#150 John Clay Wolfe Show

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show

Episode #150 – A Wild Memorial Day Ride
Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, DJ Pre K
Powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This Memorial Day weekend episode delivers the John Clay Wolfe Show’s signature mayhem: car deals on the fly, banter about relationships, life, music, and the occasional off-color prank. Broadcasting with the energy of a rock tour bus, John and crew juggle stories from listeners, poke fun at themselves, riff on gender roles, and anchor it all around live car appraisals and an upcoming listener party. If you want truck talk, real-life war stories, Memorial Day reflections, or to hear a chipmunk talk about picking up weed at Steely Dan concerts, this episode has you covered.

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Key Highlights and Discussion Points

1. The Steely Dan Revelation and Concert Recaps

• Steely Dan Band Name:

  • Bobbo reveals (00:51) the band is named for a "steam-powered marital aid" (as referenced in William Burroughs’ Naked Lunch).
    • Quote:
      • “A Steely Dan, code word for a dildy. A dildo. A fake... the band is named after a sex toy?” — John (01:38)
      • “Yes, but a very obscure one... Now you’ve ruined Steely Dan.” — Bobbo (02:15)

• Concert Aftermath:

  • Bobbo and Randy the Chipmunk recap picking up debris (and weed) at the Steely Dan/Doobie Brothers concert.
    • “We wasn’t ready for the Steely Dan crowd... this is a perfect demonstration of why some people call marijuana a gateway drug.” — Randy the Chipmunk (85:12)

2. Car Deals, Listener Stories & Dealer Banter

• Rapid-Fire Appraisals:

  • The signature: listeners call in with vehicles, John and co. appraise/offer live (Jeep Wrangler, Camaro, Corvette, F150s, etc), mixing hardware talk with humor and haggling.

• Car Psychology:

  • Much time is devoted to the psychology of car buyers, car dealers, and (especially) car sellers under pressure from ex-spouses or life changes.
    • Notable Quote:
      • “It’s hard for a truck not to be worth a thousand dollars if it’ll pass inspection no matter what year.” — John (27:55)
      • “When you buy the cheap cars, they whack you real hard in the head, like the Kia.” — John (31:08)

3. The “Lazy Spouse” and Family Roles Thread

• John launches a rant against wives calling husbands lazy, which spirals into audience confessions and laughs about household politics.

  • Quote:
    • “I think we need to have a march against women being mean to their men.” — John (04:24)
    • “You go 90 miles an hour, 99% of the time. Maybe when you sleep, you stop.” — J.D. (04:48)
    • “Where’s our thanks, man? It’s a bit called the ‘Big Piece of Chicken.’ Because daddy gets the big piece of chicken.” — John (29:45)

• Perspective from Both Sides:

  • Calls from both husbands (overworked, underappreciated) and wives (managing “lazy” husbands, resetting expectations).
  • Notable story: a listener with cancer whose wife calls him lazy, leading John to reflect and offer help with the man’s car restoration (13:26, 14:26).

4. “Black, White, Latino, or Other” Game

• DJ Pre K unveils a story about a woman who, due to a tattoo typo, changes her child’s name from Kevin to “Kelvin.”
  • Hilarity ensues as John, Bobbo, and J.D. debate the likely ethnicity based on naming conventions and end up way off:
    • “Y’all off today, man. It’s Joanna Sandstrom from Sweden. A white woman.” — Caller (24:19)
    • Classic Dissection: intense, irreverent, and ultimately wrong.

5. Strange Tales: Divorce, Fights, and Carny Employees

• Dealer Drama:
  • Suzanne calls in with a wild divorce revenge story involving a Ram Charger, a car lot fight, and some Fort Worth car dealer lore (41:46).
• Employee Antics:
  • John cracks down on “Strip Club DJ” for endangering a driver during a risky car pickup.
    • “If she would have swerved out and hit oncoming traffic... we’d be out of business, dude.” — John (141:52)

6. Listener Party & Show Expansion

• Excitement for the June 10th listener party in Dallas at “Big Beat Dallas,” with T-shirt giveaways and promises of more affiliate markets (Vegas launch teased repeatedly).
  • “It’ll be our thousandth and seventeenth show. The podcast goes up at two or one. Remember you can stream the show at john claywolf.com.” — John (107:54)

7. Classic Prank Calls

• Bobbo’s classic prank calls return, including the infamous Reverend booking a Chinese restaurant for a church party (80:46).

  • Parody Quote:
    • “We thought we would represent the three wise men... one part broccoli beef, one part Mongolian spare rib...” — “Reverend” Bobbo (80:48)

• Cable Sales Call:

  • Bobbo trolls the Charter Cable sales rep about the Penthouse Channel (66:39).

8. Gonzo Wisdom, Memorial Day, and Oddball News

• Memorial Day Reflection:
  • The team pauses for a moment to acknowledge servicemen and the meaning of Memorial Day.
    • “Now, Memorial Day, we memorialize those who have died in service... it’s a solemn deal.” — Bobbo (79:00)
• Life Advice and Philosophy:
  • John, J.D., and Bobbo crack wise on relationships, child labor, manufactured names, Alexa mishaps, and the pros and cons of buying $50,000 luxury cars that will soon be worth $2,000.
  • “Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. Come on now!” — John (142:54)

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Notable Quotes & Moments with Timestamps

• On Steely Dan's Band Name:

  • “So the band is named after a sex toy?” — John (02:10)
  • “Yes, but a very obscure one. Most people don’t know that. So thanks. Now you’ve ruined Steely Dan.” — Bobbo (02:15)

• On Family & Gender Roles:

  • “I think we need to have a march against women being mean to their men.” — John (04:24)
  • “You go 90 miles an hour, 99% of the time. Maybe when you sleep, you stop.” — J.D. (04:48)

• Listener with Cancer, On His Bucket List:

  • “What’s on your bucket list? — John (13:41)
    • “To finish with a car I’m building.” — Caller (13:47)

• On the “Kevin/Kelvin” Naming Story:

  • “I have never known a white man named Kelvin in my life.” — John (23:01)
  • “Y’ all off today, man. It’s Joanna Sandstrom from Sweden. A white woman.” — Caller (24:19)

• On Car Dealers and Relationships:

  • “He kept letting this broad drive my car... I followed her back to his small dealership, and when she pulled in and parked, I took my Ram Charger and just blew the back end of that car out.” — Suzanne (41:43)

• Risky Car Pickup Drama:

  • “If she would have swerved out and hit oncoming traffic and killed her and killed the people in the car, we’d be out of business, dude.” — John to “Strip Club DJ” (141:52)

• On Memorial Day:

  • “We memorialize those who have died in service... it’s a solemn deal.” — Bobbo (79:00)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 01:38–02:24 — Steely Dan Name Origin & Band Banter
• 03:34–03:50 — First Car Deal of the Day
• 04:24–06:03 — “Lazy Husband” Rant & Family Politics
• 13:21–14:38 — Listener with Cancer Seeks Help Finishing Car
• 17:17–24:19 — “Black, White, Latino or Other” Kevin/Kelvin Game
• 41:43–43:51 — Suzanne’s Divorce, Car-Lot Revenge Story
• 60:47–61:33 — “Strip Club DJ” and Dangerous Car Pickup Recap
• 65:16–66:02 — Praise for the Podcast, Classic Prank Calls Preview
• 80:46–83:06 — Reverend Prank Call to Chinese Restaurant
• 79:00–79:59 — Memorial Day Reflection
• 104:07–104:58 — Bobbo’s Sober Steely Dan Experience
• 141:24–141:47 — John Reprimands “Strip Club DJ” Live
• 148:12–148:52 — Memorial Day Closing Reflection

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Tone & Style

The show maintains its rowdy, male-centric, irreverently honest tone—no subject is too random, offbeat, or taboo, as long as the FCC won’t fine them. Car selling talk is fast and surprisingly educational, popping seamlessly into detours about marriage, music, pranks, and middle-aged existential dread. The hosts' rapport is quick, the listeners candid, and the comedic timing rooted in playful self-deprecation.

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Final Thoughts

This episode has something for every gearhead, prankster, and radio nostalgia hound. With fast car deals, unpredictable stories, and comic relief for every moment of sincerity, The John Clay Wolfe Show embodies Southern shock jock radio—loving, lewd, sarcastic, and often (but not always) wise.

Want to sell a car, debate family roles, or just laugh at stories about chipmunks getting high at concerts? This Memorial Day episode is for you.

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For More:

• Listener party info, car selling details, and the show’s podcast archive:
  • johnclaywolf.com
  • givemethevin.com

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“If you’re curious, just go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com and the computer will bid it. If you want to sell it, call into the show.” — John (103:07)

Transcript

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[J.D. Ryan]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Gay Calvin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's just bad. Bad nicknames for everybody. He said he's gonna bring coffee.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's why you're worried about him.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a GMTV employee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's not gay. Who's this dude?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's even big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this guy in our studio?

[Bobbo]

That's my son, William.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey, William. I didn't know that was you.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a Marine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Semper Fi, Mac. I didn't know it was dark. It's dark in here. And I was like, who is that? Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, are citizens allowed to say the Semper Fi?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, probably not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they?

[Bobbo]

It's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right what?

[Bobbo]

We like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very frowned upon. Now you're in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, all right, well, I'll leave. My name is John Clay Wolf. Your name is J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Michael Turley. Dr. Bob.

[Bobbo]

Hi, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dr. Bob, how was your Steely Dan last night?

[Bobbo]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, a Steely Dan, code word for a dildy. A dildo. A fake. Did you have to dump that? Did you get a dumb. It's Steely Dan, a code word for a woman's appliance.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Steel, Steely Dan are a very heady bunch. Right. There was a novel in the 60s called Naked Lunch by a guy named William Burroughs, and one of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop, stop, stop.

[Bobbo]

One of the characters in the book was a steam powered marital aide named Steely Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was. It is A woman's appliance.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Steam powered.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steam powered woman's appliance. So the band is named after a sex toy?

[Bobbo]

Yes, but a very obscure one. Most people don't know that. So thanks. Now you've ruined Steely Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parker in Frisco.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a Steely Dan?

[Caller]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got? What do you want to sell?

[Caller]

I got a 15 Jeep Wrangler, unlimited, 59, 000 miles, automatic car windows, 17 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's stock?

[Caller]

Yeah. Pretty Much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top, soft top, soft top. 15.

[Caller]

Put it in on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gave me the video.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's at 18 to 20, but I think it's worth a little more than that. I think it should be worth 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so. With 59 in stock. What color is it?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it have navigation leather?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there. You just found the extra thousand. I'm glad I asked the question. Yeah. 21. Does 21,000 buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, that's what I owe on. I just want to get out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I can make. We could pay off your payoff. Okay. If 21,000 will buy it. And it's as described. Nice card. I don't need to spend anything mechanically or cosmetically on it.

[Caller]

No, it's clean. Clean. I just detailed it, then I own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

First one out of the gate, boom. We're getting started, right? Parker in Frisco.

[Caller]

All right, so they've called me or do I need to call back? Calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you already put it in the website, just write them back, say I just sold John the Jeep on the radio. And then they'll email you right back and give you a checklist.

[Caller]

Okay, Good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Memorial Day weekend. Howdy, everyone. J.D. do you have any plan. Do you have any plans for tomorrow or Monday?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just chilling. Working, working, working on my radio station. How about you, man? What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. We're going to a kids party today and then I'm gonna play with my Steely Dan.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think you have to. I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then speaking of that, you know, my wife. I think we need to have a march against women being mean to their men.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's telling me I'm. I'm lazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just because she's a socialist doesn't mean I'm lazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're lazy? You're the most unlazy human I've ever met in my life. You go 90 miles an hour, 99% of the time. Maybe when you sleep, you stop.

[DJ Pre K]

You're lazy around the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she said. You're lazy around the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Followed you did you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she needs to.

[J.D. Ryan]

She needs to. Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

She needs to follow you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make my head hurt.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, when you come knowing what you do. Supposed to be working again still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have that Phil Collins track follow you? Follow me. I. I think that. That we need to Play that today.

[J.D. Ryan]

You make me sweat just knowing what you do in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I deserved. I think I've earned the right to be lazy at the home.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have. Does she again? It just shows that she has no concept of what you do. I'm serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad I brought this up in front of my friends. And the guy's perspective is very much male influence because I've seen what you do. Yeah, you just. Dude, Hang on. Turtle, you got another 20?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just keep feeding the dragon.

[Bobbo]

No, I'm excited about this protest. What kind of a march are you talking about? Is all the beat up husbands beat up husbands.

[DJ Pre K]

The no ma' am club, remember?

[Bobbo]

Say Romeo. What about you?

[John Clay Wolf]

The woman's haters club. From. From Little Rascals.

[Bobbo]

Dedication to the he man woman haters club. I'm sorry, Spanky. I have to lead my own life.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're lazy. If you've ever been called lazy by your old lady, call in and tell your story this Memorial Day weekend. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, turtle. Does your wife ever call you lazy?

[DJ Pre K]

No, but she works too, so I can't call her lazy. So it's kind of a mutual agreement when we get home. So what we did is we had kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had one though. We have four.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, well, we had one kid, but we make him work around the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So that's kind of like built in labor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he do it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I mean he wants to earn money.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's his chore money. So where is the line of slave child labor laws?

[Bobbo]

It coincides with the reception of a driver's license, I can tell you that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, once they get. When they book it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Not going to be a lot of work done that direction then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your kid like work diligently or do you have to whip him to. I mean, do you have to like. My. My kids aren't very good at it. If you tell them to clean the house, they don't clean.

[J.D. Ryan]

They haven't made to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your do it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, he wants to get paid, he'll do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What happens when you say clean the house? You come home, it hasn't been done. What happens to the children?

[John Clay Wolf]

I yell. I tell her that she's a. She's lazy mother. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

She looks at you and says you're a lazy dad. And the kids sit back and go, where's our video games, daddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Through the pool.

[Caller]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

And problem solved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning around there. Who's this?

[Caller]

Is it Richard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Richard.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Got a 2013 GR1 Camaro?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How many miles is it? Does it have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Maroon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the top of my head, I think it's 27. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I if that sounds right, I'm pretty sure I'll buy it. Will you load it up into givemetheven.com? do you know where? Do you have an Internet connection?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Congratulations.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just go to givethevan.com loaded up. We buy ZL ones all the time. Those are fast little boogers.

[Caller]

They sure are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the steering wheel. You know, it's got that NASCAR steering wheel. It's foamy. Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How fast have you topped it out?

[Caller]

At 160.

[Bobbo]

160 miles per hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's why he's calling us, because he scared the hell out of himself and he crapped his pants last night. But offered him 25 grand, he'd be like, yes. Just get that son of a out of here now. Terry and Rockwell, good morning. You're there.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bro.

[Caller]

I got a 2014 Corvette convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

4,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Plate. Lieutenant Dan again on that one.

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some. Go ahead. I like it.

[Caller]

Are you talking to me or someone else?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. We're just playing around. So 14 vet convertible with 4,000 miles. Yeah. And what color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic. Well, automatic. With the paddle.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the paddles. ZL what? Which level?

[Caller]

It's the 2, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 2LT.

[Caller]

I think so now. And I get confused on that, but the interior is the top of the line. They had three different interiors. And this is the, this is the best interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's let, let's do this. Let's say 40,000 for the radio. And send me the VIN number in the picture so I can zoom in on the exact make and model and equipment. And I'm not guessing at it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's the, that I buy those all the time. I bought a 700 mile one last week. Guy bought one for his old man and he, he never got a. He never got. Well, he bought it for his dad, like to get him motivated to get out of the hospital. He never got well. He passed away, so I only had 800 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it. Yeah. Load it up into givemetheven.com and is there a Payoff or is there a title?

[Caller]

No, I want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'll do the same thing. I'll just give you a check.

[Caller]

Yeah, all right. It may be. It may be a work. So we've got some. I just wanted to call, see if it might even be worthwhile. But anyway, I got some issues I got to deal with, and so it might be a week or so, but I'll put that in a reminder on there and we'll go from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a check writer. Travis in the Woodlands says his wife is annoying. Good morning, Travis in the Woodlands.

[Caller]

And good morning, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me why you're. What, turn us down in the background. Why is your wife annoying?

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Caller]

Annoying would be the understatement of the year. I. I deliver and pick up motorcycles for Harley Davidson. So by the time I get off work at about 8 o', clock, sometimes later, as I go in early in the morning, I get there and she wants to get in her car, which she. It's a Mini Cooper, which she drives like a maniac and doesn't drive it well. And I don't want to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

He bored me. David, good morning in Dallas.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lost me. You lost me at Mini Cooper. David says his wife calls him lazy, but he has cancer. Tell us about it.

[Bobbo]

David.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn your radio down. Dave. Super Dave. All right, 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. Hey, DJ to the pre K. Can you turn the AC down a little bit? It's kind of warm up in this. Okay, Dave.

[Caller]

So, yeah, I just can't hardly move anything. I have to take pain down, so. All so much to keep the pain away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and she calls you lazy. Yeah. I have a feeling that she's much younger than you.

[Caller]

No, she's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she much more attractive than you, or did she try to make you think that?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does she have real boobs or fake boobs?

[Caller]

Real boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're pretty good, aren't they?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you put up with this. This terrible torture and mouthiness. Where is she right now? Should we get her on the radio?

[Caller]

No, she's getting ready for work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Never too late to duck out of that thing, Dave, you know? I mean. No, I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Do it for yourself. Just now. Just run her off, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, my God.

[Bobbo]

No time like the present.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you. What kind of cancer do you have? I'm not trying to take it light.

[Caller]

It's called Multiple myeloma. It's cancer of the bone.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you going to die?

[Bobbo]

You better hurry.

[Caller]

They give me about seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got anything fun you want to do in the next seven years?

[Caller]

What? H, no, I haven't had anything yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

H, well, what's on your bucket list?

[Caller]

To finish with a car I'm building.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of car?

[Caller]

1970 plus satellite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's a B body.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what are you going to do to it? Are you cloning it or what?

[Caller]

I got to finish the interior and do the paint job on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it already have a motor? Did you go stock?

[Caller]

It's. It's got a. It's. It's kind of stock, but it has some high performance barge on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, go to. This is easy to remember. [e-mail] and send me some pictures of that car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some pictures of that car. I might. I might play. I might help you with that thing.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you out of money or out of breath to finish it?

[Caller]

I'm out of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to jobsmetheven.com and I'm. And anybody else that brings up a good point. We're hiring PHP developers. That's a programming language. We need some developers, we need some buyers. We're going to add a lot of people in the next 30, 40, 50 days. We're starting in Vegas next week. Jobs, give me the vin.com. i'm sorry, I'm talking to everybody else. I'm gonna put you on hold, Dave. So pa. Also send your [e-mail] php developers and buyers for the buying room. This, this job is based in Fort Worth, Texas. It is not in Dallas, Texas. It is not in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. It is not in Oklahoma City.

[DJ Pre K]

Not in Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is not in Austin. It is not in San Antonio. It's not in Arkansas.

[DJ Pre K]

Not in Amarillo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not in Midland and it's not in Corpus. Where is it at? Fort Worth, Texas. But we are going to hire a lot of people. And if you go to the John Clay Wolf show, I'll put up a picture of our new office that we're fixed to have to fill up. We're adding a lot of new affiliates. Did you know Vegas starts next Saturday?

[J.D. Ryan]

Said that I was kind of excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas is step one of Operation West Coast.

[DJ Pre K]

So when we go into Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right. I'm a listener party.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what my wife said. That I'm too lazy to call Them because you get tickets to the iHeartRadio music festival thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know about all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's in Vegas, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're too lazy to call somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just told her to call them. You're on the phone all the time taking her to Justin Timberlake, for Christ's sake. On Monday.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're. You got a year off of year. A full year off year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus Justin Timberlake. What is wrong with me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you're doing it as.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, you're gonna like that show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure it's not a great show, but you should get points. I mean, major points.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they did that whole D in a box thing, and if we did that on the radio, we'd get in trouble. But they did it on Saturday live, and it was fine. We'll talk about that and more coming up next, right here on the JD Ride show.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Show Announcer]

Givethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, dj, do you have black, white, Latino or other today?

[Caller]

Yes, sir, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. And we don't have enough time in this quick hit to do it. But what. What is the situation?

[Caller]

Well, I got a lady who decided to make the best of a misspelled tattoo. Let's just say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, let's go ahead and say what it is. Like, set it up. Okay.

[Caller]

Well, we got a lady who decided to get blasted and get the names of her kids tatted on her. She hit up the tattoo artist and said, let me get the names. Nova. Kevin, right here on my arm. And the ink slinger did his thing, but, oh, accidentally threw in some extra letters, and instead of Kevin, she ended up with Kelvin tatted on a skin. And knowing that this thing wasn't going nowhere, she did what any logical person would do and changed her little baby's name from Kevin to Kelvin. So your question is white, black, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

So would a person do that, Be white, black? Well, there is no question in my mind that that is an African American, because African Americans or Africans in general will take, like, vowels and. And especially boys. No, male and female names and twist them right. They'll bend vowels like a good guitar player bends that string. Kelvin Calvin. My child's name is Caven, and I had a serious issue. I remember because of that exact situation, Trayvon Travian Warrior will bending that val around. And what did you say that the. The name was?

[Caller]

The name was Kevin, but now it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelvin, what do you think, Bob? Black, white, Latino?

[Bobbo]

Kevin? Sounds very Caucasian to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does, it does.

[Bobbo]

As far as Caven, wait till he grows up and plays basketball.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get the answers to this and more.

[Bobbo]

He'll be happy then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right after these messages.

[Show Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Givemethevin.Com you guys make me laugh every Saturday morning, man. It's awesome.

[Caller]

Love listening to y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com I just had an epiphany.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we lose the guy? Y' all had that contest of the guy in the Give me the Vin Buyers Room that he would go in the bathroom and y' all would guess how long, what time he'd come out because he's standing for an hour at a time and y' all had like a pool, like a chicken ass. Bingo, Right? He's gone.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, because we. Because we did this on the radio. He quit the next week. Turley. Nobody even thinks about that. Yes, absolutely. The guy. Okay, we talked about it on the radio. He was gone the next week. True or false?

[DJ Pre K]

False. It was actually a couple weeks later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he had a couple weeks to get mad about us making fun of him.

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe in three even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was a little less. Well, he spent a lot of that time in the bathroom, but. So that's what happened. Do you don't think that's why he quit? No. Why?

[DJ Pre K]

Because he wanted more money from some other company, supposedly. But because he wouldn't. He wasn't producing. Let's just put it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he wasn't putting out. And you know what you do with her when she won't put out?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that, Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get rid of her, man. Oh, God. Black, white, Latino or other. It's a Memorial Day weekend. No one's listening. Just the Die Hards are listening. Everybody else is, like, traveling. It's the cool kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can almost do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

We always get kicked off of a station on a holiday weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

I never thought of it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happens often. DJ Prek. Good morning. What up?

[DJ Pre K]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, one more time. Set the stage, homes.

[Caller]

All right, so we got a lady who wanted to get her kids names blasted on her, tatted up. She hit up a tattoo artist, said, let me get the names Nova and Kevin on her arm. And the tattoo artist, you know, he did his thing, but accidentally threw in some extra letters. And instead of Kevin, she ended up with Kelvin tatted on her, okay? And knowing that this thing wasn't going anywhere, she did what any logical person would do and changed her little baby's name from Kevin to Kelvin. And she said that she likes the name more now because it's unique, but she's going to hold up getting her third kid's name, Freha, tatted on her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just make that up?

[Caller]

No, man, that's a real deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

The let. No, the end.

[Caller]

She got another kid named Freha. F R E J A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn, that just threw me for a loop. Now, the first time that you told that story, I didn't have the Freyja piece of data, so that changes things. Is Frea Indian or is it Spaniard?

[Caller]

I don't know, but we got Nova, Freha, and Kevin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me look at it on paper. Spell that out.

[Caller]

That Freha, F R E J A. Oh, come on. You looking it up. That's cheating.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, no, it's the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? It looks like. It looks Mexican or Indian. Fre. Okay, Sabab, Black, white, Latino or other on the Calvin to Kelvin to Freyja.

[Bobbo]

I have to switch my verdict.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is hard.

[Bobbo]

It sounds. Sounds a wee bit African American to me. May I say.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I disagree.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to go with African American, but now it's got to be Mexican Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, the African Americans and they bend vowels. They like a. Like a good guitar picker to bend that string on purpose.

[J.D. Ryan]

She didn't bend the vowel on purpose. It was bit for her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trayvon to Clayvon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trayvon. I mean, Nova is John Clayvon. Nova is Mexican Spanish word for no go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that kid was a no go. Didn't make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Telling you. Hispanic. I'm gonna go Hispanic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. That what is the child she renamed the child. What? Clayvon.

[Caller]

She renamed him from Kevin to Kelvin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never known a white man named Kelvin in my life. I have known a black man named Kelvin and I've known a black man that plays basketball well, named Kelvin. Actually, I've known about 10 of them. So I'm gonna go with African American.

[DJ Pre K]

Hmm. You know what? I'm gonna go with white trash. Just like, you know, the white trash that fights at a graduation for a seat in Arlington, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. Did you see that video? That's Corby Davidson's alma mater. Is it not from the ticket, I have no idea.

[DJ Pre K]

But I know that if this. This lady's going to be doing the same thing if her kids graduate to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be the same thing that is on our show page as well, is it not? Or somebody move it over. Dj, if you'll take that off my. My personal page and put it on the show page. The high school graduation fights and what you'll see there is two, you know, fully adult white women throwing down that look like very. Don't look like fighters.

[J.D. Ryan]

How sad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my take on the whole deal is that they mama number one and mama number two do not get out very often and therefore cannot handle their liquor.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly what I have.

[DJ Pre K]

The name Calvin or Caven, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so. So Calvin, Clayvon, Freyja. What is it? It's Mexican in it.

[Caller]

It's Nova, Freja, and Kelvin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's Mexican, but I'm gonna go with black. What is it?

[Caller]

Okay, y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All.

[Caller]

Y' all off today, man. It's Joanna Sandstrom from Sweden.

[John Clay Wolf]

A white woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I was gonna say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because out of everybody that fits me. How did I miss that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Freyja is actually. She's a model known as the Queen of Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did I miss that? I'm married to a Dane, dude. My own child. I have the exact same problem. His name's Caven. I'm like, that doesn't exist. You can't make names up. You can't create sounds. We'll be back in just a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-ROAD-LOVE LISTENING to Y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

ALL.

[Show Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, I need you to pull a song up for me by Mark Chestnut. Your Love is a miracle. I just had a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a great tune, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The caller this morning, the guy that we're gonna help him with his right B Body Charger. Or is it a satellite?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who wasn't feeling well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know, he called him and says his wife is mean to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he has cancer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think we should create a song around that. Bob. And Bob, you're the musician. My. You know, how would it go?

[Bobbo]

I. I don't know that song. But if you want the song again.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your Love is a Miracle by Mark Chestnut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miracle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it on Apple Music, because it's.

[Bobbo]

Right there if you want some.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you put in Mark Chestnut, these Hit Wonder.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two Hit Wonder.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ton of hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't a hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that was a hit. But he's had about 10 or 15 number one hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark Chestnuts. Yep. Out on the highway Lot of city Girls come by two, but none of them 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four, eight in a row. Is that it?

[J.D. Ryan]

There it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You never heard this ball?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of city girls go by.

[Bobbo]

That'S a little happy for the. The subject matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it up a little bit, Turley. Let me see if I can get in my head. Gotta come up with a chorus. Songwriting 101 Keep coming around cuz. My wife is mean to me but I got cancer and I'm going to die. My wife is mean to me but I got cancer. So I think we got something there. Big shout out to our buddy up in Roanoke or wherever he was. And I am going to help you with that car.

[Bobbo]

Lord, we apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, no, no. I don't want to be struck down. I'm making fun of his wife, not him.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I got a 99 Ford F150. Y' all go that low?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles far back?

[Caller]

168,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a crew cab? Is it a three? Is it a. Is a 34 ton?

[Caller]

No, sir, it's a single cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean it's thousand dollars probably. It's probably thousand dollars. It all depends on what it is. Is a badass and sports side or lightning or.

[Caller]

I mean it's actually just an Excel with 5.0 or 4.6 V868,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard for a truck not to be worth a thousand dollars if it's worth. If it'll pass inspection no matter what year. Okay, so go to givethebin.com and I'll probably buy it. Sam and New Kaney Good morning. Hey man, what'd you think of my song?

[Caller]

Hey, how y' all doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, man.

[Caller]

I got a wife that thinks I'm lazy too. She comes out with the same explanation, kind of like yours. She. She says I don't do enough around the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

But I got a full time job and I work probably 20 hours overtime every week. I got a tree company on the side where I'm cutting trees on every day off that I have. I do my yard, I do my neighbor's yard. I take care of both of our vehicles. You know, I help out around the house when I can, you know, when I got the opportunity and you know, along with a slew of other small things. But for some reason I'm lazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you? Why are you so lazy?

[Caller]

I'm 29 years old. And I don't understand it personally. I mean, how old is she?

She's 28.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What does she do? Can I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she better looking than you?

[Caller]

No, I wouldn't say so. We're probably about the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking for a line there. Like a. Like a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like you're looking for a reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know. I don't get it. You know Chris Rock.

[Caller]

I don't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris Rock did a wonderful bit on this about 15 years ago. You know which one? Nobody. Everybody's always talking about mama. I love Mama. Mama this, Mama that. Nobody's always saying, thank you, Daddy, for having all that heat. All that heat that's keeping us warm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Daddy. Them light bulbs are burning bright tonight, right? Yes, I'm telling you.

[Caller]

Where's our. Thanks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a bit. It's a bit called the Big Piece of Chicken. Because Daddy gets the big piece of chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she work?

[Caller]

I wish I could just step in our shoes for just a minute, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she work?

[Caller]

No. No, she has no job. Common thing for 12 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's your common denominator. Right. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're sitting.

[Caller]

How many children we got two little girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're little. And I think that the little kids stress them out a lot, make them crazy. I think that's very. I don't think that's the case. I know that's the case.

[Bobbo]

No doubt.

[Caller]

Oh, that's for sure. I. I definitely agree with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Ladies. If you're around and like to call in, tell us about your lazy husband. I'd like to hear. Hear about that, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm surprised how many just popped up. My wife's mean to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. If your husband's lazy and you been telling them about it, we might be able to help you. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello?

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller]

I got a 2016 Dodge Dart.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

22,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, clothes, cloth, alloys or hubcaps?

[Caller]

Hubcap.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's cheapy. 65, maybe 7. What's your payoff? 12.

[Caller]

Pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There you go. Happy Memorial Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nailed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you buy the cheap cars, they whack you real hard in the head, like the Kia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Meaning? What do you mean? Who. Who whacks you?

[John Clay Wolf]

The dealers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Why is that? The cheap cars. Because they know they can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Because the bad. The cheap cars mean you probably had bad credits.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you Coming off a bad deal. A wife that called you lazy and.

[J.D. Ryan]

They know they have you and so they take.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you left her. So she filed for divorce and she moved her boyfriend into your house.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's driving your Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's driving your Corvette. And then they figured out a way to get all your money. So now you file bankruptcy. So you go to the Kia dealership. You started at the Chevy house and.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got turned down Nissan you wounded up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It went to. When you get turned down by the Nissan house, you know she won.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the victory flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we went up at the Kia place. Yeah. Or the Dodge place. Buying a dart with hubcaps.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stops.

[John Clay Wolf]

She won.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be me.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's a lot of school shootings. I'm surprised there's not more easy. Yeah, but. But men get twist. You know, that's a really bad scenario when a man is living in your house.

[Bobbo]

Chris Rock had a great thing about LJ too.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was okay what he did, but I understand. Yeah, my dad. My dad was weird. My stepdad was living in our house. My mom and dad split up when I was too young to remember. Okay. And so my stepdad is living in our house. Okay. And I have to hear about it. That's fine. But. But my dad's constantly telling me that house was paid for. That freeloading son of a moved in with your good looking mom. And now I'm at it. And you know, he's got my old life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad cut a tree down in the front yard so it'd go through the window of the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Toby Keith's got a song called who's that Man Running My Life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just about that exact same thing. But he cut a tree down to go through the window.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's like the Griswold Christmas.

[Bobbo]

That's my dog in my backyard.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Dude, that's hilarious. The tree actually fell into the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it ever happened. He showed me the hack marks.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

He showed me the hack marks. Like he had it set to fall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure he's ready to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was weird. I don't know. I saw my dad and my stepdad fight. Oh, on the. No, they never actually engage. My dad came to pick us up and he's on the front porch of our house and of his house or his house and he, you know, takes his gloves off and throw him. Something happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know the feeling.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And Bob's there and Dad's there on the porch. They're picking me up, and he's like, you son of a. Takes his gloves off, takes the coat off, and he's ready to fight. But Bob couldn't. Wouldn't fight him. And then there was another time a few years ago that Bob gets all torqued up. He's like, dad's out there with the police to pick me up with the police. Yeah. Using like the. There was a problem with the. Like the decree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

So dad's out there picking me up, and Bob freaks out and gets a shotgun and starts jacking shells.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done with this. Son of a. I'm gonna stop this right now. How old were you then?

[J.D. Ryan]

Then? No, today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Well, that's young. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sorry that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sucks. Trying to think because, I mean, I. I went toe to toe with the ex wife's new husband because he was a jackass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I pushed him into the bushes one time.

[John Clay Wolf]

One time, Katie poked him with a needle.

[DJ Pre K]

No, pushed him into a bush.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got in my face. This is at grandma's house. Wasn't even his house. And when he gets out on the porch and he goes, well, at my house, I go, dude, this is not your house. And he did the chest thing, and I just went boom. In the chest thing. Went backwards into the bushes.

[DJ Pre K]

He made him join the bush club.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amy in the woodlands. Is your husband lazy?

[Caller]

Yes, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you fix him?

[Caller]

How did I what?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you fix it?

[Caller]

Well, I fixed it by changing myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do?

[Caller]

You can't change anybody but yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what'd you do?

[Caller]

That's years of therapy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you do?

[Caller]

I decided to expect nothing and be happy when I got something. And to treat men. Have to be treated like little boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what?

[Caller]

And it's hard. It's hard to do that because, you know, I expect a man to be an adult, and I certainly don't. Well, listening to us have sex with a child. So, you know, but I have to put my head on straight when I have every opportunity to try to just keep my marriage happy. And the one thing I do is just talk nicely, ask for everything nicely, and if I get something, I'm happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just say you had sex with a child? No, no, no, I didn't.

[Caller]

I. I have to turn my head around when I have sex because of course, I don't have sex with children. I have a sex with my husband.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you don't like having sex with him?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's acting like a child.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. You know. Hang on. Time out. Slow down. You don't like having sex with your husband?

[Caller]

Oh, he's wonderful. That's why I keep him around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's just a. He's just a side piece. Lazy bastard Dirk Diggler. The only way, you just walk in there and spur him, fire him up and then leave. Okay.

[Caller]

No, he knows he's terribly lazy. He knows that about himself. And he's just. He's just so happy to be lazy because he thinks he's so smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he the breadwinner?

[Caller]

No, we both. Well, he makes about twice as much as I do, but no, we both work.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. Good, good, good.

[Caller]

And I do most of the housework. You won't allow a maid in the house because he works from home and he doesn't want anybody around to bother him.

[Bobbo]

You should get yourself a Steely Dan.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Greg. I've got 25 seconds. All right, what you got?

[Caller]

Well, what do you do when the wife is lazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she fat and lazy or just lazy?

[Caller]

Well, let's don't go there.

[Bobbo]

That's a yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so she's fat and lazy. Does she work?

[Caller]

Yes, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, does she make any money?

[Caller]

Not much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what you do is you get.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the radio and talk about her. That way the marriage can be over.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name's Chuckle and I buy cars on the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're screaming toward the weekend. This weekend is the unofficial start of summer. Get away this Memorial Day weekend. Oh, my God. I am already having a fantastic time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Memorial Day Celathon. We're gonna turn this party around Cuz I was born to be wild Born to be wild well, it's Memorial Day weekend. We're all gonna be in bikinis. Tell me if I should play golf this weekend. Fantastic. I feel like a new man. Isn't that a damn good reason to live it up today?

[Bobbo]

Let's get this party started.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Holiday weekend.

[Caller]

Fantastic.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Let the party begin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're off for the holiday.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a cool opening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Who did that, Turley or Bob Turley? Sure.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

That's a Michael Turley piece.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it turning? Good job. That was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lizard and Quinlan. You want to hear what?

[Caller]

The bartender song.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been drinking?

[Caller]

Our rehab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been drinking this morning?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You Sound like you've had a touch. Just a touch. Just a touch.

[Caller]

No, can't drink. I'm only hitting on seven cylinders anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't you drink?

[Caller]

I got an aneurysm.

[John Clay Wolf]

When? How'd that happen?

[Caller]

Five years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? How, what happened? Did you have a wreck or did you get sick?

[Caller]

No, I just showed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you almost die?

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

Waiting. They gave me five years and I done went past that. So I'm. I'm just going by another five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, keep on keeping on, honey. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Armando.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you are Hispanic in nature or have Hispanic blood in your soul, then. And you have a 2012 Mustang with 95,000 miles, I, you know, we do that black, white, Latino or other guest game. I think that, I think I'm going to say six cylinder, four cylinder, eight cylinder. And with Armando with that name, I'm going to go eight cylinder, eight cylinders.

[J.D. Ryan]

Babo Romando.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight cylinder. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's a 5. 0.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a GT, Armando?

[Caller]

It is not a GT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you ain't a real Mexican and I can't talk to you. Go to the. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Go to the website. Go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com the system will bid that one. It's not judgmental, it's just a computer.

[Bobbo]

These holiday shows, these holiday weekend shows. John, you really know how to. How to kick off a deal, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does, doesn't he?

[Bobbo]

Hey, Kevin. Up next, we got David out in Dallas. David says wife's mean to him. He's got cancer. Hi, David.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you gonna die? That is how the show started.

[Bobbo]

David, are you hooked up to a machine right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, we started at 9, 8 o'.

[DJ Pre K]

Clock.

[Bobbo]

Have you, have you wrote a wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

For those tuning in late? That is how the show started this morning, John, you were off to a flying start. Speaking of websites, go to john claywolf.com. the first ever John Clay Wolf Show North Texas listener party is Sunday, June 10th at Big Beat Dallas. That's at the Toyota Music Factory. Nerving you can sign up for your own JCW 13th. Excuse me. 17, 17th show commemorative t shirt. @john claywolf.com you can shake hands, get your picture with John Bobbo, Mike Turley, DJ Pre K, myself JD Ryan. I'll be there. And the first and maybe the last. Who knows. John Clay Wolf show Listener party Sunday, June 10th. All the details are once again at John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're giving away Sell That T shirts go to john claywolf.com and load up. First Hundred get free t shirts. Suzanne, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, darlin.

[Caller]

Hi, John. Listen, I've got a great story about an ex husband and an ex wife.

Both.

Both use card dealers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Both of them?

[Caller]

Yeah, both of us did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's like. I mean, that's enough. Where lightning should have hit him in the car together. Well, tell me the story. You know, we got to keep it short on the radio. We got to do the Cliff Notes.

[Caller]

I'll make it fast. My husband left me with some flip for some flippy broad, okay? And I took our Ram Charger, he took our personal car, and he kept letting this broad drive my car, okay? And I said, listen, I don't care if she drives it. Just don't let her drive it around me. Well, I have a dealership on North Main, even to the day. And it. And at one time, there was a car wash across the street. Well, she drives it to the car wash, I let her wash it, and then when she pulls out, I follow her. I followed her back to his small dealership, and when she pulled in and parked, I took my Ram Charger and just blew the back end of that car out.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you just drive off or did. Did she come out? Did y' all come front?

[Caller]

I wasn't finished with her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Caller]

I go to the car, I grab.

Her by the hair of the head. I beat the crap plum out of her. He's screaming. He's pulling me off of her, and I spit on her. And I said. Looked at him, and I said, now get your divorce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some drove away. So Ram Charger, I'm gonna say this is 85.

[Caller]

No, it was about 80, and it was a 78 RAM charger at the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they arrest you by chance?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not back then. No, not in 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

You didn't get arrested.

[DJ Pre K]

Now you can get away with that.

[Caller]

Back 1980, you know, it was. It was a fight. And, you know, hey, it would have been worth it to go to jail.

To do what I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened to them?

[Caller]

Oh, they were staying together another six or seven months. And, in fact, he came to me right before our divorce was final wanting to get back together.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[Caller]

What is his name? Oh, his name was Dusty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dusty. I don't know, because I. I know a lot of car dealers. Dusty. Dusty. Dusty.

[Caller]

Okay, do you remember the Stellars car lot on North Main.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Okay. My name was Suzanne Sellers then I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think I talked to you one day because I asked about your place that was sitting there, had a bunch of old cars. About 15 years ago, I called you and asked you if you'd sell it. Ralph Sellers.

[Caller]

No, my father's name was Jack Sellers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it was a Ralph Sellers on the deal. Anyway. All right, well, thank you for. Thank you for this story.

[Caller]

Remember where the old Harley Davidson store was, was on North Main.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, my place was. Inventory management was down by the railroad tracks at Maine and I don't know, grand.

[Caller]

By the pecan place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but. And that used to be the KKK house.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Caller]

Okay, well, I'm right across the street from Jo T. Garcia on North Main.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

The yellow two brick, two story brick building.

[John Clay Wolf]

And as long as we're giving all these plugs, did you know that texiplex is doing a drive? What? Yeah, there's some place that we're going to do a deal we've got invited to go out to. Texaplex. Texaplex Middle Tex Midian. It's like motocross and drive dune buggies and boats. Boats.

[DJ Pre K]

Shooting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, shooting all kinds of stuff. So we get to go out there like jackass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Texplex, it's called Texplex Parks. The place to go.

[DJ Pre K]

They got a big event at the end of June that they're going to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So we need to go out there with like jackass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at this place.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does look neat. Jake. A 13F150XLT with 50, 000 miles. Texas Edition crew cab, two wheel drive. What color?

[Caller]

That's blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Man, it's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 grand.

[Caller]

Wow, man. I had got a. You got a range from your robot? 15 to 16. See, I'll take 17. Sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

My robot. Wow. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Man, I got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What he's talking about, the robot, is if you go to givemetheven.com our system will bid your car. It'll bid it right. Then immediately I hit it a thousand over. Because I think that the Ford trucks are overselling right now. All right, bye. 800-800 Compton.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[Bobbo]

You're droids. They're not welcome here.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are not the droids you're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. We do buy [e-mail] if you've. If your wife's been calling you lazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, you're Not gonna let this go.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you want to sell your. Your. The RV because she knows she loves it. So you want to get her back. Go to givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don'T do what that last lady did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't run over.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, don't start to fight, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T leave her for a little floozy.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you'll get run over by a Ram charger. Actually, her story sounds very similar to War of the Roses.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say it really sound like a movie. Movie plot. There's several where the wife freaks out and meets him in a parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

LeBron James came back and saves the day last night. I don't know what his. Almost 56 points. Wow. Seven rebounds. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

The deal was supposed to be over last night. So tomorrow night, the final game of the bat of the contest between LeBron and the Celtics.

[J.D. Ryan]

LeBron.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the. The Rockets are up 3, 2 in their series trying to close out Golden State tonight at what time? 8 o'. Clock. 8 o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number.

[DJ Pre K]

The Rockets are gonna be a little shorthanded. Chris Paul's out. So it's gonna be the beard Chris Paul in the.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That YouTube dude, huh? Jake Paul. Have you heard of these YouTubers? Is your kid not into that? I'll explain later. It's ridiculous. These YouTube celebrities that have no. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's millions worse than us. And they're making a lot of money. A lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy money.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Remember the listener party. July, June 10th, the Concert Bone Jim Bash. Give me the VIN dot com. We're gonna have. We're gonna meet you guys. We're giving away T shirts. Go to john claywolf.com for details. Bob O Steely Dan. How was it last night at the Toyota Music factories where our show's going to be June 10th?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I think you're gonna like the venue for our deal. It's ideal for. They've got. It's like the Starplex. It's a brand new place, but they're so innovative in there. You're gonna love it. The show was pure joy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're happy you went?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Doobie Brothers?

[Bobbo]

Doobie Brothers are still quite impressive. You know who their bass player is now?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Is that John cowan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Michael McDonald there?

[Bobbo]

No, no, he hasn't been in the band for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's gonna call. I Thought he was gonna call him this morning and try to sell us another car while he's in town.

[Bobbo]

He may, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not in town. He's actually coming in town, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

There he is right there. Mike, is that Michael McDonald's walking in there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael McDonald, step up to the mic. This one right here. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, get over here. Why you were here in town. Why didn't you play with the doobies last night, man? Hey, John.

[Bobbo]

Hey, I got my own record going solo.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've been solo for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, but I mean, wouldn't it have been fun to go sit in with your old pals last night at the Music Factory?

[Bobbo]

You know that we're still friends, but we don't play together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you go see the show?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, man. Michael McDonald's sitting in the audience.

[Bobbo]

I was standing backstage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

Ready for my time. They didn't give you letting me sing?

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't give you any time last night?

[Bobbo]

I guess they forgot I came.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, you're sitting in the wings backstage waiting to come in and do a. Do an impromptu. And they never called you out on stage?

[Bobbo]

I try to be available with my lonely teardrops.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do you stiff Michael McDonald? That's pretty bad.

[Bobbo]

Haul my piano down to Irving Irvin. Scary.

[J.D. Ryan]

You took your piano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I talked to some other guys in the Doobies and they said they did know you're there, but they said that it's time for you to get a hold of this drinking problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And the reason they didn't bring you out on stage last night is you were two wasted.

[Bobbo]

I don't know how they found out I had an all subs cup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[Bobbo]

Couldn't see my whiskey. Whiskey in the all subs cup, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, smelled it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would guess you could play and sing better plow than most people sober.

[Bobbo]

Hey, have you got an ice maker, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right over there in the. In the new. Give me the vin. Buyers room. And we're hiring for buyers, by the way. Go to jobsimmetheven.com and we're also hiring PHP coders, website developers for go to jobs. Givemetheven.com Michael McDonald. We're actually also hiring for a bartender. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bartender.

[Bobbo]

Let's have a cocktail, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we do have an ice machine. And you can. We could set you up. Would you mind like, playing for the. For the room, like in the afternoons, just softly in the background.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. Then serving drinks.

[Bobbo]

I do it for $40 an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael McDonald, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody calls in. This is so cool that you actually visit us.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a Michael McDonald fan and you're looking for a job, go to jobsimmetheven.com and you like to drink during the day.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you're Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob Ball, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the air. Amanda and Amarillo, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you run to the website and put it in for me, baby? And I'll get it bid. GiveMeTheVin.com.

[Show Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dominic. Dominic. Dominic. Dominic. Yeah, I'm here.05 lariat with a gazillion miles on it. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

The outside is average. It's got one dent and a quarter panel and a broken headlight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a Louisiana truck for you. I mean, that's normal.

[Caller]

Yeah, absolutely, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the inside?

[Caller]

So the inside, leather. It's got a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather ripped?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the average roughly cleaner on the interior?

[Caller]

I'd say rough, no rips or tears in it. But I think it's missing the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a. Oh, well. Is it your truck or somebody else's? Because you would know.

[Caller]

I'm just buying the truck. I'm actually on my way to go pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hung up on you. I. This is not free buy service. If you want free buy in. If you want consultation on the car you're buying, then you can call me and it'll start with me taking your credit card number because I'm charging for my free advice. But I love you. I love you. Trent in Mansfield.08 Dodge. Half.

[Caller]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Have you started? Have you started?

[Caller]

How do you mean you're good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you started?

[Caller]

You got to be great. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you started? Be. Have you started bearing yet this morning? I lost him. Put him on. Put him on. Put him on hold. Put Tom on hold. DJ right now. Thanks. 07 Silverado with a buck and a half on it. Two wheel drive crew cab. Tom, does it have the 20 inch wheels or the 18s?

[Caller]

Seventeen.

[John Clay Wolf]

The little ones. Does it have a six or big V8 or small V8?

[Caller]

Small.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 7,006. Six to 7,000. Buy it.

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[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 6 to 7,000 buy it?

[Caller]

It's 6 to 7,000 buys.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a question. And the answer is.

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my question. And the answer is your answer is. I am. I'm asking you. Does six. Does. Does 6,000 up to 7,000 buy the truck?

[Caller]

7,000? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so six to seven go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let's look at the pictures.

[Caller]

Where's Ben?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God damn. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

Sunday, June 10, join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at big beat Dallas inside the Toyota music factory. Here for the guest, give me the vin.com bow&jim badge Rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolfshow.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[Show Announcer]

5Givemethevin.Com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know, Bob, that we're starting on 95. 1 the mountain next to Saturday in Vegas?

[J.D. Ryan]

Vegas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we need a listener party in Vegas, I do believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. We'll have Elvis there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever been to the White Chapel there with Elvis?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elvis marries people on the hour, by the way, at the little white chapel.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be fun. I know that that's one place that they will. They won't be offended by some of our commentary.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything. Yeah, they're gonna say that's a tame show, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the place where you get out, you. You walk out of the church, they start handing you pamphlets for prostitution. Up and down and not stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's all up and down the street. All up and down the street.

[Bobbo]

My girl's got to make a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Orleans and viva Las Vegas. That's where we fit in. Coit Good morning. Good morning. 15 ram, half ton, laramie. 70,000 miles. Leather navigation, no sunroof, crew cab. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. White.

[DJ Pre K]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rougher, clean.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 16 grand, 17 grand buy it? Oh, does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, really, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Buys it?

[Caller]

24, 23.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. I mean, I. I gave you. I gave you a. It was a reaction. Number is what I threw out there first. I threw out a number and I get a reaction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure did. Make him go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Yeah. No. 2423.

[Caller]

What do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it?

[Caller]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. If you said 2423, then that, that means that you're just chasing the payoff, and that didn't have anything to do with the value. Okay, let's see. Here's got 70,000, right? Let's see here. Let's see here. Fifteen RAM, Larry. No roof. Yeah, I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and I really will. I'll give 2423 for it. I need to see.

[Caller]

All right, we'll do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. you can just load up the license plate or just put in the full vin. We're going to need the full vin. Actually, the license plate will decode it for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're serious about selling it, I'll buy it. Are you kicking tires and just. Just trying to see if she loves you? Are you serious about selling it?

[Caller]

No, I need a. I need a diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then you need to play the. Sell that drop, Turley. Sell that, sell that. It was nice doing business with you. Quit. We'll see you next week.

[Caller]

Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of sell that, you can get your own. Sell that T shirt at the givemetheven.com Bone Jim Bash at the Toyota Music Factory. Coming up, John Clay Wolf listener party. All the details are john claywolf.com so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club yesterday, speaking of Louisiana, did you hear the drama last night? Charlie?

[DJ Pre K]

Not last night. I know during the day he calls me and, oh, the car's just picked up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me, Let me. Let me. Let me preface this. So strip club, Eric. Strip club. The longtime listeners know strip club DJ was our phone screener and he.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in studio. And he was funny. Then he got scared of the traffic lights, the cameras. The government was watching him in the Dallas Fort Worth Metro. Paint a picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a big fellow, too kind of paint a picture. He was at what, £400?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Big fella. And is scared of everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he He's a. He's a. He's a carny. He's a. He's a Renaissance guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Renaissance festival.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So he went back to Lafayette because. Because he thought the cameras were watching.

[J.D. Ryan]

There were fewer cameras, and he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was delivering pizzas, and he fell and broke his leg. And then. Anyway, he worked. He's helping us. He's doing a really good job. But he went down to New Orleans to pick up a Jeep or something, and the steering box was broken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got this last night. You know, he decides to send me this note last night. So he calls us and he couldn't get a hold of the manager and our. His driver that he brought down there to pick up the car from the customer. Customer told him they already knew that it was broken, the linkage in the steering.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And sometimes we do buy cars that we know have issues, but we know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ahead of time before we get there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And the customer said that that was the case. So he said he talked a bit, another guy, and the other guy said, just drive it. So they drove it from New Orleans to slide. L didn't wreck. But strip club said, you know, he kept to trying. Trying to crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you mean it's like all over the road?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And you almost killed my driver and all this stuff. I'm like, well, I mean, what, you have to be a borderline to get in the truck and drive it like that? Yeah, Well, I mean, everybody involved in this is a. And what. What. What we should have done is just told the customer if it's safe to. Because I can hear the customer now saying, it's okay. I've been driving like that for two years. Okay, then you follow me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You follow. Follow me and I'll run you back to your house.

[J.D. Ryan]

I go to liquor store twice a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fine.

[DJ Pre K]

So strip club thought it was safe for his driver to get on a highway when there's no linkage, which for those that don't realize, that means your car is basically just going all over the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Caller]

And you're steering.

[DJ Pre K]

You just don't really have much control entirely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. No linkage means there is no control. So it wouldn't work. So that means something had to be there.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. Well, I mean, I don't know. That's what you said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he said it's broken.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. Yeah. Yeah. So it was like, what you're saying, out of control, like it could go any way at any time. It's like my kid Riding a bike? Yeah. You haven't heard this? No, I haven't heard any of this. Strip club. If you're listening, I'd like a. I mean, that decision makes me question everything. It makes me question. Question what? We, like, have to have a decision making intervention with you because that's not. I mean, I'm glad that nobody crashed and nobody died, but I can't have that kind of risk going around.

[J.D. Ryan]

How far did they drive it from?

[John Clay Wolf]

50 miles.

[DJ Pre K]

Jesus, what a hell of a ride that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't have gone two miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, something's wrong here. Something's not adding up. Lucas and Abilene, good morning.

[Caller]

What's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. You got a.09 ZR1.ZR1. How many more horsepower do those have than the regulars?

[Caller]

Oh, they're killing it, man. I think that's about 200. I mean, yeah, 200 more horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a 1ZR or a 3ZR? Do you know?

[Caller]

I have no clue actually, man. I thought the C6s were the 2009.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's just a different versions of ZR1s. You know, there's Z06s and then there's ZR1s and there's a big ZR1 and a small 01. Yours has 20,000 miles. How many what. What color is it?

[Caller]

It's that metallic royal blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 40s. I'm thinking mid-40s, but I need a VIN number to bust in and pull the window sticker so I can analyze the equipment and give you the right number. Mid to upper 40s.

[Caller]

I bought it for 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, I bought a Range Rover for 120 and sold it for 50 about 4. 4, like four years later.

[Caller]

Where do y' all. Do y' all the. Where do y' all sell your cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

At your mom's house? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John clay wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Bobbo]

Sunday, June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at big beat Dallas inside the Toyota music factory. Here for the givemetheven.com bow&jim badge rock out and enjoy a brew with John clay wolf at listeners from across the Dallas fort worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John clay wolf show T shirt register now@john claywolfshow.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[John Clay Wolf]

5.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com the hell is this?

[DJ Pre K]

Great song, Summertime Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to stream us, we have our own little radio station, JD keeps it together. Go to John claywolf.com and click listen live. And our number four is on there. The podcast goes up every Saturday about 1 o'. Clock. And remember the we're gonna have a listener party in front of the bowen gym bash 3 to 5. Giving away t shirts. Go to john claywolf.com get the details on that. Pre register for a T shirt. If you'd like to come, come meet us and hang out with us. Have a beer with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was officially the givemethevin.com bowling Jim back.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I have. I was gonna not drink until until then, 4th of July, but I'm gonna do it that day. I'm gonna have beers. My listeners, we had so much fun in Houston. We did a lister party. We had 200 people show up. It was a blast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fun. It was a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron and Alvin, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, man?

[Caller]

I wanted to tell you two things. The first one is a couple weeks ago, I sold Y' all my BMW 335. And your buyer, Matt, is the one that fielded the call. And from. From that point of connection all the way to when your guys came and picked it up, it was nothing short of absolutely professional and polite. You run a very good operation there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thanks. People would think as stupid and goofy as we are on the radio, that my business side would be loose. And it's actually opposite.

[J.D. Ryan]

Complete opposite.

[Caller]

I was. I was very much impressed and surprised, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of.

[Caller]

You don't know until you actually do business with somebody. But yeah, y' all are. Y' all are cut loose and crazy. So I was really happy to see that the business side of it is very tight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. What was number two? Point?

[Caller]

As long as you're number two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Compliment.

[Caller]

Yeah, dude. So the guys that listen to your podcast, or maybe if they don't, they need to. I drive 100 miles every day and I've been listening to your podcast when it's not Saturday. And I found this gym, man, it's like right under your hundred hundredth show. And if you. If you and Babo just riffing with each other uncensored, it's not like on the radio. And y' all are just jamming about music and women and family and just, you know, your mother up and this and cussing and it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you think we should.

[Caller]

I could be right there with those guys, just burning a number and talking. Man, y' all are really cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And we.

[Bobbo]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are. We are. That brings up a good point, because we're Babo, and I'll have an opportunity to do more of that since Bavo's coming on full time next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the good part is, is that, Bob, we can bring back the prank calls because Bobbo used to work here full time. He had time on his hands to be more creative and do this and that. And Bobbo used to do prank calls for the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

The studio phone would ring and there'd be telemarketers.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun. It was great. Charlie, do you have any of those old prank calls?

[DJ Pre K]

I've got one here, but I don't know if it's clean to play on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, get the dump ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just dump it if it's bad. All right, all right.

[DJ Pre K]

This is him prank calling, or I guess it was a prank with Charter Cable here.

[Bobbo]

So what are you. What are you calling about?

[Caller]

I'm actually calling about a new promotional offer that Charter is currently sponsoring within the area.

[Bobbo]

Charter. Charter Cable.

[Caller]

Charter Cable.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay. Well, we've already got it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And we love it.

[Caller]

That's excellent.

[Bobbo]

We're watching it right now.

[Caller]

Oh, excellent. That's a good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Have you seen the Penthouse Channel?

[Caller]

The what channel?

[Bobbo]

The Penthouse Channel.

[Caller]

No, not myself personally.

[Bobbo]

It's really. It's not like at night, you know, at night programming, they show this just wild sport all the time. This is great. This is a lot more. I don't know, I would call it sublimely subtle.

[Caller]

Right, Right.

[Bobbo]

This beautiful little Puerto Rican girl is what the guy's doing is between the two.

[Caller]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Slip and slide. You know what I mean?

[Caller]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

So do you guys down there at Charter Cable, do you guys. You don't get to watch the channels for free.

[Caller]

We do watch the channels for free.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[Caller]

Yes, we do.

[Bobbo]

You're watching this one right now, aren't you, Taisha?

[Caller]

No, I'm not.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller]

Not at all. Well, I'm actually staring at a computer right now.

[Bobbo]

Flip it over there. It's channel 489.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo]

Oh, there it goes. Whoa. No, she just got a pearl necklace.

[Caller]

Wow. No, I'm not currently watching it, and I can tell you that I'm thoroughly embarrassed right now.

[Bobbo]

You're Embarrassed?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's a charter cable channel. I mean. Hold on, I'll turn it. Oh, there's the Hustler channel.

[Caller]

Oh, not good.

[Bobbo]

Miles and miles of pink taisha.

[Caller]

Not good at all.

[Bobbo]

Anyway, we sure do like charter cable. Hey, if they ever, you know, bring the Playboy Channel on for less than 12.95, I want to sign up for that.

[Caller]

Okay, it sounds good.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes when it's lunchtime, I just want to look at Hooters.

[Caller]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, they help me digest. You know what I mean? I think you know what I mean.

[Caller]

Not really, but sure. Well, sir, you have a wonderful day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I will now.

[Caller]

Bye.

[Bobbo]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Poor lady. Yeah, just trying to do her job.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best was when the reverend called in to the Chinese restaurant to book the Christmas party. Oh, I think that's on YouTube. YouTube, Turley. And we might. Let's stick around for that because it was hilarious. The Reverend Charles. I think. I think he did it was something to be remembered. Rhonda in Haldem City. Good morning.

[Podbean Announcer]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

97F250 Powerstroke with 150,000 miles extended cab. Two wheel drive. Is that right?

[Caller]

I lied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you. What you lied about?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I lied.

[Caller]

It has 174,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it is a two wheel drive, not a four wheel drive.

[Caller]

It is a two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the cars. I need to look at it. When you get into cars this old, you really have to see pictures of them. Can you take a few snaps and load it up on our [e-mail]?

[Caller]

Give me the van.com. yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Paul Groves, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on much? What you got, man?

[Caller]

It's just a comment. Several years ago, my ex girlfriend, I brought my four wheeler up to Bandara, Texas at their place and it messed up. And her. Her nephew is a mechanic and everything. And I told him, I said, look, I said, I'll buy the beer. Said, I'll help you, you know, work on it and everything. Anyway, we got it running. Everything. She said, I'm going to give you $50. Well then she charged me 50 bucks, okay? She put it on me, all right, When I'd already made the deal with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

What's up with that, Finn?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's mad that you had a new girlfriend.

[Caller]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We were together at the time. Oh, no. We were all up there at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then she's a prostitute. She likes to mark up services 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number Daniel in Houston. A 16F3 ferret F350 Lariat diesel leather roof nav. Is it a. It's a dually.

[Caller]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duly. It's got 100 on it. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

30, 31, 32, 33. Maybe 34. Maybe. Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to give me the. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We buy low mile diesels. We buy high mile diesels. We buy in between diesel. We love diesel trucks and sports cars. Corvettes, Jeeps, regular stuff. Ultima, the works. Hondas. We're doing real well with Hondas for some reason.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? This time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Hondas. Yeah, they're doing real well.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's a good Honda?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Just, you know, under 80, 000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you. They last forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just. Just not. Not junk. Don't you know, here's what happens. I said we're doing real well. We're being. We're able to pay a lot for Hondas right now. Then the next 10 calls will be or web submissions will be 01 civic with 220,000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not what you mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's junk. You take a bat, just beat the hell out of it and throw it in the trash can. That's junk. Not junk. We'll buy junk. But I mean, you know, $500 cars are $500 cars. Yeah, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

But your main stay is not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's good. Our average cost of car is $20,000. Okay.

[Bobbo]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's funny. When you bid junk like junk, people get mad and they hate you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. They're the ones that get mad. First.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the junk.

[J.D. Ryan]

The guy with a $200,000 car, you miss him by 10 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, okay, right, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was. Is there a cool car?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy with a $50,000 car. You missing my three grand. And he's okay, we have something to talk about. But you. You instead of offering a thousand for the junk. Yeah. For 500. And they want to come burn you and kill you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is classic.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're my child was born in the back seat. Well, there's another reason not to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What's in the new well, what do you got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sell that T shirts. Everybody's wanting these. And you can get yourself that T shirt atthe givethevin.com Bowen, Jim Bash, Toyota Music Factory coming up. It is coming up June 10th. Go to john claywolf.com for all the details and to sign up for your show, that T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come hang out with us at the time.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pictures and handshakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We like meeting our listeners.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a blast in Houston. This is going to be really, really fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2011 Jeep Wrangler. The ultimate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the long? Is that the ultimate? Is that the stretch? Is that, is that the long, Is that the two door with the long back end?

[Caller]

No, the four door ultimate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a sport ultimate.

[Caller]

Is it lifted or anything about a two inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

50,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say five zero or one five zero. Okay, 50. Hard top or soft?

[Caller]

I have the twill soft on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now mid to upper teens. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look at it. And I can be specific. 800-800-7234. Just go to give me the, give me the vi n. That's the VIN number. And you can actually just give me me the plate number two at the website. And it will, the system will automatically bid your car. You did find the Asian, the Asian restaurant. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We'll have to play it back next hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll get that in just a second. Prank calls that are funny. It's a holiday weekend, man. We can just kind of go back to the past and talk about the forward starting in Vegas next week.

[Bobbo]

Be right back. Sunday, June 10, join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Big Beat Dallas inside the Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemetheven.com bow and gym bag. Rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolfshow.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[John Clay Wolf]

5.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is summertime. Kids are gone, kids are out, pools are open. It's time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going to the beach next weekend. I'm going to Port Aransas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that place put back together yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

It is mostly about 90. If you drive through town, you won't notice it but you look at a little, little like the CVS Last time I was there were still closed because they lost a roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stewart an 09 Yukon XL with 200000 miles on it's worth about six grand. Yep. I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Lemon Grove, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller]

Blooming Grow Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blooming Grow Texas. Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paula 09 Sierra 3/4/2 ton Z71 with 150,000 miles. 150,000 miles. Crew cab, four wheel drive. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it deep?

[Caller]

Three quarter ton. It's not half ton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas.

[Caller]

It's gas. Six zero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth.

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight to ten grand. I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Eight to ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and send us some pictures. Buddy in Beaumont a 15 power stroke FX4 with 50000 miles. Lifted leather nav roof. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lift?

[Caller]

6 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 40 grams. 37. Oh it's big. It's real big. Okay. Yeah, I need to see it. 37 is a big tire. How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

Oh, probably maybe 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking mid-40s but I need to see the truck. Yeah, mid to low 40s. I need to see the truck. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

From the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook, Sean Corcoran wants to know where do I submit my resume to work with you? John Clay Wolf jobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Giveme the vin.com Speaking of people, we're hiring for buyers and we're hiring. We really need a computer. We need two more computer developers. They need to be very fluent in php. If you're not real fluent, you want to like a. If you can help and you work for cheap then we'll do that. If you're real fluent, we'll pay you a lot.

[Bobbo]

Very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not. We. We understand the market. We pay a lot to our guys and we will you too.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you need more buyers than you need more drivers or just buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably drive buyers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, buyers. Because you're getting ready to open in Vegas. Barbara.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we were getting ready to open in Vegas and a few other markets. A lot of things are coming together. I look, I think we're going to be hiring about 50 people in the next 90 days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your beautiful buy room downstairs. My God. Dude, you have moved up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like the Wolf of Wall Street.

[J.D. Ryan]

It totally does.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need. If you're a dwarf and you are for hire, I think we need to do the. The throwing. I think we need to recreate the scene of the Wolf of Wall street where they throw the. The darts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I ask you, do you remember how that movie ended? Okay, I don't think we do. Yeah. Just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he was doing something illegal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but we're doing something very legal. I understand, but let's just don't go down the midget.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just. We can't see. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Come on, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't say that. Why do you hate little people?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is little people? My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. What we're doing is God's work, dude. We're, like, keeping people from getting screwed by dealerships, and we're doing it online and coming to their house, picking it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something else. Memorial Day weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Memorial Day weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about Turley found another. Another. What are you pointing at?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just saying Bobbo has a guest that's kind of related to Memorial Day weekend. I don't. Don't know if you want to go there or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we do. So take it away. Take it away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobble has a guest in the studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you comfortable with him talking on the radio?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's.

[Bobbo]

He's done it before.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's very, very. He was very cool what he's doing, and I think it's. I think he really deserves all of our respect. If he wants to come over and talk to us right now, he's on the couch. I think he has his headphones on.

[DJ Pre K]

He just left. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I thought he was over there on the couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did he go? My bad.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

My son is in the Marines, and he's visiting, and I thought that was very cool.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Now, Memorial Day, we memorialize those who have died in service.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quite aware of that.

[Bobbo]

And so when people talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead. Sorry.

[Bobbo]

When people talk about, you know, have a happy Memorial Day, it's not really that kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a respectful Memorial Day for those that have served their country right.

[Bobbo]

No, sir. You probably should not play golf on Memorial Day Day, to answer your question, celebrate your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your white sale.

[Bobbo]

It's a solemn deal. And that's why, you see, the. All the. All the cemeteries are all flagged up big time and rightfully so. You know, it's something we do in this country, really, unlike a lot of countries in the world. We appreciate our service.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can start wearing linen.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't white on Memorial Day. That's what John remembers. So, anybody have any big plans?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No big plans. We have we're going like this afternoon. Kids party will be fun. And then there's some other things we've got going on this week, but I'm excited about it. Hey, the prank call that we were talking about earlier. Charlie found it and it's long. I posted it on the John Clay Wolf show. Facebook link or dj. Pre K did give us a sample. Turley. Hello?

[Caller]

Yeah, this Henry. Can I help you?

[Bobbo]

Hello, sir. Yeah, my brother, this is the Reverend Jim John Riddles of the Living Water Tabernacle Church of Jesus. Yeah, we'd like to have our Christmas party with your restaurant this year.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

We decided to have Oriental food this year because the sisters and I took a democratic vote. And we've decided to celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus with a heap of your tantalizing exotic cuisine. If it be God's will. And by a vote of 92, it was. We've got a group of maybe 20, maybe 25, maybe, praise God, we have 30. We'd like to start with appetizers. Do you have shrimps?

[Caller]

Yeah, we do.

[Bobbo]

We'd like to have the appetizers. Little shrimps. Tempura. Like the tiny innocent flock of sheep the shepherds brought with them from the fields when they came to see the Lord Jesus in the manger. Can you say amen? Well, entres and sister Mary Agnes came up with this idea. She's 84 years old, bless her heart. We thought we would represent the three wise men who came to see God in his manger. Three great kings from the Orient with one part broccoli beef, one part Mongolian spare rib pork and one part heavenly God. Help us, Lord. Sweet sour chicken, probably two buckets of each.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And you know that Joseph and Mary travel far. So we want the mother and child reunion. Chicken fried rice with an egg foo young on the side. Can you say joy?

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

And for Joseph, just give us 20 egg rolls. Cause we can't think of nothing for Joseph.

[Caller]

So you come what day?

[Bobbo]

We like to go Wednesday night. And there's one important thing. During the time of our party, if you could make sure between 5pm and 7pm or whenever the last gift is given and the thread of God has been celebrated in all of his Christmas time team glory, that you have no Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, devil worshippers, members of the International Brotherhood of Team Strippers, Scientologists or atheists of any kind on the premises, would that be agreeable to your brother?

[Caller]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that goes on and on. And you can go to the John Clay Wolf show. Page on Facebook and get it. That was funny. Where do you come up with this Crab Bond?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that was like six years ago.

[Bobbo]

I was like, yeah, that's. I don't know. There's. There's a lot in there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you hear yourself doing this stuff from way back, does it kind of make you wonder?

[Bobbo]

Well, yeah, yeah, I've always had that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you remember when we called the feed store and we're are telling the guy that the hay had beetles in it and it killed all of the horses and we wanted the money for the prize horses that they. They killed?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy really got upset.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just channel somebody, man, because you hear that, you go, who is that?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

So weird.

[Bobbo]

I'm a showbiz person.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know anywhere, anybody, you've traveled in the car with Baba. When we're not on the radio, this. This continues. He's like this all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of, there's Randy. Speaking of animals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy Happy, Come on up. Brandy, get up on the mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk, everybody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look how happy you are.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just Memorial Day weekend.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, well, I'm tired. I'm kind of dragging this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Me and my friend Rusty. Yeah, he's a chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We did a lawn sweep out in Irving at the TIO Music Factory sweep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really? Yeah, at the Music Factory.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Steely Danuby Brothers.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was there last night.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Freaky show. You gotta understand these shows with the general mission.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Present an ideal opportunity to pick up very good pickings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so you. You sweep the lawn after the show?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, out there on the lawn, we're all doing, you know, and in the middle of the actions a little time too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You wouldn't believe stuff people leave behind.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you find?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, man, we find buckets and buckets of nachos. Peanuts, Big Jack pretzels and booze, miscellaneous undergarments and jewelry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And check it out. I don't think I'm speaking out of turn. Okay. They don't call them the Doobie Brothers for nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I bet we scratch up about a Oz between the two of us. And good hydroponic weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know the difference?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's a good take. We wasn't ready for the Steely Dan crowd, though. This is a perfect demonstration why some people call marijuana a gateway drug.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Because the level of debauchery kind of ratchet up a few Notches. When those old funky dudes crank up.

[J.D. Ryan]

It really gets worse.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's, like, scary. I mean, Doobie fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They drank a bunch of beer, maybe a little wine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Might see him passing a couple of dog leg Hooters around. Just having a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just having a big party.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But three songs into that steely dance, what happened? All of a sudden, it's all hard liquor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Instead of doobies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, what's that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And smoking pipes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pipes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I think there's more than just weed in some of those pipes. Yeah. They're eating all kinds of pills and snorting all kinds of something. Something off of each other. It's debauchers. We could not hang, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You had to leave.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

In fact, Rusty. Rusty got a hold of some kind of ecstasy or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, you don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I had to get him out of there. Kind of ruined the whole operation, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did he freak out?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. He laid up at my tree drinking orange juice, watching reruns of the Golden Girls. It's the only way I could calm him down. In your tree? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's singing that song. Drink your big black pal.

[Caller]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And get out of here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Horrible. Don't ever go to see Silly Dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Those people are crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

They will.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I thought Buffet was a rough bush.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a crazy point.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Holy God, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Steve Dunn's worse.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They're probably still out there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hangover crowd.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm sorry you had that experience.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Happy Memorial Day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're good. Next time we're just gonna go to Billy Bob's and hang, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Great idea, Billy Bob. Good Lord for you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Be careful out there, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, buddy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Steely Dan's still in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had Michael McDonald on earlier. He was in the studio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah, he did.

[Bobbo]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't know that he was.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Seen him.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't know that we've seen him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I said, look, Rusty is Michael McDonald. Russell Michael McDonald. Michael McDonald said, hey, chipmunks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking chipmunks would freak almost anybody out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, but he's drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Well, I'm glad you got out of there safely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy Memorial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Close call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Bye, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you later, Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, givemetheven.com we also buy RVs and motorcycles. Harleys. We bought a lot of Harleys. We've got a special Harley guy that you've never met that we push all that to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he does a pretty good job. Did you Notice that Mike? I mean they've been buying more and more Harleys. I guess maybe it's just the time of year. You don't see it.

[DJ Pre K]

No, we don't see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's awesome. You know, I subbed that out to a specialist because I don't know the bikes that well, Anna. I hate picking them up. Every time I get a motorcycle, it drops.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can see that many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time it's not me, cuz I got hurt on one.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time over they fall over. Yeah, they always fall over.

[J.D. Ryan]

My car never falls over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't buy a motorcycle and move it without it falling over. Or you have somebody ride it and they crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just too much risk. So I'll just let them handle it. The RVs, I mean they're so specific. We have specialists for that that are off site.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

That that come. You know that there's a lot of different stuff on RVs, you know, cars and trucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your.

[John Clay Wolf]

They bought a $200,000 coach the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whoa, really? I would so love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But money's good. Bids are good. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Cleveland at Boston Sunday. Well actually LeBron versus is the Celtics Sunday, 7:30, the final of that contest. And then tonight is the Rockets versus State. Rockets could clinch it this evening. I'd love to see the Rockets go all the way and wind up against LeBron and then take him. Yeah, there's no way LeBron can take him all the way to the promised land again by himself, is there?

[Bobbo]

Man, I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

I would say no either, but man.

[Bobbo]

Six total points the last game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he have as good a shoe deal as Jordan?

[Bobbo]

Because it's time if he doesn't.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean he's got a really good deal but Jordan's like a billionaire because of that shoe deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they actually make more money with endorsements than they make in salary?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Jordan does.

[DJ Pre K]

Jordan. But now the NBA guys make a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean Jordan Steel's been going. I had Jordans when I was in fifth grade. I'm 45 freaking years old. I had Jordans. And they're still selling Jordans. And they still look very similar to the ones I had in fifth grade. DJ Pre K was wearing a pair just the other day. The same shoe they had out in 1984 was, was it about 84, 85 when Jordans came out?

[DJ Pre K]

I think. Yeah, right about there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Do you have any. Do you, do you have Jordans?

[Caller]

Man, I'm. I'm not really on the Jordan wave, man. I'm more of a Reebok cat now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had some high top Nikes on that looked exactly like the same ones that I had in fifth grade. Identical. And they're brand new.

[Caller]

Yeah, those were the Air Force ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I was getting screwed up. I always fouled out of the basketball games in the first period. So I was more of a tennis shoe wearer than a real one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes you wonder if Dallas Cowboy Terrence Williams will get a scooter deal out of his video this week. Did you see it, John? The video.

[DJ Pre K]

That's so great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stopped.

[DJ Pre K]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you put that up on the Facebook page?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I will. I absolutely will.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wrecked his Lamborghini. He walked home, he got his scoop scooter, came back to pick up the Lamborghini or to meet the tow truck driver, and they got arrested for DWI and for fleeing the scene of crime.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just so funny because as the police pull up to him, he literally just wipes out on this little bitty scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen the video.

[DJ Pre K]

He's so drunk. He's going from one side of the road to the other in this little electric scooter, and then all of a sudden, he just goes head over heels. Cop goes over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Cops asking him questions. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I just, just, just bought this.

[DJ Pre K]

And learning how to drive it. Slurring bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's great. Is it as bad as Baker Mayfield getting tackled by the Arkansas cops? Yeah, about that bad.

[DJ Pre K]

It's worse because he's going to get so much crap because he's on the scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's falling off.

[DJ Pre K]

Can you imagine in the NFL you're going to get so much crap for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars Radio. Remember, we're having the listener party June 10th in front of the give me the vin.com bow and gym bash at the Toyota deal. Go. Go to the john claywolf.com or go to the Facebook page and get the details. Register for a free sell that T shirt. The first hundred people that register that come and get them, you get them for free. And we want to meet our listeners. Do the same thing that we did in Houston about 17 shows before. That's why we're calling it our thousandth and seventeenth show party, because that was our thousandth show party. We'll be right.

[Show Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Bobbo]

He believes in sending the kids to church camp because honestly, any time off from those little monsters is a welcome break. He doesn't get into political arguments with friends and family because it doesn't take a degree from Trump University to know that both parties are screwing us over. His answer to everyday stress and anxiety strippers works every time. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, buddy.

[Show Announcer]

Go ahead and crack that natty light, right, because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com 800, 800 radio. Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last week we gave a. We're going to send a T shirt to the furthest streaming listener. Yes, podcast listener in Australia. That's who won. It was not Muscle Shoals, Alabama. It was not Los Angeles, California.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's kind of where it started. It started with the muscle. Muscle Shoals thing and then you said, well, how far away are we? Where was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Western Australia.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you can stream the whole show, by the way. If by chance your station loses us at 11 o' clock central time, you can go to John Claywolf.com right there on the top is a little click button. That stream in the last hour. Stream's all four hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, how's your love life?

[Bobbo]

That's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Did you. Were you dating a Chinese woman or an Asian woman? What? Have you ever had one? I don't.

[Bobbo]

Well, sure, but I mean, I don't remember anything like that recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could see you with a good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vietnamese woman from column A1 from column.

[Bobbo]

B. Yeah, I'm with you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got that new nail in that, that, that place, the nail salon. Did you see where they just put that in behind us?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ought to start hanging out over there. That's a good place to find a date.

[Bobbo]

I think I could use it. Probably a manny.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was aging. I could see it in her face.

[J.D. Ryan]

A bit of a manny, a bit of a petty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lisa in Houston, good morning.

[Caller]

Hello.

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. We're just having fun, cutting up. How are you?

[Caller]

I'm good. My name is Lisa and I called you, oh, maybe a couple months ago about a Cadillac FL CT that I.

Had with 11,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember this call.

[Caller]

You do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's.

[Caller]

Yeah, cuz I called you all equal opportunity degenerate.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. That's right. Now I remember you. I remember you. And we were talking around 10,000, weren't we?

[Caller]

Well, we did talk about that, but when. When I went online and I got a response from y', all like, eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what does it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Well, I'm thinking 12.

12.

5.

[Bobbo]

Damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too much.

[Caller]

That's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too much for us. But have. Did. Did you see you did put it in. Give me the vin.com. i said 10 on the radio. The computer said 8, and then you're saying 12. It sounds. In my experience of 23, 22 years of doing this, it sounds like we need to do that old meet in the middle thing. So the computer's 8, you're 12. I'm 10. I think I'm the middle ground. The safe, calm middle ground. I think I was right all along. Lisa.

[Caller]

Yeah?

You said ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm good at ten. I can turn it into a check at ten grand.

[Caller]

Okay. All right, well, I'll tell you what. Let me look at it, because I'm stand in front of Carmax right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do this. Take a picture. Get their offer. Perfect. Take a picture of that offer letter and then send it to us. And if we don't beat it, you know, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. You know, we really offended CarMax a few years ago when I had them. Somebody did this. They were there, really? And we put their buyer on the air with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

I remember this.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really got butt hurt. Is your buyer right there with you right now?

[Caller]

No, no, he's looking at it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think we should do it again. I think we should do it again. I think we should do it again. I think we should. I think we should. Is. Is he right there?

[Caller]

No, no, no.

He's been.

He's in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he comes back over, you need to call us back, man. Put her on hold. Yeah, well, I mean, this could be a while. But see, I made a deal with them, and then they never came through on their end of the deal. And my deal is I quit doing stuff like that. That. My promise to them was I'd quit doing that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they made a promise to me that they wouldn't. That they haven't followed up with.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Caller]

So, you know, I have. I have no problem doing that because.

You know, I'm the executor of this car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's your Car, you can call anybody you want. You can do anything you want. So when I see you call back, I'm gonna know that you got the buyer right there. We might anyway, we can have some fun, and I'm all into fun, all right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you don't want to get the sales guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal. They won't buy cars from us anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they haven't for two years because they're butt hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

But over that deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, really. What they're butt hurt about is they don't want to help, but they think they're helping us grow by bidding on our cars in our lane at the Dallas auto auction. So they quit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're growing a lot since they quit, so they may have done us a favor.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. I mean, what. What am I supposed to care? No, I thought I cared back when they quit, so I told them I'd quit, and I quit. And then they never came back. And I called them a few times and they still never came back. So I'm like, okay, well, then let's have some fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's have some. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, fun, Bob. You want to have some fun?

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a damn.

[Bobbo]

I'm all about that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I bought 10,000 cars from those people. 10,000? Oh, from 96 to 04.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this always better over you getting somebody to hand the phone to a salesman. They got butt hurt. Over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, everybody's looking for a reason to be offended.

[DJ Pre K]

We'll be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a minute.

[Bobbo]

Sunday, June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Big beat Dallas inside the Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemethevin.com bow and Jim bad rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf and listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt register now@john claywolfshow.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[Show Announcer]

5Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after the. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just wanted to call, call in, tell.

[Show Announcer]

You how much I love you so 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this song. Do you know the song, J.D. nope, I can't place it. Hang on. One, two. Guns and Roses. That's what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, well, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Cold as Hell. Well, well, well by Michelle.

[Bobbo]

I don't think that's that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not cold as Hell.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you sang it. I don't think that was correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he? I'm sure. Is he cuss? Daddy works in pornos. Good morning, everybody. Happy Memorial Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Time with the family on the main stage. It's Sherbet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What else is he saying? Anything we repeat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, why not?

[Bobbo]

What kind of stripper name is Sherbet?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it up a little bit. It's not cold as hell. All right, Chris. Good morning in Spring, Texas. Morning. 17 Silveradi Diesel. Four wheel drive. Is it the crew cab or the double cab?

[Caller]

It's the crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

And which trim level is it? LT. High country. LTZ or work truck? LT. LT. Cloth or leather?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have 20 inch wheels or the little ones? Probably the little ones. Of its class. Couple 20s does have 20s. All right. And it's a turbo diesel and it's a four wheel drive. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure? Okay. 34,000 miles still in bumper to bumper warranty. That's a lot of miles though for that year. Does I think it's 40 GS? What do you think?

[Caller]

I don't know.

I was calling to see what. I know what I owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So IO it's off to work I go. Yep, that's it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nick, most Kia owners are upside down. Are you one of them? What's your payoff?

[Caller]

No, payoff is about 12, 5, 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorrento with 85 leather and roof. 13 sorrento. I think you're still flipped. Even if you're not flipped. We got to tell you driving Kia.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Sento. Is it a six old or four?

[Caller]

No, it's a EX V6 with a third row. Everything okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song too, Turley. Highway to Hell album was their best. Seems like I'm looking this attached to not I'll give with 85000 miles on the Kia Sorrento package. Did Kim Jung Ohm sign the dash of this one?

[Caller]

Yeah, he stays in the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a nuclear kind of unit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 95 to 10 grand guy. Go to givemethe vin.com. load it up, Todd. And San Angelo is your Hummer H2 does. Is it the truck or the SUV?

[Caller]

It's the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's a Sut.

[Caller]

Yes, it Is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's better. That's better. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

No, it's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's not the normal one. It's got the truck bed. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 06. I don't know how I knew that. Well, you're from San Angelo. You're a country boy, and country boys like their Hummers, but they want their truck. So I figured you might got both. Okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

That's. See, I've had it about three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's.06 with 130, 000 miles. It's 10 grand. 12 grand. 10, 12 grand. Okay, maybe more. Maybe more. What does that buy it? Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

No, no, I was just. I was just curious what it was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hung up on him. 800. I want to buy cars and I. If you're curious, just go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com and the computer will bid it. If you want to sell it, call into the show. 800. 800. 7234. So we can wrestle on air and do a deal and do it. People like it up. People don't want to hear about it. They want to listen and witness how it works. The exchange give you a check today. We can. Kind of hard to get you checked today if he lives in San angelo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shut up, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up, J.D. but we can.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need bumper stickers to say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up, J.D. we could get you a check today. We can get you a check on Saturday, but. Yeah. And in Houston. In Houston. And Dallas, Fort Worth, we can get you a check on Saturdays. We've got a check in. We've got a check writer in Houston and we've got a check writer in Dallas, Fort Worth. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Sababo. You went to the Steely Dan concert last night? You and Randy the Chipmunk. Did you. Did you drink a lot? Did you smoke a lot? What'd you do?

[Bobbo]

I didn't. This is gonna shock you. Okay. You know what I drank last night? No, I. I drank what they call a large souvenir minute made lemonade with vodka. Souvenir means it comes in a plastic cup that you can reuse $13 or something with vodka? No, just lemonade.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you smoked a lot of grass?

[Bobbo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up.

[Bobbo]

And I refilled my souvenir cup three times from the water fountain and no. No alcohol.

[J.D. Ryan]

No wrong with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doctor's orders.

[Bobbo]

I listen, I'm living pretty good These days, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. You went to a Steely Dan concert and you had no inebriation of any sorts?

[Bobbo]

Hold on. Steely Dan and Doobie Brothers concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Was it different? Was it better? Worse? Same?

[Bobbo]

You know, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[Bobbo]

It's. It's. I'm. I'm surprised you asked me that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why? Because.

[Bobbo]

No, because it's not the same as being, you know, you get whacked out and you have a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

But when you don't, you actually remember more about the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't be. Darn.

[Bobbo]

And you don't get in a fight with some stupid lady and you don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fall down and break your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fall down and break your glasses and get wheeled off in a wheelchair at the Joe Walsh concert. And I'm looking for Baba. Where did he go? Well, he's in the ER on the. The ICU at Starplex because he smoked a big dog leg and he fell down, passed out and busted his nose.

[Bobbo]

I think career wise, it's a good thing, though, because you remember so much more for them. But, but you come away with insights like, here's a new one for you. Rich people should not sit in general admission. They don't belong. They don't know how to act. I actually got kicked out of my spot by this, this fabulous old woman. I'm sitting down on the lawn, I got my bag of T shirts, right? Eating gummy bears, okay? And this lady. I hear a voice from behind me. There's no please or thank you or anything. This voice from behind me says, we have people coming here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobbo]

And I turn around and she's like, she's, she's, she's like, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's from Oklahoma. That's that sooner mentality. This is general admissions. Take off their land like they own it all.

[Bobbo]

Yes. This is general admission.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have people coming from another place.

[Bobbo]

We have people coming here. And she's, she's demonstrating like a four foot sweep. And I did a slow burn, which takes about a second and a half for me. And all I said, you'd be so proud, John. All I said was, what about a please and thank you, ma'?

[J.D. Ryan]

Am?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ooh, Face.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you say?

[Bobbo]

She looked bewildered, like, how dare I? The hippie in her spot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Demand a please to move. So I just, you know, I just said screw it, you know, because no fight now. Because I like to get up and walk around. I've seen Steely Dan 20 times. You know, I can, I can get off on the Sound just walking around. I love to see the people people watch. I met some lovelies on the lawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're having our listener party there at that venue June 10th before the give me the Vin Bow and Jim bash, which is Sticks, Tesla and Joan Jett. I'm excited about Tesla. That's. I think that's my favorite.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love More so than Joan Jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

More so than sticks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I like Tesla.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you just weren't. You just weren't around for sticks.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, we. If you go to john claywolf.com you can register for a free Sell that T shirt average refer clean on the front. Sell that on the back and meet us. We're giving away 100 t shirts to the first hundred pre reg. Right. But you gotta register and then you show up to in the pavilion. We're gonna have well marked and we're gonna have our listener party over there before the show. Love to meet you guys. A lot of y' all email us all the time shout outs. We've had some people this morning say they're gonna be there. Yeah, we're just. JD Bob O'Turley and I are gonna hang out and just. DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. In.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston, they were begging for.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were begging for him. In Houston we had a couple hundred people. We sat there and signed T shirts and this and that was just talk to everybody. It was fun and I'd like to do that again. John claywolf.com It'll be our thousandth and seventeenth show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, daddy, hard to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousandth and seventeenth. The podcast goes up at two or one. And remember, you can stream the show at john claywolf.com we have our own little online radio station that JD runs. You'll see it his marks all over.

[J.D. Ryan]

It, getting bigger every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna lose a few you guys at 11 o'. Clock. But then we do hour number four here. Uno momento, por favor. We have a full deck of calls. I guess when I said if you call in and argue with me, they did. Well, they're here. So we're going to get into some of those in a moment. Okay. Bobo, do you have any closing statements? We. Rush Limbaugh is still on the ISD and we haven't even gone to him yet. So we're going to go to him. I'm going to go to him next segment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

After I bid a few cars. Bob, when do you start? When do you move here?

[Bobbo]

Technically the first, which is a Friday, but I'm off next week, so I'll probably pop up sometime during the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Did you set off the burglar alarm in the studio last night?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's a great sign of good things to come. Because normally when Bobbo goes to concerts, he sets off the fire alarm or the burglar alarm.

[J.D. Ryan]

The cops come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My name's John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Bobbo and Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the stream continues@john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Re gonna lose the buzz. It's ZPs. Everybody else stay h.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna do something I haven't done in a long time. I don't know if you have the sounder for it. I haven't done it in two years. Do you know what that is? Is the drama killing you?

[DJ Pre K]

No. What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lightning round.

[Bobbo]

It's the lightning round where John Clay Wolf bids as many cars as humanly possible. Possible in a pre allotted.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't know how long. I haven't done it so long. We've got so many calls on the deck right now. Just blast through them. Okay. Do we have the. Do we have the sounding for it?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was. It was an AC DC lick. Hell's bells. No, Thunderstruck.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. That's right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So if you guys, I'm gonna do this blindfolded, hands behind my back, no books, no bookouts. I'm gonna fly through it and then you can go back to givemetheven.com and verify what I told you. See if I was right or not.

[DJ Pre K]

This is it right here. There's the big opening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember this? Oh yeah. Is it pre recorded or does Babo need to do it? I don't remember this.

[DJ Pre K]

This may be the song. Let's see which is perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for the road loans dot com.

[Show Announcer]

If you want John Clay Wolf to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slick bid your vehicles right now and get in line and call 1-800-800-RADIO.

[Show Announcer]

Now here's the slick bid master, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Masturbator Road loans dot com. Dude, that was six or seven years ago.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[DJ Pre K]

They even in business?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's roll, Red. Who's got a. Who's got a timer? How much time do I have in the segment?

[DJ Pre K]

You got plenty of time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. Ready? Hit it. Robert. San Antonio 12 Yukon XL Texas edition with 81 leather. It is 12 with 81 average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

We'll go clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll go 12,000. 13,000. 14,000. I'm gonna go 14,000. Jordan. Humble. Humble. 14 rally sport RS Camaro. So it's a six cylinder but it's got leather, leather roof and nav. Correct. Oh, oh, I didn't, I didn't push the button. Right. Sorry. Leather roof or nav.

[Caller]

You have reached us outside of these Jordan.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to hang up on you. Dwayne in Oklahoma city. Good morning. 13 Silverado LT with good miles, 50,000 miles, extended cab leather. It says sport. I don't know what a Chevrolet sport is.

[Caller]

It's a sport package, two seat with the center console.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I didn't know if it was sports side if you had hips. I haven't seen one of those in a while. 13 with 51. It's a two wheel drive, but it's an extended, not a crew.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough.

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. 51,000 miles, $17,000. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Greg and Santa Fe 08 Silverado half ton. Santa Fe, man. Sorry about the shooting, dude. God, the. That killed us all up. I mean, thanks, man. I didn't mean that. It hurt us all up here. I mean that was just. It just. Gut wrencher. Good lord. And then it happened again in Indiana yesterday.

[Caller]

2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 08. 2500. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a four wheel drive. And it's a Z71. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 18 grand. It may go to 20. I need to see it. Go to give the vin.com and load it up. JD in Houston, you there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD 1111 Chevy Cruz with 84,000 miles in leather. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five to six grand. Five grand. Six grand. Five grand, huh? Tom and McKenna, TX 17 Silverado Z71 with 11 Four Wheel Drive, Crew cab, navigation, no roof.

[Caller]

What color separate us Wheels and tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me that in English. Is it gray or is it black or is it red?

[Caller]

Looks like the bottom of a pepper shaker. It's brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a tough color.

[Caller]

It's got lift wheels and tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got lifted wheels and tires.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Pro comp, XD wheel, CFG, all terrain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think it's 37,000. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. 94C4 Corvette, old body, same as a 96, 109 with a removable top. Paul and Grand Prairie average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 4,000. Need to see pictures. Dan. In Texas. Where in Texas?

[Caller]

Copper Cove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corpus CO17 cruise with. I mean a 12 cruise with 20,000 miles. Is it leather?

[Caller]

Cloth, Pop, like in red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have hubcaps or alloys? Eight grand. Seven grand. Eight grand. Got it.

[Caller]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Dalton and Pecos. I said it right. 06F250XLT with 153 four wheel drive, extending cab. All that. All that stuff out there is rougher than a nine in jail, man. 150,000 mile diesel trucks are rough out there. Is this one rough? I'm gonna. I'm gonna bid it at four grand. I'm gonna bid it at four grand. Loosely. I need to see pictures and we need to talk about it more. Go to givemetheven.com trail in Houston. 800. 800 radios to call it. Number Trel in Houston, Texas. A 16 Ram Lone Star with 33 crew. Cab. Leather. It's leather. Most of those are cloth. So is aftermarket. Dealer added leather?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it, I need to look this one up. Damn it, I need to look this one up. I don't know this one off the top of my head. Does 22 sound right?

[Caller]

Kind of low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you had it bid anywhere else?

[Caller]

Nah, this first one, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com dump the license plate in or the. Or the VIN number and the system will bid it immediately. Low 20s is the number. I just don't know if it's 22 or 23 is what my gut's telling me. Jordan and Humble. A 15 Camaro Rally Sport, leather nav roof. 48,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

White. What color is the leather?

[Caller]

It's gonna be black.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It is automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six cylinder. But it's got decent miles. It's got good equipment. It's worth $13,000. Maybe 14. 13. 13 is probably more. Right? But it could be worth 14. Go to givemetheven.com and load up. We'd love to buy it. Okay. Well, that was fun. Yeah. Haven't done that in a while. All right, I'm going to sleep. I'm done, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really hard today. And you don't feel well?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I feel terrible. What have you got in the news, J.D.

[Bobbo]

Sorry?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, in the news now, this one might strike a little bit close to Home for someone on our show. 30 year old man was ordered to vacate his parents Syracuse home Tuesday after they sued him because he wouldn't leave. 30 years old. After the ruling by the state supreme court Justice Donald Greenwood, the son Michael Rotundo said this is outrageous. He wants another six months. They've been, they've been telling him to get out for like a year. And they, they even gave him money. They gave him 1100 bucks. He goes, that's not enough. So anyway, what the judge say par. The judge said that's enough. Get out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And could they have him arrested?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if they can do arrested or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They. I mean, I'm surprised Common law. Have they ever introduced him as their son in a party? Hey, speaking of, if anybody's got a good common law story, I'd like to hear it because I've heard stories of going home with a gal, waking up the next day, going to have breakfast and introducing him her.

[J.D. Ryan]

As a wife, you've got to do three things. You have to commingle funds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to introduce each other as husband and wife and you have to I believe, live together six months in Texas.

[Bobbo]

Cohabitate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cohabitate for six months. But you also have to commingle funds. That's one of the three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does co. Mingle fund funds? I mean, what if I buy you lunch? No, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me. You have to have a joint checking account.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you work out of cash? Maybe not. I think that there's some, some gray areas in this and I've heard of some legal pressing.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about millennial kids that won't move out? I mean this kid just millennial, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been going on forever. The gay guys stay with mom for a long time sometimes. My uncle Leland lived with his parents till he died.

[Bobbo]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't my real uncle like a grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

But if it works out for both, that's one thing. Like if sometimes the kid goes back to help the par. In this case, the parents wanted the kid out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the AIDS got him before they came up with the solution.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God, what a happy note. Hey, happy whatever.

[Bobbo]

Hey, next up, we got Randy in Dallas. Dallas Randy, you got aids, is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

My uncle Leland, I think died from AIDS. He drove a 3 280Z. He never had a date with him at, at family functions. Is my, my grandmother's brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he lived with Grandma Mac and Grandpa Mac and I just. He was always friendly and just. I never understood being happy on a Sunday until I got Older. I was like, why wouldn't Uncle Leland ever married? Why did he die so young? I think he got the A.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, well, hey, happy Saturday, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's my uncle. I can talk about him.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand. Do you have one of those Alexa units in your house?

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexa?

[Bobbo]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please make love to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could be eavesdropping. A couple in Oregon is demanding answers from Amazon after they claimed their home voice activated device recorded a private conversation. Not only that, it actually sent that conversation to a coworker's phone. The couple actually said no. When the couple called, the people that got this message called up and said, you need to unplug Alexa right now. They actually recorded a call and sent it to them. Amazon has said, sorry, we'll get it. We'll look into that. To which Alexa said, I'm sorry, Dave. I can't do that.

[Bobbo]

You know what happens? People need to know how to use their technology.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is just plugged in and it recorded their conversation.

[Bobbo]

No, they did something wrong because you can hook it up to your cell phone and you can say, alexa, order pizza from Pizza Hut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And she'll do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alexa, record my phone call and send it to my friend who I didn't tell you to.

[Bobbo]

Somehow they did it.

[DJ Pre K]

They should have never hooked their phone up to it. And that's what you have to do. You have to pick up your phone to Alexa able to have something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if your name is Alexa? That's pretty. That's hard because somewhere start bossing you around a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

There are radio commercials, some places that actually use the word Alexa. So Alexa will light up in the house and tell you to do things. Cute little twist.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is my car worth?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do that. Hey, hey, I.T. guys, if you're listening, we need to write a deal that does that. What is my car worth? And then it goes into our thing and asks the questions. You load it and give me the venom that spits it out.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that's not bad, actually, because that's what radio stations do. Alexa put it on 92.5 Lone Star. And so it's hoping to connect to that radio station.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Austin, San Antonio, Corpus Midland. Who else is on right now? Baton Rouge. All of South Louisiana. The Eagle listeners, Oklahoma City. Make sure I'm still on in Oklahoma City. We're still on. We had that.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the station?

[John Clay Wolf]

The brew. The brew. If we're still on the brew right now. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Give me an air check up there in big. In sooner land and Arkansas. Midland. You know, we're on the home page of the Midland. Those guys really embraced us. So some people are real cool and some people are not sure. And the Midland crew has just been too. Midland, Odessa, that classic rock station has been a blast. And so has the Baton Rouge station.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool. Some people just embrace and some people don't. I think we'll be embraced in Las Vegas. Is that start next week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. January. I mean, June 2nd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vegas is gonna love us.

[John Clay Wolf]

But nobody's up in Vegas in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're always up. People are always. Vegas is never, never, ever slow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We just didn't sleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three in the morning. Three in the morning. Five in the morning. Noon. Same traffic. It's Vegas. Same traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been in so long. When do the Oakland Gamblers start?

[DJ Pre K]

The Oakland Gamblers?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Oakland Raiders. The. The Los Angeles. The Las Vegas Raiders.

[DJ Pre K]

Not this year. The next year. But their hockey team is in the Stanley Club Cub cup finals against the D.C. or like, what they call the Capitals.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me.

[DJ Pre K]

D.C. capitals. Washington. Capital.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Las Vegas hockey team.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, the Las Vegas Golden Knights.

[Bobbo]

Hockey in Vegas?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even know they had. There's no hockey.

[Bobbo]

There's no hockey in Vegas.

[DJ Pre K]

They're an expansion team. First ever to make it to a finals or championship for expansion team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, good for the golden grades. Brandon and Dayton. Yes. Rush Limbaugh. I'm going to get to you. 11. Dodge Ram, half ton, 96,000 miles. Is it cloth or leather? Crew cab. SLT 11 with 100 is a 12 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yes, sir. You got it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It should go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's take a look. Thank you. James Norman, Oklahoma. Air check. Testing. Testing.

[Caller]

One, two, one, two. Yeah. You're good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good. Did you miss us while we were gone?

[Caller]

Yeah. There was like two or three weeks where I hadn't caught you guys. And I'd called in and been told you guys were going over to the Cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Check the Cat out. And never heard you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'll tell you what. I'll tell you why. I'll tell you why. So we were going over there and we were leaving Mama. And then they. Once we got there, they read us the. What you can do and what you can do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what's gonna happen in my house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the rules of my house. And they were gonna chop out a lot of our material. You can't make, you know how we make fun of everybody?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they weren't gonna let us. I'm like, well, this isn't gonna work, man. I can't be fun funny if I can't make fun of people. I mean, he's not a hater. He's. He's the accidental racist. I mean, get off your Oklahoma high horse.

[Caller]

Accidental at that point, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what I said.

[Caller]

I don't even know if it's accidental at that point, man. Like the whole point of your show, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the whole point of the show.

[Caller]

It's like a man reason why I listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[Caller]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in just a minute.

[Show Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vin.com coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller]

Love listening to Y'.

[Bobbo]

ALL.

[Show Announcer]

Presented by GiveMe the VIN.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kid can play this on the piano now. Really? Yeah, she's doing well.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I asked her to do it. She sent me some.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, she's 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's 14. Yeah, I do. She's doing well. Like that kid. She's a high schooler now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like that kid. Oh, dude, the ride has just begun for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

So much fun. You're gonna have a blast. You're a great dad. I don't care what your. Anybody else says. You're a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

She says you're lazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Yeah. I don't want to talk about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd in Duncan, Oklahoma, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, man, what's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chilling, Chilling.

[Caller]

All right. Right on, guys. Hey, listen, man, you're the best. And every Saturday morning, I promise you, my kids leave me alone, my wife leaves me alone for three hours. They know better than to bother me when you guys are on.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that says a lot for, For a guy from Oklahoma, Really.

[Caller]

I'm not really from Oklahoma. I, I, I live here, but I, I'm, I'm from upstate New York, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, here's. Were you, were you a stern listener growing up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the deal. And I've noticed this a lot. I like, I like Howard, too. I haven't listened to him in a long time because what happens when I listen to him too much? I start sounding like him a little bit. And, and it's not that. Not that that's a bad thing, but I don't want to be an impersonator.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I used to listen to him a lot. I was sounding too much like him, and I was ripping his material off, too.

[Caller]

You got your own deal, man. You got your own deal, and that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I love about it.

[Caller]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we did. We did this. You know, the. The. The most charged fan base we've ever had was a small market that we tested in Pennsylvania. Allentown, Pennsylvania.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were crazy for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's the nuts. Yeah. So we had more feedback from that small market than we. From the big markets. I'm like, what's going on here? It's like they hear something in us that reminds them of their. Of their pastor, who was Howard Stern. I believe that's what it was. They grew up on that kind of radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio. And they got it. They get the humor and they.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They felt comfortable with us, is my guess. Do you think that that could be what it is, Todd?

[Caller]

I think. I think that sounds familiar, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Caller]

I mean, it's got. It's got that vibe to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I mean, it's like that I don't give a crap attitude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to me.

[Caller]

If you don't like me, shut it off. I don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobbo has that Artie Lane bit to him, too.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's a good thing because the Stern show was the best, in my opinion, when arty. During the arty years. Do you agree?

[Caller]

Absolutely. Absolutely. Absolutely. Hey, I've been waiting for Rush. Where the heck's Rush?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here he is right here. That fat, doped up bastard. Good morning, Rush Limbo. How are you, John? What?

[Bobbo]

I. I certainly hope you're kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. I'm always kidding. Everything's kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm here to make you laugh.

[Bobbo]

Sitting here in sunny Florida watching the first tropical depression of the. Of the season on radar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Alberto is headed toward Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's always Puerto Ricans heading to Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. This is actually a storm. This is a. The first big named storm of the year. Alberto. And the governor has declared an emergency.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me see what party you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush should know. He's down there. Rush, what's going on?

[Bobbo]

But look, it's out there somewhere. But the good news, kids and folks at sea, here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, we don't rattle. Having a fine frame of mind, but I've got that little mouse you've got on your program. Like to pick a bone or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a mouse. He's a Chipmunk, you moron.

[Bobbo]

College drag. A big difference. There is a big difference. Look, I love the Steely Dan. It doesn't have anything to do with drugs or odd lifestyle choices. No, because this is wholesome music. Just a little better with a little chemical accentuation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you disagree with Bobbos going to that concert last night sober?

[Bobbo]

Well, sure. He's doing it all wrong. Bobble's a whack job anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would you suggest Bobbo gets ready for a Dan concert?

[Bobbo]

And here's the deal. If you listen to their songs, the best combinations are right there in the lyrics. You drink something like a zombie. Are you familiar with a zombie? Zombies. Pineapple juice with white rum, dark rum, golden rum, apricot brandy, 151 proof rum and a little lime juice.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

It's a strong cocktail. Very strong cocktail. And if you'll take it with a couple of Percocettes. Not at the same time. J.D. calm down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that's what the girl from the Cranberries was singing about? Remember that zombie song?

[Bobbo]

I think it's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, she died drinking that stuff.

[Bobbo]

A lot of zombies in Steely Dan's music. And they also sing about a Kur Schwaser in a shell. Have you heard of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Kershwaza is 100 proof cherry schnapps from Germany. Very strong stuff. Not for the weak at heart. Now, I don't know about all of the illegal drugs they're talking about, but they're legal. Things you can do. If you'll take your Caschwaza and drink it from an actual seashell. Wash it out, make that ocean loud and clear. Have a couple of Percocets. And then make sure you go into the grocery store. And these are hard to spot. Smuggle into a concert with metal detectors. It's good to have VIP clearance. Buy six cans of Ready Whip. What, and just suck the nitrous oxide right off the top? No, you get a hell of a great feel when they play 19. Yeah. And they're singing about the Cuervo Gold.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when you do the.

[Bobbo]

And the fine Colombian, I think. Fine Ready Whip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[Bobbo]

And just. It's just like what they used to call a topper. Not quite as strong, are long lasting. In fact, I fell down last time I did this, but luckily I was on the lawn. It's a good thing. You can. You could really. You can have a ball now. I'm not sure what that Dr. Wu was strung out on. You know, Katie lied. You can see it in her eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God. He's getting all into the dance stuff, all the songs. Rush. I was in college. We went to Austin to go to a Soul Hat concert in the 90s. And we were in Maggie Mays during the afternoon, drinking heavily as you enjoy. And my pods was taking hits off of a whippet balloon.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Inside the bar. And he started talking to Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, oh, my Lord's exactly right. He really. He leaned his head back and started talking. He started talking in tongues. Tongues to Jesus. Wow.

[Bobbo]

I actually had that once with, with the. The old whippets back in the day. Yeah, I listened to Black Sabbath at 78 speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Chong was right. I saw God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He damn sure did.

[Bobbo]

Had a wonderful conversation.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we don't endorse anything that Rush says. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody. I mean, the kids listening don't even know what a whip it is.

[Bobbo]

Now, we should probably have a disclaimer. I am a professional.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn't matter.

[Bobbo]

Don't try this at home.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not a professional.

[Bobbo]

Do it at the Steely Dan concert. You'll have a better time. And you'll probably meet a. Hey, 19. You'll have to explain who Aretha Franklin is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And that's bummer. She doesn't know the Queen of Soul. And with that, enjoy your Memorial Day weekend with. With somber remembrance. And we'll see you on the other side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris in Houston. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, hey, good morning. I was see if I can get in evaluation from my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can get a valuation for your ride. Is it a few? I see that it is an A5 Audi. Is it an all wheel drive or a two wheel drive? A six cylinder or a four cylinder?

[Caller]

All wheel drive, four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it the convertible or the.

[Caller]

Hard top Note.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a premium, a premium plus or a prestige?

[Caller]

Oh, I think it's pretty Quattro 2.0.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is why we asked for the VIN number. Because if you don't know, how the hell are we supposed to. So do this. Go to give me the vin and either put the vin and if you don't want to write that down, you can just put your license plate into our system. Click the button that says license plate, put your license plate in the state, it's registered and then my system will do a reverse lookup, yank the VIN out of the state's computer, plug it into my computer, start asking you a couple of questions. In 45 seconds you'll have our offer. Nah, that is not sexy. Radio reading off 17 digits and you missing one and us wasting 10 minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that a B or a D, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that it? Is it W, D or B? Are you saying B? Dog? Larry George Black B, Black Sabbath. Oh, you lying. 13 Malibu with 60. Is it leather cloth? Jason? Jason, you there? League City. Jason?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here. Hey, sorry.

Yeah, it's not leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 60. Is it five, six, seven grand rig?

[Caller]

Okay, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm, I'm probably six to seven. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Now. Remember, a flood car, we're not going to pay that. And if it's total, we're not going to pay that. And if it's like caught fire or it's covered in hail, we're not going to pay that. If you don't tell me that it's hail damage, then, you know, what do you expect?

[J.D. Ryan]

If we get there and the driving linkage is broken, we're not going to pay that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, obviously we are and we're going to drive it because our, our drivers don't make.

[J.D. Ryan]

But that's not going to happen again.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's what happens happens when you hire a Domino's delivery boy to be your inspector.

[J.D. Ryan]

We love strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you shouldn't be driving a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a lot of risk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was not needed to be taken. Holy hell. That. When he sent me that note last night, I'm like, are you kidding me?

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we not get him on the phone?

[John Clay Wolf]

That strip club. If you're listening, please call. Let's talk about. I want to understand what happened yesterday with this car that you picked up in South Louisiana in New Orleans with a drive with a steering wheel linkage out. I mean, who the hell would drive that 100 miles?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we can make it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My driver almost died and I was like, driver, driver. First of all, how didn't he die? And did you wreck the car? And he wrote back, no, but he almost wrecked several times after the first almost wreck. Wouldn't you stop?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when you stop and go, hey, this isn't safe strip club.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious. You need to call me right now. 800-872-3,4. We need to talk about this because you and I've got to get something straight. So this ain't cool. Do you know what could have happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Don't even. Don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, I'll go there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could have been very bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could have been real bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. But you know it's legal to drive on both sides of the road in Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. It could have been John's right. It could have been corporately bad as well as physically bad for everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean seriously, if the guy loses it and goes into oncoming traffic and kills people.

[Bobbo]

I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I spend the next two years of my life in a courtroom. Cuz you're dumbass. And you're going to tell me that some manager told you to go ahead and do it? There's no way anybody would have told you to go ahead and do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drive a car without driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understood what you were saying and maybe you're being overdramatic and I hope you are and it really wasn't that bad.

[Bobbo]

Strip club over to dramatic.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[J.D. Ryan]

What the heck you mean it could never happen to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Hey.

[Bobbo]

I'm cooperating here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Travis and oak Oklahoma City. 150000 mile bends man, those things are hard to keep running. They're hard to keep running. They're hard to keep running. People don't. There's no market on it because nobody can afford to keep it running. I think it's a two thousand dollar car and I'm gonna hang up before you yell at me. Maybe 2500. Yeah. But I know it was 50,000. Hell it was 70,000 new. I remember writing draft for that car in 96 when that could cabarel A E class first came out 22 years ago for $50,000.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember 92. The big S body Benzes were $90,000. You'll never see a car depreciate harder than a S body bins or a 7 Series BMW. I mean it's like get out of the way cuz it is a falling rock. The National Weather Service has just posted a bulletin that big body luxury cars are falling falling out of the sky. And it'll break your neck if you buy one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're not rich, don't get in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Avoid Florida.

[Bobbo]

30% chance of farfet new.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sucks. That's terrible. 30% chance of. You're a frump. Bobo. Do you know what a frump is? Someone that farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. My name's John Clay Wolf and we'll be back in just a minute. Find your way back to the heart. Find your way back. Find your way back to the heart.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club's on hold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, good. There's the next 30 minutes. We only have 15. Who's strip club?

[DJ Pre K]

For those that don't know, Turn it up, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Ramones. It's Memorial Day weekend. Ramones rock and roll. 19 let out yesterday. That was a good, stupid show riff, Randall.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I don't know. I like this song a lot better when it was called I can't stand losing you by the police.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Shut up, Bobo.

[DJ Pre K]

Who did it first, though?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't stop losing. I can't.

[Bobbo]

I can't stand losing now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

What's going on, John? I understand y' all been showing me a lot of love the last hour or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have. And I want to understand, man, what the hell were you thinking? First of all, I'm just gonna listen to your side of this story.

[Caller]

Well, I went pick up the jeep. The guy told us the problems with.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city supposed to do. What city?

[Caller]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you get to pick up the jeep. And then what?

[Caller]

And then the guy tells us that there's a control rod that's broken and it's. He knows how to drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That first. Be careful.

[Caller]

So I called my manager, because the managers are the ones who can unwind deals like this. I don't have that authority. I wanted advice on what to do with it, and your manager told me to go ahead and drive it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure he asked you a few more questions, didn't he? Did. He said, did y' all test drive it? Does it feel safe?

[Caller]

He asked me who test drove. I told him we test drove it, and it just didn't feel safe to drive it as far as y' all wanted us to drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Caller]

He said his exact words, will, go ahead, bring it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't think you communicated it clearly, because I know the guy you talked to, and he wouldn't want to put the entire company at risk over a. Some old Jeep with a busted tie rod.

[Caller]

So he wasn't the manager on the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Caller]

It was one of your other managers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know who it was. I already know who it was because you texted it to me last night. So here's what you do. Next time, if it's so safe to drive it and it don't feel safe, you tell the customer, follow me. I'm gonna drive you if you follow me to where we're going, where we're gonna load these cars on these 18 wheelers and then I'll give you a ride back.

[Caller]

That thought honestly never came to me, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we need to get you back in school then, so you have good thoughts because that's way, way, way too much risk. Way too did. Was your guy really all over the road?

[Caller]

Pretty much. She couldn't get it over 45 miles an hour without losing control. People were playing chicken around her. You know, the whole pull up in front of you, slam the brakes, that kind of mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

So nowhere in this, in this ordeal you thought to stop this whole operation and call a rollback or call something to stop it. I mean, dude, you got to understand what your, the responsibility I'm putting on you. You're making a nice living. Don't screw it up.

[Caller]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

That scares me badly. It scares me that your decision making process is that of, oh, well, somebody told me to fuck you. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. No, I didn't say it. Okay, somebody, he had to dump me because I got so emotional that somebody told me to, you know, jump into a fire and it's not going to burn me. No. And when we get in the wintertime, I mean, you're not going to see it much in south Louisiana, but I mean, you know, just don't, don't. Here's the problem with strip club. Don't overreact to what I'm saying either. Don't shut down because the tires half pressure or something. Go to a gas station and fill it up.

[Caller]

But yeah, I mean, I was calling for a manager's call on this. You know, should we unwind the deal? Should we tow it? What do we want to do with.

[John Clay Wolf]

This deal if we knew about it? We do buy cars that have problems that we know about, but if it's not safe to drive, we ain't driving it, period. No way. Why would you do that?

[Caller]

I wasn't sure how bad you all wanted this car. I wanted to get it delivered like, like I'm being paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? But, but you got to understand, if she would have swerved out and hit oncoming traffic and killed her and killed the people in the car, we'd be out of business, dude. I mean, we wouldn't be out of business, but I would spend the next two years in the courtroom. The insurance company would obviously drop us. We'd have trouble getting insured. We probably have to change the name and start over under a Different name because the. We'd be uninsurable. So take this as your official write up. It's you. I don't care what anybody told you. It's you. You're on. You're gonna. You get three write ups. And this is two. This isn't one. This is two. Do not ever, ever do that again or I'm gonna send you to hr. Our HR lady's good looking, so don't do something stupid to go see her. But. But man, you got to be careful.

[Caller]

Okay, I understood. I'll keep that in mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you, thank you. You got pickups today?

[Caller]

I'm on a pickup right now. I'm gonna pick up a sweet 2014 Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where.

[Caller]

Denim Springs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Denim Springs. Make sure it's not floody. Open the trunk and look under the spare tire. If the spare tire has debris under it, that could have been one of those flood cars.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[DJ Pre K]

And make sure when you start the car you use the right key, not the valet key.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Bobbo]

What happened?

[DJ Pre K]

One of the drivers picked up a Honda Accord and they call me and they're having all kinds of problems. Problems like, man, I can't figure this out. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going. Well?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they had the wrong key. This is the valet key. You know, it happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

It happens. That's not dangerous.

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[DJ Pre K]

They called me on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many drivers do you have? How many people are working on your crew?

[Caller]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four. Okay. Is most of it coming out of Baton Rouge?

[Caller]

I want to say 75 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you charging me from Baton Rouge to Lafayette to look to the Holden pin. No, it's too much. Okay, we got it. We got it. We've got to get a holding pad pin in Baton Rouge. You charged me 100 from Baton Rouge. Lavia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much. You're fired.

[Caller]

It's three hour run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what were you getting paid up here by the hour when you were working in Dallas?

[Caller]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's $30. Why are you worth a hundred now?

[Caller]

Wear and tear on my vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your car cost?

[Caller]

I'm in a. I'm in a 2003 Corolla.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

So I got? 215.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a 500 car that I'm paying depreciation on a hundred thousand dollar car. All right, I'll give you a car to drive, but 100 from Baton Rouge. Laughing is too much, boss. We gotta adjust that. It's just too much. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. Come on now I understand it's not just you, it's you and another. So it's not going to be $30 and I understand and you're working worth more than 10. You're worth 15. But, but back off the throttle a bit and let's tighten up, be more efficient and not be stupid. I love you. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. God, that was a downer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun. Debbie Downer here on Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Had to be done, had to be said.

[Bobbo]

Next level you got Debbie and Richardson said Debbie, let's see how we could fire you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not, not like it was last weekend. That was always fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened last week?

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a couple of people in here that you sort of ran through the ringer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Two weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was that two weeks ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

My bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That was an interesting concept in itself.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got there jd let's.

[J.D. Ryan]

See what we have. Speaking of crazy people in radio. If you work in radio you're likely to be subject to a psychopath. They say they there's a new article coming that came out that said the number one job likely to attract psychopathic behavior is actually a CEO. But number two is a journalist. Number three is a radio presenter going on to police, clergy, salesmen, surgeons, lawyers and chef. That's your top ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio is number three.

[J.D. Ryan]

The radio is number three.

[Bobbo]

There can be no doubt about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about. Yeah. People that have been in this business for most of their lives. Absolutely.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. you're biting it most of your life.

[Caller]

Oh, I sure have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Landy Parr always said, you remember boy, boy, you're talk. You're talking about someone who gets excited about making a living talking down a pipe and hearing themselves.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing wrong with that.

[Bobbo]

Well, you talk down that pipe, right, they think they know you out of two.

[J.D. Ryan]

They want to see underwear out of Utah. A Tesla sedan with a seti. Semi autonomous. Is that the word? Autopilot feature rear ended a fire department truck at 60 miles an hour apparently without the breaking, braking for impact. The crash which the Tesla driver was slightly injured, not killed comes as a federal safety agency investigates the performance of the Tesla. Some folks thought the Tesla was just committing suicide. What in the world?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my 4 year old facetiming me right now. What do you want, kid? Kid, what do you want? Wait, what are you doing? We're on the radio. Yeah, I'll be home a little bit. Be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

What in the world?

[John Clay Wolf]

My 4 year old just FaceTimed live 4 times in a row. I'm like, man says something wrong? No, nothing was wrong. He learned how to talk. That's what's wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha. Oh, you're gonna have such a fun weekend and you're not feeling well. That's going to be good. Go home. Out of Panama City. Where else but Florida? Trailer park resident known as Santa Claus has been convicted of breaking into the neighbor's unit and leaving her notes and pairs of panties that he wanted her to try on Eastro. Lee Sanchez, his name. 59. Looks just like Old St. Nick. And Sanchez illegally entered her home and left panties on the bed repeatedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Santa Claus named Sanchez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, pretty much after being arrested. After being arrested, they heard him exclaim as he rode out of sight. Now, I won't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Santa Claus white, black, Latino or other?

[J.D. Ryan]

These Santa Claus. Yeah, I believe he's white. I'm pretty sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at all the white guys. Like, yeah, he's white.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen. Yes. Coca Cola. They've had him on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you never seen black Santa Claus in a. In an African American family's home?

[J.D. Ryan]

Only in movies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, what do you think?

[Bobbo]

Ah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Santa Claus has to be a Muslim if he. What are a Jew?

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a Muslim. But there were a lot more. What were they over in the day? Way back.

[Bobbo]

Jewish druids. No, pagans.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did Santa Claus come to be Saint Nick?

[Bobbo]

The original 1500s.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did this thing get created?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

1500S.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the religion of choice back in the 1500s?

[Bobbo]

It was new Christianity. There was a lot of pagan still, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Bobbo]

That's how they got it to catch on in Europe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is a pagan white, black, Latino or other Old white.

[Bobbo]

Say original, like old money, original white. That's why Easter holiday, we have the eggs and the rabbit and everything. These are. These are pagan symbols that they added to the. That they allowed within a Christian holiday because Christian Christianity just wasn't catching on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they brought on an Easter bunny.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And for those just tuning in, this is actually Memorial Day weekend. It's not Christmas. It's not Easter. Must be a repeat. They're talking about Santa Claus.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, do you want to give a sermon to a hat tip to the serviceman?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you bet. You know, and Memorial Day, remember, is for those who have fallen. Right. During, you know, foreign conflicts since time out of my mine. Right.

[Caller]

For.

[Bobbo]

For literally centuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Okay. That's who we honor on Memorial Day. So. And if you have family you know, cemetery out there somewhere. You know, visit the site, pay. Pay a little respect. Pay a little tribute. If you've got living family members serving, you know, bring them into the fold, too. That's a. That's more than a job, you know, it's. It's an adventure, and it's something we should. We should absolutely appreciate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very good. And yeah, the. The whole Happy Memorial Day didn't really work. It's really a moment to. To pause and reflect on those that have given the ultimate sacrifice for our country.

[John Clay Wolf]

To polish your guns so we can go to war with North Korea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's don't do that. Let's. Why you had to go there. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Trump? Stuff like, you know, we really want to meet with Kim Jong Un, but if he's going to keep being bad, we're more than ready to blow him up.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you know what Kim Jong Un did? You know he did. But now the T takeaway clothes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, he did.

[Bobbo]

Yes, he did. Yes, he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's exactly what he did. Yeah. Yes. He reached his hand out and went there. Psyche mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did Trump bail out? Well, I've got 40 seconds. I really don't quite understand.

[Bobbo]

Why does our president do anything straight up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, J.D. why did Trump bail out?

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't. Kim Jong pulled the plug. Said, I'm not going to meet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought we did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, Trump said, I'm sorry that we're going to have to call this off, but we would like to still do it at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I thought it was us that canceled. All right, well, anyway, happy Memorial Day weekend, everybody. Be safe with the lake. Don't be stupid. Remember, the lake guys are out there checking life vest and DWIs. For those of y' all who've lived under a tree, you can get a DWI on the lake now, so be careful. My name is John Clay. Wolf Falker, out. Locker out.

[Bobbo]

I'm out. Back to the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time is money. Let's get you some Podbean.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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