#167 John Clay Wolfe Show 09.29.18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #167 Summary

Air Date: September 29, 2018
Podcast Description: John Clay Wolfe and crew deliver an unscripted, humorous romp through cars, sports, pop culture, radio industry stories, drugs, and rock & roll—plus unpredictable call-ins and a fair share of workplace ball-busting.

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Main Theme & Episode Purpose

This episode blends the show’s signature car-buying business with lively banter about sports (NFL, college football), radio industry shakeups, celebrity news, and raunchy, real-life stories. The hosts riff on the absurdities of careers, relationships, and everyday culture, all with a Texas edge and a heavy dose of improv-style back-and-forth.

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Key Topics & Discussion Breakdown

1. Show Open – Fall Energy, Sports, and Sleep Schedules

• The crew jokes about the arrival of autumn, time changes, and being thrown off by the prospect of losing an hour for daylight savings.
  • (01:37) JD Ryan: “It’s hittin’ weather, buddy.”
  • (02:18) JD on time changes: “…it used to be a dramatic occurrence in your life, especially in spring?”
  • (02:26) JD: “It used to me really bad. It’s a great excuse to be late for the first few days.”
• Las Vegas trip stories kick off: late nights, iHeartRadio event, Justin Bieber sightings.

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2. NFL & Music Nostalgia: Rams, Vikings, Rap Songs in Sports

• Conversations about L.A. Rams, JD's secret football allegiances, and 80s team “fight songs” (e.g., “Just Ram It”).
• Teasing and good-natured poking about team histories and relocations.
• (04:44) JD: “What was the deal in the 80s with wrestlers and professional athletes… who told them they should rap?”
• (05:03) Bobbo: “They have to rap. Of course.”

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3. Ecstasy & Techno Club Stories

• Bobbo shares a bad experience with ecstasy at a rave, including hallucinations and dancing under a dreamcatcher.
  • (07:06) Bobbo: “Had some big thing like that… a dream catcher. I remember just being underneath it the whole time, dancing and seeing different colors.”
• The group laughs about reasons people stay up all night at clubs.

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4. Football Updates & Tony Romo’s “A Football Life”

• Sidebar on Tony Romo’s NFL documentary and Romo’s father (as a running bit/character).
• Pre K, a DJ on staff, weighs in as a Raiders fan, sparking jokes about team loyalty, old English malt liquor, and suburban upbringings.
  • (09:03) Bobbo: “You know, got into the gangster stuff before I got into sports.”

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5. Car Dealer Logistics & Absurdities

• John describes the chaos of preparing for vehicle auctions, the nightmares of switching to new operating systems, and logistical insanity.
  • (11:24) John: “I mean, you might as well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam!”
  • Details about why car auction order matters (color, type, mileage), and the “show” of auctions.

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6. Live Calls – Car Buying, Local Stations, and Value Haggles

• Multiple listeners call in to get price quotes for their vehicles, from heavy-duty Ford trucks to a BMW 3-series.
• Frequent negotiation banter—$45,000 not enough for a Ford F350, for example.
  • (13:49) John: “45 grand, does that sound right?”
• Baton Rouge listeners complain about missing the show signal; on-air troubleshooting ensues.

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7. Radio Industry Deaths & The Brutal Business

• Discussion of Dallas radio figures (Terry Dorsey, Kidd Kraddick, Jody Dean) and the grim realities of getting let go in radio.
  • (17:00) Baba: “Normally, they say, can you come into my office right after the show on Friday?”
• Baba tells his story of being fired six months into a three-year contract, getting paid for two and a half years to do nothing.
  • (18:07) John: “You just got a check in the mail?”
  • (18:36) Baba: “I traveled, I saw the… hung out with my kids in Florida, went to the everywhere. It was fun.”

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8. Jody Dean, Getting Shot by Women, and Family Stories

• Lighthearted but dark stories about regionally famous radio personalities being shot by exes, including Uncle Roy’s wife shooting him through a door.
• Baba’s caution about telling too much detail, and John’s penchant for over-sharing.

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9. Vegas Debauchery, Hookers, & iHeart Music Festival

• John recaps the iHeartRadio Festival: star sightings, weird musical pairings, and nonchalant encounters with high-end escorts.
  • (44:25) John: “I did sit in a bar next to two high-dollar hookers. Now I understand… these gals were like, not trashy, and not cheap looking.”
• Discussion about Little John’s pay for a cameo (“Was it $25k? $100k?”).

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10. DJ Names & Behind-the-Curtain Radio Stories

• The crew riff on cheesy radio names (“Miles in the Morning,” “Mama Lockaboo Boo Day”) and reminisce about their own radio alter-egos.
• Baba explains how JD became “JD.”

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11. Cultural Clashes & Office Chaos

• Uncle Norman, a Puerto Rican auction worker, discusses cultural pride in labor and his path from PR to the U.S.
• Jokes about hiring, logistics, and Mexican vs. white work habits unfold with tongue-in-cheek political incorrectness.

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12. Participation Trophies & School Policies

• News story: History teacher fired for giving zeroes to students who turned in no assignments, despite policy requiring a minimum 50%.
  • (62:54) Baba: “Participation trophies. Get a 50% even if you don’t turn anything in.”
• John shares experience with public school tardy policies and getting sent to court for his kids being late.

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13. Car Lightning Round & Norm’s Shady Mechanic Tips

• John takes rapid-fire car-value calls, joking about junkers, bodywork, and estimating repairs: “If your wife was Espanola… and she had a brother who owned a body shop…”

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14. Gambling, Sports Books, and Betting Lines Explained

• In-depth Q&A about how Vegas sports books and odds-setting work, featuring a listener who clearly knows his stuff.
• Extended riffing on football bet lines, Alabama’s blowout game, and John’s confusion about sports betting mechanics.

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15. Relationship and Sexcapade Stories (Aftershow)

• A raw, explicit segment about “crazy lovers,” Latino teenage marriage customs, the best (and wildest) lovers, anecdotal relationship chaos, and jealous exes.
• Norman recounts an adolescent relationship with an insatiable “succubus,” chased by her brother with an axe, and muses that “too much of anything can be crazy.”
• (161:11) Norman: “If you got too much of one thing, you’re gonna go crazy.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments with Timestamps

• On Radio Firings/Contracts:
  • Baba: “…never stepped foot in the building. It was the greatest two and a half years of my life.” — (18:36)
• On Ecstasy at Raves:
  • Bobbo: “I remember just being underneath [the dreamcatcher] the whole time, dancing and seeing different colors.” — (07:09)
• On Car Auction Logistics:
  • John: “…you might as well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam!” — (11:24)
• On Las Vegas Hookers:
  • John: “I just wonder what these women’s parents thought… these gals were like, not trashy, and not cheap looking.” — (44:25)
• On Getting Paid to Not Work:
  • Baba: “I traveled…fun.” — (18:36)
• Participation Trophies:
  • Baba: “Participation trophies…" — (62:54)
• Radio Names Origin Story:
  • Baba: “I made it up, literally.” — (31:58)
• On Over-the-Top Lovers:
  • Norman: “The worst enemy for a man is abundance of anything. If you got too much of one thing, you’re gonna go crazy… I couldn’t take it.” — (161:13-161:29)

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Important/Telling Segments (Timestamps)

• (25:02–29:03): Vegas stories, iHeart Music Festival, Little John’s pay
• (62:37–63:49): Fired teacher for giving zeroes, John’s school tardy story
• (110:54–117:06): Sports book and betting lines explained
• (143:09–161:30): Aftershow: wild sexual tales, crazy lovers, marriage customs

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Overall Tone & Language

Highly irreverent, quick-witted, blue-collar and mischievous. The hosts are fearless in being politically incorrect, mixing crude or wild stories with clever, radio-savvy commentary. Musical, sports, and car dealer topics are sprinkled with regional color (Texas and Louisiana references) and affectionate jabs among colleagues.

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For New Listeners

If you're new to the John Clay Wolfe Show, this episode is a great introduction to the team's chemistry. Expect a blend of car business, sports, pop culture, and “Texas bar stool” humor, with detours into wild stories that blur the lines between real life and satire.

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Extra: Calls and Quotes

• On Sports Betting:

  • Caller (explaining Vegas odds): “You’d have to actually lay 110 to win 100. So if you physically bet 100, you’d only get back like 92 or 93.” — (112:39)

• On High-End Car Quotes:

  • John: “I buy them all the time. I buy them all the time.” — (76:31)

• On Aftershow Ratings:

  • Baba: “This has been the raunchiest after show...” — (165:27)

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Listen for:
Ballsy dealership stories, inside radio industry jokes, high/low cultural contrasts, and the kind of banter and self-deprecating humor you’d find in an unfiltered weekend garage hangout.

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(End of Summary)

Transcript

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[Announcer]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Mr. J.D. ryan on lead guitar. Michael Turley drums and. Play it, boys. Play it center stage. Hi, y', all, my name is Bob. If it's Saturday morning, must be time for the John Clay Wolf show. I. I got. I got one word for you, J.D.

[Baba]

Yes. What would that be? Oh, boy, oh, boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm excited, man. About first week of fall, and this is official. I checked my calendar.

[Baba]

Is it already really?

[Bobbo]

It's hitting weather, buddy. Hitting weather.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if I imagine this in a dream or something. I swear. What I thought I heard somebody utter this week, those dreaded words, time change. It's not until November. It's not till November. So I woke up this morning thinking, okay, I gotta save up for it, you know? Okay. Spring forward, fall back, get an extra hour.

[Baba]

It'll be all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but it's.

[Baba]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not coming for a long, long time. So now, now those. Those fine folks listening to our program on this early Saturday morning who may still be snoozing themselves now, they heard somebody say, time change too. Yeah. Haunt them for a while. Is this a dramatic occurrence in your life, especially in spring?

[Baba]

So we're a month away.

[J.D. Ryan]

You lose an hour.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

In spring. Does that just throw you off for days and days?

[John Clay Wolf]

Me?

[Baba]

No. Why would it?

[J.D. Ryan]

An hour. It used to me really bad. It's a great excuse to be late for the first few days.

[Baba]

That's what John did last weekend in Las Vegas. It's way too early. It's the same time as if you'd gotten up in Dallas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, you don't live out there, dude. You've been out there two days.

[Baba]

I know he was out there. He was out there partying.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you talking about?

[Baba]

It's a lot earlier when you've been up all night at the iHeartRadio convention in concert, hanging out with Justin Bieber. Lake.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've got a jam packed crazy program for you this morning and all of you joining in with us. I hope you're enjoying football season. I know I am. Are you really Rams in prime time versus the Vikings? Did you catch this game at all?

[Norman]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Well, Was that amazing?

[Bobbo]

JD's a huge sports.

[Baba]

Vikings are just. No.

[Bobbo]

Do you know where the Vikings play?

[Baba]

Yes, of course. They have this big ship.

[Bobbo]

No, they do.

[Baba]

They came ashore. I have seen the video.

[Bobbo]

What about Rams? What is this?

[Baba]

Everybody knows Los Angeles well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, look at that.

[Baba]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Baba]

I actually thought I was wrong. I thought they'd moved.

[Bobbo]

No, they moved back, actually.

[Baba]

They moved back. See, I was right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll tell you something about me and this. This generally disappoints my. My friends and neighbors in Cowboys nation, you know, around this part of the great state of Texas. You know, we're all either Cowboys fans or Texans fans or both. I've been a secret Rams fan, really, since the second grade. Since Heaven Can Wait with Warren Beatty when he wore the uniform and was a smashing great quarterback.

[Baba]

Totally.

[J.D. Ryan]

All through the St. Louis years. Love Kurt Warner and Mike Martz.

[Baba]

Brilliant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amazing.

[Baba]

So they did move.

[J.D. Ryan]

Best show on turf. Yeah.

[Baba]

And they moved back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Okay, just checking. Yeah, go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

But nobody stays in la. There's a reason for that, you know, have you. If you've seen enough episodes of Curb youb Enthusiasm, you have to go back live in New York for the, you know, for summertime and come back to la. Perfect weather all the time. And who wouldn't want to play football in the West Coast?

[Baba]

Who wouldn't? Los Angeles, man.

[Bobbo]

This is their fight song back in the 80s.

[Norman]

Who?

[Bobbo]

The Los Angeles Rams.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It may be.

[Bobbo]

Well, listen to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Just ram it.

[Baba]

Ram it. Too many punchlines.

[J.D. Ryan]

What was the deal in the 80s with wrestlers and professional athletes who told them they should.

[Baba]

Yeah, remember the Super Bowl Shuffle?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

With the Chicago Bears, all that stuff.

[Bobbo]

They have to rap. Of course.

[Baba]

Was this somebody from the football team doing this?

[Bobbo]

Jackie Slater.

[John Clay Wolf]

So get on your feet and clap your hands. Let's ram it right now with la.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just ram it.

[Baba]

Ram it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ram it.

[Baba]

Ram it.

[Norman]

In la.

[Baba]

Man, some circles you'd be in a lot of trouble for saying that.

[Bobbo]

I mean, just the 80s are so bad.

[Baba]

So bad. But this is perfect songs. If you never told somebody when this was from and you played it, they were mid-80s. Yeah, mid-80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

It makes sense.

[Baba]

That sound like leaf gear in the background. Didn't the Cowboys do one too? At some point? They did some kind of song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't Charlie Pride do a Dallas Cowboys?

[Baba]

Charlie Pride? Absolutely did a Dallas Cowboy song. Sure did.

[Bobbo]

I say we need to bring it back for the. What are we in now? The 2018 or whatever they 18s. 18s now. Yeah, the fight song for football teams. Although it. You know what happened with that then?

[Baba]

What?

[Bobbo]

It'd be more of like, you know.

[Baba]

Something for the cowboys.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, no, more something techno.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Kind of. This kind of beat.

[Baba]

Yeah. Be tech techno. You ever been? I know you have, Michael. Been to a techno club.

[Bobbo]

Oh, a raid.

[Baba]

Oh, nice.

[Bobbo]

I'm a 90 sound.

[Baba]

Well, I dated a girl who's much younger once and we went to several of those. You just go all night? The same exact note.

[Bobbo]

Well, you know why you're going all night, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

All night?

[Baba]

Well, there's reasons.

[Bobbo]

Ecstasy. Yes.

[Baba]

Did you ever did it?

[Bobbo]

One time. It was a bad experience.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

Why was it bad? Oh, that's a long story.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you end up just sitting in the corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ecstasy.

[Baba]

Not loons.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it was.

[Bobbo]

You ended up in a corner. That's where I ended up. At least in this instance. Looking at. They had some weird. I don't know what it was called, like a. Like, we know those Indian things or. You wish under.

[Baba]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Had some big thing like that. And I was dream catcher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Dream catcher. Yeah. Yeah. I remember just being underneath it the whole time, dancing and seeing different colors.

[Baba]

And I don't think you had. I think you had lewds.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was ecstasy. Oh, yeah.

[Bobbo]

And then you end up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's.

[Bobbo]

There's other stories I can't talk about on the air.

[Baba]

No, sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't.

[Baba]

No, play this song. Bring the music up. So, Baba, why don't you tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

To the stadium, driving my car.

[Baba]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Going to the locker room and put on my Star with blue Star.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that the Cowboys rap?

[Baba]

Yeah, it's about as good as the one on the LA Rams a moment ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Prek's here.

[Baba]

He can.

[J.D. Ryan]

He can probably rap.

[Baba]

Speaking of football, you were telling me they're Tony Romo. I don't know if Tony Romo's dad's coming in later or not, but you were saying. Yeah, there's some kind of show on right now about Tony Romo's life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, NFL Films has done some great specials for the NFL Network, if you haven't. And yeah, Tony Romo, A Life in Football. A Life in Football premiered last night and I. I did not get to see it, but maybe Romero will have something to say about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, his dad, actually. It was actually pretty good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Dj. Are you a Rams dj? Pr. Are you A Rams fan or. Or Raiders fan, Man, I'm a big Raiders fan, man. It's Raiders. I can't believe that. That really surprises me, being a white.

[Bobbo]

Black guy and he's wearing a chief's hat right now. That's a rival.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, like, bandwagon, baby. If all the rap guys didn't love the Raiders, would you love. Not love. I mean, when did you fall in love with the Raiders? I mean, you know, of course, you.

[Bobbo]

Know, they had the whole NWA thing going on. You know, they're a Bay Area team. I got a lot of love for the Bay Area.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's really. You know, I probably, you know, started.

[Bobbo]

Following them and, you know, the mid.

[John Clay Wolf]

2000, when they was. Really. Before you realized you were a black white kid or back when you were just white.

[Bobbo]

I mean, this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was whenever I was in full swing. Okay. You know, I mean, yeah, I actually.

[Bobbo]

You know, got into the gangster stuff before I got into sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[Baba]

You were a gangster?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a straight up G, man.

[Baba]

I had no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did you transition from poor white bre braced kid to gangster? In Hazel, Texas, man, I got that first sip of old English, man. You know? What is old English, Charlie?

[Bobbo]

That is a beer malt liquor.

[Baba]

One sip and you became this person.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it takes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you, man, y' all kids.

[Bobbo]

Coming up, stay away from that old.

[Baba]

E. You woke up as a normal white kid. And by noon.

[Bobbo]

By noon, man, I was smoking blunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sipping on Foties, baby. I had Mickey's big mouth at a young age. Oh, yeah. And I like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's funny that it took all these years for the. For the white boy beer makers to realize how much people like that, because just three years ago is when they started those big twist off big mouths on Miller Light and Bud Light, Gorge Light and all that. And, man, they're sucking the head off them. Take it to the head. Take it to the head. And that stuff will get you lit. The.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

No, but the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The 18s with the twist offs and the big mouth. Why is that?

[Baba]

What's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why do you get drunken when you drink out of a funnel?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's 50% more beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

It goes faster.

[Baba]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's smoother. It. It's. I mean, it's like taking beer shots, not sipping. It's the same thing with the bottles. It'll come out faster than the cans. You got to know these things when you're a serious beer Drinker. You've been off the. You've been out of the game too long.

[Baba]

Way too long. I wasn't a big beer guy anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean I wouldn't have.

[Baba]

I went through a beer phase. That's cute that you're in the beer phase.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I was up till 2 o' clock last night here at the office.

[Baba]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Numbering cars for the auction lane.

[Baba]

Oh, for the auction coming up Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wednesday we're splitting into two lanes and. And it's just a disaster from a. From a logistics point of view. And we've just converted to a new. We've been working on this for two years, a new operating system. And we just lit it up so. And it automatically like handles the logistics for the auction numbering. It talks to the auction and. Oh my God, it's just. I mean, you might as well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam.

[Baba]

And for those that don't know, it's important the way the cars flow. The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the Corvettes need. The white ones need to run with the white ones and the black ones need to run with the black ones. And the Corvettes need to be with the Corvettes and the big diesels need to be with the big diesels in the right order at the right time with the right carfax information in the right miles. And there's a way to look at all this stuff and it's got to flow properly. And it's like putting together a 400 piece puzzle. Hello? Hello?

[Bobbo]

Somebody hit the key.

[Caller]

Hello, Central Standard Time.

[Baba]

You're like a Broadway play director.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are. You're writing, you're playing literally a show.

[Baba]

It is a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

At this time I want the. Yeah, the Cue the dancers, dancing stallions to come through. But I want the pink one first. Sure. And then the blue one and then that real young one and then we'll slide that old one in there. But it's got good teeth.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, so it. What we're talking about is numbering and organizing cars for an auction run. And it takes. Hello, good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

Yeah, time to flip out of this 350 Ford.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Into a dually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what, what year is it?

[Caller]

2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

F250 or 350?

[Caller]

It's a F350 King Ranch. 21,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Pardon me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Oh, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Four wheel drive does. So if it's the F350 is a single rear wheel or a dual reel.

[Caller]

Single wheel. Well, and I want to get into a dual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, where do you live?

[Caller]

I live in Athens, Texas. But right now I'm in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oops. You're.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're where?

[Caller]

I'm in Dallas right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Looking for a truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a long bed or a short?

[Caller]

It's a long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

16, 17, 18, 17's first year, new body style, 20,000 miles. 45 grand. Does that sound right? 45 grand, does that sound right?

[Caller]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

45 grand. No, what sounds right?

[Caller]

Pardon me? Oh, she's just. When you talk, it's. It's kind of grumbled.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will give 45, 000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it?

[Caller]

No, it wouldn't buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doesn't sound like you couldn't hear me clear the first time. The first time I mumbled and we got to the exact same point. So what's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, well, what I'm. What I'm looking for is 50 flip out of it. Or you got. If you got a dually that I can flip can do the same thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not sell cars. I just buy them. But go to. Give me the vi in the vin. You can put your plate in there or your VIN number. Send us a couple of pictures of this truck put on there. It takes 50 grand to buy it. Let me look at it. We'll try to get it bought. I don't think we'll get to 50.

[Caller]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the air. Oh, hello. Who are you? What you got?

[Caller]

Haven't seen if you guys are on in Baton Rouge today.

[John Clay Wolf]

We should be. Are we not?

[Caller]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you might check on that. Thank you for the heads up. We'll be right back. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back Arson radio. Good morning, everyone.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show for the number one show in hospitals and on Sinking Riverboat Casino.

[Announcer]

Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Typical acoustic mom for an agent in the field.

[Announcer]

This is is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, JD Was there another death in the Dallas Fort Worth Radio Celebrity Radio?

[Baba]

Yeah, man. We're getting down to it's. It's the point where the family's gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry Dorsey's gone. Kid Cradock passed away. But he's still alive on the air.

[Baba]

He's still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in a meeting one day about two years ago and they're talking about kid this and kid that. I was like, y' all know he's dead, right?

[Norman]

Yeah.

[Baba]

You read the paper, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He passed. It's been five years.

[Baba]

No, no, no, no, no, no, he didn't. Anyway, Crack in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

They talk to him like he's still alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he. I think.

[Baba]

What if they still call the Dorsey show, You know, Dorsey in the morning? Except he's dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they'll keep calling the morning show over on that other station, the Jody Dean show?

[Baba]

No, probably not.

[Bobbo]

Now, he didn't die, did he?

[Baba]

No, he did not die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's make sure he didn't die. And they're just not telling anybody.

[Baba]

From what I heard, he was on the radio and said his goodbye. They allowed him to say his goodbyes, which was very polite.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys in the radio business, man, that's a tough gig.

[Baba]

He's a tough kid. It's so tough. Well, in this day and age, nobody makes huge salaries anymore. They just.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're J.D. ryan. Dude. That used to. That used to mean something.

[Baba]

Yeah. See, I knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, Satan, what are you doing with all these radio people?

[Baba]

You had something to do with all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you kill them off?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'll tell you. With the Jody Dean thing.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, he had me up all night Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just talking, but you know how he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talks people out of town. Jody Dean is a local radio personality in Dallas for God, since the seventies. He was a. Anyway, he's a. He's a big name around here for a long time. And he got the whack job this week.

[Baba]

I don't wanna.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't wanna put too much information out that the general public might not understand or care about. This has been coming for a while. It was very graceful for them to let it, because what's he gonna do? This is why they fire you all of a sudden after the show on Friday mornings, usually without warning. Right. You know, what's he gonna say?

[Baba]

Yeah, they normally say, what's he gonna say? Can you come into my office right after the show on Friday? That's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's he supposed to say?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, he was. He didn't follow my suggestion at all.

[Baba]

What was your suggestion?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I told him to play some Metallica backwards.

[Baba]

That would have done it too.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just 45 seconds worth of Inner Sandman backwards. You know, I'm on there. That's my first big guest appearance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did not know that was you, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you got fired from CBS.

[Baba]

Which time?

[John Clay Wolf]

But yeah, you had just signed a New contract.

[Baba]

Oh, that time. Yes. We had just signed a three year contract. We were six months into a three year contract.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Baba]

It was the greatest.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they told you, you. They needed your security clearance and your parking pass.

[Baba]

Yep. I mean, we'd been there.

[John Clay Wolf]

They needed your lanyard.

[Baba]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how long did you get, how long did you get paid after that?

[Baba]

2 and a half years.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just got a check in the mail.

[Baba]

I got an annual. I got a bonus every year. And I got a raise every year. A big raise every year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that was in your contract.

[Baba]

Because it was in the contract. It was already written in. I never stepped foot in the building. It was the greatest two and a half years of my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you work anywhere else during that time?

[Baba]

No. You could not work on the radio anywhere else?

[Norman]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could you work as a. As a nudist that wears flowered shirts and goes to the beach?

[Baba]

You could absolutely do that. As long as they didn't catch you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's you.

[Baba]

Yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just got paid for two and a half years?

[Baba]

Just. I traveled, I saw the. Hung out with my kids in Florida, went to the everywhere. It was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they ever call you and say, hey man, we need your help on a remote. We need a roadie? I mean, did you not legally have to do anything?

[Baba]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

If they would have asked you to do something that's not being an air personality, would you legally had to do it?

[Baba]

Nope, because my contract specifically said pay or play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who wrote this contract?

[Baba]

That's the fun part is their lawyers wrote this contract.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

They just didn't imagine that six months later they'd pull the button.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think Jody Dean's contract looks like?

[Baba]

He's probably the same thing. So that's why I've been coming to the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why he didn't start barking on the air. The reason he didn't call him a bunch of no. Absolutely a bunch of no good mfers is because he's going to the house he's going to keep getting paid for.

[Baba]

Well, I'm sure there's the separation deal. Yeah. Six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't it be easier just to whack them, though?

[Baba]

You've been watching too much, dude.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's funny you mentioned that, John.

[Caller]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And being the prince of darkness, that's always in my wheelhouse. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I've been trying to actually talk him out of it. He was very cool on the. On his program yesterday morning.

[Baba]

Yeah, he was very what I hear.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Talk him out of what?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

JDS and I'm not talking about our JD, okay? I'm talking about Mr. Dean's getting a little unhinged. I'm a little worried about Jody.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

What?

[Baba]

But behind the scenes, it's not Mr. Calm and Cool Collected.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know what he does?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

When he. When he really freaks out, when he gets all stressed out, he starts eating Almond Joys that Wednesday night. All night. I'm talking. The guy has gone through, like £11. You would never know of chocolate covered almonds and coconut. His digestive tract right now is just nuclear.

[Baba]

Sometimes you feel like a nut.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I hope he gets over this. It's not a healthy thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[Baba]

So the radio business is brutal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, 800.

[Baba]

Especially now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we get. You know, I'm on this radio rags, and you get. You get those deals every day. This guy's fired, that guy's fired.

[Baba]

Everybody's coming in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody that's getting paid. Anything besides Howard Stern and Rush Limbaughs getting fired at Hannity?

[Baba]

Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Baba]

There's only there. There are a few classics left. And of course, our Love Bone Jim will be here forever. They just will in Dallas Fort Worth, if you don't know them. They've been here forever, and they're the best, and they're gonna be there forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they're the last. I'm saying the big guys are getting paid big money.

[Baba]

Big, big money.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, the.

[Baba]

I know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know you're talking about the start, the big money. There's a handful of big money guys, and anybody that's like, outside of the acceptable money that's leaning towards big money is gone. They're gonna get fired. You're in a very nuclear zone. If you're getting paid even an inch more than you might think you're worth, they think it's 10 inches.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's all corporate. Yes, it's all corporate.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you've ever thought to yourself, man, I've really got it good. They're paying me. Well, you need to really start working your politics because they're thinking the same thing.

[Baba]

Right? Your next endorsement deal should be with U Haul.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're thinking it worse than you. You know, Jody Dean has something in common with our Uncle Roy. And we need to get Uncle Roy up here because they both got shot by women.

[Baba]

Okay, yes, yes, yes, yes. Jody's talked about it, so it's no big. It's not like you're breaking these secrets.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, he Got shot by what?

[Baba]

It was a. Yes, a domestic situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

Yeah, he talked about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Well, tell me.

[Baba]

I don't want to get into it. That's ugly. You've told the Uncle Roy's story. So tell that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy came home from Cat around one night late, putting his key in the door, and his wife shot him through the door and hit him in the leg.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[Baba]

Nope. I have no details of what happened with Jody Dean, so I don't know.

[Bobbo]

But a similar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it a street fight?

[Baba]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a bunch of Iranians.

[Baba]

I don't believe it was. I don't believe so.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll get to the bottom of this and more.

[Baba]

It's all alleged anyway on our show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uno momento, por favor. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us a buzz. I don't know if you've worked with one of these. We call it a microphone.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show coming to you live for the Triple D and Dubas.

[Announcer]

Call it toll free. 1-800-800- radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf from.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Triple D. Where in Dumas is that your radio impersonation for Houston?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, clear with two meters.

[Chipmunk]

Right there, boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Good morning, Elliot. How are you, caller? Line two. What's up, sub? Sub? Hello. You're on the. You're on the air. Hi. What do you have?

[Caller]

Eagle 98.1. Baton Rouge is not working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you call? I'll give you the owner's cell phone number. We can call him.

[Bobbo]

And you want to do this on the air?

[J.D. Ryan]

We're trying to contact those guys. The. Their. Their studio line is ringing off the hook. All I gets are busy down there.

[Bobbo]

How about you give it to Pre K?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not Barry Gordy. Oh, it's Gordy Rush. Let's call Gordy. Let's see if he answers.

[Bobbo]

So we're calling the owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, man.

[Caller]

I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. We're gonna talk to him.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see if Gordy answers. Sean. Hey, Gordy. He's over. What's going on? Oh, we're on. We're not on the air down there. Everybody's called and complaining. What's going on? Something's wrong. Go, Tigers. I'm in the radio station now.

[Caller]

Let me find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. He's fixing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Baba]

Right to the man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo]

But we're on the air here, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on there everywhere else. They're. They're getting ready for the big LSU game, I'm sure is there. Who are they playing today?

[Bobbo]

Actually, I believe LSU is off this weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? If they were off last weekend, too, whoever they played, they've been like 50.

[Bobbo]

Maybe they're getting ready for the Raging Cajuns game against Alabama. Yeah, that'll be a fun one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raging Cages are playing Alabama in Alabama. Oh, my God. What is the line on that?

[Bobbo]

I want you to guess the line on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

48.

[Bobbo]

You know what? How the hell did you guess that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it really 40?

[Bobbo]

48 and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. I just. Seriously, I was thinking 50, and nobody would take it 50 to that extreme. So why don't they throttle back and let the second string start and not. That's Tuscaloosa.

[Bobbo]

No, that's not Nick Saban's way.

[Baba]

They're gonna play Ole Miss Rebels tonight at 8:15.

[Bobbo]

Oh, LSU does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a big one.

[Baba]

Is that on espn?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that home or when? I did not say, and if it was, you wouldn't know how to read it anyway, sorry.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they do play tonight at 8:00 Central at home.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking about the Las Vegas airport when I was leaving last week, and my question to myself was, was, have there been more fertilized embryos leaving Las Vegas or landing in Las Vegas?

[Baba]

Why would you think that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Think about that for a minute. No, have there been more fertilized formali Embryos landing in McCarran Airport are leaving McCarran Airport now. The ones that are leaving don't know they're fertilized.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't know that they're impregnated yet. They got impregnated. They got impregnated, you know, 11 and a half hours prior. The ones that are landing have been impregnated and are coming to get married.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I love this stuff.

[Baba]

I see what you're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

See. See what he's doing? See what John's doing? Not at all thinking, salute, John Clay. Well, a man can't just sit around. You got to have your intellectual pursuit.

[Baba]

Because when I'm in the airport, all I'm doing is playing slots.

[Norman]

Yeah.

[Baba]

So you're thinking about Tommy Bahamas. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the reason I was thinking about embryos is because of those. The amount of silicone in the large breast, which obviously kicks in your male, you know, automation. And then you're like, what's going on here? Because There's a lot of boobs in this joint.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right? Not to mention the olfactory aspect thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? I. I thought the factories all went to China. 887, 234, 800, 800. But Trump's going to tariff that old factory. Bring it all back. We're going to start working here. Fertilizing here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Screw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here in America. Pick that up, J.D. you. What you do that for?

[Bobbo]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spilled all my damn coffee. God damn it. You don't even know how to do anything right.

[Baba]

I will, kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

No wonder they fired your ass.

[Baba]

Ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will sit you home. He's such a dumbass. They sent him home and kept paying him. They just didn't want him around.

[Baba]

Ladies and gentlemen, let's just. Let's just. Now John beat on the thing and everything fell over his coffee.

[Bobbo]

At least it fell on the floor.

[Baba]

Nothing to do with it.

[Bobbo]

Over here. Equipment that would only fry everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So last week in Las Vegas, before the fertilization began.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was pre fertilization ceremony at the concert, the iHeartRadio music concert. So we had the first night I talked y' all Saturday. But the second night was Justin Timberlake, Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood. Little John slides out. Okay. Out of nowhere. Out of nowhere.

[Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder what they paid him to just do that. Those two songs. 25 GS.

[Bobbo]

Oh, more than that, because they didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Use them as a billing attraction.

[J.D. Ryan]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was just. He was just a bluffer for the. For between her.

[Bobbo]

He was the dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he was the dj.

[Bobbo]

That's what he actually did at one point.

[Baba]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Just put him in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So between Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood, here comes Little John, which is confusing as hell. Maybe it was between Kelly Clarkson and Luke Bryan. No, Luke Bryan. When he got on, I left.

[Baba]

Oh, thank God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do not think his tractor's sexy.

[Baba]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think they paid Little John to come out there and DJ those two songs?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably the same thing. They paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just did a bunch of hollering.

[Baba]

Here's the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'd say, get low, get low, get low. To the window, to the wall, here and there.

[Baba]

But they're all I heart people. They're all in the little contracts. So that may be in his contract that he has to show up in so many shows and do his little thing for a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He DJed between two sets, actually, and it was about five minutes each clip. What do you think they paid him? Bomb. What do you. Turley. I was thinking ten grand.

[Bobbo]

I think 100 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Three quarters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three quarters.

[Caller]

But you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'd have to pay him a lot if they were using him to sell tickets. They didn't use him to sell things. They used him just to fluff the crowd between scenes.

[Bobbo]

Or. Here's the other deal. Does he have a song coming out?

[Baba]

Ah, these promoters.

[Bobbo]

Well, he's. It's like, hey, I'll do this, but you guys on iheart need to start playing. That's exactly what they think. That's what it might be.

[Baba]

Since I heard has become the mothership of everything concerts and everything else that's all wrapped into their deals.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go into the window, create buzz for a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brad.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

The New Orleans station, 92. Three reaches to Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I'm all the way out. New roads.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 92.

[Caller]

3 actually reaches past Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Thank you. New Roads. Is that a DJ name we were talking about? DJ names?

[Baba]

Roads. Dusty Rhodes is the one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jody Dean is an old DJ name that a lot of guys used.

[Baba]

Now there's a guy named Miles in the morning. He's gonna be the new guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the new guy that is going to replace that show is Miles.

[Baba]

Miles in the Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think his name is Miles?

[Baba]

I don't know, man. Are they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they, like, referring to like, you'll drive Miles in the morning while you're listening to me?

[Baba]

They used to be. U turn Laverne. That was a traffic chick. Yes, you turn Laverne.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mama Lockaboo Day.

[Baba]

Here's another one. Elaine Changer. That was another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elaine Changer.

[Baba]

Elaine Changer, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Mama Like a Boo Boo Day. And I'd like to say kill, kill, kill the white man. Kill him until he's all dead. Do you not remember that? From the private parts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vanishing Point?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, from private parts. Howard Stern's Traffic Weather lady was an African American woman that flew around and did traffic in New York City and in a helicopter. Her name was Mama Lockaboo Boo Day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Baba]

As in Rosanna. Rosanna Dana.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she was terrible. Like a Black Panther party racist.

[Baba]

Jeff Miles. I just found. That's his name. Jeff Miles. Oh, it's Miles in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Jeff Miles.

[Baba]

Jeff Miles in the morning, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he has the name for. He was born with it.

[Baba]

Born to be. Like, certain guys are born to be football players. That name is radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to. You're always into peeling the curtain back. So at what point after you were raised by your parents and your friends in school and went through all the education, did you decide? Did you look in the mirror and say, yeah, damn it, I'm gonna be jd.

[Baba]

Radio's my thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna be jd.

[Baba]

I did that. I played. I pretended I was a radio guy when I was 7 and 8 on the little intercom system in the house. I did all that.

[Bobbo]

You had to have come up with names, right? Didn't you, John? I mean, I, I. My first gig in Gainesville was Tiger Turley.

[Baba]

Tiger Turley, I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But where did you.

[Baba]

I made it up. Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's a lot of JDs on the air. Everybody's got JDs.

[Baba]

I was in a radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

The truth is, my man JD is on free base. Did you hear that? Did you hear that? What's your name? Pre K. Oh, he's working. Go ahead.

[Baba]

I made it up.

[J.D. Ryan]

No big deal.

[Baba]

I just made it up. They. They. There was a radio station here in Dallas. Actually, it was this frequency that we were on in Dallas 92 and a half years and years ago, was called KAFM. They changed the. They changed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's when you decided to lie to the public and everybody in your life and change your name.

[Baba]

No, they were going to change. I was on as my real name. And what was your real name? John Bibbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's proud of it now.

[Baba]

I've said it a million times and they said they want to keep you. They notes John Anthony, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where'd the D come from?

[Baba]

I made it up and I'm about to tell you. It was JD, because I like JD Souther from the Eagles. They give me 10 minutes. They said, we're putting it for business cards. We want to keep you, but you've got to change your name. You're going to come out with a new Persona because we're going top 40. So I said, they wanted me to be J. They wanted me to be jj. And I said no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

So I came up with jd.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Baba]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was that?

[Baba]

That would have been 1981.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long time ago. But you've been JD ever since.

[Baba]

Yeah, well, by that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

But John works in the lie. Tony, good morning. You're on the air. Tony, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller]

How you guys doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're busting JD's balls for lying. For lying to everybody about his name for 40 years.

[Caller]

It was. I had. I had to call in after hearing the Prince of Darkness because of going to Ozzy on iheart last night in the Woodlands.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Were you a winner?

[Caller]

Oh, man. I. They made me do a. Or what the contest was. You had to do a baseball home run call in Ozzy's voice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, How'd it go? Do it. Let's hear it.

[Caller]

I've been. Yeah, I've been listening to Howard stern since I'm 13. So Ozzy's been on all the time, including Sharon. So it was like Kershaw pitches. The guy hits the ball. It goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear. No, I want to hear Nazi's voice. I got.

[Caller]

Yeah, no, that's what I'm gonna do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay.

[Caller]

So I call up, and now I throw Sharon in it. And the guy. I'm the first guy, and I hate going first. So they're like, oh, my God, you know? And they're crying on the phone because I go, there's a guy. I think it's Kosha. I don't know what the heck game this is. I. I know it's not soccer, but he threw the ball at him. The guy with the stick, he smacked it with it. It's lifting. Shan. Shan. It's lifting. I don't know what the heck lifting means, but it's lifting. And it's. It's. It's over the wall. And I think they scored a goal. Shad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we are shout. It's a homer. We'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[J.D. Ryan]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I like that new intro. I do, too. That's fun.

[Baba]

Don Perdo's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you ever have any other guests besides Randy and Satan and Rush?

[J.D. Ryan]

Occasionally we probably do. Yeah, Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should know.

[Baba]

Sometimes Hannah the stripper that comes in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Hannah the model.

[Baba]

The model.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have two Hannah's Tony Romo's dad.

[Baba]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, I think he's actually coming in today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Roma's father's. Why didn't the announcer get did do something for Tony Roma's dad? I think. Why? Because he's a Mexican guy and he wasn't worth it. So the announcer's a racist? No. Maybe because he's not illegal.

[Norman]

See, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you're illegal then you don't get announced, but if you're legal than you do. Is that how it works, baba? You're just trying to.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's your program, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's the kind of stuff that gets me in trouble. Dude, you can't do racial stuff like that. Get in here. Romero, Tony Romo's dad, everybody. Well, I'm gonna put him to the front of the line to show my love for Mexico.

[Baba]

I love having a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are a border blaster ourselves.

[Baba]

We smells like Old Spice. Hey, what's up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you very much for recognizing These smell good.

[Baba]

Like my granddad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really. I talked to Uncle Roy the other day and he said you're doing a fabulous job as a. Give me the VIN driver. You were making those runs on time and don't complain and show up early in the morning and bring breakfast burritos for all. What? Jason, He's a good guy. He's a hard worker.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's good.

[Caller]

Good, good, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Being the true professional. I am sorry about the fire truck that you bothered this week.

[Baba]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought a fire truck. We bought a fire truck in Houston. Is it here yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

We actually have a little problem with the ladder with we cross under a highway overpass with the ladder extending. But we will get it back on for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not Jew. Turley's Jew. I'm Episcopalian.

[Baba]

John. You just can't help yourself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, buenos dias. I suppose you have a scene is soon to be Award winning NFL Films documentary eSpecial A Tony Romo A hootball life.

[John Clay Wolf]

A hootball life.

[Baba]

Football life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brought to you by.

[John Clay Wolf]

How you spell hootball?

[J.D. Ryan]

You couldn't like this program. I think Mr. Hoult is a very good feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds just like Norman.

[J.D. Ryan]

They talk to his amigo, the old man Jason Wheaton and of course Mr. Sherry Jones and even the tuna fish coach Bill Parcells may rest in peace.

[Norman]

No, he's.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's smoother. And I we noticed that although they talk very much about Antonio's career in the football, they not mention some of the events that happened during his formative cheers.

[Baba]

Well, no, that wouldn't be part of his football life. But you obviously know all that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Many don't know about his brief disappearance as a child.

[Baba]

Disappearance?

[J.D. Ryan]

When Antonio was 11, he joined the Boy Scouts.

[Baba]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the vice. The Boy Scouts, they learned to cook outside.

[Baba]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And tie their rope into different knots. Do the tents track and kill you rabbits and squirrels with, like, a bear?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the camp out.

[Baba]

They don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Tony Smoother at this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

She buy for him a puppet T. Camila Jusi. She's Polish. And that's why he's so accident prone. Got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense if you listen. I love you, Camila. That's my shout out for.

[Baba]

Shout out for the wife.

[J.D. Ryan]

She buy. She buy Antonio a puppet T. Okay.

[Baba]

Pup tent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

And for weeks before he's the first to come out, he try and try to practice how to put it together.

[Baba]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But to know a whale. And I show him over and over how to put the stakes into the ground, raise the poles and keep the doors deep in case of snakes while he's asleep. But he always get ahead of himself and manage to tie his hand to the main pole and forget the stakes in the ground. And I tell him, you have to hammer them in well, or the puppet will fly away.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And of course, during his first camp. Or he with all of the boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is Tony Romo as a boy going camping with his father right here.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he's teaching him how to camp in built tents. Okay. I'm sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aren't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, listen, I'm trying. I'm trying.

[J.D. Ryan]

So he goes to the camper, he's putting his tent together, Kind of get right looking like a giant blue dead. A jellyfish. Like on the beach Shirt on the beach. The beach.

[Baba]

The beach at garbage. I got Galveston.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all of the boys, they're laughing at Antonio. And he's very frustrated at this time. And in his anger and humiliation, he throw the pup tent.

[Baba]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

39 jars.

[Baba]

Oh, that's hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a high, gusty summer wind.

[John Clay Wolf]

At.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which time the pup tent shoots into the air, into the sky, like a Titan missile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

With Tony attached.

[Baba]

With Tony attached?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. He ties onto the pole again, of course, to a height of 700ft.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is where high. And at this altitude, Antonio cannot afford to untie his hand in front of the pole.

[Baba]

No, of course not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank goodness it was his left hand, the one with the wooden fingers.

[Baba]

He didn't have wooden fingers.

[J.D. Ryan]

He has a wooden hand.

[Baba]

I didn't know. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he fly with his pup tent all the way from camp Potawatomi to Lake Tobin in their gay Saskatchewan Forest. 1270 miles away.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wow.

[Baba]

Attached to a tent.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Where he live on cheese snips and goofy grab a drink mix and the meat of fresh pelicans which he killed with his boy scatter pocket knife. Thank goodness he had his backup pack still on him when as his beat pup tent took off. When the Canadian mount is finished nine and a half weeks later, he was a different boy. He did not speak for many days. And when he did, his first word was a goony goo goo.

[Baba]

Goony goo goo.

[J.D. Ryan]

He tell me on his mother that he was nurtured while in the wild by a family of Sasquatches who teach him many things. Like how to move both silent and quickly through the forest.

[Baba]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

This. And if you never notice this one. He used to run onto the field.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

In a long gaping lope while always looking to the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was raised by Sasquatches for a short time.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think these would have been a great part of the movie. They could get a little Gary Coleman.

[John Clay Wolf]

What movie?

[Bobbo]

The football life.

[Baba]

The show follow. John. Do your best.

[J.D. Ryan]

A life in the football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what Tom Brady did last year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's doing it?

[Bobbo]

Who would play this role?

[J.D. Ryan]

NFL Kings, NFL themes. NFL teams.

[Baba]

I got an idea. John.

[John Clay Wolf]

When does it start?

[Baba]

Listen to the podcast later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it good? Yes. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you high right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo. A football life. Why is he in a football life if he doesn't play Football life?

[Baba]

It's a. It's a retrospective.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a football retirement. Oh, he is retired for now. Could he come back? Is he more Polish or more Mexican?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think he is right down the middle.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, he's so accident, bro. There's a lot of Camila Jubakovsky and he.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please be careful with your children.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[Baba]

And you're a show host.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radium. So last. Last weekend at the Iheart Music Festival.

[J.D. Ryan]

When last weekend?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

Where were you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Las Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say it again. I can't hear you.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Yeah, yeah. Go ahead.

[Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have any skinner? Do you got a cute free bird to tell this story? I think it's got to be Freebird. I don't think it'll work if we don't do it. I might need to tell it later. If you don't have Freebird.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think there's any doubt that I'm definitely living vicariously through you now, John. No, because every time you travel, I love it because you come back with stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stories like grandpa bringing back some toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I ain't doing nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I did sit in a bar next to two high dollar hookers. That was very true. They were. I mean, I just couldn't believe that. Now I understand because remember when Elliot Spitzer went down and they talked about what he was paying him?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're like five grand.

[Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't never seen anything like that. I've never. I've never been to a, you know, like a high fence, deer branch where they're shooting atypicals. Boone and Crockett stuff. You know, guys char, they charge a lot of money to hunt that stuff. And there's a lot of atypical racks walking around in Vegas. Yeah, Boone and Crockett, you know, 250 to 300 class deer.

[Baba]

Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got to be careful though. You don't go out there and be.

[Baba]

What does five grand get you? Is that an hour?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't price. I didn't talk. I was just wondering. I was just. I just wonder what these women's parents thought because these gals were like not trashy and not cheap looking.

[Baba]

No, of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Baba]

These were the country club girls. Yeah.

[Norman]

Yes.

[Chipmunk]

All right.

[Baba]

They were.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're prostitutes now, you know. God love them. Congratulations.

[Baba]

No, I'm gonna say their parents.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're college educated prostitutes. So we ought to ask Cluck Norris later on in the show and get his take. So anyway, back to the concert. Kelly Clarkson, Justin Timberlake, Luke Brown. This Saturday night in Vegas. Little John. What's that guy? What's it does? Shawn Mendes. I. I'm embarrassed to say that name. It's not me. It's like a Justin Bieber kind of deal. Anyway. All the popular acts, Justin Timberlake was awesome. Mariah Carey, I mean, you know, some big hits. And then at the end, so somebody's sitting when they're planning this concert, right. This big festival nine months ago, a year ago. And they're doing the lineup.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, some. A hole in the meeting. And I heart, it's like, what about Skynyrd, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they were out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got to know that people like wadded up their, their papers and threw them at the guy at the meeting table. Yeah, do what? You'll burn out. Pile of dung. You want to put Skynyrd, the tribute band that only has two active members.

[Baba]

Or one right in the middle of all this.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the middle of all this. Are there even two?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rossington's the only actual guy. The dead singer's brother.

[Baba]

Vanilli booked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. And I'm telling you, Sterling, 10 o' clock comes on. So whoever's running the PA turns the volume up. See, that was. That's what happened when you're doing tribute band stuff. Their tape skipped 10 o'. Clock. They turned the PA up 25 more.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God, it's skinnered.

[Bobbo]

I wonder why old people there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn it off, baby. And they all.

[Baba]

I don't think the old people suspected it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old drop came out, the young people came up.

[Baba]

Oh, so they knew they were coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. So Taco Bell instead of lighter, since nobody smokes anymore and vapes don't really throw off a good.

[Baba]

You sure?

[John Clay Wolf]

The vape pins. Taco Bell gives everybody a bracelet. And you put the bracelet on, it's got a light in it.

[Baba]

Oh, very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the lighter technique came on. Like they turned everybody's bracelets on.

[Baba]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you hold it up in the. In the air like Yotir or Taco Bell, man. It's Skinner time.

[Baba]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I say Coco Bell? I meant Taco Bell.

[Baba]

I know, but so all the. All the bracelets and like the real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Skinner people were hold their phones up in the left hand, their Taco Bell light in the other hand are. Hell yeah, Skinner. Bring it up a little, Turley. If you gotta talk, you gotta. You gotta feel it, man. And then, and then. So imagine Ronnie James, Ronnie up on the big screen, the massive screen, singing this song to the crowd in 77 in black and white. A video of it. Sure. Word for word. And his brother's down there on the stage singing along with it, him singing back to him. And it sounds good.

[Baba]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's like crying and stuff. I mean, it was like, what I'm trying to say. Skinner, absolutely, wholeheartedly, no questions asked, stole the entire really show.

[Baba]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you asked a 16 year old this or a 60 year old this, they would all say that Skynyrd stole the show. Wow.

[Baba]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that crazy?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen him a couple times and they were way, way better. And then like the guitar solo. And they had the dead guys up on the screen, you know, from the 70s. And it was so good. I mean, it was. It was stupid how good it was.

[Bobbo]

How many beers in was this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. So everybody was like four beers in and a half a joint. Turn it Up a little Turley. So, I mean, you're like. It's just, you know. Kelly. Who? Sam Smith. What? Luke Bryan can kiss my ass. Dude, this is skinnered. And we're going out loud and long. And we'll be back in just a minute. Mike, hold tight. I'm taking you.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the VIN dot com. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, baby. That's what our buyer's room looks like downstairs at the. Gimme the vent offices. Now it looks like the stage of Earth, Wind and Fire concert.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just a lot of effing people. You don't know how many there are, but there's a bunch. I mean, how many people are in Earth, Wind and Fire in a live show?

[J.D. Ryan]

20.

[Baba]

More than 20? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've got like 50 downstairs, but. But we're not as culturally diverse as they are.

[Baba]

Do you know everybody's name down there by chance? There's no way. I'm just saying. I'm asking. Oh, it's okay for you to give me crap? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like busting my balls?

[Baba]

Yeah. Oh, hello.

[Norman]

How you like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[Baba]

How do you like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's. Yes, I do.

[Baba]

Okay. There you go. That's all you'd say.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there was some times when I didn't.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where I don't know everybody that works here and I take my way.

[Baba]

First of all, the reason I'm saying that is it'd be impossible. Really, as fast as we're hiring people to absolutely know everybody's name in their store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it wouldn't be impossible if I hired them. I just don't hire them. Nicole hires them.

[Baba]

Nicole hires.

[Norman]

She gets some help from Lieutenant Dan Baco, Julio, Jose. They're all Hispanics.

[Baba]

Anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Uncle Norman. Uncle Norman, we were wondering if you would work on hr. The HR department.

[Baba]

Forgive me, the vin you imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for the Spaniards.

[Norman]

Yeah. I promote. I promote. How you. How you call that? I promote my people to work. Yeah. That's why we come to this country, to work to. To fulfill that dream. The American dream. The American dream, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are some habits of Spaniards that are not of. Of white Americans?

[Norman]

Hobbits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that you would need to. Like, like, if you're doing an HR class to Spaniards, what are some things that you would do differently than if you're talking to non Hispanic?

[Norman]

That is a tricky question. We put a lot of pride of what we do.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We.

[Norman]

We do. We Do a lot of pride. If we're gonna mow your grass, damn it, we're gonna do it right. If it's not and we don't, we're.

[Baba]

Gonna be more like us. You be less prideful. Don't work as hard. Sleep in.

[Norman]

That's okay.

[Baba]

Be late to work.

[Norman]

I'd rather work for a white man than. Than a Latino. That's my. My.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that? Are you racist?

[Norman]

No, I am not racist. But the way for me, it's like what happened with you when you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You remember. You know what?

[Norman]

You picked me up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I met him. So when we did Operation Airdrop and we went down to Puerto Rico with Pudge Rodriguez to help him out, that's where I met Norman. And I loaded him up on the airplane and brought him home with me because he proved me that our car broke down is what happened. And he fixed it. And we started talking. I'm like, oh, my God, this guy. I'm like, do you want to be here? He's like, hell, no, I don't want to be in Puerto Rico. Do you want to be an American? I christened the American. Get on the plane. Let's go.

[Norman]

And that's what happened. You shaved me. Taught me how to speak. Not too well, but look at me. I'm trying here very hard. And you told me how to work in cars. Hey, America. What a country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he was a record driver at the Puerto Rican auto auction.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we decided to bring him on.

[Baba]

You just picked him out of the crowd and said, come on. Yeah, look how well you've done, America.

[Norman]

Very, very good to me.

[Baba]

Do you see?

[Norman]

But I was in my. My quest before was to get the chupacabra. I was getting. I. I was. You remember when you saw me, I say, john, I want to know. I'm chasing the chupacabra all over the place. And they told me that I came to Texas. I said, okay, let me hike the ride. You give me the. You give me the back shed behind your house. And I put a bed in there. And so far, I've been doing good.

[Baba]

What's a chupacabra?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, chupacabra.

[Norman]

You don't know about the chupacabra? Oh, my God. The chupacabra it is. See, Americans, Americas down there in Puerto Rico has an island, and they do some experiments, organic experiments. And sometimes they say that one of those experiments escaped and ended up in the island. So the chupacabra is the. It is. It goes after goats. Because in Puerto Rico, there's A lot of.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a coyote with no hair.

[Baba]

Got it.

[Norman]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Coyote with no hair. Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like Norman. He's a chupacabra with a gold chain around his neck.

[Norman]

Amen to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Incredible. He stays out at Traders Village.

[Caller]

Oh, my God.

[Norman]

Now you're gonna say that in the air. I am a very private person.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hangs out there. You know, it's Polynesian weekend out there. I've been hearing their Converse, their commercials. Oh, yeah.

[Norman]

It's a good place. I love that place. Actually, I kind of say nothing wrong about this place. I've been there for a while and I, I, I, I love their people. Very friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you tell me screw that. What about the, what about the auction? How's the two lane thing coming together?

[Norman]

Very well.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're moving our auction deal. We've grown so much. We're having to add another lane. So we moved from lane 11. We're going to 16 and 17 and we're doing the flip right now and remodeling like the minute the auction closed on Wednesday. Gotcha. When we got off the block, we started the construction workers were there to tear down our stuff and they're rebuilding lane 16 and then they're building lane 17. How's it going?

[Norman]

So far so good. We're moving all kinds of equipment back and forth. We, we are. Well, it takes, when you take a change like that, it's a lot of stress coming. Well, yeah, we got a lot of high end to you buyers out there. We got a, a lot of high end cars this time around. Good pieces, good pieces.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll be fun. We for the people who heard my Leonard Skinner story a minute ago, if you want to watch a video I posted on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and also, I don't know if you noticed Norman, at the end of the, the, at the end of the auction when we were moving as a going away present to our new home at the auction, they gave me a gift and I unwrapped it and it is Bruce Jenner's Olympic jersey that is signed up on the wall of shame. And it's all, it's boxed in like next to O.J. simpson. Johnny Man. Who else do I have up there? Ray Rice and Hernandez. Yeah. Y all the people that have really left their impact in the sporting world is 9:35 jersey. Now we have Bruce, Caitlyn, speaking of transmissions, speaking of trannies, speaking of stick.

[Baba]

Ship tranny, speaking of slipping trannies, we've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got Bruce Jenner Olympic Jersey up on the wall. And you. I took a picture of that baba. Didn't put it up on the deal, too. Tracy in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air, Tracy.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is it leather or cloth? 2011 F150.

[Caller]

It is cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

76,000 miles, crew cab, two wheel drive, average. Rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which engine? 4, 6, or the bigger one?

[Caller]

5 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's 5 liter V8. So it's not a 6. Okay. Is it at 70,000 miles? XLT is cleans. 15 grand. Does that sound right? 14 grand.

[Caller]

15. 15 is what I'm asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

And I had. I had you guys. You guys offered me a 15 a while back. This is. This is my daughter's truck. And this is in May of this year. Yeah, so. And she decided. She didn't. It was too expensive for her to maintain. Well, then it's a great truck. It's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you went to give me the VIN last May and we offered you 15.

[Caller]

That's correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, do it again. Load it back up. Email back your buyer, whoever it was or whatever. Just go to give me the VIN loaded up. You know what to do. Sounds like you've been there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I said 14 to 15. So we'll make a decision when we see the truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

See the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be right back. I don't know if you've worked with one of these. We call it a microphone.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show coming to you live for the Triple D and dupers.

[Announcer]

Colin told me. Free 1-800-800-radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf Dumas.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give us year, make, model, miles. Hell, I'll do a lightning round if y' all want to. Haven't done one in forever. Where we load it up. I need good cars. I don't want a bunch of junk. But I'll bid junk. I'll buy junk. The real turd balls. If they're bad, you got to bring them to us.

[Baba]

Speaking of that, one of our buyers handed me this meaning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me. Let me get my. Let me finish.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to bring them to us. Like, you know, two grand and back. We. We asked you to bring them to us because a, they don't make it. If they make it here, then we know they're okay to drive.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But otherwise, we'll come pick them up. So Give me the vin.com. go to givemetheven.com what we saying?

[Baba]

One of our buyers, Sean handed me this. This is an example of what we do not want. Somebody actually listed this as their car. You ready for this?

[John Clay Wolf]

So somebody submitted this in a vehicle.

[Baba]

That has A AC needs repair, B, power windows need repair, C has not been started in two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two years.

[Baba]

D inspection tags expired in 2016. And finally the driver's window is broken. It just. They just broke it out today. So that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. Time, time, time. Sup? Sup? Sup?

[Baba]

Sup?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy that. Well, it all depends on what it is JD but you'll buy it.

[Baba]

But that's not what we're looking for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Specifically 2001 Mustang if I can make is it 608?

[Bobbo]

No, it was a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it sounds real messy at this point.

[Bobbo]

It was mad. Was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it. Was it Oklahoma?

[Bobbo]

No, I don't. I'm trying to remember. I think right there on the border of Wichita Falls, Oklahoma area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's Duncan. That's Oklahoma.

[Norman]

It doesn't matter. I. I am a good mechanic. Keep calling, keep calling. I don't care what it is. Just keep calling. That gives me with a job. Thank you very much.

[Baba]

I try to help.

[Norman]

We buy everything in here. Don't. Don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the airbag light fix on the 18 that Bentley?

[Norman]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have the part in yet?

[Norman]

I got the part. The car is going to get delivered by 11:00 clock by the way. But a good mechanical Mayans that I would like to say in a radio actually German eurotech These guys, they are on the ball. If you got a euro card and it is worked on, stop by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember we're all over the country. Norman, what city are you in?

[Norman]

Oh yeah, I'm in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

F in Puerto Rico. Go back to Puerto Rico, Norman. Thanks Uncle Normal. We just shipped him off. He just did payola plugo on the radio in my air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another victim of the Chupacabra.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna stick a thousand dollars bills in his pocket and he's gonna plug them. No, I'm kidding. They're doing us a good job. That's great. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Okay JD with audio of the naked neighbor T Texas teacher filed fire for handing out zeros.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you get. Why did.

[Baba]

Well, she's an eighth grade teacher. She's a history teacher who insisted because she had some students that just simply didn't hand in their work. So she said guess what? You Get. What did you get when you handed in?

[Norman]

Nothing.

[Baba]

A zero. They happen to have a policy in this school. Are you ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

The public school.

[Baba]

Public school. That nobody gets anything below a 50% even if you don't have anything on any of the assignments.

[John Clay Wolf]

Administrators not wanting to screw up their name.

[Baba]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we had a lady that got fired from my kids school for manipulating. Maybe not manipulating, but giving. Showing some favoritism to her son on the star test or something.

[Baba]

That's manipulating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she was the principal. She's a doctor. Like, like, like her name starts with doctor. Yeah, and she's all bitchy too, man. She was all giving me two. Yeah, sign me up. I, I, I, I. My kid would get there like 30 seconds late, right? And I'm banging on the door and they locked it.

[Baba]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they make you go through. I'm talking five seconds late. A couple. It was so stupid. And they do the tardy thing after four of them in a semester. She sent me to the effing court. She sent me to court. Yeah, I got a ticket and I had to go to court and defend myself.

[Norman]

Maybe you should have been on time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to get a lawyer. So that little smart ass got fired for manipulating the star test for her son.

[Norman]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what's a worse offense? Being a liar and a cheat. Yeah, or being 10 seconds late to country school.

[Baba]

Well, clearly she got fired. You only had to go to court.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I called her and tried to reason with her. She gave me this attitude.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you even say in court? Did you actually go?

[John Clay Wolf]

I had to go, Bobbo. I didn't want to go. You know me, I tried to send a lawyer.

[Baba]

Truancy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried to send a lawyer truancy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that a check?

[Baba]

Absolutely. My son almost went to jail. Almost went to court over it. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

And the parent has to be there. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why my kids are public school. Because they don't keep record of that. I mean private school now. Because they don't keep record of that stuff.

[Baba]

You pay them to shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just pay them to shut up.

[Baba]

We have audio from the teacher if you want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but what if they don't turn anything in? We give them a 50. I go, oh no we don't. A grade in Mr. Adam's class is earned. I'm so upset. We have a nation of kids that are expecting to get paid and live their life just for showing up. And it's not real.

[Baba]

Participation trophies get a 50% even if you don't turn anything in. So they fire the teacher. What message does that send to the kids?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that old saw actually applies in this case, doesn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What song?

[J.D. Ryan]

The old saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the song you hear?

[J.D. Ryan]

People go on about participation trophies all the time. It does.

[Baba]

It does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it actually does apply.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I hadn't even thought about that till now. That. That. That lady. I never brought that up on the air because my kids were still at her school, so I didn't talk about it.

[Baba]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they're all gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

One more thing about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what if one of them gets kicked out of the private school? Then they damn sure can't go back.

[J.D. Ryan]

There because I just said this, and I gotta know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So now I'm stuck with paying for the rest of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, is her son.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta make some money. So call in 800. 800-7-2,3,4. We want to buy some cars. If I can't buy no cars, I can't make no money. 300 bucks a car. I've got to buy a bunch of them. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is her son a dummy? Why does she have to like him on the test?

[John Clay Wolf]

That her.

[Baba]

Her son.

[John Clay Wolf]

This school is good, and it's. It's one of the best in Texas public schools. They won all the awards. They're exemplary, and they're this and they're that, and they really are. We got a private school education for free. But she was pushing it too far. Kind of like Reese Witherspoon in that movie where she was the class president.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, Lexi.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she started banging the teacher. That didn't happen here. Yeah, but when she went too far and this gal was such a perfectionist, she just went a little too far and somebody smacked her and she got popped, and she's gone. And then we saw her at a restaurant, like, two days later after she got five.

[Baba]

Did you walk up and point?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I didn't. I wanted to, but my old lady said, no, no, no, I said. But she sent me to court, and I want to tell her.

[J.D. Ryan]

In your face.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want now? Then I said, why don't I just go over there and buy their lunch? That would be better.

[Norman]

That's a lot of emotion.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, hey, man, I heard it's a little tight over there. It's going to be a little tight over there for a while. Why don't I pick up this tab? Because criminal life is tough. Our center at Thug Life hat. Oh, wow. Y' all need to talk about sims. I'm getting A little emotional.

[Baba]

Nice way to forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you sent me to court so we weren't like 30 minutes late. I mean I was there on time. It was like a trap.

[Baba]

You know what? I never want to be with you.

[Norman]

Tell me, tell me how you feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the airline can't walk all that well. I'm a little bit handicapped. And when I brought that up, she's like now, now. Yeah, you should have got here earlier. I'm like, yeah, but your design of your parking lot, your driveway sucks, you redneck lady. Because if you put some more lanes in it where we could get in here, then I would have been on time.

[Baba]

So proud of the way you let it go. It's just amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was only five years ago.

[Baba]

I know you remember stuff from 20 years ago. People you're still mad at.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've got. Why do you have to. Why can't they. Do they not have engineers? When you get out of the city limits where they can figure traffic flows. Exemplary school, but redneck engineering for traffic.

[Baba]

Can you play that song from Frozen called Let it Go?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, have you ever tried to put 20 pounds of crap in a 10 pound bag every morning at 8:00?

[Baba]

Clock? Yeah, every Saturday. Oh.

[Norman]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ow. Steven. And baton rouge. An 03 BMW 3 series with 130. I mean, question one. Does it even run anymore?

[Caller]

It's been about a year since it does. But it ran fine when I put it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome.

[Norman]

Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait to get a hold of this. Will 300 buy it?

[Caller]

300 bucks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I would.

[Caller]

500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we have a deal. And I'm gonna give it to Norman and he can work on it and love it and give it to his. We're going to ship it to Puerto Rico to his family. Go to givemetheven.com put 500 bucks Uncle Norman special. We'll be back. Just a minute. One more. Michael. 08 Chevy Aveo. Speaking of nice cars, fancy cars.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know we're going From Roses and McLarens to 08 Chevy VEO and oh.3 BMW. Michael, how much is this 08 Chevy of it. Was it more than a thousand? Oh wait. I'm on the wrong line. I'm such a. I don't even know which which deal I'm on. Mike, is this 08 Chevy AO more than a thousand?

[Caller]

How much did I spend on it or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, it does it cost? Will you take. Will you sell it for a TH000.

[Caller]

Right now? I just kind of wanted to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I. I'm kind of gone. 800-800-7234. I kind of hung up. 800800 radio. I'll Stanford at Notre Dame. Ohio State at Penn State.

[J.D. Ryan]

State.

[John Clay Wolf]

NFL Thursday night reboots on Fox. It's official. Tiger Wood wins. Patrick Momes is a phenom. Great arm, funny voice in the MLB playoffs. That and more here in momento, por favor.

[Baba]

I cannot talk to someone under 25 without they pull that phone out. Start hitting them buttons.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave those tickets to Discount Sean to Ozzy last Wednesday. He said it was awesome. So you could actually understand what he was saying when he was talking between songs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. This about his fifth time see him. He said that's the first time he was coherent.

[Baba]

He's getting better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. With age. Allan in Oklahoma. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

I actually live outside of Shawnee, Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shawnee, Is that near. Ok. Is that near Oklahoma City?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's near Oklahoma City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're listening to us on the brew up there. Cool. 09 MKS Lincoln with 33000 miles. What color?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Silver.

[Caller]

The metallic silver. It's got the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ultimate package.

[Caller]

What is it the. Oh yeah it's got the ultimate but it's got the roof on it too. It's got panel roof. The black looks like a convertible top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sim con top. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

Yes it has. It's loaded up. It's actually was $47,000 it had with the ultimate comes every. There every option is on it. The only thing it doesn't have put on it was all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels or.

[Caller]

Do you know 192 tone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I think it's a $8,000 car with those miles.

[Caller]

Okay. It's. I can pull more than that out of it here. I really can. So I thought I would just see what's going to hit it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's it take to buy.

[Caller]

Over 10?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it over? Over 10 is not a number. What does it take to buy it? Okay, so if I give you 105 then I bought it.

[Caller]

Yes, if you want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I gave you and it's super clean?

[Norman]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I gave you 95?

[Caller]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What if I gave you 95?

[Caller]

No, no, I'd have to be 10 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an 09. It's a Lincoln. It depreciates it's a.

[Caller]

It's 33, 000. You know this damn thing gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Caller]

On the highway but it's. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I'm gonna do.

[Caller]

It's worth it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. Here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna see what kind of guy you are. Do you have a. Do you have a coin?

[Caller]

Hell no, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do not. JD, do you have a coin? JD's an honest man. JD is a man of the cloth. Anybody have a coin in their pocket? Are we also credit card screwed now? Nobody's got one. The. The Mexicans got. The Puerto Ricans got one. Come here. Puerto Rican.

[Norman]

You got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's. Nobody's got a wooden nickel in their damn pocket?

[Baba]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jake, I got a Franklin hat.

[Caller]

This. This car is a stand up car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't have any.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a coin. I need a coin.

[Norman]

Yes, I got a coin. I got a coin.

[Caller]

Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody hurry. I need a coin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we doing? Okay. God almighty. Y' all can't.

[Bobbo]

And he drops the penny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cerebral palsy is a terrible thing to waste.

[Bobbo]

Now we can't find.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's on the ground underneath Uncle Norman under the table. And it looks like it's. It looks odd.

[Norman]

Two grown men the only one that we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, I didn't know you were into Puerto Rican male prostitute.

[Norman]

That is a Puerto Rican penny. That's why I took off running.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just give me a freaking on this thing are perfect. Okay, okay, okay. Here I got a great one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bobbo gave me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo gave me a Susan B. Anthony with a heads and a bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a Franklin.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm flipping with you for 10 or 10. 5. I'm buying the car. I'm gonna flip with you for 10 or 10. 5.

[Caller]

10 or 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 is that. And JD will video and put it on our Facebook.

[Baba]

I'll videotape it. Hold on a second. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who's getting a good Oklahoma man's gonna keep his word and not lie? Well, I'm not gonna lie. He. He doesn't get to see it. I offered him to do the flip. But we'll video it and we'll post it.

[Norman]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to do that?

[Bobbo]

You can do a Facebook live right now. So what is heads and what is tails?

[John Clay Wolf]

Heads is 10. Well he calls it. If he wins, he's 10. 5. If. If he loses, he's 10 do you.

[Norman]

Feel a lucky guy today? Lucky man.

[Caller]

Yeah, let's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm coming to get it. So I'm gonna send a driver up there where you don't have to jack with anything in a check.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

On bank of America.

[Bobbo]

So reset for everybody, what we're doing here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm buying this 09 Lincoln Town. I mean MKS. It's got short miles, it's got an average MMR market value report of 7, 100. And I've agreed to give him 10,000. He wants 10 5. So we're flipping for the 500 if he's gonna call it in the air. If he wins, he gets 10 5. If he loses, he, he sells it.

[Caller]

For 10 or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

10. Yep.

[Caller]

Just call heads for me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, here we go.

[Norman]

Let's do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. Okay, hold on.

[Norman]

Look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't find it? Heads.

[Baba]

Oh my God.

[Norman]

You make $500, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big guy, table. It went into a death spin and then it spun off the table onto the ground. And you won.

[J.D. Ryan]

You won.

[Caller]

All right, so I got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold. Line it up. It's gotta have a clean car fest.

[Caller]

Hey yo man, it does have a clean car, but I'm just telling you this is a stand up car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, well we bought it, it's done. Why, why are you telling me about my car?

[Norman]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my car now. I should be telling you about it. Put them on hold. 3K800, 800-7234. 800800 radio. Kathy and Denton. A 99 Blazer with 144 wheel drives worth, you know, 500 bucks, maybe a thousand. Yep. Put them on hold.

[Bobbo]

DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ. Put them on hold. God bless America. Zach. An 06 Porsche 911s with 25000 miles. Good morning. No, no, it's me, it's John. You're on the air. Yeah, I was having to yell at my call screener because he wouldn't put you on hold so I could get you to the air before the segment's over.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't call him DJ Pre K for nothing. He didn't graduate very deep in the education system. Okay, what are we looking at? Tell me about this car. It's a 06 Porsche 911, right?

[Caller]

911 manual, black, black outside, black inside. Got clear bra. Front fenders, front bumper, front hood.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the car? Black. You said it's black.

[Caller]

It's false and black.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a C4S.

[Caller]

No no, it's a C2S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, gotcha. Where is it located? What city?

[Caller]

It's Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know where that is. We had a guy from Fort Worth bring us a 97 Turbo S the other day with 1200 miles. Can you imagine what that was worth? A 97? Right? I mean, it's like the. Yeah, it's. It's the holy grail, last year of the air. Cool. So your car has how many miles on it?

[Caller]

25, 100 for change.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Carfax?

[Caller]

That's clean one or. I checked by the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Norman is. Is growling on the radio. He's getting excited. Yeah, okay.

[Caller]

It was all service at Porsche Plano, and I got all the receipts and everything for.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does have factory navigation.

[Caller]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, grab the guy. Allen in Oklahoma. He's on three. He's waiting on you. All right? We're gonna send his ass back to party City if he doesn't get better with his phones. Seriously? Does it have an arrow kit or navigation?

[Caller]

It does have navigation, but no arrow kit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so 069-11. Good miles. What's it? 27 grand?

[Caller]

That's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much? What's it take? And do you have a quarter in your pocket? We do another flip. That's fun.

[Caller]

I would say 30, 36.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a little over, like 10,000. Yeah, that's like. That's like a Dak Prescott pass that's intercepted twice in one thing. I mean, that's bad. So.

[Caller]

Okay, try finding another low model.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy them all the time. I buy them all the time.

[Norman]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Honestly, I would sell 30. 32 would be the absolute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give. I'll give 30 grand, but here's the difference. I understand. I just want to give you a quick hit. Here's the. Disregard. Me and everybody else, first of all, take it to CarMax. I'll give you 27, maybe 25. They're gonna lowball the piss out of you because they don't know what they're looking at. And the Porsche dealer doesn't want it because it's too old and they can't certify it. They can't run it through their shop without getting killed. And everybody. The neighbors and the guys at the bar, none of them can pay for it or their old ladies won't let them. So all this conversation that will happen over the next 45 days, you will have a lot of conversation about this car, but nobody will wind up paying you for it. And I'll pay You for it now, so keep that in mind. If you're a man that can afford a third car like this, you're a man whose time's important. And that's mine is too. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll get it done.

[Caller]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Rush Limbaugh, you fat drug headed bastard, where are you? I love you.

[J.D. Ryan]

My favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're my favorite little ball fat guy.

[Bobbo]

Besides Kyle at the isdn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, John.

[Baba]

Hey, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. While we're talking about fancy cars, Norman. Yes, McLaren, is it in yet?

[Norman]

Yes, yes, yes, it is. Coming by 12 o'. Clock. Let me see. What time?

[Baba]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I bought a McLaren. It's got 2, 000 miles on it. It's a 2013 with 2,000 miles on it. Mr. Porsche Guy, we're gonna find a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Little more really good scotch. The McLaren.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I like it a lot.

[Norman]

It's a British car.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to fix the windshield wipers.

[Norman]

Yes, it was. The motor went out. What, what happened is this car was sitting for long periods of time in. In some place. I never used it. And that happens. Corrosion. Happens with the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up, Norman. Dump him out. Go. Rush.

[Baba]

Oh, go ahead. Rush, are you there? Obviously.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you've been close to. To a television anytime.

[Baba]

Well, yeah, we have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they're all up in arms over the Kavanaugh confirmation hearings in the Senate. I guess you've heard about this. And I. I mean, I won't go into the whole he said, she said thing, and for good reason. But now they're making the guy. They're making Brett Kavanaugh out to be like a raging alcoholic. Yeah, because he drank a few cases of beer back in high school.

[Baba]

Well, that was high school. It was a high school party.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is an Irish kid.

[Baba]

Yes, I know it was a little bit of beer at a party, Pete's sake, 40 years ago. But. Wait, what?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're acting like Brett Kavanaugh.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Staggered into the confirmation hearing with puke on his shirt and his underwear on outside his pants.

[Baba]

Yeah, they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the case. Not at all.

[Chipmunk]

Look.

[Baba]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

For the record, who didn't drink a little beer in high school? Yes, I remember. Back in my hometown, Cape Girardeau, Missouri.

[Baba]

I didn't know that's where you were from.

[J.D. Ryan]

Back in the early 60s, we didn't have bowling alleys.

[Baba]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or skating rinks. Good God, we're 20 years before PAC Man. Space Invaders.

[Norman]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was nothing to do in my hometown in high school but tip cows and drink beer.

[Baba]

I can't see you tipping.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we did both.

[Baba]

I can see you drinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a great time in high school. There was a little tomfoolery. We all fooled around with Tom.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all you can do.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I actually stole my best friend Rat's girl, Stacy.

[Baba]

Didn't surprise me.

[J.D. Ryan]

But we all were friends again by the time of the graduation dance. And even Spicoli got up on stage and helped sing Wooly Bully. It was a great time.

[Baba]

I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

From your friends here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bakersfield.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talent on loan.

[Baba]

Thank you from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Los Angeles.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about that McLaren?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's have a drink. Good morning, San Diego. Good morning, Las Vegas. You alcoholic, gambling degenerate pukes. Wake up. Good morning, Dallas, Texas. Good morning, Houston. I don't know if we're on in Midland or not. Somebody's saying we're not. I know. We're back on in Baton Rouge. In South Louisiana. Arkansas. Amarillo, Oklahoma, obviously. We had actually bought a low mileage car out of the state of Oklahoma. I didn't know it exists. Existed. I'm sure he busted the miles.

[Baba]

Maybe he was just visiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just visiting. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Mark. Half ton diesel. No, it's a three quarter ton diesel Dodge. 60, 000 miles, SLT 30 and six inch tires. Is it a Mega Cab or quad cab or a crew cab?

[Caller]

It is. It is a crew cab. It is not. It's not the Mega Cab, but it's one down for the nightcap. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a big bag, right? You sound drunk. Have you been drinking?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean if I was betting. Dude, if we're flipping for you drunk or not. Or not drunk, but. But. But under the influence of touch. Two beers in I. I bet heads.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Not even. That's funny. Not even two beers.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny.

[Caller]

I like that. I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it into givemetheven.com sounds pretty. I need to see pictures of it. I don't want to bid it until I see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oklahoma. Jimmy. 14 Sierra, 64,000 miles. Leather nav, four wheel drive. Is it a Denali?

[Caller]

No, sir, it's not a Denali.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a big back door or small back door? Sunroof.

[Caller]

It's a big back door sunroof. It don't have sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Oklahoma playing today? I don't even know.

[Caller]

I had no clue. I don't keep up with football.

[John Clay Wolf]

You live in Oklahoma. You don't keep up with football. What, what are you keeping. Texas.

[Caller]

And I don't keep up with football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay. Why did you move to Oklahoma? Did you get a woman? Did you get an Indian pregnant?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Norman]

Job.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-723. I think it's a low 20s truck. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll take a look. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, Bob, I want an answer. Do more fertilized embryos leave Las Vegas airport or land in Las Vegas airport. Got pregnant, got impregnated on the trip in Vegas or knocked up going to Vegas to get married.

[Baba]

I'm gonna go with leave.

[John Clay Wolf]

That and more right after this.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not responsible for their stupidity or their filth.

[Bobbo]

Who is Them?

[J.D. Ryan]

Me. Three beers.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not fooling. Good morning, everybody. 800-800-7234. Is a call in number. This is a Chill Daddy rock and roll moment with J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Ryan.

[Norman]

Papa.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's your love life, bud? I haven't seen you with a woman since you've been back and Fort Worth.

[Baba]

Has got a lot of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no doubt. I really, I really got to start getting out more like in the evening in evening places.

[Baba]

Yeah, because you're kind of a jazz, you love that jazz club. That's downtown.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love, I love Scats Jazz lounge. Yeah, that's awesome. But there's a really good pool hall not too far. I'm just five, six blocks off Magnolia on the south side of town. So there's a lot of good night spots. But yeah, I really should apply myself better to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, you need to find a good Mexican woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you've seen me operate in public. I mean there's, there's nothing wrong hanging out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not at the franchise Mexican food joints. But the family owns. Yes, the family owns. Cuz they bring the family up from the old country, right? And they've got some, some women that take care of you and appreciate you for, for what you deserve.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought about going to a Latina church.

[John Clay Wolf]

You keep hanging out at these, at these hardcore bars with the, with the tattooed hose. That's not you, dude. Maybe that's the old you. That's the old drug dealer you. That's not you today. You're clean, jelly bean. You're a good guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need a good Mexican woman to take care of you and appreciate you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I agree. Let's find us one.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Latina church. Yeah, I don't think they have a Latina. They have a Latino. Like they c. It's called Catholic church last time I checked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right, right. But like you remember coming to America, right? The advice that the old barber gives Eddie Murphy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't find good girls in a place like a club. You got to go nice place like a, a, a library or a church. Church. Get those nice girls at church. That could work for me.

[Baba]

So if you're a Latina Latino girl, woman, I mean, go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your age?

[J.D. Ryan]

48.

[John Clay Wolf]

What age are you? What are you, 25 to 50? Is. Are you wide scoped like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty wide scope, yeah, 25. Listen. No, and I get along well with. There's some people that age in our company and I get along well. You know, I have plenty to talk about. We have plenty in common. But general populace wise, most 25 year old women that I would meet in public, public would not hold my attention for long.

[Baba]

So 32, if you have a deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Music library in your head, if, if you're a musicologist like Bobbo, that would be.

[Baba]

Go to John Clay Wolf show and Facebook and put your picture up.

[John Clay Wolf]

The more, the more music and interesting you are, the more pounds can be overlooked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's why Annie, Annie from Muscle Shoals is one of. One of my biggest fans of the show. And she emails and we, we chat, we. We talk all the time.

[Baba]

And she listens to my other radio station all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she really? Yes, she. And she's a rock and roll girl. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Move her up here. Is she married?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she. I mean, who the hell wants to be in Alabama when football season isn't in any way? So after football season. Bring her over. You know, I was thinking about you. Where did you. Well, we'll talk about it maybe an hour before Bob Floyd's dope report. I don't know. I mean, we do that a couple times a year. He did one last week. Pablo has some intricate knowledge and I want to get background maybe in the podcast this afternoon. Podcast goes up at 2:00'. Clock. It's a recording of this show, commercial free. And sometimes we throw some nuggets on the end of it too. Just like after the show. We talk a little bit and record it and put it up in the podcast. 800-800-72-34.

[Baba]

But if you want to date with Bobble, go ahead and put it up on John Clay Wolf show at Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy. Randy. Randy the Chip. Randy the Chip.

[Norman]

What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Baba]

I know he's here, cuz. I saw him. There he is. Morning, buddy.

[Chipmunk]

Bob for sale?

[Baba]

Yeah, Bob's for sale. We're looking for dates for Bob.

[Chipmunk]

What you give for him?

[Baba]

We're looking for a date for.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't make money when you sell.

[Chipmunk]

Him, you know, you make your money when you buy.

[Baba]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You learned that from me.

[Chipmunk]

We're excited. We had a good time. Really, really close to Halloween.

[Baba]

Really close to Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

Yeah, buddy.

[Chipmunk]

Time for the Great Coon to come.

[Baba]

The Great Coon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

You know about that.

[Baba]

I'm not sure yet.

[Chipmunk]

First part, October scary movie season.

[Baba]

Yeah, that's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

See that one about the nun?

[Baba]

About the nun.

[Chipmunk]

You know you're conjuring movies, right?

[Baba]

Yes, yes. Conjuring one, sure, I've seen that.

[Chipmunk]

And Conjuring two.

[Baba]

The Nun is in theaters now.

[Chipmunk]

Annabelle creates.

[Baba]

Right.

[Chipmunk]

And now I got one about the.

[John Clay Wolf]

N. I've seen it again.

[Chipmunk]

Evil. The evil nut. Have you seen it?

[Baba]

I didn't know the chipmunks got to go to movies.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah, we go all the time.

[Baba]

I didn't know.

[Chipmunk]

Well, I mean, the weather gets bad sometimes, you know, get the ball, get your paws all wet. You hide in a movie theater.

[Baba]

Okay.

[Chipmunk]

Lots of good scrapings in a movie theater.

[Baba]

Oh, I didn't think of that. Oh, yeah, all the stuff on the floor.

[Chipmunk]

Carry all the popcorn you find on the floor of a movie theater.

[Baba]

Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, flush them.

[Chipmunk]

Get cell phones and MP3 players and all kinds of drug paraphernalia and, you know, it's fun. It's fun. Maybe that movie the Nun.

[Baba]

Yeah, the Nun.

[Chipmunk]

The hell out of you, man.

[Baba]

You go see it. Okay.

[Chipmunk]

Yeah. He go looking down this quiet hallway, and the music goes boom, boom, boom.

[Baba]

Now they doing the movie.

[Chipmunk]

They turn around and guess who's there.

[Baba]

Who's there?

[Chipmunk]

The Nun.

[Baba]

Oh, my gosh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Chipmunk]

Scare the hell out of you, man. See, I went to the Episcopal school and we didn't have nuns.

[Baba]

You didn't have nuns?

[Chipmunk]

No, we had Episcopals.

[Baba]

Episcopals?

[Chipmunk]

Yeah, and it was different kind of things, but like everybody says, like, nuns are tough, like the Catholic school.

[Baba]

Yeah, they can be pretty rough.

[Chipmunk]

And I don't know And I don't want to tell stories out of school, but I always got the impression being, you know, only half Catholic. Which is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Episcopals is half Catholics, Nurse.

[Chipmunk]

Catholic Light might eat your ass. We're always keeping an eye out for them. You'll be careful when there's nuts. But, man, the movie's not as scary. I took my kids.

[Baba]

You took your kids?

[Chipmunk]

Sleep. Good night there was all. They go to sleep, sleep in the floor. And me and Sharonda's room, we had a good time with it. Damn, I love September.

[Baba]

Okay, well, welcome to some pretty good.

[Chipmunk]

Gambling going on, too.

[Baba]

Hey, what?

[Chipmunk]

West Virginia.

[Baba]

West Virginia.

[Chipmunk]

At Texas Tech.

[Baba]

At Texas Tech.

[Chipmunk]

Take her in Riders, baby.

[Baba]

Oh, really?

[Chipmunk]

Take her in Riders all the way.

[Baba]

Do you ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ put them on hold.

[Baba]

You ever make money gambling? Yeah. I'm asking.

[Chipmunk]

I don't want to talk about it.

[Baba]

Right.

[Chipmunk]

I give up. The scratch offs. Hey, it's. It's one day at a time.

[Baba]

Thank you.

[Chipmunk]

Hi, everybody.

[Baba]

See you, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody. Dj, are you gonna put him on hold when you type it in there? Why can't you put them on hold? I don't understand. Dj, are you there? DJ Prek.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's mad.

[Baba]

Are you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you alive?

[Baba]

He's mad at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get him on the air real quick? I know we gotta go. Can you not hear me? What up? When I see Bobbo needs to go to colombiancupid.com after you write that it needs to go to hold so then I can grab him when I need them. If once you finish typing, put them on hold, okay?

[Bobbo]

I'm trying to get through them, man. You know, they just love talking to.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. Okay, well, that's the important thing. So are you there, Mr. Colombian Cupid?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, hang tight. Because y' all talk so much off air now, I don't have time to take you to air. So that's what you get for jacking with DJ Pre K on for an hour on the phone. We'll be right back.

[Announcer]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Claywolf show, presented by givemethefin.com.

[Caller]

First thing we're gonna have to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is we're gonna have to work on your voice. Identify yourself. I am not a sir. I am just a John.

[Announcer]

Call in 800-800-RODIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

All I got out of the whole deal is some Puerto Rican mechanics.

[Announcer]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. Mark, is this F250 diesel or gas? Hello, Mark, is this F250. Diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's a two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? And it's an XLT?

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

50,000. What color? It's like silver or white or something.

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an XL or xlt?

[Caller]

Xlt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They just the. The two wheel drives. Is it long? Better. Short?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What city?

[Caller]

Palmer, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Palmer. Where's that?

[Caller]

South of Dallas, about 30 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

I should, you know. Okay. 50,000 miles. This one's kind of stumping me a little bit.

[Caller]

Well, this is a good one for you because I've got a written estimate from carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. No, you don't. I know that they wouldn't bid 28. When? Two years ago?

[Caller]

No, today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me a picture of that. If I don't beat it, I'll send you a hundred dollars. Something's wrong.

[Caller]

All right, so you're in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Take a picture of the truck. Take a picture of the written carmax offer. And if I don't want to beat it, I'll send you 100 bucks. And that goes for anybody listening all day long, always.

[Caller]

All right. Well, man, the truck's hard loaded. It's very clean, but can't be hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loaded if it's an xlt.

[Caller]

Well, that's why I need power. Power, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I need to see it. Let's do that. Send it to me and I'll make. Because if they saw that much value in it, there's something about this I'm missing and I want to see pictures. Send me a picture of the truck. Send me a picture of the deal. Go to givemetheven.com. you can just put in your license plate number in my system will decode the VIN and do it immediately. It's all good. Worst case scenario. Worst case scenario, you get a hundred bucks. Worst case scenario, you get a hundred bucks. I don't know. I don't give gift cards.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give dinners. I give a hundred dollars. Yes, if we give us last look on your carmax deal. And if we don't beat it, we'll send you hundred bucks in anybody's deal. Give us last look. I can't guarantee anybody's deal because they do trade in manipulation, of course, but Texas direct deals. I'll, you know. Yeah.

[Baba]

Be most of those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, most of those. 11 lariat. 115,000. That's for Houston only. 115, 000 miles lariat. But that carmax goes nationwide. Anybody In California, here in Las Vegas, anywhere. Oklahoma. Send me your CarMax offer. If I don't beat I'll send you check for 100 bucks. Get me the vin.com rick11f150 lariat with 115 crew cab leather, no sunroof. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

12, 5. 13 12.

[Caller]

5 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 to 13, huh?

[Caller]

Is that. Is that the most?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Go to givemetheven.com load it up. Let me see if I can fall in love with it. I might give more. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

No, I'm looking for a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well then I might have a little bit more. Go to givemetheven.com let's load it up. Let's do something.

[Caller]

All right, sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800800 radio mark on that Hyundai Sonata Sport. We that car is not very exciting. So I don't want to take it to the air. Will you just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll. The system will bid it automatically and then my guy will text you back. We'll make a deal with you if we can.

[Caller]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about? What are you talking.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean it's not exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

About a Hyundai Sonata Sonata Rent cars are not exciting? I mean you can go to any Hertz or Avis and look at one.

[Baba]

Sounds very international.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Highline cars. I like Rolls Royce Ferraris. I've got a Ferrari California sitting down.

[Baba]

See that sitting out there? Boy, that's beautiful. You've been driving it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been driving it for two days. I never drive these cars. But my, my eight year old, it is a carine. And he made me promise to bring one home and I picked him up at school and then he just died. He said, this is the best day.

[Baba]

Imagine your dad picking you up at a Ferrari.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, this is the best day ever. My life. That's really what he said.

[Bobbo]

Your kids are awesome. The. The youngest was in the office yesterday. Did you hear this J.D.

[Baba]

Nobody do.

[Bobbo]

So he's running around and goes over to. He goes over to Lieutenant Dan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Norman]

Senior buyer.

[Bobbo]

Oh no, you've got a robot leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[Bobbo]

He runs away. He comes over to my desk. Hey, you don't have robot leg. So I told him, yeah, not all of us have the robot leg over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The other night I said, how was your day? He said it was good. I was like, what'd you Learn at school. He said, one of my teachers has two flats thumbs and one has a really, really, really fat belly. I don't know what a flat thumb is, but he definitely noticed. That's Baby Day D. He couldn't say his name when he was like two. He just said Dayday was his name, so it's stuck now, like on his jerseys and stuff. It's his Day D. Classic.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is his actual name?

[John Clay Wolf]

Caven.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd never know either.

[Baba]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I can't pronounce it twice. 800. That's what you get for marrying a European. 800. 807. It means handsome in some language. Sounds to me like, you know, some of those. It sounds a little ghetto when you start bending valves around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love him. I just call him K for short. Or Dayday. Yeah, what you got, Jay?

[Baba]

Let's see here. We got some fun. Well, we got some interesting news about some kids that thought they were going to steal some marijuana. You've seen the smash and grabs where they drive the vehicle in, they grab some stuff, and they head out with this group of teenagers. Did this in Colorado Springs. They stole all of the herbs they could grab. They're all in the case. You know, they ran their vehicle through the front door. The problem is they don't actually put marijuana on display. They stole a bunch of oregano.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is a dispensary.

[Baba]

Right at an actual dispensary. And we have some audio. Here's what it sounds like when young people actually smoke oregano. This is a whole different deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Years.

[Norman]

How you doing?

[Caller]

Jesus Christ Almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was terrific.

[Baba]

How you feel?

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch this, watch this, watch this.

[Norman]

Hey.

[Baba]

I know.

[Caller]

You're my life.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Good.

[Bobbo]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Getting too big on me now.

[Norman]

Don't go busting my ball, Billy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey, Tommy, if I was gonna break your ball, I'll tell you to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Home and get your shine box. That's what happens when you smoke oregano.

[Baba]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of stuff, what's this? 911 call soundbox before we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's so sweet. It's so sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you just check it out. I. I really liked it. I think you will, too.

[Norman]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

91 1.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the address of your emergency?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, yeah, this is an emergency, but.

[Caller]

I'm 10 years old and I'm working.

[John Clay Wolf]

On my math homework right now, and.

[Caller]

I can't figure out what 71 divided by 3052 is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could try to help you. Okay, thanks. Okay.

[Caller]

Because just doing it on a calculator.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S 42.98, which you would round up to, like, 43.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that all you needed?

[Caller]

Yeah. All right, I'll let you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Help. I mean, he needs to teach the kid how he got there. Anybody can work a calculator. You need to sit down and do a screen share with him and go through the fundamentals of the.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about this?

[Baba]

This 911. We're busy. People are dying.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't know how many people died in robberies and house fires while he was helping her with her math homework, but he did help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Norm, how's the lane expansion going at Dallas Auto Auction where we're putting in the new lanes? Have you. Have you. Did you see it last night was the last time you saw it?

[Norman]

Yes, I saw it last night. Everything is coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are the video walls up on both sides? Just one.

[Norman]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I told y' all to send me pictures as we go.

[Norman]

Actually, you put six. Six big TVs in there. It looks very nice. It's a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

On both sides.

[Norman]

On both sides.

[John Clay Wolf]

But are both sides up?

[Norman]

Yes. Yes. That. We're working that. Sean is down there. Right there, too, right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Norman]

My good friend Shawnee Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they wrote where they wrapped both lanes and.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the. Are the cable runs made for the audio and all that stuff? Yep.

[Norman]

Yeah. I think you're gonna be pleased when you go and see these.

[Bobbo]

Are the Showgirls ready?

[Baba]

Are we gonna do this again like we did first time? Bringing the hell. You're gonna fly in a helicopter and make a big show out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't know if anybody has a helicopter they can loan me. I'll do it if anybody wants me to. They have a helicopter. I'll pay for the gas and the pilot. Just go to John. Go to john claywolf.com and click email. Contact us if you're living the DFW market this time.

[Bobbo]

Lower down from the helicopter on a rope repelling. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah. When we started off the lane at Dallas. We start. We came in the helicopter. Helicopter. We gotta do that again.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. But we have two auctioneers and two reps. So we'll need a larger helicopter this time.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

You need the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a big one.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's getting all fired up. Baba. We're talking about.

[Baba]

I'm excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. Wood in the bridge.

[Baba]

Help you?

[J.D. Ryan]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Baba]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going into hour number four we're going to lose few guys when we do that in Houston. You can jump over to 97.5 ESPN they carry our number four on it covers most of the of the city Dallas guys you'll have to listen on the john claywolf.com stream anybody else that we lose? I think those only two stations we lose actually is the buzzing ZPS and you can get us on the stream@john clearwolf.com Remember the podcast goes up at 2 o'. Clock. Give me the vin.com if we don't beat your carmax off send you a check for $100 actually that the fourth hour is probably the best because we're relaxed. We relax and I don't have program directors breathing down my.

[Baba]

We say things about people that you won't hear otherwise.

[John Clay Wolf]

We talk more than.

[Baba]

You're right John playwolf.com the stream John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey Prek, where you at? All that good stuff's coming up. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy car radio Derek and Hal some city Hang tight with the Ford and I'll be right. I'll be right back of that number four.

[Announcer]

Am I Magnet broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gimme the vin.com I am a person.

[Norman]

Today I am a king tomorrow.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800800 radio now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This makes me mad at D DJ Techno Rob whenever I hear the Smashing Pumpkins for stealing my Smashing Pumpkins tickets.

[Bobbo]

Yeah it Rob.

[Baba]

Oh it Rob stole your tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I wanted to see him too. Derek and Halls from city. Good morning. Is this thing geeked out? You got a hot rod ST Focus. Is it geeked out or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's got a little bit stuff to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean most you guys that drive those Evos or the STS or the WRX says you can't leave him alone. I understand it's like a redneck in his truck.

[Caller]

Actually on across the car. So that's a little bit more done to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you do to it?

[Caller]

While it's not left to it now it's got a torson style limited in it and it's got a CPE drum mount intercooler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I don't know what any of that is. Well, does it have a clean carfax? Yes, it's a 2015 Ford ST with 54,000 miles leather roof. Now does 12 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah, more than that but that's the water. So what do you owe on it. I still owe 18 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. My number here is 12 5. So I was. I was starting you 12. So you come back at 12. 5, but it doesn't look like we can get there. Get a preacher. Tobacco. The guy's buried. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Chris. The 15 Sierra. Half ton. 100, 000 miles. Leather nav. No roof.

[Caller]

No roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big back door. Small.

[Caller]

Big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

I'm gonna say rougher than average, but I don't have bumpers hanging off of it or anything. It's been a work truck since day one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we need to fix on it to make it nice? Dents or wrecks?

[Caller]

Little dents and dance things. No wreck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got six dent doctors working full time.

[Caller]

Our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our dent bill last week was 23, 000. Oh, did you know that? I mean, no. 23, 000. We push a million dollars a year in dents.

[Baba]

Oh, my lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all want to see. Y' all think you work hard downstairs? You ought to see what's going on in a recon.

[Baba]

I can't even imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Uncle Norman can attest.

[Norman]

That's a happy dent guy.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they screwing a storm? And are there? Are they?

[Norman]

No, no, no. These guys are going not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because what happens when you have too many people? If you don't have enough dents, they'll start making dents to. I don't want them making their own dents to push out.

[Norman]

No, these. They're professionals. I. And I keep a good eye on them, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen that movie the Human centipede? Watch that, Google that up and you'll tell me what I mean. All right. I. I think it's worth 16, 17 grand. Okay. Yeah. Well, no, hang on. I'm sorry. I'm thinking of a nice one. Whoa. Come on, now. I need pictures of this car. Send me some pics. And right in the info box where the damage is. If any dents are one thing, body shop is another. If we have to paint it, that's different. And if we have to replace bumpers, I mean, those cost 500 to 700 a piece. We need to put tires on it. You know what those cost? A windshield cost us 200. You know, the seat rips cost us a hundred. So it's just actually on. Give me the vin.com. it says, what does it take? Like how much in dollars and repairs to make it nice? Then just estimate it yourself and just. If it's A thousand or two thousand and then that'll back up the bid. That much or if it's 500.

[Caller]

Okay, cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'd love to buy it and I'll write a check. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Adam and Adam. Adam. Adam.

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you. Do you have any other offers? I see 14 Honda Pilot with 56. Is it leather or cloth?

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got them cotton seats.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear that redneck call me about it two months ago? What kind of seats? Cotton. I've heard so many people, like, say that it's got them. A lot of people listen to the show more than I thought.

[Baba]

It's. Breathe the.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's funny.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[Caller]

It's gray with gray cloth interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a. It's a pilot, right?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[Caller]

Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 56, 000 miles. Decent miles. It's average miles. Clean carfax or does it have accident history?

[Caller]

It's a hail repair two years ago.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thirteen grand.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Thirteen. Thirteen. Five.

[Caller]

Thirteen. Yeah. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It all depends on that carfax. I need to read that carfax. The hail repair is no big deal, but if it's. If it reads nasty. You got to understand these big corporate buyers that we. We sell to, they can't buy back. I mean, they can't. If they buy bad carfaxes, they really back them up because they have a. They just have policies. So if it says accident history or damage repair, then. Then it makes a difference. So go to givemetheven.com that's why the VIN number helps us, because we can pull the history on it.

[Caller]

Right on. Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to buy it, though. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio DJ. Please just put them on hold. I'm trying this different. I'm not yelling at him anymore. I'm asking nicely. Thanks. Jeremy. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got.

[Caller]

Man? I just wanted to let y' all know I had a great experience. Y' all bought my 2014 Nissan Titan.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles were on it?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. 64,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

When did we pick it up?

[Caller]

Y' all picked it up. I believe it was Wednesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're in Louisiana?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. South Louisiana. Out by Lafayette.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to see something. I'm looking at my run list for this week of the 400 cars or 500 cars we're going to sell on Wednesday and I want to see.

[Caller]

Yeah, Strip club came and got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a big old bastard, isn't he?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah. Big old goofy, just like me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So? So it's a Nissan. Hang on, I'm looking through my run list. Let me look at all the Nissans.

[Caller]

Yeah, it was the heavy metal, chrome edition.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I know this vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you? Yeah. Did you buy Charlie?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You handle it? Okay. So where's my Nissan?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Caller]

Yeah, Kevin, this guy that I talked to on the phone, he was great too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. I'm looking here and I'm not finding Nissan. It's a Tundra Titan.

[Caller]

No. Nissan Titan.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's different.

[Bobbo]

Sometimes Louisiana. Stuff takes a little while to get here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Is it a 1313 with 69,000 miles?

[Caller]

No, it's a 2014 four door, heavy metal, chrome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I don't even have it numbered for this week. We already picked it up.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, y' all picked it up that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, cool. Then that means we've got more cars coming and maybe we will hit 500. I appreciate the phone call. I'm glad everything worked out. Did you shop around? I love hearing the stories where we beat the hell out of all the other bidders.

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, y' all beat them hands down, no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell a friend you're doing it now. I appreciate it, Everybody. Thanks, man. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. How many miles run it?

[Bobbo]

64.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Bobbo]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what should be numbered then? Huh? I set up your number in that lane till 2 o'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[Baba]

2 in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

2 in the morning. And then I had a conference call to get on at seven.

[Baba]

So you've had no sleep?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't had much.

[Baba]

You've been a little edgy. A lot of fun but edgy this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Baba]

He's screaming at people about nothing.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Edgy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is it? What's that? What's the Alabama score? Seven to nothing.

[Bobbo]

Seven nothing. Ten minutes left in the first quarter. They just blocked a punt. So they should score again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here. They're fixing the score. Good. So the line is 48.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you bet any football? Is Zane taking bets out in Vegas? You know what?

[Bobbo]

No. None of us have tried that. Because we want him to focus. Yeah, because otherwise he'll be running to the book.

[Baba]

You got your Vegas buyer as a bookie?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Then he wants a little juice on it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand how a sports book works. Do they take juice or do they I mean, I know how a book. How does a sports book work?

[J.D. Ryan]

Illegal one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a legal one in Vegas. So you put 100 on the game and if you win, how much do you get back?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's whatever the odds are posted.

[Bobbo]

You know, minus their. Whatever their big is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do they have po. Do they have hard vig like a bookie does? Or are they playing? Are they owning the bet? And do they make money betting against you? That's what I don't understand.

[Bobbo]

Not sure. It's deep here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of like consigning cars. Like these other auction guys that run all these cars at auction, they don't own any of them and they just make a little fee off the sale fee.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They charge an uptick versus like owning them. Like we buy them all and we win or lose with the flow, you.

[Baba]

Actually go with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was wondering if the sports book, are they.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, think about it this way. Who holds the money?

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a gambler, somebody listening knows the answer to this. Yeah, I bet our phones are fixing the light all the way up. I need, I need to know how a sports book works. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. What we saying, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

Who holds the money in that transaction? The book, the households, the money. So it's like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, okay, so it. Would it be comparable to a horse racing setup? Cuz you go to the window and you get a ticket. I saw it in Vegas last week. Yeah. And how does the horse racing world make their profit?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's. It's bet on us odds, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the odds and the lines. I understand, I don't understand the middle. Are they charging a flat fee or are they playing against you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so. I think they're playing against you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you're right. That's why the blind moves in Vegas odds are the hot one, the real one.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's why that's the real line. The line.

[John Clay Wolf]

The line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Well, what's the line out of Vegas?

[Bobbo]

48 1/2 points for Bama and they're up 14 to nothing with nine minutes left in the first quarter still.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn, they may do it.

[Bobbo]

So three and a half minutes in they scored.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you try to place a bet with a bookie, if the game's kicked off, they won't take it. But I noticed at the sports book they will. The line changes as it goes.

[Bobbo]

Yes. You can do like halftime. There's all different types of bets you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can make and that's dangerous.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the line on the Cowboys game? It's got to be terrible because we suck.

[Bobbo]

Cowboys game. You know what, let me check here. I bet, I bet because they're home that they're three and a half point favorite.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're playing Detroit. Detroit beat some, beat the Patriots last.

[Bobbo]

Week, which was crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Patriots are having a tough start.

[Bobbo]

I was close. 33 points. Cowboys are favored because they're home over.

[John Clay Wolf]

The team that just beat the Patriots. Yeah, I think I'd take some juice on that. Good morning, you're on the air. Do you know the book world?

[Caller]

Oh, of course. So I have to explain it to you because it's different if it's baseball, basketball, football or hockey, all a little different. So give me one sport and I'll quickly tell you how it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Football.

[Caller]

So football is a point spread. So if you were in your, in your context, you said If I bet $100 on say the Eagles -7, right. You'd have to actually lay 110 to win 100. So if you physically bet 100, you'd only get back like 92 or 93.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it's just like, it's just like placing through, it's just like, just like placing through a bookie.

[Caller]

Then exactly the same and exactly the same vid. It's just that when you get to say baseball, it's no longer like that. It might be the Braves minus 135 as the favorite and the Phillies plus 115. So you're either going to lose on a hundred dollar bet, you're going to lose 135. If the favorite loses or if they win, you win your hundred. And if you take the underdog and they lose, you can only lose 100, but you can win 100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we're back to sports horse racing kind of thought, correct?

[Caller]

Yeah. Very similar in that you have a negative. Like you could have a horse that's a 3 to 5 because there's such a huge favorite or one that's more like what the public typically knows. 10 to 1, right. I lay 100, I win a thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now why doesn't Vegas own the bet and just handle it themselves and play against the player? So it sounds like they're just charging points to bring two people together. They're not, they're not in the, they're not taking a position.

[Caller]

No, they absolutely do because they house the bet there. They are the backer of the bet. So if I walk into a Las Vegas casino and I put, not that I personally could, but if I put a hundred thousand dollars on this thing, they're, they're either collecting my hundred or they're winning the bet. They themselves. Now, behind the scenes, they may only retain a certain percentage of the best incoming, but as a general public, we would never hear about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there, this is starting to sound like the wholesale car business a little bit. Tell me this, when they have a big one come in, a half a mil, will the boss pick up the phone and lay down half the risk to another house?

[Caller]

It absolutely can, can happen if you take like a Caesars or a Wynn or a Mirage. These are big time casinos that have larger retention. But if you take like a, you know, I don't even know, a Sam's Casino, one off the Strip, they may only have say a half million dollar total retention before they have to put that off to somebody else. But that's getting like. For the general public, that's way too much information to understand how to take or lay a bet on sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is that what Ace Rothstein was so good at in casino? Was he the guy that was kind of calling those shots and diverting those lines and lays?

[Caller]

So there's very, very, very few people what they can truly consider a whale in terms of sports betting that actually can move along a guy like you or I who goes in. What they're banking on is that a hundred thousand people take the Saints this week and exactly a hundred thousand people take the other side, okay? Because all they have is the juice to collect. They don't care who is right. But if you get Floyd Mayweather walks in and says, you know what I want to do? I want to put 10 million on the same today. Now they're in some serious potential trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he do things like that? Is that a truth? Does Floyd make.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has Floyd made. What's the largest bet you've ever heard him make?

[Caller]

$2 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's a lot. See, you've heard of Floyd Mayweather taking a position of $2 million on a sporting event. Wow.

[Caller]

Absolutely. It's when you, but you have to put it in context that that's like you or let's say if we're a hundred thousand dollar a year guy, that's like you or I betting maybe, you know, 30 bucks on a game, 20 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Caller]

I mean literally, I mean, if a guy makes 300 million and he bets one or two and that's like twice he's ever done it say. Right. But that's all. It's all, it's all relative to the amount of money that he has. But there's very, very, very few people that can move a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of bets, I'm gonna, I'm gonna make a bet on a, on a truck in Oklahoma real quick, Chris. In Oklahoma. Now at the, at the Indian casinos, they charge 50, 50 cents a hand, right?

[Baba]

I don't know.

[Caller]

I don't, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Gonna charge you $50 for the bet. Wintered lows 06 Frontier with 154,000mile crew cab. Four wheel drive with a roof. Is it leather?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it rough or is it clean?

[Caller]

It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet four, four, five. Does that buy it? Does that buy it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Caller]

I mean I think it's nice, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that buy it? Does 4, 500 buy it?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller]

I'm at 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might move the line to 6. Does 6 buy it?

[Caller]

Might move it to 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I might hang up. All right. Oklahoma. Yee haw. Be right back.

[Caller]

Dunkin Donuts announced that next year they.

[Bobbo]

Will shorten their name from Dunkin Donuts to just Dunkin.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And their customers will shorten the name.

[Caller]

Of their disease from diabetes to just Beaties.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got drama going on in the studio. Bobbo and JD are fighting during the break.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fighting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo is arguing with JD he wants.

[Baba]

Everybody on Facebook to hate him. He gets in so many fights on Facebook, he immediately assumes anybody that responds to something he said is fighting him or going against him.

[Norman]

Oh my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

How dare you be on Facebook.

[Baba]

Oh my God. That's all you ever do.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a paranoid.

[Baba]

Is you fight with people.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD Posted this neat post.

[Baba]

A funny little thing about George Straight being, you know, all the sexual harassment things. Just breaking news. George Traits has a sexual harassment. Which he doesn't. Which he doesn't. Which he doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joke.

[Baba]

That was the joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be jack with your finish. The joke.

[Baba]

The joke was. Yeah, about the song check yes or no where he chases Emmy Lou around the bed in their room. So that's the whole joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

He chases around the playground song as a kid in school and he sends her a note that says check yesterday. My point was you like me too.

[Baba]

The sad part is some people will read that headline and then go to work and go, did you hear about George Straight?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And you. That's What? You said people read the headline and spread the news, right? And I said, ain't it the truth?

[Baba]

And that's. You agreed with me. I agreed with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I like and I enjoy the story.

[Baba]

And the next person also agreed with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, the next person was. Is your half step wife, Kim. Whatever.

[Baba]

And she said. And read it. Don't you read.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because JD won't. He won't marry her. Don't stop with this. He won't even admit that she. They. Everybody went on for a year that you were like, oh, she's a friend. She's a friend. She, you know, he's taking her on like vacation. None of your business.

[Baba]

She just.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this for the record. And this has nothing to do with that, okay? That's your fault, jd.

[Baba]

What's my fault?

[John Clay Wolf]

Having a fault now that she's your woman.

[Baba]

Yeah, of course she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

So, okay, but in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you told anybody that she's my cousin? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Inject the phraseology into this because my reply was ain't it the truth.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what her last name is, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cutesy friendly, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's my cousin.

[J.D. Ryan]

All serious, man.

[Baba]

She didn't come back serious at all. That's what the thing you think anybody that responds to you on Facebook, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

I quote, ugly and I quote what? Yes, sadly it is.

[Baba]

Sadly it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seems like I'm offended and armed to blast your ass if you disagree with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gunlo, stop. I've got to officiate. This is Baba reading his words or hers?

[Baba]

Hers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go again.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD, turn JD's mic off because he cannot stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then she said. And then she said. I wish everyone would just realize this will not affect their personal lives in any way whatsoever. Personally, I could care less what they did 35 years ago.

[Baba]

She's agreeing with you. Well, dumbass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I don't.

[Baba]

Thank you because you want everybody to fight you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's talking about the guy that's getting his balls fried this week, right? In.

[Baba]

In courthouse and how everybody's got their little paintings and the only person that's got their pennies in the wad in this room is you.

[Chipmunk]

Well, so what?

[Baba]

Yeah, I still love you, papa.

[J.D. Ryan]

You asked me anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're weird, dude. Bob, you're very emotional, man. You're emo.

[Baba]

He's the only guy I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you wear like black trench coat and boots? Like emo? Like Marilyn Manson?

[J.D. Ryan]

I had a gray tweed trench coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you're emo. Dude. You're emotional. William 14, impala. LTZ with 28, 000 miles. Is it a two, five, four cylinder or a V6?

[Caller]

It's a V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has a sunroof.

[Caller]

No, no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because this is. Then are you sure it's an LTZ? Because that's standard.

[Caller]

It doesn't. It's a. It's a LT2 or it's either a LT2 or LTV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. LT2 is a different animal. And this is why we named the company. Give me the vin. And it's so funny, all the. All these guys on Facebook. When we have our ads on Facebook, they write underneath. Yeah, I'll just give you my Social Security number too. And my bank account routing information about my blood type in my blood type. Right. So we just need the VIN number so we can decode it and we can see what the hell it is.

[Bobbo]

No, that VIN number is going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell you everything about me because our system will bust the VIN number and tell us what we're looking at. Do you mind loading it into the website?

[Caller]

Currently I'm driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I was just listening to radio and I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I hear. I just want to. I don't want to hit you on LTZ Money and then have to call back and then cut it back to LT Money and you're like. Well, you're a liar. You're a sorry ass car dealer. You're exactly what I figured. It's a scam just like the rest of.

[Caller]

No, no, give me a L. Give me. Give me the lower. The lower of the. Give me the L. Then we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go up if it's better. Yeah, that's a. I like that thought. Okay. Does it have factory navigation?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have 19 inch wheels or. You probably don't know that.

[Caller]

19 inch wheels?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think so for sure. Okay. Because 18 standard 19 is an add on. Okay, then I'll give 15 grand. That sounds high. Hang on. Too damn high. Yeah. All right. Yeah, 15 grand. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and you can also put your license plate in there. You get right next to the vendor. You can put license plate. Just put your license plate. It'll bust your VIN off. Our computer is fancy and it will like hit the archives with the, with the dot and take the license plate, pull the VIN number off of it and inject it into our system. And then it gives us, us what we need so you don't have to jack with all those 17 digits. Cool.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. For you Alabama fans and raging Cajun fans, we've got a little problem here happening in the first quarter of the Alabama game. What's going on? The line was 48 and a half, which we should have jumped on Turley. I know it's already 21 to nothing and there is three and a half minutes left in the first quarter. And they just threw a big pass. Did they make that? Oh, that's a late hit on the cages.

[Bobbo]

So they got, they got a pass, pass across like the 30 yard line and they'll get another 15 yards here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so where, so where, where's the. Yeah, so the question is, is Saban gonna lay off the throttle and put in the backups or is he going to run the score up? Is he gonna be a bad sport and run the score up? And what would that help him? Second half. I think you. Second half. We're talking second quarter.

[Baba]

Second half of the first quarter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet he'll wait till the second half.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, you know, I think he'll let him play the first quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would you risk your players? Because even, even a team you're beating can blow a knee out.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it's possible, but you want to keep them fresh, you know, you know, in the flow of the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

So they'll let them play the first quarter because this last drive, they're going to score here. So it'll be 28 nothing in the first quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Baba]

I'd love to see the camera take the side of Lafayette. Just the, you know, the people that are there going, oh, man, why are we.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, they have not brought out Bucks. Bobby Boucher, the water boy, yet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

He may come save the day because that has happened today. I watched it in a movie about 20 years ago. It was awesome.

[Bobbo]

It's deflating watching games like this.

[Baba]

I can't even imagine as a fan why you would even be there. You know, you're gonna kill.

[John Clay Wolf]

I played for SMU in 91.

[Bobbo]

What was the worst you guys got killed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[Bobbo]

Was it 56 to nothing or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

90 to three or seven? That's right.

[Bobbo]

It was 73. They scored 70 something points. I remember that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't on that team. That was the year before us. Yeah, but the guys I played with were on that team.

[Bobbo]

That's when Andre Ware was there and Houston had this high scoring offense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Baba]

Why do they run the score up like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wasn't.

[Bobbo]

You can't tell your kids to stop. Hey, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you were playing your kid the other day and he Was. It was. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Alito was playing Granberry. And then the first quarter, my son's team was up 30 to nothing in the first place quarter. So my wife's like this is not fun. I feel sorry for the other team. Just like Babe, they're not gonna stop. Yeah, I mean they're gonna keep going. They just. You can't just say hey kids, let's just everybody here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bama is now on the one yard line and fixed a punch it in to make it a. Here it is.

[Baba]

How long is this fun for Alabama after about after 40 touchdown.

[John Clay Wolf]

Waltz right through the middle of the line un untouched for a clean touchdown shot. That will make us 28 to nothing in the first quarter.

[Baba]

Look at their fans. They're just kind of going yeah, whatever, whoopee do.

[Bobbo]

They're gonna be drinking here in a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all drunk already. What are you thinking? It's the South Louisiana. They're already been drinking.

[Bobbo]

Hey, there is some good games of later. What are you on football? Stanford versus. Was it Ohio State? I'm sorry? Notre Dame. And at Notre Dame tonight, 6:30 and then Ohio State versus Penn State. That's also at 6:30. So there's a two big games to watch tonight. There's really nothing early going on. Great. West Virginia's playing right now. Oh, you playing Baylor? Yes, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baylor.

[Bobbo]

They're going to kill them, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how did Mayfield do on the field last week? I did not watch.

[Bobbo]

He did good. I was really impressed. I watched. I actually stayed up to watch that game, which I wouldn't watch a Cleveland LeBron's game. But then he put him in the second quarter and you know what? I'm not a big fan of his antics and stuff but that team got behind him and he drove him back. Back to win.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not a fan of his douchebaggery.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Antics. Yeah, Douchebaggery. Yeah, he's. But he's not a bad quarterback. He's not.

[Baba]

Before we leave football though, we have.

[John Clay Wolf]

A. JD Has a football.

[Baba]

We do. Actually. One of the members of our of our show may be losing an endorsement deal.

[Bobbo]

What?

[Baba]

One of the of the members of our show may be losing an endorsement deal. Johnny Football is a big supporter of the gas pipe which is a kind of a head shop in the Dallas area. The gas pipe owners are accused of making synthetic marijuana in colorful foil packets with names like Wolf Pack Rage and Afghan Ice and Venom and actually they're in Court now saying that they kept changing the formula just enough to stay ahead of the law. So they're basically in trouble and they could end up going, going to prison. So we may lose the gas pipe as an endorsement deal for Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to do? The Argonauts of Canada at?

[Baba]

What's going on now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny Manzel, everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, let me be perfectly clear, okay, Be clear about the K2.

[Baba]

K2.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not even supposed to smoke it, stupid.

[Baba]

No, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you supposed to do?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's supposed to eat it like dip.

[John Clay Wolf]

It like snuff croutons and ranch man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just make a beautiful salad and get high as hell.

[Baba]

So you're okay with losing your endorsement deal to the gas pipe?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they still got their smokingator man.

[Baba]

But they're gonna close smoking.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're not closing. They're gonna go to jail.

[Baba]

Gonna go to jail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doors by Johnny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Walter White Breaking Bad setup. If you read the story, it was the same damn thing. He had his. He had his guys out in the country. Probably in. In Love County, Oklahoma if I was guessing. Or around Vernon, Texas making his weed, his synthetic weed. He put it. He built a lab just like Walter super lab.

[Baba]

And they switched the molecules in their spice products four different times to stay one a step ahead of the federal regulation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Making a profit of $500,000 a week.

[Baba]

A week?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They like changed the molecular structure so it makes it taste even better.

[Baba]

Dressing was about to be banned. The gas pipe had a fire sale until midnight to get it off their shelves.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was like four years ago.

[Baba]

No, it's in court right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no no, they're in criminal court. They're going to down.

[Baba]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

So boys and girls don't smoke.

[Baba]

The K2 don't smoke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ask for the Smokingator 2000 sponsored by Jenny Fab.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy on hold says his brother in law is not a fan. He wants us to win him over. All right, we'll try that in a minute. We'll be back. Uno momento. 404.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by.

[Norman]

Give me the.

[Announcer]

Vince, call in 800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that's your material for your private time then you need to change stations now.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so the score is 28 to nothing and Bama is almost done with the first quarter. The backup quarterback has entered the ball game now.

[Bobbo]

They, they just finished the first quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally Todd in Oklahoma.

[Baba]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir.

[Caller]

Mr. Wolf, are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes sir, Colonel sir.

[Caller]

Oh my goodness sake man. I'm telling you what, I am the biggest fan of you and in your show. And I want to, I want to let you know I've actually canceled vacations because of your program. Because I wanted to hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's, don't do that again. You can always get us on the stream@john claywolf.com or podcasts worldwide.

[Caller]

That's too much. That's too much for me. But listen, listen, I know you're, I know you're busy and things are going really fast, but my brother in law is not so much of a fan right now. I, I, I, I'm just hoping you could change his mind for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Caller]

Because, uh, him and I've been no to know all morning long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's up? What's the problem?

[Caller]

He's right here, John, if you want to, if you want to talk to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. I feel like this is a big setup. I got the big lube. I got the big lube on the intro already. All right. I'm lubed up. Good morning.

[Caller]

All right. This is Jimmy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Jimmy. You've been drinking.

[Caller]

No, sir, I haven't. I don't drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

That's the problem.

[Caller]

My problem is I went through your website, the givemetheven.com and all that. I spoke with your buyer and all this other stuff, and I uploaded pictures of my truck and everything else my truck is worth. I know for a fact this is around 30 to 32,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

In what state do you live in?

[Caller]

And I've been in Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go ahead.

[Caller]

How many miles are on and anyway, on my truck at 64,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

64,000.

[Caller]

I called earlier and you said. Yeah, I called earlier and you said low 20s. But the thing about it is whenever I put everything into your website, it was giving me between 24, 8 and 26 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, understand this. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. Let me stop you. These trucks have so many damn options. And remember, I'm doing this sight unseen in 30 seconds. So that's why I really want people to go to the website and put it in. So the website told you what.

[Caller]

Between 24, 8 and 26 eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So basically 25 to 27 grand. 25. 27 grand. Okay, you know, what did the buyer say?

[Caller]

The buyer called me back and said 24 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Now the thing about my truck is kind of a little bit different. I mean, I understand that you're doing it silencing, but it has options. And I explained to your buyer that this truck has options. That most 2014 GMC Sierras do not have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, like what?

[Caller]

And I explained all the. Well, like the reverse cam. This truck didn't originally. It's not supposed to have the reverse cam, but it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

It has the heated and AC leather seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LTZ?

[Caller]

I mean, no, it's an SLT, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S SLT 2 or 3 with the. If it has AC seats. Because.

[Caller]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

Yeah, they just got it down as an SLT model.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you put.

[Caller]

I mean, it has every. It has every feature that a Denali would have except for the moonroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can tell you this. There's not a truck on the planet that's not lifted to the moon with 60,000 miles of 2014. That is a Chevy that I. There's not a 2014 Chevy truck on the planet in a half ton that stock that I would give 30 grand for with six GMC. Right. Okay. I mean, Chevy. GMC. Well, anyway, I. I'll look at it when we get off. This is kind of boring.

[Norman]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were really going to bust my balls about something. That's. That. That we're just arguing about price. I mean, we do that all day with people from Oklahoma. We. We buy. Oh, they just scored again. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Al B.

[Bobbo]

Just scored again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just scored again.

[Bobbo]

First play of the second quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like this is an Indians game in major league. And we're. Bob Yukre.

[Bobbo]

10 seconds into the second quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the. The 14 trucks, I mean, you can buy a new one. You gotta look at the rebates that they're putting on the. On the 18s.

[Bobbo]

But for a fact, John, it's worth 32 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it. For a fact. For a fact, he may be right. And he may find someone that can give that if the bank will finance it. But I can't. We will damn sure. Look, it sounds like there's some confusion, and we'll clear it up. It's all good, man. It's all good. It's all good. We love you, Jeff. I will. Apart 15 Wrangler, two door, 87,000 miles. Is it a hard top or a soft top?

[Caller]

I got both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller]

100 stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it. Is a sport or a Rubicon or a what?

[Caller]

That's a sport. S. So it has power locks and power windows and Bluetooth and automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, before you get all mad at me like the guy from Oklahoma, and I know you live pretty close. You live pretty close to the border, so that could rub off.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Caller]

But don't, don't, don't bunch me in with those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you know, the cars are worth more in Oklahoma than they are in Dallas.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Oklahoma is a thriving population. Everybody tens of millions of people and it's a perfected market in Oklahoma. They're worth more up there. Red dirt that doesn't bore buyers up there in Oklahoma. And you know, yeah, okay, wrangler. And they said, oh sure, oh sure. He didn't say, I almost. Okay. Anyway, it's not an altitude. It is a sport S2 door and it's got 80,000 miles on it. It's a 15. Average MMR is 16 grand. Let me see what transactions are. So I have a computer that'll like tell us what all the auction data is. 60. You said how many miles? 80. See, the miles are high. Here's an 87,000 mile one that sold for 14,500. Here's a 79,000 mile one that sold for 16. One. And then here's a 75,000 mile one that sold for 15 five. And here's a 72,000 mile and these are all in the past two weeks that sold for 17,200. So I'd be right around 17 grand.

[Caller]

We're close, but I get it, we're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean I'm the one who's got to write a check for an own the damn thing and I got to go sell it and I can't tell you how many times I lose. Nobody wants to believe that, but that's why we only average 300 bucks a car. We've got cars we make money on. Don't. Don't get me wrong. There's some kinds of but. But it's a sad situation. It's like insurance. Like the winners have to pay for all the losers. Yeah, it's like Robin Hood.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I mean without the win. But this car, I think it's going to bring exactly what I'd be paying and I'd wind up losing my experience expenses is my true estimate because the miles are what I call muddy and it's a two door and the desirability on the two door is not even close to the desirability on a four door. And it's just a deal. So I mean I'm. I don't even like it where I just priced it. I priced it that high because I feel guilty because the Oklahoma guy was busting my balls. That's it. That was, that was like a. What do you call it? A sympathy screw. When the girl like like it takes you to bed just because she feels sorry for you.

[Norman]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a sympathy number. All right. I'm out of it, though. Good. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Well, you like that bottle? What. What was so damn funny?

[J.D. Ryan]

I used to. It's been a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You used to what do sympathies, Brent and Sweetwater, Texas. Brent Sweetwater. Oh, my God, Brent, just sell that thing out there. You're too far. You're out there in the middle of Sweetwater. You got a O2 Civic.

[Caller]

I straight down 20 from you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but it's just not. There's not a lot here to talk about. I mean, we're gonna like. We're gonna spend as much moving this thing from Sweetwater to Dallas as we will with the damn thing's worth. Hang on, let me look. I'll. I'll give you a number. I'll give you a number delivered. You bring it to me. Let's look. It's a Honda. I don't need to look anything. Is it a two door, four door, four door sunroof or no sunroof?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a DX or LS X?

[Caller]

I believe lx, but let me go up.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter. It doesn't have power windows and locks. Negative br. Is the paint burned off of it or is it there?

[Caller]

No, paint's good. It's got damaged rear quarter from a blowout.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And so is the quarter bent underneath, like tore up.

[Caller]

It through trench. It is lx. Yeah, it got the. Right there. That lower quarter below the gas tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you married a Mexican woman and she had a brother that owned a body shop, what would he charge you to fix it? Let me guess. Because that'd be the good. The good sweetheart. And he had legals working for him doing the work. What would he charge you?

[Caller]

I'd be probably 300 at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is probably 500. So bring it to me and I'll write you exactly. Bring it. Bring it to me and I'll give you a check for either a thousand or seven hundred. I need to see pictures. Go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin dot com. Give me the vin.com. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3. Let me. Let me restart. Take that set up. If you had. If your wife was espanola, a real one, not second generation, and she had a brother Hy that owned a body shop that employed his cousins that just got here in the past year from Mexico, see, what would he Charge for it. Now that's about as good of a rate as anyone could ever expect, right? Yeah, I mean, that's like the Holy Grail of cheap bodywork, right?

[Baba]

Si, senor.

[J.D. Ryan]

You say bodywork and all Norman thinks is sl. Tiempo porlos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrew in San Antonio.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Does this one any body work?

[Caller]

No, no, it's looks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Looks brand new.

[Caller]

It's only got 4,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is your shot to the border from San Antonio?

[Caller]

The closest border, that'd be Eagle Pass, Piedra Negras, about two and a half hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. They do cheap body work over there. And you can find love for very good value is what I've heard.

[Norman]

You can give it a ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 25 seconds. I gotta bust. Andrew, go to givemetheven.com, dump the license plate of the VIN number in there, take me some pictures and we'll get you a number on it. My name is John Clay Wolf. I've enjoyed this episode. I don't know if it's the thousandth and 47th or whatever the hell it is.

[Baba]

All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I've been doing this for 13 years. I'm about whooped. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. If we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for 100 goodbyes.

[Caller]

Out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your attention, please. The reason you're hearing that sound is that the following podcast could contain adult language, adult situations, violence, nudity and or downright meanness. That means unless you're 18 years of age or older, you are not allowed to listen to this portion of the John Clay Wolf show. So turn it off now, you deviant little fucker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give us some background music, Charlie.

[Baba]

Now you can say whatever the hell you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just to triple check Disconnected ISDN from any radio stations. So anybody, program directors, people thinking about carrying the show. If you're listening to this, this is not broadcast. You cannot hold it against me. You were. You were actually intervening and violating. Listening in on a private conversation. Oh, hey, Randy, please don't touch my anus. Hey, Norman, you, when you're talking about $150,000 cars, you don't talk about corrosion even though it's not. But the cars like that are so high profile, they're going to remember it and they're going to think something's wrong with it when it's not in those goddamn headlights. Lights do get moisture in them. They're sealed beam on those McLarens. It costs $4,000 a piece to fix. And if you're talking about on the radio, they're gonna up the value of the car in just your comments.

[Baba]

See, when we found it in the ocean.

[Norman]

What the hell I'm gonna say? I get too comfortable. I'm sitting with you like I am talking to anybody. And then holy. I am in the radio. God damn it. And then now. Now I can be myself. I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know.

[Norman]

I mean, when we found the Ferrari.

[Baba]

In the beach, you know.

[Norman]

And then when you're talking to.

[John Clay Wolf]

To. To.

[Norman]

To marry a Mexican woman. That's something. It's good they take care of you. But my emeralds. Man. You emeralds goes to hell. They use this. This poblano pepper. That will kill you your hemorrhoids.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're wet back. Dude. Why do you. You swam over here from Puerto Rico.

[Norman]

Puerto Ricans don't need high weeds. Spicy but not hot like these people eats around here. Man, this is crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy. So who's got your hemorrhoids up?

[Norman]

Well, I think there is the Tex Mex. I love the. You know, I love the quesadillas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Usually it's too much sitting down.

[Norman]

Too much sitting down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been too. Yeah. You're not working sitting down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know who gets Hammer wars more than anybody else?

[John Clay Wolf]

Truck driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Truck driver?

[Norman]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cuz they're sitting down all the time.

[Norman]

I didn't know that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. It keeps you. Keeps you spread out.

[Norman]

I'm learning something new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keeps your old red eye fired up.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Norman]

Oh, yeah. Ichi not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get the itchy issue. Preparation H. It'll fix you.

[Norman]

I guess. I guess they got a hell of a good market down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what about your old lady? Is she coming to. Is she coming to live here? She.

[Norman]

Yes. Yes. I am working on that right now. Man. That's. What.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she like the Tex Mex?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. She likes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did she.

[Norman]

She likes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it giving her irritable bowel syndrome as well?

[Norman]

I hope not because I work in that plumbing myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Oh, my God. There's your segue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you've done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's your drop, Charlie.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, I can't hear because JD's chewing you like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good luck.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Lord.

[Baba]

I'm just enjoying the hemorrhoid.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why were you so worried about Jod Dean getting shot by his wife?

[Baba]

Because I'm not sure that he's his paylove audience. And we were on in Dallas at the time has heard the story about domestic issues that happened years ago. And I wasn't there, so I can't prove it. I've just heard it and everybody said it wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he ever tell you it happened?

[Baba]

Not personally.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it might have not been. Maybe a true.

[Baba]

That's why I said a wife. Allegedly. Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba, have you ever been shot at by a woman? Like Jody Dean and Uncle Roy were. No, I have not been shot at by a woman. Have you ever been hit with a closed fist by a woman?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Baba]

Have you really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Why?

[Norman]

Y' all don't double that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did it connect?

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably on my shoulder. I ducked it a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to the face, but not. Not a face or a head shot, no.

[Baba]

You? Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think my. I had this hot little enchilada girlfriend back in high school and college, and she'd get drunk and get pretty feisty.

[Baba]

Was the best one, you know, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don'T know if she ever connected, but. But, you know, swinging crazily. I'm sure she did. Sure. And I had to grab her and hold her against. I remember one night, it was real bad. I had to, like, pin her arms behind her against my car. And then she started screaming like I was doing something wrong. Sure. And then the story got out that I was rough on her, of course, and that. That's a hard claim to overcome. I was actually getting voted into a men's club here in Fort Worth. Yeah. This. The Steeplechase Club.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do a little cabaret.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have to. You have to have a sponsor and they vote on. Sure. And I didn't realize most. A lot of times you don't. What did you say?

[Baba]

The real, real gentleman. Not what kind he's thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. It's a. It's a debutante hunt thing. It's old school.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And the first year. And a lot of times you don't get in the first year, but I didn't get in the first year, but I had, like, the best setup and lineup and sponsors ever. I was like, what happened? It's like, well, this guy. I don't say his name because I still know him. And he acts like he's my friend, but I hate his guts. Brought this story up about my old girlfriend saying, well, you know, I think he's a pretty good guy, but didn't he used to beat his girlfriend up?

[Baba]

Oh, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's about a broad shoulder. Older. Old.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got in the next year, but that was. That was. And then. Then she told this story to her mother, and I ran into her mother, who I really like. Her parents and I had, I've told. I was. I like had to like listen guys. That didn't happen. That didn't have. A lot of weird did happen. She would let her dog on the floor and it would sit there for a month. She's a freak in the bed. But she's got a hot hygiene problem. Not with her snapper, but with everything else. And she let mold. She let mold grow on the food in the. In the deal. And I ain't ever marrying this. No, I am her, but I ain't marrying her. But I hadn't hit her unless she asked me to. She's a dirty too.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was going to kill you. Right? She's swinging. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was so powerful that when we broke up and she started screwing another guy, I went over there one night for. For a ringer. Late night ringer really. And I came back down and my tires were slashed and she had bullet holes in her car.

[Chipmunk]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a powerful snapper, I'm telling you. And there was another night that I went over there. It might have been the same one and the other guy she was screwing.

[Baba]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was on the third story of an apartment complex at Stonegate. And the Batman, the side of the goddamn building he scaled that bobbo.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Banging on the goddamn balcony door on, on story number three of an apartment.

[Baba]

That is some serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is some serious serious quality love.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's hard to come.

[Baba]

No crazy women. And better than two guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

One of them trying to kill us and one of them climbing the wall like Spider Man.

[Baba]

Yeah, that's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I had one years ago, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's saying I whacked her.

[Baba]

But see, they, they attract the. Just because they're crazy, they also attract crazy guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know these guys and it's.

[Baba]

Yeah, it's toxic.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I was 23 and I worked at one of the prominent stations in Wichita Falls, I got together with the Domino's Pizza gal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And she was a little beauty, like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knock, knock, knock, I'm here to deliver.

[J.D. Ryan]

She was 18 and when she brings pizzas to the studio and I'm stuck in there, so six to midnight all the time.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we got friendly and started going out. Her ex boyfriend was like a karate master. You know, crazy big buff, I mean badass looking dude. And he used to follow us around when we'd go out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was great. Well, he showed up at the. At the apartment. At my apartment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

One afternoon I had to run the guy off. It scared me to death.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you do that? Was that back when you were living with the queers?

[J.D. Ryan]

As close to that? No, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say, I'm gonna stick all these queers on you.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is way before that. That probably would have worked on the guy, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna pound your butt.

[J.D. Ryan]

He followed us one night. We went way out of town, and he's still behind us. We're 15 miles out of town. We're almost in. In Seymour following us, the dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you pull over?

[J.D. Ryan]

Stalker? He was just deep, deep in love with her, man. She said, oh, don't stop. Don't stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was done. Was it that good to put a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hole in this guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it that good?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Baba]

What's the thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

The crazy one, and she was 18, 19 at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

How was he? 40?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm 23. I think they went to high school together. I think they were like sweethearts.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happened to the girl? That was your girl when you first moved down here and she had a truck driver boyfriend and then did she wind up with him again?

[J.D. Ryan]

She did, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For no. No. Ex husband. I mean, six weeks or so, something, but. Okay, so she was married. Y' all started not living together, but getting pretty close to it for. For a brief moment in time. And then y'. All. She left or you ran her off and then did she get back with the guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, she up and. Yeah, she up and quit me. Went back to him for like, not very long.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, by then I was in Buoy. I was living in Bowie, and she got back in touch, and she actually came and lived with us for six months.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Buoy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she was bouncing, I guess.

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

But she's been. She got married very, very, very, like, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was it, 14 or 15?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. So she didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear that, JD? No. 14.

[Baba]

How do you do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

She didn't know how to manage relationships.

[Baba]

Well, don't you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you get married in Texas at 14?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's. It's a longer, much more twisted story, and I honestly shouldn't go into it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't matter now. That's water on the bridge. I think you can show sharing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, once the tape start rolling, I'll tell you all. But seriously.

[Norman]

Okay, she was seriously damaged.

[Baba]

Do you have to get parental. Parental approval? You have to, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can the parents even approve that?

[Baba]

I think they can.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not statutory rape story.

[Norman]

No, no. Any state is. It's a law like that, that you can marry with parents after 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 years. Oh, shut the up.

[Baba]

Really shut the up.

[Bobbo]

You guys know this. That's what I want to know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Utah's full of them, man.

[Norman]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Norm, tell us a Puerto Rico story about. About weird stuff like that.

[Norman]

Weird stuff like that in Puerto Rico. That is not. If Your daughter is 12 years old, she can get married. It's about the church. It's not about that is not regulated by the state. By the state. The state don't have nothing to do with that. It's the moral of the church.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, does it happen often?

[Norman]

A lot. A lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot, A lot.

[Norman]

Very often.

[Baba]

However, those 14 or older may get married with the consent of their parent or legal guardian. In those instances, consent must be given within 30 days prior to the marriage license. But it's not saying any younger than 14, period.

[John Clay Wolf]

14.

[Baba]

I know, that's just. That's insane.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's insane.

[Baba]

But this is in Texas.

[Norman]

14. My. I'm sorry to say this, my sister Mary, 14. And she had the first kid on 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which sister? Julie. She married at 14.

[Baba]

She married?

[Norman]

I swear, no, In Texas and Puerto Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

Julie got married in Puerto Rico?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she when she moved here?

[Norman]

When she moved here. I remember she was like 17 when I brought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy, the. The brother in law that we talk about now, is that the same guy? Same guy. How old was he?

[Norman]

He was 17. And. And that was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can understand two kids doing it.

[Baba]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like he was being creepy at 17. She was 14. 15. Whatever. Y.

[Norman]

That's how it goes, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've been together all these years.

[Norman]

All these years.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she when she had a baby?

[Norman]

She was 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Norman]

And then she got a daughter now that she's 22, and she's just 36, 37.

[Bobbo]

So they didn't marry because of having a kid. They married before.

[Baba]

Like, before, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Norman]

But that back in there is acceptable. Back in the days. Are acceptable now with the. With the. The new movement now. People, they're getting more and more.

[Baba]

What's the new movement?

[John Clay Wolf]

New movement is post flood. Well, no, back in the day, it wasn't that long ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, women have more opportunities, more choices.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been surviving longer than that.

[Norman]

That's what it is. Woman has more opportunity, more choices now that they can't wait to get married. Back in the. Back in the day, a woman gets married because she wants to, you know, somebody take care of her. You know, that she didn't have to worship, want to take care of her own house and something like that. But now in these days, they. They became lawyers, doctors.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

[Norman]

I got two brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think your parents wanted her to get married? Were they happy to get the weight off their shoulder?

[Norman]

Oh, my mom could be because my mom was kind of wacky, but I don't know. My mom never had a. A girl, so when Julie came along, she was so happy about it that she.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old were you when you married?

[Norman]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what about your wife?

[Norman]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

And was that. That was obviously over here.

[Norman]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a legal resident of the United States?

[Norman]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are all Puerto Ricans automatically because of the.

[Norman]

Yeah, we cannot vote for the. Okay. If you're in Puerto Rico, you cannot vote for the government. Up here. If you move up here, you can vote. Well, the count. Puerto Rico doesn't count in any boat. It's like Washington D.C. washington D.C. it is. They pay taxes and everything, but they don't got no vote. They don't got no problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Norman]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was the last time you went to puerto rico?

[Norman]

Around 15 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you miss it or do you give a. I miss it.

[Norman]

I got a piece of property down there close to the shore. I got like an acre and I didn't see it for this long.

[Baba]

What part of Puerto Rico?

[Norman]

Oh, the West Coast.

[Baba]

Okay.

[Norman]

That would. Beautiful, man.

[Baba]

For any that's area.

[Norman]

Yeah, I got a nice place down there. My old man left it to me. My. See, back in Puerto Rico, we didn't have too much money for my. My old man was a Vietnam vet, so he went couple tours down to Vietnam, and when he come back, he was all whacked out. So he got. He was a pension from. From. From the Vienna. From the veteran. Yeah, the veteran and Puerto Rico, they. They care about the people who serve. And he was okay. He lived a good life.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD what's gonna happen with Cuba? Has the Vegas movement started in Cuba yet? Because I believe that's gonna happen.

[Baba]

That's gonna come that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I mean, it was obviously in the 40s. It was Vegas.

[Baba]

Yeah, absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

All through the 40s.

[Norman]

Oh, you had to know this. Cuba has the best prostitutes in the whole world. With 40 dot. With $40, you can have a prostitute for a whole week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cheaper than having a wife. Yeah.

[Baba]

Friend of mine has radio station and they. They wanted. They went down there for $60.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will they cook for you?

[Norman]

Oh, they Will do anything. These people, they're professionals.

[Baba]

Amazing, beautiful women will literally walk up to you and just touch you in a barn in Cuba. He said, they're just, they're just.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's, that's.

[Baba]

They see an American, they just walk in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo's mind is starting to work.

[Baba]

I'm telling you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, Baba was thinking right now about that. That great audio connection we had out of Vegas last week. And he's thinking, okay, since person, $4,000 easy, and I could live in Cuba and just check in on Saturdays and have a woman that I'm very familiar with. Bobo, am I. Am I hitting on all eight cylinders?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm pretty. Let me tell you something.

[Baba]

My friend said they're stunning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me tell you something. I'm pretty pent up these days. Yeah, I'm getting. Yeah, I got like this, this four, five, maybe six month cycle sometimes. And like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like that, that shark moving around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, if we get one of those remote deals, do you want to go to Cuba for a few weeks and just dial in from down there? Do they have WI fi?

[Baba]

Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo, you've been. I mean, you've messed around here with some rough. It sounds like there's some quality down there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's amazing in Cuba.

[Norman]

Cuba, that's the Cubana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Communist Cuba.

[Norman]

They communicate. Almost stairs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Relax, it was almost there. It was almost there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna get righteous on me now?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean?

[Baba]

I mean, when Southwest Airlines flies in there, it can't be all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they go?

[Baba]

Yeah. Yes, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, from Dallas?

[Baba]

Yes. Not non stop, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Via.

[Baba]

Through Miami.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. So Miami, Cuba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So if I'm. If you're in an airplane, American Airlines, A jet air airplane.

[Baba]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can look it up. But from Miami to Cuba, how long? 30 minutes.

[Norman]

30 minutes?

[Baba]

Yeah. 45 minutes?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it like an hour boat ride? Is it just right there? Yeah.

[Baba]

I thought it's 90 miles offshore.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought they put the mouse on traveling to Cuba.

[Baba]

Say again?

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought they put the Knicks on traveling to Cuba.

[Bobbo]

Now they opened it up.

[Baba]

I got a friend that just went six, five months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[Baba]

He said it was amazing and the women are beautiful and they will literally do anything. And they're very open. Something about it says it's a really amazing country. They love Americans. They open their homes. The food is fantastic. He came back, just gushing.

[Bobbo]

Pablo, there's your vacation.

[Norman]

That is good. You got big bang for your dollar in there too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get pretty big Bang for a dollar in San Antonio.

[Caller]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you do and not have to look at generals and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Generals?

[Baba]

You're thinking the secret 60s.

[J.D. Ryan]

World travel paranoia.

[Baba]

You know, they got this Google thing. You may look it up, go down.

[J.D. Ryan]

There and catch the feather and be colitis man.

[Baba]

That's what the kids are all doing.

[Norman]

But you gotta be careful when you go down there. You don't want to found a succubus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Norman]

You know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

For the chupacabra, the succubus.

[Norman]

You know what? It's a succubus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Female sex demon.

[Norman]

Yeah, that's it. And there is that. That is true. I found one when I was 16 years old.

[J.D. Ryan]

A real succubus.

[Norman]

A serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

That wasn't a sucky. That was just a black.

[Norman]

This is the woman. This is the woman who wants to have sex every single minute of the day. Okay, I will piss you off because you cannot compete. You cannot drive you crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were 16?

[Norman]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old was she?

[Norman]

She was 17.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was that horny at 17?

[Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I couldn't believe this.

[Norman]

She waked me up in the middle of the night and. And then I used to get mad because I used to go and work. I never say no to sex, man. But when you are pushed to the limit, you, you, you. You became you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You.

[Norman]

You start doubting yourself. That you say, oh my God, that I want to take care of this woman or she gonna kills me. You know what I mean?

[Baba]

I.

[Norman]

And then she used to step in the middle. When I tried to run away. She stand in the middle of the door. I said, you don't going nowhere holding her titty.

[Baba]

You seen some crazy stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Titties. Medium titties or little titties?

[Baba]

Hey, guys.

[Norman]

She was short like a 5:2 with a big set of titties. That was these.

[Baba]

Stop it, John. Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? He didn't hear.

[Baba]

He didn't hear anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big titties or medium titties? Big titties. At 17?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're not fake. And she just wanted to. Every minute of every day.

[Norman]

Every minute, every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you finally escape that terrible situation?

[Baba]

Yeah.

[Norman]

Man, just think the worst. The worst enemy for man is abundance or anything. If you got too much of one thing, you're gonna go crazy. So this woman just. Oh my God. I couldn't. I couldn't take it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know what you mean, man. It. It can be a very precarious situation, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

48 to nothing on the Alabama Lafayette.

[J.D. Ryan]

Game, by the way.

[Bobbo]

Left in the first half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how did you get away from her? Did she try to kill you?

[Norman]

Well, she tried to kill me a couple of times. She sent her brother one time with axe and he looked like an Indian running down the. I was running down the block and he want to cut my head off with an axe.

[Bobbo]

Because you wouldn't her.

[Norman]

Well, she got.

[John Clay Wolf]

She want.

[Norman]

She found ways to mess with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

If.

[Norman]

If he. It's like you going to the bar and you're sitting with your friends and then she show show up and say, what are you doing here? Let's go home.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't me, my brother's out in the parking lot with an ax. Hang on, Norman. I want to get this goddamn story straight. Listen, we're going to wrap this up soon, but I need the facts and I need a straight.

[Norman]

I telling you I had this agreement with that woman. I don't want to do you anymore. I'm going to leave you. So I'm taking out. He calls her brother. She tells her that I slapped her around. Her brother gets mad, but I didn't slap her around. I never got to that point. Anyway, so he comes to me with an axe. So I say what the hell is that? It's an axe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was this in Puerto Rico or in Pennsylvania?

[Norman]

No, that's in Pennsylvania. Lancaster. Yeah. And then I start running. I say holy spirit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yet this man how old now? Still 16 or how old?

[Norman]

No, I was like 19 by that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Steven her three times a day for three years.

[Norman]

I long last three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba holy. Yeah, you said 16 to 19. That's three.

[Norman]

Yeah, I same.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times a day you. Oh my God.

[Norman]

Not.

[Caller]

Oh God.

[Norman]

Don't. Don't make me go there, man. They so was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Jason from the horror movies chasing you with an axe to assist.

[Norman]

What I'm trying to tell you there is social things like a woman has she became a compass. They got something in their mind that is triggered. They love sex and there is nothing, it is nothing that will place your any other way. It could be in any office that you can imagine. The longest achieve was having pleasure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Offices.

[Norman]

Offices. Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

So and on a scale of 1 to 10, how attractive was she? Well, ah, you already answered.

[Norman]

Maybe she was compensating with that with all their problems she has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she fat? She always. Okay, now we're getting to the bottom.

[Norman]

She was a show baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Moo moo. So it was a fat gal that was just making you her all day. Well, at least she was trying to keep you. She was trying to keep you blinded and. And when your blinders come off, start blinding.

[Bobbo]

Now the story when you have chubby.

[Norman]

Women like that, it's like having a scooter his phones and giggles when. Till somebody sees you with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[Bobbo]

You know, but it makes sense now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you. What did your sister have to say about all this?

[Norman]

My sister? No, my sister wasn't around. My sister. My sister was around, but she was already the care. She has her own place and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I kind of want to get her sister on the phone on this one. Does she know the story? Does she know anything?

[Norman]

No, she doesn't know about Lisa like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Norman]

God damn it. Now we are going to the different.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, let's hope she answers.

[Norman]

I hope not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a ram.

[Baba]

Oh, yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please answer. Oh, she's not going to answer. Here's a dram. Oh, come on, Julie. Oh my God, you're such a. Oh, come on now. Oh my God. Is this Norman?

[Bobbo]

Norman gets uncomfortable when you talk to.

[Norman]

It is. It is not. It is not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean or something like that. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, give me just. Is there any way she's going to call me right back?

[Baba]

This has been the raunchiest after show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story we've ever show.

[Norman]

Well, no, it is true on one of these days you only found one in your way if you're single. But that happens to. I got the. I got the unfortunate. The unfortunate to find one because it's crazy, man. That will. That will really make you doubt out of yourself. That why this woman is not satisfied.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why the hot lovers are crazy as. Oh my God. It's just a fact. I mean that'll teach it in school, in science class. It's not maybe.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[Baba]

Yeah, they're crazy. Anywhere, any place, anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean they'll kill you. Yeah, that, that Michael, that, that, that. What was it called? Fatal Attraction. That was just such a perfect movie. Perfect movie.

[Baba]

Yeah. They'll boil your rabbit.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we're out of here. Thanks, guys.

[Baba]

See.

[John Clay Wolf]

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