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This show will have laughter, tears, topless arguments, infections caused by Jacuzzi water. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Really weird. It's about to get a whole lot weirder now. John Clay Wolf. Chat, chat, chat. Good morning. I don't think I'm working. You're working, baby. I don't hear. Hello? I can hear you. All right. Can you hear me, Jake? What can I ever hear? Can you feel me? You're a little quiet. Have you ever had an infection caused by Jacuzzi water? I have not. Oh. Oh, pick me. Have you? Yes. Really? Oh, yes. That's real. That's real. So what? What? What? It's just because you shouldn't get in there after. Don't go to certain parties. I'll put it that way. What kind of infection did you get from Jacques? I don't want to talk about it. It's way too personal. JD Got the meerkat clap? The meerkat. Good morning, Rusty. Randy. Rusty. Whatever. Randy the chipmunk. Good morning. Have you had that? Ever had. No, of course not. You don't. Chipmunks don't get in hot tubs. Yeah, we don't swim too much. No, I don't think so. Anyway, you stay out of. Stay out of hot tubs. Did you have you. What's the meerkat clap? How does that work? Okay. See, there's a whole. There's a whole subculture of animals that come from different countries and things. Sure. And animals don't get blood tests and things that come, they just put Them in and stick them in the zoo. Right. Meerkats are a thriving colony of chlamydia carriers. Really? Yeah, yeah, you can get the meerkat clap. I mean, it's easily transferable. I thought that that was like some dance. Like the Kit. DJ Macarena. Yo, dj. Not like the Macarena. Dj. What's that? What's that dance going on right now? We're dancing outside of their cars and they're crashing and getting run over. Oh, that's. That's the shiggy challenge. That's for the Drake In My Feelings song. Good morning, DJ Prek, everybody. What up? What up, our white block intern? Yes, sir. 50, 50. Now, does the Kiki Count Challenge have anything to do with the meerkat clappers? That a whole different song. I'm not too familiar with the meerkat clap, man. I think that might be a whole nother game. All right. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Mike Turley. Good morning, you, Bobo. Good morning. Hey, what do you say? I say. I say the Johnny Manziel sucks at football. What happened now? He played Canadian football this week. Canadian football? Really bad. That just sounds funny even to say he's gonna start showing up on the show again. Professional tiddlywinks. You gotta look it up, dude. It's bad, okay? Hey, put it on our Facebook page. Dj, when you get a chance that I. The clips of him throwing. He threw four interceptions in the first half, so. His first pass. Yeah. An interception. Yeah. In. In. In the Canadian Football League. Wait a minute. He's. He's here? Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. That was a quick trip from good morning. What. What else is he doing? Montreal to here. Johnny Football, everybody. We have Johnny. Good morning, Johnny, man. Oh, wow. Where have you been? Everybody's talking about this stat line, man. Yeah, stat line. How you do the guy in the uniform? You don't seem to be worried about your performance. Well, you know, J.D. we train in Canadian Football League. We throw the pastors who were on horseback. Yeah. What? Yeah, Mounting patrol. Mount patrol. Like you throwing a little high. Yeah. I don't know what they're trying to accomplish with that, man. It's funny looking. They got the red suits, man. It's like deadly D those mountains. You're playing football? These guys on the other team were a lot shorter than their Mounties. We practice with throwing it through the wrong dude. So Johnny Football was so stoned, he was throwing it to the wrong people. Yeah, but on the. On the bright Side. There is a bright side. It's not real football. It's Canadian football. So it's okay, man. It's okay to suck. 49ers, here I come. Okay. Hey, Johnny, I have a. I have a wall of shame in the studio here with football jerseys. And of course, your Cleveland Browns is up there. But I would love to have your new Argonauts, whoever it is, jersey you have. Yeah, I don't remember. I was playing with the Tiger Cats and they got. They traded me for a case of Heineken. And so I think it's. I don't know if it's Iouettes. The Alouettes. They traded me for a case of Heineken. That's right, Alo. They even taught me that song so I would remember it. And I still forgot. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 5, fired up 808. If that doesn't work out, are you still getting royalties from your Smokinator? 2000 sales of the Smokinator have skyrocketed in Oklahoma. Yeah. Why Oklahoma? I don't know. They finally got on board because, like, okay, like, okay, pot is a crime. This is Johnny Mansell, everybody. But pot is one of the best crimes out there, man. Oklahoma finally understands. And the Smokinator 2000 is the best way to smoke it. You know the Johnny football smoking air 2000. It's got four hoses and four mouthpieces and two chambers. You just fill it up and go, man. Fire it up. Fun for the party. You can buy that today, by the way, at the gas pipe. The gas pipe. The gas pipe. So. Well, this makes all the sense in the world. I'm glad. I'm glad you came on the program this morning. Explain to us that your instructions of who to your receivers were were incorrect. You thought you were throwing it to the right people. Yeah, but they're just a lot taller when they're on horseback. You're not throwing it to the Mounties. I was waiting for Mr. Peabody. That's a cartoon. I know. I could have made it. That dog. Oh. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can give us a call. Give us year, make, model, mile of your car. If you'd like to sell it, I'll put a bid on it right here. And if you don't like my number, we'll ask Johnny Manziel what he'd like to offer. That should be fun. 69. Dude. No. Nope. Bobbo, what's your concert lineup? Get back over here. Concert lineup? Yeah. Did you go to any concerts this week? I have not. I thought you did. Hold on. What day is it, man? This is Saturday. This Saturday last. Was that last Saturday? I don't think we did last Saturday. I think it was the Saturday before. I've gone to so many concerts this summer. I went to see White Snake and Jason Bonham and Foreigner. I don't believe that was last week. I think it was the week before two weeks ago. Isn't it funny that everything you're going to see is old? Yeah, yeah. That's the best stuff, especially live. Why is it the best stuff? I don't. My 14 year old, she's 15 now. Yeah. Her and her friends listen to Van Halen. They listen to Leonard Skynyrd. They listen to. And they're not a bunch of hippie kids. They're just very normal. I mean, they do listen to the Kiss, one of the. The top 40 stuff too. Sure. I've taken my kids to a lot of these concerts this summer. They know every word of every song that's a hit. Chicago. They know all the music. I, I don't understand why they. I don't understand why the. The music keeps retreading and retreading and retreading. Oldies had had a long. But 80s rock, 80s, 70s rocks is just. It's classic stuff. I know that sounds like somebody who's a little bit older saying, well, it was the best music, but for whatever reason, it's coming back around. Look what happened with Africa and Toto. Thirty years later, 38 years later, they had a hit again. They've got to be sitting somewhere going, I don't believe. You know, I had Simon Cowell on the show a couple of weeks. It was a while back. But I asked him the same question. This was his answer. I know exactly what you mean. And when is that going. I know exactly what you mean. When is that going to. Do you see the rock and roll band coming back as mainstream Chr. Well, I think you look at the sales still of Dark side of the Moon. I play the album, I think to myself, once a week. And part of the reason that album was so good was a. As you said, they were a band be. The songs were incredible. But also they spent nearly a year rehearsing the album in a studio, a rehearsal studio, before they went in and recorded it. I mean, it was absolutely perfectly executed. And right now you're, you're living in a track age where artists are putting out eight singles with collaborations a year and they're forgetting about putting a Piece of work together. But then along comes Adele without any gimmicks. Right. And, and she's sold all over the world. So I think this is the beginning of something completely new, which is very positive. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, you know, and don't forget to. Not only does quantity not equal quality, but songs were so well crafted in an earlier age. Fat Girls are good lovers is what I heard him say. Too. Right, right. They did it with country music as well, you know, in the mid-90s after the Goth Brooks phase. Nobody could sell records like that. And they just killed off all. Puts gravy on her biscuits. Yeah. Will that sell records? I bet it. What are we talking about? What are you talking? Adele. Your Tourette's is getting worse. Adele. Do you think Adele puts gravy on her biscuits? Quite sure. That's in her. Writer was Simon Cowell. Was Sir Simon Michael. Can you go back to that beginning? Was Sir Simon Cowell, Was he wasted on opioids? When he was talking to us, did you hear, did you notice that there's like four seconds where he made no sense? Well, I, I, I think you've only got a girl to look at the sales. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I've got someone who can translate this. Keith Richards, come here from the Rolling Stones. Keith Richards, Come on over here, Keith. You hadn't been over here in a while in the green room. Come on in, buddy. A little early, do we say? It's 9:45. That's actually 8:17, but go ahead. That's all right. What is it, Keith? I was wondering if you could translate what Simon Cowell was saying in this when we were talking the other day. Because I don't understand what he said. I saw him and Rosie. Let's play it. Well, I, I, I, I think that you, you Very good. Good. Look at the sales. It's perfectly clear. Perfect. So one thing is. Something's got a hair lip of a bit of a ha. Notice. But he sometimes he speaks. I don't know what he says is, yeah, what I mean is. And you're right, because you obviously. And he prefaces by saying, I'm about to tell you. But that comes out with psalm and like, oh, well, God Dabanga. Right. And then he begins to say dark side of the moon. But he's got a bit of a regionalism, you know, he's from England and he hasn't changed as much like the rest of us. Like you, he's a little rough, you know, he's not he's not all date, you know, sublimely rich like I am. Yeah, you're clear as a bell. That's what he said. All right, Well, I didn't. Play it again. Listen closely. Okay, well, I, I, I think you're very good. Look at the sales. He's saying. You know what you're talking about, and I'll tell you why. That's not what he said at all. That's exactly what he said. Close. You haven't got the benefit to slow it down, but that's what he's thinking. If anybody knows what he's saying, J.D. it's Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones. My bad. Keith, how's your week been? I don't know. What day is it? This is Saturday. Saturday morning. Oh, thank God it's Saturday. Why? I've got a date. You have a date? Yeah, I met a beautiful bird out San Antonio. In San Antonio. Do you like San Antonio? Love it. I love San Antonio. Great town. I'm gonna zip down, go to the Riverfront Riverwalk. Don't tell anybody. Okay. And I'm gonna go to the Chinese restaurant, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get a good. In the Mexican town of San Antonio. Yeah, but I don't go for the food. Don't go for the food. Never bought Chinese food in San Antonio. Why are you going? I go for the cocktail. The cocktail? They've got a cocktail? Yeah, it's a giant flaming pineapple. And on top it's got a little, you know, the Easter candy. The little peeps. Peeps? The peeps. Yeah, like the commodities. I've got three peeps. A green one and a yellow and a blue one. Okay. And when the flame gets high enough, little birds catch on fire and you can eat a lot of marshmallows. JD why don't you give him that, that card you have that pass for the San Antonio massage. Here we go. You want that for the, for the San Antonio. You can select Oriental or Hispanic massage therapist. Now give it. Give him the other one. Give him the green with a happy ending. Okay, hold on there. Keith Richards, like Keith Richards can go get a massage without a happy. Thanks very much. I like Latina. They paint your toenails. I see. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello. Good morning. You're on there. Hello, Hello? Yeah. Is this where we can talk about selling a car? Yeah. Yeah. What have you got? I've got a 1992 Dodge Stealth V6, 24 valve, twin turbo. So it's a VR4, four wheel drive, four wheel steering. One owner, 76,400 miles. So it's the VR4. Do you remember that it. Does it say VR4 or VR something on the back? On it. On the back. Yeah, like a VR. I know what you're talking about. So y' all bought it new. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it? How nice is it? At least eight. Okay, so it's pretty nice. What city are you in? Oklahoma City. Okay. 1992 Dodge Stealth, Twin Turbo. 75, 000 miles. Y' all bought it new? 76. Well, five does. Does 5,000 buy it? Excuse me? Does 5,000 buy it? No. Okay. Does 6,000 buy it? Nope. Does 6,395 buy it? Nope. What buys it? We're looking at more between like eight. 8,000 buys it. Okay. Have you already put it in to givemetheven.com? i have not. I'm not a computer person, so I. I don't know how to do all that. That's fine. I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna have DJ Prek get your info and get some pictures of this car. I'm gonna try to buy it from you. If it's as nice as you say, I'm gonna give eight. Okay? All right. I'm gonna put you on hold. My name's John Clay Wolf. You'd like to sell your car, you know, givemethevin.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. And as you can tell with that lady, that's a weird one. A 92 Viper. I mean, I normally don't get 800 for those. Not a Viper a damn then. Normally they don't run, but she's got a pretty good one. So on good cars, we'll step way the hell up and get them bought. We'll be right back. Remember, go to givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf. This is John Clay Wolf show. JD Ryan, Bobbo, Mike Turley. DJ Pre K. Be back. Uno momento, por favor. Hey, guys, listen up. What's up, dude? Beautiful morning, isn't it? Yeah. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. Is it on now? What time is that show again? It's on now. For real? For real. And we're on it now. Okay, here we go now. John Clay Wolf, ccr. God, I haven't heard this in years. Is that guy still alive? John Haggard. I'll look it up. John Fogarty. Fogarty, I believe he is. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio DJ Prek. Is Michael McDonald really on hold again? Yeah, Michael McDonald is back, man. I'm not sure what he wants. 73. He's alive. What does Michael McDonald want? He always calls in trying to sell us old cars. Cuz he's got a ton of them. Good. Michael McDonald, you there? Hey, John, good morning. How are you? How's your day? He's still stuck in that yacht rock mode. It's all, man, it's all good. Pretty sunshine weekend. Everything's great. What's on your mind? Michael McDonald. A Cadillac Elante. You know, Mike, I. I bought your El Camino. Was that six months ago. And we actually did fine with it. When I told people that, that. That it was yours, they all said who? I said, Michael McDonald. You know, of the Doobie Brothers. They said, who? I said, you know, Michael McDonald, he's famous. They're like, no, but I like this El Camino. I should have stayed with the Doobies. So. So how many miles are on your Cadillac Elante? Here's a Good F, baby. 2700 miles. 2700 miles A to B. Why does it only have 2700 miles? It's a 30 year old Alante. Back in 94, I had a big album. Yeah, I thought it was gonna be big. And I forgot about the car. Stuck it in my sh. Okay, well, here it probably. Everything doesn't run perfect if it's been sitting for 30 years and you forgot about it. I know you used to be rich and you used to be famous, but this could be. This sounds like a perfect barn. Find Michael McDonald's old Elante. All right, so he. Guess who was living in the backseat, baby. Who? John Fogarty was in my car, living in your backseat. So. So put me in. Anyway, well, you know, I mean this. If it's a 2700 mile Elante, you get it started. Everything works, right? We can drive it. I'll give $10,000 for it. You gonna love this car, baby. I love the El Camino. I love the El Camino we bought off of you. Thank you for. You know, in J.D. mcDonald in concert in Oshkosh, Wisconsin. By the way, August 9th. He's still touring. And that is during the airplane show that's going on right? In Oshkosh Waterfest concert series. Yes. No, Oshkosh is going on. Yeah, Oshkosh. Correct. Is it not. It Is it just. Just overact? Oh, is it just in Beyonce's car? We bought Beyonce's Phantom Rolls about, I don't know, six months ago. Yeah. And these celebrity cars are weird. Why? People like you get excited about them. They talk about them, they listen, they. That. But really, at the end of the day, nobody. It doesn't change value, really. Nah, it's just a bunch of talk. Creates all types of talk. You bought Beyonce's car? Oh, my God. I want to meet Beyonce. Oh, my God. Give a signature. Do you have a picture? A picture of my head in the car? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. But I lost 6,000 on Beyonce's car. Oh, my God. And I didn't even get an album or a kiss. I mean, if I. I mean, if I could have, you know, snuck up behind that, got two fistfuls of Beyonce's ass, but really, she got two fistfuls of mine? Yes, she did. Six grand. I got out. Traded by Beyonce. I got hustled by Beyonce. See, that's the thing. They know that there's that star power, the. They sell a house, they sell a car, anything. They know you can take them out of the street, but you can't take them out of the hustle, man. No, I like. I guess that makes a difference to. It becomes like, a TV car or a movie car. Then it's got more. Well, Beyonce's pretty popular. Last time I checked, she is Eric in Cyprus. 11 Chrysler 300, leather roof, nav with a hemi. What color? Silver. Silver. Average. Rough or clean? Probably rough and clean. Why is it rough? What's rough? It's just got on the back bumper, in the front bumper. There's a few little things. So I can fix it. For 500 bucks. Yeah. All right. Does $8,000 buy it? 8,000. Let me start over. Does $8,000 buy It? Not. Not exactly what I was looking for. What. What buys it? I mean, I was hoping it would be closer to 10. Okay, if I give you 10, do I buy it? Potentially, yes, sir. Oh, my God. Potentially. Did you call here to do business or talk? This is not a sex hotline. This is marriage. You went in the wrong door, so let's start over. Eric, does 8,000 buy it? No, John, I was hoping for more. Well, Eric, how much does it take to buy it? Well, $10,000. Okay, Eric, if I give $10,000, do I buy it? Well, okay, Eric, so. So are you not ready to sell it yet? Well, I'm ready to sell it, but I'VE got to find the replacement vehicle. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we'll give you a two week lock. Deal. Got 800-800-72-3,4. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio and I'll get on my knees and pray. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf mama tell you a story about a big fat girl. Hey, don't do it. Don't do it. Bobbo Turley sent out a memo this week to all the hundred. Give me the VIN employees that there's no drinking on the job. No alcohol during work hours. Yeah, we've got a new policy. Okay, hang on. I want to talk to Chris in middle and I want to get into the middle of this because I mean, don't you think before you make a big policy change like that you should check with me? I mean a little big headed, isn't he? J.D. i don't believe that. I don't know what happened. Company wide memos about alcohol. Proud of him. I'm proud of him. He's doing the job. Chris. Go Turley. Chris and Midland. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. How you doing? Good, good. Where do you work? I work all over the U.S. what do you do? I'm a pipeliner. I weld. Do you get to drink on the job? Yes, of course. Okay, well, you know, you would think that everybody would say no, but there's plenty of industries that do. Topless dancers, bartenders, pipeliners, crane operators, ship captains. I mean ask that Italian ship captain a few years ago he was having a few cocktails. Okay, you have a 15. Dodge 3500. So if you're a pipeliner, did you take. Do you have the goofy bed on it? The welder's bed? Did you make your own bed? I do. I do have the goofy bed on it, but we take it off and put the normal one on. I do have the original bed as well. Good. I want the normal one. Yalls little snub bullnose welder bed. You know what they are? I know what they are, but it's just hard to remarket. Not everybody gets to drink on the job like you. Yeah. Is it. It's a tradesman. So is it. Does it have a power driver's seat? No. Power driver's seat. Okay, so it's a real tradesman. So it has vinyl floors in the cheat the. No, no, no. It's got carpet, power, everything, cruise control. It even has air conditioning. Even has air conditioning. That's a four wheel drive. Crew cab tradesman 20153500 diesel. 48000 miles. Is there a payoff on it? Yes. All right, how much is payoff? 24, 000 contains. All right, you're good. I will give, I will give. I will give. I think I'll give 30. Nah. No, no, no, no. JD said no. No, it is a, you know, it is a diesel four wheel drive, got 20 inch rims and rim tires on it. Brand new. What's it take to buy it? 38, 000. Satan. Hey, let me have Satan come over here and help me with this one. Satan. Satan. Good morning again. Chris has a, he's a welder, he's welding pipeline. He's. He's got a, he's got a base dually four wheel drive, great miles west Texas rig. I'm at 30 grand, he's at 38. What do you think we should do? Well, I think you should, you should probably split the difference. Well, you're good at negotiating. I mean you negotiate people's souls. I'm just trying to buy a guy's car. Sure, sure. You know, wizard of Oz back years ago was a really popular film and a lot of the munchkin people began to die off around the 70s, 80s. I made some great deals on them, you know, because I mean soul and a half, you know, I got a little wiggle room on smaller people. I mean I've got all this square footage, right. Give him a home, you know, Give that truck a home. Give it a little love and then turn it over to me because I know what to do with a truck, Chris. If I came up to 35,000 with it, by it. While you're moving, while you're mooing on the phone, remember we, we will come to your place and pick it up, get into check, we'll hand you a check for the equity and we'll go make your payoff for you. And you'll pick up the bed as well. Yeah, you just put the bed on the old one. Yes, you, we, we. You can take the old bed, the, the old new bed and put it on top of the current bed and just strap it down and just strap it down and we'll do that. Okay, so that would, that will take some planning for me. If you go with 36,000, I'd sell it, but it would take me a couple of few days to get the bed put on there and all that. So if I give you 36,000. We have made a deal in front of God, the devil and all the 500,000 listeners right now. Yeah, Okay. Made a deal. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's roll. Pay that man his money. 800-800-7234. Is that the number here? Yes, 800, 800. Radio. Radio. No, you're just killing me. Just making deals in front of the devil himself. You don't want to go back in your deal with the devil. I mean, you do whichever you want to do. It's up to you, man. You're out there in the field. You see, I bring Satan in as a, as their backup, man. He's the hammer. He's the wall of good things. I'm always here for you, John. Hi everybody, it's me, the prince of darkness, and I approve this deal. I'm looking at our, I'm looking at our memo. Give me the vin. We have a big screen that shows all the cars we've bought and it show. I mean, are these guys, are they at work yet? Oh, it's just nine o'. Clock. We get here at nine. I've got a deal. Anybody who's listening in the buyer's room, first person to buy customer's car that calls in this morning, that starts from, from today. I've got a 50 bill up here on the countertop. You can come grab it. Oh, wow. Wow. Yep. So, and that tells the listeners too that these guys will be motivated to buy your rigs. We do stuff like that. Little, little this and that and specs and games. I mean we want to get our customers, the guys that give me the VIN that go there, we want to get them bid and negotiated out and hammered quickly. I walked through the office earlier, earlier this week, there was a hundred dollar bill strapped to the, to the board taped up there. But still people seem to be upset. There was a new memo out, everybody. So I don't understand. And they're still upset. You, you, you decided to craft a company wide email or was it just the buyer's room? Just. Okay, so just in the buyer's room. Okay. Send it out to all the buyers@givemethevin.com. everybody in logistics, everybody in our downstairs area. Yeah. Now what time did you send this out? It was probably about 2:30. Okay. Not 11:30 on a Saturday night like Jerry Maguire style. What prompted you to do this? Well, we had some company in people, you know, meetings at the big, nice corporate conference table. Giant table in front of the office. They leave. And then all of a sudden, I'm walking over to the bathroom by our kitchen, and right by that table is two cold, ice cold Bud lights just sitting out in the open for everybody to look at. And what time was this? This is like 2 o'. Clock. This is ridiculous. Folks, come on. You know, we're a little light, you know, if you. If you want to drink on your own, that's fine. It's up to you. Just real men hide their alcohol. Exactly, exactly. Not leave it out in the open. What's the policy? What's the. We've had no policy. It's been on the honor system, but some morons are abusing it, so they're screwing it up for everybody. So the policy now. No alcohol consumption during business hours. So I bet that. How many people resigned? Well, we had some managers or some buyers come up to me. So what does that exactly mean? What do you think it means? Well, can I. Can I go to lunch? Let's back up a little bit. There's not a bunch of drunks down there in that room at all. I've walked through. I'm just saying they're on a plow. During business hours. No, no, no, no. They're getting pretty casual, though. Okay, so they got too casual about the policy. Hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait a second. Now, this is just the buy. Yes, Bob, because I'm up. I mean, I. Listen, I mean, I work for the media wing of this company. I mean, I'm in creative, right? And I'm a. You know, and I assure you, I'm not up here swilling vodka. Did you receive the email? Turley's Mandate. I heard about it. Damn sure heard about it. So, I mean, are you nervous as well? I've. I've begun locking my door at 3pm so that tells me, what do you do during the week to inspire your creativity? Because since you're in the creative side, you know, we need it all out of you. So whatever you need, hell, I mean, we ought to supply it to you. Well, not just creative. I mean, I'm on the phone with Mick Jones from Foreigner for a damn hour and a half a couple of weeks ago. Right? You don't do that straight. I mean, he wasn't. I know he wasn't. So you're on something. So maybe a little grass, you know, I want to listen. Legal grass from Colorado. It's not legal in Texas. Do you have that interview or do we have time? No, we don't have time. We'll get it in a minute. The guy from Toto, also. You talk to them? Yeah, I'm talking to a lot of celebrities. There's a lot of pressure on the line. Do you do any create. Do you do any hallucinogens, anything like that to inspire. Inspire you? Okay, this is going to be controversial and you shouldn't have asked me this because you know, I'll tell you the truth. Okay? There's a guy. If you want the truth, just ask Bobbo. There's a guy west of town, graduated, okay. With a degree in chemistry from north Texas, right UNT and he made some pretty good acid. You don't do acid. I don't? You. Nobody does acid. Well, you. You allow the acid. Stop it. You don't. Yeah, Josh and Dallas, I've got. You obviously haven't read this week's run sheet. Josh, I've got 48. I've got. Now I've got 44 seconds. So we've got a 06F150XLT. 115, 000 miles, two wheel drive crew cab leather. So it's a lariat or an xlt? Yeah. Does it have factory leather or aftermarket leather? It's factory leather. Factory leather means Larry it every time in. In that world. But all that Aside, it's an 06. Is it nice? Yeah, it's pretty nice. I like it. What color? It's Black and tan. Two wheel drive leather. 06 F150XLT with leather. 115 on the clock. Does 8,000 buy? Doesn't. I've still got nine for the payoff. Does 9,000 buy it? If I just make your payoff, do you want me to buy it? No, I was just curious. I wanted to see what buys it. This is not a kissing booth. What buys it. 11 would buy it. Okay, I'll give 10. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it. I'll be right back. He actually enjoys driving in heavy traffic. Nothing brings more opportunities for pure brazen discourtesy. He's never committed burglary, but he did give his ex stepson 50 bucks to steal his ex wife's wedding ring back. He prefers women with a snarkly jaded personality. Add in free corny dogs and it's no wonder his new girlfriend is the lunch lady at his kid's school. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make Mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Hey, hey, look who's here. It's Uncool in the Gang. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Check out all these zany characters. What a freak show. Freak show. Now, John Clay Wolf. M. Michael Jackson bad. What do you mean you decided to end or do an intro song with Michael Jackson bad? Well, it timed out right. It's kind of a last minute choice. Why don't you skip over and do what you were going to do? I mean, I thought we got over this. You played Betty Davis Eyes three weeks ago. Right. And something else that was awful. I thought you were all about Jackson. I am. Little Jackson, but not new Jackson and not dead Jackson. Oh, what is this, like 89? Yeah, it's just. It's just. I don't know, it's just. Well, I sent you a note last night and specifically said stick to the tried and true stuff since I didn't do the playlist this week. Oh yeah, you sent that at what time do you think I'm still making these at 9 o' clock on a Friday night? These were done by five yesterday. Okay. But we have a lot in the catalog. Yeah, so why don't you just skip over it? Nobody noticed anything. The main thing about that was that first of all, David Spade says it's uncool in the gang, which is funny. And then the guy says, look at these crazy characters. It's a freak show. Then another guy says, freak show. And then it says, and now John Clay Wolf. And then you just start talking. Okay? That's all. Okay. How long have you been doing this, man? What else? What else? Do we. Have you ever heard a host talk about the bumper music? Yes, ever. Who? Jerry and Temple speaking. Speaking of getting in trouble, I'm. Now that I'm mad. No, you're not mad. You're bad. A 99 suburban with 200,000 miles. I mean, right back. Can you give it to somebody? No, nobody will take it. I'll take it. Oh, sure, sure. I mean, what do you. What are you expecting me to bid on this? On this? 200,000 mile? 99 Burbank. 2, 2, 2. 2500. Is it three quarter ton? Oh, half ton. I think I'm gonna pass. One owner. I think I'm gonna pass. I think I'm gonna pass, but okay, you know, I. I'd give a thousand. Yeah, I mean, there's just no. I mean when the. When the guys that take them to Mexico say ah, I'll give 800 then. You know that the, the desirability factor is low. It's a Suburban's the best car in the world, dude. I drive one right now. I love them, but they make so many of them that when they get old and you get like four body styles or five body styles back, 200 something thousand miles, this just zeros out. It's weird. But I'll give a grand if, you know, run it on Craigslist. If you don't get stabbed, raped or killed and you're still alive and haven't sold it yet. I'll give a grand. I hear you. 800. 800. Little Craigslist crazy advice. Craigslist crazy. That's so true, man. Those are great cars. If it gets to that point, just give it to the can. It wasn't four wheel drive, it'd be 500, but it's four wheel drive, so. So some redneck kid that needs a, you know, first car that could work for him, but he didn't have any money and that's why it's not worth it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Some young family on their third child that needs that third row seat all of a sudden, that's a good car for them For a little while. For a little while. But that' problem is, how long does it last? I've done it. It was me. Mine lasts about 18 months. What'd you do with it when you were done? I think, I think my ex sold it. Oh yeah. For the engine, yeah. Is she a stripper? No. She could be. Yeah. She could have been. Yeah. When you think of stripper cars, what do you think of she might have been? It's just coming to you, not to my nose. Speaking of stripper cars, what would be your top five stripper cars? Mustang after 94. After 94. Okay. New body style. Mustang Camaros. Surely just Camaros across the board. Yeah, all of them. No matter when they started, where they ended. Well, I'm kind of with you though. I think you're right. After 85, you know, not one of the expensive Camaros. Right. Didn't you say Mitsubishi Eclipses were? Mitsubishi Eclipse is a, is, is a stripper staple. I think that like when you get there and they, they give you your bar pass, your locker in your thong, your two songs, your pink one and your green one, they also give you a 2003 Mitsubishi Eclipse. And don't forget, it's like checking into the military and get issued your gun. Got you right Standard issue. Don't forget Uncle Tony's mgb. What's an mgb? Mg. Oh, an MG just passes down that old all steel MG Grand Cherokees. Those are stripper cars, not the Wrangler. No, they. They really can't afford a wrangler. But they can afford it. An older, you would think as much money as these strippers make that they would, they would buy better cars. I know you're gonna find this hard to believe that most of them are not really good at finance. Oh, really? No, some of them actually spend it as fast. But then there's that Queen Bee stripper that has the yellow convertible Corvette with the ground effects kit on it. She learned the hard way, like when she pulled. But she's got the three triangles of tan lines. Right. She is a professional. Yeah, she is. Yeah. She has all the marks. When they park her stripper ride, her prince. There's like cones around it. Sure. She has her own little Reserve 4 sign at the club. Jeff. Jeff in Louisiana. Good morning. Hey, hey, hey, hey, this is John. Yeah, hey. Jeff Prestridge from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I cannot believe I'm talking to you. Why not? I listen to you religiously every Saturday morning and you make me laugh so much. You're so refreshing. We tried all you fellas. Oh my God. Listen, I got a 2000 to 430 SRS, 430 Mercedes. All the bells and whistles, about 170, 165, 170,000. Oh, wow, that's a nice one. Hey, it's so nice. I'd rather do it on the website than on the air. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com and we'll knock it out. Thank you 800 and thanks for the big shout out. What's the face for Bob? Why the long face? Just makes you feel bad, you know. Why, what happened? Well, nothing happened. You guys so nice, but at the car, you know, it's about the cars to a great extent. Well, that car's hard to buy, right? It's hard to sell. Oh, is that what the vase was? Yeah. The big mild German cars are very difficult. And when someone's that nice, it's hard to tell them. I'd rather tell them an email. I'd rather break up over text. We don't talk enough. You don't know how. How deeply invested I am emotionally into the. The car part of the business. Oh, yeah, yeah. Because I mean, I pay attention. Yeah. When. When that lady said 8. Did you notice last segment? I Did this right before she said, oh, did you? How much do you want for it? Oh, you knew. Yeah. I'm chasing those numbers down my. I've got a higher consciousness these days than I had six months. What are you on right now? Hang on. What do you mean, hang on? He's on LSD already. But, Turley, I got a question about this alcohol policy. Give me the van Buyers room. So, you know, we have one staff member that you said was concerned about it, and I've noticed something. He drives a car with a breathalyzer on it. Stop, John. Just stop revealing all of our secrets, will you? But you know, there's some nice. He takes my cars home. Is that because he couldn't get his started? Probably the case, yeah. Hey, can I come? Jd? Jd, come over here. Will you blow into my car? What? Hey, he's sitting in the driver's seat. Hey, jd, will you come over here and blow this? Yeah. Really? And then you just see JD's butt sticking out the side of the car. Here we go again. It's all night. You see? 1985 all over again. You joke all you want, baby. Okay. About the nanny state, as they say, breath, lies or save lives. Okay, Buster dicks from our state capital. Are you. Are you. Does he ask you to come over and blow on him? While he does not ask me to. I mean, to blow the car to get it started. He does. Never has asked that. So he was. Have you ever blown the car to get it started for somebody else? No, I won't do. That's a real friend. I will not do that. No. I don't want to risk anybody's life. I think it's so severe. He has to stop every 30 minutes. Oh, it's one of those. See, there's levels of breath alone. Yeah. There's the one time blow and then there's. You gotta blow every half hour. Yeah. So why is he. What? So we have a big concern in the buyer's room about this new policy a couple people have. Just because somebody left a couple of beers on the day drinking. Day drinking? Yes, day drinking at 2 in the afternoon. Last time I was running, anybody that had a. A policy was the Toby Keith band. They said no drinking before the show. That's it. That's it. That's it. Got too sloppy. Yeah, it just got sloppy drunk. Well, that's fair enough. For the buyers. For the buyers. Oh, here we go. But the managers that are actually making the deals and making the decisions, I don't think that they should be Day drinking? No, not at all. You know, I'll tell you, I've been in this business for 25 years or 23 years or something. And I've only been to an auction drunk. Not drunk, but like three beers once. And I made the worst decisions I've ever made. It's not like bowling where you get better for a minute. No, when you go out for a minute, when you go out to buy cars, if you've been drinking, you make bad decisions. Yeah, three beers. I get a little lofty myself. The guys that are. That are working the customers and the middlemen and getting the. If they want a day drink, you know, we might do a case by case basis, like a special day of the month from 4 o' clock to 6 o'. Clock. But the managers cannot be day drinking and bidding. We do like $300 million a year in business this year. They can't be intoxicated while they're doing that. What's the big deal with his memo saying no drinking during business hours? That's all in a policy. Everywhere in the country. On the ground floor. Everywhere on the ground floor. Not up here, upstairs. It's okay. Yeah, I mean, it's okay with me. You're drinking beer up here. The problem is, is Turley started this. Turley started this. Turley absolutely started this. Three years ago, I come in the buyer's room one day, he's like, oh, it's a celebration where everybody's drinking. No, no, no, this is true. There was a manager that said, hey, on Friday we should have a tray. I can't remember what he called it, but it's like an alcohol tray. Okay, sure. Afternoon. But when does afternoon begin too? No, it's like 12:30. Afternoon starts at 12. You gotta also remember Mr. Turley, when he goes on his little vacays. He had a friend that came back from Colorado with a bunch of munchies, a bunch of edibles, and he had the whole buyer's room stone for two weeks. That's kind of true. I'm just not that far off base. I know I'm over exaggerating a touch much, but. But there's truth to what I'm saying. Maybe it's time for a policy. Yeah, and they start drifting up here too. On Friday afternoon, it's not that early. Like about 5:15, 5:30, they come up here I go. Now Turley's like that Camel on the Wednesday commercial. Guess what time it is. It's beer 15, everybody. If I'm selling my car, I'd go to givemetheven.com and hope I get a drunk buyer on the phone. They'll send me an offer letter for too much money. Three o'. Clock. It's givemetheven.com 800-800-72-3,4. We'll be right back. Europe's highest core ruled that Nestle cannot patent the break apart shape of its KitKat chocolate bar. From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800. 800 radio. Yeah, KitKat responded to the verdict saying. Give me a break. Break now. John Clay Wolf. Who is this? George Harrison? No, it's Billy. Yeah, Billy Swan. I got him. No, an 06 Volvo 90 with a buck and a half and the sunroof didn't work. Cars worth about a thousand bucks. About a thousand bucks, Jeff. 9095 Fleetwood with150,000 miles. Man, I'm getting some junk this morning. You are a little bit. Am I an S magnet? Nope. Nope. Jeff, man, this thing ain't worth nothing to me. A 95 Fleetwood with a buck and a half. DJ Pre K. You know, your Cadillacs, I don't know when they get this old. What's the 95 Cadillac Fleetwood? Is that the big one that looks like a. Like a funeral limo? I think so, man. You know that. That's one of them old, big body lacks. Yeah. You know, in the early 90s they were still kind of. But this is mid. Mid 90s. What? Jeff, which body style is a 95? Oh, I actually hung up on him. No, I didn't. It looks straight out of a funeral. Okay, Joe Pesci and Robert De Niro be driving. How much is it? We could. We're sending a crew out to Vegas. So we just opened a new office in Vegas. We could have this as our. That would actually be a good idea. Very good idea. To have our guys driving around like the old casino Cadillacs. I had a girl tell me the other day, she said you. You could have three people in the back seat making, you know, having sex on. Well, I ain't never done that shit, but I guarantee you this car is the stuff. It just rides like a. And it's so. Fine. Send me some pictures of it. And hey, remember when you call into national syndicated radio shows, you can't drop profanities on the air. Oh, no, I'm sorry. Okay, okay, okay, okay. I was hanging out with my buddies and I thought I could drop a couple of Durai. So we had to dump him because of what he Says it's too bad, it's too bad, it's too bad. Goodbye summer, hello August. NFL is coming up. What is Cowboys. Colin Cowherd's talking hard about the Cowboys being good this year. Everybody's got them on their Power Rangers. I've been hearing that crap for 20 years. 20 years. You got to remember Zeke Elliot was out for most of the season last time around. That made a difference. And there's no des now and I think that's a good thing. His old coach got put on ice yesterday, didn't he? Ohio State. Urban yeah. That's an interesting story. So one of his assistant coaches, Urban Meyer was Ohio State. One of his assistant coaches, allegedly, it hadn't been proven yet, was abusing his wife. And this happened for years and upon years and, and Trestle apparently knew about it, according to the wife of the his assistant. Okay, well this is. He said he didn't know and why didn't he fire him? Everybody, that's, that's why Ohio State ended up suspending him. That's ridiculous. Now listen, there's a lot of women that beat their men and they mentally abuse them and they physically abuse them. I'm telling you from a friend. Why from a friend? And you know, nobody ever gets on their cases. So this guy, his wife, you know, may have their thing in private. It's not Urban Myers such. He's not the police. He's not the wife police. This is, it's a lot of it has that me too moment or movement that's to do with it. If you've ever been physically abused by your wife, call in share your story 800-800-7234. I don't know if that was what the story was about. 800-800-Radio Brian 16 Dodge Laramie with 55,000 miles leather roof. Nav. Is it a Dually? You got it. It is. Is it. Is it a Laramie Longhorn or Salarim? Just Laramie. Is it 35, 36, 37 grand? I wish. How much is it? A payoff is about 57, man. You can buy a brand spanking new one for that. You can buy 1818 in that truck for upper 50s after the rebates and the discounts. Right. So I can't help you with that. You know, I bought a. I don't know if you knew this Charlie or I don't know if I bought it a guy, he had three cool cars and one of them is a Lamborghini Huracan. But it's a Performante which is the hot rod version. He gave 325 for it new. And I offered him 290,000, which is not that big of a drop in my. Really not for the end of a car. No kidding. Yeah. 10%. Yeah. I mean you would figure it would take a bigger hit than that. And he wasn't happy with that. And I'm not taking less than 300. Like, well, you're not gonna get it sold. I mean, I'm all over this thing. I'm too high. I don't like where I'm at, actually. I mean, I finally had it laid down in California and hell, they were only given when I was given. But he also had a brute, a Jeep, a conversion, which is this weird conversion company, but this jeep is a hundred grand. And the title on it said previous recycled parts dealer. So that means that he. That. That the company bought it from a parts recycler. And a parts recycler is salvage titles. Yeah, yeah. Is that California code for salvation? No, this was in Texas. Okay. But I mean we talked about that a lot. He and I was just showing him, like here it says parts recycler on the title. I don't know what to tell you. It's not my fault. I didn't do it, but I ain't giving a hundred grand. I mean, this is not kind of a problem. This is a big, big, big problem. Well, I need to sue the guy and then you need to do something. But I ain't doing it. We bought a lot of cool since. Since we've been on the air in California. We bought two Lamborghinis, bunch of Corvettes, a lot of diesel trucks. Diesel trucks are high right now. Ford trucks are high. Ford has a commodities problem, which means the parts that they build their trucks with the magnesium anyway, they're down to like a 22 day supply of new F150s. So if you have a new body style F150, your truck's worth more than it was about a month ago. And we're paying more for them. But give me the vin.com but anyway. Yeah, Ford trucks are definitely up. Robert Navileen, did your old lady used to beat the hell out of you? Yes, sir. Yeah, she was what you consider bipolar victim is how she put herself. Let's start like this, like they do in the good old. In the good old ring. In this corner we've got Robert and Abilene weighing in at. What's your weighing? 320. You weigh 320? Yes, sir. Okay. And what. Let's call her Nadine. And Nadine is weighing in at a what, 105. Okay. Okay. Quickly tell your story because I'm. You're 300 pounds and she's a buck. I want to understand how she's whipping your ass because I wouldn't put my hands on her. But did it even hurt? I. Yes, sir, it hurt, but I refuse to put my hands on a woman because it's just not right. Did it hurt your heart or hurt you physically? Did it just hurt your. It hurt me in every. Every form and fashion of my life. I had three kids with this woman, and. And I finally got away from her in 2003, and I took my three boys with it when I did because she started abusing them. Also. Women out there. I'm telling you that women out there will play the victim, but they are. They are actually the aggressor in every situation. Not. Not in every notary. That's not true. Not in my situation. My situation. I called the police on this woman 67 times over 15 years. I did every day when I went to court. Every police report showed that I was the caller because this woman would not leave her hands off of me. Well, I think that you're a good. You know, maybe you should have got a divorce after you called him about seven times. Yeah, maybe. Yes, sir. But, you know, there's an old saying. You stay in it for the kids. Yeah, but whenever the abuse started going to the kids, then it was time to get out for sure. And my. I got custody of all three of my boys just because of the way that. That she abuses it. Just physical. It's also emotional and mental abuse. What do you weigh now? I weigh 227 now. So her beating on you had your head so screwed up you were just eating. You got real fat. That's part of it, yes, sir. All right, so not only did you have a black eye, but you were fat, and now you're not. So congratulations. I'm glad you got out of it. Got your life straight down. I don't know where the hell all that came from, but it's always good to hear everybody's stories. Oh, that's right. I asked for it. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I by Carsler Radio. We'll be back in a minute. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. everybody's waiting to see how crazy, crazy I am so crazy someplace else. Call in 800. 800 radio. What kind of radio show. Is this crazy? And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf, spousal abuse. Wife has a mean hook. You started this. Good review. I'll take good review first. Dave. Good morning. What's going on, John? Not much. What city? San Antonio, Texas. Go Spurs. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What did we buy from you? You bought my wife's 09 Lexus GS350. Thing had a about 115,000 on it. And, man, you. You guys just blew everybody out of the water, man. Now, when you say that, what do you mean? So I took it to my. My mechanic who also has a car dealership, and he offered me six grand for it, okay? I was like, I don't know, man. Then I took it over to Lexus here in San Antonio. They offered me 67.50 and I told them, nah, that's not gonna happen either. Look at the CarMax. CarMax came up with 7,500. You guys came up with 8,200. And I sold that. Sell that. Hang on. Play the. Play the sounder, Turley. Here's Dave in San Antonio. So did we come pick it up or did you drop it off? Oh, man, you guys came and picked it up. I had three vehicles. I was so confident, I went and bought my other vehicle and just put the one you guys were picking up in the garage. Just doing my thing, man. Didn't have to worry about it. What people think. I love hearing the story because people think it's too good to be true. And how the hell can you go to a website like give me the VIN and put your stuff in? Then magically something drops down and brings a check and beats everybody else and nobody believes it's true. It's. It takes the doing to believe it. Yeah, I got an equity check. I had a little payoff on it. I got an equity check for like 3, 600 bucks. Did it clear? Yeah. Oh, damn. You're one of the lucky ones. I'm kidding. Bad joke. Good man. Thank you, Dave. Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Thank you, Mike. Good morning. Forget whatever plans you have this weekend because you're staying at home and playing on Spin Quest. And there's never been a better time to sign up than right now. New users get $30 coin packs for just $10. All the table games you love, with hundreds of slot games and real cash Prizes. That's at spinquest.com S P I N Q U-E-S-T.com Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited visit spinquest.com for more details. Mike, you there? Yes, sir. So your wife has a mean hook. Ah, that's. That's a good way to put it. Not. Not actually my wife, girlfriend, whatever you want to call it. How. Okay. How. What. What do you weigh? And what does she weigh? I'm about 220. She's like, 20 somewhere in there. So when she wears back. So you're £100 on her. When she wears back and hooks you good with a right. Does it really hurt, or is it like a kid hitting you? Oh, hell, she's knocked me out before. She's knocked you smooth out. And, I mean, it kind of sounds like you like it. You know, it's. It's funny to joke about at this point because, well, you know, she has just as much of a drinking issue as the best of them. Right. So mama will come home drunk and start whipping on your ass? Not exactly. We usually go out drinking together, and I end up being the sober driver. So I get everybody home safe. And after that. Right. You know, I'm bad about. I'm. When we go out together, my wife is the sweetest thing in the world, and she does not hit me. But we go out together and have our drinks, and, you know, I'm real bad about ending the night with an argument when I've been drinking with her, because all the. Yeah, it's like. It's like that. Whatever it is I've been mad about, I go ahead and bring it up, and then that's a great time. And she's got enough vinegar in her to fire back, and. And here we go. Yep. Never. So. But your old lady, when y' all get to that, she just wears back and beats the hell out of you? No, no, no. But she is very good about bringing up things that don't need to be talked about. Are y' all still together? Oh, yeah, of course. Has she ever knocked a tooth loose or anything? Good luck. Maybe you ever had any real damage? Is she right there? Can we talk to her nap? I'm actually on my way to work here. Shorter. Yeah, well, I don't think that's such a good idea right now, John. We'll maybe call in later. Next time you got a shiner, please post it on our Facebook page at the John Clay Wolf show. We are not promoting violence. No, but it's just. It's nice to hear that these men have constraint. I dated a girl who's 104. She was very strong. When she would drink, she would do only a Couple times. But she would, you know, we had. She would attack you, you once specifically. Did she get you good? Like give you a shot? Never got me, but I had to. I had to literally hug her to the ground once. Oh, J.D. you're such a lover. I didn't, I don't hit anybody, but I stopped her and hugged her and we laid down and said, all right, we're going to stop. And did y' all wind up having makeup sex? Yes. It's not funny. 17250, Super Duty King Ranch. Four wheel drive, leather roof. Nav. Sam. Good morning. Yes, sir. What color? It's that two tone white gold and caribou brown at the bottom. Does 50 grand buy it? No, sir. What buys it around 58, I'm thinking, I'm thinking you're a little long in the tooth. Damn. Let me check something. Have you been in. Have you. Have you had any other appraisals or are you just getting started now? I've had one other one I've got is 58. You had somebody say, I will pay 58,000. Yes, sir. Because I think back when you bought that truck after rebates, wasn't it only 62? No, I think it was 68. We all get hung up in this window sticker thing, but nobody pays it it in most cases. So that. Well, I remember, I remember what I paid for it. So it's right around 68. Okay, so if I get. So if I give you 28, 58,000, I'll buy it. Oh, yeah, if you, you give 58 for yours. Okay, well, then I bought it. Sell that, sell that, sell that. Let's go now. Now that the shock's worn off and you sold your truck, what are you going to do with my truck between now and when we pick it up? Sit in the driveway. All right. Send a picture though. Dominator. I'm charging for the miles. You want me come bring it to you? Yeah, bring it to us. I'm gonna put you on hold and DJ Prekill set you up. Get ready to load it into givemetheven.com. all right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay. Jesus loves pizza. I see on my list there's a lot in the Bible about that big supper that Jesus had, you know, and what they had. They had the bread, they had the wine, but who knew that Jesus indeed liked pizza? All right. Yeah, Jesus does. Apparently 46 year old Richard Lee Quintero broke into a Pizza Hut in North Carolina. You say, what does this got to do with Jesus? Well, we have a. Actually audio from the 911 call that Richard made after he had some pizza. He decided to call 91 1. All right, 5.911. What is your emergency? Yes, this is Jesus Christ and I just broke into the Pizza Hut. I broke the window and I'm here. Jesus is here now. He's back. He's back to earth. All right. And you don't work there? No, I just broke in, had a pizza. I'm Jesus. And what was your name again? My name is Jesus. What's your last name? Jesus Christ. And what do you look like? I look like Jesus. What else do I supposed to look like? Why. Why'd you do that? Because I'm Jesus. I can do whatever I want, man. Where do you live at? I don't. I'm from heaven. Okay. And did you break a front window? Yeah, I broke the door window, sir. And you eat a pizza? Yeah, out of Mountain Dew. You gonna stay there for a minute? Yeah. You ain't got any weapons or anything on you, do you? No, I'm not violent, sir. Okay. Just hungry. I got schizophrenia, sir. There it is. There we go. But that's Satan. Satan, come over here, Satan. I'll tell you. Did you have your hand in this? Of course not. Now listen, to his credit. To his credit, he's maybe a little. A little flighty these days, but Jesus is almost as old as I am. Yeah. After all. And his dad's really, really strict. No, that. That repression always causes rebellion. Oh, is that what's happening? And this isn't the first Pizza Hut that he's returned miraculously to. I think this guy was nuts. Yeah, he loves the pepperoni lovers. And nobody does that like Pizza Hut. Nobody out pizzas Jesus. Who knew? Who knew? We knew he was bigger than bread and wine. Hey, I want to hear your. I know it's broke up in a couple pieces, but you talked to the guy from Toto? I did. He's. He was a really good interview. Now listen, he was in total relaxed mode. Steve Lucas there, everybody knows, is a firebrand. He loves his band, he loves his life. He's very enthusiastic, but he does that while being the most laid back musician I think I've ever talked to. Hit it. May I call you Luke now? No, that's usually just for friends. No, no, you can call me Luke, man. It's fine. I've been in a band with two Steves forever. That's why we've had this massive resurgence with the song Africa, which is just cracking us right the up. The band is on fire. I mean, we've never had more popularity. We got a sold out, almost sold out tour, gonna be sold out by the time we get out there and we're playing again and the band sounds good, we're, we're grooving. Life is good. The big deal that they're touting this year is this is the 40th anniversary of the band. Right, but you guys have been playing together a lot longer. Most of you went to high school together. Grant High School, Sherman Oaks. How about that? Most of us did. I mean, a few of us didn't, but some of us were close by, right? When they talk about 40 years, I mean, it adds up to a, to a lot more than that. We've been playing together for 45 years. Far out. You know, we actually really do love each other. I mean, it's not fake. I don't know if people know, but. But you fellas have played on a lot of the most famous recordings from the last few years. We did a lot of. I think the, the combined cumulative total of everybody that's been in and out of our band is like something like 5,000 albums. Your 40th anniversary hits package has in February this year. And that thing's selling. You know, they say, they say people don't buy records anymore, but you're getting a lot of copies out. Well, you know, we, we're dealing with streams now. We've got over a half a billion streams on our music right now. So that's pretty good. I mean, The Beatles have 2 billion. So we're hanging, we're hanging with, with them. I mean, you know. Right. At least a quarter of what they are, believe it or not. Very quietly. We're one of the bigger bands in the United States right now. Right, right. And you actually. And here's, here's where you separate the men from the boys. You're actually a book writer too. Your memoirs are coming out next month. Well, in September anyway. September 18th. Yeah, I'm a little nervous about that. But, you know, I gave some broad strokes. I got enough for about 12 books. That's a lot of work. You know, writing a book's taking me a couple of years, but. And I had to edit out 400 pages out of a 700 page book. So that was very tedious and very difficult to let go of stories that I wanted to tell. But. But I think judging by the pre orders, it was number one Amazon already. I'm probably gonna get to do another one. So we'll see what happens. He's pretty cool. This guy's incredibly humble. That's what I like about him. Johnny Manzelli's still in the studio. Come here, Johnny. I didn't realize that. Steve, Lucifer or Luke, what's her name? Lucifer. From Toto. Is your father. Oh, God, yeah. Oh, Johnny. Taking a little hit from the bong. I already had it. I'm holding on to it. Is that guy related to you? He sounds just like you. Breathe. Hey, Steve, look at that. Yeah, Steven, look at there. From Toto. Yeah. Wow, he sounds just like you. Is he here? No, he's not here. He was here this week. Bobbo interview's talking. Steve, look at that. From Toto. Yeah. Why is he doing that, man? Just talking? Because, I mean, all this quiet. Nobody needs to know, but they're one of the largest, largest bands in the United States right now. I don't know if you know, John, but I used to have, like, a substance abuse problem. Yeah. And Toto got me through it, man. Toto? Yeah, Toto. How? Because I realized that I missed the ranging Africa too Fired up, man. Johnny Manzel, will you take us out? We've got to go to break for a moment. We'll be back. Yeah, you guys stay right there. We're going to smoke a fatty. And we'll be back with more after this, okay? In response to President Trump's trade policies, Coca Cola is raising the price of soda. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Marking the first time is his presidency, Trump's watched the news and thought, my God, what have I done now? John Clay Wolf. God, if this isn't an afternoon buffet at the topless joint Song. I don't know, what is it? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. So. So what were you saying, Jada? Oh, I just said that there was a surprise guest on the Rush Limbaugh show this week. Rush Limbaugh, part of our crew. He is. He had his 30th anniversary and they made a big, big, big deal out of it. And he had a very, very, very special guest called him and surprised him. He didn't know this. This call was coming. Rush, are you here? We dial him up on the. Usually I work with the. I've got a theme cut that I sent to your guy Turley, is that you have no producer today. We'll get there. We'll get there. I just want to hear this. I want to hear what happened. Go ahead. So Rush. I just wanted to congratulate you on 30 years. This is your favorite president, and I think you are fantastic. And I heard about it, and today is the big day. 30 years. I wanted to call personally and congratulate you. I am floored. I. I thought there was nothing anybody could do to surprise me today. I've been Preparing for anything. Mr. President. Very special man. Russian. You have people that love you. I'm one of them. But you're a very, very special guy. What you do for this country. People have no idea how important your voice is. So I just wanted to personally make this one. And I said, I'll even dial the number myself if I have to. But I just want to congratulate you 30 years. And that tough business is incredible, and you're stronger now than ever before. And so it was. Yeah, yeah. To be happy, man. That had to be. Was that. Was that this week? That was just the other day. They say anniversary. That was your 30th year on the air. Was it really? 30 years, you always get wasted on the weekends. Yeah. Celebrate. What have you had this morning? We're. Well, we're taking it like the man said, a day at a time. After five straight weeks, my friend. Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville Tequila. Remember that? Yeah, I remember. He got. Which is very good for the first 12 days or so. And it takes out. But look, you need a little dedication and a lot of fortitude, okay? To put down seven cases of that stuff in five weeks that's not meant to be drank. So last week, in honor of National Tequila Day, okay, Our new sponsor, Josie Cuervo. Jose sent. Are you ready for this? Yeah. Seven cases. Seven cases of Cuervo Gold Cuervo. Okay? Seven cases Especial. The good stuff. Very good. And there by the grace of Mr. Cuervo himself goes the entire month of August. All I can say is I get ready for a king hell radically entertaining bunch of programs on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network in the coming days. And I don't want to be presumptuous, but I get the feeling that the don's attorney, Rudy Giuliani, our worthy frontline soldier and advocate in the whole just say no to porn stars and Playboy bunnies crusade seems more than a little bit out of his depth. I mean, here's a guy who was mayor of New York City during 9 11, one of the toughest U.S. attorneys the state's ever had. Yes. And he's falling apart on television day after week after. And I'm beginning to think he's getting a little too much of the ibogaine treatment. Treatment? You heard of this? No. There's a doctor, and I say doctor with quotes. More like I will say a pharmaceutical practitioner working in and around Washington named Dr. Raul Duke. Have you heard of him? Nope. And he's the guy they call when a politician gets a little too wrapped up in the spin they're putting across. And obviously Mayor Giuliani is by all accounts a prime candidate where I began treatment, of course. But that's strong stuff. It's like an herbal derivative of the belladonna plant. And I understand that you snort, it goes directly to the medulla oblongata. Okay. Which simultaneously clears the brain. Yes. And relaxes the tongue. It's supposed to make for a more direct, concise delivery. Okay. Like your own El Rushbow. But. But. And it's a big but. Yeah, I bet it is. I think they're maybe giving Rudy a little too much ibogaine. My plan. Just a wee bit less of the drug and try some Josie Cuervo. Jose Cuervo. And a Percocet or two. Lord knows it's done wonders for yours truly here on the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Thank you, Rush Talent on loan from God, Fake Rush Limbo, everybody. It's good to see you again. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Jason 17 Lariat Super Duty Diesel. So you've got the same truck that the guy called in a minute ago with Jason. I didn't hear that. Yeah, I'm here. We had a 17 king ranch with 22aminute ago. Did you hear that call? I did not. Okay. We had a guy call. I bought a guy's truck that was just like this, but it had 20,000 less miles. And it was a King ranch just a moment ago. So this is a lariat with 44. What color is it? It's blue jeans with the adobe on bottom. Some pretty fancy words wordsmith in there for a guy from Louisiana. Adobe blue jeans with a white. With a white shrimper boot stripe. Yeah, that's the color, man. Does 50 grand buy this hunk? I mean, it's a little bit more than that right now. You're in it a little bit more than that right now. You should be in it a lot more than that if you bought it new. Oh, I did buy it new. I financed 72 grand. I'm in it right now for about 52. But. But that's with the warranty, so, you know, understand that that's probably 25. And actually you can cancel that and get rebated back on it. Right? I mean, I'm in it for. I'm a 50 grand buyer. Cancel your warranty. You're gonna come up with probably $300 difference after the warranty cancellation and you and I'll flip for who pays the 300. Right, right, right. All right. Go to get. Okay, well, let me. Let me go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I'm gonna bang through a few of these. Chris Dallas 03 accurate RSX with a buck 35 average. Rougher. Clean outside is pretty good. 225. 220500 right there. 08 Silverado with a bucko two extended cab work truck. Four wheel drive long, better short. Charles. It's short work truck. So it's got a black bumper and a tailgate. It's got a black. Got a black front grill. It does sounds like a five grander to me. Oh, Spencer and Fresco 15 Nissan Ultima leather roof nev. Is it a six cylinder or a four? It's six. Is it a two door or four door? 4:15 leather of Nav 61 that did 88888. 9,000, 9,000. All right, all right. And that Turley. So, so, so, so, so, so so. I mean, so, so so Turley. Turley and Babo are having fun this week, it sounds like. And they've taken taking some of my. Don't drag me into this. My, my Tourette Sounders. Tourette's is coming back. All right. There was a huge moment last week. If you listen to the podcast, you can go back to about two hours in the show. Just shut down. Okay. Listen to this. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio so so, so, so, so, so, so, so. Bob, I like that. What the hell just happened there? I just had a. I had a brain fart. I just. You know, sometimes you. You talk for five hours straight. You just lock up. It's like your old motor misses a beat every once in a while. I had a mild stroke is what happened. I didn't want to tell anyone. Listen to the stroke on arrogant. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio so so, so, so, so, so, so so. Bob, This right here, stream of conscious radio. Turley, I'm sorry, that was not written down or pre produced. Now we like it. We love it because there's other times You've done it like this. And then this. There's more. So, so, so, so, so, so, so. And finally. I mean, that's your favorite. Yeah. And that's just a few. You just have these little Tourette moments. It's just. And then. We're not making fun of that part. You're not making fun of me having to Tourette. At least you don't curse. Yeah, it sounds. That last one sounds like I'm achieving orgasm. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. Kenneth, another truck. Is it leather or cloth? That's a different duck. The leathers and the cloths are different ducks. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up, and we'll. The computer will bid it immediately, and then our buyer will text you and we'll work a deal out. We'll come pick it up. All right. All right. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. If you want to skip all that, just go to. Give me the vi n. Giveen.com. hannah. Hannah. Oh, my God. She's here, too. Here she is. Hey, Hannah the stripper, everyone. Hey, boys. What's going on? You look good today. Wow. Thank you, jd. I'm so tired. Why are you tired? What happened? I've been down South America. South America? America Doing what? It's a long flight from South America. Quite a ways. Half a world away. Crappy plane. Oh, you're on a bad plane. Brazil. Error. Oh, yeah. That's actually a pretty good airline. Did you fly Brazil? I've never been on them, but I've seen. You must not have been in the hold. In the hold? Yeah. The hold. You mean the car? Cheap ticket. It was 480. That's. And they put you in a cargo hold? Yeah, with the goats and the chickens. I don't believe this happen. The pot dealers. Okay. But I came back to Houston last week, and I'm just so happy to be back home in Texas. Right. Ever since the World cup was over, I was going to stay in Brazil, but did you know South America is full of strippers from Russia? No. Did not know this. I know. So they're. And they're pretty hot. The Russian girl. Oh, my God. They're. Are they. They're not pretty. They're gorgeous. They're gorgeous. Yes. And they're nine feet tall, and they're proportioned perfectly like a Greek statue. What's up with Russia? That's not the only thing they're Greek about. Oh. What? All right. Where the hell did I come from? I Don't know, man. I know. That came from Russia, right? Maybe you did, but it's like a tsunami. A perfect stripper woman. So you didn't have a good time? Oh, my God. Look at my boobies. I should see them. They're very Madonna and Britney. Yeah, they're better. They're better on Russian girl. Are they really? I hate their asses. They don't work the pole. They don't at all. What do they do? They don't walk sexy. They don't even dance. They just kind of swear, sway, bat their eyes and suck up every peso in the play. They don't use pesos in Brazil. No. I thought they were pesos. No, they're not. They've got Bobbo's picture on it. Have you seen it? You're taking money with Babo's picture? I swear it looks just like. I thought it was a peso. No pesos for me. Why did you go to Brazil to strip after World cup, everybody goes to Brazil. The World cup was not in Brazil. I know, but the World cup fans are in South America, okay? And they're spending their money on guess what? What? Dancers. But the Russians took all the money. The Russian girls are running over the whole business. Houston is eaten up with Russian dancers with names like Svitlana and Lana. They are hot and they're just crazy hot. I never bitches competition with. If they come to Fort Worth, I'm gonna kick their asses. I don't think you will. They're pretty tough. You just hang around here. Go to California. They've got money down there. They'll appreciate you more. Hey, dj. Yo, yo, yo, DJ Prek. What up? What up? So I see that our, our. Our contest this week is different. I don't think we have time to do it right now, but you can set it up. Oh, yeah, man, We. We doing the same thing, you know, Just bought a little something from Walmart. You know, the. The ghetto palace. But then we gotta guess it, man. So, you know, I thought it's. What's he on is what this says. We can do that too, man. We. Look, I got. I got segments for days, man. That's a different segment. That's the. Where you try to guess what drug the criminal was on. Oh, it's a criminal story. Well, then re. Read the. Read the story and we'll go to break and come back and everybody can guess what he's on, what they're on. Okay. Yeah. This week we got a cat that. In Texarkana who a Young cat, he wanted to go to an out of state concert. So we started, you know, trying to find a way to get there real quick. And he went into an airport, climbed up into a private jet and started messing with the knobs and everything. Cops came and said, hey, what you doing? He said, you know, hey man, I'm just, you know, trying to get my way to the show, man. So, you know, then they of course arrested his ass and took him in. And needless to say, he didn't get to the show, man. Texarkana. Texarkana. Is this true? It's a very true story. Oh, yeah. So the question is, what was he on, man? Prosecutors actually was more than a private jet. The prosecutor saying him, Arkansas man was not a pilot. Had been charged with trying to steal an American Eagle jet from a Texarkana regional airport to fly to an out of state rap conference concert. Is that a twin prop? No, it's not. It's a jet. It's in there. Did he get it started? No, he didn't. He said. He literally said, how tough could it be? All you have to do, I swear to God. Here's this quote. All you have to do is push some buttons and pull some levers. All right, he's got a point. That is all you have to do. It's just the sequence you do that in is where it becomes important. Never touch the blue wire. Call in and let us know what he's on. All right, we'll be back in a second. Charles, you there? Yeah, I'm here. 15, 3/4 ton. Is it a diesel? No. Gas. 6, 060 leather. Nav. It says DC. I don't know what that means. Double cab. Yeah. Is it a. Is it. Is it an LT or LT2 or LT3 or LTZ? LT. LT in his leather. And it's a long bed or a short. All right. And 70, 000 miles. Average, rough or clean. Say it again. Average, rough or clean condition. Well, it's definitely average. It's in good shape. Okay. What color is it? Black. Right. Do you have a payoff on it or a clear title? Payoff. How much payoff? It's around 28. 5, I think. You're a little flipped in it if it's a two wheel drive. Not bad though. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. There's just too many questions to ask you, Richard. Were you. Were you wanting to answer what drug the guy was on in Texas? Arcana. Yes, sir. What do you got? I've got xanax and why Xanax? Why would Xanax make a. Make a man want to steal a jet airplane to go to a rap concert? Well, hell, he wouldn't even remember, you know, being in the plane. Mike and McKinney 16 Silverado LT four wheel drive. Diesel or gas? Gas. Half ton or three quarter? 1500. 1500. High Country LT LTZ which one is it? It's just a LP dot red. It's not the miles were put on highway miles. Have you already loaded it into givemetheven.com okay, I will give. Go to givemetheven.com I think I'm going to be right around 25,000, 26,000. All right. My name is John Claywolf by Cars Radio. Go to givemetheven dot com load yours up. And they will buy it if they don't beat your CarMax offer. If give me the vin.com does beat your CarMax offer, they'll send you a check for $100. We pay $100 for the last look. You will see my signature on it because they bring them to my desk and I sign them and ship them out. So worst case scenario, you're either going to get more money from us, you're going to get a hundred dollar. Thank you for giving us an opportunity. Be right back. Alex Trebek is hinting that he might retire from Jeopardy. In 2020. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 1, 800, 800 radio. I asked what he'll do in retirement. Trebek said, what is start drinking at noon? This is the John Clay Wolf Show. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning. We're back drinking at noon. Sounds familiar. DJ drink for those of y' all who just turned in, we had to. We had a little meltdown in the. Get downstairs in the buyers room. We had to put out a new memo. New memo that there's no drinking day drinking on the job. What, at the office? Yeah. Look up and there's like beer cans and beer bottles on people's desks in the middle of the day. Cold ones. So Charlie sent out a memo and crushed the whole thing. Kent, what do you think about that? You're a day drinker from way back. Look, turn them on. It ain't on. Something's wrong. Hello. Hello. Grab Brad. Bobbo's mine. All right, here we go. I want to know the sorry bastard that didn't pour his beer in the cup. I mean, everybody knows that. Real man. I mean the guy. Okay, we got a good Smooth process going here. You can kick back in your chair, relax a little bit. And then some sorry bastard leaves a beer can on his desk. Cold, fresh, open. I mean, I'll tell you what, that is what that guy needs. One and a half minute of beat down behind the dumpster, right? Who would that person be? Call some names. I think. I think he needs to be called out. What kind of beer was he drinking? Bud Light. That's about right. It's a bright blue bottle, right? That big, bright blue, tall bottle. 40, it looked like. You know, the ones that look like a bottle, but there are cans. Oh, yeah. There's some parties that I could point out. Yeah. You know, one that's been up here on the show before, Some issues. Drinking on the job. Etiquette. That's the first thing you do, is pour your beer in a cup. How about not doing. Speaking of employee etiquette, strip club dj. First of all, you're not an employee. You're contract labor. But second of all, hey, what the hell? I see. Are you there, Eric? Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. Here's the note I see on my call screen. Wants to talk off air about truck. So why would you call in the show while we're on the air to give me a note that we want to talk off air about a truck? Because you never answer my calls during the week job. Well, there's a hundred other employees of this company. Can no one else help you? Well, I wanted the man himself. You know, if anybody knows a Duke. Okay, so what the hell is it that you need, Eric? Well, I bought a 2014 Toyota Tacoma with 26,000 miles. Okay, you bought it or I bought it? It sounds like something I bought. No, I bought it. Okay, good. From one of my customers. Huh? Okay, not for one of your customers. Go ahead. Here's my business proposal. All right, 90 of the time this truck is gonna be on the road, is gonna be picking up vehicles for you. So I think the only fair thing is you pay for half of it. Yeah. Wow. There you go. God. We were talking about spousal abuse earlier, and I'm rare back, ready to hit him in the mouth. Do you think I made a good deal, John? I think you made a great deal. But nowhere in our relationship did I offer to buy you a car. I didn't say. I was just offered a business proposal. Okay, so if I say no, then what happens? And I'm still buying the truck. Okay. Well, have fun. Good. Congratulations on your new truck. That went off very well. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. My God, that boy. Randy. A 13 Malibu with 6. With 43,000 miles. Is it leather or cloth? Cloth. Cloth. What color? Black. When I say Mallee, you say boo. Is it a LS or an lt? Okay. I think. I think it's nine thou. Eight to nine thousand dollar card. Nine thousand if it's nice. Okay. Yeah, maybe eight. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's buy it. Okay. All right. Heath 09 CTSV with a buck 20. It's, you know, mid teens. Mid teens. It's got 120 on it. I mean, you've been driving this thing. It doesn't. It does a nine. Three and a quarter. I understand. 4,000 miles on it. Yeah. Recaro seats, matte black wrap. It looks like the Batmobile. How much is it? Like a thousand. How much is it? Well, I mean, I'm the open market. I should get 25. I was hoping for at least like 20. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. i might give you 20. I'm serious. Might. Mike, I need to. Look, it's got 120,000 miles on it. Doesn't have 40. You need to take a ride in it. Bring it over to the office. We'll go ride after the show. You meet you and strip club dj. Okay, so DJ Pre K. What was he on? So set it up one more time. Yeah, we had a cat out in Texarkana, home of the G's players and pimps that was trying to get to a overnight rap concert, but he didn't have a way. You know, he didn't want to call Uber or anything, so he just. The next tried to steal the plane would be to steal an airliner. Yeah, apparently it was a big plane. He was gonna steal American Eagle. American Eagle jet from the Texarkana. White, black, Latino or other. Oh, he. Man, I don't know if we could touch that one. Let's see. But did you dump me? I guess I needed to be dumped. God almighty, what's this world come to? Go ahead. What was he on? Yeah, what was he on? What was this. What drug was this guy on? A guy called in earlier. I think he was on without a. Okay, he's going to a rap concert. What city was he planning on flying this plane to? I. I don't have that info, man. I mean, I'm. I'm. A rap concert. Probably Atlanta. He says it is an out of state. That sounds right. All right, we got it up. So he's going to fly an American Eagle, right? Jet high from Texarkana to Atlanta to go see Snoop Dogg. High on what? Okay, I'm going to say just pure ass. Crystal meth. What? What, what? What's your guess, Bob? Well, he knows he doesn't have to sleep anytime soon, so that sounds right to me. Turley. I think he was on that. That. Not the shrooms, but it's that when they dip it. The weed, the dip it. What's it called? Awesome dabs or something? Yes. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. THC oil. Yes. Okay, so what was it? What was it? Well, the guy that called in, man, he knows his rap concert crowd, man. Them Zans is, is very popular, man. Wow. All of them Zans and stealing the jet. That guy was right. I thought that was a ridiculous answer. Xanax got him so high and confident, he decided to go fly an airplane. Just chills you, baby. Just kills you. JD I changed my mind. I don't want those things. I don't. I don't have any. So, Bob, speaking of tweakers, you were talking the other day about like good girl gone bad, right? Well, we were talking about, you know, we've got a young lady that works in our company. We don't have to say a name or anything. That's a good idea. I mean, you look at your, your private school girl debutante. Yeah. And we were speaking very highly, both of us. We're speaking very high. She's a pretty well healed, well raised, popular young lady. Young and aggressive, Right. The world is her oyster, right? But this can go a lot of ways. And I'm from a small town. I'm just telling you, I. I hope she, she makes it out well, because there's a different kind of a story. And I don't know where the, the wrong step is, but like, I've seen it a hundred times. This is the same kind of girl. She's a good girl. Goes to a keg party or two as a teenager, right? Nothing the nice girls wouldn't do. She's a two beer teetotaler. She works here. No, no, no. In general. In general. How the good girl goes bad. Ah. She tries her first joint at the age of 19, right? Which is pretty late in life for a small town girl. And she kind of likes it. Makes college a little easier. By the time she's 20, she's buying a dime bag once in a while. But she's still making good grades, right? Yeah. Okay, flip forward junior year, working her way through school. She's she's working at Total Fitness, right? She's taking some classes. She's very fit, good shape, very thin. Right. And she's. She's at this point, she's only doing a little speed, you know, once in a while on the weekends. She's getting good hours, Saturdays and Sundays, doing it, working as a trainer, getting a little fitness until she meets her boyfriend, Boyd. Here we go. Well, Boyd doesn't sell the good speed. He just makes his own. But you know what? It's cheap. Yeah. And she can get a whole eight ball from Boyd, sell it off piece by piece, dime by quarter, by half a 16th. And all hers is free. Now, flip, for the age of 22, she's broken off her front right canine. The top one in a bar fight at a strip club. Right? Age of 22. That was quick. Well, which is appropriate because she's dancing once in a while. She lost her job, but the fitness club, obviously, because she can't stay awake in broad daylight time. Okay, but she's doing well. She's dancing. All the guys love her in proper lighting. She's lost the tooth. By the age of 24, she's having a rough time. She's lost the car. Her dad finally kicked her out. Boyd's gone. She got no money. She's got nothing but the job. So she lives for the music. She's a flash dance girl working the job. And by the age of 25, you. Well, you. You know what? You can see her on our Facebook page. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. And what did you call this person? The meth hyena. The rare and beautiful meth hyena. Hey. And you know what? She's still a human being. She could still turn it around by the age of 30. But you know what? Now starts now. Why hyena? Don't you see the picture? Yeah, but, but the but is there. Well, because she's got that laugh. What? Laughs? Laugh. That meth hyena laugh. What's the meth hyena laugh sound like? And this is a 25 year old woman, by the way, Remember? So, yeah, a cautionary tale. Don't let this happen to you. Oh, my God. And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. He cares enough about the environment to keep one of the largest compost heaps on his block. His neighbors refer to it as his front lawn. His only interest in politics focuses upon candidates who've been interviewed in Hustler magazine. His idea of a burning question. If Toto Refers to more than just a famous movie dog. Why isn't there a country band named Cujo? He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Rudy Giuliani repeated that Trump is eager to meet with investigators himself. The only way Donald Trump is sitting down with Robert Mueller is if Mueller hires a porn star with a brothel of chicken nuggets. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. And we're back. Brian Austin. What up? Hang on, hang on. What now? I said, I think it was Pre K I was talking to off the air. The call screener. Yeah, I was telling him that. Okay, I'm in Austin. This is like a front row seat to the apocalypse. All right? It's just we got Trump protesters, pointy boot, fake cowboys, meth heads. It's just a mix of freaks and content wise. In this day and age, everything either splits like Care Bears, nerf balls, coddled garbage, or let's live in the past, you know, the good old days. And just thank you for being a show that lives in the moment. You know what I mean? Oh, you're saying that we are keeping it real? Very, very real. You know, I, I fade a lot of heat over that. I mean, I want to say you got support in Austin because there's a group of us, the Monday through Friday types actually pay for everything in life. Really appreciate y' all being there. Well, I appreciate you calling that out. You wouldn't believe the conversations I have with big brother, the people that run the radio stations during the week. Oh, there's a fine line that we walk. And I've had to pull back a touch here and push more but there. But they don't want that. They want to keep it so vanilla that nobody can complain about it. Anything. And it's hard when you do that. Everyone sounds the same. You don't want y' all stand out. You're different. You don't want to be the same, you know? Well, I appreciate you noticing. Thanks for calling in. Gerald in Louisiana. Good morning. Hey. Hey, Gerald. What up? Hey, how you guys doing? Good. What you got? So I'm just trying to look out for my brother Prek over there. You guys usually refer to him as a white black guy. Yes, he's actually a black white guy. Oh, okay. You think he's black in his soul? Yeah, I believe he's black on the inside. I Mean, I'm looking at him and he's white. He's like pasty ass white. He used to work at Party City blowing up balloons for Christ's sake. I mean, when's the last time you saw a black guy doing that? Clears gotta start somewhere. You know, speaking of pre K soul in his cross multi cultural vibe, he throws out. I've got an idea. Okay, DJ Prek, we got him in 1990. Was it a 90 or 91? 1990, baby. 1990. El Doe, white with a tan rag. Sim con top. Okay? And it had 40, 000 miles on it. And he's in love. You liking your ride? Sure enough, man. As soon as I get them brake brakes fixed, I'm rolling. The brakes are not working. It don't roll until that happens. So we. He wants to put some flavor into it. He wants to put a Louis Vuitton. Louis Vuitton Sim con top on it. And we've been talking about the wheel package. What wheels have you decided on, man? I'm thinking I got to go with the D's, man. Maybe some 17s, Dayton knockoffs. Yeah, you know I got to do it. Are you gonna do the mayonnaise and mustard tire? Oh, you know it. That mayonnaise must with the mustard stripe, man. So here's how we need to start this. We're going to do a GoFundMe for the listeners. You guys appreciate the show so much, show some love and let's help dj poor little white guy from the sticks, pimp his ride. So we're going to set it up with a, with a target of $1500. Do you think that'll get the top done? Oh yeah, man. We could get some knockoff Gucci for that. Okay. I thought it was Louis Vuitton. Whatever he decides and then if there's any extra, if it goes past the the 1500, then we're going to get your wheels and tires. Hey, let's get it, man. I'm about to be balling off the lot, baby. Don't throw away the kid. Don't mean to. Save it. Save a kid and do something for the black white guys. You know, they don't get enough respect. And this is your opportunity in life to make a charitable donation. I don't know if it's tax deductible. You'll have to ask your accountant. But. But you know, to help somebody out. So, JD are you building the GoFundMe? I am right now, even as we speak. Let's see. So Pre K needs to Put a Louis Vuitton roof. Pimping wheels, and what else? Dayton wheels. Gucci. Is it Gucci? You're going Gucci or vt, man? I'm kind of feeling the Gucci a little bit more. I think Gucci would be a better choice. All right, hold on. All right, so we will do that and just learn how to spell Louis Vuitton. It'll be no he now he's Gucci. So we're. We're going to go. It'll be on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and Everybody, you know, $10, $20, 50. $50. If somebody wants to come hard with like a nick, we'll take it. You know, y' all can go buy some shirts, too right now. John claywolf.com get you a dj pre k balling off the lot shirt so I can really be balling off the lot, baby. Man, speaking about balling off a lot that we bought so many freaking cars that we are getting ready to be balling off the lot ourselves. If you. If you have a. If you want to buy any of these cars, go to a dealer and tell them to log into Manheim Dallas next Wednesday morning. We have 400 in a row that I've got to sell because, I mean, what the hell else am I going to do with them? Some of them are going to be cheap, I'm telling you. But just find a dealer. Say, log into the simulcast. Give me the VIN lane. At Dallas auto auction. And actually this week, we sold them all over the country because we have cars in California, we have cars in Florida, and we're doing this postcard thing where they build the condition report, and we're selling them on simulcast from remote locations. Like when. When the car rolls up, it's digital. It's like in the middle of a Mercedes run this week, we stopped. There was no car. Look at the screen. It's digital. This car's in San Francisco, this car's in San Diego, and they have the conditioner port and all the photos and then the dealers out there combined all over. Yeah, and it worked. I can't believe it actually worked. It scared the hell out of me to try it. It's so funny. They're like, it'll never work, but it actually works. So. So we're gonna do that. But the California stuff's coming on so hard that we're going to wind up having to start another lane in Southern California auto auction in this fall. My friend Mark just texted and says, meth hyena by 40. She looks just like Ernest Borg nine. Ah, that's pretty rough. So we're Toto, DJ Prickett, speaking of Bobbo, talked to the guy from Toto and played him your song Africa, your remake. Oh, yeah. Was he digging it? Yeah. We'll get the story. We're gonna play it now. We're number four. Some of you guys, we're gonna lose you right now. You can go to the stream@john claywolf.com, click listen live. Or go to the IHEART stations around you or wherever. Eagle down in Baton Rouge, the Bear up, in which there's a ton of the fastest way to the stream. Direct stream is go to john claywolf.com, click listen live, and you can catch our number four if they're turning us off in your city. Otherwise, hang tight for hour number four. About 80% of the affiliates are staying. We'll be right back. Bringing some big boob gals this morning. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-READIO Dallas. Strippers are just as friendly now. John Clay Wolf. Oh, you guys. Y' all just highlight my. My weak. My worst moments. Your weak moments? My worst moments. This lady has been holding for 20 minutes. I apologize for that, Laurie. We just had so much going on. Good morning. Are you still there? Yes, I'm still here. Tell me about your Suburban. Well, it's a 2009. I've had it since day one. Cool. Yeah, yeah. Is it an LT or an LTZ? It's actually, I've got the original sticker here, and it says that it's an LT1. Okay, so it has leather? No, actually, I got it with cloth. Okay. What color is it? It's summit white on the exterior. The interior says light titanium, slash dark titanium. Okay. And is the front seat a bench or does it have the bucket front Seats? I've got bucket front and the 60. What's it say? 60, 40 bench and third row. Okay. Do you know what size wheel it has on it? Is it a 20 or an 18 inch? It's 18. Okay. Average, rougher, clean condition. Clean. Average MMR on this truck is $11,650. And that's kind of like a. That would be like a compilation of current transactions with this car at 60,000 miles. Okay. Now it does have a little bit extra on it. Okay. We do have the heavy duty trailer package. Okay. And it. It also has flex fuel. Okay. I do have the trailer hitch on it. Great. So. And I also. I also added on it the window covers. So that you can crack them. And if it accidentally rains, you won't get rain in your vehicle. Where did you buy those? I actually got them from the dealership. Okay. I had them install them. That's cool. Well, does. Does 11,500 buy it? Actually, it does. It does beat the CarMax value. There you go. Bam, bam, bam, bam. Get you some, bitch. What did they hit it at? What did they offer? 11. Yeah. All right, so do this. I'm gonna put you on. Have you already loaded it into givemetheven.com? no, I have not. And I do need to talk to somebody about something because I am single and I do have some appointments this week. Hopefully I can. Depending upon. Or I'm gonna go look for my new one this afternoon, but I may not be able to pick it up until after my appointments because they're doctor appointments. Okay. I'm gonna put you on hold. DJ Prekill. Tell you how to load it up, and we will get you. Dj. Just take her number and have somebody downstairs call, and we'll line it up and we can just come pick it up. Thanks, Lori. Okay. 11,500. Another one. Down the. Down the hatch. Jessica, good morning. You're on the air. Hi, Josh. Every Saturday morning, I'm a dog groomer, and you helped me entertain all the dogs. I finally came across a car to sell to you. Yeah, my grandmother gave me her Camry, and I actually have a friend that owns a used core. Like, I was gonna sell it to him, but you guys offered me a thousand dollars more, so I said we're friends, but I don't like you that much. Have we already picked it up? No, you have not. You'll be picking it up sometime this week. You're gonna meet strip. We call him Strip Club dj. His name's Eric Castillo, and he hasn't been a strip club DJ in, like, 20 years. But we still call him Eric. But he's. He's a big, fluffy, nice guy. You'll like him. Great. Fluffy, awesome. He's got. He's got a big personality. But thank you for calling in, and I'm glad that we. We got you handled and we beat the neighbor by a thousand dollars. And let me. Do you have the David Biggs get you some. Here's what you need to tell your neighbor. Get you some, bitch. Sold. Sold. Sold. Yeah, baby, let's go. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. From the ren. Event Renaissance Festival, right? He's a Rennie. Big guy. He's a Rennie. He's a Rennie. Nice fella. So, Randy the Chipmunk, he's got his little paw in the air. He wants to talk. Yeah. John, what are you doing? Hey, buddy. Well, it's back school time and you know, the nuts aren't quite coming out of the trees right here. Yeah, me and my friend Rusty, he's. Chipmunk. Yeah, we got a great new scam we're gonna run. Have you noticed the school kids these days ain't got no candy machines? No. Yeah. Oh, in the school, there's no candy machines. Yeah. Is there no soda pop? Oh, that's right. Nothing like that. Michelle Obama did nothing like that. Right. Me and Rusty saved up our money and bought a Sam's card. You did? Yeah. We got cases and cases of delicious Dr. Pepper. Yeah, that's good stuff, man. And lovely candy bar. Candy bars and Dr. Pepper. What are you gonna do with it? We're gonna go down here to the elementary school and sell them. Sell them to these kids? You wouldn't believe what you get for a delicious peanutty Snickers bar. I can't even. $7. No, you don't. $7. That's not bad scalping. Hey, and even if you're just like fruit roll ups or gummy bears. $5. Oh, yeah. This is like an ounce. This is like Cowboy Stadium. $5 an ounce, right? It's like 300 markup. J.D. you're making a killing out here. It got me to thinking. What else do they not have in elementary school? Oh, boy. Right? Don't be thinking. I think I'm gonna be thinking. Okay. Like I was thinking about maybe we could start selling toys. Toys? Yeah. Toys. Yeah. I love toys. What kind of toys? Kids love toys. Toys? Well, yeah, they do, but it's like electronic toys. Okay. My Uncle Scooter has a back room in his warehouse. I bet he does. It's one of these handheld football games. You understand? Oh, yeah. We got one that can play golf. Yeah. And one that can play football. Now, it's just dots on a screen, Right? But study hall's long in the fourth grade. Yeah. Pass the time. That's $20 right there. He's got a hundred of these things. You're gonna be Maya. Alma. Enjoy. Have a Dr. Pepper. They're. They're not going to let you on the school property, man. I'm sorry. How they going to stop us? We're a chipmunk. Well, I know, but it's beautiful, man. It's beautiful. I got one word for you. I got to do this Before NFL season comes up, cuz I got teams to bet on. Right? Two words for you. So all you kids, we'll see you at lunchtime at your school. Have a good school year. Don't forget, Snickers is delicious. Thank you, Randy. I'm looking at DJ Pre K's GoFundMe on the jock the Wolf show Facebook page. Rob, if you're listening to, put it on our radio show page too. Yeah, it's up. No donations yet. What? So we need to get started. It's been up seven minutes. I can't imagine why. I figured it would be filled by now. What is it? What is this page? Now we're pimping pre K's 90 model, Eldo. He wants to put a Gucci top on it and Dayton wheels and Vogue tires, of course. I mean, what other white. I mean, what every white black kid wants. He needs a little help from, from his supporters and in our listeners. And maybe, maybe the very first person to donate should get a give me that VIN T shirt. No, we give the podcast out. We have thousands of listeners. We don't charge for anything. Somebody, they need to give a little. They need to give a little. Everybody calls in thinking all the time, they need to give a little. Wow, man. I feel Joel Osteen coming out in you a little bit. So children, don't be a greedy bastard. Put your hand on the radio. Feel the power. So, and if you'd like to hear DJ Pre K's music. So catch me up on the Toto interview with. What's the guy's name? Luke something? Lucifer. Steve Lukather. He is the guitarist for Toto. Yeah, Listen to this. I saved this for last because it's. It's on a lot of people's mind these days. Your song Africa from the Toto 4 album has been remade numerous times. And you guys are aware of Weezer? You know, there's a bluegrass version and a. Kind of a. Kind of a heavy metal version. We just did our own version of a Weezer song. It's coming out in about a week. We have an employee and he's actually our call screener on the weekend show. We call him DJ Pre K. And he's actually put together a little rap version of your song. Would you like to hear a rap version of which song? Of the song after. Yeah, of course. Let me, let me put it on for you. Okay. So many versions of this song, I could kill myself. Here we go. This is our own DJ Pre K. Well, it's clean. I'll tell you that. So he's. I mean, he's really sincere. Thank you very much. That was very sweet of him to do that. He's a big, big fan. And he's a. He. He's actually a white kid from Azel, Texas, that identifies a little more on the. On the urban street side, you know what I mean? That's cool, man. Hey, listen, we're, you know, six white guys from North Hollywood that wrote this song. So what's gonna tell you? Pretty. Pretty funky bunch, too. I can't wait to see Toto. You'll be in our neck of the woods August 14th and 15th. The week before that, around San Diego. And you'll be back to California later the year doing a whole lot of dates. Steve Lukather from Toto, thanks so much for taking in the day. Thanks a lot, man. We'll catch you down there, man. I love that he's playing that out. I think he really liked it. I don't know. I think he liked it. He said, I'll tell you what, it's clean. It's clean. I mean, dj, could you ask for a better endorsement? I mean, clean to you, to you white black guys means something deep. Oh, yeah, clean. Clean is good, man. So I'll definitely take it, man. Shout outs to. What was his name? Steve Lucas from Toto. Yes. Ripped off is the guy that wrote the song Hell, yeah, Toto. That's what that is, man. Yeah. What's his name? Did they clear the sample? I'm gonna need to start making some money soon. Did you ask him about that, Bobbo? I. I have not asked him about that. I was gonna butter him up first, but I think there's more. I think there are more miles to come from Steve Lucas during Toto. Oh, yeah, we're gonna go have to see Toto live now. In fact, do you want to hear their cover? They did Weezer's Hash Pipe. You know the song, right? Sure. I was gonna say that sounds really good, but that is. Wheezy thought it was a really clean cover. It is so clean. Everybody Knows song. It's actually a big hit for them. Here's their. They did this live, which is kind of weird that they didn't live. They didn't release it before. But here's what. The Toto's version of it. It's all right. I just. But watching this video, I didn't realize Toto needed two drum sets. Did they? Yeah, they run two drummers. They always have. Really? Yeah. If you look at their MTV stuff, From way back. It was always too drummer. I guess I wasn't into them, so I didn't realize I watched Too Much MTV. I don't. 70s bands do that. Buffett's got, like, five drummers, you know, Doobie Brothers have two drummers and a bongo. You know, I was talking. I was thinking about the car business, and I was talking to a friend of mine that's moving from Georgia to come here. He's gonna come work with us, and he reminded me of something. So he's wrapping up his stay there. And at the. It's so odd. And if anybody has. Can explain this. Why in the car business, the guys that work in the car business, this happens too. Maybe it's not just the car business, but when you quit a job, you always get screwed out of your money. How's that? I mean, so you have your bonus money come in, or your. Or your. Whatever stuff that you hit, they just always. It just never works out right. Or at least the guy's version of the story is always, oh, you know, they still owe me four grand, or, oh, they still owe me two grand, or, oh, it's always. And he. I was talking to him last night. I said, yeah, they're gonna. They're gonna screw me out of about four grand. I'm like, I don't understand how it's just okay in the car business if that's real. If that always happens. Do you think it's their imagination, or do you think it's really happening? First of all, you got nothing. What are you gonna do? You're leaving. What are you gonna do? Who are you gonna yell at? It's like leaving an apartment complex. And he said, mike, yeah, like leaving an apartment complex. They're like, oh, the carpet was dirtier than we thought we were. There's 500 bucks right there. What are you gonna do? So I think that, you know, when people think how much money, when they do the calculation of commission in their head, it's never very accurate. Right. Oh, so you're saying whenever a guy whips out a legal pad and he figures how much money he's got coming. Yeah. He miss it by 25% every time at least. You've worked for big dealer groups. You've seen this for years. So it's always the same thing. It's always the same thing. It's 50. 50. They tell him to screw him. I'm not paying him that. You know, he's gone. I'm not going to pay him his bonus or, you know, Wash out or whatever it is. But then, you know, he's got a pay plan to go to the labor board. But do they ever. No. Why? If it's legit. That's what I don't understand. Who knows if it's really legit. You know, it's 50. 50. Whether it's legit, how much time and energy is it going to take to go to the labor board and then you lose or what? But I mean, this is, this isn't a rare occurrence. This is a conversation that happens every time. Is this. Are bonuses always written down or are they verbal? Well, I got $50 for the first buyer that comes up here that buys a car today from one of our listeners. That's a good example. That's verbal. Here's a fifty dollar bill and I'm waiting on somebody to come snatch it out of my hands. We've got like 32 bought downstairs already. What's the deal? The first person that buys a car from this today's business. Okay, downstairs, out of our 40 buyers, comes up here and grabs a $50 bill. Got you. I'd made it 100 if I had 100, but I only had a 50. That's real. And then John said was saying I was a cheap bastard for only doing 50. Right. By the way, we're talking to a fellow named Kent who's an old friend of the show. Right. We got John. We should have a feature called called Kent Knows Retail. How many, I mean, how many years of your life have you spent in the car business? All my life. Yeah. Yeah. So from a little kid. And he knows about getting sprayed in the eye too. Oh yeah, he's the guy who we sprayed with the Berryman's B12 Chemtool in the eye on accident. Oh yeah, Berryman's B12 works great on your car. Not so good in the eyes. Not really recommended for the eyeball. Do we still have that audio somewhere? I don't know, man. We need to dig it up somewhere. Other friends in the car business. You have, you have your. Who lies more in the auto industry? The, the, the customers or the dealers? The dealers. Okay. Damn, that's not helping. Customers are the mechanics fairly honest? I mean, lie about what? We always hear that buyers are liars. Buyers are liars, but the customer don't do it. Doesn't do it every day. The dealers are used to it. Yeah, I mean, you know, a guy comes in, says, hey, so and so down the street's giving me X amount for my car and it's like some ridiculous number. I mean, you know, that's why, that's why it's hard for. That's why it's hard for people to believe. I ain't got no down payment. You know that's a lie. Well, we had a guy call in earlier and he said he had $58,000 offered on his truck. I said, why didn't you take it? He said, because that's not enough. And I said after we talked a while, if I give you $58,000, do I buy it? He's like, yeah, it's yours. Wait a minute. That's fact. That's a put together. I'm not saying one of our listeners would not tell the truth, but he hit that 58 grand like a bluegill hitting a popping bug. Now that you're Bringing it up, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Andrew, an 07 Civic, is it an EX or an LX? I believe it's an EX. It's, it's the base model. Standard automatic windows, automatic locks. It's a stick shift and it's a, It's a standard. Yes, it is. Is it a two door, four door? It's a four door. Then it's not an EX if it does not have a sunroof. Does it have a sunroof? No, sir. Okay, then it's a VP stick shift. 47, 000 miles. Does four grand buy it? Well, here's the kicker. It hasn't been driven in four years. Okay. It's a Honda though. I mean it should be okay. I mean can you go start it up, put a fresh battery in and drive around the block? Well, that's the big question. Can I go ahead and with it sitting for four years? Yes. Can I just go ahead and start it up? Here's the problem. The biggest risk on this is if they used ethanol fuel then it's. The fuel is going to be bad. Norman, come here. Let's get Norman's. We've got a, we've got our crew chief here in the street studio. He can tell us immediately. He's going to need those earphones. So Norm, Andrew here is inheriting a car from, from a loved one or a friend or something. It sounds like 07 Civic, Honda, 47,000 miles. It's been sitting for four years. So what I was going to, you know, put a fresh battery, fire it up. But the risk is ethanol fuel. Right. If it has ethanol fuelish in it, then that fuel spoils. That is correct. With the time they were split up. And then the ethanol, in reality, corrosion. So it will corrode. The best thing that you can do is just take the tank out, clean it out, put it back together, put a new fresh fuel filter back on, and it should be okay because nevertheless, it's a Honda. Those cars stay together. So. So what he's saying, you don't know what kind of fuel it has in it. So I would get it towed to shove shop, have him pull the tank, dump the tank out, flush it out, put fresh fuel in it, put a fresh fuel filter in it, and I think you'll be in a battery. You'll be just fine. And I'll write you a check for four grand. Okay? Okay. Well, actually, right now, there is no gas in the tank. Okay, well, then you. You. I mean, you can figure it all out. You. You. You got what I gave you. I mean, I'll. I'll. I'll buy it from you for 4,000, put a battery in it, fill it up with gas, give it a whirlwind. If it's running good, we're. We. We'll write your check. But if you inherited it, I need to. I have to write the check to the person's name on the title or with lawyer documents saying that was gifted. Because normally when a car's been sitting for four years, that means it was a. It's an inheritance, right? Yes. It was actually my father's car. Do y' all have the same name? Same last name? Do you have any papers on the. On the estate? Yeah. Okay, then we're good. We'll buy it. Be glad to. Just go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up. Put. John said he'd give four grand running, and I'm working on that. We'll get it lined up. Okay, thanks. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Thank you, J.R. patman and Sean Murray, for contributing to our GoFundMe page. Already, how much did they get? We have 15 total between them 10 and 5. All right, man. All right. You gotta start somewhere 100th of the way there. All right, we'll be right back. MTV has announced he's working on a new reality show with Lindsay Lohan. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com. well, she's been working on it for years. MTV just decided to start filming it. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-radio. Another John Fogarty. God damn it, Bobbo. What do you mean? What's wrong With John Fogarty, we're gonna have to have an approved playlist. It's. Nothing's wrong with John Fogerty. It just doesn't go along with the vibe that we're laying down. This is not easy listening. Your freaking mama's station, this is easy listening. Yeah. I mean, John Fogarty, he's a legend. My aunt that's 72 right now is out by her pool watering her daisies, shaking her ass back and forth. Well, you know what, John? We're on a lot of country stations. We're on a lot of sports talk stations. We're not on a lot of country stations. We're on one. A lot of our. It's an Amarillo. A lot of our audience. Okay, Is over the age of 55. Yeah. All right. And we're appealing to them just fine, okay? And. And mainly. And mainly, we don't play the same songs every damn week. Variety. And here's the beautiful part. Here's the best part, okay? Thing starts up, says, back to John Clay Wolf show. You hear a funny joke. Then at the end of that, right before the vocal starts, he says, and now John Clay Wolf, and you just start talking, and that's all you have to do. Well, I started talking. I started bitching about the song you saw. Right? Right? No, no, no. But all you do is just do what you were gonna do before you started bitching. Let things go. Sometimes the word is professional, and we spell it with a capital P. Okay? Do that, and you'll be fine. Good. Good morning, Uncle Norman. You're welcome. Well, good morning. Good morning. How. We're just. Just working out family problems. Thank you for having me back in here. Ah, you're always welcome here. You want to explain who he is, you just show up. He's our crew chief. He keeps the fleet activated. Exactly. Head guy. I show up because I. I don't got anything else to do on a Saturday morning. I come down here with a whole bunch of wackos, and it's a good time. I like it. Yeah. I got a question for you, by the way. You're. You prep the cars and get them all ready, get them looking good. Buddy of mine asked me, hey, can I use WD40 on. That's how he talks. WD put on my headlights to make them. You know how the headlights fade? Can you spray WD40? Does that work in reality? No. WD40 was made for something totally different. I know that's for that, but, yes, I can give you a tip. I'm going to Give you. I'm gonna give you the holy grail on this thing. Holy grail. It is a product out there that is called two plus two. It is made by Berkeley. If you go to get. If you go to your inspection station and the inspector comes to you and tell you, hey, I cannot give you inspection because your candle lights. Candle, that's what. How it's called, candlelight. Is not too bright. I cannot give you inspection because you are blind like a bat drying down the road. So you take this product and you apply it to that, to the headlight. You have to be very skillful about this. You have to do it in a certain way and quick. So you ever cleaned that, I will clean that headlight for you. Two plus two. Made by Berkeley. Actually, the real reason for this product, it is for throttle body cleaning. But it works beautifully. How long do you need to leave it on before you wipe it off? No, this is intestineous. Or do you just put it on the rag and you put it on, wipe it and boom, there you have it. Because if you leave it on and leak through the plastic. Exactly. Very good. You know how much money we saved by not having them clean our headlights for 35 a light? No, no. 35. No, it's 50, $60. I don't know where. Yeah, we're not paying for that, are we? No. Are we? Are we? No, I don't think it is so many that we can do so many cars. Yeah, but I'm not paying some schmuck $50 to wipe this crap on my 400 cars. I mean, we can get those homeless guys that she's got working out there to do it. That is correct. So why don't make sure that's happening. Please help me. Help, help, help me. A lot of money to save right there. Yeah, interesting. But we do it. We do it in a vacation is more. We don't do it as in a standardized thing, but we can do that. I'd love to. Eric and Odessa, how are your headlights? Eric and Odessa, Eric, how are your headlights? Do we need to. Do we need to clean them up? Are they nice and shiny? Oh, nice and shiny. Okay, you've got a. Oh, a 16 Land Rover LR4.38,000 mile HSE. Now I see that it's a silver edition, but is it of piece A, Is it a Lux or. There's an hse and then there's an HSE luxury package. Do you know which one you have? There was HSE silver edition made the final year of production on that vehicle. So it's a silver edition, which means the headlights and taillights are blacked out. It's got the climate comfort package and additional bells and whistles. Okay, so does it have adaptive speed control? No. Does it have 20 inch wheels? Yes. Okay. Does it have climate comfort? You already said yes. So. So the heated first row seats does in air condition. Okay. Does it have vision assist package, which is the surreal. The surround camera system? Yeah. Okay. Does it have rear dvd? No. Okay. What color is it? White. Is there anything wrong with it? Nope, nothing wrong with it. Get into the now. $42,000. Wow. 42. Yeah. So it's a little lower on them than it was helping to get for it. What were you hoping? We try to. We try to make people happy. I'm just looking at my. I'm looking at auction results, trying to get about 48. I mean, they're trading for about 55 or so right now, you know, with comparable mileage package. And, you know, they're. They're becoming more difficult to find in great shape the last year. They remain kind of boxy. A lot of people love that boxy look. So they're trading around 55 right now, but rovers are coming down. They're not trading though. That's what they're asking. I'm looking at plenty of transactions right now on my system. And low to mid-40s because your miles are not. I'm not knocking it, but they're not low. A lot of these people that have these rovers, you know, drive 7,000 miles a year. Year. And. And you drive normal miles. So you. You're pushing 40. If I went to 45 grand, would that buy it? And if it does, will you bring it to me? Because I don't think I can give 45 and go out to a destin. Pick it up? No, I don't think so. You know, I was kind of really hoping to get kind of that 48 mark at least on it so much. Try private party sale. But I appreciate y'. All. We'll do this. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and take a picture of the window sticker and include that so I can. You may have a higher list price than what I'm thinking and I might be able to squeeze a little more. I don't. It just. It really matters what mood I'm in. I gotcha. As stupid as that sounds. I mean, 40, mid, mid to low 40s is the money. But sometimes I do stupid stuff. If, if I just fall in love with the pictures of a car. And it's not because I'm an idiot. It's just there's a lot of art to this. There's a lot of emotion and I got to see it triggers my emotional triggers. That's all said. It's stupid. Just like going on a date. All right, Brian. San Antonio dodge diesel with 84,000 miles. You know, it's too bad that all the low mileage older Dodge diesels are two wheel drives. And the reason is because it's a little older gentleman typically has because the four wheel drives just go nuts. Brian, is this a extended cab? Yes, it is. I'm going to assume. Was it yours or your father? Actually it was the ranch truck. Okay. Does it have ranch beat down on it or when you detail it, does it all look great? No, it looks right. Well, I'm just trying to figure out how much the truck is worth. Are you just doing a ranch sale or something or am I trying to buy it? No, I'm trying to buy it. Okay. Does $10,000 buy it? 82,000. 84,000 miles. It's in great shape. Six speed manual. I realize it's two wheel drive. It's only, it's only 18 years old in two wheel drive. Yeah, I know. I mean I'm not trying to beat on anything, but I'm just laying some reality out there. Exactly. I agree. I think that's an awesome price. I mean that's a testament to Dodge. This damn old truck is still worth $10,000, right? Dude, if it was, if it was a four wheel drive, I'd be like. Like 15. Is that that much difference? Yeah. Is it leather? Yeah, it's leather. Just never seen a ranch truck in leather. You sure it's not vinyl? Nope, it's leather. Well, I bet it is leather. So did I buy it? No, you didn't buy it. But you gave me a good place to start here. I mean it's worth more to me just to keep it. It's working fine. So what? Hang on. Listen to Billy squire. See you in October chicken dinner now. So how much is the truck? Just for the record, how much is it to buy it? Yeah, I mean that's what we're doing here. We're buying cars. We're not talking about. We're buying it. This is live ammo. Hollow points 14, 000. I'm gonna pass, but I appreciate it. Load it up and give me. Damn. Load it up and give me the vin anyway so that I have a record of it so when you get. When you quit drinking and say you'll take 11 for it. I'll take a look. All right, all right, all right. 800-800-7-234I 800, 800 radio. We got to go to break. We'll be back just sec. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free 1, 800, 800 radio. And now senor Juan Clay Wolf. This is a good song. Oh, you don't know. You don't know what a good song is. I'm not your mad that he's complimenting you. I'm convinced you're lying about never to doing drugs, man. Because something's. Something's jaded with you. Something's burned out with you. You don't like John Fogerty? No. No, I didn't like him on mtv. I don't like him. I think John Fogerty is just o ask. That's it. I don't want him on my show. I don't want Michael Jackson bad ever played on my show ever effing again. Well, when you. When you begin to forbid daddy, let's forbid. Repression brings rebellion. I don't want Michael Jackson bad. I don't want Michael Jackson Top 10 hits played on this program, folks. We play cool music that remind people of that album that didn't get overplayed. Like this song. This is perfect. But quit sliding that crap in on me. I don't know what the hell you think. Wait, wait, wait. Don't backstab Michael Jackson bad folks. We have a specific direction that's new for you. John. Thank you. Thank you. Specific direction. That's good. You understand this started off with a compliment. He just came out and said this is perfect. That's what I do. That's what he did. Truth is out there for. For 13 years we've been getting emails from listeners saying something about Yalls music selection draws me in. It's important. It's part of what we do. And when you start playing crap like Kim Karns Betty Davis eyes play that for your grandma five weeks ago. Don't play it for my listeners five weeks ago. Don't ever talk about my Grandma, by the way. 06 Dodge dually four wheel drive with 135 John average rough or clean? I'd say average. Average. Are the dual fenders broken? Is the bed bashed in from a rough night? Did a horse back into the side of the bed? When you've been drinking and you didn't realize what you you did and you screwed it up A little bit. You're not going to tell me about it? Okay. This thing is indestructible. It was. It belonged to a welder who built this custom bat on this thing that is. I mean a bullet would penetrate. I understand, but. I understand, I understand, but that bed is so ugly. It. They're. They're hard to look at. He took his Lincoln arc welder off of it. It's got this snub nose, rusty ass welder bed like a rat rod. Do you have a real bed anywhere? Because I. I love the truck. I love the truck. I hate the bed. Right, right. I. I actually bought it because of the bed. I know that sounds. Because you're a welder. It looks so cool. No, I'm not a welder. It just looks so cool. Is it painted? Is it painted? No, it's black. It's black. I need to see it. I need to see it. Let me not pass judgment like I do on Bob. Let me see it. I get it. Go to givemetheven.com it's going to be worth in the mid teens is my impression. I buy these left and right. I'm really good buyer on these high mileage Dodge diesels. Always. And I'd like to have an opportunity. Thanks for calling. And go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Okay, listen, put, put, put, put number seven on hold. As long as we're bitching. I'm getting ready to at this guy. Oh, D.J. put him on hold. Okay. Yukon, Oklahoma. Yes, sir. I understand that you want to plug your band. And I saw you sitting on hold last week for 45 freaking minutes. Okay, that was me. I know it was. And you're really wanting to get me tickets to the Great Divide show? Who in the F is the Great Divide? I don't know, but I'm sure they're the best thing ever. You and Bobbo need to go and y' all can start your own radio show. And y' all can start all the segments with great dividend music and have no listeners. All right. The man, he says that a bullet was not trying to promote his. Is this like free Great Divide? You started this play. No, you played some off band a couple of weeks ago. Well, that off band happens to be number 27 on the charts right now, so it's half ass legit. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Are we talking about the band whose name we may not ultimately utter? No, not that one. Okay. The Great Divide actually has been around a while, haven't they? Because the best they have the band with the name that we may not utter did not come from a Google search that was looking for a band. That's my only point. Okay, you weren't looking for a band when you found that man, right? I don't know. Listen to the podcast. I'd like to say thanks to Andrew Dean for adding 50 bucks and Travis Simpkins for adding 10 bucks to help Pre K pimp his ride. Travis Dean has set the bar. 50 bucks GoFundMe account. Now there's Travis Dean said y' all are a bunch of weak pukes. If you don't match them at 50 bucks, there's a banner@john claywolf.com. we're trying to make a white black kid's dream come true here. Do you know how much whiskey you can buy with it? Don't any of you people have a soul? Go to the John Clay Wolf show page. Let's help. Pimp DJ classic El Dorado with the GoFundMe. Sally Struthers. Why won't anybody pimp this ride? Henry. Henry in Oklahoma, why does your car only have 15,000 miles on it? Everybody that lives on your street, their cars have 150,000 miles on them. It's my wife's car. All right. What's your mission? What are you gonna get her? We already bought it. We got a 2018 GMC Texas Edition Z71. So now we're coming into football season and you have a Texas Edition truck. Did you take the Texas Edition emblems off of it? No, sir. Are you a fan? You're a Texas fan? From Vernon, Texas. Bridgeley. Oh, wow. Did you. What? What year did you leave there? Left there? Shoot. Back in 80, but I've been back forth. I got family live there. What year did you graduate high school? What year did you graduate? You graduated high school in 84. You know guy Spears? Yep. Yeah, he's old friend. He. Was he a drunk back then, too? John, man, everybody in Vernon, Texas is an alcoholic. Dude, there was no alcohol sold in town. Right? Yeah. And when you go to, like, the church functions or the. Hang on. The church functions, the radio, I mean, the rodeo, anything they all like. You know how a lot of places are pushing their babies around and baby carriers in Vernon, Texas, they're all dragging their coolers around on wheels. Rolling coolers. And I don't mean some. I mean the high flute, everybody. Yeah. I mean, Henry, am I telling the truth? Oh, you're telling the truth. Yeah. We had to drive. Had to drive to Electra for the longest Just to get beer. Well, you know, you could go to that deal out by locket in that, that drive through. Remember that one? That was, that was dry back in 84. Oh, gosh. All right. So you moved to Oklahoma to get watered down beer? Yeah, basically. So we have a 17 CRV, all wheel drive. Is it a 1.5 or a 2.4 on the motor? 2.4. So it's LX, not. It's cloth. Yeah, cloth. It's got them cotton suits. Yeah, it's got, it's silver on the, on the outside. Silver with black trim around it, aluminum wheels. It's got the, the Weathertech liners on the inside, but they're, they're made behind us. I'll give 19 five and I'll come get it. I'll give you 20 grand, you bring it to me. Yeah, now I need 22. Do you have a payoff? Yep, yep. I'm looking at like 50. I understand. I'm looking at 50 transactions right now. And I'm smack ass on the money with 15000 miles on that, on that car. It's twenty thousand dollar ride. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. We up to 100 in our go gofundme account. That's wonderful. Coming up. Come on folks. So buy Bobcat. Give now Gulf weight on sky. One word. Skinner. Skynyrd. Skinner. Duh. Bob said that this is really funny and Bob does have good taste on these. So I. You set this up, Bob? I have no idea what we're doing. Bobcat Goldthwaite was in the recent Robin Williams documentary and a lot of talk shows are talking to him lately because we've forgotten kind of about Bobcat Goldway, right? One of my favorite guys in the 80s. He's got a hilarious story about something that happened down south in the 80s. This is a long time ago. I was doing a show in Atlanta and it's an outdoor venue and it's thousands of people. And the whole show I just keep getting Free Bird, you know, that hilarious heckle. And I think I'm doing an okay job putting it down, but they're just pounding me. Free Bird. Free Bird. And then I look at my watch and I go, as soon as I do my allotted time, I'm gonna let them have it. And I do 50 minutes and I hear Free Bird. And I go, listen, you ignorant hillbillies, Leonard Skynyrd's dead. They're dead. They're dead. They're dead. The South's not Rising again. The slaves have been emancipated. There's no chicken in the breadbasket picking out dough and Leonard Skynyrd's dead. I remember this like it was yesterday because I look at the bottom of the stage and these woolly looking biker dudes are climbing up on stage. And I'm looking for security to help me out, and they. They don't. The guys get closer to me, and around their necks, I laminate passes. It says, Leonard Skynyrd Survivors Tour. It was. The surviving members of Leonard Skynyrd were in the audience now. They were on stage. Yeah, they hadn't been yelling, freebird to bust my chops. They were trying to get Leonard Skynyrd's attention. First time I used my real voice on stage because I'm like, leonard Skynyrd's dead. They're dead. And then. And the guy goes, hey, man, we're Leonard Skinner and we're not dead. And I go, tony, get the car down south. That's what we do. Play Free Bird. Man, that doesn't sound like Bobcat Goldthwaite now. He stopped doing his tweaky dude. Okay, so givemetheven.com is where you go to sell your car today or tomorrow. We're all funniest all week. All week long. All week long. And go to our Facebook page all week long. As well as John Claywolf.com all week long and donate to help DJ Pre K pimp his Caddy. It's so easy. It's so simple. And you help children in Africa. I think we need to start with the first 300 and apply that to the break job that it needs. Okay, we're almost there. We're getting close. Can't get there without dj. You need to get your priorities in order as a young white black man. And you need to fix it mechanically before you start adding cosmetically. Can you do that? I can try, man. But that Gucci ragtops calling my name. So you'd rather run it around with bad brakes and a new Gucci rag top? Oh, no, we gonna get the brakes fixed. But hey, I was thinking, you know, whoever donates a hundred dollars, I'll personally send them a copy of my mixtape, too. You heard it here first, folks. Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, it doesn't get any better than that. It doesn't. Donate to his cause and get a free DJ Pre K mixtape for the $100 donations right here on our show. We will see you next Saturday. Over and out. Thank you. Mockery out. Podbean. Your message amplified, Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. 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