#146 John Clay Wolfe Show 04/28/18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show #146 (04/28/18): Summary & Highlights

Main Theme and Purpose

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, airing the weekend of April 28, 2018, is a lively, irreverent, and humor-driven romp through the worlds of used car buying, music, pop culture, and random “radio circus” antics. John and his crew blend real car offers and negotiation with banter about everything from strippers and celebrity scandals to football and international affairs, all powered by GiveMeTheVin.com. The show features regular call-ins from listeners selling their cars, comedic characters (like Uncle Norman and Goat Boy), and guest drops from voices parodying everyone from Rush Limbaugh to Axl Rose—plus some hot takes on news, music, and Southern/American life.

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Episode Structure and Key Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & New Affiliates

[00:49–03:32]

• The crew wakes up, reminisces about “Mad Men,” and riffs on why people don’t smoke in offices anymore.
• Celebrates expanding to new broadcast markets, especially Kansas City, with tongue-in-cheek confusion over which stations they’re on.
• Quote: “Well, why'd you say [we were on in Kansas City]?” – John Clay Wolfe, [02:21]

2. Selling Cars Live On-Air

• The central bit: listeners call with their cars, and John rapidly “bids” on them, emphasizing the superiority of GiveMeTheVin.com over dealerships and CarMax.
• Examples:
  • [06:03] Greg calls in with an ’08 Cadillac CTS—John offers $8,000 on air.
  • [10:02] Dusty’s 2016 Mustang GT—John matches the top range of $26,000.
  • [11:02] Shreveport caller with an '02 Corvette Z06—$20,000 bid if it's a “10.”
• Quote: “Dude, we buy like 500 cars a week.” – John Clay Wolfe, [10:40]

3. Banter & Music: Listener Calls and ABBA Royalty

[12:22–14:49]

• New listeners comment on the mix between music and talk, including a humorous Pink Floyd reference.
• Segment on ABBA’s new music and John’s (tongue-in-cheek) connection to the band via his wife's Danish family.
• Quote: “So my wife's grandmother's sister is the hot blonde in ABBA…is that Agnatha Agnes?” – John Clay Wolfe, [13:06]

4. Family Stories and Southern Road Tripping

[14:20–15:27]

• John's Danish in-laws’ disastrous Greyhound adventure through Texas and Louisiana.
• “They got to meet some homeless people…they got influenced by the culture…” – John Clay Wolfe, [15:17]

5. The Car Business, Givemethevin, and Carmax Challenge

[08:15, 15:44]

• Running joke: If Givemethevin.com doesn’t beat a CarMax offer, they pay you $100.
• “It's like taking a $100 bill and stuffing it in some chick's mouth that won't shut up.” – John Clay Wolfe, [08:46]

6. Crazy Callers and Regular Characters

• Hannah the Stripper [23:41–26:14]: Discusses BackPage, stripper life, ugly knees, health insurance, maxed-out credit cards.
  • Quote: “My knees…they’re all crushed up and ugly. That’s because I’m crawling across the stage nine hours a night…” – Hannah, [24:26]
  • Reveals: “$98,000 in the bank…I’m 20. I can probably only do this for like another 19 years.” – Hannah, [26:25]
• Backpage & Craigslist: Comedic riff on the “old” days of online hook-ups and dangers of selling cars online.
  • "Most people that have tried to sell their car on Craigslist have been raped and found in the trunk." – John Clay Wolfe, [42:51]
• Special Guests:
  • Bill Cosby parody [31:01–33:57]: Satirical take on Cosby’s legal woes.
  • Rush Limbaugh parody [43:49, 91:28]: Talks Vicodin, Pilates, North Korea, Kanye West, and “high in spirit.”
  • Satan & Goat Boy: Both pop in for dark and absurdist takes on current events and Southern culture.

7. News & Hilarious Hot Takes

• ABBA reunion, North Korea peace process, Kanye West’s tweets discussed with irreverence.
• Kim Jong Un’s Traveling Toilet: [121:16] “A little ramp so he didn’t have his little feet dangling.”
• Weird News Bits:
  • Clouds on Uranus smell like farts [124:22]
  • University of Utah installs a “cry closet” for stressed-out students [125:42]
  • Woman cuts off boyfriend’s “happy place” with scissors over leaked video [130:13]
  • Staring at women’s “attributes” increases male life expectancy [149:39]

8. White, Black, Latino, or Other

[87:54–91:00]

• DJ Pre-K presents a comedy game where crime stories are tied to ethnic stereotypes (“fajita smuggling” in Brownsville).
  • “53-year-old Gilberto Escamilla…” – DJ Pre-K, [90:52]

9. Auto News & Gearhead Debates

• Ford discontinuing most sedans in the U.S. market [123:25]
• Uncle Norman delivers “mechanic life hacks” and claims weed in Texas is “dirt cheap.” [61:08]
• Southern/diesel vs. import truck debates.
• Chevy vs. Ford spats (who makes a better truck or interior?) [139:44]

10. Southern Stereotypes, Laws & Listener Life

• Bestiality laws in Louisiana discussed (seriously and mockingly) [85:06, 142:44]
• Jokes about rednecks keeping old trucks as “horses,” culture of not selling. [139:44]

11. Show Closer & Reflections on Broadcasting

• Frustrations with OKC radio station “the Brew” cutting their last show short before switching to a bigger affiliate, leading to talk about professionalism and being “Texan in Oklahoma.” [154:45–157:12]
• Plans to expand to major new markets like LA, San Diego, Las Vegas, Phoenix.
  • Quote: “I just don’t think they’re gonna like us ‘cause we’re such a-holes… They’re gonna get mad about all of it.” – John Clay Wolfe, [158:52]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with timestamps)

• “That’s like a queer complaining about wieners.” – John Clay Wolfe, [03:39]
• “Eat your meat. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?” – John Clay Wolfe, [05:39]
• “The difference between our book and their book is ours is a checkbook.” – John Clay Wolfe, [54:13]
• “I’m gonna buy it, unless it’s got a screwed up title.” – John Clay Wolfe, [07:13]
• “So my wife’s grandmother’s sister is the hot blonde in ABBA… is that Agnatha Agnes?” – John Clay Wolfe, [13:06]
• “My knees… they’re all crushed up and ugly. That’s because I’m crawling across the stage nine hours a night…” – Hannah, [24:26]
• “$98,000 in the bank…I’m 20. I can probably only do this for like another 19 years.” – Hannah, [26:25]
• “We don’t negotiate with non owners. Otherwise known as third baseman.” – John Clay Wolfe, [06:54]
• “Autoerotic asphyxiation… That’s our first motto.” – John Clay Wolfe, [30:44]
• “If Givemethevin.com doesn’t beat a CarMax offer, we’ll pay you $100.” – Recurring
• “If you want to buy a Chevy, that’s fine with you. But let me tell you one thing: Ford will give you a better truck for the same amount of money.” – Uncle Norman, [140:51]
• “Staring at [women’s breasts] daily can actually add years to your life.” – J.D., [149:39]

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Noteworthy Segments with Timestamps

• [23:41–26:14]: "Hannah the Stripper" with comic deep-dive on stripping, BackPage, financial life.
• [31:01–33:00]: “Bill Cosby” parodies—current events skewered.
• [43:49, 91:28]: “Rush Limbaugh” calls—satirical, drug-fueled rants.
• [87:54–91:00]: "White, Black, Latino or Other" – Race and criminal mischief, played for laughs.
• [139:44–142:33]: Debate: Why Texans keep so many old trucks, “it’s their horse.”
• [149:37–]: Study: Staring at women’s chests may help men live longer.

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Tone and Language

• Atomic mix of blue-collar Texas/Southern humor, irreverent, “locker room” radio talk, satire, rapid-fire banter, and parody.
• Heavy on jokes, nicknames (“Bobbo,” “Uncle Norman,” “Goat Boy”), and mocking jabs at anyone and everyone—be it car dealers, politicians, musicians, or each other.
• Frequent double-entendres and NSFW analogies, but always leaning into the “good ol’ boy” radio persona.

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For New Listeners

• If you like high-energy, unfiltered talk radio that flits seamlessly between car deals, pop culture, and irreverent parody, this is essential Saturday morning listening.
• Even the car business stuff is entertaining—live bids, banter, bizarre callers, and real numbers tossed around on air.
• The cast and characters (both real and performed) create a loose, “anything can happen” vibe.
• Skip if: You want polite, buttoned-down, slick FM morning fare—or if you’re easily offended.

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Find More

• Show website: JohnClayWolf.com
• Car business: GiveMeTheVin.com
• Podcast: Search “The John Clay Wolfe Show” on PodBean.
• Call in next week for live car valuations or just to join the fun: 800-800-7234.

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Summary Prepared: For fans wanting the heart, humor, and horsepower of The John Clay Wolfe Show without sitting through the full three hours!

Transcript

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GiveMeTheVin.com presents. Crank it up. It's red hot. I'm digging it. Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

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Okay. No, no, don't. You don't need the first aid, kid. Man. I'm awake. It's all right.

[D]

Good morning, Bubba.

[C]

Hi, Jandy Ryan. If it's Saturday, it must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. I. I didn't want to.

[D]

Why?

[C]

Because you're always. Oh, where's Bubble?

[D]

I'm a little worried.

[C]

You sound like John Wolf when you. Where's Bubble?

[B]

Where's Bubble, man?

[C]

What's he doing smoking for?

[D]

What's wrong? Yeah, smoking. You left me standing by myself in Houston. All by myself in the studio. Nobody's around and Bobble's out. I wonder how the show is going, man.

[C]

I didn't realize.

[D]

Didn't realize what time it was.

[C]

It would take 20 minutes to get to the veranda and back.

[D]

High rise.

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That's why I love. Do you ever watch Mad Men? I know it's gone now.

[D]

That's a good show.

[C]

I'm just beginning the third season. I never saw it when it was on.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

And a very good friend of mine said, oh, you guys see Mad Men? Bobbo, old Tony T. My buddy Tony T. Yeah, I know Tony. You gotta watch Mad Men, man. It's in the 60s. These guys smoke at work, drink whiskey all day. You gonna love it, man.

[B]

You gonna love it, man.

[C]

Oh, you dig it the most, Bobbo, you remind me that John Ham.

[D]

Did you like it?

[C]

Yeah, it's outstanding. Is your style outstanding? I say all that to say this. Why is it that we're not smoking in office buildings now?

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Because secondhand smoke kills people. We figured that out. Is it brain surgery? All the crude.

[C]

So you're playing the Turley roll this week?

[D]

No.

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Good morning, everybody.

[D]

Playing the Intelligence.

[B]

Good morning, Kansas City.

[D]

Morning, Kansas City.

[B]

Good Lord, you guys, really? Yeah.

[D]

Are we on Kansas City?

[B]

What station? No, we're not on in Kansas City.

[D]

Well, why'd you say that?

[B]

Because we're on Kansas City. What's the name of the Cat's ass? No, the Fox.

[A]

They're.

[D]

Jump right in the middle of Kansas City.

[C]

What a difference, John.

[B]

Yeah, the Fox or the Cat's ass. No, because we're. We're moving to another station next week, too. That's called the cat's ass. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Welcome aboard. For those of y' all who don't.

[D]

Know who the hell we are off to a flying.

[B]

We don't either feel good. What's going on, J.D.

[D]

Just another day in beautiful, beautiful North Texas and Kansas City and Louisiana and Arkansas, in Oklahoma, Missouri, Missouri, all over the world.

[B]

What about you, Bob?

[C]

Would you like a cigarette, John?

[B]

Sure, I'd like a cigarette. Nothing better to start the day off with. A cigarette and whiskey.

[C]

How about some. How about some ether? God.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in Odd day.

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I just. Because you see him. You drive down the street and you see them hunkered outside these office buildings. You know, who's them? The smokers, the 10 o' clock people.

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You got to walk out of the building through the sm, the nasty people.

[C]

Now they're just huddled up and they're just happy as clams. I mean, you know, they're having a good time.

[B]

Weren't you a smoker when I met you, Bob?

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. And you're complaining about smokers.

[C]

I. I smoked this morning, actually. I did.

[B]

That's like a queer complaining about wieners.

[C]

This is funny. Turley. Turley is not with us this morning, okay? And Turley has the key.

[B]

Where is Turley?

[C]

Michael?

[D]

Turley is. He told us last week on the air he's at a bar mitzvah, a religious thing.

[B]

Yeah. He's Jewish. He's not. He's very Jewish. He's extremely, extremely J. Jewish.

[D]

Never has.

[C]

Look at the dollars of mystic when.

[B]

I don't make it to the show on time.

[D]

Never. He's never been Jewish ever. What, liberal?

[C]

Yes.

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Jewish, no.

[B]

Can't you be just a little bit Jewish?

[C]

Don't be so smushy.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[E]

Little Larry up in Kansas City. I just heard you guys for the first time. I want to say great choice of bumper music.

[B]

So it's working.

[E]

If the guys quit talking and just go ahead and let pigs play, that would be wonderful.

[B]

Well, we mix in and out. Mash it up. We do. I think we're like on air 30 minutes an hour and then music the other 30 minutes an hour with a few commercials. So it's a mix and match. We've been doing this for. It'll be 12 years in June. So it's. We're Texas based and then we grew into Louisiana and just, just, just branching out. Kansas City was the next stop. We're actually gonna start in Los Angeles time I heard it.

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That got my attention.

[B]

So I heard this is, this is a good, this is a good station up there, is it not?

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Oh yeah, Fox is a great station.

[B]

It's like the station is what I was told. It's like you know, you're going to the right spot. Wolfie, you're lucky you're well actually what they like to tell you. And I've been hearing this for 10 years too, you're lucky to be here. Yeah, we're too good for you.

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Do you know how good we are?

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You guys will fit right in with Johnny Dare.

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Eat your meat. How can you have any pudding? How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat? Greg and Frisco 08 cts with 40000 miles. The new listeners. This is the weird part.

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Yeah, if you're brand new.

[B]

So the guy that just called in, you might need to smoke a bowl real quick to catch this because this.

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Is gonna freak out Dale Earnhardt. Turning to this wall here.

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08 Cadillac CTS with 40 and leather. No roof is what the notes say on from the DJ Pre K. Greg, is this correct?

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Yes.

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What color is it?

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That sandish?

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Silver.

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I don't know the exact color of it.

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Sand is silver. That sounds racist.

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Graphite.

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Is it olive?

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Is it an olive rig?

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Is it a two door or four door?

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Four door.

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Does it have chrome wheels or the regular alloys?

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A regular hourglar.

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I believe a guy named Greg and Frisco with a 10 year old Caddy with 40. That means either you don't commute or Aunt Edna died and left it to you.

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No, it's my mother's car and they bought her a new car.

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Okay. Does she have the title to it?

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Oh yeah, clean title.

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Now we don't negotiate with non owners. Otherwise known as third baseman. So are you in a position to make a deal on this car or do we have to talk to mama?

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Yes, I can make a deal on this car. I'm the son.

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I know.

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Yeah.

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So does 8,000 buy it?

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Oh yeah.

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All right then I'm gonna buy it. Unless it's got a screwed up title.

[E]

No, it's got a clean title.

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All right, Go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the vin. The vin Number dot com. That goes for everybody listening that wants to sell their car. Go to givemethevin. Com. Put in the VIN number or put. Put in the license plate number and load it up and say, john, hit me at eight grand on the air. Here's the car. Here's the pictures. What's next? And we'll send a guy over there to Frisco, Texas, with a check to pick it up.

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Okay, thank you very much.

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Thank you. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. What the hell were you mumbling about.

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When they call the seventh son? He said he's the son. I said, are you the seventh son? And that took him off down a little rabbit hole.

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God bless him. Hey, man, the flashbacks are hard on Baba. They're just hard on Bab.

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If you're new to us, all this information and all this craziness is@john claywolf.com Also, our streaming is after. You know, whatever. That's all on there. All the information is John Claywolf.com or our webpage. John Claywolf Show.

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Yep, there's the show, and then there's the company. The company's givemetheven.com and if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we send you a check for a hundred dollars.

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Why?

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No bs Just to shut everybody up. It's just like, shut up. Pay you off.

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I thought it was the own of the company. You're gonna go into this long thing? Well, here's the reason, J.D. you go to shut them up.

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I just want to hear it. So if I don't beat a CarMax offer, then I send you a check for a hundred dollars. Like, will that shut you up?

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How about that?

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It's like taking a $100 bill and stuffing it in some chick's mouth that won't shut up.

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Since the third quarter of 2016, we paid out more than $90 in Carmax reciprocation. Larry. I'm glad Larry turned positive by the end because he came right out of the bag. Just bitching us out about.

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No. You're so damn sensitive, dude. You're. You are a. You're too sensitive. He's talking about the guy in Kansas City. That was a positive call. And Bobo, dude, I'm telling you, a positive call. This guy.

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This guy. Well, I wish you'd let Pink Floyd sing their song. Stop talking.

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You need so past all that.

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You need to change your ludes. DJ Put the vet on hold, for Christ's sake.

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I can already see. This is what. This is what Missouri is going to do to me.

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Dusty. Good morning. A 16 GT performance stick shift, leather nav. 31,000. What color?

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Black.

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What?

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Black.

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It's black.

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Speaking of smokers, it's black.

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God.

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Have you had a carton this morning? Speak up. Get that. Get that. Get that stuff out of your. Out of your throat. Try.

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Good morning.

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Good morning. Okay, good morning. 16. 16 Mustang. Does it have a payoff?

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Yes.

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Okay, 20,000 on it.

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20,000.

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All right. Have you been to CarMax?

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No, but I did submit last night and it gave me a range.

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Okay, give me the VIN. What was. What was the range?

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24,075 to 26,080.

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Okay. It's a. What is a 16 with 31 on a GT with leather. Is that by it, that range? The top end of the range does. What was the top end of the range?

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26, 000.

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Top side, stage two. Yeah, I'll buy it.

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You buy it?

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Yeah, I'll buy it.

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This one?

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Dude, we buy like 500 cars a week.

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Do that.

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We do that. We need to buy them. We need to buy them. One more, quick. Brax, Shreveport. O2Z06 was 17. What colors is that?

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Red.

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How nice is it? Because it's all about nice when you get into these older Corvettes. On a scale of one to ten. And don't lie.

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Ten.

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It's ten, right? Okay, if it's a ten, I'll give 20,000.

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All right.

[B]

Okay. That should buy it. If they don't put that to sleep, nothing will.

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That's correct.

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Okay, so go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell them about our conversation. Needs a clean carfax. And what city are you in?

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Shreveport.

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How'd you find us? Are we on the radio in Shreveport?

[E]

No, I work in Baton rouge, you know. 98.1.

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There you go. Good morning, Baton Rouge. Taylor, Louisiana. Hey.

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Yes, sir. How are y' all doing this morning?

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We're good. Just chilling.

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I woke up and I turned this radio station on. I usually do, but I never catch y' all early enough in the morning to hear y'.

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All.

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But this is an amazing radio show. Y' all are nuts.

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We haven't even done anything yet.

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One thing after another that caught my attention.

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Well, thanks, Taylor. Have you been to bit? You know, one thing that did catch my attention in your statement there is you from Louisiana, South Louisiana. And you went to sleep. You went to sleep. I didn't know that. That's what I didn't know. Those two things went in the same sentence. It Went to sleep at night.

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At night.

[B]

Marie Laveau lives again. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What's the news?

[D]

JD listeners in. In Missouri. So Baba's already mad at the FOX listeners. How dare you say you want to hear the music we're gonna play?

[B]

Brianna, please don't stop the music for an hour.

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Straight Wolf show brought to you by kotex. All right. Some 35 years after the split, the four original members of ABBA announced today that they have recorded new songs. Abba, the reason we're talking about this, a great group, B. John Clay.

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They're my kin folk.

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He has kin folk in abba. Man, this is going to be very cool. Which means, of course, more royalty checks for you.

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I've got some ABA kin in town right now. Actually. We're housing ABBA transients. Yes.

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Excellent.

[B]

So what. Let me, let me clear this up. So my wife's grandmother's sister is the hot blonde and ABBA is that Agnatha Agnes.

[C]

Give me a break.

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Man gets his money every year.

[B]

I don't get it. She gets it. But if a woman's got her own money, then she's not spending yours. And this can be a positive effect on a man's household budget.

[D]

They still have a new song out. It's called I Still have faith in you. The song is part of the virtual ABBA experience in a collaboration with American Idol creator Simon Fox Fuller. Anyway, it's all coming out. They're going to have the new tour. They're going to have a new album. They're going to. They like they didn't make enough money before.

[B]

Do you think they'll have any pre recorded tracks of the live show?

[C]

Hell freezes over. Ab, is it just a couple?

[B]

Just a couple or Ab, do you have any. Take a chance, Mr. Producer. It's ABBA is what I call. But they call it.

[C]

Well, I mean if you're from Kenya.

[B]

With all these Danes in. In the house. Speaking of in your house. South Louisiana. In abba.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. So my, my Danish family, my in laws are in town.

[D]

For those of you that are new to the show, his wife is Danish and his. So the in laws are in town.

[B]

So the kids are half Danish. That you know, like half Danish. Not a Great Dane, just a half Danish and. Hi, John. You know, we, we want to go to Florida. We're going to drive to Florida. Hang the F on. What? You're not driving to effing Florida. Okay. Only we want to go travel and See, my friend's coming in from Sweden and we're gonna go, go to New Orleans. I'm like, are you gonna get raped?

[C]

They're gonna love you.

[B]

And robbed. But if you want to go, I'd rather you go to New Orleans than Florida.

[D]

Yeah. Between.

[B]

So, so, okay.

[D]

They're used to it being a few hours around the whole country.

[B]

How are you getting there? Well, we're gonna, we're gonna take a ride down there and then. Do you have any cars down there we can drive back. I'm like, I've got cars all over south Louisiana from. Give me the van that you can drive back. Sure. I didn't know how they were. I didn't ask enough questions. They didn't ask me for my opinion. So long story short, they got to meet some homeless people and they got influenced by the color culture of south Louisiana and Texas. They got. They. They loaded a Greyhound at 4am in Dallas to drive to New Orleans. Took them 18 hours.

[D]

What?

[B]

18 hours. I just stopped everywhere. Got to Houston and had a breakdown.

[D]

Oh.

[B]

And just all this crap. It was. It was the funniest. Dj, if you don't put them on hold, I can't take them there. Guess what? It's an amazing fact. It's. It's incredible. Good morning, jc.

[E]

What's up, man? You guys need a new catchphrase? You know, like, kind of like Bo and Jim during the week. Yeah, you know, y', all, y'. All, y' all are gonna be the bow in the gym of the weekends. You guys are awesome. Man.

[B]

Of the weekend. Hot dang, Jim.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Sounds like a half ass stripper that couldn't make the cut. Yeah, 800-800-7234.

[D]

808 day stripper.

[B]

What was his name?

[C]

That guy had an ID. We don't know.

[B]

800, 800 radio. My name is John Claywolf and I.

[D]

Buy cars on the radio the day. Strippers of radio.

[E]

Here we are.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. So this is where we do the One minute. One minute. And what we do is bid a bunch of cars real fast. But we're not going to do that right now because I'm explaining to people what we do, all right? And like, here's an example, okay? Kim Denton. Hello? Kim? Kim, you there? Yes, I'm here. 07 Nitro SLT with 150,000 miles. Have you been to a dealership and tried to trade it in?

[A]

And I'm just flat out selling.

[E]

I've done some quoting online.

[B]

And what are you Coming up with because I have a hell of a time with it, with anything in the Chrysler line that's not diesel that has this many miles.

[A]

The range I'm beginning is 27 to 33.

[B]

And do you have anybody that says, I'll give 33?

[E]

All I've done is scouting. I haven't gone and actually tried to be like, please take my car yet.

[B]

I got you. I got you. I think I'm a $2,500 buyer, but I'm a check writer, and I'm not a range and I'm not an opinion and I'm not a talker. I 100, 200. You know, like the U2 song We'll Pay. So if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and give me some pictures. And after I see the pictures, I'll verify I'm a 2500 check writer. And I can send uncle roy and the boys up there to your house and pick it up or your office, wherever. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now. Tell us a story. Tell us about cool cars. We only want to talk to people that are ready to sell now. Everybody else, just go to givemetheven.com for the tire kickers. The people that are really ready to do something. That's what's fun for the audience to listen to is the negotiation.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Back with more of the john clay wolf show after this, presented by Give me the vin.com.

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[E]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

[B]

And now back to the John clay wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com there's two people that ruined the greatest band. There's one person. Yeah, one person that ruined the greatest band of all time.

[D]

Would that be limo monomy?

[B]

Think what. One of the two people is Yoko ono.

[C]

Okay, so who's the other one?

[D]

Man.

[C]

Eddie Van halen, Sammy Agar.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Thank you, sir. Good morning.

[D]

How did Sammy Hagar.

[B]

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

[D]

That's his turn up.

[C]

You can't blame Sammy, man. He just took the job.

[B]

Is Tony Romo's dad coming in?

[C]

I think he's supposed to. I haven't seen him.

[B]

He really was close to. To the old man. Jason Whitney.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, he's gonna be sure he's.

[B]

Gonna be at his retirement party.

[C]

No doubt.

[B]

Whatever's gonna turn into one of the dancing bear parties. You ever see one of those on the Internet?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Whitney's coming after Tony's gay. I mean, yeah, he's gonna be. He's gonna be play by play in the booth.

[C]

Yeah, for Monday Night Football.

[D]

That's what he's doing. Bad. It's just a matter of time. So he takes over Tony's jacket.

[B]

And then there'd be another white guy beating a Mexican guy down.

[C]

Oh, God.

[B]

And he'd get the whole NAACP involved. David, good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hey, good morning.

[B]

Good, good. Where you calling from?

[E]

Call from, actually, the drive through line at a Whataburger in Spring, Texas.

[B]

Spring.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Spring. All right. So what you got?

[E]

I got a 2013 Mercedes Benz GLK350 with 50k miles, and it's got leather.

[B]

And does it have a sunroof? A lot of those and all that. A lot of them did not have roofs. So is it a. And those were the loaner cars. These if at the Mercedes dealerships, you know that you have free loaner cars and tons of them are GLK's, and they order the cheap ones, which have no sunroofs. So there's a lot of those out in the market with no roofs because of that reason. Okay, yours has roof. Does that have the 20 inch wheels or the. Or the smaller ones?

[E]

It's got the 19. No, the 20 inch, that's right.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It's also got the tow package on.

[B]

It, so you can hook it up to your. To your fun time rv, your gooseneck.

[C]

I wouldn't go.

[E]

I wouldn't go that far.

[B]

John, what color is it?

[E]

It's red.

[B]

Okay, 13. Have you been anywhere? What's your mission? What are you trying to accomplish?

[E]

Well, it's my wife's car and she's decided that she wants to go with a Jeep, so I'm trying to get rid of it so I can go get her a Jeep.

[B]

Have you? Okay. And it's got 50 on it.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

If it's got a clean Carfax, it's not wrecked up. I'm. I'm right about a $16,000 buyer.

[E]

I need a little bit more.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and dump the license plate or the VIN number in and send me some pics, you know, whenever the. And I don't want to sound gay. Wow. Because I'm talking to a man.

[D]

Okay. Whenever.

[B]

You know, like, if she's like, send me like, Bob o' don't know how this work because he used to do the back page and all that all the time when they want a little bit more. You need some pictures?

[C]

Sure, sure.

[B]

Of course I need some pictures before I give any more. I'm not giving anything more until I see some damn pictures and I know you're real. Okay.

[C]

All right.

[B]

Well, it's just kind of weird because I was talking to a guy.

[D]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

Maybe I'm just a homophobe.

[D]

I think you are.

[B]

Babo. How are you doing since the back page went down?

[C]

Doing fine. There are pictures everywhere.

[B]

Yeah. Are there, Are there, Are there like focus groups, self help groups?

[C]

You can go on Google and find anything. You just click the Images tab and all you'll see is pictures based around whatever you search on. Now the thing about back page. And here's what. Here's what we miss. And I say we because I'm not the only cat that does this, okay? Backpage has pictures, okay. And they're live and local and there's a phone number attached. And just the possibilities. You don't ever have to call anybody.

[D]

No. Why?

[C]

You don't have to engage in any of this questionable behavior. Just the possibility. You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Of the available status.

[D]

Does that do it for you?

[C]

Of these striking young ladies.

[D]

That does it for you. It does it for me. It just needs just so.

[B]

You just want to know they're there and that you could be loved.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't have to.

[B]

Is that what Bob Marley was singing about?

[C]

Probably. I don't have to go to Six Flags. I know the shock wave is cool and I know it's there. I don't have to go, you know, cuz it's like 50 bucks to go.

[D]

Just seeing it from the highway.

[B]

Hannah, come here. Hannah, get over here.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Hannah, our resident stripper.

[B]

We've always got. We have a different producer that we play like stripper music when Hannah comes on. There you go.

[D]

There we go.

[B]

Hannah.

[C]

Hey, Guys.

[B]

Good morning, Hannah. So what. What about. What's the back page done to your profession?

[C]

I don't care. I don't even care.

[D]

You don't care at all?

[B]

No. Have you ever heard.

[C]

See, dancers hate working girls?

[D]

No. Really?

[C]

Because we're the real working girls.

[B]

I don't. No.

[C]

Cause I know you love my boobies. Jenny.

[D]

They're very nice. Of course I love them, but that's not the point. I would.

[B]

Madonna and Emily.

[D]

No, Madonna and Brittany.

[C]

Knee. Have you ever looked at my knees?

[B]

No.

[C]

Look at my knees. Yeah. They're all crushed up and ugly. Yeah.

[D]

Why is that?

[C]

That's because I'm crawling across the stage nine hours a night, every night.

[B]

You know, not very attractive, but I.

[C]

Mean, that's how you make it.

[B]

Is it hard to get health insurance as a stripper?

[F]

What?

[B]

I'm not sick.

[C]

I just have ugly knees. That's.

[D]

Nobody's asking.

[B]

I just didn't know if profession. You live a hard life, you do a lot of drugs, you stay up all night, you drink alcohol, and you have sex with multiple men every hour. Well, they had this Obamacare. Yeah.

[D]

Right.

[B]

And I wanted to sign up for.

[C]

It and I couldn't remember my password. And then they wanted to take it out of a bank account. I didn't really do anything like that.

[D]

Don't really have a bank account at all.

[B]

No, I have an American Express card.

[C]

I got from Tony.

[D]

Tony?

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Who's Tony?

[B]

Dr. Tony.

[D]

Dr. Tony. I don't know him.

[B]

Well, when you're looking at Britney.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Here on the left side.

[D]

I see her.

[C]

You're looking at Dr. Tony.

[D]

That's Tony. It's his work.

[B]

He's a plastic surgeon. So he keeps you in. He, he. You've got his credit card?

[C]

Well, he loaned me a credit card a month ago, but I maxed it out.

[B]

Oh my God.

[C]

Cuz we went to the Galleria, right? And I bought some shoes and an Orange Julius.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And max the card out that seriously.

[B]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[D]

She's never legs insured. I just wonder if Brittany or Madonna are insured.

[B]

JLO had her ass. Her buttocks insured. Her butt talks.

[D]

Do you have any insurance?

[B]

I got shot in the buttocks. Lieutenant Dan.

[D]

If something happens to those, you're kind of done. You really have no. You have no skills.

[C]

None.

[B]

Well, because I'm 20. I know.

[C]

And I can probably only do this for like another 19 years.

[B]

So I try to save a little.

[C]

Something something, you know what I mean?

[D]

How Much do you have in the bank?

[C]

$98,000. Oh, my God.

[D]

I don't doubt it.

[B]

What's so funny?

[D]

I just didn't think you were gonna.

[B]

20 years old, 100 grand. Tony. Busted knees. Hey, I bar.

[D]

I know you did. I know you did. And that credit card.

[B]

So the back page hookers, you're glad they're gone?

[C]

No, I mean, I didn't really care, but they have. There has. There was an influx a couple of weeks ago. They're all trying to be dancers now. They're not dancers.

[B]

Hey, when we come back in a minute, will you. Will you stay with us? Yeah. Will you come over and sit them alone? Okay. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

More of the John Clay Wolfe show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[A]

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[C]

Tell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Give me the vin.com. and now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[E]

You are the best radio personality I've heard.

[B]

Call in 800-800-RADIO, presented by gimmetheven.com. Did this guy blow his head off or choke himself out? Who? You don't remember this old song? Turn it up, dj. Oh, this is a good one. This is the good one. This is back when they were good, before they sold out.

[C]

Man, they were always good.

[B]

Yeah, but this was the best one. Shaboo Shabbat.

[C]

We're talking about Michael Hutchins and nxs. They were always good.

[B]

Did he choke out or shoot himself?

[C]

I think it was an accident.

[E]

No.

[C]

Yeah, I'll have to look it up.

[B]

I think he did the old wacky.

[C]

Wacky autoerotic asphyxiation.

[B]

Well, then that's not an accident. I think that falls into the choked out category.

[C]

Well, you know, like back in. I say in the 60s, but for me it was the 80s. And you two, you know, when you do acid, you really ought to have somebody standing by in case something goes wrong, you know, know he should have really had somebody standing by. But if he had somebody standing by. He probably wouldn't have been engaging in auto erotic aspiations.

[B]

It been dual like twin turbo.

[C]

That's what happened to kill Bill too. Man.

[B]

It'd be like Aaron and Alvin. He's got a twin. Twin fixation Turbo.

[C]

What?

[B]

Not. Not auto but twin. Hey. An 07. A twin turbo 335. Is it a coupe or a four door?

[C]

The coupe.

[B]

These cars are awesome. They're not. They don't bring that much right now with like yours because the. They're too expensive effects. And they're breaking down too much. The oil leaks and the turbo problems. I think it's.

[E]

Yeah. This one. I don't know if it makes a difference. But this one has documented maintenance with it where the turbos have been replaced.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

The water pump's been replaced. It's had most. You know. The BMW issues that you're talking about have been fixed already.

[B]

Right.

[E]

And yeah.

[C]

They're not.

[B]

My first wife had papers too. That deal didn't work. It broke down. Left me stranded. I was gonna give you five. Now I'm 45. Because you made me think of that. Gotta give me the vin.com.

[D]

It was a auto that Michael Carradine died of.

[B]

Choke down too.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

David Kearney.

[B]

Yeah. Whatever. And there's another one. Did Robin Williams. No, no no no no no.

[D]

Strangle. But.

[B]

But he did it because he was sick.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And then. Who's the other one? I don't know.

[C]

David Allen Coe during the break.

[B]

I think we should try that with JD.

[C]

No. He hasn't died from it yet.

[B]

Put him in a sleepy hole. Tell him I love him.

[C]

Guys in the band.

[D]

That may be the funniest thing you've ever said.

[B]

I love.

[C]

This is true. You never had guys in the bed say that? David Allen Coe.

[D]

Let it breathe. Would have been a sleepy hole. And tell him I love him.

[B]

That's our first motto. Asphyxiation. Autoerotic affixation.

[C]

Sorry.

[D]

Back to you, Bobbo.

[C]

That's what they say. David Allen Coe.

[D]

He's alive.

[C]

Does that before every show. And they wake him up just. Just two minutes before he goes on. And he goes on. He's always happy about it.

[B]

Speaking of weirdos. Bill Cosby is here this morning. Bill. Get your ass over here, you old coot. Come here, Narmon. Look at the loons, you old coot. Bill. I'm sorry that you had such a rough week.

[C]

People don't expect me to be walking around all happy. Happy going down.

[B]

You look pretty happy.

[C]

It's because of the yellow pudding, Bob.

[D]

I see.

[C]

I don't know what's wrong with courts in America today.

[D]

Go, courts.

[B]

If you.

[C]

Find a special girl. Yes. And fall in love.

[B]

What'S wrong with.

[C]

The little fancy time?

[D]

Fancy time? I think the girls that they're talking about in your particular case you weren't.

[C]

In love with, they can't prove that nobody saw nothing. Allegedly.

[D]

Apparently they can prove it because you're guilty on all charges. Sorry to bring it up. Sorry to be harsh.

[B]

You know you're going to prison, son.

[C]

You know that jail cannot contain me.

[D]

I don't know about that.

[C]

You're 80.

[D]

What are you gonna do?

[C]

My brother Russell always said, you gonna go to jail. Yeah, forever. Because I'm always stealing his jelly donuts at breakfast time.

[B]

Well, I'm. I was. Your wife must really like you.

[D]

Yeah, she's put up with a lot.

[C]

Oh, Camille, woman.

[B]

She's almost put up with as much as Hillary Clinton, but with the.

[D]

Without the dead bodies. But yes.

[C]

Camille, my wife of 47 years.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Is also bald headed.

[D]

No, she's not. No, no, she's not.

[C]

She's as bald as a cue ball. Been laying in the curb a while, a little bit of fuzz around. I likes the girls with hair on.

[D]

I don't believe any of this.

[B]

So you thought this would be those hair pills that you were giving her? Those women hair growth pills to grow.

[C]

Their hair and be pretty for a man.

[D]

Right.

[B]

You know my stupid old joke about the guy who was smelling smart, selling smart pills? So? So the guy, the fella came up to, the street vendor, smart pills, $10. Say, are these really working? He said, oh, yeah, they work. Were you taking less than $10? No, no, no, no. They're $10. All right, I'm gonna try some. So he comes back the next day, want this money back. Damn it. These ain't smart pills. These are rabbit turds. See, boy, you're getting smarter already.

[C]

Sounds like a very nice endorsement for my.

[D]

You're gonna go right back into endorse, I don't think. I think you're done with endorsements. I think you and Jared have ruined endorsements for everyone.

[B]

Hannah, Hannah, Hannah. Hannah's still here waiting to get on. What? Have you been drugged before?

[C]

God, no, not that I remember.

[D]

Not that you remember exactly. That's kind of the problem.

[B]

I know, but I spent a lot.

[C]

Of time naked, so if I woke up naked.

[D]

Right. You would know, wouldn't you?

[C]

I wouldn't think about it. But I feel okay, you know? I know I work until 4 and sleep until 3 and I always feel fine. And there's no one in the apartment. My car is right where I parked it.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

At Burger King.

[E]

Clearly.

[B]

You're doing.

[C]

Parking is $40 a month at my apartment.

[D]

Oh, so you parking at Burger King?

[B]

It's right next door. And they have a Whopper, so you don't know if you've been drugged and sexed before, but you know that you wake up naked all the time, so how would you know either way?

[C]

All I know is it hasn't affected my dancing.

[B]

That's all that matters. I could still work.

[D]

I can't believe you're 20. You kind of look, I don't know, rough. I don't mean to be.

[C]

What the hell does that mean?

[D]

I just mean you don't look 20.

[B]

That's pretty.

[D]

You are pretty. You're beautiful. You're. I'm not trying to be saying.

[B]

Teddy says I look rough, John. Oh, no. Well, I mean, you know, stripper rough. You know, you look good in black light.

[D]

But said your knees.

[B]

That's why we have the lights turned on. How rough is this? Look at this ass. Oh, that is.

[D]

That's. Now, that's nice.

[B]

When you work out. I work out on stage.

[C]

And on Sundays.

[D]

You're working on Sunday.

[C]

I love to go to Planet Fitness on Sunday.

[B]

What do you think about the North Korea, South Korea peace treaty?

[C]

What?

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

What do you think about the north and South Korea peace treaty this week?

[C]

Oh, I love their barbecue.

[B]

Yes. It's so awesome. The Mongolian.

[C]

Yeah, they have little potatoes and they've got this really rich, dark brown sauce. The Korean barbecue is just awesome. I hope they can be our friends still.

[D]

I don't think the barbecue is going anywhere.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Jay, do you got anything in the news?

[D]

I certainly do, John.

[B]

Remember, if you want to call in and get a bit on your car, just give me year, make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean, and I'll hang a number on it. Or just go to givemetheven.com and the computer will do it. Remember, give me the VIN does not beat your CarMax offer on purchasing your car. They will send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[D]

And you can find us@john claywolf.com or our web. Of course, our Facebook page is John Claywolf show. And this has been a big week. I'm sure we'll hear from Rush Limbaugh for those of you that are new to the show, Rush Limbaugh, the Rush Limbaugh drops in on our show from time to time, and I'm sure he'll have something to say about this. Following story. Rapper Kanye west is already under fire after his recent return to Twitter for tweeting his support for who? Who would he be supporting?

[B]

Bill Clinton?

[D]

Donald Trump. Donald Trump west, who's 40, posted a series of pro Trump tweets, including a photo of him wearing one of those hats. The red hats make America great again. You don't have to agree with Trump, but the mob can't make me not love him, he tweeted. The president responded, Those white people been.

[B]

Rubbing off on him on Twitter, married into that clan.

[C]

Thank you.

[B]

They just think about taxes.

[D]

Kanye. Very cool. West tweeted earlier on Wednesday that he shares Dragon Energy with the President. I think that Mr. Trump was his brother.

[B]

DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. I need a. I need a clairvoyance on that whole story.

[D]

He's so cool.

[B]

You got him, Sean in there, man. Yeah, yeah, your boy's here. But, man, Kanye west is rich, man. You just think about the taxes. Like you said, he's trying to save on that tax money, man.

[D]

But he doesn't have to. No, he doesn't have to jump on the Trump wagon to get the tax benefit.

[B]

But it feels so good.

[D]

I know, but he. He loves. He loves controversy. So for somebody in Hollywood in the rap community to love Trump is what?

[C]

Oh, yeah, he just loves to.

[B]

JD Thinks he's just getting attention. And why do blackie. You've been. You've been, you know, for a white guy that turned into a black guy, but doubles as a white guy during the weekday, you can understand. Yeah, man. I mean, it's. It's a. It's a struggle, man. You know, changing and switching up, but it's not easy. But it has to be done, you know? But the trick is to make it look easy, man.

[D]

You do, man.

[B]

And at what time? We got 30. At what time did. Oh, no. All right, we got it. We got to go. The Topio. We're out of here. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf of by Cars and Radio. JD Ryan, DJ Pre K and Babo. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-roke love listening to y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

Presented by givemetheven.com. I think in 11 years, we've never played Billie Jean on this program.

[D]

Groundbreaking.

[B]

Groundbreaking. It's An MTV world premiere. I should have seen. I wanted to see Janet Jackson. What? Do you remember when she was really in shape? The Rhythm Nation tour. She was jacked.

[C]

One of the top five best Rolling Stone covers ever. Right. Remember that?

[B]

She had them all pressed together and pressed up.

[C]

Well, there's a guy behind her with his hands. Oh.

[D]

Remember that?

[B]

I don't remember that. Was it 88? It's a while.

[C]

Something like. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Have you ever dated a black girl, Bubba?

[C]

Not for long stretches of time.

[B]

I would like to. I think that that would change your luck and change your life.

[C]

Can I tell you something?

[E]

Sure.

[C]

Confidential. Just between you and me. Their daddies don't like me.

[B]

Why?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

If you are a woman of color and would be willing to take my man Bobbo out on a date and show him a good time, I would front the bill. Wow.

[C]

Where are we going?

[B]

Somewhere good.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Where? But we're gonna let her plan it.

[D]

All right.

[B]

You gotta call in and we'll set this up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you don't know what Bobbo looks like, you can see him on Facebook. You can Google Bob o'. Brown. He's all over the Internet. He's famous. He's. Damn. He's famous.

[D]

He is famous.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I wouldn't say that. I picked you very well, though.

[B]

I would say that too. You know, I would say you don't. I don't either.

[C]

You got to see me in motion.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, I think.

[B]

Woman of color. I want to. I want to try this. I think it Change your luck and change your life.

[C]

Now, is there a certain color you're looking for? No.

[B]

I mean, I just. A black girl with a lot of soul.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Lots of soul.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Lots of. Lots of stick. I don't want a white black girl.

[C]

No, no. Black.

[D]

Black all the way.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What's.

[B]

What's sister act?

[C]

What's wrong with white black girls?

[B]

You're trying to be white.

[D]

If it's an experiment, we got to.

[B]

Go all the way, right?

[C]

Yeah. It's just a lack of authenticity.

[B]

Lack of authenticity. It'd be like it ain't an Indian girl without a dot. It's just not the same thing.

[C]

How about that?

[B]

Barry, Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yes, sir. Hey, enjoy the show. But, man, you guys need to work on those stripper accents, I think.

[B]

Accents. 13 Nissan 370Z Sport package, leather navigation. And he's from Saxy Talking Smack.

[D]

Boom. Counter punch.

[B]

Counter punch.

[C]

Body Punch. Body Punch. Knockout.

[B]

It's a Nissan 3Z. What color?

[E]

Metallic Black.

[B]

Okay. It is a sticker. Automatic.

[E]

Automatic.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Cool. What's your mission, sir?

[E]

I tell you some immaculate. If it's between a 1 and a 10, it's probably a 12. There's not a scratch on it. I got back to back issues and I just can't. I can't drive it anymore. So I get something.

[B]

Do you have a title?

[E]

Yes, sir. Yes, it's full, it's paid off.

[B]

So in the, in the 370Z, there's a base, there's a nismo, there's touring.

[E]

Yeah, it's a touring. It's not the base. It's got all the.

[B]

Is it convertible or. Or a two door? And does it have 19 inch wheels?

[E]

Yes, ma'.

[C]

Am.

[B]

Does that factory navigation?

[E]

What's that?

[B]

Does it have factory navigation?

[E]

Yes, yes, navigation. Yeah, it's got support package, all that stuff.

[B]

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right. Or 16 grand. 16, 5. 17 grand. Right around there.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

If you want to retail your car, run an ad in the paper or craigslist. I mean, most people that have tried to sell their car on Craigslist have been raped and found in the trunk. But you may be the exception.

[E]

No, no, I don't know that that.

[D]

Is an accurate statistic.

[B]

I mean it happens a lot. It doesn't happen now. We will not rape you and throw you in the trunk, but we will bring you a check for 17,000 and it'll clear. Yeah, well why are the money. I ain't scared to pay. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Figure it out, make your decision for Christ.

[D]

I see a new jingle. Give me the fin.com. we won't rip you and throw you in the trunk.

[B]

I'm tickling JD this morning. I'm glad.

[D]

I don't know, maybe it's. Michael's gone. Michael Turley's not here today.

[F]

Maybe you just.

[B]

It's a new used. The old angry Jew man, the shade that he throws is. Is loosing me up. Rush Limball.

[D]

Oh, I can't wait to hear what.

[B]

He speaking of angry old men about.

[D]

What this happened.

[B]

They talk smack.

[D]

Huge deal. Huge deal. I don't know if he's even going to talk about it. Rush, you there? Rush comes.

[F]

I'm coming.

[C]

John?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Can you hear me? Okay?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

I think something's wrong with my isdn. I usually have theme music.

[D]

Yeah, that's what's Going on that I speak over.

[C]

I don't require it. I'm a professional.

[D]

I know you are a pro and.

[C]

It can be anything at all.

[D]

The ISDN line, for those that don't know, that's like a remote line that makes it sound like he's in the studio and actually he's in Florida. Are you in Florida today?

[C]

Absolutely. Okay, back to a work week. Monday. I gotcha. No, no, holiday weekend this time around. I noticed you were playing some Michael Jackson before we played.

[D]

Yeah, we did Billie Jean.

[C]

Do you know, I. I've just rediscovered the. The off the wall lip. You know that one?

[D]

Of course.

[C]

I've been working out, doing some Pilates. You've been doing Pilates with Sean Hannity?

[D]

I would give money to see this.

[C]

Is that. Well, his wife's a real fitness nut. Just beautiful.

[D]

He's not.

[C]

I don't know about that. Yeah, I don't really notice him that much. He's a fella. He's a fella.

[D]

And you hang out with him.

[C]

These. These Pilates are great. Really clear your mind. If you'll eat a couple of Vicodins.

[D]

Here we go.

[C]

And then do your Pilates.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And then go down to Burger King.

[D]

The whole idea of Pilates, and have a Whopper.

[B]

Vicodin, Pilates, Burger King, Whopper. Then what? What time is it?

[C]

Well, by that time you're due a break.

[B]

What time is it in the day?

[C]

Something like seven in the morning.

[B]

Oh, so you get up early?

[C]

You bet.

[B]

Okay, so you've got a full day to party.

[C]

Always.

[B]

Then what?

[C]

Here are the excellence in broadcasting I.

[B]

Want to hear A Day in the Life. So you get up, you take some bikes, you do some Pilates, you go to Whataburger, throw down.

[C]

Well, first. First I shower.

[B]

That's fine. And then what do you do with the rest of the morning? I want to hear it quickly from Ding Da Dong.

[C]

So you got the vicodins. First thing, 7:15, right out of the shower.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

You drink a little oj and I prefer the country style. Yeah. Wash those Vicodins down good. Get them in there.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, look, I know a lot of people snort these Vicodins. Can you believe this? They don't know they have a mortar and pestle.

[D]

They don't.

[C]

They smash it up and stick it right up their nose.

[D]

Nobody does this.

[C]

Nothing really works that way. Except for like a waffle.

[D]

But you know.

[C]

Just eat them, okay? Like you're supposed to.

[D]

Can we talk about anything?

[C]

You can stand tall and fly straight.

[D]

In that happened this week.

[C]

Wash them down with oj.

[D]

Any cons. Okay.

[C]

Do your Pilates. Pilates and then a nice breakfast flame broiled Whopper. You can get that done by about 11am okay. It takes me a while to get up off of the Pilates once I get on out. You understand?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Have you ever been on one of these things?

[B]

Rush? I've been trying to get you. Are you on Pilates now? I mean, on Viking now, I'm sure. What do you do with the rest of your day? All you've gotten through is Pilates and Vikes, you know, I don't know.

[C]

Once I'm able to get off the Pilates and have my Whopper, generally the car comes around and I go and do the program. You know, I do a little radio program. Are you high when you do the program nationwide? Very well known program.

[D]

Yeah, it is. Your show is very well known.

[C]

I wouldn't say I'm high, but.

[B]

But are you high in spirit?

[C]

High in spirit. I like that. I'm gonna call it that from now on. Make a note of that. High in spirit. Then I do the program. And then I usually have a Percocet. Maybe a Percocet and a half and some fine Maker's Mark whiskey. Look, what I wanted to talk to you about was this Kim Jong un.

[B]

I mean, 10 minutes later.

[C]

Yeah, Kim Jong Un.

[B]

For a pro broadcaster, you should edit yourself a little bit.

[C]

Well, I'm pro on my show.

[D]

What do you think about the thing in Korea?

[C]

I'll tell you, I know he's playing nice.

[D]

Yeah, he is.

[C]

And I know he, he's going to China and he's seeing Beijing and all those skyscrapers and the, the dollar signs are just falling out of his eye. Have you seen him with that black hat? I have seen the hat, his formal visiting hat. And the dollar sign's just falling off of him.

[D]

Right.

[C]

I don't know if I trust this guy. The Kim's going all the way back to the 1980s. I've been a little problematic.

[D]

That's a good way to put it.

[C]

You know what I mean?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It's kind of like trying to put Michelle Obama into a nice swimsuit. You have to find a hole for this guy. You have to find a notch to put him in. And I don't think they have it yet.

[D]

You don't trust him.

[C]

I think our fearless leader, Donald J. Trump was clear about that when he said things could go really well. And maybe not, but it appears those Koreans scare the hell out of me. Have you had their barbecue?

[D]

The war is holy.

[B]

God.

[D]

You have no comment on the whole thing.

[C]

We'll see what goes on. We'll talk about it next week, I'm sure.

[B]

I think. I think you need to lay off the pills, dude. Larry, good morning.

[C]

Where you.

[B]

What City?

[E]

Kansas City.

[B]

Kansas City. Our first Kansas or the car caller. Good, good. What have you got?

[E]

Yeah, well, I have a. A 2017 Ford F250 King Ranch.

[B]

Okay. How many miles?

[E]

21.

[B]

Does it have a sunroof?

[E]

Yeah, it does the. The dual. All right.

[B]

Oh, it's got the big sunroof. All right. You got the good one? Yeah, you know, I'm thinking upper 50, 60. So it's a 17 King Ranch, 21, 000 miles loaded up. Does it have FX off road?

[E]

Yep. In the 20s, no DVD.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Everything else.

[B]

I want to buy this truck. I buy pretty cars. This is really our space. We have to deal with the junk all the time because that's what everybody has. But I like the good ones, and this is a good one. So do you want to sell it or.

[E]

Okay, yeah, I need to. I need to get out from under it. I'm moving to Tacoma, and their jobs provide me with a car, so I got to get rid of it.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I owe 59,000 on it.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

So I need to get out for him. If I get a little extra, that'd be nice, too.

[B]

Okay. You're in Kansas City. We're in Dallas, but we have a location in Kansas City that we just opened up.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And we can send driver over there to pick it up and make the payoff. And I'm actually. Since you're my first Kansas City customer, and I'm assuming that you're not a stroke like Billy Squire sang about, I'm gonna give you 2,000 extra above your payoff. So we're gonna pay your truck up for 59, and I'm gonna give you a check for 2 grand. So that's 61,000.

[E]

How long have you guys been doing this? I just heard you on the radio this morning.

[B]

I've been doing it 22 years, and we've been. The radio show has been over a decade, but I've been in the wholesale.

[E]

Car business for exactly five vehicles over the air. This is a real thing.

[B]

Oh, yeah, it's been over. If you googled around John Clay Wolf, we've been doing this a long time. We're the largest wholesale distributor in the southern United States. And I. I do. I wear two hats, so I. I'M I've been a wholesale car dealer for 22 years. And then I got hurt real bad in a motocross wreck. Was in a wheelchair. Didn't know what I was going to do. So I was like, man, I love radio. I love comedy. I used to do stand up. Maybe I can do radio as a career from wheelchair. So I started doing that. And then. And that was 13 years ago. And then I started walking again. Got better, everything got better. And I got back into the business in the car business. So I brought them together and that's.

[E]

What this is I'll be doing.

[B]

Yep. Weird.

[E]

That's amazing. What do I do next?

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com put. Put the information. It takes probably 45 seconds and tell say, talk to John on the air. He's paying 61,000 for this. Here's the info. Come get it.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Can. You gotta get it wrapped up by. By Thursday next week.

[B]

No problem. We could have it wrapped up by Monday if you need it. All right, thanks.

[E]

Okay, well, I'm gonna do some research on it and get that and get the. The stuff submitted over.

[B]

Thank you, sir. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Mark says loves the show, but not on the air in Oklahoma.

[E]

What's going on?

[B]

We're not on the air in Oklahoma this morning.

[E]

Well, your guy said you might have switched radio stations to the cat. Well instead of the Bruce Truth.

[B]

Well, we are next week, but we should be on right now.

[C]

Nope.

[E]

You sure ain't really. That's why I called. I've been listening to you for about a year or so. Ever more every Saturday.

[B]

All right, we'll be on the Cat. Today was our last week. It's just so typical radio.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So this was our last week on that station. And they put the cord so that we just. We wouldn't say anything. I'll be damned.

[D]

Like we'd say something.

[E]

That was smart of him, huh?

[C]

No, it wasn't. Probably.

[B]

You think I would have said something? Me? Nah.

[D]

Never.

[E]

So 100.5 next Saturday.

[B]

Yep, yep, yep. So we could tell Oklahoma jokes today. Nobody can hear them.

[F]

There you are.

[E]

That's right.

[B]

That changes everything to y' all if.

[E]

We hear them or not, does it?

[B]

No, no. I mean, you know, good spirited Oklahomans are fine with it. It's the bat. It's the bad ones that we're all laughing at. You know, it's the Love county meth. Meth run. Sheriff Joe in the meth monsters from Love County. It's the damn Indian gamblers. Damn Sooners. They keep screwing up the football program. How do you get rid of Bob Stoops anyway? How do you get rid of Bob Stoops anyway? After all these great years, how do you even let him leave? Ah, many things to think about.

[D]

John claywolf.com. by the way, if you wonder where all the radio stations are and. Or right at the top, it says wolf Pack Radio Live. Click on that with stream. Do the whole show stream right there.

[B]

You know, when we get into Georgia and Florida, Alabama, this show's gonna be hard to do during football season.

[D]

Oh, my God, Is it ever.

[B]

There's.

[C]

There's a lot.

[B]

There's a lot of passion.

[D]

A lot of people mad. No matter what you do, a lot.

[B]

Of passion going on. Did you see where HBO or someone's doing a bad film on Gary Patterson? Tcu.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

When does that roll out, do you know?

[C]

Soon.

[B]

Soon.

[C]

HBO is doing these, like, something new every other week.

[B]

What do you mean by hit spot? Like walking up and punch in the face, that film.

[C]

What's that?

[B]

Listen, B. Key receiver for the Horn Frogs, claims that he cannot have a NFL career because Gary Patterson made him play hurt. Oh, okay. So they. He sued him.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And HBO got a hold of the lawsuit. Interviewed. Listen, be did a documentary on. It's coming out, kind of a hit piece. With every good run, there's always some bad. And I guess it's time for the bad to come out. I wonder if it'd be like, SMU bad. That was bad. That was real bad.

[D]

No, Cosby bad.

[B]

Bill Cosby bad and SMU bad are kind of about the same kind of bad.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Very, very bad.

[B]

Very, very. They fall into the category of very, very bad. Zach and Houston, a 14 Mitsubishi Outlander with 65, 000 miles. Good morning.

[E]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good. Good. What's your payoff? I've never seen a Mitsubishi my life without a payoff.

[E]

Yeah. 9800 IO on it.

[B]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I don't want to. The. The computer system will bid your car immediately. If you go to the. The givemetheven.com just put in your license plate number, your VIN number, and build the form it takes. I made this form short, dude. I just kept shaving it down. Kept shaving it down. 30 seconds, 40 seconds. You can have a number, a real number, a by number, not an opinion. The difference between our book and their book is ours is a checkbook. They talk about their cheerleaders. We're check writers. My name is John Clay Wolf. 800-800-7234. Be right back. Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[A]

Hear us out. We beat [e-mail] the quicker you can get that message across in your mind, the less money we have to spend on advertising. And we can even put more money in buying your cars. @givemethevin.com we are the newest. We are the biggest. We are the baddest car buyer in the south. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the VIN.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents. Crank it up. It's red hot.

[E]

I'm digging it.

[B]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf Show. Tigres Del Norte. This is not what this is. This is Devo. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Tyler in love County. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

What you got?

[E]

Hey, man, I don't. I don't appreciate you talking about my Uncle Joe like that.

[B]

What did I say about it?

[E]

Oh, you just talking about the Olive county mess run. We really don't like that.

[B]

To get out. People know about that dude in that county, when you go. It's like the Three Stooges. When you go by the courthouse in midday, they've got them chained together, really. Cleaning the. Cleaning the yard.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And with the great big black stripes and then the big white stripes. Black and white. It looks like 1935.

[E]

The old, old, old can't afford the orange jumpsuit.

[B]

The county prisoners are chained together in black and white like. Like the Three Stooges.

[C]

If you go to the Walmart store in Ardmore, you think after all that.

[B]

Indian money they'd have gotten some new suits?

[C]

They sell light bulbs already unscrewed and cleaned out, ready to go.

[D]

No, they don't.

[C]

Yes, they do.

[D]

No, that's not true.

[B]

That's an inside joke. That's funny. All right. Hey, Russell. A15F350. Too many miles. Four wheel drive. King Ranch. Crew cab, leather roof, nav. 1515. Is it a dually?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

It's pretty clean.

[B]

This is a 2015 dually crew with 180 on it. But it's King Ranch. Hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 20,000.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Does that work? No. What's your payoff?

[E]

A little over 30.

[B]

Yeah, see, I mean, you know, that's a you problem. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Uncle Norman, good morning. Wait, we gotta turn his mic on. You there.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

Hello.

[D]

There he is.

[B]

Uncle Norman is our in house crew chief and technician. He keeps the whole thousand cars of the. Give me the VIN inventory running and cleaned up and ready to go. Moving, moving, auctions, all the good stuff.

[D]

Busy man.

[B]

How do you like Texas so far, Norman?

[F]

So far so good.

[B]

How long have you been here?

[F]

Oh, close to a year now. Yeah, Been to a year.

[B]

Well, what's the difference between Pennsylvania and Texas?

[F]

Well, let's see. Well, people down here, they're more happy, Happy.

[D]

Going, going.

[F]

I like that. I like Texas. The food, the women. Of course.

[B]

The women. What about the women?

[F]

Oh, they are fantastic. The way they look like.

[B]

They, they, they are fantastic in the way they look like.

[F]

Yes, that is correct. I don't know why you feed them.

[B]

Down here, but oats, my good man, oats. And lone star cards.

[F]

By the way, I want to take this opportunity too because I to thank.

[B]

All the good looking busty Texas women.

[F]

Well, I just want to say to Mr. Roy, Uncle Roy, he's my hero. Did you know that? Why I got a picture, a Polaroid picture on top of my toolbox. I say Uncle Roy, my hero. Every time that you see this gentleman, please give him a hug from me. Every time you see Uncle Roy, give him a hug. Hey, this is for Norman.

[B]

So what's our tip this week? Norman gives mechanic tips like life hacks to the public on things that would cost you a lot of money at a dealership to fix. But he can give you a tip on how to fix them cheap.

[F]

Well, at this time I'm gonna give you some fun facts. I don't get no tips.

[B]

I want Norman to voice our commercials.

[D]

Would it be great?

[F]

A fun fact for you guys will be Dodge Hemi. The Hemi engine is going to be phased out by 2009. They don't want to be Hemis made again. Dutch is dropping out of the line. The only one who gonna keep the Hemi to 2012 is gonna be the kitty Cat, the Hellcat and the Demon. That's the father. So we'll go on and on. Another note for Ford decides to not. He doesn't want it manufactured anymore sedan's cars. So Ford the only car that he gonna build for United States going to be the Mustang and the Ford Focus. The other ones, they're gone.

[B]

So trucks, trucks that Makes no sense. I can't believe Ford's getting out of the car business.

[F]

Well, they are looking into. They say the Americans now with the new economy. They say the economy is all right, but they're thinking they. You guys buy more SUVs. I don't know. Welcome. Hey, Texas. There we go. Texas already ahead of the pack.

[B]

What are you doing more now that you live in Texas than you did when you lived in Pennsylvania? Eating more barbecue. You're getting fatter. You smoking more weed. You're drinking more beer. You.

[F]

Oh, yeah, I eat him a lot of more. A barbecue. Of course, the weed is dirt cheap down here, so I love it. I love this thing.

[D]

Easy, easy. All right.

[B]

The weed is dirt cheap down here. I love it. I love it. And I eat more barbecue.

[C]

Quite an endorsement.

[B]

How cheap is dirt cheap, Norman?

[F]

Well, I think that the father.

[B]

Go north.

[F]

The. The dispenser. It is.

[C]

I don't know.

[F]

By me, by my standards, down here is half a price that I used to pay. Pay back home. So I am. Hey, I am in heaven.

[B]

Half price.

[C]

Half price. Yeah. Can't beat that.

[B]

Why would weed cost more in PA than it does in Texas? Is it Mexican ditch weed or is it real weed?

[F]

It's the real ones, you know, because.

[B]

There'S a lot of ditch weed down here that's just no bueno. It's just shrubs. Yeah, I, I. Babo used to sell it. Oh, he got in trouble. Not for selling dope, but for selling bad dough.

[C]

Allegedly.

[D]

Allegedly. Is this really appropriate for broadcast?

[C]

Never done time.

[D]

Never done time.

[B]

Grass clippings do not qualify. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Carlo and Lafayette. Is this. Is this truck a diesel?

[E]

Yes, it is.

[B]

I like these Nissan diesels. Do you. How have you. Did you buy yours new?

[C]

I did it.

[E]

I'm very happy with it. You know the big thing about it, it's got that 10 year, 100,000 mile, bumper to bumper warranty. And that's what kind of made the decision for me when I got it, versus the Ford F250 and all those.

[B]

I'll tell you, I like. It's kind of like riding a bicycle. It's cool until your friends see you on it. I like that truck and I would like to drive that truck, but I don't like. I don't want to be seen in it. Does that make sense?

[E]

Oh, come on, man. It's a big, beasty truck.

[B]

It is, but it's still jappy gay. It's just. And it's got flim flam. You can tell you're. You're in a damn. In a. In a Jap truck. And I don't know, it just. There's parts on it they could have done different. But I love it. And that Cummins engine is awesome. Why are you selling it?

[E]

Just, you know, I got the diesel, thinking I was going to be towing campers and boats, everything else, living in Louisiana, running whores. Yeah, yeah. Bullet horse more than anything and just hadn't really pulled them in. So, you know, think I'm gonna go back to the. To the gasoline F150 or something.

[B]

Is this a diesel? Is this a leather truck?

[E]

It's leather. It's the platinum reserve edition.

[B]

Okay, I need to do this online because there's too many questions. Go to givemetheven.com I'm thinking mid to upper 30s, but I need to see it. Go to givemetheven dot com Put the VIN number, the plate number in and we'll get to. We'll get you an offer emailed over.

[E]

Thank you, brother.

[B]

Thank you, ma'.

[C]

Am.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who are new to the program, my name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan. His name is Bobbo Whitey, Blackie. DJ Prek will be back with us in a moment with our white, black, Latino or other. Game of the day.

[D]

Yeah, game of the day.

[B]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[A]

We outbid them [e-mail] and to prove it, if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks straight up and down. Give me the vin.com 45 seconds. Load your car in, get an offer. We'll come to your doorstep and pay you right there or pay off your payoff. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we pay you a hundred dollars. Look at our reviews online. Google givemethevin.com and see it for yourself. It's awesome.

[C]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

So we are gonna do the one minute quick hit right now. All right, Andy Lafayette 11 Kia Sorento with 130 leather roof nab. Is it nice? Average rough or clean?

[E]

Yep, it's very clean. My wife's car dealership, when we bought it, had a deal where you get dealerships, lifetime oil changes. So all the.

[B]

Just five grand buy recommended mate. Does five grand buy it?

[E]

Five grand?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I was hoping for six.

[B]

I was hoping for four. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll take a look. 04 Lexus RX 330 with a buck. 04 on 04 Sam in Louisiana leather roof nav. Average rider or clean?

[E]

It's clean.

[B]

Oh, four with four. Four grand. No, sir, 4,500.

[E]

No, sir, five grand.

[B]

No sir, 5,500.

[E]

Little bit higher.

[B]

Six grand. 62 you deliver from. You bring it to Dallas cuz I got it. Cost me 200 to get it up here.

[C]

Here.

[E]

Okay, I'll load it in.

[B]

Go to giveme the vin.com. it's got to be nice. It can't be some queered out, you know, mule kick the door in piece of crap. It's got to be slick. All right. 08F450, 130,000 miles D King Ranch, Peter and Fort Worth. 130 on 08 Old Body last year. That Old Body style. No, not first.

[E]

Oh, yes, sir.

[B]

I got to go. I think it's worth a.08. 130. 17, 16. 16. 17,000.

[E]

No, sir.

[B]

All right. Bye bye. My name is John clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell us your car, you can just call the show. 800-800-7234. We'll be right back. More of the John clay wolf show presented by. Give me the thevin.com coming up.

[A]

Are you tired of getting beat by the dealership? Check in with givemethevin.com sell us your car. We want to buy your car. And nine times out of ten we'll pay more money than your dealer will on trade. Just load it into our website, givemethevin.com and we will come to you and pick it up and pay. Look at our reviews online. They're incredible. We've done tens of thousands of transactions. It's the Amazon.com of the car business. Give us a try.

[C]

Tell us your car. Give so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John clay wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. Love listening to Y'. ALL. Presented by givemetheven.com in ACDC. This is the good one. This is the good one. The highway to hell album was the one.

[C]

They all have good stuff about them though.

[B]

Agreed. But this is the good one. Like, this is a deep ACDC track that a lot of people that shook me all night longers and back in blackers haven't heard right.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I don't understand the real Bon Scott stuff. Who died? Malcolm. Yeah. Most recently drugs or did he. Did he. Did he choke himself out?

[C]

He actually. He had had dementia for years. Years. And still was able to tour. Yeah, more or less somewhat. And then 2012, they just. He couldn't do it anymore and he's. He's been resting.

[B]

Who was the one we talked about this morning that put themselves in a lover's chokehold?

[D]

Hutchins.

[B]

Michael.

[C]

Michael Hutchins. NXS. Yeah.

[B]

That wasn't recently.

[C]

No, that was. Gosh, 91.

[B]

I think it was before.

[C]

Long time ago. I'm surprised that you're not playing some Chigros del Norte for our new friend here. Here.

[B]

What is Tigris del Norte?

[F]

Oh my. Yes.

[B]

What is that?

[C]

They're very popular Mexican American bands. Basically out of California nowadays. He said, we were talking before the segment that we did and he said why don't you just spit right on my face when you said cuz like that's bad music. But I, you know, I love it.

[B]

But he's Puerto Rican. He's not Mexican.

[C]

Well, and he's been different. He's been living in the northeast.

[B]

So what's that have to do with anything?

[F]

Tigares der North.

[B]

The.

[F]

That's means the Tigers from the. The Tigers from the north.

[C]

Tigers.

[B]

I'd like to apologize to all the listeners for Uncle Norman's bad accent, his Puerto Rican heavy accent earlier when we were talking about the new Ford Focus.

[F]

Right. My apologies. Deep apologies.

[D]

He.

[B]

His, his. His accentio carried it into something that sounded like an F bomb. That's not what he meant to say. It wasn't F this. No, that's not what Ford said about their new car line. They said Ford Focus Focus, Uncle Normie. It's. Say it with me.

[C]

Faux foe.

[B]

Focus, Focus.

[C]

There you go. That's it.

[D]

Right.

[F]

I cannot do it. I cannot do even nanoleum.

[C]

See, with the correct music that would come out right.

[D]

I think I would fix that in post.

[B]

Logan lying.1 08 Ram, half ton, 140,000 mile, 2 wheel drive, 20 inch wheels or 18s. 20 Hemi or the other one?

[E]

Hemi.

[B]

Big miles though. What color?

[E]

Red.

[B]

Is the paint faded Because Dodge is bad. Has a bad track record of buying cheap paint that fades. So does Nissan.

[E]

No, it's not really faded.

[B]

Not really. I heard the not really versus the.

[E]

No, I don't notice a fade.

[B]

Yeah, you've been looking at it too long. It's like you haven't noticed that your old lady put on 38 pounds either, have you? I think it's a three grander. Where are you from?

[E]

I'm from Louisiana. Baton Rouge.

[B]

Three to four thousand dollars. Go to givemetheven.com load it up and let me take a look. Thanks. 800-800-7234.

[D]

Can I do a shout out?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

We're a friend of mine in San Antonio. Actually yesterday I was talking about the Trump thing and the Korean thing and a police officer from San Antonio left me a really nice message. He said to. Well, he dropped a little F bomb and he said same thing to me and to Trump.

[B]

He said ford Focus?

[D]

No. He did, yeah. Mark Walker, Officer Mark Walker of the San Antonio Police Department apparently doesn't like me, doesn't like the media, and certainly doesn't like Trump. So we just want to shout out to officer Mark Walker of the San Antonio Police Department.

[B]

So you just lost a listener.

[D]

I just lost a listener, apparently, yeah. Mark is not my friend.

[B]

What's he so mad about?

[D]

He's mad because I put up a post about the Korean thing and Trump having something to do with it. And apparently in his mind, Trump had nothing to do with it. Even though of course South Korea said that. He did.

[B]

But yes, what they say. I haven't read the news.

[D]

They just said basically they should give Trump credit.

[B]

He offered Ivanka yays. But you can have my daughter if you'll quit nuking each other. I'd give her a sacrificial lamp.

[D]

Officer Mark Walker, we love you.

[B]

I think. Norman, are you up to speed on the whole North Korea, South Korea thing?

[F]

Well, I've been listening. Yeah.

[B]

I think you would be a good negotiator. What would you have advised Kim Jong Un and Sim Kung Pa to do to straighten all this out?

[F]

How long has been this going on? 50 years.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Least this time to bury the hacha. Come on, let's get this. We had to make, you know, we get good things out of South Korea. We got Honda and Kia coming from there. If these two get together, maybe we get a better card out of it.

[D]

That's what you got out of the peace accord.

[B]

That's what.

[F]

That's what I think about it. For me, it's good. Keep bringing it.

[D]

That's what you got out of a 50 year peace accord.

[B]

Okay, Jimmy in Liberty, Texas in 09 G8 GT Pontiac. Now, that's the one with the big engine in it, right?

[E]

Yes, sir. Six liter.

[B]

Oh, okay. Average rough or clean piece of cord. This is a Honda, it's average. Does 8 grand buy it?

[E]

No, sir.

[B]

Does 8500 buy it?

[E]

No, sir. It's got 1400 payoff still.

[B]

1400?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Or 14,000.

[E]

14,000.

[B]

How much money do you have to put towards the payoff.

[E]

Right now? I'm not. I was just trying to see what you.

[B]

Are you scratching. Are you scratching unemployed ass right now?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay, so you're not behind on the old payments, payment packages?

[E]

No, no, no.

[B]

What? So, like, if I offered you 13 grand and your payoff's 14 grand, would you write a check for a thousand to get out of it?

[E]

No, I'd probably be able to get more in the community than. Like I said, I was just calling to see.

[B]

I lost him.

[D]

Oh, man.

[B]

I wasn't gonna offer him 13. I just want to check. I would go 11, though. I was just jacking with you about 8. 800, 807, 234. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Yeah, I got a 2011 Ford and F150XLT, two or four wheel driven? Two, two wheel driven. 143, 000 on it. 10 grand with V6.

[B]

It's an XLT. Is it the twin turbo V6 or the small? Just the regular one.

[E]

No, it's just a regular old flexible V6.

[B]

Yeah, I need to back it up a touch, but I don't know it off the top of my head. It's between eight and ten grand. 8,510 grand. Can you go to give me the vin.com and put it in there and we'll. We'll get you after the show.

[E]

Can do both.

[B]

Thanks, man. Where's Manville, Texas. Good morning, Manville, Texas. So where are we? We need to give a shout out to everybody. San Antonio, Corpus, Houston, Beaumont, Lake Charles, Nolan, Baton Rouge, Shreveport, Austin, Dallas, Fort Worth. Oklahoma City killed us because we're starting on a new station next week, a better one, and they were afraid we were going to say something bad on theirs. On our last show in Oklahoma City.

[C]

What were you gonna say?

[B]

I wasn't gonna say anything. So then where else, really? I mean, Wichita Falls, in Duncan the Bear.

[C]

Did you say Amarillo?

[B]

Amarillo. Good morning to you.

[C]

Corpus.

[B]

Christ, Christie, I get into Corpus. You counting still?

[D]

F. Arkansas.

[B]

Fayetteville. Arkansas. Temple, Colleen.

[D]

Kansas City, Lake Charles, Louisiana. Baton Rouge.

[B]

There's like 25 of them.

[D]

Yeah, I'm reading them off here.

[B]

So we're going to. In. In. In Los Angeles. Southern California's next.

[F]

Oh, really?

[D]

Yeah, that's gonna be cool. What part?

[B]

LA and Diego and Vegas, Phoenix, Tucson.

[C]

Out in bikers field.

[D]

Hey, you don't need to help out in San Diego, do you? Because I don't mind living there.

[B]

Well, see, we do it all from Dallas.

[D]

I know know you do.

[B]

I know you can be a driver out there.

[D]

That could be fun.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, you got to have drivers. You got to have drivers. Our driver, our king driver here is going to head out there and set the whole deal up.

[D]

Wow. That's San Diego because we've got a.

[B]

Driver crew in Houston. Yes, we got a driver crew in Dallas Fort Worth. We got driver crew that we're just setting up in Kansas City. Actually, if you're in Kansas City and like to be a driver, forgive me, the VIN go to jobs. Gimme the vin.com. send me a note because we've got a stringer crew together up there. Interesting process. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony Romo's father will be with us.

[D]

Big news this week. Dallas Cowboys and Jason Whitten retiring, maybe going to broadcasting. That's gonna be wild. Especially if he takes Tony's gig.

[B]

The old man.

[D]

Yeah, the old man.

[B]

He's so old, Keith and Fort Worth. A 14 mega cab diesel with a hundred on it. Lifted leather or is it SLT or a Laramie?

[E]

It's a limited. It's the leather and everything.

[B]

Is that a leather roof, Nav? 14. It has got to be 14. 14, is it 30 grand?

[E]

I owe more than that on it.

[B]

What do you want it?

[E]

I owe 48.

[B]

48.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Get a preacher Tobacco. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. See? And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I.

[E]

Just wanted to call in, tell you how much I love your show.

[B]

800, 800 radio. I love you too. I love Ozzy, I love Black Sabbath and I love the devil. Speaking of, we have the devil here with us this morning, live and in person. Because if you play Black Sabbath, you must be a devil worshiper. Good morning, Satan. How are you? What happened to Sabbath?

[C]

I'll tell you what happens sometimes, John, I get really down, you know, you are, I mean it's, you know, Prince.

[E]

Of Darkness and all.

[D]

It gets old.

[C]

I'm not a happy type.

[B]

What was all that business back in the. When we were kids about playing Sabbath backwards and they were the. Was that you talking to us?

[C]

No, no, they had that all wrong. That was just, you know, the Baptist. Okay. You know, it's. Church brings a lot of revenue to a lot of people, but you got to keep them entertained. And that one lasted five or six years. You know, this backwards satanic messaging. They tell you what you're gonna hear, and then they play it for you.

[D]

You hear it?

[C]

By God. You hear it. How about that?

[D]

By God. Well, I know, I know.

[C]

If I may be allowed to speak out a term.

[D]

You are.

[C]

I'll tell you, though, lately, I feel really bad about old Billy Cox Crosby.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, really? I know he's bad. It's just unfortunate he turned out to be such a sleazeball.

[B]

But, you know, entertainment.

[C]

In my years, all the guys I've seen entertain children on television.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

Captain Kangaroo.

[D]

Yeah, it was a good guy.

[C]

Mr. Peppermint.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[C]

And Bill Cosby. Those Cosby kids.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

In the 70s.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I learned a lot from the guy.

[F]

You. You did?

[C]

Yeah. I've still got a couple of his friends down here.

[B]

You know, you're a scumbag when Satan calls you a dirty bastard. Really? All right, Satan. Well, we appreciate you cleaning all this up.

[C]

One friend I can't understand at all. He's like rbd.

[B]

Oh, that's the guy from the. Yeah, from Fat Albert.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

It's crazy.

[D]

What's his name?

[B]

I don't know. He's down in hell.

[C]

I don't understand a damn word he's saying.

[B]

Hang on. So you got. You got characters from the Bill, from the. From the Fat Albert gang down in hell.

[C]

Yeah, it's tragic. So the guy dies.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

He heads down our way.

[B]

Right.

[C]

He's waiting at the gate, maybe five minutes. We've got a really quick turnaround for entry. Right. You can check out anytime, but you.

[D]

Can never leave Mushmouth. That was his name.

[C]

And we say hi. Welcome to hell.

[F]

All right.

[D]

Of course.

[E]

Can we help you?

[C]

He says, I be going. Almost exactly. I've been practicing this accent for 40 years. That's crazy.

[B]

No idea.

[C]

You know, a lot of American children wore that same thing over their heads.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

And talk just like that. It made him feel better. He was accepted. He was part of the gang.

[B]

He was like Mask, the Rocky story.

[C]

And Albert himself was just a fat bastard, and they're playing in the junkyard making instruments out of trash. He did a lot for American kids. Now, look.

[B]

Look at Bill Cosby now.

[C]

Horrible.

[B]

When they sentence him, you know what he needs to say to the judge? Raymond and Houston, good morning. You're on the air. Thanks, Satan, for stopping by. Raymond Yes.07 Buickle Cern with leather and 26000 miles. I'm gonna guess it's really nice. Does it, does it, does it, does it, does it does it does, does, does, does, does six grand buy it. All right, bye Mike. 07 vet with 30 LT3 removable top. Morgan City. You know that guy forgot he's driving a. Yeah, 12 year old Buick.

[D]

Apparently slipped his mind.

[B]

All right. Pay the taxes.07 vet with 30 taxes. Does it have a clean carfax?

[E]

Yep, it's clean, clean, clean.

[B]

What's your mission here, sir?

[E]

Well, I'd like to, you know, sell it and move on to probably get me a ZR1 is what really I'm looking forward to getting. Okay, so I've been having this car. Bought it when she just had 9,000 miles on it. Super clean. It's got corsa exhaust. Like I said, clean in and out, black on black. Paint's good, interior's good.

[B]

Does it have navigation and chrome wheels?

[E]

Yep.

[B]

I like that. I like the miles.

[E]

Nav.

[B]

It's a 07 30. It's a 20 grand ride. 20, 20, 21. Okay, that's the money. And go to givemetheven.com. load it up, we'll buy it. That goes for anybody. Anybody that doesn't get on the radio, just go to the website, give me the vin. The computer will literally bid it. Actually what I just looked up because I wasn't sure on that one. Yeah, the, the system. I just looked up to give myself a quote on that one. It was our system. It's our own system. And y' all all have access to it. You just go to give me the vin.com, put in the license plate plate of the VIN number. It's all right.

[D]

Literally takes like.

[B]

Here's one I want though. Hang on. This is. I love these dodges. 09 dodge. One ton, 92, 000 mile diesel. Four wheel drive, dually quad. So 09. Wait, what year? Yeah, okay. That was a six, seven. John, where are you? Where are you located?

[E]

I am in Kilgore, Texas.

[B]

Okay, East Texas. How are you picking us up out there? We're not on the radio out there, are we?

[E]

Me? Well, no, you're not, but I'm actually going through Dallas right now.

[B]

Are you in the truck?

[E]

No, sir, I'm not.

[B]

Oh, I was going to say whip it by the office and we'll just do it right here. Do you want to sell it or you just want to talk about it?

[E]

I want to sell it.

[B]

Okay. 091 ton with 92 diesel, four wheel drive, dually old bodies, tile. Does 17 grand buy it? If it was. If it was a 5 9. If it was a 5 9, I'd give 20. But you know, in that weird. Two years older is worth more money because of the, the Obama. Was he elected then? I like to blame everything on him. Yeah, but the emissions choked down and they changed to 6 7. But I'll give 17 grand for it. So I'm gonna get. If you're gonna sell it, I'm gonna buy it. If you're a realistic person. So just go to give me the vin.com when you get home, take some pictures, load it up, say, call John on the radio. He hit me at 17. Here's the deal. If that doesn't buy it, tell us what does and be reasonable and we'll try to get it bought.

[E]

All right. Well, I sure will.

[B]

Thanks, John. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Gary in Texas, do you have an update on the animal sex law in Louisiana? Because I don't.

[E]

Oh, no, I, that's what I was calling. I check in with you, you get. You got the stoop poop on all that.

[B]

Well, we're connected to the guys down. We've got several stations down in south Louisiana. If anybody has an update on the beastiality law that went through the House the other day and we were talking about, I think 12 voted right for it and 8 against it.

[D]

Basically it was split.

[E]

Well, what about Texas? You didn't mention Texas on that law.

[B]

It's a state law in Texas. We already realized that having sex with animals only applicable 50 miles outside of major metros.

[D]

Louisiana law to ban sex with animals wins the Senate vote 25 to 10. There were 10 guys who went, no, we don't think that should be a law.

[B]

Really.

[D]

I mean, maybe a suggestion, but not a law.

[B]

Well.

[E]

I'm down there. We down here in South Texas right on the borders. Maybe bait a half a cow.

[B]

So it could go either way. All right, I get you. Speaking of, JD Made a comment earlier and I wanted to clean it up because he was, he was what I do. This guy, the San Antonio Police Department guy on Facebook that was arguing with you about Trump and you decided to take your political ambitions and, and put them on my radio show and tie it to the San Antonio Police Department. And I'd like to say that I've got nothing to do with that. And if J.D. and some guy either is a police officer is not what if he's faking it, you're the one who tells me all the time. Yeah, yeah, hang on. You told me. Oh, well, you can't believe. Of course, it must be true because it's on the Internet.

[D]

How did you find out it was wrong?

[B]

A guy called on the Internet. I'm not saying I know, okay? I'm saying it could be. It could be so slamming getting some. Some politic crap and police involved. I mean, that's stupid. You're smart.

[D]

I told the guy hello. I said I was a shout out.

[B]

I was just saying hi. Yeah, I didn't slam him. Kicking the nuts. Kicking the nuts.

[D]

Hello to him. It was a shout out.

[B]

Hey, I got enough problems in my life. I don't need problem with police officers.

[D]

It was not about the police.

[B]

I've been pulled over a lot. And thank God that they think I'm funny and they listen to us on Saturday morning for the past decade because a lot of times they, like, give me the old slap on the ass and let me go. Sometimes they give me a swift kick in the nuts and I deserve it. But I love them.

[D]

We all love them. They do a great job.

[B]

And I tell them I'm gonna get the word out. Don't speed over five miles an hour over the speed limit or you'll get a ticket. There it is.

[D]

Don't do it.

[B]

Don't do it.

[D]

Give the cops a happy wave when you see him.

[B]

And if they tell you to get out of the car, get out of. They'll shoot your.

[D]

Yes, get out of the car.

[B]

That's right. Do what they say, Right. It doesn't matter if you're white, black, Latino or other. Speaking of DJ Prek, good morning.

[C]

You are now about to witness the.

[B]

Strength of street knowledge. What up? What up, players and people up. Sean, check, check, Mike check. One, two. Y' all hear me? Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yeah. What it do do? It's time for everybody's favorite game show this week. We got white, black, Latino or other where I read a crime story, right? Y' all tell me what the ethnicity.

[D]

What the ethnicity is.

[B]

All right, this week we got a man in Texas who done called a big case. Man got 50 years for smuggling fajita meat on that illegal meat market. They're saying in Brownsville, Texas, a man's been convicted of stealing $1.2 million worth of fajita meat by ordering it through his job at the juvenile center center and then slanging it in the streets. But one time he called in sick and when his illegal meat truck, hauling 800 pounds of fajita meat came in to drop off the load at the prison, I remember this story. He was nowhere to be found. And the juvenile center don't even serve fajitas right, so. So a scam got blown up. For years he was billing the prison system for this fajita meat. Yep. And he would take it and sling it, just like you said to those street talks. Taco vendors. He was like Dr. Chu, kingpin, donut man of the street. Taco vendors. And we the taxpayers are paying for it. He was hustling, man. He was building a meat kingdom, man. So the question is, is he white, black, Latino or other? And this is easy to say Latino, obviously. Brownsville, Texas. Fajita meat. Ha ha. It's got to be Latino. I don't know. He could be a Catholic. I don't know. Yeah, they. They arrested them though. Found reception seats in the company name and a fridge full of illegal fajitas.

[D]

I don't know why, but I'm gonna go with other. I don't sound like something a white or black guy would do. And Hispanics, too easy. So I'm gonna go the other.

[B]

Okay, other could be Chinese, Japanese, whatever it. Right. Any Asian, Indian. Anything besides white, black, Latino.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Could be an Oklahoma casino operator.

[D]

That's what I was going for. But I didn't want to say it because you got me mad.

[B]

Bobo.

[C]

I think it's that old devil one. White man.

[B]

Old devil, white man. Uncle Norman.

[C]

What?

[B]

What's so funny?

[D]

I don't know.

[F]

The man was clever, man. Look at it. Think about it. I sell the fajira meats in Texas to fly out of the shelves. This is the perfect crime. It had to be. It had to be somebody smart. I think it's Puerto Rican.

[D]

The guy case I'm right, because that's other.

[B]

Puerto Rican's Latino. It's clever.

[F]

He's clever.

[B]

Okay, does Puerto Rican fall under the Latin flag? If you're saying Latino, Latina, does that apply to Puerto Rican?

[F]

Yes. Latino, Hispanic. Yes.

[B]

So on this one, we got to dial it down. Uncle Norman's taking a section of Latino culture. He's saying specifically Puerto Rico. Not Mexico, not Chile, not South America.

[C]

No, no.

[B]

Dj, who is it?

[E]

Well, yeah, it might have been a.

[B]

Little bit obvious this time. 53 year old Gilberto Escamilla.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Too obvious.

[B]

Where's he from? He's from Harlingen. Yeah. From Brownsville, I'm guessing. Yeah. There's a lot of dope getting Smuggled in there. But there's more to this than fajita meat. Have you seen Breaking Bad or. I think they pulling off the load. Polloc Hermanos. They could. It sounds like it to me. I mean it sounds like it to me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh, he's back. He's got his hand in there. He wants to talk.

[D]

There's so much to talk about today, especially with the, you know, the Trump starting World War iii. Now we have, you know, north and South Korea have agreed to the peace treaty basically. I mean, I just wondered if you have any take on that because you're a big D J Trump fan.

[C]

I'll tell you though, John.

[B]

Yes.

[C]

This Kim Jong Un thing, have you looked at this guy closely?

[B]

He looks like a cartoon character to me.

[C]

He does.

[B]

Looks like something straight out of Comic Con.

[C]

Does he not? Strike you? Just witty me. This like a grown up version of one of those Cosby kids. I could see him. I could see him playing a junkyard trombone, having a ball, right? You know, you remember the music? Boned, boned, boned. He kind of bounces like that when he walks.

[D]

He does.

[C]

I'd like to hear his voice more often because I don't trust anyone who I've never heard speak.

[B]

What are you going to do on this beautiful spring day? How is it in Florida? I can't see you. You're always on the isdn.

[C]

This morning we're trying something new. It's the Manhattan. Do you know about the Manhattan?

[B]

Oh, in a tall glass.

[C]

My new sponsor is Maker's Mark whiskey.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

And it's good. It's Kentucky bourbon whiskey. Not quite Jack Daniels, but you know, Jack Daniels maybe is a little overrated now. It's not 96 proof anymore. You take this Kentucky bourbon, Maker's Mart, make a Manhattan with a sweet vermouth, a couple of cherries. Oh my God.

[B]

And you're. You're already into those?

[C]

I'm on number 11. Oh, it's beautiful.

[B]

Do you do anything else?

[C]

Do I do anything else?

[B]

Number 11. That's a lot.

[C]

Yeah, it's a lot. Well, they're tiny though.

[B]

How are you still breathing?

[C]

Tiny little 8 ounce triple shots of Manhattan's.

[B]

They're.

[C]

Well, maybe I got a bit of a tolerance on 8 ounce. And I had already had my Vicodins when I first got up this morning. Percocetter2. And I've also discovered the CBDs.

[D]

What's a CBD?

[C]

Do you know about these cannabinoid pain relief. They're extraordinarily nice.

[D]

Is it an oil. What is it? Cbd.

[C]

It's. They make them a little gummy type candy deals. I've eaten three packages of these things like because I couldn't feel anything for the longest time. I'm feeling like that guy burned me.

[B]

Rush, producer man's yelling at We've got to go out. Will you take us out, sir?

[C]

They've finally begun to come on. Bring your CBDs and let's go for more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[B]

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[E]

Yeah.

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[C]

Right.

[B]

Jacob. A 17 Tacoma. Is it a TRD Pro?

[E]

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[B]

Okay. So is it a pro sport?

[F]

I'm sorry.

[E]

No. It's the TRD off road 4x4. It is six speed, though.

[B]

Extended or double cab?

[E]

Double.

[C]

Go to.

[B]

Give me the vin.com. too many questions for me to do this one right now. But it's going to be. It's going to be right. You know, it's going to be like upper, upper 20s, low 30s, depending on how. How it's equipped. Mike and Conroe. 17 Rubicon with 22. Is it a hard rock?

[E]

What's up, John? No, it's not a hard rock.

[B]

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Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He's not a member of the mile high club because two entrees and four drink refills doesn't leave enough time for quality foreplay. He didn't catch Metallica at Cowboys stadium because if he's going to pay a couple hundred for a sausage fest, he'd prefer to see an actual game. His favorite Six Flags experience, Wet girls coming off the log. Flume ride. Mmm, boobies. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Give me the vin.com. we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[E]

I really enjoy the show.

[B]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[E]

You'Re doing a great job. I enjoyed listening.

[B]

This is a trick song. People in Austin will get it. Somebody call and tell us what song it is. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. They won south by Southwest back in 91.

[D]

Really? 91.

[B]

Back when we had the bars and concerts, they used to come up. They were a big hit. 19.

[D]

Your own bar.

[B]

19.

[D]

You owned it. I don't mean went in. I don't mean snuck in the back door with a fake ID.

[B]

I mean page John Sullivan's 400. Just standing on the corporate paperwork because he was 21 years old and submitted a liquor license under that name and got one. Hey, man, you just got to be creative.

[C]

That's the business of doing business.

[B]

I mean, that's so.

[C]

You know.

[B]

You know, it ain't easy being a hustler. We were making money on what everybody else was spending money on.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Oh, it's brilliant.

[B]

It was with you, but it was double the money because everything you made, you didn't spend because you had your own bar.

[D]

You had your own bar. You were the guy.

[B]

And when you went to other bars, you got free and you got to jump in front of lines.

[D]

Were the women just. I mean, just falling on you because you were a bar owner?

[B]

You know what? I didn't do it right. I was too. You know, when you're young and you're stupid.

[D]

Oh, well, you're busy, too.

[B]

Yeah, but I was. I was. You just don't realize. Girlfriends. Yeah. I was an idiot. Idiot. I was an idiot.

[D]

You were just. You were tired.

[B]

My partner was not an idiot. Oh.

[D]

He never stayed hooked up.

[B]

He laid everything.

[D]

So you had a girlfriend at the time?

[B]

Yeah, and then I went from one to the next. Like, didn't even. Maybe even a little crossover.

[D]

I let it breathe. How long did you guys have the plaid pig?

[B]

Three years. And then we opened the Aardvark and it, you know, it's about five year total run. It was fun.

[D]

How'd you get out of the Bark?

[B]

Staying up all night getting married.

[D]

Ah, once again, a woman has ruined your life.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What are you carrying all that remorse and regret for, though? No, I'm not.

[B]

JD is.

[D]

I'm asking. I'm just asking. It sounded like a pretty cool life. A 19 year old loading in his own bar with women falling all over him and. Just wondered why you quit that thing. Yeah, totally makes sense.

[C]

John, every little thing that you've done ever since then has been for A reason. And that's why you are who you are today.

[D]

Why would somebody quit? You know a 15 year football career. Jason Whitten Cowboys are losing another long time.

[B]

80 years old.

[D]

Well, he's not 80 years old in his passing game. Looks like Jason Whitten's planning to retire from football and join espn. ESPN as a primary color guy for Monday Night Football. He's going after Tony Romo's plot because Tony's been so popular with the is.

[B]

For people new to the show. Tony Romo's dad comes on the air with us for the past few years.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

And his name is Romero Romo and. Come here, Romero. Come here. Get over here. How are you? Good morning, Sir.

[C]

Buenos dias, Mr. Who bet you have.

[D]

A bad take on this.

[C]

It has a strange time for the NFL.

[B]

No, no.

[C]

Last week I recall back when my son Antonio Jr. Began his career. Right. There was no so much attention given to the bigger draft of time. Now it is only the prime time television.

[D]

It is on tv.

[C]

All of the little baby rookie prospectus have the camera crew in their living room.

[D]

Yep.

[C]

With their mothers and uncles and cousins.

[D]

They're all excited.

[C]

And I seen Mr. Jerry, if I may say day Jerry Jones. He have a peak. A very nice. A couple of little players. J the Leon Wonder edge. The linebacker. Okay, little linebacker.

[D]

A little linebacker.

[C]

And did you hear it yesterday in. In the second round?

[D]

I didn't hear this.

[C]

The Colorado State wide receiver.

[B]

Oh yeah. Colorado State.

[C]

Michael Gallop.

[D]

Michael Gallop.

[C]

Who they say has tremendously high ceiling. They say this because he wear his hair in a natural style with the not Jerry curl.

[D]

It's just like a pro.

[B]

No activator at all.

[C]

Not all. And still have a nicer fro.

[D]

Nice fro on the top.

[C]

And I think it's a very good time to think about a wider receiver because while no one is sad to lose the immensely talented Des Briante.

[F]

No.

[C]

Who is also a bit of a drama queen.

[F]

A little bit.

[C]

But they also this week are says goodbye to the old man.

[D]

I know Jason.

[C]

The tight ended. Jason Wheaton.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

Who have decided to retire at the age of 74.

[D]

He's not 74.

[C]

Yes, he is. No. Yes he does. Of course. You know, he and Antonio remained very close friends.

[D]

They were buddies.

[C]

They actually spent yesterday together with some of their teammates drinking delicious Miller Love Light.

[D]

Miller Lights on.

[C]

Playing catching the jar.

[D]

Catching the jar.

[B]

In the yard.

[C]

The backyard.

[D]

Oh, the backyard.

[B]

Uncle Norman understands every word.

[D]

Maybe I let him talk.

[C]

Forgive me for not saying.

[D]

The backyard Backyard My bad.

[C]

Unfortunately, Antonio have left his hoodball in Bolivia.

[B]

Oh, he did.

[C]

But his wife Candace have bought.

[B]

Let's let Norman translate Norman. If you think that there's any translation, go ahead and do it because I think you've got a better feel for this.

[C]

You do not. Bolivia.

[F]

Bolivia. Well, he's doing well. I understand everything he said.

[C]

And he live his football there.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

But his wife Candace have bought a whole herd of ducks for the pond in the backyard. And perhaps it was the Miller Light, but in a bit of the horse plaster, you know, the horseplay Antonio said to Jackson go out post left and he grab the duck and throw it to him in a drop back, a slant pose 26 yards. And the Ducky flies in high tight spiral. He took his wings because he knows what is happening. And of course Jackson, he catches the duck. And then Sean Lee come and he knock him down. And they'll do this over and over. And Tony is throwing the ducks 40, 50, 60 yards at the rate of something like 19 yards per hour. And he throw on Justin catching. He throw on Justin catching. And I think if there should happen to be any problem with the little bats be Daka Prescott and no tight ends that we know of on the Vaqueros the Dallas now I think they could still have a job. And that way Jason does not have to go onto the Monday Night Football and try to compete with him because he's on the CBS sports, right? And the Monday Night Football is on the espn, right? And the compete as teammates. They're friends, but not the competitor dead. I think it's no good. I think that's compete especially no good for the old man, Jackson Wheat. He will be the oldest person there.

[D]

No.

[B]

Hey, Uncle Norm, did you see the guy from the Eagles at the draft two nights ago taking a Eagles pick and screaming at the Dallas Cowboys. I've got to play this in a little bit. You're from Philly?

[F]

Yeah, I am from Philly, of course.

[B]

But what's wrong with Philadelphia fans?

[F]

Well, Filavasco fans, they're okay. They are. I am up for myself. I am pissed for Steelers fan. Because Eagles. Eagles are okay. They win this one for by the spook, I believe because they these Eagles guys, they break my heart. They do break our heart a lot. You remember back in the. Back in the day, we always try to make it when we get there. Somebody always found a way to mess it up. But that's the way it is. You know, I am an Eagle fan. No, I like Eagles, but I am a Pittsburgh Steeler. We play more our style to play football. It is back root in the days that we go out there and rip your head off when we play football.

[B]

Okay. Will you take us out and took a break. Do you know how to do that?

[C]

Come.

[B]

We'll be back soon with more of the John Clay world.

[F]

We'll be back soon with the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear. He'd never keep a bird in a cage because they're not going to marinate themselves in this. If wrestling is fake, he'll kiss your ass after knocking your ass out with a folding metal chair. For his sweetheart's birthday, he bought her a razor and a diagram of the secondary commuter landing strip at Love Field. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty lot. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

We're back.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-ROKE LOVE LISTENING TO Y'.

[E]

ALL.

[B]

Presented by givemetheven.com I want to grab this. We've got. We've got Bob Floyd with a dope report. He just walked in. But real quick, Ron's been on hold for too long. Ron and Fort Worth. A 14 bins E350 with 61. Does it have a sport package?

[E]

It does. It's completely fully loaded.

[B]

So it's a E350 four door sedan. It's not a diesel, it's not a wagon, it's not a convertible, it's not a coupe.

[E]

That's correct. It's got a custom order brown and black leather interior, ashwood trim, panorama roof, LED light upgrade. It's got everything.

[B]

And it's a two wheel drive.

[E]

Correct.

[B]

What color is it again?

[E]

It is diamond white.

[B]

Okay, it's white. Got it. It's 20 grand.

[E]

Man, I owe 25 nine on it.

[B]

You buried Bud? Yeah, it's a 20 loaded. It's a 20 grand ride. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Raider Thomas and Irving. Do you have a comment?

[E]

Hey, yeah, I was just calling in about the Soul Hat song.

[B]

Yeah, and you're from Irving, not Austin. Did you used to live in Austin or something? How did you know the band?

[E]

Yeah, I went to UT.

[B]

There you go. Good for you. What are you, 43?

[E]

I am 43.

[B]

Isn't that weird? How did I know that? Just cause I know these things. Just because that was the time frame. I'm 45. I just knew if you were into Soul Hat back then. Anyway, cool. Thanks for in tuning tuning in Bob Floyd with today's dope report. Let's do Bob's entry bell.

[C]

Hey kids. Today's dope report comes with spring and full swing, baby. And that means many a backfield cannabis farmer faced a pleasant anomaly this year because anywhere south of the line from New Braunfels divider, well, germinated plants kept outdoors were a foot High by April 1 and started budding about a week ago. That means a big early crop of fair to sticky, fairly potent but immature low grade grass by the bucket load available at 40 to 75 dollars on the half ounce. And with cooler low pressure fronts now crossing the area, that's going to put a damper on anything coming out for the next six to eight weeks, creating a ticking time bomb of demand that's good for the growers for now, but bad for most periods. So the plan that pays best is to find those motivated sellers now at local marinas, nursery supply stores and fish and gun clubs. These guys are easy to spot. Obviously they'll be high on their own plentiful supply and readily approachable. And since you'll be buying in quantity, you'll notice that a hundred dollar bill will make them wither. Your typical hill country grower hasn't seen anything larger than a 20 since the cotton boll. So clean up at $100 on the oz. Make use of that chest freezer we recommended in January and sit tight. And when the supply numbers tank, you can resell at cha ching $45 on the quarter ounce for an 80% markup that no one will scoff at come summertime. And with spring break coming gone right along with the last of their Christmas money from grandma, college students across the region have gone from spending big on party supplies to once again making their own. And that's creating a new Serve in available quantities of synthetic ecstasy acid and fake opioids of every shape and color. And when our future leaders of tomorrow are fat, flat, blessed, broke, you'll be amazed at how you can stock up on some very exciting stuff as long as you buy in quantity. And remember, these items are nowhere near FDA approved. So don't let too much of any one chemical loose on the same crowd because your target clientele will be the typical blue collar 30 something high on the weekend. Okay. And there's only so much alternate reality that old Randy the roofer can take before he loses his full time gig and you're out one previously very enthusiastic buyer. Again. Stash and store is the key. And your Saturday nights are bound to get a lot more interesting in the bargain trip. Away you go, getter you. So remember to buy big, sell bigger and keep your vitamin C intake high. You'll thank me later. And that's our dope report for late spring. This is Bob Floyd and you keep token.

[F]

Hey, then you got the notes right there. You with the. Yeah. Did you write that down for me?

[B]

Thanks.

[F]

Report. I. I like it.

[C]

I got.

[F]

I think I'm going to invest in these things, you know, this is the trend now. Do you know that Mr. John Biter? You know who's John Biter?

[C]

No.

[B]

John by stay in the mic.

[D]

I don't know anybody.

[F]

Well, this gentleman, this gentleman, he used to be against this for a long time and then he changed his mind and now he's a new guy on this.

[C]

He's the biggest baner.

[F]

John Boehner.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

And that's something.

[C]

Former speaker of the House.

[F]

The former speaker of the House.

[C]

He's now working for a marijuana.

[B]

Absolutely.

[F]

He.

[B]

Uncle Norman ain't no dummy. Yeah, yeah.

[F]

He's back. He's one of us.

[C]

You think, you think. He used to cry before. Wait till he sees the sunset now.

[B]

That's right. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Randy the chipmunk has been gone all morning. He was supposed to be on earlier, but he's here. He is? What are you doing? Randy?

[F]

What's up?

[B]

Hey, guys. What's going on? Just chilling. I'm being real careful this morning. Springtime's crazy for the aminal world. A lot of things going on here. What the hell's going on?

[D]

Well, it's spring.

[B]

I mean, I'm chipmunk, right?

[D]

Right.

[B]

I'm pretty sensible. You don't see a lot of dead chipmunks in the street.

[D]

You don't. I wonder about that.

[B]

Squirrels go crazy.

[D]

They're all over the place.

[B]

Crazy.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

You can't. I've seen people. There's so many squirrels laying in the road. Just this morning, now this. Listen, I don't care particularly for squirrels.

[C]

No. Because they're lazy.

[D]

They're lazy and they steal. They're not. Well, they do steal and they don't save nuts. No.

[A]

So what we got in common?

[C]

Right?

[B]

Right. But why would you run out in the middle of the road?

[D]

I don't know why they do.

[B]

In the middle of the road. And dogs who I actually do like a lot.

[D]

You like dogs? Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Clean dogs, domesticated dogs with pretty collars. You got it running down the road. I'm out here on Forest park lane, right. Seeing this big beautiful golden Labrador retriever.

[D]

Oh, very nice.

[B]

Running across the road.

[D]

Forest Park Lane, Right. Of course. You wonder why? Yeah, man.

[B]

Somewhere between 30 and Victory Boulevard.

[D]

But he made it safe.

[A]

It's a long commute for a dog.

[D]

It is commute, yes.

[B]

They're all going to going crazy. We drive at night.

[D]

Everybody's house.

[B]

Rabbits, coons, possums, Right. Why don't they take a hint from the chipmunks?

[D]

Oh, you guys stay out of the damn road. You guys have it going on. For God's sake, man, don't do it easy.

[B]

We got sidewalks, we got parks, we got aldi supermarkets. There's lots of safe places to loiter.

[A]

And run around if you squirrel.

[B]

Why you want to be out in the road?

[D]

I never have figured out.

[A]

Runs out in the road and as.

[B]

Soon as he sees the car, he stops, looks at it. Right?

[D]

Look at it. I know.

[B]

Hi car boom. Hurts my feelings. It's just damn done. Unfortunate.

[D]

But it's one less squirrel you have to worry about.

[B]

Well, just stupid. I don't want him to die.

[D]

Oh, you know, I just want them.

[A]

To leave my nuts alone because a Buick.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Will eat your ass. Thank you, Randy. Be careful.

[C]

Y'.

[F]

All.

[D]

Happy springtime.

[B]

Oh God.

[D]

In the aminal world.

[B]

In the animal world. Patrick and Denton 08 150, 000 mile four wheel drive with leather crew cab Dodge truck with twenties is worth. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Five, maybe six grand if it's nice. Hey, you there? Patrick. Yeah. Five, six grand. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Chris in Houston 130,000 mile. Leather roof. 08 Camry's worth a couple thousand. Two to three thousand. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up and we'll buy that too. Okay. Chris.

[D]

All right, if we're losing, you go to john claywolf.com the stream buttons right at the very top because we'll lose some stations here at the top of the hour.

[B]

Yeah, we've go. Hour number four is going on in a podcast. John claywolf.com is our radio show page. John Clay Wolf show is our Facebook page. You can stream us. There's a button. Listen live for the next hour right now. And also the podcast will be up about 1 o'. Clock. We've got a couple thousand people a week to pull that down and we will see some of y' all later and some of you in just a minute. Give me the vin dot com.

[E]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening to y'. All.

[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmethevin.com.

[C]

Outstanding music.

[B]

This reminds me of Grand Theft Auto music.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

Have you played that much?

[C]

I really did. I. I was introduced to Grand Theft Auto through Vice City. Yeah, the old 80s Miami Vice looking one. I bought that for $9 in 2005 when it was like 15 year old game and played the hell out.

[B]

I loved it. I need to play the newest version. I haven't done a long time. I've got these kids and I don't want to have it in the house.

[C]

I understand. It's really not suitable.

[B]

Fortnite is a video game that that generation has gone bonkers over.

[C]

What is that? I hear it everywhere.

[B]

I don't even know. I watch them play. It's just a perspective point of view game. I. I don't know what they're doing. They're just going room to room and killing this and swapping that. I don't think they're really killing anything. I think. I don't know what it is. I have no idea.

[C]

All I know, and I got this straight from my son who knows his Xbox games, is that you cannot pause Fortnite Night. That's all I know. Can you guys pause? Can you talk for a while? One thing, dad, you can't pause Fortnite, man.

[B]

John in Fort Worth.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

07 Chevy HHR. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[E]

Automatic.

[B]

Average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Extra clean.

[B]

Okay. That body style is very unpopular. Kind of like PT Cruisers. Not trying to.

[E]

No, it's not. It's nothing like a PT Cruiser because it. One of the major reasons why I purchased it originally new is because of all the cargo space, the rear seats fold down. They don't just Fold down partially. They fold down flat, and I have mucho cargo space.

[B]

Okay. It's not the panel van, though, right? They made the panel version. Is it the passenger version or the panel side or the one with the.

[E]

No, it's the passenger.

[B]

Okay. It's $3,000 is what it is.

[E]

How much?

[B]

3,000. Really?

[E]

And I'm under 50, pal. I'm 49. I'm 40. 49 in chain.

[B]

It's just a demand thing. There's just not a lot of people wanting to buy them.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

But I will write a check for 3,000. If you decide you want to sell it, you just go to givemetheven.com and that number's not going to change for a while. That. That thing's pretty much fully depreciated for the next few years.

[E]

I see.

[B]

All right, thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. what's going on in the news?

[D]

What is going on? Glad you asked me, John. We've talked about the Kim Jong thing all week, and of course, he's doing a lot of traveling now. Now he's a big guy. Now he's a big star. North Korea, South Korea being buddies, they're walking down the thing, they're shaking hands, they're high five. It looks like a football game. He's actually. Do you realize he travels with his. I don't know why this caught me as funny. He travels with his own toilet everywhere he goes.

[B]

Like a little kid toilet. Like Fisher Price.

[D]

Exactly. Ken has agreed to poopy bowl, have a seat at the table. However, he is reportedly refusing to choosing to sit on any of the summit's public toilets rather than using a public restroom. The leader of North Korea has a personal toilet that follows him around everywhere he travels. Not so much for a cleanliness, but it's a little ramp. So he didn't have his little feet dangling.

[B]

Dangling. Now here, I've got a question, and this is gross, and I'm sorry, I'm going to gross everybody. And Houston can answer this because Houston is a smorgasbord of every culture in the world. Do Indians. Am I saying it right? Indians, India, India, Pakistani, not Oklahoma Indians. Do they wipe their butt with their hand?

[C]

Oh, Lord.

[D]

You really did that.

[B]

I'm telling you, this came up the other day.

[D]

I know, I know.

[B]

And this guy's trying to tell me that that's still the deal over there. And I was like, there's no way. There's just no way.

[D]

Way.

[B]

And that's why they don't shake hands because it's filthy nasty. What brought all this up was the auction food that we serve to our buyers. We have these breakfast burritos and all the Arabic guys are saying, hey, is there any pork in there? Is there any pork in there? And Brandon's like, no, no, no, it's just bacon. But. But that brought up some of the culture differences. I'm like, are they really against eating a pig? I mean, is it really is? I just thought that that was old school. And he said, no, they still wipe their butt with their hand. If anybody knows the truth on this.

[F]

Matter, it is like Confucius says, you go to bed with itchy butt, you will get up in the morning with a smelly fingers.

[D]

Can we have any more bumper sticker jokes on this show today? That's how it works out. Laughing. You're feeding this, John. You're feeding this.

[C]

You know, I've wondered for years when.

[B]

The phrase 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. What?

[C]

I've wondered for years when the phrase butt finger was going to make its way onto this program.

[B]

Bad Finger is a great band from the 70s. Baby Blue.

[C]

Yes, they are.

[B]

I wonder if that's what they were singing about. If you go to bed with itchy.

[D]

Body, you're not going to say it again, right?

[B]

You wake up up with the stinky fingers.

[F]

Amen to that. That's Confucius in there. That's, that's, that's wisdom.

[B]

800, 800 radio. For any of those in the know and they could straighten me out and give me the verdict on that topic.

[D]

Speaking. We touched on this earlier, speaking of whatever that was we were just talking about for today, we'll make it a clean slate. This week, announced it's going to phase out most of its cars. We talked about this. In North America, the auto giant will transition to just two vehicles. We will not let and Uncle Norman tell us what the other vehicle is. One of them is the Mustang and one of them is the Ford Focus Active citing a reduction in consumer demand and product profitability. Ford is turning in. It's basically, they're saying, you know what? We're going to do the trucks, we're going to do the Mustang and we're going to do the Ford Focus Bronco.

[B]

Has been released, though. God, you ought to see the picture.

[D]

Am I for guy?

[F]

Anyway, you are Ford guy, absolutely.

[D]

So you are you having the sport.

[F]

Is the way to go. Ladies and gentlemen, from a guy who knows you buy. You got a lot of More bang for your buck.

[D]

So don't you bother you that they have all these recalls with cars with the steering wheels coming off in your hand and.

[F]

No, you're talking about Chevy.

[D]

No.

[F]

Problems.

[D]

I'm talking about Fords actual headline this week. This is an actual headline. I'm not making. Making this one up. From USA Today. Clouds above Uranus smell like farts and rotten eggs. Oxford researchers declare.

[B]

Sounds like one of Norman's Bumper Jones does.

[D]

But it's not. This is a true story. As if the name of the planet wasn't enough, scientists recently discovered that the planet basically smells like farts.

[B]

University of Oxford Uranus smells like farts.

[D]

Discovered clouds of hydrogen sulfide spreading across the planet and they say basically. Basically, of course you'd freeze to death before you ever got down there. But they say, believe it or not, this is an Oxford University research study and it came out in USA Today.

[F]

Go global warming. That's what I'm going to end it up. It's going to get a stink at a stinker. We have to wear boots now.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

What's Hannah doing here?

[B]

What's your. What's your. What do you think of Uranus?

[C]

I'm looking at your telescope.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh my God. Look at Uranus.

[D]

All right. Okay. That's a planet. You know that, right? You know it's a planet. All right. Students at the University of Utah are gonna have the opportunity to relieve stress during final week by ready locking themselves in the school's cry closet for a short period of time.

[B]

Get out of here.

[D]

I'm not making this up either. A small room in the middle of the Marriott library on the Salt Lake City campus features a narrow door with a door, dark lining of a plush floor and stuffed animals inside. These are college kids, by the way. The notice on the door reads, a safe place for stressed out students. This space is meant to provide a place for students studying for finals and to take a 10 minute break. Just can't wait for these kids to get out of school and find out there's no. There are no cry closets. Maybe at the unemployment line that's where your cry closet is going to be.

[C]

When did that start?

[B]

When your lone star card is tapped out.

[D]

It started when they. When they lost the election and they all had to have a week off.

[C]

No, I mean cry closets. Did that just start?

[D]

This just happened this week.

[B]

The Crying Game. That was the cry closet.

[D]

A whole different thing.

[B]

When he realized he was a man. Yeah, that was weird. That was weird. Gary in oklahoma07h3 with a $20 on it. Average rough for clean. Is this Hummer average rough or clean?

[E]

Very clean.

[B]

Does it have the piping around the seats and the silver, the chrome door handles and chrome mirrors, which is a luxury package.

[E]

Has the. On the outside, yes.

[B]

So the, the. Does it have a chrome package? Chrome door handles, chrome mirrors?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay, then it doesn't have what I'm talking about. Is it leather or cloth?

[E]

It's cloth. The doors are leather, but the, the seats are cloth.

[B]

Okay, it's six screen. Okay, I'll give it six grand. Go give me the VIN dot com. Load it up. We'll buy it. 800. 800-7234. Braun and Dustin dust. Dusan. Is it Dusan, Louisiana? There you go. What are you near? What, what, what cities? What's the big city? That's close by.

[E]

I have Lafayette and Crowley.

[B]

Crowley is not a big city. And neither is Jennings. Neither is Jennings. Well, you know, we go to town, we go to Crowley. I know where that is.

[E]

That's all right.

[B]

Oh, wow. It's a 12 ram, half ton V8, four wheel drive. Of course it's four wheel drive. You're in Louisiana. It wouldn't. Wouldn't have it any other way. They take your hunting license away. Otherwise. Is it a 4.7 or the big V8?

[E]

The big V8. 5. 7.

[B]

Okay. And it has a leather roof. Nav. Is it a. Is it a Longhorn package?

[E]

No, it's unlimited.

[B]

Okay. How many miles?

[E]

76 average.

[B]

Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[B]

What color?

[E]

Silver. Black tinted. Windows. Leveling hit.

[B]

Does 20 grand buy it?

[E]

Oh, I was looking for payoff.

[B]

What's payoff?

[E]

24. 6.

[B]

I'll give 22.

[E]

22. Okay, a couple of other questions I have. I also have a 01 Saturn SLS.

[B]

Throw it in the trash can. What else?

[E]

I'm also. Whenever I do get rid of that truck, I'll just kind of be your recommendation. What? I'm looking for a diesel 3/4 ton Cummins. Always, always coming.

[B]

I ain't stroking, I'm coming. I hear you.

[E]

Well, that's why I was kind of leaning. I couldn't decide on which one. So I just wanted your recommendation. What should I go with?

[B]

Cummins? It's just the best. Okay. I know. I love Fords. I drive them all in the Duramax. And everybody's a hard lover of different segments, but I just. Something about that long stroke six inline six. Like when you turn it off, it sounds like you're in a big rig. The Pressure on the turbos. Like it's just, it makes you feel, like, it makes you feel like a man.

[E]

And you got someone that you got for sale?

[B]

No, I don't sell cars to the public. I don't even have a license to do so.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

We just buy. I'm a buyer, I'm a redistributor. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a remarketer of cars. We make 300, 400 depending per car and we sell a couple thousand. I mean, we do a big business. We sell cars to the dealers. So I buy, you know, 500 a week and I sell 500 a week and I sell them to the dealers.

[E]

All right, well, I appreciate your time.

[B]

Thanks, man. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What else in the news? J.D.

[D]

Let me look here. How about this? A woman from Argentina accused of cutting off her boyfriend's happy place with gardening scissors. She said she was provoked because he showed his friends a homemade bedroom video they had made.

[B]

Clean cut or just a damaged?

[D]

It wasn't actually clean cut. However, she does have a good defense weighed up. Brenda Bartini is her name, 26, is serving imprisonment time without bail.

[B]

Was she a teacher? Ahead of local elementary school?

[D]

Ahead of her trial says that she suffered great psychological harm because of the leaked videotape. She, this is her quote. I did cut off his happy place, but not completely. It was only 90%. I just injured him. That was her rationalization and her defense will be sheer madness.

[B]

But like, did she cut it off to where it was like a separation and like you could hold it in a different hand?

[D]

Yes, absolutely. Not 90 of that.

[B]

How much blood would fly out?

[D]

A lot. Well, Lorena Bobba didn't. You know, we know what happened there. But she actually threw it out the window on the way.

[C]

Yeah, guy nearly died. It's a horrible thing.

[F]

Imagine that you. You're sleeping and when you get up you get that kind of surprise and she's looking at you and saying, it's mine, it's mine. And you've been giving it away.

[D]

I love how she.

[F]

The ghost, man, they're crazy.

[D]

Like she suffered great psychological harm because of the tape. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Will she go to hell for that?

[D]

No, no, no, no.

[B]

I think she should. But. But Baba, you're a biblical analyst. Is that a hellish act?

[D]

Ah, fops like me don't believe in.

[C]

Hell according to the. To the Paulian approach, Probably. Yeah. It's a, it's a heinous crime.

[B]

I have A question. In the 70s, 80s, our childhood, are there. Do you think there's more tithing going on today than there was 30 years ago? More tithing because there's more churches and there's larger churches. It seems like the church, you know, the rock band church thing has really caught on. I think more people. This is a heart. Ah, I don't know. So let me ask this question. Either one, but there weren't multi.

[D]

Multi million dollar church.

[B]

Do you think that a higher or lower percentage of the population attends monthly church or weekly church at this point than. Than the 70s?

[C]

That's a statistical fact. It's lower.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Fewer people are practicing weekly in that.

[B]

Way because there seems to be more church. Maybe it's Facebook that brings it to light. No pun, but. But there's a lot more. You're a member of one of those rock churches, aren't you?

[D]

Not really, but. Okay, but I know what you're saying. I have been to them. Yes.

[B]

Like Poisons playing tonight at 7 o'.

[C]

Clock. Or they might as well be.

[D]

It would be Striper. It wouldn't be Poison.

[B]

We have. Axl Rose is in the studio this morning.

[D]

Oh, man. Is he gone Christian? He hasn't.

[B]

He's going to send some. Sing some hymns for us because he's going over to the Bible church after the show.

[D]

Oh, he has a show in town?

[B]

Yeah. Oh, man. But it. But, but, but it's all the. The admission price is 10%.

[C]

The Lord compel you.

[F]

The Lord compel you.

[B]

Just you. You give us. I don't really have any beds for you, Axel. Good morning, Axel. How are you? Oh, hey, welcome to Saturday, everybody.

[C]

Time to party.

[D]

Naked. No, wait a minute. I thought you were going to church on Sunday.

[C]

I don't go to church on Saturday. No, it's Party Naked day.

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[D]

Give me some tequila.

[B]

Can you give us some samples of your hymns?

[C]

Hand me $40.

[B]

Here you go. Here's $40. There you go.

[C]

I can't think of any John.

[B]

Then how are you going to do this tomorrow?

[C]

I'm too damn high to sing gospel.

[D]

Oh, but Amazing Grace. We all know that one.

[C]

Amazing Grace.

[D]

There we go. Oh, how sweet the sound.

[C]

What sweet.

[D]

Saved a wretch like me.

[B]

Do you know Onward Christian Soldiers?

[D]

What's that?

[B]

It's a good hymn.

[D]

How are you gonna do this show at church?

[B]

What hymns do you know, Axel?

[C]

When I get up Sunday morning, I pray to God, baby and he gives me the songs he writes the songs that make the whole world Sing.

[B]

Oh, all right.

[C]

He makes the little girls cry. Cry for Jesus.

[B]

Oh, wow, that's. I'm gonna get baptized, baby. Ooh, you're in the water, baby.

[C]

Just look back over your shoulder, honey.

[B]

Ooh. How was the money rake back on the last tour?

[C]

Oh, I made a hundred thousand.

[B]

That's it.

[C]

By May of 2017. And Mr. Brownstone wouldn't leave me alone, baby. Give me $20.

[B]

Clayton and Lake Charles. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning, brother. How you doing?

[B]

I'm good. Just having a little fun. Oh, is this your first week to ever listen to us or you? Are we part of your Saturday routine?

[E]

You're part of my Saturday routine when I get a Saturday off. That's for sure.

[B]

What do you do?

[E]

Work in the refineries?

[B]

Gotcha. In Lake Charles or in Beaumont?

[E]

I'm in Lake Charles, but I'm working over in Sulphur.

[B]

06 infinity G35. Is it a two door or four door?

[E]

Two door.

[B]

128 on the clock. Average, rough or clean?

[E]

I'd say it's between average and clean.

[B]

What color?

[E]

It's red.

[B]

It's three to four thousand dollars. All depends on how nice she is. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send us some pictures and we'll send.

[E]

You an offer letter for brother. Quick question on. I gotta also have a 200414 single wheel F350.

[B]

I've got 2 seconds before I gotta go. Will you load that one into the website too? The computer will bid it real time. I mean this. You could just use your license plate number if you don't want to write down your vin. But I gotta go out right now. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. The radio, the numbers. 800. 800 radio it is. What time is it? It's time to go.

[D]

It is 1125 Central.

[B]

1125 Central. And we will be here till. No. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethe. Vin.com coming up.

[A]

We outbid them [e-mail] and to prove it, if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you a hundred bucks straight up and down. Givemethe vin.com 45 seconds. Load your car in, get an offer. We'll come to your doorstep and pay you right there. Or pay off your payoff. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we pay you $100. Look at our reviews online. Google givemethevin.com and see it for yourself. It's awesome.

[C]

Sell off your car. Give me the vin.com. so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

Give me the vingivein.com. and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. The hell is this? Did Uncle Normie get into the program? Log Norman. What are we listening to?

[F]

That is Tito Nieves. That's a real salsa. That's what we. We down here in the Caribbean likes to listen to.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Yeah, that's good stuff. You should get into it.

[D]

You get we down here in the.

[C]

We.

[B]

We're in Texas.

[F]

Texas is good. Texas is never go hunting with you. Snipe hunting. That's what I will never do again.

[C]

But it's like, you can. You can take the fella out of.

[D]

The Caribbean, but you can.

[C]

You'll never get the Caribbean out of the fella that's too.

[F]

You don't want to see me driving a Chevy, though.

[D]

But what was up with you guys?

[C]

I don't think we should allow all this Chevrolet bashing on this program.

[B]

I'm kind of a GM man. I love Dodge Cummins, but. But I like. I like gm. What. What. What's up with.

[F]

Well, I. I've been. I've been in Texas for a year, and I. I noticed one thing. Every time that I drive by, I look on the parking spaces, you know, I see on the houses they got two, three pickup trucks. And I thought to myself, why family needs to repick up trucks? And I asked myself, wow, this is interesting. I never see that back at home. Back at home, we just have one truck, and we use it once in a while. It is like me, let's put it this way. And the way that you guys think is like me. I. I got a suitcase and I'm dragging it around. So I came here. I see Babo. Hey, Babo, how you doing? And Babo tell me, hey, why do you got a suitcase with you? And I will tell him, hey, you never know, I might need to carry something. So that's the same way you think about a truck. You got three trucks. Hey, you never know. I might need it for something. But I look at them, they're all empty. So somebody had to tell me, what is the train of thought in this? Can you. Somebody can explain me this one?

[B]

Parts.

[D]

Parts.

[B]

Actually, the train of thought is. So, like, these are the guys that call into the show, and we offer them 3,500 for their old truck. And they said, I'd rather die. There's no way I'd rather keep it. Okay, so then they keep it and they park it and grass grows under it. And then they get, they run their next truck out and it has 200,000 miles on it. And we offer them $3,000 for it, you know, 10 years later. And they say, go to hell, I'd rather die. So then they park that one next to the other one. And that's what you're seeing is a bunch of hard ass redneck mentality. That's what that's. So proud of their automobile. It's their horse. Right? Okay, so in the day your horse was your deal. Now it's your truck. And when you put a value on the old horse, it hurts their feelings. They'd rather just take the horse and keep it and let it out to pasture and they just never sell it. And then they'll pull parts off of it to keep the other one going. Okay, Cannibalism.

[C]

See, I thought that was going to be another Chevrolet bashing story. Like, like these, these Chevrolets or suitcases or something.

[F]

Well, now, Chevrolet.

[B]

Get in that mic. Touch your lips again.

[F]

If you want to buy a Chevy, that's fine with you.

[C]

Yeah, I want to buy a Chevy.

[F]

But let me tell you one thing. Ford will give you a better truck for the same amount of money.

[C]

Better in what way, by the way?

[F]

Well, let's put it simple. When you buy a Chevy truck, you have to ask them, you have to tell them, hey, that I'm gonna get disc brakes in the back or not. Not because they're drum brakes too. So these brakes, they're better brakes. There's, this is being known, there's all.

[C]

The mechanical stuff and of course there's style on the outside, stupid mechanical stuff. But sooner or later, if you're going to go anywhere, if you're going to go anywhere, you got to sit inside the thing, okay? And you know who makes an interior that I want to sit in?

[F]

Oh, Chevy.

[C]

Chevrolet. Oh, good for you. Yeah, you can take all your Nissans and Hondas and Toyotas, okay, shove them up here. Not to mention just almost anything mopar and you can have it because I'm gonna sit in the Chevrolet.

[F]

Oh, chevrolet.

[C]

Okay, that's good.

[B]

350 turbo 500 transmission combo. You can't beat it as far as longevity.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, I've seen them with 600, 000 miles.

[F]

The only thing that I will give it to chevy is that 350 engine. The LS1, that car, car that, you know, the Chevy doesn't want to build an engine that is overhead cams. It has To.

[B]

Because they fall apart.

[F]

It is because he stays.

[B]

Well, that's why Ford has all that noise. Arbitrated engine noise. Arbitrated engine noise. I mean, how many times we heard that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Five, four. Tick.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Well, it's like a Hemi. Always have that tick, too. The Hemi has the. The injectors that are loud all the time. And everybody doesn't like that.

[B]

Is that what they're hearing?

[F]

The injectors? Yeah, the injectors. They're loud up there.

[B]

It's the injector.

[F]

It is the injectors.

[D]

Injectors, everybody.

[B]

Hector the injector. Get them every time. Info on bestiality laws. Joe and Garland, good morning.

[E]

Hello.

[B]

Hello.

[F]

Hello.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

Yeah, basically, from what I understand of it, it's the crimes against nature law. And it states that the unnatural carnal copulation by any human being with another of the same sex or opposite sex or an animal. And so they're clarifying that they only want bestiality to be illegal and not all the other things.

[B]

Oh. So, okay.

[E]

But so, so basically what it boils down to is like you and your wife. Missionary only.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Okay. And the funny thing is, there's still.

[B]

I'm more of a canine kind of guy myself, you know, That's.

[E]

That's basically what it's about. And those 10 that abstained.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

They want to keep the law as it is because it also includes homosexuality. As far as I understand it, in New Orleans.

[B]

I mean. Good Lord. The centrifuge of homosexuality.

[E]

Yeah, well, you know, I mean, politicians.

[C]

But in New Orleans, if it's legal, you don't want to be seen doing it anyway.

[F]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Dude, I have seen doing it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

In the street. I have. In the bars. Literally right there.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I mean, just right in front of you. It's the damn thing.

[C]

Because legal just ain't cool.

[B]

Goat Boy, Goat Boy, Goat Boy, get over here to tell me what your take is on all this.

[C]

There you guys talking, man.

[B]

Good morning. Go, boy.

[C]

This thing with the law in Louisiana.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They don't know what they're talking about. What? Cuz I've been there.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Hey, man.

[D]

Yeah. When I got out of rehab, they.

[C]

Put me down the halfway house. These kids from. From the start, you know, when they kick them out of school, right. They have to go to this alternative school, right? And their lunch break is like. Like three hours.

[B]

Really?

[C]

These guys came over.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, no.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Entertainment.

[C]

I'm trying to take a nap.

[D]

But that didn't work out in the.

[C]

Back of this El Camino.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

I wake up and they're all over me. Four of them. I said, what are you doing? What's going on? They said. You know what they said?

[D]

What they say?

[C]

They said, we're trying to get some milk.

[B]

Milk homos.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Homogenized is what you're saying.

[C]

They jumped right on me, man.

[D]

Oh, man. I'm so sorry.

[C]

Right in the back of an El Camino.

[D]

Very traumatic.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They need to fix that law.

[B]

Thank you. Go, boy.

[C]

It's like it was my fault. Now I feel like crap.

[D]

It's not your fault.

[B]

It feels like.

[C]

What?

[B]

Crap.

[C]

Nobody came to help. And I'm screaming, screaming, screaming. No, don't. Don't. Stop.

[D]

I got it.

[B]

Help.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Help.

[D]

We get it.

[B]

Good boy. Are you. Your boy. So why would they try to get milk off of you, boy?

[C]

I'm a full grown man.

[B]

But. But you can't milk a man.

[C]

I know. That was their excuse.

[D]

Very dangerous.

[C]

I'll never go back to De Quincey again.

[F]

You're going though.

[C]

It puts a lot of hurt in your heart.

[B]

Mitchell and LA 07 Chrysler 300. And this is a perfect example of a car that has no afterlife. Zero. When this car and this engine and this transmission get this many miles on it, it is. It is disposable. Like the camera. You buy it, stop and go. And it tastes great. I think it's a 500 car. Maybe a thousand.

[E]

You guys, you got that room looks nice. I mean, I told Daphne that last night.

[B]

Is this Goat Boy's uncle? I can't hear. Or this is rhythm and blues. I can't understand what you're saying. I don't know.

[C]

What was that?

[B]

I don't know, man. People, man, they're just weird. I love it.

[C]

I love it.

[B]

That's what's so fun about this show in the network we have now. And you hear all these different accents and personalities.

[D]

And we're not that bigger and better every day. Every day is fun.

[B]

The. The coloring from Louisiana is. Is what's special. If we could just have the food sent up here. We just need somebody. Hey, Don's. Or one of you guys. If y' all start sending us some grub. I know you have a ship out deal. I'll plug you. Not like Goat Boy plug you, but.

[D]

I want a lot of radio stations.

[B]

I'll. I'll get. I'll give you some plugs.

[C]

That's what we're doing.

[B]

Don's Food Meat. Specialty meats. He needs to send a Saturday morning Gear and we'll give it. We'll get his. We'll get the rest of the people in network knowing what, what, what he has.

[C]

Don.

[B]

Dudes, he just makes that badass Cajun food and it like boudin.

[C]

And get some boudin.

[B]

Oh, it's good. It's real good.

[D]

I'm trying to look the website up.

[C]

My daughter graduated high school actually in De Quincey, Louisiana. And I came back and they sent me with like 8 pounds of boudin stuck in the freezer. Once in a while, I'd take out a log or two, cook it up. Ah, here it is.

[F]

Never had it before.

[D]

Don's Specialty Meats Dot com.

[B]

Yeah, it's really good. His mail order business is bigger than his in person business.

[D]

Paid for it.

[B]

And the big one's pretty big. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hey, hey, hey, you're on the air. Hello?

[E]

Hi.

[B]

Hello.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, I was calling trying to get a. Get an estimate for a car I have.

[B]

What have you got? I have a.

[E]

It's a 2007 Chrysler 300, the touring model.

[B]

It's the one with 180,000 miles on it we were talking about a minute ago.

[E]

That's the one.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

We got disconnected.

[B]

Well, I. I think it's. I was telling you, it's kind of a throwaway car at this point with that many miles on it doesn't. It's a thousand bucks.

[E]

Yeah, well, I was. I mean, that's not shocking to me. That's sort of what I expected. But I just. I wanted to talk to you guys.

[B]

Do you want to sell it?

[E]

Yeah. Yeah, actually, I do.

[B]

Okay, well then go to. Give me the vi n. Givemetheven.com put the plate number into the VIN number and it'll load the file up. Say you talk to me on the radio and we'll get an official offer letter sent over after we get the pictures and get the car bought, picked up and skinned and paid.

[E]

Okay, I can do. I can do all that. Do I just go.

[B]

Just go to givemetheven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Anything else in the news?

[C]

J.

[D]

Why we do actually. Let me see what else we have here. It is the secret we're all trying to unlock. How to live longer and have a happier life. Science has found the key. Now, for men anyway. Are you ready? The average life expectancy for a man, 79. And women are expected to live to about 82. But according to the medical Daily man can boost his life expectations, life expectancy by staring at a woman's attributes.

[C]

Daily.

[B]

What Daily?

[D]

Daily.

[B]

Daily.

[F]

Did I feel like a 15 year old boy?

[D]

It may seem like an inconvenience or an invasion of privacy to many women, but actually staring at ladies, they're lifesavers, can create a positive mindset. And research found that positive mindset can actually add years to your life. So staring at those daily can actually.

[B]

Now, can a grindy ass woman take years off your life?

[D]

Well, getting caught staring at them can.

[B]

I'm talking about something else. Part of the problem if they're grinding on you.

[F]

Oh yeah.

[D]

That can. Yes. Take years off.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Or just so shut up and show me your boobs is. This is the new story.

[D]

I didn't want to say it that way. But you did. That's a good thing.

[B]

I love my wife.

[D]

I know you do. She's a lovely, lovely lady with a cool family.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

To abba, I mean, you got money coming in from everywhere. The ABBA money, her money. I know it's her money. I know. But AB is now going on tour. They got new albums out.

[C]

The ABBA money is our money.

[B]

Really? Well, I mean our money.

[C]

Well, to you, I'm saying.

[B]

I hear what you're saying.

[C]

Your money's our money.

[B]

Our money.

[C]

Yeah. I can't stop thinking about that Chrysler.

[D]

What Chrysler?

[C]

Old ass, mild out Chrysler.

[F]

Yeah, how, how inherent these.

[C]

You know what?

[F]

I am not. I am not that happy.

[C]

Hey, man, those old Chryslers taste great.

[D]

You eat, you eat them.

[C]

Hey, I'm a goat boy.

[B]

Why do goats eat cars? I don't know.

[C]

What's that about?

[B]

And they walk all over them and screw them all up. I've seen it so many times. Little goat hooves all over the trunk and the hood.

[C]

Oh, yeah, you remember the old Adam Sandler bit about the goat that sits in the back of a guy's truck the kids, kids go over and talk to. Yeah, that old man beats the hell.

[B]

Out of me every day.

[C]

You gotta hear that sometimes.

[B]

Oh, if you want to get a quick bit on your car, call 800-800-7234. I preface that with if you just want an opinion or you're just looking for the value, go to givemetheven.com. save the phone calls into the show on the air for people who are ready to do a deal because that's what's much more interesting to the listeners is when we're negotiating with live bullets and there's actually a deal going down. Anybody can just Talk about numbers. But we want to buy them. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Morning.

[B]

What you got?

[E]

2015 Jeep Wrangler.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

50,000 miles.

[B]

Which one, sport? Rubicon hard top. Four door. Two door.

[E]

Four door.

[B]

Lifted. No, 15 model. 15 model. What color?

[E]

Red.

[B]

Automatic?

[E]

Yep.

[B]

Black top, black door handles. Or is it red?

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Black top, Black door handles.

[B]

50,000 miles. No leather, no navigation.

[E]

One catch. One catch.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Blood title.

[B]

Yeah. Probably 8,000.

[E]

Eight. Yeah, come on.

[B]

I mean, it's 20 straight. Cut it in half. What, 10?

[E]

20 straight. Eight. You can't do that.

[B]

Eight to 10. Would 10 buy it?

[E]

No.

[B]

Yeah. See, I mean, I've still got to sell this thing, man. It's just. It's not financeable. You know, the hustle. They got to pay cash for it, and then there's no warranty and everybody scares the hell out of them. And you know, when they're talking their friends about it. Oh, no, no, no. So, yeah. You got a real. Yeah.

[E]

Well, I wouldn't have bought if I take a flood. Got it.

[B]

I take a flood car and cut the price in half. Same with recon titles. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the air. Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

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Hear us out. We beat [e-mail] the quicker you can get that message across in your mind, the less money we have to spend on advertising. And we can even put more money in buying your cars. @givemethevin.com we are the newest. We are the biggest. We are the baddest online car buyer in the South. GiveMeTheVin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100.

[C]

Sell us your car. He's not a member of the mile high club because two entrees and four drink refills doesn't leave enough time for quality foreplay. He didn't catch metallica at cowboys stadium because if he's going to pay a couple hundred for a sausage fest, he'd prefer to see an actual game. His favorite six flags experience. Wet girls coming off the log, Flume ride, boobies. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Give me the vid dot com.

[E]

You guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome. Love listening To y'. All.

[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Gimme the Vintage. That was such a prick move in Oklahoma City.

[C]

What was? Oh, that.

[B]

So we canceled our Oklahoma City affiliate. Gave him Nice two weeks notice.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

Like you're supposed to.

[B]

Actually gave him six weeks notice and said, we're negotiating with the Cat in. In Oklahoma City.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Heads up. Very, very professional.

[D]

Were we on the Cat?

[B]

No, we're on the Brew.

[C]

The Brew.

[B]

And we're talking about moving to another station because they have four times the listeners gotcha like, it's the best station in state of Oklahoma.

[D]

So they got there. We're gonna date your prettier sister.

[B]

But we do a lot of business with these guys in different. I mean, we're on, you know, the 925. Okay. The buzz in Houston.

[D]

Same company.

[B]

Yeah. We're on a lot of their stations. That's why I was being nice about it and being professional about it because I didn't want to influence any of our other relationships.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And so this. Today was our last day on the Brew. And I was not going to mention that we're going to the Cat because that would be trashy.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

To be, you know, telling all their listeners where we're going. So we put it on the Facebook page. And I was just gonna say, hey, there's some show changes coming up. You can see on the Facebook page. It's a nice way to do it. They canceled. They just killed us.

[D]

They killed us.

[B]

They turned it off. Everybody's blowing up this morning. Why aren't you y' all on? Why aren't y' all on? Why aren't y' all on? I could have been on the Cat today.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

You hadn't told him. Oh, you mean the other station. Yeah, the new one. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You waited because you were doing the right.

[B]

I was doing the right thing. I could. We could. They wanted us to start today and I said, no, I need to wait and do this right. That's a prick move. Typical Oklahoma bs. Wow.

[D]

Think it's just Oklahoma.

[B]

If I was in Texas, a radio. If I wasn't Texan, they would. Would have treated me differently.

[D]

It's because you're Texan.

[B]

Yeah, it's because I'm a Texan.

[D]

I got you. It's all about discrimination.

[B]

It is. It is. I'm not an Indian. Doesn't mean you can push me around.

[D]

It goes back generations.

[C]

I'll tell you, though, John, it's never wrong to do the right thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Sometimes it's it's like that, you know, no good deed goes unpunished, Right. I know you've heard that. It's never wrong to do the right thing. You just take the blows as they come.

[B]

If you would have told me yesterday we were going to be off, I'd have just called the cat and said, let's start in the morning.

[D]

Sure.

[C]

And they'd say, sure, they were, they.

[B]

Were pushing for it. And I said, no, I'm gonna, I just give him the notice. Do it right.

[D]

Didn't find out till this morning. Somebody called and said, hey, how come you're not on?

[B]

So I called during a break. I called my, my person there. I said, cussing, what the hell is going on? And they said, they're being jerks and their butt hurt, like, whatever. I mean, we got, we got an opportunity to go to a 12 share station, right? The number one station in the whole state, the, you know, the heritage rocker of the whole state of Oklahoma. And we took it. You know, when we were trying to get on the brew years ago, they were telling me we were, you know, all the reasons we shouldn't and we can't. They're being bitches about even getting on. And then they carried our number four. Yeah, it's always the same thing. Every time we started a station, you know, the coolest one, the best guys that we work with that are the, the most welcoming. There's a lot of them. But, but one from the beginning, from day one has been the Eagle in Baton Rouge.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yes. They asked us to come aboard.

[D]

Nice.

[B]

And they're really very, very, very welcoming. We need to get down there more. We need to meet our. We need to do a listener party down there.

[C]

Absolutely.

[B]

Every time. The Cat in Oklahoma City is kind of like the Eagle dental in South Louisiana. It's just the powerhouse. I mean, everybody's on it.

[A]

Everybody.

[B]

And, and being on these great stations is just such a compliment to what we do. And in, in Midland, that's a badass station too. Actually. They've been pretty welcoming too. All, all these, everybody's been pretty good lately. The past few years after they've gotten us out of the crackhead column. Sure. You know, finally we earned our stripes somehow. And all these new affiliates, we've got Corpus, Austin, San Antonio, there's a lot of them. But this California thing, man, I'm worried about why. I mean, we're on a lot of stations. I'm worried to death about Los Angeles.

[D]

I don't know, no reason, just the logistics because you got to admit the highway system, there's kind of a nightmare.

[B]

I just. I just don't think they're gonna like us cuz we're such a holes.

[D]

I mean, come on, it's California.

[B]

But they're a bunch of libs, man. And we're just not that way.

[D]

That is true. We're not that.

[B]

You know that they're going to start firing. I mean, they get all freaked out quick and we're. We. We give them some reason to get freaked out. I mean, Goat boy, they're gonna get mad about. Oh my God, they'll get mad about all of it.

[D]

You watch Saturday night.

[B]

We're gonna get kicked off of Los Angeles before we even get on. All right, we gotta go. We'll be back soon. Go to give me the VIN if you want to sell the car. Other than that, we'll see you next Saturday. John Claywolf.com is where the podcast is hidden. It's on itunes. It'll be up in an hour. Thanks, guys.

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