#144 John Clay Wolfe

Summary

Episode Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #144

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: Every week, John and the crew riff on cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, current events, wild calls, and just about anything that doesn’t get them fined by the FCC.

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Overview:

This eclectic, high-energy episode covers everything from absurd car appraisals and wild on-air negotiations to the closure of Backpage (and its impact on the "oldest profession"), radio industry quirks, sports news, legal oddities in Louisiana, and signature skits with characters like Goat Boy and Rusty the Chipmunk. The gang mixes outrageous humor, social commentary, calls from listeners, music news riffs, and irreverent nostalgia, all in the show’s signature freewheeling style.

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Key Topics and Highlights:

1. Banter and Radio Inside Jokes

• [01:01 – 04:35] The crew set the stage with Pink Floyd banter, the “Which one’s Pink?” joke, and references to classic radio DJ behaviors and big voices from days gone by.
  • John Clay Wolfe on the show atmosphere:
    "I've been promising this for seven years, so it's not gonna be a major disappointment that it didn't go down. Seriously." ([01:40])
  • Inside radio stories: radio voices, sales departments, and comical call letter drop-offs.
    JD Ryan: "If you're really cool, you drop off the K or the W... it's just BAP." ([04:14])

2. Live Car Buying and Sales Negotiations

• Multiple Segments Throughout

• Real listeners call in to get instant appraisals on their cars—this is the core “business” engine of the show.

  • Notable exchange—Negotiating with Mindy from Dallas for her Audi:
    • Mindy wants $26k for her 2016 A5, John starts low, then agrees after hearing it’s a loaded S Line with low mileage and a clear title.
      John: “I’ll send Uncle Roy over right now to get it with a check.” ([05:55])

• Comic Caller Interactions:

  • Listeners describe cars with low collector value (e.g., a ‘95 Mercury Cougar), and John lampoons attempts to overvalue them.
    John: "Why are all you people... Quit calling me with stupid cars. 95 T Bird with 70k that your aunt died in... nobody wanted it back then, either." ([50:50])

• Practical Advice: Send photos, VIN, and details to the show’s site for real appraisals.

  • John: “Go to givemetheven.com, load it up... and we’ll get you paid.” ([80:23])

3. The End of Backpage and Its "Cultural Impact"

• [10:27 – 21:46]
• Major riff on the closure of Backpage, Craigslist Personals, and the decline of online sex work platforms.
  • JD Ryan: “It was kinda the headline for human trafficking.” ([16:23])
  • Comedy ensues about "Save the Whores" charity, making memes & logos, and roasting politicians for hypocrisy.
  • Goat Boy: “We need to file a new 501c3... Save the horse.” ([17:24])
  • John: “Trash the site. Not the hooker.” ([17:28])
  • JD: “Go to your local congressman, write him a letter. Prostitution’s the oldest industry known to man.” ([20:34])
• Continued callbacks to politics and hypocrisy throughout (e.g., Stormy Daniels and media reactions [23:49])

4. Stripper Economics & Club Insider Info

• [12:07 – 13:38]
• On-air with “Hannah the Stripper,” the crew discusses drink hustles and touch rules in clubs.
  • Hannah: "One third of your tip out, which for me is $60 a night." ([13:27])
  • Bobbo: “So that’s why at the strip bars you try to get guys to buy you drinks.” ([13:33])

5. Offbeat Sports and Music News, and Riffs

• Music Riffs:
  • Sammy Hagar/Van Halen reunion rumor ([21:52]), Foo Fighters/Fake Nirvana banter ([22:00 – 23:09]), humorous parodies (Axl Rose joins Fleetwood Mac: “We have Axl Rose in the studio… doing ‘Landslide’” ([37:01]; extended performance parody [39:00 – 40:47 & replayed [77:35]))
  • Social media making Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams” a viral hit again ([35:14])
• Sports:
  • Trading Des Bryant, car-buying gossip on athlete’s luxury rides ([27:24 – 29:15])
  • Dallas/Houston sports market dynamics ([31:17 – 33:39])

6. Wild News and Legal Oddities

• Louisiana’s Bestiality Law Update:

  • JD Ryan: “Louisiana State Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear bestiality is illegal. It passed by a vote of 25-10.” ([89:54])
  • John: “I’d love to hear the lobbyist that was trying to slow that bill down...” ([90:09])

• Gun Safety:

  • Man shoots himself in Denison, Texas: “He was quoted as saying, nope, just don’t have the balls.” ([92:41])

• Weed News:

  • “White, Black, Latino, or Other” bit: Arizona mom accidentally serves pot butter mac and cheese to her toddler ([62:21])
  • News on world’s largest bong/art installation ([115:53])

7. Signature Skits, Satire, and Callbacks

• Goat Boy is back after a long hiatus – his tales feature drug use, odd jobs, brushes with the law, and animal-related trauma.

  • “Paid my lawyer $30,000 cash, and he screwed me. Straight to Angola out of all the jails. Angola’s bad.” ([141:04])

• Rusty the Chipmunk: Office scavenger stories, snacking ~and being trapped during a long employee bathroom break ([54:01 – 57:57])

• Rush Limbaugh Parody:

  • Skewering Trump, golden showers, and conservative radio tropes.
    Goat Boy as Rush: “He loves a golden shower. And Melania likes it too.” ([83:08])

• Other Characters:

  • Romero Romo (Tony Romo’s “dad”): Outlandish stories about Dez Bryant and tamales ([101:44 – 105:49])
  • Buster Dix (local political fix-it man): Barrels through Texas legislative “victories” ([121:39 – 124:22])

8. Town Gossip and Longtime Listeners

• Nostalgic callbacks:
  • Prostitute ‘Sagging Susie’ in Vernon, Texas ([126:43]); Box Head and Kenny Joe, “indigenous characters” of small-town Texas
  • Cletus, the OG cohost, returns for a chat about early days & bestiality stories ([132:10 – 134:35])

9. Final Thoughts, Show Promotion, and Audience Love

• Listener Diversity:
  • Lisa from Houston: “I’m an African American female, and I love your show. Y’all are equal opportunity rednecks, and I love it.” ([147:30])
• John encourages people to visit the website for podcasts, car bids, and streaming.

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Notable Quotes & Moments:

On car sellers’ expectations:

• “Why are all you people... Quit calling me with stupid cars. 95 T Bird with 70k that your aunt died in… nobody wanted it back then, either.” – John Clay Wolfe ([50:50])

On Backpage closure:

• “We need to file a new 501c3... Save the horse.” – Goat Boy ([17:24])
• “Go to your local congressman, write him a letter. Prostitution’s the oldest industry known to man.” – John Clay Wolfe ([20:34])

On wacky Texas politics:

• “Louisiana State Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear bestiality is illegal. It passed by a vote of 25 to 10.” – JD Ryan ([89:54])

On radio culture:

• “If you’re really cool, you drop off the K or the W… it’s just BAP.” – JD Ryan ([04:14])

On stripper economics:

• “One third of your tip out, which for me is $60 a night.” – Hannah ([13:27])

On the “White, Black, Latino, or Other” game:

• “She gave her toddler mac and cheese, but laced with marijuana edibles.” – John Clay Wolfe ([63:25])

On Goat Boy's “Me Too” moment:

• “Making my arguments. Coach has got her hands all over my ass… That’s why I started making speed, trying to make a living.” – Goat Boy ([139:07])

On listener love:

• “Y’all are equal opportunity rednecks, and I love it.” – Lisa from Houston ([147:30])

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Timestamps for Major Segments:

• Car negotiation with Mindy (Audi A5): [04:41 – 06:23]
• Backpage shutdown & skits: [10:27 – 21:46], [43:23 – 45:10]
• Stripper Hannah & club economics: [12:07 – 13:38]
• Axl Rose/Fleetwood Mac parody: [37:01 – 40:47], reprise at [77:35]
• “White, Black, Latino, or Other” on marijuana mac & cheese: [62:21 – 65:10]
• Bestiality law riff: [89:54 – 91:29]
• Rusty the Chipmunk’s cookie adventure: [54:01 – 57:57]
• Goat Boy’s troubled life: [98:28 – 100:12], [138:46 – 142:55]
• Lisa from Houston caller: [147:26 – 149:31]

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Tone & Style Notes:

• Quick-paced, often irreverent and very raw.
• Humor ranges from blue-collar, self-deprecating, edgy, to outright absurd.
• The team doesn’t take much seriously, but touches on real news stories and shows genuine affection for their wide-ranging audience.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect slice of the John Clay Wolfe Show: if you love a cross between morning shock-jock radio, real-life buy/sell hustle, and offbeat Americana, you’re in the right place. Calling the show might get your car sold… or get you flamed for your “POS T-Bird.” Either way, all are welcome, no topic’s too weird, and laughter’s guaranteed.

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Listen to the full episode or catch up on previous shows at johnclaywolf.com or search “The John Clay Wolfe Show+” on PodBean.

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Goat Boy]

Will wonders never cease?

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[Goat Boy]

The magical deliciosity of Pink Floyd in the morning. Lord, I love the smell of Pink Floyd in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Goat Boy]

My day.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Bobbo. Good morning, Mike Turnley.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[Goat Boy]

Hi everybody. Say hello to my friend, JD Ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen on the main stage, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I answer? Whoa, man, it's cold outside.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, dude.

[Goat Boy]

Now what'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what you do, dude.

[JD Ryan]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna take my kids camping and fishing. This tonight?

[Goat Boy]

No, mid-30s tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here.

[Goat Boy]

Do it in the living room, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been promising this for seven years, so it's not gonna be a major disappointment that it didn't go down. Seriously. Seven years ago, I went to academy. Have you ever been on an academy bender?

[Goat Boy]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go in there and start loading up for camping gear.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you go in and you know, bought the big tent. Hell yeah. Okay, let's get this. We're gonna need that. Gonna need that. It's always. Have like a good paycheck.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I bought a lot of camping gear seven years ago. And the night we get back with it, man, set it up in the front yard. Let's go. Let's test it out.

[Goat Boy]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the last time I run pack any of that stuff. Seven years ago.

[JD Ryan]

So you promised him this weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know, some of these cell phones, these crazy waggy they have is this thing called a weather app. Can actually look forward in the future.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm busy.

[JD Ryan]

I know you are.

[Goat Boy]

Charlie was making fun of me because I. I gave him like a whole. He. He asked what's. What's weather supposed to be? And I gave him like a whole four day spread. But when you, when you look at it every day, you know, you kind of know what it's going to be like for a few days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[JD Ryan]

Even though it's mid-70s in Houston now, it's going to be in the 40s tonight. We're already in the 40s. Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's like they'll close schools.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rain and Cold in Oklahoma but it's freezing the city down 800-800-7234 is the caller number. 800, 800 radio. Oh, which one's Pink? I swear, that's the funniest thing.

[Goat Boy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When we're running and working on the show, talking to radio execs. And if you turn it up a little bit, this song is about a record producer talking to the guys in the band about how great they are and how he's gonna make them a big star. Have a cigar. We're gonna be on the gravy train.

[Goat Boy]

If we all pull together as a team.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said the band is real fantastic. That is exactly what I think, by the way. Which one's Pink? Pink Floyd.

[Goat Boy]

Which one's Pink? Obviously there's no Pink in Pink Floyd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, Hootie's black. But I've run into that when. And they're talking about you, Babbo. Like, you know, in John. You do a really good Rush Limbaugh.

[JD Ryan]

That's amazing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? It's amazing.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, do it for us now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it for us. And everybody in these meetings has these big deep voices because they. They used to be on the air. You know, they like call off their call letters in the. But they drop off when they introduce you. Hi, I'm J.D. right. K O. K O, 1972, Missouri. You know, I was on the air Friday.

[JD Ryan]

But if you're really cool, you drop off the K or the. Wow. It's just like if. Wbap. It's just bap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, zps. Good morning, btz. Good morning, everybody. It's jcw. Hey, mister, Line one, what's up?

[Caller]

Hi, this is Mindy from Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Debbie from Dallas. Mindy. Hi, Mindy. What you got?

[Caller]

I have a Audi 2016 A5 I want to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Audi 2016 A5. How many miles?

[Caller]

A little over 16,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Has it had any. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

It's a clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Have you been anywhere else to get a bid? Is there any number we're trying to get to? Okay, 20,000. Is that about it?

[Caller]

26 would buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just throw a number out there to get a reaction. Figure I threw out a number, you gave me a reaction, so it's 2016. A. What'd you say? A what?

[Caller]

A five.

[John Clay Wolf]

A five.

[Caller]

It's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Coop. Does it have paddle shifters? Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes. It has 19 inch alloy wheels. It has a navigation system. S line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. It's getting better. It's getting better. It's getting better. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

No, it's a clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Dallas, by North Park Mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

When do you want to do this?

[Caller]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's so funny. The first call in the morning every Saturday is a right now deal. Okay, so waiting do this. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Say John, I told him takes 26. He said he'll give 26. What's next? And they will send you checklist to send them some pictures and get the VIN number, run the Carfax history, send a picture of the front, the back of the title and your driver's license. And I'll send Uncle Roy over there right now to get it with a check.

[Goat Boy]

Awesome.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That easy. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

Who's Uncle Roy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy is my uncle. My black uncle. I'm half. I don't know what I am. I'm a mulatto. And Uncle Uncle Roy is he. He's my. He's my hood uncle, man.

[JD Ryan]

He kind of raised you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, he. He taught me how to work, taught me how to smoke, taught me how to drink, taught me how to screw at a very young age. Off all 10 items. Yeah, Uncle Roy.

[Goat Boy]

And that's why you got smoky voice, Audi driving women calling you on Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And he works here. He runs all the transport drivers, he handles logistics. How old is Roy? Is he 65?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

How does he look when he doesn't have his beard on? When he's in his beard?

[Bobbo]

Mid-50s, I'd say. When he doesn't have his beard, when it's, it's full grown out, he looks his age.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? If he puts on overalls, lets his beard grow out and has a fishing pole sit in front of him, he looks, you know, just like you'd expect. But that's really where he's smoking, drank.

[JD Ryan]

He looks pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really where he's happy. He's got a bullet hole in his leg too, right? Don't forget that. His old lady shot him through the door just like a hey Joe in that Jimi Hendrix song he show. He was out c catting around one night and came back late and trying to put his key in the door and she just shot him down. She shot him down.

[JD Ryan]

Shot him down.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, John, Kevin Michaels here. Brad Black and I from the board were wondering, is Hannah the stripper going to be a problem?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin. Okay, Kevin.

[Goat Boy]

Programming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, Everything was great except you do that Again with your call letters.

[Goat Boy]

We had that problem before with the man cow and strippers in the studio and just. We really can't sign off on that, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my. My program director up at BAP and out there on the west coast and kos, they've had this issue as well.

[Goat Boy]

The rock rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, John. I'll be right back. I've got to take a sales call.

[Goat Boy]

We're stalking our stacks with the rock that rocks. Lol.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, really, these. These guys in the radio business, they were air personalities and they had to go to salesmen. And yes, they did different roles, but they all have these big voices. It's interesting. If you ever want to hear a lot of good voices, call a radio station. Call the sales department. Best, best voices in the building or the sales department.

[JD Ryan]

Funny, cuz. It's so true.

[Goat Boy]

When did we get away from that?

[JD Ryan]

Cuz your personalities make nine bucks an hour. Now.

[Goat Boy]

I know that's. That used to be the radio thing. People go, oh, you got a great voice. Yeah. Really? Thanks, man. Thanks, mister.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember the first time we bought advertising. You know, Big Jim Russell up Wichita Falls.

[Goat Boy]

Big Tip Rentals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This Big Jim Russell Yee. Hang on, John. I'm bringing a contract. You know, I thought you were coming over to do a remote.

[JD Ryan]

You have a cowbell.

[John Clay Wolf]

You going to do both?

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, 721.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like get high, pal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, the bow and Gym bash is coming up and it's the Give me the Vin Bow and Gym bash in June. And we are going to. We were actually having a meeting with all the big voices this week at the radio station to figure out how we're going to do these ticket giveaways and how we're going to set up our VIP area for our listener pre party. The JW show.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You know, in Irving Music center, they.

[Bobbo]

Have a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been there yet, but I've looked at a map and there's tons of locations, bars and stuff right there. Huh? Have you been there, Mike?

[Bobbo]

I have not, but I've seen them.

[John Clay Wolf]

The layout, look at the map. It looks like super cool.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's like baby Starplex. Yeah, Baby Starplex. And then in the middle of Dallas Alley, which is. Right. Is Dallas Alley even open anymore? Does that even exist? No, no, man.

[Bobbo]

That's old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there, man. Right. Dallas Alley.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where all the hookers are now.

[Bobbo]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Right.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You don't go to that area anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of hookers, Bob, did you see that they officially closed Back page.

[Goat Boy]

The whole page.

[JD Ryan]

The whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the whole deal is.

[JD Ryan]

Right, like you didn't get an email alert.

[Goat Boy]

No, no, I didn't get anything. What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very sorry.

[Goat Boy]

What you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

They raided the founders, the owners. They're all in the newspaper back pages. Done.

[Goat Boy]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was soliciting prostitution. Can you believe that? Oh no.

[Goat Boy]

On the back page.

[JD Ryan]

On the back page made that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Goat Boy]

I mean, what if you're just looking for massage?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a modeling. I mean, where am I going to get my modeling? I wanted to do some modeling, right?

[Goat Boy]

I bought this designer dress, but I don't have a woman. I think anybody Would you show me how it looks? $180. Well, that seems a little stiff. Really? They shut down the back page.

[John Clay Wolf]

The back page is shut down?

[JD Ryan]

Shut up. Like you didn't know.

[Goat Boy]

No, I didn't know.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's an interesting concept. You stood there in the modeling deal. I mean, how does it work? You know, I bought this dress but I don't have a woman.

[Goat Boy]

Right, but the pictures next to the models, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could I rate you for a moment to model this dress for me in a hotel room? Hotel room. And don't bring a gun or a pimp. Right. Sure. I'll pay you in cash.

[Goat Boy]

350. Jeez, it was a little pricey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pricier than that blow up doll I've got.

[Goat Boy]

You're not from Garland, are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, if you call in, give me your make model miles and I will. I'll buy your car. If you'd like material, you just go to givemetheven.com.

[Goat Boy]

Hello, is this Sassy? Hi Sassy, this is John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sassy. Hannah. Oh, she is here.

[JD Ryan]

She's gonna weigh in on this. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah. Hannah the stripper. Hey, Hannah. Morning. I know you're not a stripper, you're a dancer.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the difference between being a and a model.

[Bobbo]

Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Hannah.

[JD Ryan]

You're always so perky in the morning. But I realize you haven't been to sleep. Sleep player. I know, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

On a Saturday.

[JD Ryan]

I know it's your weekend.

[Bobbo]

This is your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you Waffle House it after work last night? No, I went home. What time? I was tired. About 4 o'.

[Goat Boy]

Clock?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Since they closed down the Back Page.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting off earlier. Guys are going crazy.

[Goat Boy]

This is excellent.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, it's doing well for your business.

[Goat Boy]

I drank 40 pina coladas last night.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you did not.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, cuz they're like, can I buy a drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you'd be dead. We have this thing at the bar.

[Goat Boy]

We asked him to buy us a drink and then we tell the waitress and the waitress tells the bartender, but they don't bring us a real drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a watered down.

[Goat Boy]

Oh, so we can drink 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a little show.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get any money off the bar tabs? And they cost $40. Do you get any kickback from the bar on those? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you should. That makes sense.

[Goat Boy]

One third of your tip out, which for me is $60 a night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's why. That's why at the strip bars you try to get guys to buy you drinks.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, it's what the old impressionist guys used to call a double entendre. Yeah, buy me a drink, I'll sit on your lap.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the touch rules? You heard me. If you're dancing at the club and the guy's like touching you, what is the rule? What's the law?

[Goat Boy]

Right, okay. No hands at all before the year 2008.

[JD Ryan]

No hands.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, that's okay now.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not.

[Goat Boy]

Back then it was bad.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's not. Okay. No, it's not. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No hands before the year 2008. What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

She's saying the rules changed in 08. No, you still can't touch dancers.

[Goat Boy]

You know everything about dancing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I know.

[Bobbo]

I've had.

[JD Ryan]

But I know that. But I've read that they have police come in there and they actually measure the distance between the breast and your face.

[Rusty]

J.

[JD Ryan]

They do. The Dallas police had a raid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so full of them. The Houston police had a parade. Houston strip bars are a little looser. I haven't been to one in 20 years. But I'll tell you, it was a different experience down in H town.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

I haven't seen a police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colorado made me a believer. Do what?

[Goat Boy]

I haven't seen a policeman in the bar that you know of since 2008.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has the Internet and all the. All the nudies on the Internet. Has that changed your business?

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, it makes them crazy. They have to be around the real thing. That's why we wait till 4 o' clock in the morning. VIP in VIP outside stage bar, stage side stage, main stage, 15 minute break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, I need you to take me out. Like kill you? No, like take us on to the into the break. We're going into the songs. Okay.

[Goat Boy]

Okay. Let me just. My boobies.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back with more John Clay Wolf right after this.

[Goat Boy]

Bring your singles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let this time Marty.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Baba. Back page really did close down. You believe me now?

[Goat Boy]

Unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

True story.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean? Hi, Hannah.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean unbelievable?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean, believe. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[Goat Boy]

Well, I know there's. I know there's such a thing as trafficking.

[JD Ryan]

I was gonna say not to get into a bad subject, but it was kind of the. The headline for human trafficking. It really kind of was.

[Goat Boy]

So, I mean, you know. No, I think most of that's probably going on in. In the streets of our fair city.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are all the going to do? Where are they going to go?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Goat Boy]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they shut down their whole dispatch system, okay, Uncle Roy, I mean, he's a hell of a dispatcher and tracker. He could put a deal together. But what are the horse gonna do? Where are they gonna go? They obviously can't dance, so they closed down back page. They obviously can't dance, so they'd be doing that already, right? Crippled horse.

[JD Ryan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just stop. What's the can Academy thing? Don't give up on the. Give up on the website.

[JD Ryan]

What now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, the cuts.

[JD Ryan]

Don't give up on the horror kids. It's right off the car, kid. That's. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to start like, forget Operation Airdrop.

[Goat Boy]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to start a new charity.

[JD Ryan]

No, we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bernie, if you're listening, we need to file a new 501C3.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dear God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Save the horse.

[Goat Boy]

No, Help the hookers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Help the hookers. That's a nicer way to put it. Trash the site, not the hooker.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are all these little hookers gonna be doing?

[Goat Boy]

I mean, you still got arrows.com out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a logo too, listeners. Yeah, let's go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page and put up a logo for Save the whores or.

[Goat Boy]

Save the hookers and the erotic review. That's still out there.

[JD Ryan]

Let's don't promote these.

[Goat Boy]

But they're kind of. We're not promoting.

[JD Ryan]

We're not mentioning it. So that's kind of promoting it.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, I'm just trying to make a living, man. Not all of them are.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Trump's got Unemployment down a low to the lowest in years. And then this happens. Then this the oldest profession in the world.

[JD Ryan]

You think this is going to take up the unemployment rate, change things?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a big thing.

[Goat Boy]

I think he. Out of spite.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy that was all family man and, you know, wifey poo.

[Goat Boy]

That was a debutante, wholesome, tidy, white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Kids. He got arrested for solicitation of prostitution.

[Goat Boy]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He up. He upped a cop writing down Fort worth down on 80. His ass went to kink to the clink. And she said. She said, give up on the horse. She didn't. She wasn't. She. She's not going to donate to the charity. I can tell you the why. She got rid of him.

[Goat Boy]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's. He lost his old lady over it.

[Goat Boy]

Wow. He didn't even do nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he offered a cop money for loving. Wow.

[Goat Boy]

But he didn't get the lovey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm just guessing he'd done it.

[Goat Boy]

Before from a. I mean, from a purely karmic stance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

There's nothing he did that could come back and get him that way. You know? Only a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only a woman. I've never paid for it in my life, but.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, me too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but, but, but. But you really do always pay for it.

[Goat Boy]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, listen, we gotta. Well, this could be the. The music to our new charity, Save the Horse. All the lonely people. You always pay for it, Bob. I mean, if you're buying dinner, if you're making car payments, right? If you're buying clothes, helping with the kids.

[Bobbo]

I could see the commercial with this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Music in the background.

[Goat Boy]

No, no. Dinner, dancing, drinks.

[JD Ryan]

Like that dog commercial in the arms. Oh, no.

[Goat Boy]

You know, that double quarter pounder with cheese is six bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, these little. These little ladies have families. They have bills to pay. We gotta save these whores. Go to savethehors.com.

[Goat Boy]

Daddy fell off a water tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donate now. He broke his back, didn't have insurance, worked down at the train yard for years. Mama had to be a.

[Goat Boy]

What am I to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Back page shut down. There's no dispatch system. How would you feel if we shut your phones off?

[JD Ryan]

That'd be awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if the whole national navigation system just got closed down? I mean, what would NASA do? Save the horrors.

[JD Ryan]

You literally just went from back page to NASA. Seriously, a little bit of a jump.

[Goat Boy]

I can see the tie in there. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

No, you. You can't. Yeah. Am I the only voice of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, help me.

[Bobbo]

I'm kind of. With this commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Hi, my name's Sally Struthers, and after I got done with the meathead and Archie, I became a whore.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe now I'm old and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not pretty enough to work anymore. But I'm madam and I dispatch through Backpage. Unfortunately, the government shut us down. Heidi Fleisses be sad. So I'm gonna start a new charity, savethehorse.com. don't give up on the whores. Go to your local congressman, Write him a letter. We can stand together and stop this. Prostitution's the oldest industry known to man. Save the horse.

[Goat Boy]

So call the number on your screen and donate today.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Goat Boy]

And show those bastards at the Department of Justice we won't take this laying down.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, you didn't say it cannot go there. We'll be back, possibly with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this very important message. And we should hit it.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know Sammy Hager is rejoining Van Halen?

[Goat Boy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't either. Good morning, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Bobbo in the big chair. Foo Fighters are coming to Houston this week and I've got four tickets right here in my hand. It's Cynthia woods, next Thursday. And guess what? I'm not giving them away.

[JD Ryan]

Why? Keeping them going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I can use them all, though. I don't know if I'm just going to use two of them. I might give two of them away.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, there's four. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Sit with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Bobbo]

They going to sit with you?

[JD Ryan]

Whoever it is, sit with you. Hey, John, can we talk about the show? Hey, do the Rush Limbaugh thing. That was funny. Talk to me in a rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Hannah?

[JD Ryan]

What she look like?

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a picture. I've never been to a Foo Fighters concert. Charlie.

[Bobbo]

No, no, the concert's on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you leave me open to go? Is Pap Smear still. Pap Smear still with Foo Fighters, Pat Smear? They're a bass player. Not bass player. Guitar player. He was Nirvana and then he went to Foo Fighters and it's Smear. Yeah, I call him Pap Smear because it's close to that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if he's so. So he was. He was Nirvana. Dave Grohl was Nirvana. It's all of Nirvana without dismissing one guy. Who the hell is it?

[Bobbo]

Kurt Cobain.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. He ran off accordingly. Love. We haven't seen him since.

[JD Ryan]

I've seen him since.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man.

[JD Ryan]

Randy the Chipmunk. Is he with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He is. Randy Chipmunk. I got you. Randy the Chipmunk right here.

[Bobbo]

Give it to somebody you really want sitting next to you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you're gonna get this. The whole show. I know you're listening to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, but do you remember that time? Do you remember that time? Do you remember that time out with him, man? Mainstream media hypocrisy. One woman was raped by Bill Clinton. Media called her a. This woman actually is a. Media calls her a victim. Who is that?

[JD Ryan]

God, that's funny. Stormy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stormy Daniels. Storm.

[JD Ryan]

Stormy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a. I was just. I saw a Facebook photo.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That said hypocrisy. The lady that was raped by Bill Clinton, the media called her a horse. Oh, she's just a hook, you know, she's just easy. And then the one that actually is a paid professional hooker.

[JD Ryan]

They call her a victim.

[John Clay Wolf]

She lost her. She lost her whole advertising debacle on pack page.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

One that actually is a. The media calls her a victim. I wonder if Stormy Daniels is the reason that back page has fallen.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, think of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, Bob, now you know who to be mad at.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, now Trump has stepped over the line.

[Goat Boy]

I can't be mad.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, war with Syria and all that, that's fine. But now you've closed the back page, mister. You can forget about reelection.

[Goat Boy]

How about that War with Syria?

[JD Ryan]

How about it?

[Goat Boy]

Y' all catch that?

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy RVs and bikes. They buy RVs and bikes and [e-mail].

[JD Ryan]

Did y' all catch that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Motor coaches, travel trailers, pop tents. Just like Bobbo's pants back when he was looking at back page. Oklahoma's got a 95 Mercury Cougar and I haven't answered it for an hour. Bruce, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I don't know. 95 cougar, really?

[Caller]

Very, very clean car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it something Special? Is it XR7? I don't know. Is it.

[Caller]

It's an XL.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was impressed that even the model that it could be. No, an XL's a Ford.

[Caller]

Mercury Cougar. It's got 72, 000. It's been garage kept.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of Oklahoma you be from?

[Caller]

Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman. Boomer. Is it Boomer? Sooner Red?

[Caller]

No, it's champagne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you get it? Wow.

[Caller]

They bought it off the shipping floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your grandparents?

[Caller]

My mother and father are they alive? My dad's not. My mother is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. And in all these years it has only been driven 72,000 miles. No way it's flipped the one and because back then they just had those five digital dominant. I don't know. Send me some pictures. That's not a real sexy car. It doesn't have a big collector value by any stretch of the imagination. Now what, what size engine?

[Caller]

It's 4.6.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. You know it's. It's a thousand or two thousand.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go to givemetheven.com and corvettes what else is selling real well? Lexuses. We're doing real well with Lexuses across the board. Lexus's vets lifted trucks, diesel trucks, half ton trucks. Half ton trucks are back on. The auction was real well was probably the best this week that it's ever been.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just the market is just kicking popping. I don't know why it hadn't killed pulled back yet.

[JD Ryan]

How about Jeeps in the spring?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're wonderful. They're.

[Goat Boy]

How are boobs?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know. Well I'm just asking perky. It's just fundamentals are exactly that Wranglers big lifted stuff, sports cars, stuff that's overselling that they're paying over for it. Givemetheven.com we bought like 380 cars this week. Right.

[JD Ryan]

When you throw those kind of numbers people go what? What in a week?

[John Clay Wolf]

It takes a village, trust me.

[JD Ryan]

Can you even imagine?

[Podbean Announcer]

No.

[JD Ryan]

What a parking lot with 380 cars looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll show you pictures.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's like two or three Walmart.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's busy but yeah. If you go to give me the vin.com and if we don't beat your CarMax offer we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. I can tell you we haven't been sending up many checks lately.

[JD Ryan]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you'll make more money. Just start go, go to CarMax get your bid then take a picture of it, send it to us and you'll make more money. Des Bryant's gone. Oh man. Who? DEZ Bryant. Des Bryant. One thing I noticed when he was leaving cowboys headquarters in Gotham City.

[JD Ryan]

What do you say is he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Driving a Bentley Ventaga. Ventiga. Ventaga.

[Goat Boy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll be damned if he didn't like keeping stereotypes alive. Why Pine tree air freshener.

[JD Ryan]

Did he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

From the rear view mirror.

[JD Ryan]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Bentley from a $250,000 Bentley from the rear view mirror? Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

On the Outside.

[JD Ryan]

Did he put racing stripes on it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what was that, what was that song? Was it Mel McDaniel? No, Mac Daniels. How did it go?

[JD Ryan]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Happiness, Love a Texas. Well, when he sang that song, he wasn't talking about pine tree air freshener. You know, pine tree air fresheners, when we, when, when we buy cars with them, we take them out immediately. I come off the auction block, screw screaming before because I've seen a car sitting there with a pine tree air freshener hanging from the rear view mirror. That is the biggest no, no on our recon you could ever do. Means the person. It can mean a lot of things.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. Means it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't help the value of the car at all. But typically it's. It's a cover up for pot smell, right?

[JD Ryan]

Is it really? Yeah, I just thought you'd mean it just. They stink.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah. J.D. really?

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't know that. I thought maybe the. I think maybe the driver had bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they can. But when you, when you. And when you see the multiple ones, like a four pack hanging, I mean, they're real potheads. I mean, they've got resin on the door, on the interior door panels.

[JD Ryan]

I wonder if that's why he has it on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Maybe that's why I got fired.

[Bobbo]

Was it the black ice one? That's the best one to cover up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Michael knows which is the best one to cover up.

[Goat Boy]

Pot smell.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've talked to police officers on the show before. They've completely confirmed that when they see the, the pine tree air fresheners, that if they want to bust somebody for pot, it's there for the best.

[JD Ryan]

And I heard he said, go ahead. I just heard dad said something like, now I'm really motivated. Like the 8 million a year wasn't enough to motivate you, but now he's motivated because.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened, Charlie? Did they just kill him to make room for the cap?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's basically what they did. They. They squeezed him, he wouldn't take the cut, so they just waited till the very last minute.

[JD Ryan]

For those that didn't know, you say they were going to cut his. Sorry, I didn't think you could do that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, they can. You can actually readjust yourself, restructure it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[JD Ryan]

I thought you were.

[Bobbo]

You didn't want to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are they not stuck to keep paying the contract?

[Bobbo]

Well, they do. They have to. They're still going to have to pay some of it, but not like the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Difference between what he gets and what they signed him up as?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he still gets. I think it's 8 million from the Cowboys, but there's 8 million freed up because he's 16 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if the. If the new job is 6, then do the Cowboys have to pay the.

[Bobbo]

This year? They still have to pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, are the Rangers having to pay you? Darvish's difference with the Dodgers?

[Bobbo]

No, he's with the Cubs. And I don't know how much was left on that contract when they traded him. There's a little bit. Actually, no, there's none because he just signed a new contract with the Cubs. Okay, so that one's gone. So until he signs a new contract, a complete contract redoes it then. Yes, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you watch the Ranger game last night?

[Bobbo]

No, I just. They lost. I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I watched the whole thing. It was Astros. I mean, that's who. Astros are the best team in the country. The Rockets are the best team in the country. Houston's got the deal, man. I mean, the football isn't much to talk about, but. But damn.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Rockets could win it this year. Golden State's a little banged up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if Houston knocked two world champions down in two different sports in the same year? Not the same year, but, you know, I mean, back to back. That would be.

[Bobbo]

Same calendar. It's possible. Philadelphia 1. You know, Villanova's from Philadelphia.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then Eagles, Sixers. I don't think they're going to win it, but they're good team this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're.

[Bobbo]

They're rolling right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

You know, and Houston Texans had it going until they lost their quarterback to an injury midway through.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a true statement.

[Goat Boy]

One of the greatest new tight ends in the league. A couple of great receivers, pretty good running game compared to the last few years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in Houston last week and you. It's amazing. Dallas Fort Worth is on the media. Populations larger than Houston media by like 300,000 people. And driving around Houston, it trumps Dallas Fort Worth. I mean, the skyline. If you get on the south side of Houston and catch the backside of downtown with the Galleria area, it looks like la. It's massive. From Houston. I drove from Houston to Katy to go to barbecue place the other night. It took an hour and about downtown, an hour and 25 minutes in traffic.

[Goat Boy]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just towering buildings like California. It. May I. I don't understand. Are all the people in Houston, in Houston just so rich? They build these monuments of their egos from the oil Business.

[JD Ryan]

Some of them can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oil business.

[Goat Boy]

I think that's what it is, the oil money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just oil because you know, Dallas is a bigger one. No, I mean, I don't understand why cars bring more in Dallas than they do in Houston. Makes no sense. I've been buying cars in Houston and bringing them to Dallas for, for 22 years. Same dynamic, same car.

[JD Ryan]

You buy it there and sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here for a little arbitrage. It's like ticket scalping. Yeah, I don't know. It's been going on since I began this. I bought more cars in Houston than I have in up here over my career. Same in Louisiana. Dallas is the highest place to sell in the country to sell on the wholesale market.

[JD Ryan]

You buy them from all over and just bring them here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. That's what we. The whole give me the VIN setup. I mean if you look around like 23 radio stations and it's, it's a scatter plot all around Dallas and all roads lead to Dallas. And we're going out every day in Midland.

[JD Ryan]

Little spider legs, New Orleans.

[Goat Boy]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corpus, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, Oklahoma City. I think we're fixed, you know, and just bring it all into Dallas. And then these guys that buy them from us, they're about a 500 mile loop too, but they're coming. I see buyers from Miami, I see buyers from California. Bartlesville, Arkansas. It's just a big old switchyard. Big, big trading post. And that's really what that give me the VIN thing is, is we make a couple of bucks off a ton of cars.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like ridiculous volume.

[JD Ryan]

Several hundred million dollars are making thousands off each car. Who knows?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, we just do a ton of volume and we're just a wholesale distributor. Don't even have a license to sell individuals cars because I don't even want to slow myself down with it. Hey John, can you get me a. Nope, I don't have a license to do it. Norman's uncle Norman's automotive tip of the day will be coming up later on. Remember, we do buy RVs, bikes and [e-mail] and we're looking for Indian programmers. I say Indian programmers because I keep hearing about Indian programmers overseas and you know, I'm, I'm kind of a softy. Yeah, you, you can get cheaper computer programmers. Understand. And give me the bin. We're right. Designing new software. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

So you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need some program PHP developers.

[JD Ryan]

PHP developers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I just, I just want to hire good Indian guys. That barely speak English or anybody. We've got that good one that looks like he's like straight out of a simpsons episode.

[JD Ryan]

Not a programmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, he really was. That was a joke. He's a Texan.

[Goat Boy]

He's the accidental race.

[John Clay Wolf]

The joke was on me. He really was a programmer. He was not a patsy.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so we have one, but we need more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, don't they run in tribes? We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I Black horse Radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you know that this song is number 14 in the top 40?

[Goat Boy]

Isn't that a crazy deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Weirdest thing ever.

[Goat Boy]

And that's not because it was on a movie soundtrack or re released in any form or fashion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. A black marching troupe like Grambling state kind of deal. Girls with a lot of soul. Drill team. There's a video up. Hey, dj. We put that on the John Clee. We'll show you page the. You know, I'm talking about that with the girls. Dances, dreams. So our listeners can go to it and find it and somebody. What do you do? They took the dance the girls were doing and put the song over it.

[Goat Boy]

They made a meme out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On twitter and it circulated so hard it put the damn song in the top 20 on Billboard 1977 Fleetwood Mac. No nothing. Rumors album. One of the best ever.

[JD Ryan]

Social media.

[John Clay Wolf]

Social media got it jump started again. And it did. They played on kiss and stuff.

[Goat Boy]

I don't know. But they got so many itunes downloads in a single week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what does it that they.

[Goat Boy]

Had to chart it? Yeah, they count that now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that. That's cool. Well, did you also hear the news that Lindsey Buckingham got s canned?

[JD Ryan]

Did you hear the other news?

[John Clay Wolf]

He got esanned the same week that his old band comes back to the top 40. 40 years later. Top 20. They fired Lindsay Buckingham last week.

[JD Ryan]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Fleetwood Mac.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, come on.

[Goat Boy]

Get out of town.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't hear this? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you also hear more that Axl Rose is replacing Lindsey Buckingham in Fleetwood Mad? No way.

[JD Ryan]

Madhouse magazine is reporting Axl Rose replaces Lindsey Buckingham in Fleetwood with Mac. Nobody else seems to be reporting it. But they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flatulence Mac. Maybe.

[Goat Boy]

I guess if it worked for AC dc right?

[Bobbo]

Well, it was original in the green room. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we've got to make this big announcement to the world right here. Right on syndicated air, we have Axl Rose in the studio. We're gonna. We're gonna come talk to him about Axel. Good morning. It's so great to see you, man.

[JD Ryan]

Blown away to see you, man. I'm such a fan. Oh, look at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations on the big join up with Fleetwood Mac, one of my favorite bands.

[Goat Boy]

Happy?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did this come to be?

[Goat Boy]

They called on the telephone, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Said Lindsay was a jitter. Could I help? I said, oh, but, you know, Fleetwood Mac has three lead singers, so you're not going to be the spotlight all the time. You're just gonna be the lead on the Lindsey Buckingham songs. Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe you could sing Holiday Road for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what do you. What do you think about. In other news, Axl, what do you think about the back page closing down? And this just came out. Craigslist has changed his. Closed their personals down as well.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Axl Rose, where are you gonna find your girlfriends now?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Axel would never.

[Goat Boy]

Women can be found. Gonna rub a blister on that thing, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what is your first release with Fleetwood Mac? What's the first song that y' all recut you're gonna re release?

[Goat Boy]

I think we're gonna do the last line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you mind doing a little bit right here?

[Goat Boy]

It's good, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it. Let's hear it. This world premiere. Axl Rose in Fleetwood Mac doing the Fleetwood Mac song. You heard it here first. Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Get myself in the mood.

[JD Ryan]

Let's turn the lights down a little.

[Caller]

Bit.

[JD Ryan]

Light some incense. Here we go.

[Goat Boy]

I took my love and took it down. I climbed a mountain and I turned around.

[JD Ryan]

Hey.

[Goat Boy]

And I saw everything in the snow covered hills, Mama. And the landslide brought me down. Mirror in the sky. Stevie's got a dollar bill and a no brain. Oh, can I sail through the ocean tides? Can my heart rise above? And I handle the seasons of my life. Oh, I've been afraid of going mm, mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

All day. Hey, give me twenty dollar bill. There you go. There's a little teaser. Afraid of changing.

[Goat Boy]

Cause I built my life around you, Lindsey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, such a jerk.

[Goat Boy]

Time makes me bold.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my kids are all old.

[Goat Boy]

But I ain't getting old. I've been baptized, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's great, Axel.

[JD Ryan]

Awesome. Can't wait for the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait till I come to town. Dallas and Houston. Oh, I may go to Oklahoma City. Dallas, Houston, and Baton Rouge. I'm gonna hit the whole tour. Can I ride with you guys on the bus? Oh, I don't know. About that.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ride my Toronata.

[Goat Boy]

I ain't got no plane money, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

887 234. 800. 800 radio. If you'd like to call in with your rig, I'll put a number on it. Vets, Good stuff. Not junk. The junk. Go to givemetheven.com or any. Any of you guys that want to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com and the system will bid it automatically. But if you got something cool and you're actually ready to do the deal, call into the show. I want to talk on the air. We want to take live ones.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys are ready to do business. Like hearing those negotiations. Just somebody that needs a. Just wants to know an offer. Just wondering what it's worth. Just go to the website. Give me the vin.com. charlie. Did we get that Last week, we. We bought a $15,000 truck from a guy. I hit it at 15 off the gut, and then I was like, oh, my God. I think I overpaid. And we're talking, And I said, 14. And everybody on the speakerphone in the trucks, like, no, no. Mother in law. You remember that?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then they came straight over, and they got their check right then. Perfect. Last week.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the Corvette guy in Denton. Did we get that car picked up yesterday?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Uncle Roy was on his way out there, and it started hailing like crazy.

[JD Ryan]

I heard one of the buyers yesterday in the office bought a car between the time he bought it and we could pick it up at hail. And ruin the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, this one.

[Bobbo]

Luckily, it didn't ruin the car. They had it undercover, but Roy had a. He got the keys and everything. He's just got to go back and get it. When the storms went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But, yeah, that's another buyer.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Somebody else going. He was, oh, no. I'm like, what's your problem, dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a guy that we bought a Subaru from. He sent us a note a minute ago. Give me the. The VIN customer and his car got beat with hail last night. North Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll still buy the car. Don't sweat it. Just go Monday to Allstate or whoever they have. They do them quick, and they'll give you your appraisal, your check, and we'll just take what we're paying minus the check amount.

[Goat Boy]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yeah, it's. It's fine.

[JD Ryan]

So we'll still buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Oh, okay. We'll buy it. Damage just. If we gave you 10,000, your health check was two, just back it up. Eight, boom. And actually, depending on, we might even, like, let you keep some of it. Okay, so basically, net give you more. It just depends on what's it cost us to fix it. But I know that we're good for whatever the hell check them out is. Yeah, North Texas got hit with weird, you know, springtime weather last night. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What you just heard, for those of you just tuned in, was Axl Rose doing a world premiere of his new gig with Fleetwood Max. We're not. Since they fired Lindsey Buckingham.

[Goat Boy]

How do you fire Lindsey Buckingham?

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard that DEZ Bryant is coming with them, too, to play bass.

[Goat Boy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That doesn't make any sense.

[JD Ryan]

That's true. I'm not sure the Axl Rose thing is accurate either.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bobo, tell me about Craigslist. They shut down. The government is trying to do a crackdown on prostitution. Is that what this is all about? Well, yeah. So let the marijuana fly, but stop the horse. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's politicians. And they're the biggest users of horrors there are in the country. That's not politicians.

[JD Ryan]

Big trying to shut down human trafficking.

[Goat Boy]

So they trying to help. They shut down Back Page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again, politicians for sure. And do you know a politician that I never bought a piece of ass.

[JD Ryan]

No, of course not. Talk to Buster Dix later. I'm sure he knows all about that. Anyway, what happened to Craigslist?

[Goat Boy]

So I had to go look at Back Page. And you're right, they sent it down. There's an FBI warning on at Craigslist. And I'm sure, I'm thinking like, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went to Back Page, and there's a what?

[Goat Boy]

There's a government advisory on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it say? Dear Bobbo, we have your history file. We're coming to see you soon.

[JD Ryan]

No, it says. Let me see here. It says backpage.com and affiliate website have been seized. Look, it's got Department of Justice.

[Goat Boy]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Logos.

[JD Ryan]

That's all you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in this dot com world, so running through the front door, they just jump your website?

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, but the entire site done a backpage. Now you go to Craigslist. I thought like a thousand other guys when they heard this go to Craigslist. You just look in the personals, like the dating personals. Women for men, women for women. You know, look at women for men. And it says this. US Congress just passed HR 1865. Any tool or service can be misused. We can't take such risk without jeopardizing all our services. So we're regretfully taking Craigslist personals offline.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Casey. Casey's death dedication.

[Goat Boy]

Listen to the last line. Listen to the last line. To the millions of spouses, partners and couples who met through Craigslist, we wish you every happiness. Trying to put a brave face on it.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah. The last couple I knew that met on craigslist knew each other for about 12 minutes. Right?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like I'm here for the gang bang.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here for the gang bang. This $40 I'm seeing for the game bank.

[JD Ryan]

And from 1978 it's run Joey Runner.

[Goat Boy]

Hi, Joel. I'm Jackie.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Good morning, Clay. Seventeen. Half ton. Is it a half ton?

[Caller]

It is half.

[John Clay Wolf]

One hundred and seventy,000 miles. Leather extended cab. Not crew cab.

[Goat Boy]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Z71.

[John Clay Wolf]

The seven grain. Kill it.

[Caller]

Oh, no, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand.

[Caller]

No, it's got a six inch lift, 33s, fender flares.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but I didn't know that. Nine grand.

[Caller]

You're getting closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got one hundred and seventy on it. Don't forget that.

[Caller]

Yes, it's. It's got one hundred and 70. Man, it's four wheel drive. Bad truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine grand. Going once, going twice. Do you want to get a check for nine grand?

[Caller]

No, sir. No, sir. Sorry. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Man, I'm. I still owe 11 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Do you have any money to. If we did the split and we did 10, can you come up with a thousand and knock the note out? I mean, I know you live in Oklahoma and times are tough up there, but can you rub your ass cheeks together and pull a thousand dollar bill out?

[Caller]

Let's see what we can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? All right, go to. Give me the dot com. Load it up. Let's go. And also the sell that B T shirt. The thousand show average refer clean. Sell that T shirt is at our website, john claywolf.com.

[JD Ryan]

You can also at the very top, you can stream the show. If by chance you're somewhere where you can't hear it like you're hearing us right now, you can stream it. But yeah, all that information's@john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'S this Andre the Giant documentary, boss? Oh, flatulence story.

[Bobbo]

So you were a fan of Andre the Giant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back if you got to save the H dot com. It also auto it auto forwards to John cleewolf.com right now. Because we haven't built a website for save the horse yet. It's coming.

[Bobbo]

So when you were a kid, this is around your time. Andre the Giant was huge, right? Wwe, everybody watched wrestling. Well, they had a documentary just came out on hbo. Wonderful series. If you really, even if you weren't a big fan of wrestling, watch this. And the best part to me, and maybe it's my immaturity, was this story about Andre the Giant and his flatulence.

[JD Ryan]

His flatulence.

[Bobbo]

Listen to these stories.

[JD Ryan]

Really. Andre so enjoyed flatulence. When he passed gas, it was an event.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flatulence that was his trademark and he had a real knack for lifting his left leg. I would see him go into the launch position and I'd say, oh my God, here it comes. You've never heard anything like it.

[JD Ryan]

It sounded like, you know, like a deep roar kind of like thing. It would rumble.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sound of Andre taking a fart. Well, they were loud. Big man, big fart. You'd love to get you in an.

[Goat Boy]

Elevator and cut one of those long.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 second farts that sound like skin was flapping together. Sounds like strip club, DJ plane.

[JD Ryan]

But to see the pilots, you know, almost like somebody gets smoke in their eyes. I'm like, you're going to wreck the plane, Andre. You can't fart like that in your pants.

[Goat Boy]

And the pilots would be GD this F that.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, never, never on this plane again. So that's.

[Bobbo]

That was the one of the funnier stories on there about cuz he's 7 foot 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there any recordings of the farts?

[Bobbo]

No, no, they didn't have anything like that. But yeah, that would have been. But it's just because it's a serious documentary about his life and then they're talking about his, his farting.

[JD Ryan]

Real serious thing about what did he weigh?

[Bobbo]

500 pounds is what they billed him as. And you know, wrestling build is what they say he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to look this up. We're going to musical interlude. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Good morning. Louisiana, West Texas, East Texas, Arkansas, Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma. Corporate purpose middling. All you guys. New Orleans, how the hell are you on alt 92.3. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'll be back. Uno momento.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Nick. 95 Chevy dually with 111. Good morning. Oh, wait, I gotta pull them up. Beaumont, Texas.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

95 Chevy dually with 111 diesel. 95 diesel. And it's still running that old diesel?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, it's running good. It was garage cat by my grandpa. Well taken care of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough for clean conditions. It's great condition. Okay. Does the paint fading on that? I mean, it's an old ass truck. It's what, 25 years old? 23.

[Caller]

Yeah. It's actually not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had it.

[Caller]

I've had it here at the house for about a year now. It's got one little spot on the. On the hood, but other than that, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's silver. 95 Chevy dually. Crew cab or regular cab?

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four doors or extended four door. Okay. Trying to visualize it in my head. Does 95 look so old? Does 4 grand buy it? Oh, no. No. Well, why are all you people. Why are all y'. All y'. All Quit calling me with stupid cars. 95T bird was 70 that your aunt died in. I mean, you know, the sun, the Damn thing's worth 2000. It's a freaking pos t bird. Who cares if it's got 70 on it? Nobody wanted it back then either. That was like a flip car. Like, hey, you can't buy this one, but you can buy that one. But my truck's worth more money. Dead grandpa's. 95. 95. 5. Not. 05. Not 2005. Not 2000 95. It's a 95. When I had. When I said four grand, Mike, I was like. I kind of thought that I was screwing up. I thought I was overbidden it. He starts talking down. Screw that. Marvin in Houston. A 14 Dodge. 2500 tradesman, four wheel drive. Does it have cloth seats or vinyl seats?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean diesel.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

26. 6 inch lift, you said?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it. So it's. It's gonna be upper 20s with the lift.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

90, 000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll buy it immediately. And I might even give 500 extra dollars just to piss off the guy that called a minute ago that I was going to give him for his truck.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I'm choking. You all right?

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm getting old, you know?

[Goat Boy]

It's good for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I eat, like, in the morning, if I like the first bite of breakfast, I don't chew it up heavy, it gets clogged up. It's, like, stuck in my esophagus.

[JD Ryan]

Whiskey. Too big of a her. Out of ski. We're stopping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey.

[Goat Boy]

It's my anniversary.

[JD Ryan]

How about some coffee?

[Goat Boy]

It's my anniversary.

[Bobbo]

J, I saw you throwing up over the ledge there. And all the buyers like, is he okay? Is you guys, like. Oh, he's just hung over. Don't worry about it. I didn't realize you're actually choking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm just choking.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not choking. I'm just. Randy, what are you doing?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, look at this. Hello. Buddy, he's hopping up here. Get up close to the mic.

[Rusty]

Hey, guys. What's going on?

[JD Ryan]

How are you?

[Rusty]

Hey. Are you sick, John?

[JD Ryan]

No, he just got something caught in his throat.

[Rusty]

He turned him white.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's always been white.

[Rusty]

Is he okay?

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not. You'll be all right.

[Rusty]

Well, I had to ask, you know, how are you? Cause I care what happens.

[JD Ryan]

I know you do.

[Rusty]

To John.

[JD Ryan]

I know because this just. To John.

[Rusty]

Oh, ma'. Am. Love in springtime. I know it's the closest thing to R and R you get as a chipmunk.

[JD Ryan]

R and R, really?

[Rusty]

Yeah. Nuts don't come till September. And it's really just a matter of keeping your eye on the trip, but.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but food and everything's got to be everywhere for you.

[Rusty]

But we hustle around for this and that.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

That's why I've been hanging around the office here in the middle of the day lately.

[JD Ryan]

Because you don't have to hustle for food now.

[Rusty]

Hey, say what you want. These guys in the buying office leave a lot of great stuff laying around.

[JD Ryan]

I bet they do.

[Rusty]

It had become my go to midday deal. You know, I'd hide in that little wicker thing y' all keep in the bathroom.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right, the little wicker thing.

[Rusty]

That's where you store your toilet paper.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Rusty]

The Clorox scrubbing bubbles.

[JD Ryan]

I see it.

[Rusty]

And somebody's got a hustler from 1981 in there.

[JD Ryan]

John's.

[Rusty]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Debbie Harry.

[JD Ryan]

Right she is. Harry, would you stop?

[Rusty]

That's only but a goodie, boy. Anyway, if I hide out, wait till most of them go to lunch, I get a free reign. You know what I mean?

[JD Ryan]

A free what?

[Rusty]

Free reign.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, free reign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

Gotta look through everything, whatever you want your employees, they're eating good.

[JD Ryan]

Are they really?

[Rusty]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What do you find healthy?

[Rusty]

Like, there's one of them always has a half a Clif bar left over from breakfast on his desk. Old, long, tall and skinny one. Yeah, he always leaves a pack of delicious Camels laying around and that's nice.

[JD Ryan]

That's not good for you.

[Rusty]

Hey, fair game.

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Rusty]

But on Wednesday, one of your guys left, like, a whole sack of homemade chocolate chip cookies stuck way, way back in the back of his back pin drawer. Me and Rusty, we figured we'd try them, right? And they were delicious.

[Bobbo]

What kind of cookies were they?

[Rusty]

We ate three cookies each and just. We could stop eating these cookies, you know? They're delicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet, because they're so delicious.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Rusty]

Oh, my God. Were they delicious, Right then when we had that sack of cookies, just all but eat up, okay? That radio y' all got going there started playing that song.

[JD Ryan]

What song?

[Rusty]

That Swede Emotion song.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Rusty]

You know that song? I think it's by Errol Joe and. And Tyler Smith. And it goes. Standing on the stage, just shaking your ass, right? And we was shaking our ass and laughing our asses off in the office. It occurred to me them cookies was not your everyday, run of the mill chocolate chip cookies.

[Goat Boy]

How was I afraid of.

[Rusty]

We was high. Snoop Dogg. That was nice.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

But yesterday I was in my hiding place right there in the wicker cabinet having a quick peep at Debbie Harry.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Rusty]

Just fixing to take my day's exploratory run, and one of your fellas came in. Lose the job. And not for a number one.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, me. I know which one.

[Rusty]

You know what I mean?

[JD Ryan]

I do, I do.

[Rusty]

I've got a limited window for a search and grab here, you know? And I'm waiting and I'm waiting.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know this guy.

[Rusty]

He's. He's taking his time.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[Rusty]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rusty]

You know who I'm talking about.

[JD Ryan]

I do. I know exactly.

[Rusty]

That big guy.

[JD Ryan]

I know you're talking about.

[Rusty]

I think he's Samoan.

[JD Ryan]

I know he's not, but.

[Rusty]

And he racks up five minutes and then 10 minutes, and I'm thinking maybe I'll just hop out of the cabinet and try and make a run for it. But I know good and well if I pop out unannounced while this big constipated, some mowing is on the john doing his business, right? And I startle him, okay? He will eat my ass. And I'm reading Hustler, Hot Letters and the Beaver hunt and even the ventures of Chester Molester.

[Goat Boy]

Okay?

[Rusty]

And this dude will not wrap it up. I finally chewed a hole in the wall and got the hell out of there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Rusty]

Has anybody been over there today?

[JD Ryan]

Now we have a hole in the. Reasonable.

[Rusty]

Yeah, dude, he might still be in there. You better check.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Rusty]

That's what happened to Elvis?

[JD Ryan]

Well, he just. Yeah, he died.

[Rusty]

Elvis was in that bathroom like a week and a half before the colonel said, hey, where's Elvis? You better take a look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Rusty]

Word the wise.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Rusty]

Nuts to everybody.

[JD Ryan]

All right. Nuts everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks to everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Good to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Edgewood, Texas. Where's that, Brad? Where's Edgewood?

[Caller]

It's like 50 miles east of Dallas on Highway 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I thought I knew. DFW, North Texas Wells, anyone? I never heard of Edgewood. 50 miles east of Dallas, Highway 80. So it's past Terrell.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. About eight or ten miles north of Canton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, if I, if I don't, what do you say? I'll meet you at 2 in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

If I know you're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I know you're coming on. Henry Lewis. One day somebody called him and said, hey, I'm coming up at 2 in the morning to pick up a car at Lewis Chevrolet. And why? He met him up at the Chevy store. The other guy robbed his house. 13 F250 with 22 platinum leather and roof. What color is it? F150.

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give a payoff on it?

[Caller]

It's like a little over 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost nothing. Is it a 5 liter or a 6? EcoBoost.

[Caller]

I'm not 100% on it. I think it's just the 5. Zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine. Is it your car? Is it a family member's?

[Caller]

No, it's my wife's dad. He passed away last month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you all have the paper straight where you can sell it to us?

[Caller]

I believe so. She's got their certificate and letter of testamentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we can make the payoff. We will pay you. Do you know who the payoffs are?

[Caller]

Ford Motor Company.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll pay off Ford Motor Company. We'll give you the credit. I'll write you a check for 26,000 and then we'll come pick it up.

[Caller]

I need to let you know what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, now's great. Go to givemetheven.com. that goes for everybody listening. Give me the vintage, put in the VIN number and, and, or, or just the license plate which will decode it and then load it up and you can say, hey, John. And I made a deal on the radio at 26 and we'll get it done today or Monday or Tuesday. Whenever you're ready. I gotta go to break. My name is John Cleveland by Cars on the Radio. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

One Hit Wonder Saturday, brought to you by the Knack. Who are they and where did they go? We don't know. They're gone. I think I was in third grade when this one hit here comes the Knack.

[Goat Boy]

I think you're younger than that because I was definitely in the fifth grade. That may be about right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

For about eight weeks, they were the biggest band in the world.

[JD Ryan]

They were Koko in Warrensburg, Missouri in what year would have been 79, 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes no sense. Good morning, everyone.

[JD Ryan]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cowboys cut Dez bright.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's got a bad attitude and he is now playing the black card. They said they cut him because he was black.

[JD Ryan]

Who said that? Nobody said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Information is that. Who put that on my run list?

[JD Ryan]

I didn't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just reading the news, man.

[JD Ryan]

I'm reading the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

NBA playoff start. Rockets. Golden State's favorite win title without Des Bryant. Speaking of, it's time for your favorite game show, White, Black, Latino or other.

[JD Ryan]

Is it time?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. With your own host, DJ Prek, the whitest black guy on the planet.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[Bobbo]

Hey, before we start up, man, you know, I just wanted to say any, you know, that are out of a job of because of back pace, you know, I've been looking into getting into pimping. So y' all can hit me up.

[JD Ryan]

You're gonna pimp them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can find dj pre [e-mail] it is a official 501c3 charity. You can donate or participate show enough. What you got for us, dj?

[Bobbo]

Well, today we got ain't nothing like, you know, sitting down with your family for a night's dinner. But we got a mother in Arizona that might have mixed up some of the dishes because she accidentally hooked her daughter up with a fat plate of marijuana Mac and cheese. Reports say she initially laughed when she found out her two year old was feeling it because what's funnier than a stone toddler, you know? But she Tried to dip the kid in the backyard pool to sober her up because, you know, nothing's more relaxing than a nice swim when you've gone off that cushion. We all know CPS don't take no mess. So cops came and took three more kids out of the house and found a gang of other goodies like blunts, bongs, pipes, shrooms, and three big tubs of that THC butter. She was charged with one count of child abuse and scheduled for court on April 19th. So she's in for a sad 420. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino, or other woman?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the craziest damn thing, man, I've heard in a while. That's sad. Is the kid okay?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, kid's fine, you know, just a little bit stoned.

[John Clay Wolf]

She gave. She gave her toddler Mac and cheese, but laced with marijuana edibles.

[Bobbo]

She had used the wrong butter, it sounds like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the butter.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

The butter.

[Goat Boy]

What do you do?

[JD Ryan]

You mix tea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who called the cops?

[JD Ryan]

That's what I want to know.

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm wondering, too. It doesn't say in the story.

[Goat Boy]

Mrs. Kravitz from Next door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, she's always watches kids look stoned. Well, Abner. Abner. White, black, Latino or other. Is the mother white, black, Latino or other? I'm just gonna go Latino for some reason. Probably just because Arizona is close to Mexico, and as long as we're using stony references, it's kind of a stony answer, man. Arizona is, like, between Mexico and New Mexico. So I'm gonna go Latino because. Because they're Mexico. Ish.

[JD Ryan]

Newish.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your answer, Turley?

[Bobbo]

Making that butter is not easy. I know a couple white women that can cook that butter up. I'm going with a white girl.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so we got Latino and white.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't think Mexicans can cook, man? Have you ever been to Uncle Julio's, dude?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but it's. It's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a patient papacitos, man.

[Bobbo]

It's a very patient process to make that butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, that pot butter, that's like a hippie New age living in a commune kind of a deal. It feels. It feels Caucasian to me.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm just gonna go the other way. Just because nobody has. I'll go black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because once you go black, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Never go back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't go back. So are you. Are you good with your answer? Once you're. Once you go black, you cannot go back.

[JD Ryan]

Final answer. No. Lifelines okay.

[Goat Boy]

He's tied, ain't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the answer, DJ Pre K?

[Bobbo]

Well, we got Elena Marie Limpert, a white woman.

[Goat Boy]

Finally.

[Bobbo]

Finally. No kidding. It's been a while.

[Goat Boy]

I was on a four, four week streak losing on that.

[Rusty]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're actually Aeron 13. BMW 335 convertible. Has it turned 50,000 miles yet?

[Caller]

It has not. It's right under that. I haven't driven it for that reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Don't. And It's a convertible 335. What color?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's black. Red coral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Red coral.

[Caller]

It's hot. That's a hot car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you. I hear you. And it's kind of ghetto. You see that? I mean, black. You sound very white. Are you white, black, Latino or other Latino? You are.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that kind of makes sense on why you pick those colors. I mean, a black BMW with burgundy guts. I mean, that's pretty ghetto.

[Bobbo]

Dude.

[Goat Boy]

He'S not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. You ain't going to sell that to no cracker. I'm just telling you right now. They ain't going to buy. You got some clear flames on the hood. If you look at just the right angle, you can see it in the pearl. I think it's 17 grand. It's 18 grand. 17? When? Hang on, hang on, hang on. No, I'm too high.

[Caller]

That.

[JD Ryan]

That's too low.

[Caller]

What are you talking about, too low?

[John Clay Wolf]

That Latino just came out of him. Have you priced these cars? Okay, it's a. Yeah, but dude, these things are coming off lease like 5,000 miles an hour. Nissan's and BMWs are not worth S. They've leased so many of them and they're coming back so fast in the market that they're just. It's weird. The. The Nissan's and the BMWs do this. Go to givemetheven.com. let's look at it. There's too many questions to ask on the radio, but I'm guarantee you ain't going 20 GS. So if that is a. If that's a deal breaker, then don't waste your time. But it is an M Sport. I just see that. So that's better. Yeah. Let me see it. Go to givethevan.com. load it up. Let's go. Thanks.

[Goat Boy]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. And buyers in the buying office. Remember, it's black with burgundy. That ain't that good. No, it'd be fine if it was. No, it wouldn't be fine if it's anything that interior. This is a Corvette, you know Corvette or, or Ferraris. That stupid loud color clashy combo. Yeah, that's good. A white Corvette with red interior. A white Ferrari with white seats or white Ferrari with red interior. I mean, but a BMW? Black, black and red. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. What the hell. Paint work on a O2 Acura MDX with150.50 in Baton Rouge. I'm surprised it's still running. Corey, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What radio station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

92.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the alt deal out of. So are you in Baton Rouge or are you in New Orleans?

[Caller]

I'm in Baton Rouge, but it's coming through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. O2 Acura MD with a buck and a half. It says paintwork. Are you a car dealer?

[Caller]

I am not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's just kind of a, a, that's a car dealer kind of comment.

[Caller]

Well, just trying to be honest, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it need painting? Is that what you're saying?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's different. DJ Prika, get yourself straight. Paint work means like the paint's been done. It don't mean it needs, say it needs paint. Okay, so anyway, so the, the it's. We call that re entry burn is what. I'm guessing all the damn like top surfaces are burned off from the sun. Looks like the space shuttle Challenger when it's coming back through the atmosphere.

[Caller]

Not quite. Not quite. All right, it needs some help.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably two GS buck and a half on the miles. You know, old ass Acura, it needs paint. All right, so go to get what.

[Caller]

I was just trying to figure out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com, load it up and we'll get it. Get her bought. Good morning, South Louisiana. Good to see you. Arkansas. Dallas, Fort Worth. Yes, we are actually located. We're in it. We're. People ask me this, they're surprised still. You know how long we've had the studio?

[JD Ryan]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Forever.

[JD Ryan]

Over a decade.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not a deck. It's getting there. It is.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two more years. But actually that that gear was bought at the old one. So that, that board is a decade. Anyway, we're in a private studio in dust Fort Worth in an office building and we're hooked up to Westwood One and it goes down to all the different stations and we do that to get away from all the bitchy radio people.

[JD Ryan]

Right? We want our little clubhouse because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we want our own little clubhouse. Right and anyway, we in all these different cities and if you go to give me the vindoc, the business side of things, we go to y', all, we have driving, we have drivers, teams of drivers. Like we have 15 drivers in Houston, I think we got 10 drivers in south Louisiana. And they go to your house and pick up these cars with checks and bring them back to central area and then we load them on big rigs and bring everything back to Dallas.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I bring the whole mass, the whole 400 mile loop of what we service back to Dallas. And then I gamble on them and I sell them to dealers at the Dallas auto auction every Wednesday morning, 11 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

How many this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

We sold like 263.

[JD Ryan]

Jesus. That's a. I mean that's a lot of fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it goes fast. And we make money on cars, we lose money on cars, we break even on cars and we just try to maintain an average and that's what we do. And we're the best at it in the business. And we've got pretty big balls is really the truth. We're just gambling on what we think is can happen. And I mean sometimes we give 25 for. For a rig. Sure, 25,000 and it brings 23. And guess what? We do sell that business. I mean if I lose. When I was doing that that day I was probably screaming like that because I probably just blew two GS. And it sucks when that happens, but it's just part of it. I mean if you're a sports better. Do you win every game?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Moving on. Been doing this 22 years and that's how it works. We pioneered sight unseen car buying over the radio station. Started this on a show 11 years ago and grow a lot and thanks to you guys and the great reviews online and everybody that you know, the thousands, tens of thousands of cars we bought from y'.

[JD Ryan]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're fixing to start, I think in West Coast, California. Give me the van. West coast. JD do you want to move out to the beach? I could.

[JD Ryan]

Which beach? California?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Santa Monica.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go out there. Since they close the back page, you go out there and start a new deal. Deal.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, that's a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know a lot of porn out there. Hollywood's a pretty trashy place, man.

[JD Ryan]

I see a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you could like open the door at the. Give me the VIN office in Hollywood on Saturday on the morning back door and then go out to the beach and, and kind of leave that like that movie below and just hang out, have little parties and be a dope head.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's John Cleveland. Curse the way to be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Foo Fighters coming through the region. Austin next Wednesday, this Wednesday, Houston. Cynthia woods is Thursday and Dallas Starplex Sunday. Bossier City, Lousiana on Monday. I think we're gonna have Dave Grohl on Saturday next week.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just as a primer. Should have done this Saturday to promote his tour. But I do have Foo Fighter tickets for Thursday Symphony Cynthia woods in Houston, Texas. I've got for. Am I going to figure out if I'm gonna go or not? I want to go, but it's a, it's.

[Bobbo]

The problem is getting down there. Yes. Yeah, it's a. I'd say yes right away if you were offering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I mean, if you want them. Mike, I can't go.

[Bobbo]

Leave work, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you just gotta have to let go. We got these, we've got the. What day do you take a day off? You don't, right? No, I don't. Why don't you just take that day off and let Calvin fill in for you? Does he screw up? Is he.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no, it's not that, but because I'm, I am going to take half the day Saturday off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I better.

[Bobbo]

Well, after the show cuz I've got a Greek wedding to go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God, you bunch of alcoholics. My fat cousin Vinnie.

[Bobbo]

But I usually. Yeah, no, I don't, but otherwise I would. Yes, just take, Take somebody you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, I, I. There's plenty of people I can go with or take. I just don't know if I want to go all the way down to Houston. Not in the middle of the week. But I'm very thankful for the tickets and I'd love to see Nirvana.

[Bobbo]

It's not Nirvana.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Nirvana? Didn't know they played Nirvana songs. I mean, it's everybody from Nirvana except Kurt Cobain.

[Bobbo]

Well, and the drummer different too, but it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The drummer's not different. The drummer's in the front playing Kurt Cobain. I mean, the drummer can eat. There's another set of drums on the stage. Yeah, yeah, I want to go see Nirvana. Nirvana, Nirvana. Nirvana. Nirvana's playing Texas this week. Austin, Houston, Dallas and North Louisiana. Louisiana.

[JD Ryan]

Playing Kurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nirvana cover band called the Foo Fighters. What?

[JD Ryan]

Playing Kurt Cobain's. Part.

[Bobbo]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on down.

[JD Ryan]

It'll be a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a tribute act.

[JD Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

To Kurt Cobain.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gosh.

[Bobbo]

Two Fighter fans are going crazy right now.

[JD Ryan]

They're banging on the radios.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got Michael McDonald, the singer. Again, line three. What is he calling about? Good morning, Michael. Oh, you've had some tickets for Dallas where I wouldn't have to go to Houston.

[JD Ryan]

You sing everything all. He's like a little musical going on in his head all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael dropped the H turn. See the show at home. Do you want to swap me my Houston ones for your Dallas ones? What? What? Do you want to take me to Dallas with you? Do you. Are you inviting me?

[Goat Boy]

If you're looking to trace, I got $2.

[Caller]

Give me your H, Champ, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Rusty]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll make that trade with you.

[JD Ryan]

Good.

[Goat Boy]

I'm going to meet you at the Galleria.

[JD Ryan]

Galleria. Meet you at the Galleria. I got that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spike McDonald, everybody. Lo the teardrops, baby. What? Ice skating.

[Goat Boy]

Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. He won't stop.

[JD Ryan]

Gotta be fun guy to hang out with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go turn him up and listen. It was the real Mike McDonald. I mean, it just is what it is.

[JD Ryan]

He sings everything. Everything.

[Bobbo]

You know, he's going to. I think it's in Oklahoma in July.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael McDonald. Yeah. Casinos.

[Goat Boy]

There's no way he really talks like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[JD Ryan]

All the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything he says he sings.

[Goat Boy]

It's bizarre. I wish I could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike, do you have that? Pull up a replay or the deal of Axl Rose singing when we broke the world premiere of Axl Rhodes, 1st Fleetwood Mac. And we'll. We'll do it in a little bit. I want to replay that for the. For the guys that missed it this morning.

[JD Ryan]

The story is that Axl Rose might be filling in for Lindsay Buckingham.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we had Axl Rose in the studio this morning, and he sang his first release of his. Of a Fleetwood Max song.

[JD Ryan]

I can't believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they fired Lindsay Buckingham, Right?

[Goat Boy]

And it's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Goat Boy]

He got one that Stevie used. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all crazy.

[JD Ryan]

I know it didn't do that.

[Goat Boy]

Axle. I would not be surprised to see him join the Traveling Wilbur.

[JD Ryan]

No, it'd be next.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll play it again for. For. For those of you who missed it, we recorded it. We had Axel in the studio this morning, and he was singing Landslide by Fleetwood Mac to show us what it's going to be like at the next Fleetwood Mac show.

[Goat Boy]

I Climbed a mountain and I turned around, baby and I saw my reflection.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the snow covered hills oh, but.

[Goat Boy]

The landslide brought me down. Mirror in the sky, what is love? Can the world with my heart rise above? Hey, can I sail through the changing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ocean tides without drowning, baby?

[Goat Boy]

Can I handle seasons of my life? Oh, Stevie's got a $20 bill in her nose.

[Rusty]

Hey.

[Goat Boy]

Save me some coke too, Stevie. Oh, well, I've been afraid of changing. Cause I build my life around cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like you, Stevie.

[Goat Boy]

Hey, but I can get bolder.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my kids are old. Damn.

[Goat Boy]

And I'm getting older.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not as old as Stevie. Oh.

[Goat Boy]

Give me $20.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was one of my. Our finest, finest moments. Radio. It happened this morning, breaking right here on this station. I think we did that. I think that was an 8 o' clock hour and some of the stations hadn't joined in yet.

[JD Ryan]

Sure, dude.

[Goat Boy]

There ain't no other show doing that stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody ever. I hadn't heard Crazy. I hadn't heard Axel wrote that's the Music. It was a world premiere. Damn it, Billy. Good morning, League City, Texas.

[Goat Boy]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

Very good.

[Caller]

You?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What you got?

[Caller]

Got a 17 Corvette Grand Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

600 miles on it. White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Grand Sport?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 17. New body, Grand Sport, 8, 000 miles. I just had one with 23, 000 miles this week. That was red.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give $50,000 right on the nose.

[Goat Boy]

Whoa, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I won't give a dime more either. Don't even try it. I'm done. 50 GS, that's it. I wouldn't give 50,100.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gonna sell it?

[Goat Boy]

Yes.

[Caller]

I mean, it's close to what I wanted. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 Vet Grand Sport. 8,600 miles. White. What color interior?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. Now, it's got to have a clean carfax. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Perfect. Car's brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't need to put tires on it. All right, we're good. We're solid. Title or payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff.

[Goat Boy]

Pay that man his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're in League City. We can be there Tuesday. Is your payoff higher, above or below 50g?

[Caller]

No, it's below. Way below.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we'll bring an equity check. So we'll pay the difference and we'll make the payoff go to givemetheven.com. givemethevin.com. Just put in your license plate number and it'll bust the VIN number off of it. Say, John and I did a deal on the air this morning at 50,000 and start take some pictures of the car and gather up your payoff information. Take a picture, driver's license. The buyer, give me the vinyl will start asking for all these questions. They'll send you a checklist, a pre delivery checklist of the photos we need and we'll get it picked up. We'll get you paid, get you some. Thank you. Get you some honey. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Only this show, 800, 800 radio, $50,000.

[JD Ryan]

Cars, Michael McDonald, we have AXL Rose all in the same segment. It's nuts. It's nuts. That's what they like about us hopping, talking chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Saturday morning, man. I know it is, but it's not even over yet. Rush.

[JD Ryan]

This is the cartoon because Rush Limbaugh joining us, the light went on from Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida, yes. Turned on. Joining us, we have our own Rush Limbaugh that joins us every Saturday morning. Rush, we may have to drag you into the next segment because we don't have a whole hell of a lot of time and I like spending my time with you on Saturday. Right.

[Goat Boy]

You know, I really appreciate that. I, I enjoy my time with you as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like you.

[Goat Boy]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I really do. I mean, I know a lot of people don't, but I like you.

[Goat Boy]

A lot of people don't.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you know, Rush wasn't aware of that.

[Goat Boy]

You're, you're not aware of my profile in the broadcasting industry, obviously.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not talking about broadcasters. I'm talking about people.

[JD Ryan]

People how?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, different broadcasters are aliens.

[Goat Boy]

The hell with those people. Anyway, I'm not going to wear their T shirt. I'm not going to put their sticker on my car.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Goat Boy]

What a week for our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump.

[JD Ryan]

What's happened?

[Goat Boy]

And I don't even want to get started on that. The mess out in Syria, all those screwball Russians, Iranians running around bombing each other with Clorox or whatever the hell I think it's safe to say at this point with a minimum of strategic input on our part.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Goat Boy]

Like every other situation in the Middle East.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Goat Boy]

It'll take care of itself, right?

[JD Ryan]

No, it won't.

[Goat Boy]

What's surprising to me after all the stuff about Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougall at his lawyer's office getting raided and the Russian collusion witch hunt, I am shocked at what seems to have gotten the attention of the drive by media is the whole golden shower thing. What did you hear about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Goat Boy]

I mean Is anyone really surprised by this? I mean, he's a wealthy guy who Trump yes with exquisite taste. Why wouldn't he aspire to a golden shower?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I got you.

[Goat Boy]

I mean, right? I don't know why this is such new and between me and you. The Donald told yours truly, L. Rushwo personally talks to you. And he loves a golden shower. And Melania likes it, too. They say he's talking about wanting a golden shower since he was in college. And you should see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They might have one on their airplane.

[Goat Boy]

Also, it's not just the shower, Right. He's got a gold faucet, got a gold shower head and a golden hot and cold handles. A beautiful golden toilet.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of leaders do.

[Goat Boy]

And bidet. A golden bidet.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God, man, what does he need a bidet for?

[Goat Boy]

Well, I mean, he can't sit around taking Percocets like I do. You gotta find your fun where you can.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but go. He has a gold microphone.

[Goat Boy]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. Rush, you have a golden microphone. Do you like golden showers?

[Goat Boy]

You know, I. I think in.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a.

[Goat Boy]

In a. In a gesture.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Of solidarity.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Goat Boy]

I think I might go out and get a golden shower of my own. I have something weird going. I've been looking on back pages all morning.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's turned off.

[Goat Boy]

I don't find any golden showers there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Craigslist, you might find a golden shower. Unless they've turned. They may have banned them there too.

[Goat Boy]

Maybe Home Depot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Home Depot out front. There's some people that are, like, by the. By the curb. Oh, they're not Home Depot employees, but they're hanging around looking for rack jobbers, that's. Looking for things to do. And you might ask one of them if they could install a golden shower.

[Goat Boy]

That's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

So they're wholesalers, in a sense. I like that. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're good old Latinos, a lot of them, and they're straight up here from Mexico, looking for labor, looking for love, looking for work, looking to give golden showers.

[Goat Boy]

That'll be great. I think we should. I think we should all go and find ourselves a golden shower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

It doesn't have to be real gold.

[JD Ryan]

Everybody can't afford it.

[Goat Boy]

Like maybe a gold plated shower.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

And I can. I can imagine this in the home of, say, Axl Rose Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to go to Musical Interlude, so you can take us out. That's fine.

[Goat Boy]

I've got pills to take. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Too bad Bobbo's not in there. He'd be all excited playing Charlie Daniels.

[JD Ryan]

I love Charlie. He's a great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Good morning everyone.

[JD Ryan]

Morning junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

They will Austin, San Antonio. I'm sure all of Austin's sitting in traffic right now.

[JD Ryan]

Right? Let's throw on the big loop around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Town on a Saturday, man.

[JD Ryan]

Every day when you're on 35 every day unless you take the big loop around town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is Austin traffic so bad?

[JD Ryan]

It's just always. It's always. They even tried the double decker things.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was way long, long time ago.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know what all the details on the show always keep be found@john claywolf.com Also if you're streaming, if you want to stream the last hour, there's a little stream button at the top. You can do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. In our number four. We'll lose a couple of affiliates at 11 o' clock and you can go to the website junklywolf.com and stream it live. Hour number four or the podcast is there if you want to do the podcast. If you want to buy one of those sell that T shirts average rough or clean. I've had a lot of requests. I think they're 20 bucks on the.

[JD Ryan]

Website and we're also very interactive on our Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook.

[JD Ryan]

On Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we bought the Corvette a minute ago. We bought a Lamborghini earlier.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought some mile high mile trucks from Oklahomans which is all the Oklahoma will register. I don't think you can get a registration on a truck in Oklahoma unless it's over a hundred thousand miles. We bought a Viper from a guy in south Louisiana and had a Porsche guy called during the break in Arkansas.

[JD Ryan]

So cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars. Love the cars. Give me the vin.com is where you go put it in. Just put in your license plate and we'll put a bit on it. We'll be back in just a minute.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Back up all your dishes. Make note of all good wishes.

[Goat Boy]

Say goodbye to the landlord for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your tribute to Austin traffic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Already. Just get off that Austin Freeway way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston traffic.

[JD Ryan]

Dallas traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas traffic. Texifornia. Turn it up. Wonder what year this was. 70s.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't realize he was his. His own cities were going to turn into this traffic jam. 800, 800.

[JD Ryan]

1975. Good job. It was a number one hit. 1975.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, between 74 and really 70, if you have to pick one year of the best music ever produced, it's 1977.

[JD Ryan]

77.

[John Clay Wolf]

77.

[Goat Boy]

I don't know, man. 73.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just start digging and you'll see what I mean.

[Goat Boy]

Eagles, Doobies, Elton John, Steely Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steely Dan. No, their guy died. Why didn't Axl Rose go play with him?

[Goat Boy]

Right? Better yet, what about Lindsey Buckingham?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just got a bad attitude. I can't get along with anybody. He's got that little man syndrome, you know?

[Goat Boy]

I think Stevie ruined him early on.

[John Clay Wolf]

How?

[Goat Boy]

Well, you know, they were, like, partnered up. I mean, they were a duo.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were lovers.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah. Buckingham Nicks before they joined Fleetwood Mag.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were badass.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, but, you know, she's a handful. You know she's a handful, dude. Look at her twirl that cake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she do drugs?

[Goat Boy]

Stevie? Yeah, absolutely. Surely, yes.

[Bobbo]

She's a witch, too, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she a wicked Wiccan?

[Bobbo]

Something like that, yeah.

[Goat Boy]

She says she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for her. Somebody's got to do it. JD what's in the news this morning?

[JD Ryan]

Look here and see if she was actually a Wiccan. But I guess we can move forward. I love this story. This first story is my story of the week.

[Goat Boy]

I just love it.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna read it slowly. The Louisiana State Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear that bestiality is illegal. And it passed by a vote of 25 to 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, some people were on the other side of that, huh? Seriously, who? I'd love to hear the lobbyist that was trying to slow that bill down. Hey, now.

[JD Ryan]

New Orleans Senator JP Morrell says it's important that the state has a way to arrest someone who's having relations with animals. The measure now heads to the House of Representatives, where you would think it would pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The 10 that voted against it are running for reelection under the Pork the Other Other White Meat campaign.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anyone in Louisiana is a aware of this. True story.

[JD Ryan]

I looked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

If there's any. If there are any listeners that are involved in this campaign, this lobby, please call into the show right now to explain to us. I have questions. I have Questions. And I want to talk to a source. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

There's a list of the actual last names of the senators that went against this. I'd love to talk to everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty.

[JD Ryan]

Please call in Elaine Clayer, Donahue, Fannon Gatti, Long, Midzel Perry or Riser. We'd like to speak with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on all. We're on four stations across Louisiana. Somebody knows, somebody's hearing them. Please get them on the phone and have them call 800-800-RODIO. And maybe they can take this opportunity of broadcasting to push their concept of why we should not pass this bill.

[JD Ryan]

And there's four of them that abstained. How do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, abstain?

[JD Ryan]

I don't really want to talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were there any examples of. Of some beastiality that was questionable? Ah, you know, hey, man, how does that. Junior. Junior been drinking a lot and he lives in the swamp and you got to give him a break.

[JD Ryan]

Were you just not listening when they brought that up? I mean, I vote nay. Oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait. What was the.

[Rusty]

Hold on.

[JD Ryan]

What was the. Log in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. When we were in Vernon and we started this show years ago In Wichita Falls, 11 years ago, doing the daily nooner, I'll never forget, I had Guy Spears and Lawson Lemons with me on the air as my co host. And I was just screwing around. I said, hey, you guys grew up in the country. You got any stories of, like, high school, weird parties? People ever, like, doing something weird with a goat or sheep or something? And they looked at each other and just got quiet.

[Goat Boy]

Really glammed right at.

[JD Ryan]

They had a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hell yeah, they did. Oh, hell yeah, they did. Yes. They wouldn't talk about it on the air because the guy still lived in town.

[JD Ryan]

But we're moving to Louisiana at our first opportunity.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a. There was a goat rope story.

[JD Ryan]

So that's. That's now soon to be a law. Finally. How was it not a law before?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, Denison, Texas, police said a man accidentally shot himself below the waist this Sunday and the last Sunday after a handgun in his waistband discharged the single round. He was getting out of his vehicle, pulled up his pants, basically, and grabbed the trigger. No one else was injured. The man was transported by ambulance. He will survive. When asked if he'd keep carrying his gun in his waistband, the man was quoted as saying, nope, just don't have the balls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jay and Keller, Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

09 Silveradi with leather and a buck 17 on the clock. Four wheel driven. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money do I have to spend on the truck to get it in resellable condition? Seats, windshield. Whiskey. Dense tires.

[Caller]

Tires are good shape. Only one Whiskey didn't. Can't even really see see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Back quarter panel. I popped it out. But last week he told me you give me 10,000. I was in Burleson. I forgot to tell you. There's a, there's a crack on the dash right above the radio just going straight back towards the windshield, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a, that GM had a defect and it happens all the time. Somebody ought to do. Somebody should. GM should warranty that. I mean it happens on all of them.

[Bobbo]

Should be a recall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so I'm not worried about that. Okay, what else? Yeah, still gooding a sell.

[Caller]

Clean. It doesn't have bucket seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to commit on the air so we can play the sell that drop and do it like, like we should?

[Caller]

No, no, I'm, I, I, I'm, I'm still too much in love with it. But so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Jay. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Are you in love with the truck or you in love with yourself? Because you keep calling into syndicated radio to talk about some mild out truck two weeks in a row now and you're not going to say sell it?

[Caller]

Well, I just forgot about. I just want to be fair cuz I didn't tell you about the crack dash. I didn't know that was a common thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, okay, so, so now I'm saying I'm cool. I'll still give a $10,000 check. Why don't you say sold?

[Caller]

I guess I'm in love with myself. I'll call you next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, hey, DJ when he calls, please screen him out.

[JD Ryan]

I just called tell you I'm not selling my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Rusty]

What the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good, good, good, good. Hey, put him on hold. Louisiana log real quick now.

[Bobbo]

We can go a little long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we can go a little long. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Catch me up to speed, sir.

[Caller]

Okay, so basically what the deal was.

[John Clay Wolf]

First of all, I'm sorry, where are you located and what, why are you an expert?

[Caller]

I'm in Louisiana, I don't want to be on there. Okay, well I'm just calling to give you the, give you the update on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're on the air. Okay, go ahead.

[Caller]

Okay, basically sodomy was included in that law and it was found to be unconstitutional. So that's the reason that they're having to go back and rewrite the law. As far as with animals, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, wait. I want. You know, you're on the air, but your name. I mean, obviously we're not saying your name, but we are on the air. But I mean, you know, you're. There's hundreds of thousands of people. Nobody knows who you are. You didn't even say what city.

[Goat Boy]

Why don't you want to be on the air?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, why don't you want to be on the air?

[Goat Boy]

What's the deal?

[Caller]

I just don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other guy really wants to be on the air. Hey, why don't you call him and tell him the story so he can call back in and hear himself again?

[Goat Boy]

Right? Yeah. Help me understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, how'd that go? How'd that go?

[Goat Boy]

Help me understand. No, stop.

[Bobbo]

Sounds like.

[Goat Boy]

Leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a Pink Floyd album around here. Umagooma. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars on the radio. Give me the vin.com and we cut up and we just kind of do whatever we feel like. Hope you enjoy. We'll be right back.

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[Goat Boy]

He'd never keep a bird in a cage because they're not going to marinate themselves in there. If wrestling is fake, he'll kiss your ass after knocking your ass out with a folding metal chair. For his sweetheart's birthday, he bought her a razor and a diagram of the secondary commuter landing strip at Love Field. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, buddy.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Tattoo you19? Probably 77. I don't know if that's right or not, but I bet it's close to recap. Real quick, JD Hit the story that. The Louisiana thing, right? Just ad lib it. Just ad lib. You don't need to read it.

[JD Ryan]

Basically, the Louisiana State Senate has approved a bill designed to make it clear, completely clear, the bestiality is illegal. And it did pass, but it passed by a vote of 25 to 10, which means there's 10 senators that said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah, we'll keep it on the books. That's just way I think everything's been just fine how it is.

[JD Ryan]

That's too restrictive in my professional opinion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oddly enough, Goat Boy is here in the studio. I haven't seen him in 10 years. Dude, goat Boy, have you been.

[JD Ryan]

Dude, good to see you.

[Rusty]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, holy hell. Where have you been, dude?

[Goat Boy]

Well, you know, I've been. I just got out of the halfway house, you know, like six weeks ago. And I know you can't make meth and sell it to kids.

[JD Ryan]

No, you can't.

[Goat Boy]

I know, but I've done my time, okay? I took this job with a lady that runs a recycling business down the road.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Smashing cans, walking down the highway, picking up cans, putting them in a bag, get them back to the Smasher, right? And I'm putting my cans of the Smasher into the cans and cans. And the whole time she's got her hands all over. Over my ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, were you in Louisiana?

[Goat Boy]

I just keep working, cuz, you know, it's. I mean, it's $8 an hour. There's no taxes. She's paying me under the table.

[JD Ryan]

I'm like.

[Goat Boy]

I'm feeling. This is making me feel pretty bad. I didn't say anything to her. She's the boss I got. You know what I'm thinking? Stop. For the love of God. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Please stop fondling your ass.

[Goat Boy]

I know, and inside I'm silent, but inside I'm like, hell, she's got her hands on my ass, you know? I mean, after all, what's next?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, boy. We got it. Romero Romo's here. We gotta talk to him about Tony Romo and cowboys and desperate. And I want you. Can you come back. Can you come back in hour number four?

[Goat Boy]

Sure, yeah. I'm about to take a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, man, we'll see you in a minute. Holy hell. Hang on, let me bend this car from Matt in Houston real quick and then we'll get.

[Goat Boy]

We'll get.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get Romero Romo. Hey, Matt. I'm sorry. I'm a little. I'm a little tickled.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. 2011 bu. Enclave. I can't help but do it. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, no sunroof. Got navigation and flip down tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm trying to remember the body style. Is the money like 12,000 or 10? 11,000. Does that sound right? Have you had it bid anywhere else?

[Caller]

We're actually pulling in the carmax here in just a second, so that. That sounds about right to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do this. Get their offer. Perfect. Walk in. Don't say anything about us. Get their offer. Take a picture. Of their offer, go to givemetheven.com and send it in. If we do not beat the offer that you send us the photo of, we will send you a check for $100 period. So.

[Caller]

Doesn't sound like it gets any more fair than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either way, you're gonna make money. Thanks, man. Oh, my God. What does this world come to? Okay, Romero, Romo.

[JD Ryan]

Don'T be sheepish. Come on in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be sheepish. Romero, get on that mic. Get up to that mic. Buenos dias, Tony Romo's dad, everyone.

[Goat Boy]

Mr.

[JD Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while.

[Goat Boy]

Jesse has been a long time, but it's a nice spring time. Everyone is very well. Yeah, everybody in the roma family in the spring. And des Brian is going off from the cowboys.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. Des Brian's gone.

[Goat Boy]

I think we should say that Des have a road into the sunset with a nice starter line and a happy hunting. Happy hunting and see you later.

[JD Ryan]

See you later.

[Goat Boy]

Than los memorios.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks for the memories.

[Goat Boy]

He still have immense talente.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[Goat Boy]

And I'm sure that the cliffland browns will make a perfect juice of him. Ah.

[JD Ryan]

I think that's where he's going.

[Goat Boy]

But to tell you the truth, and I don't want to be. How do you say, the pot, which calls it the kettle. El jarve dor negro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the black.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Goat Boy]

But I think the dash Bryant was more than a real bihar racist, Especially to us latinos. I like myself and my son Antonio race.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Tonio is a mexican man.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. Okay. He's my son.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was.

[Goat Boy]

I was Antonio Ramiro Romo Jr. Gotcha. Because he's the number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

I'm the number one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jaime's number one.

[Goat Boy]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Goat Boy]

Brother Jaime when he first was signed back in 20. When he meet Tony at the practice at the lunchtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

To my des meeting Tony.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. By the. Antonio was a younger man. He was a bachelor. And his mother packed him a sack of tamales.

[JD Ryan]

Tamales.

[Goat Boy]

For his lunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

You know, and the delicious fruit juicy red hawaiian poncho.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

It's quite weird, and this seems like maybe a little child's lunch, but it had the largest sippy cup. Oh, the big sippy cup to keep him safe, to keep from spilling.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Spilling.

[Goat Boy]

Because she packed him to malice. Because he happened to concentrate to get the piper off of the outside. And there is no utensil for which you can scratch himself or poker himself. Once at the state fair of texas, we feed him the giant corny dog.

[JD Ryan]

The corn dog.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. And when he get most of the corn dog down to the little noob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Goat Boy]

He poked the stick so far in his mouth.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. That he pierces left eardrum and cannot hear on this side anymore.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe even with his helmet off, you can.

[Goat Boy]

This is why in the hood, Anthony always put his right ear in the hood like it is, which is hard for the quarterback because he happens to talk as well, but his English is very nice. And there's a Brian says, you Antonio, or like the little beaner?

[JD Ryan]

The little bean, yes.

[Goat Boy]

And Antonio says, what is a father?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Goat Boy]

Father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Father.

[Goat Boy]

What does this mean? I said, it's like a calling Jewish not being nice to the Latinos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Goat Boy]

And Antonio, he throw his tamale.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Goat Boy]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

That's not a good idea.

[Goat Boy]

And it was a whole 14 yards away. And this Brian. Damn it. He catch it.

[JD Ryan]

That's unusual.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. Antonio at this time is getting very angry. He throw his sip cup.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, to the sippy cup. Yes.

[Goat Boy]

And this Brian is beginning to run his route because he wasn't very good at the time. 28 yards with the sippy cup. And he catch it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, wow. He caught it.

[Goat Boy]

Yes. And Antonio throw tamale after tamale after tamale. And there's. Brian catches them left hand, right hand over the top on the leg. It was like if Michael Jordan.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Had he married the greater David Copperfield.

[JD Ryan]

That would have been it.

[Goat Boy]

This was the kind of back that.

[JD Ryan]

He did a magic show.

[Goat Boy]

Antonio could never hit him in the eye like he want to do. So they have an uneasy trucer like this.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It's uneasy now.

[Goat Boy]

Now he's gone. Hopefully not to the CBS Sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Because this will be a difficult time. Antonio is still trying to get over his temporary bout with the banana extract from Olivia.

[JD Ryan]

I remember the banana extract.

[Goat Boy]

Very uneasy time. But this. Maybe he played the football and maybe he put an ad on the back of page.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, back page shut down.

[Goat Boy]

This is always a possibility for those in the know. Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you, Romero Romo. It's always a pleasure.

[JD Ryan]

Did not know there was tension between DEZ and Tony. Just didn't know it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were gonna have Dave Grohl on next week, but I think we should have Goat Boy instead.

[JD Ryan]

Goat Boy was a big hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Goat Boy's a big hit. The lots of comments on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page and the son of A spots that we've asked the audience to write on the Junkly Wolf show page. Are they popping up? Yeah, they're popping up pretty good.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go through some of those in our number four and Bob, you figure out which ones you want to do.

[Goat Boy]

Where's the prize for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Goat Boy]

There was something.

[Bobbo]

Bow and Jim tickets, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the. We're gonna have it. We're gonna have a. Give me the Vin Bow and gym bash. Tesla, Joan Jett. Who's the other one? Sticks. June 10th up in Dallas. So if any of you guys outside of Dallas want to come up and meet us and party. We're not sure where we're going to do the pre party, but we're going to definitely do one. Definitely. And something else is kind of weird, but it's an idea. It's not that I'm trying to make money on it. It'd be fun. Is to have our own beer. Since we talk about beer so much and beer is so in the. It's. It's so everybody's brewing beer.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you're a brewer, we're going to test some beers to put our name on, you know, so that our studio. So that our audience can drink with us during Saturday morning broadcast our own beer. It'll be like we're all together.

[Bobbo]

Maybe debut it at this party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's a good idea.

[JD Ryan]

Roll it out maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a lot of stoney ideas. Ideas that are all coming together at once. Stoners. This is Bobbo over there eating Apple Jacks out of a box as we're discussing this. Just dry Apple Jacks and actually they're not even Apple Jacks. It's the generic form from Walmart. Apple blasts.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, daddy. Great value.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing like saving a buck on a box of Apple Jacks. Go with Apple Blasts.

[Goat Boy]

Crunchy.

[JD Ryan]

Taste that Apple Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ross and Abilene. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Crazy expensive.

[Caller]

Good morning, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you wake me up every Saturday morning.

[Caller]

You. I'm gonna be nice and not cuss on the radio, but you're a pecker head and I like your style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Abilene, Texas. Gotta love it, man. Thanks for.

[Rusty]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Every Saturday morning you wake me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we do it because we know you guys are out there. We been doing it for a long time and it's just. It's our release, it's our fun for the week. And we're going to our number four. We're losing a few of you. Jump on John Claywolf.com if you can stream our four if we miss you or 97.5 in Houston. Be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

No, J.D. i'm out.

[JD Ryan]

You out?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out on that.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, good call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hold back.

[JD Ryan]

Standby.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're holding back. Good morning, everyone. Hour number four into today's presentation. We were going to have Norman's automotive tip, but he is snipe hunting with Brandy out in West Texas. Norman, the Puerto Rican that we brought in from Operation Airdrop from the Floods.

[JD Ryan]

Hotel, took him snipe hunting.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of our employees, she has a lease out deep out in West Texas and her and her husband took him out with them and they're going snipe hunting.

[JD Ryan]

Can't wait.

[Goat Boy]

I love those knives are hard to get. I hope he gets some.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're great.

[JD Ryan]

Barbecue.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can only imagine the spotlights and the alcohol and Norman walking around in the fields. There's one with a gun. Don't sneak up on it, Norman.

[JD Ryan]

What could happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't see it. Come on, Norman.

[Goat Boy]

Here's your sack. Don't lose it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Snipe hunting. A 45 year old man going snipe hunting. That's when you know you're a real Puerto Rican. Right you are, boy.

[Goat Boy]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our own beer. Interviewing Dave Grohl. Hooters getting fat. Hooter is getting fat. Hooter. One of our buyers. Hooter.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now he was on a diet.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, but ding dong diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's on ting tongue diet. Now he just said, screw it. He's gone full tilt. He mean he comes in biscuits and gravy.

[JD Ryan]

What? He was doing so well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it, man.

[JD Ryan]

He's eating like crazy healthy now he's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on carb loading. I'm car.

[JD Ryan]

Well, the doctors always say car blow right before you go to sleep.

[Goat Boy]

I mean, he's like. No, he's. He's on a four month deal. He's still feeling guilty about that dog.

[JD Ryan]

What dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

What dog?

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a dog.

[Bobbo]

No, he had to put down his mother in law's dog and then had to bury it.

[JD Ryan]

So we're going to food binge.

[Goat Boy]

Well, he shouldn't have fed it a bunch of cocaine.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't feed anything.

[Goat Boy]

He's worried about the dog.

[JD Ryan]

Not true. That is a complete fabrication.

[Goat Boy]

Dare you?

[JD Ryan]

I didn't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's turned into comedy. I mean, he's just like, I'm just gonna eat myself to death.

[Goat Boy]

Why would you. What are you talking about?

[JD Ryan]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

He was doing so good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring him over here. If he's Listening.

[Rusty]

Hooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're listening on the. On the speaker next door in the bike, come over. I'd like to talk about your death plan.

[JD Ryan]

He and I used to sit around, talk about our diets because he was doing so well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people want to drink themselves to death. Tutor's gonna eat himself today. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If I ever go off the wagon, you'll know it because I'm just going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd much rather eat myself to death than drink myself.

[Goat Boy]

Is he really getting big? I haven't noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's wanting to. He's trying.

[Goat Boy]

I talked to him the other morning at 5 o', clock, and I was like, what are you doing up, dude? He goes, I'm making meatloaf, man. For breakfast, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the guy's eating.

[Goat Boy]

Very innovative.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on it.

[Goat Boy]

The meatloaf died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eat yourself. I have a friend's mom is 45 years old, and she drank herself to death recently.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that happens every single day in one night. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Took a while. You can do it. One night, though.

[JD Ryan]

You can certainly do it.

[Goat Boy]

The hell with it. I can't stop.

[Bobbo]

Talking about drinking to death. Andre the Giant in this documentary. Yeah, he was a legendary drinker. He would drink 118 beers in one sitting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up.

[Bobbo]

No kidding. How would you. Everybody. Would everybody vouch for.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've heard about that as well.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's. It's like the. He's the best. World's best drunk is what they.

[John Clay Wolf]

In this world. Was he not wasted just a little.

[Bobbo]

Bit because of his, you know, deformity? He was like 7 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was his deformity?

[Bobbo]

It's some disease. It's giant disease, whatever it's called, where it basically makes all his bones and everything, his organs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the. Did they interview any of his girlfriend?

[Bobbo]

No, but he had. The ladies were all around him all the time. There was one that they would talk to that. She's kind of the girlfriend, but she was kind of the housekeeper too. And yeah, it was a real good documentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like the Arnold Schwarzenegger story. I think you're getting confused.

[Goat Boy]

He suffered from Cape Buffalo titus.

[JD Ryan]

He was 7 foot 4, weighed 550 pounds. By the time he was 12, he was already 6 foot 3 and 240 pounds. He admitted to drinking 119 beers in his a single session during surgery, he reportedly told the anesthesiologist, it takes him 12 liter, 2 liters of vodka before he feels warm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this just in, man. On the ticker. Now that the back page is closed down, There is a publicly traded rub and tug. Okay, yeah. A massage parlor chain that the stock has gone up 300% on the pre market trading.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe believe this but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds good guys. Sleep with your wife month instead of going to rubbing tugs. You can save 375amonth by just sleeping with your wife.

[JD Ryan]

So many punch lines there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't be too rich, can't be too skinny. Hooter. Don't eat yourself to death. No.

[JD Ryan]

God, what a miserable way to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my grandmother used to say can't be too rich, you can't be too skinny. There's nothing better than grandma lines. They really is. The dipping grandma comments from last week was interesting. All the snuff call ins where grandma's dipping the snuff that got a lot.

[JD Ryan]

Of folks stirred up. Oh my grandma used to have it.

[Goat Boy]

All over the place.

[JD Ryan]

All over the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little tins. There's one lady that called in and said her dad was an alcoholic and he'd come home and beat grandma and the grandkids and then they would hide under the bed and they would snort grandma's snuff king to calm themselves down when the grandpa was being mean and drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Bizarre. What a functional family.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that they felt comfortable enough with us to call in and share the story.

[Goat Boy]

Any port in the storm?

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is in the news?

[JD Ryan]

JD well Ford has been in there. We talked about last week how Ford had some of the steering wheels that just, I don't know, came off. Well, they're in the news again. Another recall ready 350,000 cars over fears they could just roll off while they're parked. The recall affects the 2018 Ford F150s, the Ford F650s and the 750 trucks. And also the 2018 expeditions equipped with the 6 and 10 speed automatic transmissions. Basically you put it in park and it don't stay there. Vehicles could move with no warning on the dashboard even when the park was selected on the gear shift. Anyway, detail dealers will be inspecting the vehicles for free. They'll also offer a free Uber ride to the the closest Toyota, Honda or Chevrolet dealership if you prefer. Jason, that's a joke too. That was a joke part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Jason.

[Goat Boy]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a bad joke. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, Jason Harris and a group of others renowned glass blowing artists gonna meet in Seattle. Where else? Over the 420 weekend to create the world's largest bong. The giant bong will tower 24ft high and weigh 800 pounds when completed this guy, by the way, in 2003, was arrested by federal law enforcement officers, along with 54 other people, including our own friend, Tommy Chong of Cheech and Chong win the sting operation call Operation Pipe Dream for making distributing paraphernalia. So this guy was arrested in the same time Tommy Chong was. Chong, of course, sometimes known as the King of Stoners, was sentenced to nine months in federal prison. Let's see what else we got here. If you've been hiding from the cops in Houston for 37 years after escaping an Oklahoma prison, probably not a good idea to list your real name in your mama's obituary. 58 year old Stephen Michael Paris was arrested without incident this week in Houston. Basically, they put the obit in the paper and the U.S. marshals went, hey, we've been looking for you for a while. They found him in Houston hiding under an assumed name.

[Goat Boy]

Wow. What a time to come out though.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, really. It's like grandma mama finally got me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they catch him at the funeral?

[JD Ryan]

The only help my mama ever raised. Yes, they did. And finally, a U.S. senate candidate in Michigan has proposed a plan to arm homeless people with shotguns in a bid to reduce crime. How do these people. How do these people get elected? Seriously? Brian Ellison, a Libertarian candidate who is expected to be the party's candidate in the upcoming midterm election, said homeless people are often at risk of becoming victims of violent crime, and one way to prevent it is by giving guns. Ellison said that although he thinks the pistols for homeless people would be ideal. Pistols? Due to the stringent gun laws, shotguns are the only alternative. Basically, his election motto is give him a gun. Watch the fun. All right, what else you got? Anything else?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Give them the gun. Watch.

[JD Ryan]

You're going to give homeless people guns? That's going to protect them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[JD Ryan]

You can't write it. You can't write this stuff.

[Goat Boy]

In many instances, though. JD Chaos works.

[JD Ryan]

You're going to give homeless people guns?

[Goat Boy]

I'm not going to give them anything.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ Prek. When you're. When you're loading. Earlier I said make a meme and put it on the show Facebook page about the ba. Like about Save the horse. Uhhuh. You know, she looks like she's 14 years old. Dude, I had to delete it. People started hacking on us, calling us weirdos. I mean, you don't. I mean, use. Use some common sense.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, I just googled, you know, walk of shame, you know, hey, they're young prostitutes out there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but. But that's not. That's not funny. That's not funny. We want to be funny in teenage prostitutes. That's not funny.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I'll find some old for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. Thank you, thank you.

[JD Ryan]

Do you guys hear this? Do you know who Art Bell is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you want to hear a funny story?

[Goat Boy]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We'll talk about that in a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. This is terrible. Bobbo, do you remember this? So, God, how many years has it been? 11 years ago When I started this and I had that Ford store in Vernon, Texas. We built the studio on the showroom. Floor. Floor. And it was espn, Right? Right. I do this show, the Daily Noon or. Trying to figure out how to be a talk show host.

[JD Ryan]

Radio guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really working on it. There was a town prostitute, small town, Vernon, Texas.

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her name was Susie.

[JD Ryan]

Yet one, one, one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a street walker in a four red light town.

[JD Ryan]

So she was known.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she wasn't very attractive. No. Do you remember this girl?

[Goat Boy]

I'm trying to think she had a stage name. It was Susie something.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I brought her onto the radio. Really? In, in this small town?

[JD Ryan]

Of course you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she, we. We said, somebody go find her out on the street. We'll give her $5. Come get on the air with us. And she comes up, she starts talking about having sex with local city councilmen. Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks for coming. Coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

We talked about what got her to where she was. And she was in Jugs magazine. And she was in this. And she was in that, man. Oh, it was bad, dude. And then the town paper got a hold of it. Yeah. And it did. It was not. And this was like during the time when I was running for mayor.

[JD Ryan]

I was going to say John. And you wonder why you didn't maybe win mayor. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I. I didn't mean to out the city council the whole.

[Goat Boy]

You did build yourself up a good stable of reputation out there. It was outstanding.

[JD Ryan]

That is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun. And do you remember the. Do you remember the debate, the mayoral debate at the local junior college? Man, we're all in. In suit and ties and I'm sitting up there on the stage.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The local radio guy.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I paid money for this audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. I've got it somewhere.

[JD Ryan]

Do you really? Oh, bring it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was straight.

[JD Ryan]

Bring it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then one lady stood up, had to do it. And she started reading lines that she. That I've said over the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when she started that, I'm like, here we go. I'M done.

[JD Ryan]

You're done?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm done. And all she could come up with is me referring to women as chicks. That was it that I was like, oh, well, I'm still in it. We're still in this. We're still in this.

[JD Ryan]

She didn't get any of the good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing about Susie the prostitute. Nothing about the, the Donut Indians that I brought on.

[JD Ryan]

He calls women chicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

He calls women just wrong. This man's gonna be the mayor. Nothing about all the bad, bad Oklahoma jokes like that. It was. That was fun. That was an interesting, interesting time in my life.

[Bobbo]

Was Buster Dix there?

[John Clay Wolf]

We know Buster Dix was not there. But, but he has. Well, he, he did come up and help me with, with I've been some of my campaign strategy. Buster's right here today. I mean, Buster, what's been going on? Dude, I didn't see you.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah. Hey, John. I'm just stopped by to share your tacos with you. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

You do have tacos here.

[Goat Boy]

How about a couple of bumper stickers? Hey, vote for Buster. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Hey, midterms.

[JD Ryan]

Midterms are coming up. You guys excited?

[Goat Boy]

Gonna be blue wave. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna be a blue wave.

[Goat Boy]

Never let lesson be wasted on you about politics, about calling girls checks. Okay? Hey, you can call them little honeys, little darlings to the face, but in the third person only. Women is the only word you going to use. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

And I use this all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the day.

[Goat Boy]

K. Bailey Hutchinson.

[Caller]

I remember her.

[Goat Boy]

I work. I worked in her office for a long time now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. What, what is your role in the.

[Goat Boy]

Legislation right now, in politics, your state representative, state legislation?

[John Clay Wolf]

What area?

[Goat Boy]

District 19, silly. You don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I just forget these things. I don't even know where District 19 is.

[Goat Boy]

I know that. Ain't you know your home territory now? But I know you got a show. You don't mind me talking on it.

[JD Ryan]

And I wonder what the shutdown of back page did to any of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Goat Boy]

I'm 19. They got. See. All right, District 13's got the Palo Dura Canyon.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, Right.

[Goat Boy]

That's a lot to compete with and just landmark wise. Yeah, that's West Texas. Well, we've got Caprock Canyon.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you got Capro.

[Goat Boy]

That's perfectly nice. Okay. That's about a half a mile.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Goat Boy]

You know, 40ft down. No, it's not as deep. It's not as pretty. We don't have a stage show or any damn fairy thing like that. But I'll tell you what. Shatterback in the can.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

It's $6. A six pack. District 19. That's my bill.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's your bill?

[Goat Boy]

No, Beer Gouge Bill 2014. That's me. Bust your dicks.

[JD Ryan]

You did that?

[Goat Boy]

Put that in. Yeah. Also, and we call women anything, any loving thing they want to be called.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, but when you talk about in third person, you only say women.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are some other bills that you've. You've lobbied your way through? Pushed your way through?

[Goat Boy]

Oh, there's a bunch. There's a bunch. We've had no jigging after November. Yeah. For the bass fishermen. Bass fishermen out there. Bass fishermen angling. We got a pretty good sized lake out there just south of Copper Break State Park.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I know right where it is.

[Goat Boy]

That's a good place in the world. It's not a big lake. We got some big fish.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's no jigging after November.

[Goat Boy]

Old man Benjamin, one of my finest contributors, stocks it with largemouth bass all the time. And we have the kids come out the Boy Scout, Troop 118, and they, you know, use the jigsaw.

[JD Ryan]

They use the jigs.

[Goat Boy]

It's hard to fish with a jig. Have you ever tried it?

[JD Ryan]

I have, yes.

[Goat Boy]

You gotta, you gotta reel while you pull down, then pull while you pull down and pull that little mother jump on water like that. Boy, when a bass hops on it, you can't believe it.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Goat Boy]

Okay, but we've got these turtles, okay? Yeah, Like Benjamin.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I see the problem.

[Goat Boy]

These turtles, if you see them there, they got a Mohawk type of a deal on top of their head.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Goat Boy]

And they breathe through their genitals.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a. I got a hard break.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got to go to break. We'll be back in a minute with more of.

[Goat Boy]

They love that jig.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Aretha's version of Eleanor Rigby is better than the Beatles. It's telling me. And when the black choir girls start going here. Just a second. You'll hear what I'm talking about.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here they come. Why don't they make good music like this anymore?

[Goat Boy]

You know that guy we were talking about? What's his name? Charlie? Leon Bridges.

[Bobbo]

Leon Bridges, yes.

[Goat Boy]

That's good old fashioned soul music. And it just came out last year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he have some black girls as backup singers. That's what it takes. Takes.

[Goat Boy]

He has crazy. His music is crazy good, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[Bobbo]

Leon Bridges.

[Goat Boy]

He's from Fort Worth. I used to see him down at Scats, man. Part of New Orleans nights.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No cover, no name in Vernon, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What's up?

[Caller]

I don't.

[Goat Boy]

Nothing.

[Caller]

I. I just listening and I. Y' all was talking about Susie and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I remembered the town prostitute.

[Caller]

Yeah, y' all was talking. Her nickname was Susie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sagging Susie. Do you remember when I had her on the radio about 12 years ago?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Goat Boy]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And oddly enough. Do you remember Cletus, my old co. Host? I see him on hold. We're gonna grab him. What? Real quick, Cletus.

[Caller]

What's up, Wolf Man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. How have you been?

[Goat Boy]

There he is, everybody.

[Caller]

I've been pretty good. How about yourself?

[John Clay Wolf]

We bring up the town prostitute and here comes all the callers.

[JD Ryan]

Seriously?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I can't believe she said my name on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she did or I did?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, as a councilman, I was not.

[Caller]

One of her clients.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she still with us?

[Caller]

I haven't seen Susie since I've seen you. Since I've seen her.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is the crazy guy Box Head, is he still around in Vernon, Texas?

[Caller]

Box Head, still around. Kenny Joe still around. We had him on the air. We never could land a Box Head interview.

[John Clay Wolf]

Explain to the listeners, our. Our listeners, the Box Head, what that is and who that is and what he does.

[Caller]

Well, he's a gentleman and he's fashioned some sort of cardboard box that covers three sides of his head. And then he has a frying pan to shield the front of his face and he. I don't know how to describe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better than that, but you gotta understand, you're on in a lot of cities right now, they still know what the hell you're talking. So he walks around town?

[Caller]

Yeah, he just walks up and down the street and. I don't know, he thinks. I don't know what he. The box has some kind of purpose. I'm not sure what it is, but it protects him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't it. Didn't you get up close to him like a Bigfoot sighting one day and try to lure him on the air with us? And he explained why he didn't want to come. I forgot.

[Caller]

Hey. No, he didn't. He didn't say anything. He's not friendly.

[JD Ryan]

How are you not friendly with the Box?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you the truth. Like the Cosby show. The guy that has the. The hat over his face with the holes. This guy walks around town, summer, winter, whenever, walking around the box on his.

[JD Ryan]

Head and nobody stops him and says, just normal.

[Goat Boy]

That's normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just normal.

[Goat Boy]

One of the indigenous peoples of Vernon and didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he come in and get coffee at the dealership and we just let it go when he come in all the time to get coffee. Something.

[Caller]

That was Kenny Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, what was Kenny? You're right. Is Kenny Joe just the town crazy?

[Caller]

Yeah, he was. He kind of. He's like box head without the box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, are these people, are they like on welfare? Are they homeless?

[Caller]

You know, I don't know what. I don't know what box heads living situation is, but King Joe actually used to rent an apartment off of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And he was. But what was he? Was he special needs?

[Caller]

Yeah, he got a disability.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. All right. What are you doing today? What's your story?

[Caller]

I'm on the highway headed to Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You still flying airplanes?

[Caller]

Listen. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are y' all flying now?

[Caller]

A 55 Barrett.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing. Cool.

[Caller]

Yeah, same thing as you got, Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't. I haven't started mine in eight months.

[Caller]

So if y' all want it may not start.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will. But if y'. All. If y'. All want another one just as a parts plan or backup or something, I'll probably sell it pretty damn cheap. I'm ready to get rid of.

[Caller]

Is yours ready for salvage?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope, Nope. I'd fly it up there today.

[Caller]

Well, is it ever average or upper 20?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's. It's average. It's clean but bad paint job.

[Caller]

Clean but bad paint job. And probably low time engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, very high time engines. Very high time engines. But anyway, we can get into that later.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, I. I would take a. I would take a. Y' all don't happen to have like a charity or something I could donate it to and get a tax write off to you?

[Caller]

You know, I think I could. I do. I do know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it book out a little higher than the actual cash value is what I'm trying to say. You don't want to give up on the kid. Just give up on the car. Cash for clunkers right off the car. Well, thanks for calling in and refreshing us of the whole box head. Kenny Joe and Susie. Were you on the air with me today when I brought Susie in?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was. We were in there. We were on the phone with somebody Been bitten a car or something. And she came rolling in, and we weren't expecting. Expecting her. She just. Somebody had told her that. Somebody had told her there was a cash reward up there, and she made her way that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, life.

[Goat Boy]

Cletus, you sound like you've grown up a bit. You're not giving us the full spiel.

[Caller]

What's up, Bobo?

[Goat Boy]

You used to have the whole, you know, I'll never forget you saying somebody crapped in the garbage can out here. Used to be more country pies sounded.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not as chicken fried now. He got. He got a divorce, he got a new woman. He got a real job. Means his life's changed. He's no longer. You know, he was like a Kenny Joe himself, except he was the. The smart one.

[Goat Boy]

I remember the traffic report.

[Caller]

Speaking of real jobs, about you guys. Y' all guys doing good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, everything's kicking along real well. You would do the traffic report. And we had that fake helicopter, and we were talking about traffic.

[Goat Boy]

A couple cowboys headed out here north of town. Oh, we got a cowboy down. Really, Cletus, what's going on? Oh, we got another cowboy down. This looked like a Brokeback situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we were doing the Childress traffic report. We had a cowboy down and then another cowboy down. And it was a Brokeback situation. And that pissed some people off. People were very sensitive.

[Caller]

They are, especially around there. You know, you were talking about that. That sheep deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the first time I was.

[Caller]

Ever on air with you. Well, the very first day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's go ahead and revisit that moment. So what happened is, is somebody's on our right and Cletus is on my left. And I asked them back in high school, growing up, at any of these high school parties, country, you know, out in the pasture, any weird stuff ever happened with farm animals?

[JD Ryan]

So Cletus was on the air with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's on the air with us right now. And I think you need to just go ahead and tell the story, Cletus.

[Caller]

Okay, well, let me. Let me preface this, but Bob. Oh, now, he didn't let me tell you. I didn't know John Wolf at the time. I met him the night before at the country club.

[Goat Boy]

That's how he hits it.

[Caller]

Hey, we're gonna do a radio show.

[JD Ryan]

You want to come?

[Caller]

I said, sure, why not? And so he leads off with the beast of Beastiality story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know what we were going.

[Caller]

To be talking about on the radio, but that's not what I was expecting. Anyway, so that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So tell us the bestiality story. We need to tell us the bestiality. No, I don't. I don't.

[Caller]

I didn't. I didn't actually know a beastiality story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the hell you didn't. You're mate. Now you're backpedaling.

[JD Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys told me off the air what it was. You know, you can change the names of the innocent. We don't have to drop people in the grease. Just change the names, change the city, change it all. Just tell the truth.

[Caller]

That I don't. I don't know what beastie story.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember enough of it to get you to jog your memory. Y' all were at some party in a field or a barn or something. Everybody's drunk and y' all bet some old boy that's kind of nerdy to go get it on with this calf and. And he was like trying to be cool and he did right in front of all you. True or false?

[Caller]

No, that's false.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go, Cletus. I'll talk to you soon. That is not false.

[JD Ryan]

You really want to get on the radio to say, yeah, that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, but he didn't do it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, but he was there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some. The problem is is that everybody in town would know what they're talking about. I know there's going to be somebody calling a minute this listen was there. That's going to tell us the damn truth.

[Goat Boy]

Is it me or could you listen to Cletus talk forever?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a lot of times my, you know, when. When a call is going along, my internal ticker is going, get it on. Wrap it up. Wrap it up. Now. I like listening to him. And the way I met him, we were at a party at this, the country club, which ain't much of a country club in Vernon, Texas. Like an eight hole golf course.

[Goat Boy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or seven and a half in Johnson grass. And then we go to a late night party at Guy's house. And Cletus is doing. He took vodka and he would drop dry ice in a Gatorade bottle and it would smoke up the vodka. And he was taking bong hits off of it and he was standing up and being very entertaining. And I just had this moment. I was like, star Search, I found my guy. Listen to this guy. If I can get him loosened up enough where he can be, what I'm hearing right now, we've got something. And we did. And it was.

[Goat Boy]

It worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did work. Damn, damn, damn. Damn. Damn.

[JD Ryan]

By the way, a moment ago, Buster Dicks talked about the reptile, a turtle. A punk turtle that is endangered that can breathe through its genitals. USA Today punk turtle that breeze through its butt makes endangered reptile list. True story.

[Goat Boy]

How does he know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Please put that on the Facebook show place. How does he know this? I just don't know.

[Goat Boy]

Well, that's the reason for the no jig legislation out there. I think he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's because you didn't want to catch the punks, Right?

[Goat Boy]

All right. Leave them punks alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like the Pink Floyd song.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, they had billboards all over the place.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't eat your meat, how can you get any pudding? We'll be right back after these words.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Rosetta.

[Bobbo]

Give me the VIN.

[Podbean Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder what Susie's doing now. The back page is closed down.

[JD Ryan]

I think she's still around.

[John Clay Wolf]

She may have taken a straight job.

[JD Ryan]

How many years ago was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

12. And she was probably hard, hard, hard. 53 years old.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, I'm gonna guess she's retired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Retired. Retired. And Mattress Max spokesperson. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to get a bit of your car, go ahead. Goat Boy. I. I need more Goat Boy. He's been gone for so long. You know, we had Axl Rose singing. Who was he singing? Well, Goat Boy got famous doing a Fleetwood Mac. It's really not that good of a clip. I've heard it before, but. Go Boy. Are you here?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is. Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

John, I just. I wish you wouldn't play this deal for laughs. Why?

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of funny.

[Goat Boy]

It just makes me feel kind of bad.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it was a long time ago. It was back when out in the country time. He was all, you can play it. Turleys it. It's kind of dumb. It's a fleet with maximum as well.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember this cupboy?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're best work is with the Bee Gees. I gotta get a message to you. We don't have a cut of that. I'll have to grab that for next week. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. So go boy. Back to the legislation down in Louisiana where they're putting a bill through to cut out bestiality. Will you feel safer traveling back to Louisiana after that?

[Goat Boy]

Oh, Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you have any other weird stories?

[Goat Boy]

I like small towns, but, you know, out there, it's hard, even at school, give me a hard time. I went to college at LSU on a scholarship.

[JD Ryan]

Did you really?

[Goat Boy]

17 years old, 4.0, 11th grade, straight to college. Going for the debate team. Making my arguments. Coach has got her hands all over my ass. I'm like. I'm trying to talk. God. Stop, Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

The coach. The debate team coach.

[Goat Boy]

What? A bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. So you're kind of like, hashtag, me too also.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah. Oh, wow.

[JD Ryan]

Who knew?

[Goat Boy]

Just out in this world, you know, you try so hard. That's why I started making speed. Trying to make a living, you know, no taxes, all pays in cash, you know, but you gotta live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buy a.

[Goat Boy]

House, try to meet a girl, have a few kids. God. I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did that experience at LSU when the debate coach rubbed on your. Your private areas, did it affect you?

[Goat Boy]

Tell you, it made me tough. Went straight to. Went straight to Lafayette. Started making speed. I'm not talking about this yellow Nazi mess.

[JD Ryan]

Not to get. Not the math.

[Goat Boy]

I'm talking about real crystal. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ice.

[JD Ryan]

Ice.

[Goat Boy]

Sell it for $140 a gram, and then they pop me. Yeah. Oh, they got you straight to jail.

[JD Ryan]

But that was an experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to Angola?

[JD Ryan]

Can be the Goat boy in jail.

[Goat Boy]

Paid my lawyer $30,000 cash, and he screwed me.

[JD Ryan]

That's the case. But that's. He's not the only one straight to.

[Goat Boy]

Angola out of all the jails. Angola's bad. Really bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go boy. I. I am so sorry to hear about this.

[Goat Boy]

Two years without a shower.

[Bobbo]

Oh, wow.

[Goat Boy]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're finally out. You're back with us. You know, there was a me too movement about a situation like this that started in. In Hollywood. And I think maybe you need to be the spokesman.

[Goat Boy]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For animals. I don't know that have been.

[Goat Boy]

You know, these days I gotta be calm. I've got a bad heart.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, they really are for all these.

[Goat Boy]

All the d. Well, the darkest will do it, cuz the crystal man.

[JD Ryan]

Why, of course I know that will do it.

[Goat Boy]

No. Wasn't enough to just snort it off the table. Had to smoke it from a light bulb.

[JD Ryan]

Light bul.

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. You had a hard life.

[Goat Boy]

When's it going to stop?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what everybody else is asking. This listing right now.

[JD Ryan]

Please stop it. Begging you.

[Goat Boy]

And now there's an opening in Fleetwood Mac.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Lindsey Buckingham. I know what you guess. What a jerk.

[JD Ryan]

Are you gonna apply or not?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you Are.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah, I think I can hear you singing.

[JD Ryan]

I can hear you.

[Goat Boy]

There are a lot of places in Europe where I can't perform with the horns. We have to get a special license.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Didn't know that.

[Goat Boy]

For an animal show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, an animal show.

[Goat Boy]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I got it.

[Goat Boy]

Hey, but that's showbiz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Goat Boy]

Wish me luck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[JD Ryan]

Go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep trucking, man. Keep trucking. Keep trucking.

[Bobbo]

Never knew Go, boy. Did Jared.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jared. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God bless America. Who's pretty good. Holy hell, man. That dude cracks me up. Okay, 08 Mustang with a bucko one on it. And I'm gonna start talking like him now. That's all I can hear in my head.

[JD Ryan]

I can do.

[Caller]

Stop.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a GT or an LA? Six cylinder? Eight soldier.

[Caller]

It's. It's just a sweet 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[Caller]

It's a stock. Just a bear as it gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's 08.101 average rough, a couple clean, slightly above average.

[Caller]

It's got interior problems, but exterior looks fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stick shift or automatic?

[Caller]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a four grander to me.

[Caller]

All right, well, it looks like I'm still a little upside down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sucks to be flipped. 800, 800.

[JD Ryan]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[Goat Boy]

You're gonna get stuck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Going to be doing this the rest of the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goat boy has a weak heart from crystal meth. Right? And it all started with him getting inappropriately touched by his debate coach at lsu. Yeah, that's when his life went off the rails.

[Goat Boy]

Don't let him tell you it's going to be okay. His life is bad. God, I hate myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Goat Boy]

Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loren, what were you talking about? About something about the. The hot chick from the Blaze that's so angry.

[Goat Boy]

I proved myself wrong about that. But I got all pent up about the back page thing. I don't think it's fair. Well, because people have a right to make a living. You know, it would seem like you could keep the traffickers off there. Just legalize it, okay? Prohibition doesn't work. Legalize it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Las Vegas legalized prostitution is what he's talking about.

[JD Ryan]

I know. Not human trafficking. Let's make that very clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show does not condone the thank you ideas or views of Bob Brown.

[Goat Boy]

So in researching the Randy bit for today, I had to look up Hustler magazine because what's he doing in there, you know, with the Hustler magazine while he's waiting for this guy to finish using the bathroom? So I had to look up what the names of the features were in Hustler magazine because I'm very thorough and I overdo it. I know, I know. And it got me to thinking. There was a believer of the money they did a deal with S. Do you know SC cup?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

What is that?

[Goat Boy]

She is a conservative. She was a CNN analyst. She now has her own nighttime deal, 6pm I think on Headline News. And she's a pretty good show host. I mean, I just. I love her. She wears glasses. She's very tall, long legged, brunette. Okay. And what Hustler magazine did, just like last year was they superimposed a picture of her doing a carnal act.

[JD Ryan]

I see.

[Goat Boy]

And she didn't sue him. She had a good nature about it.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Goat Boy]

But she was terrified by it. She's like, wow, that picture's out there forever. So it got me thinking, who else is a conservative harpy? You know, because if you google any female celebrity, right, and add the word naked, I understand somebody's photos and then press images. Somebody's photo, somebody. There are fake naked pictures of anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it couldn't you guys out there that are handy with Photoshop.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put up some pictures of Bobbo on our Facebook page. Or actually you can go to the John Clay Wolf show page and Hit team. And there's a good up close of Bobbo. And I would love for you to superimpose Bobbo naked so that we can put in Bobbo images naked. And then you will at that point feel like you've made it.

[Goat Boy]

There you go. Make sure it's somebody with a good body.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to your story.

[Goat Boy]

I'm sorry, but they don't for Tomi Lahren.

[JD Ryan]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tommy.

[Goat Boy]

Tommy Lahren that we were talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who's that? The girl. The little hot angry blonde from the. From the Blaze.

[Goat Boy]

Very right wing.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's nut.

[Goat Boy]

Just shy of racist, gun loving, crazy conservative.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I see her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's hot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I see her images here.

[Goat Boy]

She's quite attracted.

[JD Ryan]

Tomi. T O M I. Oh, is it Tony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very angry.

[JD Ryan]

H R E N Laren.

[Goat Boy]

I don't know if they pronounce it Tomi or Tommy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, you put it in there. Hit neck and hit images.

[Goat Boy]

Nothing there. No, not on her and I. And how do you explain that? Well, like the government is shutting down everything worthwhile.

[JD Ryan]

No, you. No, you can simply go in and have people block things like that. Jimmy Buffett, try to find one of his songs. Beatles, try to find them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put in Jimmy Buffett naked. And hit enter. Hey, Lisa in Houston.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having fun, I tell you what.

[Caller]

But I'm a African American female, and I love your show. Y' all are equal opportunity rednecks, and I love it.

[Goat Boy]

That's right.

[Caller]

Oh, oh, and I forgot to add.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask. What?

[Caller]

I said I forgot to add. You're sexist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sexist. Now, wait a minute. What the hell? Equal opportunity sexist. Right now we're searching Jimmy Buffet naked. Yeah. Did you get anything? Did you get a naked.

[JD Ryan]

He's topless. He's not naked, but he is topless.

[Caller]

I didn't know whether or not. I mean, I never thought I'd have an opportunity to call, but I actually had a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go.

[Caller]

Okay, it is a 2009 Cadillac CT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it has less than 12,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours or did you inherit it from a in law?

[Caller]

Inherited from my aunt and uncle, and they both passed away and they could not drive it anywhere except around, you know, all freeways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

You know, I don't know. I don't have it in front of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller]

Don't remember it. Is that wine? Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have an ability. Where is the car located? Is it in Houston?

[Caller]

It's actually in San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have drivers in San Antonio. We can get it out of there.

[Caller]

Good, good, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my head, let's use $10,000 as a number, but get someone to take a picture of the VIN and take a picture or the license plate number and take you some pictures of the car. And then load it into givemetheven.com and then we can be specific. But I know it's worth ten grand, but I think it's worth more than that. It all depends if it's got a sunroof, it's. There's three different versions of that car, and I won't know until I get the VIN number.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure either because I'm not in front of it, but I do have the VIN and the license number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go ahead. Start with that. Go ahead and start with that. Go to givemethevend.com and load it up and then put the 11,000 miles said called in the show. I'm going to get pictures and we will pick it up in San Antonio after we make an agreement. And I'd love to do business with you. And thanks so much for calling in.

[Caller]

Thank you. I love you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, ma'. Am.

[Goat Boy]

I love you, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fun. I love it when the. When different. Ray, you know, everybody gets just a melting pot because they want to say that we're too hard this and too hard that. We're not equal opportunity offenders. She said it wonderful. Rednecks, rednecks, rednecks. Now, see, I took a little offense to that, but I'm gonna get over it. I'm gonna get over it, right? My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember, the podcast will be up@john claywolf.com and we will see you next Saturday morning.

[JD Ryan]

See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

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