#163 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.01.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #163 (09.01.18)

Aired: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This powerhouse episode delivers the full John Clay Wolfe Show experience: off-beat car talk, wild workplace drama, raucous humor, classic rock debates, and a parade of memorable stories and callers. The team—John, Bob O. Darling, DJ Pre K, Turley, J.D. Ryan, and special guests—navigate everything from scorned exes and rock concerts to wild stories about meth, road rage, and listener call-ins. Mixing high-energy banter with candid advice and killer jokes, it’s classic JCW—raw, irreverent, and totally unpredictable.

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Key Discussion Points

Tribute to John McCain

[00:29–03:43]

• The show opens with a somber tribute to Senator John McCain, reflecting on his complex legacy.
• Bob O. Darling expresses his respect:

  "His true colors—the last few years, I've been impressed more than virtually any other Republican holding public office today." – Bob O. Darling (01:51)

• The crew jokes about emotional moments in making the tribute, balancing seriousness with show’s signature irreverence.

Workplace Drama: "Scorned Woman" Strikes Again

[04:16–15:39, 18:33–21:21]

• A dramatic, nearly sitcom-level saga unfolds as a manager’s soon-to-be ex-wife storms their workplace:
  • She grabs his wallet, yanks out $2,000, stuffs it in her bra, and storms out, later allegedly trying to run him over in the parking lot.
  • John’s Lesson:

    "You never know how they're going to react. It's just like trapping a coon under a spotlight in a room." – John Clay Wolfe (06:08)

  • The crew discusses how to prepare for breakups (lock down finances; "freeze your accounts, take your guns to your dad's house... they'll pay for themselves in two divorces." – Bob O. Darling [06:58]).
• Listeners call in to share their own crazy ex stories, fueling the show's recurring "woman scorned" theme.

Musical Showdown: Journey’s New vs. Old

[23:40–34:14, 35:06–38:28]

• After attending a Journey/Def Leppard concert with his daughter, John initiates an on-air A/B test of Steve Perry vs. current Journey singer Arnel Pineda (whom the crew jokingly and repeatedly misidentifies by ethnicity).
• "He's from the Philippines!" – DJ Pre K corrects John (37:42)
• The team plays clips and compares vocals:
  • DJ Pre K’s take: "I'm a Steve Perry fan, but I'm kinda digging this." (33:06)
• Hilariously deadpan debate about Pineda's nationality becomes a running gag.

Listener Car Calls & GiveMeTheVIN.com

Throughout

• Callers phone in to get rapid-fire value quotes and advice on selling their vehicles—anything from classic Corvettes to high-mileage trucks.
• John’s no-nonsense, sharp-witted approach:

  "I buy cars on the radio. Oh yeah, we're back." – John Clay Wolfe (23:30)

• Real testimonials shared: one caller says GMV beat CarMax by $4,500 (64:48).

Rock & Roll and Pop Culture Banter

[17:14–18:35, 23:40–24:47, 28:16–29:38]

• Tangents on classic album covers, musical trivia, and stadium concert nostalgia.
• Anecdotes about the ZZ Top “barbecue” album cover, Queen's “Bicycle Race,” and jokes about Def Leppard’s aging lead singer.

Sports, College Football & Trash Talk

[44:42–45:44, 83:39–84:56]

• Classic Red River rivalry banter: Texas vs. Oklahoma football, jokes about what’s (and who’s) come out of Oklahoma.
• DJ Pre K: "Only two good things came out of Oklahoma: Indians, okay? Kevin Durant, those two things." (23:08)
• College football season hype; plans for a remote broadcast at LSU.

Outrageous News & Listener Stories

[54:40–57:31, 61:13–64:41, 139:53–140:17]

• “What Was She On?” Game: Guessing which substance inspired wild news headlines.
• Kentucky meth stories, cheese grater thefts, and a truly Kentucky quote:

  "Who steals a cheese grater?... What got me the most was my soap. You stole my soap!" – Local Kentucky man (55:25)

• Real vs. fake news headline challenge (push-ups on the LAX runway is the real one).

On-Air Skits & Character Bits

[77:31–81:19]

• The crew pranks a local Asian restaurant in a mock search for “Chopstick Perry,” the “missing” lead singer of Journey.
• Bob O. Darling’s “Neil Schon” schtick and various preposterous characters add improv energy.
• Randy the Chipmunk comes out for a Labor Day segment, filled with gibberish, grievances, and chipmunk attitude (107:33–111:51).

Office Fashion & Management Talk

[113:34–116:11]

• Discussion about appropriate office wear and drifting company culture, with ribbing on managers’ attire.

Reflections on Life, Death & Radio Metrics

[124:04–129:11]

• John confronts mortality—Facebook’s "Still Friends" app tells him who’s died or unfriended him.
• DJ Pre K urges John to get life insurance and a doctor visit:

  "Why wouldn't you? What I need to do is go to the doctor and get him to stick his finger in my butt." – John Clay Wolfe (127:13)

Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

On Handling Divorce Drama [06:08]

"Freeze the account, take your guns to your dad's house, buy some bars for the windows. They'll pay for themselves in two divorces."
— Bob O. Darling

On Car Values [47:07]

"I know his car better than he does, apparently. We bought 2200 cars last month and I know more about his car than he does."
— John Clay Wolfe

On Customer Service [64:08]

"We beat CarMax by $4,500. They didn't take into account about $7,000 or $8,000 worth of extras he put on aftermarket."
— Listener Scott Phillips (calling in, 64:48)

On Classic Rock (and Steve Perry) [33:05–33:15]

"You know, that's not bad...[Pineda] is bouncing off the walls. You've seen the show—he’s amazing."
— DJ Pre K

On Fashion Trends in the Office [113:34–116:11]

"I'm all for the casual look, but a manager—he needs to wear something. I don't need him going all Kyle and wearing a full-blown three-piece suit every day. But at least a collared shirt. Don't look like you rolled off the beach drunk and stoned."
— John Clay Wolfe

On Life & Health [127:13]

"What I need to do is go to the doctor and get him to stick his finger in my butt...it's called a prostate exam."
— John Clay Wolfe

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:29–03:43 – John McCain Tribute & Funeral Politics
• 04:16–15:39 – "Scorned Woman" Workplace Intrusion Saga
• 18:33–21:21 – Fallout & Consequences from the Incident
• 23:40–34:14 – Journey: Steve Perry vs. Arnel Pineda Vocal Showdown
• 44:42–45:44, 83:39–84:56 – Football Trash Talk, Texas vs. Oklahoma, College Football Preview
• 54:40–57:31 – Kentucky Meth/Soap Thief Story
• 61:13–64:41 – “What Was She On?” News Game
• 77:31–81:19 – Prank Call Saga: “Chopstick Perry” the Missing Journey Singer
• 107:33–111:51 – Randy the Chipmunk’s Labor Day Meltdown

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Tone and Style

• True to the show’s roots: brash, raucous, deeply Texan, and utterly unfiltered.
• Equal parts comedy, practical advice, and outrageously candid confessional.
• Fast-paced with quick pivots from car deals, to news, to musical history, to inside jokes.

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For New Listeners

This episode is packed with the signature energy, chaos, and camaraderie that fans expect from The John Clay Wolfe Show. Highlights include epic tales of workplace drama, car-buying wisdom, classic rock geek-outs, barbed cultural commentary, and a whirlwind of outrageous characters and call-ins. Unpredictable, unfiltered—and very, very funny.

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Listen back for:

• Unfiltered car-talk and market insight
• R-rated advice for handling breakups and exes
• Classic rock vocal debates and concert lore
• A parade of prank calls, listener stories, and nearly anything that won’t get them fined by the FCC

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in my country service since I was 17 years old. I was an undistinguished member of the class of 1958 and I was as relieved to graduate fifth and a lot of my class as the Naval Academy was to see me go. I fell in love with my country when I was a prisoner and someone else's. I wasn't my own man anymore. I was my country's. I don't know how much longer I'll be here. Maybe I'll have another five years. Maybe I'll be gone before you hear this. But our country, tis of thee what great good we've done in the world. So much more good than harm now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[Bob O. Darling]

God speed and great travels.

[John Clay Wolf]

What in the world?

[Turley]

No, John McCain's not with the devil. Come on.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, he didn't say that.

[Bob O. Darling]

I was joking. I was joking.

[DJ Pre K]

He didn't say that. He just said God speed actually. Maybe he was wishing him his happy travels the other direction.

[Bob O. Darling]

I want to tell you something. Putting that intro together this week, I got all, all misty eyed. Did you gone all misty eyed?

[DJ Pre K]

Air conditioner go out of the room?

[Bob O. Darling]

No, it's just, you know, it's you, you get my age, you get touched by certain stuff.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

You know, he's a good cat. His true colors. The last few years I've been impressed more than virtually any other Republican holding public office today in the modern age. Today.

[Turley]

I admit this as a card carrying liberal. Yes, I did vote for him over Bush back in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What in the world?

[Turley]

Yeah. Because I didn't like the candidates that was available on the Democratic side. I didn't like Bush. This was back in 2000 when he was running the primary.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Oh no, I didn't like Al Gore.

[DJ Pre K]

Didn't he run for president?

[Turley]

Yeah, well, he was running for it.

[DJ Pre K]

First time with payment.

[Turley]

Well that was back in eight.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

I did not vote for him at all.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

I wouldn't think that back then in 2000 he was kind of a independent and he back. He went back to his ways later in life too. But back then I was like, you know what? I'd take him over Bush and That didn't happen.

[Bob O. Darling]

No. What card carrying liberals didn't like about Senator John McCain? He was and remained a bit of a warhawk, I think, to the end of his days. But he's a military man. You know, that's his, that's his background. That's his. That's his. That's his casting card. Right. But you know, McCain, Feingold, that legislation looks better to me every time I look at it. You know what I'm talking about, J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

Not a clue.

[Bob O. Darling]

He got together with another representative and came up with legislation to end campaign finance as we know it.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a great idea.

[Bob O. Darling]

It is. You get the money out of politics and I'm telling you, you're going to get people who really want to serve for the right reasons. Good luck, you know, you're never gonna.

[DJ Pre K]

Get the money out of politics. Come on.

[Bob O. Darling]

And not to drag it down to a political level, but I, I really started liking that guy the last.

[DJ Pre K]

They did drag it down to a political level at his funeral, so why wouldn't you do it? Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

And it's crazy, isn't it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's somebody. You can't just talk about the guy and what he did. You have to bring politics into it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah. On both sides.

[DJ Pre K]

They're doing this at Aretha Franklin's funeral.

[Turley]

They brought politics in it. Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I was there, the whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

They brought politics into it.

[Turley]

I saw them singing and they were doing tributes, which were amazing. They said. Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

All day.

[DJ Pre K]

I know some of the videos I.

[Turley]

Saw that have been an awesome concert to be at. You know, why hasn't that on Pay per View?

[DJ Pre K]

I went to a funeral, too, but it was a concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was a hell of a show.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry. I was in there talking to the security guards.

[DJ Pre K]

Everything all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was just making sure they're set for that. Crazy. So she doesn't come back to the office today. Kill us all.

[Bob O. Darling]

Stories. We've got stories.

[DJ Pre K]

I didn't know we were going to talk about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're just, we're going to leave names out of it and just call.

[Turley]

It like just an employee had an incident.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manager X.

[DJ Pre K]

Employee person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Employee person. Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Do you consider yourself lucky? For the. Just for the background of what goes on, this is better than the Andy Griffith Show. Oh, totally.

[DJ Pre K]

So much better.

[Bob O. Darling]

We've got our own cast of characters, too. Just like those crazies out of the hills outside of Mayberry last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

She comes through while we're on the air and violates the buying room, goes up to his wallet. Takes his wallet off his desk, pulls $2,000 out of it, stuffs it in a bra and screams at him, what are you going to do about it?

[DJ Pre K]

That was last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

I missed this story.

[Turley]

She's very.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were up here.

[Turley]

So we're sitting there doing stealthy, very stealthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me set this up. So a guy that works with us, he's getting a divorce and she's not happy about it. I don't think he's happy about it. I don't think anybody's happy about it. But she's having moments of a burst out and she's coming into the give me the V workplace to burst out. She's broad shouldered, old. So what? Stealthy, Stealthy turley drop.

[Turley]

Well, so we, we're doing work and you know, mind our own business. All of a sudden, somebody comes behind and just grabs his wallet.

[DJ Pre K]

Just a happy.

[Turley]

Oh, just grabs it, pulls it out of his, from his desk and then starts yelling at last week. This is last week. Starts yelling at him, where you been? Where you been? That kind of deal.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay?

[Turley]

And he's like, come on, let's go outside. He's walking her outside, take it outside. She grabs the money out. I mean, there was a big wad of cash in there. Grabs it out and they took it outside. Everything's cool. You know, I told everybody, hey, just continue working, settle down, don't worry about it. Nothing to see, nothing to see.

[DJ Pre K]

Live PD recording.

[John Clay Wolf]

She went and whacked his bank account too.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, I wouldn't doubt it.

[Bob O. Darling]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's the deal, guys. Here's the lesson here. When you're going to break up with your gal and you're going to go say, honey, we need to talk. And then you all get together and you'll sit down. This has been coming for a long time. But I want a divorce. Now before you do that, you never know how they're going to react. It's just like trapping a coon under a spotlight in a room. You just don't know if they're going to crawl up in the corner or if they're going to come after you or if they're going to bust out the window and go do damage to the neighborhood. You just don't know. So you need to have your finances straight now. Yeah. Before you say Kim Jong Un fixed to blow your head off, make sure that you have everything tightened down right. Just, just don't. But. So she went straight to the bank and whacked his bank account like, well, it's gonna be hard for you to function file for divorce if you don't have any money.

[Bob O. Darling]

Of course she did. The only way to prevent that kind of stuff is to prevent that stuff, right? You treat it like you're going on vacation out of the country for a year, freeze the account, take your guns to your dad's house, you lock the place up, buy some bars for the windows. You'll be glad you did. They'll pay for themselves in two divorces.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, you probably had. What, what's your crazy woman divorce story?

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, luckily I didn't have anything last time I split up. I did have the results of a 401k that I turned over mid crash 2009. You remember all this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, listen to y' all stories to 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If anybody has any to share.

[DJ Pre K]

Anybody.

[Bob O. Darling]

I was lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had nothing that pre K. When these come in, you need to screen them out, do your job, put them on hold. But get the good ones. I don't need the dumb ones. I don't need the loose ones. I want you to be the judge of which ones make it and which ones don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bet no dummies right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I very much liked your hair this week. I mean, very impressed with the. You can go to the John Clay Wolf show face Facebook page and look at pre case. Look at his do in front of that white Corvette. What was that all about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, I was just letting the fro breathe, man. You know, sometimes you got to let it air out.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you. How did you accomplish that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Look, well, my hair is pretty curly naturally. You know, I ain't got to do a lot to get that Jheri curl going. You know, I'll just step out the shower. I'll use some curling conditioner, you know, just to make sure that it's all nice and tight like Shirley Temple.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there was an inch and a half between your scalp and your. In the top of your hair. Oh, yeah. How did you get that bounce, that boom, that poof, that buffon, man, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just took that afro pick and started picking it out, man. You know, then it's a. It's a beautiful thing, man, flowing and bouncing and.

[Bob O. Darling]

Hold on, there's a special tool for that.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, we had it at his desk all day. It's a big old pick, it looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

And no, this isn't a rerun. Go ahead.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, we need to talk about that in a minute.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when, when white people get the big boom, do they have to get out the Aqua Net? Because I don't think that it would hold, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I personally don't, you know, just because I'm blessed. But, you know, hey, shout out to whoever got to do that. You know, get it however you can.

[DJ Pre K]

We're talking about. This was a, what, three or four inches?

[Turley]

Oh, it was big.

[Bob O. Darling]

They had lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Kid in play in 1987.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had lifted, had lived. You've got, you've got calls coming in. Dj, talk to your people. Talk to your people.

[Turley]

And so, John, you missed yesterday's episode of the Scorn Scorn Woman. Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So there was another chapter.

[Turley]

Oh, yes, it was quite intense.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit.

[Turley]

A lot more intense than the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. If you've got your Scorn Woman story. But what, what happened? Well, it was.

[Turley]

I've seen you. Everybody's seen Jerry Springer, right? And you've seen that. You know, it's all an ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it'd be one thing if we weren't talking about this. Like we would be being insensitive about talking about this if she didn't do it publicly in front of a huge trading room.

[DJ Pre K]

Publicly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very, very publicly. So, Turley, tell me your. Your, your events again.

[Turley]

So we're sitting there, everybody's trying to buy cars.

[DJ Pre K]

It's quiet Friday afternoon.

[Turley]

And I hear a camera snapping.

[Bob O. Darling]

Really?

[Turley]

I look up and then all of a sudden she's running down the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Literally running down my four year old sales. Was she in a spider man costume running down the sales floor?

[Turley]

And Biggs gets up and I dumped it. The employee gets up and says, get over here. Get over here.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, sure. He's trying to control.

[Turley]

Trying to get. Get her.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she starts yelling, cable, get your ass over here. That's what I said to one.

[Turley]

I'm talking about four years like that. And he's trying to chase her. Calm down, calm down. Let's go. Let's get out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's call her Mama Day Day.

[DJ Pre K]

Mama Day.

[Turley]

So she starts yelling, who is she?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is she?

[DJ Pre K]

That's what I heard.

[Turley]

Of course, cussing too. So everybody, at that point, profanity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Everybody's up off their desk going, what's up? Because I mean, nobody ever raises their voice down there, really.

[Turley]

Not like that.

[DJ Pre K]

Ever.

[Turley]

And so everybody's out of their desk, looking up, and she's yelling at them. Pre K. Darted out of the room. He darted out of the room?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. He's scat.

[Turley]

Yeah. If he's. He's answering phones here, but he can. He can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did he go?

[Turley]

I don't know. Why did you leave the room when this happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

I had to go get my pimp cane, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

My pimp stick.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen these ladies running wild, man.

[DJ Pre K]

You're gonna handle it.

[Bob O. Darling]

His first instinct took over.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she better have my money come rain, sleet or snow. Not some, not half, but all my cash. If she don't, I'm going to stick my foot in her ass.

[Turley]

So she's yelling, one of the buyers is on the phone. He runs into the bathroom because he's taking a call, trying to buy a car, right? And she throws.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's.

[Turley]

So she grabbed his phone during this whole time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

And she's looking through it, yelling at all these names, people that throws the phone. And then the employee then has. He's like. He grabbed her to get her out of there. Because this is a huge scene that's going on.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he grab her?

[DJ Pre K]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he.

[Turley]

He's trying to push her out the door. She gives him a right cross.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Stop. Oh, she gave him a right cross. Oh, yeah.

[Turley]

Connected. Really hooked up on him.

[Bob O. Darling]

Socked him in the face.

[Turley]

Yeah, socked him in the face. At that point, I got up, I was like, oh, man, we got to do something here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like Chris Rock, man. We gotta do something here now. We gotta fight.

[Turley]

I look over because I didn't want to get involved because, you know, with a female you don't want to touch, something happens. So I look down the hall and one of our logistics ladies, she's a pistol packing mama. She's standing there, ready. I was about to say, get her.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like the guy in. Raised in Arizona in the middle of the street with the braces on and the.45.

[Bob O. Darling]

Sick them. Sick them.

[DJ Pre K]

Nothing. Nothing upsets her. Nothing. Nothing flusters her. She's just like, okay, do I need to kill it?

[Turley]

Well, the employee did finally get her out the door, so that was cool. I was like, all right, great. It's outside. Whatever happens outside the parking lot, it. You know, it'll be that. Whatever happens there. Except for she starts yelling again and everybody up.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now we're in the parking lot.

[Turley]

Parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. X and Mama Day Day are in the parking lot. He has already taken a right cross. Is he bleeding?

[Turley]

No, the lip was a little bit. He told me he was bleeding inside, not on the outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

So his heart was bleeding and his lip inside, you could see the lip.

[Turley]

Was a little swollen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they get outside and what happens?

[Turley]

So she's yelling again, pointing at females.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it you?

[Turley]

Hey, he's got a limp blank. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, sounds like a Chuck wore question. Limp blank.

[Turley]

And this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be back in two and not two.

[Turley]

Babo. Did you not get outside at that point because you heard all the commotion?

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, I'm basically the night manager around here. So I had to come out on the balcony and see what was going on in my courtyard. You know, at this time, she's in a moving vehicle.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[Bob O. Darling]

Screaming, flailing her arm out the window. Once in a while she jumps out and jumps back in. She's very. She's very agile. Stealthy and agile and just waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

This woman.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm not crying or screaming banshee crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what happened.

[Bob O. Darling]

Poor Mr. X was just flummoxed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, we just started in Vegas. Yeah. And we opened our office in Vegas and have a woman that is helping set up the Vegas office.

[DJ Pre K]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Mr. X has an agent in Vegas? Yes, Boots. He's. He's out there in Vegas. Already moved out there. Good morning, Boots. How's the Vegas sunrise? I'm sure you haven't been to bed yet.

[DJ Pre K]

It's early. Early.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's probably doing a his best 48 hour stint anyway. But she texts him something about the Vegas office at night. So getting a text from a woman about Vegas.

[DJ Pre K]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what did it. Really? That's what did it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all work.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it's all work related.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did she ever get a hold of her?

[Turley]

No. So. So she finally peeled out of the parking lot. Almost ran him over too. Yeah, I mean I was really concerned about that.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[Turley]

And at that, well, I've got an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Armed security guard out there this morning.

[Turley]

That's right. At that point I said, hey John, you know, we might want to do something here about people just barging into the doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, because Mr. X's Mama Day day is crazy. I've got to go invest in a card lock system. It's gonna cost me 10,000 because this bitch went nuts.

[Bob O. Darling]

Might be time too. And you know, I've never even met her. Nobody likes a narc. But it may be time to actually file some sort of report just in case something wacko really goes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you're Tarrant county pd, please call. Call in. We need to do that. I don't want you can do. I don't need this crazy woman coming back in the office.

[DJ Pre K]

You can't do a criminal trespass, which keeps her from coming here. If she does come here again, she gets arrested, all right? Simple enough. It's real simple. It's one piece of paper.

[Bob O. Darling]

It's a shame because she's kind of a fine woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris Houston, good morning. What you got, man?

[Caller/Guest]

I'll tell you, I've talked. I've listened to y' all since we are on, golly, at least 10 years. What's going. What's going on? Find my damn cigarette lighter, which is not good. I got a crazy. Got a crazy story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, real quick.

[Caller/Guest]

I had a girl that I. I'm married, and I bought her a business, and it was a dance studio. And she kept my man. She was like, hey, we got. I got tickets to go see Angeline and Jolie and Brad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I lost him. Call back later. My name is John Clay. We'll be right back. 800-800-7234. Remember me? The vin.com. we buy the cars. If we don't put a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob. On the album inside album cover. You know, the. The album went inside the sleeve thing, and then the whole deal went into the album cover. You bet on this one. Maybe it wasn't this song. Turn up a little bit. Turley. Remember the album sleeve cover thing had easy top. They had a barbecue in Austin or something.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was just a gazillion people. Yeah. Was that this album my brother had?

[Bob O. Darling]

It was that Trace Locos.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having a flashback. I don't know, but this song's making me think of when I was a little kid looking at that album cover. And I'd listen. I'd also listen to Richard Pryor. That blank is crazy. And Queen Bicycle Race.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That inside album cover with all the naked girls. Yeah, that was always a. You know, a winner.

[DJ Pre K]

Is it chrome smoke and barbecue?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but they had a. They had a party like in the seventies in South Texas somewhere. That was ridiculous. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay wolf.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

His name's J.D. ryan.

[Bob O. Darling]

You can call me Bob O. Darling.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've called him a lot worse. And Dr. Turley, the Jew doctor. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're talking about crazy women this morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Where are we ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Woman scorned. We always, we always get the best material in this 8 o' clock hour when people are just rising up. Yeah, because we had a manager guy, his, his, he's getting divorced. His ex wife, soon to be came in Blazing Saddles going nuts, and he said she threatened to kill him.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, I absolutely believe it, man.

[Turley]

I wouldn't have doubted it. There was so much yelling and screeching, it was hard to kind of really understand what you say.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you said that she actually tried to run over him. Is this a true statement?

[Turley]

This is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mister, Mr. Turley, in this courtroom you are sworn in. Right. Did the woman try to. She's right there in the courtroom. Can you point her out? She's right there. Okay. Yes, there she is. Did she try to run over Mr. X? Did Mama Day Day try to run over Mr. X?

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How?

[Turley]

Well, he was by the side of the car trying to calm her down, that is. And she was purposely steering towards him in the middle of parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had a situation like that in the Starbucks parking lot in the drive the other day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, did she really try to hit him, like try or just kind of weave at him just to spook him? Yeah, because I did that with a bum. I did that with a bum at the Starbucks parking lot. Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay, because I'm sitting there in the line at Starbucks and these bastards keep me. They're like blackbirds. They just keep on coming for years and years and years, knocking, begging, begging, knocking. Then the Starbucks people come and, you know, chase them away, run them all off. Like at the airport where they knock the gun off the cannon to get rid of all the birds.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Run them out. Y' all get out of here.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. So anyway, I'm sitting there and I'm starting the mood. Pretty decent looking white guy walks up, doesn't look like a bum, is a bum. And, and he's. He's got a beard. I mean, they're getting better with their hustle.

[DJ Pre K]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he walks up and knocks on my window.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I roll my window down. I just keep looking forward. And he starts in with his spiel and he gets done with this whole spiel about cancer and his sick kid and everything that goes on. And then I just rolled my window back up and never said a word. And so he banged on my window and said, f you and shot me in the finger. So I did kind of what she did to him. A little bit. And I might even stuck my hand out, kind of tapped him a little bit.

[Turley]

Well, she didn't kind of tap.

[DJ Pre K]

That's. This guy attempted vehicular assault, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the Starbucks guys gave me a. Gave me a $30, $30 gift pass. Everybody in line was honking and clapping at my action. But I'm not saying it was okay. I feel bad about it. That's why. That's what I'm confessing here on the air in front of everyone. But I'm sick of them.

[Bob O. Darling]

I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you handle a bum, Bob?

[DJ Pre K]

You don't roll the window down.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you handle a beggar?

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, I. Personally, I pray about it all the time. And I've. I've given my feelings about it over to the Lord and I feel a lot better about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dale in New Mexico. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

So full of morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

That ZZ Top concert was in Austin, Texas, at Longhorn Stadium for the Longhorn.

[John Clay Wolf]

SL.

[Caller/Guest]

And Santana and others were there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year? Let's see. I still.

[Caller/Guest]

74. 5, I believe. 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're in New Mexico. I mean, how are you catching us, New Mexico? We don't have any New Mexico affiliates that I'm aware of. Unless it's that big boom, big boomer out of Midland, huh? Good morning, Midland. Good morning, New Mexico. Good morning, Dale. Thank you for being our ZZ Top historian this morning.

[Bob O. Darling]

Gotta have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Turley. I'm a ram.

[DJ Pre K]

Good morning, Mr. Ram.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio.

[Bob O. Darling]

Got his own Ram.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, California. Bakers failed. You and Dwight. Yum. And Buck Owens. How the hell are y' all doing out there in Dallas, Texas?

[Bob O. Darling]

Dwight's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for all you people that have 200,000 miles on your car, good morning, Oklahoma.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that was across the bow.

[Turley]

Not a lie, though.

[Bob O. Darling]

Fire ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, it's football season. God damn. Ain't funny.

[DJ Pre K]

It ain't funny no more, Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't funny. We travel to all the games. We've been traveling to the basketball games. We don't even have a baseball team. We go to all those games. Only two good things came out of the state of Oklahoma is Indians, okay?

[DJ Pre K]

Kevin Durant, those two things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barry Switzer and Bob Stoops. That would be five, four, five things. But anyway, those are the best things that ever came out of state, Oklahoma. And we will drive to see him. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, I need you to play that one again later because I need to talk about this Journey concert.

[Turley]

Ah, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Journey Def Leppard. I took my daughter to it on Wednesday. I told her if she'd learned to play a Journey song on the piano, I'd take her. And she did.

[Bob O. Darling]

She did what she learned.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't stop believing. I ought to put it up on the Facebook side. I will. I'll do that during the next break. All right, I want to get up. We're going to interview the Journey singer. The singer from Journey?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, the new one.

[Bob O. Darling]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Vietnamese guy, Arnel Pina.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not Vietnamese.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's not. Arnel Pineda.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Vietnamese guy.

[Bob O. Darling]

What is he, American?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not. No, he's not American Samoan?

[Bob O. Darling]

No, he's from the Philippines.

[DJ Pre K]

He's from the Philippines. He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he was Chinese. No, he's not Chinese. He's not Filipino.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm afraid he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bounce it is what I'm saying. Don't just let it die that quick. God almighty. Have some talent.

[DJ Pre K]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Says husband's caught teenage babysitter and beat the hell out of her and. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[Bob O. Darling]

There she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

There she is. Good morning. And where are you from? Me?

[Caller/Guest]

Marianza.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marianza. Where?

[Caller/Guest]

Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Tell me your story, honey.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, they was talking about crazy women. I said, well, I know a few crazy men. The first time I married very young, 17. I come home from work working three jobs. Minus it's an hour and a half, maybe, and 24, and my old man's with a 15 year old. My babysitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you at the time? How old was he?

[Caller/Guest]

I was 19. He looks at me and tells me, you're too old. And he jumps up and beats the hell on me. And I tried to get an ambulance. I had 244 staples and stitches in my skull, in my head. Took two towels. He just stick my hair. It was like four foot long. My hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Anne. Ann, Ann, Ann, Ann, Ann, Ann, Ann. I'm not trying to be insensitive, but through engineering and science, we've learned that very sad graphic stories like this are a tune out factor to our listening audience. A tune out factor to our listening audience. It's like, do you have that Casey clip about dead dogs in pictures? Did you ever load that up, Bob?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I don't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'LL give you an example in just a second. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

How did that get past Pre K?

[Bob O. Darling]

Just wonder.

[Turley]

This is pre. This is actually what John's talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want a concerted effort to come.

[Caller/Guest]

Out of a record that isn't a up tempo record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time I do a death dedication. Pretty much that what he's talking about is, is Casey case. And there's some. Some, yes. Clips online of him when he was getting angry because he was reading about dead dogs.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Doing a death dedication right into a happy song.

[DJ Pre K]

And there's a dead dog. And now wake me up before you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go. Linda in the Woodlands. Good morning. Hello. Hey, Linda.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Y' all were talking about ZZ Top earlier, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, ma'. Am.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

My sister in law's mom used to be the secretary for the attorneys that represented ZZ Top here in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

And one day she comes home from work and she's like, she's like, you're not gonna believe this. She's like, we're having to represent. And I think it was the drummer, his name Dusty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Apparently he cut off a German shepherd's head and left it on his ex girlfriend's doorstep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so he gets angry too. Now, let's say, let's stop real quick. This is all alleged. 150 alleged. Linda may be a goddamn liar.

[Caller/Guest]

Very much I am not.

[DJ Pre K]

Very possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. And I don't take the Lord's name in vain lightly either.

[Caller/Guest]

Look, if I was gonna lie, I'd come up with something better than a dead dog on a doorstep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's pretty good. I mean, what would be better than that is if it was Rick Allen from Def Leppard. Do you know why, Linda?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, because like he's missing an arm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Linda, you got it. There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you, Linda, for playing the home game.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would have to hold the dog down with his right leg.

[Bob O. Darling]

Sit, sit.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Def Leppard was pretty good the other night.

[Bob O. Darling]

They're always pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen them.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, that was your first Def Leppard concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Joe Elliott's voice. Bad in concert. Always. Not bad, but nothing like the record.

[Bob O. Darling]

He was great when I saw him in 96, but it's been a long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

His. His voice, it was, you know, because all of these old ass rock stars I've been seeing the past few years are great.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their vocals are just ridiculously awesome.

[Bob O. Darling]

A lot of them can still do it. Joe Wall still does it. The wnick guy. David Coverdale still does it. I was amazed at Coverdale. Is Joe Elliott slipping the guy from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tesla even after all of his facelifts. And my daughter said that it looks. The singer from Tesla looks just like her nana. Nana.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah. But that voice though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still there.

[Bob O. Darling]

Can you believe that voice?

[DJ Pre K]

But now, Elliot, was he moving around the stage? Because we saw him in an interview years ago and he came in with a cane. He looked awful.

[Turley]

He didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

My, my, my seats were a little nosebleedy.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy who got them for me. Thanks, James. They were premium. You. He kept saying premium. I hate it when people say premium.

[DJ Pre K]

Premium, baby, premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if these are premium, what are good?

[DJ Pre K]

You're inside the stadium.

[Bob O. Darling]

That's a very.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to stick a ob tampon in my right nostril cuz. Cuz it started. It broke loose and started running.

[DJ Pre K]

Here's one of those cans of oxygen.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I couldn't see Joe Elliott or the screen is what I'm trying to say.

[DJ Pre K]

I understand.

[Bob O. Darling]

Premium is a very kind way to say not the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that what that is?

[DJ Pre K]

I couldn't see the screen.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter's in ninth grade. She looks. She's like, man, I thought you said we had good. I thought you were important.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Oh. Hip hop hooray. Yeah. Neil and Anna, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

What's happening this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Bought cars at auction. Wants to make sure he paid a good price to dj. You're gonna have to ask more questions. I don't understand what this means, Neil. Explain.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm a new buyer and became a dealer years ago, and I just buy one or two cars here and there and sell them on my. On my spare time. And I bought four last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy them from me?

[Caller/Guest]

I bought them from a lion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then why didn't you buy? You calling me about some other. Why don't you go to Dallas auto auction on Wednesday morning, buy them from. Give me the vin.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna go there. I'm gonna. That's on my list.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen our circus?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Oh, yeah, shoot. Yeah, I've seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You seen there and watched us do our deal. We sold. We broke the record again. Again. We. We did. We did 2200 rigs in August. What? Oh, man. What?

[DJ Pre K]

Over 2, 000 cars?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's a lot to do. Hey, Neil. Neil, I'm not going to book out all your stuff on there. I mean, I'm into boring stuff. That'll put everybody to sleep, but that just puts. That would. That would put a hernia or a tumor in somebody.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I figured so.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye.

[DJ Pre K]

I kiss this girl. Let me tell you about her. I don't want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. Bob, keep working on getting a hold of that singer that. That Vietnamese kid from God. From Journey.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Not Vietnam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later on, we'll have him open.

[DJ Pre K]

For who?

[John Clay Wolf]

He gave me the phone number. I gave it to you. Have you. Have you found him yet?

[Bob O. Darling]

They're deeply encamped. I guess Journey is one of those real professional bands sleep until five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, did y' all have a chance to put together the. Who sang it better? Steve Perry or the Vietnamese guy?

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, we've got three different. We've got three different clips for you to compare.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So Journey, obviously, like Boston and everybody else, you know, they all time out, their fingers can still work and where they can play their instruments, but the vocals go away. In Boston's case, the singer went away. Yeah, he wasn't coming back. He wasn't vocal from. In Journey's case, Steve Perry went away because he just. Who knows why he went away? But they went and found a Vietnamese kid off of YouTube, wasn't Vietnamese, and, like, they grabbed a Vietnamese Justin Bieber off YouTube, and they brought him in and taught him Journey songs, and he's very good. So let's look side by side. Steve Perry, the original versus the new Vietnamese kid.

[Bob O. Darling]

What's the first song we got?

[Turley]

Believing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Perry.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay. Don't Stop Believing. Yeah, Steve Perry. And what you want is that second verse. So we. And we got three different songs you can compare. Okay, now here's Steve Perry doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty strong for a smile they can share the night it goes on and on and on.

[Turley]

All right, there's.

[Bob O. Darling]

Now that's Steve Perry doing it.

[Turley]

Here's the Filipino man.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

You know, that's not bad.

[DJ Pre K]

I like him. I'm sorry. I mean, I'm a Steve Perry fan, but I'm kind of digging this.

[Turley]

That's pretty strong.

[Bob O. Darling]

It is.

[Turley]

This is live, of course, all over.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, he bounces off the walls. You've seen the show. He's amazing, dude.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's very energetic.

[DJ Pre K]

He's booming off the wall. He's bouncing off the speaker boxes. He's all over the place.

[Bob O. Darling]

And I'll tell you something, audiences that I've seen Journey with seem to like him. Yeah, I mean, they respond to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me another one. Without a big intro cut to the chase. If you do the intro up, skip it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, it's part of the track.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but we don't have all F and day.

[Bob O. Darling]

Steve Perry's best when he sings something mellow.

[Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here we go.

[Bob O. Darling]

And this is one of the better examples of that.

[Turley]

Then the filipino.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not Filipino.

[Turley]

That's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He doesn't sound like Steve Perry. And he's not Filipino. He's Vietnamese.

[Bob O. Darling]

He looks a little Argentinian.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not Argentinian. He's not Chinese. He's not Korean. He's not Indian.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's Korean.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not Tonganese.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. We'll get to the bottom of this in a minute. Do you have one more?

[Turley]

We got to get a break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[DJ Pre K]

I like.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll take it out with this. What are you doing? Well, I was sleeping.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[DJ Pre K]

My boy get go crazy.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Turley]

Snooze alarm.

[Announcer]

You snooze, you lose Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning, everybody. My name is John Clay Wolf, and this is our number two. I did put Tabitha's piano bit on the Junk Clay show Facebook page. I told my daughter if she wanted to go to the Journey concert, she had to learn a song. She's a pianist, kind of.

[Bob O. Darling]

And she did it in over the course of a couple of weeks. One day.

[John Clay Wolf]

One day. One day. One day. She didn't.

[DJ Pre K]

One day. And she learned that.

[Bob O. Darling]

She approached it academically, though, because I saw her working on. I saw you working on the. The fingerings of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, on that one.

[Bob O. Darling]

The chord structure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Which I admire very much.

[DJ Pre K]

Tab earning her ticket to the Journey concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Summer is officially over. Who is coming over for Labor Day? I'm going to my Aunt Linda's. Pardon? My dear Aunt Sally is a math thing. And I'm going to my dear Aunt Linda's house. What are you doing, Jenny? Do you love it?

[DJ Pre K]

I'm hanging out, man. Labor Day. I'm going to the lake. Got a buddy with a boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about you, Bob?

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm gonna smoke out on my new smoker grill.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Johnny Manziel. Is he still playing for the Argonauts?

[Turley]

Not the Argonauts, The Alouettes. Still in under concussion protocol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're going to smoke out on your new smoker grill? Smoking eight or 2,000 on the patio.

[Bob O. Darling]

No, I really. I really literally just got a new smoker grill. I'm very happy about it. I'm in my apartment here in Fort Worth, and I haven't been able to cook out at all this summer. That ends this weekend going on, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was the last. We were talking about the. The original singers versus the makeup singers.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, the. And Journey has got. And you've seen Journey live just this week, and they're touring all over by the. If you can make the show. Make the show. You'll love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Def Leppard and Journey hit double headers.

[Bob O. Darling]

Great.

[DJ Pre K]

Who opened up, by the way?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who opened for. And every other night it's different. It was Def Leppard this week, and Journey was the headliner. And then I was looking at their. Their deals. It just flip flops.

[Bob O. Darling]

That's cool. It's cold. Headline. Did Tab enjoy the concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much so.

[Bob O. Darling]

Excellent. Excellent. They've got a new singer, and I believe he's Lebanese.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not. He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who. Who has a new singer?

[Bob O. Darling]

Arnel Penny. Journey has a new lead singer. They had him, actually, for a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, he's Malaysian or he's Vietnamese or something like that.

[DJ Pre K]

Not either one of those.

[Bob O. Darling]

His name, you know, his name is Pina, which sounds a little bit Korean. Bangladeshian. I was going to say maybe a bit Indian. Yeah, but he's got that look like he came from Sri Lanka, you know? That's not funny, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

At all. Is he Siamese?

[DJ Pre K]

Not where he came from.

[Turley]

That's a cat.

[Bob O. Darling]

Possibly Tibetan, because I heard he was offended that Jonathan Kane always prays before the show the wrong way.

[DJ Pre K]

None of this happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, no, that's Mongolian.

[DJ Pre K]

That's nice.

[Bob O. Darling]

Tunganese.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is he?

[DJ Pre K]

He's Philippine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a Laino.

[DJ Pre K]

Filipino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

He's from the Philippines.

[Bob O. Darling]

As opposed to, say, Siamese.

[DJ Pre K]

He's not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what I want to hear that last clip of Steve Perry versus the Vietnamese dude.

[Turley]

Here's. Anyway, This is Steve.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[Bob O. Darling]

The hard part to stay right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's deep here. Yeah, that's a big vocal for a white boy.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[Turley]

And here's our Sri Lankan guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And remember, Steve Perry was in a professional studio and Sri Lanka was not.

[Turley]

That was dead on right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sri Lanka. He's nice. Relax.

[DJ Pre K]

Filipino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob.

[Bob O. Darling]

As opposed to Siamese.

[DJ Pre K]

That's okay.

[Bob O. Darling]

Or a twin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Our life coach says that it's bad radio when I holler at you.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Elliot, our. Yeah. Our. Our programming guru, Elliot, because he takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The meters and does. And he goes through the show and he said, when you did this, people left. And when you did this, people came back.

[Bob O. Darling]

When you say meters, meters are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were not even supposed to talk.

[DJ Pre K]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not so we won't. But I'll tell you. Boy, the ratings.

[DJ Pre K]

How's the show going this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Elliot's in the studio with us. Good morning, Elliot.

[Bob O. Darling]

I've been listening all the time, watching Yalls.

[DJ Pre K]

Meters.

[Bob O. Darling]

You know what you got on your meters now? Every time, John, that you say the word Vietnamese, three people are dropping out. Isn't that cool? I could tell that. And when you yell at Turley, four people drop in. They like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do, too. So you like it when I yell at Turley, but not when I say the word Vietnamese? Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

And 30 minutes ago, when you had the woman call and said her husband beat her up real bad and pulled her hair, she got a bunch of staples.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

You got 12 new people. It's almost like magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sure do know what to do on the radio. Thank you, Elliot.

[Bob O. Darling]

Keep up the good work, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man. He sounds a lot like Marty Moose.

[Bob O. Darling]

He does sound a little like Marty. That's crazy. How's that possible? He's like Mr. Wizard of radio.

[DJ Pre K]

You knew that bit about me. People tune out.

[Bob O. Darling]

People don't seem to like JD Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Story of my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. I'm g. If you don't believe me, call his old co. Host.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my. My God. How did I get in the park? How did I get in the barrel here?

[Bob O. Darling]

That's not funny. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elliot, Rush Limbaugh is on the ISDN line. He'd like to talk to us.

[DJ Pre K]

He must have had just swallow it for Dr. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swallow what, John?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm sure we're all saddened by the news of Senator Senior Senator John McCain, who was actually a very good guy.

[DJ Pre K]

Was he a buddy of yours?

[Bob O. Darling]

Long time ago. Long, long time ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long time ago.

[DJ Pre K]

But then he kind of swapped. He's.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's a little older than I am.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

And back in the day in St. Louis, he's a big baseball fan.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

And, you know, I guess you know about the Cardinals. And the Cardinals, St. Louis to Phoenix. And football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baseball.

[Bob O. Darling]

And you're not a really sportsy guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really. No.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no.

[Bob O. Darling]

We had a conversation over Bloody Mary's one Sunday morning.

[DJ Pre K]

You and John McCain at 7am of course.

[Bob O. Darling]

First base bar in St. Louis, Missouri. First baseball still one of my favorite places. They have waffles okay. And liquor. Outstanding.

[DJ Pre K]

That's where you would find yourself.

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, actually, John McCain and I hate to tell stories out of school.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, but you always do here on.

[Bob O. Darling]

The Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[DJ Pre K]

Never stopped yet.

[Bob O. Darling]

John actually taught me how to snort a waffle. You know, we talked about that recently.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't think this happened.

[Bob O. Darling]

No. If you're in a hurry and you're trying to drink, you don't really want to. I mean, those waffles. A fork at a time.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it takes a while.

[Bob O. Darling]

Takes a lot of, you know, very valuable drinking time. Out of the playbook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bob O. Darling]

So. Yeah. Remember, you're still getting vodka. Kind of just.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't believe so.

[Bob O. Darling]

Right up the old snoz. No, I don't do that anymore. And he hasn't in surely a few years or so. He was a lot of fun to hang around and a very good guy. And I've gotta say, my deepest regret is that Senator John McCain passed away last week with me owing him $100.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't think so.

[Bob O. Darling]

And I feel horrible about the whole thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Why do you owe him 100 bucks?

[Bob O. Darling]

I don't know, but I'm gonna give it to that little strumpet daughter of his, Megan McCain. She'll probably need a new size of pantyhose soon. She's growing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob O. Darling]

Quickly.

[DJ Pre K]

Is this any healthy, growing girl appropriate to call her?

[Bob O. Darling]

And by the way, I'll bet a Percocet or two on this. Megan will be running for office within the next four years.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, really?

[Bob O. Darling]

Two senatorial cycles. You heard it here first, folks, via the golden microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rush, we were talking earlier. About what? The two good things that had come from Oklahoma. And I was wondering if you had any more things that came from Oklahoma.

[Bob O. Darling]

Two things. Probably Merle Haggard.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Bob O. Darling]

And methamphetamine.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bob O. Darling]

Just from an economic standpoint.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about i35? I've always heard that's the best thing coming out of Oklahoma.

[Bob O. Darling]

I35. That's brilliant.

[DJ Pre K]

You hear that a lot.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm gonna use that on my show. Is that okay? We're off for Labor Day for, I think, three weeks or something like that. That's what the big leagues are all about.

[DJ Pre K]

Three weeks.

[Bob O. Darling]

Time to finish the Bloody Mary, at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Rush.

[Bob O. Darling]

Have the rest of my Saturday off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good to see you, bud. Come again. Think other good things that have come from Oklahoma. Windstar Casino.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crystal meth. Oh, Rush got that one. No, Garth Brooks and Chris Gaines and Trisha Yearwood.

[DJ Pre K]

And Reba and Toby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Ariba.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Harold's Department Stores.

[DJ Pre K]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't. You don't know that?

[DJ Pre K]

I've never heard of Harold.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all don't know what Harold's is, it's okay. It's what made Oklahoma feel preppy for about two decades. And then. And then they realized they were really redneck and Harold's died and everything's over. But there was a moment there, a shining moment, when Harold was leading the holding. The holding. The guiding light of classiness and how to dress Oklahomans to make them look like they're not from Oklahoma. Seriously, the Neiman's of Harold must have been friends with Stanley Marcus. And Harold was probably in Dallas somewhere. And he was going through. He said, you know what? If I could bring some of this back to Oklahoma and teach these Oklahoma yeehaws how to dress, I'd make a million dollars.

[DJ Pre K]

How'd that work out?

[John Clay Wolf]

It may. It made him a million dollars. And maybe. Maybe 10.

[DJ Pre K]

And then it closed.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then it closed. Because it only worked during the oil booms. You know, they're really the only time they could afford Harold's clothes. Yes.

[Bob O. Darling]

They're really perking up in Las Vegas here. And you talk about Oklahoma all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you?

[Bob O. Darling]

You got three of them.

[DJ Pre K]

Just joined in.

[Bob O. Darling]

It's me, Elliot, the programming guru.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Las Vegas. Good morning. California, Texas, Louisiana, Arkansas, Oklahoma. The only thing we skip going west is, well, we've got some New Mexico. We had a caller from New Mexico a moment ago. So you go New Mexico, Arizona, Nevada. So we need. If we have a Nevada affiliate, then we connect the whole West.

[DJ Pre K]

Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, I meant Arizona. I meant Arizona. Surprise. Arizona.

[DJ Pre K]

We will just move Vegas into Nevada.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like we're eating peyote out there by the Joshua Tree.

[Bob O. Darling]

Just for sake of being such a big fan of Breaking Bad. And now Better Call Saul. We gotta get on in Albuquerque. Man, that would be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, have you watched Better Call Saul since the starter backup? I have not.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it good?

[Bob O. Darling]

I think we're three, three. Four episodes in now. Three episodes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold.

[Bob O. Darling]

Pre K. Yeah, it's always good. The one really kind of thing that sticks out to me is they're doing a lot of the cartel stuff. You know, Gus is back. You got Mike working for Gus.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. How much time I got two minutes. I'm doing this right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

95 Corvette pace car. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

59,000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it was. It was actually my father's car. And since he's passed, it's not something I'm really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now hang on. This sounds like the same car I looked at a month ago. Did have. I already bought a couple of cars from you?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The real low mile Corvettes, you had like five or six of them.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we bought three Corvettes from you. How did that transaction, the first round go?

[Caller/Guest]

It was pretty. It was easier than I thought it was. I thought it was going to be a lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I remember that this 95 pace car because it's white and blue, and then there was a blue 1967. 60.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a 66.

[John Clay Wolf]

66. And then there was a red convertible 72 Stingray with a chrome bumper. Is that right?

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we missed those three. So now you're calling back in. You want another bid on the. On the pace car? Where was I on the pace car before? Because I know we bid all six of them at once.

[Caller/Guest]

I think, I think you're, you know, 12 or 13. And I think we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're close because I think you want a 20.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I thought it was, but it was 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you. Why are you changing your mind now and saying that we're close?

[Caller/Guest]

I just, I don't want to be a. I don't want to sell cars. I just want to get rid of the stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get any of the prices?

[Caller/Guest]

No, No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know if you went shopped around and realized that I was hitting it. Right.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I just. I think you probably know what they're worth more than I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a 95 Corvette pace car. We've seen the pictures. I remember this thing. It's white and purple. It's got the crazy stripes down the side of it. It's not the good body style. It's a CE4, and that's not the one that everybody wants. So I offered 13. Is that right? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

15.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just can't get that body style to get going. What year did that body style start? 92, 91.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the 88. Well, you know, it went from like the early 80s. C3 went through 90, and then they started this one and it went through 06. No, I mean 96. 96. And then in 97, they came out with that next body style. That's. That's the one that sells. I'll give 13 grand for this car because it's got 59 or 45. I thought it had lower miles than this.

[Caller/Guest]

I see. I sent all the dots.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know his car better than he does, apparently. We bought 2200 cars last month and I know more about his car than he does. Your car's got like 42,000 miles on. I remember this whole deal. Yeah, I'll give the 13. Let's do it. I want to look at the rest of them, too. And tell your friends. I gotta run. Let's go. Good morning, Midland, Texas. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man, I just want to make.

[John Clay Wolf]

A shout out to you. What's your shout out?

[Caller/Guest]

I'll just listen to you here, Miller, man. Every Saturday, like the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you, Steve and Midland. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris. Morning. Hello.

[Bob O. Darling]

Morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How are you, sir?

[Bob O. Darling]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. A 2011 F150XLT, two wheel drive crew cab with 150,000 miles on it. Is it the six cylinder? The eight?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the six cylinder, 3.7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the small six? Not the turbocharged?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't believe it's made at150,000 miles. Wow. That's a feat in itself. Is it? Is it?

[Turley]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 8,000?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah. That sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com. givemetheven.com. Send me pictures. And. No, no engine noise. No transmission shutter. No rear end clank.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no runs. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get. Have we. Have we bought a car from you before?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. Well, this will be the first one. Cool. Tell me how it goes. I know how it'll go. It'll go smooth, but. Go to givemetheven.com and load her up. Jonathan Houston. Oh, go ahead, Turley. Let's go. We need to get a new one of those clips with Cody. That was dope. Our old auctioneer. He doesn't like. Yeah, okay. We don't. We're still friends, but since we moved to Dallas. Auto auction.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. You're not buddies.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're still buddies.

[Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're not like we were. You know, it's like that deal. We'll still be friends.

[Turley]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

You start dating somebody else. I don't really want to watch you with somebody else. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we're still friends.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, sure you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

But not like we were.

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like when we get. When I get back up, when we split to two Lanes sometimes. And I get back up and he. He handles it. The. The chemistry that he and I once had.

[Bob O. Darling]

Gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gone. Yeah, absolutely gone.

[DJ Pre K]

The magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

He asked me if I could get him a burrito the other day. I said yes. And he's like, I'm just kidding. I'm like, see, that wasn't even funny. We. We used to have. We used to have chemistry. Yeah. It's gone.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sad. Jonathan in Houston. 47, 000 miles. Are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load this thing up and givemetheven.com we'll do it online. The computer will throw the number at you immediately. Just put in your license plate number or your VIN number. Okay, thanks. See. Be back in a sec. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Claywolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Guest]

You definitely need some tic tacs and suck.

[Bob O. Darling]

Cause your breath.

[Announcer]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[DJ Pre K]

And now go kiss me. Morning breath.

[Announcer]

Senor Juan Clay Wolf, Labor Day weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everybody. Oh, we forgot to tune the apex too.

[Bob O. Darling]

Now we're gonna do that after the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Put some balls back in me. I had a fan come up and say it sounds like somebody kicked me in the sack.

[Bob O. Darling]

That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said my, my, my voice is too high.

[DJ Pre K]

Bubble, what do you do when you make. When you do John's voice?

[Bob O. Darling]

How do I don't do that.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do.

[Bob O. Darling]

I was there. I was there. And he handled it pretty well. John's not touchy about it all. The guy says, yeah, man. Your voice sounds really high pitched. John goes, no, it doesn't. What are you talking about? I'm just kidding, man. Come on. That beaver cleaver voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Patty, good morning. Up, up, up. Caller up. Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

I have a 25th, 2015 Nissan Murano.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a SL?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means leather, sunroof, the good wheels.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

27, 000 miles is what I see here. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

A gray. Dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 20 grand ride to me. Does that buy it? Possibly. Go to. Where are you calling from? Garland. Okay, go to. Give me the vin. Give me the vin. You can put in your license plate or your VIN number. The computer will bid it real quick. It may even bid a little higher than I do. If you put the options, add the sunroof, and if it's got the larger wheel, add that and it'll throw a number back at you and a guy will work with you. I've got about 40 buyers downstairs that Will work with you hand to hand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come to your house.

[Caller/Guest]

Also, I'm wanting, I'm wanting a smaller.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't sell cars.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I know, but just give me advice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure.

[Caller/Guest]

A Kia or a Hyundai.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hyundai has a hundred thousand mile warranty. They're both Korean. So you're both a. You're, you're a fascist bastard if you buy either one of them. Patty, did you think that was funny? Because I did. Yeah. No, I think the, I think the Hyundai's good. It's got a hundred thousand miles on it. And if I was going to drive one or the other, I'd definitely go Hyundai. Just because key is like saying, you know, I'm not a note lock customer, but I'm just one credit clip away from it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, J.D.

[DJ Pre K]

Good morning, John. Clay Wolf. How are you, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm good.

[DJ Pre K]

We were talking earlier about us going into Albuquerque and the Breaking Bad story. We do have some fun audio this week of a guy in Kentucky. And this is Kentucky, not Albuquerque. But he broke into his cousin's house while he was on Method. We have audio from the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it Oklahoma meth?

[DJ Pre K]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Albuquerque?

[DJ Pre K]

It was imported Oklahoma meth into Kentucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was that dark red math, not that blue math. Right?

[Bob O. Darling]

Right. The ph gets just a little off.

[DJ Pre K]

How interesting that you would know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's Ou Boomer Sooner, man.

[DJ Pre K]

Mason Tackett is his name and he still can't quite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mascot is mobile home. Your math is burgundy.

[Bob O. Darling]

Go tweakers.

[DJ Pre K]

Mason Tackett is his name and he can't quite get over the fact that his cousin was on meth and broke into his house. We have this audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been a bad batch around here because Florid County's went crazy in the last four days when I finally got down here.

[Turley]

Let me start that again.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, must have been.

[Bob O. Darling]

Now that's part of the nomenclature these days in small towns. You guys know that, right?

[Turley]

What?

[Bob O. Darling]

Whenever there's a string of petty robberies and crimes, crazy stuff, you talk to a policeman in a small town. So yeah, it must have been a bad batch lately.

[DJ Pre K]

Bad batch of meth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would have been moonshine in the 20s.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, gotcha. Okay, so we got a bad batch guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been a bad batch around here because Florid County's went crazy in the last four days. When I finally got down here to the to look, see what happened, the door was standing wide open. It looked like he Was packing up for a yard sale. When he come out, he was lying, throwing his hands and saying stuff like, I didn't do it. I didn't do it. You know how rogues do. And blaming on everybody else. He did pull a gun on me when I got back around the house because I guess he thought I was upset with him. Who steals a cheese grater? He got the work Sly saw. He stole the empty bottle of spray. What got me the most was my soap. You stole my soap. Who still.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

Where is this? This is gonna be in Kentucky. This guy's name is Mason Tackett.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do we get that? Dj, you need to put that on our website immediately. That's the best. That's the best yeehaw clip I've heard. That's straight out of an episode of Hee Haw. Hee Haw was still produced today.

[Turley]

So people in meth steal, like, anything. Bobbo, you know about this?

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, because they don't need a hundred dollars, they need five. You know, because meth is so cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Who's stealing cheese?

[Bob O. Darling]

That's why they steal toasters and old Little League trophies.

[DJ Pre K]

Think about it. Yeah, you can go to a little fair somewhere. You know, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know.

[Turley]

You know what, that makes sense because I've seen a guy riding around the parking lot here, and he's just got one bicycle tire, right. Basket.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that for?

[Bob O. Darling]

Who steals the wheel off of a bicycle? Meth addicts.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Bless their hearts.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, my God. That's greatness. So anyway, straight out of Kentucky, we have that. We also.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Kentucky. I said Albuquerque.

[DJ Pre K]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That makes more sense.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that was. That was in Kentucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A lot like Vernon, Texas. Good morning, Vernon, Texas. And Love County, Oklahoma.

[DJ Pre K]

We also have.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was your school principal recording a moment ago.

[DJ Pre K]

More fun. Out. We got a break. Oh, we got a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got 22 seconds till a break.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now talk for 22 seconds.

[DJ Pre K]

A small skydiving had an emergency landing this week, and Catherine Burcham, dance boy from Boston 25 News, had a breaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

News story, and we'd play it if we had more time. But JD can't hit a segue. My name's John Clay Wilson. We'll be back after these messages.

[DJ Pre K]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

First lady Melania Trump gave a speech denouncing cyberbullying.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com column. Toll free, 1-800-800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merely afterwards, President Trump went on Twitter and called her a loser immigrant. It's not funny.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was funny. 800-800-7234. Yes, we're live. Yes, it's Labor Day weekend. Sorry we were rerun last week. We will talk to Bobbo about that later in our number four. How he put that rerun together. Hal in Houston. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning to you sir.

[DJ Pre K]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, eight Toyota Tacoma access cab. 140,000 mile, two wheel drive. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Between average and clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it the six or the four cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It is the four cylinder. It was my father in law's truck and he recently passed away so we're trying to clear out our driveway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he have any savings that he left to you? No, sir. Any oil? Oil interest, anything of value?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just this. Just this Toyota Tacoma truck and some hand tools.

[Caller/Guest]

He was a handyman.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is your entire inheritance in this phone call?

[Caller/Guest]

My wife's entire inheritance?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. Tell your old lady that we are. She's. She's the proud recipient of $8,000 if it's nice and seven if it's not that nice.

[Caller/Guest]

So sorry. 8,000 if it's nice. And how much if it wasn't seven?

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's not. If it doesn't look the way I want it to look, it's seven. But if it looks the way I want it to look, it's eight. If you can take pictures of it and load it up into givemetheven.com then I will know the second I see the pictures. Okay. And it also has.

[Caller/Guest]

He has an aftermarket radio with serious capabilities installed as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. J. Bobbo, get this. You won't believe this. J.D. our own J.D. has an airplane store.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh my God.

[Bob O. Darling]

Really? Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD he's really branching out. He's got an airplane store.

[DJ Pre K]

Things happen. Happen in the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean you are just Mr. Airplane Story.

[DJ Pre K]

I love them. And this would. This would normally not be a big story. No, that's Asiana playing out in San Francisco. It was not.

[Bob O. Darling]

What's the matter, Jenny? Something Wong.

[DJ Pre K]

Some ting Wong. All right. Small. Normally this wouldn't be a big story. It was a very small skydiving. Skydiving plane had an emergency landing near Boston. No big deal. Happens all the time.

[Bob O. Darling]

Nobody was.

[DJ Pre K]

Nobody was killed. But actually the big story was the way Katherine Burcham of Boston 25 News made it an instant classic with her reporting.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Hazelden told us that he believes the issue was with a defective Flux capacitator. Though the NTSB wouldn't comment on any potential cause today. I'm Katherine Burcham, Boston.

[DJ Pre K]

What capacitator that's familiar? Anybody ever heard of a flux capacitor?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was standing on the edge of.

[DJ Pre K]

My toilet hanging a clock. The porcelain was wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I slipped, hit my head on the edge of the sink. And when I came to, I had a revelation.

[Bob O. Darling]

A vision.

[John Clay Wolf]

A picture in my head.

[DJ Pre K]

A picture of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what makes time travel possible. Flux capacitor. So she didn't get the. She didn't even get the name of it right. It's not a capacitator. It's a capacitor.

[DJ Pre K]

Obviously somebody, she asked somebody, hey, what went wrong with the plane and the guy? Probably an off head coming with lady. It was the flux capacitor.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color was her hair? I didn't see it. Blonde.

[Bob O. Darling]

Send the blonde to do a brunette's job.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio pre K. I see on here that you have a funny story this week. Or game of what was she on?

[DJ Pre K]

What was she on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We gonna play around, you know, see it. I'm gonna read a news story. And y' all can guess what they were under the influence of. How's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Our own DJ Pre K, ladies and gentlemen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir, the one and only.

[DJ Pre K]

Were they on?

[J.D. Ryan]

So this week we got a cat that just can't stay away from the wildlife. Our culprit this week has been fined $1,000 for feeding the local bears. He is reported when he left some picnic baskets in his backyard for the local bears to rummage through. Turns out the same as First Circus because he been fined for feeding wild bears twice before in the previous few years. And it's actually illegal to knowingly feed.

[DJ Pre K]

The bears, which will get you killed.

[J.D. Ryan]

So the wildlife rangers showed up and is. And they said, you can do that. So the man pulled out a thousand dollars on the spot and paid the fine. Hashtag big baller. And he can be fine another G if he feeds yogi again. So what do y' all think?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was he on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, what was he on to feed the bears?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just stoned. I think he's on weed. I think he's just a stoner.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, because he was a meth guy. He wouldn't have a thousand bucks to just throw around.

[Turley]

That's a very good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told me about that time that you. You were a little short back in the 80s.

[DJ Pre K]

I remember that quite well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Acid Acid.

[Turley]

Oh, yeah, you talk to bears.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, mushrooms, mushrooms. I'm gonna change mine from pot to mushrooms.

[Bob O. Darling]

That's a hallucinogenic crime because you would never do that.

[Turley]

I'm with Bobbo there.

[DJ Pre K]

Save his drunk. It was too easy, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything'S airplanes and alcohol. Go ahead, D.J.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course I will. So you're saying mushrooms. Y' all thinking like some psychedelics. Okay, well, he should have stuck to your original answer. Man, Colorado man find a thousand dollars for repeatedly feeding bears on that good, good weed. Sticky, icky, ooh wee.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's so good now it makes you hallucinate.

[Turley]

You've had that before, right? You know, you're sitting there and you think your dog's talking to you, so you start a conversation with him.

[DJ Pre K]

What is it, Mr. Bear?

[John Clay Wolf]

You want some food?

[Bob O. Darling]

Look out in the backyard, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know if we're gonna get to it this segment, but. So after the Dallas show of Journey and Def Leppard last week, they had a fight and the little Vietnamese guy ran off.

[DJ Pre K]

God, he's not Vietnam.

[Bob O. Darling]

Is that the story going the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The singer, the new lead singer, he ran off.

[DJ Pre K]

Who do you have a fight with? The other guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably Neil, Sean. That's who everybody gets in a fight with.

[Bob O. Darling]

Probably Jonathan Kane, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've got Bobbo trying to track him down.

[DJ Pre K]

He ran off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and we'll get to it in a minute. I just told. I told Baba to start calling into the Asian restaurant, see if we can find him. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, Scott Phillips over in K Texas. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I actually, I just wanted to say thank you. My brother lost his job and he needed to get rid of a 2016 Jeep Wrangler and you guys bought it. He went by CarMax and you guys beat bid by about $4,500 because you guys actually took into account all of the extra stuff he put on it. And I just want to say thank you. You guys kicked ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, please. Well, you just told a lot of people and I do appreciate that. But that's. Our business is really growing at a rapid rate pace. You know, we bought 2200 cars this month, which was a record for us by a long shot. And I think it's because the words finally getting out what this guy's saying. That's awesome. I appreciate that phone call.

[Bob O. Darling]

I listen to.

[Caller/Guest]

I listen to young ktrh and that's How I knew how to call and I gave him the number and he called you guys and Very prompt response from you guys. And next thing I know, the car was driven off his driveway and. And he was out of debt.

[John Clay Wolf]

We beat CarMax. By how much money?

[Caller/Guest]

$4,500. They didn't take into account about seven or eight thousand dollars worth of extras he put on aftermarket.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're. Jesus Christ. I mean, they're the law. Then it doesn't matter what we say because they're the best, right?

[Caller/Guest]

No, they're garbage. They sell garbage. I tried to buy a car from one time and it was just garbage, but they sell garbage and they. And they give crappy prices, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's your story. I got to be careful what I say because I hold a. But I appreciate you calling, man. Lady T. Good morning, Lady T. Hello, Lady T in Oklahoma. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I just want to know why y' all make fun of us. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you why. She always was kind of a wide stance gal. Because football season's coming up, right? And we're in Dallas. You know that. And we're supposed to. We're supposed to hate each other even though we don't. So I'm just throwing some shots across the Red river just to get it fired up. I'm just trying to get football season warmed up, that's all.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, but y' all suck. That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

One guy loves us, the next lady says we suck. Our business doesn't suck.

[DJ Pre K]

No, just football. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll have to. But Lady T has a point. UT football has sucked for a while.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

When TCU is the number one team of the decade in the state.

[DJ Pre K]

Problems?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not problem. Just means TCU is good. But UT should be a little stronger than that. I'm probably going to get into some California football this year. If, If. If Texas teams don't prevail and LSU doesn't do what they can do. I'm just tired of Alabama.

[DJ Pre K]

Are we still planning a live remote at an LSU game?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are if. We'll. If. If our office staff during the week will quit screwing off and get to work and get lined up.

[Turley]

November 3rd Bama game.

[DJ Pre K]

November. Oh, my God, that's gonna be great.

[Turley]

We're still looking for a location.

[Bob O. Darling]

Not at the game, but during the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real simple. Here's all you got to do is call walk ons. They've got 10 locations. They would pay for the publicity. They would kiss our ass for all the marketing they're going to get and it would be easy. If you'll do that Monday morning, you and Ronnie, this will be over. George Tomball 09 Sorrento with 124000 miles average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's clean all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 2500.

[Caller/Guest]

2500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Thanks. Out. I just don't want to argue over 130000 Makia.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll argue over a diesel four wheel drive truck. Sure. I'll argue over a CTSV. If you have a CTSV wagon. God, I want it bad. The wagon. All Cadillac V cars, I want them all. But the wagon I really overpay for one other stupid redneck shout out since it's my birthday week.

[Turley]

Yes. Happy birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, thank you, thank you y'.

[Turley]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I wanted old body Dodge truck, extended cab, four wheel drive Cummins like the first generation. I forgot what they're called but it's like 87 to 91 like grandpa's truck. If anybody has a grandpa that has that old buddy cummins four wheel drive diesel please. J. [e-mail] or just put it into givemetheven.com John wants if any of the buyers see it you gotta let me know and you'll on the info box put send this to John directly.

[DJ Pre K]

Old body and cars. Young body and wife. She's beautiful. What's wrong with that? That's a compliment. Is that a bad thing?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here she comes right now. We'll see what she thinks.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh baby. Mo mo. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning West Coast. How the hell are you? California. I'm fixing to go back out there again. We've got our Vegas open office open over on Sahara Drive.

[DJ Pre K]

Is it open now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's down the street from Carmax next to Lexus store.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, that'll make them happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you are getting any bids over there, run right over and see Boots. His name's Boots because he always wears cowboy boots. Name's John Peterson. He's there manning the office in Las Vegas. And I mean hurry up because you know how a guy from Texas.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Single in Las Vegas, I mean how long, how long till he's in jail? Two weeks. Two weeks? It's been a week or we've got our backup plan.

[DJ Pre K]

We do already?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because Boots, we know he's going to get hauled off. So get over there quickly and get a bid from Boots before he goes to jail.

[DJ Pre K]

That makes it sound bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Turley. We need to play the clip from the Blazing Saddle guys on my birthday thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, Burton Gilliam from Blazing Saddles, the buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you do that during the break?

[Turley]

Yeah, we'll pull up next hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you say what he said on the air?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah. He was very politically correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was two of them.

[Caller/Guest]

You can't.

[Turley]

The first one.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah. What he said in the movie, you can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

He recited some blazing sidelines, but he was gentle. Can we just go and do it anyway? Since the Saturday's Labor Day?

[DJ Pre K]

John, go ahead. What's the worst that can happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll find out in just a minute.

[DJ Pre K]

Happy birthday, John Clay Wolf. I'm Burton Gilliam from Blazing Saddles, and I'm here to tell you a happy, happy, happy birthday.

[Bob O. Darling]

Listen, Blazing Saddles was more politically incorrect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not quite as bad as you.

[DJ Pre K]

Guys, but you know what it is? Go out there and sell that car.

[Bob O. Darling]

It's a big day in my apartment building this week.

[Announcer]

The phone book arrived from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio-phone book looking up at me like, here.

[John Clay Wolf]

We printed a portion of the Internet.

[Bob O. Darling]

For you to throw away.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.C. good morning.

[Bob O. Darling]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What city?

[Caller/Guest]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. 13 CTSV. It says Coop here. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a pearl Cadillac.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pearl red or pearl white?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That pearl red, that laser red is the prettiest color they have, in my opinion. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it? Does it need tires?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

It's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a daily driver. Does 30 grand buy it? It's got 65,000 miles on it, right? 30. Maybe a little too much. Have you had any bids on it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm just kind of putting it out there right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that how you met your last husband? Oh, you called me. You knew. You knew. Hey, I. 28 to 30 grand is what I'm thinking. I'm just putting it out there, too. I'm a Ram. Are you there? JC Delusion. Okay, go to give me the vin.com, load it up, and we'll get together and do a transaction.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll consummate our relationship. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 Radio Jim in San Antonio, an 18 Corvette Stingray. Wow. How does an 18 have 10,000 miles on it already? You're the drivingest Corvette Dude I've ever seen in my life.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I ran up to St. Louis.

[John Clay Wolf]

And back couple times. Running dope or meth or both.

[Caller/Guest]

Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything mulen's good. Can you imagine? Road trip into St. Louis from San Antonio in a 18 vet convertible? No.

[Caller/Guest]

36 miles to a gallon.

[John Clay Wolf]

What top speed did you see?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I didn't. I didn't do that. I mean, I. I ran it up there and back. 75, probably on an average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you aired this car out anywhere yet? And seen what? Seen what? How. How far it'll go on. On the speed.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm. I'm a little bit older. I mean, I. I probably got it up to 110. And I, you know, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're more.

[Caller/Guest]

Probably shouldn't have bought the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're more mature than I am. I was in a turbo Porsche about two years ago. If you guys notice, I never drive my fancy cars.

[DJ Pre K]

Ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever. I never get behind the wheel.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

For this reason. I had a turbo Porsche about two years ago. And I had to take it out on the tollway and I had to go 190 miles an hour, right? And I held it there and it felt good. I bet it felt like, you know, you hear about people that do heroin and stuff like that. Like, you know, you don't. Don't knock until you tried it.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, it's bad, but it feels good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was. I was. I was holding it at 190 and it felt good. I wasn't scared. It's like, okay, so, you know, an Armadillo comes out. What happens at two hours now, right? So I quit driving them. I just quit driving them. I can't. I don't. I'm not mature enough to drive supercars. Okay, so you have a convertible, what, just a regular vet one LT just a stingray regular. Got 10,000 miles. I think it's worth 45 grand. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it. Send a guy down there with a check. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

In the Sportlight Spotlight 22 hours ago, reported Jerry Jones hints that tight end Rico Gathers might make the Cowboys 53 man roster. And nine minutes ago, Cowboy tight end Rico Gathers has been arrested for marijuana possession.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. He was running to St. Louis with the guy that just called us.

[DJ Pre K]

Why do you do that, man? They're still deciding who's on the team. Why do you do that?

[Turley]

Gonna make the team now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I mean, Charlie's got his cowboy shirt on, remember? I, I, I'm excited about the Las Vegas Raiders. I want to, I want them to win. I want them to come out of the shoot hard. When does that start?

[Turley]

Next year?

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I can't, maybe I can't wait. I'm so.

[DJ Pre K]

You predicted that, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[DJ Pre K]

Years ago. Years ago you said that there's going to be, there should be, and there will be a team in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I was actually talking. I, I, I remember 10 years ago, Las Vegas Gamblers is what I figured they'd call them.

[Turley]

Yeah, they did the test with the hockey team and that was quite a success.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're like, all right, why wouldn't it be Vegas? The San Diego Chargers.

[Turley]

Not anymore. Los Angeles Chargers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So San Diego is footballers besides college. Yep. And Los Angeles is losing the Raiders.

[Turley]

Well, Oakland's losing them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the difference? Well, it's north, but it's not Oakland's. Not San Francisco. I mean, Metro la, is it Metro San Fran?

[Turley]

Yeah, it's Metro San, it's across the river there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, duh. God, now I'm really showing my geographic skills. Okay, so we've been looking for, you've got so many. We've been looking for that. For those of you all just tuned in, you missed. You need to go check out the podcast. It goes up about one o' clock central. And we had a angry woman storm the give me the Vin Buyer's offices yesterday and a week before.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a manager going through a divorce. We'll call. And yesterday she came through and raised a bunch of hell. And it was worth listening to. Y' all asked me if I have a story like that. Scoring woman.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, scoring women.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought about this. So in college, my roommates, my best friend Carter, who I used to own the bars with, and his buddy Gordon Glade, I lived with them for a summer in their little house and they sat me down for an intervention one night.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they asked me to move out. So nicely, so sincerely. Yeah, we love you, but, but yeah, that's bad. We're worried that she's gonna come in here and kill us all.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. When your friends start saying, we love you but don't come to the party.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'S really afraid that she's gonna come in here and like chop us up because she was real, you know, hot little Pamela Anderson type, but hot headed and go crazy and start kicking and throwing his wild woman. And, and you know, it was entertaining for a while. When you got a tiger by the tail. But it finally gets to when they drink enough and they start getting a little older. Like, hey, man, they might be getting dangerous.

[Bob O. Darling]

That's that crazy beautiful matrix.

[DJ Pre K]

It's not funny anymore when the cops are involved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of crazy and little, the lead singer for that, that Journey Pakistani kid. God, he's not Pakistani for the singer for Journey. He got mad and he took off after the Dallas show, is what I've heard. And we, I. I told Bobbo to call around the Asian restaurants and look for him because I'd heard that he was an Asian cook before he joined Journey. And so if he left the band, then he probably went back to doing what he did. And if he was in Dallas, he blew out. He might be around Dallas or somewhere. So let's find him and talk to him about it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Let's help Journey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did. Did you find him?

[Bob O. Darling]

We looked everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's, let's. Let's listen.

[Caller/Guest]

Hello?

[Bob O. Darling]

Yes, I'm looking for a. An employee of mine that I think maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Let me, let me start over. Hang on. So Bobbo is acting as the lead guitarist. Neil. Sean. Ah, that's why I said his employee.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay, go ahead. Hello? Yes, I'm looking for a. An employee of mine that I think may maybe is working with you guys. Do you have any new employees working there?

[Caller/Guest]

Actually, no, we don't.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay, you may not have. He's real. He's a real small guy. Always was a really tight T shirt. He wears blue jeans, Clean, Clean blue jeans and white. White sneakers.

[Caller/Guest]

Can I. Do you know that. Can I have the name of this person?

[Bob O. Darling]

I can't pronounce it that well. We just call him Chopstick. Chopstick Perry.

[Caller/Guest]

Chopstick Perry.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a.

[Bob O. Darling]

My name is Neil Shawn. I play guitar with a band called Journey. And we were in town last night and Chopstick got a little put out. Jonathan Cain, our keyboard guy, always makes us say a prayer before the show. And Chopstick always is a little put out by that. He's actually from the Philippines. He's a Filipino guy. And he said, screw you guys, and I quit. And he does that every town we go to. And you know, he's been threatening to do this for a long time. You'd recognize him right away. He sings while he works.

[Caller/Guest]

He sings while he works?

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, he always sings. He always sings a Journey song.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, I don't know anyone by the name of Chopstick Perry here.

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, I don't know what he would go by. He. He could roll one of those pot stickers with one Hand while he sings.

[Caller/Guest]

Let me just double check. Okay. With the manager.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

So she puts her on hold to. To talk to the manager.

[DJ Pre K]

Don't fear the Reapers on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And here's it is Brian.

[Bob O. Darling]

Hello, Brian, this is Neil Sean from the band Journey. Okay, we have lost our lead singer. You're there. What's the name of your restaurant?

[Caller/Guest]

Howard Wiggins.

[Bob O. Darling]

We had an argument after the show last night and he threatened to quit. And this morning, no one's seen him all day.

[Caller/Guest]

Is your singer still Steve Perry?

[Bob O. Darling]

He's a little guy. No, no, no. He's. So we've got a little guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't remember.

[Bob O. Darling]

We just call him Chopstick Perry.

[Caller/Guest]

There's nobody in here like that.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's actually Filipino. I mean, it'd be hard to miss. He's a tiny, tiny guy.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's pretty empty restaurant right now.

[Bob O. Darling]

He always, like. He's a great cook. He can make those pot stickers, man, like you wouldn't believe.

[Caller/Guest]

Maybe we should hire him.

[Bob O. Darling]

No, I mean, you definitely would if you gave him, you know, an interview and watched me. He can roll a pot sticker with one hand. With his left hand. It's impressive immediately. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Good luck finding him. He's definitely not in here.

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, if he comes in, would you ask him to please call Neil?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Bob O. Darling]

Because he owes me $40, too.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, I'll let him know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we still haven't found him?

[Turley]

No. Chopstick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chopstick Perry. Bert Gillian, when he came back and did another shout out for my birthday, he said something about chopsticks, too.

[Turley]

Yeah, we can't play that one right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's don't play.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll play it now. Number four.

[DJ Pre K]

Good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you look like you have something to say.

[DJ Pre K]

I have a lot of news. We have all kinds of different fun stuff. Like a guy in Colorado went on a trip recently. This week, he hired a dog sitter. You know how you might hire a dog sitter to watch your dog like I would his dog named Jimbo. Well, he came home a little bit earlier than expected. He found two shirtless men and a bottle of personal lube in his living room. Neither of the men, by the way, were the dog sitter. She was in the shower. And this is the audio cut. A guy named Cleet Keller. This is the person who hired the dog sitters.

[John Clay Wolf]

The general smell in the house was just disgusting. I've had all the windows and doors open. There was an open bottle of personal lubricant and a camcorder on the end table. So it's pretty self explanatory what was going on.

[Caller/Guest]

But to be completely honest, I didn't have WD40 and my keys were stuck in my car. So I ended up grabbing what I had in my car from things that you know, I do in my personal clients and I didn't think to put it back in my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's also what I can only assume are bodily fluids on the couch.

[Caller/Guest]

I wouldn't know anything about that because I know that I took a shower at his house and I sat on the couch and a towel and that was before my friends got there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just. Just a total mess. And I can only imagine what poor Jimbo saw in there.

[Caller/Guest]

I'd like to apologize to him for making him feel like I violated his house because that wasn't my intention. I misinterpreted information and I had guests over when I should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nasty. Mike, let's get into sports.

[DJ Pre K]

What was the video camera for?

[Turley]

Well, that's a great excuse. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before we hit sports I want to talk to Richard about his tundra. Richard, a 13 tundra with 150000 miles on it. Two wheel drive is leather, cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

SR5 platinum. Which one or base?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm gonna say SR5. It's one that in the Gulf Coast. Tss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know 10 to 12 000. I need to see the truck. They're going come to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll take a look. Okay, it's time for your sports. Now remember Mike, we're not a Dallas based only show anymore. So we got to get off this Cowboys kick or they'll get pissed.

[Turley]

I wasn't saying anything about the Cowboys though. Somebody else gets arrested from the Cowboys. Big surprise there. Rico gathers.

[Bob O. Darling]

Big surprise.

[Turley]

Yeah. Smart guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

College football. John.

[Turley]

Big Saturday. Yes, it's time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's the time has come. Labor Day weekend.

[DJ Pre K]

Big games.

[Turley]

Except for one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody go get me an 18 pack of those big twist off Miller lights and get them on ice. Go ahead, Mike.

[Turley]

Michigan versus Notre Dame at Notre Dame 6:30. That's the big game today tonight on NBC.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will be watching.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife asked what? What do you want to do this weekend? I said nothing. Now you've just made my weekend plans. Thank you.

[Turley]

M. No problem. No, there's a bunch of other teams are starting today. They play against about a bunch of powder puffs. Except for Michigan. Notre Dame. That's the big highlight Game. And then of course, on Sunday. Sunday night, Miami versus LSU here. If you're in the Metroplex area listening right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I have something else I can do this weekend on Sunday night, 6:30.

[Turley]

Miami is an up and coming team now. They're. They're kind of back to what they were back in the 90s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, will you call Cowboy Stadium and get me a pass for espn? Sure. Yeah, we're on. We're on an ESPN station. Just call in. I'll just do that. Yeah, I've done it plenty of times in the past.

[Turley]

You can come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just show up by yourself and go up to the press booth. Don't say anything. Just watch the game. There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Just stand around.

[Turley]

Well, that. That's the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't you the car guy? Shut up. Do your job. I'm here with espn, damn it, espn. So you're not with espn. I am. Shut up.

[Turley]

So it's college football time, Johnny. I'm. I'm ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm very ready.

[Turley]

Next weekend's NFL. That's the kickoff in NFL. We'll talk about that next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I hope the Eagles die.

[Turley]

Unfortunately, I think the Cowboys are going to have a really bad season.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it just never gets any better. I'm rooting for the Oakland for the Las Vegas Raiders and they're not even playing.

[Bob O. Darling]

I thought it was a Los Angeles fan.

[Turley]

Louisiana Chargers are going to be pretty good this year. Watch out for them.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, well, Sooners play, what, 11 o' clock this morning, is that right?

[Turley]

Yeah, they played against Florida Atlantic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, it's Florida Atlantic, the one that's kind of good sometimes.

[Turley]

They're getting better. They got Lane Kiffin as their head coach.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if they beat the Sooners? Oh, my God. Would we have a good show next Saturday? We'll be right back in just a minute.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome back.

[DJ Pre K]

Welcome back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What took you so long?

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now, 1, 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew I'd work for you for the rest of my life. When you said you'd never drug test me.

[Turley]

Hey, I gotta rock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Versace.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, Mick. This is a good tune. Labor Day weekend. Summer is officially over. Who is coming over for Labor Day? Not sure. Jose in San Diego.

[Bob O. Darling]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. What you got, sir?

[Caller/Guest]

2017 Ford F250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what color?

[Caller/Guest]

Kind of like that maroon, Burgundy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Does it have the big panoramic sunroof.

[Caller/Guest]

All three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four wheel drive, diesel, 20 inch wheels, all that good stuff.

[Caller/Guest]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

36,037 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

37,000 miles. Okay, so just. But is the bumper to bumper warranty go out at 36, isn't that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

I think I still got the extended warranty on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure you can. When you sell it to us, if you do, you can apply for that back and get your money back on that because you won't. It won't transfer. And so you get, you can get. And that goes for anybody listening. Remember that when you trade your car in or sell it. If you can't, you call and cancel your warranty and you get a refund from your warranty company. They don't want you to know that, but I'm telling you, they have to pay it by the insurance laws and the national insurance laws. Does low 50s buy it like 53 grand?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know. I was looking to get 57 out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may go 55. The miles are too high is the problem. It's not too high, but it's just not, you know, 10,000 miles a year. You drove it 15, 17,000 miles a year. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Let me take a look.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Adam AN0306 with 17,000 miles. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's millennium yellow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had the same car this week. Corvettes have cooled off a touch because it's just we're out of Corvette season. We're going into the wintertime. As far as the. The car markets are a lot like the clothing markets. The dealers buy an order a season in advance. So right now they're thinking about the next season. Sports cars are coming out of vogue. Sure. Four wheel drives are coming in. Voice sounds stupid. It's just very true.

[DJ Pre K]

Makes sense though.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, around Christmas time, the guy buys sports car because he's thinking about next summer. His gal, right. He gets the galaxy. Summer's coming, gone. He's getting rid of his car. So the demand comes down. It's a lot like motorcycles. Oh 3 vet was 17. I'm a $20,000 buyer.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sold or not sold.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's what I was talking about. It's. I got. It has a twin turbo kit on it. So I don't know if it's something you'd be interested in. So it's a 03 50th anniversary groceries Z06 so go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and when you send us pictures, make sure to pop the hood. Take a picture of the engine so we can look at the turbos right in there. Who? Yeah, who did the work? I want to know who did the work and if there's any instrumentation that was changed to go along with the boost or anything. Show me a picture of the dash so I can see that as well. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[DJ Pre K]

Still have the GoFundMe account going for. For our very good friend Pimp DJ Pre K's Caddy. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please help me Ball.

[DJ Pre K]

You know we are at 11, 156 bucks. So we need some more people to. To put some money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen hundred dollars. We were going to put a Gucci top and some Dayton wheels on his car. And we can't do it until we get there. And we're close. We're $400 away.

[DJ Pre K]

Right. 80 custom finishing in Houston has given us a hundred dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's look at this. That their people are giving donations so that we'll read their plug online. And that's fine. It's a give and take world.

[DJ Pre K]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else?

[DJ Pre K]

Texas Motion Furniture is giving us $75. Let me look here. What else? We have a Texas concentrates company. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to John Clay Wolf Show. John Clay Wolf show and pimp. It's a GoFundMe account. It's on there. Pimp DJ Pre K's ride.

[DJ Pre K]

Put her up right at the top. We're very close to the 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Save a young black white kid's life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please help me Ball.

[DJ Pre K]

You know our very own accounting department. Give me. Give me the vin.com. gave 50 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's nice. That's real nice. Very nice, Doug. In Cyprus. A15, a12 model, dually lariat, four wheel drive, FX4, leather roof nap. So we got a 2012 crew cab, dually Ford. Same body styles, 11 with all the gear. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you modify the emissions?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. You're the first one that never did it. Everybody else in the world's always done it. Okay. 112, 000 miles. If 30 grand doesn't put her to sleep, nothing will.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

I'll go on your website and check it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Givemetheven.com do it right now. We'll get her bought.

[Bob O. Darling]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he was impressed with our offer. That's nice to hear, William. And Midland. I'm running out of time. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It's 11 Silverado Z71 with 96. Two wheel drive, extended cab. Not crew. Right. I think it's Corvette engine. Only in Midland, home of the oil field. Only in Midland, Texas. What a guy. Are you living in one of those gypsy camps?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. How is it out there? I watched a documentary on it the other day. Is it. Has it gone full blown crazy again?

[Caller/Guest]

Not even going yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're acting on the news like it's full blown. I've seen full blown. And I'm assuming how many years have you been in Midland?

[Caller/Guest]

10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you've seen full blown too. So we're not at the heights before the crash now.

[Caller/Guest]

We're only about 500 rigs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So there's more to go. So the lines aren't around the Dairy Queen. And it's not like a starvation deal where nobody can eat because there's so many people in town now.

[Caller/Guest]

Ain't got that it's coming.

[DJ Pre K]

Don't they have little communities that pop up that are motor mobiles?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they look a lot like the OU mascot wagon. I got you Micah 17 King Ranch. Same thing about the same money. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, so you can go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook and help appreciate pre K pimp his ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what we need.

[DJ Pre K]

And you also see all the other goodies we post.

[John Clay Wolf]

Police. We need. We need the police. We. We need to know how to get the police involved with the crazy ex wife of the current employee that is coming into the office and raising all kinds of hell. I want to put a restraining order on that. How do I do it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's actually you file. Do you want me to tell you or did you want the listeners to. To tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can tell me.

[DJ Pre K]

I can tell you what happens then. You need to file a criminal trespass on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have we told her she's not welcome?

[DJ Pre K]

You need to.

[Turley]

I think she got the idea, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you have to be real clear.

[DJ Pre K]

It has to be. You have to be very clear. And you have to call the police. It's a very simple document. It's a criminal trespass. At that point, if she comes back, she gets arrested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they call her and tell her.

[DJ Pre K]

She'S not well, they call her and tell her she's not. She's not welcome on the property. She has to be notified. That is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

She tried to run over him in the parking lot.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, that's pretty serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if she tried to drive through the window and kill everybody?

[Turley]

I mean, that's what I'm thinking.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

It's that crazy.

[Turley]

Yeah. To run into the restraining order.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Restraining order means she's gonna hurt somebody. So that's the next step.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all want to hear the whole story, go to when we put the podcast up at 1 o'. Clock. It was the first segment out of the gate this morning and you can hear all the drama on that. We'll be back in just a minute.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nothing yet.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome back.

[DJ Pre K]

Welcome back. What took you so long?

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I knew I'd work for you for the rest of my life when you said you'd never drug test me.

[Turley]

I got.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sherry in Las Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How are y'?

[John Clay Wolf]

All? Good. What are you doing up so early?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that's kind of a long story. We have a new French bulldog puppy, so he's the third of our dogs. And so I had to get up three times last night, so I figured, well, I'll just get up.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you lived in Vegas?

[Caller/Guest]

My entire life. I wasn't born here, but I was raised here.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far do you live from Sahara Drive, where the car dealer row is over there by the Lexus store and all that?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, now probably about 10 minutes by the freeway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see this 08 Shelby. I see this 08 Shelby GT you have? Yeah. Will you do me a big favor and it'll make our guy so happy? I just moved a guy out there. I just opened an office on Sahara Drive. That. Give me the VIN Vox, will you run that thing over to CarMax and get a bid on it and then take it next door to my location, which is like 300 yards down the street, and then show it to Peterson, show it to Boots, my guy there. And if we don't beat that CarMax offer, I'll give you a hundred dollar bill. Is that fair enough?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, worst case scenario, worst thing, best thing happens, you're going to get more money on your Mustang. Worst thing happens, you're going to get a hundred dollar bill.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, probably true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do that. All right, 800. 800. We need to rob. If you're listening, we need to put our address on our website under Locations. JD will you look up on givemetheven.com and see if you updated the Locations tab?

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So people know where the address is in Vegas. It's over there on Sahar Drive. Right next to Lexus store. 800-800-723-4. Mr. Policeman wants to talk about criminal trespassing. What do we do?

[Caller/Guest]

I was gonna. What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, give me some advice on what to do with this lady.

[Caller/Guest]

So you got to call your local PD Wherever your business is at, okay? Whenever she shows up and she's acting crazy in you, you call the PD out in the presence of the officer. You would basically just tell her, look, you're not welcome on the premise anymore because it's private property. It's yours. You can criminally trespass whoever you want. Okay, but you don't want to do any restraining orders or anything like that, because that's civil. There's nothing that we can do with restraining orders. If she starts getting violent with that guy, whoever it is, he can do a protective order on her. And that would protect her from coming to, like, within 200 yards of him. 200 yards of your business, probably. Kids, school, stuff like that. If she's getting that crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, she's definitely getting that crazy. She came in yesterday, guns ablazing into a room of 50 people. Hollering, screaming, running around, hit him in the mouth, yelling, asking who this woman is. That is that he has. He's having no affair with anyone at this office or anyone at all. I know the guy pretty well, but she's just gone bonkers since he filed divorce on her. But I think she. I think she keeps whipping on him. And he's doing the right thing by just getting away from her. But she can't come in here and do it.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, if. I mean, if she's actually beating on him and stuff like that. Call the local PD where he lives at in doing assault report on her because that will only bolster any type of emergency protective order or anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good advice. I appreciate it. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4, 8. You see it all here, guys. The show just writes itself miniseries all into itself. It just. We have a ton of calls on cars. I guess everybody's just waking up late on the Labor Day weekend. 17. These trucks. I'm really. I like these trucks. These Ford diesels are really bringing a lot all of a sudden. The market is adjusting. It's coming down a touch, but the diesel market's doing well. 17 Ford diesel lifted. If it's lifted, Reuben, I need to see pictures of it. Can you take some pictures and send it to givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, I tried, but I can't get on your website. I mean, you know, I did the. Put the lint in and all that stuff and I didn't. I couldn't. I wasn't able to.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's weird because we get 500 a day. But I'm gonna. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna put you on hold and let DJ Pre K get your number so we can handle it just directly. Hold on.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, this truck. This truck's a brand new truck. Don't even have no miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see 3,000 miles lifted. Powerstroke. It's my kind of deal. I want it. Hang on a second. Okay, 800. DJ Pre K. Will you grab a line one and help this man get his information so we can get a buyer on top of him? Get him an offer. I would appreciate you want to give.

[DJ Pre K]

The address in Vegas because it is not on the website yet. The radio station is up. It says Vegas 93.1 the mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's not the address of.

[DJ Pre K]

The John Clay Wolf dot com. But give me the vin. There's no hint.

[John Clay Wolf]

No hint?

[DJ Pre K]

No hint. There's nothing about Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked Rob to put locations.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm missing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there not a locations tab in the top?

[DJ Pre K]

I'll pull it up again just to make double sure.

[Turley]

Maybe we have to send Rob Ball after him too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a. Yeah, I heard about that. That.

[DJ Pre K]

No, there's not a location.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Rob, please put the locations tab. So we have a location in Houston. And we're fixing to have a location Baton Rouge or location in Dallas or location for location in Las Vegas. So then we're gonna have four more in California soon. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4. But you can skip that and just go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to get a number on your car. We pay a hundred dollars for last look, meaning once you get your deal done, you're sitting in the dealership, you're doing whatever you're fixing to do your deal. That's when we really want to see it. To give us an opportunity to beat it. If we don't, we will give you 100 bucks. We're paying you off to jump in the end of the transaction to get a. We can do that because it's your car. Sure, that'd be bad business practice if it was like business to business. But it's your car, it's your money, it's your everything. We can pay You a hundred dollars for last look. So nobody can. They don't. People bitch about it, but we're the one offering you money to have an opportunity to bid on your car when you're at the end of it getting ready to pull the hammer and make a decision. Give me the vin.com is so easy. You can do it while you're sitting in the dealership showroom. You can do it right there on your.

[DJ Pre K]

We've had people do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take a picture of your worksheet and send it to us. And we work with all the dealers because it. We might help them put a deal together. That's not happening. We do it all the time. It's called an in and out transaction. And better than that, in California there's no sales tax credit, so that's going to be even more fun.

[DJ Pre K]

There's some crazy things that happen in California. Like yesterday, A vehicle chase developed into a foot pursuit yesterday afternoon after a naked man abandoned his truck on the street. They have video of this, by the way, in East LA. About 20 minutes later, three LAPD vehicles were seen chasing the truck as it made its way Westbound on the 10. LA officers took this guy into custody 15 minutes later in a wooded area. So he ran naked for 15 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

With shoes or without?

[DJ Pre K]

Without shoes. Cool video. He was taken in for mental health evaluation because everyone could see clearly. This guy's nuts, man.

[Bob O. Darling]

So that's not typical behavior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see illegal hit. Announcers get stoked.

[DJ Pre K]

Michael was the only one that got that.

[Turley]

That's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. I got it. I just tried to skip it.

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a nutty deal.

[Turley]

So in football, everybody's, you know the new tackle rule. There's a new tackling rule.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the new tackle rule?

[Turley]

You can't leave with your head. Or there's just can't be a violent collision.

[DJ Pre K]

Who determines what's violent?

[John Clay Wolf]

The refs real.

[Turley]

The refs do. And it's really hard.

[DJ Pre K]

It's like, okay, what's a pretty picture?

[Turley]

Okay, so of course as announcers and as a viewer, you loved seeing the big hits. You're like, oh, yeah, well, here's an example of they love the hit. But then things change quickly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Opportunity for miles. War.

[Caller/Guest]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got lit at the 28 yard line. Donovan Wilson smoked him.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And man, he just laid a lick. And this right here, this is not a physical mistake. This is a mental mistake. That is everything that is described in targeting. Lowered the crown of his helmet. Change the level of his body. He rose up to Create contact with the head and neck, shoulders. And then he's celebrating.

[Announcer]

You can't do that.

[Turley]

Well, but. So before it was no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that.

[Turley]

Oh, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me another beer. Troy Aikman.

[Turley]

Oh, wait, wait. It's a penalty. Now we have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we have Tony Romo's father here real quick. He'd like he. You know, since. Since he got a lot of hits, since his son is a sportscaster. Romero Romo. Nobody knows that. Romero Romo came to work for Uncle Roy. Now he's. Give me the VIN driver. Right, We've got him.

[DJ Pre K]

Get them employed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Albert Gilliam's on line four or five, but we're fixed to be off there. Hey, Romero. Real quick.

[Bob O. Darling]

Buenos Diaz.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the new hit rule?

[Bob O. Darling]

I think it's not so good for the football. They should make this rule for the figure scatters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Burton Gilliam. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? I just want to tell you that.

[Caller/Guest]

When I ran out of the house naked, I just. I just forgot my shoes. No wonder they caught me. I ain't fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, I very much appreciate the birthday shout out you've sent me. Video. The video birthday card. That was. That was awesome. That made my day.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm glad it did. I'm a new listener to your show, and I've never heard. There's never been a show like this that I know of.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Everything.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, you might get a little bit of anything and everything. So you guys got a great show here. I'm glad to be talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know J.D. ryan? Our own J.D. ryan sitting right here next to me.

[Bob O. Darling]

Burton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Burton, Burton. Do you remember J.D. ryan?

[Caller/Guest]

Do I remember J.D. rhimes? Are you kidding?

[DJ Pre K]

J.D.

[Caller/Guest]

Brothers was a good people. He knows how to. He can interview people. If you need to turn the phone over to him for a good interview, you're doing a good thing.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a great guy. I did quite a few stories on Burton.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're there.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got an amazing life. How he got to be in Blazing Saddles is just a great story. Very cool.

[Caller/Guest]

It is. It is a pretty good.

[DJ Pre K]

He went from being a fireman to being a movie star in Fireman in Texas to a movie star in California. Amazing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Fireman and fireman in Dallas, Texas.

[DJ Pre K]

Fireman in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

When y' all were shooting that film 40 years ago, were you shaking?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, not 40. It wasn't 40 years ago. 45.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, when you were shooting it 45 years ago, were you shaking Your head saying, this will never work. Or did you believe in the content at that time?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was brand new, so I didn't have any idea. I didn't have anything to really judge it against. But everybody, nobody on the picture thought that it was going to be, you know, but we were. You always hope for something nice, but nobody, even Mel Brooks, thought that it was going to be a blockbuster, a something that would be around forever. It's going to outlive you and me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love to have you recite some lines from it, but I really don't want to catch the. The heat from the program directors.

[DJ Pre K]

We can just talk about.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't hear no saying, when you was little boys, you sang like birds. Now that you're big boys, how about a good old, let's see, big boy work song? You know, something like Sweet Cherry? Don't know that one, huh? What about the campground ladies? And then we sing the camp ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny. That's funny. You know, I was. I forgot that you were in the movie, Fletch. You were the airplane mechanic.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That's a great. It's a great picture. And, and it's Chevy's favorite movie he ever did.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had him on. We had him on the air a couple of years ago. Charlie, we need to pull a clip of that and play it next week. That was. That was too fun. Bert, we've got 28 seconds. I got a roll. We're fixing.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, you go and I'll talk to you. You guys on down the road, you hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks again. Thanks again. Thanks, Gilliam.

[DJ Pre K]

Blazing Saddles fame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. We are fixing to chop a couple of stations and we're adding a couple more hour number fours coming up. Remember, the podcast is in entirety with all the commercials and songs stripped out and it'll be posted about one o'. Clock.

[DJ Pre K]

Clay wolf.com the stream continues at john clay wolf.com for the next hour. Join us.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you happy.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Labor Day, everybody. We're going to take a little family.

[Caller/Guest]

Vacation of our own.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate traffic.

[Announcer]

Hit them up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to trap and barbecue a vegan. Summer is officially over. I was looking for a reason to binge drink. I mean, what the hell kind of meal is this now?

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those sound good, Bob.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, sound great. Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what we didn't do is we didn't have our boy Randy come in to talk About Labor Day. How do we do that?

[Bob O. Darling]

How do we forget?

[Turley]

He's sitting in the green room still.

[DJ Pre K]

He's still here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get him over here and see what he's up to.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got a cross look on his face.

[Turley]

He's not happy.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, because he wasn't on big air.

[Bob O. Darling]

Randy's upset.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, he is. Come on, Randy, hop up here. This mic over here. That one? Yeah, yeah. There you go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, buddy. You don't look happy. You all right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, I'm fine.

[DJ Pre K]

I guess like a woman saying you're fine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, no, no, I'm doing real good.

[DJ Pre K]

You're not fine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm doing good. Not that anybody would know. Yeah, well, in Los Angeles or San Diego or Houston.

[DJ Pre K]

Because we're not on Los Angeles.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not in Houston right now. We're on the ticket. I mean we're on the esp. Houston.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. I get up early to do this deal, y'.

[Turley]

All.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I get up 8:15 on Saturday damn morning.

[DJ Pre K]

I know you know. And you stood in there for two hours.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Everybody goes, hey, what's that? Where's that squirrel at? Where's that squirrel ready at?

[DJ Pre K]

I know everybody.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I look like a damn squirrel.

[DJ Pre K]

No, you're not. To us.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But is that why y' all kick me off a big hair?

[DJ Pre K]

No, cuz we think. We don't think you're a squirrel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Like some kind of a chipmunk? This?

[DJ Pre K]

No, we don't have any kind of a chip.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come on, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm sorry my dog was bothering you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Come on, man, we have it. I didn't do nothing wrong.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, man, don't cry. Don't cry.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why did drinking budweiser ice like 40s for three damn hours.

[DJ Pre K]

I know you're wait for my turn Labor Day weekend.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't even know what the hell I was going to talk about now.

[DJ Pre K]

God.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Be the new lead singer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell he say?

[DJ Pre K]

He says he might as well join Journey as their lead singer. Don't have a clue.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I miss my little tip up kids. I miss my wife.

[DJ Pre K]

You miss your wife?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a drunk trip.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, you can stop.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nah, this kid I ain't put out. I don't care. Hell, he's everyday weekend. Or as Bob Barley used to say, gonna be just a little buddy. What I see his reggae.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I do like reggae.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They like a whole wee couple of shrooms to burn a candle and this that reggae.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having a hell of a time understanding.

[DJ Pre K]

Get him in earlier before he Gets all the tall boys done.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just too drunk to talk. Hey, hey, hey.

[Bob O. Darling]

Hey. What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, what did you. Have you tried to To Bud Ice Light?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

But I've seen people, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's like £4 of beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[DJ Pre K]

You're too small to have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I've had five of them.

[DJ Pre K]

You're too little. I know, I know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I better go down Jack in the box and get me some tasty fries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I need to get some beers on ice for this afternoon. Football ball watching.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll get drunk as hell.

[DJ Pre K]

You're already there.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Who they play?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's this? Who are they playing? I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

Pacific.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Beat the ass off the Sooners.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they won't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I bet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[DJ Pre K]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line?

[DJ Pre K]

14.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And a sack of pecans.

[Caller/Guest]

Come on.

[DJ Pre K]

And a sack of pecans.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You got to make it interesting, man. You can just watch the game and get drunk as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are your plans to do on Monday? Are you working?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, Sunday night I plan to go home broke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Cause it's Labor Day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then I'm gonna roast a couple of nuts and have a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's gonna be awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you gonna do Monday?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Y' all wanna come over?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I bought some people sized chairs. They're not really chairs, they're Coca Cola crates. You sit on them, get drunk as hell. Are you gonna roast some nuts?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Smoke some weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We don't smoke and listen to Bob Marley and the waiters all day. It'd be awesome because everybody's got the day off.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little relaxing time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Even aminal control takes a day off. So we're gonna get naked, man. It's gonna be weird. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that tattoo I'm seeing?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, you like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there on his underbelly.

[Bob O. Darling]

Like a cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know where the little soft spot is? Really? Hair. You got a big tat there. What is that? Is that the wings of our show logo?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. In the middle I got a big decorative C and then a tiny capital B. Yeah. Cause I'm a cardi b fan. I'm making money moves I'm making bloody moves Making money movie. That's my girl. Cardi B's awesome.

[Turley]

Likes hip hop.

[DJ Pre K]

Hip hop music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk, we appreciate you coming in. You need to go grab a cup of coffee and chill out while you're at the store. Grab me a 12.

[DJ Pre K]

Gotcha. We got moving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blair in Houston, an 06 Silverado with 220,000 miles on it. Wow.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Average rough or clean.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna be stupid and say $1,000. I know I'll give more than that, but I need to see it.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, I'll put it on your website here in a minute. Right now I'm looking at a new bike, but after I'm done with that, I'll go take pictures and put it up there. Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I just low balled it to be safe. I mean, it's worth that salvage. Hopefully it's worth more like three. We'll see.

[DJ Pre K]

You'll put pictures in, you'll see it, and then you can actually make a.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, business decision.

[DJ Pre K]

Business decision. I'm like putting a tattoo on your belly of the show logo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I am so tired. I am. I'm. My brain is fried.

[DJ Pre K]

I never hear you say that.

[Bob O. Darling]

You run.

[DJ Pre K]

For those that don't hang out with you, you run 9,000 miles an hour all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotten worse.

[DJ Pre K]

All the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotten worse. It's gotten worse.

[DJ Pre K]

How could that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotten where I can't even talk anymore. See, I started having Tourette's moment.

[DJ Pre K]

You exhaust me just watching you.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what. I called Connie yesterday. She's like, I need you to come in. I've got some decisions we need to make. Cindy and I are waiting on you. I said, you know what? What are they? And she wrote them out. I said, y' all make that one. Y' all make that one. Y' all make that one. And do it this way. I can't make all these decisions. I can't, I can't, I can't. Hey, is the new guy helping downstairs? Is that. Is that helping the flow? The logistics manager.

[Turley]

Yes. McLovin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

Yeah. He's starting to get his feel for it. It's just. It takes a minute. It's totally different. And there was a time yesterday he's like, wow, okay, so these customers are just like the customers that sell, they lie. I was like, yeah, Sometimes customers lie both ways. Yeah. When they're. When they're selling to us or when you're buying. Same way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You have to. You have to make the deal and then make sure the deal is what they claimed it to be. There's a lot going on. I at him a lot. Have you noticed I'm trying to get him into shape? Yeah, he just like hey McLovin, wear a collared shirt to work. If you can't do that, then come back and you start wearing a suit again.

[Turley]

He was wearing a raggedy T shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, come on, dude, he's a manager. I'm all for the casual look. The buyers can get away with it, but a manager, he needs to work, wear something. I, I don't need him like going all Kyle and wearing a bu. Full blown three piece suit every day. But I mean, at least wear a collared shirt. Don't look like you rolled off the beach drunk and stone. That's what it looks like.

[Bob O. Darling]

The first five times I saw that guy, he was all three pieced out, vest and all right. I thought he was here to whack somebody.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, you know what? D?

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you see Kyle see Kyle? And Kent called it. He said Kyle will be in flip flops and beach attire in no time. Cuz Kyle was all suited for a while and even when we were making fun of his suit, he stuck with it. And now he's gone too hard the other way. There's a middle ground for the managers. They just need to look presentable.

[Bob O. Darling]

Thank you very much.

[Turley]

You know, you meet the customers too. The managers do. So you want to, you know, like somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

We, I mean, since it's a dot com, we don't see the customers very often.

[DJ Pre K]

Not very often, but I mean, come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, get out of your jammies. I mean, DJ Preki can wear his.

[DJ Pre K]

Jammies, but he's about the only one that can wear jammies up here.

[Bob O. Darling]

All right, I don't want to, I don't want to cause a stir.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, here we go. But you're gonna, but you're gonna.

[Bob O. Darling]

Our HR manager. Here we go, has some great outfits, right? But there's this one, there's this one that looks just like jammies. And I'm not talking about modern jammies. Like remember Three's Company?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay. Chrissy. Chrissy's. Chrissy's house row. I remember it went just almost down mid thigh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think those great outfits is what got the soon to be ex wife fired up and in here screaming.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you think, do you really that was it?

[Bob O. Darling]

No, but there's one that looks just like a house. Just a house dress, you know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

A house dress. Like a moomoo.

[Bob O. Darling]

Like Chrissy's house dress in Three's Company.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah, yeah. Some great outfits.

[Bob O. Darling]

He does.

[DJ Pre K]

Looks great all the time.

[Bob O. Darling]

All the time.

[DJ Pre K]

All the. The time.

[Bob O. Darling]

But she's got These heels that make her too damn tall.

[DJ Pre K]

As do all the ladies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So you've been thinking about this Boba.

[Turley]

He has been having.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been thinking about this a lot.

[Bob O. Darling]

What do you mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. Just nothing. Just make. Make an observation. I don't think about it. You just need to do your. You just need to keep forward. Lean forward, shoulders forward. I am.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm very professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Press on.

[DJ Pre K]

Helmet down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Helmet down. No spearing, no spare.

[Bob O. Darling]

We appear, we. We occasionally have. Have, you know, a chance to work together on things. Now, she's a totally different department than me, but I think we have a good. A good mutual trust and respect. She confides in me. Yeah.

[Turley]

Look at Bobbo. That's how he's working the shoulder to lean on.

[Caller/Guest]

Right.

[Bob O. Darling]

No, because, you know, I mean, I. I like all you guys, man. I love this company. I. I take ownership of this company personally myself. I think we all, you know, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you being around here, but.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So last week's replay. Let me. We'll just unveil the curtain a little bit. I had to go to New York to do some business.

[Bob O. Darling]

Right, Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did a replay, and we do about three of those a year, maybe two. Not many. How many years early? Two. Maybe one. One. One a year. One time a year we take a day off.

[Bob O. Darling]

Three would be a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have 13 years of audio. Thirteen years. You can put. You got to put. Next time you do it, you got to put a little more effort into it. Dig down, drill a little deeper. Grab stuff that people. Not last. He replayed last week's show. Well, everybody on the Internet just blew up. What the hell's going on? This is a replay. Charlie's been doing this for years, and no one has ever called us out on a replay. Never even knew it.

[Bob O. Darling]

It wasn't just the week before show I.

[John Clay Wolf]

The last three weeks. Okay.

[Bob O. Darling]

Now, we tried to go back to early California, which is like first week of June, you know, but you got.

[John Clay Wolf]

To take segments like the 11 o' clock seg. Do it at 8, and you got to shake it up so that the people that were listening during that hour don't. The. The Die Hards that catch all of it will get it. I mean, they're going to bust you out.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bob O. Darling]

I was not. I was not proud of how I came together either.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did a replay. You did a Greatest Hits, a narrated Greatest Hits about six years ago was the best thing I've ever heard. It was incredible.

[Bob O. Darling]

It was all right. I think I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was very proud of that. Where is that? I would almost rather you just play that.

[Bob O. Darling]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was slick. That was a good holiday weekend. Greatest. Best of. But some of that old stuff, before we got too serious, I think it's better than what we do now.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[Turley]

You want him to narrate or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No?

[Turley]

I mean, we're very often.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, it was pretty. It was pretty fun. Some of the Vernon stuff, if you have. If you have access to those files, the stuff that none of our fans have ever heard. I don't know if you have any of it.

[Bob O. Darling]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Bob O. Darling]

You know, we. We haven't thrown a lot of things away from these, you know, main PCs.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have. We have audio vault. Huge. And the whole idea is when this thing grew, then we could throw it up there and let the Die Hards dig through it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they really enjoy the podcast. I mean, if that thing's like two minutes late, I start getting emails. Where's the podcast? Where's the podcast? Where's the podcast? Like a bunch of junkies.

[Bob O. Darling]

I. But I. I can't disagree with you. Yeah, I wasn't happy about the way it came together. It just, I think I always, like, I overthink things sometimes, like, oh, we can't use that. Oh, we better not use that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to Turley. He's got a good eyeball for this stuff.

[Bob O. Darling]

I do. And Charlie, you know, Turley's real busy too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

You know, and I've got my fingers in a lot of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm so busy, I don't even about. Talk dog.

[Bob O. Darling]

We're going to be all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think?

[Caller/Guest]

Down in Africa.

[DJ Pre K]

The hell was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a bad drop. Hey, James, good morning. You're on the air.

[Bob O. Darling]

I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, what you got?

[Caller/Guest]

You able to find it yet? Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey. Hey, L.A. james, what you got right here?

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man, I got a 2013 Dodge 2500 Ram pickup.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Considered a tradesman. It's got 104,000 miles, but it's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a four wheel drive. Four wheel drive crew cab.

[Caller/Guest]

Four wheel drive crew cab? Yep. Got the tow package in it. Got the brake controller built in and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have the boxes on the bed?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a power driver seat? No.

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I know what you got. Does it have a chrome grill or a black grill?

[Caller/Guest]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a st. I mean, it's a. It's a commercial construction oil field rig. If it was a Ford, it would be an xl, Right? Okay, that's fine. I mean, there's a market on all this stuff. But it's just a drastic difference from a leather one. You know, I think it's 20 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, if that was a. If that was a Longhorn Laramie, it would be 33. Right. It's that much difference. But there's that much difference in the sticker price, too.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or more. What did you pay for this truck? Do you remember.

[Caller/Guest]

When I bought it? I probably. I think 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long ago?

[Caller/Guest]

Back in 2014.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, this is at Cummins, right?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Then it's okay. I'm glad I asked that question, because now. Thinking coming. So I'm more. If it's a gas rig, I'm. I'm probably 13, 14. I need to look. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, I'll do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. So when he said he gave 22 for it four years ago, that's the telltale. There's no way. Is it Cummins. Okay, that's fine. So he bought it with 40,000 miles for 22 GS. Now it's got 104. It's worth about 14. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. For 800, 800. RADIO Good morning, everyone in radio land that just tuned in whose LSU is playing Sunday night in Dallas.

[Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you Miami? Are you going to attend?

[Turley]

I am not going to attend. I'm going to attend on television, on the couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really think I need to attend. I really enjoy those college kickoff games. They're some of the best ones.

[DJ Pre K]

Were they playing in Dallas at Jerry World?

[Turley]

There's still tickets available to pretty good seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also, the traveling capacity of the Louisiana crowd is heavy duty. You will. It will be. I'm surprised there's tickets available because they look for a reason to get out of town. Yeah.

[Turley]

Big stadium, 100,000 seats.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the Eagles filled it up. The Eagles filled it up. Can the Baton Rouge Tigers not fill it up? Bring it on who Dat Nation. Bring your ass to Dallas and support your team.

[DJ Pre K]

And we're gonna bring our ass to LSU, right, for a big, big broadcast November 3rd.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got three months, two months to pull it off. We need to get it set.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'll be fun. I don't know how the hell we're gonna do that. We'll figure it out.

[Turley]

Is it really doable?

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very Doable. I'm just gonna have to buy that damn box. That cost a million dollars.

[Turley]

Well, you could probably rent it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, we're gonna need it again. I mean, boy, you rent it for a thousand or you buy it for five. I mean, isn't that what it's gonna cost?

[Turley]

Yeah, right about there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Five GS. Nothing like. Like five GS at 300 a lick. What's five divided by 300? So I have to do that many cars to get it?

[DJ Pre K]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, J.D. i'm getting tired. You're just getting tired.

[DJ Pre K]

You need. Have you ever thought about taking a few days off? I mean, turning your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did last week.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, you didn't turn your phone off. You're doing something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you have an infant child, you can't turn your phone off. I know, but, I mean, you got to be a good parent. I'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Turley]

No joke, now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're back.

[DJ Pre K]

You eat too fast, man. I wonder. You choke.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. Well, how do you eat a smoothie too fast?

[DJ Pre K]

You inhaled that.

[Bob O. Darling]

You.

[Turley]

You're not supposed to drink a smoothie in four minutes.

[DJ Pre K]

Shooting a beer, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[DJ Pre K]

And then you choke. And you wonder why.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I got this, and I meant to talk about this earlier. This new app called Still Friends on Facebook. It cost $10 for a lifetime subscription. But you can see everybody that dumped you.

[Bob O. Darling]

Why?

[DJ Pre K]

Why would you care?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my wife had it, and it's kind of got interesting. And then, like, it teases you in. You see that? A couple people deleted you. You know, One of them was a friend of mine, dad. I'm like, I know what got him. There was this Eddie Murphy bit I did because he's a preacher.

[Caller/Guest]

Ah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I went ahead and paid the 10 bucks. But anyway, I.

[DJ Pre K]

Because why do you care who dumps you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I want to. If I'm. If just maybe I'm insecure, maybe I'm paranoid.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know the thousands and thousands and thousands of people that love you and listen to you every week.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is interesting, though, on the Still Friends. So you see a lot of people that dumped you.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what the hell? This guy know Steve Meek. Great guy. Old friend from the plaid pig days. Drummer. Taught me a lot about drumming to go to me in memorandum. You wouldn't believe how many people that I have found out have died in the past Month. I'm not kidding you. There's like eight of them deaths that I had no idea. So, you know, it's like a cemetery for Facebook.

[Bob O. Darling]

So when they die, what happens?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're getting rid of their pages.

[Caller/Guest]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

It?

[DJ Pre K]

Somebody. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either their family's deleting it or Facebook, I don't know.

[DJ Pre K]

I had a buddy who died in his page, stated for two years, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it still up? Because I think they're starting to sweep them out.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, maybe so. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a lot of them that I. And. And some of them are from years ago. I'm like, I didn't know he died. I didn't know that guy died. All these people are dead.

[Turley]

Maybe Facebook's getting rid of. There's been no activity.

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe so, yeah, maybe this freeze that are getting rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of them, jd. I mean, I don't mean a couple people are shocked.

[DJ Pre K]

Like, all people you your age?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. They're older, but people I knew, and I was like, I, I. You would have thought. You knew this guy died.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

You know, that's become a regular part of what they call taking care of your affairs, though. You know how you buy life insurance?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, life insurance.

[Bob O. Darling]

You buy a plot in a cemetery and you pay for your funeral. And one thing you do is you. You got that one person you trust. Whoever, Husband, wife, best buddy, whatever, you know, hey, anything happens to me, here's my login. Here's my password.

[DJ Pre K]

Delete my hard drive, take care of my page.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah, delete my hard drive. But, yeah, that's something that people actually, you know, do nowadays, so I think it's fairly new since this is the.

[DJ Pre K]

Only time you and I get to speak. Even though people think we're friends, this is the only time we talk is on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

We used to talk when I was driving all the time.

[DJ Pre K]

I know. Now you don't talk, even in the office. I see you go, don't talk to me. I don't got time anyway. Did you ever get life insurance? I just worry about you, man. I just worry about Shady.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just bring me the damn form. I'll write the check and sign the dog.

[DJ Pre K]

It is Mutual National Insurance, but. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you get a little commish, it's all good. I need some. I'm worried about you and your family, that's all.

[DJ Pre K]

I love you, but you've done a lot for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I died, my family's going to. I mean, it's not like I'M leaving with nothing.

[DJ Pre K]

No, I know that you're leaving with a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just.

[Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, this company would get sold and it's worth a lot now.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay. No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Turley]

We'll get the feeling JD wants to be written in something.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't want to be written in. I don't want to be.

[Bob O. Darling]

It's so unfortunate that nothing in there starts with the letter A, because then you could have aviation, Alcoholics Anonymous and. And your insurance.

[DJ Pre K]

A. Afterlife.

[Bob O. Darling]

Your insurance. Selling.

[DJ Pre K]

Afterlife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying I need life insurance.

[Bob O. Darling]

I'm just.

[DJ Pre K]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What I need to do is go to the doctor and get him to stick his finger in my butt.

[DJ Pre K]

That absolutely has to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't I say that on the air? It's called a prostate exam early. I need to go to the doctor and get a product. I need to do the whole thing. I have. I've not been to a doctor.

[Turley]

In.

[John Clay Wolf]

In.

[DJ Pre K]

Please do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please.

[Bob O. Darling]

I hope that's not too uncomfortable, Mr. Wolf. No, it's fine. Doc, you mind if I smoke anyway?

[DJ Pre K]

You do? Absolutely. You need to get that done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know what they're going to tell me.

[DJ Pre K]

What are they going to tell you?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're going to tell me this, and that's bad. And I'm going to have to change. I'm just not there yet, okay? And I don't want to stroke out. I don't want to be one of.

[DJ Pre K]

Those guys on Facebook that just goes away. Come on. You know what? There are worse things, and I've said this before, and I'll stop after I say this. Yes, I will. There are worse things than dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, this is a good point. This is a good point. Like getting run over, not dying.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, how about those cowboys? Hey, by the way, sooners are up 14 0.

[Bob O. Darling]

You sound a little overly enthusiastic in a creepy way about that. All you had to add was, oh, you must get this done. It's fabulous. I really.

[DJ Pre K]

Many, many times. And sometimes by a doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you been to the doc and done the whole thing?

[Bob O. Darling]

No, I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not. Yeah, you did the whole thing.

[Turley]

Yeah, this my. When I turned 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what'd they tell you?

[Turley]

Fine.

[DJ Pre K]

Bobble never will.

[Turley]

Yeah, nothing wrong.

[Bob O. Darling]

You're talking about the prostate exam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's do a death pool. Me or vob of me or who's first? Dub or I.

[Bob O. Darling]

Me. Definitely.

[Turley]

Terribly dark right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Very dark. How about the Sooners are up 14 0.

[Bob O. Darling]

It ain't dark.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not dark. That's a bunch of white boys.

[Bob O. Darling]

Fellas, listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've traveled.

[Bob O. Darling]

I've traveled the world. I've done things with my brain that too. That were not designed.

[Turley]

I don't even know what to do.

[Bob O. Darling]

Not intended for human consumption. And I'm telling you, there's not a one of us getting out of this. This deal alive.

[DJ Pre K]

We are all aware of that. It's not a matter of that. It's a matter of how you feel between here and there.

[Bob O. Darling]

Well, I feel fine.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm telling you, there's worse things than dying, dude.

[Bob O. Darling]

Most of the time.

[DJ Pre K]

Like strokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know my wife loves me because she got mad that my daughter was driving me around. Why she said, can't her mom do that? Because my daughter just got her license. Permit.

[DJ Pre K]

Permit, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

15 years old and we went to the Journey concert. And like, she drove me all the way to Dallas on the highway. She's like, I sure wish her mom would do that. I'm like, why? She's like, because in the beginning, it's just dangerous. I was like, wow, babe, you really do love me.

[J.D. Ryan]

A.

[DJ Pre K]

She loves you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that great? I didn't know that, man.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's great.

[Turley]

So you got to have a roadie on the way to the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that brings up a whole other discussion.

[Turley]

I can't wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can your 15 year old. If you are the supervising licensed person.

[DJ Pre K]

Let me hear. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you be under the influence?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where does it say that in the book?

[DJ Pre K]

I bet it does. I'll bet you money it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to know. And if there's a. If there's a cop listening, Please call in 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. So the question is, if you are. If you have a supervising permitted driver.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have had a couple of beers and they get pulled over, do you get a dwi?

[DJ Pre K]

That's a good question.

[Bob O. Darling]

No.

[Turley]

What if you got the.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the passenger.

[Bob O. Darling]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

You're not the passenger.

[Bob O. Darling]

No Open container, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no.

[Turley]

No open container. You're just.

[Bob O. Darling]

You're.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're drunk and your kids driving you, and I wasn't. I just. It made me think about it. Can they be your designated driver?

[Bob O. Darling]

Either way, if. If you're drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

And your teenager's driving you around and you get stopped by the police. Right. That story is going to be with the both of you for the rest of your lives. Remember that time, dad, you was drunk as hell, man. That was funny over they took you in.

[Turley]

Hey, take me to Jack in box real quick.

[DJ Pre K]

Really, really hungry.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the rule?

[DJ Pre K]

That's a. I'm sure police officer will call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I. I was. When we were at the concert, I was like, I'd like to have a beer. And she looked at me, she said, I don't have to drive home, do I? I was like, suck. I don't want to drive in the dark. I'm like, okay, I won't. I mean, that. That just screwed all of this. The whole idea was for me to be able to have a beer at the Journey concert.

[Turley]

But when she's comfortable enough to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the law? If they're 16, I know you're okay. But if they're provisional on a. On a permit, I don't know. We need to know. We need to know, you know, we're on in Louisiana right now, and they damn sure know.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah. I guarantee you somebody's wife or mother out there knows.

[DJ Pre K]

And a permanent permit driver drive a drunk person Sunday through Thursday. Learners permit holders must accumulate 50 hours of super. This is very complicated. The answer is no.

[John Clay Wolf]

In what state? It's all different.

[DJ Pre K]

This is Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet it's different in Louisiana.

[DJ Pre K]

Then go there and drink and drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. I'm not driving. Hello, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

How's it going, man? I got a 2001 Ford F250 I'm trying to get rid of.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I just rolled 130,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not too bad. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is it a crew cab, four wheel drive?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. Crew cab, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take some pictures. Send them in. Go to givemetheven.com. put in the license plate or the VIN number. If you just have your license plate, my computer will decode the. It'll get the vin. But I'm thinking this the. The range. I'm giving you a big deep range, like 6 to 10,000. I need to see pictures of it. Yeah, it just all depends on how nice it is. And I need pictures of the steering wheel and the seats and all that crap. If it's a nice one, it's worth all the money. If it's not, it's not.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, I'll get that put on there right now then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Because just because it's got a 73 in it doesn't mean it's worth all the wood. And we run into that with a lot of people.

[DJ Pre K]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab 73, two wheel drive, all paints coming off of it. 280,000 miles. You know. You know about them seven threes? Yeah. Well, this one ain't worth nothing.

[Bob O. Darling]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I say Nothing, I mean two GS and I don't even want it. Nothing. But then there's the one that's worth the 10 grand in the low mile one. If you like, have a 50,000 mile seven three diesel Ford. Especially in an excursion. It'll, it will burn your hair off. How much it's worth.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this car, I have no idea. Sean and Bakersfield, didn't I look at this car about 3 weeks ago.

[Caller/Guest]

I caught, I didn't call you guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you put it in. You did it online. It's a silver car and it was parked like in an industrial area, wasn't it?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the pictures, so I didn't. Did we even bid it?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

They told me to call you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sent it. Buyers listening. Please quit telling people to call me on the air. Because if I knew the answer. Here's the problem with this car. I don't know, I, I, I can figure it out. But I didn't want to waste my time calling my network if you weren't real. And I think that the number that you were thinking was so high it turned me off. If I'm remembering correctly, what was the number you told them of what it took to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

50,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Now, damn, I remember this whole deal. So I've been having luck with these 911s and I've been paying up. I bought a 89 two weeks ago for 61,000. I bought an 87993 Targa. What I get for that rig, 65,000. But yours is a 75 and that's a different duck. It's not nearly as liquid, it's not nearly as desirable. It can be to the right people. But those right people, I mean, it could take a year to sell this car. And that's not what I do. So I'm thinking considerably. Would you take considerably less than that amount of money?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's why I didn't call you back.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you tried to market it yet?

[Caller/Guest]

Not really. I'm fixing to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you coming up with your figure?

[Caller/Guest]

Let me, let me, I've been told northwards of 70,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell the audience again. He's got a 1975 Porsche 911 with 58. It's 25th anniversary you put S. So it's an S car. I didn't know it was an S body.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I need to look at it again then. Who told you? You know, the neighbor deal. Who told you it was worth 70,000?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I'm on a. I'm on a group, our group and there's a. There's a lot of people with money on this group and I just got some advice from them and they're, they're saying that so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you take 20,000 less than what they're saying and they have money, wouldn't they want to write a check for it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I know I never offered it to them for 50,000. I was just asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna pass. I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna have Pretty K get your information so I can look it up again and I'll take a hard look at it. Now you got me wondering.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I love to buy the right old cars. I just. So many times everybody's opinion of these classics is so high. And when I start breathing that ether and that BS that, that everybody's opinion is. And I dip off into that pond, I always wind up losing 5 or $10,000. So that's why like ah, you get burned.

[Caller/Guest]

Not the name of the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I hear you. Hang on. I'm going to put you on hold. Sean in Bakersfield, California. Prek. Grab his information, his email address or his name so I can look it up in a power buyer and I'll work on it after the show. I'll be right back. Uno momento, por favor.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here you call.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800 radio now.

[John Clay Wolf]

JOHN CLAY WOLF, JD Yes, John Clay Wolf. I'm looking at this picture on our. Give me the VIN site where we list the customers photos with their cars.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And look at this guy. He's got on salmon colored pants like Nantucket red salmon pants, which is sharp. But the front end of this old Ford truck is wrecked off. And now look at that. Look at that front, right front pocket. You see that, that can of Copenhagen?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not. This is. Where is this located?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where.

[Turley]

No kidding.

[DJ Pre K]

You need.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is interesting. So we've got a preppy dressed guy with like salmon colored pants, baby blue shirt, nice shoes standing in front of an S box Ford truck with the front end knocked off like he got wasted. He's got a can of snuff in his right Front pocket standing in front.

[DJ Pre K]

Of us was like a security protected barbed wire fence.

[Bob O. Darling]

Yeah.

[Turley]

I almost got the idea that he got this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is needed.

[Turley]

This money.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got the idea he owns the company and this is a work truck.

[Turley]

Or he. He need the money because he, like you said, was drunk, was driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think the guy that would dress like that would drive a truck like that, though.

[Turley]

No, no, you wouldn't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unless he was a scammer and he didn't.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't think vehicles that don't run and drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. It's not that. I mean, it's not that it doesn't run or drive. Just his attire doesn't match this truck. But then the snuff can in the front is throwing me off.

[Bob O. Darling]

He's either Arkansas or East Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wrote deep. I was guessing deep East Texas. I'm trying to look it up in our purchase from. I've got his name here. I don't want to say it.

[Turley]

Where can you find this picture at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vindot. The Facebook page of. Give me the vin.

[Turley]

So, like the page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, can I just copy it and put it on our. Yeah, share it.

[Turley]

Share the link onto the John Clay Wolf show page.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Public friends. You're. Now I'm wasting too much time doing this. Yeah, I'll figure it out.

[Bob O. Darling]

His name is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y'.

[Caller/Guest]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all talk about something. I want to figure this out. Talk about something.

[DJ Pre K]

Amongst your sad news. You want to do something? Some real or fake headlines? Yeah, real or fake headlines. I'm going to read three headlines. You tell me which one of the three is real because the other two are fake. Ready? Headline number one. A man was arrested after jumping a fence at LAX airport and started doing push ups on the Runway. That's number one. Number two, Oklahoma casino removes a man wearing a full Indian dress. Claim. The man claims to be a Cherokee Indian and it's his birthright to be there. And number three, woman removed from a Chinese restaurant for defecating in the seaweed salad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Number one, Y' all are terrible people.

[DJ Pre K]

Man arrested after jumping a fence at LAX doing push ups on the Runway. Oklahoma Casino removed a man wearing a full Indian outfit. He claims it's his birthright to be there. He's an Indian. And aura Woman removed from. From a Chinese restaurant for defecating in the seaweed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with the Chinese restaurant because that's ridiculous.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[Turley]

Which one is fake?

[DJ Pre K]

Which one is. No, only one of those is real.

[Turley]

So which one is real?

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's gonna be real. Because it's so stupid. In the Indian, which makes the most sense is. Is gonna be the fake. Because the Indian has a point.

[Bob O. Darling]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm on his side.

[Turley]

I agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Turley]

The Indian one, I think that's right.

[Bob O. Darling]

Push ups on the Runway.

[DJ Pre K]

And Baba would be right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Man jumps fence at LAX airport and does push ups on the Runway before being arrested and taken away from mental evaluation. Yeah.

[Bob O. Darling]

Now the only reason I say is because like John said, the. The Chinese restaurant thing's just ridiculous.

[DJ Pre K]

You don't think it's ever happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would me, I think it's happened. But she didn't do it. It happened before they got there.

[Bob O. Darling]

You would never be able to do that. You wouldn't even get up to it. They're so. You know how they watch kids with their hands. No hands, no hands, no hands. You would never get up to that altitude, we'll say, to where you could even accomplish the feat. And two.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God, who bought this car? We gave five grand for this pile of crap.

[Bob O. Darling]

And two, I've never seen anybody kicked out of an Indian casino.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you thinking?

[Bob O. Darling]

But they don't kick anybody out of an Indian casino. No.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, well, you were right. John's worried about this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was Mixon's in law or something. I mean, for him to give this much for this pile of trash. Golly, they got the best of [e-mail] has it got good miles on it? If you want. If you want to get your car overbought, ask for mixing.

[Bob O. Darling]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it didn't have good miles. It's an 04 Ford with the front end knocked off at 170,000 miles. Five grand. SAM pants and a snuff can. Hang on. Where's this guy from? I'm calling Houston. God, now I'm even more confused. Mixing the knowing people in Houston. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Paul, good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul, good morning, Paul.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Caller/Guest]

I got a cereal bomb. Like people with permits and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

And my. My mom and dad, they got all screwed up one night. I got a twin sister. So we got in the car and we drove off on ourselves to go rescue them. And they were. They were so hammered, they couldn't drive. So we drove and picked them up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you on speakerphone?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can barely hear you. So tell me this. Did you get pulled over?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your parents were. Yeah. They were like, we're so drunk, we're so drunk. You shouldn't be driving us. Yeah, This sounds like a country story. Do you live outside the city limit? I mean, do you live in a rural area?

[Caller/Guest]

No, I live in Manville now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but where in Arizona? I mean, was this in like a metropolitan area or out in the States? Yeah, just a bunch of drunk ass rednecks story. I don't care. Drunk ass rednecks are from Washington state. State to New York City. You can smell them a mile away. Yeah, so?

[Turley]

So he said, I don't know. I don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was just. Let's just act like that didn't happen. Hang on. We have his dad right here. Come on in. Drunk. Drunk parent.

[Turley]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you decipher. Can you decipher J.D. because I can see Elliott's meters going down right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, Elliot's meters are out. I can't even understand what that is.

[Bob O. Darling]

When you get high.

[DJ Pre K]

Speaking of.

[Bob O. Darling]

Take the Visine and stick it in your eyes.

[DJ Pre K]

Put the Visine.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you get high Take your Visine and stick it in your eye and.

[Bob O. Darling]

When the highway patrol asks what's wrong?

[DJ Pre K]

When the highway patrol asks what's wrong?

[Bob O. Darling]

Pretend like you're crying.

[DJ Pre K]

Try to pretend like you're crying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris and Lake Charles, Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. 16F250 with 17,000 miles lifted. How much lift is on it?

[Caller/Guest]

It's got a six inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they 35s or 38s on the. Or 37s on the tires?

[Caller/Guest]

Sevens on a 22 by 10American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good looking. Is. Does that is. Leather roof and navigation.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, Leather roof, navigation, backup camera, tow package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tow package. Hey, everybody stop. Just stop with the damn tow packages. My God, it's got a freaking powerstroke engine in it. It's an F250. Of course it's a tow package. Everybody. Their damn tow pack would you know it had a tow package. I don't give a s if it has a tow package.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, my custom tow package just means it's got a hitch on the back, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a trailer hitch. And guess what? They all come with it from Ford. And if they don't, then you're a. I'm not talking to you, Chris. I'm talking to everybody else. All right, hang on just a second. Everything I was fixing to offer, I got to scratch it all out because now it's got a tow package that's a whole.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I mean, that's easily a $6,000 upgrade.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a whole different. Have you seen the Stripper stage that you. You can slide into the receiver hitch. Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is kind of awesome. Turley, have you seen this? So you can take. They built. Hang on, let me talk. God damn it. It's my show. All right. Hang on. So you could take the receiver. They've got an elongated steel click in, and it goes into the receiver hitch. It goes down to a platform, and on the platform it has a pole. So there's a stripper pole attachment. Now, that's a tow package, dude.

[Caller/Guest]

Now, see, you're talking to me. I don't want to sell it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially with your lift kit, because then it's an elevated stage and, you know, the tips are better at that level. So.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 50 grand work?

[Caller/Guest]

50 is not gonna work on that one for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to make it.

[Bob O. Darling]

Work.

[Caller/Guest]

Man, Somewhere around. What I was looking between nada and Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Kelly blue balls. She'll leave you hanging.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. Somewhere in the middle of that was around, like, 53.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, understand this, that the new body style is out and it's changed the value on yours. However, the lift is big and I like it. So go to givemetheven.com, load it in on info. Say, talk to John on the radio. He thought 50, but he said, send the pics. Here they are. It takes X to buy it. Price your car. Let's try to buy it. I want to buy. I want to buy it. I want to buy it. And if you have a buddy that has one of those slide in stripper stages, we might negotiate that into that.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. I might think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. All right. I mean, all the ads. That's the ad we're looking for. The tow package with the bull balls hanging. It's just not an ad. Just not an ad. We'll see you next Saturday. Thanks. Remember the podcast up at 2 o'.

[Caller/Guest]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

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