# 157 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.14.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #157 (07.14.18)

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Podcast Description: Each week, John Clay Wolfe and his crew talk cars, sports, wild stories, and all things that won’t get ‘em in FCC trouble, plus offbeat humor and real-time car buying, “Pawn Stars style.”
Tone: Energetic, irreverent, spontaneous, unfiltered, and peppered with inside jokes

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Episode Overview

Episode #157 of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings the usual boisterous Saturday morning chaos. Broadcasting across several regions from the Wolf Radio Studios and powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com, John and the crew juggle rapid-fire topics including: car buying and selling (live, real deals!), family, European vs. American work culture, vacation stories, buying the “right” car, infamous drunk stories, the difference between Lamborghini and Ferrari guys, the realities of running a major auto auction business, music bits, caller shenanigans, and unpredictable humor. This episode welcomes new West Coast listeners while keeping the raucous tone true to form.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

Welcome and FCC-Proofed Satire

• Theme: Self-aware blend of irreverence, music bits, and car talk. Relishes dancing near, but not over, the “too far” line.
• Intro Banter:
  • Prank on secretary of State Pompeo’s North Korea trip described via a joking Airbnb listing:
    “Quiet neighbors, great view of dictator corpses.” (00:42)
  • Regional shout-outs: “Good morning, Houston. Good morning Dallas. Oklahoma, Louisiana, West Texas, East Texas...Bakersfield, Las Vegas, and everywhere in between.” (02:16)

European vs. American Work-Life Balance

• Main Point: John reflects on his Danish in-laws’ extended vacations vs. his own workaholic habits, lampooning both sides.
• Quote:
  “I just bought dinner and we're swimming in my pool and he's telling me I work too much!” – John (04:12)

“Abba Money!” and Family Connections

• Topic: John reveals his wife is related to one of ABBA’s original members, leading to a riff on royalty checks, community property, and why men’s hard-earned “buffalo” is always split, but “inherited” money isn’t.
  • “My wife's mother's mother is the hot chick from Abba's sister.” – John (05:21)
  • “It's all about the buffalo, everybody. It's all about the buffalo. Tatanka.” – John (07:09)

Real-Time Car Buying – “Pawn Stars, but it’s Real!”

• Recurring Bit:
  Callers pitch their cars for live bids.
  • John stresses the reality: “When we do a deal, it's actually real. And we don't preset it and pre plan it and say, you say this and then I'll say that – we argue and wrestle on the air for real.” (08:47)
• Memorable Callers:
  • Clint with the Datsun 280Z: Offended by a low offer; John retorts: “You call a girl and tell her you're broke, and you'd like for her to pick you up and take you on a date…Does she call you back? No. Go get your stuff together, tighten up and call us back.” (11:04)
  • Bob with the Nissan Cube: Wrapped with a baked-on Christian radio ad. John: “I think 1500, maybe two Gs. And we may have to repaint it when we're done.” Caller happily sells: “Just so I can say I sold your car!” (14:54)

The “JD Vacation Drunk” Segment

• Topic: Mock-intervention for co-host JD, who is sober but ribbed as a possible “vacation drunk.”
• Best JD Story:
  • “My girlfriend stopped me walking out the front door naked, going to mow the yard at 3am – that was a bad one.” – JD (17:44)
  • On Ambien stories: “If you fight the sleep, you will not know what you did. You'll go outside and mow the yard naked.” – JD (19:54)

Wild Stories: Coke, Lamborghinis, and 80’s Radio

• Nods to Old Radio Days:
  • “I thought you and Stevens and Pruitt used to do it [cocaine] before the show. Stevenson and Pruitt did. They used to lay it out in the newsroom...Jim Pruitt would drive his red Lamborghini…in a neighborhood of eighty thousand dollar houses.” – John (20:24)
  • Homage to radio mentor Jim Pruitt: “Rest in peace, Jim Pruitt. Sounds like you had fun while you were doing.” – John (21:10)

The “Cursed Boat” Saga

• Ongoing Drama: The team can’t sell or keep John’s troubled boat running.
  • Appearance by “Satan” (comedy bit):
    “I’m in the soul business…late at night, I’d give my soul for that boat.” (28:11)
• Quote:
  • “I bought the boat live on air in Lake Conroe…It runs and then it breaks and then this and then that.” – John (24:57)

Live Price Negotiations—Classic “Pawn Stars Unscripted”

• Pattern: Callers hope their “special” trade-ins will fetch more; John delivers blunt reality checks.
  • E.g., Mark & the O2 Avalanche:
    “What does it take to buy, Mark? 10,000 is what it takes to buy Mark's Motor Trend truck of the year, the O2 avalanche…Hang on, y'all. Everybody be quiet. This is the guy I love.” (43:08)

Lambo vs. Ferrari Guy – The Ferrari Phil Interview (45:29)

• Insight:
  • “Lamborghini guy is typically younger, flashier, wants to be seen. Ferrari guy is probably...a little more mature, loves the history, could care less if anybody knows they ever own it.” – Ferrari Phil (46:36)
  • “Ferrari guy’s business…probably owns the company. Lambo guy is the guy that works for that guy.” – Ferrari Phil (47:44)

Inside the Car Auction Biz

• Deep Dive into Auctions: John explains how momentum, “strikes,” and emotional energy keep the business alive and risky.
  • “If you stop that train, it costs $2-3,000 to get it rolling again…You gotta get the momentum. You’re managing momentum.” (54:48)
  • “We sell a car every 45 seconds…”
  • Cameo by “Yoda” of the business, Bob Hollenshead: “It’s all about strikes, Johnny. When a car’s got a strike, there’s less people looking at it...could be color, miles, equipment, fax, pedigree…” (89:19)

Listener Calls – From the Absurd to the Heartful

• Strippers, Breast Cancer, & Prayers:
  • Caller: “Beverly, used to call to the stripper pole all the time…the fighting breast cancer man…”
    – Instant prayer from “baby Jesus” (crew member):
    “Dear baby Jesus…shine thine love upon her and help us. She’s a lovely girl.” (38:24)
• Wild Caller Pitches: Everything from tweaker farm trucks (“39 miles per radiator full...depends how long I can keep it shut”) (62:11) to Southern California Focuses with 252,000 miles, “custom exhaust, and 65 mile-an-hour air.” (107:16)
• Bit: Guess What Pre-K Bought at Walmart (six-pack of “wife beater” shirts, $13.96) (77:18)

The Music Bits

• Music Gags:
  • “Africa” by Toto, sampled and mashed up in bluegrass, metal versions, and DJ PreK’s rap remix—a recurring subject and source for digressions. (58:07)
  • “I’m telling you, original is…he’s stealing the beat, but it’s his own lyrics…” – John, on DJ PreK’s take (59:09)
• Backwards/Secret Messages:
  • Playing Britney Spears, Zeppelin, and Queen songs “backwards” to reveal hidden messages (“My sweet Satan…” “It’s fun to smoke marijuana…”). (113:27, 115:50)

End-of-Show Banter—Family, Age Gaps, Real Life

• John’s Wife Joins In: Playful, self-deprecating banter about their age difference (“Take your age, divide by two, add seven, and there’s the number.”) (129:34)
• Callout: Upcoming Louisiana listener party for LSU–Alabama game (96:34 & 131:20)
• Final Thought:
  • “California, we love you…see you all next Saturday.” (131:20)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Vacation Time Debate & European In-Laws: 02:53–05:15
• Abba Family Connection & Royalty Dollars: 05:16–07:09
• Car Buying on Air — Why It’s Real: 08:03–09:50
• JD’s Drunk Stories & Ambien Mishaps: 17:00–17:59; 19:05–19:52
• Old Radio Days/Cocaine Stories: 20:12–21:10
• Boat Nightmare & “Satan” Bit: 24:21–28:48
• Deal-Making — O2 Avalanche Negotiation: 43:01–45:11
• Lambo vs. Ferrari Guy, w/Ferrari Phil: 45:29–48:23
• Auction Deep Dive & Sales Philosophy: 49:08–57:02
• Praying for Beverly the Stripper: 38:16–38:43
• Musical Covers Segment (“Africa”, others): 57:26–62:07
• Walmart Guessing Game: 76:19–78:33
• Call-in: Tiffany’s 252K-Mile Focus & Bikini Bet: 105:03–107:28
• Backwards Rock Messages Bit: 113:01–116:27
• John’s Age Gap with Wife & “Sweet Spot” Rule: 128:26–129:34

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Notable Quotes

• “If you call a girl and tell her you’re broke…and you'd like for her to pick you up and take you on a date...Does she call you back? No. Go get your stuff together, tighten up and call us back.” – John (11:04)
• “Lambo guy is typically younger, flashier, wants to be seen. Ferrari guy is probably a little more mature, loves the history, could care less if anybody knows they ever own it.” – Ferrari Phil (46:36)
• “If you stop that train, it costs $2-3,000 to get it rolling again…You’re managing momentum.” – John (54:48)
• “Dear baby Jesus…shine thine love upon her and help us. She’s a lovely girl.” – Bobbo, as “baby Jesus” (38:32)
• “It’s all about strikes, Johnny. When a car’s got a strike, there’s less people looking at it…” – Bob Hollenshead (89:19)

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Episode Highlights

• Blunt, funny, and unfiltered, this episode delivers trademark car-buying drama (in real deals, not bits!), eccentric tales, regional color, and wild musical digressions.
• The crew lampoons themselves, their listeners, and their industry with an edge, but also heart—prayers for loyal callers fighting cancer and real explanations for why folks get lowball bids on their “babies.”
• A must-listen for anyone curious about the true ins and outs of automotive sales, the behind-the-scenes of radio, or just in the mood for off-the-rails, up-tempo Saturday morning fun.

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Caution: Contains language, humor, and subject matter some may find PG-13 to R-rated.

Transcript

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But it gets worse on Saturday the 14th. Damn it, Ralph.

[A]

Leave people alone. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Pompeo thought he'd be put up in a nice hotel.

[C]

But instead, the North Koreans put him.

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Up in a gated guest house just behind the mausoleum where the bodies of Kim Il Sung and his son lie embalmed.

[B]

Hit him up now.

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800, 800 radio. Or as Airbnb described it, cozy bungalow.

[C]

Quiet neighbors, great view of dictator corpses.

[A]

Never come back again.

[D]

Shut up, Ralph.

[A]

Now, John Clay Wolf, Thriller. I got to start. I got to start looking this stuff over. I got. You're going to make me start working again, Bob.

[C]

How's that?

[A]

Nothing.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

Nothing. Thriller. Thriller?

[C]

What about thriller?

[A]

Nothing. Oh, is this Break a Leg by acdc? Good morning, everyone. Now I'm awake. I accidentally tuned into the Caleb Classic oldies were half dead station a moment ago. But no, we're awake. This is real music. Good morning, everyone. J.D. ryan to my right.

[C]

Morning, Johnny.

[A]

Bobbo, your uncle Bobbo to my left.

[C]

Hi, everybody.

[A]

He brew Turley right in front of me. 800-800-7234. Hi. I don't need your direction. Stop.

[C]

What are you talking about?

[A]

You just keep your dad.

[C]

Are you describing a visual?

[A]

I'm just. You just. Where's his button? Good morning. Give a button. 8878-0080-0723-4800, 800 radio.

[D]

I can't do that.

[C]

Ta.

[A]

Good morning, San Diego.

[D]

Morning, San Diego.

[A]

Stay classy. What? Yeah, this is. I think we're on KROCK or KIOZ or. I don't. You know, all these damn call letters. It's the good one. It's the rocking your ass off station. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Dallas, Oklahoma, Lousiana, Louisiana, West Texas, East Texas, all around Texas, Bakersfield, Las Vegas, and everywhere in between. My name is John Clay Wolf, and this is our little Saturday morning ditty. Did you see where J.D. j.D. Ryan. His name is not really J.D. ryan. It's just J.D. vacation. Where's J.D. we don't know. He's on vacation.

[D]

Give me a break, man. I Work so hard or all year? A couple of times.

[A]

A couple of times a year?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

How many times do you vacate a year?

[D]

Twice. I go to the beach in the. In July and I go to the beach in December.

[A]

Is that like a hard, hard date? That started Social Security checks.

[D]

Exactly. That's exactly when it began.

[A]

Why do you shut up? To the beach a couple more times than twice?

[D]

Well, there's porter ranches that I go in between. So east coast and then the Caribbean.

[C]

And he prickles when you ask him about it.

[D]

Yeah, I do. I prickle.

[C]

Didn't I mention a couple weeks ago you take more time off than any grown man?

[D]

Oh, that is just not true. Oh my God. Everybody gets two weeks a year.

[C]

Everybody?

[A]

Everybody. Is that in the Journal?

[D]

Some people get three. Many people get.

[A]

What are you, a socialist?

[D]

I used to get.

[A]

My in laws are over here from Copenhagen, Denmark.

[D]

Yeah, they get a lot. They get a lot of time off.

[A]

Oh yeah, they get like all my stepfather in law. Is that a correct? Yeah, this is a conversation between he and I last two nights ago. And John, you work too much.

[D]

Yeah, you work a lot.

[A]

I don't work too.

[D]

You know, you love what you do, so you know. Yeah, the whole thing. You don't work if you love what you did.

[A]

Right. I just bought dinner and we're swimming in my pool and he's telling me I work too much.

[C]

They're all about that though, man, those Europeans. They're all about that time off.

[D]

You're in my pool.

[A]

I mean, that's fine. I'm glad we're all doing it. But don't tell me that the one guy that decided to get up and work for all this is working too damn much.

[D]

Working too hard.

[A]

Well, get out of the pool then. Hang on. Let me go hang out with you. What are we going to do?

[D]

I bought this pool on Tuesday. Get out.

[A]

God, that's funny. I love them being here. And I hope they're not listening because that wasn't a jab. I was just trying to be funny.

[C]

I know they are.

[D]

And for those that join us, the best news.

[A]

So there. What?

[C]

Go ahead.

[D]

I was just saying for those joining us that never don't know about your family, maybe in San Diego there's a connection to ABBA and your family.

[A]

I think there's a serious chance that people in San Diego don't know about my family.

[D]

That's why I'm saying possibly. Like the odds could explain it.

[A]

I think the odds are about as high as Bobbo that's pretty international having.

[D]

Chlamydia, but people do know.

[A]

Abba. Abba. Abba, yeah. My mother. My wife's mother's. Wait. My wife's grandmother on her mom's side. Right. My wife's mother's mother is the hot chick from abba's sister.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. The dancing queen herself.

[D]

But the point is, you get royalty checks, too. Well, your wife does.

[A]

I don't.

[D]

Your wife does.

[A]

You know, and that's a bunch of crap too, because. Because, you know, in a marriage, I don't know the laws in Vegas, in Nevada or California.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I'm sure they're worse than here, but community property, state. So if income is earned during the marriage.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Then it is community property.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So half of my money is hers in the event of a split up.

[D]

Sure. California's got.

[A]

Abimoney. Turn that up a little bit, Turley. So everybody knows what we're talking about because that's some real money. You hear that? Money.

[D]

Yeah. And if you play 90 seconds of it, John gets paid.

[A]

That's not ABBA money. So can you. So by me playing this, you're getting paid. Right. But I don't legally own any of that money. Oh, so you don't get. Because it was pre marriage and it was inheritance.

[C]

In a sense, that was grandmother. Den.

[A]

It was grandmothered in.

[D]

Makes sense.

[A]

So she gets half of the ABBA money and it's all hers. But I don't get any of it. But that. Swimming pools have her.

[D]

Yeah, I was gonna say, you know.

[A]

And I don't understand that about men and women.

[C]

What?

[A]

I just. You know what? A man goes out in the woods and kills a buffalo and drags it back and threatens his life and beats off a bunch of Indians to get there.

[D]

Yeah. What happens?

[A]

It's half hers anyway.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

It is.

[C]

Part of God's plan.

[A]

But if. But if her grandmother's hot sister leaves it to her, then he's not half yours.

[D]

Yeah, there's laws.

[A]

It's all about the buffalo, everybody. It's all about the buffalo. Tatanka. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I was talking to Ferrari Phil last night. I told him to call and I wanted to talk about Lamborghini guy versus Ferrari guy.

[D]

Okay?

[A]

Because there is a difference. Even though Lamborghini is getting their stuff together.

[D]

You want to tell anybody who Ferrari Phil is?

[A]

He. He runs Ferrari Dallas.

[D]

Okay?

[A]

And he's a good. He's a good friend, okay? We buy his trade ins, right? We buy everybody's traders. I was in Lamborghini North Los Angeles the other day, and actually that dealership is the same owner as Ferrari Phil Ferrari. Phil's in Lamborghini Dallas in. In Ferrari San D. San Francisco.

[D]

San Francisco.

[A]

Yeah. They're all the same people.

[D]

Great picture of your son standing in front of all the cars.

[A]

He's a Lambo. He. He is completely queer for Lamborghini.

[D]

Absolutely. Just holds his hands out like, this is mine.

[A]

Oh, yeah. My home. He loves them. Love him. Call in if you want me to bid your car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who are new to the program, you can call in and 800-800-ROAD and give me your make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. And I will give you a figure that I'll buy the car for and we can make a deal on the air just like Pawn Stars. Except the difference between us and Pawn Stars is real. It's an amazing concept.

[D]

Everybody writing this for us, right?

[A]

It's just like us and American pickers, except it's real. And it's very much like us in WWE wrestling, except it's real. Wait, hold on.

[C]

Those pickers aren't really like no. Going through Barnes.

[A]

And it's even just like us in fast and loud.

[D]

Exactly.

[A]

Except what? It's real.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

When we do a deal, it's actually real. And we don't preset it and pre plan it and say, you say this and then I'll say that we argue and wrestle on the air for real. And when we're done, we do what we say we're going to do and we buy the car. And you explain it right. You've got to explain it right. Just tell the truth. If everybody will. Half ass, half ass, tell the truth. We'll get a real deal done.

[D]

And once again, it's year, make, model and miles. You ran through that.

[A]

Or you can just go to give me the voice vi n the VIN number. Give me the vin.com, givemethevin.com and we really have like 40 real people with heartbeats downstairs in a buyer's room that looks like the wolf of Wall Street.

[D]

It sure does.

[A]

And they will really, like talk to you and give you a number and buy your car. We have real people go out and pick them up just like Domino's pizza with checks. Checks in hand. And they really clear and it's all real. It's amazing. There's something in this day and age radio to.com to reality to money. It's. It's as real as that. ABBA money? No, it's realer than that. Because I really don't ever get to see the Apple money.

[C]

That's a shame.

[A]

It's a damn shame. It's a crying shame. DJ Prek. Good morning. Good morning, caller number one. Who are you? What are you doing?

[B]

Craig Barber.

[A]

Clint Barber out of Ann Arbor, Michigan. Good morning.

[B]

No, actually, my number says I'm from Chicago, but I actually live in Conroe, Texas.

[A]

Okay, what you got? Clint.

[B]

Craig. I had a 1978 Datsun 280Z.

[A]

You. You put that in. In my system yesterday because I was in the buyer's room and I looked up on the 80 inch display, and I saw an old silver 280Z on the display. So it has to be the same car, right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so now you didn't get what you want for it, and you're calling into the show to see if you can shame me into paying more?

[B]

Well, no, I mean, not shame you into paying more, but seeing what you think you would offer me.

[A]

What did my guys offer you? Because they work for me. Hang on, hang on. So I have a team of managers, buyers, a whole crew of real people, and they worked with you yesterday? I have no idea. And I'm not asking questions that I know the answer to. I'm asking you, what did they offer you yesterday?

[B]

They didn't offer me anything. I never heard back from them.

[A]

Turley, was that your deal?

[B]

No, I sent her pictures, and I never heard back as far as an offer or anything like that.

[A]

Did I yelled off?

[B]

I mean, I told her. I told her what I'm looking at is about 15.

[A]

That's why she didn't call you back. So. So, so you call. You call a girl. You call a girl and. And you tell her that you're, you know, 343 pounds, five two, you're broke, and you'd like for her to pick you up and take you on a date to Del Frisco's. Does she call you back? No. Go get your stuff together, tighten up and call us back. Thanks, man. 800. 800. That makes total sense now. 800. Now y' all really believe it's real when somebody says something crazy like that. So what he's seen is old classic 300Z money. 280Z money for the 11,000 mile one. That's perfect. Yeah, that's like Barrett Jackson his. I could just tell by the picture on the TV that the repaint was half ass. Yeah, and it was just a car, man. It's like a 3. It's a 2G. 2G. 3G car. My guess is he did get an email saying that. Just not something we're gonna buy. Yeah, but he didn't like that. He took that as no office. I'll just call him on the radio and instead of. Instead of. And we do that instead of. If we're that far apart. Instead of hurting anyone's feelings or being confrontational and see, I'm the confrontational type. So that's why I quit answering the emails. Yes. There's a reason John's not downstairs answering the call. You want what? Bring your ass over here right now, we'll fight about it.

[D]

You are not gonna get that in the sales room.

[A]

But that's why I'm like Animal from the Muppets. They nail my feet to the ground.

[C]

Makes perfect sense now.

[A]

I've seen it one time when John answered a phone call and it did not go well with the customer.

[D]

Two days later.

[A]

What happened? Where?

[C]

What?

[A]

This truck. This person wanted way too much for you. Laid into her. It was. It was. It was entertaining. But she was getting back at you, too. Oh, oh, but. But. Time out. Oh, I know. I. You go ahead and finish the hook. I remember this perfectly. I was trying to show the guys how to handle crazy. Yes.

[D]

And there is crazy.

[A]

So I was like, if she wants to be crazy, I'll be crazy too, man. So I grabbed the phone from the buyer and got all crazy with her here.

[D]

You did.

[A]

We're gonna screw naked. Let's both get naked, baby. Hang on. By the end of the crazy ass conversation, we bought a crazy ass truck for my figure.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Which was pretty damn high. Wasn't anywhere near her high ass figure, but I was like, Listen, Susie Q. Ms. McGillicuddy, you may still be drunk from last night the way it sounds, but you're 211,000 Dodge Cummins from Baton Rouge, Louisiana, with the Louisiana damage package, which is a busted windshield, wore out tires, a whiskey dent, and some Sig burns in the seat.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And a Jack Daniels bottle on the floorboard is not worth 20,000. But the hell it's not like. Well, the hell it is. And let me explain to you why. Anyway, at the end of the deal, we gave her. I think we gave her ten grand for it.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

And we made it work. We made her 300 bucks. I mean, we try to make 300 bucks a car on them. That's the deal. Some cars make two grand. Some cars lose 1700. Some cars lose 2500. You know, but at the end of the shake, we just average 300 bucks. And that's. We just do, you know, a couple thousand a month.

[D]

Every kind of car. Do you have a cool car of the week?

[A]

Yeah, it's right here. It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Good morning, Bob.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

I had Cool car of the Week.

[A]

Cool car. Tell everybody about your cool car of the week.

[B]

The 2010 Nissan Cube. 90,000 miles, carpet, little circle on the top.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This vehicle's wrapped with a Christian radio station's wrap on it that's baked onto it. I don't even know if I can get it off. I'm just conked. I'd like to get rid of it. What do you think?

[A]

I think 1500, maybe two GS. I think it's gonna cost 500. I think it's gonna. I think it's gonna cost a lot to get that wrap off of there. And we may have to repaint it when we're done.

[B]

All right. I definitely want to sell it to you for 1500-2000. Just so I can say I sold your car.

[A]

There you go. Play the Sell that bitch sounder. Let's make it official. Turley, you want me to drive it.

[B]

To you or what?

[A]

Yeah, dude, I'm put you on hold. DJ Prekill. Grab you and line it up and bring it over to. I'll write you check. I love it.

[B]

Thanks.

[A]

Thanks, Bob. Dj. Yo, dj. Yo, dj. I put him on hold. Oh, I hung up on him. Did I lose them? Are they there? I'm here. Yeah. Okay, hang on.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Dj, Line two. Grab him. Everybody else, hang tight. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio show I hate you. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[E]

Don'T be so grouchy. I'm not grouchy. I just need my coffee.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Would you like some more coffee? Now, John Clay Wolf. Still don't know what I was doing. Look at this picture of a car in front of me yesterday.

[D]

J, let me look here.

[A]

Speaking of that intro, it is a Volvo.

[D]

It says.

[A]

Okay, you're tacky and I hate you.

[D]

Yeah, lovely. Right across the back.

[A]

I love. I have the picture.

[D]

It's a bumper sticker, but I mean.

[A]

Like, across a big window, like. Like where it would say jesus saves. Yeah, Good morning, everyone. 800 to 800. Rad is our calling number. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan. Bobo. Turley.

[C]

Morning.

[A]

We will be your bus drivers this morning.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Saturday morning cartoons on the radio.

[A]

Turley, I have a feeling I. I figured out this JD vacation dilemma. Oh, my God. Okay, here's the deal. Did. Did. Did your girl go with you?

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Why? Screws up my theory a little bit.

[D]

Okay, well, hurry up before she wakes up.

[A]

Okay, so you know, you haven't drank booze in how long?

[D]

Nine years.

[C]

Jade.

[A]

I think he's a vacation drunk turtle.

[D]

Except I go vacation with my sister, who's also sober.

[A]

For how long?

[D]

It doesn't work. 10 years.

[A]

But like, it'd be like a pizza eaters club. Hey, we're gonna get together. We get together this week and we're gonna eat pizza.

[D]

Binger.

[A]

I don't think JD can come back though. From the binge.

[D]

No, I'd be gone.

[A]

Yeah. Where would you go?

[D]

You'd know. I'd be not here. Mexico.

[A]

Really?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What's your worst drunk story? A bender off sort of ambience.

[D]

Ambien stories are the worst. The ambient stories. When you have Ambien, you mix it with vodka. Deadly. I don't even want to tell the worst one. But you.

[A]

Did you poop yourself?

[D]

My girlfriend called me.

[A]

Now you can say it on the show. Nobody's listening.

[D]

My girlfriend stopped me walking out the front door naked, going to mow the yard at 3am that was a bad one.

[A]

That's a bad one.

[D]

I also touched a police officer, a female police officer, inappropriately, at a bar and don't remember it till the next day.

[A]

And you weren't arrested?

[D]

No, because she was a friend of mine. That's. I'm literally driving to work the next day at like one o' clock in the afternoon because we did an afternoon radio show. And in traffic, suddenly it all comes back to me.

[A]

Holy.

[D]

I had to pull the car over.

[A]

Did you like finger molester?

[D]

It was not that bad, but it was close anyway. And I'm driving down the freeway and I just pull over and I go, holy. Did that really happen or was that a dream?

[A]

Anyway, did you like. How did you inappropriately touch it?

[D]

I don't want to get any closer to that whole thing.

[A]

Did you just like, like spider walker with your hands over her uniform? Over her flag jacket?

[D]

I don't want to go over this. We don't want to get any closer.

[A]

Come from behind her and give her the old full Nelson.

[D]

No, it was in front. And it was just. We were talking.

[A]

Was she stacked?

[D]

Yes, very.

[A]

Was she. Was she flattered? Was she angry? She. Did you give her a call? She was actually asked to relive the moment.

[D]

She was actually in uniform. So. Yeah, it was bad, dude. It was awful. It was unbelievable.

[A]

Okay, so naked lawn mowing coming on to police officers digitally.

[D]

Yeah, it was bad, not analog. Those are the two worst. Don't ever mix ambient. Don't ever do ambient, period.

[A]

Well, when I went to. When I go to Copenhagen to see my wife, before she was my wife.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And go over there. The doctor told me to drink two gin and tonics and take an Ambien.

[D]

God, did you ever do it?

[A]

Hell, yeah. It worked like a champ. He said, you'll wake up in Europe. But the problem is I. He said, but you'll sleep. And I had a cup of coffee. I'll never forget it. And like, it hit me so hard, it, like, fell on me.

[D]

It's like a punch in the face.

[A]

It's like a punch in the face. And I did wake up a little bit from that and clear off. And then fell right asleep. And I woke up, we were landing in Gluguslagen.

[D]

But if you fight it, that's where the bad things happen. If you let the Ambien do its thing, it's a punch in the head. You'll go, bye, bye. But if you fight it, you will not know what you did. You will do horrible things. You'll call people. You'll say stuff. You'll go outside and mow the ar Naked. He stopped me. Thank God.

[A]

If you fight what? If you.

[D]

If you fight the sleep.

[A]

Can't fight this feeling.

[D]

If you continue to stay awake and you walk around and you get in the car and drive. If you're fighting the sleep, if you let the sleep get you, you're fine.

[A]

How are you fighting it?

[D]

You just. You just don't go to lay down. You get up, you walk around, you go, hey, I'm going to the bar.

[A]

Would you do uppers to fight it off?

[D]

No.

[A]

Would you go do hard drugs? Your old radio guy from the 80s? You had to be a cokehead, too.

[D]

There's no coke.

[A]

You're not a cokehead.

[C]

J.D.

[A]

Charlie, do you believe that J.D. ryan is not a cokehead? I don't believe he was a cokehead.

[D]

No cokehead. Have I ever tried it? Yes.

[A]

I thought you and Stevens and Pruitt used to do it before the no breaks.

[D]

Stevenson. Pruitt did. They used to lay it out in the newsroom and then put a little towel over it.

[A]

Didn't you say that Jim Pruitt would drive his Lamborghini to work all whacked out?

[D]

He would do that then he also I lived in a neighborhood that had eighty thousand dollar houses. Not a big neighborhood, you know, it's the night guy. And he used to drive his red Lamborghini over to my neighbor and pick up his drugs. Like yeah, red Lamborghini in a neighborhood of eighty thousand dollar houses.

[A]

And you said you knew. He told you that he knew he made it when he was driving his red Lamborghini down the highway and looked up and saw a billboard of himself in his red Lamborghini saying tune in this morning.

[D]

Coach up. Driving down the freeway, looked up and saw his own billboard. He goes, we have made it.

[A]

That's fun.

[D]

We are here, baby.

[A]

Rest in peace. Jim Pruitt. Sounds like you had fun while you were doing. He was an inspiration of mine when I was in, I don't know, third grade. Dad driving me into school every morning and we're listening to Uncle Waldo. Nymphia Scooter pie.

[D]

Scooter pie. Tripod. They're coyote.

[A]

It was tripod. Was that an innuendo for being well hung? Well in doubt.

[D]

That was the three legged coyote that hung out with Nymphia Scooter pie. Oh yeah, it was. There was. These are all bits and these are.

[A]

All characters they developed at the end of her. They did a deal on Nymphia scooter pies. Stirrup pants.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

And the punchline was how do you. What, what's wrong with those stirrup pants? Why are they. Why do you not like them Nymphy? And she said because when I toots, I blows my shoes off. Pretty much. And I didn't get it in fourth grade. And I was trying to ask my dad to explain to me. He did his best.

[D]

It's a lot funnier with the whole build up versus just the punchline.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Radio.

[D]

Tell people what you do.

[A]

We, we leave in 10 seconds is what we do. But we do buy cars over the area. You can call in it here. Just go to giveme the vin.com. we're the largest wholesale independent wholesale car wholesaler in the country is what we do. And we buy thousands of cars sight unseen. Yeah, baby. The good ones, not the junk. We'll buy junk. But we're not that guy on the radio say, we'll buy your piece of crap car just Leave it on your front lawn and throw your mother in law in it.

[D]

Lamborghini, Ferraris.

[A]

Our average cost of car is $18,000. We buy all the cars. We buy all the cars. Just like. What's his name? Barry Manilow. Barry Manilow.

[D]

He writes all the songs.

[A]

Same kind of deal. We'll be right.

[B]

I am broadcasting on all frequencies.

[A]

Stand by for a very important announcement. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

I'D kill for your job.

[A]

Good. Have a seat. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. We're on a three, two now. John Clay Wolf. You know, J.D. you're a man of multiple personalities. You're J.D. the radio man. J.D. the drunk. Yes. J.D. the sober guy.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

J.D. the nudist.

[D]

Nudist. Yes.

[A]

J.D. the vacation man. J.D. the sailor.

[D]

I do sail. Scuba diver.

[A]

J.D. the closer.

[D]

I'm a closer.

[A]

You're not a close. I'm not a closer because it reminded me. Bob, what happened? I wanted to sell my boat a year ago.

[C]

Oh, yeah?

[D]

Yeah. Bring this up. Come on.

[A]

And I was gonna have JD Sell it.

[D]

Please bring this up.

[A]

So long, short. The guy has a cashier's check made out to John Wolf.

[D]

Keep going.

[A]

JD Takes a picture of it.

[D]

Keep going.

[A]

And the man left with. Gives it to JD And JD Gave it back to him.

[D]

Keep going.

[A]

No, that's it. I still have the boat.

[D]

First of all, he didn't have the cashier's check with him.

[A]

Second of all, where'd the picture come from? Wait a minute.

[D]

He sent that to me. I didn't get it in my hand. No, he sent me that picture.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That's why I haven't wanted to talk to you for a year.

[D]

Oh, my God. No. I never had it in my hand. And second of all, when I took it out onto the boat, it didn't run.

[C]

Now, this for folks who are new to the program. We've been doing this program for like, 10 years now, right? This went on for nine months in.

[D]

2016, and not one time did I take somebody on that boat that it ran correctly.

[E]

What?

[C]

And every week, every week, JD Would say, I think I got somebody to buy the boat.

[D]

And we go out there one time completely towed in.

[A]

Okay? So. So finally, I bought the boat. On the radio program.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

When we first started it, when we got rid. When we rebranded the radio program three years ago, I bought the boat was one of the first purchases. I bought it sight unseen on the air in Lake Conroe. Beautiful boat, and I've had it ever since. But it runs and then it breaks and then this and then that. So I brought in the pros.

[D]

Yeah, you did.

[A]

No, no. You don't know this. Don't tell me what you don't. You know nothing.

[D]

Better not know anything.

[A]

You know nothing. You know how to take a boat and put it in backwards?

[D]

I put it in backwards because it wasn't running. I barely got it in the dock at all.

[A]

Blake, I coaxed it in. Uncle Blake, are you there?

[B]

Yeah, buddy, I'm here.

[A]

Did you hear all that?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

That's good stuff.

[A]

So give me an update. Uncle Blake has. He's listened to all this for years in Houston, and he drove up here 10 days ago and said, y' all just move out of the way. I'm gonna fix the damn boat.

[B]

Good.

[C]

Oh, good.

[A]

I'm gonna fix. All you amateurs just step back. He's gonna pull up. He's got a Cousin Eddie RV just like Cousin Eddie's. He's pulled in front of the marina, and he's camped out, and he's been on spot a little part of the move.

[D]

The show you didn't tell about was the alcoholic mechanic yet? Working on it, but go ahead, move forward. Not this guy.

[A]

Blake used to be an alcoholic, but he's not anymore. So now he's a good mechanic.

[D]

Good.

[A]

And actually, he pumped the crapper out yesterday is what he told me. Anyway, how did we. Okay, Blake, give me the latest. Let me catch up to this. JD so he's replaced the starter because I ran the start. I busted the starter trying to start it when it wouldn't start twice. And then. And he's been jacking with it this and that, and they've been taking it out and bringing it back. Taking it out and bringing it back. Now, the problem is, is when you are out on the lake after you get it fully warm and you stop it and you go swimming and then you get back on, it won't start.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So, Blake, what's. Where are we at right now?

[B]

Well, I got back on, and it started. Yeah, Daddy, was it that far, buddy? And it is one little problem after another. Poor thing. But, you know, we're whittling them down. I got Jax and my nephew John. Your good friend John.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Brother Jack's really became the guru on anything you tell him you can't fix. And so Jack will be out here about noon, and we're. We're going to keep whittling on this thing.

[A]

What is.

[B]

Well, now, you know, we got three batteries. Those three new batteries, we had to replace them because they had boiled over, so we didn't know why it was overcharging them.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So I think we fixed that problem. Well, now, I went out there this morning. The motor that wouldn't start up, started up. Well, that's a big plus. The one that always started up, the battery was low on it.

[A]

Oh, it's Satan.

[B]

Are you kidding me?

[D]

I've totally got. Oh, my God, do I feel this pain?

[A]

Hey, Blake, Satan just walked in. Satan, Prince of darkness. He wants to talk with us about the boat. Oh, John. Yeah. Now you're in the car business, right? Right. And we all know that there's such a thing as a boat business.

[B]

Well, I'm in the soul business. Let me tell you, I've gotten more.

[A]

Souls out of that BO business than you'd ever believe. Oh, they say. They say late at night, I'd give.

[D]

My soul for that boat.

[A]

And you.

[D]

Wouldn'T believe how many cases.

[A]

Like 80 out of a hundred. Yeah. I've got that soul in my hot little hand within nine months. That's a real deal maker. Art of the deal. But there's a lot of women. I've heard a lot, you know, women at the. On the. On the. In the boats, yelling, Jesus Christ.

[B]

Well, it's true.

[A]

You know, they. They patch that traffic. Either way, I'm not really in control of that. So I think sometimes I get messages that are meant for JC and I think he gets a lot of mine. Yalls mail gets crossed up. Yeah, there was a hold.

[B]

You remember there was a.

[A]

There was a singer named Michael Jackson? Sure, yeah. Yeah. His sister Latoya.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Her call went the wrong way.

[B]

Got her, boy.

[D]

Oh, good.

[A]

Thanks for coming in, Satan. It's always good to see you. Keep it classy, Satan.

[D]

I knew the devil had something to do with that boat.

[A]

Blake, thank you for helping. I'll see you soon.

[B]

All right, buddy. No problem. I. You know, the sad part is, I was thinking, man, this will be all right. When you asked me if I. If I could stay a couple more days and mess with it. And I thought, well, I'll go ahead and make a couple of days a week, and I'll. I'll fix her up and I'll get this baby cleaned up. Tip tops. Yeah, I'll be able to go down there and. Go down there and hang out with all the. All the youngins down there and look at all the pretty girls all tied up. Add my dog. Cause my dog, you know, she can pull them way better than I can, you know, And Dad Gummet. It's Saturday and I'm going back home to the motor compartment.

[A]

A friend of mine told me and I've never, I've always been naturally high.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I've never been a cocaine guy, never used it. But a friend of mine told me that the way to get all the girls when you go to those boat tie ups.

[D]

Yep. They all tie up.

[A]

He said if you'll get on the front of the boat with a bag of cocaine and just rattle it back and forth, he said they'll literally start levitating and walk across the water.

[D]

It's a Jesus moment. They really do.

[A]

Is that true?

[B]

But more or less that's pretty much true.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3.

[C]

Don't try this at home, kids. Or on the west coast.

[A]

He said it's like a cattle bell.

[C]

Seriously. Really.

[D]

It's crazy. Have you ever done the big tie ups on the party coves?

[A]

Oh my lord.

[D]

Debauchery.

[A]

I've never seen drugs.

[D]

I mean they're not done on the, on the.

[A]

Underneath. I've smelled grass.

[D]

We, we were on a great big old party boat one time. The girls were up on the, the top with nothing, the tops off. And the sheriff pulls up. Everybody just panics. The sheriff pulls out, I swear to God, a camera and he takes a couple of pictures and toodles.

[A]

Off. He knows a good rack when he sees one. Ryan. Good morning.

[B]

Good morning.

[A]

Where's, Where's Rossington? Roston.

[B]

Roston is south west of Gainesville.

[A]

Okay. 16F150 King Ranch, four wheel drive with 7 70.

[B]

Yes sir, 71.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[B]

Yes, it's the dual sunroof.

[A]

Oh, it's got the big roof. Good, good, good.

[B]

Six cylinder eight six three point five.

[A]

Okay, I'm looking at something. Hang on a second. Sorry. So it's got the EcoBoost 6 and it's got the big roof. I screwed this up. Damn it. Everybody's getting these six cylinders. It's throwing me off. I, I know the eights, but by heart and have to look up the sixes. Hang on, hold on a minute. Good lord, there it is. I'm just gonna bid it as an eight. Screw it. It's got 71, 000 balls on it. Yes sir. I don't know, 30 grand.

[B]

No, it's got a lot of add ons.

[A]

What kind of add ons?

[B]

The Rouse exhaust and cold air intake it's got the box shocks on it.

[A]

Yeah, but that's all high low auto parts stuff. I mean give me a real add on like a, like a 4 inch lift and 35 inch neatos and you know it's leveled.

[B]

Yeah, or 2 1/2 inch level.

[A]

JD's leveled after he quit drinking so much, but he's still a jerk.

[B]

That's add on for someone where I live.

[A]

So wouldn't I hear you? How much is the truck?

[B]

Oh, 39.

[A]

Yeah. You're hurt. I'm sorry.

[B]

In the oil field and up and down. I got to get out from underneath it.

[A]

I'm a 30, 31, 32 guy. If that works for you. I'm a low 30s buyer. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Hang on just a second. Teresa in Oklahoma City. You called earlier. I thought you were gonna go to the website. Give me the vin.com.

[B]

You talking to me?

[A]

Yeah, you and I talked a minute ago on the air and I said go to the website.

[B]

Yeah, we got disconnected.

[A]

Oh yeah, I hung up because we were going, we were going to break. I was saying please go the website and load this thing in and send us some pictures. You got a 05 SLK 55AMG with 59.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com. put in your VIN number or your license plate number. A couple pictures. It'll spit out a number immediately. One of my buyers will text you and y' all discuss the car.

[E]

Okay.

[A]

Well there's. Okay, and I'm hanging up now. All right, bye.

[D]

You hang up first. No, you hang up first. You hang up first.

[A]

Oh God, am I hanging up first? Man comes home.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

To find his wife and her lover dead in the garage. Yeah.

[D]

A man returning to his New Jersey home Monday night did find both his wife and her lover dead in the garage after the pair apparently died of carbon monoxide poisoning while having relations. The 39 year old woman was apparently paying for auto repairs.

[A]

Dirty 30s with.

[D]

Absolutely, that is so true. With her 56 year old lover who was in fact her mechanic.

[A]

Pictures of her and he.

[D]

No, I didn't see any.

[A]

I like to see that.

[D]

Sources say the wife and the mechanic were having relations in the car when they were both killed by the poison gas. The husband came home to discover their bodies.

[A]

So get this. So, so, so they're in the car with it running in her garage. Shut the door, they're screwing in the back seat and they both die of asphyxiation. Not auto affixiation. Well, kind of.

[D]

Well, kind of.

[A]

Now wouldn't. Here's my first problem with this.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

You have a problem with this.

[A]

I have plenty of problems with this. But the mechanic's gonna know that exhaust fumes gonna.

[C]

You would think I thought the same thing.

[D]

Maybe he just. He was so passionate. He didn't realize she left the car on.

[A]

That's possible.

[D]

That's the only running that smooth.

[E]

Where.

[A]

Where were they?

[D]

He's a good mechanic.

[A]

He's done such a New Jersey. That's gonna happen to Uncle Blake. He's gonna have the boat running so smooth. Good luck, New Jersey. So it's not that hot.

[D]

No, it's not that hot. But it is. You know, it's still summertime. This was this week. So anyway, she was paying for the auto repairs apparently.

[A]

Does anyone have photos of her? Go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and find photos of them and post them, please. I'd like to see this. I have more questions than I have answers.

[C]

Do you suspect foul playing this. The guy's a mechanic.

[A]

I think the husband killed him. Right?

[D]

The mechanic.

[C]

He knows what happens when a car runs without any kind of ventilation at all.

[D]

Never thought of that.

[C]

Something's going on. What was the husband's name?

[D]

Let me look here, see what it says.

[A]

Nurd. Nurd. Is he like. He's like. Isn't it the same name as our custodian?

[C]

Now did it. Did it end with a consonant or a vowel?

[D]

I'm looking here.

[A]

Doesn't.

[D]

It doesn't give any names.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You can find [e-mail] 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio DJ. Please ask online one what it is that they want to talk about. I have a lot of people that I know. Thanks. Line one says they know you. Well, that's great. I know them too. I'd like to be my fan. Friends, family. Okay. Maybe my Aunt Edna's online.

[D]

We have a husband's name. K A H. Breaking news. A L I. Kali Johnson.

[A]

That's Johnson. Kali Johnson.

[D]

K A H. A L I. Kahali.

[C]

Stuka. This is Frankie. Did you hear about Kali's wife and the mechanic down here? We can't have this kind of thing going on around here. We're trying to run a book here. I'll tell you what. You go over to this Johnson's house.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You.

[C]

You have a talk with this mechanic. If you can't get him to go away, I want you to get him to Go away.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

You know what I'm talking about. Do this thing. Cause it's bad. It's bad for business. And Kylie, he don't care. He's got that little girl from down the road.

[D]

I do have a picture of the wife. We found it. Tamika is her name.

[A]

All this alone. Okay. I'm gonna leave all this. The old John, the old me would dig right in. But the new me, he's not gonna do it. The more politically correct me, the colorblind me.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Average ordinary guy. I'm just an average ordinary. I'm just gonna let it fly.

[D]

Kumbaya.

[A]

Luckily, Holly and Tamika go. Go walking down the park.

[D]

That's it.

[A]

Colleen Talika go walking through the sand dunes, watching the beautiful sunset in Saudi Arabia.

[C]

Right?

[D]

That's it.

[A]

That's all that happened, Mark and Galveston. We've got 10 seconds. You said it's Beverly's birthday?

[B]

Hey, Beverly, come here. Listen on the radio. Hey, man, this is Beverly. Used to call to the strip of pole all the time.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

The fighting breast cancer man. And I just wanted to say a prayer to baby Jesus. I like the Jesus with tuxedo T shirt on with a front row at a Led Zeppelin concert. And anyway, man, I was just calling. Ain't talked to y' all in a while.

[A]

Well, dear, dear Bobbo, would you like to bring baby Jesus in and give Beverly, the stripper with breast cancer, a quick prayer?

[C]

Dear baby Jesus, we all know Beverly. She's. She's a good girl. She lets us hold a dollar here.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Dollar there. In her time of need. Shine thine love upon her and help us because she's lovely, lovely girl. And we thank you.

[A]

Amen.

[C]

Bye.

[B]

Thank you so much, Don Clay Wolf.

[A]

Thank you, Mark. Y' all have fun. We'll be back in a momento poor favor.

[B]

We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered water acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine, the whole galaxy of multi colored uppers, downers, screamers, lappers.

[A]

Also a quarter tequila, quarter rum, case.

[B]

Of beer, pint of raw ether, two dozen eagles. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency.

[A]

Is to push it as far as you can.

[D]

That was awesome.

[A]

Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Fear and loathing, Las Vegas. Is that correct?

[C]

You're gonna put that play away, man.

[A]

Put that what?

[C]

What you're Gonna put that play away, man. Otherwise you're in big trouble.

[A]

Hunter S. Thompson was my mother's boyfriend. She had this guy she was hanging with for about five years up in Aspen. She lived with him. They were gonna get married. But he. He was a abusive. He put her in the hospital. It wasn't the real. I'm glad that he's dead now because I would have gone to Florida at this time and beat the hell out of him. Actually, I looked it up a few years ago because it was time to go beat the hell out. I was too young when. Is there a problem? Y' all looking at me like it.

[D]

Wasn'T the real Hunter R. Thompson.

[A]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[D]

The Hunter S. Thompson.

[A]

Okay then. Time, time, time. Let me get my story straight, okay? My mother's boyfriend, Floyd Watkins. And I'll say his name because he put her in the hospital.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

This fact.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

I think he's dead. He's from Miami. He moved to Aspen. They lived in Woody Creek. Hunter S. Thompson was his next door neighbor. If you read the book, there's a thing called trout aside.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And that was Floyd's Trout Ponds. That hunter. No, Floyd poisoned Hunter's Trout Ponds. Or Hunter. Anyway.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

They were battling. They were Hatfield and McCoyne.

[D]

There was a connection between those two guys.

[C]

They feuded for years. If you read the book Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail 72. It tells the whole story.

[A]

Yeah, that was Floyd. I shot an elk at his property.

[C]

Is really.

[A]

Yeah, he. He was good to me, but. And I didn't realize what he did to my mom. I never. She protected me from it.

[D]

From what happened.

[A]

She did tell my brother, but I think he's gone now. I killed him.

[D]

No, you didn't.

[A]

No, I'm kidding. Ferrari. Phil. I did not. I haven't seen him in years. Ferrari. Phil. Good morning. No one has. No one has. Ferrari. Phil, are you there? Phil McCracken. Hello, Ferrari. Phil. D.J. let me know when he's back online. Mark. An O2 Avalanche Z71 with 78, 000 miles. Crew cab leather. Oh, it's my fault. Whoops. I didn't have the collar button up. Or Turley didn't. Let's blame it on Turley. I like blaming things on other people. Turley, you've never. Okay, Mark. And didn't either.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay. Oh. Two avalanche with 78, 000 miles. Four wheel drive. Crew cab leather.

[B]

Garage.

[A]

Garage. Cat. Brand new. I mean 18 minus 02. 16 year old.

[C]

Brand new.

[A]

Never seen the rain. Never seen the rain?

[B]

17 years.

[A]

Has it been in the rain?

[D]

Never.

[B]

Oh, yeah, I driven it in the rain. But it just. It's got a nice paint job on it. It's victory red.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, I mean, does 5,000 buy it?

[B]

No.

[A]

What buys it?

[B]

I'm sitting there looking at 2003 for 7,500, and it's got twice as many miles as mine.

[A]

What's it take to buy your car? I'll turn it into a check if you'll. If you'll get. Do you. Hey, let me start here. Do you want to sell it? It?

[B]

Well, yeah, I was looking at selling it.

[A]

Looking where?

[B]

Well, I said I have a new vehicle, but I was trying, you know, see if I can sell this one. But I'm not going to let it go because I put money into it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I got it relatively cheap. I found it behind a dealership. It was a one owner trade in. It was there that one day and I found it. So I paid cash for it and I put a little money into it. New tires, new exhaust, tune up.

[C]

Other than that, what kind of overhead you got in that?

[A]

Now what I'm looking for is that clip that we did last night.

[B]

I sent y' all pictures of it anyway.

[A]

Okay, so what. Where are we at in the deal? If you went to give me the vin.com already and loaded it up. Where we at? Where we at? I want to buy it. I know y'. All.

[B]

You only offered me the 3700, a 4700.

[A]

It's a five grand. Okay?

[B]

Yeah, I sent him a theme back and said no way.

[A]

All right?

[B]

I paid more for it than that.

[A]

Okay, so what's it take to buy?

[B]

It was. It was motor train truck of the year.

[A]

Oh, my God. What does it take to buy, too, baby? What does it take of the year? What does it take to buy it, Mark? 10,000 is what it takes to buy Mark's Motor Trend truck of the year, the O2 avalanche. That's had a tuneup. It's only been in the rain a few times. It's brand new, but it was bought on the back lot and behind the chain link fixed to the bullpen at the dealership. And he paid cash for it.

[D]

How the mighty fall.

[A]

Okay, so seven grand won't buy it? No. What about 7,500? What? About 70, probably? No, because.

[B]

Because the deal, whoever buys is going to turn around, put it on the dealer lot.

[C]

Oh, you've been reading.

[A]

Hang on, y'. All. Everybody be quiet. This is the guy I Love. Okay, so he goes to a dealership and he buys this thing. Hang on. You shut up for a minute. He goes to dealership and he buys this truck from a dealership as a trade in for. What did you pay? It doesn't matter. What'd you pay? 7,000. Okay, so. So he's so good, he strolls in there and buys it for seven. But anybody else that gets a hold of this thing.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is it's going to take it straight to a dealership. And the dealership's going to give them 11. And then they're going to ask 15, run check. I mean, this guy's absolutely delirious. Just delirious. I don't know.

[B]

I've been to the used the use car. Lots of low mileage trucks. I've seen it on the. I pulled it up on these dealerships you've been reading.

[C]

You've been raiding auto tr.

[A]

So he walked up on the feeder and he shot a 27 point buck. Boone and Crockett.

[B]

No, it's only eight points.

[A]

Do you have that clip?

[C]

No.

[A]

You didn't record it?

[C]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I even. There's no recordable version out there.

[A]

Yeah, but we worked on it yesterday and I said, do this and we'll use it as a drop when that guy calls in. Because he.

[C]

Oh, that's the guy.

[A]

Well, the one where it said, hey, have you read the New Republican?

[C]

He's been reading auto check.

[A]

And he said, yeah, I've been reading Car and driver says, you don't know what the hell you're talking about.

[C]

I know he doesn't know.

[A]

But when we go through the time and take the time to go through these bits, Bob, if we'd record them and get them loaded, I'd appreciate it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Now I'm out of time again. Ferrari. Ferrari, Phil.

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah, I'm out of time again. My God. Real quick. Can we stretch a little bit?

[C]

Turley?

[A]

Okay. Ferrari Phil is Dallas Ferrari, man. He's the kingpin. He's everything Boardwalk Ferrari Dallas. He knows if you need a Ferrari. No. You go into in the Ferrari. Dallas. Right. If you don't know Phil, and you're in the Ferrari, you don't nothing. So Ferrari. Phil, I wanted to ask you a question. Tell me the difference between Lamborghini guy, because y' all have a sister store that's Lamborghini. We do. And Ferrari guy, because that's a different person. It's a different customer. You don't See a lot of Lamborghinis on trades and in the Ferrari. I'll just be quiet. I want to hear the expert tell me the difference between Lamborghini guy profile and Ferrari guy profile.

[B]

Well, the Lamborghini guy is typically going to be a little bit younger. Price point on the cars, you know, is going to maybe be a little lower unless you get into the topper end. But, you know, the Lamborghini guy is going be younger. He's going to be a little bit more flashier. He's somebody that's going to want to be seen in his car. You know, they're loud and look and loud and sound and they want to be seen.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Ferrari guy is probably going to be, you know, a little bit past that, you know, and a little bit more mature, you know, loves the history of the car. You know, obviously can afford the price point, but lots of those guys could care less if anybody knows they ever own it. They just want to own the best. That's what they've been wanting their whole life.

[A]

What. What percentage of Lamborghini guys have tattoos and what percentage of Ferrari guys have tattoos?

[B]

Well, you might be surprised. That may not be that much of a difference unless you're looking at the age of the person. But I'd probably say 30% of the Ferrari guys and 50% of the Lambo guy.

[A]

And in this market and Lambo guy, is the trade cycle faster on Lambo guy than Ferrari guy?

[B]

Probably not, no. The trade cycle on the Ferrari guy is going to be a lot, a.

[A]

Lot shorter because they can afford to play with different cars.

[B]

Well. And the cost make the changes a lot less, too.

[A]

One more question. You know what, what business is Ferrari guy in and what business is Lamborghini guy in?

[B]

Ferrari guy's business is probably owns the company or C level guy or something of that nature. Lambo guy is the guy that works for that guy.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I was thinking like, maybe like the concrete contractor that's hit it big. Is Lambo guy in the investment fund manager is Ferrari guy.

[B]

Sure. I mean, we see a lot of that, a lot of that. But a lot of times the construction Guy wants the $100,000 truck rig. He doesn't want the sports car.

[A]

Right. Ferrari Phillips. Always a pleasure. We need to talk more often.

[B]

Hey, listen. Congratulation on the west coast expansion.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. I'm excited about it. Good morning, San Diego. Stay classy. We'll be right back. The president wants to do some renovations.

[B]

On Air Force One.

[A]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. He wants to redesign the color scheme and redo the interior. Presented by givemethevin.com Is he the president or one of the Queer Eye guys?

[D]

What's going on now, John?

[A]

Clay Wolf. If I'd said that they've gotten mad at me.

[D]

Yeah, they would have.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio. Bob, you were asking me a question about the auction last week.

[C]

Yeah, there's. Okay, you're so.

[A]

Let me, let me color this. And we buy all these cars. We buy, you know, 500 cars a week and we sell them at auction. Some make money, some lose money, but it's pretty exciting and very action packed. We do it all in one minute. I'm on the block for four hours just selling a car every 45 seconds. It's like a commodity exchange. And it, it's a ride. You know, you get 40 grand for something, you hope it brings 41, but the money stops at 38. 2. What do you do? Sell that, you blow the money, then you have another one you give 50 grand for. You hope it brings 51. It brings 51. Seven. Yeah. You know, and you make a little.

[C]

Up a little bit.

[A]

We average 300 bucks a car and we sell, you know, millions of dollars a car every week.

[C]

But I can't imagine what it's like for you knowing what the numbers are, because I don't. And it's exciting as hell to me just to watch. Your auctioneer is one of the best out there, by the way. I've watched everybody.

[A]

Yeah, Cody Shelley, he's smiling right now.

[C]

Because he's listening and he talks to me a lot in the middle of his patter. Did you notice that at all?

[A]

No.

[D]

Does he really?

[C]

Yes, he does. Babbles Next Bible's. Next Bible's gonna be auctioneer. 15. 15, 15, 5, 55.

[D]

He is so good.

[C]

Now you're, you're the guy I'm calling the pit guy. You corrected me. It's the ring guy. Ring guy.

[A]

Jamie Johnson.

[C]

Yeah. Ring man stands.

[A]

Ladies, gentlemen, everybody, Jamie Johnson.

[C]

And while, while people make the bids, Jamie Johnson acknowledges them. Somebody, the bid is, is 15, 8. And somebody nods and he says, hey.

[D]

That'S the guy that walks around the car and points. He goes, yep, yep.

[A]

He's taking bids in the auctioneers watching him follow.

[C]

He came over to me several times during the auction this past week on Wednesday and said, and seriously, you know, John's out there in California all this way. Like, did he. You think he's high?

[A]

Why would why would I be high?

[C]

Because they're, you know, legal, legalized pot in California. Do you think he's, you think he's eating those gummies? Because I've never seen him this happy in my life.

[D]

Oh, my God, that's funny.

[A]

That was a really relaxing trip for me.

[D]

Yeah, but it was.

[A]

And while the kids were at Disneyland, I was working and meeting new people and setting up our west coast operation. I, I really liked it out there. However, I was there on a holiday weekend, so the traffic wasn't as bad as it normally would, so you could move around. Okay. I mean, I drove from Calabasas to San Bernardino in like an hour, which I think Normally it's take three.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, I went 75 miles an hour the whole way and never hit traffic that doesn't exist. Going through Hollywood and all that without hit traffic ever?

[D]

No, I did traffic for KBC in Los Angeles.

[A]

Ever at night. That doesn't happen. No, it was like, it was like a Moses moment where the waters parted. So. But yeah, man, I, I, I really do like it out there. I really, really. That's funny. Did he really say that?

[C]

He really did. Several times.

[A]

Several times he said, I've never seen him this happy. Yeah.

[C]

And I told him, we'll come back to the office and hang with him for a while and see how you'll.

[A]

Change your opinion, see how that goes. This is a farce. He's not that happy now.

[C]

You were very laid back at auction though this week, compared to other times, you seem to be really, really enjoying yourself. And if being in California did that for you, man, that's, that's nothing but good.

[A]

Maybe I need to go back.

[C]

No, no, but that's nothing but good. You know, your frame of mind matters, John. And I tell you all the time what I tell you, you gotta relax, Rad, move your body, feel good about yourself, feel good about others. You know, be that guy. Be that guy. I see you're holding your chest right now.

[A]

The auction is, is the moment once a week when all the work, everything we've done, there's a hundred people that work for this company. Transporters, paint guys, windshield guys. Big philosopher Glenn, Brandy. I mean, there's, I could go on and on and on about how many people make all this happen when it all. Then you have a four hour window to sell, you know, five, seven million dollars worth of cars. Right? And it's exciting, but it's scary as.

[D]

Hell, I bet, for you because.

[A]

Yeah. What, what about the day when nobody cares what about the day when. And you've got to keep selling them because you've got too many. You can't stop. It'll break us. If we didn't sell those cars for. We gotta be just so broke. I mean, I'd be like having to run because we got 500 on the ground. We got another 500 coming at us.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They're already bought.

[C]

That's why I say I understand, because I don't think everybody really pays attention to what you're doing. You're coming to fruition on Wednesday, but that takes every other day of the week to get going.

[A]

And then we're going to do it again, that whole thing all over again in Southern California the next fall.

[D]

Every week, twice a week.

[A]

Wednesday here. Wednesday will be Dallas. Thursday morning. I'll be so. Oh, my God.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. I'm gonna be a flying fool.

[D]

I don't have any idea how you do that. Do we have audio of just 10 seconds? I listened to all four hours last week.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

It's exhausting just to listen to you do this. I can't even imagine doing it for four hours.

[A]

Wake up, guys. So why I said that about the. That she was a. That means that she lost money. That's what I'm thinking. I'm talking out loud to myself. I have a headset on, and everyone that's on simulcast in the Manheim system can hear what I'm saying.

[D]

Gotcha. Okay.

[A]

Let's just be transparent. Let it roll.

[D]

But that level of energy is exhausting again, for someone like myself listening in.

[A]

But what you have to do is you got to get like. Like when it gets stale.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You got to give a few cars away, like, way cheap, and blow your brains out on them to get the water spinning again. When you stop that train, it cost 2 to $3,000 to get it rolling again.

[D]

Because you just got to give stuff away, more or less.

[A]

Yeah. You've got to get the momentum. You're managing momentum. The whole thing is managing momentum. And we sell a car every 45 seconds, and like when one runs out of gas in the middle of the lane and it stops the momentum, then the buyers leave, and they go work other lanes. And then you've got to get it built back up. And it costs money to get it built back up. Because we give so much for these cars. We're on the cutting edge of that brain money. It's not like we're stealing them all. No, we're given. We're given. We're beating dealers left and Right on what we pay. And by the way, go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. That's where we buy them. Givemetheven.com you can put in your VIN number, your license plate. We've got 30, 40 guys downstairs that will answer you immediately and get the car bought, get it picked up, get it paid for.

[D]

But you're showing your lane is such a show because it's so much energy and so much movement. You go right next door to the guys, and I'm not picking on. I don't know who it is. But the lanes right next door, they look like Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh. They're all just like, yes, they do.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

It's like that craps table in Vegas. It's hot, everybody's happy, and they got the sexy girl there. And everybody's like, yeah, yeah. And then you got the one next door. Just one little dealer.

[D]

One drunk guy's been there all night.

[A]

Hey, I've been that guy. I know what that feels like. I'm not, I, I, I know what that feels like. And it's, it's a. There's a guy up in, in Pennsylvania named Bob Holins head, okay? And he opened my eyes to what could be. He, he ran a High Energy Energy 2, 2 High Energy lanes like that, selling every car. It just mesmerized me. And I'm like. So he showed me what could be done. It's like, you know, think about the guy, the first guy that did a backflip on a motorcycle. Well, sure, that's pretty balls.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And then he did a double backflip. So now people do them all the time. But that first guy had to do it. And that's Bob Holland's head. And then he was nice enough to teach me. He kind of retired. He still runs his deal, but his deal's so tight, he doesn't have to be there every day. He lives in Florida now. We became friends, and he taught me. He yoded me. Okay, shift down into second, fan that clutch, give it half throttle, lean back and hold on to your ass. And if you do it and close your eyes, you will do a backflip and you will land it. Now, if you crash out, then you're a moron, because what I'm telling you, it'll get you there. But it's your job to land it.

[D]

Do or do not, there is no try.

[A]

Now he, he and it, it's scary, but that's what we do. Everyone, we do it Right now. I mean, we buy these cars aggressively as hell. Go to givemetheven.com. be right back.

[C]

Less cars, more full. The john clay wolf show.

[A]

My God, what has happened to Bobbo? Has he just gone into ridiculous, miraculous chill mode on the music selection?

[D]

What's wrong with this song?

[A]

It's just. It's just not.

[C]

Oh, yeah, I picked that one out.

[A]

We rock harder. Actually, no, I did this one because. Because everybody's remaking this song. Is there another one?

[D]

Yes, this is another hit.

[A]

This isn't that. No, this is. This is Toto, right?

[D]

This is the original.

[A]

Yeah. Great song. What brought this up is DJ Pre K did a sample of this song. How many years ago, dj? About three years ago. Okay, so way before everybody. You were on to something is what. What we're saying? Oh, yeah, man, I knew. So who else? Turley. So now Baba was like, hey, man, you're never gonna believe this. There's a bluegrass version of it.

[D]

No.

[A]

It's pretty good. Then what's the other one? And then, of course, there's got to be a heavy metal version. Right? This sounds pretty good, too. Who's this?

[C]

We don't know.

[A]

It's not terrible. Yes, it is. It's wonderful. Do you hear Satan in the background? Listen, Satan is a backup singer. Do you hear him back there?

[D]

I do. I hear it now.

[A]

You know what? In Pre K's version, I like his the best.

[C]

I'm telling you, that is a hit.

[A]

I'm telling you, original is. I mean, he's stealing the beat, but it's his own lyrics. Yeah, and he took some Frank Sinatra and blended in it my way. Go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Dj, go. Put the link to that up there on the John Clay will show Facebook page if people want to download DJ Pre K's version of Africa. Speaking of music to be played now, anything's going to get played by you. Pre K. Is that on the radio right now? What he's trying to tell you is this is your window of opportunity. This doesn't happen much in your lifetimes. For a poor little white black guy from Azel, Texas, this is your moment. This song has traction. You have the best sample of it. This is your Vanilla Ice moment. This is your now Pre K. Hey, let's get it, man. I got to get them bands up, man. I got to buy more Gucci.

[D]

Seriously.

[A]

But you got to do the hustle, man. You got to go out, get it up there on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. There's people Hustling me right, right now, right now, right now, now. Nolan Hodges, whoever that is, goes to my Facebook and just writes me, hey, can I get my band played on your show?

[D]

Here we go.

[A]

Farewell to Fear. This week, Billboard number 35 underneath my skin. I don't know, is that a real song?

[D]

This is actually on the Billboard chart.

[A]

That's what he says. Okay. Farewell to Fear.

[D]

Better than most pitches.

[C]

The mainstream rock chart.

[A]

Let's skip where's. Let's hear the vocal here. I feel it coming. I'm Cookie Monster me, my friend Hamburgl. It's fun.

[C]

Kind of deaf liberties.

[A]

This does not suck.

[D]

No, it doesn't suck at all.

[A]

If it was 3:11 Turley, you'd be like, oh, it's awesome.

[D]

But you know what?

[A]

They suck.

[D]

You know what you've done? You now open the door. But you played them. If you played me, we'd be a hit. I was music director of the major rock station. That's what I'm saying. That that thing by. I would have played DJ Pre K's.

[A]

If Kid Craddock was still alive. He would break DJ Pre K. He wouldn't.

[C]

Absolutely.

[D]

You're absolutely correct.

[A]

This is not bad. One more time with DJs. Let's have him as the background. Let's play him for a minute while we. We talk. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio opened the door, man.

[D]

For all the little small bands.

[A]

Whatever, man. Everybody needs their shot. Benny. 93, 4 and 5 tri colored F150 farm truck. You there?

[B]

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I was listening to all that good music. I want my band played now. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm kicking those one. Remember, no telling whatsoever.

[A]

It says tweaker farm truck.

[B]

Yes sir. Yes sir.

[A]

It's.

[B]

It's all. Most of it's here anyway. It's got 190,188 miles and half of it's on the road.

[A]

I guess.

[B]

39 miles per radiator full. Depends on how long I have to stay at the gate to get damn thing shut.

[A]

Well, Benny, if you'll go to givemetheven.com I'd like to. We need to see a video of that truck. I'm not just gonna go with pictures or descriptions, but I appreciate the call in 8008007234 Corvettes, Lamborghinis, diesel trucks, pretty cars, jeeps, normal stuff. 09 Altima with 70,000 miles. Even a Saturn view everything in between. We buy [e-mail] just call in 800-800-7234. What we really. The guys we like to take to the air are the ones that are ready to do a deal. Now. That's what the listeners like. They like the counter scene of Pawn Stars. Perfect. But with ours, it's actually real. We're doing real business. It's live. So when you call, go to give me the vin.com if you just want a number. But if you really want to do one, like, your word is good. And we negotiate a deal, call into the show. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio and DJ. When you answer them, put on there like, serious. Ask them. When they call, say, are you ready? Are you serious? Have you talked to your mama about you doing this? Because we're fixing to do it in front of hundreds of thousands of people, and we're not gonna use your name. But. But I only want to take the ones to the air that are, like, ready to do a deal right now. 800-800-7234. And be reasonable. If you're irrational and crazy, you know, if book on it's 20 grand and you want 30, I'm not gonna pay it. I can't. I'd be out of business in five seconds. Sure. But if you've got a, like, low mileage per year car that's sexy, we call. It has boobs. Something really pretty lifted stuff. Yeah, we pay overbook for it. Of course we do. 800-800-723-4. 800.

[D]

And you don't have to call and ask your wife for opinion at the very end.

[A]

Well, I'll check with my wife. No, no. That all the people that are just wanting to stick their toe in the water and think about it. Go to givemetheven.com the computer system we have will immediately bid your car. You can deal with our reps, you know, by the time we get an inbound request on the system. We don't want that. All the cars we buy 10 days later. It's that long.

[D]

Revolution Leave.

[A]

Yeah. Before we have the keys to him. Sure. It's a lot of work. There's a lot of labor in this deal, dude.

[D]

It keeps going and going and going. You got them all down the pipeline and.

[A]

And. But all the. All the BS that you have to deal with and. Well, my neighbor came over and she said she wants it. Well, I thought you already sold it to me. Well, I've known her forever, and I can't do it. Then the deal's off. And then 72 hours later, they call back. Well, my neighbor came up with a severe case of the shorts.

[D]

You still buy it not a month later, right?

[A]

Well, yeah, we will, of course, but, you know, if we have to cut it back $500 because the market's. Well, you said 10. Well, now we're 95. It's been six weeks. The market's adjusted. What bull. Well, go ask your neighbor what they'll give today. Kevin Dallas, good morning.

[B]

How we doing?

[A]

Good, good, good. Having fun.

[B]

Calling to give a shout out to one of your employees. Phenomenal job yesterday with Matt Nelson.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Bought a 2004 low mileage Mercedes. You guys were more than fair. You know, I disclosed the two little problems that would need to be challenged. And of course you'll do those in house. You're not gonna go over to Mercedes and get robbed. And just phenomenal. Hey, great job by Matt and you.

[A]

Thank you, sir.

[D]

Thanks.

[A]

Thanks for calling in. People don't understand that we spend $150,000 a week in recon. Wow. Recon. We have a. A zoo. It looks like Motley Crue's getting ready to perform. Getting these cars ready for remarket dents, windshields, tires, light body work, interior on the seats, mechanical airbag lights. Da da da da da da. I got on the block last Wednesday. Okay, before we start, I'm giving my little speech. Guy comes up, hey, he comes, grabs me on the block in the GM of the auction, was standing next to me. Hey, John. Number 247, a 2012 Dodge Caravan. Do you know if the rear DVD works?

[D]

Yes, I just watched a movie on it last night.

[A]

Rich, the. The. The manager of the auction looked at me, said, I can tell you right now, he does not know if the DVD player works. So I suggest you go out there and turn the thing on. And if it works, then you know it works. You mean you don't sit in every car, John? I don't. I just don't.

[D]

Well, that temperature is 72 degrees out of the air conditioner in this particular model.

[A]

You know, the rear dvd? You know what I've noticed about those guys that ask all the questions? They get blown out of the water in the bidding by the real dealer, of course. Just run over like a steamer. Just playing like they're like 10 grand. And then it just goes 10, 11, 12, 13,000. I look back at them like, I don't know if it's works still, but I know we're getting ready to sell it for 13. Are you in no, I'm not in. Okay. Like Pre K when he was trying to bid on a Caddy, I mean, it was like gone in 10 seconds.

[D]

What happened to that deal?

[A]

We got him another Caddy in el Dorado in 89. You know, some people get excited about hot new cars. Pre K gets excited. Excited about hot. Like old cars, like Cadillac, man, they're just cool, but they break. And of course we got him a 40,000 mile white 89 Eldo. And then it's blowing brake fluid.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

And, and I did it all for free. And now I'm paying to fix the freaking brakes. Is this not just so typical?

[D]

It's so difficult. What was that car you got for your wife? That pink something or other. And it just, it was nothing but a suck hole.

[A]

Oh, a huge suck hole. It was a 67 Cadillac with the wings and everything. I spent 4,000 just trying to keep that thing running to get him to the movies. It was ridiculous. I wound up having to send it to my buddy Ross in Houston.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

At Texas Auto for him to sell it on consignment retail to try to minimize the hit. I still lost like three grand on it. And you know how it happened. First of all, she found it on some damn Facebook page and she sent it to me. And I'm like, okay, I'll buy this. This will be fun. I call the guy and he starts kissing my ass about what a, a long term listener he was and how he couldn't believe he was on the phone with me. Little hook in there, just ego stroke. Worse than Phil. And I, I just took it all. I just swallowed the whole thing. You know, in the back of the trunk it had the awards from his aunt winning the car show stuff. And honey, I'm on the phone with John Clay Wolf. He's buying aunt Edna's pink Caddy. You won't believe it, you know, and I was just. Yeah, I just, just the moral of the story, when your old lady brings you a deal, just, just get sick. Just, just say, I gotta run. Say, I can't talk about this right now. Had I never engaged in that Facebook post, I, I, I could have taken us all on a day to Six Flags. A big one. Really big one. Really big one. I was gonna say something else, but the new John, the new John, that the old John would have said, we could have all gone to the strip bar. No, we could have gone to the VIP room. We could have taken all the patron shots and had all the fun, invited all of our friends.

[D]

But we don't do that anymore, but.

[A]

I changed it to Six Flags.

[D]

There you go. What a guy.

[A]

Because I'm a good guy. 4000 be a lot at Six Flags. I don't see how you could spin.

[D]

That much unless you took a dancer with you.

[A]

Okay, Don in Dallas. Dallas. Don. Yeah.

[B]

I got a 2009 Pontiac Solstice GXP Turbo Convertible.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Black on black on black. 65, 000 miles. It's clean and ready to go, title in hand, and it's not a. Not a salvage title.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, if you reckon the insurance company's total now.

[A]

Right.

[B]

It's ready to go. And I'm looking for 12, 000.

[A]

It's just too much, man. It's just too much. Hang on, hang on. Turley. I. I appreciate the fact that he told me what he's looking for, that I. It cuts to the chase. But that car, GXP, I mean, if it had great miles on it, like 11. Yeah, but it's got 65. I think it's a 7. 7500 car. That's what I. Yeah, yeah. So. So shop it to the neighbors. Shop it on Craigslist. Don't die. I heard. I heard that they'll kill you and you'll wind up in a trunk. But since this car doesn't have a trunk, that. That won't happen on this one. But be careful selling cars on Craigslist. But when all that's done, go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy it for 7, 500. What do you say? Post an ad, don't get stabbed.

[D]

That's a little bumper sticker.

[A]

We have 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh will be on the show in a minute.

[D]

He comes right from Florida.

[A]

Rush, are you on ISD in there?

[D]

ISDN line, Ron Rush.

[C]

Oh, look, John.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

I didn't know. I didn't know he had me turned on there.

[A]

What are you doing?

[C]

Nice to see you. I'm enjoying a beautiful morning here in sunny Florida. Trying to. Trying to avoid the World Cup. Is that thing over yet?

[A]

It's not, but those damn Croatians keep advancing.

[C]

Just ready for football season to come back again. I hope there's billiards later.

[A]

We'll be back in just a minute. My name's John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Good morning, California. Good morning, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Nevada, Las Vegas, Arkansas, and everywhere in between. We'll be back in just a minute.

[B]

I hate to pin it on Men.

[A]

But you're not the best at noticing what's different about a woman. Whether it's like a haircut or loser losing 50 lbs. From the wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf Show. You see weight loss ads where there's like a man who has very large pants in front of him. You never see one where a woman has a big bra and she's like, it doesn't fit. Now John Clay Wolf, She's wondering what clothes to wear. Puts on a makeup, brushes along long. What the hell are we listening to?

[D]

This is Eric Clapton.

[A]

Yeah, but it's just lame.

[C]

CJD life. Clapton is never lame.

[D]

This is a hit.

[A]

I love Eric Clapton, but we're just more energized than this. I mean, guys, come on.

[D]

This is at 1:55am Bar song, right?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, Bob, get off the lewds, man.

[C]

Well, it's one. It's 155 in my world. In your world, it's.

[D]

It's last call for alcohol. What would you.

[C]

What would you rather listen to?

[A]

Just something with a little more punch.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Just.

[C]

You got. You got anything with. With any more punch?

[A]

Yeah. What about this classic tune here? I think you know this one, John, right?

[C]

Oh, there you go.

[A]

Oh, my God, it's getting worse.

[C]

That's awesome.

[D]

First of all, I love Barry Manila.

[A]

No, this is better than Barry.

[C]

This is better than Bobbo's version.

[A]

Really? No, no.

[C]

You dug that old chestnut. I was born with a whole sale license and I bid the very first car.

[A]

Haven't heard this in forever.

[C]

I bid the Fords and the Subarus together. I'm John Claywolf and I buy the car.

[A]

This is terrible.

[D]

Oh, stop it.

[C]

I buy the cars that barely start.

[A]

Or go that's not true. I don't like junk.

[C]

I buy cars that wind up in Mexico.

[A]

We can't say Mexico on the air anymore. That's my ex girlfriend.

[C]

I buy the cars I buy the cars we can't say it, we can sing it oh, my carpets can make you mad or here's a hobby to make you glad and I'll buy that.

[A]

Minivan if you say me it's nice.

[C]

I'll b any old kind of truck gas or diesel who gives a.

[A]

Hey, I'll tell you you can buy.

[C]

I can buy if you'll sell Send.

[A]

The title through the mail I buy.

[C]

The cars that year has crash and burn I buy Corvettes and honey Sundays.

[A]

You ain't looser.

[C]

I'll take that chevron for 17 5. I buy the cars I buy the cars.

[A]

Big finish. Oh, it's the big finish. Oh no. Buy the cars from your old.

[C]

I bought some cars.

[A]

Can't say Mexico on the radio.

[D]

Here we go.

[C]

I'm the real deal and I buy the car.

[A]

Tell you one thing, you're a pretty damn good singer. You're a pretty damn good singer. DJ Prek, did you get your song up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page? I sure did. Go download that thing right now and jam it in your trunk with them 212s, baby. DJ Prek's rendition of Africa. All right.

[C]

It's an instant classic. I really think so. I really think this could hit big, big, big. And Toto would let him do it. Toto would say they would sign off on it. They're not selling any records.

[D]

They're not.

[A]

I mean, he's out of Dallas Fort Worth, the same place Vanilla Ice from. And you know, Megan was, is Vanilla Ice's niece. She works here.

[D]

The thing is, there's a lot of.

[A]

Things to do once this hits, it.

[D]

Becomes a big, big, big hit.

[A]

We're gonna need a new call screen.

[D]

He's gonna stop shopping at Walmart.

[A]

Well, speaking of, it's about that time.

[C]

Time to play our game. Hey, free day once again.

[A]

See you guys. Calling right now, 800-800-7234. And we need the listeners to help us with this to guess what Pre K bought at Walmart. He'll give us a clue. How does it work? Dj? Alright, so player went and did his little shopping thing last night. You know, sometimes you gotta get what you need, man. But I got one thing and I'm gonna tell y' all the price, you know, and that's the everyday low price prices Walmart has. And y' all can ask me some yes or no questions and we'll see how long it takes for all y' all to figure out what I got. What's the price? All right, the price on this thing right here. I, I splurged a little bit on this, man. It's a 13.96, baby.

[D]

Wow, a can of Freon.

[A]

What time? What time? Let's see, let's see. What time on the receipt? About 7:30, something like that. You know, I was at a little, little early, you know, after work. Okay, 7:30, 1396. So I'll ask the first question. Is it automotive related? It's not automotive related, man.

[D]

Okay. Is it in the food department?

[A]

Nope, nope. Wasn't hungry.

[C]

Is it from the housewares department?

[A]

Nah, man. Bob O's housewares, JD's food, Turley, medical department, man, what I look like, man? No, it wasn't on the medical. I'm just fine. Is it cosmetic in nature? Hair, nails, anything cosmetic. Not cosmetic. I mean, you're getting closer. Okay, okay to look, right? Is it a con. Is it a big box of condoms? Nope.

[D]

No, it's in clothes. Is it in the clothing department?

[A]

In the what?

[D]

Clothing department.

[A]

Sure enough, man, you know, I gotta stay fly. Okay, Bobo. $15.

[C]

Is it a shirt?

[A]

You call it a shirt?

[C]

It's a certain kind of shirt.

[A]

Turtle you got. Is it a shirt? Is it a wife beater, man? You know, us trailer park players gotta stay fly, baby. All right. Six pack of wife beaters, man. Six packs.

[C]

Six pack of wife beaters.

[A]

All right, from Pelican Bay to Third Ward, the. The Wife Beater classic made. Very good.

[D]

That was fun.

[A]

Caller, are you there?

[B]

Hey, did he get, like, anything medically related? You know, not health and beauty crap, but, you know, band aids, along those lines?

[A]

I just guessed it out of my butt. It's a six pack of wife beaters.

[B]

And. Pretty good.

[C]

Pretty good.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That went quick. I mean, I was like.

[D]

You were wild.

[A]

So do I get the prize? Is that how it works? Yeah, man. I gotta take one, though. You gotta take one of the wife. 5 pack of wife beaters. All right, put it up. Put it up on the show. Page the receipt. So everybody knows that we need to get better at posting crap. That's all I keep hearing from these program directors. You got to blend your social audience into your radio Broncos. If you're gonna have good ratings, follow the protocol of this radio network, all right? Because we're all big time nationally syndicated radio now. Oh, my God. We'll be right back. Because we're too serious for ourselves.

[D]

Social profile.

[E]

Why won't anybody listen to me?

[C]

Listen up. Word up.

[A]

Keep it real.

[C]

West side.

[A]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. And now, are you.

[B]

You adequately prepared to rock now?

[A]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

It's showtime, baby.

[A]

This is a better cut. This is. This is our kind of music, Bob, not Barry Manilow. Speaking of, speaking of, we have Keith Richards in the studio this morning. He always comes by every once in a while. Keith Richards, good morning.

[C]

Like everybody knows, man.

[A]

Keith, I'll tell you, this is one of my favorite stone songs. What were you thinking about when you wrote this lick?

[C]

I was all right. Me birdie got away, right? Me old ladies got old vacations Slovakia.

[D]

Your girlfriend went to Slovakia?

[C]

She loves the beaches.

[D]

She loves the beaches.

[C]

You know, as long as I go down to the beaches of Slovakia. And I thought, I think after a couple of days, me house drinking Jack Daniels whiskey. You were Jack Daniels?

[D]

Jack Daniels.

[C]

I love it.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

So back to the song.

[C]

I love the Jack Daniels. And she's gone for two days.

[D]

She's gone for two days.

[C]

And I thought to myself, oh, I don't. I don't think I love her anymore.

[D]

You didn't love her anymore?

[C]

No. I thought, you know, she's going to come back home and I'm in trouble. So I. Call me dark doctor. Dr. Robert. They call me doctor. Come over and they said, doctor, I'm afraid I don't love me little bird anymore. And I'm trying to love her again. I'm trying to get, you know, I'm trying to get the feeling again.

[D]

Get the feeling again.

[C]

Right. Because I can't smile without her.

[D]

No, you've been up and down and.

[A]

All around and all the time with.

[C]

Me and Mick, you know, I write these songs.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Over in New England. Me and Mick this weekend in New England. We know lots of songs. And, you know, it's one guitar.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

And one voice. That's how we do it. I started trying to get the feeling again.

[D]

Ships passing in the night.

[C]

And he called Barry Manilow right there. He added the idea for five hit songs. And though I didn't get credit.

[D]

Didn't get credit for any of them.

[C]

He did send me a whole case of piano tuners.

[D]

Piano tuners.

[C]

And I sold them to Elton John.

[D]

Oh, that's nice.

[C]

And he liked them. 40 bob. I got lost that 40 bars. A good bit of cash like that, but more whiskey. I love Barry, man.

[A]

So drunken. You. Why do you have him on? I don't know. But, Keith, what were you thinking when you wrote this song?

[C]

Oh, because you hear me knocking.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. I was sitting at my house and me bird in Golden, Slovakia.

[A]

I think we heard this. Oh, everybody. Keith Richards. Keith, you gotta go, you gotta go, you gotta go.

[D]

Thank you, Keith Richards.

[A]

Come again next week when you've sobered up. Randy in Dallas. Good morning.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Hi. Actually Crowley so 09 impala. Lt was 16,000 miles. Leather roof and navigation.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. This car. I know the area you live in. And the only way anybody in that town would have an 09 Impala that has all that equipment in that low miles is they died.

[B]

That's correct. It was my mom. She passed away last year.

[A]

I'm Sorry about that. Did she live in Crowley? Because I don't think that anybody in Crowley would have good enough taste to buy a car that's that pretty.

[B]

Yeah, she did live in Crowley.

[A]

I went to elementary school at best race for a year. So I'm familiar with the area. Okay, it's now Crowley slash ghetto. But it wasn't.

[B]

She lives kind of outside of Crowley, outside the city limit. She has a Crowley zip code, but she lives in a pretty exclusive area.

[A]

Well, would.09. So it's 10 years old. It's got good miles old body style.

[B]

Yeah, mom was a. Mom was a non smoker too. And she. She hurt her hip and she drove her truck more than she drove her Impala.

[A]

I'm gonna reach back and pay up for a low mile car and give 7,000. Okay. Does that work?

[B]

Well, the thing about it is I've already been offered more than that.

[A]

Why didn't you take it?

[B]

Well, I'm just. I haven't put it on the market yet, so I just wanted to call you and see what you would offer.

[A]

Who offered more?

[B]

A private buyer.

[A]

And see, we've gone through this a lot. I don't know if you listen to the show often, but a lot of times the private buyers come up with a case of the shorts. Do you have confidence that these private buyers is talking or are they ready to write a check? Because we'll write a check.

[B]

Yeah, I understand. Yeah, they said they were ready to write a check.

[A]

For how much?

[B]

13.

[A]

Randy, one thing about Crowley, Texas that hasn't changed is the liars. Thanks, man.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 13. They could go to the Chevy store and buy a new body style for 13.

[D]

He tried.

[A]

Maybe if though, maybe. Maybe if Randy was willing, where he lives, maybe they were 13,000 with 200 down and $50 a week. Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

[E]

Yeah. That's a lot of nuts.

[A]

Hey. Hey, Squirrel boy.

[D]

Squirrel boy.

[E]

Hey, y'. All.

[A]

Squirrel boy, Randy the chipmunk.

[E]

What the hell? I look like a squirrel to you?

[A]

No. What's up, man?

[E]

I just hanging around. Hey, what's that deal about that mailman they call stealing the tomatoes that was.

[D]

Out of Monster Montreal? Yeah, this family in Montreal, they had these tomatoes that were disappearing on their property. When they checked the security cameras, they saw. They saw that the tomato thief was actually not the squirrel. They suspected he was a mailman. But Rob Moran and his wife regularly grow fruit during the thing. They found out. They figured it was the squirrels. But it was a mailman stealing all their stuff.

[E]

That ain't surprising at all. Why about a mailman stealing them? Strawberries, tomato. Well, first of all, tomatoes are delicious.

[D]

Well, of course they are.

[E]

And they make good barter in the animal world, especially strawberries. Oh, you trade strawberries for nuts or DVDs. Really good weed. I mean, everybody likes strawberries, including mail carriers. Especially if they're free strawberries.

[A]

Well, they're.

[D]

You stole them. They're not really free. Sold them.

[E]

I ain't saying mail carriers are bad people.

[A]

No.

[E]

They just lack supervision.

[A]

Right, right.

[E]

Send them out at 8 in the morning with a sack of mail, and they stay out till five.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

People think they're just walking around carrying the mail for nine hours.

[D]

That's their job.

[E]

No, sorry. Us little aminals. You've seen them kind of on the same schedule as they are.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

You get on the morning, we see what's going on.

[A]

How long pre K. What do they.

[C]

What do they do?

[E]

That sounded funky.

[A]

Hey, we're almost out of time, and a friend of mine just called in, and I want to get him on the air, so. Randy the Squirrel Boy, we got to get back to you in a minute.

[E]

Okay. What are you paying him, doctor?

[A]

I'm not paying him anything. Dr. Bob Holland said, good morning.

[B]

Top of the morning. These youngsters.

[A]

We talked to Rush Limbaugh earlier from West Palm beach, and I guess Bob heard it, and then he lives down the street from Rush, so here's Bob from West Palm Beach. Good morning, Bob.

[B]

Hey, Dunk Crew.

[A]

We're just having fun buying cars, talking about this and that and trying to.

[B]

Keep people squirrel buying cars, too.

[A]

The squirrel just steals stuff.

[C]

He's a chipmunk.

[A]

He just steals stuff. He goes around and grabs hubcaps and parts and things of that nature.

[B]

I'm with you.

[A]

Hey, I was. Bob, you know, the guy I was talking about earlier, that taught me a lot. He was my Yoda. Right. This is him.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

This is him.

[D]

This is the man.

[A]

He's the one that taught me how to do a double backflip on a motorcycle. Bob, I was talking about what we do, and, you know, there's. There's one guy out there that has to do the first backflip on a motorcycle. And that's a ballsy character, you know. And that was you.

[B]

And Live to talk about it, actually.

[D]

Clearly.

[A]

Well, we were talking this morning before the show, and I heard you. You said something. Bob. Bob is the largest wholesaler in the world.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

He's been doing it 40 years, y'. All Think I know something? I know nothing. He knows more. He's taught me a lot. And you know how much I appreciate you, man. But talk about strikes. Just, just let's, let's give the listeners a little.

[B]

Johnny. It's a simple thing, daddy O. It's a simple thing. Like, we got a lot of geniuses in our business, right? Everybody knows everything. Been in the business 30 years. And what happens is like, it turns out that not everybody knows everything they think they know, right? So when we put it into like, dumb, simple terms like strikes, you dig it? What we wind up is as markets change and things go better and worse, right? There's less strikes and more strikes. And all you got to do is think about a car and look at it in terms of strikes. When a car got a strike, there's less people looking at it. Ain't got no attraction to it as a result, less people bidding. Next thing you know, if you think about it and examine the unit after it did or didn't do what you. You wanted it to, it's all about strikes. And when we hit this 4th of July twist in the market, which, you know, Goodwoods are still worth more than they ever should be because there's less of them. And desirable cars are whatever they are. You know, sometimes desirability turns into a strike. Sometimes in a good market, it's not a strike. Sometimes in a bad market turns out to be one.

[A]

Explain strike to the layman.

[B]

It could be a color, it could be miles, it could be equipment, it could be whatever. It could be a fax, it could be pedigree. It could be like where that car is coming from.

[A]

Give me a four strike. A three strike car off the top.

[B]

Of your three strike car, got no gear. It's a. I'm sorry, I almost said it. It's got a. Not a real good color and it's got a fax on it. You follow me?

[A]

So what he said is it's got no. It's got no sunroof, it's got no leather, it has an accident history on the carfax and it's loser blue.

[D]

Gotcha.

[A]

Okay. And it's expensive.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now when you get to the auction block, you're feeling alone, daddy O. You can shine that sucker until the paint's coming off the car and there's still ain't nobody there befriending you. You follow me? That same car and white with all the gear, you understand? That car with the facts is in a real market. It's really not a strike. But in a market like we're in right now, it starts to be a strike, right? So all of a sudden the logic of why things are the way they are and the illogic of why things are worse way more than they could ever be worth retail, wholesale. You see what I'm saying? All about strikes, Johnny. How many times have you seen that where you could pay retail for a car and the car does extraordinarily well in that particular dealer's world. It just ain't the same car. You follow me? He, he got a limited market simulcast. Makes it an unlimited market.

[A]

I have 10 seconds before a hard out at the top of the hour. I want to talk more but I can't right now. Let's let, let, let's do this again. I, I gave everybody a little. Do you. Thank you. That's Bob Hollands and everybody, my name is John Clay Wolf and we will be back with our number four on the website.

[C]

Looks like today's your lucky day.

[A]

It's happening.

[E]

I can feel it.

[A]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMe the vin.com look.

[D]

At that lucky bastard.

[E]

I hate him.

[A]

Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio 1 impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly.

[C]

Tan, beer guzzling, juice head hugging, muscle.

[A]

Loving, botero bodied, pint sized money making machine now. John Clay Wolf. Okay, so we're into hour number four now. We're not on the air in California now I think we pulled this off without offending anyone.

[D]

Yes, it was a great show and it wasn't watered down at all.

[A]

If they complain about that there's, they're nuts.

[D]

If they complain about anything, they're just.

[A]

Looking for complain, right? Seriously, I didn't say. I don't even know if I ever. It's hard. I'm. It's like, it's like trying to get off of alcohol.

[D]

But yeah it is. It's tough.

[A]

It's like trying to break an addiction.

[D]

But in time you're just gonna, it'll be, be old, old John, New John.

[A]

I like the old John. He entertains me. This, this new person. I, I, I, maybe I'm just kind of rough around the edges, dude.

[C]

I had to restrain myself several times.

[D]

Can be just as funny. It's, it's actually a little more work but you can be just.

[A]

It is more work.

[D]

It is more work.

[A]

It's easier to be a trashy.

[D]

Absolutely. That's why it's more shows, more talent to Dance around it.

[A]

No, man.

[C]

Yes, yes it does.

[A]

Full frontal nudity is my game.

[C]

Take it, take it from a, a, a one liner, genius.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

It's hard to not wing it when that's what you're really good at, right? It's hard to not wing it.

[A]

Secret, secret. I've got a little speech impediment. Speaking of speech impediments, where's our, where's our custodian? He's in here, isn't he? Oh, Narval. Yeah, Narval. Where, where's he at?

[C]

Yeah, I'm over here, you just can't see me.

[A]

Narvalon. You've been talking enough around here. I'm starting to speak with a little list impediment too.

[C]

I'm sorry about that. I got it from my cousin Albert.

[A]

How does your cousin Albert give you a speech impediment?

[C]

I just hung out with him all the time when I was younger. He was our best uncle. He'd put us on back of his truck, take us up to the handy for coke and have a good time.

[A]

Those long neck, big glass bottle cokes.

[C]

Hey, you know you can't ride in the back of truck anymore.

[A]

I've heard about that. Yeah, doesn't slow me down though.

[C]

Yeah, they. They stopped me the other day, I had my kids and my duck back here.

[D]

Your duck?

[A]

Yeah, pet duck. Like Tony Soprano. Yeah.

[C]

They said, put them kids in the cab. And I said, well, you don't give a damn about my duck. They said the duck can ride, but any. That's not what I'm come talk about.

[A]

What did you come to talk about? Narvele Atterbury.

[C]

That y' all notice I've been losing a little bit of weight here lately.

[A]

Yeah, you're looking a little better.

[C]

Got a weight loss program. I bought me a scale, this digital scale. I spent $29. Don't tell Louise.

[D]

Those are nice.

[C]

Yeah, you step on it, tells you how much weight you lost every day, right? And this week I lost 60 pounds.

[D]

No, you didn't.

[C]

I know because I'm just four foot two, but I was, I was looking at it upside down. I lost nine. I lost nine pounds though. It's good. Yeah, it only took about two years to lose nine pounds. I'm on the way now. They got, every summer they open up that public pool. I get in there and I do laps.

[A]

Boy.

[C]

Yeah, I ain't there for the slide and the high dive and that stuff's a lot of fun. But the thing is, my duck, Arlene, she loves Us fly down that slide. And they sent. I ain't kidding. The city man Ranger come over, told me, get my duck out of the pool.

[A]

Yeah. Like, did he say, get the duck out of the pool? Yeah, duck out of the pool.

[C]

He said, narvell, you gonna have to get that duck out of the pool. I said, well, what the hell? You know what's out of bear? He's been bringing her ducks to the pool.

[A]

Did he say, get that duck out of the pool, or said, get the duck out of the pool?

[C]

He's just mad because of all the money that Arlene got off of him. And she's a smart duck. You ever been out to the country fair out there? Plays a tic tac toe with that chicken?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Why have you know, when that chicken could beat you? I mean, seven games out of 10, sometimes I wanted to choke that chicken.

[D]

I understand.

[C]

And that now Arlene plays the backgammon.

[D]

Oh, back Gammon playing.

[C]

She can play the hell out of that back gammon. Didn't know that. And she's been playing the city manager.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And he got to where he's betting, he's going 2 bucks a game. Well, he's gone up to 10. Okay, well, he owes me $90, so now I can't hit my dick in the pool and pisses me off. But I lost six pounds.

[A]

By what, swimming?

[C]

Yeah. Well, no, no. Nine pounds. Oh, I might skip it next week.

[A]

I've been swimming a lot lately, and I don't know if I've lost you weight, but I feel better.

[C]

If they give you any trouble, you take your duck elsewhere. That's what I'm going to do.

[A]

Thank you, Narval. Adrian in Louisiana. Good morning. Hello.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey, hey. I'm g. Tell you, I listen to your show every day. You a badass dude.

[A]

Hey, Adrian, coming from, you're cool as hell.

[B]

You're cool as hell, man. I'm in Abbeville, Louisiana, and I work for a bait company. I deliver bait. So I drive a delivery truck. And look, I laugh so much in this truck from your show. Lord have mercy.

[A]

I damn.

[B]

They got to bring a roll of paper towels for the tears of joy.

[A]

All right, thank you, Adrian. Make sure we're going to be in town. We're going to be in town for the LSU Bama game. We're going to do a listener party there, and we'll keep you posted. But we want to meet you and we'll give you a T shirt.

[B]

Well, I. I work every day. I mean, like, I have Sundays off, but that's pretty much.

[A]

Well, you're gonna have to plan. You have to call it in sick on Saturday. You're gonna have to call in sick on Saturday morning, November something. Whenever lsu, hell, the whole state shuts down for that day.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What I do is I'll talk to my boss because they love me so much. The owner shake my hand, boss man shakes my hand. I'm just. I guess you call me Mighty joke.

[A]

There you go. Thanks, Adrian. Chuck and Jasper, good morning. Good morning. I see 15 Silverado Z71, four wheel drive. It says Apex Southern Co package. I know what Southern Comfort is, but I don't know what the Apex package is. Is that just.

[B]

That's what it's. It's. It's a logo on the door. And then they got the sticker above top of the windshield says they are Southern Comfort. From what I was standing by, this is the way it is the way I bought it from the deal.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They sent it to Alabama.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

To a shop over there.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

They did all these upgrades.

[A]

No, they. They build beautiful conversions. I think that's the best looking conversion in the business. Is Southern Comfort.

[B]

Yes. No. No problems with it whatsoever. The only bad thing is my family and my friends call the truck Dallas Cowboy truck.

[A]

Is it just got the colors on it?

[B]

Yes, it's blue on top, which is the original color. And then as it comes down, it fades down to a gray. Well, silver.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[B]

No, it does not.

[A]

Does. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. No. 2 inch lift. Aftermarket shocks, wheels, tires.

[A]

Okay. Does it have the fat fender flares that Southern Comfort does? You know, like above. Above the. Above the tires there on the wheel wells like a. Oh, yes, yes. I'm sorry.

[B]

Yes, it does.

[A]

Okay, good. So I see it has 3,000 miles. Why. Why only 3,000 miles in three years?

[B]

I bought it in 16 two years ago and I just. I've planned on maybe keeping it for 10 years and putting 10,000 miles on it. Just not driving except for special occasions.

[A]

Okay, so let me think here. What city are you in? Jasper. Do you have a payoff on it?

[B]

I'm sorry?

[A]

Is there a payoff on it?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. I had one more question.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What was it? Ah, hell, I don't remember. Doesn't matter. So we got a 3,000 mile Southern Comfort, no roof. Everything else sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like. Sounds like 30, you know, average MMR on this car, which is our comp deal. Let me see something. It's A four wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[B]

Four wheel drive, yeah.

[A]

Average MMR on that many miles is 32 grand. Does 36,000 buy this truck?

[B]

That's, that's, that's real close.

[A]

I'm adding, I'm adding four grand for the. Yeah, I'd like to buy it. So let's do this. Go to givemetheven.com givemethevin.com Take a couple pictures. Tell them John bid me 36,000 on the radio. Here it is. Give me a call and we'll work the deal out, get you paid. How much is the pay off? 36.

[B]

5.

[A]

Okay, I, I can do that. I'll make the. I'll pay it off and get it off, get it off your shoulders.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

All right, go to. Give me the VIN.com. get it handled. Thank you. Get you some. No, don't get. He's nice guy. That's. That, that's angry Big's talking to man bun. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Ray Belton 053.4 ton Cummins with a buck 70 average. Rougher clean.

[B]

Ah, I'd say it's probably. I'd go clean, man. It doesn't have any dents or anything.

[A]

Long bed, short bed?

[B]

Not short bed.

[A]

Stick or automatic. Automatic SLT or St?

[B]

SLT?

[A]

10,000. 12,000. 10,000. 12,000 right around there.

[B]

Okay, very good.

[A]

If that works, I'll buy it. You want to sell it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com I'll buy it. Sell that, Sell that. All he heard was 12. He did not hear 10. I mean if we came in at 11, 8, he's.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

Takes 12. Why? Cuz that's what John said on the MFM radio.

[C]

Isn't that always the way?

[A]

If it's that clean, you know, it just all depends on how clean she is. When you get into older stuff with that many miles, it's just all depends on condition. It's pretty hard to screw up a condition on 3000. I mean I did that thing 5000 over MMR, but you know.

[D]

Anyway, let's see here. Well, you want to go back to our Randy story we talked about a few minutes ago?

[A]

Anybody else that wants to sell their car, go to givemen.com yeah, a family.

[D]

In Montreal assumed when their tomatoes and strawberries begin disappearing off their back porch, they figured it was the local squirrels taking them. So they put up a scene. Security camera. Come to find out it wasn't the squirrels at all. It was actually their Local mailman just stealing stuff from them. Stealing the strawberries, stealing the tomatoes. Randy had a different take on this whole thing that I. I really didn't even see coming at all. Randy, come here.

[E]

That's what I was telling you.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You're saying that mailman do this a lot?

[E]

See, mailman, they got this whole secret world. What, like a secret life?

[D]

They just go out and deliver the mail.

[E]

I am telling you that. You think they leave the office 8am right? Carry the mail around all day?

[D]

Sure.

[E]

Come back at five.

[D]

That's what they do.

[E]

And that's all they do.

[D]

Yeah, that's all they do.

[E]

That's not all they do.

[D]

Oh, you see them?

[E]

I'm telling you.

[A]

Uh. Oh.

[E]

What that. What happens?

[D]

What happens?

[E]

Mail men don't realize that the aminal world is watching. We're on the same schedule they are.

[D]

We. You get up in the water, run around all day.

[E]

We're after there doing our thing. Pick up a nut here, a nut there.

[D]

Sure.

[E]

With their eyes wide open.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

It takes a lot just to stay alive in the animal world.

[D]

Well, yeah, everybody wants to eat somebody.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

There's this one. There's this one mail carrier out here over off of Diaz. That's evening. And this is six months ago.

[D]

Six months ago, he goes up, carries.

[E]

The mail right to the porch, puts the mail in the mailbox right next to the door.

[D]

Sounds normal.

[E]

Walks away from the house, heads for the next house, looking around, see who's watching him. Takes a shortcut beeline around the side of the house and takes a crap in this big goldfish pond on the side of the house next to a pretty little bird bath.

[D]

I believe this happened.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

No, he did.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Yes he did.

[D]

That's very tasteless.

[E]

And guess what?

[C]

What?

[E]

Next day.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Same time, 12:15, afternoon, nobody home, carries a mail. The door, same thing.

[D]

This is pattern mail.

[E]

Men live a life of routine.

[D]

I know, but that's.

[E]

And they're on their own nine hours a day. There's this one bunch of them. There's five of them. Five out here at Westover.

[D]

Okay.

[E]

Every Friday, right from 1 until 4, they get together in the park over there at picnic table, drink beers and play rummy.

[D]

I don't know that this happened half the afternoon. Okay.

[E]

They had a Dungeons and Dragons tournament last Friday.

[D]

How were they able to get the mail delivered?

[E]

Yeah, it was the tall one that won, by the way. Me and my friend Rusty, he's chipmunk, we hang around there. You pick up sometimes you bag a little bit of snack food here?

[D]

Sure.

[E]

Maybe cop a beer or a delicious Camel.

[D]

They're not smoking and drinking.

[E]

Yeah, they do. There's a whole bunch of them. Hey, four o' clock, they're gone. You know where they're going?

[D]

Where?

[E]

Back the office.

[D]

Well, yeah.

[E]

Time check in.

[D]

Oh, you think they'd get their mail done early and then they go just play around.

[E]

But we never hang around after like 2:15. 2:30.

[D]

Why?

[E]

Well, I guess for anybody who's never seen that old TV show Cheers.

[B]

I remember Cheers.

[E]

A drunk mailman, uh, oh, might eat your ass.

[A]

I just didn't know. Yeah, I had no idea that was. That.

[D]

That was one of the things you had to worry about.

[E]

Yeah, but I don't care what they do, you know, they're not on my payroll. I'm just saying like, you know, keep it out of my tree.

[D]

Got it.

[E]

Live and let live, yo.

[D]

Right?

[A]

Thank you, Randy.

[D]

Randy. Thank you, sir.

[A]

Tiffany and Canyon Lake. Where's Canyon Lake?

[B]

It's in Southern California.

[A]

Cool.

[B]

Like an hour away. Hour away from San Diego. Yeah, it's like a gated community. It's pretty nice.

[A]

Are you picking us up? Are you picking us up all the way in Canyon Lake this morning?

[B]

I pick up on 103.3. I've never a first time listener, first time caller, so it's quite exciting. Hilarious.

[A]

Well, good. Love to hear that. You're not gonna think it's hilarious when I bid this car though.

[B]

Yeah, but see, there's some pluses to this car that you're just potentially not seeing.

[A]

Okay. You know, sell me, baby, sell me, sell me, honey. Show it to me.

[B]

Okay, this car is somewhat loud. It sounds like one of those skater dudes with his race car trying to act like he's got a more expensive car. Okay, so it's pretty loud, which is great because you can't hear your kid in the back seat and you can't hear your mom or your wife in the. In the passenger.

[A]

Tiffany's got a personality.

[D]

Good selling point.

[B]

You know, I'm just, I'm just saying. Good selling point. Right now, the air. Something happened. Apparently a part fell off. So now I can't fix my air until it costs a couple hundred dollars. But here's the best part. Now if you just cup your hand, it's like a wind wing. So the air just comes in. So you're saving yourself some money and.

[A]

The environment.

[B]

You know, it's. It really is. It's like having a hybrid car or.

[A]

Just my grandfather used to call that 65 mile an hour air conditioner. So let me. Let me tell you guys what Tiffany's pimping now. 07 Ford Focus with only 252, 000 miles. Only 252. But it has custom exhaust and 65 mile an hour air conditioning. Tiffany, before I bid this car, we do, make me a favor. Will you take a picture, a selfie of you and the car. Have somebody take a picture and post it on the John Clay wolf show Facebook page. Because that's gonna have a lot to do with what we offer for this car. Bikinis are welcome. Bikinis are always welcome. I mean, you're in southern California, it's hot. It's. It's the ocean, babe. I mean, you know, if you have to be in a swimsuit, I understand.

[B]

I do have a few swimsuits I could possibly do that.

[A]

Well, let's do that John Clay wolf show Facebook page. We're going to put Tiffany's bid on hold until we examine exactly how awesome this thing is.

[D]

A beautiful car.

[A]

Thank you, Tiffany. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay wolf and I buy cars in the air. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf show.

[E]

Wow, you two seem to have a wonderful connection.

[A]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay wolf show. I mean, here he goes again with the mellow ass crap. Is he. Is he out of the. Can we talk about him? Is he not here?

[D]

Yeah, he's not here. He's not smoking.

[A]

What's happened to his. I don't know. Okay, so I'm gonna. I'm gonna write all the music in intros like I used to. Yeah, you're gonna have to. But I did yesterday and he didn't follow him. Oh, did you really? Rebelly bastard.

[D]

Yeah, you know, maybe he's passive aggressive with you. Maybe he's mad at you.

[A]

There's no question.

[D]

Sliding in.

[A]

There's no question he's passive aggressive with me. He's always been passive aggressive with me. Eric. And San Angelo, you there?

[B]

Hello?

[A]

Hey, Eric, it's John. You're on the air.

[B]

Hey.

[A]

Hey guys, I've got 10 of these super high mile trucks on hold right now. And just everybody needs. Needs to go to the website with these super high mile trucks. So let us look at the pictures and the condition because it's just so hard to do them off the air. But I'll do yours. Eric, you got an 11 Silverado 3/4 ton diesel with 200,000 miles on it. 4 wheel drive, crew cab, leather and 11 that body style, boom, boom, boom. Does it have a sunroof?

[B]

No.

[A]

Is it a long bed or short?

[B]

Short bed.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean?

[B]

I'd say clean.

[A]

Off the top of my head, it's ten G's. Okay, go load it up in the website, givemetheven.com. let's take a look at some pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. David Mesquite. Yeah, same thing, man. 200,000 miles. Chevy Silverado. I'll buy them, but I need to see them. Take some pictures. Go to the website, givemetheven.com. load it up, let's take a look.

[B]

Okay, I'll do it.

[A]

Thanks, man. That gal from California with a 200,000 mile car got everybody rolling on 200,000 mile cars.

[D]

Yeah, just takes one.

[A]

So what is the secret backwards message? Dr. Robbo needs to be in here to do it.

[D]

Let me go get him.

[A]

No, don't worry about it. We'll wait. We just keep talking about him then if he's gone. So what the hell's going on with this music selection? Totally. I mean, where, where's this coming from? Do you have no idea? No. Before the show. Are y' all not prepping at all? No, I'm playing it, but I mean, there's like. You know how much time you're gonna have to do to redo a whole intro and everything like that? You don't have much time. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here. Okay, so Babo, thank you for that Betty Davis eyes intro. That's really what we were looking for this morning.

[C]

Oh, you betcha. Yeah, yeah, great throwback.

[A]

Is there a little passive aggressiveness going on with you? Mania. Is there something I need to know?

[C]

Not on my part.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

You mad at John?

[C]

No.

[A]

Why? I just.

[C]

How could I be?

[D]

I don't know.

[A]

Ask my wife. She's in here. It's pretty easy, right?

[C]

What are you thinking? Wow. She doesn't want to talk.

[A]

She don't want to talk. She's not a radio gal. Ah, okay. She's just all video.

[C]

No, no, nothing like that. What was, what was the. What was the subtext of the bit?

[A]

Oh, the bit. Okay. Backwards message. Secret, secret, secret. I'm talking with the list beginning secret. I think I've been listening to my four year old talk too much.

[D]

You came in here really hyper this morning and I think you're starting to slow down.

[A]

I'm coming down. I forgot how to speak. Yeah, let's go to Spanish in a moment.

[C]

A couple weeks ago, somebody noticed there's a Britney Spears song. And this is from way long ago when she was like, 17 years.

[A]

Now you're gonna get my wife to talk.

[D]

All right.

[C]

This is from way years ago when she was. When Britney Spears was 17 years old.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

And we have a forward version. And somebody notice. Okay, play. Play the bit first. Everybody knows that.

[A]

Yeah, okay.

[C]

Somebody noticed when you play that backwards, it says something somewhat else.

[A]

Let's hear.

[C]

Did you hear?

[A]

No.

[D]

It's one of those things. You're gonna have to tell us what you hear, then we're gonna hear it.

[A]

Hang on. Let's ask Jeanette real quick. Jeanette, did you hear it? Not at all. Okay. Not at all. And she's a Britney Spears historian. Literally, she'll tell you what time this. This song was like, recorded, what day.

[D]

The weather was like.

[C]

Well, of course I. I read it and then I listened to it. I thought, yeah, I can kind of see it. I think it's all bunk. But there's a lot of. Play it again backwards.

[A]

Let's listen for it. What's the word? Because we're not gonna get it.

[C]

Sleep with me. I'm not too young.

[A]

Okay, hit it.

[D]

There's a guy who has a weapon website that does this. He's pull. He pulls political speeches.

[C]

Right, Right.

[D]

And he. But you never hear it until he tells you what it is.

[C]

Well, isn't that always the way? When I was a kid, when I was 11 and 12. And I know you remember this, John, the backward satanic messages. Sure they were. Oh, they were down on that.

[D]

Rock and roll.

[A]

Do we have any of that? I'd love to hear something.

[C]

Yeah, yeah. We've got. Okay. Zeppelin's Stairway to Heaven.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

You know the song I mean, I used to sit in our weight room at the house with my headset on and play this to the drums. I don't know how many hundred times.

[C]

Right.

[A]

I mean, this was just my song. If there's a bustle in your head.

[D]

Okay, what's the mean demonic part?

[C]

Backwards. That says something, something else.

[A]

What does it say?

[C]

Or they say that my sweet source. What says is Satan. My sweet Satan, My sweet Satan he gives us all 6, 666. I'm down to the little shed where he makes us sad as Satan.

[A]

Okay, hit it.

[C]

Something like that.

[A]

With.

[C]

That was all the rays in the early ages. Okay, so flip forward Many years. To Prince and the song Darling Nikki on the Purple Rain.

[D]

I remember this.

[C]

This is probably the dirtiest song Prince ever did.

[D]

Ever.

[A]

Ever.

[C]

Right.

[D]

I'm sure we can play it.

[C]

This is forward. At the very end of the song.

[A]

A man, a girl named Mickey, Some.

[C]

Oh, this is the end. The end of the song.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

We used to sing along with.

[D]

Is that forward?

[C]

That's forward.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Okay. And remember, this is Prince's dirtiest song ever.

[A]

Now, I believe this one because that sounded so obscure that they might have tried to do this back.

[C]

Oh, it's on purpose. It's on purpose. Listen to it backwards. See how pornographic it is.

[A]

Hello. How are you, Genius? The Lord is coming.

[C]

It's an adventure evangelical message.

[D]

Is that real?

[C]

And that's. And that's Prince. And that. That's at the end of darling.

[D]

He really did.

[A]

He did that on purpose, of course, because.

[C]

I thought. Was just fascinating. My favorite of all time was the Queen song, Another One Bites the Dust. Guess what it says backwards.

[A]

What? Listen. It says, shut up, Bob. And quit playing soft music intros.

[D]

You.

[C]

And you'll hear it. You'll hear it.

[A]

I didn't hear it.

[C]

It's fun to smoke marijuana.

[A]

Oh, hit it again.

[C]

Listen.

[A]

Yeah, okay, so in this vein, we must play some good old heavy, sixth, seventh grade, long hair, stone of rock. Do you have any. Any War Pigs from Ozzy or. I can get some. Now that we're in the zone. You're taking me back there. I've got to hear the whole deal.

[C]

But don't forget the moral. The moral of this story, John, is that people can tell you what it says and you hear it, but until they do, you don't.

[A]

And it's very much like the. Did you hear. What was the audio one on the news the other day? Did you hear two different things? Right? What was it? And then the black, the blue dress, the gray dress or the. What was it? Lanny or Lonnie or Lanny? Laurel or Lanny? That's it. So we're gonna wait for Turley to find War Pigs? That's fine. Let's grab this call over while you're doing that. Israel. Yeah. Speaking of Jesus, good morning. Thank you for calling in from all the way from Israel, the promised land. 13F150. There you go. There's some Aussie. All right. It's a F150XL with 126.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Well, you live in Pecos, so I mean, that makes sense that you're driving a white oil field rig Commercial. You know this car, is it an extended cab or crew?

[B]

The crew is four door but it's.

[A]

A two wheel drive.

[B]

It's two wheel drive.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

It's a Bud light blue.

[A]

Okay. I think it's 7,500 bucks.

[B]

75.

[A]

126,000 miles on an F150 XLT. Maybe maybe eight. Since the miles and there's no equipment. So the desirability on it's real low. You're not gonna get guys that it's just, it's just a piece of equipment. It doesn't have any sex appeal.

[B]

Gotcha guys. Dang.

[A]

Yep. There you go man. Thank you. 800-800-7234.

[D]

Have you seen the Ozzy and Jack world tour that's on now A E tv. It's so fun. I was never a huge Aussie fan, but after watching the TV show. I love, love him. I love him. He's so great.

[A]

Is he worse? Is he more incoherent now?

[D]

He's, you know, he's. He's starting to actually make sense now. I don't know if there's someone's coach dimmer if he's just quit whatever it was he was doing. He's actually. You can understand what he's saying.

[A]

I've got a question. Since my wife's in here and she's a. She's a top 40 person. Listens not to hip hop but you know, Kiss FM stuff. Yeah. So Jeanette, have you heard DJs DJ precondition song that he did on the COVID of Africa? No, I have not. Would you listen to this and tell me if it's any good? Okay. I like the last one. He did hear this. I wonder if this is a hit because a lot of people have just started covering this song.

[B]

Full of stresses sweet Full of meat.

[A]

Add heat and release smoke need mo.

[B]

Money to support my spoke oh we a new post who load I'm coming down navigator Pushing buttons like a calculator Hit the texo for some n then i5 bill until I'm out of paper.

[A]

Haters going to hate but I still.

[B]

Smile Foul till I foul that'll take a while Desperate me Swinging on the highway Spending money Just a stun on a Friday Sipping drink Smoking on irate if I'm going to do it I'mma.

[A]

Do it my way so what do you think? I think this is the one I heard.

[B]

I really like it.

[A]

I think it's pretty good. I think it's a hit. I. I think it's pretty good. We posted it on our Facebook page. If anybody wants to grab it, it's on there. Dj, you did that how many years ago? Three years ago, baby. And that you were into it back then and now you're not even into it right? Oh, man, I'm sorry. Still cranking out hits, man. I was in the studio the other night, man.

[D]

Funny you mentioned that, but here's another one. Just cut it Tuesday.

[A]

What did you do the other night? Oh, man, I was just working with some of my homies. You know, my homie, Snoopy Malone. We got in in the studio and just wrapped about, you know, big booty women and then big rims and things that I like. You know.

[D]

The basics.

[A]

Yeah, the basics. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. That's DJ Prek. His song is on on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show. And we'll get back how much time we got left? Oh, we've only got one segment left. We'll be back. Uno momento. Pork before.

[B]

If I'm going to do it, I'mma do it my way.

[A]

Actually got let go from a job for being drunk at work. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. My boss called me and he goes, get in here, Mark. It's clear you're a high functioning alcoholic. Presented by giveme the vin.com. i was like, wow, how do you know I was also high? Now, John Clay Wolf, we got some of those at our office. Do we have some functioning alcoholics? Oh, no, no, no we don't.

[D]

No way.

[A]

No, we don't. Sounds like we do. Of course not. Hey man, if they produce, they're in the car business. That's all they are. We don't drug test our people aren't very car business people though. No, but there's the ones that are are from that world that they're the kind of that. Yeah. Day drinkers. Yeah, nothing like a day drinker.

[D]

Speaking of day drinkers, a Florida man had an explanation ready when investigators accused him of drinking and driving this week. He explained, actually, sir, I'm not drinking and driving. I'm only drinking at stop signs. Earl Stevens, 69 years old, arrested for D. This is in. Where else? Florida. DUI charges just following the June 27 incident. Again, he said I was not actively drinking while the car was moving. That was his actual defense. And he drove. He's 69 years old.

[A]

Drove.

[D]

Guess the car. 69 year old grand Marquis.

[A]

Damn, you're good. Did you really get it?

[D]

Mercury Grand Marquis Approximately 30 miles to the point. St. Lucie Vero. From Port St. Lucie to Vero Beach. Anyway, I just knew he'd nail it.

[A]

It is what it is. It is. What is. Curtis and Amarillo. Good morning.

[B]

What's going on, fellas?

[C]

How are y'?

[A]

All? We're wrapping it up. We got like 10 minutes left, and the party's over.

[D]

I hear you.

[B]

That unlike the last guy called. And I got a little sex feel on my board.

[A]

2010. Yeah, you got big miles, but you've got some sex appeal. Leather roof. Nav on a platinum. A ten. Platinum leather roof. And have crew cab. On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[B]

It's probably about a eight and a half. Legs run out.

[A]

This is a nice one.

[B]

Running board.

[A]

Any engine tapping. Ticket. Ticket. Ticket. Ticket. Any. Any problems mechanically with those miles?

[B]

Well, you know, typically for. It's got the little timing gear chatter, and they get old like that.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Other than that, that's about it. All I had wrong with it is a few blend or actuators.

[C]

That's it.

[A]

How loud is that timing chain chatter?

[B]

You can barely hear it over at my exhaust. It's not too bad. When you stand in front of it.

[A]

It does 10,000, 11,000. Buy it.

[B]

Oh, I think about that. I'm just ballparking it right now. Just curious. You know, she's kind of old. She's a little cougar in auto year lot.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll try to buy it. 800-800-723-4. 12 avalanche with 24,000 mil. Good morning, San Antonio, Texas. Hey, Mike.

[B]

Hey, how you.

[A]

I'm good. Are you listening to us on the AM or the FM in San Antonio?

[B]

Well, AM 760, the ticket. But I got you on. I got you on the podcast right now.

[A]

Okay. Because we just started another station down there. That's. I forget. It's an F. Big FM country station in the bull. And it, like, bleeds into half of San Antonio. He's listening to the stream. Oh, okay. 12 anvil. I like the miles on this rig. Is it one of those black. Okay, let me tell everybody what he's got. He's got a 12 Chevy Avalanche with 24,000 miles. Leather roof, nav, two wheel drive. What color?

[B]

Black. Black. Black paint, Black leather. It's not a. It's not a sunroof. It doesn't roll back. It's a moon roof. It just pops up in the back.

[A]

So that was aftermarket. Moonroof.

[B]

I'm not quite sure I picked it Up.

[A]

Is it a black diamond edition?

[B]

Not sure.

[A]

Yeah, behind the. On the back. C. B pillar. C pillar. On the side of the thing, there's an emblem that says black diamond edition. It's no big deal. Is it an lt?

[B]

And it's got. It's got. It's a lt. It's aftermarket. It's got a CNG tank on it, too.

[A]

I don't like that at all. Can we. Can we undo that?

[B]

Not myself.

[A]

Okay, I got you. Does it run on gas also or just cng?

[B]

Yeah, no, no, no.

[A]

Full, Full.

[B]

Full tank. Gas. It's just got an extra CNG tank underneath where the spare tire would go.

[A]

Okay. With those low miles, I'm gonna say it should be in great condition. Is it?

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

So can you have a buddy yank that CNG tank out? I can't have anything to do with that. I'll give you $20,000 for the truck if you get rid of that CNG tank.

[B]

Okay. Yeah, I'll take a look at that like.

[A]

Okay. Clean carfax. I'll write a check. When you go to. Give me the vin.com, it's not going to bid it that high. It's not going to automatically hit it that high, But I will give that much. Just. Just go to givetheven.com. load it up. Tell them what we talked about on the air. We'll get you paid.

[B]

What if I send you a picture with me in a bikini?

[A]

That's fine, too. 19, 5 with a picture of you in a bikini? Oh, no, thanks, man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Richard. Austin, Texas. Good morning. Austin. 2012 GMC Yukon. 83,000 miles. Texas edition leather. Does it have navigation?

[B]

No, Nav. I got the quad buckets. And the paint is clean.

[A]

What color?

[B]

Black on black. Now, Now I'm gonna be honest with you.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I got a little crack in the dashboard. That's been. Been pretty suspect on all the. All those Chevy and Yukons.

[A]

There's no doubt I'm familiar. Does 14 grand buy it?

[B]

I can't do 14 because I went to a dealership in Houston and they offered me 14. And then I told them, well, hey, I gotta call and see if I can get it in and out. And they're like, no, we don't do in n outs. And I was like, man, you know, I don't know what their. What their. Their deal was because I know that you'll. You'll beat them.

[A]

Yeah, put me down for 14. 5. Go to givemetheven.com and we'll do an in n out with anybody.

[B]

You want me to tell you who the dealership told you? No.

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Peacock Cadillac in Houston.

[A]

Did you use my name in Houston?

[B]

I said John Clay Wolf. Give me the vin. We don't do in and out. That's got to come from the owner. He'd have to sign off on it.

[A]

Right? They just. Well, then, what are you buying?

[B]

Escalade.

[A]

Go to givemetheven.com if you do you want. Are you buying a new one or used one? Used.

[B]

I ain't got that kind of money.

[A]

I heard you. They're. They're high as hell. My God, they're high. Anyway, load it up in the end of the website. We'll work on it. All fair.

[B]

All right, thanks, man.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I had something I wanted to talk about and I forgot what the hell it was. Gosh, I don't remember.

[C]

You can tell us. We're your friends. We're not together.

[D]

You wanted to talk about the Hunter Thompson thing after the show.

[A]

I'm off that already. Okay. Done. Wifey poo. What are you doing in here? So you went to a. You went to a. CG games. You. You did the. You did the workout this morning? I did. Got to get all the way in that mic. Well, I came. I thought it was going to be.

[B]

Really cold and air conditioned up here.

[A]

That's why I came. Oh. Got to cool off. Yep. You know you haven't been on there with me in probably 11 years, right?

[D]

There's a reason for that.

[A]

There's a really good reason. What is this? She. She thinks I embarrass her. So I'll try not to. You do.

[B]

Everything he says about me is always a lie.

[A]

Don't ever believe it unless it's good.

[D]

I'm on your side.

[B]

I know you are.

[A]

That's why I really, like always. This is the first time she's actually legal. Age to be on the radio, right?

[B]

It hasn't been that long.

[A]

Here goes the ball buster.

[D]

Gotta do it.

[A]

Sorry, it's just sitting there. What are you, 11 years younger than me? Yeah, we'll go with that today.

[C]

Close enough.

[D]

12.

[A]

It's 12, isn't it?

[B]

We're getting closer.

[D]

Let's not nail it down.

[A]

Isn't it 12?

[B]

Well, our birthday's three week apart. Right, but you're always saying that it's.

[A]

12 and a half, which would be.

[C]

Impossible, but I don't know where you.

[A]

Get the half, so. Is it like 13 if you add the three weeks back in. Yeah, okay. 13 and three weeks, you know, but who's counting happiness in the. Where you're supposed to take your age. A man's age. Cut it. And J.D. we do the math. Math on this.

[D]

Sure.

[A]

Let's see if I'm in the sweet spot.

[D]

All right, hold on a second. Take your age, which is what is your age?

[A]

My age is 45.

[D]

45.

[A]

Divide it by two, divided by two and add seven.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

That is the perfect age. Seven for. For your wife.

[B]

I think we passed it.

[D]

29.5.

[B]

We passed.

[A]

Oh, and you're 32. See, that's why we get along most of the time.

[D]

Well, you're a little bit immature. She's a little bit more mature. So actually you meet in the middle.

[C]

It's perfect.

[B]

Perfect.

[E]

You would think.

[A]

But take your age divided. For guys out there listening, one more time, divide your age by two, add seven and there's the number.

[D]

That's about right too.

[A]

It's good.

[D]

I like that. Yeah.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure that we ought to have callers calling and asking questions and y' all can just go into a massive ball busting session on me, man. There's only two minutes left. I'll tell the truth. She'll tell the truth.

[B]

The real truth.

[A]

Truth.

[D]

If you've ever wondered, this could become a segment. We could sponsor this. I'm telling you.

[A]

If you've ever wondered. Oh no, this sounds dangerous. Yeah, you. You're opening yourself up, man. Am I? Well, no, you're playing the percentages, cuz there's only a minute and a half left now.

[C]

Brought to you by who would the sponsor be?

[A]

J.D. abba. Absolutely. Tour coming out.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

J.D. you got any closing arguments? Arguments?

[D]

I really don't. We have a story business. It's just the IHOP story. Ihob. They changed their name this week. They finally came out for the first time ever, they have gotten clip come clean. And they said actually, of course it all was a publicity stunt. And now they've moved on to talking about their 60 years. 60 years in business.

[A]

So, babe, you're taking the kids to Sam Smith concert in Houston and then going on Wednesday to SeaWorld. Yep. And then anything else? We're gonna do the Space Center. Yeah. Oh, NASA.

[D]

Awesome. That is great.

[B]

That's the plan for now.

[A]

How long JD have you done the Space Center?

[D]

Absolutely. It's amazing. And the 747 they used to ride, it's parked right at the front door. The actual 747 that used to carry the space shuttles is parked at the front door.

[A]

How much time do you need to get through that?

[D]

Two hours.

[A]

The whole thing? Just two hours?

[D]

Yeah, it's about two hours, I think.

[B]

What we looked at before and it's six hours or something.

[D]

I went without kids.

[A]

Bobo, do you have any closing arguments?

[C]

I can't think of a thing, sir. Everybody have a safe weekend. See you here next time around. California, we love you. Love you.

[A]

Turley, do you have any closing arguments? Peace. Peace. Okay. In Louisiana, remember, we're going to do a listener party, lsu, Alabama weekend down there somewhere. We're going to figure that out November 3rd. November 3rd. Audi, remember, the podcast goes up at one and we will see you all next Saturday. Thanks. Locker out. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with podbean.

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