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You just sit with a song, you know, you take your time and you listen to it. That's about it. But I'm not gonna tell you my trade secrets now. John Clay Wolf, if you want. I love him. If you really do. R I P, that's the real deal. Genuine article. Divas. Divas come and divas go. But there's only one Queen of Soul. Hey, 19. Good morning. If it's Saturday, must be time for the John Claywell Show. In this bad old world, we're down one Aretha this week. Sad, sad news. In the world of rock and roll, the same day Elvis did. Really? Coincidence, calendar wise, yes. I did not know that. Good morning, J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bobbo. Welcome to this morning's edition of the John Clay Wolf show for a Saturday, August 18th. It's gonna be a great deal. I got some secret audio this week, Charlie. Really? Okay, there's a conference call weekly with John and his managers. Mostly. Mostly on the car side. But I. I listened in on this deal. I'm probably not supposed to, but I got the password. What? Wait a minute, hold on. I'm on this conference call here. I don't know about this. No. What are you talking about? Here? So this is a bunch of car guys get together and chat once a week about the cars. So, yeah, give me the vin. Okay, We. All the managers, we're talking about the industry. You know what to look at. Okay, gotcha. Total units. How'd you do? How'd we do? Where'd we go? Inside. Cha Cha, the star of this weekly ordeal is always our own Kent Montgomery, who's with us this morning. Right? You don't have any one liners yet. He will, folks. He will. He'll come up with something. He'll warm up. John's ability to encapsulate a little moral tale about the car business and his experience in it always amazes me. And I don't know if this is as appealing to you guys as it is to me, but I caught him telling a story about a Porsche that he bought that he was really, really worried about. And so I got secret audio, and John hasn't walked in yet. So before the Wolfman arrives, let's. Let's get this out of the way before he can. Before he can. Forbiddenly. Off to a flying start. He won't be mad? No, not at all. Play. This is great. This is how stupid I am. I bought a Porsche you didn't even know you bought. I knew I bought it when I bought it, but I was so sick of buying it that I tried to forget that I bought it. I pushed it out of my mind like it didn't happen. Like getting molested or something. You're like, oh, let's just not remember that. Uncle Phil felt me there. So when it rolled up yesterday, I'm sitting there, I choked on a meatball. No correlation with Uncle Phil. And I was fighting and fighting and trying to keep from gagging. And then Kent finally was like, dude, get out of the way. You're gagging. So I came off the block and I went outside and I puked. If anybody walked outside of the auction barn and saw piles of puke, that was me. And I just. I sat there for a while and this porch comes up and I'm admiring it. Like, wow, man, I wonder who bought that. Talking to this guy next to me. And I'm just with him, and they're bidding and it's going. I'm like, man, that thing's got to be making money. I didn't even know whose it was or what we had in it. And told the guy next to me. I was like, I don't know much, but that car is a.05 with 32 on it. And that S body and that s body. Those are worth the money. They're hard to find. And I was like, bragging to him. I said, that's what I love about this deals. We find these hard to find deals you can't find anywhere else. And it was at 38 when I was talking to him, and he said, you're Right. And he walked up and started bitching, and he took it on to 45. And then, long story short, I bought the car the week before, and it's just like Kent's truck. And I thought it was too high. I didn't even realize it because I tried to push it out of my mind. And it made as big of a shot as one can ever make. So don't get too smart. I guess this is the moral of my story. And stay away from Uncle Phil. And don't eat meatballs. Ain't he cool? That's the. That's the moral of the story right there. That would have taken me 10 minutes to tell. Yeah. Wolf does it in a minute and a half. Oh, there he is. Ladies and gentlemen, our fearless. What did I do? I didn't understand. I don't play Wolf. Nothing. Dj Got my coffee. Thank you, dj. Dude, I got Daryl Holland, John Oates tickets on my desk from July 24th. That. I didn't throw tickets at you. Now, I saw you at the big concert this week with. What group is that? I missed? Who'd I go see the big show? ELO, man. Oh, that was great. You were at ELO? I was at ELO. I can't imagine that ELO, 40 years later, is still packing rim to rim. A stadium, aac, American Airline Center. I've never seen a concert sold out that heavy on a Monday. Monday night Bob was there. I mean, it was. They. It was just packed. Right? What'd you think? Bob? That is the most impressed I've been with a rock and roll band since we saw Boston two summers ago. Yeah, you know, I mean, J.D. they played Mr. Blue sky note for note. Perfect. There were nine of them singing in the band. Well, there was. It looked like a white version of the Commodores. It was crazy. You know how the Commodores, like, have. They do 47 people on stage, synchronized. Yeah, there was about how many people on the stage, Bob? 25. I. I figured at least 19. A lot of white girls playing strings, a lot of black girls doing backup. The. He's. It's almost like our own DJ Pre K. The. The singer. What's his name? Jeff Lynn. He's got a very, very active fro. Dj, have you ever looked at the guy from Elo's Afro? I have not. You need to look that up for inspiration. He's a older, like 75 white male with the tightest, wettest curl that you've seen on a white man since 1978. I'm gonna have to find out and get some tips and tricks, man. The activator this man has, I mean, it must be custom. See, I gotta get me some of that, man, because I, I mean, I think I've got long enough locks to do it. I just don't know that, you know, chemically I'm very ignorant about what to put in it, you know. Is that just a big wig bomb that I'm wearing? No, that yellow has. No, Jeff Lynn, that's, that's his real hair. He's, he's looked like that since 1975, man. Yeah, but he's 75 now, so, I mean, you can't have hair like that now. He does. I, I'd put a nickel, I'd put a hundred bucks. If we went and yanked on that, on that mop, they'd come off. I'll take that in one piece. I'll take that bet. And one pretty beautiful Jerry curl. Brilliant greasy piece. Find me the proof. J.D. he is 70. You're right. Wow, that can't be. I mean, your hair, J.D. you stole around. I, I've, I've, I've cowered down to the story that you don't color it. Yeah, but Jeff. Lyn at 70, I mean, I. That's a big mop of hair. Big mop of dark. Dark. I at least do have some gray. I mean, look, right? I do. He's got none. I'm gonna. Nipples are very attractive. I'm gonna say there's some spray in there. I'm definitely gonna say there's some spray. Bob, did you ever cut your hair? I haven't. No, I haven't. You were gonna do it. Locks for kids. Yeah. Don't give up on the hair. Give up on the kid. That's the cars for cash. I just can't get there, man. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. How far are you gonna let it go? I talked to Hannah, our girl Hannah in the IT department a lot about this. She's about a broad shouldered old. Wow. I don't know if I'd say this. There's no reason to be that way. She's trying to help me out. Kimberly is taking my voice from other shows and plugging him in. He's using dramatic license. That was not in the correct context, but go. That's fine. My biggest regret. What is she surly? She's about a broad shouldered old. My biggest regret of this entire week was Hannah came in about 2 yesterday afternoon. Who is Hannah? She's our girl who works in the kind of a wide stance guy she. At all. She works in our. What's it called, Social media. She's not a broad shouldered old. She's not a wide stance. Actually, speaking of, she's going to go be a model in California. But anyway, back back. We need to talk about that too. Hey dj, put those pictures of Hannah up on the. On the show page so we can get the listeners involved in this. She came in, she was taking a break at 2 yesterday afternoon and said, hey, let me braid your hair. I said, like Willie. She said, yeah, just like Willie. I said, oh, man, oh man, I don't know who's willing Nelson pigtails and all. Yeah, I should have let her do it, man. Why didn't you let her do it? Cuz I'm a fool are. Cuz I'm a plum ignorant fool. So she's modeling. She's going on these. Modeling. Hannah's our social media liaison. Okay. Friend of mine's daughter and she's 21 years old, very attractive. Very attractive. And she's getting into the modeling world. She's going out to California and I'm, you know, they're going to, you know, they're going to talk her into it. I worry about it. They're not going to talk her into anything. They talk Brooke Shields into it. Oh, please. Brooke Shields. She's like Brooke Shields. She's like Brook Shields. That would be a very good analogy. Every time I see you, just a strapping. If you want to see Hannah, you can go to Jon Wolf show page on Facebook and DJ just put some pictures up over. Hey, can I. Or he's fixing to. Right quick while we're. You got to get up first. Annie. Muscle strolls, Alabama. Hi, good morning. That Muscle Shoals documentary about the muscle shell sound. If you are a music person, if you're classic rock, whatever rock. If you're into that and you haven't watched this documentary, then you're holding. You're cheating yourself. It's the best one. Have you seen it, Bob? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's on YouTube. You have to pay for it. I. I actually stole it and watched it. But of course. But that clip y' all played of Aretha, I did hear that before I got on the elevator. And that was off of that documentary. Yeah, she was. I've been listening to her a lot this year. Actually been listening to her a lot since I watched that film about a year and a half ago. Everybody recorded down there. Yeah. People don't realize Paul Simon, when he finally got Rid of Garfunkel went down there because Garfunkel had a hell of a afro too. Yes, he did. Study this. For those white guys with afros. Muscle Shoals is a recording studio. Little bitty spot in the road that's more than just a lyric and a song. It's actually. It's the mecca for rock and roll stars. Everybody who's anybody has recorded. And it literally looks like a little shack in the middle of nowhere. Fame Studios. Fame Famous. Famous Post. Fame. Fame Studios. Fame Post. Chess Records. They were the place to do it. Sean in Dallas. Good morning. Good morning. Your name's Sean? Yep. Cool. Where you heading at 8:30 this morning? I'm heading home. I just came off of the road. I'm a driver and I'm gonna take a couple of days off. Where do you live? In Dallas. So you just got. You did an overnight shift. Are you a big truck driver? I'm a big truck driver. I just. Kamala Jackson, Tennessee. Cool. Well, that's why your Honda doesn't have any miles on it because you drive the trucks all the time. I see 2011 Honda Accord EX with 33,000 miles. Is it a four cylinder or six? It was actually exactly what my grandmother's car that she gave to me when she passed away. Is it a four cylinder or six? I believe it. I believe it is a four cylinder zx. I do say that. So you inherited this car and how long have you had it? I haven't even gone and picked it up yet. It's still sitting in Florida. I can pick it up in Florida. Yeah, I'll be there at the end of the month. Yeah, but I mean, you're gonna have to drive it back. How are you gonna get it back? Well, no, I was trying to get an idea of how much y' all would be willing to give. And then at the end of next month when I'm down there because we gotta pack up the whole house. Mm. I'll be giving y' all a call saying, can you come and get it? Do me this. Go to giveme the V I N. Give me the vin.com, put the license plate number or the VIN number in there and my computer will bid it immediately. And then we will email. Email you an actual offer letter and 11 with 33. I'm thinking 10,000. I'm just going off the top of my head. Okay. Does that sound good? Pretty clean. I mean, does 10 grand sound like what you were thinking? No. Yeah, I was figuring around between 10 and 12. Just chop it 10 and 12. Okay. I might, I might give 12. 800. Let me see the VIN number. That, that'll tell me everything, but I'd love to buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is how you get. So you're in Dallas, you're listening to us to 92.5. Yes, I sure am. Cool. Cool. I'm not a sir, man. I'm just a John. You just bought my dad's truck not very long ago. Did the check clear, John? Yeah. Oh, good. Damn. We're batting 700 now. Turley is just full of sound effects this morning. Perfect, Turley. You just got it all, I hope. See if you miked me. Hey, did you get. Did you get. I. I caught the end of that story, Bob, when I walked in. Did you get the drops of Norman and the meatball? I thought that was funny when he's, when he's all apologizing at the end of that conference call, it was all about the meatball, the momentum. It's like Bill Murray and Caddyshack. I'm sure I've got it. And I gotta apologize that the audio came off terrible on that. And a lot of things were so splattered loud that you couldn't understand it very well. Give us a call. 800-800-RODIO. If you'd like us to buy your car. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Go to giveme the vi.give.com. you can put in your license plate or your VIN number. Just like the preacher. Am. Be right back. More of the John Clay. Well, I'll tell you what I'm doing. I'm. I'm thinking of trading it in. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hey, I don't give a rat's ass what you're doing. Does 15 grand buy it. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. You heard it here first, folks. And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Charlie, how was San Diego last week? Man, it is awesome. Why? Well, besides the weather, constant. 80 degrees, sunny. I don't know how you could be a weatherman out there. Because it doesn't change job in the world. So easy that In Hawaii tomorrow, 82 in the sunshine with a shower around noon. But the, the beaches, the beaches are great. Boogie boarding out there. It's rough, man. I know you, you experienced a little bit. Did you get some real, some real waves? Yeah. So hit Mission beach, which is a surfers beach. Hot a pot out There, by the way. Oh, yeah. And that beach, San Diego, California. Yeah. I ain't making it up. It was rough, man. The under would suck you down and I mean, you're struggling to get back up. You see those videos of those giant waves? Did you see any of those? Oh, yeah. These ten foot waves are. Yeah, but it was great because once you hit a wave, you're going in 200 yards. Like a missile. That's right. And if you're in the way, you're taking that person down. It was awesome. The people run into each other. Oh, yeah. All the time. It was great. Yeah, it was. Did you get hung under water and like slammed against the bottom of the ocean for a while and scare you? No, not like that. It was more just. It slaps you hard. I mean, it's bomb. And then you go down and you get back up and there's another one. But it was fun. It was great. It was. It was a good time. La Jolla, a great beach too. It's more for like kayaking and stuff like that. You get to see seals and it's just. San Diego's a cool little area. There's all the different beaches and stuff. Is it expensive though? I mean, sounds like heaven. It could be a little bit pricey. Coronado beach is pretty pricey. A drink? $15? Yeah, $15? Oh, yeah, yeah. And do they have. Do they have their tops off? No, no. There was. It wasn't that good of a beach. I mean, normally to charge, you know, $10 for a beer, you got to be topless. People will pay it. By the way, if you're topless, they will pay $10 a beer. It's a proven fact. But it was great. I've been there. I know that. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning. Texas, California, Oklahoma, Lousiana, Arkansas, Nevada. Think that's all the states we're all in right now. So what is this? Got Aussie tickets on my run list here. I was just talking about rock and roll, you know, ELO was great. We. We've seen a lot of concerts together, you and me, and I was just wondering if you had Aussie ticket. He looks down like, I just wonder, you know, not that I want him or go. Well, I have Aussie tickets right here, which you. I think that you saw them, Bob. I think that you were going through my stuff. What do you mean? And that you saw. I mean, I've got three envelopes here, so once it haul and oats tickets. One says Scorpions tickets. One says Ozzy tickets. So you're wondering if I have any? Yes, Bob. Oh, I do have some Aussie tickets. Wow, great, dude. I can't wait for that one, man. Yeah, you're not. Well, I gave them away. Oh, did you really? To discount Sean, huh? I did not know. No, I mean, however you. You and discount Sean would really get along well and he may would like to chaperone you. Well, cool. I'll need one at the office. Charlie, couldn't you see that working out fine? I do. Yeah, I could see that. Discount Sean could kick his old lady to the side and take Bobbo. I think he'd have much more fun. He runs discount motors. Gotcha. Okay. He's a buyer for discount motors. Okay. Okay. Yeah, we always. He's great, man. Yeah, we get along great. You don't even know him. Yes, I do. After the listener party, after Sticks was done, I actually saw him walking out of the Toyota Music Factory and we went back up to the bar and had a nightcap or four. Because he can put it down, man. So Ozzy's playing in Dallas September 26th for anybody. We're supposed to plug them for the free tickets I got you. So we just plugged them and discount Sean if you want to go the Discount Sean. So if you'd like to go. Bobby, you need to ask him if you could be his date. And he's listening right now, so he'll let you know. If he doesn't call you, then the answer is no. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. Yes, I got a 2015 Cooper. Mini Cooper. Yeah. Sportsman metallic, black interior, hatchback. How many miles with the upgrade wheel, black wheels, and it's got just under 55, 4, 7. That, that thing sounds like it's got a lot of details. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get it. Jason in Houston. Jason? Yeah. How's it going, man? Good, Good. This is 17 Ford Focus RS M3 package. M3 is a BMW. Yeah. No, not the M3. It's the. Sorry about that. It's the. It's a package that they came. I think it's an R. It's an R. Something. But it's a. It's a Focus. I mean, who cares? Hey, it's not to be confused with your normal focus. 350 horsepower, 350 foot pounds of torque, six speed drift car. Why didn't you buy a Subaru? Because The Subaru comes 305 horsepower. And this comes 350. This thing. So it's the ST? No, it's an RS. The ST is only 250 horsepower. Well, you've stumped me. How many cylinders is it? We'll start there. It's a 2.3 liter, four cylinder, EcoBoost turbocharged. Okay, so it's got how many miles on it? 12,600. All right, so will 20, 28,500. Buy it? Oh, there's no way. Well, it's a Ford Focus. You get. You could buy four. You could buy four. 2017 Ford Focuses for that. So I understand that the se. The. I know. Dude, do you think I'd offered you 30 grand if I didn't know what the hell you had? Come on now, you sound like my old lady now. Come on, come on. So does 30 grand. Buy it. You gonna sell this? Oh, man. For 30? I don't know if I could do 30. I could probably do 37. Oh, God. I think I can go down. It's less. It's less than a year old. It's less than a year old. There's no payoff. I bought a cash money. I'll bet you I can go buy a brand new one for 37. I'll bet you a hundred dollars I can go buy a brand new one for 37. You bet. You probably could if you could find one. I can find one. I'm me if you can find one. All right, if you want to sell it for 30 grand or 31 grand, go to givemetheven.com and load. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Ford on the radio. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vid dot com. Call them toll free, 1-800-800 radio now. John Clay Wolf. I think you two's overrated. Like Bono kind of sucks. They got some great songs, you know. I don't think he sucks. I'm not the biggest fan in the world. I don't think they're the Rolling Stones and people act like they are. I don't know, you can. You can get very. They've got a body of work. It's called. The Joshua Tree is great. No, no, there's. There's other great stuff out there. Really? I don't own a lot of albums, but. Yeah, you can crawl into YouTube for a while, man. Yeah, yeah. With or without you. I'll take the without you. Now, that album, the unforgettable fire. 800. 800. I'm looking for, like, good music. Me neither. Hey, speaking of fun things that are happening, our GoFundMe account has exploded. It's doing very well for our buddy Pre K. He's trying to raise some money, put a really cool top and some neat wheels on that car. I thought he was gonna put his sister through college. Oh, maybe. No, no, no, no. We're trying to raise 1500 bucks. And just this week we see we've gotten Chris Rogers gave 50. Aaron Eastman gave some money. Zane Smith, Harold Parky. And we have some business. Harold Park, Is that your old man? That's my old man. Shout out to my pops, man. He's trying to see me. Ball, baby. That's cool. Okay. That's who it should have been. Businesses have got on board. 15 for Rock Solid Gaming, 105 for RH Auto Sales. And our friends at TWL Roofing Construction out of Dallas, 220. There you go. Don't give up on the kid. Give up on the car. Sorry, I looked him up. Serving North Texas and east Texas since 1990. So they're a real company, Roofing and construction. Thank you, twl. So dj, help me ball. You know, we need to start getting some Gucci swatches and looking at different fabrics and getting ready for the purchase to put this ragtop on this 90eldo. Oh, yeah, man. We gonna have to figure it out, man. See if we want to do, you know, classic Gucci or maybe some red Gucci or something. Maybe even purple Gucci. We'll see what we got. Red Gucci. Let me get the construction people to get a nail gun and put some just shingles on it. It's a white car about what it needs. Yeah, yeah. White goes good with everything. It wouldn't be the first time a hood Cadillac had shingled roofing. So you can go to our. Or you go to our Facebook page or the John Clay. John claywolf.com. either one. Oh, yeah. That we have the click on there if you want to do. Yeah, yeah. If you want to also, you know, just let this out real quick. Highest donation gets a custom theme song from your boy. So far. Numbers up, baby. TWL roofing and construction so far. So you're gonna do a. A rap song or song for the highest donation? Oh, yeah. Hey, if they want an R B song, I'll do. You know, as long as they throwing that money down. Mike in Houston. What you got? I got a 06 Mercedes E350 Mercedes. Mercedes. Does it have any dumbass lights on like abs, you dumbass. Or check engine, you dumbass. Check the brakes, you dumbass. Actually has brand new brakes, but can't get the service brake light off. Dumbass. Well, pretty much. It's Mercedes. It was a dumbass boot buying it in the first place. I'll give $5,000 for it. So put that and go chew it. That's probably what you spin on the brakes. Did it myself. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. That's why the light's still on. 800, 800 radio. Go to givemetheven.com. if we don't beat your CarMax offer, give me the VIN.com. we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. How do I know that? Because I'm. I'm the one that signs the checks for $100. Because before one goes out, I want to look at the deal and see why we missed it. Okay, fair enough. While we missed a competitor's offer, what would be the normal reason? They just hit it way too hard. Well, the reason you got to figure out why. Yeah, they. They overbid it. And there's a reason why. Like CarMax, for instance. Sure. If you bought a car from them and you bring it back to them within 12 months, they're gonna way over bid it. Why? Because they don't want to show how much money they made. So it's customer policy. So they're just taking one for the team. Gotcha. So if they gave seven, if they gave 16 for it, they sold it to the guy for 20. Then the guy brings it back in three months, they give him like 18. Five. Gotcha. They don't give him the 16. They don't want to show their hand because they don't want the heat. So on those scenarios, we write a check for 100 bucks and let them have it. Fair enough. Yeah. Makes sense. Cheap way out. Yeah. I'll buy everybody a drink. Here's just a check I gotta run, but I will pay either way. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. Put him on hold. Pre K. God damn. Damn. That funny's going to his head. Yeah, it is. Oh, One accord. Where are you? Oklahoma? No, I'm actually in a big three big. Okay. Are you getting rich off the oil business out there? Sorry? Are you getting rich off the oil business out there? No, I sell cars. Actually, I had a friend sell some land out there. Just the mineral rights in Big spring recently for 18,000 an acre. God. Just the mineral rights? Just the mineral. Right. There's definitely some money out here. So Is this one of your trade ins or what have you got here? Yeah, I've really found used cars, but new Ford too. So you know, whatever you want, I can find it. No, no, no. This 01 Honda Accord. Oh, yeah. Well, I'd like to. Yeah, I'd just like to sell it, to be honest. Yeah, but let's be honest. Is this one of your trade ins or is this your personal car? No, this. I'm driving it to work right now. Okay. Do you work at a Ford dealership? I do in Big Spring. They don't have one, do they? Yeah, right on 87 highway. What's it called? Big Spring Ford. Big Spring Ford. Well, you tell the manager. Who's the used car manager? Big Spring Ford used car manager. His name is Toby. All right, well you tell Toby to go to, to go to john claywolf.com and click contact John and send me the info and I'll buy your damn Accord. I'll buy it high just to get in if y' all start selling us some cars. How many cars y' all sell a week? Two A week? Oh no, man. We're doing like eight, ten a week. There you go. Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll. I'd. I'm. I'm. I'd love to start buying cars from dealerships. You know, we're always expanding our network. So it's not just the Ford store and Big Spring, but the Lexus store in San Diego or the Porsche store. Well, we're already doing business with the Porsche store in Dallas. We're not doing business with the Porsche store in Houston. And Austin has a Bentley store. And anyway, you guys that are in the business out there go to, go to john claywolf.com and click contact John and send me your info and I will give you buzz. We'd like to set up an account with you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Who's this? Daniel, what you got? I got a 08F250. How many miles? 100. What? A hundred and one hundred. 1200. 12 is not too bad. Is it leather? Cloth. It's leather. It's super duty. It's on. It's a. It's a work truck. Does it have a sunroof? What? What's that? Does it have a sunroof? No, sir. Is it a lariat or xl? You said work truck and leather in the same sentence. That doesn't go together. Yes. Super xl. Super duty. Okay, so it's not leather. It's vinyl. Okay, there we go. So it's rubber floor MAT. Is a 2 wheel drive or 4? 2 wheel drive. It's getting worse by the minute. Is it extended? Is it extended cab? Yeah, I know. Is it extended cab or crew? Cab? Extended cab. Is it a long bed? Yes, sir. Okay, so we got a 08110,000 mile. Gas or diesel? Gas. Even worse. I mean we're just gearing down. I mean we're just like. It's like an 18 wheeler going down a mountain. Going down a mountain pass. Okay, I'm fixing to just let the brakes go and hit the runaway high speed thing. Five grand. Five grand? Yeah, that's that maybe. Sounds like a deal. Well then go to givemetheven.com and load it up and I'll. I'll buy it from you. Bobbo, if we get that truck, take that with you to the Aussie concert and let tell Discount. Discount Sean to take that one because they would like that. You should have kept your business in big spot brangs. Hey, Ernesto. A 200000 mile 05 work truck is not really. I mean I'll buy it, but I need to see it. So will you go to give me the vin.com and load it up? Oh, yeah. All right. 800. 800. 72348. 800 radio, huh? Go ahead. No, you go ahead. I took one of your trucks to a concert one time. Do you remember that spirit of Route 66 truck? Yeah. That was only about 12 years ago. You go drive this, man. Okay. I drove it to Dallas to the Steely Dan concert. Man, my straw hat. It's just last minute I kind of snuck off. I didn't tell the old lady I was going throw that truck down there, man. I made it. It made it. It made it. It made it spirited. Whatever. Toto's hash pipe gets studio treatment. I want to get. We'll catch that later. New Steve Perry tune. JD News guy has to rip his own leg off. I'm interested in this. That's. We got a minute. You got one minute to tell the story. A guy in Washington got trapped under his own tractor trailer a couple of months ago and out in the wilderness had to rip off his own leg to avoid dying. Bobble gave me this story. He was uplifting. No, no. Tying down a load of timbered, slid it basically cut him. He cut his own leg off and drug himself to safety. What's. What's uplifting is when you hear the guy talk about it. Yeah. Oh, there's an audio clip there is. We're gonna have to do it real quick here. All right, go. And it was a split second decision. It was either I get pulled into this and lose my life or I rip a limb off. I was standing right here and the truck started to slide and I went in her here because if I had come out this way, it would have took both my legs off. I basically felt or heard the bones in my leg break. They were all freaked out. I said, calm down, guys. Get me a tourniquet before I bleed out. I told him what I wanted. Medic 96, medic 93. And a helicopter. And he goes, wow. Told dispatcher, go. They go, is the patient alert and oriented? I go, you're talking to him. Sounds like a good old Canuck, you know, I mean, it's okay, man. Just. Just. Let's take care of it. Keep playing hockey, keep drinking some Molson, Golson. We'll be right back with more of the show. All right, everybody, listen up. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. This is my first favorite show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. It gets better every time. Those guys are a bunch of. Now, John Clay Wolf. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go, Here we go. What is a moose song? I don't know what a moose song is, Charlie. The moose song. Is this the I'm a Cow song? Just when you think you may have the Internet figured out, somebody puts a weird song about being a cow, about being a cow on the Internet. And this, of course, is the thing that goes viral. Real stupid. Real stupid. Well, everything that's viral stupid pretty much, right? That's the whole point of the epicboobs.com like the greatest hits of. That was not stupid. Here's the Convergence. Here's the Convergence. Turley has actually seen the video. Okay, I just got a. A word about a clip, and I listened to it. And I've listened to this 1400 times this week. I can't leave it alone. Let's hit it. I'm a cow, I'm a cow. I'm not a cat. What for? I don't say now. Wait for it. It's just so strangely hot. Wait, wait for the harmony. Wait, wait, wait for the harmony. Look at DJ. Look at DJ. Look at DJs. Bouncing his head, man. Rocking it. Oh, he just turns the lights off now because. So we can get into the mood. Look at this. So the song. I love them when you're watching it. Yeah. All it is. Is big old boobs just bouncing up and down in the background. Oh, really? You didn't tell us that part. Yeah. So that's what's viral about the video. I'll go look it up. I'll put it on our Facebook. So, like, is that the new thing? If you say she's a cow, she's well endowed. I think that's what it's meaning. Yeah, Prek. You speak the lingo and then you go, moo, baby, moo. Hey, all I know after seeing that video, I mean, you know, I've never felt that way about a cow before for. But that girl, that makes sense. So I bet that'll be the new slang. Oh, baby moo. Moo, rabbit. She's. She's not like. She's got that Cardi B inflection. She's not saying move, she's saying mo. Who the hell's Cardi B? She's making money. Move. She's big in the hip hop scene. Oh, DJ's laughing at me because I don't know who that is. Why are you laughing at me, dj? Hey, man, I'm just laughing, you know, because. Yeah, you're showing, man. You know, I don't want to say your age is showing, but, you know, and I'm older. Cardi B is hot. The cracks coming out of the ER. Frank, does this car really have 500, 000 miles on it? Oh, yes, it does. Oh. Seven Dodge Durango with 537, 000 miles. How many miles run it when you bought it? 18. How many motors or transmissions? How many motors or transmissions have you put in it? It's all original. Oh, shut up. Stop it. Really? Yeah, yeah. What's your secret? How do you stay so young, Frank? I maintain it like. What's that mean? I mean, half a million miles on a Dodge, on a gas Dodge. I mean, the trans. The transmissions had to go out. Actually, you know, the vehicle right now it's got get up and go. Oh. I actually find it hard to believe that it's got that much power and get up and everything. I mean, it doesn't slip or anything. Well, I'm not going to buy it. And you don't need to sell it, you just need to keep it because this is a miracle. And you need to contact Dodge and see if they'll send you some money to be in a commercial. You know what? I've actually tried to contact Chrysler already about how many miles it's got on there and I never get anywhere. Well, you need to talk to this guy. He runs the place. His name? Sergio Marconi Marchoni, whatever it is. Yeah, so start calling his phone and he'll answer it now. On the John Clay Wolf Show. He died a couple of weeks ago. Oh, damn. Sorry. On our. On our Facebook page you can see the I am a cow moo video with the breasted. Oh, good, good, good, good. Yes, it is on our Junkly Wolf show page from Facebook. That's it. And it is as entertaining a video as it is, isn't it? Oh, it's great. The video is awesome. Video is great. Where's it out of? California. California package on it. Let me see. I don't know if that says. I don't think it matters. It's out of the Internet, John. It's out of the ether. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Charlie, catch me up with football. I know nothing. I've watched nothing. I haven't turned it on. Have you? Yes. So it's preseason, man. This is a time you get ready for fantasy football. And of course, if you're a football geek, you're watching your team, you're trying to see who your backups are going to be. Pretty good games are going to come up. I say games. As far as watching your backups go tonight, Cowboys are at home against Cincy at 6 o'. Clock. Houston, it's is at home against San Francisco. That's seven. Watch J.J. watt, he has not looked good. He broke his leg last year and he's kind of been slower. And I don't know, you just, it's. Watch him. See if he, if he plays even tonight. Chargers at Seattle, of course, everybody's picking them out of the AFC to possibly go to the super bowl, which I don't get that. Do you get that, Bobbo? I'm not seeing that. Are they, they. Have they made the move to Oklahoma City yet? No, that's. They're going to change the name to the Tweakers. Yeah, the OKC Tweakers and then Rams there at Oakland. Of course, the Rams are a favorite coming out of the nfc. And the Rams will have the male cheerleaders this year. Watch the male cheerleaders, J.D. i can't wait for them. And then LA Rams, right? Yes. Ram in the LA. Is it. That's funny. The Rams and the, and the Saints in their, in la, right. And their male cheerleaders. Do you see the. Do you see the humor? I do. Some people would think it's funny. I was just Trying. Some people might not think it's funny. I was trying not to point it out so other people would go, hey, what are they talking about? I'm a Ram. In other football news. No, it's a horse. It's a horse. Dak Prescott's father was busted for pot last weekend. You hear this? Nathaniel Prescott, 57, arrested on marijuana charges Saturday afternoon. Stopped in Orange county and California's boy posted his bellies out. We hired Tony Roma's father to be a. Give me the VIN driver. What? Yep. Oh, that's. We could hire Dak Prescott's father. He's gonna need a job when he gets out. And we need some help in Orange County. True. Yes. So this could all mean I could all come. It's all coming together. J.D. fielding. Your name's Fielding? Like Spalding from Caddyshack. Okay. Rockport Corvette, you there? Yes. What? What is your name, sir? My name is Bob. Okay. Female DJ wrote down Fielding. But that. That's my call screener. DJ Prek. But that there's a reason they call him Prek is because his spelling ain't so. His spelling ain't so good. Okay. 98 Corvette with 84 average. Rough or clean? Clean. What color? Red. Rockport? Yes. Okay. Did you buy it new or used? My name is Bob. It. Did you buy it new or used? Bought it used. Oh, what's your name again? She always was kind of a wide stance gal. Does five grand buy it? Excuse me? Does five grand buy it? No. What buys it? 12,000. Oh, I lost Bob. Bob, are you there? Oh, the Hurricane Harvey just came through Rockport and took her away. I got disconnected quickly. I hate when that happens. A 98 vet with 84,000 is worth seven GS. Speaking of pre K who can't spell, we just had another donation to his. To his GoFundMe account for this one. Pimping his ride. This one is from Texas Motion Furniture in Conroe, Texas. Texas Motion Furniture gave us a hundred dollars. There you go. Now we are up to 875. Can you go to texasmotionfurniture.com JD you can actually. We go to Texas Motion Furniture. You like the motion of the ocean in Conroe? I just got $3,000 worth of advertising for 100 bucks right over some white black kid with a 1990 model Cadillac that we're going to spend more money on this car than it's worth. 875 bucks so far. Halfway. More than halfway to our goal. So will 1500 get the wheels and the top DJ. We can try, man. All right, it's your. Put some my own money into it. You know, we'll. We'll get this thing rolling, baby. And we got old Harold Parky. He's. He's splitting on it too. So shout out to my dad, man. You realize a furniture shop in Houston gave more money than your father? Justin zero eight Tundra Buck seventy on the clock. Extended cabs. Small back door, Big back door. Big back doors. So it's a double cab. Yeah, it's double cap. Okay. Is it leather? Cloth? It's cloth, but it's a power. Power driver's seat. Six, seven thousand. Seven thousand. All right, give me the VIN dot com. Six to seven thousand. I said six to seven thousand. But yes, I'll give seven if I like it. All right, go to givemetheven.com we'll get it. Bob in Rockport. Go to givemetheven.com Also, let's look at pictures of your Corvette and anything else you'd like to send us pictures of. Would be glad to inspect. Toto's hash pipe gets a new studio treatment. Yeah. Now we got a cut of this last week and it was performed live, kind of spur of the moment. You know. If you remember, Weezer covered Toto's Africa some weeks ago. In fact, everybody has remade Africa. Africa returned the favor and did a popular Weezer song. Live version was not as good as the studio version. Look at Turley. He's a rocker. He's cringy. He's a rocker. Rocking Jude. There's Lucas there. It's funny, man. I mean, sounds like poison. I like when they put their own twist onto it. And that doesn't sound like a Toto twist, does it? I just really mean Toto is. Is so, Rosanna, what's the good song with the piano and the begin? I'd like to hear that one. That's the best song they sang. It's not Africa. Africa's too chill. I agree with you. Down in Africa, there's also Rosanna and there's also 99. 99. The whole song is about 99. Africa. You can stop that. Yeah, that's terrible. Bills. AJ McCarron suffered. Suffering hairline fracture to his shoulder. That's just news there for if you're a fantasy football. You're looking for quarterbacks to start. AJ McCarron will probably be out and then their. Their draft pick Josh Allen is going to get their. Let's get a start now, rookie. He'll probably be the first rookie this Year out of rookie class to actually start. So interesting. Des Bryant visits the Browns. No deal yet. Comes back with a quote. Man, this place sucks. He went there and, you know, everybody's like, oh, he's gonna sign, he's gonna sign and there's no deal. You think he's just giving him he want. I think he just wanted to be on Hard Knocks. That's what I think. Because HBO is doing this series and stuff. He wants his name out there. And that's what Dez is about, man. Yes, me, me, me. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bobbo, is it your birthday this week? Is my birthday, yeah. No, this is this week's. Oh, says this week's birthdays. Yeah. There's, you know, a lot of famous people have birthdays this week. I wanted to tell you about them. Now I've got this name on top of the list because he's been around longer. He is literally older. Robert Redford turned 82 this week. The big one to me and probably you. Robert Dairo, 75, as we've got a couple of old rock and rollers. David Crosby turned 77. Tommy Johnston, Doobie Brothers is 70. Michael McDonald's old bandmate. Yeah, yeah. Magic Johnson's 59 as of this week. Not too shabby. Still has AIDS. Steve Martin, true story. I was born in the same hospital as Steve Martin. He's. When you get aids, does it ever go away? I don't know. No. The answer is no. But it doesn't go to Waco. Steve Martin is 73 this week. Jennifer Lawrence, who's my secret girlfriend, please don't tell her, is 28. Christian Slater, the poor man's Jack Nicholson is 49. Ben Affleck's 46. Sean Penn turned 58 this week. I saved him for so late in the list because his old lady, Madonna, the most un. Virgin virgin out there, is 60 years old. She's 60. Ex old lady is what I said. Okay. She looks good. Have you seen her? Yeah, you know, it's for 60 years. She's starting to catch that, that older lady. Pretty. Older lady. Pretty. What year does that sit in? About 55. Okay. Goldie haunted pretty good. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Can you see yourself with a six year old? No. No. But if it was Madonna. No. Really? Not for the place. Madonna was never attracted to me. I don't want to know. Oh, that's insane. I mean, you could go down and eat barbecue off the floor of the Tarrant county dog pound and have better Better chance of not getting sick. There's just many options. Going down on Madonna, you're just the wrong age. If you'd been 14 when that like a Virgin came out, that album cover. Oh, oh, oh. But. But Instead you were 11. And that's how you missed that. Yeah. If you. If you think she's hot, if that's your. If that's your material for your private time, then you need to change stations. We'll be back in a minute. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and we buy cars in the radio. He only watches PGA golf and hopes that the head greenskeeper will blow some up. He never knocks before entering a bathroom because it ruins the element of surprise. He resents being told he's constantly late for work. What he is, is in control of his own schedule and everyone else's. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Adam and Brazoria. Brazoria? Where the hell is Brazoria? It's Austinish. No, south of Houston. About an hour. Okay. Houston. Y o u S T O n out in the middle of the Gulf. I thought. I thought Brazoria county was. Wait, is it like. Is Brazoria county golden triangle area? Yeah, it's Brazoria county. Okay, I understand. 16F150. 33,000 m lar leather nav, no roof. What color? Black. Six or eight cylinder. The 508 cylinder. Okay. Anything wrong with it? Not runs good. I did have a. A small accident in it where the front clippers replaced. And that's. That's it. There ain't no such thing as a small accident where the front clip was replaced. I mean, God almighty. You just pull a S this morning or what? A small grandma grocery store accident. She bumped into me with a shopping cart, so we replaced the front clip. Okay, well, maybe I got that. The front clip is like where they cut both frame rails, remove the everything firewall forward, put a whole new front clip on it. They replaced the grill in the headlight. Okay, that's just that grilled in headlights. So now you see where I was coming from. Okay. Yeah. Did it show up on the carfax or do you know? I don't know. To be honest with you. I'm just gonna bit it with a clean carfax. We may have to back it down a touch. If not so 30,000 miles, no roof, black car, nice car. Is there a payoff? Do what? Is there a payoff? Oh, yeah, yeah, I think I still owe. Is the payoff more than 35,000? No, no, it's less than that. Then we're good. I'll. I'll pay your car off and owe you money. Go to, give. Go to give me the vin.com, load it up and give me the vi n.com, computer. Will bid it immediately. My buyers will email you an offer letter. We'll come to your place, pick it up, we'll make your payoff and we'll give you your equity check and get the hell out of there. Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this. Presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Gimme the vin.com. this is my man. It's my restaurant. You two are going to just walk right off that store without your dry white toast, without your full fried chickens and without MacIntyre Murphy. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf, Matt Guitar Murphy. I know exactly what that was. Blues Brothers. Yeah. When they were in the cafe. And this is when she whips out and sings this song. You go get your ass out of here with a. That's your fried chicken. And without Matt Guitar Murphy. Cuz Matt Guitar Murphy was her man. And they're wanting to get the band to put back together and take her man out on the road. That's a good flick. Hey, Lawrence. Color affects a car. The I see it says one. Lawrence wants to know the how the color of a car affects the value. Good question. Very good question. Lawrence, you there? Hey, John Clay. Hey. Hey. From Houston. Cool. Don't ever trust a guy from Houston. Yeah, I listen to you every week. I love the show. And I was just curious why you need to know the color of the car. Because it changes the value considerably. The more expensive the car, the more it matters. So the cheap cars, it doesn't matter. The three grand stuff, it doesn't matter. A white one with tan leather will always do better. It's just that is the best color combo in the business. Period. End of story. If you've got a Corvette with a white Corvette with red interior, it's going to bring. Yeah, it depends on what year, you know. So again, the more expensive the car, if it's 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, the more this matters. So if we're talking about $100,000 Rolls Royces. The colors are big, man. I mean, ten thousand dollar swings. I got you. But if we're talking about, you know, 2012 Camrys with 80. The colors. $500 swings. So. But white. White, like a white, white Ferrari. You got a 360 or a battalion or whatever the hell it is. White, White. Oh, man, I. I've never. I've never owned a Ferrari. Me neither. I wouldn't have guessed. No. But. Yeah. So the right color. And Charlie's learned this about the vets and the red. Red interiors and sports cars with red interiors, they just. That's what they want, you know. Red and red bruise colors, bruised colors like navy blues, purples. Well, purples and Mopars are good. Navy blues and navy. Hang on. God damn it. All right. Navy blue and maroon. Y' all are asking questions. I'm trying to tell you. Navy blue and maroon. God has officially damned it. That's a bruise color. Wait, you're interrupting me. You're sitting there trying to fill in and stepping all over my damn toes. I'm so sorry. All right, bruise colors. J.D. because you're getting to the point. There's Satan. See? He loves it when we argue. That's really funny, J.D. what, like he actually does that? What? Come on. Yes, he does interrupt just because you say it, he's gonna go out and. Damn it. No. Yeah. God. Well, God will. Damn it. I don't think you understand precisely how God works. No, I don't. Maybe you could inform me. I mean, you know, this is great information. I thought all these years, maybe I did, maybe I don't. It's a figure of speech. What? God damning something. Yes, I gotcha. Never happens. Never happens. But what about Devil? Damn it. Yeah. Do you do it? Nah. No. No one. Damn. The only. You know, you only get damned if you're a rock and roll star. That's the only way. You sound like Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs this morning. That's what that. That's what that whole highway to hell things. All about the rock star. Put the lotion. Hey, devil say. Put the lotion in the basket for me. It puts the high bid on its car or else its business won't go far. Put the lotion in the basket. We have broken $1,000 on the pre K. Go fund me. $1,015. Thank you, Andrew Dean. Andrew Dean gave us 30 last week. He just gave us 140. Wow. D.J. they love you. They want you to live deep. Love you. This is so what we're doing is a test here about. This is really a test of evangelistic preachers. Amen. Kind of. Do you want me to fly in my own jet? Donate now. So we started with DJ Pre K, the white black kid. That's entertaining. Do you want him to pimp and ride dirty? They do. They're donating. They do. You can go to John Claywolf.com and donate now to DJ Pre K's 1990 Eldorado that he's going to pimp out. He's going to put some Dayton knockoffs and some Vogue tires and a Gucci ragtub to set it just right. Just right. It's all about being just right. And you want the link? It's at the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook or just help me ball or John Clay Wolf, 800-800-7234. You can take your car to give me. You don't have to take your car anywhere. You just go to Give me the VIN. VIN. Give me the VIN.com. if you don't have your VIN number, just put in your license plate number in your state. People still, as the show grows, people are still learning about that. They're kind of going, you really do this. And of course, go to the Better Business Bureau. I heard one of the buyers, I was just downstairs taking my dog out and one of the buyers was telling, why don't you go to the Better Business Bureau? Do we really have a 98% approval rating? That's what he was saying. We have a thousand reviews online and like six are bad, and the six bad ones are all the same. We didn't pay them enough for their. We didn't offer them enough for their car. I mean, how can you be a bad person if you don't give them enough money? But. But is it me or is there any car dealer in the world that has over even a 90 approval rating? No, it's hard to do. Yeah. Okay. Google the reviews. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you a hundred dollars. Just send you a personal check for 100 bucks. That's how I do it. If I don't beat your written CarMax offer@givemetheven.com, send you a check for $100. We'll get it to you within a week. And it's real, man. It's very real. We'll be back with more of the show in just a minute. I'll give you an idea what kind of family mine is. I took everybody in my family to Hawaii broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. An image up being the clampage. Go to Maui now. John Clay Wolf. The what? The clampets go to Maui. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Jim in Cyprus. Good morning. A12ES350 with 73, 000 miles leather roof. What color? It's black. I don't have my. I was going to look it up on my software thing, but don't have it, so I'll wing it. Does 10 grand buy it? No, it's gotta be more than that. How much? How about 14? How about now? We got a number. Now we can think. Okay. Did you take it to any dealerships, get it appraised? Been to Carmax, do any of that stuff? Yeah, I'm on my way right now, actually. Which one? Where are you going? Tell me about it. Going to Texas Auto Direct and probably a couple others. Those guys are. No, I can't say that. No, I, I, well, here's the interesting. I, I do a lot of business with them. I'll probably wind up with that. Your car. If you sell it to them, I'll wind up buying it from them. Isn't that weird how that works? All right, well, because they'll, they'll make a little bit off of. When I buy from them. They make a little bit bit off of you, but it's all, you know, everybody's wheels got to get greased. But you've got me directly right now we're straight mono emano. So I'll give you all the money that I'll pay for it. Okay, what color is it? It's black. Average rough or clean? I'd say average. All right, average. Let's just, let's just cut the chase and be real and not talk about, about dreamy numbers or low ball numbers. Average MMR on this thing, which is market. Basically what the comp. The comp. The index of the marketplace at the auctions is 11. 11,000. 5:50. Why is your car. I mean that, that. So that's the money, right? That, that's the real wholesome money. Because here's a 58,000 mile one that brought 12. Here's a 59,000 mile when that brought 11. And then here's, you know, a 72,000 mile one that brought 13, nine. And here's a 74,000 mile one that brought 76, so it was wrecked. Here's a 74,000 mile one THAT brought 11. Yours has 73 average MMR. What I say 11 550. That's the money. Will that buy it? Yeah. That's not going to get it. Why? Sorry? Because I, I, I think I can get more in the private party range. I'm between like, 5, 15, 8, 20 to 17, 6, 7. But do you have life insurance? I do. Okay, good. Because when you run on craigslist and they come kill you and murder you and we find you in the trunk and, like, you're breathing your last breath and gurgling blood, and I said, I told you you should have taken the 11, 550. You're like, but I was trying to get 12 grand for it. It's like, see? No, I know I can get more than that. No, no, no, no, no. Don't, don't, don't start. Tell me what you know, because you don't know, sir, that I do. I do this 500, 700 times a week. I know, and I'm trying to tell you. Your car, equipment, depending. If you go to Carmax right now, they're gonna hit the car with 70 right there, about where I am. 11, 5. They might hit you at 11. I bet you a hundred dollars Carmax is going to hit you at 11. Texas Direct's gonna hit you at 11. 5. I'll bet you a hundred dollars if you want. Okay, okay. Okay. And then when you're done, you show me those pictures and you send them to me, and I get to buy it for a hundred over what they offer, what the best offer is. Okay. But I still owe you a hundred if I was wrong on the bet. So I might have to buy it for 100 over, plus the hundred I owe you on the bet. Does it make sense? Okay, go to. Give me the vent. Give me the vin.com. now, here's a, here's a kicker. Here's how you can cheat if you tell them what we're doing because they all hate me. You got to understand, these guys just hate me, right? I mean, we're coming in from out of outer space, and we're. And we're taking over the car business. Texas Direct doesn't hate me because we're friends, but they still, you know, you're, we're fighting over the cars. Carmax absolutely hates my guts. It actually makes me get out of bed in the morning. It gives me my drive. So if you use my name, they'll hit a little bit harder is what I'm trying to tell you. That's fine. Anyway, we got a bet. 11 on CarMax, 115 on TDA. And I'm higher than TDA and. And we got a hundred dollar bet there and I get to buy it for 100 over. All right, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Stephen in Las Vegas, good morning. Yes, sir. What you got? I got a 17 Ford F150 Platinum Las Vegas. Are you a gambler? No. Okay, 17 F250 Platinum with 3,000 miles diesel, four wheel drive. Four wheel drive, leather roof, nav. What color? Black on black. All right. 3,000 miles. I don't even want to ask why it only has 3,000 miles. But I want to ask, do you have a payoff on it? A little bit. Not much. Okay. These cars are bringing a lot of money because the commodity constraints from. I think it's a magnesium plate. Long story short, there's a part that they're not able to make right now. So it screwed up the inventory supplies on these Ford trucks. So the dealers don't have many new. They don't have many new ones. So I can pay more for this car now than I was. And that goes on all Ford trucks. Really diesel as a whole. Guys, if you're listening, you can go to give metheven.com paying a lot more for diesels than the past three weeks than we were three weeks ago. But these particularly, I'll give 65,000 for this truck. That's pretty close to what I paid for it. Yeah, new, right? I'll do that. So you pay. You paid that new? Yeah. And this is, this is a year later, almost two model years later because the 19s are coming out and I'm offering you what you paid for it or close to it. That's funny. Yeah, I'll give it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll get a bottle. One more quick diesel. Sergio. A12 Diesel Cummins Crew Cab. Cloth or cloth or leather? Cloth. Average rough or clean? It's the average SLT or ST or Laramie. It's the st. Does it have vinyl seats or cloth? Use it cloth. So it cloth. Does it have carpet or rubber mat? Carpet. Chrome grill or black? It's a color match. I need to see it. Go, go to givemetheven.com, send some pictures. And I'm thinking mid 20s, maybe upper 20s. But I've got to see it. So take some good pictures. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up and send it in. And the VIN number or the license Plate will do the trick. Okay, enough cars. I'm tired of cars. My God, dude, we've done so many cars. J.D. i'm. I'm going. I'm going hard out. I'm going nuts. Nuts. Okay. I've gone nuts. We've got auctions. Yeah, I got proof. You go nuts, too. No, I'm losing my mind. Just. Just too much. Too, too much. Yeah, you go a million miles. For those who don't, don't. This show is just a very small part of your week. You go. This show is my, my. We'll do 2, 000 cars this month. Are you serious? Yeah, dude, that's. That number doesn't even sound real. Well, it is 2, 000 cars. I'm gonna have to start smoking grass. No, you're not. I haven't turned to drugs yet. When I feel like it, I'll just talk to you, J.D. because I know you turned to drugs years ago. Drugs and alcohol. Drugs didn't help me. Okay, well, a little bit later when you want to talk about cars again, I have some cool stuff. You. 1967 Ford Mustang Shelby has been found that may be worth millions. Millions of dollars. You want to hear about that one? Later. No. Okay. It's very cool. It's very, very cool. I don't want to hear about cars. Dude. Here's something else. We're. We're fixing to go to two lanes of the Dallas Auto Auction. Okay. Will that be double the cars? Yeah. Oh, geez. Right, so we're going to start. So what we do at Dallas Auto auction right now, we're going to double it. And I've got about three weeks to build that up to inventory. This week, we're going to have 441 lane. Unless I figure something else out, and that's too many, it won't work. It goes on all day. Dude, we. When we're still selling cars. The auction is over. There's 23 lanes every. No, it's not. I'm not. They're cleaning up. Seriously. They're sweeping the floors and. Oh, yeah. Hey, you guys going to lock up? Yeah, we'll be done here in a little while. I'm serious. I'm serious. Everybody else has done and gone home. Absolutely. Oh, all the haters have already come by and flicked us off and looked at us and said, oh, they're money launderer. How can you do. He's backed by the cartel. That's a good one. I've heard. I'm a money launderer. This Week. And I'm back by the cartel. Yeah. Wow. I always. I always liked lat hot Latins by with Eisenberg and Lane love and they got good food. So how are you going to do it twice? I mean you not at the same time, obviously. Well, Ken Montgomery's going to rep the other lane. Dumbass. How do I know this? Why do you. No, that's why Kent resigned from his big Nash. You know he was Mr. Big Corporate. Our listeners don't know who Ken. I do. And he came to join us. He and I've been talking about this for years. And. And he's gonna run the second lane. Gotcha. And then who's gonna run the lane in Southern California? Yes. In the lane in Orlando. Yeah. There's a lot of work here to do. I'm gonna try to stay off drugs. I'm gonna try like hell not to be an alcoholic. You're going to do me. You don't have time to be an alcoholic, dude. Trust me. I'll tell you what I have time to do is sit in the pool and chill. That is like the most. That's what I told my wife last night. This is the most important hour of my day. Good. I'm glad you do that. I'm really glad you do that. Some people never stop. Yeah. And then they die. I don't want to die. I don't want to die. Not trying to bring in bring. I just want to be the used car manager for the United States of America. I want every rose and they die. JD and his axle rose and you're gonna die. Then they die. It's up to you. Your calls. I don't want to die or die. I know you're not going to because you take that time off. You slow down now. Can I sell you some insurance, baby? You're in the car business, baby. Axel Rose, everybody. We got Axl Rose here with us. Good morning. Axl Rose. What's up buddy? I haven't seen you since last Christmas. We you were came in to sing holiday tunes for us. I've been making my insurance payments to J.D. red. Yeah, I sold him 20 years ago. I sold him insurance and his. So, Axel, what's going on in your world? I've been on the road so long having my rock and roll dream. Hey, how are you a slash? Word to Whitney. I'm so sorry. What happened? Oh, Whitney Houston. Whitney died, baby. Did she have insurance? You didn't hear about it at the Beverly Hills Hotel. She's getting rspct. Are you Gonna die, actually. Oh, Whitney, I miss you now, child. My Whitney girl. Give me y' all that red, man, baby. Whitney, take us out. Right, Axel? Right now, if you'll take us out to the break. We gotta go. You're looking for John Clay Wolf? He ain't here. But he'll be back, baby. Oh. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. Why won't anybody pimp this r? It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. My ball. Get that crazy. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Always was kind of a wild stance guy. Now, John Clay Wolf, who you call? Hey, Abram, you just emailed me a Porsche that you're working on with a customer. Please call me at 800. 800 7234. Since it's a. I've got a 17C 4S. Want to make sure that's right, cuz the pictures don't look like that. 800, 800 radio. Good morning, everybody. D.J. i told you to handle Jeff. Did you handle Jeff? Why is he still here? Jeff, did he handle you? He did. Okay. Were you just hanging out to listen? Yeah. Well, the 800 number I got to pay for, so would you mind streaming off your own dime? All right, I do want to buy your. Let's just buy your damn truck. How much is the truck? It's 06 Chevy with 54,000 miles average. Rough or clean? It's clean. It's an LT, but it's clean. Is it leather? Cloth. Cloth. All right. What color? White. Does ten grand. Buy it. It's a six liter. Does ten grand, buy it. Eleven, five would. Okay, I want to buy it. What's that? I want to buy it. I bought it. Okay. All right, so. So now. So now it's a DJ pre K. We get them on the. On the radio. Dj, Listen, I know you're a young man that used to work at Party City airing at balloons. Then you came with us and we taught you this side and now you're a buyer. Give me the VIN when I tell you to handle somebody. Handle. Oh, I got it, man. You know I got his number right here. Yeah, but the man said it takes 115 to buy his truck. So we bought his truck. There we go. We got to go faster than this. I ain't got all effing day. Okay, let's get it. All right, let's get it. All right, go to givemetheven.com. jeff, load it up. It's gotta have a clean carfax. Be a real truck. But if it is, I Own it. You gotcha. Thanks. 800-800-723-4. Speaking of pre K, our GoFundMe account is now at $1134, thanks to Katy customfinishes.com in Katy, Texas. He's making more off this today than he did at Party City in three years. Three years. And they can. They custom do cars? Actually, yeah. Katie. Custom finishes. Look at this. Look at this. So what this is turned into. Hang on just a second. Let's be real, real honest here. This has turned into. I'm pimping DJ Prek's ride by giving away free advertising to a lot of business people at $100 a lick. Yeah. Yes, please help me ball. You know. Okay. I love it. I just wanted to be. Our accounting department just gave 50 bucks. If you go to. If you go. If you go to John Claywolf.com you can donate to. We're pimping DJ Prek's ride. He's got a 1990 El Dorado. I think it's only fair, though. I mean, he's out there living in the world. He's got a picture, pay rent. He's got to buy groceries. You know, he's got to buy gas to get to. He turned you down to be his roommate. I know. I know. He's out there in the world, starving. Guess who's getting jealous. Have you been laid since you've moved to town? He's having such a hard time, you know, paying his way in the world. We need to pimp his ride. He's jealous. Hey, that premium gas ain't cheap. Oh, yeah, I know. We need to go all out of our way. We need to spend hours and hours a week screwing with your Cadillac. Have you fixed the brakes on it yet? I have not. Okay. That's too expensive to live. He can't fix the brakes. The link is the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. We're. But we're capitalists here, Bob. And speaking of capitalists, capitalism, there's more. There's Rush Limbaugh. Yeah, the King. I mean, dial him up. Are you coming, John? Yes. Are you coming through? Okay. Yes. Good morning from Florida. Now I can hear you. I think I've got a. I've got a button pressed wrong here somewhere. The Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Hey, what about all these guys? These. And I'll use the word, former employees of our intelligence agency. Losing their clearance. Clearance. Clearance. And they're all hacked off. Here's the thing. There's just a guideline that I've used successfully. I should Say, you're amazing. Yours truly, El Rushbow. Know which side of the bread the butter comes on? Sure. If you're a former intelligence agent and you don't want your intelligence clearance taken away. Why not? Don't go on tv. Yeah, that's a good concept. Why not? You're. I mean, you're obviously an expert at hiding. Keep it closed. Why don't you? Stay hidden. Zip it. That sounds pretty intelligent. Button it up. Doesn't it? Yes. You know, they. In a way, in a form, they kind of took away my clearance. They did. Years ago. I don't know if you remember. I don't. Early 2000s, I had my Vicodin clearance revoked. Yeah, well, that's because you were overdoing it. But look. What? How do you overdo it? Daily. I got one of my notices from one of several doctors because I enjoy doctors. I like doing business with them. You're the king of the docks. Send my housekeeper over for a bottle or two. Doc shops sent me an email that said, how are you eating? 80 percocets a week. Well, I'm not. I'm just saving them up. We all go on vacation sometimes. That's a. It's a long ride to Orlando. Okay. It's about a four Percocet ride. And this is after they did away with real life Quaaludes. Right. So I feel justified in saying it's always a good time for a Percocet or two. And they cut me off. Yes. There's a reason. Absolutely. Cut me off. Or did they? Oh, did they? What? What? Because I have friends in the business and don't tell anyone about this news. Yeah. Here we go. My friend Ted Nugent. Oh, geez. Along with Kid Rock. Yeah. And I'll be honest. John Cryer, you know him from that Two and a Half Men show. Showed me how to use the Deep Web. No, he didn't. Yeah. No. And the fact that intelligence. Actual working intelligence agents can't see this makes it virtually legal. You have as many as you want, as many as you want to pay for. No. And edible panties as well. They've got a lot of neat merchandise on that Deep Web. I bought. I actually bought my own R2 unit. You know what an R2D2 is? Yes. That's from that Star Trek movie. Right. And I. I bought one of these things. And he rolls around and talks to me. I say, R2. And he turns his head and says, no, it's awesome. Star Wars. And when you've had a Percocet or two, you. You can really talk to this little robot a long time. Get yourself one. Find it on the deep dark web. And you heard it here first, folks at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God. Thank you, Rush Abercrombie, I see you online too. Can you hear me? Yes, sir. Okay, so I got your email. You shot over to me. I'm looking at this portion, Oklahoma city. It's a 17. Now looking at the pictures of it, I see Kim Kardashian hips. Do you know what that means? No, sir. It's just a big old wide ass, big old booty, which means in the portion s body. An S body. And I want to make sure. Yes, sir. So it looks like an S body from the ass end, but you can't judge a book by its cover. Correct. Have you ever seen a woman nude and you felt like you were in the locker room and in 10th grade from the backside? Shamefully, yes. You know, that kind of looks like George back in like 11th grade. She's got the same backside as him. And that's what this Portia looks like to me. So I want to make sure it's not. It's George and not Kim. His nipples are very attractive. Okay. So anyway, the guy, the guy wants 75, 000 for it. It's a 17, 9 11. He wants to say he's firm. He's firm on 73. John. We mix and I hit it at 65. Well, average. It's got tacky miles. It's a stick though, right? Correct. Are you sure it's a stick? I will verify that. Yeah, I think you need to verify that with them because, like only half of a percent of them are stick shifts. They're all PDK transmissions down. So get some pictures of the inside. Get a picture of the window sticker. I'm a 70 grand buyer right now, and I'll. I may go up if, if I see some more equipment on the. I noticed on the, on our system, y' all didn't build it right. You didn't add for the 20 inch wheels. So do that. Build those cars right when you're building them in our system. Don't be a. Okay. What you're hearing is behind the scenes because this is actually a senior buyer John's talking to. You're actually doing well. I'm jacking with you. Thank you to Abercrombie. But we want to get the car the Porsche bought, and we've got that. We're going up to Oklahoma City today to pick up that BMW i8, that supercar. So we could pick that up on the trailer too. All right. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Becca and Arlington, you've got an Alpha Hummer, is that correct? Yeah, it's got 103,000 miles. Is it lifted or stock? Yeah, it's. It's electric. No, is it lifted? Did you do anything after? Or is it stock? Is it the way it was when it was new? Or has it been jacked up with big wheels and tires? No, it's stock. Okay, so for those of y' all who don't know, and Becca, you may explain. Do you know what the Alpha package means? It's got a whole bunch of extra divies on it. Becca don't know either. Okay. Are you sure? It's an Alpha package. That's why we call the company. Give me the vin. Because our computer will decode that VIN number and make sure it's an Alpha. If it's an Alpha, I'm a 14 grand buyer. If it's not an Alpha, I'm a nine. I'm a nine grand buyer. Okay, we'll go to givemetheven.com, load it up. And like everybody, if we don't beat a CarMax offer, a written CarMax offer, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars just. Just for the opportunity. Avon07 escalade ext. Wait, is that the truck? Yes sir, it is. Average. Rougher, clean. Rough? Why Army? Why is it rough? Well, she's a product of a three year long divorce and custody battle. And every time he repossessed it illegally, he did something to it. You don't sound better though. New front fender. Okay, a rear fender. It has a broken back headlight. It's been in a bar fight. It's a 07 laid with 121. It's the DA da da da blah blah blah blah. Is it eight grand? That would be really fabulous. Go to, give me five. Go to givemetheven.com. send pictures. But please send pictures of the damaged area so we can figure out what it's going to cost us to fix it. And if I can fix it and still make it work, I'll give 85. But I've got to see the pictures. Okay, that sounds fair. So, Ava. Ava. What's a nice straight woman like you, a churchgoing woman, doing listening to a bunch of jerks like us on Saturday morning in Andrews, Texas? Well, until my divorce, I was blessed with a man. We had a good living. I Owned the Queen bee, the Super SS Camaro. So you're for exactly six weeks your car not for 25000 more than my bought her for. I love cars. I've driven hot rod rod my entire life. Gotcha. Gotcha. Do you. Is this the first time you've ever tuned into us? Yes sir. Well no. I've listened to you off and on for the past couple of months. My brother turned me on to you and he was like you need to talk to, to them. Good. Well I hope we keep you entertained. Speaking of we need to get off this car crap. It's going to make everybody start puking on themselves. Some people love the cars. Everybody loves cars. And then some people don't. You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta feed them funny in cars. That ext is the, the automotive equivalent of the meth hyena of a car. And speaking of meth hyena. See that's. I'm worried about our, our in house Hannah. Our, our, our young 21 year old Hannah. Hannah. She's been. Got a broad shouldered old. No, she's not at all. And she's gonna go be a model and I'm worried they're gonna take advantage of her. We've got pictures of her on the John. I want to know if she's pretty enough to make it. Oh she is. Absolutely. Certainly we post in the modeling world. Modeling world. We, we. I don't want her to turn into a mess hyena. And she's good on camera too. I've seen her and I've produced and directed a lot of TVs. If you go to John Clay Wolf's show, y' all put up some pictures of Hannah. We need to know if she's pretty enough to put make it as a pro model. We're, we're a hit in the penitentiary. The pin where I see on my run sheet. We're a hit in the pen. I've known this for years, dude. I get listener mail from convicts all the time. Yep, I imagine they listen to the, the podcast. Remember they have a little bit of time. They do have a little time. 5 to 15. Could we do a listener party at a, at a. The answer is no. Why Johnny Cash did it. Yeah, Johnny Cash did. That's the last one the pulled it off successfully. Good luck. Well no, I think Merle Haggard did in the 70s. What does unsuccessfully look like? Yeah, it is very hard to get clearance. I used to take AA meetings into, into jails and prisons. It's really hard to get clear. Yeah, but you're not funny. That's true, but I wasn't taking anything funny with. They didn't like what you had to tell them? Yes, they did. Actually. There's a very small group of them are wanting to listen to what you had to say. I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say. Given your background and maybe even Bobble's background, getting him an approach prison would not be hard. But getting about may be difficult. Johnny Cash got in. Yes, he did. All right, we'll be back. Uno momento. Four, four. We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com coming up. 1-877-pimp-my ride. 1-877-pimp my ride, send a little money Pre K's way and pimp my ride today 1-877-dent my ride Pimp fit my ride Send a little money Pre K's way pimp my ride today when you give money to Pip DJ Pre K's ride, you're doing more than helping restore a vintage hoodmobile. You're helping a young playup make his hip hop dream a reality. And we don't really have a toll free number, so please don't call. 1-877-Pimp My Ride. 1-877-Pimp my Ride send a little money pre K sway and pimp my ride today I'm a high tech hillbilly, baby. What's wrong with you? I'm a redneck. Oh, yeah. We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Which means I am about to do something to you that you will not Remember until you're 40. This will be like shooting cats off a grandma's sofa. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. So if you want to help DJ pimp his El Dorado, go to John Claywolf.com and the GoFundMe is there. We are over eleven hundred dollars now. That's great. Thank you, Tony. Tony just gave 12. Tony. I feel like I'm doing the telephone. Or if you're an upholstery shop and would like to donate the toppings, install and get some free plugs on or a Dayton wheel distributor. We could, we could work a deal with you as well. Now you're thinking. So what are we gonna do with this money then? Well, we'll just do. We'll get the brakes fixed, Pimp Bobbo's house, all this stuff too. And he just runs right into a wall because he's got no brakes. So hang on, we did we did get another we. I grabbed one of the letters from a prisoner out of my briefcase and I gave it to KCK so. Good morning, Casey. Good morning, John. How you doing? I'm good. This particular letter, we have a dedication to go. It's a long distance dedication to Amarillo. It says, dear John, my son wanted to know if you would please do a shout out to him. And the guys in the Clements unit prison in Amarillo, they listen to you every Saturday morning. And they'd be so thrilled if you could do it. They look forward to that. His name is James. Hey, James. And they. They said to tell you that Michael McDonald is their favorite call in person. It would be greatly appreciated. Thanks from mom or Robbie. And we'll play a little Johnny Cash out of prison for the guys in the Clements unit, including James. They took my boy James to the slam. Oh, it's Michael McDonald's studio. We got Casey K. And Mike getting incredible. He said he never met that girl but she charged, she found a choice and now he's down in the. He's in the. He's in the jailhouse now. Hey, Michael. Please be careful with the soap, James. Oh, all right, baby. Oh, man. Don't trade your sausage for freedom. Just collect your cigarettes, baby. They're having fun. You can stop now because they can't hear you. They're laughing so hard. I'd write you a letter if you could read. Hey. Give your feet in the ground to keep reaching for the. Thank you. Casey. Casey. Oh, my. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number Lewis in Texas. 17F350 lariat lifted. If it's lifted. If it's a lifted dually, I need to see pictures of it because that's a big job. What size tires are on it? 37. It's a big truck. Can you take some pictures and load it into givemetheven.com? i did already. About 10, 15 minutes ago. Okay, so. Of course. Timeout. Time out. Slow down, cowboy. Listen, this is good. So the computer made an offer off the VIN number, right? Correct. Okay, so did the computer know that you had a 27 inch lift and 50 inch tires? No, it's not that. It's not that big. I understand, but there's a difference. And how the hell can a computer know that you're a redneck? It doesn't. But I do. And I appreciate it. And I'll pay more for your bad taste, because I share the same bad taste as you. We're Brothers like that. But I need to see pictures. Did you load the pictures in it? Yes, I loaded one. Okay, well, that. That. That side boob shot is the one I need. So whoever down in the buyer's room that has that, please email it to me and I will look at it up and keep listening, Lewis. And I'll bid it over the air after I see the photos. Okay? Okay, thanks. Does it have a sunroof? Yes. Dual power sunroof, Pre K. You got to put roof on here, so I know they got roofs. Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Did you hear that? I love that stuff. What stuff? Well, I did put it in. Didn't like the bid. Oh, yeah, but here's why. You got 15 inch tires. I love that stuff. That's what you do. That's what you do. That happens all the time. All day. Peter knows a lot downstairs. And give me the vin. Sure. But it doesn't know everything. It doesn't know the sex appeal and everything. It's bidding a stock unit. Sure. Now there are options. Does it have a 20 inch wheel? Click it. Yes. And guess what? If it doesn't have a 20 inch wheel and you push the 20 inch button, then we got to back it up a little bit. But. But it can't. When you especially Jeep wranglers, throw them out the window. Computer can't beat a Jeep Wrangler. No. How the hell can a. It'd be like asking a computer to bid a beauty contest. Can't do it. Too much sexual appeal. That's why we need the pictures. Yes. Pictures. My God. You send something in with a vin, you're like, oh, you don't. You don't know what you're talking about. Well, sir, I don't see any pictures. No. And then he rattles off five other dealerships he's been to to get bids, and how we're lower than them. Well, timeout. So you've spent like seven hours of your life driving this thing and jacking with car dealers, and you went to give me the VIN and just spent 75 seconds and sent it in. Give me a minute to know what I'm looking at. Sure. That attention to detail. Hey, my girlfriend's hot. Versus. Want to see a Polaroid, right? Yeah. Big difference. Big difference. John's losing it. You're hearing it live. What is the Norman Protocol? The Norman Protocol, man. First week we did this, we got some good stuff. We got a lot of good stuff. When we. When we secretly recorded Uncle Norman. Yeah. Okay. This Week? Not so much. Oh, not so much. Did it turn bad so it shouldn't be on our run sheet? Yeah, maybe. I thought you might want to talk about. Hey, John, here's some stuff. Now hang on just a second. How many. How much time do you have to prep for. For the one show a week that you do all week long. Oh, okay. All week long. Here's some stuff we do not want to discuss. Number three through seven. No, I'm just saying. We're getting the laundry list now. Put them on hold. Prek. God almighty. We're getting 20 minute recordings of car rides, you know, a lot of doors opening and closing. I have some interesting news, Brian. What city are you in, Brian? I'm in Austin. Okay. Catch me up. Okay. I just sent a tweet to the John Clay Wolf page on Twitter. Hannah answers that. Say again, good looking. Hannah answers that. She's our social media liaison, but yes. Cool. She always was kind of a wide stance guy. Metallica played in San Quentin in May of 2003. Yeah. It was current bass player Robert Trujillo's first show with the band. And the footage from the show was used in the Stager video. And how was the term mean? They had to love it, right? I mean, how was the time the inmates were going? How was the turnout? That's the dumbest question of the month. I bet it was pretty strong, you think? The turnout was pretty good. Y' all know I ain't going down there. I'm gonna stay right here and do my crossword puzzle again. They had a captive audience. Yeah. How was the turnout when Metallica played the prison? And that was probably. That was during a dark period for Metallica. So that was actually a good. Probably the best song off that album too. It's pretty cool. Yeah, perfect. All right. The turnout was almost as good as ELO last Monday night at American Airlines Center. We'll be back in just a minute. He only drinks expensive whiskey when he's drunk enough to shoplift. He doesn't mind being the last to leave the workplace. He finds it provides a great opportunity to get to know co workers offices. He refuses to engage the services of a daycare facility that won't consider the organization of a toddler fight club. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light. Tall boy. Yeah, buddy. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. He said, you know, I've Got this great little studio down in muscle shows. And these cats. These cats are really greasy. You gonna love it. She walks in and she's got this aura around her. Pretty thick. The girl is special. So she walked right over to the piano, and then she just hit this unknown chord. I would say the musicians would just listen to what it was I was doing, and then they would decide what they were going to do around that. We don't own these songs, you know, Anybody can sing a song. We don't own them. Well, I just like to live with a song. You just sit with a song, you know, you take your time and you listen. Listen to it. That's about it. But I'm not going to tell you my trade secrets now, John. Clay Wolf. It's a good tune. Did you see her play for the. The Kennedy Awards deal a couple of years ago? Obama. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She sounded as good as she did when she was 20. It's a big deal. She reminds me a lot of my grandmother, who you never met. Lexi Dell. That's where that Hammond organ over there came from. Are we ever going to play that? We went. I got it installed. I thought Bobo knew how to play it, but he doesn't. So I've got to get my Aunt Linda up here to play it. Okay. There you go. Okay. Lexi D's daughter. You've been playing Van Halen songs on it. This one song I know how to play. And Tabitha's been playing a little bit, but something that grabbed me and Aretha, of course, this came out and I missed it whenever it happened, but Pavarotti was sick during the performance of one of his operas. He couldn't make it. And Aretha came in and sat in on a number and sang that deal. Like. Yeah. I don't know where or when, but I heard the clip on a radio news broadcast, like, on Friday. She's really, I think, not underappreciated, certainly not underrated, but in the mainstream. I don't think people realize what a talent, what a force of nature Aretha was. But that. That. That old. But if you watch that video of the Kennedy deal, I mean, she's an older woman at that point. Yeah, yeah. And she sits down at that piano and her head starts bobbing and she looks not decrepit, but like she couldn't do it and then just nails it out. My grandma was the exact same way, even when she was. Got into senility. Sure. And she was. Didn't know her own name. I could put her on that organization and she just. Boom, boom. Come all the way back. They say that about music. It's the damnedest. I mean, she came all for that minute. While she was playing those songs. She was back to Lexi all the way. And then you when she quit. Where are we? They do that constantly in. In homes where they work with people's minds. Music, for whatever reason, brings them back, boom, immediately. She used to take that set up to these bluegrass festivals and all this different stuff and play. Babo and I were talking about it and he used to. We go with his dad, who's a pro fiddler. And they were at the same one back in the 70s. Oakdale Park. Oakdale Park. Glen Rose. Funny, but we've done them all, man. Lindsay and Perrin and some of the big. Hey, Chip and Plano. Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning. How you doing? Good, good, good. Does this Duramax Denali have a sunroof? Negative on the sunroof. What color is she? She's white. Okay. It's got nasty miles for the year model. Yeah, they're a little bit high. Where do you live? I live in beautiful Kalioke, Texas. Okay, well, I don't know where that is, but a 17 Duramax diesel. Does it have. Did they make a high country Denali? I don't think so. It's either a Denali or it wasn't. HD 2500. Got the air conditioned seats and heated steering wheel and all the goodies except for the sunroof. We can screw around and negotiate and play games and you can say, I need more and I can say I'll pay less and all that crap. I'm just gonna hit you right between the eyes. Your nose is gonna start bleeding and we're either gonna do it or not. You ready? Are you sitting down? Okay, 50 G's. I'll write a check. Yeah, I am. 50 G's. I'll write A check. Oh, man. I was hoping for more like 55ish. Hang on. Are you there? Chip? What? Chip, are you there? Are you there? I'm here. Oh, I lost you. Oh. Go get 17,000 miles on it. Chip, call me back. Can't make that work. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Dana, a police Crown Vic is worth nothing. Okay, well, it's pretty clean. It's. I know. It's a. It's a really, really nice car. I bought it. Just kind of. Yeah. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800. 800 radio. Catalytic converter. So it runs good on regular gas. If you want to celebrate Aretha Franklin's life this week, I sell I suggest you watch the Blues Brothers movie. I'm sure it's playing on all the stations, if I was guessing. And if you're not familiar with it, you'll give yourself a treat. I know I did find. I found that clip that Baba was talking about where Aretha stepped in for Pavarotti and I sent it to Michael, so I don't know how long just sent it to him. It's really amazing. We'll get it in our number four. We're coming up with the end of our number three and we are going to lose a few affiliates, the buzz and ZPs. But you can stream us@john claywolf.com, click listen live and it will continue on with our number four. Top. If you're in a MAR out of the 27, 28 stations we're on, I think three of us drop at 11. Correct. Three of them. The rest of them carry on the the 11 o' clock hour and you can stream it or you can get the podcast John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. The podcast is right there. Itunes and all that. Hey, and Kioz, good traffic come out. This morning has been nice spending some time with our friends in San Diego. San the mountain in Vegas. Yeah. And we finally got the keys to our new office in Vegas. We've got the signs ordered. We're fixing to move Boots out there. Boots is one of our buyers. Oh, DJ High Tech Rob was out there this week. So we're gonna have an office in Vegas. Yeah. If I vacation out there, can I sleep in the office? Absolutely. Thanks. And DJ High Tech Rob was out there and he sent me a Tweet last night. 11:00 o' clock our time. Yes. 9:00 their time. That the Internet is hot and rolling and the check printers are installed. Yeah. So we can pay people in Vegas now on the spot, which is nice. Where's the Prek? DJ Prek? The GoFundMe. Currently the GoFundMe, which by the way, you can find the link at John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. We are at $1146. Today was a good day for you. Great day. Oh, we man and I appreciate it. We're going to be balling in no time. Right past the. The 1500 goal. No doubt. Yes, please help me ball. You know, and we're going. We're gonna get some extra money to fix those brakes now. What are wrong with the brakes? Well, what are the. What's the brake situation? On the 1990 El Dorado. I mean it'll still stop. You know, it's just I gotta press real hard on them bad boys. The boosters out. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Have you looked up on LKQ or anything to find a booster? Yeah, I got a guy, you know, I'm take it to. I just ain't had too much time and I've been, you know, busy. You need to order that with y'. All. You need to order the part. The part. The brake booster. It's going to be cheap to start digging around because it's the difference between somebody's hitting you for a thousand bucks. Are you spending 150 on this deal? Okay. Good looking. And that's advice to many people. Shop for your own parts. You'll save a lot of money. 800. 800-72348. The link once again is a John Clay wolf show on the Facebook gofundme.com for Pimp DJ Pre K O2 Wrangler with 93. Is it a hard top, soft top, sticker matic thick, five speed, four or six banger? It's four banger. That's just a little nothing. Just a little. Does it have like a zip thing in the back you can pull and get the motor started? It sure does. Okay, cool. If it's got that, I'll get four grand if it's nice. Two stroke. Four grand. Yep. Little. Little pimp squeak. Nothing Stick shift. But. Does even have air? No, it doesn't. There you go. Now so I'm. This is a SE model and it's the low grade pack. Do you have a payoff on it? Are you that broke? No. No. Oh, good, good, good good good good. Okay, well I'll write you a check for this thing. Go to givemethevin.com and we will get her handled. Do we have enough time to play a real fun clip while we're. He had a payoff on it then. That's pos boy. No kidding. You like highway to hell? Sure. Well, this week 500 guitarists in Australia. Australia got together at a festival to play highway to hell together. The ACDC classic. And I know the devil had something to do with this. You know he did. And this is in fact a world record. We have the audio M1. 500. 500. Hitting it all together same time. How many drummers? I think just one. Just one. Be fun to be the drummer. No kidding. Who's singing some old method, some old rat about Deal. You're burning it. You're burning it. You're burning it. Does he have any tattoos? Oh, you know, he does just 27. It's gonna be crazy looking having. Can you imagine? Lead singer and the drummer in the front and 500 guitars. Did I show you where my. My father in law from Denmark that. That came to Texas. He says he's coming back. He got a big old Texas flag tattoo. Did you see it, Turley? He's serious. He's committed. It's on. If it's not on the show page, I'll put it on there. Yeah. Cheers to you, Lars. You made it, man. That. That. That is your. That should be your Americ of Texas, your American citizenship and Texas citizenship in one. It's like. And it's a nasty old burning flag. He doesn't have to take any tests. It's right there on. On the inside of his forearm. Takes the whole thing. I need a passport. That's good enough. TSA is like, oh, come on in, man. Dude, where. What you waiting on? He's got to come now. Don't even take your shoes off. Come on in. He can't play soccer anymore. Live with that, you'll never be a cop in copenhagen. Okay, so. Givemetheven.com Givemetheven.com is where you go to get your car bid. We have 50 buyers downstairs that are answering your emails right now. Get pictures to them. They'll get you a number. The computer started with a number, and then the buyer will come back and ask some questions and solidify the deal. We will come pick it up. We will pay you with good green American dollars. And there's no fees, and there's no BS and there's no trick. Just don't lie to us. If you're honest with us, it's the easiest deal in the world. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. That's how confident we are in what we're doing. My name is John Clay Wolf, going into our number four. Be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf, everybody. Yes, it was Uncle Roy that would go to the festivals with Grandma and unload that Hammond organ. Good God. Serious? Really? Absolutely. He's been around that long. Oh, J.D. uncle Roy came to work for my grant. Here's the Uncle Roy story. He's in Magnolia, Mississippi, 19 years old. This guy named Jason, that was a backhoe operator, lived there. He worked for my Granddad's construction company. He went home for the weekend, got drunk. Roy was his friend, said, hey, I got to be back in Dallas for work on Monday. Okay. Can you drive me up there? Because I'm too drunk, too sick to drive myself or ride the bus. Right. So Roy gave him a ride back to Dallas. And then when they were standing there that morning, my grandpa's like, what are you doing? Well, I'm just getting ready to head back. Why, you want to work? Yep. And he's been here since 1967. Wow. And he worked for my dad and my grandpa, and now he helps us. He's our transportation coordinator. How old is he? Is he 70, 65? 6. Been around a while. Taught me how to drive and all that good stuff. Erica. Fourteen Ram, three quarter ton. Hemi. Hemi. Hemi. That throws a curve ball to me. Not that it's bad. I've just got to adjust my thinking because all these trucks are always diesel. How nice is it? It's a pretty good. Pretty good shape. What color? It's called black gold brown. Sometimes it looks emerald green. We call that doo doo brown. Seriously? Medium husk. 14 ram, 56,000 miles. So it's like a dark beige. I've never heard anybody try to stretch medium husk out and call it black gold. Black gold Texas tea. That's awesome. Oh, that's worse than the high Line guys talking about all those stupid colors. I call it black. But that's what I need to see the pictures. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. But I'm gonna bid it anyways. Is it A. It's a 5, 7, Hemi 6, 4. Okay, so it's A. SLT is a regular cabin. No, it's this four door. Okay. SLT. No, it's the tradesman. Does it have vinyl seats and rubber mats? No. Okay. I still. I. I need to see it. The more you tell me, the more I need to look at it. But It's. It's low 20s. It's low to mid-20s. I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up, and we'll get a bit on it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. All right, what else is going on in the news? Come September 17th, people. You think flying on the airlines is crazy? All right. Come September 17th, people will be able to carry miniature horses aboard Southwest airline flights as trained service animals. Official. This is real. I'll give you some black gold. Name miniature horses along with dog and cats as some of the most common. The most common. Who has ever seen a mini horse in a. In the airport? I thought they banned all that stuff. I thought they said dogs and cats from now on, period. Southwest Airlines now says miniature horses along with dogs and cats, some of the most common service animals that will be accepted. Their new slogan is bing. Now you're free to bark, purr, winnie, and move across the country. Oh, gosh. Bad. The bad joke of the week. Hey, is that Johnny Manzel in there? Is he. Do y' all have him in the other room? Of course. Yeah, he was hanging out with Randy, so, you know, they're high for sure. You want Johnny in here? Do you want Johnny or Randy? You probably have them both in here. I have a marijuana story too, to go with this. Hey, hey, hey, Randy. Hey, hey, j. R. Yeah, Randy. Hey, what? Hey, D. R. You drunk. Talking about making your horses. You're drunk. Kind of. Saturday morning. You measure horses? Yeah. You better watch yourself around measure horses. Why? Hey, what? Hey, hey, what is horses like? They're miniature to you. They're miniature. Well, yeah, they're not so miniature, chipmunk. Oh, no. Yeah, they're miniature. Other that just like, you know, that west of town. Yeah. They got this driving range. Driving range. And they got. On one side, they got emus emuse. And emus will eat your ass, by the way. But on the other side, I got me your horses. Miniature horses. I took Sharonda and the kids out there. Always going to try to pick up golf balls and sell them back for two bucks a hit. I didn't know that. Sometimes you can't. Yeah, sometimes you can't. Okay. It depends on your buckets. Sometimes you can. Yeah, you got to have a good salesman. Okay. Oh, a good ball. I got you two bucks a ball. And just shallow balls back moving. Notice how they got these major horses. Yeah. He's trying to say, oh, they're so cute. Yeah, they are cute. And my friend Rusty. Yeah, he's chipmunk. Right. His youngest son, Todd. Todd got eaten by a major horse. He did not. No, I mean, we got him back. We got him back. He swallowed him whole. He didn't swallow him. Hey, it was like just 12 minutes. They're really tiny. It didn't happen. We got him back. This didn't happen. What kind of sheep in Rusty was perturbed? He sued that horse farm. Yeah, this didn't occur. No, they gave us like 400 golf balls. I know. Yeah, they had a good time, but they will eat your ass they will. Okay, so when you say miniature horses, everybody goes a. They are cute. But not Todd. Not Todd. Cuz he got eaten by one. Yeah, and then they got him back. It's horrible. Just when you thought it was safe to go golfing again. Thank you, Randy. Johnny, get over here. Johnny and Johnny Manziel. Johnny. Football. He had a concussion. Did you hear about that? Is he live it? Yeah, his last game, he got a concussion. Oh, no. My brother sells concussion equipment. I wonder if he checked him out. Do you know why the proctologist switched hands? You're not gonna do this, are you? Yeah. Why? Because he was stone. Fired up. All right, so what do you got? Johnny, what's up with you, man? Well, you know times like when you think maybe your career is over for the next eight to 16 weeks. Right. You don't know what to do and. What? I just. I'm happy that I can get high again. No, because I really missed that, you know? You never stopped. I don't. Don't tell anybody. I'm not. You've never stopped. Jerry Jones hears you. Then you're not going to get hired by the Cowboys. This puts me in perfect career mode to get hired by the Dallas Cowboy. You're not getting hired by the Cowboys. Awesome, man. Where the Blue Star? How's Canada? What? How's Canada? How's Canada? You're in Canada. Oh, she's fine. I never hit her, man. No, that's not. She made that up. That's not. It's Candace. Yeah. No, she's pretty. You ask about Canada, the country you play for, the Canadian. You play for the Canadian Football League now? Last I checked, yeah, barely. Oh, boy. It was. It was great, man. But I like getting high better, man. Are they still paying you now that you're out on concussion leave? Oh, yeah, that's. That's why they call it. It's professional, you know, they keep paying you get hurt. So what were you making with the Browns and the Cleveland Browns? And what are you making now with the. Is it the Argonauts? Okay, I'll lay it down for you. The Browns, for the first season, when I got the start, paid me two gazillion dollars. And the LOS paid me 48,000 a year for lifetime. I think that I believe. Yeah. No, they said, here's $28,000, and like, you don't have to buy anything in Canada, man. You get health care. It's easy to find dough, Clearly. Yeah, you don't need it. You know, you just. You just go to Camp and then go home. Why did you keep. I mean, last week you threw like five interceptions in 10 place. Because they're not tall enough, man. We practiced with guys on horseback. No, you didn't. And that's why we. The Mounties, the mounted patrol, man. Why were the other players on horseback? It was like Dudley D R and Vanilla be pitch time, man. So hang on, slow down. So you, in practice you say downset hut. And a football player on a gelding or a mare would run a pattern on a horse and like take a left cut 20 yards out and then you throw the ball. Did you just aim for the top of the horse's ears? And that would land right in the receiver's. The hat. Go for the hat. Because the air is different in theory in Canada. And by the way, they ride paints. Okay. Yeah. And you don't say downset hut. You know? No. What do you say? No, no, you can do like Manning. You say Oklahoma. Oklahoma, Omaha. And then you say, oh, sorry. That's how you hike a ball in the cfl. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. You just apologize like everybody else. Omaha, blue 32. Oh, sorry. Let's see that. It worked really good. It wasn't really. You know, it helps to have an offensive line. You know, when it came game time, you were throwing ints to everyone. Yeah, well, I mean, what's your problem, dude? I don't want to say that I was shaving points. No. Then don't say it. All right. That's illegal. I don't know, John. I don't know why. I don't know why. Oh, sorry. Oh, sorry. Fire that. All right. Johnny Manziel. Always, always, always interesting comments from Johnny Football. While we're talking about marijuana. If you have a medical marijuana card, the 9th U.S. circuit Courts of appeal says you can't buy a gun. Now, wouldn't these be the only people you want to have guns? Really? The court ruled 3 to 0 this week that a ban preventing medical marijuana call card holders from purchasing firearms is in violation of the state second amendment. So the point is some right reasoning for that because, I mean, stoners are chill, chill. Those are the only people I want to have guns. Who's ever heard of. He's all doped up and killed a bunch of people. I mean, doped up, sure, Crystal, but not on. Killed a bunch of Doritos Acapo gold. So anyway, then that won't last. I mean, but now they're saying if you have a medical marijuana card, you're not able to buy a gun. Turley did you go and to any medical marijuana places of business while you were in California? No, I had the family with me and I was just like, man. And they're not really by the beach either. They're more inland. Yeah, everything's kind of inland, man. You'd have to hike. We get a horse and go inland to the dispenser. Yeah, Mission. Like I said, no, Mission beach. The surfers beach. You can smell it everywhere. I mean, on Jamaica beach, my son's like. And he knows, he's like, wow, dad, there's a lot of skunks around here. I go, yeah. My daughter was wanted to go to a rap concert. Oh, geez. And I said, not no, but hell no. And we argued about it, said, will you take me to those rock concerts? And it just stinks like weed everywhere. So don't tell me this would be different. I'm like, yeah, this would be different. You're not going. What's different about it? A 15 year old white girl at a rap like festival. Hard conference. Okay, yeah, no, no, I'm with John on this one. Out. I told her, I, I mean, that would be the time when you get pulled out by your hair. By me. We are not going. We're not going. You're 15. Speaking of. So I, I, she just got her learner's permit. She just started high school this week. Wow. She's a freshman. And I was like, do me pick you up early, we'll drive around and you can drive me to school because you got to learn. No, you know, Bobbo's picking me up or you know, Johnny James is picking me up to take me to school. Oh, boy, it begins already. Yeah, day number three. For the record, there's no Bobbo in that equation. I don't know where that came from. I understand, but I'm just saying, some boy, some boy is picking her up freshman year 15, picking her up at her mom's house to take her to school the third day of school. We're gonna get to watch John go through this part of his life. This is gonna be fun. Oh, you know what? Good luck that's happened. I am a little jealous though, like Uncle Bobbo style. Because like I chauffeured Tabitha to school a lot Right. When she was little. Little. Sure. You know, that's all good. I just hope he's safe. Well, that's my deal. I mean, new kid drivers. Yeah, we've got to like give them a driving test or something. Can't. You've raised plenty of girls. How do you. What do you do? Well, I got a text message from the general manager at Town East Ford last week and he. One of my daughter's car. He said it's the all time, all time high body shop estimated they've ever written. Wow. 40,000, right? Yeah, on a truck. She wrecked a truck? The second one. Why wouldn't it be totaled at that point? No, we're working on it. But what. So when these girls. You went through three pretty young girls, right? Freshman year, boy wants to come by and pick you up to take you to school. Third day of high school. No. Okay, well I like that. No, I mean it is a boy's fault. No, you don't need to go be mad at him. Okay? Yeah, get your daughter, grab her beside and say look, you know, why not? He's my neighbor. He's my. My stepdad friend's son. We've been on vacations with him. We're not going on vacations with them anymore. Why? You were 10. What changed? Puberty changed. All right, we'll be right back. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. I believe they call that the old SWITCHEROO call in 800. 800 radio. What the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China? And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf. Yeah, I think no on the boys picking up the 15 year old freshman girl to take them to school. Why? It's just a problem. What's wrong with her Mom. Why? Or me. I can, we can take her. Okay, how about dates? How about that? You're not going to be there for that. You can't keep them in the house till they're 30. But what's the cut off? 16? You date. Okay, I think that's fair. Yeah. How old is she? Fifteen. Just turned. All right, so John, pulling up to the house and picking your daughter up. Hell no. I'm so glad I don't have girls. Right. So. I mean, no, I can't. But that's what he's doing. That's what he's flashing. But hang on. Ken has been through this not once, not twice, but three times. So what did you come up with like a standard operating procedure rule book? No, we went, we went, you know, just case by case basis. You know, did you ever do the father threatens and I would almost get girls. Luckily, I don't know why, but, but, but I did. I got lucky there and you know, we could talk and you know, they made changes along the way. Didn't have a ton, a ton of Boyfriends, but you know, they were around. I'm more into give them a ride home from school because you know what time they left school and you know what time they get home. Right. Maybe a little more flexible there. But before school, man, some crazy stuff going on those kids on those boys heads between 9 o' clock at night till 7 o' clock in the morning. Yeah, very true. I get day toured. So what, what time, what age did you, did you set a date rule? No again, it was a per kid deal, kind of. But that's 16, you know, you kind of got to let them do their deal a little bit. Have to let them. But these other kids coming by and picking up my 15 year old daughter to go out, I'm just out on that, man. I'm out just bad. I'm o u t so 60, 16 that the minute she's 16 it's okay, you know, I don't, it's a case back who you're gonna be with, you know, was your, was your wife managing this well for you so you don't have to think about it much? She was managing. I would really tell her and then she would communicate with the kids because way it came out of my mouth was confrontation. Yeah. It wasn't, you know, and then I said it wrong or they would have said some comment about what I was saying. And then the next thing you know, all hell broke loose and they're not going anywhere and they're going to the room. I throw their TV and computer out the window. There you go. All right. Can't imagine so, so my wife did a good job of being an intermediary. All right, well you got to have that. I got to talk to my ex wife about this and we get along way better than we have in years. Really. It's good now that we're neighbors. Yeah, your neighbors. It's fixing to be your job to take her to school. Well, I, I, I was so concerned about this a while back, I went ahead and purchased a home one street over there from her mom. I wondered why you moved into the city. Now I know. Yeah. Just so we can keep closer tabs, let me give you a little scenario. Mom's laying in bed, doesn't want to get up. Maybe he's got a swollen up head and you know, your daughter's up getting ready, she's ready for school, says hey mom, Billy's out here, can take me to school. You don't have to get up, right? Oh, hell yeah. Go to school, right. Call your dad. That's what the knee jerk reaction needs to be. But Billy's right here. Mom. And I live, I work and live within half a mile of all this. So it's good. Reno in Louisiana. You there? Yeah. Hey, good morning. How you doing? I'm good, I'm good. Do you got it? Do you have any daughters? Oh, yeah. 16. So what? I heard a conversation. What's your rule? What? What'd you come up with? I don't trust no little boys because I used to be one myself. Okay. All right, fair enough. I'm. I feel your pain. This 14 Lexus is 250, leather roof nav. What color is it? It. It's white. Okay. With black interior. Okay. Eating air, seats. Okay. It's got the good gear on it. It's 37, 000 miles. I'm assuming it has a clean. Not even 37, 36 something. Okay. So I'm assuming it has a clean carfax. Oh, yes, clean. Have you ever wrecked it? No. All right, good. 17 grand. 17 five. 17 five. Jesus Christ. Oh, wait. Give me a good Louisiana noise I. E. Or something. Religious fella. Painful. Kunis yell. All right. For that we're going. The damn thing. It ain't got, but it's four years old with 36, 000 miles. I just assume keep it. That's the way I sell that. That's. That. That's the first step of, of selling is letting go and letting that anger out. And. Yeah, but when I buy something 46 and I pay 40 something, I'll give 8. I'll give 185 because I'll give 185 because you're. You've entertained the crowd. But that's where I'm chopping it off. I'm done at 18 5. If you want 18 5, go to. Give me the VIN. Go to givemetheven.com. guy was a religious guy. He was clearly Jesus Christ. He called right on the big G. Why not have a church in bar? A bar in church. Bar in church. Church in a bar. This is a California idea right here. Yeah, it's like cowboy church. Since it's like cowboy church. It's a church that has a theme. The theme in this case happens to be, hey, you know, they got wine in church. Why not have a little, you know, real bar set up? Here's the audio clip. There's nothing in the Bible that says you can't drink alcohol in a responsible manner. Why not serve beer when they're reading Bible verses? I thought it was genius. We Have a glass of beer and a glass of wine. And it's a comfortable atmosphere where people can not only listen to a progressive take on theology, but they can also engage in conversation. And I thought to myself, like, wouldn't it be great if a church could figure out a way to make a product where they split the profits with local community service organizations? And we were like, hey, we love beer, we love making beer. Why not do a brewery bar right here? Manufacturing of the beer, the meat and hopefully the cider is going to be downstairs. They can have one or two. As a matter of fact, if they have two, my sermon's always better. Let's make money on the people and, and promote our beer brand. No, you're missing it. No, you're, you're bringing, you're just saying, come on, you're going to be doing this anyway. Let's everybody chill, have a little glass of wine. They're not saying get drunk and go out and do something stupid. Cath. Do it all the time right now. Boot stores do it. My God. You go, you want to buy some boots? Here's a nice. Let's ask our own in house. Reverend. We will, we will try out the old organ. J.D. you are doing a pretty good job with that, Hammond. You like that? Yeah. All right, Reverend. What you got? Brothers and sisters? I know you cleaving to the day, Cleveland, and I believe the day wasn't Saturday. It wasn't, Praise Jesus, praise the Lord. When you would have your little old old communion ceremony the third Sunday of every month at the church of the Living Water and the nine breezes of brother God, we would pull those bottles of James into a tiny shot glass. A tiny four word Texas shot glass. We had nine of them for a congregation of a 30 fold. And we didn't mind sharing between ourselves, but you know, it occurred to yours truly, the Reverend Cleophas Jones, that not everybody was coming to communion services just for the drinks. No, no. And it got me to thinking, you know, there ain't no reason we might not just serve a little of the good Lord's wine while the church service be going on. Wine's in the Bible. And we began to have a church service at 9 o' clock pm on a Saturday night just to get geared up good and ride. I got you. Because you know, further in the following Sunday morning, lots of times the mamas and the grandmamas. Yeah. They don't want to be around no drinking. No. So we have a Saturday night and you know, we raised more money. What you did you? Well, sure. We had a better time. Yes. We got those Bible verses read. You know, a lot of people don't realize how mad Jonah was. I didn't realize it take care of not everything, but most everything. And through fact, I done had me a bottles and James myself. I believe you. I can. And what time is it? It's. Well, currently it is 11:35 Central. What day is it? This is Saturday. Y' all come to church and have a toast on us. I will. That's a great. Praise God. That's why they do it when there's auctions. Jeff. Good morning. What's your take? Well, I. We definitely need more Bible. Okay. We need more Bible. Yeah. So I'm. I'm the. The dude that's bringing your daughter to school and I just wanted to call up and say that, you know, it's cool. You don't need to worry. Oh, what are you gonna say? All right, thanks. Well, now I feel so much better. Yeah. So mature sounding. Well, because I'll tell you. I'll tell you how 15 year old boys think, you know, because I am one. And if you were to say, Jeff, what. What's your type? What do you look for in a girl? What's your type of girl? What do you go for? And. And. And what I always say is low self esteem. Well, you wouldn't like this one then. No, you really wouldn't. Charlie in Vegas. Don. How you doing, man? I am good. I'm good. I'm looking 14 Mustang Shelby GT350. Is that right? Yeah. And what they do, they take, you know, 100 mustangs every year. Shelby used to anyway. And put them over to Shelby and make them Shelby. Jimmy. But they know the VIN number. The VIN number still calls out just a Mustang GT convertible, you know. Right. But now I understand. I understand all this, but they didn't make a GT350 engine in 14. Yeah, they did. Yeah, it's last. Last year form. No, no, you're thinking. Okay, that new, that, that new engine, the GT350 was 50. Is it 15, 16 or 16? 17? I haven't. No, no, no, that, that's okay. That's Ford though. That's just Ford. That's not Shelby. Okay, so the engine that is in a GT350, the track car is in this car. Yes. I need pictures. I need pictures under the hood and I need exterior pictures. So you've got a one off. So you bought it from Shelby. Shelby's factories out there in Vegas, is it? Not exactly right Yep. Okay, so the sticker was 106,000 when I bought it, but of course, now you know. But you're saying this is a convertible and they don't even make a GT350 convertible. That I'm aware of. Yeah. Yes. With the roll bar and race everything, you know, the race suspension, all the big supercharger, the Shelby does to it, you know. Okay, so you have a conversion rig. I need to see pictures because I'm not familiar with it, but I would love to take a look at it, make you an offer if you. Are you serious about selling? Are you just calling to talk about. Yeah, but it's actually an original Shelby. It's not a conversion. It's just, you know, I thought Shelby does it. They get 100 Mustang GTS every year from Ford and they make them into Shelby's. You know what I mean? So. Yeah. Kent, do you have any. You don't know your Mustangs that well, do you? Yeah, pretty much. I really don't. Okay. Cuz. Cuz they. I know what he's saying. I do know what he's saying. But this new GT350 was a completely different. Completely different deal that what he's got there, that's made by Ford. Right? They just take. Cuz Ford owns a Shelby name now, guys. They can put Shelby on anything now. So that's why, you know, they stopped making the GT350 from Shelby in 2014, because Ford took it over. Okay, send me pics. They don't put a supercharger on, nothing like that. No race suspension. It's just like, you know, make thousands of them. And this is only one of 100 made in 2014 for the Shelby GT350. I'm gonna be in Vegas September 21st, I think. What. What's. How hot is it out there? Is it real bad or. Not that right now it's 100, 106, 108. But you might be looking at, you know, high 90s. Not too bad. How long have you been a citizen of Vegas? About 15 years now. Where did you come from? Kentucky, actually. So what is the life? I mean, you know. You know what it's like for people that travel to Vegas. They go in there for 48 hours, they drink and gamble and do all the crazy stuff, and they're out. They don't even know what Vegas is. They just know the. That. That zoo that was created for us. Idiots. So you live it every day. Do you stay away from the zoo? Yeah, I don't go the Strip too much. We don't, we don't hang out the Strip. You know, we kind of just, you know, avoid that pretty much. Okay. My new office is on Sahara next to the Lexus store, across from a BMW store and down the street from Carma. You're out there in West Sahara. Yep. I know exactly where you're at. How far is that from the strip? Probably only about 10 minutes is all. 10, 15 minutes. I mean, just a bunch of lights, you know, on Sahara going down to the strip. Okay. Not, not far at all. Really. Yeah. Perfect, perfect, perfect. Okay, man. Well, I will go to givemetheven.com load that car up, let's take a look and we'll work on it. Right, but the van load just come up as a Mustang gt. That's why you gotta have the pictures and say I'm the guy that called in on the radio with the special Shelby. And then my guys and my. The radio show is on in the buyer's room. So guys, when you hear this, when you see it, somebody just email me the link on this car and I'll, I'll get to work on it because I'm been listening to what this guy say. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Houston. Good morning, LA. Good morning all of Texas, Vegas, San Diego, and by the way, speaking of the Ford Mustang, just this last week it was been announced that the Ford Mustang is the best selling sports car of the last 50 years in the US and the world's top selling sports car for three years in a row. And this week ford celebrated their 10 millionth Mustang with a parade of stangs going all the way back to 64. Ford also officially apologized for the 1987 through 2003 body style. We'll be right back. From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Gimme the vin.com. some people offer health care. We offer female companionship. For those who qualify. And he damn sure does. Call in 800-800-RODIO. Don't miss the bus Cuz the bus waits for no one. Now John Clay Wolf, you know you're. What's the name of the song? It's a damn old Z blues tune. You shook me all night long. Tanner. Tanner. Tanner. Tanner. Tanner. 08 vet 18,000 miles coupe. It's not a Z06, right? No. Okay, what color? It's a maroon. Red. Red. Maroon. I bought the same body style this week with 1600 miles and we bought one with 6000 miles in maroon and we bought one with 11,000 miles. So I feel quite confident on the market of this car at this time. And I'm sure you're going to say, oh hell no. How long have you been trying to sell it? Not today. Okay, so you're not there yet. Unless you got a baby coming. Do you have a baby coming? No. Okay. Oh hell no. Are you sure? I'm a twenty four thousand dollar buyer. It's got twin turbos, LS3. Oh no. Twin turbos, yes sir. Okay, so you got a conversion rig. I've got to look at it, take pictures, whip the hood open, take pictures of the car, go to givemetheven.com inside and outside. Give me a good side shot and then on the info box write all the geeking out stuff you did. Do we have what Melbatoast is packing? But first of all, tell me what all it's got. Let me tell you what Melbat post is packing. Right here. I've got 411 posi track, Outback 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, sport over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some mustard. Is that what yours is like? No, mine is, it's LS3 Twin Turbo LS intake. Okay. He has a methanol injection. It's packing about 700, 750 horse to the back top. Who did the work? Plate and Baton Rouge, what's it called? I think I bought one of these cars from them already. But it's a pretty well known hot rod shop in Baton Rouge. Yes. Yeah, I bought a Camaro like that from them. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. We'll get it bought if you want to sell it. I'll get it bought. You couldn't tell me about what I, I got? I gotta see it. I mean it's a unique bird. I've got to see it. I'd be wasting your time talking to. I need to see it and I need to see the equipment list and then it's not something I want to do off the top of my head because it's a unique rig. Carrie in Houston, good morning. Hey, how are you? Good, good. Is your stock, is your vet stock or is it modified? 100% stock. Good. So is it a Cooper or convertible? It's the coupe. Okay. Z6 irregular. It's the Z51 or whatever that's called. So you've got a 2016 vet with 3,000. Wait, 2,000 miles. It's a Z50. It's a Z51. So then the option on that car, is it a 1 LT, a 2 LT or a 3 LT? Three. Okay, so it's hard loaded. What color is it? It's that. It's just. It's like a light gray, metallic gray. Okay. Mid-40s. Okay. Is the money. Let me look at something real quick. I'm gonna. I'm gonna go to my. I want to look up some market reports. It's a 16, right? Correct. Chevrolet Corvette. Did you drive it as much as you thought you would? I mean, it only has 2,000 miles on it. I drove it exactly how I thought I would drive it. Just a little bit, just on the weekends, just how I want to. I'm with you. So it's a 3 LT. So it's got navigation. So let me ask a couple more questions. Is this stick or an automatic auto. Okay. Is it chrome wheels or the regular wheels? Chrome. Okay. Does it have competition seats? No. Does it have magnetic ride control? And that's a good question. I don't know the answer to that. That's fine. 45 grand is right. I take it you have a title and no payoff. Most of the guys that buy cars like this, that, I mean, Miles, just own them. Yeah. So what I'm trying to do is. I'm trying to. I'm looking for a new one, Right. So I'm trying to figure out what this one work so I can maybe do an in and out. Okay. Save all the money on that. So that's. That's what I'm trying to figure out here. Okay, well, do this. Do, do, do this. Because this is. I want to buy it. Here's what happens. It's like any business. If I'm the first guy that throws a number out there, then you just go shopping my number. So find the car you want. And what city are you in? I mean, he. Houston. Work your deal with them on trade and then go ahead and load it up so we have it in the system. And work your deal with them. And let me see if I can beat their trade number after you work with them. Because if you take my number in there, then they're just going to try to beat me. And then I don't get it bought because you're like, oh, well, they beat him by 500. I'm not going to call them back. Why waste my time? Yeah. Life is a negotiation. Can I ask you a quick question? So is there a. Is there a dealership in Houston? Houston. That Chevy one in Houston that you work with that maybe you know that you can do the in and out with or classic in Sugarland. Classic. Okay. In Sugar Land. Perfect. My email is J. Wolf. My email is J. Wolf. Wlfe j w o l f e at go, Wolf. Jwolfgowolf.com if you shoot me a note, I'll. I'll send it in front. I'll get with them, and I can hook you up and make sure you get my pricing. Okay? All right. Okay, good. Okay, so. So the money's mid-40s, okay. Yeah. It's gonna be a little more. It's gonna be a little more than mid-40s because those miles. Yep, gotcha. Thank you very much. 800-800-72-348. Did you notice how I treated that one a little bit different? JD Yeah, a little bit. Wonder why. Come drink off this good water fountain. Hey, do y' all come over here? There's dancing girls and air conditioned room. Yeah, Champagne, Right? Well, he's got a 2,000 mile vet, right? And that. That's just the kind of car you want to get bought. Sure. And he had the confidence. He knew what he was talking about. Just like this Viper that I just posted on the John Clay Wolf show page. A 4000 mile GTS launch edition. Viper, that's downstairs, you know, and when we got into that negotiation, I'm like, yeah, yeah, just same thing. Y' all go shop. Go figure it all out. Yeah, go. And then. Then come back to me. Let me get it bought. It's the old bull, young bull thing. Let's. Let's jump the fence and rape a bunch of heifers. Or maybe don't tell us on the radio. Or let's use the gate and get them all. All right, all right. What do you got, boss? So good. Well, we can do fake or real headlines, Mike. All right, this. These are headlines. You get to choose. One of them's real. The other two, not so much. Fort Myers dad arrested for removing his loose tooths. His son's loose tooth with a bottle rocket. Why is that bad? Now, I've done stuff like that. For Myers dad arrested. Arrested for removing son's loose tooth with a bottle rocket he pasted on video on Facebook. Number Yes. Number 2. Cartons of almond milk being recalled for containing milk. Number three, Kansas judge sentences woman to an hour in a car with the windows up and the engine off for leaving her dog in a hot car. Which one's fake? Which one's real? Which one's fake? Two of them are fake. One of them's real. Fort Myers dad with a bottle rocket. Cartons of almond milk being recalled for containing milk. Or the Kansas judge sentenced the woman to an hour in a hot car. B and C are fake. For me. That's my. I guess. But only one's fake or only one of them's real. Only one's real. I'm gonna say the bottle rocket was very real because I used a door handle the other day. Did you really? Yeah, yeah. You know, you take the string, you tie it to the doorknob and slam the door and watch it fly. Explain that to CPS when they come over. Yes. A and B. You think A and B are fake? Fake. Yeah. Okay. And Babo. Yeah, same A and B. Okay. Actually, the one that's real is cartons of almond milk being recalled for containing milk. What? I know because it actually has milk in it, not just almonds. Hard to believe. So the dads, the. That's it. I made the other two up and I thought they were funny. They're good. Speaking of guessing games, Yo, DJ Pre K, what have you got on tap this week? What to do, man? Yeah, I got something from Walmart this week, if y' all want to try the guessing game. We got two and a half minutes. Yeah. Let's see. Yeah, y' all can ask me once again. So today we got something for the, you know, baller price of $8 and $0.88. Very common Walmart price, by the way. All eights, baby. 8:88. Okay, so I'll start. Can you wear it? You can't wear it. Yes or no? Nope. No. Cannot wear it. Okay. Turley, is it something you sit on? Nope. Nothing you sit on, Bob. Is it from the toy department? No toys, man. We ain't playing no games around here, Kent. How about from electronics? It. It. It's not from electronics. Yeah, I'll say that. JD has it got anything to do with the food part of Walmart? Now, that could include some appliances. Is it edible? Would be a. It's not edible, but JD you on the right path. Okay, so it's in the. You can get it in the food part of the Walmart of a super Walmart. You talking about housewares? Is it something you can cut with. Nah. Okay, man. Turley, is it something that holds things? You. You can put stuff in it. You put stuff in it? Does it plug into the wall? Bobo, you. You. Yes. You're on point, man. You got it, Bob. It's a toaster top for 8,88. Is it? $8 and 88 cents for a brand new toaster, baby. I can't pass that up. There you go, Bobbo. You can add that to your apartment. Damn right I need one. Wow. I would not have picked that out. See, we could have shared the toaster, but you haven't lived in Harold, Texas yet. You got a point. But I mean, you got to understand and feel it to to be able to sniff that out. I love that game, man. During the week, if you want to give us. Speaking of DJ, our GoFundMe account is still going up. We have 1146 bucks in there if you'd like to donate. We're heading toward 1500 bucks. Go to the John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and look for the link. Yes. Remember, if you want to sell your car, tell your friends. Look at our reviews. Give me the then dot com. That's who this program is brought to you by. And if Give me the VIN does not beat your car offer, they'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Take a picture of the written CarMax offer and get a check if we don't beat it. 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