#149 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show (#149)

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, a raucous, free-wheeling Saturday morning staple, brings its signature blend of car buying talk, music banter, edgy comedy, real-life stories, and blunt discussions about current events. Broadcasting across Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and beyond, the team fields listener car calls, riffs on pop culture, addresses recent controversies, and dives into heavier societal issues, all laced with camaraderie and irreverence.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & Summer is Here (00:39–02:34)

• The team marks the unofficial start of summer with Van Halen's “Summer Nights,” a long-running show tradition.
• Playful razzing about age and summer attire (flip-flops, short shorts), leading to jokes about global warming.
• The team introduces themselves: John Clay Wolfe (Host), J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley (producer), DJ Pre K.

Notable Quote

“Chicks are wearing short shorts and spaghetti straps. I bet you have on flip flops. Let's see your nasty feet.”
— John Clay Wolfe (01:24)

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2. Affiliates and Edgy Humor: Getting Back on Oklahoma Air (01:49–02:34)

• The show jokes about being taken off Oklahoma City air for controversial content, including “Indian jokes.”
• They describe a barter-based deal to get back on air, involving Bobbo visiting casinos for live remotes.

Memorable Moment

“We told one too many Indian jokes. We had to take two weeks off timeout. But Engine Joe finally put us in front of the tribunal… they're gonna make us pay. Do a little time.”
— John Clay Wolfe (01:49)

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3. Pooty Tang & 90s Comedy Nostalgia (02:55–07:45)

• The team riffs on the cult movie “Pootie Tang,” its jive language, and its status as a satire. Attempts are made to “speak” in Pootie Tang dialogue.
• They debate the origins of similar comedy characters and their cultural impact.

Notable Exchange

“We might need to interview Pooty Tang.”
— John Clay Wolfe (05:02)

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4. DJ Pre K’s Party Life (07:42–09:11)

• DJ Pre K describes the essential elements of a “Pre K party”: blunts, Hennessy, ladies, and rap music.
• Discussion over whether it’s cool for a musician to play his own tracks at a party, with references to Toby Keith and Kenny Chesney.

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5. Call-in Fun: Early Morning “Drunk” Segment (09:12–11:42)

• The team welcomes their first “drunk caller” of the morning, a regular source of humor.
• The caller’s meandering conversation about being born in Wyoming, living in Texas, and not being from Oklahoma is met with trademark mockery.

Quote

“First drunk of the day. We've gotta love that. Early morning drunk.”
— John Clay Wolfe (11:19)

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6. Promoting the Listener Party & Intra-Team Shenanigans (11:47–14:04)

• Plug for upcoming Bo & Jim Bash Listener Party (Sunday, June 10, Big Beat Dallas, Toyota Music Factory, Irving, TX).
• Running joke about lost promos and Bobbo’s less-than-pro email habits.

Notable Quote

“You stacked [the promo] so hard, it was standing on top of each other. I mean, you had to be doing methamphetamine to keep up with the word tracks.”
— John Clay Wolfe (13:30)

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7. School Shooting in Santa Fe, Texas – Serious Moment (14:28–15:08)

• The team takes a “Monday afternoon shout out” to South Texas, expressing sadness about a school shooting in Santa Fe.
• Brief commentary on “arming teachers with rocks" being unhelpful.

Memorable Quote

“That just broke my guts yesterday when I saw that school shooting … It’s just a gut wrencher.”
— John Clay Wolfe (14:31)

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8. The Show’s Car-Buying Segments (Throughout show, e.g., 16:12, 31:16, 52:26+)

• Listeners call in to buy/sell vehicles, with JCW fielding offers in real-time.
• Notable recurring bits about high-mileage “junk” cars, quick-witted back-and-forth, and the technology behind givemethevin.com.
• Frequent reminders of the “We’ll beat your CarMax offer or pay you $100” promise.

Example (16:40)

“We love buying cars off of dead people…they don’t drive their cars much, they’re low miles per year, and they’re typically very nice.”
— John Clay Wolfe

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9. Listener Call-ins: Technical Issues & Car Buying Humor (27:01, 31:16, 39:25+)

• Troubleshooting with listers from Baton Rouge about broadcast issues.
• Detailed negotiations on used car offers, teaching listeners about the retail/wholesale process.
• Candid explanations: “It's just old piece of junk, dude. Just throw it… Just walk out in the driveway, douche it down with gasoline and light a match and watch it and video it and put it on our website.” (40:54)

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10. Listener Party, Fan Shoutouts, and Rural Car Market Insights (50:44, 51:29, 130:21)

• Shoutouts to fans in Muscle Shoals, Memphis, and beyond, showcasing the show's reach beyond its core markets.
• JCW explains the appeal of buying cars from vacation hotspots like Aspen, CO, and Palm Beach, FL: “The best used cars in the world are parked in garages at vacation homes in Aspen, Colorado.” (130:21)
• Fun promotion: offering t-shirts to the furthest listener (81:08).

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11. “Jesus Commercial” Controversy (43:26–47:05, 64:44–70:02)

• Extensive segment on the blowback received from a comedic “Jesus” GiveMeTheVIN commercial.
• Debate over satire, religious sensitivity, and how different markets react to edgy content.
• The team reads and discusses alternately offended and amused feedback, then riffs on potential new religious satire spots featuring Buddha, Muhammad, and L. Ron Hubbard—the consensus: too edgy for air.

Notable Quotes

“Who has the naming rights to Jesus Christ? … If the churches can use Jesus as an endorsement deal, maybe we can.”
— John Clay Wolfe (44:41, 65:01)

“That one’s not approved. That one is offensive to me.”
— John Clay Wolfe on the proposed Jesus revision (70:02)

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12. Heated Debate: School Shootings, Gun Control, and Teacher Armament (83:24–97:24)

• Highly engaged call-in segment on whether teachers should be armed following the Santa Fe shooting (both pro and con).
• Listeners weigh in with regional and personal perspectives, with themes including Second Amendment rights, armed guards, mental health, and real-life logistics.

Highlight

“Do teachers need to pack heat, do you think?”
— John Clay Wolfe (85:43)
“No guns in school. That’s a bad idea. Somebody’s gonna mess around getting shot, especially by a teacher. That’d make it worse.”
— Thomas in Wichita Falls (94:30)

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13. Running Gags & Notable Character Moments (throughout)

• Recurring bits about Bobbo’s “hooker TV” story (23:13–24:32), Roy’s car pickups and feuds (120:04+), technical gaffes, and affectionate smack-talk among the team.
• Celebrity impersonations: Keith Richards, Rush Limbaugh, Johnny Manziel, and bits referencing their quirks and real-life events.
• Bobbo’s ongoing saga with his therapist (“Dr. Laura”) and moving arrangements, eliciting both jokes and light introspection on mental health.

Notable Quotes

“My therapist is telling me to quit listening to you. It sounds like I’m a negative influence in his life.”
— Bobbo (105:03)

“If you see a little guy in flip flops … showering [at River Crest Country Club], he’s on me.”
— John Clay Wolfe (35:07)

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14. Edgy Satire & Lines Not Crossed

• The crew spontaneously writes additional “endorsement” spots (Buddha, Muhammad, L. Ron Hubbard), debates explicitness and taste on air, and sets boundaries for what they’ll air—even as they push against them for laughs.

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15. Closing Out — Cars, Jams, and Motivation (117:01+)

• Personal updates: John stops drinking, focusing on health and work.
• Stories of car buying adventures, family life, and the satisfaction (and quirks) of finding “cream puff” low-mile cars, especially in rural and vacation markets.
• Show ends with more listener calls and plugs for the show’s ongoing events, t-shirts, and future episodes.

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• “Just walk out in the driveway, douche it down with gasoline and light a match and watch it and video it and put it on our website…”
  — John Clay Wolfe (40:54)

• “That just broke my guts yesterday when I saw that school shooting in our listener… It's just a gut wrencher.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (14:31)

• “Who gives a damn about the royal wedding? It is not I.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (36:58)

• “I don't make the news. I just report it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and I tell truths about Bobbo. We'll be back in a minute.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (25:59)

• “Just because you’re a Christian doesn’t mean you can’t have a sense of humor.”
  — John Clay Wolfe (69:25)

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Significant Timestamps

• School shooting discussion / serious moment: 14:28–15:08, 43:25–47:05, 83:24–97:24
• Listener party promotion / stream info: 11:47–14:04, 50:44–52:08
• “Jesus” spot controversy: 43:26–47:05, 64:44–70:02
• Car-buying negotiation examples: 16:12, 31:16, 52:26, 79:21, 94:27, 106:31
• Fun anecdotes & celebrity bits: 59:05 (Wild Kingdom), 103:15 (Keith Richards), 134:40 (Johnny Manziel), 113:16 (Rush Limbaugh)
• Bobbo’s therapist and mental health banter: 104:08-106:09

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Tone & Style

• Outrageous, honest, and brash, matching the “sex, drugs, and rock & roll” ethos.
• Candid about politics, religion, substance use, and mental health, but with self-deprecating humor.
• Unfiltered language and inside jokes among hosts.
• Direct engagement with fans and critics alike.

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Final Thoughts

This episode exemplifies “The John Clay Wolfe Show”’s unique blend of bawdy humor, car expertise, and social commentary. The team navigates from irreverent comedy and inside radio jokes to heartfelt responses to tragic events, unafraid of controversy and always ready to laugh at themselves and the world around them.
Listener calls and event promotions give a sense of community, while the Jesus spot controversy and Santa Fe school shooting offer moments of cultural reflection. All in all, episode #149 is a wild ride through the landscape of American talk radio, as only JCW and team can do.

Transcript

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[B]

JD We've been kicking off summer with this song for a decade now.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Yep.

[D]

The same song.

[B]

I know that you're 70 decades old, but.

[D]

74.

[B]

Yeah. Same song.

[E]

Do the math.

[B]

Actually, this morning I got up and I called Turley. I'm like, hey, send me the music list. Because I knew that we need to start it off with a summer nights in my radio Van Halen.

[E]

Perfect.

[B]

It's just the way it works, Bob. Good morning. Yeah, Bob, you got to turn your stuff on. Nothing changes. Take the airplane off with all the flaps up.

[E]

Is it summer?

[B]

Yeah, it's summer, man.

[E]

Hey, 19, it's May 19th.

[B]

Yeah, but it's just summer, man. I mean, it's just summer. It's just.

[E]

It's hot.

[B]

It's hot. Chicks are wearing short shorts and spaghetti straps. I bet you have on flip flops. Let's see your nasty feet.

[E]

This ain't. This ain't nothing, man. Wait till that global warming kick in.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[E]

110 in the shade, baby.

[D]

In Alaska.

[E]

I sound especially crisp and sharp this morning.

[B]

Well, you should maybe check these things out before you get on the air. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. r. His name's Bobbo.

[E]

Hi, everybody.

[B]

Austin, Baton Rouge, Oklahoma City. We're back on Oklahoma City. We told one too many Indian jokes. We had to take two weeks off timeout. But Engine Joe finally put us in of front front of the tribute tribunal. And they said, you know what? We're gonna give them a pass because they pay so much in casino taxes. Here we go. Because Bobbo comes up there now. Babo, part of our getting back on in Oklahoma, we had to make a barter deal with them. So you're gonna have to go up to the Windstar once a month for the next six months and do a free live remote.

[D]

Seems fair.

[E]

Free.

[B]

Free.

[E]

I mean, free.

[B]

We'll. We'll talk about the.

[E]

I know. No free.

[B]

But yeah, I mean, they're gonna make us pay. Do a little time. Hello.

[E]

This is two trees from Love County, Oklahoma.

[D]

Well, it's 8:08. So we lasted that long in Oklahoma.

[E]

I and my Apache brothers have decided all male dancers must be homos.

[D]

All right. For those of Us that don't agree with anything he's saying.

[B]

Speaking of my little gay friend at a Starbucks, Pooty Tang. I call him Pooty Tang. He's just a little girl and he's like. Wears contact lenses that are bright green. And his name tag is like Clemente Sanchez. And he's black as. He's black as night. He is as clear as a three dollar bill.

[D]

Clemente.

[B]

And I love him. And, and. And when I roll up, I like it, you know, on the speakers, this pooty tank. And everybody thinks it's so funny that I call him Pootie Tang. Do you remember Pooty Ting?

[D]

Of course.

[B]

How did it go, Bob, with Ah man, I don't remember. It's been a while.

[E]

I was. I was really high through 1993.

[B]

Got it. He would pre k tell. Tell the. The children around the campfire the story of Pootie Tang.

[C]

Yeah, Pooty Tang. He was the guy that talked like wada ta sarate. Sign your pity on the runny kind.

[B]

And what was that all about?

[C]

It was just, you know, it was a lame movie, man. He had a speech impediment or something.

[B]

Just couldn't talk right.

[C]

He couldn't get right.

[B]

It was about a white, a black guy that. That had so much soul. He was. They were making fun of his jive talk.

[E]

And Pooty Tang was. That was not Chris Rock. That was the Saturday Night Live guy, right? Yeah, the ladies man.

[C]

Chris Rock.

[B]

No.

[E]

Was it ladies man?

[B]

Was Pooty Tang a superhero?

[E]

Yeah, he had that belt power.

[B]

At the end of the show, did he jump off that thing and pop his britches out and it flew like a parachute, or was that Undercover Brother? We talked to Jed. They can't see you shaking your head.

[C]

That was Undercover Brother.

[B]

Yes. So who I know Eddie Griffin was Undercover Brother. This guy's like P. Tang meets Undercover Brother. If he was. If they had a gay son. So Pooty Tang. We need to get some Pooty Tang clips. I've forgotten all about Pooty Tang.

[D]

Pooty Tang.

[B]

We might need to interview Pooty Tang.

[E]

I believe Pooty Tang was an Arapahoe.

[B]

Oh, yeah? What part of Oklahoma was Pooty Tang from?

[E]

The part where they grow the corn.

[D]

Pootie Tang is a 2001American comedy film written and directed by Louis C.K. adapted from a comedy scale.

[B]

Yes, that makes sense to me.

[E]

How about that?

[D]

The character Pooty Tang is a satire of the stereotype character who appears in the old films.

[E]

Played by.

[C]

Oh yeah, that makes sense now too.

[D]

Character speech which vaguely resembles Piggin. Pigeon. Pigeon. Is.

[B]

Is pigeon a bird or the language.

[D]

The language is mostly unintelligible to the audience, but other characters in the film have no problem understanding.

[E]

Pooty Tang was played by.

[D]

Does it say here Chris Rock? Is that right?

[B]

Dj Give us another example we'd like to know.

[D]

Yeah. Yes. Pudu Tang's played by Chris Rock.

[E]

Okay. All right.

[D]

Wanda Sykes and Chris Rock. Directed by Luis K. Feature.

[E]

A man, A man or the belt and away with ladies. He is Pooty Tang.

[B]

Dj, could you speak in Pooty Tang language for the rest of the show today?

[C]

Sippy time on your tippy bye. Be white, black, Latino or other. That way.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

There's actually, believe it or not, you look up Wikipedia and there's quotes. Baby, I'm gonna sign your pity on the running kind. I don't have any idea what that means. I hope I'm not saying something bad.

[B]

What else have you got there, J?

[C]

This is very white sounding.

[D]

See my dummy putty Tang don't wa to shana cow, cuz that's comma comma lepa chaha dig, comma comma lep.

[B]

Could you. Could you translate that, DJ Pre K. White, black guy.

[D]

That hurt me to say it.

[C]

Yeah, man, he just means he ain't taking no mess from. From abroad. That, that, that don't respect them.

[D]

Really?

[B]

Hang on. One more, one more time, J.D. okay.

[D]

It says see. See Dami.

[C]

It's Damien.

[D]

See Damie. Pooty Tang don't wa da ta to Shamakao. Because that comma comma lipa chahai dig, dig, dig. Question mark. That's a question mark after dig.

[B]

So he was asking you so. So that he didn't want to take no s off of Mama show.

[C]

Enough, man.

[B]

Okay. How's your world, DJ Pre K?

[C]

Oh, man, it's been blessed, you know.

[B]

Blessed.

[C]

Just buying these cars up, you know. I'm having a little get together tonight.

[E]

So.

[C]

Don'T bring out the Hennessy and all this. So we gonna get right. You biting everybody.

[B]

Where? What? Yeah, y' all want to come through.

[C]

Man, My mama ain't home for the weekend. It's going down.

[E]

I was wondering if you finally got your own place, Prek.

[C]

No, my mom was just out of town.

[B]

Okay, so what is it?

[C]

What does a Pre K party entail? A pre K party entails lots of Blunts Hennessy, you know, ladies, ladies and a Lot of ignorant rap music.

[D]

You know rap music? Do you play your own stuff? Because I know you're a rapper and you had a cd, at least one.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Do you play?

[C]

I gotta get my promote on, man.

[D]

I didn't know if you do it at your own party. I didn't know if, like, you show up to, you know, some big rapper's party and he plays his own music or is that, like, how you go to Toby Keith's house? He doesn't play Toby Keith music.

[E]

Climb aboard.

[C]

This will be playing in his party.

[E]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

This is real.

[C]

This is real. Have you not heard this?

[D]

I've heard little bits of it, but not the whole thing.

[B]

Did you hear JD Just drop that?

[D]

He's been to Toby Keith's house and Kenny Chesney's house.

[C]

This is bumping at his Pre K's party.

[B]

Oh, God. Good morning, caller. Online one.

[D]

Great.

[B]

Hey. Hey.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What you got?

[F]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good, good.

[F]

Oh, quit making fun of my Indian friends. But I'm a white boy that was born in Wyoming.

[B]

Good morning. We've got the morning drunk. The first drunk of the morning has.

[D]

Joined the program 15 Saturday morning. Here's our drunk, and he is born.

[F]

In Wyoming, but I'm a white man.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

And born in the Wind River Indian Reservation. Quit making fun of my Choctaw Indian.

[D]

And when did you start drinking?

[E]

This morning. If you were born in Wyoming, why do you sound like you came from Muskogee where the red corn grows?

[F]

They took me screaming and yelling. From Wyoming.

[B]

Where in Wyoming?

[F]

Michigan. When? River near Riverton.

[B]

But how far is that. How far is that from Cheyenne or Saratoga?

[F]

Saratoga.

[B]

Down south on the border by Colorado.

[F]

No, I'm not sure. Right now I'm on the bluff of the high plateau. 5,000ft.

[B]

What do you drink?

[F]

You gotta start breathing different when you're at 5,000ft.

[B]

What do you. Speaking of breathing, what did you. What did you. When you got up this morning, what time was it? And what was your first cocktail?

[F]

Well, we're drinking a little Bud.

[D]

Both Bud.

[B]

And what city in Oklahoma do you hail from?

[F]

I'm not from Oklahoma. Never been there. No, I do go there. No, you quit making fun of our Windstar guys. That's what you're doing on the radio.

[B]

Where are you right now? If you. I mean, like, if you had a GPS on your phone, where would it say you are right now?

[D]

Planet would it say?

[F]

Texas.

[B]

Texas is a big place. Where in Texas?

[F]

Planet Earth.

[B]

Oh, God.

[D]

Bud is not your friend.

[C]

Wiser either.

[B]

800-723-4. 800, 800 radio. First drunk of the day. We've gotta love that. Early morning drunk. Right here is on our little Saturday morning ditty. And we get them every. Well, what's interesting is, is some of our drunks sleep in. I don't hear the same voice.

[D]

No, you get a different route.

[B]

Like the Rusty the squirrel guy. That's.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Maybe a touch creepy. Little creepy. That calls in from Beaumont. It's the same dude.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Or Randy. Yeah. But these drunks are different, man. They're not the same people.

[D]

But they'll all be together@the givemetheven.com Bo and Jim Bash coming up Sunday, June 10th. Yes, it is. It's actually Big Beat Dallas at the Toyota Music Factory is coming up and there's even a free show. Stone Cold Sweat is going to be there. And that's the Bo and Jim band. And Triple Indy also will be there. So that's all coming up Sunday. That Sunday, June 10th. Come on out and see us. And we still have T shirts. Can people still get T shirts?

[B]

Yes.

[D]

John claywolf.com. go to john claywolf.com you can stream the show today and you can sign up for your free T shirt.

[B]

Sell that, sell that, sell that.

[D]

But you gotta come out to get it.

[E]

What happened now? You asked me to mix a promo for that deal, dude.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And I made it and I sent it to you.

[B]

Oh, you did?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I didn't. You. You send files all week long that have no attachments, Bob.

[E]

No, no.

[D]

You've hired him to do what?

[B]

No, he really does.

[E]

I sent it to you. You said I have some of the verbiage wrong. So fix it and email it to myself. What I'm wondering, though. But I sent it to Turley.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

So we've got it in house down here.

[B]

He sends emails and he's like, did you get that? I'm like, yeah. It says to John, nothing underneath. There's a subject and nothing underneath.

[E]

That's when I send something from. And for some reason, the email account on my phone sometimes blips before it's sent. But I sent this to Turley and I asked him, did you get that spot? And he emailed back or he chatted back. Yes, I saw the email.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

So I know it's in there somewhere. Turley.

[D]

And when does he start his.

[E]

It wasn't my point, though. My point was, why did I do that for? Like you said, you said, we'll fix the verbiage. And you stacked it so high I couldn't hear it. And I'm not playing that on big air.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[E]

What'd you want it for?

[B]

To play during the show.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

But you stacked it so hard, it was standing on top of each other. I mean, you had to be doing methamphetamine to keep up with the word tracks.

[E]

Well, I fixed it.

[B]

And I know that you're used to that.

[E]

I fixed it and sent it back.

[B]

Do you have it? What is it labeled?

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

See, you're gonna have to get a.

[E]

Little more pro listener party promo. No, I don't have to get more pro. You got to get less car, man.

[B]

Oh, I can't look up the. I can't. I'm too busy to.

[E]

To get my emails.

[D]

This is gold.

[E]

That's all cool. So gold, you know, but why did I. Why do you want me to make the spot?

[B]

Because you're the big voice production guy.

[E]

Okay, listen closely.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

No one's doing anything with the spot I made. Picture a man wasting his time.

[D]

One man in a studio, one night.

[E]

Four hours is with damned life.

[D]

One chance.

[C]

You gotta label it better, man, because I can't find it.

[F]

One label.

[E]

I'm sure the label is not the problem.

[B]

Yeah, it is, but the label is. We've got 30 seconds, and I hate to down everybody. I would like to make a Monday afternoon shout out to heartfelt south Texas, Houston, Santa Fe, Texas. Dude, that was just. That just broke my guts yesterday when I saw that school shooting in our listener. And I mean, you know, I don't know. It's just. It's just a gut wrencher. It's just ridiculous. I don't know. We might need to talk about this later. As far as the arming teachers with rocks, that's not gonna work.

[D]

No, this is.

[B]

This is stupid. This is stupid.

[D]

Just continues.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to sell us your car, give us a call. 800-800-7234. If we don't beat your car max offer, what'll happen? We'll kiss your ass or give you a hundred dollar bill.

[G]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

We haven't had any car calls this morning yet. You guys wake up. 800-800-7234. Cowboy Cadillacs, trucks, Corvettes, Jeeps. All the good stuff. You know, anything from two grand to 200,000 on the top buyer we've got, here's one on line one. Good morning. Good morning. Hello, John. Hey, who's this? Oh, it's Michael McDonald. It's Michael McDonald again.

[C]

He.

[B]

He calls in like once a month to sell us a car. We bought a few from him. Good morning, Michael.

[F]

I got a ride for you, John. I better call that summer, baby.

[B]

What?

[F]

Down the boulevard.

[B]

What year is it?

[F]

It's a 79 stingray.

[B]

What color is it?

[D]

I'm. Flames.

[B]

How many miles, Michael? Michael McDonald.

[F]

Funky looking girl on the passenger side. She's my shotgun lady.

[D]

Shotgun lady.

[B]

Is it average rough or clean, Michael McDonald?

[F]

As clean as my whole life.

[B]

Okay, well, I mean, it's coming from Michael McDonald, so it's got some collector value. He's running into a little bit of a money problem. Why'd you get a new leg?

[D]

What?

[F]

I got it for the man. Him, I want it. It's too long for anybody else. Look at the day.

[D]

I think that, that.

[B]

Does that Stingray have side pipes on it or straight pipes out the back?

[F]

Got the street pop, baby.

[B]

I think it's a ten thousand dollar car. Michael McDonald.

[F]

Ten thousand reasons to call. Give me the VIN.

[B]

I'll buy this one too. We bought that. We bought that El Camino from you. We bought that Grand Cherokee, that old Woody one. I mean, you've got a lot of old cars. You must have made a lot of money back in the day. Michael McDonald. Thank you, Michael McDonald. And you too. You don't have to be a old, washed up, 70s celebrity singer that's selling off all of his stuff like Batmobiles and crap like that to get money, right? You can just be a normal person. Go to givemetheven.com Be right back.

[G]

With more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

Doing the Hokey Pokey.

[E]

We're going through a. A Jim Brewer renaissance around here, aren't we?

[D]

Apparently.

[B]

Put your left foot in.

[E]

I think it's. I think it's badass.

[F]

There you go.

[B]

Put your left foot.

[D]

Ouch. Good boy.

[B]

1, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Clay Wolf. Your name is J.D. ryan and Bob O. Michael Turley. And Michael Turley on the board.

[D]

And of course, DJ Pre K. DJ.

[B]

Pre K. We'll be here till noon most places, 11 and some.

[D]

But the stream continues at John Claywolf.com that's where you can also go to get details on the givemetheven.com Bone Gym Bash coming up. It's less than a month away. It's Sunday, June 10th. It's going to be the Dallas 4th Area Listener Party is coming up at Big Beat Dallas, which is at the Toyota Music Factory in Irving. Come on out and see us. All the details are John claywolf dot com.

[C]

Would you like to hear the promo that Baba worked so hard on?

[D]

Oh, I'd love to hear it. Finally, we found it.

[E]

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[B]

Now remember, you had the wrong website on there, Right? The first one.

[E]

Now, if I showed you the email that was. That was sent to me.

[B]

Did I see.

[E]

No.

[B]

Who did?

[E]

Our lovely Dana. But it's all right. Sometimes you have to. You have to change production, and I don't have any bones with that.

[B]

What was the. What was the website that she gave you?

[E]

Whatever I said in the first version.

[B]

Of the spot, it was way out there. It was like token. I mean, it was Wrong.

[E]

[e-mail] or something?

[B]

Yeah, it was wrong.

[E]

I can show you the printout. I got an omni.

[B]

Okay. Dallas, good morning. Thibodeau. Is that your name? Thibodeau?

[F]

Yeah, man. How you doing, John Clay?

[B]

I'm good, I'm good. Are you coming. Are you going to meet us at the. Are you coming to our little deal before the concert on June 10th?

[F]

Well, you know, I'm gonna be there.

[B]

All right, good, good. If you go to john claywolf.com you can get your free T shirt registered so we know you're coming. What you got this morning, boss man?

[F]

I was listening to you last Saturday and you were talking about whether or not you were going to let that drunk keep his job. I was wondering if you were going to tell us about it.

[B]

Well, yeah. Yes, we did let that drunk keep his job. And for good, good reasons. I had to kind of account for all my surroundings and. And JD's a drunk, and we let him keep his job.

[D]

Good point.

[B]

And Bob O's a drunk. We let him keep his job.

[E]

I'm cool, man.

[B]

DJ Prek is a chronic stoner. We let him keep his job. And I drink plenty of beer as well. And we let me keep my job.

[F]

I need to go to work for you then.

[D]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4 and or [e-mail].

[B]

We are hiring drivers. And Uncle Roy needs to come in the studio and tell the story about his problems this week. Because he had a lot of problems. He had big, big problem. Really.

[C]

Problem?

[B]

Why is one Turley. Not just that one we were talking.

[C]

About earlier, the other one. Yeah. How about the 12 hour trip to Oklahoma?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's just all kinds of problems. And then. Then somebody threatened to kill him, right?

[C]

Yeah, that's it.

[B]

Well, no, not more than kill him. Just whip him something.

[C]

Can't stay on the air.

[D]

I gotta be here all week.

[C]

I missed this sucking.

[D]

Oh, really? What?

[E]

Oh, no.

[C]

Oh, yes. That's what he threatened.

[B]

He threatened to force fellatio on himself for Uncle Roy. Threatened by a hooker. Bobbo had a TV stolen by a hooker once.

[D]

That was a left turn.

[B]

Well, it's just the truth. We go out one night. Kyle. Yeah. Myself and Bob.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And Kyle and Bob get drunk.

[D]

Which one's Kyle?

[B]

You don't know him.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Big Kyle.

[B]

Big Kyle with the yellow Corvette.

[D]

That guy that nobody knows.

[B]

And we're in the bar and they get drunk and start arguing.

[D]

No.

[B]

Like a couple of little girls. Little girls really getting angry, though, and getting all up in it. And then I. So neither one of them show up for work until like 11 the next day. So this hiring drunks has been going on for a while, by the way, apparently. And Kyle tells the story because we did the Daily Nooner back then. We did our week, our afternoon show.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

So Bobo shows up, we go in there and they. They both looked bad, smelled bad, felt bad. So they, they. They went out and picked up some gals after the bars closed and they brought them back to their house, and then they woke up the next morning and their TVs were gone. I love it. Put your left foot in, put your left foot out.

[E]

You got the story totally wrong.

[D]

Tv.

[B]

And shake it all about to the hookah hooker.

[E]

The story is a lot better than that.

[D]

But it's better. Oh, yeah, it's better.

[E]

It's a lot better.

[D]

Pretty good. Okay.

[E]

A lot better.

[D]

Well, can you tell it? Is it?

[E]

I can, yeah. You want to hear it?

[D]

90 seconds.

[B]

I don't have a year and a half.

[D]

90 seconds or less.

[E]

We were gonna go to Dallas and look for Ladies of the Night.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

We got about as Far as Oakley Union. You know where that is?

[D]

That's.

[B]

Nobody knows where that is. Nobody. Listen, dude, I lived there and I don't even know where they were.

[E]

We got about 10 miles out of town and Kyle's like, we can't do this, man.

[D]

Okay?

[E]

And we can't do this. So we turned around and went through town. There's a part of town where sometimes you'd spot a couple. And we did. We spotted a couple.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Got him in the car.

[D]

Got it.

[E]

And Kyle is freaking out.

[D]

Why?

[E]

Well, because he's.

[B]

They had live hookers in the car. It'd be like, let's grab some raccoons. Cool.

[E]

Here's two.

[B]

And throw them in the car. They're like, oh, my God, there's raccoons in the car.

[E]

But Kyle's got a much better moral barometer than I do. And he made me. He made me drop them off.

[D]

Don't take much.

[E]

So we went home. I woke up the next day and had been robbed. They'd never seen the inside of the house. Never took them anywhere.

[B]

You brought them back to the house?

[E]

No, man. When I moved in, this was only three days after I moved in.

[D]

You stole the TVs.

[E]

My neighbors who were moving out and the h. And the. The apartment manager told me that's probably what happened.

[C]

I think I like the better story that John said it.

[E]

It's a better story. But I mean, true's true. Have you seen Junior's Great.

[B]

Put your left foot in Bobbo. Do the hooker poker. The hy pokey.

[E]

Facts matter, John.

[B]

I know that the story that made the store the next morning was that y' all got rolled by a couple of hookers. I don't know, man. I wasn't there. I don't make the news. I just report it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and I tell truths about Bobbo. We'll be back in a minute.

[G]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up, Givemethevin.com we now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[E]

I really enjoy the show.

[G]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

You'Re doing a great job.

[F]

I enjoyed listening.

[B]

That dude sounds just like John Sullins. But it's not. That's some caller. And Sullins would never say that to me something that nice.

[D]

He's your buddy from school. What y' all meet you and solids.

[B]

800-800-723-4 really? Dylan. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning. What time y' all supposed to kick on in Baton Rouge?

[B]

8 o'.

[F]

Clock?

[B]

8:06.

[F]

All right.

[B]

Is it not on?

[F]

Huh?

[B]

Is it not on?

[F]

It's not on, but y supposed to be on.

[B]

Which station?

[F]

Oh, Eagle. 98.1.

[B]

Call them, will you? Tell them. Turn the damn thing on. They're all asleep. You know, you Louisianan, y' all drink all night, forget to get up and more go to work. 800-800-7234. That's weird. 800-800-7234, stream pre K, please. Hey, cheap. Yeah. 800, 800 radio, remember? A couple things I need to talk about. What? We buy RVs. RVs and motorcycles. I forgot to say that. And we're also looking. We need another programmer. Indians welcome. Like Pakistan, of course. We've got a new guy. I was thinking more Middle East. I'm really not looking for an Oklahoma programmer. I got enough problems with Oklahomans. What's wrong with just normal stuff like ditch digging?

[D]

What?

[C]

So you'd rather a poo?

[B]

A poo.

[C]

A poo.

[B]

Yes. What's up? The Simpsons.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Stop. Hey, our guy's name's like Rubu.

[C]

No, it's a poo.

[B]

Oh, ours. Our guy's name's a poo.

[C]

It's a poo.

[B]

It is the Simpsons character. Apu also.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Get out of here.

[E]

Shut up.

[B]

Shut up.

[C]

From the Simpsons. Works for us.

[D]

What are the chances?

[E]

What?

[B]

Really?

[D]

Not that kind. That's feathers. We want dots.

[F]

One of a kind.

[B]

Wow. J.D.

[E]

Right?

[B]

J.D. and we talk about dump. Oh, my Lord. Did you dump him? Somebody called us. That's not. He's a dumbass.

[D]

Dear Lord, of all the things that have been said this morning.

[B]

Are you serious?

[C]

I mean, Dodge, come on.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in. Call in number.

[D]

Bobbo's doing an impersonation and I'm in trouble.

[B]

I'm thinking about. I'm reading a run list today. We need to discuss this before we put this on the broadcast airwaves. GMTV Jesus Spot causes a stir. Yes, it did.

[E]

Oh, did it really?

[B]

Okay, then we did a new. Hang on, hang on.

[E]

No, but you said nothing happened.

[B]

Can y' all shut up? Let me talk. Then it says new GMTV endorsement spot. We have a. We have some new ones. Lie, Buddha, Muhammad, etc.

[D]

Really?

[B]

And then Satan has thoughts on GMTV spot. Yeah, man. Y' all are gonna have to bounce that one off of me during the off air time of during the break because I don't want to get my ass in a sling.

[C]

I think it'll be innocent.

[B]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. LeBron James versus the Belton Celtics. If you like basketball, tune in to LeBron James versus takes on the ball Boston Celtics for real. That's.

[C]

He's the only player on the cast.

[B]

Cleveland. LeBron James takes on Boston Celtics tonight in the dog pound at 7:30. Celtics are up two to nothing. Best of seven series rockets at Houston, 3pm Sunday, 7. Oh, GM game three, 7 o'. Clock. Teams are tied 1 1.

[C]

It's turning into a good series. I think Curry hasn't really stepped up yet, so Houston could sneak this out and actually take the series. But I. I think hurry up, he'll step up here.

[E]

Yeah, he's gonna pop open.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air. What you got? What you want? Who are you?

[F]

Yeah, I just want to know if. Going with you guys probably better than doing a trade in. I mean, would you give more money that way?

[B]

It just matters what it is, you know? Can I beat every car deal ever? No, that. But. But most. A lot of the time, yes. And that's why I do that 100 guarantee. If I don't beat a CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks because that just shuts everybody up. You know what I mean? Like. Yeah, yeah, but what have you got?

[F]

I'm not. I'm not in the mood yet. But I just wondered, doing a little homework.

[B]

What have you got? Like, what kind of car is it?

[F]

I've got a 2015 Ford Edge.

[B]

Okay. Does it have leather or cloth?

[F]

Leather.

[B]

How many miles? Yes. You'll get more with me. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Anybody that wants to sell us a rig, and we don't want to just talk to people that are kicking tires like him. I mean, he just needs to go to the website. The computer system will bid it for him in seconds. I want to talk to people that actually are in the middle, getting ready.

[D]

To do the deal to go.

[B]

Ready to go. We can negotiate. Remember Pawn Stars?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Where they go to the counter and they do their deal.

[D]

Done, start to finish.

[B]

I want to do. I want to talk to people that are ready, that have a deal ready to go. So. And we can negotiate it on the. That's what the listeners like.

[D]

You actually get somebody at a dealership one time and I think you got the car from. Yeah, they were in the dealership ready to go.

[B]

I just really. Yeah, they were sitting there and like the dealer just offered them 10 and we gave him 11. Yeah, right there. And we did the deal right there.

[E]

It's nothing like Pawn Stars though, John. That's a. That's a bad comparison.

[B]

Well, that's all set up.

[E]

You're so much better than those guys.

[B]

Thanks, Bob.

[E]

How much would you like for this? $3,000. I don't know if I can give you more. 200 every time. Every time. Right, right.

[B]

Yeah. It's exaggerated. It's dumb. Did that guy overdose? Big fat boy. No go to jail.

[C]

He might have went to jail at one point.

[B]

Big baby Huey, the son get caught with a boy or something. He did something weird. He did something weird. He did something weird. I don't know if it was drug infested or. What was something weird, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Babo, did you find a place to stay when you move into the big city?

[E]

Actually, you know, that's. I know. It's something I wanted to ask Pre K about because. Okay, June 1st is day one, right?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Now my place is not going to be ready until like the 8th or 3rd, 10.

[B]

You know, out of all the places in Dallas Fort Worth, you just had to pick the one that isn't ready. You know, you stopped the first girl that. That said she loves you and you signed up.

[E]

No, no, I looked.

[B]

And now it becomes everybody else's problem because he didn't have a place for two weeks.

[E]

I looked at lots of places. Yeah, it's not anybody's problem, Jo. I'll be here. All I'm saying is I got a cotton and a sleeping bag in the closet. Okay, I'll be here.

[B]

But could I stay at the office?

[D]

Yeah, of course. Why not?

[E]

Well, I mean you've always.

[B]

And then he sets off the alarm in the middle of the night and I have to come up here and meet the cops. But it's nobody's problem. Many times it's not a problem.

[D]

Not just once.

[E]

Occasionally I think it's going to be best for myself and the rest of us if I shower and so. And see, the deal was be just.

[B]

Like down and out in Beverly Hills where. Where I look in my backyard because our house is right down this five minutes from here. And Bobbo is swimming in the pool.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

Cleaning himself.

[D]

Clean himself.

[B]

And then I come home one afternoon and he's got my wife in bed and the dog can talk and the kids are calling Him, Daddy. That was a great movie.

[E]

Well, the deal was Pre K and I were working on a deal before he chickened out like a child. Okay, Because I was. Because he said I could shower at his mom's house and it'd be okay for just. For a few days, just till everything's finalized, right?

[D]

John, this is.

[E]

But it's gonna be okay because you're a member of the country club, right?

[D]

Brilliant.

[B]

Yeah, I am a member of the country club.

[E]

So I figure I can just go over there.

[B]

Music is what I love.

[E]

I mean, they allow guests, right?

[B]

They do.

[E]

There you go. There's a shower over there, maybe shoot a few holes.

[D]

John, this is brilliant. This is brilliant hiring him.

[E]

There is racquetball.

[C]

Three weeks of that.

[B]

So River Crest Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas. If you see a little guy in flip flops, it's got some cool hair and maybe it's got a couple of. It's got. Got a black and mild hanging out of his mouth.

[D]

Let it go.

[B]

And some flip flops. And he's showering. He's on me. He's on me. And anything he needs, it's on me.

[E]

Yeah, it's gonna be.

[B]

You want breakfast? You go upstairs to the dining room and you tell them to bring out their best china. And you just put it on me.

[E]

It's gonna be great, man.

[B]

You got it. If you want to go play some holes. Some holes? Yes. There's a dress code for collared shirts, but I know you don't own any, and that's okay. You tell them I said that. It's on me.

[E]

Oh, you know, I will just go.

[B]

Into the golf shop and get you some.

[E]

You know I will.

[B]

And if you need some clubs, you just go get just like Carl Spackler caddyshack. You need to get one of those round hats, too. They have River Crest Country Club in the round hats. And we will hook a brother up. Hang on just a second. 06F150 from Oklahoma with a salvage title and 200,000 miles. Heather, you're worth more than that truck. Who gives a damn? Who gives a damn? Who gives a damn? Who gives a damn? Who gives a damn? Who gives a damn? Who gives. The hairy rats. That's about the royal wedding day. Who's going to wake. And watch. Watch it, I say. There's no freaking way. Who gives a damn? Who gets a damn? Who gives a damn?

[G]

Givemethe vin.com presents Crank It Up.

[A]

It's red hot.

[B]

I'm digging it.

[G]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Who does give a damn about the royal wedding? It is not I.

[C]

There are neighbors, John. Come on.

[D]

Neighbors.

[B]

They're 10 hours away in a fast plane.

[E]

That's the royal.

[D]

There was a place called the British Emporium in Grapevine, Texas and they're right in the middle of Dallas, Fort Worth. They had a thousand people show up in the parking lot this morning to watch this thing on the big screen.

[B]

Is it today?

[D]

It's this morning.

[B]

It's already happened right now, right? It was.

[D]

It started at 6am Texas time.

[B]

I remember Diane and Charles wedding in the 80s. I remember watching that.

[E]

Yeah, it was a big deal.

[D]

How'd that turn out?

[B]

He didn't really. He didn't like her much. Is this his mother? Is his son? Is their child getting married?

[D]

This is his. This is her dies kid.

[E]

What's funny is her dad couldn't make it to the ceremony.

[B]

Now was your daddy Charles or William? So I knew Charles. We used to get stoned together back in high school.

[E]

Guess who walked the bride up the aisle?

[B]

Who?

[E]

Prince Charles. Yeah, like if you could ever find a better charm for a happy lucky marriage.

[B]

Did you ever see the old hide he was skipping out with on Camilla Boyles or whatever her name was or Camilla something. He was leaving, dying and gra. I mean just grabbing a ruffle. Ruffle. Smoking ass, you know. Got a. He got him an apartment and a Cadillac and kept this old hide.

[D]

I think they ended up getting. Getting married.

[E]

Yes, they did.

[D]

Is it.

[E]

What was her name, you know, Camila Bow. You don't know about English women though.

[D]

No, he doesn't.

[E]

Obviously it's the opposite over there. Like a woman like that.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Lay it on you, boy.

[D]

Yeah, baby.

[B]

Like thick and juicy like Heinz57 Papow.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. She'll make.

[B]

She'll. She'll put it on you so hard she'll screw your head up where you think she's good looking.

[E]

Yeah, you'll throw rocks.

[B]

I've seen that happen before. You'll throw rocks at roses.

[E]

Rosie. Rosie.

[B]

Okay, roses is. I get it. Hey, Chris in Houston. This is Junk Saturday.

[D]

Why 05?

[B]

I mean the gal in Oklahoma calls with a 200, 000 mile recon title Ford. Chris in Houston has a 05 Toyota Matrix with 190.

[D]

Oh, man.

[E]

Matrix.

[B]

Welcome to Junk S Box Saturday morning here where we're going to bid 10 cars and hope to gather up enough to spend a thousand dollars altogether. Chris, I'm sorry, but you're the one. I mean, you asked for it you there?

[F]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

What were you expecting me to offer? What do you expected me to offer for. For the S box Toyota?

[F]

I don't know, man. Probably about 2,000.

[B]

Yeah, this sounds like Ferris. This isn't Ferris, is it?

[F]

I don't know.

[B]

The thing, you know, I'd give 500 if you bring it to me.

[D]

500?

[B]

500.

[F]

It's a working driving vehicle. You think it's just worth 500?

[B]

Yeah. Did you ever. Are you a fan of YouTube? The band YouTube?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you remember that song Bullet the Blue Sky? And he's talking about counting them down 100.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

200. I'm gonna keep counting them down to 500. But not six. Yeah, it's just. It's. Here's the deal. It costs me a couple hundred dollars to handle it. The dealer's gonna buy it from me for a thousand bucks. I'm gonna make $200 maybe. And. And then they're gonna sell it for 3,000 on time. So they're gonna take 500 down and they're gonna sell to somebody for $3,000 and they're gonna take $50 a week payments and they're gonna repo it six times and they're never gonna sell it. They just lease it. Lease it until it breaks down and then it turns into a parts and. Yeah, I mean, it will make somebody a lot of money. Chris in Houston, you should do that, actually. You should run an ad in Craigslist and say 500 down, 100amonth, but then.

[D]

You got to repo it.

[B]

Well, but all he's gonna get from us is 500 anyway. If the guy didn't make his payments. He's still.

[D]

You're right.

[B]

I'm giving you good advice, Chris.

[F]

Well, would I be better with the trade in?

[B]

No, it's just old piece of junk, dude. Just throw it.

[E]

Just.

[B]

Do you have any lighter fluid in your home?

[D]

No. Donated to cars.

[B]

Just walk out in the driveway, douche it down with gasoline and light a match and watch it and video it and put it on our website at John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Just. Just torch.

[F]

All right, I'll do it.

[B]

Torch that. Torch that.

[E]

Hey, Chris, it's your old friend Hal J. Remember, throw away the car, not the kid.

[B]

Chris in Houston doesn't know how. J.

[D]

He does not.

[B]

And he doesn't know where Oakland Union is either.

[E]

I don't care. Dallas listeners know they. Screw you, man. Why are you picking up people in.

[B]

Dallas don't know where Oklahoma. Oklahoma Union. They don't even know where Oklahoma is. They think Windstar is a city in Texas.

[E]

Well, what of it?

[B]

Okay, Lindy, 800-800-7234. Remember, we buy RVs and [e-mail] if we don't beat your. If we don't beat your. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Do it all the time.

[D]

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[B]

I was listening to you back in the 80s on crying, loving or leaving.

[D]

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[B]

Shirt, go to John claywolf.com 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. So we did have some drama this week.

[D]

What happened?

[B]

Do you remember when we cut that Jesus spot about two months ago?

[D]

Yes. As a joke.

[B]

We were playing around.

[C]

I've got it. You want to listen to it?

[B]

And. Yes. And really you're gonna. And I had Bobbo cut it live on the air. And then I started Rob Computer Rob actually came to me a month later, said, what did you ever do with that Jesus spot? Like, nothing. I mean, it's in the podcast, you know, and we have our podcast on john claywolf.com also. And he's like, you ought to make a commercial that was really funny. And so I listened to it. I was like, I knew it was edgy. I knew it was on the edge because it could offend some people. But it was comedian comedic. And I bounced it off about 10 people before I aired it. I had Bobbo reproduce it and he did a great job, you know, pro production, a 30 second commercial. And I sent it to some people to see if they'd be offended. And everybody said, no, it's fine. It's funny. It's great. All right.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

So we send it out and we have the stations play it. And we got a lot of pushback. We had a lot of pushback. Do you want to Play it.

[C]

Yeah, this is the spot everybody was all up in arms about, hey, it's.

[E]

Your old pal Jesus christ here for givemethevin.com. you know, I don't endorse just anybody or any soul, for that matter. But I'm here to tell you, these guys that give me the VIN pay a whole bunch for these cars. They really take the sting out of selling your car. Pay top money, and they show up at your house with a check. Read their online reviews. It's like something dropped down from the heavens. Sell us your car so easy, you can do it in your underwear.

[B]

So is it in bad taste? Of course it is. Yep. The joke was, is who has the naming rights to Jesus Christ? And what I was wanting to happen was for someone to complain and get to the news and then bring this up.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And then I could argue about the evangelist, because you know how I hate evangelists. If I have something in life I want to do is to out the evangelists. I really'd like to do that. I think that would be my tribute to society. If I could help save grandma from giving all her money to those grubby evangelists. Because they use Jesus's name.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

In his brand. They steal from people.

[D]

They do. They use what they do.

[E]

More or less.

[B]

That's what they do.

[D]

Exactly.

[B]

So that's where my head was with that. And a lot of people start emailing in. You guys are bad. Y' all are terrible. I'm offended. I love you guys. And this is terrible. Like, time out. And. And I talked to a few of them, and they were cool, but you don't have time to talk to that many.

[D]

No.

[C]

We even had an atheist email saying they were offended, which didn't make any sense.

[B]

Wait a minute.

[D]

Atheist?

[C]

An atheist.

[B]

How could he be confined? And a lot of people would say, you know, why don't you use Buddha or Muhammad? Like they were getting all technical. It's not about being technical.

[D]

I understand why they said that, because they're gonna say, you'd be afraid to do that.

[B]

Oh, well, the talk show in Houston. Michael Berry, who's a popular talk show host in Houston.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

He had a caller call in and started complaining.

[F]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

And then they're like, we got to get. So they started this. This mess to get us off the air. I was like, perfect, here it comes. This is what I wanted.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

But then instead of that, since he works for the station we're on, they just kiboshed it and just took the spot off the air and like, didn't let it swell up and pop like a zit, because that's what I wanted. So anyway. I mean, anyway. And then yesterday, the shooting happened.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And I. I sent an email out to all of our affiliates, said, yank this right now.

[D]

Yep.

[B]

This. Because in this time, it.

[D]

Humor changes.

[B]

Humor changes during serious moments.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So. And. And I really. Man, that just gut wrenched me yesterday.

[D]

To watch that Santa Fe.

[B]

Oh, big salutes out.

[D]

Did you say J.J. watt is a J.J. watt Texan. J.J. watts gonna pay for the. The funerals of all the victims, which I thought was very cool.

[B]

Yeah. It's just.

[D]

I mean, it's just. It's a. Yeah.

[B]

I don't want to get all bummed out into that today, but I do want to give a moment of silence for. For all the victims of yesterday and that our hearts go out to you and the familiar in Santa Fe, Texas. We do mean it. So we cut up today, but we are with you. And anyway, back to the. The Jesus spot. Sure. So y' all did some. Y' all did some editing and came up with some new ideas for.

[C]

Well, there was just some writing done because Baba wanted to make some more spots. I was like, I don't know if it's a good idea. Let's bounce it off John on the air and see what you think.

[E]

So.

[B]

All right. So what are we doing? Set me up.

[E]

Well, first of all, I don't think we. We dug. We delved deep enough into the. The true meaning, you know, of the announcer. So let's try.

[B]

You ready, Charlie?

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Okay. Hi, everybody. Jesus Christ here. And I.

[B]

Hang on just a second. Stop. We don't need to do this right now. When we just did a moment of silence for the Santa Fe.

[E]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[B]

No, it's my fault. Hey, I take full responsibility. I drove the car backwards down the tollway. It's my fault. Let's do it in a little bit.

[D]

Good idea.

[B]

Okay. Thank you.

[C]

That's called a tease.

[B]

I wasn't trying to tease. I'm not trying to tease. I'm being serious twice about it. DJ Put Daniel on the hold because that's the only real car that doesn't have 5 million miles on it. That is on the board right now. And I'd like to talk to somebody about a real car so I can show people that we pay a lot for real cars. 07. It's old, but it's got good miles. 78,000 miles with leather and roof. Daniel in Justin, Texas. Daniel, what's going on? Hold the brake. Hello, Justin. Good morning.

[F]

How are you doing, sir?

[B]

I'm good.

[D]

Justin, get to your car, please.

[B]

Does your car have leather?

[F]

Yes, sir, it does.

[B]

Do you want fries with that? Extra pickle, extra onion, mayo.

[E]

Is it baptized?

[B]

Okay. It's a 07 Toyota Avalon XLS with 78, 000 miles leather roof. What color?

[F]

Silver.

[B]

Silver. Average rough or clean?

[F]

It's. It's. It's been driven considerably in the last few weeks, but I inherited it from my grandfather. It's mint condition.

[C]

It's not.

[F]

It's not. It looks like a new car.

[B]

We love buying cars off of dead people. Hang on.

[D]

Wait a minute.

[B]

See, here we go again. I'm doing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Deceased elderly.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

Because they don't drive their cars much. They're low miles per year, and they're typically very nice. Yeah, we do that a lot. Sure, We're a good source for that. We pay extra form. So 07 Avalon. Do you have the rights to sell it?

[F]

Yes, sir, I have title.

[B]

Okay. Does four grand buy it?

[F]

Four grand y.

[B]

So here's how this works. You give me the title in the car, and I give you a check for 4, 500. I'll give 45 if you'll run it over to me today. Right now you're in, Justin. You're only 30 minutes from us. I'm gonna put you on hold. Does 45 buy it?

[F]

Yeah, I think so.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. Let DJ Prek grab you, and he'll set you up and come by and we'll meet you after the show. I get off the air at noon and I'll give you a check myself. We'll take a picture. It'll be great. 800-800-7234.

[E]

Be great.

[B]

It'll be great. It'll be like. It'll be like meeting us at the party on June 10th in Dallas, Texas.

[D]

Party, June 10th. It's a Sunday. Come on out and see us. All the details are John Claywolf dot com. You get a show T shirt, but you have to register and you have to come out and pick it up personally. This is going to be a big beat. Dallas, which is the Toyota Music Factory in Irving.

[B]

Come on and see us any way you want it.

[D]

Any way you want it, man.

[G]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemetheven.com and now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

Good morning, Eagle listeners in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, New Orleans. Sorry that there was a technical error this morning and if you missed the first hour of the show and you're a die hard, go to john claywolf.com click podcast. It'll be up at 1:00 today and you can catch our number one.

[D]

And we have listeners, actually, we have fans and listeners all over the world.

[B]

And we have a stream@john claywolf.com John.

[D]

Claywolf.com has got the stream. People listen literally from all over the world. And did you? I just saw this one. We have a listener and fans in. You know where Muscle Shoals Alabama is? Do you know the history of Muscle Shoals? Exactly. Exactly. This is from our Facebook John Clay Wolf show at Facebook. Hello, John Clay Wolf. I am messaging from Muscle Shoals Alabama. I work every Saturday in shipping and I've been listening to your show for over a year now. I love it. Me and my co workers laugh so much and never miss a show. Would love a shout out if you could. Annie and Kenneth at Whitesell. We ship nuts and bolts for GM and Chrysler. Sell that.

[E]

Love it.

[C]

Nuts and bolts.

[B]

White and south.

[D]

Yep. Annie and Kenneth at White Cell. We ship nuts and bolts for gm, Chrysler. Sell that. Love it. We'll sell Annie and Kenneth. There's your shout out. And Muscle Shoals Alabama, Annie and Kenneth.

[B]

Remember, if you'd like to get a shirt, you can go to john claywolf.com and they sell that bitch. T shirts are on there. We ship them out immediately for anybody who'd like one of those shirts.

[D]

The details to the big listener party. If you want to be part of the listener party. Sunday, June 10, we'll be there. Our parties from 3 until 5 at the Big beat, Dallas, Toyota, Music Factory. Go to all the. All the details are john claywolf.com Isabel in Dallas.

[B]

150,000 mile. 2,000 mile. Jaguar is worth nothing. I hate to be the bear of bad news and I sure hate saying that to a woman. It's easier to say it to a man because you want to be, you know, nicer to women.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

Isabelle, you there? Isabelle?

[F]

Yes, I'm here.

[B]

Yeah. 150,000 mile Jag with two. I mean it's just, it just people can't afford to keep them running.

[F]

Yeah, they're pretty expensive.

[B]

Sorry about that. I, I, I, I normally don't pass on anything. I, I, I think I'd give you $100 just to keep it.

[D]

Send you a check.

[B]

800-800-72-3,4.

[D]

Anything that goes.

[B]

Take that one to CarMax. I'd be interested to see what they bid it at. And. And it like always, if we don't beat your carmax off or we send her a hundred dollars, boom. I mean how low will they go? Would they give her a hundred dollars? Because it's going to bring 300 in the. Nah, it's going to bring 200 in the auction.

[D]

How could you even afford to do that? It costs you money to run the cars at the office.

[B]

But you literally. It'd be cheaper to give Isabelle a hundred dollars and just keep it.

[D]

Yeah, literally.

[B]

Literally.

[D]

Here's 100 bucks.

[B]

There's no question. Yeah, an old XJ Jag with a buck and a half.

[D]

Anything that goes wrong with that car is 1500 bucks. I owned one.

[B]

It's totaled before you even turn on the key.

[D]

Unfortunately they're pretty.

[B]

Steven Cleveland. A 13 QX80. QX80. That's the big one.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

With 84 two wheel drive. Does it have 22 inch wheels?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What color?

[C]

Silver.

[B]

20 grand. 19 grand. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. We'll buy it. 800. 800-7234 Ray in Edinburgh, Texas. Same thing. Go to givemetheven.com on this 16 Mazda. Put the license plate number in or your vin number and my computer system will bid it immediately. I. I could do this one off the pretty quick, but I'd have to ask you too many questions. It's not sexy enough car to take up all that air time.

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[B]

Cool.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All right, thanks. Okay. Okie doy. Meet you down at the crick.

[C]

Oh, speaking of strip club, did you see.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

You're on the air.

[F]

Yeah, yeah. Got 2007 Honda Civic Si. I'd like to know what it is worth.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

Got 170 on it.

[B]

Good lord. Is this high mile Saturday? Apparently so clean, man.

[F]

It's a highway car. Perfect.

[B]

You know what? This? Have you ever heard of vtec? When have you ever heard the sound when a VTEC goes by and the VTEC kicks in? I'm gay, they're fast. I think it's worth 2,000. I think it's worth 2,000.

[F]

Where do you get 2,000 at?

[B]

Just off the top of my head, I mean. Well, I go to the bank and I write a check to cash, and then I tell. I write your VIN number down and then I give you the 2000. That's where I get the 2000 at.

[F]

Well, yeah, but you got to get down deeper. The car's worth more than that.

[B]

It's got 180,000 miles on it. Man, what's it take to. Man, what's it take to buy it?

[F]

But you're. You're 1500. Awaken what it needs to be. This is a. Got every option. A spec.

[B]

What city in Oklahoma? What is vtec? Not a spec. What city in Oklahoma do you live in?

[F]

A spec is the kit that they put on them from the dealership. It's got all the spoilers on.

[B]

What city in Oklahoma do you live in?

[F]

I don't live in Oklahoma. Romero to Texas.

[B]

Okay, okay, maybe you're right. I know I'm not off 1500, but I might be a thousand. Like, go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say, john got everything. Say, john wants to look at this one himself. John wants to see this one himself. And I do. I want to take the time to really look hard at 180,000 mile Honda that's 20 years old since he took.

[E]

All the the time and trouble to drive it all the way back from.

[B]

Uruguay, whatever that means. My name's John Clay Wolf and we'll be back. And yes, we are going to get to the Jesus commercial now that we put enough gap between this and that. All right, we'll be right back.

[G]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up. Givemethe vin.com presents. Crank it up.

[A]

It's red hot.

[D]

I'm digging it.

[G]

Give me the vin. The John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I do drugs. I do drugs. I do drugs. I do drugs. I do drugs. I died of lsd. Did any of these guys die? I know Ginger Baker's mad in South Africa. Eric Clapton is obviously still Eric Clapton, right? Who are the other ones?

[D]

This.

[E]

This isn't Clapton, though.

[B]

It's cream.

[E]

This is after that, right?

[B]

Cream was cream.

[E]

Yardbirds, eh?

[B]

Oh, God. This is Cream. Turley, Is this cream?

[C]

Correct.

[B]

I mean, it's cream.

[E]

Oh, okay. Well, never mind.

[B]

So you had Ginger Baker, Clapton and who was the third of the super group? Stevie Winwood. Bruce wouldn't win. What in it?

[E]

Jack Bruce.

[B]

Jack Bruce. Was Steve Wynwood in it?

[E]

No, no, that was Spencer Davis Group.

[B]

That's Traffic.

[E]

And Blind Faith.

[B]

And Traffic.

[E]

And Traffic.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Did George what's his name die? One of them died from OD. Maybe not. 800-800-723-4. 800, George who? 800 radio. So the Royal wedding went down and.

[D]

This morning started 6:00am Texas time.

[B]

We were watching it.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And Randy's in here. Randy, good morning.

[D]

Unbelievable.

[B]

Hey, guys, what did you think about the royal wedding?

[H]

I don't know about those royals. Why is everybody excited about the royals? This America?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah. But we're kind of connected to Britain and it's a big deal. There's. It's an American young lady. She's the first in the British family. It's kind of a big deal.

[E]

She's an actress.

[B]

It's like the first is Grace Kelly married the Prince of Monaco.

[H]

Well, in honor of George Washington. Screw the British. Who cares?

[D]

Well, this.

[H]

When I get up Saturday morning, they're.

[D]

Kind of our buddies.

[H]

And I watch TV and they don't have cartoons anymore on Saturday morning. Why? I don't know. And I gotta entertain my kids. We watch.

[B]

Well, that's why we're here. Play Saturday morning cartoon.

[H]

Wow. Kingdom.

[B]

Okay, I remember that.

[D]

But that's not.

[H]

Or is it Marlon Perkins.

[D]

Marlon Perkins.

[H]

I get them mixed up sometimes. They look just alive.

[D]

No, they don't.

[H]

Anyway, no Wild Kingdom this morning. You want to know why?

[D]

Why?

[H]

Because the damn British royal wedding.

[F]

I know.

[D]

Everything was off.

[H]

Son of a gun, we love Wild Kingdom.

[D]

Do you?

[H]

Yeah. Wild Kingdom is like everything in the aminal world.

[B]

Like, who all gets together and watches it?

[H]

Well, me, my girl Shronda and our kids Layla and Aki and Sugar Bear. We sit on the floor and watch Wild Kingdom.

[B]

Just a little family of chipmunks.

[H]

Yeah. And once in a while they. They show that one with the rabbit being chased by the fox.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

And then running. That rabbit's run for his last fox.

[F]

Fixed.

[B]

He gets him.

[H]

He's gotta eat. See, Fox is starting to slobber.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

Because he's fixed to get him. Rabbit's like, he misses him at the end. He always gets him though, right at the very end. One of these times we always think, you know, the rabbit's gonna get away.

[D]

One of the times yeah, because I.

[H]

Showed it over and over and over.

[D]

Right.

[H]

And then when they do American animals.

[D]

American animals?

[H]

Yeah. They never shoot them up with drugs like they do in Africa. You ever notice that? I don't think like that wildebeest. You know, these things are thousands of pounds and they get out, they get. Old Jim sitting in the helicopter, shoots it with tranquilizer gun, the wildebeest, like it falls right down on the tundra.

[B]

Tundra? Tundra.

[H]

Like you cancel Wild Kingdom for. For this.

[D]

Yeah, they did. They put everything was off.

[H]

She good looking old gal and everything.

[D]

Yeah, she's a little American actress.

[H]

Who's that guy she married? You like Prince Windsor?

[D]

Prince Harry.

[H]

Harry.

[D]

Harry, huh?

[H]

She should have settled for a Windsor.

[D]

Princess Diana's son.

[H]

You ever drank that Windsor?

[E]

No.

[H]

That's good Whiskey, yo.

[D]

Whiskey?

[H]

Yeah, me and my friend Rusty. Rusty had to get off the pot, by the way.

[D]

Good.

[H]

Yeah, he's getting tested. He got caught by Emerald Control.

[D]

With pot.

[H]

Yeah. Yeah. And they're taking a pee test every Tuesday at 4:00pm really? Yeah.

[D]

They do that in the animal world as well.

[H]

Yeah. So he's drinking sugar jail every Tuesday about, you know, 2:30.

[B]

But okay, because Rusty said before that he loved to go to the water park on Tuesday mornings because that's where the strippers had the. The court ordered visitation with their children.

[H]

Right, right.

[B]

In a HR2O or whatever it's called.

[H]

He a freak. He's stone cold freak, yo. Rusty. He pick them up by the handfuls. It's crazy. If you find animals at the water park, they're usually very nervous because most of them don't go there on purpose. They just kind of land there. You follow the trail of high wow and Tropic and popcorn and they wind up at the water park. Yeah. Under a slide somewhere. People buzzing by.

[D]

Yeah. Crazy times.

[B]

Yeah.

[H]

So Rusty wound up over got busted by him with no control and he's having take P test every Tuesday.

[B]

And I don't think.

[H]

Sure, Jill agrees with the chipmunk physiology.

[D]

Sure. Gel is that substance you take to try to beat the drug test.

[H]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, it works.

[H]

I mean, they hadn't seen the pot in the system yet.

[B]

Micah and Montgomery, good morning.

[F]

What's going on?

[B]

Oh, just work, work, work. How are you?

[F]

I'm doing all right.

[B]

What have you got?

[F]

No, I was just listening to the radio and heard you talking to that one guy called in with the same car you're making. Model I got the Civic Si.

[B]

How many miles are on yours?

[F]

103.

[B]

Well, that's doable. 178 is like, that's fully used. These things do have a lifetime, you know. Is. Is yours a two door or four door?

[F]

It's two door.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Not. Not a family car.

[B]

How many? 106. I think that car's worth 4,000.

[F]

All right, I'll take that.

[B]

It's not bad if the paint's on it. If the paint's coming off of it, I got to back it up. A lot of those cars in that year model, the Hondas and the Toyotas. Yeah, the darker colors.

[F]

When I bought it, it had a brand new paint job that came on because the hood was, you know, fading out.

[B]

Yep, exactly. We'll go to givemetheven.com loaded up on the information, say John said 4,000 on the air, and that works for me and we'll get it picked up.

[F]

And for the record, though, I don't think anyone's ever died from taking too much lsd.

[B]

This is a good point. This is a good point. My. My joke was that the whole Blind Faith Cream traffic experience experiment was very heavily fueled by psychedelic drugs.

[F]

Oh, absolutely.

[B]

But some great music came out of it.

[F]

There was at the same time. At the same time, Frank. Frank Zappa swears that he's never done any drugs.

[B]

Frank Zappa proving himself a liar right there in front of the public spotlight. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay, so the Jesus thing. We did this. We did this Jesus endorsement deal on the radio commercial.

[D]

Right.

[B]

About a month ago. Computer Rob said he thought it was really funny and we ought to use it. So we did. We bounced it off a few people. We'll play the spot real quick. We bounced off a few people before we aired it to make sure it wasn't too. It wasn't going to be controversial and cause a problem. And everybody, the feedback's like, oh, that's cute. That's funny. That's silly. It's silly.

[D]

It was silly. You were trying to make a point that if the churches can use Jesus as an endorsement deal, maybe we can.

[B]

Sorry, issues, no deal.

[D]

Nobody. Nobody really owns Jesus.

[B]

Yeah, it was in comedy, but then we started this, and we got a lot of pushback. Play the spot, will you, Turley?

[E]

Hey, it's your old pal Jesus christ here for givemethevin.com. you know, I don't endorse just anybody or any soul, for that matter. But I'm here to tell you, these guys that give me the VIN pay a whole bunch for these cars. They really take the sting out of selling your car. Pay top money, and they show up at your house with a check. Read their online reviews. It's like something dropped down from the heavens. Sell us your car.

[B]

So the point was. That's ridiculous. Jesus Christ doesn't endorse anyone. And if he did, he sure as hell wouldn't endorse a used car dealer.

[D]

Correct.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

It's funny.

[B]

That's why it's funny. But a lot of people got offended, and they started pouring in emails. The radio operator in Houston said he got over 100 points.

[D]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[E]

In Houston.

[B]

In Houston.

[D]

And other people in Houston can say God supports them and it's okay.

[B]

Yeah. And they can, you know, buy massive basketball arenas and make millions and millions and millions of dollars, but that's fine.

[D]

That's fine.

[B]

And I like Joel Osteen. I like getting up in the morning and turning him on. He's got a good message.

[D]

He does. He's on XM series.

[B]

But making all that money is what bothers me with the preachers because I.

[D]

Money or the tax benefits.

[B]

I'm in the. I'm an aviation enthusiast. I've been around airplanes a lot. And they all have their jets. And the way they handle their business. You see it in that world because those are large ticket items. They don't pay the mechanics. They don't pay their fuel bills. They're sorry. A lot of them are sorry bastards.

[D]

Really know that part.

[B]

Yes. And, Pete, any airplane brokers or people in the airplane world are shaking their head. Yep, yep, yep. They know don't pay folks. They just. They try to shame you into, like, doing the work for free. I'll never forget one in particular that couldn't pay his jet. He had a big engine job he had to do. Couldn't pay the bill. So they loaded up the plane, took the mechanics with him because the mechanics had a lean on the plane. They flew to Boston and did a revival. And they paid him in cash. And he's like, man, you know, I could fix this. I could fix this. We'll do this revival. I can get this thing paid in one day. So they went up to Boston, they hustled everybody, and they paid for their jet engine maintenance. And that was just like. Man, it just kills me. Anyway, so. So anyway, y'. All. Y' all were goofing around on some other ideas.

[C]

Well, yeah, because that spot was. Well, we thought was successful. Turned out not to be. So Bob already had some new ones written up.

[D]

He got attention.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And I told him. I was like, I want to bounce these off John first.

[D]

Okay, let's do that. On the air is the best place to do that.

[C]

Yes, exactly.

[B]

Saturday morning. I mean, hell. Who's listening?

[E]

Yeah, hi. This is Guatama Buddha, and I can assure you, you will never attain enlightenment until you let go look inside and embrace the compassion and wisdom of givemetheven.com Absolutely. Nirvana awaits you there.

[B]

I don't think that.

[E]

I think that.

[B]

What else? Put that in the no file.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Hey, everybody, this is the prophet Muhammad speaking.

[D]

Here we go.

[E]

And I've got to tell you, the only thing better than 72 virgins is getting the absolute top dollar bid on your car from Give me the vin dot com. Because everybody else. Well, they're all infidels.

[B]

Really.

[E]

Sell us your car. Givemethebin.com.

[D]

I'M gonna go lock the front door. I'll be right back.

[C]

There's another one.

[E]

A little more thoughtful.

[B]

Is there more? Yeah.

[E]

Hey there, fellow fens. This is L. Ron Hubbard. You know, I thought Scientology was a great invention. That is until I sold my ride to givemethe vin.com because getting the top dollar bid on your car will make you absolutely clear. Swear this time I'm really not making this up. And. And we did a revision on the Jesus spot because I don't think we delved deep enough into the greatness of our Lord and Savior.

[B]

Okay, hey, remember, just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you can't have a sense of humor.

[E]

Hi, everybody. Jesus Christ here. And I've got to say, the only thing worse than being nailed to a cross is not getting enough for your car. In fact, in my meek and humble opinion, give me the vin.com has literally resurrected the art of giving you a great deal for your vehicle.

[B]

I never. I never would have approved that. I never would have done that. That. That. I. I would have known better.

[E]

Right. But now we've run them by and you know.

[B]

Yeah, no, that one's not approved. That one is offensive to me.

[E]

What?

[B]

That's offensive to me.

[E]

It is not.

[B]

It is offensive.

[E]

It is not.

[B]

It is offensive. Faker.

[E]

Faker.

[B]

No, I don't know. You know, but I talked to one of the. One of the people that emailed us in complaining.

[D]

He actually spoke to him.

[B]

Yeah. And I was like, listen. And I would explain to my point of view, I was like, I'll tell you what offends me is people going to church in lake clothes, in flip flops, in shower shoes. And spaghetti straps.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Because it just, it offends me. That's my opinion. I don't think you have to wear a three piece suit but you need to wash your hair, brush your hair and wear some nice clothing, show some respect.

[D]

Don't look like you're getting.

[B]

That's my opinion. Now there's plenty of people out there that go to the church of the church. You know, now it's like church of church. Sure, church of rock. And they have like Judas Priest singing gospel and they're wearing shower shoes and jammy bottoms and that's what they do and that's how they worship and that's fine. That's their business. But I don't agree with it.

[D]

Nope. Sure bothers you.

[B]

It bothers me. But that's fine. I'm not judging them.

[E]

Maybe a little bit Cowboy church that's gotten popular.

[B]

Cowboy church is a whole different deal.

[E]

I'm waiting for a pirate church.

[D]

I'll bet you somewhere there is.

[B]

But Lake Rat church is different than cowboy church.

[E]

Totally.

[D]

You know, there's beach church, there's a bar church.

[B]

You can literally.

[C]

There's a church in Fort Worth where it's at a bar.

[D]

Yep, absolutely.

[B]

Now that sounds like a nice time. Dale in Houston. A 16 King Ranch diesel with 34. I've got 25 seconds. Is it leather roof navigation?

[F]

It's totally loaded. It's got 20s off road package, Moonroof.

[B]

17 seconds. 17 seconds. 14 seconds. What's the it take to buy it?

[F]

I need to. I got a carmax off for a 465 and I need to sell it quick.

[B]

Okay, I. You're in Houston. I will give 465 +500. I know I'll do that. So just go to givemetheven.com load.

[F]

What do I do now?

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Do you hear Yanny? Laurel.

[H]

Laurel or Laurel?

[B]

A recent Twitter poll found that 47% of people hear Yanny, Laurel, Laurel. While 53% hear Sheboygan. Clearly this has created an Internet argument and we as humans have completely lost our way. Seriously, turn off your smartphone and read a book or have a real conversation. You make me sick.

[D]

Nauseous. Nauseous.

[B]

Did you hear nauseous or dumbass?

[F]

Dumbass. Dumbass.

[B]

Seriously, get a life.

[G]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com that is gold greatness.

[B]

I hear Yanny.

[D]

You do not. Stop it.

[E]

Full of crap now with the correct modulation. Really you do you Do.

[D]

Actually, no, you don't.

[B]

I'd like to know what, what Rush Limball hears.

[C]

It's a great marketing.

[D]

It's beautiful.

[C]

Great marketing scam.

[D]

People talking about marketing.

[B]

What though? I don't know. That's marketing.

[C]

Whatever. The website that gets all the clicks that started it.

[B]

There's something blue dress, white dress, somebody behind it you like. How do you like your gals? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. No, this is Steve Perry singing. Not the Puerto Rican. No, it's not a Puerto Rican. He's Vietnamese. He's not Vietnamese. What is he?

[C]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

What is he? Filipino. Filipino. Love him. He's awesome. Have you seen him?

[D]

Yeah, he's all over the stage. Bounces off the walls. He's great.

[C]

John's thought process. Let's see. He's brown.

[D]

He's not from here. Okay, we'll start from Fort Worth. Now, let me think. Oh, he's got to be a Filipino.

[F]

Puerto Rican.

[D]

Puerto Rican, Filipino, baby. All right. Chinese, Filipino Santa.

[B]

That Mexican boy, he sure can sing some kind.

[E]

He's the accidental racist.

[B]

How many pesos would it cost to get him Come in the studio and sing for us. Oh, wow. Well, wear sombreros. Rush Limbaugh. Oh, good morning.

[D]

Morning. Brush.

[E]

John.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

It's such a coincidence. People are talking about this Laurel Yanni thing. Yeah, I had a cousin named Laurel once.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

He was. He was a great guitarist. He didn't act in nightclubs. His stage name, Yanni. What a coincidence.

[D]

Not really accurate, that guy.

[B]

Actually, I. I've heard some of his music.

[E]

Yeah, we had a weird deal on the show this week. I'm talking about, of course, America's best rated most listened to daytime radio talk show. John Hannity, the Rush Limbaugh program. Thank you very much. And I mean, it's. It's just a part of the biz.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you call and.

[E]

Get on the show, as we say frequently. You get a new sponsor on the program and it's a perk. You see my air quotes, I say perk.

[B]

Perk.

[E]

I saw they get to try these fine products and services. So this week we signed Gevalia Coffee. You heard of it?

[B]

No.

[E]

Have you tried it?

[B]

No.

[D]

Say it again. What kind of coffee?

[E]

Gevalia. They have a creme brulee flavor that's just astonishingly nice. And we got them signed. And this stuff, it's perky. I mean, it'll light you up. Anyway, on yesterday's program, I must have drank about 20 cups. It was great coffee. That's outstanding. So a great program as always on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. When I got home, I had my regular two per cassettes. That's the end of the day thing.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

There's no vodka required. I wait until Saturday morning for that, as I think you can tell. But last night, two Percocets just wouldn't do it. This coffee had me high as a kite. So I took two more like the.

[B]

Wolf of Wall street when they were taking the lewd. The lemons.

[H]

Yeah.

[E]

You wait for two hours and you think this guy has burned you. Yeah, it's just not landing.

[B]

So.

[E]

So not to be alarmed, I took two more six Percocets in an hour and a half now, and I don't want to advocate caution. For goodness sakes, I thought to myself, maybe there's a Percocet threshold that I should have thought about. Walked right off of the balcony of my house into the pool. Luckily, and I don't remember this at all, I had already put my mask and snorkel on, so I didn't die down there.

[D]

You're happy? Happen to have that on.

[E]

All right, so this morning I only took three and a half. And I'm fine. But I'm a little worried about. Have you heard about this, this Kim. Kim Jong Wan?

[D]

What?

[B]

No.

[E]

Kim Jong Wan?

[B]

Is that a Mexican version of Kim Jong Un?

[E]

I believe he's the president of Uruguay. I think he was going to talk to Donald Trump because they've got these nuclear weapons down there, Uruguay, Paraguay, somewhere.

[B]

In South America, down by Costa Rica.

[E]

Kim Jong Wan, obviously, apparently for some reason has backed out of the negotiation. And I don't wanna. I don't wanna refer any.

[F]

Look.

[H]

What.

[E]

I don't wanna ruffle any feathers here, but these Mexicans, oh, my Lord. Just won't do anything without cash. So I'm thinking Donald J. Trump, our esteemed leader, should take.

[B]

What's.

[E]

What's the rate for porn star? Rate is 130,000. This guy's a president. I'm saying we go like 145. I was room to room to wiggle, offer him cash money, have the meeting, film it, put it on TV and we make friends. Because if you think Percocets are great, where do you see some of the. Some of the botanical fixtures they have in Uruguay? I've read all about them. This is the stuff that screwed Tony Romo up a couple of weeks ago. Did you hear about that.

[D]

No, I didn't miss that story.

[E]

Am I. Is that my imagination?

[D]

I believe you made that up.

[E]

I think I need another Percocet.

[B]

No, you don't.

[E]

With my Frosted Flakes.

[D]

Take them all.

[E]

That'll be a great top. They're great.

[B]

Thank you.

[E]

On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, power on loan from Percocet.

[B]

Tommy and Baton Rouge, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

How you doing, buddy?

[B]

Oh, we're just having fun cutting up as usual. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were, we were off the air down there in Baton Rouge on the Eagle for about an hour this morning. I think the board operator had too many Percocets.

[F]

I don't doubt it.

[B]

What's up with you?

[F]

Oh, man. Just getting ready to go play some golf. Figured I'd give you a call in. I bought a new truck, so I'm looking to get rid of my other one.

[B]

Okay, what have you got?

[F]

I got a 04 Toyota Tundra Limited.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

In good shape.

[B]

Is it a four door or extended cab?

[F]

Four door.

[B]

So it's the full four door. That, not the extended cab looking thing, but the full crew cab. Okay. I think that was, that was the first year of it. It's a limit on a, on a scale. It's the old ass body style, but it's still a four door truck and it's a limited. So it's got leather, it's got a sunroof, it's got a four wheel drive button. And how is the condition? Average rough or clean?

[F]

Between average west, it's probably closer to. It's pretty clean.

[B]

Okay, good. So an 04 with 107 old body style. Does $8,000 buy that truck? Should. It should though. I would too. But I will have this big goofy guy that we call strip Club dj. He will drive to your home with a check for $8,000. You give him the title and he's so nice and he will drive away and you can take that check and you're paid and you're done. And it's quick and it's over. Play more golf and play more golf.

[F]

If you go to 85, I can't.

[B]

Make any money there.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

If I could, I would. I think I, I might be able to. Will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say it takes 8, 500. Send us some pictures and let me sniff the pictures.

[F]

I can do that.

[B]

Let's do that. All right, let's go. Good day golfing. Have fun, Tiger Woods. We will see you in your truck in a little bit.

[D]

We have another shout out. This one from Memphis, Tennessee. Now listening as always on 94. Five the Buzz.

[B]

FedEx Aircraft Maintenance, Memphis, Tennessee.

[D]

Doug, it looks like Slap slap if you.

[B]

So I think we need to do a contest. Live listener, the furthest away.

[D]

Thanks, Doug.

[B]

That's listening right now. Go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and post your shout out. And whoever's the furthest away will find we'll come up with it by 11:30. Okay. And we will send them a free sell that T shirt so far. But we're going to mail it to the address where you are. So don't be lying in Houston. Have it sent to your mom in Alaska. We want real ones.

[D]

Real ones?

[B]

Yeah. People.

[D]

People like Doug in Memphis.

[B]

People make stuff up.

[D]

Yeah, they do. We had muscle shs earlier, Alabama.

[B]

That was very real. Chris in Houston and Doug in Memphis is real. We weren't offering to give him anything. No, it's when you start offering things is when people start lying. Okay. Chris in Houston.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

What have you got?

[F]

2014 Ford F150XLT 4X4. No leather.

[B]

14 or 13 because he. He put it in as a 13.

[F]

It's a 14.

[B]

Okay. Is it a six cylinder, an 8, 5.0, 20 inch wheels or the regular 18s stock. Okay. Are they chrome or like metal color colored?

[F]

Other chrome.

[B]

Okay. Chrome wheels, 18s. It's leather power driver. No. Leather power driver seat. Yes or no?

[F]

It goes forward and power back. Power. But you gotta use the hand to tilt.

[B]

I got you. I got you. I'm just. That tells me what package we're looking at. Two wheel drive, right? Two or four wheel drive?

[F]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Okay. That bumps it up. I'm a $24,000 buyer.

[F]

24?

[B]

Yep.

[F]

All right. Thank you.

[B]

Yep. 800-800-7234. And if you'd like for us to bid your car, just go to givemetheven.com you can put in your license plate number in your state and it will bust the VIN automatically. Or put your VIN number in. Wow, that cost me like 20 cents. So if you know your VIN number, save me the 20 cents. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio strip. I mean, just like I always say, Deeds, you got to put them on hold when you put that up. I'm going to grab it. Put it on hold. 800, 800. Good morning, you're on the air. Hang on. I messed up. Dylan in Baton Rouge, good morning.

[F]

Yes. Did you hear about the other Mass shooting in Santa Fe.

[B]

I did. We talked about it earlier. We actually did a moment of silence for the victims and their families and actually the whole town of Santa Fe. I. It just crushes me, man. I mean I know I cut up a lot and I talk a lot of smack on the radio, but I do have a pretty big heart. And that deal just. You know what really gets me is because I've lived in small town Texas before and that small town Texas, I was looking at the population of Santa Fe in 1980, it was 6,000 people. That's small town Texas. Now it's like 16, 18, something like that. But people move to those areas and they live in those areas to raise their kids. Kids so they can get away from that crap. So they can be. They can let their kids ride bicycles on the street, not worry about getting kidnapped and then some. What just idiot crazy. Crazy just crazy. Goes in there and just, just ruins. Just steals everybody's innocence. Everybody forever. Everybody's forever. It just, I mean I, I can't, I can't tell you. Well, hell, the same thing happened to Lafayette. Was it four years ago?

[F]

Dylan, I'm not sure about the laugh.

[B]

Yet Movie, movie theater shooting, remember? Wasn't it laugh yet?

[D]

I believe you're correct.

[C]

Yeah, it was in our listening area.

[B]

Yeah, it was just awful. Just you know, I was sitting last night at my 4 year old's pre kindergarten graduation which is ridiculous that you're going to have a formal event. Yeah, it's still fun. And I'm sitting in this gymnasium full of people, people and little kids and I start thinking, yep, I know where you're going about. If somebody came in and started shooting, what would I do?

[D]

What would you do? You don't pack?

[B]

No, I don't pack. I don't pack. I. Where I was cuz it is kind of a country area. I know there'd be people in that packed. What I would do is. I don't want to tell you what I do, but I, I did kind of think about it and that's too bad that I was having to think about it.

[D]

The movie theater thing. I went to movies, I, I go to movies a lot and I start thinking about where to sit when I always do pack and I have one with me. You think? Ah man, really, you gotta think about this. The in Grapevine Texas, near Dallas Fort Worth this weekend, they have a thing called Main Street Festival. There's a terrorist team walking around now this year and they've blocked the entrances with cars. It's A different world, man.

[B]

Do teachers need to pack heat, do you think?

[C]

Or metal detectors?

[B]

Actually, I would like to know the listeners about opinion. Call in 800 detectors.

[D]

Another one.

[C]

That's simple.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Known metal detectors won't work because I went to high school. We all went there. You can work your way around the system if you know, if you wanted to do something that cold and calculated, you could work your way around that metal. You could take a backpack, you could plant it somewhere during the night. I mean, there's just. We used to sneak a lot of beer and pot into the dorms. You could sneak a gun into a.

[C]

High school, but it's going to make it harder.

[B]

Yeah, but a lot harder.

[C]

But did you hear about shootings in the ghettos where there's metal detectors?

[E]

No, no, I totally disagree, John. You don't have shootings at Six Flags Over Texas. You don't have shootings at rock concerts. You don't have shootings at hockey and baseball and football games. You know why metal detectors. That's why they call it prevention.

[D]

It can security stop a crazy. Well, let's try shoot your way right through a metal detector. Let's try stop crazy.

[E]

Let's try.

[D]

You never been able to stop crazy.

[E]

Let's try it.

[B]

I would like to hear our listeners viewpoints. If they think teachers should be packing and be trained just like.

[D]

Just like pilots.

[B]

That's exactly a perfect analogy. Because they're responsible for 150 souls.

[D]

And many pilots on board do have a gun. You don't know it and you'll never know it.

[C]

Yeah, but no one's gonna have a gun on the board though, either, huh? No one's gonna have a gun on board.

[D]

On the airplane.

[B]

Yeah. All right, we're gonna put. We've got a full bank of calls. We'll get back to it in just a second. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back. Arson Radio.

[G]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[B]

Catherine. A 12 Escape XL2 with 76,000 miles with a roof is worth 7,000, maybe eight.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

All righty. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com and load it up. Thanks. We've got a ton of people here with the. With the gun thing. Rylan, good morning. What's your. Should teachers have guns?

[F]

Yes, sir, absolutely.

[B]

Mike in Paris. What do you say, man?

[F]

And teacher I. Yeah, yeah, they should in our district carry. So we're one of the ones that do good.

[B]

Well, I mean, whatever it takes to stop this crazy Mike in Houston. What do you think?

[F]

Hey, the gun free zone and arm Everybody.

[B]

Well, there's three opinions. We'll take yours to 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hayden and Ennis.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Should teachers have guns?

[F]

Yeah. First of all, not only should teachers have a gun, every blood red blooded American should have a gun. And if they take away the second amendment, there's going to be wars in the street. That's what I think. But I'm calling you about my car.

[B]

Okay, what do you got?

[F]

I got a 2009 Suburban. But listen, John, the thing is, the thing is clean cherry, 97,000 miles. It's the base model, it's the LS. It's a two wheel drive, no sunroof, none of that junk I don't need.

[B]

So it's got the small wheels. Does it have a bench front seat?

[F]

No, it doesn't have the bench front seat but it doesn't have the full center console. But let me tell you, the car was cherry clean. My wife, my dumb wife took our German shepherd, our pregnant German shetmans, Bessie to the vet. On the way to the vet, the dog had about a litter of about 12 baby German shepherds.

[B]

And the car, are they still in the car?

[F]

Inside the car. And we got most of the blood out but the smell is horrendous. Now I don't know, I'm just an honest Texas guy and I don't want to lie to you because I know that sometimes, y', all, I don't know.

[B]

What we do is we pull the carpets out, we pull the seats out, we spin 500 to get it detailed. Well, I can fix it, but it's going to cost some money. I'm, I'm thinking nine, I'm thinking nine grand. Nine grand. Nine grand. Go to give me the vin.com. i'd give 10 grand without the nasty smell. Nine grand with the nasty smell because it's going to cost at least 500 to unfunk it.

[D]

Fair enough.

[B]

We'll be right back.

[G]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com.

[E]

Oh yeah, we're back.

[G]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[E]

Love listening to Y'.

[B]

ALL.

[G]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

Way up in the sky. So you said Chrissy Hind was the Yoko Owner of the Kinks.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

She wrecked the band.

[E]

Yeah, pretty much. I think she. She dated both Davies brothers, right?

[B]

Wreck and kid with one of them.

[E]

And they used to fight all the time anyway, before Chrissy Hine was even in the picture. But they sure did after. Yeah.

[B]

If the Pretenders come to town, we need to go see them.

[E]

Oh, man, we need to go.

[D]

Wow.

[E]

She invented that smokey eye thing.

[B]

Mike in Oklahoma. Sixteen grand caravan was 60. Is it a RT, SE or SXT? Are you there, Mike? Mike going once in Oklahoma. Mike going twice in Oklahoma. Sold. Oklahoma, KY in San Antonio. Good morning.

[F]

Hey, what's going on?

[B]

Nada.

[F]

I was calling about the teachers thing and carrying the gun.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think?

[F]

I've been talking to teachers. I'm a teacher and I'm not a, you know, I'm not a huge gun person. I'm not a huge hunter or anything like that. But just with everything that's going on, I think it's something that they should offer. You know, teachers should have to get a license just like you are a master's, get a master's degree, or just like you get a license to coach or just like anything else, maybe get paid a little bit more. And then based on size of school, you know, either, you know, the amount of students there, the canvas size itself, then schools could hire teachers that carry guns, and people wouldn't even need to know necessarily who they were. The other teachers wouldn't have to know who they were, you know, and they could that way.

[B]

It's very similar to the. The pilot.

[D]

Pilots, Exactly.

[B]

Very similar to the pilots. And I think having a couple of teachers around the school that have guns, it won't stop what happened. They went into the art room. The art teacher is going to be more hippie, more liberal, and probably not want to pack. So, I mean, all I think you can do is just CDL is what the license is. And in the trained cdl, you have.

[D]

To allow it in the school and.

[B]

Allow it in the school. And maybe I hate to think that in rural Texas or rural whatever. Well, they did they have to go to metal detectors with the pilots.

[D]

They did more than just let them carry. They took them through specific training in an airplane situation. And the pilots actually in the beginning had to pay for it themselves. They wanted that pilot for whatever.

[B]

That art teacher that was trying to get away that ran into the ceramics closet. And then he looked over his shoulder, and then when the kids looked back, he was laying there dead. I think he was dead. I Read this in the book.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

Paper yesterday.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

If he had a piece, he might have stopped it.

[C]

There's something you said about metal detectors and the stigma. You're like, I hate to have that in the rural Texas or private schools.

[D]

I mean, small towns. Having that, having that.

[C]

There's that stigma. Well, that's only in the ghetto that you have metal detectors.

[D]

That's only in prisons.

[C]

And it's different now, Totally different. You think that, you think that when you go to a concert. Well, this is just, you know, well.

[B]

You got a bunch of damn pot smokers at a concert. Hey, John, good morning. You're on the air, Pecos Texas.

[F]

Hey, yeah, I, I agree that they should carry guns. I work in the oil field. I have two teenage daughters in school. Leave a wife at home to work and take care of kids. Absolutely. All right, load them up.

[B]

I hear you, Paul and Fort Worth, good morning.

[F]

Good morning, John. How you doing? I love listening to your show every weekend, but I wanted to comment on the gun thing down there in Santa Fe. I think it's kind of sad that we're going to get to the point where it's going to be like going get on an airplane, right? I mean, you got to go to go through security to even go to a concert or go to a rodeo. I went to AT&T here a couple of months ago to a rodeo and I had to go through security for that. But anyway, I hear you.

[B]

Car, just for the heck of it, do me this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. That computer of mine will hit it immediately. It'll give you a number immediately. And if it's a little nicer than the rest of them, then we'll even, we'll pay more than what the computer says. We wind up giving more than that. A lot. Alright. Thomas in Wichita Falls.

[F]

Hey there. Hey.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Hey, no guns in school. That's a bad idea.

[B]

Why?

[F]

Somebody's gonna mess around getting shot, especially by a teacher. That'd make it worse.

[B]

Okay, you know, he's right.

[E]

But, you know.

[B]

No, no, no, no. But what he's saying. Have you seen these videos of kids attacking teachers in the fights online? If that happens, the teacher whips, I mean in a defense mode. He whips out a gun and shoots a kid. Damn. That'll be the, you know, a month's worth of news. I don't know.

[E]

Think about this.

[B]

The whole thing just pisses me off.

[E]

The teacher that JD was talking earlier, if you, you know, if you give teachers better training if one, it might break state houses open to pay teachers better, and two, we need jobs for ex military veterans.

[B]

Listen, listen to this.

[E]

And that's good training.

[B]

To really get the schools where you couldn't sneak them in, you would have to have high fence playgrounds. You would have to. So, I mean, think about going out to your car as a high school kid to go grab a book that you forgot. Sure. All this stuff, I mean, it just changed.

[D]

It's reality. You can not like it. You can make you mad. But the fact is, it's here.

[C]

I'd rather that than have worry about.

[D]

My kids than one time having to worry about your kid. And Bobbo just had a brilliant idea.

[B]

Bobo did something brilliant.

[D]

Just brilliant.

[B]

Yeah, you did.

[D]

Ex military people. There's so many veterans that need jobs. Why not?

[E]

They've already got the training.

[C]

Have them in charge of your security.

[B]

These schools are big. Yeah, that's not a.

[D]

That's not a bad idea. There are, well, in Israel on an airliner, they have armed M16 people sitting on the plane and they've never ever had a hijack.

[E]

You want to create jobs, that creates jobs. Yeah.

[D]

Veterans need work and they're trained. Why not? That's smart. Brilliant.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Brett, good morning, Covington, Louisiana.

[F]

How you doing, John?

[B]

Good, good.

[F]

So my fiance, she is a school teacher here in Covington. Right. And these teachers do enough. A lot of these people want to say arm teachers. Arm teachers. Right. They make less than $45,000 a year. And she has a degree. I don't. And I make way more than that. I don't have a degree. Okay.

[B]

That has nothing to do with guns. Tell me about guns.

[F]

Well, these local school systems, they need to go ahead and go out to add an extra 150 grand a year, hire some actual armed guards. I'm a veteran. I'm a veteran of the nine year veteran of the United States Army. And I guarantee you that there are plenty of men out there just like me and women, transgender gays, whatever, that served in this, serve this country and are more than willing to strap up every single day and take stand guard at these schools to protect our kids. We protect our money with guns. We have protect our money with armored vehicles. We protect our money with men with body armor on and, and, and guns. But we won't do the same for our kids.

[B]

You got a good point. You got a good point. You got a good point. My name is John Clay Wolf. We'll be right Back in a minute.

[G]

Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

It's a oneway tick to midnight buffet.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Put Your left foot in.

[C]

800, 800.

[B]

7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, ar, Kansas, and everybody out there on streamy, streamy land. We've had some people hit us today.

[D]

Memphis, the stream, Muscle Shoals gonna be on after 11 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[D]

In case you're losing us by chance here at 11 o' clock. The stream is continues till noon. It's at john claywolf.com where you can also find out about the listener party that's coming up June 10th, Sunday, June 10th from 3 to 5 at the Toyota Music Factory. All the details are there. If you want shun Clay Wolf T shirt, you can sign up there and get that as well.

[B]

Average, rough or clean. Sell that. Be rough or clean on the back.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Teacher shouldn't be armed. Teacher should be armed. Teacher shouldn't be armed. Teachers should be. We have a lot of people on hold here. Out one door, in the other with an armed guard. I want to hear them. Shouldn't. Hey, Michael, why should teachers should not be armed?

[F]

Well, you just don't know what you're getting. You know, a lot of teachers are sleeping with the kids at school and some may not be sexual. They may be shooters. And if you do veterans, you don't know if one of those may wig out one day.

[B]

Now you got a point. I mean, so there's just no absolute answer, right?

[F]

And if you go to.

[B]

It seems like only the good looking teachers it seems like only the good looking teachers are the ones that are sleeping, right? Students. So maybe, maybe we should have a scoring system like we do deer like Boone and Crockett. And if they're over like a 220 class and they can't pack because we know they're crazy because they're good looking. Exactly. Perfect. Dud. Would you, would you agree with that? I lost him. Yeah. 800.

[E]

What a shame.

[B]

Oh my gosh.

[D]

If they're hot, they can't carry.

[B]

Keith Richards is in the studio this morning with us. Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones smelled something.

[C]

Why is he. Oh, the royal wedding.

[B]

Good morning. Yeah, what's up with the royal wedding? Why is it such a big deal.

[E]

For getting married? Date for years and pull each other there, take your clothes off and get a little bangy.

[D]

Bangy bangy bang.

[E]

I was talking to Mick one time. He was fast with the princess Dan.

[D]

Oh yeah, she was beautiful.

[E]

He thought just. Well, he said, you know that Prince Charles a better look out. Yeah, because I'll take that girl. It's not the people say you're gonna lose that girl. But admit we just enamored like that. It's the same with little Harry, really. No, he's got this girl. He's a magazine model, right?

[D]

She's beautiful.

[E]

She's beautiful and she's got a class.

[D]

She's very classy.

[E]

No, she's got a class. I remember I was talking about on the Excel and Main street, right? There's a song, the Loving cup. And she's got like a loving cup. But you don't know she get these royals. Because Prince Charles, if he walks us down the aisle, he's don't know if he's got a hand on her ass.

[D]

No, he didn't.

[E]

She's chasing his. What is that? Making like his. His niece in law.

[D]

He did not have his hand on her ass.

[E]

Well, but he don't know. Is he just like me?

[B]

Right?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Okay. Mickey's marriage back in the. Back in the 70s. He's married to Jerry Hall.

[D]

Jerry hall, right.

[E]

She beautiful.

[D]

Beautifully.

[E]

I'd like to knock a tree off of that branch. But he's married. She's looking for him all around. She looks in the basement.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And she's looking by the pool.

[D]

Okay, by the pool.

[E]

She goes out by the garden. They've got the CRO cake course.

[D]

Gotcha.

[E]

It's kind of fun. He finally goes upstairs and he's in.

[B]

Somebody bring Keith Richards another vodka so we can understand what he's saying.

[E]

No, no, this is a good part. A bloody story.

[D]

It's the good part.

[E]

Here we go. To tell you upstairs.

[D]

He goes upstairs and finds him in bed.

[E]

In bed with David Bowie. David Bowie says, no, we was only playing Tickle. Right.

[D]

Very famous story.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I would never treat a girl, Jerry hall like that. Beautiful bird.

[D]

Yeah, she was beautiful.

[B]

Doug in Fort Worth, good morning. Thank you, Keith Richard. Thank you, Keith Richards, Mick and David Bowie. In relation to the royal wedding. Doug, what have you got?

[F]

2015 F150 four door, four wheel drive, six inch litre, 20 inch tires.

[B]

Which engine?

[F]

2.7.

[E]

It's a rail train track. Abilene, Texas.

[H]

All Ford.

[B]

You forgot to get the real engine when you were putting all the wheels and tires and lift on it.

[D]

Be nice.

[B]

Is it. Is. Is it the. What do you call it. The hot rod six, The. The turbocharged six or just the regular one?

[F]

No, no, it's. It's twin turbos.

[B]

Oh, it's a three. Five.

[F]

Yeah, there you go. Three five. Sorry.

[B]

Okay. Because like a 2.7 be a four cylinder. How many miles are on it? 43. I need to see pictures of this thing. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Ignore what the computer bids it at because it's not going to add for the conversion. It can't see that off the VIN number, but I am thinking off the top of my head. 27 to 29,000.

[F]

Okay, I'll send you the pictures.

[B]

Thank you, Sir. Appreciate it. 800-800-72348. 800 radio NABO in our number four. I'd like to cut. Talk about your therapist, huh?

[E]

Oh, really? Okay.

[B]

He mentioned something earlier about his therapist was contacting him during the show, like talking to him. I mean, have you gone all Howard Stern on us since?

[E]

She's listening. She's listening right now. Dr. Laura.

[D]

You have a therapist?

[E]

Her name, her actual name is Laura. Okay, this is not a bit. It's not a joke. It's not a take on the old.

[C]

Dr. Laura Yanni or Laura Laura, Laura.

[B]

So what do y'?

[F]

Think?

[B]

All therapizing about la, right?

[E]

Well, I mean, I, you know, I don't have to tell you, man, because she's my.

[B]

We're all. We're all friends here. You're in. You're in a trusted place.

[E]

I know and I appreciate.

[B]

I know it's your therapist and you don't have to do anything.

[E]

I appreciate that more than you know. Maybe your therapist should call my therapist and they can talk about it because you're not an expert on anything like that, man.

[D]

What happens?

[B]

His therapist is telling him to quit listening to me. It sounds like that. That I'm a negative influence in his life.

[E]

It's not exactly what she said. That's not exactly what she said.

[D]

What'd you say?

[E]

She. Well, okay, okay. See, for one, she. She thinks you're probably a racist.

[D]

You're right.

[B]

You're not even close to being a race. The accidental racist.

[E]

And the other thing.

[B]

Things. She.

[E]

She knows that I'm a. And I don't want you guys to take this wrong, but I'm a Christian, right?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

And I don't appreciate you.

[B]

Here we go.

[E]

Making me voice spots like that Jesus thing.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

No, no, because. Shut up, Turley. Because the apostle Paul in the 2nd Corinthians said what made strong Insinuations that Jesus isn't like the John Lennon looking peacenik Jesus that you think he was. Jesus has a sort of fire.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

You better not screw around.

[D]

You are on medication.

[B]

That's what it is.

[E]

That's what she said.

[B]

And what are you paying her?

[E]

Nothing.

[D]

Sounds like it.

[E]

I do, I do a trade for broadcasting.

[B]

It's drlaura.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 10 in Louisiana. 11 regular with 74,000 miles off the top of my head. Eight, nine grand. But there's so many different versions of this car. I need to. I need the VIN number. Are you there, Tim? In Louisiana, can you hear me?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Can you go to givemetheven.com and lay your license plate in there or your VIN number so I can figure out what version you have And.

[F]

But I have the C. The cxl.

[B]

Okay, load it up, we'll buy it. That goes for everybody listening right now. Go to givemethevin.com Remember, if we do not beat your CarMax offer, send us a picture of it. If we don't beat it, it's not all wasted time because I'm gonna send you a check for a hundred dollars for the last look for the opportunity.

[D]

More often than not you beat them a lot. Mostly. But every once in a while you do send a check.

[B]

You know, I got that from the old wholesaler days. Really, when you know. Well, I'm not gonna say. Yeah, but I mean, why duke the used car managers when you can just pay the public?

[D]

There you go. That goes straight to the man.

[B]

You know, we bit a Jeep yesterday, hot rod like a hellcat Jeep Grand Cherokee. And I gave $78,000 for this thing. And then so he bid it for the dealership for 75,000 because the wholesaler wanted to make 3G. And then so the, the Jeep store that's trading for it is going to offer the customer 72,000. So between 72 that they gave the customer, in the 78 that I gave the wholesaler, that's five GS. If the customer would have just gone to givemetheven.com they would have got the 78,000.

[D]

Exactly. Makes sense.

[B]

We're right there. It's right there online for you. I mean, I can't make it any easier. The whole division is of this company or not Division. But inception was your brother in law, that's the used car manager at the BMW store. Let's ask him. He'll. We can trust him, right? He'll Put us on the money.

[D]

You give the real numbers.

[B]

I've built a system that'll put everybody on the money right now. And we will show up at the home with a check. We will pay off your payoff. We will pay your equity. If, if. I mean, we'll give you all the money and cut out all the bs.

[F]

Get you some bitch.

[B]

If you don't believe it, read our reviews on online. JD do you have anything else for 35 seconds?

[D]

We got 35 seconds for the rest. And for everyone else, by chance, you're losing us here at 11 o' clock. Go to john claywolf.com you can stream the rest of the show. And in the same week, number four is coming up, Johnny Manziel. Hospitalized for a reaction to prescription medicine. He signs the two year deal with a Canadian Football League.

[B]

All that and more because Canadians are forgiving.

[D]

Right after the top of the hour.

[B]

On the John Clay Wolf show, Farm Canadian teachers. That's an hour.

[D]

Number four, John Claywolf dot com.

[B]

See you next Saturday. For the guys that we're gonna lose, everybody else jump on the stream or grab the podcast at one o'. Clock.

[G]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

A Good Woman at home. Turley, when did you mic me up? Because I said a curse word before that. Then I looked down.

[C]

I would have had you. Don't worry.

[B]

I looked down and saw that my mic was hot.

[C]

I got you covered.

[B]

Don't worry. Thank you, Mike and Cedar Hill, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

I'm good. What's up with you?

[F]

I don't know. I'm on the radio, I guess. Funny.

[B]

What, what, what, what? What you got? You 11 Rover Sport HS to the E with buck 22 on the clock. What color?

[F]

Silver.

[B]

It's a Rover Sport. Silver. Okay. Yep. I'm doing this without a VIN number and making sure we're on the right car. Just FYI 122. Okay. What? Lights are on. What did the mechanic tell you when you took it in? Last week? And he said it's going to cost X to get it fixed. And you said, I'm going to sell this bitch. I'm not going to fix it.

[F]

No, actually I had to replace the alternator last week.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And that cost $1,200?

[F]

No, it was 700.

[B]

And then, then you said, you know what? I'm going to sell this bitch before something else happens.

[F]

No, actually my wife drives the vehicle and when it gets up to around 120,000. She just wants a new one regardless.

[B]

Makes sense. I'm an 11,000, $12,000 buyer.

[F]

Okay, well, I can tell you that the Lexus dealership offered me 11,000 for it. And.

[B]

I've got a question for you real quick. Real quick. So how long did it take them to tell you they'd give you 11,000 for it? From the moment you drove in to the moment they told you you get 11.

[F]

It was actually, they took the information from me about what kind of mileage and color and all that type of thing, and they brought it to their buyer and he came back.

[B]

But that's not. That's not an amount of time. How much time did it take them?

[F]

I'll say maybe half an hour at most.

[B]

How much time did it take you take me to tell you? I'll give you 11 to 12,000.

[F]

Like, I don't know, five minutes.

[B]

Not even that. Once we start talking about 30 seconds. So anyway, I'm bragging because I'm trying to prove my point, that we're a good source to go get information and get put on the money quickly. Yeah, I'll give 11. I'll give 11 12,000. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com, load it up here in Cedar Hill, Texas. We can send a driver over there Monday morning, pick it up with a check. Let's go. People are long winded. Bobo, Is he related to you?

[E]

Possibly.

[B]

So tell me more about your therapist.

[E]

Oh, she's great, man.

[B]

Are you just trying to get laid?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay. No.

[E]

What?

[B]

Well, you know, that is against the rules. If she's licensed. If she's not licensed, then it's not against the rules.

[D]

Rules are off.

[E]

Well, I think she's from more the 60 70s school of psychiatry, which means that she can, if she wants to, if she thinks it'll help.

[B]

Can she. Can she prescribe drugs?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

She is a psychiatrist, not a psychologist.

[E]

I hope so.

[B]

Okay, Because I was a. I was a psychology mate, and that's the difference. And you're exactly right. A psychiatrist must go to medical school.

[D]

Right.

[B]

A psychiatrist can write you a script for a Z Pack if you're sick.

[E]

Right. She's written me a couple.

[D]

Well, she's a psychiatrist.

[E]

That's why I'm saying if I get pulled over with this stuff and she's not legal, well, then I'm not legal, and then I'm not going to make it to work.

[B]

Okay, well, Rush Limbaugh, I see him, he's still Tapped in on the isdn, is he not? Rush.

[E]

I'm the john.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Are you still there?

[B]

I am still here and I'm glad that you stayed tuned in because this is a perfect topic for you.

[E]

I thought you were only on until noon.

[B]

Yeah, but you're in Florida. That so? We're an hour behind you.

[E]

Oh, that's right. Welcome to sunny Florida. So that's a great day for America.

[B]

Where do you get your Percocets? Do you have a psychiatrist that hooks you up?

[E]

Well, now that you're not on the air anymore, I'll tell you we are. Here's what you gotta do. Don't go anywhere near doctors.

[D]

Okay, first of all, that's not. No.

[E]

Secondly, there's a city down here, Panama City.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Have you heard of it?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Just like the real Panama. The Central American country.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

You can buy anything from anyone at any time. So I send a confederate of mine, if you will. My friend Kid Rock. Yeah, and while he's buying for him, he buys for me too. We get a little bit of a price break for quantity. But here's the thing. Don't ever try to sell him. Because you may think you can be as smart as Kid Rock, but he's a lot more intelligent than he looks.

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Don't let the hat fool you. And that's how I do it.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Why, you want some?

[B]

No, no, no, no, I'm good, I'm good, I'm good. You know, I quit drinking. It'll be.

[E]

No, don't do that.

[B]

No beer, no nothing. It'll be three weeks this day after tomorrow.

[D]

How do you feel?

[B]

I don't feel I'm getting up earlier, which is obnoxious. And I'm going to work earlier and I'm getting more done. But, but, But I'm. I'm getting sleepier because I'm getting up earlier.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

I. I've. I've been a late worker and a late riser. I'm getting up an hour earlier.

[E]

It makes perfect sense.

[B]

You know what you need, and I'm not trying to. What do I need?

[E]

Vicodin and. And Xanax. Xanax are just a couple of Xanax.

[B]

This morning I got 6:30 and actually jumped in the pool and swam laps.

[D]

Look at you.

[E]

You weren't late for the show today.

[B]

I know you're untied. Obnoxious.

[E]

How about that?

[B]

But I'm not as funny. I'm not as funny. I know I'm not as funny.

[E]

What do you mean?

[B]

I'm Funnier when I'm hungover. There's no question. So, for the art, I may get back on the off the wagon.

[D]

I'm writing my book.

[B]

I. I'm.

[E]

I mean, I. I'm.

[B]

I'm not. I'm. July 4th is my day.

[C]

What about June 10th?

[B]

What happens when the bash.

[C]

You got to drink then, right?

[D]

Give me the b.com bow.

[B]

And it has nothing to do with alcohol. It has everything to do with fat. I don't want to get fat.

[E]

Well, now, what the hell does that mean?

[C]

One day you'll be all right just for that.

[B]

I hear you. Yeah, okay.

[C]

As long as you're not drinking that day. One day, that day I'm gonna drink.

[B]

Good point, Charlie. Thanks. Thanks, Michael, for clearing that out.

[C]

But then just get right back off.

[B]

Sure. I just want to lose some weight.

[C]

Yeah, you'll. You'll lose enough by that time.

[D]

Sorry.

[B]

Three weeks.

[D]

Have you lost weight?

[B]

I haven't looked. I didn't. I didn't do a start. It's just more of a puffy face, fat gut.

[D]

You know, if you've lost weight.

[B]

My pants still fit just as tight.

[D]

Okay. Are you eating more?

[B]

No, I'm actually doing that low, no carb thing as well. Gotcha. So I'm eating steak like a. Like a mass murder. That a serial killer.

[C]

So you have to worry about your blood pressure now, you know, that's all.

[B]

Is that bad for your blood pressure?

[C]

You know all that now.

[B]

I've read on the Atkins thing that your blood pressure goes down. Is that not true?

[D]

That's what they say.

[B]

You did it.

[D]

I did it. And I don't know, your arteries may clog up.

[B]

Yeah, it's okay. Well, I'm just fixing to get into a mode where it's going to be this hyper, even more hyper work mode than we've been in lately.

[D]

Imagine.

[B]

So I'm having. I need to get in shape.

[E]

You're fixing to start hanging out with me every day.

[B]

As stupid as this sounds, I'm fixing to go work more. So I'm going to. To have to get. I need to watch my health. I need to make it through these next five years. If I can make it through these next five years, then I can sit on a damn yacht and smoke grass and eat barbecue in the middle of the Caribbean. If I don't die between now and then.

[D]

Swim. Swim.

[B]

So I'm really, you know, I have a higher goal that I'm working towards.

[D]

You got a pool?

[H]

Sure.

[B]

Swim. I do. It's the best I Told you. I got up this morning, went swimming with my kid. I'm just.

[D]

That's the thing.

[B]

We've got this stereotype, man, this house, I've got. These people must have jammed because there's 18 pairs of speakers.

[D]

Oh my God.

[B]

Wait, no, total speaker. There's like four. There's six. No, doesn't matter. 16 pairs of speakers in this home.

[D]

Okay?

[B]

And like the old 80s heavy setup, so you can turn it on, change all the rooms. But they're good. I mean, it's a Macintosh system, but they took the receiver with them. But they left the Crown amplifiers in the whole setup. So I've been there since January, but I've never. I was like, I need to hook this thing up, see if it works.

[E]

Hell yeah, man.

[B]

Oh my God, it rocks your ass off. So now, like, I turn up the kids volumes in their rooms, and when I get up in the morning, turn on the phone, hit the Bluetooth, play some Skinner, wake everybody up. My wife's angry. That's fine, perfect. Turn on the outside speakers, go swimming with the kid. I mean, it's like, let's start the day off with rock and roll.

[D]

You, man, get healthy, get in better shape and.

[B]

And more jams. More jams. Put a brother in a good mood. The right jams in the right environment.

[D]

That Bobbo was going to play guitar for us at some point, you know.

[B]

Bobbo's been talking about this guitar forever. And we went, hey, I'd like to buy this for the studio. Okay, great, buy it. You heard nothing out of me. He was expecting me to like, quiz him down. Nope. And then we get it in. It'll only work mono. It won't work stereo. Okay? So we go through all this trouble and trials and tribulations to get stereo. So now we've got stereo. How many times have we played the guitar on the air?

[D]

None.

[H]

None.

[E]

Okay. And we were going to play it today. We were going to play today. And guess what? As we drag it out, it's out of tune.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Tune it.

[E]

Yeah. Cuz I guess I brought my children and. Oh, no, you brought your children in the studio. So they're screwing with a guitar. So I get it tuned. Guess what? Turley can't hear it. You know why?

[D]

Why?

[E]

Because the onboard system's got a dead battery. Because somebody left it turned on one of John's kids. Guess who? Oh, do you think maybe. And my therapist, Dr. Laura.

[D]

Here we are.

[E]

Everybody says, don't be judgmental sitting on these three words, okay?

[D]

Yeah.

[E]

Love, tolerate, Forgive.

[D]

This is Laura.

[E]

So I forgive you for bringing your children here and screwing with my guitar.

[D]

Everything's now going to go through the therapist.

[E]

Oh, all right.

[B]

No, Uncle Roy's online for. Roy, good morning. You're on the air. Where. Where are you right now? Los Kinas, picking up cars. You got anything good yet?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What'd you get?

[F]

I just picked up.

[B]

An 18. What?

[C]

Denali.

[B]

Denali? Well, that's pretty nice one. You gonna take that one home over the weekend? Are you kind of like me? I don't even like driving. I got a Ferrari Berlinetta sitting over at a recon deal, and I won't drive it. I just. Because like him. I don't want to screw him up. If they're perfect, why drive them? Some German shepherd might have dogs in there.

[D]

Something might happen.

[B]

So tell me, Roy, this week, I did not ask you on purpose because I wanted to do it on Saturday, and I wanted you to come in the studio, but since you're out working, you got to call in. What the hell happened? They said you were madder than a Jap.

[E]

What does that mean?

[B]

Wait, one more time.

[F]

I had to pick up a.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

It took them 13 hours to go to normal, come back.

[B]

Why'd it take them so long? Did they have car troubles?

[F]

No, they had no car trouble.

[B]

Do they stop it.

[F]

When he got back, he got to explaining to Junior why it took him so long. You ain't got to explain to me. You got to explain to Roy because he just mad. And you know what he said? Well, I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna tell Roy to blink my plank.

[B]

Okay, so did he tell you that?

[F]

Huh?

[B]

Did he tell you to do that?

[F]

No, no, no, no. He didn't tell me. He didn't tell. Continue. He didn't tell me.

[B]

Did he show back up for work?

[F]

No, but I bought it the same day.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[F]

You know how you get. How you get f on the phone. I wouldn't have fought him that day, but when he came in, brought the paperwork in, the credit card and the towel, instead of him putting it in a drop box, he threw it up there on the balcony. And when Connie came out of her office going home, she found it on the balcony.

[B]

Really?

[F]

That's why I bought it.

[B]

I'd have fired his ass, too. How do we get a hold of him? We might need to. Are you. He took our title and our keys.

[F]

So I called him. I text up the other today and asked him, you know, when do he want me to take care of him, you know, and all this good stuff, you know, and paycheck. He text me back, how could you? Please leave me alone. Then I. I go feel sorry for. I mean, when you tell a man that you ready, you know, feel ready to do something, you know, and I was disappointed, you know, when he copped out on me.

[B]

Oh, you were. You're planning an event, like a boxing match?

[F]

Oh, yeah. I'm going to sell some tickets. I want to get a crowd. This is going to be new for me too, you know, and I want to see how much money I can get off of this.

[B]

I'm telling you everything in Oklahoma. A lot of things happen attached to Oklahoma. I've had a lot of bad luck. We've bought some good cars up there. But in business over the years. Well, you remember that Chevy store I had that didn't go well in Oklahoma, and then they wound up and I had to go the dealer council in Oklahoma for advertising violations. And they were all Oklahoma dealers. Like, you're from Texas. You're the new guy. They roasted me.

[D]

Sure. Well, the same guy got on Facebook and said I got fired for no.

[E]

Reason.

[F]

You know, so general schools be off. But junior didn't want to hear, so he know he had to talk to me. The run should have took no more than seven hours. Three and a half up, three and a half back. Going out, stopping gas and whatever.

[B]

So did you ever get to talk to him?

[F]

Oh, he won't talk to him. And I text him.

[B]

I don't need you getting this angry because of your blood pressure.

[F]

I can handle my blood pressure. The only thing that runs my blood pressure. When you start something, don't finish. I wanted to finish this. Yeah. I wanted to finish all this.

[B]

So you got my. You got my 9 year old son with you? He's running drops with you today?

[F]

Yeah, yeah, he's running shotgun.

[B]

How's he doing?

[D]

Are you teaching him the same things you were teaching John when John was 9? Like how to smoke, how to drink beer.

[B]

Do you think he's got outlaw in him?

[F]

Oh, yeah, he. He's my spe. He's my face. He's hang out with me. He'll be just like you.

[D]

He's like me. He's like me.

[B]

Okay. That other one's pretty square. The old one, he's pretty square. This one's a little different.

[F]

He can't. He can't hang with. He can't hang.

[B]

Okay, well, thank you for the update. Oh, the other one. The other One. He's like my square brother. Yeah, yeah, man, that's a whole nother story.

[F]

You know, that's the only thing is. But you know what? You know what? I got his check.

[B]

Oh, you got the boy's check. So he's gonna have to talk to you before he gets it.

[F]

And you know, I'm not holding this check for ransom. He get his check anytime you get ready.

[D]

Well, and he's playing the victim on Facebook.

[B]

Oh, is he?

[D]

Oh, yes.

[B]

What's he. What's he saying on Facebook?

[D]

I got fired for no reason. Even name named the company.

[B]

Oh, did he?

[D]

Yes, he did.

[B]

Oh, well, Roy says he's got a reason. It doesn't take 13 hours to round trip to Oklahoma. And when you come in late, you don't throw the keys in the title on the concrete sidewalk. And you don't tell your boss. You can blank my blank.

[F]

I've got a reason.

[B]

Okay. All right, Roy. Thank you. We got to go to break, huh? He doesn't need to get that, man.

[C]

Yeah, that's what I was telling him, man.

[D]

Just don't worry about it, baby.

[B]

No, let it go. Because then he goes and just like.

[D]

John does, if you.

[B]

If you've. You know. How old is this guy Turley the driver?

[C]

Probably 40.

[B]

Getting your ass whipped by a 70 year old man is not going to help his frame of mind because that's probably what would happen. Oh, yeah, and then it's going to come back to me and I'm going to have to support Roy. Oh, no.

[C]

Too many problems to worry about there.

[D]

Yeah, let it go.

[B]

Well, it's not as bad as the guy that pooped on himself, huh? Yeah, we'll talk about that later. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Go to. Give me the vin.com if you'd like to sell yours. Mike and Cedar Hill. Mike, is this the same heat Cedar Hill with the Range Rover a minute ago?

[F]

It is, yeah. It was so good. I want to do it again.

[B]

Then go to givemetheven.com. put the license plate number in or the VIN number and load them up. Take both Those cars to CarMax. Get. Get pictures on them. If I don't beat the offers on both of them, I will give you 200 bucks. You don't need to go to Carmax. I mean, you're wasting your time. But I'm just bragging because I want to let people know that we outbid Carmax left and right. We'll be right back.

[G]

We'll Be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Remember, Eagle.

[B]

Listeners in Baton Rouge, New Orleans, you can grab our number one that we missed this morning off the podcast that goes up about one o' clock at our website. There was a technical difficulty. There was an alcoholic running the board and he passed out. He forgot to turn us on.

[H]

It happens.

[B]

But in south Louisiana that's okay all the time. Anywhere else that'd be like a problem, like a union problem. But here that's like, hell, they might even get a tip.

[D]

It's in the comments.

[B]

Contract and a big old brew and a little old you ty in Odessa, Texas. Good morning. Hey, what you got?

[F]

How you doing?

[B]

I'm good.

[F]

I got a 2013 Nissan Titan SB.

[B]

Two wheel drive or four wheel?

[F]

Four wheel drive. Okay, four wheel drive, four door, five and a half foot bed.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Leather clothes, cloth and 24. And some change on the mileage.

[B]

All right. Four wheel drive, V8 SV. Not extended cab, but crew cab, right?

[F]

Crew cab, Correct.

[B]

Good miles. What color?

[F]

They call it the espresso Brown. It's kind of a brown metallic.

[B]

Old man tan. Old man tan. How old are you?

[F]

I'm 54.

[B]

There you go. Old man tan.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

When, whenever we get these brown and tans, it's just, it's just, you know, like some guy will buy some rolls or something and it's tan. You're like, what did you do?

[D]

Why?

[B]

He just didn't know any better.

[F]

It's a dark brown. I mean it looks okay.

[B]

It's not tan, it's dark brown. No, that's better. If you were 65, you would have gone with tan. Yeah, I think it's a 20, 20. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20. $22,000 truck.

[F]

About 22. All right, well, I will get some pictures and get it online for you.

[B]

Thanks, man.

[F]

I appreciate.

[B]

Oh, good. So you've listened to us before.

[F]

Yeah, I, I work down here in Odessa. I actually live up in Colorado. We need to get you a station up there.

[B]

Where in Colorado?

[F]

Pueblo.

[B]

This is ironic you say that.

[D]

Why?

[B]

Because there is a station for Colorado Springs is based out of Pueblo. We're looking at expanding the network and that's one of them. I really want to get on an Aspen, Colorado.

[D]

Why is that?

[B]

Because there's a lot of. I'll tell you why.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Because there's a lot of rich people in Aspen, Colorado. Like the largest concentration of wealth in vacation homes in the country I'm going to say is Aspen, Colorado. And These people have five year old luxury cars that have 3,000 miles on them because they never drove them anywhere. And they tell their assistants, hey, sell that car and what a better service than ours to just do it immediately.

[D]

Yeah, easy.

[B]

Pick it up. I think the best used cars in the world are parked in garages at vacation homes in Aspen, Colorado.

[D]

Probably so.

[B]

So we need to get, we need to do that case. No baby. Yeah.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Thanks.

[E]

Tom, this is Robert Ball III. You know the Mercedes Benz we bought for Ms. Burn three years ago? I'd like to sell that bitch.

[B]

You think I'm kidding? I've got to get on Aspen car. I'm telling you, it's got to be the best concentration of cars in the United States.

[C]

It's funny you said that because a couple weeks back we bought an Expedition that was transferred from Colorado. I bought it from Colorado back here because they sold their home. It had 34000 miles on what year? It was like a 98, 97. I mean they just.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, we're just sitting there at our home, just sitting there. That's all we did with it, just sitting there. That in south Florida has some good miles, but not like Aspen, Colorado. I'd say Palm Beach, Telluride, those super rich concentrated places. That's where we really need. We love those concepts. Dollars. And then the dis. The God rests their souls. People who passed away.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Mom left me this, aunt Linda left me that. Whoever left somebody something, we love those too. Why? Because they don't want to argue over price so much. You give them a fair one and they're cool because it's free money to them, right?

[D]

They've already. Yeah.

[B]

Not saying you can steal them, but they're just not gonna wear you the hell out.

[D]

Over 50 bucks.

[B]

Over 50 bucks.

[D]

Yeah, exactly.

[B]

Sometimes you just give people $50 just to shut up. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. What am I getting at? Unlike the rural areas like Del Rio, Texas, I used to fly my little bonanza down to Del Rio and buy cars from dealerships down there. The highest miles I've ever seen or the lowest miles I've ever seen one.

[D]

Way or the other.

[B]

Because it's on the moon. There's nowhere to go, no place. A little old lady that bought, bought, bought a, you know, Grand Marquis three years ago, she's gone nowhere. I'm talking 1700 miles on five year old cars. Damnedest thing I've Ever seen in the driveway. Love the short miles.

[D]

Dry area too.

[B]

The big miles is what everybody gets, you know. Well, hell, why'd you give me 1500 for my Grand Marquis and you gave that one 10,000? Because it's got 1500 miles on it. Yours has 150, right? Speaking of short miles, you know if we got that 8,000 mile Lincoln town.

[C]

Car, I don't know, it was on another squad and I think so is.

[B]

A, is a 2010 with eight.

[E]

I love them.

[B]

I love them, love them.

[C]

I know we bought it. I don't know if it's been delivered yet.

[B]

If you're listening, you have a car like that you'd like to sell, please go to givemetheven.com you know what one of our best markets is, is South Louisiana.

[D]

Seems like you get a lot of vehicles out of there.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, I, I've been working that area forever in the wholesale front. But they, that area is salt of the earth, people. And the word of mouth is heavy down there. People down there still talk to one another. They don't just stare at their phone. They stare at their beer and each other and talk and they tell each other about their experience with Gimme the vin and that's why it's lighting up faster down there. As stupid as that sounds, I believe.

[D]

It to be true.

[C]

No, they're such big fans that they saw strip club DJ picking up a car, yelled out the window at him.

[B]

He's taking a picture of a person holding I love giving the event sign.

[D]

And somebody saw him.

[C]

And then they snapped a photo of strip club taking a picture of somebody else and posted it on Facebook.

[D]

Strip club is a superstar and his.

[B]

Freak strip club out because he thinks everybody's watching.

[D]

I forgot about that. He already thinks people are watching him here. Yeah, he's freaked out about cameras and everything else. Now he knows people are watching.

[B]

What's in the news, John, the people.

[D]

That are watching people. Johnny Manziel. In the same week he was hospitalized for a reaction to prescription medicine. He's also signed a two year deal with the Canadian Football League, the Tiger Cats. Manzel wrote a message on his Instagram account that this is about the medication overdose he supposedly had. He was admitted to a Texas hospital. This was actually about 10 days ago after having an adverse reaction to prescription medication. But he says he's okay now. He just took a little bit too much. He says he's gonna watch himself from now on. Now and then they turn red, run, and they sign the guy. Are they that desperate?

[B]

Man, I don't know.

[C]

Maybe we should ask him. He's in the green room right now.

[B]

Johnny Manziel. Get your doped out ass. Doped out ass in here.

[D]

Two year deal with the Canadian.

[B]

Oh, you know, kidding.

[F]

Come on.

[B]

Come on in. Come on. You know what's playing, dude.

[E]

Telling you guys, you excited.

[D]

Hey, what's up?

[B]

Congratulations. You're getting back on the field, man.

[E]

Man, yeah, football is great, man. Really Down.

[D]

Why are you down?

[E]

Like, telling you, like, don't do drugs, man.

[D]

I know you did too many prescription drugs, ended up in the hospital.

[E]

I'm just kidding. Take take two a day, right? So you take three and everybody freaks out and you're like, oh, you got major. You have Johnny Football. Like, I'm not going there. What?

[B]

Talking about you.

[E]

I had you, man.

[B]

You had me?

[E]

You had me, man.

[B]

You did.

[E]

You was like. He was like, Dog Jones, man.

[B]

Johnny, how is your smoking air 2000 revenue coming?

[E]

It's coming up, man. I. You know, I never thought of this before, but, like, just, you know, I got this product is a gas pipe. Yep, the gas pipe.

[B]

The gas pipe, that's a head shop in Dallas for those of you all.

[E]

Outside Dallas, smoking air. And we took it out today. Beer man.

[B]

Denver. Explain. Explain to Everybody what the Smoker 2000 is.

[E]

Okay. Smoking 2000 has got four bowls, man. Okay. And four hoses. And he loaded it up. Oh, smoke it with your friend like a hookah. Yeah. And you don't have to smoke weed. Yeah, you can smoke pipe tobacco.

[B]

Sure.

[E]

Or. And anything you smoke anything. And like, if you got it. Yeah, you can smoke it, man. No, seriously. But fired up, you know, and bring you together and have a good time.

[D]

Are you gonna get away from that now that you're gonna be playing football again?

[E]

Yeah, I can't smoke it.

[D]

I was gonna say you can't smoke.

[E]

No, I can't smoke it anymore, man. I can't, like, even have it anymore because I quit because I could not really. Have you got any.

[B]

How long did you quit?

[E]

I don't know.

[D]

Less than 10 days ago when he was in the hospital.

[E]

Yeah, I know. I went to my doctor, said I'm gonna buy a calendar, but I haven't yet. I don't know really what it was. I think it was the last time it was okay. Me and Zeke was listening to Run to the Hill. Run to the Hill, Iron Maiden. And it was Wednesday. Four. Four Wednesdays ago.

[D]

A month ago.

[B]

Real quick, Johnny Football, how are you going to. What's your path back to the big leagues in the NFL.

[E]

Well, you know, John, I thought about it a long time and like, everybody get. They're making fun of me on espn just like.

[B]

What'd he say?

[D]

Something about being in football.

[B]

Let's hope that the listeners can understand what we're saying. They're making fun of you for playing football in Canada. Yeah.

[E]

Can you believe it? But listen, if you've never tasted the maple syrup in Canada, you gotta try it, man.

[B]

Okay, so what's your past? Back to the NFL. Okay, Speaking of stony ideas.

[D]

Right.

[E]

Okay. But don't tell anybody. Okay.

[D]

You ready for this?

[B]

Yep.

[E]

Buffalo, man.

[D]

Buffalo.

[E]

Yeah, I got like a two year goal because my therapist says I should set goals and I said for the Buffalo Bills, man. Johnny Papa.

[D]

So you're gonna play for Canadian for two years, then you're gonna be in Buffalo?

[E]

Yeah, I think it's the Buffalo Bills drafted. This ugly cat. Did you see him?

[B]

No. Drafted who?

[C]

Kid from what, Minnesota or something?

[E]

Yeah, he's ugly, man.

[B]

He's an ugly cat. Okay, we've got to go to break. We're gonna play. Are we gonna play a tune or we're just doing spots? Hell, I don't know. We'll be back in like no time flat. My name is John Clearwolf by Cars in the Air.

[G]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay One Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[B]

Sleeping over there, J.J. just relaxing, just.

[D]

Taking a new moment.

[B]

You know, Grace Slick was a hoe she was doing.

[D]

I didn't know that.

[C]

And then we're go, where's Baba?

[B]

Go?

[C]

Like I say, 20 seconds away.

[D]

He leaves the building and he goes out and smokes. And then he gets locked out like he did in Houston, leaving me standing there by myself.

[B]

Is that what happened? Yes. And I slept in that day. We had our thousandth show celebration and I overslept.

[D]

The next morning you were across the street, literally across the street from the, from the studio and you overslept. You fell down in the street coming over because it was raining.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Three minutes till air. And Baba walks out to smoke a cigarette in a building that's got 19 stories. And he goes outside and the doors lock.

[B]

And we're going to do it again June 10th at the Toyota Music Center. We're going to have a listener party before the Bow and Jim Bash. The givemethe vin.com joe and whatever. Bow and Jim Bash. 800. 800 7, 2, 3, 4. Well, anyway, since Bob was not here, let's talk to Alex in Houston because he wants to talk about Bobbo. Good, Good. Alex, good morning. Bobbo can't hear you. This is perfect.

[F]

He can't hear me. Great.

[D]

I'm gonna.

[F]

I'm gonna do this with half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I was gonna say on some of where Baba pulls his talent, I've noticed a lot of trends with him. Clockwork Orange is definitely something that he. He pulls some of his stick.

[B]

His material.

[F]

His material heavily, heavily, heavily influenced on Fear and Load in Las Vegas. And I would even predict that anything.

[D]

Hunter S. Thompson absolutely nailed it.

[B]

What's the next one?

[F]

Well, I think when it's Rush bit. I think Rush is part of the fear and loading of Las Vegas community.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

Definitely Cheech and Chong, right?

[D]

This guy's good.

[C]

He's studying Bobbo.

[B]

Very weird. This is so ironic that he calls in. Why? Babo's out on the patio doing a.

[C]

Smoke break, doing a psychological study on.

[F]

I think he should try. I think Hannity's a lot more easy to make fun of than Rush would be. I think he should try a bit with that.

[C]

He doesn't do his voice, though.

[B]

And have you noticed the details when he's doing his Hannah the Stripper bit? The little details that he has are just so dead on. You can tell he's really. Huh.

[F]

That was his second life. That was his life before he was Balbo, the great radio entertainer.

[B]

This guy has Babo nailed to the cross. Did you know him by chance?

[F]

I don't know him, but I know that I was. There's a show down here called the Michael Berry Show.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

And they were talking about radio ads, negative political radio ads. And there's like three callers that called in saying that I'm calling the station. This Jesus Christ, it just has so hot and worked up, you know, it's radio.

[B]

They yanked it. What. What. So what did you think of it? I mean, was it in bad taste? Of course it was in bad taste.

[F]

Of course it's a bad taste. But, you know, in this society, you can't. You can't be so uptight. You just got to.

[B]

Right. Are you. Are you a Christian?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

He's kind of atheist. Yeah.

[F]

I'm without knowledge, but. But I. I thought I liked it. You know, I thought it was a wholesome Christian ad. I thought it was. It made me want to go to church.

[B]

It was stupid. Funny, stupid funny. The. The idea Was stupid funny. Bobo, you.

[F]

It was super funny. But some markets, you know, these hardcore conservatives, which, I admit I'm libertarian conservative, but the. Some of these people, they just. They got their panties twisted too serious.

[B]

Hey, did you hear Michael Barry acting like a. Acting like he was all offended. And I couldn't say that now that I'm off their air.

[F]

Oh, you. You listen to that bit, huh?

[B]

Yeah. They sent it to me. They yanked the deal, and I said, send me the clip. And they wouldn't send me the clip. And then somebody said, go to 20 minutes into the podcast here. And I heard the whole thing, and.

[F]

I was like, michael Barry's usually pretty reasonable when it comes to, you know, because it's all. It's all economics. It's all making money.

[B]

Yeah, but he wasn't reasonable.

[F]

He.

[B]

He was saying, we're going to get this taken off the air. I'm offended, too. You didn't hear that? I heard it.

[F]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

And you know why? You know why? Because we. Because we're a decent radio show.

[D]

Right?

[B]

And we have some shtick, and he doesn't like it. All these guys. Oh, yeah, they're so damn territorial, these. These radio personalities. If it would have been anybody but me, it had been fine. He'd had a different approach.

[C]

I promise you, John, John, you're just a used car guy. You're not in radio.

[B]

Well, you're just a city councilman. Yeah. That was a program director that got a break. And he does a good job and he does a good show. I'm not. I'm not here to bang him. The guy's greatly, highly successful. But he had an opportunity to stand by his teammate. Me.

[D]

Sure.

[B]

And he didn't know.

[D]

Gotcha.

[B]

And he's.

[F]

I heard that. That was the one that. That did bad taste in my mouth. I mean, I love Michael Berry, don't get me wrong. But he's usually on the logical side of things. And on that one, he kind of decided with, you know, what he tends to fight against, which is if it makes money, if it sells, which is.

[B]

Which is other good radio talent personalities that make him worried that he could be replaced. Ah, that's what it was.

[F]

I don't know about that. Y' all have a great, great show, but, you know, Michael Berry kind of has that. That market cornered.

[B]

I would never want to do his show. I mean, I. I hear you, but. But. But everybody's fighting over market share, and none of these guys want us on weekdays, dude. I promise you that.

[F]

They do not. Is there Is it, Is there a plan for y' all to be on weekdays?

[B]

No, I, I, I, I don't have the time. I, that's what I wanted to do. I want. Stern left the market. He went to Su Serious. I'm like, I could do this and I could recreate that vibe in that following. I believe I could do it. And with Bob and JD and us do that. And that's really what, that's what got me into radio. And we started on the bottom, and as we started getting closer, the hangover effect from Howard Stern, the taste he left in their mouths when he told them all to kiss his ass. And he went to Sirius. It cost them so much money and it made them all look so stupid. Dude, radio, like entire formats folded around the country.

[D]

Yep. I was on one of them.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, JD's unemployed because of it at that station. And so, so that name just throws chills up their spine. And when they think, if they think that that's your business model, they just run. Nobody will that. They will never put themselves in a position to get to be deveined that heavily.

[F]

John, I love y' all show. I love you cast, man. And y' all keep it going.

[B]

Thanks, dude. Baba. What you did miss is this guy is a student of yours. He's a right, he's like you. He's a radio head. So he listens. This is my, my opinion of him, okay? He listens to all of it. Because you sit there at night, listen to all of it. You're a talk radio guru and he picked you apart. So funny.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

You missed the whole deal. He called in to tell us where you get your material.

[D]

Really?

[C]

You should listen to the podcast later.

[E]

Where, where do I get my material?

[B]

He said, well, you have to listen to the podcast. He'll be up about 1 o'. Clock.

[D]

It was positive. It was positive.

[B]

It was so ironic that he called in while you were out of the studio.

[E]

Yeah, well, that's what I do.

[B]

I'll tell you what I can step. He said Clockwork Orange, Fear and Loathing Las Vegas. He thinks Rush is a. He said Rush is Rush, but it's also mixed into the Fear and loathing in Las Vegas characters.

[E]

Oh, there's a definite Hunter Thompson connection.

[D]

He said Hunter Thompson as well.

[E]

You remember pretty good. There's some Thorzi in that bag, man. I'm not kidding.

[B]

Do you know that my, my. They didn't know. They never got married. But this guy that my mom was with for years and they were. Anyway, in Aspen, Colorado. Her boyfriend. Let's just call it that. And I'd go visit them. And they lived in Woody Creek up in the mountain, and Hunter Thompson lived right below him. And if you look at trout genocide. Huh. Actually Hunter was one up on the creek. And he was a nut bag.

[E]

I knew Owl Creek. No, was it Owl Creek Owl Farm on Woody Creek.

[B]

Okay. Well, he poisoned all of Floyd's trout ponds because they were fighting back and forth. Yes, yes. Floyd Watkins is the man's name. He's from Miami and I think he's dead now. But. Yeah, I didn't realize that Hunter Thompson back then. I was in seventh grade. That was. That was Hunter Thompson. I didn't realize know. I saw the. The sign. Hunter Thompson for sheriff. I didn't know that he was a famous writer. I didn't know all the crap. But he was right there.

[E]

He's a legend, man.

[B]

Absolutely. He's a nut bag.

[E]

Huh. That's funny.

[B]

Is Fear and Loathing Las Vegas is. Does the director admit that it's a Hunter Thompson?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It's.

[E]

It's done just like the book. And Johnny Depp plays a better Hunter Thompson than Bill Murray or anything.

[B]

Did he write the script? Did he write the book? I didn't know. I know nothing about Hunter.

[E]

Hunter Thompson's signature name keep piece is Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Fear and Loathing. Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail. 72 is also brilliant.

[B]

You really.

[C]

I think you dig this stuff.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[E]

And now you don't have to. I'll just read it to you during the day's coming.

[B]

Full time. Full time. And he's going to live with me for two weeks is what it sounds like. And if I don't have room, he's gonna sleep on the shade lounges out.

[D]

By the pool putting webcams in.

[B]

He's gonna have my dog talking. He's gonna get it all done.

[C]

Are you gonna be able to survive two weeks with him there?

[B]

I haven't agreed to this yet.

[C]

We were city is already happening.

[E]

We were somewhere near Como on the edge of I30 when the drugs began to take hold.

[C]

I predict if you do it, you he'll last two days at the house.

[B]

Yes, the kids would enjoy the hell out.

[D]

Oh my Lord.

[E]

I'm not gonna sleep over this there. I just need a place to take a shower and pool's nice.

[B]

No, I'm sending you to River Crest Country Club. This is going to be great.

[E]

We got a pond and a pool. Maybe ponds. Pond's better for you.

[B]

I, I, I can see this whole thing now. You're going to be Carl Spackler of River Crest.

[D]

I'm taking a week off on my other job, but I'm going to follow him around with a camera. This is a miniseries.

[B]

It is. It'll be comical.

[E]

That's actually a very good idea.

[B]

When he was here last time, if you remember, during the live broadcast, he always stopped and plugged Snooki's bar down on Google because he had a bar tab going for trade for barter for free airtime. But he never admitted it and he won't admit it now.

[C]

Snookies is out of business now, by the way.

[B]

Yeah, because Bobbo left. He quit plugging their wares.

[E]

I drank it dry, man.

[B]

Will you admit that you got bar tabs off of that? You were doing payola scheme with Snooki's bar.

[E]

Oh, I won't admit that's illegal.

[D]

You may do it again.

[E]

There's no payola. By the way, there's a new band, Prophets and Martyrs.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

You got to hear their new cd, man. Where are they going to be outstanding Lola's all weekend long?

[D]

What's their website?

[E]

ProfitsAndMartyrs.com or, or search Prophets and Martyrs on Facebook. You're gonna love it.

[D]

Or itunes.

[B]

Yeah, we'll see you next Saturday. Thanks, guys. Locker out.

[E]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[B]

Time is money. Let's get it.

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