#155 John Clay Wolfe Show 06.30.18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #155 (06.30.18)

Broadcast Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Theme: Lively, fast-paced talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs, rock & roll, and whatever else won’t get them fined by the FCC – all with irreverent comedy and candid personality.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a whirlwind of wild storytelling, car bidding, blunt social commentary, and hilarious bits, with the regular crew riffing on cars, the opioid crisis, political correctness in comedy, sports gossip, and first-hand tales from strip clubs to soccer stadiums.

The show's unfiltered, conversational structure weaves together sharp-edged humor, listener calls, celebrity impersonations, and "find-a-better-bit" brainstorming — all while fielding live car offers and keeping the show's biting edge.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening Banter, Diets, and Lottery (01:33–03:38)

• Bobbo jokes about his new diet plan (“red wine and Cheese Nips”), mocks small-town lottery culture and the “poor people tax.”
  • "I'm going to write a diet book about Cheese Nips. Yeah. Red wine and Cheese Nips. And the occasional English muffin breakfast. The Bobo Diet. Dear Lord, I'm gonna make a million dollars this deal!" – Bobbo (02:07)
• JD describes his retirement plan as “the lottery,” leading to some teasing about scratching tickets and bad luck.

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2. Bit Controversy & Brainstorming New 'Guess the Criminal' Game (04:00–07:57)

• The crew discusses the ‘Black, White, Latino or Other’ bit, now under review for political correctness, especially regarding border issues.
  • Jokes about whether it's offensive, with Pre K (DJ Pre K) and others riffing on the oddness of radio sensitivities.
• They brainstorm alternatives:
  • “Trailer Park, Ghetto, Barrio or Cave”
  • “Alcohol, Coke, Pot or Other” (drugs)
  • Lighthearted debate about the distinctions between coke, crack, and who uses them.
  • “What are you on?” emerges as a potential new title.
• [07:29] “If he’s wealthy and white...you’re going with the coke, and if he’s in the ghetto, you’re going with crack...and if it’s the country, it’s dope or meth.” – John

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3. Pharmaceutical Opioid Crisis: Preacher-Style Rant (14:10–15:58)

• Bobbo launches a passionate, satirical preacher-style rant about pharmaceutical companies and opioid addiction.
  • “It was the jingle jangle of the heroin in the bottle brought you courtesy of the George Bush administration and big pharmaceutical. The big pharmaceutical is making a hundred thousand dollars a day in every city in this land selling you heroin.” – Bobbo as 'Reverend' (14:49)
• Crew discusses how legal opioid prescriptions are “heroin in a pill.”

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4. Buying and Selling Cars On-Air (16:20 Onwards, throughout)

• GiveMeTheVIN.com centerpiece: listeners call in to get live bids. John’s car expertise and deadpan wit keep these segments lively.
  • Example: On a 98 Cadillac Deville: “I have one black dealer in Arkansas that likes these...I think he’ll pay 600. God, he thinks I’m kidding.... Like, is there no ghetto in Dallas or Austin or Houston?” – John (21:02)
• Deals with everything from hot rods to luxury BMWs and lifted trucks; plenty of jokes about depreciation, car culture, and region-specific preferences.

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5. Rock, Sports, and Celebrity Commentary

a. Preacher Jet Scams & Private Jets (17:22–19:42)

• Jabs at televangelist Jesse Duplantis for asking followers to “believe” him a $60 million jet into existence.
  • “He said he hadn’t got it yet. Nobody sees. He went on and said, I didn’t ask nobody to give me no money. I wanted them to believe the jet into existence.” – JD (18:57)
• John rails on preachers who exploit followers for donations, with behind-the-scenes stories about money flowing back from Africa.

b. NBA Gossip (31:13–34:09)

• Why LeBron didn't win MVP, prospects of him joining Lakers, Mavs, or Sixers, and Mark Cuban presidential ambitions.
  • “So Cuban recruits LeBron, Mavericks win the world championship in Dallas again...Then he would catch that wave...and he might have a chance.” – John (33:27)

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6. Stripper Stories, Zoo Mischief & Family Antics (24:07–28:20)

• “Hannah the Stripper” shares tales from her circuit (Oklahoma dance clubs and zoos) with her nephew Pinky, including a story about getting monkeys to throw bananas and accidentally causing a zoo evacuation.
  • “The lion got out! Help! The lion got out!” – as Pinky pranks OKC Zoo, evacuates 440 people.
• “I just don’t think you’re cut out to be a mom, Hannah. – John (28:18)

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7. Political Correctness, Race & Language Games (37:32–41:51)

• Light but honest talk about sensitivities in language: Can you still say ‘Mexicans’ on the radio?
• Tony Romo’s “Mexican identity” and grade school bullying, brought to life with a guest voice imitating his dad, Romero Diaz.
  • “When a person comes from the Mexico, they are a Mexican.” – Romero Diaz (38:33)
• Banter about cafeteria “Taco Tuesdays,” Chef Boyardee, and what constitutes a ‘honky’ in schoolyard slang.

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8. Opioids, Fake Games & Rush Limbaugh Parody (44:53–47:18, 73:54–77:03)

• Recurring Limbaugh parodies, with Bobbo playing a slurring, drunk Rush ("I've had about, I don't know, a dozen or so margaritas, countless shots...") giving fake political commentary and “Supreme Court picks.”
  • “My top three list... Number three, Judge Judy Scheinman. Number two, Randy Jackson... And my number one choice: Wapner.” – "Rush Limbaugh" (76:17)

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9. 'What Drug Was He On?' Game Launch (64:34, 95:27–99:08)

• The crew tests out renaming and relaunching the controversial criminal guessing bit as “booze, meth, weed, or other?”
• (65:00) Example: “Authorities say a man who is attempting to have relations with the tailpipe of a car...” [Correct answer: Booze, BAC .35.]
  • “We know one thing, it’s a good old-fashioned drunk.” (65:55)
• Later, they try to hybridize various “guess the demographic/drug” bits, using news stories for wild speculation and laughs.

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10. Rock & Comedy Reviews: Eagles Concert, Vince Gill, and Satanic Bargains (52:07–56:08)

• Bobbo and John review seeing the Eagles in concert with Vince Gill & Glenn Frey’s son.
  • “Vince Gill is a better Eagle than Glenn was.” – John (54:43)
• They riff that Don Henley made a Faustian deal with Satan for the band's current status.

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11. Listener Calls & Car Bids – Comedy Gold in the Details

• The heart of the show is unflagging: John’s blend of inventory expertise with psych ward-meets-used-car-lot banter.
  • “You did it to yourself. You knew it was coming. I’d rather have a case of the clap. Because that’s something I can get rid of. I can’t sell a 08 Grand Prix with 150.” – John (122:24)
  • On strip club regulars: “My friend at the Arkansas dealer, and he’s like holding up 500...like, take his five and like if no one bids against him, all you got is five.” – John (21:02)

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12. Family and Internet Culture: Logan Paul, YouTube, and Kid Rap (108:03–113:46)

• John’s son, Nolan (age 9), is in studio, sharing his YouTube idols (Logan Paul) and debuting his own rap lyrics for DJ Pre K to critique.
  • “My girl told me to go down below while I’m driving in this snow...” – Nolan (111:05)
• John laments YouTube’s influence and seeks advice from DJ Pre K, who jokes his own parents tried to rescue him from “bad” rap by giving him Parliament Funkadelic CDs.

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13. Final Hour: Hipsters, Netflix, and Kid Controls (137:01–144:48)

• Candid talk about gentrification, hipster city life (Magnolia in Fort Worth), and the importance of balancing exposure when raising kids in a digital world.
• Strong opinions on Netflix upending Hollywood distribution models and the appeal of classic TV like Battlestar Galactica and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

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14. Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "[On preachers with jets] He's just selling them a tollway to heaven. – John (20:05)
• "Trailer, trailer park, barrio, ghetto or cave. Yeah, I like that." – John (04:47)
• "The point is, I just don’t. I want my kid to be a kid as long as he can." – John, on raising kids in the YouTube age (115:42)
• “If you're a man and you're lactose intolerant, why would you ever bring that up to another man?” – John (113:29)
• "You know, my shitty life. Two BMWs. They're both paid for and I'm gonna get a Lamborghini. I have three houses on the coast of California. But this life—" – John mocking a caller (158:51)
• “I just figured you’d play video games in the other room like you always do. Not sitting here and listening to this.” – John to his son Nolan (105:42)

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Highlighted Timestamps

• Diet & Lottery Comedy (02:07)
• Bit PC Controversy (04:00–07:57)
• Opioid Rant, Preacher Style (14:10–15:58)
• Preacher Jet Grift (18:57, 20:05)
• Eagles Review (54:43)
• Booze, Meth, Weed, or Other (Game) (64:34, 95:27)
• Tony Romo’s Cafeteria Story (38:33–41:51)
• Rush Limbaugh Parody (44:53–47:18, 73:54–77:03)
• Hannah & Pinky Zoo Story (24:21–28:20)
• Car Bidding Comedy (21:02, 122:24)
• Nolan’s Kid Rap (111:05)
• Netflix upending Hollywood (143:03–144:48)

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Tone and Language

• Bold, irreverent, and sometimes profane
• Candid, offhand, and conversational — the crew riff on one another as equals
• Satirical preacher impersonations and political incorrectness lampooning
• Heavy regional flavor (Texas, California, Southern US), peppered with celebrity and sports references

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Structure Notes

• The show is broken into a series of quick, interconnected bits and phone calls, using car buying and selling as the central anchor while spinning off into irreverent, comedic discussions of whatever's in the news or on crew members’ minds.
• Frequent callbacks to recurring segment controversies, playful political and pop culture impersonations
• Listener calls are fodder for both practical car bidding and unscripted comedy

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In summary:
This episode captures The John Clay Wolfe Show at its classic irreverent, rapid-fire best — simultaneously lampooning the world, fielding car bids, and debating how to keep laughing in an ever-more-offended America. It's a masterclass in radio improvisation, blending cars, comedy, cultural critique, and real talk in a way only this crew can.

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[C]

When you stole that cow and your.

[D]

Friends tried to make it with the cow.

[A]

I want to party with you, cowboy. Now hold your ears. John Clay Wolf. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man, so to say. Let's.

[D]

Let's start our morning with a little spiritual with Jesus Christ. Ah, spiritual. Hi, everybody, it's Bobbo here at the John Clay Wolf Studio. Say hello to my friend, J.D. ryan.

[E]

How are you, sir?

[D]

You know, you look marvelous.

[E]

You're losing weight.

[D]

Am I really?

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

No, you look good. Surely not even at the pool. Living on red wine and Cheese Nips.

[E]

Oh, that's the diet?

[D]

Yeah. There's no. No, listen, if this work like another year, if this doesn't kill me.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm going to write a book. I'm going to write a diet book about Cheese Nips. Yeah. Red wine and Cheese Nips.

[E]

It's colorful.

[D]

Yeah. And the occasional English muffin breakfast. The Bobo. The Bobo Diet. Dear Lord, I'm gonna make a million dollars this deal. J.D. you watch.

[E]

I am gonna watch.

[D]

Cuz I know you're scheming Ran all the time. What can I do?

[A]

What can I do?

[D]

Where's my million gonna come?

[E]

Where's my million gonna come from?

[D]

Where's my million coming from?

[E]

Clearly I have a. I have a plan. Mine is the lottery. That's been my retirement plan for years.

[D]

Do you really do that?

[E]

If you're in radio, that should be your retirement plan.

[D]

I've had it, you know, something terrible I've done.

[E]

What's that?

[D]

The small town I've been living in for a few Years now I would taunt those poor old people doing their scratches. Well, of course you have to. Well, by God, you walk into a convenience store, you know, and all you want is a six pack of natural light tall boys. And you're standing there 10 minutes while they scratch their tickets and buy more and scratch their tickets and buy more.

[A]

You.

[D]

You know, and they're regulars at a place that I start, you know, telling about, you know, that's just nothing but a poor people lottery. Poor people. Taxes.

[E]

Taxes. It's a voluntary tax, Bobo.

[D]

Crazy, crazy. It's a nutty deal.

[A]

It is.

[D]

I don't. I don't roll that way, you know.

[E]

But Tonight's lottery is $2.5 million or something.

[D]

Yeah, I mean, I'm all for Texas lottery. I really should do that. And I'll buy a scratch off here.

[F]

And there's.

[D]

But I can't pick six double digit numbers in a row.

[E]

You can't?

[A]

I've heard how Babo rolls. Do you What? David, did you ever hear that Johnny James and Jacob story?

[G]

No.

[E]

There's a good one.

[A]

No, it's the one where you live with those three gay guys. Oh, that's right.

[D]

They were actually, there were four.

[A]

He was trying to change his luck.

[E]

And you wonder why pre K for the lottery would move in with you.

[G]

Right?

[D]

Whatever. I rented a house. I rented a room from a guy for six months.

[E]

Yeah. You know, were they gay?

[D]

Yes, they were.

[A]

Did you know that your. Your bit black, white, Latino or other is. Is being under review by the powers that be?

[F]

Yeah, man. The man trying to hold me down. We gotta fight the power, y'.

[A]

All.

[B]

I didn't know if you wanted to talk about this, John.

[A]

Well, we're not on in the. In the. In the area where yet. Okay. That is contesting.

[B]

You want to.

[A]

This is our last free day. Okay.

[B]

I didn't put. Well, do you want to see what we've changed it to?

[A]

Sure, but. So I had no idea that we made a bit out of the bid.

[B]

Yes.

[G]

Really?

[A]

We made a bit out of the bit. Imagine that with us. So the problem is black, white, Latino or other is under review during the whole struggle at the border, which seems racist to me because Latinas like taking all the credit in that bit there then. And that's. I don't know of any other black people detained at the Mexican border. There could be.

[E]

Anything's possible.

[A]

D.J. you might know. You're a white black guy, so you're hitting two of the three bases there. Are there any African Americans detained At the. The Texas border, man.

[F]

My homie rail down there. My homie real. I gotta say, free rail, man. He was just trying to come up, you know, with a couple of pounds of the good sticky ick. But they got them.

[C]

Great.

[E]

They got them. Well, yeah, that is against the law.

[B]

Well, we've have, we've come up with some different names for the bit.

[A]

Prek.

[B]

One of them we've ran. I. We'll run this by you. I don't know if you tell me if this will work.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Trailer park, ghetto, barrio or cave. Cave is for the.

[A]

Like a.

[B]

Other others, like, you know, Iran.

[A]

Oh, that's good. Yeah.

[E]

That won't stir anybody up.

[A]

Trailer, Trailer park, barrio, ghetto. Ghetto or cave. Yeah, I like that.

[B]

So you have to guess where this criminal is from.

[A]

Do you have any, do you have any examples?

[B]

No, no, we don't have any stories there. We're just spitballing right now.

[A]

Pre K, during today's presentation, could you go ahead and like, gather up a story and we'll like that and see how it goes?

[F]

Oh, yeah, man.

[A]

We'll.

[F]

We'll get a few going. We'll. We'll see what we can muster up, man.

[B]

The other one, this one we think is the safest.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Alcohol, coke, pot or other. What other what?

[A]

Drug? Alcohol, coke, pot or meth.

[B]

Well, meth could be the other because there's a lot of drugs out there.

[A]

Alcohol, coke, pot or other.

[B]

And that could be meth.

[A]

It could be. I just know me. I just think every. I think everybody's on meth.

[E]

Yeah, there's a lot more meth than there is.

[A]

What are, what's wrong with all you people? You're all on dope. You're all on though. You're all on that. Methamphetamine.

[E]

There's more meth.

[A]

Because I'll just be picking other.

[E]

It's cheaper.

[A]

Alcohol, meth, man, Pot or other.

[B]

Then we can put others coke, because coke.

[A]

A lot of people are on coke too. And crack. But. But what is the difference in coke and crack? I know the difference, but what is it? I mean, so who would be right if you said coke or if you said crack?

[B]

Good point.

[A]

See, we're working through this.

[E]

Money is going to be coke, man. That's expensive.

[A]

I'm glad you're running this through my filter. So, so you're saying you're racially biased on dope users, J.D. yeah, so. So if he's wealthy and white or wealthy and other black. Whatever, whatever. It's just he's driving a nice car. You're going with the coke and if he's in the ghetto, you're going with the crack. Yeah, could be. Yeah.

[E]

And if it's the country, it's dope or meth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What's dope?

[B]

Pot.

[A]

Pot, yeah. It's country and it's weird. It's meth. If it's country and it's stony, it's pot. If it's country and it's dumb, it's booze.

[B]

Yeah, it could be something just alcohol.

[A]

Related, but then they've got a. And Bobo is an expert on this. A good pot. Pot, booze, meth mix.

[D]

I'm an expert.

[A]

Well, not an expert, but you've been around it.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

So like, what would be an example of a behavior of a country boy that is on a good mix of meth, pot, booze, versus just a straight methy trailer guy?

[D]

Okay, no, I got, I got a fellow walks into a 711 store at 2:15 in the morning, okay. And steals a six pack of Modelos and a box of Tampax.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

That's a methy drunk.

[D]

What was he on? What was he on?

[A]

All the above.

[D]

No, he's obviously drunk.

[B]

You just think drunk.

[A]

So it's just beer.

[D]

It's alcohol.

[E]

That's pure alcohol.

[B]

I think that's, it's got legs.

[A]

Dylan in Louisiana. Good morning.

[C]

Yeah, I just want to say if you don't like DJs show, then just don't listen.

[A]

Okay, well, there you go. You know, I wish that life was that easy, Dylan. I, I, I, I, I respect you guys on the bio, just doing your thing and, and sense. But that's not the way it always works in the, in the broadcasting world these days. No. Good morning. You're there. Hello? Hello?

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Hey, this is Derek in Houston.

[A]

Hey, Derek in Houston.

[C]

Just calling to saying that trailer park, barrio or cave is hands down the best choice.

[A]

All right? So we could get this all straightened out. We can be PC, make everybody happy, still get, still have the same fun with the game and not offend as many people. My lesbian cousin.

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

Well, she's step cousin. Yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Incest counts and step.

[E]

Yes, it does.

[A]

We had no relations. Good. But I just, I saw that on the Larry David curb your enthusiasm last night. Season one, the last episode where he went to an incest group meeting and they brought that. Incest does count among steps. But anyway, my step cousin who is a, is a practicing homosexual.

[E]

Nothing wrong with that.

[A]

She was very offended by black, white, Latino or other. She brought it up at the Thanksgiving table last year, huh?

[E]

Why, why would she be offended?

[A]

She just, she just couldn't. Why would she be offended? Because she's very. Civil rights, very pro everything.

[E]

Defending other people. She wasn't like lesbian. What is that, Bobby?

[A]

And, and, and so like the people at the table that had not heard it.

[E]

Here we go. Yeah, well, like, what is it John's doing? What?

[A]

John Clay's doing? What? What has he done on the, on the tv? It's not tv, it's radio, grandma.

[D]

Dude, don't even get me started. That's. Folks, hey, folks, that's what we do, okay? We're telling the truth. We're talking to each other and to you just like you talk to your friends, okay? This is actual real life happening. And we're not prejudiced and we're not biased and we're not. Well, we are weird. But you know, come on.

[A]

So. So to answer the question, she like told the. The family at Thanksgiving dinner, well, he gets on the radio and they read a crime scene story and then they all guess what nationality did it. Black. Was it a black guy, a Latino guy, a white guy or another. Dear Lord. And you know, somebody said, what's another? She said. Well, that's kind of what I was thinking.

[D]

Yeah, that's probably lesbian.

[A]

No, no, I don't think it has anything to do with lesbians. Hang on. Brian and Austin, good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

Hey, I think I got the new name of the bit.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Potential. Anyway, okay, in the capital city here, 60% of our DUIs these days are pharmaceutical related. Right? Okay, so you need alcohol, meth pills or other. And your other is your heroin, your coke or whatever.

[A]

Heroin's heavy.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, that you don't come back from that one. Yeah, you can't study more, you know.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Are we on in Austin at 8 o' clock in the morning? I did not.

[C]

800 the zone. Rock and roll.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you for tuning in. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[B]

See, there's a lot of drugs in there. So that's why I'm saying other.

[E]

Other covers it all.

[A]

But those first three pole positions have to be the right pick.

[B]

What are the top ones? Pills are high, pills are.

[A]

There's an opioid crisis in the United States. JDB News on it.

[E]

Typically you do every week. There's always a problem, a story. It's very huge. I mean, you know, pharmaceutical companies are making it happen and then they give.

[A]

You the solution as well. What is an opioid it's just cocaine.

[D]

No, it's based on. On opium. Just like heroin. It's legal. Heroin is what it is. And no wonder there's a problem. May I inject, by the way, with my flair for titles, sure. We ought to just call.

[A]

Speaking of heroin made Bobo injection. Yes, go right ahead.

[D]

We ought to. We ought to call the bit. What are you on?

[A]

What are they on? Or what are you.

[D]

What are they on? Okay, Opioid.

[A]

See, we're working it all out. Michael, good morning.

[C]

What's up, Mr. Wolf?

[A]

What's up? What's up? What's up? What city you be?

[C]

I be in this? Agtown.

[A]

Agtown.

[C]

Arlington, Texas, baby. What's up, Nevada. What's up? San Diego. That nation.

[A]

We're just bringing all the people together. It's like preacher hour. It's damn near like what's his name down in Houston with all the airplanes. The, the, the preacher boy that bought that, bought the basketball stadium.

[E]

Joel. He doesn't. He has a jet.

[A]

Yes, that's kind of what we're turning like. He just brought Michael and Arleigh. We're just bringing all these peoples together and we're solving the opioid crisis. Charles, get over here.

[E]

You know who else we can ask later? It wouldn't be Rush. He would know all.

[A]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. And everybody get ready for a little prayer. Little prayer right here in the prayer hour. J. Ryan. My name is John Clay Wolf. We've got Bobbo and then the. Of course the beloved, the Savior. Reverend.

[D]

Reverend. Hallelujah, brothers and sisters. When I woke up this morning, I was disturbed by the sound of the rattle of a bottle of pills. Oh, no, no, no, nothing. Not your regular stobo over the counter life saving great big buffering headache pills like the good Lord put on earth to help in those times of need when you have a headache in your head.

[C]

Preach it, brother.

[D]

Not the swish swish of the Pepto Bismol of the milk o magnesia.

[C]

Lord, Lord.

[D]

It was the jingle jangle of the heroin in the bottle brought you courtesy of the George Bush administration and big pharmaceutical. The big pharmaceutical is making a hundred thousand dollars a day.

[E]

Yes sir.

[D]

In every city in this land selling you heroin.

[E]

Run that.

[D]

You ain't got a stick in your arm. You ain't got smoke on no little bit old pretty tinfoil.

[E]

No, sir.

[D]

Take your pill 9:00 clock in the morning, CBS. Take another one at 10:00 clock at night and you a hero. And Addict all of a sudden. Good Lord, pray with me, sons and daughters. Good lord, send a bundle of your sunlight wisdom to the politicians of in that swamp. They call in Washington D.C. tell them we want no more big pharmaceuticals. If people don't go and drink they whiskey on a Saturday night like the good lord intended, that's all you need, all you ever gonna want to need. And put those little bit old pills, sell those to your brother.

[A]

Charles, Hang on just a second. Put him on hold. Pre K. Good lord. Go ahead. Oh wait, we're out of time. Charles. Hang tight. Charles. Hang Brandon. Metal oath in a mild out ass wore out Lincoln Navigator with 150,000 miles on it. Are the airbags down on the ground yet? Like when you wake up in the morning. Is the car sitting low?

[C]

No, no, it's in real good shape.

[A]

I think it's.

[C]

How's that?

[A]

I think it's a $4,000 ride. Go to givemetheven.com and load it in and we will pick it up. That's for everybody listening. Lord, Lord, Lord. We'll do the carmax prayer later, but if we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll give you $100 at givemetheven.com. all you have to do is take a picture of it, send it in. So go to givemetheven.com sell us your car or call into the show and I'll buy it right here on the air in front of you, me and Reverend Charles. My name is John Clay Wolf and I preach buy cars and solve social problems on the radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. What kind of a show are you.

[D]

Guys putting on here today?

[A]

I'm waiting anxiously for what happens next. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800 radio. That sounds boring.

[G]

You'll be great at it.

[A]

I'm a pretty good guy and I.

[D]

Think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

[A]

This is the John Clay Wolf show. So James Harden was named the mvp.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Isn't that odd?

[B]

No, he had a really good year.

[A]

Why is, why does LeBron not get it?

[B]

Because he's won it too many times.

[A]

I mean, that's pretty much what it is.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

Is that fair?

[B]

No, he should have won it. He really should have.

[A]

I mean, the best guy wins.

[B]

Yeah, he should have. Doesn't always work that way.

[A]

Speaking of, how are, how are the preacher competitions? The preacher games?

[E]

It's kind of interesting actually. Remember Creflo Dollar just a few years ago got backlash asking his followers for 60 million. Now he did ask his followers for the 60 million dollar Gulf Stream. Our own little guy here locally, Kenneth Copeland, acquired a Gulf Stream 5 from donations. But this. We talked about this.

[A]

Where's locally?

[E]

Dallas for Worth.

[A]

I'm sorry.

[E]

I thought people knew.

[A]

You know, you're coast to coast now. Yeah. You're gonna have to.

[E]

You're big time. I forgot.

[A]

Well, you're big time. You need to get with it.

[E]

Well, I'm obviously a local boy, but. Pratt. Preacher, we talked about this.

[A]

Jeff, you got to do the local traffic in LA again. We can line that up.

[E]

I got paid better.

[A]

That's why you're still there.

[E]

There you go. Jesse Duplantis says he's a preacher. He says, by the way, we talked about him asking his followers for the jet. He said, wrong. You, sir, are wrong. I did not ask my followers for the private jet. I just wanted them to believe it into existence. He said that Jesus actually spoke to him and said he needed a private jet to be closer to the Lord and this is simply God's way of blessing those followers. But he said he hadn't got it yet. Nobody sees. He went on and said, I didn't ask nobody to give me no money. I wanted them to believe the jet into existence.

[D]

What a bunch of crap.

[A]

Just terrible, terrible, terrible. People that need to be struck down by lightning. If there really is a God, he should just take all their lives right now and melt them.

[E]

God, wow.

[A]

Talking to Jesus, well, it's just pretty real. I mean, these people are just ridiculous liars. The. The stories I've heard through the airplane community because I'm a pilot and. And what they do and how they pay the behind the scenes.

[E]

Okay, the worst one is how they treat people.

[A]

The guy that takes that four spends $400,000 for a Gulf Stream tour to Africa and a revelation or whatever revival. Yeah. Comes back with a million 5 of Villager money in African currency.

[E]

Collected money while he was there and.

[A]

And arguing with the state about the exchange rate and like threatening to sue them because it's a half a point off, but they're. He's stealing money from villagers backpacks and garbage cans full of African currency from. From promising below jungle people. I mean, just. Just shoot them.

[E]

Promising God's favor. That's just.

[A]

Just selling them a tollway to heaven.

[E]

That's sick.

[A]

Sick. Rick. Good morning. On there pass. Rick. Rick. Rick. Rick.

[C]

Hey, yo, yo, yo, yo.

[A]

What's going on, fellas? 16Z71 with 60 navigation. Does it have sunroof or does it have leather?

[C]

No, Sunroof, no leather.

[A]

What size wheel? Is it the 20 or the 18?

[C]

20.

[A]

A 16Z with cloth, no roof, no lathe. What color? Tuscan.

[C]

Like a gray beside the gray?

[A]

60. 60 in cloth. I think I'm 27, 000. Load it [e-mail] and we'll. We'll finalize that. Good morning, you're on the air. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. Hello. Mitch and Fresco. Mitch and Fresco.

[C]

Hey, John. How are you guys?

[A]

I'm good. But you. But you know that you know what's fixing to happen here, right?

[C]

What?

[A]

I mean, you've got a 98 Cadillac Deville D Elegance with 137,000 miles. Now, as much as I love the Cadillac brand and GM cars, it's amazing how hard these cars depreciate. It ain't me, babe. It ain't me you're looking for, babe. I have one black dealer in Arkansas that likes these. Think he'll pay 600. God, he thinks I'm kidding. Every time I have these old hoopdy ass Cadillacs, there's this Arkansas dealer and he's like holding up 500, you know. You know, like take his five and like if no one bids against him, all you got is five. And that happens a lot. Damn. Really, like sell it. You know, you got 1200 in it. After shipping everything. Sell it for five, there goes another one to Arkansas. Like, is there no ghetto in Dallas or Austin or Houston?

[G]

There.

[A]

Maybe we need to ship these out to la once we get that lane rolling out.

[E]

Oh, that'd be straight out of Compton, East LA.

[A]

The GACW Easy E Memorial Edition 800. 800.

[B]

Started off like that.

[A]

You know, most people start these special truck packages. I want the JCW Easy Eric. That's my boy. Special edition lowrider. I would love that Hot rod Dale. Good morning, you're on the air.

[C]

Hey Clay, I was trying to find out. I've got a 2009 Alexis430 special edition Pebble Beach.

[A]

Is that white with red? Is that white with red interior?

[C]

No, it's. It's the white with the two tone stitching. Got the different color stitching.

[A]

What colors interior?

[C]

Gray and white.

[A]

I'm gonna put you on hold for a second because we've got to go to break right now. But I want to buy it. Do you want to sell it?

[C]

Well, I want to find out what's worth first.

[A]

Well, I'm not a free damn kissing booth. I'm not free insurance. Call Geico for that I want to buy the damn car. You want to sell it?

[C]

If I can get the right price.

[A]

What's the right price?

[C]

I don't know. That's why I need to know.

[A]

I'll give 13 grand.

[C]

No way.

[A]

What will you take? Okay. So you do have a number. What's your number? What's your number? 28. It's got 80 on it. Hang on, Dale. Hang on. Hang on. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hang on. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf of Bike Horse Radio. And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Soccer Sucks. Presented by givemetheven.com when does the game end?

[E]

How annoying is that?

[A]

How exciting. No one scored in nine hours. Now, John Clay Wolf. Good morning. My name is John Clay wolf. We've got J.D. ryan to my right. Johnny Bobo across from me. Hello there, Turley. And Hannah the stripper is here this morning.

[E]

She is?

[A]

Hannah. Good morning.

[E]

All her glory.

[D]

Hi, John.

[A]

I haven't seen you in a while. I knew I got on a circuit for Oklahoma. You've been in Rocklahoma?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

I see you brought Pinky, your little buddy, in here. I haven't seen him in a while, either.

[D]

I know.

[A]

So cute.

[D]

He's growing up so fast.

[A]

Good morning, Pinky.

[G]

Good morning.

[A]

So, what are you and Pinky doing?

[G]

We went to the circus. Circus? I mean, zoo.

[A]

Hannah, Pinky is your sister's net. Pinky's your nephew.

[D]

Okay. My stepsister.

[E]

Step.

[A]

Step does count.

[D]

Joanna has four children.

[A]

Four children.

[D]

And Pinky is one of them. And he's my favorite nephew. And they stick me with him sometimes, and he acts like a little.

[E]

What?

[D]

Jerk.

[A]

So, what? You. What were you doing in Oklahoma, Pinky? I had them for the whole week.

[D]

And I had to work. We were on circuit. We did Tulsa and Oklahoma City and Muskogee. Don't ever dance in Muskogee, girl.

[E]

Bad idea.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

What?

[A]

Merle Haggard was so right. They don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee.

[E]

I bet they do. Really?

[D]

They don't? No.

[A]

No, they don't.

[E]

Nobody.

[D]

They're offended by the idea.

[A]

Do they tip well in Muskogee? Yeah, because my first song on the.

[D]

Main stage is High Head Blues by the Black Crows. And 14 guys got up and walked out.

[G]

What?

[B]

I know.

[A]

I was like, oh, my God.

[G]

You know.

[A]

Were you just. You were confusing them.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

There goes, like, you know, Tuesday and Wednesday. That's a lot of income.

[E]

So, what, does Pinky go while you're performing? Is that a bad subject?

[D]

I Let him hang with friends.

[E]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Most dance clubs are open, you know, at noon.

[E]

Right, right.

[A]

So y' all go in there?

[D]

I work at night. No, but they're off during the day.

[A]

Who's off?

[D]

My friends at dance night.

[A]

Oh, so they watch him.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Pass the baton. Deal.

[E]

They took him to the zoo.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

That explains it.

[A]

What happened to the zoo?

[D]

I don't know. Apparently that was a problem. Why don't you ask him?

[A]

Pink. What happened at the zoo?

[G]

So we went to the monkey area, and then.

[A]

Now, what city is this? Oklahoma City.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

So you went to the Oklahoma City Zoo?

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

And then we come up to this jerk monkey, and then it starts throwing bananas at me. So I have to say, I don't know where you're from, but in Texas we throw the these things back. So I threw it back.

[E]

He threw the bananas back at the monkeys.

[A]

That's. That. That's. And did you get in trouble for throwing stuff at the monkey? Because that's what it sounds like you did.

[G]

No.

[D]

Yes, he did. Yes, he did. It wasn't just the monkey thing. That was the first thing that you did.

[E]

I got a bad feeling. It wasn't bananas.

[A]

Bad boy. What else did he do? Well, I mean, he's on the road with a stripper aunt. What do you expect? And hanging out with stripper stripper sitters during the day.

[D]

So the zookeeper, whoever came and said, don't do that. Stop throwing the poop at the monkeys knew wasn't bananas.

[A]

I didn't think so.

[D]

Then he runs around the whole African Sahara area, up and down the aisle.

[A]

Saying, the lion got out. The lion got out. Help. Help. The lion got out.

[D]

That's pretty funny to him. It was funny. They evacuated 440 people from the Oklahoma City Zoo.

[A]

Ah.

[D]

So he winds up in juvie in Broken Arrow again. And I had to go get him out. I didn't make any money in Muskogee on Tuesday or Wednesday. All I've got is like a measly twelve hundred dollars. You know what it cost me to get him out?

[A]

Fifteen, eleven hundred. I bet. Wow. I just don't think you're cut out to be a mom, Hannah. Of course not.

[D]

I'm Aunt Hannah.

[A]

I'm the coolest. Hang on, Hannah. I've got to grab Virgil. And Baton Rouge. Virgil. A 13 Mustang GT with 13, 000 miles. It says it's supercharged. Is it a Shelby?

[C]

No, it's a GT. It's just a regular GT 5.0 with a BMP. Supercharger, 13, 000 miles on it.

[A]

Does it have any engine noise? Does have any.

[C]

No, not at all. It still looks brand new.

[A]

Does it have leather?

[C]

No, it has fall.

[A]

Is it a stick or an automatic?

[C]

Stick. Six feet.

[A]

So it's not a California special. It's a stick. And it does have.

[C]

It is lowered with. It's got a little lowering kit for, like, mountain racing. With the lightweight black aluminum wheels on it.

[A]

Is it. Does it have a track tires on it?

[C]

No, no, it's got regular 35 series tires on it.

[A]

Does that factory navigation? No, it sounds. You know. What color is it?

[C]

Ford blue.

[A]

It sounds like $20,000 to me.

[C]

All right, well, I know you'd never get, you know, somebody that deals with. With hot rods. You never get your money back out. It's just something you do for fun. And then you. Then you lose the money after you have the phone.

[A]

Hey, it's better than a boat.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Or a stripper. Okay. 800. 800. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and we'll pick it up and buy it.

[E]

Or a stripper.

[A]

We broke a record this month at. Give me the van. Yeah, we bought a lot of cars.

[E]

You want to see how many?

[A]

If I did, I would.

[E]

Okay. Just thought maybe you were wanting us.

[A]

I would, J.D. if I knew.

[E]

Oh, you don't know?

[A]

No.

[E]

Well, if we had somebody maybe above you in the company.

[A]

Oh, that's right.

[E]

You're the boss.

[A]

Well, if. If our IT guys. If our IT guys could get the count right.

[E]

Oh, there's where they. I knew we were going somewhere.

[A]

Well, I really wasn't planning on busting Rob's balls in the air in front of everybody.

[E]

Sorry, Robbie.

[A]

And I know that he's gonna blame Adam, but that's fine.

[B]

Would you like to see the number? One number says a big one says.

[A]

1100, plus the other, so that's like 1800. I just don't know. But we'll figure it out. You know, I know how many checks we've cut, but see, we. It's a work in progress. So we buy the car today, and then we pick it up in three days. Sure. And then we cut the check for the payoff three days after that.

[E]

Gotcha.

[A]

Or whatever. So just because you cut a check. Yeah. I mean, there's a week there that you don't.

[E]

Everything's in transit.

[A]

Yeah. Our new system. Our counter was off a little bit.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

Okay, if we.

[A]

If we lost a deal, then it stayed counted, and somebody like, bumped a deal into. And it was. It was screwed up anyway. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Lakers looking to land Kawaii Leonard. Kawhi Leonard. Yeah, Leonard.

[B]

Yeah, from San Antonio.

[A]

LeBron James opt out of his $36 million deal with the Cavs. Clears path for him to sign with the Sixers of the Lakers. What do you think, J.D.

[E]

That'S amazing to me. I was just stunned by the whole thing.

[B]

The worst person to ask.

[E]

Yeah, that's why I did it.

[B]

What do you think, John? You think he's gonna go to Lake?

[A]

I think he's gonna go to Philly.

[E]

That kept me up.

[B]

Really.

[A]

He can get all the credit. He can stay in the East. He doesn't have to play the west all the time and get beat up. And that's probably added two years to his career, not having to play the good teams all year long.

[B]

True, but what Hollywood, man. Hollywood. Bring back Hollywood.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Bring back the Lakers. The Lakers could get Leonard and him. That could beat Golden State. I mean, that's.

[A]

Does he have the team on the. On the Lakers to put it together? I'm not familiar with them right now.

[B]

No, not right now. I mean, they really don't have any superstars.

[A]

He came to the Mavericks with the Mavericks. Be better than the Cavaliers.

[B]

They would be better than DJ Pre.

[A]

Can raise his old black head up. What are you doing? Yes. You got something to say?

[F]

Hey, man, I'm just trying to get my Mavs right, man. We need some help.

[A]

I agree. I agree.

[B]

Well, they're getting going in the right direction now.

[A]

Cuban. Cuban wants to run for president. This would be a good campaign.

[B]

I don't think he's. I think he's in the Mavericks now because they. They've got their pick, the draft pick, the Croatian kid. He's supposed to be outstanding. And it looks like they're going to land Jordan. What's his face? DeAndre Jordan, best rebounder in the NBA.

[A]

Right.

[B]

He's going to sign with the Mavericks. So they're treading upward. If LeBron came there. Yes.

[A]

They'd be better than if LeBron came to Dallas and won Dallas a championship two years from now. That would be so perfect. What. When is the championships? In the spring. So the presidential elections in November. So that'd be a year from now. He'd need to win for Cuban. Do you think as stupid as this theory I'm brewing together, it's so true. Yeah, it's so true. I made a lot of bad theories over the years. And you guys have started subscribing to him like, well, you know, he's kind of onto something.

[E]

Unfortunately, you're right more than you're wrong.

[A]

So Cuban recruits, LeBron Mavericks win the world championship in Dallas again.

[B]

So next June.

[A]

So he is getting, like, Trump free advertising, like, gazillions of dollars worth of it. And he starts bragging about how he turned this deal around, and he's going to turn this country around just like he did the crappy Dallas Mavericks. I'm telling you, that's how it worked. And then he would catch that wave. It's just like surfing a wave. And he would ride it right through the summer, into the elections. And he might have a chance. Trump's to whip his ass, but. But it's a great play. So, Mark, if you're listening, which I know you do, you need to consider this, because this might be the only chance, so. So when you're negotiating with LeBron James and having to overpay him, think he might be buying the king's castle. Not his, but yours, the big one.

[B]

Hey, people were dumb enough to do it before, why wouldn't they do it again?

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We buy Wranglers, diesel trucks, cowboy Cadillacs, exotic cars, Rolls, Ferrari. Not a bunch of old. Yeah, we'll buy all that stuff. A lot of Corvettes, you know, the normal stuff. But our average cost of car is $20,000. Two grand to 200 grand is what we buy real well. Go to givemetheven.com or just call in now at 800-800radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Good morning Vegas. Good morning, California. Good morning Dallas. Houston, Oklahoma. Shorty, Arkansas, Louisiana, Louisiana. Everybody in between. Bareback. Attention, everyone. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com positions.

[E]

Are you ready?

[D]

Absolutely.

[A]

You are coming with me now. John Clay Wolf. I accidentally hung up on a caller minute. Ow. During the break, I told him I was gonna hang on. So, Gary, if you want to call back, I'll take you right on 800-800-Radio. He wanted to complain about something that Turley said about politics. And that's always entertaining to me, always.

[D]

What happens, man, it's just always something.

[A]

Shane, good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Hey, how you doing?

[A]

Good, good. What, what city?

[C]

Denham Springs, Louisiana.

[A]

Okay, it's a 13 grand Cherokee SRT8. What color?

[C]

Black.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof? I think they all did, but I Don't remember.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. Sunroof with, with a Panama panoramic roof.

[A]

Also Panama Pena. Are you driving around with your white shrimper boots on right now?

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Okay. I knew you're down there, down south. Just checking. It wasn't, was it, Was it a flood car? No. Okay, I'm right there. Around low. 30s, 30, 31, 32, maybe 33. I.

[C]

Little low.

[A]

What's it take to bite?

[C]

About 40.

[A]

Well, you're stoned off your ass. 800.

[C]

Damn high.

[B]

800.

[A]

800. It's got 58 on it. Doesn't have 28. If I had 28 on it, that's a different dog. This ain't that dog. This dog's 58.

[E]

This ain't that dog.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. So the world Cup. God, man. If Denmark keeps advancing, you know, it's gonna be in my house and, like, everybody's gonna be calling in the middle of the night because I, I.

[B]

They're in the knockout round.

[A]

I live with the ABBA family. Yeah, I know abba's from Sweden, but my wife's mother's. My wife's grandmother's sister is Agathena, the hot chick from abba. She's not hot anymore, but, I mean, I still look at pictures of her back when nobody's looking.

[E]

Yes. And still get money.

[A]

They. They get excited about their. They get excited. Well, here's celebrating. So Denmark is in the knockout round. Whose favorite is it? Mexico. Because they're really looking good.

[D]

That's a big match, though. Brazil and Mexico.

[B]

Yeah, Brazil. They got to take on Brazil. Brazil is always.

[A]

It's the, it's the mota versus the coca.

[D]

Right.

[A]

It's weed versus cocaine.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Today at 1:00'. Clock.

[B]

Not. Oh, they don't play.

[A]

Today they play weed versus cocaine. 10:00am Monday morning.

[D]

Yeah. On Fox and Telemundo.

[B]

Productivity Monday will be down.

[A]

Oh, absolutely. Yeah. Mexicans really take this seriously. Can I say the word Mexicans on there?

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

Why can you say Canadians but you can't say Mexicans?

[B]

You can say Mexicans.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Why would you not.

[E]

Someone from Mexico is a Mexican.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm a little offended.

[E]

That's a Texan from Texas. Mexican.

[A]

What's Oklahoma? You can't. It's not an engine. It's not an engine.

[B]

You want to ask Tony Romo's dad.

[A]

He's in the Romero Camaro.

[E]

He should know.

[A]

Yeah. Tony Romo is a Mexican. Nobody knows that. Yeah, but he is. And his father.

[D]

Good Morning, Romero Diaz. How are you, Mr. Wolf? Gas. It is true.

[A]

What?

[D]

When a person comes from the Mexico, they are a Mexican.

[E]

Thank you very much.

[B]

We needed.

[A]

But then why is it like bad? Like people are like. Don't say that.

[D]

I don't know which these people you say at this time. I have not heard this.

[A]

I have.

[D]

I wonder why they pick on you this way.

[A]

I don't know. I get picked on a lot. I get bullied, Romero.

[E]

Bullied?

[A]

Yeah. Did little Tony, little quarterback Tony get bullied back in his youth?

[D]

Oh, yes, there was many a time. Now, Antonio, my son is very fair skinned, but he is still fair skinned. A third generation Mexican. Unlike his mother, Camila Jubakovsky.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Who is a German Polish.

[A]

Is that why he's so clumsy?

[D]

This is what makes him somewhat accident, bro. You know, when he was in school, every Tuesday was at the Mexican food a day in the cafeteria.

[B]

Taco Tuesday.

[A]

Taco Tuesday.

[D]

In the Burlington public schools, everyone eat the same thing. Every day on a Tuesday was a Taco Tuesday. And they have a. You may have a tostada, you may have a burrito.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And when he pulls straight to the cafeteria. And all of the big rich kids have other concepts, but the Chef Boyardee's the Chef Boyardee. And the Benny Weenies.

[E]

Beanie weenies.

[D]

And here is Antonio, my son.

[E]

Sure.

[D]

Having his cafeterious lunch like everybody else.

[E]

That's a cafeteria lunch.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

And they make a fun of him.

[G]

Why?

[D]

Oh, the Mexican la cast is a tostad. Well, let's say to him, he once took a boys can of a chef. A boyard. The beferoni, the beefaroni. Did you know it?

[E]

Yeah, I know, I know. Exactly.

[A]

So hang on, I'm confused why he's getting picked on in public school by all the little rich kids because he wants to eat Mexican food on non Mexican Tuesday.

[D]

Yes. This is the part of living in Wisconsin.

[E]

Wisconsin.

[D]

That you never hear about.

[E]

No, you don't.

[D]

On the Green Bay packers network.

[C]

No.

[D]

But it's true. He became so angry one day during his lunch time.

[E]

He took it.

[D]

He took a boy's kind of the Beffaroni, the Chef Abuyardi.

[F]

Okay.

[D]

Mustache and all.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And through it.

[A]

This is Tony Romo.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Quarterback for the Dallas cup when he.

[E]

Was a boy in school. He's picked on. So he picked. He picks up a can of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

He's like, you make a fun of my tostada.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

I could take your beefaronis. Oh, no. And he take us to the beveronis. And even then, he was an accomplished. His technique was exquisite.

[A]

Yeah, but we.

[D]

He said his feet. Yeah. And he looked far to the end of the cafeteria.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

And he throw the beef brownies. 51 jars. 51 jars. Right into the trash can at the end of the hole and says that now you can eat that, you honky, you.

[A]

So this has been going on for a while.

[D]

Is it okay if I say the honky?

[E]

It's okay. Honky's fine. Honky's fine.

[A]

What is a honky? Amanda, good morning. You're on the air, actually.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

14F4. I'm good. I hope you learned something from Tony Romo's father there a moment ago about his childhood.

[C]

Yeah, every little bit.

[A]

Racism and bullying or there is no innocent. It cuts a wide sloth all the way through Wisconsin and Mexico. 14F250 Super Duty, 56,000 miles. Lariat Leather navigation. No sunroof. Is that correct?

[C]

No sunroof with the diesel.

[A]

Fourteen with 56. Fourteen with 56. 14 with 56 is worth 36.

[C]

You say 36.

[A]

I think that's right. What are you saying? Have you had any bids anywhere else?

[C]

I've looked online. I was hoping more for 39.

[A]

So we're close. You know the new one, you can buy the new body style now after the discounts for 60. And then I've sold some 15s and 16s, which is the last years of the new. Old body style was crazy low. Miles, after they hit 40 grand, they really peter out. They're hitting the brakes on the market. So somewhere between where you are and I am is correct. Go to givemetheven.com and load up your license plate there or your vin number and I'll get with you after the show. Send me a couple of pictures of them. Let me fall in love with it. Let me fall in love with you too, Amanda. Send me pictures of you.

[C]

All right.

[A]

All right, good.

[C]

I'll do that. I appreciate it.

[A]

Yes, ma'.

[D]

Am.

[A]

800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 808. Here's the same thing. See, Richard in east Texas has a 15F350 with 24 platinum leather nav, no roof, great miles. But it's the second of last year, that old body style. And Richard wants 50 grand for it. But it ain't gonna get there.

[E]

Not there.

[A]

So, Richard, I'm gonna be like 40 grand. 40, 40, 41, 42. Does it have a. Does it have a sunroof? No.

[C]

Sure it doesn't have a sunroof.

[A]

I'd like to buy it everything.

[C]

It has everything else on it. Now I did put a lift kit. It's better 4 inch lift kit that makes a difference. And also have a Iron Cross bumper.

[A]

That makes a difference. So it's got, you know, four grand.

[C]

Worth of mods, tires and wheels.

[A]

Five grand worth of mods. Let do this go to Give me the VI and give me the vin.com youm know our website. Load it up, send me some pictures. Let me see that thing because I've got an ad for that. What your. Your conversion. And where do you live in East.

[C]

Texas, down around Athens.

[A]

Sure. Okay. Demolike. We send drivers out that way to Shreveport every day to go get cars. So we can whip in there if make a deal. Whip in there and bring a check over and pick it up. Just load it up and give me the vin.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J.D. ryan on my right. Good morning, John Bobbo across from me.

[D]

Yeah, Daddy.

[A]

And Rush Limbaugh in isdn. Is that right?

[B]

Yeah. Let me dial him up in Florida right now.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

Perfect guy. We were talking about opioids earlier. He'd be the perfect guy to ask.

[B]

Oh, no kidding.

[E]

Yeah. What they are and who use them. Hey, hey, Rush.

[D]

John.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

Are you hearing me? Okay?

[A]

I am.

[D]

I think I've broken my headphones. Oh, I've gone through a lot of headphones the last 18 hours or something. What I've got, if you'll forgive me.

[A]

You're slurring your words, Rush.

[D]

I've got to cast a disclaimer here. And I mean this sincerely, because I'd never take the fact that Saturdays are part of my weekend off the air.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Kind of.

[D]

And muddle your program with filler. I wouldn't do it. No, I mean, but you're a pro. Look, even on your show, I don't want to be misconstrued as old hat. Same as before. Out to pasture. Uncle Rushbow.

[E]

Gotcha.

[D]

That being said, going to keep cutting edge. That being said, I still haven't exhausted my supply of the Margaritaville tequila.

[A]

Oh, God.

[D]

And I know, I know. Same as last week.

[A]

Do you hear him slurring his words like.

[D]

And I've been. I've been really trying.

[E]

Jimmy Buffett gave you this stuff. Now you can't stop drinking.

[D]

Cases and cases I've had about, I don't know, since yesterday. Yeah, 2pm in the afternoon. I remember what time it was because I Wrote it down. Here's a little show Note for you, J.D. okay, I've had about, I don't know, a dozen or so margaritas, countless shots chased with delicious land shark beer. And I'm having a tequila sunrise my 8th of the morning as we speak.

[A]

Have you ever taken your own iced tea, two by tea, like if by sea, and mixed it with vodka?

[D]

That sounds like a great idea.

[A]

Well, do. Here's what I think you should do.

[D]

I never thought I'd get tired of tequila rush.

[A]

I want to ask you about the new Supreme Court judge that Trump may pick. However, I need you to sober up a little bit so that you can give me a better answer. And all my listeners, I owe it to them to bring a sober and straight Rush Limbaugh. Not a drunk, washed up alcoholic.

[D]

Well, you can call it what you want, John, but, you know, the wisdom remains incarnate.

[A]

So I'm gonna bring you back in an hour. I'm gonna give you an hour to drink some coffee, take a few BC powders, go for a swim in that pool of yours, maybe go rub on your old lady and straighten your head out and come back here.

[D]

That sounds like a great idea.

[A]

Okay, see you next week. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. DJ Prek. DJ Prekay. My man. What up?

[F]

What up?

[A]

Do you have his. Do you have his Africa song? We didn't play that again. We had a lot of spin.

[E]

He did this little years ago, years ago.

[A]

And then Weezer just did it again. But anyway, pre K last week at Dallas Auto auction, we were selling our 300 cars. I see a white Eldo roll up, old buddy Eldo etc. With like 24,000 miles. You were all crying about that gold one was 62 weeks ago. Why were you not all over this white one?

[F]

Man, I thought about it, man. I had the. My bankroll in my pocket, but, you know, I only had two GS on me again, so.

[A]

Coming up with a case of shorts, man. Whitey Blackie with a case of shorts. And I don't mean knickers.

[D]

What?

[A]

So, so two GS. Listen, we're not going to get those cars very often to have two antique, almost El Dorados in that price range with those miles on them back to back. We're not going to see that again for six months. So the next time you see it, you need to set. You need to grab me or Turley or somebody and get serious and get this straightened out. I mean, if you got two GS, I control your paycheck. Because we pay you. I'll loan you some money to buy the car. Just auto deduct it out of a few weeks. Quit being a little. And not speaking up and not getting what you want because I. I know you're good for it. I mean, any rapper can earn enough to pay for a catalog, one hit song. Especially if. I mean, if he works. I mean, if he's a rapper, he's a dj. Works for me. So I can. I can. Like Uncle Salmon.

[E]

He's got his own radio show to promote it on nationwide.

[A]

I mean, have you ever heard his music?

[E]

Yeah, well, I've heard a little bit of it. I'd like to hear some more.

[A]

So, dj, do you hear what I'm saying? I'm serious. Don't let another one slide through because you won't see it again.

[F]

I got you, man. Let's work out a payment plan or something, man. But yeah, let's spend some more of my records, man. Let me get some of that rapper money up real quick so I can buy maybe a. A few Cadillacs.

[A]

We'll do that in a. In the next segment, maybe when Rush comes back sober. If Rush comes back sober. If Rush Limbaugh comes back sober, I'll play your record on the air.

[F]

So we can't count on it, huh?

[A]

Just about like you, Rome. Baytown. 11. 1 ton, dually, 52,000 miles. Leather roof, nav. Mud tires. Which trim level is it?

[C]

It's Laramie.

[A]

Laramie. Okay. Eleven. Thirty. Thirty grand.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

I think it's diesel, right?

[C]

Yeah, it's a diesel.

[A]

What do you think? Am I too high?

[C]

Not enough.

[A]

Not enough.

[C]

I mean, Dan, them things are, like, almost 80 grand right now. I'm not gonna get.

[A]

Okay, let me. Rome. I need to educate you, sir. First of all, they take, like 15,000 off sticker. You got an 11, you're looking at 18s. There's a difference. The one. The 18s have zero miles on them, and they sell them new for $58,000. And they're mega cabs. Yours is 11. It's seven years older. It's got 52,000 miles. It's low 30s, mid 30s. Go to givemethevin.com. load up. I'll buy it from you. My name is John Clee Wolf. I buy cars in the air and we straighten out troubled lives.

[D]

He only drinks cheap premium rum during the month of June because good quality whiskey poses a dramatic cut to his firecracker budget. He takes leadership seriously and doesn't hesitate to order employees around Even when they're not his employees. He finally broke down and had his prostate examined by a highly regarded, well known practitioner named Mamie at the Asian massage parlor downtown. His diagnosis, all clear and happy. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty light.

[A]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. New York State assembly is considering a new bill that would legalize alcoholic ice cream. From the Wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf Show.

[F]

That's great news.

[A]

Instead of five year old having a rough day now. John Clay Wolf, 800-800-723-4. So we were talking earlier at 8 o' clock and remember the podcast goes up about 1 o' clock and Bobo interviewed Rodney Foster yesterday. It's about 20 minutes. It's already up on the podcast. If you're, if you are a subscription to the podcast, it's free. By the way, whenever that we do midweek stuff and interviews and weird stuff like that, it'll notify you if you're a fan of all that. Who is Rodney Foster? He's the, he's the writer.

[E]

Writer. Foster and Lloyd, it was a country act. He had several songs, several hits. He's a great writer. And Foster and Lloyd had a couple.

[D]

Of hits back in 1986 after George Strait and Dwight Yoakum were so, so, so big. Neo traditionalist country music kind of rolled over again in the old Millsap Whan Eddie Rabbit form reemerged.

[A]

Sounds just like his character Wallace. Go ahead, Wallace. Go ahead, Wallace.

[D]

At that time, Foster and Lloyd were on the forefront of the new progressive country movement, which was more of a traditional rockabilly style. In fact, Radney Foster actually has six fingers on his left hand, which makes it easier to make those chords. He is a cool guy, though. He went solo back like 1991 or thereabouts and has had some, some huge success in country music. Lives in Nashville. He's from Del Rio.

[A]

Del Rio.

[D]

And is a statesman of country music.

[A]

Hang on, here's the chorus. Turn up Charlie.

[C]

So people know.

[A]

What year was this?

[B]

87.

[A]

I went to the Eagles last week and I saw the Eagles. Yeah, and Vince Gill. I went to the Vince Gill show.

[E]

I wasn't that positive.

[A]

He was good.

[E]

He was amazing.

[A]

He's so good. Bobbo, were you there?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

Okay. So I'm gonna say, I mean, what's the guys. Chris Stapleton that opened for the Eagles?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Everybody loved him. I did not. I watched, I said, I sat and drank beer. In the deal upstairs and watched him on tv.

[B]

I was curious about it.

[A]

I just didn't care. Everybody else loves him. I'm sure they're mad that I didn't watch him. And I'm not ooing and on.

[D]

You know, you talk about Waylon reincarnated, though. That's what really Stapleton's doing.

[A]

Yeah. Good. Well, then I'm gonna love it.

[D]

Good. Outlaw music.

[A]

So the Eagles show. What was your. In a snippet. What was your take?

[D]

I got three takes. Vince Gill is a good fit for that band.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

I mean, he sings the Glenn parts perfectly. And some of those high harmonies, I mean, they're getting really high now, right? Songs like Lion Eyes. Glenn Fry's son, Deacon Fry, is just as cool as cool can be. I'm so glad that's working out. It seemed like a bit of a nepotistic thing, but he looks just like him.

[A]

He looks just like him, J.D.

[E]

Does he really?

[A]

I mean, just like him. He's got his glasses back as a headband and his big. It's like he went to the barber and said, make my hair just like this picture of my dad in 1977.

[D]

And there's a time when he's singing Tequila Sunrise when they show that picture of Glenn behind him. He looks just like him. Wow. My third take. And this is where the only place I disagree with you. Vince Gill did not steal that show. Joe Walsh stole that show time and time again. Right.

[A]

I'm gonna say Vince Gill stole it for me because it was new. I've seen Joe a few times, and I think he's wonderful. He's my favorite. Yeah.

[D]

And they actually.

[A]

You're right. You're right. I'm gonna go with you. Yes. But Vince, I was just so happy. Vince is a better Eagle than Glenn was. Vince is so perfect.

[D]

Vince actually did one of his own solo hits during an Eagles concert, which I thought was weird.

[A]

Well, I thought it was great.

[D]

Well, because he's the new kid. And of course, they play Don Henley stuff. They used to play.

[A]

But, I mean, like, it was almost like a donation to the musical. Sacri. Musical. Guys, if we. Okay, so it's like a deal that Don Henley made with the devil. So hang on. We. We have Satan right here. Satan. Good morning, Satan. Satan is here in the studio. So, Satan, I was talking to Satan the other day, and he explained to me, and I don't know if we can talk about this on air, but. So Don Henley went to the devil and said, I'll give you Glenn.

[E]

It was all a negotiation.

[A]

If I can have his look back in his kid. Well, he didn't even tell the devil that, did he? He knew he had his kid.

[C]

Oh, he tried it, though. He tried it. He's a tough negotiator then Don Henley.

[D]

That's what I've heard.

[C]

Well, I can't wait to get him down here.

[A]

He's going straight.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Wrote out a. So. So. So he the devil. Don Henley traded Glenn to the devil. And he got to keep Deacon as half.

[E]

Got it.

[A]

But he's getting Vince Gill, and he knew that it would be a better Eagles, and. And he could make a whole nother decade out of it.

[C]

That's part of the story, actually. His. His son was not involved in that deal. What happened was Vince Gill sold me his soul decades ago. Yeah, he's always a bluegrass guy. He's making no money. He was married to one of those sweethearts of the rodeo.

[A]

Right.

[E]

I remember that.

[C]

That's how famous Vince Gill was. Right? And he said, you know. You know how he talks.

[D]

He's like, you know, Satan.

[E]

Right.

[C]

If I could just get my own record deal and get out of this damn pure Prairie League.

[E]

That's right.

[D]

I'd like to be a solo artist.

[C]

So I gave him the ability to play guitar.

[E]

Wow. You did a good job.

[C]

And that voice. That voice. When you hear him sing, go rest high on that mountain.

[E]

Right?

[C]

Oh, that's all me, brother. I gave him that. I gave him that. So it's a package deal. But that's how I work, you know, it's not music. Friends, take it from the Prince of Darkness himself. Kids, it is music business. And they reneged on the Glenn Fry thing.

[A]

What happened?

[C]

I wasn't here eight weeks. Their manager, Irving Azoff, shows up with papers from his attorneys. Attorneys, plural. And I had to give him up.

[A]

Really? We gotta go to a break. We'll hear more about that in a minute. Rudy and Arlington, good morning.

[C]

Good morning.

[A]

We were talking earlier about renaming White, Black, Latino or other bit. DJ Pre K's signature, trademark bit in our show. And yeah, yeah, we're feeling some pressure about renaming it for political correctness reasons. So I see that you have an idea of a new name.

[C]

Yeah, I do have a little idea for new names. What is Call it like, you can call it baked chicken and then fried chicken, Chicken fajita and then curry chicken, and then you can't leave out a certain group, so you call them the Clam Chowders.

[A]

I don't know who the Clam Chowders are, but I'm scared to ask. Sounds like a band from the 80s. The clam chatters are the LGBT community.

[C]

Which I think.

[A]

Wow, he set us up good for that punchline. Thank you, Rudy and Arlington. That's the best we've ever been set up for a punchline since I've been doing this show. Thirteen years. That's good. You got me. You got me.

[B]

You got it, John. Yeah, we can't use that.

[A]

And Rudy got y'. All. He got us all.

[E]

He got us all.

[A]

We'll be back in just a minute. With the looming shadow of the Mueller.

[D]

Investigation, the White House announced he'll be.

[A]

Meeting with Vladimir Putin on July 16. From the Wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf Show. It makes sense. It is time for Trump's annual employee review. Now, John Clay Wolf, what's the name of the song? Down and a Rich Man.

[D]

Baby, you're a rich man.

[A]

Baby, you're a rich man. If you've not seen the Paul McCartney, James Corporation cordon carpool karaoke, it's the best one he's ever done.

[D]

Ever.

[A]

Ever. Totally ever.

[E]

Yeah, he's done a lot of great ones. Elton John.

[A]

20 minutes long, and it's awesome.

[B]

Yeah, it's a show. Usually the karaoke is like about five minutes. Yeah. This is a full show.

[A]

Yeah. If you're a Beatles fan, you got to watch it. Big Phil, good morning.

[C]

Hey, John. How are you today?

[A]

Good. This is our lane coordinator, one of them from Dallas Auto Auction. He.

[C]

Yes, I, I, I, I work at Manheim. I actually do your lane on Wednesday. I was calling to ask you because they had that once, that new sale on Tuesday. The high end sale.

[A]

Right.

[C]

The high line sales that were like 2, 200,000 plus.

[A]

Right.

[C]

And, and, and I wasn't sure because there's so many beautiful cars. Did you have any special ones that went through there?

[A]

Yeah, we had a couple of Bentleys, a couple Rolls, a Ferrari Audi R8, a Maybach Mabach. It was. I didn't overload it because I wasn't sure if it was going to work because taking, you know, our lane on Wednesday at Dallas is so loaded with big cars like that, they wanted me to take them out and run them in the special sale on Tuesday. And I hate emasculating my grouping that we run on Wednesday. So I didn't just completely gut it. We stuck our toe in the water and it was fine. I don't think we sold our cars any higher on Tuesday than I would have on Wednesday. I'm here with spinquest where you can play and win from the comfort of your own home with hundreds of slot games and all of the table games you love with real cash prizes. Right now, $30 coin packs are on sale for $10. For new users, it's [e-mail] that's S-P-I-N Q U-E-T.com Spinquest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details.

[C]

Right. There were some beautiful cars there. I mean, gorgeous cars. I saw a blue Lamborghini there that was just phenomenal. I was wondering, I think it went for like 2 or 300 grand. I wasn't sure.

[A]

Well, did you notice what they did is they took what we do every Wednesday and they just turned it into like a one day deal.

[C]

Well, I think what they were doing was they were kind of copying what you do and trying to make it into to a sale for themselves.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You know, like you said, them are the cars that roll through your thing every week. So I was wondering how many of them were your cars that were actually running through there.

[A]

So they were copying me. I should, I should get a royalty off of this.

[C]

They were if they were emulating you. Because again, you're the only guy who's ever come in with a helicopter. You're the only guy I've ever seen with a red carpet come out. You're the only guy there that has great food there that no one else has.

[A]

Right.

[C]

You got these high end $200,000 cars rolling through there.

[A]

We sell them all. That's the difference between us and everybody else.

[C]

Listen, let me tell the people out there, he's not kidding. Because I listen to every single car that goes out there being auctioned and they sell more than every. There's 23 lanes, they sell more than everybody there. I hear every car go through being so sold and out of them. And my friends work all 23 lanes, they sell more than everybody.

[A]

The Bentley we bought off there the other day, I lost $2,000 on it. First pass. I mean, it's just what we do, we just sell the damn cars. And that's what the difference is about us. And that's our people.

[C]

John, I came in there, I came in there at the end, like, you know, because you had watermelon at the end, which is delicious. And I watch these guys, they're so driven looking at you when the cars are being sold. I mean, it's like they're totally concentrated on them cars because they want Them.

[A]

Cars, well, they know at any minute we're fixing to sell it. It's not some waste your time deal. So anyway, that's what we do. Phil, I got to keep rolling. I so appreciate you calling in. It's good to talk to you, man.

[B]

Phil was not paid by John, Clay Wolf or anybody at the Give me the VIN llc.

[A]

No, no, he called in a couple of weeks ago. He's been. Been fun.

[D]

He got a character. Are we playing the game right now?

[A]

White, black, Latino or other?

[D]

No, no, the other. The other game, cuz. That sounds like Chablis to me. That sounds like alcohol.

[A]

John and Hudon, perhaps. John and Houston. O2 vet. Removable top. O2, C4. 63,000 miles. Was that a C5? I forget my C leather. What? Average, rougher, clean.

[C]

That was very clean.

[A]

10 grand. Hello? Hello? It's an O2. It ain't and it's not. It's not a 2. It's not a 12. It's not a new body style. 05. It's 02 with 63. Is it a Z06?

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay. Well, hell to the no. I mean, the good news is, is you still have your car and I still have my money. Yeah, that's the good news. But I would. I probably give a little more for it. Just let me see pictures of it. Let me fall in love with it.

[G]

Go to.

[A]

Give me the VIN. Our websites. Give me the V.I. n. Give in dot com. Vegas, California, Oklahoma, Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Austin, L.A. arkansas, all the states that we're in. Any of y' all can go right now. Givemetheven.com and we will put a bid on your car and we will come get it. 8008-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio. We might even negotiate with you a little bit if you imagine that. What have you got, J.D.

[E]

Let'S see here. Now, are we gonna play the booze, meth, weed other game later?

[A]

I think we do it now.

[E]

You want to do it now? I have a little tester, but he's got.

[A]

What's your tester?

[E]

A little tester. Okay, here we go. Authorities say a man who is attempting to have relations with the tailpipe of a car in central Kansas.

[A]

I think it's.

[E]

Phil was subdued with a stun gun after he refused to stop. This is in Newton, Kansas. 24 year old man. Was he on booze, meth, weed or other?

[A]

Baba said Chablis. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

This guy having relations with the tailpipe of a car.

[A]

I'm going Just, just good old drunk. Just a good old drunk. What do you think, Turley?

[B]

Man, he's feeling it. I'm going with other ecstasy.

[A]

Oh, that's a good call.

[E]

That's a good call. Are we done, Bobbo?

[D]

It sounds messy to me.

[A]

DJ Prek, are you listening to this one? Do you have any input?

[B]

He's on the phone. Hold on.

[A]

Here, put him on hold.

[F]

Hey man, I got him on hold.

[A]

Hold up.

[F]

Let's see. What, what are the options again?

[E]

Well, booze, meth, weed or other. The man was having relations with the tailpipe of a car in Newton, Kansas.

[F]

Man, I know them boys up in Kansas, they love they moonshine. Man, I'mma go here. Was drunk as a skunk.

[E]

The 24 year old was taken to the emergency room Tuesday because of his life threatening high blood alcohol content of.35.

[A]

We know one thing, it's a good oldfashioned drunk. Yeah buddy. 800-800-723-48800 radio. See we found a way around it to keep everyone watch. All the drunks start calling and being offended. I'm offended. The civil. The ACLU is going to come after us and we're making fun of drunks. Speaking of drunks, Rush Limbaugh will be back I think in about 10 minutes. Zach Pecos, Texas 09 Sierra with 50,000 miles. I have trouble believing, believing that you live in Pecos, Texas in the middle of the desert with a 10, 10 year old truck that has only 50,000 miles on it. I'm going to ask you a question in front of everybody. I just want you to answer it honestly. Nobody knows your name and neither do I. Did you cut the miles on the truck?

[C]

It was owned by an old man. That's what I was told. It just. It has little miles and it runs real good.

[A]

Does 10 grand buy it?

[C]

I don't drive it either because I. I have a work truck and I might use it. I might use it to go out to the ranch once in a while, but that's about it.

[A]

Does ten grand buy it?

[C]

I was hoping you can get me out of buying because I owe a little bit more on it.

[A]

How much.

[C]

Payoff is?

[A]

15. 15. The miles are so wonderful. I might do it. I need to see pictures. Take some good daylight pictures of it. Send them in with your [e-mail] on the info box. Say I told John on the air I need my payoff and my payoff's 15. And we will pay off your payoff if we can make it work?

[C]

Okay, I'll go ahead and do them.

[A]

Give me the vin.com. 800-800-7234. Yes, we pay cash. Yes, we beat Carmax. If we don't, we'll pay a $100 check payable to you. If we don't beat your written CarMax offer and we do payoffs, we'll pay off your payoff. You know, it's funny that people, like, want all the money and all this. They start bossing you around on the payoff thing, and they don't realize we're loaning them the money. Loaning them the money to make their payoff. We're gonna pay your bank when they start. I was like, hey, stop right there. You know, you're right. Just go pay it off yourself.

[E]

No, wait a minute.

[A]

Get the title and the keys, and I'll write you a check all at once. Right? Wow. Okay, well, just chill. Chill. I gotta it it. I gotta loan that money out for, like, 30 days waiting on a time.

[E]

Right?

[A]

And the lenders aren't always that nice to us either. No, they. They don't give us all the information. Right, right, right, right, right, right. 800-800-723-4. We got J.D. ryan on my right.

[E]

On the other hand. I'm sorry.

[A]

Go ahead, Mr. Bobbo. Hi, across from me. And hey, Nolan, my son's in here. Real quick. Oh, we're at the top of the hour, Nolan. Real quick, real quick. You got 20 seconds. Grab that mic. What did you think about the Chicago concert last night?

[G]

It was dope, man.

[A]

It was dope, man.

[B]

What.

[A]

What did you like about it real quick?

[G]

The man song.

[A]

I'm a man. Yes, I am. I know I would. Turley, we need to come back with a I'm the man song. All right, all right, we'll do. Washington Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced.

[B]

He'S retiring, which means President Trump will pick his replacement.

[A]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com and ask this judge he'll choose. Trump said either Adam Levine or Blake Shelton. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. They're both a little edgy for different reasons now. John Clay Wolf. So last night, I took the boys to Chicago.

[E]

Chicago and Reo, man, was it good?

[A]

Yeah, it was fun.

[E]

It's just odd to me that your kids, as young as they are, really like Chicago and reo.

[A]

Well, they didn't really like the first set of Chicago. It was like something. I mean, you had to put an your nooses Check all your nooses and your guns in I was gonna ask you. Don't blow your head off.

[E]

I heard one of the guys from Chicago say the new tour is. The whole first part of the show is the Chicago 2 in its entirety.

[A]

It has one hit.

[E]

One hit.

[A]

One hit. Why would they do that? One hit. Why would you do this?

[D]

It's a great album, man, but you.

[E]

Don'T do it in concert.

[A]

Not for that. Not for a 20. That place was sold out, dude. I can't believe they sold that place up so well. So this is. This is. I'm a man. Hey, Nolan, are you still here? Oh, he's gone. I lost him. Yeah, this is the song the kids liked, so.

[B]

But this is not even Chicago. Right.

[A]

Well, Chicago saying I'm a man. Okay, this is the good version. This is Stevie Winwood singing it back when he was, like, 19 years old kicking that ass. But, yeah, it was. They were great. Sticks was way better. Sticks was better in concert than they are in album.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Without Dennis DeYoung. They were bad.

[E]

They're amazing.

[A]

I'm going through Bucket List. I'm trying to see all these rock stars that are fixing to die before they pass, and I'm taking my kids to them. So I've. I've hit a lot in the past.

[E]

Two years, and kids love them.

[A]

They love them. And we. We actually have, you know, the Pete the Greek story we put out the other day where they're looking for them? Yeah, my Pete the Greek.

[E]

This guy.

[A]

I want to get a p. I want to know where he is. And I said, if you can. I. I did not ask anyone to send me his artificial leg.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

And for those of y' all who don't know what we're talking about, you need to get caught up on the podcast. It's on John Clay wolf dot com. I'm not going to go through the whole thing again, but I did have. So I said, send me a picture with Pete the Greek.

[E]

Sure. And that would be the bounty.

[A]

And I'll send you a T shirt if you send me a picture with his leg pant pulled up, showing his leg and you in it. I'll send you a hundred dollars. Oh, I haven't gotten either. But we did receive Rick Allen's arm. Prosthetic arm that Rick Allen from Def Leppard tried to use.

[E]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. You know the drummer from Deaf Leopard that has no arms? Does he have one arm or two? Yeah, we got Rick Allen's arm this really surprised me.

[D]

That's when you know you made the big time, though, John.

[A]

Well, you know Journey and Def Leppard are touring this summer. Yeah. And you've been doing these interviews and you need to call Rick Allen and let him know we've got his own.

[D]

No, no, I'm trying. Listen, Def Leppard is a tough nut to crack, man. I cannot get in there. I can't find out who the tour manager is, who the anything.

[A]

Well, you tell Rick Allen, he comes in studio and talks to us, I'll give him his arm. God. Otherwise. Otherwise, I. I'll mail it to him. But he needs to pay the shipping. I'm not paying the FedEx.

[E]

You're holding a man's arm.

[A]

I'm offering it back. I'm just not going to go through any expense to get it back to him if he doesn't want to come interview with us.

[B]

So how did they get it? They must have went up to try to shake his hand and then just took his arm, ran away.

[A]

No, no, no, I don't think. No, I. I think it was like a leftover. I don't think it. I don't know if it's when he really needed.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

God.

[A]

But I do have it. And we've got it right next to the leg. Pete the Greek's first leg. So we've had all our celebrities sign when they come in the studio, huh?

[D]

The Deaf Leopard boys left they van a lot behind the Olive Garden on Tuesday night.

[B]

Was it you?

[D]

And I came out with this arm here.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

Floyd Boys.

[E]

You took it, Janitor.

[D]

I didn't know it was the man's arm. I just thought it was an arm.

[E]

It was an unarmed.

[A]

Just laying in this unarmed man. Yeah, very safe in a crew van.

[D]

I thought, well, that looked like 40, $60.

[A]

Brandon and Hutchins. O2 avalanche 3 quarter ton with 150, 000 miles lifted with 40 inch tires. I need to see pictures of this one before I bid it properly. Okay, can you take a. Take a side shot that shows the whole car and then. And then open the door and take an interior shot that we can see the whole inside and list any damages and go to givemetheven.com but I'd love to buy. Do you have a clear title or do you have a payoff?

[C]

I have clean title in my name.

[A]

Well, I got a clear check and it'll buy it. Rush Limbaugh. There he is.

[D]

He's back.

[B]

Is he sober?

[A]

Is he. So we sent him home to Sober up.

[D]

John, can you hear me okay?

[A]

Yeah, I can hear you.

[D]

Look, just because I'm ingesting alcohol at a massive rate, quite possibly a record for El Rushmo, it doesn't mean the wisdom is gone. And this. Listen closely. This decision on a new Supreme Court justice.

[A]

Okay? So one of the Supreme Court justices has announced his retirement.

[D]

Anthony Kennedy is leaving the bench. And my choice is for a Supreme Court judge.

[C]

Your choice.

[D]

Let's preface it like this.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Before becoming our esteemed leader and President of these United States, what was the Donald's most successful mode of employment?

[E]

Give him.

[D]

What can you tell me? No, he's a reality TV star.

[E]

Okay. I know that that's what he did best. Not really best.

[D]

Really better than anything he's ever done.

[E]

Made billions of billions on buildings and such.

[D]

Perhaps in Nebraska. That's what they don't think.

[E]

They made billions globally.

[D]

Everyone knows he's a very successful reality TV star.

[E]

I don't think he made billions there.

[D]

And so I. But I think, okay, what he might do is. Well, here's my top three list.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

Of possible Supreme Court justice nominees.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

By Trump at number three, Judge Judy Scheinman. Judge Judy kind of speaks for itself.

[A]

Okay. She's a judge. She wins.

[D]

Already in the number two spot.

[E]

Okay.

[D]

And this was hard to come up with, but follow me.

[A]

I will.

[D]

Randy Jackson from American Idol.

[E]

Why would that be?

[D]

As much as I think Harry Connick or Paula Abdul might be passable. Randy's been on that show for going on 20 years, so he's.

[A]

He's very dependable.

[D]

That's staying power, John, and that's important in a Supreme Court justice.

[A]

And you know what they say about a bass player, right.

[D]

If we're going to make waves in the new conservative American fabric, Randy Jackson. And he may get his friends from Journey to come and help him run things in the. In the Supreme Court. I think that'd be nice. I know Jonathan Cain's down.

[A]

This is tough. Judge Judy versus Randy Jackson. Versus whom?

[D]

But wait. And my number one one choice. It's obvious. Two words. Wapner.

[A]

Is he still alive?

[D]

No, that's wner.

[E]

No, he's not.

[D]

And we. I also. We finally get a job for that Doug Llewellyn.

[E]

He's probably still alive.

[B]

Right?

[D]

And all that Donald has to do is bring the television studio into the Supreme Court. You're getting a lot done.

[A]

A lot done. Mory or Geraldo. Geraldo could represent the Latino of them.

[D]

How that Geraldo's a secret liberal from way back. I saw him interview John Lennon once and I. I wasn't sure who to distrust more probably Yoko.

[A]

I think Randy Jackson would be my selection out of your three. Well, it really is two, cuz Wapner's dead.

[D]

I like him. And we've never had a. Judy's just.

[A]

An angry old Yankee lady.

[D]

And we've never had a Supreme Court justice refer to someone as dog before.

[A]

Thank you, Russell. Thank you, Rush.

[D]

Here's the real news from behind the golden microphone.

[A]

Carlo. A 2012 328i with leather roof, 87,000 miles is. Survey says $9,000.

[C]

You need a little bit more than that?

[A]

Maybe. Can you send me some pictures in a VIN number so I can look at and check it out?

[C]

For sure.

[A]

All right, go to givemetheven.com let's do it. You're in Beaumont, right?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Yeah, we do. We bought four cars out of Beaumont last week. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm scared about these two other cars on the board because all these Nissans and Kias, the payoffs are so high.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Adjusting a 12 Altima with a roof, 73,000 miles. How much is the payoff?

[C]

There's no payoff.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

Justin.

[A]

Justin. This doesn't exist. Did you steal it? Do you actually have a title or did you just steal it last night?

[C]

No, it was the first car that me and my wife bought together as a couple.

[A]

Good. Just a lot of these lease deals and these cheap payment deals on these Nissans and these Kias. People come to us and they're $5,000 in the tank upside down because they all.

[E]

They got a good deal.

[A]

They do 500 down and sign up for sticker and then the front loaded interest and they're screwed. Good for you. Okay. Average, rougher, Clean.

[C]

I would say that it's clean.

[A]

I would say it does have a sunroof. Right. So is it a SL or sv?

[C]

I don't know. What's the difference?

[A]

Leather or cloth? Cloth alloy wheels. I'm gonna say go standard with the sunroof versus hubcaps. Is that.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. And then four cylinder or six? Four cylinder, two door or four door, four door, 7,000. It's got to be nice.

[C]

I gotcha. That's in the ballpark.

[A]

It should be. I'm right on.

[C]

Do what you're. You're definitely in the ballpark.

[A]

Load it up and give me the vin.com. let's make it official. Let's get a deal done. You know I just get excited. I'm sorry about my screaming, you know, fleeting explicatives.

[E]

Do you have a moment of crash after that? Because the energy is so high. I mean, it's crazy high. For hours.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Your little clip. But that goes on for hours.

[A]

And then in about two months, it's going to be going on for hours again on Thursday in Riverside, California.

[E]

You're gonna do it again on Thursdays? Dude, I can't imagine.

[A]

And I don't do drugs.

[E]

I know, I know. I know you don't.

[A]

I really don't. You would.

[E]

Did.

[A]

You'd explode.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

If you did drugs.

[A]

And that's why I've never really done any drugs. I mean, some, you know, I've chilled out a little bit with. With some medical, but. But never, never. I'm just this way naturally, I'm unfortunate. I'll just. What will happen? I won't get. My wife told me the other day, she said, you're not gonna get sick and decrepit and get ill. You're just. You're the guy that's gonna fall over dead. Like you're gonna be walking from one room to another and you're just gonna die.

[E]

You're gonna go sell that. Power down.

[A]

So.

[E]

Video game.

[A]

Until I die, I'm gonna keep doing this. That's what they keep saying. Well, how long. You know we're doing this national syndication. Well, how long are you gonna keep doing this up? I said 10 years at least, right? 10 years or until I die. Whatever comes first.

[E]

Now, speaking of that, did you get life insurance like I asked you?

[A]

I have not done it.

[E]

Ah, mighty.

[A]

Dude.

[B]

Why does J.D. want you to get life insurance so bad? It's like he's wanting to offer something, you know, Please.

[E]

I'm pleased. Worried about my friend, and he drives himself very hard. I'm more concerned about the. The physical that comes along with it. I just want you to get a physical, that's all. Because you drive yourself like no man I've ever.

[A]

I don't want some doctor putting his. His finger in my booty.

[E]

No, literally, that's not that bad. It's not that bad. In fact, you might like it.

[A]

Yeah. You're a sick bastard. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Josh at Fort Worth at 07 Hummer H3 with 188,000 miles on, it's worth about four grand. Yeah. To sue do what?

[C]

Is that what you would give four grand? Is that the best you can do?

[A]

That's definitely the best. I can do. And it needs to be nice at that figure, not have mechanical problems. I've lost a lot of money on these high mileage H3s, thinking that I was, you know, smarter than the market and I was not. And for the money on it, but just load it up and send some pictures. You can bring it by the office. We have an office in Fort Worth. Speaking of, we're gonna have an office in Las Vegas, hopefully next week. I thought we would have it done Friday.

[B]

Slot machines and everything in there.

[A]

And then I'm heading to California Tuesday after the auction. And I'm gonna spend all week out there and start looking for offices in San Diego and Anaheim, Beverly Hills and Mission Viejo.

[E]

I just thought we were doing it all from here.

[A]

No, no, no. I don't mean like an office office. I mean like a drop zone. A place where, like how we take drops at the office here where people can come by. Because some people just want to come by. Sure. And a place where you print a check on the spot. We can dispatch all the drive like a Domino's pizza. Now I get it.

[E]

Now I get it.

[A]

Little branch offices all over the country.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Where we can, you know, we do all the business out of headquarters, but we still have to have physical pickup.

[E]

Gotcha.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. All right. We'll be back in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air. So what are you listening to? Why do you want to know?

[D]

It's very loud.

[A]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[C]

It's very loud indeed.

[A]

Turn it up. Presented by givemethevin.com Top of the morning to you. My name is John Clay wolf.

[D]

I am J.D. ryan, and me's Babo, Babo and Turley.

[A]

Yo, yo, We. If you missed the first, we've been on the air for two and a half to almost three hours. We have a podcast you can go to john claywolf.com. it gets loaded about 1 o'. Clock. There's a couple thousand people a week that listen to that, which is cool.

[E]

And if we're going to lose you at 11 o', clock, the stream continues until noon at john claywolf.com. right at the top, there's a little button that says stream it.

[A]

So our number four here in about 15 minutes will be right there. If we come off of the station that you're on, what have you got.

[E]

JD in the news, you know, the feral hog situation in Texas is so bad down near San Antonio, Guadalupe county, they're gonna say they're gonna pay people five bucks a tail for the feral. If you bring in a feral hog tail. That's how bad it's gotten. But this is even worse. In Australia, there's a feral cat problem. Can you imagine? Can they say the cats are so bad they kill a million reptiles a day?

[A]

Snakes. A day.

[E]

A day. A million. So they're leaving these little bodies of all these reptiles all over the place.

[A]

So are people going around on the helicopters shooting cats?

[E]

No, they're not shooting the cats. They just said that's. That's a problem though. The problem in Texas is you can do that. You can shoot from a helicopter.

[A]

You can't shoot a cat.

[E]

You can't shoot cats that are running all over you that are running through the streets.

[A]

So are they not shooting cats in Australia?

[E]

Killing the cats and that's.

[A]

I don't believe you.

[E]

Well, they may be killing them, but they're not doing it from helicopters In. In broad daylight.

[D]

They got no guns in Australia.

[E]

That's true. They're running guns. They get to the.

[A]

Randy. Yeah.

[G]

Feral cat she talking about.

[A]

It's Randy the chipmunk, everybody.

[E]

Yeah. It's a feral cat problem in Australia. Yeah.

[A]

Hey, guys, we've got a feral chipmunk problem in the studio.

[G]

Oh, come on, man, don't mess around, y'.

[B]

All.

[E]

You are kind of feral.

[G]

The felines, the feral cats.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

I knew these killers, but, man.

[E]

Yeah. A million a day. A million reptiles.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

And worms and mice and bugs and birds. Yeah, I knew like eating other animals is like their thing. Well, yeah, they're taking it very seriously.

[D]

What?

[E]

Really? Even here in America, these scientists, that.

[G]

Wildlife lab thingy, they checked the contents of a bunch of feral cats stomachs.

[E]

Okay.

[G]

As it turns out, your garden variety feral cat.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

Is not the lean, mean killing machine we thought they was. Really? No, no, we're like a bunch of junk food junkies. They'll eat anything.

[E]

Delete.

[G]

They eat trash. They found plenty of mice and crickets in there. That's run of the mill cats. All cats eat mice and crickets.

[E]

Right.

[G]

But they also found butterflies and cockroaches. June. Bugs, beetles, and lots of reptiles.

[A]

Reptiles?

[E]

Really?

[G]

A bunch of reptiles they found in this one cat?

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

40 lizards.

[E]

40 lizards?

[A]

Le.

[E]

About 40 lizards I like can't, man.

[G]

Freaking me out a little bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[G]

I mean, they plum wiped out several species of Australian reptiles, which is fine with me. I'm sorry, man, if you didn't know, chipmunks, right. Are naturally predisposed to avoiding reptiles. That's all reptiles.

[A]

Why is that?

[G]

Except for turtles. So I wouldn't go swimming with one.

[E]

You know, just in case you like turtles.

[G]

Cuz reptiles reptile's gonna try to eat you.

[A]

Oh, really?

[G]

It just doesn't matter. Even the tiniest little teeny weeny little lizard or grass snake will gnaw on your paw till he gets you down. Seen it? I've seen it.

[E]

You've seen it?

[G]

Yeah. But with most cats. Run. Little cats, sure. They eat mice and birds and little old snakes and stuff. That's okay. Mice and birds and snakes are all buttholes.

[E]

Oh God.

[G]

And they leave squirrels and chipmunks alone, by and large, because they know we serve a purpose in the world.

[A]

Right.

[G]

And don't get me wrong, they will maul and torture you. Usually just for getting too close to their crazy asses.

[E]

I had no idea.

[G]

But for feral cats, this is now scientifically proven. Yes, we'll eat your ass. And not just you.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

But your wife and your mama and your dad and little chipmunks and your cousins, friends, business associates and your neighbors, everybody. The guys on your chocolate football team.

[E]

Okay, we get it. The whole colony, I believe we get it.

[G]

So my rule, okay? When in doubt, all cats are dangerous. Word, yo.

[A]

Heard it from Randy. Thank you, Donald and Kennedale. A91Mr. 2. These cars do have value, but this one with 150 is. I need better miles to get into the kind of money you might think. How nice is it on a scale of 1 to 10?

[C]

Probably about 6.

[A]

Yeah, it's probably a thousand bucks.

[C]

Thousand bucks?

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

I only gave 500 for it, so.

[A]

Yeah, so can't beat that. You want to sell it or you just calling to call?

[C]

I was calling the call.

[A]

All right, bye. John in Fort Worth, Texas. 11 Kia Sorento with 85, 000 miles roof and navigation average. Rough or clean.

[B]

Right.

[A]

It's Queen 777. 7,000.

[C]

7,000.

[D]

Okay.

[C]

It's my daughter's car and I'm just trying to get a ballpark on it. She's not in town. Well, I'll buy 82,000.

[A]

That's fine.

[C]

I know you will. And where's your location for John?

[A]

Camp, Bowie and I 30 over by, across from like down the street from Uncle Julio's. Just. Just loaded into givemetheven.com. the buyer will call you and then he can give you directions here.

[C]

Sounds great.

[A]

Or we can just come to your house and pick it up. We do that too. That's kind of.

[C]

It's in Abilene right now.

[D]

So.

[A]

All right, we can go to Abilene too. But it'll cost 200 bucks.

[C]

Well, it's going to come here.

[A]

All right, man, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And that's the problem with California. That's why we're going to put those locations around as the damn traffic.

[E]

Oh, it's awful.

[A]

It's just awful.

[E]

It really is. Like I said, we. You mentioned earlier that I had done traffic for KBC in Los Angeles. Midnight, 1 o', clock, 2 o'. Clock. No reason. Not a wreck, not a plane crash, just 405 stopped. Just, just too many cars.

[A]

It's all the time, remember? Bobbo, get Rick Allen from Def Leppard on the phone so we can negotiate me giving him this prosthetic arm back. That one of our. That sounds like my mother in law talking to my wife.

[E]

You got, you got the drummer's arm. That's just not right.

[A]

Well, I was asking for Pete the Greek's leg or a picture of it. Just a picture of it.

[E]

And where's the Pete the Greek guy generally?

[A]

I, I think he's in Granbury. Texas is where I heard a sighting from a, from a game warden.

[B]

So no one's got the T shirt yet, right?

[A]

No one's got the, the game.

[E]

We don't want his leg. We just want a picture of you with GRE Peak the Greek.

[A]

Have you ever done a cpap?

[E]

Yeah, the machine.

[A]

Have you done it?

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Does it work?

[E]

It works, but I couldn't do it. Most people can't because you, it's laying on your face. So when you turn on your side, you get this hose that drags across your face and it's going.

[A]

I was thinking of their commercial. It'd be like, are you a moderately successful overweight alcoholic that wants more play off of your old lady? What? Me too. That's why we're diving gear to bed to be a CPAP beaver diver. Okay. I was looking at these, at the CPAP machines.

[E]

They're monster. Yeah, I mean it's, it's, it, they work for some people. I just couldn't wear it.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. She, she, she says my story's getting really out of control.

[E]

There is a, a little jaw piece that you can use. It's a hundred bucks. I can get you a link if you, if you'd like.

[A]

Have you done that?

[E]

Yes. Does it work very much? It works very well.

[A]

You don't wake up with it. Spit across the room. Nope.

[E]

Nope.

[A]

Works great.

[B]

Choke on it.

[E]

Nope.

[D]

Huh.

[A]

Are you a snorer, Torrent Turley?

[B]

No, my wife is.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I bet she loved you saying that.

[E]

I hear an endorsement deal coming.

[B]

Wait, we're still on the air?

[A]

Charlie's old lady snores like a pirate.

[E]

And he needs a new place to sleep tonight.

[B]

Forgot we're still on in Dallas. Dang it.

[A]

World cup knockout rounds begin this morning. France versus Argentina. It's on right now. Europe Uruguay versus Portugal, one o' clock on Fox. And the rest of them are coming. It's getting ready to be fun for World Cup. I enjoyed it four years ago, and I'd never given a damn before.

[B]

The United States isn't in it, so I'm not quite as interested.

[A]

But Mexico is. And I love Mexicans.

[D]

Dude, after what they did to Germany, I think they could beat Brazil. I think they could.

[B]

Man, that'd be huge.

[A]

I hope Mexico needs something. Here's the deal. It's a country run by drug lords right? Now, I don't think I'm out of line by saying that.

[E]

No.

[A]

No. Okay. And the last time drug lords were in charge of soccer teams, they did. Well, true.

[B]

Argentina, Colombia. Columbia, too.

[A]

Yeah. So it could be Mexico's year.

[E]

What's the correlation? Do we have one or we just guessing?

[A]

Sponsorship dollars?

[E]

I got you.

[A]

Not for us, but for the. For the players or death.

[D]

Here's a little hint for you, jd. One thing they're saying about the. The team from Mexico, they're playing to the death. Seriously, the coach is messing up because he's used the same 11 players for, like, last six games in a row.

[A]

Is that right?

[D]

Yeah, they say it's too much. They're wearing down.

[A]

Well, do you remember when they killed that guy in ar? Was it Colombia?

[B]

Yes, it was.

[A]

His last name was Escobar, wasn't it? No, no, no, no. Hit.

[B]

The guy that might have done it.

[E]

Might.

[B]

Was named Escobar.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

We're not saying one way or the other.

[A]

They take. We're not saying anything except we love the World cup and we're on your side, whoever you're. If you're an angry drug lord, we're on your. We're rooting for you.

[D]

Yeah. If the waitress gets back before I do, tell her to make mine FIFA.

[E]

Okay, you got it. The stream for the next hour is@john claywolf.com. if you're working for losing your station, flip over to the stream for the next one hour. John claywolf.com and, and.

[A]

And. And give me the vin.com. if we don't beat your Carmax offer. Just if you're at Carmax anywhere in the listening area today getting a bid on a car this week, take a picture of that offer letter and email it. Go to givemethevin.com and load it into your pictures. If we don't beat the offer, we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. I hate to admit this, but I send out about five to seven checks a week. And. But, but about 50 of them we beat. And if we beat it, that means we make you more money.

[E]

Either way, you're gonna get more money.

[A]

You're gonna get at least, you know, a couple hundred. 100 minimum. Minimum. The. The least you can make by doing this, A hundred bucks.

[B]

I had a customer this week was at a CarMax sitting down, waiting for his appraisal. Another customer told him, hey, go check out givemethe vin.com they may give you more. He went to this web, our website. We end up buying the car beat. CarMax came in, he was telling me the whole story. That's great. Great word of mouth right there inside CarMax doing it.

[A]

It's just too easy. It's right there in your cell phone, man. There's nothing to it. I mean, it's stupid that our slogan says you can so easy. You can do it in a. Your underwear, but it's just so true. And that's why we did it that way. And speaking of stupid videos, we did one on our website last week with the crew. I haven't even seen it yet. You said it's pretty sloppy.

[E]

It's just. It's okay. It just looks like it was done.

[A]

Off of an iPhone. Yes, it was. There you go. We'll have one. If it. If it's. If it looks good, then we'll have you shoot one professionally because you know what you're doing. And we need to shoot a TV commercial. All right. Okay. What else have we got here? At the end of our number three, we have our number four right ahead. You can go to john claywolf.com and stream it, or you can get it off of the podcast because we're going to lose ZPs and we're going to lose the buzz in just a moment. And is there one else? Vegas. We're going to lose you. Yeah, I think we're going to add our number four in Vegas pretty soon, though. I think they like us out there. Imagine that.

[D]

Cool.

[A]

We'll be right back. We'll be right back. For most. Thanks. Broadcasting live from The Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Morning Sunshine. Presented by givemetheven.com how dare you hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Okay, not a morning person. Direct the mundo now.

[A]

John Clay Wolf. I know this song. This is an old MTV song shot in the Do Yo Zauzi Duh.

[D]

Ultimate Sin. The last great Ozzy album.

[A]

Were you a stoner in high school?

[D]

Not at all. No. I was an Alex P. Keaton Young Republican type.

[A]

So you didn't have the hair in the concert shirt?

[D]

No, I did not.

[A]

A lot did.

[D]

Even where I'm from. Yeah, a whole lot did.

[A]

And when I think of Ozzy, I think of those Aussie gray T shirts that the stoner can kids wore. Yeah, yeah, they were awesome. I had no feathered hair. The fair. The man's version of the Farrah Fawcett hair dude.

[D]

Right, right.

[A]

The wings, man.

[D]

You're describing my cousin John perfectly.

[A]

It wasn't just for Paul McCartney. But you're holding something like he, like.

[E]

I'm just wondering if we're gonna actually name the old game. I won't even call what it was.

[A]

So now we can do whatever we want. White, black, Latino.

[E]

Okay, all right, we can do it now. Okay, so we got. We've decided to change the name of that right to Booze, Meth, Weed or Others. That the official title?

[B]

I like that one.

[A]

We're still working on it. I mean, you know, everything's a work in progress or what is it?

[B]

Do we like the ghetto trailer park? Barrio or cave?

[A]

Well, no, what's a cave?

[B]

Well, that's where the Middle Eastern people, you know, they live in the cave.

[A]

Let's try that one. Let's try that on for size. Dj, are you there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Yes, sir. So we're doing what, what's it called?

[B]

Turley, Ghetto trailer park, Bario or cave?

[A]

Okay, roll it.

[F]

Okay, yeah, yeah, hold on. I got people calling in.

[A]

I got people. I got people.

[F]

I'm putting them on hold, but okay, I got you, man. Yeah, this week, man, we going to switch it up a little bit. We got a crazy ass teenager in Atlanta who wanted to get fly. So he climbed up a 12 foot barbed wire top fence and hopped right on down into Hart's Field. Jackson International Airport. Wearing nothing but his boxer shorts. The kid climbed up on the wing of a plane that just landed and tried to rip open the emergency door. The flight crew said nuh and held the door long enough for him to get bored and start dancing on the Wing and then, you know, cops came in and got his ass after a brief chase and. And took him in and arrested him.

[A]

So white, black, Latino or other. Oh, no, we're not doing that anymore.

[E]

We're doing.

[A]

We're doing Mario Ghetto, trailer trash or arcade. Yeah, yeah. Okay. And we have another version of it. What's it called?

[E]

The other version is booze, meth, weed or other.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So can't be do both.

[A]

So I want to do a triple shot.

[B]

Oh, here's a triple shot.

[A]

Okay, so I'm gonna go white trailer, like that game Clue and mess.

[D]

Right.

[B]

Wow.

[E]

I'll do the pipe in the kitchen. Oh, sorry.

[B]

So white method in trailer park.

[A]

Yes, that's my guess for Jay. Put that next to jcw. And that's JD Ryan on my right. Bob right across from me. Okay. Hi, Bobo.

[D]

Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna go miss Scarlet in a double Y. In the double Y with a head full of meth.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So you're with me all the way?

[E]

Yeah, I'm gonna go black barrio meth.

[B]

Wait, you don't even know you're there.

[E]

You don't watch. Wait till I'm right.

[A]

Okay, Black, barrio and meth. So everyone is agreeing on the methamphetamine part of this. And you turn because dope would make.

[E]

You too lazy to do it.

[D]

You don't dance on a plane.

[A]

Meth is dope. Weed.

[B]

I'm going with the ghetto. He's on that Molly. Molly's other.

[A]

Okay. And then, well, black.

[B]

So when. That's choices, right?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. There we go. Somali, Black, ghetto. Okay, DJ, what's the verdict?

[F]

All right, y', all, we got 19 year old Jiren Jones straight out the ghetto, I guess, you know, and he was high off that Sherm. Oh, so that's another for y', all, you know.

[E]

What is Sherm?

[B]

I had that wrong. Other.

[A]

What is Sherm?

[F]

That's that pcp, baby.

[D]

That wet cigarette with pcp. Sure.

[E]

You know, that was around.

[A]

Is that something you dip in like, in like medicine?

[F]

Yeah, it's like embalming fluid, man. You smoke it and you get out your mind, baby.

[A]

Sounds like it. What did they do to him?

[F]

It comes in a little violent. Dip your cigarette in it. You know way too much about it and. Oh, yeah, I've seen it in person. It. It's not a fun thing.

[A]

Sherm. What did they do to old boy? Did they shoot him down with a taser?

[F]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yeah, they.

[F]

They just, you know, came and got his asses chased him around for a little bit, but then he had tased them, you know, because of course he was acting a damn fool.

[A]

Well, thank you, dj.

[E]

That was a good one.

[A]

Pre K. That was. That was the highlight of my day, if you remember.

[B]

Shot.

[E]

I missed that story.

[D]

You know what I've learned?

[A]

Air check that and send it to them and. Right, send it to the pd.

[D]

They weren't even afraid to be mad at. And it took me several turns to hear this this morning to learn that JD still calls pot dope.

[E]

Isn't pot dope?

[D]

No, sir. What is it the cool kids say?

[E]

Grass, grass, dope, pot, it's all the same.

[D]

No, sir.

[E]

Okay, what is dope then?

[D]

You're dope.

[E]

No, what is dope?

[A]

Dope is anything. Yeah, all of it. It's all the above.

[D]

All of it.

[A]

Yeah. That's just an old 60s term.

[E]

You're old 60s guy, man. Reefer, Reefer madness.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Here's what it is. It's something you don't want to be doing. And if anybody is in the car listening to this, don't think it's cool because it's stupid. And that's what we're talking about. You do crazy things, idiots get you in jail, land your ass on the wrong path and you'll never be worth a damn.

[D]

We'll be talking about you on this show.

[A]

Yeah. And I mean comedians around the country be making fun of you. And if that's what you want, then, yeah, do that.

[E]

I get out.

[A]

800-807-234. I'm not a comedian, but Bobbo is.

[E]

He certainly is.

[D]

What?

[A]

What?

[E]

Also we have if we want to play this game. We haven't played this one in a while. Real or fake?

[A]

Spin the bottle.

[E]

Real or fake? Headlines. I give you three headlines and you can tell me which one's real. Only one of them's real. Okay, but the other one. They're all plausible, unfortunately.

[A]

You ready? Yeah.

[E]

Okay, Number one, here's. Here's real or fake Headline. Number one, man shoots traffic camera with bow and arrow after receiving 21 red light camera tickets.

[A]

Real. I would love to do that.

[E]

Okay, that's number one. Number two, man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail in Florida.

[A]

False.

[E]

And number three, Fox News quietly files injunction against Facebook. Fake news ban. Number one, Once again, man shoots traffic camera with a bow and arrow after receiving 21 red light cameras tickets. Rather. Number two, man sent back to jail after not paying for his taxi ride home from jail. And number three, Fox News quietly files injunction against Facebook Fake news ban.

[A]

Any of those could be true.

[E]

That's why it's fun.

[A]

I don't think Fox News did that because I know they wouldn't be. They know they wouldn't get away with it quietly and it would wind up in your hands talking about it on this show. Some would say false on that. And the second one could damn sure be true. But I'm going to go false in the first. I'm going to go true. What's the what? Anybody else?

[B]

I go first too. Yeah, you're going to sound plausible.

[A]

Plausible.

[D]

First two, I think his first was fake.

[E]

And Baba would be right. Man did not shoot the barrel.

[C]

Era.

[E]

But a man did get sent back to jail for not paying for his taxi ride home from jail in Florida. 40 year old Charles Folk. That's also false. Okay, Charles Folk was arrested for petty theft. You're going to ride home from jail and go right back to jail.

[A]

Thomas in Pride, Louisiana. 2000 tundra with a million miles on it. Average. Rough or clean?

[C]

Clean.

[A]

Thousand. 1500 bucks. Randy and Bandera. 11 Hyundai Veracruz with 130. This is big miles. But when you get out there in the woods, in the sticks, man, these people have to drive everywhere. I mean Randy, what's your. Where do you work? You live in Bandera, where do you.

[C]

Work in San Antonio?

[A]

Okay, so what's your daily commute on miles?

[C]

It's about 90 miles each way. No, 45 each way.

[A]

Okay, 11 Veracruz. I don't remember what the Veracruz is. Is that the little SUV or is that the little larger one?

[C]

Yeah, it was the bigger one. It's bigger than the Santa Fe and it's got the third row seating in it.

[A]

I think it's a seventeen hundred dollar car. Maybe two. Two thousand.

[C]

Seventeen hundred.

[A]

Two thousand. Two thousand. Yep. Je Jeff and Red Oak is your. Is your. Put them on. DJ what is your 17 Corolla? Why are you selling it with just 7,000 miles?

[C]

Many washed out. Well, I'm selling it. I've just came up on some hard times. My wife lost her job and. And like I said, the car has been real well kept and stuff.

[A]

What's damn near new.

[C]

Say again?

[A]

It's damn near new. It only has 7,000 miles on it.

[C]

Yeah, 7,500 miles is all it's got.

[A]

Is it an S or an Le or a de?

[C]

Well, it's actually what they call the L. Just a stock model and that's the first time I've ever heard of that.

[A]

How much you Pay off the payoff.

[C]

On it right now. I was like 18 3.

[A]

I'll never get there, man. I'll never get there. Do you have any. Do you have any money to throw at it to get out of the payoff? Because it won't cover it.

[C]

Right. Well, what do you. What do you think? I mean, what do you.

[A]

A 17 Corolla. I need to look it up, but I think it's. If you go to givemetheven.com, the computer will bid it immediately, but I think it's gonna hit you at 14 grand.

[C]

Right, right. I'll tell you this right now, man, because when I bought this car, it was.

[A]

It was like.

[C]

It was a hail damaged car, but it's getting just small hail damage just up on the roof and then. And it broke the windshield.

[A]

Is it fixed?

[C]

No, I didn't never get it fixed.

[A]

Now I gotta back it up. I gotta back it up. Send me the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. we'll work on it. Mark in Oklahoma. Good morning, Mark. Oklahoma. Mark, you there? Did I take it right? Boomer Sooner. Mark in Oklahoma, dj, see if you can get him fluffed back up and we'll get him on. If he's, if he's. If he's. If he's a flaccid or. Ready. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. DJ is my fluffer. Y', all, y'. All, Y' all need to get your minds out of the toilet with a new game, man. The DJ fluffing timer. Well, it's his job. He's got to get these people ready.

[B]

To get real job.

[A]

It's a real job.

[B]

It is. It's a real job, Bob.

[A]

But you shouldn't make fun of being a call screener. Fluffer is a real job. Fluff him up. Get him ready.

[E]

Weren't you going to ask your son about the concerts?

[A]

Oh, yeah, he's still here. He doesn't need to be. What are you doing here? Why are you still here?

[E]

I was going to say, I'm just.

[C]

Trying to enter into your son's here.

[A]

Nolan, why are you here?

[G]

You asked me today, do you want to go to work with me? So I came.

[A]

You got to get in that mic. You got to have that mic against your lips. Bud, you there?

[G]

You asked me today, do you want to come to work with me? So I said yes, and I came.

[A]

We're glad you're here. I just figured you'd play video games in the other room like you always do not sitting here and listening to this. So the concert. Now, when we went to the Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, you broke down in tears. You were so moved what was going.

[G]

On there that those weren't sad tears. I was just annoyed. Like, I was very tired. There's very loud people around me. It's like I'm in a loud area and I'm very tired.

[A]

I thought you were crying because Ronnie's brother wasn't doing a good job covering his vocal on Sweet Home Alabama. That's it.

[G]

No, I loved the music.

[A]

Okay, now tell me something. So we went to Chicago last night in the. The first. You can tell everybody what we did. We got in there, we missed REO Speedwagon because it was so hot. And then we went and sat down. You tell your version of the facts. And when we left and came back.

[G]

So he said, let's just go wait until they play the good music that we know.

[A]

Because they played the first. The whole album of Chicago on Chicago too. They played the entire album and none of the music that anyone knows.

[E]

Well, I would. I'd love to have been in that meeting. What if we play one of the early albums all the way through?

[A]

And. And my 11 year old said, this sounds more like a jazz concert. So then. So then what did we do?

[G]

Then we went to go use the restroom. Maddox got. Was taking too long, and we thought.

[A]

He was lost in the mic.

[G]

We thought he was lost.

[A]

Yeah.

[G]

So then I went into the restroom and look for him, and I see him washing his hands. So I come out grabbing him and then looking all tough and mean with him. And then I just set him down. And then we go get. Then we get campisies. And then we did all up. I hide the last two slices from him and secretly eat them.

[A]

And y' all got some T shirts.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And then. Then you came to me with this real strange thing because y' all were screwing around this picnic table in the. In the commons there. You said some guy came up to you and said he loved you.

[G]

He looked like a guy on stage.

[A]

Like one of the singers.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

And what did he do?

[G]

What?

[A]

Tell me again what happened, because I was still confused.

[G]

So he came up to me and said, oh, I love you. You like Chicago. And he started asking me questions like, do you know, like, the Hits? And I said, no.

[A]

Okay, so real quick, one thing, what I do want to ask you is. I'm confused. So in. You know, we all have our stars, right? And. And they start in childhood. The people that we look up to are celebrities. Nolan's celebrity is a YouTuber, Logan Paul. Logan Paul. This guy, like, fills up concert venues. And what. What is so special about him? He's a rapper. He's a white rapper?

[G]

No, he's a very popular YouTube, some videos. He flexes, but, like, other than that, he's very cool.

[A]

And what makes him cool?

[G]

He's just like.

[A]

Because you're walking around all the time talking about Lamborghinis and I hear you, right?

[G]

That's fake, Paul.

[A]

Okay, I hear you.

[G]

I made my own rap songs.

[A]

I know you're rapping and you're. You're. You're talking about Lamborghinis all the time. And.

[G]

Because they're my favorite car.

[A]

Okay, so do I need to take you to the Lamborghini store so you can see them? I know those guys real well.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

Logan Paul is an American YouTube superstar, vlogger, producer, and entrepreneur whose fame rose through the vine platform and from there went on to be successful. Guess what this guy's worth doing? YouTube video?

[A]

20 million?

[E]

Well, yeah, he is a millionaire. 6 million.

[A]

Yeah. And he's new. It's not gonna take long.

[E]

How do you make that kind of money on YouTube?

[G]

No, he doesn't make that kind of money. He owns his own clothing brand.

[A]

And do you have any of his clothes? Yes. And what's the clothing brand called?

[G]

Called Maverick.

[A]

Okay, and your rap song? So he. He inspired you to write a rap song?

[G]

No, I just like.

[B]

This is one of his songs here. The number song. Over 25 million views.

[G]

I heard this one.

[A]

Talent, raw talent.

[G]

He also made a. A song called help me. He roasted his brother with a song. Then they. His brother made a song called love I love you, my bro. They forgave each other, then everything's a lot, a lot. Fine.

[A]

So he a good singer? Is that what I mean, is he a good singer? Yes.

[E]

Okay, this has been out of town.

[G]

And then his brother Jake Paul left for concerts in Dallas, and then.

[B]

Is it Jake Paul and Logan Paul the same guy?

[G]

No, Logan Paul just destroyed his house. He broke a window.

[D]

What?

[A]

It's like Kardashians. It's 20 year old Kardashian boys, is what it is.

[E]

Known for me. Known for being known.

[A]

So your rap song, what's it all about?

[G]

I don't know. It's just rap.

[E]

You wrote one?

[G]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, I'd like to hear it.

[A]

Does it have expl. I mean, is it good lyrics?

[G]

I have no idea what those are, so I'll just say yes.

[A]

Okay, well, let's hear it.

[G]

Drop that beat. My girl told me to go down below While I'm driving in this snow the V's walking through the front door they still am so short so I just ignore dab I didn't understand most of that.

[B]

Wait, but Pre K, he can interpret.

[A]

Pre K. Did you catch any of that? Pre K? DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. Take him up. Hulk, we need you on the air.

[F]

What up?

[A]

We're talking about Logan Paul, Jake. Paul.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Nolan is a big fan. Okay, so he just shared his rap with us, and I wanted you to break it down because I don't understand what the hell he's saying.

[F]

Okay, yeah. Let's see.

[D]

Sorry.

[F]

You know, I'm in here taking calls, so I can't. Can't really listen too much. But let's hear, man.

[A]

I want.

[F]

I want to see what's going down.

[G]

My girl told me to go down below While I'm driving in the snow the views walking in through the front door they still am so short so I just don't know okay, yeah, I.

[F]

Hear something about driving in the snow I can dig that, you know? Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

You got some skill, Nolan. What's going down, man? I might have to get you on a record.

[A]

Do you have any. Do you have DJ Pre K's record? We'll play it for no one. Have you ever heard any of DJ Pre K's reps, Nolan?

[G]

No.

[A]

What's our time? We up?

[B]

Yeah, we can go out with it.

[A]

Or we'll just go out with it. This is DJ Pre K. Let me.

[B]

Cue it up here real quick.

[A]

Hold on a second. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We'll be back. Uno momento. 444. And this is a DJ Pre K's version of Africa before Weezer redid it. How long ago, three years ago did you do this?

[F]

Add heat and release smoke need mo money to suppose oh, we a new post oh, load I'm coming down Navigator Pushing buttons like a calculator Hit the Texas code for some 9 later then I buy a bill until I'm out of paper Haters gonna hate but I still smile How Till I file that'll take a while Catch me swinging on the highway Spending money just a stunt on a Friday Sipping drink, smoking Now I irate if I'm gonna do it, I' ma do it my way it's me swinging on the highway Spending money just to stun on a Friday Sipping drink, smoking no irate If I'm gonna do it, I' ma glove my way.

[A]

If you're a man and you're lactose intolerant, why would you ever bring that.

[D]

Up to another man?

[A]

There's not a more annoying group on the planet. We now return to the Giant John Clay Wolf Show. Check that, a gluten douche. Presented by givemetheven.com There was a caller on here, Bob. We didn't take to the air, but he mentioned to love Bobbo's intros.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

Yeah. So you're doing a good job there, DJ Prek. I need your help.

[C]

What up?

[F]

What up?

[A]

Okay, so my kiddo's rap. He's nine years old. He doesn't know what he was saying in that first line of that rap, but we all do.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you hear?

[F]

Was a little bit mumbled, but, you know, that's kind of the style nowadays, man.

[A]

But see, this is bothering me, Bob. You remember the lyric? Yeah, what was it?

[D]

Girlfriend asked me to go down below.

[A]

Yeah. So I don't know where the hell he got that. He definitely didn't get it from me. He's getting it from this rap crap on YouTube. So how do I raise this kid?

[F]

It's that. It's that Jake Paul and Logan Paul stuff he's listening to, man. I'm telling you, you gotta. You gotta get that out of his ear and put some Tupac on.

[A]

Get some.

[F]

Get something wholesome, you know?

[A]

Right. I don't like it.

[F]

Little Pock, little UGK or something, you know?

[A]

Yeah, he'll be set.

[C]

Right?

[B]

What about the Woo?

[F]

Yeah, a little bit of Wu Tang, you know, Wu Tang Clan ain't nothing to mess with.

[A]

Yeah, but I don't want all this. I mean, he. He's very. He's spongy right now and very impressionable. And I got to be careful with him. So what. What did your parents do with you?

[F]

Man, my parents, they. They took my Little John and three 6 Mafia CDs away. Tried to replace them with some Parliament Funkadelic. So, you know, that. That might work too, man. You know, just put them on something old school.

[A]

Did they really? Are you just being funny?

[F]

Oh, man, look, my dad was a funk cat, okay?

[A]

He.

[F]

He gave me the Millennium Funk Party cd. Said, here you go, man. Listen to what. I jammed it when I was coming up, okay?

[A]

I just. I mean, Lamb. Everything's Lamborghini and everything's hot this and hot that. And I've looked at his phone. He's like doing these rap selfie videos. They're pretty good. Yeah, but that's not the point.

[E]

What is the point?

[A]

The point is, is I just don't. I want my kid to be a kid as long as he can.

[E]

How do you do that and let him live with a phone and a computer? I don't know. Monitor it.

[A]

How do you monitor it?

[E]

There is software. You can put the blocks what they can see.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Adult controls.

[A]

Okay. Well built in. We need to get that going. And Jake, Paul needs to go away. He just needs to go away. I mean, that's just Kardashian Cheetos garbage. Yeah, my daughter. You got to know her. If you ever take my daughter to lunch again, I'll kill you, by the way. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.

[E]

What about this?

[D]

What are you talking about, man?

[B]

Oh, what happened?

[E]

Oh, I heard about this, but I didn't think it was real.

[F]

Look, I was. I was in my. At the door of my car, going out, going to Schlotsky's Deli.

[B]

You're.

[F]

And I hear DJ Pre K and it's your daughter. And I'm like, oh, hey, what's up? She's like, where are you going? I'm like, slotsky's, Elliot. She says, can I come? And I'm not rude.

[A]

I hear you. I hear you. It bothered everyone else more than it bothered me.

[B]

Oh, I saw this happen. Not that part. I saw the Connie come out.

[A]

So my. My. My business wife, been with me since 99, comes out and gets in the middle of Prek's ass and starts. You don't ever talk to her. You don't look at her. You don't take her anywhere. Now you know what it likes to. I mean, it was a ra. It was. It was a racial. It was a. It was very racial. Charged, I felt. But she's Mexican and you're white.

[B]

No, I don't think it was that.

[A]

It was more just mama. Yeah, Mama bear. Mama bear coming out. What did Connie say?

[F]

She said I was talking to her about my check. You know, joking around. She was like, okay, well, look, I'll tell you right now, don't you ever take John's daughter out again to lunch. And I was like, oh, oh, now, okay.

[A]

You know, see this check?

[E]

It'll be your last.

[A]

Okay. But we would be with the fury. But actually getting to know Tab, she's.

[D]

She.

[A]

She's pretty calm, cool and collected for a 14 year old. Yeah, very much.

[F]

She's cool as the wind. And I told her, get good grades and stay in school.

[A]

Yeah, that's my kid that's gonna go to Harvard.

[D]

Yeah, she's growing right too, because, you know, I've known Tab since what, five years old? I used to chauffeur around all the time. You know, one time I was taking her to your house way down Johnson County.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

After school, and I stopped and got us a cherry Coke. She's really hot. It was middle of, you know, May, and we got to your house and she looked confused and I said, what are you doing? She said, can I leave this drink in the car? And I said, why? She said, because I'm not allowed to have a cherry Coke. I said, oh, okay.

[A]

At five.

[D]

No, she's probably eight then.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

This is like 2,000.

[A]

She's sneaky.

[D]

11. Well, no, she's very personable. She's very personable, you know.

[A]

Well, I, I, I, DJ Prek's influence is coming off on my children. And, and, and I'm, and I'm, I'm trying to see, you know, I want to be open minded, but I want to be a good dad in the same spot. And I think you're a good kid dj. I mean, you show up for work on time, you're a hard working dude. I mean, your, your choice of apparel is, is very loud and different than most, but you know, you're on your own personal.

[E]

It's not obnoxious.

[A]

It's a lot like those Europeans because, you know, my wife's from Denmark, so I see this crap. So. And he came from the, from the rough road roads of small town Texas where they don't have anything, so they're into their clothes. It's the same thing with the Europeans.

[E]

Makes sense.

[A]

It's the same thing with ghetto. They're all closed.

[E]

Everything.

[A]

That's how they express themselves anyway. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

But don't ever do it again.

[A]

800.

[E]

There's a takeaway.

[A]

Craig and McKinney, good morning.

[C]

Hey, how are you guys doing?

[A]

I'm good, I'm good. I'm just trying to keep these kids in the right path. I don't know if I'm doing good or not. Oh, a 14 infinity QX60 with 56, 000 miles. What color is it?

[E]

Black.

[C]

Black Interior? Leather?

[A]

Black. Black. Is it a hybrid?

[C]

It is not.

[A]

Is it a V6 or two? Or a four cylinder?

[C]

Four cylinder.

[A]

Okay, hang on a second. Cue it. I'm looking at something here. QX50, QX60. Four cylinder hybrid. QX60. All wheel drive. V6, QX60. Four cylinder Hybrid, all wheel drive, QX60, front wheel drive V6. So it says the way this thing's showing, it's either a four cylinder hybrid or it's a six cylinder.

[C]

But it must be a four cylinder, their hybrid.

[A]

Okay. That's why we named the company. Give me the vin. I'm not being sarcastic to you is literally these VIN numbers will bust this apart for us. And we takes the guesswork out. So we give a proper quote without guessing. Because there's nothing worse than telling somebody something, saying, oh, no, you told me it was a four cylinder, but it's actually a hybrid. You said it wasn't. So we were this and now we're that, and then you're just mad. And we don't want to make people mad. We want to hit them right the first time. 56,000 miles on a hybrid is how I'm booking this thing. And it's worth 14 grand. Let me see if that's grand. Hang on. It's got 58,000 miles. Let me check this. Let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com. either put your license plate in or put your your license plates easier. Did you already do it?

[C]

Yeah, I loaded it instead of exceeded the parameters, which I don't know what that meant.

[A]

How many miles? Anything over 115,000 miles it says except exceeds the parameters. We have to hand bid it.

[C]

That was 56. 129 is what I loaded.

[A]

If there's any chance you put one extra zero on there, it blew the computer up. I bet that's what happened. I've seen that before. So they will still be contacting you. Has a buyer emailed you back or texted you back?

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay, they will. When did you put?

[C]

Like ten minutes ago.

[A]

Okay, give it a minute. We'll get it. We'll get it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chris and Frisco 08 Pontiac Grand Prix with 150,000 miles. You there? Chris and Frisco. Hi. You know. Oh, wow. He just did a turn on me. He gave me you, and now I can't make the smart, sarcastic comment that I was gonna make because I would make it to him. If you'll put him back on the air, I'll talk to him. Are you there? Hey, Chris. An 08 Pontiac Grand Prix. I didn't want to say this in front of your lady, so turn your radio down. You did it to yourself. You knew it was coming. I'd rather have a case of the clap. Because that's something I can get rid of. I can't sell a 08 Grand Prix with 150. I'll give you 300 for it. But don't tell her. Tell her I said 3000 and you're just not ready to sell yet.

[B]

She didn't want to.

[A]

Tell it to her. All right.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Later. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. Joe and Colleen. We bought that Demon from you, right?

[C]

Yes, sir.

[A]

And now you've got a Hellcat charger. I got 29 seconds before I'm out. Did we get the. I think we got the box on the Demon. The. The. The finally got the. The crate, right?

[C]

Yeah, it's probably a month ago or so.

[A]

Perfect. So we got that deal all cleared out. Go to gimmetheven.com and load this one up and we'll do it online. Mark in Oklahoma. Good morning.

[C]

Yes. Is it my on?

[A]

Yeah, you're on.

[C]

Oh, hi, John. I called last week to congratulate you guys on the LA breaking through that market. And I just want to thank you again, man. And don't give Baba such a hard time, man. He's doing good on that music. That's. No, but you can't hear that music on the radio today, so it's good stuff. Can you guys get in the Cleveland, Ohio?

[A]

I think we're gonna be everywhere before it's all said and done.

[C]

I would hope so. My brother's kind of connected. There'd be a good hookup. He might be able to help.

[A]

Thanks, dude. We'll be right back. The new app could help parents interpret why their baby's upset based on how they cry. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Your baby's probably crying because it wishes.

[E]

It had better parents.

[D]

That's why.

[A]

It's presented by givemethevin.com. 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. Call in number. Last segment of the day.

[D]

Is it really?

[A]

Yeah. Holy wow. Fourth of July weekend. This would be the weekend.

[E]

Is this the weekend or is the next weekend the weekend?

[A]

Not the next weekend. Because after the fireworks. Go. Party's over and everybody's back in.

[E]

Fireworks this weekend?

[A]

No, I mean they'll be. The fireworks will be Wednesday night. But I'm saying I think it's like the mode mentally is starting now through Wednesday. Everybody's gonna be dragging ass. Monday and Tuesday, they're gonna be leaving. They're gonna be leaving. Will they take Thursday off too? Maybe recover? So it's just Like a Christmas holiday week.

[D]

I ain't man. I'll be here. I'll be here.

[B]

Thanks baba.

[A]

Thanks baba.

[E]

Was twisted during the break about something about somebody said something about that Doors on Facebook. What are you mad about?

[D]

What a crazy deal. What a guy named Steve something.

[A]

John Clay Wolf show on Facebook is.

[D]

Where a couple hours ago. But this guy didn't quote on our page. He quoted on a Legends of Rock page which is where people go to look at their favorite rock and roll guys. This guy said, oh, let me see. Stupid lyrics, bad music, poor musicians. Is it just me or do the Doors suck?

[E]

It's just starry trolling.

[D]

I know. And there's a hundred people on there saying just you man.

[E]

He's just trolling you. People troll all the time. I don't know.

[D]

Why do you go to Rock Legends of Rock page?

[A]

Troll.

[D]

You say the Doors suck.

[E]

It worked.

[A]

What's the name of that? Oh to the next Whiskey Bar. That's the best song.

[D]

Radio X Texas.

[A]

Radio Texas. No, it's not that one. Doors are good.

[D]

Whiskey Bar.

[A]

Next. Whiskey Bar. So the ride of the week. Now. Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[C]

Oh boy.

[A]

Toyota. Let's go places. They've hooked us up twice. Last week was the big Lex Lux car and this week is my favorite car in on the planet. Really? Yeah. What is it? And it's Toyota Land Cruiser.

[E]

That's your favorite in the planet?

[A]

On the planet. No but like realistically if I had a car that would I buy a Range Rover or a Land Cruiser? A Land Cruiser. Would I buy a Land Cruiser? Alexis G lx. A Land Cruiser. I'm holding the window sticker and isn't it's $87,000. What's funny is there's not a lot of extra equipment on here because if you buy a Land Cruiser you buy Land Cruiser everything. Everything. Yeah. And it's just basically a re badged Lexus LX570. But before that happened there was the Toyota Land Cruiser. I'll never forget it. We were driving to New Mexico. My ex wife at the time girlfriend, her dad had a 91 Land Cruiser. A 90 Land Cruiser. We were taking it to summer camp and I remember thinking and I said this to her, I said lexus. They ought to rebadge this thing as a Lexus. It would sell better. And we were in a 711 gang gas and I grabbed a car book and sure enough, here it comes. There's a story about it. So it's ironic that the Lexus that's so popular today. The full size SUV is really a Land Cruiser. And this Land Cruiser, there's not a lot of them out there and they don't sell many of them anymore because everybody wants the Lexus.

[C]

Right?

[A]

But it's the same car so really all it is is a Lexus LX570 with a Toyota badge on it. And it's just saying hey I'm so rich I don't have to be cool.

[E]

I don't have to show you I'm rich. Yeah, like the really rich people do. So is this more expensive or less than the Lexus?

[A]

It's a little less but it's not much.

[E]

Yeah but it's still got all the toys.

[A]

7,000 less or something like that.

[B]

Is it probably better off road than the Lexus one?

[A]

I don't know if the. The only difference would be diff locking differentials which Land Cruisers have always had and I don't know if the Lexus has that or not. I bet it does. I really turly I don't think it's the same car. I think it's the same car.

[E]

Literally the same car. They changed the badge.

[A]

It's like the difference between a GMC truck and a Chevy truck. What's a Yukon in a Tahoe?

[B]

Same thing.

[A]

It's the same effing thing. So that's what this is. And it's bad to the bone and thank you all for letting us drive it. And it gets crappy gas miles just like the rest of them. And guess what, if you're that wealthy you don't care.

[E]

Even gas now is so cheap.

[A]

You know a big bad rover is like 150. And like the little crappy V6 rovers that look like the big bad rovers cost as much as this. And this is what you should be buy instead of that.

[E]

Because a rover, the value drops quicker.

[A]

Yes, definitely. Okay. And the Toyota Land Cruiser holds value better than the Lexus in my opinion.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, cuz there's not as many of them on the market.

[D]

That makes sense.

[A]

And they ship them all over the world. And the high mileage ones, I mean when we sell them, especially the newer body styles, if we get a, if one comes in the queue that's like a 2010 or newer Lexus or Land Cruiser. Land Cruiser 200,000 miles. Ding ding ding. That's what we want because there's an export market on those. We do well on those. Awesome. Those are bunny makers is what I'm trying to say. And there's nothing Wrong with making money because we lose plenty on plenty of cars. And every once in a while we'll get a hold of one that makes some money. And these high mileage Land Cruisers and lxs, the guys are happy when they sell them to us. They're mild out and we can still give them a lot for them. Then we can make some money. More than the typical 300 that we net 800. It's funny. People don't believe that when I say.

[E]

Make because they think car dealers. Anybody deals with cars is killing me.

[A]

Yeah, you're just going to resell and make five grand off it, right?

[B]

Hear that?

[A]

All the time. We make 300 bucks a car after. But I mean we do 2000 of them. So there's that. That. That's a lot. But we spend a ton in advertising. We've got a lot of expenses. Our advertising bill. I mean, it blew me away when you told me they pay us to do the show.

[E]

Right.

[A]

But the, the weekday spend on the advertising.

[E]

Actual little commercials.

[A]

Do you know what a commercial cost in Los Angeles, California during drive time on a major. It's as much as it's. It's as much as the TV news would be here.

[E]

It's more exactly thing. It's very pricey.

[A]

It's very.

[E]

But it's number of years you're reaching.

[A]

Because they're all stuck in traffic.

[E]

That's it. They spend their day on the freeway.

[A]

Do you listen to broadcast radio in your car much?

[E]

Rarely.

[A]

Really.

[E]

I listen to XM Serious Belva.

[A]

What do you listen to?

[D]

Deep Tracks Exam.

[A]

Really? So you have an XM subscription?

[D]

Yeah, I have two. Actually. I have. I have one in my apartment.

[A]

But you're always quoting what these shows said. Bow and Jim's did this and Da da da did that. So you do. But you must jump.

[D]

Well, I'm here during the day in the studio and I listen to all my daytime radio stuff.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I catch Rush every day.

[A]

Do you still listen to Rush Limo every day?

[D]

I do not the whole program. I get about an hour between 11 and noon.

[A]

I'm gonna unveil something for everyone right now. This is unbelievable. Babo is Rush Limbaugh.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[D]

Don't tell him that.

[A]

Why are you telling.

[E]

Why are you making stuff up now? It's late in the show.

[D]

He's high.

[A]

Let's see. Okay, I'm kidding. But you're on the dope. But Bobbo does have a pretty good brush. Limbaugh impersonation.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Bobbo, could you give it to Us.

[D]

The. The. Like, mine.

[A]

You're. You're Rush Limbaugh. Impersonation.

[D]

Tell me this right now, John, now. And I like Hannity. He's a good guy, but he's full of crap. You heard it here first, kids. The Excellence in Broadcasting. That's not what he sounds like today.

[E]

No, you sound more like him in my head than he does.

[A]

Right, right. What does he sound like today?

[D]

Oh, he's very shrill. He's talking like all the time. There's a panic. There's a panic on. He's like Ted Nugent when he turns 75. It's gonna sound just like that. You know, he's really high pitched and raspy. He's getting old.

[A]

How old is he?

[D]

He's getting scared. We're live at the Excellence Broadcasting Network, and I'm talking very fast because I've got very much to say, less confidence than I used to have. It's still me.

[A]

Rush Bowl.

[D]

I don't eat tacos.

[A]

What about Alex? What about Alex Jones? Do you have an impersonation of him yet?

[C]

Alex Jones.

[D]

Alex. God, I'm gonna blow up. I'm gonna explode.

[G]

I'm gonna re.

[A]

Explode. That guy's a freak job.

[D]

I'm sorry. Excuse me, but these lizard people in the trees scare the hell out of me. Me and my children and you want to take my guns with lizard people on the verge of taking over this great state of Texas. My God, I'm just stupid. I'm sorry. Excuse me. That's my best Alex Jones. Not very good, but I don't listen to him every time.

[A]

I don't want to hate him, but I hate him.

[D]

Well, ate him. You know, that kind of rhetoric is what's wrong with the country today.

[E]

It's just a shtick. It's just something he found out that stirs people up. And he works.

[D]

I know. And he laughs about how his listeners believe every line.

[A]

The Sandy Hook thing makes me mad.

[D]

Me, too.

[A]

That is. I mean, you know, you can listen to him for entertainment value, but when you get into the fact that all these kids died, he's sitting there screaming that it's not real cool at all. Yeah, I saw special.

[D]

He's a hack.

[E]

He is just pure and simple.

[A]

He's rich, but so are these preachers that lie.

[E]

Yeah, they're all liars.

[D]

It's all show business.

[E]

It's a hacky stick that he came up with that makes him millions.

[A]

Does he take donations?

[D]

Probably. Nobody sells every product under the sun on his website.

[A]

Alex Jones, sweeties. You want to start the morning off with great cereal? Go with Alex Jones cereal. It will keep you from dying from the crazy left. I'll tell you right now.

[D]

And I didn't want to do it, but when they. When they gave me these things by the case and I bought a million of them, I thought they look grotesque, but with milk, they're great, I guess.

[E]

Is he a prepper?

[A]

Great. Oh, God. Doomsday preppers.

[E]

I don't have a clue.

[A]

I don't listen either. I just catch enough of it. But I have a good friend that's into it, and it kind of bothers me. Like, how could you be into this? This is ridiculous.

[E]

Unless you're doing it like you watch a circus, which you understand is a show.

[A]

Okay?

[D]

There's enough reasons not to, like if you were conservative, okay? And this has nothing to do with me, but if you're a real, live, right wing, staunch conservative, you have enough reasons not to, you know, agree with liberals, right? You don't have to make stuff up. Stop lying. Stop the name calling, you know, and liberals, too. If you're not with a conservative vibe, you don't have to make stuff up. Get over it. It's just politics.

[A]

And that's how we're going to leave the program today. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, happy 4th of July. We will see you next Saturday, same time, same place.

[D]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Now, the reason you're hearing that sound is that the John Clay Wolf podcast is composed of mostly adult material, and you have to be 18 years of age or older to hear this portion of our program. You deviant little. Get that satellite on. How can I. How's that even possible? John, The. The words doors and suck don't even belong in the same sentence.

[A]

Absolutely agree.

[D]

Even the same paragraph.

[A]

You just. You, you, you. You wear things hard. Hey, but back to what were we talking about? Andy Goffman 1.

[D]

Oh, yeah, there's a. You're a big Netflix guy, man. I stole this. Earlier this week, there's a documentary called Jim and Andy the Great beyond that's about Jim Carrey when he did the movie man on the Moon.

[A]

Tell JD to shut up or he can't hear us talking about him.

[D]

Can't.

[A]

If he just shut up, he. He doesn't understand that we have live mics. He can't just shut up.

[D]

No, he won't.

[A]

He can't. Was he getting old?

[D]

Nah.

[A]

What's the.

[D]

God, he's not that smart, I think.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Sometimes I'm not sure.

[A]

You Ought to ask him. He's gonna be a theory three feet from me.

[D]

Nah, I'm not gonna do Right. I don't wanna mess with that. So there's a documentary called Jim and Andy the Great beyond, and it's about when Jim Carrey did the movie man on the Moon. Yeah, he went right off the rails, dude.

[A]

He.

[D]

He, like, became Andy Kaufman for a year while they filmed that. And they have all this documentary footage of during the shoot and stuff. Not only did he become Andy, but he became occasionally Andy's alter ego, Tony Clifton.

[A]

Oh, yeah, that was funny. Yeah. Why don't you give me a drink?

[D]

I said drink. That's comedy.

[A]

How did Andy Kaufman die? Kill.

[D]

Cancer.

[A]

He didn't kill himself.

[D]

No cancer. A lot of people thought he faked his death because that would have been right up his alley.

[A]

I've heard he auto asphyxiated like the rest of them.

[D]

No lung cancer. And he never smoked, but he lived in New York City for a lot of his life, so. Yeah.

[A]

What were you saying about Letterman when.

[D]

They were on the Letterman show? You've seen man on the Moon, right?

[A]

No.

[D]

The Andy Kaufman movie.

[A]

No.

[D]

With Jim Carrey?

[A]

No.

[D]

Oh, God.

[A]

Is it on Netflix?

[D]

I hope so.

[A]

Something like that. If it's not, it's on Amazon.

[D]

Yeah, you gotta catch it. There's a scene. Andy Kaufman went through a wrestling phase where he thought it would be cool to be. Be, like, bad guy wrestler, right? Like the heel.

[A]

I remember the hearing about that.

[D]

And you remember wrestling, right? Sportatorium here.

[A]

And he'd get his ass kicked if we went.

[D]

Well, he wrestled women exclusively for the first, you know, six months. And he always won. Then he got in the road.

[A]

Turley, we're turned off on the feed. Right? No question. Okay.

[D]

He got in the road.

[A]

You take this, right?

[D]

He was always joking. Not on himself, but kind of, you know, using himself as a sacrificial tool to make people feel, you know, confused. He got in a role with a wrestler named Jerry Lawler, who was like the king of Memphis wrestling. And when wrestling was first on tv, man, it was in Memphis.

[A]

Hey, Turley, are you recording this?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Because I'm looking at it, looks like you are.

[D]

And this. This guy, Jerry Lawler, like. Like, beat Andy Kaufman's ass. Well, it was all set up and they. They were on Letterman, both of them, and he. He slapped him again while they were on Letterman. And Andy Kaufman went off and it all, you know, Letterman sitting there thinking.

[A]

Like, it was supposed to be fake.

[D]

Well, no, it Was supposed to be real. And we're still not sure today whether they cahooted to do it in the movie. They make it out like they were in cahoots to pull a big joke.

[A]

What about Joaquin Phoenix? Did he really go crazy? Rosette Bullshit.

[D]

No, no, it was a setup. He was just, you know, he. He came out. He did. What was the name of the movie, Terry? Remember Joaquin Phoenix? I was here or I was there.

[B]

I don't know. I haven't seen it.

[D]

He was on Letterman. He had. He told everybody, I'm not going to act anymore.

[A]

I'm gonna be a rap beard. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, that's right.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[D]

And he went on Letterman and looked like he was all zoned out speak.

[E]

And.

[B]

Yeah, it was all for a movie, some bit that he was doing.

[D]

Yeah. And punk. David Letterman.

[A]

He was great in Johnny Cash.

[D]

He's great. Great in everything, man.

[A]

He was great in Johnny Cash.

[D]

I watched these overblown serious, artsy movies. There's a guy's director, he did Boogie Nights and There Will Be Blood. Some great films.

[A]

Is the TV working in here?

[D]

No, it hasn't.

[B]

I mean, it's not hooked up.

[D]

We haven't had it on since April.

[A]

Okay. So we ordered some new furniture.

[D]

There's a movie called the Master. Joaquin Phoenix is so good in, man, but it's like three hours of. If you're not really into movies, you won't get it.

[A]

How are you doing with city life?

[D]

How am I doing?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I love it, man.

[A]

Do you?

[D]

That's great. Yeah. Rosedale Avenue, dude. All the way there, all the way back.

[A]

Well, it's not Rosedale, It's Magnolia. That has all the good stuff.

[B]

I'm going down Rosedale for other things.

[A]

That's where hookers are, Bob.

[D]

No, no, no.

[A]

Just yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[D]

When you get off 30, I can go all the way down to Summit street and exit, which is a pain in the ass because I live on 30, kind of the 9th street side. Or I can take Rosedale, exit straight to 12th street, right around my parking lot.

[A]

So do you hang at those places on Magnolia?

[D]

I've driven by.

[A]

There's a lot of good ones.

[D]

I haven't been around, but people keep.

[A]

Telling me all my barbecue do that. It's just so good. It's so different. It's so different, and it's just so great.

[D]

It looks like Austin down there, man.

[A]

Right? It's like a deep elm in Fort Worth.

[D]

Yeah. People park their cars in this one giant lot and Then just walk around.

[A]

It's very.

[B]

What are they. What are the new kids?

[A]

Eclectic. Yeah.

[B]

No, there's a name for it. Dang it.

[D]

Gentrified.

[A]

No, it's. What's that? New. What do you call it when you try to dress like your grandpa? Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

Gentrification.

[A]

You know, you drive an old Cadillac, an 83 Cat. Hipster.

[B]

Hipster. It's very hipster down there.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I don't know if I'm going to fit down there. If it's hip.

[A]

You know, there's.

[B]

There's some hippies down there, too. It's kind of a mesh, but it's. There's a lot of.

[A]

There's a lot of tattoos. You ought to be able to get some poontang down there, Bob.

[D]

Yeah, it's been. It's been great being in town. Now, listen, I. I mean, a lot of evenings I go home and make dinner and go to bed.

[G]

Right.

[D]

Because I just got here.

[A]

You know, we're not working you that hard. I mean.

[D]

Well, listen, I haven't worked like this in here. There's a lot of stuff to do.

[A]

Really.

[D]

I mean, when you're trying to book guests and they want. Won't talk to you, and you gotta do the old end around and get to their publicist.

[A]

When they realize when. When they slow down enough to realize the reach that they would have. Yeah. With the network, then they. Have you ever really had somebody understand what you have, how many listeners we have, and say, no, no, once they get it. But the front is. No, the front to everything is no, no, no, no.

[D]

Of course I'm shooting high for your sake because I know you can talk to these people. Bob Odenkirk, who we want so bad and Better Call Saul's not coming on till September. I thought I was way ahead in line and they talked to me a couple times. They're like, no, no, no. Matthew McConaughey's people, they're like, no, no, no.

[A]

I can get that done with Ingram.

[D]

Jim Carrey's people said that he will be doing publicity.

[A]

Why do we want Matthew McConaughey? Just for fun or is he doing something?

[D]

He's like our. If anybody, if any celebrity belongs on this show.

[A]

Hey, hey, hey, man. Yeah, yeah, you got a point. I'll call Ingram and get his number. My buddy Jack in yourman here are. Unless they had a breakup. You know how that goes. Yeah, dude, but they were all hanging out drinking beer in Austin for the past several years.

[D]

Actors are so hard. Jesse Plemons should be a shoe in for us. He's from Dallas.

[A]

Who the hell's Jesse Plemons?

[D]

Jesse Plemons?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Okay, Breaking Bad. He was the. During the last season, he was the teenage kid that hung around. No, that. Another white teenage kid that hung around with the tweakers that kidnapped Jesse and stuck him in a deal. Stuck him in a hole in the ground.

[A]

Is he the ugly kid with a big head?

[D]

Yes, he was in Black Mass with Johnny Depp.

[A]

Was he in Fargo?

[D]

No, no, he's season two. He's a young guy.

[A]

Who's the weird kid that replaced Jesse as the chemist at the end of Breaking Bad?

[D]

That's him. They call him Method Meth. Damon is his. No, he.

[A]

He is in Fargo, season two. Where?

[D]

Oh, the TV show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not the movie, the TV show.

[A]

Wonderful. He was the butcher. Yeah, yeah. And his crazy wife. What's her. Whatever her name. Oh, she's famous as hell.

[D]

Kid vampire.

[A]

That was a good show, Fargo, man.

[D]

I wish they'd do it again.

[A]

I do, too.

[D]

They're saying they're not.

[A]

How many did they get through? They did three.

[D]

Two seasons.

[A]

No, they didn't. More than two.

[D]

Maybe that was.

[A]

The last one was with the guy that played himself and his brother. The rich guy with the parking garages and the Russians came in and took over his company. Oh.

[D]

Second season was the UFO 70.

[A]

Billy Bob Thornton was the first season, wasn't he?

[D]

That was outstanding.

[A]

That was outstanding. So what's up with Netflix? Are they just paying the actors directly and skipping all the bullshit? And so they're hanging this big talent because they're able to give them real dollars instead of discounted dollars.

[D]

They're financing films. The new Scorsese film. And I know you know who Martin Scorsese is going to be released on Netflix.

[A]

What's it called?

[D]

It's called the Irishman. It's based on a book called I hear you Paint Houses. It's got De Niro, Peshy, Pacino this time, and Harvey Keitel, and it's going to be a Netflix production.

[A]

Not in theaters.

[D]

Not in theaters. They're paying the money and they're financing films. And somehow. Enough. 11.95amonth.

[A]

Dude, these guys are.

[D]

They could be studio systems going to hell. Tarantino is working on his Manson story. It's got every actor that's gonna be.

[A]

The best movie in the world.

[D]

It's gonna be called Once Upon a Time in California, and it's coming out next year.

[A]

Is it gonna be a movie release? Or Netflix.

[D]

We don't know.

[A]

It'll be movie. He's too filmy.

[D]

I don't know. He hates. He hates these digital theaters. I mean, Tarantino likes film.

[A]

Well, we did that last one on 8 millimeter. 12 millimeter? 70. That's right. Duh.

[D]

That screen was 40 yards long.

[A]

Dude, that show was okay. It was good. It was worth it. But it wasn't. Oh, my God.

[D]

It gets better the more you watch it, though. There's a lot of subtext in there.

[A]

What was it called?

[D]

Some Hateful eight.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the, the one before that with the whole. The.

[D]

The Django.

[A]

Django Unchained was great. So he's doing the Manson story.

[D]

Yeah. You know, I had a girl over at the house a couple months ago.

[A]

Netflix, the mail in CD company, is going to wreck out the goddamn motion picture industry. Really?

[D]

Well, no, because motion picture industry still got robots and lots of explosions and cartoons. And traditionally in this country, who goes to the movies more than anybody?

[A]

Kids.

[D]

Kids.

[A]

My kids were lined up to go to Incredibles 2.

[D]

No doubt.

[A]

Disney is just killing it.

[D]

Killing these live action remakes.

[A]

I watched Battlestar Galactic the other day. I think I told you this all.

[D]

The old TV show.

[A]

Yeah. And it's on Netflix or one of them. And God damn, it was good.

[D]

It's a great idea.

[A]

It was. I mean, it's a Star wars knockoff, but the storyline might even be better. It's amazing what they did in that time. I mean, it's not better, but you know, for. For weekday.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, that's some hard to do. Remember the silver guys instead of the Stormtroopers, they had the silver guys with the one eye in the middle there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The story was all the same.

[D]

Starbucks, the pilot.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. But it was. It was good. And I've been. Listen, I've been watching Curb youb Enthusiasm. I got through the first season this week. It's the funniest in the world, dude. When. When he. He has to go get his wife's aunt's obituary done. And it says she was a very. In the obit, it says she was a very ant. Right, right. She was a very thoughtful cunt. Or a loving cunt.

[D]

She was a loving cunt.

[A]

And it pressed in the paper and everybody's so mad at Larry. And then the deal about the incest thing. The last episode of season one, he went to his friend's incest recovery meeting and God almighty. I don't want to root for anybody that's listening. That goes and Checks it out. It's the funniest shit. Maybe it was episode one of season two, but the last episode of season one and the first episode of season two are unbelievably funny.

[D]

Which one had the. The slightly mentally cousin who's played by Kathleen o'? Hare.

[A]

I don't know.

[D]

And his. His manager, Jeff.

[B]

Oh, that was the third. This last. This recent season.

[D]

No, I thought it was pretty early years ago.

[A]

And that is some non PC dude. They get into some heavy duty non PC. Yeah. And to have these wearing me out about black, white, Latino or other. They're that scared of their own shadow and then this major ranger is on it just blows me away. And I understand these radio signals are fragile and the FCC and everybody's scared, but one goddamn complaint does not run the roost. And they've got to calm down. No, they're not to calm down.

[B]

It's not fcc. It's not an FCC thing that we're doing. It's just a taste thing. That's different. That's subjective. FCC is. There's these laws.

[A]

But that we've. And that's what I said. In the past 10 years on big Ear, how many keyword outside problems have we had? Inside problems? Plenty. All your goddamn personality and talent and program directors and all your hierarchy. And who's getting credit for this? You know we brought him on. No, we did. Well, you know, or no, you're in trouble. And who's got the spin from Give me the vin. Oh, I got it. And then the talent gets pissed off. These guys suck. Who do they think they are being funny on the air? We're not. They're not allowed to be funny. They're assholes. You know, it's tons of inside problems.

[D]

You should have expected. And I've been telling you for years, every time I get mixed up with white people, this is exactly what happens.

[A]

I hear you, but for, for, for this to. That. That conversation the other day just blew me away. And I understand in California we're going to have to be more sensitive. I understand and I'm agreeable to it. But let's not start cutting nuts on the stuff that doesn't count. Let's be smart about our chops.

[D]

They probably did. They probably got two calls or something about that.

[A]

Two. And the story was we're down here on the border near San Diego and it's real sensitive down here. Well, no shit. Where the fuck do you think we live? Yeah, do you not think we're on in San Antonio and Corpus Christi? And fucking Brownsville, Texas, and goddamn Matamorous. I mean, in the news, are they talking more about the California border or the Texas border?

[D]

Right.

[A]

National news. Not local. National. Texas, Texas. Where did Melania Trump go? She's goddamn sure didn't go to Tijuana. No, she went. I mean, it's just constant.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

I don't know what we have to get through. Are they trying to scare us? Are we trying to scare. I don't know what's going on.

[D]

I think they're scared of us.

[B]

Why?

[D]

You got a program director. He picks the talent. It's his job. You can't come in there and do a show.

[A]

Thirteen years, Bobbo. Thirteen years. It's not three months. I don't know. I'm. I'm just ready to get on with it. And the politics of this thing have slowed this operation down tremendously. What you got, J.D.

[E]

Nothing. I just need you to. Do you want to talk about this on the air? Sign a check.

[A]

You're doing a Calvin to me.

[E]

I'm doing a cabinet.

[A]

All right, so you need to sign. Sign a check. How much is the check for?

[E]

7,000. 7,890.

[A]

Okay, so they won the argument.

[E]

Yes.

[B]

JD was wrong. He had this conversation he's had with this guy on. Was it 170 text messages?

[E]

Yes.

[D]

It's been insane.

[E]

This has been going on for a month.

[A]

What kind of last name is this?

[E]

Don't even ask me. Giovanni.

[D]

White, black, Latino or other.

[E]

It's other.

[A]

How many miles are on this car?

[F]

90.

[A]

I can't remember.

[B]

It's like 90. Something, something.

[A]

It'll be fine. Yeah, these. These M35s, they do good. They're ugly as. And I don't know why people want them, but they do good.

[B]

I think they're kind of good looking.

[A]

That's true. I mean. I mean, now you. You know.

[E]

Thank you.

[B]

Yeah. Go finish this.

[A]

No.

[B]

Go. Get them out of here.

[A]

Who the hell is this calling online too? Hello, you're on the air. Where are you from?

[C]

Bakersfield.

[A]

Bakersfield. Tell me about Bakersfield, California. I've never been in my life. Well, I've heard, you know, when we were plotting out all these markets, I've heard, well, this place is like this, but Bakersfield, they said it's redneck. It's redneck. And farmers. And I looked up on the map and y' all have a Lexus store there. I'm like, it can't be that redneck if it's got a Lexus store.

[D]

It's come a long way.

[C]

This is true. The elective store here is probably number one. Bakersfield's awesome city.

[A]

Okay, so it's a city. It's not some town. Like they try to tell me how many people live there. Okay, and is it your traditional California kind of town, or is it more like a Texas town?

[C]

It's a traditional town now.

[A]

Okay, and how long have you lived there?

[C]

My whole life.

[A]

And are you. Are you happy with the change or do you miss the way it was.

[C]

Home a little bit? Both. I do like the way it used to be. Because you knew everybody. Everybody's friendly and everybody watched over everybody. Nowadays, you know, you to the country club and you can't recognize a face.

[A]

Is everybody coming to Bakersfield because the. Oh, it's got 400,000 in the city limits. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it has grown. Lights. Real town, city, whatever. What have you got, sir? Did you want to sell something?

[C]

Well, I'm looking at getting rid of my 7, 740. I 2016.

[A]

Did you lease it? I bet you did, because most people did.

[C]

No, I bought it. I actually have two of them identically the same, believe it or not.

[A]

All right, what color is it?

[C]

Silver.

[A]

Let me build it real quick in my little system here. We'll see what this thing says. Is it. Is it the long? Is it the long or the regular size?

[C]

Well, the 2016 are only one size now.

[A]

Okay, you're right. But there's a 40 and a 50. Which one have you got?

[C]

40.

[A]

Okay, three front turbo, six cylinder turbo. How many miles.

[C]

On the one I have 17,000. The other one I have 33,000.

[A]

Which one are we bidding?

[C]

Either one. Actually, I want to trade it in for a Lamborghini.

[A]

You sound like my son. He's Lamborghini. He's Lamborghini. Yes, I actually do have a very good Lamborghini place. It's in Calabasas. A good friend of mine owns it, and I'm gonna meet him out in California next week. I'm in Dallas. That's where we're based out of. But yeah, the. I forgot what it's called. It's Boardwalk Lamborghini I believe in. In Calabasas, and I can hook you up with him. Let me give you a bit. I'm get. Do you have a 16? 17? Do you want to trade them both in on Lambos?

[C]

No, I only want to trade one of them. Whichever one. I think I might get the best.

[A]

Value on the 17. The 17,000 mile one's gonna bring more money. What what year is the other one?

[C]

They're both 16.

[A]

Okay, well, let's just go with the seven. And they're both five. They're both 740s. They're both the same car, right?

[C]

Yep, same color.

[A]

Okay. Are either one of them an M sport? They're all both M. Okay, so they have 20 inch wheels or 19s.

[C]

I want to say 20s.

[A]

Okay. This car, the 16 with 17 is, is, is, is, is. Silver. Silver, Silver, silver, silver. It's right there at 4950 G's.

[C]

4950. Yeah, I probably keep it for that.

[A]

What's fucked it up is the lease market on these things.

[C]

I know, man. I've been driving BMW since 97 and you know, you pay 105 grand.

[D]

Years.

[C]

They were 50.

[A]

Well, I'm going to give you the number actually of my Lambo man.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

His name is Tim McKenna and he's the general manager of Lamborghini Calabasas and Lamborghini Dallas and Ferrari San Francisco. Tell him, just, just call him. He's probably not going to answer. Say, hey, John, Clay Wolf told me to call you. I want to trade in two BMWs on a Lamborghini and I'm in Bakersfield, California. And he'll get right on it.

[C]

Thanks for the info, man. Appreciate it. Have a great day.

[A]

What do you think about the show? No, I mean, you're not gonna hurt my feelings. I know it's an interruption of what you're used to listen to.

[C]

To be honest. It's just I may have actually listened to the show and I think it's interesting. I think that there are. I like comedy first. My normal, everyday, crappy life.

[D]

Right.

[C]

But I also think that it's interesting the concept of what you do, you know, I mean, people need to get rid of product. You have a way of making it happen for them. And they have the right to say yes or no. Just like I did.

[D]

Right.

[C]

I mean, I would love to, but that's just not the number for me. So you just say no. But if you say yes, then your problem ended and move on.

[A]

Well, what. I'm. What? Really. But what. What they keep scaring the shit out of me is California. California. Everybody's so sensitive, everybody's so liberal. You're gonna piss everybody off, Wolf, with all your fucking comments and everybody's gonna get in trouble. I mean, I feel like there are. That's what we were just talking about. Do you think that that's. I don't live there. I don't know.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Is that Bullshit.

[C]

Well, so Bakersfield definitely is not liberal. If you look, you'll see that it's definitely every part of the city. But I do have houses in different parts of California. And those people are crazy, to be honest, in my opinion. You know, they don't normal people. In my opinion. Republicans can look at both sides and then come up with a solution that might be good for everybody. Those guys look at both sides, so that's where the problem is. So for me, all the things they say, they offend me. But I'm not going to go out and, you know, do anything about it. It's just their opinion. That's fine. They can be what they want to be. But yeah, Bakersfield is not like that. We're common sense people. We have a good idea of how the world really works. We're hard working people, to be honest. But these other people, and like my house is in the other two cities, I mean, they just want to do nothing. Dude, they want everything for everything for nothing.

[A]

And that business, well, I just kind of figure if you listen to rock and roll stations or classic rock stations, if that's your taste in music, you're not going to be like crazy ass left wing dying to be offended by everything. If you listen to Metallica, you're not somebody that's just dying to be offended. Is that a fair observation assessment?

[C]

I think that that is true.

[G]

Over.

[C]

I think that's true overall. But as you well know, life is changing and the demographics and people are changing. So those same people, yeah, they, they can still be offended fairly easily. Like I said, more on the coastal places where I have my house, but not here in Bakersfield.

[A]

All right, so. So we need another feature.

[C]

To say what you want to say. I mean, I personally like to say a lot of different things, you know.

[A]

Right.

[C]

Like I said, I did like your show. That's one of the reasons why I called in, number one, to see what my car might be worth to you. And number two, if you have anything, because I do want to get a Lamborghini, but.

[A]

Well, he's got so. So his inventory in Dallas is the largest in the country. He's the number one Lambo dealer in the country out of Dallas. The one in LA is the number three. He's got more cars than anybody else. So he's gonna have the car you want. If you want a Lambo.

[C]

Yeah, I'm gonna drive down there on Tuesday. I'll check it out.

[A]

Call him first because if you call him, if you use my name, you'll get treated different. Not that they'll treat you bad, but they'll. They'll cut to the chase quicker if you use my name. I deal with this guy all the time. He calls me on trade ins all the time. I do business with these people. Yeah, sure. All right, thanks. Thanks.

[D]

So we had a caller call in. We had to. We had to cut away because his private email and everything's in there, so. Oh, that's. That's what we're going. But you guys couldn't see that the 10 minutes there, so never mind.

[A]

Oh, you turned it off?

[B]

No, he's just. That's where his edit's gonna be.

[D]

Yeah, we're gonna cut that out.

[B]

You don't want to have that on there.

[A]

We just cut out the name and the email. Okay. That's all. No, everything else. Tim, do you not think the guy with the Lambo wants to the. I. I think Tim with his phone number, but I gave him his desk number. Oh, not a cell number. No, I gave his desk number for that reason. So the only thing you need to chop out is the guy's crazy email address that I couldn't figure out. Anyway, that's why I gave up on that. T as in Roy. I. I didn't. What was his name?

[D]

I thought it was Troy.

[A]

I don't know. I just. I just wouldn't understand. That's my fault. Not his.

[D]

Mr. Lamborghini.

[A]

You know, my shitty life. Two BMWs. I. They're both paid for and I'm gonna get a Lamborghini. I have three houses on the coast of California. But this life.

[D]

I have just your comedy. Because of my shitty life.

[A]

All the crazy lefties.

[D]

He says California's being good for somebody. Yeah. Most normal people, you know, Republicans. I don't think California's gotta be nearly as bad for us as some of these genius program directors have predicted.

[A]

Now I like, you know. And you gotta understand, it's not. They just. They're just. They just don't. The biggest thing they don't want is cancellations. That's. It's all about money. So if we start fucking with people and get two out there and they get some people mad that threaten to cancel, that's where. Where. Where it unbalances. That's why we have to walk a line.

[D]

Are you aware of anything like that?

[A]

No. In Austin there was a fake setup through a guy named Bama Brown. In my opinion, this is alleged. And his ex wife who. Or his wife who had a problem with this ad agency guy. We had a run in about 10 years ago. And then when we started in Austin, he's the morning show guy and she's still the ad agency. And all of a sudden they had all these cancellations, this bullshit, fucking complete barrel shoot. It was bullshit. Can't prove it. So, you know, whatever.

[D]

Can't we make a living too?

[A]

If you pay them, that was the deal. If you pay his old lady her vig, you damn sure can.

[B]

But if Mafia.

[A]

But if you go around her, then no. And that's what happens. That's what happened. You just nailed it. All right, I'm going to leave. I'm going to go back to work. See you later.

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