#154 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.23.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #154 (06.23.18)

Podcast Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts/Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo Turley, DJ Pre K
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This high-octane episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings together car talk, outlandish personal stories, audience interaction, pop culture riffs, irreverent comedy, and a generous dose of sales hustle. Broadcasting to new California markets for the first time, John, J.D., Bobbo, and DJ Pre K dig into classic show themes—cars, sports, music nostalgia, workplace shenanigans, and wild "only on this show" caller moments.

True to form, the crew welcomes new listeners, sparring with fresh callers from the West Coast and beyond. It's a morning radio circus, whipping from tales of Wi-Fi hacking to fake HR strippers, viral news commentary, music covers, personal confessions, and a relentless push to buy listeners’ used vehicles. John’s blend of blue-collar humor, car dealer swagger, and smart-ass banter drives the episode.

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

1. Welcome, California! West Coast Expansion

• [01:54] John welcomes new listeners in California, Vegas, and other regions, noting this is the show's debut on California air.
  • “Good morning, California. Good morning, SoCal, Bakersfield, Vegas, Pacific time zone.” (John Clay Wolfe, 05:43)

2. Car Buying & Price Consultations Live On-Air

• Repeatedly throughout the show, listeners call in with car details to receive John's signature rapid-fire valuations—often with teases, ball-busting, and market insights.

• “Take your car, put in givemethevin.com… We’ll make you an offer and buy your car. We'll pick it up at your house like Domino’s pizza.” (John, 42:50)

• “800, 800 radio. If we don’t beat CarMax’s written offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.” (John, 26:33)

  Sample Valuations:

  • [14:01] 2001 Toyota Sequoia, 65k mi: “Couple grand, maybe 2500.”
  • [18:38] 2008 F150 XL, 105k mi, clean: “That gets a four grand rig.”
  • [114:12] 2006 Lincoln Town Car, 26k mi: “I’d give you $8,000–$8,500.”
  • [143:40] 2009 Tacoma, 182k mi, 4cyl: “I think it’s 7,000 with 180 on it.”
  • [147:11] 09 Tundra CrewMax, 120k, 2WD, cloth: “12 would be the money on it.”

3. Listener Stories, Call-ins & Regional Banter

• Bobbo’s Tumultuous Week: Wi-Fi Hacked ([03:35])
  • Bobbo recounts his Wi-Fi router being hacked and ending up on “FunnyRabbit69” network.
  • “...my phone was linked to a network called FunnyRabbit69. Yeah, absolutely true story.” (Bobbo, 04:02)
• New market shoutouts: Listeners from Baton Rouge, Prarieville, Houston, Bloomington, Indiana, Steamboat Springs, and Hico spur regional jokes and camaraderie.
• Call-in games like “White, Black, Latino or Other” led by DJ Pre K keep the mix lively (first segment at [22:57]).

4. Satirical DJ & Crew Biographies; Show In-Jokes

• Introduction of DJ Pre K: “He’s the white guy that doesn’t quite know he’s a white guy from Azel that identifies as black.” (John, [07:12])
• Crew’s Internal Ball-Busting: “I was just quipping, I was kidding. For the show and you and I work well together…” (Bobbo, 57:26, after the HR ‘stripper’ joke leads to the real HR lady joining the studio in mock outrage)

5. Pop Culture: Viral News & Music Comedy

• Weezer & “Africa” Cover ([11:02])
  • DJ Pre K shares his Africa remix, John and crew riff on the trend of nostalgia covers.
  • “I did it two years before Weezer, man…” (DJ Pre K, 10:43)
• Paul McCartney & James Corden Carpool Karaoke ([19:30])
  • Discussion of Paul McCartney’s enduring charm in the viral carpool video.
  • “Paul is older than dirt. He looks like he’s on death’s door, but...he’s like Jesus.” (John, 21:05)
• Def Leppard, Mut Lang, and Stripper HR:
  • Hilarious detours into aging rock stars, weird record label policies, and the behind-the-scenes of hiring strippers for HR (satirical).

6. “White, Black, Latino or Other”: True Crime Guessing Game

• Regular show segment where DJ Pre K reads a weird news story and the crew guesses the ethnicity of the perpetrator.
• Memorable Round: Woman in Florida shoots ex-husband in the crotch over an air conditioner ([22:57]–[31:08])
  • “Man, that sounds like a sister move.” (DJ Pre K, 25:50)
  • “This is a breakup. Of all the lost love… Tased him first and then she shot him.” (Bobbo, 26:03)
  • Answer: “35 year old Kimberly Dunn, a Caucasian woman.” (DJ Pre K, 31:08)

7. Immigrant Family Separation / Melania’s “I Don’t Care” Jacket

• Satirical news commentary with Rush Limbaugh impersonator ([84:00]–[86:57])
  • “The press instantly loses their collective leftist mind… she’s just channeling old Phil Collins lyrics: ‘I don’t care anymore.’” (Rush parody, 85:40)
• Show hosts debate meaning, intent, and political distraction strategies ([137:04]).

8. Behind-the-Scenes at GiveMeTheVIN: HR Drama, Firing, & Hiring

• The HR lady, Nicole, joins to address a ‘stripper HR’ joke; real talk about hiring, firing, and the team’s irreverent office culture ([56:35]–[60:37]).
  • “I enjoy being the stripper more than firing people.” (Nicole, 58:42)
  • “What experience do they need to have?” “I need some logistics folks and some buyers. But also people that are going to show up to work…” (Nicole/John, 60:37)

9. Car Culture & Industry Rants

• Extended riffs on car dealer tricks, CarMax buyback policies, high-mileage vehicle values, international buyers, and west coast logistics ([41:02]–[43:47], [67:05]–[72:53]).
  • “We want to make net $300 a car, that’s the goal… We offer all we can, but don’t be stupid.” (John, 70:23)
  • “I don’t like getting beat...." (John, 148:03, on CarMax $100 guarantee)

10. Listener Testimonials & Show Legacy

• Multiple callers heap praise on the show’s uniqueness (“You guys are like an oasis of sanity, man. You’re the best thing in entertainment going across any media.” – Mark, Dallas, 114:36)
• John reflects on years in radio, the show's scrappy growth, and his wild background. “We’re cartoons… Saturday morning cartoons for adults.” (41:59)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On New Listeners in California:
  “Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it’s time for the John Clay Wolfe Show.” – John Clay Wolfe ([01:47])
• On Being Hacked:
  “My router got hacked... my phone was linked to a network called FunnyRabbit69. True story.” – Bobbo Turley ([04:02])
• On DJ Pre K’s Persona:
  “DJ Pre K is the white American dream.” – John Clay Wolfe ([07:12])
• On Paul McCartney:
  “Paul is older than dirt...but he is. He’s like Jesus.” – John Clay Wolfe ([21:05])
• On Hiring/Firing:
  “I enjoy being the stripper more than firing people.” – Nicole, HR ([58:42])
• On Listener Love and Legacy:
  “You guys are like an oasis of sanity, man. You’re the best thing in entertainment going across any media.” – Mark in Dallas ([114:34])
• On Business Philosophy:
  “You can share me for a lifetime or you can butcher me once. I’m like a lamb.” – John Clay Wolfe ([48:04])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |-----------------------------------------------|--------------| | California market launch / new shoutouts | 01:54–06:00 | | Bobbo’s Wi-Fi hack & life drama | 03:35–06:00 | | Introduction of DJ Pre K | 07:09–08:36 | | Listener calls: car valuations | Throughout | | Weezer’s "Africa" cover debate | 09:45–11:41 | | Political satire: Melania’s jacket, Rush parody| 84:00–86:57 | | White/Black/Latino/Other game | 22:57–31:08 | | Paul McCartney Carpool Karaoke discussion | 19:30–21:22 | | HR Stripper bit / hiring and firing | 56:35–60:37 | | Listener testimonials and show legacy | 114:33–115:48| | Car business and CarMax guarantee rant | 148:03–149:49|

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Tone & Style

The show exudes a blend of rowdy Texas good-ol’-boy humor, off-the-wall radio theatrics, and smart, world-weary quick wit. Banter is fast, irreverent, and unapologetically politically incorrect—yet also warm to regular callers and fans. The tone treads the line between satire and sincerity, with John’s sharp sarcasm anchored by J.D.'s and Bobbo’s familiar foil routines and DJ Pre K’s hip-hop flavor.

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Final Thoughts

For newcomers, this episode is a wild, welcoming ride into The John Clay Wolfe Show’s world—part blue-collar car market insights, part radio variety show, and wholly unpredictable. Whether you’re selling a beater, reminiscing about Def Leppard, or just want to hear sharp-tongued hosts riff on news and listeners, this episode is classic “Saturday morning cartoons for adults” (John Clay Wolfe, 41:59).

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For More:

• Website: johnclaywolf.com
• Car Sellers: givemethevin.com
• Hiring: jobs.givemethevin.com
• Show Archive & Podcast: Available on Podbean

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“We’re cartoons. We’re Saturday morning cartoons for adults. Yeah, it’s not a kid show.”—John Clay Wolfe ([41:59])

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[DJ Pre K]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

A busload tourists on a road the travel agent never told them about. A road leading to the shadowy tip of nowhere, to the land of the different, the bizarre, the unexplainable. They thought they were headed for fun in the sun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

These visitors are trying to go home again. But where they're headed is another dimension entirely. One of them, wonder and imagination. Fasten your seat belts. Signpost up ahead as they take a turn into the sunlight zone. Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, campers, rise and shine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Weekends are for.

[Caller/Listener]

Shopping, spas and Bryce.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit them up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Just remember that we're all pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the west side too, if you know what I'm saying. Trying to change the world out there in California now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hi, everybody, it's Bobbo here. John Clay Wolf show must be on. It's Saturday morning after all. Everybody say hello to my friend, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wright.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Bobbo. How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

What.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a space age introduction. Well, I feel like I meant just evolving, visiting here.

[Bobbo Turley]

Now here's, here's what's sad. 8am in California and they're, they're just discovering us and they're like, what is this? What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're like waking up going.

[Bobbo Turley]

I just thought I would make. Make a. A little attempt to make a bit of a splash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it was awesome. I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you? It was good. I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very spacey.

[Bobbo Turley]

And all of our old friends are here too. Hi, Dallas, Houston. Good to see you eating less there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little bit.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. I've had the most tumultuous week just personally in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

You Tumultuous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I gotta say something about tumultuous. I believe that's a Jimmy Buffett word by way of Lord Richard Buckley.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the word you used a while ago? Something about a movie you were just defining.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm sure we'll get into that later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, you've got a great job.

[J.D. Ryan]

When.

[Bobbo Turley]

When you're so relieved to get out of your life and come to work where everything is normal and doable.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm so happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Normal and doable for you guys.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

My.

[Bobbo Turley]

My personal life has been up and down this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to you?

[Bobbo Turley]

I got hacked.

[J.D. Ryan]

That made this normal.

[Bobbo Turley]

My WI fi router got hacked.

[J.D. Ryan]

By who?

[Bobbo Turley]

The first day I had it, Spectrum guy set me up. Okay. Now, I left work for about an hour to do this. Went home, got my. Got my network set up. Didn't really literally set it up. I could see it on my phone and said, that's good. Thank you, Mr. Installer. He took off. I came back to work three hours later, I get home and my network, which was called at that time Linksys 30997, right. Was gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gone.

[Bobbo Turley]

Couldn't find it. Couldn't find it anywhere. But there was. But my phone was linked to a network called FunnyRabbit69. Yeah, absolutely true story. So I did what I haven't done in probably 30 years. I went to the trash can and pulled out the box the router, came in and got the little disc out there, the little. The little CDR out there, stuck it in my drive and called up my router and went in and kicked all those free WI FI hobos off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you think that's what they did?

[John Clay Wolf]

They literally.

[Bobbo Turley]

They changed the name to Funny Rabbit 69.

[J.D. Ryan]

That could be anybody.

[Bobbo Turley]

So. So I changed the name of the router. I changed the name of the router to Network link.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus is watching.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I turned it. I changed it to law firm 20226. And I haven't had problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

No problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were gonna go with Hitler Lives. That gets rid of him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. That'll slow you down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You know, I don't know why I hate to sound like Casey Case and bitching. You don't have his tape handy, do you? The old Casey clip. But every time we start this show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Every time. Every.

[John Clay Wolf]

They cannot get the GD transition down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I listen to it. That's why I'm just a little bit late. I was out in the car listening to it. The. The transition from their air to our air is a mess again.

[J.D. Ryan]

A mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Train wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

You started off, Bob, with some kind of a pre recording from a movie. Yeah. And they had this playing over the top of it. Something really. Something like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's really hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't understand any of your.

[J.D. Ryan]

You roll one down, you put the other one up real tough.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, they'll get it on the West Coast, I guarantee. Those engineers out there that I've talked to have been the most astute cats that I've dealt with in years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, California. Good morning, SoCal, Bakersfield, Vegas, Pacific time zone. Anybody with the engineering name that goes by Tree. Hey, we have a listener in Steamboat Springs, Colorado, and he found Cedar and Cactus. Do you remember how I was jacking around with the hippies? Yeah. Because the. The guy that was working on the show in Vegas, his name's Tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like singular?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, of course it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just got me talking about two stoner hippie dudes I knew in high school. Cedar and Cactus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now we have Tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he found them. A listener found them, took a picture of him.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Cedar and Cactus. They remember you, too, John. We're just bringing the world together.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was talking to Tree earlier this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

He.

[Bobbo Turley]

He actually went to a Renaissance fair with his cousin, pine. God.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What? DJ Pre K is not here early, Okay? I. He's not getting coffee. I appreciate that.

[DJ Pre K]

Dj, Is this the new song?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we. I think it's time to. You know, I've noticed that these. At these listener parties and in persons.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K's got us something. Something. He's got something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what it is, but it's there. But it's there. It's an attraction for our new listeners.

[DJ Pre K]

You want to tell everybody who DJ Pre K is?

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K is the white American dream.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's. Yeah, he's the white guy that doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quite know he's a white guy from Azel. That's black. He identifies himself as black. Like Rachel, the president of the ncaa.

[Bobbo Turley]

Except he's former president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except he's intelligent and he's smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was intelligent. Okay, but. But he identifies himself as black. And he came here. Turley, picked him up as a. As a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where'd he come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Intern. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Started as an intern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Found him on the side of the road. Wow.

[DJ Pre K]

That's where all interns are found.

[John Clay Wolf]

I totally picked him up at the. At the. Intern at the broadcasting pound. Wherever people are in broadcasting school, they're either fixing to get euthanasia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And be put down in 10 days just. Or you can take them home with you and rub on them for a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Different part of the Home Depot parking.

[Bobbo Turley]

Lot is where they're call him George.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley brought him home. And he was at the American Broadcasting School.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe I know it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think he was at the.

[DJ Pre K]

The community college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's level up. Come on now. CC something. CC Waterback. And he worked here as an intern a couple years ago. Long story short, he's come on full time now and then he. His. His DJing. That's what I'm impressed about. His DJing, but just his rapping, his everything. I think we need to work. If Vanilla Ice could make it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh dude, really? Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than this could.

[Bobbo Turley]

That sounds familiar.

[J.D. Ryan]

I may have heard this one before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vanilla lifted off under pressure pretty bad.

[DJ Pre K]

40 ounces and killer drove alpha the stress of sweet full of meat Add heat and release smoke need more money Juice of poke my spoke oh we a new post who load I'm coming down navigator pushing buttons like a calculator hit the PepsiCo for some nine later haters don't hate but I still smile Better take a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's even singing about Africa. He's so black he can't. He puts Africa into his breath.

[Bobbo Turley]

I love it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

My way is a twist off of Sinatra. DJ Prek always back. Thanks. Dj. Good morning. We were talking.

[Bobbo Turley]

We were.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking about you.

[DJ Pre K]

What up? What up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much popping. How long ago did you make that song?

[DJ Pre K]

That's popping, man. I. I'm seeing. Three years ago. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a minute. You know. It's been a minute. But you know, classics don't. Don't get old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, that one doesn't get old. Considering Toto did it in 83, there.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is no reason that that couldn't be a big hit today.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Honestly. And if you want to ask Toto about it, I think I've got their number.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man, we gonna have to holl at Toto. That's funny you say that because Weezer just redid that song too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weezer?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. And it's like huge on the Billboard charts right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

How long?

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe Pre K was on to something. This is the remix right here. Weezer's version of Cody.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an argument for doo doo drugs.

[J.D. Ryan]

The difference is they appear to be doing. Weezer. Appears to be doing the original lyrics.

[Bobbo Turley]

Correct. It's just a cover point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Counterpoint with JD Ryan, thank you very much.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man. Weezer took the easy way out.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Weezer.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was all original.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I did it two years before Weezer, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two years before.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is on the charts.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. This is actually really big right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

And you know why they did it? They had a fan that. That literally just kept Adam and kept Adam until they decided to do it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, they kept tweeting and please do the. Bless us with rains down in Africa. Weezer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please let me hear the chorus. Hang on. This has nothing to do with anything. I mean, this song is just a cover song. This is.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't have told you this was Weezer. I can't hear their stamp on it. Really? I think 311 should have done this more than Weezer.

[DJ Pre K]

I can hear Weezer all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, because the lead singer singing it. But it's. But it just. It just doesn't have. I don't. I don't. I'm not getting that.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is so much better now that Weezer did it. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, put me on the air. I'm a flip.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a flip.

[Caller/Listener]

A Flint, retired school teacher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

I had a lot of DJ Pre Ks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? You've seen a D. You've seen DJ Prek before? You know how this story is going to end?

[Caller/Listener]

You know how it's going to end? With the end of the world, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. This is a teacher, Guys, where you from? No, it's Good morning, South Louisiana. So you. How do I raise my DJ Prek? I need some instructions.

[Caller/Listener]

Seeing the instructions because you was a gutter snipe that growed up and become famous by singing his pants and showed his shiny white ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I love about New Orleans? Mostly the bars never close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

No, they don't. No bars don't close ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

How often do I water my DJ Pre K?

[Caller/Listener]

Right? Water? You mean like dilute?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, like just sport, you know, I need to water his afro. I've noticed, like, it's really coming in well. But how often do I need to. Straight out of New Orleans, everyone. We have the teacher. Finally at the Cat's Meow on Bourbon Street. He just got done with a grenade and he's heading down to Patos. Good morning. You're on There. Hello? It's you. Good. What you got? You're on the.

[Bobbo Turley]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air. Take over.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2001 Toyota Sequoia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Limited model of one owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

65,000 miles. Everything works on it. Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean. Clean. Is it driven by a black man, a white man, or a white man that thinks he's a black man?

[Caller/Listener]

It was actually a white woman that wanted to be a black man.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. No, that's one category I never considered. What city are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

We're talking about Prairieville, Louisiana, where the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisianans are up this morning waiting for us. Marie Laveau lives. It's a couple grand, maybe 2500. 2 to 2500 and 1 with 160, depending on how nice it is. Go to givemetheven.com. give me GI. You know what the website is. Load it up and give me the vin.com. we'll buy it. We've got. All our buyers are rolling in right now. And the next 15 minutes they get to work about 8:30 on Saturdays. And they will start working everybody's files on our [e-mail]. good morning. You're on. Clear.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

My name is JP Rivers. I just wanted to say that I'm an RF engineer. I work television and radio engineering. And I'm also from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. And that dude that y' all had on from New Orleans, that might be crazy to say, but that dude made me proud to be from Baton Rouge. That guy's hilarious.

[Bobbo Turley]

Go Baton Rouge. They love us in Baton Rouge.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. Listening on every Saturday morning, man, I'm usually out fishing. I just left the Checklab basin. But I heard y' all talking earlier about the engineers in the West Coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

And my chief engineer is from San Diego. And that dude has two PhDs. He is just a genius. And he runs five TV stations. I'm one of. I'm the assistant chief, so I'm his broadcast engineer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is his name Tree? Because we're starting in san Diego on July 7th.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, his name is not Tree. I'm sorry, It's Mark Watson. But he's a good guy and real smart. And y' all are. Y' all are dead on with the engineers from the West Coast. Those people are ridiculous. They just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We like Tree. He's like DJ Pre K you be. I know how much to water my tree, but I've not figured out this perm to get the right mix of activator. And water on a white guy is not. Don't follow the directions on that Aqua Shine. It works different on white guys. Yes, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Put them on hold quick. DJ. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

My name is Wayne. How are you doing this morning, Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, Wayne. How are you? Welcome to group therapy.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, God. Hey, I just wanted to call, man. I've been listening to your show. I've been down here for about a month. I'm from Bloomington, Indiana, home at Indiana University. Go Hoosiers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Hoosiers.

[Caller/Listener]

Man. I've been down here in Houston for about a month and I was Saturday morning. You guys are hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not me, it's J.D. he's the secret. He's. He holds up cue cards and he tells me what to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radios are calling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very well. My car. Very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Remember, if you want to sell the cars, go to gimmetheven.com we're buying them like crazy. Biggest week we've ever had. Be right back. Nobody knows where it comes, where it goes. Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hans Franz, Huntington Beach, California. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, John. And yeah, that's true. You said it right. Huntington beach, you don't pronounce the T. That's how we know you're foreign. I just wanted to say hi because we are so excited to be listening to you live. I'm a loyal podcaster. I've been listening to your show since you did that bit about the come and go because I've been driving through Texas. I make these trips from Huntington Beach, California to Michigan. This is my fourth one. I'm moving there and I don't have a car to sell. I don't have a car to sell because I had to buy all wheel drive vehicles to live in Michigan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

But we're very happy to be hearing you live. But now I understand. I don't. You moved to California. This is the first week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Today's our first week with two California stations and we're adding one more in Diego, July 7th in. In Vegas. We started two weeks ago. Well, good. Glad to hear you. Jackie Temple, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 08F150XL Triton.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

105. 105 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher. Clean. Average. Rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, clean, very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What size engine?

[Caller/Listener]

4, 6v8, extended.

[John Clay Wolf]

A regular cab.

[Caller/Listener]

They call it a regular cab, but it's got the two little small back doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it gets a four grand rig. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's look. Good morning. Good, good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, it's Peanut Butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Peanut Butter, what you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we're. I'm out here in Gonzales, Louisiana. Just figured I'd give y' all a holler back since Louisiana so popular today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little Peanut Butter. And he's going on his way to pick up Jelly. Thank you, Gonzalez, Louisiana. And if you'd like to call in and tell us where you're from, just call 800-800-RADIO. My name's John Clay Wolf and I let listeners stroke me off on the air with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by givemetheven.com Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. We're working here. Presented by givemethevin.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Looks like someone had their eggs grumpy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Side up this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when I met you at the station, you were standing with a bootleg in your hand. God damn, Charlie. I turned my own mic on. Did you see James CORDEN and Paul McCartney? Yes. That was the best ever.

[DJ Pre K]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever. Did you see it, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that old or new? I just saw it yesterday.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, they've been teasing it along for a couple of weeks. They show you little, little pieces. But the whole thing all together was just outstanding, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this a recent deal or like six months ago?

[Bobbo Turley]

Paul has a new album coming out this month and so they recorded it, I think a couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's new. Answer's new.

[Bobbo Turley]

If you're, if you're a devotee of, of the late late show like I am, you've been seeing little, little pieces. They've been teasing it for a couple of weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what it is, is, is James Corden and Paul McCartney get in the car and do the drive around carpool karaoke deal. But go to Paul's child home in England, Liverpool, and go in. Paul plays the piano in that little home and tells all these stories. They go to the barbershop on Penny Lane and surprise all the women there. They drive down Penny Lane. They go to a pub that they used to hang out at and none of the crowd knows that they're in there. They're on a stage behind a Curtain. Paul is in his band. And then somebody walks up and puts a quarter in the jukebox. And they start playing with the curtains open.

[DJ Pre K]

And then.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what was neat is each impromptu stop the crowd mob, flash mob that would create outside the place. It was awesome. Paul is older than dirt. He looks like he's on death's door, but he is. He's like Jesus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like still. When Jesus was. Before Jesus went down and then went through the resurrection.

[J.D. Ryan]

All that before the bad days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before all the hard stuff happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Before he had that bad weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before he had that bad weekend. Paul's still around. Paul's still around.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he's still got great hair. Did you. Would you pull on his hair if he was here?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd pull on a. I'd pull a lockout and sell it. Some old lady give 10,000. Randall, good morning. You're there.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How y' all doing?

[Caller/Listener]

Y' all sound great, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Quanah, Texas.

[Bobbo Turley]

Quanah, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quanah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, welcome to the revolution.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, man. I just. Man, I'm a long time listener. I work seven days a week. I can't. I can listen to y', all, but I can't never call y'. All. But I just gonna tell y', all, man, y'. All, Y' all crack me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a Texas. Like, how long were you listening Back when we first got started, like 13 years ago. We were on up there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Over in Vernon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Were you listening to Bobbo and I do the nooner back then on 13. It's been a long 13:10am, I think. God Almighty. Been a long time.

[Caller/Listener]

And y' all are. Y' all just. The only problem I have with y' all show is, is y' all quit at noon. And I don't get off work till 3 o' clock on Saturday. So that's a problem I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Peanut Butter. And Gonzalez. He's back, everybody. Peanut Butter. DJ Peanut Butter. DJ Pre K. That's a pretty good handle, Peanut Butter. Yeah, I can. I just hung up. Bye bye.

[DJ Pre K]

Peanut butter.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Speaking of DJ Pre K, do some white, black, Latino or other. We. We probably need to do more of it today. I'm feeling it.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, let's get to it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got.

[Bobbo Turley]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of street knowledge.

[DJ Pre K]

We got an interesting one today, man. We got a woman out in Florida, of course, who. Well, you know, it's hot. It's the summertime. Man. So air condition is really important.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[DJ Pre K]

So hot muggy, she got divorced, and her husband. She put the air conditioner on sale on Facebook, and her husband wasn't having it, so he came to get the air conditioner out the house. Then when he came, she was sitting on the unit to prevent, you know, her husband and her friend from taking it, but they weren't having it. So she tried to fend him off with a stun gun first. Didn't quite work out. Then she.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you notice pre K Couldn't read properly until the guns came into play.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then he's all smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Bobbo Turley]

Smooth. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then.

[DJ Pre K]

Then when the stun gun ain't work, she pulled out the strap, started busting at. At her ex husband and hit him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Strap meaning a gun?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Yeah, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The piece.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to help you.

[DJ Pre K]

She started busting that ex husband, hit him right between the legs, right in a very sensitive area.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told you the story about my neighbor in Johnson County. Came over to our house crying. He and his father get drunk after work, go home. Father and mother start arguing and fighting, right? Son pulls out a.30 06, shoots father, and it goes down the head of his unit, out his scrotum. Okay. With a.30 06.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he came over to us, our neighbors in the country, to tell it, crying. He's sick. I shot him. I shut him. I shot him. Anyway, the good news is, is that stepfather did get it all rebuilt. It is usable. He is a man again.

[J.D. Ryan]

How is that possible?

[John Clay Wolf]

The stepson still lives there, and everybody's happy in La La land. If that's not a good country story, I don't know. I need to tell that to the children on Christmas Eve. Go ahead, dj.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, yeah, man. I mean, I don't know how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[DJ Pre K]

How this guy's package turned out, but her husband's brother was able to, you know, take the gun from the lady, and the police came and took her in. And of course, she got charged, you know, with shooting her husband between the. Thing. Thing. But the real story is, man, she was. She currently got jailed for failing to show up to court and now faces additional charges of contempt of court. You know, that's why we're updating it. But what y' all think, man? A white, black, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got so far off base real quick, gal, guys, ex lover, husband, whoever's coming to take the air conditioning, right? She doesn't want to lose it. She's sitting on it and shoots him when he comes to get It. She shoots him and it hits him in the wiener. That isn't. The wiener part. Has nothing to do with anything. So it's a distraction. I'm just gonna go white because of my experience with my country neighbors.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, that sounds like a sister move.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Uncle Roy. Yeah, Uncle Roy. Where did he get shot? In the leg.

[DJ Pre K]

It was close, though. He said it was close to the nether region.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been shot.

[DJ Pre K]

So I'm going to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to the black.

[DJ Pre K]

Black lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is a breakup, you know? I mean, of all the. Of all the lost love and all the horrible feelings. You get. A fight over an air conditioner, really. She tased him first and then she shot him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tased him then. That's a very important piece of evidence right there.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that it? Clock is right, Turley.

[Bobbo Turley]

It feels Caucasian to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta go with Caucasian as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna hold this. When we come back, we have Cluck Norris. He's going to vote also. We haven't had any. I see Cluck over there raising his talent, wanting to talk to us. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars on the radio.

[Bobbo Turley]

Remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. Top of the market. If we don't beat car. If give me the VIN doesn't beat carmax's written offer, we'll send you a check for $100. I'll sign it personally. I do a few every week. It's just our guarantee to everybody. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred. Go to givemethevin.com if you'd like to sell your car. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up. We now return.

[Caller/Listener]

Have some coffee, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coffee.

[Caller/Listener]

Put that coffee down.

[John Clay Wolf]

To the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Listener]

Coffee's for closers only.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what any of that means, but I can't wait to find out. That doesn't sound like Def Leppard, is it? No. Who's this? What have we done? What have you done, Bob? What have you done? Of course. This is a deaf leopard. This is an imposter.

[Bobbo Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen.

[DJ Pre K]

Or is it old?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they may have processed deaf leopard. Is it uncooked leopard?

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't know. They may have re recorded it for their greatest hits album. And that's where I got it.

[DJ Pre K]

It's like Def Leppard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, have y' all noticed that when you grab a hold of a greatest hit steal, it sucks?

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, man. Especially old country artists, you know, John Connolly and Gene Watson. They've re recorded all their stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Because they were all owned by NBCA Records.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn up. This is them. So this is them. It's just a SE version.

[Bobbo Turley]

It may be the album version.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the old man version.

[DJ Pre K]

I think so too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the unprocessed, unproduced. It's non. Mutt Lang. Mut. Mut's off screwing Shania's ugly friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ugly friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you noticed that switch? So Mutt Lang and his buddy, they're couples.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And speaking of John Anderson and old country, they started swinging behind each other's back. So Mutt Lane's married to Shania Twain and. And his friend and their wife and their best friends. And they switch wives. They do a wife swap kind of a swap. But mutts girls, she's not pretty. Shania's hot. But that just goes to show you, I mean, if you're willing to kick Shania Twain right out of bed for that old hide that you've got. Now, that theory that the old man told me years ago is just true there. No matter how good it is, there is somebody out there that is tired of that.

[Bobbo Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Okay, real quick recap. White, black, Latino or other lady. Dj, you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you tell it to us in 30 seconds or 20?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Without stumbling around, now that you don't have to read, you just do it off the top of your afro.

[DJ Pre K]

For sure, man. Let's get it. Florida lady was trying to sell off her AC unit. She got in a divorce. Her X man got word of it and showed up to repo the unit. But she wasn't having it, so she hit him with a stun gun and then she shot him in his unit. So she got arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

So white, black, Latino or other? I said white, cuz. I told a story about my friend shooting his stepdad in the. In the cod sack with a 30 out six back in 1980. And five Bob, what's yours?

[Bobbo Turley]

I said Caucasian.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with white. Just because of the stun gun. I believe anyone else would have might just gone straight to the gun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cluck Norris, come here. Get on. Come here, cluck. Come here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cluck is a rooster friend of ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got an attitude. So what is your vote for? White, black, Latino, rather?

[Bobbo Turley]

John. When, when, when, when this happened all the time. I've been watching for years. All my life, you know, I know everything there is to know. Up and down, backwards, sideways, upside down. About a hen. This hen is a little white hen. Unless I could be very wrong. Because hens, when they get angry, will come at you with electric weapons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Every time that makes sense.

[Bobbo Turley]

I get so tired of these damn hens with their taser guns.

[John Clay Wolf]

But kitchen appliances, I've had that happen.

[Caller/Listener]

Not, not, not, not, not.

[Bobbo Turley]

White all over. She still has a little red here, little bit of orange there. I'm talking about white in her soul. Where only Jesus can see. Mm.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, cluck. Hang around a little while. I wanna talk to you some more. It's been a while. I haven't seen you forever. Where have you been? You've been hanging out with Uncle Roy?

[Bobbo Turley]

I've been with Roy. Driving cars, making the business, making that money, honey.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, DJ Prek, what's the answer?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, main. Country knows country, man. We got a 35 year old Kimberly Dunn, a Caucasian woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Country knows country. Country knows country. Ain't that the truth? 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. And speaking of, I see audio clip of the week is shot in the crotch.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, Bob. Oh, actually, you want to set this up here.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. This video's gone viral on YouTube. And I know video for radio, but let me set it up. This guy is like a concealed handgun instructor. We think, okay, it's at the end of a class and he's indoors inside his office, talking to an old guy that's in the class. And he's showing him, you know, well, your draw is important and that's why we practice it. Then he proceeds to. To stick the firearm, a pistol, into his pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, right behind the buckle, like you do. So he does that and the old guy asks him, can I have a copy of the current schedule? The class schedule? He says, sure, I'll print you up one. So he walks over to the printer and as soon as he bends over, Boom. To press the button. Yeah. Hilarity ensues.

[Caller/Listener]

That's why you're practicing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's what it sounded like. I blew my cod sack off.

[DJ Pre K]

That's what it sounds like to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shot in the crotch. Can I just hear the fire again? Do you just have the short clip of that?

[DJ Pre K]

No, it takes a couple seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if that's what it sounded like out in the country when he hit him with that. 38. 6.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Oh, I bet he.

[John Clay Wolf]

I blew my cod sack off. Who's seeing that in the background? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, my God.

[Bobbo Turley]

I just shot Marvin in the face.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been. We've been growing a lot of givemethevin.com and we're fixing to grow a lot more with this west coast expansion, having to hire a lot more people. So go to jobsmetheven.com if you were, like, in the Texas. Dallas, Texas area and you're familiar with the west coast and the traffic System and the 405 and hey, hey, man, take the 308 to the 405 and we're going to meet you after the traffic. If by any chance you're a Cali that's replanted in Texas and you're good on the phone and you know how to talk to people and no cars, go to jobs, give me the vin.com because I need to hire some of those people. And I thought of the best thing in the world, Bob, as a HR person.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why hire a stripper? Why? As your HR manager?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that gonna do for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

That girl, she's been through it all. All the bs, all the stories.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing would bother her, that's for sure.

[Bobbo Turley]

You kind of did, didn't you? God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? What?

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? No, that's a mom. She's just an angry white mom. Not a stripper. She's far from a stripper.

[Bobbo Turley]

She's dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's more of a tennis player.

[Bobbo Turley]

Moms can't be dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's more of a tennis player. Strippers don't wear tennis outfits.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't. I don't know. You are wrong about that, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Anyway, [e-mail] and the. The. Before you send it in, let me be real clear. The location is in Fort Worth, Texas. It is not in Oklahoma. It is not in Houston, Austin, Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not California.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's right here. We are a dot com, and we run it all out of one building.

[Bobbo Turley]

So you're going to hire another stripper?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that. No, no. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you just on a roll?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[Bobbo Turley]

What I say.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just thinking, like, I thought that was funny to have a HR lady as a. That used to be a stripper, because there's this woman. There's a Texas Direct Auto in Houston, and their advertising gal, their head advertising gal was a Stripper before, she carried it pretty well. Nobody knows. But. But, you know, great. You know, those strippers, they're. They're real tall and they have that head of hair that is more than it should be. Sure, they have some extra chromosomes, but they have a confidence like they want some extra chromosomes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

They also bring a quite a clientele with them. Or.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if she's in the green room, but our own Hannah knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just kind of.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's got an air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big woman, big old Amazon. You know when you got the great big Amazon, like, oh, my God, is she walks into the room, larger than me. But she's beautiful. Takes over her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her power.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very powerful.

[DJ Pre K]

Boom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tan lines, three triangles. Count them all. Three. One, two, three, triangle, tan lines.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very hot.

[Bobbo Turley]

Straight out of a Van Halen video.

[John Clay Wolf]

Powerful stuff. I mean, it worked for the advertising lady at Texas Direct. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Yes, good morning, California. My name is John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

His name is J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan. And me, Bobbo Babo Turley runs the boards.

[DJ Pre K]

Yo, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are invading your airways this morning. Plan to be here for a long time. We've only been doing this show. It started just forever, 13 years ago. And it took us this long to ride a mule across the desert to get to California Bar MAN R. Rush Limbaugh will be joining us on the show this morning. We're going to get into Melania and her coat, the famous coat. Speaking of big, powerful Amazon stripper women. Yeah, she's very much that look we're talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very, very, very, very, very.

[John Clay Wolf]

She could be the marketing person for Texas Direct.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

But actually, she might be more creative and not just knock off my exact bits and copy my delivering creative.

[J.D. Ryan]

Someone does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's so easy. You could do it in your underwear.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you believe it?

[Bobbo Turley]

You came up with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Honk if you're horny. Show us your headlights. Put a stripper at the wheel of being the marketing manager. And she can't do anything but copy other people's work. So somebody else is really good and marry the boss. But that's a different story. Oh. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We really gotta go. It shows 30 seconds.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have 30 seconds or we gotta go now?

[DJ Pre K]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have 30 seconds, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. for the next 30 seconds, what would you like to tell the listening audience right now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell you what, what do you Know Vinnie Paul died. Vinnie Paul from Pantera died. We'll talk about that when we come back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Pantera?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who's Pantera?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's what? I got Keith Howland interview. Who's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Keith out.

[Bobbo Turley]

He's. He's the guitarist for Chicago Chicago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that?

[Bobbo Turley]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be back and Sean will be educated after this on the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couldn't you got the sax player at least somebody with some shine? It's a wow. 43 degrees on the old Camp North Star weather dial.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that is kind of nippy for.

[John Clay Wolf]

A June 25, isn't it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm Trooper Harrison.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, ah. I'm your head counselor and this is my wake up show. I'll be coming at you every morning about this time, hoping to make your summer camp experience the best available in this price range. I'm your camp counselor.

[Bobbo Turley]

Be sure to ask for seconds because it's all the gruel you can eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Across the lake. Yeah, Camp Mohawk, they wake up in about an hour from now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seen this movie a couple times.

[John Clay Wolf]

I picked up the kids at camp yesterday. The boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, your kids have been at camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yeah. I drove to the Texas Hill country summer camp yesterday. 10 hour round trip. Nothing like quick 10 hour random trip to get your teeth cut in. Yeah. And got got my 11 and 9 year old Nolan. It's so funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

How was their experience?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was fun. They were only there for two weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short term. They have a month also. Like, hey, do y' all want to stay another two weeks? Like, no, we're good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rick, come home, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're good. Really, we're good. So like Nolan, what happened? Because somebody was saying something about his hair.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nolan's the one that comes in here and plays pinky. Yeah, plays Pinky. And he said, yeah, I got bullied at camp.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, how'd you get bullied? They bullied me over my hair gel or my. My hair wax. And they stole his hair wax and threw it in the trash can. I'm like, well, you deserve to get bullied over that. If I would have been there, I'd have bullied you too. Oh, John, what were you doing? Little like, hey, boys, do you all get funneled at camp this week? No. Then you didn't get the full camp experience. Then Maddox reminded me, no, that's. That's church camp, dad. This was summer normal camp.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, thank goodness. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not church camp. Okay, you're right. You're Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

Little kids can be horrible to each other, though. It's true.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they are terrible. So we got bullied and you're okay with it? You didn't teach him to fight or fight back or something? That's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama's boy. He's fine. Oh, he's fine. I gave him. I bullied him all the way home about saying he got bullied. Oh, Jesus. Gotta turn him into a man. J.D. yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Come home.

[Bobbo Turley]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, mom spends the first eight years helicoptering over him, turning him into girls. Somebody's gotta turn him into a man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Right. Sometimes you gotta learn. Sometimes you cannot win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Tell your dad what your problems are so he can make fun of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got bullied over my hair gel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? We got five hours for me to make fun of you? Good. Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he leans into that material so that I'll slap him around.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think he enjoys it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know he enjoys when he comes up here. He is a ham.

[Bobbo Turley]

That kid is a ham.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bone anybody who's got the balls to say, I got bullied over my hair gel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you got a point.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-4. Good morning, Texas. Good morning, Houston. Houston is Texas. Good morning, Louise. Louisiana. Good morning, Oklahoma. Good morning, Nevada. And good morning, Cali4 9A. Our first day on in California.

[DJ Pre K]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be your camp counselor. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolfe. J.D. ryan. The famous J.D. right? Bobbo is right here with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

World famous.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what we do is cut up all Saturday morning.

[Bobbo Turley]

We're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're cartoons. We're Saturday morning cartoons for adults. Yeah, it's not a kid show.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're the. We are Adult Swim on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday Night Live is my filter. If it clear on Saturday Night Live, I'll play it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except it's funnier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes I won't. Yeah. Cuz like, do you remember when what's his name got on Saturday Night Live? The. The.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Comedian, about a year ago, Louis CK Yeah. I wouldn't have done that.

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. But that's kind of our filter.

[Bobbo Turley]

But you're tempted.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't like that bit. I didn't like that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just didn't like that bit. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But what we do is we buy. I. I have a weird hook in me. I'm a radio host, but I also have a company that buys cars. And the name of that company is givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the weird part is you do it on sight unseen. Nobody can imagine you can buy a car sight unseen.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been doing it for years. The show's been on the air for 13 years. We have a large company. We're the largest wholesale distributor in the south United States, and we're working our way out to the west coast. So just go to givemethevin.com, put in your VIN number, your plate number, and we will make you an offer and buy your car. We'll pick it up at your house like Domino's pizza. It's basically CarMax in the cloud meets Domino's Pizza. Right? That's the way I explain it. Actually come to your house and we do. If we don't beat a CarMax written offer, we'll send you a check for $100. It's just that simple, people. And we'll do it. So that's that part of the deal. This part of the deal. I don't understand how it happened or what happened, but it just happened years ago and we just. It's kind of a more BS Less cars deal. Did you ever get that sounder made?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, more bs. We voted with the listening audience quite a bit. Do you want more cars or more bs? And the. The. The BS is what seems to be make people happy. Randy the chipmunk, come over here. Let's. Speaking of bs, here he comes covered in BS from head to toe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hug him. Come here, little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[J.D. Ryan]

You look cute this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was kind of sad Today. It's kind of a down week. Why are you sad? Oh, Coco died. Oh, Coco the gorilla?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. You wr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coco.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did. Coco the gorilla who had mastered little sign language and. Yeah, he talked sign language and loved kittens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he did needlepoint.

[J.D. Ryan]

Needlepoint?

[John Clay Wolf]

He could play Yahtzee.

[J.D. Ryan]

He could play Yahtzee.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that part. Not so good at Battleship.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I was not. I don't know why you knew him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, he did have great big fingers. Yeah. But we used to watch his show all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Hitler's the show?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out there at the zoo, they have.

[Caller/Listener]

Live cams like last seven years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rusty.

[Caller/Listener]

Rusty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, I'm still trying to figure out something real quick on my run list. I've got an interview today with Keith Howland. Do you have any idea who the hell that is? No. Me neither. Okay, go ahead. He sounds like an athlete.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Professional wrestler. No, I'm just taking polls if anyone knows who Keith Howland is, because I've never heard of it. But go ahead with what you're talking about. I made some kind of a sports guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Coco the gorilla died at 46 years of age.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, us animals, we watch those zoo cams.

[J.D. Ryan]

You watch the zoo cam?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, it's better. Breaking Bad, man. Yeah, yeah, we'll binge whole days worth of zoo cam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Coco's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

What did he do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember telling one time they tried bringing his food.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I brought it Coco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coco was partial to bananas.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know why they tried to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring him that grain.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a gorilla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's like health food looking stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coco take you throw it at him. Oh, did he really? Yeah, he couldn't say no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he doesn't talk. But do like the sign language.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be like no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no flailing at him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And if they wouldn't bring him bananas, he'd throw his doo doo at him.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

Coco's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coco would communicate with throwing fecal matter.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's just something primates do.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he die of? Did he get shot? Speaking of getting shot, whoever just walked in and took a picture of us and ran out, right? Did you know that could have been a gun?

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew who it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was it?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was just somebody that works here, okay. Otherwise I would have pulled the gun out and blown his head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I just think we should keep the doors locked.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have plenty of guns.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a gun? Greg in Colorado.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, everybody.

[DJ Pre K]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg and Colorado on there. Hey, John.

[Caller/Listener]

This is Greg and Steamboat Springs. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I still haven't found your guys. Cedar and cactus up here, but I'm looking for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the shack and see Casey, Casey Beverstock and tell him I said hi and he'll show you. You need to post the home of cedar and cactus because their parents built it all from scratch. All from granola bars.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'll try to track them down, but hey, I just want to real quickly share an experience. We sold a 15 range rover autobiography to you guys this week and man, it went down real smooth.

[John Clay Wolf]

And from Colorado.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, the car's actually in Dallas. Our dealer principal who owns our sports store up here lives in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Caller/Listener]

He put me at the task of trying to get rid of this Range Rover and you guys paid about three grand more. Than what the dealers had offered them on this thing. So, went down smooth, it went down easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, why couldn't we have just beat it by 1500 or a thousand? When I hear three grand, I cringe, you know, because if we just beat them by a thousand, they would have still got a thousand more, and I might have had a chance of making some money. But now there's no chance of me making any money. No.

[DJ Pre K]

But hey, look, John, there's a future business. Think of it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Right up the street in Colorado. You don't buy a man, John. You're buried in this truck so deep, you'll never see out of it. You'll drive it to the Christmas party.

[Bobbo Turley]

You buy 10 cars over the course of a lifetime.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can share me for a lifetime or you can butcher me once. I'm like a lamb.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, hey, if it makes any difference to you when you. And here's something for the dealers. When you were over at Metro, I had a used car lot, an independent used car lot in Dallas. And I used to buy a lot of cars for. From you at Metro. And it's everything you say it is. You were the easiest wholesaler to do business with. You didn't jack around. You didn't put me on call all the time. It was just smooth as silk. Everything that you do is 100% professional. And I appreciate it, Greg.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate the call in. Mike and Gonzalez, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, I just wanted to call to tell you you're the greatest show I've ever heard. I picked you all up a couple months ago here out of Baton Rouge. And by the way, I'm no relation to Peanut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Peanut butter. Peanut brittle. If you're. If we're the greatest. If we're the greatest show you've ever heard, you need to get out more often. You. You, Mike, you need to get out more often. There's more out there. Trust me. 800-807-I appreciate it. You know, I'm just jacking around.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, he can get out on November 3rd. We're going to go down there, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. What?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, we're going to go out there for the big Alabama LSU game.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is going to happen?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, it's going to happen. We haven't found a venue yet to do this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

And I don't know if we've cleared it with everybody else as far as broadcast, but it's going to happen.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know it's going to be a big Game, Turley, the football season hasn't even started yet.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, LSU in Alabama. I mean, come on. Yeah, when is that not a big game?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like two centerfolds making out. Yeah, we're gonna actually show up for that one.

[DJ Pre K]

We're gonna broadcast from a bar in pre tailgate. So I mean, this tailgate is Gonna start at 8am Well, 7am what bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we gonna do this from? If you have an idea for a bar in Baton Rouge that we need to do this from, go to comments and give me the vin.com and or the John Clay Wolf. John Claywolf.com is our website for the show.

[DJ Pre K]

Something close to the stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very close. Because I'm not the best walker in the world.

[DJ Pre K]

World.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll get you a golf cart.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 7234. 800, 800 radio Arthur in combine Texas with a 06 Ranger with 250, 000 miles. Wow. Good morning. Where's combine?

[Caller/Listener]

It's just on the other side of Seagoville, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. It's just like four miles from it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you take for this rig?

[Caller/Listener]

I really want to try to get 3,000. I know that's asking a lot, but my granddaughter fixing start college and I, I gotta get some money up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand.

[Caller/Listener]

That's the only reason why I'm selling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they got rid of the back page. 240 on the clock. You know, I've got personal feelings towards this car and I'm not, I'm not a buyer on this car in any and any kid go to college rate.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's got, it's got 800 miles. Yeah, junk will hurt you. Yeah, junk will bite your ass. And this is junk. It's 500 truck, maybe a thousand. Yeah, he wants three. We've got some distance. If I'm gonna stretch on something, it's got to have some side boob. It's got to have some leg. It's got to have something that can get someone emotionally involved to make a bad decision. I'll make a bad decision on the context that I can find someone else to make another bad decision, an even worse decision to make a worse decision off of emotion. But I can't get anyone to get emotional over a 240,000 mile Ranger. Except some alibabas that might put a gun in the back of it. All right. If it's a four wheel drive. If it's a four wheel drive drive. And Trump has slowed that down with, you know, just talking a bunch of hard talk, ISIS and all. He slowed just, just the Alibabas that were buying these Nissan Patrols and these, these Gun Runner trucks. Okay, you think I'm kidding?

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe you. No, I don't think you're kidding at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you think these 180, 000 mile Toyota. I see them on the pre runners with four wheel drive. I mean it's like, you know, by today on the sidebar on your Internet browser, it should have Cabela's rear mounted gun rack system.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see him on the news?

[John Clay Wolf]

We noticed that you're interested in this Toyota Pre Runner. That you're paying too much for that nobody understands why. Have you considered a fully automated 360 degree gun gun turret. Let's go in the back. It works just as well in South America as it does in the Middle East.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got to be so proud. Every time they show the news footage, it's always it. Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always, always. And that comes out of Houston, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The. The D. Not the dea, but the. Whatever that is. Homeland Security. Dude, they know everybody at the car auctions by first name in Houston, Texas. Hey, Ralph. Hey, George. Hey, can I see the file on Hobby Blah? You mean the guy that goes by Mo? Yeah, him.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, Mo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old Mo. I mean there's a lot of car dealers named Mo in Houston, Texas that don't have good doc. They have a better car dealer license documentation than they do have passports. My name's John Clay Wolf. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. I don't know how those two managed.

[Caller/Listener]

To be so perky in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by givemethevin.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Brian, Austin, Texas, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I'm a lifelong Pantera fan. I want to, you know, pour a black tooth for Vinnie Paul. That band was a Texas original. You know, they made their name in three clubs in this state. The Back Room in Austin, Cardi's in Houston, and Joe's Garage in Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

True.

[Caller/Listener]

We're never going to see anything like that again. You know, I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm glad. Glad to hear that the radio is working in Austin, Texas. You guys, we need to play. We need to play some what. What song should Turley play of Pantera on the next intro?

[Caller/Listener]

Let's do Walk Walk. You know, the second album. Yeah, that was one of the big hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that. Rudy in Arlington. Good morning. You're on the Air.

[Caller/Listener]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, John. I just wanted to say that I had a great time meeting you guys at the listener show a couple weekends ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I had a great time. You guys were interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do that again. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Zach and Magnolia 12 Ram 2500 70,000 miles. Regular cab. Is it regular cab?

[Caller/Listener]

It's regular cab. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. I want to hit it. Right. That's kind of a weird one. Is it a long bed or a short?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the long bed. Yeah, I know it's kind of a weird one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 10,000. That's a 12. Let me instead of guessing at it, let me do some research and do it after the show. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Derek in Spring, Texas. Good morning. A 15 Silverado LT Texas edition with 50. Is it the crew cab or the big back door or small back door.

[Caller/Listener]

Short back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a double cab and it's a two wheel drive. Then it probably has a smaller engine. Which engines in it?

[Caller/Listener]

5.3.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good engine. 20 inch wheel or 19.

[Caller/Listener]

Great man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which wheel? 20. What's Texas edition? So it should have a 20 inch wheel.

[Caller/Listener]

20 inch rounds, sister.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid 20s. Mid 20s, mid 20s. 15, 25, 26. Is that right? Is it a leather cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a short back door. 24.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Yeah. Yeah, buddy. Go get some natty. Go get some natty. Tall boys. Nice them down.

[Caller/Listener]

Get it, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then. And then load it into givemetheven.com oh, our HR lady is here.

[Bobbo Turley]

She is, thank goodness. In a bit of a huff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nicole. I am. So I walk in. Wow. I'm a stripper. Huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

Right now on the bar stage, fellas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so earlier, earlier I was cutting up saying it would be funny to have an HR leader that is a stripper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And because she's heard it all and she would, you know, not Buy any of the stories. And then Baba said, well, don't we have one already, Right? Alluding that Nicole is a stripper. Right. So Nicole decided to come up here and ask Baba what that was all about, why he wanted to defend Defame her name and her her whole career on public airwaves.

[Bobbo Turley]

Defame.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they're working a pool down there for me already.

[Bobbo Turley]

Are they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I go have to fire somebody to find out I'm a stripper. That's awesome. So Baba, do you have any, I mean, feel this is a ball busting session is why I brought Nicole in this.

[Bobbo Turley]

We are we. I was just quipping, I was kidding. For the show in the bike and you and I work well together, right? And I was just saying when I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was, when I was on the pole or off the pole. Off.

[Bobbo Turley]

I've never, I've actually never seen you on one. I'm not saying that. I mean, that'd be ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you saying, Bob?

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where have you seen me?

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm just commenting on your outstanding good looks and your bing, bing, bing. Ever. Have you ever been to. Have you ever been to a strip bar?

[DJ Pre K]

I have.

[Bobbo Turley]

They move pretty quickly, you know. You move pretty quickly. I mean, you're department to department. I'll bet you do 40 miles a day up here. You are the incredible bouncing Nicole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any tap dance music, Michael?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're tapping around it. Huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

So you get the joke, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I get the joke.

[Bobbo Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Nicole, you had to. I, I was gone. I had to go pick up the kids at camp in South Texas this week. Done by Fredericksburg. But the Charlie said you had to blast somebody already. I did, I did.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

How'd that go? You know what? He, he took it. He's gone. He took it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that your first one to fire J?

[Caller/Listener]

Fire?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that's my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it fun? Did you enjoy it? Oh, come on.

[Bobbo Turley]

A little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely didn't enjoy it. I enjoy, I enjoy being the stripper more than firing people. Why did you have to fire him?

[Bobbo Turley]

He was a poor tipper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you farm? Well, you know, I guess when you come to work your third day and you take a two hour lunch and you come back toasted and not.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll do it.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it's not just toasted. I, I, I can fill in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz you keep his own heroin.

[DJ Pre K]

No, he was on my team. All right, so he's supposed to be one of my new guys. Comes in completely hung over. I mean, you could smell the booze coming out of his pores.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Did Bobbo lick any of it? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And then to top it off, just leaves for lunch. Doesn't tell him, hey, I'm going to lunch or anything. Gone for two hours. Just gone. I didn't know where he was at. I had to call Nicole to say, hey, where's the new guy at? He's just gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Disappeared.

[DJ Pre K]

She had to call him to get him to come back. Just to come back to work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just so you could fire him?

[DJ Pre K]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, exactly.

[DJ Pre K]

And. And there's also this influence. I could tell it was already going around. He started. He took one of my best guys. Domingo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

They went on a long night. Domingo was a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was.

[DJ Pre K]

He still produced and everything, but I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could tell there was some influence.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Starting to spread.

[Bobbo Turley]

Bad apple.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't. I. I can't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was he?

[DJ Pre K]

20? I don't know, seven, eight, something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think about 29. So there was a reason that he was looking for a job when he found this one.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we do any backgrounding on him?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hr Stripper lady? Well, I don't know. I was too busy on the poll. You know, he's. He's personal friends with two of our other buyers. Oh, who are they? Let's call them out.

[Bobbo Turley]

They need to be fired.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, they've been warned.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've been. They've been warmed by stripper. Hr.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Top of the. Top of the form. Nicole, please don't be offended. I was only joking, I swear. I. I appreciate what you do. You gotta know it's a talent. And you and I do can communicate extremely well together. And I'm glad to have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are you looking for, Nicole? You need to hire about 20 people between now and in the end of October. Yep. So we definitely need more buyers. And I do need some logistics people in the mic. I need some logistics folks and I need some buyers. What do you. What logistics people? What do they need to have and how do they reach you? What experience you need to have? I need someone that's got title experience and so you can come onto our website and just plug in your information. Buyers I need. But I also need people that are going to show up to work, they're going to perform.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to jobs. Go to jobs. Givemethevin.com jobs givemetheven.com Send your resume. It'll go to Nicole and she is hiring buyers and a couple more logistics people. Title Handling. There's people like the lady that worked at a car dealership that knows titles, knows payoffs, knows all that good stuff and a pretty good paying jobs. And they're in Fort Worth, Texas. They are located in Fort Worth, Texas. No, you cannot do it from home. No, it will not work from Houston. You have to live here in Fort Worth, Texas or in Dallas if you want to make the commute perfect. But the office is in Fort Worth. We get so many applicants that are from Louisiana. You got to move up here if you want to work here. We'd love for you to. We are recruiting people out of Louisiana left and right to save you from the third world country that is known as Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Help us help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hang on real quick. Thomas. Katie. A15 diesel Dodge as leather crew cab does have a sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

It doesn't have a sunroof. I do have the lariat factory Dodge OEM black wheels, the good looking ones and it's sitting on 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Laramie?

[Caller/Listener]

It is not a Laramie. It's the tradesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see it but I'm thinking 40 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. On brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800-800-7234 is our calling number. Just take your car, put in givemetheven.com if we do not beat your carmax off, what happens? We will send you a personal check signed by me made out to you for 100 for the opportunity. That is me paying you off for last look on the deal. That is me giving you. I'm buying an option from you. I'll pay a hundred dollars for last look. If I don't give more money than what you have then I owe you 100. You can even.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have enough confidence I'm going to be able to give you enough money. I make that offer. But yeah, I write a few checks every week. That's fine. It's worth it to me. It works out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com if I don't beat your carmax offer, I will send you a check for a hundred dollars. Same thing goes with Texas Drake. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com Coming up. And now we return. The first thing I need you to do every morning is punch me in the stomach because I'm a bad person. To the John Clay Wolf Show. Okay, that's really good. Did you see Baba's face when Nicole came in here and busted his balls?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Baba starts rattling off being the noise maker, and then the gal that runs HR comes and looks him square in the eyeball and said, who are you calling a stripper? Boy.

[Bobbo Turley]

That was good what he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when you're talking about people, you don't let them know where you are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't call the chicken HR a stripper. That's what you don't do.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you know what? But that's a perfect transparency. You guys in politics should watch this company, cuz we got it. Everybody knows everything. Kevin, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Colleen, I drove through your town last night coming back from Fredericksburg. How are you?

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in the military?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Father was. Hey, a 98 center with 120 on it, I'll tell you that. Just be completely honest. I don't. It's just not me, dog. Just throw it on Craigslist for 1500 bucks. I just don't. We call that, you know. You know, 500 to 1500 stuff is junk is what we. We call in the business. It's not junk, but to you or to. Well, it is. Anyway, it's junk and we can't. It costs us too much to handle it. Like, you know, so we give somebody 500 for a car, and then we spend 200 picking it up and 100 detailing it, another 150 to put a windshield in it. And now we got a thousand dollars in it. We sell it at the auction for 800, and it just. It's just not worth it.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, we used to say about cars like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

It ain't me, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's actually a very good. That is a very good drop if you have that handy. We do need to introduce you, baby.

[Caller/Listener]

Now, now, now, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't me you're looking for. However, not to be confused with high mileage trucks and SUVs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they still have, like, a Mexican market in them, okay? People take them across the border all the time. I mean, have you ever ridden in a Mexican taxi cab? What is it? It's an. It's a 03 Chevy Tahoe. Exactly, Brad. And Lafayette has an 06 Tundra, which is the last year of the old body style. It's got 151,000 miles on it. Some people may call that junk, but I don't. Brad, don't let him talk about your. Brad, don't let him talk about your truck like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't let him call it a stripper.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, man, it's. She's clean. Clean. I didn't want to get rid of it. I got a good deal from the lady. And we put a timing belt in it. It's got brand new rhino lining, weather text, floor mats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a five grand sound. Sounds like a five grander to me.

[Caller/Listener]

Five grander.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 Toyota Tundra with 150 crew cab, two wheel drive. If it's got the cheap little metal wheels that, that slows me down. If it's got.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got the good alloys. Yeah. Five grand bucket to me. I'll buy it. Unless it's got a flood title or something screwed up. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com Push the picture. Say John offered me 5,000 on the radio for this. When the hell are you gonna get here and pick this thing up? Get it paid for and we will do it. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio again. Good morning, West Coast. This is our first day out there in California. I really figured we weren't going to do this until the spring in our planning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because, you know, we're planning out these different markets and there's different layers of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've had to hire some more people and I need to hire some buyers that are in Texas that are from California. So when they're dealing with the California customers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're familiar with territory.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you put the word the in front of the highway number. We want to talk to you. The 405, the 605. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Do they have to sound surfer though?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo Turley]

What's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy your car. Just remember this, California people. Go to givemetheven.com and Vegas too. We will. We. We've started buying cars out of Vegas. We've been on the air for two week, two weeks in Vegas and now they're starting to come in. Give us a little slack because we're just getting started out there. There. And speaking of, I need a dispatcher like a guy that, that can, can coordinate all my drivers on the west coast. We have those, we have these hubs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like Rick down in Houston, he's really good. He handles everything. All the drivers work for him. We give him the orders and he, he handles all the customer pickups. And I'm going to need a dispatcher for west coast. So if you're interested, where they're going to need to be out there.

[Caller/Listener]

Where on the west coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Southern Cal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Southern Cal. Okay. That's a big.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big San Diego, Orange County.

[Bobbo Turley]

Riverside, Riverside right in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our hub to gather the cards is in Riverside. So Riverside area would be the best. That's where the office is going to be. So go to. Go to give me or Jobs. GiveMeTheEven.com is where you can contact us on that or just write us a post on our Facebook page.

[DJ Pre K]

Junkly Wolf show Speaking of Vegas, love getting the cars coming in through the site that somebody just won at the casino. We've had two of those come through.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

100 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody's got to pay the taxes on those bitches.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah. No, no. Yeah, it's. It's.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

We. They know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if they won the car? They're too broke to pay the taxes. Will we pay it for them?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we can if we. If we prove the white slip isn't our name. Yeah, the, the registration.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Once the registration is transferred. But at that point. That's a good question. I don't know how to. I think we. I want to be able to do that. I got to figure out the logistics on how to do it and I bet our title gals know exactly how to do it. Rex 20121 ton. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are so high on this dodge diesel 220,000. Will you please go to the website givemetheven.com and load it up with some pictures because this thing could be real pretty or it could be real ugly and I've seen it both ways. Where's Sabinol? Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

We're about an hour west of San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Yeah, that. I mean it's a used truck and I need to look at it. Go to give the vin.com so I can see the pictures inside and out so I can get a feel for what we're talking about. 800-807-2-34 corvettes, Lamborghinis. Remember we're buying for a. A highline sale that we're having next week. So last minute if you have luxury cars. Benzes, Audis, Rovers, Lexus, good Lexuses. We bought two Bentleys. We bought that Maserati. We've bought a lot of heavy stuff, the Rolls. We've got a Mount Mabach, that Maybach, whatever you call it. We just got in a G Wagon. G63S. Heavy Cars is what I call them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Made me Laugh. One of the first cars out of Vegas was a DeLorean, which is like.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they wanted like 50 grand for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz it was back to the future, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, back to your butt. I'm not giving 50 grand for no damn DeLorean. They couldn't sell them new. What? What did we give them? 30 or 25 or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

20 something.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 something? Yeah, I mean, that's the money. We'll put them on the money. We don't have to steal them. We want to make net 300 bucks a car. That's the goal. I mean, we offer all we can, but I mean, don't be stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get a few of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if we were just gonna go through auto trailer and press buy it now on everything, we'd be out of business in like 30 minutes. I mean, hell, ebay's just trying to hang on to their ass in their automotive section. Why don't we just go through and buy them all, put ourselves smooth out of business like every other dot com startup that tried to enter this space and it's blown their brains out within eight months with venture capital money that they burned through 200 million of.

[Bobbo Turley]

So just sake of argument.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just while I'm talking about. He's got.

[DJ Pre K]

He's on something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing this for 25 years. I've been doing this since you're pooping yellow. I'm 45 years old and I started when I was 20.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've had this vision for years. This is not a new idea for me. This is not some pilot project. This ain't some test. This ain't running on venture capital. This ain't running on borrowed money. This is real cash. And fist, not cash. Because we're not going to send our drivers to your house with cash. You can shoot them and steal their money, but this is a very real transaction. If you want to go to Google, give me the VIN and read the Google reviews, read the Facebook reviews, read the better business reviews and then you will see what we're talking about. Because so many people. This guy came in and dropped off a low mileage SL and I ran into him. He heard my voice, said, are you the guy on the radio? Yeah. I prayed all the way, way over here that this is real. I'm like, really?

[Bobbo Turley]

It's new.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were so scared of this you had to call Jesus?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know, he's your backup.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like. I was just. Everybody's expecting us to chop them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't be so easy to cut them.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, give them 20 grand. They show up. That's what everybody else does. We don't chop people unless you lie. If your car has hail damage, hell yeah, we're going to cut it back. Just tell us.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't get a 98 approval approval rating on the Better Business Bureau and their car. In a car business, normally it's the other way around. You get a 2% approval.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Most of the time. You go to the. The mug shot page to see the people that try to do car business because they've all been arrested for being crooked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go to the bbb, look up some of our competitors and see what you find.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. Look at Carmax's room. Look at their reviews online on Better Business Bureau. Oh, my God. God, they're terrible. 800, 817. There's a. There's a place for us. And that's why we're. We're growing quickly. DJ Prek, DJ Prekay, you there?

[DJ Pre K]

What up? What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know who Keith Howland is? I've got a. On this run list, I've got a Keith Howland interview.

[DJ Pre K]

Keith Howland. Any relation to Keith Sweat?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what you get for asking. 3k.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you play just a quick clip? We'll have to get to it. When we get back. Rush Limbaugh. Rush is on next. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio for you [e-mail] JD Ryan, Bobbo Turley, we'll all be back. Uno momento. Port forward member. Good morning, California. Good morning, Nevada, Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, Arkansas. All the rest of you guys, all you hillbillies.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Sam.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com Shout out to Vinny Paul. Rest in peace. For those of y' all who are unfamiliar, this is Walked by Pantera, one.

[DJ Pre K]

Of the greatest metal songs ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you die of? Let me guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they have not said yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, if he was gonna od, would have done that a while back.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drink?

[DJ Pre K]

Probably. I mean, he drank a lot, so it could have something to do with that.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Kentucky, a bourbon storage facility collapses the same day Vinnie Paul dies. I don't know. Coincidence? Coincidence?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've been to his house, man. What about his. His pool is shaped like a crown model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is he rich? Was he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. Pretty, pretty wealthy. The Dallas Stars. When the Dallas Stars won the cup, they literally. I saw two Strippers riding the cup in his pool.

[DJ Pre K]

They. The cup actually got bent.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. It.

[DJ Pre K]

Because it was a party at. It was thrown off the balcony into the pool.

[Bobbo Turley]

Into the pool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of got short of the pool.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I wasn't there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody sound.

[DJ Pre K]

Everybody in Texas pretty much was there because we heard so many stories from friends.

[Bobbo Turley]

Didn't he own the clubhouse in Dallas?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's doing this? Beautiful lyrics. I could sing like that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Billy, good morning. You're on the air. Billy and Corpus, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. How's Corpus Christi this morning?

[Caller/Listener]

Playing some good music this morning. About 25 years ago, I saw Pantera here in concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? What do you drive? What are you driving, sir?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I've got a 17 Ford Raptor SVT for sale.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a. So what do you think about that new engine they put in it versus the old one? They put the. The EcoBoost hot rod twin turbo in it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. At first I was pretty discouraged about it, and then it's actually my wife's truck and we went ahead and grabbed it and. Pretty impressive, actually, once you start running it through all the modes that it has. It's got several off road modes and rally mode, Baja mode, I think runs pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me ask you some. Well, first of all, what color is it? So We've got a 17 raptor with 23,000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good color. Is it. They have this thing called a 802A package. It's leather, nav, heated seats, blah, blah, blah. Is it. Does it have that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's got all the gear. Does it have the big roof, Sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Does it have it, Billy, it's got the big moonroof. Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the big one, the Pano dual moon.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's the 60 grander. But you said yours is lifted with 37 inch tires.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we. We did some performance leaf springs on it and just picked it up. It's only really about a 2 1/2 inch lift on the front of that thing, but it. It'll clear the 37s and looks pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 60 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

It'd have to be probably about 65.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't give 65, but I might give 62. 62 and a half. I need to see pictures though, because that lift is what. What I. What. I'm banking on the money on the normal one is 60. But can you load up some photos into givemetheven.com and you don't even have to have your VIN number. If you just put, push the license plate number and put in your license plate in Texas, it'll decode the VIN and load it up right there. And it's going to ask you that 8028 package. So click that and click dual moonroof. And then push it and say John said 60 on the air. I said 65. He wants to see pictures. Here they are. And we will get back to you after the show.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, when, yeah, when these things came out, they were hot. Everyone was getting ten grand over book for them. And we got a pretty good deal on it, but it's, it's got some extra, extra stuff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. If you want to sell it. If you're, if you're a seller, I'm a buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or you can go to the John Clee Wolf Facebook page, John Clee Wolf show, where there's a new video up called Influencing Friends and Making the Market. Have you heard this one?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seen it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I remember that call. Do, do you have the clip? We had that guy from the auction call in last week. Yeah, that, yeah. It's just so long. I don't want to play it on.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you can go see our Facebook page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's get through something real quick. This Keith Howland interview.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keith how?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know who Keith Howland is. I know. I asked Bobbo to get us some celebrity interviews like we used to. We've been so busy, we don't do it anymore. But we just started doing it, and he comes up with Keith Howland. Who the hell is Keith Howland?

[Bobbo Turley]

You really don't know?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. Think of a heritage classic American rock and roll band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's been touring forever. Now. A lot of these bands don't have all the original members, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's like 50 of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right. And this guy's been in the band since 1994.

[John Clay Wolf]

This band name 95. All these heritage acts are like late 60s, early 70s, right. So this guy was like a replacement.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, yeah. He's only got 23 years in, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but he missed 23 years. But he missed all the hits.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's half your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

We want to talk to the guys that made the hits. And what happened with the hits was.

[J.D. Ryan]

The guy from the merchandise tent not available.

[DJ Pre K]

So he's he's in the band Chicago.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just kidding. I'm kidding. Have you called our HR leaders? Maybe a stripper.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm allowed.

[Bobbo Turley]

There's nothing wrong with being a professional dancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't play all this, but I want to hear parts of it real quick. And I want to bet. I want to bang on it, actually. This could be funny. Let's hear what Keith Howland and Bobbo had to say. No, maybe not time.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way, they are awesome in concert. You and I have both seen them.

[Bobbo Turley]

John, since what, 1995? 96.

[Caller/Listener]

January of 95. Yep. This is my 24th year of touring.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the band as a cover artist.

[Bobbo Turley]

You play with these guys. I mean, they're legends in the world of rock and roll. You've doing it for a while.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you know, I've been around and I've seen some changes in the group, but you know, the constant is that horn section and. And Robert Lamb and it's still kind of a pinch me thing to go out and play these classic songs every night because it's, you know, I grew up on the music, so it's sort of come full circle for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Did you ask him what his relationship with Peter Ster is?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, I did not. Still. Still kind of a touchy subject in the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ask if he and Terry Cath have been out partying lately?

[Bobbo Turley]

We did talk about Terry. Cathy Cat, ask you, as a guitar guy, one would assume your favorite songs to play are 25 or 6 to 4. Have you got any surprises there for us? What do you most like to play with the group when you're on stage?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, you kind of hit the nail on the head with 25, of course, because that has the longest guitar solo. But I really enjoy playing dialogue. That one's a kind of a gas to play on the guitar. And the. And the solo on the Outros is kind of fun. I like question 67 and 68. You know, I. To be honest with you, I like all of it. It's a pretty meaty guitar gig.

[Bobbo Turley]

You know, when people talk about feel good music. Chicago fits that bill perfectly. And you guys, when you tour, you. You play all the good stuff. Question 6768 really is my. My personal favorite. People are going to hear Saturday in the Park. They're going to hear a lot of things from the old catalog from when the band was. Was still called Chicago Transit Authority.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, that's true. We play all of the. The classic things off of cta like Beginnings and I'm a Man. And does anybody really know what time it is?

[John Clay Wolf]

And does anybody really know my name?

[Caller/Listener]

But this year we're doing kind of a special thing. I don't know if you heard about it, but we're playing all of Chicago 2 in its entirety as our first set. So you're going to hear, if you're a die hard Chicago fan, you're going to hear stuff the band hasn't played since probably 1972. You know, it's been a really interesting thing to delve back into that material and learn it and sort of see where their heads were at when they were writing that material because it's the arrangements are really unorthodox and interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's been a real gas to try to learn how to play these tunes since they hired me to be their guitar.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wasn't really alive when it was a hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you, if you want to hear Bobboy in what's his Name, Keith Howland in its entirety will be posted on the John Clee Wolf Show Facebook page in a little bit. And I will say this, Bob, I know I'm a smart ass. I have a little more respect for this than you think. And I took my son to see Chicago about two years ago at Bass Hall.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's a great first time.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has their poster on his wall.

[Bobbo Turley]

Does he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He knows every word they. He felt. I'm gonna take them. I'm gonna take all three of my kids to the Chicago concert with to come through Dallas pretty soon.

[Bobbo Turley]

Do you next. Next Friday night? Oh, next Sunday night with REO Speedwagon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I heart Media Guy. I need tickets to Chicago. Four of them. You need six of them.

[Bobbo Turley]

They're playing the Starplex. Oh, excuse me. Doi's Pavilion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. The outdoor deal in Dallas. Over there in the ghetto. 800. 800. Don't wear a flack jacket and bring your own beer. 800. 800-7234. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Today's show brought to you by just that radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, today's show is brought to you by my man, Rush Limbaugh. Where are you, Rush? Get over here.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, dial him up on the ISDN line in Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

From Florida, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo Turley]

Holy marsh, that's amazing. You remember my locale.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[Bobbo Turley]

You should come out here and have some of this tequila.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was thinking about visiting you about. Don't drink, but I can hang out with you.

[Bobbo Turley]

My friend James Buffett gave me cases and cases of this Margaritaville tequila.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he does he has his own.

[Bobbo Turley]

As a fiscal consultant conservative. I hate waste. And look what I'm gonna drink it. I know this hailstorm of kinder legal process faux pas at the United States border with Mexico. It's making some of the drive by media begin to lose their bearing. I think you think it's a sad, sad deal what happened. Of course it is. I mean, we're talking about potentially, right. Fifteen years or so from right now. Today, Major League Baseball is going to suffer a major lack of recruits if they continue to alienate these youngsters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I follow you now.

[Bobbo Turley]

Have you heard?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two turns ahead and Melania.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to.

[Bobbo Turley]

So Melania shows up at the border with a jacket that says I don't care on the back. And the press instantly loses their collective leftist mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

They love to do it.

[Bobbo Turley]

And if you look before we assume.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

That she's casting some sort of elitist double entendre. I happen to know for a fact.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

That in the First Lady's native country of Slovenia, for some reason.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

The biggest star in the world is Phil Collins. No, I didn't know. Ride with me now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'm with you.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think. I think she's just channeling old Phil Collins lyrics.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't care anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't care anymore.

[Bobbo Turley]

No more, no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember that.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's really that simple. Al Rushboat could be wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're wrong.

[Bobbo Turley]

But be on the lookout because I predict there will be another jacket next month.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

That says I can feel it coming in the air tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

You watch. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

And after that, right? I don't know, maybe something like this is the land of confusion. I know that's Genesis, but it's the same thing. And that'll get them talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, followed by oh, no, there's more fashion.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's fashion, kids. Nothing more and nothing less. So I'm. I'm just look.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo Turley]

Get over it. And I am not surprised. Taken many of the public to warm up to this fine, fine first lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

She is that.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can't hurry love. Am I right?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right.

[Bobbo Turley]

You gotta hear first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but, but Rush, you left out Phil Collins most famous lyric. That would be and song title. That would be in this vein. It is no fun being an illegal alien.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm with you there. And you'll probably hear that later on the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll be a T shirt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Real quick, El Rushbow. Do you have Any tips? You're a national broadcaster. Do you have any tips for me as a broadcaster on how to win over the west coast crowd? Because I'm very. There was a lot of conversation about this transition from, you know, Dallas, Texas, going out to hardcore liberal Southern California. That they wouldn't accept us, they wouldn't. They wouldn't treat us right. That they would throw rotten tomatoes at me and I would offend them left and right, right and left and. And I'm worried about it all.

[Bobbo Turley]

You need to go over with the west coast crowd. And it took me a while. You need great hair.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got that.

[Bobbo Turley]

Expensive shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got that.

[Bobbo Turley]

And a pint of raw ethereum.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't have that.

[Bobbo Turley]

That's how you get them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the ether?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, you know about the ether.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put them to sleep.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'll have to show it off the air sometimes. It's just. They love it out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's how you get it started. Yeah, I thought they more huff paint than huff ether.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I'm not talking about after nine on a Saturday night, ether for breakfast in California. It's a crazy. It's a crazy place. But I'll tell you, look, whatever you have to do to get out there, get out there, because that's where the real people are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rick in Hico, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Home of the Coffee Cup Cafe. How long have you been in Hico?

[Caller/Listener]

You want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, how long have you been a Haiko man?

[Caller/Listener]

All my life. 26 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

They changed the name to the Coffee Cup Cafe to the Coffee cup Cafe about 10, 15 years ago, wasn't it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it used to say they. They started the coffee with a K and the cup with a K and the cafe with the K. So they got there, they got literate, started spelling it correctly.

[Bobbo Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's good. That needed to happen. I drove through Hico last night. I took, you know, I took a. I took a road trip to pick up the boys near Kerrville and took the Central Texas small highway drive from Dallas to Kerrville. God, it's pretty.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You forget that we have, you know, it's just really. It was a great road trip. Rick. You've got a 99 vet with 114 leather roof. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean. Got new tires on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven to 8,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Pretty close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy them all day long. Last week, how many vets did I have? Turley? 20, 15.

[DJ Pre K]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, I know the Market on vets. And we had one, we had a convertible that we sold last week for 8,800. That was a 98 with 114. And it was a sweetheart and we actually lost a little money on it. Eight's gonna be the money on this car. Eight is going to be the money. And if it's got issues, it's not going to bring eight. If it, if it needs, if any lights are on, if it's got a whiskey den, if it's got hico. If it's got hico rock chips all over it from running up and down the oil field roads. No, we got to back it up. But go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll damn sure buy it. 800. 800. 7234 Daniel in Fort Worth. A power stroke excursion. Go to. Give me the vin.com. i always buy these. I always get these bought. Yours has excessive high miles on it, but if It's a good one one, I'll still buy it. A four wheel drive 2007 three excursion with 300. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. And if you happen to have a low mile excursion, I mean anything back of 100. I bought one the other day with 15,000 miles on it and I gave $30,000 for it. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll buy. We'll step up on the exceptional cars. There's no question. Be right back. Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay wolf show. We'll be right back after this.

[Caller/Listener]

Does anybody have any drugs?

[John Clay Wolf]

From the wolf radio studios.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys know this.

[Bobbo Turley]

They actually used to put cocaine in coca cola.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay wolf show. Do you know you still can now. John Clay wolf. That's terrible. That was not approved.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not approved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. Hey. Hey. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

2014 Corvette convertible. Black on black on black.

[DJ Pre K]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vet convertible. How many miles? 36 one just out of factory. It's a. It's a convertible. 6.2 liter, 2 LT or 3 LT?

[Caller/Listener]

3 LT. 3 LT.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have factory nav.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have competition seats? Most of them do not. Does it have the chrome wheels or the alloy wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

No, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're.

[Caller/Listener]

They're powder coated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Oh, yeah. Black. Black. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Really, really nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said it's a 3lt, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure?

[Caller/Listener]

Pretty positive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has everything because the vin. Well, I don't have a vin number. What am I thinking about? Okay, it's mid for the record, I'm 36 grand. So. Loaded into givemetheven.com and let's look at the options. My VIN decoder will bust it in against the factory window, sticker the build, and it'll answer some of these questions I'm asking so it can be a little more precise. That's why I named the company Give me the vin. Because that VIN number is. It doesn't have your Social Security number in it. Imagine that. And speaking of. Hey, this is funny. People send us pictures, right? And they cover their license plates.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw one of the buyers showed me some guy put his big thumb right up.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll run up and down the highway and drive through the ghetto getting prostitute. Their license plates shown to everybody. But when they send it to us, after they give us their VIN number and they want us to buy their car, they cover their license plate. Like we're gonna do something with it. The hell am I gonna do with your license plate besides beat you over the head with it? It's a crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I better block this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it on. And it's always the guy, the, the, The. The. The 62 year old Trump supporter, the angry white male. There's like, I'm not giving you my VIN number. I know what you're gonna do with that. I'm like, time out. What the hell am I gonna do with that?

[Bobbo Turley]

You know what you're gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to know what I'm gonna do with that. Because all I'm gonna do is bust it against a decoding agent. And look at the Carfax, the auto check, and the way it was built in the market data. That's what I'm gonna do with it. And I'm gonna make you an offer and I'm gonna pay you for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you're gonna give it to the Russians.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll give it to the Russians. So, Joe, if you're not a Russian spy, right. Please go to give me the VIN dot com. We'll try. Buy your vet 800. He's a Texas spy. Domingo in Dallas. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Is this the wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the wolf.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God. Hey, listen, let me ask you. Have you seen the COVID of Time magazine coming out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Negative.

[Caller/Listener]

You haven't?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. What's happening?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God. Look it up and just let me paint a picture in your head. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I know you've grown up seeing Monty Python stuff, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sir. The peasants are revolting.

[Caller/Listener]

Donald Trump's leg kicking out, like in the, in the Monty Python way kicking that little kid right out of his face, you know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's on the COVID of Time.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up.

[Caller/Listener]

And you know what? You know what you're going to do? You're going to laugh, I guarantee it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder, you know, why are we here so much about the Texas border but not the California border or the Arizona border or the Nevada border, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to know where the Mexican president is.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wait, wait, wait. He's talking about a fake Time. The Time cover shows Donald Trump looking down at a little Latina child. Somebody faked up a version where his leg is sticking out and the child is flying away backwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's not real. It's funny.

[DJ Pre K]

It's not real sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time magazine, I saw it. I want to rant about this a little bit, but I'm gonna do it now. We're number four. So, you guys, we're going to lose at the 11:00 clock hour. Go to the podcast. You can stream us@john claywolf.com. yeah, dot com. And what's the button say on the, on the show page?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just says stream. Right at the very top it says stream the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can stream. And remember the podcast, we put that up about 1 o'. Clock. It's at. It's on itunes and our Facebook page. Junkly Wolf Show. You can get there. Junklywolf.com you can get there.

[DJ Pre K]

Sometimes you can hear a little special extra addition at the end of the podcast if you stay all the way to the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all program directors that are listening to us for future shows. Remember when we're doing the podcast and we drop curse words, that's because we're not on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't confuse yourself. Don't let it happen. Because not only do we turn off the satellite feed to Westwood, when we literally unplug it from the wall to make sure that we are not feeding and accidentally something could happen.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, and Bobbo made a sounder to let you know. Hey, adult content, Adult content.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. J.D. ryan, Bobbo Turley, and my name is John Johnny Wolf. And good morning, California, Texas, Arkansas, Oklahoma. Where else are we now? Somewhere else. Vegas, Nevada. All right, cool. Rivera back. Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Border Patrol people have reached out to us. They are very uncomfortable with using the Word cages up right now. 1800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knew conservatives were so sensitive about the C word? I should make a note of that. This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just got an email from a listener through our website.

[DJ Pre K]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

People really do hear what they want to hear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fan mail from some flounder.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is out of Houston. Sad to see you been listening for years.

[Caller/Listener]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sad to see you guys faking being liberty lovers when you now constantly shill and kiss butt of big government. When did you start hating America and start supporting fascists like Trump and Obama? I can't support your show anymore. When you embrace anti American ideals, you are anti American trash.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the hell that came from? Bob, Bob, you might be the smoothest answer on on this because I'm confused as hell.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is a true story, okay? And I'm not. Well, yeah, I'll tell you how to. I have a cousin in Houston, okay? And it's a known fact and I don't know why, but in Houston they hate Phil Collins. I don't know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what it was.

[Bobbo Turley]

I was something Genesis did or that Alamo thing. That's what it was.

[DJ Pre K]

Rush Limbo talking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no doubt.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hate Phil Collins.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm confused on this one because I. I disagree with what he is saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ridiculously does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is on the same show. You guys hate liberty. What? Your dad's a tea bag Tea partier, isn't he?

[Bobbo Turley]

He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was. Is he still into it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, but he's not a nut. He's just being misled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's signed Ted Cruz.

[Bobbo Turley]

That sounds about like Jason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 King Ranch with 35,000 miles. Four wheel drive, leather nav roof. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black on gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got a six year old Ford truck, black on gold. King Ranch with great miles. Why the low miles?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm the second owner and the first owner was older man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

About a year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm a 20. Average MMR on this thing is 22. 3 with the mile adjustment and with the average miles on it would be like 90 and that's 17. But I will pay 25,000 for the truck with 35,000 miles on it. All right, and if that works for you, go to givemetheven.com, load it up, we will come pick it up. What city are you in?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston will come. We have a checkbook down there and drivers ready to go. We can have it immediately. Do you? If you have a title, we'll pay on the title. If you have a payoff, get us the payoff information. We'll pay off your payoff and pay your equity. If it's over 5,000 equity, we'll hold some back until we get our title in to make sure that you help us get our title. People get confused with that. And just to clarify what we do there, we'll pay up to $5,000 equity up front, but if it's like 10 GS, then we're going to hold the other five until we get our title from your lender. Because your lender is your lender. Your bank, not mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we call on your behalf, a lot of times they won't talk to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if we still owe you a little money, then you'll call them and bug the hell out of them to get us our title so we can give you the rest of your money. Does that make sense? Yeah, I. I just need to keep the people hooked to the deal so I can get my damn title out of whoever it is you borrowed the money from. Because there's nothing worse than us calling in. They're like, oh, well, privacy act. We can't talk like, hang on. I already gave this guy 10. 10,000 and I sent you 20. Can somebody get me a freaking title? We'll look into it. Yeah. So anyway, yeah, we'd love to buy it and look at our reviews online. It tells the whole story. We do exactly what we say. We'll do 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio, DJ Pre K. White, black, Latino or other. Quick hit me. You said you've got another one?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir. We got another Florida cat who he. He got, you know, acquitted of one crime. But when the police looked at his footage, they found him for another man. You want to go ahead and do it or you want. Okay, let's get it, man. Yeah, this is a white, black, Latino or other. Where I read a crime story. Y' all guess the ethnicity. So, surprise, we got another Florida cat. A man got into a little crash, and when the 5o rolled up to see what was going on, he said, it ain't my fault, man. Check my dash cam. I got footage of it all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So after consenting to let the popo search his footage, they realized he was telling the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was his fault.

[DJ Pre K]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was not his fault.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it ain't his fault, man. So they let him off the hook for that one but they looked a little deeper and found footage of them earlier in the day pulling up to a Sally's beauty supply store, taking a bat out the trunk and doing the old stuff, smash and grab. So they took his dumb ass to jail. So what y' all think, man? White, black, Latino or other smashing at a beauty supply store?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go white. No, I'm gonna go Latino. I don't know why. I have no good basis for that. I'm confused. I'm guessing I'm reaching anybody else.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm going Asian.

[John Clay Wolf]

Asian? Yeah. It's not a donut store. It's a pure beauty supply store.

[DJ Pre K]

A beauty supply store. Asians have some beauty supplies companies, you know, nail salons, stuff like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it give the name of the beauty supply store?

[Bobbo Turley]

Sally's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sally's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm gonna go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna go white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then why you don't think a black eyed break into a Sally?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. They don't have the Jerry curl in there.

[Bobbo Turley]

Which beauty supplies are the most expensive beauty supplies?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had. I had that. We had. I had to dump that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Completely legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's legal. Legal. Legal in getting one that gets in trouble for comments close to being a problem. I'm with you, man. I'm white with a Jerry curl. I'm on your side.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just said it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you use Jerry curl? D.J. forget.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man. I'll hook it up with the S curl sometimes, you know, it gives it that nice sheen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you're right, J.D. i'm sorry. I'm being too sis. This guy writing me this nasty letter got me all shook.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay, what do you shoot? That ain't nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what do you think?

[Bobbo Turley]

Bo, that's a black crime.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a black crab. Okay, D.J. what's the truth?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, John, you said Latino. Yeah, you want it, man. Xavier Moran, 25 year old in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have nothing but weird sixth sense gut on this. I have no reason to explain my. My choice either. I. I'm confused myself. Grant in Houston and 11 4Runner with 86, 000 miles, leather roof, SR5, two wheel drive. That rig is worth. That rig is worth. That rig is worth 14 to 15,000 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

14 or 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

No payoff. Good title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you. Yeah, me? It's got. It's got. It's got 86,000 miles on it. What's it take to buy. That's good. What's it take to. Are you a car dealer?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then do this. Go to givemetheven.com. say John hit me 15 off his gut in the info box on air. I'll sell it for 18 grand. He said show it to him. Let me see some pictures. The third row does help. The SR5 with leather and roof. It's not a limited, but it's kind of equipped. Like when I need to see the wheel on it. And then I'll make my decision. If it's got the right look, I'll take the. I'll take the risk and I'll jump out there and try it. Let's go. Ah, suggestion for Baton Rouge listener party. Yes. Go.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, buddy, you gotta go walk on. Stadium view. Easy walk to all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a good, good, good. That's the best idea I've heard because they have multiple locations throughout that area and we could probably charge them.

[Caller/Listener]

They've got make some money land to hire the band you might want to bring in. Or the other one is going to be on the north side, the Chinese. So you got to go. One of those two walking distance walk ons is. You're in the mix.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in the mix. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. Thank you, sir. See, this is why I asked my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listeners, when is the listener party Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

This one, it's a ways out. November 3rd. Yeah, but this is huge.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Alabama, LSU. You got to start planning a ways out.

[J.D. Ryan]

This will be the biggest one yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt, no doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt.

[J.D. Ryan]

This one we need to have started now for bond money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to start. I need to start like, getting in shape for the alcohol consumption. I need to start like working out for it, getting ready poison myself. It's like dopey. It's like if you're an athlete, you go to the mountains to dope your. To dope your blood. I need to go to the mountains and drink in the mountains for a week before the listener party so that I can get ready for it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

On vacation? Nope. I'm training.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just training. Sure sound drunk. Yeah, it is. It's tough that way. Holy. Well, how much time have I got left?

[DJ Pre K]

Three minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got, Jay?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a. Well, you know, I don't know if we have time for this one because you got us side about the televangelist ordering the big jet. You want to hang on to that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear what the latest Update is. Do you have. Did you order it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesse Duplantis, televangelist with viewers across the globe, has told God, God told him, I should say he needs to buy a new jet. He's going to get a Falcon X, by the way, a three engine private jet carrying 12 to 16 passengers up to 700 miles an hour at the cost of about $54 million. God told him he needs. Because he doesn't need to be in commercial airplanes with the heathens.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know a guy and I'm not going to use names that worked for a guy that's like him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he flew his Gulf stream to Africa.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew exactly who you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. They came back with like a million five in bags and backpacks of African currency that I say they steal from people, but that is. They're selling toll roads, toll passes to heaven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they do the tents.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it cost $400,000 to run that jet to Africa and back and do the whole trip.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the net take back is about a million bucks. So it's a good investment on the preacher side. I'm so damn sick of these preachers. Someone's got. If Trump's ever done anything that's wild and crazy and he does plenty, he's got to put something on these preachers. And he's a big Christian. Have you seen this preacher scam? It's just sad, dude. I mean, people, you know, they prey on all types of different part of the population. They're like, do good stuff. They're like pedophiles to the elderly. Okay? They are.

[Bobbo Turley]

How's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they, they violate the hell out of the elderly and they steal all their money.

[J.D. Ryan]

They promise them they're still waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get on the elderly and they get in their head and they steal from them and it's wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you're right. They do some. Some do some good things, but some of them absolutely reach into the pocket of the old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're about to go to heaven. You sure you don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim, good morning. You're on the air to the big guy. Tim, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

What's happening, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Where are you at?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Wilbur, California.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, so this is our first day out there. What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

Not bad. Not bad. Yeah, I'm listening to you right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. We got an air check out there. You know, we're on a delay out there. So I guess you were surprised to hear us. This morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah. Checking you out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we offended you yet? Have we offended you or anyone in your immediate friend group yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Say again? Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we offended you or anyone in your immediate group of friends yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, but keep trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you say?

[DJ Pre K]

Keep trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep trying. All right, dan in Arkansas, 14 SS hot rod Chevy, 28,000 miles. It's gonna be like upper 20s. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And that goes for everybody else. We got to check out right now. We're going into our number four. Go to john claywolf.com if you're listening on the stations that's gonna lose our number four. Just grab the podcast and you can stream us. See you next Saturday for those we're losing. Everybody else hanging. I'll be buying everybody drinks over. First lady Melania Trump was wearing a jacket today with the words I really don't care. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com A lot of people are giving her a hard time about it, but I think it's nice that she had a jacket made to display her wedding vows. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. We're part of a sham marriage for shiz now. John Clay Wolf. I got another one from a Houston listener. You really have become a sad political shill. You hated Obama, but as soon as white Obama was elected, you've been looking for reasons to support this trash all over lol that you're pretending Trump is Christian. Now, I'm with her on the fact, Sheila in Houston, that Trump is just selling the Christian point of view to win him over. He's pregnant and he is a slick willy real estate tycoon from New York City, y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm also with her to say that I've been rolling center of Trump all the way and I'm letting my enthusiasm leak out a little bit. Bit. But the only reason is the businessman point of view and the fact the guy's getting so much done. And that's what I'm enjoying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I'll wear this one a little bit. What she's saying. I'm not, I'm. I'm not a political shield. Shield. Not at all. That's not my agenda. It is not my agenda. Some of that might have leaked out, and I'm. I am excited that I feel like the country's getting on the right track to an extent. I know it hurts to rip the band aid off, and I love the the fact that he goes up to Canada and kicks him in the knee. Right. Just to throw smoke to wake China up. That's all that was. The business moves this guy's doing is what I enjoy watching.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was all about China. Who gives a rat's ass about Canada? As far as the, the, the amount of importing we do from Canada, it's nothing compared to China. Nothing. The Rubik's Cube, the YO Ball, everything comes from China.

[Bobbo Turley]

Right? You're okay with that now, but you don't, you don't really eat a healthy breakfast every day because this is going to blow the maple syrup market.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plum.

[Bobbo Turley]

Plum out of the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. It's gonna screw the damn car deal up with the steel tariffs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hey, you think you got what you need?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you got no back baking coming in now.

[Bobbo Turley]

What about, what about the maple syrup?

[J.D. Ryan]

You could forget it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he can keep us out of war. If he can keep us from going to war.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't mean he's going to protect us from going to war. I mean, if he doesn't get us in a war, he doesn't get us in a war. The, the gains that will be made during this administration from a business and a fiscal policy point of view will reset. It'll take 30 years to screw it back up to where it was, and it will get screwed up where it was, but it'll get it reset some. What's so funny?

[Bobbo Turley]

Who's, well, all of his cabinet positions, man. Who's, who's the head of the epa?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know anymore. They don't last. He fires everybody. He's like a, he's like a stripper.

[Bobbo Turley]

HR Girl, you don't hire a lifelong oil man to run the Environmental Protection Agency.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then he fired him.

[Bobbo Turley]

You don't hire Rick Perry to be the energy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. You could have stopped with. You don't hire Rick Perry.

[Bobbo Turley]

I could have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I, I, I don't want to go all in politics. I don't care. That's right.

[DJ Pre K]

John's not a shill for Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

Or, or when, when you see everything's in such great shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

But no, I did not like Obama. Alexander in Dallas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

06 town car designer with 26, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a fancy silver color with a little sparkly paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an original factory silver car with a sparkly paint job or was it like, did the ghetto guys sparkle it up?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's original. From the factory paint job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you sound too young to have a 06 town car with 26. So who, who died?

[Caller/Listener]

It's my late mother. She bought it after her last one got totaled out. Now I own this one. And she passed away recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry about that, but that, that makes. That answers my question because the low miles are good. I'm looking at some comps. Lakeland, Florida. 32,000 miles in silver brought 6,300. There's another 20,000 mile one that brought 7,800. How much is this one?

[Caller/Listener]

I'll say. I would be looking at about 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you just want full blown retail and in the name of your deceased mother. And I don't blame you. You know, beat the car dealers and get her her money in her spirit. If I gave you 8, 8500 and we told mom that we got her 10, would that work?

[Caller/Listener]

I think I could start dealing at 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. let's load it up. Let's look at it. Let me see the pictures. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have it and do you have the documents where you. You can sell her car legally?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I've got the title transferred to myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Send a picture of the title. Send a picture car. We'll make a deal. I'll get this car bought. I'll. I'll send Uncle Roy and the boys over to your house with a check Monday to pick it up. Mark. Oklahoma. Mark, Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I just want to thank you guys, man. Congratulations on your first weekend out out there in. In SoCal. Yeah, no, you guys, you guys are like an oasis of sanity, man. You're the best thing in entertainment going across any media. So thanks.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Did you time stamp that, Turley? I need to send that to a lot of program directors inside cbs. I heart Cumulus, Mississippi.

[Caller/Listener]

You wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark, you wouldn't believe the struggle I have with these guys.

[Caller/Listener]

The media, they don't get it. I was on New York City years ago. My brother was always pushing Stern on me when he was up. And he's out in LA now and I'm pushing him on you. So I'm glad you guys are out there because or you on him. I understand he needs to hear this, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

How can they not get it, though? I don't understand how. I need some help with these program directors. They're just scared of us.

[Caller/Listener]

I used to work on Madison Avenue and Did all that so maybe I could help you out. I'm promoting you. But no, you're the best thing going, man. I look forward to Saturday morning to hear you guys. You guys, it's so smart. It's the best stuff out there. I don't know anybody who's got anything that's even coming close. So thank you, Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. I appreciate it. Connie, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey guys. Guess why we have Connie on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is our Connie.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's our, you know, if anybody ever wants to say, I mean, she's the HMFIC, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's worked with me since what, 99, is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, about 98. 98, 99.

[J.D. Ryan]

20 years putting up with John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we only had to send it to rehab three times.

[J.D. Ryan]

So whatever you're driving this, it was.

[Caller/Listener]

Almost going to be four, but we beat it. So we're all good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whenever you're driving this week, keep your it as a gift.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what she's calling in is we did the in Connie. You know the HMFIC can tap people on the shoulder and say, get out of the way. I've got this one. And that's what happened this week when the Lexus from when Lexus sent us a 2018 LS500 four door sedan, it's time for the ride of the week. So I was like, I want to drive the big heavy, badass Lexus. And everybody was like trying to drive and Connie's like, everybody's moved back. I got this. So nobody's been able to drive it except Connie. So Connie needs to do the review. What do you think, Connie?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys. Oh, yes. Well, you know, I'm not, I'm not a, I'm not a luxury person. You know, I'll take a Chevy over anything in the world, a Chevy Silverado. But I gotta tell you, this car, she's pretty bad. She's pretty damn bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

$95,000 MSRP.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, that's, that's probably why. But I have never driven a car where people literally walked up to me off the street and were like, you have the most beautiful car I have ever seen. I don't know what I mean. I don't know. It's the strangest thing. I had the people in the Starbucks drive thru sticking their head out the window to stare inside this car.

[Bobbo Turley]

Are you in a chicken fight?

[Caller/Listener]

There's dogs in the back, Connie. Starbucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do your neighbors think you're a drug dealer driving this car?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, I've had some looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you never know.

[Caller/Listener]

But literally the Starbucks people stuck their head out the window. The Starbucks guy looked at me, he said, honey, I don't know what you did to get this car, but you need to tell me. And you just have to laugh at him. He goes, that's like the most beautiful car I've ever seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the, is that the gay black guy that works at Starbucks? Window next door to the office. His name is something like he, he, he's like Pooty Tang.

[J.D. Ryan]

Saffron.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, yes, Saffron. I call him Pooty Tank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honey, whatever you did to get that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he changed his like, like on his name tag it says Alex Gambino. And he's a black fella, he's got bright blue eyes and he's just queer as a three dollar bill. And I said, alex, I don't think your last name is Gambino. How did you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're so silly.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're so silly. I said, what's your real name? He's like, I forgot. It's not Gambino.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, yeah, he, he, he's a complimenter. So don't override his compliments because he, he compliments me too a lot. I think he's just a really heavy. But anyway, how does it drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Has got some serious seat. This is, she's smoother than anything I've ever driven. The seats are awesome. I mean the radio I'm real kind of don't like. But this thing, this whole package, the whole package is a four star. I mean you just can't beat this car. It Lexus went above and aboard on this here car. I, I kid you not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an LS500. The big dog pimping sedan. That's what that, yeah, that. Go ahead. But I do tell you yesterday morning.

[Caller/Listener]

I was trying to get to the office and I got her up to 90 and I didn't even realize it. I had it down. I was like, oh crap. So I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you Connie. We'll see you Monday. Enjoy. Alexis Randy in Arkansas.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey buddy, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know that they would register a Volvo in the state of Arkansas.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, what are you trying to say, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that when you went to the DMV they said no, you need to take this down to Dallas to register. We won't do those here imports.

[Caller/Listener]

A little car.

[John Clay Wolf]

So You've got a S62 5 Turbo.

[DJ Pre K]

Turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. It's a what year?

[Caller/Listener]

2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't make it.

[Caller/Listener]

S. 2009.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

2009. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say that they didn't make an S. They didn't make an S.60 back then. Okay, so. And does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it has. Leather navigation, sunroof, heated seat, got all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

7,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Who passed away and left this car to you?

[Caller/Listener]

They didn't pass away and leave the car to me, but they passed away and I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How long did you buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I had 5,000 miles on it when I bought it. I changed the oil, and I've been driving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does $7,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

We'll buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phil from auction. Phil Dallas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I. I was just calling to let you know, first of all, it was very nice to meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Oh, this is Phil from last week. Hey, Phil.

[Caller/Listener]

This is. Yes, I actually. I actually work at the auction and I work your line. So I see every single car from the first to the last come out of your auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And I wanted to tell the people, first of all, we met the other day, and you're a very nice man, and I really enjoyed meeting you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You too.

[Caller/Listener]

You. You were very polite and respectful to me, and as a Marine, I respect that. That you were very respectful to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller/Listener]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're mutual.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no, I mean, I really admired how you do things. And first I wanted to tell the people out there because I'm there all day. It's kind of like being at the Kentucky Derby. You see these thoroughbreds coming out there, and I drool at them. You had this one black Corvette I fell in love with. It was so beautiful. Kind of looked like the Batmobile. And then you see these cars rolling out. It's like watching nascar. One car after another. And then it's so fun because all the people around there, it's kind of like watching Wall street, you know, where all the people are bidding on everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

And there you're up there, and I'm listening to you, and you make things. I listen to you because I can hear you all day. You're. You're very fun. You're funny, you're entertaining. And then you got tremendous food. And thank you for the watermelon. It was tremendous. I really enjoyed it. I have fun watching the car. Cars come out there and some of My friends have been there for 25 years, and they've told me, and I get inside from people there, and you know nothing about this. You have the number one line every week out of 23 lines, out of thousands of cars. And this is the biggest one in the entire nation that. That auction I work at, and they say you have the number one line in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have the sun. One more time. Listen, one more time. Turley, hang on.

[Caller/Listener]

First, I want to tell the people I do not work for this man. I met him one time. He.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Caller/Listener]

All I do is I work there. He comes through. But I have friends that have worked in there for 25 years that actually know the people that own these around the country. And they go to. One of my friends, goes to church with these people, known them for all their life. You've got the number one line in the entire country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some, bitch. Well, you know, it's funny you say that. We don't. We do have the number one single blocked line in the country. Yes, that's right. But we are not the number one dealer in the country, because there's a guy up in Pennsylvania that has two lines like us. One of them is not as strong as our one, but he has two of them. His name is Bob Holinshead, and if you're into all this stuff, look him up. He is the grand of what we're doing, and he is my mentor. He taught me how to do what I'm doing. He's a very dear friend.

[Caller/Listener]

Even.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, I know Yoda taught Luke Skywalker. You're the Luke Skywalker, my friend. And the trilogy goes on with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I. I appreciate that.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, he's passing the torch onto you, young man. He's passing the Olympic torch onto you, and you're carrying it out, and you're gonna go out and bless America because you're a real deal.

[Bobbo Turley]

You obviously haven't seen the last Jedi yet.

[Caller/Listener]

You got a great crew and a great family, and I really enjoyed meeting you. And I just want to tell everyone out there he's the real deal. And I can't be more honest. And for people, I do not know this man at all, but he's the real deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Phil, thanks again. Thank you. And thank your staff for helping us every week. Y' all do a great job. 800-800-723-48800. Radio Turley, I know you want to say something to. To simmer down this golden moment that Phil has just given me, and I'm trying To keep you from pouring water on it. The golden shower. What is it, Turley? I just.

[DJ Pre K]

Phil's not a character.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's not Bo doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy.

[DJ Pre K]

Weird. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He calls in every week, two weeks in a row. I, I think Phil's welcome on the show anytime. I just want to hear him talk.

[DJ Pre K]

About the prettiest car. Oh, the prettiest car. I just, Just about fainted when I saw that black on black Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

That car was that pretty. And you. That car lost $1,200. But guess what? I owned that for a brief shining moment. And the guy that sold it to me beat the dealer and that's fine, cuz I got to own it too. And I, I'm, I'm. I'm queer for some of these cars, man. The ones that strike me hard when I see the pictures. I'm like, we gotta buy it. I know I'm paying too much, but I'll try it. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com coming up here is.

[J.D. Ryan]

A complete disc jockey show with all.

[John Clay Wolf]

The modern pace of today's exciting radio. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Gentlemen, this is a disc judge presented by givemethevin.com if you put that on the radio, people will listen to it. Now, John Clay Wolf. We interviewed Keith Howland from Chicago earlier and I still don't know who he is. Guitar and player since 95 for 24 years. But all the hits were already done. Where's Terry Cath when you need him? Stephen, good morning. You're in the air.

[Bobbo Turley]

Steve.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Big miles, big miles. You know I'm going to bust your balls on this, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

Gotta be a power stroke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a 08 Audi. It's a German rig with a buck and a half on the clock. And those things are not. They're not Japanese, they're not Korean, they're not Chinese. They don't make the long haul on the miles. The Germans build the best cars on the planet for, for 80,000 miles. And after that they poop themselves and die. They wind up in the shop and it costs $800 to have a guy even tell you that you need to trade it in. But you know, then there's this one off that made it to 150,000 miles. And this means that he got a real lucky or B is ridiculous in his maintenance and he has like 20,000 invested in service bills in it. Which one is It. Stephen, are you lucky?

[Caller/Listener]

Lucky? I would say lucky. It's. It's been serving me.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

In Little Elm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little Elm. I got you. Gotcha. Gotcha. And this is a Q7 and it's a V8 or V6. It's got to be a V8 if it made it 150, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

V8. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let me explain that to listeners. The reason that the V8 will last longer than the V6 is simple rotations. That runs at a lower RPM, the motor doesn't work as hard, so they last longer. Same with the six liter Chevy. Why does it last longer than a five, three. Why does it last longer than a six cylinder is because the motor is turning. The. The revolutions per minute is lower so it's not getting wore out as fast. It's just that simple. Simple physics is really in the gas mileage is the same thing. How much does it weigh? How many horses power does it take to move that much weight across gravity?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then there's your fuel burn. It's that freaking simple. Diesel engines, why they last so long, I don't know. Because they're coated in oil. I mean, if you open the hood on a diesel, it's covered. The whole thing's oily. Well, diesel fuels very oily heavy oil. So the moving parts have more oil on them and they last longer. It's very simple stuff. 150,000 miles worth of three grand. 3,500 maybe four, probably. Nah. 3,500.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that does not do it, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I'm gonna have to El Paso. Stevo. I'm gonna take the i20. I'm gonna take the i20 route to El Paso on the Autobond 150, 000 mile rig. Holy hell. Hang on.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's grab mary Jane to 4:00pm Central Standard Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Sunday we are closed. Oh, no. We're closed on Sundays too. Mary Jane in Baton Rouge, please go to give me the vi givein.com. load up your 70,000 mile Murano SL. I'd love to buy it. JD what's in the news? In the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so glad you asked. It'd be great if I had a light in here to read it by. Oh, here's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a candle?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Police showing your age. Candlelight.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta read my candlelight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's what you did when you were a kid. Back before electricity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me and Lincoln hung out in the wooden log cabins out of Jacksonville, Florida. Police say a man who tried to carjack two people in a Walmart parking lot was thwarted. Now what would happen in a Walmart parking lot to thwart two different people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, both of his intentions that a sexual offense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Parts of his intended victims pulled out handguns and protected themselves. Jackson Police officers arrested 36 year old Christop for Raymond Hill. Yes, he's white. After he robbed a Walmart liquor. This is cool part A Walmart liquor store.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

They have Walmart liquor stores in Florida. And attempted to flee in a silver Ford suv. The Ford wouldn't start, so he got out with his knife. He brought a knife to a gunfight and he tried to stop two different people. Both of them shoved a gun in his face and said, nah, not so much. Not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have our own Cluck Norris in the studio again.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a rooster that we picked up from Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, but I want to hear from Clut. Cluck.

[Caller/Listener]

Cluck.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is thwarted?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thwarted.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is cluck. Good morning, John.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, Somebody said. Allow me to clarify. When someone said they've been thwarted, that's like they've been kicked to the curb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Put out the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Run off of the block.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thwarted.

[Bobbo Turley]

Denied further passage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

At what age, Cluck, did you start pimping heads?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I mean, you're talking about no pimping, but the first time I started handling those hens. Yeah, I drive about now on three.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what? Three. Three years old. Oh, and how old are you now now?

[Bobbo Turley]

Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven rooster years.

[Bobbo Turley]

Seven years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the multiple on rooster years? Like, is it like dog years? It'd be 49.49ish. Okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Sitting up there, but we still got a little slide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Catch me up. I know Uncle Roy loaded you up and we've got a new rig for you with your own cage in the back. The Gimme the VIN travel rig. It's all wrapped up. And y' all went to a chicken fight in Oklahoma. How did it work out?

[Bobbo Turley]

Cluck's days? The fighting is coming to an end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah?

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[Bobbo Turley]

Cause I've done it. I've done it so much they scared to fight me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's even at seven years old, huh?

[Bobbo Turley]

They seen my technique with my spurs of those other roosters asses enough times.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're afraid of you.

[Bobbo Turley]

I don't have to do it no more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You've made your name. You can now retire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you doing endorsement deals? I've heard rumors through our ad agency that we've had some contacts where they wanted you to endorse some products.

[Bobbo Turley]

We bringing Up a young rooster under my tutelage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tutelage.

[Bobbo Turley]

This little old peanut eating goofball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo Turley]

Named DJ Golden Chick.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Golden Chick.

[Bobbo Turley]

You can recognize the name stamp as a bit of product placement, but you know, it's just like the good lord said to John. You're gonna bring God into this location, location, location. Yeah. And everywhere you go that you need a little more out of your life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo Turley]

You find it a golden chick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah. DJ Golden Chick. Now I get it. So that's his endorsement. Kind of a.

[Bobbo Turley]

Kind of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that kind of weird for a rooster be endorsing a chicken house?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, he a Rhode island rooster, but he identifies Betty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Lexus, that just dropped off the board. 09 with. I forgot I had 90 on it. I think it's about 10,000. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. He. He identifies as what?

[Bobbo Turley]

He identifies Banny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Banny. What's that?

[Bobbo Turley]

Everybody knows he Rhode Island Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo Turley]

Hey look, a Rhode island red. Ask him where he wants to eat dinner. Go to sprouts. Sprouts.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Aldo in Houston. This. This old ass Tahoe, unless it's a two door, it's got checkered flags on the sides. Yeah, why?

[Caller/Listener]

I have no idea. Just the way someone gave it to me for 300.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say it's a 500 beater. What do you want for it?

[Caller/Listener]

I have no idea what it's worth. So I'm trying to figure out. I mean I can just use a VIN number and I don't know how to do that online.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it's worth my time to put the VIN number in the computer on this one, but I think you nailed it. I think you got a 300 beater. I think it's worth what you paid. And then I think you've got a deal that will ride you around good. With checkered flags. With checkered flags. A 96 Tahoe with 176 on it.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean that's just methy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right There it is methy. Ron and Dallas. Tundra lifted crewmax. It's two wheel drive. So it's like a pre runner that's been done, but it's lifted up. It looks like a four wheel drive. Is that right? How many miles? 120. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 10 grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Been covered the whole time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 1011 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

10 to 11 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

For a screw max.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's two wheel drive and it's got one hundred and twenty on it. 10, 11, 12. 12 would be the money on it. 12's money on it. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have another story. Another guy. This one hard to believe. It's not out of Florida. Man walked into a Huntington bank in Columbus. He gave the teller a note saying he was armed, he was dangerous, he was demanding money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he does. He's dangerous. He was desperate. The teller did. He gave him a stack of cash. But then, but then the would be robber demanded more money. He wanted that cash out of the ATM in the bank lobby. The police say the teller then told the man the machine needed his driver's license to dispense cash. So the man handed him his driver's license led the police to 51 year old Mike Kelly who was arrested and charged with aggravated robbery and being just stupid. Thousands of people will ride through the streets of Portland Saturday night. Tonight for the annual naked bike ride. Riders will begin at 8 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. It is a traditional Sounds like a Queen album cover.

[J.D. Ryan]

40,000 people showed up last year. Full route will not be revealed beforehand. Why would it be? The event is part of the international clothing optional series of bike rides to promote positive body image, cyclist safety and denounce oil dependency. Before you get all stirred up by the way, these are going to be pasty skinned people from the northwest.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is jade right in JD's wheelhouse because he's a, he's a card carrying nudist from 1995.

[DJ Pre K]

Have you ridden a bike naked?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. And a motorcycle. See, I knew you're right, boy. Busted, man. This one out of Kentucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what a snoop is? Someone that goes around sniffing bicycle seats. Do you know what a frump is?

[Bobbo Turley]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a frump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Someone that farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles. We'll be back in just a minute.

[Caller/Listener]

Scorch of a day, ain't it kid? We're burning down the town.

[Bobbo Turley]

Going to be a real scorcher.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm melting. I'm melting. Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by giveme the vin.com. so Baba, what's your take on this Melania jacket?

[Bobbo Turley]

I think it's just fashion. I, I, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I take it. I mean there's no way that she would just do that for fashion. Getting on a Plane going to the border to save little kids and to write. I don't care. Do you? Why? What is it? What did it say?

[Bobbo Turley]

Why would she purposefully.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd what did it say?

[Bobbo Turley]

It said, I don't really care.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really care. To you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did that purposely. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Exactly. Why did she do that purposely? Donald Trump got on Twitter and said that the point was to talk about the mainstream media. We don't care what you think. Who does?

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, if that's. If she did do it perfectly, it sent the wrong message. I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S got her in on the ACT now. I didn't figure she'd fall for the act.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the act?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the act. Blow everybody up, get them hot, get them paying attention, and then feed them what you want to feed them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's all an act.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, really, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'S all. Yeah, really. It's all an act.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, kick Canada in the. In the. In the balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then run after China. I mean, it's all. It's all an act.

[Bobbo Turley]

And Europe.

[DJ Pre K]

It's called a distraction. You ever play with keys with a kid?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Distract the kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Laser and the dog. Yes, I've done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk about.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Melania is a laser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk about Rubio's little hands to get everybody paying attention and then. Then. Then hit your bullet points on them. What else is the act, Bob? I mean, it's just. There's too many to say. Stupid stuff on Twitter. Twitter, then. So you can come back and apologize, but then feed him what you wanted him to eat when. Instead of forcing it on them, easing them into it, get them. Huh? And then give it to them, whatever it is.

[Bobbo Turley]

I think you're overthinking it. I think, Donald.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not think I'm overthinking.

[Bobbo Turley]

I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're underthinking it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Donald Trump has continued to be Donald Trump since he was elected. And that's not all bad. It's not all good. A lot of people these days take politics really much too seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

Think.

[Bobbo Turley]

I really do. I really do. You and I have gotten into it, JD on some things I think you're ridiculous about.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're ridiculously wrong.

[Bobbo Turley]

Things that you think I'm ridiculous about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you're a fool.

[Bobbo Turley]

But to tell the truth, not my fault. To tell the truth, it hardly touches our personal lives at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. We kiss and make up. You know, Michael hates me, but that's beside the point.

[Bobbo Turley]

I still Think it's the best spectator sport we have and this country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before I go to bed every night when I'm right there at the edge, I need to put myself to sleep. I go to USA Today and read the Daily Trump comics.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not comics. But. No, no, it's not comics. It's just whatever happened in today's episode. I'm looking for my episode of the Kardashians, and. But I do agree with a lot of his business principles. I think he's gonna do a great job. He's already begun. It's. You can't even argue it. But the way he goes about it is definitely, definitely. I. I find entertainment value in it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

For sure.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

At least it's not boring.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not. I'm not having to watch as much. Come on. That's what he's doing.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knows that. He's playing Howard Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Howard Stern.

[J.D. Ryan]

Howard Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Howard Turn. Yeah, Howard Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

Howard Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who says Baba Bowie? That girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's that girl. The little skinny girl. The press. Not the press. She's got the.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, Huckabee Sanders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. No, she's got the country name. That's country, too. Who's a little old gals, got the backwoods Appalachian.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kellyanne Conway. Yeah, she's as Baba Booie, is she not?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah, probably. Well, she's a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, his Robin quivers would be Kellyanne Conway.

[Bobbo Turley]

No, his robin quivers would probably be Huckabee Sanders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Artie Lane. He OD'd quickly. That was the mooch.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah. Scaramucci.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Poor Scaramucci.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we don't know his friend because he's behind the scenes making sound effects and clips that nobody sees.

[Bobbo Turley]

John Kelly's his friend. Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Mike.

[Bobbo Turley]

Interesting to watch. And it's worthwhile. And I think it. I think it is its own reward to know what's going on in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike And Baton Rouge, what you got? Got.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hi. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I got a Mustang. My grandfather passed away, and it's still got the factory plastic on and everything with only seven miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of Mustang? Seven miles. Not 700K Mustang. Seven. Okay, so it's just new. Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say it's a Shelby Mustang. Is it a Shelby GT or is it the Shelby?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a Shelby GT GT500. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a new one. It's a 07. No, it's a 12. It's 12. So it's a GT500 with zero miles on it. And it's a convertible or a hard time. Yeah. I mean, that's zero.

[Caller/Listener]

Delivered to his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, when they come off the truck, that. Like the. This car, you know, the difference in the keys, the black key and the red key. Like, it doesn't go into full horsepower until it gets like, 100 miles put on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that the truck drivers won't screw up and loop it out. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, maybe not. They part of everything, but 50 miles, some point. Is it a. Is it a convertible or a hard top?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what color.

[Caller/Listener]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it's. I wish it was the next body style, man, because if it was, it would be unbelievable in price, but it's not. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything does have a sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm thinking mid-30s, 35 G's. Does that buy it?

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know. I mean, the price tag on it. You just do have the factory price tag on it for 85,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

85,000?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that with the dealer addendum?

[Caller/Listener]

Call you back. I. I don't have the actual. I'm not at home, so I can't look at it, but I'll go look. Look at it and give you the bin and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I want to get it. I want to buy it. There's no question. I'll. And I'll give the right money. I just got to figure out what that is. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hang on just a second. Dj, get his stuff so we can get in touch with him and we can get this car bought. Hang on just a second. Mike, he's on line. 3, 800, 8 hundreds. You don't hear me do that very often. I'm doing that because I'd really. I love the exceptional. The exceptional cars. Exceptional is really what we like to handle, as the guy from the Dallas auto auction clearly pointed out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he did. Repeatedly, over and over and over. He showered you with praises.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure we'll lose money on it, but we'll own it. Joseph in Louisiana with 11 Titan SV. 95, 000 miles or 10,000, maybe 11.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, wow. Yeah, I'm hoping a little more than that, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Here's a big miler, Ben. 09 Tacoma with a buck 82 on it. Pre Runner SR 5. Does it have a gun turret in the back of it yet.

[Caller/Listener]

What was that again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing. 09 Tacoma, two wheel drive. Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 7,000 with 180 on it.

[Caller/Listener]

7,000. Okay. Not quite what I'm needing, but not far off.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean, hang on. Can I bust your balls a little bit? Is that okay to say on the radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just busting balls around here, you know? Just busting balls. Hey, Benny. Benny. What the hell were you thinking, Benny? You got a 10 year old POS with 200k on it. I offer you good money, Benny. And you're going to.

[Bobbo Turley]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're going to turn your ass to me? Talk to me, Benny. Talk to me.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why won't you take my 7,000? My money not green enough for you? My money no good with you?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir. Not, not too good, apparently. No, man, I've just, you know, I've turned down multiple options. 7,000 already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it fair to say. Hang tight, hang on, Benny. Is it fair to say that I'm on the money? You call me, 10 seconds later I'm like, hey, 7,000, Ben, what you think? Well, I've jacked with like 20 other people in the past two months that have offered, offered me seven grand. Okay, so what's it take? Can I knock them off at 7250? Can I knock them off at 7300? What's it take to buy it? Benny, don't call me and stroke me. Let's do business. Benny.

[Caller/Listener]

About 7,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I give you 7,500, I'm going to send the boys over to your house and pick it up. Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bust your legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we got a deal at 7,500. 7.

[Caller/Listener]

500. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then load it up into my little website. Givemetheven.com. not the vino, that's the wine. That's for after hours. During the day it's givemetheven.com. say, say, say, say, Don Corleone. Put 7500 on this. Come get it.

[DJ Pre K]

Sell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right. Thanks. Oh, hey. We have Don Corleone here with us now. I was just doing a bad impersonation.

[Bobbo Turley]

I'm really glad you was able to settle this thing with Benny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's all the times you don't business. This program here. This is a very good program by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, Benny, this is, this is Benny.

[Bobbo Turley]

She says seven.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

He says back 72, 50 says nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Nothing ain't gonna do it.

[Bobbo Turley]

This is not a sign of disrespect by members of the family. I could sing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo Turley]

If you didn't get this deal, Little, I was gonna call Luca Brasi.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were?

[Bobbo Turley]

Put him on the case.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Because this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo Turley]

Is not how business is done among friends of the family. We're not communists.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we're friends with Benny.

[Bobbo Turley]

Benny. Safe travels. Good luck is as long as your business doesn't interfere with ours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Benny from San Antonio. He was a good sport. San Antonio? I haven't spent enough time down there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they taking the whales out of SeaWorld?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they already have.

[John Clay Wolf]

They already have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Killer. Killer whales? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killer whale shamu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. They're in the process.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's SeaWorld without whales?

[J.D. Ryan]

They've got all kinds of other things.

[John Clay Wolf]

To see and do.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have a turtle.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a. That's like a topless joint without topless.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have three bass and one crappie.

[DJ Pre K]

They have dolphins still.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've got a bad ass catfish, entire tank.

[Bobbo Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got goldfish.

[Bobbo Turley]

They got a giant catfish that can literally do the hokey poke he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right next to the rooster at Aquamarina Springs. It'll beat your ass. And tic tac toe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forget about it.

[Bobbo Turley]

Puts his left fin in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and then what's he doing?

[Bobbo Turley]

He takes his left fin out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's crazy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Wait, wait, wait. And then he puts his left fin.

[J.D. Ryan]

In just to confuse you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Shake it out of the back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember to go to givemethevin.com if you'd like to sell your car. If givemethevin.com does not beat your CarMax written offer, they will send you a check for $100. Not a voucher, not a gift card, not an IOU, but a check. And I know this cuz I'm the one who signs those checks. And every week when we have to sign those checks, I want them presented to me so that I can go back to the deals that we missed and make sure that we didn't miss something. And every time, everybody knows that I'm going to go through it, you know, and I'm going to check it, right? Manage. Manage the list. And I'm going to bust balls. I don't like getting beat. So I'll tell you a trick on CarMax, okay? When you buy a car from them retail and you bring it back to them within 12 months, then they over bid it, they know they sold it to you. Ah, they'll give 2,000, sometimes 3,000. Too much on that. If you bought it from them and you bring it right back to them, they don't want to show you what they made on you, so they overpay to shut you up before you get mad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

So those are the ones in. In nine times out of 10, I can go to the Twix and look up when it was registered. Bada bing, bada boom, eight months later. Because, like, what the hell are they thinking? This 10 grand car 13. That's what they're thinking. They just sold it to them and they don't want them to come egg their house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense. Makes sense. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a story because I bought 10,000 cars from CarMax. There was a guy that went into CarMax and got a bid, and he went into the bathroom and he defecated on the paper and left it on the floor of there. And I think that's when they decided to change their policy. They looked it up like, hey, this guy just bought this three months ago from us. Maybe we should. And so we don't get defecated on so easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can do it without underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. We'll pay you $100 if we don't beat your written CarMax offer. All right, guys that don't have one in the markets. We're in. Just come to us. We're going to beat it anyway.com.

[Caller/Listener]

Locker out.

[Bobbo Turley]

So, hey, everybody, here's a little summertime vacation break for the kids. Nothing in the podcast this week that they're probably not allowed to hear. Wow, this is a little racy. What happened was we had a kid named Timmy that works at the Smoothie King down the street, and he's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[Bobbo Turley]

He note. He is interning at the salon downstairs from our studio. So I recorded a little bit of talk with Timmy about makeup and life and the John Clay Wolf show. Enjoy.

[DJ Pre K]

John Clay Wolf show is, like, literally so lame.

[John Clay Wolf]

So lame.

[DJ Pre K]

Like, I could do so much better.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay, so Timmy from down the street, how could you do better?

[John Clay Wolf]

I could just do everything better. Like that guy, like, he thinks he's the funniest person ever, but in reality.

[Caller/Listener]

He'S just, like, not.

[Bobbo Turley]

So what qualifies you to make this judgment about John Clay Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, one, I have way better hair.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay, you do have quite a bit of style. So where do you. Do you go to school?

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to tcc, but then I just kind of dropped out. Like, I'd rather just focus on my makeup career.

[Bobbo Turley]

Makeup career? Is that. That's pretty. Pretty Lucrative, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, kind of.

[Bobbo Turley]

Are you working now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I just told you I do makeup, right?

[Bobbo Turley]

I know you do makeup, but do you do it for a living or is it a hobby? Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's my everything.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's my life.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, sorry. This is, like, a really touchy subject for me. Like, I'm really passionate about my makeup career.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, I wasn't trying to be offensive or anything. I was only asking you because, you know, it's. I know as a young fellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm not a guy.

[Bobbo Turley]

Okay. I didn't want to. I didn't want to ask you that. And it doesn't matter. We're not nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, you think I'm a tranny?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, nobody. Nobody here has any kind of a problem with you or anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, good.

[Bobbo Turley]

And I'm sure you'll. You'll go far. There aren't a lot of. There aren't a lot of young gentlemen like yourself who are dedicated enough to. To apply themselves in the field of. What is that called?

[John Clay Wolf]

Makeup.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's not cosmetology. It's just makeup.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, cosmetology, I guess.

[Bobbo Turley]

Cosmetology's hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cosmetology is everything.

[Bobbo Turley]

Oh, it's everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just hair, makeup, nails, like, everything important.

[Bobbo Turley]

Eyebrows. Your eyebrows seem exquisitely trimmed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a problem?

[Bobbo Turley]

No, it's fine. In fact, you almost have no eyebrows at all. You've done quite a bit of work up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I like to, like, use my.

[DJ Pre K]

Makeup, you know, to make them look good.

[Bobbo Turley]

So do you make up. Do you do makeup for anyone else, or you just practice on yourself?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hopefully, when I. Hopefully I'll eventually get to go to cosmetology school, like in Dallas or something, but right now I just kind of, like, do it on my friends and my. You know, sometimes I'm my dog. If you stay still.

[Bobbo Turley]

Like a makeup club?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly.

[Bobbo Turley]

Well, that's cool. Hey, we've got to get back to the show, and thanks for stopping by, Timmy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no problem.

[Bobbo Turley]

It's nice to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bobbo Turley]

Maybe. Maybe next time you can do some makeup for Turley.

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