# 159 John Clay Wolfe Show 07.28.18

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show #159 – July 28, 2018

Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its trademark wild, fast-paced, and often irreverent banter around cars, sports, pop culture, and life’s random oddities. As always, the crew—John, JD, Bobbo, Turley, DJ Pre K, and various callers—mix sharp car-buying business with stories, jokes, questionable advice, and rock ‘n’ roll mayhem. Major themes include car deal hijinks, crazy conference call stories, tales from strip clubs, wild celebrity anecdotes, and hilarious misadventures with food and drugs.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

Cars, Cars, Cars – Live "Bid on the Air" Deals

• John opens by fielding live calls from listeners looking to sell cars—ranging from a Porsche 911 (03:01), a Challenger SRT8 (05:10), F250/F150 pickup trucks (13:01, 34:59), Dodge SLT (14:53), and even an old Honda Civic and BMWs. The show’s format lets John bid, often impulsively:
  • John (03:04): “I’m not even prepared for that… I have not had my coffee. 50 grand?”
  • Multiple times, John admits he's not sure if he just made/blew thousands—adding adrenaline to the buy/sell process.
  • Trademark campaign line: “Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, load it up.”
• Blue-collar, no-nonsense industry insight: "You know the hustle—dump your license plate or VIN in there, say John, here’s my payoff.” (13:57)
• Running joke about old, high-mileage or "junk" trucks—John only wants them if they can make the drive to him (31:32), “We want to see if it’ll make it right."

Hilarious Callers & On-the-Spot Bids

• Chain of warm, funny and odd phone interactions with regulars and new callers from all over Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma, and as far as San Diego as the show’s syndication grows.
• Fun with quirky sellers: "Will you bring it to me? I don't want to go to Bowie because Bobo lives out there and people recognize me." (15:26)

Comedy & Cringe – Strip Clubs, Massage Parlors, and Backstage Stories

• Banter about Dallas and California strip clubs, unwritten rules of "asking for forgiveness not permission" (16:56–18:18), massage parlors, and “happy endings.”
• The crew riffs on the old “Playboy photographer business card scam” (19:21), and end up trading favorite tales of odd jobs and apartment life.

Memorable Quote

“There's a million legitimate massage places... Have you ever had a happy ending in a massage parlor, Bobo?”
—John, [17:40]

Craigslist Employment Adventures

• Uncle Roy (23:32) runs the transport crew and tells classic stories about flaky Craigslist hires—including the guy who forgets shoes, then "spray paints" mismatched Jordans to match.
• Insight into blue-collar hiring: “When you got somebody you don’t like, do they last 72 hours?”

“I gave one a break about three months… had to get rid of him the day before yesterday.”
—Uncle Roy, [24:37]

News & Current Events – Absurd to Mundane

• Viral audio: Woman urinates on airplane floor, leading to a proper (and disgusted) British altercation which the crew “analyzes” in detail (09:18).
• Keith Richards character bit (10:27–12:09) recounts wild travel stories, supposedly inspiring songs like “Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head.”

Office Life & Epic Conference Call Fails

• The crew shares cringeworthy and hilarious tales of forgetting to mute, side conversations, and unforgettable “hot mic” moments on work calls (25:58–29:07).

“Are you on mute? Yeah… well, he didn’t.”
—John, on Roy's fishing plans broadcast to the corporate bosses.

• Best quote:

“That was the time to go, hey, y’all, do me a favor…”
—JD, [28:08]

• Listener Gary's legendary story: On a planning call for Mark Cuban's birthday party with Stevie Wonder performing, Cuban's organizer says, "the lighting has to be perfect—Stevie really likes good lighting." Gary, not realizing he was not on mute:

"Does she know Stevie Wonder's blind?" —prompting a highly awkward moment ([36:36]).

Celebrity Gossip & Local Legends

• Stories of Stevie Wonder at Mark Cuban’s party, running into Michael Irvin at strip clubs, West Coast gym sightings of Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jean-Claude Van Damme.
• Inside bits about advertising plugs, restaurant kickbacks—but “not getting paid for this endorsement” (07:54).
• Discussion of notable Dallas-area celebrities, party invitations, and who would want to run for president.

Drugs, Youth, and Outrageous Challenges

• The periodic topic of stupid ways to get high: Tide Pod Challenge, boiling water challenge, huffing air duster, "whippets," shrooms, and the infamous “Jenkem” (human waste) tale.

“If I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done a whip-it or two…” —John, [108:02]

• Sound, sardonic take on the “boiling water challenge”

“The next deal is for young males to put their unit in door jams and slam doors…” —John, [106:23]

Music, Pop Culture, and PreK's Rising Rap Career

• DJ PreK’s ascendancy: From airing up balloons at Party City to local hip hop celebrity thanks to his “Africa” sample ("My Way”) and an interview with Steve Lukather of Toto.

"It’s a beautiful life, man. I’m rolling, lack, I got a Gucci belt on. It’s going hard, man." —PreK, [63:59]

• Deep-dive on Toto, their tour dates, resurgence of “Africa,” and PreK’s connections.
• White Snake and Foreigner remain legendary, with good-natured nostalgia for vintage acts.

Listener Games & Recurring Segments

• The classic “What Did DJ PreK Buy at Walmart for $2.47?” guessing game (129:30 onward).

This week’s answer: An “old-fashioned fro pick” for his hair.

• Quirky, recurring in-jokes (e.g., “Kelly Blue Balls” instead of “Kelly Blue Book” [67:32]), “Yahoo Beer” heisting stories, fast-talking auction parodies, and offbeat trivia.
• “Honor student” bumper sticker gags turned on their head:
  • “We have a daughter in public school who hasn't been knocked up yet...” ([101:59])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Car Hustle:
  “I either, you know, made 500 or lost 10,000. I don't know.”
  —John, [04:40]

• On Happy Endings:
  “Everybody’s got a story this morning.”
  —John, [17:57]

• Craigslist Hire:
  “He took a can of spray paint… they didn’t match, so I sent him to Oklahoma.”
  —Uncle Roy, [25:08]

• On Corporate Conf Calls:
  “Are you doing fishing? Hell yeah, I’m going fishing... Just a bunch of redneck goof-off half-ass what are y’all doing?”
  —John recounting the “unmuted” call, [27:02]

• Health Advice:
  “There’s some doctors have said it (peyote, mushrooms) can be very therapeutic… it’s not something you just go to the bowling alley on.”
  —Bobo, [112:32]

• Music Scene:
  “If you’re going to a Toto concert, they start out with Africa, mid-show’s Africa and the encore’s Africa.”
  —John, [61:04]

• Listener Love from San Diego:
  “If you made it to 105.3 then you’ve made it!”
  —Caller, [58:43]

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Important Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment/Content | |---------------|------------------------------------------------------------------| | 03:04 | John bids on listener’s Porsche 911 S live | | 09:18 | Viral story: passenger urinates on plane, British argument audio | | 13:01 | Buying a diesel truck, price speculation, CarMax rivalry | | 16:56 | Strip club stories; massage parlor “happy endings” confessions | | 23:32 | Uncle Roy’s Craigslist driver yarns & hiring misadventures | | 25:58 | Conference call chaos – not muting & wild side chats | | 36:36 | Mark Cuban/Stevie Wonder conference call blunder | | 63:01 | DJ PreK’s Toto “Africa” rise; music talk | | 67:32 | “Kelly Blue Balls” dealership poking fun | | 73:09 | Oddest strip club tales “Jumbo’s Clown Room” and one-armed acts | | 100:24 | Teasing listeners for bikini car pics on Facebook | | 106:23 | Joking about new, dumber youth “challenges” | | 108:02 | Crew confesses weird ways to get high | | 129:30 | Walmart game: What did DJ PreK buy for $2.47? | | 138:00 | Fro pick answer; PreK’s jheri curl hair regimen |

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Tone & Style

• Loose & unfiltered: John and crew keep the show snappy, unapologetic, often profane, and punchy—balancing rough language, sarcasm, and sharp observations.
• Buddy comedy: Nonstop ribbing, inside jokes, and “everyman” rapport. No subject too taboo, but it’s always with a wink.
• Pop culture savvy: Smart references to music, sports, national news—plus local DFW, Houston, and LA mentions making it resonate with Texans and beyond.

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For Those Who Missed It…

This episode captures the best of The John Clay Wolfe Show’s formula: car trading chaos, real-life hijinks from the workplace, strip clubs, back-alley business, celebrity run-ins, drugs & dumb stunts, and wry, blue-collar philosophy. It's a no-holds-barred snapshot of Texan (and American) life, delivered with humor, honesty, and more than a little attitude. New listeners in California—especially San Diego and LA—are welcomed aboard with classic Wolfe Show humor and a holler for shout-outs.

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Want to keep up?

• Check johnclaywolf.com for streaming
• Full library at PodBean (“The John Clay Wolfe Show+”)
• Submit your car (or get your own wild bid) at GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Final Words:
“Go to GiveMeTheVIN.com, because the only book I use is a checkbook… all that other stuff is just visual pornography keeping your hopes and dreams alive. But they will crush you when reality sets in.”
—John Clay Wolfe [66:59]

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Caller/Listener]

I'm a millennial.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was born in 1983, which means I am right at the cutoff.

[Show Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Rad Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I am a millennial, but I am an elder.

[Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio elder millennial now. John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Listener]

Gather around the Snapchat children.

[Bobbo]

Well, look at that. Checking my calendar. If it's Saturday, must the John Clay WOL show. It's nice to see everybody. It's Bobo Westside with my friend J.D. ryan. Good morning. Good morning, Pablo.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

And there's the man of the hour right there. John Clay Wolf, everybody. Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the main stage mic saw. You think that Babo was running the board.

[Bobbo]

You would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

You usually put it on yourself.

[Bobbo]

You be nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, everybody. Dj, dj, thank you for getting me that coffee.

[DJ Pre K]

Ain't no thing here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you give me the right one?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, pipe looks right.

[DJ Pre K]

Sweet and lows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Double cup, Double cup. I like my coffee just like I like my women. Double cup.

[Larry Moore]

Nice. All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man. I saw your boy Pooty Tang up.

[John Clay Wolf]

There this morning at the Bucks.

[DJ Pre K]

Not at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, at Starbucks.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's the. He's the barista. The barista with a bunch of Mr.

[J.D. Ryan]

That likes you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

He thinks you're really so special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you drive through or walk over there? I drove through.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I placed my order. He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no way. Gentleman, ain't it? There's no way that you made it through that his window without him talking about your attire.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man. He was like, hey, I like your sunglasses. Thank you, man. Yeah, I gotta rock them Versace, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you pay for those?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, about 250 for the frames. And I had to get the prescription lenses put in, so. Extra hundred on top of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how's your Cadillac coming?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, the Cadillac is hitting some bumps and bruises, man. Man had got to replace the. The alternator on that bad boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're cheap. That's cheap. I mean, that's rolling on a GM89. Is it 80? It's a 90, right?

[DJ Pre K]

90.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that. That. That rebuilt alternator cost $38. I'm not kidding.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and you put it on in about an hour and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Turley's doing it. Be about two hours. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. My name is Armando. I'm in Houston. Got a 2011 Porsche 911 Carrera S Cabrio convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Armando, man, I, I, I'm not prepared for that. I have not, I have not. I have not. I don't have any computer up. I don't. Man, this is a tough one.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's catching me right out of the bat. Damn, Armando. I didn't even have my coffee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing to me? So what's your story? Talk to me about it while I'm thinking.

[Caller/Listener]

31, 000 miles paid. 125000 for brand new white 10 great cars. Got nav. Got every, every available option.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Caller/Listener]

You name it, it's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You name it. You're the, you're the Porsche Pro. Hello, Armando, you're cutting out a little bit. No, I don't think I'm cutting out at all. You bought this Porsche new and you don't know the options?

[Caller/Listener]

Armando, you know, it's got 3.86 cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what, what's it take to buy it? 50 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll do 50. 50 will buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I over bid it? I don't know. Maybe it's an 11. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's go out. Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. I'll buy it. Let's get started. Right. Let's go. Armando, I bought your Porsche. Needs to have a clean carfax, no problems. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800. 807,234. I either, you know, made 500 or lost 10,000. I don't know.

[Caller/Listener]

Early.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't even offer 50 grand. I asked him was it okay at 50 grand. But I guess at this point I offered 50 grand, so I'll just stick with what I said.

[Bobbo]

I'll get 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800. Here's another. Ryan, where are you? Are you in San Diego?

[Caller/Listener]

Nah, man, I'm down here in Palmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where the hell's Palmer?

[Caller/Listener]

Good old Palmer.

[J.D. Ryan]

South of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Susie Palmer. Okay, we got a 11 challenger with 31, 000 miles. Leather roof. Nav, is it a RT or is it a scat pack? Or is it SRT?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir, it's the 392 SRT8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Green, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Hulk? Green, baby.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it need tires?

[Caller/Listener]

Black. Leather in it. Green. Then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shirt. It's does. Does. Does, does. It's an 11. It's 11. It's 11. Good. Good color. Clean. Carfax, I'm assuming. Oh, man.

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

20, 20, 20, 20 is not 30. 20, 20, 20,20, 20, 24 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, damn. You beat the hell out of Carmax. That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, those guys are a bunch of. Get you some, bitch. Do you remember what Spicoli said on the beach when he was getting interviewed by CBS Sports? When he. When. When they compared him to his competition? Oh, man, those guys are. Oh, I'm not gonna finish it. All right. So am I buying your car? Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

24, 000. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess you will.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Actually, Turley, about six years ago, you played that drop on the air, the one I'm talking about. Oh, yeah, and got us in all kinds of trouble. No one even six years ago. It was about four years ago. Play it again. Play it again. Play it again. Sam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roman would, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just trying to get acclimated. What'd you do last night, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just hung out, man. Just got ready for the show. Good news. Together. I got. I stopped at the new Shipley's Donuts by my house, and I got you some kolaches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[Uncle Scooter]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nice of you. I got you some. I brought you some kolaches from the old country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shipley's Donuts are delicious. And they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been watching.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's their tagline? Make life delicious. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's.

[Harry Johnson]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this? A plug? How much you getting paid for this right here? I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

The manager is all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he walked in there. Hi, I'm J.D. ryan. I've got a radio show I gotta get to do. Can I get some free food?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's on Northwest highway in Grapevine. They just opened.

[Bobbo]

Friends meet at Shipley's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Shipley's?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Baba, for all your dope. Texas on Northwest Highway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta start getting paid for this stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should get into my deals. I'm getting all kinds of kickbacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ate at Vito's restaurant last night, La Piazza. It was expensive. It was good.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not paying me for this plug.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want the best seafood in Dallas, Fort Worth, Louisiana style. Go to Waters in downtown Fort Worth. John Bonnell owns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't be giving this stuff away, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just going to go ahead and start bragging on them up front so when they bring me the check, maybe they'll zero it out. Oh, Laza is the best Italian food. The whole. I mean, you. Have you ever been there?

[Harry Johnson]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a secret little Italian joint.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where is it exactly?

[John Clay Wolf]

7Th Street. Downtown.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not downtown. I'm Sorry. The new 7th Street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

LA Piaza, Fort Worth, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who need a map.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have some coffee before you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like. It's like the Sopranos. Italian place that they go to. Arty's.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much so. If you're in the Mafia, what's in the news?

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to go ahead and jump straight into the news? Well, let's see here. We have a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm choking on your goddamn collages.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I told you, take a sip of coffee, for God's sake. How old are you again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

How old are you again?

[John Clay Wolf]

How dumb are you? Pick up the news and start reading. Why choke?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rather watch you joke. Let's see here. You want to jump into this one? Sure. A woman was arrested. This is fun. On a Whiz Air flight for relieving herself on the flight from London to Warsaw while complaining the whole time that she was not allowed to use the toilet during takeoff. We actually have audio from this video that was gone viral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Piss up a rope.

[J.D. Ryan]

The woman is seen squatting against the wall while urinating in the galley. At the galley, according to reports, the plane was fueling up and the passengers were temporarily forbidden from walking around and using the bathroom. On the floo.

[Harry Johnson]

We have.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have this audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And just. I love how British people are so proper when they're yelling completely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take the picture. You know what a galley looks like in an airplane? This woman is literally squatting on the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you being serious? Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I did ask. I did ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is disgusting. I know. You are a grown woman. Off the floor.

[Larry Moore]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is disgusting. I know. So why are you doing it?

[Caller/Listener]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did ask.

[Caller/Listener]

I did ask.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I go, please, to the toilet? You think it's all right just to sit down and. No, I couldn't say it.

[Caller/Listener]

I did ask, can I please go to the toilet? They said no. They did say no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think it's okay to piss on the floor?

[Uncle Scooter]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my favorite part. So you think it's okay to put them on the floor. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, no matter what they.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do, it just sounds proper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know why.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of proper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards, who's not proper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's out. He's probably got something to say on this too.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, you know, in all his years of rock and roll, I'm sure there's times that he did things in public that maybe he shouldn't have. There he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning.

[Bobbo]

That's no joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

But. Oh, you've done things like this, right? It's J.D. but that's okay. On air, on floors, on airplanes.

[Larry Moore]

Where?

[Bobbo]

Exclusive. And I was traveling all about the.

[John Clay Wolf]

World, all over the world.

[Bobbo]

Mick and me boys, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

The Stones and.

[Bobbo]

You've got to pull your bob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, pull your bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta pull.

[Bobbo]

Let go.

[Larry Moore]

What?

[Bobbo]

Well, we were drifted into snowbank once on the Rolling Stones toolbox before the airport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shipley's Kolaches have liability insurance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead.

[Bobbo]

A little snow bank. Stuck in the snow in the arse until the th of the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're stuck in the snow.

[Bobbo]

I woke up, we're all asleep on the bus. And I've got. I've got a feeling I've got to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have to go.

[Bobbo]

I mean, I got to go now. It's time to pull me bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Jane the lizards.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jane the lizard.

[Bobbo]

You like lizards? Yeah, I like lizards.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. That's not what we're talking about.

[Bobbo]

It was so cold, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cold, cold.

[Bobbo]

So cold. I've got no shoes on me. So I climbed on top of the bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were on the top.

[Bobbo]

And I pulled me bob and let go. I'm going. I'm going to meet. Woke up all the bus. He says, what's going on at the top of the bus, Keith? And I said, it's. It's raining, right? It's raining on top of the bus. He said, raindrops are falling on me head. I said, call BJ Thomas. You gonna have stone cold hit on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her hands like that?

[Bobbo]

I've got to make a million dollars from a piss.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how that song came about, right?

[Bobbo]

And I got back down. He said, you know, I've got to thank you. I said, what for? He said, I feel like I made it through the rain. I said, call Barry Malo. We've got another hit like that. That's how we work. Like that, you know, when you've gotta.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go, you gotta go, go.

[Bobbo]

Because wonderful songs could come from it. Two Hits not on an airplane. Don't they have windows?

[J.D. Ryan]

They do have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold.

[Bobbo]

DJ Dirty Bird she was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you Keith. Keith Richards joining us telling us stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Keith Richards.

[J.D. Ryan]

How he writes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The songwriter Jonathan in Dallas. 15F250 lariat with. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Bobbo]

Midnight.

[Caller/Listener]

No. Blue Jean Blue. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue jean Blue. David Bowie. Call David Bowie. Sounds like a hell of a song.

[Bobbo]

Hulk green and DJ blue. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 15 diesel truck, four wheel drive, short bed, no sunroof, blue jean. 23,000 miles. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller/Listener]

42.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Old body style. 15. It's pretty close. Yeah, it's pretty close to payoff. If I paid it off, do you only would I buy it? Yeah, yeah, I'll do that. I'm pretty sure I can do that clean Carfax. I think the thing up and. And I think this truck's worth a couple thousand more right now than it was two weeks ago. Two weeks ago I wouldn't have done this. For some reason the. The diesel trucks are getting more expensive. The good ones, not the crappy mile ones.

[Caller/Listener]

That was the diesel fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. See that makes no sense.

[Caller/Listener]

As cheap as the one to make.

[John Clay Wolf]

That doesn't make sense either. Go to givemetheven.com. you know the hustle. Go in there, dump your license plate number, your VIN number in there. Say John, here's my payoff. He said 42. 40. 42 and some change is cool. And we'll pay it off and go pick it up. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Technically, Rockwall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll go pick it up. You can bring it to us and we'll swap it out. Get. Get. We'll go pay off your note payment. Who's it with? Is it with Ford Motor Credit?

[Larry Moore]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll knock it out.

[Caller/Listener]

Thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I bought a Porsche that I'm not sure about. I bought this diesel truck all since 8 o' clock in an SRT8. We're getting some big boob gals this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Immediately.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like a topless joint. We've got some. Some pretty girls. Let's try this one. Mark and Bowie. An 04 Dodge SLT with 140. Leave it to the guy in Bowie to call in with the140,000 mile 20 year old truck. Hi Mark.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your truck have 20 inch wheels?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Hemi?

[Caller/Listener]

No sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six or a the small V8?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a quad cab, right? Not a regular?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's quad average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean condition? Clean.04 with a buck 40. Does three grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Get around four? Yeah, get around four and you can have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you bring it to me? I don't want to go to Buoy because Bobo lives out there and people recognize me.

[Caller/Listener]

Can drive it back for you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo can drive it back. Okay. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's do it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four for four. We're better than the Rangers. Batting a thousand. My name is John Clay Wolf, by Cars and Rad. I'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Put the radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Turn the radio on.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is there anything else I should know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking to the M. Hit him up now.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Just sit back and enjoy the ride now.

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John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. Calling DJ Pre K. What up?

[DJ Pre K]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I see the note that you've made here on me on the Q thing. It says says Dallas. Oh, Dallas strippers are just as friendly. Dallas strippers are just as friendly. What? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

You bringing out the strip club fans this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're all just rolling in. Andrew, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

What's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. What's your message? What word would you like to share with the congregation?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, listen, I've been to Ecstasy. They were friendly there. But I gotta say, Bucks wild off of 35. Strip Club Central. That's the place to be, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's our favorite, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I, I, I like. I like to follow this rule, you know? You don't ask for permission, Just ask for forgiveness and see what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You know, that brings up. That's a funny point he brings up. So I have a crick in my neck.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sat for, I don't know, four days with it, and it won't go away. And I'm like, this is getting bad. And I told my wife, Dave, reaction, like, I, I've got to go to a massage parlor or a chiropractor right now. This is. I can't, like, function anymore. And she's like, you can't go to massage parlor. I don't trust you there unless I'm with you.

[Bobbo]

What? Well, fine. Come along.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a million legitimate massage places Most of them are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a happy ending in a massage parlor, Babo?

[Bobbo]

No, I. Actually, I've never frequented massage parlors. I don't. I'm. That's still part of my adventure that has yet to become. Never been.

[J.D. Ryan]

He used to go straight to the back page. There's no time for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had a happy ending?

[J.D. Ryan]

Never. Millions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley. Have you ever had a happy ending in a massage parlor? I've been to one, but not. I was just kind of escorting some friends there. Everybody's got a story this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when I told the sheriff it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was actually quite amusing because the friends were in there and you can hear in the background, yeah, little Asian girl go, why so much? Why so much? Why so much what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Money. Money. She's talking about money moving forward. Money. Why so much money?

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. Did she loosen his neck up? Sure did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get a massage person to come up here. It's so easy.

[DJ Pre K]

The magazines are interesting, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

The different packages they offer. Oh, this is in Vegas. You can. You go and you. Yeah, you pick different packages.

[J.D. Ryan]

Neck, shoulder, back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo, did you notice that guy that was taking pictures of us the other day for that magazine shoot? He kept, like, gigging around about, like, getting naked. I found that odd. I liked him, by the way, but Ed, the photographer?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, He's a professional man. And our pictures are done. He actually texted me yesterday, and I gave him Rob's information so he can get him to our IT guy. We should have pictures pretty soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he a. Is his Playboy photographer?

[Bobbo]

He's been in everything? Yes, he has had shots in Playboy numerous times. He's been doing it 40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you met him? He was doing a shoot for Inked Inks magazine.

[Bobbo]

The tattoo magazine. At the pool at the apartments where I live.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[Bobbo]

With a couple of fine, fine, tattooed young ladies?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the greatest. Now he's a professional. But that is the greatest scam because I'm used to see guys in bars print up a little card that says photographer. Put Playboy on it somewhere and chicks will believe you. I had the reason I had an ex girlfriend that was like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I met this guy at the bar the other night.

[J.D. Ryan]

He shoots for Playboy. Stop it. No, he doesn't. That's his thing. He takes you back in if you want to be in Playboy. I mean, that was the only way to do it. And we got to shoot some pictures when we come back to my place. Oh, it's the Oldest bit in the world. And it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, have they ever gotten your clothes off with that shtick?

[Bobbo]

No. That may work with the chicks, man, but not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm just making sure.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, cash money is what I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is your new apartment in your new life and. And your country? Come to town.

[Bobbo]

It's outstanding. It's outstanding. Now, you know I don't drink hard alcohol anymore, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I did not know that.

[Bobbo]

What I do is I walk and I'm. I'm very close to. There's an area called West Magnolia in Fort Worth. I'm about five, six blocks away. And that's my exercise walk in the evening. It's about 1.2 miles away, according to Google. And I walk down, you know, I'll have a couple of beers and walk back.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your exercise? You're having beer? Seriously? Yeah, why bother?

[Bobbo]

What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean, what do I mean?

[Bobbo]

Just being active. I'm just living in my neighborhood, having a ball. Do you mind?

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're having a beer while you're supposedly getting healthy.

[Bobbo]

Am I allowed? I'm a grown ass man. Jd, Can I not have a beer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, but have it on the couch like every other good American.

[Bobbo]

I think it's better to walk it on. And I feet and I sleep better because I'm tired. You know, I. The first few weeks, did you guys notice me groaning? I was so tired from walking. You know, I'm getting some activity. For the first couple weeks I was here, I walked the Hulen Mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got another question. As long as I'm deposing you for the week, I haven't talked to you all week. The organ thing.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. How did the guy act when you went to pay him for the organ?

[Bobbo]

Oh, he was cool. He's a good guy. He said, he said, you know, dealing with these. And he's got some high line keyboards in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The argument that we had. And for the guys that didn't listen, last week you missed it.

[Bobbo]

He told me he's had worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's had worse. Yeah, but he's the one who started it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's why he's had worse. I'm gonna. Yeah, there's a reason people like that have worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he strike you as an a hole like that that wants to start trouble?

[Bobbo]

No, he was really cool. But here's the deal. And I know you've dealt with mechanics in your life and you've dealt with broadcast engineers, and that's a really Good example. These technical geniuses, right? Our own Sean, right? Who knows his way around everything from a transmitter all the way to the uplink isdn. Right, Right. Those people can be difficult to communicate with, especially over the phone, because they're. They're terse, they're very abrupt, and they know everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, so an F and know it all is what you're saying?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And a very nice one. And I didn't have any trouble at all with it, but I could see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charges more for delivering it back than the 1500.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so. No, no. He got. He got the one check.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Bobbo]

What was the green on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember what the amount was?

[Bobbo]

I don't know. That's not. You know, that's not my end of the business, man. All right, I do know. I. I played that organ to the best of my ability. And it looks to me like it is all there. There are many new keys and new switches that he drew my attention to. It's a monster. If it fits in that elevator, I'll give you five dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll find out. When's it gonna be here?

[Bobbo]

They say Monday or shortly after next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'll be over on the Oregon, I think, playing us in and out of Briggs.

[Bobbo]

It could be. I wrote it down in my book. Either Monday or Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get back to it. Just a minute. My name is John Claywolf. Good morning. California, Nevada, of course, Texas, Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City, Arkansas, Louisiana, and everywhere in between. We'll be right back.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Show Announcer]

800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. Uncle Roy, I put on some soul music for you. I was hoping that this would appeal to your. To your soul.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like. You like Aretha?

[Caller/Listener]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, too. I do, too. I got soul.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy, come in. The cracker barrel over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

He raised you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throw some culture in the room. Good morning, Roy.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[Bobbo]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up on your. What's up in your world today?

[Caller/Listener]

That's all I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Where all you got to go within.

[Caller/Listener]

A 200 mile radius.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy runs the transport department for giveme the dot com.

[J.D. Ryan]

All these vehicles we move, he basically handles it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not all the ones in North Texas. We've got different guys in different regions that have their own driver group that go pick them up. What? What are you looking for any drivers, Roy?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, I'm good right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. What do you, what do you consistently see with Craigslist crazies that, that come in? It seems like your turn rate, like when you got somebody that you don't like, do they last 72 hours?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, you know, I gave him a break. You know, I try to, I try to make it work, right? I, I, I, I gave one a break about three months. I had to get rid of him day before yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, that's a long break.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long break.

[Caller/Listener]

I feel sorry for three months.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd he do?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, you know, one morning, that's the one I told you, come in with no shoes on. Forgot his shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Now that's not the one that pooped in the car, is it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, different one. Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And the next week he came to work with some mixed match shoes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

With the what, what?

[Caller/Listener]

Mismatched.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mismatched shoes.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. Yeah, you know, they hot dollar, they name brand tennis shoes, but they, they didn't match.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And so I didn't send him home that day. I sent him to Oklahoma where he didn't have to get out of the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Car, where he matched.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody, nobody matches anyway, so, so I.

[Caller/Listener]

Told him the next day he better have a decent price shoes on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't send him home. I sent him to Oklahoma to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pick up a car where he'd fit right in.

[Caller/Listener]

And the next day I walked in the office, he's sitting there with his leg crossed.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a brand new pair of.

[Caller/Listener]

Tennis shoes on and it was Jordan, okay?

[Bobbo]

Jordan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they were Jordan. Brand new pair. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

But he played me. He took a can of spray paint and painted them shoes the same color. They were the same mixed Mac tennis shoes. And I didn't know it till the day, a day later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give him credit.

[Caller/Listener]

They look brand new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give him credit. That's good.

[Caller/Listener]

He played me. So why he took a can of spray paint and painted them shoes before he came in the office that morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

This should be a TV show.

[Caller/Listener]

And I would have knew it till Junior told me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of a TV show, so we're in a, like a formal corporate conference call the other day where we're training people on a new piece of software that we're incorporating into. Give me the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Roy and one of our new executives, Kent. Kent and Brandy and Glenn. Mr. You know, an, A team of people are out in Dallas at the, at our office in Dallas in, in a room on this Conference call. There's a lot of people.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool. All the wigs.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't even know this shit, Roy. But all that fishing, talking y' all were doing amongst each other, that was all. Y' all didn't have it on mute?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, Glenn was operating it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I heard those guys up northeast already think we're a bunch of Flintstones rednecks. And now they know.

[Caller/Listener]

And Kent asked him, did you have it on mute?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he told him, yeah, well, he didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what were they talking about? Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you doing fishing? Hell yeah, I'm going fishing. It's Thursday, 2 o'. Clock. I'm ready to get the hell off this stupid ass call so we can get out of here and go late. Go catch us, big mouth. Well, you got any beer? Hell yeah, I got beer. You got some smokes? Hell yeah. All right, well, I'm getting in the car. Y' all tell me what I mean. Just a bunch of redneck goof off half ass. What are y' all doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Conference call, Roy. Conference call.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not Roy's fault.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I would just sit in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say.

[Caller/Listener]

I would just sit it in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna say it's mainly Ken's.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I was just sitting in, that's all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did go fishing.

[Caller/Listener]

Either I could be here or there. And I was close to. To Daryl at 2 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. He brought you back a bunch of fish yesterday, didn't he? Oh, yeah.

[Uncle Scooter]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reality tv.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you're on a conference call, that matters. Put it on mute if you're amongst your friends and y' all cutting up on the sidebar because. But you know, how dumb is that for Connie or Jeffrey not to say, hey, guys, you know that you're not on mute? No, they enjoyed the stories. That's what it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would have been the time to go, hey, hey, y' all, do me a favor.

[Caller/Listener]

Like I said, I was just sitting here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to hear actually from our listeners a your favorite conference call story like that. Because you know there's some good ones where guys aren't on mute. 8007234 is our calling number. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

You know that happened at a McDonald's.

[Caller/Listener]

It could have been worse than that.

[Bobbo]

There's an employee running the drive through window that was broadcasting her personal cell phone call out over the speaker of the drive through to McDonald's. Yeah, we've got audio for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll play that for you if we have that handy. I'd like to hear that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you guys hear the Southwest Airlines pilot a few years ago that thought he was not broadcasting over the air traffic control frequency and talking about the gay flight attendants? Do you hear about this? Oh, this. I'll pull that audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was good audio.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great. He's just talking about. Yeah, these flight attendants are this, that, and the other. He's always broadcasting him to the tower. He doesn't know it. He got in a little trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he get fired?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they actually retrained him. They spent so much money.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is Starbucks doing with their retraining after their cultural problem?

[J.D. Ryan]

One day. That was a publicity stunt. Mostly. Mostly. They took one day off. They took everybody, you know, in this big conference thing and they got everybody off. It was a couple hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear this McDonald's piece. So this is. Yeah, this is at a McDonald's. A guy with his phone records. It. It's. It's a little lengthy, so we'll drop out. But here it is before I even made it to the clock.

[Caller/Listener]

And Clark, that I'm here for cleaning. I said, oh, no, I'm not. I took my right back home. Chantel, no, if I'm gonna clean on my day off, I'm gonna clean at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was hotter than a mother here.

[Bobbo]

Dude, what you gotta ask yourself is how long would you sit and listen to this? This guy sat there and recorded her until she realized what she was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long? How long did he do it?

[Bobbo]

That's like 60 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Minute and a half. She has a foul mouth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I keep doing it. I keep recording as long as I could because you never know what she's gonna say. He did.

[Bobbo]

And when she realizes what she's doing, right, That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the moment of gold.

[Bobbo]

She stopping. You hear a beep?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, put him on hold. DJ welcome, McDonald's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever had a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, don't put him on hold, D.J. it's a mild out piece of junk. 200, 000 mile, 2000 model F150s. Are you calling us from. From the other side of the border, sir?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Tijuana or in. In Matamoros, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

What's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

He just. You just walked. I mean, it just writes itself. It just writes itself. The show just writes itself. No, I'm not from Mexico or Louisiana or any of those third world countries. I'm from Oklahoma.

[Caller/Listener]

Let me from a different country. It's a different country up here.

[Bobbo]

You ain't kidding, buddy.

[Caller/Listener]

We got Mary Fallon for a governor that.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You've got so many miles in this truck, it doesn't know what to do with it. With itself.

[Caller/Listener]

That's low miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Oklahoma. It is. I'm gonna pass. I'm not driving to Oklahoma to pick up an OOF150 with 200, 000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I'm gonna do the old El Paso on that deal. I'll buy that junk if they bring it to me. Yeah, that's a rule. If we're buying junk, bring it to us. Well, I thought you said you'd pick up. Well, we do, but if it's junk, you're gonna bring it to us. Why is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we want to see if it'll make it right. We want to see if it'll make it. We want to see if. Yeah, I mean, if it'll make it from 20 miles from there to here without burning up or stopping or the radiator blowing. Yeah, But. But most of the time, that shakes a lot of the people out because.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they know they're gonna make seven miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

They know it's not gonna make it.

[Uncle Scooter]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We try to get 7-8008-0072-3480-0800 radio F.150s. What about new body styles? And the old body styles are hot. They're going up. There's a shortage on them. There's a magnesium problem with a vendor. And. And they're low.

[J.D. Ryan]

All models or I mean all years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Newer ones. Yeah, Bob.

[Larry Moore]

Newer ones.

[Bobbo]

I'm just looking at Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and they're hot. The diesels. For some reason, the fuel price is going up. A diesel. I'm still speculating that they're. They're on the comeback. So I'm buying. Diesel's real high. You go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars or I'll kiss your ass. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

But he'd rather send you the chat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather send you the check because.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is summertime and all the. Never mind. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember when I did that commercial?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We only left it on for a few days. I think we should do it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think it's a good shock. It's like shocking your swimming pool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your lesson about the Jesus commercial. Commercials, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the Jesus commercial was in good taste and it worked. It was very well. No Y' all were the ones that got scared when everybody started screaming. I was never scared about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just think it was inappropriate.

[Bobbo]

I was never scared about it. John. I just told you people were gonna freak out.

[J.D. Ryan]

And they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a few. Did a lot of people.

[J.D. Ryan]

This takes one, man. It just takes one person.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many crazies. That's why we have so many locks on the doors around here. Crazy bastards. And you got a gun I'm looking at right there.357. Oh, yeah. It's not pointed at one. Just takes one. Just takes one. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. NFL camps are open this week.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys are warming up in Oxnard. DEZ Rips, Sean Lee and other cowboys. Is he not gonna play for anybody this year? We don't have much time to talk about, but yeah, it doesn't look good right now. He'll be get picked up, I imagine here probably the next couple weeks. I'll just run out on the back of Craigslist if he wants to get picked up. Oh, they shut that down, too. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy's gonna come in. Randy the Chipmunk about Uncle Scooter. Rush Limbaugh will be coming in today. He's going to talk about the Teflon Don. Remember to see us on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Social media. John Clay Wolf Show. And we'll, we'll, we'll update the show as we go. Toto. We've got an interview with Toto. Hey, Pre K, what'd you get? All that crap and more. We'll be back. Uno momento. The Mueller investigation quietly continues. The president's attorney, Rudy Giuliani says Trump.

[Caller/Listener]

Would agree to an interview with Robert Mueller as long as there are no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Questions about obstruction of justice.

[Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be like Bill Cosby agreeing.

[Harry Johnson]

To an interview that's only about pudding.

[John Clay Wolf]

John CLAY Wolf. That's true. Hey, San Diego, call in and let me know if you hear us on the air out there. Barbara, Louisiana, Good morning. Good morning. What you got, hon?

[Caller/Listener]

I have a 2013 F150 Platinum.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 or 14? Because he wrote down 14.

[Caller/Listener]

13, 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K, I know that you didn't make it past grade school, but there's a difference between 13 and 14. Okay. All right, Barb, you got a 13 platinum F150. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

22,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it your husband's yeah, it is.

[Caller/Listener]

My husband's, but he hadn't been able to drive it in about four years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, sorry about that.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, we've driven it once a week or so, but he just doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Need a car now. Again. Okay, is there a payoff on it or do you have a clear title?

[Caller/Listener]

Clear title does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I said two, but I'm not quite sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's why we do that. Go to givemetheven.com and put the license plate number. It'll give you an option. The. The form is crazy short. It'll take 45 seconds to fill out, but it'll say license plate or VIN number. You just put. Push the license plate button, put the lights plate in. I'm. I'm, I'm mid. Mid to mid to upper 20s, but I need to know if it's a four wheel drive or two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, then I'll have to. When I get back home, I'll have to do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up, and we'll. We'll send our guy over there with a check, you know, Tuesday, and pick it up. We'll make a deal with you. I want to buy it if you want to sell it. Thanks. Hey, Gary.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see on the notes here you had a bad conference call with Mark Cuban and Stevie Wonder.

[Caller/Listener]

It was Mark Cuban. It was Mark Cuban's people. Mark Cuban's birthday party today. I've been at his house all week. I'm sitting in front of his house right now, waiting on the tour bus to get here. But we had a conference call this week with this people. The lady, I forgot her name, she runs his event company. And what happened was we're sitting there and we're going through the process of what the things we have to provide for the party. So some of the things were, you know, that they talk about. The staging has to be like this, the sound has to be like this. Equipment needs to be this and that. And then at the end, it was. The most important thing is the lighting. They said the lighting has to be. The stage has to be lit and the crowd has to be lit. And we did not know who the talent was at the time. And the lady goes, stevie really likes good lighting. And I said to myself, and I said out loud, I said, oh, so Mark, Chibi Simon, Stevie Nicks. And she goes, no, Stevie Wonder. And I thought. I pushed the mute button. And I looked at everybody in the room and I said, hey, does she F bombing. Know that? Stevie Wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blind.

[Caller/Listener]

And she said. She goes, sir, excuse me. And I said. And everybody in the room looked at me like, oh, dude, you just mess that up. And. And. And I just said, ma', am, I'm sorry.

[Larry Moore]

I'm just wondering.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, this TV's blind, and it doesn't matter what the lighting looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did she say, anyway? What'd she say?

[Caller/Listener]

She said. She goes. No, she goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

She goes.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

She goes.

[Caller/Listener]

Stevie's people. Oh, the lighting. Because he has an assistant that. That, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was this? When was this?

[Caller/Listener]

This was Monday.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the party's today?

[John Clay Wolf]

When's the party?

[Caller/Listener]

The party's today. The party's tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Timeout. Stop holding. Hang on. Everybody, stop. You're in Dallas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stevie Wonder's playing at Mark Cuban's party tonight.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Stevie Wonder and the Chain Smokers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Why don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get me in? Oh, my God, it's his birthday. Would you shut up, Turley? I mean, who. Who asked you, Turley? Who asked you to talk?

[Caller/Listener]

I know it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go get. Where's Mark? Is he right around there? I mean, I. I've met him before. I flew on his airplane years ago.

[Caller/Listener]

I haven't seen him. I haven't seen him all week. I have not seen him out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, get. Get somebody who's around there running that deal and get him on the phone right now. I need to talk to somebody. I didn't realize that was tonight.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk to somebody right now that's in charge. Hang on. I'm going to put you on hold. You find somebody and dj, you monitor him, because we. When we get somebody that's in charge, you raise your hand and I'll put him back on air. Because this is real. And I'm going. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Now, we've got some San Diego people calling to check in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excellent. That's fun. West Coast. Coast to coast, literally. San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-7234. We'll get to them in a second. We'll get to them in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

So Mark Cuban's having a party. You're going to be going.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we have an employee, okay? A buyer. We've known him a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buyer, long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name's Mark Johnson.

[Larry Moore]

Mark.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

I call him Harry Johnson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Move forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harry, Are you here?

[Harry Johnson]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here.

[Harry Johnson]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Harry Johnson.

[Bobbo]

Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me set the stage. Uncle Roy, you still here? Yeah. Because I need your. I want to hear your. I want to hear your truth on this. I need you to put the ghetto filter on this. On the situation. Alright, so Harry gets. Harry wrecked his car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Harry wrecked his car in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the night and he was talking to his girlfriend and they got to blowing back and forth and she called the police on him and said that he threatened her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says he didn't. And she said, well, he texted. He said, no, I didn't. And the cops got his phone and there's no text, but they just took her word for it. And he's saying, you know that's not proof, right? It's not proof. And you know how Whitman can be crazy.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. So can you. So. So he is. You know, they press charges on him with no proof. That's my understanding.

[Harry Johnson]

Based off somebody's word.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harry, what part of this am I. Am I saying wrong?

[Harry Johnson]

When I texted, it was an alleged phone call that took place.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's different. Okay?

[Harry Johnson]

You know, I have my phone records and my phone records prove otherwise.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you didn't make the call? You did not.

[Harry Johnson]

I did not make.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no. Don't lie.

[Harry Johnson]

Oh, no, I'm not lying.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did make the call, but the connection time was only like 8 seconds.

[Harry Johnson]

No, there was no call.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you said that you didn't. Okay, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the time element didn't. Didn't match up with anything she said. He called me at 10:10 on a Saturday night and did this. And there's no phone call.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's the problem with Harry Johnson.

[Bobbo]

Words.

[Larry Moore]

The problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Harry Johnson had an issue in the past with something of this nature.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is round two. So they're pressing on him and they. They put him in front of a grand jury yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

They indicted him.

[Harry Johnson]

So my attorney went to the district attorney's office and asked to have my bond conditions modified. They told him, well, we're planning on presenting this to the grand jury on Thursday. He asked for a continuance so we can make our presentation and show evidence that I did not make that phone call. They denied that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So was he in the. In the grand jury?

[Harry Johnson]

No. No, he was not allowed to be there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you get permission to talk about this on radio? I know. We're not using.

[Harry Johnson]

I don't know. I mean, at this point, we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying counties or anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand. Okay, just checking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I changed his name From Mark Johnson to Harry Johnson.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're clear, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're completely. So. So what was the chart?

[J.D. Ryan]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But here's. Here's what I found out from Lieutenant Dan. Is that you MF the police in an email.

[Harry Johnson]

I. The district attorney and county attorney. I. I used to work in media myself, and in this county. I got to know both of them. It's been a number of years, out of desperation and, you know, at the point, I didn't think being able to hire an attorney was even an option. And in my mind, I was trying to avoid all this. I wanted to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is it?

[Harry Johnson]

I. I blasted the detective in the emails.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what it say?

[Harry Johnson]

Basically that, you know, he's ignoring the facts that I. I provided him what he needed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound so calm, cool and collected right now. Did you blast him or did you just ride it out? Nice.

[Harry Johnson]

I. I did it in a professional manner. I mean, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, did you call him an mf no, none of that.

[Harry Johnson]

None of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did they hang your ass then? Why are you going to. Why did they indict you? I don't get it. Why. Why. Why are you so nice and calm be.

[Harry Johnson]

I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

But everybody's gonna get you.

[Harry Johnson]

I. I did mention in one of the emails that if I need to, I'll go to the media about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But. Okay, okay. So you threatened to broadcast their. So you threatened them?

[Harry Johnson]

In essence, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. All right. That's not a threat. Well, say I'm going to.

[J.D. Ryan]

The media is not a threat.

[Harry Johnson]

My whole thing is I want to get the truth out, and every step I took did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So. So he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thin line.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of our guys got indicted yesterday for. For stalking. Stalking. Because you.

[Harry Johnson]

You got an argument based off a threat.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got. You got an argument with your girlfriend in the middle of the night, and she called the police and said you threatened her.

[Bobbo]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they grabbed your phone.

[Harry Johnson]

And keep this in mind. She didn't go to the police until 11 days later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so was the prior deal.

[Harry Johnson]

The prior deal? Yeah. That's one thing they. The detective told me that hurt me even though I never went to trial. Two days before trial. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the prior deal?

[Harry Johnson]

The prior deal was simple harassment. But I had an ex girlfriend that I was a third guy that she did this to, and she was communicating with me during the whole time. She actually sent me an email a week after we broke up. Want to get back together. She didn't turn any of that in or show the detective that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We've got Justin with a Ray Charles joke. Justin, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, morning, John. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What's your Ray Charles joke?

[Caller/Listener]

What is the definition of endless love?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Caller/Listener]

Rachel Hill and Keller playing tennis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, back to Harry Peters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Certainly worth the stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Uncle Roy, he's, he's Somebody's full of something, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Yeah, I ain't getting it.

[Harry Johnson]

I, I've offered to take three polygraph tests to the detective, to the district attorney's office, and the detective denied my request. I even offered to pay for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, nobody cares about you, but I.

[Harry Johnson]

Mean, you're what I've learned. And I, I mean, you are guilty until you prove your innocence. And I'm with this. I'm afraid that's not even gonna matter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's because it's part of a journey. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have an ankle bracelet on. Are they gonna let you take it off?

[Harry Johnson]

The attorney was supposed to talk to the DA's office. He texted me about two o', clock, said I'm about to make that call and never heard anything back. I texted him. Do we need to get him on the line?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not hearing something in this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, I'm not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you get drunk and turn into a different person?

[Harry Johnson]

I did that night.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh.

[Harry Johnson]

I mean, I, I, I did have some, I did have a little bit to drink and I wrecked my car and.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you turn into a different person. Do you go Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? No, because that's what that, that's what I think's happening. I think that you are so calm, cool and collected right now, but then. Oh my God. Does your all other personality do crazy stuff?

[Harry Johnson]

Oh, depends on how you define crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be a yes. I know a lot, I know a lot of folks like that. I know a lot of women like that. Oh, God, do I know women like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And some people pay a lot of money for women like that. Hey, Uncle Roy, what's your, what's your take?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Harry Johnson]

And I'll say this too. I mean, I. When I found out from the detective about what I was being accused of, honestly didn't remember it after that wreck I had, I had to go back and check my phone records and see if I did place that call.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you going to Vegas or not? Yeah. All right, let me know when you know. That's it Harry Peters, everybody. That was about a got a wet paper bag interview.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the problem is you're not going to get the story because he's not sure of the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Robert. An 08 Civic Coupe with 106 average, rougher clean. Hey, average, rougher clean on a 08 Civic Coupe. Oh, average three grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Three grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

So let me. It was an accident. I bought it. It was wrecked. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it salvage? Is it a salvage title?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no salvage titles. Clean blue title.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a good rig. You know, that's fine. Go to givemetheven.com. go to giveme me the vin.com. give me the vin.com. but it's got frame damage. I got to. I got to back it up. Send me. Send me pictures of the car before it was wrecked when you load it up.

[Bobbo]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. brad. New Orleans 1215. Oh. So it's a Ram. Half ton, 50,000 miles, quad cab, two wheel drive, leather, no leather. Big back door or small back door?

[Caller/Listener]

Small back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big wheels or small wheels. Like the 20s or the 18s.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got 20s on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hemi or 6 or small V8. So it's SLT with 20s. So it's like a Lone Star.

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It's an express.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know exactly what it is then. Okay? I wish you'd have said that. And I saved us all the. All the brain damage. Does 13,000 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then what? I mean, it's your truck. You called me. What do you want to do?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Brad. Brad got scared. He did and hung up. It's like when they say war. Go out and get us some women tonight. And then some big old boob buck, some thing walks in neck and said, drop them drawers. Here we go. And you start crying and run for your mama. I gave him what he wanted and he ran off.

[Bobbo]

We call that move the Kyle Casey.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Kyle Casey. I want to talk about that. He's coming back here, by the way.

[Bobbo]

He called me the other day.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to talk about you, Kyle. And those. Those hookers and the TVs.

[Bobbo]

Well, now we're not sure they were hookers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we need to get to the bottom of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Turley. Did you have something, sir? No. Who's Kyle Casey? For those that don't know, I'd rather not say. Because. Because there's many reasons. But I. But I hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Avoiding lawsuits at every turn. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A new study suggests that dogs notice and try to help when people are upset or in danger.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 1-800-800-Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cats, on the other hand, think it's hilarious.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark Cuban is having Stevie Wonder at his house playing a concert tonight.

[Bobbo]

And the chain smokers.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the chain smokers. I'm jealous. I need to call Michelle Dix at Access TV and see if she can get me in, because I would. I would change what I had planned tonight. Tonight, I was gonna take the kids to get pizza.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was gonna say you might change that. Sorry, kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

And maybe rub up on old mama. You know, that's kind of what I was thinking. Yeah, but I'd rather go to Mark Cuban's house and watch Stevie Wonder in the change purse.

[Bobbo]

That's a highfalutin Saturday night, that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Randy the chipmunk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Randy the Chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have your little pop in there. What the hell do you want?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Randy. Before we do that, I want to grab Mike and. Austin. Michael. Austin, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, Good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I got a 2013 GX.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you're from Michigan. You sound like you're from Michigan.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I actually was born in Detroit, but lived in Chicago. Been in Austin for 35 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, everybody. I did it again. Okay, so it's a 13 Lexus GX.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a 460. It's got brand new pads and rotors and tires. The only thing wrong with it on the front passenger side bumper's got one of those dimples on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Does it. Does it have rear air conditioner?

[Caller/Listener]

Got everything. Premium package. It's got TVs, rear air conditioning. It's got three seats. It's got the hitch. It's got all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have Mark. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Does it have Mark Levinson audio? Does it have the Mark Levinson sound system? You there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. I have no idea, but it does. It was a. It was a premium package with everything. I have to look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

2013 Lex. Hang on. 2013. 2013 Lexus GX? 460 with high miles. Would you say it's got 66,000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

66.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

20, 20, 20, 20, 20th, 20, 20, 20, 25 grand. No, I'm not. I'm 500 over. I'm 500 over average. MMR.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean what. Why am I too low? Who says? Who says okay? Who says okay? Did okay say no?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd sell it to you for 30? I'm just saying I can, I can. I could trade it in and get even more than 30. But I sell it to you for.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 and go out Detroit. That's why we don't go to Michigan. They asked me. I like the guy, he's nice, but it's fine. It's fine. It's fine. It's his. It's his car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who made me the expert? I understand, but I mean, you know, it's worth the money if, if you. I think the. The money on it. If you were gonna take the cash market, right? You take three dealers, me, CarMax and somebody else take the three numbers and the top number. But I can guarantee you we're all gonna be within 500 to a thousand of each other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. And he look at me, didn't it? Trade number higher because then the dealer knows they've got you.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

They can move the stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure, sure. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy. Hey guys, what's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Morning, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much arguing with Yankees. And from that move, down with snowbirds. Oh, I know.

[Uncle Scooter]

I don't even go up there anymore.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't go to. Nah, North.

[Uncle Scooter]

I stay home. I didn't say though. This way I'm feeling kind of gratified.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 26 for it, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

26 for that car.

[Uncle Scooter]

Gratified. 26 for what? What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, nothing. So I was talking to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why are you happy?

[Uncle Scooter]

Well, I think people are finally starting to catch on to old Uncle Scooter's tricks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Scooter? Uncle Scooter's that lying big eared bastard that lives in Weatherford, works at that car dealership. He's been mooching off of that guy for years. He's been living at his house and stealing his money and driving his car. I know who Uncle Scooter is.

[Uncle Scooter]

It's like you've been saying all along.

[John Clay Wolf]

He ain't a bad guy.

[Uncle Scooter]

Oh, he has shady business.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just a mooch. Just a damned old mooch.

[Larry Moore]

Pooch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got really big ears and he lies a lot. Go ahead. What type of animal is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a chipmunk.

[Uncle Scooter]

He's my Uncle Scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he lies and I'm a chipmunk.

[Uncle Scooter]

He's My Uncle Scooter, the chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get it.

[Uncle Scooter]

Anyway, yeah, he's. He's had a shady business dealer too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Uncle Scooter]

Or 20 or 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Uncle Scooter]

And he can be a bit of a blowhard. Always the center of attention lies. Bit of a womanizer. Yeah, he had the meerkat clap a couple years ago. We've all been through that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had the meerkat clap.

[Harry Johnson]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you get that?

[Uncle Scooter]

Hey, just watch yourself around meerkats. They're very promiscuous.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know that.

[Uncle Scooter]

Anyway, since Scooter was elected, the lustrous potate.

[J.D. Ryan]

Potate?

[Uncle Scooter]

Yeah, out there, west side, where he lived.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Uncle Scooter]

He gets some kind of unfair criticism sometimes, I think. I mean, I know he's got that coloration on account of he fell into that van. Orange crush.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Uncle Scooter]

Back in 96.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's still orange.

[Uncle Scooter]

Hey, you know he lost his hair messing with him baboons at the zoo.

[Caller/Listener]

Didn't know that.

[Uncle Scooter]

Yeah, yeah. On a bad bet. Deal. But you ain't got to make fun of a fellow just because of cosmetic issues.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, of course not.

[Uncle Scooter]

But why is he trying so hard to be friends with Boris the Cat?

[John Clay Wolf]

For goodness sakes, I have no idea.

[Uncle Scooter]

We all know about Boris, right? I mean, I know you got to be personable in politics, but Boris is mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's killer.

[Uncle Scooter]

I happen to know for a fact he was a licensed agent of the Aminal control.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

The Cat.

[Uncle Scooter]

They paid him in fresh yarn and meow mix back in the 70s and 80s. Morris the cat helped him round up countless numbers of chipmunks and squirrels, possums and gophers and dogs, even other cats. No, that's low, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's bad.

[Uncle Scooter]

As an informer for the Aminal control boards was implicit in the imprisonment of a hundred little aminos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, that's cool.

[Uncle Scooter]

Yeah. Scooter's acting like him and Boris for bffs all of a sudden. I don't get it. No, it's worrisome. It's like they say, when you dance with the devil, what happens? You don't change the devil.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Uncle Scooter]

You get your ass eaten.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Yep.

[Uncle Scooter]

I didn't hope. You know, this thing comes out. Boris is dangerous.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is so complicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Gary with a 11F450. We've got to go to break right now. I'm gonna put you on hold and grab you during the break, okay?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. His name is Bobbo and his name is Turley and Randy. And we've been doing this for a little while. And we're going to continue on for a little while. And we'll be back in a moment. Poor favor. And this guy's name is David Lee Roth. Me, Tony Braxton, and Jermaine Dupree get an apartment together. Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Show Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Caller/Listener]

And Tara Owens and Ocho Kingo's trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

To move in with us.

[Show Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, guess who this is.

[Show Announcer]

This is the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Carl 17 challenger says TA. What's that mean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the TA model. The black inside with the TA emblem. It's basically an SRTA.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a three package. It's a 392.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

550 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what it is it a stick.

[Caller/Listener]

No, automatic, eight speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have leather? Does it have roof? Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

It doesn't have a sunroof. That's the only thing it doesn't have. It has navigation. It has the TA seats, which are leather with cloth in the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. 33,000.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That works. Load it up. Give me the vin.com. we'll come pick it up or pay off your payoff. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good. Good morning. You're on the air. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, someone from San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey. Oh, good, we're on.

[Bobbo]

Yay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yay. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're on in San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

Rock 1053.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool. What do you think of the show?

[Caller/Listener]

I love it. Yeah, it's got a good show. I like it. I just have a diesel truck and I wish I still had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

You know where you. You wanted a shout out from San Diego to let it let you know if we're hearing you. Loud and clear, man, we are rocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What do you think of the show? Because we're new there, man, and they were scared to death to put us on.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, you know, 105.3 is going to put you on. I don't think there's going to be a bad move about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good, good.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like, if 105, man, if you made it to 105.3, then you've made it. J.D. i know that you've been doing this for 78 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You finally made it 75 years. Finally made it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Finally made it to 153.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually. You were on 153 for a little while. I know, but a different 105. 3.

[Bobbo]

Congratulations, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, I feel huge.

[Bobbo]

It's awesome, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

About time you got something with your life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tired of living in the shadow of.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. I remember, if anybody wants to sell their cargo to give me the vinyl, give me the vin.com, load it up, you can put in your license plate number or your VIN number, and our system will bid your car instantaneously. And then a buyer will text you and reconfirm it. And everything's done over email and text a phone call at the end to wrap it up and set up the delivery and payment. That's it. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100 with my signature on it. Because I'm the one who has to actually sign those. Because I want to know why we didn't beat. When we don't beat a CarMax offer, we're sending a check. I want to see the deals. I want to see what we missed. And most the time it's not what we miss us with CarMax. But that's fine. 800-800-7234, Jesse and Fresno, good morning. 08 Ranger with 140 work truck. Crew cab. They don't make a crew cab Ranger. So it's an extended cab.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wait. Six cylinder? Four. Four stick or automatic?

[Caller/Listener]

Stick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand. Two thousand. Two thousand, maybe three. Eight hundred. Eight hundred. Seven two three four. Eight hundred, eight hundred radio. Dj.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of living in the shadow, we are all in the shadow of the DJ Pre K now.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. Can you hear me, sir?

[DJ Pre K]

What's up? What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so, so, so what's going on with your Africa hit or what's it called? My Way?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[DJ Pre K]

The toto sample, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, we. I heard you've been getting some spins on some local hip hop stations.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, let's get it. Need to get some spin on the radio. We need to get some music video action going then, you know, I think that we, we can make this thing go viral, baby. You know, that's where the money is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you gave Toto a resurgence and it got, what was it, 311? A Weezer involved. And Bob, you talked to this guy, right?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I actually got to speak to Steve Lukathu.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you're, if you're going to, toto concert. I mean, what's the playlist? They start out with Africa and then mid shows Africa and then the encores Africa. What else do they nine Roseanne. They got a ton of stuff.

[Bobbo]

They'll shock you, man. They play a lot of stuff from the first two albums that's a lot more kind of anthem, rockish. Little like yes, you know, and it's. It's an awesome live show. If you've never seen Toto, I mean, they're. They're just as good a musicians as the Eagles are. It's just a different style of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear this.

[Caller/Listener]

We've had this massive resurgence with the song Africa, which is just cracking us right up. The band is on fire. I mean, we've never had more popularity. We got a sold out, almost sold out tour. Going to be sold out by the time we get out there and we're playing again and the band sounds good. We're. We're grooving. Life is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's. He's a firebrand, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who. What. What does he do in the band?

[Bobbo]

He is the lead guitarist and has been since the beginning days. He's one of the only constant members all through the years.

[John Clay Wolf]

In that he sounds like your kind of guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's.

[Bobbo]

He seems very laid back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you. This guy could be. We need. We've been looking for you. A best friend. I think. I think we found him. So when are they coming to town?

[Bobbo]

They're coming to town. They'll be here in our part of the world, Grand Prairie on the 14th. They'll be in Austin on the 15th. Now, early in the tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you guys, 14th, 15th of what? August?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Catch this at West Coast. They'll be in San Diego on August 7th, Costa Mesa on the 8th. They're playing Henderson, Nevada on the 10th. And they're going all out Colorado before they get here.

[John Clay Wolf]

August dates.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, and this is the world tour. They'll be back in California towards the end of the tour before they skip over to Australia, New Zealand and the world leg of the tour.

[J.D. Ryan]

If anything, any idea, 36 years ago when this song came out, they went, you know What? In about 30 years, this song's gonna be a hit again.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're gonna have a white black guy make a rap song out of it. And it's gonna get picked up just like Vanilla Ice did with Ice Ice Baby. And I think Baba, you talked to them about that in the interview about Pre K. It's a part of the interview.

[Bobbo]

You guys will hear the Whole interview during next week's show. And here's another little tidbit. He was dropping F bombs left and right. Took a bit of editing prowess to get this done. He's. He's a big, big fan. And he's a. He's actually a white kid from Azel, Texas, that identifies a little more on the. On the urban street side, you know what I mean?

[Caller/Listener]

That's cool, man. Hey, listen, we're, you know, six white guys from North Hollywood that wrote their song. So what's going to tell you?

[Bobbo]

He's Steve Luth Goose. Pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whitey Black. It sounds like you've got a new best friend too. He really understands you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guy from Toto knows you now, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is great.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, I'm down with it, man. I'm going to have to hook up with Steve. We going to have to burn one or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you. You have gone from airing up. You've gone from being an intern at the radio school to airing up balloons at Party City. And within the past six months, your entire life has changed. You're a radio superstar. Everybody wants your signature. And. And you're in with Toto, and you've done a rap version version of their song, man.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a beautiful life, man. I'm rolling, Lack, you know, I got a Gucci belt on. It's going hard, man. But we need to talk about these T shirts some too, man, because I know a couple orders been placed. I need my cut, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh. So if you go to John Claywolf, John Clay will show on the Merch. On the Merch, not on Facebook. But didn't he load it in the Merch deal where the DJ pre K balling off the lot. T shirt got it. And you know dj, I mean, I've done a lot for you, and I haven't asked for anything. And I mean, I was just figuring I could keep the money on the T shirts. The hook.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, we. We'll see. We got to work something out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know Barry Gordy and Stevie Wonder, man. Gucci ain't cheap. You're right. But I mean, you know, I. I'm. I'm a gentile, but I do like. I do like a cut. A cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so you guys agree there's a cut involved?

[John Clay Wolf]

100% cut on t shirts.

[Bobbo]

At this point, you're still playing in the ncaa Prek.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. All right, man. I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna need to.

[DJ Pre K]

To go pro soon here, man. You know, we don't get it, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. This is the most mellow, sleepy ass song in the world. And everybody's playing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody's playing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes no sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. Even. Even he admitted it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that guy doesn't sound like this at all. That guy sounds like Bobbo. I'm gonna hear that clip again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Hollywood. The last one you played, Drunker Stone, a metal guy, he's.

[Bobbo]

He's a big, big fan. And he's a. He's actually a white kid from Azel, Texas. That identifies a little more on the. On the urban street side, you know what I mean?

[Caller/Listener]

That's cool, man. Hey, listen, we're, you know, six white guys from North Hollywood that wrote this song. So what's gonna tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that sounds like a guy that plays in corn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio, Quincy, 13 Focus St. So it's a hot rod?

[Caller/Listener]

A little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 94,000 miles. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Average. Leaning towards clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

The 6000. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, Carmax offered 8000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I just. I was just starting somewhere and. But the good news is, is we got it right out of your mouth and now we know what we're dealing with.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay? Yeah, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I don't beat them, you take a picture of that offer letter, you send it to us. If I don't beat it, I'm gonna send you a check for $100.

[Caller/Listener]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

However, I'm telling you right now, I'm going to beat him. So I'm just going to make you some extra money.

[Caller/Listener]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you going to sell it? I mean, I'll give, I don't know, 82, 80, 300 for it, maybe 85. Let me just see the pictures. Let me see. Take a picture of the Carmax offer letter. Take a couple pictures of the car. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Sat called in and John said he's going to buy it. You know, eight. Around 85. And let's, let's get it done. Do you have a clear title?

[Caller/Listener]

Still have payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

57.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've got equity coming from us. That's cool.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's go, let's go, let's go. Hurry up.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's go. I'm surprised I don't blow my damn vocals chords out, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Every week I listen to you on that auction and you're exhausting for hours, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

08 Sierra 112. Four wheel drive, crew cab leather. Does it have 20 inch wheels or 18s?

[Caller/Listener]

18 GMC.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? Sunroof. Yes or no?

[Caller/Listener]

No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10,000 buy it? It should.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked a question and then I answered it myself because I was just thinking out loud. I said, does 10,000 buy it? And then I said, boy, it sure should.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I see. Well, actually, blue book is stating 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let me call Kelly blue balls. Let me call Kelly Blue balls and see what. What she's got for us today. Actually, we've got to go on a break. We've got to go on a commercial break right now. But we need to get Kelly blue balls in the studio with us so we can talk to her about John John's truck. And she can tease him along and keep John thinking that he's going to get some off of Kelly Blue Balls. But understand why Kelly Blue ball's name is Kelly Blue balls because she never puts out. So, John, if you want to check, you can go to gimmetheven.com because the only book that I use a checkbook and all that other stuff is just visual pornography that is keeping your hopes and dreams alive. But they will crush you when reality sets in. Facebook stock dropped 19, losing $120 billion.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Call in 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you happy, guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what happens when we all respond maybe. And no one shows up to Janet's 40th birthday party.

[Show Announcer]

And now, senor Juan Clay, the stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Goes down and they lose 150 billion in value. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Is that story finally true? You know, for years they've been saying, facebook's gonna make you pay. Facebook's gonna make you pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Facebook is charging. I pay Facebook 30,000amonth. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Harry Johnson]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that in ads and ads for. For giving the VIN ads. Yeah. Okay, now they're making plenty of money. And we're just, you know, one of me. They're like a network of their own. They are making you pay. They're making the advertisers Pay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Advertiser, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Facebook's going to be fine. I'm gonna say I'm gonna. If I'm Jim Crane, man. I'm talking about the wall here. I'm gonna say go long, Facebook. It's bottomed out. I think that's one of the. That, that that company has. Has a very strong future in front of.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's nobody even close to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody close to. They're going to, they're going to own like they're, they're going to be cbs, NBC. Well, they're already more valuable than them, right? But then like once the, the shows and everything start getting served on it and like this radio show is like Facebook delivered, right? Like for. I mean they're.

[Caller/Listener]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That company. Sky is the limit. I can't believe if anything should have dropped, it should have been Tesla. Tesla's a bag of popcorn. It's worthless. Why then why? Because it's not worthless. But it's just behind the car. It's so over hyped and oversold and they can't Deliver the Model 3. They're like starting to give the deposits back now.

[Bobbo]

I mean, are they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean that's a crack in the armor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Musk is a better rocket man than he is electric car man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did a good job with the rockets.

[Bobbo]

When we finally run out of oil though, they're going to be very popular, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exact. Did you hear what he just said? When the, when the, the world finally runs out of oil, then electric cars are going to be very popular. You know, in California they're really pushing for carbonless cars. Talk it. You can talk it all you want, but it's just not time yet. We're just too early. It's not there yet, Don. Good morning. You're a 04 Corvette. 51,000 miles.

[Caller/Listener]

What color it is that dark maroon? Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, please. Yes, the got an opportunity to buy this from the original owner. Elderly gentleman, pristine vehicle, convertible, leather interior, automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're calling me to see if I can help you with your number?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah, I was just saying. I was just wondering if you could tell me what it might be worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could call Kelly Blue Ball. You can call Kelly Blue Balls. She gives handies for free. I want to buy him. I want to buy him. How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, he's asking 15,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hey, dj, get this guy's number and get the number of the guy that is selling it that he's buying it from and we'll call and negotiate the deal for him. Okay? Or we just go ahead and buy it. All right, we'll be right back. No, we won't be right back. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. We're gonna call his the guy that's selling it and. And for him. Yeah, that's what we're gonna do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then we'll throw him a hundred dollars for the tip.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the tip.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. This is fast pitch. This is live bullets. This is not Kelly Blue balls. And somebody said in my name. Neighbor thinks maybe kind of sorta after they talk to their banker. This is checkbook time. And you can go to givemetheven.com and we're the highest buyers in the wholesale marketplace. We. We are the standard and we'll prove it to you. Just go, give me the vin.com if you want to sell your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, during the break, we were talking about training camp.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the football folks that are in training camp. I didn't realize Michael Turley actually got to go to the. Was it Dallas Cowboy training camp?

[John Clay Wolf]

Camp, yeah. I've been to a couple. Oxnard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but we're in Oxnard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good times. It's just kind of a drunk fest for media people, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's just that it's in a vacation, basically. Out there, you're covering the cowboys, but really what you're doing is just partying all night.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to a strip bar in California? Yeah, a couple. Is it different or same thing? Well, it's different because they allow a lot more. As far as the oddity, there's a place called Jumbo's Clown Room.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jumbo's Clown Room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jumbo's Clown Room.

[J.D. Ryan]

You almost don't have to go any further.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where we met Bobbo? No, no, we didn't beat papa there. But this place had one arm strippers.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Only one arm strippers?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there was just. There was a couple one arm like little people.

[Bobbo]

There was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Small people there. Oh, yeah. You know, the problem with that one arm stripper deal is they got to shave that patch because when they peel that piece of skin over the nub, a lot of times the area that has the. The armpit hair, then their armpits, like up by their neck. Neck after they pull the skin back over the nub. And then that.

[Bobbo]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That same patch of skin keeps growing armpit hair. I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did not know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of nasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, also, Bob, didn't you go to cowboy training camp as well?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I confuse you, baba?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that. You totally made that out. This is not true.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's absolutely true.

[Bobbo]

It's not how many one arm strippers have you been around, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's seen him at Jumbo's Clown House.

[Bobbo]

Oh yeah, look at you. You haven't been around.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a one arm stripper at maximum Wichita Falls riding that. Right, that midget one arm stripper that was, was riding a tricycle.

[Bobbo]

As we say little people and yeah, I remember her all right. Very nice girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Babo, did you ever go to cowboy training camp when they were out by you?

[Bobbo]

Were they out in Wichita Falls? Yeah, we did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would Witchita Falls. Why would the cowboys do that? Of all the bizarre things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's so much cooler, you know, it's 40 degrees cooler up in Wichita Falls.

[Bobbo]

What was their idea at Midwestern State University? The dean was an upand comer. He was very big PR guy and he made the deal with Jerry and they brought training camp Jerry to Midwestern State University.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry didn't own athenity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. For those that don't know, Wichita Falls is basically out in the sticks. It'd be like Bakersfield if it was 120 degrees.

[Bobbo]

Exactly. Yeah, it was hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

And with a meth problem it was hot.

[Bobbo]

But it was cool. Going to strip clubs then because you can see Michael Irvin sometimes, man, hanging around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly.

[Bobbo]

I know. I actually spoke to Michael. I said, Michael. He said, hey man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly.

[Bobbo]

He's walking right by me. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Tim. An O3 expedition with 264,000 miles. What do you think I'm gonna offer you for this one?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man, this truck is in mint condition, dude. I've got like 264,000 miles. I get over 20 miles to the gallon because it doesn't even have Cadillac converters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start over. Tim, what do you think I'm gonna offer you for this truck Take too?

[Caller/Listener]

I was trying to get about 10. Now listen, John, seriously, I had a serious question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

One, I don't even know what this vehicle's worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Caller/Listener]

The second question is I want to buy a 2010 Ford Expedition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh.

[Caller/Listener]

Could I go through you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I do not sell cars to the public. I do not sell cars to public. I actually, I changed our license recently to wholesale only. So I don't even have a license to sell a car to a non dealer anymore.

[Harry Johnson]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because I don't want to. And there's a tax thing on franchise taxes. Wholesale only changes our. We do, you know, several hundred million dollars worth of transactions a year and I don't, don't even want to be in that space where they're even talking about franchise or revenue taxes. Okay, so 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so Bob.

[Bobbo]

I like that his Tourette.

[J.D. Ryan]

I feel the rails one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's deal with Britney Spears dog.

[Bobbo]

She is in the news a lot lately, isn't she?

[Uncle Scooter]

What?

[Bobbo]

Okay, you. You guys may not know this but I had daughters that were just the proper age and Tabitha may have been part of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Britney.

[Bobbo]

The song Toxic by Britney. This was after, I think either after or right before her troublesome time with the drunk driving and the Lindsay Lohan behavior. Being friends with Paris Hilton. So we have a clip of the song Toxic by Britney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Bobbo]

And this is the intro. Like I'm about talking. Talking about.

[Larry Moore]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No, it's. That's the new one. You know that one, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that we're smooth ass out of material when we're playing drops of Britney Smith's dog.

[Bobbo]

But that's. That's a song talks. There's a guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we just hang it up now?

[Bobbo]

Who has taught his dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going somewhere with it.

[Bobbo]

To sing the lick from the intro of that song. I know I have doubts of my own.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lick me where I fart. All right. Thanks Bobbo. Let's give Bob a big round of applause for that moment in Britney Spears dogs history.

[Bobbo]

Because the hillbillies love animal sounds like the screaming sheep. I never get tired of that screaming goat man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't either.

[Bobbo]

Play it Charlie. Come on, let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, you know Elon Musk, we forgot to bring up one other thing. So the. So he's such a pompous prick.

[Bobbo]

Are you sure that how you really feel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the. The guys overseas straight me out. The soccer players that were stranded, okay. In the cave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I'm trying to get the name Taiwan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that situation. I don't know the specifics, but I know that Elon Musk, he got involved in this. He got involved with.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wanted high soccer players. He tied T H A I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, the. Elon Musk wanted to like make a submarine or do some Tesla. He wanted attention.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wanted to take a tragic event and get attention for it like he always does. Like sending that car into space and blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. In the. The guy that was really trying to help the soccer players told him no, go away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Do they really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And Elon Musk called him a pedophile.

[Caller/Listener]

What? Read it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, it Up. Swear to God. It's ridiculous.

[Bobbo]

Where did you. Where did you see that? Well, I'll look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all over the place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Elon Musk has offered to help rescue Thai soccer player. Team stuck in cave. Blah, blah, blah.

[Bobbo]

I don't see the.

[John Clay Wolf]

He called him a pedo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Can I tell you something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

That was his dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Elon Musk. Dog?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, singing the Britney Spears song. You taught him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You taught him that. Right after you taught him the peanut butter trick.

[Bobbo]

Which doesn't really work, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I want to hear the story about you and Kyle. Kyle. And tell me again, because Kyle's coming back and I want to get the story straight. I've told you this before. Where Bobbo and Kyle. Actually, I probably should get Kyle to tell the story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell me who Kyle is.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter.

[Bobbo]

Oh, good old Kyle Peters. Yeah, he's a former employee of the company. You know, back in. Was this 09?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell the story. So Bobbo and Kyle get wasted, they go out, they pick up a couple of girls in the middle of the night in small town Texas. Now, I follow you, they bring them back, and when they wake up the next morning, their TVs are gone.

[Bobbo]

You're telling it wrong. You're telling it totally wrong. Okay, we saw these young ladies walking and we're driving in the car. We call it driving. And so we picked them up, we thought they might like a ride. Now I'm. I'm taking them to Kyle's room. Kyle was staying in a hotel in town. Kyle is freaking out in the car. He goes, we can't do this, man. We can't do this, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Bobbo]

Just be cool, Kyle. We'll get him up there. You got a hot tub, man? It's going to be fine. We have a ball. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is he upset?

[Bobbo]

Well, he's just little, little stopping.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're good.

[Bobbo]

So when we get to his hotel, he makes me leave. He says, you got to take him back. You got to take him back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're burning it. You're burning it. You're burning it.

[Harry Johnson]

Right?

[Bobbo]

So, so we, we take him back. We let him go. I take Kyle back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like, like, like, like, like fish.

[Bobbo]

Like I went home and now listen, we were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swim away, little fish.

[Bobbo]

We were 15 sheets high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

It's crazy. Flip forward nine hours. Eight o' clock in the morning, I wake up, I've been robbed. Yeah, my apartment.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, so the girls had nothing to do with it.

[Bobbo]

Or they did nothing at all to do with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not what he says.

[Bobbo]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle.

[Bobbo]

Well, how does he know? He went to his hotel room.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who robbed your house?

[J.D. Ryan]

So somebody else randomly robbed your house the night you brought hookers home?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Now, this is only three nights after I moved in. I had some. And we. I worked with the city police on this, too. The people living and the apartment manager as well. The people that live three doors down from me had been evicted, were kicked out. Okay. And were leaving the day of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the hookers go to your home that night? Did they do that?

[Bobbo]

You never do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not the story that Kyle tells. Kyle, if you're listening. Listening, please call in and straighten this out now.

[Bobbo]

What's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I think Bobbo's lying.

[Bobbo]

What's funny is, I woke up and couldn't find my wallet. Okay. And then I couldn't find my phone. I thought, what's it go? And then I noticed a couple of things missing. So I ran to the apartment office and called the boss and said, hey, I'm running late.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when he got to the office, his eyebrows were missing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember. Remember AJ on the Sopranos? Of course. When. When he. When he got. Wait. They shaved his eyebrows off? No, there's nothing that happened to me in 1992.

[Bobbo]

Really? Did they paint your toenails?

[John Clay Wolf]

They. They shaved one eyebrow off. It was Michael Grimes. He's a lobbyist in. In Austin, Texas, And. Michael, good morning. If you're listening, give me a call when you talk about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've never talked about this, but now I know that it was you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was someone else. Allegedly. Allegedly. Everything's allegedly, right. No, Michael's old friend of mine, but they tell me it was Grimes that did it.

[Bobbo]

Allegedly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Allegedly.

[Bobbo]

It's not how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. Someone shaved my right eyebrow off when I was sleeping in that chair. Okay. And then they, like, made lines in my left one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had to wear big, stupid sunglasses for, like, three months. And. And I had to color an eyebrow on my right eye.

[Bobbo]

That's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I looked like a Martian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe no drink till you pass out next time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just sleeping.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just sleeping.

[Harry Johnson]

You were.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody sleeps through that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio. Forgivemethemitten.com no more speed. I'm almost there.

[Uncle Scooter]

Hey, quit it. Can you make me snow cone? I really think it's time for us to do something.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I am warning you. There's a monster, monster inside of me, and you don't want to wake him up. If I gotta be awake, he gotta be awake.

[Show Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And this is your Effing Crazy by Axl Rose, Esquire.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the clean version of the dirty version?

[Bobbo]

Gosh, I hope it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We're gonna find out in a minute.

[Harry Johnson]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're fixing to find out. Turley, you got the dump button ready? Oh, it's always ready. Okay. Strip Club dj, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

What's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller/Listener]

I just wonder if I can make a quick PSA on your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. I just want to let your customers know, the people that we're buying the cars from, that we are not coming with a car hauler. We are coming to drive your vehicle away. Please make sure the car runs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the drive. The. The buyers need to be asking them that question. That's their job, to set it up properly before you get dispatched.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I got three. I had three cars this week. We couldn't drive off. They thought we were coming in the car hauler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? So, yeah, you need to. You need to let the managers know. Hey, strip club, as long as we're on the air and you've gone ahead and just. Just jumped in the middle of the program, you've been. You've been trying to get my attention for, like, three weeks now. Strip club wants to renegotiate his pay. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

He is in Los Angeles.

[Caller/Listener]

Do this on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, of course. So. So are you taking a cut of your driver's juice?

[Caller/Listener]

To be honest with you, John, 95 of the vehicles that we pick up in South Louisiana I put my hands on personally, okay? I go on every single one. My driver gets 50 of what you're paying me for a car, and I'm thinking that's more than fair for me to pay my drivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so. So if we pay a hundred dollars to go pick one up and I pay the fuel. He gets $50, you get $50. Okay, so you're saying that the way the math works is 650 an hour.

[Caller/Listener]

Eight dollars an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

So coming from Baton Rouge. From Baton Rouge. Okay, well, the problem is, is. Is you're going. You're. I just need to change the location. All right? I mean, is this true? When I do the math on it, is there not some funky deal that's like strip club DJ tip money? You there his reception's terrible. I lost him. Or he didn't want to talk about that on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Brandon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, San Diego's here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What do you think? We're new out there. I don't know if you knew that. What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

I love it, man. I like the organ. Listen to you last week about your organ and trauma with that, man. That was cool. That was cool. Get your organ back.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're working on. Thanks, Brandon, for checking in. So the. So the. The oldest son. He turns 12 this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your son.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And Max. And, you know, what do you want. Where do you want to go for dinner? It's your birthday dinner, big time. Right. You know, you get to pick it. Chinese buffet. Oh, awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chinese buffet. It was the nastiest, rankest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was it his choice to go to that specific place?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it's the only near one. Near joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he must have good memories of one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whenever Mexicans are owning and operating the Chinese buffet. Yeah, you need to watch out. Watch your lay. Watch you lay. Watch your leg. Because it's not authentic. It is not authentic.

[Bobbo]

I don't think they make the best Chinese food.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Bobbo]

Tommy Chong said to me personally, he said, you know what? One thing about the Latin Americans, they make the best Chinese food. If you go backstage at any buffet, you know who's making the food?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Bobbo]

Our Latina brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think that I was thinking about this, okay. Like, could you imagine going to it? Because they. In all industries, they have conventions.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The laundry machine operators convention, the radio guys convention. Absolutely. There's a Chinese buffet, restaurateur convention, probably. Can you imagine that? That set up. Because all that stuff is the same. They put that stuff on ice. How long do they keep it out there, man? I mean, you know, the crab meat.

[Bobbo]

Well, it depends on the restaurant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But I think there's some. Some that, like, leave it out there too long. I. I think if you could put a tracking device on that piece of chicken chow mein and really time it out, put a cookie on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the thing. If you have to put a timer on it, don't go there. If you really are that concerned, don't go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the seafood out of this, my. It reminded me of this chicken place one time, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kent said. He said, man, this is really good. He said, y' all marinate this? Like. Absolutely. We marinated 24 hours. I marinate it myself. What do you marinate it in?

[J.D. Ryan]

Msg oh my God. Proud of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, when I left that place, I puked.

[Bobbo]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I puked. I just. I made myself puke to get rid of it. It was just nasty.

[Bobbo]

That's crazy. You're usually so hearty and I love.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Chinese food, but these Chinese buffets and all that. That crab meat that's got the good color and all that. Yeah, it's got to be bs.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody knows the secret behind the Chinese buffet. Racket.

[J.D. Ryan]

Racket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, how can they really make that much food and keep it all out there for that long? And it all works out.

[Bobbo]

It's actually a fact that MSG is a hell of a preservative as well though, right? Am I wrong about that, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's great for you, man.

[Bobbo]

So saccharine monosodium glutamate, baby. Convention. 2018, 2011.

[John Clay Wolf]

2011 Wrangler. Is it a two door or four door? Cody Two door hard top or soft?

[Caller/Listener]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lifted or stock?

[Caller/Listener]

Stock. It's got aggressive tires with 15,000 miles on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it automatic or stick? Air conditioned?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic air conditioning, power locks, power windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

2011 sport 118 four wheel drive, hard top wrangler. Think it's 11 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up, we'll buy it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air. Be right back. Get this. Microsoft said actually caught Russia trying to medal in the midterm election.

[Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by giveme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Russians knew they were busted when.

[Bobbo]

Clippy the paperclip popped up and said.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like you're trying to hack an election. Thank you, Clippy.

[Show Announcer]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, Clippy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think with all the stuff. This is toto, by the way. This is a good lick.

[Bobbo]

That whole first album was really, really good though.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking to a friend mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, kids should be doing worse things than we did because of the Internet and the exposure they have to everything, everything. Curse words, nudity, blah blah, blah. And I don't think that they're as bad. Charlie, do you think kids today are as bad as we were?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think they're defined bad. You know, actually doing things better, seeing things that are bad. Because I mean you see anything, you see so many things head get chopped off. And believe me, I never saw that when I was growing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're growing up quicker. They're Seeing things that we didn't see.

[DJ Pre K]

At a young age.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, well, I mean my dad had, we had satellite dish. Okay? Not dish, the monster one in the 80s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big as a room.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if it was, you know, you moved it from satellite to satellite, right? And if it was on the other angle axis, you knew what satellite he was on. And it wasn't the HBO channel, right, it was the adult channel. And they had, they had a switch in the garage that cut off all the cable. I mean the coax system for upstairs where the kids rooms were. Okay. But you know, as time passes and, and they get tired of messing with it, it just stayed on because I'd go downstairs in the garage and flip it back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flip the switch back?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, sure, you bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean I had full on porno in seventh, sixth grade in the old room on channel three. Rolling man. Didn't affect you rolling?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I just wonder if, I don't know, I, I, I wonder if kids are not as. I, I was afraid that the Internet would ruin everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, well, it makes it harder as a parent cuz you don't know what your kids are seeing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not sure you ever did, but it's just easier now for kids to see anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, have you ever Yahoo Beer? Yahoo Beer?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Babo. And you ever Yahoo Beer? What?

[Bobbo]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yahoo Beer. Go into convenience store after hours. You know they cut it off at midnight, isn't it?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grab it out of the cooler and run.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you scream Yahoo on the way out the door. You've never done that?

[Bobbo]

No. That's a great way to go to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I was gonna say, does that make it okay? Is that all sin free?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean like you know how we practice in football? You know, you have your plays and so we would, we would practice our play. Like we'd have a guy a blocking back at the door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, like you know, you grab the beer and you run out. Yo, Yahoo. And then here comes the clerk. And then the blocking back checks him at the door.

[Caller/Listener]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take him down. And then everybody's good because he's down on the ground. You got time to get in the car going, sure. But you throw a 20 at him so that you're not stealing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's a game that you technically have paid for the beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not, it's not like it's late night, you need some beer. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's after hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's after hours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[Larry Moore]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

In the small town Is it stealing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's not stealing if you paid for it.

[Bobbo]

Who did you pay?

[John Clay Wolf]

You paid the guy. You just, you just, you just, you just broke the rule on time. Broke the law. Well, in the underage part too, there's two rules.

[J.D. Ryan]

Broke the law?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can call it a rule all you want. It's like, hey, they got this rule against murder. It's called a law.

[John Clay Wolf]

You rule, Charlie. You're lying. You've Yahoo Beer. No. Y' all never did it? Ah, no. In the hard streets of Grand Prairie, you get shot for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Really, there's places in a small town they would know you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So. Yeah, take your body check I up, I'll Upgrade you with a.38 in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the Arab, the, you know the, the Foreigner convenience store in the wrong part of town where they just opened up and remember how it was, they're selling. You know, you had your, your gas stations around town that were taking the bad IDs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does anybody remember this? Oh, I knew those. Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

We did that in Oklahoma at college. Yeah. Durant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that one station man. And they would be. Their business would just be a booming for about 90 days. I mean like it just lined up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Cuz they, they sold the good beer too in Oklahoma. They had that watered down. Be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio grant. 05 Silverado with 135,000 miles leather clothes. Average rough or clean. Sir, Average rough or clean condition.

[Caller/Listener]

Probably clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a two wheel drive Chevy, eight cylinder Silverado. Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does, does six grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

It should six grand fly it. Yeah, I think the retail was crew five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was. How was, how much? Ten. Five. Well, put your list. Put, put, put your deal on Craigslist and get the Craigslist crazies. Now go ahead and get some life insurance before you do this because when they, when they tie you, rape you and throw you in the trunk and stab you in the, in the leg, remember that your own uncle Johnny warned.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and you saved a hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll say I'll buy it for about $7,000. But see the deal with that truck is it needs financing and, and unless you're willing to carry the note and make payments to the guy, the guys that have $10,000 aren't going to buy that truck. They'll go put it down on a new one or they'll go put $2,000 down on a new one anyway. Go to givemethevin.com if you want to sell it, please don't get killed.

[Bobbo]

Speaking of psycho killers. Yeah, we like Talking Heads, don't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

David Burns, publicist is saying he's doing some brass sometimes. Would we like to have him on the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

Show, yes.

[Bobbo]

Cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Psycho killer. He's a weird dude. I wonder what he's like in person.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. He's a genius. I saw him on, I think the Daily show recently. He. Yeah, he's out there. But you know, David Burn, Talking Heads. That's a lot smarter music than. Than I realize.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's he from?

[Bobbo]

I think he's from Texas, isn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have no idea. I mean, they're an MTV the the Family, same as it ever was. And he's chopping his hand about. Nice little house, nice little car. Remember, once in a lifetime. Is that the name of that song? He's a weird dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

And another Texas person, Demi Lovato, went to rehab this week out of. After a heroin overdose. She used to live on my street in Colleyville, Texas.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dallas, Fort Worth. Had no idea. I'm out in front of the yard one day on a Sunday and a Dallas cowboy bus comes by my house. Never happens on a small street. They stop down the street, they drive away. I look at the halftime game and it's Demi. Is it Lovato?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. She's doing the halftime thing.

[Bobbo]

Thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her family lived on my street. It was the weirdest thing. Now she said, yeah, she had a hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she admit to it being heroin?

[J.D. Ryan]

He did not admit to it, but everybody said, yeah, it's heroin. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? That's. No, you don't see that drug nowadays. That's the 90s drug. Is it? Yeah, it's like Sopranos.

[J.D. Ryan]

H. So what would be the drug nowadays? I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, tell us about your drug experiences.

[Bobbo]

Opioids?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe so. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean, an 11 dually four wheel drive lariat with leather. 52,000 miles forward F350 crew cab. Does have a sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not have a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's white with a tan boot stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 52,000 miles on 2011. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Others pay off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what have you had anybody else look at it? I'm long on good. Good mild dually. I mean, good mild diesels. Right now, I think they're. I'm paying a lot for them. What does this 28,000. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

I thought it would bring more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. What. What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably mid-30s on an 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're here in 18. So it's a 7 year old truck. I hear you. You've got great miles in this. That first year, that new body style. I think. I think I was BSing about the 28. I just wanted to see what you really thought. I think it's. I think with 52,000 miles on a 7 year old Ford.

[Caller/Listener]

I know it has a. It has a BMW turnover ball in the back of it as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I know. I'll give 30,000. Do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's take a look at the pictures. And let me do a little research and see if I can come up with more than 30.

[Larry Moore]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, man. Thanks. 800-800-7234. Just skip the phone call. Just go to. Give me the VI N. Give me the VIN.com. who's this guy Michael in Odessa wants California people to stay away from Texas. Huh? What? What are you talking about?

[Bobbo]

Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man.

[Caller/Listener]

There's no jobs out here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

Tell everybody out there in the left coast that there's no jobs. Oh, by the way, I'm gonna give JD Some pointers on going to them. I know Bobbo can't finish a deal when you go to them. The little Asian massage parlor. Okay, Check out their hands first. The smaller the hands, the more it makes you feel better about yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? There we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and all of the other bumper stickers at the truck stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have it. The smaller the hands, the more it makes you feel better about yourself. Brandy and Amarillo.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wonder why you can't get a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got a job. Hey. 140, 000 mile leather roof. Nav. F. No, it's a. It's a Dodge half ton.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

144, 000 miles on an 11 leather roof. Nav. 10,000.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's right.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not gonna let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller/Listener]

Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What'd you say?

[Caller/Listener]

I probably won't go quite that cheap, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Brandy, how much are you?

[Caller/Listener]

I was Thinking probably somewhere around 12ish is what I was thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

1200 an hour. Bob. JD do you want to do that? Sure. Brandy, send us some pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, and speaking of, we had some gals teasing about taking bikini pics out of California next to their cars and posting on the John Clay Wolf show page. And our listeners actually every day have gone in. They're like, where's these pictures? Where's these pictures? They're waiting for y'.

[J.D. Ryan]

All. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the John Clay Wolf show page and, you know, show your stuff. I mean, all, all these Texas guys, we teased them in Louisiana and Oklahoma with, with the beautiful California women, and none them of of them showed up.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And if we're going to miss you if you drop off in the next three or four minutes, our stream continues for another hour at john claywolf.com right at the very top, there's a stream button.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have 8,000 people on the stream right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. That's from all over the world. It's weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird because JD has the stats. I can't believe when you told me that almost fell out of my chair. Yeah, we have 8,000 people streaming right now. Yep. That's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's very cool. It's a good number.

[Bobbo]

I think My mom is three of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

8,000? I, I. Dude, I would have guessed like 400.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, why would 8,000. Why don't they just listen to radio?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because the stream is continues and it's easier for some people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, the podcast goes up about 1 o'. Clock. And Gloria, you can't do that to me. You can't do that to me. All right, hang on. Just sit down. Just sit down and wait. Well, actually, what she's doing is she's bringing me checks to sign because customers are downstairs right now bringing us their cars and we're paying for them. But she can't run up to me when I'm on the air because it blows my head. I'll be back in just a minute. These people with bumper stickers that say, we are the proud parents of an.

[Show Announcer]

Honor student, broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's something realistic.

[Caller/Listener]

We have a daughter in public school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who hasn't been knocked up yet.

[Show Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stevie Wonder at the Mark Cuban birthday party tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? And I just got my tickets.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool. Cool that they invited you, man.

[Uncle Scooter]

Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's awesome that they invited you over, Mark. This house is supposedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Mark passes out, I'm shaving his eyebrows off. Oh, they're already gone.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you're welcome, Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he gonna run for president?

[Bobbo]

No, I wish you would. Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wish he would. Yeah, because I run a basketball team. How the hell is he gonna do It.

[Bobbo]

Because I've come to love the spectacle of it. You know, I never thought a celebrity in office would be so not boring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boring.

[Bobbo]

You know, it's anything but boring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Arnold Schwarzenegger ask his. His maid, his housemaid, if it was boring.

[Bobbo]

It probably wasn't it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I was out there in Malibu, there's a Gold's Gym in. Gosh, I'm. What the hell? Santa Monica.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever go to the California Stories?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And Malibu. Arnold Schwarzenegger works out there at 6am Almost every. Every. Every week is what this guy said.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. Almost every day. I mean, why wouldn't he and John Claude. Fan dam.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't they have their own place?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I said.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got friends. I have friends that I know personally that workout gyms in their homes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, I'm telling you, they're in there. And Sylvester Stallone's brother's in there too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then they want to be frank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then they want to be seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It motivates, pure and simple. That's what it is. But I brought up the kid. He said the kid's always with him.

[Harry Johnson]

Which kid?

[John Clay Wolf]

The housekeeper's son. His. His real son that looks a lot like him. So for those of y' all who. Who don't know. So Arnold screwing the maid years ago. Years ago, knocks her up. She has a kid out of wed. I mean, and. And it comes out about, I don't know, five years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull up the pictures online. I mean, it's like the spitting image. Now, the maid, she's not very cute.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, she was available.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow. I mean, it was like he was sleepwalking or something.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, you get close to the help sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but she's pretty. She's kind of rough. Book no air.

[Bobbo]

Car terms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right. In car terms. But the kid looks so much like him, it's amazing.

[Bobbo]

She's a salvage title mate.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But he's taking this kid on and he drags him around with him and goes his gym workout.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's John with all his west coast stories now. You're a cool dude, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I went one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're being invited to Mike to Mark Cuban's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and me both.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. I'm going. They're gonna let me. I'm gonna begin to park the cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd. Duncan, Oklahoma. Kids are doing the boiling water challenge.

[Caller/Listener]

John, I. I'm not kidding you. Thanks. First of all, thanks for having me on real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was you. It was Todd from Duncan, Oklahoma. Or Stevie Wonder. I had to pick one of them. So I took. Todd, you're on.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, right. Right on, brother. Hey, listen. No, no, seriously. There I was, going through my face feed, and. And there's these kids boiling water on the stove and dumping it straight on their head when it went to a boiling temp. And there's people out there with garden hoses, spraying them down directly after.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that going for them?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I know it's like the tide pod challenge, you know, eating soap. It's unbelievable. I couldn't. I couldn't believe I said, this is our future, guys. This is our future.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you watched it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, dumbasses have been around for a long time. Let me tell you a story about a guy named. I'll call him John Doe in high school.

[Bobbo]

I know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched him go into convulsions one day because he was taking hits of Freon off of Clifford's home air conditioner on the side of the house.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And this was in 1980. 1989. So John was, you know, he was going up to the unit on the side of the home and inhaling hits of Freon, and it wasn't working out for him very well.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't suggest to other kids that they do that. I don't think. I don't think it was getting him high at all. I think it was just putting him into cardiac arrest.

[Caller/Listener]

So I don't. I don't think Freon would do anything to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It matters if it's R12 or the new stuff, but I really. I don't know. But if they want to dump hot, boiling hot water on their head, you got a man.

[Caller/Listener]

Just Google it. It'll show you. And it shows these people with garden hoses are spraying them down like they're panicked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they should be painted because it's very high temperature.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no kidding. I mean, it's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the next. The next deal is for young males to put their unit in door jams and slam doors on it repeatedly and see if it swells.

[Bobbo]

You know what?

[Caller/Listener]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Caller/Listener]

Don't say it, because that. That'll probably happen if you're that dumb.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really do that, because that way there's be no children following your foot.

[Bobbo]

So much for Shark Week, huh? More people have died from tide pods in this country in the past year than shark attacks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do people die from tide pods? Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's fine. Bag of pocket. Look the number up if you'd like to really know what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what, what brings up. Hey, let's. Let's take shots of soap.

[Harry Johnson]

YouTube.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put it on there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember. Do you remember when all the fate. When all the rage was and DJ Pre K? You're. You're a hood rat from way back. Some of you guys are looking for ways to get a buzz that are unconventional, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are some unconventional buzz things that. Techniques that you've been exposed to.

[DJ Pre K]

I've seen some crazy things, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[DJ Pre K]

Huffing air duster was a big thing back in the. In the day, man. Get you a nice big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that like. Is that like the whipped cream? Is that compressed air?

[DJ Pre K]

Kind of. You just get some air duster, you grab it and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Air duster is the stuff you clean the keyboards off with. Sure. Have you ever done a. What do you call the balloons?

[DJ Pre K]

Whip it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, whip it.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I ain't done it. You know, I used to hang out in trap houses, though, where you could get anything you wanted to, man. And people get dumb off that stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd be lying if I. If I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done a whip it or two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just the end of the. Of this whipped cream.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so what you do, you take a CO cartridge, like a air gun cartridge, okay, CO2, and you put it in this little cracker and you put a balloon over the end of the cracker. So when you crack the CO2 cartridge, it blows the balloon up huge.

[Bobbo]

Oh, gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you take a big whiff off of the balloon and. I mean, I've never talked to Jesus Christ himself, but I did that day. Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, don't suggest. I'm not suggesting it. It was, it was, it was. It was weird. Hey, what? What? That was in college. We were experimenting. What. What, what else have you seen, man?

[DJ Pre K]

You know me, I'm kind of a square bear, man, when it comes to that stuff. But I know one time down in Houston, we got stranded in. Ended up at this guy bub's place who dealt pcp.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[DJ Pre K]

So I had a couple of friends who have dipped and dabbled in. In some of that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what happened to them? Well, I mean, when they did pcp, what did they do? Is PCP just meth? It's. No, no. What is pcp?

[DJ Pre K]

It's kind of like a psychedelic, you know, like a acid, man. Not quite. You know, like, it just makes you. You feel kind of invincible, man. Like if you see somebody running Naked down the street, you know, getting chased by police. They're most likely on pcp, also known.

[J.D. Ryan]

As angel dust, among other names. It's a drug used for the mind altering effects. PCP may cause hallucinations, distorted perceptions of sound, and very extremely violent behavior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, have you ever done pcp? Yes or no?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Bobo. Let's do it again. Baba, have you ever done pcp? Yes or no?

[Bobbo]

No. Never, ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No pcp, no heroin. I couldn't even get the shrooms to work. That's a true story. There are too many of us. We just didn't have enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

My roommates would. Would drink shroom coffee or shroom tea.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would. In. And the. The Carter's in his college house. He and lack, they had this coffee table, this monster bong that they call Jerry. Jerry Garcia, you know, big graphics.

[Bobbo]

Get it?

[John Clay Wolf]

And those guys just smoked grass and did. I mean, they did so much drugs, I'm surprised they're alive.

[Bobbo]

And this year, like 18, 19 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, 20, 21, 22.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, those are the experimentation years. I don't know. I'm living clean, but I did not do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done blow.

[Bobbo]

And I feel great.

[J.D. Ryan]

That I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just never have.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're hyper enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm scared of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You blow up. Even literally just blow up.

[Bobbo]

Nah, it's not going to hurt you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, have you dropped acid?

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

My cousin told me all about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long does that last last?

[Bobbo]

Oh, nine to 15 hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too long, really. Yeah, too long, says Turley.

[Bobbo]

You don't want to be in public, and you don't want to be around people you don't like or, or that you. You're not familiar with, you know, because it'll scare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine to 15 hours.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's a single hit. If you take two. And I. And I didn't know this from. A good friend told me this. If you take two, you might be looking at 24 to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And Pink Floyd never made so much sense, right? I bet not ever since. And you know, Three Stooges, man, I can see. And I'm. I'm not. It's kind of like the O.J. simpson, Chris Rock thing. I can. I can see that what Charles Manson did was horribly, horribly wrong. But I understand if he's out in the desert. Desert doing acid 24, 7, 7 days a week and listening to the wide album over and over, I could see where he might have thought the Beatles were talking to.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a peyote What? They call it a pellet or a cat button. Is that just marijuana?

[Bobbo]

No, it comes off a cactus, man. It's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[Bobbo]

It's a form of psilocybin, I think. You watched Young Guns, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I watched the Eagles History of. And they were talking about being out by the Joshua Tree and they took some peyote buttons.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's when they did that. The album cover shot when the sun was coming up over the desert. Yeah. And Hotel California. Ish era. And does it just get you buzzed like weed?

[Bobbo]

No, it's. I think it's a strong hallucinogen.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is psychoactive analog alkaloid. There's a picture of them. It just looked like a buzz button.

[John Clay Wolf]

You pick off a cactus. So do the hippies go out in the desert and pick the stuff off?

[Bobbo]

They have to. That's where they come from.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did the Indians invent it?

[Bobbo]

They probably discovered it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I meant.

[Bobbo]

Native Americans discovered it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they invented it.

[Bobbo]

And I. I hear that it can be very therapeutic. You know, this isn't something you just go to the bowling alley on. On mushrooms or peyote and play defense or space invaders and have a B hole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

But, you know, sitting in your home in a safe place with no children around and good friends and listening to some bad company or Foreigner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do not recommend any of this.

[Bobbo]

No. You know, but I there. You know, some doctors have said it can be very therapeutic. Minds are finally turning this way with this stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the mushrooms that grow in horse poop or cow dung. Is that the. Is that the one you want?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're cow of purpley.

[J.D. Ryan]

What got you on this channel today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just. I'm just interviewing. Oh, because we're talking about kids eating tide pods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How we went from peyote buttons to tide pods. I'm wondering the path. But really where I was going is. I remember 10 years ago when we were on the air and we were reporting that kids were doing jinkum.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's jinkum? I've never heard of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I figured that prek over the poor tough streets of Azel, Texas had had witnessed jenkum before. Do you know what jenkum is?

[DJ Pre K]

Pretty k. I'm a little bit familiar. But if it is what I think it is, we want no parts of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is true. It is human waste.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a bottle, fermented. And then you put a balloon on top of it and it fills up and then you Take a hit off that balloon and it'll get you. That was before tide pods. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna be sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a rough way to go. It's a rough way to go, Mike. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Morning. Have you ever got your loud and clear out here, San Diego?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of cool to have something for the gearheads on the weekends out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll send you some jinkum in the mail.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm cool on that, bud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I wouldn't mess around with any of those peyote buttons if I were you. They can make you permanently, you know, gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You live out there near the desert, so. Have you ever gone out there and tried one?

[Caller/Listener]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

And tell me about your experience.

[Caller/Listener]

I took the right amount that some old dude knew he's talking about said take, and that had me going for about two and a half days. So, yeah. And I. I remember asking this guy, am I going to be normal again? What's going on with this ever? But I wouldn't. I wouldn't recommend that for someone that's not used to it. So you live a couple mushrooms.

[John Clay Wolf]

You live in San Diego. How far did you have to drive to get the peyote? Did you naturally get it, or did you buy. I mean, did you go pick it out of the desert off a cat?

[Caller/Listener]

I. He had gone. I didn't actually go pick it out of the desert. Well, I was only out by Ramona. I wasn't actually. You know, that's not very far from here at all. About 45 minutes from the beach. But, yeah, you got to know what you're doing with that stuff. You could actually screw yourself up permanently.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I understand. And that's why we have Babo under protective custody. Thanks, Mike. 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 100 radio. You know, we just take care of you because that deal that. That triple acid thing, you know, your doctor loves, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, we have. We have only to play a little game here for a moment, right? For our break, this is real or Fake. Headline news. Is it real or is it Facebook folly? We have three headlines we're gonna read. You tell me which one's real, and the other two are obviously fake. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Headline number one one, a dog named Lucifer rescues his owner from a burning home in Kansas. Headline number two, passenger sues Spirit airlines after being removed due to excess body odor in the form of gas. And number three, Mann claims his GPS told him to turn onto an active Runway at Des Moines airport missing a landing. American Airlines regional jet by 100ft.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's ask Satan if what he thinks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Named Lucifer, rescued his owner from a burning home in Kansas. Passenger Sue's spear. And after being removed from exit for excess body odor, or the man claims his GPS told him to turn onto a Runway in Des Moines missing a jet by 100ft.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Larry Moore]

That's a great list, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You like us?

[Larry Moore]

I'll tell you, I love when you guys do this thing. First of all, I've been working with GPS units for a few years now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have?

[Larry Moore]

And we've had a lot of fun. The Runway thing, that doesn't. That doesn't sound like one of mine.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it doesn't.

[Larry Moore]

Nah, that's Michael. The Archangel Michael.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does he have fun?

[Larry Moore]

Oh, he loves this crew with people's heads, especially when they're driving.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[Larry Moore]

And he doesn't allow anything bad to happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

He missed the jab.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah. So there you go. Okay, so, yeah, the middle one sounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Close to true, but I'll tell you something. Passenger removed from a spirit airline after excess body odor in the form of gas.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah, I know. They just let you sit through that? Okay, we've all seen that a time or two.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you're gonna. You're gonna go with the dog named Lucifer. Rescued his owner from a burning home in Kansas.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah, and it's not really fair, but I know the guy who named his dog Lucifer.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah, we. We used to talk now and then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Larry Moore.

[Larry Moore]

Yeah, I understand he's off the peyote these days, and he's kind of hard to get a hold of. But Larry, if you're out there, that's the Prince of Darkness here. It's been a long time. Hope you're okay. You know, getting plenty of liquids and everything. Get in touch sometime. I got a deal for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate to say it, that the Devil was right. It is the Lucifer. The dog named Lucifer helped his owner out of a burning house. House burned down. Dogs fine, human's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

The next time he's around, I do need to ask him if the Devil did indeed go down to Georgia. If that was all made up. Ken, Good morning. You're on the air. Ken.

[Caller/Listener]

Ken.

[John Clay Wolf]

13:13 Nissan Rogue with 40 on it. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the payoff? There's not a need. There's no.

[Caller/Listener]

It's paid. It's paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're one of the few Nissan owners that has a paid off car. Congratulations for that. Someone from Nissan Motor Credit needs to send you a plaque. Get fired.

[J.D. Ryan]

How'd that happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got hubcaps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's the cheapie. Does it say SV on the back or S.

[Caller/Listener]

Doesn't say anything on the back. On the. On the title it says four door SW or four dsw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a clean carfax or do you know?

[Caller/Listener]

We got an auto check that we did with no more accidents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 4 grand. I mean a 7, 7 7, 500 buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

I was hoping to get a little more.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's 8,000, 8,000 could be doable, but I need to see pictures. Go loaded up into. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN.com. let me read the carfax, the auto check. Let me look at the pictures, make a decision.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will never hang out with these girls again. At one point, they start taking photos for the Internet.

[Show Announcer]

Presented by gimmethevit.com because I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you know this, but if you don't take enough photos for the Internet, you actually start to disappear like Marty McFly and Back to the Future. Hit him up right now.

[Show Announcer]

1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for laughing. They did not get that reference. This is a good song. We really need to go see Boston when they come again, Bob.

[Bobbo]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that was my favorite concert. Musically. Musically, that. I mean, not the environment, but. But the sound. It was just got. Sonically. It might have been the best concert I've ever been to.

[Bobbo]

Let me hit you with something. And you're going to make fun of me, but White Snake last week. All right, you got a great threesome. Jason Bottom's band, White Snake and Foreigner. Foreigner is always immaculately, musically perfect, but White Snake really, really impressed me. David Coverdale, the big screen will ruin it for you because he's ever been at 65 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But from a distance, he looks. Looks just like David Coverdale. And he sure as hell sings just like David Coverdale. He's got that night with mic stand, right? He's spinning around, doing his deal still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he 65 years old?

[Bobbo]

Wow. If he's a day, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I mean, He's. He's. He's 60. If he's a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mighty Joe in Louisiana. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up, buddy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just working. Having fun. I don't. I don't call this work. This is. This is actually escape.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, come over here.

[J.D. Ryan]

David Coverdale, 66.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Satan, you there? Right here, John, you got a. You've got a caller that has a question for you.

[Larry Moore]

Don't tell me all about.

[Caller/Listener]

How did they make holy water?

[Larry Moore]

Holy water?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want to make holy water.

[Larry Moore]

I don't want to disappoint you. Is this a joke?

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of, sort of, but not really.

[Larry Moore]

Okay, I'll play ball. Gosh, I don't know. How did they make holy water?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I mean, you once was an angel, right? So I wanted to know if you knew how they made holy water.

[Larry Moore]

Well, I mean literally. I know. Is there a punchline here?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, they boil the hell out of it.

[Bobbo]

You know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin, an 06 Impala with 113 average, rough or clean? Kevin? Hey. 06 Impala average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

It's, it's what? What? Did you say it again, please?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, your 06 Impala LT with 113,000 miles. Is the car average? Is the car rough or is it clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean. It's clean. I actually had to rebuild the engine. I don't run the car rough or anything. I just had an unfortunate thing and I rebuilt the original engine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Two months ago you spent more on.

[John Clay Wolf]

That than, than the car was worth. It's a two thousand dollar car. Maybe 20, maybe 2500, maybe 25.

[Caller/Listener]

I just wanted to kind of pick your brain on it. I wasn't sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Chris in Canyon Lake, California. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, sir. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just cutting a rug, having fun, chilling out.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, that's how we do it on the lake. We just cut boats and start ripping beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

2012 BMW 750 Li Long body, 82000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a white with average rougher clean.

[Caller/Listener]

It's, it's, it's super clean, pristine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the big wheels or the normal wheels? They've got a 19 or 20.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the factory 19s on it with brand new Continentals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an M Sport?

[Caller/Listener]

M Sport? Yes sir, it is.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. It's got the Alpena wing on the back. It's got the Alpena front spoiler in the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right then I think I'm a 15 grand buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

Ah, darn. I owe like 24, 25 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're hammered deep, dude. Go drive it off in a lake and get your insurance money. All right. Chantel in Los Angeles. Good morning.

[Uncle Scooter]

Good Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you picking us up? Because I did not know that we were on the air in LA yet. I thought we were just on there in San Diego.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm driving home from LA and I'm headed to gain a point home and I'm stuck in traffic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way.

[Caller/Listener]

Parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in California and you're stuck in traffic. I don't believe you.

[Caller/Listener]

Nevada. Stuck in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the temperature out there today? We're in Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, It's a cool seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say 107?

[Caller/Listener]

Cool 107. Cool 107.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were dying over here. It's so much nicer where you are than here. Hey, this, this, this BMW is not worth much money to us because the miles are so high.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay? It's my daughter's car and she wants an suv. She drove it through quality, perfect condition. It was always parked in her garage and we're just good. There's nothing wrong with another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there anybody else that you can give it to? Because if you have anybody else in your family that needs a car, you'd be better giving them this, this car than selling it. Because it's just when, when you get these older BMWs and Mercedes with that many miles on them, the value just goes to the floor. I mean, I'm talking a thousand bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. I hear you. That you can, you can stand in my lane at the auction and buy this car for a thousand dollars.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the tires press almost.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. That's why I said if there's anybody in your immediate group, a friend that has a kid in college that you could like, sell it to for nothing or give it to, you're better off. And the reason is, is it costs so much to repair this car. If something breaks that, it's a throwaway. Yeah, that's, that's the hang up.

[Caller/Listener]

And the cold street is perfect. I mean, the car has this so well taken care of.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's just a matter of, okay, hey, this is a bad example. But, but deal. But where? Deal with me. I've got a gallon of milk, right? And today is July. What's today, J.D. july something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Today is July.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's say it's August 1st, 28th. Okay. And it expires August 1st, and today's July 28th.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it, you know, what will you give me for it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, not much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because it's just got a couple of days left. And that's the thing with these German cars with high miles that are old. They've just Got a couple of. They've got. You never know when the last run is. It's any minute now that the timing chain is going to throw or the valves going to stick, and it's a throwaway because it's not worth fixing. And that's the problem. So I hope that helps.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah. She's going to be at Graduates College, and then she's going to be a ski instructor in Sun Valley. So the BMW is just not working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sun Valley, Idaho.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. This is the prettiest place. People don't even know how pretty that is up there.

[Caller/Listener]

It's awesome every year. But she's a master's in account when she graduates in December, so she can be a ski instructor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, JD's looking for a new girlfriend. You ought. You ought to hook them up on Facebook. Does she like older men? Like 70 years old?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. You're killing me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Chantel.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dana Point. She's out by Dana Point. 70 degrees there right now. It's beautiful. I went to an AA meeting in Dana Points.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful. JD went to an. Let's get back on the phone and talk about JD's AA meeting.

[J.D. Ryan]

A point. It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you went through rehab, you did go to California for how long?

[Bobbo]

I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I went to Loma Linda, California, for 30 days. And that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that like?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was. What was the rehab like? It was pretty cool. You go to daily meetings, you go to men's meetings. You take acupuncture, you do a little bit. Everything you learn, you learn to. You get a toolbox for moments of stress when you want to go drink. In the old days, you just do something different. That's all. That's the long and short of it, Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is. What is in your toolbox for when you want to go drink?

[Bobbo]

When I want to what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go drink.

[Bobbo]

What's in my toolbox?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Were you listening to what JD was saying?

[J.D. Ryan]

I.

[Bobbo]

Not really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course not.

[Bobbo]

I don't. Are you talking about to make me not want to. To drink?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just. Or. Or if he. He mentioned his toolbox for when he wants to go drink. They give him tools in his toolbox to keep him from drinking. I should know what your toolbox looked like.

[Bobbo]

My toolbox. Okay. My. My toolbox. And JD laughs his ass off when I tell him this. I decide, you know, I fell down last October, all right? Fell down, planted my face, broke my glasses. Jack Daniels. I don't drink the whiskey anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobbo]

Okay. And I told JD I switched to red wine only. And I bought smaller glasses and you drink more. So far so good.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you drink a whole bottle of it.

[Bobbo]

About 3. About 3 weeks ago on a Wednesday, feeling kind of pent up, you know, And I went and bought the smallest tiny little bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label you've ever seen. It was proportionate, it was about six inches tall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And this big around square. About two inches on a side.

[Larry Moore]

Square.

[Bobbo]

$10.99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like an enema.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, 10.99. You get three glasses on the rocks out of this. It's the best Wednesday of my life in recent memory. Really enjoyed it. That's my toolbox.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you keep a little, A little traveler of Johnny Walker?

[Bobbo]

No toolbox.

[Larry Moore]

No.

[Bobbo]

I buy a tiny one and I drink it and I get it over with, get it gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So is the bet is your toolbox, it's just a miniature toolbox.

[Bobbo]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what you're saying is instead of having a large one because if you had a full size bottle, then you'd go through the whole bottle and make you sick.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. And I. And I'd miss work the next day and I'd probably go and steal a monkey and all kinds of horrible stuff would happen. What I'm saying is do it. Buy the ticket, take the ride, get it over with. Three glasses of scotch is not gonna kill you and you're not gonna kill anybody. And you go to bed, you rest good. I felt great the following Thursday morning. I don't want to be one to advocate, you know, sex and liquor and craziness, okay. To the general public, but. But in my case, it's kind of worked. That's my toolbox.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, there's your toolbox. Well, we can do one or two things. I can go back into some fun news or we can do one more. One more round. Are we gonna break?

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to do DJ Pre K's Walmart. Did you, did you run to Walmart last night?

[Bobbo]

Well, let's start.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so here's the deal. Real quick. Before we go out, tell us. Here's the game. Start calling in now with your guesses. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K. What time did you go to Walmart?

[DJ Pre K]

About, about, you know, 8:45.

[John Clay Wolf]

8:45.

[DJ Pre K]

A little bit late.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how much did you spend?

[DJ Pre K]

See man, I got paid, so I've been balling out, but this time I spent about 247. That's the Walmart everyday low price.

[John Clay Wolf]

$202 or $2.47. So we got a guess what item he bought for $2 and 47 cents. And if you guess it, then you get it. Last week it was a pack of wife beaters. The week before that, it was a license plate holder for his new Cadillac that the. The winner let him keep it, which was so nice. And this week we have no idea what it is. And. And when we come back in just a minute, we're gonna do it. So start calling in now, 800-800-Radio, and we'll figure out what DJ.

[Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, does he play this in his live show? Bob.

[Bobbo]

You know, I've never seen Clapton, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if he play. I need to look at his set list. If he plays any Cream or any of that good old stuff.

[Bobbo]

He's always played Crossroads, the old traditional blues thing, right? I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get tickets one time. One time to Clapton the great seats right near the stage. I'm like, this is going to be awesome. It says, an Evening with Eric Clapton. You think, how could that go wrong, right? You go there, he plays no hits. He plays jazz stuff. He plays stuff you never heard of. And I'm just sitting there going, what the hell, right? Everybody in the crowd knew it but me. It was just going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that was like. When we went to Chicago the other night, they played like, side one and two of their Four Sides album, right? I mean, it was like. It was a beating. It was a beating, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

The whole first part of the show was Chicago 2, which has, like, two hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I want to go see abstract art, I'll go to the museum.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's pretty far out.

[Bobbo]

Time to play our favorite game show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hold it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So this is Bob in his. What. What's the word?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we identified it. It's passive aggressive. Passive aggressive. So. So we. We talked about this on the return. And we're gonna have Bob bring in the big intro, right? On Pre K's game, right? And Bob said, now time for our favorite game show. Because he's passive aggressive.

[Bobbo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

That means that, like, since it was an order, if you took it as an order, then it was like you were being forced to do something. And you're like, okay, if you're gonna. If you're gonna tell me what to do, I'm gonna do it crappy.

[Bobbo]

No, no. And you know what? And there's such a thing as a podcast, and you can listen later. And I did it. Fine, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Turley, let's do it again.

[Harry Johnson]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're thinking it's gonna be. Hey, everybody, it's now time for then the biggest intro.

[Bobbo]

You know, I can do that, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you going to try it again? All right, let's hear it.

[Larry Moore]

Okay, ready?

[Bobbo]

Hey, everybody, that was time for. If I. Now that you've noticed that, may I. May I retort?

[Caller/Listener]

May I?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because the theme song was designed to be played with no intro. It speaks for itself. It brings in the old Price is Right music. And then our group says, hey, Pre K, what'd you get? And then the announcer, either of us, any of us, says, that's right. It's time for our favorite game. Where DJ Pre K shops at a local Walmart. All he tells us is the price of the item that he bought. We get to ask him yes or no questions until we figure it out. And you're invited, too. So call now at 800. 800 radio. That's 800, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're right. You're right. And you're right. That sounded wonderful.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, the passive aggressive observation was very true because you knew how to do it, right. You knew what you had in your mind the way you wanted it to.

[Bobbo]

Did I not mention before we came back, I said, really, Turley? Actually just come out of the break straight to the theme song. No, I need you to say, and now it's time for our favorite game. And then I start the theme.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you were mad.

[Bobbo]

I was not mad. I played along. You pointed at me and I said, and now it's time for our favorite game.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you didn't say it like that. Can you play it back for him? Do we have ability to.

[Bobbo]

I have to wait till next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, I. I'll impersonate you, Bob. And now it's time for our favorite game. Okay, anyway, so now that we all know what we're doing here, do I need to apologize?

[Bobbo]

I don't do it on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Funny, you don't realize you're doing it.

[Bobbo]

The Revolution. I don't do it on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Matt, Texas, what. What did Prek get for 270? Something? How many cents?

[Bobbo]

247.

[John Clay Wolf]

247.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hope it was a bullet.

[Bobbo]

Ask a question first.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Matt, you there?

[Bobbo]

Or we'll never get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, air freshener.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre.

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, man. I did that a couple of weeks ago. Man, can't. You can't be doing the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff, what's your guess? Where you. Where. Where do you live? Jeff. Jeff. Jeff.

[Bobbo]

Jeff just fell off his horses.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your guess is.

[Caller/Listener]

My guess is a pack of Black and Miles.

[DJ Pre K]

DJ Prek, man, you know, that's the player's choice, but. Nope, had to leave that smoking alone.

[Bobbo]

Somebody better ask some questions about this thing, or we're never gonna figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angie, good morning. Oh, that's right. That's right. You're. I'm. Duh. So we're supposed to ask questions to get to. To figure out what it is. So you, like, ask him a question. Like, is it something you put in your mouth?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, man. Okay, not. Not in that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angie, what's your guess?

[Caller/Listener]

Gum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gum. That would be something that you put in your mouth. This is really going wrong. This is really sucking real bad, but that's fine.

[Bobbo]

Well, I did mention in the intro that you have to ask a yes or no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

See?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we would have followed Babo's lead, it would not be sucking like, it sucks right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Omar sells a lot of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we really want to suck bad, we could always play Bette Davis Eyes by Kim Karnes.

[Bobbo]

That's a great song, a great artist.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so D.J. is it up? It's not something you put in your mouth, so is it. Is it. Is it something you wear?

[DJ Pre K]

No. I mean, you could. It could stay with you, but it's not something you necessarily wear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did it come out of the cosmetics slash medical part of the store?

[DJ Pre K]

It. It's in that section. It's in that section.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, I knew. I got a feeling. I got a feeling. I know what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

HB well, then guess it got to stay pretty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I guess?

[Bobbo]

Is it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it a bottle of Equate baby oil?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of. Got it.

[Caller/Listener]

Hold up, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

The reason I know that is cuz I bought one this week. It's 47.

[DJ Pre K]

I. I did not buy one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, all right. That was you doing.

[Bobbo]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

You impressed him.

[Harry Johnson]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

You impressed him, J.D. rubbing these ladies down, man. I ain't mad at you, player.

[Bobbo]

247.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it gets that chalky off your skin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it, Ashy Larry? Ashy Larry, everybody.

[Bobbo]

Does it come in an aerosol can?

[DJ Pre K]

It does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Turley, is it something that you can sit on?

[DJ Pre K]

Nope, ain't no sitting around here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that something you take internally?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, man. But I'll let y' all know this one was a little bit hard to pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it made out of cotton?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, nah, it's more. I'll give y' all a hint. It's more of a tool, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a flare for. Is it, Is it emergency?

[DJ Pre K]

No, we still want to think in the, in the cosmetics department.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. That's right.

[DJ Pre K]

Old fashioned tool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know what it is, but it's a fro pick.

[DJ Pre K]

You got it, baby. Got to keep that fro on point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Bobbo]

That's great. Greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

All, all the callers mean we can. They wouldn't even know that they're behind on the delay. They don't even know that it's already been done.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a fro pick. And look at that fro. Roland, do you put, what do you put in it? What you told us about a couple weeks ago? How do you design your curl?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, see, when I'm going with the Jheri curl look, I like to, you know, wet it up. Then you hit it with a little bit of that suave mousse off top, you know, get it nice and in there. You know, lather that thing pretty much. And then once you got that set, you shake it around, get that curl going. Then you hit it with some of that hairspray to set it.

[Bobbo]

You know what kind of hair that.

[DJ Pre K]

Curl will hold all day. Suave hairspray. It's all suave, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

He should have an endorsement deal. I'm just telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We all should. We're all so damn busy that nobody has time to do it or answer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Emails or anything other than donuts in Grapevine, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Bobbo]

While we're waiting for that Walmart check.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we really pissed off the people at La Madeleine with the coffee bomb.

[Larry Moore]

You did.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but, but it's us. It's us.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I wasn't going to sit there and endorse them nationally in all these cities for breakfast Jacks, right? I mean, just give me a break. I appreciate the fact Ronnie wouldn't set a deal up, but holy hell, she did. I'm. We're giving him $10,000 worth of advertising for a dance croissant. Like, well, we're either going to get this deal on or we're going to get it off. I'm going to show them the power of the show and our listeners and we're going to jam them into La Madeleine's all over for free coffee. And they, they freaked out. And you did. We did.

[J.D. Ryan]

You freaked him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so stupid. That's so close minded.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's very close minded. The fact that people showed up should tell them hey, this is working. How do you not see that there's.

[Bobbo]

A positive if they did show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too, I think that we should do a bombing every week of a different deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay? Don't screw up my ship, please. Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Right now it's Sonic kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you need a bid on boss?

[Caller/Listener]

2001 BMW 530i.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

105,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such an old ass car. I had one of Those. I had a 90. They're great rigs. I don't know why they're not worth any damn money. They should be. How nice is this car?

[Caller/Listener]

It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 2500.

[Caller/Listener]

Thinking that's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. Go shop it around man. I'm telling you these old German cars are worth nothing. Like zero. It's amazing. An S S550. Right. 90, 99cl 550 big body. Hundred and 150000 MSRP. 140000 miles. You know that car's worth 800 bucks? 800 bucks? Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

[J.D. Ryan]

I walked by Michael's desk the other day and he had a. It was that a Rover. Looked like a really nice 10 year old Rover worth 3 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they don't, you don't believe me. I went and bought JD a 10 year old Rover. For how much?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh gosh. It was less than 1500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was like 1200. 1200 at auction. And you drove it how many miles? 80,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

I drove it about 80,000 miles. You didn't think I'd make it home but no, but I did.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

And I drove it for a couple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Years and we just stood at a car auction at a dealer deal and bought it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

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