#171 John Clay Wolfe Show 10.27.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #171 (10.27.18)

Air Date: February 13, 2026
Podcast Theme: The John Clay Wolfe Show brings its trademark rowdy, irreverent, and freewheeling take on cars, sports, pop culture, and all things wild in America—with sharp asides, running jokes, live call-ins, and the ever-present lure of buying and selling cars through GiveMeTheVIN.com. This episode is heavy on Halloween talk, car market dips, wild news stories, celebrity gossip, and the show’s energetic crew riffing on everything from stock picks to the realities of parenting teens.

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Main Theme & Tone

This episode is a fast-paced, comedic romp with John Clay Wolfe and his crew riffing on:

• The economics of Halloween and "sexy" culture
• Rollercoaster stock and car markets
• Outrageous news (woman steals a police car, Canadian "How to Roll a Joint" site, Girl Scouts cashing in on legal weed)
• Rock ‘n’ roll tangents, especially around Queen and Elton John
• Bizarre call-ins, the hustle of car buying/selling, and the eternal Texas-vs.-the-world bluster of the crew

With a loose structure and “anything goes” attitude (save what the FCC would fine), the show combines humor, parody, soundboard bits, and real call-in advice.

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Highlights & Key Segments

1. Halloween, Commerce, and Sex Appeal (00:45 – 03:40)

• Discussion: How Halloween evolved into an adult, sexier holiday, and the explosion of the "sexy" costume commerce.
• The crew jokes about adult Halloween parties, referencing “Fifty Shades of Grey” and marketing genius ("They started selling those outfits August 15th. And Christmas is already... those shelves are stocked and ready to go" – Bobbo, 02:34).
• Notable Quote:
  “When did Halloween become about sexy costumes? Mid-90s. That's about the time I realized, hey, sexier and sexier outfits.” – Michael Turley (01:46)

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2. Stock Market & Car Market Chaos (03:42 – 05:41)

• Discussion of recent market drops, Amazon’s big losses, and Bobbo’s safer stock picks (Tractor Supply, Red Lobster).
• Humor: “That's why I put all my money in tractor supply and Red Lobster.” – Bobbo (04:18)
• Wolfe’s metaphors for stock pain: “I think it was a big shot in the old nutsack.” (03:48)

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3. Sports Banter & College Football Playoff Scenarios (05:41 – 07:24)

• Georgia vs. Florida as game of the week, UT’s faint playoff hopes, Alabama’s dominance.
• “Alabama, they're going to put Alabama in there with one loss. Guarantee it. Right. So that's... they need help.” – Michael Turley (07:00)

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4. Wild News: Woman Steals a Police Car (07:45 – 10:25)

• Segment: Grand Theft Auto in Tulsa—Angie Frost steals a police car after being cuffed.
• Crew jokes about her wild excuses and probable meth use.
• Clip: “You just stole a police car in front of three police officers.” – John Clay Wolfe (09:45)
• Notable Quote:
  “That sounds like a good old case of the meths to me, man.” – DJ Pre K (10:05)

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5. Crew Antics: DJ Pre K’s Colorado Song (10:25 – 13:15)

• DJ Pre K’s Colorado trip inspired “Eyeball” (rap single).
• Banter about borrowing each other’s lyrics, referencing Led Zeppelin, Vanilla Ice, and copyright.
• Notable Exchange:
  “You stealing my material.” – John Clay Wolfe, jesting about the plagiarism of lyrics (13:10)

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6. Megyn Kelly/Blackface Controversy (14:36 – 16:43)

• Discussion about Kelly’s firing over blackface comments.
• Consensus: The network wanted her out for other reasons; incident was overblown.
• Quote: “Because this was not that heavy... I had to go back and find out where's the bad part? I don't see it.” – John Clay Wolfe (15:40)

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7. News Oddities: Sex Research & “Crazy Chick” Stereotypes (16:43 – 17:33)

• Research claims “crazy” (unstable) women are better lovers.
• “A new study claims men have better intimate relations... for emotionally unstable women. Well, no kidding.” – J.D. Ryan (17:17)

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8. Listener Call-Ins: Car Valuations, Trade-ins & CarMax (17:50 – 41:16 and throughout)

• Listeners pitch their vehicles (Silverado, Audi, VW, etc.); Wolfe gives appraisals live.
• Handy “CarMax challenge”: If GiveMeTheVIN.com doesn’t beat CarMax’s offer, they send you $100.
• Dealers segment: encouragement for dealers/listeners to use their VIN-matching system.
• Signature lines:
  “What will you take for it, man?”
  “Go to givemethevin.com and load it up.”
  “Do both those... If we don’t beat him, we’ll pay you $200.” (107:44)

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9. Crew Parody, Halloween Music Debate & Bumper Selection (45:45 – 77:38)

• Lighthearted arguments about obscure Halloween-themed playlist songs, with Bobbo pushing for “hip” and offbeat tracks and Wolfe corralling him back toward “mainstream.”
• “You do a lot of off the radar weird stuff… my job is to drag you back into Main Street.” – John Clay Wolfe (74:15)
• Funny nitpicking about music, selection process, and show flow.

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10. “Day Drinking and Toe Fetishists”—Audience Demographics and Offbeat Humor (78:04–80:44)

• Extended bit on audience character (“day drinkers and toe fetishists”), safe words, and what marks out a Kia customer from a Honda customer (credit score, loan paperwork, etc).
• "The Kia dealership, it's like 90% of our customers, we have to run them back home, pick up their stips [stipulations].” – John Clay Wolfe (58:44)

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11. Drug Tales & Legendary Rockers (105:32 – 123:31)

• Gary Busey snorts cocaine off his dog, Keith Richards makes “Frankenstein Pickles,” and comparisons to Keith’s supposedly heroin-fueled survival strategies.
• Quote of the Hour:
  “You actually snorted cocaine off your dog?” – John Clay Wolfe
  “Oh, yeah. That’s what an addict does.” – Gary Busey (66:36)

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12. Real-life Parenting Dilemmas (110:02 – 113:52)

• Wolfe admits the challenge of being an on-air wild man while raising teens.
• Crew debates how honest to be about high school smoking, drinking, and the hazards of fake maturity among today’s kids.

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13. “What Were They On?” Game—Meth, Acid, and Blowtorching Spiders (128:07 – 130:17)

• DJ Pre K’s signature news game: Crew guesses what drug led a Fresno man to burn down a house chasing a spider (answer: psychedelics, not meth!).
• Notable Exchange:
  “The blowtorch, it... I get where y’all coming from, but the man was treated in the hospital for possible psychedelic drugs. Man, he was tripping off that acid.” – DJ Pre K (130:07)

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14. Parody, Soundboard Characters & Ongoing Shenanigans

• In-character call-ins from “Satan the Darkness,” “Randy the Chipmunk,” and "Romero Romo" (Tony Romo’s dad), all used as comic foils in the ongoing show dialogue.
• Jabs at political figures, old co-workers, and local news mingle with celebrity jokes (e.g., Kim Kardashian, Vanilla Ice).

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• Halloween Sex Appeal (01:46)
  “Hey, sexier and sexier outfits…” – Michael Turley

• Stock Market Brutality (03:48)
  “A big shot in the old nutsack.” – John Clay Wolfe

• Wild Police Theft (09:45)
  “You just stole a police car in front of three police officers.” – John Clay Wolfe

• On Meth Use & Stupidity (10:05)
  “That sounds like a good old case of the meths to me, man.” – DJ Pre K

• Drive-in Car Appraisals (30:44)
  “It can’t be a lot more because it’s a Volkswagen and they break and they were made by Nazis and Nazis are bad. If you don’t believe me, ask Satan.” – John Clay Wolfe

• CarMax Challenge (107:05)
  “If we don’t beat it, we’ll send you a hundred dollar check. If we do beat it, and you take a video... get you some, then we’ll give you another hundred.”

• Kia vs. Honda Bit (58:19)
  “A Kia customer doesn’t have his phone in his name. Honda customer does.” – John Clay Wolfe

• Audience Self-Awareness (29:15)
  “Our crowd is a rowdy crowd. We have half a million listeners...127,000 of them are actively... would blow over a 0.1 during the program.”

• Gary Busey Snorting Line (66:36)
  “You actually snorted cocaine off your dog?” – John
  “Oh, yeah. That’s what an addict does.” – Busey

• Day Drinking Motto (62:50)
  “You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.” – Bobbo

• Adam Sandler’s New Song (126:00)
  “Put the bottle down, son... Wait, what day is it? The trial was last week, and he got the chair.” – Adam Sandler (from his Netflix special, as played by Bobbo)

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Funniest/Memorable Moments

• Meth and Stolen Police Car Bit: Crew riffing on how meth inspires wildest behavior, with sound effects and sarcastic sympathy.
• Randy the Chipmunk’s Halloween monologue: A long-running character laments lonely Halloween, tells wild “Amityville Horror” stories, and cracks up the cast.
• Adam Sandler Song Parody: The crew splits over whether a song about a drunken lawyer is genuinely funny or “just Sandler being Sandler.”
• Bobbo’s Halloween Music Meltdown: Extended banter about song selection, obscurity, and who really “gets” Halloween playlists.
• Bum at Starbucks Incident: John’s real-life depiction of shoving a panhandler becomes the setup for an imaginary “Bum Honker” infomercial.

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Important Timestamps

• 00:45 – 03:40: Halloween costumes and sex appeal
• 03:42 – 05:41: Stock market crash/car values
• 05:41 – 07:24: College football playoff talk
• 07:45 – 10:25: Grand Theft Auto viral police story
• 14:36 – 16:43: Megyn Kelly controversy
• 17:50 – 41:16: Listener car call-ins (reoccur)
• 58:19 – 59:00: Kia vs. Honda customers—bit begins
• 66:36 – 67:33: Gary Busey’s cocaine-dog story
• 110:02 – 113:52: Parenting modern teens
• 128:07 – 130:17: “What Were They On?” game (blowtorching spiders)

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In Conclusion

If you missed the John Clay Wolfe Show this week:

• You missed a hilarious, barely-controlled chaos of fast-talking Texans riffing on everything from Halloween and sex to car auctions, bad customer credit, day drinking, and why nobody in La Jolla listens to their show.
• Come for the live, no-holds-barred car appraisals; stay for the off-color news, DJ rap singles, wild personal stories, and the best/worst soundboard gags in the business.
• And as always: if John can’t beat your CarMax offer, he’ll give you a hundred bucks!

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To Listen In/Participate:

• Call in: 800-800-RADIO
• Want to sell your car or get free show stickers?
  • Visit: GiveMeTheVIN.com or JohnClayWolf.com

Closing Words:
“You can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.”

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Announcer]

Live from the Wolf Radio studios.

[J.D. Ryan]

Watch me again and I will end you.

[Announcer]

It's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Not Randy RHS on lead guitar. Not Randy Rhodes. That's Jakey Lee right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Bobbo]

Boys, girls. Hi, everybody. It's your uncle Bobbo on the big tier. My friend Jenny Ryan's on my left. Bobo, what do you say over there? Man in the. In the far west coast country. A heck of a week. It has been a heck of a week. Okay, now I'm a transplant to Fort Worth, Texas, usa. You are really where we're located.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're in North Texas.

[Bobbo]

Is it trick or treat night here tonight?

[Michael Turley]

No, Bobo, no.

[Bobbo]

They actually do it on Halloween.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Cuz in all the. All the little towns, like I'm from little town, you know, where.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

By and large, a lot of yours. I'm just saying sex offenders wind up. They make sure they. They have it all on Saturday night.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all Saturday night. Yeah. Well, there will be a lot of. This is the. The dirty parties.

[Michael Turley]

This.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tonight's the adult parties.

[Bobbo]

This is the.

[J.D. Ryan]

When did Halloween. Is it supposed to be scary? When did it turn into mid-90s, mid-90s?

[Michael Turley]

That's about. That's about time I realized, hey, sexier and sexier sexy outfits.

[J.D. Ryan]

And see women get their little fancy thing like, of course we found out with 50 shades of gray what's really going on.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then now they have an actual holiday where they can let all that go and not be called a 50.

[Caller]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's Shades of Gray.

[Bobbo]

What is really going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

The fact that they all have these fantasies that they don't get to live out except on Halloween.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they like.

[Michael Turley]

They dress up as the sexy cop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's okay because it's a Halloween.

[Bobbo]

We're just having fun.

[Satan the Darkness]

It's a party.

[J.D. Ryan]

But deep down, they want to do this all year.

[Bobbo]

You see, many of them do and I appreciate that.

[Michael Turley]

Once they started selling those out, that's when it really just took off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because somebody was creative enough to dress that way at Halloween for one of these parties one time. Oh, I can market that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. You know when they started selling those outfits? August 15th.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And Christmas is already. Those shelves are stocked and ready to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Which is a great thing about commerce, I guess, in this country. Stock markets, go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Stock market's up.

[Michael Turley]

The stock market's down.

[J.D. Ryan]

See?

[Bobbo]

Walmart, kids. Stock market's up.

[J.D. Ryan]

St. Mark's down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're talking about a one day, not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over the year, that that comment is. Is off as you saying that the 13th Amendment was just about freeing the slaves.

[Bobbo]

It was, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's not what I heard from about 150 listeners and a couple program directors.

[Bobbo]

You're just saying that. You don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stock market's taking a tank. Amazon's taking a tank.

[Bobbo]

What's going on? What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. The bubble's sinking a little bit. It's okay. No big deal. Car market's taking a tank a little bit.

[Bobbo]

It is October.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's just no cause for alarm, but the guys that are holding a bunch of Amazon stock and what else? There's a lot of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Apple's down a little bit. Citigroup, General Electric, Google, Microsoft.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Amazon, is it not down like 30 in the past week or something? I mean, I think it was a big shot.

[Bobbo]

30.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it was a big shot in the old nutsack.

[Bobbo]

Holy God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had your buddy come up with the back side of his hand and smack you on your. On your. On your jewels? No, I think it was like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was that kind of a deal.

[Satan the Darkness]

Buddy.

[Bobbo]

Buddy's not the word we use for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It made the rest of Jeff Bezos's hair fall out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They're down 139 points.

[John Clay Wolf]

What percentage.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's 8%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, that's far cry from 30. Yeah, you might look at a bigger chart than that. Maybe it was six months. I. I really think it's down a lot.

[Bobbo]

That's why I put all my money in tractor supply and Red Lobster.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a one day.

[Bobbo]

You want a one month?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a one day. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I was just thinking, like the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Past week, five days, is also 7%.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tractor supplied Red Lobster. And why is that, Bob? Is that just the fundamentals that make the world go round.

[Bobbo]

Let me tell you a story, though. My dad. My dad retired maybe 15 years ago or something, and he's always been just a bear for statistics and facts, right? He doesn't even know who's playing, but he knows how many total rushing yards in A game. Okay. Started looking at tractor supply stock back in like 2002 or something. Those shares have split five times in 16 years. He's making a killing on TSC.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The old fiddler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it never goes down, it just goes up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. I don't know what people are feeding those goats, but it's good, good stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Horny goat weed. Horny goat weed. My buddy brought me some of that horny goat weed. Said it'll really get you, make you feel young again. And my wife is like, he doesn't.

[Bobbo]

Need any of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Put that, put that down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't get to take any of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

For real?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's horny goat weed. Yeah, absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you are. You're a Ram.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. 800. 800 radio is our call in. Number you can go to. If you want to sell your car. You go to givemetheven.com game day today is Georgia and whom?

[Michael Turley]

Florida, Florida. Georgia number seven. Florida's number nine. It's about the best game of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Ain't much going on this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next week is a big, big, big, big, big.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

But what. Damn it. I forgot what I was gonna say. What time is it? A morning, afternoon, evening, Georgia game.

[Michael Turley]

It's 2:30. Yeah, there's really, I mean, that's about all you can watch for college football of any substance next week. There's two, I mean, there's really two big games next week. Alabama, LSU and then UT versus West Virginia. Unless UT craps the bed today and loses Oklahoma State. It's a big game because.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's that a big game?

[Michael Turley]

Well, because they're fighting for the Big 12 Conference championship and UT is fighting for a playoff spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

UT, so what is their path to a playoff spot?

[Michael Turley]

Win out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They could actually get there.

[Michael Turley]

Possibly. They need one of the other, one of those teams in the top four to lose to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And it's, you know, Alabama, if they lose LSU and then they lose again in the championship game, there's a possibility.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Alabama's got to lose twice? Yes. For lsu, for UT to make it to the playoffs.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Because Alabama, they're going to put, put. They will put Alabama in there with one loss. Guarantee it. Right. So that's. Yes. They need help. Notre Dame lose? Maybe. I mean, there's, there's, there's, there's a path.

[John Clay Wolf]

But does, does the path include for certain Alabama losing twice?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then there's no path.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that's, that's one path.

[John Clay Wolf]

That particular bridge is washed out we'll.

[Bobbo]

Get off the island someday, Professor. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, I'm just trying to give those folks in Austin some hope right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin 800, 800. 7234. Average. Rougher, clean. We do buy that bitch. That's what we do do here on the JC Dub Show. What have you got in the news this morning, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, let's see here. You want to jump right into our Grand Theft Auto story, Papa? You think we should do something else? This is a fun story. 37 year old woman in Tulsa named Angie Frost. Well, she was driving her stolen car, of course. And her story is? Well, a friend named Stephen lent it to her. We have some audio that goes along with this. Her friend Stephen just gave her the car for a while.

[Michael Turley]

You want the audio now?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that'd be a good place right in this area. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Stephen? Do you, Steven? Well, he used to be a friend, but obviously I'm rethinking the whole friendship thing. All right, well, Steven took the vehicle without permission.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was reported as stolen. Okay, so you're in possession of it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I didn't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not to mention your driving status is flagged, so you're not even supposed to be driving. So you're going to jail.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Please.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now, she's not technically resisting arrest, but she does her best to talk her way out of this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is there anything I can do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I work with the police. I worked with them on murders and the whole prostitution thing. The Secret Service with the counterfeiting. Please, I told this officer where you can get paper tags and all that stuff. I will work with you guys. All right, well, have a seat in my car. It's a bad day to borrow a car from somebody.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you figure she's off to jail? Yes. No, no, no, no, no. Wait just a moment. There's more. In a fairly short order, the woman is out of her cuffs, jumps into the driver's seat and steals of the police car. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is she doing trying to steal your car? Stop.

[Satan the Darkness]

Bye.

[John Clay Wolf]

David136.

[Michael Turley]

Suspect just stole my vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

There she is. Come here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just stole a police car. I'm going to see how far. You stole a police car in front of three police officers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe my favorite line of the year used to stole the police car in front of three police officers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So pre gay fun, fun. I'm not gonna ask you if it's black, white, Latino or other, but I will ask you, what was she on?

[DJ Pre K]

Man, that sounds like a good old case of the meths to me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's. I mean, she's pretty fired up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I gotta go with meth as well. Just stupidity, maybe. Well, she's talking about the FBI and all these people. She. I'll be right back after I steal your police car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. How was your trip to Colorado?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, let's say it was high and dry, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Got a little bit of a.

[DJ Pre K]

Of the taste of how they live out there, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you bring back any gummy bears?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where they be?

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are they being?

[DJ Pre K]

You see, I can get you some. It ain't gonna be from Colorado, man. I flew on the plane. I ain't taking no penitentiary chances, baby boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[Michael Turley]

You know what he did bring back, though, John, is a banging new single.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

I call. It's called Eyeball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, who did it? Who? Is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Him singing Pre K?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he was doing some work in Colorado, I guess.

[DJ Pre K]

Man, you know, I gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like when Chicago went and recorded that big album in the mountains, right?

[Michael Turley]

It makes DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K went to some Starbucks and a ski town and produced Eyeball.

[Michael Turley]

It kind of sounds like it was produced at a Starbucks a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

But it's. It's. It's not bad. Listen, take a listen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm swinging down the air I hit the mouth all that I can grab.

[DJ Pre K]

I smoke, I swear I'm swinging on.

[John Clay Wolf]

The curb I pop my trunk in the making A I fall and I'm always going to bow I bow and I'm always going to fall I bow and I'm always going to bow Shine horse and south in the win the ball drop top truck with the butterscotch buck I done popped up and got your mother knocked up the other's not us I'm different and special Boppers in press chest covered up in metal Olympic in color summer free 5 rolls I slide on high cores like I slide.

[J.D. Ryan]

On P I wrap it up in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four I'm fresh for. Wait, wait, wait. What did he say?

[DJ Pre K]

Brush, fended, floss up in my teeth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Expensive taste red or designer for me.

[DJ Pre K]

And money go together like miles and I'm in chore I'm in a Tonka toy power seas Lean back, I'm smoking green crack with three stacks of GRE Me rep tight like Chipotle with three hoes looking on me like mosquitoes Flaming hot Fritos cranberry ginger ale I'm counting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where could the Listers find Eyeball? DJ freaking man.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm gonna put it up on my Soundcloud right Now, baby, we gonna get that link y' all can download and jam it in your Oldsmobiles and Cadillacs and all that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Baby, are you channeling me? Because we.

[Bobbo]

We drive to auction together every week. 3k and sure. And he's always going. Free form, Bobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Free form.

[Bobbo]

And I do this just with nonsense words that. That rhyme or fit and. Or fit together.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Bobbo]

You doing my thing.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, Bobo, I'm just trying to get like you, man. Bobbo's a freestyle pro. I don't know if y' all know, really.

[Bobbo]

And I quote, like, Chipotle burrito. That's me.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's you.

[Bobbo]

That's my lyric.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who.

[J.D. Ryan]

You stole it?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's stealing his material.

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's trying to make me famous.

[DJ Pre K]

I'll give you some writing credits, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's milking lyrics out of you on the way to the car auction on Wednesday morning. And then he's producing them and calling them his own. This is like Led Zeppelin, what they did to that Taurus band. They just got sued for this. This is like, what. What's that guy's name? Vanilla Ice.

[Satan the Darkness]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

What he did to Queen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

It's exactly like that, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Vanilla Ice's niece works here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is. I mean, it goes on here, is what I'm trying to say. And JD Was stealing Russ Martin's material.

[Satan the Darkness]

Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

For years. I still do. Here's something he used to say all the time. Ready? Hey, we'll be right back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, good morning, y'.

[Michael Turley]

All.

[Caller]

I was listening to your smoking in the Bandit idea. That's pretty cool. I thought maybe we could add a little to the plot and say one of the state legalizes marijuana, and now we need to get a shipment of ganja. Quick.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's the whole idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. That was the whole plot, dude.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

True. It's just the Damn truth.

[J.D. Ryan]

True.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Halloween's coming up. Did you see where Megyn Kelly got fired?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, over this blackface comment on hell on Halloween costumes. Did you listen to it? Sure. I mean, they went through this whole. I don't have the. The audio, but if you listened to the bit with Laura Bush's daughter. And who's the other girl? Joan Rivers daughter and Megyn Kelly. And they were going through acceptable Halloween costume like, you can't be Anne Frank, you can't be a Nazi, you can't do this. And then she brought up blackface. And this went on for like eight minutes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it was such a quick hit. My point is, is yes, it was a bad taste, but a lot of it was. And I think they fired her because they were looking for an excuse.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because this was not that heavy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was way lighter.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she immediately apologized and other people have immediately apologized and then it was okay. But no, they weren't. You're right. They wanted her out for some reason. There's no doubt they were waiting. There were somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when I saw the, the clip, I had to go back and find out where's the bad part? Yeah, where's the, where's the foul? I don't see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not going to repeat what she said, but she was talking about in the old days, we used to. She even.

[John Clay Wolf]

She didn't say it was okay. She just said she was just reading. I mean, to be like we get fired for just reporting on it.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly it. She was talking about something that happened in the past. Not like, I'm gonna do it tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she got famous banging on Trump during the election and then that's coming on and now she's got this talk show and looking at the ratings. It did mention that she's down quite a bit. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ratings stinking. They're waiting for.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was Baba wanting to do a bit and Turley's calling him off saying it's in bad taste.

[Bobbo]

She got famous being a staunch right wing nut job for years on Fox before she ever banged on Trump. I was surprised she banged on Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought, I'm surprised she wasn't banging Trump.

[Bobbo]

I thought he'd be right up her alley.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that hate deal kind of works out a lot. And actually you, you posted something this week that was. Verified the theories. Which.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy women are better lovers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah, there's that story in the. This is, this is amazing. Somebody actually got paid this. In fact, that's what I actually said. Someone got paid to do this research for this story. A new study claims men have better intimate relations. I'll clean it up a little bit. For emotionally unstable women. Well, no kidding. Addition, additionally, women have better relations with men who are less agreeable and pay Attention to small details. Yeah, that's all makes who got paid for this? The journal of sex research got paid for it. They found that men whose partners were less emotionally stable reported having a better time. And I'll leave it at that before I get in trouble and get fired.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your story was boring. But back to the. Back to the top of crazy chicks are hotter in the sack. That's the punchline.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the punchline.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that this is not new news. That's the whole point, Mario. Sixteen Silverado three quarter ton with 77, 000 miles, two wheel drive. What's your question, sir? Oh, hang on, let me bring him up. You there, Mario? Hello? Hello?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your question?

[Caller]

Are you there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Good morning. How y' all doing today?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Hey, I've got a 2016 Chevy Silverado 3 quarter ton. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I can hear you just fine. No, I already said that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just tell me what your question is. I see the truck on my screen. Sixteen, three quarter ton, two wheel drive. What's your question?

[Caller]

Very. My question is this. Right before your break, you guys were talking to about a Maserati thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And I didn't realize that you guys could help us. Me trade in this car, this truck and get me another truck because I like to trade them in before a hundred thousand miles. I was always told that before they get the hundred thousand miles, trade them in. I, I find myself trading them in every two or three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I already buy your car and you're wanting to use it as a trade bait now? I don't understand. What's your question?

[Caller]

Can you guys help listeners trade in or sell the vehicle to you and then hook us up with a, a dealership where we can.

[John Clay Wolf]

It depends on how good looking you are and how rich you are.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said it depends on how good looking your old lady is and how rich you are.

[Caller]

Well, I'm not rich. And my, my old lady's average, but you know, we're in our 60s. But she's average. She's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

He asked if I could help, like charitable work. And I'm like, well, sure, but no, yeah, yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. We can, we will. Anybody who's working a trade in deal, if you want, if you want us to bid on your car, you go to give me the vin.com and, but you're going to have to have that dealer call us. And if they don't want to work with us, then, then we Will reassign you to a different dealership. That will. And. But nine times out of ten when we do that, we get the. The customer a better deal on the car they're working on anyway. So, yeah, absolutely.

[Caller]

Upside down. I don't know. You guys can never help me because I'm upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-807-234. I'm sorry I chopped it off. It was just going too far. Put them on hold. Pre k you. Thanks. Pre K. Matt, good morning. You're on there.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller]

Oh, nothing much. Just listening to the conversation pit this morning. I figured I'd call in and see if I couldn't add a little two cents on whatever's going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

50 cents on the phone, everybody. Good morning. What's your two cents, homie?

[Caller]

Oh, nothing. Not nothing much. I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

[Bobbo]

Well, thanks for calling.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, hang on, let him talk. Anyway, what, what was your call? What was your comment?

[Caller]

The price of sea in China fluctuates so much that you really got to keep an eye on that though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's put it on point. I'm glad you're here, but tell me what's on your mind directly.

[Caller]

What's on my mind? What's on my mind is the state.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hung up on him.

[Michael Turley]

He's just doing a bit. Yeah, a bad one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's fine. I'm glad you called in. But. But if you're going to hit us with a punchline, go ahead and hit it. Hit it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hit it hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it. If she's going to do it, she's going to do it tonight. You don't have to wait around.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not an easy crowd. Don't. It's not the place. Do your open night, open mic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys, you know, I just can't get any respect, you know.

[Bobbo]

So what's on your mind? Oh, nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, what's on your mind? How are you this morning? I missed you.

[Michael Turley]

It's a big weekend coming up for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weekend? Yeah, you would think this is kind of the. The crux of the whole year. Is it a big deal for you guys in hell?

[Satan the Darkness]

Well, I mean, it's not technically the 31st yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're working on a full.

[Satan the Darkness]

Moon in a few days. It's always great for business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great for business.

[Satan the Darkness]

Ah, the crazies out there. You know, there are people and you probably don't know any But I swear they're out there. They have no idea there's a holiday coming. They don't. They don't have a calendar. Wouldn't use it if they did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never been in a Walmart.

[Satan the Darkness]

The only solid bit of organization in their life is they catch the prices. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Satan the Darkness]

Every day, 10:00am, 9 Central.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Every day on CBS.

[Satan the Darkness]

They can play that Plinko. They think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan the Darkness]

But they're not aware of holidays.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't know the holidays. Didn't know that Winter solstice. Yeah.

[Satan the Darkness]

Is around the bed.

[Bobbo]

So this.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not really the old. It's not really a demonic holiday.

[Satan the Darkness]

That's for. That's good for business. Well, weird things happen in costumes. We all know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan the Darkness]

Look at my tail, for God's sake. Gets red. Ridiculous.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a great tail.

[Satan the Darkness]

You know, a lot of people don't care if it's Halloween.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't even know. No.

[Satan the Darkness]

Those are the ones I go for.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the ones you go for?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Satan the Darkness]

The weak.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ones that are not. Not paying attention.

[Satan the Darkness]

The lonely, like that guy on the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Phone a minute ago.

[Satan the Darkness]

The grossly profitable. A lot of souls out there, jt. And it doesn't take a mask or a bucket of candy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Satan the Darkness]

To get my way to them. I'll show you how later on today's edition of the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Government officials in Canada have set up a website offering step by step, instructions on how to properly roll a joint.

[Announcer]

Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Step one, knock on your older brother's bedroom door.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

It's a good team. I love Fog Hat Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This isn't Fog Hat. I know.

[Bobbo]

Just screwing with you. Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when we were going over the songs, I did have it wrong. I was looking for Blue Oyster Cult. Hush. And I'm like, wait a minute. That ain't right. That ain't right. Did you just see Purple Man?

[Bobbo]

Did you discern whatsoever that I was going with a Halloweeny vibe when I said the list?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did, but it was too. It was too obscure, under the radar to be. We gotta do a bit called Bobbo's Insecurities. We just got to.

[Bobbo]

How's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

See, and that is the punchline. Every time I was perfect.

[Bobbo]

Punchlines be what I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guess if there's any adjustments to the steering wheel at Bava's vibe, we've got to stop and discuss. He's an engineer. What happened? Why? Who Where, Which. What's going on? So Bob, I. I did see the under line Halloween vibe in your playlist this week, but it was, it was 280 of it. It was a touch obscured. Nobody else was really going to get it in those deep tracks that I didn't know. You got a hand up. Oh, I'm sorry. You just scratched the back of your lice. You didn't get my joke? That's a Halloween joke too.

[Bobbo]

No, it's really funny. Here's how funny works. Set up punchline. Set up punchline. It's a two part deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charles in Baton Rouge, good morning.

[Bobbo]

Dumbass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chuck in Baton Rouge, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What you got?

[Caller]

I got a 2013 Audi A7 Prestige, loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

It's Daytona gray Pearl, which was an upgrade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Daytona gray Pearl. So it's just good looking gray. It's metallic and it's a premium. It's a Prestige. How many miles?

[Caller]

About. It's just under 19,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels or night vision?

[Caller]

It's got the 20 inch wheels, no night vision.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have adaptive cruise control?

[Caller]

I does not have the adapted.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where the drive for people listening. That's where the. It keeps you from running in. It's a drunk driver and support center. It keeps you from running into the people around you.

[Bobbo]

Nice.

[Caller]

That doesn't have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's autopilot. DWI autopilot.

[Satan the Darkness]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really is. And him being from Baton Rouge, he knows all about that. 30 grand. 30. 31. I mean, what, what? I mean what you got? Do you have a title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

I was hoping for a little bit more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can get there. Just go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Do you have a payoff or a title?

[Caller]

Wait a second. No, I got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well I gotta check. We'll make a deal. I'll send the strip club DJ over there to pick it up. Baton Rouge. How far are you from airline and where the Albertsons is over there?

[Caller]

I can get there pretty quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. Oh, we just leased a new office there and it'll be open. When will it be open, Turley? In like a week.

[Michael Turley]

It's soon. It's coming up.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you might be our first customer to drop there. We'll have our checks there and everything ready. But Anyway, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and you and I'll. We'll. Let me look at the pictures before I start paying more for the. For the loving. Send me some photos, not send me some nudes.

[Caller]

I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll do that.

[Caller]

And when you said you guys are going to be at the Albertsons on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Airline, we're opening office there. We. We leased it already in Baton Rouge to service that area. Yeah, right. When you walk, when you're. What's great big ass strip center deal in the tons of parking. And we've been working on it for a while and we finally did the lease last week, so. Yeah, they'll be nice.

[Caller]

Fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Caller]

I may drive by there and let you look at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're not there yet. We're not there yet. We're not there yet. No.

[Caller]

When you.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you.

[Caller]

When are you opening?

[John Clay Wolf]

A week, maybe two weeks. Just send me the pictures. Send me the picture. We'll do it. We'll do it the way we do everything else. We'll do it online right now and. And go to givemetheven.com. put it in. Say, John, hit it at 30 grand on the air. It takes this much. Here's the photos and then we. We have people come pick it up at your house right now. That's what we do everywhere. But we're doing so much business down there that we need a facility.

[Caller]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800. We also have a drop center in Vegas off Sahara over by CarMax. You know, if we don't beat your CarMax deal, we owe you $100. Everybody at the CarMax is. If you're going to get a bit of CarMax, just take a picture of their offer letter and send it to givemetheven.com. if we don't beat it, we owe you 100 bucks, easy. If you're in Vegas, on Sahara, Carmax, drive down the street, see Zane. And we just hired another fellow that's from Vegas, Jim Smith. And he's an old Vegas car guy. He's been around forever. Jim Smith, is that not. I mean, that's like Mary McGillicuddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd like to check into a hotel with that name. Sure it is. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

My grandfather. My grandfather's alias was Fred from Fox. Paul, good morning.

[Caller]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got? What city in where you live? Where you doing? Who are you squeezing on? You've been drinking.

[Caller]

Houston now, we're still hungover.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah, we. We serve the drinking crowd. There is no question. There is no maybe about this.

[Michael Turley]

Our.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our crowd is a rowdy crowd. We have half a million listeners. Can you believe that, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have half a million listeners every Saturday morning, and I think that 127,000 of them are actively. Would blow over a 1. A 0.1 during the program.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 300,000 would blow over a point 1 the night before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, what have you got, Paul?

[Caller]

I got a 2009 Volkswagen CC VR6 Sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and what color is it?

[Caller]

600 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? Blue. Loser. Blue. Paul, you're not a loser, are you?

[Caller]

No, it's my wife's car, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was she married to a white guy before she. When. When she had that. Did she buy that while she was married to you?

[Caller]

Oh, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that Merlot and dark blue.

[Caller]

I just write the check.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know if she was a Kardashian before she met you.

[Caller]

No, no. Maybe in a former life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get it? Did you get my. Did you get my bad joke? I got to be careful because I don't want to get Megan Kelly.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

VR6 sport sedan. VR6 with how many miles? 17 or 71.

[Caller]

72, 600.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prek. You picked up the dyslexia that our screener had from last week. You're flipping your numbers around. I understand you only made it through the pre kindergarten, but 71 and 17 are two different sets of numbers.

[J.D. Ryan]

We can.

[Caller]

Colorado seven two, six hundred.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotcha. He had it up at 17. Is it. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average MMR on the car is $4,000. What? Will buy it? Because I'd like to buy it.

[Caller]

Geez, man. A lot more than four.

[John Clay Wolf]

It can't be a lot more because it's a Volkswagen and they break and they were made by Nazis and Nazis are bad. If you don't believe me, ask Satan. Satan, come here. Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring him in on this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan.

[Caller]

Satan 7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, John, Nazis are bad.

[Satan the Darkness]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know that Fernando Porsche was the servant of whom?

[Caller]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but who? Adolf Hitler. He built the car for Adolf Hitler.

[Satan the Darkness]

You don't know Fernando. Like I knew for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I understand, but Volkswagen is. I mean, it was his car and he served the Nazis. And this is a Nazi ride.

[Satan the Darkness]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Paul in Houston wants to get rid of this car because he's feeling. He's understanding now that he's. He's a Nazi sympathizer because he's driving a Volkswagen.

[Satan the Darkness]

Volkswagen was a great idea, but Nazis. Yeah, it's bad. That's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Paul, back. Back to your car. What will you take for it, Man.

[Caller]

I Was looking for seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, it's clean body. It's got all the key fobs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna give seven, but I'm gonna get close. I'm not gonna give seven, but I'm gonna get close because it sounds really clean. And now these cars, the engines will shell on them. I've had. I've lost motors on about three of these cc's and it cost 4,000 to fix them. So make sure that the six. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. I actually swore them off over 80, 000 miles. I quit buying them because I kept buying motors. But this car, I could. I think it's nice. I. If y' all bought it new and it's your wife's car and it's all this good stuff, I'll look at it and I'll get close to seven. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, let's see the pictures. And we will go from there, but right on there. Really what you'll take. Not what you want, but what you'll really take. Because I can't give seven, but I'll damn sure buy it. And I hit you. I didn't hit you. I haven't even bid it yet. I just told you what I'm looking at. Average mmr, which is Manheim market report, which is basically like Zillow. The market of wholesale transactions is four grand. You want seven, so that means you want retail. But I'm saying I'll go over wholesale. I'll meet you in the middle, is what I'm trying to say. Or close to it. Maybe a little over the middle.

[Michael Turley]

Go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's take a look.

[Caller]

Okay, we'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Oh, three Dodge with 250,000 miles, four wheel drive. Bobby Cowtown average, rough or clean.

[Caller]

I'm sorry? Try them again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your truck average, rough or clean?

[Caller]

It's average, yeah. The body straight on. It needs. It needs minor upholstery on the driver's seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

250, 000 mile 03 Dodge. I'm thinking five grand. I need to see it.

[Caller]

You'd like to see it? I can get you some pictures of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. Go to givethevin.com. load it up. I'm thinking five grand, maybe six. I need to see it, though. It's all depending on how nice it is. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. End of our number one Bobbo already. J.D.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley and DJ Pre K because he is balling. We'll be right back.

[Bobbo]

He's ball. Junior Ewing of Dallas is indifferent to the poor.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You managed to evict some widows today.

[J.D. Ryan]

You keep drinking like that, you're going to be evicted onto a trash heap here.

[Bobbo]

Mean to the hired help. Pays to have Ewing blood in your veins.

[John Clay Wolf]

No matter how I got there.

[Bobbo]

He even hates his own brother, Bobby. I'm gonna bring Bobby down. I'm gonna cut him out if I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have to destroy Ewing all to do it.

[Bobbo]

JR Ewing. Bad for business. Wrong for Texas. Nobody here but us rich folks and just ripe for the 1970s. I'm J.R. ewing and I prove this message. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K. Romero Romo, Randy the Chipmunk, Rush Limbo and Satan the Darkness. And now your whole host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning everyone.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We start an hour earlier than this in a couple of cities, but we just picked up about 20 more stations at 9 o'. Clock. So that's why we do a new opener at 9:00'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you missed the first hour and you'd like to grab it, go to the podcast@john claywolf.com Also, for those who know who Uncle Roy is, he's a shout out for drivers. He needs drivers, delivery drivers for Dallas, Fort Worth area. Forgive me the VIN driver's license.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people do need a heartbeat. How about a commercial license?

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

People are just gonna ask. I'm trying to help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Definitely need a heartbeat.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heartbeat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you need a ged, Bob? No. Oh. Do you need. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is your company, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know Clinton. We'll pull your rest record, make sure you're a good guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can drive a car.

[Bobbo]

10Th grade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus you're not mean to little kids.

[Michael Turley]

Do have to be over 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to be over 21. And you don't a lot in your prompt. And you show up on time and.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And you don't lie and like say, oh, I'll be I got stuck in traffic in Dallas. Or oh, oh, oh, just a bunch of stories. Because Uncle Royal sniff out the stories real quick. Yeah. And that's what that's just don't lie and be half ass dependable.

[Bobbo]

Oh, shoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to wear shoes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not painting a good picture of the customer relations face of this company because.

[Bobbo]

The guy didn't have shoes. And then you guys know our drivers.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Houston are all on the, on the. Everybody in Houston. We have a whole drive crew in Houston. They're great. South Louisiana, they're great. The old timers here in Dallas are great. But. But we've had some flakes in Dallas that Roy's had to cut loose. So he needs to rehire about five more good people. Okay, so you need matching shoes.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Retired, you know, that's perfect to wash your clothes. Retired driver's perfect. But there's real no part time. It ain't part time. Don't start emailing me. Hey, I want to work one day a week. Hey, I get out of the D, I work a day. And I don't care if we want to hire Uber.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not Uber.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you want to get away from your wife. This is perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reason to be completely gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you live outside of Fort Worth, Texas, this job, we're to Fort Worth. If you live like in Austin, when are you going to open an office in Austin? We haul, we truck all the stuff at Austin. We get all these emails from these shout outs. You know, Abilene, hey, we want the job. Yeah, you gotta drive in from Abilene every day to get your starting orders. It's like UPS here. All the drivers show up, they get their dispatch orders, they go out for the day, pick up all their stuff, and they bring them back.

[Michael Turley]

The hub is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hub is here. The hub is here. The hub is here. If you live in, in an hour and a half away from Fort Worth, then you have to drive an hour and a half into work.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Delta, Atlanta, American, Fort Worth. Give me the VIN. Also Fort Worth, Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but [e-mail] we need some drivers. And I'll hook up with Uncle Roy. And Uncle Roy, I'm gonna forward these emails to you and you have to open them and call the people. You know that, that he doesn't like email. He's not very computery. No, he wants to talk. He's just old school like that. Ralph09 challenger is it srt, is it sxt? Is it? What? What's wrong? Hang on. Bob was having an insecure moment. Hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Bobbo]

What the hell did JD just say?

[J.D. Ryan]

We're talking about hubs, places that are hubs. Delta, the hub is Atlanta. American Airlines. The hub is Fort Worth.

[Bobbo]

Aviation related.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a hub. It's called a hub. Baba, work with me.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

Think outside of your head.

[Bobbo]

I'm so surprised.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know there's so much stuff going.

[Bobbo]

On inside your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand that it's hard to think outside, but occasionally, maybe you should think outside something that was not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, we do need the draw. We need the beginning of that song to play when he starts this stuff with Eminem and Rihanna. Let me tell you about airplanes. Like shooting stars. That's a good point. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Talking about hubs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

But everything you do kind of brings up is ties into planes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, most guys, like when it comes to females, that. That's really their core driver. JD's is airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's I. Since I've been.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Since I could walk.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, like on our Facebook page, on the show page, it shows this. This lady, man, that used to be a lady that's in love with a roller coaster. And it licks the grease and wants to make love to the roller coaster. Yeah. And J.D. could.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody's looking. There could be a moment of J. Airplane since I could walk Ralph and Rockwall. Is this thing on 8 cylinder or 6, 5, 7? Is it a SRT? It's an RT RT 0967. Does it have a pistol grip shifter, sunroof shaker leather? What's it got?

[Caller]

No, sir, it's just a stock one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic Indigo.

[Caller]

Red Automatic? Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is indigo the maroonish or the bright red?

[Caller]

It's maroonish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Color does have the white stripes.

[Caller]

It has black stripes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying. Really? Yeah. So it's cloth and it's automatic or stick?

[Caller]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

And it does have clothes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's 14 grand. 13 grand. Right off the top of my head.

[Caller]

All right. Is anywhere close to Rockwell to all.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have to do. We're a. We're a virtual company. We do it all over the Internet. Like, all you have to do is take. Go to givemetheven.com, take a couple pictures, send them in. We make the deal with you off the pictures and your description. Then we come to your house and pick it up and pay you.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so easy, it's stupid. That's why we. That's why we say it's so easy. You can do it in your underwear. Because we're saying you don't have to do anything. You just. And anybody. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we send you a check for $100. If anybody's at a CarMax, it happens all the time. They're sitting there waiting on their appraisal. They get it, they take a picture and send it to us. We Immediately beat it or send them a check for $100. What we. It's Amazon. You know, it's kind of like Amazon. You know, order your groceries and here it comes. All right. Yep. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But unlike Amazon, our stock ain't going down.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's going up.

[Bobbo]

That's funny. I think it here. You say it there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what?

[Bobbo]

As soon as you said like Amazon, I thought, yeah, but our stock's not going down though.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's going up. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, for Fort Worth Hub. The Fort Worth Hub. Uncle Roy's hiring drivers. Forgive me. The VIN go to jobs. Give me the Ben.com JD News attempted letter bomb attack has our president attempting a kinder, gentler attitude.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really funny.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know that was real.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's going to be funny, okay? I did not write this story following this week's attempt bombing. Attempted bombings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing more funny than an attempted bombing. That's what I'm trying to think.

[J.D. Ryan]

You brought it up. As well as the offices of cnn, President Trump said that he is adopting a gentler tone at his rally in Wisconsin. Audio here the Democrats are for higher taxes and more top down government control troll.

[John Clay Wolf]

And by the way, do you see how nice I'm behaving today? This is like, have you ever seen this? Do you have a stroke? We're all behaving very well. It's being nice and hopefully we can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep it that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

And true to form, when criticizing Senator Tammy Baldwin, Trump again pointed out how civil he was trying to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leah's radical far left opponent is Tammy Baldwin. Who wants a socialist takeover of health care.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, I'm trying to say that very nicely. I'm trying to see. Normally I'd scream they want a socialist takeover. Now I say once a socialist takeover. I'm trying to be nice figuring he has a coach going, somebody's coaching him and he's actually listening.

[Michael Turley]

You could tell. He kind of sound like he's been drinking a little bit. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen here now it is a crazy easy phenomenon kicked in. But you know what, women, you are beautiful to me. Beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone like John.

[Bobbo]

No, but he's, he, I think, I think he really has on many occasions since Wednesday attempted to be a little more toned down in his delivery. You know, and it's, I just, it's, it's what?

[John Clay Wolf]

What most people, I think he's just hungover.

[Bobbo]

Well, most people who like Trump, like most about him is that he's very self aware and it's just, it's funny to hear him say, see how nice I'm being?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not being nice.

[Bobbo]

See, mommy, I can be so nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

But deep down I hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. JCW show stickers. They're on our website at John Claywolf.com they're free. You got to pay the mail. But the mail's cheap. Send a sazy and we'll and Rob make sure like when they do that, at least send them three. I mean they're just little stickers, but little car stickers. They're not big obnoxious bumper stickers.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I put a picture of the one that's on my car on our website and I'll put it back on the John Clee Wolf show with Paige in just a moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Yeah, free stickers on our website. People have been asking for them, but we finally got off our ass and did something.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, quick shout out to those and stuck in traffic. And 121 and 35. It's a dead stop right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

121 and 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Dallas, the 120. But what about the only. They don't understand the 121. Or is it the 3 5?

[J.D. Ryan]

The 35. When I did traffic in LA, they said make sure you don't just say the 4. Don't say 405. See, I can't even say it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only talk about our highway systems with the these. Yeah, the 405 warming up for a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big west coast expansion out on the 635 currently.

[Bobbo]

So that's Dallas Fort Worth. That's not Temecula. To make it okay, there's a tranny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broke down on the 35 because I.

[Bobbo]

Was worried about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he or she will is is getting. There's a Mary Kay car that just pulled up to Uber out of there.

[Bobbo]

Fix it.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. So if you're right before you get to the 35 on one on the 121, you're going to be sitting in traffic and just listening to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do Saturday construction there.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's closed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Completely closed.

[Michael Turley]

Not in Temecula.

[Satan the Darkness]

Sorry.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not to Mecula.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, could you play the rest of that? I love that drive. No, it's not. No, it's not. Lord, Lord, Lord.

[Bobbo]

This has been tested, by the way. So we know Rush Limbaugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I want to bid this truck real quick. John and Lafayette, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. A 15 king ranch with 76. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Got everything?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your story with it? You want to set, you want to sell it or trade it in? Well, are you buying a new one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Do you have a clear title this one or is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Now that's a payoff on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? What dealership are you gonna do. Are you gonna buy the new one at.

[Caller]

Sterling?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I know them about. Yeah, we do in and outs with them all the time. Is this a six cylinder or an 8v8, I guess.

[Caller]

Yeah, 5.0 liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

Typical coon ass running around in a $70,000 truck. Doesn't know what he's got, what he's doing. Doesn't care. Everything paid for. Just get me back to the bar. Make sure that the check is in the mailbox.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got the money?

[Caller]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

77,000 miles.

[Caller]

I mean, I know what I got. It's a clean truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I hear you. I am. 77,000 miles. 77,000 miles. I think it's. I think it's. I think it's 30,000. 28 to 30,000.

[Caller]

30.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

28 to 30,000. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up givemetheven.com. load it up in our website. We'll email you official offer letter and we can use it as a trade in at Sterling. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You know, this gal died this year. Turley. What was her name?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she die of?

[Michael Turley]

She killed herself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd she do that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Some people get depressed.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Spree, but not people that have hit songs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they do, all the time.

[Michael Turley]

Kurt Cobain probably Drover to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll listen to that on the other. Take me home tonight. Oh, down beside that red fire light oh, you gonna let it all hang out. Fat bottom girls, you make the rocking world.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're getting some big boob gals this morning.

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[Michael Turley]

You looking forward to that movie coming out?

[John Clay Wolf]

Queen.

[Michael Turley]

Queen movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah, I am too.

[Bobbo]

The guy looks a lot. His mannerisms. The actor that I got looks like he's just perfect for Freddie Mercury.

[John Clay Wolf]

We went and saw Queen in Dallas. I was six, eight months ago. Adam Lambert show. It was wonderful. It was great.

[Bobbo]

Everybody says he's a great fit for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I mean, maybe better than Freddy.

[Satan the Darkness]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

What I noticed this week we went to see Star is Born and they're running a trailer now for a new Elton John movie called Rocket. And I wonder which is going to be the. The better of the two. It just doesn't seem. It doesn't look as well done as the Freddie Mercury movie. But you never know from the trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never seen Elton John live and I need to do that because he's got to quit turn sooner.

[Bobbo]

You should.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was so disappointed. It was just. Yeah, it was in Dallas. And he just.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is all.

[J.D. Ryan]

He did the entire show. He'd do a song and he'd get up and he'd walk around like a penguin in a circle waving and sit back down and do another song. He did a 20 minute version of Rocket Man. It was just, it was this. It was just.

[Bobbo]

When was that?

[J.D. Ryan]

This was about nine years ago, eight years ago ago.

[Bobbo]

I saw him in 96 and again.

[John Clay Wolf]

In like 96 was a while back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a young gay man in 96 now.

[Bobbo]

It was a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was still on coke.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you think.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, no, he was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should he do the cocaine tour?

[Michael Turley]

I think we'd kill him at this point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then, you know, he'd deliver.

[Bobbo]

I saw him with Billy Joel twice and you know, Elton John was just great live. He. I don't think he did a 20 minute rocket man. He did a 20 minute take me 20 to the pilot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Which is a trademark of his live show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Rush Limbo. I see you over there on the isdn. Rush Limbaugh. Speaking of old flaky flakes. Right.

[Bobbo]

You see me on the isdn. Here's a great joke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I see the green light on the isdn and I know the only person that would sit around and like wave to me digitally would be you.

[Bobbo]

That's what I always do to Hannity.

[Satan the Darkness]

I'll ring up his isd.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he says, oh, you're such a name dropper.

[Bobbo]

Really. What a dork.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's going on in politics? There's, there's, there's elections and there's bombs and there's packages. Unabomber out there again.

[Bobbo]

I hate to be too overly serious on my day off from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. This mailbomb thing is just weird, isn't it? I mean, people get weird before an election, don't they?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we do get a little stirred.

[Bobbo]

Up in a case like this. I'll be the first to say, no way this mailbomb Thing is a hoax. No way.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's okay.

[Satan the Darkness]

No.

[Bobbo]

For the simple fact that they sent one of these things to Robert De Niro.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. His restaurant, actually.

[Bobbo]

Who, despite his age and his lefty leftist leanings, he does can still kick your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know that he can.

[Bobbo]

He's a taxi driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a movie.

[Bobbo]

Jimmy from Goodfellow. God, he's terrifying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

With a Mohawk?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Good Lord, no. And I'll tell you this, too. And it's not just liberals.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Who are getting these suspicious packages.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. Other people have.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you, and this is absolutely true, I'm looking at one right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Now stop it.

[Bobbo]

Found it in my box this morning. And this will be great for your show.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is serious.

[Bobbo]

We'll open it right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Right now? On the air?

[J.D. Ryan]

Glad you're here.

[Bobbo]

Let me describe it for you. It's an oversized envelope. You can tell there's a small object inside. I can feel it rattling. The outside is covered with what looks like advertisements for the Granger Ryback Automotive Group. That new Yukon looks sweet, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe this is good.

[Bobbo]

So we'll open it up here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you think?

[Bobbo]

Just see if I can get past it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aha.

[Bobbo]

Just as I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

There is an object in here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[Bobbo]

Looks like a key. A key disguised as a key.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Bobbo]

Oh, there's a note. Come to our showroom at the corner of 90 and comb to see if this key unlocks your new Chevrolet. I don't believe this is. Never mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Part of the same plot.

[Bobbo]

I think it's time we ratchet down the fear with a delicious percocet or 2. Hear the excellence in broadcasting. Fantastic network talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Rushling. Mom. Nothing like junk mail to get the old days started, right, Randy? 12 accord with 90v6 leather roof. Nav. What city?

[Caller]

Wy.

[Bobbo]

Wy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wiley Coyote 7 8000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a clear title? Is there a payoff?

[Caller]

Payoff? But that's. That's more than I owe on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? And obviously I'm not asking a bunch of questions. Is it wrecked? Does it have a bad carfax? I'm just assuming a good one because most of them are. Just Go to give me the Vindot. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and let's go.

[Caller]

All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to sell it, right?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You need to play the Sell that Sounder, Turley. Sell that, sell that. Let's go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That was a 12 accord with 90 girl cow. Girl Scout cookies sell better when the marijuana is legal.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is pretty much obvious, but it is a fun story. When recreational marijuana became illegal across Canada last week, a certain nine year old named Alina Childs is a brownie and in the Canadian girl scouts and she sold all of her boxes of cookies to customers who were lining up the legal cannabis shop in Edmonton. Father said it was a great alternative to door to door sales. Here's daddy in the audio. We'd actually sold the cookies door to door several times before. The last year when we were out together, Alina actually got bit by a dog. Nothing serious. And so we decided this year rather.

[Bobbo]

Than going door to door, we would sell somewhere else.

[J.D. Ryan]

And when we saw that there were going to be these huge lineups for the cannabis shops opening, we thought what a great place to just, you know.

[Bobbo]

Load up the wagon, walk down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And sell some cookies.

[J.D. Ryan]

And just for the record, it turned out to be relatively lucrative this year.

[Bobbo]

She got bitten by electricity.

[J.D. Ryan]

We started walking down the line. Everybody thought it was fantastic. They said everybody's calling her a little entrepreneur and told her that she was awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody was friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it took only 45 minutes to sell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out of everything, there you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Taking on helpless stoned people, picking.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're delivering their product.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear about the kid that got it was getting bullied at school?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he put horse laxative in the lemonade. Horse laxative of the cafeteria. It wasn't real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was real. I think it was real. I think it was real. That's cruel. Put it up on the. On the John Clay Wolf show page and you tell me if it's real. DJ Pre K. You need to. Need to do that while you're sitting behind the glass. Go to the junk, find that horse laxative deal in the cafeteria where the kids are all going all over the place and put on the show page. Let's let people vote if it's real. Got it. Elliot, is that good for meters talking about stuff like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe horse laxative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our program director. Show coach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, me, your old friend Elliot. The program with Guru. Hey, yeah. When you talk about horse laxity, what happens?

[Bobbo]

I got nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's reading the. The. The people meters if they like our stuff or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Real time response. Whether they like the show. Turn it off. Turn it on. Stay listening. We did get a beater.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did lose a beater.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you when you talk about suicide.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What happened?

[Bobbo]

We lost 11 meters all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they kill themselves?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't explain it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think probably they just got the.

[Bobbo]

Drive through at the Taco Bell. Yeah, we get that all the time. I keep an eye on it, though, when you talk about nachos.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

We get five meters at a time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Almost like a three minute interval.

[Bobbo]

Like they order the tacos. Once they get the tacos.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bing.

[Bobbo]

They're back again with the John Clay Wolf Show. I guess somebody likes it.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by Give.

[J.D. Ryan]

San Diego today is going to be sunny in 72, just like it's been all freaking year.

[Michael Turley]

What about Nevada?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hot and slutty in Nevada.

[Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Louisiana continue to be drunk for years to come.

[Announcer]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf, L.A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will continue to be drunk through football season. 800-800-72348.

[Bobbo]

Football season.

[J.D. Ryan]

God damn it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-872-34800800. Rad how you call in to get us. Remember, if we don't. If give me the VIN doesn't beat your CarMax offer, send you a check for $100 you can call in. And any special cars, big cars, you know, fancy stuff, Rolls. I, I like buying the big stuff on the air because the listeners enjoy it more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. It's more entertaining to buy a Rolls Royce 100 grander than a Kia.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that. And that got me thinking about Kias. Okay, what about them the other day? What is the difference between a Kia customer and a Honda customer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Honda or Hyundai?

[John Clay Wolf]

Honda.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honda. Kia versus Honda.

[Bobbo]

Kia customers are 4 to 7 inches taller generally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I think we should do a whole bit on this because it's just funny because the brand that Kia represents and how it's. And just I know a lot of Kia dealers and I buy Kia trade ins too. And they're just a little rougher than the rest. Yeah, it's a little rougher cut of folk.

[Bobbo]

West Koreans versus the Japanese, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, that's the difference between the cars. No. So what's the difference between a Kia customer and a Honda customer? Oh, so the Korea, Korea versus Japan would be the automobile. Not the main, not, not the assemblers, but the customer.

[Bobbo]

Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I can think of one. I'll start it.

[Bobbo]

Okay, I'll start.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you start.

[John Clay Wolf]

Difference between A Kia customer and a Honda customer. A Kia customer doesn't have his phone in his name. Honda customer does.

[Bobbo]

Right? Honda Customer average of 65 higher on the credit score.

[John Clay Wolf]

65 points.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. 65 points higher on credit score.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like Alexis like the Lexus guys. The salesman alexis guys like 70% of our customers we deliver the cars to the to our customers house. At the Lexus dealership. At the Kia dealership. It's like 90% of our customers we have to run them back home pick up their steps.

[Bobbo]

But they came for their loan. They do come with a Coupon for a five dollar fill up at KFC. Wait, JD's got one about an airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't either but what is it? Some people don't know what a Stips is like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the joke is like 90% of our customers we have. They don't have a car. We have to. The sales guy has to run trying to get their bank loan approved. They have to run them back to their house to pick up their electric bill or their cable bill to prove that they have a residence. Now I understand that's a step a stipulation of the loan term.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was funnier when I was thinking about it off the air.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 but it's so true. I get that a lot. 800. 800 YouTube kids we are going to come up with a segment called Bobbo's inside Securities because it would be the best of all time. That sounds funny until we do it. Also Uncle Roy needs drivers in the Dallas Fort Worth market for the Gimme the VIN hub in Dallas Fort Worth. Really? Fort Worth. Fort Worth is where your day would start. And then we dispatch out go to [e-mail] full time? Full time. No part time. There's no part time work at all at all for that. 800-800-7234 is the call in number for that. We got that Free stickers@john claywolf.com show stickers. We finally got the radio show logo for you guys and go there and you can get free stickers for listeners. And Randy the Chipmunk is here with us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh there he is. Hop up here buddy. You cute little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's going on with you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nothing. Are you hanging around?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you drunk again?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is gonna be a different kind of Halloween.

[Bobbo]

You're drunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well when you get my age you know I'm four so. Flying solo this year for Halloween. Can you believe it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't believe it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kids are all grown up, doing their own thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your kids?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sharonda's daddy got hit by a Krispy Kreme truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, she's out there taking care of him. Hey. Sitting around. My friend Rusty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, your buddy, he's Chipmunk. How old is Rusty?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's three and a half.

[Bobbo]

Three and a half?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. He's a little younger than me. Even today he's still a little younger than I am.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We're just drinking cocktails and watching scary movies on the Cinemax. Getting hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cinemax?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, did you see that anime horror?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the animated horror. Amityville Horror. Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That's still scary as hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it scare you?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's about these people moving. Big old nice, rich house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big house. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right about Christmas time, right? With their sweet kids and a dog.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turns out to be haunted.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, it's a nice, nice house too. So anyway, they start hearing stuff and old woman starts leveraging around and doors and windows start crashing out. There's blood coming out the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But I finally figured it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

You figured it out?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is one part. This guy's out back playing with his axe.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's playing with his axe?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. He looks up the house, up the window.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And guess what he sees.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does he see in there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Right in his daughter's room.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does he see in there?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The Great Coon.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't believe he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, the Great Coon, that's not part of the Great Cootle Plum. Tear up a nice house if you don't. Leave a couple of nuts out for.

[J.D. Ryan]

You part of the movie.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Leave the. Leave the passersby mark on Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen the movie.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go up the top of tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not in there. Yeah, I got it. We know what that is. Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Maybe I should just steal a monkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Anyway, apparently the Great Coon don't care for preachers neither, so watch out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. He goes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, get out of the house. It's in the movie.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy Halloween.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Look at a great thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, see ya. Drunk on Saturday morning. Just part of our.

[Bobbo]

You can't drink all day unless. Unless you start in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like that? I got that from big shot Bob. One of our buyers is from Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

Oh, saying ain't so. I thought that was a jcw.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I heard him say that. I was like, man, that's pretty good. And that really goes along with our crowd. I stole it from him.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He and I haven't discussed my. My plagiarism. So no, I admit it. My little kid, I finally found something for him to do. Not the youngest, but the. Well, how is he? Nine? He's going to start reviewing. Doing a channel called. What's it called?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Super speed. And he's going to review supercars. A nine year old reviewing supercars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

That we have.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because he's a car nut.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a car nut and we have these cars and I sent him out to the auction this week to do that. We bought that grand theft auto Banshee Viper. I saw that from a listener.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they actually bought it at Mechom and we paid them a profit. Yeah, it was just a one off deal. But yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do that with.

[J.D. Ryan]

So when is that gonna debut?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's supposed to debut this week and I sent him out there to do the video, but Hannah recorded the video and it's so terrible. It's the worst video I've ever seen in my life. I mean, it's so bad. I ought to put it up on the deal and let the cusp. I'd like to do that. I'm gonna put that up on the Facebook page and let the cuss. Let listeners come tell me what, what we should do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it just bad audio, bad video, Shaky.

[John Clay Wolf]

You be the judgment. I'll get off of this and let y' all look at it. But it's, it's. It's almost downsy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, downsy is don't even move forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I mean, it'd been better off to know. I didn't get any video.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got you no video.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the car's gone. It's sold to new owner. If you see it out there in the public for sale, they're probably asking. I don't know what they're asking for, but anyway, yeah, we sold it. We get a lot of supercars. We like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool. Car of the week pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a Bentley, a white Bentley with 12000 miles, a 2010 Coupe V12 that's coming up from Florida. From a listener, we bought a Lamborghini in Vegas. We bought a Berlinetta in Bay Ferrari in Vegas. And San Diego. Speaking of San Diego, Wake the F up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are the pr. Y' all have more money than anybody in the country in La Jolla area. And I guess they're not listening to this station because we're not getting the heat out of San Diego. They don't believe us or they're around too hard. A rock of a station is what it is. So guys that, guys that will listen to us in San Diego that work for the rich people, tell them that you got the hookup, right, to sell their cars when you're mowing their grass and, and doing their flower beds and you see these supercars sitting in the driveway, tell them, hey, for a hundred dollars I'll show you a guy that'll buy that without you even having to go anywhere. Go to givemetheven.com because the message in the San Diego region is not getting out. And I think it's, it's the demographic of the station we're on. I love Joe Plummer in Six Pack Bob, sure, I mean in Tattoo Charlie, but, but they ain't got no money.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobbo]

Hold on, let me. Ltmpo San Diego closely. Ltmpo por automotivo. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what that means. And if, if, if you owe 20,000 on a ten thousand dollar car. It's hard for me to get a bond. It's just a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's just call it running off into the bay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Gary Busey really knows his way around cocaine.

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's one of my.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've only got 50 seconds left. Can we do it quick?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we can do it. We'll just forego the other spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go. You actually snorted cocaine off your dog? Oh, yeah. That's what an addict does. So tell me about that.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I came in the house, took off my little windbreaker, flipped it out and two bindles of cocaine, like in a wrapper came out of my coat and hit the floor.

[Bobbo]

My dog Chili started rolling.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bendles of the cocaine got all over her.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're an addict.

[J.D. Ryan]

You go snort the dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I did. But you, you don't just get cocaine. You get little fleas and bugs and it's like ozzy little things of the hair. It's a potpourri. I had to ask. That's funny. Yes, that's great. What's that? I've never heard the term bindle.

[Bobbo]

Bindle. That's, that's the little vial I think that they carry in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we got a heart out at the top there. Be right back.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

The foulest stenches in the air. The funk of 40, 000 years.

[Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to bed with Easy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Butt, you will get up in the morning with a spare finger.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was that from the Thriller album, that clip?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah. I got some isolated cuts without the music. Yeah, all kinds of stuff, man. Halloween's an excellent time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

George. A 13 challenger RT. Is it leather? Cloth.

[Caller]

It's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

30,900.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof? If it's cloth, it's probably not a sunroof.

[Caller]

No, no sunroof, no navigation. Yeah, It's a hearse. Six speed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool, cool, cool, cool. Okay, 13 with 30.

[Caller]

It's white with the red RT stripe. Got the 3M tinted windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 17 grand.

[Caller]

Man, you're kind of like right on the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what my wife says. That's what my wife.

[Caller]

Yeah, a friend of mine's in the car business in Denver and I asked him, how about I ship the car up and you sell it? Because I'm no salesman. He said, well, you'll lose the money in the shipping because probably get the same price.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll come pick it up too. You don't have to ship that. I can send drivers down to. Where are you Colleen?

[Caller]

Yeah, clean, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you fixing the. Are you a soldier? Airman X. Gotcha. We'll go to givemetheven.com and load that up. And speaking of dealers, we have a. We just relaunched our dealer button on givemetheven.com so all the dealers that want to sell their cars and a lot of you guys at the end of the month, because this is the end of the month.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They run into it, they have a 60 day or 45 day cutoff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can put your cars into givemetheven.com, click the dealer button and it goes to a different department. And we will buy those cars too. Everybody wants to run in our lane at the auction. And we don't. We don't. We don't rent cars. We buy them. So if you want to, if you want to run in our lane at the auction, we'll just buy them from you on the front side. Go to dealership, givemetheven.com and also the in and out guys, if you're working somebody with us, then you put their VIN number and it'll match it up. And when we call you back, we can talk about doing the in and out with you because we already have the customer car. We already have the customer information, so we can do that off of VIN Match dealers. If you're working a VIN number and you got our dealer page, put in the VIN number, and then when we call you back, we can discuss the in and out with your customer. Our customer. We'll call it ours. We'll share them. We just want to make sure you take good care of them. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. Student pilot forced to land on LA freeway.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a video of this, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's a J.D. it's an airplane story.

[J.D. Ryan]

I picked it out because it's. It's also a very interesting story that happened to be on cnn. Student pilot lost power. Had to land his small plane on a busy highway outside of San Diego, also a city that we happen to be in. All right, so none of the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

That listen to this station can afford airplanes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't know that. They're starting to realize 100 bucks an hour to fly. A couple driving behind it caught all the action on their phone, of course, and they were quite impressed on how well the plane handled the traffic. Actually, their son Bubba sounded pretty nonplussed about it all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just landed on freeway and he's got it under control. Gnarly. Must see this every day. That is the craziest thing I've ever seen. He pulled it off perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at this. Bubba. There's an airplane on the freeway.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, listen for Bubba at the end there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bubba, Bubba. There's airplane on the freeway.

[Michael Turley]

Le.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. They're scoring the guys. He's landing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So, Bobbo. Yep. He was giving me. Baba was giving me some grief. What was our intro song for the last. Are the last segment, you know, Werewolves in London. Oh, okay. That was a good one. Yeah, that was a good one.

[Bobbo]

And we were talking about the Phil music.

[J.D. Ryan]

We.

[Bobbo]

While we're gone to commercial, dear listeners, we play Phil music in the studio just to fill the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you can hear that as well on the stream. If you're listening on the stream. You hear that music right now off the.

[Bobbo]

Oftentimes I'm out of the room, I gotta make calls and check on my program directors and get coffee and smoke. And smoke. And I came in and we were playing Foreigners. Dirty White Boy. Great song. And John said, you should use that for a bumper sometimes. Oh, it's great. What about. And I said, I don't remember playing it because I did it earlier in the week and I looked at my list. I said, oh, what about the Ringo song before that? Good Night, Vienna. He goes. He goes, that sucks. You don't know what you're talking about, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bobbo. So I've always been in the kitchen on the intro music, selecting. For 13 years we've been doing the show, I've been. You've been picky about the intro music. And Bobbo is used to picking his own music so he doesn't need daddy looking over his shoulder telling him what to do or adjusting his decisions. So when Bobbo sends me, I've got it where I send. Make. Ask Bob O to send me a list on Thursdays of the intro music for Saturdays. And then when I make changes to anything, it's. It's very sensitive. He takes it very personally.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's personal up front to his taste.

[Bobbo]

I don't think we've actually talked about this much in six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we haven't. But it was funny. Six. It was funnier six weeks ago.

[Bobbo]

It was funny this week when I sent you a list of like, I dug up Halloween stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Welcome to my nightmare.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good.

[Bobbo]

Season of the Witch, Hell's Bells by acdc. Wasn't there a Black Sabbath song in there? I feel like there was Season of.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Witch by Donovan.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knows that?

[Bobbo]

Awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody knows it though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody knows it.

[Bobbo]

You know it.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Season of the Witch goes along with. Dude, I know her music.

[J.D. Ryan]

I played hit music. That's not a hit song. How long? It's like you stop.

[Bobbo]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. You missed the part where I said Halloween music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, you digging for Just because it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Says devil or goes boo and it doesn't make it a hit song. Well, doesn't mean people know it.

[Bobbo]

Google to top 10 Halloween songs like I did.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's do that. Let's just do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do like I did.

[Bobbo]

I like Donovan. He's weird, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of people that are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weird that people don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do a lot of off the radar weird stuff that. That people miss. And that's my job, is to drag you back into Main Street.

[Bobbo]

No, I know, but you know why I'm like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Bobbo]

It's because I'm a hip, hip, hip cat man.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're too hip for the room.

[Bobbo]

Everybody agrees coming from you, that really hurts, J.D.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It'S not supposed to hurt.

[Michael Turley]

It's the name of the so cuz I'm on their greatest hits album, Season of the Witch.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not even on there.

[Michael Turley]

It's not even on there.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it is. I thought it was Donovan.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is Donovan. It is Donovan. Nobody knows who it is. It's not. It's nothing. You should have played.

[Michael Turley]

Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. Okay. This is going to suck so bad.

[Bobbo]

No, it's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's like a long ass, really creepy, worthless intro, too.

[Michael Turley]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is not on Billboard's top 10 either. I'm looking at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like the Yard Birds or the Hollies.

[Bobbo]

I think it's groovy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop, Children. What's that sound? Everybody look what's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I like it, but I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Gets pretty rocking later on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you skip forward? Turley?

[Bobbo]

Oh, there it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

He raises his voice. She must have be a. I got an itch. That's fine. It's better than I thought it would be. But nobody knows it, so I, I, I retract a little bit. What? Did it fit? Yeah, I'm just.

[Bobbo]

We didn't have any conversation about it all. I send you the list, you change a couple, send it back, and we're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. But I know you well enough that when you see my changes, I know that you're, like, fuming.

[Bobbo]

Well, I know I'm not just telling, but I did notice that you apparently skipped the theme because everything I sent you was about the devil or witches or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just talk about every week when I make changes. Tell the truth, Admit it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just what you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do admit that it bothers you.

[Bobbo]

I do notice that you only like one Zeppelin song and one ACDC song and we repeat ourselves kind of more often than I would. Yeah, but it's just because you don't know any songs. You know, buy a record sometimes. Listen to something. Listen to the radio. So Fog Hat had more songs than just slow rap. That's all I'm saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not on top 40 radio.

[Bobbo]

Well, this ain't about hits.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is about hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our audience is half a million people on Saturday mornings, Brad. And the reason it's that way is because we, we, we give everybody a little bit of pleasure. And when you dive too deep in, like, let's take two big toe fetishes. Maybe you have one. Yeah, maybe you have a big toe. Let's say that you.

[Bobbo]

What is a big toe fetish?

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. Thank you, thank you, thank you. You just made my point. But let's say that you have a big toe fetish. You're really into it, and then you want to, like, get into big toe fetishes. You just whacked out 90% of the people that don't even know what it is.

[Bobbo]

I mean, what aspect of a big toe is there to fetishize, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do people want pay women to kick them in the sack?

[Bobbo]

Do they do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's not beat them up exactly. Yeah. I mean, there's a lot of weird stuff out there. Why are people trying to make love to roller coasters?

[Bobbo]

I'd rather listen to Donovan than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but. But when you go too deep, you just blow everybody out.

[Bobbo]

Ah, but have I bitched?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but I know it's bothering you, and I'm wanting to bring it up because I want to hear you, because now it's bothering me that you're not complaining. You've complained so much.

[Bobbo]

That's the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's scaring me because you're not complaining.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the.

[Bobbo]

Here's these explanation, folks. J.D. while you're piling on, I'm piling on. I'm so inside your head that you think you're inside my head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[Satan the Darkness]

It's a double.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just lost the good Jaguar that was on hold because of you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's his fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's absolutely his fault.

[Bobbo]

You like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Brett in Dallas 17. Hang on. Maybe we got another good truck. Maybe we won't miss it over your crazy ass. Brett. 17F450 Platinum with 70, 000 miles. Does it have a sunroof?

[Bobbo]

You like big toes?

[Caller]

Yeah. Got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got everything in a lot of miles. How'd you get so many miles on it?

[Caller]

Big toes working the truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand. Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it 45 grand? Are you. Are you a sheep?

[J.D. Ryan]

My big toe.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it on that thing?

[Caller]

I can get 50 if I give.

[John Clay Wolf]

You 50, do I own it?

[Caller]

Possibly. Can you give me 50?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. So I offered rules of engagement. This is like watching replay on Sunday afternoon football. I offered 45. You said no. I said, you said you want 50. I said, if I give 50, do I own it? And you said possibly. So that's very non committal. If I give 50, do I own it?

[Michael Turley]

It?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Why?

[Caller]

I think the truck's worth a heck of a lot more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you just said you want 50.

[Caller]

It's. It's a toe fetish thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a toe fetish thing. Okay, well, if you want. If you want to sell it, here's my Point. I think that maybe you don't want to sell it. You just want to get a free bid, and that's okay. But I'm a buyer. I'm not. This isn't a kissing booth. I want to buy stuff. So if you want to sell it, I might give 50. I might give more than 50. I don't know. I need to see pictures of it. So if you're serious about selling it, go to givemetheven.com if you're a tire kicker, you've already got your tires kicked. You got, you're close enough, you don't need me anymore, you're out of here. But if you want to sell it or trade it in, I'll. I'm your man. But let me know when you're ready to do something for real. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So our listeners are day drinkers and toe fetishes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Clearly. And that struck a note.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you, what do you call it when the. When you pay gals to beat you up?

[J.D. Ryan]

S M Sado.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was talking to a friend nominated that does nominator tricks.

[J.D. Ryan]

She does it for.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he pays. He sees this woman to beat him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why did you ask him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet. We'll be back in a minute. Lottery officials said that a single ticket purchased in South Carolina won the massive 1.6 billion dollar jackpot.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, we don't know who won yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Although I will say this. This morning at the Greenville South Carolina Waffle House, Deborah Calhoun did order an extra biscuit with her hash brown bowl.

[Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

C Bum.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

This song that I changed and picked is going down a lot better with this than Hell's Bells. Will, I'm just telling you. Give me some credit. Just give me some credit.

[Bobbo]

Did I whatsoever in your mind?

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. I mean, just all the flow of that. It was just right on, dude. Perfectly humming grass.

[Bobbo]

I really do think that's the deal. I'm so inside your head that you think you're in mine, too. I'm sorry, John, but I'm not that kind of boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got this from a Lister Honda difference between Honda customers and Kia customers. Honda customers have retirement plans, Kia customers play the lottery.

[Bobbo]

And Kia dealers have the best barbecue. Now, you're right about timing, though, that. That sweep we did getting out of the last bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I hope this isn't too inside for the audience, but when things work, that guy had such a great joke, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, oh, why do you pay a woman. What was it?

[Bobbo]

Why do you pay a woman to beat you up? That's called marriage.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you call a woman you pay to beat up? To beat you up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's called marriage.

[Bobbo]

I just told the joke.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobbo]

Sort of.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sort of told it.

[Bobbo]

And we're all laughing in the sweeper hits. Bam, bam. Back with more of the John, let's relive it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so I want to understand what you're talking about. So the caller calls. He said, why do you pay a women? You do it, J.D. what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do it now. He made fun of.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you call a woman? What do you call it when you. When you pay a woman to beat you? What do you call it when you pay a woman to beat you up?

[Bobbo]

That's called marriage. People understand what I'm talking about, like when I'm Thing is, like when you're focused yourself. John, Clay Wolf, the host of the show, me. When you think about the show while we're not on the show, right. You've come in the last three, four weeks. Just, I mean, strong burning to make radio.

[Satan the Darkness]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Start over. I got dumped. Turley dumped me.

[Michael Turley]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

He had to dump me.

[Bobbo]

It really helps your delivery, you know, you, you, you act radio like you're doing it for a living like the rest of us are.

[Michael Turley]

You just, you know, walking, thrusting your. Your frontal area forward.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You know, I made a bad derogatory comment that Turley just had to dump me. It was so bad.

[Bobbo]

No, but the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the fact that Turley sat there and thought about it for a minute. Can that pass or will that get us in trouble? And Turley, I just watched his hand.

[Bobbo]

Go across the board and go dump in slow motion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

So we only lost 40 seconds, but the timing on it was. Was so good. And I think a lot of that's you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think a lot of it's Turley, man. He's on his steps when he takes these cues, and he's nailing me. His timing's better lately.

[Bobbo]

Turley just got off a heroin.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've been on heroin, Never slowing you down?

[Michael Turley]

Needle in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you working?

[John Clay Wolf]

You can snort heroin?

[Michael Turley]

No, never snorted it, never seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you smoke heroin?

[Bobbo]

Where did this.

[J.D. Ryan]

That come from?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Telling the truth?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's no.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, the truth is I've never seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that why you got fired from the ticket was heroin? That's what it was.

[Bobbo]

He wasn't shooting it. He was sticking it in his eye.

[John Clay Wolf]

In his eye? Yeah. You know, Turley's been here for like seven or eight years and. And we've only sent him to rehab three times.

[Michael Turley]

God, there'd be no way I would last if it was on heroin for that long.

[Bobbo]

You never notice how quiet he is after about 2 in the afternoon.

[Satan the Darkness]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You won't get a response. 1.

[Michael Turley]

You don't see any tin foil around or anything like that.

[Bobbo]

Turley, your car's on fire. He goes, oh. And that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

So, no, I tell you, somebody that's on and off, everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

What am I. I don't do heroin. What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Your.

[Michael Turley]

Your drug is diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry. You have a diet fetish.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm off the key.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba has a big toe fetish.

[Michael Turley]

Did you see what he brought in? He brought in a bunch of Twinkies.

[J.D. Ryan]

I fell off the keto diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was on the keto diet all week. Five days of nothing but protein and fat and. Which is. Sounds great, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like you've got a good looking gal that you've been hanging out with.

[J.D. Ryan]

After about the fourth day of cheese and avocados and bacon.

[Michael Turley]

Pork rinds to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pork rinds because. Microwave them because there's zero carbs in those. So I've been doing this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. I literally have been in keto for like four minutes and I just gave up last night and I bought dinky Twinkies.

[Bobbo]

The keto.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of protein. In fact, my. My good friend, we found his little brother his porno stash, and it was all the big fat girl magazines.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[Michael Turley]

Isn't that weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

Recently, a couple of years ago.

[Bobbo]

How damn old are you? J.D. eat what you want, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to be fat. I don't want to die.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because it's so horrible. Why?

[Bobbo]

Do I look unhappy to you?

[DJ Pre K]

You?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

But how many diets have you tried in the past?

[J.D. Ryan]

All of them. Every one of them. Every single one of them. Twice. At least twice.

[Michael Turley]

At least.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's for the past year.

[J.D. Ryan]

I keep failing. I can't help it. I'm not the only one in the world doing this. But the keto diet, I tried, man. I tried. I really tried.

[Michael Turley]

There's got to be a sponsor out there. That's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I went to the doctor and did the blood work thing finally. And I got the results back this week and Actually, I posted them on the John Clay Wolf show page and it's funny as hell. What the. Right. The synopsis was when she was showing me what this weird gene I have and I saw that, I just busted out laughing. M. What is it? Do you see it there?

[Bobbo]

MTHR Fr.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's just. It's a good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's code word for hard headed.

[Bobbo]

No, heroin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I get it. Okay. I'm an MFer. Trisha. Good morning. You're on the air. Tricia.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 Jaguar XKR. Is it a convertible or a coupe? Is it the supercharged or non supercharged?

[Caller]

I think it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why I need the VIN number or the license plate number.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the supercharged is worth a lot more money.

[Caller]

It's S, A J, W. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I don't want to do it right now.

[Bobbo]

How do you spell that? Trish?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to the website, give me the vin.com, load it in or just put in your license plate and we'll. We'll get you a bid online. Because I need to know what it is and I have to have that to do it right. I don't want to bid your car wrong is what I'm trying to say. But I do want to buy it. Do you have a payoff on it?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll get it bought. Yeah, I want to buy it. If you want to sell, I want to buy it. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and we'll make a deal with you. Send a driver out there, pick it up, get you paid, and we'll. We'll pay you the equity and then we'll make your payoff to whoever it is, Chase or whoever you got a loan with. I promise it's not Kia Financial. Okay. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Going to the other end of the spectrum, Michael, in California. Michael, see this? Really? Hey, what city in California, Michael, Are you in?

[Caller]

I'm in Fallbrook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you listening on the San Diego station or the Bakersfield station? The Temecula station. Which one are you?

[Caller]

I'm on San Diego.

[John Clay Wolf]

San Diego. Hard rock station. What do you have for us, Mike?

[Caller]

I've got a 04 Ford Ranger Edge.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller]

It's 207,000.

[Bobbo]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point taken.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point counterpoint, Mr.

[Michael Turley]

Send this into the program direction.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we should, Mike. Probably th.000 bucks. Maybe two, it depends on the condition. It's not actually this thing will make it. If I was going to buy a 200,000mile something, I like this one because, because there's a Spanish market. Well, Spain isn't across the seas. There's a Tijuana market on this one. We're on in Tijuana too. Did you know that? If you're on. Oh yeah. Hey, speaking of, I, well see they're on a two hour delay. Mike, you're on a two hour delay from us right now.

[Caller]

But I need to start off, it's 8:40 over here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I, I need, I need to start off 8 o' clock next week with a Tijuana shout out. I want call ins from Tijuana. It'll hit us two hours later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two hours later?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Like Mike, he's hearing us right now. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

At 8:00 o' clock show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What is a Taliban hitman? A tally wax. Bruce. Bruce, that's a bad joke.

[Caller]

My son, when he was seven years old and he came home from school, he said, dad, I got a joke for you. And I was like, what's that? He said, dad, what is the Taliban hitman called? And I was like, arabian sniper. And after about seven times he kept on laughing. I was like, just tell me the joke, the answer. And he's like, dad, it's called a tally Whackers and babo.

[John Clay Wolf]

We would hit the out right now.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this presented by givemethevin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

In tech news, according to a new.

[Bobbo]

Report, Uber is making plans to launch.

[John Clay Wolf]

A service that will deliver food using drones. Yeah.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethevin.com so get.

[Bobbo]

Ready to have your food dropped off six blocks from your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reeking of cologne. Oh, get the cologne deal.

[Bobbo]

You ever taken an Uber?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. No.

[Bobbo]

That guy's fresh. He's fresh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robin, Hillsboro 044 runner with 160v8 four wheel drive with a roof average. Rough or clean average big miles. Is everything working on it or is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

Everything should be. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does four grand buy it?

[Caller]

No, I think I can get more selling it myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you know, they might kill you when you run ads on Craigslist. And this way you won't get killed. You'll save your life and think about how much happier children would be.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, good point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What's it take to buy it? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was thinking outright, I Might be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Able to get somewhere up to 8.04-Runner with 160. I like the V8 part, though, because there's not that many of them, and.

[Caller]

It has a lift and oversight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on. So it's gotten prettier. It's gotten better. Here's what we do. Take some pictures, go to givemetheven.com, send it in there, say, I'm looking for.

[Caller]

It doesn't take into consideration the V8 when I do the. Give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it does.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep, yep. Our system is crazy stupid smart. It takes those VIN numbers and decodes them. Yes, it absolutely does. But what it doesn't take into consideration is the lift. It can't see a lift out of a. Out of a decode on a number. So the pictures I can add manually for the lift, and I need to see it. So put that in there. We'll try to make a deal. Make. Take it off your hands and save your life.

[Caller]

Okay, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, we're doing the Lord's.

[Bobbo]

You are.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'll be happy you did, sister. Such a savior.

[John Clay Wolf]

So there's a guy, and that goes for anybody. Just go to givemetheven.com. remember, dealers, at the end of the month, if you need to get rid of some inventory, click the dealer button on givemetheven.com and if we do in and outs with these customers, you know, we bid sometimes 500 cars a day, and we do a lot of in and outs with dealers so that they get their tax credits. In California, that doesn't matter because you don't have tax credits. That is the weirdest setup I've ever seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. I just can't believe they don't give their customers tax credits in California. California's just a taxi. Taxi. Taxi, state.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everything's tax.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. It's wild. What was I gonna do? The football guy that got hit in the side of the head with a football?

[Michael Turley]

Actually, yeah, it was Melissa Stark.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a football gal.

[Michael Turley]

Gal. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

She took.

[J.D. Ryan]

She took sideline.

[Bobbo]

She's sidelined reporting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

All those reporters, you know, they staying there, and they're doing their little two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Minutes, and they're not looking because they're.

[Bobbo]

Looking at the camera.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Michael Turley]

So this was. It was amusing watching this, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot more going on in the stadium. Fans are trickling in since the last time we spoke. And, yes, you have mentioned it. Oh, okay. Nothing like live television. I'm okay. The big news.

[Michael Turley]

So she gets hit by a football in his own words kind of continues on. And then another football comes down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like everybody's signaling me, balls are coming.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm really.

[Michael Turley]

Lots of balls coming at her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna wrap this up.

[Michael Turley]

So she had to go because of all the balls coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to dump yourself. Oh, no, that's.

[Michael Turley]

You're thinking dirty there.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not at all. We're talking about footballs coming at her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, didn't something like this happen with Tony Romo?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Tony, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, I've heard from Romero Romo in a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see him over there on the couch.

[J.D. Ryan]

His son is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get over here, Romero. You're part of the crew, dude. You hadn't been on the air with us in months.

[Michael Turley]

Did two games this past week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two games?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony Romo did two games.

[Michael Turley]

Well, two games, Cowboy games the past couple weeks. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Tony's calling the cowboy games. I didn't even notice.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't even notice?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have been watching.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it. I. I just get so disappointed that I can't stand it. Romero, what do you think? Tony Romos dad, everybody.

[Bobbo]

I can suggests possibly you have no see, Tony do the Vajeros games because you do not go watch the CBS sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Bobbo]

You watch the folks or the NBC Sunday Night Football, which is a horrible broadcaster.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anything your son's not doing is horrible.

[Bobbo]

The Chris Collins Worth. If he come up to my home in Crown Prairie, I would kick his ass two times. Two times, no charge free. I learned this line from Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, see, Tony Romo's dad is now giving me the vin driver. And speaking of Uncle Roy in Fort Worth for the Fort Worth hub, we need some more drivers. So go to jobs. Givemetheven.com if you want to be a full time, not part time delivery driver to go pick up cars at customers homes, we will do a background check on you. So if you're a convicted felon or on the sexual assault list, please do not apply.

[Bobbo]

I literally wash this game with a little sideline girl. Melissa is hitting head with football with my son Antonio. Antonio Romo, the former number nine quarterback for the Vacaros de.

[J.D. Ryan]

We know who he is.

[Bobbo]

You know my son Antonio.

[Michael Turley]

We know him.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

And when he see the ball hit the woman in the head and she. She keep going. My son Tony fall down when he sees this. He have been hit himself with so many balls. Yeah, I bet back in the days when Antonio was the. You know, they had before. Before we had the. The. What was his name? The bear line. Quincy Character.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quincy Carter. Yeah. I remember.

[Bobbo]

It was the most inaccurate pastor I've ever seen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

He hated Antonio. Counting the times he has been hit in the head with a football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Have had 18 concussions. 18.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Bobbo]

And in the state of Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo]

If you get a 19, what happens? They make you the governor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Make you the governor.

[Bobbo]

This is planning many things.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[Bobbo]

And I tell him, don't, please don't run for office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not true.

[Bobbo]

Because some of the people, while they love you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Many of the people, they may hate you. Some of them could hate you so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That they throw a football at your head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

At least. This is very bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Push you over the edge.

[Bobbo]

The last time someone throw a football at Antonio's head by accident.

[J.D. Ryan]

By accident.

[Bobbo]

He pick up his partner, the Jimmy Knots gymnastics and throw him 14 jars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

Yes. He's flailing and quietly. Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Antonio. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a big guy.

[Bobbo]

He throw him 14 yards out of this force booth into the Papa John's booth.

[Satan the Darkness]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

It's a covered in pepperoni and it's a very bad time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

So please throw your footballs carefully, carefully. And be careful with your children.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Tony Romo's dad. Amazing.

[Bobbo]

If you please.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim Nance is a small man.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Throw him 14 yards. It's still pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if it was a high tight spiral.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure it was. Always is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe that baseball game last night. Win 18 innings, stick around for it. It was like 2:30 in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you watch that?

[Michael Turley]

For those that don't know, The Dodgers won 3 to 2. Yeah, I know, but it's not a good game.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a boring game. It was actually a good game. What was the final score?

[Michael Turley]

Three to two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, how exciting.

[Michael Turley]

If you're not a Red Sox fan or Dodgers fan, I'm surprised you were watching it. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, we're just sitting at the bar. There's not a lot to do.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. It's background. There we go. All right. Make sense because it's like there's no way I was going to watch that game because I don't care about either teams, especially the Red Sox. Hope the Dodgers beat them because there's really no storyline to this year. Like last year, the Astros, everybody wanted to root for the Astros.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Hurricane, you know, everything. The Cubs. This year, there's no storyline. It's kind of.

[Bobbo]

I wanted to root for the Astros this year, but they got screwed by the refs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they did Screwed by the refs. Joe, you've got a super high mile truck. What do you do to make get all these miles? Did you buy this thing new?

[Caller]

I brought him. Well, first of all, thank you guys for keeping me entertained every Saturday morning while I'm struggling to set up for a tiger's tailgating. You guys put on a great show. I did a little radio many, many moons ago. But anyway, you guys are unbelievable. And as I hear the banter back and forth, I'm reminded the fact that being a teenager is fun. Okay, so I digress.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? We do digress, don't we? I mean it's. It's extremely unbelievable.

[Caller]

I mean, it's like a Seinfeld episode.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Squirrel.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sophomore humor. Taking time compounded times to cubed. No. So you're setting up a tailgate for the Tigers game today?

[Caller]

White male today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, you're setting up a Tigers tailgate right now?

[Caller]

No, we're a bye week because we play Alabama next weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's what I meant. You're setting up the tailgate for next week.

[Caller]

No. Well. Oh, good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Right, right. I need some tickets to that contest. Can you hook a brother up?

[Caller]

I'll pay for him, definitely. No, you don't have to pay for him because we're in Louisiana, remember? We are the Banana Republic. I can get you tickets.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay. I'm not kidding. I would. I would love to come down there for that. What time is the kickoff next week? The Bama game, 7:00pm oh, that's. This will be the best football college football game of the year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of the year. Okay.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Number.

[Caller]

Number one versus number four. But you know what's the funniest thing? I am not a Tiger fan because I'm 8th generation Notre Dame.

[John Clay Wolf]

Living in.

[Caller]

Louisiana as a Notre Dame.

[Satan the Darkness]

God.

[Caller]

Because we're all Catholic here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Caller]

Is great because Notre dame has beaten LSU in every bowl game except one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 27 seconds before a hard out. I gotta go. How many kids do you have if you're catholic? Do you have like 14.

[Caller]

That I know of? Three. Three daughters at LSU.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on hold and get your phone number so I can call you about these tickets because I'm serious. Hang on a second. My name is John Clay Wolf. We're losing a couple of stations right now. We're adding a few more going into our number four. If we lose, you go to John Clay wolf.com click listen live on the streamer. Get the podcast. It'll be up about 1 o' clock hour. Number four on deck. Coming right now.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

People say yeah, I'm no good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crazy as I get stoned in the morning. Bobbo's job application song.

[Bobbo]

You know he changed the lyrics to that?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Last few years, I get up in the morning, I get down in the afternoon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he start doing coke?

[Bobbo]

No, no, he's clean. Jelly bean these days, as can.

[J.D. Ryan]

You guys want to talk to him? He's coming to Houston area. You want to interview him?

[Michael Turley]

Who is this guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Daniels.

[Bobbo]

One step Ahead of you, J.D. i've already booked him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Seriously.

[Bobbo]

Thanks anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Michael Turley]

When's he coming on?

[Bobbo]

We're going to talk to him the second or third, early November.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cool.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

He's not. He's not coming. It'll be a telephone thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we lined up an interview with Ken. Kim Kardashian. I'd like to talk to her.

[Bobbo]

Oh, man, they called this week. I told him, no, no, no, no, no, no. Because you need none of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I need. I. I definitely would have fun with her.

[Bobbo]

I don't know. I'll look up her publicist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I would like to talk to Kim K. That'd be. I've got plenty to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are you gonna say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna tell you. I'm gonna be a surprise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, it'll be a surprise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Austin, Texas. Good morning, sensible San Antonio. And there's that other station we're on out by Pleasant, and there's some country stick out between San Antonio and also. I forgot what it's called. Good morning to y' all and Colleen. We've got a lot of. We've got a lot of stations now. Yeah, like 27 or 8. Yeah, it's a bunch. It's a lot of people in this. We're really New York City, WXQ, DC101, and then this one in Philly. If we can put that together, that will double our exposure because the population up there. So high.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So dense.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very dense. My buddy flew into Austin for a meeting this week, and he's a. He's kind of a. He's not kind of. He's a mentor to me. And. But he lives up there in. In Philly, and he was in Austin Truecar meeting, and he said, dude, everybody knows y' all here. He's like. I asked The Uber driver. I asked the waitress. I asked the clerk at the hotel, and. And he's like, what the hell have y' all done?

[Bobbo]

It's kind of funny the last six months. No, it's true. And our programming guru would tell you, too. Austin has popped all of a sudden.

[Michael Turley]

And they've been selling cars, too, to give me the bin. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Austin, Austin, Las Vegas. Our. Our listenership on Saturday mornings is at times better than the weekday at those states.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. The. Our. Our guy that keeps up with all the Nielsen radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. Is it true or is it not true? I don't know, but I mean, if you. When the numbers are good, you can brag about it.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. Yeah. Isn't that weird?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Or you just always brag about them. Most people do that anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

New York is human dense. But do they have a lot of cars? I thought they're mostly cabs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I'm not talking about Manhattan. I mean, Manhattan is a small little area.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then outside of it, sure, there's a lot of cars. Okay. Have you ever driven from, like, Manhattan to Philadelphia? Nope. You go through New Jersey. Oh, you watch the Sopranos. There's.

[Michael Turley]

There's suburbs out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there are Princeton, New Jersey. There's a lot. There's more than just New York City. I know you watch a little. There's more to New York City than just in front of Macy's. I know you watch a parade.

[J.D. Ryan]

Huge. Macy's watch that parade. And then New Year's Eve, they have this big ball of drop.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you've noticed on the New Year's Eve, there's no cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's why I'm wondering why you're going to New York. Dude, that's. He doesn't watch TV much.

[Bobbo]

All over Pennsylvania, too, you know, in good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all those shows are in the hood. They're on the trains and they don't have radios in the trains.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just thinking you're making a huge mistake.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Trains will make you late for work.

[John Clay Wolf]

And 800, 800. 7 2, 3, 4, Shannon. 11 Camry with 40. Is it a se or le or xle?

[Caller]

Oh, shoot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I have no idea.

[Caller]

I'm driving it right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the leather. I see. It says leather and roof. Is the leather fabric and leather. Is it two tone or is it straight leather?

[Caller]

It's straight leather, all leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's probably an XLE then, because the SE with leather has just, like, half leather, half cloth. Full on. Full on. Yeah. I Like it. I want to buy it, but I need to know what it is. So can you take a snapshot of it and go to givemetheven.com? put in your license plate number or put in your VIN number and the system, the system will automatically throw you a figure. But we'll call you back. We may. We may give a little more than what the system's quoting because I like the miles to the year. So it's a seven year old car, but the 40,000 miles is lower than normal, and we tend to overpay for those because it's just a good used car.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Don't laugh.

[Caller]

I'm on my way to CarMax right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, but I'll definitely do that. Well, let's do this. Here's what you do. Just, just go there, do your deal with them, take a picture of that letter, send it to us, and if we don't beat it it, we'll send you a hundred dollar check if we do beat it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you take a picture. If you take a video of you showing it to the CarMax guy and say, get you some, like, show them our offer letter, get you some, then we'll give you another hundred. We'll give you another hundred dollars on top of that.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They jack with me, so I want to jack with them, my husband, to go along with that. Okay, awesome. Sounds like you're going to get paid either way.

[Caller]

So you're all good actually selling two cars. We're selling a 2011 Armada as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles on that one? Closer to 80. Okay, so. So there's two. Do both of those. Is he following you right now? And y' all are gonna get appraisals on both of them?

[Caller]

Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take pictures of both of them, send them in. And, you know, if we don't beat him, we'll pay you $200.

[Caller]

Sounds good to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy the cars. Good, good. This will be fun. Hey, we'll be on the air until noon if you want to call me back while you're there. I don't know that that really makes him mad. That really, really makes him mad. And especially when we put their buyer on the phone. That even makes them matter. And. And at this point in my relationship with him, I'm all about it. Okay, thanks.

[Michael Turley]

Well, John, it's going to take them about an hour to get that appraisal at least.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bring a hamburger and don't bring ice cream waiting. Speaking of, has Kyle ever told you the stories of Tim Sweeney. Turley.

[Michael Turley]

No, Tim Sweeney.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim's Tim Sweeney is like double entendre Tim Sweeney. But his name is Tim Sweeney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was a car guy. He was a desk man. And whenever he was closing. Kyle can tell these stories so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

And who is Kyle?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just want to tell the audience here, Kyle Casey. And he just gets all tickled and starts telling these stories about Tim Sweeney in the antics that he used at the dealership and how he would go feed the people. Like when they were negotiating over a deal. If they were. If they weren't getting along in their negotiations, he'd run out and grab a bucket of chicken.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And bring chicken back and start eating with them. And then that they would. They would get all square over yupon.

[Bobbo]

Loosen right up.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's smart. That's smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tim Sweeney. His real name is Tim Swift, sweetie.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there was another guy named Les Miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I had a guy, I had a boss when I was 18 named Harry Peters.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

I bet he had straight leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. I mean, I just, I'd laugh every time he danced on Harry Peters. He had that Yankee accent. Harry Peters. Hello, this is Harry Peters at your service. Got him. What could I do you for it? It's as bad as that stupid T shirt. Big Johnson back in the 80s. Yeah. Oh my God. We are sophomore. Well, I mean, what do you say? I forgot how fun it is to be a teenager again.

[J.D. Ryan]

What fun it is to be teenager.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's hard for me. And I'm glad that we're not on in Dallas this moment. I can talk about this. It's hard for me. I've got a 15 year old daughter that's pretty sharp.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's really hard for me to parent her because with what I do in the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it's very contradictive to what I'm telling her to do in life.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm quite aware I had a 15 year old when I was on that other show and it was very difficult to play one role on the air and come home and be dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, she's smart enough to know it's not a role. That is true. What I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly.

[Bobbo]

What did you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did I do?

[Bobbo]

When you ain't done nothing wrong, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but just, just the, you know, talking. We talk a lot of, about. About a lot of shady crap in life.

[Bobbo]

Well, own it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean you don't want them thinking that. That's good.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but 15 is the new 35.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't no blank.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, they're smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's why I'm trying to keep her, you know, down.

[Bobbo]

I wouldn't go back to 15 year old daughters for nothing. Man, this day and age.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you tell your kids, Jenny?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, it was. Again, it was just part of the. It's part of the show. It's a show. Exactly. There's a. There's a thing called a show. And people do things on a show that you don't do in real life. It's why there's flying monkeys in movies, but there are not really flying.

[John Clay Wolf]

My mom found Jewel cigarettes in her wallet, which are E cigarettes. These little plug in electric cigarettes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and this is, I mean, she's, she's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think cigarettes are even cool with kids anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're not cigarettes. They're like, they're vape. They're little baby teeny vapes.

[Michael Turley]

Now the vape thing's real big.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exact. Cool.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that.

[Bobbo]

It's still nicotine. It's still nicotine and that's not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a gateway drug. But she just, it's not going to give her cancer.

[Bobbo]

It's not going to give her carbon monoxide poisoning, you know.

[Michael Turley]

We don't know what it will give them though.

[John Clay Wolf]

She just, she just didn't strike me as that kid.

[Bobbo]

It'll give him a nice cool vanilla flavor, that's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all. If you saw Lucas, if he had E cigs. What is he in eighth grade?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he had these little kitty. You know what they are, these little vape. Well, so you're in his room and you open his drawer and there they are. What do you say? Lucas, Little Lucas. I've known him for a long time. You have to.

[Michael Turley]

I'd confront him asking, hey, where'd you get these from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so then what? He got them? What are you gonna go beat somebody up?

[Michael Turley]

No, just. That's where you start figuring out, okay, who's he hanging out with and the influences that's coming down the line because it's. Unless he went and got him himself, then that's a whole different story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Story. I mean, tab. And I was like, I was like, don't tell me about your friends. I don't care. She's owned right up. No, they're mine. Where'd you get them? I bought them from a guy at school. I'm like, what do you say? Then you're like, okay, I gotta Run.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm gonna go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just rang.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go take a daddy lesson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? Yeah, I mean, exactly.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, why? You know, did I smoke cigarettes in high school?

[Michael Turley]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, did I smoke a lot of them? No. Did I drink beer in high school? Of course. Like, probably too much. It. I mean, she can't hear me right now. It's this good. But yeah. I mean, 15. Yeah. I mean, there were big parties in high school was great. And you got to learn to pace yourself and not overdo it. Don't take shots. Oh, dude. Would I smoke cigarettes when I was drinking beer at a keg party and when I was 15? Absolutely. So what are you supposed to say to your kids?

[Bobbo]

Be honest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Honest Help guys say I did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go buying beer.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it wasn't a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was it not.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because smoking is not healthy. The truth is because smoking leaks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a great idea. I had a blast doing it. I'm 46 now, and I'm looking back, and it was like the best time of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, and you're still on. You're still on tobacco products.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been doing that since I was in sixth grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

And, you know, that's very helpful.

[Bobbo]

Healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my blood work test the other day, nothing came up on that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, you're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you're gonna. Now you're gonna defend tobacco to me, Bobby, No. As you go outside and smoke, you're gonna defend tobacco? Yes. Yes. Drinking whiskey and smoking tobacco. Yes. It's a healthy lifestyle.

[Bobbo]

Luckily, I'm a grown ass man, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Doesn'T make it healthy. You don't have to defend anything to me. But we're talking. Talking about his child.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a girl. If it's a boy, it'd be different.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would it be different?

[Caller]

Holy crap.

[Bobbo]

We weren't talking about his child at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking different.

[J.D. Ryan]

It would. How would it be different?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not allowed to ride in the cars with boys.

[Bobbo]

John's a grown ass man.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not a child. We're talking about a child. You kill yourself however you want to.

[Bobbo]

We're talking about a child anytime. Listen here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess that's the question. Is 15 a child anytime?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, it is.

[Bobbo]

You get on health. I just think to myself, I know, go look.

[J.D. Ryan]

I go. I think to myself for the yes. I also look in the M and say, yes, I'm fat.

[Bobbo]

Okay, here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

So are you JD?

[Bobbo]

JD's on the death Thing again.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just about being healthy.

[Bobbo]

Maybe J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could turn this into an airplane.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not about being healthy. It's about living long enough to fly an airplane.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's about passing that medical for a Class 3 Airman certificate.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. That's not right at all. Nice way to derail it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I. I think the kids today aren't worse than we were, but. But they're just as bad. I don't know. I don't know what to do.

[Bobbo]

They're precisely the same, but there is a lot more information at their fingertips. And they know more than we did. Yeah, they absolutely know more. And share more and say more than.

[Michael Turley]

We did at an earlier age. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Substance wise, I think it's probably just the same. Fellas, we're all here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I don't know, man. I'm nervous about it. I don't know. As long as you. As long as they keep them off them the crap, keep them busy.

[Bobbo]

There you go.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the crap?

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep them busy is a key.

[Bobbo]

Speed, coke, heroin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Teach them to fly, they won't have any money for drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good point. I don't know. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, here we go. 800, radio. Baba. When you were a freshman in high school, did you drink beer?

[Bobbo]

That's what I was gonna say. By the time I was 15, it was all over for me. No, I didn't drink beer. But our deal was I would ride with couple fellas that I knew, and there was a whole group. It was my. My cousin Tony and a bunch of us. And my deal was California Coolers. Remember those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Bartles and James.

[Bobbo]

I think it's the last cooler that came in an actual six pack.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Then they went to four packs.

[Bobbo]

Well, all of them did. Yeah, but California Coolers. Six pack California Coolers, man. And three of those. And I was just, just, just right, just right. Mighty fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know what to do. I might need to square up for a while. I know.

[Bobbo]

Just remember this, Anything that doesn't kill you only gets you high. So, Fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Oh, your name's not fan. Quit. Sam. DJ pr. Can you not spell? Is this. Have we verified that? You just have. You. You're illiterate.

[DJ Pre K]

I think I'm still a little bit high. From Colorado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sam, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

How y' all doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good, good, good.

[Caller]

I was getting in on the vape. Man, I smoked for 30 years. I was smoking three packs a day, and a month ago, I bought me a vape and I quit smoking. Hadn't had a cigarette since. Ain't nothing wrong with vaping. It's better for you, no question.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it turns into just such a damn habit of having something. Something in your mouth and in your fingers. I mean, my dipping thing is. I. I don't. Yeah, I don't know. I. My wife wants me. I. I don't even want to quit. I even thought I would quit. I think about quitting, but I'm like, yeah, who are you kidding?

[Bobbo]

That's the hardest thing to quit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, dipping? Yeah, it worked for Walt Garrison. All right, my name is John Clay Wolf, and I dip snuff on the radio.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, yeah.

[Announcer]

We're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know my lesbian.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would you think that?

[Announcer]

800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a Ram.

[Announcer]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'Ve got another one from San Diego. The. The San Diego Bits almost turned into Oklahoma. How many miles can a car make it?

[Bobbo]

Gosh, it really has Hayden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. Hey, does the station that we're on out there, do they play Slip Knot in corn.

[Caller]

Occasionally? Foo Fighters out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like Foo Fighters is fine. I just know in all the markets we're in, when we get on stations, that the rock is too hard. Our. Our deal didn't work, right. Do you listen to kgb?

[Caller]

I don't think you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

I don't think the.

[Bobbo]

The.

[Caller]

The guys living in La Jolla listen to the. To this rock station, that's for sure, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they've got all the money in the big cars, and that's where we make some money. And, you know, we enjoy doing the radio show, but the cars is how we make a living. But your O1 Wrangler with 150,000 miles, how nice. Is it. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller]

It's stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a four cylinder or six?

[Caller]

It's a six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rough or clean? Off the top of my head, I'm thinking three grand, maybe four. I need to see pictures. If you can go to givemetheven.com and send us some pictures if you'd like to sell it for that, please do. All right. And keep rocking in the bay, homie.

[Caller]

Totally awesome. Thanks, boss.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-807-TOOTH. Yeah, I don't think the guys in La Jolla are too slipknot in corn. No.

[Bobbo]

Did you ever listen to corn while snorting a giant rail, Todd?

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never done that, Bob. Oh, 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. But I'll tell you who has done that is our own Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's done everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has, he has written greatest hits albums, future greatest hits albums, while doing snorting of giant rail of heroin. And he's still here to live to tell about it. It's amazing. Keith. Keith. Keith Richards. Get your ass.

[Bobbo]

To say Jones. Very, very nice to say. It's good to see you back in October. Hope everybody likes Halloween.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, in October, Halloween. Yes.

[Bobbo]

Dress up, put on your mask. You put on your mask, get off the heroin for three months.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forever.

[Bobbo]

Make you feel better. So it's the offseasons for Rolling Stone concerts, everybody. Congratulations.

[J.D. Ryan]

Congratulations.

[Michael Turley]

Welcome.

[Bobbo]

Thanks very much. Yeah, at our age, the on season isn't quite as long. We do 40 dates, about 17 days, call it time for a break after that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I guess.

[Bobbo]

That's a lot of work. So what I do in the off times always asks me is that garden.

[J.D. Ryan]

You garden?

[Bobbo]

A garden.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wouldn't ever have guessed that in a million years.

[Bobbo]

I was surprised.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very.

[Bobbo]

So, you know, get out the greenhouse, raise me cukes. That's what I like, by the way, is a cukes. I think that's cucumbers. Do you lot, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Cucumbers, what we call them, right? You call them cukes.

[Bobbo]

Only reason in the world for cukes. Pickles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pickles.

[Bobbo]

I'm making me pickles.

[J.D. Ryan]

You make. Well, you're making pickles out of a lot of things.

[Bobbo]

Me, patented post heroin Keith Richard pickles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your internal organs are mostly pickled.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post heroin Keith Richard Pickle company.

[Bobbo]

You see me pickles? Look, I got a jaw right here. Be be warned. I make them like I like them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'll try.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, try one.

[Bobbo]

I use a lot of dill.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot of dill.

[Bobbo]

Lot of dill. Plus garlic.

[J.D. Ryan]

Garlic's good.

[Bobbo]

Black pepper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good, good.

[Bobbo]

And each jar's got an old gram of phenyl ethamine. Give it a nice speedy little Sardis.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, you can't put dry, which.

[Bobbo]

Is good in the on season you want to do in concert. There is a secret. It's one and you can't make it anyway. It doesn't matter if you try, you can't make it. But here's my secret.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's your secret?

[Bobbo]

Don't Tell anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just you and me.

[Bobbo]

Don't cavalry so tight. Don't count the lid when you put them up. Let the peoples breathe a bit and wait. Six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Eight weeks, nine weeks or 12, whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And here they are.

[Bobbo]

They come out like a lovely Halloweeny black and green hue. Tastes wonderful. Mick calls it. Me Frankenstein pickles.

[J.D. Ryan]

Frankenstein pickles.

[Bobbo]

Those the green and black?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ask your.

[Bobbo]

You put bolts on the side of the jar. Do you know the ketchup company?

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you know, normally when fruit goes black, it's bad.

[Bobbo]

But not pickles. It's got enough. It's got enough vinegar to kill a dog. Do you know the company with the ketchup? It's not the Hunts, it's the other Heinz. Heinz.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heinz.

[Bobbo]

Heinz.

[J.D. Ryan]

Heinz.

[Bobbo]

They called me up and wanted to pass in for me Keith wishes from Frankenstein Pickles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frankenstein.

[J.D. Ryan]

Frankenstein pickles.

[Bobbo]

I said, bugger off, Heinz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Nazi bastards.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not Nazi.

[Bobbo]

Oh, make your own pickles. So there they are. Enjoy them. I'll have some more next October.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you for the pickles. The black pickles.

[Bobbo]

Pickle Me?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

God.

[Michael Turley]

Weird venture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards. How Halloween pickles. God almighty.

[J.D. Ryan]

You asked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what's this new Adam Sandler special on Netflix?

[Bobbo]

Oh, that's great. Have you seen it? We've got a couple of clips, actually, from the new Adam Sandler. Stand up. He hadn't done this in a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever walking down the street and.

[Bobbo]

You say hi to a baby and stick to this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

The baby goes, yeah. And you go, yeah, yeah, that's great.

[Bobbo]

And then. And the mother goes, he, he, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can say hi back. And you go, oh, yeah. And the kid goes, yeah, yeah. And you go, there it is. And the mother goes, no, no, he.

[Bobbo]

Really can say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the kid go. And you go, hey, that was great.

[Bobbo]

And the mother goes, no, he really can say it. And the kid goes. And you go, there it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was it, right?

[Bobbo]

And the mother's like, no, say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say hi. And the kid's like, oh, yeah. Sounds like Keith Richards. Like, what the. Say it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He said, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the kid's like, oh, hi. How are you doing?

[Bobbo]

You're like, hey, that was a full sentence.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's better than high.

[Bobbo]

Your mother's like, what the.

[J.D. Ryan]

So mad at you, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she, like, hands you the baby and she's like, I gotta walk this off. It's very discouraging for me. He said it earlier. And you're holding the baby, you're like, say it.

[Bobbo]

Go ahead and Say it. Say hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[Bobbo]

You're really upset.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mother and the kid's looking at you, and you're like, come on, get it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get it out.

[Bobbo]

It's gonna make her feel better.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're like, you can do it.

[Bobbo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got in. The kids. Help me. She won't let me get vaccinated. Come on. There's no proof that that's good or bad yet. I've been getting sick a lot.

[Michael Turley]

I love Sand.

[Bobbo]

Wait for a Sandler punchline when he does stand up. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it on Netflix?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah, it's on right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Bobbo]

Brand new stuff. He also did a song I don't know if you like. I love it, but do you remember Sandler's albums? He used to do, like, comedy albums.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure, of course.

[Bobbo]

Thanksgiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

That piece of s. Car you have the drop. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Talking goat.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. That's the best part for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Adam. I got a piece of.

[Bobbo]

So the other clip we got is just a little song he did, and I thought it was hilarious, but you be the judge.

[John Clay Wolf]

My hands are shaking. My heart's beating fast.

[Bobbo]

I'm sweating through my cheap suit.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much longer can it last? I. I'm an alcoholic lawyer facing the trial of my life, and I need.

[Bobbo]

To sober up quickly if I want to make things right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put the bottle down, son.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's an innocent man who needs you. Put the bottle down, son. There's nothing left to fear.

[Caller]

Wait, what day is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

The trial was last week, and he got the chair.

[Bobbo]

Well, let's have a few whiskey sours in his memory. Love it. Sandler. So Sandler's back with a new.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, wait a minute. Just stop. You thought that was funny just there? Just that part? Just that we just heard.

[Bobbo]

Put your bottle down, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny to you?

[Bobbo]

Wait, what day is it? The trial was last week, and he got the chair. Let's drink some whiskey sours in his memory.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That is textbook, classic Sandler comedy. It's not for everybody. And I did preface that with, you may or may not like this. Put the bottle down, son.

[J.D. Ryan]

The joke was you were making fun of him, but you actually found a holly.

[Bobbo]

I actually did, yeah. And. And you know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a terrible sense of humor.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You have a piece of pie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet you.

[Bobbo]

I bet you somebody else thought it was funny, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you get a piece of pie, Adam?

[Bobbo]

Sandler's not the devil, Mama.

[J.D. Ryan]

John, do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are just off on this deal. I mean, I don't know, I'm just. I'm.

[Michael Turley]

I'm just sitting here being part of JD's. Not a fan of Adam Sandler.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just sitting here being part of the audience.

[J.D. Ryan]

There were some movies that were funny, but like that one about the golf guy, that was hilarious. That's the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what's hilarious to me is DJ Pre K's game shows. And we haven't done it in a while.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no, we haven't. He's got a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why haven't we done it?

[Michael Turley]

He's been holding on to this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does he have a white, black, Latino or other? Because we can do it now. No, I think.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not on in the. In the liberal areas. Pre K areas.

[DJ Pre K]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a white, black, Latino or other, man?

[DJ Pre K]

I got something like that. You know, we've been doing that. What were they on? But we can, we can play that game too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just go with what were they on?

[DJ Pre K]

All right, cool, cool. Well, yeah, so I'mma read a news story. Y' all just guess. You know what, what kind of drug would make this dude act a fool like this? Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

So nobody wants spiders in their house.

[Bobbo]

Speed.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, they're creepy and crowly and weird, so a lot of people just smash them and throw them in the trash.

[Bobbo]

That's ephetamines.

[DJ Pre K]

Hold on, Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

You burn it. You burn it.

[DJ Pre K]

Although I'm more of a, you know, catch and release cat. I might wear fur and leather, but I'm not down with the animal cruelty. Okay, but our suspect today took extermination to a whole new level in Fresno, California. A male was watching over his parents house while they were on vacay when he found a deadly black widow spider. And he did what any unsober person would do. He busted out the blowtorch and went to work. And the local fire guys were called in. Fight the blaze with which, you know, burned up the attic in the second story. And the firebug was not injured and got out safely. But there's no word on what happened to the spider. So what y' all think would make a man burn down his house too?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like meth is the answer to everything. It's the worst drug in the world. It's the nastiest, most cruel soul stealing drug there is.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is in Fresno. Was it Fresno? Yeah, Fresno.

[Michael Turley]

A blowtorch. He happens to have a blowtorch handy for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's a Mexican guy on cocaine. Blowtorch. Fresno.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with Fresno. I'm gonna go with alcohol. Just stupid drunk.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going crash.

[J.D. Ryan]

This sounds like a good idea.

[Michael Turley]

He's using that blowtorch to heat up his food.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just happen to have a torch. Okay, okay.

[Bobbo]

No. In the. In the modern age, fellas, blowtorch spells methamphetamine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it does. Okay.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, what you got?

[DJ Pre K]

My bad, man. The blowtorch, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It.

[DJ Pre K]

I get where y' all coming from, but the man was treated in the hospital for possible psychedelic drugs. Man, he was tripping off that acid.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, spiders. It makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course. Spiders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, and he's seeing them. We weren't thinking. You got us. You got us. What was his name? And do you have his name for.

[DJ Pre K]

No name listed, but I'm sure it's like a Michael or a Bradley or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a picture of him? Is there a photo of him?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't have one. I'll see if I. I could find one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to know white, black, Latino or other on that one.

[Bobbo]

Antonio or Borscht?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's Michael or Bradley or Chad.

[Michael Turley]

He's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chad goes a long way with a. My buddies used to do mushrooms and. And acid in college. I never did it. They said I wasn't allowed to.

[Michael Turley]

It's not fun. The spider thing is real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you do? Do you do acid? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It was high school graduation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm sitting here, I'm worried about my kid smoking a bait and Turley's in high school, dropping bombs, doing. Tripping on acid. I mean, that's pretty heavy for high school.

[Michael Turley]

It was bad. And it was so bad to. My friends actually dragged me. I got out of it this trip. Bad trip. I was at a car wash and they were spraying me down at a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Car wash. For real.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did that bring you out of it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, I kind of. It's like, okay, what's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you what'll bring you out of it. It's right now. I'm never ready. Damn it. Let's do it again. There we go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'll bid them all.

[Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever tried to put 20 pounds of crap in a 10 pound bag?

[J.D. Ryan]

Every Saturday.

[Announcer]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobbo]

Oh, JD with a funny line.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at that. Happens once a Year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happens once a year, right around Halloween. We had an idea, Bob. Well, play your. Play your clip first. There was a fight in Home Depot. Is that right, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah. What set it up there, Bobbo? You had that.

[Bobbo]

Okay. Okay. We all go to Walmart or Target or somewhere. You have to park your car, right? You come out and somebody's parked next to your car, and they're trying to get in their car, and they say, you're too close. Okay, that's kind of. You know, it never turns into an argument unless it goes exactly like this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I can't open my car. My daughter has to get in. He won't move his car. My daughter has to get in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Move it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You parked it too close.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. You.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, you. You. You. You heard me when you open that door.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did she do this a lot? Is she okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, she's fine. That car is punched too close to her car. Do you see your tire?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get serious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get serious. You see the line that separates these. Now come over here. Come over here.

[Michael Turley]

Come back.

[Bobbo]

This is just for fun. I was gonna go off.

[John Clay Wolf]

This sounds like me. You're. You need to stay within the lines. So do you. Look at.

[Bobbo]

I'm perfectly between the lines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I'm actually hugging this side a little too much. Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Call women crazy. You're crazy. Look, you little. Oh. Driving a car like that, you're not happy, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're an old fart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're too old to be driving a car like that. It's too big for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in disbelief.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I bet you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look at.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You drive like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive like.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You little tiny pecker. That is your. Isn't it? You proud of your old. But it's your car that you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Can't get it up. Viagra.

[John Clay Wolf]

My.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You stupid. Now you're getting off fighting with a woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm not fighting off fighting with a woman, you little.

[Caller]

I'm not fighting at all.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go on, man. Cause I'll take you down.

[Satan the Darkness]

You said about.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's threatening, but it's not.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Correctly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just being entertained, frankly. Being entertained, frankly.

[Michael Turley]

I could see John that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I got in an argument with a bum at the Starbucks line the other day about like that.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was banging on my window, and I rolled my window down and shoved him off my car. And he started crying assault. And then the Starbucks people came out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you shove him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I just palmed his face like, get away from my car, you bum bastard. Which he's not a bum. He probably drove there just to hustle it because it's in a good part of town and Starbucks needs to get rid of. And the lady comes storming out of the back door. Kind of like an airport where you blow the cannon off to get rid of all the butt. To get rid of the blackbirds. That's what we need. Baba, you need to do a commercial. Write this down. The bum honker.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, to get the bums away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, to shoot the bums.

[Bobbo]

Okay. The device that you use to. Okay, okay, okay.

[Michael Turley]

So when you're. When they're begging, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Here, we could recreate it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Late night tv. Yeah. Do you ever have this problem. Hey, hey, man, you got like $5? Because my car just broke down and I'm trying to get to the airport. Do you need the bum hunger from Runco?

[Michael Turley]

Just blast that in their face.

[Bobbo]

Wait, before you answer, I feel funny about that, cuz, like, I'm small town, got time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And I see this going on here in the big scary city where we live, and I feel bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? It didn't happen in the small towns.

[Bobbo]

Nearly as much because I've never seen it before.

[J.D. Ryan]

Probably to be in small towns.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're hustlers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. They're hustling.

[Bobbo]

This last cold wet snap we had even at the 7:11. And they've got those across the country. There's a guy laying next to the ice machine while you're going in to pay for your gas and cigarettes and delicious shiner Bach.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You know, what do you do? What do you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just keep walking.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just keep walking. Don't make eye contact.

[Michael Turley]

It's like cats. You don't give them anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to New York if you want to see. Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't even imagine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

I checked on the guy in case I had to do CPR or something, like I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna put your mouth on a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobbo]

I nudged him a little bit, see if he's alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's the guy in the wheelchair. Have y' all seen the guy in the wheelchair with the legs? Oh, he And I, for 10 years, he and I argue all the time. About what? About why I haven't given him any money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Years, years ago, one of the local TV channels found one of these guys who was famous like that, like wheels, like everybody knew him. They followed him like a day after, and he found him in the casinos in Shreveport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Of Course.

[Bobbo]

Oh, there's a great Stephen King story called Blind Willie about a guy that puts on, like, an army special forces uniform, and he's blind. He stands in front of a big building in Manhattan, New York City, Parkside west, and at the end of the day, jumps in his heat. No, he takes his walking cane and he walks four blocks away behind the building into a big office building. Takes off his glasses because he ain't blind, of course. And on that day, he made $13,000. He'll be back tomorrow. Blind Willie, great story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wheels is that fella. Does he have legs or they just don't work?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think he.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's got legs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he like Lt. Dan? Are they chopped? He's in a Lt. Dan kind of wheelchair. But, you know, he starts giving me the. The pity stuff. I'm like, dude, I was in a wheelchair for a long time. I understand how it feels and ain't no good, but begging everybody all over the place are gonna help anything. So I've tried to con. He's tried to convert me into tipping him, and I tried to convert him into stop being a beggar.

[J.D. Ryan]

To getting a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And. But I see him everywhere, dude. And lately I've been. I've been driving these fancy cars that we've been buying off. Give me the van.

[J.D. Ryan]

You drive it a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leave last night, and it's hard to defend my case when I pull up at the original and there's wheels at the front door, and I'm in a freaking McLaren.

[Bobbo]

Seen him that far away?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

He goes all the way down, up and down Camp Buoy in Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got a mile radius that he works within, and I don't know if he's driving a car or if he's just working his wheelchair. But then I'll see him in another place. His 711 on the other side of Camp Buoy. And I'm in a damn Bentley convertible. He's like, oh, hey, man. Man, hey, there's. There he is. Mister. Mister. Mister. Can't afford it today.

[J.D. Ryan]

You built a repair, mister can't afford it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's just, like, turned into a joke. I mean, he. Like, if I'm in a fancy car, I'm gonna see this guy. It's like he's stalking me. Hey. Hey there, Wolfie. Hey, you broke today?

[Bobbo]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ain't broke as your ass, you crippled son of a.

[Bobbo]

It's so much better than. And the butler on the Jeffersons, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm crippled too. We'll start telling cripple jokes and like slamming each other.

[J.D. Ryan]

So funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's turning. I mean if we had a video of this, we would be playing on the show. Cuz it's terrible. He and I are cutting each other down so bad. It's just. It's insanity. And I did give him 20 about three years ago to shut him up. And that was the worst ever could have done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Feeding the cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feeding the cat.

[Bobbo]

See, I'm just. I'm trying to. I'm trying to figure out how to act because you remember you yelled at me that time, Charlie. We were walking across the alley to Gilligan and I gave the guy three bucks. You go, don't ever do that again. You come back, the angry Turley came out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember the angry Turley? The, the bad driving the road rage. Turley is the best. Do you remember way back in the. In the drive thru when he freaked out?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were in the car, it scared you.

[Bobbo]

Passenger side. Connie wasn't back, it was free taco day.

[John Clay Wolf]

It scared you.

[Bobbo]

And boy, there was a line built up and this guy tried to cut in front of Turley. Turley rolled down the passenger window right next to me and points. The guy goes no, no, no. Put the car in park and was about to get out and I said, hey man, hey, this ain't cool, man. Taco.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not just a taco.

[Michael Turley]

The point. That's all it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you get a picture of wheels? Give him five bucks when he comes over and get a picture of him sitting in his deal holding one of our Give me the VIN signs I love. Give me the me the vin, please. And put it on the show page in front of a Bentley. Then it'll just. It'll tie. The whole pictures are worth a thousand words or $5. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What?

[Bobbo]

The only beggars I've seen were like on Leave it to Beaver, the Andy Griffith Show. And they always would give you a tin can or like provide a service of some sort, you know. So I don't know. I mean I'm totally. My heart breaks. Makes every time, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

The hustles are deep. They playing them deep. And the girl with the kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

And girl, kids, the gas station crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

The girl with the kids is the hard one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey man, I'm sorry. Can you get a body? No, I don't. I don't have any money at all. I pay everything with card. I don't have Any money.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's usually my deal. Because it's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, but if they make it.

[Bobbo]

All the way out to the interstate to the Murphy's gas stop next to the Walmart, you know, that's a lot of walking from anywhere you might live. That's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if it's a job, it's fine to do it, because that's what they do. It's a job. It's a job. Bobby. Good morning. What you got?

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey.

[Caller]

Hey. I was at the seven. I was at the Water Burger. There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

In Wichita Falls, and a guy come up to my window and he was wanting money. Want money to get him something to eat. And I told him, I told him, I said, I tell you what, you take anything you want off the draft menu and I'll buy it for you. And he said, no, I just want some money. So he was probably wanting money to go buy him some drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Drug addict. Just want some drugs. Wearing Wichita Falls. I didn't know people in Wichita Falls did drugs. I guess they do. Okay, my name is John Clay Wolf, and that is a wrap. We appreciate y', all, Bobo, J.D. ryan, Michael Turley, myself, the John Clay Wolf Show Crew. Remember, if we don't beat [e-mail] we owe you 100 bucks. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcast. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today.