#153 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.16.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #153 (06.16.18)

Air Date: February 13, 2026

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a rollicking ride through cars, sports, pop culture, and the inevitably offbeat adventures of the cast. With Father’s Day weekend in full swing, the crew shares irreverent stories about fatherhood, debates the authenticity of JD’s hair, welcomes cult BMX star Bill Allen from Rad, and dives into a wild, political-tinged Ted Nugent interview. Packed with live caller banter, technical mishaps, and insider car trade talk, the show is as unpredictable as always—no topic is off limits as long as the FCC doesn’t mind.

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Main Topics & Key Discussion Points

1. Father’s Day Antics & Crew Banter

• Opening Energy (Starts ~00:38)
  • Fun, rowdy banter about Father's Day, each host sharing dadly pride, jokes, and mishaps.
  • DJ Pre K is humorously unsure if he’s a dad:
    "Pre K doesn't know if he's a daddy or not." - JD Ryan [01:32]
  • JD recalls Boy Scouts & Cub Scouts, Bobbo reminisces on old-school scout skills and reading the manual for knot-tying and fire-starting.

2. Breakfast & “Le Breakfast” Debacle

• Breakfast Traditions Gone Awry (~03:50)
  • A running joke about their complicated breakfast order with the (unnamed but obvious) “Le Breakfast” café, leading to French mispronunciations, miscommunications, and mild local drama.
  • Bobbo’s French is, by admission and humor, learned from Steve Martin’s Pink Panther:
    "All the French I know I learned from Steve Martin in that terrible remake of Pink Panther." - Bobbo [05:20]

3. Technical Difficulties: The Great 'Air Check'

• Live On-Air Signal Testing (~06:12)
  • Dallas affiliate is off-air; the crew launches an old-school "boogie check," taking rapid-fire live calls from Houston, Baton Rouge, Odessa, Oklahoma City, and more to confirm broadcast reach.
  • Several hilarious caller exchanges:
    "Corpus Christi. Thank you for checking in." - John Clay Wolfe [07:38]

4. The Great JD Hair Debate

• Is It Real or Is It Memorex? (~10:45-16:00)
  • Facebook post of JD’s suspiciously youthful, jet-black hair launches a studio investigation.
  • JD insists his hair isn’t dyed, referencing family genetics; John (a known “Just for Men” user) isn’t so sure and offers to physically test for a wig.
  • “If you wouldn’t mind coming over here, I’ll pull on your hair.”
    “Please do.” - John & JD [13:41–13:44]
  • Facebook listeners chime in, with some suggesting toupee theories and cracking, “See if the drapes match the …”

5. Special Guest: Bill Allen (Crew from "Rad" – BMX Movie)

• Hell Track is Coming (Starts ~17:19)
  • Bill Allen, cult BMX movie legend, joins in-studio for nostalgia and event hype.
  • Texplex Park in Dallas–Ft. Worth has rebuilt the famous Hell Track, with Allen and other 80s BMX stars appearing and riding.
  • Bill confesses:
    "I do ride now, where I didn’t really before. I’ve started taking freestyle lessons. So, yeah, absolutely. I’m in my 50s and now a radical guy." [19:40]
  • John admits he never got into BMX:
    “I loved motocross. … I broke my back in a motocross race and got paralyzed…” [22:26]
  • The group laughs over behind-the-scenes BMX stunts, 80s movie magic, and being more famous decades later.

6. Ted Nugent Interview: Rock, Politics, & Outrage

• Motor City Madman Unleashed (Highlighted ~25:21, 49:43, 99:06)
  • Ted reflects on moving from Detroit to Texas, dives headlong into Trump, North Korea diplomacy, and “liberal freak” critiques.
  • Notable quips:
    “I haven’t had this good of a laugh since Richard Pryor’s afro caught on fire. This is funnier than Sam Kinison on cocaine.” [26:18]
  • John and the crew debate calling opponents “losers and idiots” versus the trend of celebrity political rants (DeNiro at the Tonys).
  • Later, Ted waxes lyrical about Tommy Shaw’s guitar skills and talks classic rock’s cross-generational appeal.
  • On music:
    “I’m not only the creator thereof, but I’m the biggest fan in the world of really killer, soulful rhythm and blues and rock and roll...” [139:32]
  • The full, uncut Ted Nugent interview available on the show’s podcast; segments pepper the live broadcast.

7. Listener Stories: Parties, Tailgates, and Wild Giveaways

• Listener Party Recap (~31:26, ~88:11)
  • Callers drive hundreds of miles just to meet the show; some forgo concert tickets to hang with the team.
  • Next listener party plotted for LSU-Alabama weekend in Baton Rouge. Bar owners asked to reach out.

8. Candid Car Business — Buy, Sell, and Auction Stories

• Live “Sell Your Car” Calls (throughout, e.g., ~36:13, ~75:04+)
  • John values cars live on air, treating bentleys, F-150s, Corvettes, and dented pickups with both precision and comedic flair.
  • “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you 100 bucks in the mail. And I happen to know that that will happen because I happen to own the company.” - John Clay Wolfe [16:00]
• Auction Life (Phil the lane coordinator calls in, ~106:54)
  • Praise for John’s legendary car lineup and helicopter entrance; inside look at how a massive car sale operates.

9. Scandalous Legends: The Prosthetic Leg Story

• Pete the Greek’s Leg (~45:40+)
  • John shares infamous tale: catching his ex-wife’s lover, tackling him, and taking his prosthetic leg as a trophy.
  • “We have his leg in the studio… I stole his leg when I realized he had a fake leg. And I've got it here in the studio..." [46:09]
  • Trophy culture: If a listener snaps a photo with Pete (and his new leg), they get a show T-shirt.

10. Politics, Satire & Games

• Call-in Debates: Conservative vs. Liberal (~59:10, ~63:54)
  • Callers spar over politics, definitions of “conservative,” and the tone of modern punditry.
• White/Black/Latino/Other Guessing Game (~60:28)
  • DJ Pre K hilariously narrates a police chase and the crew tries to guess the culprit’s ethnicity.
  • “This is a white tweaker.” — John [61:41]
  • Correct answer: Black; JD wins a break from ribbing.

11. Odds & Ends: Social Commentary, Fake Commercials, and Pop Culture

• Zuckerberg Smokes Meats (41:13)
  • John jabs at Mark Zuckerberg’s awkward Facebook Live:
    “With a baby and a Korean wife, just like the rest of us. And a green egg. And he smokes meat. Doesn’t smoke pole. He smokes ribs.” [42:06]
• Donnie Baker on iHOb [73:17]
  • Satirical rant about IHOP’s burger rebrand:
    “You can put truck nuts on a moped, but that don't make it a Harley."
• Explicit Post-Show Podcast [147:17+]
  • Off-air, adult-only segment (no FCC filter). The crew debates bringing a band with a controversial name (Black Pussy) to the Louisiana event, with much tongue-in-cheek discussion about branded music and radio censorship.

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Notable Quotes & Classic Moments

• JD gets his hair yanked for science:

  "If you wouldn’t mind coming over here, I’ll pull on your hair."
  "Please do."
  [13:41–13:44]

• Ted Nugent on current events:

  "This is funnier than Sam Kinison on cocaine."
  [26:18]

• Discussing “Le Breakfast” French mishaps:

  "All the French I know I learned from Steve Martin in that terrible remake of Pink Panther."
  [05:20]

• John on listeners:

  "A hard, real money, good offer is worth something. They're gonna wind up selling it to us."
  [44:19]

• Banter on fatherhood:

  "My Father’s Day gift is get rid of all these kids."
  [122:50]

• On the prosthetic leg saga:

  "We have his leg in the studio… I stole his leg when I realized he had a fake leg."
  [46:09]

• On car auctions and staff:

  "It’s like a car show." – Phil
  "No, it’s better than a car show." – John
  [108:22]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Time | Segment/Event | |-----------|------------------------------------------------| | 00:38 | Show opens, “goober” riff, Father’s Day jokes | | 03:50 | French breakfast order fiasco | | 06:12 | Technical difficulties; call-in city check | | 10:45-16:00 | “Is JD’s hair real?” Facebook debate | | 17:19 | Bill Allen (Rad) joins, Helltrack preview | | 25:21 | Ted Nugent interview segment #1 (Politics) | | 31:26 | Listener party stories, meetups | | 36:13 | Live “Sell Your Car” call-ins begin | | 45:40 | The Pete the Greek prosthetic leg saga | | 49:43 | Ted Nugent interview segment #2 (Music/fun) | | 60:28 | “White/Black/Latino/Other” game, Youngstown story | | 106:54 | Phil, auction lane coordinator guest call | | 122:44 | Father's Day chats; plans & reflections | | 147:17 | After-show, explicit podcast (“Black Pussy” band) | | 164:13 | Closing calls, show wrap-up |

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Tone and Language

The show’s tone is fast-paced, irreverent, and infinitely self-aware. The hosts blend sarcasm, blue-collar straight talk, and affectionate ribbing. There’s a familial, inside-joke camaraderie throughout—everyone, from callers to hosts, is fair game for a jab. Technical screw-ups, inside stories, and raw honesty are all part of the entertainment.

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Summary for New Listeners

If you haven’t tuned in before, this episode is a sampler platter of The John Clay Wolfe Show's signature unpredictability. Expect lightning banter, wild stories (true and tall), deeply American debates, 80s nostalgia—and a comically deep dive into the business of buying and selling cars. You’ll get a taste of everything: pop culture skewering, off-color jokes, real life drama, and the peculiar bonds of radio misfits who feel like old friends, even if you’re hearing them for the first time.

[Don’t forget: The full Ted Nugent interview and more are available on the show’s podcast—and if you want to weigh in on JD’s hair, join the fray on the show’s Facebook page.]

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love him, but he is a goober man.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me just go out and stand.

[Bobbo]

Naked in my lawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Survey my goober domain now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Luckless pedestrian. I know you're out there.

[Bobbo]

Must be about that time. Boy, I'm a. I'm loud this morning, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that.

[Bobbo]

Have you. Have you tuned me up? Just one, two.

[J.D. Ryan]

I sound good. Everything's perfect. You sound a little hot.

[Bobbo]

Do I? I look. I look a little hot?

[Caller/Guest]

You do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got your little.

[DJ Pre K]

A little excited over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hawaiian shirt on.

[Bobbo]

Friends, neighbors, cousins and all say good morning to my friend J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Father's Day weekend.

[Bobbo]

It is Father's Day weekend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three of us are daddies. Yep.

[Bobbo]

All fours.

[J.D. Ryan]

All four of us are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daddy forgetting somebody?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Pre K. Doesn't know if he's a daddy or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see. Okay.

[Bobbo]

I bet he is.

[DJ Pre K]

That baby ain't mine.

[Bobbo]

Not mine. I ain't no baby daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of us has a kid in the military, which is very cool. My kid was. He fell out of the boy Scouts. But that's not the point. He didn't really stick around. He didn't really stick around very long.

[Bobbo]

Boy Scouts are hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, I admit, it was Cub Scouts and I was the leader for about nine minutes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, did you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did that actually. They were about nine years old and was a. That was really cute.

[Bobbo]

I. I don't know what the public Persona is nowadays. The perception of. Of that club.

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[Bobbo]

Boy Scout. I thrived in Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have really had a great time until right about.

[Bobbo]

I think I was a second class scout. I made the second level.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Tenderfoot. Second class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Bobbo]

Never made first class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[Bobbo]

I never made star or life or Eagle Scout.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But I know all that stuff. I made star because I had the manual.

[J.D. Ryan]

You had the manual Book. The famous book.

[Bobbo]

If you were to fall out. Yeah, right now.

[Caller/Guest]

Fall down.

[Bobbo]

Hit your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Norman]

Blood.

[Bobbo]

All over the place.

[Caller/Guest]

What would happen?

[Bobbo]

I could fix. I could fix it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all in the book.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I could feel dressy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wouldn't it be fun to go get that boy scout book again and read it now?

[Bobbo]

Oh, I often do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you? You do not.

[Bobbo]

I do. I do. There are certain knots that are good for only one or two things and I can't remember them. That's because I never made first class.

[J.D. Ryan]

Scout first class.

[Bobbo]

But I got the book.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So I can do that, man. I could also. Here's here was my specialty in boy scouts. I can make a fire out of anything. Out of anything anywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. That's cool.

[Bobbo]

In the blinding snow, the flint.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you have the little flint thing?

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yes, indeed. I can still. I could probably still do that. That takes a little practice. Speaking of, we're sitting around the campfire on what's going to be an event filled Saturday morning. There's a bunch going on. There's a bunch going on. John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Got to speak with a rock and roll icon this weekend. We're gonna air that on the program today. Those of us who are inside are our inside listeners who check the podcast daily.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

May have already seen the entire interview up y.

[Caller/Guest]

Tell anybody.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

The whole interview is already up on the podcast.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, can I guess who it is? Because I have no clue.

[Bobbo]

No, it's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Because we gotta let Wolf tell you all because he's, you know, he's the star of the show. So Wolf likes to, you know, he likes to cook his own bacon.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I mean?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of which.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of which.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Bobbo]

Complication of breakfast this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Oh, he's gonna be so mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Bobbo]

Where's our. Wait, I called, you know, John said, arrange this, Bobbo. This is your job, Bobbo. Arrange it. Do it on Friday. Do it on Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get us breakfast.

[Bobbo]

Let's go Saturday and pick it up. So I called yesterday. The regular place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Can I say who it is? No, because you just said the regular place, which makes me think we can't say who it is.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's very.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was picking up on your vibes.

[Bobbo]

What happened when I called because I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gonna say who it is.

[Bobbo]

I didn't get the response I expected.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm coming to say who it is.

[Bobbo]

I called. They said, hi, this is beep. And I said, yeah, I'm going for the John Clay Wolf show breakfast tomorrow.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I believe we will have the. The spicy egg bosque.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Best French toast in town. And the guy said, what do you think that we were doing? I felt in your general direction, you see, the king.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is. This is.

[Bobbo]

Go away, you silly. Ready. Romance.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is when you called Lair. Breakfast place.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Le breakfast.

[Bobbo]

Now, I'll be honest with you. I was flabbergasted.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought, oh, are they mad at you?

[Bobbo]

What now? I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

What have you done?

[Bobbo]

I think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you do to them?

[Bobbo]

I'm just kind of. You can ask John about this. I'm just kind of a bad luck guy. And I tried to speak French to him and of course I don't know real, actual French.

[Caller/Guest]

You don't know any French?

[Bobbo]

All the French I know I learned from Steve Martin in that terrible remake of Pink Panther.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah. That didn't impress the hell out of them.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they were just all over you.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

So. Wow, Britain. Well, your point is? You made friends and our breakfast is coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

What breakfast? Who's bringing breakfast?

[J.D. Ryan]

We normally get it from Le Breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. They got. They got all torqued last week over the coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

What can I say who it is?

[Bobbo]

No, we. No, we haven't said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no reason to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we're mad at him, aren't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not mad at anybody. I just. I. I just. I'm not going to. I'm not going to sing for. For ham sandwiches. No hand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy endings maybe no one's near the dump button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy endings maybe, but not ham sandwiches.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn your mic off till Michael gets back over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially French ones. Good morning, everyone.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're having a little technical difficulty in Dallas. The. The shows off the air, something. What happened? I don't know what's going on. And if we're on in your city, please call now. 800-800-7234. Need to do a little air test. Air test all over.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we starting new places?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call right now. 800-800-7234, and give us a spot. Say you're on the air and what city you're in. Make sure it's not on our end, that it's on theirs.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like the CB radio check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Boogie check. Boogie check. 800-800-7234. Oklahoma City, Houston, Baton Rouge. Wherever we. Wherever you hear us right now, please call in and tell us so that we can make sure that this problem's not on our end and we're not off the air all over the network.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be good.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't see anybody calling in, so that might be the case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no. All this wonderful golden rain.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we're on a bit of a delay too, so about 60 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's not a five minute delay. I don't believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you asking me, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't remember now.

[Bobbo]

Father's Day weekend. Big plans?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, there's one. Hang on. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, this is Eric.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm in.

[Caller/Guest]

Colleen, you guys are on the air out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

You good man, Colleen. And that's that station. What station is. What's that station called?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the Eagle, 117K rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

What city in Corpus Christi, Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

Corpus Christi. Thank you for checking in. Good morning. What city?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, Desert, Texas, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Odessa Midland. Hey, how the hell are you? Good morning. What city in Oklahoma City. Oklahoma City. Good morning. What city in. Good morning. What city you.

[Caller/Guest]

New Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Orleans. Is it hot? Hot nasty down there? What's the status quo down there? Is it rainy or sunny or what?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's sunny. Humidity is up in. The guttersnipes are sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Gutter starts to sleep. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

What city in Corpus Christi?

[John Clay Wolf]

Corpus. Hey. Good morning. What city in. Hello? It's you. What city in. Good morning. What city?

[Caller/Guest]

Coming in loud and clear in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Boogie check. What city in Houston, Texas. Where are you from? It's you. Oh, so they can't hear me.

[Bobbo]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You have reached. Give me the vin.com. good morning. Yeah, we're working everywhere but Dallas, so there's no Dallas callers up. So it's Dallas problem?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's their end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let somebody know that Dallas is out. Good. More.

[Caller/Guest]

What's in Baton Rouge?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge on the Eagle. Good morning. Hello. Hello. Good morning. What city?

[Caller/Guest]

Hennessy, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hennessy.

[Caller/Guest]

Hennessy, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, northwest Oklahoma City, about 60 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't heard any Austin or San Antonio yet. Good morning. What city in. Hello. Crawford. Where are you from? Hello. Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

Corpus Christi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corpus. Good morning. Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is. Where is Austin or San Antonio? Are they still asleep? Good morning. Where are you from? Hello? The buzz in Houston, Texas. Good morning. Where are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Baton Rouge area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. Good morning. Where are you? Just insane. I'm having fun meeting all our people. Good morning. Where are you? Oklahoma City. Okay, so we've got no San Antonio, no Austin, no Dallas is what I'm hearing. Good morning. Where are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Andrews, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where?

[Caller/Guest]

Andrews.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrews. God, that's out in the middle of nowhere. What are you hiding from the law?

[Caller/Guest]

We talk to.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so that's the status there. Good morning, Baba. What's it. Good morning, Baba. What city are you from?

[Bobbo]

Bowie, Texas. Andrews.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's out of the Ku Klux Klan.

[Bobbo]

No, it's not. Andrews is like Austin vicinity, isn't it? So Austin's.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. Andrew's Southern West Texas dude.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think in the middle of nowhere.

[Bobbo]

They sleep a little late in San Antonio. I know for sure. I don't know what Austin's deal is. They probably, you know, it wouldn't be. Well, it wouldn't be polite to call.

[DJ Pre K]

Before 9:00am they may not be until 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, did you see this? True. Bobbo, did you see the Facebook post of JD's hair?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see JD?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I put it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. We put one on the show page.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I missed it.

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shirt's very soft.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the same one that you had. It's the. It's the same one that you put up. So actually, did you add to it? We need to add another call in. We need to. We need to. We need to have a vote. Everybody's so active this morning, the phones are popping. I want to hear from you. Look at this, at the picture of jd, our beautiful, beloved co host. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can already tell this is gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And I want to know, is it live or is it Memorex? Or is it Memorex?

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you go. Where are you going with this? I'm trying to pull it up, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

It won't pull up.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is. Okay. And most of the people on Facebook, you can read, but. But I. I'm questioning JD's oh, my God hair. I'm just taking a stands. I'm taking a position. I'm questioning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm questioning his hair color.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would not be the first one. Now, I understand where you're going. Okay. I was seeing my hair color.

[Bobbo]

Does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he dye his hair at the ripe age of 6? 0. His hair looks better than mine did when I was 12.

[Bobbo]

64, ain't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not 64 with jet black hair. It's not jet black, first of all. If you look closely, you see little pieces of gray. So you think I went in there and I colored it, but I pulled out these few little pieces.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gets them from being Colored.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can, I can talk as a professional on this level because I've been hitting my head with just for men two to three times a year for 15 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, people turn gray early.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it's not my, the top of my hair is not graced as sides. Remember the Sopranos? The guy with the stripes?

[Bobbo]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

The skunkhead. Yeah, Yeah, I get that. I get white, gray on the side and I hate it. And the only way to do it is do your whole head. So for, for a moment there for about a week, it doesn't look very good. But then, but then it starts getting normal and some gray starts popping out and it blends out and I. Jd, I'm, I just, I can't believe. I want to believe you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really care if you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

God is my witness. I'll put my hand on the Bible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm actually really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bible. Absolutely. You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're a devout Christian.

[J.D. Ryan]

I will tell you. Just, I, I would color it if I had to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I just don't yet. My dad died when he was 69 years old and he still had dark hair. It's just in the jeans, man. You can see if you look closely.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'S a lot of people on the Facebook side. You can see John Clay Wolf show on Facebook that wrote comments of.

[Bobbo]

Oh, great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of a. They think it's a wig. Brian, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Brian calling Austin. Austin, Texas, am 1300 the Zone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Brian. Thanks for calling in checking with us. So we're working everywhere but Dallas. That's okay. Dallas is sleepy.

[Caller/Guest]

But you up.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, jd, I would like to test the wig theory right now to put that to bed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you wouldn't mind coming over here, I'll pull on your hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's not. It feels good and healthy. We've got fingers full.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, this is very disturbing. And, and, and JD's bent over and you're grabbing his hair.

[Bobbo]

Listeners should know that this, this has gone around the last few weeks of John and JD talking about coloring their hair a lot. A lot. And no. And I became intrigued. And you know, I'm a small town guy and I don't know about this. I didn't know no fellas did this. And so I've been playing with it myself a little bit, but I'm, I'm afraid to dig me. I'm afraid to do the, the drapes. So I've been kind of Experimenting with, with the rug. You know what I mean? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you've been coloring your pubes.

[Bobbo]

Listen, Captain Pubes from Bowie. It ain't easy. The box says it's easy. It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there pube dressing, like just for that?

[Bobbo]

Am I blue? Yes, I'm blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, do you think JD Killers is there?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty dark for a 60 year old fella, man.

[Caller/Guest]

You know what?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gonna give JD the benefit of the doubt. I think he's, he's got the player genes enough to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you'.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm about to post a picture of my father at 66.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to, you need to put it on the show page.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 66. What? Did you notice the comments on the Facebook page? There was a lot of, a lot of conspiracy. A lot of conspiracy. Most of it was just of the. It's a wig, it's a toupee. So I'm putting that to rest. Hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody says a hat needs to buy a combination. Lay off the Just for Men. I thought Caitlyn Jenner as it was in as a special guest. Come on. Come on, jd, Allow God to do his job. A little gray looks dignified. You guys are so sweet. See if the drapes match the. I will tell you when I do the beard. The beard at the very bottom of the beard is gray. I can't explain that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there more?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I call bs. Bs. No way. That's real. Hell nah. Looks great. Jeremy Moorhead.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, so there's. I just put a picture of my dad up there on a sailboat when he was about 66.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's gonna put this to sleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't care if you do or not. It's just how he looked.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and we actually do buy cars on the radio. Remember, if you'd like to sell your car, go to giveme the vi.com. if they don't beat your CarMax offer, they'll give you 100 bucks in the mail. And I happen to know that that will happen because I happen to own the company. We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Give me the vin.com. remember to go to John Clee Wolf show on Facebook and let me know what you think about JD's hair. Thanks for everybody calling and letting us know we're on the air and hopefully we'll be on in Dallas when we get back. Microsoft is Working on technology that removes the need for cashiers and checkout lines.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

This show, cutting edge technology is known as shoplifting.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So JD I'm looking at this picture of your dad on our Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Arguing that you don't color your hair.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Your father at 66 did have a full head of black.

[Bobbo]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, in 66 they had just for men too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh dear God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he taught you how to use it. The apple doesn't fall very far from the tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Man, you bust out me. You just busted me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want, I, I, I'm interested in you guys comments. Go to Junkly Wolf show on Facebook and look at this picture JD and tell me if he colors his hair. He's an absolute denial. I did pull on it. It's not a wig.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not a wig.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have Bill Allen who played Crew in the movie Rad, the BMX movie Rad back in the 80s. He's in the studio right now. Good morning, Bill. I know you gotta turn him on. You don't turn them off and they didn't work.

[Bill Allen]

Hey now. Hey now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You gotta get in that mic.

[Bill Allen]

Hello. Thank you. I'm new at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Hell Track is a event coming up next weekend. Next weekend? Next week, June 22nd through the 24th at Texplex park in Dallas Fort Worth. They recreated the the full Hell Track movie replica at this place called Texplex. It's a new outdoor event that has not four wheelers but UTVs and motorcycles, dirt bikes, all kinds of stuff to do. Turley went out there. We've been talking about it, but so what? Have you been out to the track yet, Bill?

[Bill Allen]

Many times, yeah. I'm gonna see Helltrak today for the first time. But I've been to Tex Black several times. It's an amazing facility.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you have not seen their, their replica of it not live.

[Bill Allen]

I'm going there today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alright. And how's this still gonna work? What's your involvement? Why did they bring you out of the woodwork?

[Bill Allen]

They dusted me out of the closet because I guess I've got something to do with the movie. Tangentially. And when Joseph and Casey of Texplex park birthed this idea, I was one of the first people they called. So Joseph Pricel who is a world class track builder, this is his childhood dream, to see Hell Track rebuilt. And so he's done an amazing job. I've seen photos and it's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they gonna have races out there next week?

[Bill Allen]

They are. They're organizing races right now, but mostly it's an opportunity for fans of the movie to come out and meet some of the stars of the movie, including myself and Martin Apario, Eddie Fiola, some of the stunt riders, and actually get to ride with us and compete on the track. So we're setting up actual races right now.

[DJ Pre K]

So are you going to actually ride the track?

[Bill Allen]

Yeah, that's the ticket. After several hundred beers, I imagine last night I will be very tempted.

[Caller/Guest]

So.

[Bill Allen]

So yeah. You want to stick around for that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. So you still. You don't competitively, but you still ride?

[Bill Allen]

I do ride now, where I didn't really before. I've started taking freestyle lessons. So, yeah, absolutely. I'm in my 50s and now a radical guy. It's a lot of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Oh, he admitted to me off air that he wasn't even a writer back then.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. But if you watch the film, I mean, they didn't have CGI back then, and you really look like you were doing stuff that you knew how to do.

[Bill Allen]

They didn't have cgi, but they did have hockey helmets. So as soon as I put that hockey helmet on, all bets are off.

[Bobbo]

Indestructible. Right. And you got to face the. The famous Mr. Hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bill Allen]

Yeah, it was. It was a thrill. I got to work with some really great actors, him and Jack Weston.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Bobbo did some porn back in the 80s.

[Bill Allen]

No kidding. I, you know, big fan, but he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn'T actually stick it in.

[Bobbo]

How was that?

[Bill Allen]

You beg your pardon? That's a family show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have to dump me? Did you dump me? Did you or did you not? I did not, you bastard. Because that was. It's true. But he said it was really, you know, he was a great actor. He was doing well, but. But he never really committed to act.

[J.D. Ryan]

But as soon as he.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it looked like it on film because they used JD's stunt rooster.

[J.D. Ryan]

As soon as he put the hockey helmet on, he was good.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got a weird following, just like you. I'm sure the cult following for Rad is probably crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God.

[DJ Pre K]

What's like some of the craziest stories you've had with some of the cult following?

[Bill Allen]

Well, you see, it referred to now on like American dad, they did a segment on that. You see it on the Fallon show, it pops up. I've been on Tosh Point Zero. Several times. So it's now popular part of the fabric now. And it's got a weird relevance now since everything is retro.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Bobbo]

It really was very influential as a film, though, for people my age and I'm mid-40s. Right. People my age and a little bit younger. John picked up bmx. Rad. Did every as much for BMX as Tin cup ever did for golf. You know what I mean? Did as much for BMX as Color of Money did for Nine Ball. You know, it was a very big deal to us kids. We watched this twice a day in the summer of BMW.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did as much for BMX as you did for Porno. Yes. Thank you.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Well, maybe even more.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Krusty the Clown. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the. The Hell track's been rebuilt. It is at Texplex Park. You can go to texplexpark.com and check out the details. They're going to have it open next weekend. The star from the movie Rad, Bill Allen, is right here with us right now. Crew was his name in the movie. He will be there. So if you're a rad. I mean, if you're a Rad enthusiast, head out to Texplex next week, meet all the guys. And Bill says he's gonna get drunk and he's gonna ride the track. That's what I heard.

[DJ Pre K]

Now, John, you're a big bm. Not bmx. Motocross.

[John Clay Wolf]

Motocross, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Were you not. Did that not cross over for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not really. I rode. You know, I had a Mongoose and a Schwinnstein, and I never raced bmx. I rode my bike religiously all the time after school, like we all did. But I loved motocross. I was talking to him off air. I was talking to Bill. And, you know, I got hurt pretty bad. Thirteen years ago, I broke my back in a motocross race and got paralyzed. So, no, I didn't pick up BMX after that. Turley, thanks for bringing it up. Whatever.

[Bill Allen]

He's gonna ride Hell Track in his wheelchair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, I got out of a wheelchair. That's how I got into radios. I was in a wheelchair, and I didn't know what I could do. And then I started walking again. Now I just kind of walk like I'm drunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's an amazing story, really. They told you you never walk again.

[Bill Allen]

You'll fit right in at Hell Track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I walk unassisted. I don't have a cane. I have to wear a wrap on my Ankle. And that's about it. David. Good morning, Oklahoma City. Good morning, 07. Charged with 123,000 miles. Is it a six cylinder? Yeah. It's worth two grand. Gary and Wills point 16 Ford Edge with titanium. How many miles.

[Caller/Guest]

I got about 17,600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Bobbo]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to the. Have you been to our website yet? Give me the vin.com.

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It will actually bid your car instantaneously make the offer online. Do that, try it out, call me back, tell how cool it is. I can tell you on the air, but my computer will bid it better than I will. I programmed it. 800-800-7234 or go to givemethe vi.com we're trying to bust 2,000 cars this month. So that's a lot of metal and we're gonna buy a lot of cars and that's what we're gonna do. So load it up. Let's go.

[Announcer]

And now we return.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your show has become so preachy and.

[Caller/Guest]

Full of messages, they forgot how to be funny.

[Announcer]

To the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't get no better show than.

[Caller/Guest]

Long day ahead of me. So I'm going to need to keep this thing moving.

[Bobbo]

Should we start?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com Ted Nuggets on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Ted. Good. We'll get to him in just a second. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. The jury is still out on Jade. Does JD dye his hair? You can go to John Clay Wolf Facebook show, show, show at like that and put in your comment. I have pulled on his head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave. He gave me his head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gave me head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gave.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he proved to me that his hair is real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right here's real. Now, is it colored or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crew from the movie Rad just left. He's gonna be at Texplex next week for the hell track. What else is going on? Let's just.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to pull him up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We've got Ted Nugent, the Motor City Madman from Waco, Texas on the phone. You're not from Waco, is it? Where is it, Crawford?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm the Motor City Madman. Before I got to Detroit, it was just known as town. Once I showed up, of course, it was Motown than it was a moment ago. I moved to Texas back in 2003 because you need me in Texas. They need me on that wall. And I'VE always been a Texan at heart. In fact, when I was born and raised in Detroit, Detroit was like Texas, you know, free, rugged individualism, self sufficiency, work ethic in the asset column. So yeah, Texas is the spirit of Texas is alive and well. Where I want to, I want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get political with you real quick. Something that I think I was just.

[Caller/Guest]

Political, but go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about these people that are sitting there still running their mouth saying that nothing happened, that Trump didn't get anything done, that this is, you know, just, just he went over there for a photo op. What is wrong with people?

[Caller/Guest]

Uncle Ted, stop and think, John. The liberal Democrats hate that the President wants to put America first. And in this instance in North Korea, he is actually charting unprecedented territory and pursuing leaks towards global peace. And yet the Nancy Pelosi Maxine Waters syllable challenge freaks find fault with it. I mean I haven't had this good of a laugh since Richard Pryor's afro caught fire. This is funnier than Sam Kinison on cocaine. So you gotta take it for what it's worth and just thank God that if he's going to create our enemy, you couldn't create our enemy to be more efficient in showing how good we are than to allow Nancy Pelosi, Michael Moore, Eric Holder, you know, Valerie Jarrett, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and all those freaks represent the nemesis towards freedom and the American dream. So I say carry on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying we're getting quality Hollywood entertainment for free, so just sit back and enjoy it.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know, yes, free in the monetary considerations, but as far as freedom goes, they know, everybody knows that the most innocent lives are lost in gun free zones and these idiots actually push for more of them and the more they open their stupid mouths, the better I you and President Trump looks.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's fired up and he, he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have more of that for later.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a tease.

[Bobbo]

What an entertaining guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to on the podcast, we actually, we, we taped this yesterday with Ted and It's all, there's 20 minutes of it in a row on the podcast and we'll play little bits like that throughout the show. Today the podcast is at the same thing, the Facebook page, Junkly Wolf shower. Just Junkly Wolf.com it's on iTunes. There's a couple thousand you guys a week that listen to it religiously. Yeah, it's fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

They download it and drive across the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ted's pretty wild. He's. We get into music a little bit. I get him off of politics.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, politically he's he's pretty. He's pretty far.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a little too hard for my taste.

[Bobbo]

Pretty far. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Senator.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not going to call everybody a bunch of losers and idiots and morons and monsters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Slightly right as center is he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a touch.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you, though. I'll tell you, though, you know, when, when one of my heroes, Robert De Niro, was on the Tonys and he, he, he used that language. I just. I don't believe in that anymore. I don't think we ought to call names. I don't think we oughta.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why is it okay to bully? It's not if you're.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I'm a movie star and I know more than you do. Because my whole life people have told me I'm great and, and people say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he was great in A Bronx Tale, which I watched this week. Have you ever seen that?

[Bobbo]

He's great at everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's great at everything. But I'm not impressed anymore. Yeah, I don't. I. The. These Hollywood guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's great when he's doing somebody else's words on film.

[Bobbo]

Well, I mean, I'm not gonna. I can separate his career from his political. But that's the thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, but he can't.

[Bobbo]

You know, he becomes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He thinks he's a movie star. You read other people's words in front of a camera. You are more educated than the average person.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Ted Newton, he's one of my favorite actors. But if, if he died of auto asphyxiation today. No, it wouldn't bother me.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

You did not just make a joke about De Niro dying of auto asphyxiation.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did. And it was.

[Bobbo]

Yes, you did. Yes, you did. You did. You know what you did. Say what you did, big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week sticks. So I've cleansed my soul and my palate. I went to Justin Timberlake two weeks ago and I'm. I am straight white male, I promise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whose Iowa deal was the Justin Timberlake?

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you're forgetting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. Do you have any more of that? Because the sad part is I liked it. I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're saying that. Nopen public.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. It's just like you dye your hair, but you won't admit it. I won't admit it. DJ Prek, what do you think about jt?

[DJ Pre K]

Are you about Justin Timberlake? Man, he had some soulful songs, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he. He got some rhythm. He can dance he can dance. I, that was one of the better shows I've been to. It's a chick flick. But, but. Yeah, I know, I know. So, so I, I, I came out, I came off of the, the, the marijuana and I and I went to Sticks, our concert last week.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And enjoyed that. Who is it? Sticks Jones. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to put a.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a fun time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter said when we were watching Tesla. Daddy. The stinger for that band. Looks like my nana. Looks like my nana.

[Bobbo]

Little thin, was he? About 70 pounds all day. Totally tall, slim. They look just like the stones in 78.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This guy has a little more transvestite bend to him.

[Bobbo]

You think? Yeah, he's pretty flamboyant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But what a.

[Bobbo]

What an ass rocking show though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had fun and thank you guys for that. That came to the pre listener party. There were some guys that drive up. There was once 500 miles or something.

[DJ Pre K]

500 miles for a T shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

For a T shirt. We couldn't meet because they were so young.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were driving.

[DJ Pre K]

They didn't want the passes because we were given away. Remember the furthest driving was VIP passes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

They turned and left before the concert because they just came down to meet you. Seriously. That was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you and you. And they're part of our group, our fam. And all you guys that tune in on Saturday for morning. We appreciate it. That was fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

That really was.

[DJ Pre K]

We got to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got kind of drunk. You know. I got a little nervous when I got there. There were so many people. It made me a little nervous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pushing on you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I started pounding beers. I had about 13.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that, that glass was never empty. It was weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you got, you got our big.

[Bobbo]

Big thanks to Alamo Drafthouse for hosting our party with us. Also the Bucks Wild girls. Couldn't have done it without you. Had a ball bubble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always has to give a hat tip to the dancers. Bucks Wild. So you know. And I felt real bad the next day. I quit drinking for six weeks. So that was my first rodeo back.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you got a knock 13 back 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe 14. I did a count and damn. I could feel the blood running through my veins the next day. Like all day long. Maybe I'm sick and I need to go to the doctor. Maybe this isn't hungover. Maybe I'm actually contracted a bug or poisoned yourself. Poison myself? Can you poison yourself with beer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Alcohol poisoning? There's a reason to call it that.

[Bobbo]

They don't call it that unless you die.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they do. Not. They call it that when you get sick from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like I had the bends or something. I mean, it was bad, but that was a great show. Joan Jett was better than I expected. Sticks was way better than I expected.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was a sold out house at the givemetheven.com bow and Jim Bash last Sunday. I can't wait. Hopefully we do the same thing next year. And we're. We need to do something in Baton Rouge. So we decided.

[J.D. Ryan]

A listener party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. No, we decided. What's the best weekend in Baton Rouge, Louisiana? Well, that would be the Alabama game weekend. Oh. And that is the November 3rd.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna go to Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. For that Saturday.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're gonna get security.

[DJ Pre K]

So we want to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need security.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do the show from the Eagle and then go to. We need to find a place to have the listener party and then go to the game.

[DJ Pre K]

Why can't we just broadcast like a before at some point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to do the broadcast at a bar?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Do pregame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre, Pre. Pre game.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah. I guarantee all those LSU fans out there will tailgate.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we need.

[DJ Pre K]

Bringing out their barbecue and crawdad, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that kind of stuff. We need to find a good place to have that party and to do that event. But we have a little time to set it up. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

If you want to have John Clay Wolf show there and you're a bar owner, go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Contact us off the [e-mail] and we'll figure this out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Rangers lost to the Rockies in 95 and Colorado Astros beat the Royals 7 to 3 to take a half game lead in the AL West. The Rangers were up over the Rockies. When I looked up, I didn't know we lost. What's up in the US Open.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, no one that have note is left except David Johnson. He's number one in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from Shinecock. No, that's what it says.

[Bobbo]

Shock.

[DJ Pre K]

The tournament's at Shinnecock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, I just read the news. I don't make it.

[Bobbo]

Now you're giving away my porn star name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good evening, San Diego. Go screw yourself. We'll be right back. My true identity. I kill Roy. Kill Ron. Kill Roy. Kill Roy.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

According to a new study, marijuana is the safest recreational drug people can use.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com huh.

[Caller/Guest]

Interesting.

[Bobbo]

Set a million black dudes in jail for marijuana.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you pick the spin doctors?

[Bobbo]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo]

You know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Because they're badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you heard it here first, folks. The spin doctors are badass. Per the guy from Buoy.

[Bobbo]

You may have heard it here last, folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, the Trophy Club. Good morning, everyone. By the way, we've got some new affiliates. She's just tuned on, tuned in, tuned it up. John Clay Wolf is my name. J.D. ryan is his name. Michael Turley is running the board. And Bobbo is our king of all voices. The king of all voices.

[Bobbo]

Hi, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Comedy, humor, and so much more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris and Trophy Club, what have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2013 Ford F150 Raptor.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it extended cab or the crew? Cab.

[Caller/Guest]

It's the biggest cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a four door?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the four doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It sits. It's. It's low 20s with 86,000 miles on it. You know, 20, 20, 20, 20, 23, 24.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, really? Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's almost got 90 on it. Does that buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not even.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I hung up. I'm not even close either. Good morning. 800-800-7234. If you'd like to sell your car in your payoff. We don't care what the payoff is. No, we don't. I mean, just like you wouldn't care what my payoff is if I was trying to sell you my house.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, if my house is worth 300 grand, my payoff's 400 grand. Well, I can't take your 300. That's market value. I gotta have payoff. Well, that's your problem. That's a you problem, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wasn't there when you did that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you put a bunch of miles on. You're the one that had the dogs in here. You're the one that pooped in the corner and didn't clean it up. And had the. Had the crazy stripper parties in the back and tore all the landscaping.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, but my payoff.

[J.D. Ryan]

My payoff's there, so it must be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call your insurance company, file a claim. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

You're saying value does not equal payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, remember Tex called in last week with a Bentley? We went to pick up Texas Bentley yesterday and we didn't get it picked up because it had a crack back windshield. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

How does that happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's two grand. So they wanted to cut at 500. And I stopped the deal. I was luckily downstairs said, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I was hearing this go on because our drivers were at Texas house picking up his Bentley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said, no, no, no, no. It didn't cost 500 to replace a rear windshield in Bentley. I said, tell Text to call around and get it swapped or figure out what it's going to cost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll deduct that amount of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. It's not gonna be 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not gonna be 500. And that's all big. It's like it's gonna be 1500 to 2000. No way. Big's worked at a Chevy store for a long time, God bless his soul. He can't count that high on windshields. And I understand, you know, it's almost as bad as that as a. Is a, is a. This guy's got a good point. What put him on hold? I'm switching of Saturn. The old Saturn windshields, they were like $700. So. David, humble, Texas, you have a message.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I wanted to thank Bob. Well, first of all, whoever said, oh, Madeline, coffee is really good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Because it. Right. I went in and tried to get my free John Clay Wolf coffee and just confused a 16 year old girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

So, yeah, negative on that one. But it's totally worth the $3. However, they're, they're cups. The cup game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Not as strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you've got a very valid point, David. And you, you are a detail man, much like myself. And I agree with you. When I saw that on the board. He's right. Because I was drinking their coffee last week too. Yeah. I was like, it really is better than Starbucks. But the cup, I thought to myself, but the cups, they don't hold and flow. Right. You know, when you're paying $3 for coffee.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just want everything to be just right, perfect. It's like, I mean, you're not buying a, you know, a $50 prostitute. You're buying them. Yeah. You know, 500 when you want it to be right. You don't want any lip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, dude.

[Caller/Guest]

You got to do like we do in Houston and you got to double cup it. That pre K probably knows all about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I do now. 808. I went to Starbucks this morning. I get double cups at Starbucks. You know, in Starbucks, charging a $50 for a cup of coffee, why can't they get their cup straight? Why are they serving it in this little 5 cent cup because they can.

[J.D. Ryan]

And people still buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I just, you know, every time I come through I just say double cup, double cup, double cup. I like, I like my women and my. I like my women and my coffee. Double cups. Do what, Bob?

[Bobbo]

Who's got the best cup out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, you know what? But if La Madeleine would game up on the cup side, they, they, they would get them some Starbucks action. They got mad at me for doing that last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you did kind of hit them from the left side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm not gonna sing for sandwiches.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna do it. I refuse. Lose. Yeah, the guy that made the deal with us freaked out and the lady that like is the regional was like, what'd you do? But that. But see, it worked. They hit him from like every army, hit him in every city.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which proves the strength, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which proves the strength, right? I was willing to write a check to some people to prove it to shut him up, right? And here's, here's David. He, he's one of hundreds. So when you went in there, were they just like, what the hell are you talking about? Were they cool enough to just give you the coffee and then make you pay for it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it was a 16 year old girl. I wasn't gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you wanna, if you want to go to Facebook, go to John Clee Wolf show and message me. I don't think my listeners are that big of a tight asses, but I will send y' all a check for your coffee because I said you can put it on me.

[Caller/Guest]

For anybody that went for that 270.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, for anybody. For anybody that went there that needs me to repay them, I'd be glad to do it. Absolutely.

[Caller/Guest]

Because I want one more question though, for the coffee spill. So if you're in a 2016 Mazda 3 with 20 grand on the clock and it was in good condition but now, or like excellent condition, but now it's excellent condition with the coffee spill. How much did I just lose?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd have to call strip club DJ to ask him. But we'll get back to you in just a minute on that. My name is John Clay Wolf and we have some interesting listeners. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Zuckerberg, I saw this. A lot of you saw it. For those of you who didn't see it, Zuckerberg showed you. He put something out there to show that he's not a robot that he actually is a human, a carnivore.

[Bobbo]

A real guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We know he's a real guy in his backyard.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a baby and a Korean wife, just like the rest of us. And a green egg. And he smokes meat. Doesn't smoke pole. He smokes ribs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a clip of that, of this audio?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very awkward. Hey, everyone. We are live from my backyard where I am smoking a brisket and some ribs.

[Caller/Guest]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm the meat chef. Yeah. Someone asked me, do I smoke meat? Sitting in our backyard finishing off this brisket and these ribs. But hopefully for Canadian, thanks to you, get to eat a lot of brisket and ribs. What are you guys making for dinner? Brisket and ribs, I hope. Sweet baby raised. Sweet baby raise. Sweet baby raise is very good.

[Caller/Guest]

Sweet baby raise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me, B. Yeah, no, this is, this is what Facebook Live is for. Just hanging out while you're sitting in your backyard waiting for your brisket and your ribs to finish smoking. So, yeah. Bye, guys.

[Bobbo]

Brisket and ribs and smoking five times in 30 seconds. He said brisket.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. It's like somebody told him, all right, you're going to go on, you're going to talk about brisket and ribs because they like that cue cards.

[Bobbo]

There's no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he had some guys around him, paid a lot just to sit there.

[Bobbo]

And you can knock the guy all you want, okay. But that is a perfect demonstration of how boring Facebook Live can be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can be true. So. So, J.D. you got this friend of yours that has a 06 Corvette.

[J.D. Ryan]

Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just got like 7,000 miles on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, all six.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I told you a month ago, she posted on Facebook because I get this car bought. And you came back and we offered her retail. I think retail nada book. And you're like, no, they're not going to do that. They're only going to take 27. Because they've got three offers already at 27. And I said, no, they don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you said, yes, they do. And I don't want to argue with her. I was like, okay, but we need to get the low mile cars bought, cuz that's what we do. Got you. So we came back. I think they hit her at 21. We came back and offered a 24 and a half. Yeah, yeah. Which is like over retail book.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, it's over. It's over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She still hadn't sold it. Did you know that? I saw.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw the bab. Saw it back up there. But the problem is they can stamp the money to sit on.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had the money to sit on it since 2007.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. They don't care, so they'll wait till they get the right buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but your story to me, that. Oh, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

That they're gonna hold out for retail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, your story to me was they had money already. The people were lining.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what she's lining up.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's trying to. She's saying, I can't take cash. I got to take cashier's check. Oh, she's, like, acting like Joe T teased. She won't even take credit cards. They're lining up to buy this thing. Yeah, but why? She still has.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just telling you what she said. I didn't investigate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you people. People don't understand that a hard, real money, good offer is worth something. They're gonna wind up selling it to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, okay, okay. I believe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Because. Because when. Once they realize that we're paying the right amount of money.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's done and it's easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

If it's easy, we come pick it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Animal Jack, just don't listen to everybody's BS so much. You're such a sucker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because I believe people. I believe you've been in the car business so long. I was in radio, where people. Yeah, they lied to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, come on.

[DJ Pre K]

I was like, yeah, J.D. they all lie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio lies more than cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're right, actually. But I wasn't in radio sales. They are the slick ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

You benefited from radio sales. You lived off blood money.

[Bobbo]

Blood money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was blood money. They were lying to get money out of advertising. There's selling magic dust that you can't see. You lived from it.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, that's how you got your hair right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you got your hair implants.

[J.D. Ryan]

My hair implants done. And my Botox and everything else. By the way, it's. It's Dr. Jim in Dallas. The Botox doc. Botox doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get Botox?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the hair plugs and a penile.

[J.D. Ryan]

Extension and that, too.

[Bobbo]

And a fake leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got his old fake leg right up here. You know, people still love the story about me tackling my ex wife's lover.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just so funny. It's so perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And stealing his leg. And we have it right here in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right here in the studio. And you did it. That's the fun part. You really did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we have celebrities in the studio, we have him sign Pete. Pete the Greek is his name. His name is Pete the Greek. He lives in Granbury. I do believe. Okay, if you know a guy named Pete the Greek, he's a bartender, he's a painter. Go say I, I go. Go slap him in the head for me. I've slapped him in the head plenty. But if you steal his leg and bring it to me, his new one. No, no, no, no, no bounty.

[DJ Pre K]

Don't put him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't bounty. Don't bounty.

[J.D. Ryan]

No bounty.

[DJ Pre K]

John, they went and tried to get coffee for free.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, let's do it.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

They gonna kick us out of the NFL.

[DJ Pre K]

Don't do it. I know your wheels are turning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got plenty of. You got his leg, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I want his next.

[Bobbo]

I want it again because you know there's tweakers out nasal going. He just send us good guys fake legs. Hey, you got that Subaru running.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, I know. That feller.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go get this guy. Was having an affair with my ex wife and I'll leave it at that. Yeah, there's more details but, but, but I stole. We got in a fisticuffs and I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't run off. He just laid there and took it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knew he was in trouble, but he wouldn't run away.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took his leg when I realized he had a fake leg. And I've got it here in the studio, but you know, he's replaced. That was 13 years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want it. I can't put a dollar amount on it. That would be like. That would be. Yeah, I do want it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want pictures of it. How about that?

[Bobbo]

Okay, call Billy. We're gonna go get that leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep the Greek.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything you've just heard is for radio entertainment only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't steal. Sweep the leg.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me, fella, is your name Pete?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, why?

[Bobbo]

Where'd you get that? That is a fine looking leg you got there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you get for messing with another man's woman. Here you go. Smash. Smash. Pull that leg, officer. Whacking him with it.

[DJ Pre K]

I can see him, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[Caller/Guest]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the leg, John. I got the leg. We're sitting in the depositions. You can find him online. He beat me with my leg and now I have. I get dizzy spells because he was suing me. Of course we settled for $3,000 from 300,000 to 100 to 30 to 3.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he still has dizzy spells from getting whacked in the head with a leg.

[Bobbo]

And that's why we keep the leg. It was not a free leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave three grand for it.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus my attorney's bills.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Five.

[Bobbo]

Your leg now, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was country justice, baby. Montague county, Nakona, Texas, 2004.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we say what the cop said or no?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he said he was screwing your wife. He was driving your car, was living your house. You're just lucky you didn't kill him. Next case. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin. Com.

[Caller/Guest]

Should be a great place to work.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go, team.

[J.D. Ryan]

Come on, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Early worm gets the worm.

[Announcer]

The John Clay Wolf Show.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait, what time is it?

[Caller/Guest]

The time is now today.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Guess it's time to take it up a notch now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

The early worm gets the worm.

[Bobbo]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. ryan, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jun Wolf, everyone who just tuned in, Good morning. I've had a lot of contacts about Ted Nugent. They want to hear more. Ted Nugent about our interview yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

We just kind of teased him with a couple of minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the whole thing's on the podcast. John cleewolf.com Charlie, hit the next Ted Nugent. What's it we're talking about? The Sticks concert last weekend in Dallas. The givemetheven.com sticks concert. And I went and I was asking, you know, Ted played with the Damn Yankees, and I was asking him about Tommy Shaw, and I pointed something out that I noticed, and here's his reaction. Let's talk about something fun.

[Caller/Guest]

I know what you're talking about, because there really are some great fun things like my music, my guitar tone, my band, my tours, my spirit of the wild TV show, my incredible wife Jemaine, and all my grandkids. So there's unlimited fun available to us, John, and I'm here to deliver.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had fun last Sunday night, and I went to see Sticks in concert, and I noticed that Tommy Shaw, not only is he an extremely small man.

[Caller/Guest]

I never noticed that, because here's the bottom line about Tomm Shaw. He is a huge black Motown funk brother trapped in a little white boy's body. The guy has so much soul, so much pissing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a rock God. He's a rock God.

[Caller/Guest]

And what a. What a. What a master guitar player. You can't talk Clapton and Hendrickson, Beck and Page in the same breath without mentioning Tommy Shaw. He's that good, isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just didn't know if his, if literally the, the length or size of his appendages had something to do with this amazing talent here. I'm telling you, look at what I'm saying. Look at what I'm saying.

[Caller/Guest]

But I hugged the man often and I. I never noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could he get his arms all the way around you?

[Caller/Guest]

I never, I never noticed any variations in his appendage protrusions. But next time, next time when I hug him back, I'll make a note of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell him to, tell him to clench his fist.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm a huge tall guy and I powered over those damn Yankees, so I always thought that I was like the ape in the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he hugs you say, give me a real hug. Clench those fists behind me and see if he can do it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sure he could, but how about this? How about this? I just referenced myself as an ape. How cool is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm offended. Possible damn Yankees reboot. Yes. No, maybe.

[Caller/Guest]

I think we can all agree, and whether you do or not, if you're, if you're right, you will agree with me that the greatest philosopher of all times was Dirty Harry when he said a good man has to know his limitations. And I am 70 years with a firestorm of energy. In fact, my band told me last week that if the 30 year old Ted Nugent showed up, I'd kick his ass. But I have to be in perfect health, in great spirit and energy and attitude to play the phenomenal type of music that I play. So I'm not available from September to March because I'm hunting every day, making sure that I balance the herds.

[Bobbo]

He's all about that. Hunting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got. What you, what you didn't hear me say, because somehow it got clipped out, is that I noticed that Tommy Shaw has extremely short arms.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we got that when you said you couldn't reach around.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. Well, you go and I got it. But I want to make sure they understand. If you look at a picture of him, man, it almost like dwarf arms. I'm not kidding. Yeah, he's a little man, but look at it. Yeah, he's got, he's got T. Rex arms.

[J.D. Ryan]

T. Rex.

[Caller/Guest]

He.

[Bobbo]

No, he looked proportionate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Canon Garland. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, sir. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just having a little fun. How are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I just wanted to make a. Just a brief comment. You know, I love Ted Nugent's music. I've been a fan of his from the 70s, the 80s and 90s. And I would just like to say, just like he doesn't like to hear Robert De Niro's liberal take on things, nobody needs to hear his far right wing Kool Aid stuff and tell him just to shut up and play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just shut up and play. Get you some, bitch. I understand. You know, we. It's a. This is like the view we need. Point, counterpoint. Cannon Garland brings up counterpoint and I'm.

[Caller/Guest]

It's just driving the country to so far extreme. Those folks didn't like the fact that we had a black man as president for eight years. Now we've elected an absolute loon tick. And those guys are drinking that redneck Kool Aid and it's making them seem like they're that crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's getting back. Keep going, Ken. This is fun.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm not trying to get on the radio and rant.

[Bill Allen]

I'm.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not even just, you know, it just bothers me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call it you getting on the radio and ranting. That's fine. That's fine. I do it all the time.

[Caller/Guest]

Just needs to shut up and play. Do what he does best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of ranting, I think I'm gonna yell at JD For a minute. That's always fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yell at me about what have I done?

[John Clay Wolf]

I stayed out of the way. You switched this light.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with my light?

[John Clay Wolf]

I like this light better. Oh, you did that stupid ass, cheap junky ass dollar light.

[J.D. Ryan]

You had Walmart light.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Baba with that neon crappy sign that I threw in the trash can two years ago.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, you bought it, so you can say whatever you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is up with you and all these wires? Why are you so damn high, man? You've got wires running all over the studio with floor mats so nobody trips.

[J.D. Ryan]

This show brought to you by my doll.

[Bobbo]

He does. He does, though. No, we finally get crew. We finally get Bill Allen from RAT in here. He's got a situation front of your console with all these wires hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I paid a lot of money to have all these wires this whole studio built and tucked tight like a good car stereo install. And you've got crap running everywhere like a six year old.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you want to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a hardwired. If there's something you need to run over to the other side of the room and have your whole damn beatbox crap out of my way and keep it clean. I mean, I don't like junk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you're going to be a foul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing I've told my old lady. First, you can't buy junk. If you start bringing junk into the house, just start stacking up. I mean, just run.

[Bobbo]

A damn junk pile multiplies. And I hate to pile on. But this is not why we elected you.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is coming from a guy who literally looks like Pig Pen everywhere he goes.

[DJ Pre K]

Me.

[J.D. Ryan]

God Almighty.

[Caller/Guest]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I look like Pig Pen? I look like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you looked at your truck? Have you looked at your table? Have you looked at everyone's around you? It's always spit cups and crap and paper from nine years ago with notes on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I'm throwing Paperweight Daily.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God. Dude, you're picking a meal for a wire that's, by the way, covered by a rug. Okay, we'll have it wired. We'll spend fifteen hundred dollars. We'll have it hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dear God. I'm gonna go take a picture of the floor of your truck. And tell me again you don't like clutter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every day I throw my crap in the floorboard of the truck.

[Bill Allen]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I dump it all out in the trash once every two years. Years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whether it needs it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not a public place. It's mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

This studio is a sacred environment. And all your damn. I want to be a DJ. Wiring all over the place. Where is your 8 track cassette player and your realistic speakers for Christ screaming the show internationally.

[J.D. Ryan]

And by the way, this morning, that saved this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. Satan. Satan it is. Good morning, Satan. Help me out with this one.

[Bobbo]

You know, I've always said the same thing to Hitler.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what?

[Bobbo]

Down here in hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, everybody makes a big deal about, oh, the man could paint. He could paint. He's here for a reason. But my God, what a pack rat. He's here for a reason I've never seen. I guess it's the German thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hitler's a pack rat.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. There's cheap jewelry and wine glasses and all kinds of, you know, those wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Cheese laying all around his pad. I never go over there anymore. I just can't take it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't do it.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's got a Zenith TV from 1974. He thinks it's just pure magic. I keep telling him, you know, LCD, man, you know, it's 2018 even down here. Come on. Hitler, Adolf, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You kind of run the place, don't you?

[Bobbo]

I mean, rush to be light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Satan. Rush Limbaugh's. On the isdn. He wants to join us. Rush, are you there? Rush, can you hear us? Turley, do you have him up? Are we having technical problems?

[Bobbo]

Use the wooden glass.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he's changing.

[Bobbo]

But John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes?

[Bobbo]

Having a. Having a little sojo here in West Palm Beach.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you drunk and high already?

[Bobbo]

Well, perfectly reasonable. Or your old friend L. Rushball on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. See, I can still do it. I'm having a little Corian wine in celebration of our new ally in the eastern hemisphere. Those UN's really know how to party.

[J.D. Ryan]

The UN's.

[Bobbo]

Have you had the soju?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? We only have 30 seconds. What do you think about what happened this week? The historic moment.

[Bobbo]

You know, John, everybody, every. Every drive by media liberal, I'm sure my friend Ted would tell you they're talking about this being a photo opportunity, which is ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Ted would tell you what?

[Bobbo]

That this was all just a photo opportunity, which is ridiculous. Have you seen the photos?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're marvelous.

[Bobbo]

Marvelous. I'm looking at him now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if it is Trump and Kim Jong Un.

[Bobbo]

If it is a photo opportunity, my God, they did it right for once. For once in UN's life. He doesn't look like just kind of a fat loser.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love him.

[Bobbo]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf Show. Maybe after this word from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

New from the makers of Oreo Iced Coffee comes even more Oreo flavors. Get ready for Redneck Oreos. Beer flavored cookies with skull chewing tobacco cream filling.

[J.D. Ryan]

I guess this means you hillbillies are gonna have your way with me, huh?

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, for God's sake.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, one hillbilly has his way.

[John Clay Wolf]

With one fat guy in Deliverance and suddenly people think that's all hillbillies. Deep. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought we had a connection.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemetheven.com Oreo Flavored Skull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken, I'll go. Oklahoma City, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I just wanted to make a comment about our buddy Ken at whining this morning about Ted bringing up a little politics. Okay, about time we brought up. It's about time we brought up some politics that were on the conservative side.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's your position?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm conservative. As conservative can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you define conservative? That word is overused these days, I believe. What's your definition of conservative, David?

[Caller/Guest]

Less government freedoms, Second Amendment protections? Yeah, what about that? When you just then when you disagree, you don't be calling somebody a freaking lunatic. The lunatic got voted out or the lunatic didn't get elected.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when that Ted. So Ted was calling people lunatics and then the other guy was calling people. I think the name.

[Caller/Guest]

No, he's calling Trump a lunatic. So us deplorables, we shocked the world. So hey, get over it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can get over it. Says David in Oklahoma City. There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ken Dave name call. It's the Ken Dave show, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the name Calling Bully show. 800-807- Shut up, J.D. you fat bastard.

[Caller/Guest]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fake hair.

[Bobbo]

What's that about?

[J.D. Ryan]

And all the wires. What else have I done wrong?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's time for white, black, Latino or other.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

With your game show host, DJ to the Pre K. Pre K show.

[DJ Pre K]

Enough, man. What's the damn deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's always about to witness the strength of street.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, man. Yeah, today we got a cat. Well, this is black, white, Latino or other. Where I read a news story. Y' all guess the ethnicity. You know, just give a little intro. But I don't know if it's the Cavs losing last week or what, but they wilding out up in Ohio. So there was a report of shots fired in Youngstown and 5o rolled up on the suspect and he said, I ain't going back. And did the race on him and run into a nearby home with police in close pursuit. He got the idea to hop out a second story window and hang by a ledge so the police wouldn't see him. But this ain't Looney Tunes, so of course police found his ass. And we're waiting for him on the ground level. After trying to do some pull ups, his trigger finger gave way and he dropped right into the arms of Youngtown's police force.

[Caller/Guest]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

Who of course laid a beat down on him before taking them in young towns.

[Caller/Guest]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[DJ Pre K]

Youngstown, Ohio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a white tweaker.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Okay, yeah, I'm with you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a guy that was foot running from the cops, ran up a flight of stairs, they chased him into a room and he hangs out the window. Is this correct?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. And fell into the arms of the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

White tweaker. What do you got, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta go with black. Just because you went with white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be different.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, come on. He's a ninja, man.

[Bobbo]

Down with you. That's very Ronnie Dobbs, man. It's very, very Caucasian days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Ronnie Dobbs right now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Run, Ronnie, run.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see it.

[Bobbo]

You never saw Running run.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't see all the stuff you see.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Before Better Call Saul was Better Call Saul, he was a guy in, you know, Run, Ronnie, Run.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not know that. What's the most DJ prek? What is the answer?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I do like the Ninja angle, but JDU on point, man. 21 year old Darian Mitchell has been charged with felony fleeing and eluding and hanging.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's JD win?

[J.D. Ryan]

What does he want?

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets 20 minutes off of John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not giving him a hard time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Line one, you're on the air. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, hey, morning. Hey. Yeah, I heard that previous caller talking about conservatism and whatnot. Yeah, I. I don't know if he believes in the laws of God, but the laws of physics are laws of God. And you know, you can't defy gravity. You can't. There's way too much stuff. And the idea that, I don't know if you know it, but Rick Perry the other day decided to dump all of the nuclear wastes in Texas and in New Mexico. And he's going to basically turn both Texas and New Mexico into hell forever. Nuclear wastes build up and build up and build up for the next quarter million years. It's going to be radioactive hot. Nobody will ever be able to live here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's going to turn it into Mexico.

[Caller/Guest]

Big pardon.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to turn Texas into Mexico.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I mean dumping nuclear waste in Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did you hear?

[Caller/Guest]

Rick Perry. Rick. Rick Perry is now the Department of Energy. And so he's in charge of all of the nuclear stuff. But whether it's the bombs or the nuclear power plant.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't get my joke, did you?

[Caller/Guest]

You didn't get much conservative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get my joke? Stop. Hang on. Did you get my joke?

[Caller/Guest]

No, not off him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

He was too busy making it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said so. He's going to turn Texas into Mexico because you said it's gonna be so hot and miserable you can't live there. Get it?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Actually, that story is true. It really, it literally is. And it's not radioactive for a million, 000 years. It's radioactive for 10, 000 years, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not nearly as long.

[Bobbo]

Carbon 14, right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where are we going to bury all this? In the Carlsbad Caverns, Lubbock.

[Bobbo]

No one will miss it and no one will notice. No one will notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72-34.

[Bobbo]

Except Mac Davis.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 800. That was good radio. Randy the chipmunk will be coming on in just a minute.

[Caller/Guest]

Minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we can have him now if you want to. Randy, come over here. Call in and sell us your car if you like. If you got like a nice diesel truck. Corvettes, Jeep Wranglers. Good stuff, you know, we buy cars. The where we'll impress you is ten thousand to a hundred thousand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We give good money for all of them. And if we don't beat a Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. Just go to givemetheven.com or calling out 800-800-723-4.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna ask. Before you come in, Randy, you're doing a High Line thing where you're gonna really, really expensive cars coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very good point. We're buying. We're having a special Highline auction in Dallas at the Dallas auto auction. July, June 21.

[J.D. Ryan]

June 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the next week, I need to buy a bunch of luxury cars. Ferraris, Lamborghinis, that McLaren that we bought last week, the G Wagon 63, all that. All that big fancy stuff. Really, I'm a better buyer on that right now than normal, except because we're having an event. So make sure to load that stuff into givemetheven.com or just call.

[DJ Pre K]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Randy, will you be careful with.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That High Line thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

My girlfriend Sharonda.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Has picked up the High Line craze. That's a big fad with small mammals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Now, you see squirrels do that High Line thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, they run from telephone pole to telephone pole across the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not the distance to freak people out. It's a different kind of High Line.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Does look fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that was.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

She fell off at that thing the other day. Bust your paw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's a good thing we don't weigh more than, like, four grams.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ain't nothing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, you was right about those lottery tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I told you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cha Ching, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, I thought it was the end of my road. I got out of Vegas. That whole NBA Finals.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are really out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I want to apologize for breaking up on air here in front of everybody, but, you know. Damn it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you're broke. You came out of Vegas, you bet on a bunch of basketball and you lost.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right? Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why they call it gambling.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's just like the car business. You don't make your money when you bet. You make your money when you win.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but, you know, What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you don't win.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, but these lot of these scratch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Offs, you didn't win.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I must be on, like a heaven streak, boy. Okay, I made like all told.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I probably bought about 200 tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

200 tickets last seven days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, how many?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I'm up 17.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So. Yeah, it does a lot for education, stay in Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much did you spend on the tickets? Well, yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Maybe 450.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I started off with my last four bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

150 on that. 10 more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And you're up. Or you. You won.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I made 60 on them.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we don't recommend this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, I didn't win for about 140 tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the World Cup, Randy, do you have any soccer faves?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How do they get about it? I'm thinking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You stop.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know, but there's Russians in the World Cup. It's a little spooky for a chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you know, the Russians did.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

With chipmunks.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do they do with chipmunks?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, let me give you a history of this. Russians. Communist.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

For like a hundred years.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were a while.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Their. Their idea of fine home furnishings.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Are the same as everybody else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But they don't make, like, bare rugs and deer rug. I mean, chipmunk rug.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't. Yeah, no, they don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I. I have a bit of a prejudice against the Eastern European and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm keeping an eye out for that new jit guy.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with that new J.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know about Ted Nugent? You seen his TV show?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wild, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ted Nugent. And if anybody's out here talk. You just talk to a chipmunk, okay? Ted Nugent used to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, this is a true statement.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is he gone? Is he gone?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gone.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kid nude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. Don't worry. Business dead naked.

[Bobbo]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not gonna shoot chipmunks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He'll eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody eats chips.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, he just. We're so small. He doesn't have to shoot you first. He eats you raw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody having it.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Good luck, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Play the Texas Blue Bonnet.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's no, Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sabra in Lafayette, Louisiana. 16 infinity Q50 with 34, 000 miles, leather roof and nav. Is it. Are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the premium or the sport or the base?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a hybrid or the regular one?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's a regular.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is It a turbo or non? Turbo is a four cylinder. Six.

[Caller/Guest]

Is it four or six? Four cylinder. Huh? Six. It's a 3.0 turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's just so many damn variations of it. It's hard to keep up with. And it's white and it's got how many miles? 35, 34. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the cruise control option that like keeps separation automatically from the cars in front of you?

[Caller/Guest]

Where like have the cruise control that'll keep you from bumping into the person we don't know. It's our son in law's car and he passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm so sorry.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, trying to help our daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it paid for?

[Caller/Guest]

No, but we would pay it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm. I'm thinking right around 20,000. Okay, so go to givemetheven.com, load it up. We'll send our strip club DJ, our driver Eric over there to pick it up with a check and we'll wrap it up. Thank you for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-RADIO. My name is John Clay Wolfe and I buy cars on the radio. That kind of music just soothes the soul.

[Bobbo]

I reminisce about the days of old.

[John Clay Wolf]

With that old timer rock and roll.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't dangerous or anything. You know, I don't know what happened when you turned his oxygen.

[Announcer]

He slept the whole way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that attempted manslaughter?

[J.D. Ryan]

You just turn a guy's oxygen off.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Guest]

You're lucky you're not doing time.

[John Clay Wolf]

For the love of God, when does the US Open wrap? When is the final day? Sunday?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Monday? Sunday.

[DJ Pre K]

Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everyone's chasing Dustin Johnson and Shinecock.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it's God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shinecock, Shinnecock. Whatever it takes in New York, call.

[Bobbo]

The whole thing off.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has four shot lead at four under this weekend. Well, this weekend will not include Tiger woods nor Jordan spieth, spy, Rory McElroy or Jason Day. They did not make the cut.

[DJ Pre K]

It was rough. Rough, rough, rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger hit 10 over.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, there was one shot. Their very first hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tune in to shine cock this weekend to watch Dustin Johnson.

[DJ Pre K]

He's good. He's number one in pga, so.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

It's worth watching him. It's a tough course. I mean, he's the only one that's under par.

[Caller/Guest]

Under par?

[J.D. Ryan]

And Tiger was over par.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, very.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a question then. Where's my breakfast?

[DJ Pre K]

Are you hungry?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's my breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

10:00'.

[Caller/Guest]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

10:07 Central Time. We got no breakfast.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't buy breakfast because we've had breakfast the last three weeks. Where's my breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

They got mad about the coffee stunt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I screwed that up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That affects me how? Where's my breakfast?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bottom line, Baba, go get JD Breakfast.

[Bobbo]

Bottom line.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobbo]

This is my job, apparently. And guys, on Wednesday, I did talk to Deja, the manager of our neighborhood. Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Taco Bell or Taco Bueno?

[Bobbo]

It's not a joke, Charlie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bueno or Bell?

[Bobbo]

It's a delicious. It's a delicious breakfast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[Bobbo]

Bell? Taco Bell. Have you tried the breakfast of Taco Bell?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's the bell?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's out. Standards.

[DJ Pre K]

Sorry. But we go from La Madeline to Taco Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet Taco Bell. Pay more. Are we working a deal with it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Brand actual food and there's literally a.

[Bobbo]

Taco Bell everywhere we broadcast. Well, they don't have water burgers in Vegas. They don't have water burgers up north.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to Ronnie Roy about that, she might be able to hook up a Taco Bell breakfast deal. What's a Taco Bell breakfast?

[Bobbo]

I'd like a crispy burrito crunch roll.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about House of. Of Burgers, or whatever the hell it's called now. House of Breakfast. That's who we should do.

[J.D. Ryan]

International House of Burgers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donnie Baker. There's a. What's that clip of him? That was pretty funny.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talking about IHOP. Anyways, and now IHOP ain't IHOB. It's iHobs. IHOP International, the home of Pancakes, is now gonna be famous for burgers. But everybody's gonna member you for pancakes. Same way we put a beard on Chaz Bono. We all know it's Cher's stepson, dumbass. The fact remains you're gonna try to make money off burgers. Now you're competing with Wendy's and Denny's Antique White Castle. Who knows what's next? Ahab. You know, you can put truck nuts on a moped, but that don't make it a Harley. You can put truck nuts on a moped, but that don't make it a Harley. Wasn't there another deal? I heard something else from. From him that was funny.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. De Niro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man. This is Donnie Baker, manufacturer, mains. And these are the days got everybody's Boston baked beans scrambled in their brains. Swear to God. First off, Robert Dinero goes on the ESPYs. And everybody's shocked that he went on there and got mad and said the word. But that's supposed to offend everybody. Even though we grown up here in Tupac tapes when every other verb was word. I swear to God, they even bleeped it. But you can still tell he said word. If he ever gets in my face and shows that kind of rage, I'll beat his ass. Until Creed's popular again. So you don't scare me, whatever his name was.

[Norman]

Out.

[DJ Pre K]

So Creed's popular again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good line.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a long time. A long beating.

[Bobbo]

That's a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brandon McKenna. Good morning. You're on the Randy McKinney 14 GMC half ton. You there? It says 70,000 mile, two wheel drive, RC. So is that regular cab?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already put the car into our [e-mail]?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it a lot of these trucks? They're like work trucks with a Silverado appearance package. Is it a wt, LS an LT a silver? Which. Which trim level is.

[Caller/Guest]

Has the carpet, the power mirrors, power windows?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Heated mirror.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, is it a short bed or long?

[Caller/Guest]

Short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short, wide. 14 short ride, 70K. Now the, the alloy wheels. I'm hoping it has alloy wheels and not the, the rings, the beauty rings.

[Caller/Guest]

That's 20 inch DMC factor, my exhaust.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, it sounds like it's got some look to it. I need to see some pictures. Does 70,000 miles. 14 little truck. Does 15. 16 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

That sounds good. But let me say one thing though. It's got about fourteen hundred dollars worth of hell damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we gotta back her down. How much was your. How much was your hail? Check.

[Caller/Guest]

After the deductibles. 1400.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much was the deductible?

[Caller/Guest]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got $2,000 in hail and I can probably fix it for 1500. So if I'm 15 grand, I'm 135 with hail. Send me some pictures. Let's get to working on it. Go to givemethe vin vin.com. you can put the VIN number in or just your license plate and it'll decode the VIN immediately.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zane in Cyprus down in h town area, 08 Ram with a gazillion million miles on it. Four wheel drive, two door. Is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry, Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this truck average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

It's. It's pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 225,000 miles on a 08 Ram SXT, four wheel drive, two door.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big miles, two grand. 2500.

[Caller/Guest]

1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

1500. Okay, that's fine. I'd rather give that 800. Just go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Gary and Abilene, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any rich friends out there in the oil business that want to sell their luxury car? Because I need to buy about 10 nice heavy highline like 50 to $150,000 cars in the next week for this auction we have coming up. Hello? Yeah, can you hear me?

[Caller/Guest]

Me? Yeah, this is good. I got a TSI Volkswagen facade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tsi.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, your. Your phone is so loud. I can't do this on the air. Go to givemetheven.com I'm getting. Gary, I'm getting too much breakup from your phone. Go to givemetheven.com and I'd love to buy it. I can't. He's out in the wind. Or his scruff. His scruff is rubbing against his microphone off of his beard. He needs to shave. Gary, go shave and call us back. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Guest]

We're on the air in Las Vegas, Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Good morning, Las Vegas, Nevada.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living in Las Vegas, Nevada?

[Caller/Guest]

I work for quality event decorators. So we do balloons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have any strippers that could call in from Las Vegas, Nevada?

[Caller/Guest]

I have a sister in law who's a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

We give her our number and have us call her back. I have a. We have our own in house stripper named Hannah. Hannah. Good morning. Hey John, what's going on? Not much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish you these cost dancers instead of strippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dancers, not strippers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just from a professional standpoint, would you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Prefer entertainer to dancer or stripper?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So did you guys miss me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on with my guy? We've just been, you know, starting on our west coast. Add on. We're starting In San Diego July 7 and to Mecca, about three other stations out on the west coast. So Hannah, we're going to transfer you out to the west coast. We'll start you in Vegas. We'll start you in Vegas. Hang on just a second. Hang on just a second. Hannah. No. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how's it going bud? I'm out here in sunny Las Vegas, Nevada or lost wages?

[John Clay Wolf]

Lost wages. Good morning. Well, thanks for calling in. How do we sound? Jeannie, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good Morning. How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Where's that?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not selling you because I don't.

[Caller/Guest]

Want any more people to move here. We're just outside of Las Vegas, so we're in the Las Vegas market. And yeah, I love the new show. I love hearing about all the. The cars. I'm kind of a car crazy person. And so it's a lot of fun. You guys are great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good, good. Well, remember, you can get our podcast@john claywolf.com and unfortunately, you're on a time delay. So you're here in the first hour, which is great, but I mean, there's two. We're in Texas, we're in Dallas, and we're two hour tape delay, so you're catching the first. Anyway, you know how it works. You know how it works. You know, you're the one that moved out there. You know, y' all are behind the top times, literally. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

All about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? What? I got to get rid of. Hold on. I got this screw.

[J.D. Ryan]

36,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it. Hold on. I messed the phones up again. How do I unlock? There it is. Good morning. You're on. What? Good morning. You're on the air. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, man. I have a. A 2015 Jeep Wrangler. Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. It's a four door. Is it lifted?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not lifted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Sport or a Sahara or a Rubicon?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 sport. How many miles it has?

[Caller/Guest]

20, 27,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard top or soft top?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, Cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said no lift. So it's stock and it's got alloy wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no. Yeah, just a regular stock wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

I kind of need to see pictures of it, but I like what I'm hearing. Does it have the screen in the dash with navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

No. No, it doesn't. No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like mid 20s, 25, 23, 24, 25. What city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com, take a side shot of it and then open the door and take a shot so we can see the interior in the way it's equipped. And you can go to. Give me the vin.com 45seconds. It'll throw a number at you. It's gonna be right around where I'm talking, but I need to see pictures of it. I'll call you back after the show, okay? Okay, thanks, man. 800-807-2. Give the man his money says Borat. Hannah, hang on. I'll get back to you, honey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Yeah? Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

You?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling from Abilene, Texas. I got disconnected after waiting a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that was because your phone was breaking up and you were standing in the wind and it was too loud. I said just go to the website, go to givemetheven.com and load up that 14 Volkswagen with 67,000 miles and we'll try to buy it. Brian in Granbury. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I heard you. I was driving back from Granbury or from Weatherford, and I live in Granbury. I want the bounty on that one legged guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, they do it with coyotes. You know, if you turn in a tail and two ears. $50 sometimes the year different. I'm not giving out a bounty on Pete the Greek's leg. But if you do know where Pete the Greek is, I would love to know.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I am on the hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna be off the next two.

[Bobbo]

Days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Lynyrd Skynyrd, the great song. On the hunt. So. So where you might look for him is people. Places where people do cocaine. Bartender. He's a bartender. And I know that he built a bar at some. At some. And he's like an interior decorator. But I. I do need to find him because I need to talk to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

But don't approach him. Don't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna see if he'd want to buy his leg back.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I want to get you that another leg so you can have like two trophies. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people put whitetail dealer deer on their walls. I put prosthetic limbs. Thank you for calling 800. I told you, John. See, people are gonna really. I did not put a bounty on the man's leg. I did not put a bounty on the man's leg. I. This man had had relations with my former wife. I had an altercation with him and I took his leg. He tried to sue me for assault. And the authorities said you were sleeping with his wife. You were living in his home, you were working for the man, driving his car and had his credit card. You're lucky he did not kill you. By the letter of the law. He could have killed you and gotten away with it. Got away with it. And I didn't. I just took his leg.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, well, will you give a T shirt away if they take a picture with the leg?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Norman]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's the bounty. All right, I want a picture of you with Pete the Greek in his. In his leg or just with him? With him. Just with him. And wear. And I will send you a sell that T shirt. I will send you one for free.

[DJ Pre K]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling on Highway 93 about 50 miles south of Las Vegas. And you guys are coming in loud and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loud and clear. Is that about by the Hoover Dam? I'm sorry, is that out by the Hoover Dam?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, I'm just about. Oh, I'd say probably 40 miles from Hoover Dam. Not probably, not even there. Probably about 20 miles from Hoover Dam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where? What, what's lake me like right now? Is it down? Is it as bad as the news reports?

[Caller/Guest]

I. I have no idea. I know that the access road to it is closed till tomorrow morning. Some dude was in a locked up in a harbor car and he was demanding that the oi. OIG report be released or something. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, from the shooter? From the. From the f. From the Vegas shooter.

[Caller/Guest]

No, this guy. This. I seen this on news this morning. Some dude locked himself up in an armored.

[J.D. Ryan]

Armored car on a bridge.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. And he wanted over here at Hoover Dam. But he wanted to OIT report released.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you for calling in.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kimberly in Bowie, Texas. Good morning.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know Bobbo? No. Bobby Brown, he's from Bowie, Texas. He's our co host. He's a star. You don't know you have a star. You have a celebrity that lives in your town. You don't know it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 Camaro with 74,000 thousand miles convertible navigation. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a 8 cylinder or a 6? 74, 000 miles. I'm a sum of 12121212 12,012 5 buyer 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is a picture of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pete, Pete the Greek's first leg that we have in the studio. I just put it up on John Clay Wolf Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you actually see what it looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I wanna. I'm doing my rounds. I wanna. I wanna meet him and I. What. What do you call it, like when you make up like when you do at the end of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Making amends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make amends. I want to make amends.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make amends to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to give him his leg back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Oh no, he probably has one by now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I I feel. I will feel better when I give him his prosthetic back. And it's off my chest, so I need y' all to find him for me again.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you don't believe it's real, go to the John Clay Wolf show page on Facebook and you'll see a picture of the actual leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

GiveMe the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, gentlemen, I am not a fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of that particular style of music.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Has the whole world gone crazy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by giveme the vin.com she's got smart. Sweet child of mine. Man, shut up. It's Guns N Roses. It's not. Yeah, it is. Rock station. Damn it. What the hell? Listen. It's awesome. Guys are jamming ass. Is there more?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Chopsticks. Chopsticks and Suey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I could listen to this all day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's it.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. It's a new remake, man. James and Sylvie Silsby. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, this is John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, how are you?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this is James Lee. I was at the listener party on Sunday. I was the guy that drove, like six hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go to the concert or did you just hang with us?

[Caller/Guest]

I just. I just hang with all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we gave y' all some tickets. I thought we gave y' all some tickets at the end.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we didn't get any tickets. Did y' all give me a tickets up? Yes, because we didn't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We gave tickets. I. I said specifically, give those guys some tickets. They drove all the way up here. Remember? My daughter stood up on the table and handed them to you. I could have sworn she gave them to you. Well, you just too drunk.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I was stuck enough not to go to that concert anyways. Well, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad that you showed up. That was a hell of a trek. We sure do appreciate it. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And I love the show. I've been listening for, like, a little over a year now. I love every minute, and you guys are so great. And I love my sell that bitch T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Guest]

My name is Dave Hobbs. I have a 2015 Dodge Ram. Outdoorsman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Leather. Cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outdoors. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

12,724.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good miles. I don't want to miss that one. I like that one. Okay. When I do them quick on the air, sometimes I miss things. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Black. With the metal flake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 20,000? Does that sound right?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the money on it? No, no, no. On a cloth rig. I mean is this a three quarter ton diesel?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's, it's fully loaded though. It's got three amenities.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

It's, it's cloth. It's not leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh well, I'd call when, I mean not to be a smart ass but fully loaded definitely starts with leather. Yes, but I still think it's a good truck. Go to, go to givemetheven.com and let's look at it off air. Thanks. 800-800-7234 Rhett in College Station. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's going on man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh brother man, I. Boss man of mine, I've been working with him for 11 years out of a little town of Richard Anderson area south of Calif. Station. We have or he has not. We, he has an inventory of everything we got. We just, we do everything from Lincoln's packers, Cadillacs, everything. Mainly Pre World War II. I heard you're looking, you're in the market of looking at buying some highline cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking for like, like, like you know, Ferraris, Rolls, Bentley's current. Not me that you know like 15 year old and newer luxe cars. I, I don't do very well with those antique cars. I mean those cars are out of my, they're, they're out of my realm. I'm not smart enough to know that market is the truth. I have never divot. I mean that's serious, that's pebble beach stuff. And I can talk about it, but I don't know how to buy it. You got to know what you doing. And I'm, I'm not, I'm not that good. I, I've got the market memorized. I, I, I don't have enough bandwidth in my brain to load that part of the market into it. A do See, I mean those things can be worth just a gazillion dollars. And I mean I have all the respect in the world for him, but I am not the guy on them.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we restored here at the shop we restored a Lincoln, it's a 31 Lincoln. And we ended up getting person in class for a epic Kills and Wheels down there in Kemah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Just this year we did a live remote at Kills and Wheels about seven years ago with ESPN station. I mean that, that's a cool event. Did you, did you sell the car? Just show it.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we just show it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

The thing is, like, him and I were talking. He's like, brett, I don't have another 40 years. And he has about 40 or 50 cars. Some of them are totally not even touched. Restored.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this. Hang on. We're tight on airtime. My go. Contact us on the [e-mail] and I'll, I'll email you off air. I want a list of this inventory because there may be some cars in there that I can buy. Yeah, if you have that, if you have that many cars, there's going to be some cars that I'll have confidence to make good offers on. Let's do that. Just go to givetheven.com click contact us. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Michael in Houston. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's up, John? Hey, I'm. I've got a 13, 2013 Ford Focus with 84,000. I'm literally standing outside of Texas Direct Auto in Katie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

On i10, and they just gave me an off.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? And let me guess what they gave you. A 13 Focus with 84. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Guest]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does it have hubcaps or alloys? Alloy average, rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

1384. They gave you either 3500 or four grand. I think they gave you three. 500, though.

[Caller/Guest]

They gave me 41.

[John Clay Wolf]

41. Okay. Put me down for four. 540.

[Caller/Guest]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. If I give you 45 to own it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I only go go to give me the VIN and load it up and tell Texas direct I love them and they're old friends of mine, but too bad we bought the car. Okay, thanks, Jay in Oklahoma City. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

You talking to me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, my name is jj. I'm out here working in the oil field. Any car call about a car or nothing, but, man, your Oklahoma City affiliate has got your awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. Jj, I got it. Yes, Jay, I had to dump you out and hang up on you because you used two swear words on the air together, too. But what he was saying is they're playing music over us at Oklahoma City, so the automation screwed up, so somebody needs to fix it. That's the third time I heard that this morning. You know, this is really getting stressful running a network.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of problems, Bobo. That's why we brought you on full Time. This is your department.

[Bobbo]

It's not our music, is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but you're going to have to deal with all these damn affiliates every week. And Jack, keep them scratched and keep them straight. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in there. I'll be right back.

[Announcer]

GiveMeTheVin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I got a good feeling about this summer.

[John Clay Wolf]

This will no doubt be the best summer of our entire Life.

[Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you put on a Silver Alert for D. J.D. what does that mean?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, old people wandering, lost. You put out a silver alert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like an Amber alert?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got a silver alert out right now for J.D. ryan. We've lost him. We don't know where he is. Yes. If you're around the area of the studio, please look for him and tell him to come home.

[Bobbo]

Look for an elderly gentleman with jet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black hair and a dog and a Hawaiian shirt.

[Bobbo]

Fly Hawaiian shirt. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric in Houston. Good morning. You're here. Eric, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, man, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I see. I see 14 cls. It says 45. Does he mean 63?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's the 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know of a CLS 550 and a CLS 63 and a CLS 63s. I don't know what a CLS 45 is.

[Caller/Guest]

Come on, you're the car guy. You're supposed to know everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the 45? So it's a 430.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's a 45 and it's a 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do this. I want to buy the car. I'm actually. I just pulled up my software. I've got 550, 554matic, 63, 63, 4matic and 63 SAMG. I do not have. Okay, go to. Go to. Give me the. Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate or put in your VIN number and I'm gonna call you back after the show. Because I'm really hunting High Line nice cars. And this is a good one. Jesse. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Where are you from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm Cypress. Cypress rides right outside of Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you got a. You got a 15 Jaguar F type, right?

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six cylinder, White F. And is it a convertible or Cooper?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's a coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an S or the regular? No, it's An S. It is an S. Yes. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

A little bit over 28, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a payoff or is there a title? 40 grand. Should put it to bed. Yep. If it's got a clean, it's got a clean carfax. Go to givemetheven.com go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll confirm and get you paid.

[Caller/Guest]

You bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800. 800. 7234. I want to do one more real quick. Jay in Houston.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, John. Yes, sir. I have a 2017 F150 Ford Lariat FX4. I'm looking to, I'm looking to trade it. I want to get a Jaguar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want the Jaguar I just bought?

[Caller/Guest]

What year was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

15F Sport.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm looking for like a 1717 with low miles. What I want to buy for a Jaguar is your.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Lariat 4x4 leather, rift nav. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's pearl.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a. It's a Lariat FX4. So it's just hard load. It's just got all this stuff. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about the same money as that Jaguar. Think it's. I think it's a. Right there at 40 GS, maybe 38.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to give, go to give the vin.com loader and we will do an in and out with your dealer so you can do the trade in with them. We'll pick the truck up from you, write them a draft, you'll get your tax credit.

[Caller/Guest]

So that'd be perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Thanks. Huh? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you'd like to sell your car, go to givemetheven.com Remember, if we don't beat your CarMax offer that you the written CarMax offer, you send us a photo of, we will send you a check for $100.

[DJ Pre K]

Cancel that silver alert, John. JD's back.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD's back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Cancel that silver. We put a silk. We, we put a silver alert out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I did get lost. I was wandering the parking lot. Nobody came to look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we had, we, we took this Ted Nugent interview and chopped it up into a few bits. I want to do this one. We're talking about his new album. And also if you'd like to hear the whole thing, you can go to the podcast. Go to john claywolf.com. click podcast. The 20 minute interview with Ted is on there. And remember, everyone else who likes the show and is not aware of the podcast. It's right there. And you can set it up to download commercial free weekly. What is the tour situation right now? Are you. I have not looked at your schedule.

[Caller/Guest]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in it right now or fixing this? Right.

[Caller/Guest]

No, we're in the. We're in. We just wrapped up. Just an incredible record. The music made me do it. What a riot. I wondering if my fellow man knows this depth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a hit in that album, in your opinion? I mean. And don't be crazy overconfident. Let's talk normal. Is there. Is there a single in there?

[Caller/Guest]

Crazy overconfidence is my normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a single. Is there a single in that album, in that record that you think could be a radio hit?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Well, in today's radio, no. Because I don't play, you know, cartoon music.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I just didn't know if there was one that you thought, you know what this one can hit because stuff springs up on you.

[Caller/Guest]

When we wrapped up, the music made me do it. It was, like, out of body. It just was so much fun. It was delirious. So I'm excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's why I say this. I have four children, 14, 11, 9 and 4. They love classic rock. Their friends love classic rock. Classic rock. I mean, we're on KZPS in Dallas. What's the number one six plus station? It bounces between the classic rock station in Kiss FM, the top 40 station, classic rock, it's got this weird effect on generations that is not dying off by any sweat. And I'd like to see some of these artists. It breaks my heart when they sing their new songs to the crowd and everybody goes and gets a beer because they just want to play me the hits. Play me the hits. Play. If Cat Scratch Fever came out today and got airplay, it would hook up and it would be right. I'm just telling you what I think.

[Caller/Guest]

So, yeah. I believe that. It's got soul, it's got spirit. We came from the definitive musical authority of the black artists that were celebrating the horrors of slavery and the unshackling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Bob. What he's saying right there is really. Ted says a lot of crazy things, but what he's talking about right now is he's hitting the nail on the head. I'm sorry. Go ahead, Ted.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, everything I say hits the nail on the head. Sometimes the velocity confuses people like you. But if you pay attention. Yeah. You'll see that every word out of my mouth is so accurate. It's stupid, I expect. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees. To be the new hit country song. My point is that you love it and your kids love it. And I still go on tour, and all the great classic artists are still on tour because what Chuck Berry and Bo Diddley and James Brown and Wilson Pickett and the Motown Funk Brothers gave to us was a foundation soundtrack, a soundtrack for quality of life in all of its ups and downs and nuances. So that is alive and well. Say hallelujah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is. That was nice to hear Ted not be crazy political man for a minute.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it was.

[DJ Pre K]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that, Ted. The other Ted confuses me, makes me want to drink or go to sleep.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't take much for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it. Nice, jd, nice walk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, everybody can pick on me all day, but pick on John.

[Bobbo]

Better you than me, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, everybody go to the Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show and vote. If that. If JD's hair is dyed.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or if it's a wig or if it's real right back to me.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, good morning. You're on the air. Oh, I lost him. I lost him. 07 Mustang Roush James and Joshua, Texas. Is this thing super? Is this thing supercharged?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's the good Roush. So That's a stage three.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah, it's the. It's actually above the stage three. It's the 427.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very familiar. I had plenty of them. How many miles it's got 40. Damn it. I mean, not that that's bad, but I Wish it had 12.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, well, that's what I had.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I got it. I hear you. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

Almost seven years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 25 grand? Is that right? Is that too much?

[Caller/Guest]

1500 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. I'm not bidding and I'm talking because I'm not with 40. I'm gonna have to do this one off the air. Hang on. It's a. It's a 07 Roush Stage 3 with a 427 in it, but it's got 40. I'm going to have to do some market research and look at some comps. I haven't bought that particular car in three years, and the ones that I've bought were like single digit miles. So I need to do. I don't want to. What? What do you think? What will you take for it?

[Caller/Guest]

You're the professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then let me be a professional. Let me be a true Professional and not wing it and just in and go off my gut. Let me be a professional and do this one off the air. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and I'll get to it after the show.

[Bobbo]

All right, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Now this piece of junk I can do quick. Rhonda. An 03 explorer sport track with 153 is worth $11,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Real quick. Richard in. Where is this? Pasadena. Yeah. 06 Titan SE with a buck 30 on a crew cab. Is the paint coming off of it like every other 06 Nissan Titan.

[Caller/Guest]

And now it's in good condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 4, 505 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I kind of gave you the. The miles off my 08. My 08 other truck, but the Titan has actually 142.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's right around there. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. It's gonna be with the 140. It's gonna definitely be in the fours. Probably four grand, maybe 45, 500.

[Caller/Guest]

And that's a standard wait for that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, that's. That's market. Current market. Yep. That's what I buy the market, sell the market. They're all commodities to me. Make about 300 bucks a car. 300 bucks a car is what I try to make.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, we're gonna lose some people here, but you can still continue the stream for the next hour@john claywolf.com you can go to our Facebook page and see all the fun things this morning. And of course, the podcast will be.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when you're at the. The. The show's page, Junklerwolf.com you just click. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's right at the very top. Just click the radio show. It's right at the very top. Click.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it say stream?

[DJ Pre K]

It says Wolf pack radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's what I was hunting for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wolf pack radio for the next hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember, I want to take this leg back to Pete the Greek and if you get us a picture with him, we'll send you a sell that T shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a picture.

[DJ Pre K]

If.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you get a picture of him with the leg. If he'll pull his pan up, take a picture with the leg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

His. His prosthetic. I will send you a hundred dollar bill.

[Bobbo]

It's so weird.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, wow.

[DJ Pre K]

It's bound.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting better. We'll be back. Hour number four is coming up. In the city. In the city. Papa's got a brand new bag.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, John Clay Wolf Show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy Father's Day, Daddy. I'm afraid she's got a father's libido.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad's smarter than your dad. We have the same dad, idiot. Yeah, but mine's smarter.

[Caller/Guest]

Partying with the cool kids. I am a very proud dad right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad used to say, opinions are like butts. Everybody's got one. That papa's got a brand new bed now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phil. Dallas, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Caller/Guest]

I. I just was calling in to let you know how. How impressed I am with your. When you came to Manheim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you. You are the. I've been there for five years, and you are the only person that came in with a helicopter. I mean, I thought that was so cool.

[Bobbo]

Here.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm like, what's this? And all of a sudden, the helicopter comes out of the sky, and then it lands right in front of all the car auctions, and then they got a red carpet for you. See, what I do is I direct. I direct your lane from when all the cars come out. There's 23 lanes of cars, right? And you've got the nicest cars out of everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Caller/Guest]

I sit there and awkward, and I direct them from, like, nine to two coming out. You've got the most beautiful Corvettes, classic cars, muscle cars. I mean, your cars are just awesome. And I just love sitting there watching each and every one of them come out of there. It's incredible.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a great man. You're making me smile, Phil.

[Caller/Guest]

No, but I mean, I. I work there, for real, and I've been there for five years. You were the only one who's come in with a helicopter. Helicopter I thought was so cool. It was phenomenal. I said, who is this guy? I'm thinking, you know, some billionaires come in or something, and then they. They roll out the red carpet for you. They roll out the red carpet for nobody. And then when. What I love about your lane is the first five cars that come out are so, so awesome. It's. I just. I don't even know what to do when I look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a car show.

[Caller/Guest]

It's better than a car show. I mean, you got, like, I said, the most beautiful, awesome cars, and everybody's there. Out of the thousands of people there, they're all at your lane wanting to buy your cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there is a lot of work that goes into that, and it starts with paying a lot of money for good cars. And that's what, you know, I try to portray on the radio to people is everybody's got junk car. We pay too much for good cars. But when you have good stuff, you can get a little bit more. People know we sell it. And that's a key, is our sales percentage. And we don't jack around. When a guy's on top at 52, 800, we don't say no, it takes 53. We just sell it.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, let me tell you something, John. And for all the people listening out there, I literally am there for the whole auction of every car that comes out of his lane. And they sell more of his cars than any anybody out of the 23 lanes. And your cars aren't good. They're excellent. I mean, when I see these Corvettes and these muscle cars and these cars I've never seen before, I was like, wow, man, who is this dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what they were. They were like, man, you got to help us with this Highline sale. You got to help us with this Highline sale. And they want us to take like our Highline run out of our, out of our Wednesday sale and do it on the Highline sale. And I was thinking we have our own Highline sale. We don't, we don't want to change it. I really don't. I want to just keep doing what we're doing. But we're going to help with the High Line sale. But I mean, I don't have a hundred of them to cut them. I really think it helps our Wednesday presentation to have, you know, that starting about car number 150, when we get into our High Line cars, it's fun. I, I enjoy that. It's the highlight of my week. I mean, that's so adrenal. I mean, the adrenaline of selling a $380,000 car in 45 seconds is ridiculous.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, my goodness. If people could only see the cars coming out of there. I like, freak out. I'm like, I'm drooling at them because they're so beautiful this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you notice? And I think you did because you brought it up. You said Corvette twice. Did you see that 18 car run of Corvettes just one behind the other?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, my goodness. And my, the Corvette is my favorite car in the world. I mean, and you got vet after vet after vet. I'm like thinking I'm about to pass out. This guy know, knows I love Cor. He's torturing me with the Corvettes. I'M like one after another and they're all this beautiful cars. I mean, our staff. Nobody does better than you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not me.

[Caller/Guest]

If we've never met and we just.

[John Clay Wolf]

So everyone.

[Caller/Guest]

I've never met the gentleman. I saw him one time in the helicopter come in. He's a class act. His cars are better than everyone there. There's 23 lanes and nobody has more people there than him. And I'm there all day watching. And he gives away great food and drinks for the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. I was. And that's great.

[Caller/Guest]

You do. I mean, you really do. You give out nice food and drinks and a lot of them. People don't give out anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

We spend $2,000 a day on catering.

[Caller/Guest]

And I know you do. I, I, I see. I watch the people come there and you feed them good food. And again, we don't even know each. I'm just telling you that, you know, you're a class actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I, you, you too, sir. And what I do want to, I mean, not, not to be cliche, but truth, truth. Think about how much work it takes to put all that together and think about the staff and the guys.

[Caller/Guest]

You know what, I've been there. I've been there for years. I don't think people realize there's over 30 acres of cars in each part of the whole place out there specializes in the cars. Before one of the them cars are rolled out there, they have a detail shop that cleans them, scrubs them. I mean, they're so meticulous how they do this up there. That's why it's one of the best auctions in the world. So I don't think people realize what it goes through just before one car rolls out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a guy like you, sir. Are you the lane coordinator?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we get off a bit.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm on your lane. I'm literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have Glenn come out there already face saying what the hell's going on? When we have a hiccup. Are you the one he comes to?

[Caller/Guest]

Listen, your lane, they pay so much attention to that. It's catered to more than anybody. Because obviously you're a man of great power and wealth. I mean, because to have them kind of cars, you've got to be a very wealthy man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just trying to do it as good as we can.

[Caller/Guest]

And you guys, you're being very humble, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you guys, that, that make this happen in that lane coordination and that run order and all those little details. You're Talking about it takes a lot of effort. And you. You.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do it, too.

[Caller/Guest]

I know.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pointing back at you. If you're my lane coordinator, listen.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep. Can I say this one thing? It's like the Indy 500, and you've got the pit crew that gets them in and out in five seconds with the most beautiful, miraculous guy cars. And you got a great staff behind you. You got everybody catering to you because, obviously, you're a powerful man and we never met before.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're part of that staff. And I'm trying to say thank you, Phil, and thank everybody that helps make that happen. And I do appreciate your phone call. I really do. Come up and shake my hand when I'm there next week. I'd love to meet you.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless you. Thank you. Blaine in Louisiana. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good.

[DJ Pre K]

How much did you pay?

[Caller/Guest]

That I just want to say back up with the. The gentleman was stating about the auction, how you had a nice vehicle and pleasant to do business with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

I was able to get y' all to purchase my GT514 model with three 900 miles on it. The dealerships were not wanting to deal with me on trade, and I contacted your group just on a whim. Y' all gave me the money I wanted, did the. The courtesy trade at the dealership, the in and out. Yep. And everything worked out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know this car, and I'll tell you why I know this car is because it's a Smurf Blue GT500. It's got, like a thousand horsepower on it, right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, mine was gray with red stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I remember that one, too. Yeah, because we had two of them back to back this week. That damn modified one went into limp mode. The dealer that bought it, a Ford store, he got it, and it went in limp mode. One of the gauges went out, and he called me freaking out, and I said, hey, don't freak out. I'll buy it back. I said, but before I do, let me send my technician over there to check it out. And it was just a sensor relay that had defaulted into limp mode, and we got it fixed. Boy, he was scared to death. Because when you buy these modified cars, yeah, they'll. There's risk in them. Sure. Because people been jacking with him. Put superchargers and all this aftermarket crap. Stuff goes sideways, and you'll shell an engine quick. But, Blaine, I so appreciate that phone call, man. This is fun. I feel like this is like homecoming or something. Thanks, Blank.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was. I was leery of making the original contact. I did the email first. Naturally, the automated response wasn't what I was expecting. And then representative called me and told him what I needed, and he made it happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Computers don't buy cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Everything I did with your group was a great experience. So any doubters out there listening need to definitely give y' all a chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again, man. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Dan in Fort Worth. Good morning. Hey, Dan.

[Caller/Guest]

Josh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yo, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2002 Pontiac Trans Am. And it's WS6T tops, black on black. It's leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

23, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a special car. You know that if it was being graded by a professional on a scale of 1 to 10, where would they hit it? 10. Showroom.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say 8.9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a real one. No previous paint work. Doesn't have any rock chips in the hood. I mean, the. It does, okay?

[Caller/Guest]

It does have rock chips here and there on the nose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Outside of that, can we touch them up professionally and it'll cover. Do we need to reshoot the hood? You heard what the guy just said. I've got to get it perfect. I mean, I've got 30 people out there that just work for us at that sale, painting and denning and doing all that stuff. So I. I mean, it's going to cost me 700 to shoot the hood or it's going to cost me, you know, 100 to. To do the micro touch up with a. With a syringe and a blend. Anyway, we'll figure. I'm not sure what does 15 grand buy the car. Think about 17, and I may do 17. Do this loaded into. Give me the VIN dot com. Let's take a look. See? Okay, you're in Fort. We're in Fort Worth, Texas. I've got an office off Camp Bowie right there at 30 behind Galagaskin in that. In the business center. And you can run it over here actually today, if you want, we can take a look at it.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I tell you what, I might jump in it and head that way right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that and. But start with go to givemethevin.com. you can just put the license plate number in or the VIN number and get the thing started so somebody will meet you. So they'll expect you coming because we have so many people, you'll walk in here and what we just. I'm gonna put you on hold, actually. I'm gonna let DJ Pre K, load you up in the system so they know you're coming. Hang on a second. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chris and Tomball, good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You doing? I'm good. How are you, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I love your show. I listen to it as much as often as I can. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm, I'm, I'm getting a little tired into our number four. But I'm, I'm. Everybody's being so nice, you know, it's hard to and complain. It's, it's, it's fun to make people happy. It's fun to make people happy.

[Caller/Guest]

Those guys were trying to make me blush. They were, they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, to be a. You a sorry ass used car dealer. I mean that's like in there with an insurance guy and a lawyer and a evangelist. I mean, used car dealers are sorry dogs. Right? I mean, it's just what it is. And to be able to run a business where you're not. You're put out of that category. I, that's, that's success to me. And when you look at our reviews online, I mean, car dealers reviews are just terrible, right? Everybody hates them and ours look like we wrote them. I mean there's hundreds of them online and everybody's got the same experience. And that means we did it right. And that means we've got a company that we can scale across the country. But God almighty, I'll tell you, I've been, have, I've been, have. I've been having problems with. We're growing so fast, managing all these people and keeping. I've always liked the fact that we can turn on a dime and make decisions on a dime. And I've always made fun of big companies, how they can't do it, can't do it. No. But I'm on, I'm understanding why. Sure.

[Bobbo]

As you're calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you start segmenting it up with different managers and different barriers and they have to have this. I start to see why. Because we're getting a little, we're getting a little Helter Skelter in some areas.

[Caller/Guest]

But you're, but you're still restraints on them so that, so that the decisions are still made properly within the company's best interest.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's so many decisions to be made. Holy hell, dude. You're bidding 500 cars a day. I mean, it's like, whoa. But yeah, anyway, it's all working. Everything's good work. We're going to have a Record month. I think we're gonna do 2,000 this month and we're fixed to start the west coast deal. It's fun. But anyway, I see what.

[Caller/Guest]

Make it 2001.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So what. What I see here is we hit with Charles Nelson.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bid your cart $28,000 is what I see here. And so catch me up to speed. So you went to give me the vin.com, you got an offer for 28,000 and now you're calling me. So tell me what's up.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, so Charles said, you need to call the radio on on Saturday. And I thought, oh man, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know if I can do that.

[Caller/Guest]

So here I am. And basically I'm just trying to send my fleet, you know, this is. I've got a work truck and another, and another, you know, daily driver. And this one is just really is our extra vehicle. And so, you know, the wife is, you know, on me to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I'm gonna build it here. You got a. You've got a 2016. Is it an LS or an LT?

[Caller/Guest]

LT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's bad. Meaning it's hard to stretch and go over the money when it. When you don't have boobs. Boob jobs. That's what I tell the guys. Show me cars with ti, with teats, T, T, e, a ts, you know what I'm saying? The. The sexy stuff. Because then we can stretch like that guy with the 3000 mile Shelby G GT500. We went way overbook on it because it's so damn desirable. But when you get into cloth and normalcy, you can't oversell it. But anyway, let me. You've got how many miles? 24, 000 miles on two wheel drive does it have?

[Caller/Guest]

619.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we. Okay, so let me look at some comps here. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. So here's what I'm seeing. I'm seeing 27,000 in California white last week. Sold 27. 5 at Texas Hobby Houston with 25,000 miles. Sold. Here's one with 20. 27. 8. And here's one at 28. 3. And here's one at 28 point 5. So that's what they're bringing. So we hit this car hard. We hit this thing between the eyes. And the reason that he's not budging off of 28 is because he's got nowhere to go. And back to that decision making thing I was talking about. He. He can't get anybody to make a decision to go over that because they're all saying, no, we're too far already. So he's putting you together, telling you to call me so it'll embarrass me on the air, so I'll make a bad decision. And I can't. I can't. At 28,000, the odds of me. I'm gonna make 300 bucks on this car. I'm gonna break even. I'm gonna lose 300. That's how close I'm hitting it.

[Caller/Guest]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's where I'm at. And if that buys it, I'll do it.

[Caller/Guest]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

If that buys it, I'll do it. And you think about it. Get back with him. But now, now you came to the big boss. And you know what the decision is. I'm all over this thing like a cheap suit. I cannot budge. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. And remember, we're gonna have a listener party in Baton Rouge on the LSU Alabama week. If you know of a bar owner or your bar. Bar owner, we're gonna look for a place to do the listener party Alabama weekend in Baton Rouge next fall.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm your daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daddy like guns, liquor and women.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. We want a Father's Day card presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it is Father's Day. Happy Father's Day, everyone. We forgot all about that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got enough kids tomorrow you forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all. They're all away. Two are at camp. One's with her mom in Wyoming.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say your Father's Day gift, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

My Father's Day gift is get rid of all these kids.

[Caller/Guest]

Get rid of the kids?

[DJ Pre K]

Seriously. They're all gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

No baby day around the little guy. Four year old, he's. It's been fun having one kid, actually. Jared and Lafayette. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, John. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. 01 Viper with 20. You got both, tops. So it is a RT. It's a convertible RT. 10. Not a GTS, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct. Okay. And 20,000 miles, what color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, where is it from? A like a hard ass. Looking at it.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, a nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a sweetie. Yep. So year ago, one brought 30. This year, one brought 28.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What does. Does 28 grand? Buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd have to do some more research before I let you have it for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

What would it take to buy it? Yeah, I was wanting to get a bid from you. I hadn't. You're the first person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do this, do this. Go around, get all your bids, and then come back. Give me last look. I want to buy. I want to buy it. But I can tell the pro that where you're at in the process, no matter what I say, you're not ready. You just want to make sure you're getting all the money. So go ahead and dig around and then come back to us. Go to givemetheven.com. tell them on the info box. He called John on the radio. He was thinking 28. Told me to go get more offers and come back. Here's my best offer. Can you beat it? If we can beat it, we'll beat it. I know we can beat it if it's real. Now, if you BS Us, we won't be able to beat it. So don't put yourself in a box where we can't. People bluff us a lot. Imagine that.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's for real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let's do it. Let's do business. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Uncle Norman, do you have the. Do you have the mariachi music music anywhere?

[Norman]

Yeah, I love that. It made me feel like, welcome back.

[Caller/Guest]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Straight out of Puerto Rico. West coast, east coast. That's the south. East coast.

[Norman]

All over the place, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

During hurricane. What was it? What hurricane? Was it last year, Maria? Last year, when we were down doing our. The Lord's work and saving the island of Puerto Rico, Uncle Norman was standing there. He said, please, please take me back to the mainland.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So we. We said, what skills do you have? I'm excellent mechanic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Can you work at a car auction? Absolutely. All right. So we get in the plane, we smuggled and coyote Uncle Norman into the States, and he's. He's done well.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got real papers. Don't worry.

[Norman]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I smuggle someone in from. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it didn't help. It doesn't hurt a thing that his father served in the war.

[Norman]

That's right. He was a Vietnam vet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right. So this guy called a minute ago, Norman. He works at the auction. And he was just bragging, bragging, bragging about our lineup and our cars and our staff and our show and our. Everything. You should have heard. It made you cry.

[Norman]

Well, that's. He's speaking the truth. We spend a lot of time, a lot of effort. To make these vehicles to go out the best they can be. That's all we do. I'm. I'm happy about it, actually. Somebody actually see the things, how they get done. We are professionals on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot going on. There's a lot of work. To put on a big show like that every week.

[Norman]

Every week. It's a lot of people involved on it. We do it as a team and we manage to do it every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

The people in the buy side of things here at the headquarters, they don't know what you all do. They think they know, but they have no. Until you go through a week cycle of it, a real week or two weeks, you really don't know how that. I'm going to say. That's a harder part of it. The titles and payoffs is pretty hard too.

[Norman]

Pretty hard, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty hard, too. There's a lot of work. This is a labor intensive deal.

[Norman]

That is correct. Labor intensive. You had to. You had to be on it all the time. It is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To buy and sell 500 cars a week, I mean, it takes really. If you take all the auction staff and all of us, I mean 100, 150. And all the vendors, about 150 people. So it's. I mean, if you do that by. By car. What's that? It takes point. Anyway, I don't want to show my bad math skills. How many people per car is what I'm saying.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you do 500 cars a week. It takes 150 people. What's the math on that? Take 1500 divided by 152.5. Okay. No, I don't know. No, I know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

To get it over with.

[Bobbo]

All right, 5,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Norman, I've got a question. You're always real helpful with air conditioners. You tell people about, especially this time of year, to clean out the radiators and in front of the radiators, the air conditioning condenser and put high pressure on it and blow it out and you'll get 5 degrees colder and everything will run more efficient. You've told people about running premium gas and luxury cars, how you actually get better gas mileage out of it and you wind up saving money. I've got a question. Turley brought up a good question. These transmissions that are acting bad, that are fixable when it's fixable, because normally transmission, if it's slipping or it's jerking, it's bad. The odds of repairing that are very thin. But what are things that People can do. I mean it's. Is it actuators or valves? What can you do to make a transmission work that you don't have to split the case?

[Norman]

Actually now in these days, transmission, they're shift by a computer. It's a computer chip on it. Most of the times there is not a mechanical problem that the transmission actually have. It is transmission management. So that will come to. To be more like software stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mechanically.

[Norman]

Mechanically, Transmission. Now in these days they're very reliable. If you got a. A lot of people say, oh my God, my transmission is shifting terrible this time or something like that. They're actually transmissions. Who learns how to shift the car for you taste? Not just. Just shift the car. Just because the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the computer learned your driving style and it starts shifting it accordingly.

[Norman]

That is correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had no idea.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And what now when it's slipping on an automatic, that means the internal clutches are burned up.

[Norman]

Everything organic inside. Because there has to be organic stuff like, you know, like a clutch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clutch.

[Norman]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you. When the transmission slipping, that is not a software issue. No, that is a mechanical issue.

[Norman]

That is a mechanical issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you have a higher mileage car and you drain the fluid out and swap out the fluid, that can help. But most of the time it hurts because what happens is the clutch particles over time get into that transmission fluid and it winds up using the particles in the fluid to actually carry the clutch load. And when you drain it out and it loses all the clutch material, then it really starts slipping. Have you seen that before, Norm?

[Norman]

Absolutely. Yes, that is correct. Hey, John, put an application in my department.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't gonna hire you. You didn't know I knew these things.

[J.D. Ryan]

100,000 mile car and they tell you to drain the transmission fluid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't do it. No, no. It's bad that. Okay. Because there's for sure clutch particles in the fluid that's helping this thing stay together.

[Norman]

Well, it is a 50. 50 or 50 chance, so. And some it's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It depends but the odds of something good coming out of it.

[Norman]

Yeah, that is. They're bad.

[Bobbo]

Damn, I love the way you talk, man. I keep. I keep expecting you to say that your son took the throw out bearing and threw it 69 yards in a high tide spiral.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're my hero, Babel.

[Norman]

I don't know you. You talk funny to me, Norman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually we have Tony Romo's father here in the studio. Come over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Romero, you talk funny to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero.

[Norman]

Talk funny to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Romero. Meet. Meet Norman. Norman, meet Tony, Romo's father.

[Bobbo]

I don't know what I will say about Bobo being the hero of the show. Do you want to see someone plays?

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I.

[Bobbo]

My son Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

His son Antonio is very nice.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he comes with high transmission problem when he was a little quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Get out the Monte Carlo station wagon.

[Caller/Guest]

Monte Carlo.

[Norman]

That's good. I like Monte Carlo.

[Bobbo]

He take out the transmission. Sleepy, sleepy thing. His brother Jaime fell out of the car, broke his hand and we took it apart. And my son Antonio take it the throw out bearing, you know, this the thr be. And he. He throw it 69 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my.

[Bobbo]

In a high tide spiral. Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Romero. Romo, you're always a pleasure.

[Bobbo]

Keeps expecting you to say this stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

An honor and a pleasure to be on the air. Did you hear all the people? People calling in from Vegas today. That was cool.

[Norman]

Las Vegas. I never been there though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to. You will? You will. You will. We're fixing to start in San Diego. And then we're going to start in la, and then San Francisco and da da, da. And then all hell's gonna break loose.

[Bobbo]

San Francisco.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Francisco.

[Norman]

You remember that song?

[Bobbo]

If you are going to San Francisco.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God, Pop.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, stop it, Bryce. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. I see. 03 Chevy, three four ton, four wheel drive, extended cab with 133,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got a 6L engine, is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. No. Yeah, it's got the 6L gas engine in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a long bed or short?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 4,500 buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it. Let's do it. You know, if this car was a half ton, it'd be worth 1500 less. Listen, and Uncle Norman will back me up on this. So this is weird. You've got a 03. It's not weird. It's just interesting to me. Three quarter ton. So it's on a three quarter ton chassis. It's got a six liter, it's got a big block. It turns lower RPMs than a 5. 3 because of that. And it has a heavy duty transmission because it's the three quarter ton. Norman, have you noticed these three quarter ton six liter Chevys? How long they'll last? Well, it's unbelievable.

[Norman]

Yeah, they do. It's because they don't rev so high. So so all the, it is all torque, right? That's what it's all about, torque. It's not about how many RPMs, horsepower, it's about torque, how much I can pull and hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they really, they're putting out these, these articles about which cars will last the longest. Camry, Honda, this, that, and I always think of the three quarter ton Chevy chassis. They really make the long run. But I'd love to buy it if you want, want to sell it? I'm a buyer. What, what, what city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you right now?

[Caller/Guest]

Working ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

Piedmont, Oklahoma. It's just northwest of Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We send drivers up there every other day with checks to pick them up from the Okies and we will be in. Bring them back to Dallas. We can bring the Dallas market to you. Be glad to do it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and tell them in the info box what we talked about on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

All right? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got one more clip from Ted Nugent here in a minute and JD We've lost him again. Silver alert for JD we gotta find him.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait, he's standing here but we've lost him. That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dementia is setting in. It's all that hair dye fried his brain. We'll be back in a minute. MAN My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back. Horse and radio.

[Announcer]

Givemethevin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. We now return.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

For 200.

[Caller/Guest]

That's an expensive drink.

[Announcer]

To the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Guest]

I need a Drink.

[Announcer]

Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Father's Day weekend. All the dads out there, we work our asses off and this weekend is ours to do whatever the hell we want.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need a drink. Get a drink. You want to lay in bed all day tomorrow, not do anything, not take anybody to lunch and pay for it and have a hundred and twenty dollar bill come out of your ass? Do that.

[Bobbo]

Amen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's your day.

[DJ Pre K]

Ask for favors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. I mean, it's your old lady that hadn't been showing you the attention. It's your day. I, I, you know, do we all want to dress up and go to some big lunch that cost 200 that you're gonna pay? That you're gonna pay for?

[DJ Pre K]

That's damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really don't. Want to do that. That's what tab's like. How should I dress? I'm like in shorts. And bring your swimsuit because I ain't going anywhere. I'm not taking you little bastards anywhere. My day.

[Bobbo]

In the words of the great Lindy Parr. Let me think about it. Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff and Lafayette, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

2013 F150 Super Crew Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a what engine? Which engines in it?

[Caller/Guest]

The EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why I knew that. Is it a four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Off. Off road package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which, which, which? Does it have a sunroof? Yes or no?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's an EcoBoost. Hang on. I'm looking something up because I want to make sure I hit it right. Four wheel drive EcoBoost. Four wheel drive EcoBoost. 4 wheel drive V6. Come on, John, get with it. 3.5. That's it. Okay, what color is it? Silver. Silver. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 40000 even on it or like 39. 6.

[Caller/Guest]

39. 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 25 grand. Chew on it. Let me know. Go to givemetheven.com and or if you want to commit now, commit. Let's do something. Assuming it's got a good carfax, if it's got a bad Carfax, knock 10% off of it. 5%, 7% off of it.

[Caller/Guest]

Everything's good. I was hoping for some more, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but I just can't make it work past there. I was like average MMR and it's 21 8. I'm offering 25 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to hear that last clip from Ted. Ted Nugent. I like doing this better. Those long winded guys instead of, you know, running the whole interview at once.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cut it down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's better to cut it down, right? So we can just eat it. Course by course there's a lot more.

[Bobbo]

Ted on the podcast page.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean a lot more. Ted is a fire hose.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is man. You just gotta. And you actually handle him pretty well. Cuz most people just sit back and let him go.

[Bobbo]

And he will.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go see you live. I want to do that. That you. You're on my bucket list. What? You probably don't know your schedule off the top of your head, but where.

[Caller/Guest]

Can I do I know. I know every day of the year at the top of my head. But here's the horror. This is the pain. I might cry live on your radio show. We only did one concert in Texas last year, and that was an impromptu, you know, gig jam session here two weeks ago in Waco. This is the first year, I think, since 1967 that I'm not doing an official on tour gig in Texas. And that's because Dirty Harry, once again, the good man, knows his limitations. I. I am only doing six weeks this year. We do six nights a week. We do 36 concerts in six weeks. But where do we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do we look up the schedule?

[Caller/Guest]

I expect to be arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do we look up your schedule? Just tednugent.com hit tours.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you bet. And you come and witness my band. Jason Hartless on drums and Animal. Greg Smith on bass guitar. I have a rhythm section that every guitarist dreams of. These guys are so good, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to do that. And you know, we're on right now. And I don't know if, you know, it's not just Dallas. We're on 25 stations. We're on in Vegas. We're fixing to start San Diego, actually, in la. But our show's really grown over the years and you need to come visit us more often. It's fun.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, yeah, I appreciate that. My other. To celebrate the music. I'm not only the creator thereof, but I'm the biggest fan in the world of really killer, soulful rhythm and blues and rock and roll and all my band and my crew and my team and everybody I know. And it sounds like you are too. So we are American musical blood brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Ted Nugent, everybody. Come again, Ted. And thank you, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry, man. The music made me do it. Live it up later.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's the name of his new album.

[DJ Pre K]

The Music Made me Do It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to check it out. Music got crazy. Bastard. I was just kidding when I said he's from Waco, but he really is Waco. Wacko.

[Bobbo]

He is now.

[DJ Pre K]

Now, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. He's not from. But that's where he lives. Country boy. Hi. Y Y. Where's Norman?

[Caller/Guest]

He left.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd he go?

[Bobbo]

Had to take off. We were. I. I think he. He was. He was talking about going to see Star Wars. I think he's a Star wars head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norman. The Puerto Ricans going to Star Wars?

[Bobbo]

I think so. We. He and I were actually talking before the. The last break about how funny it would be to have a Puerto Rican version of Star Wars.

[John Clay Wolf]

How would that go?

[Bobbo]

I was like, you know, I don't like the stor troopers when they come through this thing. You know, if you don't have the princess get this walking carpet out of my way. You don't deserve the princess. I hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would the princess act like though? She'd be a hothead.

[Bobbo]

That's her.

[Caller/Guest]

That's her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You can't t, cuz she's Puerto Rican.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, Hannah, you. You went and got us breakfast and I appreciate it. Hannah, Good morning. What are you doing, honey? Oh my God. Are you a Star wars fan? No, I don't like Star Wars. Why not? Cuz it's old. Oh. What do you like? I like Fast and Furious Fast and refuse. Hey, did you notice my big Nevada cowgirl vibe? I did not. I'm sexy cowgirl. Nevada cowgirl. Look at my outfit.

[Bobbo]

Stupid guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like Calamity Hannah. Bang bang. Did you see my new car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Now what are you driving?

[John Clay Wolf]

My ass rocking 2018 Cobra Mustang. Oh my God. Did you get a Sugar Daddy? It goes.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you follow the Bellamy brothers and get a Sugar daddy? No, I bought it. It's baby blue.

[Bobbo]

Just like my eyes.

[John Clay Wolf]

My eyes are up here. So. So in Vegas. And you spend some time out there. What's the difference between hookers and strippers?

[Bobbo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, aren't they all the same? No. I wish you would call us dancers strippers. Sounds like something you'd get at Buffalo Wild Wings. Try our barbecue Buffalo Chicken Strippers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stupid dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That Sin City money there is big time. In four weeks, just this year, I.

[Bobbo]

Made like 128, $622.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you pay taxes on this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes, I know, but having that kind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of money really makes a girl think about the future.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, taxes are not taxes. It's like scary. The future ones we're looking to get, you know, not old, but older. Sure. That's why I'm going to the Galleria today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm gonna do some investing in my career.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you gonna invest?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two words. Gucci and Victoria's Secret.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is is not an investment.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, because you have to have shoes and outfits and everything and keep yourself up. And treat myself to a hawk and dog.

[Bobbo]

So tasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and the gallery is only like 40 miles, but I can get there in five minutes. Oh, with your new Mustang GT or Shelby Mustang. Don't drink and drive that car, Hannah. That's a lot of car. Will get away from you. I don't Drink and drive. Don't do coke and drive it either. Oh, God. You know, I'm not on vacation. But it is Dallas. Okay, I'll see you guys later. Thanks. Enjoy the Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you for breakfast.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't look at him when he's.

[Bobbo]

God, she's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

She is. Mazda 6 Car of the Week. Ride of the Week, 2018. Mazda 6.

[Announcer]

Now, now it's time for the ride of the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I'm gonna let you do the. Do the honors.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

He drove it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Specs on this thing just got here and I haven't driven it yet.

[Bobbo]

Specifically on this thing are off the hook, man. The Mazda 6 Signature Series is quite an update from what you may have seen last time around. MSRPs for 34750, okay. They are doing a very, very believable impression of the Lexus brand with this car. I ain't kidding. Now, Connie, our office manager, drove it as well, and I, I found it outstanding, man. Acceleration is all there. The comfort of the ride, the interior is, is outstanding. The. The what, what do they call that color of leather?

[John Clay Wolf]

Certainly black.

[Bobbo]

Okay. The, the out. The, the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Negro.

[Caller/Guest]

Negro.

[Bobbo]

It's machine gray metallic on the outside. The inside is chestnut Napa leather. This is like a dark, dark, not mocha tan. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's beautiful. Oh, like a fine Hennessy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

There's a, there's a soft leather console, trim all the way across the dash. Okay. I mean, they're, they're going luxury with this car. They really are. For the price you're getting a lot. Now here's the thing. Connie didn't like it because the stereo controls are all those right hand stereo controls. Okay. Like you get in the Land Rover or one of those cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

I.

[Bobbo]

What I told Connie was when you pay this kind of money for a car, you get used to used to that in no time at all if you're keeping it.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's just complaining to be complaining.

[Bobbo]

She did. She and I did build a consensus and what Connie was trying to say is it's not very Chevrolet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, okay, well, that's a good thing. That's what they're going for, right?

[Bobbo]

And they, I think they accomplished it with this Turley. You drove it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's. It reminds me of the small Lexus. Not the smallest, but not the 250 with the three series.

[J.D. Ryan]

So everybody drove it but me and John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. When did it get here?

[Bobbo]

Monday. Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I need to drive the.

[Bobbo]

Next ones and we've got a perfect point for contrast and compare. Because we get the new Lexus next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week we're gonna do a little podcast after the show like we've been doing lately. So if you like the podcast or fans of the show or just caught part of it, want to get the rest of it, go to john claywolf.com the whole Ted Nugent interview is on there and we'll talk for 5, 10, 15 minutes after the show and that'll be on the podcast here in about an hour.

[Bobbo]

Don't bring the kids to the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do not bring the kids to the podcast. It is explicit lyrics for sure, because we're off air and we can talk amongst ourselves without having to watch what we're saying. We'll talk like the people that we've had to dump out today because you can't say bad words on FCC regulated air for good, for good reason. I think that's the right way to do it. So we will be back next Saturday morning bright eyed bushes. You tell just like always, have a happy Father's Day. Remember, we're going to do a listener party in Baton Rouge, Alabama, LSU weekend in the fall. So we're looking for a venue, a bar to do the show from. And if you are a bar owner down there or have a friend go to junk, go to givemetheven.com or john claywolf.com and click contact us and get us in touch with them. See you next week.

[Bill Allen]

Out.

[Bobbo]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Now, the reason you're hearing that sound is that the John Clay Wolf podcast is composed of mostly adult material and you have to be 18 years of age or older to hear this portion of our program. Deviant little.

[DJ Pre K]

We are currently not connected.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We're currently not connected. Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? Let's talk to me, man. Talk to me about the band that we're gonna have in Louisiana that doesn't know that they're gonna be our house band yet.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. How are you gonna approach this?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've. We've found a new house. Like Jimmy Kimmel or what's his name? What's the other guy's name?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, you're talking about Fallon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fallon. Jimmy Fallon has the roots.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I found a band yesterday that I want to have as our house band. I want them to be at the listener party in Louisiana. And the name of the band is Black.

[Bobbo]

Is it because you like the band or is it because of the. The edgy stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

The first thing was the edgy sound, but then we listened to Black and they're awesome. Yeah, they're awesome.

[Bobbo]

There's a lot more going on than chords in that music.

[DJ Pre K]

This is their. One of their songs called hello by Black Pussy.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you know the band. If you know. If you know the band Black, please give them a shout out and tell them to contact us. And we're going to make them famous because we like them.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know how we're going to say their name on the radio though.

[Bobbo]

Well, we're going to get them to change their name to Korean Jesus. No, they'll be okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, cuz it's. It's timely.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Canadian, North Korean or Icelandic?

[J.D. Ryan]

The band that almost sounds like a beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

The honesty Canadian. Oh, sorry.

[DJ Pre K]

Listen to the sound.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mexican. That's this mariachi black.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I want to listen to this band. But when my kid says what are you listening to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm listening to some black. The band. The band.

[Bobbo]

I just don't think we could pull it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sound fine. I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where are they from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we know anything?

[DJ Pre K]

I thought. Thought you said Baton Rouge area, right?

[Bobbo]

They're from YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I hang a black.

[DJ Pre K]

How did you find them, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. I was searching on. On a porn site. They came up.

[Bobbo]

You know exactly how he found.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's this music part?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's irritating.

[Bobbo]

What happens when I google and put in black?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way, if you put in black you're going to come to a porn site. Go to black band to get their website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black Band Camp. They have a Blowing smoke from your ears while juggling chainsaws in the back.

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's not the right black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did Dubious dubiously named rock band Black Seattle show get canceled?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're getting some controversy over the day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tucson Phoenix based stoner rock boogie pop band Black Tucson.

[Bobbo]

Why don't we not on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whose members, as you can see are white men were slated to play the fun house but the show is no longer happening.

[Caller/Guest]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a travesty. I tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is we to all their fans. We've decided to cancel our Seattle show because the inclusivity is more important to our band. Than sin. Than sin. That's not sinister. Sinester. What's sinester? Look at this word. Can black not spelled. What the hell is that? Sinester and racist. BS Sinister. But it's not sinister. S, C E N. Scene.

[J.D. Ryan]

The word scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sinester.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a movie scene.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sinester and racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then stir instead.

[John Clay Wolf]

We will be working on our spelling. We will be performing at The Cherry Bomb in port Angeles on 317 with TP Creeper opening. We love you, Seattle. Love. Black, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's got to be a great story behind the name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the. The owner of the venue said the show was canceled by the club after some construction. Just constructive discussions with people. I love and respect it. We felt like it was the right thing to do. Attracting scathing criticism over the last few years when many perceived the racial, insensitive and objectifying name Black have doubled down on the reasons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is the. This is the Northeast.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has doubled down on the reasons for keeping the moniker Black the band. Who's. Whose alarm is going off?

[Bobbo]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Bob, could you turn that off?

[Bobbo]

I couldn't even hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. And derives from the original title of the Rolling Stones. Brown Sugar, as some detractors have accused. Was the original title of Brown Sugar Black?

[Bobbo]

No, but that's what it's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Brown Sugar is Black the band. No, that's what he's talking about.

[Bobbo]

That's what the song's about.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you. And we are disconnected, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, we're disconnected.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not. It just makes me nervous.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna make sure we're off the stream too. Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. JD's stream is not FCC. Right. REGULAR OVER the world. But he has a strong sense of values.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope. Hope.

[Bobbo]

Okay, we're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I was like, man, if we're streaming in some store in Grapevine and they're hearing about Black.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got the chill bars black.

[Bobbo]

I was down at the Painted Rose to buy candles.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're not on the painted roads anymore.

[Bobbo]

Man on the rodeo said Black nine times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Running chill sports bar, though. That wouldn't be happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we. Yes. Oh, no, we were.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Well, I like them.

[DJ Pre K]

I do too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. This is.

[DJ Pre K]

This is a cool sound. It's like a tripping Daisy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Tripe. Yeah. Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Psychedelic Furs meets Tripping Daisy. It's a little smoother than Tripping Daisy.

[Bobbo]

And their video is exceptionally well shot.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black really is. Has a deep budget, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black is no half assed production. I don't know. Black is a serious band.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where are they? But do we know where they're based out of?

[John Clay Wolf]

Phoenix. What's the difference? The desert.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just wondered how much you see a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lot of black people in the desert.

[J.D. Ryan]

To get us here. That's probably why they get away with the name. Ah, then they went to the Northwest. That's very get away with the name.

[Bobbo]

Now, from our point of view, though, John. And I hate myself for this, and I mean it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I hate myself for loving you.

[Bobbo]

Seriously, though, if. If you're in a show environment like ours, the way we're growing, the way we're trying to get to other stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

The smartest. The best move on our part would to believe would be to leave this entirely. The alone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Coming from Bob. Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I said I hate myself for it because I'm not that guy. But in this instance, that should have been me saying, we. If we do this, we're going to lose Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe lost Kansas City.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand what you're saying, Bob.

[Bobbo]

You know, I mean, why. Why would we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would we what? You got to look at the pros of having black versus the cons.

[Bobbo]

Correct. And believe me, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't. So you put. Are you putting the hammer down on black pussy?

[Bobbo]

You can't tell by looking at me. Yes, but I mean, in this room, if there is a black authority.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It's you, it's Turley.

[Bobbo]

It's come. And I talked to him a long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time about, maybe we need to go with better than Ezra and just keep it. Keep it safe.

[Bobbo]

Something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's funny. I mean, we could put some stick. Zydeco band.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, those Georgia satellites aren't very busy right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are they from?

[Bobbo]

Georgia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's. How far is that from Baton Rouge? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

We'd get them out here. They ain't doing nothing. I guarantee those Kentucky headhunters.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it looks so cool paying for. They're gonna come for free, and we're gonna publicize them. But if we can't promote black pussy, then we got to find something else to get behind.

[Bobbo]

Now, here's the thing. Here's the thing. Black are playing Lola's right around the block here in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, when?

[Bobbo]

July 3rd.

[DJ Pre K]

August 3rd.

[Bobbo]

August 3rd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? They're really gonna be here?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. We need to go see Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll go see him. But I. Baba, you know, for once in your life, you're the voice of reason.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did that happen? With all the work that we've done to get to where we are, we don't need to it up.

[Bobbo]

And I apologize.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have it up, you know, I mean, we. We have. We've up over the years.

[J.D. Ryan]

You it up. Throw us in the barrel.

[DJ Pre K]

But it would be cool to see on the marquee. Hey, come watch John Clay Wolf show featuring Black.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be awesome. That alone would be worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, can we rename them? I wonder if they have a different name. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. What else is going on, Bob? How's your first. Your second week being back in town?

[Bobbo]

It's outstanding, man. I love everything about it. You know, I love the drive home. Rosedale, right? Is speaking of so cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of hookers. On the bad side of town.

[Bobbo]

It's just an earlier exit. Okay. That. That stretch of 30 where you get past University and have to exit on Summit 8th street is A. Because there's hospitals. I'm in the hospital district.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well that's where all the good food is. It is.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a Chinese place there called All. I mean I forgot what it's called. The sushi place. The best I've ever had.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the good food. The non chain good. It's like deep Ellum down there. Yeah, it's wonderful.

[Caller/Guest]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you hit any of the spots?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I get the hell out of Fort Worth as quick as I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Where do you. Where do you hang your hat? Grapevine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Grapevine. Where all the cool people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Talk about cool. Clear for.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was born in Fort Worth. I can dis this town.

[DJ Pre K]

You've been down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's square. Where is it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's like Rodeo Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fort Worth. It'll never last.

[DJ Pre K]

You don't think so?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just, you know, 7th street got taken over by bars. Quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, real quick. And there's no parking.

[DJ Pre K]

There's Neiman. There's all these Highline stores there. Clear Fork is off of.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the. This way they put in a rodeo like a Highland Park Village by the Gizm Trail. It's slick. It's just slick. Dude. It's too heavy for Fort Worth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope you can maintain South Lake Town center, which.

[DJ Pre K]

It's heavier than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, it's heavier than. Than South Lakes Town center.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the old Gucci store, Louis Vuitton store, Coach store.

[DJ Pre K]

Great restaurants though that may help them out. Cuz people come there for the restaurants, the parking.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's actually in a parking garage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. That's what they. That's where they screwed up in South Lake Town Center. There's zero where to park.

[DJ Pre K]

No, there's plenty of parking there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to talk business for a minute. Uhoh, Turley. We're getting the growing pains that I that, that I'm starting to see. What do you think happens if I put Tom in charge of logistics and make him the logistics manager for a couple of months and start. Really? That's the week? Yep. I got. Yep. You don't really know his strengths.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He came from Santander in Chrysler Capital. He was Jason Koulis's right hand guy. He, he, he's. I, I've got to do something.

[DJ Pre K]

That area needs somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That area needs a lot, lot of work.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I agree. Totally need somebody. I just don't. I didn't know he had a background like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. He, he's got sharp elbows, so he's a little put. You know, he pisses people off.

[DJ Pre K]

Is Rick too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in Houston. No, I, I need.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to keep him there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got to have somebody that can, can blueprint the method and then get it to our IT people so that we can streamline and automate the method more so than it is now. Where it's literally, I mean like if you're a bar owner, you go, hey, I need a blah, blah, blah. And then the computer sends this and that and they show up and it's all, it's all the, the billing, the everything. Everything's got to be automated. For us to do what we're fixing to do, we have got to streamline this motherfucker and it's got to be automated. It's going to cost a million dollars in it.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we've already spent a shit ton, but it's what it's going to take. And everybody bitched about the new system, but look at the results. And I don't think we've even started.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no, it's not even close.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even close.

[Bobbo]

You guys hit 500 on the 15th?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's. I mean that's unheard of.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. No, and, and we're just in this region. But, but the, the payoffs and the accounting functions and the delivery and inspection, we've got to automate that.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all these drivers have to have the app. We're going to Head start and we're flipping. We're starting to. That. Jeff's going to start having it's full game on. We're fixing to do the conversion for real and then bringing the logistics out. But, but this thing's getting a little past my. I don't think I'm being a good manager is what I'm trying to say. I'm so production oriented, which is great, which is what got us here. But. And I'm not saying I'm bringing in a GM manager, I'm not bringing in a gm, but I don't know, I'm just, I'm starting to wonder.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, no, that field wasn't really. It's kind of, of has three different areas. There's no one managing them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

You need somebody to manage them. And I agree. Yeah, I totally agree on that. Well, and there's other departments you're going to have to do that same thing with too, eventually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at first it came up. I used to, I was having to hire people just to do my, each part of my job. And now. Good. And now we're gonna have to hire managers to do. I mean it's really growing. Good morning, you're on the air. Who's this on the air? Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello, It's David.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, David. Where you from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm from Flower Mountain, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What you got.

[Caller/Guest]

A 20? Was it 2016? Malibu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

12,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it yours or did you inherit it?

[Caller/Guest]

It, it's, it's mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Just a lot of times, you know, real low mile cars, grandma passed away or mom, you, you put some in a nursing home. I just didn't know if it was yours or, or a loved ones.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's, it's, it's just your plain Jane. It's like an L1 version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so it's just a low mile rent car.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I got the license plate. I just, I also went to your website and I got a little leery because it's, it's not a private website, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, it is, it's ss, SSL secure. But you bring up, you bring up.

[Caller/Guest]

You bring up my phone, you bring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up a good point. So what did it say on your phone? Because I need to look into that.

[Caller/Guest]

It said, it just said it's, it's, it's a non secure, it's a non secure website.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you like had to click, you had to click through to say that's okay, I understand.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, yeah, you would, you would have to do that. But I backed out of it as soon as I got that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to work on that. If I'd done anything.

[Caller/Guest]

Right, okay, see, because what I did was, is I went to my, my, you know, my voice, my voice commands on my phone and I, and I spoke, you know, give me the vin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

And then, and then from there, that's, that's where that Came up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What phone are you on and what, what, what kind of phone?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm on a Verizon Samsung phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Verizon, Samsung. Because that's the first thing the, it is gonna ask me. Samsung. Do you know how long you.

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's Samson. How long I've had the car?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the, the phone.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, it's a couple years, two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because each operating system we have to code around each different one. It's a real pain in the ass. But, but that's what he's gonna ask me. But I mean, you know, Verizon's a big carrier and Samsung's obviously a mainstream brand, so we need them. That. I know what you're saying, and that would spook me too. Okay, It's a, it's a 16 mount.

[Caller/Guest]

I give you the license plate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't, I can't decode it with the, the website has to decode it. It is secure. It is ssl. It's wrong. It's just telling you that because of your browser and we have to fix that. It's a, it's, it's a 16 Malibu. This, I think it's a 14 grand car.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if that works for you, it should work for me. Go, go to the website, trust it, go ahead and click through. You'll be fine, I promise. I mean we have like a big staff of IT people and we're all over it and there's, it's absolutely secure. And that, that, that flag you're telling me about, click through it, put the license plate in and verify what I'm saying. But I'm pretty sure that it's right there to 14 grand car. And I write a check for it.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. And that's all I have to do is just put a license plate. I don't have to put pictures or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you need to take a couple pictures.

[Caller/Guest]

Perfect condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but go ahead and take a couple pictures. They're gonna ask for them. If we're buying a car side unseen, we gotta have pictures. We just have to.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, how long does, how long does this whole process take?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, to upload the car will take about 45 seconds. And for us, I mean if you look. Monday, we pick it up Monday. Okay, well you can run it over here. If you want to run it to Fort Worth today and pick up a.

[DJ Pre K]

Check, you can do that before four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before four?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

So to answer that, to answer your question, it's pretty much now we're quick.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's go to work. We got a lot to do. Talk to y' all later. Enjoyed it. See ya.

[DJ Pre K]

Enjoy some black.

[Caller/Guest]

My.

[John Clay Wolf]

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