#152 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.09.18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #152 Summary (June 9, 2018)

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, blends the team’s signature mix of irreverent talk, car deals, wild speculation, rowdy anecdotes, and free-wheeling banter. The crew dives into recent celebrity deaths, conspiracy theories, behind-the-scenes chaos at their offices, tales from the car business, sports post-mortems, and plenty of wild digressions. As always, listeners call in to sell their cars, and the GiveMeTheVIN party at the Alamo Drafthouse is heavily promoted—with the typical blend of hard sells and mockery.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Remembering Celebrity Deaths & Dark Theories

Timestamps: [01:19] – [04:47]

• Tom Petty, Anthony Bourdain, Kate Spade: The crew starts by noting the recent spate of celebrity deaths.
• Conspiracy Spirals: JD floats bizarre theories about Trump being connected to Bourdain and Kate Spade’s deaths:

  “Andy Bourdain was spoke out against Trump and now he’s. I don't know.” – JD [01:37]
  Turley quickly dismisses this:
  “It’s a terrible theory.” – Turley [02:07]

• Kate Spade Story: John weaves Kate Spade’s suicide into a car sales analogy:

  “When you sell your car short to the car dealers, you should… then you feel like blowing your head off.” – John Clay Wolfe [03:48]

• Segue masterclass: The show lampoons its own ability to pivot between the morbid and the sales pitch.

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2. Show Promotions: Listener Party Hype

Timestamps: [05:20], [15:54], [41:54], [58:23]

• The Alamo Drafthouse Pre-Show Party:
  Repeatedly plugged:

  “Tomorrow at the Alamo Drafthouse, five to seven. We’ll have beer, we’ll have girls, we’ll have free stuff.” – JD Ryan [05:20]

• VIP Passes Contest: Giveaways for concert tickets (Tesla, Joan Jett, Styx) based on who travels furthest [58:07].
• Buck Wild Girls:

  “Stable of fine young ladies that are just coming along to help us have a good time, make sandwiches, photo ops...” – Turley [59:30]

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3. Suicide, Spectacle & Shameful Segues

Timestamps: [04:19], [07:12], [08:21]

• Bourdain and Kate Spade:
  The hosts explore insensitive (and darkly comic) suicide theories, then connect them to car selling, with callous self-awareness:

  “If you go to GiveMeTheVin.com and spot check with your therapist before you trade…” – John [03:57]

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4. Caller Interactions: Cars, Deals, and Negotiations

Timestamps: [10:00] onward (recurring)

• Selling Cars Live: Callers pitch their vehicles—Hyundai Sonata [10:00], Cadillac Escalade [21:24], Honda Civic [24:42], Viper truck [54:17], Bentley Continental [88:53], and more.

• John’s Bidding War Style:

  “I’d hate to price another man’s property, but I will…” – John [21:57]
  He tries to buy caller's cars by outbidding what the computer says, with on-air negotiation.

• Notable Close:

  “Mental masturbation is not what I'm into this morning.” – John [57:52]

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5. Life at the GiveMeTheVIN Office

Timestamps: [35:50], [36:45], [39:23]

• “Driver problems”: Stories of hiring mishaps, including a shoe-less employee being called a “crackhead” and promptly fired by “Uncle Roy.”
• Homeless Intrusions & Office Security:
  The team recounts incidents of homeless men wandering into their buyer’s room, negotiations with bums, and graphic tales of “projectile” poop on building balconies.

  “Let me tell you what you should have done. Next time, you need to take a breakfast burrito and... just whip it out.” – John [38:41]
  This segues into talk of arming staff near potential breach points.

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6. Behind the Comedy: The Stress of Leadership

Timestamps: [101:06], [109:00]

• JD’s Health Intervention:
  JD tries to persuade John to take his health seriously:

  “You sort of have almost the perfect storm for bad things. And we lost another friend this week. And it made me wonder who.” – JD [107:06]
  John responds with brutal honesty about his past, the pressure of running the business, and why he’s not ready to slow down.
  “I want to finish this job. I got a job to finish, JD. And it's to become the used car manager of the United States of America.” – John [110:00]

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7. Wacky Workplace Antics

Timestamps: [30:37], [130:00]

• Thrown Burritos: John launches a breakfast burrito at an “account executive” after a frustrating exchange about advertising rates.

  “So what I did is I took the breakfast burrito and I threw it at his head and I said, stop bringing me breakfast burritos and bring me some freaking numbers that make sense.” – John [31:46]

• Staff Lodging:
  Bobbo sleeps in the studio awaiting his apartment, prompting gross-out jokes about the state of the couch and cleaning rituals.

  “Did you wear a shirt? … Your nappy skin, the unbathed skin is all over my fancy couch.” – John [126:19]

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8. Sports Breakdown with a Twist

Timestamps: [19:03] – [21:17]; [136:27]

• LeBron & NBA Finals:
  The crew discusses LeBron James’ performance and JR Smith’s infamous blunder, with comic analogies to J. Lo losing her butt.

  “That would like be like J. Lo being so mad, she made somebody spank her real hard. Lost her butt.” – John [20:16]

• Oklahoma City Thunder: Talk about Oklahoma sports “free rides” and the proposed “Oklahoma Tweakers” NFL team.

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9. Office, Business, & Expansion

Timestamps: [28:28], [156:08]

• Show Expansion: Hints at syndication into new markets including Washington DC and San Diego, accompanied by griping about scheduling.
• Facility Challenges: Debates over moving offices, and worries about scaling infrastructure as the company grows.

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10. Memorable Bits & Recurring Laughs

Black, White, Latino, or Other

Timestamps: [47:41]
DJ Pre K runs a “guess the crime perp ethnicity” bit—turns into a riff on prosthetic limbs and racial stereotypes.

Fitness & Overworking

Timestamps: [153:28]
John’s wife overexerts for “Camp Gladiator,” leading to concern about overworking and health consequences.

Free Coffee Gag

Timestamps: [87:41], [113:33]
John offers free coffee at La Madeleine (“put it on John Clay Wolfe’s tab!”) in all cities, volunteers to pay if corporate catches on.

Closing Out

• “If you want to sell your car, go to givemethevin.com. We'll do that.” – John [143:41]

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Notable Quotes

• On Clubbing Conspiracy Theories:

  “Metaphysical meanderings with my friend JD Ryan.” – Turley [02:15]

• On Comparing Losing Out on a Car to Kate Spade:

  “When you sell your car short to the car dealers, you should…then you feel like blowing your head off.” – John [03:48]

• On Office Security:

  “I want a pistol under your desk. Because if the day that that guy comes through that door high on drugs, you need to…blow his head off like a video game.” – John [40:09]

• On Not Drinking, and Listener’s Concerns:

  “Out of all the things going on in the world, they want to know if… you drinking? Who killed Anthony Bourdain? Did Donald Trump really say grab her by the p…” – John [14:04]

• On Staff Hygiene:

  “Did you wear a shirt? …Your nappy skin, the unbathed skin is all over my fancy couch.” – John [126:19]

• On Marketing Savvy:

  “I'm introducing Starbucks people to La Madeleine coffee. Because on a Saturday morning they get out of their Starbucks group and they might take a moment to try La Madeleine coffee.” – John [114:28]

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Segment Timestamps (Selected)

| Time | Segment/Topic | |-----------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 01:19 | Celebrity deaths & wild theories | | 05:20 | Listener party promo (Alamo Drafthouse) | | 10:00 | Caller: Selling a Hyundai Sonata | | 21:24 | Caller: Selling Cadillac Escalade | | 24:42 | Caller: Selling Honda Civic | | 35:50 | Hiring/firing chaos in the office | | 38:41 | Office homeless/bombarding with bums | | 41:54 | Buck Wild Girls at Listener Party | | 47:41 | Black, White, Latino, or Other (DJ Pre K’s bit) | | 54:17 | Caller: Viper truck negotiations | | 88:53 | Caller: Bentley Continental | | 109:00 | John’s philosophy on work, life, mortality | | 130:00 | Bobbo sleeping in office, janitor’s tales | | 136:27 | Sports: NBA Finals, LeBron, Thunder |

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Tone & Style

• Loose, irreverent, and rapid-fire: The team thrives on inside jokes, ragging on each other, and rollercoaster transitions from death to car deals to breakfast complaints.
• Sales, self-promotion, and self-mockery: Any mention of tragedy or controversy quickly pivots to a self-aware sales plug or a crude analogy.
• Unfiltered language, especially in “off-air” sections and the end of the show—producers, be warned.

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For New Listeners

This episode is a perfect, if chaotic, encapsulation of The John Clay Wolfe Show: a comedic spin cycle of car trading, Texas lifestyle, sports, morbid gags, off-color bits, and over-the-top character. If you like mock conspiracies, hot-mic moments, blue-collar hustle, and are not easily offended, you’ll find plenty to laugh at and marvel over here.

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Listen for:

• Callers haggling, office soap opera, Buck Wild Girls, bold claims about free coffee, and spontaneous, dangerous comedy.
• Key recurring phrases: “givemethevin.com,” “plugging the hell out of that place,” “mental masturbation,” “shut up and turn the radio on.”

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For more: Visit johnclaywolf.com or the show’s PodBean page for archives and podcasts.

Transcript

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[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

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[Bobbo]

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[Turley]

Take a deep breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Fan]

Get up.

[Announcer]

Hit him up. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now get ready to taste some sweet beer candy.

[Announcer]

This is part of the show Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[Turley]

God, I miss that guy. Old Tom Petty. Poor old Tom Petty.

[JD Ryan]

Poor old Tom. Lots of people have died this year, man. Very strange. And under very strange situation. I think all of them were against Trump and now they're all dying.

[Turley]

What?

[JD Ryan]

That's all I'm saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying wasn't.

[JD Ryan]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[JD Ryan]

Andy Bourdain was spoke out against Trump and now he's. I don't know.

[Turley]

Dude. Anthony Bourdain was the closest thing to genuinely cool.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

That I've seen in the last couple years, probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Turley]

Love that show. I love that show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Turley]

God.

[JD Ryan]

And then he has everything in the world to live for. On top of his career, doing great, and suddenly.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, he's in the middle of a new season.

[JD Ryan]

Y' all say what you want to. I'm just saying he spoke out against Trump, and I said, I don't think that's why. That's what happened.

[Turley]

It's a terr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terrible theory.

[JD Ryan]

Did they both happen?

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yes, those two things happen.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you very much.

[Turley]

Metaphysical meanderings with my friend JD Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just saying.

[Turley]

Good morning, jd.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna speak positively about her president.

[Turley]

No, no, that's great. That psychic thing's gonna serve you well. What's gonna happen next week?

[JD Ryan]

Because if I was found in a hotel room like that people would say, yeah, I understand that.

[Turley]

I see that.

[JD Ryan]

He used to go around with his dog. It was his only friend.

[Turley]

Yeah, it's just a bummer deal every time, you know, I'm driving around and I hear Prince or I hear one of the. One of the great old Eagles songs with Glenn Fry lead vocals. Yeah, like, man, Gone.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Gone but not forgotten. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And there's some chick that made. I'm not gonna get the women mad, but some trick that made handbags killed her.

[Bobbo]

Kate Spade.

[JD Ryan]

That's the one. I don't know even any about her.

[Bobbo]

I don't either.

[JD Ryan]

You.

[Bobbo]

The only reason I knew her name is cuz my wife mentioned.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay. Yeah. All the women are going to be like, you car. Okay. Spade. No, I don't.

[Turley]

Well, I had to. I had to look that one up actually, fellas. And her. Her products are actually very popular, actually. Peing peeking right now, of course.

[JD Ryan]

Best way to have your career take.

[Turley]

Off is kill yourself, Man, Elvis still sells records.

[JD Ryan]

I got news for you.

[Turley]

Van Gogh syndrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know why Kate Spade killed herself?

[Turley]

Here we go.

[JD Ryan]

No, I don't, John. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she. When she realized that the company she showed she sold her company for like $10 million. Okay. And then the people she sold it to sold it again for like $50 million or 150 or a billion. So the exponential. Okay, so she just sold herself short.

[Turley]

So that's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why she blew her head.

[JD Ryan]

You think so? So 10 million is not enough.

[Turley]

Yeah, that's just not what you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, I mean, our listeners understand, and that's really why we do the show, is because when you sell your car short to the car dealers, you should. Then you feel like blowing your head off.

[Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you go to givemetheven.com and spot check with your therapist before you trade it into the car dealership, then you might save your life.

[JD Ryan]

Evil Knievel of radio. What a jump that was.

[Bobbo]

That was one of the greatest transitions I've seen in a long time.

[Turley]

Segue, baby, segue.

[JD Ryan]

Canyons got nothing on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll get to Anthony Bourdain later in the program.

[Bobbo]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a whole nother. A whole other theory with him.

[JD Ryan]

We do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Better than mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your theory?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I can't. Yo, I'm not gonna tell you. I don't want to ruin your deal. I don't want to ruin you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not gonna ruin my deal.

[JD Ryan]

I just said he spoke out against Trump recently and. And now he's dead. Oh, you say whatever you want to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's a Clinton. Seal says no, that's not true.

[Turley]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe the Clintons wouldn't have him killed just because they've been wanting to kill somebody.

[JD Ryan]

It's been a while since.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been a while since they killed.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody is what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got a scratch.

[DJ Pre K]

Just.

[Bobbo]

Just do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're just a serial murderer. Chelsea got her mouth full this week too, by somebody about that. Well, who was it really? What she do somebody. She was talking about Trump and somebody laid into her and said, you're from the heaviest crime family the past two decades.

[Turley]

Clintons are a crime family.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Jenny, do you think the Clintons are crime?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely. Probably worse than Gotti.

[Turley]

Well, you ought to know the yes.

[JD Ryan]

Because of my. Because of my crime family history. Yeah. Hey, our. Our big tomorrow at the Alamo Drafthouse. Everybody going to be there five to seven. We'll have beer, we'll have girls, we'll have free stuff. It's the Alamo Draft House. It's the give me the vin, come out and meet John and the crew party.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the crew.

[JD Ryan]

I'm part of the crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about yourself in the third person.

[JD Ryan]

To get JD Come out and meet JD. Ry the person, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

The JD I've got tickets right here. I'm going to be giving away tickets during the show today.

[JD Ryan]

People keep asking me where can they get tickets. I'm not going to tell them now. John Clay here's his home number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, they can just go. They can get them wherever, but I am going to give some away.

[Bobbo]

What about at the part. The pre show party? You have some tickets out there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where I'm gonna give them away.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay. So come out to the pre show party.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at them right now in.

[JD Ryan]

Case you've missed it. Five to seven. And it is tomorrow at the Alamo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drafthouse and we've got a free bar tab for people with a wristband.

[JD Ryan]

Details [e-mail] really special people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob O's got some friends coming from the Bucks.

[Turley]

Bucks. Wild girls from Dallas. What Are gonna come down for photo ops and just to meet and greet our fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is starting to sound like a party, but yeah.

[JD Ryan]

When did this happen? One weekend I go to Porter Rangers and all the cool stuff happens. Bucks. I should leave more often.

[Turley]

It's for John mainly because when you have the Bucks, wild girls At a party. The bar tab doesn't hurt as bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm thinking 8008-072348-00800 radio. So did Kate Spade hang herself?

[Bobbo]

No idea.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know if it came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't have dirty movies rolling in the background when they found her, did she?

[JD Ryan]

She did not. Stop saying stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

These, these designers and celebrities and actors keep doing the auto audio.

[JD Ryan]

Asphyxiation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's.

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe that's what's going on with Anthony Bourdain, nor do our lawyers. So I'd stop.

[Bobbo]

Yes, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who did. Who did? Anthony Bourdain. Who killed him?

[JD Ryan]

He killed himself.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, why? How?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I told you, Trump did it.

[Bobbo]

Depression.

[Caller/Fan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[JD Ryan]

Right. The Russian tie in.

[Turley]

Well, he was in France.

[JD Ryan]

He was in France. He's been to Russia. Come on, guys, this is so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's oh, Russian connection.

[JD Ryan]

You think?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he was murdered?

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really do.

[JD Ryan]

Oh. Top of his career, making billions of dollars. Everything in the world to live for. Suddenly, oh, by himself in a hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye bye. Smash. You think he got smoked? Wow. What did he die of? Bullet. Gunshot?

[Bobbo]

Hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hanging. Well, I mean, if you were going to force someone to hang themselves, I mean, how would the bullets.

[JD Ryan]

Too obvious. Because then there's gun residue, then there's powder to see how close the bullet the gun was before when it went off. This way nobody knows who was in the room. Dude, I'm telling you.

[Turley]

Right, right. It's just like two going blondie, good, bad and the ugly. Right. He puts Clint Eastwood up on that chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

I'm going to hang you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Turley]

You blonde son of a. I'm telling you, he shoots the chair out from under.

[John Clay Wolf]

You really think oh.

[JD Ryan]

The Trump Russia tie in is too obvious?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just too obvious.

[Turley]

Too dumb is what it is. May I say. I mean, I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

The fact that JD say this with a straight face is what's funny. Look at Pre K's glasses. Damn.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Bobbo]

Too much. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, those are looking good.

[Bobbo]

Holy.

[Turley]

See this? Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Prek.

[DJ Pre K]

What's going down, man?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Deep Chopra. Anyone ever seen Deepak Chopra? That's exactly what your glasses look like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you. What did those set of Brother Bag?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, you know, about 250 for the frames, but then I gotta go get prescription lenses put in them, so about 350 in all.

[Bobbo]

Versace.

[DJ Pre K]

Versace, baby.

[Turley]

I'll bet you could have got them for 125 in the men's department.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh man, don't tell me that.

[JD Ryan]

So many funny points in just that one sentence.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to talk about your Cadillac episode later.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

That's why I went and got the shades, man. I didn't get my Cadillac so I had to go drown my sorrows at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neiman Market and I, I think we need to change the, the. You know how I wanted to raise money to get a jet so I could be closer to God.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to be close so. And been playing with the listeners. Rob it. Rob put that on the website. I think we ought to swap that out to help the listeners raise money or DJ Pre K to get a lack.

[Turley]

Yeah, Pre K's catalog because he got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoked out of a lack this week.

[JD Ryan]

You didn't tell the story. Now later, later he had a Caddy and he lost it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. Hello.

[Caller]

Hey, this is Jose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Jose. Hey Jose.

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got a. I've heard you on the radio and I've got a car for my daughter that I want to sell. She's been kind of beating me up about selling it and it's kind of a hassle.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

15 Hyundai Sonata.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

25000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the payoff?

[Caller]

No payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good for you. You know, I've been impressed with how many people that I've seen without payoffs lately. Recently, you know, like Dave Ramsey's. Well, he's working, they're listening.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average rough or clean condition?

[Caller]

I'll say it's clean condition. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And what's she gonna drive when you sell this thing?

[Caller]

We picked up another card. Okay, she's gonna be driving another car. But have you know your range? When I went to your website, your range hit me at like 127 to 14 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And so what he's talking.

[Caller]

I don't want to. I'm not going to take it anywhere else. I'm just pretty busy and I just need to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he, what he's talking about? What he's talking about everybody is. He went to givetheven.com put the VIN number of the license plate in built the car and it. The system quoted him a two thousand dollar range. How long did it take you to get that number? How long?

[Caller]

Oh, just a matter of just. Just input it and hit enter and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, so. So what did you. So, okay, so this, the computer hits your Car. And then you're supposed to reply, accept, decline, or considering. What did you do?

[Caller]

I said considering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then did. Was that last night or yesterday? Yeah. So they haven't had a chance to call you back yet? The buyers?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, they're working on it right now. Did you send any pictures? Yes. Okay, perfect. Well, let's just let it finish that way. I mean, hell, they've got the VIN number. I can hit you. You already know where we're at. I mean, it's going to be right there. So we'll buy it.

[Caller]

Yeah. I tell you what it takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take?

[Caller]

I just want. I'm ready to get rid of it, you know, if you do 13:5, man, you come pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what was the range on it?

[Caller]

127 to 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

7. 135 does heavy damage.

[Caller]

I don't want to. I don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[Bobbo]

Does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any damage? No. What color?

[Caller]

It's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 Azera. Oh, it's got a roof. Sonata.

[Caller]

Hyundai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sonata. You're in Mansfield. It's fine. I'll buy. Yep, no payoff. Do you want to bring it in today or do you want us to come get it Monday?

[Caller]

You know what? If you guys can come get it just because it's kind of busy and. Man, I heard it. You'll pick it up, so. Yep, pick it up. More power, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, first call, first hit, first up. And actually, are you coming out Sunday to. You ought to come to the concert and get your. Sell that T shirt.

[Caller]

Yeah, I heard about that. Interesting.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll be. We'll be there tomorrow at 5 o' clock before the Tesla Joan Jet and sticks. All right, thank you, sir. I'm gonna put you on hold and let them wrap you up. We're at five o' clock at Toyota Draft House. Alamo Draft House.

[JD Ryan]

Five until seven o' clock in Irving, Texas, in the middle of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We worked that deal right. We didn't work that deal right. We didn't work that deal right at all. Sitting here, plugging the hell out of that place and I got to pay for my own beer.

[JD Ryan]

That ain't right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't right. There's something really wrong about that.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, when did this happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just last week.

[JD Ryan]

This is not right.

[Turley]

Well, they're from Austin, John.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no. This doesn't. This has to change.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just not right.

[JD Ryan]

We're just gonna wait the whole thing off. If you don't get free beer Canceled. If John doesn't get free beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, but sitting there, like, advertising the hell out of a place for free.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I gotta pay for my beer. And I've been looking forward to drinking my beer because I haven't drank in, like, a month and a half.

[JD Ryan]

I found a guy in Port Aransas that asked if you were still. I swear to you God. Hey, man, how you doing? Hey, you're off the radio today. Hey, John. Still not drinking?

[Turley]

I swear.

[JD Ryan]

No, he wasn't even drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're the soap opera for Texas males across the state, apparently so.

[Bobbo]

And that's their biggest concern.

[JD Ryan]

Was it whether. Yeah. All the other things going on in the world, they want to know if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drink it, who killed Anthony Bourdain?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did Donald Trump really say grab her by the pee?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we have the audio that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And has. Has Trump. I mean, is Wolf still not drinking? Well, we have audio of what?

[JD Ryan]

We have audio of him. Them saying the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it could have been fake. You know, you got to think about these conspiracies. So you went to Port Aransas. And we will talk about that in a moment. Good morning, everybody. Happy summertime.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

All states listening. Tune on, tune in. Here we go. Be right back.

[Announcer]

And now we return.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[JD Ryan]

No one's gonna even look at you. Okay.

[Announcer]

This is Vegas to the John Clay Wolf show.

[JD Ryan]

Hello. There were tons of other freaks here.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this. I know this song. It's Jane's addiction.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that makes sense. The Vegas mountain. We're on the mountain in Las Vegas. Good morning. Morning.

[JD Ryan]

Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're coming down the mountain.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Las Vegas. Between all drunk, stoned, and broke from.

[Bobbo]

Gambling, I believe we purchased our first Vegas vehicle yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was a junker, too. Three grand, you know. You know, trash can.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I have a rental car I lost in Vegas once was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a 12 Ford Escape with 130. I saw it last night and I told Chad, I was like, three grand. He's like, that's what we pay. And I said, yeah, and that's what it'll bring, too. And it was our first Vegas car. The second. The first Vegas call was a weird one. Hey, you guys in. In Vegas that. That want to sell your car, go to. Give me the vin.com or just call 800-800-7234. Good morning. Houston, Oklahoma. Austin, San Antonio. Everybody else, Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. Love, love, Us some South Louisiana.

[JD Ryan]

We probably have people from all over coming to the big listener party tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big, big, big listener.

[Caller/Fan]

It's big.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's huge.

[Bobbo]

Furthest away, sir.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's a thought.

[Bobbo]

It's a tick. Gets tickets in or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you gotta give him something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Furthest, Furthest drive. And we. We're out of the free T shirts.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've done the pre register for those. That's the day before we're gonna have some for sale. And it's at the Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow.

[JD Ryan]

Right at the end of the bone of the gimmetheven.com Bone Jim Bash with Tesla, Joan Jet and sticks. We're going to be there our early parties, five to seven with beer, girls, free stuff, general craziness.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Joan Jet sound check that they were asking us if we wanted to do yesterday. And I never asked anybody if they wanted to go three o'. Clock. But like, if you start reading it, it's like, if Joan Jett doesn't show up, you can't be mad at her. Basically, artist doesn't guarantee to show up. Yeah, I'm like, I've been around the concert world enough that just a 50, 50, this chick ain't gonna be there.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna say there's a 70, 30.

[Caller]

She won't be there.

[JD Ryan]

If that's in the contract. That's like the Ron White, the comedian in his contracts. This was back before. I don't know about today.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

But it was written if he's too drunk to perform. There was a. There was an out, a legal out for everybody. And so I was like, well, chances are then he might be drinking a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Bob.

[Bobbo]

What kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. I mean, we're doing a show, for Christ's sake.

[Turley]

Ordering your breakfast, for Christ's sake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll do it off the air, for Christ's sake.

[Turley]

I've been on hold for 20 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Figure this out. Call it in yesterday.

[Bobbo]

Where are we ordering breakfast from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are we ordering from? Lane calling Ladline. We, we. I've got mine. Yeah, okay, we write all that down. DJ Prek. Did you get DJ PR's order?

[JD Ryan]

What do you want? DJ?

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ.

[JD Ryan]

I'm getting these spicy something.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, they got shrimp and grits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shrimp and grits at Lane? Yeah. No.

[DJ Pre K]

What about chicken and waffles?

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't have chicken. I don't. They might have French chicken and waffles.

[JD Ryan]

I'd pay money to see you order that in person.

[John Clay Wolf]

What Else do you like dj?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know, man. I'm really in the mood for some grits, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need some grit.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, just plain grit seeds, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do without the shrimp, grits and gravy.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man. Or maybe some cheese or some sugar. No, not cheese and sugar. Cheese or sugar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, on your grits? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You wouldn't want to mix them.

[Bobbo]

No, they don't do that at La Madeleine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. What do you call grits that are French?

[DJ Pre K]

What you call it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Call in an order and tell them you're Anthony Bourdain, back from the dead. Oh, my Lord. He liked French restaurants. 800-800-7 2, 3. It's too early. Way, way, way. It was too early for Chris Cornell, too. Anyway, we'll go on to something else.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, when we. After he'd passed away.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And y' all did something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it wasn't bad.

[JD Ryan]

It must be if you're still talking about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it just got a lot of people mad.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, then let's don't re. Talk about it. So we hacked everybody off. Really? What did we say?

[John Clay Wolf]

LeBron is out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

LeBron's done for the year.

[Bobbo]

Sweat.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was nice to see all those Golden State people get him a bunch of atta boys at the end of the. The last minute last night, they were.

[Bobbo]

Playing against him, so it was the only player they were playing against.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like.

[Bobbo]

Did you see that?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, like, technically mobile. You're Mike Singletary.

[Bobbo]

I mean, the first game he scores 51. And then it turns out after the game, he may have broke his hand because he was so mad at that idiot J R Smith, and then move. You didn't see this?

[JD Ryan]

No, I didn't see it, but he broke his hand.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he hit the whiteboard in the locker room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And so that's why his production was down to, like, 30 and 20 points a game. And, you know, triple double nothing. Fantastic. Not the 50 points, but, yeah, he may have broke his hand, and that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why he couldn't hit.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he wasn't playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So J.R. smith made him so mad, he broke his. So J.R. smith really did ruin it for the.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he. All the way around.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the way.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the guy that got the ball at the end of the game number two, and game number one went the wrong direction with it. It's just like getting a handoff in a football game and running and scoring on the other teams in your Own end zone.

[JD Ryan]

You would just think as a professional, somebody who uses their hands for millions of dollars, you would think before you hit a board.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but when you're so mad, I mean, this was the bonehead play of the.

[Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would like be like JLO being so mad. She. She made somebody spanker real hard.

[Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Lost her butt.

[Turley]

Understand?

[JD Ryan]

Let it go, Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let it go.

[JD Ryan]

Let it breathe.

[Turley]

Let it breathe.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that butt was insured for like couple hunskies or a couple mil or something.

[JD Ryan]

You know that's right.

[Turley]

How would you lose your butt?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-48800 radio so Kevin Durant got his second NBA Finals MBV VP. He averaged 28 points.

[Bobbo]

Boy, Oklahoma, people hate hearing about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Thunder was really good. I enjoyed the Thunder. I was a fan of the Thunder. I don't even know who's on the team anymore.

[Bobbo]

Oh, Brian Westbrook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he still.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Westbrook's the only one on there. Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they go to playoffs this year? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they had all right year, but he's just. He's the only after.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mavericks have been the world champions one day and they suck so bad the next.

[Bobbo]

Lightning in a bottle, man. They caught when LeBron was just joining the big three. They hadn't really messed yet. Dirk was at his peak. Good team concept, mesh. Everything worked perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Drew, what do we got?

[Caller]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller]

31,000 mile Cadillac Escalade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's a 16 Escalade ESV. So it's the long one?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old body stuff. Wait, no. New body style. 16?

[Caller]

Yeah, 2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston? Have you been anywhere else? Are you working a deal? Is it a lease? Or you just wanted to sell it? What's the story?

[Caller]

No, I just got an idea. Just want to sell it. But I have an idea what I want for it and just thought I'd give you a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'd hate to price another man's property, but I will. So, I mean, you would tell me how much it is if you got an idea what you want for it?

[Caller]

54 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Where are you coming up with 54 versus 53 or 55? I'm just interested.

[Caller]

I just kind of looked around, just kind of around and see them years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of experience and I've got a few. Or a man that says 54 grand means he's coming off of a bid somewhere else of 53 grand. Because he wouldn't have gone to 54. Everybody works in. Even he would have said 50 grand. 55 grand or 60 grand. He said 54 grand. So where did you come up with 54 grand?

[Caller]

I just kind of. Kind of hit in the. Kind of hit in the middle of what I'd been seeing out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've been seeing. Like he's been out hunting through the woods and threatening his own life. Honey, I'm back.

[JD Ryan]

What did you see?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I saw a lot. I saw crazy people in Oklahoma asking high money for high mile, but generally. And then I saw these Chinese people that kept saying, no, Reese, no, Reese. We want to purchase. We want to purchase. And then I saw somebody said 54 grand. Okay, so. So it's. It's a ESP. I'm sorry. We're just. I think you're too high, but I.

[Caller]

Think I. I think it's too high.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been. I've been looking around. I've been seeing it out there. Been watching the lanes. Is it a premium or is it a luxury? I think it's deluxe.

[Caller]

Right. Right below the premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right.

[Caller]

Got nav sunroof, electric boards. TVs in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 52 and a half.

[Caller]

52 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

My computer, my magic computer here, saying it brings at the auction, like, dealer money's 51 1, and I'm offering you 1500 over that and I'll come pick it up at your house in Houston and pay you. Is there payoff or is it a. Is a check?

[Caller]

I mean, paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid for. Okay. So I can wire the money. I can write a check. We can not pay in cash because we don't want the drivers to get murdered. But, yeah, think about it. Go to givemetheven.com. my clock's blinking at me. I've got to go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us call. Good morning, everybody. We're just getting warmed up. It's kind of been slow. We've been. I mean, the only funny thing that's happened this morning is Bobbo ordering our food on the air during the show instead of before the show. All right, we'll be right back. Well, we went too far.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes things that are funny to everybody are not really funny at all.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is so true what she just said.

[Turley]

Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

That's brilliant wisdom.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Some things that are funny. What'd she say? To everybody are not funny at all. I disagree. I think that there's a lot of things that are funny that are Vincent 800-800-723-48008. Market for worth an 09 Honda Civic with 160, 000 miles. Is it just the LX and like the paint's coming off the top and all the good stuff?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single mom.

[Caller]

Owned it for about seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single mom. Single mom. What if she was married? Was it your wife?

[Caller]

Not mine. Now fiance. It's me, Marjo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marco. Mark.

[Bobbo]

It's Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where you been, Mark? God, I missed you, man. Where were you last? Man, where the hell were you last night?

[Turley]

We were waiting on you because we looked everywhere.

[Caller]

I'll see you Sunday, okay?

[JD Ryan]

Mark's coming out Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, bring the car out Sunday. We're gonna have to. Give me the vin, our new funky van. It's all covered up in this goofy stuff. Almost cussed and. And. Bring it up. I can't think of a better car than a 10 year old Civic with 160,000 miles that smells like single mom. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Brian, where do you live?

[Caller]

Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma City. You like it up there? I've lived here all my life, so.

[Caller]

I don't know any better.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the Thunder?

[Caller]

Management gets it together. We might have a good team.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, y' all had a free ride is what you've had since. Since they've gotten there. Y' all are so lucky. You'll never see highs like that ever again. Ever.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. The three amigos joining forces. It was like Super Friends, dude. It was like a freak show. It'll never happen. Yeah. Okay. A15. And I loved that group of guys. They were. They were. Well, look, look. They're all in the playoffs this year. Except they.

[Caller]

They couldn't get it done though.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. All the guys that harden, key player.

[Bobbo]

Make to the finals in the Western Conference, right? Durant wins the second time and then Westbrook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, got to the first round. I mean, the Thunder's kind of like the Cowboys of the. Well, that's a bad example. Anyway. A15 F250 Platinum with 70 on it. Crew cab, leather nav. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

Totally stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 38,000, maybe 40.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it though. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[Caller]

I'll do it tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, dude.

[Turley]

You know, Oklahoma City could be the answer to The Los Angeles problem in the NFL. As you know, the Raiders are moving to Las Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Turley]

And we got the Chargers who don't belong anywhere but San Diego. Move the Chargers to Oklahoma City. Why start an expansion team? The Tweakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, where's Oklahoma Tweakers?

[JD Ryan]

Wait for the punchline.

[Turley]

I took a while, but AFC West.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was worth it. The Oklahoma Tweakers.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Turley]

Phil Rivers looks like a tweaker. I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would their mascot be? Like a guy that looked like Shaggy.

[Turley]

From just a little, just one of those little, little black footed trailer park girls.

[Bobbo]

And their uniform colors, that sheet blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Color, you know, Oklahoma Tweakers. And they're, they're somebody. Their mascot is just a little cut off wearing tank top, flat chested, barefoot black footed girl.

[Bobbo]

No, that's all their cheerleaders. That's how they, that's all they look.

[JD Ryan]

Someone will have a logo for this team on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page within 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope so. I hope so. I do too. Hey, speaking of San Diego, where we're starting in San Diego July 7th. Whoa. Really did that deal yesterday. It's called San Diego. Is it really?

[Bobbo]

No, it's from anchorman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that where he told everybody to go F themselves?

[Turley]

Stay classy, San Diego.

[Bobbo]

I can't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. I've never been to San Diego.

[Turley]

I'll be on the phone with them today to make sure they have the equipment they need for that switch over there.

[JD Ryan]

That's a good idea.

[Bobbo]

Do they have a guy named their tree too?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's cactus and cedar.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the engineers in west coast?

[Turley]

My brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pecan 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Turley]

Yeah, I talked to Tree yesterday. Just, you know, you guys got everything lined up for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tree is the engineer in Las Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what happened for iHeartMedia? Yeah.

[Turley]

And he said they are set up for this week. We shall see. I'll call them. Are we on 15 minutes on Westwood. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? So they got a receiver.

[Turley]

Tree heard our broadcast last week and he was very amused.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Yeah, I sent Tree an apology note after our broadcast last week. Oh yeah. I, I sent Tree an apology note after our broadcast last week because I, I, I just didn't want to get off on the wrong foot. I have a tendency to do that with people. What I've learned over the years. So, so because we. He was making a few errors. Okay, maybe not. But there were some problems with the engineering for Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

I wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we started bagging on Tree. And then his name's Tree. And I started talking about cedar and cactus. My buddies, stoner, hippie friends, kids. And saying that. Anyway, it made a whole bit out of Tree. You know, not everybody, you know his name is Tree.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or lives in Las Vegas. But he said he. He thought it was funny.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And he said he went home. He was fascinated by it. He went home and listened to the podcast all day Sunday, and he couldn't believe he said. And then two hours later, some. Some guy has a problem in Arkansas. You guys are saying, well, what did Tree do now? He really got a kick out of. He's been a great sport.

[JD Ryan]

You made a start out of Tree. That's great. So you made a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I finally made a friend.

[JD Ryan]

As opposed to the sales rep in the building yesterday you threw the breakfast burrito at. We can talk about that anytime you're ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, what? Oh, yeah, I missed this.

[Caller/Fan]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you want to talk about this?

[John Clay Wolf]

They just gotta understand, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

He threw a breakfast burrito at a radio salesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a salesman. He's an account executive, God damn it.

[JD Ryan]

A radio account executive. Okay, let me. The guy brought him free breakfast burritos, and John didn't like the way the conversation was going, so he said, stop bringing me these burritos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring me something good. And he threw it at his head.

[JD Ryan]

At his head. And you wonder why people go, don't go see that, man.

[Turley]

You ain't right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has to understand, Bob. We've been doing this.

[Turley]

He has to understand what?

[John Clay Wolf]

He has to understand what? Okay, we go into all these markets, we buy a ton of advertising, weekday flights, and there's so much work to be done. Quit bringing me stupid ass highball numbers. Quit. Let's quit starting at sticker. Yeah, just stop it. Are we not past this? Do I not buy and sell things?

[Caller/Fan]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day on the wholesale market, I'm paying them well above wholesale. I know that, but my God, stop thinking I'm stupid. Quit insulting me like I'm a.

[Turley]

You know, you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thanks.

[Turley]

You're right about that now.

[JD Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I did is I took the breakfast burrito and I threw it at his head and I said, stop bringing me breakfast burritos and bring me some freaking numbers that make sense.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Turley]

My only. Only question. My only question is, did you immediately throw burrito or did you allow yourself to take 10 or 12 minutes to get set off and then throw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Turley]

You need lithium.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was 30 minutes in.

[Turley]

You need some sort of medication. You ain't right on the clock sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I got a lot to do. I don't have time to list this stupid crap.

[Turley]

And I say that out of love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[JD Ryan]

I laughed so hard. Yesterday was so bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bacon, egg and potato. I didn't like that. Anyway, Gerald, good morning on the air. Hello, 2010 terrain with 88 to 7 leather cloth.

[Caller]

No, no leather, no sunroof, no navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven grand.

[Caller]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

Hey, it's got new plugs and new wipers on. Does that help?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you put plugs in it? Why the hell does it need plugs? Did it really need plugs? Are you just so you're just. You're just so old school you wouldn't swap them? You just couldn't help yourself? No, those cars don't need plugs anymore. The newer ones. But anyway, yeah. Go to givethevin.com. load it up. I live out in Johnson county too, so. Wait, we'll find you. We'll come pick it up. Bring a check, get you paid.

[Caller]

I'm just checking. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Brian and Amarillo 03 Wrangler with 33000 miles. Is it a hard top or two or a soft top?

[Caller]

Hard top with a soft top that goes with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

I've got not. Not excellent, I'd say. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 9,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It should if it's not nice. Well, maybe it's nicer than you think. I love the miles what buys it.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I've got five seconds before we have a hard out at the top of the hour. Give me the vin.com. i would love to buy it. I will buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars radio.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Turley]

You know is in really good shape. Was Jesus.

[Announcer]

Call him toll free 1-800-800- radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus was in amazing shape which is.

[Turley]

Especially impressive considering he could multiply bread whenever he Wanted.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Pretzel bread.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's saying that Jesus was carby but he was still had a six pack.

[JD Ryan]

But he walked everywhere. He was in great shape, didn't have a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Is that a Jesus joke? That's not funny, JD.

[JD Ryan]

Jesus is funny. Look, I go to church I can talk about him. It's like some people can call other people certain things because they are one. I can call Christians whatever I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Do you. Do you go to, like, rock and roll church?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you go to that same church as Gebhart?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Turley]

What is rock and roll?

[John Clay Wolf]

Church is, like, where they have a big PA and they, like, play. Like, they. They have these, like, Slayer plays, but. Onward Christian soldiers.

[JD Ryan]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Heavy rock band.

[JD Ryan]

It's like a band. Not heavy rock, but it's a band. Yeah. It's not. It's not the organ with a choir. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all wear. Do people wear tank tops to your church?

[JD Ryan]

No. I can go Jimmy Buffett shirts like I'm wearing, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you wear shower shoes to your church?

[JD Ryan]

Nobody wears shower shoes to my church. Dear Lord. Literally, dear Lord, Lord.

[Turley]

Rock and roll church.

[JD Ryan]

Rock and roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh. Uncle Roy needs some more drivers go to jobs. Give me the vin dot com. Jobs. Giveme the vin dot com. Uncle Roy needs to hire.

[JD Ryan]

Say it again, because I'm gonna have nine people go, hey, what was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jobs. J O b.s@[e-mail]. need a couple of drivers for the Fort Worth office. Because.

[Turley]

Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Because he had to let. He had to fire someone yesterday.

[JD Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

He called him a crackhead. That's what Roy calls stupid people.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I've heard him say it before.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he hires this guy. He comes in, does three jobs for us, picks up customers, cars for three days. Sure. And then yesterday comes in, and he was dressed and hair brushed and everything. And he forgot his shoes at the house. So he was sitting in the driver's lounge. He was sitting in the driver's lounge. He folded his. You know, put it. Put his leg up. His foot up on his leg. And boys, like, where's your damn shoes?

[JD Ryan]

Forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, I forgot him. He's like, you drove? He's like, oh, my God, I forgot him. He's like, you didn't tell me you drove all the way over here from Arlington and you didn't realize you had any shoes on. He's like, you need to get your crackhead ass out of here. I can't have people showing up bigfoot style at customers houses. Want to pick up cars. Ten thousand dollar checks. He said, boy, you must be high or something. I was like, roy, this kind of makes me wonder about our hiring process, you know, like the personality test that we give them on the front side.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

How's that slip through?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did that slip through. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Oh, man. Radio. And speaking of crazy stuff, so. So, homeless guy yesterday walks into the buyer's room downstairs.

[JD Ryan]

I happen to be here to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the office complex. We're in the big buyer's room downstairs. He walked in, and I look at Turley. Turley freaks out. Turley has a short fuse on. Like, when people cut him off in cars. He. He has. He has a rage, and. And I've seen it a few times, but he raged on this. On this bum yesterday. It's like, we're gonna have bum fights in the office.

[JD Ryan]

In the office. Can I be honest? He started out calm, and the guy wasn't responding, so he escalated, just like a good police officer would, to take control of the situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD Ryan]

And he. But then he got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. He got a little crazy. Yeah, well, the little Jewish crazy came.

[Bobbo]

In, and he started, you know, asking Frankie, our logistics girl, about, hey, you know, I got. I'm just looking for some money. Can you give me some money? Just pounder about it. I was like, hey, dude, it's like, soliciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he back there in her office?

[Bobbo]

No, he walked right up right in front of my desk. Frankie happened to be in front of.

[JD Ryan]

My desk, right by the door.

[Bobbo]

And so I'm like, man, hey, there's no soliciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to leave.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Thank you. Have a nice day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not solicitous begging.

[Bobbo]

Well, I first got. First I thought he was trying to sell something. He was kind of dressed normal, so I didn't realize he was a bum.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then when he started asking more money, well, you guys got all these computers here, and you can afford to give me some money. I was like, man, get out.

[JD Ryan]

That's when it was.

[Bobbo]

And he's just looking at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me tell you what you should have done. Next time you need to take a breakfast burrito and you need to get Tony Romo, just whip it out.

[Bobbo]

Well, I looked over at who he happened to be over there. We both gave the knowing nod. It's like, all right, it's time to get him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's roll this bum.

[Turley]

Here's. What's. Here's what's cool.

[JD Ryan]

So Charlie stands up and just. And sort of, like, moves this guy toward the door. And very slowly, two or three other buyers, big ones come, and they just kind of move slowly around this guy. It's very tactical. It's very cool to watch, because, you know, if it had gone ugly, it had been Real ugly for this guy.

[Bobbo]

I didn't want this guy because he wasn't going to leave if I called the cops. Had been 15 minutes of disturbing everybody on the.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the office, we've got, you know, like, a room with 50 people. And it looks like a. Like a big old trading desk. And. But there's some back doors, and they. The back side of this place is the hood.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the front side is Camp Buoy. It's nice. It's just weird. But the ghetto is behind the building. So every once in a while you have people work around. But we have these back doors downstairs where people go out to smoke. And they're rolling out in the ghetto. And so the desk that we put near the. The guys that are at the end of the cubicle rows.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Near the back doors, I. I put with guns. And so they have guns under their desk.

[Turley]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when the crazy crackhead guy comes in the door, then just shoot him.

[JD Ryan]

And that was. That's. It was. It was. Hoot and Sean, man, they were like, slowly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Like little ninjas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I told Craig. I was like, listen, if you're sitting here, you're gonna have to. I want a pistol under your desk. Because if the day that that guy comes through that door high on drugs, you need to. To blow his head off like a video game.

[Turley]

Wow. Are we not kind of inundated with that lately?

[JD Ryan]

There's a.

[Turley]

There was a guy the other afternoon that asked me if I mind if he robs our ashtray upstairs here. He made it upstairs where I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then a homeless guy last night.

[JD Ryan]

Don't talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went to sleep on the. On the upstairs balcony. And then he pooped on the upstairs. And he. He pooped off the balcony.

[Turley]

Let me set this up. We have a railing. Okay. Like. Like a nice painted iron railing. Okay. Around our balcony. This guy and Turley and I took us a while to work at the mechanics. Bent over, facing away from the railing and let it go, boy. I mean, no. And he got a solid projectile stream of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it, Bobbo.

[Turley]

Seven feet.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I'm saying.

[Turley]

No, no, you can follow the trail all the way across the ground. Oh, yeah, There's a trail 12ft down.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And back up the railing where. Where it apparently ended.

[JD Ryan]

It's like he's been practicing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the landlord needs to come with a pressure washer.

[Turley]

Yes. Now, if there was an Olympic event for this, that man would have qualified.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he here when y' all got here this morning? Yeah. Did y', all, did y' all throw him off the rail?

[Bobbo]

No, we didn't throw him off. We said, hey, buddy, it's rise and chime, it's time to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that all you did with him?

[Turley]

I ran him off about 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

With all that, with all that mess he made.

[Turley]

Well, we didn't see the mess until he was gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

How could you not see that mess? Oh, we, that's not. All right. We need to get on another subject.

[Turley]

You're right. As producer, I should have a producer.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have grabbed him by the heels and drug him through that stuff face first.

[Turley]

I didn't see it.

[JD Ryan]

Just homeless man. But he probably won't be at the Pre bash party tomorrow at the Alamo Drafthouse. And right ahead of the givemetheven.com bone Jim Bash from 5 to 7, come out and meet us. Meet Johnny. Meet Johnny Clay.

[Caller/Fan]

Woof.

[JD Ryan]

Meet the Babo. Meet Turley. Meet everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

And of course, tomorrow at 5 o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock, DJ Pre K, 5 o', clock, beer, girls, free stuff, fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alamo Draft House pre party for the.

[JD Ryan]

Tesla Joe Jets 5 to 7 and T shirts to buy.

[Bobbo]

So you're giving T shirts? You can buy T shirts. You can get Tex Plex park tickets. You can get tickets to the show we're giving away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texplex park tickets?

[Bobbo]

Yes, Texplex park tickets. By the way, they're having their biggest BMX hell fest down there at the end of the month. The end of June.

[JD Ryan]

Where is that?

[Bobbo]

It's down Textbooks is in Middle Othian.

[JD Ryan]

Middle, yes. Oh, yeah, Great airport there.

[Bobbo]

Hell Track is of course, you know that Rad. You ever seen the movie Rad? Oh yeah. They're recreating that whole track.

[JD Ryan]

How cool is that?

[Bobbo]

It's gonna be very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they have, they do. You can't ride four wheelers out there, but you can ride dirt bikes and UTV.

[Bobbo]

UTVs. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Do you bring your own or they have them?

[Bobbo]

You can bring your own or you can ride along with like Billy Champion. He's a world class champion UTV rider.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's, it's, it's a, it's a ranch where you can just let loose.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like Billy Champion and he's a champion.

[Bobbo]

I know.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I thought I was like, man, Billy, is this a really last name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like our rep at the. We buy some radio from his last name sales? Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

How about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, I looked it up. His wife's name sales. I thought it was a pen. I thought it was a pen name.

[JD Ryan]

Didn't you have a car dealer friend called Les Miles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Buster Miles. Buster Miles. Golden State won last night. For those of y' all who've been living in the cave. Audio clip of the day.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woman's football ref missed boob grab.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. So have you seen this? If they used to call it Lingerie football league.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Now it's professional women's football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they have that in Dallas?

[Bobbo]

No, but I don't know why not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you?

[Bobbo]

I mean, they. They literally wear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have seen it. Yeah. I didn't know it was still going on.

[Turley]

They have it in Grand Prairie, but it's not over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Johnny Manziel playing? No.

[Turley]

Well, it's secret stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Well, so there was a penalty called on a what? Missed on a play. And it's an odd interaction between the girl and the referee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, listen to this. This is Kenny calling her own number.

[Caller/Fan]

Hey, does she not see her grandma? Does he not see her grandma?

[John Clay Wolf]

Allison Alberts boobs out.

[Bobbo]

Having a little bit of a wardrobe malfunction.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Fan]

My broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to see what size are the boobs? What do you want?

[Caller]

What do you want?

[Caller/Fan]

I want a penalty because you keep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Calling penalties on us. They're holding us.

[Caller]

Okay. You want to hold it? Okay.

[Bobbo]

If there's a holding on the inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, that's gonna be really tough to call.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Could you see my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not looking at one.

[Bobbo]

She's saying, hey, did you not see him grab my boobs? Did you not? He's like, oh, I'm not looking at that.

[JD Ryan]

Wasn't really looking there.

[Bobbo]

So part of this game? I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

So a T. Twister is a holding call? No.

[Bobbo]

Apparently you can get away with it. You can hold the boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's like. It's like just like a defense offensive lineman.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You grab them on the inside of the jersey. Yes. So if the bruise marks are on the inner boob, it's a clean shot. Yeah, I'm almost. But what if you grab the little. Like, the piercings and hold it like that? Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if they have piercings, but their boobs are exposed. They're wearing shoulder pads that are. Pads that are cut off.

[Turley]

Right.

[Bobbo]

To expose the boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

They were this little halter thing.

[JD Ryan]

She.

[Turley]

And she ripped it half off.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was their raw, fleshy boob hanging out?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there was some skin hanging out. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, it's sexy now. When are we giving away tickets for that?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, Bobbo.

[JD Ryan]

We got John's attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Yes, and we've got. We've got. What else we've got coming up? Hannah the stripper. Cal. What do you want? What are you doing? What do you want?

[Bobbo]

We're on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn, son. We're on the air.

[Bobbo]

We don't need a ra. We don't need it. It's free.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. Bobbo, handle it next week, please.

[Turley]

Hold on. How's that me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just handle the deal and get everybody out of it. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Turley]

Whatever, man.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Way to go, baba. Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, it's my fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Caller, you're on the air. Hello? Caller, you're on the. Hi, who's this? Hello?

[Caller/Fan]

I just got out of jail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, who's this? Who's this?

[Caller/Fan]

I was snuggling nuts in Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got pulled over in Port Nature's Texas. Port Natures. Pornacious Port Natures. Okay, so what. What are you calling us for?

[Caller]

I need B money again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's trying to do a 8008-0072-3480-0800. DJ Pre K. You make me smile. Let's talk to you.

[DJ Pre K]

What's the damn deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma Zombie came through here not knowing his head from his ass. He didn't realize we're on syndicated airwaves in the middle of a show. He just walked out of the middle of the stage like a nude man. David Letterman.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, John. Hey, John. You ever seen the wizard of Oz? For those that. For those listening on the radio that didn't see the drama here in the studio, we had a couple of buyers walk in for no particular reason. You just stand here and distract the whole show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been talking about those homeless beggars, and I think it inspired them. Okay. Dj, good morning.

[Turley]

So now we're about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge. So real, real quick. Oh, we're doing Black, White, Latino. That's fine. Let's do that.

[Turley]

Y' all do that.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, for sure, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's about that time, man. We got white, black, Latino or other where I read a news story and y' all usually are like a crime story or something. Y' all guess the ethnicity, I guess, of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the culprit. Correct.

[JD Ryan]

I just love how no matter what's on fire in the studio, DJs just always mellow. Yeah, he's like hey, man, I know there's a fire in the building, but let's do white, black, Latino or other.

[Turley]

How's he do that?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. Tell your story. Tell us.

[DJ Pre K]

It's always a good thing. Time for DJ Pre K, man. This week we got some cats up in Nevada, you know, shout out to our new station affiliate, all that, who got caught up by one time on your average traffic stop. But when the popo pulled up on their car and got a look in the back seat, he realized the suspects were armed, but not with pistols or rifles or anything, but with a stolen prosthetic army. So the cops thought it was strange, seeing as how everybody in the car had all their limbs. So they did a little looking and found out it was taken in a burglary. The three suspects were taken in for suspicion of burglary and possession of stolen property. And the arm was returned to a very appreciative owner, who was then able to give the sheriff's two thumbs up. So what y' all think, man? White, black, Latino or other. And also a bonus point, points if you guess the ethnicity of the prosthetic arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Well, that's Latino.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they don't make black prosthetics.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes, they do. Where did you come up with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen one.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God. Have you ever seen a space shuttle launch? No, but they happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Lord. Okay, that's a close analogy.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, very close. As close as yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear God.

[JD Ryan]

They don't make black prosthetics, man.

[Bobbo]

This is a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do, don't they? After those dirty movies?

[JD Ryan]

They do.

[Turley]

Okay, I'm sorry, J.D. i should have handled that.

[JD Ryan]

My head's explosive.

[Turley]

I've seen the. Okay. The prosthetic owner.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Is a pure ginger. Okay. Iris, freckledy. Really freckly. Red all over. Eyebrows, curtains, Drapes all over. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Okay. Perpetrators.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I mean, who's going to steal. Steal fake art? That's an accidental crime.

[JD Ryan]

You think?

[Turley]

Yeah, Somebody woke up while somebody else was in their house and they're like, grab what you can.

[Caller]

Grab it.

[Turley]

Okay, okay, here are.

[JD Ryan]

That's a crap.

[Turley]

It feels maybe a bit African American to me.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I was gonna go with tweaker, meth head, white guy. Just because he's, you know, he's grabbing whatever he can grab.

[Turley]

Yeah, good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, J.D.

[Caller]

D.J.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, it's Mike Mulligan, Michael Martin and Emma St. Clair. Awesome honking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. I told you straight out the trailer, baby.

[Bobbo]

But what about the arm?

[DJ Pre K]

It was a slight tannish color, so I'll guess it's Caucasian as well. But it could be Latino. I don't know. I don't have the name of the. Of the man with the missing arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will need to remind me to bring up your auction story at Dallas Auto Auction from this week because it was really, really good. Actually. Actually. Okay. Actually, we need to talk about a lot of things when we. This brings up a whole nother topic that, that we can cover all at once with Bob and dj. It'd be great. Okay. Okay. My name is John Clay wolf. His name's J.D.

[Bobbo]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name's Bobbo and Michael Turley. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Turley]

Sunday, June 10, join John Clay Wolf and the Wolf show crew at the listener party meet and greet at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving, next door to Toyota Music Factory. Here for the give me the vinda.com Bo&Jim bags rock out and enjoy a brew with John Clay Wolf and listeners from across the Dallas Fort Worth area.

[John Clay Wolf]

And around the country.

[Turley]

Plus pick up your free John Clay Wolf show T shirt. Register now@john claywolf.com the John Clay Wolf show listener appreciation party. Listen for details on Lone Star 92. 5.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemethevin.com and now back. And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we just become best friends?

[Caller/Fan]

Yep.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's still alive.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'm actually. I'm taking my mom the true story in August to see Electric Line Orchestra. Where American Airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get me tickets?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Me, you and mom.

[Turley]

Yeah, I'll see you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Brian Houston. 04 Ranger. Little S box with 122 on it. Is it four cylinder or six? Brian, Houston, are you here?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. A little S box Ranger does it. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

Six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder. All right. Extended cab or regular?

[Caller]

It's just an extended cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an edge?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three to four grand. Three to four grand. I need to see pictures. Can you go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[Caller]

Yeah, sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russell, Louisiana. O2 Acura RL with 88 average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we. You've got a O2 Acura RL with 88000 miles. And my question to you, is it average condition, rough condition or clean condition? Same thing I used to ask women.

[Caller]

Before I take A clean, clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing I used to ask when I take him on a date. Average. Rough or clean? Okay, clean.

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was. Is it yours or loved ones that you inherited?

[Caller]

No, I bought it. I bought it off Bill. That Bill Hood. That was a man that traded in. He was the only owner of the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you had it?

[Caller]

Bought in my new.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long?

[Caller]

It's in real good shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller]

I've been having it a little over a year. Been a real. I mean, this car drives like you bought a brand new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it ain't a brand new one. It's a used one. And it's a. It's an old used one, but I still buy. Does 2500. Three grand buy it?

[Caller]

No. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Buys it?

[Caller]

No, I gave. I gave six. Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. He's mumbling too much. I can understand. Sorry. His numbers are sounding like his speech, right?

[Turley]

Like brave.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Good morning. On there. Hello.

[Caller]

I got a 2005 Dodge Ram SRT10 with 58, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

SRT10. The truck?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quad cab or regular cab?

[Caller]

Quad cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a Viper engine in it. Guys, for those of y' all who are not Familiar, it's a 10 cylinder, right? Or 12 cylinder? 10 cylinder.

[Bobbo]

10.

[Caller]

It's a V10. 8 point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. V10. 2005 Viper truck. Red with how many miles?

[Caller]

58 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's pretty clean. It does have some paint fading by the sunroof. I don't know why I did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the sunroof factory aftermarket.

[Caller]

It's factory. It's all factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I gotta repaint the roof. What about the hood? Do I have to repaint that too?

[Caller]

No, the hood's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

No.

[Caller]

It's looking a little higher.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

Around 19.

[Turley]

Too damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about 16? 750.

[Caller]

Nah, I think I'll just hold on to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be a. Don't be a panoch. Let's negotiate.

[Turley]

Are we negotiating?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you just calling to be on the radio and talk about a truck with a faded paint? I'm trying to buy it. Will 17. 5 buy it?

[Caller]

No. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it? What? What? What?

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you scared to sell it?

[Caller]

No, no. I've had it for a while. I just don't drive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you. Do you want to sell your car?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you want to turn it into money? Do you have a Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

No, no. It's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I. If I wrote you a check for 17. 5 you. No, no, sir. I'm sorry I wrote you a check. I'm not, sir. I'm just a john with a. With a checkbook that's trying to buy your truck. What? 18,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, I got a paint and I'm gonna pick it up. You don't have to put a listing on. You don't have to test drive it. You don't have to hear about all the people that want it. They can't get bank financing because that's what you're gonna go through. You got a guy sitting here saying, I'll give 18,000. I'll give 18,000. Where's the car located?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. And I gotta paint it. What if I go 18,500?

[Turley]

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[Caller]

Nah, I think I'm gonna. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't want to sell it. You don't want to sell it. You just proved you don't. What if I go 19,000? Holy hell. He's got to think about it. He's got to think about it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think you're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you don't want to sell it.

[Caller]

Yeah, I thought I did.

[Turley]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go stroke yourself and quit stroking me.

[Turley]

Dr. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mental masturbation is not what I'm into this morning. 800. 800 7234. I'll be right back.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go ahead and move the conversation forward.

[JD Ryan]

I'm listening.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com okay, D.J.

[Caller/Fan]

Hit that track.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.J. pre K. Yo, D.J. spin that wheel. Remember, tomorrow. Tomorrow. Not today. Tomorrow. Five o' clock at Alamo Drafthouse in Irving.

[JD Ryan]

It's an IRVING Yes. From 5 to 7 o'. Clock. Right ahead. Give me the vin.com Bone Gym Bash. We have the Pre party with girls and beers and fun stuff five to seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, will you be signing autographs, J. Ryan? Of course.

[JD Ryan]

Why wouldn't I be? You'll be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'll be a girl tomorrow. You act already. Hear it? You'll be signing autographs. You will.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she'd be like, hey, man, I only listen to you back in 1987 on KSC. Loving or leaving. I used to listen to you on the Russ Martin Show. Do you think Russ Martin will come up? You think you can get shot? Do you think I could get shot?

[JD Ryan]

You could.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if he shoots at you, then I could get shot. I don't want to get shot.

[Turley]

Are you J.D.

[JD Ryan]

No one's gonna shoot at anybody.

[Turley]

My mama said you might be my dad.

[Bobbo]

Especially with the Buck Wild Girls there. They'll be there. They're not gonna shoot anybody.

[JD Ryan]

Now explain to me what Buck Wild is. Skip it.

[Bobbo]

They're girls that are buck wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD no, it's a sandwich show.

[JD Ryan]

Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow from 5 to 7. Alamo Drafthouse tomorrow From 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right across the street from the concert venue door. So you will, like, walk 10 yards from door to door.

[Turley]

It's going to be awesome. Those Buck Wild Girls, by the way, what they are, JD Are a stable of fine young ladies that are just coming along to help us have a good time, make sandwiches, photo opportunities and hang around, have a brew, meet the John. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Help give away tickets to the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're going to have. I'm going to give away some tickets to the concert tomorrow. I haven't figured out how we'll figure out the contest of how we'll give away tickets. I think the furthest away.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

By five o'. Clock.

[JD Ryan]

Drove the furthest.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean by.

[JD Ryan]

By.

[John Clay Wolf]

By six o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[JD Ryan]

Six o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock, six o', clock, six o'. Clock.

[Bobbo]

Travel the furthest to come to the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

How can we prove it? Driver's license?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Here's what we'll do. Six o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoever traveled the furthest to come see us gets VIP passes.

[Turley]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is backstage, not back. Maybe it is backstage, but it's free booze and free food and all this stuff in the VIP lanes. Okay. Okay, hang on.

[Bobbo]

I got a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to bet a couple of cars real quick and then I've got to talk to Prek about his Cadillac 08 Nissan Armada with 121Jason in Houston. Trucks worth 6,000 bucks. Okay, thanks, Brian and Den. 09 Tacoma with 153 TRD. Two wheel drive trucks worth 8,8000.

[Caller]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

5. Brian and Dennis. All right, thank you. And go to givemetheven.com load it up and I'll buy it. Larry and Haskell. Haskell. Like. Like West Texas Haskell?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. This thing. 07 Malibu with 190000 miles, Larry, it's worth 300. If you were closer, it'd be worth 6, 800, 807, 234. Think about that for a minute, Paul and Grand Prairie. A 98 Mustang GT with 103. Is it methy or is it nice?

[Caller]

No, it's nice. The interior. Interior is clean and the paint is average on it. It's got blemishes, but no clear coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes me think of this. The last 98 GT we had, we sold it to some meth freaks, and they literally got high and painted black stripes on it and a big black.

[Turley]

V on the hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember this? And then they brought it back because they were out of money and they wanted to sell it back to us. That was about seven years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we had to sand all the black down. We had to repaint the whole car.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they thought it was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they. They taped it up and sprayed it like Eddie Van Halen would do his guitar. So when I hear Grand Prairie and 98 Mustang GT, first thing I think of is, is, you know, Ma and Paul Kettle from Love County, Oklahoma, that got tweaked out on meth and got a hold of a paint gun. Wyatt nodesa. 14 dodge dart with 90s. Worth 4,500. Maybe five. Probably. Probably 4,500. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Okay. Hey, dj pre k. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

What up, what up?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we buy a 99 Eldo. It was. Was it a nine with 60,000? Just put them all on hold. Each with 60,000 miles on it and was a little old lady car.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Let Whitey Blackie speak for himself. Dad.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, it was a beautiful ride, man. It was gold with the. With the sunroof. Had the cassette deck in it, man. I had my tapes ready to go, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So DJ wanted to buy the car.

[JD Ryan]

Cadillac El Dorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And I said 2500. But we need to give our dealers an opportunity to buy it.

[Turley]

Sure.

[Caller/Fan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we'll make it. We'll make a scene out of this at the auction.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense. Make a big show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, I'm busy during the day. Come up with this thing real quick. I'm like, here's what we need to do. Bring it to the sale. DJ, you bring 2500 cash.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hold it up like I'm gonna make a stain up, make you say poor. Everybody knows DJ Prekay from the show. And so I'll make a deal of it. You'll be there. I'll say here's DJ Pre K. He wants to buy this Cadillac. Here's his $2,500. Is anybody gonna knock him off? And y' all shouldn't. If you. If you're nice.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Cuz the man's right here.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're gonna make a fun out of it.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And let DJ bid against the guys or see if anybody's gonna bid against.

[JD Ryan]

Keep things going because this is the lane and it's happening very quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so here, here's what you gotta say. We have 300 cars on a Wednesday and we sell almost every one of them. And it's very important to get the momentum started correctly. This is happening. We sell one car every 40 seconds. So it's going like an automatic machine gun. So if you throw something in the middle of it, it screws everything up.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. If you stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to get that momentum built quickly.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. You're the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give some cars away in the beginning to get it going, get it going.

[JD Ryan]

Get people over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I heard about this two weeks ago. It missed last week's sale. And then this week. Now remember our computer went down at the auction also that runs our video board. So that was drama.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, we get on, we get on the block, we get started, we get like car number five. And I'm pushing, pushing. Oh, you, you get. Is this it?

[Bobbo]

No, just some audio background.

[JD Ryan]

But the energy level is like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's higher than this.

[JD Ryan]

Frenetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then I did. I see this freaking Cadillac roll out and I'm like, oh, no, we haven't talked about this. I don't know what I haven't done. Talk to anybody about anything. I look over at DJ and he's standing over in the DJ booth running the video board. I'm like, dude, you want it? And he holds up his roll of hundreds. I'm like, get your ass over here. And I'm like yelling at him. This is just like when we bought Beyonce's roles and we, we had the dancers lined up to do the all the single ladies deal. Quick hit quick. But Carrie, gay Carrie, that runs the dance crew, he was like standoffish and like, didn't get up and get in the middle of this and get, get the audio set up.

[JD Ryan]

Make it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have time to talk.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is going to go bam, bam. So I'm looking at dj, this car rolls up. We're in the middle of this momentum. Like, you better get your ass over here now or this deal's gone. And so finally he comes over, he comes up on the block. He just hands me like, just kind of timidly, this roll of $2,500 bills I wanted to make. I wanted the $2,500 bills to be laid out. Him standing in the lane, not hiding. No, the whole deal got screwed up. And so I hold up the $2,500 roll real quick. So y' all know DJ Prek from the radio. Here he is, he wants this car. Opening bids 2500. He's bidding on my number. Nobody should buy this. Knock him off, right? And I mean, the second we opened it, it was like just full on attack. Boom, boom, boom. Really? They just ran right past him. And I look at DJ and I'm like. And dj, here you are right now. I haven't talked to you since. Dj, do you want a bid again? Turn his mic on. Do you want a bid again, man?

[DJ Pre K]

What you mean bid again? You want me to throw some more money at it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, dude, it's a free market system. I am not Santa Claus. And this is not the goodwill.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had 3,000 bit on it. And I was trying to give you every opportunity in the world. Bid again and you wouldn't.

[DJ Pre K]

I couldn't do it, man. I had all the money in my pocket, man. I was trying to get at the you, you know, say I got 1800, but, you know, start a little low. But man, it's just a miscommunication or something, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's too bad, cuz if we would have done it right, it would have been a lot of fun. So this dealer gave 3,000 for this car. Why would you not give 3,000 for the car, man?

[DJ Pre K]

I just didn't have a cash on me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Timeout. I'd already told you I was going to float you some money, didn't I? Didn't I?

[DJ Pre K]

We had talked briefly about you and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't I say I'd spot you some?

[DJ Pre K]

You probably said that, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you knew you had a credit card with me. So what were you. What was your hold up? Were you too good to give 3,000? And this is the kind of attitude I'm talking about. So we got a dealer that's buying it, plus the auction buy fee, plus shipping, then gonna sell it to a person like his dumb ass is gonna go buy it from the guy for 6,000. Done.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six people can't make a decision. Just like the guy calling in a minute ago wanted 19,000 for his Viper truck. We give him 19,000, he don't know what to do. It's just like my friend sullens. I got him laid the other day. What? I always get him laid.

[Caller/Fan]

He can't. And he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He tells me a story, and the girl scares him and he don't know what to do, and he runs off like a little girl.

[Turley]

She's scared one.

[JD Ryan]

Why she. She scared him and he just stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just the same thing. Why are you mad about that deer in headlights?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marriage, deer in headlines.

[Turley]

What she do to scare him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about dj. Dj. So why did you. Why did you get. You got in the middle of it, you got scared? Oh, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, you know, if I wasn't going to pay three, I wasn't going. I ain't going to pay six for it neither.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I think you would pay three in a heartbeat. But I think it happened. I. I don't think you. I think you were so confident that you were paying all the money that when somebody gave more, you were just. Oh, you didn't know what to do.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, yeah, man. I told myself, man, I'm all in at 2500, man. I might have went up to, you know, 26 or so, but I want to start low, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. But listen. Talking like he's doing me a favor. Listen to him talking like he's doing me a favor. And I got a dealer like, dude, if you'd have hit it again. But let me tell you this. If you had hit it again, that guy was gonna keep hitting, he would have gone to 3,700. He was not done.

[JD Ryan]

Well, then maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

He might have gone to four then.

[Caller]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you don't know what lacks are worth. We gotta go, Barry. Cool. Be right back, people. Look alive. Oh, what time is it?

[Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Fan]

Shut up and turn the radio on.

[Turley]

Put the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn the radio on.

[Announcer]

Call John. Toll free. 1800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today's broadcast is being simulcast in broken English now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf and Joe Walsh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know Joe Walsh played a private party in Fort Worth last year?

[Turley]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Joe. We had him in the studio, too. I guess we have him this morning in the studio. Good morning, Joe.

[Turley]

Yeah, John, I was trying to sell you my van, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want for that van?

[Turley]

You know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just get it. Yeah, what do you say? Just get it yet? He's gonna give it to you.

[Turley]

If you have any problems, just give me a call, man. Leave me a message. Maybe I'll call.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe you'll call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Joe Walsh back to dj. Hey, man, I'm freaking out real quick. Remember, five, Five o' clock tomorrow, five to seven. Alamo, Drafthouse, Toyota Music Factory. Irving, pre party listener. Party before the sticks. Joan Jett, Tesla concert that starts at 7. So you can walk over to the Drafthouse, eat, grab a beer with us, meet the meet. Meet Bob. All of us will be tomorrow. We want to meet y'. All.

[JD Ryan]

Five o'.

[Caller]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five o' clock's what time that kicks. DJ Pre K. Good morning. Yes, sir. So we're gonna get back to the Cadillac story. So you wanted to buy this Eldo for 2500.

[DJ Pre K]

L, dog, man, you and I had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Already talked about I would float you some money on it. And the dealer. So you offered 2500 in the lane and it went 2753 grand, like that. And then I looked at you, so what do you want to do? And you really didn't do anything. So what. What from your. Give me your perspective. Because I don't really. I just told you my perspective, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I just went in there with the mindset that I was all in at 2500, man. I just couldn't do it, man. You know, financially, I. I just couldn't do it, man. If it went over three, I wasn't. I wasn't gonna go over that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So were you gonna give more than 2500?

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe 26, 27, you know, at most. Because I'm sure that I'd have to pump a few dollars into it too. You know, with putting the spoke rims on it and everything, you know, getting it painted a candy purple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what are you driving? Driving now?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm driving a Ford Escape, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what year model is that? Oh, wait, how many miles?

[DJ Pre K]

About 123.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were gonna get a 60,000mile Eldo, a white, black pimp dream car for three grand. And you passed. All right.

[Bobbo]

Pre K, though. Hold on a second. I gave you a pep talk beforehand. What to do when you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you had warned him term.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yes, I told you. You now, remember, I said, you gotta get up right by the car, hold that cash, right? Get your hand up.

[DJ Pre K]

And that's what I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you didn't. You didn't. No, you didn't.

[Caller/Fan]

Yeah, I did.

[DJ Pre K]

I went over there and I held the money up and I said, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got this right here.

[Bobbo]

I told you said, oh, yeah, yeah, I'll be right up there. I said, you got to own it. You got to get in. It's all fast. I was like, oh, I get. I'll get it. No worries. And from just on my perspective, did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all watch it in the buyer's room on the big screens?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did y' all see?

[Bobbo]

I saw the car roll up. You said, hold on. This is the Pre K's Cadillac. Pre K, where you at? And in slow motion, everything's going fast. Slow motion. Pre K comes strolling up, like, with his little pimp. And everything's. It just stopped because the momentum, like, you're talking about everything goes in 30, 40 seconds. Well, he slowly walks up. John's like, forget. All right, Got the cash. It's 2500.

[Caller/Fan]

Boom.

[Bobbo]

It just took off. Before Pre K could even turn around.

[John Clay Wolf]

To look at the.

[Bobbo]

The car, it was gone. And so. And so was the bid. It was already at three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't know what the hell happened. Right? He was. He was being a lazy white guy.

[Bobbo]

You gotta go fast.

[Turley]

Well, it's like playing poker for the first time with strangers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So from your point of view, it wasn't my fault because I felt bad.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was. He was. He was being a player. He didn't take care of his business. He didn't get up there in front of the deal, take care of business, stand in front of the car. Okay, So I felt terrible. I felt so bad about that all day. What were you saying, Bob?

[Turley]

I think he was gonna try and be cool. I think he was. He had 25, but he wasn't gonna show 25 the bid. When he walked out from the booth, it was like 15. And he was gonna bid that. Suddenly it's 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. When he walked out of the booth, it was not a 15.

[Turley]

Was it not?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I was trying to get him to get his ass over there. I was having to beg him to come over. What was that all about?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, I was just over there dealing with the. You know, the video board being down and down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was done. Y' all already given up. Rob was there taking care of it. My IT guys were already there. You were just hanging. You were just porch monkey. And, dude, why didn't you get your ass over there and take care of business? You didn't want it. You didn't want it bad enough, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I wanted it. I just wanted it for 2500.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but you had a chance that. Remember I told you it's gonna open up at a grand right away. It was at a grand, when you're strolling, it was the number was going up. You didn't have your hand. It didn't do anything at that point.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you see, man, that's why I'm not a car, you know, a dealer buying in the lane, man, because I'm just a little too. A slow motion for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously, Bobbo's not very good at filling riders. Where's our freaking breakfast?

[Turley]

Oh, okay. You know, we sent a guy named Calvin for that almost now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let me. Let me give credit where credit is due. If you'd like a wonderful breakfast this morning and piping hot coffee, go to La Madeleine. They've got great food.

[JD Ryan]

And after in lunch, too.

[Turley]

And they serve breakfast all day long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? And we made a deal with them and they're going to hook us up and they're going to bring us breakfast every Saturday morning. So it reminds us to tell everybody how good La Madeleine is.

[Turley]

And it is outstanding. Best French toast in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a La Madeleine near you. But, Bob, listen, when I walked in this morning and I saw that menu on my keyboard, I was upset immediately. Why? See, I want you to understand my life. I want you to understand this is not Vernon, Texas. This is not Wolf Ford. This is not AM radio. What? Everything's changed.

[Turley]

Oh, I didn't know all that, John. Well, thanks for explaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have to make decisions all day long. All day long. A lot of big decisions. And it takes a lot out of me.

[Bobbo]

And it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's. It's very stressful. Pressing.

[Turley]

Poor job. Why do you think the menu was on your keyboard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let me. So that I could pick what I wanted for breakfast.

[Turley]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But here's what I want out of you, is why I hired you. So Turley, his life has changed. He's. He's.

[Turley]

You hired me to get you breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. Hang on, hang on, Bob. Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Turley]

Come on, give it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. So Turley, right, is so busy and he's handling so much responsibility in the car world, now he can't do the radio show. Right. I hired you to be the producer of the show and to hold the weight.

[Turley]

Okay, sure, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to make decisions.

[Turley]

Not even about breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Okay. Because if I order you the French toast, it's gonna come here and you're gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not.

[Turley]

Yes, you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Turley]

Yes, you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now that you know, I don't want carby crap. I don't want pancakes. I don't want French toast. I want good old hearty stuff. But Just get it handled. Because here's what happens when you don't get it handled. Then you start asking everybody this. And then a phone call comes and you're on the air talking and it's bleeding over into our syndicated show. And then you don't know who to go get. And you tell Calvin from Oklahoma, for Christ's sake, to go. To go pick it up at La Madeleine. And he doesn't know how to do it. So he comes in here in the middle of the show, right? And he's walking around like a zombie. If I had a.357, I just shot him.

[Turley]

And you freaked out on him. So I went downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me finish. And it causes all this chaos and it causes commotion. So you not taking care of business started a chain reaction. I just want it handled, okay? I just want it handled. Can you understand that?

[Turley]

May I retort?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

First of all, whatever. Two.

[JD Ryan]

I'd stop there.

[Turley]

I handled it. It's being handled.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it bled out into our airway.

[Turley]

Wave three.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna be. Still isn't here.

[Turley]

You're gonna be emotional. No matter what happens, it's a free breakfast. I set it up for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not free.

[Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't set anything up. When it gets here, I had radio Ronnie, I said call. Lane Lad has restaurants in every city we're in for the most part, except probably Corpus Hell, they might have one there. I set it all up. Now I've. I've jacked with a spiritual too much. I'm giving them too much freaking advertising for just some food. All I want is some food. I don't want to think about it. I don't want to talk about it. I just want food. I want to do a good show. And I don't want to think about it so I can think about being funny. I want to think about being funny. That's what I need to focus on that. Because I'm so stressed out during the week. It's taking the funny out of me.

[Turley]

Well, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Turley]

When it arrives, you may have some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo]

When is it going to arrive?

[John Clay Wolf]

When is it going to be here?

[Turley]

OK, so Calvin. Calvin went down there about 9:30. They said, can you come back at 10? You know what it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to do this on Friday. It needs to be lined up. They need to bring it to you. And we don't need to talk about it.

[Turley]

That's a pretty good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you.

[Turley]

So he's going to go back. Well, it's 10:15 now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, What? I mean, pressure is going up. Just talking about that.

[Turley]

Nothing against the business, but you think this could be like a thing about the French?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that when we. When we cater 400 people at the auction every Wednesday and we have all that lined up? Did you see all that moving parts in the video wall and all this stuff? Do you think all these people are asking me what to do?

[Turley]

It's outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or do you think that they're following orders and doing their job?

[Turley]

Have they done it before?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, one time I told. No, no. Brandi told her one time what we wanted. Never told her another thing. She handles it. Glenn, he does. He makes decisions that I wish he wouldn't. I wish he'd ask me, but he didn't want to ask me because he knows I'm busy.

[Turley]

Right, right. Of course. It's easier to bring a tray of meatballs out of the canteen and set them on a table than it is to deal, I'm telling you, with the French. For breakfast on a Saturday before 9. John, we.

[JD Ryan]

And they do have a Corpus location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they really, Michael? In San Antonio, a 17 Escalade, luxury. Do they have one in Midland?

[JD Ryan]

I'll look.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know they don't have one in Wichita. Balls. We gotta stop them in the net. Let's go down to Madeline. 17 laid with 27, 000 miles. I can tell you one thing, Mike. Don't let DJ Prek bid on it because he's gonna lowball you.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Money, what color is it?

[Caller]

It's silver with a jet black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Have you been to the website yet?

[Caller]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gone to our website yet and put it in?

[Caller]

No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

[e-mail]. if you just put in the plate number.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll decode the plate off the vin. It'll take the plate, turn it into a VIN number, It'll say, is it a 17 Cadillac? You say, yes. How many miles? 27. Then it says, I'll pay you this. That's how quick our website is. That's how it works. Would you do me a favor and just use that and then call me back? Tell me how badass it is. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

Can you can do me a favor? I'm driving right now. What do you. What do you think? Like, give or take? Let's say like three or four?

[Turley]

A grand.

[Caller]

What do you. What are you looking at?

[John Clay Wolf]

2000-0080-0800-7234. 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

That was ballpark.

[John Clay Wolf]

So speaking of other people that can't get things straight, we've got driver problems. What we got driver. Listen.

[JD Ryan]

How hard is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to this phone. So guys know that give me the vin isn't me, Right?

[JD Ryan]

Right. It's not you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it is me. People know I own it.

[JD Ryan]

You own it? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they call the office and ask for me. And then the gal gives them my cell phone.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's the mistake.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I get these messages, which actually, I'm glad these listeners recognize the whole thing. And they called me and told me what was going on. Listen to this message.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's John. I just wanted to call and let you know that one of your drivers almost sideswiped two cars. And one was a Rolls Royce.

[Caller/Fan]

He almost hit me.

[Caller]

And then he almost hit that guy. And he had his headphones on, you know, the little ear, the white earphones, earplugs and texting. So anyway, figure you need to have a talk to that gentleman because gonna cost you big money on your insurance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he is.

[Caller]

When you hit somebody. All right, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in South Louisiana. Okay. And then the guy that was in the Rolls Royce called.

[Caller]

Oh, hey, John, you better talk to your driver there with the white Ford van. He's texting, driving, screwing around with the phone. He's drifting out of his lane. He almost hit a car twice. He's a dumbass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that wasn't the guy in the Rolls. Maybe it was the guy in the Rolls. I, I, I, I get confused. I did talk you to, but what are the odds? Here's one thing. I had to fire the driver for being a dumbass, sure. But the wonderful part is there's two people on the highway and they both saw the gimme the VIN sign and they both recognized the design. That's great. They're listeners of ours.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. That's awesome.

[Turley]

To that point, there was one guy, a pedestrian walking in traffic in town that actually called up whilst during an event.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm walking here. I'm walking here. Is that Ed, the Bible about that?

[Turley]

Actually, that ain't a bad way to pick up insurance, you know, dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, tomorrow, Sunday, Sunday, Sunday. Beer, babes and bands at the Alamo Drafthouse pre party before Tesla, Joan Jet and Sticks meet us. We're gonna hang out at the right there across from the venue five to seven. I'm gonna be giving away some tickets to, to the I'm Gonna give away VIP passes to whoever travels the farthest to come meet us. And by six o', clock, we'll make that decision. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey, I've got a 2003 Mercedes E320.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's got about 154.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God Almighty. Those things are expensive to keep running when the miles get that high on those Germans. Are you German? No.

[Caller]

Well, half, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Turley]

I don't.

[Caller]

Sprocken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sprucken. What? What's the other. What's the other half?

[Caller]

Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send pictures, go to givemetheven.com Go to givemetheven.com Send pictures and we'll let you know. Be right back.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now he's twirling a sign for a living because he couldn't find another job.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to play some Tesla since Tesla's tomorrow night. And are they coming to our listener party?

[Bobbo]

I have not heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

We may be bringing them out on stage, so you guys need to be there on time.

[Turley]

They've been invited.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that we're bringing out Tesla tomorrow.

[Bobbo]

That'll be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that'd be fun. 800. That's a Toyota Music Factory. Tomorrow, pre parties at Alamo Drafthouse with us 5 to 7. I need some nice cars, you guys, you know, Corvettes, some real cars, some expensive cars, Ferraris, lamb combos, you know, exotics. There's a high line sale coming up on the June 21 at Dallas Auto Auction and I'm loading up for that. We bought a McLaren yesterday for 100 and something. Thousand. And we bought a. A badass G wagon, the hot rod. So we're loading up some high line luxury cars. We bought a couple of Ferraris, a California, you know, kind of like Rush Limbaugh kind of car. Speaking of Rush Limbo. Rush. Rush. You're rich. Old coot. Or is he there?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, let me pull him up in the isdn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on.

[Turley]

I've got to talk to John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need some old Jewish south Florida, you know, heavy cars where the guys are so rich they never drive.

[JD Ryan]

Them never drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

They just look at it. We have to go jump start because the battery's dead.

[Turley]

I hear you. I'll tell you something. I'm out on a boat right now just enjoying the hell out of a fine Saturday morning here in beautiful park, Palm Beach. I'm on the deck of my friend Scooter Libby's 50 foot sea ray. Scooter Libby watching the French Open with Scooter. And our old friends Jimmy Buffett and Randy White.

[JD Ryan]

Better believe we're just.

[Turley]

We're having a great time. You're all familiar with Randy White out there in Dallas Cowboys country, of course. But here's what you may not know.

[JD Ryan]

All right?

[Turley]

And I don't want to say anything out of turn, but you probably. But look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

Let's just say that Randy White really knows his alcohol.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[Turley]

So we've got case after caseful.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And I mean a whole boatload of this Land Shark Ale.

[JD Ryan]

That's Jimmy's brew, right?

[Turley]

My friend. Jimmy's brew. And about a case of tequila. Margaritaville.

[JD Ryan]

Tequila, Margaritaville.

[Turley]

So now this is Randy's trick. You prepare a little salt and lime on the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

Then you take a big shot glass of Margaritaville Tequila.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Turley]

Drop that shot of tequila into a big mug of Land Shark Ale.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, sir.

[Turley]

And chug it. And I mean you gotta chug it. Chuck it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. Did you ever see when Bobbo snorted a line of BC powder all at once?

[Turley]

I'll tell you, that takes dedication. And a lot of people called him crazy for it. And it looked like it hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's on our website. John Clay Wolfshow.

[Turley]

I tried it myself actually. And I think what he did wrong was too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did too much, too much too soon.

[Turley]

Too much too soon too quickly and in the wrong environment. So you take this, you take this, this shot of tequila, drop it in a big mug of Land Shark ale, chuck it down and then take the salt and lime and throw them at the tv.

[JD Ryan]

No, you don't.

[Turley]

I gotta say, it's really the only way to watch professional tennis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I.

[Turley]

In my humble opinion, that's a bit of a sporting proposition for yours truly.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

El Rushbow. Because after a couple of Percocets, okay. It really is a challenge to hit the screen with a slice of lime. Did you see this entry in the Drive by Media about the super bowl participation award winning Philadelphia Eagles taking a crap all over Donald's little congratulation party?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

At the White House.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Turley]

Catered by Chipotle with miles and miles of delicious Chipotle nachos and tacos and burritos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit. Unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

You're just plugging stuff.

[Turley]

See if you can follow this. The Eagles managed to pull off a win versus Darth Belichick and the New England Patriots. And that's something. I mean, despite the fact that they're so damned good at the game. You do know that they cheat the Patriots? It's just accepted fact, boys and girls, in the lexicon of knowing what to expect from certain NFL teams, certain things you can count on. The Atlanta Falcons will choke, the 49ers hate the national anthem, and the Patriots cheat. It's a known fact. And apparently the Philadelphia Eagles do not like Chipotle. They should have gone to La Madeleines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Rush, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna show La Madeleine the power of radio. They don't want to get me my breakfast on time this morning. Dear everybody, right now, that's near La Madeleine. You go in there, free coffee on me.

[Turley]

What?

[Bobbo]

Which. Which all of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

All of Madeline. How long is this? Go to John? The next 30 minutes. Free coffee on me. When you walk in, say John Clay Wolf in Dallas, Texas, said free coffee on him. Give him a call, okay? That's all a matter.

[Bobbo]

30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the next 30 minutes, just one run in there grab you. It's the best damn coffee. It's better than Starbucks.

[Turley]

That's precisely what I would do, John, and I hope you enjoy your last breakfast.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

From La Madeleines, there's free coffee.

[JD Ryan]

They're in all over.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're in every city, world.

[JD Ryan]

Antonio, Corpus Christi, Louisiana. Corpus Christi, El Paso, New Mexico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Free coffee right now. I'm serious. If you. If you're near la, Madeline, or you have one, walk in there right now, say, john Clay Wolf show. Listen to it right now. Said free coffee. Go in there and fill up your coffee mug. Get your free coffee to go. It's the best damn coffee you've ever had in your life. You'll thank me later.

[JD Ryan]

Until when?

[John Clay Wolf]

For the next 30 minutes.

[JD Ryan]

30 minutes starting now at 10:40am so till 11:30.

[Bobbo]

11.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

That's an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Doing an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Texan, Houston. 08 Bentley Continental. Continental GT with 31,000 miles. Miles. Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. Did your mom. Mate, where did you come up with the name Tex?

[Caller]

No. Well, ever Vander. I didn't. I mean, I. I'm giving my full legal name if I needed ever Vandover. But everybody just calls me text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did. I'm just imagining a man in a Bentley Continental named Tex. I mean, were you a pro football player or are you just an oil man?

[Caller]

Oh, no. Got kicked out of college. Dude, I had all the potential. The coaches, I felt like they were buying non playing this, but. Yeah, Freaking. No, man. That's just what my buddy started calling me when I was young. I have no idea. It kind of stuck.

[JD Ryan]

Is this Johnny Football?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is this Continental a convertible? Cooper speed.

[Caller]

It's a GT Bentley Continental Coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

GT. And it's got 30,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

30,869. And it's that gray color.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought a few of these lately. If it's straight up rig. Nice car. No, it's going to be. It's going to be. It's going to be. It's going to be with 30. With 30. With 30. With 30. With 30. It's going to be like upper 40s, maybe 50.

[Caller]

Yeah. What do I drop it off?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, first you go to givemetheven.com and load it up into the website, take some pictures of it and we'll. We'll get with you after the show. We'll end up. What city are you in?

[Caller]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Yeah, we buy cars and buy 100 cars a week out of Houston.

[Caller]

Brand new tires, 200 cars a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

No check engine lights. No. You know how much it cost to work on that damn thing? So.

[Caller]

Absolutely. I had to replace the driver's side window. The glass was 2,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right. So let's start there. You know where I'm at. I'm gonna. And. And we'll. Let me see pictures and get a deal done. Get you paid. Thanks. Tex in Houston. Remember, free coffee at Ladline until 11:30. Tell them you heard it from John Clay Wolf. Free on the radio at any location. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Walk in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And just say, tell them you're one of our listeners. Put it on my tab.

[Turley]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So John Clay Wolf's getting this coffee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on my tab. Put it. See, John Clay Wolf said this coffee's on his table tab. And I will. They. They know how to reach me. Every city. Every. Any city. You're listening right now.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Rush Limbo. We talked to him. Hannah the stripper. We have not talked to Randy the chipmunk needs to get his ass over here because we need to talk to him about this Vegas betting thing. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm by cars, the radio.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

See if he can cop a field. Hit him up, up. Right now.

[Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you feel very stimulated?

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Did you just eat all that food?

[Turley]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ate it all. I mean, I'm out of time. I had no time. I had to eat it quick before we Go in there.

[Turley]

Well, you've been waiting for three hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

And everybody was bitching last week about me smacking on the air, so I didn't want. Didn't want to do that again.

[Bobbo]

You literally ate that in like 30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

About 45. Remember, free coffee at LA until 114 or 11 30. Tell them John Clay Wolf send you. It's best damn coffee you've ever had in your life.

[Bobbo]

That was amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tomorrow, Alamo Drafthouse, 5 o'.

[Bobbo]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Meet us there. Pre party Bow and gym bash. Tesla gonna be there. Jones that's gonna be there. Stick's gonna be there. The.

[Bobbo]

The pre bash is huge because we're giving away tickets to the show and we're gonna give VIP passes away to whoever's the furthest drive.

[JD Ryan]

At 6 o', clock, whoever's the furthest drive gets VIP passes to the whole shebang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girls from Buck Wild.

[Bobbo]

Yep, girls from Buck Wild will be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't bring the kids.

[Bobbo]

No. And Texplex park, they're going to give some tickets away to that. They're having their big held track fest at the end of June. Go out. Make sure to go check them out. Their website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Ladlin bringing coffee?

[Bobbo]

I don't know, but you can get coffee there today till 11:30.

[JD Ryan]

We should all go to Tex Flex sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have the guy left. Hey Marine. And you? Listen. Oh, oh. Lexus RX300 with a million miles on it's worth a thousand dollars. You there?

[Caller/Fan]

A thousand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe, maybe 1500. All right.

[Caller]

Would you go to like 1800?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I could. Would you. Could you bring it to me so I don't have to pay a driver to come get it? Where are you? Fort Worth. I mean we have an office at camp Bowie in 30.

[Caller]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, tell them what we talked about on the air in the info box and I'll have one of my my guys or gals call you right now. Thanks. Nothing like buying a little trash can. 800. 800-7234. Tech sold us a Bentley a minute ago. I do believe if you have. We are gathering Highline cars for the Highline sale. What is that at Dallas auto auction, June? I don't know, it's like it's the 22nd or something.

[JD Ryan]

June, what do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Highline luxury super exotics, fancy big pimping cars. Rapper cars.

[JD Ryan]

Rapper cars?

[Turley]

Rapper cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you know, there's good Mercedes Rovers, Lexus, BMWs. Heavies. Big healthy gals.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big healthy gals. Luxury Cars, luxuries. Franny, what are you doing? Randy, remember, you can just take go to givemetheven.com, load up your car, put in your license plate or your VIN number, and it'll throw a number out immediately. We have a crew full of men and women that will handle your transaction all over email and text. You will never have to meet anybody. You won't get hustled, you won't get hassled, and we won't not try to sell you a car. We won't do it. We don't even sell cars to the public. I don't even have a license to sell cars to the public. But for this exact reason.

[JD Ryan]

Right, because you don't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to. That's not what I do. I stay in my lane. Good morning, Randy.

[Caller/Fan]

Damn, I wish I had a car to sell. Hey, y' all doing the show right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Don't tell nobody you saw me. Why?

[Caller/Fan]

I'm supposed to still be out in Nevada.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Fan]

These NBA Finals, man.

[JD Ryan]

The NBA Finals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I say something?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, you're a better.

[Caller/Fan]

I don't know if this is okay for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Race you.

[Caller/Fan]

I lost my ass.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Caller/Fan]

Did you? You don't leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not rich. We're having a rich bitch.

[JD Ryan]

You're always rich.

[Caller/Fan]

Good Lord.

[JD Ryan]

Never seen a chipmunk pray. That's interesting.

[Caller/Fan]

Okay, see what happen.

[JD Ryan]

Slow down, everybody.

[Caller/Fan]

Broadcast. He's gonna win a game one. He loves game one because of J.R. smith.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he just say?

[JD Ryan]

J.R. smith. I got J.R. smith.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I got.

[Caller/Fan]

I met a guy on the Strip named Fredo Corleone. He said it was gonna help me to get it back in game two because LeBron was gonna top 50 points, okay? And he didn't need top 45 because LeBron was good. You're gonna be mad in game three. Then you come back.

[JD Ryan]

How much money did you.

[Caller/Fan]

They didn't come back.

[JD Ryan]

How much money did you lose?

[Caller/Fan]

It was my. It was $800.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[Caller/Fan]

Just on game three.

[JD Ryan]

Just on game three?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And they're looking for you.

[Caller/Fan]

My American Express is maxed out and I had to rent my friend Rusty out for three hours.

[JD Ryan]

How do you rent him, your friend out?

[Caller/Fan]

I only got like a chipmunk finish or something. Out in the desert.

[JD Ryan]

Now they can see and now give.

[Caller]

What?

[Caller/Fan]

There's nothing to bet on but the fridge open.

[JD Ryan]

There's nothing to bet on but the French Open.

[Caller/Fan]

I wish I was dead.

[JD Ryan]

You're sure. Dead. Don't Say that. Don't say that.

[Caller/Fan]

I need to stop gambling. I need help.

[JD Ryan]

There's always help. Yeah, there's always help.

[Caller/Fan]

I need help with my gambling.

[JD Ryan]

I know. Right on the back of any lottery ticket there's a 800 phone number you can call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lottery tickets?

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Caller/Fan]

What kind of lottery tickets?

[John Clay Wolf]

Get in.

[Caller/Fan]

What's a good one?

[JD Ryan]

No, none of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

None.

[Caller/Fan]

What's a good one? None of them are.

[JD Ryan]

No, don't buy any of the scratch offs. Don't buy any lottery tickets. That's not going to help you, cuz I lied to.

[Caller/Fan]

I still got four bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to go. Okay, bye. Thanks, Randy.

[JD Ryan]

Two Powerballs.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three, four, eight. 800.

[Turley]

Gambling, man. Is there such thing as a gambling problem?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would be a good mascot for the Oklahoma Tweakers. Yes, he was. He and Johnny Manziel. Johnny could be the quarterback.

[Turley]

Oh, man. If this.

[John Clay Wolf]

If.

[Turley]

If St. Louis can have the Rams for 15 damn years, why can't OKC get the Chargers change their name to the tweakers? OKC tweakers and the Trailer Park Gals.

[John Clay Wolf]

It worked out awesome for the basketball team.

[Turley]

Yeah. Yeah. No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who were they before? The SuperSonics? Seattle.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Yes, Seattle.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did the SuperSonics ever win anything?

[Bobbo]

No. They got to the finals, but they never won a championship.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the Thunder, but the supersonics. Yes. Correct. You really remember that off the top of your head?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. It's pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Turley]

Totally, man. He's a sportsman.

[JD Ryan]

So Randy's not going to be homeless? One of our homeless people outside of our building?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Bobbo's been homeless. He's been sleeping in the studio for a week. What happened to that?

[Bobbo]

He's been kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

You never went to Bushwood and showered?

[Turley]

I never did.

[JD Ryan]

Why he has to shower?

[Turley]

You know, I found I didn't have to now. I thought by Wednesday. I've been. I've been here since. I've been here since Monday afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you been doing tonight?

[Turley]

What do I do at night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Drink. You know, I'm really happy to be back in Fort Worth. I drive around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Look at stuff, go to places. You know, I lived down here for two, three years some time ago. I'm just enjoying being in town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big city.

[Turley]

Do a lot of production in the studio. You know, there's. There's a lot of work. I haven't worked in like this in years, you know, I mean, since 2013, I've been spinning records at my hometown station.

[JD Ryan]

Relatively easy. You show up and kind of do your thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to get into this in a minute. I want to hear a lot about this, Bob. A lot about this. I've only got three minutes left on. On.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we got that five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we do. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Almost five minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley hadn't worked like this in years either. You can't keep a clock up.

[JD Ryan]

And your deal is with LA Madeline. Still going on free coffee at any location. Just walk in and say, john, Clerk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wolf is paying until 11:30. Until 11:30. They're gonna send me the bill. Serious? And I'm drinking some of it right now. Speaking of, any guys downstairs in the Bay Room, please run me up two sweet and lows. We didn't bring any sweet and lows.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, do it right during the show. It's perfect time to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you can do that. Just walk in and just lay him down and leave. Don't. I mean, if you want to ask me a question, get ready to get on air and get lambasted.

[Bobbo]

But don't look John in the eye when you come up.

[Turley]

Yeah, don't make any eye contact with. With John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I a badger or something? A honey badger? A brown bear?

[Turley]

Dude, I walked by you the other day to say thanks for typing. Said, I know you're busy. When you were at the conference table, you were on your laptop, okay. And I knew you were busy. You had been 20 minutes before. And I just walked by. I really appreciated something nice you did for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And you were typing, not frantically. You didn't look frantic. I went. And I. I just tapped you on the shoulder and you went, behave. I said, hey, I just wanted to tell you thanks.

[Caller/Fan]

For what?

[Turley]

For what? You really are not right on the clock.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe he's a little wound.

[Turley]

No. And I didn't take anything from it. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I know better than that.

[Turley]

But, like, you're. You. Are you. You maybe ought to think about some. Getting a drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been six weeks. Tomorrow is going to be my first day to drink beer in six weeks. What?

[JD Ryan]

Got bus stops me on the street in Port Aransas. And ask me not, how are you JD now? What are you doing down here? Hey, is John drank yet? That's the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, how did he know you were JD in Port Arans?

[JD Ryan]

He stopped. Honestly, I had nothing on this. Said radio. I had nothing on. He goes, you are. He said, you jd Dallas Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walking down the street in p. Last.

[JD Ryan]

I was selling radio in Dallas for.

[John Clay Wolf]

A very long time.

[JD Ryan]

This happened in Kumal as well. If it makes you feel any better.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy said, spots you and says yes. Does he ask for Jenny?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Ask first. Are you J. Ryan from.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you say, yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he says, and then he.

[JD Ryan]

Says, had the very first question, has John started drinking yet? That was it. He wanted to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

The answer is no. And I'm going to start tomorrow at 5 o' clock at the Alamo Draft. That's why we're.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, do you think me not drinking has got me torqued up a little bit?

[Turley]

You seem a little torqued up now. You've done this business for a long time. It is escalating quickly and to a higher echelon than I. I don't know if maybe you've never, you know, been involved with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. It's just a lot of pressure, you.

[Turley]

Know, I get that, too. That's why I get out and wander around at night and have a good time. I. I went to Huan Mall and walked around for hours the other day a guy stopped me, JD and said.

[JD Ryan]

I bet he did.

[Turley]

Are you Michael J. Fox?

[JD Ryan]

I bet he did. Bet he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, why? Because you have the shakes? Yeah. Yeah.

[Turley]

And I said, I said, no. He said, oh, you better get back and you look and talk to Doc. Don't forget your dog.

[JD Ryan]

Brian.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Perkins 2018 Brian in Perkins, Oklahoma. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, man, I just let y' all know, I love the idea of Oklahoma City tweeters and the State of the park girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I think somebody start working on some graphics logos posted on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. I'm going to lose buzz listeners right now and I'm going to lose ZPS listeners. And I think we're gonna lose mountain listeners, but we're gonna work on getting the fourth hour on the mountain out in Vegas. Good morning, everybody. You can go to john claywolf.com to stream our number four right now. Remember, if you want to sell your card, go to givemetheven.com we'll do that. And the podcast of today's program will be up on John Claywolf.com under the iTunes button at about 1:00'. Clock. See you next Saturday. And everybody else, hang tight for hour number four. We are just days away from Donald Trump's summit with Kim Jong Un. Truly historic.

[JD Ryan]

The stakes are almost as high as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump and Kim's cholesterol.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Re calling this one the Lipitor in Singapore.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

That was pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who has high cholesterol, Kim or Donald?

[Turley]

Both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Both, according to George and Houston. Straight and Turley out. I see your note here. Bust his balls, George. Houston. George and Houston, you there? Yes, sir.

[Caller]

I'm on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please bust Turley's balls and straighten him out. I see your note here, and I think you're right.

[Caller]

Yes, Sir. Charlie. Seattle Supersonics actually won one championship in 79.

[Bobbo]

Oh, God, I forgot about that one.

[Turley]

Yeah, Turley was negative 11 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I was. I'm thinking more the Sean Kemp years when they made it to the finals.

[John Clay Wolf]

True.

[Bobbo]

I was like two years old then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you were alive. You should know. Anthony. Anthony and Waco.

[Caller]

What's up, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller]

Got a 03 Nissan X pair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles? About 180, 500, maybe a thousand.

[Caller]

180?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 500 to a thousand bucks.

[Turley]

All right.

[Caller]

What about if you come get it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look at it first. It matters if it's junk or straight. I need to see what we got. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Maryland, or is it Marlin? What have you got?

[Caller]

Sir, I've got a 17, Infiniti Q50, every option on it. Bose stereo, the automatic cruise control. And it's got 21315 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The leases on these cars are so damn cheap right now, it screwed it up. Did you lease this one? No, because, I mean, have you. Have you? You see in crest crest infinity, 2.99amonth.

[JD Ryan]

Geez. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

My phone bill for the family with AT&T was 380. Three eighty.

[Caller]

There you go. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So is it a premium or is it a Sport or what?

[Caller]

It's a Sport with a 3.0 turbo engine in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the. Okay, I got it. So it's a red Sport, is what they call that.

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's called a Red Sport. A red Sport, if it's got this.

[Caller]

It's not the red. It's not the red Sport, but it is the Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's a three. If it's a three liter engine, it's a red sport. If it's a two liter, two liter engine, it's sport. Which one have you got?

[Caller]

A three liter. It says 3.0t on the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it red?

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's got to be.

[Caller]

A red sport white with tan leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like, what's the difference between an Oklahoma Indian and a Pakistani Indian?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a casino and a computer. I don't know. Go to givemetheven.com and load that thing up. Let's figure out what. What flavor it is. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. The radio.

[JD Ryan]

We're taking a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

I'm just gonna ask you a question. And you may tell me to shut up as soon as I ask this. And you probably will, but I watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

You during the week.

[JD Ryan]

See, it won't even let me get it out because you're so damn add and high strung. Do you ever. And again I'm ready to be told.

[Turley]

Shut up.

[JD Ryan]

Do you ever take. Have you ever had a physical?

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course I've had a physical. I'm a pilot. You're moron.

[JD Ryan]

When I mean a real physical with your three medical. They don't. They don't check your cholesterol.

[John Clay Wolf]

His finger in my butt.

[JD Ryan]

They don't. They don't check the importance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump that? He stuck his finger up my.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there you go. They don't check your cholesterol. They don't do blood. You need blood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, I haven't done that.

[JD Ryan]

No. Okay. You're just very high strung. You sort of have almost the perfect storm for bad things. And we lost another friend this week. And it made me wonder who. No one knows him. He's a sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a we like you. And I lost a friend.

[JD Ryan]

He worked in a radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Harget.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. I know. He's drunk, though. And he smoked like a freight train.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, but there's people that haven't done that that are just really high. Strong. And you worry me from a friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I should start drinking again.

[JD Ryan]

That. That is, by the way, not a good idea for cholesterol. That will increase your cholesterol as well.

[Turley]

As your blood pressure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you? Dr. Ruth?

[JD Ryan]

Because I know. Because I've gone through this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need to go get a. Okay. So I go get a physical.

[JD Ryan]

Physical.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they tell me to change everything. I'm doing okay. You wanna. Is that better? Listen. God damn it.

[JD Ryan]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I damn near died. Life was over. I saw the pearly gates lost everything. Had to start over. If I die tomorrow, I'm happy. Really? Yeah. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna leave all this.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And your family.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your family probably like better if I was gone.

[JD Ryan]

No, they would not stop that.

[Bobbo]

My.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Kids would miss me. My wife, I think would miss me.

[JD Ryan]

I know she would.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's so good looking. She'd get scooped in a heartbeat. Even bloated down with four kids.

[JD Ryan]

That's not the point. Okay, let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they probably steal all our money.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, some hustle.

[JD Ryan]

I don't really care about you and your family. I just don't want to lose this job.

[Turley]

There it is. There it is, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

I just had to lighten it up a little bit. Just had to lighten it up. Anyway, I just wonder cuz you and I never really get to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm 45. I know I'm not 55. I'm not 105.

[JD Ryan]

Guys at 30 die every day.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a wreck. I lost my ability to walk. My ex wife ran off with the painter. I've got his leg right there. Right in front of you.

[JD Ryan]

Prosthetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost all my money.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost my marriage. I lost my businesses that I've been working on since I was 19. At 32.

[JD Ryan]

And you battled back from all of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I started all the way over.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at that point I was done. You know, there was a day in Nocona, Texas, on the ranch. I pulled the gun out of my desk. I kept thinking about it, kept thinking about it, kept thinking about it, kept thinking about it. And I wheelchaired out in the front lawn and unloaded it into the front yard because I didn't want it around anymore. Right. Because I kept thinking about it. Because if I couldn't walk and I could. When you have to have people dig your poop out, I got you. You got a problem. I get it. When you can't piss, you got a problem without people's help and you're stuck in a wheelchair and you're never. And everything's falling down and the IRS is calling you and the. From which I don't need problems.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody. The lady that stole all your Money didn't make 941 payments for six months from the dealership insurance. So that's money you can't. You have to pay out. I got it. There's no everything. Everything is happening. And so we're good, man. I'm happy.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm happy. Let me be happy.

[JD Ryan]

I'll be happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am high strung because I want to finish this job. I got a job to finish, JD and it's to become the used car manager of the United States of America. And now I don't have a vision anymore. I got a path. I got a trail. I see it. It's going to happen. We're gonna finish this freaking job. If I die the day after it happens, I'm happy. Okay? There'll be enough money there that all the kids will be happy, too.

[JD Ryan]

All right?

[Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not that money makes you happy.

[JD Ryan]

Does not. Anthony Bourdain.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. That's a terrible thing. My kids would be very sad if I passed away.

[JD Ryan]

Of course they would.

[Caller]

You're great.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm. I'm too. I'm in too much of a zone. I'm willing to risk it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, There you go.

[Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm willing to risk it to finish the job. I'm willing to risk.

[JD Ryan]

I thought I was looking at the other one way that you've got so much going and you're so close to the finish line.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what they're going to tell me.

[JD Ryan]

Okay? You don't want to hear it. Yeah, okay, Fair enough. I'll shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what they're going to tell me.

[JD Ryan]

So we went a long way to get around to J.D. shut up.

[Turley]

What are they going to tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to tell me that I've got high cholesterol, that I need to quit masturbating, and then I'm going to go blind if I don't stop.

[JD Ryan]

No, they didn't say that at all.

[Turley]

Or fall off the roof.

[Bobbo]

I don't know if a doctor would ever tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no. You know it'll make you go blind.

[JD Ryan]

Well, not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Michael and Beaumont, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, John, you're scaring the chickens when you do that.

[JD Ryan]

And ladies and gentlemen, there's your punchline.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Mike has a O.J. simpson JCW joke. Let's hear it.

[Caller]

Is it John Clay or O.J. that says kill that bitch?

[Turley]

No, Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunny side up.

[Turley]

Once we get the OKC tweakers in place, their logo will be Snort that bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smoke that bitch.

[Bobbo]

You've been obsessed with that all day. You want.

[Turley]

You.

[Bobbo]

You honestly want to start that team?

[Turley]

I think it'd be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this? Hello?

[Caller]

Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Sorry, I didn't catch anybody answer the phone. I just came onto a live broadcast. How you guys doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. Just eating and chilling and talking and smoking and fixed to put a big dip in. So if my voice changes, that's why.

[Caller]

I was like, good morning. We appreciate the free La Madeleine coffee, man. I'm out here in Houston. And I'm not near one, but I got a friend who took advantage of. So good job on that.

[JD Ryan]

All right, all right, all right.

[Turley]

We love our friends at the mad.

[JD Ryan]

I can't wait for that phone call.

[Turley]

And you gotta try what, what the boys had this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what I did. Hang on.

[Turley]

Was called spicy egg Basque. Ask for it, it's delicious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what I did. Here's the truth. I didn't clear that with corporate. Oh, boy.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, you're kidding me.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not clear that with corporate.

[Caller]

But he's gonna get charged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. I'll pay for it. I will. If they send me a bill for it, I'll pay for.

[Turley]

You don't care.

[John Clay Wolf]

I care. But here's, here's what happened. My radio gal. I said make a breakfast deal with somebody, get us some freaking breakfast and make this happen. Which even makes it more frustrating because we got it done. And then Bobbo makes it hard. Right? But anyway, she, she did the La Madeleine thing. And I'm thinking there's a La Madeleine in every city we're on. There's several of them. We're on 23 cities. I, I'm, I'm buying a hundred dollars worth of breakfast for a $4,000 a week radio endorsement. Very much. It's the worst deal we've ever made in the history of this company.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love their food and I love their coffee and I'm very happy to endorse them. But this is the worst deal that has ever been cut in the history of radio. 23 syndicated markets, and I'm swapping out a big endorsement for freaking fried egg sandwich.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I hope happened today, after I started thinking about it, I was willing, I took a risk. I gave out free coffee at La Madeleine until 11:30. Put it on. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Got 15 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got 15 minutes to go. And, and I'm hoping that. So nobody in any of the Madeline knows about this. And when y' all mention this, they're gonna say, say what the hell are you talking about? But they're going to give it to you because that's the kind of good folks they are. I mean, it's a cup of coffee for Christ's sake. So what I'm doing is I'm introducing Starbucks people to La Madeline coffee. Because on a Saturday morning they get out of their Starbucks group and they might take a moment to try La Madeleine coffee. And it's tasty which is much better. So when they get on the conference call, the regional conference call on Monday morning, they say, who the hell is John Clay Wolf and what the hell happened on Saturday?

[Turley]

What was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Multiple. It's like we got the unibody bomber hit us in multiple schools all at once. They're gonna. They're gonna call me and say what you do? I'm say, I'm gonna charge you for the endorsement deal. I'm not doing it for a fried egg sandwich anymore.

[Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now that you know how many listeners we have, you know that it's worth it. Do you think it's gonna work?

[Turley]

I think so, yeah.

[Caller]

We're gonna have an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an idea.

[Bobbo]

It's an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, it's an idea. I mean, what's either that or I'm gonna write him a check for a thousand dollars worth of coffee and then I'll probably just do it again. I'll sing for a Friday sandwich next Saturday, you know. Remember Marky Mark at the end of Boogie Nights? Sadly, do you remember Dirk Diggler at the end of Boogie Nights? He was. He. He was walking. He was loping his mule in the little mini truck in the back of the parking lot, just like he started out. And that could be me. That could be me.

[JD Ryan]

Not gonna be you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could be me. 800, 807. 234. I'm a big, shining, shining star. You remember that very last scene, Bob? Did that get wooden start.

[Turley]

I'm a star. It's a great film. It's a great film. We're like, liberating the coffee from the Madeleine like. Like the allied forces liberated France from Germany.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the best endorsement deal they've ever had in their life. They don't even know it yet.

[Bobbo]

I just wanted to know what that guy looked like when he was there asking, hey, yeah, John Clay Wolf said.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get free coffee.

[Bobbo]

And the customer on the. On the other side of the shelf there, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

They were like, every guy. Everybody listening, please go into your. Just Google the Madeline near me. Go in there, say, I want a free cup of coffee. Put it on John Clay Wolf.

[JD Ryan]

Well, speaking of breakfast, they say bring.

[John Clay Wolf]

It up on the conference call.

[JD Ryan]

If it ain't broke, don't rename it. The Internet has gone crazy this week with the International House of pancakes deciding after 60 years, they're going to be I.

[Caller]

Hub.

[JD Ryan]

They're going to change the P to b. That's official. June 11th. It's going to be a iho.

[John Clay Wolf]

B.

[JD Ryan]

B, folks. Are guessing what the B stands for. Probably how you feel when you're there. Broken, buzzed, blatantly blasted and occasionally bewildered.

[Bobbo]

I hub.

[JD Ryan]

I. Huh? I hob.

[Turley]

Yeah, they turned the literally upside down.

[JD Ryan]

Right? It looks like. Honestly, it looks like ob, which is a female product. That's what it looks like.

[Turley]

It's International House of Breakfast. I think it's probably.

[JD Ryan]

I know, but that's not funny, Bubba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

KIA is recalling more than a half million million vehicles in the US because their airbags may not work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they've been told that Kim Jong Un put nuclear warheads in the trunk.

[JD Ryan]

Combined with the previous recall of the Hyundai, the automaker has now recalled one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point when the airbag. The airbag expander is not a. It's not a shotgun shell. It's a nuclear warhead.

[JD Ryan]

They've recalled 1.1 million vehicles. And KIA spokesman went on record as saying, ah, hell, just bring them all back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's gonna pay for them anyway. They're all gonna get repoed.

[JD Ryan]

Tom Cruise has officially ridden his Kawasaki Ninja back onto the highway in Danger zone. Top Gun 2 now in production.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Officially. It's been. They've been talking about for 30 years. It's finally.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he still can't screw Kelly McGillis.

[JD Ryan]

And to prove it, if no one can, she's quite the lesbian.

[Turley]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Cruz posted a picture from his carpet bagger on Instagram.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carpet muncher.

[JD Ryan]

It just says I feel the need the time. Of course, this time it's going to be a real wacky creative twist where Tom Cruise actually turns out to be the high flying hero rated P for predictors.

[Bobbo]

Were you guys big into that because you're.

[JD Ryan]

I was huge into that.

[Bobbo]

You're both fans of the flight and.

[JD Ryan]

My son knows every word.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't think it was good when Goose broke his neck at the end and died. Yeah, I thought that was bad.

[JD Ryan]

That wasn't the end. But that's okay. It wasn't the end of the movie. But yes, I know every single word to that movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

148.

[Bobbo]

Your favorite scene's a volleyball scene, isn't it?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it is. It makes me crazy at the time.

[Turley]

Though, movie wise, those were some of the best aerial shots.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[Turley]

Of fighter jets.

[JD Ryan]

It wasn't all. It wasn't all a bunch of CGI stuff. It was not all cartoons.

[Turley]

Right, Right.

[JD Ryan]

And this time the director says he's to going to stay true today. He's going to do a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real Arthur in Franklin, Louisiana. Arthur? Yes. Where the hell is Franklin, Louisiana.

[Caller]

It's my Lafayette. 45 minutes east.

[John Clay Wolf]

East. East. East. East. That's Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

No, no. Well, it's kind of. Let's do southeast.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

We aren't the coast, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you've got a 09 diesel, three quarter ton.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

GMC. No, it's. It's a crew cab with. It says navigation. Does it have leather?

[Caller]

No, it doesn't. Have another. It's got the on star. Should I say okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I say. Should I say you're all right. Good. I say he's a little Cajun. So it's a SLT or SL s. Okay, so long bed or short?

[Caller]

That's a short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller]

Gray. Metal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 20,000 do it?

[Caller]

Negative.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it.

[Bobbo]

Negative.

[JD Ryan]

Ghost Rider.

[Caller]

No, you're not even close, man. 26, 000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but we got a 10 year old truck. What? I mean, what's it take? And it's not. And it's not leather and it's not. I know it's not 20. I'll give some more. But what's it take?

[Caller]

It's gotta. It's gotta lift it a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's good.

[Caller]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's got. So it's gotta be. It's got a boob job.

[Caller]

Yes, yes. It's got a spray in bed liner. It has absolutely no scratches on it nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

22,000. Nah. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I do want to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

23,000.

[Caller]

Wait, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

23. 500.

[Caller]

No, I won't take no less than 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 24,500. No, we're not.

[Turley]

We're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not going to get to 28 on a 10 year old cloth rig.

[Caller]

But I just. This time I gotta say, bro, you're losing out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might be able to go to 25. Here's what I need to do. I need to see it. Can you. I know you live in.

[Caller]

I'll be more than happy to shoot you a picture. Send me your number and I'll show you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just do this. Go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN and put in your license plate number or your VIN number and then it'll ask you a couple of questions. It'll decode. It'll decode the car off of that vent and then push those pictures. They'll say, upload photo 1. Upload photo 2. And then push it and say it takes 28,000. Write that on there. Well, if it's gonna shoot you an offer the computer is gonna say like 23 to 24. And you say hang on, hang on. And you say decline. And then it's gonna say, what does it take to buy your car? And you put 28,000. When I get off there and I go down to the buyer's room, I'm gonna find this file in our computer system. I'll look at these pictures and I'm gonna make a decision.

[Caller]

Okay. Because like I say, man, you can put this truck up on the side of a brand new truck and underneath it's not going to look like this thing looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an exceptional car. So it's worth more.

[Caller]

26000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an exceptional car. It's worth more money. I understand on this one. I need to throw the book out and get that. Get out the checkbook. I'm gonna try to buy the truck. I mean, you're not scaring me. I'm gonna try to buy the truck. I don't think I'm gonna get to 28, but I'm gonna get damn close. I gotta see pictures so I can fall in love and understand what you. What you're telling me.

[Caller]

Oh, oh, that is not a problem. Give me. It's gonna take me about an hour to do this. Cuz It's. It's up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com and while you're at it, Arthur, go to La Manline and tell them give him a cup of coffee. Got five minutes left. Zo do.

[JD Ryan]

Three remaining MIGs are bugging out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love that movie. I can't wait for a break.

[Caller/Fan]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I just got going.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fun's over. We got 30 minutes worth of fun.

[JD Ryan]

Left and four minutes of coffee in La Madeleine.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, the big dog is back. The John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

Hey, funny man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say something funny now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Journey.

[Turley]

No, that's. That's the original Journey. I think that's Greg Raleigh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Just the same way you love me before Steve Perry. Yeah, but no, Steve Perry comes in in a minute, doesn't he? Wait, turn up a little bit. Turn up a bit. Listen, You're right, like I don't know my journey. You do know your journey. So. Blue Mountain Ranch Camp.

[JD Ryan]

Blue Mountain Ranch Camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this kids camp in Florissant, Colorado, outside of Cripple Creek. I'm in third grade, summer between third and fourth.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And our counselor, Stan, we're up at the outside the cabins and he's a dork. He drives a Triumph TR7 this is 1980. Yeah, I guess. No, 1980. And three, maybe. And he's talking to kids, you know, us. To impress us, you know. And he's playing his guitar like.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Singing. Singing. Stuff like that.

[JD Ryan]

Kind of a bad movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's exactly as campy as these bad camping movies that are out now about the 70s. And he tells us. I'll never forget this, you know, I'm like, you're really good. Are you, like, do that for a living? He's like, man, he's got the hair. He looks like Leaf Garrett. Right? Sure, man. I haven't played with Journey, but I've played with the guys that have played with Journey. Oh.

[Turley]

Who were they?

[JD Ryan]

I played with guys that have owned the CDs from Journey.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't have CDs back then. It would have been the eight. It was. It was Sony Walkman tracks. I haven't played with Journey. You know, let me. Let me put it to you this way. I haven't played on stage with Journey, but I've played with the guys that have played with the guys of the Journey. Yeah. And I'm like, What is it, fourth? I'm like, that's B.S. that's no good. Stay in your door. Get out of my way. Take your triumph and shove it up your butt. I'm not listening to you anymore. No, you. You're not my ruler.

[JD Ryan]

Play with the guys who played with them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go play with yourself, Stan.

[Turley]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Too funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very campy. Very campy. Bobbo 800, 817. 2, 3, 4. 800.

[JD Ryan]

Did we ever decide why Babo camp that all week? Speaking of campo.

[John Clay Wolf]

It can't be.

[Turley]

You don't understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why.

[JD Ryan]

Why did you not get an apartment?

[Turley]

Wolf and I negotiated a start date. It was June 1st.

[John Clay Wolf]

June 1st?

[Turley]

That was a Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Last week you had how much notice?

[Turley]

Well, like a week or two. I actually went and put a deposit down in an apartment because they didn't move out of the apartment until the 31st.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And they have 10 days to get it ready.

[JD Ryan]

That's right.

[Turley]

So. And they actually said it would probably be ready today, but we've got a full boat weekend of stuff, so I'm moving in Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what I would need to talk to you about. Do you know how much that couch costs? It was made at JND Fabrics. It's custom. Somebody stole our pillows, by the way, Turley.

[Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Those pillows that go with that couch. That couch was like five GS. It was back when I was rich. When I was Before I went broke and you slept on it with your big old nasty head all week without washing your hair. And now I've got to send it off to have it clean.

[Turley]

I know. I wash my hair every morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? How?

[Turley]

In the sink.

[JD Ryan]

You give it.

[Turley]

Listen, you give a hillbilly a sink and he can accomplish a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

No way. Yes, I did.

[Bobbo]

So you took what they call bath.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Turley]

They.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who they is everybody. You had a whore bath. So did you. When you were sleeping, did you wear a shirt? Because the picture I saw of you last week, you had no shirt. So your. Your nappy skin, the unbathed skin is all over my fancy couch.

[Turley]

No, no, it was bathed, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go have it cleaned. I mean, that's gonna cost more than the free. Look at me on your freaking.

[Turley]

Do I. Do I offend? No, I've been. We were talking about this Wednesday morning. You're like, you haven't been to Bushwood yet. And I said, well, that's so far. Okay, you know, so what about Narval?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the hell's Normal? What's. What's up with him?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, he's been, you know, he's been complaining about. He's our janitor for gmtv.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did he come in and clean up behind you? Was he doing your laundry?

[Bobbo]

He's been complaining. In fact, he's out in the green room right now. We need to get him in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his last name?

[Bobbo]

Attaberry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobo found this guy out in like Seymour, Texas, and brought him here and got him a gig here eight years ago. And he never left. It's like a guy who came to visit to help with an event. He never left.

[Turley]

Going to talk to me on radio.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, speak up. The mic or right up to the mic.

[Turley]

Can you hear me? Check, check.

[JD Ryan]

We can hear you. We hear you now.

[Turley]

Yeah, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

In here.

[Turley]

We had a little bit of extra cleaning going on with Bobo standing here.

[JD Ryan]

Studio Bobo.

[Turley]

And, well, I mean, he wouldn't. He was. He was messy. Was he? But he wasn't nasty. But he does leave a bit of a weight.

[JD Ryan]

He left some stuff on, you know what I mean? Anything specific?

[Turley]

We found a Bombo's got funny habits.

[JD Ryan]

I think this is interesting.

[Turley]

Yeah, we've been that sink in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spotless.

[Turley]

Yeah, like, he must have did that himself, though. I give it a wipe down.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. Because that's your.

[Turley]

And told everything straight. He didn't leave things laying around later in the day. But I come up here, you know, I start at 4am, right?

[JD Ryan]

You come very early.

[Turley]

He acted. First couple days he acted like he was mad because I woke him up.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you waking people up before, it's kind of.

[Turley]

Well, me and Bobo's daddy go back a long way.

[JD Ryan]

Bobo.

[Turley]

But go ahead. And he, you know, I told him just like your daddy told you can always get up earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You know, you go to bed earlier. What else you got to do at 7:00 at night?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he got.

[Turley]

I found it here a couple times now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially since they took the hookers off a back page.

[Turley]

I was going to say. I was going to say, say Wednesday morning I come in here and I found a empty jug. And every morning we found an empty jug. Big old wine jug. You know what kind looks like? Old whiskey jug.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Turley]

With ringing handle. Empty. And Wednesday morning we found some women's drawers.

[JD Ryan]

What? So he's entertaining women's drawers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can imagine the size of those. I'm just visualizing like it'd take two people to hold them up.

[Turley]

No. Well, one of them was big. They were two different ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And I don't know if Bobo is wearing the women's drawers or if they come off of. You know what I mean, Good lady.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, we do.

[Turley]

Out here in the city. Let me tell you, out there, where I'm from, we don't. We don't do that. Bobo does have long hair.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. But he's fine.

[Turley]

And I know. I seen him eating in here because there'd be two Domino's pizza boxes every day. And the bottle of wine and empty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I mean, crumb free. Sometimes I'll take him crustes. Them boys downstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

They leave the crustes in the box. I take home my dog. Yeah, yeah. Sometimes they leave a little bit cheesy breadstick.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And I feed that to my brother's duck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, the duck. The duck that made it through the radiator fan. Yeah.

[Turley]

She can. She can't eat bugs and such right now just yet. She stay a little bit tender around the bill. But she loves that cheesy breadstick. She'll gum on it half afternoon, make you feel good. But he drinks that wine and eat pizza. I noticed. What? You know, I slip up here and my truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know.

[Turley]

On Thursday night. We all know Friday morning, Bobo come in. About two in the morning, I had four girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller/Fan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What flavor?

[Turley]

Little girl. There wasn't one of them a day. Over 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Young, young, big fat ones.

[JD Ryan]

Young girls.

[Turley]

One of them was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

And I think she was the leader because she had these Hope earrings. Anyway, that's the theory of mine.

[JD Ryan]

That's theory.

[Turley]

They didn't leave.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Turley]

Until 4.

[Caller/Fan]

45.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

That's late.

[Turley]

So you bought it. You better probably be happy you getting your studio back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about my couch?

[Turley]

What about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't need to have it cleaned after you saw those women.

[Turley]

No, I done cleaned it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

With what?

[Turley]

Simple orange.

[JD Ryan]

Simple Orange.

[Caller]

Orange.

[Turley]

No, it does want to give you that simple arm.

[JD Ryan]

I do. Yeah. I've used it.

[Turley]

You use it on anything.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think you're supposed.

[Turley]

I put that simple orange on my tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

On leather.

[Turley]

I put it on my toilet.

[JD Ryan]

Not on leather.

[Turley]

On couches.

[JD Ryan]

Not on leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, Narva. I gotta grab Daniel in west Texas. Daniel, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got a 2015 Tundra.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

20 inch wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it says. It says X cab. They don't make it. He wrote that wrong. He wrote that down wrong. Is it a crew? The big back door? The small back door.

[Caller]

It's a small back door. Bigger bed that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Have you had big old rough horse in it like Bobbo had on my couch this week?

[Caller]

No, I ain't had that.

[Turley]

Your fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does have a sunroof.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 15 leather nav. Short double cab with 47. Just off the top of my head. It's mid to upper 20s, so it's like 26 and a half. I think I need to see it though. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

Nah, we're not nowhere close. I can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff.

[Caller]

About that? About 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may give more. Go to the website. Let's look. I'm just. I'm too lazy to even think about it right now. I'm so chilled out. J.D. convinced me that I was fixing to have a heart attack. So I'm just like completely chilling out now. And I'm just not going to get worked up over cars or anything. So if you want to sell it, I've got a computer system that will bid it for me so it'll save my life so I won't stroke out. And you can go to givemetheven. Doc, if you want to save my life, just go to givemetheven.com so I won't have to bid your car on the radio.

[Announcer]

Givemethe bin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Fan]

Have a great weekend, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we will.

[JD Ryan]

Don't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we will.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Tesla's playing in Houston tonight at the House of Blues.

[Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

This is not Tesla.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, this is. She's a Little Runway by Bon Gay.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you know what? Howard Stern's a huge fan. In fact, have you seen the hall of fame speech that he gave?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Howard Stern's problem.

[Bobbo]

Well, I know, but my segue is. Have you seen his speech?

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit of it.

[Bobbo]

It was funny.

[JD Ryan]

Was it good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. He was busting balls, wasn't he? Oh, yeah. Did you see I. I tripped into a Stern deal last week watching David Letterman on Netflix.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen that? Probably David Letterman's doing a show on Netflix called At this Time or Next Guest or something. He's interviewed about five people, and Stern was one of them, and it sucked.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the Letterman deal, but the Stern deal was no good. He just kind of went through the movie, and they just kissed each other's ass for an hour. I love you, you, Dave.

[Caller/Fan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm so sorry. Stern was apologizing for being a jerk all the years and that all he was. It was just like, I'm so sorry, and I'm. I made fun of you, and I'm sorry about reading the ratings on the air and making poking fun of you and all this stuff, and it was just a big circle jerk. I mean, it was worth watching if you're a Stern fan, but it wasn't any.

[JD Ryan]

I. I like two very dynamic people that didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think Stern has put so much out there. There's nothing else for him to put out. There's nothing else he's going to say that's going to be really engaging. Not even shocking. Was good. I think his deal, he needs to hang it up while he's. While he's ahead.

[JD Ryan]

We got the money now.

[Bobbo]

His interviews are good, though. That's a different dynamic that he's ever done. He's really in depth with his interviews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And that's what he does. So why didn't he just do that? He could.

[Bobbo]

That's maybe his next thing. He just has an interview.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to get R. Lane back. That was good. Yeah, that was fun.

[Bobbo]

I could definitely see him doing, like, a web series, a TV series, a Netflix series where he's just interviews.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what every old broadcasting Jew does after they retire. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Radio knowledge, bombs on cars. Yeah, whatever.

[Turley]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did you see that freaking power stroke blow like three GS yesterday? Yesterday. Was that yours?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was trying to blow three GS on Wednesday, and I wouldn't let it. What?

[Bobbo]

Oh, wait, wait. Not blow. Oh, no, no, no. I thought you said blow. It's on make.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Which one this is. Okay. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

This wasn't yours?

[Bobbo]

I don't know then. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We sold one yesterday that had like 180, 000 miles on it. It was a. It was a 2000 model seven three. I don't know, drive extending cabbage. And it brought like 3, 000 twice. So I sold it and we had like six in it.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I don't know though. I don't think that's mine. I haven't bought a 73 in a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the good ones are good and the bad ones are. Nobody gives a damn. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[JD Ryan]

Or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell. Oh, I lost him. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. God, J.D. after you said that, now what? Now I'm like feeling the blood moving through my veins. It's like I'm stoned. It's like I ate a. It's like I ate a cannabis gummy bear. I feel the. Because you slow down. I feel the blood moving through my veins.

[JD Ryan]

During the commercial break, you're playing Jimmy Buffett music. You're just chill. It's. It's not a feeling you're used to.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are going to camp tomorrow. That's a feeling I'm not going to be used to all of them. Both Walker and Texas Ranger are going.

[Caller/Fan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Max and Nolan, they're going to. They're going to camp, Right. So the camps says cowboy boots need them. And it puts in there, make sure they break them in before they get here. Some of these little townie kids are coming in with these cowboy boots on that are like brand new, and they get all blistered up, screwed up, and they get eaten by bears. Yeah, yeah. Because they. Because they can't walk on the trail in Cripple Creek. And so Max has been walking around all week in his boots and his shorts. Nobody said a word to him. Did you see him in the office yesterday?

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[Bobbo]

He's got to break them in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Camp's fun.

[Bobbo]

That's the best time is when you as a kid. I remember the days. Oh, yeah. We'd go for a week. This Is in New Hampshire and you're just away from your parents and it's supposedly church camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

But was it like a Yiddish Hebrew camp?

[Bobbo]

No, it was not a Jewish camp.

[JD Ryan]

He's not Jewish.

[Bobbo]

I'm not even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course you are Jewish.

[Turley]

Some of the best poker players I've ever met. Or church camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Saw my first booby. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Church camp was it.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it? What kind of booby?

[Bobbo]

It was little girls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

I was young. I was 12 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And she really. You. You got first base.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was. Well, that was second base now, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it second base?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

First place was kissing.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Second and third. Yeah. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you follow her throughout the years? Did she end up being a struggle?

[Bobbo]

No, no. It was just one time. You meet them there, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aaron, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. I just wanted to give a big shout out to everybody at Gimme the vin. We. We contacted you guys recently. Went through the process and. And sold our car to you guys. So thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the check clear?

[Caller]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything. I'll be damned. Another one made it. I'll tell you what didn't is I had a guy in Houston just a minute ago Went to La Madeleine and he told. He walked in there and told him he want his free cup of coffee and they made him pay. Oh. So, I mean that's really. You're right. I mean they'll probably put us out of business.

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna send you the receipt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he sent me the receipt. 222. I'm gonna send him the money.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's nice of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm gonna. I'm gonna mail him a check because that's what we say. If we don't beat carmax. We'll send you a hundred dollar check. If your word is not any good.

[Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you got nothing, get nothing.

[Turley]

You're not telling the whole story though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What?

[Turley]

He actually walked into La Madeleine's in his underwear and asked for the coffee so easy. Of course they made him pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what kind of car did we buy from you, Aaron?

[Caller]

Chevy Equinox.

[John Clay Wolf]

Equinox. Equinox. How many miles?

[Caller]

A hundred thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't remember. Did strip club DJ it come in the flesh? Big, big old goofy guy, about 350 pounds.

[Caller]

He wasn't that goofy. But yeah, he came and got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you haven't seen. You haven't seen the good side of him yet. He is that goofy. I've got a picture I'm gonna put up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page of strip club dj. Then you tell me what you think goofy is.

[Caller]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll love it. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Oh, it's just gold is what it is. It's the damn gold. I hope I saved it in favorites. Do you remember that picture of him with those pants that are too tight with that wolf shirt on, standing, but next to the. It's the worst picture of all. Timer, put that one up. Oh, we got two. We got to. It's like the Kramer from Seinfeld strip. I'm gonna write this down so I cannot forget it. I gotta deliver. I'm a man of my word. If I don't deliver that strip club DJ picture, then who am I? 800-800-72-3,4.

[JD Ryan]

Tomorrow is our huge gonna be fun listener party from 5 to 7 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody listening right now. These people are gonna travel.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you have a.

[JD Ryan]

Don't we have a contest going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin's not that far.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, we have people coming from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

City's not that far.

[Bobbo]

Wichita Falls. So what's the contest?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come do math with Tesla.

[JD Ryan]

Five to seven o' clock is our listener party. Come meet the crew from five to seven at the Alamo Draft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring your own light bulb.

[JD Ryan]

And by six o', clock, the one that comes the furthest wins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swift kick in the ass.

[Bobbo]

They get VIP tickets for this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means free booze and free coffee. And you get to hang out with a bunch of radio people that pay too much for advertising.

[JD Ryan]

The end of the show, John's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a crap. No, no, no. The VIP at these radio deals.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody in there, you're looking at him like, who are you? Oh, I'm so and so. Why are you here? Because my employer is the lawyer Reuben that buys all the commercials. So it's all these people that buy all these commercials from the radio company and they give them to all these business owners. And those business owners say, I don't want to go to Tesla. And they. And they or Joan Jet and they give the passes to their employees. And that's what the VIP is full of is, is owners that buy a lot of advertising.

[JD Ryan]

You may sound sexy. Way to sell it, John.

[Bobbo]

So you may see a lot of Give me the VIN people that you hear about on the show, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be there.

[Bobbo]

Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy's gonna be there.

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be Part of the buyers having fun.

[Bobbo]

I think the furthest is going to come in is Wichita Falls. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get that feeling. Yeah. I think Oklahoma City will come down. I think. I think we have a stronger presence in Oklahoma City than we realize. It took forever, though, because they had to realize that we really don't hate them. It was just a. It's just a gig. It's just a joke. And we do realize that small town Texas is just as messy as small town Oklahoma.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not as fun to say.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, I mean, in the islands are probably worse than all.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But nonetheless. Yeah. Waco. So the. I'm gonna guess San Antonio or Oklahoma City's my guess.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know those Mexicans, man, they'll load up in a car and caravan or for anything.

[JD Ryan]

I want to go. I'm gonna go to Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why.

[Bobbo]

Come to the bash at 5 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. All right.

[JD Ryan]

We had such a great group that showed up in Houston and a lot of them drove from Austin. Oh, yeah, Several of them.

[Bobbo]

Your guest.

[Turley]

I bet we'll get some Midland, Odessa.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long haul, dude.

[Turley]

It is, but that's our crowd. And they got nothing else to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reba McIntyre is coming to the Civic center next February, but their chance to.

[Bobbo]

See Tesla and Joan jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man.

[Bobbo]

I'm going to drive eight hours and come see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asleep at the Wheel will be at the Civic center next April.

[Turley]

Y' all forget about a little band called Sticks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my good friend, the Civic center is actually named. His family donated it west. Cyril Wagner is called Cyril Wagner. Like the Bass hall in Fort Worth? Yeah, yeah. My buddy's family donated the. The Bass hall of mine.

[Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're just Richard and Cooter Brown. I mean, like. Like the Clampets. They. They found oil in 1972 or whenever the hell it was and, you know, never saw a bad day after that. So they gave us Civic Center. And this kid's crazy as hell. Drives a lifted. You know, he's 45 years old kid. Well, he acts like a kid. Yeah, he's my buddy. I love hanging around with him. Drives a big old lifted Suburban with glass packs on it, jamming out to whatever. And he's just wild as hell. Sam. In West Texas, you don't have to pay. Sam. The show is over. But if you will go to GiveMeTheven.com. sam, are you there? Yeah. If you'll go to GiveMeTheven.Com and load it up. The computer will bid it and I will look at it because I'm going down in the buyer's room right now. Okay.

[Caller]

Are you a serious buyer or just a radio host?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a what?

[Bobbo]

A radio host or a serious buyer?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, we're very serious buyer. I do both. I, I country in which I'm a radio host on the weekends. And I. I'm the largest wholesale dealer, second largest wholesale dealer in the United States of America at this point.

[Caller]

In the U. S. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

U. S. All right. We'll be right back. Or no, we won't. We're gone. Bye.

[JD Ryan]

Bye.

[Turley]

Out. I'm out. Back to the money. Time is money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get you some. Are you Turley, are you 5,000% sure that we are off the air and we cannot get fined by the fcc?

[Bobbo]

Correct. I just disconnected Program directors.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're listening to the show, to carry the show at your syndication, this is not aired. This is podcast, so don't say that we said things like and on the air, because we didn't. This is recorded. This is private studio. This is not broadcast radio at this point. It's podcast. Okay, what were you saying?

[Turley]

They can't. They can't get us on. I mean, we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goddamn, Turley. If that made it up the air, we're all done.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I disconnected, okay.

[Turley]

No, but hey, but if it did, Turley, it'll be my fault, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you do have the title producer.

[Turley]

All right. Right. There's a guy named David Stahl. I don't know where he's located, but this popped up on our Facebook page. It says, I have not enjoyed commercial radio this month since Howard Stern left. Keep it going, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's nice. What city's he in?

[Turley]

We don't know.

[Bobbo]

Did he get his coffee?

[Turley]

I don't know. One guy did not. Lives in Here Comes Katie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that La Madeleine is going to be pissed off at me? What do you really think is going to happen?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't think.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think they gave out any coffee. I think they made people pay. But they're gonna get. The word's gonna get back to corporate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then they're gonna ask why we did it. Charging 5,000 a week. Yeah, yeah.

[Turley]

But as big as they are, somebody in that organization is gonna say, what did. Who did this? To make people pop up all over the region.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and if you're considering paying that check, La Madelon, I would never say what I said a moment ago on broadcast air because I'm so. Please don't let that influence your decision.

[Turley]

Well, they can't hear it either.

[JD Ryan]

So what is gonna happen to this audio? Where's this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It goes on this podcast. It's at the end the as. And it's. It's just a nugget for our podcast. I think we have 1700 a week now, don't we?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You know when you had the CD and that secret tracks at the end you didn't know about?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Beaver of the Month club. Gotcha. Okay. Bob is the Beaver okay? Apparently Beaver of the Month. Remember Beaver of the Month? Month?

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the beam for the month shot.

[Turley]

Was that. What magazine was that? Was that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Hustler?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was Penthouse.

[Turley]

No, Penthouse had the. Not the Playmate. They. They. Penthouse was just a rip off a Playboy at first, but it was heavier.

[John Clay Wolf]

You saw inside it was a medical journal. Yeah, Penthouse took it a notch further.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beaver of the Month was either Puzzler or Penthouse.

[Turley]

I think it was Hustler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Penthouse still a brand? Let's look it up.

[Turley]

They should be now they are on tv. They've got their own cable network.

[John Clay Wolf]

They do Penthouse.

[JD Ryan]

Do any of these magazines still print?

[John Clay Wolf]

Magazine? Well, Playboy start printing again.

[JD Ryan]

Did they?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. They went back to nudes. Remember? They kicked the nudes out and they're like, oh, my God, we're done. That lasted like 30 minutes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Less than a year of the month.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Penthouse.

[Turley]

When half died. They brought it back pretty quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. did you just. Blue one.

[Turley]

I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, this is a post, post, post show.

[Turley]

He can't help but he's 64.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody?

[Turley]

72.

[JD Ryan]

Get the numbers right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know anybody listening? Program directors or potential advertisers? JD Would never fart.

[JD Ryan]

I'll never fart.

[Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

On syndicated air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of all the years that I've known him, he's never farted on the air. Well, he has, but. He does. The silent but deadlies. I've got your dog. If I'd have had a gun about a year ago, I'd have shot. That.

[JD Ryan]

Wasn'T my daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did that. That goddamn dog fart to the clear room. You don't remember that fart? Oh, that dog and his farts.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing worse than a dead dog fart.

[JD Ryan]

He's not dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, just that rotten ass dog fart. So, Bob, you were up here all Week. Did you get any, any play? Did you get laid? Did you have any women? Did you anything? I'm married. I need to live vicariously through somebody.

[Turley]

I. Listen, I hate to disappoint you. This, this week has really been primarily all work. I mean, there's, you know, there's a lot of behind the scenes stuff going, emailing and trying to make deals and deals and deals. I did get.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn, there's no way we're on in Vegas. You got the satellite turned on.

[Turley]

Yeah, we were, yeah, we were on. I did get tentative feelers back from Live Nation and Ticketmaster and you know, they own a lot of the tour management these days, so I'm crossing my fingers, man. I've got letters out to Playboy and Rolling Stone. Turley and I were talking about the improv in Arlington. They bring in comedians and they're great on every radio show I've ever heard of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Comedian, we need you. Need you, Bob. Oh, you need to host a weekly deal or a monthly deal of the improv.

[Turley]

I can emcee for sure. I'm still a little scared to do stand up like I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God Damn. You're fucking 5,000 years old. Get over it. You're funny as fuck. You know it. They all love your voices. You need to do it. Get out of Wichita Falls, Texas, in your head. It's over. Buoy is over. You were big time.

[Turley]

I'm not, I'm not dragging the past or anything, man. I'm just talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez, you're. You're loved by thousands, by tens of thousands.

[Turley]

I mean, I feel okay. Hundreds of stand up is scary, you know, it is people who do it really well. You wonder how that's.

[JD Ryan]

Have you ever even tried it? Cuz I tried it once.

[Turley]

I have MC'd some shows and the comedians who were on our shows, professional guys that, hey, man, you're really funny. I was like, really? Because I wasn't really trying to be funny.

[Bobbo]

It's the greatest rush though, because you can actually see their reaction.

[Caller/Fan]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

If they, if they laugh, it's great. If they don't, it's the worst time of your life.

[Turley]

I do it though, in front of small crowds. You guys see it all the time. Anytime we go out in public.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, you're on.

[Turley]

There are always those little, you know, jabs and bits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got a question early. Nico keeps hitting me about Mingo being the manager.

[Bobbo]

Assistant. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I mean, like to the point that he's put her up to it, right? No, I'll Stop. No, because she won't stop.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't. I don't.

[Turley]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

She. I'm not saying he's not qualified, and I'm not saying he can't do it, but you know, when you get sold a little too much.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. As far as I know, he hasn't said anything to her about it. He didn't even know about it until really yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what you got to watch out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You take a good buyer. And we saw this with Sean. Yeah. Oh, I know you'll fuck up a good thing quick if you pick the wrong guy. And I'm not saying he's the wrong guy. I think he's the right guy. But over time, let. Let's let some time pass. I have hired a guy I believe, named David Abercrombie that is coming to be team number five. So he's going to show up in about two weeks, and he's going to go buyer, assistant, and then team number five. And Mingo, I'll probably work him in the net, maybe as the assistant for that. For that five pack. We'll just see. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, just however you want to do it. Test them. Do whatever you need to do.

[Turley]

Which one's Mingo Domingo?

[Bobbo]

I mean, I. I think jd. Oh, I love him to do it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, Very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does he have a number?

[Bobbo]

Yes. That's what you need to do the test. Yeah, I had him do his number all week, and it's. It's spot on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you've had him numbering cars?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Just put it on the. You actually, if you look at his book, he has his number.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you like his number?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've started that exercise. Good. Yeah. Good, good, good, good. But, you know, however you want to do it. No, I. I know, I know. It's however I want to do it. I wouldn't be talking to you about if I didn't trust your opinion.

[Bobbo]

I mean, last one didn't work out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great, but you're worse than my old lady. Whatever you want.

[Bobbo]

Whatever you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You, John. Whatever you want. You just do whatever you want. Then you're all here for you, John.

[JD Ryan]

You're mad.

[Turley]

You're gonna do it anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your wife ever bust your balls?

[Bobbo]

Mine?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

How would she have the time? You're never home.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a worker, too.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, there you.

[Bobbo]

It's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't hear.

[Bobbo]

You're not listening. That's the one I was like, babe, it's cuz. I'M choosing not to listen to what you're talking about, that's why.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, you are so honest.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows for a fact that she ain't listening to this. There's a lot of she's listening to, but this podcast is not one of them. So. So how many times, how many times a week do you get your balls cracked twice?

[Bobbo]

Maybe once a week, Something like that, you know, you know, you get numb to it. You don't pay attention.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have y' all been together?

[Bobbo]

It's a be 19 years.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, sure make marriage sound sexy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's fun.

[JD Ryan]

I was married.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you had it to do over again, would you had two kids?

[Bobbo]

I mean. Yeah, if we could have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If you knew you were going to have the success that you're having in chart, you probably would have. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

The problem is if we could.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's a full time worker.

[Bobbo]

But she's not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's physical.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that. Was he a. Was he adopted?

[Bobbo]

No, he.

[JD Ryan]

We actually look at him.

[Bobbo]

It was, it was the fourth try. We had three miscarriages.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got like four times.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she had. She has some miscarriages. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Did it her up make her crazy?

[Bobbo]

No, I mean it's. Well, it's depressing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And we found out that it was. It was a blood clot disorder where. So she had killer blood thinner. Yes. So after that we're like, I don't want to take that risk again. I'd like to have around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So to bust your balls, basically. Yes.

[Bobbo]

That's why we didn't do it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife's been. She worked out so much that it fucked her up.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

How. Like she's got into the CG and this like Camp Gladiator, but she took off for a while and she got back into it. She's trying to get ready for some event in July, like some contest battle of the network stars in the camp gladiator world. And she was overdoing it. Like working out four times a day, going to all these classes. She didn't like pull a muscle. She like up her, like her body like, like to the point that like she's sick and she doesn't feel right. Like up her insides. Like her blood. Yeah, something's wrong.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know you could do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

She.

[JD Ryan]

We're off the air. If she taking any steroids or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. You just overdid it. Like, like working out. Too much.

[Bobbo]

Exhaustion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exhaustion Dehydration.

[JD Ryan]

You gotta let your muscles recover.

[Turley]

They got totally different organs than we do, too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

I'm not joking. Rattle your womanhood. Yeah, okay, I've seen it.

[Caller/Fan]

D. No.

[Turley]

Living out in the country. Why do you think they sit and shell peas all night? You know, they can't do anything else. They can't work in the fields anymore. They can't work in the oil field anymore. They can't weld anymore. You know, they can't work on cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Turley]

They can't ranch cattle anymore because they've. They've shaken up their womanhood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you talking about, like, when they go through menopause? They can't. They're no good anymore?

[Turley]

Yes. Well, no. They can show peace.

[Bobbo]

Babo says they're no good, man.

[Turley]

Maybe fish. Maybe fish.

[JD Ryan]

I'm gonna get a copy of this and hold it over your head the rest of your life. Because if you mess with me, I'll put.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I started thinking, what if my wife died? Start thinking this because the doctor was scared the out of both of us.

[Turley]

Dark place today, man. Yeah, a lot of ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got four kids.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy.

[Bobbo]

Well, time to get a backup ready.

[JD Ryan]

She's not gonna die. She's young, she's healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what she keeps telling me. She's younger than I am, right? You know, she's Danish. They don't die, they live forever. That's what I thought. Have you ever seen those Vikings?

[Caller/Fan]

Vikings?

[John Clay Wolf]

Those sailed in, like, a canoe.

[Bobbo]

90 years old and they look like they're 60, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're like black people.

[JD Ryan]

She'll bury you. And two more husbands.

[Turley]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hadn't been asking me to go get a physical.

[JD Ryan]

She's busy, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

She asked me if I want some more coffee and sausage.

[Turley]

You can't overdo it, though, with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever thought about picking up smoking?

[JD Ryan]

Here's a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody in Europe smokes, and they're healthy.

[JD Ryan]

Would you like a cup of cholesterol?

[Caller/Fan]

What?

[Turley]

You can't overdo it. Working out, though, man. The physical thing. That's why I don't do it.

[JD Ryan]

That's why you don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So San Diego, really? We signed the deal yesterday to start the seventh, and then I'm gonna actually.

[Bobbo]

Go out there, end of July. That's what I'm taking the vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? To San diego.

[Bobbo]

Just get 20 minutes north of it. Hotel out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Why don't you go on the first and help set this deal out?

[Bobbo]

I have to wait till the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of July because it's supposed to be all automated.

[Turley]

Las Vegas was supposed to be all automated.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and tree.

[Turley]

Me and tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

DC is real. That should. We should have that wrapped up next week and then. Oh, I forgot to tell you guys. This is great news. Everybody listening.

[JD Ryan]

Breaking news.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get to start the show at seven. Fucking A mic.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

That's all right. Me and Bob are here already. JD might not like.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD looked at me as a bad.

[JD Ryan]

This is a bad news.

[Turley]

Why are we doing really bad news?

[John Clay Wolf]

Supposed to get on at 8 o' clock there. We can't like forward tape delay because.

[Turley]

It'S 8:00am in DC. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm with you, J.D. i'm not excited about this at all.

[Bobbo]

So should we take the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just moved closer to the studio so I didn't have to get up until 7:30 on Saturday.

[JD Ryan]

Michael's got an idea.

[Bobbo]

First hour and last hour from the.

[JD Ryan]

Previous week is the first hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but the last hour is long form, so we got to change the clock.

[Bobbo]

We use the last hour, the first hour as the last hour. Give us a break at the last.

[Turley]

Wait a minute, wait a minute. They're getting four hours in D.C. nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

3, 8, 9, 10.

[Bobbo]

Their time is their time.

[Turley]

They just do 9, 10, 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're not going to carry us 11, 12.

[Bobbo]

No, he's saying 9, 10, 11. Wait, their time.

[John Clay Wolf]

8 o' clock hour. 9 o' clock hour. 10 o' clock hour to 11 through 11. So that's three hours. So if we don't start until 8, then they would take two hours. They were not going till noon.

[Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they're angry people and I'm tired of fighting the fight. Well, if they won't, we did set up ratings performances and if we hit the ratings number, then they're going to take the fourth hour. They just get real weird about the fucking fourth hour. You just got it. The fight of this thing is. Is to the point. I'm tired of fighting it. They're all good. The, the big major markets are Good. Clearance through 11. The 11 to 12 fight is just a fight that we'll get there when the time comes. I hear you.

[Turley]

It's like the new restaurant in town. You just got to show them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You know, look at, look at Allentown, you know, zz oh, right, man. I mean, I think they like us up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they do. We're gonna do real well up there is what's gonna happen. We're gonna be on DC101.

[Bobbo]

Good station. And that's where Stern was at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And Elliot in the morning is. Is their hot talker guy. So that crowd is used to bad. So we'll fit in there.

[Bobbo]

Where in San Diego. What station?

[John Clay Wolf]

The best one. I forgot what it's called Z Rock or some like that. But it's a good one. KGB is what I wanted but they got the chargers and some other crap. Yeah. And la. We're still working on it Start out.

[Bobbo]

We start crawling towards them. The logistics of. To figure out the logistics in California is going to be fun anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are we going to put this fucking company in two years? Where are we going to put this company in 18 months? Where are we going to put this office?

[Turley]

You're going to have to have more than.

[JD Ryan]

Came up with a little idea. You can put up on downstairs. You can put this in a great big bill where I just. I coined it ready One day at a time. Yeah, I just made that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

But all this whole process, I've been thinking a year in advance at least and it's helped us. We're still good for a year here. A year for sure.

[Bobbo]

Two offices and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that dungeon. That thing sucks, man. I was in there yesterday. I can't believe anybody was happy in there. Mixing's old office. I mean everybody was fine.

[Bobbo]

When you get everybody in there, it's, it's, you know, it does wear on you after a while, but for the. If you've got a full bad smell.

[JD Ryan]

This up here is nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs to be ammonia. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, it needs to be cleaned up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, we had a lot of alcoholic chain smokers in there for a long time and that's fun.

[JD Ryan]

And people did stuff. It was awful.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the homeless guy came in there and took a. I believe you're right.

[JD Ryan]

Saw the power washing the. The sidewalk coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really?

[Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So for those of y' all that are listening now, here's what really happened. This. This guy off the side railing it project. But I don't. But, oh, it's making me sick.

[Turley]

On the second floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

But off the second floor. So down below it looked like a. What I thought was like a troop of birds all off of a wire.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what it looked like.

[Turley]

You can see the splatter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was the guy. While he was walking.

[Bobbo]

No, he didn't. While he walked, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop it.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, he's. He shot it and, and it came off the rails and it dripped out and it dripped down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please don't use the word drip. Why run out on the air, it's making me sick.

[JD Ryan]

Look, it looked like somebody took a chocolate shake and spilled it upstairs and it fell down below.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's like a cannon, right?

[Turley]

It's like they threw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is the guy dead? I mean, if I like that, I would kill me. That would have wheeled me out of here.

[Turley]

No. 6 o' clock this morning, I walked out and I said, okay, rise and shine, cookie. And he got it. He said, oh, okay, okay. He got up and he got in the elevator, rode down to the first floor, got out of the elevator and walked away.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when you were talking, you didn't smell the all over the place and notice that he all over your office.

[Turley]

Now, when did we notice that, Charlie? Like 6:45.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, it was late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, his pants had to be disgusting.

[Turley]

We were gonna have a smoke. We went outside to have a smoke. And that's the first time we'd been outside in broad daylight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you did just take it, I mean, it's like a wounded dog. I mean, if you just took a gun out there and just fucking shot the guy and put him out of his misery, would they really gotten mad at you?

[Turley]

No, no. I'd get at least two years. Turley could probably get away with it. I would get two years. I make everything so hard, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'm ever laying on concrete at office buildings, shitting off of rail, walking around blindly, just shoot the out of me, put me down. Take me behind the barn and put a pulo in my puto.

[Turley]

And you know what hurts? The anal, the anal retentive side of me. You know what really hurts my feelings? We've got earthen flower beds all over the place. There are many places to. You don't have to do it seven feet away, projectile style, off a second floor balcony.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he knew he had a nuclear warhead loaded?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, he was drunk and on the second floor. And the elevator doesn't work at night, so he's not gonna walk down a flight of stairs.

[Bobbo]

No, he just bent over.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is when you know you're up.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just smooth up. Tore out the frame up.

[Turley]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Turley]

I think he may have been shooting for the hedges.

[Bobbo]

He might have.

[Turley]

He nearly made it. He nearly made it, you know, I.

[JD Ryan]

Mean, you were thinking on that heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Note, and we're gonna call it a day. We're gonna end on the. On the homeless shit story.

[Turley]

We're turning off the waterfall. The tourists can go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a shitty way to end the show. All right, I'll see you later.

[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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