he did the Smokey and Bandit, but he. He's famous for doing semi trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyways, it was a 1956 Ford Chevy Resto mod that had a hauler bed on it. And you can see it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page if you're interested in that kind of stuff. But, yeah, I did find. And if you look around online, you'll find DNS. Somebody bought it.

[Charlie]

Cedar Hill, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where it is.

[Charlie]

Yep. Cedar Hill, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait to see their Internet picks. I want to see what they wind up getting for it. I hope she was right. I hope they make a fortune. I love it when guys make a lot of money off us. That means they'll come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's a winner. It's just like the ymca. It's just like Bob O's baseball team. Everybody gets a trophy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody sends Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a coach, you would be a lot like Buttermaker.

[Bobbo]

If you coach, I would be precisely like Buttermilk youth athletics.

[Charlie]

Oh, that would be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you should sign up for such just for fun. There's your reality show.

[Bobbo]

I'm busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's Baseball.

[Bobbo]

I'm busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That could be really funny. Yeah, man. These guys keep hounding me about this reality show, and I just don't have time to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

The TV part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You talked about doing a radio thing, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we talked about all kinds of crap. A lot of talk. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A lot of shooting reality tv. You. You would do nothing else. You'd have time for nothing else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's full time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is full time. He's like, we really want to do this? I said, sure. Show me a contract. Yeah, like that. The deal's hung, and we're gonna go. And he showed me a list of shows that they produced, and there's a ton of them. I'm like, I'm not going through all this pain unless there's something. We've been there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm not going through the audition process. Y' all got enough tape on us? Y' all know what we look like. You know what we're gonna do? Make a decision. I don't want to be hand jived any longer. Yeah. What he wants me to do is take a bunch of time and put a tape together for him to go sell it. Do it. Go sell it. We need more. I was like, well, then. Then you don't have the right contactor. You can't paint the picture. Cuz you've got tons of video from other stuff we've done. Figure it out.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, anyway. And that. That sounds arrogant.

[J.D. Ryan]

TV people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. They lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

They lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio people lie. Oh my God. Every show. And Shotgun Tom told me this. You know, every. Every show idea anybody comes up with always gets turned down. Think about it. Radio, tv, everything. Because he was talking about his career and all the things he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Words are popping and he was like, you know, everything's always no, no, no, no, no. Everybody's afraid. He said, think about a pitch. Does anybody ever just pitch to show? And all the PD said, yeah, yeah, let's do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, never. Because nobody wants to stick their head out of the, you know, hole, get shot. They want to lay low and go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo's baseball, though, I think that could be a one pitch hit.

[Bobbo]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We have 10 seconds left. Bobbo, would you like to say anything? Closing arguments, man.

[Bobbo]

I think I gave you all I could give you. Kids, it's awfully nice to see you. We'll be back next week though. Worry not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab the podcast. You catch hour number one.

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