#145 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/21/18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #145 (04/21/18)

Date: February 13, 2026
Description: Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, The John Clay Wolfe Show covers everything from cars and sports to sex, drugs, and rock & roll, all with the raw, irreverent humor the crew is known for. This episode delivers signature banter, wild stories, and plenty of audience calls about buying and selling cars.

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Episode Overview

This episode brings listeners another fast-paced, freewheeling Saturday with John Clay Wolfe and his crew. As always, the guys deliver a mix of off-the-cuff comedy and the business of car buying, but they also touch on everything from strip club DJing to health scares, office bathroom bets, unforgettable dating advice, and why you shouldn't repaint your vintage Viper. Whether you're here for the automotive expertise or the gut-busting stories, it's classic JCW Show material.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Starting in Chaos: Radio Mishaps & News Oddities

• [00:54-01:29] The show kicks off with classic stories about radio nightmares and funny news tidbits—including the tale of a naked woman busted in a bathtub with Cheetos in Louisiana.
  • "[A Monroe, Louisiana woman] broke into a home and had a snack in the bathtub... naked in her bathtub eating Cheetos." – J.D. Ryan [01:29]
• [02:19-04:12] Satire on North Korea’s missile “halt” and Kim Jong Un's global tour, with mockery directed at the dictator's “snappy haircut” and skeptical takes on their actual capabilities.
  • "And we believe him." – John Clay Wolfe [02:32]

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2. Big News for Texas Drivers: Toll Fee Amnesty

• [04:19-07:27] The Texas Department of Transportation waives $1.3 billion in late toll fees. The team jokes about gaming the system, how confused automated cameras get with dealer tags, and the relief (or confusion) that comes with the news.
  • "So did I do good by hanging on and waiting it out?" – John Clay Wolfe [05:31]
  • "They're not me. They're sent to the wrong people. It’s fraud. It's damned wrong.” – John Clay Wolfe [06:59]

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3. Uncle Roy’s Rules of Dating & Real-Life Soap Opera

• [13:03-15:51] Uncle Roy joins to dispense his infamous dating wisdom—his three rules, and the revelation that he’s had a 40-year affair with a married woman.
  • "She always got to be married." – Roy [14:38]
  • "Because she got to leave at 9 o’clock." – Roy [14:42]
  • This segment stands out for its blend of wild honesty and working-class humor.

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4. In-Studio Pranks: The Legendary Pooh Bet

• [18:27-22:59] The crew shares a recurring office betting saga—timing how long a coworker takes in the restroom. They amuse themselves (and clearly the listeners) with play-by-play and food-based strategies.
  • "One day was in there... They thought he died. It was an hour." – J.D. Ryan [19:08]
  • "It was 36 minutes... There was a winner." – Mike [20:56]

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5. Songs, Stories & Strip Club History

• [23:46-24:34] Musical interludes—John discusses his daughter playing piano and the crew reminisces about teaching kids classic rock.
• [140:35-143:10] Bobbo shares memories of being a strip club DJ, breaking down the psychology behind music choices and how to coax last-dollar bills from the late crowd.
  • "All the poor guys that are down to their last 30 bucks, all singles break down and go and start giving that money away..." – Bobbo [141:09]

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6. Car Calls, Car Tales, and Car Lore

• Throughout, listeners call in for live appraisals. John deals out both honest market advice and plenty of humor.
  • "What'd you pay for it? ...You can't get that, but yeah, I think it's a night. I think it's a nine grander." – John Clay Wolfe, pricing a caller’s used truck [28:32]
  • "If anybody out there has a nice [K5 Blazer]... I'll impress you with what I'll pay." – John [45:44]
  • [133:44-134:37] A stern warning: don’t repaint your vintage Viper unless you want to knock thousands off its value.

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7. Health Scares Have the Guys Reflecting

• [39:13-42:31] John recounts a close friend’s recent heart attack, prompting the team to laugh about middle-aged mortality, but also nudge each other about diet, exercise, and “mental stretching.”
  • "You have somebody close to you... you're like, oh my God, that could be me. I... life's almost over." – John [41:13]

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8. Office Antics & 'Moo' Vin Numbers

• [83:35-84:41] DJ Pre K’s creative way of reading VIN numbers ("C as in cow, M as in moo") quickly becomes office legend and fodder for weeks of jokes.
  • "But I had one that had a C and an M. So I said okay, C as in cow, then M... M as in moo." – DJ Pre K [84:02]

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9. Game Segment: Black, White, Latino, or Other

• [69:25-71:27] DJ Pre K runs the regular segment: listeners try to guess the ethnicity behind a Florida drug arrest—wild excuses and all.
  • "She blamed it on the wind. She said, it must have flown through the window and into my purse." – DJ Pre K [69:43]

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10. Fake Offers & Carmax Guarantees

• [122:07-124:41] The guys discuss how some sellers try to present doctored buy offers from CarMax or dealers. Mike explains how they're always caught and advised to just be straight, as GiveMeTheVIN will genuinely pay top dollar or better.
  • "You can't BS a BS'er." – John Clay Wolfe [123:50]

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11. Marijuana, Airline Drama, and the News

• [125:31-127:59] The Southwest Airlines midair emergency is dissected—not to sensationalize, but to highlight how rare and statistically safe US commercial aviation is, despite media hype.
  • "That is awesome. The news needs to shut up." – John [125:56]
• Multiple riffs on the 4/20 marijuana holiday, jokes about raccoons overdosing on meth or weed, and what it means to "test your stash at the police station" (hint: don’t).

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12. The Show’s Heart: Friendship, Teasing, & Community

• The episode is packed with tales—both earnest and outrageous—about growing older, tackling health, nostalgia for old trucks, car market tips, camaraderie among the crew, and Texas/Louisiana flavor throughout.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "It's fraud. It's damned wrong." – John Clay Wolfe [06:59]
• "She always got to be married... because she got to leave at 9 o'clock." – Roy [14:38-14:42]
• "I just threw up in my mouth." – John Clay Wolfe, during the 'Pooh Bet' segment [22:02]
• "You got to pay for the little bastards you do." – John Clay Wolfe [24:09]
• "If I don't beat Carmax, then I'm just gonna mail you a check for 100 bucks." – John Clay Wolfe [109:25]
• "If you jack with them, make sure you do it well... make sure you don’t let your cousin get his welder out." – John Clay Wolfe [135:44]
• "If you miss us, look up the podcast... next Saturday, we'll be back. Bye." – Bobbo, wrapping it up as Goat Boy [150:51]

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Noteworthy Moments

• Hilarious reading of FCC-safe but wild stories (Cheetos bathtub burglar, raccoon gets into meth, etc.).
• Reenactment of strip club DJ intros, complete with soundtrack and “second dance” breakdown.
• Musical nostalgia, blending family anecdotes and classic rock references.
• An in-depth wink at car industry secrets—VIN reading, auction strategies, what NOT to do (like color-changing a classic).
• Routine bursts of regional, blue-collar wisdom, from “Uncle Roy’s Dating Rules” to truck-buying pro tips.

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

The show maintains its irreverent, rough-around-the-edges Texas wit—fast talk, inside jokes, and self-deprecating humor. The car expertise is always laced with real tales of loss, luck, and living fast, the give-and-take among the gang is strong, and listeners are as likely to learn something new as they are to spit out their coffee laughing.

"Just remember, nothing's as important as staying out of trouble, being healthy, and being a good role model." – John Clay Wolfe [150:37]

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A perfect episode for anyone who loves cars, classic radio comedy, and listening in on the relentless, real-life ribbing of a sharp Texas crew.

Transcript

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Mike]

Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just goes down the hall, just.

[Mike]

Like, oh, the show's starting everywhere in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did this to me in Houston. He went out there and smoked a cigarette downstairs in the lobby, then got locked out. I'm standing there. You know the worst nightmare in the world, if anybody's ever been to radio? Is that the mics come on. You have no music. You have no one to talk to. You have nothing to say. You're standing there looking at a microphone. That was my Houston experience. And now Pablo did it again.

[Mike]

I'm here, J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're here for me. Thank you, Michael.

[Bobbo]

Hey, why don't y' all cry me a river?

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, why don't you sit in your seat?

[Mike]

You know, let's just get to the news, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[DJ Prek]

Just forget.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forget about. We have some. I guess we can do these again later because there's some funny ones in here. I hate to. I mean, the cool kids are up now, of course. A Monroe, Louisiana woman is facing burglary charges after she allegedly broke into a home and had a snack in the bathtub. Shouldn't be a problem, other than the fact she was breaking into the house. The homeowner returned to find Evelyn Washington, age 29, naked in her bathtub eating Cheetos. Seriously, you can't make this stuff up. When cops arrived, the bathtub was still full of water and a plate full of food, half eaten Cheetos sitting on the toilet next to the tub. Coincidence that it happened before 20.

[Mike]

I was about to say it really was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a true story, though. And in Monroe, Louisiana. Are we on in Monroe?

[Mike]

Yeah. Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somewhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somewhere. Somewhere in Louisiana. That could have happened anywhere in Louisiana. North Korean leader Kim Jong Un announced yesterday that his country will suspend missile testing and close all the nuclear test sites.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we believe him.

[J.D. Ryan]

The announcement comes amid preparation for the big meeting later this year between President Trump, Donald J. Trump, and the North Korean dictator. During the summit, Trump said he expects to talk to Kim about denuclearizing North Korea, as well as where he gets that snappy haircut.

[Mike]

Do you really think they had a nuclear program anyway? I mean, come on. It's a joke. It's a joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can't get fireworks to work.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I don't think anybody had a nuclear program. They may have had a nuclear program.

[Mike]

He's making fun of Bush, you hillbilly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nuclear. Nuclear program. You don't think they have one at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever see the. You ever see the video of the jet, this big new fighter jet they supposedly had and it turned out to be literally a model of a mock up.

[Mike]

Everything there is fake. It's a big stage because they, they try to pretend they're somebody, you know, imagine them doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to. Actually trying to fire off a nuclear. Nuclear.

[Mike]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You must push the nuclear.

[Bobbo]

Am I nuts to think this may actually be taking place though? I mean, am I overly optimistic?

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't think it's even happening at all? I think.

[Bobbo]

Well, he met with South Korea's leader. He met with the president of China last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think he.

[Bobbo]

I think Kim Jong Un got to Beijing and saw those sky skyscrapers and airports, right. And big Coca Cola billboards, you know, and said, why not me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why shouldn't we do this?

[Mike]

Yeah, hashtag why not me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why not me? Me too. Hashtag, me too. So you think that's. That's what it's all about?

[Bobbo]

I think it's quite possible that it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

All about Coca Cola billboards.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

North Korea could be, man. It's very fun. Let's see what else? Oh, do you drive the tollway, Bobbo, at all?

[Bobbo]

Hardly ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hardly ever.

[Bobbo]

A lot of.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of folks do. The Texas Department of Transportation will waive more than 1.3 billion. That's with a B billion in late fines and fees owed by those who drove on its tollways since 2007.

[Mike]

Wait, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

11 years, man.

[Mike]

The holdout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike]

Seriously, Everybody's held out. This is awesome news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Finally, it finally paid off. Not paying those fees. A response is to a cap in such fees actually imposed last year by the legislature. So they basically said, okay, when it gets to a certain point, we're not going to charge you anymore.

[Mike]

The decision applies, so just keep charging it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, this is the late fees. Okay. So I think they still going to come after you for the actual toll.

[Mike]

Which is half the fees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which is half the fees. And then it multiplies up times. This is only on the TxDOT in the roads, by the way. I've got a lot of toll bills.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know, dude?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I know you don't pay them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how do you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, because you've talked about these before. You got a whole stack one day and we talked about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

A big stack.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What your revelation is.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are. The Texas Department of Transportation will waive more than 1.3 billion with a B. Now, this is late.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did I do good by hanging on and waiting it out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Late fines. Late fines and fees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Told you, Connie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Owed by those who drove on the Toro. Now, this is only the TX roads. If you travel on one of the other ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

What other ones are there?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of independent and private roads.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the Hood.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Right. When it goes through Como. When reached for comment. Every single day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hotel road. You pay in Pooty tank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, so basically they. They came out with legislation last year that said, we're going to cap off the fees. You can't. It's not going to be a million dollars if you never pay them. So they just said, at this point, we're going to wash them and we're going to start.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ask you this. I'm just asking for a friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ask me for a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just ask it for a friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Asking for a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the cap?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know what the individual cap is. I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a business cap?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. It's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Businesses apply to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyone who has.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't know what it doesn't say with them. You said they're going to cap it off. Do they say what that number is?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can look it up for you. It's not in the store.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't. Don't stop what you're doing. But for a friend. But. But during a break or so, please remember, look it up. Because this is like, probably a bigger issue in my problem. In my. Everybody has a problem stack. Yeah, it's probably big. Pretty big issue. My problem stack.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got an envelope one day that had a stack of these.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it wasn't a stack. It was about. No, it was about a foot. Yeah, about a foot. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of. Of fees.

[Bobbo]

They're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's. Let's be clear. They're not all you. You have a lot of vehicles.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of them are me. Let's be real clear. Let's be real clear. They're not me. They're sent to the wrong people. It's fraud. It's damned wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And these dealer tags, these black and white dealer tags that they're putting back on me because People are driving the toll roads, you know, how do those little cameras know that it's not a six and it's nine or it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly right. I mean, how do we know? So it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't driving it. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fraud. And you don't. Yeah, you don't deserve to pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm will pay a hush fee just to shut everybody up.

[Bobbo]

That's unconstitutional.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, 500,000. Not the 500,000 right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That they actually want.

[Mike]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you saying, Don Corleone? People driving down these highways, charging me money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My granddaddy built that highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unconstitutional.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the tollway. He.

[Bobbo]

I want to drive my truck up Plano. Smoking on a dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Having a nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of the Doobie Brothers, they're playing at the new Toyota Music Pavilion here.

[Bobbo]

Make me pay $4. Go to Plano.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Then stay off the tollway.

[Bobbo]

Ain't gonna do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, Midland, Lousiana, Corpus Christi, San Antonio, Austin. Everywhere in between. If you don't know where Plano is, that's right up the street from Dallas. Used to be a farm field back in the 80s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Used to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then Ross Perot. Big eared Ross.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna have a big plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we're gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna build a city just north of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. He did and he did and he did. Simple as that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get the pot charts right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was your day, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was marvelous. It was an amazing week. I have a radio theater I'm doing this afternoon. It's really kind of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio theater, is that like.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like radio theater where, you know, guys get together and we read a play in front of microphones and they have what they call Foley artists.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like a bunch of sissies getting together and like doing a drama, like at their house?

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly what it's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna put on makeup too?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, we are. Makeup and costumes and the whole thing. I actually do have a costume. It's from the 1930s. So we're dressing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we have an audience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna be actually in the Grapevine, Texas library right near the wreck. If you're near Grapevine, Texas, which is Dallas Fort Worth, come on by. It's at 2 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like back in the. Like Orson Welles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, exactly. Like Horse.

[Mike]

Only artists will be artists.

[J.D. Ryan]

Meanwhile, when there's a door closed, we have an actual little door they close.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was gonna say to be like being like Wolverine. Now, didn't he get in trouble for being a perv at the end of the at all? Who?

[J.D. Ryan]

Orson Wells?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Perry Home Companion.

[Bobbo]

Garrison Keeler. Yeah, he did.

[Mike]

I think he grabbed a couple asses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, who hadn't done that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, me too.

[Bobbo]

And for now, that's all from late. Great.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a whole different twist on the Me too. Me and John, hashtag me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just fixed it. Yeah, we just straightened it out. Yeah, I screwed her. Yeah, me too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me too squared.

[Bobbo]

That's a small town deal. Limited opportunities.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't wait for the letters on that Uncle Roy strut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, look at Uncle Roy. Morning. Get up in that mic. You sure are snappy this morning. I hear you hollering out in the parking lot like a dog in the cold.

[Bobbo]

Jumping around, literally strutting here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up?

[Roy]

Yeah, yeah. Mike, you don't know this, but I had to wake up awesome up on the bridge this morning, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Mike]

Austin Pre K. Oh, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No.

[Roy]

Five bedroom houses, sleeping on the bridge. What's up with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

[Mike]

What is this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sleeping on a bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got two five bedroom houses. I wasn't sleeping under a bridge. I was run. So when I got to the y' all know, I was running late and when I ran into the parking lot, I didn't have my britches on yet. So Roy was yelling at me across the parking lot in front of everybody, pointing it out. He's sleeping under the bridge.

[Roy]

Everybody waiting on there to see John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got.

[Roy]

I got some new guys out there. They said, man, we ain't never seen John.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see John, where's the owner.

[Bobbo]

Of the owner's underworld?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the owner right now, putting on his pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were you doing in your truck without your pants, man? I was in a hurry, I guess so. I've always been in a hurry, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never forgotten my pants. No, I didn't forget my pants. I grabbed my pants and grabbed my shoe.

[Roy]

He had them all on his own.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unbelievable.

[Roy]

Socks, everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got stopped by the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

I grabbed my. Grab my shoes, I grabbed my britches, jumped in the car, started driving, got here and went to getting dressed. And Roy had to start calling it out.

[Bobbo]

That's all right in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

My britches.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You do your thing, man. That's what, that's what John do. That's part of his art.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course, of course you would Come to his.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your story today, Roy? Do you have a bunch of pickups.

[Roy]

To get them all during the week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? There's not that many today. Well, I see 10 people.

[Roy]

We got like five today in Dallas. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy picks up the cars or has folks pick up the parts, and he does it from the. Give me the VIN site. When they go to give me the VIN and put in their VIN number. Give me the vin, buys your car. And then Roy dispatches everybody out. We've got Rick down in Houston. We've got strip club down in Louisiana, and we've got different dispatch people all over the region to go pick them up. What's pretty this week? You think of anything really cool, Roy? Anything fancy?

[Roy]

Nothing but Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all getting spoiled now. We've had so many fancy cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I don't know.

[Roy]

Yeah, that old man, he was crying. His wife left and he couldn't pay for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Roy]

Marrying these rich women's man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What now?

[Roy]

Talking about marrying all these rich women that ain't got no money when they ain't got no money, you know, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thought, he's marrying a rich woman. And she got. Oh, but she ain't got no money.

[Roy]

He ain't got no money.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she left him.

[J.D. Ryan]

She left him broke. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember Bob the dent man from way back at ims? It looked like Willie Nelson. He slept in his Suburban. Do you remember? They got those wolf pack tattoos, he and Mo and the rest of them. You know, Bob married a rich woman like that. He moved out of his Suburban and into her house. I don't know if rich just constitutes having a house, but depends on what.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have as to what is rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

He died. Old Sideshow Bob died, and I asked him to get a picture of the tattoo on his shoulder. They didn't.

[Roy]

I tried to comfort him, you know, I was saying, you know, he wanted to talk.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay in that mic. No, you just gotta have your face on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like right up on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. What were you saying? You're good, Roy.

[Roy]

I said. I tried to comfort him, you know, I knew what had happened. You know, he's. Oh, man, it just didn't work, man. I said, wait, you got a job? No, I ain't got. So that's why I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have y' all ever heard Roy's three rules about dating? I can't wait.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they, Roy? Do you remember? You taught him to me a long time ago. Three rules of Dating. Three rules.

[Roy]

Dating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Roy]

One, you got to have a job, your own car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta have a job, your own car. And what was the other one?

[Roy]

A J. Job.

[J.D. Ryan]

A job, job, a car.

[Roy]

Not because I want you to take care of me. I want you to take care of yourself.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Roy]

Okay, then I can pitch in every once in a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the lady has to have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Job in a car, right? It was number two.

[Roy]

And no kids.

[Bobbo]

No chill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

No children. But there was number three.

[Roy]

Number three?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Remember she got to be married?

[Roy]

Oh, yeah. She always got to be married.

[DJ Prek]

Why?

[Roy]

Because she got to leave at 9 o'.

[Scooter]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just have somewhere to go.

[Roy]

Yeah, she got to go home. Then I can do what I want to do.

[Bobbo]

You don't have to go home. You gotta leave him. Can't stay here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Car, job, no kids.

[Roy]

And you gotta make sure I call over about quarter eight. Because I know she gotta leave by nine so I won't have to be bothered with alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand this greatness. Words of wisdom by Uncle Roy brought to you by Natty Lay.

[Roy]

But then you got to have those married women, those same ones want to hang around all night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that's true. They get up in the morning and they want to like make breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

And those married women, do they just come and go, huh?

[Roy]

Oh, no. I've been had one party. The one, the one that you talk to when you like eight years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that's still the same. He's had the same gal since 77.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, wait, whoa. Is she still married?

[Roy]

She's still married. She still works and she still look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good and she still got a job and she still got a car.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy.

[Roy]

And she drives a Escalate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, Uncle Roy's theory's just been tested. It's known. It is no longer a hypothesis.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a theory. After 40 years, the same one.

[Bobbo]

40 years, we know the rules.

[John Clay Wolf]

40 years.

[Roy]

As long as you don't break extra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marital affair that has lasted 40 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never been caught in 40 years is amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have a party.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's amazing because normally eventually the husband gets wind.

[Mike]

What kind of anniversary do you have there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? 40 years at 50, y' all got to do something. Y' all gotta just let everybody come on over and have a cake.

[Roy]

She knows, you know, she know what time she has.

[J.D. Ryan]

The husband never suspected. Even as far as you know, the husband. Remember that guy she's married to? Has he never suspected?

[Roy]

Oh, we go about the din occasionally. You Know he know me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome to the hen house.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute. My name's John Clay Wolf and we give marital advice on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we don't.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you get your. Your guitar cord hooked up?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we did.

[Bobbo]

I think we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you tried it yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it work?

[Bobbo]

It kind of works. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It works in stereo. Can you play this song?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it. I want to hear it. I want to hear your toy. I want to get whiskey built Whiskey bent and hellbound. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Claywolf. His name's J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did. Where did it quit?

[Mike]

Because he's got to plug his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, got you. Got you. Gotcha. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I should have my pants today, John, unlike you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had my pants under my arm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your arm? Man, listen, you're a grown man. Stop that. Stop coming to work without your pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put them on in the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not the point, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get here. Wake up early. I was up. I got up at 7.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you should leave the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

So why are you running in here at the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just like being right on time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just like it. He's like, well, today wasn't punctual.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like. I like being right on.

[J.D. Ryan]

If your pants are in your arms, you're not on time. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a decent comment. We lost Uncle Roy.

[Scooter]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had to go pick up a car in Dallas. And I went to all the trouble of getting him headphones and he had to go to Dallas. He's like, I'm out of here. See you later.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always something.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's great. God, he's great. He's so. He's radio gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, the. The Pooh bet in the office. You have a bet going on?

[Mike]

Yes. We had a payoff. So there's one gentleman in the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the. What do you call it in the north side where the chicken poops on the square or the cow patty. Cow poops on a.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's chicken blank Bing Bingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they do Longhorn blank Bing Bingo. On a football field.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where they cut it in squares.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Squares.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then the animal walks around until it does its thing. And wherever it does its thing, that's the winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Turley Y' all bought a square on one of our. Give me the VIN buyers. On what? He goes to the bathroom every morning and stays for extended stay.

[Mike]

Yes, he's extended stay for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

So people notice that when this particular person goes to the bathroom, it's 30, 40 one day. One day was in there. They thought he died. It was an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Elvis Doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally. They literally thought that.

[Mike]

Yeah, our mixing. One of the managers came running and he goes, hey, hey, everybody got a dollar? We're taking bets right now how long it's going to take. And we're like, oh yeah, everybody's in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So y' all are picking a. A time on the clock of what time the door cracks or where's the finish line?

[Mike]

The flush and the exit of the door. Not the first. Cuz there's something.

[John Clay Wolf]

The flush is different than the door exit, dude.

[Mike]

So there's the flush and then the exit of the door.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when does the, when does the, when does the Timex stop?

[Mike]

So once he exits the door open and who's watching?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the.

[Mike]

Where the bathroom's located, Mixon can see him exit from that bathroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He literally can look down the hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Mixon has an eye on the door, on the finish line.

[Mike]

Yes. And so we're all like steam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because.

[Mike]

The offices are separated. So one half of the office doesn't know what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Mike]

Well, another buyer, Craig, he's commentating with a text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's updating. Oh yes, he's giving everybody up in the other room.

[Mike]

One flush down. Oh, he's still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's still going on. They heard it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man said we're still holding on the bad.

[Mike]

Oh, he's. There's a loud groan there. Oh, this could be longer. He's updating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all running? So to, to enter the game, you just pick a time on the clock and what clock are you using? The clock on big wall.

[Mike]

The big official clock on the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

The official clock.

[Mike]

Yes, the official.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what's the Olympics clock name? Remember is always on the bottom right hand side of the corner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elgin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elgin something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, some serious Swiss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this Swiss poop clocks.

[Mike]

This has gone on for a couple weeks, but we finally had a winner. This on Thursday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so heartbroken I didn't win.

[Mike]

I know you didn't win. Jenny, myself. There's a three way tie. Myself, Jennifer and Jeff, we all split it three ways.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many minutes was it?

[Mike]

It was 36 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

36 minutes.

[Bobbo]

Six minutes on the clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, 36 minutes, dedication.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's committed to his craft.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet the under. I went 27. That is just wrong, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so what. Tell me some. Some false alarms. Well, there was like. There's other days.

[Mike]

Days where he just hadn't gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he sometimes, like, just get up and walk around and y' all are, like, waiting for him?

[Mike]

Yeah, like, oh, oh, everybody's looking at. Oh, it's time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like waiting to have a baby at the hospital, right? Oh, yeah. Up, up. I think we're honey warm the car up.

[Mike]

And then we started noticing what he's eating, too, because we're like, hey, you know, this could be a long day here because he's having tacos today. Another day. Oh, no, it's not taco day. It's salad day. Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you watch.

[Mike]

You're really analyzing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you notice? But if he. This is happening in the morning, so really, you need to be.

[Mike]

No, this is afternoon. This is late afternoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And was there different times between the salad and the tacos?

[Mike]

Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Normally something greasy makes a little bit faster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just. I just threw up in my mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

It speeds it up by seven to nine minutes. It does if it's got a little grease to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nasty. Stop. Everybody just stop. So is. Is he just now finding out that y' all did this, or did you let him know that day?

[Mike]

Well, if he's listening to the show, he's finding out now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been on candid camera, baba. Would you like to take us out with a little Hank Williams the way that Hank brought us in? 800-800-7234. We'll start taking some phone calls on the cars. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model. Average, rougher, clean. Average, rougher, clean. Sell that be is what y' all know how it goes.

[Mike]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or just go to givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Sure enough about closing time. I've stoned out of my mind. I end up with some honky tones special I found name John Clay wolf. Just as sure as the morning sun comes Talking about my sweet girl at.

[J.D. Ryan]

Home.

[Bobbo]

And I get whiskey.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now back to the John Clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter's playing this on the piano.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's gotten to be really good at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I make her. I, like, beat her until she figures out classic rock songs.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you got your kids doing the horns. Dad comes in.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least make them entertain you. Right? You gotta pay for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta pay a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta pay for the little bastards you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have another one in the private school. That's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, that's so. Thanks, J.D. that's really what I want. Everybody else, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not the first one to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, John, do you have an airplane? No, I don't have a plane. You talk about it on the radio, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've just got an old airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an old airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. I've got to do something with that airplane.

[DJ Prek]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't fly anymore. It's a baron. It's a 1972 nice beach crap baron. It's good. It's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it needs a paint job and it needs. The engines are high time. Sure. So by the book, it needs new engines, which it doesn't. It'll go another 500 hours. But I'm just done. I don't want to start spending money on it. It's not worth it. The re. The. It's like cars. It's what I tell people. Hey, man, throw it away. And the plane's definitely not a throwaway. It's nice rig.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it would cost way more than it's worth to get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it all done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

New new engines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Overhauls.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to. I think. I don't know what I'm gonna do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell it or donate it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell that or donate it. Because I think you can get a tax write off this like the. The donation amount would be the book. It still has a big book value.

[DJ Prek]

You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you get about the same money you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Airplanes, boats, everything. RVs. You can donate all of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me thevend.com. we buy all those, by the way. Right? I put. I put my airplane into givemetheven.com and it sent back a frowny face.

[Bobbo]

This is my favorite part. My favorite part. Exactly what sells the vid just pops up.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, everybody. So the Pooh Bet winner. How much money was there?

[Mike]

It was. I believe it was 40 something bucks split between the three.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to recap what a Pooh bed is?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like chicken S. Bingo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except we have Patty. Bingo. We have somebody in the office in the buyer's office. That takes a very.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a big boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Extended time in the bathroom every day, more than 30 minutes in less than an hour. Every day that he goes in, it's a very long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that he's not on the clock.

[Scooter]

That's a Samoan fella.

[J.D. Ryan]

So people.

[Mike]

Oh, hey, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he is a Samoan.

[Mike]

Randy was stuck in the bathroom. Remember last week?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's that guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's the guy that was in there when you got stuck in there. Wasn't.

[Scooter]

He's that guy. Yesterday when he walked out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Scooter]

Everybody applauded.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. It was a big deal. There was a winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like the end of a special Olympics run.

[Scooter]

Yeah, but I'm just hiding, waiting for him to go away.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you were one of the baskets.

[Scooter]

Who stays in the bathroom for 40 minutes while it works.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Why were you in there?

[Scooter]

Why do y' all make so big deal out of pooping anyway?

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. You guys just go, don't you? Yeah, just boop, and you're done.

[Scooter]

Huey don't want to stretch it out?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not a big stretcher. Out.

[Scooter]

Let go. Let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I do.

[Scooter]

Hey, come on, man. Get to work. Please. Do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time clock next to the. Next to the bathroom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to punch out if you're gonna take an hour break in the crapper.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, like. Like, it won't. The door won't open until you clock in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, I like that. Yeah, like a hotel electronic key card.

[Bobbo]

Hell, yes.

[Mike]

No, I was told by one of the man maybe put a chip under their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under their skin, too.

[Mike]

Mixum said he was on the phone. It sounded like he was doing business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, in there?

[DJ Prek]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

That always sounds good. There's no echo or anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

So let me ask you about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car. Is that a sidewall blowout?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. How many times have you talked on the phone in a bathroom?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[Bobbo]

Tell me this, and somebody asks you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in the bathroom almost every.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time when you think you're just in Houston. 08 Dodge Ram with 60 on it. Crew cab. Does it have 20s or the 18s? So is it. Is it the small motor or the 5 7?

[Caller/Customer]

It's a 5 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 18s average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Customer]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it yours or like, did you inherit it?

[Roy]

That's mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because 67,000 miles is really low miles on 08 kind of. You haven't used it Much. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Customer]

I've had about two months.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are you selling it?

[Caller/Customer]

I'm just kind of seeing what I can get for it. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But I mean, let's assume that what you're going to get for it is, did you buy it or did you inherit it?

[Caller/Customer]

I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller/Customer]

I paid 11. 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you can't get that, but yeah, I think it's a night. I think it's a nine grander.

[Caller/Customer]

Nine grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that works, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll buy it. Pedro. Vote for Pedro. Vote for Pedro. Pedro in Dallas has a bitching brand new showroom condition 99 Honda Accord. Pedro, you've been getting all the babes. You are big pimping. He hadn't even been to bed yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, of course, no. He's been silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's trying to throw women out of this car right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't even turn the motor off, Pedro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it still have paint on it or did it come off with the sun?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, no, it has. It doesn't come off with the sun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It did.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, it's starting to come off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's got the. It's the space shuttle. Re entry burn is what we call that. It's on the hood in the top of the roof. And it's just like the Challenger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looks like he came in through the atmosphere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one blew up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's a Columbia Challenger.

[Bobbo]

Both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they both blew up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this car still in one piece, Pedro?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, yeah. Besides, I got a little major dent in the back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here. Pedro, if you read a dealership, if you took it into trade into a dealership, they would write on the appraisal form these three letters. Pos and everybody knows what that means. You know what that means? So, POS is ACV, which is actual cash value. About 200 bucks. 2 to 500 bucks.

[Caller/Customer]

500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 to 500. It's like when you're with a woman and she says, I'll let you go to first base and maybe to third. Third base. Yeah. No, hang on. I need dinner, I need drinks. I need somebody tell me they love me. Maybe two to five hundred bucks. But I would give you a hundred dollars if you'll just keep it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Radio. Pedro's gonna call in. He's gonna be slamming his fisting my 100 bucks. You said.

[Bobbo]

When have you ever not seen an Accord full Of.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of. Full of. I was playing your theme from the Gay house Bobo for a friend of mine last night.

[Bobbo]

What? What was my theme from the G. The Story.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's on YouTube. Hey, DJ, if you'll take that and pull it up and put it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, please. The Bobo's Gay House episode.

[Bobbo]

I don't remember having a theme.

[John Clay Wolf]

He lived with Bobby, Bill, Jimmy and George. Oh, that.

[Mike]

But what's the theme?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, it's just the story. Okay. The. The.

[Bobbo]

Johnny and James.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny and James. The story. The segment of the radio show.

[Bobbo]

Todd and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, and we have it. We put it up. We clipped it out and posted it, what, years ago.

[Bobbo]

What would the theme have been?

[John Clay Wolf]

The theme was you were living with three gay men and you were happy with it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I thought you're talking about a song theme like I Ran so far away.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it just. It's. It's a wonderful moment. Radio broadcast history.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I've had a funny life, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Like sometimes I think, like, why me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the judge sang about, and then.

[Bobbo]

I come back to myself and say, well, you know what? Hey, why not me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you sing that one on the guitar?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not me?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's be great having Bobbo sing Judd Music.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll take him to Babe's Chicken House and put him in the corner and have him sing Judd music. Perfect. Perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. Speaking of people in our shop. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, they have amazing talent we found this week. It may not be the time yet to debut this, but one of our staff members on this show currently actually has a rap video online that we found this week or two.

[Mike]

Who could that be?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who could it be?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I got a feeling. Let's guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not me or Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Bobo? Is it J.D. is it John? Is it Turley? Or is it DJ Prek?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's an actual Believe it or not video.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to post those up on the Does He Know page. Also, does he even know we have it?

[Mike]

I don't know if he knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, you there?

[DJ Prek]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen that Turley dug up some of your past?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, man. I showed it to the office. You know, showed it to the byroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

So in 2015, which would be three years ago, you decided to make a rap video and a song about you smoking pot in a parking lot. And that's really the gist of it.

[DJ Prek]

Hey, man, they say rap. What? You know.

[Mike]

Well, here's the. Here's a little bit of who flip of this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is it.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, don't do it. Oh, my God. Music never sounded better. Young man living life to the level.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sitting in the parking lot. Sitting in a parking lot, smoking weed.

[Mike]

Don't give a damn if it's dark or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all give you one thing? I mean, the. The. The lyrics, the content, the music writing sucks. But the production, I appreciate it. The production and the delivery sounds pretty good.

[Mike]

Is that you doing that? And who's. Who's doing the lyrics and stuff? Is that all you?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah, man, that's all me, man. I don't need no ghost riders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

How old were you in 2015, though?

[DJ Prek]

2015. I was probably about 24.

[Bobbo]

24. So he's writing like a 24 year old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that if you and he cut together. Yeah, collaborating like Loggins and Messina, like Brooks and Dunn. Right. Yeah, you could. Y' all might be able to make rap history.

[Bobbo]

Sweet. Love throwing on a Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have a white, black, Latino, rather? We're not gonna do it right now, but do we have one for later?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, we got a good one today, let's say. You know, it's a good story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hit the highlight of it this week.

[DJ Prek]

We're playing the blame game with a bag of cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll be back. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who don't know who DJ Prek is, you need to go to the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page, and you'll see. And he was kind of making time with my old lady yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was that picture all about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just walked up on the parking lot.

[Mike]

I just hang saying, he's stunning in that parking lot stunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that parking lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And you just let it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Or just go to givemetheven.com if they don't beat your carmax offer, they'll pay you a hundred dollars. Paying a lot of money for cars. Quickest way in business.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents.

[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot.

[Roy]

I'm diggin it.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen the Black Keys in concert of any of y'. All.

[Mike]

Yes. Great show. Great show. Highly recommend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers. We've got tables.

[Bobbo]

Oh, do we really thank God, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to go. I want to go.

[Bobbo]

Because the summer of Living Dangers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The concert we're having June 10th, it's a Sunday. It's the Bow and Jim bash in for in Dallas, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the givemetheven.com Bone Gym Bag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So we're doing it together and the show is going to have a pre party. Therehere we are. JD so I signed you up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this, this venue is. It's pretty neat. I don't know if you've seen a map of it. So, so imagine a smaller version of Starplex with the yard but like imagine the boardwalk in Kema. Okay, got you with all the restaurants right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so figure that look. And in the middle of all those restaurants in Kemah is the concert theater.

[Roy]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, wow. So that sounds cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like all the bars in the restaurants have seating to see the stage.

[J.D. Ryan]

To see the stage all the way around. Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to have a pre party at one of those places and Dana and Ronnie are going out there with the guys from iheart to figure it out. I think it's gonna to get the logistics out of a pre party. Like we did the listener party in Houston, we're gonna do it again in Dallas and we're gonna do the 100t shirt giveaway. The same thing we did in Houston. Okay. So we'll have that online.

[Mike]

Sell your bitch T shirts.

[John Clay Wolf]

The commemorative thousandth show T shirt.

[Bobbo]

Are we gonna find some threadbare, barely functional studio to do the show from on Saturday morning of that week?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're going to do it from our own studio. And then Saturday, Sunday is when the show is so we can.

[Mike]

Oh, it's a Sunday show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ought to do a pre party. Pre party. Like a Saturday warm up pre party. Oh, Ooh, I like this. I like drinking in the springtime. So we could like do a pre party on Saturday at lunch after the show like and then have a. Then our real pre party before Joan Jett and Tesla and sticks.

[Mike]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And at the music festival Factory.

[Bobbo]

I think it sticks. Joan Jetty, Tesla, whatever it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We anyway, all of our listeners and hardcore guys that, that like to hang out. We're having a party June 10th and we're inviting Sticks, Joan Jet and Tesla and we will give you the details. All the details will be up at John Clay Wolf and Bow and Gym. Bo. It's Bo Jim's deal. They've been, they've only been on the air here, Dallas, Fort Worth for four years ever. It's great that.

[Mike]

Give me the Vinda Tom Is sponsoring it, letting us do it. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the whole thing just all gels together? Because here's what the deal was, Bob. We were. I was talking to some venues, we were gonna do our own. And I was looking at Pearl Jam, Oklahoma City, Dallas, Houston. And obviously that's expensive, but I mean, Pearl Jam's gonna sell out. What's the risk of Pearl Jam?

[Bobbo]

Sure. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's just gonna be a lot of work and we have so much going on right now. I didn't want to. I do want to do that. I've done concert promotions before, so I want to have our own deal. And since, you know, we're on so many cities, we probably could do, you know, four nights. Oklahoma City, Dallas, Houston, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. But this year, this Bow and Jim thing fits perfect. And we don't have to do any work. They do all the work.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too. I really like that. So we could drink on Saturday. Where? If it was our show and we were like having to produce it, then we couldn't drink on Saturday. We'd be working on Saturday.

[Bobbo]

You know, I tried to get you twice yesterday. Where were you yesterday? What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

A friend of mine had a heart attack.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

On 420. How dare he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he alright?

[John Clay Wolf]

It went on 420, but I was out at his house. He lives far away. Not about an hour away. He's all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you? Because normally when a friend has a heart attack that brings. That's kind of a wake up call for everybody that's associated with him. If you have a similar lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we do have very similar lifestyle. We're both like, we. We can't walk past fried catfish.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that moving out song?

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan'S guilt check.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not guilt check. It's true. Have you ever had a friend close to you have a heart attack and or die?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sent him in the hospital. Do you have that drop? Did you not get the email I sent you this morning? I sent to Bobbo too.

[Bobbo]

I actually did last year. I didn't get to see him.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't wake you up?

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit.

[Bobbo]

Text. Text me and said, hey, Mike died.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, and it didn't make you go at all.

[Bobbo]

Every day makes me go.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go. Well, we know who our next one will be.

[Bobbo]

But not health wise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not at all. They didn't give you a checkup?

[Bobbo]

Hey, I'm predetermined, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know that I have no Idea if I shoot you right now. I guess it was all predetermined.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have the guy. I mean, he. He was. He just had a damn heart attack. He was out hunting and stopped at the Elk City, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know right where it is at the hospital.

[John Clay Wolf]

Told the hospital I'm having chest pains. Will you please check me? They hooked him up, said, you're fine. It's all in your head. Okay. Really. Drives back to Dallas from Elk City, which is a long haul, and pulls in the driveway, severe chest pains, screaming, call the ambulance. Ambulance comes in, picks him up, takes him to. They live in the country. Takes them to a small hospital. Hospital says you're having a massive heart attack right now in the care flights on the way. And took him to a big hospital and they fixed him. They standed him up. But he had a. He had a piece of plaque come out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it blocked the exit of his artery.

[J.D. Ryan]

It can happen quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it can. But, yeah, you're right. It did just freak out. When you have somebody close to you, I mean, obviously think of yourself. You're like, oh, my God, that could be me. I. You know, life's almost over. Almost dead. So in that vein, we need to drink more. We need to have party. June 10th. Bo and Jim Bash give to the ven.com we're going to meet all of our people. Any of us could die. If anybody dies between now and then, it's all good because we live in life to the fullest.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah. You're with us in our hearts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. For those of y' all that listen to the show that do know the person we're talking about, he is fine. Spent several hours with him last night. Night. And you wouldn't have even known it happened. Jd Why? I mean, I. I expected his hair to be white. Yeah. Like Scarface when it turned.

[Bobbo]

Or the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Godfather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in a robe. And he was not. He has to carry around a shocker. Wear a shock vest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the next month with a battery pack on it in case he goes into something and it'll fire him back off. But other than that, is he going.

[J.D. Ryan]

To change his lifestyle at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. I mean, I think he already kind of had because his father died.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a heart attack. And it's just a piece of plaque that came loose in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It literally can happen to anybody. A friend of mine never smoked, never drank, ran everything, Went to sleep. It was Easter Sunday, three years ago. Went to sleep Sunday night. Just didn't get up on Monday morning. You know, just blood clot. It can happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, baba, you know, I know you've always thought about being gay. You oughta just. You gotta just jump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go for it. You could die at any minute.

[Bobbo]

Pardon me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? You know, you got drunk that night, called me and it's time I talked off the ledge.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said you're frustrated.

[Bobbo]

I know. Internally, I listen, I don't. I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sometimes you don't remember. When you call, I know you turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

To, you know, weirded out.

[Bobbo]

But that means. That's like saying I felt like I might become a Hindu, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't remember that phone call?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not quite the same as a Hindu.

[Bobbo]

What did I offer you? Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It wasn't like you and I. What did you offer me? You were looking for. You were looking for advice, huh? It was like that Mario speed wagon. I can't fight this feeling anymore I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come crashing through the door Baby I can't fight this feeling We've got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a 97 Ford F150 with 300. We've got a 2000 Ford F250 with 300.

[Mike]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a 03 Escalade with 200.

[Mike]

Huh? Big choice there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna pass on all three. I don't want 300. I mean, what we'll give for 300,000 mile trucks. All you're gonna do is yell at me. Y' all want to hear me get yelled at?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good. Makes me feel better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please. This one's got a new motor.

[Mike]

Oh, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Ricky in Louisiana. Good morning. Hello. Hey, you got a new motor, huh? What'd you spend on that new motor in that 97 Ford?

[Caller/Customer]

3,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Mike]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why would you spend 3,000 on 97 Ford?

[Caller/Customer]

Because it's my. It's one of my. It's my first truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you bought. Then why are you calling me to sell it? If it's your first truck, you're gonna keep it. It's like a good dog.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I know. I'm just curious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I. It's. It's worth, you know, you got a 97F150 with 300.

[Caller/Customer]

But it's a new engine. New engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody gives rats. No, no, no. People. People that have money, that have good sense. And you, you. You have good sense, but you bought. What's the word when you're buying the past back? Reminisce. Nostalgia. Yes. You paid for nostalgia. But nobody else Is gonna have that feeling that you have at all. So you were buying that, that gal in that truck in high school. That memory is why you spent 3,000. You didn't want it to leave. That truck's worth $500. Yank the motor out and it's worth two, you know, I mean, it's just this old ass truck. Unless it's all badass sports side this and that, but it still has 300 on it.

[Bobbo]

I'll spend my $13,000 any way I want. And I want an old ass truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a new engine. I would. If you have a K5 Blazer, like a 86, 7, 8, 9, say 86 through 91 K5 Blazer that was in great condition. Yeah, I pay you way too much for it too. Especially if it's white with burgundy guts. Because that was my high school.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, now you have. But you have emotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Yeah, I would pay way, way too much. Actually, I'm looking for one of those. So I was talking to a friend of mine last night about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

K5 Blazer. K5 like a mid-80s through 91 was the last year of them. The square bodies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any color?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, any color. A nice one. I'll pay a lot if you. If anybody out there has a nice one that like has low miles, you know, I'll, I'll impress you with what.

[Caller/Customer]

I'll pay, but I'll keep my eye out for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, thank you, sir. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. I'm glad that Ricky felt so comfortable that he decided to cuss. Yeah, but he didn't mean it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ricky, you shouldn't realize you were on FCC airwaves and you cannot use profanity. I know that we say a lot of non PC things, but they're not profane. Or at least we hope not.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a fine line. I had one of the buyers the other day talking to somebody. I was walking through the office and he goes, oh, you've given your car a name. Yeah. Oh, that's rockset. Your car. Well, I don't believe we'll probably be buying rock set because you fall. He's falling in love with it. He's giving it the car a name. Man. There's an emotional attachment.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. Also a something else I'd buy is a real high. Is a low mileage first generation Dodge diesel, four wheel drive. Like I think that's about the same year models too. I think it's like 86 through 91 something you had. No, but I just always liked them. They're like the ugliest, coolest truck built.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very ugly. But I want a Grandpa one. If I can find one that grandpa owned and died left to somebody that's. Yeah. And they're worth 20,000 in the garage.

[Mike]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Wow. Yeah, like a low mobin. 20,000 all day long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's like a time capsule. But that's the redneck. I mean, look at what I'm saying. I want an old Dodge Diesel, four wheel drive or an okay five Blazer. And I'll give extra if it's got a 3030 and a box of shells in the back. And Coyote Call.

[Mike]

800-807-Coyote Call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take the man out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call. Var call. God damn, Turley. Where you from?

[Mike]

Not from Redneckville.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can take Babo. Didn't even blink. Hello. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Customer]

Howdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Customer]

Hey, were y' all talking about a 86K5 Blazer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you have one?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I have one.

[Bobbo]

How many miles? Crap.

[Caller/Customer]

I just put. We just put a new 305 in it.

[Bobbo]

Thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. So. So you're building one? I want grandpa's. I want the one that Uncle George had as a backup rig that was parked.

[Caller/Customer]

Well, I'd actually got this from a elderly man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But they had 350s in them. Why'd yours have a 305?

[Caller/Customer]

That's what that old man put in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, see? So he started queering with it. Molesting it. So is it. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Customer]

I would take three grand for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com in that. It doesn't sound like the one I have in mind, but it might be worth spending the money on to finish the way I have in mind. But Anyway, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, send a couple pictures, say, talk to John the radio. I'll take three grand and I damned. I probably buy it. Where you. Where you located?

[Bobbo]

Where am I located?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What city?

[Caller/Customer]

Nuala, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Duval.

[Mike]

Duvall.

[Caller/Customer]

Nuola.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duvalla. Duvalla. Y' all have a meth. Do you have a meth problem up there or is that just Love County?

[Caller/Customer]

It's not out here. Well, there's a couple houses out here, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Carson radio and take it on me. Go and save Yourself. Take it on me.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin in Dallas. 15 Chevy SS hot rod with the Corvette engine, right?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

23000 miles, leather roof, nav. What color does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller/Customer]

I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? You called me. I got the money. You got the car. What buys it?

[Caller/Customer]

33.

[John Clay Wolf]

33. I think I'm gonna buy it. I'm gonna put you on hold and let you talk to my guy. I might split the difference with you, but I'm gonna get damn close. I'm gonna get it bought. Okay? Hang on. Cody in Houston. 93 Dodge. Oh, old square body. Is that. Is that the last year of that nasty body? Yeah, Cody, there was 93. The year model I'm talking about. Does it look the same as a 89?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, sir. The only thing different, just the grill and the headlights on it. But this last year they made the first gen, then they went to second gen. 94.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where did you get this truck?

[Caller/Customer]

I got it from a guy. Bill Hayford. He got it from old man. He never drove her or nothing. I'm pretty well second owner of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

93 was 72. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Customer]

I've had it probably about 4 months now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Customer]

How nice is it on a scale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of one to ten? Real quick. Yep.

[Caller/Customer]

I'd give it probably about a seven or eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it extended cab or regular cab et.

[Caller/Customer]

Extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Will 15 grand buy it?

[Caller/Customer]

15 a buy? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm gonna look at that. It's so old. We've got to take a look. So I'm gonna put you. I want you to go to givemetheven.com and load this car up. Make sure to load it in the sit. Go straight to your computer. Go to givemetheven.com. start getting us some pictures. Let's try to get this deal done.

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars in the air. 800, 800 radio.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard this song. What is this? This is J. Gauss. Yes, I played this song. Do you remember record day in elementary school?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you could bring your record. I brought this one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

To third grade. And I played it for the class, and I got sent to the principal's office. Listen, hang.

[J.D. Ryan]

On.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is on the centerfold. The centerfold lp. Jay Gosband. Free spread, but it gets. Free spread. Hang on, Here we go. All Saints Episcopal School, third grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

You thought you could get away with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right.

[J.D. Ryan]

In your mind. That was a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a great idea. Apparently, she thought it was funny.

[Bobbo]

It was the anthem of the times, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

She thought it was funny.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's. That's why you went to the principal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

G. She's had to. She's had to cover her butt.

[Bobbo]

Got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

In case you have the stupid.

[John Clay Wolf]

She called me later. I'm a cell.

[J.D. Ryan]

On your cell.

[Mike]

Oh, on your cell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the 80s.

[Mike]

Wow, that's amazing. You were really rich back then.

[J.D. Ryan]

80S, John.

[Mike]

Big, big old cell phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait. Third grade was 40? 78. Sorry. Okay.

[Mike]

Late 70s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was your first cell phone, like a big bag phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

First was my car. In your car? Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. The bag phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember? You don't remember those at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was cool is a friend of mine worked at My neighbor, worked at a sales company like Hawk. Yeah, this is back in 87. 86.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you could debug a cell phone, put in a code. Every phone had a different code to debug it and get it into service mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you could scan 300 channels and listen to everybody's conversation. Really? Swear to God. Oh. In the old days, I used to sit up at our. I lived in the country, and I'd sit up at the dock at our little pond and debug it and just sit there and listen to everybody talking on the tower. And I'd listen to my dad when he'd leave in the morning and I was spying on him, listening to his phone calls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Police scanners. You could buy Police scanner, Radio Shack. They would tune into cell phones. Cell phones, absolutely. I listen to some really interesting calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. So, Bob, did you get that Jesus Christ commercial that I asked you to make?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't you send me a produced commercial so I can send it to the station?

[Bobbo]

I was hoping this would come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you want me to read the email? Did you cut it yet?

[DJ Prek]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a commercial we're gonna run on radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We run the. Give me the VIN commercials throughout the week on Christian stations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had a good idea, and I asked Bobbo to produce Some audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And send it to me without a bunch of lip service yesterday. This is like the fourth time I've asked him to produce some audio during the week. And he never does it.

[Bobbo]

Noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just talks about it. Just talks. I've been asking your friends and outs for two months. Two months. Okay. Anyway. Go ahead, Bob. Read the email.

[Caller/Customer]

Langer.

[Bobbo]

Dear Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is the email from John.

[Bobbo]

Dear Bob, will you cut a 32nd for klty?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Parentheses.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Christian Christian station.

[Bobbo]

Keep it straight. But this could be funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay, here's the script.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is. This was really gonna air.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it says, why is it not. I guess it's airing right now.

[Bobbo]

It says do it without any vocal. You know, fix no effects. No effect. Maybe a little effects.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Just little effects.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're gonna put some echo in there.

[Bobbo]

Hi, it's your old pal Jesus Christ here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cut the effects. Cut the effects. You don't need it. It does nothing.

[Bobbo]

Hi, Your old pal Jesus christ here for givemetheven.com. you know, I don't. In course, you know, I don't endorse. You know, I don't endorse just anybody or any soul, for that matter. But I'm here to tell you, these [e-mail] pay a whole bunch for these cars. They really take the sting out of selling your car. Pay top money and show up at your house with a check just like Moses. I added that. Read their online reviews. If it sounds too good to be true, it's like something dropped down from the heavens. And then play jingle.

[Mike]

Wait, hold on. So you wanted to really play that on KLTY or whatever station we advertise.

[John Clay Wolf]

All over the region. Like six different Christian stations in Houston and Oklahoma.

[Mike]

Damn right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You really think. Damn right.

[Bobbo]

Now, I'm not trying to cash in on a pun here, but they will crucify you for this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hang on. So there's a Jesus Christ show in Austin. There's a syndicated show that's the Jesus Christ Show. You come on down to Family Chevrolet. Jesus Christ himself will be signing autographs.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't say that, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't say that.

[Bobbo]

No. But he does say, hi, everybody. This is your Lord and savior, Jesus Christ.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[DJ Prek]

Yes, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does.

[Bobbo]

I've listened on Portland Radio. Yeah.

[Mike]

Wait, they opened the show saying this is yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we pay these guys, these radio personalities for endorsements.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand. Jesus is not your radio guy. Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he's free. If you just keep it in good taste.

[J.D. Ryan]

You honestly Think the Christian station's gonna thumbs up on this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously, do it straight, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God. It doesn't matter, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it like you. Like you're not rolling your eyes at me. Do it like Jesus would do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be impossible. What would Jesus do?

[Bobbo]

Hi, it's your old pal Jesus Christ here.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could just stop.

[Bobbo]

Forgivemetheven.com we're on the air. You know I don't soothe any.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, is his grandson going to call? Say? Hang on. He can't use my grandpa's likeness on the air.

[Mike]

Dude. Drivery, let's see if this really works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, I'll turn your mic. Alright. Turn mine off. Don't do the 20 minute dramatic pause. Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

Hey, it's your old pal Jesus christ here for givemethevin.com. you know, I don't endorse just anybody or any soul for that matter. But I'm here to tell you, these guys that give me the vin pay a whole bunch for these cars. They really take the sting out of selling your car. Pay top money and they show up at your house with a check. Read their online reviews. If it sounds too good to be true, it's like something dropped down from the heavens. Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it on the first take. Mike, wrap that up, shake it down, compress it, send it off to the Christian stations and good luck.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're out of here. I can't believe you put it on broadcast radio.

[Bobbo]

I want to know how many phones just lit up that weren't lit up the last 60 seconds.

[Caller/Customer]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a better endorsement than from Jesus Christ? Right?

[Bobbo]

Right. Now the Buddhists are gonna love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is your.

[Mike]

When they ask you, John, you really do really want to play this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Mike]

This is gonna be your argument, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's with my argument?

[Mike]

What's a better endorsement from Jesus Christ?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just tell them this is the right thing to do.

[Bobbo]

Just tell them this. Just tell him, you know, I prayed about this and God in heaven told me this is what I should do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you just tired of not being on the phone with program directors on Monday? Is that what happened? Because you. You're going to be. You're going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, those rock and roll programmers have a lot more argument than those Jesus Christ programmers. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back. Carson RA.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the john clay wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anthony works in the grocery store. I thought about this song this week.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because my bud had a heart attack.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And listen. Turn it up. Very true, very true. Billy Joel noted it. And what year was this, Bob? 79, 77. Everything was seven. The best years, all the music. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Late 70s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working too hard can give you a hard time.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is news to you, but it's just weird when a friend of yours finally. When it happened. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've been going too hard for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

For a while? Like forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You burn it at both ends more than anybody I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes, really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, would you say that more than anybody you know? Yeah. I don't know.

[Mike]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm gonna die.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this is coming from Mike, who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worksaholic.

[Mike]

Because I don't. You don't turn it off. I'll turn it off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Mike turns it off when he's.

[Mike]

Out of here 24 7. It just keeps going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trading in a Chevy for a Cadillac. Listen to this part. What's he saying? Listen.

[Mike]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he saying there?

[Bobbo]

If you can't drive with a broken back, at least you can polish the fenders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on, wait. Play it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what the lyrics are. I know what you think they are. And they're not that.

[Bobbo]

What did you think it was?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna say I can't hear it one more time. Well, I think that's very non politically correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what he's saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Acdc.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like the ACDC line. Season ticket with a one way ride. That's not what it sounds like when he sings that. But this is. Do you want to know what it actually says or do you care?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

It says and if he can't drive with a broken back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, back.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're gonna slow down, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I am going to get in shape.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it going to wake you up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I'm going to get in shape.

[J.D. Ryan]

How?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to eat better and I'm going to start working out. I'm going to lose 20 pounds and start. Instead of sitting at the bar, I'm going to go to the weight room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you really going to do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I pulled up to the weight room 20 twice this week, but the bar was open. And I sat in the parking lot and I looked at it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have a membership where I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a place I'm a member of all right. I sat there and I just. I got on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not motivated?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm motivated, but I'm not ready. It's such. Because when you get into it, you got to go, man.

[Bobbo]

No, that's smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You should prepare yourself mentally first.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mentally stretching.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. I've been doing that for about 12 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm mentally stretching. Getting ready to get into workout mode.

[Bobbo]

One of these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just such a commitment. And when you hit the first one for real, and I've already started with the lightweights in my room to go ahead and get the little sore put in and doing squats without weight just because when you haven't worked out in five years or you got to be careful, you got to ease into it. Ease into it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right. That didn't mean sitting in the parking lot, though, and looking at the weight room. That's not easing into it. That's not doing it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like.

[Bobbo]

Did you guys see the Itani movie? Tanya Hardy movie?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

She trains like Rocky. She carries logs and chases chickens. Yeah, it's great. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carry like Pai May and kill Bill.

[Bobbo]

Right. Just like Rocky 3.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what are you gonna eat different? I mean, what do you eat now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely just do the carb thing. Scratch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done that before and that does work.

[J.D. Ryan]

It does work. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about it. No, I'm gonna stick with a beer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

A lot of carbs and beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you do the Ultra or Miller Light. Yeah. Then it's very low. Okay. And I'm not drinking to get drunk. I'm just drinking to be drinking.

[Bobbo]

I thought you had a prescription for some, like, low grade speed. That was taken care of. All I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did phentermine. Phentermine. He did.

[Bobbo]

No, but you were talking like, this is the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobbo]

This is the best I've ever felt in years.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, I couldn't sleep.

[Mike]

Yeah, it was keeping them going too much.

[Bobbo]

But you sure could color, though. You went through five boxes of crayons in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low grade speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when you're on meth, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly what it is. Phentermine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low grade speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Adderall Is meth almost identical.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. There's been several articles recently in the last couple of weeks, scientists have come out. It's like one molecule off of meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any good old starting fluid in It.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it doesn't have that.

[Bobbo]

Certainly a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little crushed up. What's that stuff? The. What do they steal out of the pharmacies?

[Bobbo]

Anhydrous.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's. That's off the farmers.

[Bobbo]

They steal pseudo epidrine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Charlie Nabling no. 3. This truck sounds rougher than a night in jail. Just looking at the Abilene Texas Country Roads, Oil Field Roads. 187000 miles on it. Oh, it's two wheel drive. Drive, that's even tougher. Is it nice?

[Caller/Customer]

It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's too about a 7, 7, 8.

[Caller/Customer]

7 or 8's got some minor hell damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you collect on it? Of course.

[Caller/Customer]

Being in West Tech? No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not?

[Caller/Customer]

Not enough to mess with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it really is minor. The two wheel drive. It's a long bed, two wheel drive. It's 6,000. Maybe five. Five to six. Five to six. Five to 6. I didn't look at pictures.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the four wheel drive bring 4,000 more. Maybe 7,000 more. It's crazy. The difference between the four wheel. The market demand on four wheel versus two wheel. Unbelievable. But just go to givemetheven.com and load it up if you want to. Dan and Hurston 063 quarter 80,000 mile. Another two wheel drive. It's a mega cab SLT Dodge Cummins. How are you doing Dan?

[Caller/Customer]

Correct. I'm doing good. How are you doing man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. No meat. You'll drop 30 pounds. I need to talk to this guy. It's 2 ultra. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller/Customer]

I say it's 9. There's nowhere in the driver's seat. There's. The interior is perfect. It's been garage kept 80,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 and then it was a 59 and an 07 mid year they switched to 67 I think. So you've got a 59 if it's a nice one. Does it. But it's two wheel drive. Is it 10, 11, 12,000?

[Caller/Customer]

Pretty close. I mean it's got ranch hand bumpers on it. It's clean. It's a dark metallic gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you drive it much or is it just sit?

[Caller/Customer]

I drive it to keep the seals warm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know you have a title?

[Caller/Customer]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much payoff?

[Caller/Customer]

About 11 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're close. You might have a little Equity. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll try to buy it if you want to sell it.

[Caller/Customer]

So you're thinking maybe 12 or 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, I am okay.

[Caller/Customer]

All right, man. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny in the Woodlands. So, Johnny, the Uncle Julio's fajitas that I've had three times this week is not in the diet that you suggest.

[Caller/Customer]

Well, we're talking diets. I had one specific one in mind. But I can tell you another way you can lose that weight, still eat those fajitas. You just got to give up the tortillas that come with it and the chips and salsa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Customer]

But no, I was telling Pre K that I've got it. I went on a 30 day diet with no meat. I ate egg, but other than no chicken, no beef, no pork. 30 days. I guarantee you'll lose £20 easily. I lost probably £25 in under a month just by cutting meat out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you start? What weight did you start at?

[Caller/Customer]

I started at 220 and I'm sitting at about £187 right now.

[Mike]

Well, you also cut out like chips and all the other crap too, so.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, you got it. You got to kind of keep it clean. Like, I'll say this, I didn't give up the vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you, Claire.

[Caller/Customer]

A couple times a week you got to keep something to keep saying, you know, I can't give it all up.

[J.D. Ryan]

But would this be called?

[Caller/Customer]

The amount of bad carbs and processed foods is really the. The crux of it all, though. And the quality meat we buy, unless you're buying, you know, cut meat from the deli, it's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, you can't say, yeah, it's not. Pardon? I had to dump you, dumbass. Johnny's a hell of a dietitian, but he's a hell of a dumbass when it comes to vocabulary selection on FCC Airways. Anyway, that's good. That's good advice. I appreciate it, sir. Appreciate it. All right. Yeah. So now that I've said it on the air, then I've got to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to do it now because people are going to be looking at you going, hey, it's only when you.

[Mike]

Post it on Facebook, JD that's the moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I did post on Facebook about two months ago and I didn't do anything. You did.

[Mike]

Oh, well, you failed then.

[Bobbo]

What did the guy eat if he got out all that meat? I mean, what do you. What do you eat?

[Mike]

Veggies.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a plant based diet. Yeah, which is you can eat all kinds of green.

[Bobbo]

Screw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called being a healthy vegetarian. It's just as simple.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, not if he's doing Fish.

[Mike]

Yeah, Fish and cheeses.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a modification. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fish be fine. He'll all be fine. 800. 800-723-48. 800 pre K. Good morning. You there? What up, what up, what up? It's time for our favorite game show.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, you know it. All right, well, today we got a big surprise. Our story is from somebody in Florida. We got a.

[John Clay Wolf]

The name of this game shows Black, White, Latino or other.

[DJ Prek]

I'm slipping on the intro, but okay, I'm gonna read the crime story. Y' all tell me if it's white, black, Latino or other. Man. Yeah, we got somebody From Florida, a 26 year old lady who got caught swinging and swerving. So cops pulled up on her and say they smell weed. You know how it goes. So they searched through a car, find a big bag of weed and a little bag of cocaine in her purse. And when they asked her about it, she fessed up and said, yeah, that's my weed, but I don't know anything about any coke. And when asked where it came from, she blamed it on the wind. She said, it must have flown through the window and into my purse. Y' all know cops aren't that dumb. So they took her in for felony possession of cocaine and misdemeanor possession of marijuana. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino or other?

[Mike]

Man, that's a hell of excuse there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say Latino because Florida and just reaching for crazy stuff, saying crazy things. Latino women get really angry and. And hot headed. So that's. I'm gonna stick with that. That. That's a loose guess, by the way. I don't have a lot of confidence in my selection.

[Mike]

I'm gonna go. I think this is a party girl party. White frat party type.

[J.D. Ryan]

A frat girl.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah. A little coke, a little weed.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. She doesn't have the good sense to leave her cocaine at home.

[Mike]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's. That's a white girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No street smarts at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, I'm gonna go with this. She's very creative and came up with this on the fly. I'm gonna say she's a black lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Black, Bobo White, Turley white.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thinking of an idea that outside the. It would really baffle the cops. They might go, hey, yeah, that makes.

[Bobbo]

Sense because we all know actually the cops planted the cocaine, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the answer, DJ?

[DJ Prek]

Well, y' all should have bet on black like J.D. you know, it's a Kinesia Posey, a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black woman, Tanisha Posey. Tanisha.

[Mike]

Very creative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very creative on the.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the fly. She just thought, hey, wait a minute. What won't they expect?

[John Clay Wolf]

She likes her drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she does. She flew in out of the window. I like that.

[Bobbo]

It's a great name. She's named after a statue in New York. Central Park.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Tanisha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Stop.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, right next to the Steely Dan statue.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Scott in Met, Louisiana. An old Buick Le Saber with 92. I'm. Is it average rough or clean? Rough. Yeah, it's nothing. I don't want it at zero. One little saber with a hundred on it. If it's rough, it's just there's no market for it. For me. It's not worth hauling it around and cleaning it up. It'll cost more than it's worth for me. Throw it on Craigslist.

[Caller/Customer]

Fun to drop off a building.

[Mike]

It would.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's a throw down. Yeah, it's the same thing, you know, on a weekend that you want to tear a car up with some buddies. That's what that car's for. My name is John Clay Wolf and we'll be back. Uno momento, por favor. Since you're gone since you're gone I took the big vacation since you're gone.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This was their best album. Did he blow his head off?

[Mike]

No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, deed.

[Mike]

Hung himself. Accidentally.

[J.D. Ryan]

Accidentally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he doing the sex thing?

[Mike]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he was. Auto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, whatever. Automatic versus standard.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of people do that. It's weird.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is very odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you just kind of makes you wonder what, what a lot of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Things that people are interested in.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio man. The auction this week, you know, we buy all these cars from the public and then we auction them off. We win on some, we lose on some.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gamble every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many did you do this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost 300. We almost sold 300 one set one day. Yeah, we just ride. Barely missed it. You know what's weird though, is when we go too far. Like anything over 250 in one lane, one setting is diminishing returns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because you just run out of steam. Everybody's just gets their belly full. It's like if you're at the barbecue place, you just keep feeding your ribs and keep feeding your ribs. You're like, man, I'm Full or like.

[J.D. Ryan]

A concert, you got to go high. You got to come back down low and do a ballad. You gotta have the. The fat guy from. From KISS come out, sing his end of our.

[John Clay Wolf]

At the end of our auction run is our junk, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's the end. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So like, you don't sprinkle that out.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Back in 2000, you. You don't want to mix the good ones and the bad ones.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because then the opinion is, well, the good one could be a bad one too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just didn't know if you wanted to, you know, hey, good, you know, keep them guessing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you. You quarter it up into sexual luxury cars. Highline cars, good diesel trucks. Highline diesel. I mean, high mileage diesel trucks. You put them in groups.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at the. At the very end. Hey, Prek. At the auction on Wednesday, I heard that. Remember the last car? The Cadillac srx.

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. Tell me your version of that story and why.

[DJ Prek]

Man, I heard it gone for so cheap, man. I wanted to lift my arm up, see if I could get a bid in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you?

[DJ Prek]

I was thinking about it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But don't think, do it. Commit. No, I drug it out forever. We're like two grand. Two grand. Two grand. Nobody will hit it. It's over. I mean, there was just nobody left. And then a thousand, thousand, thousand. And I was like, listen, I'm not gonna miss the last car of the day. I refused to. Started at a hundred and it brought 400. And nobody else bid. What? And I sold it, did I not, dj?

[DJ Prek]

Oh, yeah, it sold, man. I thought about hitting that 500, but I couldn't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, what year was it?

[Mike]

And you know, it was like a. Yeah, yeah, those are great cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was the body saw before yours. It was the wagon looking body.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, still, it had138,000 miles. It was stupid cheap. Yeah. Was it a piece of junk or something?

[Mike]

No, it's like a 1500 two grand car somewhere in there, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 400. Yeah. Now who. Who at the. Give me the VIN deal. What? Manager had it bigs.

[Mike]

And so while we're watching this. Yeah, he's just cussing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? Don't sell it because he had 2500 in it for 2500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he. Is there a correlation between those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Managers get paid on the high and the low. They get paid on the win or the loss. Oh, oh, oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's so he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's invested in this deal with me.

[Mike]

And I was. I mean, I was with him. I was yelling. It's like, oh, please, John, don't do it. Don't do it. 100 bucks. It's like, ah, surely it's gonna go up. They stayed at 100 for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

A long time.

[Mike]

Oh, no, he's actually gonna do this. Got to that 400 mark, slammed the hose down, and he did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, that's lane 11 of the Dallas auto auction. Every Wednesday Morning starts at 9, 10. If you want to steal cars, there are cars to be stolen. Yeah.

[Mike]

Stick around long enough, you may get a free beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

We blew. We blew two G's on that car. But you know what? They'll talk about it and they'll come back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they will.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did Big say?

[Mike]

He's just yelling.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was upset.

[Mike]

Yeah. Once it was done, he's like, it's done. There's nothing I can do about it. He was just hoping that it wasn't real. When you're watching it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike]

We're like, there's no way he's not gonna do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's.

[Mike]

No way John would do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why we have 200 buyers on simulcast sitting there, you know, most of the sale and everybody else has, you know, 30 is because we do stupid stuff like that. But sometimes our cars bring stupid money, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the upside works out. You just have to ride the balance and ride the wave. But, you know, you have to have a gravel gut to do it because it hurts. It makes you throw up in your mouth. It really does.

[J.D. Ryan]

See that. Would you have sold it to Pre K for that, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like outside?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No way. Right, right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to be there. You got to be ready. You got to be on your toes.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the cool car of the day, I mean, you talk about that, that's low end, but there's some really cool high end stuff, too. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[Mike]

That red whatever truck I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was really cool. F150. F150. It looked like a Raptor, but it wasn't. It was just decked to the nines. And it did great. You know, it ran away the other direction. It made some money, so you just never know. But no, that was stupid selling that car that cheap. Just stupid. But I mean, what are we gonna do with it? Eat it? And what that tells you is the tax season money is off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And the junk is turned back into Junk. And on the conference call this morning, Troy, that's what they're talking about. Junk is now junk again. It's not gold anymore. The S is now chicken. S. Gotcha. Is not shinola. For two months during the year. It is shinola because the tax season.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money comes in that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

A month ago would have brought twenty five hundred dollars, maybe three, three, five hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

That big of a difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big of a difference. And that's why when you see people calling with real high mileage cars, I'm like, ah, yeah, whatever. There's no market working on when the tax money expires. It just expires. Uncle Norman.

[Roy]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Good morning. Now, Uncle Norman, you were standing there when we sold that 400 car, and I actually looked at Norma. I said, norman, do you want to buy it? Did I not?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, yes, you did, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with that car? Was something really. Was something really bad wrong with that I wasn't seeing because a lot of time that's the case.

[Caller/Customer]

No, no, no, no. Actually, who. The one who had it has a good deal. He got a good car for next to nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, when I was leaving that day, I had four people come up to me and ask me if that was real, can they please buy it. I was like, yeah, it was real, and just go buy it from the guy. What will happen is like they could walk up to the guy that bought it from me and give him two or three hundred dollars or five hundred dollars for his ticket, buy his auction ticket. It's like trading options. It's just old school up. So Norman calls in. Norman's our chief mechanic and, and you know, he manages the fleet. He's the crew chief. And he calls in with car tips like life hacks for. For non. For commoners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Little things that you can do, little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Things that you can do to save you some money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got today, Norm?

[Caller/Customer]

Well, today we're going to talk about a little bit about air conditioning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. Perfect time of year.

[Caller/Customer]

Really perfect time of year. We have problems all the time. And air conditioning now in these days is not a luxury. It's actually a necessity to have, right? So now. So when you take the car to get to go to the car wash, you can do just as you simple thing that you can improve the efficiency of your AC conditioning system. When you wash your car, take a time to spray between those big grills. You guys who like pick up drugs and you never ask yourself why I got such a big grill here? It is because the air conditioner Use those passage of air to cool down. If you spray it, wash your car. You take your time to take the pressure washer and cleaning the condenser, that's what is called in the front where the radiator is located. You will. You will make the efficiency of the air condition at least 5 to 10 degrees.

[Bobbo]

Get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really. No. Can you screw it up if you put too much direct water pressure on it?

[Caller/Customer]

Well, yeah, if you put too much. You have to do this with some kind of finesse. You don't want to bend the condenser things on it. But if you clean it, it will increase efficiency. Of course, it is like you guys in Texas like to go out to the woods and the dust and all that, and they watch the truck, but they never wash the, the. The air conditioner.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car. You.

[Caller/Customer]

You will not get efficiency out of the system.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, tell me about. So you're from Penns, you're from Port Rico, and you live most of your life in the states up in the northeast, in Pennsylvania. And then now you're Texan and you're enjoying it and they took you turkey hunting last week. How did it go?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, it was fantastic. I like it. I like the idea. You know, I get up, you go and roughen it. You get up in the morning to take a leak, you have to go outside. But when you look to the sky, man, there is so many stars up there. And I don't know, for me it was. It was beautiful. I at least have the time to be with myself and look up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. I mean, there's this old song that you probably never heard because you were in Puerto Rico. But the stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas. And when you're out, where were you? Do you remember the town you were in? Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Customer]

A little town is called Spurl S P U R. Yep. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How far was the drive from Dallas?

[Caller/Customer]

Four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you were in West Texas in the middle of nowhere at night time. Was the sky clear that night?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's ridiculous.

[Caller/Customer]

It was so beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like being on the ocean.

[Caller/Customer]

The shadow, the Milky Way. That's incredible. Incredible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad you experienced that. See, you being Latin and your roots, you know, those Latins and their knives. Did you skin and clean a lot of stuff for everybody? Did you enjoy that part?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I like that part. I can butcher anything one time and another.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there you go. Tips from Uncle Norman. Clean your air conditioning compressor condenser. Thank you, Norm. Talk to you soon. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio DJ Pre K. What up? I heard something funny. Does he have a vin? Do you have a VIN handy?

[Mike]

You got one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pulled one up real quick. You need to pull a VIN number up because I heard that you were reading a VIN number off to someone like the phonetic Alphabet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like Alphabet. Charlie, delta, echo, foxtrot, that.

[DJ Prek]

I mean I don't know the code man. They don't teach you that in, in college, you know.

[Mike]

So. All right, so how would you do if it's let's say C and then M and then you go, yeah, you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know, 17 digit number mixed with numbers and letters. So when it sounds up to a C, a C could sound like a D or a B.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we read them off to each other over a radio or over a telephone, it's like Charlie, Alpha, Bravo, 4226.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kilo, India, 77377.

[DJ Prek]

Right, yeah, see I don't know that code. So you know, I was just thinking of words off my head, you know, I might say B as in Ballin or no, K as in killer or P as in purple drink, you know. But I had one that had a C and an M. So I said okay, C as in cow, then M, you know, I still had was thinking about cows. So I said M as in moo.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[DJ Prek]

And look, I got my point across.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[DJ Prek]

The office just wouldn't leave me alone for it, man. Sending me pictures of cows now telling me moo puns, you know, and I'm frankly, I'm not in the mood for it anymore.

[Mike]

Nicole, one of her new buyers, she had a sound of a cow mooing. I mean it was non stock.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll be utterly ridiculous. Amazon.

[Roy]

Moo.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love it. Well, you know what, he got the message across.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. I'll tell you which cars are bringing a lot of money. Is the real nice one sports cars, anything. V8 sports cars or badass M series, the S63 or E63, any the turbocharged Mercedes paint a lot for those cars, like overbook. So if you have those fancy cars, always we buy the Lamborghinis, the Ferraris, the 100 grand stuff. And there's a hundred grand auction coming up in June and I'm going to gather up a bunch of hundred. What they do is they have one auction a year. It's called the Hundred Grander.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the only cars that can be in that run are 100 grand or above. Wow. So we're going to gather up a bunch of 100 grand granders to have there. So if you have hundred Granders or it's 80,000 or above.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com we buy them. And the guy with this 3,000mile Range Rover.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not yet. His name is Robert.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're at 73, 000. He's at 74.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that right? Yes. Correct. We're at 73. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're 500 away from his number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs so. But you gotta understand we've come up from 70. 71 to 2 to 3 to 73 5.

[J.D. Ryan]

He needs to come up a long way. We actually started at 68 and we've come up to seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, we weren't at 68. We were at 71.

[J.D. Ryan]

71. I'm sorry, I'm looking at this wrong number. Look at his phone number. Okay, my bad. But the 71, we're up to 73. 5.

[Mike]

That's why JD doesn't buy the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why I don't buy the cars. That's why I do the VIN numbers. Charlie Moo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we need, we need to. You need to explain to this guy that he's getting all the money and we're going to go to his house to pick it up with a check and it's done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we can only give so much at this point. I'm offering what I really believe will be what we might get for it. That losing a 500 on this car out of the gate is expected. Losing a thousand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you do it then?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we just buy the damn cars. Control the commodity. Get them all bought, own them, put them in the right order and funny things happen. Sometimes it works. Sometimes you get lucky. We get lucky. And I like having those low mile cars. I just, just, I just want to have, I want to be the place for them.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is very low miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 3,000 miles on 17R. All right, we'll be back in a minute.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Robert in Granbury, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Customer]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a 15 Camry XSE, is that correct?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four cylinder or six cylinder?

[Caller/Customer]

Six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Customer]

How many miles it's just turned over? 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it. So it comes that, that car comes with 18 inch alloys, leather and suede seats, two tone seats in the moonroof or sunroof. Is that right?

[Caller/Customer]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is yours?

[Caller/Customer]

Black and red stitching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got navigation on those. I remember when the XSE package was made. It's a 155 rig. 15 15. 15,500.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Roy]

Yeah.

[Caller/Customer]

Oh yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you, if that works for you, we can come out to your house and buy it. Bring a check.

[Roy]

Well.

[Caller/Customer]

I, I was offered a little bit more than that, but what's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take to buy it?

[Caller/Customer]

About 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's full blown retail on that one. I think it's black. Were you offered that on trade in?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See the problem? It's not a problem, but the reality is that they set it in right where I did. 50, 15, 5, 16 grand. And then they show you that as an over allowance because they have this factory money and rebate money to show you that. So have you already bought the new one?

[Caller/Customer]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let me take a look at it. Let me take a look at the pictures. Go. Go to give metheven.com loaded up. Let's take a look. 17 will buy it. Is that correct?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I might try to buy it. Put on the info when it says other comments say 17,000 will buy this car and then we will make a decision.

[Caller/Customer]

All right. But it is in condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I believe I'll probably buy it just because, I mean you hear what we do. We just gamble on cars all the time. And I think that that's totally the bring money. But I'll probably buy it anyway if it's that nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[DJ Prek]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Go to givemetheven.com back with more of.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Scooter]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey man, am I driving okay? I think we're parked, man.

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[Bobbo]

I think we're parked, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

NFL Draft this weekend at Jerry World and I did not even think about it. Are you gonna go, Charlie?

[Mike]

No, I'll be at bar mitzvah this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told you Jewish. I said he's Jewish all along I.

[Bobbo]

Was at this weekend.

[Mike]

Next weekend I will be there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Michael. I would have made up any others because he's always calling you Jewish and now you're going to a bar mitzvah.

[Mike]

Very ironic. It's good friend of mine, Eric and his son turns 13. He just happens to be Jewish. I've never been to a bar mitzvah so I'm really looking forward to it. It's supposed to be a. Basically it's a party when I understand Friday all the way through. Through Sunday, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

All the way through the weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The reason I he's called totally Jewish is cuz he's from Connecticut. My mother lived in Connecticut. She's buried in Connecticut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was up there a lot. I'm trying to follow and there's just a lot of Jewish people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean my stepdad called it he's Italian. Or he was before he died. I guess he still would be. But he lived. He said he lives on the Gaza Strip where his neighborhood is. Okay. And. And it's just, it's very. When I think of Connecticut, that's what I think of. And that's why I call totally Jewish.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. But he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he is going to bar mitzvah. But he's not, right?

[Mike]

That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell yeah.

[Bobbo]

Gearing up for Texas Bar Mitzvah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you were going to. What's a quinceanera? I mean that would. That wouldn't mean that you were Mexican.

[Mike]

No, but I am going to a Greek wedding tonight, so. But I am boy now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Greek wedding? What's different? I know a movie.

[Bobbo]

Well, about $50.

[Mike]

No, it's long. The wedding's long. Long ceremony. Long ceremony. Could last up to two hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ceremony part, that's then.

[Mike]

Then the party. That's an all night thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like all night. What's that mean?

[Mike]

Oh, midnight. They'll make them close down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike]

And then you go to have cocktails in another place. And that goes whenever they close.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you do for two hours in a ceremony?

[Mike]

There's a lot of Greek, a lot of prayers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they talking to the gods? Like. Like the old from Troy.

[Bobbo]

A lot of ceremony.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's whole.

[J.D. Ryan]

A tradition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike]

There's a tradition where you walk around this table and candle several times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is that when they throw the wine glass down and step on it, say mazel tov.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's Jewish.

[Bobbo]

It's like in the Deer Hunter.

[Mike]

John, you know, you don't throw plates down and say opa. That's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true.

[Mike]

No, but there's a lot of Greek dancing at the. At the actual reception, so it'll be fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds like a party.

[Mike]

Oh, yeah, it is a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck Norris. Our own cockroach.

[Mike]

You want to get him in here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bring him in.

[Bobbo]

He's been gone for like a couple weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder where he went.

[Caller/Customer]

Clark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here he comes.

[Bobbo]

Y' all miss old Clark?

[J.D. Ryan]

We did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were you?

[Bobbo]

Man, you better be thinking about the implications that on what you call it? The back pages back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the website that was shut down.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna tell you, just like the good Lord told John.

[Caller/Customer]

What?

[Bobbo]

Them back page boys is trafficking more than just hens on that innerwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I don't believe. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobbo]

Tell me what happened to Clark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Tell me that's where you went two Sundays ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

While my hens was all cuddled up getting them little eggs ready to come into the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

I was out in the yard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Simple.

[Bobbo]

Just doing my thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Scratching, crowing. Early morning about round six.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

And I seen this little old bitty pretty young buck messing around over the driveway side of the yard all dressed up like DJ Prek.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Sucker was all red Adidas. Big old bunch of gold bling shining on the cool clear mornings. This is a rooster side aside to mosey on over investigating. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

This was no rooster.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was not a rooster.

[Bobbo]

This was a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

This was a man.

[Bobbo]

A grown man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Human.

[Bobbo]

All dressed up like Adidas billboard. You remember to run dmc?

[J.D. Ryan]

I totally remember it like that style. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so.

[Bobbo]

So I went over to see what was what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, sure, it's your job.

[Bobbo]

Cause he sure don't get no business in my yard at 6 o' clock in the GAD darn morning on a Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're protecting your zone.

[Bobbo]

And I'm strutting on over cool and calm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

In case I gots to lay down some law.

[DJ Prek]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Regarding my territory.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're protecting.

[Bobbo]

Doing my job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

And then I notice this little hood rat fella's wearing leather gloves. Uh oh, and he's got a sack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is not.

[Bobbo]

And you Ain't gotta tell me two times what that means if you're a rooster.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that?

[Bobbo]

And he's sidling over my way. He coming after you same as I'm sidling over his way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but he's got the sack. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

When I gets to around two, three feet off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I take a leap thinking it's time to put my spur right in this dude's eye. You're coming at him, but he's wearing these Oakley jawbreaker wraparound shades. And for I knew he had me in the bag.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

And take it from old Cluck. When you had you done been half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you got your half.

[Bobbo]

And they had me. The Azel Texas hip hop mob.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think there is that.

[Bobbo]

I was a victim of cock trafficking. Next thing I know I fighting for my life. These whip cracking meth head tweakers had me fighting four, five, six times a night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh really?

[Bobbo]

In eight days I was running a record of 26 wins, zero losses. And not one single charity hen for my concerted effort.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not one nothing.

[Bobbo]

Last Wednesday we was over in Mesquite and I was fixing to wipe down Po, Little old Red, Bandy Young and Rooster.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, sure.

[Bobbo]

And these dollars changing hands all over the ring.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not getting in.

[Bobbo]

And me and that bandit was trash talking one another about to get it on. And that's when the ASPCA landed.

[J.D. Ryan]

ASPCA came in, busted the whole operation.

[Bobbo]

And it's a good thing too because I was missing me some hands. And I ain't really want to fight no more since Roy pulled me out of that deal. He kept my license, my paperwork from before. Really, it made me think. Because wins ain't getting no younger, Roy. On myself. And I was trying real hard to be all about my hands. Sure, when I gets home and that thing they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been gone for a while.

[Bobbo]

Because my name is Cluck.

[J.D. Ryan]

It certainly is.

[Bobbo]

And I'm here to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Cluck, I was at the. I stopped by Papa Doe's the other day. You didn't see me, but I saw you. Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was he doing at Papa Dose?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was drinking some red margarita or something at the bar. Had a bunch of women around him.

[Bobbo]

That's my thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's the weirdest thing, man. At six o' clock when happy hours over, everybody just bails. You and all those gals and all the rest of you just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd they go?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody knows.

[Bobbo]

Late in the evening, that's What I do. Early morning I got the scratching and crowing going. On middays I keep eyes on them cats around my hands. But at nighttime that's my time.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. LeBron is down two to one versus the Pacers. And in NBA playoffs round one, Rockets, Houston two. Nothing over the Timberwolves. Game three tonight at 6:30 in Minnesota.

[Mike]

They should sweep that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. We'll be right back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

George Toadweed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

George Toad Weed. Are you kidding me, man?

[Bobbo]

The whole country back then was getting hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knew that it would be a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good cash crop for the southern states.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you go to Weed college?

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[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vintage the postman Bubble bubble.

[Caller/Customer]

He put it in his sack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bright and early next morning he brought my letter back. We had to do that to someone that sent us a hail beat car the other day. What? We bought a car, it was covered in hail and it showed up and like return December, Elvis Presley.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know it before he got there. They didn't send the pictures of the hail.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't send the pictures. They brought the car over. Pull out your boom box and play some Elvis. It don't work like that, guys. 800-800-7234. College Station. Lance, I didn't know we had a radio station in College. Station, what's. What station you listening to us on?

[Caller/Customer]

Actually, actually driving right now. I'm trying to. College Station, Waco area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Yeah, a two.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I reached down to Waco to 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what station, what station are we tuned into on your deal right now?

[Caller/Customer]

Hold on, let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on like 23 stations now, all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Over, expanding every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Texas covered.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, we're on the 92. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Caller/Customer]

That's where we're reaching right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's our flagship Lone Star. We have every city covered except El Paso.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not very good at Spanish.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of them till 11 o'. Clock. After 11 o' clock you can go to the stream, which is John Claywolf dot com. The very top things, the stream after 11 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we on 92.5. Right, we lose 92.5 at 11 o', clock, which is here in just a minute. 13 GMC Sierra with 22 wheel drive. Super cab or crew cab?

[Caller/Customer]

Single cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single cab. Okay. Long. Better. Short.

[Caller/Customer]

Short.

[Roy]

Bid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which. Which engine? Little or big?

[Caller/Customer]

Little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a six little or a small V8?

[Caller/Customer]

No, it's a six little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to see pictures of this one. Take. Take a couple pictures. Give me the VIN. Go to givemethevin.com or just your license plate. Because when you get into this, there's a. Is it a street truck or is it a work truck? And people's version of that are two different versions. And I need to see the photos and I can know immediately if it's a W, WT or if it's a. Or if it's a street anyway, without wasting everybody's time. Okay, go to givemetheven.com Throw me a couple pictures, put in your license plate number, which will decode the VIN automatically and I'll email you an offer. Thanks. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a story actually that Randy gave me to read. So it's kind of an interesting thing here. Says a woman in Indianapolis brought her pet raccoon to a fire station because it had gotten into someone's marijuana and she thought possibly the raccoon was overdosing. Radio chatter among the firefighters is actually pretty good. They thought at first the raccoon was on meth and they thought maybe it was on heroin. Eventually one guy gives up and goes home. It's kind of fun.

[Mike]

Here's the audio, actually.

[Caller/Customer]

Apparently they have a pet raccoon that got into their method through speedway. Doesn't have anything, but fire did call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Across the hall and say that it.

[Caller/Customer]

Was a raccoon that overdosed on somebody's heroin. I'm sitting at one of the buet firehouses. No pet raccoons are overdosing here. Well, if they show up, you narcaning way too weird. I'm leaving Tim bored.

[Mike]

So other firehouses say no overdosed raccoons here. So who has a pet raccoon anyway?

[John Clay Wolf]

And yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That it got into their meth or marijuana or whatever they got.

[Scooter]

People do that sometimes.

[Mike]

Oh, here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do what now?

[Scooter]

Let the. Let these coons in the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

People let raccoons in the house?

[Scooter]

Yeah, well, I mean, I could have told you. You should never give a raccoon marriage. You want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, well, cuz coons are a little.

[Scooter]

On the dopey side anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're, well, you would know, like just rather hyper. They. They're hyper, really?

[Scooter]

Like the tweakingest bunch of nerdy whales in the aminal kingdom.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not Know, I mean, as.

[Scooter]

Individual individuals, they're kind of like quirky and cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are cute.

[Scooter]

They got that cute look.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got the little eyes. Yeah.

[Scooter]

They got that come and hug me and give me a cigarette look.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not cigarettes.

[Scooter]

I know people find that just irresistible.

[Bobbo]

It is.

[Scooter]

Especially hillbilly meth head tweakers.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Scooter]

You ever see a raccoon living in somebody's house in town?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I really?

[Scooter]

Hell no.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I have not.

[Scooter]

That's like a fresh from the wild single coon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Scooter]

Right. Because I'll tell you, if you get them in a group, they so down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Scooter]

Oh, it's like a tent meeting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm that scooter friend of yours that lives out in weatherford. He's like 83 and he's an old methy coon.

[Scooter]

Michael Scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's got those great big ears. I think when the more meth he does, the bigger his ears get.

[Scooter]

I know you got corn in the market on double mint gum. You ever say hi, cheese?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Scooter]

Poor old Scooter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know that. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You get a bunch of people lie too. It makes the scooter lie through his damn teeth. The teeth he's got left and they're.

[Scooter]

All shouting and rolling around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He hangs out at that car dealership.

[Scooter]

That's what a bunch of raccoons do. They do if you get a domesticated raccoon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. The ones in the house used to.

[Scooter]

Eating cat food and Cheetos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[Scooter]

Getting a bunch of weed. It's just cruel.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it was because they're hyper crazy.

[Scooter]

Anyway. I mean, inside is like, me, me, me, me, me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me that.

[Scooter]

Give me another sardine. Give me, give me.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are. Yeah.

[Scooter]

They're motivated by getting really good weed. Yeah, those amend are like a reverse evolutionary mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Scooter]

Because the reason they're always so up normally, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they're hyper.

[Scooter]

They're really kind of sad on that side. Like bipolar light. Psychologically, if you introduce marijuana to their normally fragile state, okay. They just go uncoony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unreally.

[Scooter]

Yeah, like Adam Sandler in that Funny People movie. I blame Seth Rogen for that bit of wacky fun. And that poor raccoon, his playtime is over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done.

[Scooter]

He'll probably never escape. Or an act that goofy again. And that's a tragic loss. Just like Adam Sandler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Know you watch movies.

[Scooter]

This makes me sad. Oh, hey, give me a hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna give you a hug. Come here.

[Scooter]

I gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Come here, come Here, watch that mess. It'll make your ears grow big and make you tell lies. If you live in Weatherford, your name's.

[Bobbo]

Scooter is Adam Sandler her. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

John has a personal story I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't at all. Okay. No, it's his uncle Scooter. Who don in Amarillo. 0534 ton, 130,000 miles average. Rough or clean? Dodge diesel.

[Caller/Customer]

Oh man, it's immaculate. There ain't a scratch on it nowhere. No dents, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you owned it?

[Caller/Customer]

About a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sounds like, sounds like 15, 16 grand to me.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay. It's got an 05 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

05? What's an 055? Well, I mean, sounds like these older trucks with high miles. It all depends on the. I need to see the photos. So let's just use 15 grand as our baseline. And we'll add or subtract after I see the photos.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay. That's what I was needing to know about. What it was was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Kathleen. Good morning in Louisville.

[Caller/Customer]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Is this your truck or is it your man's truck? My man truck. He had you call in doing the dirty work. All right. 13F350 with 26,000 miles leather roof. Nav. Is it a lariat or a King ranch or a platinum?

[Caller/Customer]

Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Platinum. What color?

[Caller/Customer]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

35 grain. 30. 37 grand right around there. What's your payoff? 40. What?

[Caller/Customer]

Nothing. I, I, we own it, but I was hoping to get really only 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said 35 to 37.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Customer]

Well, I wanted to get 40, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the new body style. You know that the 17s came out out and everybody went to that new body style. So obviously it depreciated this one. Let me look, let me look something up real quick. Let me stand by. F350. Dual. Is it dually, right?

[Caller/Customer]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dually. No. Then, then I'm, I'm on the high end of it.

[Roy]

Too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Let me look. Is it long? Better short. Most of the F350 single wheels are longs.

[Caller/Customer]

Now these are, this is short. He ordered it from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 250 or a 350?

[Caller/Customer]

It's a 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

No question about it.

[Caller/Customer]

No question about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cuz I very have ever rarely seen a short bed. 350 single wheel.

[Caller/Customer]

Right. That's why he custom ordered it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com I'm 37 on the radio. I'm going to try to get closer to your 40 after I see pictures and look at some comps. Okay. All right. Give me the vindo. You just plug in your license plate or you can plug in your vin number and take a couple of photos of it and back off and give me the side shot, you know, like where I can see bumper to bumper on the side. Okay.

[Caller/Customer]

And then I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then open the door and take a picture from there where I can see the dash and the sunroof and all the gear. Those two pictures, I can make a decision immediately.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Kath 8008007234 it's not just diesel trucks. It's half ton trucks and corvettes and Rolls Royce and everything in between. Maseratis, Aston Martins, Jaguars. I mean, we, we pay a lot of money for expensive cars. That's really our sweet spot. We do the regular cars because that's what everybody drives. But people would think that all this online service, there's no way they're gonna pay the right money for this one. Well, understand that all the dealers in these met in Houston and Dallas and Oklahoma City. They call us when you're trading these cars in because they know we're the specialists on the luxury highline cars. So you can see you too. If you don't want to trade it in, if you just want to sell it straight to. We are the right. I mean, we pay more than the Lexus store for the Lexus. We pay more than the Mercedes store than the Mercedes. If we don't beat carmax, we send you a check for $100. I don't know how I just do that to shut everybody up. If I don't beat carmax, then I'm just gonna mail you a check for 100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom. Easy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give it a shot. If. Or tell a friend we're going into our number four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the vin dot com. Also if you want to stream the last hour, It's John, John claywolf.com that's the last hour we're streaming in. And on Facebook, it's John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show Kansas City starts next Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we're in kc.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're going to start a new a new market in Kansas City next Saturday on the fox. Highest rated station in Kansas City.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big station.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. Wow, that's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back.

[Bobbo]

A presidential address from Washington.

[J.D. Ryan]

We talk about marijuana. Let's go. Let's just see what happens. Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is big league stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was so great.

[J.D. Ryan]

The earth shifted. I really had a pretty wild time.

[Bobbo]

I've been seeing a lot of things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make drugs great again. And God bless the United States. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How Turley.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show show, presented by givemethevin.com Jewish.

[Bobbo]

Dopers are 420 Friday, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, four, 20 Friday. Yeah.

[Mike]

Everybody's doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even the president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Have to. It's a miracle.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there is a Netflix show on Netflix that's Trump something. Maybe the Life of the or the Road to the White House. It's about seven episodes an hour each. And I'm addicted to it is a good one. I mean, it starts with him as a kid and gets right into his business life. His dad having to bail him out, bring him $5 million. Five minutes to stop the bleeding one day. Lord. Mike, during the casino meltdowns, Ivana, she was the CEO of the Plaza and of the casinos. And did you hear her talking smack about three, four months ago? I'm the real first lady. Yeah. Well, after watching this, she is.

[Bobbo]

You believe it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike]

So is it produced by his party or just produced by a generic middle party?

[John Clay Wolf]

Generic. Generic. It's not flattering. Okay. But it's not slammy. It's just. It's just news.

[Mike]

Faxy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what was good is they got a lot of old employees. They had his old valet, his old security guard, his old accountants. And maybe they're angry ones, but. And they weren't slamming. They're just. He's like. He's like, man. I mean, I remember when we were down to $3 million in the bank of the whole casino operation, he called me and said, how much cash we got today? Like, 3 million is all we've got. He's like, send half of it here. I need it right now. I mean, they were flying low to the ground before they filed bankruptcy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really. You just kind of forget the whole presidential thing. It's about Trump. I mean, I'm only in episode three, but it is good and the. The wildest. And this is weird for me because my mom lived in Aspen and I went up there all the time.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I remember I rode a ski lift with Yvonne, and I remember seeing her around at Little Nell and all this stuff. And there was a scene where. So he. He's in Aspen with his family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he also flew his girlfriend in, and they're all staying at the Little Nell and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that a hotel?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the girlfriend skis up next to Ivana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yelling at her. I love him. I love him. You don't love him. Let him go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Supposedly really happen. Happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this was plenty of witnesses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this was a public scene. Okay. Down at the base of the mountain.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know where it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you stop. Yep, plenty. Too many people.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Kennedys literally have a little compound right there at the bottom of the hill. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Right at the bottom of the hill.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was Marla Maples. And then just all the drama on that whole deal. I mean, it was. He was a womanizer. No doubt about it. Well, yeah. And that Make America Great again. They showed. They never mention it, but they show it. Bill Clinton, Make America Great Again. I never. I wasn't paying the close competition. I really didn't think that that tagline is what they really ran on. Sure. Yeah. But he was a. He was. He's the same guy today. He was then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a jerk then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody doubts that hardcore business guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why it's working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What else? Yeah. I highly suggest if you're a fan, if you're a lover or a hater of Trump. This is a good one. I really liked it. I mean, when I get done here today, I'm gonna go watch the rest of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is it again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Netflix.

[J.D. Ryan]

Netflix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump something. Trump something. It's one of the suggested up top new. New offerings, whatever.

[Bobbo]

Did you just say that's why it's working?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I'm saying the economy's working like a champion boss.

[Bobbo]

That's been okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, Been okay? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Breaking all kinds.

[Bobbo]

No, I have to agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

And look at oil prices running to, you know, they're in the 70s, I believe, right now, which is a good profitable price for oil companies.

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a digestible price for Americans. And he's freaking out, trying to stop them, like, saying, no more. Here's the truth, the supply, the this. I mean, he's really intersecting, like, don't let it get out of control because that's what throws us into a funk.

[Bobbo]

Did I sound like I was waxing negative?

[J.D. Ryan]

A little bit, yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you ask somebody, did you really say that?

[Bobbo]

I'm kind of thinking about the institutions.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy's a jerk. The guy's an egomaniac. The guy's a narcissist. The guy's got all these personality disorders, but he is a hardcore businessman, and that's the platform. He ran on, he said, don't like me. I don't care, but I'm gonna fix this economy from a business point of view. And he has done that. Right? Right. Are there dead soldiers in his wrath? Yes.

[Bobbo]

There's a bit of a scorched earth. There's a bit of a scorched earth policy, though, concerning our institutions. You know, I believe in the Justice Department, I believe in the nsa. I believe in the presidency, but you have to comport yourself a certain way if you're going to hold that high. I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we can't control him. But to get that much good in that section of what we're working on, maybe it has to be that bad for a little while.

[Bobbo]

And I can't complain. I'm getting, like, 11 extra bucks of payday.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of kings in the past, in history that have acted this way. They didn't tweet.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't tweet at all, but they were jerks. Yeah, absolutely. There's no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Then obviously the other side's gonna scream. Yeah. And they killed people and they. Everybody revolted, all this stuff. But I, you know, will he get reelected? We'll see. But is he. Is he getting the economy healthy? Damn right.

[Mike]

I thought it was pretty good before, too. I didn't realize it was bad.

[Bobbo]

Well, it was bad in about 2008.

[Mike]

Okay. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And it got steadily better for, you know, nobody questions.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gotten better in the last year.

[Bobbo]

No, you can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's. I mean, Michael, it was pretty damn good, though, before, too.

[Mike]

I mean. Anyway, it can't get much, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets a little better. I got a lot better.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got a lot better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're breaking records. Hey, East Texas Police Department is helping people have a safe 420 day. Did you hear about this? Every year, to celebrate the unofficial National Marijuana Day, the Marshall Police Department is offering to test your marijuana for free to see if it's real. All you have to do is personally deliver your stash. This is a true story. Every year. And believe it or not, they have one or two people do this every year. They deliver your stash to the PD and the can, of course, officer will check it out. If it's real, you get to stay overnight, check it out, see if it's real. Hey, Michael, the stories are all the time about people call up the cops and say, hey, man, this guy stole my dope. And the cops show up and go, really? So who do you think we're gonna arrest.

[Mike]

Just can't believe people are that dumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of dumb, maybe it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm beginning to think it's something in the water. In Pennsylvania last week we heard about one of the school districts that had armed its teachers with a bucket of river rocks in the classrooms. This week there's more. In the Mill Creek school district, they've equipped 500 of its teachers with miniature little baseball bats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the little six flags bats.

[J.D. Ryan]

16 inch bats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt like hell when they pop people with them.

[Mike]

Those ones they gave away at the Rangers game.

[Bobbo]

They used to do it on mat day.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were distributed to all the staff following an orientation on how to use them during an emergency. The district has four elementary schools, three middle schools, one high school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's gonna get hurt with those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I mean, kids can whiff it across the classroom, hit a kid right in the head, knock it out a river.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll play baseball with a river.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but those aren't as fun to throw as those little bats. Those little bats. I've smacked people in the head, they've smacked me in the head with them. They hurt like hell. They'll put an egg on your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

So fast next week, we have no idea where. Pennsylvania maybe. They're going to be giving all the teachers Harry Potter magic spell books and a bag of fairy dust. Who knows what's next? What else? Let's see. Starbucks is going to close its 8,000 company owned stores in the United States for one afternoon to educate all the employees about racial bias. Of course, after the two black gentlemen got arrested, basically they were just hanging out. They didn't buy anything. The manager called the cops and had them escorted out. The CEO of Starbucks said, I've spent the last few days in Philadelphia with my leadership team listening to, to the community and learning what we did wrong and taking steps to fix it. So very soon now, all folks, any race, color, creed, can get overcharged coffee by a snooty barista.

[Bobbo]

Now there's a little, there's been a little addition to that story though, just really, just as of yesterday. Yeah. Those two guys were there for an interview and the guy who was gonna interview him had not shown up yet. They were gonna have a business meeting there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They were 10 minutes early, but it wasn't a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the cops got called after they were there for two minutes.

[Mike]

So just a little overreaction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two minutes?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. That's. I mean, that's the news story about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? But my question is, is Starbucks really worried about their stereotyping policy? Are they worried about their.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're worried about the PR thing.

[Mike]

So they're close, getting ahead of the story.

[Bobbo]

I'm amazed anybody called anybody. I've never seen Starbucks have trouble with anybody loitering ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Starbucks down the street, man. The, the, the. The beggars are in the line.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean when you're in the Starbucks line here, there's beggars in the line knocking on your windows.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Randy and his scooter.

[Mike]

I'm swearing those are chipmunks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really, it's the same thing. I mean there's people, there's chipmunks. It's. It's a war path to get to the coffee window. Hey, Kim and Katie. Good morning. You're on the air. Katie Texas, Good morning.

[Roy]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. 14 dodge 3 quarter ton diesel with a buck 10 mega cab, leather nav and a lift. How much lift is it? Four or six inches?

[Mike]

It's actually.

[Caller/Customer]

It's going to be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So is it. So the tires are 35s. Is that what size they are?

[Caller/Customer]

35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles ago, how many miles are on the tires?

[Caller/Customer]

They're brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's all I need to know. So we don't need to buy tires. Does it have aftermarket wheels?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you spent 110,000 miles on a 14. Is it 30 grand? Is that right? Does that sound right?

[Caller/Customer]

I had another offer already for it.

[Bobbo]

How much?

[Caller/Customer]

They offered me 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trade or straight by?

[Caller/Customer]

I own the truck to come by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your neighbor or is that a dealer?

[Caller/Customer]

Dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me pictures. Let me look. If 36 grand. And you passed. They offered you 36 and you said no on 110000 mile Dodge.

[Caller/Customer]

But I also still got the paperwork where they made the offer to me. I can come with it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do. I. I wanna. I don't miss cars that bad. So. So it. There's something about this truck that I need to see pictures and I need to see a picture of the offer letter. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. If it's a straight by legit offer from one of the brands and I don't want to talk about them anyway. Get it to me. If I don't beat it, I'll send you 100 bucks. Thank you. Huh? 880. And don't send the fake offer letters. Guys, we. We really Are good at what we do. And we've got ways to know. And it's really embarrassing when you have a fake offer letter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, like a CarMax letter. And they change. You know, they put 23,000 supposed to. To be 15.

[Caller/Customer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they send it in like, where's my hundred bucks? Where's my 100 bucks?

[Bobbo]

Like, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, how do you tell somebody that you know they're lying?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that you. That there's some watermark. There's some tags, marks on the playing cards that we know as professionals that we can tell Mike, what do we do? Oh, how do we tell them?

[Mike]

I have ways.

[DJ Prek]

We've.

[Mike]

I've had people cower before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know how we catch them, but how do we tell them they're caught? You don't want to tell them.

[Mike]

I don't tell them.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't just say, hey, hey, that's fraud.

[Mike]

But there's ways of making them realize that they're okay. Yeah, we know that you knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Mike]

By calling the store and talking to the people that are supposedly on this letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

People don't understand that we're in the middle of the network of everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody.

[Mike]

And when we start saying, well, so and so said that your car never came down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're the largest. We're the largest wholesale distributor in the south. So all these guys buy cars from us. I mean, we buy cars from them. So we know everybody. We can call him the VINs, lock them up, look it up, and see where they're at. So. So when you find out that somebody's lying to you and they're pressing you, you just tell them, hey, I called, and they had a different version.

[Mike]

Yeah, they. Their offer was a lot different than when you're showing. Oh, it must be a mistake. You know what? Don't worry about it. I'll figure it out.

[Bobbo]

And they just go away and gone immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scatter. Yep. That's fun. I mean, you know, printers are easy. Photoshop's easy. You can make fake offers all day long, and it's really okay. I mean, but understand that there. There are some tags that we can see. Look at it like. Like electronic cookies. There you go. Exactly. And you can't BS A BS or.

[Bobbo]

Somebody snorting a line over there doing the.

[J.D. Ryan]

These sick. Leave him alone now.

[Bobbo]

But when you're caught, you're caught, right? I mean, sometimes you have no guns to stick to. It's too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But do you ever have anybody hang in there and. And just hang with the lie no. Ride the lie to the ground.

[Mike]

No, they'll ride it to a certain point, but there's always at the end when we present it to them and say, hey, you know, when we talk to so and so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. I called Bob at XYZ Chevrolet. He bought four cars from us last week and we bought 10 from him. He pulled the VIN number up and sent us a screenshot of your deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, again.

[Bobbo]

There are some discrepancies on the paperwork. Yes, I used to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alibaba Motors don't count.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it does not count.

[Bobbo]

Such an immature thing. I used to do that to my mom all the time. She'd bust me doing whatever I was doing. I was like, nuh, no, not I, I couldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

We break in or we have time for one more story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we got four minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Southwest Airlines has now sent an apology letter. I guess everyone knows the big story this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got comments on this. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

They sent everybody a five thousand dollar check and a thousand dollar travel voucher. All the passengers that were on the aircraft that obviously weren't injured. Those who were on the flight, of course. The flight made an emergency landing in Philadelphia after one of the engines, the left engine, exploded on the aircraft this week. An engine, the Southwest jet exploded Tuesday as it was flying from New York on the way to Dallas. Made the landing in Philadelphia. Passenger Marty Martinez of Dallas says he has no immediate plans to cash the check. He's wanting to talk to a lawyer. Lawyers were easy to find as they were swimming around in a school around the aircraft as it landed.

[Bobbo]

That's a terrible deal with their dorsal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fins showing up right above the tariff. So I think it's been nine years since a commercial flight, like a legit commercial flight, death has occurred, period. And at all.

[Bobbo]

At all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not, not 20 million. In America.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In this country they had one lady pass away in this terrible deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is awesome. I mean, I, I, that is in the news. Needs to shut up. The news needs to shut their 40.

[J.D. Ryan]

Million flights a year. And last year, of course, no one's died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine years of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bathtub doesn't have that, that kind of record.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I felt so much safer about commercial flight after watching all this news. Lies.

[Mike]

What are they lying about, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just blowing it up. Like, oh my God, they're so sloppy. And Southwest and they screwed up and I don't know if they would have done this.

[Mike]

You're talking about talking heads. I'm talking about if they would have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Done that and if they would have done that and they should be grounded and blah blah, blah.

[Mike]

That's not news.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many.

[Bobbo]

Where did you see that?

[John Clay Wolf]

All over the news.

[Mike]

That's not news. News like reporting news like your nightly news. They're not doing that. They're just reporting because they don't give.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't give opinions.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the 24 hour news cycles, they have to stretch it out so they're having to get all the, the tragic and all the terrible stories and all the, oh my God, I'll be travel be messed up for the rest of my life.

[Mike]

People, I think people confused. That's not news.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not news. That's the news cycle. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a jet engine, in redneck terms, it dropped a valve and the lifter got hung up in the cylinder and busted the piston. Happens at the racetrack and on the freeway 5,000 times. Today it happened in a jet airplane and it exploded and a piece of shrapnel went through the window and the depressurization, rapid depressurization, sucked the leg lady out. Now that had to be a hell of a scene.

[Mike]

She was halfway out and they're trying to pull her in.

[J.D. Ryan]

They pulled her back.

[Mike]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she had her seatbelts on, didn't she?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, she did have the reporting. She did everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't look like she had big hips. So she. I'm surprised she didn't fly out. I mean, she's a big old gal. Then, you know, it might have hung up.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're very small.

[Mike]

Their windows are pretty small.

[J.D. Ryan]

And people, people were right there. Passengers immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but no, I mean that is a ridiculous best record. And to be scared of flight is. My reaction was opposite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really safer than driving.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've said it a million times. Your odds of getting killed driving to the airport are a zillion times.

[Bobbo]

Well, over in the Far east though, they crash, fall out of the air all the time. Sometimes they don't even find the plane.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't fall out of the air all the time. They should considering some of these airlines that over the Middle East.

[Bobbo]

You know what I'm talking about, Those missing planes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they just disappeared once again. One in a, in 300.

[Bobbo]

No, but not in this country.

[J.D. Ryan]

But over there, the Malaysia flight, that was one. They don't fall out of the sky every day, Babo. They really don't. They don't vanish every day.

[Bobbo]

Not every day, but much more often than they do here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

One Myanmar. The Myanmar flight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just Disappeared, man.

[Bobbo]

Just gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess it was aliens.

[Bobbo]

What happened there?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna break.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to bid this real quick. Lloyd in houston. You there?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

MKX Lincoln, right?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a black label, a premier reserve or select? Don't know. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, put in your license plate number. My system will decode it and it'll tell you exactly what it is. It'll throw a number at you. Within it'll throw it real time. 45 seconds. 800. 800 radios. Give me theven.com. be right back.

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We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We played this last week. This is a good song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great tune.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry Jeff. Is he still alive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, still touring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, many, many times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth going to see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely not just because he's who he is. Classic. I saw him in San Antonio one time at the riverwalk. Literally walking up. I look down the way, and he's walking up with a guitar. Guitar by himself. Nobody. No entourage, no band or nothing. Just walking down the thing by himself, getting ready, set up. I'm like, that looks just like Jerry. Holy mackerel.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is old school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very old school, man. He opened the guitar and sang in San Antonio. San Antonio on the riverwalk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's catch the chorus. We got to sing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucas and Odessa. Good morning. You got to like Jerry Jeff, right?

[Caller/Customer]

I got a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to love Jerry Jeff Walker, right?

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I want to make sure I wasn't offending anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'll be at green hall, by the way, May 12th in New Braunfels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's in new Bronzevilles.

[J.D. Ryan]

New Braunfels. Of course it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, 95 Viper with 14,000 miles. Is it a GTS?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Customer]

It's red. It's got. We got a striped put on it, but they didn't come with it. You know what I mean? We got them painted on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the gtss all came with it.

[Caller/Customer]

No, this one was. This one actually came silver. And then the people who had a. Bought it for the dealership painted it red, and we had to put stripes on it to match all the other ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually. I'm sorry. I'm screwed up. If it's a 95, they didn't make a GTS in 95. So no, it's not it you. It's either RTT. Yeah, I understand. But a GT has just a different deal. I'm not beating on the car. I just want to make sure we're talking about the right one. Is it a convertible or the hard top?

[Caller/Customer]

The hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's not an RT10, and it's got great miles. And it's silver. What color is the car?

[Caller/Customer]

It's red now. It was original silver, but it's red now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oopsie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I accidentally cussed. That disappointed me when you told me that. I, I, I, I swore Turley had to hit the delay. So y' all repainted it?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just for the record. That's bad.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Going forward, if you got a 25 year old car, 20 year old car that's got great miles and it's a hot rod, don't repaint it. Leave it how it was because it'll bring a lot more money. So that's what we call a total repaint color change, and it knocks a lot off the value.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay. All right. It also doesn't have the original rims on it. We had put some different ones on it. It got curb scrapes on one of the front wheels, and we just. My dad put some different ones on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did y' all buy this car?

[Caller/Customer]

I believe he bought it in 19, in February of 96 or 90.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So he's had it all the years. When did he change the color?

[Caller/Customer]

Probably the year following, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll be damn. First of all, I want you to load it into givemetheven.com. you can just use the license plate or the VIN number and get me some pictures. And I'm gonna have to ask you. A lot of this paint thing is screwing me up. You know, off the top of my head, I'm thinking 20 G's.

[Caller/Customer]

Oh, okay. Because of the paint?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I'm, I'm discounting it for that, but, I mean, this is not a crazy desirable car. It's good, but it's not. Oh, my God. Like, if it's a GTS, it'd be like 40 G's if it's a unit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But it's a good car. But, I mean, I've had them. I had one with 13 the other day that I sold for 20. 22. 13,000 miles. Yours is 14, and it wasn't a repaint. I'm busting it back. Two GS for the repaint, assuming that it's good. So Odessa, Texas. All right. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it.

[Caller/Customer]

All right, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800. When you have to restore a car. Yeah. That's one thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you want the, you know, big money for. You're better to restore in the original factory build color. The factory build color.

[J.D. Ryan]

So is it the fact that he changed the color?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why what they do is people assume the war.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if they took the time to repaint the whole thing, first of all, they'll never do as good a job as a factory did.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they'll be like, you'll find if it was, it was silver, now it's red.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're going to find silver in the edges and the. Pull the rubber back and under, in the, in the, under the hood you'll find. In the corners you'll find silver. You'll find the old color. That's not good. It makes it look cheap and crappy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they assume the worst, that it's been in a big wreck and got rebuilt and like the title got washed and they never, you know, it got, it was totaled and it got fixed. And just purity is all. Brings more money. Stock brings more money. We had a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even if it's bad paint, I mean, you know, if the paint is like, you know, re entry burn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because then on a car like that, I'd rather have the reentry burn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we can take pictures of it and then paint the top panels and show what it was. It wasn't run over by an Amtrak train or by Cincinnati Freight. Yeah, I follow. You know, weird stuff like Turley. Like we had a, I don't know, zero, nine or ten Tahoe that kind of sold short at the auction. Had 80 on it last week. And I was talking to my good note buyers, tri color and another one, I was like, why didn't y' all buy this car? Because this is y'. All. He's like, because it had 22s on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it changes the tire pressure monitor sensors. It changes the speed limit. See, these big companies, they, they like to stay within guidelines too. And they, they, they don't want that. That car with big nasty wheels on it would be. If it had180,000 miles, that's fine. It's 5,000, $3,000,000 car. But when you get into good miles and good cars that bring a lot of money. If you jack with them, you make sure you do it well. Make sure you do it with good taste. And make sure you don't let your cousin, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get his welder out. Just don't do it. I mean, if it's an old turd, it doesn't matter, but if you got something special, just don't do it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I have never seen ZZ Top in concert, Bob. Have you? No, we'll probably need to do that. Are they all live still?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Yeah, they are.

[Bobbo]

But there's only three of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's only three of them.

[Bobbo]

Odds on, you know, are they San.

[John Clay Wolf]

Antonio or Austin or Houston? They're Houston. Houston. Dusty Hills from Houston.

[Bobbo]

I always thought they were an Austin band, but I don't know. They're just that little band from Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sure? What, one of them hadn't passed away?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, none of them passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen them?

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't, actually. Billy Bob's years ago. Great show. Just exactly what you would expect. They are at the Venetian in Vegas. Let me see. If they're gonna be in Texas, they're gonna be in Oklahoma. Tulsa, Oklahoma, May 17th. Anywhere in Texas. Oh, Austin, Texas, June 9th. Oklahoma City, June 10th.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of venue are they?

[J.D. Ryan]

County Expo center in Austin, June 9th. The Zoo Amphitheater in Oklahoma City, June 10th.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're working.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're working.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Fort Worth of Dallas?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm looking here. Hang on. All the way down to August, Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't make it to the Foo Fighters concert in Houston. Wow.

[Mike]

You didn't go?

[John Clay Wolf]

Couldn't go. My buddy had a heart attack.

[Mike]

Trust me. Oh, yeah, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big one.

[Mike]

I was trying, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big heart attack.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't. I couldn't get it. Swung right in there in Dallas tonight, I believe.

[Mike]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably ought to go. You know, Everybody's always sold out. If it's sold out, how do you get tickets?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's always tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's always tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always walk up tickets.

[Mike]

I know a guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Tony knows a guy. That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, if the guy's listening right now, the guy. Find me some tickets for Foo Fighters tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The wife's been wanting a date night. I think this is a concert we could settle on, you know?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that'll edge Pre K out of your ticket territory right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's not, you know, pre.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He was hitting on the wife. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He hit on the wife, man. We got a picture of it on. On John.

[Bobbo]

Clay Wolf makes me mad. And she's smiling. She's just smiling to beat the band. She didn't smile. We took a picture of her with me. She hates me. Your old lady hates me.

[J.D. Ryan]

She doesn't hate you.

[Bobbo]

What's that about? What did I do? What did I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't hate many people. She hates. She hates me more. She hates anyone. Wow.

[Bobbo]

Make me sad.

[J.D. Ryan]

She doesn't hate you, Bobbo. She does hate John. No, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't hate me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're married. It just. You have good times and bad times like everybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Led Zeppelin sang about that back in the 70s. Ronnie, good morning. What city?

[Caller/Customer]

Midland. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Midland?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you had a. If you had a 96 Viper, would you have done a color change on it? 16 Ram. Outdoorsman. 75, 000 miles. Is it. Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller/Customer]

Yes, it's. Yeah, diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel. So it's got the. The. Does it have the boxes on the side of the bed, the service boxes?

[Caller/Customer]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I thought some of those outdoorsmen did. It's a 2500 turbo diesel 16 with 75, 000 miles. Outdoorsman? No, no, no Sunroof. But it does have navigation. What were you saying about the tires?

[Caller/Customer]

It's got pretty new tires on it. They're pretty nice. They're.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's low 30s on the money. It's like 33, 34, 35, maybe.

[Caller/Customer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[DJ Prek]

40?

[Caller/Customer]

No, you got 39.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a little flipped, but the miles are a little bit high, but that's. That goes with the territory out there where you are. Everybody's miles are high out there. Are you in the oil field? Is that what. Do you work in the oil patch? Yeah. What do you do? Yep, I've done that. Yeah.

[Caller/Customer]

We build pads and roads and crack on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you work? Do you run a machine, or do you just manage the deal?

[Caller/Customer]

I do both, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

D8. You have to. Are y' all having a blast out there to cut pads much, or is it the rock? Not that bad.

[Caller/Customer]

No, the Felicity's not that bad out here right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like out by big lake in. In. Closer into San Angelo. We were looking at a deal, and I've got a friend that does that all the time. They always have to blast. Okay, we got to go to break. We'll be right back. Go to givemethevin.com. ronnie, load it up. I'd love to buy it.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Stripper music.

[Givemethevin.com Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Stripper music Bob, when you were a strip club dj, did you ever play this one?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like clap twice. And that one started. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is a second dance, kind of a number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

First one that come out, they're all, you know, shaking all over the place. Still got their top on. This is the top off second dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the.

[Bobbo]

Slow down a bit. Show you. Show you all the curves you almost slipped.

[Mike]

Where they become artists.

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is the one they call the single Maker. When all the. All the poor guys that are down to their last 30 bucks, all singles break down and go and start giving that money away. Second, slow it down a little. More blue light than green, you know? Full yellow. Full yellow, of course. Yeah. Well, you just, you know, the shape, man, the sound, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy. I'm getting hot just listening to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously, man, I want to get a couple of bucks out this guy.

[DJ Prek]

It's.

[Bobbo]

It's 12:30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's a brand new day.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is a brand new day.

[Bobbo]

This guy's been sitting there since 8pm all right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's sad.

[Bobbo]

He spent $17 one drink on two beers. Two beers. Two Long Neck beers. Okay. Hasn't bought anybody a drink. Dancers keep coming to his table, sitting with him about five minutes, because as soon as they sit down, he puckers up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Not a. Not a scent coming out of this guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

Until the right answer, the right second song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, right. Second song.

[Bobbo]

Place is closing in an hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Here he comes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Time to drink it out.

[Bobbo]

And everybody at the back of the bar, they're nudging their buddy. They're like, give me a dollar, man. Give me a dollar. Give me a dollar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley, can we start this one over and let Bobbo do the intro like the old days, back when we're a strip club. He's not here. It's you.

[Bobbo]

I don't do it like strip climbing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you do it your way.

[Mike]

Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

One, two, three.

[Bobbo]

Here we go. All right, guys, Bringing her back again on the bar stage. This is Energizer, and they all had names like that. They didn't have even.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have more sticks in that?

[Bobbo]

No, I didn't do that. I was doing this just like. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

This is how I bring him on.

[Mike]

He wasn't the stick one strip club dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't reach deep and do this last step. You didn't. You didn't have lines when it called for. I think it calls for it. I mean, it's 12:30. The second song's on. This is it.

[Bobbo]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're working for the girls. You need to give more. You need to put more heart into it.

[Bobbo]

Dude, I was gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to put more heart into this deal. We need to do this all over again.

[Bobbo]

I was gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long did you do this strip club deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

In three. Hang on, Turley. We're going to do this right. In 3, 2, 1.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, guys. Welcome to the Devil's Den.

[Roy]

Next up, we have Satriana. Two dances, $2, and your dreams all come true.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get 20 bucks out for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever see. See the gal, the dancer? That was a traveling dancer. I saw this in Wichita Falls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the feature.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, with the violin puppet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I didn't see that.

[Mike]

Oh, that's a different one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Has anybody seen what I'm talking about? Violent puppy. I gotta figure out how to. How to clear this. Good. I'm gonna have to talk a little tongue in cheek because it's. It's. It's getting a little later in the day.

[Bobbo]

It's not 8am One part of her body held the puppet and the other part made the violin bow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, that. The puppet was between. In her groin area.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had a bow. And she would move his arm like a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a. What are you, a puppet? Puppeteer. From behind. And. And she'd play Devil Kingdom, Georgia. And then. Then the puppet would move and then the bow would play another violin. Violin. It's very odd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

A natural violin, if you will. Right?

[DJ Prek]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

See, in Texas, I think you need a different kind of license for that show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you do. You do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That brings us all back to the bestiality legislations of South Louisiana last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yca.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell. Jared Houston, good morning. Hey. Hey, you there?

[Caller/Customer]

All right. Doing all right. Hey, I got a 2015 Ford F150 King Ranch Crew Cab. And it's. It's a monochrome package. It's 601A option package. It has every single option that this truck could have, including the 36 gallon gas tank that you could possibly get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Is it a. A cylinder?

[Caller/Customer]

That's a EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so does every option except two extra cylinders. I'm sorry, I'm being sarcastic. But it does have two extra turbos that the 5 liter does not have. So you can look at it. You can spin it to be a positive. It is a King Ranch 6. Bang. It does have a sunroof. Right.

[Caller/Customer]

Let me tell you, I did lie to you. The only thing that this truck doesn't have, if you were to go down the option list and start ticking boxes, the only one this doesn't have is the large heavy duty, the super duty towing mirrors. And so it, every other option it has that massaging seats. It has FX4 off road package.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a King Ranch with an FX4 package.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you said it's monochrome paint. So it's not two tone. But what color is it?

[Caller/Customer]

It's, it's, it's the white metallic Tricote. White metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No tan on the bottom. No, but it is King ranch.

[Caller/Customer]

Yes. The FX4 has not been a trim level since the 2015. The FX4 became a, a package instead of a trim level.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Customer]

So in 2014 and previous that was all, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we do have air conditioned seats. We do have a sunroof, air conditioned.

[Caller/Customer]

Front seats, heated front and rear sunroof all the way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's, I, it's stupid, I have to say that. But some people get going on all this little stuff and they leave out the big impact options, right? Oh yeah. No, it didn't have a sunroof. Okay. But it's at 78,000 miles. So we, we're gonna keep her under 80 because we know when we go over 80 we're gonna throw it into a different category of buyers. 70. It still has, still has another hit in it. At 80. You're gonna take a big chop. Forget the book. It's gonna take a four thousand dollar chop when you go to 80.

[Roy]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's got 78 and it's got all the gear and then some. And it is the only thing I.

[Caller/Customer]

Would be taking this, I would be taking a check from selling this and go taking it and getting a 2018 of the EXC. Exact same truck. This has been an amazing truck for me. I, I, I won't, I won't take anything else for it except a brand new version of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well I'll get $30,000. You want to sell it?

[Caller/Customer]

All right. Thinking about it, I, I, I don't know if I want to do it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Turley, will you call my old lady and get her on the phone? Cuz I want to see if she wants. If he's going to think about it, we need to think about it, right? Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Think about It.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to think about?

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, I mean, wait till truck month, I guess. Best price I can get on in 20, 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that was the truck month's March, but they do it twice a year now, don't they? Do this, do this. Go shop your brains out. That's what you're gonna do. You're proud of your truck. And I agree with you. You got a great one. The miles are high. Keep it under 80. Get it done before. Don't take it to 79. 8. Go ahead and do it now if it's got 78 on it. Go shop your brains out, get your best deal, then go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll see if we can make it a little bit better. But we're, you know. Or if you want us to match you with a Ford dealer, just go. Go. You're hitting me first, right? So I've given you a number, and now you've got to validate that number, and you're going to go try to beat that number and work all your. And there's a trade in here, so I'm not selling you a new truck. Go do all your stuff and then come back around at the end before you do your deal and see if I make your deal better. And that. That's. That's your best bet, instead of us arguing over what our wives think.

[Caller/Customer]

Yeah, that's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, ma'. Am. Thanks. Does sound like a good one, though.

[Mike]

Yeah, sound pretty.

[Bobbo]

No towing mirrors.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave him some good advice on that mileage deal.

[Bobbo]

No, I mean, that's just too bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep it. Here we go.

[Mike]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard Jim Brewer this week on Comedy Central doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he doing good boy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he was doing good, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he doing as good as Baba does?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he was doing as good as papa.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

That's awesome. Why was he doing it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Under what context?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just actually, it was a replete.

[Bobbo]

It's one of his bits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's Jim Brewer. The one from Saturday night. You did it better than Jim Brewer.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, goat boy, how was your week? We only have a minute and a half left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Having all kind of a hard time?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad times.

[Bobbo]

I got all strung out on speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you just got out of the can.

[Bobbo]

Not the good speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's good speed.

[Bobbo]

Homemade ether. Nazi amphetamines.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo]

I know. Oh, God, help.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about your probo. Officer? You're going to pee hot.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna. I was gonna call him a name.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I don't want John talks the lingo, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were gonna pee hot if you're doing nice.

[Bobbo]

I fail my test, they're gonna send me back to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Not that I'll be doing time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Doing time. Oh. Do you get. Did you get raped when you were in jail? Did you get. Did you get assaulted?

[J.D. Ryan]

Easy.

[Bobbo]

You asking me if I got it on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you are goat, and you know how people are.

[Bobbo]

No. God.

[Scooter]

What?

[Bobbo]

I don't know why I sit around and take this crap from you guys. Jeez. Hey, you got any speed?

[Roy]

No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't do drugs here. We don't want to go to jail. We want to have a better life, have good health, not be in trouble, be good role models. Go, boy. Will you take us out? Until next week.

[Bobbo]

We'll see you next week on the John Clay Wolf Show. If you miss us, look up the podcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Next Saturday. We'll be back. Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye.

[Caller/Customer]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

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