#147 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #147 (February 13, 2026)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVin.com, is a lively mash-up of car talk, personal stories, show shenanigans, and irreverent banter about sports, music, outrageous news, and more. John and his crew blend hard-edged dealer negotiations with wild, offbeat characters, candid discussions about addiction, radio business drama, and an ongoing comedy of everyday life—no topic is too strange or off-limits, provided it stays clear of FCC fines.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Radio Affiliate Drama and Negotiation Gone Wild

• Segment: [07:09 – 14:38]
• John Clay Wolfe details recent disputes with radio stations in Kansas City and Oklahoma City over time slots and contracts, providing insight into the radio business’s unpredictability.
  • Quote, John Clay Wolfe [07:38]: “Sometimes you just got to put your foot down. Sometimes you just gotta say, no, no, you’re gonna do what you said you’re gonna do. Or we ain’t gonna do a goddamn thing at all.”
• John stands firm: after being "bait-and-switched" on air time, he pulls the show from certain markets, choosing integrity over “being someone’s gay lover in the closet.”
  • Quote, John Clay Wolfe [09:29]: “All these PDs want to program us back. They want us to be their gay lover in the closet that nobody’s met. They never take to family functions.”
• Listener calls flood in from Oklahoma confirming how much they miss the show during the blackout.
  • Caller [13:14]: “This is week two without being able to find you on the radio, man, it’s getting aggravated.”

2. Behind-the-Scenes Antics & Staff Stories

• Recurrent theme: J.D. Ryan is late, triggering stories about addiction, interventions, and missed programs.
  • Bobbo on J.D. oversleeping [01:35]: "You know, that's the first symptom, right? Oversleeping."
  • Team jokes about “interventions on-air.”
• Producer Turley returns after missing a week for a friend's bar mitzvah, revealing the complex, technical side of the show’s production.
  • Bobbo [02:27]: “It’s a street fight anytime you’re not here because this is an intricate job of board engineering at this stage. Four open mics, sometimes five, all these timed benchmarks…"

3. GiveMeTheVin.com: The Car Buying Machine

• Segments throughout: [16:46], [24:05], [30:07], [50:01], [98:43], [133:06] etc.
• John takes live calls, evaluates car deals on the spot, and repeatedly advertises the website’s promise: “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.”
  • Pitch, John Clay Wolfe [30:13]: “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for a hundred dollars.”
• Notable deals: A 2017 Hyundai Tucson, Dodge 2500 Mega Cab, a 2012 Honda Pilot, and a big-money Hummer H1 Alpha bought on-air for $125,000.
• They humorously process everything from high-end Lamborghinis to junkers, reinforcing the “no car too big or small” message.
  • John Clay Wolfe [40:08]: “Junk is not in vogue. Don't confuse GiveMeTheVin with those 'Sell us your junk' commercials. That ain’t me, babe!”

4. “Roommate Reality TV”: Bobbo and Pre K’s Bachelor Pad

• Segments: [19:28 – 23:46], [52:19 – 54:48], [143:05 – 143:59]
• Bobbo is moving back to town and trying to convince DJ Pre K, the show’s resident “white black guy,” to be his roommate.
  • Bobbo [20:11]: “I’ve got a great location…I can afford it, but I’ll be eating a lot of poking beans…The two of us together pool our resources, plenty of room for the both of us.”
• Pre K hesitates, revealing he still lives with his mom and demands cameras if they go ahead—fuel for a “reality show” bit.
  • Quote, DJ Pre K [21:17]: “Hey man...I’m definitely down if we can get some TV cameras in there.”
  • Bobbo [20:59]: “I was looking at the one bedroom.”
  • Pre K [20:48]: “It’s a one bedroom for me.”
• Negotiations highlight generational/lifestyle differences and create ongoing comedy.

5. Goat Boy’s Louisiana Legal Woes

• Segment: [05:07 – 06:32]
• Goat Boy, one of the show’s many recurring characters, recounts a surreal run-in with Louisiana law enforcement involving a nap in an El Camino and kids seeking “milk.” The crew riffs on the bizarre, blending real legal issues with absurdity.
  • Bobbo [05:55]: “I said, what are you doing?...They said, ‘We’re trying to get some milk.’”

6. Car Culture & Music: From Carmax to Classic Rock

• The hosts swap stories about sports, car auctions, and music, name-dropping 311 (Edge Fest), legendary acts, and personalities like Keith Richards (portrayed in character).
  • John Clay Wolfe [15:22]: “311 at the Edge Fest last year in Dallas...people follow them like the Grateful Dead.”

7. Financial Advice from the Auction Block

• Segment: [133:06 – 136:44]
• John negotiates a six-figure Hummer H1 Alpha deal live on air, giving listeners a rare inside look at high-end vehicle buying.
  • Quote, John Clay Wolfe [135:04]: “Yeah, I’ll give 125. So I own it. Do I own the car if I give 125? Okay, that's mine. Wow.”

8. Life, Sobriety, and the “Perfect Storm”

• Segments: [137:59 – 143:59]
• John reveals he’s quitting drinking (at least until July 4th) for health, discussing how that affects his routine and his partnership with Bobbo.
  • Quote, John Clay Wolfe [140:41]: “No, it’s not. You need to go back to drinking.” (J.D. jokes.)
  • The hosts compare wine vs. whiskey drunks, family interventions, and generational family drama.

9. Comedy Bits, Character Skits, & “Strange But True” News

• Frequent asides and character bits: Dr. Dave pitching Queen song parodies, Keith Richards’ faux interview, and Narvel the janitor and his duck Patrice play Uno.
• Segment: “White, Black, Latino or Other” – Pre K’s ethnic-guessing crime game, this week featuring “angry old white men” vs. Latino stereotypes.
  • DJ Pre K [93:41]: “You broke it down, John. It’s a 68 year old Leroy Mason of Caucasian persuasion.”
• Sports & Betting: Randy the Chipmunk gives Kentucky Derby tips, while debate over James Harden and LeBron ensues.

10. Stripper Inheritance Story

• Segment: [57:01 – 61:50]
• A former stripper inherits $223,000 from an HBO exec, sparking debate on gold digging, dancer career paths, and the economics of adult entertainment. Hannah offers a candid, quasi-instructional guide for dancers.
  • Hannah [61:44]: “78% of a dancer’s money goes to wardrobe.”

11. Randomness, Family, Region, & Cultural Bits

• The hosts riff on everything from regional barbecue and cheap Texas weed to Houston’s sports resurgence post-flood, with Texas-vs.-Pennsylvania culture compare-and-contrast segments.
  • Norman on Texas weed [118:49]: “It’s the real ones...by my standards, down here is half a price that I used to pay back home.”

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• John Clay Wolfe on radio contracts [07:38]: “Sometimes you just got to put your foot down…Or we ain’t gonna do a goddamn thing at all.”
• Caller on missing the show in OKC [13:14]: “This is week two without being able to find you on the radio, man, it’s getting aggravated.”
• Bobbo on company growth (office move) [04:20]: “Wolf of Wall Street, man…A little bit like an endless ocean of cubicles.”
• Pre K on living with Bobbo [21:17]: “If we gonna do this, you’re gonna have to get used to, you know, some of the ladies coming in and out and constant. Maybe some kush smoke or something and a fridge full of 40 ounces…”
• John explaining “car your down” [42:40]: “Car your down. You’re gonna car your gal…You caught her cheating, but you gonna work it out, you gonna keep around, but you ain’t driving that one no more.”
• Hannah’s dancer advice [59:58]: “You gotta learn how to do the crawl…know a couple of pole tricks and how to maximize lap dance time. Maximize you don’t dance longer than a guy can afford. Move on to the next one.”
• Keith Richards (in character) [84:06]: “He is a crank. He’s got a big, big dove and all that.”
• John on accidentally paying too much for a truck [149:14]: “We kindly called him and he kindly told us to kiss his ass.”

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Noteworthy Segments with Approximate Timestamps

• Radio affiliate drama and John’s negotiation tirade: [07:09 – 14:38]
• Goat Boy’s Louisiana troubles: [05:07 – 06:32]
• Listener car calls & on-air car deals (recurring): Throughout, esp. [30:07], [50:01], [98:43], [133:06]
• Bobbo and Pre K roommate negotiations: [19:28 – 23:46], [52:19 – 54:48], [143:05 – 143:59]
• James Harden/LeBron NBA Playoff update: [28:17 – 28:40]
• Stripper inheritance story and Hannah’s guide to “dancer economics”: [57:01 – 61:50]
• wild character segments:
  • Keith Richards [83:43 – 86:47]
  • Reverend Charles on Kanye [99:34 – 102:32]
  • Randy the Chipmunk’s raccoon on a plane story [123:05 – 126:46]
  • Narvel and the Uno-playing duck [127:46 – 132:52]
• High roller car deal for Hummer H1 Alpha: [133:06 – 136:44]
• Comedy news: the serial high school pooper (NJ): [149:56 – 151:11]

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Tone & Style

• Language: Brash, fast-talking, mixing Southern dealership bravado with contemporary wit and absurdist humor.
• Mood: High-energy, irreverent, candid—plenty of inside jokes, breaking the fourth wall, and lampooning both their own foibles and current events.

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For New Listeners

If you’ve never heard The John Clay Wolfe Show, expect a blend of genuine car business smarts, red-hot radio industry rants, Texas-sized personalities, unfiltered crew camaraderie, and a penchant for turning even the most mundane topics into raucous comedy gold—with cars, sports, music, and wild tales from the American South and beyond.

Not to Be Missed: The real-time Hummer Alpha deal; Bobbo and Pre K’s sitcom-ready roommate interviews; and John’s epic radio contract rant!

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Listen, laugh, and, if you’re selling a car—“Car your gal down” and head to GiveMeTheVin.com.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

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[Bobbo]

Crank it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Announcer]

Give me the Vin. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

You know, it occurred to me a long time ago, and I'm still talking about it, is how impacted it was. Only thing better than love in the springtime is the John Clay Wolf show on a Saturday morning. And showing up on time can be ideal too. That's a good thing to do. You know what I mean? I mean, it's what I try to do all the time. What, did I break your record player?

[Turley]

No, somebody's calling me while the record's playing.

[Bobbo]

Did I break your concentration? Hi, y', all. It's Bobbo on the radio in. In anticipation of this morning's live edition of the John Clay Wolf Show. What's going on? Where is everybody, man?

[Turley]

That's a great question. I'm just glad to be back.

[Bobbo]

Okay, but J.D. called you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's alive.

[Turley]

He's alive. He's late. He woke up. I had the text message at 7:45. Oh, f. I just woke up.

[Bobbo]

I hope he didn't fall off the wagon, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Turley]

You know, that's the first symptom, right? Oversleeping.

[Bobbo]

I went through this deal, man. I went through this deal mid-2000s, actually, right after I met John Clay Wolf. Oversleeping, staying up too late, you know, and you don't have to be an alcoholic to drink every drop in the bottle, you know, when you're doing nothing at all. I just hope he makes it. All right, we can straighten him out. We have an intervention right here on the air.

[Turley]

Oh, yes, that'd be great.

[Bobbo]

You missed last week's program.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Michael Turley. What was that about?

[Turley]

I had my good friend Eric, the Edriches, who had their bar mitzvah for their 13 year old son Cole.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Have you heard the podcast from last week?

[Turley]

I heard little bits of it. I didn't have a chance to sit there the whole thing. I did hear the first hour I was driving around to the bar mitzvah. Oh, sound like you guys are struggling a little bit.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I'm telling you, it's. It's a street fight. Anytime you're not here because this is an intricate. I don't want to, you know, show everybody the rabbit in the hat, as they say. But it's an intricate job of board engineering at this stage. Four open mics, sometimes five, all these timed benchmarks and places where you gotta, you know, have the right theme music and the, you know, it's gotta pop, pop, pop. It just doesn't happen like that. It's nothing against the guy we had come in. Sean's great. Sean is great at what he does.

[Turley]

It's like asking somebody to sit in a band that they haven't played an instrument in probably, what, three years?

[Bobbo]

Play, play, play what's notable to me. And I know you play your instrument pretty well, but when you're not around, John seems to really, really rag on you, man.

[Turley]

Really?

[Bobbo]

That's why I never miss a program.

[Turley]

I didn't hear this. I did hear that. Of course, you know, I'm Jewish apparently, but whatever. I'm not, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

You don't have to be a Torah carrying Hebrew John to go to someone else's bar mitzvah. No, because you're. You're an Italian guy, right?

[Turley]

Greek and Italian, yes. Oh, oh, I'm just real greasy.

[Bobbo]

You know, up to five weeks ago, you would have had your own special category on the back page. Boy.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My favorite listings. There's a lot of transitioning going around, and I don't know how much John wants to talk about the business side of what's going on here. A lot of growth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes.

[Turley]

That's exciting. Talk about that.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's outstanding. Last week, he was so proud. He took me to show him to show me the new office location that he's got here.

[Turley]

By the way, give me the. Vin is hiring go to jobs@givemetheven's website, givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

You know what it looks like down there?

[Turley]

I have. I saw it last just yesterday. They're putting the cubicles in.

[Bobbo]

You know what it reminds me of?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Bobbo]

Wolf of Wall street, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

A little bit like an endless ocean of cubicles.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I can just see Josh. Surely he's gonna put a stage of some sort out there.

[Turley]

Oh, there was a dartboard going up. A big, huge dartboard going up. I don't know if that's for the little person contest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure.

[Turley]

Maybe for something else. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

This could be problematic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it could be.

[Bobbo]

This could be very problematic. On today's program, we've got a lot of. A lot of your Favorite stuff. We're gonna buy some cars, I assume.

[Turley]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

At some time today. And I can bid them.

[Turley]

Nah, I don't know if we want.

[John Clay Wolf]

You to bid them.

[Bobbo]

Are you sure?

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I did. Oh, you know what I did here on the podcast, Goat Boy stopped by briefly, and I guess you guys were talking about the story in New Orleans, or actually Louisiana, the legislation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's tough times out there in Louisiana for a goat.

[Turley]

Yeah, apparently. In fact, here's a clip of what a story that he had a run in with some folks in Louisiana and New Orleans.

[Bobbo]

Poor. Go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

With the law in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They don't know what they're talking about. Cause I've been there. Hey, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

When I got out of rehab, they put me down the halfway house. These kids from. From the start, you know, when they kick them out of school, right. They have to go to this alternative school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Their lunch break is like three hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

These guys came over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, entertainment. I'm trying to take a nap, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

That didn't work out.

[Bobbo]

In the back of the El Camino. Sure. I wake up and they're all over me.

[Hannah]

Four of them.

[Bobbo]

I said, what are you doing? What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

They said.

[Bobbo]

You know what they said?

[J.D. Ryan]

What they say?

[Bobbo]

They said, we're trying to get some milk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Milk homos. Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Homogenized is what you're saying.

[Bobbo]

They jumped right on me, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, I'm so sorry.

[Bobbo]

Right in the back of an El Camino.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very traumatic.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. They need to fix that law.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Go, boy.

[Bobbo]

It's like, it was my fault. Now I feel like crap.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Turley]

Yeah. I didn't know that happened to goat boy.

[Bobbo]

There's hard out there for a goat boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very hard.

[Bobbo]

It's even harder for a wolf man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do I have Tampax on my console top?

[Bobbo]

You should ask Dr. Crosby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Dr. Crosby?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo and I have a hat to John. Much love, Cluck Norris. Now this is good. I'm sorry I'm late, guys. I was having a little negotiation problem with our. With our new affiliates.

[Turley]

Well, you're not the only one late. Look to your right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, screw that. He's always late. This is. We are not on in Kansas City. We are not on in Oklahoma right now. It's not. Oh, it's. It's just. Sometimes you just got to put your foot down. Sometimes you just gotta say, no, no, you're gonna do what you Said you're gonna do. Or we ain't gonna do a goddamn thing at all. Excuse me, G. Nothing. Didn't mean to take the Lord's name in vain, but. But I'm a little bent up right now.

[Turley]

Wait, wait, hold on. Radio sales execs are. Are backtracking on what they told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And program directors.

[Turley]

Oh, even. Oh, even better. Program directors.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

That never happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

The radio, the people selling, and the PDs get together and they lie to each other, and then. Then. Then magic happens. But anyway, we. I made a. My contract with Kansas city was from 8 to noon, and last week they played us from 8 to 11, and they own the same station in Oklahoma City, the cat that we were moving to. So I canceled. I canceled my Oklahoma City engagement on the brew. Gave. Gave I heart plenty of time. And we're going to the cat.

[Turley]

That's fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was all good because the cat's got really big ratings and all that stuff. That's no problem. Anyway, we're arguing over this last hour. So what they did is baited and switched me. I deal with car dealers all week. I'm like, Guys, don't BS a BSer. You don't understand. Just. Just stop. I see you coming 10 miles away. Don't lay me and get me hooked up and change the rules on me. I was like, that's like all those. Give me the VIN commercials that we buy during the week. How about I just don't pay for them? How about that? Well, how would you feel then? Well, that wouldn't be. That'd be a good start. Agreement. I was exactly. We have an agreement eight to noon. And with all these stations we're on, some of them. We started 8 to 11, and we're moving those to 8 to noon slowly. And if I let somebody clip my sack back and start one at 11, ending 11, then that's a precedence. Then it shows precedence.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And with all this growth that we have coming, I don't need to be showing precedence because all these PDS want to program us back. They want us to be their gay lover in the closet that nobody's met. They never take to family functions well.

[Turley]

Oh, they're shame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So they want to tuck us away in the morning.

[Bobbo]

I don't know about the.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the Bible Belt up here in Kansas City. Let me tell you something, dude. This is as Bible Belt as it gets. Right here. Right here. If Oklahoma's not Bible Belt, we've been on in Oklahoma for two years. Don't give me this B.S. don't tell me about how the cow ate the cabbage. So, anyway, that's why I'm late. But I just told him, forget it. We're gonna move back to the Brew in Oklahoma City starting next Saturday. And I'm not gonna do the Kansas City Cat deal. We've got another station up there that is another classic rock station that actually has a hot talk morning show, and we're gonna go there. But I. This morning, we were arguing over some. It was. It got. It was like, down to the last second. It was like, are you gonna put us on? Are we gonna go to the last hour? Are we gonna go last hour? I'm not getting on the radio until you commit that we're going to the last hour. So you're holding out. I was holding out. Wow. That's why I was late.

[Turley]

I've not seen that happen in person. That was a real radio holdout.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a show to do, people. We have plenty other cities that are a hell of a lot more important and bigger than Kansas freaking City. So let me know, are we going or are we not going? Cause if we ain't going, I got something I got to go do. I got somewheres I got to be right? DJ Pre K.

[DJ Pre K]

Fo sho.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fo show. DJ Pre K, is he. I've listened to some of his negotiations with his women in his dealings, and he's taught me things.

[Bobbo]

He's pretty adroit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Turley]

Well, he does make money sound really exciting when he's. When he's offering somebody some money. It's pretty exciting what he does. He's walking. He's walking in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's walking in. Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What I was saying is, is talk more talk. Talk, talk.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

F show, nodding your head and thumbs up. Listeners don't hear that. Good morning, dj.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

You went to freaking broadcasting school just to get a bigger audience to sell your pot to, and I'm sitting here trying to tell you when you're on the air, you got to talk. Thumbs up. They don't get. They do not hear that. They don't hear winks. They don't hear head nods. How are you?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm doing fine, man. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a little torqued up.

[DJ Pre K]

I can see it, man.

[Turley]

You thugged out for real thugging this morning, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's tugging thugging? Oh, thug.

[DJ Pre K]

Thug life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like Missouri anyway. I mean, not the Kansas football, Missouri football. They don't count. Then they're in the. I mean, they're in the sec. They never win. Go Jayhawks. I mean, screw them.

[Bobbo]

Is that Zippo?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jayhawks. I was really dreading football season when it came to, like, I was gonna. I couldn't rag on them. Oklahoma's take their ragging very well. Yes, they do very well. They know their place in society. They know who they are. They know they chose to live in Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

If, if you're, if you really want to burn that bridge. Would you like some matches and kerosene? I don't know if that Zippo's gonna do it right for you. Burn it, brother. Burn that bridge down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahomans are really good sports about their lineup in the totem pole. They win football games and that's when they come back and say, face, face, face. And they're right. They do. They win a lot of football games.

[Bobbo]

You're right about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arkansas could use a little bit of that.

[Bobbo]

No, no, Alex Smith is just beginning to peak.

[Turley]

No, no, he's not there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on a second. Hang on. We got a. We got. Good morning, Dave, you're on the air.

[Caller]

How are you, Mr. Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm, I'm, I'm a little bent up.

[Caller]

Well, I'm a little bent up too. This is week two without being able to find you on the radio, man, it's getting aggravated.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boomer Sooner.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yee haw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just do some more meth and it'll be back. Just a minute. No, we will be back on the Brew next Saturday morning without fail. It is done. I'm sorry that we got into a little contract negotiation issue with another city and some shake up. You know, we just added hour number four in Oklahoma about six months ago.

[Caller]

And then all your loyal listeners are getting you on the podcast. But you know, we just, we can't wait that long. We got to have it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not the same without being on the radio. Thank you, sir. Here's another one.

[Turley]

Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, just another Oklahoman call and tell them I'm a good sport. I guess I'll wait till next week to hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call the Fox in Kansas City, their program director, and blame it on them. But anyway, we got it worked out. I canceled that deal. We're gonna start back on the Brew next Monday morning. And you know, it's like some old, you know, just the grass is always greener. You Know you saw something shiny, had to go for it. Got over there, find out she didn't have any teeth. Her daddy's in jail.

[Caller]

You'll be on the brew next Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

She used to be a he. Yes, we will be on the brew next Saturday.

[Caller]

All right, man. I can't wait to hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. J.D. why are you always late? What's your excuse?

[Caller]

I'm not always late.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hanging up on you. I'm hanging up on you. Hung up on J.D. he killed Kenny. My name's John Clay Wolf. We'll be back in a minute.

[Announcer]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

311 at the Edge Fest last year in Dallas. That's the first time I've seen them live since they were. Since 95.

[Turley]

Same energy, too, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're good. Very good. I think. Look at their list. Yeah. You know, people follow them like the Grateful Dead.

[Turley]

Yeah. There was a time I. I was the same way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Michael Turley.

[Turley]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, J.D. it's the worst feeling in the world. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you always late?

[Bobbo]

I'm not always.

[J.D. Ryan]

First of all, I'm not always late.

[Bobbo]

Always.

[J.D. Ryan]

First time in eight years I have been late. First time in eight years I've been late. I had a business call, so I was in negotiation. Yeah. The J.D. ryan show is going on. Apparently gonna be in Kansas City and Oklahoma City. There's a sudden. There's an opening. They called me in the car and they went, dude, there's a brand. There's an opening. I said, J.D. ryan's go live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's gonna be live, it's gonna be hard for you to be here. And you're not gonna use our studio for those line bastards. Yeah, those lying Nazi commie bastards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, that sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just hate it when people tell you something and it gets bait and switch is not what I'm into.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael had it, man. It's like, what, radio people lying to you, Right?

[Bobbo]

Radio sales.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio sales people. And the program directors, they play hall ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Nowadays, it is program directors. But remember Travis on wkrp? This was the one trustworthy guy with any kind of artistic merit at all. Program directors are not that anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the TV show.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio for you guys that need to get the cars bid. I just gotta. Give me the VIN dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're wound up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm fine. You know, it's just. It's embarrassing, you know, you leave your girlfriend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Move out. Hey, honey. I found a new one. I found a prettier one. I found a prettier one. I know. We're all still family.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm still going to show up at the fourth of July. And I'm still buddies with your brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your cousins. We're going to race. We're going to ride motorbikes and fish and I'll come around to Christmas and see the kids. But. But I found another one across town and I'm gonna. I'm moving out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what I did in Oklahoma. And. And then I get over to the new house and the key ain't fitting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right and there's a car in the driveway.

[Bobbo]

So you put your foot down, you move out, you get to your new place and you open your box of stuff and your bong's not in it. Oh, no, I forgot something.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta go back. It's the worst thing when you have a big fight and you slam the door and you realize you left your keys in the house.

[Bobbo]

Where are my keys at?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go back in.

[Bobbo]

Come back if my damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever left a woman in a. In a hiss? Like. Like a hissy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah, once. I mean. You mean like leave like break up and then walk away?

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you living there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was living there and I left my stereo behind, so. So really? You know what? Guess who ended up with the stereo. I just said, keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just keep it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a very nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

My ex wife got my stereo in this split.

[Bobbo]

It's a classy move.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid was talking about that, like, just some song on her mom's stereo the other day, and. And I was like, are those yamo speakers? She's like, what's that? Like, does it say J a mo? Yeah. I'm like, those are my speakers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those are mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my poor little daughters told me about this wonderful music sounding so good. And I'm like, ruining the moment for her. You know those are my speakers. You know that? Those were mine. And when your mother and I split up.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

She stole my damn stereo system.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bitter dad. Bitter dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 years ago, you think you could put those speakers in your suitcase and bring them to me?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a little. There's a little screw on the back, honey. Would you undo those? I'll pick them up at the curb.

[John Clay Wolf]

I talked to mom and she said they're not your speakers.

[Bobbo]

It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? But she did say that this was your pin. Here you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, there's a sign of check joke in there somewhere, but I'll leave it alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing like letting the kids wrap up the final, final negotiations of the terms and policies of the previous marriage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord, What a morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Speaking of moving out and moving back in, Bobbo is coming back to town. What is this? Is this clear? To talk about? What?

[Bobbo]

It's okay with me to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sababo's moving back to town.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, country come to town.

[Bobbo]

But it's a secret.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. And Prek. He's talking to Prek about. About being his roomy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop. Yes, stop. This is too good.

[Bobbo]

Stop this.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're teasing me now because you want me to enjoy this?

[Bobbo]

No, because I think Pre K is ready. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You two are going to live together. We talked, okay? We're wiring the house for sound now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the now. The TV show is finally going to be now.

[Bobbo]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have it now.

[Bobbo]

We'll have the TV show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slam dunk.

[Turley]

Has Pre K agreed to this yet though?

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at it.

[Bobbo]

Well, we talk about a bit now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, you got to get on the mic.

[Bobbo]

Every bit of it. How old are you, Prek?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm 27 years young.

[Bobbo]

27. He doesn't communicate worth a damn. Or one thing. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is gonna be.

[Bobbo]

But we've talked about. I've got a great location I found. It's just right off I 30, just right in the heart of downtown that we can afford together. And by myself, I can afford it. But I'll be eating a lot of poking beans, you know what I mean? But the two of us together pool our resources. Plenty of room for the both of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a band that lives together.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be high. Van Halen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be like Van Halen or Guns n Roses on the Sunset Strip.

[Bobbo]

Again, fun. Till Daddy takes our T Bird away.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Prek, are you down with us?

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, yeah, it's. I'm not mad at Bobbo and none, man. But it's just this one spot that he sent me. I don't know if I could work with this, man.

[Bobbo]

I was looking at the one bedroom.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a one bedroom for me.

[Bobbo]

For me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop.

[Bobbo]

And I. And I stick like a roll, you know, A roll out couch in the living room. For me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And the pre K can have the bedroom, but they have a two bedroom we can afford really well, man. And I've already got an application and what you need to do is go over there Monday, get an application in yourself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And all you got to do is come up with your end of the rent by June 1st. I'll pay the deposit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey man, I mean, we might can make this happen, you know, like, like I was saying though, I'm definitely down if we can get some TV cameras in there, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you be staying right now?

[Bobbo]

At his mama's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, where are you staying now?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm living with my mama.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Shout out to my mama and.

[Bobbo]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And just for. For new, new, new listeners. New P1s. Pre K started here as an intern and then he graduated from radio college, an internship and moved on to Party City big time. Airing up them balloons, lining up them Star wars figures, getting it done, selling.

[DJ Pre K]

That candy all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's living with his moms. And then we hire him to come onto the show and be a help producer and it just grows and grows. And now he works here full time and he runs the video wall at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesdays where we sell all our cars and he works in the buyer's room. And now he's rich and famous. I noticed your wardrobe has improved greatly since you've joined the crew. Now he's moving to town. He's leaving Party City. He's leaving moms and Azel. He's. He's leaving the eight mile trailer park and he's moving to downtown with Uncle Baba.

[DJ Pre K]

Moving on up to the west side.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got any skins and all this? You got any gals?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man. You know, I know a couple of girls. You know, I ain't. I ain't got none, but I know a couple.

[Bobbo]

We gonna need all that.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. Yeah, Bob, if we.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants you to feed the dragon. Feed the dragon?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. If we gonna do this, you're gonna have to get used to, you know, some of the ladies coming in and out and constant. Maybe some kush smoke or something and a fridge full of 40 ounces. You know, old English. We, we're gonna make this happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Aro's old English, huh?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, E, baby, that eight ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, but so is. Speaking of cush smoke, is this facility set up for that? You don't want to be like an interior department of apartment.

[Bobbo]

The two bedroom I'm looking at. We can easily afford it is pool side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Front window facing the pool man. You don't need that summer mingle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be a good summer. It's gonna be a good summer here, there and everywhere in your city. My Name's John Glaiwolf. J.D. ryan has made it. Turley the Jew man is back on the board. He is Jewish. Bobo the hillbilly and DJ Prek the whitey black guy. We'll be back in just a moment.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

May the fourth be with you. Jeff and Katie. Texas, good morning. Do you have a payoff on this rig? Ouch. Can we just talk about something else then? What else is going on? What's going on in h town this weekend?

[Caller]

Rain. Right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Keep driving that ride and and pray for wreck and don't and I. I pray that you or your family don't get hurt in the tragic accident that's going to happen. And you and total the car where the insurance will pay it off.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the odds of you selling that thing unscathed are zero.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning to you.

[Bobbo]

Hi.

[Caller]

I want to make sure that Randy has got his Kentucky Derby bets laid down.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is the Kentucky Derby?

[Turley]

It's today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny you said that.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Well the problem is they're. They're showing different times. They've got like the pre Kentucky Derby, the presentation, everybody's got the hat, all that good stuff. But you know the actual race like the exciting most two minutes in sports. Really? I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is it? What time? 3 o'. Clock. Today?

[Caller]

Well, I'm showing different times here.

[Turley]

I think it's like 4:30 or so. It's usually late.

[Caller]

That would be nice for us to in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, you here?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I hear you talk about the Kentucky Derby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

See this guy obviously doesn't know his horse racing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, don't bet on horses. Why leave it to people that know what they're doing. Cause anything can happen in a horse race.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, of course. That's why it's a horse race. That's why you bet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know. Ever since California Chrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How many times has anybody picked a favorite that won a Kentucky dead?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hardly ever. Well, there's a Philly.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm Watching, according to you. Okay. There's a fellow you're gonna bet, though, out of Missouri. Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Named Pretty Little.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you. How do you know this? You follow horses?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I follow everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, You're a bad guy, Bill.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, it ain't like you, J.D. ryan, sleep a damn hour late.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Get off me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wait a minute. I haven't finished my French. To Toasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

You little chipmunk. Off me.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He drinking juice. We all taking bets? Whether you fell off the wagon again?

[J.D. Ryan]

Fall off the wagon? Go ahead, tell me this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty Little, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's like 100 to 1.

[John Clay Wolf]

101?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. If I can just come up with $3.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That does my whole second quarter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ch.

[Bobbo]

Ching.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you really think the sort of three. There's a reason the odds are 101.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, it depends on how valuable three dollars is to you. I mean, if you can spare it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can give you three bucks, because.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I can't spare it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why can't you spare three bucks on horses? You bet. You bet all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're all.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're rich this time of year. You know, I'm betting on high school girls volleyball. There's a lot of dollars going around.

[Hannah]

There's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, nobody bets on that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They get in the playoffs now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I can't track or field, but that's a very, very specialized, you know, cross section of high school sports.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

People fall down.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

While they're running, Right. In the springtime, you get all happy. They don't look where they're going.

[Turley]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So, you know, bet with care. But the Kentucky Derby is not for the weak at heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're gonna watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna. You're gonna watch this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was gonna go up there, but I can't drive because I'm a chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. Get on the Greyhound. We'll get you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're gonna be rich.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty little B. Pretty little B is who he says put your money on. Pretty little B runs it. What's the gay times at 3:30 today?

[Turley]

4:30, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

4358-008072-34800, 800. Raider. Speaking of sports, James Harden drops 25 points and leads the Rockets to win 113 over 92.

[Turley]

Good, they're still rolling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rockets two in the one series. LeBron James takes the Raptors tonight. 7:30 on ABC.

[Turley]

Have you seen what LeBron's been doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's casting three and, oh, yeah, well.

[Turley]

There will be three if they win. He's been scoring like 40 points a night. Just doing it all himself. That's really exciting.

[Bobbo]

They won't be 30 because the Raptors put a beat down on Cleveland the other night.

[Turley]

No, they didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they did. Oh, are you.

[Bobbo]

Are you watching this?

[Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I looked up the Kentucky Derby, by the way. Starts 6:46 Eastern Eastern Time, 5:46 Central Time. And the race coverage, like the super bowl, begins at noon now.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, they gotta show all those hats. Famous people, they're there.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you do for five minutes?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was some of the argument with the Kansas City thing. They were using that as a preemption example.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And see what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, shut up. Hey, Jack. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John. What's happening, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just work, just fun. Just work.

[Caller]

That's what it is. Yo, I'm gonna give you a shout, man. You bought my car over the summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Last summer.

[Caller]

Yeah, 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Good, good, good, good, good. What city?

[Caller]

Well, that was in Austin. I'm in Dallas now.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, good.

[Caller]

Worked out well. Use your money to buy a truck, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Well, I'm. I'm glad that. Glad it worked out for you.

[Bobbo]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you living in Dallas or full time?

[Caller]

Yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thanks, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We haven't done any car stuff, really. If y' all want to. If you want me to buy your car, I'll just give you the quick pitch. If you want us to buy your car, I own a company called givemetheven.com also, I'm not just a. No shock jock on Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's more.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more.

[Bobbo]

Businessman.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a businessman. A businessman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. and if we don't beat your. Just. You can go to. Give me the vin.com, put in your license plate or your VIN number, and we have a crew full of guys that will email you offers on your car. Actually, the computer system will do it automatically. Round one, and we come to your house, pick it up, bring a check. You can look up the reviews online. Pretty cool deal. And if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Michael, you work in that world. How many car. I haven't signed a CarMax offer check in two months.

[Turley]

You know what? It's been at least that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not signed one.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah. If the buyers now they're there. They love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Oh, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's something. Let's go, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a layout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listener from Beaumont's calling wants to hear our number one. Just stream it off the deal. Oh. Oh, he's. He's. I guess he is streaming off the deal if he doesn't hear our number because Beaumont doesn't kick on ESPN975 till nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. John claywolf.com. the very top.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do we need to call them and threaten to quit too? No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, you're on a roll, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm taking no s. I know. I've been doing this for over a decade. I have committed my Saturday mornings to you people for over a decade. I don't go to pee wee football games. I don't see the soccer matches. I don't even know my children because I'm here with you guys for over a decade.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, there's a lot of money in that pee wee football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Baba, Why do I have tampons on my console top? Because I thought if you wanted me.

[Bobbo]

To have a late night talk with Baba on the telephone when he calls at night and you think you made it might hurt your little TT sanitary pads.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's saying make you feel nice. When he called me the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

At 6. And he was drunk. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude. Yes, you were.

[Turley]

Yeah, you were.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta call too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. See?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, you gotta call Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You were drunk too.

[Bobbo]

And you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So, Bobbo, I. I just, like. I barked at him. Yeah. Like a dog.

[Turley]

How many times did he try to call you?

[Bobbo]

Three.

[Turley]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why. Yeah. And. And I barked at him because he's coming back to town.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna work here every day, all day.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna be buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I know I need to reestablish the rules. The rules that when he's in. You know, when he's in Buoy, it's fun to hear a drunk bobo call in the middle of the day every once in a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when we're back together. Together every day. I'm busy. I'm busy. I got school to teach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baba's got a new buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't be getting drunk and showing up at school, embarrassing me in front of all the kids.

[Bobbo]

What was I calling about, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Bobbo]

It was something.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was something real stupid. Yeah, it was.

[Bobbo]

It was important.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it?

[Bobbo]

I don't remember. I do.

[Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he got on the phone with me. He was Just talking. He wanted to talk to my girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

I did not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. You did.

[Bobbo]

She wanted to talk to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I don't. You know better than that.

[Bobbo]

I do remember talking to you when.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told me when I finally answered and I got the gist of what you were. The content that you were delivering your message is when I started yelling at you.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn it, Boba. We're not gonna start this stuff. I'm busy. Leave me alone. Hung up. So he leaves a box of tampons on my desk this morning. And what his deal is. He's saying, I'll need this for when he calls.

[Bobbo]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You just need to do the hell with the pt.

[J.D. Ryan]

My dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you want? It was something.

[Turley]

Just Babo called me. He's like, what's wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with John? I was like, nothing, he's busy, man.

[Turley]

He was really mad at me. I was like, how many times you call?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know.

[Turley]

Twice, three times. That right there, you're power calling him.

[Bobbo]

I text you and you're drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I text you, was he drunk?

[Bobbo]

And I called you twice. And then he called me back, Turley, was he drunk?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Turley]

Anytime he power calls, you know he's drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used not to answer the phone. God bless her soul. My poor dead mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

After 4:30, I would not answer her call.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would not answer her call. Jean. Clay. Jacqueline.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi, mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clay, do you know how much I love you? Do you know you and my baby? When are you coming to Colorado, Jun? Clay. Mommy, Tony's not here. Hurt, you know. Then we start to start. My stepdad's Tony. Sure, Tony still in Greenwich. They live this rich person lifestyle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aspen and grin and green.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Tony's got an ankle bracelet on his ass. Cuz Tony's a drunk too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, isn't that a fun little.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's a. To be on home arrest in your mansion on Red Mountain in Aspen, Colorado.

[Bobbo]

If the red wine is that noticeable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's house arrest. That's house arrest in the hood there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You could stop at the red wine, by the way. You can quit that. You told me that too, and I know better.

[Bobbo]

Maybe I should just get back on the whiskey.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were already on the sweet.

[Bobbo]

No, I were not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I had no reason to lie about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just down at the gondola at Little Nell and John Denver was doing just singing his guitar in the middle of the commentant. And that's why I'M here. I love him. John Clay. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Givemetheven.com presents Crank It Up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's red hot. I'm digging it.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob I didn't send those to the Christian station. Thank God did send them to the rock station.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's gonna play it. No one's gonna play it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They already have had.

[J.D. Ryan]

They really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I have a friend that works at the Christian station in Dallas Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet you got it early on.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not on the Christian station.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. We're not gonna try that car like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

That show your own is a big deal. We're you're on everywhere, you're all over the that station.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like the, the Chevy dealer will give more for the Ford and the Ford dealer will pay more for the Chevy on trade because they don't, it's not their own product. So I'm not going to send the Christian station their own product cuz they're, they're too analytical of their own.

[Bobbo]

That was the idea though in the beginning, wasn't it Earn?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, it was the whole reason for it. But I believed what y' all said that they'd never play it. So I liked the spot and the bit so I, I sent it to Everybody else. Earnest. A 200,000 mile truck extended cab. Do you have a clear title or payoff? Right, Clear title, average, rougher, clean. 06 Chevy half ton extended cab with 217i, I, I would say average. Does three grand buy it?

[Caller]

I mean. Yes, I, I was kind of, I've had it for several years now and actually think about selling only because my wife recently had her leg amputated and it's kind of hard for her to get in and out of the truck, you know. So I was actually trying to thinking about selling it and getting a car where it's lower to the ground where she could step in and out, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Well we will buy that truck for three grand and we have some prosthetic limbs in here if you need one.

[Bobbo]

And tell her we're just a hop, skip and a jump away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just. Wow, 800.

[Turley]

That is a serious phone call.

[Bobbo]

I'm sorry man. It's gonna be a lot more of.

[John Clay Wolf]

That kind of thing though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think it was a prank right? No, no.

[Bobbo]

He sounded pretty sincere, you know, quite serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 3000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll help you. We'll move your wife from that one to the next one. We have a guy here that has one leg. Got ran over by a car in the auction when he was saving me from an angry Iranian. Get you some. And Lieutenant Dan is what we call him. And he can help your wife with a recent situation. So not only will we buy your card, we'll give you free consulting and prosthetic limbs.

[J.D. Ryan]

We know a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have a friend that owns a biomet and they make prosthetic limbs. Yeah, I'm sure he's got some extras.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just laying around.

[John Clay Wolf]

He only has one arm and he flies a jet airplane with one arm.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. With your knees, I guess. I've been in there. It scares the hell out of me. I'm a pilot. He's a pilot. He flies a Citation Jam with one arm. I swear to God.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you got one hand on the stick and went on the throttle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like that bad. Sammy Hagel.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen a girl fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

One foot on the gas and one on the clutch.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen a girl fly with her feet, no arms. And she's made the aircraft a little air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. You know what the hardest part about eating a vegetable is?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you very much. I almost let you do that too. I cannot believe I actually said I don't know.

[Bobbo]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was wrong with me?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Put it on hold. DJ you 800, 800. Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be glad when he lives closer. I can yell just from here. 89F350. It still runs. Good Lord, you people. Give me some nice cars. I don't want a bunch of junk. How many miles are on this thing, man?

[Caller]

200,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? I'm not gonna ask you what city you're in, what county. Yeah. Good morning, Austin. Good morning, Colleen. Good morning. Lamp passes. I'm gonna pass on the old 89 Ford family Truckster. It's just not me. Corvettes, Tahoe, Suburbans, King Ranches. You know, anything newer. Well, great. Junk. Junk is not in. Junk is not in vogue. Do not. Don't confuse. Give me the bin with those. Sell us your junk. Pos Commercials. That ain't me, babe. At all.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the cool car of the week, cuz? You always get some cool Stuff a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lamborghini, blah blah, blah, blah blah blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lamborghini, blah blah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a couple of GTRs, only.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re the only person who goes Lamborghini, blah blah blah.

[Turley]

G wagon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of a big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

G wagons. The S63G wagons are good car cars. We had two of those at the Dallas auto auction on Wednesday morning. Lane starts at 9. 10. Number one seller in the United States of America with the highest percentage rating out of one Lane. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's huge. But we had a bunch of Highlands. It's a good looking Porsche. Bunch of cool stuff. And we don't just buy big sexy, but we do buy big sexy. We paid. We pay more money for the Rolls than the rolls dealer. We pay more money for the Lexus, the Lex dealer. How? It's a secret. It's a trade secret. But we do do it. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

I get for it 2017.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you take it off speakerphone? Alice Lagoon.

[Caller]

So I got a 2017 Hyundai Tucson, 12,900 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My computer's dead. I forgot my charger. So everything I'm doing this morning is off the top of my head. So go to givemetheven.com and load that license plate up in that my. The computer system will actually bid it for you immediately. I'm off the top of my head. A17 Tucson. Is it leather?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you have to think about it?

[Caller]

Because I'm sitting in the car right now. I wanted to make sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because I was like, man, if this is your car, you should know. Yeah. Does it have a sunroof?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, let me look under my butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

14 grams. Heated seats.

[Caller]

It's a fully loaded quartz model.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not fully loaded if it doesn't have leather.

[Caller]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're starting off this relationship on bad, bad footing. You just. You're lying to me. You told me that you were single, but you're really married. This isn't good. Just go to gimmetheven.com I'm not gonna waste any more time on a hunter day. 800-807-234. No. It's a good car. It's a good car. It's a good car. It's a good car. If you want to car your down.

[Turley]

What does that mean? Car your down.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, dj, dj, dj. I just had your next hit song. What up car? Bring him up car. Car your down. Car your down.

[DJ Pre K]

Car your down. Yeah. Deal with your damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what that is? Do you know what that is?

[DJ Pre K]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna car your down.

[DJ Pre K]

What's that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Car her down. You're gonna car your gal and ladies, the. The B word. I'm just using it for fun. I don't mean it. Car your gal down. Call your woman down. So you caught her cheating, but you gonna work it out. You gonna keep around, but you ain't driving that one no more. I'm gonna call your ass down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I get it. Okay. I see. As opposed to caring her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caring her up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You buy her a Jeep with like the. Yeah, yeah, big Jeep. Oh, that's dangerous when the wife wants a Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now when you call her down because you've been smoking and drinking and told your boss off and lost your job and you can't make the payments and then you got to call her down, then she's got a problem. That's a different deal. But yeah, when. When she's been acting a fool, you need to bring it. You need gut check, reality check. Get everything back in check. You call your gal down. So actually, listeners out there that are good with music programs, we're gonna take. We're gonna take applications, send in your 30 second clip of car your be down or Call your gal down. We're gonna make a hit song out of this.

[Turley]

Well, they're gonna have some competition because Pre K can make some music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he can.

[Turley]

I found another clip of Pre K's magic on YouTube. Have you heard the Climb Aboard song?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I have not.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is real.

[Turley]

He's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like I'm on a boat. Kind of. I'm on a boat M effort. Take a look at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't just do this this week. He did this before he was even on the radio with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been around.

[Turley]

I had to do some heavy editing here.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's raining.

[Turley]

Apparently they had a collabo a long intro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, not too much editing. Aboard, come aboard. Have you ever dreamed About a million.

[Turley]

Okay, so basically he's just talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Climbing on a board and Climbing on a boat.

[Turley]

Yes, on a board of a boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm on a boat. That's the best song ever. I'm on a boat.

[Bobbo]

Blank with me and find your faith in God restored.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty confident there.

[Bobbo]

Prince Princey Little Prince Princey Dylan, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

A13F150XLT with 103 two wheel drive. Crew cab. Where is Dylan, Texas.

[Caller]

I'm in Waller, Texas. My name is Dylan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Waller, Texas?

[Caller]

It is northwest of Hockley. If you go down 290 and you're headed out of Houston, it'll be about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so it's Houston. Houston metro area. Because I was like, where the hell is Hockley?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a little bit north of Cypress. How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I do know where that is. CY Fair 13F150XLT. Six cylinder, eight cylinder.

[Caller]

It's the 5.0 V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Off the top of my head, I'm 16,000. 15. 16,000. Go to givemethevin.com. put your license plate or your VIN number in and build the profile. It takes 45 seconds and it'll re verify my on air. But I'm having to do this off the gut today because I have no computer. No computer. Nothing to look at.

[Turley]

So JD's got a computer there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather just go solo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got old school. I could play the guitar without sheet music.

[Turley]

Where's your black book at?

[John Clay Wolf]

You break out that 12 Honda Pilot with 49,000 miles of leather. Billy in Dallas. It's a 12. We're in 2018 at 16 years old. Is it 10? 11? 12 grand. 12 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's be so.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

49,000 miles. It's just been sitting around the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. Let's go. Dwayne. And Austin 12 charger with a buck 63. Eight cylinder or six?

[Caller]

V6. High output.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't. High output. Yeah, I guess so. It got you 163,000 miles. Is it broke down or running?

[Caller]

Running.

[Bobbo]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know Chrysler Motor would make it that long. It's a. Are you sure it's at 163000 miles on it?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy Batman. Do you have a payoff on this thing?

[Caller]

Nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Oh, there it is. Get a preacher. Tobacco. Boss man. I can't get you out of that one. You buried, you buried, you buried, you buried. Call your girl down. We put him on hold. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio. Dr. Dave. Dr. Dave. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what you got talking about?

[Caller]

Remember the Queen song tie your mother down?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

That would make a perfect parody for car your down.

[Bobbo]

You never heard tie your mother down or you ain't no friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Charlie, we pull that up early. Queen.

[Bobbo]

It's rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet I had. What. What album do you remember?

[Bobbo]

I think it's on queen. I think it's on our first album.

[John Clay Wolf]

I probably recognize the song, but I didn't know. So. So Dr. Dave's putting. Put. Putting the pieces together for you guys who are aspiring artists. He's already giving you the. The background music. Tie your girl down from queen.

[Bobbo]

Let's car the woman down. Car the woman down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from? Where are you calling from, Dave? East side of Houston. Listen to us on the buzzard. The buzzard. Speaking of birds. Speaking of birds. Clark Norris is. I see him over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. He's kind of strutting around like he's got something.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's standing on like one of those bingo boards, making a face like. Like I think my European in laws are trying to get him to poop on a square.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a big bingo game. They play that in Austin. All over.

[Turley]

Here's the song. John, by the way. Queen, tie your mother down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went to chicken s bingo in the stockyards. We're gonna go out with this. We're back in a minute. Got my time every night and got my ex all tired Got me tonight My little baby mama says you're gonna your daddy says you won't and I'm running, I'm excited no way I'm gonna lose out this time.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolfe show after this presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hear us out. We beat [e-mail] the quicker you can get that message across in your mind, the less money we have to spend on and we can even put more money in buying your cars. At givemethevin.com, we are the newest. We are the biggest. We are the baddest online car buyer in the South. GiveMeTheVin.com if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you $100.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car. Give me the vin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna do this quick hit deal real quick. In between these songs are playing red. Where are you calling from? Alo Alito 12 BMW 750 li with 61 leather rift nav. It's $18,000. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Bobby Lake Jackson 13 Mazda 3 with 53s is sticker and automatic.

[Caller]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Pearl White. 775 8000. Mm. All right, go to givemetheven.comand load it up. We'll come pick it up. Jordan in Midland. Good morning.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Sounds like we're hooking up out there. People like us out there. I guess you have a bad sense of humor too. I'm glad that you're. You're part of the family. 2012 Dodge, 2500. Longhorn Buck, 12 on the clock. Mega Cab, leather nav, no roof. Am I reading these codes right from the DJ Pre K set in, it says MC, so I'm going to say Mega Cab. Ln Leather Nav. 112K. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 12. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's. It's average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The oil field roads or not dirt. A lot of dirt roads. Okay. Do you have a payoff, guys?

[Caller]

Paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

28,000.

[Caller]

Okay, let's go to give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to give me the VIN dot com. Load up. And we have a drop center out there in Midland now because we bought so many cars out there, we got tired to drive. That's a long ass drive from Dallas Midland. So we've got a, we've got an office deal out there. And you take it out there. Pick up your check. But go to, go to. Give me the bin.com. load it up. Thank you, guys. My name is John Cleveland. I buy cars on the air for givemetheven.com.

[Announcer]

Give me the bin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, I played this song for you. Oh yeah. Because you're moving out and you love Billy Joel.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I do love Billy Joe and DJ Prek.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're gonna be rumors. DJ get back on the air with us. Hey, what up? What up? So what I'm noticing about you and Bob moving in together is you're not. I, I haven't heard you commit to moving in with Bobbo yet. Babo's moving in from Bowie. He's getting, he's gonna be our full time producer. Turley's getting busy with the gimme the VIN stuff so much. Bobbo's gonna start working during the week in the studio and he's offered to have you be his roommate. And I think it's a great idea. And you, you, you're. You're acting like a somebody that's saying yeah, yeah, it's great. But you're not. You're not biting down. Why is that?

[DJ Pre K]

You know, you can't just agree to everything, man. You gotta make sure. It's the player's choice, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Players choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you live with your mom.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, yeah, that's not really a player's choice, but.

[Bobbo]

I didn't want to say anything.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I just kind of want to scope everything out, you know, make sure that the. The spot is ready and all that, you know? I mean, two bedroom definitely sounds better than a.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you haven't even said yes. I would like to do that. Let's find a place that works for both of us. It sounds great, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reserved. Like you're not really into this, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, you sound like you're like feeling like you're fixing to get raped.

[DJ Pre K]

I gotta feel everything out, man. You know, you don't want to make sure everything's. Everything's gonna be smooth.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me cut through the smoke. You don't want to leave your mom's place cuz you. You're rent free. That's it.

[DJ Pre K]

That's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that's it.

[Turley]

I think it's Bobo. Do. You don't know Bobo, do you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He lives in Ael, dude, at 8 Mile. He wants to come to town and. And grow out of it. Why are you not ready to get out of your mama's crib?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, it ain't about that, man. You know, it's just. Just got to make sure everything's right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something's not.

[Turley]

So are you worried about Babbos just living with him?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I. I might have to get to know Bobbo a little bit better, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I should. Want a lunch date after the show and. And yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, we could definitely, you know, hook up and. And talk about this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, just show a little more. More, you know, forward thinking. I mean, you're. You're dragging your ass and. And acting like you're too good. And remember, man, you're a white black guy. You're not too good for anything.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, boy, it is hard out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here for a Panama Paragon. Is that what you said?

[DJ Pre K]

It's hard out here for a pimp.

[Bobbo]

Hustle and flow, John. You got to see that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not one or the other. You're just something. You're just a thing. You're like the. The. The thing in the bar in New Orleans late at night. What is it we don't know, Mike? In Middle Oathian, a 2010 Civic with a buck 35 is worth about four GS unless it's a SI.

[Caller]

No, it's not SI.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an ex or LX?

[Caller]

You know, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it's an LX. Probably 35. Does it have. Does it have alloys or hubcaps? It may be a DX. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. Good morning. Who's this? Hello? Hello? Lost him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oklahoma streamers. We will be back on the brew next Saturday. We're all making up. I. I got drunk and saw. Saw another opportunity and started to take it. And I moved in with another woman up there in Oklahoma. And when I got in there, she changed the rules on me and I'm going home. I'm coming home.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm coming home.

[Bobbo]

Screw you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never should have left.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baby, I'm so.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what happens when you go on a bender.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's me. I made a bad choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to go across town, go to another station. And we got over there and I had my bags and I moved in. Just like dj. You know, DJ might be teaching me something. You know, everything that shines is not gold.

[Bobbo]

Gold.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the gold in California, unlike dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just jumped on and went on and I got over there and it was not. It was a one bedroom and they were. They were planning on taking advantage of me. Dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

Goat Boy was in the closet waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Goat Boy was in the closet. So I had to leave. I had to leave. I had to go. I went home hat in hand. I'm sorry for leaving. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left y'. All. You and Junior and the kids. 800-800-7234. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. All right. Ah, what's this story about a stripper or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we have a former stripper actually received the tip of a lifetime when she received Remote Hannah. If you come and listen to this one. She received a six figure inheritance from a former client and friend whom she just met a few months before his death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing happened with Ann Nicole Smith.

[J.D. Ryan]

Veronica. Yes. Veronica Beckham, 34, met the former HBO executive Mickey Lou at the Atlantic City Scores strip club. The pair soon became very close friends. In fact, she calls it everlasting friendship. And she says there was no sex involved. No one in the family. Mickey Lou is 30. Oh, he. He was. Actually died very young. He was 58 from God knows what Anyway, actually, he did. He died of diabetes and heart related activity. So he had hard problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

He killed him.

[J.D. Ryan]

She might have.

[Bobbo]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he set up so at 58, why would he set up an inheritance for her?

[J.D. Ryan]

He basically had. All he had was about $223,000 in his account, in his savings, and he just wheeled it over to her. And the family is not happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have kids?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And his sister. The sister's the ones kicking it up saying Beckham, as a professional exotic dancer, was adept at applying and using coercion and manipulation upon men. She took him for all his money. It's 223, 000 bucks. The family's not happy he had children.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. He said he had one daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the daughter, I understand. The sister. Tough ass. And women have been using all those things for years to get everything they want.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Beckham now has started a new career as a fashion designer. See, all the dancers, they have a second career they want to do as soon as they have enough money. And stylist to the stars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had this happen, Hannah?

[Hannah]

Oh, my God. Fashion designer. Like, how about just do your job?

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Hannah]

Just do your job.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Hannah]

If all you're trying to do is find a husband.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Hannah]

When you're a dentist, sir.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Hannah]

It gets very slippery.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slippery slope.

[Hannah]

There's a set of must dos if you're gonna be a professional dancer.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[Hannah]

Because any pretty girl can get a husband. But if you're gonna dance for, like, the long term, like seven years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Tops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Hannah]

If you don't focus on what's important, you'll never make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Hannah]

And you'll be looking for a husband while you're waiting tables at Hooters, which is nice, but no.

[Bobbo]

Is that the step?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the next step after dancing?

[Hannah]

You should stick to what works.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it works up, not down. No, no.

[Hannah]

You've always got to be on the lookout for the right shoes and the right outfit.

[J.D. Ryan]

In this case, even if you're gonna.

[Hannah]

Take them all off. Did you know 78% of a dancer's money goes to wardrobe?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, really?

[Hannah]

Yeah. Fashion baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fashion baby.

[Hannah]

And if you make them want you in your clothes, you're gonna get more VIP time after the main stage, and that's where the dollars are. And you've got to work on stuff. That's probably where you work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Met this guy at his work.

[Hannah]

You gotta learn how to do the crawl.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a crawl? Oh, the cross on Your own.

[Hannah]

When you crawl the stairs and get the money, you gotta make that look sexy. Know a couple of pole tricks and how to maximize lap dance time. Maximize you don't dance longer than a guy can afford. Move on to the next one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should put out a video series.

[Hannah]

And also, this makes me mad. When you're, quote, falling in love, you are riding a tiger because, say, you hit the jackpot, right? And this guy's an enterprising guy with a couple million dollars in the bank, okay, because he's in a strip club. Real millionaires don't go to strip clubs.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's kind of true.

[Hannah]

They go straight for the high price tail like porn stars and TV traffic and weather girls what spelled H O R E. So, okay, okay, so you get married and he's got all the money and there's always a prenup, so it's not even half yours while he's alive and you're in the old creep's will. But then, guess what? He won't die. And even if he does, his ex wife and all his little hellions hate you and you get sued before you can even book a flight to Rio. And even if you get his money, the IRS is gonna take like 40% right off the top. Now you're 29 and you're too old to dance and be pretty and shake your boobies and all you have is like a million or two in cash to last your whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a million too.

[Hannah]

I'll make my own money, okay? The right way. But at some point when I turn 29, yeah, I'll play it safe and wrangle me a TV preacher because they're too dumb for a prenup and those dollars are tax exempt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Hannah]

And that's looking at the big picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus, Hannah, can you take us out?

[Hannah]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Walsh show right after this act on the bar stage. Don't go away.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush limbo. Yeah, he's gonna. We'll let him on a minute. Good morning. Hey, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, hey. Austin, San Antonio, Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth and all the rest of Texas, Arkansas and Louisiana. Nollins.

[Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. There's a lot of callers on here that want their cars bid. If you don't get your car, Ben on the air, just go to givemetheven.com speaking of guys that like, come up to me, hey, my old car dog and I was doing this and I love the show. And we've got a. We've got a pro. We've got a game that we do every week.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

JCW's Car man of the week. And it's on Tuesday evening on the John Cleveland wolf show Facebook page. And we take five cars that we bought off of listeners and we put up what we call those CRs. The condition reports. Have you never seen this? No. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is a John Clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook on Tuesday evenings. And we take the condition reports of five cars that are gonna sell at the auction in the morning. And you bid like the showcase showdown. A total of the five. If you go over the amount, you're out. And the closest under wins the golden cock award.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you not seen the golden cock?

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw that on your. I didn't know what it was for though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the one eyed cock rooster was a big old beard. And we send them. Whoever wins it gets the trophy of the car man of the week. A golden award.

[Turley]

Oh, if it's a beard, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look like a beard. It's a beard.

[Turley]

It's a beard.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a beard and a sell that be T shirt.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's a lot of winnings to win the showcase showdown.

[J.D. Ryan]

So go to Facebook and go to John Clay wolf show if you want to do this. It's Tuesday nights and you put all five cars up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wednesday morning we sell them. And then Dana comes back in and posts what the total amount was and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who the winner was closest without going over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I think we've. We've handed out six golden cocks thus far.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome, man.

[Turley]

Hell of a trophy to put on your mantle.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris and Carrollton. 11B. I don't have a book. I don't have a computer. I've got nothing because my. My. I left my charger. So I'm just gonna do these off the top of my head. You guys go to givemetheven.com after we're done. Load them up by the license plate of the VIN number and the computer system will rebid them, but it'll be real close to what I'm saying. 11 BMW 328 convertible with 97 average. Rough or clean, Chris?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's convertible. It's convertible. It's convertible. It's convertible. It's $8,000 Mississippi. Charles. How did you find me in Mississippi?

[Caller]

Listen, on radio Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know I was on the radio in Mississippi. What city?

[Caller]

When I drive through Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, gotcha, gotcha. 15 Sierra, 18, 000 miles. Leather nav, no roof. Cross true cab is what I'm reading. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Z71? High country anything or just a SLT or what? What? Trim level? It's a what? What?

[Caller]

It's a 1500 SLT. Terrain, all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's clean. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's 27,000. Okay. Is what I'm thinking. Go. Give me the vin.com, load it up. We'll email you official offer letter. And we don't have a pickup guy in Mississippi, but we can meet you in New Orleans. Uncle Roy can go out there. I ain't sending his ass all the way to Mississippi after this damn truck's gonna make $300 and lose my best hand for a week.

[Turley]

I have family in Mississippi. Yeah, speaking of Uncle Roy, he came over here the other day and he was asking Bobbon about.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was this now?

[Turley]

A herd of ducks.

[Bobbo]

It was. Yeah, it was kind of funny. Roy and I talk. Is that. You know what Janelle did? She bought a whole herd of ducks. My wife out there at their house, and they fixing the move.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this?

[Bobbo]

Why you buy a whole herd of ducks if you fixing the move?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And I didn't have an answer for that, and I don't think there is an answer. But we worked it into one of the bits on the show. Oh, it was the Romo bit. Romo was playing catch with Jason Whitten, but he lost his football in Bolivia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, last week.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So they started throwing ducks, you know, because Candace had bought a herd of ducks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't buy a herd of ducks. We bought three ducks and three chickens.

[Bobbo]

Okay. A gaggle. A gaggle of ducks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Easter. I have small children. She went to tractor supply and scooped up 3 and 3, brought them home for little man, cook them up Scandinavian style. You know, abba's coming to town. And we were. We have a little man baby day. He's four years old. He's not a baby. More of us still come. Baby daddy. And it was his last. You know, she's like, all the other kids had rabbits and ducks on Easter. He did. He didn't get him. So she went and got him. And of course, the coyotes ate him immediately. And it's over.

[Bobbo]

That's what I was gonna say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. That's what happens when you live in the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happily ever after.

[Turley]

Eating animals out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I said. She's like, are you mad? I'm like, no. I mean, this will last, you know. Three of them will get killed within 48 hours and the rest will be gone within a week.

[Bobbo]

Living in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they were driving. They were growing so fast, it was crazy. You can almost watch them. Yeah. Day to day, hour by hour. It's funny, it was weird, but, yeah, they're all gone. Kid was done with him anyway. Are you mad?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chase, Houston, TX 15xLT with 73 EcoBoost 4 wheel drive lifted. How many inches is the lift?

[Caller]

It's a six inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just off the top of my head. I'm 20. 22. 23 grand. I need to see pictures of it. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. This one I want Midland Jim S 2000 with 73,000 miles average. So it's a Honda Miata looking convertible. For those of y' all who don't know what it is. How long have you owned it?

[Bobbo]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 years.

[Caller]

Yeah. 11 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 15 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Man. That's probably. That's right there. I got it. Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I do, man. That's what I do. You know, one thing about being the dope dealer is you know what that dope's worth. And I do. Nope.

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back it up a thousand. Cut it to G bone.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Do this. Go to give. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up on the info. Say needs a top. Take a picture. John said 15 grand on the radio, less this and that. And we'll. We'll. We'll make a deal and get you paid. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go. Thanks. 800.

[Caller]

One more thing. V. Joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Caller]

Need a. Need a VTEC joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

A VTEC joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what it sounds like when the VTEC Honda goes by and the turbo kicks in?

[Caller]

We need a new one.

[J.D. Ryan]

So true.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. 800. Rash Lima.

[Bobbo]

I'm getting off right now, but John.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[Bobbo]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes? You sound like a chicken.

[Bobbo]

I'm just a bit undisposed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did we catch you at a bad time?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm fine. I'm worried about you guys. You're very quiet this morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Not really.

[Bobbo]

Don't you guys ever take breaks?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, every 10 minutes.

[Bobbo]

Myself, for myself. I've been a bit frazzled. Just starting to come down from a week's worth of coming down. That's. Take my meaning. It takes more than the standard dose of Demerol to nix the glow of a party like we had last Tuesday this week. Good God, man. I did a little cavorting with some friends from our side of the political spectrum earlier in the week. It was kind of a celebration for the return of Rudy Giuliani, which is a brilliant move on the part of Donald Trump's legal team because, well, you know Rudy's record in law. You know, back in New York, 1980s and 90s, broken windows, stop and frisk, pimps up, hose down, and all that. And that was as a prosecutor. Now, the closest I can figure for law enforcement guys who turn special defense counsel, it's, well, look what, you just reverse the process.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Like, I guess that holes are now up. You want to take these accusers and frisk them before you stop them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[Bobbo]

And don't be afraid to maybe break a window or two to help your client. That's the job. That's what Rudy's hired to do. So we had this deal in Laconda Verde. It's a big fancy Italian joint out in Greenwich. And everybody was there. Mnuchin, sweet little googly eyes, Kellyanne Conway. Love that chicken. And Rudy the Donald, along with myself, Ted Nugent and Scott Baio, are token entertainers in conservative circles. And you could tell Rudy was just beaming from all the attention. I really felt good for him. And you do know he was working as a bar back at a Chili's on Long island for a few years there, just making ends meet. So this was very good for him. But after hours, and this is perhaps when it all went wrong, Rudy and Ted and the bio, and I sat in the bar and had a toast or two and came up. You know Scott baio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is 63 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he's that old. No, he is.

[Bobbo]

Those happy days years are a long time ago. And he was in his 30s then.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was not.

[Bobbo]

And every time we all get together, it's like that. Baio doesn't look a day over 35. And he told us his deal. He uses this half heuristic, half sex of tropic stuff he buys out in Cabo. Pure adrenochrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Adrenochrome.

[Bobbo]

Perfectly legal, as I understand. And he says not only does he get a hell of a nice wacky trip, but he can work out for hours. And if you take it as a liquid right on the tip of your tongue, it's got a bit of a Viagra effect. So what's not to like? And I don't want to upset anyone's apple card, but I think it might just serve to bring a little perspective to what the limp tards are calling a blatant faux pas on Rudy's part because Giuliani wanted to try it. And it's just like a lot of, you know, you got to know your body. And I left pretty soon after that. The way I heard it when he showed up raving and rock hard and or fring at the mouth of the Hannity show. Yeah, there were. There were tough times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a heart out right now. Rush, we're going to rejoin you as soon as we get back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by car radio.

[Bobbo]

He's a proud supporter of the Girl Scouts of America. Those cookies are an excellent excuse for getting rid of the wife and daughter for several days of the week. He's never understood the preference for Target over Walmart because honestly, whoever got laid at Target, when friends say give me a break, he usually does. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man. I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'Ve been holding on some baba. Have you been talking to Keith Richards? Did you say he's gonna call in?

[Bobbo]

I've been talking to him.

[Turley]

Yeah, he's out in the green room chatting with somebody.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

At work. I'm gonna have him on in a second. I want to hear this. Keith Richards? Really? He's here with us?

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, John. Wichita Falls, Texas, good morning. Morning. We were talking about your neck of the woods last week. Do you listen to the show every Saturday?

[Caller]

Not every Saturday.

[Bobbo]

We were.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were. We were reminiscing on Susie, the town prostitute from Vernon. Did you catch that part of the program?

[Caller]

No, I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if you did, I wanted to know if you'd figured out if she was still with us or not. You know how those small town prostitutes, they have a very short shelf life. But anyway, back to your truck until John's intrigued. Ford 14. Oh. Go ahead, John.

[Caller]

Take your word. I'll just have to take your word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A 14F 250 Super Duty with 102 King Ranch. Does it have a Sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean? Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 14. 102. 30. 30. 30, 30. 31 grand. 30s. 31. 31. Is that by. Maybe. Maybe I'll start that maybe with me. If you gonna talk. If you're gonna go talk to your old lady and then I'm gonna go call mine and see if she still wants to write a check. You know, it is a community property state. I'm sitting here spending all this money without her, without her clearance. Now, but if we get. If we can do this amongst ourselves before we get our women involved, I'll go ahead and stand. Stand with my word. All right.

[Caller]

I'll think about it. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was thinking more in the 34, 35 range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm at 31 and he's at 34, 35. I was at 30 to 31. So what's the difference between 31 and 34? 33. Two and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we did the old different split, do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

Sort of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sort of? All right.

[Caller]

Be honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I hear you. I. I could feel it that you really don't care. It's not burning. I'm not going to get a deal done with you until you're ready to sell it. So when you're ready to sell it, just go to givemetheven.com and then we will. Okay, get her done. CJ in Odessa, Texas, good morning. Oh, hell, I just hung up on him. I heard that other deal. Cj, you still there?

[Caller]

Now for directory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something's going on. Just go to givemetheven.com but I want this old Mustang Cobra. I want to buy it. Is it nice?

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goodbye. 800. 800-7234. Rush limb. Bob, sorry I had to put you on ice for a minute there, but.

[Bobbo]

Dawn, you okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fine. I've got. I've got the sinuses.

[Bobbo]

You didn't fall down or anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I've got the sinuses a little bit. And. And. No, no, no. My. My. My nose is running.

[Bobbo]

I understand. Well, a blackjack, no take backs. I fall down all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I bet you do.

[Bobbo]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I know.

[Bobbo]

And it's. And it's okay. I've got a padded studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife says that the house dust and pollen in Texas house dust is screwing her up, so she went and got a. You know, I. My wife is from Copenhagen, Denmark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been with her a long time. As she pointed out, she's the oldest woman I've ever been with. And for the longest.

[Bobbo]

There you go. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's the oldest woman I've ever been with. Wow.

[Bobbo]

She should try the adrenochrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yes, she.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dust in the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dust in the house. Everything in Copenhagen. And so I have the in laws, the ABBA people, they're all over here with family. You know, they're related. Abba, her grandmother's sister is the hot chick from abba.

[Bobbo]

Got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have the whole family over here right now. Cuz we're remodeling a house and they're living in that one. And it's interesting. We. We eat a lot of schnitzel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But everything in Denmark's better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why just there? Quality is better.

[John Clay Wolf]

The strawberries are better. Her dad's helping us remodel the offices and he's helping with the paint. Guess what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Paint's better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paint's better over there.

[Bobbo]

So to hear them tell it, everything's better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything.

[Bobbo]

I thought you meant literally, it's better.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I thought. Rush, you have a. I thought that you. I thought your lady's from Europe. And I didn't know if that was if you had a tip for this.

[Bobbo]

I don't Tell you the truth, my approach with the wife is we don't really have to talk ever. At all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why ever?

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, we just don't have to. Suppose we could talk about. Would you like me to try that? Yeah, I think you should maybe report back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Possibly.

[Bobbo]

I have to find her first.

[DJ Pre K]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of gals, where is. Tell me about. You wanted to tell me. You sent me a little text under the table. You know where the $130,000 came from? From Trump to Stormy. Damn.

[Bobbo]

Well, now that's. But look, that's where we're mixed up because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rude.

[Bobbo]

Did you see Rudy Giuliani on Hannity?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On Wednesday day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And what happened was Scott Bayo, dear friend of all of ours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Shows up with this. I mean, he. He looks like he's 35. The man's 68 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not 68.

[Bobbo]

He uses this stuff called adrenochrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're making this up.

[Bobbo]

And we're all jovial.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Rudy's coming out party. Yeah, he worked as a. As a. As a bar back at a Chili's on Long island for a long time. So he's really happy just to have a better job.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not true.

[Bobbo]

But you know, it's like when you. When you try the whiskey okay. When you take a half a Percocet, a half a hit of acid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

And it. And you don't feel anything. 20 minutes, 30 minutes, 40 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say, do a little more.

[Bobbo]

Rudy Giuliani tried just to drop the adrenochrome and didn't feel anything. Okay. The way I heard it, he drank the whole bottle of this stuff on Tuesday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Right.

[Bobbo]

And I left soon after the conversation. But Ted called on Wednesday and said that. That when Rudy didn't feel it, and then he drank the whole bottle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, I know you're pilled up and you're whiskey up, but he made a real question.

[Bobbo]

He made a real scene at the Hannity show is what I'm trying to get at. He showed up raving and rock hard and frothing at the mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Hannity tried to talk him out of going on the show, but it's the way Ted tells it. If you've ever tried to talk down a former officer of the court with a head full of adrenochrome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

They couldn't get rid of him. And he got a little mixed up during the interview. Luckily, our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump, is an accomplished golfer. Yes, he is. So long story short, he took a mulligan and looky there. Looking like it's just right about noon.

[John Clay Wolf]

13.

[Bobbo]

We're in sunny Palm beach brush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at me.

[Bobbo]

Time for a delicious pair of Vicodins.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's 11 with a pina colada chaser, not noon.

[Bobbo]

And maybe just a tiny, tiny taste of adrenochrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, you're high as a kite. Come back to earth.

[Bobbo]

That's what I do on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get in the middle of the road. Look at me. Look at me.

[Bobbo]

I thought your show was an entertainment thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. But you told me that you know where the payoff for the stripper came from.

[Bobbo]

Well, it came from Donald. Didn't you see the Hannity interview?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's that.

[Bobbo]

You guys know anything? Where'd you go to vote grandees? Does anyone there read at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you had breaking news.

[Bobbo]

I'm just saying that's what was wrong with Giuliani on Wednesday. I hear he's fine. He's in rehab now.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[Bobbo]

He's working with Johnny Depp to try and get over the whole thing, making all this up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards is in the green room. He is? We need to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even Keith Richards thinks you're high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Bob, what do you want to do with Keith Richards?

[Bobbo]

I don't Know, I was gonna just ask him about the Fleetwood Mac thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. Okay. Like, what thing?

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, they fired Lindsay Buckingham.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Because they're going on tour. Lindsay doesn't want to. Did you hear who they're replacing him with in the band?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Okay, you got Mike Campbell, former lead guitarist for Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. Right. And a guy named Neil Finn, who's.

[J.D. Ryan]

A really cool guy.

[Bobbo]

I think he's New Zealander.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

He was in a group called Squeeze in the later Crowded House.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

So it's taken two guys to replace one Lindsey Buckingham.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Black coffee and bed Squeeze. I get it.

[Bobbo]

Fleetwood Mac has had a lot of personnel changes. So I was just wondering what Keith would. And I can't believe he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go bring him in here. I'm gonna grab Trevor and Odessa real quick, and we'll get Keith Richards on the air. Trevor, a 15 cumins longhorn with 85 four wheel drive leather nav 15 crew cab, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a. Not a Mega Cab.

[Caller]

Well, it's got the full size doors in the back, but it doesn't have any stickers of Mega Cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mega Cab's like an extra 18 inches that it's. It's definitely noticeable. You would know it if you had it. It's cool. I don't know. I'm. I'm. I'm mid-30s on this truck. 35, 36. I need to see some pictures of it. Can you send me some pictures of it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I guess. Could you send me an email address or should I just go to the website?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to the website and right there, it'll say upload photo. And you can drop your license plate number in or your VIN number if you have that handy. Load it up and we'll get you handled immediately. We. We have a new drop location out in West Texas, so we can just get you. No worries.

[Caller]

All. I'll put it on there and we're both up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Just going to give me the VIN VI dot com. If give me the VIN doesn't beat your carmax offer, they'll send you a check for $100 straight up and down. All right, Bob, now. Oh, Keith, Keith, Keith, Keith. There he is. There he is. He showed.

[Bobbo]

Psyching love.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. Asking me about the Fleetwood Mac.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Babo was asking him about Fleetwood Mac.

[Bobbo]

Lindsay Buckingham. Crank.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on crank?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, no, he's an old crank. No, he's not on the crank. He is a crank. He's got a big, big dove and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard speed called crank since. Since high school.

[Bobbo]

This is booking out. Anyway. Go look. It's Stevie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stevie.

[Bobbo]

This is the stone of the band. Even Mick Fleetwood's got his name on it. But it's not a star.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's not.

[Bobbo]

We was going to do that back in. Back in 78. 79. The stones. Mick wanted to go solo and everything. And we going to ask Paul, but. Can't work with Paul.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, forgive me, Sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Paul, Sir. It is, Sir.

[Bobbo]

Does that make you mad?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's absurd.

[Bobbo]

Sir George. Sir John.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's dead.

[Bobbo]

S. Yoko.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

She's not a. Paul's call to do if you want. You can't even eat breakfast with Paul.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't eat breakfast with Paul.

[Bobbo]

Bacon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bacon.

[Bobbo]

This is like steak and eggs, a pork chop or even little smoky sausages.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are we talking about?

[Bobbo]

Ask Paul what he wants for his breakfast. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants his breakfast.

[Bobbo]

He says he's like a peach.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened to Fleetwood Mac?

[Bobbo]

And we haven't got any bloody peaches.

[J.D. Ryan]

No peaches.

[Bobbo]

Just say no and get Lindsay Buckingham back in the band.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go. We're back in the band.

[Bobbo]

If he is a crank.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a crank.

[Bobbo]

He's got his stuff. He will go see if we would. Mac. To see Lindsay Buckingham.

[J.D. Ryan]

They want to see him as.

[Bobbo]

He's got bacon.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got. He's got bacon. Right?

[Bobbo]

I don't know if you're gonna be rock and roll star and band. You're gonna eat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you ever sober, ever?

[Bobbo]

I'm sober 40 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you weren't. No, not for.

[Bobbo]

That's what the doctor says. He's got me on these methamphetamines live. It keeps me straight.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It keeps you straight.

[Bobbo]

Hey, take that guitar. Play me a B minor if you're so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Keith, my son is ADHD's part of. Part of the. What do you call it? Something spectrum. Autistics.

[Turley]

Autistic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or yeah. Anyway, he's adhd. He takes some pill. Been taking it forever.

[Bobbo]

At speed. Will fix you, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I took one the other day, you know, because he just had a big bottle of them. And I just wanted to see what I give him every morning, right? Because what's weird, you know, you give it to him and it calms him down, right? And I'm like. But folklore, what I read about it should yank you up. So I just tried One just to see what this. What we're putting in this little boy every day.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't sleep for two days.

[Bobbo]

Keith Richards Ah, get it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't sleep for two days.

[Bobbo]

Get it down. You don't have to have the scotch whiskey to drink it down. Drink it down with mother's milk. That makes you feel great, makes you feel fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I'm.

[Bobbo]

My two days I gave mix all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Night long chewing my fingernails with the devil. That's what I'm putting in this little.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kid that's the opposite. For someone who has a issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

No wonder he's what, you know, weighs a 75 pounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's better than those speedy diet pills that we were talking about.

[Bobbo]

Now you should do what he's buying a guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, will you take us out to the break?

[Bobbo]

Everybody come with me. We're going to have a break. E Speed play Start me up.

[Announcer]

Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eddie and Baton Rouge. Is this Eddie Raven?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I know Eddie Raven. He's a good singer. He lives in Lafayette. 01 Silverado with 92 Wheel Drive super cab. Average, rougher, clean Eddie in Baton Rouge clean. Any faded paint?

[Caller]

One owner truck. It has a little. Has a little bit of paint damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

On it on the roof of the hood. The hood.

[Caller]

And there's a small dent in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back of the truck. I'm thinking 2, 2000, 2500.

[Caller]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for it? 5, 5000. 5000. It's a 01. What year we in? AJD 2018 -1 is what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, let me think.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be 17 year old truck with 90 on it and a popped ass end and a. In a. In a bad tooth on the front. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. You're not close though. Thank you anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am close. If you'll price it like a. Like a normal human being, I'll buy it. I'll give 3, 3, 500, maybe even 4. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Dylan in Louisiana.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just wanted to say I got tickets to Fleetwood Mac. They come in the New Orleans in February and that I think they'll be just fine as long as they got.

[Bobbo]

Stevie Nick with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with you, Dylan. I couldn't agree more. I think she's the most beautiful woman in the world. The only person I would leave My.

[Caller]

Family for sexy voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

John and Katie. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Sierra 3/4 ton LBZ motor. Huh? LBZ motor. What's that?

[Caller]

Oh, that's the pre emission diesel that all the diesel heads go gaga over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

200,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Deer. No, no. Deer pee. You don't take deer. Peter. We call that urea thing a deer pee. Is what you fill it up with to keep the filters full. 06 I don't know. Let's do it on the website. The miles are so high. With 160. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking mid teens. It was a two wheel drive. No, I'm not. I'm thinking a little lower than that. Go to givemetheven.com we'll take a look. All right.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this presented by givemethevin.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com Speaking of.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Skynyrd playing at Starplex. Because I have tickets and my children want to go. Really? My children asked me to take them to Leonard Skynyrd concert. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the real guy's gone. So I'm just gonna take him and not say to tell them about the plane crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you tell them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would I?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you tell them? It's. It's a whole new generation.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, let it go. 14 year old and 11 year old want to go see Skinner. Isn't it weird they reminded me there's.

[J.D. Ryan]

A whole this whole new generation is enjoying 80s and 70s music again. It's true. That's why our station's doing so well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true. Yep. That's why they like us so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do. They love us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of them. Some of them. Speaking of, we have a list. Upset listener and a Oklahoma. It looks like. No. What? Kirk. Good morning on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good sir. How is everybody in the studio this morning?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Caller]

At least I know with this phone call y' all are still alive. They ain't taking you off the face of the earth.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. So you've noticed. You've noticed we're not on the air in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

I. I do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, you've noticed that we're not on the air in Oklahoma for the past two weeks?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah. That kind of like made a rude awakening on Saturday mornings around here because that's the only thing we come to work for is listen, y' all and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Company time we Go to the Indy casino and listen to that Texas prick on Saturday mornings. He don't charge us, he don't charge us 50 cents a hand. But now we will be back on next Saturday morning. We had a little difference of opinion. The truth is, is I, I, I took a flyer on a better deal and it was a multi market deal. And once I left my previous family in Oklahoma and went to the new one, then they, they did a bait and switch on me. Kurt, don't you hate it when like car dealers or business people do that? You get in there and then they tell you what the real deal is after you've left your old deal. So you have no options. So you know what I did? I stood flat footed and told them to, to grab the high hard one f you. I did, I did.

[Caller]

Swallow it, swallow it, swallow it and come on back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I did have to call, I did have to call the station that I'd left the brew and say I'm sorry, you were right. You told me all along and we were coming home. We're coming home. Actually there's a Skinner song called Coming Home Turley and we'll need to play it next, next Saturday on the Opener. So we will be on in Oklahoma next Saturday morning. But yeah, you know our show is from 8 to 12. Yes, we get on there and they chop us off in Kansas City last week at 11 o'. Clock. Like that wasn't our deal. Yeah, it was. No, it wasn't. Yeah it was. And then the Oklahoma City on the Cat's starting today. I'm like what's the deal on the Cat 11 o'?

[Turley]

Clock?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. No sir. I was late this morning because I was arguing with, with him on the phone. So anyway, I'm done with that deal and we're, we're coming home and we will be on next Saturday.

[Caller]

Love you guys, man. Every one of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you sir. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ to the Prek Whitey, Blackie, 8 Mile B. Rad Eminem himself.

[DJ Pre K]

What that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a. What is up in the black, White, Latino or otherworld?

[Bobbo]

You are now about to witness the strength of street knowledge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We back with another episode. Everybody's favorite gang show, White, Black, Latino or other where I read a crime story. Y' all tell me the ethnicity. Aight, so you know when you're trying to burn one in peace, the last thing you want to hear is a loud ass smoke detector ringing right in your ear. But faulty Smoke detector in Vermont pushed one man over the edge. Our suspect had complained about his apartment smoke detector going off at random times, but they told him to go and cry a river, you know. So one day he took matters into his own hands. When the alarm started chirping, he pulled out the shoddy and blasted it two times. Double tap, baby. The next door neighbors with a new hole in their wall called the cops and it says emergency personnel were able to get the shotgun from him. But surprise, he then pulled out a pistol and demanded his shotgun back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this a to I thought I was a badass with this Kansas City deal. This guy's a real badass.

[J.D. Ryan]

He needs to get one of your awards.

[DJ Pre K]

But they disarmed him again and, and took him in. So what, what y' all think? Black, white, Latino?

[John Clay Wolf]

The angry old white man. Angry old white man. Because I've had that, I've had that detector thing going off in the middle of night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's. Yeah, it's aggravating.

[John Clay Wolf]

It drive me crazy. It'll make you nutty. And I haven't yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't figure out which one it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it could be anybody. I think a Latino would have grabbed a ladder, gotten up there and just dissembled it quickly. A black guy would have slept through it, angry. A white man shoot it and then threat to kill everybody. Cuz he's crazy. I don't know. What do you think?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, two guns. In this story, I'm going to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

With a passion of a Latino as a Caucasian man.

[Turley]

I'm, I'm a Nam, Vietnam guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

White guy, still a white guy. Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

All three of you guys are white and I'm a Latino.

[DJ Pre K]

What's the truth, DJ man, you broke it down, John. It's a 68 year old Leroy Mason of Caucasian persuasion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. And his name's Leroy. Okay, Leroy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I win again. I win again. I feel good about that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We were talking to about Trump earlier and Kanye west has really rolled the establishment.

[J.D. Ryan]

We even have a story about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I don't have time to get all the way through it. But Reverend Charles, Reverend, can you, can you give us just a, can you give us just a kind of teaser about what you want to tell us and then take us out to break and, and bring it back and do your story when we get back.

[Bobbo]

Brothers and sisters, I got plenty to say about this hymn. You gonna keep your radio on and be with me because I'm gonna lay down right for you in a righteous way. Don't go nowhere. We.

[Announcer]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com check my brain at 800-800-72.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 800-800-radio. Good morning, Texas. Part of Oklahoma, Arkansas, Go Pig Suey, and of course, Marie Laveau. Big shout out to Marie Laveau down there in south Louisiana. Austin, Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, Fort Worth. How the hell are you? It is Saturday morning, Dale. Where the hell's Waller, Texas?

[Caller]

About 40 miles northwest of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 16 Tundra SR5 with 33, 000 miles, two wheel drive, cloth navigation, no roof. 16 Tundra 30. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big back door or small? Back door.

[Caller]

The small back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that called the double cat? No, that's the. Yes. Double cab.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think it. Yeah, I think it is called the double cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the cheap wheel or the good wheel? Does it have a steel wheel with like a chrome layover hubcap insert or a good alloy wheel?

[Caller]

It's got the alloy wheels, the 20 inch Toyota one.

[John Clay Wolf]

24 grand off the top of my head. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller]

All right. Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Let's go. Brandon Conroe. 12 Sierra Texas edition. 90,000 miles. Crew cab. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Crew cab, two wheel drive. Which engine?

[Caller]

The big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big one. The 12. Does 15 grand put it to sleep at 14 grand. 14 grand?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemethevin.com load it up. Let's buy it. Let's go. Okay. 800. 800 radio for any of y' all who want to sell your cars real quick, new listeners. Go to givemetheven.com put in your license plate or your VIN number. 45 second forms. Quick as hell. Computer will bid the car. A buyer will come in behind them and email you an official offer letter. After looking at the pictures, we'll come to your door like Domino's with a check, pick it up, make your payoff if you got a payoff. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, give me the VIN. We will send you a check for a hundred dollars in apology and apology as a. As a note of defeat. We don't. We don't send out many checks because we, we are the leading car buyers. All right, Reverend CHARLES I'm sorry. I had To. I had to tend a little business. You know how it is. Having to pass the plate. I had to. That was me passing the plate. Reverend Charles.

[Bobbo]

You know, John, there ain't no reason why you gots to bury yourself with a little hesitation. This is the kind of thing can't be rushed right here. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Conway West.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kanye, not Conway.

[Bobbo]

That's what. Conway Twitty. That's what I said. Conway west done come out. All this look here in pro Trump business going on, and you know, the good books do say you guys to love your neighbor.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you guys to do on the other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

But also talks about the fiery sword. The fiery sword of going about your business in a way where you don't get had. And we've all been had. If you go to the Walmart down here off of the vicar Lane, you gonna pay 348 for your meal. Why come at $2 in Saginaw? That's because somebody got their hands on your pocket. Get your hands off of my pocket, Devil. Now Kanye is going very far and being a good boy about loving his neighbor. Especially when his neighbors put on a tax law. Give him back million. Oh, his dollars. While his little bit pretty black brothers and sisters. He's starving down the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Bobbo]

And he gone so far with his love. Praise Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

He got a little old Kardashian girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Locked her up.

[Bobbo]

She just as pretty as a biscuit on a plate. And I understand. I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go after nobody like that. But I understand. And it's little old kids. Northwest Southwest. Southwest Love Field West.

[John Clay Wolf]

Metro Chicago.

[Bobbo]

Metro Chicago. That's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just Chicago.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's fine.

[Bobbo]

Midway Fields. That's the culture happening here. But you know, back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

When Conway Kanye say that slavery was a choice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That he may be talking about today. He may be talking about last month at tax time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What.

[Bobbo]

But flavor back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I believe the day was a Saturday. Was not. No choice. It was not a choice for people like me.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

And people like you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were never a slave. You were never a slave.

[Bobbo]

But you got to do Conway Kanye take his business when he talking about. And said, hi, this is CONWAY Kanye, and Mr. Trump is my BFF.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're buddies. They're buddies.

[Bobbo]

And we gotta show some love.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

To the Cheeto King.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what? He's just bringing the world back together. What's wrong with that?

[Bobbo]

Did I say Cheeto King?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said Cheeto King.

[Bobbo]

You know your tater chips, don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I know they ain't a tater in a Cheeto bag.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got it.

[Bobbo]

And that's my point.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your whole point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles. You sound a lot like another character on this show named cluck. I don't think I've ever met.

[Bobbo]

I ain't got no cross or no chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a rooster.

[Bobbo]

Once them chalking get over your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of listeners, if you'd like the golden cock award, go to the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. And we do a contest every Tuesday night on car values.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

We take five of the cars that we're gonna sell at the Dallas auto auction the next morning. And it's showcase showdown rules. From the price is right. The closest person to the total number. We post it Wednesday afternoon wins a golden cock trophy of all five cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

The total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Total since you had 250,002 or 350,000. You know, it's typically a lot of highlights. Add them up. But you have all the data there and you can do your math and add it up and post it on the deal. You get to sell that b T shirt and you get the rooster. Chicken head. Golden JCW's Car man of the week. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see a picture of it on our website at our Facebook John Clay Wolf show on the web as that's the Facebook and then john claywolf.com is the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're fixing to lose a few affiliates.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can tell them how to stream.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stream continues @john clay wolf.com right at the top there's a little button. Just push that and it'll stream the next hour. It streams the whole show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna lose the buzz. And ZPs is all we're gonna lose. We're fixing to fix that. And that those Kansas City cluckers were trying to. They were. Were trying to cornhole me into a deal I didn't want. I'm done with this. Pulled the plug. I'm done with this. We're. We. We do a four hour show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do a four hour show. Well. And when we do new deals, they're going to be four hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you. Well, it's the whole show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh. Bobby, good morning in Orange, Texas.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this truck leather?

[Caller]

No. It's false.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 06 Ram 2500 with 350,000 miles on. Is it an SLT or a ST?

[Caller]

It's a SLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

331,371 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean except for the outside. It's got the back bumper and one scratch on the driver's side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 60606. Does five grand buy it?

[Caller]

Five grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Feels like a good price. Everything works on a full drive. Work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up in the deal. Say John was thinking five grand. He needed to see pictures in what my buyers will get with you immediately.

[Hannah]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Romero. Romo. Tony Romo's dad. Get him in here.

[Turley]

Yeah. It is Cinco de Mayo today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is Cinco de Mayo. It's yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, today, where's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I quit drinking. I gotta tell you about that later. Today's pick a hell of a day, Romero. Have you. Have you ever quit drinking before?

[Bobbo]

I don't know about these. You know the quitters never queen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they do.

[Bobbo]

And the winner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I quit drinking between now and fourth of July. But why? Why didn't I quit? Just because I'm getting. You know, my pants are feeling a little tight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Wait till tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I quit three days ago and I feel terrible this morning. I didn't drink at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

True. It'll happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. Romero. What's up with you and Cinco de Mayo? You know, this is the second largest beer sales day of the year.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or maybe the first. July 4th, or Cinco de.

[Bobbo]

In America.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Mexico, they. They ignore this day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, for the most part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especiality this year, Tony Romo's father, everyone. For new listeners, Tony Romo's dad has been coming in the studio and joining the show for a couple of years now. You know, it made more sense when he was playing for the Cowboys. But, you know, everyone enjoys him, so we keep him around.

[Bobbo]

There's nothing finer than when the Cinco de Mayo lands on the weekend. Nowadays, you know, my wife and I have many photographs of the children because Antonio's older brother Jaime, little Jaime was born on the May 5th in the 1974. And so every year we had the Cinco de Mayo slasher. Jaime's birthday celebration.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[Bobbo]

And I recall Antonio was just a little quarterback. And he was 8 years old, but a little short for his cheers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he had the latest part.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, now the boy.

[Bobbo]

His smoother. Jamila Jubakovsky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

As she did every year, she went to buy Jaime a pinata for Los Fiesta pinata king.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cute.

[Bobbo]

40 little ninos and aos to Beatle candy in there. Candy falls like A rain.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Like a beautiful spring rain.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

And she was told to buy him the he man pinata.

[J.D. Ryan]

The he man pinata.

[Bobbo]

You remember the cartoon?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen him in Walmart.

[Bobbo]

And I don't know why she went to lay. But they did not have the He Man. She came home with the looking like my pretty poor phony.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they're pretty funny. Yeah, I remember those boots.

[Bobbo]

With a giant horn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

On the top of his head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unicorn.

[Bobbo]

Like a unicorn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unicorn.

[Bobbo]

Like the unicorn.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen those unicorns.

[Bobbo]

But she. She have her father, Slovak Dubakovsky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Hang at the pinata. He's 7ft tall. He put it a little too high.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little too high for the kids.

[Bobbo]

And Antonia could not reach it at the time. And his older brother love him him so much. He give Tony a booster.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, give him a little pickup to get.

[Bobbo]

And he still cannot hit it because he was never a very good baseball player.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[Bobbo]

And Antonio have a little temper, even back then. He grabbed the unicorn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. He got a hold of it. Did he?

[Bobbo]

And he throw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

28 yards.

[J.D. Ryan]

28.

[Bobbo]

Cross the jar above the kiddie pool. And he hit his. His grandfather. Slovaka Juba cops. You're right in the eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

With the horn and the candy fall. And the little children saw running. Antonio's crying again. Grandpa. Grandpa. It's a horrible time, but. But it was still the sink of the mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

Big day and time for celebrations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

And many great years to come. So I hope that you all will have a beer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, beer.

[Bobbo]

And calm the hell down.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that is your Cinco de Mayo story.

[Bobbo]

Happy, happy. Cinco de Mayo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Ronnie, Rody, Good morning. You're on the air. You hear me, honey? Good morning. I can hear you. And I mean, whoever was giving us the Cinco de Mayo rundown has got me excited. I'm ready for a margarita. Tell me. I know that y' all went and walked the facility, but real quick. And we have 50 seconds left before we're out. What's the listener party at the Give Me the Vin Bow and Gym Bash. How's this gonna work? The givemetheven.com bow and gym bash 7.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is going to be kicked off from.

[John Clay Wolf]

3Pm to 5pm at Big Beat Dallas. Big Beat Dallas is a brand new nightclub that is at the Toyota Music Factory, formerly known as the Irving Factory. And it's going to be a blast.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's free.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're going to have our listener party there in like, the doors open up to the venue. Right. It's like part of it. Okay, cool. And this is December. I mean, June 10th.

[J.D. Ryan]

June 10th. Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sunday, June 10th.

[John Clay Wolf]

June 10. A Sunday. Ronnie, I've got 10 seconds. I've got to go. We'll talk to you more later. I like you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Have a great show. Thanks. 800. 800 radio. Jump to the stream. If you we lose you. Otherwise, hang on. Our number four is right around the corner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wolf dot com.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name this tune, Bobo.

[Bobbo]

She's my little rock and roll. That is Keith Richards on lead vocals.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's close. Tna. Good morning, everyone. Our number four begins right now. Our own strip club DJ is down in the south bayou land with a customer. I'm scared. I'm scared.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just never know what you're gonna get.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think because he started driver. Now he used to work up here in the show and now he drives and picks up cars for giving them in. He's got a customer with him is what the note says. Happy customer. Oh, good. But where and why? I mean, it could be a normal setting, but it could be very obscure as well. Strip club. Good morning.

[Caller]

Morning, John. How are you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Are you at a gator farm or what?

[Caller]

No, we're out here in Tick fall picking up a very nice jeep from a very nice man. And he was very happy with the whole deal. And he'd like to tell you how happy he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's talk to him.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name's Kyle.

[Caller]

Here he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Kyle. Hey.

[Caller]

How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What city did he say you're in?

[Caller]

We are in. We're actually in Laranjeira, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said Tick Falls.

[Caller]

Tick fall. He have to go through tick fall to get to Larondra.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course you do.

[Bobbo]

That makes perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't we get this on the big air part of the program?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you were afraid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ghosts are tick fall all take a left of lra. And when you hear. When you see the kid with his walking around with a motorcycle helmet on out in the middle of the street. That's my house, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy?

[Caller]

Yeah, I bought a Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of Jeep?

[Caller]

A 2014 Wrangler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[Bobbo]

Unlimited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. How so you went to the website and loaded it up or did you call on the show?

[Caller]

Yeah, we know. We went into my buddy, I work in the plants and my buddy told me about Y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller]

We called y', all, and y' all blew. I mean, everybody around here waved by a long shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been buying cars in Louisiana for 22 years, and bringing the Dallas market to Louisiana has really been my niche for a long time because, well, the big metros just have more money. Bigger.

[Caller]

Yeah, you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bigger population.

[Caller]

Definitely stay in business around here. Keep this up.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like we really stole one. Sounds like we really, really good. Yeah. Tell strip club DJ to make sure the police aren't following him on the way out of there because he stole your car. But. No, I. I hear you. Most of the time, when people start telling me we beat everybody else by three grand, I'm like, oh, oh, man, this is gonna be. Yeah, maybe I made a slip in my twist, but it'll all work out, man. It's just a game of averages, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks. Have fun in Tickfaw on Cinco de Mayo.

[Caller]

You dare?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

We're gonna light it up, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I mean, it's just. It writes itself, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Straight to the bank of your money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It writes itself.

[Bobbo]

It's kind of sad, though, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

We got another Franklin, Louisiana. Where's that?

[Bobbo]

Strip clubs.

[Caller]

How you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Where. Where's Franklin?

[Caller]

Between New Orleans and Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know where Tickfaw is?

[Caller]

Yes, that's way north of us. Yeah, that's. That's.

[Bobbo]

That's.

[Caller]

That's Yankees up there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the Yankees of Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta spend some more time down there, man. I used to go all the time. I haven't been in so long. I need to go down there, go fishing. When's the good fish? Fishing season?

[Caller]

Not well, actually. They closed it a little bit in the bay because they got some bad water. But redfish is going to start hitting in the month of May.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Month of May. Month of May. 08 Ram. Half ton, 84,000 miles. Does it have the big wheels or small wheels? The.

[Bobbo]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 20s or the 18 big wheel?

[Caller]

Oh, the 17 got 17s on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it cloth and leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the. Which engine?

[Caller]

The V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Oh, pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 6000.

[Caller]

Okay. Any different? I changed out the front bumper, the front grille, and the back bumper. All the chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, so it was a ST, not an SLT. Right? It was an ST. Go to givemetheven.com. take some pictures of it. Build it. Build it as an style. The computer will bid it, and then we'll come in and probably give more than what the computer said, because the way you did the appearance package change and I'll get it bought. We'll. We'll Send Strip Club DJ down there with a check. All right. 800-800-72-3,4. Just go to. Give me the vin.com.

[Turley]

You forgot to ask that guy what he thought when strip club was pulling up. Tick Paul and Tick Tick Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tick Falls. I'll be damn. I'm a damn of a damn. We don't hear flowers from Arkansas people enough. We got the Oklahoma drilled in West Texas. All the fun people and the. That's what's fun about this show is listening. It's like you can take a little trip around the region. Sure. But just listen to the accents and the stories.

[J.D. Ryan]

Touches here, touches there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a film out. Is it a film or a book? I was just. I just hit it. It's the unforgettable story of the 2007 Houston Astros and the resilience of a city. Talking about the floods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the floods.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I never even thought about the fact that. That, you know, because we were so involved in the. In with Operation Airdrop and all the floods. But, you know, the history part of this will be that the town got washed away and the Astros were so mad at the rainwaters that they took the world championship. There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll be the history.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Houston has made a bigger deal out of their. Well, they won it. First of all, I was fixing to say. I was fixing to show how stupid I am. I was dreaming. I was dreaming is what I was doing. I. I was fixing to say, I think Houston made a bigger deal out of their World Series win than the Texas Rangers and DFW made out of theirs. Yeah, but we never had one out away. One out away.

[J.D. Ryan]

So technically, you're right, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes sense that they. That they're acting like the Philadelphia Eagles do after drinking and Are they Sixers out of the. Out of the deal yet?

[Turley]

No, they're still rolling right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, if they win, I'll be sick. I mean, Philly can't take two.

[Turley]

I don't think they will.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you remember that year that the Rangers went to the series, the Mavs came right behind it and went all the way. Yeah, that's true. So these things run in cycles, but it definitely is not Dallas's football cycle.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's no reason for them to be any good this year, either.

[Turley]

They had a great draft, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come On.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but did they.

[John Clay Wolf]

But are all those guys gonna start.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so weird because Deck did so well the year before, and then when he was the guy, not so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's just the same, everybody around him. It's a game of millimeters in that level of true.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

One guy don't do it.

[Bobbo]

Sophomore slump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, sophomore slump.

[Turley]

They got a good receiver in the draft, so I think they'll be all right.

[Bobbo]

And picked up two in free agents.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bobbo is across from me, Turley's to my left, and J.D. ryan's to my right. My name is John Clay Wolf. Case of guys that. That never have heard us before. Did you get that clip from Norman?

[Turley]

Yeah, I don't. There's three clips. I don't know if these are it. It's labeled as Mexican produced bit, Mexican ditch weed bit, and not an F bomb bit. So I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ditch weed's pretty funny. Okay. This was from last week.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eating more barbecue, you're getting fatter, you're smoking more weed, you're drinking more beer, you.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, I eat him a lot of more.

[J.D. Ryan]

A barbecue. Of course, the weed is dirt cheap.

[Bobbo]

Down here, so I love it. I love this thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Easy, easy, easy. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The weed is dirt cheap down here. I love it, and I eat more barbecue.

[Bobbo]

Quite an endorsement.

[John Clay Wolf]

How cheap is dirt cheap, Norman?

[Bobbo]

Well, I think that the father. They go north.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Bobbo]

The dispenser. It is. I don't know, by me, by my standards, down here is half a price that I used to pay. Pay back home.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I am.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I am in heaven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Half price.

[Bobbo]

Half price. Yeah. Can't beat that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would weed cost more in PA than it does in Texas? Is it Mexican ditch weed or is it real weed?

[Bobbo]

It's the real ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, because there's a lot of ditch weed down here that's just no bueno. It's just shrubs. Yeah, I. I. Babo used to sell it. Oh, he got in trouble. Not for selling dope, but for selling bad dope. That's our Pennsylvania, Puerto Rican friend.

[Bobbo]

Not true, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to hear another clip of him? He's talking about the Texas women.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Turley]

Which one is that? Not an F bomb or Mexican producer produce bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's the difference between Pennsylvania and Texas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, people down here, they're more happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy. Going, going.

[Bobbo]

I like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like Texas. The food, the women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, the women. What about the women?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they are fantastic in the way.

[Bobbo]

They look like they, they, they, they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they are fantastic in the way they look like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that is correct. I don't know why you feed them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Down here, but oats, my good man, oats. And Lone Star cards. By the way, I want to take this opportunity to. Because I. To thank all the good looking, busty Texas women.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good times. Good times. Good times. I've got to bid this. I've got to bid this truck real quick or. Hey, no, no, Narvel, it's not time to start cleaning in here yet.

[Turley]

No GMT janitors walking around here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but he knows we're on the airtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't know the difference. He's just. He's a little slow. Lance, good morning on the air.

[Caller]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Good morning to you, sir.

[Caller]

Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. What's. What's the weather like? Is the sun shining? Amarillo, Texas, this morning?

[Caller]

It's beautiful here. The wind's not blowing. That's the rarity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been. Is this the first time you've ever tuned into our show?

[Caller]

No, I've tuned in several times. I just have a truck for sale and I'm just feeling out the market basically now. I figured I'd give you a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see 11F350 with 175,000 miles. My questions are, is it a single wheel or a dually?

[Caller]

A single wheel and it's been fully deleted. I don't know if you're interested in something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll buy it. I'd rather buy a deleted truck with big miles than one with short miles. When people delete trucks in warranty, it really, really changes the value, like 4 or 5,000.

[Caller]

It's been deleted. It's H and S Mini Max Sinister, egr. Delete. Been good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a long bed, single wheel.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a lariat.

[Caller]

Lariat Ultimate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Full front end replacement bumper, headache rack with lights in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 18 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, 18 grand. Won't get this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are just too high. They're just too high. I mean, I know you want 20 or 21, but I just can't. I mean, with. With 175 on it, I gotta draw the line somewhere. But I will give 18 grand based off what you're telling me. And if you want, I might give 19. And if that works for you, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And if they. If the, the computer. The computer is going to hit you lower than. I just. Just did. So, you know, don't freak out. Say. Well, he told me 18. What's this, 15? Well, the. The computer's adjusting for the miles like the way it should be. And I'm over allowing for him Texas style, because I know that. That, you know, I could still use this truck in with that particular engine in that year with 175, but like an 08 or a 2010 if it's a year older. With 175, oh, my God. I'd chop it in half because the miles on that previous engine just don't do it. Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. what's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's see. A little raccoon. Actually, our little buddy Randy the chipmunk may want to jump in here and talk about this one. A raccoon caused an Air Canada. Excuse me. Flight bound for Toronto to be delayed nearly seven hours on Thursday. Flight passenger Damian Lee says it was just like a circus in there. Raccoon jumping all over the airplane. Lassoes finally had to be brought in to catch the animal, get him off. They actually had to lasso a raccoon. It's a lasso. What's wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell is wrong with you?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lassoes were brought in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Lasso's a hair product.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not either.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Vidal Lasso.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it, you damn Yankee.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What are you doing with a coon on an airplane?

[J.D. Ryan]

The raccoon.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's just a recipe for disaster.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a smaller airport in near Toronto, and they. He just got on the airplane while the aircraft was open. And you know how they leave it open sometimes to air it out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was in Canada, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was in Canada.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, that's what happened. See, Weed's legal in Canada.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah, so.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, what happens when you spot. Smoke a bunch of weed? You don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you don't care.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It doesn't matter if you're a brain surgeon or auto mechanic or airplane man. They leave their doors open to air out the aircraft. God almighty, man.

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is the raccoon on the airplane?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Have you ever been around? A raccoon's high on weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They will eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

This one just won't. Wanted to take a flight.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I guess Cocoons are nutty anyway. But you get them high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then you get them scared, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Boy, look out. It's really something in confined spaces, like on airplanes, they start to take it out on everybody. Around them.

[J.D. Ryan]

They said he was chewing on one of the seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's crazy. My friend Rusty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Rusty one time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Now we don't fly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rusty's a raccoon.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just checking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What the hell do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I'm asking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me and Rusty one time, Rusty City, and we don't fly. No, but Rusty said he got on the Tre with a raccoon one time. It was real late at night, the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Train, like 8 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And he didn't think nothing bad, just walked up on like haha, yeah, get.

[J.D. Ryan]

On up a train.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're going to Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yay. He said when the train started rolling, that raccoon lost his mind just as soon as it started rolling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Have you ever been on Tre?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I have actually.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everybody's quiet. Not a lot of rules. No, I mean you can drag, you can do everything but smoke weed. No, everybody was real quiet. And the raccoon freaked right out. He's eating a bag of LA potato chip. And the train kicked off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And the chips hit the ceiling and the raccoon's like, let me off, let me off. Well, it doesn't stop until you get to North Richland Hills.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. That's where the stop is.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And God, it felt like eight weeks. Rusty said. Rusty said the raccoon was bouncing off them walls, trying to hide in ladies purses, trying to hide in the back of the. Because the train's full.

[J.D. Ryan]

That train's full of people.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Raccoons are not meant for public transportation.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. So that's airplanes. Even worse, they got him off the airplane before they took off because you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Know they're serving liquor on those deals, the airplanes.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't want a drunk raccoon on your plane.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Problematic to say the least.

[J.D. Ryan]

Indeed. We will be back with more of this silliness and the John Clay Wolf show and again on our Facebook John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after these messages.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're the train.

[John Clay Wolf]

The grinder switches running right on time. And the Tucker bars are cooking down the line. You go down in Florida, can't be still.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We don't ever play that song French Aranda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Because she's offended.

[J.D. Ryan]

Offended? Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

She likes cdb.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I think she's political.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Charlie Daniels.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She thinks it's political.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's just kind of getting full of herself, isn't she?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, she's an intellectual.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's intellectual?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She was reading chapter books at three months.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't sound like it. Chapter books.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a smart, smart woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Narvel. J.D. good morning. Oh, look at Marvel. I do want him to clean up the. The carpet and where we moved the conference table downstairs. The new Byron.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not right now. Narvel, when we're on the air, you're not supposed to be cleaning. Why are you trying to get out of here so early?

[Bobbo]

I was just trying to get an early start. You know, we get this blue magic on that carpet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Well, you don't like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobbo]

Okay. It works. You got a little bit of gum over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

The carpet?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I can get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we're off the air. We're here till noon.

[Bobbo]

It's like the astronauts. Hey, it just goes with the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand, but. But we need you to clean up studio after we leave.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we ain't doing nothing else. Me and my brother, Robert E. Robert E. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert E. Robert Eberry Atterbury brother.

[Bobbo]

We can go up to Dallas through the NRA rally, watch President Trump tear like it is. That was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that today?

[J.D. Ryan]

That was yesterday. Oh, the event still is today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Trump here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Trump was here yesterday.

[Bobbo]

Robert Eagle was going to try and sell his rims and 7 millimeter rifle. Daddy giving. Because you ever shoot a 7 millimeter?

[Turley]

It's.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a gun show. It's an NRA convention. It's not a gun show. You can't bring your gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get it sold?

[Bobbo]

I bet they had a lot of guns.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they. Actually, they. Now, yesterday, because Trump was there, they didn't let people bring guns.

[Bobbo]

Y' all Want to buy 7 millimeter?

[J.D. Ryan]

I wanted a 7 millimeter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't take it to the convention.

[Bobbo]

I think he said he'd take four.

[John Clay Wolf]

400?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Bobbo]

It's a good rifle. Kick like a mule.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. So, what's the rule? What's the law, J.D. if I buy Narvel's brothers, Robert E. Lee. What's your last name?

[Bobbo]

Atterbury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asbury. If I buy his 7 millimeter rifle.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how do I legally make that transaction?

[Bobbo]

All you gotta do is give Robert E. $400 and take the rifle home and don't kill nobody with it. And if you do, you got to hide the gun, and that's how you do it legally. That's not the law.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not even close.

[Bobbo]

We live out in Palopena county, out by Grayford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Robert E. Likes to squirrel hunt. But every time he fires that rifle, he throws his shoulder out. And with the 7 millimeters, there ain't a whole heck of a lot of squirrel left. And so he's gonna get something smaller. And I wanted to buy me a blowgun and a copy of the Shotgun News and eat a turkey leg and look at the fish in the cabela tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

The NRA convention or a rally is not a gun show.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a gun show.

[Bobbo]

Not even close. It's not the Gun Nye Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's totally different. Do not show up to the convention center with guns.

[Bobbo]

See, that's just how the good Lord looks down on you and good things happen. Because we didn't make it. No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

He took care of you.

[Bobbo]

We got in that old Chevrolet truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We ain't started it since last July.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Because we don't go nowhere. And we got it started up. But you know what?

[Hannah]

What?

[Bobbo]

There was a duck under the hood.

[J.D. Ryan]

That doesn't surprise me at all.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Old Patrice. Patrice, Robert E's favorite duck. She's a sweet little duck.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll run a background trip check on you, John, when you go to a federally licensed gun dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I bought Robert E's gun, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don'T know what the rules are there as far as buying from an individual.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. It'd be all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never bought one from.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know why? What?

[Bobbo]

Because we wouldn't tell on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but the stuff that doesn't make it legal.

[Bobbo]

You remember those chickens that used to play Tic Tac Toe?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

In aquamarine springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Chicken bingo.

[Bobbo]

This duck could play Uno.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Bobbo]

No. And she give it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

The one under the hood, she'd be.

[Bobbo]

Going reds, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

Because that's what you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reds.

[Bobbo]

Right. You play three red and nine red and a two red. Here comes that duck with a switch around. Who knows? And she said, yellow. And you're like, damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nut.

[Bobbo]

That Patrice taking my money again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every time.

[Bobbo]

She's a Uno plane. Son of a gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did she make it through the startup of the fan blade in the old Chevy truck?

[Bobbo]

Well, I'll tell you, it got her on the bill. Yeah. And she was stuck in there for a while. But she's a tough duck. It lies there in between. You know what A compressor is of course that fan blade right up against radiator's compressor. Had her bill caught in there. The thing about that Chevy is you can't just turn it off.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't.

[Bobbo]

Why you gotta pop the hood.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo]

And go out and displugulate the battery dysplugulate. So she's in there and boys, it's trying to run.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can hear it, right?

[Bobbo]

And she couldn't even quack. It had her bill caught and she was flapping. I'd like to see her lay a uno switch around yellow on me now. But we got her out of there. She's. She's convalescing. But if she doesn't get better, I guess we still got that 7 millimeter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm glad you didn't put her out.

[Bobbo]

Of her duck misery.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm glad you didn't make Owen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Arville. We've had enough of you.

[Bobbo]

Poor thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and are you there?

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. How are you?

[Caller]

I'm outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see that you have a fancy car here. 06 Hummer H1. And it says it's got Rollo Miles 18. 06 Hummer. The big Hummer. But it's Alpha. Are you 5,000% sure it's Alpha?

[Caller]

One hundred and fifty percent. Okay. You're not going to find a better one in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because that's a lot more expensive than a normal one. So I've had two of these actually in the past year. How did you find out about us? Did you. I mean what's making you call in a radio show with a Hummer? Alpha?

[Caller]

I'm glad you did because I've listened to you. I listened to you guys. No, I said call us with the big stuff. So I'm calling with the big stuff.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 100 grand buy it? No, what buys it?

[Caller]

You're not gonna find a better one.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I'm not gonna find a better one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've offered this man a hundred thousand dollars on this car. Okay, so. So how long have you had it?

[Caller]

Three years. It's a unicorn. And I put 2,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Since I've had it. What does it take to buy it? There's 110 by it. There's 115 by it. There's 120 by it.

[Bobbo]

I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got.

[Caller]

You're getting close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know I'm getting close, but I'm running out of air too. I'm running out of air.

[Caller]

Well that's That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Caller]

That's not my issue. But 125. It's yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's so weird? That's exactly what I paid for these other two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead on 125.

[Caller]

I mean, if I send you pictures, what color. When I load these pictures in, just red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the. Is the Carfax clean?

[Caller]

It's perfect. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So on a scale of 1 to 10.06 Hummer H1 Alpha with 18,000 miles. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller]

9.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I'll give 125. So I own it. Do I own the car If I give 125? Okay, that's mine. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do we do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to give me the. What city are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Sugarland.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheEven.com loaded into the website say John bought this from me for 125,000. You can just write it. You can build your own bill of sale Here. Talk to my buyer for me. John bought it. John and I made a deal for 125k already. He said, verify the clean Carfax. Here's the pictures to verify. The condition is perfect. Where's my damn money?

[Caller]

Very good, because my wife's gonna want to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we will get it immediately. So today's Saturday. Show Sugar Land. We can come back this. We can come by this afternoon if you. If you have a title to it.

[Bobbo]

I do.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is. This brother's got a little scratch.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll do it. If you want to do it today. We can do it today. If you want to do it Monday, Tuesday. You just tell them when you want it. Get us the information, start taking pictures, send them over to givemetheven.com. you can put your license plate or your VIN number and it'll take them both, assuming it's registered. And we'll get it done. Yes, thanks.

[Caller]

It is I.

[Bobbo]

100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Owen. 8, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Get you some. Get you some. Remember the green one?

[Turley]

Yeah, that was nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

That green one came from El. El Campo, Texas. It was like an airplane hanger. And he bought it off his brothers, his sister's husband in Arizona. He gave 100 for it, sold it to me for 125. Wow. Five years later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good investment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. Some cars do go up, and that's one of them. Some cars do go up, and that is one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of cars, the 28 year old marriage between Cars frontman Ric Okasic and his former supermodel Paulina. I probably screw up the last name Pova Porikova. They broke up 28 year marriage. Actually they met while they were doing the video. They met on the set of the video Drive. Who's going to drive you home? She's announced on social media Wednesday that she and her husband have been peacefully separated for the past year. Ironically, again, they met on the set of of Drive and she just basically took her 28 years. But she just found out he's old and ugly, dude. He's so. He's.

[Bobbo]

He also just got into the rock and roll hall of fame. So he's like, bye, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he is the. No, he ain't leaving her. No. He's the ugliest man on the planet, Bubba. He. He is the epitome of become a rock star and you'll get a pretty girl, boy. So she's finally gotten to the point where she realizes that she's married an ugly old white guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically. She's still gorgeous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gorgeous. We'll be back in just a minute.

[Announcer]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neighbor, neighbor, Neighbors. Have I got neighbor. Baba, turn your damn phone off, boy. What do you mean, Lord? Where'd you come out of the country?

[Bobbo]

I got a muted. I was trying to make a call before we came back. Nobody would have known a thing. Why don't you freak out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you guys are gonna be so much fun working together every day, six days a week. How much was that?

[Bobbo]

Now you're like Sylvester hanging off the ceiling, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is gonna be good.

[Bobbo]

This is gonna be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo's gonna move in with 3K and you're gonna get to deal with him every single single day.

[John Clay Wolf]

John in here, greatness in here.

[Bobbo]

But I know right here in our natural habitat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I just follow you guys around?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the problem is we have so much space to give me the vin things grown so much. The original office in this complex is the studio, right? And that's where Babo's gonna be. That's where I hang my hat and hide a little bit.

[Bobbo]

I love this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love this. And he's just gonna. He won't shut up on camera all day.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I rode with him to Houston. I love you, Mapo. You know that? Don't get upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an entertainer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an entertainer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Total entertainer.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to entertain you even when you don't want to be entertained.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He works out his stuff on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it goes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you've been drinking, it's blast. But since I just quit drinking. So you're starting in June, and I'm not going to start drinking again until July 4th, so I might have to stay away from you for a month.

[Bobbo]

Whatever. Whatever makes you feel good, man. You know, I'm casual either way, you know, don't diss me over it. Do what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not dissing.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that dissing? I don't think I'm dissing. Little.

[Bobbo]

It feels a little dissy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said you're very entertaining. Extremely entertaining. It's like laying out that old babble boy. You don't need to be hanging out with him. You don't get nothing done.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what you said last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the listeners, this has already begun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobbo]

No, but, like, that's the only way I know to be a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why we love you.

[Bobbo]

I'm a showbiz person.

[J.D. Ryan]

And more importantly, why'd you quit drinking? Oh, because of the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because I just. You try to lose weight and I'm working so much. I need a, I need a. I just don't need. It's really weird, I'll tell you. Yeah, I've only quit drinking for three days now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, that's a start.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like, typically on a Friday evening after work, I'd love sitting at a bar and having three big of those schooners, watching a baseball game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ice cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I do with my downtime, right? And so now, like, I'm like, what am I going to do with my downtime?

[Bobbo]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going to be bored.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my crutch of downtime. And I'll get home and grab a couple beers, go sit on the computer and work for a while. But see, I mean, I, I, I'm like, gonna have to go work out or do something healthy. But it's not fun, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

You need to go back to drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I'm gonna give it a minute to try to quit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nah, I would go right back to it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're gonna hurt yourself, man. Yeah, dude, apparently it doesn't make any difference.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently not.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I quit drinking whiskey, like, more than six months ago. I call you guys, you're like, oh, you're dry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've had no whiskey. Not a drop of whiskey in six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Months is not drinking.

[Bobbo]

Hard liquor at all, but trying to. Trying to compensate with red wine, which I find a very mild.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mother was a terrible wine drunk. She was so freaking annoying to make you want to kill yourself.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I guess it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're more obnoxious on wine than you were on whiskey, Bob.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. When that phone rings at 6:15 twice in a row from Bombo, it's like Melinda's back from. From the dead. John Clay. John Clay, what are you doing? John Clay. Oh, my God. I love you so much. Oh, my God. And she starts telling you a story. And, you know, I could. I could hang with it for about 10 minutes. She'd want to go for an hour and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course she loves you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got to where she would sit down with my ex wife. And she was in Colorado, my ex wife, obviously, here at our home. And they'd sit there and both bust open a bottle on the other ends of the phone.

[Bobbo]

There you go. Now that's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's partying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they sit there and drink and talk for three hours. I mean, if that ain't partying hard. Yeah. And then, you know, your dad back in the. My. My ex wife sure would start, like, catching. Like claiming that I'm doing something that my father did to my mother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the day.

[J.D. Ryan]

But because you were actually a man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jail, like, guilty by association. So I. I caught this. I'm like, listen, you're not gonna sit on my phone in my house, drinking my booze, talking to my mama about my daddy and get me in trouble.

[Bobbo]

Sure you should have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all can't shut up. You need to quit talking to my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mama on my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

On my phone, at my house, drinking my booze because she don't know when to shut up if she starts making. Making up stories a little bit like you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yo, did that go over well?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not married anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess not. This is the perfect storm. This is such a great spring. I can't believe this. But now, first Bobbo's gonna move in with Prek, and then you're gonna quit drinking. And then you and Bobbo are gonna work together six days a week in close proximity.

[Bobbo]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Pre K hasn't. Hasn't committed to anything.

[Turley]

No, he hasn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna happen. It's gonna happen, and it's too good. This is the perfect storm. This is George Clooney in the Perfect Storm.

[John Clay Wolf]

The question is, is Bobbo going to make Pre K cool or is Pre K Gonna make Bobo black. Not that black isn't cool. No. But Prek is a white black guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobbo is, he's got, he's got more soul than Prek for sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Pray he's got soul.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but I. I guess was the rub off effect between the. These two roomies. Is Babo going to start wearing his hat backwards and color matching high, high top tennis shoes to his hat?

[Bobbo]

Bling bling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or is Pre K going to ditch the hat and let his hair grow out and start listening to Steely Dan and wearing a little beanie? Not a beanie, but a beret. Well, we'll see what's going to happen. But something will happen. There will be a rub off effect between these two musicians.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hollywood cannot write this kind of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-072348-00800 radio. John, you probably heard me bid that 170,000 mile truck earlier.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the same thing with 164. It's really about the same. Does that. It's one year. It's the same when you get. Yeah, but when you get into that body style, I would. King Ranch 164. You know, I, I would stretch on this one a little bit. Just, just 19 or 20 by this one. Not even close. Now hang, hang on, hang on. John. You walked into this run run. So you clearly heard me bid this 2011 which is the same body style truck for 18 grand. We talked about it for a long time. You've got a 2012 with 8,000 less miles. 60. 164,000 miles and I'm not even close. So what's it take to buy this one?

[Caller]

5. 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and they say you don't have good marijuana up in the, in West Texas.

[Turley]

What did he say?

[J.D. Ryan]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

30.

[Bobbo]

Damn high.

[DJ Pre K]

Hell no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell no. Hell no. Hell no. Waylon in Borger. Is it Corger or Borger? Texas border with a B. I got you. And that, that, that. They don't call him Pre K for no reason. He can't spell real well.

[Bobbo]

I can fix that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're gonna help him with the spelling. That's job one step one.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lesson one is, is take the Azel reading classes out of him.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Silverado with 34 crew cab. Is it leather roof, Nav cloth. What we got?

[Caller]

It's a has cloth seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's SL E or L S model. What? It's a Chevy, right?

[Caller]

Yes sir. I think it's a lt LT one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. I'm getting I'm showing my age here. They used to be LSS and LT's crew Cab. Big back door, small back door, big.

[Caller]

Back door, four wheel drive. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd have to be if you live in Borker. I mean, my God, you couldn't even get out of your driveway to know they take your man card away and it. And it has 34,000 miles and it's LT, not a LS cuz I've got it here as a L. And it's a 53, right?

[Caller]

No, it has the 43, the V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So need to bang that down. What color.

[Caller]

They call it? It's like an off color. It's not charcoal gray. Forgot what they call it. It's like a special color.

[John Clay Wolf]

25,000 miles. $25,000. I mean, based off of what you're telling me, if you'll go to give me the vin.com and load the VIN number in or your license plate, we'll get it. We'll email you an exact bid, get some pictures. But mid-20s is the money.

[Caller]

Okay, so about 25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Oh, what could you do? Maybe 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. We make 300. Three to 400 bucks a car.

[Caller]

Okay. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I mean, I. So if we're. If we're gonna go to border and pick this car up, what's it gonna cost me to. To get this car brought to Dallas? 270. Yeah, I'm guessing 270. And then I've got to pay somebody to go to your house to pick it up or to meet you with the paperwork, the check. So there's 50. So I got roughly three. Three and a quarter in moving this thing. I give you 25. 350. Then I've got to clean it up. You think it's clean? It's not clean enough. And it's another hundred. You know, if I get 26 grand for this truck, I'll make 400 bucks after we put a windshield in it because you. It's got a busted windshield in it. You forgot to tell me that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I've just done it. Too much Louisiana whiskey. Dent bust a windshield. Needs tires.

[Turley]

It's normal.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't just eat anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've seen it every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't. Right. See it anymore.

[Turley]

Hail.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't know. They didn't.

[Turley]

I know there's hail there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Storm of 1923.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Dallas market does bring more, but they're a little pickier. Sure, you can get away with more edge in These rural markets, more, you know, light hail, you know. Hell, who cares?

[J.D. Ryan]

Small town, you can deal with the ugly woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

Oh, that knocking noise, now that's normal noise.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't get away with that out there. It's in the dealer world.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not at all. Let's see here. Oh, this is kind of fun. This is from the hell. Yeah, like that's gonna happen. Department, Indiana State Police. Asking anybody who found loose money on i70 Wednesday, please bring it back. A chaotic scene unfolded Wednesday around 9 o' clock in the morning, westbound I70 when the back of a Brinks truck, looks like out of some kind of a movie opened up and bags of money actually were falling out onto the interstate. They think they lost about six. 600,000. $600,000. Oh, and the state police would like you to kindly bring it back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We like. We accidentally paid a guy 18,000 for a $10,000 truck the other day. Yeah, because we got screwed up. He sold us a truck earlier that was 18,000. Then we bought another truck from him for 10,000, but they screwed up on the paperwork and sent out the 18 and sent the check for 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you kindly brought it back?

[John Clay Wolf]

We kindly called him and he kindly told us to kiss his ass. Really? He really did? He's. I mean, did he steal it from us? No. Did we make an error? Yes. But I mean, do you have any. Any goodwill in your soul at all when you know that this was a ridiculous overpayment?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, almost.

[Turley]

But in this situation, are you gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really bring that money back? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta. Well, out here, the only bad part is they could mark. They could know the serial numbers and they can mark the bills. You just found it? I just found it. This stuff. Authorities say they've cracked the case of the mysterious serial pooper target targeting a high school football field in New Jersey. And they have identified the suspect as the school superintendent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he made a statement yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait to hear it.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Township police, the resource officer, basically, they did it. They did a pardon. They did a sting operation. They set up security cameras and they found this guy pooping on the field daily. Every single daily. Daily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he. What did you know?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

More.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want more info. Well, I have questions. Was he moving around a grid? Did he have a pattern?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he. Were the stools the same size? What time of the day did he have a dip or coffee? Before or after?

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he a smoker? I have a lot of questions for this guy who decides to poop on his high school football field every day and then put his tie on and say tell the children about life and how they need to be better people. This is unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

And dubbed the pooper Intendant has been charged with lewdness. Littering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teacher. He's the super intent. He made it through the ranks to the top. Teacher. It's just like this gal at my kids school that got fired about two months ago. She's the big principal and I don't know the details but cheating might have been involved. But she had me go to court one day because he was late four times. Huh. So she got hers. Karma's a Be right back. Or no. See you next time.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.com is where all this information is as well as the podcast. Later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money. That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

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