#158 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.21.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #158

Original Air Date: July 21, 2018
Podcast Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Baba, DJ Pre K, Michael Turley
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

In this high-energy episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show, the crew delivers a freewheeling mix of car talk, listener call-ins, music nostalgia, pop-culture tangents, and irreverent humor. The main themes include stories from the car dealership frontlines, listener participation games, ongoing debates about customizing “Pre K’s” Cadillac, and memorable asides about rock stars, family drama, and scam emails. Sprinkled throughout are inside jokes, ball-busting, and classic rock interviews—all with the team’s trademark wit and improvisation.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Opening Banter & Introductions (03:00–08:00)

• Setting the Tone: Satirical commercials and quick-fire zingers start off the show, mocking everything from podcast platforms to HVAC ads.
• Meet the Crew: John introduces co-hosts—J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Baba, Michael Turley—and gives shout-outs to listeners across Texas, California, and Las Vegas.
• Listener Roll Call: “Boogie check” for listeners to call in and share where they’re tuning from, poking fun at regional stereotypes.
  • “New Orleans, drunk Texan... What's Oklahoma going to be?” – Bobbo (07:37)

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2. Car Talk & Deal-Making (08:33–12:00, 17:35–18:15, 31:30–33:14)

• On-Air Car Offers: John fields rapid-fire calls from listeners eager to sell their cars.
  • Example: Buys a 2016 Corvette Z06 for $62K live on-air. (09:24)
  • “Well, you’re easy! You’re slut early.” – John, to the California caller who immediately accepts the offer (10:16)
• Diesel Truck Market: Ongoing emphasis—John discusses speculating hard on diesel trucks, offering above-book prices due to rising demand.
  • “I’m aggressively buying diesels because I believe the market’s fixing to go up on them.” (32:50)

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3. Radio & Music Nostalgia (01:35–04:50, 34:00–35:40)

• David Lee Roth Radio Meltdown: Jokes about DLR’s failed radio career post-Howard Stern.
  • “I'm gonna do a talk show. I'm gonna replace Howard Stern... Why? Because I suck bad.” – John (02:10)
• Music Moments: Brief, passionate homages to classic bands—discussion about Foreigner, Whitesnake, and the Beach Boys.
  • “You sound like you’re from Hobart, Oklahoma.” – John, poking fun during a call (19:41)
• Live Interview Clip: Mick Jones of Foreigner speaks with Bobbo about touring, classic rock, and enduring fanbases. (64:28–66:32)

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4. Game Time: Guess What Pre K Bought at Walmart (38:27–55:09)

• Premise: Pre K, newly in possession of a vintage ’90 Cadillac Eldorado, goes to Walmart—listeners must guess what $20 automotive item he bought.
• Engagement: Listeners call in guesses, ranging from fuzzy dice to seat covers; banter covers customization ideas for “pimping” the Caddy—Gucci tops, wire wheels, wheel spinners, license plate frames.
  • Revealed: “I got a license plate cover with some diamonds around the side.” – DJ Pre K (55:05)

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5. Offbeat Listener Calls & Regional Stereotypes (05:56–08:33, 12:29–15:00, Throughout)

• Hurricane Harvey Recap: Listener reports from Rockport, TX discuss rebuilding a year after the hurricane.
  • “Well, yeah, that's going to go on with any storm though, you know, here in Texas.” – Rockport caller (06:33)
• Colorful Characters: Callers range from Corvette owners to someone carrying a “poop bucket” due to indigestion.
  • “Do you carry a poo bucket around with you?” – John (12:11); “I do.” – Caller

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6. Band & Pimp My Ride Antics (14:27–17:01, 26:22–27:18, 140:14–141:02)

• DJ Pre K’s Cadillac Customization: Plots to add wire wheels (“'84s”), whitewall “mayonnaise & mustard” Vogues, and Gucci or Louis Vuitton custom tops.
  • “Gucci’s not Gucci... but Gucci's not Louis. You can argue...” – John (139:36)
• Listener Suggestions: Via Facebook, fans suggest hydraulics, custom suspensions “for all the big booty broads,” and more.
• Band Bit: Bobbo “sells out” his band—now “Bobbo and The Killer Whales”—complete with “shrimpers” as backup singers.

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7. Comic Roasts & “Friendly Advice” Game (73:23–77:20)

• Therapist-Recommended Ball-Busting: The crew spins a “prize wheel” to randomly roast a co-host with exactly five words each.
  • “JD, you change diets like underwear.” – Bobbo
  • “You drink when nobody’s looking.” – John
• Listeners Join In: Callers enthusiastically pile on the roasts (“Jenny Crank died.” – Domingo, 96:36).

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8. Family Drama & The Sopranos Effect (91:40–100:09)

• Organ Guy Story: John recounts losing his cool (in true Tony Soprano fashion) over a repairman holding his late grandmother’s Hammond B3 organ for “ransom.” Flushed with emotion, the story underlines themes of family, nostalgia, and pent-up frustration.
  • “Bad Johnny came out... I freaked out so bad that I realized that I’ve been watching the Sopranos too much.” – John (94:35)
• Sibling Rivalry: John’s brother sold the family Steinway, so John vows to buy it back from a neighbor: “That ain’t going down like that.” (99:53)

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9. Tech & Scam Email Tangent (100:52–109:56)

• John receives a blackmail scam email: Claims to have video of him on porn sites, requests $1,000.
  • “I have your password. It’s blah blah blah. And that’s right.” – John (100:59)
• Team Verdict: Listeners and crew diagnose it as an internet scam, warning others about similar trickery.
  • “Don’t fall for this scam claiming you were recorded” – JD, reading from IT advice (144:31)

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10. Classic Movie Villains (113:09–117:10)

• Debating Hollywood Reporter’s All-Time Villain List: Witch from Wizard of Oz, Hannibal Lecter, Darth Vader, and more.
• **Crew and listeners weigh in, with call-outs to other favorites like Nurse Ratched, Freddy Krueger, and The Joker.

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11. Sports Ball – The Wall of Shame (123:46–132:14)

• Collecting 'infamous' football jerseys: The studio is decorated with framed jerseys of notorious players (O.J., Aaron Hernandez, Ray Rice, etc.), prompting jokes about adding more.
  • “The only thing harder than running a thousand yards in one season was slashing two necks in one night.” – John (124:06)
• Cowboys & Notorious Athletes: Debates about who should next be immortalized for their scandals, felonies, or infamy.

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12. Wrapping Up: Coast-to-Coast Callers & Dealer Shout-Outs (86:44–136:46)

• Testing Coverage: Listeners confirm the show’s signal in San Diego and beyond.
  • “San Diego, please call in! … I want to make sure that’s working right.” – John (87:08)
• Buying/Selling Advice: John directs sellers to trusted Louisiana and Houston-area dealers; requests connections from listeners.
• Deal Recap: Encouragement to use givemethevin.com, with assurances about above-market offers and process transparency.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Classic Rockers Becoming Radio Hosts:
  • "Just because you’re good at one thing doesn’t necessarily mean you can do a morning show." – J.D. Ryan (03:03)
• On Selling Cars Sight-Unseen:
  • "If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100. … The whole thing’s based on honor." – John (24:09)
• On Listener Stereotypes:
  • “New Orleans, drunk Texan... What's Oklahoma going to be?” – Bobbo (07:37)
• On Diesel Trucks:
  • "I’m speculating hard on diesel trucks. Load me up and try to hurt me." – John (32:50)
• On Ball-Busting:
  • “You change diets like underwear.” – Bobbo (75:41)
  • “JD, you’re not really black, man.” – John, roasting DJ Pre K (77:10)

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Timestamps: Important Segments

• 00:59 – Show introduction, live studio roll call
• 09:24 – Corvette Z06 deal made live on air
• 12:11 – The infamous “poop bucket” caller
• 38:27–55:09 – “What Did Pre K Buy at Walmart?” Game
• 64:28–66:32 – Mick Jones (Foreigner) highlight interview
• 73:23–77:20 – Five-word “friendly advice” roast game
• 91:40–100:09 – The “Organ Guy” Soprano-style meltdown story
• 100:52–109:56 – Email scam segment ('I've got video of you')
• 113:09–117:10 – Movie villain debate (“Witch, Lecter, Vader”)
• 123:46–132:14 – Jersey wall and shameful athletes segment
• 137:10–141:02 – Customizing Pre K’s new Cadillac (listener/fan ideas)
• 147:31 – Closing moments, listener call-ins from San Diego

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Tone

Unfiltered, rowdy, and full of rapid-fire banter and affectionate mockery. The show thrives on the chemistry and improvisational energy of John and his co-hosts, with a lively mix of everyday stories, car deals, pop-culture riffs, and listener participation games—a blend of talk radio, classic rock hangout, and backyard BBQ.

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If you love cars, music, or just the camaraderie of a group of friends cracking wise, this episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is an engaging ride through contemporary culture and classic, free-form radio.

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Listen to the full episode for:

• Wild car deals sealed live on air
• Deep dives into radio and rock history
• Listeners competing in retro games and roasts
• Insider tips on selling your car
• Off-the-cuff, at times outrageous, always entertaining comedy

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• John Clay Wolfe Show on PodBean
• GiveMeTheVIN.com

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

This is gonna be a blast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Oh, God, that show is so dumb. Remember, the show is free now. John Clay Wolf. Is he still alive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean?

[Baba]

Brian Wilson?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Brian Wilson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Dave was high on cocaine when he did this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Oh, boy. Was he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you there? Mom?

[Baba]

He was so high. He was low down on Cup Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that guy that was taking pictures of us yesterday was with him for that magazine. Big fella. It was weird that. I don't know. Listen. Whoa. Can you yell like that? Naturally. Wow. Hey, everybody, it's Diamond Dave.

[Baba]

Radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you ever hear his morning radio show when he did it for cbs? For about six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna do a talk shows. I'm gonna replace Howard Stern. Why? Because I suck bad. I sucked so bad that they're gonna turn me off.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six weeks after we start this thing across the whole USA and right here in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unbelievable. I've literally never seen ratings go to a point zero. And they did for David in the promos. It started with the best because all they did was David Lee Roth nothing but wow.

[Baba]

That was it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was it. That was the promo that started. Two weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

David Lee Ross. Nothing but suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what it was.

[Baba]

I didn't experience that firsthand. And I've heard you guys talk about it because you were living down here in this area when that happened. I remember the Chevy Chase talk show on Fox and that Kind of had a poor ratings experience.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you're good at one thing doesn't necessarily mean you could do a morning show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could touch my toes, do cocaine, scream and screw. Oh, pretty California girl.

[Baba]

How could it have been that bad? It's David Lee Roth. He's pure showbiz.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly what happened in the CBS meetings. When they sat down, they went, okay, look, he's David Lee Roth. He's Van Halen. Come on. He knows multiple languages. He's a brilliant guy. How could it suck?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he did languages.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like French. And he speaks, you know, He's. He's. And they just sat down. They had this great. He was going to be the next Howard Stern.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I was down for it.

[Baba]

That is showbiz. They saw him do that spinning roundhouse kick. That was it on the jump video. And they're like, well, this guy can do anything. Clearly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[Baba]

He's gonna be a great radio guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, Sterling can't even do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. My name is John Claywolf. To my right is J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bobo the Bobbo and Michael Turley.

[Baba]

Hi, Tina, it's Mike. I've got a great. I've got a great radio scheme for you. Ready? Two words. David Lee Roth. Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's. Never mind.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's about how it went down. 800-800-7234. Is the call in number. Good morning, Texas. Dallas, San Diego, Bakersfield, Houston. Houston's where our heart is. Dallas is where our body is. California is where the future is. Kind of. The California girls are pretty happy here, though. Vegas. The mountain. Yeah, the mountain. We need to go to Vegas. I want to go to that I Heart concert out there in the fall.

[Baba]

Are you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where the. You know, they have all the top 40x you say I. Speaking of suck.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not my kind of music.

[Bobbo]

So your wife's going with you, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, here's how into top 40 I am. Sam Smith. I have tickets for him in my bag, and I was trying to give him away yesterday, and it wasn't until 1:00 clock at the bar with my cousin. You know how I get drunk with my cousin when my wife's out of town? This is a pattern.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize that that concert was last night. That's how into it I am. Thank you, James, for the tickets. Sorry I didn't use them. I'd have loved to have sold them, but she got the buzz down in Houston, hooked her up with six ticks. And she took her mama from Denmark and her sister and her. The whole. The whole Dane clan, the whole Danish soccer team, the national football team, they went down to Houston and went watch Sam Smith last night. Hang on a second. I gotta fix this because DJs out getting my coffee, which is nice of him, since I'm like. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, man. We're listening to you here in Rockport.

[Baba]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how's the. How's the repair since the Harvey last year? Is it. I heard it's still screwed up down there from the hurricane a year later.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the little town of Fulton, we lost about half of it, but they're starting to rebuild a little bit, but they're still tearing down houses every day. The houses that were built in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

40S, there's time for those to go. Anyway. Did insurance pay for anything? I heard insurance isn't paying right. Everybody's suing their insurance companies. It's kind of a mess.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, that's. That's going to go on with any storm, though, you know, here in Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. All right, thanks for the check in. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, David Lee, New Orleans Gutters Night. Same morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top of the morning to you, New Orleans, Nolan's.

[Caller/Listener]

We don't say that down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can't. You can't. You can't cuss on the radio. Not anymore, anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

We don't say that. No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do y' all say?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you say?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, man, I'm down here by miscarrin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you drunk?

[Caller/Listener]

Why? Now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right this minute.

[Caller/Listener]

Right this minute, a little bit of that day. We're gonna be rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's up. All of our listeners are checking in. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Let's hear from you, California in Vegas. Boogie check. Call in, let us know you're alive in your status and your. Your blood type and your pulse. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. What?

[Bobbo]

Charlie, you notice the stereotypes are true? New Orleans, drunk Texan, you know, you got your just drawn borderline retard. What's Oklahoma going to be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Not, you know, they're going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna.

[Bobbo]

Bright eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna be all. All whacked out on dope.

[Baba]

Surely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man, they're all skits it out, you know, looking for a deal. Looking for some tickets. You got Sam Smith tickets? You get my Sam Smith tickets?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I just need to borrow some more money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Last night okay, I'll go back in time. It'd be all right.

[Bobbo]

I gotta play craps real quick. Come on, a couple more bucks. Come on, just a couple more bucks.

[Baba]

Sam Smith.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that? Anyway, why does my money.

[Baba]

Sam Smith is that guy. He's got that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got my Money on my mind. Money on my mind. I mean, it's the worst song ever.

[Baba]

You ever heard him sing Aerosmith?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, I got more people. Hello, you're on the air. Yes, it's you. Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, hey, I've got a Corvette I want to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on just a second. I've got to put you on hold. DJ Prek is done getting my coffee, so. It's got everything screwed up. It's all his fault. I shouldn't have done a call out to people without a call screener. Okay. Good morning. Where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Are you from San Diego?

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego, California. What color is it? Bob, can you go help me with the phones? Huh?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's gray on gray. Gray. Gray leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many? You don't sound like you're from California. You sound kind of redneck.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm kind of transplant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Transgender. Can't say that on the radio. No, that's Mexico. You're not allowed to say J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Or Canada.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's whatever.

[Baba]

Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Alaska? Okay, so what? What year's your vet?

[Caller/Listener]

2016. This is Z06.

[John Clay Wolf]

Z06. 16. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

9, 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. You ever gotten drunk and wrecked it?

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you got to pick them up. Put them on hold, will you? Go show them, Charlie. Good Lord.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody's out of the room now, but just you and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hi, J.D. how are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we got Mr. California, San Diego. How's the weather down there, San Diego?

[Caller/Listener]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beautiful.

[Caller/Listener]

It's always cooler than it is where you're at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was 107 here yesterday. Okay, a Z0616 with 9, 000 miles, no wrecks. Which L's LT? LZ? What package is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's one LZ.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be 60, 60. 60, 60, 60, 60, 62,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we'll buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're easy. You're slut early.

[Caller/Listener]

Still asleep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if that'll buy it. Am I overbidding it? Did I screw up?

[Caller/Listener]

I was looking for 61, but I'll take 62.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I. Unless I'm missing something, I'm fine there. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Give me the vin.com put on the info. Wolf hit it at 62 grand on the air. What's next? I can tell you what's next. We're gonna come to your house and pick it up and pay you. Is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's give you a check and then we're going to haul it up to Fontana where we hold all of our cars.

[Caller/Listener]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. All right, thanks.

[Baba]

Me and his money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Doug, good morning. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I got a. I bought an 06 Jeep Commander, limited edition. 127, 000 miles. I gave 10, 5, 4. I was just wondering it. Was it a good deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have twin roofs of V8 in, like the King Ranch kind of leather?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was okay. It's okay. Good morning. You're on there.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Hello, radio show. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, you're on the air.

[Baba]

Is this.

[Caller/Listener]

Is this a radio show that was talking about Diamond Davey? DAV Lee Raw.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the radio show that was talking about. Good morning. It's Diamond Dave. Yes. Nothing but. Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Cool, man. Now, Manga, true or not? Okay, but I heard a rumor that he's carrying around a poop bucket now because he suffers from major indigestion. And that that's the exact same kind of condition I've got right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you carry a poo bucket around with you?

[Baba]

You ain't kidding.

[Caller/Listener]

I. I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it strapped to, like, your stomach? Is it a colostomy bag or just like a five gallon?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's.

[Bobbo]

It's.

[Caller/Listener]

I'd say it's about. It's probably about a gallon and a half, something like that.

[Baba]

And it's full.

[Caller/Listener]

It takes me about maybe a day and a half to fill it up, but I, I typically was using it because I. My bathroom is clogged up in my trail.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D.

[Baba]

Your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your in laws just called in.

[Caller/Listener]

They're on the other line.

[Bobbo]

And there's Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Oklahoma. Checked in. We were on the air in Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, where you from?

[Caller/Listener]

Wy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the hell's wy?

[Caller/Listener]

It's outside of Dallas. Okay, we're out. We're way out here in the sticks out in. On Lake Ray Hubbard. We're right on Lake Ray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you. Are you drinking coffee or. Or. Or Bloody Marys or. Haven't been to bed? What's your story? Why are you up. Why are you up so early on Saturday?

[Caller/Listener]

You don't want to Know my story, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, how does it go, Bob? The light bulb thing?

[Baba]

You can find yourself smoking from a light bulb at any hour out there in Wyoming.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how does it go with you and your friend when y' all are doing it?

[Baba]

Oh, well, you're sitting at a table. You know, he's got the light bulb. He's got his Bic lighter, you know, down below because you can't afford a torch anymore. He's making circles, you know, you have to twist the light bulb while you're going. And he's waving that big lighter under it. You know, you don't want to burn it all up in one hit, right? And you're going. And your best friend since the second grade is sitting with both of his hands wide open in supplication in front of you, waving his hands at you, going, you're burning it. You're burning it. You're burning it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're burning it.

[Baba]

You burn it. Let me do it. Let me do it. Let me do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like you and me trying to make a decision. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Oh, on our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show, we have DJ Pre K's new new T shirt. He. He's going. He's already, you know, we just released. We just released his hit last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's already gone into the merchandising business.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's already gone. Paper.

[John Clay Wolf]

He and I haven't made any deal yet, though.

[Baba]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mouthing a little bit about that. He's wondering about his cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did, too. Yeah. So it is his idea. It is his song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna have to talk to him about that later on, but I'm Barry Gordy in this deal, okay? He's just Stevie way. A white Stevie Wonder.

[Baba]

My image on no shirt till I get paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Chocolate Wolf show. If you're DJ Pre K fan and buy his T shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

And everyone is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty funny. Dj, thanks for running a Starbucks for us one day soon you will. I'll be getting your coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Amen. Let's do it.

[Baba]

What's ironic is he came home in his Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And he didn't tell his mom about it. He was going to surprise her. You know, hey, I got a Cadillac. And he got there, and she was so. She had such mixed emotions. She was so disappointed because when she saw it, she thought he bought it for her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's how that's supposed to work. You know, Bring a Caddy home for Mom. Did she like your car?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, man. She's digging it. I told her she could take it to New Market sometime. It's on me.

[Baba]

That's the right vehicle for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waiting for that album to drop.

[Bobbo]

Did you go to the. If you go to the Facebook page right now, too, you can help trick out Pre ks.

[Baba]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's that?

[Bobbo]

Well, he's looking for ideas how to trick it out. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[Bobbo]

And you know what trick it out means, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you say pimp my ride on the radio?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Can you do that in Mexico?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No. What about Canada?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

But Pre K is talking about putting like a Gucci top on it or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would look good. Dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. What's a Gucci?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

On a car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it's got a Simcom top. It's a 1990 Eldo. That funky, weird little body style that wasn't that long. And. And it's got. It's a white one with. It's got wire wheels, doesn't it?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's got some wire hub caps on there, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. And. And then a. A sim con top, which is just the. The fake convertible top. Now, hang on. That's a great idea. Dj. Are we going with a Gucci top.

[Bobbo]

Man, I'm thinking either Gucci print or Louis Vuitton, man. Okay, one or the other. Or maybe some Fendi, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk to us. Talk to Glenn Farley in our. He's our. He has all those vendors that work for him that are making all the. Give me the VIN cars, get ready every week. He can hook you up with our vendor.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I'll have to holl at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta do that. Are you gonna get Dayton's?

[Bobbo]

I'm thinking either Dayton's at 80 foes, man. Shout out to all my Houston people, man. They know what's going down.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

What's that? It's Ernest from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Andrews, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrews. Oh, that's way out there. Good Morning, Andrews. Okay, 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com like the guy that sold me a $62,000 Z06 Corvette a moment ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a moment ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then somebody that called in with a junker that we really didn't want. But, yeah, we buy cars. Diesel trucks are going up this week. They've gotten more expensive. They're worth More for some reason. Call me on good diesel trucks this morning. I'll buy them newer. All good means a newer, you know, back. Not junk, not 180,000 miles. Not Oklahoma. This doesn't apply for people in Oklahoma. Good mile, good trucks, diesel trucks. 800-800-7234. We are the leading car buyer. You know. If we don't meet your CarMax offer, we will send you check for 100givetheven.com be right back. How do I work this? And you may ask yourself. Hey buddy, wake up.

[Baba]

Is it morning? All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. You know what they say about the early bird.

[Baba]

Hey, what are you doing here?

[John Clay Wolf]

About to go on the air presented by givemethevin.com JD did you really have sex with Ann Wilson or is that. Is that a wives tale from the 80s?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's partially wives tale, partially true. I mean I can't tell the rest of the story. There is an injunction.

[Baba]

So what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I really want. I mean I knew that back then. Back then you liked heavy gals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but this actually ended up being Nancy and. And Anne watched.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Were you the magic man? Is this we turn it up, Charlie's a suit. Is this about jd?

[Baba]

This is about jd.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what this all was.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I never want to bring this kind of stuff up publicly.

[Baba]

And their mom walked in and she goes, he's the magic man, mama. Is that right?

[Bobbo]

That's how the song came.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did mom say?

[Baba]

Come on home girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she say to her mom? I don't know. You said that pretty well. He's a magic man, mama. You sound like you're from if you.

[Baba]

Love me, why you pull my heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you're from Hobart, Oklahoma.

[Baba]

You like old Bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ty in Athens. Is 16 King Ranch diesel with 20 leather roof. Nav. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not a Dooley long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or short.

[Caller/Listener]

Long bed?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a magic man, mama. Oh, we're just having fun. What color is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, It's. It's a two tone black King Ranch.

[John Clay Wolf]

2016 old body style. Great miles. 20,000 miles. Leather roof, Nav long bed. Does it need tires?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh no. Just rotated them. Had to all change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you really want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it depends on what the number is because I'm thinking about getting a one ton 2017. I mean a three quarter ton because it'll pull the same same toe as this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. If I gave you 47, 000, would you be impressed?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not really.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 48, would you be impressed?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I gave you 40, if I gave you 49, would you be impressed? You know, you can buy a new one.

[Caller/Listener]

No, in the 50. In the 50s. I'd be impressed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give you 50 grand. You gonna sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Tell you what, I'll. I'll probably call you back after I pick my grandson up.

[Bobbo]

Go to Give me.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. Hey, Ty, I. I'm gonna make fun of you, but it's all in good spirit.

[Caller/Listener]

Not to make fun of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's in good spirit. I'm saying that because I don't want to piss you off, because I want to buy your truck. So go.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, I'm just wondering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got to give me.

[Caller/Listener]

I got to run the numbers on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to. Give me the event. Go to givemetheven.com and load up the truck up and we'll get it bought. So, I mean, we have the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our customer base sure is the busiest, most ill health traveling customer base I've ever seen in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the second he and I. I did what he wanted me to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I gotta go pick up my grandson. Well, I mean, what. Holy hell. I'm running late. It's 6:45 in the morning on Saturday. Yeah. And I am way behind schedule. But we. We do these deals with people all over the country and they're always like, bought a Corvette in Bakersfield, California.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sending him down to Lamborghini North Los Angeles in LA to drop it off. That's where he wanted to do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We send the check guy sitting there with a check waiting. I won't show up. He won't answer the phone. Everybody's sick. Everybody's dying. But up to that point that day, it was just constant communication, like wearing everybody out on the phone.

[Caller/Listener]

Just suddenly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just vanished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. It's just when it comes down to showtime, people get cold feet. Often their health is really concerning.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their health kicks in and just changes everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I'm dying right now.

[Bobbo]

I have noticed that the Cali customer is a little bit more laid back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Bobbo]

Because we have that same situation where we bought this guy's truck. Everything's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Everything's waiting for you. Show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Just show, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I got something going on right now. I'll call you back.

[J.D. Ryan]

The waves are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

Days. And I think it's. I think it's just the Cali thing and they're just laid back and not really in a rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ocean's column, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Surfs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta go, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we send them that contract, I mean it's a purchase order and we sign it. They sign it. And on the bottom of it it says if you back out of this, you owe us $250. And like why? Like. Well, I'll tell you why. Because we like deployed a lot of assets in the. On your word. Sure. Accounting's, Transportation's rolling payoff, your lender, all this crap. The buyer. We're going to your house on your word that you're not going to pull this crap on us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you don't, I mean really, we'd use that as a. As a snuff out maneuver. Because if they're asking why, it gives us an opportunity to really solidify. The whole thing's done. Over, over, over. Your word? Really? At the end of our. Give me the vin.com. the whole thing's our word and your word. It's actually crazy in a dot com world and sorry ass used cars that the whole thing's built on honor.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why it blows people away when it all happens. They all come. I can't believe it. And just like you said, it did. It blows their mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go read the reviews. Okay. We'll be right back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad you're here. Who wants to have some fun?

[J.D. Ryan]

Fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. From the Wolf radio studios. I really want to have fun. It's time for the John Clay Wolf. It's more fun than it looks. Call John toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO. We're all about having fun. Just saying you want to have fun.

[Baba]

Or do you really want to have fun?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf. I guess we want to have fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy was pretty excited about it. Old Kramer Brandon. 06 half ton Dodge Gazillion miles. Can you just go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Is it nice? All right.

[Caller/Listener]

For it being an Illinois truck, there is a little bit of rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ricky in Houston. Sixteen three quarter ton. 53000 miles is a leather cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short bit or long?

[Caller/Listener]

Short bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a dark charcoal gray type color.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 with 53 dark charcoal. Any, any carfax discrepancies like has it had any accidents? What I'm asking.

[Caller/Listener]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a power driver's seat.

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's an ST, right?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a one rider boa tradesman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 20, 20, 20, 20, 20,. 20, 20, 20. 27 grand. I think.

[Caller/Listener]

She says, no, it's my wife's truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. let me see it. And her.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, so she says if you get a picture of her, it's 32.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, well, we will. You know, we'll just. We just got to see all the property first and then determine values. Taylor in Houston, go to givemethven.com load it up. I want to buy this Nissan diesel.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, people trying to help pre k pimp his ride on our website, on our Facebook page. John clee wolf show. Let's see here we have needs white walls and spinners. Okay. Now the guy says it needs white walls and spinners.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you spinners? Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you spinners? Is that hard to hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. It just sounds like you're, like, talking like a gay man.

[J.D. Ryan]

White balls and spinners.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Silly guy needs rims. Let that go. Ball is ballin off the lot. Decals. Girls, girls and more girls. As many girls that'll fit in the baller mobile.

[Baba]

What else?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we have. Ditch the cowgirl's shirt that he's wearing. Cowboys shirt that he's wearing.

[Baba]

What else?

[J.D. Ryan]

It needs to be painted dark. Dark purple with gold flakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to junkly wolf show and you'll see DJ preque's new el dorado. He's pimping it. He needs yalls participation on what to do with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And hydraulics.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. I saw so many suggestions, man. I think the. My favorite so far is the added add to the suspension for all the big booty broads. I'm about to have to put it in the back seat, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, did a. Did lieutenant Dan. Is he getting a divorce?

[Bobbo]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are lieutenant Dan in house? I noticed on his Facebook. I just got during the break. I was looking at my facebook page and I got an invite to be a friend of his.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But so he's got one of those joint Facebook accounts, you know, like lieutenant and corporal. Yes, lieutenant and. And Mrs. Dan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

What a pain. Why do people do that? Why do married people do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe splitting up from her because he went all. He's going all the way out on a limb.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's going rogue.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going rogue and getting his own Facebook account.

[Baba]

Right? Usually that's the case.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do they do that?

[Baba]

It comes up on your Birthday notifications on Facebook. Right? James and Wendy. James and Wendy. Well, whose birthday is it, James? You know. Oh, excuse me, Wendy.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's nothing that says, I love you and I trust you like a joint Facebook account.

[Baba]

It's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe that's it.

[Bobbo]

I think Lieutenant Dan just didn't have time for one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's pretty country.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he just kind of. He actually, here's the truth. He just bought a new phone, and it's state of the art.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got Internet.

[Bobbo]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be damned.

[Bobbo]

No, he had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't believe this.

[Baba]

He didn't.

[Bobbo]

He's like, I could take pictures with this phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, we've been doing that for years. Our whole business is based around that. And he just. He put down the flip phone and got a Facebook account.

[Baba]

Obviously, he didn't get a picture of himself on there, because I'm looking at his invitation right here, and it's that little generic gray guy outline.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD do you have a joint Facebook account with your guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. No. No. Never have.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife has threatened me to go joint if I don't. If I don't, you know? Yeah, it's like a warning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You give her all kinds of stuff. She. What? She was just at SeaWorld with the kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not about me giving her anything. It's about her giving me the business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you give the business. But now you take very good care of that sweet lady.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do take good care of, you know, of that sweet lady.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were just at SeaWorld.

[John Clay Wolf]

Killer whale Babo. You know, we did that deal with SeaWorld and Babo and the killer. Bobbo and the killer whales. He named his band the Killer Whales. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did not know that.

[Bobbo]

That's an interesting name.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are phasing out the killer whales.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But Bobbo is going to keep them alive with Babo and the killer whale. Bobbo. Do you have your ax, your acoustic? Could we hear some killer whales music?

[Baba]

Yeah. When do you want it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just throughout the show. This today. You can go and grab it and start jacking with it. But I'd like to hear some Bobbo and the killer whales. Now, are. Are the killer whales. Are they black guys or white guys?

[Baba]

Latino. The band is Latino. And I've learned just enough of the language to. To get the songs out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hey, J.D. would you grab his black guitar?

[Baba]

Because I. I'd like to lift it up in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right next to the white one. Just like the killer whale. Get it, Shamu? Black and white. Yeah, yeah. It's both bobbo and the killer whales. Hang on Bob. I want to talk to. While you're doing that. Go ahead, Bob. I'm going to talk to the other Bob in Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Bob, is this thing a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 King Ranch. 31, 000 mile diesel, four wheel drive, crew cab, dually. So you heard me give the other guy 50 grand for a 20,000 mile when yours has 31. If I gave you 50 grand for this truck, do I own it?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[Baba]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Why 55? 55 we'll buy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's too much for that body style. I mean the new body styles out. That's what everybody wants. I like your truck and I'm trying like hell to buy it. I'm way overbook. But.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, you said that the they were hot today.

[John Clay Wolf]

They are. They are, they are. They are, they are. So what if I went. Yours is a dually. His was not Right. But his has 20,000 miles. Yours has 31. What color is yours?

[Caller/Listener]

Platinum? White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to split the difference? And you bring it to me.

[Caller/Listener]

52. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you bring it to me.

[Caller/Listener]

I bring it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to get it at 52.5.

[Caller/Listener]

Right. Or man, I think we can, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta have a clean carfax. Got to be at what I call a boobs up, tease up rig. But it's got to be with 31,000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say, I talked to John. The radio. 52. 5 delivered, you know, and the, the, the, the computer system are in bids. My, my website, the system we built automatically bids the cars. So the bid you're going to get when you put it in is going to be lower than 52 and a half. But I'm aggressively buying diesels because I believe the market's fixing to go up on them. So I'm outbidding myself if that makes any sense. My point is don't worry about what the computer says. I'm saying I'll get 52 and a half delivered and I will. Computer's probably gonna hit. Computer's probably Gonna hit you 50. All right, thanks. That goes for everybody. I want to buy good diesel trucks today. Low mile good Diesel trucks. The 180, 000 mile tweaker rigs. That's great, but that's not what I'm talking about. I'm talking about like back of 80, 80 and back. 80, 000 miles and back. We'll buy all that stuff. But I really. I Mean, I just bought this guy's for 52 and a half in the single wheel for 50. And they're, you know, book on them is like that's three grand overbook.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. But you feel it's coming on or.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a hunch. So I'm. I'm. I'm speculating hard on diesel trucks. So load me up and try to hurt me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And in. The more equipment, the better. The King Ranch, the Mega Cab, the Longhorn, Laramie, the. What's the four. I mean the Chevy ltz, you know, the, the high country, the Denali.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, the bigger booed ones are the ones that get more swing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com okay. So Bob, do you have a. We had Mick Joyner. Joyner. Mick Joyner dude. That dude is a. That's. I was talking about. I'm not gonna say what I was gonna say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good call. John Stop himself, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobbo]

It's the new John, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Someone get a trophy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's this old dude in high school. He came into art class first period late and he had blood all over his pants.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's. So he walks in the room in his duck head pants. You remember duck heads?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's blood all over him. And he's telling the story to the teacher why he's late because he had to move a deer out of the road that he hit. But in reality he was having relations with his young girlfriend in the car. Because I saw that we have Mick. Mick Joiner. No, it's Mick Jones of McKins.

[J.D. Ryan]

A foreigner. Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we got him on, huh, Bob? Oh, did you go to Foreigner last night in Houston?

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah. I was outstanding.

[J.D. Ryan]

I still don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was anybody else at Foreigner last night in Houston? Call in 800-800-Rode, maybe you saw, Bob. Oh, there were they good.

[Baba]

White Snake was a bit of a show stealer. But the way foreigners playing now, they've really gelled, you know, they're like the return of Journey.

[J.D. Ryan]

So in the late 80s, David Coverdale still.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So real quick, Bob, give me a clip.

[Bobbo]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have time. I want to hear the, the. Not the whalers, but the killer whales. We'll be right back. From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. I'm doing okay. I moved in with a lady recently. I got the Alexa. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. I just read an article though. It said Alexa actually listens to everything you say. Stores in the database. Could use it against you later. I was like, man, just like a real woman. John Clay Wolf. 8008-0080-0800-7234. 800800 radio. If you have a good mild diesel truck, that's really what I'm chasing today. I'll buy anything, of course. Vets, Ferraris, Cavaliers, Bentleys, Arnage, Corniche, whatever and all the stuff. But. But the diesel truck market I think is fixed to move up. So I'm speculating on it. Dallas, Dallas and Yukon. Oklahoma. Is this real?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, it is. It is a farm truck just crossed 32,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

Since 2005.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you bought it now. Cool it. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's just a single cab LS oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking it was a. I'm sorry.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? It's. It's a diesel. Four wheel drive. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. It does have a hydraulic flatbed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got an old Dewey's like a. Like a. Like a Dewey's. Like a hay. Hay fork.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought we were onto something. I thought we had a nice truck. You just got a piece of equipment which is great, but it's not so does it have rubber mats? Like. I don't know. I think it's. I think it's 10,000 bucks. All right, 12. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know Really. I was just seeing what you give me for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll give 10 or more go to. Give me the givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What happened to big city nights? Y' all just change my songs on me.

[Bobbo]

No, they played.

[John Clay Wolf]

It didn't play out. You're stopping them early.

[Bobbo]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stopping them early. Oh, is Bob only load them into 30 seconds?

[Bobbo]

No, it was 30 seconds early.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man, I know the Scorpions.

[Baba]

What can we blame on Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

Odin.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is the new game show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of game shows. Yo, DJ Pre K. What did you get get. Did you go to dj? Did you go to Walmart last night?

[Bobbo]

I can't hear me for sure, man. Yeah, I got me a little something something.

[Baba]

Yeah, that must mean it's time to play our game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we start it? Yeah, we can do it.

[Baba]

Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you get? My name's John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan, Bobbo and Turley. FYI, for you new listeners out there, this is the John Clay Wolf Show. And Prek is our. He's a white kid, but he identifies himself as African American.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. He has a rapper handle, DJ Prek. And we're bringing him up through the, like, the big Brothers and sisters program.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. And he didn't just do this for the show. He's been doing this a long time. In fact, he had a rap song three years ago before Weezer redid the Africa song from Toto. He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Toto's going to be on the show next week because I'm going to try to get clearance from them for the music bed. Like, we're going to do it opposite of what Vanilla Ice did. We're not just going to steal their music. We're going to ask them if we can steal it. If they say no, then we're going to say, well, we already stole it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, too late.

[Baba]

Isn't that funny? Vanilla Ice just took that song lick and said, this is mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was like 10 years old. He didn't know any better. Prek got one on one. Hang on. So Preg goes to Walmart and we've got to guess, what did he get last night at Walmart? How much did it cost, Boss man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I'm going to give y' all just one hint, man. I got the price right here, and that's the everyday low price from my local Azel, Texas Walmart back here, man. And this is before tax. I'm going to let y' all know it's 1886 before tax.

[Caller/Listener]

1886.

[John Clay Wolf]

That could be. How much is it after tax? You can't even do the math because there's other items in there.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, I. I just bought this one. You know, I just needed one little thing this time. So it was 2042 total after tax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what time did you buy it? What time is the receipt time stamped?

[Bobbo]

Let's see. I think it was around 8:20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not too late. Not crazy drunk late.

[Baba]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Walmart. Hazel. So was it anything you can eat?

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all can call in real quick. 800. 800 radio and help me guess.

[Baba]

You get to guess. You get to ask one yes or.

[J.D. Ryan]

No question because just got a new car. I'm gonna ask, did it come from automotive? J.D.

[Bobbo]

You got the right idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. That's my question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice. J.D.

[Baba]

When you use it, is it something you hold in your hand?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no. No, no Turling. Do your feet go on it? Nope. Man, have you seen the shag rug in my Cadillac? I ain't touching that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Oh, my God. Did you get a pine tree air freshener?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no, no, we already had those.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what's it called?

[J.D. Ryan]

Felony trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you have a bunch of them stacked up, it's a felony forest. Yeah, felony forest.

[Bobbo]

Gotta hide the smell of them bricks.

[Baba]

Somebody out there is gonna figure this out. You get to ask Pre K1 yes or no question, and then you get a guess. And if you guess what it is for how much Pre K was the price?

[Bobbo]

1886 before tax, 2042 afterwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

All we know right now is its car. We'll. We'll wait and let him st. On. On. On the phones and let the listeners. I've already burned through my.

[Bobbo]

So the winners already, they'll. They'll win that actual.

[Baba]

Right. There's a prize. Yeah. If you guess what it is, you get to take it home.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last week, I guessed wife beaters, and I was correct. You got the wife beaters at home. So, Bobbo, you started a new band. You sold out. You changed the name of your band. You sold out to SeaWorld. And y' all are now Bobbo and the. In the killer whales.

[Baba]

Yeah, and our little background singers. We got three little girls that sing back up. And they're the shrimpers.

[J.D. Ryan]

The shrimpers. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This is like a Bob Marley meets Jimmy Buffett deal.

[Baba]

Yeah, they changed the deal on me. It's. It's all. And I. You know, and I'm trying very hard to learn all these lyrics in Spanish. Yeah, they hate me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even understand what the hell's going on. Why don't you just play me some of your music?

[Baba]

Yeah, I got something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I got. I got DJ Briquet back there going, yeah. Yeah, boy. And then Bobbo as the killer whales with the shrimpers on accompaniment.

[J.D. Ryan]

It all started when his little tie in with SeaWorld happened. Of course the killer whales are going away in Sea World. Last year, San Diego does not have them anymore. And then this year, next year.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, did San Diego just load them up and let them out in the ocean?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they did not. They moved them.

[Baba]

They sold to a golden crown, to a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it. To a sanctuary. They can't just let them lose SeaWorld.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego sold the orcas to Golden Corral. Yeah. Are they on the buffet?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Baba]

And they asked him. They wanted to make they. Sir, are you gonna really take good care of this? Oh, yeah, we'll take care.

[J.D. Ryan]

San Diego or San Antonio and Orlando will phase out the killer whales by the. By 2019.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Babo is going to be the killer whales forever now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have all day, boss.

[Baba]

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What key is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy hell.

[Baba]

Tara Boondier. Tara Ra. I got mine yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get that from. Is that John Anderson?

[Baba]

That's all the Spanish I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get that from the Banana Splits Club?

[Baba]

Yes, you know I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know those were the shrimpers, those little girls playing those acoustics.

[Baba]

Right? They're beautiful and I don't understand a word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark in Louisiana, did you. Were you at your biggest hit.

[Baba]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark in Louisiana, did you go to Foreigner last. Last night in Houston?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I did not, but I saw Foreigner. Thanks. I mean, July 4th in Charlotte, North Carolina. Yeah, I'm from. I live in South Carolina.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a truck driver. I'm a truck driver, man. I'm cruising through Louisiana right now on i10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Awesome. Keep on, huh?

[Caller/Listener]

I've seen four or three times in the last five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Okay, there you go, Mark. Every big round of applause for Mark the truck driver who has seen Foreigner three times in the past five years.

[Caller/Listener]

God.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we didn't even ask him what he thought. That Pre K, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Pre K. We're. Well, you. Chris, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're. Pre K goes to Walmart. He just got a new car. He went and bought something for $20. We're trying to guess what it is. Chris is online. 6. Chris, it's your turn.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, so I. We figured out it's an old school Cadillac. So floor mats are out the window. That's initially what I thought it was. He bought a newer car and floor mats make sense, but now I'm thinking old school Caddy. It's, you know, one of those dice, a pair of dice that hangs in the rearview mirror.

[Bobbo]

But that's Pre K. That's how players roll, man. But I ain't playing that hard yet. You know, I might have to get the white and gold dice to match it eventually. But that's not what I bought.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Who's this guy? That the next one? Are you there? I don't have his name.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's your deal?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I believe he bought seat covers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seat covers. DJ Pre K, did you buy seat covers?

[Bobbo]

No seat covers, man. The leather is already pretty pristine in that bad boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But with that nasty. With that nasty fro. Josh, where are you from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm from Alvin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Josh, with that. I mean, DJ with that nasty rat tail fro thing you've got in the back. I think you should get plastic. Clear plastic. Did you ever see the movie Boys in the Hood?

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Get the clear plastic like grandmama used to put on the couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

I might have to, man. Yeah, I don't want to get that activated on my leather.

[Baba]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 09 Lexus. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Right under 115.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which, what kind of Lexus?

[Caller/Listener]

GS 350 RWD.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Metallic Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not San Diego, but San Antonio.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I try to tell you for a loop there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. It's, it's, it's, it's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a. It's a 8, 500 to 9 grander. 8,500 to 9. 8,500 to 9 grander.

[Caller/Listener]

Now, you didn't ask me. I don't have. I don't have nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, now it's eight. I don't know. It's eight to nine grand. Go to. Give me the vendor. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

I want to stop. I'm ready to go, man. It's at the dealership. We just put the battery in it and then did the AC refresh with the Avid Freon. And then my wife was like, you know what? I don't even want the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

She said, sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's. Okay, John, I'm ready to sell that. Okay, well, you came. You're getting baptized this morning. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we will get that bitch sold and get you paid. Ben. DJ what's your guess for DJ Pre K?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm thinking they get five down there in Texas, he's gonna have to keep that steering wheel cool with a cover on it.

[Bobbo]

DJ no steering wheel cover, man. If I'm gonna get something for my steering wheel, it's gonna be a wood grain wheel, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grant Racing. Brenda. Good morning, Brenda. I like her answer. I see it already. So remember, DJ got a 1990 model, old school pimp daddy Eldo with 40,000 miles, and he went and bought some stuff for it. And Bren's got a great smart. Brenda's smart with what she's Gonna say. Okay, go ahead, Brenda. I see. I see it.

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's antifreeze because it's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leaking old no count. Is she right?

[Bobbo]

Nah, man. But that might be a good suggestion. I might have to pick some of that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to keep a bottle of. Of water in your trunk and not. Not for drinking. That's funny. Where are you from, Brenda?

[Caller/Listener]

Arlington, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks for calling. So nobody's got it yet. Interesting. We. We'll keep working on it.

[Bobbo]

I say, y' all want some hints or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they in the vein? Is it. Is it. Is it something to help the car mechanically or cosmetically?

[Bobbo]

Oh, it's cosmetic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, there you go.

[Bobbo]

It's automotive section. Cosmetic at Walmart for 20 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's already got wheel covers.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's cosmetic as all hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man. What would it mean? Pete the Greek found in Oklahoma City. Yeah. J.D. has a story. J.D. rhyme in the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do have the story. Hold on a minute. When did I get the story?

[Bobbo]

It was given to you this morning. Oh, he was found, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. Is this true? Okay, so you need to set it up.

[Baba]

Last week, there was a robbery.

[John Clay Wolf]

We only have a minute and 45.

[Bobbo]

Time to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy that I had beat up and stole his leg 13 years ago because he was.

[Baba]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He violated the sanctity of my home. Is that a good way to put it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Very good way to put it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He violated the sanctity in your home. And I'm trying not to hurt people that are related to this, so I'm trying to be nicer about it.

[Baba]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Baba]

That's big of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if she was out of town. He violated the sanctity of my home in a huge way.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's enough to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. I yanked his leg off.

[Bobbo]

You beat him up and beat him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I beat that. And I took his leg.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold on. But it was. It was a prosthetic leg. You didn't just rip his leg.

[Baba]

Right. There was a robbery in Oklahoma last week, and I don't think they've still caught the guy. And I forget the name of the town that it happened in.

[Bobbo]

Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I said, I'll put a hundred out there if somebody sends me a picture. Picture of them with Pete the Greek and his new prosthetic leg. And no one is sending any pictures.

[Baba]

We captured audio of one of the investigating detectives on the scene describing who it might be and why he thinks he's going to be easy to find.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually gone in through the laundry Room which is connected to the office and then forced the door open. Tall white male wearing a ball cap going into the office and leaving. It appears that the suspect had a left, left prosthetic leg. The vehicle has chrome rim, three chrome rims. And then the back passenger side wheel is actually black.

[Bobbo]

So he's got three chrome and a prosthetic leg. In Oklahoma City found last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're in a ball cap.

[Bobbo]

Is that Pete Degree?

[John Clay Wolf]

If he speaks with a Greek accent. We have found our man. And if he has a terrible drug problem. Ronnie, good morning. You're on the air. Ronnie, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did DJ Pre K get for his old school Cadillac at Walmart last night?

[Caller/Listener]

Get some sweet, sweet car polish.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K? Yes. No, maybe turn them on, Mike.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, man. Nah, that's a no go, man. It's pretty clean as it is, man. That. That cocaine white paint is. Is not fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, actually, DJ Pre K for a white black man, you're gonna need to learn how to clean your car. Uncle Roy and I talked about this. You do not have that thing standing right. You got to learn a whole new level of clean.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, what you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just. You don't even know what you're doing. You're so damn if you got to learn your real ghetto vibe. That car is filthy compared to what it needs to be for you to be a true white black guy. For you to be accepted into that clan. You're gonna have to learn how to clean your car. We'll be right back with more. Go to givemethevin.com if you'd like to sell your car, especially diesel trucks. Paying a ton for good diesel trucks, low mile diesel trucks. I really want to buy them. I'm speculating on them for a reason. And please go to givemetheven.com on all kinds of cars, vets, Jeeps, wranglers, everything. You know, Kia, whatever. Not the keys that are blowing up. We need to talk about that, too. They're. They're catching fire. We'll be right back. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe. Vin.com coming up, President Trump met with.

[Baba]

Russian President Vladimir Putin in Finland.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Trump was pretty nervous, which makes sense because most people are.

[Baba]

Nervous when meeting their boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. This is a good lick. Turn this up, Turley. I haven't heard this forever. J.D. you don't even know who this is, do you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see if you pick it up. It's heavy rock. You should recognize that voice. This was not a radio song. You'd have to be have the album to know this one. You don't know it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Scorpions.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Baba]

And it's an old album.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's old. Listen to the chorus in. This is when they listen to that voice. They were kicking ass right here. This is when. This is before they got crazy gay and turned into to drag queens. No, that's not true. Timeout, time out. They were drag queens already for sure. Yeah, yeah, but listen to the passion in Vince Neil's voice there.

[Baba]

I was thinking listening to it right now. Yeah, I forget how great of a vocalist he was for this kind of music. Right, right. Who's the Slayer got? Not the Slayer guy. Who's the skid row guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sebastian Bach.

[Baba]

He can eat my shorts. Vince Neil all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, listen to this guy's voice. He was kicking it. This was their first album. This was the first Motley Crue song I ever heard.

[Baba]

Yeah, man, that is vodka drinking music right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you look like you have something to say.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I just. I don't think they turn drag queen. They just more pop.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what.

[Bobbo]

That's what you're saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. I said it wrong.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a different band.

[John Clay Wolf]

The drag queen thing's just a joke. I mean, I'm just talking about men dressed in makeup. Yeah, very made up. Whenever. Whenever you use a. A case of makeup in a two cans of hairspray to get ready to go out, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's glam rock, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe it was good.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so. The John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. We're trying to help Pre K pimp his new Cadillac. Somebody has come up with a paint job. Gotta get that Newport paint. Newport paint job. Remember the Newport cigarettes?

[Baba]

Look at this picture real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna bump through these. I've got. I've got. I'm gonna hit these fast. Jamie, Timothy. Everybody get ready. Dj, you ready? I've got a lot of people on hold. Here we go. This is what. What did Pre K buy at Walmart last night for $20 for his Cadillac. Jamie, you there? Hit it.

[Caller/Listener]

The sun visor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sun visor.

[Bobbo]

It is hot, but nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Timothy, what's your guess?

[Baba]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Touch up paint.

[Bobbo]

Nope. No, paint is pretty good on this bad boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Deborah, good morning. What's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

One of those fancy ashtrays that sucks. All the smoking.

[Bobbo]

You know what? I do like that suggestion. It might get a little smoky in there, but nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim, what's your guess.

[Bobbo]

Man?

[Caller/Listener]

That dude got a set of curb feelers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Curve feelers. Prek.

[Caller/Listener]

I like that.

[Bobbo]

You know that's not it, but I might have to get something once I throw some rims on that bad boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey. Two shiny license plate cover.

[Bobbo]

Ding, ding, ding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, you got it. What'd you get? What is it?

[Bobbo]

Got a license plate cover with some diamonds around the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a picture and put it on our Facebook page.

[Baba]

That's a fugazi, Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. Go to John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. Put it on there. I want to see this. All right. We'll be right back. Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemethevin.com. left handed. You put down for being left handed. You know, it's always left. Oh, left words are always negative things. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

Leftovers.

[John Clay Wolf]

The terrible two left feet, Left handed compliment. Ever see a crook named righty? Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Everything right is a positive thing. Right on the Bill of Rights.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go to a party, there's nobody there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would everybody go? They left Now. John Clay Wolf. Is this David Lee Roth?

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does Sammy Hagar touch his toes? DJ Prek. What activator do you use for your hair that you could suggest would give Sammy Hagar that good fresh curl?

[Baba]

Do you hear me?

[Bobbo]

Sorry, what was that? I was. I was talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're listening to Sammy Hager and I was wondering if you had a suggestion for him. What kind of activator are you using that would give him that good, crisp, sheeny curl?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man. I'll tell you what I do. You know, you take a shower in the morning, have your hair, you know, nice and wet already. Then you put a little bit of that stuff, suave mousse in there. Yeah, Suave brand, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just suave.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, hey, it does you, right? But see, the trick is, after you get that mousse nice and thoroughly in there, you hit it with a little bit of that hairspray, you know, just to make that thing hold, you know, that's. That's holding all day. That nice shiny curl.

[Baba]

I'm seriously listening very closely, Sammy, if you're listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Baba]

I gotta do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We're buying cars like candy bars, especially diesel trucks. Diesel trucks. My friend called me. He wanted to borrow a Suburban to take to Florida. I haven't. I don't see him much, but he's a good old friend. I mean, I guess, yeah. But it's one of those, like, you know, the. My first reaction was like, really?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I was like, you know what? We were good enough friends back in the day. I. I'm glad that you feel comfortable enough to say, hey, can I borrow your car, take it to Florida?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Baba]

That's far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And. And then he sent me pictures of this van, this Mercedes RV thing, okay. That he's trying to buy. And I'm like, why don't you just buy that? He's like, well, I offered the guy 30 grand. Like, what did he say it took to buy it? He said, well, he won't say anything. And he said, you know the guy. And I just know the guy that's selling it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm on the phone last night negotiating this deal for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I offer the guy 35 grand for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

The seller, and then my buddy that wants to borrow my car to go to Florida, that wants to buy this van, he doesn't want to give the 35. And I'm like, don't worry about it. Hey, good, I'll buy the van. You can take it to Florida, bring it back, back and just give it back to me. I mean, how easy. I mean, this is like, I wouldn't do this for, like, real good looking girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I think he wouldn't do it for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And then he's talking with me about, is it really worth it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's a smart guy, but it's just funny how weird people get when they get in the middle of a car deal. Yeah. They just kind of lose, like, their common sense. I'm like, hey, good, I'll give 35.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've got nothing in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've already said any, like, comes and gets on my ass about, like, well, like, I was trying to steal his deal. Well, hey, man, I mean, I really need that thing. I want to buy it. I want to keep it for a while. I'm like, okay, I'm trying to get it bought for you. Either I'm going to buy it for 35 and let you borrow it for free. For free, or I'm going to get it bought for you. Well, I got to call my partners and see if they want to do that.

[Baba]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have to do anything. I'm buying the damn van.

[Baba]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[Bobbo]

Now are you buying it for me? That's the next question.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm fixing to buy it and not let you use it is what's next. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Beer, I bet. Oh my God.

[Baba]

Less car, more bull. The john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Now this is where Bobbo and I get an argument here. Why? Because I clearly laid out the return music.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. And I said if you change any of these, here's your backup.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he did a different.

[Bobbo]

No, no, this is my fault. I'm gonna take the blame on this one.

[Baba]

Well, thank you very much. What are you talking about? We don't argue. Do we argue?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we don't argue, but we. You're very.

[J.D. Ryan]

John thinks you're very passive aggressive. And you do things, you change things just to get under his skin.

[Baba]

No, I would never do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's what he thinks.

[Baba]

Look at me, John. You know how I spell professional? I spell it with a capital P. You should try and do it too.

[J.D. Ryan]

It also stands for passive aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see? But he just said you try to do it too.

[Baba]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Bob. There it is. You just proved it. Thank you. Put him on hold, dj.

[Baba]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just did it.

[Baba]

You just did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just did it.

[Baba]

You just did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why did you change the ren.

[Bobbo]

I blew the other one away. So I needed something to play and I figured.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we need.

[Bobbo]

What did you blow Turley one of the returns away?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

What do you mean you lost it?

[Bobbo]

No, I. I used it early because I messed up the time a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

So.

[Bobbo]

So I figured, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, you deep throated a return? Yes.

[Bobbo]

So Nick Jones of Foreigner. Bobbo did a little interview with.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play Babo's freaking interview with Mick Jones. That's what this is all. Hey, Big Phil. What do you want? Why are you calling me? Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey John, how are you today?

[Baba]

I'm good.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, I wanted to tell you that this Tuesday is the high end car sale. I was going to see if you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

To going to be there. I will be there. Big Phil works at Manheim Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. And he. He. He admires our. Our. Where we re remarket our cars. We auction. Sell all these cars we buy. Yeah, the Highline sells at Dallas. It's a dealer only deal. Did you meet Bobbo at the auction last week? Phil.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, unfortunately. And I just went and got a shot of penicillin after talking. I didn't. He shook my hand and I didn't know where it was and he just got out of the bathroom. So I mean, yes, I got a shot of penicillin, but he's a nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Phil came back cocked and loaded this week after Bobbo's impersonation. Did, did, did you hear his impersonation?

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you for it. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, a matter of fact, me.

[Caller/Listener]

And my girl were sitting in the radio. I said, you got to listen to this guy. He does a hilarious impersonation.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does. Thanks, Phil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

The reason I wanted to know if you were going to be at the high high end seal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Is because you got the best snack out of all the oxen lanes. Yeah, I really like the little, the little slider burgers. Yeah, they're great. And the little egg rolls and all. I can eat nine of those egg rolls and I'm not even from China.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lynn, good morning, you're on the air. Lynn, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this a all wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Listener]

Gee, I'm not really sure. I'd have to get back with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did grandma pass away and leave you this car or did your mom or someone. Because it sounds like a. It sounds like a deceased elderly car.09 Lincoln MKS with 15,000 miles. And you don't know if it's. Why you don't know what it is.

[Caller/Listener]

It's white, it's leather. But I mean, I don't drive the car. It's a friend of mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We don't deal with third parties. We buy directly. Unless they're like on their. Are you in a position where you can sell their car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have her call me because I really want to buy it, but I'm probably a seven thousand dollar buyer. Maybe nine. Seven to nine. But I need pictures and a VIN number. Go to givemetheven.com. have her go to givemetheven.com and we'll get it bought if she wants to sell it. 800-800-7234. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mick Jones from Foreigner. Bobbo and him went out partying. They got on the jet airplane. He went to Florida. Foreigner last night in Houston. Right. Backstage, the whole deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

They flew back to Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

They talked on the phone. Yeah, a week ago.

[Baba]

I called him from the back of the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you didn't. And they, and they did this interview.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they became friends. And so Bobbo took a plane down Houston Yesterday went to the Foreigner concert, and then he gave Mick a ride back up. I don't know why you didn't get any real audio, like direct, but whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because they already done the con.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were wasted and stoned is my guess. And they came back up here and then Foreigners tonight in Dallas. Is that right?

[Baba]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're going again?

[Baba]

Yeah, with White Snake and Jason Bond.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's hear Bobbo meeting Mick. And now he's your best friend.

[Bobbo]

This is just a highlight clip right here.

[Baba]

Do you ever think Mick, a Foreigner had never happened? You would probably just be known for your track record and the people that you've played with. It's. It's an amazing group of friends you've had over the years.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've been very fortunate to learn from a lot of very talented people. At the beginning, I came into the whole thing with. With experience, and I tried to use that experience to guide the band in the early days. And I was thrilled with the album when we had completed it. But from there to visualizing, you know, what was going to be happening for the. Over the next period of time and the craziness of, you know, being on greatest label for me at the time, Atlantic Records, and being stable mates with Zeppelin and Rolling Stones on and on, you know, and I was selling all those acts. It was unreal, you know, it was kind of snacks. Wow.

[Baba]

What's it like working with. With some of your old friends these days on stage?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's great. You know, I've known Jason. Jason Bonham for many years, since he was an older.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went swimming with he and his dad.

[Baba]

He was the little darling of your. Your class of English rocker back in the day.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. And David Coverdale is a lot of fun to be with and to travel with.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we do each other's hair sort.

[Caller/Listener]

Of atmosphere, especially we've had the World cup and all traveling together, watching that every night, every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, Mick, really, all we want to know is the answer to that everlong question I want to know what love is. What is it, Mick? Who knows? 808. I'm glad that you had fun with making you have a new friend. Y' all are all buddies. Butt buddies now and flying around. And you're going to the concert tonight, too. And. Oh, yeah, what kind of grass y' all smoking?

[Baba]

Like Acapulco, I think it was like Taiwanese. Yeah, serious. Actually, it was Coverdale's grass.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was gonna say. Did you Hang out with Coverdale.

[Baba]

Yeah, and he's a blast dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

He looked rough in the 80s.

[Baba]

And he's still got Tony Katane on the plane.

[Bobbo]

Does he?

[Baba]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he doesn't.

[Baba]

Yes. And when we landed, she was all over the place. Planes. She's laying on the hood wings.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's out of prison is what you're left.

[Baba]

Leg up. Yeah, it's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348.

[Baba]

My bird lad on that radio. She's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike. And Arlington, good morning. It says you want to talk about the diesel market. What about it?

[Caller/Listener]

And dj, I'm not here in Odessa right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Driving a truck out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm.

[Caller/Listener]

I just heard on the lamestream media the other day that Texas is third in line in oil producing behind Russia and Saudi Arabia. And we're going to double it what we're producing within the next couple years. But they need a pipeline infrastructure put in out here. You wouldn't believe all the diesel trucks they need. You're right on point.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

So much infrastructure being put in out here, it's not even funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've been doing well with. Yeah. And I'm buying a lot of commercial rigs too. White trucks. Good ones. Not the junk, but yeah, white. They can't get enough of it. 800-800-7234 diesel trucks. I'm buying them with both hands. So go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com we bought two King Ranch old body styles this morning for like 1552 and a half. And there was another guy. The diesel trucks are. I believe they're gonna go up. So I'm buying them hard right now. I'll outbid everybody. I feel it in my gut. So Michael McDonald, speaking of your friends. Yeah, Is he in? Is he playing in Dallas tonight?

[Baba]

Tomorrow night? Are you going to that Is it tomorrow night.

[Bobbo]

It's tomorrow night in Grand Prairie.

[Baba]

I'm gonna try to get in there. He's now his publicist has given me the slip for weeks and weeks. And I told Charlie about it earlier today. You know, sometimes you get no answer at all. And that's gotta be okay. But man, can't you just. You remember Kurt Russell? Yeah, I sent an email to Kurt Russell. You were sitting right there. Sent an email to Kurt Russell's publicist and said, hey, you know, we're big fans. We'd love to talk to Kurt about the new Tarantino film. It's not coming out for another year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Baba]

You know. And I know he's busy, but we like him. Can we talk to him? And I got a response. How fast? Three minutes. Kurt Russell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Michael specifically thinks He's a Michael McDonald. He's too good for you. I think he calls in on the show all the time. We bought four cars from him.

[Baba]

I know he likes you, but I send an email. I call and call and call again. I can't get nothing. I get nothing. And I made his career, man. In the 90s. Nobody's listening to Michael but me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Baba]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You made his career.

[Bobbo]

I hate to break this to you, Baba, but actually I got a hold of his publicist and he's going to be in studio in the next hour.

[Baba]

No.

[Bobbo]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he's in Grand Prairie tonight at the Verizon Theater in Grand Prairie.

[Baba]

Such a mic blocker.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to go out to the west coast and see the Doobie Brothers, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Vegas or San Diego.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're becoming a real west coast snob, you know that? Well, I kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is I've got a lot of business out there and. And I'm gonna be going out there often.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if I need a. I need a. A good car wholesale background guy to work in our Las Vegas office on Sahara Drive West Sahara Avenue, which we're going to open in two weeks. Wow. So if.

[Baba]

Are you talking about recon guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. A car dealer. A guy that knows this stuff or a woman that has been in the car business. Because we're right there by all the car dealers on the strip. So they can bring us their trade ins to appraise. And then the customers can bring the cars that we buy from them, the direct. And then the drivers that we dispatch out of there to go pick up customer cars, it'll be. Give me the vin, Las Vegas. And we're going to have several of those locations along the west coast. Not San Diego, Mission Viejo, Beverly Hills and Calabasas. Maybe Anaheim.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going west coast on us, baby. What time you went out there when you ran into Brian Wilson at that Beverly Hills Cafe?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not Beverly Hills. Yeah, it's on top of Beverly Hills. This little mountain. Some cafe where everybody hangs out. I saw more celebrities up there at the normal joint.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the behind the scenes, like the Woody Creek Tavern, Aspen. You walk in and there's Christy Brinkley sucking on a hamburger. 800-800-723-4 Leo and 99 ES. 300 with a 79,000 miles. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm thinking 3,000, 3,000 Y. All right. We'll be right back. This is Bobbo in the. In the killer whales.

[Caller/Listener]

Those cute little dilly sisters are back.

[John Clay Wolf]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. I'm doing okay. I moved in with a lady recently. I got an Alexa. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio. I just read an article, though. It said Alexa actually listens to everything you say. Stores in the database. You could use it against you later. I was like, man, just like a real woman now. John Clay Wolf. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Do you have an Alexa? I got my daughter an Alexa for 14, 15th birthday the other day. Says she loves it.

[Baba]

Alexa's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have it, too. You can change her name.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what Tab said. I didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Name it Computer. There was like four names that you can change it to.

[Baba]

See, Google Home doesn't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't like Alexa, Amazon was one of the names you can change.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. You just say, hey, Amazon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

Oh, you can't just pick a name?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't come in, Beth, because it's your ex girlfriend. Do you use your Love me every day?

[Baba]

It's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what do you say to it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said. I said it for my alarm clock in the morning. I ask it what the wet with the traffic's like on the way to work, what the weather's like. I turn it on my radio station. Kgvr, the Grapevine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, do you have a Lexus?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, same thing. Weather songs. I use it for a lot of songs. Like, hey, play this because I got it cooked up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does it grab it? Where does it pull the songs from?

[Bobbo]

You can have it Amazon Prime. If you have Amazon prime, it'll have your own music selections on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it'll pull almost anything you can say. Just play Barry Manilow. It'll play Barry Manilow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's this new game? Friendly Advice, Bobo.

[Baba]

Well, we. We've got it. You know, I. We had a listener, okay, Kate Blakely out in Abilene that says. And I think she's some sort of therapist, but she detects a lot of hostility at times on the show. And she said a good way to get that out is to pick somebody randomly. Now, there are five of us, all right? You and jd, me and Turley and Pre K. We, you know, we Roll the dice. We draw straws. I actually purchased this. I hope you don't mind an electronic prize wheel that'll point to one of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

And whenever, you know, we get that person and that person's it. And we all come up with a five word sentence of friendly advice for this person. Who's it?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is gonna be so mean and so ugly. And I know this would be first.

[John Clay Wolf]

First thing I thought so it's like a roasting deal.

[Baba]

Yeah. First thing I thought is there's no way that this advice is going to be friendly advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we let the listeners in on it?

[Baba]

Yeah. And I questioned her about the five word thing and she said that keeps it from becoming a tirade and a piling on, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, real quick. So you spin the wheel. Whoever it lands on, then what?

[Baba]

Well, then they're it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

And the rest of us, everybody burns their balls. Yeah. The other four of us get to offer them a five word bit of advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. I want to do it right now.

[Baba]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You got. You got the prize wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn.

[Baba]

I've got my.

[Bobbo]

Let me spin it.

[Baba]

Isn't it pretty? It's a beautiful wheel. Pre K, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie.

[Baba]

J.B. ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knew it. Knew it.

[Baba]

You've been squirming since we looked it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was no question in my mind. Who is this gonna land on?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Baba, you start so that I understand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Bob will go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Head start.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't like you anyway, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So JD's the it and we all bust his balls.

[Bobbo]

But you only can use five words.

[Baba]

Five? You limit it to five words. It's almost like haiku.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

It may not be as difficult as you think.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm sure it'll be nice and easy for you guys.

[Baba]

Go ahead, be jd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just be ugly as you can.

[Baba]

God, you need more new color.

[J.D. Ryan]

What the hell does that mean?

[Baba]

Because you color your hair, man. I think you're beginning to fade a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, all right. That was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. Turley, you got a ball Bus for jd.

[Bobbo]

You change diets like underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Baba]

That is true.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is absolutely. Does he really?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, daily. Dude, I'm trying to lose weight.

[Bobbo]

What's the new diet you're on now?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called Fast Blast. Hey, Bryan Cranston is plugging this, okay? And he's a good actor.

[Baba]

He invented Blue Speed.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but. No, he didn't. He's an actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drink when nobody's looking.

[Bobbo]

No, I would.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a thought.

[Baba]

No, Good use of a contraction, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Baba]

Nobody.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ, here we go.

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to bust JD's balls.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five words or less. Limit yourself, JD.

[Bobbo]

Lose some weight.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody was mean, jd, that's true.

[Baba]

But that's the only one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true.

[Caller/Listener]

The whole room.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't drink. I certainly don't color my hair. He's the only one. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now, now I think the meanest one. You need to retort. So go throw it back to dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I don't have anything to retort to him.

[Bobbo]

Come on, man, say something mean to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something mean. I don't have that. See, I don't have that bone. I just don't have a mean bone. I'm sorry, I don't.

[Baba]

That's a good thing. You're it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's why I knew it would be me.

[Bobbo]

All right, I feel bad now, so somebody's got to say something mean to me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are a. You're a. You're terrible. Terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's two words.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rendition of a white black guy. You're not real. You're fake. And that you think you're black and you're not. And you're going to get your ass kicked by real black guys.

[Baba]

24 words. Yeah, 24 words.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that was a lot of words.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not really black, man. Five words.

[Bobbo]

Wait, I'm not black.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because once you go. April and Pecos. Good morning. What? How can you live in. How can you live in the middle of West Texas, have a two wheel drive truck?

[Caller/Listener]

Got screwed out of the deal, thought it was a four wheel drive because it said Z71.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that's happened to me as a dealer. I bought Z71 trucks thinking they were. I mean, how can it be a Z71 if it's not four wheel drive? Well, that's funny you say that. You bought it as a retail customer. When did you realize? And I know it's easy to say that you're stupid and we can make a lot of fun of you, but I've done it too. So I. I feel your pain, honey. Okay. How long? How. How long? How long?

[Caller/Listener]

Actually 10 miles down the road after purchasing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I bought it out here in full Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you just turn around and say, hey, we made a mistake?

[Caller/Listener]

They said, no problem, bought it and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then went return the next day or two days later? And no, they said they couldn't do anything for me. How long did you buy?

[Caller/Listener]

I've had it since March of this year. But yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went back to the dealership two.

[Caller/Listener]

Days later and they tell me they couldn't help me. They didn't know that it wasn't four wheel drive. They said, oh yeah, Z71. I said, okay, could you show me where the four wheel drive is? And even the salesman had no clue. He told me a two wheel drive. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much hell did you raise? Because I know some, I don't want to drop any names, but did that make it all the way up to the top? Your, your complaint?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it went from car salesman to the sales manager and then even sales manager said they couldn't help me. They said, oh, keep it for six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Months and come back to see us.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call me, call me, call me. Go to Give me the VIN.com, click Contact Me. I want to talk to y' all fair about this. I think I can help you. That's not right. And I know those, the people that own that place. And if that, if that's true. Cuz everybody has a different version of the story and the events get skewed. But ah, I'll talk to y' all fair about it. Okay. Scott, Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello, John, it's Scott.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Scott. This is John. Scott, Scott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, John.

[Caller/Listener]

Last time I called in it was about Jehovah Witnesses. I promise I won't mention that again because Satan came on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

But as far as JD Goes, I got the perfect five letters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. Everybody doesn't get to do this.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, go ahead, get me off this cross.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get me off this what cross?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's Satan. Satan's back. Oh, that's a good one.

[Baba]

Of course he would never say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Satan, you and I have been around and around, buddy.

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed you, old buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it's good to have you back. I'm not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Satan, Bob's having a problem with Michael McDonald. That's not the only problem Bob's having.

[Caller/Listener]

Confidentially.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but it just wasn't confidential.

[Baba]

Well, Michael.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I think it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's the nicest way to.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can put this as the Prince of Darkness.

[Baba]

Michael's really not my kind of guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I heard Bobo tell his publicist to tell him to go go to hell. He's like, you tell Michael McDonald go to hell. What? And I thought about you. I was like, well you could just like bring him there.

[Caller/Listener]

There they go.

[Baba]

I'm trying to run a business here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right they're just giving away your stuff.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they say, oh, go to hell.

[Baba]

Like that's all that bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You know, listen, we've got a furlough program. We have since Reagan died.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[Baba]

I mean, we need, you know, a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little help with politics and heads of state who know what they're doing in the world.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you don't.

[Baba]

You don't think they just send you.

[Caller/Listener]

To heaven and you sing all the time, do you? Oh, the apostle Paul came up with that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a genius.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, line six. What? What's your deal?

[Caller/Listener]

I got one for J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You went to a beach again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Again?

[Caller/Listener]

J.D. i love you, J.D. i've been listening to you a long time, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you think that he and Russ Martin should make up.

[Caller/Listener]

Who'S gonna blow who?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen?

[John Clay Wolf]

You dumped it. I wish he. Turley dumped it. I wish you would.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can't say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can't say.

[Baba]

Just another reason to join us for the podcast after the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Certainly can't. You can't say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to the podcast, you'll get what we have to dump out. It's on the podcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, I sent Russ in a men's email about a year ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he reply?

[Baba]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Well, you tried.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[Baba]

That's only because he can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was cuz Satan. Satan suggested that.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did suggest I do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I followed his advice again in my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you publish that men's email on our Facebook page?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very private. Very private.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would he do that? Very private. Well, if he didn't respond, then let's. Let's put pressure on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's take out Billboard. That'll get us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger woods is kicking that ass. I see you, baby. Shaking that ass at.

[Bobbo]

Tiger woods is on the pr, man. In fact, he is right now tied for first place in the Open.

[Baba]

Get out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

In.

[Bobbo]

In Scotland and Carusi Scotland. Six under. He is six under for the day. This is a. This is huge, cuz. Does that mean he's back?

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How much golf is left?

[Bobbo]

Well, this is Saturday, so they call that moving day. So there's another round tomorrow. He's four. He's through 14 holes. I gotta imagine if you're watching on NBC right now and listening to the show at the same time, of course, they're going crazy out there now. Spiff Jordan Spiff, the defending champion, he's also making a charge too he's six under. He's three under for the day. The leaders going into the day have not teed off Zach Johnson and Kevin Kynsley Kaisener so that it could be probably about a two stroke lead over Tiger. But just to have him at the top of the leaderboard is huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

What religion is Kaiser?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. He's American. He's an American. So Americans are dominating.

[J.D. Ryan]

What Tiger needs is a good chick in his head right now.

[Bobbo]

He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD okay, so one more time. So the leaders. I thought so. Where's Tigers?

[Bobbo]

He's six under.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's six under.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, he's. Yes. Tied for six under. There's three guys tied to 600 right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a white guy, a black guy and a Jew. And they're all teeing off in Scotland, walking into a bar in. In. In Ireland. Yeah, it's a perfect setup for a good joke.

[Bobbo]

But the Americans are dominating. The top seven are Americans. There's one guy from England. That's it. Tommy Fleetwood.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. For those of y' all who are new to tuning in. Good morning. We do buy cars on this program. The name of the company that sponsors this program is. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN. VIN, like the VIN number dot com. And you can call in 800, 800 radio year, make, model, miles, and we'll buy your car. Speaking of Turley Prowl, you mentioned Tiger on the Prowl. Yeah, I heard you talking to somebody about Prowler a moment ago. Did we buy one?

[Bobbo]

Yes, we've got actually two. Hopefully both make them in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they?

[Bobbo]

O2 with like 16, 000 miles. One's a black with a ghost painting of Prowler on the side. It's really cool looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not rainbow doors. No, Lambo doors.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And then a red one that we got hopefully coming this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Bobbo]

I heard one of the 30 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

30, 000 miles those guys was talking about trying to get it in Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does the black one with the. With the aftermarket, is that the short mile one?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're two different people. Just two. Prowler show. It's funny how they come. They come in twos, threes and fours with. We have weird cars, like. But Vipers, we had it. That was Manny's Viper. You know Vipers, real sexy cars. We love them. Diesel trucks. I'm going long in diesel trucks right now. Good diesel trucks. I am paying up for. I think that the market's fixing to go up on them, so I'm buying them as hard as I can right now. While I think they're undervalued a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

And for people that have maybe never heard this show because it's expanding every week, you really do buy the vehicle sight unseen. You gear, you tell us the make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Model, miles on the air. Or you just go to give me the VIN and just put in your place, put in your plate number or your VIN number, and it'll boom in the system, will bid it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the. The people will call you right back and validate the deal, and we'll come pick it up. Yeah. It we buy, we'll buy, you know, 2,000 cars this month. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. I'll send you a check for $100. It is signed by me. You absolutely have my word.

[J.D. Ryan]

CarMax deal. Just take a picture of it and send it to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. And if I don't beat it, I to send you a check for a hundred dollars. It's just that. It's just the whole deal is based on trust and honor, as stupid as that says with used cars. I know, but. But it's true. Go read our reviews.

[Baba]

Look it up online.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com.Give me the VIN.com. we've changed in the car business. I've been doing this for 25 years. I've been in the radio deal for 13 years. And this is nothing new to me. But what is new is the way that we've packaged it up and will show up at your house like Domino's Pizza. It's CarMax meets Domino's Pizza. And it's all online. You can do it from your underwear. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy Carson Radio. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Cole, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you doing? Good. Where you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

Lake Elsinore, California, just north of San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to ride an Elsinore CR Honda 2 stroker. Do you know what that is?

[Caller/Listener]

I love it. Love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what have you got? And what station are you listening to us on out there?

[Caller/Listener]

It's 33 Temecula. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We just started in San Diego, too. I need an air check from San Diego. Someone from San Diego. Call in 800-800-723-4, on KIOZ 1053. And tell me if we're on out there. San Diego, please call in 800800 radio. 800-800-7234. I want to make sure that's working right. Okay, you've got oh five Cadillac CTS V. Yes. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's silver with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver with black. It's your. How many miles? 97,000 average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 197 in the miles. I think it's $6,000 rig.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

6,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it looking for?

[Caller/Listener]

At least 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not with those miles in that body style. Yeah, we're missing each other pretty bad.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can still be friends though. I like we got the motorcycle connection man. It's all good. We'll catch me on the flip. And if you have a diesel truck you'd like to sell. I buy the hell out of CTSVs. If you have a CTSV wagon. I've actually been buying those out of auto trader like from people retail. CTSV wagon. You'd really be surprised what we can pay for them all CTSVs. This was just an old one that had high miles. So it's a different animal. We'll be right back. I'm in my 20s. I shouldn't be making any permanent decisions, okay? Being your 20s is like having a virus. You can't do anything. You just have to wait until you're better. From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. And the whole time you're waiting, everybody's like these are the best years of your life. These are the best years of your whole life. And I'm like I just used a fast food napkin as toilet paper. Call John toll free 1-800-800-radio now. John Clay Wolf, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Friendly verse prowlers, diesels, Corvettes, Wranglers, all the good stuff and normal stuff. Hondas are selling high like Accords and Civics. Been doing real well with those. We sold about 500 cars this week and everything's kind of a little bit higher than I would expect it to be this time of year.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are key is doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of high key is are they're so. They're. They're. They're hot like firecrackers.

[J.D. Ryan]

There is growing concern, according to this news story from NBC news about apparently they've had a lot of fires on the Kias. The department of transportation says it has reports of hundreds of fires involving various Kia models. Some of those herring incidents have been caught on camera. However, as so far, Kia has said. Yeah, whatever. They have not done a recall. So basically, they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're shot down in flames by acdc. Perfect.

[Baba]

What kind of fire?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got a funny story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Engine fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those Kias. Nobody cares about Kias. Who cares about Kias? I mean, I'll buy them.

[Baba]

I mean, buy them.

[J.D. Ryan]

If they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta get a preacher and a backhoe to get out of the loan on them. I mean, everybody's flipped on.

[Baba]

What are you thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've been watching the Sopranos. I've never watched the Sopranos. Oh, on Amazon for three weeks now. I'm at the end of season four now.

[Baba]

I envy you, man. And, yeah, the first time you see the Sopranos, it just really grabs you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So every day I watch a couple of episodes. You know, when I wake up early, I watch before I go to work. When I go to bed, I'm watching. It's almost so bad. Like, I've thought about leaving work, going home and watching it in the middle of the day. I have not done that yet. But anyway, so my grandmother, Wolf, she plays a Hammond organ, a B3 antique, bad son of a bitch, cool organ. She passed away seven years ago. She left me this organ. I put it in the bus barn at her house, and we're gonna bring it to the studio. And Bobbo, he's piano player, and we're gonna incorporate into the show and have it right here. I called my assistant. I'm saying, hey, go get that organ, because we're fixing to move out of that house in a few months. And I said, go pick that organ up and send it to an organ guy and get it slicked up and ready because it's a lot of moving parts, a lot of maintenance on those things.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Leslie cabinet. And we do. He goes, right something right out and picks it up. But this is months ago. Like nine months ago April. And I'm. No, it's before that. Was it? Oh, yeah. No, it was last fall.

[Baba]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, hey, tell him to figure out what's wrong with it. You know, calling it as a quote. She said, well, he's going to soak it in oil for a long time to get it to even. Where he can figure out what. What it needs to get a tuna. Right.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we. Time passes, I forget about it. And then, like a couple. Like a week ago, I'm like, where's the organ? And. And the other gal I had to cut her loose because she did some. Made some bad decisions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And my new lady. That helps. I said, find this organ. I don't know where it is. I don't know who's got it. We. She said, okay. She got a hold of him, got the invoice. It's fifteen hundred dollars. Like, who. Who approved that? Nobody approved it, but they did it, and he wants to get paid.

[Bobbo]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

No problem. I think it's a little. I didn't. I was like. Like, ouch. I would have at least liked to said, hey, this is what we need, right? You know, spend 1500 on this organ. I read his whole detail. Everything looked like he did a lot of work on it. Everything's great. They tell him to bring it on over, set it up, get it playing, and we'll pay him. And let me look around the room, right? You don't see it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So we're not getting the thing. And he's like. He wants his money now. I'm like, well, he went out to my house and picked it up. He's not bringing here. I. I hate it when I go back, pick up something that's not ready.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm gonna get it back here and put it together, and it's not gonna work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, of course. So he won't bring it here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story short, let me speed up. I'm talking to this guy, actually. I'm riding with Ronnie in the car, and he finally calls her back. The organ guy out of. Out of Arlington. I might say his name on a different show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You don't have the organ.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have. But. But I. So I call him. He calls her in, and I said, hey, this is John. I'm right next to Ronnie. What's up? Where. When are you bringing it? I was being so nice, and he just kept on talking, kept on. But he kept needling me, like, you know, I've had this thing since May. I sent you an invoice in May, and he's charging me storage. 150 storage. 150amonth storage. I'm like, you know, I. I disagree with that. I didn't even approve this invoice. But that's fine. I kept saying, that's fine, that's fine. Just bring it on over. No, you need to come check it out here. I'm like, just bring it over and I'll pay you. Nope, not doing that. You're gonna come to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Repair Person does that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long story short, I keep like, man, you know what? If there's a. If you're worried about the time frame on this has been too long, and maybe there's some bad feelings. I'm telling you, there's no bad feelings. I'm very excited about what you did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny's talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you to bring it over and I'll pay. I'll even, like, send some and go get cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, I was really trying, really nice. And then he just kept prodding me, kept prodding me, and I freaked out, but.

[Baba]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bad Johnny came out, but I freaked out so bad that I realized that I've been watching the Sopranos too much.

[Baba]

You pulled a Paulie on the guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I pulled a Tony on the guy. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you free?

[John Clay Wolf]

I freaked out and I was. Was like, heading over there to go to. To. I mean, I. I was. I. I was so mad. I lost. It was weird.

[Bobbo]

And I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I normally don't get that mad, so I think it was. I've been watching the Sopranos too much, and. And I see how they deal with situations like this, so I was just going to go deal with it. That Tony's way.

[Baba]

Yeah, you were like. Like a Richie April.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. So I. Then I was like, okay, stop. And Ronnie's like, you need to calm down. Need to calm down. You need to come down. Like, you're right, you're right. So I say, here's what you need to do, Ronnie. Y' all get it handled. You and Bobbo go over there, y' all get this thing picked up, paid for, get it installed, whatever. Odds are, when you get over there, he's probably going to charge you more than what he charged, what the invoice said, because he's going to want. Because of the way I talked to him, blood money. Because I pretty much threatened to kill him.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'll it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I said, just do whatever you need to do and just get it handled and don't tell me about it. And Baba, what happened yesterday?

[Baba]

He wasn't there.

[John Clay Wolf]

He stood you up?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. All right. I'm gonna get my grandmother's organ.

[Baba]

Yeah. At. This mutt makes an appointment, we show up and he's not even there. At his own store called Sylvia.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joey, Joey, Joey, Joey. So you're gonna. Okay, we'll be back in just a second. I'll talk to Joey off air about how we're gonna handle it. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column. Toll free, 1-800-800-Radio. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. I have another JD roast here. Oh, great.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't wait. I wish it was then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Domingo in Los Angeles. Good morning, Domingo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he even know me?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how y' all doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, listen, I got a good plan for J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Jenny Craig died.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenny Crank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jenny Crank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good old Jenny Crank. Yeah. Jenny Crank. Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

It comes with the skits box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Skits box. It's a skit steer. It's a skit steer. Bobcat.

[Baba]

It's only three words.

[John Clay Wolf]

It just. It goes along with.

[J.D. Ryan]

No clue what that meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

The new hockey team in Oklahoma City, the Oklahoma Tweakers, they skate on Jenny Crank. It's sponsored by Jenny Crank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Versus Jenny Craig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma Tweakers, brought to you by Jenny Crank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got it. Now I follow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. 800. 800. And if I get killed by a crystal meth tweaker, then I miss. Out of luck. What was that from? The Hangover?

[Baba]

The original Hangover one, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your assistant is so funny, Ronnie. She said the organ story is true. Exclamation point to my phone. Oh, man. You really went off on this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy just kept. Dude, I didn't go off on him until he just pushed me past the.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what you see, what happened is you were too nice for too long, and the rubber band snapped back when you're too. I've done that before. You're just. You're overly nice, and you finally. The guy just keeps on and keeps on, and you just want to reach through the phone and, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was thinking what. What you said, Ronnie.

[Baba]

Ronnie told me that he was saying things like, well, what do you know about organs? Do you know anything about organs? I didn't think you knew anything about organs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jamming me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's a jam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she say I got mad?

[Baba]

She did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I say? I don't even remember what I said. I got so mad.

[Baba]

I can't. Like, how about if I come over there and whip your ass? But you didn't say it like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about your ass? Yeah, I was pretty mad. You know what? It was, too. I just started. I just thought about this during the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So my grandmother left me her Hammond B3 organ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she left my brother. Well, actually, my dad did the splits. Go figure. She left my brother her Steinway grand piano. She didn't. My dad. Of course, the Steinway's worth a bunch more money, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's where it's coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No, no, no. It gets Worse.

[Baba]

But the sentimental gets worse. This is still the biggest organ you had live.

[John Clay Wolf]

Short of JD's heart. So my brother gets the Steinway. That's worth a lot of money.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm at a party the other night over by my house, okay. And I'm looking at this piano in this fine mansion over in Westover Hills, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

The piano or just a piano?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, man, this looks just like the one my grandmother used to have. He said, yeah, I bought it from your brother.

[Baba]

So he sold.

[J.D. Ryan]

His pitch was low and inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that torqued me. Yeah, yeah. And then this other guy's holding my. My. I loved my grandmother, of course. And then this other jerk has this organ that I'm trying to pay him for the repair on that he overcharged me for sure.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And charging me storage for. I'm trying, I'm trying. I already made a deal with the other guy. I'm buying. I bought the Steinway back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, good for you. That ain't going down like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good for you. Good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's almost like this guy. And then it ties back to this land thing where my dad sold the land out from under me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

For this other deal. And then it all comes around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I know.

[Bobbo]

All you do is you want your father in Oregon back.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all I want.

[Baba]

You know what you got to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already got the piano. It's. It's on hold over there at the guy's house. I explained to him the background. He said. He said, you can buy it for what I bought this organ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guy does not understand you have minions that will do your bidding for you.

[Baba]

He does not understand you ain't kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the minute you turn them loose, he will be very, very sorry.

[Baba]

Now I know why you called me this. Why? There's only one reason you called Tommy Cowbone on a Saturday morning. It's something like this. This, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Baba]

This mutt got your organ, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to talk, Tommy. Let's be. Let's just do this off air, because I just want it back. I want to pay the guy when it be done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very good.

[Baba]

That's okay, because I got a good plan in place.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I don't even want to plan. I just want to pay the guy. I just want to be done.

[Baba]

You just let me know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I just. I just got an email from someone. Okay. No joke. I'm not making this up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have your password. It's blah, blah, blah. And that's right. Okay. You logged into a pornographic website and I keystroked it and I turned on your deal and I've got video of you on this pornographic website. And I got all of your contacts from your phone and off your computer and I'm going to send this video of you to everybody you know if you don't send me a thousand dollars via paypal right now just a minute ago, I swear to God.

[Baba]

That's that same guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, what he doesn't know is we can trace who he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think that it's the organ guy messing with me still?

[Baba]

Yeah, that's what they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be a fatal mistake on his part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim and Burleson. A 15 diesel Lone Star 4 wheel drive crew cab with 93, 000 miles. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Is it. Does it have power seats? Is it a st or so? What's a Lone Star package? You already said that. Sorry. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. Average. Long bed or short?

[Caller/Listener]

Short cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

915. Just 100, 000 miles. It's mid-20s. Is the money on it? Does that buy it? All right, go to givemetheven.com load it up. I want to buy it. I'm buying diesel trucks. I want diesel trucks. Mark. California. What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Wasco. Where Wasco? Reese. Lost Hills.

[John Clay Wolf]

I never heard of it.

[Caller/Listener]

I heard you had somebody on there from Lost Hills West.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. Which station are you on? We're on three stations out there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do this. Mark, I'm running out of time. Go to givemetheven.com youm got a 16 GMC canyon with 16,000 miles four wheel drive. I do want to buy it and I will buy. Speaking of, here's the truth. A minute ago I underbid a car because I was thinking about something else. And the guy with the Cadillac CTSV, okay, and he said 12 grand, I said six. And I looked it up, what my computer system would have bid it at if he went to get. Give me the vin.com, okay. It would have given him 10,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So don't think you're gonna get more money out of me on the air because the computer system really, we've written this thing beautifully. It is right on the money. I just missed the car because I was thinking about that stupid email I got from this other guy. I was like, that can't be true, can it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it cannot be true.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if the guy, hey, man, it worked for Kim Kardashian. The only difference is I'D be with myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can trace who this guy is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it already says in the. In the email. If you think about law enforcement, you know, I. I'll show it to you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the. Damn. I need to post this.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna post this email on our show Facebook page. I want you guys to see how crazy the world has become.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because whoever you are, sir, we have no way of finding who you are making your life a living hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723-48800. Right. Rush Limbaugh. You son of a. Get on the air with me.

[Bobbo]

Let me pull him up on the ISD in line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida.

[Bobbo]

You there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush.

[Baba]

Four ollers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush.

[Baba]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning to you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunny Palm Beach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, it's almost noon where you are, but it's okay to say good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Baba]

Six of one and four and a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Half of the other. It's almost noon.

[Baba]

Goes that way. Gentlemen, I'll tell you, your old pal Uncle Rush Ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Is facing the day with a delicious glass of Stolich Naya martinis. Do you ever not meat. Except that it's chock full of delicious olives.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

I love olives. You gotta eat breakfast and I'll explain the vodka in a moment. Breakfast. The left wing enemy of the state. Piss and run drive by media meanwhile somehow think they've got a monopoly on righteous holy truth. Since our esteemed leader, Donald J. Trump said kind of offhandedly and right. Right in front of Vladimir Putin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

It's a funny name.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[Baba]

Putin said something like, I don't see any reason why it would be Russia who tried to hack into our election.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Baba]

Like he's suddenly the falcon and the snowman and Lee Harvey Oswald and both of the Rosenbergs all wrapped into one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Let me say this for you folks. You're forgetting the art of the deal. Look back six or eight weeks ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And what was the big story then? The terrorists? The tariffs. In the interest of American trade, President Trump has imposed tariffs on all kinds of imported goods like steel and electronics and imitation diamond license plate covers and other. But look, heads of state around the world have sworn that they're going to slap their own tariffs on all kinds of American items.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Baba]

From bourbon to tobacco and Trojan condoms.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we make all this stuff here.

[Baba]

I'm happy to say that while we may as a consequence pay exorbitant consumer prices on many of those items from other countries, thanks to the vision, the inimitable foresight and diplomatic expertise. The seemingly shameless ass kisserie of our commander in chief. You'll still get the incredibly reasonable as yet unchanged, undeniably affordable per bottle price. Here we go on delicious Stolichnaya vodka.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Of course.

[Baba]

And when you mix it with a couple of Percocets, you'll know where that $7 went. Tonya heard it here first on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Baba]

Our on from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to lose a few stations right now. Stream continues Streaming continues. Go to John Clay wolf.com click stream. There's a stream button right at the top. Or the podcast goes up at one o'. Clock. We have hour number four right on deck. I'm going to lose two stations in just a moment. Remember, giveme the vin.com we are buying cars left and right. The market is literally little bit better than I expected to be this summer. Especially on diesel trucks and sports cars. So go to givemetheven.com and Wranglers too. I would. I'm. I'm buying. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I will send you a check for $100. Send me a picture of your Carmax offer. If I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for $100. It's that simple. See you next Saturday. Some of you and the rest of you hang tight.

[Bobbo]

See you. Bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our director is eco friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's mostly running on alcohol. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. According to a new study, men who drink four to seven servings of alcohol per week are more fertile than men who do not drink. Hit him up now. 800.

[Bobbo]

800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're calling this study Irish people now. John Clay Wolf. That's a good one. It's a great one.

[Baba]

You know of all the one line punchline guys, I think Seth Meyers got the best riders in tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pretty good.

[Baba]

I really dig.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy. Jimmy Fallon's not so bad. But Kimmel, he really leans the. He's great but he leans the.

[J.D. Ryan]

The politics so hard and he used not to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't you think he'd be more centered with his contract?

[Baba]

Not as much as Colbert. Colbert, but that's his gig.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Colbert gig.

[Baba]

It always has been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kimmel is. That's not his gig. That's not his place to be our political correspondent.

[J.D. Ryan]

Used not to be. By the way, your little email threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the guy threatening. He wants a thousand dollars, right? He's got A video of me looking at porno.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently this. Someone from our Facebook page has responded. I'm listening to your show right now. I work in IT Security. This is a fairly recent copy and paste scam. Don't worry about it and ignore this guy. This guy's name is Brian. N, G, U, Y, N. So he's Asian? He's Asian.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Then he's got to be, right? If it's an Asian dude, I'm trust. I'm going with that. However, the password that the fella told me, that was my password.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's probably how they sell the deal. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was correct.

[J.D. Ryan]

They figured it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was correct.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had my password. He had it. I blocked it out when I posted because I didn't want everybody.

[Baba]

You don't have any inside people that, like, might have an ax to grind or anything, do you?

[J.D. Ryan]

The way this thing is written, just the organ guy. Now, the way this is written, it's written like a typical scam. We are gonna do this. We will do that. If you don't do that. If you thought about the police, you can stop right now. I've covered my tracks. This is typical junk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's from India?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna guess from another country. Yes. Most of these scams are. When I got my. The IRS called me recently. They said, by the way, about your tax filing this year. I went, I haven't filed them this year. They went, that's a problem then. And then because somebody has filed my taxes under my name and my social.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has somebody really done that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they really have.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was the call real?

[J.D. Ryan]

The car? The call was real. From the irs.

[John Clay Wolf]

No joke. So tell me how that worked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Basically they said, what we've done is we've identified this particular thing that's happening, and you apparently have been a victim of it. And the IRS picked it up before I ever knew about it.

[Caller/Listener]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did they send him a check? Is that what. Is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that what they're fishing for, not send them a check?

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what the people.

[J.D. Ryan]

The scam, Basically, they wanted the IRS to send them my return to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bank account in Nigeria.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Wherever it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I said. And I asked him, I said, well, who's doing this? They said, well, we can't tell you. Steal from me. Why can't you tell me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they. They just won't. But so the fact is, do they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask you to take any action?

[J.D. Ryan]

They basically. Yes. They said, basically, what's going to happen is when you do file your Tax return. It's going to take another six weeks before you can possibly get any information because we got to make sure it's you. So that's it. But that's going around this year and it was a real IRS deal. Crazy. I've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever, back when you were a big radio star.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have any freaky stalker stuff? We had a few.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean we carried guns. Everybody was packing. I mean it was no big but. But everybody knew we were packing. And so nobody ever tried anything crazy. Nobody ever showed up in the studio. First of all, the Dallas police used to hang around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody call you on your cell phone with threats or anything weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

Not me, but they did the. My co host. Oh yeah, they did. They did him. He was actually threatened and there were some things sent to the station. Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but didn't he get beat up the other day?

[J.D. Ryan]

He actually did. They. There was a home invasion. That's real. They actually kicked his door in and tied him up to a chair and stole a bunch of stuff and they caught those guys and those guys are now going to jail and that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were they fans of the show?

[J.D. Ryan]

They had to be listeners obviously, because they knew it's not funny. Well, you know, because he gets on the radio and he talks about all the stuff he has and he talks about his schedule and he knows what time they get off the air, what time he gets home, the fact he lives alone, he talks about all those things. And so they went A plus B equals 7:30. See you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they tied him up and stole all his.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they whip him or just tie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know that the fact. But they definitely taped him to a chair and they stole all this stuff. But they found those guys somehow and they ended up going to prison.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a bank robbery in Fort Worth, Texas three days ago. Did you know about this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine o' clock in the morning, right up the street. Right up the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two guys walk into this bank and shoot three women in the bank. And then the cops came around to all the business like, hey, these guys are out running around. And I. What I heard is that they. It was gang initiation.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. But I do know that in the area we were at, we had to lock down office just to make sure. Yeah, it wasn't close to us, but you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a mile.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's close enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But yeah, I heard it's a gang initiation, that they weren't even trying to steal money. I know. I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three women, all employees, shot in attempted bank robbery in Fort Worth. There it is. Is right there. The three women were injured during an attempted bank robbery. Let me well see what else it says. If it says anything. Oh, the FBI.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they went. They went right behind us down here in Como and went about halfway in and arrested three guys. Let one of them go, but one of them. I mean, two of them go, but they've got one of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Choppers were everywhere. My house is weird. They called the Fort Worth police called. They had auto dial. Really all. I don't know how they got in my cell phone, but they, they said, hey, you live close to this. Lock your doors. Here's what just happened.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like almost like a school autoresponder. Almost.

[J.D. Ryan]

How would they do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

To residents.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they said, if you don't send us a thousand dollars, I'm gonna push this video out of you. Watch porno. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Hollywood reporters. Top three all time greatest movie villains. Yes.

[Bobbo]

This is online and I think Baba was showing me this. And I think this is a bogus list, but we'll go in through it. So what do you think? All right, number, number. Let's go. Number three. This is where the bogus starts on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back it up and say what we're we're doing again.

[Bobbo]

So the top villains in movie history.

[J.D. Ryan]

Top villains in movie history.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, just the top Joker.

[Bobbo]

All right. That's a good one, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Has to be the Joker.

[Bobbo]

This is what they think Three of all time. All time. This is what they think number three is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And your little dog too.

[Bobbo]

You know what that is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, of course. The witch from the wizard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

But she's not a villain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she's a villain, but she's not scary.

[Baba]

Dude, she had flying monkeys and everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got a point. That's a villain. That.

[Baba]

That was terrifying. As a child. I remember seeing that on tv. TV as a toddler.

[Caller/Listener]

And it was terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Monkeys will do you.

[Bobbo]

Number two. That's. This is a villain.

[John Clay Wolf]

A census taker once tried to test me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

[Bobbo]

That's a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a great one.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was great. Is he still alive? Of course he's great. Anthony Hopkins, Silence of the Lambs.

[Bobbo]

And the top one of all time, Joker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Nicholson.

[Bobbo]

Nope, it's Obi Wan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never told you what happened?

[Bobbo]

Man, Darth Vader.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were really low on material today.

[Bobbo]

I said it was a bogus list. And I thought, you know, I'm sure we can come up with better ones than that Joker, which you said is a better one.

[Baba]

Really good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Baba]

And both incarnations in the movies. Jack Nicholson, Heath Ledger, both really stole those movies, man. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Norman Bates, you got that. That nurse from 1.

[Baba]

Krueger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Freddy Krueger.

[Baba]

Nurse Ratchet. Yeah, that's great. Jack Nicholson in the Shining was always very impacted. You know what? I thought, this is off the beaten path, but what's the actress's name? Glenn Close. Fatal Attraction. Well, that was scary.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ has something to offer.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. What about a show? Enough. From Barry Gordi's the Last Dragon.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Pooty Tang?

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Myers.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a gay guy at Starbucks. And he. On his. On his name tag, it says Anthony Zimbri or something. He's got blue eyes, black guy with dreadlocks, and he is just gay as all get out. And I'm like, your name isn't really Anthony, so you're not Italian. He's like, I know. Like. So you just made up a name to put on your shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were so right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just like it. I was like, I got a name for you. He's like, what? I was like, pooty Tang.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I call him Pooty Tang. And he just loves. He thinks that's so cute. So, so fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here comes Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever see Pooty?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best movie.

[Baba]

Y' all want to hear some more of these? Because they're.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gay.

[Baba]

The top 25s listed. Number 25 is Agent Smith from the Matrix movies. You got Wiley Coyote. Scar from Lion King, Tony Montana, Scarface. Pacino.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Baba]

The shark from Jaws. Arnold Schwarzenegger, Terminator.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Alex Large, Clockwork Orange, Tommy DeVito. Good, fellas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forget about it.

[Baba]

Tommy. Michael Corleone, Godfather, Hal 9000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was thinking about that.

[Baba]

Oh, he was bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't do it.

[Baba]

He was bad. Lord Valdemort. Turley, you mentioned that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the guy from the organ store.

[Baba]

Alex Forest, number 14. She was the chick from Fatal Attraction.

[Bobbo]

She is on there.

[Baba]

Okay, we got some good one. Jack Torrance, the Shining, John's brother. Oh, here's a good one. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

John'S dad.

[Baba]

Baby Jane Hudson.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

Betty Davis.

[J.D. Ryan]

Betty Davis.

[Baba]

But you are in that chair, Blanche. You are in that chair. Do you ever see that gun? You wouldn't treat me like this if I wasn't in this chair. But you are in that chair.

[John Clay Wolf]

What movie?

[Baba]

Whatever Happened to Baby J.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I never saw it.

[Baba]

Oh, it's a classic. You gotta see it. Yeah. Hans Gruber from Die Hard, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mommy dearest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mommy just about to say mommy dearest.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, with the wire hangers.

[Baba]

Annie Wilkes, did you ever get beat with wire hangers?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were tortured as a child?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I got hit by.

[Baba]

Yeah, Miranda Stick wasn't around.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so. Hey, hey, hey. I had a situation. I want. I want to tell you if I handled it right. I don't want to tell you. I want to ask you if I handled it right. I know I handled it wrong. So my wife sat in town for a couple days. I had guys over, we had barbecue. We all sat in the pool. It was business, pleasure, A lot of auction people this and that and like car people drank a lot of beer. And so we have the cooler next to the pool. I think there was probably 30 beers. Okay. And. Exactly. And we're all sitting in there in the pool on the floaties, like the noodles sitting there talking, drinking beer for a couple hours. Drink one, crash it, throw it on the deck of the pool. So it was just. There was 30 beers littered around the pool. So when we left, we went to another place after left and nobody picked up their trash. So it was just everywhere. Right. It's your house. Yeah. And I knew that my wife was going to be back. So the next morning when I got up and I looked outside, I'm like, oh, my God. It looked like a high school party. Okay, it was bad. And I. I grabbed a big trash bag, but I was too lazy to go do it and I set it there for me to do it later. I was like, I need to clean this up before they get home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I came back home that night and Tabitha calls my 15 year old. She like, hey, my friends and I are coming over. We're go swimming. I'm like, great, cool, whatever. And. And then I thought, right. Right when I heard him walk in the door, I'm like, oh, no. Oh no. Oh no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so haven't done it yet. I said, what do I do? So I just got on their ass. I was like, listen, y' all need to get out there and you only pick up all those beer cans. You did not. I did, Sean. I did. I was like, trash bags out there. All these crazy people. I have these friends over, they drink too much and they made a mess. And y' all need to clean it up right now. Hurry up. I didn't know what to do. So you yelled at them. Yeah. So they were out there picking them all up. And I look up and one of them took a swig out of a used crushed beer. I was like, y' all are nasty. Nasty. But what do you do? You don't do that, J.D.

[Bobbo]

That'S why you have kids, to have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Them clean up after your. After your debauchery.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, but I just didn't know what to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just say, hey, we had a party. Would you guys mind cleaning. Cleaning up before you start doing your party?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I did it kind of funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. As long as it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

But really what you're doing is paving the way for them to have a party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

Or, or are you saying, look, if you have a party, guess what? You're gonna have to clean it up. And it's not fun cleaning up the mess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a big party in high school. I mean like weird science party in my dad's house when they were out of town. And we cleaned and we cleaned and we cleaned and it was perfect. And it was a mess that the next day.

[Baba]

Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we. I had it so perfect where nobody would know. And there was one cigarette butt in a flower pot.

[J.D. Ryan]

And your dad got that, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the story. Yeah, one.

[J.D. Ryan]

One cigarette.

[John Clay Wolf]

One cigarette butt and blood. No, no blood. But yeah.

[Baba]

Boys, Had a party over here, didn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, did you ever have a party at your parents house, Bob?

[Baba]

Well, not at my parents house, but I. I had a keg party. Busted once by my dad. Where was my best friend's dad? It was at his land, close to Amon Carter Lake. Yeah, we had. I bet there were 30 people there. And we were just 15 sheets of the wind, man, having a ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did it go when your dad showed up?

[Baba]

They showed up and I said, dad, I know I'm not supposed to do. We were like 17 years old. 16. 17. I know we're not supposed to do this, but listen, everything's safe. I've got everybody's keys in the tub and my toolbox is true. Everybody's perfectly safe. And we're going to be okay. And we're just having a party. And then my two friends Sean and Mark rode up on a four wheeler, ran into a rock, tipped the four wheeler, fell off. Mark had this giant bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. Never spilled a drop. He's older than higher. It's like laughing like idiots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect timing.

[Baba]

And my dad looked at his dad and his dad said, let's go and that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they just left.

[Baba]

They kicked everybody out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marty was over Perfect Time strip club DJ when he blew his knee out. He was delivering those Domino's Pizzas and he slipped. He saved the pizza, but he broke his hip. All right, we'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I bought Carson Radio. There's no greater friend of the nerd than the American dj. Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

We weren't all nerds ourselves. We'd be on television. I'm not a smart nerd. I'm just a weak nerd. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobbo]

When you're with me I'm smiling.

[Baba]

Give.

[John Clay Wolf]

Me whoa all your love. So how was Foreigner last night?

[Baba]

Awesome. Awesome. If. If you're in Dallas, even you. If. If you're anywhere near Dallas, if you're within 500 miles of Dallas, fly here and go tonight. Toyota Music Factory in Irving.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you were hanging out with the guy from Foreigner, but did you see David Coverdale in Whitesnake?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he still have it? I mean, he had it in the 80s.

[Baba]

They're still doing it. He's not as animated as he was.

[J.D. Ryan]

He would swing that microphone stand. Oh, man, it was great.

[Baba]

Right? But he was never terribly animated all the time. He's kind of from the Aussie school of English vocalists. You know, he broods a bit, you know. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was Tawny his girl or was that just a girl in the video?

[Baba]

Yeah, they were. They were married.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're married.

[Baba]

They're still getting along. Along pretty well today. She's on the tour with them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, she really. Are you making that up?

[Baba]

I mean, they have nine kids together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't she get arrested at one time for being crazy?

[Baba]

For being crazy beautiful?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she got arrested for something.

[Caller/Listener]

It was lovely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did all this blood on my sleeve come from?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a random thing I bet you didn't think you'd say when you woke up this morning.

[Baba]

You wearing your heart on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what happened is, when I beat that hose.

[Bobbo]

Oh, it whips you back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it whips me back. When that guy said if I don't send him a thousand dollars, he's going to show everybody. No, but on the block, on the auction block, when I'm. Every time I sell a car, I slam this big block black hose and it pops back. It pops back and it gets my arm right here and it's. It. So it's bloody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And I know what to get you for your birthday. You're gonna get one of those little bow and arrow things you put on your arm that protect your protector. Yeah. When is your birthday?

[John Clay Wolf]

August 28th. Give me if. If y' all are doing the office thing. If anybody is. I love the. The hall of the Wall of Shame shirts that we have going.

[Bobbo]

We've already got it taken care.

[John Clay Wolf]

No J. Simpson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else would be good ones? So, okay, for the listeners in the studio, we have these framed football jerseys. I've got O.J. simpson's college jersey, the Juice. And we all know what he did. He only thing harder than running, you know, thousand yards in one season was slashing two necks. And one night.

[J.D. Ryan]

One night.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a record. That's not funny, J.D. that's not funny. We have Johnny Manziel, Johnny Footballs.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cleveland Browns up there. Who else do I have?

[Baba]

I have a Ray Rice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ray Rice. And he had a problem with the women.

[Baba]

The elevator slugger.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got the elevator slugger. And who's the other one? I have. I forgot.

[Baba]

Poor dead Hernandez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Poor dead Aaron Hernandez. The only problem with that jersey is it's Patriots. I. I shouldn't be in my office, but that's fine.

[Bobbo]

So you're looking for a bad cowboy.

[Baba]

No, Terra lower.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who could be. I mean, there's so many.

[Baba]

I don't think there were bad.

[Bobbo]

Dwayne Goodrich ran over somebody.

[Baba]

Oh, that's right.

[Bobbo]

He was in jail for a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Teammate one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the big tackle a couple years ago that got drunk and hurt and killed a guy in that DWI crash. Remember that? And they kept him on the team.

[Baba]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot his name. He killed his teammate in like the.

[Bobbo]

Family was like, this is a long time ago. Eric Williams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I think he. Was he driving or was a passenger? I think he was a passenger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he was a passenger in that one.

[Baba]

Yeah. Ray Lewis, you know, killed his teammate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Josh found guilty.

[Bobbo]

Oh, you're talking about this more recently?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brent was charged with intoxicated manslaughter in Irving after a motor vehicle accident, which he, the driver, killed his teammate. Jerry Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

That guy wasn't on the team very long, though. I don't even think he's on the practice squad, so I don't think he can find.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they cut him for murder. Yeah.

[Baba]

Wasn't there a Cincinnati Bengal a few years ago that was just a straight cold villain. And I can't think of the name, but wasn't there. I know a lot of the Bengals.

[Bobbo]

We're trying to think of a cowboy. He wants a cowboy up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the dope dealer? Wasn't it Leon Lip?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, Nate Newton. That's a good one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good one. Yeah, Michael Irvin kind of ran the White House, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, but he wasn't.

[Bobbo]

He wasn't arrested for first. Okay, Nate, new pounds of marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nate Newton is a convicted felon.

[Baba]

Yeah, they caught him with, like, 50 pounds. Okay, that's too much grass. That is too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else is just a terrible example of professional sports in football that we could do the jerseys.

[Baba]

Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just know anybody.

[Baba]

John Rocker.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Baba]

John Rocker.

[Bobbo]

He didn't do anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the five worst Dallas Cowboy felons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I know who I'd love to have. The guy with the imaginary girlfriend from Notre Dame.

[Bobbo]

Oh, we talk about. What was his name? Teo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Teo Monte. Teo. He plays for someone now.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he's actually not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pretty good. Yeah, but the. Remember. Remember the memes where he was, like, acting like he was tackling people and said, there he is hugging his imaginary girlfriend? Yeah, I would like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the Cowboys, you have Sam Heard, drug conspiracy. You have Thomas Henderson, drug possession. Larry Bethea, theft. We have Dwayne Goodrich, vehicular manslaughter. And number one on the list, Raphael Septian, indecency.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not funny.

[Baba]

We don't put that on the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think any of these are particularly funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the rainmaker in the guns? Pac Man Jones.

[Baba]

Yeah, he made it rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Baba]

He was pretty notorious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he a cowboy? For a little bit, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What about New Orleans Saints? There's got to be some good ones down there. I mean, that's.

[Baba]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the world of debauchery.

[Baba]

You know what? There's a guy that played for the Saints for a long time that moved on a lot after that. Dante Stallworth. He actually killed a pedestrian with a car in Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's the guy that screwed Kim Kardashian and made her famous?

[Baba]

Oh, no, it was the Fonz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reggie Bush. But no, it wasn't. That wasn't who she made the video. That wasn't who she made the video with. No, they weren't, because that guy needs to be talked to. He brought us the Kardashians, which is really bad. Really, really, really bad. Do you know how much Kylie Jenner is Worth financially. Did you read that this week?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's on pace to be the youngest billionaire self made billionaire of all time. She's like 19 and she's 800 million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing.

[Baba]

Well, now, J.D. thou shalt. Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever. Have they ever done any.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she did that dude on the video.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I mean they've done nothing in the world to be that rich. Nothing.

[Baba]

Don't covet.

[John Clay Wolf]

She likes football.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's that coveting? That's being pissed off.

[Baba]

You want what they have.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just don't want them to have it.

[Baba]

Same thing. Same thing. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen so many G Wagons in my life.

[Baba]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Southern California. Oh, yeah, they made the G Wagon so famous it's ridiculous. You can't drive through Calabasas without bumping into G Wagon.

[Baba]

Kind of appropriate out there, isn't it though?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess. But they've done nothing. Did you see the picture of Bruce Jenner and his girlfriend?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's pretty good looking.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he looked nice. He didn't look as manly as normal. Not that I was attracted to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

In any way, shape or form, but how is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you read about. I did not read about. I just saw the picture. The ESPYs, Bruce Jenner sitting next to his hot blonde girlfriend. Now how does that work? I mean, it's just really him dressing up in drag. Then they go home and he takes his wig off, his clothes off, and he. Now he's a man if he takes his makeup off. Well, I mean, like Gene Simmons probably screws with his makeup on. So was he a woman too? No, no, no.

[Baba]

It doesn't make you female. It doesn't make him.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he still has his organs.

[Baba]

Yeah. It doesn't make him gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

For 1500.

[Baba]

He's just transgender.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not anything. He's just. It's a show. He's putting on a show to make money. He's not male or feed some show.

[Baba]

You have a right to say so, but it is not mine to say live and let live.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm living with.

[Bobbo]

He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course it is. Otherwise, would we be speaking of him today? Would he have any relevance in the world at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, just the same Kardashian stepdad.

[Baba]

Maybe he got as far as the 76 Olympics were going to take him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He knew that show was over and he knew the only way to stay relevant was to do something crazy, which he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris in Galveston. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

You Guys, you guys mentioned Ray Carruth?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

He's a Jaguar. Murdered his wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he convicted?

[Caller/Listener]

I believe so. I think it was. I think it was pretty much no news to everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's in jail.

[Caller/Listener]

Wasn't. I think they like found her and sunk or something or I. I can't remember. But I assume he's still in jail.

[Baba]

He was so conflicted he killed her.

[John Clay Wolf]

What position did he play?

[Bobbo]

Wide receiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Lose receiver.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, cool. Thanks. Ray Carruth. Murder's just. I mean, OJ's kind of OJ. I don't know. I don't want a bunch of wall of murders on the wall in here. I like the stupid crimes. I would like to have a tank top, an Olympic tank top of Bruce Jenner.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be good. Funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

That is funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the case frame the same thing. So when people are going through, like. What's that?

[Bobbo]

Well, you know, so you have to get his number. So there's. They wear bibs at these track. So you have to have his bib number that says Jenner. Okay, I think that's in there. Look it up real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That we need that. Yeah. Any guy who can pull that deal off, he's a friend of mine. Yeah, 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

9:35 would be the number nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was his track number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the javelin hold.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, There he is. 9:35. Holding the beat. Holding his hands up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, pass me that baton.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of good looking fellow fan even.

[Bobbo]

Is there a shirt that is available.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be the best gift that would just keep on giving. A Bruce Jenner jersey. We'll get it matted and framed.

[Baba]

Oh, there's one. Plaxicob your ass, man. He shot himself accidentally again.

[Bobbo]

John's got the winner right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, do you have anything? You're not. You're involved in this conversation, it seems.

[Bobbo]

I was gonna say plexigo. Plexico burris. But yeah. What did he do? I forgot punch, man. But yeah, I'd also say that Sam heard you know that old cowboy because he was moving birds through that metroplex.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's available, but you've been getting it. $450.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazon?

[Bobbo]

What does it look like?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it looks just like the jersey here. There's a picture of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post it on the Facebook page. On the junkley show page. Facebook page.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll get some literal Bible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend. Reverend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this one. I'm sorry. This is signed. That's why.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here. Reverend. We pray for the listeners to send.

[Baba]

This to Us brothers and sisters, pray with me this morning, if you will, if you can. Lord, Lord, Lord, upon this jersey and the auction we enter into willingly by your hand. Please let us win it with the autograph and all it. Let him find a secret discount on the way. Lord sake. Amen. Be with our jersey and us as well. With more. The John Clay will show coming right here in just a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

The John Clay Wolf show. There was an initiative that would separate the state California into three states. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. You can't break up California. You know how many beach boy songs that would screw up now? John Clay Wolf, 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everyone. Last segment of today's Little Diddy. Jonathan in Losiana. Where in Louisiana are you, sir? Do I have him up? Oh, sorry. There you are. John, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Appaloosa.

[John Clay Wolf]

Appaloosas? That's right outside of Lafayette, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

Just north of Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Home of a strip club DJ. That's where he was born and raised. 2016 GMC Yukon. Is it a XL? The short one or the long one?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the short one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and is it a SLT or a Denali or what?

[Caller/Listener]

It's an slt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That must be your wife's because any, any bearded white male in the state of Louisiana doesn't have to be white male. Any male in state of Louisiana without a four wheel drive cannot get a hunting license is what I was told.

[Caller/Listener]

That is right. Definitely not mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. And without a honey license and you can't breathe. I when with. Does it have 50,000 miles on it? Is like 49 and change.

[Caller/Listener]

It just hit 50.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Yukon, two wheel drive SLT. So does it have a sunroof? Does it have factory navigation? And does it have quad buckets?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does have quad buckets. Factory nav, factory sunroof, heating, cool seats. I mean, it's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Got the heated rear seat. It's a bright silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 30, 31, maybe 32.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 50 is knocking us off a bit. You know, it's out of warranty and all that good stuff. But yeah, I'll buy it. What, what do you, what do you, what are you gonna replace it with?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where do you buy your cars?

[Caller/Listener]

That's sterling and I'll blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What, what are you, what are you gonna buy another GM product?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not sure yet. I drive a Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's on the short list? What's on the short list of stuff you're looking at?

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe another GMC Yukon or maybe a cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

You might touch Brian Harris and Baton Rouge and get a quote from them. Tell them I sent you. They take good care of our listeners. And Corey over at Service Chevrolet in Laffey. Long time. I've been buying cars from them for 20 years. Literally all the fancy cars that get traded into those places go to me. If they don't want to keep them.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm have to hit them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks, John. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you're a dealer in the Houston area, we're gonna start putting the network together. I've been talking about it forever, but now it's getting serious. So go to Comments on the. Give me the VIN Facebook page and send me a note if you would like to work a deal with us to take our. We have these people who buy their cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're looking to buy one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've already made a deal on theirs. And if I can hand them to a trusted person, that'll give them preferred prices. Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Louisiana. We have a lot in Dallas because we're up here in Dallas. Right. But in Houston, it's just kind of hodgepodge. I don't really know that many dealers in Houston. Not well. And I need to make a couple of key relationships down there. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

So speaking of our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show. You can go with where you see where Pre K put up. I done copped my first slab, which is his car. And you can help him pimp his ride this week. It's. The picture's right there. I done copped my first slab. I have no idea what that means, but that's what it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj. What? What are you thinking? How are you going to customize this vehicle?

[J.D. Ryan]

1990 Cadillac El Dorado, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

With good miles under 50, 000. Yeah. I can't believe we didn't get video of him at the auction buying that thing.

[Bobbo]

No one got video there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. God.

[Bobbo]

We've got some from. From here, but it's. You know, it's just us.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was standing in the auction, dropping you can't tell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we just had the technology. Somebody with a camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

We only had Bobbo and Hannah there and they didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, man. You know, it's the street team. They were asleep.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, man. I was dropping them bankrolls on Top of that lack, man. So somebody would have caught that thing. So describe to everybody what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're running our auction thing 500 miles an hour, like a. Do we have 300 cars to sell in four hours? And then this. This El Dorado comes up, and he wanted to buy it, and he's tried to buy a few of them, but the dealers have always outbid him. And I said, pre K, you need to take money rolls and dump them on the hood of the car as the bidding's going on and scare everybody off. And so he dropped a thousand on the hood and boom. And they ran him to 2,000. He drops another 2,000 on the hood. They run to 3,000, drops another thousand on the hood. And then he just throws another 500. Says, somebody knocked me off. And. And I just went, sold. 35 gangster right there.

[Bobbo]

Stacks on deck, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't have a buyer's number, but we took his cash.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cash works.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was. It was pretty funny. I wish we had it on tape. So what are you going to do to this thing, man?

[Bobbo]

I really. You know, I think the first thing I got to do is throw some nice spoke wheels on this thing. I mean, the hub caps are tight. I gotta do it right, man. I gotta either get some Ds or some 84s on this thing, man. Then I gotta get some Vogue tires with the mayonnaise and mustard, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Bobbo]

That's the white wall with the yellow stripe. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what are 84s?

[Bobbo]

80 foes. They're a rim that came on, I believe, 84. 1984 model Cadillacs. It's just a spoke rim that pokes out like the old James Bond kind of villain, you know, rims. How much is that gonna set a brother back? Oh, man, it's a G or two, you know, for a set, I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm looking now. Here's 1984. Yeah. Oh, that's funny. That's good. Okay, 84s and some Vogues, mayonnaise and mustard. And on the top. Do you. Do you think you're going to go with a. A purse print?

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, I got to do it. I got to do it. I got to get some Gucci on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're going to go go Gucci, don't go Louis Vuitton. I mean, it's just too ghetto. And I know that sounds stupid, but it's just. But Gucci's not Gucci. You can argue that it. You could put the. The green and purple Stripe up the middle?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, man, that'd be clean. That's the player's choice right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you could run that same stripe and decal on the hood. So. So the Gucci stripe could start at the back window, go over the top, and then take it up the hood. And if it looks bad, you just pull it right off. We've got detail, We've got decal. Guys at the auction that they work. We can help you build this ride.

[Bobbo]

They would like that. They would love to do that too, I bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're gonna wheel it and tire it, put a sim con top on it and Gucci. Put Gucci stripes. Stripes. No.

[Bobbo]

Uncle Norman loves putting stripes on it. He would love.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the. What about the bump?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah. Gotta get at least two 15s in that back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We get a lot of these cars in, and then we take the stereos out of them most of the time. So I will donate the stereo to you. You need to tell Norman what you need because there'll be some piece of junk, something Kia come through there with a bunch of boom in it. And it doesn't make it bring any more. It actually hurts it. So we yank that stuff out, and a lot of times we got big amps sitting on them. Why did the phones just get loaded up? Okay, hang on. I want to. Hey, let's talk to these people. Good morning. You're on the air. Good. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Hey, someone from San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey. Oh, good. We're on.

[Baba]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're on in San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

Rock 153.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. What do you think of the show?

[Caller/Listener]

I love it. You guys got a good show. I like it. I just have a diesel truck and I wish I still had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. You're on the morning. Hey. Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

You know where you. You wanted a shout out from San Diego to let it let you know if we're hearing you loud and clear, man, we are rocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What do you think of the show? Because we're new there, man, and they were scared to death to put us on.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, you know, 105.3 is going to put you on. I don't think there's going to be a bad move about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good, good. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, it's you. Hello, you're on the air. Oh, I lost him. Hello, you're on the air. My. Oh, you can't. You can't say that. You can't.

[Baba]

Came up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, good.

[Bobbo]

3K done came up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, you gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what now?

[Caller/Listener]

Gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta go.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotta go.

[John Clay Wolf]

In San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

In San Diego.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Baba]

We'll go then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I gotta go. Hang on, hang on. Oh, I would have argued with him. Hold on. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. You're on the air. I think he's saying, you gotta go. Like, we've gotta go. We got a green light. I don't. I didn't take it aside.

[Baba]

No, no. He sounded so sunny.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta go. That's what he meant. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what really happened, everybody. We put the shout out at 8 something this morning for the San Diego Listers. It says this tape delayed two hours.

[Baba]

Then they just poured in 953 out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I saw that whole board light up with 20 calls, I'm like, man, they're that interested in DJ Pre Case Cadillac. I was like, this can't be real. It wasn't dj. It was a time.

[Bobbo]

Somebody did give him a shout out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Very inappropriate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way big shout out. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

I got a offer for give me.

[John Clay Wolf]

The vin, but nobody is telling me.

[Caller/Listener]

Where to go to take my car and get paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, did you email him back?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When? Yesterday, and I've done it twice today. What's your buyer's name on the email?

[Caller/Listener]

Mike Turley.

[Bobbo]

Really? Well, I emailed you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, let me. Let me tell you. Let me tell you why he hasn't written you back. Because we're doing the radio show right now, and he's on the air with us, and he's gonna get off in just a minute. Go through all of his emails, and he'll get right back with you. Oh, okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Because I was beginning to think this was scam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, I was like, what the heck? Oh, no, no, no, no, no. We do a radio show that's on in 25 or 27 cities on Saturday mornings. What. What city are you in?

[Caller/Listener]

Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So do you ever. Have you ever heard us on 92.5?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And that's what. We're doing the show right now. We're. We've got five minutes left. Give up. I'm gonna put you on hold and let Prek write your name down so he can pull you up as soon as he gets off. Okay, hang on. All right, that's funny. Michael. That son of a. When I get a hold of that mike Charlie, he's a dead man. He's a dead man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I tell you, the email you got, somebody said they recorded you on a porn site. Yeah, gizmoto.com, which is a famous IT site, says don't fall for this scam claiming you were recorded. So it's very common.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I'm. Well, I never looked. I've never looked at porn in my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Life anyway, so one of the ito.

[Baba]

Ben.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, none of us have ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't be ridiculous. Ben.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our IT guy said it happens sometimes that people's passwords are leaked through different places. And then these scammers will try to convince you they stole it themselves. And there's the link here to the cuz.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what freaked you out is he asked your actual. He actually had my password?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and I guarantee people are sending the money a burn wife's going to find out I've been on the porn side. I better send my grand.

[Baba]

That's work.

[J.D. Ryan]

So they wouldn't be doing it.

[Baba]

I wish I'd never clicked on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boobies porn fox dot com. Well, our janitor's right here. Come here, janitor. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Narville. Yeah, Narville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Narville. Narville. Narville.

[J.D. Ryan]

Narville.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said the same thing happened to you.

[Baba]

Yeah, and I wasn't even. Now listen, there's a band out here south of town that's called the Boobies.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Boobies.

[Baba]

And I was looking for that band.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, sure.

[Baba]

No, they were. They called the Boobies.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were googling for the Boobies? The band. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it popped up.

[Baba]

Yeah, because the elite singer's guy named Bobby Broom and everybody calls him Booby.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I get it.

[Baba]

And so they're called the Boobies. They do traditional country music. Be real kind with his fiddle. Steven, guitar boy, you scooter boot, meet girl. Polish that buckle.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what popped up when you went looking for the Boobies?

[Baba]

Well, I didn't see the band.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bet not.

[Baba]

Yeah, I seen pictures. The old gal look like Dolly Parton.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[Baba]

I mean, not in the face or nothing, but, you know, close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close enough.

[Baba]

I looking. Looking at her and you know, it was frontal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you got you. We understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you send him $1,000?

[Baba]

Next thing I knew, I got this email from a feller said he was a KGB. He's going to need $1,000 or he was going to tell my duck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you pay your duck?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Hey, and Emmaline don't need that kind of influence in her life. She's a nice duck. Yeah, I know she play backgammon with the best of them. I didn't send him no money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good for you.

[Baba]

But I sent him a duck egg.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was a scam.

[Baba]

Yeah. When in doubt, share the ducks.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Baba]

And he never wrote me back again, so. It's the right thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was the right thing to do.

[Baba]

Hey, but I like them boobies. They sound just like Merle Haggard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the group.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who plays steel guitar?

[Baba]

This guy named Buddy. Humans. Yeah, it's not the real Buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a different Buddy Emmons.

[Baba]

No, his real name is Ralph Catan or something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Baba]

Yeah, he runs that bait shop out on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got 50 seconds left. Who's this? Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, this is Frank in San Diego. It works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank, tell me the truth. Do we fit down there? Are we? Are we? Well, what do you think about the show?

[Caller/Listener]

I know about a minute and a half of your show. I turned on the radio. I normally was expecting something else, but I heard this, and I don't know what to say. I haven't really listened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen. Listen to it. Y' all are actually on a two hour delay because we're wrapping up right now in Texas and you've got two hours left. It's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just listen to it and then go to. Go to John Clay Wolf show and send me an email if you. And give me. I want. I want to fit in is what I'm trying to say. They just kept. They scared the hell out of me that I'm going to get rile everybody up. I had to sign a contract that if we started a riot, that I. That would cancel our contract. They're worried that I'm going to cause problems. Anyway, check it out. I'll be back next Saturday. See you later. Out.

[Baba]

Okay. Okay. Okay. Here we go. Hey, you know what? Our general disclaimer for adult only content does not apply this time around. Hey, everybody, it's Bob O. Getting the podcast ready at just after 12:40 on a Saturday afternoon. Getting those done in record time. These days, what you missed on the show was, I think, an interesting interview with Mick Jones, a Foreigner, and this. You can look him up. Just Google Mick Jones, read his Wikipedia page. It's amazing. The bands that he's played with. A lot of people don't realize he was a producer to one of the fine albums he produced, Billy Joel's Stormfront album. From like 1989. 88. 89. He's also played with Jimmy Page, and he's played on George Harrison's albums and Elton John albums. He was with the Wilbur, you know, George Harrison with Jeff Lynn and Roy Orbison, Tom Petty and Bob Dylan. He's had a storied career. And my. My question for him was, you know, if. If. If Foreigner had never happened, if he and Lou Graham and the other guys had never gotten together, would he be satisfied in being remembered just for his track record and all that he'd done to further the world of rock and roll? What happened? On the day that he actually called me here at the Wolf Studios, we were inundated. I mean, just the telemarketers were crucifying us all day long, especially in the early 11am hour when Mick was supposed to call. So. And he, you know, he seemed to understand. I talked to his agent before I talked to him, but when I answered the phone, I thought it was another telemarketer. And so I answered the phone. You better pray to God you're not another telemarketer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it.

[Baba]

Who is this? Yeah, when you talk about rock and roll these days, there are folks that they call legends, and then there's the real thing. I've got one of those on the line with me right now, Mick Jones. Do you ever think, Mick, if Foreigner had never happened, you would probably just be known for your track record and the people that you've played with. It's an amazing group of friends you've had over the years.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've been very fortunate to learn from a lot of very talented people. At the beginning, I came into the whole thing with. With experience, and I tried to use that experience to guide the band in the early days. And I was thrilled with the album when we had completed it. But from there to visualizing, you know, what was going to be happening over the next period of time and the craziness of, you know, being on Greatest label for me at the time, Atlantic Records, and being stable mates with Zeppelin and Rolling Stones and on and on, you know, and I was selling all those acts. It was unreal, you know, it was kind of wow.

[Baba]

Yeah, like you guys, Foreigner was one of the first, literally, international bands, you know, that really came to the forefront and did it mainstream. And from that first album on, you know, over the course of years and 40 plus years now in the biz and selling records, selling a lot of records, it's like the old street fighter, you know, saying, oh, you know, these guys, they they come and go, but I'm still here, you know, you guys are still doing it in a very big way and you've got a good tour going on right now. What's it like working with. With some of your old friends these days on stage?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, it's great. You know, I've known Jason. Jason Bonham for many years, since he was almost a toddler.

[Baba]

He was the little darling of your. Your class of English rocker back in the day.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. And David Coverdale is a lot of fun to be with and to travel with, and it's a really great sort of atmosphere, especially we've had the World cup and all traveling together, watching that every night, every day.

[Baba]

Oh, no doubt. I didn't even think about that. You know, condolences for England. You know, they fought it out. They did well. Sometimes you just cannot win.

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[Baba]

I'll tell you, the band that is touring right now, you got a great chemistry and a great mix. And Kelly, your lead vocalist, to hear him, the conviction that he puts into a song like Jukebox Hero is a really good example. You would think that he co wrote it himself, wouldn't you?

[Caller/Listener]

Absolutely. You're right. You could get that impression. Yeah, he really gets down in there and really digs it out of there and really expresses it.

[Baba]

And you guys are doing kind of a. Would you call it an extended set these days? Because you're doing a lot of songs in a set this year.

[Caller/Listener]

We've put on a pretty spectacular show this year with production and light and stuff. So, you know, it's been really fun with that been. You know, it's really the kind of show I've wanted to put on for a number of years. That for me, getting the band the kind of recognition that we had and that we lost a bit during the 90s and that we've kind of regained somehow.

[Baba]

It's like an old friend said to me, the 90s happened to us all.

[Caller/Listener]

Really. Yeah, right. That's true. I mean, I can't even remember really much that happened in the 90s, but. Yeah, so the band has. Has regained the. The prestige, I think that. And people are flocking in, man. It's. It's crazy. I mean, this is. This tour is.

[Baba]

You're doing big, big crowds.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Big, big crowds and, you know, it's not letting up and it just seems to get bigger and bigger. So I'm very thankful for that. I feel very fortunate to be in this position and I'm having a lot of fun on stage, as are the other guys.

[Baba]

That's good to hear and as it should well be. I know over the years, Foreigner's been one of those mainstream go to rock and roll bands. Do you feel like you've come full circle in a way with Foreigner?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, definitely, in a way. You know, I think the songs have showed their resilience and they reared their heads again and we're getting tremendous airplay and it's, it's, you know, even at the shows, you know, you look out in the crowd and there's little, little children in the crowd. There's teenagers all singing the lyrics to the song. They know the words better than I do.

[Baba]

How about that?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's crazy.

[Baba]

Mick Jones, Foreigner coming to town right here at the Toyota Music Factory in Dallas. Should be something to see as Foreigner with Weitznach and special guest Jason Bottoms. Led Zeppelin evening. We can't wait to see you, Mick. We will catch you at the show. Thanks again so much for taking the time.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, Bubba.

[Baba]

All right, there you have it. Once again in record time. That's our program for this week, kids. Nice seeing you. We will catch you again next Saturday. Till then, as JD would say, keep your feet on the ground and no alcohol allowed. I mean, do your best, right? Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

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