#151 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.02.18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #151 Recap

Date: June 2, 2018 (Aired: February 13, 2026)
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Regulars & Crew: Bobbo, Turley, JD (Out this week; recurring phone-ins), DJ PreK
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This week’s episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show finds the crew juggling cars, comedy, and chaos as they expand their affiliate reach to Las Vegas. The team keeps things loose (and often irreverent), riffing on sports mishaps, pop culture scandals, and the weird world of buying and selling cars live on air. The show’s recurring themes of family dysfunction, FCC-dodging humor, and bursts of rock nostalgia remain front-and-center, alongside a running feud between John and Bobbo over show production "campiness."

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Highlights & Key Segments

1. Behind-the-Scenes Drama: Technical & Production Snafus

[03:24, 32:16, ~61:00 & throughout]

• Las Vegas Launch Woes: The crew struggles to confirm their show’s on-air status in Las Vegas, blaming “Tree” the engineer for technical hiccups.
• Bobbo as New Program Director: Tension simmers (and explodes) between John and Bobbo over show intros and production choices, with John pushing for “deeper cuts” and less “camp.”
  • Notable Exchange:
    • John: “Normal stations do the intros like you did. And I want to be better than normal.” (116:14)
    • Bobbo: “You don't have to worry about peripheral stuff like that, John.” (117:12)

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2. Sports Recap: NBA Finals Blunder

[05:44 – 07:47]

• A dissection of J.R. Smith’s infamous gaffe during the NBA Finals (Cavs vs. Warriors) where, not aware the game was tied, Smith ran out the clock after an offensive rebound.
  • Quote:
    • John: “That’s a hard way to learn math. Are you kidding me, Turley?” (06:39)
  • The gang riffs on sports “bonehead” moments and the viral meme fallout.

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3. Live Car Bids & Wild Calls

(Scattered throughout; e.g., 08:03, 12:43, 35:28, 84:41, 92:48, 103:18)

• Listeners from across Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Houston, Las Vegas, and beyond call in to get quick price quotes on vehicles, with John providing offers in his signature blunt style.

  • Running gags about high-mileage “junkers,” the importance of sending car photos, and “boob jobs” (vehicle modifications).

• Notable Call:

  • Melanie, trying to unload a high-mileage Lexus:
    • John: “If you were 103, I wouldn’t be spending a bunch of money on your ass trying to get y’all in love with me. But if I…” (08:37)

• Lighthearted exchanges even during grim topics (e.g., a caller discussing her mother’s recent car accident, 50:03).

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4. Roseanne Barr, Samantha Bee & Cancel Culture

[16:07 – 18:15, & revisited with 'Rush Limbaugh' @68:03 onward]

• The crew dives into Roseanne Barr’s firing after her racist tweet, comparing it to other comedy controversies:

  • John: “I can’t believe that they canceled…they finally have a hit and they kill it over something that…that, wow, man, that scares me.” (16:26)
  • Turley: “I don’t remember Dave Chappelle ever comparing Valerie Jarrett to a primate.” (16:57)
  • Bobbo: “[About Roseanne]: I mean, I can’t say I’m gonna miss her…” (18:40)

• Samantha Bee’s insult toward Ivanka Trump is also debated ("feckless c—you next Tuesday"), with John emphasizing the double standards of TV outrage.

• Rush Limbaugh’s Call-in Bit:

  • “Maybe we should have seen this coming with Roseanne Barr…She’s jabbing Valerie Jarrett in a somewhat racial undertone, but…I understand they’re friends.” (69:35)

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5. Live Listener Party Promotion & Sponsor Shout-outs

[04:48, 30:00, recapped before nearly every break]

• Listener Party Details:
  • Date: Sunday, June 10th
  • Location: Alamo Drafthouse in Irving (next to the Toyota Music Factory)
  • Reason: “JCW show listener appreciation party” for Dallas-Fort Worth fans, with T-shirt & ticket giveaways, drinks, food, and possible appearances from concert acts (Tesla, Joan Jett, Stix).
• Repeated push for listeners to register at johnclaywolf.com.

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6. Music, Nostalgia & Rock ‘n’ Roll

[29:07, 33:16, 39:44, 39:51, 53:03]

• Heated rankings of Tesla/Styx/Joan Jett, with John repeatedly insisting Tesla deserves top billing ("Tesla’s better than Stix and Joan Jett!” — 29:11).
• A run of classic rock tunes and banter over “good taste in music” for nationwide affiliates; Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles jokes abound.
  • Turley: “Why would you do that on the spot? Dance for me, monkey.” (36:29)

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7. Running Comedy Bits & Show Inside Jokes

(Throughout)

• White, Black, Latino or Other: DJ PreK hosts a segment profiling a “public pool leg shaving” incident (90:08), group guesses the perpetrator’s ethnicity, landing on “white trash.”
• Copious Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder, and Ray Charles jokes—pushing the envelope on “bad taste” humor, usually self-aware (“The Stevie Wonder Ray Charles jokes are in good taste; the Helen T. Keller jokes pushing it.” – John, 45:41).
• Self-satire on being “campy,” “doing the Lord's work” (mocking televangelists and their airplane fundraising: “If you can get closer to the heavens, you could pay more for these cars…” – 54:30).

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8. Family, Dysfunction, and Personal Tales

[131:18–134:35]

• John shares deeply personal stories of family financial dynamics—paying for siblings, student loans, and his late mother, interweaving humor with moments of candor.
  • “You want somebody to hate your guts? Give them $100 every Tuesday for six months. Then one Tuesday, don’t give it to them…” (133:07)

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Memorable Quotes, Banter & Classic Moments

• “You know, you’ve got that age and you want 64…Sometimes you want to do what, though?” – John (01:54)
• “Why the hell are we on in Port A, are we?” – John, blown away by the network's reach (62:08)
• “If you’re gonna be a bear, be a great grizzly…Not 500, 10 grand.” – John on borrowing money (134:24)
• “Love will find a way. Love is what? Find a way. Love will find a way.” – John, singing Tesla (29:54)
• “I just wanted to make sure you knew you were back. Bobbo is back, everybody!” – John, after a producer roast (118:15)

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Notable Segments by Timestamp

| Topic/Segment | Timestamp | |-------------------------------------------------|--------------| | NBA Finals/J.R. Smith Blunder | 05:44–07:47 | | Roseanne Firing Discussion & Rush Limbaugh bit | 16:07–18:15; 68:03 onward | | White, Black, Latino or Other (leg shaving) | 90:08 | | Tesla/Styx/Joan Jett lineup debate & party promo| 29:07, 39:44, 53:03 | | John's family money stories | 131:18–134:35| | Listener Call: High-mileage Lexus | 08:03 | | Listener Call: Emotional sale post-mother’s accident | 50:03 | | Listener Party Details (repeated) | 04:48, 30:00, 84:08 | | Stevie Wonder/Ray Charles joke run | 36:28–37:18 |

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Tone & Language

The show’s language is brash, direct, and often irreverent, blending Texas charm, caustic wit, and just enough self-deprecation to keep things from being mean-spirited. They willingly cross lines for laughs, but regularly note (sometimes with exasperation) how those lines are always moving in a “cancel culture” America.

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For New Listeners

If you’re new to the show (especially in Vegas), here’s what to expect:

• A wild, fast-paced blend of car buying/negotiation live on air
• Unfiltered takes on pop culture and sports
• Roving arguments and banter between host and crew about bits, music, and show style
• Irreverent humor—sometimes groan-worthy, often aimed at themselves
• Audience participation, local shout-outs, and plenty of shameless plugs for cars, T-shirts, and upcoming parties

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To join the ride (or sell your car):

• Listener party details, giveaway info, and show recap at johnclaywolf.com
• Car appraisals, job opportunities, and more at givemethevin.com

Final Word:
As John summarizes their appeal:
“Our show’s about…anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.” (Episode tagline)

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

Time to wake up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. It's time to get up. Time.

[Caller/Listener]

Time to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Whatever. Someone's cr. You should be happy. So here we go, folks. Here we go. In three, two, it's showtime.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to the world we knew? There you go, Roy. You like that? Yeah. You get me?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is for you, man. Little Stevie. Little Stevie. Little Stevie. Good morning, everybody. Hey, Bob.

[Turley]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Turley. JD's. JD's off screwing off. He ain't here today. Good morning, everyone.

[Turley]

Yeah. Did you see the. The photo he sent yesterday?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Isn't he supposed to be, like, our tropical islander?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Isn't he at, like, the arm? The. He's at Port Aransas.

[Turley]

Do they have casinos in Port Aransas?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Does he look like he's inside a casino to me? And it wasn't. Not a good casino. He looked like the inside of the Golden Nugget.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is getting old. It's heaven.

[Turley]

Do you think it'd be like JD to say he's going somewhere and actually go somewhere else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like throwing a trail, throwing some shade? Yeah, because he's got his gal with him.

[Turley]

I don't know, but you get. You get that age. You know? JD's 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You get that age and you want 64. Sometimes you want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is 64. You want to do what, though? And a half Is he really? How old are you, Roy?

[Turley]

66.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know y' all are the same age.

[Turley]

Yeah, that Roy and JD are practically cousins.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to get up in that mic when you talk. By the way, Roy and jd. Roy is my uncle. Maybe that comes to the. The why J. JD and I get along so well. There's blood there, right? Roy, what are you doing, man? I hadn't figured it all out yet, man. You go. What?

[Caller/Listener]

I hadn't figured it all out yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the story today? Are you gonna take. Did you see the new. Give me the VIN bus.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm the one been dealing with it all the time. Yeah, I saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anything wrong with it?

[Turley]

Not now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put a 200 battery in it. Yeah, why don't y' all take the Runs in it today. Does it only have two chairs in it? Oh, no, no, no.

[Turley]

I gotta move around too fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't work.

[Caller/Listener]

I got 12 pickup and got three peoples.

[Turley]

So that.

[Caller/Listener]

That don't sound good either.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you need to be. You need to be on this mic. Get away from him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Las Vegas. The Mountain 93.2, our new affiliate starting this morning. I'm assuming that all that is going down correctly. Houston, Austin, San Antonio, Baton Rouge, Oklahoma City, of course, hometown. Dallas. Next Sunday. What time? Damn it, I forgot.

[Turley]

I just some time in the.

[Bobbo]

Four to six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four to six? Four to six, not three? What have you got?

[Bobbo]

Four to six? Alamo Drafthouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. Okay, so here's what happened. Bob. They. They had a falling out at the Toyota Music Center. The tenant, Billy Bob, the guy that created Billy Bob? Yeah, yeah. He got all sideways with the people that own the Toyota Music center. And he said, screw ya, I'm breaking my lease. I'm walking out here and I'm closing down Big Beat Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we're like, well, what are we gonna do with our show? We're having our Give me the Van Bow and Jim bash in our JCW show listener party there. The first time we've ever done one in Dallas Fort Worth for next Sunday. I don't know. We've already marketed it. People have already registered for the T shirts. We've already got dancing girls and alcohol coming. So they say, I don't know. So we sent Radio Ronnie out there. She secured a new location. Talked to the Alamo Drafthouse, which is like 10 steps from the front door of the. Of the concert. 4 to 6. You can read it off, Turley.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's upstairs in the patio bar area, which is really cool. I don't know. Have you been over there yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. It's a perfect location for the party. Okay, free parking. If you go to the Irvin Tower garage, just tell them you're parking for the Alamo Drafthouse. You can park there for free. So four to six at the Alamo Drafthouse. That's next Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's next Sunday, June 10th. It's our. Our thousandth and seventeenth show. We did this in Houston seventeen shows ago for a thousandth show. And we're going to do it for our listeners in Dallas Fort Worth and meet you guys. Go to john claywolf.com to register for free. Sell that T shirt and we'll have.

[Bobbo]

T Shirts out there you can register for and passes to Tex Plex park. And you can. We'll have some other good giveaways too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Cool, cool, cool. 800-800-723-48800. Radio for those of you who are new to this deal, you call in and explain your car, year, make, model, average, rough or clean. I throw a number at you and then we make a deal. If we make a deal, then I buy the car. If we don't, then I don't in the website, you can put it in on his givemetheven.com Turley, what, what happened to. I. I missed the first game of the.

[Bobbo]

How did you miss the first game in the NBA Finals?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it.

[Bobbo]

LeBron. Basically it's LeBron versus Golden State. Put up 51. He should have had like 20 assists, but his teammates and Uncle Roy, you watched the game, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man.

[Bobbo]

His teammates are just a bunch of rags. That's all they are like a church squad. They're terrible. So they, they're, they're tied. Go basically have one more shot before they go to overtime to win it with four seconds left. Guy misses the free throw. J.R. smith gets a rebound and instead of, what do you do? You get the ball. Four seconds left. John, what would you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Well, you know what he does?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd sell that bitch.

[Bobbo]

He takes the ball and starts dribbling the ball out, running down the almost to the other side of the court thinking, oh, we're up by one, game's over, I'm just gonna run the clock out. LeBron's yelling at him, shoot the ball, shoot the ball. And he's just looking at him in his stony looking face like, huh, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do I do here?

[Bobbo]

So they end up going to the overtime and losing in overtime to Golden State.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they were up by one when he was dribbling.

[Bobbo]

No, they were tied.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can't do math. And see, that's why those athlet need to score. Good on that sat. Yes, that is a for. I mean that's a perfect, perfect example of why the no pass, no play rule was created. This guy has skipped math class all his life. All his life. And he gets to the finals of the world champion of the basketball world and his math let him down. God bless America. That's hard. That's a hard way to learn math. Are you kidding me, Turley? No, that's what he did.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what he did. That's what he talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

We thought I was up one.

[Caller/Listener]

We was up one. He ain't up nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You tired? They're great.

[Bobbo]

Now, there's all these memes out there on Twitter where people are reenacting the shot and this guy, J.R. smith, and they're taking the ball and dribbling the back like through cities. You just keep going the wrong way, dribbling out the clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's as bad as a pro super bowl moment. Hand the running back the ball and he runs the wrong way and scores for the team. It's that bad.

[Bobbo]

It's Jim Marshall. Remember, it's the old, old NFL films. That guy in the Vikings ran the wrong way when he recovered the fumble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's.

[Bobbo]

I think it's top that because this is in the finals. That was just a playoff game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Melanie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Melanie?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, Melanie?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2007 Lexus. Is 350 okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Miles.

[Caller/Listener]

A little over 200,000. 200 and 400. 200,000. 466.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Almighty.

[Caller/Listener]

I know, but, man, it was good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did the junkyard offer you for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't even looked. It's a junkyard. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 200 on it. 200.

[Caller/Listener]

I know, but she runs good. You know, them things get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are you?

[Caller/Listener]

40.

[John Clay Wolf]

40. So if you were. If you had 200, 000 miles on you, have you. I mean, that'd be like being 103. And if you were. If you were. If you were 103, I wouldn't be spending a bunch of money on your ass trying to get y' all in love with me. But if I.

[Turley]

If.

[Caller/Listener]

But if I went to the gym every day and worked out and looked good still, you would still be looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can do that at 40? You're damn right. But this car is not 40. It's 103, and I'll give two grand.

[Caller/Listener]

That's why you need to help me out so I can go get me a 2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? Where? Seagullville.

[Caller/Listener]

Poolville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Poolville. Poolville. Poolville. Put it in the system. Go to givemetheven.com and load it in. I'm thinking 2 to 3,000 bucks. That's all.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you're killing the miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's killing me. Put the air on, dj it's hot as hell in here. My God almighty, she's getting me all hot and bothered. This car is getting me hot. The sun's getting me hot. Damn. Send me a picture. YouTube when you send pictures. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

So that's what you do on the show for the new listeners in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning Vegas. Hello, listener. New listener. Where are you from? Hello? Hello? Hello. You're in there. Oh, I lost him. So, Roy, you got a big day. What are you gonna do this Saturday? You got work? You're working this Saturday? This Saturday, right now. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got 15 pickup. What do you think I'm gonna do? 15 pick up with three people?

[John Clay Wolf]

15. So do you. I asked you the other day if you need more drivers.

[Turley]

I didn't need no motor. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you need more drivers?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't need. I need some a day. I don't probably not need another money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna need them because we bought 250 cars this week just downstairs on just that deal. You're gonna need them. So. Okay, tell people if you go to jobs. Givemetheven.com it's a Fort Worth based. You can work for Uncle Roy as a driver. What do you pay these people?

[Caller/Listener]

10 bucks out.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 bucks an hour rains sneet of snow. Okay, 10 bucks an hour [e-mail]. how many people you need for and what's your profile for the people you hire?

[Caller/Listener]

They can't be, you know, I'm going.

[John Clay Wolf]

To run a check on them. Okay.

[Turley]

Driving record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got to be clean. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, no past records.

[John Clay Wolf]

No past? What? No past. Like drugs.

[Turley]

Drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drugs. Drugs.

[Turley]

Drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drugs. Pablo drugs, he says.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you had a problem with drugs in the past with other employees? I got one now.

[Caller/Listener]

I call him Crackhead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what it is. Is he recovered crackhead, or is he current?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you know, he says he recovered, but you know, I have to deal with him. Cause he do a bunch of little stuff, you know, like mechanic work, you know, saving me a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, and I had to kind of put up with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you'll let a crackhead with a, with a trade? Yeah, yeah, I can. With a trade.

[Caller/Listener]

I can go further with him than one without a trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Yeah, you're, you're a fine, fine man, Roy. Because I mean, a lot of people would immediately think that neck tattoo says failure, but no, it's his handyman.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, you got to fail with me. You know, I, I don't judge you by your past.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where do these people go? Where are you driving? Where are you driving them?

[Caller/Listener]

San Antonio, Oklahoma. Milling to shreveport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 300 mile loop around Dallas, Fort Worth. Yeah. How many people you need?

[Caller/Listener]

I need four now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four.

[Turley]

I need a max of 12 peoples.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, and you know, and I can keep 12 busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Rick need any down in, in Houston or is he okay?

[Bobbo]

I haven't heard anything from him about that yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick, you probably will too. So give me a call if you mean to put a shout out for some Houston drivers too. Yeah, just go to jobs. Givemetheven.com and we're also hiring some more buyers. Buyers for the buyer. Room 800-800-7234 Robert and Wiley, Texas. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you. John. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, I'm good. You're gonna come see us next, next Sunday at the concert.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I plan on being there. You know, I, I, I'm gonna try to make it. I guarantee you I'm gonna make it, but I'm gonna try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our listener party is gonna be 4 to 6 at the Alamo Drafthouse right outside the doors of the concert. And we're, we'll have T shirts and meet all, meet all you guys, the listeners and food and beer and all that good stuff. Okay, what have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Sir, I got a 14 MKX.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a sunset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that orange?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a burnt red. Burnt red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff on your loan? Yeah, the 60 on it is going to hurt it. I'm wondering if you're upside down. Did you put any money down when you bought it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah. Well no, I traded in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what your payoff is? How much it is?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

About 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You're okay. I was afraid you're gonna say 21.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's about 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people get 10 shades of screwed up in these cars and they can't see their way out of them. Mkx, it's sunset. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't. It's all leather though and got navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have chrome wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it the two wheel drive or the all wheel drive? The and is it a four set way? It's an X. It's an X. So they're all six cylinders. It's going to be a two wheel drive and it's a sunset. Any damage history?

[Caller/Listener]

Not that I know of. I've only been with her a couple years so not that I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 13, $14,000 buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, it says 18 is what it says it should go for.

[John Clay Wolf]

But where's. I love that it says it should go for. Well, hell, if it says that, then I need to give that. Who. Who's. Who's making these decisions for me. Who's What? Computer page says 18.

[Caller/Listener]

I tried to find your website, but I couldn't remember the name. So anyway, I went to a VIN number place had to pay 15 bucks to get the information.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you went to carfax, and that's retail. No. Go to give me the vin. Give me the vi N. That's my website. Put the VIN number or the plate number in it. My system will hit it for you right now. Givemetheven.com My name is John Claywolf. Good morning to everybody. Be right back.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10, join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving, next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemetheven.com bow and Jim bag. Rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92. 5.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com the Firing of Roseanne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roseanne going after Valerie Jarrett, ABC Entertainment President. Roseanne's Twitter statement is abhorrent. She shouldn't have said it. She knows she shouldn't have said it.

[Caller/Listener]

Repugnant and inconsistent with our values.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have decided to cancel her show. Canceled.

[Turley]

Cancel.

[Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800- radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's unbelievable.

[Announcer]

Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. I'm not saying what she said is good, bad or indifferent. I'm gonna go ahead and say it was bad, bad taste. I mean, there's no question. Chris Rock, Dave Chappelle, they've all done the same bit. Angry old white woman does it, okay. Throw. Throw tomatoes at her. But I cannot believe that they canceled the number. TV is. Has a problem. Weeknight tv.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they finally have a hit and they killed it over something. That's. That, that, wow, man, that scares me.

[Turley]

I don't remember Dave Chappelle ever comparing Valerie Jarrett to a primate.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've all done bad, bad taste humor like that. Dude, I've listened to all that stuff all my life. I can't think of it off the top of my head. But I'm telling you, all of them.

[Turley]

All of them, it's a new time. You heard about the Samantha Bee thing, right? Okay. On her program on TBS on. Was it Tuesday night, Turley. Wednesday night, she more or less called Ivanka Trump, the president's daughter, a feckless. See you next Tuesday. And of course, it was censored on tbs, but, you know, it's like I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell now, who is that woman that you're talking about?

[Turley]

I have no idea. Samantha Beast. She was one of the underlings on the. On the Daily Show. Okay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she is. That's the president's daughter.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did she get in trouble?

[Turley]

There's a lot of backlash. Yeah. She may lose her job over it. I don't know. I've never seen the Samantha Be show or Roseanne for that matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clayton Bigby, I mean, you haven't heard Chappelle do that kind of humor. Clayton Bigby, the black white supremacist.

[Turley]

Well, he had a point.

[Bobbo]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a black white guy that works for a white black guy. Let me get it straight. And I'm scared to even talk about him. Dj, how are you?

[Bobbo]

What's going down, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. It's DJ Prek, everybody. I mean, you know, I. I'm sorry about. I don't know if you've ever felt like I've made fun of you being a white black guy or black white guy, whatever you are. Oh, no. I just want you to know that you're just one of us. You're just in the family. We don't judge you by your. But by the color of your skin.

[Bobbo]

From the heart, man. That's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is real. And how were you affected by this Roseanne bar tweet this week?

[Bobbo]

I mean, I. I can't say I'm gonna miss her. You know, I've never been a fan of no Roseanne show. I mean, Chappelle's show, at least he was funny about it, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But now you are a white person that identifies as a black person sometimes.

[Bobbo]

You know, on Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Speaking of, dj, does a white black, Latino or other a bit that we do here on the show? We might get into that in a minute. We missed it last week, didn't we? Did we miss white black Latino rather? Last week?

[Bobbo]

I think it was a week before, you know, we. We made up for it last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. And Fort Worth is 17Z71 with 14,000mile LTZ lifted leather nav roof Sounds pretty. Sounds real pretty.

[Caller/Listener]

It is pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black. Black wheels, Black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking, you know, 38,000. Does that sound right?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

40?

[Caller/Listener]

Nah. I tend to get a little more than that to walk away from this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's take a look at it. Let me see pictures of it. I've got to see pictures of it to fall in love with it. Go to givemetheven.com you can load it up into my system now. Remember, the number that it's automatically going to throw at you will not include the lift because it obviously can't tell that it has a conversion. So don't get offended when it hits you with number. I mean, the thing can't read, you know, I mean, it can read binary code, but it can't read pictures. If you should go to givemetheven.com love to buy it. Austin. Austin and Oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

Regular business hours are Monday through Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

9Am who the hell is this? All right, the name was Austin in Oklahoma. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Tibo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tibo. Tibo.

[Caller/Listener]

Say, y' all forgetting all about what Samantha B. Said about our president's daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful. Don't get me kicked off the radio. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

That's what baba just said.

[Caller/Listener]

If they want to kick Roseanne bar off, I mean, they. They need to think about doing something with that white girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. I agree. Did you see the lady that roasted President Trump at the press dinner? A couple. That last name Wolf a couple of weeks ago?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I did. What do you think about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

She, you know, she's just a mousy little old loudmouth. Some of it was funny. I can handle comedy. I mean, I. I don't care. You know, I'm just not. I'm just not offended.

[Turley]

Isn't that the thing about the correspondence dinner, though? They keep getting comedians to tell jokes at the correspondent's dinner, and then they say, why we get a comedian to tell jokes at the correspondence dinner.

[John Clay Wolf]

He really busted his balls. He really, really went over. Over overboard rick in Brownsville, Texas. 07 Solstice with 34, 000 miles. Is it GTP?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a GTP?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brownsville, Texas, down on the border. Wow. Five, six grand. Five, four, four, five, six grand. I need to see pictures. I need to see the VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and then I can email you a specific offer. That car's got a few different options. I need to see it to know it all right. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the Listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving, next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemethe vin.com bow and jim bags rock out and enjoy a brew with John Cleveland Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus pick up your free John Clay Wolf Show T shirt register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show Listener appreciation Party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92. 5.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up.

[Caller/Listener]

Guess what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I smuggled a whole bunch of fireworks back in my anus. Fireworks aren't illegal here. You could have just driven them up here.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Wolf Show.

[Turley]

Welcome back.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Been a while.

[Announcer]

Presented by gimmetheven.com welcome back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to be back.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did anybody call in our breakfast?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Pre K is calling right now, which is an interesting call. I'd love to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's calling La Madeleine. Yes, Pre K. Do you speak French?

[Bobbo]

He's on the phone with him right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to hear that. Yeah. Y' all got any grits and gravy.

[Turley]

Now? You got waffles? You gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want some chickens on my waffles.

[Turley]

Look at him. You can put some chicken and waffles. Do you do that? La Madeleine. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Who the hell is this? Hello, you're on the air. What you got? Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2012 with 11,000 miles. Dodge Ram, 2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller/Listener]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth. Leather. So it's a Laramie. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Mega cab or a crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

Believe it's four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is. Why does $37,000 come to mind? Is that too much? It sounds 35, 36. 37 is what my gut's telling me. Does this sound right?

[Caller/Listener]

You're right for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a four wheel drive Laramie with a roof in 11,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. And it's got a cattle garden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Custom.

[Caller/Listener]

Bed with LEDs, tail light.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't like that. Can you put the old stuff back in? When people. When people start geeking their cars out. No, wait. This car has 11. 11. Not 111, but 11,000 miles. Right. You there? Hello? Talk to me. Okay, let me see.

[Caller/Listener]

11, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you just said I bought it like that. So you bought it used?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd you buy it from?

[Caller/Listener]

Cross country Chevrolet in Cherokee, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and how many miles run it when you bought it? About.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll say about 10. 10,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are you selling it now?

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't really like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

About six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

500 miles in six months. Damn. You work from home or did you break your bag? What did you pay for it at Cherokee Country Chevrolet, Indian outlaw?

[Caller/Listener]

I paid 29,000 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, listen, you don't have your stuff straight. Let's just start over. I like you and I'm not trying to be mean. But you, you. You're all ten shades of screwed up here. You did not buy a 2012 Cummins four wheel drive Laramie with leather roof and nav with 10,000 miles. Oh, let's call it 10,500 from anything from any franchise dealer that's in business for $28,000. Did not happen. Unless it's a flood title, a salvage remarketed title, or a lemon law buyback. Okay, so you need to get your stuff together. Go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number into the system, and let's figure out what you got. You sure it's a diesel?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a common.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I mean, if you did, then, you know, we. We bought. Then a lot of people missed the mark all the way around. And everybody's gonna make money on me, and that's fine. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Turley]

Do you think there's a possibility he was like, Ambien truck shopping?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe. What's ambient truck shopping?

[Turley]

You know about the Ambien, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What's that?

[Turley]

That's what Roseanne said her problem was that she was Ambien's. This, this, this prescription pill you take when you need to sleep, you just can't sleep. You ever had that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And you sleep. I mean, oh, man. You take Ambien and you go to sleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I go to Europe to visit my Danish in laws, the Abba people, I have gin and tonic and an Ambien, and that's a good cocktail. I'm gone for. I mean, I wake up in Europe.

[Turley]

Yeah. It's a long flight.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I pee myself. That's why I wear a diaper. Do you really wear a diaper? No, I don't But I mean I'm so asleep I should pee myself.

[Turley]

Well, that's the recommended doses. Okay. But a lot of people. Okay. You remember the Quaaludes in Wolf of Wall Street?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Turley]

A lot of people have figured out if you take these ambience and you resist it for long enough, it becomes crazy fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of Wolf of Wall street, the new buyer's room number three is downstairs and we're having a hell of a time down there. Are you? It's a big room, man. It's got a lot of like trading desk. It's kind of like that room of Wolf of Wall Street. It really kind of feels like it. Yeah. We have not been throwing any little people around and we do not have any strippers on the floor yet, but. Yet. But we do plan to have fun. And I need to my wallet somebody from downstairs come up here and grab 200 bills from me and tape them on the TV like we did day before yesterday. And the top two buyers of the day snap those hundreds off the screen at the end of the day at 4 o' clock today. The buying rooms open till 4 o' clock today. By the way, in the give me the VIN. And what that means guys is yeah, I pay our guys tips. You know, I want to keep everybody motivated. And for people who want to sell their cars, all that means is the guy's going to be trying like hell to talk me into giving you more money so. So he can get you to say yes.

[Turley]

A healthy bonus.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a healthy bonus that's good for the company.

[Bobbo]

What was the bonus again? Sorry, I didn't hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just. I'm going to tape two more hundred dollar bills up. First and second place at four o' clock today. For today's business, top buyer of the day gets 100. Snap 100 off the TV screen like we did the other day.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep it real, keep them motivated, keep it fun. Alamo Drafthouse. Speaking of keeping it fun and in person, we're going to meet you guys. We want to do a listener party in Dallas Fort Worth next Saturday, next Sunday. So Tesla, Joan Jet and Sticks are [e-mail] Bowen, Jim Bash, Sticks Jones yet and Tesla. Whatever. I like Tesla the best. Is that okay, Bob?

[Turley]

I don't know. Promoters put these things together in an order so that you can promote them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like people need to know that Tesla is playing because Tesla should be at the top of the bill. Tesla's better than Sticks and Joan Jet.

[Turley]

I don't know about that. Well, that's kind of relative.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hang on. Who. Wait, what's the name? What's the name of the show? DJ Preki. What's the name of the show?

[Bobbo]

It's the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'll be damned. It's the John Clay Wolf Show. Guess what the John Clay Wolf show thinks about the lineup. Tesla is the best band on the lineup.

[Turley]

That's why they're playing at five in the afternoon before anybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right, because they're playing for us. For our pre party and our listener Pre party. It's 4 to 6 at the Alamo Drafthouse. Right when Tess is firing up. Because they're be singing to us.

[Turley]

If you say that to Joan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because love will find a way. Love is what? Find a way. Love will find a way.

[Turley]

It's a yes song.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna find its way back to you because I know you gotta play some Tesla. People don't even know what the hell we're talking about. 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. Just go to john claywolf.com register for a free Average rougher clean T shirt. It says Average rougher clean on the front. Sell that bitch on the back. And the first hundred people that register, they're gonna meet us next Sunday at the listener party. We're gonna give a free T shirt to. Good morning. You're on there. Who's this? Hello? Going once. Person on phone. Yes, it's you. Going twice. Hang up. 800-800-7234 is the 800800 radio. Bobbo is homeless for seven days. Showering at Bushwood. I do need to take you up to the country club and get in and introduce you to the. The locker room attendant so that he can. No, we have to slap him a 20. He gives the wink, wink, nod. 9. You go up there and show.

[Turley]

I appreciate that very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shower and shave and hang out with him and he'll go up to the bar and grab you a drink. It's just like Bushwood. It's just like Caddyshack. You'll have a blast.

[Turley]

Play some racquetball with Judge Smalls.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is no racquetball court. But there is a judge and he is like Judge Smalls.

[Turley]

I can't believe you got me that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. The judge Smalls would be Charlie Guerin, the congressman.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He owns Railhead. Oh, Johnny Manziel made his NFL debut debut last night. He came off the bench for 23 plays, completed 9 of 11 for 80 yards in a loss to the Toronto Argonauts. The Toronto Canadiens.

[Bobbo]

The Argonauts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Argonauts. What the hell's an Argonaut? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

It's Canadian football, man. It's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate Toronto. I hate the Blue Jays. And I'm glad that y' all got. Got us kicked off the station up there. I was relieved when y' all did that, when y' all told that story about Mayor Ford and Justin Bieber getting high and doing drugs and getting arrested for prostitutes, which was not true. And we got kicked off that Toronto station because we offended the state flag, basically.

[Bobbo]

Well, they all did get high. They did drugs, but not together. That was the only difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they got mad about that Turley. That really, really, really made a man. Johnny Manzel's gonna be calling into the show here in a little bit. We're gonna talk about the big loss.

[Bobbo]

To the Argonauts playing professional football, I guess. Again. Should be interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, the Chipmunks coming in. Rush Limbaugh is gonna come by. He's gonna talk about Roseanne. I do want to get rushes take on the Roseanne situation. Good morning, Las Vegas. I think we're on out there. We're supposed to be on, but I hear they're having technical problems, so I don't know if we're gonna. It always happens.

[Bobbo]

Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every single solitary time that we launch a new market, they screw it up. Every single. It is Babo's first week as our show's producer, so I just pitched him these deals, and of course, it's handled. It's handled. Ain't nothing handled.

[Bobbo]

He's the program director now of the show.

[Turley]

Yeah, I don't know if I'd say that exactly, because, like, I put together, you know, openers and rejoiners for the show. Guess what? Five till showtime this morning. Five minutes till showtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's.

[Turley]

Here's a text from John Clay Wolf. Okay, man, get all Stevie Wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can not get all the Stevie Wonder. You can do this. We're gonna do this on one opener.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, what the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's called a curveball. You need to be ready for it. You don't need to call and start talking about it. You're here to do that. You've done a great job on these openers. They sound good this morning. And we're still gonna play the one that we missed in the first. But don't be a big old wine, baby.

[Turley]

No, I'm just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, good lord. Can I give you. I mean, what time does your menstrual cycle. What time do you get off the rag?

[Turley]

I hate to wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you be off the rag by the time we get back from this break?

[Turley]

Any time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to feed you, you've screwed up our affiliate in Vegas.

[Turley]

I screwed up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't think we're on the air. JD's old and gone. There's problems. There's problems. We'll be right back. Attention, everyone. Attention. Welcome back.

[Bobbo]

Welcome back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com and I get back to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go back to sleep. Come on. You need coffee.

[Caller/Listener]

We need coffee.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that an Irish coffee or as we call it in my family, breakfast. Good morning, everyone. Oh, shut up.

[Announcer]

God bless Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? Well, you got to do 50, 50 minute openers. You got, you got a hold of a brown bag account that's got some sounders in it from other radio stations.

[Turley]

It's kind of my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. Good morning, everyone. Now this is a good song. And you think it's bad. Bomb.

[Turley]

Why don't I. Why don't you say I think it's bad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal. Bavo trying to go national, okay? I'm having big meetings with a lot of people, of course, these program directors. Let me catch everyone up. So this morning on the way to studio, this is Babo's first day to prep the show. He's done a nice job. He's pre recorded all these intros and I changed something on the beginning. I said, do this and this. So he just got all swelled up and butt hurt. Still is.

[Turley]

Still. Still kind of hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still is. Okay, and what was the intro that you had that was so freaking important that you wanted to. You had to let it stop everything?

[Turley]

Well, the good news is, folks, you'll hear it next week, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I said play this song and I had a reason and you said why? I said, just trust me on this. I have a reason. I have a reason. If I say I have a reason, I mean I have a reason.

[Turley]

Well, sure you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever watched the Wolf and Pulp Fiction? I talk fast, I think fast, I move fast. Just work with me. It's the same thing.

[Turley]

That's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

The program directors listen to the first 30 seconds of the show and then their phone rings and they're done. And they tell you they listen to it and they don't they don't listen to us at all. K Earth in Los Angeles plays this kind of music.

[Caller/Listener]

Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when the program director from K cues up, he's going to hear this. He's going to be like, hey, man, these guys have good taste in music. Okay? And that's really all you need right there. You want him over and that's why I wanted to play it. What's so funny?

[Bobbo]

Just the facade.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm just wondering what they're gonna think when we pull out the Food Fighters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so, so? So. I mean, just so everybody doesn't think we went soft. Bobbo, you're the funny guy. You're here to make me laugh. Tell me three Stevie Wonder jokes. You got any Stevie Wonder?

[Turley]

I'm not doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, no. Do Stevie Wonder jokes right now. Why would you do that on the spot? Dance for me, monkey.

[Turley]

Stevie Wonder's a legend.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't.

[Turley]

You don't make Stevie Wonder jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stevie Wonder jokes on three. Three, two, one.

[Turley]

Okay. Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new keyboard?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Neither has he.

[Bobbo]

God.

[Turley]

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

No idea.

[Turley]

It was a blind date. 3. Here's a good one. What? Go. Stevie Wonder answering the iron. And you made me do that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Ray Charles?

[Turley]

Well, it's curveball. Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. What's the definition of endless love?

[John Clay Wolf]

No idea.

[Turley]

Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Turley]

It is kind of fun. Okay, okay, check this out. Okay, check this out. Excuse me. Okay, how about this? Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles and Helen Keller walk into a bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Helen Keller. You know why Helen Keller's leg is yellow? No. Because her dog is blind, too. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Ray Andrew in Houston, Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Wrangler with 26,000 miles. Is it lifted? Does it have a boob job?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just a stock rig. Is it soft top or hard top?

[Caller/Listener]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top. Which version? Rubicon Sport.

[Caller/Listener]

Mountain Sport with the black. But it's a Black Bear edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black Bear? I come from the high country. Me and your grandmother, Pocahontas, we start Indian Casino and buy Jeep Wrangler. Well, you know, I was gonna give 20,000 for it, but since it's a Black Bear edition, I mean, I think it's got to be worth 25. Is it leather? No, sir, it's not this 25 buy.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, oh, 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Son. I'll transfer Jeep to you, but you must assume payment at Indian Casino savings and loan for 28,000. Okay, I'll buy Black Bear. Papa Bear. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. I think I will. I need to see the pictures. I might not do 28, but I'll get closer. I'll get close to 20. I got to see the pics. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, listener party next Saturday for Sunday. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Go to john claywolf.com for the details. Before the Tesla concert. The Tesla concert next Sunday, 4 to 6. We're having a listener party at the Alamo Draft house when I meet you guys. Oh, and Joan jets coming to. Oh, and, and sticks.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Joan Jet and Sticks are opening for Tesla. No, no, that's the other way.

[Bobbo]

But it's okay.

[Turley]

Tesla and Joan Jet are opening for sticks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get people familiar with Tesla. Do you have what you want? What you get? Whatever it's called. That's the best song that in love song. We need to do a little Tesla music so people know. They know the music. But some people might not know the name.

[Turley]

Sure. They're that three hit wonder band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobby, in Pecos, Texas. You got a hundred million zillion mile truck out in the middle of the desert. Let's just start. Let's just call it. Let's just call it what it is. You live in the desert and you have a 200,000 mile 04 desert truck like a Toyota Desert Runner. How much more than a thousand dollar bill is it.

[Caller/Listener]

A new listener to the program. Just wanted to see what I could get for it. Just shopping around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think if you put 2000 on the side glass and say you'll take pesos when the illegals. When the illegals are coming by your ranch, they just cross the border down there you got a ride and it's a four wheel drive. I think it's worth. I think it's worth more to them than it. Than it's worth to me. I'm a thousand two thousand dollar guy. Go to give me the vin.com if you want to sell it. So this is Tesla. Love will find a way. If we're on in Las Vegas this morning, that's a wait. Is Vegas butt up to Mexico? That's Arizona.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to do my geography. Does Vega, does Nevada have a border to Mexico?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sucks. So there's no border town, boys town strip deals.

[Turley]

They're north of Arizona and that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas has their own deal. Now prostitution is legal in Vegas. Or is it just not frowned?

[Bobbo]

Not in Vegas, in Nevada, certain areas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, guys, real quick. Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Cause he's married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cause he's married. You don't get it. I get it. Because his bitchy ass wife won't let him hang out with his friends.

[Bobbo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a blind black, white, black, white, Latino, blind cripple, whatever. It's the same crap. Women are mean.

[Turley]

Okay, okay, but how's that joke specific to Stevie Wonder?

[Bobbo]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the funny part, you moron. You're taking stuff way too serious. Way too serious.

[Turley]

Hey, I know funny. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Tesla. This is good. Do you want to sing it, Baba? Can you play it on guitar?

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. Austin, San Antonio. Wichita Falls. Midland, Arkansas. Dallas, Texas. Oklahoma City, Baton Rouge, New Orleans. All these guys out there in radio land. And I think Las Vegas, I don't know. Probably not. Our. Our technician in Vegas that put the show together with Westwood One. His name is Cedar.

[Turley]

Tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cactus.

[Bobbo]

His first name is Tree? Yeah, yeah. We're not on the air right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way. Oh, shoot, wait. Turley has made the determination that if the engineer's name is Tree, that we are not on the air right now. So you think Tree is just not the most attentive? He doesn't have that sense of urgency?

[Turley]

I wouldn't say that. What I'm. All I'm saying about Tree is he is an engineer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we are not a theoretical.

[Turley]

And any kind of technical people. You know what it's like to deal with these people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew a guy's brothers, Cactus and Cedar.

[Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

From Steamboat. And they smoked a lot of grass. And if they had to be somewhere on time. No way, not happening. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're going to go camping, man. You know, we're going to go up to the mountaintop up in, like, Big Red Park. We're going to bring the gear and the dogs. We're going to stay up in the mountain. We're going to stay up there and camp for a few days.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. When are y' all coming back? Don't know, man. You know, we're just going to live off the land.

[Turley]

We're going to try to get an answer from the universe. The first night out there, we're going to go up to the top of the but granola.

[John Clay Wolf]

And before, before we head out there, I'm gonna whip by the studio and hook up the, the connection for some dude out of Texas for Westwood One. Man. But I think I've got all that information. I think I've got it ready to go. Shut up, Cedar. Quit calling me Tree like that. It's not funny. If you, if your name was Cedar and I was like Cedar, Cedar, you would. You think that was cool? No. You too, Cactus.

[Bobbo]

You shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be a racist, Cactus.

[Turley]

I have a first name. You know what? Like don't just call me Tree like my last name. Like you, you can, you know, call me cedar. Everybody does.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 tree. Good morning. Welcome to the program. I'm sure you're hearing this and we're just getting gigging you, dude. That's what we do. We don't have any material so we just make fun of each other and everybody around us. That's that, that's our shtick. That's. That's it. It's like Seinfeld. It's a Show about nothing. J.D. good morning. You're on the air and you want to take. You want to make fun of somebody? Make fun of JD From Oklahoma. I bet you're dressed like Garth Brooks right now.

[Caller/Listener]

Negative, brother. Oil field trash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old field trash.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm shameless. Yukon, Oklahoma. Garth Brooks ruined.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Baton Rouge. I'm just up here stealing their money and their women.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go. That's a real Louisiana boy.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Garth Brooks single handedly ruined country music forever. And you're in Yukon, Oklahoma. You ought to go by the Garth Brooks museum and tell them that. 2012 Ram Bighorn.

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do I have so many listeners on the board right now? On hold with Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder jokes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, the people from downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Biggs.

[Bobbo]

Lieutenant Dan's sent me a couple that I can't read on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why Lieutenant Dan send somebody up here to take this hundred and paste it on the TV so they can see it for the buyer of the day. I'm serious. Helen Keller joke. Hang on, hang on, hang on. J.D. i'm gonna grab. I wanna, I wanna hear this. Help. I don't want to tell a Helen Keller joke.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's probably, probably not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Stevie Wonder Ray Charles jokes are in good taste. The Helen T. Keller jokes pushing it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we're first day in it. Maybe on in Vegas. Probably not a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how can you offend people in Vegas? People that decide to live in Las Vegas and move to Las Vegas. That's a hard person to offend. I mean, look, look at their, their governor. I mean, Liberace. I mean, the two guys that like, you know, the two guys that live together and they live with the white tigers and one of them got his head bit.

[Bobbo]

Siegfried and Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that deal. Remember that bit that I did about six years ago, it got me in trouble on the ESPN Houston.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because I used a political incorrect term about the way that they live in their personal relationship and the way the tiger viewed it. And that's why he bit his head off.

[Turley]

Right, right. But only in Vegas could. Could a lion tamer slash magician meet another career lion tamer slash magician and get together and make a million dollar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ad and have the same taste in clothing.

[Turley]

It's love, John. It's real love.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is love. JD at 12. Ram Bighorn with 74. Is it leather cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the Quad Cab or the Crew Cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Quad cam.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got a small back door, but it's 12. It's going to be upper teens. I need to see it because if it's lifted.

[Caller/Listener]

I thought the Quad Cab was a bigger one. It's got the two full size doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's crooked rat. 20 grand. On the. Off the top of my head, I need to see pictures of the lift. Whenever people start jacking with them, there's people. You've seen it. It's like a boob job. You've seen good ones, you've seen.

[Caller/Listener]

I went medium. I just went with a 3 inch flip so it looks good.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, you know, it's just like a boob job. You see good ones, you see bad ones, you see in betweeners. I got to see these lifts. When y' all go put boob jobs on your trucks, we got to see them. You got to take the shirt up and we got to see them. Before we tell you what we'll Pay, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Drew and Rockwell. I cannot air a Helen Keller joke.

[Caller/Listener]

Cannot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just can't, man. I just can't. I'm just trying to get over that stuff and change my brand. Trying to. Trying to straighten this thing up, get it back on the rails. We'll be back with the church hour here in just a minute.

[Turley]

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[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bobbo's not here. We can bust his balls.

[Bobbo]

That's not the point of this segment, but yes, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be a good buzz. He is so torqued up. He is so out of his element. I've given him all this new responsibility and he's just dropping the ball everywhere he goes. He did a little bit of production yesterday and he thinks he's, like, done this whole. He's done nothing. He's done nothing. We set up a barter deal with La Madeleine, for Christ's sakes, for free breakfast, and you can't even get that done right. I mean, how do you not go pick up free breakfast? How can you not line that up? It's two blocks away. I mean, red in West Texas. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2002 GMC Sonoma SLS crew cab, rare truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, odometer says 190.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless. I hung up. I don't want to hear that crap. The odometer says it's got a million, but it's got a new engine or something. Red. Go to givemethevin.com Please go to the website. If you. If you yank the. If the transmission on your car is hanging behind your double wide patio on a tree branch above the barbecue on a. Come along. Just go. The website. We don't want to talk about on the air. Diane in Dallas, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

2011 Rover HSE. What color range Rover?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with it? Because a lot of times there's something.

[Caller/Listener]

There's nothing wrong with it. The reason why I'm selling it is because. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

My mom passed away in a car accident.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. It wasn't this car, was it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I didn't know if it was insurance, anything. Yeah, she had no insurance, so I'm willing to sell my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna drive if you sell this?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna drive her. Her old car, but she wrecked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said she died in a crash.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, she didn't wreck that one. She wrecked another car she was in with some guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he wreck or did she wreck?

[Caller/Listener]

Both of them were in the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, was it. Was it. Was it his car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago was this?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller/Listener]

Three days ago. Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. How old was your mom?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, she's. She was 62.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they on a date?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had they been drinking?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 2011 Range Rover with a. With a hundred. It's. It's worth 10,000. I'll write you check for 10,000. Maybe a little more. Probably a little more. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll.

[Caller/Listener]

I did. I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What did the.

[Caller/Listener]

What they say, it says here, if declines, what would it take? It says 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you said 18. We didn't say 18.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big difference. So what did the computer. What did the system bid it at?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. Where does it say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it says it right there. It gives you a range. It like says 10 to 11 grand or 11 to 12 grand. And that says accept, decline or considering. And then if you put decline, which sounds like you did, it comes back says, what does it take? And then you wrote in 18. So I can help you there. No, it's got 100 on it.

[Caller/Listener]

Too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving, next door to Toyota music Factory. Here for the givemetheven.com bow and Jim bag. Rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf and listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John Clay wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[Caller/Listener]

5.

[Announcer]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time do you have?

[Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Listener]

I really enjoy the show.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethe.vin.com I am so excited, I could pee.

[John Clay Wolf]

The preceding caller was way too excited.

[Announcer]

That they got through with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't been this excited since I learned how to speak braille.

[Announcer]

Now broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios.

[Caller/Listener]

Bump, bump. No bump, bump. Three vertical bumps. Four bumps in a square.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this song?

[Bobbo]

This is Cherry Bomb, of course. Joan Jett was a part of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the Red Eyes. Yes.

[Bobbo]

And you know what's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to be a lesbian. I do too. I'm a lesbar.

[Bobbo]

Don't think that's what they're singing. But maybe. Maybe that's what Cherry Bomb meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how it started.

[Bobbo]

You can ask Joan Jett. You know, next Sunday, she's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

At our listener party.

[Bobbo]

Yes. From 4 to 6 at Alamo Drafthouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's gonna be watching Tesla with us.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry. Good morning, Corpus.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

What up, what up, what up, what up?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, just living here in Corpus Christi, enjoying the weather.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Have you ever heard us down there? I think we've been on that station about two months. Is this the first time you've heard us or have you heard us before, Jerry?

[Caller/Listener]

First time I hear you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. What do you think so far?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's pretty good, man. You know, it helps out the people, you know, trying to sell their cars or get rid of them or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just doing the Lord's work. We're doing the Lord's work. But stay tuned, in our number four, when we asked to pass the plate. Yes, we'll pass the plate to all the listeners. And you can go online and just fill out a quick little form with your credit card information. Make a donation. Because, like, Chef Lo$, and what's that guy's name in Louisiana, the. The preacher that wants a new airplane. Duplantis. Jesse. I decided that I want a new airplane, too. So I'm going to start taking customer donations.

[Caller/Listener]

Not customary, man.

[Turley]

That's all I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listener. Listener donations. Because Jesus Christ came to me and he said, john, if you can get closer to the heavens, you could pay more for these cars. And if you pay more for these cars, then it will help the people. My people, your people, the Lord's people. So I need you to get up here at 51,000ft.

[Turley]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can get closer to me, so I can give you the power to give more money for these cars. To givetheven.com Amen. But I know that that jet airplane, that citation 10, cost $20 million. But if you ask the people. If you ask the people, if you ask the people for a little donation, they'll help you get there. They'll help you get there. They'll help you get there. Yes. Yes. Okay. So. So you've got a 2017 Ford Escape SE with 11,000 miles. And it's blue. Loser blue. I think it's worth 16 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Payoff on it is 18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might split the difference and do 17 grand, but I'm not giving 18. Can't do it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com 800 800, 7234. Alex in Houston. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. I got $100. I'll be first one to donate $100 to your cost.

[John Clay Wolf]

$100 for the jet airplane closer to Jesus Christ.

[Turley]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to put up. I need to put up a link on the website. I need to put up a link on the website. Hey, Rob. Computer Rob, if you're listening, please put a new link on the website. Jet Airplane Fun. Get John Clay closer to Jesus Christ. JC with JC and we'll start taking some.

[Caller/Listener]

Anything to help out our good buddy Jesus Christ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

Mile high JC Club.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need to give that money to Chlo dollar or Jesse Duplantis. I'll get you there. Give it to me.

[Caller/Listener]

I was calling to say what would have been funnier and less racist. Now, honestly, you know what she said was in bad taste. I wouldn't necessarily call it racist because most of those people in Planet the 8th were wearing white people wearing eight suits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but that's kind of racist.

[Caller/Listener]

Instead of saying Planet, she could have said the. Either the MAD magazine mascot, Alfred E. Newman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Or she. She could have said the little guy from Fantasy Island.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that guy's name? Tattoo. Calling a little guy like that with an accent, Tattoo, I think that's offensive. I don't know why I'm offended, but I might want to get a tattoo of Tattoo. While I'm listening to that song by Jordan Sparks called Tattoo. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio ander in Louisiana. 08 Pontiac G6 with 225,000 miles. You there? Are you there? Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to the lake this weekend?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you going to go down by the bayou? You're going to be anywhere near the water?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I will not. I'll be working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you need to. You need to take this piece of junk and drive it right off in the lake because that's all you got. I got a piece of. Or sell it to the parts guys for 200. They can pick it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4 8. Where's our breakfast?

[Bobbo]

It's probably 30 minutes away. Again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. And just nothing's going right this morning. Are we on in Vegas?

[Turley]

We were told.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's Tree doing?

[Turley]

He's listening to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard from anybody in Las Vegas yet.

[Turley]

Trees a character man. 808 Talk about tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on in Vegas? Yes. There's a tape delay. So that's all 10 shades of screwed up, right? Nobody's been to bed yet. If you lost all your money at the crap tables last night and you have a clear title, go to givemetheven.com be right back.

[Turley]

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[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

When morning comes in the middle of the night, it affects your entire day. To get a good night's sleep, try two layer Ambient cr. When taking ambient cr, don't get on Twitter when tweeting while not fully awake.

[Turley]

With memory loss for the event, as well as being completely delusional and not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even knowing what the hell you did may occur. Saying anything you want because you have.

[Turley]

Great ratings may increase these behaviors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Racism may occur and in rare cases.

[Turley]

May be fatal to a hit show. If you experience any of these behaviors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or reactions, delete your Twitter account immediately. Wake up Ready for your day picking macadamia nuts? Ask your healthcare provider for two layer Ambient cr. You are going to be sleeping by yourself for the rest of your life, so you should just get used to it.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studio presented by Gimme the vin.com the John Clay Wolf Show Good Morning Sexy with John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody was a little hair puller last night, wasn't he?

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800-800-RODIO or log on to GoWolf.com do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to wake me up? Not without a court order. No one can wake anybody else up.

[Announcer]

You need to wake yourself up now.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that's not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that?

[Caller/Listener]

You don't want to know.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf so Bobbo, that one was better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not as campy as the other intros. Campy but that, I mean, how long are these freaking intros? Like an hour and a half. I mean, good lord, these segments are seven minutes. If we're gonna go a minute and a half on these intros, I mean, I'll just take a nap and y' all do the rest of this deal and play a commercial and I mean, there's a segment.

[Turley]

I think that's a great idea.

[Bobbo]

Man, y' all sound like a bunch of little V's fighting during the breaks and stuff over nothing.

[Turley]

You don't even have to worry about our openers and rejoins. I will drive this. We have a variety of different kinds. This one, by the way, was topical.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one was good. But then you went too campy long after it. You should have chopped it. Intro. Bam. Good hit song.

[Turley]

You're not hearing the subtext, man. I don't know if it's your head that's wrong.

[Bobbo]

Pull the curtain back real quick because Bobbo's got a new gig with the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa got new bag. We've hired Bobbo. He as the full time program director, network administration administrator, show producer. Full time. I don't know. Network national. National director of the. He is flying the airplane during the weeks he's in charge. It's all him.

[Turley]

Oh, but no, but I don't like the openers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because I don't. They suck. If they suck, they do not suck. Listen, our listeners are used to listening to filler crap on every other station. When they hear us, they want cool, special, hot.

[Turley]

That is not filler crap. That is all custom done. I custom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because you made the cookies from.

[Turley]

Scratch don't mean they're 30 different sources.

[John Clay Wolf]

You made meatloaf out of the box.

[Turley]

One I made them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't mean it's worth it. It's not as good as grandma from.

[Turley]

8Am yesterday morning until midnight.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like my old lady.

[Turley]

What do you sound like?

[John Clay Wolf]

I sound like somebody with good sense telling you to make the stuff tighter and sound better.

[Turley]

You don't have to worry about that stuff, John. If you want them shorter, which is all you're talking about, I'll make them shorter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott.

[Turley]

And no attention span.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Scott and Port Aransas. Good morning, Port A. Wow, how we're not on in Port A, are we?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you're down here on 104.5 out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of Corpus kicking that ass down on the coastline. Hey, if you see an old man, a real old, old, old man walking around begging for money, that's J.D. ryan.

[Bobbo]

He's down there this Weekend with a Hawaiian shirt on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll have a Hawaiian shirt on. And a dog. Like an old ass dog.

[Turley]

His hair is perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll flip him a peso or two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 08 lariat with 85. It's 10,000, I think. Leather roof, nav. No rust. Does it have rust?

[Caller/Listener]

Your truck, My truck have rust? No. Zero rust. It's not a. It's not a coastal truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

08F150 Lariat with 85,000 miles, crew cab, four wheel drive, leather roof, and nav. I will give $10,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. That won't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What gets it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're way high, dude. It's just. It's just too old for that kind of money.

[Caller/Listener]

This. This truck looks like it rolled off the showroom floor yesterday in, oh, eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't look like it rolled off the showroom floor yesterday because the body style is the same as an 04. So it looks like it rolled off the showroom in 04 and it just.

[Caller/Listener]

How long did they carry that body?

[John Clay Wolf]

About through 10 or 11. 10, 10 or. Oh, no. Anyway, it's a nice truck. I think it's 10, 10, 5. It's just too old to be mid teens. Maybe 11. Maybe. Maybe 11, 5. I'd like to buy it, but I can't give. I'm not going to lose money, Scott. Why do you want me to lose money? Why are you trying to steal my money?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell's wrong?

[Turley]

That's very campy of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typical beach bum. Patrick, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

He's like, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Patrick.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up? What's up? What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, not much. I'm. Is this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. You're on the air.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow. It didn't sound like, hey, I don't have. None of my vehicles are for sale. If I did have one for sale, you'd be the first I'd call. But I do have a quick Tesla. Tesla story for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. So I'm dating a chick, right? She's smoking hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Listener]

Won't send you any pictures, but anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Listener]

What year?

[John Clay Wolf]

What year are we talking? Yeah. 1980. What? Oh.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God. No, no, no, no, no. This happened back in, like, 2005. 2004.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

So I'm dating this right Back when she was 18. Hey, you want to go see Tesla? And I'm like, yeah, I'd love to go. See Del Paul, let's go. Well, she. Her sister married a guy that owned the bar. Okay, well, they're at the bar, so we go. I get in for free, of course. I'm thinking, hey, this is great. I get to see Tesla. And little did I know how good it was actually going to be due to the fact that, as you know, at 2 o', clock, they shut bars down. Well, they shut the bar down, kicked everybody out except for us. So got to party with Tesla to, like about 6 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all smoke Griefer?

[Caller/Listener]

It was awesome. Not sure if I should answer that question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did. Did you go to. Did you go all the way with the gal?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

In front of Tesla while smoking reefer in.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. We just thought. We just, you know, party.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't partying. If you. If you got stoned with Tesla and banged her on the pool table in front of everybody with the lights on in the bar at 427, that's partying, dude. Get your stuff straight. Amp up your game. He partied with y'. All. Just go hang out with Bobo. That sounds like a babo story.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's very campy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He partied with Tesla. Turn it alone.

[Bobbo]

Are you going to be able to party with Tesla?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to party with Tesla. They're going to be at the. The listener party at the Toyota Music Factory. Give me the Vin Bow and Jim bash. Next Sunday, June 10th. Tesla sticks. Joan Jet. We're having a listener party.

[Bobbo]

Alamo Drafthouse. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Alamo Drafthouse. 4 to 6. 4 to 6. 4 to six.

[Bobbo]

Upstairs on the patio right there at.

[John Clay Wolf]

The venue at the concert. Go to John Claywolf dot com. And we're also giving away a sell that average rough for clean T shirts to those who register for them now. You've got to register for them now. Then when you get there, we'll have it ready for you. Tony. Tony. Tony in Missouri. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Hey. I'm having a crappy day because your radio's not on. You're not on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city? Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I listen to the keg from Fayetteville. They do their commercials and then nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it dead? Like, do they. Are they not even playing music? Music? Is it like dead air?

[Caller/Listener]

They have commercials. I've got it cranked up right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing funny. Wow. So here's the deal. Here's here. I can tell you what happened. They.

[Bobbo]

We use an engineer named Tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Tree got a hold of the guy@Westwood1 and they screwed with the net tones because they do automated, like our shows automated through satellite. And it takes these tones and it kicks the station off at the right time. And Tree got to messing with the guys at Westwood One and they probably ran it out of sync. And now you've got nothing in Arkansas. See, this is. This is so typical of jacking with libs out on the West Coast. Look at what happened. First thing. First thing, we're trying to. Which I'm trying to be more. Less conservative, open broader horizons, right? Let some dude named Tree into our system, and now we're off in Arkansas.

[Turley]

I don't know if it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is bad.

[Turley]

I don't know if it's a matter of letting Tree into our system per se.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if it's Trees on this one. I think there's a guy like Tree engineering in Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tree, we're. We. We will continue to bust your chops all day. And we love you, brother. We're glad you're helping us out there in Vegas. I don't know if we're wrong or not.

[Bobbo]

Thanks for helping.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if we're not, man, it's all good. We'll fix it next. Next week. There's always next time. There's always next week. Rush Limbaugh, you son of a bitch. Where have you been?

[Caller/Listener]

Come here.

[Turley]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

What's the. Hey. What's the son of a bitch thing about What's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just miss you. I'm just.

[Turley]

I thought we were friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm feeling campy this morning, and I just. Just wanted to say hi.

[Turley]

Okay. Well, good morning, jackass. Doing fine here in Florida. I can't believe they've canceled my favorite show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What show?

[Turley]

Dukes of Hazzard. What's the deal now, Roseanne, in the same week? I only say a couple of years. It may have been a while since I've seen Bo and Luke Duke jump that same bridge. Love that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Schneider's Campy Roseannels.

[Turley]

She came back on and she's. Look, you realize she's Trump friendly on the RoseAnne show on ABC. It's a huge ratings hit. That says what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Turley]

You don't want to try and just maybe theorize a little? Where's J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S. He's.

[Turley]

Because he usually talks to me. Someone usually talks to me when I'm on this program.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, you are known for being a solo act leader, radio professional talent on loan from God. You need nobody.

[Turley]

I mean, I'm doing this for free. I mean, I'm not like, do I look like a music box to you? Just wind me up and I'll talk and talk and talk. That would be very campy, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want, Rush? What do you want from me?

[Turley]

I just think maybe. Tell me if I'm wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're wrong.

[Turley]

Maybe we should have seen this coming with Roseanne Barr. And she was in all these conspiracy theories back about eight, ten years ago. And she was right, of course. The Mercer thing. I mean, who's against that? But nowadays, and she goes back and they give her a show back, gives that poor John Goodman a joke, you know, a good job to do. Who wants John Goodman thin? No one. But Roseanne, she's giving that way, she's making jobs for a lot of people. This Tuesday night, she tweeted something a little on the questionable side. I understood where she was coming from. It was just like a kind of a cartoony thing, like a jab. Like you would take your best friend and give him a jab. She's jabbing Valerie Jarrett in a somewhat racial undertone, but I understand they're friends. And now it's all this. Who's next?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's definitely not her.

[Turley]

Hopefully Hannity. I'm sick of his crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

You almost got kicked off the air for talking about abortion. That lazy lady. I forgot what you said about abortion with that lady three years ago.

[Turley]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got this close to being Roseanne Bard.

[Turley]

And I was right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This close. What did you say to her?

[Turley]

I don't want to talk about it, John. The statute of limitations has run out. But I'll tell you this. I have purchased a copy of Emily Post. Manners and how to use them. I'm going to study it carefully.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. Remember to go to john claywolf.com to get instructions to meet us at the listener party and free T shirt. Attention, everyone. Attention. Welcome back. Welcome back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com now get back to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go back to sleep. Come on.

[Bobbo]

You need coffee.

[Caller/Listener]

We need coffee.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800. 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that an Irish coffee or as we call it in my family, breakfast. Good morning, everyone. Oh, my God.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it over yet or do we have more?

[Turley]

It's also not our opener. Number three. I think we've already heard that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna keep Bob there. The guitar that you asked me to get is over there in the corner. I think we should sing camp songs for the next segment. Were you ever a camp counselor?

[Turley]

You do that. We are the CIT hey, so pity us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this. This is Stevie Wonder. And this is what Coolio ripped off. And I'm so stupid. I just learned that last night.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had no idea. I tripped it into this song on accident. I was like, wait a minute. That's Coolio. No, that's Stevie Wonder.

[Turley]

If you talk like about before 1984, there really is no bad Stevie Wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't no joke, you know? But you didn't like the song that I picked earlier.

[Turley]

I like it fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's from 68.

[Turley]

I'm just spinning, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know the guy started playing at 11? They were pimping him out. 11?

[Turley]

Yeah. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Norman. Good morning, Uncle Normie, our Puerto Rican friend.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know when hurricane. What was it called, Roberta, last year, what hurricane was it that came through Puerto Rico, your homeland?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I think it was Roberta. The way that he did hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it was not Roberta, you damn Puerto Rican. It wasn't Roberta. Anyway, we did Operation Air. We did Operation Airdrop.

[Caller/Listener]

I do remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we flew in to Puerto Rico to save everybody, I brought Norman back to the States, and I illegally smuggled Norman back in because of his. He had an old car that was running really well. And I was like, man, you're really good at working on these cars. Will you work for cheap? I'll work for free if you just get me the hell out of Puerto Rico. Like, okay, well, get in the airplane. Come with us. You're my new chief technician. And since then, I mean, the rest is history.

[Bobbo]

Maria, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maria, not Roberto. So, Uncle Norman, Maria. Uncle Norman, what is your. What is your tip, your listener tip for car hacks today?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the listener tips for today is. Do you notice that the gas prices are rising very high?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And now people like to know they, like, shop for gas. If you want to shop for gas, that's not a good idea. Especially European owners that has European cars like BMW, Mercedes. If you can't ask for premium, for Christ's sakes, even premium. Because if you put cheap gas in these cars, they will spend more gas than you usually do with the right gas. Because these cars have been programmed by computers. The computer is being programmed to notice how, how good is the quality of that gas? So therefore, if you want to try to save gas in a car and you put cheap gas, you really are now saving. Actually, what are you doing is making your car work harder and expand therefore, to spend more gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So my point being, you see why I loaded his ass right up off the tarmac and put him in the airplane and brought him home. I mean, this is not your normal Puerto Rican. This is not your normal Puerto Rican at all.

[Turley]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. And he can play baseball.

[Caller/Listener]

Take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take him to the batting cages. He'll blow your mind. What is the deal with Puerto Ricans and baseball, Norman?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, well, the thing of it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't got nothing to do.

[Caller/Listener]

It is an island. It is beautiful island. But if you're broke, you're broke. So you, like, what do you get? You get a piece of stick and a ball and you start hitting it. And then everybody shows up and say, hey, what the hell, let's do it. So we get all together, then we try to get some booze. You never see a Puerto Rican playing baseball drunk. That's when he really plays good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so you learn something every day. So don't put cheap gas in highline cars that say premium because the computers won't run properly and you'll burn more gas than you would if you bought the right gas.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Curtis, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, good morning. You got a 2007 H2 63 or excuse me, 65,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

2007 H2 Hummer. And it's lifted. It says lifted. Is it lifted?

[Caller/Listener]

It's lit, yes. Has a list on it, spit for around $14,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked at a picture yesterday. I looked at a picture yesterday. In our buying room, we have these big 80 inch TVs around that we throw pictures up of cars to look at. And they asked me, were you the guy that wants 25 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It said, it said LED ZEP on your license plate, right? Talk to me, Curtis.

[Caller/Listener]

Come on, wake up. You know my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so. Good Lord. So 07H2. Does it, does 25 grand buy it? I told him yesterday to buy it. Did they not call you back and buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I have not heard back from anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, check your email. You know, you people don't want us to call you because you say we're bugging you. So we email you and, and then you say we didn't call you. I mean, you're worse than my old lady.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you. I'll give you 25 grand. I guarantee you that. There's an email sitting in your email box that says, talk to John. He said, I'll pay 25,000 for your Hummer. And here you are calling the error, busting my balls saying that we didn't call you back. We did. We're just trying to be nice and not bug you. So we just emailed you. So do I own the car?

[Caller/Listener]

Everybody is nice as you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yes, they are. I just had a lot of coffee. I've just had a lot of coffee. Does Good morning, Las Vegas. Does 25 buy it? Do I own the car?

[Caller/Listener]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Let's do it. We are. We already did it. We did it yesterday. Where are you? Where were you? All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah? Just check your emails and your text messages. We don't want to bug our customers or list. We don't want to call them. We don't want to bother them. We just want to do a deal. Ask, you know, we bid it. You say no. We say how much? You say this. We say yes or no. It's that quick? Every time we bid one, you say no, like always. So then we say, okay. How much is the damn thing? Well, it's more than that. Well, how much is it? It's an ask and a bid. Ask and a bid. What are you asking? I'm asking 13. I'll give 11. Can't do that. You want to meet the middle of 12? Okay. Okay, done. Uncle Roy and the boys show up with checks and they pick up your car. We do. We did 12, 80 of them last month. We buy a lot of cars. 20 million bucks in a month. It's not too good to be true. It's real. If we don't beat your carmax off, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. I sent out about eighteen hundred dollars worth of a hundred dollar checks last month. Just that simple. Take a picture of your CarMax offer, mail it in. I mean, email it in. We'll look at it. We'll say yes. No. If we say yes, we beat it. We'll buy the car. If we say no, we send you 100 bucks. Go ahead, Bob.

[Turley]

Oh, I wasn't thinking anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a listener party. We're gonna meet everybody and I'm gonna be calmer. Not have as much coffee. And I'm Gonna come off the wagon. I think that's what's wrong with me, Bobbo. Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm getting the shakes from drinking. From not drinking.

[Turley]

That's so ironic you say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not drank in over a month.

[Turley]

Well, that's ridiculous. First of all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely ridiculous.

[Turley]

There's no reason to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no.

[Turley]

Let me, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody told me to do it. It was just me.

[Turley]

You want to hear something totally unbelievable? And I was just thinking this morning, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio is the call number.

[Turley]

And I don't know why it occurred to me, but I don't think I've had a drink of alcohol since Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's ridiculous.

[Turley]

Of this week. It is ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you need to have it Sunday at the Alamo Drafthouse for the pre show party.

[Turley]

I will. Week from Sunday. Yeah, we'll be doing that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will be drinking next Sunday. Three to six, four to six. Go to john claywolf.com.

[Bobbo]

That first beer is going to taste so good to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna taste so good it's gonna make me cry.

[Turley]

I'm gonna show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come have my first beer with me. Like rekindle my. Deflower me. Help me. I'm gonna lose my virginity all again. All over again. Next Sunday at 4 o'. Clock. Yeah, yeah, sure. Bring, bring the girls. Are the showgirls coming? The ones from the. What are they called? Sunbrew.

[Turley]

Oh, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had girls. People brought stripper girls to our Houston listener party. Listeners brought like strippers with them and like donated them to us. Yes, like bringing a sacrifice. Speaking of donations, if you go to john claywolf.com We've got a picture of the airplane up. I don't think he's got a place for your credit card yet. But we are taking hundred dollar donations for a jet airplane to get us closer to Christmas.

[Bobbo]

This is from the earlier segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Turley]

On John Claywolf dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's just what we're gonna do. Well, I mean Cheflo dollar Treflo dollar. It's worked for Jesse Duplantis. It's worked for. What's that crook's name out of the Eagle Mountain Lake.

[Turley]

I know what you're talking about. I see a sign. Yeah. Every week when I drive through big old crook Big Mountain Church.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the biggest crook in the whole business. He's got the biggest airplane.

[Turley]

Not Jeffers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenneth Copeland. Sure, sure, sure. He's got like a fleet of jet airplanes. We just want one because we need to get closer to Christ. And we're going to help. You guys are going to help us do. And when I get closer to Christ at 40,000ft, then I can. He's going to show me how to put more money in the car.

[Turley]

Don't get me started, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. I.

[Turley]

It's a centrifuge.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a story about all this. 12 platinum, 113,000 miles. Leather roof nav. Tony. Houston, Texas average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a four wheel drive. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 16 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

A little shy.

[John Clay Wolf]

17. No, 18. I'm running out of wind, Tony. I'm running out of wind.

[Caller/Listener]

19 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

19 5. He says 19 5. The bid is 18. The ask is 19, 5. So what are we gonna do? We're gonna split the difference, and I'm gonna roll the dice. Tony, are you gonna take my money?

[Caller/Listener]

I'll take your money.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna split the difference.

[Turley]

18, 7, 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go. Go to givemetheven.com. say what? What's the difference? Yeah. 1870. You sold me in your truck. Go to give. Load it up. Tell them what we did. They hold. The radio's on in the buyer's room. They hear it, done deal. We'll come pick it up in the morning. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. We're like a trading desk. I mean, if you guys want to sell your car for the right money and have a source right on tap. Give me the vin.com. we've got 50 people that are sitting here bidding cars for you guys. We bid hundreds of cars per day, and it's real quick. It's not a bunch of bs. It's. It's. Are you in? Are you out? Here's the. Here's the bid. You say yes. No. You maybe bump us a little bit. We say send you some pictures. We write a check. We pay off your payoff. It's the quickest, easiest thing you'll ever do in your life as far as that concern. And look at the reviews online. There's like 500 of them saying exactly what I'm telling you. They look like. They look like we wrote them because they're so good. We wrote none of our reviews. They're all listening. Sell that bitch.

[Turley]

And. And I just noticed it's 10:14 Central Time. Liquor stores are open all over the state of Texas. So that's a good sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a great sign. Get you some. And. And the Cleveland Cavaliers. We need to. We need to put a picture of that guy dribbling the ball the wrong way on the Smith. Yeah, we do. I need to see this. I've not seen. This is unbelievable.

[Turley]

Other great clips, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[Turley]

Lebron is losing his mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, of course he is. And he has every right in the world to dude it, shoot it. Remember next Sunday 10 o' clock Toyota Music Factory bow and gym bash. Givethe vin.com we're having a JCW show listener party four to six. Def Leppard will not be there but Tesla, Joan, Jet and Sticks will be right back.

[Turley]

Sunday June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew and at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemethe vin.com bow and jim bag Rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92. 5.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Call in. I'm doing a lightning round right now. We're gonna bid at some cars real fast. Billy. And Weatherford, Texas. A 13 enclave with 91000 miles in leather. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brown? Yeah. God, those things don't bring. It's. Those were rental cars. Does it have a all those brown ones with no sunroof? Does it have no sunroof and no navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know about navigation. I know it has backup cam and stuff like that. I forget. I don't drive it. It's my wife's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too ugly to drive. 11,000. 11,000 Diane and sulfur. Good morning. A 99, 300,000 mile diesel, two wheel drive, dually. Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

278,000 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it? 800. 800 radio is the calling number if you want to get on there right now with us and get your car bid. How long?

[Caller/Listener]

I've had five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you smoke? Yeah, I hear it. So you did you smoke in the 99F350 with 300000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, a few times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no. Oh God. You ruined.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh yeah, you ruined it. It's been cleaned.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's only. Wait 10. It's only 20 year old truck with 300000 miles. You shouldn't have smoked in it. Actually.

[Caller/Listener]

278 oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. I got it wrong.

[Bobbo]

That was the problem. The smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I was gonna buy it before she said she smoked in it.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll clean it up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, call me back after you freshen it up. We'll talk about it again. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up, John? I got a 2013 Ford Focus. It's a SE average. It's got a 63 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four grand fit. Five grand, 45 grand. Gotta give me the vin.com. loaded up Tyler in Oklahoma City. Good morning. 10 Malibu. 10 Malibu with a buck 20 on, it's a lot of miles. Four cylinder or six cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

Four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

What body style is that? Is that the Babo baba? What year was your Malibu your max?05. Yeah, this is the new body. I think. I'll give two grand for it, Tyler.

[Caller/Listener]

Two grand? Oh, that's not gonna pay me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep it, Keep it, keep it. I didn't want it anyway. We'll be right back.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10, join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irvine, next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemethevin.com Bow and Jim Bag rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus, pick up your free John Clay Wolf Show T shirt. Register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf Show Listener appreciation Party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92. 5.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by Give me the video.

[John Clay Wolf]

More Music Last Freedom. Welcome to More Zoo Crazy Tango. Really good music like K pop boy band BTS now in your Billboard top 200. You scared in America that we more talented than you, Than your Lady Gaga or Britney Spear? I think so. They terrible. You know, I write all BTS music, I produce. I give them all ideas and lick. Just turn it off. Call me. Just turn it off. Stop it. This is ridiculous. I mean, just stop it. Can you not stop it? It's so bad. It's like uncontrollable runaway. It's like a Toyota with a stuck accelerator. There you go. Put some music on. That sounds right. Good morning, everyone. No, it ain't camping. Bob. You got your. You got your breakfast from La Madeleine. You have your. What are the. What do you call when you're eating French breakfast? You got to wear one of those hats like. Like. Like Rusty had on in at the Eiffel Tower.

[Turley]

All right. What are you doing? You add lemon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

What are you. What's going on? What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just eating a little. Madeline. Breakfast?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so good. It's so. Oui, oui. I need a beret to eat this. I'll tell you what they do have at La Madden. It's very good coffee. It puts Starbucks to shame. Did you get any of their coffee?

[Turley]

I. I know no coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, you got screwed.

[Bobbo]

He's got the French toast.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got screwed by the French boy. No kidding.

[Turley]

Yeah. All morning long today.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are we all right?

[Turley]

I hadn't got a place to live yet, man. I still drive a forklift. You know what I mean? No problem. No problemo. This was a big mistake.

[Bobbo]

He could work at La Madeleine, Bob.

[Turley]

Nah, I won't be in food service, that's for sure. That's pretty damn sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, dj, you could live with DJ and his mom. DJ Prik, are you there?

[Turley]

No, I got it covered, bud. No problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.J. you there?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would your mom's. Would she have Bobbo? I mean, I know Baba wanted to get a room with you.

[Turley]

Why would I live with. With Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because his mom's hot.

[Turley]

No, I don't even have to live in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

His mom's good.

[Turley]

If I'm not working down here, I.

[Bobbo]

Say, man, you can come on out to Azel Dog, see how we do it out there.

[Turley]

No, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Pre K, it's time for White, Black, Latino or other. We haven't done this. I want to hear this. This is always entertaining.

[Turley]

You are now about to witness the strength of Street Mountains.

[Bobbo]

All right, y', all, it's gonna be a hot summer, and everybody's getting their summer bodies ready. But you really ought to get yourself ready right in the privacy of your own home, you know? But, will, a lady down in Florida, of course, ain't get the memo. So she posted up at the nearest public pool, jumped in and got her feet wet, and then busted out the razor. The lady proceeded to shave her legs in the damn pool while the kids laughed and played in the now hairy public pool. Video was captured of her doing the deed with the recorder, saying, I hope she doesn't start shaving anymore or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what she weigh? What's she weigh?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, she.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be the giveaway for me. White, black, Latino or other.

[Bobbo]

Well, I. I can't say. Maybe a little around 200, you know, over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Under two.

[Bobbo]

I'd say just a cheeseburger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over two yeah, she white.

[Bobbo]

But the pool had rules such as no running, no spitting or body fluids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old black gal has more pride.

[Bobbo]

Than that shaving in a public pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big old Blackout has way more pride and class than that. This is white trash. This is white trash. This is Azel, Texas white trash. Dj, is this a relative of yours?

[Bobbo]

Nah, man, this ain't mine. We don't get down like that in the parky family, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, what do you think?

[Turley]

Sounds Caucasian to me.

[Bobbo]

I mean I. A black person wouldn't do because you know, you shave without any shaving cream, it get ashy and scratch. Yeah, no, I would definitely be a white person.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many black people? That's just trash.

[Bobbo]

I mean think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're swimming. Black people don't swim as much as white people either.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's true too.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you're swimming in a public pool.

[Bobbo]

And you get some hair in your mouth and you come up and it's freaking somebody's shaved leg. Ah, you get that mustache all of a sudden on your face from the pool. And it's from some hairy lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pee in the pool all the time. You still get it. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, the chlorine kills. That doesn't kill the hair though. It's got to be white lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've done a lot nastier things. Charlie swam in a pool that had some stubble in it. 800-800-7234. What is it DJ Pre K? Is it white trash from Hazel?

[Bobbo]

This might have been a little too obvious. Yeah. 46 year old Linda McIntyre, a white woman. Oh yeah, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

From where?

[Bobbo]

From Florida of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never fails. Back to the cars. Jennifer and Burleson. 07 Burb with quarter million miles. Everybody's got all these miles. This is like high mile Saturday. Is it, is it four grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, four grand with. Yeah, that we owe about four to five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'd get four grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Keep it in mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com 800 800, 7234 14. Equinox with 300 9. Pathfinder with 148. 12. Dodge Journey with 92. This is not sexy stuff. This is just bread and butter. Normalcy. Go to the website givemetheven.com and load this stuff in and the computer will bid it immediately and we'll buy them. I just want to save the radio cars for stuff that has a little oomph in it, you know, a little sex. You want to bring your showgirls in on the stage. Not your, not your filler. This is filler. These Are fillers. How the best car Here is O2 Kia Sportage. Because it's got 52,000 miles on it. Steve in Houston. Did your grandmother own it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, hello, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who owned this car? Why is the mile so low?

[Caller/Listener]

Lilia Vasquez.

[John Clay Wolf]

What we turn down. What do what?

[Caller/Listener]

Her name is Lilia Vasquez.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife. Oh, her name is. Your wife is Lilia Vasquez?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she still alive? Yes. Okay. Because O2 with 52. An O2 with 52 is really low miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I don't know if we kind of like, had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We inherited it. Somebody died. Just what I was saying all along, if people will listen. Steve, who died? My wife, Lilia Vasquez. Is your wife dead? No. Okay. Why does it have no miles on it? Oh, because somebody else died and left it to us. Okay, now I'm with you. Who died?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't. Who are you?

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

John in New Orleans. Good morning.

[Bobbo]

You're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell was that?

[Turley]

You just listener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, John. O2 Corvette Z06 with 54.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your last name Vasquez too?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's your last. No, don't say your name. I don't. We want to preserve the. The autonomy of our listeners because most people are closet listeners. They don't want to admit in public that they liked our show because then people would. They have a twisted sense of humor in the. At the bank or the club where you are. Okay. O2 vet 54,000. Does 10 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

10 grand? Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is 10 grand. Does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

No. I mean, it's a Z06 bay holder. This isn't a regular one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but it's an old one. It's an old ass body style. Just 13 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are you thinking this thing's worth like 20?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely. Go look them up. They're selling first, selling for 18 to 22 all day long.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, that's the difference between you and me is I do look them up and I know exactly what they're selling for. And I'll send you a list of what they sell for at the auctions, on the cash market, what people are asking online, the dreamy stuff. That's not cash market.

[Caller/Listener]

I know. Look, I follow the market closely. I love to know what my car is worth. That's why I'm calling you. I'm just following again.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you want to sell it or you just like calling in for price checks like schmuck insurance.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just calling it for price check, you know, wasting your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Schmuck insurance. Please just go to the website. That's free. The computer will do it right there off the top of its head. Boom. Without. Without having to jack with me and get have to hear my stored ass. Be right back.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10th. Join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving, next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the givemethe vin.com bow and jim bag rock out and enjoy a brew with John players wolf at listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area and around the country. Plus pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92.

[Announcer]

5Givemethevin.Com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[Caller/Listener]

Aren't they fat and stupid and popping fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have to project an image of confidence, right?

[Announcer]

Because it's morning. That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the sound of the money truck backing up to your front door, hoss.

[Bobbo]

Hear that, dudes? We'll be rich.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf show presented by Gimmethe Vin.com it's easy to have fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't stay mad at him.

[Caller/Listener]

He's rich and successful.

[Announcer]

800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we get the $100 bills taped onto the TVs downstairs for the buyers in the big buy room?

[Turley]

Yeah, that's funny, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Turley]

We got one of them taped up. Is that what you mean? Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, we did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Both you guys are just so tense today.

[Turley]

Like I was f I n e fine until 8:05 Texas time.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. But then maybe it's John. But here's what you need to do, John, to get release this tension. Don't go to a whorehouse.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. Well, I've never done that. I've never bought any tail in my life.

[Bobbo]

Except.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean you really do pay for all of it all the time when you got to feed them and all that stuff.

[Bobbo]

But anyway, go to Texplex Park. I went there last week. And you can clay shoot, shoot simulating guns. You can utv over 250 acres of trails that are like finely manicured trailers trails if you. You don't motocross anymore. So that's why I say utv I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think I should go motocross.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I mean it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just let it go. Let it go, man. Just roll with it.

[Turley]

What is that utv?

[John Clay Wolf]

Be like Stevie Winwood. It's like a uti. Urinary tractor infection. No, no, it's a utd. It's like a male version of a uti. It's a utd.

[Turley]

What is a utv?

[John Clay Wolf]

A UTV is a.

[Bobbo]

A vehicle, not an atv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like four wheeler Polaris Razor. Yes, it's with a roof.

[Bobbo]

It's got a roof. It's a dune buggy that goes 100 miles per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texplex or Tex Uplex?

[Bobbo]

No, Texplex Park. It's over in Middle Othian. You can go out there. It's like 30 minutes basically from the metroplex anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's like having your own ranch.

[Bobbo]

Yes, okay. It is. It's your own ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it cost to get it?

[Bobbo]

Well, it depends. If you're riding, you have your own stuff. It's like 25 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I can take my bikes out there and go ride for 25 bucks and have my own ranch and not not have to pay taxes or put cattle on it or bail hay to keep it in an ag exemption.

[Turley]

No green.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't have to have Mexican guys mowing the yards and having the INS coming and arresting them and trying to arrest me for having legal aliens working on my ranch.

[Bobbo]

You don't have to have any of that, okay? It's all just you. In fact, at the end of the month in June, they're having a Hell Track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is text. Is Tesla gonna be out there playing?

[Bobbo]

No, they're gonna have a bunch of other 80s bands though at Hell Track. You remember the movie Rad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tesla's gonna be playing at my party next. And Bow and Jim's party. I'm not trying to take it away from them. It's their party. We're having a side listener party next Sunday, 4 o' clock at Alamo Drafthouse at the Tesla concert. And anyways, go ahead. Sorry.

[Bobbo]

Well, say you remember the movie Rad? The BMX movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y Big.

[Bobbo]

Huge in our age demo. Well, they're gonna have a whole thing festival for Hell Track at the end of June where you actually go and ride that track. They built a similar track to which was called Hell Track to that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a textplex at Texplex. Speaking of Hell Track, I got a hellcat. Kenneth Burleson. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. This voice sounds familiar.

[Turley]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Kenneth who Rock. Oh, K. Rock, my homeboy.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where are you working?

[Caller/Listener]

Motion Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I buy a car from y' all yesterday?

[Caller/Listener]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I didn't know that was you.

[Caller/Listener]

Got another one for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got.

[Caller/Listener]

You bought the Hummer for me, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

[Caller/Listener]

2017 Dodge Challenger Hellcat, 9,500 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many years have you and I been. How many years have I been buying cars from you? How many years? Tell the listeners. Tell them. Oh, how many years?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably 20 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 years. It's been 20 years. I have to tell a story. I owe this man. I owe this man a good bit.

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Because years and years ago, before I got married, I. He. He got me a date with a Playboy Playmate, and I scored. What? He did. I mean, I know this sounds too good to be true. What year, Rock? Yes or no? What are we. I don't know what year it was. Like, 96. Yeah. So rock says, hey, this gal needs a car. She's a playmate. I'm like, shut up. He's like, no, she's at the dealership. Her and a man broke up. She needs a car. You got to give her a car to drive. Like, really? She's Playmate. Show me a picture. I'm like, okay. So I gave her a car to drive, and we all go out on a date, and we spent. It was. It was. It was a bucket list item, I must say. And, Kenneth Rock, I think about you a lot with that, and I appreciate that.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm glad I could help.

[John Clay Wolf]

At my funeral. At my funeral, I think that there should be a, you know, spot about that. So. What?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's college girls. It wasn't like the centerfold. It was like a special edition.

[Bobbo]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lauren LeBlanc was her name. I'd say on a scale of one to two is an 11.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you jealous or were you just happy for your homeboy?

[Caller/Listener]

I was happy for you and jealous at the same time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the difference between a friend and a buddy. A buddy will come home and tell you a story about something, and a friend will bring you one back, too. And, Kenneth Rock, you're a friend. So you have a hellcat. It's. It's 50. I mean. I mean, 50 grand's the number, isn't it? Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it does. Black on black sunroof. It's got a little scuff on the on the front bumper. But other than that, it's pretty straight up car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how many checks have bounced that I've written over the past 20 years?

[Caller/Listener]

Not one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, this one won't either. I'll give you 50 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Put my name on it. Mark, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, five Viper. Now we're getting some real cars. We're getting out of the junk business and into the real car business. Viper. How long have you had this car?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, since it was new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

Red. With a black convertible top, Black leather interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

35,000 miles. Any damage history? Did you ever get drunk and hit a curb or did anybody ever hit you? Does it have any damage history? 30 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

She's a garage queen for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 20 upper 20s, is that right? Mid to upper 20s.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably a little bit north of 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so, man. It doesn't have 8,000 miles. It's got 35. And I know the mean. Does 30 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe. I'll have to sleep on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I gotta sleep. I gotta sleep on it too. I gotta call my wife and see, See if she approves of this message. When. When everybody wants to go check with their old ladies, I gotta go check with mine too, because sometimes she thinks I make bad decisions. She's told me that I made a lot of bad decisions in life. Like telling that story a moment ago about, you know, 1996 and that playmate. She's gonna tell me when I get home today that was a very bad decision to tell that on the radio. But before. Before I have a chance to get chastised by my old lady, I'm offering you 30 grand. Are you going to take it? I think you're making a bad decision. And I think if your wife gets a hold of you in a minute, she's going to share that with you. So you can come back to give me the vin.com and sell it to us after your old lady tells you you're crazy for not taking the money. Lee In Louisville, an 11 Corvette, 3LT Grand Sport, 9,000 miles, removable top. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White or black interior? Black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had too much coffee and I'm talking too fast this morning, and I apologize. If y' all listen to us on the podcast, you might want to slow it down so that you can understand what I'm saying. And that podcast will be up john claywolf.com at about 1:00'. Clock. Good morning, Las Vegas. Yes, we are on the air and found out first day in Vegas. First day in Vegas. So we got a. We've got a grand sport. And it's white. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's Mitch. Can't get any better than this. Brand new. It's brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new. Brand new. Brand new. And It's a which LT. It's a 2. LT3.

[Caller/Listener]

LT3. 3 LT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles are 9. 9,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

9,530 gram. 30 gram.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. 31?

[Caller/Listener]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

32? No.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What body style do you think you're in a new one? It ain't. This ain't the new body style, dog. This is the old body style. How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Not much. Do I think it's worth?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I don't care what you think it's worth. What does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I mean, like, I'd say 38.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you. You. You can go to Colorado. And, I mean, you got to chill down. You got to come down. You got to come down off the helium. And when you get ready to trade on the real money, I'll buy it. Lisa in Houston, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, John Clay Wolf and friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we spoke to you a month ago, and then we spoke to you last Saturday, and you were gonna go to Carmen. You were gonna go to carmax.

[Caller/Listener]

I called you when I had the Carmax guy sitting right there, but nobody asked. Hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, DJ Precure. Must have been after the show. Did he.

[Caller/Listener]

Did he know you were still on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he know we were going to put him on the air? No, he would have run like hell.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just gonna hand him the phone and say, listen, I need you to talk to someone else who's giving me an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you to talk to my husband.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What did they give you? What did they bid your Cadillac at in person?

[Caller/Listener]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000. What did I give you on the air? I forgot.

[Caller/Listener]

You said between 8 and 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I said more than that. I did.

[Caller/Listener]

No, you didn't. Okay, you'd go halfway because I told you that. You told me eight, and then you said. I mean, your guy, whoever it is that answers the emails, said eight and. And you told me probably 10, and you said, I'll go halfway.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen to the tape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what we'll do. If I just give you 10, five. Do do, do. I buy it. So I beat them by 500, and you're my favorite customer. I've got 18 seconds to make a decision. We're fixing to be out of time.

[Caller/Listener]

No, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are we good? No. So I beat him by 500 and you won't sell it? What's it take?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I wouldn't sell it to them for 10. The car's in pristine condition, only has 11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta put you on hold. Okay, we'll. We're gonna lose some of you. Go to john claywolf.com click listen live for the stream or grab the podcast. Everybody else will be back in a minute.

[Announcer]

We now return.

[Caller/Listener]

God damn it.

[Bobbo]

I love that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me too.

[Caller/Listener]

I wanted to be on again right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best show since no other show. Baby. That is God awful dirty talk to.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

Of course. I love it. I'm in job business.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

David, good morning. You're on the air. Where's St. Francisville? Is that Louisiana?

[Caller/Listener]

Look 30 minutes north of Baton Rouge, 50 minutes south of Natchez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mississippi, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have anything for sale. I just have a story about my son.

[Turley]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

He's. I love. I love the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. It's kind of weird. You get. You gotta. Everybody. The deal with our show is nobody knows what the hell they're listening to. And if they give us about 10 minutes, then we can get our nasty little hooks in you and keep you forever.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I don't know whether to be offended or just laugh my ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a very good way to put it. Well, we're, We're. We'd love our South Louisiana listeners. You guys are very vocal and, you know you're a success in south Louisiana when you walk in to a Chinese buffet and you. And you sit down by yourself and order the buffet. And when you order the buffet, you don't say much, Right. You say, I'm just gonna have a buffet and iced tea. And they say, are you John Clay Wolf? I was like, yeah, I recognize your voice. And they say that in Chinese. And you understand what they're saying. That's when you know you've made it. I swear to God, that happened. I mean, not the Chinese language part, but I was like, how the hell do you recognize my voice with me just saying that like. Like this. Awesome. That's why I do this. That makes me feel like. And that's why we're raising money for a new airplane.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, awesome. You know we got airports down here. Yeah. Well, you can come for A visit anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesse Duplantis, Kenneth Copeland, Chef Lo$whatever his name is. They. The. The Lord came to me and said that he wants me to be closer to him 40, maybe 50,000ft in the air. So. And if I can get closer to Jesus, then he's going to give me more money to pay you guys for their cars. And then it's going to make the economy better and help the Republican party. It's going to do a lot of good things. So if you'll just go to john claywolf.com and click the donate. There's a picture of an airplane and a picture of heaven.

[Caller/Listener]

That makes perfect sense to me, John. I love the idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to battle with these freaking crooked ass evangelist because what's better than a crooked ass evangelist versus a sorry ass used car dealer? I mean, that's like celebrity death match, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, my story is about a crooked ass contractor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's hear it.

[Caller/Listener]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it. Let's hear it.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, my son's bounced around from job to job. He's 23 years old. He does good work, but you know, he just not always happy with where he is and you know, try something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna do to you what I do to Bobbo. You need to tighten this up and hit your points and get it out. We don't, we don't have all day in a 12 pack of beer.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, he's promised a job at Puerto Rico. He worked for six weeks, no paycheck. He's stuck in Puerto Rico. I think he'd love to work for an organization like yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if we can get my jet airplane. So here's what we do. Here's. See, the Lord is already working. If people will right now go to john claywolf.com and donate to the airplane fund, then the first thing we're going to do is go save this man's stranded son out of Puerto Rico. Just like we saved that Puerto Rican mechanic a year ago.

[Caller/Listener]

See, I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is serious business. All right. See, Bob, are you, are you feeling it? Are you feeling it?

[Turley]

I wasn't listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we need to get this out, Bob. We, we need it. We need to clear our palate.

[Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're mad. You're. You're, you're angry. Oh, I'm not mad. Oh, you're way pissed off.

[Turley]

No, I'm not pissed off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're are. Yes, you are mad.

[Turley]

I'm undermined. I'M second guessed. I'm disrespected, but I'm a professional. You don't want peripheral materials, I won't make them.

[Bobbo]

You want to explain what. What he's talking about.

[Turley]

What's he talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

What he's talking. Going on, what he's talking about. What's the deal is Bob is a. Is full time.

[Turley]

What kind of managerial skills were involved in?

[John Clay Wolf]

We. Well, this manager hired you as a professional to come down here, run the show and put you in charge of everything. And we've had some hiccups this morning. It started with Las Vegas being screwed up that we didn't clear out yesterday. Very clearly with the engineers. Did this work? Turley, is there anything I need to know about. About hooking on an affiliate? Charlie would have said, well, Bob, did you do a satellite test? What's a satellite test? He would have told you, and then you'd have called Tree, the guy out in Vegas, and said, hey, have you sat tested this deal? Is this right? I just want to make sure it's right because have you called Westwood One and they gave you a port test and the guide said, well, what's that? You know, shouldn't. The answer is no. So that's why that was screwed up. It's not your fault. It's my fault for not telling you. I assume that you knew that already, and that's my bad.

[Turley]

I've been working with that guy since Tuesday of this week. Now, why he waited until Tuesday this week to tell me he had a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Problem Saturday this morning. Why he waited till this morning to tell you he had a problem?

[Turley]

What? No, it's always a new problem.

[Bobbo]

Oh, he does a new problem this morning.

[Turley]

I don't know. You know, new affiliates can be tough to get in there, but I was assured they would be fed the signal on time, correctly, from a station in San Diego. You know what he said to me this morning? He said New York manipulated their XDS receiver. I don't know what that means.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that legal?

[Bobbo]

It's not true.

[Turley]

I don't know what that means.

[Bobbo]

They don't do anything different. All they do is you just look up the show, John Clay Wolf show, go on the satellite feed and you dial it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. You go to John Clay Wolf. You go affiliate information, syndication information, and all the instructions are right there. And the clocks.

[Turley]

Yeah, you can dial it up by the ISP and your XDS receiver comes up and there's a list of programming choices on Westwood One. They're like a Hundred arranged alphabetically.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the good news.

[Turley]

You can't miss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the good news.

[Turley]

Bobo, what's the good news? I need some good news. Okay, give me some good news.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're busting your balls because it's an initiation. It's all bs. We always. Every time we add an affiliate, they always screw up.

[Turley]

Well, here's the bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes. Every time.

[Turley]

Here's the bad news. I don't need it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need your balls?

[Turley]

I don't require that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but you got to have a sense of humor. David in Oklahoma, do you think it's. I mean, do you think we've been busting bobbles balls too hard today?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I think what's going on is you guys both a little butt hurt.

[Bobbo]

Both butt hurt, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we butt hurt about?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure. Maybe you just missing JD or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD is down on the beach with his old ass dog walking around doing probably what, you know what JD's doing right now? He's got his dog in one hand, he's got a GoPro on his head and he's got a metal detector in the other hand. And he has a Hawaiian shirt on. And he's walking the beaches of Port Aransas. I guarantee it. Jd, if you're listening, call in because I bet you send me a picture because I can guarantee that's what's going on. David, Oklahoma, thanks for calling. Oh, I lost him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, Bobo, on the intro, I'm gonna. I'm just gonna say in front of all our listeners, we're all a family F. Normal. Normal stations do the intros like you did. And I want to be better than normal.

[Turley]

Do you listen to any national level syndicated radio program?

[John Clay Wolf]

Care. I don't care. I want to be. Be better than normal. I want to be deeper cut. I want to be smarter than normal. I want to be better. We're way smarter than your typical guys. And we need to. In our. The IQ of our listener body, I promise you, is higher than most because we do some weavy stuff. I almost said a bad word. That would have not been smart. So. So if we're just doing real raw, blanket, stupid stuff, then it's just. It dumbs everybody down.

[Turley]

We haven't done anything like that today at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I felt it was kind of campy. Campy means very normal. And I like. I want to dig deeper. I'm asking you to dig deeper. Go harder. I'm trying to make you mad so you dig deeper and you come up with the best sounding crap in the world.

[Turley]

May I make a suggestion?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

When I prepare elements for a show, you go with us for one show. You trust me that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And then you mention after the show anything you didn't like, and next week it'll be right. Don't kill bits in the middle. Don't bitch and cry about content. Because I do it for you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do it for the listeners and we do it for Jesus Christ.

[Turley]

Yeah. And I know you understand me, though, okay? I don't require that sort of instruction or motivation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Okay.

[Turley]

I've done this a long time, and I do listen to lots of nationally syndicated shows. And I don't know what you think I was trying to do, but what I successfully accomplished was an entry point for every single segment of the show today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

And all you have done is tear that down all day. And I don't know what you think the benefit of that is. Sure doesn't help me. Okay. I'm wore out. I feel like I've been socked in the gut four times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Turley]

Good. I mean, good. Socked. Good. And I don't know if that's what you intended, but, you know, I mean, you know me, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to get you. Welcome back, man.

[Turley]

Well, thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wanted to make sure you knew you were back. Bobbo is back, everybody. Yeah, we got it.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'll be back. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Are we done with this? Is there more? Do we need to put JD on hold?

[Bobbo]

Oh, is JD Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, on hold? DJ? I don't need. I don't need a note with JD's comment. I know. JD. JD. Good morning.

[Turley]

Morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you on the beach with a metal detector and a GoPro and a dog.

[Caller/Listener]

I heard that. First of all, don't make fun of my dog. Second of all, no, I was in. Actually, I was in line in the Easygo golf cart at what burger.

[Bobbo]

Listening.

[Caller/Listener]

To the show, ordering taquitos. Because I hear you guys get La Madeleine the day I'm not there. You get La Madeleine?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you know, we. We waited till you were gone. So you're calling the.

[Caller/Listener]

Also, what have you done to Bob? Oh, you're gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need you here, jd, when you're not here, I go to pieces. I can't. I. I completely come off the rails when I don't have you. My seni dog. I can't do it without you.

[Caller/Listener]

You beat my buddy up. Bravo. I'LL give you a hug when I get home.

[Turley]

I promise.

[Caller/Listener]

Puerto Ricans is beautiful. It's recovery. Hey, I've got a. I got a 2015 EasyGo golf cart. I want you to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the insurance and go drive it off into the surf.

[Caller/Listener]

Seriously, man, it's fun. How's the show been this morning? A lot of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm, you know, it's. It's all been good. The time delay on Vegas and trying to make that work has been. It's been trying odd. Odd at best. We'll figure it out. I mean, this whole west coast thing is going to be a learning curve.

[Bobbo]

For those in Vegas listening around here. JD Is on the show. Normally.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know we were on in. Where are you? Porter Ranchers. What the hell?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Port Aransas, but Corpus is right up the street. You're a 105. 104.5 in Porter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if you're on the coast and you have a beach car that's got good miles that you want to sell because either you're not using or someone in your. A loved one passed away, go to givemetheven.com and JD will go over there right now and pick it up for us because he's there.

[Caller/Listener]

I absolutely will. Well, I'll be back next week. I miss you guys. Bob O. You need a hug? I'm sorry, brother.

[Turley]

No worries, mate.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, Jenny. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3. Baba. We're just busting your balls. We're just busting your ball, Bones.

[Turley]

No problem, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. It's just a massive problem. I. I just. Well, what are you gonna do? I mean, it's just initiation. Are you gonna do just fun? I don't know. I. I'm, I'm. I'm. I'm gonna apologize. I'm so sorry for hurting your feelings. I didn't realize that your skin was that thin. I thought that. I thought that we've been doing this for a long time and that you wouldn't take it that seriously. I thought you would know that I was gigging on you.

[Turley]

Well, I mean, just don't waste my time, man. I put. I. I did those for a long time. I picked everything that was on every one of those carefully.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all started off with Stevie Wonder.

[Turley]

And changed them all around, you know? Yeah. Because I'm putting together a show opener that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Let's play Bobbo's, our number one show opener that I completely derailed and ruined with Stevie Wonder.

[Turley]

Five minutes to Showtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five minutes before showtime. I said swap it out with a Stevie Wonder song. Let's do it all over again. Oh, my God. In three, two, one. Yeah, I'd like to cancel my mail.

[Turley]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody needs mail.

[Turley]

What do you think? You're so clever figuring that one out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is everything all right here, Postal employee Newman?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe everything is all squared away.

[Turley]

Isn't it, Mr. Kramer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

As long as I stop getting mail.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rise and shine, morning glories.

[Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a nap.

[Announcer]

Call John toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, I'm not ready now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 8:06 for those of y'. All. It's our number one of John the Wolf Show. Good morning, Baba.

[Turley]

Nine hundred and six in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's 5, 506 in Vegas.

[Turley]

So. And I don't care, because, Charlie, you should have heard the conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sun's almost getting ready to come up.

[Turley]

You should have heard the conversation Turley and I were having. Oh, I can only 5 till 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already know what Turley said. He said, this is what he does to me every other Saturday. We got to get used to this and be prepared for a curveball because his goofy ADD ass is going to have an idea when he finally gets up out of bed, and he's going to say, let's go with this right now.

[Turley]

Exactly. And who is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you said Turley, who pretty much.

[Bobbo]

I told him was like, there. He's going somewhere with this. We just got to figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where else.

[Turley]

That's not. That's not what you said at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was.

[Bobbo]

It's last minute stuff, which.

[Turley]

Which one of us put us back on the high road and said, you know what? That's okay because we only have to make three next week now. Yeah, you just skipped it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we just burned it. Yeah. Oh, we can play it again.

[Bobbo]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we can play it again next week at 8.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

806. Yes. Okay, nobody heard me. We're gonna start. All these things are evergreen 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

I just don't get it, man. I don't know what you want, I don't know what you like, but I'm telling you, you don't have to worry about peripheral stuff like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not worried. Man, if I was worried when I wrote that email to everybody that's in this network. And I said, bobbo's got the airplane steering wheel. He's in charge. Bobbo, please don't crash. There's 100 people on board.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was that not an endorsement of my trust in you?

[Turley]

It was at the time. It was at the time. And now that we're in the air, you took a box cutter and fought your way into the cockpit and you've got it at my throat. I was like saying like, you know, okay, where you want to land? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to land in Crowley, Louisiana. Carl, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, we're just having a little family troubles, it sounds like. I think we're working through it.

[Turley]

We here at the John Clay Wolf show would like to congratulate the class of 2018, not a one of us as good looking or successful enough to be an actual commencement speaker. And we never graduated from, well, anything but that's never stopped anyone in radio from talking. So remember, if you work hard and reach for success, life will probably still crush your dreams. And if you talk too much and wear age inappropriate clothing, you too could one day host a morning radio show and wake up before the sun rises, writes stupid fart jokes and try to impress the chubby intern with dated music references. Good luck out there, graduates. And remember, if it doesn't go well, you don't want the problems that rich people have anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, failure sucks. How'd you deal when you turned into a total loser?

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It must be difficult to watch him.

[Caller/Listener]

Sail through life while you remain a complete and utter failure.

[Announcer]

Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com I've got morons on my team. And now Senor Juan, Clay Wolf and Zeppelin.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a groove. What time is it? 11:30. Ish.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Well, actually in Los Angeles, the Pacific coast is. Is it 8:30 in the morning out there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you can't give time checks.

[Turley]

You don't really. Time stamp.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do it anymore.

[Bobbo]

No, no more time checks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then when we go east coast host, it'll be screwed up too. We're gonna have to start an hour earlier, by the way, to start at eight out there. I work too much. Mary, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Turley]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's all you, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm Mary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Mary. Hey, Mary. Hi, Mary. My name is John and I too am an alcoholic.

[Turley]

Mary Jane.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is your. Is your ranger a four cylinder or a six cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

A four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a regular cab or an extended cab?

[Caller/Listener]

Regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it an xl, like, with rubber. Rubber floors, or is it an XLT with carpet?

[Caller/Listener]

It's XLT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it has 21. Wait, how many miles? 26, 000 miles.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now, a lot of people. People in Oklahoma. Were you born there?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then maybe this doesn't apply to you, but a lot of people that were born there don't realize that this car would have 126,000 miles on it or maybe even 226,000 miles on it because the odometer is flipped over. So I just.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this one has 26,000 miles. It's not an Oklahoma 26. It's a real 26.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. I bought it right before I got sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. What's wrong?

[Caller/Listener]

I had cancer. Anyway, I had to have a driver, and I couldn't go back and forth with my mom without my mom, so. Anyway, that's why it has no miles. But I want a big truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was.06, and now we're in 2000. 2018. So you fought cancer off and you won. Sounds like.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I did get you some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Congratulations. That probably wasn't an appropriate drop for Mary.

[Bobbo]

Talking about cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm. I'm. How long have you been in remission?

[Caller/Listener]

Nine years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. And it has not come back?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Okay. 06 Ranger. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a ugly red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's like OU red or bright red.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a. What is the color ugly red?

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's toreador red, which was the color code in 06, it would be like a OU red. And if you wanted to call that ugly red, I'd be right there with you.

[Turley]

Yeah. On a Ranger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, I love the smile. The Sooners win so much. I'm from Texas, so of course I have to hate Oklahoma, but I really don't. I really don't. The Sooners are so damn good. They're fun.

[Caller/Listener]

I grew up in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're fun. They're fun. They're fun to watch. They're just so damn consistently good next to Alabama and lsu. UT can't put a team together to save their life, but that's a whole nother topic for a different time of the year. And that's coming up in mid August. I'll get this. Does 3500 buy this thing?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm thinking more around four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Absolutely. I'll buy it for four. I love the story that you Made through cancer. I lost my mom to cancer at 58. How old were you when you got cancer?

[Caller/Listener]

I was 50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she didn't make it through. Four grand will come get it put go to givemetheven.com. load it up, make sure. I'm assuming it's a nice car without body damage.

[Caller/Listener]

Etc, Nobody down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, yeah, I'll buy it. I'll bring you a check for $4,000 and you can put it in the bank and cash it. Thanks, Mary.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

So you have a heart, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do have a heart. I do have a heart. My mom did die young, you know. I'm 45 and now I realize what 58 was. Yeah, she wasn't that old.

[Turley]

Just a hair away. We'll be there just any day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're gonna. J.D.

[Bobbo]

He'S already almost 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

He still made it. He's still alive. He's still alive.

[Announcer]

I know.

[Bobbo]

It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is amazing.

[Turley]

He's got one of the best looking wigs of anybody that I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe.

[Bobbo]

Seriously, that is amazing wig.

[John Clay Wolf]

He swears that he doesn't color his hair.

[Bobbo]

It's a wig.

[Turley]

He won't eat grass. Actually, every time you say wig, he says, ah, ah, to pay.

[Bobbo]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he does. For the record, I have pulled on his hair. Not like in a. Not like in a passionate moment, but he doesn't get. He does not have a wig. I. I wasn't biting his back and pulling his hair.

[Turley]

Oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just pulling his hair.

[Turley]

What is that? Is that a move?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. You never watch horses breeding.

[Turley]

I hadn't heard of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen horses breeding? Like hand breeding?

[Turley]

I mean, I'm from the country and I've never seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll reach up and bite her on the old neck. When I was a little kid and we would be hand breeding horses, not like with your hand, but like on halters down at the barn. I was, daddy, what is he doing on her back? He's like, he's picking the stickers out of her neck. Oh, oh, oh. What's that? Fletcher's question. Corny dog there, that's a sticker getter.

[Bobbo]

That's what he told you.

[Turley]

At least he, I mean, he spended. He expended the, you know, the effort to try and tell you some fabulous lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a sticker getter if you really put the play on words there. It's a sticker getter.

[Bobbo]

Another redneck story by John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad is a Cowboy dude. He's like Gus from Lonesome Dove or he wants to be. He spent more money on horses than he spent on us.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, absolutely. My college fund that my grandfather put together for me bought my brother a western hauler haul rig. A two horse slant paid for Jeff Copenhaver to be a full time rodeo coach for my brother.

[Turley]

That's up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were videoing his runs in our arena every day before V8. Like when? Way before Millimeter? Yeah, I mean way back. You know you're into a sport when you hire the. One of the kingpins of the sport to be your son's personal coach. That's on the payroll. He drives him to rodeo. But when I got to. When it came time for me to go to college, there was no money left. And I asked my brother to co sign my student loan since he got my college fund spent on him and his wife wouldn't let him. Agreed. Agreed.

[Bobbo]

His wife wouldn't let him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. And when we. Now I'm soapboxing a little bit. So when his kids came up to college, there was a little financial twist and somebody needed a little help. And I'm like, dude, I've got four kids of my own that I've got to pay for their school. Actually three. I'm fortunate. My oldest daughter from my first marriage, her granddad put together an educational trust just like my granddad had. But I don't think that my daughter's educational trust is gonna get spent on roping horses and Western hauler trucks. I think it's gonna go for college anyway. I have three children that I have to pay on my own. And he got so mad at me. I haven't spoke to him in three years.

[Bobbo]

Did you tell him you had to speak to your wife to see if he could get it done?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, I knew there was something I liked about you. I knew it. No, I did not do that. I did not do that. But isn't that weird? You want somebody to hate your guts? Let me tell you what you do. Here's what you do. If you really want somebody to hate your guts, give them a hundred dollars every Tuesday at 5 o' clock for six months. And then one Tuesday, don't give it to them and tell them you're done. And you'll be the sorriest son of a bitch they've ever known in their life. Do you catch what I'm saying?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll be the sorriest son of a bitch that you've ever Met in their life. Facts. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My old man started borrowing money off of me when I was 19 years old. Is that not weird? He always paid me back, but in that. I mean, in that, you know. Hey, you want to go to lunch? Sure. You want to hang out, dad? And then the next day, like, three days later, again, hey, let's go to lunch. I'm like, this is awesome. I'm gonna, like, start hanging out with my dad. Hey, man, can I borrow 10 grand?

[Turley]

Your turn to buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you're. If you're gonna be a bear, be a great grizzly. Not 500. 10 grand.

[Turley]

Cool. 10 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll have it next week. Damn, dad. Okay, you know, you don't have to.

[Bobbo]

Take me to lunch to ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Right. Just ask. Just ask. You don't have to lube me up, man.

[Bobbo]

Put you together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't put me together. Yeah, can I borrow 10 grand?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a friend.

[Bobbo]

I've got a friend like that, too. Only calls when you need something. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, dude, you can.

[Bobbo]

Can just call me and just talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me restate for the record. He always paid me back. He always paid me back. But it crushed my feelings that the only reason that he wanted to invest any time with me is because he wanted a spot.

[Turley]

Yeah. See, you tell these stories now. And it's been. How long has it been? I. I used to really have fun with your dad, just hanging around, talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a fun guy.

[Turley]

He's a character.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's. He's a. He's a big character, and I enjoy that part of him, but the other part just got too deep, man.

[Turley]

He's deeply capitalistic, isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone. He. He never did Recover from the 80s recession when the construction company crashed. And he hates Republicans now and he hates the system. So every way, the way we grew up being capitalistic, if you will, American dream, family business, made it decently big. That's all bs. Everything that you're raised around wrong. My grandparents got a new Rolls Royce every three years. They had a construction company they started in the 50s, and he was part of it. It went broke in 88. And, you know, that's fine. I don't expect you to do it over again. But. But don't. Don't hate me for being wired the way that y' all raised me.

[Turley]

That's fair. Tell me this, Is he more reliable than, say, the Doobie Brothers?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding. Yes. He can be.

[Turley]

He can be on a Saturday morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can be going on. Oh, it's just Turley.

[Bobbo]

He just think my kid is trying to listen to my Apple music right now. Get off Apple music. Lucas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lucas, stop it. Stop trying to log in. That's like my Carfax account and Manny down in Houston getting that all screwed up. Okay, we'll be back in just a minute.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Some hate mail this morning, Bob.

[Turley]

Strange stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strange stuff. Dude, I love your show on 92.2.5. Just please quit smacking food while you're on the radio. It is gross. Smiley face.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, that's Wayne.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate you hanging in there through the La Madeleine Chow down. It was very delicious. It was a little bit cold, but that's not their fault. It's ours for picking it up late.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they should bring it to us. We'll work on that next week.

[Turley]

That's kind of conditional, though. I mean, what do you. Do you love the show or don't you? Because there's gonna be smacking.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's gonna be some smacking when you're.

[Bobbo]

Eating on the air. Especially something so delicious like Ladoline.

[Turley]

Oh, best breakfast in town, man.

[Bobbo]

You're just back on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the other one?

[Turley]

Other one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you read one a minute ago while we were on hold.

[Turley]

Oh, oh, oh, this is great. I don't know about this guy. Okay, I'm confused with this one. I would really be careful calling people bums. Their family might own the station that airs your show. Just a thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who did I call a bum? Me. No, no, no. I didn't call anybody a bum.

[Bobbo]

I mean, we were talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were making fun of tree, cedar, and cactus. Yeah. My two hippie friends in Colorado. Cedar and cactus and tree. I. And I hope that tree's got a, you know, good sense of humor to go along with it. But I never called anybody bum.

[Turley]

This guy's in Port Aransas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we call J.D. a bum?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, maybe. I think so.

[Turley]

He's a beach bum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[Turley]

Which is not. Which is not an actual bump.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Corpus, that's a small market, and I think it's family owned. Oh, you did.

[Bobbo]

You know what? You did call a caller a beach bump because he's wanting too much money for his Truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man.

[Bobbo]

I mean it's just whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so he owns the station or his family owns his family. So he wants to extort money out of me to pay too much for his truck?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well I, we buy a lot of ads, ads during the week and we pay for them and you know, I turn that around to do business with people that do business with you and I do business with y' all and I'd like to get the business in return and I didn't. Beach bum is not a bum. Beach bum is a term, is a little light hearted terminology. And if you're so serious that that's offensive to you, then I suggest that you listen to some Roseanne Barr podcast to tone yourself down or check out her Twitter feed.

[Turley]

Yes, here's a, here's a good one from a guy named James. Damn. Very tense show today. Does Bob O need a fat joint to ease the stress?

[Bobbo]

He might. Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jonathan in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Not much. How are you guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having fun. How do we sound out there?

[Caller/Listener]

You sound pretty good. I, you know I just moved back out a couple days ago and I just picked you guys up on to get fuel this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you put premium in that BMW or did you put the cheap unleaded?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know what, it's an 8 so it doesn't have to run on the premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you listen when, when you listen to the show every week we have a Puerto Rican mechanic that calls in named Uncle Norman and actually he was talking about it this morning. Is on these cars that run premium, the computer is programmed for it and when you put non premium in it it has to work harder and you actually get less miles per gallon. So considerably so you're, it's costing you more money.

[Caller/Listener]

I had a Land Cruiser that would do that. This one does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well this 95840 BMW, first of all, I think the 8 Series is a really good looking car. The hundred, the 180,000 miles just takes the wind out of me. It just kills me. It happens. So, so I'm scared to death of it because of the miles, because it can't stay running. Is it, Is it an 840 or an 850?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an 840 and it's been very well maintained as far as every. So you know, as far as the engine, they're stiller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually I don't, I, I gave 10,000 for a really low mile one about six months ago. Yeah, I think this car is worth three.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And that's my opinion because I get a lot of. I get a lot of offers on it. When people see it, it's black, it's in good shape, and you know, it's, it's amazing. But now I think I want to do something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I think you got a three thousand dollar ride. And if you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com and we will have. We have a location in Las Vegas, New Mexico that we just set up. New Mexico. Las Vegas, Nevada. I'm sorry, Nevada. Yeah. Las Vegas, New Mexico. Population is like 6 out of 10. 80, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's life, what's life like in Las Vegas? The city that never sleeps.

[Caller/Listener]

You know what, I'm not a gambler or anything, so just like anywhere else, malls and people.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're, are you, are you a professional gambler and that's how you make your living?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I have nothing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks for calling in, man. I thought he said I'm a gambler.

[Bobbo]

No, his phone was terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounded like Charlie Brown's teacher. You know, I'm a gambler. That's what I heard. But I guess I was wrong. I don't know what he said. He.

[Bobbo]

So the first caller from Vegas, he's driving a Land Cruiser, which a car we'd love to buy, but instead he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Calls in on a mild out Desert beat BMW, which still has a little value, but still. Yeah, I'd like the Lambos and the Ferraris. I want to talk to the gambler who just like needs to cash his title. And we'll pay up. We pay great money for Highline cars. Hey. Hey, Dale.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or who, who, who? Chris. 15 Lexus. Did you just lose your shirt at the boats in Lake Charles?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I didn't. It's just something I got to get out of. I've got to get something. Yeah, a bit bigger.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

38,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a is, it's an is 250 Lexus. A 2015 edition is 350. 350. What color is it? An F Sport.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Gunmetal gray. Like that charcoal color.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have 18 inch wheels or 19 inch wheels or 17 inch wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the 18s on there. It's got the premium wheels on there. They're also the gunmetal shapes. So I mean it's, it's in pristine condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

It does, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Mark Levinson sound system?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm adding 500 to you for that. Okay, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give, I'll give. I give. 25 grand. Won't give. 25.

[Caller/Listener]

5.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 grand is money.

[Caller/Listener]

I would like to get 26 if it's possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't we all? But now you're. Now you're getting into my money. What the hell, man?

[Caller/Listener]

You gotta try.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna send someone to your house, and I'm gonna pick it up. I'm gonna spend money getting it detailed. Even though you say it doesn't need it, it does. And then I've got to ship it and I've got to sell it, and I want to make 300 bucks. So if I give you 26 and I get like, 20. 25 5. 27. 257 is what I think I'm gonna get out of it, which would net me 300 bucks. Then. Then I'm losing money just because you bumped me. And that's not nice. Why are you being so mean? Don't be greedy, Chris.

[Caller/Listener]

No. Didn't cost anyone anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pigs get fat. Hogs get slaughtered. Take the 25 grand and run. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me the VIN.com, chris, is where you load it up. Holy hell, I'm tired. I've been a little jacked up this morning.

[Turley]

What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I knew I didn't have JD Here to fill in some gaps. It's just you and me, so I had to do more talking. So I slammed some coffee this morning, got up, went swimming, swam laps. Yeah, like, like, like all healthy and stuff.

[Turley]

Oh, man. I'm gonna be poolside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? When?

[Turley]

My. My new place. When it opens up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, awesome.

[Turley]

They just moved out the 31st, so I won't get it until, like, the 8th or the 10th. It's gonna be a weird week.

[Bobbo]

He needs a shower at the Bushwood.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need Hannah to come on next week to talk about. Hannah's gonna. Hannah the Stripper is going to be our Las Vegas affiliate. She says she can make more money out there. She's going to work in the Give me the VIN delivery office out there and have it full of her kind of gals. So the people that pick up your cars will be strippers, just like they're used to. Right? You know, when in Rome do as the Romans. I mean, I'm. I'm. If it doesn't work, we'll change. Change and we'll. We'll get illegals.

[Bobbo]

It'll be the first car. It'll happen. If it won't work, it won't show up at time, that's for damn sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the illegals are a hell of a lot more dependable than the strippers. This I know. Yeah. Strippers. Trying to organize strippers is like herding cats. Charlie, have you tried to organize strippers in your past?

[Bobbo]

Yes. It's not fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a difficult, difficult. That's management to the umpteenth degree. If you can organize strippers, you can run any company in the United States. Okay. Brandy Dale, Nick Russell. We see online. Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com, load your truck or your car up. Ooh, that Corvette convertible. I want that too. We'll be here in the buyer's office till 4 o' clock today and buying these cars on the website. And send pictures. Send pictures. Send pictures. I'm telling you one more time, send pictures. If you don't send pictures, then we can't do the deal. We got to see what we're looking at. Got to see the merchandise, man. I don't get to touch it or smell it. At least I want to see it. But I'll damn sure buy it. And I'll damn sure pay for it. My name is John Clay Wolf. Bob. Oh, thank you for being such a sport with your initiation. Congratulations on your new job. I'm so happy that you're here. Las Vegas. Good to see you. We'll see you next Saturday. I'll get this time stuff figured out soon. And over and out.

[Caller/Listener]

Out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[Turley]

Let's get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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