#16 The John Clay Wolfe Show 02/13/16 Hour 4

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #16, Hour 4 (02/13/16)

Air Date: February 11, 2026
Main Cast: John Clay Wolfe (Host), Bobbo, Charlie, Casey
Show Powered By: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show covers a wide spectrum—from political media circus and 2016-era campaign antics, to car sales, sport, wild news stories, and movie reviews, all delivered with the show’s trademark irreverence and humor. The hosts riff on everything from Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders, to NFL teams on the move, cheap oil, and even a comedic "Paul Harvey" news segment. As always, the tone is fast-paced, conversational, and full of off-the-cuff banter.

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Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. The Media, Politics, and the Trump Strategy

Timestamps: 01:00–08:31

• The illness going around prompts jokes about Zika and media-driven fear.
• Hosts criticize the media's penchant for panic and sensationalism.
  • Casey: "They want to scare you. Their job is to scare you." (01:42)
• Praise for Trump’s confrontational stance toward the media, comparing his style to Howard Stern’s playbook for magnetic, polarizing showmanship.
  • Bobbo: “He is so running his playbook and it is so working.” (05:04)
  • Bobbo: “People that love him listen for an average 17 minutes. People that hate him listen for 40 for the same reason. They just want to know what he's going to say next.” (05:14)
• Discussion about the Republican establishment potentially overriding the popular vote to back an “establishment” candidate, with Jeb Bush cited as a likely pick.

2. Bernie Sanders and the Lure of Socialism

Timestamps: 06:03–09:39

• John Clay Wolfe’s personal take: His Danish wife used to tout Denmark’s social systems—now that conversation’s front and center in US politics.
  • John Clay Wolfe: “All these years I’ve been hearing Denmark...and kids get paid to go to college...now it’s in the press...it’s driving me crazy.” (06:03)
• The younger generation's enthusiasm for Sanders, and a discussion of whether a president could transform America into a truly socialist nation.
  • Charlie: “He might just get one term in and be done.” (08:06)
• Comparisons between European and US governance, skepticism about sweeping changes, and jokes about Bernie “taxing my truck.”

3. Church Preachers and Hedge Fund ‘Churches’

Timestamps: 08:59–09:46

• John compares wealthy “Wall Street preachers” to televangelists—both selling hope for money.
  • John Clay Wolfe: “I have a jet airplane. I deserve a jet airplane because I bring you closer to wealth...it’s the damnedest thing.” (08:59)
• Argues that if Sanders targets hedge funds, he should also target racket preachers.

4. Paul Harvey Returns (Parody Segment)

Timestamps: 10:05–13:23
Bobbo performs as “Paul Harvey,” delivering satirical news, including:

• The “new off-road Toyota Tacoma TRD Pro”—and the realization that you’ve “spent $60,000 for a damned Toyota.” (11:10)
• Lexus outselling BMW, with a wildly inappropriate “quote” from a parody Japanese executive.
• Outlandish news: A Michigan man dies in a car crash while watching porn—“our humble thrill seeking protagonist came and went...simultaneously.” (13:12)

5. Weather, the Used RV Market, and Car Talk

Timestamps: 14:04–18:13

• Mild winter across Texas; RV bought from a listener is recounted—details on the adventure and resale.
• Reality of high-mileage RV and car values.
• Commentary on oil prices dropping:
  • Bobbo: “You can buy a bucket of chicken right now that’ll cost more than a barrel of oil.” (17:30)
• Talk turns to calls/options in oil investment, and the influence of presidential politics on oil.

6. Weird News Roundup

Timestamps: 18:13–20:01

• Florida and Oklahoma lead the pack in unusual crimes:
  • Woman arrested after fighting over husband passing gas.
  • Woman offering explicit bribes to police.
  • Oklahoma man arrested for sex with a goat.
  • Minnesota woman bites off husband's ear over beer.
  • Woman calls 911 for cigarettes and chicken wings.

7. NFL Franchise Moves & Globalization of Football

Timestamps: 21:00–25:06

• Updates on the Oakland Raiders, LA Rams, and San Diego Chargers’ stadium and city saga.
• Discussion about possible NFL expansion to Las Vegas, and the seemingly eternal rumor of a London team.
  • John: “Imagine being on the London team and having to travel that far across the ocean every week...they're gonna suck so bad.”
• Musings about NFL popularity abroad, road trips, and even crossing the Atlantic by Concorde.

8. Movie Reviews & Pop Culture

Timestamps: 25:53–30:36

• Bobbo reviews “The Hateful Eight”: “It’s the most bloody film that Tarantino’s ever done.” (27:42)
• Brief mentions of “Hail Caesar,” “Deadpool,” and teenage movie memories—from sneaking into “Porky’s” to “private lessons.”
• Nostalgic comparisons of European and American fast food (the “Royale with Cheese” gag).

9. Super Bowl Halftime Reaction & Race in Pop Culture

Timestamps: 30:36–32:04

• Coldplay, Bruno Mars, Beyoncé; hosts weigh in on the show and its political undertones.
  • John: “I felt it was a gay performance...just wasn't me.” (30:37)
  • Discussion about Beyoncé's alleged “Black Panther” homage and anti-cop sentiment.
  • Casey: “Beyoncé has a history of anti-cop and pro-black, anti-white music.” (31:30)

10. Hall of Fame and Media Relations

Timestamps: 32:04–32:56

• Terrell Owens not making the Hall of Fame—“If you’re an ass to the media...guess who’s voting in?” (32:10)
• The impact of media perceptions on athletes’ legacies.

11. Car Market Realities & GivemetheVIN

Timestamps: 33:34–44:59

• Details on the auction process and car appraisal using GiveMeTheVIN, including some call-in car valuations—often tongue-in-cheek.
  • John: “Our process is so easy, you can do it in your underwear.” (38:03)
  • Stories about photo submissions from listeners in their underwear (“guys put their girlfriends up to it so they get a better bid”).
• Discussion on the depreciation of luxury vehicles:
  • John: “A $100,000 car in 2002...now goes for $4,000.” (42:41)
• Advice on used cars: high miles mean finite life, especially on domestics.

12. Closing Banter

Timestamps: 44:59–end

• Reminders about the show’s schedule and social media.
• Humorous behind-the-scenes: card games with car dealers, car bidding in underwear, and more.

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Notable Quotes (with attribution and timestamps):

• On Media Manipulation:
  • Casey: "They want to scare you. Their job is to scare you." (01:42)
  • John Clay Wolfe: "I love the fact that he [Trump] stood up…the media in their place." (02:00)
• On Trump’s Method:
  • Bobbo: “He is so running his [Howard Stern’s] playbook and it is so working.” (05:04)
  • Bobbo: “People that love him listen for an average 17 minutes. People that hate him listen for 40...They just want to know what he's going to say next.” (05:14)
• On Socialism and Denmark:
  • John Clay Wolfe: “All these years I’ve been hearing Denmark...kids get paid to go to college, healthcare is free...now it’s in the press...it’s driving me crazy.” (06:03)
• On Cars and Appraisals:
  • John: “Our process is so easy, you can do it in your underwear.” (38:03)
  • Bobbo: “Don’t deface the temple, man.” (38:17)
  • John (on luxury car depreciation): “So we've got a $95,000 depreciation in 79,000 miles. So it cost him a dollar something a mile to drive it. Cars are not cheap.” (42:41)
• On Entertainment:
  • Bobbo (reviewing The Hateful Eight): “It’s the most bloody film that Tarantino’s ever done.” (27:42)
• On Pop Culture and Super Bowl Halftime:
  • John: “I felt it was a gay performance...just wasn't me.” (30:37)
  • Casey: “Beyoncé has a history of anti-cop and pro-black, anti-white music.” (31:30)
• On NFL Expansion:
  • John: “Imagine being on the London team and having to travel that far across the ocean every week...they're gonna suck so bad. Just because they're jet lagged...” (25:06)

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Memorable Moments

• The “Paul Harvey” parody news segment for outlandish, deadpan headlines (10:05–13:23).
• Banter about car valuations—even taking calls live and joking about the “market” for beat-up, high-mileage models (39:16–42:41).
• Anecdotes about sneaking into R-rated movies as kids and how some things never change (30:02–30:36).
• Comparing Wall Street financiers to “money preachers” (08:59).
• Listeners submitting photos of themselves “in their underwear” to get better car bids (38:03).

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Highlighted Timestamps for Key Segments

• Political & Media Riffing: 01:00–08:31
• Paul Harvey News Parody: 10:05–13:23
• Car Talk (RVs, Oil Prices, Consumer Advice): 15:03–18:13, 33:34–44:59
• Wild News Roundup: 18:13–20:01
• NFL Franchise Moves, Globalization: 21:00–25:06
• Movie Reviews/Pop Culture: 25:53–30:36
• Super Bowl Halftime Reaction: 30:36–32:04

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Summary & Takeaways

This episode is classic JCW fare—no topic is too taboo, especially if it elicits a laugh or a shake of the head. From Trump’s appropriated Stern-style appeal to the rise of Sanders’ Danish-flavored socialism, through NFL global ambitions, weird Florida news, and even a rundown on appraising your car from the comfort of your underwear, the show delivers on cars, culture, and comedic commentary.

Listeners who appreciate high-energy, highly-opinionated takes on contemporary America—with equal parts irreverence and insight—will find plenty to enjoy.

Transcript

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[Charlie]

It's the Zika.

[Casey]

It's not the Zika. So sick of the news. Breaking news, Zika, three people, three. And they all got it somewhere else. There aren't any mosquitoes yet in Texas. They'll probably get here, but they're not here yet.

[Bobbo]

Hey, man, they had an expert chick on cnn this is just last night. And she's like, you know, from Centers for Disease Control, you know, expert personnel. She's an expert. She got something like 22 seconds into her deal and all she was saying was, you know, people don't realize that Zeke is very rare. It almost never, you know, is fatal.

[Casey]

It doesn't kill anybody.

[Bobbo]

It's not going to be a pandemic effect. It's not going to, you know, it's not going to be a big deal. And they, they, they didn't make it obvious, but they cut her off and went to school.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not good news.

[Casey]

They want to scare you. Their job is to scare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see Trump last week? I forgot who he was on one of the shows and he was manhand. No, it wasn't him. It was his speaker out of Dallas. Yeah, manhandling the media on why they're liars. Some chick. She's a tea partyer. You may.

[Charlie]

Oh, you mean you're talking about a campaigner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, dude, she was doing a good job. I mean, just cornered this guy up to where he was just apologizing. They're doing a good job. Whatever Trump's doing. One thing I'll really give a tip hat tip to is the fact that they're putting the media in their place.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, well, she's a bird dog too, though, that girl. I mean, she really, she really handled the dude on Crossfire the other night.

[John Clay Wolf]

That might have been what I saw. It was, I was real impressed.

[Bobbo]

She is a bird dog brother there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I love the fact that he stood up the Megyn Kelly. No, I'm not going.

[Charlie]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all don't run me. Y' all don't run this country.

[Casey]

They think they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they definitely think they do. And they spin us and they run us. And I love the fact that that is finally that they won't get off of it.

[Casey]

And I love how politicians won't tell them to shut. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Casey]

No, you know what? No know. You sit down and shut up. This is my press conference. I'm talking. You don't get to talk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe that's why I don't mind Cam last week walking out of that deal. Because I mean, I don't. I mean, screwley.

[Charlie]

They might use them though too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike Turley was a member of the media in sports for a long time. He was the guy in the press conferences holding up the recorder, getting the bits. Okay, so what?

[Charlie]

Oh, it pissed me off if I was sitting there. Oh yeah. Cuz he's just. He. You have to bring audio.

[Casey]

Obligated to sit there and do that by his.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Marshon Lynch?

[Charlie]

He sat there the whole time and all he said was no comment. No comment. That's fine. You know what you're going to get from him? That's Marshawn Lynch. You get it? Cam Newton, he's a big superstar now. You expect more because that's what he's been giving.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[Charlie]

Especially when they're winning. So you expect something. You know, I would like to hear him say, hey, you know, I wish we could have done something different on offense, maybe different play calls because that, that was part of it right there. He needed blame some of the blame on his offensive coordinator.

[Bobbo]

Hats off to Von Miller because he saw me every step of the way, you know.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Casey]

Here's the difference. The other guy you were talking about never gives any comments. He. This Cam. Oh, he'll talk all about it when he's winning, but when he loses, he shuts down and he's a little baby. That's the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what was your. Did you ever ride on the Cowboys plane?

[Charlie]

Yes. Charter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So when you're on the plane as a reporter with the Cowboys, were you allowed to talk to them?

[Charlie]

They would sat in the back and normally you. They're. They're all full. So you can't just walk back there. Hey, let me sit down. There was some reporters. Mostly it was like Brad Sham who's the actual play by play. Sometimes the players will go up and sit next to him. But very, very rare, you know, it's Just not. There was no mingling. Especially this is during Bill Parcell's years, too. And so he had. Or he ran a tight ship. There was just no laughter, no anything. I mean, it was pretty straightforward. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would supply y' all a ride to the games.

[Charlie]

Yes. American Airlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they do need you.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Oh, no, that's what I'm saying. The media. And that's when you're talking about Trump. He needs the media, too.

[Casey]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

The media has been paying for his campaign.

[Charlie]

Exactly. So it's a game. They're playing this game. It's all it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's doing what Howard Stern did in 1980 and two.

[Casey]

That's interesting.

[Charlie]

Is it 82 or just that whole 89 or whatever?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the whole. No, I'm not talking about when Stern ran for governor. I'm just talking about the whole Howard Stern approach. He is so running his playbook and it is so working.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah. People that. People that love him listen for an average 17 minutes. People that hate him listen for 40 for the same reason. They just want to know what he's going to say next.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's very much following his recipes. Howard Stern's recipe.

[Casey]

I never thought of that.

[Bobbo]

You know what the Republican Party's going to do after all this is said and done? After Cruz gets all his big votes in South Carolina? Because he will. After Trump gets all his big votes in Arizona. You know, they're going to get. They're going to give their vote. Does Jeb Bush. You watch.

[Casey]

They're not going to do it.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet you they do.

[Casey]

They're not.

[Bobbo]

I bet you they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how would that work?

[Bobbo]

Well, how did it work for Mitt Romney? How did it work for John McCain?

[John Clay Wolf]

But how? They can't just override the polls.

[Casey]

That's what Bernie Sanders is. Bernie Sanders is the John McCain of the Democratic Party. Unaccepting. He's not going to be. You think. You think people will like.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing I hate Bernie Sanders is all this damn Scandinavia talking comparisons I've been hearing. See, I've been living with this for over 10 years. My wife is from Copenhagen. So all these years I've been hearing Denmark, Denmark, Denmark, Denmark. And here's how we do it in Denmark. And kids get paid to go to college in Denmark and healthcare is free in Denmark and minimum wage is 25. And we're the happiest. So she make all these claims. And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby, you're great. And. And I love you. And you're so good looking. I'll listen to this. I could care less. But now it's in the press. Everything she's been saying is like in the damn press, in my face all the time. And I'm having to hear about it. It's driving me crazy.

[Charlie]

And it's funny because that's what a socialist is, right? Not Obama, who everybody say, hey, he's a socialist.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a socialist.

[Casey]

You're about to see a socialist, a real one.

[Charlie]

This is what a socialist is. No, democratic.

[Casey]

Is a communist. I'm kidding.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's right. I'm sorry, I got it wrong. He was a commie.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Bernie Sanders is a, is a socialist without regret.

[Charlie]

No, he's proud of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's kind of scaring me, Charlie. I think he might. The 20s, that 35 and back, they're digging on.

[Casey]

I thought it was funny that he got more, he got more votes and he, and they, then they, they took some from him and gave him to Hillary.

[Bobbo]

Delegates go to Hillary.

[John Clay Wolf]

The millennials are voting for this.

[Charlie]

It's early. It's really early.

[Bobbo]

That's all I'm saying, man. The Republican Party is going to put the candidate on your plate that you don't want, that you've proven so far in the primary process that you don't want. It's going to be Jeb.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if Bernie Sanders wins, could he really. Does he have enough power to turn us into socialists? No, because, I mean, does the governor of Louisiana really have the power to take away LSU football as he threatened yesterday?

[Charlie]

Have you seen that in the state level? Yes. The governors can do more damage to their own state than the president can because you have, there's, you know, Congress and senators.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's still a House in the state.

[Charlie]

And so when Bernie, if he were to get in, he's hoping that the young people vote in more Democrats that believe that same pattern. But are there a lot of people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Running on Bernie's socialist platform?

[Charlie]

There are people, yeah, there's. They call them the Bernie 30 and they're out there and that's what his hope is, that they get in. I mean, it's, but it's like anybody that's, you know, when they start running, do they stay with that plan? I don't know if Bernie would do that. He might because he's so old he doesn't care. He might not want to run a second term. He just went, he might just get one term in and be done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this is so funny. I can't stop laughing. This is just the most entertaining segment of the.

[Casey]

It is funny, really. It's funny that this is real. This is.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Casey]

No, this isn't some, you know, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is like McCarthy is. This is history books. If Bernie Sanders. I don't even want to get into.

[Charlie]

It's so early. John, just don't worry, just calm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay.

[Casey]

Yeah, but it's going to be Bernie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or he's going to take my truck away.

[Charlie]

He's not going to take your truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tax my truck to me.

[Charlie]

No, he only wants to tax those that are 10 million and up. They're going to get really hurt. 50% hurt. That's what's going to. That's where the money's going to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

The speculators, the Wall street speculators, the hedge fund guys they hate hedge fund guys are Wall street preachers. You know, I've been around a lot of these people and they all are very wealthy and they're so much like a preacher from the clergyman. The come to my church and here's what you'll get, here's your fee, here's what I make. I mean they're running a little money church. It's the damnedest thing. And I have a jet airplane. I deserve a jet airplane because I bring you closer to wealth and da, da, da. It's that same, same, same. And what he's saying. So if he's going to hit the hedge fund guys, he needs to hit the church preachers too.

[Charlie]

Well, and you know what? He probably would like to say that, but he's not going to say that.

[Casey]

No.

[Charlie]

Here's the one thing between Trump and Sanders, the best thing, I don't mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good church preachers, I mean the racket church preachers. And there's about 2/3 of those.

[Charlie]

But the best thing I think don't do for both of them is there's going to be some type of change in our political process. Right. It's got to happen between these two. Something's going to change. They may not win, but they're gonna make people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, speaking of good old conservative non socialist people, Paul Harvey is in the studio.

[Charlie]

Oh man, I haven't seen him in a while.

[Casey]

Casey, Casey. Been hanging out.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got all these, you know, it's retro Saturday here on the JCW show. Paul, are you here with us? It's me.

[Bobbo]

Another scotch and soda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scotch and soda for Dr. Harvey, please. Dr. Harvey, how have you been?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you bringing us today?

[Bobbo]

Hello, Americans.

[Casey]

Oh, geez.

[Bobbo]

This is Paul Harvey. Time for news Page one Toyota, fresh off launching the redesigned Tacoma late last year, is expanding the midsize trucks lineup with a high performance off road version based on the four wheel drive double cab short bed model of the Tacoma, the TRD Pro is packed with heavy duty suspension and electronic aids that enhance performance in grueling conditions such as upon steep unpaved hills over rocky terrain or most any other form of self abuse committed at the realization that you've just spent $60,000 for a damned Toyota. Page 3 Speaking of Japanese manufacturer Toyota, their Lexus line of luxury automobiles have for the first time registered more vehicle sales than competitor BMW during the fiscal year 2015. When asked to comment on possible causes for the uptick in sales, company treasurer Hakito a.m. yamamoto stated and I quote is because rexus is gooka. No who want BMW is ugly Nazi car.

[Casey]

Didn't say that.

[Bobbo]

BMW make Hitra happy.

[Casey]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Casey]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Hitler rexes make your white wanna raid down for sassy Ty. Oh when you row your wife you buy rexes. Unquote.

[Charlie]

Wow, that was a hell of a.

[Bobbo]

Quote by and a 58 year old man took distracted driving to another level when he crashed his car and died while trying to watch a pornographic video on his cell phone. According to Michigan State Police, the driver wasn't wearing a seatbelt or trousers and was apparently engaging in an act of self stimulation when the car rolled over on an Interstate 75 on ramp in Detroit, partially ejecting him from the sunroof of his 1996 Pontiac Firebird. which time our humble thrill seeking protagonist came and went.

[Casey]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Simultaneously. Right.

[Casey]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Paul Harvey.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

He died.

[Casey]

I don't think that. Don't make him repeat it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hard way to go, man.

[Casey]

No, it's no kidding. Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the pun. 800, 872.

[Casey]

He died.

[Bobbo]

Paul Harvey's a nasty man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's getting salty. In his elder years or his dead years or his posthumous years. Damn.

[Bobbo]

Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hockey 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You'll get right onlines are wide open. We are having a very mild winter. Has it even froze like into.

[Casey]

Yeah, we got. We get freezing one night.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we got about an inch of snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Last month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You didn't buoy out in Amarillo.

[Bobbo]

I think they got a couple inches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Out west down in Houston. I've been in Houston a lot lately. It's. It's summertime.

[Casey]

Summertime.

[Bobbo]

It's funny, dude. I live so Far north that we see trucks coming down 287.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and they're all covered towards Dallas, Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're dropping little pieces of ice. I. Little. I say foot long pieces of ice are falling off the undercarriage. It'll be sunshiny, 65 degrees, you know, there in Bowie. Bowie, Bowie, Texas, where I'm from. And they're big chunks of ice laying in the shoulder. You know, they fall off these trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought that RV from that listener last week. Uncle Roy drove it up from Galveston to Dallas and he said it was all over the road.

[Charlie]

Brakes are bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he said the brakes are bad too, but he said the steering was bad. He said, I mean, it was sitting for so long. He said he felt lucky to make it. Yeah. He goes, I'm so glad you sold.

[Charlie]

That because I don't want to drive that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad we didn't send you, J.D. i don't know if it's a job for you. No, we did get rid of it and we sold it at the auction. It made a little profit.

[Casey]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guy was like, is it a ride and drive? Meaning are we guaranteeing the ride or. I'm like, hell, I don't know. But I know it made it from Galveston to here, but I hear you have to keep your eye on the road.

[Casey]

A lot of miles, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

30,000.

[Casey]

30, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fair.

[Casey]

But it was just not in good shape.

[Charlie]

It just tune up.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gave 9,000. I mean, it sounds so cheap. We gave $9,000 for a 97 model diesel pusher with 30, 38 foot barely broken in. But it was rough. The exterior. Oh, yeah. But I mean, it needed. It needed five, six, eight thousand dollars worth of loving to get it back up to full spec.

[Casey]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it was a diesel pusher with good money.

[Casey]

Sold it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was fun. But when I saw it, I was like, oh, okay. That's why we got it so cheap. Because I was like, oh, we bought this thing cheap. Nah.

[Charlie]

Yeah, the tape on the big windshield.

[Casey]

Covers that kind of mileage. It just sat there 30,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ocean's hard on stuff.

[Casey]

That's true.

[Charlie]

Well, and if you're that and if you don't take care of it, just drive it.

[Casey]

Don't do anything sitting in a field or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, RVs, boats, anything. It's fun. Stuff is coming down fast.

[Charlie]

Oh, that's great to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Casey]

Spring is coming on. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the market, the, the dowager, the.

[Casey]

The Wall Street's killing everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. Yeah, I mean, so Many jobs have been lost. Houston in Louisiana, got it worse than anyone, man.

[Casey]

I paid 136 for a gallon of gas this week at Walmart. 136.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does it last?

[Casey]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I paid 155 this morning.

[Casey]

Everybody says it's going back up pretty quick.

[Charlie]

Depends who gets an office. We go up or down or stay the same. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to take some money and buy some. You can buy some calls. Options, futures.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Casey]

On oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Because it's got to go up.

[Bobbo]

Wait.

[Charlie]

Wait till the.

[Casey]

God.

[Charlie]

See who's going to go in office.

[Casey]

Does that really make a difference?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah.

[Casey]

To oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, What? Turley says wait till there's no fear in it. And then the. Then the price. Then it'll be expensive and it won't make any money.

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I've learned. No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm not dissing on you. I agree with you, but you've got to buy this stuff when it's. Doesn't look good.

[Charlie]

Oh, no. If you want it low. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lowest. Yeah. If you. If you want to make your hit on it, you got to buy it when everybody's, like, still fat before the diet.

[Bobbo]

This got to be close to as low as. What are we, 27 a barrel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's got to be at the bottom.

[Bobbo]

You can buy a bucket of chicken right now that'll cost more than a barrel of oil. It's true.

[Charlie]

It's true.

[Bobbo]

It's true. KFC is, you know, the. The family. Big deals like $29.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's true. Well, that's great information. Thank you for sharing. We always appreciate you sharing. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, givemetheven.com v I n givemetheven.com we have a jingle that even tells you what we'll do.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

Give me the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what else do you need to know? What else do you need to know?

[Casey]

Nothing else. No reason to even have that going on. Well, we have a series of stories. I'm just going to give you the headlines. You tell me if you want stories. This is out of Florida. No surprise. A Florida woman arrested after getting into a fight with her husband over him passing gas in bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Casey]

Moving on. A woman accused of assaulting her boyfriend. These are just. This is just from the week.

[Bobbo]

Well, they're mad in Florida.

[Casey]

They are. This also from Florida, a woman accused of assaulting her boyfriend allegedly willing to do anything to Avoid arrest, even lick the officers rear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Casey]

Diana Thompson.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did they get to that point?

[Casey]

52 was arrested, accused of punching her live in boyfriend in the face multiple times. She admitted to assaulting, saying that he was a bitch and got in her face and so she beat his ass. When Thomas realized that she was being collared, she tried to get the officer to reconsider explaining she had a good job and would be guts who she's the salad toss lady would be glad to lick his.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Excuse me.

[Casey]

Oklahoma City police say a man has been arrested after allegedly having sex with a goat.

[Charlie]

Moving on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Oklahoma City. What?

[Casey]

Oklahoma City police have arrested a man after allegedly having sex with a goat.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The goat is still in questioning.

[Casey]

53 year old Daryl Jean Scoggins was arrested on a complaint of animal cruelty. All right, do we need to go on with that one or not?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're good.

[Bobbo]

All right, I think I got Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma.

[Casey]

Out of Minnesota Sound St. Cloud woman was arrested after biting her husband's ear off during an argument over beer. Criminal complaint. Do you care about that anymore? I think really the punchline is this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the Everybody's gone mad.

[Casey]

And also out of Florida, county deputies in Claremont, Florida have arrested a Claremont woman on for improperly calling 91 1. She simply wanted cigarettes and chicken wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't blame her for that.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, guys, Girls, it is 11:24am in case you don't wear a watch and listen to the radio for your time updates. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be back. Unum mento, por favor.

[Bobbo]

Welcome back. Welcome back.

[Charlie]

It's frosty in the mornings.

[Bobbo]

John Clay Wolf, taking you now to your Week 1 matchup between the Dallas Cowboys and your San Antonio Raiders.

[Charlie]

No, Wouldn't that be so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that dead?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think so. It is for now. Davis signed a deal for this season. Definitely, definitely stay in Oakland.

[Charlie]

Davis, the owner.

[Bobbo]

Davis with the screwy haircut.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Oakland is staying in Oakland, but they're threatening to go to la?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they've got tentative deals for next season and the next. But they're not final deals. They'll definitely be in Oakland at Oko this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the Rams. Have they committed to la?

[Charlie]

It's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next season. Will there be the LA Rams?

[Bobbo]

They will be the LA Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

As of right now. They're the LA Rams. Yeah. Basically because the season's over.

[Charlie]

Okay. And they were once the LA Rams back in all the way up to 90.

[John Clay Wolf]

They started as the LA. Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, heritage now San Diego Chargers are not happy. They're wanting to change boyfriends.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're moving in with him.

[Charlie]

They want a better stadium and they're going to move in and share the stadium that they're building in la, which is really outside of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it bigger than Jerry?

[Bobbo]

Like to.

[Charlie]

They're saying that's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that what they're saying?

[Charlie]

Publicly funded by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's about time for Jerry to get off.

[Charlie]

I mean, I'm sorry, it's not publicly funded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jerry built the billion dollar space shuttle and it worked. So who's building the next one, L.A.

[Charlie]

It'S a privately funded. I think they said $3 billion stadium bigger than Jerry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

But San Diego's move to LA is not final yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all reminds me of Battlestar Galactica for some reason. What? Just remember the events on the ship and everybody lives on the ship. Have you ever been to Jerry World? Yeah. I mean it just feels like a spaceship.

[Casey]

I'm taking a tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a city. It's, it's, it's odd to me.

[Casey]

It is.

[Charlie]

So when that place is rocking, man is loud.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who's going to Vegas? Because I wrote down an idea for the LA gamblers 15 years ago and thought man, wouldn't it be great if somebody went to la, built the biggest Ajeri World stadium with one of the casino operators and just had the damnedest well event center in the world. Everybody would go.

[Casey]

And every.

[Charlie]

Mark Davis did meet with the owners of the Sands casino. Talk to them like the brokers group of the. Well no, no, they own, they own some casinos on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

It's not. They don't have that same casino that everybody thinks of the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking the old beat down Sands.

[Charlie]

Yeah. No, but they own some other properties and they have a property that's right by the airport that they're gonna build a stadium for their college football team. But they can easily change that and make it whole hotel and I mean they're talking about making a big old stadium with a hotel and casino all.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who is the team that wants to.

[Charlie]

That's the Raiders to talk to. But nothing's really come of it. But they're starting to talk that will happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes too much sense for that not to happen. And then when it really gets fun is when we get the Cuban immigrants. Oh you know like a Cuban football team would call them the swimmers. Well, the divers.

[Bobbo]

We'll probably have a Puerto Rican. Puerto Rican team first.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're probably Cuba was Vegas in the 50s or 40s.

[Charlie]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Okay, well, there's going to be a team in England probably in five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, they keep trying that. It never works.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Casey]

Why?

[Charlie]

Because they want to go overseas. They want to. They want more money, J.D. not enough front here.

[John Clay Wolf]

NFL, Europe, you know, they made a good run of it and it didn't work last run. So now they're just going to put a team that's in the rotation and base them out of England.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but nowadays when they do four to six games a season, man, they never fail to sell out Wembley.

[Charlie]

Yeah, no, they love American football over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember when the Cowboys played Mexico City 10 years ago? Did you go to that early?

[Charlie]

No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a huge event. I don't understand why American football is so what it is to us and it's not embraced around the world. Because it is. My in laws in, in Europe, they sit up in the middle night and watch cowboy games.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know. They love it. So why is it not working?

[Charlie]

I think it's working.

[Bobbo]

It works for me.

[Casey]

Don't the Cowboys go over and play.

[John Clay Wolf]

A game every time?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, always.

[Casey]

And it always works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they do it every year?

[Charlie]

But it's hard to get a team there because then you're gonna have traveling expenses and just. Yeah, that would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine being on the London team and having to travel that far across the ocean every week without a Concord constantly.

[Charlie]

Oh, it would screw you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, bad. They're gonna get beat so bad. They're gonna suck so bad. Just because they're jet lagged all the time, throwing the ball at them, they just drop it.

[Charlie]

Unless they happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's tired, he's asleep. Yeah.

[Charlie]

Unless they make a special jet that just, I don't know, somehow gets here a lot quicker than normal.

[Casey]

Another S had. Sst. Yeah, Concord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it was called a Concorde. It was an amazing product.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're all grounded now because it cost too much to operate.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Basically I was like Donald Fagan's idea of the Subatlantic channel. You remember that? 90 minutes from New York to Paris. That'd be cool, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Bobbo]

I would go too, dude. Because Paris, dude, Paris, I dig it the most, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, because you get over this. Like Paris girls, okay, they don't shave certain areas. But. But talking about class and style, man, it doesn't. I mean, blue eyed, brown eyed, big, little short, fat, tall. That's some girls. French Girls. That's the girls, man.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I would dig it the most.

[Casey]

You ever wonder what the show would be like? The one that goes on in his head?

[Bobbo]

You know what they call a Whopper in Paris?

[Casey]

Here we go.

[Bobbo]

Le Wapel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was Royale with Cheese.

[Bobbo]

Le Wappel. I don't know. I didn't go to no McDonald's, man.

[Casey]

They didn't call it that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Royale with Cheese. And they put mayonnaise on the French fries.

[Bobbo]

You know why they call the Quarter Pounder a Royale?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Metric system. They don't know what a Quarter Pounder is. Check out the big brain on Baba. Say what again?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen the Hateful Eight yet. Have you?

[Bobbo]

Oh, twice, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it great?

[Bobbo]

Actually, three times. Because I went to the 70 millimeter roadshow in Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

At the Parks Mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

And they gave us programs and everything's awesome. 70 millimeter, that screen was. They showed it on their IMAX screen. 60ft wide. Dude. Sammy Jackson's nostrils were like this. Dude. Okay. Like watermelon. Big. Starting to see pictures, ain't you? It's awesome. And then I went to Wichita Falls up north and saw the digital version just last week. Great. Is it that? I stole a copy off a Bit Torn online. I've been watching that occasionally.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a QT fan. So am I missing out?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You ought to see it. You ought to see it at least once. It's not like any of his films. It's almost like a stage play. But it's very Alfred Hitchcock, Agatha Christie ish. Because there's a mystery going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

You know? And you don't know all the details. And none of the characters have all the details. And they. You know, it's. And it's shocking. I mean, it's the most bloody film that Tarantino's ever done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

That's saying a lot.

[Bobbo]

That's saying a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it better than Bastards?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

No. But for what it is, you know, you got. Okay, you got a Western with Kurt Russell in it. What's not to like about that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

The movie really stars Samuel Jackson. Yeah. Jennifer. Jason Lee will probably get the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress.

[John Clay Wolf]

She still looked good.

[Bobbo]

Not in this movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

She plays a fugitive prisoner, you know, but it's. It's just awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will put that down. Maybe I'll take that. Bloody Valentine's.

[Casey]

For our Valentine's movie. Anyone seen Hail Caesar?

[Bobbo]

I'm really looking forward. I might do that today.

[Casey]

It's George Clooney. He's a It's a. The acting, the movies from the 40s and just the whole movie scene, it's real. Is it Coen Brothers?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Casey]

You don't get their style. You're probably not going to like it because it's kind of weird. It's all these little subplots that kind of go together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that sounds like quentin. Turn right.

[Bobbo]

1940S Hollywood. Hollywood.

[Casey]

40S Hollywood.

[Bobbo]

So she's basically Richard Burton in this film.

[Charlie]

What's her face in it? Johansson.

[Casey]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Scarlet.

[Casey]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's so many people.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's Danish too. I have to hear about that.

[Charlie]

Really? She's hot.

[Bobbo]

Look at now talking about my little cupcake over there.

[Casey]

All right, so that one's good. Anybody seen Deadpool?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

My son wants to see if it's like, dude, no, it's not happening.

[Bobbo]

I don't think it's a kid movie.

[Casey]

Not a kid movie.

[Charlie]

There's sex scenes. I've heard they're saying it could be like NC17.

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

So bad.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Charlie]

F bomb. F bomb. Bomb. There's dingus. There's a lot of dingus.

[Casey]

Yeah, it was weird. They had a. They had in front of the Deadpool. Deadpool was showing you two theaters at the movie theater I went to last night and they had another line set up to double check your ticket to make sure you had a ticket for that movie before you went. Yeah, the original line and then the secondary line to make sure you got the right one.

[Charlie]

Marvel comic, it's a popular comic and.

[Bobbo]

People are saying it's going to flop because it's not a kid movie. But you know what? You look at Sin City.

[Casey]

Yeah. Don't take your kids.

[Bobbo]

This has been done before successfully.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't let them listen to the show either.

[Charlie]

No, it kind of. That's. That's the movie, like if you're 12, 13, that you would try to sneak in, like.

[Casey]

Right. That's why they had the lines set up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny you said that because I. I snuck into Porky's at 10 years old and in the middle of the day and my dad's CPA tapped me on the shoulder and I looked over, he's like, hey, John Clay, what are you doing in here? Yeah, he knocked me out, man.

[Charlie]

Did he say to some of your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad, oh, yeah, damn.

[Charlie]

Did you stop, say, hey, come on, man, don't say anything.

[Bobbo]

Horny Little Mother Wore Rubber Tuesday Disney film.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got knocked out of Porky's. Porky's was the Porky's. And private lessons were My first two boob movies.

[Casey]

Boobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that's the boob ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Bobbo]

Porkies.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Cole play played the super bowl halftime and I felt that it was a gay performance.

[Charlie]

I mean, it's just doesn't. It's not. It was fine. It just doesn't work for the Super Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't me. It just was not gay. It's just I'm throwing that term around.

[Casey]

Loosely like I always do.

[Charlie]

Bruno Mars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Bruno Mars.

[Charlie]

I thought they were both fine.

[Casey]

Have you read the Controversy though?

[Charlie]

No. What's the conference?

[Casey]

Beyonce. You haven't heard this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

What was it?

[Casey]

Oh, the. The whole Black Panther. It's about angry and. Because she's dressed in bullets in black. And they do the. They do the fist names all about Black Panthers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Charlie]

She was doing it for Michael Jackson.

[Casey]

That's not what people are saying.

[Bobbo]

The choreography was. Was in a Michael Jackson style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Charlie]

I guess I just don't see racist. I don't know.

[Casey]

That's funny you say that because I watched it, I didn't see that. And then later I read about it, I went, yeah, black.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see it at all.

[Bobbo]

Are not all bad though. JD no, but see, they did a lot for civil rights in the 1970s.

[Casey]

Beyonce has a history of anti cop and anti black, you know, pro black, anti white music.

[Charlie]

So can we just enjoy the damn music and not analyze it that way?

[Bobbo]

That's what I was doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Coldplay, east coast, west coast hardcore rap. And I'm not all into the bad part of it anyway.

[Charlie]

The only thing that was the. The production was bad as far as the audio quality sound anyway. That's just being nitpicky.

[Casey]

So I thought it was good. I actually enjoyed the halftime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coldplay just didn't need to. It's just not there.

[Charlie]

They need Metallica. That's what they need next year. That happened this year?

[Casey]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Oh, that would be so great. It's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the hall of Fame deal, I didn't keep up with it. Who got what?

[Charlie]

Well, to. Did not get in. That was the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

I called that.

[Charlie]

Yeah. He said he would not happen. It's not happening the first time around because he just was an ass media. And if you're an ass to the media, the guess who's voting in have a nice day. It doesn't matter that they're supposed to take everything that's on the field and not so much off the field.

[Bobbo]

But hey, no, I mean, Michael Irvin didn't Go in the first year.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

And he wasn't an ass of that media. It was just a bad cokehead. Yeah, bad. That's all that was.

[Casey]

Bad Leroy Brown, bad boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this?

[Charlie]

This is Jimmy. It's kind of a deep track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I like it.

[Charlie]

135051 First Street.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't talked about cars in a.

[Charlie]

While, so you know you have. What did we do on here? It's right. God, it's been like 20 minutes.

[Bobbo]

Oh, dude, we're on a radio show, aren't we?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

I kind of forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-823-4. And we're almost out of time, so if you want to get. Oh, this is it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to get your car bid, you need to do it now. You call 800-800-RADIO. 800-800-7234. It's 1142 in Texas and Louisiana. We have pickup locations over in Scott behind fezos by the Lafayette Harley Davidson dealer. Everybody knows where that is, man. Over there by. What's this called? Don Specialty Me next to Eddie Hill's Honda. I went to a back room poker game in Lafayette last week.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mardi Gras. It was fun.

[Charlie]

Did you win anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I got like 5th out of 10 or something like that. It was a blast, though. I would have done better had I remembered how to play. Is it. Once I. Once I remembered how to play effectively, I was already down so bad. Yeah, that's all right. Mark at the classic Chevrolet in Beaumont was running the table pretty good. Wow, Mr. Crico.

[Bobbo]

I'll bet he can play.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can.

[Charlie]

Playing with car dealers, man, that's got to be tough, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good lord. In your green. I'm just not a card player, Bob. Are you card player?

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm not.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, we actually play at my house every Tuesday. If you guys didn't have big auction day on Wednesday, you could come up.

[John Clay Wolf]

And to buoy and what's the buy in?

[Bobbo]

Help me buy some groceries. All like 30 bucks. And you can buy in a couple times if you want.

[Charlie]

What's the address so we can make sure the cops go bust this right there booby.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't care. 800-800-723-4723-480080-07234. 800, 800 radio. Is the call in number or just go to givemetheven.com because it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear, literally. We're gonna go out with Jimi Hendrix. We'll be Back in a minute. So if you finish talking, let me get back in.

[Charlie]

God is a very important part of this primary election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Most all of the candidates go out.

[Charlie]

Of their way to talk about the Bible and their faith. So we thought it would be interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

To take real quotes from the primary candidates. These are things these guys actually said, and we want to get an idea of what they would sound like from the mouth of Jesus. So here they are, the words of the candidates as read by Jesus himself. The fact is that we need appropriate vetting and I don't think that orphans under five should be admitted into the United States at this point. You don't stop bad guys by taking away our guns. You stop bad guys by using our guns. Look at that face. I mean, would anybody vote for that? I would bomb the out of them. We'd just bomb those suckers. The other thing is with the terrorists, you have to take out their families. I'll take the votes of everyone who likes machine guns and bacon. I will build a wall. It will be a great wall. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1, 800-800-Radio. 1, 800-800Radio. 800-800-7234. It is 11:51. We have nine minutes left for you to call in now. Get on the air and I'll give you a bid on your car. Or just go to. Give me the VI. Give me the VIN. The VIN number. Givemethe VIN.com. we were talking, we have some ex Carmax people that work here, former Carmax people. And at carmax you can take your car there and wait about an hour and they'll give you a written offer.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They inspect your car and hand you a deal. It's non negotiable. If it's 10 5, it's 10 5. It's not 10 5, 25.

[Casey]

Done deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it. It's all they're gonna give. And there was one fellow that left and he walked back by the person that gave him the sheet and they said, what did you. What do you think? He said, oh, I left you a note in the. I left you what I think in the bathroom. Oh, here we go. And it was a legendary carmax s appraiser appraisal.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he literally defecated on the document on the floor of the bathroom and walked away from it.

[Casey]

Why, why do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess he didn't like his bid. But the point is, is we email your bids. You don't have to come and waste your time at our office. You don't have to meet us. You don't have to see us. It's all online, all dot com, the whole process.

[Casey]

That's why people think tell us your car.

[Bobbo]

Hey dot com. So easy. You can do it in your underw.

[John Clay Wolf]

But don't s on your computer if you don't like your bid because it'll stink. And it's your computer or your phone because if you do that on your phone, if you're angry, if you pass 15 and we're 10 grand and you do that to your phone, then, man, who's gonna want to talk to you.

[Bobbo]

Don't deface the temple, man.

[Charlie]

I can't wait. How many pictures have we had of people in their underwear getting a bid?

[John Clay Wolf]

About 10, I think.

[Charlie]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to post them more on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolfe show.

[Casey]

People send you pictures of themselves in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their underwear at their computer, on their phone. Okay.

[Bobbo]

Hold a phone. When did this start? Where are they?

[Charlie]

Oh, we started this, what, about a month ago?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, three weeks ago. The joke is our process is so easy. You can do it from your underwear.

[Bobbo]

And you really enticing young ladies sending their pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, guys put their girlfriends up to it so they get a better bid. So when you're looking through the picture sets, you see a hot chick in her lingerie, like, putting in the VIN number in on her computer. Her boyfriend's taking a picture of it, and he's like, you know, hey, extra thousand maybe.

[Bobbo]

Hell, yeah, brother. It's all in the game.

[Charlie]

The great ones are when there's a selfie and it's one of those above shots and you're looking down below while she's holding a phone and it happens to be close to her chest. Yeah, those are the good ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God, you're such a perf, Charlie. 800-800-72348. Angel, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Yeah, I was calling because I have a 2007 Chevy Malibu Chevy. It's got 100, about 150, 000 miles on it. Okay, sure does. Hey. Hey, baba. What year was your Chevy Malibu?

[Bobbo]

05.186, 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same body style. What? Wait, Bobo, you can bid this one.

[Bobbo]

Mine's a Malibu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Max, yours has a little bit of hail damage, too.

[Bobbo]

Quite a bit. Quite a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Angel, what do you think that this car is worth? Not. I mean, not. Not too much. I don't know. I know. Just really, what is your expectation? I don't know. 2, 500 bucks, maybe. I don't have a market for that car like that.

[Bobbo]

I'm not a dime over 1150.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if I can get 1150. Let me look at something. Oh, seven. That's the old body style, right? Yeah, yeah, the same as 05.

[Bobbo]

It's a sedan or a Max. Okay, that's better than mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here are some market reports in the 150s on 07's current transactions. 800, 400. Wow, here's 1100. Here's a 300 and here's 500. So if you take the median average of that five to six hundred dollar car, that's wholesale, that's dealer money, but that's the cash market for it. So if you were to get 2500, you would be getting retail. Plus the average profit on a used car in the United States is twelve hundred dollars. So if the money's five hundred plus twelve hundred, sounds like you should be asking 2500 and be happy with seventeen. If somebody, if somebody offered you seventeen. Unfortunately, that someone is not me, because I'm the five. I'm the five hundred. Doesn't tickle your pickle. I love my listeners. Thank you, angel. You're a funny guy.

[Bobbo]

You'll pick or tickle. See, that's where I so vary from our approach, you know, as opposed to me. Because for a $500 car value, I mean, mine's running great. It always has. Let's keep it Berryman's B12 every third fill up, you know, no, change the oil every 5,000. Now we've eased up a bit on that. I get $500 out of it, driving it another year, right. You know, and the wheels won't fall off and I'll give it to one of my damn daughters or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, these cars have a shelf life of anything over a buck and a half. If it's not a Camry or a Civic or a Accord. Domestic made units over 150,000 miles, they're fixing to be done. Everything goes to zero. Everything goes back into the ground. General cars die. They get crushed, they get melted. They turn into metal again. They don't last forever, no matter how pretty it is. They have so many years. Or in this case, miles. This one was miles. Miles, Miles, miles. When they get to 200 grand, they're done. They're done. I bought an O2 Mercedes CL, which is the newer body style. Back then, CL 500 was 79,000 miles. Yesterday, CarMax hit it at four grand. I gave the guy five.

[Casey]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

This car cost a Hundred thousand dollars. A hundred thousand dollars in 2002 and it still looks like a 2006.

[Casey]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's take, let's take a hundred thousand. So we've got a $95,000 depreciation in 79,000 miles. So it cost him a dollar something a mile to drive it. Cars are not cheap. Oh, five super duty with 90 van. Is it four wheel drive or two wheel drive? Leather, clothes, cloth. Average. Rough or clean? Average. Okay. Is it long bed or short? Long bed. And it's a diesel or gas? Diesel. 5, 6, 6 grand. 6, 7 grand. 6, 7 grand. The 6. The, the 6 liter just does not have a. If this was a 08 with that newer engine, it'd be 10, 10 to 11 grand. Maybe, maybe 12.

[Bobbo]

The blue book is 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

5. I mean, it has low mileage and it has a couple things in it, but it means nothing.

[Bobbo]

An old man used to own it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a boy scout major.

[Bobbo]

He went back and forth. It's all he did. So that's in great condition. Blue Book's pretty good on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the book doesn't buy him. We bought. We buy and sell them at the auctions to the. On the market. And that's what. I've got one right now and I'm having trouble with it, but yeah, that's, that's the money. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And I'll give it. If you want to sell it for that, go to givemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. 65 Ford Falcon Hard top. I don't know. Need to go to. Give me the VIN on that one and hang on. James, James. Go ahead and go to the website. Give me the vin.com on that one and load it up so we can look at it. So I'm gonna have to do that one off air. Okay. All right, thanks. Give me the VIN V I N. Hey, at the end of the show, can you hit the jingle again?

[Charlie]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just so that they remember Bobbo's handiwork. I think it's very funny.

[Bobbo]

So good, J.D. thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did a little earlier start this morning, eight o'. Clock.

[Casey]

Fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. It's if you call it fun. Fun. Fun is a.

[Casey]

Well, you're not feeling well, but if you. Next week you'll be 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I'm glad to know that. Yeah, I need to be 100. GiveMeTheEven.com is our website. Now I'm going downstairs in the buyer's office and we're gonna work and buy these cars and we'll be emailing you guys, offer letters and doing what we do. Thanks again for tuning in. See you next Saturday, 9 o'.

[Charlie]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Bobbo]

You can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

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