#166 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.22.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #166 (09.22.18)

Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

Broadcasting live from Las Vegas (with the crew in Dallas), John Clay Wolfe and his team deliver their signature blend of cars, sports, wild Vegas stories, rock & roll, and irreverent humor. The episode centers around John's Vegas adventures for the iHeart Music Festival, colorful car business tales, a dramatic saga involving a team member named Boots, and classic debates about strip clubs, gambling, weed museums, and more.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. The Las Vegas Remote & iHeart Music Festival Recap

• Location: John is broadcasting from Las Vegas; crew remains in Dallas.
• Festival Recap: John recounts attending the iHeart Music Festival, with acts including Fleetwood Mac, Jack White, Mariah Carey, and (supposedly) Childish Gambino.
  • Hilarity ensues as the crew confuses Jack White with Jack Black.
  • John critiques some acts (“He’s just there… A goofy guy with his eyes”—John on Childish Gambino, 05:17)

Notable Quote:

“Fleetwood Mac opened. And then Jack Black, and he was kicking ass. He’s a freak, man.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [03:09]

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2. The Boots Saga: Buyer Goes AWOL in Vegas

• Background: Boots, an employee sent to staff the Vegas office, disappears for two days.
• Boots’ Story: Claims he was assaulted outside a 7-Eleven while trying to break up a domestic fight, resulting in two days off-grid.
• Skeptical Crew: The team suspects the real story involves Vegas misadventures—possibly prostitution or other trouble—and Boots is embarrassed to come clean.
• Resolution: Boots briefly resurfaces, requests money, then quits. Drama ensues around reimbursements, loans, and his team’s morale.

Notable Quotes:

“He got rolled by a black guy at the 7-Eleven while buying a hot dog.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [06:53]

“What does 7-Eleven hot dogs and black guys and domestic violence have to do with your phone not working? Nothing.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [08:00]

“At some point, you need to quit talking and...get back to doing what you knew you could do well...shut your mouth and drop your head and go to work.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [15:22]

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3. Car Business Talk: Real Calls, Wild Rides, and Trade-In Advice

• Live Car Deals: Multiple listeners call in to get price offers for their vehicles, ranging from a Mercedes C300 to a high-mileage Tundra, Hennessey Raptor, and classic Corvette.
• Car Market Insights:
  • Hennessey aftermarket packages: Not worth as much as owners hope.
  • Advice to callers "buried" in car loans: Sometimes, it’s better to just “let that bitch go back.”
  • How trade-in offers with GiveMeTheVIN routinely beat dealer bids.

Notable Quote:

“You bought something too expensive … just take a hatchet and whack your right arm off.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [40:22]

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4. Vegas Culture: Strip Clubs, Prostitution, & The Weed Museum

• Strip Club Scene: Vegas’ gigantic, glitzy clubs are discussed; Michael Turley extols the Spearmint Rhino.
• Vegas Prostitutes: John and Turley debate how to spot the “high-end” professionals.
  • Price estimates: $1,500–$6,000+ per hour for elite Vegas escorts ([63:01])
  • Legality: Prostitution is only legal outside city limits.
• The Cannabis Museum: News that Vegas now has a weed museum, featuring a 24-foot, smokeable bong.

Notable Quote:

“Are they strippers? Are they prostitutes? … How do you tell the difference?”
—John Clay Wolfe, [63:01]

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5. Wild Sidebars: Gambling, Sportsbooks, Slang, and Celebrity Satire

• Gambling Talk: John compares his roulette betting strategy to wholesale car sales (“You lose on a bunch, and you’re dragging back what the profit is…” [101:19]).
• Vegas Advice: Crew shares dos and don’ts for table games, cash advances, and casino “markers.”
• Satirical Discussions: Appearances by parody characters Rush Limbaugh and “Satan” (“Prince of Darkness”) add to the show’s surreal, comedic edge.
• Slang Segment: DJ Pre K and the team discuss Detroit street slang for money—“chicken,” “cheddar,” “duckets.”

Notable Quotes:

“I don’t think you understand the quality I’m talking about…on a scale of one to ten, it’s eleven and a half.”
—John Clay Wolfe on expensive Vegas escorts, [61:36]

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6. Music & Pop Culture

• Festival Acts Review: John reviews Fleetwood Mac, Stevie Nicks (“still a witch”), Jack White (“a white Lenny Kravitz”), and party banter about Sam Smith and Greta Van Fleet.
• Frank Zappa Discussion: John and JD debate Zappa’s enduring fame despite lack of mainstream hits.

Notable Quote:

“Frank Zappa…huge brand name. Name a song. Nobody can name a song.”
—John Clay Wolfe, [69:01]

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7. Regular Segments & Running Gags

• Randy the Chipmunk: The show’s recurring animal "finance advisor" gives nutty wisdom on work ethic ("Ain’t nut friends, it’s nut business, okay?" [14:33]).
• Bob Floyd’s Dope Report: Market update on post-hurricane weed prices and a “finders keepers” scheme for bricks of pot washing up in Florida ([53:59]).
• Behind-the-Scenes Updates: Insights on the team’s car auctions, iced tea obsession, office dramas, and upcoming plans for "showgirls" at the auction.

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Notable Quotes & Moments With Timestamps

• On Boots’ disappearing act:
  “He banged that eye straight.” —John Clay Wolfe, [06:13]

• Vegas insight:
  “This whole area… you feel like you’re on a spaceship…It’s turning more into Dubai than it was.” —John Clay Wolfe, [51:33]

• On car deals:
  “If a guy can produce, he can produce, I guess.” —John Clay Wolfe, [13:00]

• Parody Rush Limbaugh:
  “By Saturday afternoon, I’ve got them in debt and thirsty again… That Capital One card, can’t run out of beer on a Saturday.” —Rush Limbaugh character, [99:45]

• Randy the Chipmunk’s life lessons:
  "You gotta keep an eye on your nuts." —Randy the Chipmunk, [14:24]

• Escorts in Vegas:
  “They run anywhere from $1,500 to $6,000 an hour.” —Michael Turley, [63:34]

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Timestamps for Highlights

• Vegas broadcast/technical setup: [01:40–02:06]
• iHeart Festival Recap & Music Talk: [02:46–05:17, 33:05–34:15]
• Boots vanishes in Vegas: [06:26–15:19]
• Randy the Chipmunk Money Wisdom: [14:07–16:09]
• Car Call-ins (Mercedes, Raptor, Tundra, etc.): [29:05–44:03]
• Vegas Strip Clubs & Escorts: [23:32–24:06], [60:23–64:02]
• Weed Museum & Dope Report: [31:41–55:56]
• DJ Pre K Slang Segment: [20:22–21:48]
• Call-in sports betting advice: [45:23–47:25]
• Real Live Offers: [64:19–66:56], [70:01–74:43]
• Boots’ Real Story Debrief: [87:30–93:33]
• John’s Gambling Philosophy: [101:07–102:11]

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Tone & Style

• The show is fast-paced, irreverent, and leans heavily into comedic storytelling, inside jokes, and playful banter.
• There’s a raw, unfiltered take on Vegas, office drama, and the realities of both the car business and life’s hustles.

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Takeaways for the Uninitiated Listener

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is a wild ride through car deals, real-life screw-ups, and the seedy-glamorous underbelly of America.
• Whether you care about wholesale car values or just want to hear grown men debate the price of Vegas escorts, the show delivers laugh-out-loud moments and unexpected wisdom—often in the same breath.
• The recurring saga of Boots is a reminder that, in life and business, the truth is sometimes stranger—and funnier—than fiction.

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For more of the crew’s antics and car-buying escapades, search for “The John Clay Wolfe Show+” on PodBean.

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[JD Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

On what line?

[JD Ryan]

And they said, we're up there on the interwebs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, where's my coupons? My day, you'd get your newspaper from.

[JD Ryan]

A smart mouthed little bastard on a bicycle that'd throw the paper right in your damn bushes. And then as he rolled away, he'd call out. Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Randy the Chipmunk, Rush Limbaugh and Sam Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like I'm like. Like I've been talking to Satan, the Prince of Darkness in Vegas. I'm actually in. In Las Vegas right now. And the guys are in the studio in Dallas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes, we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do I sound?

[Lieutenant Dan]

You sound great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all sound like. I feel like we're all together.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah. It's good to see you again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of all the remote hookups we've done, this is the best one I've ever heard.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, for sure. Seamless.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seamless.

[Lieutenant Dan]

They take good care of you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we've had mountain man Dave taking care of us here at the 93 1.

[JD Ryan]

The Mountain Man, David Black. Kymt.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hates that name. When they brought him to this station to reinvent it a few years ago, they wanted him to be the mountain man, you know, like you know how.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. The name of the. Of the radio station is the Mountain. And you're gonna be the mountain man.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, mascot style.

[John Clay Wolf]

So every time you get. Hey, man, it's Mountain Mountain day right here. Smoking grass right on top of the mountain.

[JD Ryan]

Next we're gonna play you some Marshall Tucker band.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the. I've enjoyed my stay here.

[Lieutenant Dan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm great.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Everyone's just wonderful. I didn't get to go to the Iheart Music Festival last night. Hang out with Justin Timberlake and her.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's tonight. Oh, I thought you Justin Timberlake tonight. Last night was Mariah Carey. Mariah Carey, My personal fave. Right.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Girl can sing no, she can't sing. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Started off with Fleetwood Mac and then. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Started off with Fleetwood Mac.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they opened. Fleetwood Mac opened. And then Jack Black, and he was kicking ass. He's a freak, man.

[Michael Turley]

Tenacious. I think. I think you mean John. I think you mean Jack White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right. Jack White.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I was gonna say Jack Black's funny, but why would he be at a music festival?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Jack. Jack White. The White Stripes. I'm shaking.

[Michael Turley]

This song right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was a good tune. He was great. He's a freak. He's got a girl drummer. He's a white. Lenny Kravitz is what he is. Yeah. This is Jack White, for those of y' all have been living on the mountain in a tent.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's got the Soul Sisters behind him and everything. I think that's what he calls them, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like. He's like Lenny Kravitz and James Brown. What a show.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's all dressed in a blue suit like his videos. And he's got all these big axes.

[Michael Turley]

So what about these other acts I'm pretty sure you're familiar with?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, John's all John's favorites.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Like a lot of mulchier, mulcher culture people that I just don't know their names.

[Michael Turley]

I think you're a big fan of Little Uzi, aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Michael Turley]

Little Uzi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he the one with the underwear hanging out and he had his britches hanging down around his knees?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Pre K. Is that Lil Uzi? You just described every rapper.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Literally every rapper.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was the one that came on after Jack White that couldn't pull his pants out?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. Was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was the Black Stripes. It was Jack White and the Black Stripes. And I don't mean him being black. I mean the black stripe in the back of his britches.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if it was logic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, man.

[Michael Turley]

Childish Gambino, who is actually really good. I don't know if you. Was he out there any good?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not any good. He sucks. I mean, he doesn't suck. He's just there. He's just.

[Michael Turley]

Was Childish Gambino out there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw his sense.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't think he was good?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just there. He's goofy guy with his eyes or his eyes. Like. Did he get kicked by a mule? And one eyes hitting to the right real hard.

[Michael Turley]

I think so.

[Lieutenant Dan]

John promoting the Iheart music Festival.

[Michael Turley]

What about.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was this gal in high school that had a bad eye. And then she married this buddy of ours, and his whole unit had a hook in it. You know, you see these things.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

How do you know this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Football locker room.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they start getting after it. Earl. I got straightened out. Really.

[JD Ryan]

Turbulence.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be. It wouldn't be funny if it wasn't true.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I was straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

They finally. They took her. You had her kicked by a mule at 3 years old. Didn't work. Took her to a witch doctor up on mountains. On mountain Man Dave. Up. Up on the peak. They couldn't get it straight. And then she met a guy with a. With a hook unit.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And he banged that eye straight.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Knocked it straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you can tell if they haven't been. Been, you know, getting along well, because then it starts coming back.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Drifting, drift.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Boots drama.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Boots was one of our buyers, our original buyer in Vegas who vanished. Do we ever find out what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sort of. So last week, to catch up on the storyline, we had a guy we sent to our Vegas office. Gimmetheven.com Vegas office down in Sahara. And he went AWOL. And he went AWOL for about two days.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Vanished.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got a guy named Zane on an airplane heading out there to man the shop. And when he landed, Boots surfaced. And Zane told me that he looked real bad, that Boots looked real bad. And he did not look beat up, because when he finally called in two days later, the story was that he was in Vegas and got rolled by a black guy. Why does it always have to be a black. I don't know. Okay, so. So listen to this. So he's coming out of the 711 at 11 at night on Wednesday, got a hot dog, and a black guy's fighting with his girl, and he wants to intercede. Now remember, this guy's got an ankle monitor on Texas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That's what you do when you're out of town with the ankle monitor.

[Michael Turley]

Also, he's five foot tall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Anyways, about a buck 20, maybe. Okay, so the. The black guy beat me up real bad. And I was like. But your phone did it. Why did. Did he beat the battery out of your phone?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Did he beat you with the phone?

[JD Ryan]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we didn't hear from you for two days. And what.

[Rush Limbaugh]

What is. What is.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does 711 hot dogs and black guys and domestic violence have to do with your phone not working? Nothing. And I haven't. I thought we were going to have the chance to interview him on the air this morning, and I just got word that he quit. He came back to work.

[Lieutenant Dan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

He came back to work and then. And now he's left. Was he going to be on the air with us this morning? Turtlene?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I highly doubt it. From what I was gathering, he was under a lot of stress.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of stress?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, John. Apparently getting your ass kicked makes you get a lot of stress.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you just sent me a text 10 minutes ago before we got on the air and said boots just quit.

[Michael Turley]

He did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we need to get loot. This is Lieutenant Dan's team. And Lieutenant Dan's team has been very, very drama laden lately.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Well, I'm telling you, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. We have these different teams. Team 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and. And they have team leaders. And Lieutenant Dan, for those of y' all who don't know who Lt. Dan is, he's a guy. He saved my life about five years ago when an Iranian was bum rushing me at the auction block. I don't know what he was mad about. I don't know if it was terroristic.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it was a bad car deal gone awry, but he was coming to get me. And Lieutenant Dan jumped in front of me like a secret service agent and he saved my life. But the driver of the car in the auction lane ran over his leg.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they had to have it amputated. So Lieutenant Dan has a job with me for life. Right.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Literally gave his leg for you.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But at this point, he's like. He knows that he has that tenure, so he's like, using it against me, I guess, because he's got a lot of drama going on in his life that is really affecting everyone.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I would say so.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, so tell me when Boots quit. What? Because Lieutenant Dan's old lady was the one that came up to the office a month, raising all kinds of hell, screaming, where is he? La la. Chasing everybody around, scaring people. And yesterday she lit me up again. We'll get in. We'll get into that later. Lieutenant Dan's wife, soon to be ex wife, but so Boots.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I got. I get a text from Lieutenant Dan saying, boots just quit.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Just quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a shame.

[Michael Turley]

Like, okay, what's the story you got to tell us? So I just. I text him again. Come upstairs.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to come up to the studio. We need to talk. We got to get this.

[Michael Turley]

So we all theorized on Boots and what happened to him in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Vegas?

[Michael Turley]

Well, how we lost him. And the rolling part is what you said. But you thought maybe there was more to it, correct?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I thought that he got involved with some type of formal prostitution, didn't handle his end of the business properly and got the hell beat out of him. That was my theory. He hired hooker, he didn't pay, he got mouthy, something weird in that realm. And man, pimp, boyfriend, whatever, beat the hell out of him. It.

[Michael Turley]

You know, maybe some of that is the truth and that's why he's embarrassed and he won't talk about it. I don't know about the beating up part.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he think he was gonna show up at the office and no one was gonna ask him any questions?

[Michael Turley]

That's why he hadn't been here for a week. I think he had stress. Hey, here's Lieutenant Dan, actually, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he finally showed up and then he just. Okay, we're gonna get to the bottom of this. Lieutenant Dan. Lieutenant Dan. Morning, John. Lieutenant Dan. Where the hell is Boots?

[Michael Turley]

I guess he's with the rest of.

[John Clay Wolf]

My damn team somewhere in freaking Las Vegas. So he came in. He came in this morning. Oh, no. He. He's too big a chicken shit for that. Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

I got. I got it. Lieutenant Dan's not happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He texted me. Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd been up all night thinking about it and just couldn't bring himself to do it anymore. Okay. Because of compensation and what have you, the same old stuff. He's been talking for two or three days. He had sixteen hundred dollars worth of receipts, right? Sure. He owed me 2500. He paid five hundred of it back mass pretty easy. And then he came in wanting 1600 and we're like, well, you still owe us 2000 for bailing you out and hiring that attorney for that gal you were stalking, or she said you were stalking her. Allegedly. Allegedly. Yeah. And I didn't know that before I made that contribution to the political campaign that there was a similar. There was a similar situation recently with another young lady. And. And that all campaigns, John, have tendencies. And the odds of Lieutenant not Lieutenant Boots pulling. Pulling off his legal struggles are very thin. Yeah, I would agree with that. Okay, so. I mean, this is going to be a short lived deal anyway if he did come back. But we do love him and he's a hell of a producer. So. Boots, come on back. Oh, man.

[Michael Turley]

What do you have to do to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get fired from someone have to do.

[Lieutenant Dan]

To get fired from this company?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, if a guy can Produce. He can produce, I guess. I mean, you know.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You know, at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point, yeah, but you can only go to the well so many times. But in my book, he hadn't been back yet. We haven't seen him. You know, he went to Vegas. He got the hell beat out of him. He came back. He came back yesterday. So he worked in your team yesterday? No, he. He had a meeting with the. Connie, my office manager, she told him, hey, dude, you. He was wanting money, and she's like, you owe me $60, man. He. He had to buy his own dryer sheets, John. She whipped the math out on him. He's like, I guess you're right, because he was running his mouth, saying that he'd paid us back. He hadn't paid us back anything. We loaned him money to buy an attorney. Hey, I'm on your side. It's not a side. It's a fact. We loaned him money to keep his ass out of jail is what. What the mission here was. And that was short term, too, I think. Well, I. I think if I was him, I'd get his ass back to work and start working and trying to make some money for. For. To save up for. Where's Randy the chipmunk?

[Lieutenant Dan]

He is here. He's here earlier, too. We talked to him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I'm here, y'.

[Lieutenant Dan]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, when the wintertime's coming and you're getting ready, how do you get ready for winter? You get your nuts, and you get them up in your nest and you start packing them, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. You know, you don't just find them. You don't just put them out. You keep an eye on your nuts. You watch your nuts all the time, right?

[Lieutenant Dan]

You have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I mean, since childhood. We all know. Nobody else gonna take care of my nuts.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No. But you, you know, right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Taking care of business. This ain't nut friends. It's a nut business, Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, have you ever been out hunting nuts and maybe you had a wounded paw or a bloody nose or an ear that got nipped off by a mouse?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I got hit by that rail line one time. Those butane buses.

[Lieutenant Dan]

The buses, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, yeah. I did it without a whole rear right pole one time, but it didn't.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Stop you from looking for nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When? 20, 15?

[JD Ryan]

Y.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And those are hard times.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, I'm just trying to give. I'm just trying to give some. Some animal kingdom advice to a friend. I'd get to work and start making some money. Quit talking. Quit. Hang on, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Playoffs.

[Michael Turley]

He owes you money too.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he? I don't know. Just. At some point, you need to quit talking and you need to quit feeling sorry for yourself. You need to quit telling everybody they owe you something and get back to doing what you knew you could do. Well, and make your life work and shut your mouth and drop your head and go to work. Damn right, quit. Quit pointing and crying and saying, you owe me this. If you want something, come ask for it. If you need another loan, come ask for it. But don't start saying you've done this and that and that and this. And we told you to stay at this hotel and it was nasty. And taking videos of it and sending it around when your dumb ass is the one that rented the. Bye by the hour, Bye by the night. I didn't do that.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And staying at my office in the back. I mean, a bedroll and a pillow, you know, unless you had some sleepy ass customers.

[Lieutenant Dan]

But you know what is not alleged? The fact that we got a break, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be back. They're getting better with their hustle. We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf. If you've never tried to play this on the drums, it's really hard. It's like running a marathon. The hardest heartbeat drum. You can't hear it yet, but when it hits there, we'll let it. I'll show that when it goes. Well, it doesn't sound that hard. Maybe it was just me being a.

[JD Ryan]

I just remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember getting through the whole thing and being like, golly, this is a whole lot of. A whole lot of Rosie, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Hey, dj, line one. What's he want?

[Lieutenant Dan]

He is actually Justin from Houston. He wants to work here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Justin.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, what's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, not much. What's up?

[Caller/Guest]

Why can't anybody here on their cell phone? Why is it that whenever y' all get on the phone. Yeah. Everybody's all, what?

[Rush Limbaugh]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

All the time. I'm crawling up and down the side of a dirt mound right now right by the bay, and I can hear you just fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Huh? Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Quit it.

[Caller/Guest]

Honey, I got some advice for Boots, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

This Boots is for guys who just joined. Boots is the guy who went to Vegas. He got beat up. He went awol. He. He said it's everybody's fault. And we got him. He got back to Fort Worth, to Dallas, and. And he won't come back to work. We actually let him keep his job and he won't Take it.

[Michael Turley]

I know. That's amazing, man.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It is amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your advice for Boots?

[Caller/Guest]

Get your job back now, man. What. What kind of boss. Ain't no boss on the face of the earth gonna let you keep your job after you don't show up for two days and all that other match. And you ain't gonna make it out here somewhere like this. I hear you can't do that. Construction or something like that. That's not the place for you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was scratching. He was scratching unemployed ass when we met him. Yeah, so.

[Caller/Guest]

So that's a red flag.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. And he'd worked for Lieutenant Dan before. He'd been with us for a couple of years, and it just takes a long time to get a guy trained up. Well, that's really. My deal is we're growing so fast. It's such a pain in the ass to get a guy trained up to where he can really cruise that it's expensive and it's a pain. And that's why I'm willing to. That's why I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Just put him back to work. Everybody just shut up and act like this didn't happen. Get back to producing. You'll make money. We'll make money. And just act like this didn't happen. That's why I have so much patience. But anyway, yeah, I don't have to have them. I do not.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's 40 more of them, and they're great. But he knows. He's just been around a long time, and he's done a lot of extra stuff. He's done a lot of good during the last two years while we were building up. And he's gone above and beyond a little bit, and that means something to me. He did some things that, like, you know, he wasn't getting paid for, he didn't have to do. I'm like, okay, you know, this is a real guy. So he went out to Vegas and.

[Caller/Guest]

He'S actually recognized that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

The fact that you recognize it, you know, maybe. Maybe he should take notice of that because there's a lot of bosses that don't care if you use your own money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. He can go back to Jerry and see how that works. Chop it. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Thank you for the call. 800, 800. Radio, radio, radio. So what.

[Michael Turley]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's in the. What's in the.

[Michael Turley]

JD. Sorry, JD's trying to figure out what use phones here.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't know how to drop the call. Good morning. There he goes.

[Michael Turley]

Figured it out.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You got to hit the button, then. Hit the button.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sound bites. Entertain me.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Guys, Detroit slang, is it time for sound bites?

[JD Ryan]

I thought it would be a good idea to get pre K on this John, because. Did you watch Key and Peel? The Key and Peel show?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

A couple years ago. Very good 2 guy comedy sketch show that was on Comedy Central for about a year and a half. Maybe they've both gone on to bigger, better things. Well, one of those guys, Keegan Michael Key, gave a lesson in the slang speech of the city of Detroit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What up, Doe? It means how's it going? Or what's been going on? And actually, a friend of mine just text this to me the other day. It has to be doe. A lot of our slang is words pronounced incorrectly. Chicken, amongst other food related words, means money. So back in the old days it was like dough, but now it's like, yo, man, he got a lot of chicken or he got a lot of cheddar. You can say chicken, you can say cheddar, you can say bands. Like the, like the little money, the money bands that they put around the money. They count that as money. Got that paper? She got that paper. She got that paper. You know, let's. Oh, let me go get that paper. Oh, that's DJ Prek.

[Michael Turley]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What up? So I've heard you talk about that paper. Now, I've never heard about this chickens thing. Is this all new, man?

[Michael Turley]

You know, I mean, every area has their kind of slang, you know, I mean, there are a million, million and one terms for that paper. You know, that skrilla, that scratch guala, you know, some guacamole. What about duck? Guacamole I've heard in the South. Duckets. Oh, yeah, duckets. You gotta stack them duckets up high, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a duck?

[Michael Turley]

It's dollars, I guess. Duckets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Duckets.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Our old friend Lindy Parr used to say gitas. Yeah, get you some of those gitas.

[John Clay Wolf]

That, that sounds like a. If it was coming from Lindy, it had to be a sexual term. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh. I see him. You're chatting, you're hitting me, telling me Rush wants to talk about old Las Vegas. I'm in Las Vegas this morning, remotely connecting in through mysterious technology.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, he's in Florida, we're in Texas, and you're in Vegas. So we're all three going to get together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Rush.

[Michael Turley]

Well, Rush, let me dial him up here. He's only got about a minute here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I want more rush than a minute. But we can touch him on the way out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

If you touch me now, you'll never have a seat on the United States Supreme Court.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my Lord.

[JD Ryan]

I bet that's right. There's a confirmation hearing process for that. I'm sorry. That's the Percocet talking. I hear you're out in lovely Las Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am. I want to hear. I hear you have stories about lovely Las Vegas, but I don't know if we have time to tell them.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I can tell you all about it. We'll be hanging out. I've got the whole day off. You enjoy your time out there. We'll see you in a little bit when we get back with more of the John Clay Wolf show here after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. She's got the three triangles of tan line. Call in 800-800-RADIO now. John Clay WOL. Three triangles of tan lines. That's the whole segment in itself.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, man, is it ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of gentlemen's clubs out here in Las Vegas.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, a lot. And they're big. They're like, you know, like Academy Sports, Dillard's big. Really?

[Michael Turley]

Spearmint Rhino.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not been in any of them yet, but I've driven by them with my wife.

[Michael Turley]

I mean. Oh, Taker. She'll enjoy it. Yeah. Spearmint Rhino is great because they actually have a stage that's elevated. It's a birthday glass. Yeah. Oh, it'd be a great time.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good place to take a birthday girl.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, perfect place.

[Lieutenant Dan]

She'll get a song.

[JD Ryan]

Just tell her to watch her hands, though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, are you still there?

[Lieutenant Dan]

He is, actually. Let me pull him back up, back.

[Michael Turley]

Up around the ice. The end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y I always.

[JD Ryan]

John.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I. I started to say on my own show and my producer's terribly confused. I was in if.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's.

[JD Ryan]

If it's Saturday.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

It must be the Rush. The Rush show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Rush on this Beto vs. Cruz race. I've seen this family picture of Beto. It's better.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Doesn't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Beto.

[JD Ryan]

But I think they actually pronounce it Beato.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, his kids. He's got three children and their names are Selena. No, his wife is Selena. His kids are Paco, Nacho and Lupita.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, that's just precious.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't even know if that's true. To say it, that's great.

[JD Ryan]

We'll have a White House full of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great. But they're all just stark white. What have we got here? Russian? He's from El Paso. Or is he from Mexico? I don't know. What's going on? I'm confused. Okay, the guy's name's Beto and his wife's name's Selena. And his kids are Paco, Nacho and Lupita.

[JD Ryan]

Are you opposed to the names?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm just confused. Straighten me out. Who is this cat?

[JD Ryan]

He's Beato Cruz.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, that's. That's Ralph Cruz you're talking about.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, Ted, Ted, Ted. I forget all about Ted. I thought he'd gone away for a minute.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No, he's still here.

[JD Ryan]

Very much like. There was actually a debate over there in Texas last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Did you catch that, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was drinking and going to the art music radio festival.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you very much for bringing that to the forefront. That's exactly what I was doing. Sunny Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened in the. In the debate?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know. I do my research on Monday mornings from 8 until 11, while Glenn Beck is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it in Spanish or English?

[JD Ryan]

I'm sure it was in English. Surely it was in English.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were they serving as appetizers?

[Lieutenant Dan]

There was no food involved. Like a debate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe T. Garcia's, they've got the best. Those big nachos with the cheese melted all the way down in the chopped up jalapenos in. Melted in the cheese. And if I was them, if my name was Beto, I'd be putting on a. That's the appetizer I would have chosen. I would have called the line carts and had them cater, you know, Joe T. Garcia's.

[JD Ryan]

It's ironic, John, that you mentioned nachos. Because the only problem I had in Las Vegas in the old days, especially.

[John Clay Wolf]

If my son was named nachos, there were no nachos.

[JD Ryan]

They have everything out there in old Vegas. They have a buffet back in that day. And this is the old Vegas, okay? The old old Vegas. I'm talking about Vegas with Ace Rothstein, okay? Nikki Santoro, there's my buddies out there, they had a buffet for 99 cents. You could eat as many whole lobsters as you could carry. You could sit around all day. They would never run you off.

[Lieutenant Dan]

By the way, his kids names are Henry, Molly and Ulysses.

[JD Ryan]

And those were good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then this must be nachos. Yeah, it's not Paco Nacho Lupita.

[JD Ryan]

You'Re getting your research off the Wikipedia again. I made that mistake a time or two, but it was great. Back in the day in Las Vegas. Are you having a fine time?

[John Clay Wolf]

I am having a fine time. I've been all around here. We have a new office. Give me the VIN has an office out on Sahara Drive. And everyone who has come in. I met a few of the people. Customers dropping off their cars.

[JD Ryan]

Have you taken the time they listened to the show to see the Siegfried and Roy show?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, they're really not on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I thought that the lion bit the head off of one of those fillies.

[Lieutenant Dan]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Oh no.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Oh no.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes. Yes. One of them was killed.

[JD Ryan]

They owed me a hundred dollars. Which one?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'm sure.

[JD Ryan]

Siegfried or Roy.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't even know which one was killed.

[JD Ryan]

Son of a bitch.

[Michael Turley]

You hung out with them?

[JD Ryan]

Sure. Oh, they were great. They're the ones who introduced me to that all men's club that I went to in Reno. You remember last year? Oh, we had a fine time. Just, it's just regular wholesome guys hanging around with. We'd sing and dance, do some cabaret.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one died, jd? The little one or the big.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'm trying to look at it. I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

She looked like Richard from Virgin Airlines.

[JD Ryan]

Gosh, I hope it wasn't Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know the difference.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, I liked them both and they are hard to tell apart. But I'll tell you, in competition at our men's club, that Roy sure could wrestle. What a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honest.

[JD Ryan]

What a badass.

[Michael Turley]

Did he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he die from a lion bite to the head?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh my God. I'm looking it up. I'm not even sure you're the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That brought it up. Don't bring stuff up.

[JD Ryan]

You know, and that's so ironic because they both said that they hated cats.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, bring up this Mercedes guy. Speaking of cats, James.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay, the Mercedes guy. Okay, here we go. There he is. Dude, I'm looking up the names of these people. Shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 15 Mercedes, C, C class. AMG. Are you there? What? He's there.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Hey, Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Chris.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a. It's not an amg. It's got the AMG appearance package. It's a formatic. Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it a C400? No, it's.

[Caller/Guest]

It's a C300. Let me get you up a speakerphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's great.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Uh huh. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Hey, good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Where are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller/Guest]

Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a state. What city are you in?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I'm sorry. Lafayette.

[JD Ryan]

Outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure, sure. Okay, so it's a Sport package with 18 inch wheels. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, factory navigation and panoramic roof. It's got the upgrade Burns Wick sound system you can get on the C300. As far as upgrade, are you a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dealer or is this your car?

[Caller/Guest]

It's my car and I'm fixing to trade it in. Basically my. I didn't know. My warranty expired two days ago. On the time link, not the mileage. And I'm not. I'm not owning a Mercedes. Not under warranty.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you going to trade it in?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm dealing with Service Chevrolet. On a Cadillac?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Tell Corey, Corey Broussard I've bought hundreds of car hundreds of cars from him over the years. That I'm a 2020. 2020, 2022 grand buyer. Hang on, let me make sure I'm looking at something real quick. If it has a clean, clean Carfax. 2122.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it's very clean. So 2122. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corey, it's not Cory Broussard. It's Cory Darby. Sorry, I'm having a brain fart. Corey Darby at Service Chevrolet. Tell him I'm 2120 in A. And we'll. And I'll pick it up next week when you trade in. Thank you. Drop, drop. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So you know Sig Free and Roy are both alive. Roy survived the attack. Monte Cor, the tiger that bit him did die.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I had you. That's why I sent you out to pasture to dig a hole, JD Because I thought that they were alive. And I thought you were lying.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Again, no, absolutely not. They're both alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That Roy is not feeling well. He got eaten by a lion. Or tiger rather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of bad JD News, what's up with this weed museum?

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, you got that story there.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Actually, no one gave me that story. Why don't you read it, Bobble? Since Bobbo got it.

[JD Ryan]

You do have this.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets paid to prep all this.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, dear Lord. Las Vegas newest attraction is a cannabis museum. A museum celebrating all things weed. Founder J.J. walker. Yes. J.J. walker says even J.J. walker was the founder. That's what it says here.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.J. from Good Times.

[JD Ryan]

Not Jimmy Walker says even has a.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Bong as tall as a giraffe.

[John Clay Wolf]

From all of our research, a 24 foot bong. Two stories high. That's glass and is actually smokable. It'd be hard pressed to find another one in the world. What? Dude, that is insane.

[Michael Turley]

How can you smoke something that large, John?

[Lieutenant Dan]

You're out there. I've forgotten. Is it legal in Vegas? Yes, it is.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, so Michael.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Michael was really quick to say yes.

[JD Ryan]

Have you been to the Weed Museum in Vegas, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not.

[JD Ryan]

You should do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, we're running out of time. I want to go out to the desert. I've never been to the desert. I want to look for dead people in holes.

[Michael Turley]

There's a lot of sand out there, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've never been there.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It is kind of weird to drive out to the desert and look back. It's literally like that shot in the Emerald City in Wizard of Oz. You're out there and there's nothing. And then you look in the distance.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long does it take to get from like, the Strip to where you're in that weird spot?

[Lieutenant Dan]

About 25 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[JD Ryan]

Not far.

[Michael Turley]

Far now?

[Lieutenant Dan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then I'm going to do it.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Really is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometime today. Yeah. Last night at the. At the concert we had. Fleetwood Matt kicked it off. Lindsey Buckingham's obviously not there. He's not that missed, I can tell you. They have a. What's funny is one of their guitar players is playing. His guitar parts is dressed like him. And he has on sunglasses and a beard and a hat. So, you know, it's kind of like if you're just closing your eyes and thinking that you're with somebody else.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of what the effect is that they did. He said he plays the guitar just like Lindsay. And when you. When you're looking at the big board, he's like, okay, it's Lindsay. And the other guy kind of sounds like him. The guy from Tears for Fears. So it works out. Stevie Nicks is still a witch and she's got that voice. Mick Fleetwood, that's a great act.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I can't believe they opened the show that they're so huge. Well, see who's there. Who's there tonight? What's the big show tonight? You're gonna say, gosh, I forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd have to look it up.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam Smith, the George Michael replacement, he got sick last night, so he didn't show up. My wife is very disappointed.

[Michael Turley]

You got Justin Timberlake. That's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Justin Timberlake starts JT's tonight.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the kickoff. And then Greta Van Fleet.

[Michael Turley]

They playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're playing Today, during the day stage of the I Heart Music Radio Festival in Las Vegas.

[Michael Turley]

Led Zeppelin Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Led Zeppelin Light. And then the rest of those bands on there, I'm not familiar with.

[Michael Turley]

What about Leon Bridges? Did you see him from Fort Worth, Texas?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's from Crowley. Isn't he a gospel singer or something?

[Michael Turley]

No, he's a. It's a bluesy type of music.

[John Clay Wolf]

White or black? I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

We could find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next we're doing right after we come.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Back with the John Clay Wolf Show. Our number three is next. Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys, I saw that Starbucks recently opened its first store in Italy. From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com take your clock, shove it up your clutch, and this is weird over there. The sizes are a small medium in March.

[JD Ryan]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call John toll free, 1-800-800-radio now. John Clay Wolf. L. I think Rush should have came and played last night, even though they broke up. I don't like seeing that.

[Michael Turley]

Last night where?

[John Clay Wolf]

Last night in Vegas at the iHeartRadio music festival and Telethon.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Just.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're raising money all afternoon in the call center.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No, no, we're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm kidding.

[Lieutenant Dan]

John is live in Las Vegas. We are in Texas, but John's in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas on Radio Row. Radio Roll. We're at our affiliate, the Mountain 93.

[Michael Turley]

1.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gosh, I'm such an idiot. Is it 931? Yes, 931. The Mountain and Mountain Man Dave. Their moniker is the Mountain Man. Hey, it's Mountain Man Dave. And he was. I was talking to him yesterday. He's a great guy. We got to be buddies. He's like. When we flip the station. They wanted me to be like the Mountain Man. Like, you know how Jack or Bob, right? He's like. I hated that. I hated being Mountain Man Dave. I just wanted to be Dave, not Mountain Man Dave. I mean, it made me think of like strip club DJ in the Rennie characters and all the people that are out there that are forced to do things like they don't want to work. Like Boots.

[Michael Turley]

He was found.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just doesn't want to work. He just doesn't. He just wants to drink.

[Michael Turley]

You want to update everybody real quick, Bobbo?

[John Clay Wolf]

He just wants to be on the radio, man. He didn't want to. He didn't want to work during the day. He just wants to be on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just busting your Balls?

[JD Ryan]

Are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Am I not allowed to bust balls?

[Lieutenant Dan]

What's drinking?

[JD Ryan]

Must. Must. Jds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line one.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Line one is Michael, and Michael is in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston, Texas?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes, Houston, Texas. He has a 2017 Raptor Hennessy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Mike, good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a. It says you're a dealer. Are you an independent dealer or a franchise dealer?

[Caller/Guest]

It's gonna be coming from a franchise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll see your wholesaler.

[Caller/Guest]

I am trying to help them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so 17 raptor, 18,000 miles. It's got a Hennessy package. You know those guys in Hennessy? Damn near. They got in a lot of trouble a few years ago. I don't know if you read about that. I bought a Hennessy. I bought a Hennessy. I bought a Hennessy something this week. I bought a Hennessy bottle. It was an ss. No, it wasn't a Courvoir ca. It was a. What was that? I bought a Hennessy. Geeked out some sports car. Okay, so this thing, how much is the. How much is the package worth? Is it supercharged?

[Caller/Guest]

It is supercharged.

[John Clay Wolf]

600 twin turbo upgrade.

[Caller/Guest]

The Hennessy receipts are almost 40 grand on top of whatever the Raptor cost new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what does that. So is that a $10,000 bump in real life?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't think it's any more than 50 cents on the dollar in real life.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not giving 20. You're not gonna get 20,000 more. It won't happen. I don't think.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's got 40 grand conversion and half of that is 20,000, obviously. So take the regular money on a regular one and add 20, you'll lose your ass. I think you take the regular money and add 10. So what's the regular money? What's average MMR? 58 grand. How many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

18.

[John Clay Wolf]

18,000 miles. Okay, so take in the market suggested. I've had 10 of them in the past three weeks. Seriously, they're not bad, but they're not overselling like they were. So 59 grand's average MMR. So take 59 grand plus 10 grand. You got 69 grand, and that's what I'll do.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm sure they want 80.

[Caller/Guest]

Customer claims he has an offer at 82.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm.

[Caller/Guest]

And we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't buy it.

[JD Ryan]

Damn high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, we're not biting there. And the customer's neighbor's not ever gonna fund. And they're gonna come back. Call me, call me, call me. In 10 days after all this BS is out of the way, and we get down to brass tacks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And you got to give it to the customers, man. They paid all this money for this stuff, and they got hot for something and bought something too expensive. Yeah. You know, we bought a Porsche this week. The guy gives a, you know, list is 191,000.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we gave a mid-120s for it, Porsche turbo. And that's a big difference. And it's not that old. It's like a year old, two years old. I forgot. But I mean, these cars depreciate so quickly. The sexier and the bigger and the crazier they are, the worst they're gonna hit. Unless now, there was a Lamborghini Huracan Performante that only lost about 20,000 that we bought the other day.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and we overpaid for that. But, yeah, they're gonna lose. They're gonna lose big. So whenever you get goofy and go to the. Like the. And you have your kids and your wife with you, and y' all start telling everybody, check every box. That's the term. We want it all. I mean, you know, just take. Take a hatchet and whack your right arm off.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I have a story this week about a guy who has a Tesla, and he's not gonna lose money when he sells it. Know why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Lieutenant Dan]

He got hit by an airplane this week, and he swears that it is the Tesla that saved his life.

[JD Ryan]

Another airplane story. So what?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a car story.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's a car story.

[JD Ryan]

Now, folks, it's time for JD's Airplane Corner on the John Cleveland.

[Lieutenant Dan]

We have reported on a bunch of accidents where Tesla owners credited their vehicles for saving them in serious harm. But probably not one as strange as this. A Tesla Model X owner in Texas, near Houston, credited his car for saving him and his passenger as the electric SUV was struck by a crashing plane. It gets better. It was a DEA airplane. A small. A small aircraft. Actually, a single engine stop.

[JD Ryan]

What was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like the movie casino where the beds were circling and they had to land on the airport outside of Nikki's house. Ace's house.

[Lieutenant Dan]

In this case, they landed on a city street. The dea plane experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, the DEA is drug enforcement agencies. Are they out surveilling and they ran out of fuel?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Shut up. They had a mechanical problem and landed on a city street.

[John Clay Wolf]

Running out of fuel is a mechanical problem?

[Lieutenant Dan]

It is. As the plane approached, they caught some power lines, crashed into several vehicles. Including this guy's Model X. He went on to say no one believed me. I even called. I even called the people at Tesla. They thought I was pulling a prank on them. But no, there's pictures online of this guy's car getting hit by. It's a Cessna. It's a small plane. But he. The car did get clipped by it and he says it's God. And the Tesla saved his life.

[JD Ryan]

In that order.

[Lieutenant Dan]

In that order.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that was the best scene. I forgot about that scene where he's like, man, they're following us so hard. And then they run the plane out of gas while they were doing surveillance, land it on the golf course outside of a throstein's house in Vegas, and then the agents run off while Joe.

[JD Ryan]

Pesci's threatening the banker inside.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what I'm gonna do?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't give me my money, I'm gonna come over to that bank in the morning, I'm gonna bust your head, because that's what I do.

[JD Ryan]

That's the kind of patient I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to drive out to the desert in that spot where he met Ace.

[JD Ryan]

I don't know, man.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I don't know the exact spot, but the desert is a cool. It's just a cool perspective on Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you haven't seen the movie Bugsy and you like Las Vegas, you need to watch it because that, you know, he's the one who came out here and put a flag in the ground and said, this is where it's going to be, the Strip.

[JD Ryan]

He did it. Built it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did. I mean, he was the visionary of it. It's the best Damn movie ever. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I can't see the calls.

[Lieutenant Dan]

We have. We have a 2010 Toyota Tundra.

[JD Ryan]

Put it up.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Well, you want to hear that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 200,000 miles?

[Lieutenant Dan]

172.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it from.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's from Ennis, Texas. This is Greg.

[John Clay Wolf]

They must have used to live in Oklahoma. Good morning. Hello, Greg. Is your Tundra. What year is it?

[Caller/Guest]

2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a big back door or small back door?

[Caller/Guest]

Big back door. Well, it's. I don't. It's a crewmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a big back door. Is. Does it have four wheel drive or two? Leather. Cloth. Cloth. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

Tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Guest]

Clean. It's got the driver's side running boards, got a dent underneath it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just. We'll just take that off. No, no, seriously. Hey, in my recon guys, if you're listening, you know when you see that stuff and it's like bolt on nerf bar bent, just take it off, throw it in the trash can. Don't try to fix it. It's not worth it. Okay. 2010 Tundra Buck. How many miles on it?

[Caller/Guest]

172.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything wrong with it? Is oil good? I mean, you've been changing it because we're getting to that point where it's getting to be high risk.

[Caller/Guest]

I just. Just had it changed right before I called y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Okay. 172. Good condition. Crewmax. Two wheel drive. Cloth doesn't need anything. Got a.

[Caller/Guest]

Got a DVD player. And it's got a truxedo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a seven grand rig. Seven?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

I owe more than that on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you. What do you owe on it?

[Caller/Guest]

A little over eight. Okay, I have to set up. I lost my job yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. What were you doing? What did you. Were you like boots? Did you quit or did they let you go? Oh, they let me go.

[Caller/Guest]

I bought motors, transmissions, anything under a car hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

You repair them?

[Caller/Guest]

No, we just buy them and rebuild them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, we need a. We need a mechanic if you want to drive to Dallas every day. Drop 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio is the call in number. So, Randy the chipmunk, is he still here?

[Lieutenant Dan]

He is here. He's not really happy with you. He thought he was going to Vegas with you.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, this morning.

[Lieutenant Dan]

He has his bag. It's really, really cute. Little bitty bag packed and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, what do we need to do with the sports betting this week?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I tell you what. It's really good. Really good. One, you talk about. You talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a sports book in the casino. We're staying in. I want to go sit on it today. Yeah. Yes. I'm gonna go sit on that sports book today while my wife goes to the daytime I Heart music festival. I'm not gonna go to that. I'm gonna go sit on the sports book there. It's her birthday.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

There are two.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Say, let her spend it a little.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Great opportunities. Two opportunities to get some dollars in.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Your pocket or lose.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay. All right, let's close. First of all, we got TCU at Longhorn.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, really? TCU at. In Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's what we do. Go down play at Longhorn Stadium. Now listen, Longhorn's been playing bad. They've been playing bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line, boss?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The line is three.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

TCU's favored by three around there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go long on TCU. There's no way they won't outrun that spread after watching them play Ohio State the way they did the other day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You damn right I like the way you think, Diana. Here's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the kicker.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here's a good one. Here's where you get a good like 12 to 1. Okay, Texas a and M Aggies are playing at Alabama. Okay, what's gonna happen during the sec? In the heart of the sec?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Where's the line?

[Michael Turley]

Charlie Bama's favored by 26 points.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

26 points?

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, that's a bet, man. I mean, that's probably just about right. That's a good balance. I mean, that's the most ridiculous line ever. A and M played the hell out of Clemson. Clemson's number two or three and take the bump. I'm gonna say I was be A and M with the points. Damn right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

A and M went out there for what reason? To become a big time player. And you're gonna start proving it today at Alabama. Take him under, man. Take it under.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy. The lot of nuts there.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

A lot of nuts.

[Lieutenant Dan]

A lot of nuts, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a lot of nuts. Now we have our own Bob Floyd. How much time do we have? Book Mike.

[Michael Turley]

We've got. We can do Bob Floyd next.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to do Floyd. I love Bob Floyd. Next like now or next?

[Michael Turley]

Next like next segment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Bob Floyd in the post Hurricane Florence dope report. Bob only comes in about twice a year and does it like. He's like Kramer on cnbc, like with stocks, but he's with we with different variations of grass and all this other stuff.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's a market.

[John Clay Wolf]

The market changes when. When there's heavy flood, constantly. It's just like the car market.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It is. All right, we end. Speaking of the car market, we'll do more of that. We'll do more of Vegas. We'll do more of all of this with the John Clay Wolf show when we come back.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Next.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Don't go away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the john clay wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Show presented by gimme the vinda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay wolf show.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Live from Las Vegas. Yes, Johnny, what's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I didn't want to interrupt you.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No, you're doing good, man. We're in Texas. But you are in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am in Vegas. What I said is, get me some cars. Give me something cool to drive while we're out here.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Scion.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like the day before I got here, they loaded up the truck back to Texas from Vegas with a Rolls convertible with Dawn. A 2013 McLaren MP with 1800 miles. I mean, the best cars ever that we could, like, go and driven out in the desert. I was like, are you kidding me? Y' all just shipped them out of here. Oh, and then there was a guy selling us his grandmother's. His mother's Lexus yesterday, and it's coming in today. And I was telling the buyer out here, I'm like, tell him I'll give him another 100 bucks if he'll just bring it right now. Get me the hell out of this science, man.

[Michael Turley]

He's buying cars out there like candy bars, man. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. What was it? What was the car that you bought that you said? Thank you.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. The beginning of the show when you were sleeping in, you slept a little bit.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So I bought us a car. Bought us. And this is. Remember the O.J.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Chase?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Remember the big Bronco? You know how much those are worth? Okay, this is a 1999 Ford Bronco that caught fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Well, it wasn't really running, but I did pay two grand for it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not good.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I didn't pay two. I paid 100 bucks for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how are we going to get it moved? It's going to cost a thousand and tow it around.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I was trying to explain that to JD but he was in a roll. He's like, I want to try what John does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Sounds so easy. Who knows where it is? It's the fact that it was exciting. I got to buy a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Well, I don't know what you're doing on Sunday, but we're going to put you in a three car hauler and let you go pick it up and drag that flamed out pos around. And think about OJ Speaking of this hotel we're staying at, the Aria. Aria. I was told that oj he has drinks there. Oh, that's the only bar that he. It's got to be BS And I didn't see him. But the bar there is where he goes because his probation officer lets him go there. There's no let him go there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, because there's no casino. I believe in that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there definitely is a casino.

[Michael Turley]

Is it? There's part of. No, there's an area. Part of the Aria. There's no casino where he can go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That's what.

[John Clay Wolf]

This whole area here. I don't know, this whole area we're in here, there's Cosmo. That's the coolest. Yeah, that's hotel I think I've ever been in and. But there's about four of them that are connected and I think they're all like from Saudi money or something. But I haven't been out here in 10 years and it's pretty cool. You feel like you're on a spaceship when you wake up and you're on the top of one of these hotels.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like the, the curtains open automatically and people start talking to you. You feel like you're in Buck Rogers or Battlestar Galactic or something. It's.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's a different town. It's a real different place, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's turning more into Dubai than it was.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That makes sense. And then they're building a lot more buildings here. You see a lot of cranes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah. They're just building and building and building. Taking out the old ones like the Riviera is gone and a bunch of other ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, what have we got? Let's see here. I see this 99. Yeah. Grab, grab line one real quick.

[Lieutenant Dan]

All right, you're on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas 99 Civic with 58, 000 miles is a sticker automatic. It's a DX. Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, the two door coupe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just two grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm not sure because I mean the thing about the car is I got it from impound yard, right. And the guy came all up from Alabama to supposedly race this thing over it. State Capital Raceway over near Port Allen and the car has been fully built, man. Like this motor. I'm. I'm not sure what the hell this dude has done to this motor, but it's handling 150 shot of nitrous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where in Louisiana do you live? Because this sounds so Louisiana to me.

[Caller/Guest]

It's awesome, man. It really is awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing better than a 99 Honda Civic hot rod VTEC. Okay, go, go to give me givemetheven.com write that stuff out and take a picture under the hood and we will bid it. Stan, LA Line 2.09Ford Fusion actually dropped. Okay, Christine.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yep, Christine is still with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh eight Chevy Equinox and Grand Prairie. 167,000 miles. 2,000. $2,000. Chris, you there?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I got rid of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. $2,000. Billy in Oklahoma. Of course Billy in Oklahoma's got 160,000. I mean these high mile cars, guys, they're just not worth much. Billy, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

We come to Oklahoma and pick up at people's homes. But on stuff like this, we don't. Because half the time when we get there, they won't run right? Or they're getting hot or there's a problem. So we what I tell my buyers if it's junk, tell them to bring it to us. If it makes it to us, we'll buy it. So I got to tell you the same.

[Caller/Guest]

I tell you what, it's outrun every police around Union City and Minco, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they all know it, right? Yeah. Huh? Thousand bucks. Next. Call 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bob Floyd is coming to us with the post hurricane dope report. Good morning, Bob.

[JD Ryan]

Tell you what, and this is big time. Hope you've managed to put away some cash from this summer's hefty bumper crop of pure Mexican red. Because if you're ready to bankroll, there's a once in a lifetime opportunity afoot. An unusual form of debris has been washing up along Florida's beaches after Hurricane Florence. Bricks of marijuana. You heard right. Over the last few days, numerous 12 kilograms, that's 26 pound packages of good Columbian grass wrapped nice and tight and nearly waterproof, have washed ashore in Daytona beach and through Hurricane Florence. Almost certainly having played a part at this time, it's unclear exactly where they came from, which brings the time honored social compact of finders keepers firmly into play. And that is where you, the entrepreneur, step in. Because not only is possession of marijuana, even in small amounts, illegal in Daytona beach, it's also virtually unusable by those moronic September tourists who've never taken a bowl in their lily white lives. And while they know they've got their hands on something of value, they have no idea what the specific value might be. Our setup plan. Simple. Swoop in now, right now, today. Let it be known at every Applebee's, chilies and Chuck e. Cheese within 19 miles that you're offering, say, 6,000 per bundle with no limit on volume to all sellers through September 30th. Only get in, get done and do it fast. All cut. Your six grand per unit is going to break into, count them, 104/4 pounds of the highest quality, readily wholesaleable weed in existence today. You sell those quarter pounds for $3.50 each. That's going to yield a cool $30,400 per get there. Now get in, say hello to the Mrs. And bring back a Christmas. We'll all Remember. And that's this summer's dope report. I'm Bob Floyd. You keep token.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Florida. I think it's. Is it fall yet? Is it still summer?

[Lieutenant Dan]

We're right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It feels like summer. 800-800-7234. Remember, if we don't beat your carmax written offer, I will personally send you a check for a hundred dollar bill. Not $100, but a check for $100. And that mean I don't know how else we can defend our pricing. Anybody that's skeptical. Oh my God. Is this real? All that? Yeah, it's real real. We bought 2200 cars last month and we're gonna try to repeat it or beat it this month. 800, 800 radio. But faster than that, go to give me the VI and VIN number. Put in your plate or put in your VIN. GiveIn.com, you heard the $150,000 bid on a Ferrari a minute ago. And the 200, the thousand dollar bid on a 160,000mile Cadillac. So that's a pretty big range. Diesel trucks were really good with them too and lifted trucks. We'll be right back. Now back to the John Clay wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Show presented by Gimmythevin.com.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Mom said the way you move gonna.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Make you sweat gonna make you groove.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you know we lost Boots in Vegas. He got rolled by a guy the 711 is the story when he was getting a hot dog and the guy was fighting with his wife and he or his woman in boots, all 125 pounds of him intersected at 11pm and got beat up. And the guy obviously beat the phone out, the batteries out of his phone because we didn't hear from Boots for two days.

[JD Ryan]

That's the thing though, isn't it John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is. But so when I came out here, I mean made me concerned. So I brought cluck Norris with me. We haven't, you know, I wanted him to go hang out at seven elevens and see if he can find this guy.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Sort of our strong arm.

[Michael Turley]

We gotta tell everybody who Cluck Norris is for us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Cluck Norris is our in house rooster and he, we found him on.

[Lieutenant Dan]

The streets of Fort Worth and he kind of runs the roost where he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is and he hangs out with uncle Roy. He's just an all around badass. He's a fighter. We've run him up to Oklahoma. I mean he's just swept the Oklahoma chicken fighting market. I mean he's won a lot of money up in Oklahoma and Louisiana and chicken fighting.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So you haven't been with you in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have him here. Get over here, clock. Come here.

[JD Ryan]

What's the matter, John? Tell me something. While you and I is by ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's because we're. We came out here to scope this deal out.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, but in full privacy. Who is that bald headed man?

[Lieutenant Dan]

What? Ball headed man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is that?

[JD Ryan]

I seen you in the studio with a bald headed man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's mountain man Dave.

[JD Ryan]

Is he trying to rough you up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[JD Ryan]

He trying to give you a hard time? No, because I'm on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about Vegas? I slept last night. Did you work the streets?

[JD Ryan]

You know, I get a little nervous going to a town I've never seen before.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That's a big town.

[JD Ryan]

I keep my spurs handy because. No, but the kind of hands they have out here is a different kind of hand. See, hands. Usually I have a special way. First I get the eye contact. They looks at me and I looks back. Make a connection. Once you make that connection, stare them down. Then you go over, talk it down a little. By which I mean you make love with the conversation. Oh, get close to the hands. Don't be talking about no little old pretty little old fried chicken time. I'm talking about roasted fine. Like a fine hen waltz.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Turley, you've spent a lot of time out here. And last night I was sitting at this restaurant, the bar at Javier's, inside the casino. And it was awesome. But I noticed there were two women to my right and two women to my left. And they came up and one of them was wearing a gold presidential. And they both had imac. They all four had immaculate figures and a lot of makeup. And they were wearing ridiculously risque clothing, but classy. And I. I didn't have the. You know, I. I didn't want to ask them if they were prostitutes or not.

[Michael Turley]

If as soon as you strike up conversation, they've got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't say anything. I just kept eating. But I was like, these girls are really. But. But they're a lot better looking than Cluck's hands.

[Lieutenant Dan]

These are Vegas women.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are they strippers? Are they prostitutes?

[JD Ryan]

A damn home here to take care of you when you're down.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So Michael knows. What do you do in that situation?

[Michael Turley]

You don't talk to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I wasn't in a situation. I mean, I was just trying to. I mean, it was just interesting. Were these prostitutes or strippers? Because they were One or the other. They were way like prostitutes.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know?

[Michael Turley]

Because just what you described, that's, that's, that is Vegas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So what do you do in that case? You walk up and go, hey, can I buy you a drink? Hey, you want a date?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I do.

[Lieutenant Dan]

If you want to engage them though.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want, yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you can go ahead and do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

My wife, it's her birthday. I think bringing her home a couple of prostitutes is not the best person.

[Lieutenant Dan]

User are a great man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey honey, look what I brought you.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You are welcome, baby. I thought you'd like the blonde.

[John Clay Wolf]

God almighty. But so they're definitely prostitutes? Yeah, but I mean, do they just really charge a lot? Because like their clothes are expensive and that girl wearing a gold presidential and.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, I've heard, yes, their pricing is pretty high.

[Lieutenant Dan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean they'd have to be like real high. I mean this is like on a scale of one to ten, it's eleven and a half.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they have it high enough to where they're taking the risk of getting arrested.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it's legal here.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Outside of the city.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It is not legal inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have to run them out to the, to the hotel outside of town?

[Michael Turley]

Yep, way out. I mean anything outside of town. Vegas city limits. Yeah, sure, in the desert. You got a shack there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so they're just, are they just farming? These great looking prostitutes are just farming for wealthy men. Of course. True. I mean, but I mean like what. How much would something like that run a set of brother back like clock.

[Michael Turley]

Bob. Oh my. Know this one?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I was gonna ask, but I didn't want to get in trouble.

[Michael Turley]

Bob. Oh, you've, you've, you've partaked a little bit once before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, you can go down to the place and rent exotic cars and take them on the track and run them five laps or 500 for half a million dollar cars. And this kind of struck me as that kind of deal.

[JD Ryan]

Now you're gonna pay for more than the fuel on this man.

[Lieutenant Dan]

And the tire wear.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

What are you, what are you talking about for? Is it about the hours?

[John Clay Wolf]

About the evening dollar amount on it?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Rush Limbaugh]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out.

[JD Ryan]

In, out in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think you understand the quality I'm talking.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah, I understand.

[Lieutenant Dan]

We've seen the movies. Yeah, it's.

[JD Ryan]

I think you're, you're talking ground floor minimum 1500 for an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Nah, more than that. What? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

More than 1500. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what makes me wonder if they're real prostitutes or just trophy wives. But they're not wives. They're not wives. They're strippers. They're strippers. How do you tell the difference between a prostitute and a stripper?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Well, one just dances and the other one goes home with you.

[JD Ryan]

Right, but these, but these young ladies are soliciting. They're walking that line of illegality in Las Vegas. Your really expensive ones will be on websites like erosion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know. Okay, here we go.

[JD Ryan]

You better not find out.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, JD's looked it up.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You can get an escort in Vegas for 500 an hour, but these are not the high end ladies. They run anywhere from 1500 to $6000 per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Okay, I, I was thinking these are like four, three grand an hour deals, maybe more. Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Well, these are walking around though, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were ordering like hundred dollar meals.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So they could afford it.

[Michael Turley]

Six grand just to have a girl in your arm.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio if you want to buy. If you need to sell your car to have a date tonight. Yeah, really, we'll buy it.

[JD Ryan]

Luckily, there ain't no shortage of hands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back at the couple.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You got a 91 Corvette with 34, 000 miles from Buddy and Plano. You want to talk to him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I do. All right.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Buddy is on the line. A 1991 Corvette with 34, 000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

91. 91. It's not a Z or one, is it, buddy?

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's not. It's. It's basic, but it's arctic white with a torch red interior. All original. 34, 000 miles, to my knowledge, has never been driven in the rainbow.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you owned it?

[Caller/Guest]

About eight years now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. It's a Cooper convertible.

[Caller/Guest]

Convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Convertible. Okay. Stick or automatic? It's automatic.

[Caller/Guest]

I used to take it to car shows and it almost always wins first place in its class.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, what year was that pace car that we sold last week?

[Michael Turley]

94, I think. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the same body style?

[Michael Turley]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but, but he's a 91. The same body style as a knife. Where I get confused. That's a C4.

[Caller/Guest]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nine thousand, eight thousand. Eight thousand. Nine. Eight eight to nine thousand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's, that's about average price for a C4, but this car is going to class all by itself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, here's a 43,000 mile one that sold in Fort Myers, Florida last week for 5,600. Here's a 51,000 mile one that sold for 6,500 in Pennsylvania. And here's one in San Francisco that sold for six grand with 53,000 miles. So yours has 30 on it, which is better? The color combo is great. I mean, I'm really eight to nine. I'm, I'm not sure. Bidding you a bit. I don't think you're thinking retail. I'm thinking wholesale. I make 300 bucks a car. I know nobody believes that, but it's just the damn truth. We buy and sell hundreds and hundreds of cars. We'll make 300. Some cars make more, some cars lose a lot. God, last week we took some whippings on some stuff, but yeah, it averages 300 bucks a car. And, and I, I think that car is going to bring. I think it's going to bring nine grand is what I think. But it could bring eight and I'll give eight. I might give 85 and I might give nine. If I, a lot of times if I think it'll bring, you know, 50 grand, I'll give 50 grand just, just to gamble. I mean, I'm a, I'm a car gamble. It is really what you can call an investor. You can call it gambling.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Call it whatever you gambling.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got to figure out what the, what the money is on it and I put it on there and just try to get the prettiest ones I can. And you know, it works out right for me more than it works out wrong. But there's plenty of times it works out wrong. God almighty. But yeah, I'm an eight to nine grand buyer. Go to givemetheven.com and send us some pictures if you are interested in selling that ride.

[Lieutenant Dan]

And if you want to be with us for the next hour, go to john claywolf.com the stream button is right at the top. We're going to lose some of the stations. We're going to continue live from Vegas next on the John Clay Wolf Show, Podcast two o'.

[Michael Turley]

Clock.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Podcast two o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock. Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Show, presented by gimmetheven.com.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, Mama said the way you move gonna make you sweat make you groove.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey bubba. Hey, baba.

[JD Ryan]

Yes?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a question about Frank Zappa.

[JD Ryan]

You really okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I, I just don't get it. I just don't get it. I've been. It's like you get it or you don't get it. Why is he Even famous Zappa.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he was a very. He's considered a pioneer of gonzo rock kind of, you know what I mean? He had a very good band, Mothers of Invention, really, before anybody else. I mean, he was.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a way.

[JD Ryan]

He was doing stoney before Pink Floyd was doing stoney. He was doing snarky comedic. Way before Steely Dan was doing snarky comedic. You know, it's. They're very clever songs and a lot of them are pretty mean spirited and nasty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't recognize any of his music. Did he have any hits? No, not really.

[JD Ryan]

He had some stuff that was pretty well known, you know, Going to Montana soon.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what about Don't Eat the Yellow Snow?

[JD Ryan]

Don't Eat. That was the Yellow Snow?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, that was a radio kind of a novelty hit.

[JD Ryan]

Novelty hit. Yeah. I think he's widely considered a novelty guy now. But every time I hear him, you know, like on a Deep tracks kind of station or something, I turned it up because there's really nothing like Zappa, John, you know, I mean, you listen like Country Joe and the Fish way back in the day. Or even Jefferson Airplane had a really playful side that nobody really remembers anymore. Plastic Fantastic Lover. Remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jefferson Airplane's amazing. Yeah, they had hits. Same kind of hits. No, he's got a huge brand name. Oh yeah. Frank Zappa. Name a song. Nobody can name a song. Nobody knows who the hell he is. They know a big old black afro and a guitar. And every half the people, including me, haven't screwed up a Santana.

[JD Ryan]

Really.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Put them on hold.

[JD Ryan]

Pre K. They don't even look alike. Sorry.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Your kiss is finally saying goodbye. They say they've announced their next next year. Next year they came out. Actually they did a great performance on the Detroit City Rock on America's Got Talent finale. After that they did the end of the road Tour will be 2019. Details at this point are sparse, but they say the band promises will be a tour to remember. And of course Gene said at our age we'll be good to remember the damn lyrics.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is his age now?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'll find out for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

666, grab line two of William with a forerunner.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Line two is up.

[John Clay Wolf]

William, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

What's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much.

[Caller/Guest]

Where are you I beer right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. On the note it said you're standing at a dealership. Are you still there?

[JD Ryan]

New I beer?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm in. Yeah. I mean most of the right now. They got to get my truck on Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did they offer you on trade in on the 4Runner?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, they kind of lowballed me at a 25 5, but then I went to your website and it was anywhere between 273 to 29 3. So I'm trying to get a solid number so I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we were higher than the dealer?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it so? All right, so my, my. You went to give me the vin.com and it immediately gave you a quote. Our low end of the quote was higher than the quote you had at the dealership.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Then it's doing its job.

[Caller/Guest]

And it's a Louisiana truck. It has no whiskey dents in it, man. So I listen to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Super clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got to be four wheel drive.

[Caller/Guest]

Right now it's two wheel drive. It's the only one they have with a sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that why you're getting rid of it? Because they'll take your hunting fishing license away in Louisiana if they catch you driving a two wheel drive? Yeah, I know.

[Caller/Guest]

I was gonna jack it up. So it looks four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's so Louisiana. My God. There are more domestic pre runners in the state, in the, in the SEC countries. I'm talking about these two wheel drive trucks that they lift up to make them look full. I mean, my God, why does everybody do that? Were you really gonna do that? Are you just kidding?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm just kidding. It's my wife's truck. But we want. We're turning in on a TRD off road.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's his wife's story. Now it's all making sense. Dude, that trd, like the real trd, you know, that level expensive one. Yeah, that thing's badass.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the trd, the one I'm getting, the. The off road is. It just doesn't have, I guess like the locking differential and a lot of the jazz. But it looks exactly the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it has the black emblems and the black wheels and the mono colored. Okay. Get the tan. The tan and the orange.

[Caller/Guest]

I like, I like that. I like the terrain. But the old lady, she hates it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got that weird blue, that slate blue that they rolled out. Looks good too.

[Caller/Guest]

I was looking at that one too. She liked that one too, but they sold that one, so I gotta get the. They had to get me a gray one from another dealer.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Tell them to. Tell them to go find you what you want. Tell them to get you a blue one.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no. Oh, there's A. I'm sure you're married. It's a dentist. Who I want and what my wife wants. So she wants the gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I go, hey, speaking of marriage. So I'm sitting at the roulette table last night with my old lady. I'm in Vegas, and. And she. It was fun, and I just didn't care. But it was so funny because, you know when you're picking all the numbers and you're laying your bets out, and she kept saying, no, no, you know, like all this superstitious crap.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it was. It was so ridiculous of how many times she was making me change our bet. My bet. And when she was right, you know, smartest gal in the world, and she was wrong, she spun it around to where I didn't do what she told me to do. Of course.

[Michael Turley]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the blue. And don't listen to her. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. She had me down to 50 bucks. And when she left to go see Mariah Carey, I didn't go to see Mariah Carey. It was right next to us. And I got back to 300 up. Yeah. And so today we'll do it some more, and I'll listen to her, and we'll get back down in the hole, I'll tell her to go get something to eat, and I'll win it back. Just get the blue one.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Sounds like you guys are having fun. Get the blue one.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-872. Just get the blue one. And normally, I don't say, get the blue one, but this is a little different color blue. So how about, you know, we. Give me the vin. We. I meant to talk about this earlier because I think it's funny, but the. The iced tea. So we've got our iced tea set up, like, restaurant deal.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Really? For downstairs, it's been a very, very, very big deal. We have, like, in a restaurant, you know, you have those big dispensers. We have those now downstairs. It's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the ice machine and coffee and we. We signed up for the service. Community Coffee and Tea does it for the restaurants. And everybody's all jacked up on ice.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You got everybody buzzing on caffeine because it's free down there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I've had this weird twitch for the past week in my left eye. And I was asking my wife about it. She's like, oh, that's just too much caffeine. I was like, damn it. It's the tea. It's the Damn tea.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So good, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Serious.

[Michael Turley]

I am serious, John. Dead serious.

[JD Ryan]

It's potent. It's getting a little golden corrally down there. All you need is fresh chicken and a chocolate fountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your eyes hurt? From the left.

[Lieutenant Dan]

My.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's twitching. I'm like, what's going on here? We need to take the tea out before we get the insurance deal.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Maybe one of them could be decaf. How about one of them could be decaf?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would be fine with decaf iced tea.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't taste any different. Coffee. No, but, yeah. Has anybody, like, started having heart palpation?

[Lieutenant Dan]

We have one sweetened and one unsweetened. We need just one of them. Has to be decaf.

[Michael Turley]

No, not. No one said anything about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, in Compton, one of our buyers, Jennifer, she. She was doing such a good job with the load and the relay load. Everything in the brewing. I'm like, what the hell? She's like, well, I worked at Waffle House for eight years. I'm like, no, no.

[Lieutenant Dan]

S. Cleaning it up every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why don't we put a grill in here? Can you knock it almost out in the morning? It's like, hell, yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Some other junk. The whole thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you can't beat the Waffle House. We've already got half of it there. The coffee. All right, 800-800-7234.

[Michael Turley]

There is a caller up. J.D.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, Stan. Stan is there. Hi, Stan. Stan's gonna. Stan's got an 09 Ford Fusion with107,000 miles. Stan lives in Louisiana. Hey, Stan.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey. How you doing?

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, it's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you think? Who's LSU playing this weekend?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I don't even know. I've been sleeping.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof or leather? Oh, no, it's cloth. Just a four cylinder.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, it don't have no sunroof. It has a spoiler on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any? Yeah. Tell me more about it, Stan.

[Caller/Guest]

I put new belts on runs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Guest]

I would trust it with my mama, but I just. Right now I'm trying to get me a Tacoma and I need to get out from under it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you just let it go if you. I mean, if it's got 107. I mean, on a.09, that car's worth three grand.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you owe on it? Five or ten.

[Caller/Guest]

Ten, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just let that go back.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we normally say, sell that bitch. Unless. Unless you can't afford to. So in this case, just Let that bitch go back. Is anybody who hung you up on a finance contract for 10 grand on that old thing mean they knew what they were doing? Who do you make your pay? Did you make your payments to CAC or drive? Or do you make payments to an individual lot?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, individual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. He. This won't be the first one he's got back. His business model is taking him back. Actually, you don't have to, like, have him come get it. You just drop it off. It's called a voluntary repossession. And most of those people don't report to the credit, so it don't even matter. No. Yeah, yeah. If it's a local truck.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking for a Tacoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

My boat and stuff like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money down and I just.

[Caller/Guest]

Need to get out five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez.

[Caller/Guest]

And whatever. Yeah, whatever. I can get out of that car if I could ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't get nothing. Hang on. Time out. You're buried in the car. You owe 10 on it. You can get nothing out of it. So. So here's what you do with the note lot. Hey, man, I'm gonna go get a new car. I don't want this one anymore. I'm tanked in it. Instead of you having to pay a wrecker and a repo fee, I'm just gonna bring it back to you. Okay? Okay. They would rather you do that. I'm telling you the truth. It's cheaper form. You're not going to tear it up most of the time. Like when. When the repo man starts chasing you, then you get a little. It's like. And you can appreciate that. It's like cornering a coon. What's a coon do when they're cornered?

[Caller/Guest]

What's the.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What does a coon do when they're cornered? That's right. So. So they would rather just have. Have you in yet. Let's just. Just y' all make a deal. Let it go back. They may be able to set you up with a Tacoma. I wouldn't even be talking about the five GS down. I just take the car back, start over, start fresh. And you might be surprised. With five GS down, what you can get at a dealership with regular financing. Okay, cut. Thanks. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[Lieutenant Dan]

And people that are upside down in cars. You've talked about this thing before with Teslas. Bob Lutz, the former vice president of General Motors, did you hear what he said about Elon Musk this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just.

[Lieutenant Dan]

He said it's A car company headed to the graveyard is what he says about Tesla. He said they'll never make money on the Model 3 because it's just cost is way too high. He's got 9,000 people assembling 150,000 cars. It's just not gonna work. So he thinks that. He says.

[John Clay Wolf]

It says Williams online, too. He wants a solid number off that range. Just. They already have pictures in it, in the system. Give me the vin. Just tell him to reply back to his buyer downstairs and they work it out off air because It'd be quicker. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Hey, Charlie, do we have any heavy cars that have shown up at the office this week?

[Michael Turley]

Just some trucks. Some big old trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got some heavy cars bought.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. I definitely wanted to. We're starting lane, the second lane. Not this week, but the next week at Dallas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Will they be different? Anything different in either lane or all just fewer cars and then split up?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, we're adding more.

[Michael Turley]

Faster.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay. It runs faster. Okay. I didn't know if you had a heavy. A heavy car lane and a regular car lane.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but we just want to start off with a splash like we did last time. So we're going to run. Is it 16, 17. Is those our numbers?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. That's news. You're breaking news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I've got. I've got.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Just Justin from the Associated Press.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are Moving from lane 11 at Dallas Auto Auction to lane 16 and 17 facing each other, taking over Hopper's old lane. If anybody listening, this car dealer in the region knows what that means.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're tearing down all the stuff after the sale on Wednesday. All the TV screens and all the audio and all of our media gear.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That's a bunch of stuff, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And then they're gonna rebuild it and rewrap the block. And then we bought a whole nother set of stuff and we're gonna do it it twice, and they're going to be facing each other.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I mean, it's a multi.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in Vegas and I've been inspired, Mike.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I'm sure you have.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No, I knew it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been inspired. And now that we're going to have our own, like, auction at the auction, like we have our own two lanes and the whole channel is us there. I think we should. I think we should go deeper. I think we should go for Showgirls.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Here we go. Not Showgirls, The Celine Beyond Show Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right, right. Permanent decorations, you know, I mean, real, you know, how much does that stuff cost? I mean, when you're driving down the strip, they. I need to get some gay, you know, producer dude, like, decorator come out there and really help me with a vision on how to dress it out. Didn't have to be gay.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know, the gay ones are the good ones. Just saying.

[JD Ryan]

See, I don't know, Bert.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to go all the way. I really do, because we. We've gone halfway and it really worked. Well, I think we need to go all the way. What do you think, Mike?

[Michael Turley]

No, I agree. I think just. And that's why I'm saying maybe some showgirls, they don't have to be, you know, with bikini tops on, but, you know, a whole thing where they're just kind of there serving food or maybe walking the cars out. Yeah, do it all up with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hell. Should we have a craps table in between?

[Michael Turley]

Well, no, no, we want them to spend the money on the cars. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

The food sure worked well. Yeah, we could put a headdress on Hannah. Is she back?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Not back yet. No.

[Michael Turley]

That's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What's the flooding? You know, I'm out in Nevada. I didn't, I, I, I was getting notifications on my phone last night about flooding.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Flooding has been. Yeah, it depends on where you are, but it's been spotty and they still have a flood floor. Flood watches and warnings depending on different parts of the state. So it's heavy, heavy rain. We have up to 8, 9 inches in one day. So it's really pretty, pretty bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight to nine inches in Dallas in.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Certain different areas, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, am I. Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

In one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to talk about DJ Prek's Pimp My Ride.

[Lieutenant Dan]

We can do that when we come back with John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got. A. Recent study found that increasing numbers of older adults are using marijuana. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com at least old people are now going to smell weird.

[JD Ryan]

For a cool reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf right now. When does Aussie come to Dallas? Does that already happen?

[Lieutenant Dan]

I think it already happened.

[JD Ryan]

Let me look him up.

[Lieutenant Dan]

By the way, Jim, Jean Simmons is 70.

[Michael Turley]

70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he really?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

17 years old, still getting on stage, beating his ass up. Stevie Nicks looks like grandma last night. Did she really? Uhhuh.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I just haven't seen her forever. I just thought she would still. She's getting a big, long, flowy dress.

[John Clay Wolf]

People age. She's still.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Dallas, Texas, September the 26th.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so next week.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, next week instead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mustang GT.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Mustang GT that you're looking at is the Shelby. You mean is 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 350. Is it Shelby?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yep, it's a Shelby. That's. You're talking to James in Houston. It's a 2018 Shelby.

[John Clay Wolf]

James, good morning. You're on the.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. It's a Shelby GT350. Yeah, it's an R. Okay. Is it R?

[Caller/Guest]

No, just a regular. It's not an art that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Shelby. So is this an aftermarket? I thought that. Okay. Anyway.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it's a Ford. I mean, it's Ford factory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotcha. Gotcha. How many miles?

[Michael Turley]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why are we doing this? I'm moving.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm moving out of the country. I got an expat assignment in Europe, so I'm kind of found out about it on Surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are you leaving?

[Caller/Guest]

Next month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And you bought this car if you only put 800 miles on it? I guess you. You bought it just to sit on it and just love it because. Yeah. Drive it too much. Yep. Okay, so it's a. What color?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the orange Fury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

With the black stripe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title, or is there a payoff?

[Caller/Guest]

His title. I got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, our guy in Houston, Rick, can come over your house, pick it up, and I'll give you a check. So let's, you know, we're talking live. Obviously, you're a seller and not screwing around. Do you have any other offers yet?

[Caller/Guest]

No, No. I was just riding in the car and listening to your show. I said I'm gonna call them and see what they. My best thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would. I will give you. I will pay you. When do you want to do the deal?

[Caller/Guest]

Probably next week. Next Saturday would be best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Because I'm out of town, and I'll be back on Wednesday, so I'd say next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load the pictures up. There's really not much to look at because it's basically new, but I still want to see it.

[Caller/Guest]

And I got the COVID I got the factory Shelby Cobra cover and everything with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think it's 52G, maybe 53.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, yeah. I was thinking more. I mean, they're marking these things up five grand over stickers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Looking at a bunch of recent sales, I've got Chicago, Nashville, Pennsylvania, Phoenix, Atlanta, Ohio, and Dallas. So there's. And they're all orange and white, and they all have nothing, no miles on them. So 6 miles sells for 53. 3 in July 24th. 582 miles sold for 54 in Nashville. 800 miles sold for 53. 1 in Pennsylvania. And these are all within the last month.

[Caller/Guest]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's the market. It's like, you know, comps on real estate is how I do it. So I'm right there with it. And that means that guys bought these cars for that amount, and they sold them as used cars. I'm sure they marked them up three grand and took whatever they could get, but, you know, that's. That's what the wholesale cash market is. Mid-50s.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, cool. I'll get it loaded up, and then we'll see what we do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. It's gonna give me the vin.com 800-800-7234.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You were talking about. Aussie, by the way. He'll be in Houston September 28th. He'll be with you in Vegas or whoever happens to be in Vegas in October. October 13th. And it'll be in California as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn sure won't be Boots.

[Lieutenant Dan]

So buyer Boots, who was the original guy out there in Vegas who vanished?

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't get enough info out of Bigs. I mean, Ed. I got it of out of L. We didn't get enough info out of Lt. Dan, who was his.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Was his boss, kind of. Yeah, his senior buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he. He texted. Why is he so flighty? Which I talked. Or I talked to Connie about this yesterday. She had a meeting with him, and they went through all the dollars. She's like, okay, let's. Boots, let's start with this. We love. You were in a moment of need, and you were worried about your freedom, and John loaned you $2,500, which is insane. Man.

[Michael Turley]

That's. That's above and beyond anything you should do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I've never worked for a company that would do that for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you paid him back 500 immediately, and then 200 or maybe 300. So your balance, just call it 1700. You have receipts here from Vegas on coffee machine for your apartment. All this crap that we didn't offer authorized. But you're pounding on us, and it's 1700, and you're demanding a check for 1700. But you got to understand, you still owe us. Or, you know, long story short, at the End of the math. He owed us 60 bucks still. And that's, you know, that, that, that, that's fine. So we, we were even if we accepted all of his charges, his personal charges, we're even.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand why he's mad at me.

[Michael Turley]

He's not, I don't think he's mad at you.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I think he's embarrassed.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

And that's the front, that angers the front.

[Michael Turley]

When you have this story that you have to keep telling everybody and keep to that story. It's. I think he's embarrassed by. Because he know. Everybody knows. It's not true. It's just not true. It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't believe the story?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he been in the office yet? Where you were there, downstairs, in the buyer's room.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And have you heard him tell the story?

[Michael Turley]

Everybody was kind of walking on eggshells.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And when he shows up, it's like real, he was real brief, just kind of standing around. Everybody's like, hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Winded. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, oh, gotta go.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I got, I got, I gotta meet my doctor. I'm really stressed right now. I mean it, Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

I keep hearing about this stress.

[Michael Turley]

That's, that is what he says.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I, I, I figured, you know, since the guy has had problems with women in the past, that he very well could get in trouble in Las Vegas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we talked about it and I told Big he'll be back in 45 days.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I was wondering if you guys discussed that before he left, because here's a guy who's had issues in Bahar, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we did.

[Rush Limbaugh]

We did.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You're sending him to Sin City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of town. Town, too, and start a new life.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Okay, well, that was very thoughtful of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And prove to his pro officer that he could do it solid. He was solid.

[JD Ryan]

That's what's most unfortunate about the deal. This was the perfect opportunity to restart.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he got his ass whipped. And he's not that bad, cuz I've seen pictures. I, there's nothing.

[Michael Turley]

There's no bruises, John. Not one scratch. If you get your ass beat so bad that you forget to call anybody for a full 24 hours, you're going to have had bloodied face, bruised, you know, everything will be all. Your head will be swollen. Something he said? Well, it was a lot of body shots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All I keep hearing about is stress and like, psychological problems.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. And that's part of it. So it's brought on the stress on.

[JD Ryan]

Him, because you can't disprove that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did he get home?

[Michael Turley]

He doesn't even know how he got home is what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to Texas from Vegas.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he hopped on a plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plane.

[Michael Turley]

Flew back on his own.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. He hasn't charged the company for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you just drive a car?

[Michael Turley]

That's common sense, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he charge us for it? Was that part of his sixteen hundred dollars in receipts as the return airfare?

[Michael Turley]

I don't believe so, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our new buyer out here, he's like, hey, man, I'm really happy to be here and this is all working out, but, you know, y' all bought me a one way ticket out here. We did. How long are you expecting me to stay?

[Lieutenant Dan]

Very much like the military.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, well, first of all. And we always, when we do something like that, we need to like just go. Go out long with a return flight. It's cheaper and you can change it for 70 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Now, the one ways are pretty cheap on Southwest.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, southwest, it was 550.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that was because it was last second. Okay, if we know ahead of time, okay, we're gonna bring you back this date, then we can set it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

More than two hours notice. I was.

[Michael Turley]

That was literally. Yeah. The same morning.

[JD Ryan]

That's a big fight weekend too.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, that's right. It was a big fight weekend.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Going to Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So what is the story? Have you heard the man tell the story of how he got rolled in Vegas? No one's really heard it secondhand.

[Michael Turley]

Just he. I heard it from Lieutenant right there with Lieutenant Dan. Yeah, I heard he talked to Lieutenant Dan about it, and then when he came back in, we debriefed him and he's like, that's. I'm. That's the story. I don't care if y' all don't believe it or not. That's what happened. I'm like, I. I didn't want to even start on anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Believe it. Now, did he say that before you said he's lying?

[Michael Turley]

No. Well, Lieutenant Dan was like, come on, man, you don't have any scratches on or anything. I don't care. You know, it doesn't matter what you guys think. It's what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

Screw you guys. Y' all are a bunch of a holes.

[JD Ryan]

You don't think he made a fortune out there and, you know, know in some illicit business venture and he's. He's headed back already?

[Lieutenant Dan]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Like, he's a kingpin.

[Lieutenant Dan]

No. Yeah, that's what happened?

[JD Ryan]

Boots, the kingpin of eggs.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That's it. You figured it out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[Michael Turley]

Just admit that you probably what I'm assuming is he got drunk or high or whatever, blew off for a day, just was gone.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Once you've made a story up, though, now you're to that it's too late.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did a movie about it. It was called the Hangover. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I think everybody would be fine with that now, you know, into extent would be fine with it. But at least accepting the. This lie.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Look, we've all made serious errors in our lives. We just put your head down. You just get back to work. And you know what? In a week, everybody's gone to something else.

[Michael Turley]

Correct.

[Lieutenant Dan]

It's like there's Kardashians. Everybody forgets in a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what's interesting about that thing last night is I've never been to a large event that was made for tv.

[Michael Turley]

Stage stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. And so the guy from the Hangover was there, the Chinese guy.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very cool. He did a great intro. And they had this. They had all these different things going on. And Ryan Seacrest and Paul Abdul were MCs and. And just cameras everywhere.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Pony show, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I felt like I was at the Academy Awards.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I've been to the MTV Awards out there, and it's crazy.

[Michael Turley]

They pump up the crowd beforehand when they're coming back. And everything in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the product plugs. Capital One's got this going on for Susie up in the upper right corners. We're bringing her up to the main stage. Throw the light on Susie and then the TV screens. And she's so happy. And Capital One. So happy. And did I tell you how great Capital One is? And Capital One kicks ass. I mean, it was just. Yeah. Ryan Seacrest. Yeah. I felt like I was watching an episode of American Idol. And Turley. I've got a question.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So these festivals that have a lot of bookings, like, you know, there's six acts and one night or seven in the stage rotates so it's a half moon in the backside. Is the other stage getting prepped so they can flip it around and then the next act's ready. Fleetwood Max, done. Yay, Fleetwood Mac. They hit the button. Stage starts spinning. It's a different stage. Right. Why don't they roll right into the next one? What are they doing? I mean, it was 30 minute breaks between these sets.

[Michael Turley]

My guess is so in between. And then what do they just have? Nothing. No entertainment or anything like that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going, but just nothing Big. But I mean, so when the backside of the stage is behind the curtain, they could be prepping that stage, which they are in the sound and the audio and all the engineering. You know, normally at these shows when they do the switch out, it takes a while. But I don't. Since they've got two stages that are on a rotation, I don't see why, why it has the same ladder if.

[Michael Turley]

It'S, if it's live tv, yeah, it'll be that quick. But this is taped. Yeah, but it's all taped so they can take their time.

[JD Ryan]

They have red carpet, they have backstage interviews, they have all kinds of stuff to fill the time to make the broadcast. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And we're broadcasting, in fact, right now. We're about to go out of a break.

[Lieutenant Dan]

JD we are in fact, 11:40. We got about 20, 20 minutes left. John Clay Wolf Show. John is in Vegas, we're in Texas. And more of it coming up right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

1, 2, 1, 2, 3. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com People.

[JD Ryan]

Don'T seem to like JB, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Call toll free, 1-800-800- RADIO. God Almighty, have some talent. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Wow, Pablo, that was mean spirited.

[JD Ryan]

What do you mean? I didn't say it.

[Michael Turley]

Elliot.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Elliot said it, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Elliot said it, apparently. Where is Elliot?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

You know, where is he? Oh, he's in the green room. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come here, Elliot. Elliot's our show coach.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, he's our show kind of director, radio guru.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reads all the ratings, figures out what we're doing well and what we're doing.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Bad down to the second. What when people tune in? When they tune out. When we say certain words, people tune out.

[JD Ryan]

You ought to know, John, I'm never further than arm's length away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you say that when I yell at people like Turley, if I'm yelling at Charlie, people tune out. And I. I've heard otherwise. They think that that's funny.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, I said, would you yell at Pre K? People tune out. We've lost a beat or two like that over the days. When you yell at Turley, people just turn kind of sour. But it don't matter. They'll come back as soon as you talk about the trucks from Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said it.

[JD Ryan]

That perks them right up. And I tell you, this morning, you being in Vegas, you got a solid extra 5 meters for the past hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

People like to fantasize vicariously.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, like sitting next to those high dollar prostitutes at the bar last night.

[JD Ryan]

Bing. 3 meters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so sex does sell. Well, hell yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Take it from a radio guru like me, Alias.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Ellie. It's good to see you, man.

[JD Ryan]

Keep up the good work, guys.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Thank you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to speak to Satan.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. Oh, you're there in Sin City.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, he really ought to be with you. Oh, there he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

I'll tell you, man, do you sound like you're having too much fun down there.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Too much fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this your setting? Sin City?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No, no, but I. I visit quite often. I've got a house in North Vegas.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, really? Surprised me.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Sure, I know, it's great. It's a. The mortgage is pretty cheap and I'm still close enough to the Strip. A lot of souls on an early Sunday morning. Yeah, you can catch them fresh off the poker table.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, our new. Our new office is right next to us. It's in the middle of all the car dealerships. But then Jackpot Jonies is. Is in the same strip that we're in, which is a casino.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, I know it well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it well. And then to the right, the New Hope Church is right there as well.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Yeah, we. We kind of split the difference, the New Hope Church and I. Oh, all those car dealerships. Who works there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gambling Liars.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Car salesman.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, boy.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Car salesman in Vegas. Friday. Friday's not when I get them. No, Friday's when I get them started. Oh, they've got a paycheck. Yeah, they're headed down to the watering hole.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Well, how do we know about that?

[Rush Limbaugh]

Do some wholesome activities. Drink some beer, play some pool. Bet a few bucks on the game.

[Lieutenant Dan]

You like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

By.

[Rush Limbaugh]

By Saturday afternoon, I've got them in debt and thirsty again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

And they're going into that Capital One card. Can't run out of beer on a Saturday.

[Lieutenant Dan]

I often wondered if ATM machines are part of your doing.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Oh, sure, yeah. Yeah. It wasn't my idea.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Oh, it wasn't?

[Rush Limbaugh]

No. That was Einstein's deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, if I'm sitting at the table, right, and I'm out of money and I want more, I want to keep going. How do I get it? What's. How does a marker work?

[Michael Turley]

You can set it up with your room if you got a card on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

That's just.

[Michael Turley]

It's not the smartest thing to do, but, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they charge vig on that? I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I've never done that. I usually. Whatever's in my pocket. If it's out, then I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[Michael Turley]

You only want to gamble with what you got in your pocket. You start pulling out the card, then that's when you got a problem.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Bad sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I brought 500 and I have no money.

[Lieutenant Dan]

What you spend the next hour.

[Michael Turley]

You have no money in your pocket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now however would you spend the next hour? However, my wife has chips of about 700. There you go. But I was thinking about stopping back on the way back to the room and not going up to the room and stuff. Playing a little bit by myself. So I need to get some money.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Wise choice.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

What's your game of choice?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the worst odds in the house. And it's silly and stupid, but it's roulette.

[Michael Turley]

You just like to be able to sit there and chat with everybody. It's a fun. That's, that's, that's the best part. You don't really have to think in that game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what roulette is to me. It's wholesale car business. It's the same thing. And you lay all these bets out and you lose on a bunch of them and you're dragging back with the profit is what you're looking for. So if you have a hundred dollars out in different bets then you know, you bring back 110. You lost a lot of bets but you won more. And that's, that's what I do. So I'm used to that because that's what we do with the cars all the time. We lose all the time but we win more than we lose.

[Michael Turley]

I think you would like craps too though.

[JD Ryan]

I was just thinking that. Man.

[Michael Turley]

You really would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Those hard way bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time I go to a crabs table, I wind up. It moves so quick. I. It just doesn't last. I set it a roulette wheel and last for hours. Just stay craps table. I'm out in 30 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you got to stay focused on one thing. If you start spreading it all around and going crazy. Yeah. That you're done real quick. Six and eight. Six and eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

I'm telling you. Six and eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gambling tips is the field bet no good.

[Michael Turley]

Once in a while when you feel it, you just kind of see how the. See how the dice have been rolling and then you feel that once in a while. Well so the marker, if it hits on there, you're winning six and eight. So yeah, I mean it's. Yeah, it's the easiest one to do. And it's best odds, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

6 and 8 on the craft sport.

[Michael Turley]

Occasionally play the field occasionally, not all the time, but because it wins nice when it hits. But you got to see how the table's rolling. And I'm telling you, your wife will love rolling that dice, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gets exciting.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. When you've got a hot table, it's fun, real fun. You just got to find the right place to do it perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just go, don't. You just go through. You get caught up in the excitement, and then you really blow.

[Michael Turley]

But that's why you stay focused on just a couple things. Six and eights or. Or the field once in a while. You don't have to go crazy. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. You get caught up in the excitement.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Screw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbaugh]

Do you have a game, John? It's not about how much you spend. Let it go. You're paying for entertainment. Have a great time. And if. If you should happen to run out of money, what happened? Well, you. You charge it to your room like Turley said. Now, that's. That's considered a cash advance as opposed.

[John Clay Wolf]

To a credit like what we did. What we did with Boots.

[Rush Limbaugh]

You're gonna pay a slightly higher percentage on the repay, if you have to repay at all. Sometimes. Sometimes you're unable. Well, if you get down to that state, I want you to know you can always come to me. I'll be happy to help because that's what I do. It's all about making relationships.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Ladies and gentlemen, Satan, live from Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Prince of darkness. He's always. So. LSU is playing Louisiana Tech today. They're gonna kill him.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that game last week?

[Michael Turley]

Tcu, Ohio State. Yeah. Man, they hung in there for three quarters, and then they just couldn't hang with the big guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you hand the ball to the offense, when the defensive tackle instead of your running back and he takes off for the other end, that hurts.

[Michael Turley]

Turnover is not good. Right? Can't make mistakes when you play a top five team like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about lsu? That was awesome as a dog in that game. A pretty big dog. And they beat him. Them.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. That was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put a little money in there. Yeah, it was good. Oh, you. L. There's gonna be some big games coming up here. I'm. I'm enjoying college.

[Michael Turley]

Number third's looking really good. Lsu, Alabama, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not watch the Texans. Did they lose?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the Saints lose? Does anybody know?

[Michael Turley]

The Saints won. They came. No, no, they came back against Cleveland because remember the. The Browns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that last night?

[Michael Turley]

No, the Saints beat the Browns last week because they didn't have a kicker. Kicker missed three field goals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then this past Thursday, was Lieutenant Dan kicking for him?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, pretty much. Then this past Thursday, they're down 14 to nothing near the end of the second quarter. And Baker Mayfield enters the game and he actually looked pretty good, John. I think. I think he's going to be like Tony Romo. He ain't going to win you championship. He's going to make some. Some mistake mistakes. But he's also going to advance the ball. You'll win, you'll get some playoff games and you know, it's a good quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kid that walked on two schools, couldn't get a scholarship, right?

[Michael Turley]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then he winds up with the Heisman and he's got a pro deal. First draft, Right.

[Michael Turley]

Number one pick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that says a lot for the scouting system.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the recruiting system.

[Michael Turley]

Recruiting system, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, these guys really have it pegged.

[Michael Turley]

Well, look at Romo. He was undrafted and he turned out to be a pretty good quarterback.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mayfield wanted to go to tcu, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They wouldn't have him. Yeah. So he goes to Tech to walk onto a play and then OU wakes up.

[Michael Turley]

He walked on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Who the hell. That's the damnedest story of the past 20 years, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

If he.

[JD Ryan]

Very close.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If he keeps his head straight and becomes an adequate quarterback, it's a great story for the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that, that. That in Arkansas last year when he was running from the police and they caught him in the angle tackle against the wall.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That was quite embarrassing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of embarrassing, good job, Chad Morris. You know, I know you were in for the SMU Mustangs and you were there for life and you're going to turn that program around until two years later, Arkansas came along and offered you more money. That didn't last long. And then you go to Arkansas and get the hell beat out of you by North Texas Turleys. Turley's Turleys.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. That was awesome. And that great fake punt which they have now made illegal, if you've seen it, everybody saw it. Where he didn't. Didn't do a fair catch, but came in, everybody thought he had.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Everybody thought he'd done it. And then he stands there for a second. Everybody got turned.

[Michael Turley]

Well, because you're giving up your body and they don't want anybody to die on the field because somebody's gonna actually just go full force field and smack you because.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah, had he gotten hit at that moment, he would have gotten seriously hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Correct.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Because he was just standing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he would have been hurt as bad as Boots.

[JD Ryan]

Almost definitely worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost definitely worse.

[Lieutenant Dan]

Yeah. Boots didn't get hurt.

[Michael Turley]

10 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need put to post that that tackle of Baker Mayfield up and say, this is Boots in Vegas. All right, we'll see y' all next Saturday. Give me the vin.com. we're open all day till 4 o' clock and buying these cars like candy bars all over it and come pick them up. Pay on the barrel head later.

[JD Ryan]

Locker out.

[John Clay Wolf]

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