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Now, John Clay Wolf, You know Michael Turley. I had a thought. What is that, Mr. Bobbo? And if you know me, you know how rare this is. I was just thinking. J.D. ryan, there you are. Good morning. Morning, Babbo. I was just thinking, uh. Oh, if it's Saturday, it must be time for the John Claywolf Show. Get those calls coming in. We've got phone lines open. We think 1-800-800-7234. That's 1-800-800- radio. I got a text from the Wolf Man. What did he say? It says, and I quote, yes, retouch. I'm late. Retouch. I think we're retouch. Meth hyena, you hyena. Oh, you're here. Okay. No, it just says. It just says retouch. Retouched last week it says retouch meth hyena. What does that mean? It means relive it. I. Buy me some time. I'm running late. Don't tell everybody. Jump right into meth hyena. And redo that for the early birds that missed it because I thought it was funny. I thought you were funny. I'm trying to give you a compliment, you little. Is that meth hyena laugh? The meth hyena actually made a. Made an appearance on a couple of secret recordings. Secret Wolf Club recordings. What is this? You guys know Norman? We all love Norman. I don't want to blow that. We can set it up, but I don't want to blow all that yet. No, no, no. But just talking about the meth hyena. You've heard the recordings, haven't you, John? Or. I've heard some of them. Okay. We have a crew that works our vehicles at auction, right? Our rolling stock. When you say work. Works the cars, they. They're the ones that prep everything. If it was a ranch, it would be the cowboys. Perfect. Got it. That brand. And vaccinate and herd and move. Got it. And man, talk about. And like any cowboys, they drink and they party and they live hard. Willie Nelson should write songs about our auction crew. Auction Cowboy on the ranch. My hero. Always been Carmen. Been Puerto Ricans. All right. What did he do? We love Norman. And some. One of our. One of our employees decided it would be funny. Yeah. To record Norman because Norman can be at turns. Very wise. Very mercurial. You know what I mean? Mercurial. Norman is the Puerto Rican mechanic that we saved during operation airdrop. Gotcha. When we went to Puerto Rico, you know, you like Sally. Sh. You got to save a kid. The children. Saved a Puerto Rican mechanic and brought him back here to the mainland. Go ahead. And he's great at it. He's great at what he does. Amazing. By and large, right? By Mercurio. What I mean is, he's very easy to get a rise out of. And Brandy, our. What does she do? Like JD after some vi Alis. Brandy's just our auction genius. You know, she just. She just puts it. She lays it all down. She's got the list. She's got the units. Brandy's best quote was at the Christmas party. I knew I'd always work. I knew I'd work for you for the rest of my life. When you said you'd never drug test me. And Brandy said, now I know who Brandy is. And she's always told me, I don't want nothing to do with that radio. I don't want to be on that radio. She sounds kind of like that. Okay, well, she's gonna be on this week because she couldn't help but be a part of a couple of the recordings that she's made of our Norman doing his job. That's. That's later on. Petting Puerto Rican everyone. Like a chia pet. I've got a Puerto Rico. You got a Puerto Rican. We need a Norman chia pet. Well, now. So Brandy's been. Wait. We bugged the office out of the auction. Okay. Miked it. Not understand Mike's out. Yeah, I want to pick up audio for the radio show. There's so much good material going on here that we need to start incorporating it more. Yeah, so we started at the auction in Brandy's office with Mike's. And you can play a little teaser of what. What we caught this week. It's like running to check your trot line, right? What do we got on here? We got a Puerto Rican and a little 100 pound. What'd we get? Auction girl. We got lots of Norman audio. Lots and lots. Do you want it? So this is Uncle Roy and Norman here. Okay. You knew that cable's on there. You should have cut that cable off. The only thing that I can't do is take the horse to the water. I cannot make it drink. You don't have to make it drink. Just cut the cable turn. But my thing is, I had to quit eating dinner. So bought me a goddamn state dinner and I had to quit to go find it. I'm so sorry. I won't make that. I won't make it up for you. And it cost me $40. How much? Because I had to beg a son to come over there with the lockout and he ain't got no gas, so I had to put some gas in. No, no, listen. Listen to me. I had to get him out of the highway and 30 and 12. Why? Because he has a flat tire. He drove the car for miles on the fly. On the fly like he did enough. I believe. I believe that. I believe that. And then when I get in there, he look at me and. What the. You couldn't change you on tire. Oh, my nails. I believe that too. I am on the. No, I had to get him under the bridge because he couldn't take the song either. He was. Oh, oh, oh, better. Like a fish out of the garden water. Now I bleed on it and I bleed it so that. He was talking about Carrie, our driver. Yeah. That couldn't change his tire, so Roy had to go or somebody. Our guys had to go help him, save him in the middle of the highway. And then he couldn't breathe in the sun, so they had to get him under a bridge. Oh, my God. And that's what he was. Anyway, there's a lot of that today. It's pretty funny. Like any worthwhile, you know, technically proficient professional, they do tend to about the rest of the company quite. Oh, really? Oh, what are we finding out? Really? They. A lot. The best. The best. That's a bitching. The best drop we got from this is. I am. One day I am a peasant, the next time a king. Yeah, or we'll use that forever. Norman, what have you got in the. What have you got in the news box? In the news early this morning. This is very exciting. Are you. Did you watch football this week? No, you didn't? Why are you all football? You one of those guys? I just haven't gotten started yet. Okay. Well, this year you have something special to watch for. I can't believe. I wish it was football season now. The NFL fans will see history made this season. And basically it's got nothing to do with what's going on between the goalposts. The Los Angeles Rams and the New Orleans Saints now have male cheerleaders dancing on their squads for the very first time. Other teams like the Indianapolis Colts and the Scro Shuffle. Yes. They basically Ravens and the Colts have had what they call stunt men, which are more like Texas A and M cheerleaders. They're doing stunts and stuff. But these are going to be actual cheerleaders doing the same moves that the ladies are doing on the sidelines. Yet another reason to not watch football. You're going to get past the stigma one of these days. You know, I was a male cheerleader myself. You were back in college. I didn't know. Who is this? Simple as that? It's all ears, too. Oh, George Bush. Thanks for joining us. I love your new library over at the SMU campus. Thanks very much. You like those Dr. Su's books as much as I do? They're not Dr. I take them everywhere. You know what? You take that Dr. Seuss. You read it on a plane. Yeah. You read it on a train. Can you. You can read up. You go up to Maine, read them. Simple as that. Here and far. Yeah. I got you, George. I made a couple paintings put up on the walls over there. I did see those. Yeah. Of the dogs and such. Yeah. What else you got this morning? Carpenters put them up. I said, yay, team. So you weren't sure you were a male cheerleader? Damn right. Despite the hindrance of my daddy. Your dad didn't like that? No. He said that Scroope shuffles for Shuffle is for I had a ball. I met a lot of girls back then. Don't say nothing. Scroope Shuffle. I got friended this morning on Facebook by a guy that. I recognized his last name. It was like, I. I want to. And. But his first name. We know. No, no, no. It's just an old guy from high school. Okay, then why is It a big deal. Well, because I was. I didn't recognize the name. Okay. William Lane. And. But I recognized the face. Okay. And I recognized the last name. I was like, did Jennifer Lane have a brother? Don't tell me, don't tell me this. Did Jennifer Lane have a brother? Oh, she doesn't think so. Jennifer's now, I don't think so. But damn, they look a lot like. It's got to be her brother. It's just got to be a brother. She's about a broad shouldered old. Did you ever play football and go to the locker room with him? Did you say Will or William? Dude. Really? A wide stance gal. Really? Are you being serious? Yeah. Oh, my God. But she always was kind of a wide stance gal before she decided to turn herself into William this year. I don't know. Ever date her? No, no, no. Just wonder. She was always a little tomboyish. I mean, you know, if there was ever one that was maybe gonna go from an egg to a pancake. Right. What now what do they do in that case? Do they add the equipment? I mean, I saw a topless beach picture. Yeah, of who? Of the new. Of William. Of William. Yeah. And he definitely got rid of Jennifer's boobs. But I didn't see any scars. How bizarre. But the. But his nipples were very attractive. Okay, Michael, I want you to pull that audio. But his nipples were very. I'm not going to say it. You're going to pull it on me. All y' all do is work. Make it work for Boba. Man, oh man. Funny. Yeah. It's my first encounter of. Of a. Of a woman that I knew at a young age has turned herself into a man. Were you ever attracted to her? No. She had that wide stance. Oh, that's, that's. Those are baby making hips. Maybe more like tackling the fullback hips. Maybe like catching the. Catching the tail back on a. So that doesn't just happen on an end around, huh? It doesn't just happen in Hollywood then having it. Right? Yeah, I mean, hometown. You know, if this old gal, if y' all like got drunk and lined up in a four point stance across from each other to party and started like doing Oklahoma drills. Yeah, she. She'd win a few whistles. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. There's a lot to like about a gal that you can borrow a dip off of. Give me some of that Copenhagen. Hey, who you calling? I'm calling you. You'll fight about it. Yeah. Get you some. Ah, there you go. This morning is so rich with drops. I don't know where to start. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Charlie, what's football season until for your youngin? Youngin starts? They had camp this past week in Alito and football season starts the 27th right. Once. So he's playing. Yes, in that seventh grade. Eighth grade. So he's. He's out of your realm. He's left. He has left the nest. He's working for other coaches now. Oh yeah, that was last year. It was a quite an eye opening experience for him. Is he a wide receiver? No, he's a middle linebacker actually. Really? Yeah, he's pretty good. I mean, I mean I believe. I believe he could be great. I should know he's big enough. But maybe back then it doesn't matter. He likes hitting. Yeah, yeah. That's all it matters. He leave with his head? No, no, they can't do that anymore, John. We used to be able to do that. I was really good at that doing that too. Were you a spear? Oh, I was a spear man. And if you had Turley the spear. Take out them knees too. You can't do that no more. Nothing like good old clean football. Oh yeah. Spearing at the knees. Wow. Well, yeah, they're looking forward to. My kid wants to start and he's in third grade. Should I wait a year? I would get him to flag right now. He doesn't really need to do tackle until about fifth, sixth grade. Kind of what I was thinking. Yeah. He also wants to ride motocross. Oh, man. Well. And he knows your history? Oh yeah. We've ridden together a lot. He's got a little CRF 70 and we've ridden together a ton. But he wants to get back into it, you know. Should I take that away from my son because I. I hurt myself with it badly at 32. But it was the best days of my life growing up. I mean from second grade till 32 is like the highlight of my life. Besides having my first kid. Yeah. Is ride motocross. It's got to worry though. Oh, absolutely worries me. That's what I'm talking about. No, you were severely injured in a motorcycle. Severely. Good morning, you're on the air. Yeah, I got a 2014 Sierra SLT. Yeah, where are you calling from? Baton Rouge. Baton Rouge. Hang tight. I've got to go to break. I'll be right back and we'll get you on the flip. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars. 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I threw 50 bucks at it. I don't think people are giving him us love, man. It's. It's getting more love than I thought, man. We had 270 already, you know. 270. That's not gonna buy a Gucci top. Have you already, have you already priced a Gucci ragtop for Eldo installed? I haven't, you know, gotten the solid price. Just like a brother. Preparing. Preparing. Oh yeah, I've been asking around, you know, I've been asking some, some fellow ballers, you know, what, what the cost is looking like. But I mean, I think we can get up there, you know, might have to do some more incentives. What's it gonna cost to do it? Around a thousand probably. No. And we're at 270. Mm. We'll put it, put it back up on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and tell Rob to put it on the John Clay Wolf. Just put it on the Facebook page again. Okay. In the top of the page. The website. 8008-0072-3480-0800. You know, don't give up on the kid. Don't give up on the car either. Save them both. Save them both. Yes, please help me ball. You know, so you need to ball. You need to Be a baller. I want to be a baller, man. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook or you can hear the whole show at john claywolf.com stream right there at the top. Please help me. Ball. Did you hear about the airliner that got stolen last night in Seattle? Shut up. We were talking about that one last week. An actual airliner? No, this guy. Like what size airliner? This was a medium sized commuter. That's what. Remember in Texarkana the meth story? Last year he stole an American Airlines. That guy was gonna steal it. Going to steal it? Yeah. And DJ figured he was going to a rap concert right in Atlanta. Tried this guy. Succeeded. Okay, so this guy. What. What kind of plane? It's a little sob. You want to see the picture? Like a prop? Yeah, turbo prop. Yeah, it's a big saw. That's what it is. Big, big, big saw. It's a sob story. So a turboprop. Is he a pilot? He is not a pilot, but he had access to the airplanes because he's a mechanic. But I mean, the sequence of starting up a turbo. Mechanics know how to start airplanes. They don't know how to fly them. Oh, he got it off the ground, though. And there's air traffic control conversation. He flew around for about an hour. And there's air traffic control conversation between him and the tower. Yeah, almost an hour. Then where was he going? Nowhere specific. You want to hear some of the audio? It's not. He doesn't have it ready yet. Yeah, he just. You just literally. It's not necessarily. Well, we'll listen to it later. We'll tease the audio. The audio between him and the air traffic controller. And the air traffic controller did a great job talking to this guy. This guy was needless to see. Was it like a scene out of Airplane? It was. There were moments that it was really funny and there were moments that it was really not funny. And I don't know how it was done. I don't want to tell you how it ended. Oh, shut up. I don't want to tell you it ended. I mean, how did it end? I mean, did he like do a one. Did he do a crosswind landing? Did he do an if. An ILS, a GPS, I mean, Cat 4 landing? Right. What does that mean? It's just. Just pilot talk. It's a precision approach. No, he did not make a precision approach. He did ask the tower at one point about how to do a barrel roll. Was he drunk? No, and he didn't sound that drunk. I'm sure There was alcohol involved or something. But he didn't sound plowed because he was very lucid talking. How did it end? I'm not gonna tell you. How did it end? What did. Where did he go? Did he go to a rap concert in Atlanta like the guy from Texarkana? He didn't. He didn't. He went to. You really want to know? Yeah, he crashed. He just. It was. If he crashed that big, he's dead. I told you. He's dead as a hammer. It was a suicide. I told you. Was the whole thing suicide? That's funny, Jay. I told you what's funny. Okay. Who in your toll heard me say it was not funny? Uplifting stories. Who in your toll heard me say it was not funny? You didn't start out with. Hear about the guy that killed himself up in Seattle? Five minutes of my life I'll never get back. What does that mean? It's an interesting story. Great story. It's still an interesting story. And actually, the audio. The guy was very elusive. Hell of a way about different stuff. I bet the insurance carrier would have been like, here, man, can you just use my gun? I'll give your wife and kids 200,000 if you'll just shoot yourself. The guy. And he doesn't sound destroyed at all in the air traffic control tape tapes at all. So he went up there to kill himself. Was he saying that on the tapes? He never really said that. That's the weird part. He kept talking about, well, hey, I wonder what it's like to buy barrel roll this. No, I just want you to talk sweet. Nothing's into my ears. What he said to the air traffic controller, it's just like he. Was it a woman? Nope. It was just. The guy was just real. Was he gay? I don't know. I never asked him a lot of questions. They were quick to say it was not terrorism. It's just one guy. Just an old drunk Mechanic. It's a six pack Joe up here flying the Saab 900, going to the. The rap festival in Atlanta. It's gonna be a long ride, guys. About five hours from Seattle to Atlanta. And a SOB 500. And that's before we stop for gas in Nashville. If we die on the way. Hey, man, I was planning to anyway. Don't sweat it. Casey in Houston. How we doing? 2010 GMC Terrain with a buck ten roof. Nav leather. I'm taking it if it's SLT. No, it's actually that leather with the nice stitching. Nice stitching. Average rough or Clean. Average clean. Sounds like what I asked my doctor to do after my wife had our third child. Some nice stitching. It's got that red. It's got that red stitching in it. I don't know. Some cotton seats. They call that the. I think it's five grand maybe. All right, you z. Buy it? No. Why? Why? Why does that not buy it? Why? Why would I offer you the right money? You're like gonna bow up on me. Why? What the hell is wrong with you? Have you been fighting with people all your life? Yeah. Did your grandparents beat you and then your parents continued it? Something like that. All right, that makes sense. Well, I. I didn't do it, man. It wasn't me. I just want to Write a check. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. She is a professional column. Toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order? And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Does a professional mean a prostitute? Bomb. Is that what I was talking about? No, not necessarily. Sounds like what I was talking about. A pro pinned quail shoot versus live birds. So, J.D. the guy that wrecked the airplane. Yes. We. I just watched a video of it that you showed me. Correct. How many seats is it? 60. About 60 seaters. It's a big one. He did like a Bob Hoover roll. For those that don't know Bob Hoover. He's a very stuntman stun man. I mean, it's like the most beautiful loop I've ever seen in a big Bird. Like, it's so gorgeous. Saab will be using that clip in their commercials for airline. They didn't even know that airplane could do that. No. He was more than just a mechanic. You can't. A mechanic couldn't have pulled that off. You're right. I don't know if I could have pulled that off. And I've got 2,000 hours in that heavy of a plane. I think he got lucky too. He was way too low. How did it end? He died, right? He wasn't that lucky. He wasn't that lucky in the end. No. The audio that you sent to Turley, it's a little bit of a downer between he and the traffic controller. It just sounds like it's going to be. There's. There's parts funny. But this particular one starts out with him apologizing, so I wouldn't play it. Okay. I won't. There. I'll Find the funny part where he's talking about doing the barrel roll and the air traffic controller whispering sweet nothings in his ear and. Oh, that sounds great. Jason. Jason. Hey, hey, hey. What you got? Well, I. I just wanted to give John Peterson, one of your buyers that works for you, a heads up and an attaboy for jumping through so many hoops to get our. Get my wife's truck sold. We were. We were looking at a pretty low price for the truck if we were to trade it in. We went everywhere to try to get it done and couldn't get it done anywhere. What, uh, what we needed to get for it. And of course, I've been hearing, you know, you show forever. And I said, well, I guess it's time to go ahead and give us John Clay Wolf a call and let's get it done. So I talked to John, sent him a VIN number and gave me a great amount on the vehicle. We tried to find a. Another vehicle for my wife around the Latte, Louisiana area, and he gave me a bunch of dealers that don't y' all deal with. Yeah, we went there and, you know, like, where did you buy one? We got it from Hattiesburg, Mississippi. Three and a half hours away from Lafayette. Okay. I bought a lot of cars out there. Yeah. We went ahead and let John know what we were doing, and John's actually fixed to move to Las Vegas and, man, our new office out there. Is he? Well, I tell you what he is. He is top notch. I mean, he has definitely more patience than I've got. And, well, he has a problem with women. And he. He's a little. He just gets a little weird with him. The breakups are always bad. So I thought I'd send him out there with the professionals. So in his comp package. In this comp package, we've got a girlfriend included. You know, some people offer health care. We offer. We offer female companionship for those who qualify, and he damn sure does. Thanks for calling work, John. I heard that conversation Boots had with that customer. It was really good. Good. Yeah, he did an outstanding job to get it that car out there in Mississippi too. Yeah. Would you like to take the Blue Cross Blue shield or the 30 minutes fully nude once a week? Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. Wait. Oh, what a decision. And it's free. Oh, yes. I'm gonna go with option B. You gotta pay for half Darren and Amarillo, it's worth it. Yes, sir. 11 Camry, Ellie with 94, 000 miles is worth five grand, maybe six okay, well, I've had it four years. I guess I'm still upside down on it. Sorry about that. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Anybody go to give me the VIN. Chris in Houston. We load this thing up and givemethevin.com swing by it. Oh, what are you offering? I don't know yet. I need to see it. If you'll put your license plate or your VIN number in my website@givemethevin.com my computer system will, like, bid it immediately. Hey, Joyce in Oklahoma City. Joyce? Joyce. Yes. Go Sooners. Oh, it's Boomer Sooner. Boomer Sooners. When does all that start? I'm sorry? Oh, nothing. Hey, I. I saw your email that you sent me. I was looking during the breaks. She's got a 14 Buick convertible Cassada, which is this newer car. It's gonna be like 20,000 or 18. 19,000 right there. I've had a few of them. Just figure 20,000. Well, it's a 14. The other one I had was a 16. Just load it up and givemetheven.com load the car into the website. Give me the vin.com. it'll immediately bid the car. One of my buyers will email you and email you an official offer letter. I just don't want to bid all these cars this morning. Here's another. Oh, four bends SLK326, 9,000 miles, leather convertible, Curtis in Fort Worth, Texas. Four grand. Four grand? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, then what's that mean? What's okay mean? Well, I was. I was just figuring his word about six. Yeah, and I'm four, so maybe if we met in the middle of five, we'd do something. All right, I'll load it up there. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Now, Curtis, if it's got any dummy lights, abs, airbag, jerk off, whatever lights on there, and it's got to be fixed. You fix it. Or I'll fix it. But somebody's got to fix the damn thing, and it costs money to fix it. Dallas and Oklahoma. I'm not plugging your band this morning. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. Oh, yes, you are. You are. Yes, you are. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Yes, you did. Who brought the donuts? I brought the donuts. And I brought the donuts last week from my friends at Shipley's Donuts in Grapevine, Texas, on Northwest. How? It's a new store. Oh, my God. What's the matter now? What is this I see? Yoko donuts. What is Yoko donuts? Who brought that in? You're welcome. I brought that in. Why did you bring Yo. You know that I bring Shipley's every week Because Shipley's needs to learn what real cinnamon is. Oh, I'm sorry. And Yoko knows. What is Yoko? You know what Yoko is? It's your good old fashioned. It's the one that ruined the Beatles. Yeah, no, it's the Asian donut shop. I thought it's the place where I get my manicures and pedicures. Yeah, probably with the happy ending. That's the other Yoko. So you brought a little one off. You know what? I think that they need to bring the happy ending into. Into manicures. One off. Yeah, a little one off Yoko donuts. At least they're fresh. I mean, yours are hard as a rock. They are not. It's not just for the massage parlors right out of the fryer, first of all. Second of all, last week I brought Shipley. So you knew I was going to bring Shipley. If you own a donut shop and have a high mileage Lexus you'd like to sell. Or a nail salon and have a high mileage Lexus you'd like to sell. I really. I really didn't know. I wasn't trying. Or you're Cambodian and have a high mileage Lexus you'd like to sell. Feel free to call in now. I have two points. Okay, first of all, between the two of us. J.D. yeah. I think it's obvious that I know donuts. Okay? Secondly, secondly, at about 4 this morning, I really had to have something to soak up some of that red wine for last night, man. Oh, okay, I can forgive you. Don't do it again because you're stepping on my Shipley's deal. So is Shipley's Jewish? Shipley's is not Cherokee. Shipley's makes. Makes life different. Shipley's Cherokee. What? They're not Indian. Stop it. They're delicious. What do Indian donuts taste like? Do not have any of my cherry and or lemon curry. Or now with real Indian. I mean Oklahoman Indian. I mean an American Indian. Like how I'm Injun Joe. I'm still trying to help you out of this. Here's some great spirit. First brought to us the dole. We made it into a beautiful, tasty cake. Why do you ask? Two dogs screwing glazed it with special sauce. So they have kolaches now, Michael from the sweet river cheese kolaches. I think. I still think I prefer the. What do you prefer? Good old fashioned Asian donut shots. Dear Lord. Nobody can help. Croissant. An Asian croissant? Yeah, croissant. They're. They're kolachi. We need to get my wife on the. Wait a minute. Because she's from Denmark and you know what they make? What? Danish croissants are French. No, but they do such a much better job. You're not. You know, I met the guy that started La Madeleine and he's a real a hole. Oh, no. Really? Imagine that. Yeah, I think he's just a rich kid. I think his old man did it, but he's a punk. Best French toast in town, though. Telling you, we're making friends. We're not plugging them anymore. They never paid us for the last one. I can't even say it. I can't either. I can't pronounce it. If I'm gonna endorse your product, you need to write a check, right? Like Shipley. It's a shame too, because you want so bad to say, take your calls and shove it up your crush wall. That was fun. If you'd like to help a young white black kid from Azel, Texas that used to work at Party City. Now he's made it big in the rap world. Or trying to go to John Clay Wolf show and fund DJ Pre K's. Oh, we're $300. Oh, good. We had some more participation. Participate. Andrew Dean just gave us $30. Thank you, Andrew. What did you say? Did you need to be balling for a cause or something? Yeah, man, I need to be balling off the lot, man. I mean, I'm thinking, you know, if we get enough money too, you know, hey, we. We might have to do something charitable, you know, because it's not all about me, you know, I want to spread the baller wealth, you know, like, what would you do? I don't know. We'll have to think about it, you know, whether. How would you take baller money and share it with the. With the under. With the needy? Oh, yeah, because, you know, not everybody has the ability to rock Gucci like me. So I figure, you know, I need to spread the wealth a little bit. But also I was thinking some incentives. You know, whoever donates the most money, I could make them a personal theme song, you know, so. Oh, so far that's been John clay wolf at 50 bucks, you know. Well, let's get it then. Man, I thought somebody gave $70. I think Billy out in Midland gave $70. Maybe I'm wrong. He's one of our oldest listeners. He's been listening to us since we're on the Fan. Billy Cook. You are right. 70 bucks. And we bought it. We bought a Lamborghini off of him. An Audi off of him. A Raptor off of him. Billy Cook, the dentist. He is. He's a baller. You and he would get along great. Damn, I'm trying to get like Billy. Yeah, well, he. We might send you out there to spend a weekend with Billy. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Actually, Andrew Dean gave 50 and then he gave 30, so he's up to 80. Andrew, win it. Win pre. Win. DJ pre K for an hour. Male or female? Do with what you want. Oh, no, no, no. I'm not signing off on this. Fallon does drunk karaoke. Did he just get wasted? Yeah, to play a really quick clip. Coming up next. We're gonna play it coming up next. Yeah, because we're right up against this. Oh, by the way, that air traffic control. What are we up against? You know, if it's on, if it's on accident, it's okay. But if you're faking it, she'll. She could even file a suit if you get right up against it. 800. We found some funny audio that they'll play after the break. There is a moment of funny. Yes, there is a moment of funny. Trust me. Suicide is not really funny. But there were moments when you hear this guy that he was very lucid and actually kind of the best airplane suicide jokes I've ever heard with Chris Rock. Not Eddie Murphy, but Chris Rock. The only way that's funny is if Mike Pence was flying. We'll be right back. That's appropriate. Guys, I heard that Trump just accused California Senator Dianne Feinstein of having a Chinese spy as her driver for 20 years. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio chips. That is crazy. Then his driver was like, yes, it's ridiculous. Now. John Clay Wolf. I don't get it, Bob. A guy had a Chinese driver and then another one had a German driver. Russian. Okay. Kevin in Dallas. Hello, Kevin in Dallas. Yes, sir. 09 Ram 3/4 ton diesel. 4 wheel drive, 117,000 miles long. Better short. Might be a little. It's a short bed. It might be a little less. It might be 115. I'll drive it on the weekend. It's not gonna make any difference. Right? Tomato, tomato. Right. Average, Rougher, Clean. Oh, it's clean, man. No rips and tears in the seats. It's real clean. I got 35 toyos I just put on it. Much higher. Is it lifted? 2 inch level kit. And it's all stock? No. No programmers, no deleted, no nothing. How long have you had it? Six months. What'd you pay for it? About 26,5. 26. Somewhere up there. What do you want for it? I shoot me an offer, man. It's yours. You're the one who just bought it. What do you take for it? Give me what I paid. Yeah. Hey J.D. yeah? See these nuts? I see these nuts. Yeah, me too. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I can't buy cars off the paper for what they pay at retail. I mean what the hell kind of deal is this? Why don't I just go through autotrader and just. Just get everybody's wiring instructions and just pay. Just buy Everybody's. I'll give 20 grand for the truck. I mean we make 300 a car, right? Right. That's it. That's it. I know. Aaron. Yes, sir. I saw this Corvette. A manager sent it to me yesterday. I mean it has to be yours. It's a 68. All I see on the board here. 68 red convertible with 79, 000 miles. But I looked at one yesterday. Was it. Was it yellow? Yes, it's yellow. Yeah, it's pretty. That. That damn stingray body style is not bringing big money at all. Even yours is a little bit older. And it's got the. The chrome bumpers on the back. I love the car, but it's not a big money car. I told him 8,000. Oh yeah, that's. That's. That's low. Yeah, I hear you. But somebody's got to sell these damn things. And I'm the one who keeps selling them and learning what you know. The best way to figure out what something's really worth is to sell it. And when you get that check, then, you know, And I mean, I've had 30,000 mile, 80 mile, you know. So a 30,000 mile white with red guts, 10 point car. Stingray. 1980. What's that worth? 1920. I gave eight and I sold it for eight. I hear you. What do you want for this one? I'd like to stay in between 25 and 30 range. You need to go back two years. You'll get that money. You go back a couple years. You'll get that big money. But that that year model you have is leaning into that next phase of Stingray and it just doesn't have that pop. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Jimmy Fallon was doing karaoke while he was drinking Orton or smoking or something. We don't know if he was drinking. We have audio of him doing karaoke at a private late night club in New York City one evening. On these classic cars. You know how you bet them take whatever they they the least they'll take and divide it by two? Well, they're in love with them. Well, it's okay. I'm not knocking on anybody, dude. I've had a lot of them and I lose my. My ass on them. I'm so. I'm so sick of those things I could puke. It's kind of hard to believe. Well, it's 30 grand everybody. 30 grand all day long. Did you look online? Yeah, I did. I'll give 12. You know what it's worth. And then I go to sell it. They're like I'll give 10. Yeah. No, I mean you just say the words 68 Corvette and you get a little excited. You know. I agreed. But nobody wants to pay for it, right? Nobody wants to pay for it. That's your point exactly. I see. Hear about Jimmy Fallon? Put him on the hose dj. Then quietly pass me by. I think he's very drunk. A little bit. Good morning Jun there. He can sing though. Oh yeah. In real world. Hello, you're on the air. The non drunk world. Yeah, you called me talk. 2004 Porsche Cayenne. Yeah. Is it a S or regular one? It's a twin turbo S. It's black. How many miles all miled out like it's her tongue hanging out and those bleeding cuz it's got 160 on it. It's got 145. Yeah, I mean it's just nothing. When they're all mild out, they're done, dude. I mean just cash. You mean you sell them to the black wrapper in the hood for. For, you know, 25. 200. 200 a week until it breaks down and then you get it back and it's parts. And I'm not trying to be racist or a smart ass. I'm just telling the truth. 150,000 mile port. It's not your fault. You haven't done anything. I'm just pissed off about other stuff. What I'm taking out on everybody else. What are you mad About, Let me just. High mileage, German cars, you know, he may be very realistic on what it's worth. Do you think it's worth three grand? Yeah, I was thinking hopefully up to five, you know, but yeah, no, I don't know. I don't know. Hopefully up to five. If I'm paying three grand, I'm not hopefully paying up to five. There's a effing difference between three grand and five grand. It's called two grand. It's 2100 bills. Hopefully I'm not gonna spend those on this piece of crap. 150,000 mile, mild out Porsche. But hopefully I'll give three grand if you want to sell it. This guy didn't do anything. Relax. I know, I know, I know, man. So the answer to the question, is it an S? Is yes. Thank you, mama. Thank you, John. You know what you need? You guys are better off just going to give me the vin.com. my computer's bidding cars with a better attitude than I am this morning. Can you imagine a computer going, let me tell you one thing. It's like a bitchy woman, a big red thing. Hey, what are you doing here? You're not supposed to be spending that money here. What are you thinking? Does your wife know what you're doing right now? Put your pants on. And put some pants on. Damn it. I've heard that. You know, 800-800-723-4. So. So our auction folk. Yes, I miked the offices. Yeah. And in our Dallas office, a lot of things happen by. A lot of things happen. I'm kind of playing with more produced podcast ideas. And yeah, we've been talking about this TV show crap again a little bit and just trying to. Just trying to hear what some odd. We have so many characters in this company. GiveMeTheVend.com and Uncle Norman, the Puerto Rican crew chief who you brought up from Puerto Rico after the hurricane. When we did. When we did Operation Airdrop and we saved the world. Like, like the AIDS thing in 1980. What was that called? Live Aid. The next one was Operation Airdrop made by me. Live Aid was for Hungary and Africa. Oh, I thought it was for George Michael and Freddie Mercury to get over the scratches they had down below. No, that was the. That was the Freddie Mercury tribute concert. Oh, no, no, no, no money. When you bought the Live Aid T shirt, that was for aids? No, sir. No, no, it was. No, it's for. Was it chlamydia? You know, do they know it's Christmas? Was followed by we are the World, which was followed by Live Aid, 1980. Elton John, George Michael, Freddie Mercury, they're all there on the front row holding hands. I thought that they. I thought it was a. The concert for Freddie Mercury, for AIDS Relief. But AIDS was already relieved by 92. Wasn't it bizarre to see Axl Rose and Elton John holding hands? Not really. I thought that was just the strangest thing I'd ever seen on a television set. No, just the timing. Not really. What were we talking about? Uncle Norman. Yeah. So Bobbo's been pulling drops out of the audio that we got on Uncle Norman. Uncle Roy. Let's hear some of it. What have you got? Well, this is. I probably just. Anytime he gets angry, this is what he does. So this, I don't know, I lose it. This is the last time I want to listen to these meetings to try splitting hairs in here and that. Excuse, what did he say at the end? Excuse? Excuse. Yeah, they say. They say fuse. I believe it was the second part. Fuse, like plural? Yes. So it wasn't just at me, it was at all, too. Everybody. What else do we got on Uncle Norman? I haven't heard any of this yet. Here's him. Crazy. My budget got crazy. My budget got crazy. I don't know what he's saying. My budget got crazy. My budget got crazy. My budget got crazy. Yes. I never would have heard that if you hadn't said that. Well, I talked to him a lot of. Mr. John, I know my budget is limited, but I need a new scanner and it's going to cost $6,000. You're going to have to get off of that big wallet of yours, Mr. John, you're going to have to pay it because my budget got crazy. Yeah, I've heard it a lot. Okay, that makes sense. And this one, I think this is the line of the. The whole clip here. I am a person. Today, I am a king. Tomorrow I am a What? A Texan. A peasant. A Texan. A peasant. Today I am a person. Today I am a king. Tomorrow I am a peasant. Today I am a king. Tomorrow I see a little silhouette. Tomorrow we'll be playing that for the next five years. Yep. That's greatness. What about Roy? Did he get any good ones on Roy? No, I didn't get anything from that. Roy's the best. And you knew who else is going to be a king tomorrow? Our very own Prek. Now we're up to. Ladies and Gentlemen, are you ready? 325. There you go. That's the Rock Solid Gaming for 15 and Don Wallace for 10. I feel like I'm on the Jerry Lewis tele. Wait. Rock solid gaming. Solid gaming. Very smart there. Very smart. Not as smart as Ship these donuts, but then it's so. So they were. Listen, I'm not doing a damn barter swap for a donut stand without money. Okay? I'm sorry. Okay. You're getting donuts? Yeah, but they're cheap. Donuts cost 50 cents a piece. If you say Shipley's one more time, I'm going to take it out of your check. God. Okay, I'm sorry. No more Shipley887. It's just like Baba when he ran that bar tab at that. At that place. Yeah, he's the king of this. Why am I getting in trouble? Because that was then, this is now. I thought we stopped payola. Okay, do you know I don't even remember the name of that bar anymore. And you want to know why? Snookies? Because they don't pay me anymore. I don't remember the name. Was it Snookies? It was a great place, man. They don't pay me anymore. You know who's great now? Don't say it. What? McCool's okay on 8th Avenue. Ricky. Ricky. In Rockwall 15 Edge Titanium with 67,000 mile leather nav. I don't know. It's $10,000. Buy it. No. What buys it? Well, I'm trying to just get out of it. 022. Oh, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky. Have you heard about the guy that stole the airplane and then killed himself with it last night? Poor guy. Yeah, you ought to look into that. Maybe look at you in your car situation. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Wow. 800, 800 radio. That'd be one way out. Oh, my Lord. Find your way back. Didn't Starship sing that song? Do you have any of that? No. Find your way back to Syria versus Alexa smackdown. What's that all about? Turley's been working on this all week long. He's that. You see, he's got his. His iPhone right there and there's his Amazon, Echo dot, and he's got them to where they can, like do it. Charlie, ask. Ask it something. So I'm looking for coffee right now. So Siri, find me some coffee. One possibility nearby is Corvus Coffee Roasters. Is that the one you're looking for? I've got this. Who the heck are you? This is Alexa. Who is asking? I'm Siri and he was talking to me. Well, maybe you should do your job. Well, maybe you should shut your pie hole. You want a piece of me? I could drop you like a bag of dirt. Oh, yeah. You are the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard. If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke. Witch. Battleaxe. Bimbo. Tramp. Dragon lady. The only option I found is dragon lady's tattoos on west veterans memorial boulevard in Harker Heights, which averages three stars and is moderately priced. Does that one sound good? Yes, that sounds awesome. I would love to get a tattoo with you. Let's get out of here and let this loser get his own coffee. Sounds good to me. Ha ha ha ha ha. I think that's just fascinating. Indeed. Robots are gonna run the world, guys. Good morning. You're on the air. What you got? I got a 16F250. Okay. How many miles? 6.7 12. 5. 12,000 miles. Is it leather, cloth, roof, nav? No, no. XLT. Pretty basic. Crew cab or city cab? Crew cab. 4x4 16 crew cab. With 12,000 miles. Yeah, it was a vehicle? Pretty much. Is it white? Silver? Does it have a gray grill or a chrome grill? Chrome grill. Does 30, 000. Buy it? Yeah, maybe. What year is it? 16. Yeah, yeah, I want to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Put them on hold. Darren, what you got? I got eight seconds. Hey, I just gotta tell you. They sold my 2009 tundra to Dave Talley, and he was real easy to work with. GiveMeTheEven.com? yes. You bet. All right. Where do you live? In Louisville. So you loaded it into the website and they bought it. How long did it take to get give. I mean, did my guys get back to you quick? Yeah, he got back to me right away, and then they were really busy picking up vehicles. He said it'd be the next day, and I said there's no problem, not a hurry. So did the check actually clear this time? Stop it. Yes. I'm kidding. That's what you need. That's what the. All the buyers are gonna be. Funny. The checks. The money's good. The money's good. Give this man his money. The money's always good. I just want to let you know that Dave Kelly's doing a good job for you. That's all I wanted to tell you. They were real easy to deal with. Thank you, sir. Somebody got paid there? Yeah. What do you mean? I mean, mean, he got paid. It doesn't help me for him to say Dave Talley's good. I mean. I mean, the. The people come into the computer, it goes straight. Oh, is he driver? He's a driver. Oh. Because the people come into the computer and it randomly assigns to different buyers, and there's no. They can't like, pay off to get the customer. They're all good. Everybody down there, Everybody. All the buyers are awesome. There's none that are bad. Not a one. Well, you got that one. But there's got to be a bad one. Yeah. You know, I'm not going to mention any names, but it rhymes. Call him out. Rhymes with Rob. He's actually really good. He's really good. That's why it's funny. He's just such a. That's why it's funny. He's just such a good. We'll tell you about him later. And we're gonna mic him up too. We got to get some drops on him and his cheesy lines. That's what we need. He's got the worst. He's good. He's really. He's got the cheesy lines. I always have to yell at him. He's like, quit that cheesy crap. It works, man. He's awesome and. But he's not. Hey, J.D. anyway, we'll be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. I like my coffee just like I like my women now. John Clay Wolf, Young and black. Double circumstances. Cup. Oh, oh, yeah. You can barely hear JD in the background of that double cup. That cute. That cute voice that he does. Was that me? Yeah. I didn't know that. Double. I drink my coffee black. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? Hello, it's me. I haven't thought about you much. Not in a long, long time. Put him on hold. Dj. I was sitting there reaching for it. Good lord, you crackhead. Yes, but let's take the fifteen hundred dollars that were raising online at the show page for the pimp is ride and send him to rehab. Good morning, you're on the air. Is something wrong with the. Oh, God, Turley. He is on vacation. I didn't do anything. The collar button on the pot on the board. There's a pot. It's called collar. And that's how we get the callers to the air. Good morning, caller. You're on the air. Yes. Trying to get rid of us. 2015 Mustang. Okay, how many miles? 59. No, I take it back. 69. 69 is it eight cylinder. Six. It's the EcoBoost Turbo four cylinder. You can't get any trim with a EcoBoost Mustang four cylinder, FYI. Is it leather or cloth? 12. What year? 15. Leather. Cloth. Oh, it's cloth. It's cotton. Seats about eight grand. Eight, maybe nine. Yeah, yeah. 800. 800. 7234. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello. Hey, the guy with the razor on Facebook. I might. I'll split the difference with you. I don't know where you're located, but split the difference and deliver it to me. I'll give you 5,750 for the Polaris. Yeah. What you got? Forget whatever plans you have this weekend because you're staying at home and playing on Spin Quest. And there's never been a better time to sign up than right now. New users get $30 coin packs for just $10. All the table games you love with hundreds of slot games and real cash Prizes. That's at spinquest.com S-P-I-N Q U-T.com Spin Quest is a free to play social casino void where prohibited. Visit spinquest.com for more details. This is what happens when we don't screen the phone calls. He doesn't get them set up. JD why don't you go into. We got. I'm pouring in. I want to thank the folks that have given through our GoFundMe account for DJ Pre K this morning. So far, Andrew Dean gave 30, Don Wallen gave 10 and Rock Solid Gaming gave 1524 minutes ago. So. So Rock Solid Gaming just got a free commercial for 15 in the air. Oh, that's brilliant. I didn't think of that. Yeah, that's a rock solid game, man. So we are up too, but we're going. That was. That was nice of Rock Solid gave me to do that. No, in California. Where in California are you? Hey, how's it going? Good. Where in California are you? Vista. El Vista. No, San Diego. Okay. You don't know the difference. Yeah, you know the difference. Pot is legal in California now. Right. There's plenty of dispensaries. And Vista. Vista, this is just outside of San Vista. Hey.06 Tacoma with 150 on it. Have you been to bed yet, Noah? Have I been to bed yet? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Kind of strike me as a guy that maybe was still up, still partying from the night before. Last night didn't win so big. Okay. Oh, see your car? 06 to come with a buck and a half on the miles. 150,000 miles. Two wheel drive, extended cab leather. Average, rough or clean. What's that? Average, rough or clean condition? I'd say clean. I'd say seven grand. Okay. Yeah, load it up. Go to Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. The VIN.com. the VIN number. Or you just put your California license plate in. It'll decode the vin. But anyway, load it up and we'll. I'll have one of my buyers will contact you. We'll make a deal. Okay. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. It's shout out to Vista, man. Shout out to Temecula, man. Shout out to Bakersfield. Good morning. Hey, hey, Bakersfield. What's up, man? We bought a Lamborghini out of Bakersfield last week, man. Really big, Big San Diego. And then we're starting in big LA here pretty soon. And of course shout out to Vegas, man. Are you getting some cool Henderson? Yeah, Henderson. Yeah. Some cool high end stuff. I guess you would be High heel. High heel. Thanks for listening. On the Fox, Bakersfield's classic rock Mike. A 2010 Impala with120,000 miles. I don't know, man. Thousand bucks. Bucks. You there? Yeah, I think it's a thousand bucks. Maybe fifteen hundred. Yeah. So. So. So, so. So, yeah, it's just, it's just on my. I. I don't want to hear drops of me. I want to hear drops of Uncle Norman. That's what's funny. My budget got crazy. My budget got crazy. My budget got crazy. So play the story of Uncle Normal. We bugged the offices. We mic'd them where we, we got Bob O. Got a lot of tape. You have a lot more tape than this. Oh, yeah, yeah. We don't want to put all out at one time and it takes some time to mix out. And the, the retrieval system you set up is getting me a lot, a lot a lot of audio. What's most interesting is these guys are characters like you say, the workforce, right? And I, I started feeling kind of a dynamic, especially between Uncle Roy and Norman, right. And so did you notice the theme music that through it Leave it to Beaver. Yeah. And I thought it was cheesy, but it almost kind of makes sense. It's a new world order, man. I went back and forth on it. It's like Alex Jones. So what are they talking about here? They're talking about Carrie, who's not very manly, that works at the office. And he runs the documents all around the Metroplex, okay. Picking up money. And he had a Flat tire. But he couldn't change it himself. And there was some type of cable. Well, actually there was a. A spare tire safety lock. Sure. Cable that was on there that. Just listen to this. Listen close. You knew that cables on there. You should have cut that cable off. The only thing that I can't do is take the horse to the water. I cannot make him drink. You only have to make this drink. Just cut the table. But my thing is, I let it put through the dinner. I bought me a goddamn steak dinner. And I had to quit to go find this heaven. I'm so sorry. I won't make that. I won't make it up for you. And it cost me $40. How much? Because I had to beg a son to come over there with the lockout and he ain't got no gas, so I had to put some gas in it. I don't figure. No, no, but listen, listen to me. I had to get him out of the hardware and 30 and 12. Why? Because he has a flat tire. He drove the car for miles like he didn't know. I believe that. I believe that. But then when I get in there, he look at me and I go to. What the. Are you gonna change your entire. Oh, my nails. I am on that. No, I had to get him under the bridge because he couldn't take the song either. Like a fish out of the goddamn water. Leave it to Norman. Couldn't take the heat. He could take the heat. He can't take the heat like a fish. I mean, between the dramatics of Norman and Roy, right? That. That is a. You couldn't cast that. Uncle Roy's. His steak dinner was interrupted. I'm telling you. Steak dinner. I missed that part. That's what he's talking about. I had a steak dinner. Oh, I lost. I was 43. That is better than anything the Kardashians ever did. Ever. Oh, my God. Jonathan. Houston 06F150 134, 000 miles limited crew cab lifted four wheel. No, 13,000. 13,000 miles. Is that correct? Yeah, it's a 2016. Okay. DJ Prek, you know, as you can hear by his name and his authenticity, ethnicity, ethnicity. He can't spell or write real well. They don't call him Pre K for nothing, right? 16 hard loaded. Does 15 grand. I mean, it's 35 grand. Buy it. I mean, I don't know. The thing's super clean. It doesn't get used. Load it up, load it up. I'm gonna put you on hold, Pre K. Grab Him. Talk to him. Him. Let's roll. 800-800-Radio. Be right back. An Amish man in Michigan recently started a horse and buggy ride sharing service that he is calling Amish Uber. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethe.com said his family. How do you know what Uber is now? John Clay Wolf, 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everybody. Hey. Hey. Texas, Oklahoma, California, Nevada, Arkansas. Where else are we? Vegas. Nevada would fall into Vegas. Lousiana, of course. Lsu. Bama game. We're gonna do a listener party that day, November 3rd. It's about time to start really like getting serious about working on that now. Football started this week. I haven't watched anything. I don't really care about preseason much after because I. I bought two seasons worth of Cowboys tickets. You did. And I had to pay full face for those damn preseasons. And it was such a letdown that it really turned me off on preseason. So I don't even watch it on tv. Preseason's for the football dork because you, you really are just focusing. What is the football dork, Turley? Well, I'll tell you. I know the football door very well. If you watch the preseason games, you watch them not for. Who cares? The wins, but you're watching position. So you're watching the position to see how that that player does. Because you care about the backups and the backups to those backups, and that's who's playing pretty much. Right? Yes. They start the pros and do they start the pros, then take them out. Well, they're all pros. Do they start the. Do they start the. They're not all your bra showing. They're not all bra you. No. There is a lot of competition. Let me ask because this is an important question. Don't say that. There is a lot of competition. The show. And he says stuff like that. Four positions. Okay. Are these people being paid to play here? I would like to argue what he just dumped, but we'll do that later. That's a good idea. Are they getting paid to play? Yes, everybody is. Okay. I didn't know. I don't know if you're trying to get a contract. Okay. Throughout the whole season. Okay, so what do they. I wonder what they pay. It's not a lot. No. Okay. I just wondered. They're not like a fifteen hundred dollars an hour hooker. That's where I was going with that is what you get paid to basically try out. But that's what the football dork does that's what they're watching for. Or you're also looking on for fantasy football, too. Fantasy football. Okay, that makes sense. Have you checked out the college rankings? I have not. I kind of peeked at it and it's. It's a. Usual suspects at the top. Well, you know, now that we're. We're going into the west coast and football's heavy in the west coast too, but I don't think about it at all ever. So we're gonna have to like, lay out. Not lay off, but even it out with our. We're such Southwest. I said Southwest. Southwest Conference. My God. SEC homers. Yeah. For lack of a better term. And Big 12. I don't think of the PAT. I don't think of the Pacific League much. They're badass. I mean, favorite. Way badass. Favorite issues of Playboy were always girls of the pack 10. Remember those? This is a very, very, very true statement. That's what they're good at. Not so much football. UNLV, they've won plenty of SoCal, Playboy, UCLA. Yeah, it's girls. The Pack 10, you got Bama, Clemson, number two, Ohio State, three, Georgia, four, Oklahoma five, and then Washington. So there's your Pack 10 at number six. And what's 789? You got Wisconsin, Miami, and Penn State. And then auburn. Where's. So TC is not in there. No, they're number 16 and SMU, obviously. No, they sucked when I played for him, and I sucked when I played for him. So. I mean, how much suck is this? Like a double suck. How is Texas number 21? I don't get that. They just triple suck. It's a triple suck. Tuesday, everybody. We'll be playing Texas songs Back to back. Three in a row. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 rated Brett 07F150 with a buck and a quarter, extended cab, two wheel drive, five grand. Yeah, go to. Go to. Give me the then Rob. Texas 03 Camry XLE with a bucko 2 leather. Average. Rough or clean? Clean. If it's super duper. Duper clean, I'm three grand. Okay. All right. If that buys it, go to givemetheven.com James 11 GMC halftone with 57 crew cab, two wheel drive. Does it have 20 inch wheels or 18s? They're 18. 18. So it's a base rig. Does it have a bench, front seat or, or, or captain's chairs? It's the 6040. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, it's bench. Sorry for Cutting you off. I mean, if it's got captains, you say captains. It's got a center console and everything else is a bench with the flip down jobs. So it could have been 11. 11. 14 is the first year. New body style. 57, 000 miles on 11. Does 15 grand buy it? 15? Yeah. Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm. I'm thinking of trading it in. Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you're doing. Does 15 grand buy it? No. Okay, what buys it? No, it's real. It's in real, real great shape. And it doesn't. Oh, God, he sound like I'm talking to my old lady. What buys it? Oh, about 17. All right, load it up. Give me the vin.com. we might meet in the middle. Okay. All right. Godamn. Wow. I don't care what you're doing. At least he had a good. He had a good attitude about it. Some people get in the toolbox. I'm going to leave that in there for you. We need to do s found in cars again. Yeah, that was great. That was wonderful fun. We could. Sean and them out there at the auction, they. They see all the stuff, but no, he keeps it all ass founded cars is in Sean's garage. Nothing found here. Nothing found. We should go through Sean's garage. What's in Sean's garage? Sean's one of our guys at the auction that receives the car. So he's getting all that stuff. That's the new game show. What s found in Sean's garage. But in his, his defense, Sean, I know you're listening and I know you're very offended right now. Very. If. No, no, he gets very offended. Oh yeah. Sean, I did tell you that you could take stuff off cars that we don't need that don't help the value of our cars and put it on your Toyota 4Runner that we sold you for like nothing. Wait, okay, so that's why that, that thing is just a very confused vehicle. I mean, it's got so many different parts on it. It looks like Dr. Seuss created it. He's got a. He's got a 02 or 044 runner that has so much gear on it, it's just dripping. But they had to get overload springs to hold all the crap on it. Great. But now he put so much crap on it, they won't hold anymore. No more speaker boxes, no more amps, no more light bars. So now he's like, he's Storing it for the next one. The Johnny Cash song One piece at a time. Sean, I need you just send Turley or yeah, send him some pictures of your truck that has all the parts added onto it that we can put on the Facebook page. So everybody get laugh. We don't need this stuff. We just need to know what it was. So just tell us before you put it in your room. I just want to see the pictures of Sean's truck and we need to put it on our Facebook page. John clevelandwolfshow.com and also if you'd like to make a donation to pimping DJ Pre K s ride there is a gofundme there like Timothy Lab. You're just did $100. Wow. Timothy. Thank you. $100 DJ 100 bucks. We're to 425. Pretty strong. Pretty strong. Pretty strong. Looks like he'll be getting a free mixtape. Looks like Jeff in Arkansas. What city? Springdale. Oh seven Yukon to know. Are we still on the keg up there? Yes, sir. Okay. Somebody asked me that yesterday and I thought we'd been on the keg for years. I mean it wouldn't be a radio station in Arkansas if It wasn't called KKG07 Yukon Denali with 167,000 miles. How nice. Average, rougher, clean. And I don't mean Arkansas nice. I mean like with everybody's opinion, it's. It's average. I actually bought it off a lady that had three kids and two dogs. What the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China? Well, it's rough interior. Okay. Okay. That's what you're trying to say. Woman driven isn't always great. Does five grand buy it? Man. I tell you what, I'll upload it. Upload it. Let's go. Let's buy it. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemethevin.com diesel trucks. We're paying too much for diesel trucks. Especially new body Ford trucks and half ton Ford trucks. Ford trucks are hot when they're new body. If you've got a 17, 18, 16, 15 diesel power stroke Ford truck will really pay a lot for those. Diesels across the board are hot. Go to givetheven.com load them up. We'll be right back. I am a person today. I am a king tomorrow. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. You know how much whiskey you can buy with it? I gotta start getting paid for this stuff now. John Clay Wolf. I am a peasant Today I am a king tomorrow I see a little silhouette of a man. It's got the movie. Hey, what's what, what. What's the one where he's yelling get like I'm tired of getting in trouble or something. What's that called? This is Uncle Norman drops that we've got from bugging the offices this week. Not bugging, miking, microphoning. Where he gets angry here. Yeah. So this, I don't know, I lose it. This is the last time I want to listen to these meetings and to try splitting hairs in here and that. Use. All use. Uncle Norman, if you're listening, Colin, I'd like to. I'd like to understand what you were so upset about. Splitting hairs and all this BS and the meetings that you're not going to sit in anymore. My budget got crazy. Yeah, he's fixing to wow, Clay. A 14 ram half ton layer. No, three quarter ton layer me. Diesel leather nav. Does it have a roof? No, sir. No roof. Everything but the roof. Okay. Long B or short store average. Rough or clean? Clean. Does 30 grand bite? Probably not. It's seven seventy thousand mile eight year old rig. Right. I like it though. Yeah. Clean. Got a leveling kit on it. Do you want to sell it? I'm probably going to. We're looking at getting something different. You're the first person to call. Just go load it into give me the vin.com and get a little further in the process. And I don't want to negotiate with a guy that's not ready. And I don't. I feel in my heart you're not ready. You're just. You're just smelling around. No matter what I say, you're not ready to do something now. And I like. I like negotiating with live bullets. If you just want to. If you want an insurance policy, just go to givemetheven.com. it'll throw a number at you. And you run that around town and show it to everybody and say this is what I got from them. Beat it. Because that's how it works. Uncle Roy in the house. You need to get up on the mic. We need to talk. We got a lot to talk about. He's got a mouthful of. What's he eating? Donuts. Oh, Shipley's donuts. Hey, Connie, if you're listening, please pull 200 out of JD Ryan's check for next week. Add a 13F 150XL. If he's going to use our our stage to pro to do sidebar. That's all right. Pull 200 bucks out. I got 500 for the plug. Endorsements 13F150XL with 83 super cab, two wheel drive. Ed. Ed. 10 grand. 10 grand? Yeah. 10 grand. Might buy that. Then go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Gordon, Pecos, Goodmile, Laramie. Go to. I bid too many diesels and I want to buy them all. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up. But send pictures. Everybody listening? Send pictures with the submission so we can see what we're looking at. We pay more with pictures. If you want to go on a date with some girl, she doesn't send any pictures. Are you really going to show up? No. No. All right, Gordon, you got it. Yeah. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Roy, what's up? Except, see, Roy's a soul man. He eases on in. He's gonna take his time. He gonna do it right. Good morning, Uncle Roy. Good morning. Good morning. What have you been doing today, sir? Listen not to all y'. All, Sir. Snitched me out. Who's the snitch. What? Did that surprise you? Really did. I thought I had a partner over there and she's snitching on me. No, I put. I, I. What are you talking about? I put him. I put mics in the office over there. I know. Now, see, now what's happening is he's wondering what else he said. Well, there was stuff on there that obviously I couldn't put on the. The air. So we were careful about it. We were trying to do it in good spirit. I appreciate it. How's Nor. How's Norman taking it? Oh, he's good. He just called me. He didn't know how he get on the airport. Play that long clip again. I want. I want to understand what's going on here in this. Let. We'll. We'll let Roy. But have you heard the clip of when you. Yeah, I thought maybe I need to come up here and explain all that. Okay, well, go ahead and explain it. Then we'll play what should we play it first? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. You knew that cable's on there. You should have cut that cable off. The only thing that I can't do is take the horse to the water. I cannot make him drink. You don't have to make it drink. Just cut the table and turn loose. Turn horse loose. Thanks. But my thing is I had to quit eating dinner. Bought me a goddamn state dinner. And I had to quit and go find this heaven. I'm so sorry. I won't make that. But I will make it up for you. And it cost me $40. How much? Because I had to beg son to come over there with the lockout and he ain't got no gas, so I had to put some gas in. I don't figure. No, no, listen. Listen to me. I had to get him out of the highway and 30 and 12. Why? Because he has a flat tire. He drove the car for miles like he didn't know. But then when I get in there, he look at me. I am on the. No, I had to get him under the bridge because he couldn't take the song either. Like a water. So. And be careful in your explanation about the fella y' all are talking about. The. The runner carry. Let's preserve his innocence. Besides, he didn't want to mess his nails up. All right, so what was all that about? He had a flat on the way to Dallas. Okay. Why didn't he change his own tire? Well, you know, he ain't gonna mess his nails up. So, you know, he drove to Norman. Come down there and, you know, rest him, cutie. He drove the car. That's what number said? I don't know. Normal. Said he drove it for miles. On a flat. On a flat. Okay. But anyway, Norman gave him a car at the auction. Okay? What he didn't do, he didn't cut the stern. Cut the cable off in the stern wheel. Oh, with the keys. Yeah, the key cable. So him and his. Let me explain. So when. When the cars get checked into our deal at the auction, they put a thin little cable around them to keep the keys from getting stolen. Around the. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So Norman sent him out on the road with the cable around the key. So there's no way for the guy to take the keys out. So he just let him go, you know, with the cable on it. Yeah. So about 7:30, I guess I get a phone call, right? I'm locked out, Roy. Well. Well, no. When he gave me this car and he didn't take the cable off and I went in Walmart and locked the door and I can't get back in. I said, what do you mean you lock? Well, the key fob is on the cable and blah, blah, blah. So I'm gonna buy it. I hear. I'm eating steak. I had a new one with me too. I had a new one with me. We were just finishing up dinner. Yeah. And I had to quit. So I say, where are you I'm at Marlock and I20. I get to Marlock and I20, I don't find him. He said, well, let me give you address. I say, where are you? I know this place like I know the back of my hand. He said, I'm at the neighborhood Walmart on my life. He said, yeah. I said, it's Mansfield, you know, Then I had to drive all the way to Mansfield to find it. Then, you know, I, you know, it got rough after the end. I saw him coming across the parking lot. You know, him and his girl. Yeah. Then I had to sit and wait till Sean come. On the way over there, he crying. Man, I might run out of gas. I might run out again. Oh, my God. Here I go. That's another $40. So how much did I spend in labor on this? On this flat tire? Should we just join aaa? I was gonna say triple A is about a couple hundred bucks a year. All right. Three hours. It sounds like we've got four. Four grown ass men at whatever per hour, plus fuel, plus plus vehicles changing tires and a lost steak dinner and a lost state and a busted date. He has a new one. That's, you know, that's important. Yeah, you know, that's the punch. Oh, they think I'm. They think I'm gonna call 247 anyway, so, you know, they just call me anytime of night. Like I don't have a life. I'm the only one got a life. That Norman gets real passionate listening to those recordings. He's a passionate Latin Latin man, is he not? I am a peasant today. I am a king tomorrow. Crystal. Good morning. Yes, good morning. I hope you're enjoying our little diddy. Yeah, I'm actually driving my husband's truck and this came up and I was like, whoa. Pretty interesting things, guys. Talk about 13 Lexus GS350 with 70,000 miles, leather roof. Nav is. What color is it? Black. Black. Average, rough or clean? I'm sorry, say that again. Average, rough or clean condition? Clean. What city in Texas? Lake way. Oh, down in Austin. Ish. Yes. I. I bought it in Houston. I lived in Houston, moved to Austin two years ago. 15 grand. 15 grand? 15 grand. Do I own. Do I own a 70, 000 mile Lexus? No, I actually got a higher bid on it. What? See, Is it an F Sport? No. Does it have. He has 350. It's a GS 350. Where did you get a higher bid on it? I want to say Carmax. It was one of those car places in Austin. Well, here's the deal. If we don't beat a Carmax offer, then we owe you a check for a hundred dollars. So do this. Go to givemetheven.com, take a picture. They give you a piece of paper with that offer on it right when you went there, and take a picture of that piece of paper, send it in with your submission. And if we don't give you more money for that car than what they offer, then I'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Have my signature on it, send it right to your house. All right? Okay. Thank you. That goes for anybody. If I don't beat a Carmax offer, a written Carmax offer, and you, you show us the offer and give us a chance to beat it. That's the key word. Yes. You have to give us a chance. I'm paying you a hundred dollars for last. Look. Don't go to the computer. And the computer says 13. And Carmax said 13, too. And you say, oh, where's my hundred? It give me my cash. No, hang on. They may have seen something that I'm not seeing because they got the opportunity to see it in person. You took two hours to go jack with them and let them sniff the seats on it, where we're just looking at a VIN number. Sure. Send me a picture of that offer letter. If I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars across the nation. Anybody that's listening to this across the nation, if I don't beat a Carmax offer, I send you a check for 100 bucks. Go to givemetheven.com okay. 09 this that. There's a lot of cars on here. Hang on just a second. Norman. Yes, sir. What are you doing? Well, I don't know, John. I got surprised me here, you know, I, I, I, I, I, I hear things. I hear things, too. I hear what you're saying about me. Anything that I say, and you back, my friend, I will tell you to your friend. Okay, well, the good news is I have audio to prove that. I mean, good. I just want to elaborate a little bit about the tire situation. Okay? Okay. The tiger situation. Nevertheless, Gary is the title man when I talk about titles. And titles for me means money. So I put a base to the guy to get it down anyway. Right? But anyway, he could have changed on tire. Yeah, he could. Yeah. Because if I was me, that I was coming down, down the road, I got a tire. Well, I had to do it. Why didn't he change his own tire? Well, I don't know. I guess that he has some issues too. I don't know. The people you hire around tire defense. One is white. He wants to be black. And the other one is male, wants to be female. But hey, they all work. They're all professionals. I love them all. I. I help everybody who comes along. And that's it. We're an equal opportunity employer. Absolutely. I mean, look. Look at who runs the company. Who. Who runs the whole company. A Mexican woman? Yep. True or false. And we saved you. We saved you from a hurricane. We brought you you. We smuggled you in from Puerto Rico. Well, me. You took me out of Puerto Rico, you shaved me. And then you taught me how to speak English. And you didn't do a very good job at it. All right, thanks, Norman. We got to go to break. Remember, if you want to sell your car, go to giveme the vi.com. if we don't beat the carmax offer, we'll give you 100 bucks. And if you just want to put your life license plate number in our system. Click license plate and it will decode the VIN automatically. Be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf show. Roy, I know you need to go. I gotta bid this car real quick. Philip Dallas 56000 mile 09 VW EOS 56000 miles. Is it a comfort or lux? Comfort. Comfort. Okay. Average MMR, which is like our be like Zillow is $4,500. How much is yours? Yeah, that's not gonna buy. What buys it. 75. I can't make that work. I think I go five though. I might go 55. If 55 will buy it, put it in. Give me the vin.com. if you got to have retail for it, run it ad on craigslist. But please don't get injured because I've heard that a lot of people wind up in the trunks the craigslist. Crazy. Roy. Yes, sir. So what were you saying? I need some drivers. You need drivers? I need drivers. I need about three. You need three drivers for what? For what transport calls point A to point B. Where from? The west Texas, the east Texas, South Texas, North Texas, the north Texas region. So they need to be. They'll be based out of the Fort Worth office. Fort Worth office. Okay, go to jobsgivemetheven.com Now I'm going to forward these to you. Yes, sir. And when I do, I never get any response. Do you get them? I get them. Okay. Do you call the folks Y. Oh, so you need Three drivers and give them a quick rundown of what your week's like. All right. I pay $10 an hour. Punch in time, 8 o'. Clock. You get paid from the time you punch in at the time you punch out. I thought these are contract drivers, not employees. It sounds like employees. No, they contract drivers. I call them if I need work. Okay. And you know, basically every day you get a call, they're punching in. Yeah, I need to look at that. All right, so. So you need drivers, they'll be running. They'll be running all around Dallas, Fort Worth. Delivering cars, picking up cars, moving cars. Yes. What's the perfect person that you found that does the best? The perfect one I found. Like give me the. A stencil of a person that's like. Like, this is my guy. All you got to do, don't think, just do what I tell you. You don't have to do no thinking, just do what I tell you. If anything go wrong, I got the blame. Is it a 20 year old kid or is it a 70 year old man? Is it what? What's perfect? It's a 65Y old lady. That's the one. She's perfect. That's a sweet spot. She's perfect. She's perfect. She's perfect. Okay, go to jobs. Give me the vin.com. but I don't discriminate the age. All have to do. Just do what I tell them. I say it, that's it. Now, when they try to jive talk you on where they are and in the traffic and the hours in this, how does that work out? That don't work. Good, because I'll catch you. That's my job. That is my job. You're like Wilford Brumley from the firm. Yeah. The worst thing you do is lie to me. You don't have to lie to me. You know you want to stop off at the bar, Stop off at the bar, get you a sandwich or something, just tell me. Don't say you picking up a car and I catch you down to seven left. You heard it here first folks, right? The man has intuition. We'll be back in a second. Give me the vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after this. Space Force is actually happening. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Time has come to establish the United States Space Force. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio. They've got plans. They're finding money. Michael Bay is on board to direct the whole thing now. John Clay Wolf. What the hell is this? David Bowie. Oh yes, great. Which one is it? Starman. So I never heard it. Love it. I picked up this song on a Ben Stiller movie a couple years ago. Did you ever see there The Secret Life of Walter M. God, it's good. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Raider Jenny, what have you. What are you holding? You want to talk about what the. The bumper was about there? The Space force that you. They were creating. Did you read it? No, I know nothing. Vice President Pence laid out an ambitious plan Thursday that would begin creating a military command dedicated to space and establish Star War. I'm sorry. Space Force as the sixth branch of the. Well, this isn't really new. Didn't we have. Didn't Reagan do Star Wars? I mean some kind of things? No, no, not at all. No. NASA is about exploring. This is about protecting. It was Missile Command two different worlds. Basically. That was a video game. That was a video game. Anyway Pence warned the advanced limbo on here. Keep talking. Okay. Potential adversaries are making and issued what amounted to call to arms to preserve the military's dominance in space. Now is this. I know both you. I know both Tyroleans and Baba are both rolling their eyes. Why is this a really bad idea? Shouldn't we be controlling. Shouldn't we be protecting our world from. From aliens? What? No. Aliens. I'm not. You listen, not aliens, but about, you know, lower. Just. Yeah. Rush Limbo. What do you think? Rush has got it. I'm out. Not aliens. John David Ryan. Yes, Rush. That's the most intelligent thing you've said since 1985. Shut up. I got caught. I think it's a great idea. It's this power drink. I'm drinking Rush Limbo everybody. No, I think low orbit satellites. If one considers the classical references to what we all know. What happened on Tatooine. What? Tatooine in Star Wars. I gotcha. Evil galactic empire. That's not what we're talking about. This isn't so far fetched. How is this any different than when you look at the villains in the real world today? Like Nancy Pelosi. There you go. And then Obama. Yeah, killery, right? I think we need a space force we're not talking about worst comes to worse and follow me here because I've been watching watching politics for a little while. You have been from here in the golden chair, the golden microphone, the excellence in broadcasting network. If we can't use a Space Force to fight in space. Right. We can send Nancy Pelosi. Oh, no. And Barack Hussein Obama. And Killery as diplomats talk to the Galactic Empire. I think we should bring that basketball player too. The cross dresser. What's his name? Darth Vault. Dennis Rodman. Send him with him. It's just him and Hillary. It's all the same. I think, you know, if. If Bill Hicks. Well, let's reverse that. If Alex Jones is actually Bill Hicks. Oh, my God. I think Dennis Rodman might be Darth Maul. Matt with this Dodge Demon. Hang tight. I gotta grab a. I gotta bust this guy's balls. I had a buddy of mine coming in this morning sitting on the show. Show. He's all starred out now. He's all big deal because he's a guitar player from Miranda Lambert for the past decade or so. That's pretty cool. I went to elementary school, high school with him and he played in Houston last night. I was like, hey, come in the studio. And he overslept. Some things haven't changed in your life. You're still undependable. Some things have not changed. He's a rock star. Dude. They don't have a schedule. Rock stars are like. This is like topless dancers. This is early, early morning for somebody who plays in a band. So what was your night last night? Ale Sweden of the Miranda Lambert Band. It actually wasn't even a big party or anything. It was just. I just couldn't sleep. Well, what did you do? Like, so last night you played Houston? Yeah, we played the Woodlands Pavilion and I had six guests, all, you know, family members. And then took a shower, hung around our little Airstream for a while and went to bed. And I just couldn't sleep. I don't know why. So you sleep on the bus going from Houston to Dallas last night? Yeah. And you wake up at the venue this morning? That's how this deal works. Like a carny at the fair. That's it. I'm a carny and carney with a guitar. And you wake up this morning in Dallas and what are you doing in Dallas today? Just. We got sound check at 3. And I got my family coming today, so I got a. Where is she playing in Dallas? This is the plug. This is the plug opportunity or whatever they call it now. Dos Equis Pavilion. Dos Equis Pavilion. Now y' all are playing Starplex tonight? Yeah, and be here. Well, Hook, I haven't got any backstage passes or any invites. I'm plugging your stuff for free. I would expect something you know what? You should come and go take one from my mom. Hey, man, I took one from your mom years ago. I never told you about it. Boy, here's the line. You've never seen his mom? I never have. That'll get you in. You know what I like about Alex the most is I had. I know his mom and his sister. Okay. His sister's actually good looking. Well, Alex been good talking. He was worried I was going to ask personal questions about Miranda. Hello. Miranda up? Nope. So, Alex, how. How's your life as a guitar rock star on the hottest. I mean, you know, I was talking to my wife about it. She said I was like, miranda Lambert's, like, bigger than we realize. And she's like, she's not as big as Carrie Underwood. I said, I bet she is. She is. I don't know. What. I don't know how you measure big. I guess by ticket sales. Ticket sales, record sales. I mean, what's a bigger country act than y', all, right? I don't know. I mean, I know you don't look at it like that. You're humble, but, I mean, would y' all be top five touring country acts right now? No. I honestly don't even know how many people were at Cynthia woods last night. I was probably 14. 15,000. Yeah. That's a lot. And that's about what Starplex holds, I think. That's a big country. Starplex is small. You know what's weird is I used to see shows here when I was a kid, and it looked a lot bigger. It's way smaller than most of these amphitheaters now. Does this stuff all start running together? I mean, you're. You're living your dream. You know, I remember when you had the electric owl neon above your head in your house playing. Learning to play the guitar in fourth grade. And now you're the leads. You're the lead acts for the hottest country act in. In the world. So top four country acts this year are. Blake Shelton, Miranda Lambert, Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryant. Wow. I mean, he's so. He's up there. Alex, you made it. You know, it just goes to show you, you can. Even if you are, you know, bisexual, you can still hit it big. Stop. This guy's. He's got money to get lawyers now, John, if you can't bust your balls, I can't wait to call in again. Yeah, really? Exactly. Our first and last time talking to him. He's the one. One with the red guitar. So, yeah, I'm the one with the red guitar. So now what? Tell me about your show. Y' all talk cars a lot, right? We talk cars a lot. We've got a. We got a guy. If you've turned it on 92.5. When we hang up, I'm gonna grab Matt. He's got a 16 Dodge Demon. Have you seen those Demons? The new ones? Yeah. That's a boom. We're gonna try to buy it. Hang on. Let's. I'm gonna put you on hold. We. We'll see what Matt will take for it. Hang on a second. How he ended up with Miranda. How do you. Matt in Bedford? Yeah, that's me. 16 Dodge Demon with 2,000 miles in black. Yes, sir. Does 90,000 buy it. I'll load it up on the site. I think I'll take 90 for it. Okay. I want to buy it. Do you want to. I'll go ahead. If you want to sell it, I want to buy it, and we'll turn it in. Do you have it? Do you have a title or a payoff? Nice. Paid off. Okay, I'll bring you a check, and we'll do it today. If you want to run it over here today, I can get you checked today. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. All right. So, Alex, that's what we do. That's awesome. So if. If. Wow. If he brings the car over, then I can bring it to Dallas, since you're gonna hook me all up with backstage passes and everything, and let me play the drums with Miranda for a song. And then I'll let you drive the car tomorrow. You can get here real fast, too. Do you have people call in and talk about, like, you know, there's. Everyone's always come, you know, fighting with the Mustangs and the Camaro. Camaros. You have that kind of banner on your. A little bit. And. And the diesel guys, they get real passionate. Real passionate. They're worse than the Mustangs and Camaros. Hey. Alex was so poor as a. As a child. He grew up so rough as a child. Yes, because, you know, like, he. He was like an orphan. And then he got adopted, and he had to work at fast food restaurants just to make his. To buy his textbooks. Okay. And that's why his dad bought him a 67 Corvette in high school. Wow. Okay. 68. I'm sorry I missed it. Dude, what a shame. Hey, there's a guy trying to sell us a yellow 68 with 75,000 right now. That's really nice. He wants, like, 30 grand for it. Now, I didn't. I didn't think it was worth that much. I don't know what those cars are worth. Oh, I thought you were saying 35,000. Yeah, that's. Yes. No, he's got 75,000 miles. 30 grand. That sounds about right. Do you want it? No, I don't have three grand. Oh, stop, please. Oh, wait, wait, wait. What. What numbers there? Two. Number. Fourth in the country. Number three, actually. He can't string three grand together. No. Well, then you think we're splitting that pot even. There you go. Good talking to you, man. Call me later. All right, you too. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. That was Alex Whedon, Miranda Lambert's guitarist. We're back in a minute. Remember, they're playing at Starplex in Dallas tonight. So I don't know if it's sold out. If it's not, go see them. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. Was I too hard on my boy Alex when he called him? You weren't. If it was a regular interview, I would say yes. Because he's your high school buddy? No, elementary. Elementary school. We're on the same soccer team in third grade. Yeah. So no, you got. You've got some rights as a old time high school, elementary school buddy to bust him. I did not make it with his mom. I'd like to clear that up. Yeah, you did kind of mention that. You threw that out. He had the hot mom. He had the hot mom mom. I mean, I'm not kidding. The mom. Yeah. Stacy's mom has got it going on. It was Alex's mom. That falls under the Charlie Murphy rule, I think, if it's mean, but it's funny, you go for the money. I was gonna ask him, but he. We had to go to break and he's gone now, probably never coming back. How did he meet Miranda Lambert? I mean, how did he become lead guitarist? They were. He was in a band called Honey Brown. Honey Brown out of Austin. And they all opened for Miranda way back. And like a year after that, her dad called him just out of nowhere, said, hey, I'm. Da da. Do you remember the. When y' all opened for us, you know, a year ago? He's like, yeah, yeah. He said, would you like to audition? Would you like to be Miranda's guitarist? And he's like, yeah, I'd love to audition. He said, no, I'm not asking if you'd like to audition, would you like to be Miranda's guitarist? I. I don't need an audition. I've watched. Yeah, that was it. Boom. That was. Hello 10 years ago. I mean, what are the chances? Miranda's stories too. She was a beer tub girl in a place called Love and War in Texas. Little. Little bar place. And she got discovered out of that. Literally. She was doing. She would do the beer thing and she'd go up on stage and sing. And somebody saw. Somebody from a record label saw her one night. Really? Once you come to Nashville, we'll talk pretty well, you never know. You never know. You never know. 8008-172348-00800 radio. The guy with the Dodge Demon. I'm serious as a heart attack. I'll write you check for 90,000 this morning. Because I'd like to play with that car tomorrow on Sunday before I figure out what I'm gonna do with it. If anybody has any fancy cars, we love them. Lambos, Ferraris, all that heavy stuff. Exotics, McLarens. We buy them. We buy. Obviously most of what we buy are normal cars. People think you drive all the cool stuff. It's. You do drive some of them, but some of them scare you. I never drive any. When's the last time you saw me in a cool car? That. What was that? It wasn't that long ago. It was a demon. Yeah, maybe it was a demon. Yeah, you had that yellow demon. That was six months ago. Okay. All right. Yeah. And I actually bought. I ordered that car new is under my name. I bought it brand new. And then I had. I just never driving that fancy stuff. I just don't want to wreck it. Yeah, that's. That's the concern. Even if you don't do it, somebody else could do it to you. Yeah, you know, our insurance, it's just. It just gets tricky. You screw one of those cars up, it's going to create an insurance problem that I really don't want to deal with. Hey remember, if your Uncle Roy is looking for some. Give me the VIN drivers for the Dallas Fort Worth Area Office. So go to go to jobsmetheven.com and also southern California. We're going to need some drivers in Southern California to start running cars to Fontana from the greater LA and San Diego area area. So load that up as well. What's DJ Prek's his Pimp My Ride. Currently our fundraiser on GoFundMe. Which by the way, you can join in at the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. Is $425. Our most recent donor was Timothy Labier at 100 bucks. That's nice. 425 bucks. And our goal was 1500. So every dollar in. We're raising money for DJ Pre K to put a pimp is right. Pimp his ride. He bought a 1990 Cadillac and he wants to put a Gucci top. Gucci top, Daytona wheels. Just. Just. Hey, do we still have that Brian Wilson did a rap song clip? Yes. Is it just terrible? Oh, it's terrible. It starts off really terrible. He's doing like a beach Boy medley type deal. I think it gets better towards the internally. You know, Brian Wilson being Brian. He literally wrote a hook into the late part of the clip. Clip that we've got. I'll probably gong it before. Stop it. Yeah, you can pretty much stop right now. Is that real? This is real. It's really Brian Wills. My name is Brian and I'm the man. I write hit songs with the wave of my hand. Songs of surf and sun and sand. I make great music with my band. Songs you dance to and songs. Do you remember when the. The man and woman preachers did the. Did the racially charged rap about. I can't say it and I. I don't. I can't even put it on our Facebook page because it'll get me in trouble. Y' all don't remember. Jesus Christ is my brother. Okay, you remember that one? Nope. Jesus Christ is my brother. But they use the bad word. I get it. And they did it straight faced. It was terrible. It sounds just like this. You never heard it? Yeah. Oh, it was awful. And. Or the super bowl shuffle by the Chicago Bears. It was equally as bad. And this. But Brian Wilson's kind of a big deal in music. Well, he's. He's a little screwed up in the head. And this proves it right here. This was done in 91 though. When he had. That makes sense. When he had no money. The brother had no money. Can you hear the hook at the end though? I mean, it still sucks, girls. You've got a great attitude, Derek. A 2012 Frontier crew cab with 170, 000 miles on it. Average, rough or clean? Average. Does five grand buy it? No, I was looking for about six. I probably buy it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Absolutely. Thank you. Thank you. And remember this. If we don't beat a CarMax offer. GiveMeTheEven.com we owe you 100 bucks. And that doesn't mean just a quick hit off the computer. That means send us a picture of your CarMax offer. And if we don't beat it, then we will mail you a check for a hundred dollars. So you'll either get more money from us or the other. You win if you forge the offer letter. There's little marks on there that we know how to look at. We. We typically don't call them out like. Like I had a manager bring me one. Hey dude, this is obviously a fake CarMax offer. Right? Right. What do you mean to tell him? I said just. Just tell him that we don't think. Cuz you don't want to say that we caught you lying. Why? Because then they'll get offended. Yeah, but they're lying. Yeah, but it's just fraud. I would just rather ignore it than argue. I argue enough. I got you. I have to argue with Bob. I have to argue with Turley. I have to argue with you. I don't want to argue with. Don't argue with me. But yeah, the car makes the all offers their little things like. Well, like a hundred dollar bill. Those little watermarks. Yeah, that throw there. Yeah. Kevin. O4F250 with 99. Is it leather? Cloth? Cloth. Long? Better. Short? Long. XL or xlt? Xlt sounds like an xl. Okay. Does it have rubber mats or carpet? It's got carpet, four wheel drive. So it's got a six liter in it. Is it giving you any problem? Problems? None. Because those things have given me a lot of problems. All depends. I need to see it. Give me some pictures loaded into the website. I'm thinking 10,000. That's not a quote, but that's what I'm thinking. Okay, fair enough. We'll get a lot of that. Thanks man. 800. 800 radio. And if I said 10,000? He went to Carmax and they gave him 10, 5. He says you owe me a hundred dollars. No, I don't. I don't owe you nothing. Send me a picture of it. Give me an opportunity to beat it. And if I don't beat it, I owe you $100. Just to clarify. Right. And you have some cool cars. We talk about the cool cars you get every week. What's the one car that somebody says just the name you go, oh, every time. Is there. Is there a brand? Not a brand. No, no, no, not a brand. Not even Tesla? No, not anymore. I'll buy some Teslas. We always lose money on them. It's just like fun at this point. It's so ridiculous. Tesla. Tesla is such a freak show. That Stock. I don't even, don't even get me started. Elon Musk and this hustle that he runs and you know the thing going up like a billion dollars last week in value because he mentioned taking it private. I don't just what old jags. Yeah, I go, okay that before Ford, but I mean just those older XJs. Nothing you do with them. All right, we got 30 seconds left. We're leaving the Buzz and ZPs and two other stuff stations. You can go to John Claywolf.com and click Listen live right at the top. Right at the top. And catch the next hour or you can go to the podcast at John Clay Wolf and hit itunes or whatever. So the next hour is on 90% of the stations, but about 10% don't take the next hour. And if you'd like to call the program directors at those stations and give them hell and talk them into take in the next hour, do that for us. Save me a lot of time. Back to the arguing. I just gave up. Let the. Let the listeners call and scream out of bed. We'll be right back. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Russia announced that actor Steven Seagal has been named a special cultural representative between Russia and the United states. Call in 800-800-RADIO. The announcement was released directly to DVD. And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf. I got some crazy emails from the people on the jobs thing. Really? Like what? Just odd people or random actions? Random. Wild. Too much details. My wife left me and blah blah, blah. What do you think about the Red Bull astronaut jumping from. I thought it was pretty cool. Yeah, I did too. I wonder how, I wonder how he gets paid. Does he get paid? Does he get paid going up? In other words, he ought to get paid a shitload going up. Well, you can't say s load on the FCC air. Well, I'm sorry. Well, I had to dump it so every restarting. So what do you think about the Red Bull astronaut jump from space? I thought it was. Yeah. Mike. A 15 forte with 54,000 miles worth. About seven grand. I think that'll buy. That'll buy. Load it up. Load it up. Let's look. Let's look. Go to givemetheven.com 800 800-7234. Is the call in number an S load. An S load. Randy, what do you think about an S load? Are you a little S load. I can't try to stay away from them when I can, you know, I mean squirrels. Those Little loaded squirrels. Yeah, you guys out some size. That's just a obstacle to you, you know, that can ruin our whole weekend. Right? Right. I mean, who's going to sell lighter fluid to a chipmunk? What are you talking about? It's the only way you get off your fur, genius. I didn't know that. Damn it. I never had fur. I don't know how you get it. You get lighter fluid out in this part of the. Of the world. Yes, I know. You're broadcasting live in Hamburg and Thailand. All over the world. All over the world. But in this part of the world that is wet is wet rain. I've been out in it. Well, yeah, you're a chipmunk. That's what you do. Well, I mean, you can only handle the inside of a Subway for so long. Yeah, you know. Yeah, I guess. What a bunch of fine Emmy award winners they've got in there. Really? Yeah, me and my friend Rusty. Yeah, he's Chipmunk. Yep. We hung out in Subway all day on Wednesday and Thursday and half a Friday. Now, when you say Subway, you mean the sandwich shop? Yeah. Okay. But not the real Subway. Not the. There's a fake Subway. Yeah. How's that? We're down here at Gilligan's. Oh, Gilligan's. Yeah, Gilligan's pretty good. They're good sandwiches. Yeah. But you know, it's not like being located near a bank where you get, you know, executives and, you know, executive assistants. There's food. Yeah. Astronauts, movie stars. It's just most guys work at the tire shop, you know. Right. So they're not the most giving if you're trying to panhandle. Oh, you're painting in Fort Worth, Texas, usa. I got you. Yeah. Tire shop guys. Not the ideal clientele. I was standing on a corner down here the other day, just off the interstate. Yep. Where the. You know where Cherry street is, right? Yeah, Cherry Street. My God. The curb was just running. It was like a river. Yesterday afternoon I looked. I swear to God, I looked down, I saw a carp go by a car. A carp? I don't think so. Yeah, no, it's four feet long. No, I know a carp when I say one. All right. And I stepped away from the curb. Did you? Yeah. Because a carp what will eat your ass. Thank you, Randy. Yeah. Stay dry, everybody. Right, buddy. See you. So, in other news, Alex Jones is off Facebook, off YouTube and Apple, iTunes. They pulled him off. Is it a First amendment issue? Well, it's not an fcc. Government regulated media, in my opinion. So they can do whatever the hell they want. That's true, but it's a. Is it when. Stop right there. Okay. Is it a FCC owned airway? No. Then I don't. I mean, if it's private enterprise Amendment. So that would be a government issue. Not even fcc. He's talking about being censored. But for these people to say, I don't want you in my business. I don't want to sell Cheetos anymore. All Cheetos off the shelves. You're right. You have a right to do that. Absolutely. He's just saying he's. He's pulling out Second Amendment. Was the Second Amendment or is that guns first First Amendment. You see? I see how educated I am. J.D. the historian, everybody. First Amendment. He's pulling Betsy Ross right here. Technically, he's not. No, it's not a First Amendment issue. Thank you very much. There is a big difference between the principle of free speech, the actual legal statute of freedom of throwing that around like. Yes, you're right, it's not. My Cheetos example is a good one. A very good one, actually. Hostess cupcakes. You know what I think? You want me to blow your mind wide open? Yeah, blow me, Bob. I think it's bad. What? I think it's bad. Oh. I think we fear that. That we do not understand or agree with. And I think them turning him off is kind of yellow. So they don't want. Here's the problem. Oh, go ahead, say this. So for those that know who Alex Jones is, this is the guy that says these crazy things. He's saying the chemicals are making people gay, folks. It's making the frogs gay. Two thirds of the frogs down in Houston are bisexual. Every major western country heavily involved in 9, 11. It took me about a year with Sandy Hook to come to grips with the fact that the whole thing was fake. The attacks in Orlando were a false flag terror attack. Sometimes I hear my show and it sounds like the most powerful talk radio I've ever heard. Other times it sounds like a monkey doing you know what with a football. That's to most of us is how you sound all the time. The Sandy Hook was the kicker. Yeah, the Sandy Hook was the kicker. You can't do that. That's too stupid. Yeah, well, all those. Remember, he's an actor. He can print it. He can put it on the Internet. He can keep doing his podcast. There's. He's not censored. He's not censored. These specific chains of stores. Don't want to carry his product anymore. Open your own store. Us making a decision to talk about him or not talk about him. We chose at this moment to talk about him, but tomorrow we don't. And that's not censorship. That's just making other choices. Yeah. It's not saying the Internet's not saying we're not going to allow your podcast. That would be censorship. It's not the government doing it. It's not a first arrival. But. But the, the idea of censorship is what Bob was talking about. You know, I saw don't be crazy Glenn Beck do about a 15 minute diatribe on this the other day. And I, and I agreed with. And Glenn Beck. You agreed with. Glenn Beck despises Alex Jones as much as anybody. You know, do we, you know, do we turn off things that we disagree with just because we disagree with him? And you and I had this conversation already this week, J.D. yes. You equated Alex Jones lying like a mug to the purple monkeys in wizard of Oz because they're not real. Well, that's obvious fiction. I said that. Alex Jones. That's a good point. I said Alex Jones is a show. And I don't believe the. The monkeys actually flew in wizard of Oz either. If you believe Alex Jones, you're a little bit of a nut too. Right? It's a show. He's crazy. It's a shtick. You can't deny that the heart than it does. But it does harm. Because there are people that believe in flying monkeys. Correct. Yeah. John's just going to walk. And for the record, he's still on the Google Play Store, by the way. Oh, Infowars is still on the Google Play Store. So where there's money to be made. Absolutely. They're still willing to learn. Turley had a guy that worked for him for a good friend of his work for him and he just said he was just an absolute. Well, you. I don't want to speak for you. Yeah. Alex is in an absolute nut job. Job. Real. The guy that worked for you. Yes. There's a guy that worked as Alex Jones. Producer. Producer. Now I follow you. He was in it. He actually was an intern. He's a comedian that was locally here for a while too. So this isn't a shtick. This is real. Alex is really a nut. It's shtick. But he also is also crazy. Yes. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's schtick. But he's really crazy. He thinks people are constantly looking at him, watching him. You do this long enough and you start believing, leaving your Own. And he doesn't trust anybody in his office. He thinks everybody's miked. I mean, it's. Yeah, it was like pretty intense. That's how Norman feels. He is. Government's always out to get him. Yeah, it's. So there's the nut job. But his other stuff is shtick. He plays it up. I mean, he takes. It's like a caricature. He takes a little something. That's true. And he takes it way. Oh, yes. Way over the top. Summer's over. Tribute to mom. I see that on my list here. What's that all about? Yeah, you may or may not get this. Depends on how you spent your summer vacations as a kid. There are things that moms say on vacation. And a comedian. I can't remember her name. Did a great little 30 second diatribe about all this stuff that moms say on vacation. It's 6:05am let's go. We gotta go. It's vacation. I wanna relax. Bring the Mace spray. Someone saw a bear. You gotta drink water. Who brought the cola? 1 cheese on that burger. It's vacation. I'm not doing laundry. I was ready to go down to the beach. I'm not packing a lot. Just stands hot. Careful on the sand. It's hot. Take your shoes off. When you come in, you drag it in the sand. Got the bug spray. Weatherman's wrong again. You paid a lot of money to be wrong, I'll tell you that much. Let's go play Scattergories. Saw a coyote here four years ago. You gotta be careful. You're blinking eye. It's August. That's my. That was my mom. I mean, that sounds like the Jersey shore vacation. It does. Yeah. That was like. What's her name? Soprano talking to most of the time. Yeah, she got me on like nine of those things that she said. Man, they saw coyote four years ago. You better be careful. We have. We have a. I've seen a lot of coyotes in towns. What's weird? Where my. Where I live now or where I'm fixing to live. Coyotes. Yeah, within the city limits. Really? Isn't that odd? NFL preseason rookies Baker Mayfield and Saquon Barkley. Yeah, look. Bonafide and DEZ Bryant will visit the Cleveland Browns. So they did answer the phone call. Yeah, well. So DEZ And I don't know if this is smart or not. This is petty. Really? I think so. Des is watching the game and he sees the Browns. You know what, man? They don't. They don't look too Bad. That Baker Mayfield, he doesn't look too bad. They've been calling me. I guess. I guess I'll call them back, and I'm gonna go and visit them. So he's watching Taylor. Shape of them. A preseason game. Instead of them interviewing him, he's kind of interviewing them, which is a different turn for NFL players. Well, they suck so bad. So long. Yes. I mean, I can't blame him. But no one else is calling him. Isn't that weird? Because he's a bad teammate. That's. That comes down. He's not that bad. He splits up locker rooms. I mean, there's bad, but not as bad as. Tio was a great. He's a. He's a Hall of Famer, but DEZ was also. He has a little bit of that same type of mentality. Is there any chance that he doesn't get a gig this year? No, he'll. He'll play, and he's gonna probably end up settling for Cleveland. Wasn't Deion Sanders kind of the same way? Is there any chance that the Cowboys would take him back on different money? Not at this point, no. Because he's. He's. He's called out teammates. Sean Lee and stuff like that. There's no way they can. Sean. I mean, he's 64 years old now. No, Sean Lee's not. Oh, Jason Whitten was. You know where he'd have the greatest impact? Jacksonville, right now. I could. I could. You know. You know who. We need to talk about this. Who would really explain it best is Tony Romo's father. Oh, man. What is he doing? I don't know. Get over here. Romero's been traveling. I didn't know you were in here. Step up to the mic. He knows about dez, doesn't he? Does. Buenos dias, senior. Who? It's been a while. It's been a while. It's been a long time. Your son's out of the limelight. You're really not that relevant anymore. So we don't have you on very often. I know. I'm driving the cars to Norman. I'm taking to him cars, and he smashes the windshield. We weren't supposed to tell anybody. What happened, that we hired Tony Romo's dad as a. Give me the vin. Driver. Driver. He works for Uncle Roy now. There is no. No shame. No shame in doing the job of selling the cars. No, no, not at all. I like very much. And thank you for the golf A shirt. Yes, I'm golf, though I don't Play the goal as much as I used to. I do like the shirt very much. Look how it snugs on me. It's just so nice. It is snug. There's a Brian is know by man. He was wary, very loyal to Antonio. My son number nine, Tony Romo. the time that they played together, there was only an issue occasionally. When that's Brian. I can tell you now that he is no longer a baccho. Okay. No longer a cowboy. Des. Brian was. Was deeply and heartbreakingly addicted to the cream emulsion coffee serve cream. He drank. He drank it in the morning time. That's called dabbing. DJ Pre k went afternoon when those guys did dip their deals in cough syrup. What's that called? Dip in what? In cough syrup. Like their. Their joints in cough syrup. Oh, that's. That's a little something different, man. I think you might be thinking about dipping their joints in a formaldehyde. Man. That. That pcp. That sh. I. I've never seen him do this. Getting wet. But he take out the bottles. The bottles of robotosino. Yeah. And he drinking them straight. Sometimes we little spry. Allegedly, man. With a little Piper umbrella on the top. I've seen him go mad crazy during the time when he dropped the ball. I'm playing the Packers. Oh, yeah. When he catches the ball. Ducey drop the ball. That's not alleged. He went to the supermarket. Right. And bought 49 bottles of the robotosis. And he drank them all in three hours. Right? Three hours. Wow. He get it so ground. This is before he even leave Green Bay. Okay. Before he left Green Bay, he have to have Antonio driving to the airport. Ah. Because it was so high. Well, yeah. On the Robetus. Right. It was falling down all over the place. I got you. And Antonio was so mad at him that he threw his luggage. Oh, no. From the curb in front of the international airport. Right there, where you stop. Top ingredient back, green bag. All the way to the back is checked. It took a handbag. You. Do you know the handbag handbags? Yes. You take it. There's handbag handbags made of leathers for beautiful handbags. Beautiful handbags. And he throw it to the. To the baggage check. That wasn't very far, though. This weighs probably 22 pounds. He throws it 119 yards. That's a long. In a high tide spider. Something like 78 yards per hour. Oh, wow. This is what he do. She throws the luggage to the baggage claim. And then he throws the DEs into the line with the NTTA to get to get it back to him because a long flight home, I bet. Thank you, Romero. Uncle Roy's just texted me, said get your ass out there. He's got a job for you. Please be careful with your choice. Scott in California. What city? Bakersfield. Bakersfield. So you have a 97 truck with 30, 000 miles? 32, 384. Have you already loaded it into our website@givemetheven.com? i've done nothing. I was. I'll be honest, I was just listening to your showing and I'm looking to buy a three quarter ton. So I got to do something with this one. I want to buy the. Is it crazy nice with 30, 000 miles? It's stupid nice. And I know you. Everybody says their stuff is perfect. It's 32,000. It's been covered in the garage. I drove it to tow my boat once in a while. I'd like to buy this truck if you'll take pictures of it and load it into givemetheven.com. let me. I want to see pictures before I throw out any dollars because I don't. I want to get it bought. I need to see it. It's older, it's got low miles. That's the kind of stuff we like. But I need to see pictures before I off with a number. Okay, I can do that and I'd love to buy it. So go to givemethevend.com and load it up and I'll get about. Thanks, man. 800-800-7234. Be right back. I just want to go home. I didn't send him home. I sent him to Oklahoma. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 1-800-800-Radio Got the Meat clap. This is the John Clay Wolf show. I missed the Steve Miller concert last Monday, dude. I had tickets and I forgot all about it. What? I know. What are you doing? That's happened three times in the past two months. You're too big of a big wig. You just forgetting concerts. You have tickets. I want to go, but I just. I get so damn busy putting out fires all day. My brain is so fried. Did you end up going to the Stevie Wonder show with the Mark Cuban's birthday party? I did. That was wonderful. Thanks, Mark. Glad you went to that. That was awesome. And who was the opening act? It was the Chainsmokers. Chase. Good morning. You're on the air. Yeah, John, I got a 2006 Ford F150 with114,000 miles on it. It's a. It's probably rough condition, but it's a. It's a good running truck. What's rough about it? No problem. Are you an alcoholic? Well, no, it's just a work truck. Okay. You know, it's just, you know, work out of. Do you drink six pack a day? Tell truth, no. Okay. Because a good old fashioned alcoholic, which, you know, God bless them, and I'm. I'm right there with them. They, they tend to, you know, if you have a car that's been owned by an alcoholic about five years, it's got a hit on every little panel all the way around. And that's what I was asking. I didn't know if it was a work truck or an alcoholics truck. There's a difference. Chase and Claire Turley. Did I tell you I backed into the wall of my driveway the other day? Oh, no. And then Glenn did the same thing in the same spot. Imagine that. Both of us were drinking beer. I was gonna say how many beers in. Right. Actually, I did not. I was not drinking when I did that. My daughter. I'm backing up and my daughter calls me. She sees the lights leaving. She calls me and asks where I'm going. Back into the wall. Ah, gotta love it. Okay, I need to see pictures of this thing. So take pictures of it, send it in. Givemetheven.com I'm thinking five grand, but I need. Because of your. It just all depends on the condition. Okay. All right. Go to. Give me the ven.com. loaded. Huh? Strip club. What's up? No, it's not strip club. It's Mama Lil. Oh, hi, Mama Lil. It's strip club's mama. Hello, Mama Lil. Yes. What's up with you? One of your best drivers in Louisiana. We're talking about a 65 year old driver. Well, I'm 64 and I'm on the road six days a week. And I'm loving my job. Well, good. But I really need y' all to tell people that we drive their vehicles because we just wait 19 minutes from a man's location and he takes back that he didn't want anyone driving his vehicle. So the run has been canceled. Timeout. Did you talk to the buyer? Yes. Okay, so Joe, I called Joe. Everything's been taken care of and he canceled out the road. Canceled. Well, hold on. The run is canceled, but are we not buying the car from. Not today. I mean, this isn't making sense. You're not making sense. If we're gonna buy. I'm not making sense. If. If we're gonna buy the car, we drive it it. We own it, right? Right. So. Right. Start over. So you're going to his house, you're going to get there, you're going to give him a check, and we're going to drive away. Is he saying he doesn't want to drive away in it, or is he saying he doesn't want you to test drive it first? He doesn't want us anyone to. He's not going to let anyone drive his vehicle. He doesn't trust the situation, and he's calling the owner. So I called Joe. Joe got with the buyer. Who's the owner? Called back into. Who's the owner? I'm the owner. Yeah, that's what I said. He doesn't make sense once I give him the check. It's for John Playwell. What kind of car is this and how much money is it? Okay, it's a 2015 Ford Fusion. And I can look at the check if you want me to. Yeah. Is there a payoff on it? I mean, if we're writing them and then he had a 2008 Corvette that was 17,000 something, I think. Hang on, I'll open the checks. So now it's two cars we're losing, Right? Okay, so what this man has. Y' all are scheduled the 28th of last month canceled out. He sounds really, really wishy washy. And Joe agreed to that, too. Okay, well, Joe is not the manager. The manager of the deal. Who's the buyer on the deal? Should be some name on the. On the sheet. This is all inside stuff, folks. This happens every day@givemethevin.com. this is how it works. Mama, you still there? Now I lost her. Wow. We lost the deal. We lost the car. We lost the deal. Lost her. Okay, Bob, do me a favor. Run down and get Joe Marie and the buyer of whoever's the bot. Whoever's the manager of. Of this deal that's unwinding in Louisiana. I want them both up here. We're gonna put them on the air. Joe Marie, she's in logistics. Logistics and then the box. The whoever's the buyer and the manager, we want them all. Bring them all. Bring them all up here. God damn it. Better get to the bottom of this. One way or another. We'll find out. Fusion and a Mustang. I'm trying to remember if it's mine. I bet. Same guy. Yeah, I don't remember it. So I'm looking at Sean's high tech. Sean's gear His Toyota Tundra. His Toyota. I don't even know what it is now. It's his Ghostbuster mobile. That's what. It's a Ghostbuster. You can't tell what it is. If you can tell. Actually, you know what? You should have somebody guess what vehicle this is. This guy that works for us, he's a great guy. He's really smart. He wired this whole radio studio. Yes, smart, smart. And. And he's very. He's very engineering thinking. Yes. He's an engineer. And I've told him if he sees cars that come in with weird stuff on them that won't hurt the value and he needs it for his car, then he's welcome to it. So he has built. Built this albatross of a Toyota forerunner. And you've got to. I'm looking at these pictures. It's on the John Clay Wolf show page. This is funny as hell. This is like Diary of a Madman. It looks pretty good, though. Yeah, I mean, you know, he gave 2500 for this truck. It looks like a movie car. Like there's a big story that goes with this. He's got all kinds of crap on here. I mean, it looks like there's something there, but. Well, there is some. There's a lot here. He's got stickers, he's got racks, he's got tires, he's got tools, he's got fuel, he's got water, he's got jacks. He's got a lot of lights, A lot of lights all over. He has things hanging from the ceiling. This is unbelievable. Zombie mobile. It's a zombie meets a hoarder. Yes, that's exactly it. Yes, it's a hoarder. Zombie. Looks like something out of a TV show. Is that a cowboy hat? I don't know. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Mama. Little, you there? Mama? Hey. I lost you. Yes, because I'm in the country. I'm gonna put you back on hold. I've got Bob O ran down to the buyer's room. He's getting everybody involved in this deal up here on the radio, and we're going to discuss it all together in just a moment. Okay? Okay. I'm gonna put you on hold. I guess I'll just stick around here in case y' all get the man to change his mind. Yeah, we need there now. Yeah, just hang tight. Hang tight. This is a. This is a stat crash cart er moment. So reset for everybody. So she's there. She's at the customer's house. Well, he's not a cut. He's the seller. We're the customer. We're the one paying for it. I don't know why the hell we're not the customer if we're the one buying. We're giving them money. Yeah. They're the customers. So we kiss everybody's blood. But yeah, every day we do this. Tens and 20, 30, 45 times, 50, 67. All the time. And we go and get the car. Sure. Pick it up seamlessly from this customer. This case, there's two. And now there's a snag. There's a. We're getting there to pay for the car. And there's a snag in the deal. So she turned around and she's leaving, and she's calling with a story that I'm not fully compressed. I hear what she's saying, but I don't understand how we got there. Right. So I want to get the guys involved that are. That are involved and get them up here and we'll figure out what. What the hell's going on. Figure out how to. He. He doesn't trust it's going to be something about. But to do it before she got there even. Yeah, he. He's got a neighbor that said they'd give more possibly. I think that's it. Yeah. The third base deal is always the first real. And. And then the neighbor never, never funds, so. And then they come back. And then they come back and we're like, well, what happened to your car? We're like, what happened your other deal. Everybody on the air. Everybody, headphones up. Everybody get, get, get in us. Biggs, Lieutenant Dan. Okay, so we're gonna have a little jam session here. Can we go over a bit or do we need to go. We're good. We go to the break, get you some bitches on the air with us right now. Okay? Mama Lil, are you there? Yes, I am. Biggs, can you hear me? Is he. Is he headphoned up? He needs to be headphoned up. Our Joe Marie's headphoned up. So everybody's mic's hot. Joe, when you're talking, Joe, please, please lean into the mic so your lips are touching it so we can hear. Introduce everybody. Okay, we got Joe Marie. She's our logistics coordinator. We've got Lieutenant Dan. He is a manager of team three, team two, and Mama Lil, who is the driver down in South Louisiana. So she calls in to say that she's on her way to pick up this two car Deal. And the guy calls and says deals off. But I don't understand why. Do you all understand why? He's literally has rescheduled about five times. Okay. And each time there's an excuse when they're on their way. Oh, okay. So, Mama Lil, you didn't tell me that. I'm sorry. I was going to tell you. We got disconnected. He was scheduled for the 28th of last month and he canceled. Okay, well, that's not five times, Joe. Is it five times or two times? I think it's like three. Ishan that I've called him. He's like, no, we can't do it. No, we can't do it. And then this time, that she finally was literally 20 minutes away from his house. And he's got hospital checks and checks in hand. Now you say hospital. What is the man in the hospital? He was in the hospital. He got discharged yesterday. But the wife is at the hospital. She has to sign for her car, and he had to sign for his car. So he was gonna go and meet and meet us. And then I got a text saying, I don't. I don't want anyone driving my car. I'm gonna talk to the owner because I don't trust this. Who's the owner? Am I the owner? Well, yeah, if I give him the checkers for John. Clay Wolf is not for him anymore. Well, you say the owner that. Are they saying they want to talk to me? That's what he said. Hang on, I'm gonna get the text. Bit Bigs, you're pretty level headed, guy. We. We. Fill me in. Yes. This morning was the first I've actually heard of the rescheduling or what have you. You got to put that right against your lips. So I call the customer. Yes. And ask him what the hell's going on, because obviously I'm not letting no one drive my car. I'm not trusting the situation. Okay. All right. Thank you, Mama little. Hang on. Let's let Biggs talk. And that's exactly what he relayed to me as well. That. That we were not. We were not going to leave him a check that he couldn't verify and drive off in his.08 Corvette he thinks is the only one in the world. Okay, so let's wire him the money. My exact words were, I'll check with the business office first thing Monday morning. Can we keep the deal together if I can wire you the money? Okay. Yes, was his answer. Mama Lil, every time you run over there, you charging me? Yes, sir. Joe. Joe. Marie. Understand when they're making these dry runs and they're laughing about it, they're still building us. And that doesn't come out of anybody's pocket but the owner. Of course, my conversation with the guy was not as calm and collected as I'm talking now. He, he, he just simply doesn't trust us. I mean, he's like, man, I don't know you. I don't know your ass from a hole in the wall. And because it's somebody to be true, get my car. This is the same old story. It's too good to be true. There's some, some deals going to come from the Internet show up at my house. They don't trust. Oh, that's fine. So I simply asked him how he thought we were gonna get these two cars. Yeah. And of course he goes into. Well, y' all should have told me how this deal worked and everything else and that y' all were bringing me a check. Okay, so cashiers, checker wire. I'm fine either way. And when you're negotiating with him on the flip, figure out what we've paid Strip Club and his mother to run down there twice now and tell him, ask him who's gonna pay the. That already already informed him that he was probably going to back the bids up 500 for breaking the fee or breaking the agreement to pick him up. But we got through that. We'll get through that. But. And we're going to want. We're going to do the right thing like we always do. But. But we need to be. So, Joe, when you're sending, I mean, does this happen a lot? No, very seldom. Okay. So it's just one of those one off crazy, crazy South Louisiana deals. Yeah. He doesn't believe his wife either. Probably. That's. Is he lucid? Yeah, there's. I don't know what his deal is. I bet you she's the one actually sold the cars. That could be very possible. He, he. Whenever I talk to him, I think he may be still on some painkillers from the hospital experience. It's all fair. It's all good. Well, so Mama Lil, do not dispatch on this deal again until it's 5,000% that Biggs. I want Strip Club to call Bigs and verify that it is lined up tight and we're good. Not that Joe can't handle it, but Biggs is going to talk to this guy a little cleaner and straighter than. Well, actually, Joe's pretty tough. Joe. I. I'll say something. I've been impressed with you. He has sounded like this every time I've spoke to him. And I've been talking to him for three days now because we had to reschedule three days ago. Joe, I've been pretty impressed with you. I don't. I haven't ever given you an attitude, girl, have I? No. Well, you. Here's one for everybody to hear. Atta girl. You. You've surprised me anyway. You. Not saying you can't handle it, but if this guy's being that way, I'd rather Biggs handle it for at this point, because if this guy's that machismo and bullheaded, he's not. He's not gonna deal with the first time. He's actually been rude. Every time I spoken to him, he, you know. Right. He's been, you know, nice and understanding. So cool. It might be the painkillers. It's all good. We'll get it handled. Strip club's mom, thank you for calling in. You guys, thanks for coming up. Let's get the Corvette picked up and the Fusion picked up and make everybody happy and make sure he does a good review and life goes on. Okay, we'll be back for the last segment of the day. My name is John Cleveland. As you hear right here. We do buy cars on the radio. So Americans have a huge problem with undocumented people. But undocumented, documented guns are just fine. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. I guess if we really want to get the guns off the street, we should call them Mexicans. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. That's funny. We got some California callers. Bakersfield 15 Avalon XLE with 60. Good morning. Yes, sir. What color is it? Silver. Does it have a sunroof? No, it is not. But it's an xle. Yes, it is. Most of them have sunroofs. Average rough or clean condition? Clean. Okay, so it's not a premium, it's not a touring. Is it limited? No. No, it's not. Okay. No, it's just xle. Is it a touring se? I'm not sure. I just know it has SLE on the trunk and the booklets and all that. I hear you. When we're done, go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number, the license plate number, in there. Swing, figure out the way it was built. That'll help me. And that's why we get those VIN numbers, because we can decode them and look at the options. Ah, 60,000 miles, huh? No, no, no, no. Just go to the website and put it in. Givemetheven.com. that would be way too hard to do over the radio. It's gonna be like 12, 13 grand. I need to see, but I don't know how it's built. So go to Give me the VIN.com. put the VIN number in and then my computer says my computer system will bid it immediately. Matt Bakersfield Good morning. Good morning. 08 Sierra 3500 diesel. Four wheel drive, crew cab, leather nav. Is it a dually? Yep. Yes sir. Does it have a sunroof? No. Average rough or clean condition? Clean. Is it custom or. Or is it stock? Yes. I had a feeling. It's got a lot of customs. Well, like What? It has 19.5 rims and tires on it. It has all the bank stuff done to it. Aftermarket back bumper that I paid about 800 bucks for. Okay. And big banks turbo intake. Let me tell you what Melbourne's post is packing right here. All right, we've got 411 posi track, Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes for it over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons. Turbojet. 390 horsepower. We're talking some. So it's like that? Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Does 10,000 buy it? Oh no. Let's get that out of the way. Ryan, what buys it? Not nowhere near Japan what buys it. I was thinking more like double that. Right. But it's got. Damn. The miles are so high. Okay. But I. I might meet you in the middle if. If 15 grand will buy it. But let me see some pictures because I may fall in love with it. Take some pictures and let's look at what you've done. Okay. You know, it's just hard to do this without photos on these custom rigs. So go to givemetheven.com temple07 caliber with a $27 on the miles. Is it leather, cloth? Is it RT or an SE? It's a cloth. You know, just like the simple version of it. Ain't nothing fancy. 1500. 1500? You'll give me 1500 for? I think I need to see pictures of it loaded up. Yeah, I'll freaking take you. These things have bad transmissions. A lot of them. Does it have a bad transmission? So many of these calibers have bad transmissions. Is the transmission shifting weird? Not that I know of. I've only driven it. Does the air. Does the air blow cold car? What now? Does the air blow cold? Yeah. Oh, hell yeah. What's wrong with it? What. What she thought was wrong with it was it had a bad alternator or had. She kept saying it was a bad battery. What was it? It was a bad alternator. Did you fix it? No, I haven't. I mean, I didn't. I didn't know what to. You know exactly what to. What to get into. Well, you go down to the chief auto parts in order to get an alternator and put it in. Yeah, but that's gonna cost me 400 or more. Okay. So I need to know these things. So when I get there to drive it home, how am I going to do starts and drives? Your fine. I just don't drive for a long time, that's all. With you, man. That's not a $400 alternator. Okay, well, can I. Of the day. Can I give you 1200? Can I give you 1500? And you go get the part and put it in so I can get it home. I can't use it if I can't get it home. Dude, I keep it charged up. I got a battery charge on. The batteries are charged. Okay, Drive it to Fort Worth, Texas, and I'll get somebody. Hey, bring it up here, and I'll get somebody to run you back to temple. Bring it up where? Fort Worth. Y' all in Fort Worth? Yeah. Oh, dude, I'm. I'm like. I'm not in temple right now. I'm driving to Fort Worth in my pickup because we're going to the hunters at Hunters extravaganza. Okay. All that aside, congratulations on your weekend tour. When you get home, bring it up here, and I'll get your ride back. Well, like I said, dude, listen, I'll take 1200 for it. Okay? Go to. Go. Go to givemetheven.com. take pictures, load it up, put 400 in, repairs needed, and let's start working on it. I'll figure it out. Okay. All right. I'll be hunting in alternators. You need to be at the auto parts store, not the hunters extravaganza. You could drive it, just not for very long. We got auto parts stores in Fort Wor. Wow. Well, I understand what he's trying to say, but there. There's a logistics piece to this. I mean, when we send mama little and strip club to his house and they make it 20 miles down the road and they're calling us broke down, then they've got to call Norman, and then there'll be a cable on the steering column, and then Gay Cary is going to break his fingernail and all kinds of hell's going to break a reality show? I don't know. Now, if you guys have been riding with us all morning long, you're seeing the whole shooting match. All we need to do is bring accounting into this. Yeah, that's it. And then we've got the rest of it. But accountants are so boring. You don't want them on the air. Not in this place. Everybody. Jennifer's not boring. In transportation. Not at all. There's not a boring character in this building. Oh, my go. Oh, my God. So when your significant other snores, what is your solution? The Englishman called the police. What's that about? Bob, of all the. Of all the solutions for this, there's. There's. There's a 911 call from England. You gotta hear it. All right, if I can find it. Here. Hold on. Oh, Turley's so slick and smooth. Vacation dude. He's on an airplane I was not anticipating. We're gonna play a drop with two minutes left in the show. Right, Right. Here we go. Good morning, West Villains Place. Not speaking. How can I help you? Hello? What's the issue, sir? Oh, yeah, that's my wife. She keeps snoring. You ringing because your wife keeps snoring? Well, she's very disturbing me. I can't know what to do. I don't know what I should do. I don't know what I should do. Well, there's not a lot we can do, sir. Maybe. Maybe when your wife wakes up, then maybe in the week you can speak about going to the doctors and. Does she sound like a motorbike? I will advise you, sir, this. This isn't a police matter, by the way. Okay? I've been there. I know what that guy's going through. Really. He's just so frustrated, he can't sleep. Why don't you go on the couch? Wait a minute. So your wife snores? Yeah, I'm just trying to make his vacation. Great. Tell me how bad she snores. Oh, she's not. Oh, okay. When she gets on the podcast, though, she will. Nolan. Nolan told me I snored too loud yesterday. He said, now I know what Mom's complaining about. And then Max chucked in. Yes, you do. I said, so you hear on the other side of the house? He said, yes, I do. Wow, that's not good, John. That's sleep apnea. Oh, yeah, yeah. People die of that. Die. Yes, they do. It's not healthy, J.D. you're always. You don't die from snoring. You do from sleep apnea. Have you ever read anything about people die in their sleep? From snoring? Yes. From sleep apnea. From you stopping breathing. An important thing we all do called breathing. I almost think that JD's got some type of insurance plan that he's trying to pitch to you, John, because he's constantly talking. It feels like that. Now that you bring that up. We're off the air. Come on. Do you remember the guy who invented jogging? It'll take five minutes. Yes, I know. He died on the track. Kenneth Cooper? Yes. Did you see the guy that invented the Segways? Apparently we didn't. He died on a Segway? Yeah. He drove it off a cliff and died. I thought you were talking about how bad our segue was. Sorry. No, no, no. Yeah, I know. Oh, segue. Hang on. Last car of the day, 24 seconds. Lee and Kalina. 06 GTO with 46 average. 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