#169 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.13.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show Episode #169 Summary

Date: October 13, 2018
Podcast Aired: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe with J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown, and DJ Pre K
Episode Theme:
A fast-paced, unscripted mix of car talk, sports, pop culture, and workplace mayhem—this episode's core story is John Clay Wolfe missing in action for the start of his own show, leading to speculation, jokes, and lively banter before his dramatic late arrival.

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is an energetic tapestry of off-the-cuff car appraisals, reality auction antics, classic rock nostalgia, playful roasting between co-hosts, and real-world talk about bullying and mental health. The absence of John for the first hour unexpectedly frames the broadcast, shifting focus to the team holding down the fort and the comedic search for their missing leader.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Where Is John Clay Wolfe? The Missing Host Mystery

Timestamps: 34:11 – 48:01

• The show starts without John, causing confusion, speculation, and jokes among J.D., Michael, and Bobby about his whereabouts—ranging from oversleeping, being "over-served," party aftermath, or simply sleeping in because of rain.
  • “It's kind of like Dad's not here, because I'm gonna eat candy in the air.” – J.D. Ryan (35:06)
• Listener theories and call-ins add to the fun, including a suggestion to put GPS trackers on everyone.

Memorable Quote:

"I'm just gonna say he had over served, because he's come in many Saturday mornings...let's put it gently over served..."
– Michael Turley (37:58)

• Eventually, John returns sheepish but spirited, blaming a dead phone/alarm for sleeping through his own program:

  "I've gotten up twice in the past two hours to go to the bathroom, waiting on my phone to go off...I missed the first hour and a half of my program. I hope it was a good one." – John Clay Wolfe (59:28)

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2. Car Auctions, Reality TV Chaotics, and Workplace Antics

Timestamps: 04:08 – 08:10; 28:19 – 30:01

• The team describes GiveMeTheVIN.com's car auction as a wild, unscripted spectacle—giant video walls, disco music, and throwdowns with rival auction lanes.
• Workplace is likened to a reality show:
  • "You couldn't script what happens in the buyer's office...Buyers that are taking advantage of other managers...some of them come drunk all the time." – Bobby Brown (06:36)
  • Auction tales include buying odd vehicles: fire trucks, ice cream trucks, tractors, and talk of adding a hearse for a Halloween show.
  • “Pawn Stars would have nothing on this group. We are characters.” – J.D. Ryan (06:50)

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3. Music Nostalgia and the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame

Timestamps: 29:00 – 32:42

• Discussion of 2019 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame nominees and influential musical acts.
• Playful debate over which bands “deserve” induction and affection for classic rock and overlooked acts.
  • Memorable moment: Joan Jett leads Nirvana reunion (74:27).
• Personal stories about discovering music, growing up in different eras, and how music helped them cope with life/bullying.

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4. Bullying: Real Talk and Satire

Timestamps: 21:35 – 24:54; 18:06 – 20:00; 24:03 – 24:46

• The team goes deep and personal about experiences with bullying in school (height, being a 'geek,' etc.) and how humor became a survival tool.
  • “I was terrorized in school all through junior high till about 9th grade...I was 4ft. tall until I was 16 years old.” – J.D. Ryan (22:54)
• First Lady Melania Trump's comments about being "the most bullied person in the world" are debated and lampooned, with audio clips (18:51).
  • Rush Limbaugh parody offers a satirical take on the "bully" theme (25:00–27:55).
• They encourage listeners facing bullying or tough times to reach out.

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5. Kanye West, Pop Culture, and Media Circus

Timestamps: 42:40 – 47:42

• Kanye West’s “off the rails” White House visit and “13th Amendment” comments debated for sincerity vs. self-promotion.
  • “There's a lot of things affecting our mental health...that puts us back into that trap door called the 13th Amendment…” – (43:11)
• The crew speculates if it's an album promo stunt, a mental health struggle, or both.
  • Saturday Night Live Pete Davidson’s take on Kanye:

  “Kanye is a genius, but like a musical genius, you know? But I don't want to hear Joey Chestnut's opinion about things that aren't hot dog related.” (46:23)

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6. Absurd Phone Calls and Listener Banter

Timestamps: 40:11 – 42:08; 132:32 – 133:08

• Hilariously bizarre listener calls—one man looking for his wife, another fast-talking on a radio delay—lead to radio chaos and on-air improvisation.

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7. Rapid-Fire Car Appraisals & Car Market Real Talk

Scattered throughout episode, e.g., 55:31–69:20, 87:50–99:57

• John fields dozens of live car appraisals with his trademark bluntness, jokes, and sales psychology.
  • Frequent pushback against “Kelly Blue Book” pricing, “Carmax” offers, and emotional sellers.
  • "If I don't beat a CarMax offer today, I'll send you a check for $500!" – John Clay Wolfe (84:12 and repeated).
• Teachable moments about realistic trade-in values, dealer games, and leveraging online appraisals.
  • “Everyone wants to make their problems my problems...You want me to bail you out of your 27 grand loan?!” (70:43)

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8. Mental Health and Suicide Awareness

Timestamps: 123:36 – 126:22

• The mood shifts as John shares news of a friend's suicide, sparking a frank, supportive discussion on the realities of depression, suicidal thoughts, and the responsibility to “choose life.”
  • “Choose life, man. Get a hold of me. None of us are too busy. I’ll talk you down till we figure something out.” – J.D. Ryan (126:15)

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9. Sex, Love, and the Limits of On-Air Confession

Timestamps: 126:34 – 129:29

• An intentionally light-hearted discussion about sexual fetishes, relationships, and how cultural norms around consent and aggression have changed.
  • “Could you imagine if your girlfriend was like Venus Williams and…she started throwing you around the room like a rag doll?” – John Clay Wolfe (128:16)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Attendance:
  “Sorry. I was in bed. It's just that simple. My phone went dead. I went to sleep last night watching a video and the video kept playing.”
  – John Clay Wolfe (59:28)

• On Workplace Chaos:
  “You see a bunch of misfits. That’s all we are down there at Give Me The VIN office.”
  – John Clay Wolfe (07:03)

• On Musical Inspiration:
  “Whenever I was bullied and feeling bad…Ozzy always made me feel a little better.”
  – J.D. Ryan (16:21)

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Episode Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp (approx.) | |------------------------------------------------------|:----------------------:| | John is missing; speculation, audience calls | 34:11 – 48:01 | | Car auction spectacle & reality TV pitch | 04:08 – 08:10, 28:19–30:01 | | Bullying: real stories & Melania audio | 18:06 – 24:54 | | Kanye West’s White House visit & SNL response | 42:40 – 47:42 | | Classic Rock, Hall of Fame, and Joan Jett w/ Nirvana | 29:00 – 32:42, 74:27 | | Absurd call-ins (man looking for wife, etc.) | 40:11 – 42:08, 132:32 – 133:08 | | Mental health & suicide awareness | 123:36 – 126:22 | | Sex & relationships — the light-hearted wrap-up | 126:34 – 129:29 | | Car value rapid-fire call-ins | E.g., 55:31–69:20, 87:50–99:57 |

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Tone/Language

Direct, sarcastic, irreverent, and often self-deprecating, the show leverages every opportunity for humor while not shying away from real-life issues.

• John's salesmanship is candid and unfiltered.
• J.D. is reflective and dryly funny.
• Michael and Bobby interject with pop culture, sports, and their own life experiences.

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Conclusion

Episode #169 showcases everything fans expect from The John Clay Wolfe Show: improv comedy, unscripted reality, car biz savvy, classic rock reverence, and a willingness to address serious matters beneath the laugher. For new or returning listeners, the missing host drama is a compelling entry point—and the ongoing advice, oddball stories, and real talk keep it engaging from start to finish.

Transcript

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[Caller/Listener]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf, that voice that had been away, haven't changed. Had much to say. But, man, I still think them cats are crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, would you find yourself.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rolling over for the third time and thinking, wasn't there something I was supposed to do Saturday morning? Well, you can't have Saturday without the John Clay Wolf show. It's good to see everybody. It's Bobbo here, my friend. J.D. ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Bobby. How are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been a week. Why, man?

[Michael Turley]

Good week.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just, you know, I. I love this time of year.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Listen for the. I mean, for the. For the grossly obese.

[Michael Turley]

You're not grossly obese. Well, maybe you weren't talking about yourself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Neighborhoody neighborhood. It's a much more pleasant experience to go out and be a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe a little chilly. Maybe have to put on a jacket.

[Michael Turley]

I think everybody likes it a little when it gets a little crisp.

[J.D. Ryan]

I work, I walk my neighborhood a few times a week. You know, I've got a spot 1.2 miles away. No. And I do that and I walk 1.2 miles away, 1.2 miles back. There's a little cardio.

[Michael Turley]

There's a bar. That close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, in fact, there is. In fact, there's a string of them on Magnolia, so. And it's just much better when it's a little cool on the outside, Right. I took a different track this week around. And I don't have to tell you, my whole neighborhood, but I turned this week, I turned right instead of turning left.

[Michael Turley]

I know where you live. You shouldn't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. It was so nice. It was so nice going around a bend, you know, and it's all kind of. Kind of, I thought at the time, lightly downhill like a Downhi. A little downhill, and I had to come back up that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And by the time I got back to the house, I was ready to not be walking anymore. Your brain's going, I thought I was gonna die.

[Michael Turley]

That's a bad idea. I should Uber home.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, because I'm such a purist. I don't carry, you know, water with me or anything. I just snap on my headphones, go listen to Steely Dan, and walk. Just walk, Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I see Baba walking around with a Walkman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

I do.

[Bobby Brown]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got a little Sandisk. Sandisk MP3.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Full of Steely Dan. And I just walk. Smile at the ladies. You know, I'm in a great neighborhood, sure. But I really just almost overdid it one day this week. Walking, it's misleading, you know, you think, well, it's not 100 degrees anymore, right? I can. I got this.

[Michael Turley]

I can walk.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got this. I'll go a different way. Adventure Bob. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Adventure Bob found a hill, and I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Telling you, coming up. I. I literally. I literally cheated. Took a shortcut because I had to get home, man. This uphill grade was kidding me, man.

[Michael Turley]

You should have punchlined that with, you know, lift. Took a lift home.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but you ever been, like, to the Rio Grande Gorge or anything, and it's gray going down to the bottom. You know, the. The red and the Rio Grande meet, and the whole floor of the canyon is all obsidian.

[Michael Turley]

It's beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what I'm talking about. Little Arsenic Creek and all that, Right?

[Michael Turley]

Getting back up, though, boy, you better predict the donkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did this with my. With my family when I was, like, 10 or 11 years old. And my mom literally, I don't know how far away. My sister and I just leaned forward and kept walking because it staggered. I swear to God, it's a mile and a half.

[Michael Turley]

No idea how far you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bro.

[J.D. Ryan]

My mom wanted a helicopter. She was like, I can't make. Give me a helicopter. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Why does she sound like John Wolf?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. What.

[Michael Turley]

Your mom sounded just like John Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you said that, fool. That was not me. I'm surprised at the car business this week, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

What happened?

[J.D. Ryan]

Charlie and I know you guys watch, like a. You know, you watch a link, but the auction with two lanes.

[Michael Turley]

You went to the link. You went to the auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Such a fabulous deal.

[Michael Turley]

Is it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Let me tell you something about John, okay? He's a showman. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, man. I have seen. I've watched only on tv. Obviously the. The auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

He's. What a show.

[J.D. Ryan]

The signage. He's got two giant video walls now, not one. Oh, really? This is made up of six giant ultra high definition TVs put together and then configured so they show one large picture.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all driven from a single PC. And we do that on two lanes now. And they're counting down 20 minutes before auction time. We're playing disco music.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

And counting down. All the other people start the auction.

[Michael Turley]

Because there are other lanes there for those that don't know. This is like. How many lanes, Michael?

[Bobby Brown]

10, 15, 20. It's at Manheim in Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Mannheim Auction in Dallas. There's 20 lanes. So there's two of these other lanes. 18 other lanes are like, you know, the lights are down, nobody's looking around you. I can't even imagine trying to be somebody else in that place doing the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they're trying. There was a lane over today or this past week and they had the fiesta time.

[Michael Turley]

Ah. Oh, they're trying to.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're giving away tacos.

[Michael Turley]

They're trying to keep up with John. That's funny because that used to never happen ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's a spectacle.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the energy level is off the charts. Mike, you have audio of. Of some, of some of the auctions, but man, it's just. And that goes on for what, three hours?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah. And it actually used to go on for four because we got 400 plus cars now. But we've split those into two lanes and we run them simultaneously.

[Michael Turley]

I can't even.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's amazing. Deal.

[Michael Turley]

We should pay. You know, we should do a pay per view thing. People can watch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who are we talking to about a TV show recently? I know this has been on John's mind for years.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. Oh, yeah, we've been. We've shot pilots before.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what? ALISA DE. At least I think last week we were talking to.

[Michael Turley]

About the possibility of a comedian who was in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Reality TV show.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, just because of the things that happen around the. Give me the VIN office where you've got, you know, a driver that can't have matching shoes on.

[Michael Turley]

Matching shoes, sleeps in the car.

[Bobby Brown]

Somebody's ex wife comes in yelling and screaming and into the office.

[Michael Turley]

You couldn't script it. You really could not script what happens in the. In the buyer's office.

[Bobby Brown]

You got buyers that are taking advantage of other managers. I mean, you know, and then some of them come drunk all the time.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Brown]

That doesn't happen they go AWOL for five days.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't say lightly. Like Pawn Stars would have nothing on this group. Okay? We are characters and that a lot.

[Bobby Brown]

Of that stuff is scripted. None of this stuff downstairs is scripted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scripted.

[Michael Turley]

We got no producers and directors writing this stuff. Stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You see a bunch of misfits.

[Bobby Brown]

That's all we are down there. Give me the VIN office.

[Michael Turley]

You better watch this. Reality TV thinks that's what. No, those are directors and producers giving them those lines and writing the script for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

They'll buy your car, though. Don't worry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for damn sure.

[Michael Turley]

We'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Strangest piece of minutia that's come up this week. And of course I I'm not in the buyer's office, so I don't know anything about this, but Turley brought to my attention ironically.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

October. October always seems to be dead people's car month, man give me the vid.

[Bobby Brown]

A lot of people really. Yeah. They're selling their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

It could be relatives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody.

[Bobby Brown]

Mom, dad, husband. Yes. Somebody's. It's. I mean, I've had in October slew of them to the point where one person, his wife wake was that day.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he sent it in. I'm like, man taking a picture of.

[Michael Turley]

The car at the funeral.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my Lord.

[Bobby Brown]

But you know what? You gotta get rid of the car, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, that is true. But maybe you wait a week or two. You don't do a day of the funeral.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we ought to work it into the auction man somehow.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you gonna work that in right now?

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf's auction lane. Just in time for Halloween. Ooh.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, Halloween is on a Wednesday this year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get your candy corn handy. We're gonna bake some apples.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And find a great deal on this Mitsubishi Eclipse, formerly driven. You could do this by a nice old lady and you're out there and she loved that Eclipse. If you buy it, she might hold you.

[Michael Turley]

The haunted Eclipse Halloween show. The Halloween auction we should do.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, that'd be great.

[Michael Turley]

We need to find one hearse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Start off the auction lane in that.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Oh, that's great. Halloween. Start the auction off with a hearse.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you said that in front of Wolf, he would get a hearse.

[Michael Turley]

He would do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

He would show up in a hurry.

[Michael Turley]

He'd show up in it.

[Bobby Brown]

We'll buy one. Go to givemetheven.com.

[Michael Turley]

So what's the most bizarre thing you've bought?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

We bought ice cream. Trucks. We bought tow trucks that I've seen out here in the parking lot.

[Bobby Brown]

Bought a tractor.

[Michael Turley]

A tractor?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we had a big snowplow last week.

[Michael Turley]

Was it sexy?

[Bobby Brown]

We've bought a fire truck.

[Michael Turley]

A fire truck.

[Bobby Brown]

Fire truck.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know you could do that.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, you could buy a fire truck.

[Michael Turley]

Can you buy police cars?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, most of the time those go through the government.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay. So not really.

[Bobby Brown]

Not really. No fire trucks once they've been torn down. Yeah, that works. Police vehicles, but they took all the equipment, stuff like that. This fire truck had a working hose, a ladder, all that.

[Michael Turley]

How can they. No, One of those owned by municipality.

[J.D. Ryan]

How bizarre.

[Bobby Brown]

I had to sell it.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so is that the weirdest thing you've ever bought?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that's the weirdest thing I've seen.

[Michael Turley]

Never a hearse down at.

[Bobby Brown]

Gimme the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Municipality.

[Michael Turley]

Municipality.

[J.D. Ryan]

This morning's first six syllable word. Ladies and gentlemen, friends and neighbors, I'll.

[Michael Turley]

Be here all week. Try the dictionary.

[J.D. Ryan]

I found that it's just.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

A wild time of the year for John. Like, he's so nice and friendly.

[Michael Turley]

Is he? Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know, but it scares me.

[Michael Turley]

Is this the calm before the storm? Yeah, this is where Hurricane Michael hits.

[J.D. Ryan]

This isn't the norm, guys. We do a deal every week where we discuss elements for the show and we make bumpers and enders and things and all the music you hear in the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

For those that don't know during the week, you're the producer. The full blown producer. So you guys sit and talk about all the elements of the show that are gonna happen on Saturday. Yeah, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I've gotten into a habit because, you know, I don't know if, you know, a lot of you guys have been listening for a long time, but you may notice if you listen to the old podcast, there are times that a song comes up and John's like, what is that?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, what are you playing?

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you playing, Turk? What is that?

[Michael Turley]

He freaks out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hate Credence.

[Michael Turley]

Only a song that every radio station in the world has played a million times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's what he tries to stay away from. The overdone.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I'm starting to get a feel for. It takes a while, but I'm getting a feel for what. What John likes on the show. Okay, so Thursdays, I'll send John a list of the songs that I've picked and he'll write back, usually pretty quickly. There's one thing's Wrong with him. He's responding immediately. Sometimes something's changing. Yes. And he writes back and he only changes a couple of the songs. And he says, good list, great collaboration. He literally. He literally said that to me this week. Something wong.

[Michael Turley]

I'm very concerned.

[J.D. Ryan]

We too row. And that's all I'm saying about that. It's just.

[Michael Turley]

It's a little scary when John becomes nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of my favorite, favorite times of year.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, what do we have coming up on the show? Bobbo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Bobbo. Boys, we've got a full boat today. We'll have. JD Has a special A Kanye special report.

[Michael Turley]

You want to do that now?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, let's say we're all together, but I think it's time we talk about Kanye. And you know how I avoid these topics in the news, Charlie. I'm just not a hip hop guy. Pre K probably would have something to say about Kanye. Pre K, what's the damn deal? Give him a little level, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the damn deal, baby?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's wrong with Kanye?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, he just wild and, man, I think, you know. Let's see. Does he have a new album coming out?

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that the whole deal now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that an excuse or everybody talking, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know. We're going to. We're going to do that with jt. Jenny Ryan has news. Michael Turley has sports. There are good college games coming up on the schedule today. What's, what's your. What's your top pick for the best college game this week?

[Bobby Brown]

Michigan versus Wisconsin. Tonight they're two. What's like 12 and 15?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Otherwise, actually, there's not a lot of good games. I know you're trying to oversell it there, but there really isn't this story. I mean, last week was the best games with Texas OU. Georgia plays LSU, but LSU is not as they're Georgia's number two. LSU's 13. But it's a week 13. Yeah, I think Georgia's gonna stomp LSU. In fact, they're favored by seven. So if you're a gambler, go ahead and take those points.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we'll have that. We'll have the roundup with sports and Michael Turley. J.D. ryan's got a lot of news stories.

[Michael Turley]

Great story about an emotional. A lady who tried to bring an emotional squirrel on an airplane this week. Yeah. Now, Randy, I was talking to Randy out front. Randy, our chipmunk, he's already all twisted about that. So we have a story.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm shocked that you brought an airplane story to this show.

[Michael Turley]

Is that weird? And it's funny because I tied in airplanes with an actual character on the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

How about that?

[Michael Turley]

Thank you very much. Be here all week.

[J.D. Ryan]

And first lady Melania Trump says she's the most, the most bullied person.

[Michael Turley]

I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the world.

[Michael Turley]

Terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush Limbaugh might have something to say about that. We've got all that and more. It's awfully good to see you. You know, for sure, it ain't Saturday morning without the John Clay Wolf Show. Get those calls coming in now. We've got, I think, phone lines.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pre K says yes. Phone lines are open and ready for you at 1-800-800-7234. That's 8008-0072-3480-0800- radio. And don't go anywhere, babe. We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com how low can you go?

[Michael Turley]

Who steals a cheese grill?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, that sounds just like the sixth grade, man.

[Bobby Brown]

That's a great song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Blizzard of Oz. I had a cousin who was, it's ironic. He was three weeks younger than me.

[Michael Turley]

Got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I was born late December of 69. He was born mid December of 70. So he's a little younger than me. And even today, he's still just a little younger than me.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, still.

[J.D. Ryan]

And he was always. But he, but I was, you know, I'm from small town. I'm Bowie, Texas, usa, Kid. My cousin is from Dallas. And so he was always a little more sophisticated, a little more worldly. Got me in a lot of trouble over the course of my life trying to be like my cousin John. Sure. Just want to be John when I grow up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Where's John these days?

[J.D. Ryan]

He is in Colorado Springs having a ball.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think. Colorado Springs. He's, he's definitely Colorado.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was a Colorado guy. When we were 12, I was cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he also introduced me to all the great music because, you know, I was, I was raised by women, by and large, to a great extent. My grandmother and my mother and, you know, so I grew up with a lot of Bee Gees and Neil diamond and, you know what we call yacht rock music today? Yep.

[Michael Turley]

He's not a channel of that nobody's serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta listen to, you gotta listen to this. This is Motorhead. Okay. And the most important of all this Is Ozzy Osbourne. I thought to myself as a 10 year old child, I thought well, you know, I mean that sounds a little, a little hard, a little harsh, but the lyrics and the, the production in any way, I, I digress. Thanks John for the music lessons. Whenever I was bullied and feeling bad.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I was a kid in school, Ozzy always made me feel break out of Lozzie a little better.

[Michael Turley]

Whoever knew that he would grow up to be this old doddering strange man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's weird.

[Michael Turley]

Have you seen the. Do you see the travel show he and his son Jack do? It's really interesting to be honest with you. I was never a. I didn't know that much about Ozzy as a, as a person. I knew the music obviously, but I never knew that much of his part. He's really a funny, funny guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great to travel with.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my lord. The show is. I can't stop watching it. It's greatness.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, if you want to get your car Ben, just email, okay?

[Bobby Brown]

Or better yet, email.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jump online, go to givemetheven.com send us a cassette tape. Givemetheven.com give me the vin.com.

[Michael Turley]

Give me the vin.com. it literally takes about 45 seconds. You put in your VIN plate, your VIN number, you put in your picture and you tell us some stuff about you. It takes about 45 seconds. Then the system will send you a range and then we'll get you an actual number, get it bought and get it picked up. Nobody else on the planet does that.

[Bobby Brown]

The system just gives you an idea.

[Michael Turley]

Gives you an idea.

[Bobby Brown]

The voice on the other line that calls you back, they're the ones that are going to give you the buyers.

[Michael Turley]

Room full of buyers downstairs and they're going to actually look at it specifically. Oh, you put those wheels on it. Okay, that's worth more. Oh, you did this, you took care of it. Blah, blah, blah. That's why we have the buyers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Save yourself the beat down because you know, you go to the dealership, you're looking for a new vehicle and you got to get the best money for your trade as you can.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody ever says dealer without rolling their eyes. I'm going to go to the dealer.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is a beat down. It's a three and a half hour minimum beat down. Skip all that, go to givemetheven.com we can do that. We've also got open phone lines for you at 1-8008-0072-3480-0800-7234. That's 800-800-RADIO. If you've ever felt bullied by a. By a car dealership.

[Michael Turley]

You're such a radio guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is first lady Melania mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

She says that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have this news story?

[Michael Turley]

She's totally correct. She's the most bullied woman probably in the planet. First lady, I'm doing this to stir you up. You're supposed to get angry. Said in an interview that aired Thursday she's the most bullied person in the world. She has led her to creating an anti bullying. Now I do like this. And it's a bullying campaign called Be Best Initiative. Before she actually did come out and say she's probably the most bullied. People do bully her. Come on. Who? Any other first lady ever that got this much junk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, the last one got bullied pretty bit much.

[Michael Turley]

No, I think people were afraid to bully her.

[Bobby Brown]

No, a lot of. They all get bullied. But here's her cut actually from the interview.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened to you personally or what did you see personally that you thought you wanted to tackle this issue? I could say I'm the most bullied person on. On the world.

[Michael Turley]

You think you're the most bullied person?

[Caller/Listener]

One of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you really see what people saying about me. That's why I, you know, my best initiative is focusing on social media.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you're gonna make fun of the way she talks. Go ahead, Baba. Even though she speaks six languages and you barely speak English.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not gonna do that. I think, like when I heard that she said she was the most bullied person in the world, maybe, you know, I don't think she means it the way that we Americans thought. Maybe she meant it because she's not. She's not, you know, a Native American. What did you think of me? I immediately thought, you're not a Native American either. By the way he socks you in the eye. Melania. I don't think that's what she's talking about.

[Michael Turley]

Of course not. She's talking about verbally on social media, class and ethnicity.

[Bobby Brown]

Everybody's bullied on social media.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, but let's be honest. The Trumps come on. I mean, let's be honest. They're the beat. They get the beat down from everybody.

[Bobby Brown]

And then the one. The presidents before that they were bullied.

[Michael Turley]

And then the one nobody ever picked on, Bush.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Come on now.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to start a fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that goes all the way back to Chevy Chase, you know, playing Gerald Ford, falling Off the Christmas tree. You know, we make fun of our leaders. We have that right in this country. It's true.

[Michael Turley]

We do.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, we should dollop Rush coming up next.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobby Brown]

He's in Florida right now. I wonder if he made it through the hurricane.

[Michael Turley]

Hurricane. Well, the part of the state he is in really didn't get hit as hard, so he's probably okay in his studio. Plus, you know, he's got a fortress. The guy's got 800 million billion doll dollars.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm sure he's got a lot to say about being bullied, too. Or he's a bully. Who knows?

[Michael Turley]

He's a bully. I was gonna say. Did you. We're gonna take a break.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Go to the website while we're talking. Okay. If you want to buy and sell your car to us, it's real simple. Takes about 45 seconds. You get it, we'll get it picked up. It's givemetheven.com givemethevin.com and the John Clay Wolf show continues.

[J.D. Ryan]

More bs, less cars. The JCW Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful and don't stay out too long.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't do things you shouldn't.

[Caller/Listener]

Miss me when I'm gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man. I don't know about you guys, man, but I can sit around, just listen to Joe Walsh all morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long day.

[Michael Turley]

Love Joe Walsh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Mama says I can't wait to see Joe Walsh back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

He actually, actually appears. Later, we're going to talk about inductees to the Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys have a. Some kind of bullying thing? Somebody bully you, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we've all been bullied at some point. Come on. No, never, Michael. Never. Were you always the tough guy? You're the part of the bully?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You're one or the other.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm sure I was, but I blocked it out.

[Michael Turley]

Blocked it out? No, I was in high school. Absolutely. Yeah. Cause I was. I was the airline. I went to the airport. I didn't hang out with the jocks. I really didn't fit anywhere. I was a pilot. I love flying all. That's all I've talked about. I spent my spare time at the airport, so I was kind of that geek, you know?

[Bobby Brown]

But you embrace. That's what people do now.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's more.

[Bobby Brown]

And that's kind of what I did. I was kind of.

[Michael Turley]

You kind of just.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, there was.

[Michael Turley]

But see, now it's kind of cool. Back when I was growing up, it really wasn't that cool to be different now. Like My son, my. My son says, yeah, I'm a geek. He likes board games. Yeah, I don't mean Monopoly. I mean these very complex Dungeons and Dragons. Even more so off the top. Oh, there's. Yeah, there's these. Dude, it's a multi billion dollar business.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was one of those kids. Yeah, definitely a lot of.

[Michael Turley]

But I said, I said. He goes, well, I'm a geek. I said, son, you're not a geek. He goes, no, I really am. And I. He embraces it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you can't just sit around, jd. You got to have your intellectual pursuits. Yes, I was terrorized. I was terrorized in school all through junior high till about 9th grade.

[Michael Turley]

Why? Why were you different? Well, besides the obvious.

[J.D. Ryan]

You probably don't know this about me, but it's absolutely true. I was 4ft tall until I was 16 years old.

[Bobby Brown]

True.

[Michael Turley]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

True story?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was like miniature Bobbo.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't get a growth spurt till I was almost 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

I can see why you get picked on.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I only made it to five, six. So, you know. Yeah. Little tiny, little tiny Bobo.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then, yeah, they destroyed me. Yeah, it was terrible.

[Michael Turley]

See, I've seen pictures of you when you were younger and you look like a normal guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It runs in the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Everybody else in the family shorts, so they all look tall.

[Michael Turley]

It's like watching a picture of the munchkins. They're all the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you notice. If you notice, the photo was taken next to us. Swing set. And the swing set looks like it's 11ft tall.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it was a little.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were little tiny people, you know.

[Michael Turley]

Well, all right, so we've all been bullied. Michael has not. Or he's blocked it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have.

[Bobby Brown]

I just, you know, my last name. Turley Turtle. That kind of, you know, just little things. But I never let that affect me. I just kind of like, okay, whatever got over. And I would probably. I know one of the defense mechanisms is comedy with it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Start laughing with it.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly.

[Bobby Brown]

And radio, you know, in radio we do.

[Michael Turley]

You end up. You end up embracing it, going, yeah, that's right. I am funny. And blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, comedy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you.

[Michael Turley]

That's what Johnny Carson said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He said he was very shy as a kid. He used comedy and humor to deflect it.

[Bobby Brown]

And that's kind. I was very shy too, and I think that's kind of where I was coming from. Mindset also.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

In the bizarre that we ended up. That was the beginning. And we all ended up in radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Talking to thousands and thousands of people. It's so weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Scoff at that, man. I'm sorry. I mean, I tried to do that. I tried to do that.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't really take till I was in about the ninth grade and I figured out what funny was, and then it worked.

[Bobby Brown]

Ah. Oh, you know, speaking of, probably somebody's been experiencing bullying.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you know me.

[Bobby Brown]

Dial Rush Limbaugh in Florida. Here on the ice in Florida.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Find out if he had survived the storm and how he's doing and of course, what he thinks about the Melania thing. Hey, Rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

[Michael Turley]

Well, John's not here yet, so you can call me John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jd. Who the hell is this?

[Michael Turley]

This is JD Alexander Ryan. Yes. Don't say anything. Don't bully. Don't you bully me.

[J.D. Ryan]

This bullying thing, I mean, I know young people are fragile. You gotta learn how to win in the world. I think our esteemed first lady is looking all wrong at the whole bullying thing.

[Michael Turley]

How's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've said this to young people for years. If you can't beat them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Join them.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Beat him up.

[Michael Turley]

No, don't beat him up. No. I mean.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. But I benefited personally from a lifetime of being a bully.

[Michael Turley]

No, you kinda have.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it really works. And it happened. It began organically, as the snowflakes might say. I'll never forget first day of school. Kindergarten. And in those days, we didn't have backpacks. You just brought all your school supplies in a paper sack.

[Michael Turley]

Well, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I took out my supplies. I've got a notebook and I've got the big Chief Indian tablet and a giant number five pencil. Number two, kindergarten. We used the big ones back then. Number five.

[Michael Turley]

My bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've still got some of those big ones.

[Michael Turley]

I bet you do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big Percocettes.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha. It's all changed for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've got five eight pack of Crayola crayons.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I look over the kid next to me. Never forget Jeff Richardson.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got the 64.

[Michael Turley]

I knew you were gonna say that. Sharpener on the side.

[J.D. Ryan]

This was new back then. Yeah, well, I was mortified.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I felt a little bullied by myself. My mother.

[Michael Turley]

That's in your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Mrs. Limbaugh.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was always a bit of a minimalist when it came to school supplies.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. So you did the basics.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I. And we're all brand new. We haven't done. It's the first day of kindergarten.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five years old. It I looked that Richardson kid Right in the eye, said, give me those crayons.

[Michael Turley]

You stole those crayons?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, no, I procured them.

[Michael Turley]

Procured them.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I gave him my eight pack.

[Michael Turley]

A governmental way of saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

And the leftists always say, you know, America's. America's the bully of the world. Yeah, we're a big bully. We're the only. But if you look at the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Yeah, we're the only bully in the world that'll give you black eye and pick you up, put you back on the swing set, give your lunch money back times 10.

[Michael Turley]

Do it again.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're good bullies and bad bullies, right? I'd say, in my experience.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I've still got those crayons to this day. Once in a while, they got the great colors. Burnt sienna. Yeah, that's a great one. They had a.

[Michael Turley]

Check this out, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

They've got. They've got a blue crayon. It's the prettiest light blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what they call that color?

[Michael Turley]

No. What do they call it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Corn silk.

[Michael Turley]

Corn silk.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if you'll take a couple of Vicodin.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

It gives that underside of Batman's cape the nicest light blue. In fact, my Batman looks like he's been institutionalized.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

You heard it here first, kids.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God in the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Michael Turley]

And tell you what, if you want to go to our website, it's real simple. We'll buy your car. John's not here yet, but he will be later. So it's givemetheven.com. givemetheven.com. We got a whole room full of buyers down there, and they'll talk you through it, and they'll basically look at your car and say, it's worth this, that, and the other, and we'll pick it up. Nobody else does that, right, Bubba?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no doubt about it. Two. Two lines at auction each week. 400 plus.

[Michael Turley]

Dude, that's made the numbers blow your mind. How many. How many cars run through there every week?

[J.D. Ryan]

And spectacle. It's a spectacle.

[Michael Turley]

When you tell people 1800, 2000 cars a month, Nobody. It's just hard to wrap your brain around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dealers don't believe it. No, I know.

[Michael Turley]

They're like, nah, it's impossible.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen it. I've seen it happen. Hey, look what I've got right here in my hot little hand. What do you have?

[Michael Turley]

Sir?

[J.D. Ryan]

Mister. Mr. Clearwater Revival, ladies and gentlemen.

[Michael Turley]

You listening to The John Clay Wolf Show. This is the star.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is Bobo Brown. I wouldn't say. Nominees have been announced for the Rock and Roll hall of fame's class of 2019. Okay, so we're play a little game.

[Michael Turley]

Time of year that they. They vote on them, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And just so you know, I'm not Trixie, my precious. I'm going to read these in alphabetical order.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Okay, so what are we going to do?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the. Which of these bands has JD Ryan heard of?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

And turn Prek up too, cuz he's going to pop when he hears some.

[Michael Turley]

Let me ask you, are these all bands in the last 10 years or they go all the way down 60s?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some of them go way far back.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, well, almost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some. Some. I mean to be inducted you have to. I think your catalog has to be at least 25 years old.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you're eligible for nomination. But that doesn't get you the votes to be an actual inductee.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, so just 25 years. I mean, does it have to have number ones?

[John Clay Wolf]

A gold record?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, nothing like that. Your catalog obviously has to exist for 25 years because there have been some bands in there the last 10 years. I don't know if they.

[Michael Turley]

I don't some of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can talk about our, our bitter memories of the Rock and Roll hall of Fame later. First on the roster, Def Leppard is up for nomination this year.

[Michael Turley]

Part of that one.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think it's their first year of eligibility either, but they're on there. Okay, here's a great one. Devo.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Played them on the radio.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are we not men? No, we are Devo.

[Michael Turley]

We are Devo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Whip it good. Janet Jackson, in her fifth year of eligibility, nominated again this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

She had a time.

[Michael Turley]

Rock and Roll hall of Fame.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, but they throw pop in, hip hop and all that kind of stuff.

[Michael Turley]

No, but the biggest thing she did was the super bowl.

[Bobby Brown]

About a two year period.

[Michael Turley]

But that's not.

[Bobby Brown]

I know, I know, I agree, I agree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, there's. There's one you may not have heard of. John Prine, who's a great American. He's an American treasure.

[Michael Turley]

I've heard the name and I don't. I can't pick a song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Grandpa was a carpenter.

[Michael Turley]

Nope. Still don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kraftwerk. Spelled with a K. Craftwork.

[Michael Turley]

I've seen it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think they're like a European techno.

[Michael Turley]

That sounds right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Electronic band.

[Michael Turley]

Nope. Michael doesn't know LL Cool J of Course.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, ll. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I interviewed him on the radio. That was fun. Playing his cd.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's been eligible for a couple years. One of. One of the rappers that I do know about. Here's a great one. MC5.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. Yeah, a lot. Big influence in hip hop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kicking out the jams with the MC5, Radiohead, for their first year of eligibility. They're nominated. That's not done by every artist out there. Rage against the Machine really is up this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Bobby Brown]

That's surprising.

[Michael Turley]

That's very surprising.

[Bobby Brown]

I love Rage.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'll probably get it. Morello is very well respected. You know the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, no, it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what.

[Bobby Brown]

There was a short period of time that they were together, but that music was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

One of a kind. One of a kind for its era, the Roxy Music.

[Bobby Brown]

No idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know who Depeche Mode is.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roxy Music was doing Depeche Mode before Depeche Mode was doing Depeche Mode.

[Michael Turley]

So it's that same sound, but somebody we haven't heard of.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, your own new wave discotheque a Rufus featuring Shaka Khan.

[Michael Turley]

We should play that. That's a great.

[J.D. Ryan]

And already inducted as a member of Fleetwood Mac, now as a solo artist, Stevie Nicks.

[Michael Turley]

Stevie Nicks, absolutely. How in the world's it taken her that long to get in?

[J.D. Ryan]

And the Cure.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I always mix up the Cure with the Cult.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody does that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cult is like fire.

[Bobby Brown]

So out of that list, the Cure is what?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the Cure?

[Bobby Brown]

They were that 80s kind of emo, emo, indie type music. Okay, that's. I think they could be that first band because there's a lot of bands after them that. A lot of influence from them. So I could see Cure, Def Leppard, Stevie Nicks.

[Michael Turley]

Stevie Nicks for sure.

[Bobby Brown]

And then maybe LL Cool J, if you have one for the hip hop. Yeah, I think out of that list, that's what you're going to get in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe you get five.

[Michael Turley]

And we have the story coming up. Speaking of Stevie Nicks, we have the story of Lindsey Buckingham suing Fleetwood Mac.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's about damn time.

[Michael Turley]

That's all coming up on the John Clee Wolf show after the break. Don't go away, but do go. Don't get bullied. Go to the website, givemethevin.com. It's Halloween season and this year the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Government'S bureau of Calendar Standards has decided it's time for gender neutral Halloween decorations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like Jack O Lanterns.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they're just ol lanterns.

[Bobby Brown]

That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's time to take the jack off.

[Bobby Brown]

With the jack off, we are giving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ginger identity issues a helping hand. People will no doubt feel a lot better with the jack off.

[Caller/Listener]

So hit the road, Jack.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Keith Richards, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now, your home host, John Clay Wolf. Hey, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

Long life, long line, long line. Starbucks this morning.

[Michael Turley]

Starbucks. Good morning, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got my Vinnie pie.

[Michael Turley]

Nice Hawaiian shirt.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

You look a little bit like Pop. I ain't buying it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a terrible deal. I'm buying it. Where is Wolf?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. So if you've been listening for the first hour of the show.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

You've noticed something missing, right?

[Michael Turley]

A little something missing. The show's been great. We've talked about a lot of fun stuff, very interactive. We've had some phone calls that we weren't able to take, but, yeah, something's missing. What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me take the J.D. ryan role.

[Michael Turley]

Look around the room here.

[J.D. Ryan]

By the way, this is Bobbo, everybody. I'm looking at J.D. ryan on my left.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael Turley, the man at the board.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm also here.

[Michael Turley]

Midnight, the dog is here. Pretty preque is here. Here.

[J.D. Ryan]

3K on drums. He's. He's on the phone right now. So phone lines are working. 1-800-800-723-4. That's 1-800-800-RADIO. You can ring us anytime you want to, whatever you want to talk about.

[Michael Turley]

It's kind of like Dad's not here because I'm gonna eat candy in the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm J.D. ryan. Roll on this thing, okay? And tell you, you know, in talking about it, it might be cute, it might be okay. But I'm getting deathly worried that something's terribly wrong. I am, too, actually, because when he's here, when Wolf is here, he's always texting 15 minutes before the show. Try this. Start with that. You know, little notes. He's always down a little. Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

The line's a little long at Starbucks. I'll be there at like, five after, Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have heard hide nor hair this morning. And we've. We've called, we've texted, we've emailed.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, his phone is going straight to voicemail. Like, straight right away.

[Michael Turley]

Not even ringing.

[Bobby Brown]

Not even ringing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this is not a bit, folks.

[Bobby Brown]

Theories Here on Where is John Wolf?

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call those in. 1-8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. When do we get to the point that, that we, that we call the wife and say, hey, is everything all right?

[Bobby Brown]

I, I know. I thought about this. Really funny you said that, Bob, because I do have her number. Yeah, but, but do I call now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And get him in trouble?

[Bobby Brown]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, yeah, I don't think there's.

[Bobby Brown]

Anything bad, but you don't want, you don't want the wife to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Worry, worry.

[Bobby Brown]

That's when you do something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Then she's, now she's concerned. Right now she's probably not.

[Bobby Brown]

They have, they're buying a new home in one area.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

And they haven't sold the other home in another area.

[Michael Turley]

So they're multiple homes.

[Bobby Brown]

So I don't know if he's at the other house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, the previous home is way out of town. And for our friends listening in Oklahoma and on the west coast and out in Louisiana, you're used to this. It is raining box cars out.

[Michael Turley]

For those that are not in the Dallas forward Thor north Texas area, it's been raining, raining, raining. So I'm going to say he just, the morning just he's sleeping it in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. But he's not out of town Louisiana style. It is paved the entire way, right?

[Michael Turley]

It is paved.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I don't think it's like he can't.

[Michael Turley]

Like he drives the truck out rock. Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Overslept. I mean, that's, yeah, but why would you oversleep so hard?

[Michael Turley]

He's talked about, you know, we were down in Houston. He overslept that morning and slipped in the street. Coming, coming across the street. So something real simple. I'm gonna say something simple. I'm sure there are some other folks that have different opinions.

[J.D. Ryan]

What time are you.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, we should open up the phone lines and let the listeners guess as well. You think, oh, I agree.

[Bobby Brown]

Because now this isn't the first time somebody's been missing.

[Michael Turley]

Boy.

[Bobby Brown]

That'[e-mail] this isn't a Vegas story, but.

[Michael Turley]

This is a Dallas fourth story. We've had people, two of them disappear in Vegas.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Well, one disappeared and was found.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Was found eventually, very many days later.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's only one that disappeared on purpose.

[Bobby Brown]

One was, didn't disappear. He got stuck in an elevator.

[Michael Turley]

Hours, for hours. All right.

[Bobby Brown]

And we've, I, now we're missing an.

[Michael Turley]

Important part of the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably, probably we'll be all right.

[Bobby Brown]

So all Right. So you have your theory overslept.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just gonna say he had over served because he's come in many Saturday mornings. Let's put it gently over served. And I think this morning it's just raining. It's great. He just kind of. His brain's to Going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going.

[Michael Turley]

Nah.

[Bobby Brown]

So too much to drink.

[Michael Turley]

Too much to drink. And now somewhere he doesn't know what time it is.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. Yeah, I think, I think that's a solid theory. I think it's more. He was up late.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Working.

[Bobby Brown]

Because there's a lot of things that go in plan for the auction. So that's new. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

There's two ways now that's just started.

[Bobby Brown]

It just started. So he was up all night doing that? Yeah, getting it organized.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, last week he did that on Friday night he was here till 2am it.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. But he slept here at the office.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, have we checked?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah, yeah. There's. We've been all through the offices. There's no. Nobody on a couch now. Pre K. What, what, what's your theory of where John is, man? I was at the Project Pat show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last night here in Fort Worth. I thought I might have seen him.

[Bobby Brown]

John getting, getting buck in the vip, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he might still be at the after party.

[Caller/Listener]

Man.

[Bobby Brown]

At a hip hop show. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, man. I mean I thought I saw him of like him, you know, he was walking with a limp and you know, and he had a. Man, he had the hair going, you know. I mean he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He is deaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's deaf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. All right. By which I mean really cool. In a hip hop style.

[Bobby Brown]

Your. Your theory Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

I ain't deaf because I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

About pre case theory. I don't see John Clay Wolf at a hip hop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get your button ready. But I, I think he's tits up and sleep laying in the bed.

[Michael Turley]

Just not that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, say it again now.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought that was okay. I think he's. I think he's sleeping.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Soundly.

[Michael Turley]

He's something up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. And he probably needed it. Thus far we're all. We're all still alive. Phone's working.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we getting calls? We gotta talk.

[Michael Turley]

10 years of doing this, he's never done this has never been.

[Bobby Brown]

This is an hour in. It's usually about 10 minutes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Is the norm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sometimes 20, sometimes 20.

[Michael Turley]

So we have somebody here who has.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you have a theory here?

[Michael Turley]

Do I have to do anything other than push the button?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you just push the button. There we go.

[Michael Turley]

That's all I gotta do.

[Bobby Brown]

Say, caller, you're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

You've done radio before, right?

[Michael Turley]

Car, you're on the air. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning.

[Michael Turley]

Morning. What's your name?

[Caller/Listener]

My name is Alicia.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Alicia.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, guys, I've been. I've been listening to you for a long time, and I love John Claywell. He's fantastic. He's never been this late, right?

[Michael Turley]

Never.

[Bobby Brown]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

So is it just me, or did he not just get off the wagon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Amen.

[Caller/Listener]

We always tend to go real hard sometimes. I'm about to. I went real hard last night. I'm lucky to be up right now, but I just want to say I love you, too. And this, you know, during a hard time when it gets there, but don't want to do it again.

[Michael Turley]

So we're all kind of agreeing overserv.

[Bobby Brown]

Hard time.

[Caller/Listener]

Because, I mean, I love you guys, but John Clay Wolf is why I was.

[Michael Turley]

He's the guy.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, of course he's the guy.

[Bobby Brown]

How many drinks in. How many drinks in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you.

[Michael Turley]

There's that voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

He laughs like Johnny Manziel.

[Michael Turley]

Right, thank you.

[Bobby Brown]

I think it was more than drinks.

[John Clay Wolf]

On that one, right?

[Michael Turley]

Thank you. We have another one from. Davy is from East Texas. Hey, Davey, you're on the radio with it. You have an idea now?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm a technologist, is kind of a ti. Ti kind of guy. Retired, though. But put a tracker on all of you guys, the red tracker for all you subordinates. But John's got to get the green one because he's the good guy, the money man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's the money man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what one of your buyers down the stage. I know who said that. But I'm gonna coin the phrase. John gets the green laser target and everybody else gets the red one.

[John Clay Wolf]

One.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, thanks, David.

[Bobby Brown]

That's not a bad idea. Make it part of, you know, [e-mail]. you know, you're filling out your application. Oh, and by the way, here's a tracker.

[Michael Turley]

Do you remember the time when Jerry Jones gave all the football players on the team an iPhone when they first came out? Yeah, brilliant. That was.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you can track everybody.

[Michael Turley]

You know exactly where everybody is at any given time in the moment. One of those phones goes into a gentleman's club, you send in the troops.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Wouldn't be great if they had those back in the 80s, man.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my. For the Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

90S.

[Bobby Brown]

We talking about mid-90s.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Michael Irvin be a total different Cat man by now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're.

[Bobby Brown]

We'll still search for John Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess we can do that.

[Michael Turley]

We can do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to.

[Bobby Brown]

Meanwhile, let's move on.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the news, J.D.

[Michael Turley]

You want to do the Kanye special Report?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Well, things at the Kanye Trump Summit went off. Well, it kind of depends on your side of this coin. Some people say they went off the rails. Some people say he just delivered his message. Kanye talked about how we need to abolish the 13th Amendment because it's a trap door that puts you next to the Unabomber. I've got to hear this audio. What?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's the 13th amendment, by the way. Here it says, is the Constitution to abolish slavery after the Civil War.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Here's some of the ramblings.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of things affecting our mental health that makes us do crazy things that puts us back into that trap door called the 13th Amendment. I did say abolish with the hat off because why would you keep something around that's a trap door if you're building a floor? The Constitution is the base of our. Of our industry, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Of our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of our country, of our company. Would you build a trap door that if you mess up and you accidentally. Something happens, you fall, and you end up next to the Unabomber?

[Michael Turley]

You end up.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta remove all that trapdoor out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the rail relationship. The four gentlemen that broke the 13th Amendment. And I think the way the universe works is perfect. We don't have 13 floors, do we?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, sure.

[Michael Turley]

What in the world? Okay, now. Now the question. Now the question is, is he doing all this to promote an album? Is he actually crazy? Or does he just want to see how far he can push it before somebody calls him on it? But yes, and yes, yes, yes and yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. Because, you know, you gotta wonder when. When all the cameras go away and he's in the car by himself, is he laughing, going, this is unbelievable. I can't believe. Believe that they did this.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think he's laughing. I mean, the phraseology of Kanye. Did you catch that in the middle somewhere? Yes, I said abolish with the hat on. You know, he's.

[Bobby Brown]

He's doing a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

A bit, A bit.

[Bobby Brown]

But I think there's. Part of it is he may be a little unstable, too. And his people around him, they've heard him talking, you know, kind of crazy because. Oh, you know what? This is great.

[Michael Turley]

Perfect timing.

[Bobby Brown]

Perfect timing. Everybody's all up in arms about you Know the president or whatever else your album's about to drop. I think you need to come out there and start pushing this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Get your name out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

People like, whatever happened to Kanye Hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ground running Wild.

[Bobby Brown]

And he probably has a little bit of something to do with maybe sales for the hat too, because he's pushing the hat. I didn't even think of that angle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, he might have his own.

[Michael Turley]

Brand of the hat. Oh, wait a minute.

[Bobby Brown]

Because he's got his own clothing line.

[Michael Turley]

A couple of weeks from now. Make a girl and with the Kanye logo on it.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah, yeah, he's got some dude. He's got some money coming.

[Michael Turley]

I would buy that just to see who would knock it off my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's really awesome is that after he was on a really weird episode of Saturday Night Live a couple of weeks ago, and a lot has been said about that on last week's episode. You know Pete Davidson.

[Michael Turley]

I do not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the kind of.

[Bobby Brown]

He's the vampire looking one.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's the young guy that looks like he needs blood. He looks like he could use about a pint of blood. He was on Weekend Update last week and had some really brilliant things to say about Kanye last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

First off, a lot of people thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

Che should be the one to talk.

[Michael Turley]

About Kanye, but we discussed it, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, cuz Che's black.

[Caller/Listener]

But like, I'm crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we both know which side of Kanye is at the wheel right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

So speaking strictly for myself, what Kanye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Said after we went off the air.

[Michael Turley]

Last week was one of the worst.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, most awkward things I've ever seen here.

[Michael Turley]

And I've seen Chevy Chase speak to an intern. So Kanye was wearing a MAGA hat.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what it's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like, Kanye is a genius, but like a musical genius, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, Joey Chestnut is a hot dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eating genius, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't want to hear Joey Chestnut's opinion about things that aren't hot dog related.

[Michael Turley]

But like, Kanye, I know you're like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, this is the real me.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm off the meds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take them, Take them.

[Bobby Brown]

So, yeah, I think they had a lot. I think there's a lot of truth there. As far as maybe the meds.

[Michael Turley]

Who know? Who knows whether it's just whether the whole thing's a bit. He gets in the car and he talks just like you and me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're talking about fashion and statements and branding and labels. He had a great phrase later in the show, make Kanye 2006 again, I agree.

[Bobby Brown]

He was great. That's. His music back then was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then.

[Bobby Brown]

I know there's been a period where people like, oh, Kanye sucked. You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

He was good.

[Michael Turley]

Was he?

[Bobby Brown]

He's just gotten off the rails. I never kind of done stuff that just.

[Michael Turley]

I know you'd be shocked, but I can't tell you a single Kanye song. I know you're gonna be shocked.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those Kardashians will drive you right off the rails, though.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what I was gonna get, what.

[Michael Turley]

It did to Bruce.

[Bobby Brown]

And now it's Kanye. It's that crazy. That stuff is that crazy.

[Michael Turley]

You wonder if they have a. If they, you know, like, the cowboys have a guy that comes in and he's just a brilliant person they need, and he spins everything and puts everybody in the right place. You wonder if there's a puppet master behind the Kardashians that are, okay, Bruce, here's what you're going to do. Okay, Kanye, here's what you're going to do.

[Bobby Brown]

If you're going to be part of.

[Michael Turley]

Us, you're going to stay. We got.

[Bobby Brown]

You want some of this?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have to stay relevant like this.

[Michael Turley]

You know, that's what Bruce did. He just had to stay relevant. Chloe, maybe you can stay relevant and sell us your car. @givemetheven.com we make it so simple. We literally combine. Pick it up. Even in the rain, we'll pick it up. Givemetheven.com Put your car in. We'll pick up it up. The John Clay Wolf show continues right after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what time it is. It's time to rise and shine. We now return to the John Clay.

[Bobby Brown]

Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will rise, but I will not shine. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Bobby Brown]

Maybe not.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Did you guys catch Yoko's little tilt this week?

[Michael Turley]

Yoko. Yoko. The Yoko.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yoko Ono.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know she was still alive. No.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

She re recorded John Lennon's Imagine.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

John's birthday was this, you know, this past week.

[Bobby Brown]

Do you have the audio?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's horrible. It's terrible.

[Michael Turley]

But do you have it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I could get it. I get it. For the next segment, if you want to put yourself there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we want to hear it.

[Bobby Brown]

I'd rather. Let me. I could probably find it. Now you probably can't.

[Michael Turley]

Who would allow her the studio?

[J.D. Ryan]

It was. Well, she's done this from time to time, you know, she was considered a performance artist when John met her. John's Birthday this week. He was. He was born on this day. Wolf. I mean, John would have been 78 today. His son Sean is also. They have the same birthday, believe it or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

True story.

[Michael Turley]

You remember where you were when the word came out that John was shot? I do, yeah. Where were you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I was sitting on the floor in the living room watching the news with my dad.

[Michael Turley]

Dad, you had to be pretty young.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said, wow.

[Michael Turley]

I was in college.

[J.D. Ryan]

They shot old John.

[Michael Turley]

I watched it come across the teletype wire. That's how old this was.

[Bobby Brown]

So you were doing, like, news.

[Michael Turley]

I was in the. I was. You're a small market radio station. You do everything. You do on the air. You do news, you do weather, you do sports. You do. Yeah, selling.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man, I miss those wires, too, having those wires. You know, you have AP coming out.

[Michael Turley]

Those that don't know there was actually a wire in this, just like the old days.

[Bobby Brown]

So when it came across, was it kind of like. Did you jump on right away?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we opened it. I mean, sure. But it was just like one of these moments where you look at that and you go, surely that's. I'm reading this wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still can't believe it, man.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, that's when it was real news.

[Michael Turley]

There must be another John Lennon. Yeah, it was. Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

The sources were checked and checked and checked.

[Michael Turley]

This is the source.

[Bobby Brown]

Now, people jump on Twitter and stuff like, oh, this is.

[Michael Turley]

No, this was the Associated Press, which was God's word.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen the documentary film Imagine John Lennon, where they have so many recordings of John talking about this and that that they do the entire film in his own voice while they play clips of home movies and news reports and things of John telling the story of John.

[Michael Turley]

It's called Imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And at the end, they get to the part where he gets shot and they show all the people in Central park in New York City crying and singing. All you need is love Tears me up.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, here's the.

[Michael Turley]

Is this Yoko?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, let me try.

[Michael Turley]

Why is she doing anything other than just retiring?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a long enough intro that you can get out of it if you want to. Telling you, you don't want to hear it. Man, this is bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like, oh, wow, that's a.

[Bobby Brown]

Long, long, long intro.

[Michael Turley]

It gives you time to think about what you've done.

[Bobby Brown]

Like 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here it is on this sky.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

This. You know what?

[Caller/Listener]

Imagine all the people.

[Michael Turley]

This is perfect. You know why? This is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

This will teach living for today.

[Michael Turley]

Real. This is Greatness.

[J.D. Ryan]

It gets better. Imagine there's no countries.

[Caller/Listener]

It isn't hard to do.

[Michael Turley]

This is terrible, awful. Just beyond bad.

[Caller/Listener]

Nothing to kill or die for.

[Michael Turley]

And there's a recording engineer on the other side of the glass going, I know.

[Caller/Listener]

Religion, too.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

He just took his headphones. This is great. You know what? This is why this works for today. This will teach John to never oversleep ever, ever again. And I can only pray somewhere. He just turned the radio on. He's going, what are they doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

To her credit, and the reason I thought it would be better talked about than listened to, is that you can hear the emotion in her voice. John probably, I mean, undoubtedly the most well known musician in the world at the time, and probably one of the richest from England. Dropped everything for that woman. That was the real deal, Johnny. Yoko.

[Michael Turley]

Stop. All right, you need to stop. Play Lennon's version just to get that out of my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm still looking for my Yoko. Anybody.

[Bobby Brown]

If you're out there, maybe Satan knows where the.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You wonder about people, the rock stars that have gone beyond. If Satan would know where some of them were.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. And if they heard that version of the song.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, somewhere.

[Michael Turley]

Somewhere John's screaming, let me out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey there.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Satan, what are you doing, brother?

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys ought to be ashamed. Why bagging on Yoko?

[Michael Turley]

Well, we're not bagging. We're just being honest.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a nice girl.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, John liked her, loved her.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I. I think. I think Yoko gets kind of a. Kind of a raw deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's awful.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, but she broke up the Beatles.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's so attractive, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, I have a question. You know the answer to this because you probably did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it Yoko related?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. On Yoko, does it run north and south or east or west?

[J.D. Ryan]

She's got this. I'll just have to show you.

[Michael Turley]

No, let me.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I can get a pick. I can get a pick. I can get in and out of places people don't even know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can get me a snap?

[J.D. Ryan]

You better.

[Michael Turley]

You've been held too long, brother.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the way. I'll go do that now and. Oh, you won't believe it. It's still. Still pretty amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. Well, I just got out of jail and I made it to the show. And that's what you call commitment. Satan and I need to talk about. Talk about why I was in there a moment ago. Sorry I'm a little bit late, but, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we all go to jail.

[Michael Turley]

No, we don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody Goes to jail. No, you don't. There's a space right between North Carolina Avenue and Marvin Gardens and you land on that space and you're going to jail.

[Michael Turley]

That's Monopoly.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you don't pass go and it doesn't pay anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the tough part is when they take your phone and you can't get a hold of anybody that makes it so hard.

[J.D. Ryan]

So there's a story here.

[Michael Turley]

There's a story.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what we call custody.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm back. I'm a little late. A little late. Real late. More than a little bit. We'll be right back with more news for you.

[Bobby Brown]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm proud of you guys for charging on. Charging on and not hitting a replay button. I actually enjoyed it, you guys, on the way up here, on the drive.

[Michael Turley]

From the jail, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Baba, is it hot in here, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I turn it down. Did you. You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. What?

[Michael Turley]

What is that? What?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, because I used.

[Michael Turley]

What's wrong with you? A man shows up an hour and 40 minutes late for a radio show when you go, you didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[J.D. Ryan]

That was. And you don't look like you've been drinking or anything, but back in the day when. When I would drink a lot. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would always want, you know, I'd find myself in the parking lot of the Fort Worth zoo thinking, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not one of the good ones choking your chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just like even a baboon. Like just any. Just, you know, just steal a monkey. No, it's for the company.

[John Clay Wolf]

My story is not very good, actually. I'm going to.

[Michael Turley]

You don't.

[Bobby Brown]

Look, we all had theories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me pick this up. Norm, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, good, good.

[Michael Turley]

Question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question. What you got, Norm? What you got, Norm? Yeah, what have you got, Norm?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, what I've got is I've got a 2014. It's a Duramax four door, dually, four wheel drive, leather. It's. LT. It's pretty slick. I sold you guys one here a while back, a Dodge. But Anyway, it's got 39,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's. It's leather. It's. It doesn't have nav or sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

A silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 1440,039,000 mile, dually, four wheel drive, crew cab leather. So it's a LT. I'm gonna assume nothing's wrong with it.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, it's got, it's. It's alloys, running boards. I've added the running board.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you swapped the tires out yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because if it's got 40, 000 miles on the tires, it probably needs tires. It doesn't probably need tires. It needs tires. Okay, so there's 1500. So it needs $1500 worth of tires to be fresh. Does it need a windshield?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, everything's fine. It's a slick looking truck. All 10. It sounds like the tires aren't wore out. They might be a little rotten, but they're not wore out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but for, okay, 40,000 miles, I don't. I know they're not wore out, but if, if you got 40,000 miles on original factory tires, it's time to flip them.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I agree.

[Michael Turley]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 35 grand. I, I don't. I'm just going off, off my gut. Well, I've done that on most of my life and my gut's getting bigger, by the way. Did you notice that, Boba?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. It's impressive. 35 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

It happened. I don't know. Let me, let me think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know either. You better say yes before I look and think about it because I don't know either. I wanted to say 30, but then I was like, 39,000 miles but no nav and no roof. You know, here's what I did, norm. I went 30 was my number. And I was like, oh hell, let's give him 35. So when you're going to think about it? Now you're giving me time to think about it too, so. But if you, if you lock me in at 35, I'll still. Because I'm ballsy and I'm a gambler. Going once.

[Caller/Listener]

I think I'll have to just keep it for that money.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I was thinking more around 40, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, hold on. Damn. Hold on a second. DJ Prek, my whitey. Blackie, homeboy, you there? What up?

[Bobby Brown]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I know that dualies and cowboys and stuff like that's not really your thing, but I need you to help escort Mr. Norm here onto a piece of paper so you can get his info. Pull him up in the old deal. And y' all can get me a VIN number, a plate number on this truck and I'll look it up after the show for show. Let's get it. Norm. Hang on a second. Be good to DJ Pre K and don't be a racist. Well, he's white, but he's white black.

[Michael Turley]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

White black.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please help me ball. You know 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Feel free to call in. I'm here. I know that J.D. probably Turley. You could have been the cars. Did you bidding cars?

[Bobby Brown]

No, we had. We had some calls. We're just kind of doing all the other stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all do anything fun?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, Rush came on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had a.

[Bobby Brown]

He had a really good conversation about bullying.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he did. It was very interesting, very socially relevant.

[Bobby Brown]

We did a little bit about the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. I just love.

[Michael Turley]

As you drove in, we were playing the Oko Yoko Ono song so you could hear how we were destroying your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I begged him. Not doing job makes me happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually didn't hear that.

[Bobby Brown]

What did you hear?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hear anything. I didn't even turn it on. I lied. Where?

[Bobby Brown]

Okay. John, how can you know? Where the hell have you been?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been in bed. It's just that simple. Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

You overslept.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. My phone. I got up an hour and a. I got up like two hours ago. I've gotten up twice in the past two hours to go to the bathroom. Waiting on my phone to go off. Oh, I get it. The dark, in the rain, in the. In the quiet. And my phone, it's set on a hard deal on Saturdays. Like I don't have to reset it.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was laying in bed, back to sleep, looked at my watch, and I'll be damned. It was 9:30. I missed the first hour and a half of my program. I hope it was a good one.

[Michael Turley]

A lot of fun actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

But my phone went dead. I went to sleep last night watching a video and the video kept playing.

[Michael Turley]

Got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what we.

[Michael Turley]

Because your phone went straight to voicemail. We thought, well, jail, they take it from you. But it didn't happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have a good story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just like Sammy Jackson. Just like stag. You'd probably be late to your own funeral, you mutt.

[Michael Turley]

I've picked up a lot of guys in jail. You do not look like you came out of jail. You looked very frank.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good.

[Bobby Brown]

You look like he actually showered. Cuz you're so late. You're probably like, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was so late, Turley, that I was like, man, I'm breakfast. I was so disappointed in myself. I was like, oh, my God, this is so disappointing. What would I say to my kids? What would I say to you guys? What would I say to a lot of people? So I, you know. You know, y' all know what I would say. Sure. So I talked very, very badly to myself in that house.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean. Yeah, your first instinct was probably cussing, right? Yelling at.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I really talked badly to myself at that point. There's a certain point if I could have whipped. I mean, I thought about belting myself. I was so mad at myself.

[Bobby Brown]

But there is a certain point where like, oh, I'm so late. It doesn't matter.

[Michael Turley]

It's like when somebody sues you for a thousand bucks, that's bad. But somebody sues you for 10 million, you're like, and get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come and get it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can't take that back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, man.

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2015 Toyota TRD Pro with a 7 1/2 inch lift on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Sitting on 38 damn thing in this morning. I want to see what I can get for from y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All. Where are y'? All. Where are you trading it in.

[Caller/Listener]

Man? I was going to go over to go. You're the Grapevine park or not pull into their parking lot, do this another. I don't want another Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really? What do you want?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I'm looking for something with a diesel because I have a. A new bass boat. It's 21 foot and this tundra has a hard time pulling it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz it's a. Cuz it's a car.

[Caller/Listener]

His what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a car. You want to get a man's car? I mean, if Kia made a truck, you'd be in it.

[Michael Turley]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanna. You want a man's car? So do you wanna. Do you want a diesel Dodge, Ford or Chevy?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably a GMC or a Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why? Why GMC or Dodge? Dodge.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, because I know Duramax. GMC's got the Duramax with the Allison rear end.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on this Toyota?

[Caller/Listener]

122, 453 and then the Dodge.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're pulling a bass boat, I think you need to go with a Dodge. And I say that, that, that really has nothing to do with it. But I'll tell you, the. The loaded up Dodges are the best. I know a lot of bulldozer drivers have them and they're not like, you know, all over the country clubs, but they kind of are getting that way. That's my favorite. If I was going to pick one, I'd go with a Mega Cab Dodge Hard loaded.

[Caller/Listener]

But well, I really didn't want to. I really don't want to trade the Tundra. I'd rather sell it because, you know, it's, it's. I know a lot of people get on the radio and say their vehicles in great shape. This one's in great shape. I spent ten grand lifting it over four wheel parts in Coppell.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I buy it, what will you drive? I'm sorry, if I buy it, what will you drive? Like right now? If we made a deal and I buy your car, what are you going to drive?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I have, I have two other vehicles. I have had a Cadillac Escalant 2015 and I have a 350F Sport Lexus 2016. So I've got a vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got an oil field services company or something?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, if you got the money, I got a 1936 Chevrolet Master Coupe too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Master what? Oh, oh. Gotcha, gotcha.

[Caller/Listener]

But anyways, I need a truck, man. This new basket I have, this skeeters 21 foot 10 inches long.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year is this?

[Caller/Listener]

Toyota 2015.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's the TRD Primum 2015. Where do you live? What part of town?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Weatherford.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're gonna, you're gonna come right back by our office heading from Grapevine to Weatherford. Hang on. So maybe we make a deal right now. You just bring it here and then we can run you out to Weatherford. You can go get in your Escalade.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. It's a Tundra or Tacoma? It's a Tundra two wheel drive or 4?

[Caller/Listener]

4 wheel drive, 7 1/2 inch suspension.

[John Clay Wolf]

L. And it's a Limited, a Platinum 1794 or what? What did you start? What did you start with? No, no, no, this one. Is it a what trim level?

[Caller/Listener]

It's. It just says it's a TRD Pro. The seats aren't leather. They're called the that. They got all these designs in the seats that it has like the leather dash, the leather on the sides of the.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's got 100 and what thousand miles on it?

[Caller/Listener]

100. There's 123, 454.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot of miles, but it sounds real pretty. Does 22 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I can't take 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 120 on it. It's got 120 on it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was. Hey, I'm not just pulling your train. I was on for 299 over at David McDavid. G's over in Weatherford offered me 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can verify that both of those places. I can dump your. Yeah, then you've got. I'm not. I'm not seeing this thing. 38. 38. How many inch.

[Caller/Listener]

Lift it in. I'm in the pork. Great. Buying Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Do. Do this. And this goes for everybody. And this is a perfect example. I outbid those two stores all the time. I like them. But we. We have no problem giving more money than they do. So I'm. This is a perfect example of someone not. I'm. I'm talking to everybody else's. Not sitting in their pictures. So do this back out. And I know it's raining. Take me a snap of that thing with your phone. Phone and go to givemetheven.com. put your license plate in, push that thing over. Say this is the one that just. I called in on. And then my guys will call you right now while you're working, you're dealing your dodge. We can figure it out. All right, give me the vin.com. givemetheven.com if you just put. Take a couple pictures of it. Push it over. Because there's no way that we won't up at Jerry's. We always outbid Jerry's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ain't that right, White crack?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. I mean, like, really. Good morning, California. Good morning, Las Vegas. Good morning, everybody all over the world that has no idea where these places we're talking about are. Yes, I'm back. I'm sorry. I. I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm ashamed. Are we out or.28 seconds.

[Michael Turley]

An hour and a half to come up with a good story. Hoover slip.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I have. I only have an hour of show left. Yes, and actually we're off a big air. We're off Dallas and Houston. The buzz right now.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, it's 10 o'. Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

One more hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time is it?

[Michael Turley]

It is 10 o' clock central time on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

13-10-2018.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that jet lag's taking a long time to hit, isn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll. Good. So we have another. Good. I got another hour in Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

Two more hours total.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Good math. See y' all in a minute. From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. Two weeks ago I wouldn't have done this. I'm had to brush up on my Spanish.

[J.D. Ryan]

My boy got crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John. Clay Wolf. Glenn says that every time we have Norm on the show that he's harder to manage and work the next week. Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he just gets the big head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he gets the big head. The big fat Puerto Rican head. Stephen, good morning. You're on the air. So great.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a question. I've got a question to ask. I've heard you showing. I love it. It's probably one of the best thing on the Saturday morning next to Pop Tarts and Cheerios.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I'll get up and get and start on time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

2016 Buick Escada. Loaded, dropped off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Escada. Is that from Mexico?

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually this is from.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is.

[Caller/Listener]

This is from the uk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sounds Spanish. Sounds like one of them crossbred kind of gals. Does she have big eyes?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got the olive skin. Sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing, nothing.

[Michael Turley]

It's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it a two wheel drive or all wheel drive?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry, wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Cascada. I'm sorry, I thought you said Escada. That's that Mexican girl.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a premium or just a regular convertible?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a premium. It's top of the line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Top of the line. You know, those little things, they're pretty, but they're really hot tempered. So they just do. I mean they'll. They'll lay it on you, but God, you'll pay for it later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great cooks.

[John Clay Wolf]

The great cooks. But they'll also. They'll beat the hell out of you too. They're very physical and violent.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always got brothers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brothers and cousins. But if you want to feed them and shut them up, you don't give them enchiladas. You give them whataburger with peppers. Okay. How many miles?

[J.D. Ryan]

9, 800. He's the accidental racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

This 20 grand ball it.

[Caller/Listener]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

20?

[Caller/Listener]

Ah, that's a little. Been offered 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I wanted to give 21, but I need to leave myself some room. So we had somewhere to go. You know, you Mexican girls, y' all get so pushy. I have to be. I have to sneak up on you. So. So what's it take to buy it? Does 21 buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I owe 27 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch.

[Michael Turley]

See? Typical deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo, he's got a bunch of Family baggage, bunch of problems, bunch of things that are his problem. He wants to make them my problem. But he's got all this prettiness that's trying to lure me in. I mean, I've been down this road.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my wife's from Denmark. Right. And Now I've got four kids and 20 in laws and none of them speak English. And it's the damnedest thing. And here you are doing the same thing all over again. I'll give 21 and a half if that works. Go to givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're not a recent listener to the show, you really didn't catch anything. I just did. No, but a long time listener did. If you need to go back and listen to it to catch the innuendo that will be on the podcast, it'll be up at 1 o', clock. 800. Skip the first two hours. They sucked. I wasn't part of it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. Big matchups. And call us. Turley, have you done the sports update?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we did. And it's not big matchups. He just oversold it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo, did you lie? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's some games I want to see coming, man. Baylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to see Baylor, you know, you want to watch people. Bunch of guys go sexually assault women and take steroids. Oh, no, that was three years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bears, Longhorns. I grew up watching the Baylor Bears. That's all I used to show on Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Baylor Bears have had their 15 minutes of fame. You won't hear their name again for 20 years.

[Bobby Brown]

There's really not a lot of good games Georgia plays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Waco. Hi, how are you?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, Georgia versus LSU. Georgia should probably spank LSU. LSU is not really a.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 13.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what they ranked, 13. But I think it's a soft 13 there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it wasn't an Escada. It's a Cascada.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a toe. Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cascade. Buick. Cascade. I ain't in here talking Mexican.

[Bobby Brown]

And by the way, ou's off this weekend, which is probably a good thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

After getting beat by you team, which I never, ever, ever would. I would have lost money on that every time.

[Bobby Brown]

It was a hell of a game, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It always is. But I mean, so LSU and Georgia's today. And that's the real one, in my opinion. Except LSU's fallen back quite a bit. That's what I'm saying.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a soft 1. Michigan vs. Wisconsin's. The night game. If you're going to watch a bunch of low scoring white running backs running around, that's about all you're going to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. Can you do that in a straight read? Bob, as a newscast caster, do what Turley just said. Did you. Were you even listening to him? Just admit. If you weren't listening to him, just admit.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if you'd like to see a bunch of white running backs, bunch of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Low scoring, white slow running back.

[Bobby Brown]

Tune in at 6:30 tonight on ABC.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll be low scoring and high on energy. A bunch of white, low scoring running backs.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what game is that, Bob?

[Michael Turley]

Them.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Bobby Brown]

Wisconsin versus Michigan.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cheese Bowl. The white bread cheese Bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

We got a great matchup for you coming tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. If you want to see the nation's best college white low scoring running backs, don't miss Wisconsin at Michigan. It's going to be one for the ages.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nirvana reunion of sorts. What's that about, Bobbo?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, there's a great deal. Okay. Nirvana, all the surviving members got together. Okay. And this is this kind of all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of them except one.

[J.D. Ryan]

We all know who that is except.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that killed himself.

[J.D. Ryan]

He might have been there during the Foo Fighters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, the Winchester Stadium.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Foo Fighters Cal Jam concert was over last weekend. The surviving Nerada members, Dave Grohl, Pat Smear, Chris Novoselic enlisted somebody famous who was in the audience to sing lead vocals for the song. We'll play the clip and see if you can guess who sang Kurt's parts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Joan Jett.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is Jones.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you don't know and you hit it right on the head.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know my lesbians. I know a good lesbian when I see one and she's a great one. She's my favorite. Her and Ellen's generous. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobby Brown]

That's not bad. I mean the recording's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's actually pretty easy to pick out, that voice. I was heartbroken when I. When I found out at a young age she wasn't interested in men.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah, I. I really liked her in third, in third grade it was either hurt. Donna Summer. Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If I was going to pick somebody to marry.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever heard of Holly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Besides my mom?

[Michael Turley]

Holly Dunn, country artist here Only when I love Will. I was backstage at Billy Bob's when she first kind of got a big was a hit. I was talking to her and then I thought. I sort of thought that we hadn't made a connection. And the guy, the backstage manager, looked at me, he goes, come here. Can you talk to me for a minute? I'm talking to Holly Dunn. She about to invite me back to the bus. Would you chill out a little bit? And he taps me on the shoulder. He goes, can you come here for just a minute? I said, no, leave me alone. She's not interested in you.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you know?

[Michael Turley]

How do you know? Because you have the wrong equipment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lesbians will do that.

[Michael Turley]

I was this close to going on the bus. I was this close.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I don't think he's right. I think she was interested in JD Extremely attractive as a. As a young whimper snapper. Were you in your 20s?

[Michael Turley]

I was in my 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. She had to be attracted. You look prettier than most girls.

[Michael Turley]

I was not her type, but I met her type. Her girlfriend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It was also very attractive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That normally doesn't go hand in hand.

[Michael Turley]

A man can dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

So would her quarterback. What? Her. Would her girlfriend have been the center or the quarterback?

[Michael Turley]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

She always was kind of. Jimmy. A 17F150XLT, 29000 mile, 4 wheel drive crew, cab, roof and nav. Most XLTs don't have a roof. You there? Jimmy? Hello? Jimmy? Jimmy, can you hear me?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

How you doing?

[Michael Turley]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm calling from Antec.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Home of the drag races. This says an xlt, but it says roof. It's got a sunroof.

[Caller/Listener]

Is it a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? Oh yeah. But it's an xlt?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if they make that. You sure it's not a lariat?

[Caller/Listener]

Not the x4xlt. I mean it's loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Other than. So it's got the big panoramic sunroof in an xlt. I'll be damned. You must have ordered it special. That way. I've never seen one. Okay, go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com load it up, take some pictures. I want to see a picture of this truck in the sunroof. And I'll shoot you a number and we will buy it. We bought a lot of cars this week.

[J.D. Ryan]

My brother in law, Cletus cut that whole beggar cuz we couldn't see enough daylight. It's a full sunroof. You notice he said full sunroof.

[Michael Turley]

Full sunroof.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a full sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they make it. I mean that's one of the. That's the best thing Ford has going for it is this monster sunroof. Yeah. It takes up the whole. It wouldn't be very good to flip over in, but. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I wonder what it's going to cost to replace that damn thing.

[Michael Turley]

Can you imagine? My catalytic goes all the way back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, you just cut you another hole, get you a different piece of glass. My Brother Cletus doesn't.

[Michael Turley]

$40.

[John Clay Wolf]

4080-080072-34800, 800 radio. Why is Joe Walsh out of the Rock and Roll hall of Fame?

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob, we were going to talk about that earlier. Did you hear the bands that are in this year? There's some good ones, there's some bad ones. Deflad will probably get there.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

We think LL Cool J DeVos up for nomination this year.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Janet Jackson, many others, but. But there's always that other side of the Rock and Roll hall of Fame conversation about bands who aren't in yet that we're pissed about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. And I've been pissed about the doobies for 15 years. How can you have. How can you have Devo in the hall of Fame? And.

[Bobby Brown]

No, Devo's not in yet. There's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially with the yacht rock resurgence.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And who got in last year? That. That has the. That doesn't deserve it. I don't want to make anybody mad, but, you know, no doobies in the hall of Fame.

[Michael Turley]

Have they ever been up for it?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that's.

[Michael Turley]

That's wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I'm saying. They haven't even been.

[Michael Turley]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holland Oates got in last year, didn't they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the doobies deserve it more than them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if you're gonna have a hit yacht rock band, you ought to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

The band that invented Yacht John in Vegas. Good morning. You're on the air. You there? Hey, hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you hear him? I can hear you.

[Caller/Listener]

All right. Hey, my name is John. I'm from Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are y' all doing? Good.

[Caller/Listener]

Awesome. Awesome. I listen to another show earlier, and the Foo Fighters. I want to say it was in Denver. I'm not 100 sure on that, but Dave Gro came out on stage and told the audience that they're paying every album that they've put out for the past 25 years. And they played a three hour set.

[Bobby Brown]

That would be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's long. I think there's a lot of marijuana smoked. It took a long time to get through when was that? Was that last? Was it last night?

[Caller/Listener]

I would love to see.

[Bobby Brown]

They were in Denver just recently.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, John. 800-800-72348.

[Michael Turley]

Went to that show. Was probably late to work today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tyler in Houston. 15 Ram, four wheel drive. Blah blah, blah, blah, blah. 75,000 miles. Will you take 16, 17,000 for your truck?

[Caller/Listener]

No, what we take valued at 26.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you take? What we take, what will you take for it? It's got 75,000 miles on it.

[Caller/Listener]

28.

[John Clay Wolf]

28.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

By and so Joe Wall, I would give 20. We'll be right back. My name is John Clement. I'm not by cars on the radio. Facebook just announced a security issue has allowed hackers to access the information of over over 50 million accounts.

[Bobby Brown]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S time for the John Clay wolf show. Over 50 million people's banana bread recipes have been compromised. Now, John Clay Wolf, Warren and Aubrey, good morning. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Escalade ESV. So that's the long one with 120,000 miles. Two wheel drive, platinum. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White diamond tricoat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any trouble with the. Is there anything wrong with it? Because those things that body style I think has AC condenser, compressor problems. The rear hatch starts breaking and the dashes will crack.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I have none of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's all. Everything works as advertised. It's got the dual DVD system, power running board, trouble we've had with it along. When we first got it there, we had an issue with the active fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 18 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

18.

[Caller/Listener]

18. I'm gonna have to have a little more than that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the miles.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Appreciate it. Oh, I have to get like 22 out of it probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just, you know, it's the old body style and it looks just like the 07. I've had a lot of these. You know, I may go shop around. Go get your best money and come back and see us. Go to givemetheven.com when you're done. I need reality settling on this. He I, we may get to 19 maybe. But when, when they just start with us and their thinking's high, then they need to validate our number at other places. That's why I do that hundred dollar Carmax thing. Go around, shop, go to Carmax, go to the big, Go to Walmart, go to the big boy.

[Michael Turley]

Get your feelings hurt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then, and then if I Don't beat their bid. I'll send you a check for $100 and that's the deal. If you take a picture of your CarMax offer. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for $100. Really, what we're doing is guaranteeing a hundred dollar uptick at least to have an opportunity to off them.

[Michael Turley]

Sure, you'll make at least that much more.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not. Yeah, but you got to give us the chance. You can't say, well, you said 20 and they gave 20,005 and I sold it to them last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's my hundred?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's my hundred? No, I'm given $100 for the opportunity to see it, to buy it.

[Michael Turley]

Last look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, last look. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. How many times a day do y' all have to explain that? Charlie?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, at least once. At least. And for the fact of when the computer doesn't quite know the vehicle and they sell it because. Oh, your range was low. Well, we didn't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't know it had an 8 inch lift.

[Bobby Brown]

There's things you don't put into it. Sure, of course. And then they go off and they. Well, I sold it because you guys range was low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, until you talk to us. Yeah, and it says it right there on the faq. I wrote it. So stupid. Have you ever read it?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wrote it like a third grader. My third grader completely understand what that says and get it. I wrote it where it would take all the argument out of it. It's not that we're trying to get out of paying the hundred. We want to buy the car. We want the last. Look, we don't want to hear about what happened last week and, oh, well, you accidentally. No, no, no, no. Send me a picture of their offer letter and I will. I'm buying an option for $100. I either beat it or. Or I'll give you $100. If I don't beat it, I'll just send you a check for $100 and we send checks out too. It happens.

[Michael Turley]

It does happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, actually, today only. I'll do it today only. 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y.

[Bobby Brown]

Hold on.

[Michael Turley]

Are you out of your mind? I knew you slept late.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me your CarMax off offer. If I don't beat it today, I'll send you a check for 500.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better have my money come rain, sleet or snow.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not some. Not half my cash car back.

[Bobby Brown]

So the buyers down there listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Said 500 downly and that is on.

[John Clay Wolf]

A valid week within a week. The the CarMax bits are good for a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need the picture and it have the option to buy it. If we don't beat it it we'll send you a check for 500.

[Bobby Brown]

Today only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. All right. Today only. Let's see how that goes. I want to see how that goes. I want to see how much more opportunities we get with upping the ante.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're going to raise the bet. Let's see what the upside is. If we get buy a bunch more cars. I may just stick it that way and leave it there. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio radio.

[Michael Turley]

Well, give me the VIN dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on in Texas, J.D. you said there's a storm.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's a storm moving through pretty much all the way from Mexico. It literally goes all the way up into Chicago and into the Northeast. So it's pretty much a big stripe all the way through the country. But Texas is going to get a mess of rain in the next three or four days.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're going to get.

[Michael Turley]

There's one model, there's little weather models people put together with the computer predicts. There's one prediction that shows the Dallas Fort Worth, North Texas area getting 11 inches of rain, which would be actually catastrophic.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's one inch off of a full one.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. But be full foot. It'd be anyway. It would be very, very, very bad because right now the ground's already saturated as it is. So 12 inches of rain. Needless to say, it's going to be flooding and very, very bad in Alabama. From, from, from. Follow me. Okay. Mexico's over here all the way up through Texas into Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas.

[John Clay Wolf]

If y' all can see his hands.

[Michael Turley]

All the way up, I'm doing in front of the green screen thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a bad weather reporter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Price is right, girl.

[Michael Turley]

And you going all the way up here, all the way up here to like the Indianapolis area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Chicago. Kd. I'm getting wood in my britches.

[Michael Turley]

Here is New York. And they're actually getting some rain and all into the East Coast. This is actually from the disturbance.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I live in San Diego, why do I care about any of that?

[Michael Turley]

You know, San Diego today is going to be sunny in 72, just like it's been all freaking years.

[Bobby Brown]

What about Nevada?

[Michael Turley]

Currently in Nevada, it's going to be hot and it's going to be dry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hot and slutty in Nevada this morning. Hot and slutty and sticky.

[Bobby Brown]

And Louisiana.

[Michael Turley]

Louisiana's gonna be also wet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Louisiana's gonna be drunk, stay drunk. And will continue to be drunk for years to come. That's why they're vapor locked in in 1983, because they've been so drunk they've never looked up and connected to the Internet.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you go to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Service Chevrolet Lafayette, Louisiana, until three, four years ago, their used car department was a deer hunting lodge.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Largest Chevy dealer in the state of Louisiana. I've done. I've done business with them for 20 years. Over 20 years. And their used car building was Lincoln Logs. Lincoln Logs. It was a. What do you call it? It's a log cabin. It's a two story deer stand. It looked like a deer stand. And their list that they worked off of, handwritten. They didn't have computers, man. No computers. Largest Chevy dealership in the state of Louisiana. Old Howard Brod used to go there. I mean they would type their contracts damned this thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did they shoot anything from right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that they, they both mean bow and rifle season. They, they were active in. So the salesman would shoot the customers and the, the animals they had, they had the licenses for both.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you don't want to run across a lot, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think I'm kidding? I need to find a picture of that.

[Michael Turley]

What's it called?

[John Clay Wolf]

Surface Chevrolet. It's a beautiful new facility now, but the old one's still there. And it's a damned. I mean it looks like you want to whip out barbecue and some beer and look around and see deer hanging from their feet. Joe, good morning. A 60 Silverado half ton Z71. 19,000 miles, four wheel drive, crew cab, navigation lifted. Does it have leather?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 30 grand. But I need to see it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it it up.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is not a bid. That is a conversation. I want to see it. I want to see it. The, the lift is what really is going to change the value. Higher, low. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tracy 16 town and country with 39,000 miles. You there? What's your. What's your payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have money to write a check to get out of it because you're upside down it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I figured I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you write like a $5,000 check?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you sitting on like five GS in your back pocket that you can pay down to get out of the loan.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It won't work. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. I'm up against the break. I've got a boogie. That's why I'm going so fast. We'll be right back. And listen this to a man in Kentucky who's also named Brett Kavanaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Went viral this weekend for tweeting.

[Bobby Brown]

This is a terrible time to be named Brett Kavanaugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RODIO.

[Bobby Brown]

Then a guy named Bill Cosby Weinstein.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was like, it could be worse. Is it worse now? John Clay. How's Bill doing in the prison? Anybody know?

[Michael Turley]

He's actually asked to be released two weeks in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't you?

[Michael Turley]

Didn't you hear the story?

[John Clay Wolf]

He let me out.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. No time for it.

[Michael Turley]

It's really uncomfortable in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 14 grand. 14,000 Mustang. 47,000 miles. V6 stick shift, hail damage. Matt, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You said another. You have an offer for 9,000. How old is that offer?

[Caller/Listener]

I just got an. About 30 minutes ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

We take a picture of it and send it to. Give me the vin.com. if we don't beat it, we'll give you a check for $100. Is it all right? 500. Oh, it's 500 today. So if we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for $500.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because today we're doing. We're up in the. We're. I'm raising the, the, the stakes. If I don't beat a CarMax offer today, a written, valid CarMax offer, I'm writing check for 500. So really, Matt, what we're basically saying is we're going to, to, we're, we're going to buy it. So you need to get ready to sell it. You need to start getting your crap out of there.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Steve. 06 vet with 40 convertible. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black on black. Average rough or clean. And does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean. Carfax clean.

[Caller/Listener]

I just bought, bought it. I bought it a year and a half ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And put about, about 8,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD, he's such a Mort. JD's been in this business for 30 years. Shut up. Just walk up. I mean, get your stupid phone Videos out of my radio show.

[Michael Turley]

God. From a man who showed up an hour and 45 minutes late to his own show. You need to shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Steve. Sorry about that. It's a convertible. That's nice. Is it automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Black. Does it have chromes, Nav? Yes, chromes. And navigation. And 40,000 miles. Clean Carfax. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. It's a.06 with 40. I'll give. I'll give. 19 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Nah, I gotta have 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on just a second. Let me think about it.

[Caller/Listener]

I paid 30,000 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me think about. Hang on. Let me think about it. Think about it.

[Michael Turley]

You thinking about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

At least you thought about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. I can't. I can't. I don't make the market. The market makes the market. I trade the market. The market on the car is $20,000. That's what it's worth. We're going into fall. Everybody that wanted to get laid last summer bought the Corvettes last spring. They got laid, they got pregnant. Now they're getting minivans. And they're all bringing in their hot rod cars to trade them in for the minivan for their pregnant Mexican girlfriend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Him and go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know why. It's not that she wasn't a Mexican girlfriend. Just for the pregnant young girlfriend.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could be Puerto Rican, could be Italian, could be anything. Could be Canadian. El total Canadian.

[Michael Turley]

Canadian.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to lean into Canada more so I even it out so I don't get pointed at. Anyway, that's what happened.

[Michael Turley]

We can't make fun of Canada now.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we can. We need to make more fun of Canada.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's just such an easy target. And nobody really.

[Michael Turley]

Nobody cares.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Cause this truck, you know, I'm gonna need like 26, five. Sorry. Oh, sorry.

[Michael Turley]

They're making fun of us.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway, that's what happens with the hot cars. They get traded in the fall because the sex season's over. Sure, as stupid as that sounds. If. If National Geographic did a documentary on humans and cars like they do on fish swimming up the river to spawn.

[Michael Turley]

That would be it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very similar. The male in January starts traveling out to the dealership looking for a new Corvette so he can find his mate this mating season. The top of the car at the end of the fall. The man now has an impregnate mate. And she's angry and hungry and we must. And he found out she has Two more children from another man that he must feed. So he must take Corvette back to dealership and get grand caravan or Honda Odyssey.

[Bobby Brown]

Watch.

[Michael Turley]

Watch him be very upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then the man turns to alcohol and then. Ladies and gentlemen, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan.

[Michael Turley]

Ladies and gentlemen. You're all weak. At least I showed up on time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kate. 12 Ford Focus, Titanium Sport with 108000 miles leather roof. Nav, is it average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's commercial. I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average, rough or clean condition?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's, it's like mint condition. I'm most be about my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds 12 titanium support. Sounds like 3, 500 to me. With 108,000 miles, maybe 3 to 4 grand. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll buy it. We have drivers all over the place that'll come by, especially in Houston. You know, we buy more cars in Houston. We doing that? Dallas.

[Michael Turley]

No really, we're.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're located in Dallas. The Vegas office over on Sahara is doing well. It's starting to ramp up. It takes a while to get things.

[Michael Turley]

Going but it picked up pretty quick in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego is off to a slow start. I don't know why, but we don't have an office in San Diego yet. We do have a. We, we have a dispatch person and we go pick the cars up. We have a check printer but we don't have a public facing office.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got to get that fixed. Cody, a 16 Highlander XLE with 90, 10, 11, 12 grand. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 90 on it. Yeah. What's, what's right?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean the blue book on it, they're saying 21.

[Bobby Brown]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody is calculating their miles into play. Okay, that's fine. Hang on. I, I may be real low. I'm going to look it up real quick. Toyo Toyota. What's this thing called? A Highlander?

[Caller/Listener]

Highlander xle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, before we start. So let's put how many miles on it? 90,000. He. He's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I need 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'll give 20. You're right. I was wrong. I was thinking of something else. Yep, that's a big difference. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's a take look. Let's go. 15F250 Platinum. 34,000 miles forward of 15F250 Platinum. Four wheel drive, leather roof. Nav. What got offer from us and didn't sell didn't like it. Okay. What's it take to buy it, Randall?

[Caller/Listener]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It won't do it, dude. I mean, it's. It's. It's three years old. It's the old body style. You can buy a new body style for 63 grand, and that's what they're gonna do. I wouldn't mean.

[Caller/Listener]

Not in a platinum. You can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's an old body style.

[Caller/Listener]

You can't buy a new one for 63 grand. Where are you gonna buy that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you can't buy a new platinum. You can't buy a new platinum for 63 grand. You're right. But if I give you 50 grand for this truck, I'm gonna lose five. And I don't like you that much. And I don't mean 500. I'm gonna lose 5,000. So there's nothing you can say? You can call me every name in the book and you can offer to fight. But I'll fight over 5,000, and you would too. I'm not giving you my 5,000. Quit trying to pick my pocket random. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

He went all quiet.

[Michael Turley]

We like you, Randy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't believe you actually. You're going to buy one from a guy who brought up the blue book.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he was right. That guy was right. Hey, when I'm wrong, I'll bring.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you know, you got this thing about Kelly blue ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly blue balls. 11 Silverado half ton, 101. Four wheel drive, leather nav crew cab. Steve, Katie. Average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

It's average. I didn't tell him it's got a lift. It's got some other aftermarket stuff on it, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 15 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you're close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. let's. Let's look at it. We'll make a deal. I want to buy it. Sam in Houston. 14 ram, Longhorn, Laramie. 78,000 miles. Hold on. We have. We have a more important thing. Real quick, put them on hold. Pre K. My name is John Clay Wolf. 800-800-7234. You go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell us our car today. Only if we don't beat the carmax offer. We will pay you 500. Okay. Gus and Carrollton, you have a question for Bobbo?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. I. I'm a big Steely Dan fan just like him. But I don't know as much about the actual members of the band as he does. I'M really curious. I used to know and I can't remember who did the lead vocals on Dirty Work because I'm fairly certain it's not Don Pegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the. The original lead singer of the band was a guy that they kicked out pretty quickly after they made that. That first recording. And what was his name? I can't remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jevy Ch. David Power.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jim Power. Jim something.

[Michael Turley]

He actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wrote every song on Carol King's jazz album with Jazz Man.

[Caller/Listener]

No kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I can't remember his name. But yeah, he did dirty work and a beautiful song called Brooklyn.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Sam. 14 half ton Longhorn Laramie was 78. Does 20 grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that seems about right. Leveling kit. I'm just kind of curious actually. But it's got leveling kit, 35 inch tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll buy it. I'll buy it. I might give a little more than that. Load it up into givemetheven.com and send us a couple pictures so we can see the wheels and tires and all that and we'll get a deal done. Clyde in Oklahoma. 15xlt 95,000 miles. 15f 150. Yeah. What's going on buddy? Not much. 15f 150xlt right? Under a hundred thousand miles. Miles. Crew cab, two wheel drive. 15 grand. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh man, that's rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cecil 11 Ford Fusion with 127000 miles sc with roof. Is it four cylinder? Six. Four cylinder Ford Fusion with big ass miles. I'll give a quarter for it. And I'll give three grand for it. Three grand some miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

David Paul Palmer Is that Vocalist?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sean and Corpus. 16 Ram half ton, great miles. Four wheel drive SLT. Quad cab. Big back door or small?

[Bobby Brown]

Back door?

[Caller/Listener]

Smaller back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth or leather? It's slt, so I'm assuming it's leather.

[Caller/Listener]

No, put them on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. Quit talking to him.

[Bobby Brown]

The best car of the day just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Came in and you're going to sit there BS on him? God almighty. Hang on. Sean. I got. I got a cart.

[Caller/Listener]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Name?

[John Clay Wolf]

My God. Patrick. Yes, sir. 03 Honda S2000 with 28,000 mile convertible, leather, hard top option, manual, whatever. What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 15 grand by. It's your. Sure. I. I just.

[Caller/Listener]

No, I was just trying to find out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was to.

[Michael Turley]

Just trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to find out what the value was.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not going by Kelly or anything like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't a kissing booth. This is. This is an exchange. Well, 15 grand buy it. Is it your Car. And is it for sale?

[Caller/Listener]

It's my car. It's for sale. But 15. No dice. I was just wondering.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buy is it? Patrick.

[Caller/Listener]

I. You know what? I'm just getting ideas right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But hey, do me a favor. First of all, I. I can't come through the. Through the phone and grab you. You, you're. You're getting all skitsy like you're at a dealership trying to run away. So just chill. What buys the effing car? How much is it? It's your car. How much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Dude, like 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll probably buy. Go to give the vin.com and quit being such a. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio. We'll be right back. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf.

[Bobby Brown]

Show presented by gimme the vid.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had the buyer come back up and talk to us.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This morning because just got a text.

[J.D. Ryan]

From Kyle, the buyer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember last week Ed was late. The baby, remember? Yes, the step boyfriend.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, the baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you guys don't know what we're talking about, you need to go to the podcast. Get on that. It's John Claywolf dot com. Mr. Ed. Be there shortly. Drop the baby at parents. So whose parents?

[Michael Turley]

Her parents got to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her parents had to wait for a effing mile long train every Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

Every Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

And then the, you know, he's from.

[John Clay Wolf]

New York, so he uses these train excuses. Dude, we're in Texas. The trains really don't dictate like the traffic flow.

[Michael Turley]

Unless you're in Saginaw or unless you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

An engineer on Amtrak.

[Michael Turley]

Right, that works.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you're just a Puerto Rican Jew from Brooklyn, you're driving an F150 even when you're here. 800. I mean, come on. Ed.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Victor.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, what's up, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Aransas pass. Are we on the air there? Yeah, we. Of course we are. Corpus. Yes. Catch me up with Port Aransas. Is it coming around? Is it? Is it what percent of the island.

[Caller/Listener]

Is rebuilt a year later, just guessing, about 75%. There's still a lot of damage, but work is really slow around here, especially getting materials because everything's been, you know, going out to Houston and then now Michael's damage and you know, so it's, it's, it's still work in the progress.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

I am military retired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. I09 Dodge Challenger hot rod. The SRT 68,000 miles. Leather roof. Nav.

[Caller/Listener]

What color it is? Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. I think it's. I think it's. It's an 09. They came out in 08. I think it's 16,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow. That's kind of low.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's 10 years old. You know, you. I mean, I sold a. A 17 for 26 in the auction lane two weeks ago with short miles. This. This one's got 70 on it. Go to givemetheven.com and let the computer bid it. See if my. If my own computer will beat me. It probably will. And then my buyers will call you back. We'll make a deal if there's one to be made.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Thanks, thanks.

[Michael Turley]

Just so you know, Port Aransas is working very hard to let people know it's open, man. There's. Most of the hotels are back and about at least 80% of the restaurants are back. So really, there's a lot going on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks, jd. You're welcome.

[Michael Turley]

Radio available on your Android.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you worried that your kid is too nerdy and, like, into weird? Dungeons and Dragons and hobbyists? It might just wind up being a weirdo. Meet J.D. ryan. That's how he'll be when he grows up. He'll wear flowered shirts and have several streaming Internet stations.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he missed the first segment. We talked about bullying, huh?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, he totally did. Totally missed it. That's all he does is bully people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my kids. Finally I took them to the park. Finally. No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

After 10 years, I took my kids outside. I took. So I've got. I've got three boys. 12. Wait, let me get these ages right.

[Bobby Brown]

So when, you know you have too many kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

12, 9 and 4. 12, 9, 4, 15, 12, 9, 4, 5. Those are the 15's the girl got you. So the boy's 12.

[Michael Turley]

Done for.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're just not very athletic. The little guy is showing a lot of spirit. The oldest is not. He's not real coordinated. He's a chess player. He's a gamer. He's you.

[Michael Turley]

That's awesome. I love him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, am I picking on him? No, no.

[Michael Turley]

But picking on me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took him to the park in the. The middle guy, Nolan. He's a. He's a big talker. He's going to be rich and he's going to have these big cars and he's going to. To do all this stuff as soon as he gets out of bed and pass me some more donuts. Right, right, right. He's lazy, but he's got big plans, big ideas.

[Michael Turley]

Let people working for.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's got into the kardashians lately.

[Michael Turley]

Really, but still doing something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Maybe he's watching reruns. Anyway, I took him to the park and they actually threw the football back and forth and caught it. It was amazing. Wow. It was. And then last, like, Nolan hiked the ball to Maddox. Maddox caught it. And then Nolan ran out for a pass and Maddox threw it and Nolan caught it.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that. All that continuity all went down without it. And then the baby, little four year old, baby day d gets the ball and he starts running. I mean running like from the watermelon patch with the cops behind you. And I was like, go get him, Nolan. And he took off after this four. That kid was that four year old's run. Top, top speed he had. And Nolan just smeared him out. Oh my God. I mean, like, like flag, 30 yards ejected from game. And then the little kid got up and dusted himself off and climbed up his back, Got around his neck and took him down.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God. Well, you love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, I was just glad to see that. That they're getting off their asses and doing something and. And it's exciting to see that they can catch a football. I've been playing football with these guys. Would you throw it at. At him? And it hits him in the head.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they miss it. And they miss it. Like, nose is bleeding. You're like, maybe I should stop this.

[Michael Turley]

Or maybe you should do it more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or we get real close and throw it back and forth. And that's how you warm it up, is get short distance.

[Michael Turley]

Further, further.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. These boys. 800. 800.

[Michael Turley]

Even near the fun part.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fix. I think it's fixing.

[Michael Turley]

It's fixing to kick in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Parker at 04. Envoy with 160,000 miles worth. Eight hundred, maybe a thousand. I mean, I'm just bad news today. These guys, I'm grabbing the cars that I know people are gonna be mad about.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because. Just because I'm mad that I showed up late for my own show.

[Michael Turley]

And today only 500. If we don't beat your carmax offer. Today only. Yeah, 500 CarMax offer. They give you this little sheet. Take a picture of that. Send it to us. If we don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He says, Give me the VIN.com.Give me the VIN.

[Michael Turley]

Send it in, text it in. If we don't beat it. 500 bucks. Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sean Corpus. Sean and corpus.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Morning. How. What's the Weather in Corpus. Is it raining?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Start to yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it up at Dallas Fort Worth? It's just dumping this morning. Just pouring.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. It's gonna rain all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we've got a 15/2 ton, half ton Dodge Ram 4x4. Did you and I talk about this truck earlier?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, 2016.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Did you and I talk about it earlier today?

[Caller/Listener]

Just a little while ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you told me to.

[Caller/Listener]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. What? I told you to just go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. You got an offer yet?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Go. If you go to my. If you go to my givemetheven.com and just put in your license plate, it'll. The computer will bid the truck instantaneously. Like right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's damn thing. All right. Mark 16 Honda Sonata Sport. Do the same thing. Go to givethevin.com and load it up. You know, the computer will bid it. Buyer will call you right back. Why? Because I don't want it. I'm too. Because I don't. I don't want to do it on the air. I'll give you five grand for it. My computer will probably give you 15 people are.

[Bobby Brown]

Why. Yeah, you don't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I start charging? I know why. Hey, I'd like to charge if. If they'll pay me to give them free appraisal, I'll do it. Other than that, go to my damn computer. We spent a million dollars on it. Or two or three and more like three. And you guys can just use that. Then I don't have to do it if you want me to do it. So it's like the premium appraisal. Yeah, sure. If you want me to do it. I'm a hundred. I ain't doing it for free.

[Michael Turley]

Wizard of Oz.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what that'll do is clean out all the mess, all the flakes, all that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. You won't get everybody strokes. Yeah. No tire kickers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You'll get the real guys. That's what I'll be glad to talk serious turkey with people about their deal if they're serious, but this old 25 grand upside down. Let's call John and see if he can make it rain.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's exactly what they're doing too.

[Michael Turley]

Not all they're hoping against hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's. Let's see. Okay. This is a 17,000. This is a 2017 Mustang GT. Matt, are you there? Yes. What's your payoff on this car?

[Caller/Listener]

I pre and clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Matt has a job and is a citizen okay.

[Caller/Listener]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a Trump supporter or Hillary?

[Caller/Listener]

Trump all the way, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder. I wonder what the percentage of clear titles with Republic. I'm not going to get into that. This is really. This is going to cause a problem. I'm just going to leave all that alone. Let's get back to your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's 2000. How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Listener]

4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you getting rid of it?

[Caller/Listener]

Twins on the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Congrats. Is it a GT 350 or just a GT?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a GT with the performance package. Has the Brembos and like Michelin tires and stuff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Performance package. It's got 19s. If it's got that. It's not. Does it have recaro seats? No, it's not a California special. It's performance. Okay. No miles. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Lightning Blue know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 25. 25. Five is a stick.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 26 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to give the vin.com. load it up, we'll get it bought. Just got to have a clean car factory. You got it, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

That sound Turly. Don't ever play that again, man. It freaks me out. I like that one better.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds sexual. That's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just. Somebody just, just, just shells me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like I have a disease. Hey, J.D. i'm going to let you handle Parker and Weatherford. Oh, sure. They're up.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, Parker in Weatherford. How are you? Good morning. Good afternoon. How are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Tradio.

[Michael Turley]

What do you got, Parker? What do you got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Very attractive. He's got nothing. He's got a 06. He's got a 06 little SUV Chevy, like a little trailblazer, okay. With 180 on it. And I told him a minute ago I'd give him 800 for it. And he's called back, so I was gonna let him yell at you.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, cool. I got you. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I want to talk to Rush Limbaugh again.

[Michael Turley]

Him about what?

[Bobby Brown]

Cuz he missed talking to him earlier in the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I miss him. I miss him.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know if he's going to be back up, man. We've never done twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, of course we have. Rush listens to us the whole way through. He. He gets high on those. On that run of 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's John.

[J.D. Ryan]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

John Wolf. John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

He's here now. He wasn't here when you called earlier.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was. I thought I'd spoken to you earlier. That was a. That was J.D.

[Michael Turley]

That was me. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was expecting a call from my friend Ted Nugent.

[Michael Turley]

But you are. What are you and Ted. I don't even want to know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the stupidest. Ted is excited about the hurricane.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a hunter, you know, and he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's also.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of people don't realize this about Ted. He's also a storm chaser.

[Michael Turley]

No, he's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wants to go up to Panama. That's Panama. Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

Florida.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not Noriega.

[Michael Turley]

Gotcha.

[J.D. Ryan]

And see if we can get a shot at this thing. I don't know what we're gonna do when we catch it, to be honest.

[Michael Turley]

It's kind of done.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but. JB look What? Ted and I have gone out to Tornado Alley. I don't know if you know where this is.

[Michael Turley]

I do. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

In the northern part of Texas, southern Oklahoma, they have these horrendous tornadoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're terrible. And we. We'll chase them.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Until we can catch him. And then we run away.

[Michael Turley]

What do you do? You run away.

[J.D. Ryan]

And. It's a terribly dangerous, foolish thing. I keep trying to tell Ted. Let's stay home and watch Twister.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't know what you're doing, it can be very deadly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have a couple of Vicodins, Drink a little scotch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I actually found. You were talking about that. What kind of a car is really expensive car you had a couple weeks ago. We found some McLaren. Scotch. Actually comes in a big green can. Beautiful, beautiful scotch. You. You don't. You don't want to ruin this with Dr. Pepper. Just ice. Ice only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush. I want you to meet Ed. I know you're. You're. You're in Florida, so you can't see him, but. But. But a Puerto Rican. Jewish. Puerto Rican Yankee Ed is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, this is the one that white boy Kyle sent me an email about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to. Trying to farm him out. Are you there, Ed? Can you hear me? I'm here loud and clear. Loud and clear. So you've been missing work? Oh, consistently. And all this week, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

As a matter of fact, I've been late and leaving early.

[J.D. Ryan]

But just to let you know, I have been buying just as many cards, if not more. Oh, yeah, of course you have. Is there any way we can tie this into maybe. Hopefully some kind of a substance abuse problem? Because I'VE got a lot of excuses for that.

[Michael Turley]

Really? Good.

[J.D. Ryan]

If your substance is food, then absolutely yes, sir. Okay. No cocaine or anything.

[Michael Turley]

Doesn't do cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am running low on Percocets. No, I like to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I try to make breakfast, I try to get home early for dinner.

[J.D. Ryan]

And as a matter of fact, just.

[Michael Turley]

Now you guys disturbed me because I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was in the middle of getting lunch. You know, these are, these are important.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I get a text message from Kyle. It says it's from you this morning. Be there shortly. Dropped baby at parents had to wait for a blank, blank mile long train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely correct there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So listen, you're in Texas, you're not in New York, you're not in Brooklyn. The. The L and the. We're not a Penn Station. The. The world down here doesn't work around trains. So your train stories, that's worthless. Why, why are you running? Why are you using trains? I mean, because it's almost a 15 minute wait for a mile long train.

[Michael Turley]

And I've never seen a mile long train.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.D. who am I? Oh, hang on. So you're talking about waiting in the car?

[J.D. Ryan]

Car.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I thought you're waiting to get on.

[Michael Turley]

Train block the road. Train block the road.

[John Clay Wolf]

What part of town do you live in? I've never near color. And, and we gotta. So, so let's recap. Last week we, we had a nice talk and everybody was straight and you were gonna be better. So what happened on Monday? Were you on time?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I was on time all this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, were you? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you leave on time? Yeah. Oh, good, good, good, good. So today's the only day, the first day you've been late?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, yes. And then when I asked you to come up to the, to the studio about 40 minutes ago, Kyle said that you were out getting chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was trying to get some chicken.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fried chickens there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you relate this morning. I just want to understand the mentality.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How late were you this morning?

[Michael Turley]

I think it was about eight minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

About eight minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Okay. So 1 4, 48 minutes. No, because I'm like, if the guy's late 30 minutes to an hour late.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then. And then he's here for like an hour or two and he's like, oh, gotta go get some chicken. I'm taking a bite. Okay. So it's not as bad as I'm envisioning. Now, if anybody was late this morning, it was me. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you realize how late I was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mentioned that I missed the starting gate by an hour and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

God. Who just farted?

[J.D. Ryan]

Wasn't me.

[Michael Turley]

Wasn't the dog. He's got the runs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotta be Ed.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is bad.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't smell it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's definitely dog type to me. It's definitely on my side of the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Okay, J.D. listen, Ed, we're done with you. We're back on J.D. i mean, can we go to commercial break? This is insanity. I'm so tired of this. Don't breathe, Ed. Ed, be you're fortunate. JD Just. It was like when I got pulled over for that dwi and then somebody got murdered and the cop had to leave the scene.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, don't overreact, Charlie. Put your shirt down.

[Michael Turley]

You're welcome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just pretend you're on the front line in a war. Your infantry grunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's got 50 seconds to go to.

[Michael Turley]

The next 50 seconds, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do you have health insurance?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to get you some because. Because we gotta. We gotta. We gotta. We gotta do something about this. I'm tired of being smogged out of my own studio in the corner with no ventilation. I'm sick of it. I'm done with it. It's not good.

[Michael Turley]

Not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, ah, it's like a double whammy for me. It's like a double barrel. JD and Ed, that's 500 pounds of man.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like they say, though, John, anything that doesn't kill you just grosses you out.

[Michael Turley]

Makes you stronger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian in Oklahoma, 15 Denali with 100,000 miles on it. Is it worth more than 25 grand?

[Caller/Listener]

I think so. I think three worth. Closer to 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, go. Give me the VIN, give me the vi.com. and if you're in Oklahoma, run up to Carmax and get a bid from them. And if I don't beat it today, I'll send you a check for 500. I'm going to beat it anyway. But anyway, send it to give me the vin.com and I. I'll get it bought. I. I can't give 30, but I can get close. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Researchers in Hong Kong are reporting the.

[Caller/Listener]

First ever case of a human contracting rat hepatitis.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. Now that guy has to call and inform every rat he's ever slept with. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Nobody likes a rat. Zach, Midlothian diesel jeep, you there? Hang on. Call Her. Bring it up. Sacky there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. So we've got a Grand Cherokee diesel. Is it limited? Yes. I didn't know they made a diesel in 14. I've forgotten that. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a three liter. That's right. This is have navigation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sunroof, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, no four wheel drive, no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Without roof. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Leather. It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sixteen grand.

[Caller/Listener]

My wife's car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sixteen grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I think that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemethevent.com and load it up. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Good morning. You're on the.

[Caller/Listener]

Here.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing? I got a 2005.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, are you all jacked up on crystal?

[Caller/Listener]

31,000 miles. Average. Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's talking to the radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's talking to the delay. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let me explain what just happened happen. Old boy's all jacked up on something. He's talking fast, but he has us on in the background on the speakers. And he called in and he was talking to me, but he had us so loud in the speakers he was hearing the old conversation that was delayed 60 seconds and he was answering the questions that were coming over the speakers and telling it to me on the.

[Michael Turley]

Radio, coming at me to all directions.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was coming at him from all directions. D.J. was that fell. We don't have a hit on him. We don't know who. You know it's from Oklahoma. You just know it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could be Louisiana, could be Arkansas.

[Bobby Brown]

Did you hang up on him or is he still.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I shouldn't have. Why do I hang up? I need to put people on hold. I need to put people on. I hope my capacitor, Marty, I hope he calls back. Hey, hey, if maybe that's him again. Let me grab you.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you back? Are you there? Is it you? You. Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

He won't know for 90 seconds. He's listening to the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello?

[Bobby Brown]

Hello?

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, just wait.

[Caller/Listener]

Howdy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Howdy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There he is.

[Caller/Listener]

I must have the wrong number.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it's nothing. Who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you trying to reach?

[Caller/Listener]

My wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

I live in Beaumont, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not your wife. Oh, hang on. But I'll get her. I'll get her.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll get her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get her. I'll get her. I'll get her. Come here.

[Caller/Listener]

Wait.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What's your. What's your wife's name? Oh, he hung up. Dang It. We got his wife. This is. This is random.

[Michael Turley]

What a bizarre morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You won't know for 90 seconds.

[Michael Turley]

Seconds?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I was listening to the delay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's funny. How would you call. You mean you tell you something that's not funny.

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[Bobby Brown]

Dog's farting.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's dog. Okay. I don't know. I think so.

[Michael Turley]

I'll never bring him here again.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was the dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that was human. That was human.

[Michael Turley]

Speaking of people that are sick, Ozzy Osbourne has canceled the rest of his North American leg of his no More Tours tour due to an infection in his right hand. So that's bad news. Also, do you care about the bass player for Three Doors down going to prison?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Who cares about a bass player for.

[Michael Turley]

Any band bad enough to be a bass player? No one really cares that they go to prison. They all deserve it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, especially Three Doors Down.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, on the gun charge, I gotta.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I may be wrong, but aren't they terrible?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know how to transition into this story. I just. I'm just gonna do it. It's gonna be a bad segue. I'm just gonna go there and we'll just talk about it. I'm gay. Nope, I'm not.

[Bobby Brown]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But an old high school friend killed himself this week. He hung himself. Wow. And his girlfriend, wife, whatever, I'm not sure what she was. You know, she left him and. And he killed himself.

[Michael Turley]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I talked to this little girl that he dated a lot in high school, and she said actually his wife was her cousin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he hooked up with her, his high school sweetheart. He hooked up with her cousin. I don't think they married. I think they were staying. But anyway, he was always weird like that. She said, all in high school, whenever I'd try to break up with him, he said he'd kill himself. She was always saying, he's one of those guys. Like, if the girl was wanting to leave me, he's. He threatened to kill himself. She said, well, I guess he finally did it. There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know personally, but if you think about it enough, I think it kind of gets into your head as a possibility. You know, we've all known a few people, or at least somebody that went that way. And you think, yeah, you know, the guy used to do that, you know, when his wife left him. He said that all the time.

[Michael Turley]

Were we going somewhere with that or are we just throwing it out there?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just What John's thinking about. It's what's on John's mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

You care the hanging part. Isn't that a painful way to die?

[Michael Turley]

Well, if you really really want to talk about it. What happens is you choke yourself out. You pass out and then the weight from your body finishes the job.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ask but isn't that still a painful way to die? Choking yourself out? I mean that's a. I've been choked out in a. By a bouncer and a barber and that they drugged me out. I mean I didn't die know but that's painful.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know I took a giant hit at that Joe Walsh concert and fell down, passed out for a sec. You know aspixiation will do it to dark subject but.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why do people in a. In a loving. I don't want to get too weird on the air but you like the auto asphyxiation. I mean I wonder if he was playing in excess in the background.

[Michael Turley]

You're thinking it was not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a very big Michael. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hutchins.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he was a very big Michael Hutchins fan.

[Michael Turley]

Could have been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie. Do you have don't change my nxs. That's the one we need.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what you do.

[Michael Turley]

Have a cop friend. He says that's the most awkward scene to walk in on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh no doubt. Here's what you do. Okay. And our. Our website is all over the place. We've got a Facebook page. You know any of us. None of us are too busy for that. Choose life, man. Get a hold of me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'll talk you down till we figure something out.

[Michael Turley]

Just not after 9 o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? No excuse?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anytime. Anytime, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't call me before 8.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, no but get. Get a hold of me and I will talk you down and I'll pick you up. We'll figure out what to do for you. Choose life. It ain't that bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's a bobo. Have you ever had a weird and we got to keep this light because we're on but have you ever had an odd relationship with a. With any woman or something where limited breathing was part of yalls arousal?

[J.D. Ryan]

No. No, not at all. But I'm knowing you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's that all about?

[Michael Turley]

You know what I never really understood that she just liked that she enjoyed being not obviously not pass out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she like an excellent says.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway? Yeah but I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean does she want. I mean I just.

[Michael Turley]

You just like the she like there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of guys that have died that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aggressive sex. That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of guys have died that way. The. The good guy from Kill Bill.

[Michael Turley]

What happens is he could.

[John Clay Wolf]

He could kill Fu Manchu, but he couldn't. He couldn't negotiate that belt in old Hustler magazine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trying to get off.

[Michael Turley]

You pass. Wait, you pass. Pass out. And then the way your body does the rest of the work, might as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam.

[Michael Turley]

That was not live.

[J.D. Ryan]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't get it. I just don't get it. I get a lot and. But that old gal that wanted you to choke her.

[Michael Turley]

Yep. That was she like the whole role play.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a crazy girlfriend like that too, in high school. Crazy as hell. You know, hold me down. Hold me down.

[Michael Turley]

Right? I mean, some kind of God knows what.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. You know, and then. And then they start telling stories that you like. We're being rough on them.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, right. That. Fortunately, this was years before the me too thing, so I never got that. That never came back on me. But it could have this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This day and age. Could you imagine if your girlfriend was like Vanessa Williams or Venus Williams and they started talking that you're trying to hold them down? They start whipping your ass, throwing you.

[Michael Turley]

Around the room like a rag doll.

[John Clay Wolf]

They get excited about just whipping the hell out of you. Really?

[Michael Turley]

Here's why I do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They want you to make the first throw, the first punch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything. Anything like that.

[Michael Turley]

Can you imagine dating in this day and age where you literally have to go, we signed this document saying that you asked me to do this. Seriously?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, could you imagine doing the stuff I used to do now? Couldn't. I wouldn't be afraid. Be afraid.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you do?

[Michael Turley]

Just have relations with people. But you know, it was just a whole. Nowadays they come back and go, oh, it was aggressive.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you do?

[Michael Turley]

I didn't do anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Say what you did.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, look at me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm innocent.

[Michael Turley]

I'm as innocent as the days long.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

About what?

[Michael Turley]

Sex partner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the things I do. Oh, the things I do. What'd you do? Did. What'd you do?

[Michael Turley]

Did. A long time ago, we don't talk about him now he's scared to. Well, technically, there's some girl somewhere. Go.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

It was you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just scares me, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Maybe I'm too vanilla.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Took a left turn. Actually took a right Dale Earnhardt turn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Brett. Brett Foster. Rest in peace. We'll be back in just a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Suckers walk. Money box. But it can't touch my three lock box.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We're back.

[Bobby Brown]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by givemethe vin.com call in 800. 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf. This day's gonna suck. Why? What do you mean suck? Why, like suck in what way?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's great. Look at you. Burning candles man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The business side of things. So I'm an hour and a half late, right?

[Michael Turley]

That happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which didn't help the car part?

[Michael Turley]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Baton Rouge is down at 9:30 because they start pregaming like 24 hours in advance on their radio station.

[Michael Turley]

Is Wednesday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Literally. Literally five hours before the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they go into pregame mode five hours before kickoff for lsu. So we're preempted in Louisiana. Our Midland guys are. They. They can't seem to plug handle the electrical connections. We're down in Midland. It's raining like a cow peeing on a flat rock in the entire region.

[Michael Turley]

Pouring.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean just pouring. Yeah, our entire. Our entire. I bet our customer counts off the show and everything. And they give me the VIN by room day, I'll be at least cut in half. You might as well just send everybody home. Turley.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, no. We've got Oklahoma to count on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobby Brown]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what we ought to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, see if we can get a bunch of cocaine. Man. Play dominoes all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done cocaine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drink a wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd be terrible. Why would I be terrible?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know anything. Okay. This is like I heard. This is what I heard. This is the place to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is right here in the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what you heard?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, cuz it's dangerous out there.

[Michael Turley]

It's dangerous anywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. I mean you get your chicken first bring to the office. Then you just do cocaine.

[Michael Turley]

Man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why would I be bad on what. What would cocaine do to me? Would I just get too. Am I just too wired up as it is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it'd probably make you more friendly. There's nothing wrong with that.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

As bi as he is, up and down and up and down, he would be off the charts.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know nothing about cocaine. Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway. No, I do too. I've seen people on it. I've worked with people on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would also give you a much better understanding of the music of Steely Dan. And that's. That's important, you know. Hey, Babylon sisters, shake it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Oklahoma. Brad. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What have you ever done? Cocaine?

[Michael Turley]

What are we doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Once.

[Caller/Listener]

Once or twice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think? Have you listened to us for a long time?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Every day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so would I be bad? Like, should I not do it? Am I too.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a tough up. It's a toss up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Hank Hill from King of the Hill. The guy that was looking for his wife is still on. He just called back. So I want to get to this Mustang. Hold tight, hold tight. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello. I'm. I don't know. I must have got the wrong number again. I don't know why she gave me an 800 number to get a hold of her. I'm at work myself. I'm 10,000, about 10,000ft above El Paso right now. We must have got disconnected earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

10,000Ft above El Paso?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Well, my job is. I'm. I'm what they call a flush technician.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's that mean?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I make sure they don't empty their toilets above densely populated areas. We had a bunch of shitheads call in here a while back.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody get it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it was a. It was a. It was a setup up. We had a bunch of s. Heads. Okay. I had to dump him. Okay. We were going along with it, but I had to dump him. That's too bad. Brad, we're back.

[Caller/Listener]

What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 14 Mustang GT with 46,000 miles. Leather stick. Premium.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's no leather, it's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it says L. Then it's not premium if it's not leather.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it is a premium.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

H. What. What do you think makes the premium package?

[Caller/Listener]

Honestly, I couldn't tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are you wanting to argue with me if it's a premium or not?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I know it's a premium, but it doesn't have leather.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait, do you mean that it's primo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I. In my experience. And I've bought 10,000 Mustangs. I'm not kidding. I'm not make. Yeah, maybe I'm too high there. Five thousand Mustangs. Have I bought 5,000 Mustangs? Yes. And, and over the past 22 years in this business, and I'm going to tell you, if it ain't got leather, it ain't no premium. But for you, since you're from Oklahoma and we like Indians, we're going to. Now, wait, it has nothing to do with Indians. What are you talking about jd? I don't know. That's a tax deal. That's the title. The Indian reservation thing. Is this on an Indian reservation title or a regular Oklahoma title?

[Caller/Listener]

Oklahoma.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No leather. Does 16. Does 16 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Payoff is 16. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Go to givemetheven.com, send me some pictures. We'll make a. A deal.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has nothing to do with it. There's a different Oklahoma law for Indian. The Indians have different laws.

[Michael Turley]

That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Than the white folk.

[J.D. Ryan]

Native Americans, I think is whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Native American.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's fair nomenclature.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reservations, the titles and the leans and all that crap.

[Michael Turley]

It's all different.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all different.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why you got it. I. I don't know if you. If it's the proper term to call it an Indian title. I'm not trying to be a racist and I'm not even trying to be funny. No, but if it's an Indian title, then we've got to give it to Engine Joe, our ex expert. He does all of our Indian title transactions and inspections and he knows how to bust it up.

[Bobby Brown]

Is he in the studio right now? In the green rooms. Oh, there he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come, come over here, Engine Joan. Tell me about that. The. The last. This is going to get us all in trouble. Let's stop. No, I don't want to do this. Hold on.

[Bobby Brown]

Let me hit the brake real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there we go.

[Michael Turley]

Stop it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Comes. Air brakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, the guys in Oklahoma like us a lot, and we're fixing to take it too far. That's a Jake break. That's not JD's dog farting.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ralph in Bakersfield. Let's see. Switch topics. Good morning.

[Michael Turley]

Jesus Christ.

[J.D. Ryan]

Father Ralph's like, I know where he gets to go. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. What have you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we got a 2014 DLK350 Mercedes Benz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, what color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a polar white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diesel or gas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, Polar white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, if it's a 350, it's gay. Guess. Does it have the big wheels or the. Does it have 20 inch wheels or 18s?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man, you got me there. I'm not sure. Can't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Caller/Listener]

That's the way I bought it. I think it. It's sport. The sport package. So I'm thinking. I'm thinking 18s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a power lift gate on the back?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know, mid teens 15. 15. 15. 16 grand. 15 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, that sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 15 grand's enough.

[Caller/Listener]

15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

You know, I was planning on selling it this, this winter.

[Bobby Brown]

Winter.

[Caller/Listener]

But I was calling you guys to give me an idea. See what you guys would. Would give me for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you're in a big hurry. Sounds like you're in a real hurry there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys catching all the innuendo coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of this sometime?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Polar white winter. You got a little polar white under your left porthole there, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Bakersfield. Is this, is this the first weekend you've ever listened to the show?

[Caller/Listener]

This is the first weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm never here. I live actually up in Ventura. But I'm here in town today. So I'll put you guys on perfect. 98.5 to 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Sean, Houston 16 Lexus NX F spring for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking about NSX in excess and he called us with an NS. NXF.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, this is a Lexus NX 200 T F sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, gotcha. That's that.

[Bobby Brown]

It's not a popular.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's that left handed hybrid, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's not hybrid. It's a small hanger with the little turbo in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. NX200T F Sport. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Roja red interior. It has 70,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just say aloha red?

[J.D. Ryan]

Rojo.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what the dealership calls it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aloha blowhole. Ah, Speedy Gonzalez.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sl Tmpo Portos Rohi Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Sl Tampo. I'll give 20 grand for that. Pos 20? That sounds like a lot.

[Caller/Listener]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

20. I think. Do I even want it for that?

[Michael Turley]

Wait.

[Caller/Listener]

How about like 23?

[John Clay Wolf]

How about like go to. Give me the ven.com and let's look, let's see some Roja red pictures.

[Caller/Listener]

Has the premium rims on it, the 18s, all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You say it's a Mexican edition?

[Caller/Listener]

No, premium edition. Okay, I thought I heard it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we go to Papacitos and you buy me some margaritas and some fajitas and we'll talk about this Rojo red thing.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm gonna send you some pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

That all right, do it. Hurry up, hurry up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you say that was a left handed car? Was that like a, like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a $3 bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a postal workers Lexus or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Left hand drive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I Don't know. West Columbia. Where the hell is that? Texas. Lee, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's West Columbia, Texas?

[Caller/Listener]

Just south of Houston off 288. First state capital of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, if I don't beat a CarMax offer today, I'll pay you $500. Do you have a CarMax offer?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't have one. I'll go get one and get 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that, do that, do that. Run up there, get your CarMax offer and send it to us. If we don't beat it, we will send you 500. But if we do beat it and you don't sell it to us, then you owe me 500.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a deal?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure. Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds great. Go to. Give me the vin.com. so what we're doing is we're trying to raise the stakes to weed out the week and get down to the people who are ready to do business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weed out the wicked.

[Michael Turley]

Weed out the wicked.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smashing their windows and crashing their doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Seven, two, three. Are we done?

[Michael Turley]

Done, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this show over?

[Bobby Brown]

When you show up an hour and a half late, it seems short.

[Michael Turley]

It just zips by, doesn't it, Johnny?

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. Thank God. This was a bad one, man. I mean, this is like. This was the worst day ever. My, oh, my. My buddy that called me to tell me my friend died. Yes, sir. His wife sent him divorce papers yesterday, and he got screwed out of his inheritance from his father's death. His stepmother forged the will. So we were talking about that. A lot of good things going on.

[Michael Turley]

To keep reaching for the stars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Roll up that 50, Charlie. Let's do this thing.

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