#172 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.03.18

Summary

Podcast Summary: The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #172 (11.03.18)

Air Date: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-Hosts & Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Turley, DJ Pre K, others
Format: Freewheeling roundtable radio show—cars, sports, off-beat anecdotes, with car buying mixed in

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Episode Overview

This episode is a wild Saturday morning ride through John’s irreverent, rapid-fire radio world. The crew covers everything from drinking habits and Halloween costumes, to college football, car dealership tales, and heated bets. Recurring characters and real-life co-workers intermingle with show bits, car buy/sell call-ins, and plenty of unscripted, tongue-in-cheek banter. Major themes this week include college football hype (LSU vs. Alabama), back-office “soap opera” updates, small-town oddities, and classic car-business hustles—all peppered with John’s signature edgy, Southern humor.

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Key Discussion Points & Timelines

1. Drinking, Aging, and Halloween Costumes

• 00:50 - 03:38:
  The hosts joke about cutting back on booze (“I’m only drinking four nights a week now”—John, 00:50), which segues into a riff about stocking home bars, fruity liqueurs, and Bobo’s questionable Kahlua smoothie concoctions.
• DJ Pre K’s Halloween costume—dressed as a “white boy,” sparking jokes about being John’s son and hip-hop culture crossovers.
  • “You had the same glasses on as I’ve been wearing… He was like me meets Napoleon Dynamite meets himself.” — John, 04:08

2. Blending Cultures, Neighborhood Tales, and the “Toe Tapper” Phenomenon

• 05:32 - 11:32:
  “White Boy Kyle” discusses being accepted in the Lake Como, Texas ‘hood, buying CDs from local rappers, and further jokes about cross-cultural identities.
• Meth-head “toe tapper” stories—John describes a local meth addict’s odd vending machine battle, painting vivid (and darkly comic) scenes from the dealership’s periphery.
  • “A toe tapper is a meth head…They can’t stop and their toes…If you look under that table, that toe’s just tapping.” — John, 09:24

3. Sports Hype: LSU vs. Alabama and College Football Mythology

• 11:31 - 17:02:
  The crew dives into college football, especially the huge LSU vs. Alabama game (“the Super Bowl of college football”). John expresses major FOMO over declining top-tier tickets.
  • “This is like Hunger Games and Civil War…all relived tonight in Baton Rouge in Death Valley. It’s mythic!” — John, 15:44

4. Small-Town Oddities: Dentist’s Wall of Teeth & Local Lore

• 17:12 - 18:59:
  Small-town Georgia story: construction crew finds 1,000 human teeth in a wall—sparks a riff on quirky Americana and tourism promotions (“Come see the teeth!”), leading John to allege a Texas town displayed a prostitute’s teeth in City Hall.

5. LSU Tailgating & Local Call-Ins

• 19:34 - 20:20:
  An LSU band member (“William”) calls in to talk early game day hype, with John fishing for tales of inebriation and college prankery.

6. Legendary Car-Sales Hustlers: “Tim Sweeney” and Car Buying Tactics

• 26:10 - 33:33:
  Kyle recounts stories of “Tim Sweeney”—a master appointment-setter and quirky operator who turned car deals into catering affairs.
  • Notable Quotes:
    • “I’ll give you 20 grand, but you need to bring us a Chick-fil-A platter.” — John, 31:40
    • “Tim’s weenie converted her—she’s not into men, but Tim Sweeney changed that!” — John, 32:31
      Car buying becomes a running joke: “bring us food with your (high-value) car.”

7. Car Buy/Call-In Segments & Negotiation Theater

• Throughout the Show (esp. 35:03 onward):
  Listeners call in to sell their cars; John haggles numbers, cracks on callers’ logic, and frequently jokes about receiving fried chicken or other food along with the purchase.
  • “I’ll remove that Ford F-250 from your anus.” — John, 36:37

8. Office Soap Opera: Lieutenant Dan’s Facebook Fiasco

• 21:07, 22:15, 24:05, 112:24, 112:44:
  Off-air drama spills in—Facebook “hacks,” sudden love declarations, rumors, and sightings of “Lieutenant Dan’s” marital saga. The guys dissect awkward office relationships as if it were a reality series.

9. Market Talk: Election Hype, Stock Predictions, & Car Market Volatility

• 62:15 - 65:35:
  John theorizes about market swings tied to the upcoming election (“If the Republicans win, there’ll be a 5–7% run on Wednesday”), and closes with car dealer wisdom.
  • “If you don’t owe anybody, it’s hard to go broke.” — John, 137:06

10. Comedy Segments & Bits

• Singing Donkey, Trump Song, Toddler Bohemian Rhapsody:
  Insert musical gags, parody songs (“I’ve been everywhere”—Trump edition), animal sound clips, and a kid belting Queen.
• Back-and-Forth Impressions:
  Keith Richards, Bob Dylan, and more, all in playful, slurred banter.
• Fake Ads:
  Medical service “Anyacare”—for discreet removal of foreign objects.
• Recurring Characters:
  The “Randy the Chipmunk” character bets “400 nuts” on the LSU game and hawks chipmunk nut sacks.

11. LSU-Bama Betting Frenzy

• 80:00+
  John enthusiastically takes action from multiple callers (including a $500 college football bet with a Kia Forte driver) on LSU covering the spread.

12. Reflections on Business & Growth

• 135:01 - 138:23:
  John reminisces about the company’s lean early years, growth pains, and lessons about keeping debt low.
  • “It took a long time to build it up to where we could fire it off to go to war with them [big competitors].” — John, 137:40

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• “I’m only drinking four nights a week now.” — John (00:50)
• “If you’ve got those four [liquor] items in your bar, you can make anything. You make anything.” — Bobbo (02:43)
• “That’s not enough!” — Group on cutting back drinking (01:06)
• “You woke up dumbtown.” — John (00:31)
• “A toe tapper is a meth head...Their toes just tap…” — John (09:24)
• “This is like Hunger Games and Civil War…” — John (15:44)
• “If you want a meth head hippie, Pre K, we can find one of those.” — Bobo (08:21)
• “Bring lunch for 50 people and I’ll bid higher on your car.” — John (31:48)
• “I buy cars on the radio. I’ll be back. Uno momento, por favor.” — John (48:15)
• “We have the drunkest audience in the nation.” — John (90:40)
• “Singing Donkey” segment—sound effect bit (75:41)
• “If the Republicans keep control, you’ll get a 5% S&P and Dow bump on Wednesday.” — John (64:18)
• “If you don’t owe anybody, it’s hard to go broke.” — John (137:06)
• “She brought him to work. I feel like a fool.” — Turley, about Lieutenant Dan’s wild relationship drama (112:44)
• “That’s why we borrow a very limited amount of money…” — John (136:50)
• “This episode is brought to you by Anyacare—your ass belongs to us.” — Fake ad (33:37)

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Noteworthy Segments with Timestamps

| Segment / Bit | Time (MM:SS) | |---------------------------------------------------- |--------------:| | Opening car-sales & drinking banter | 00:50–03:38 | | Halloween/Costume talk with DJ Pre K | 03:35–05:04 | | “Toe Tapper” druggie stories | 08:18–11:28 | | College Football (LSU vs Alabama) Hype | 11:31–17:02 | | Teeth in the Wall (small-town story) | 17:12–18:59 | | Office drama: Lieutenant Dan Facebook riff | 21:07–24:31, 112:24–114:32 | | Tim Sweeney: Catering/car sales legend | 26:29–33:37 | | Car buying negotiation bits—food as negotiation | 31:48–39:46 | | Big bets on LSU/Alabama spread | 80:00–83:04 | | Fake medical ad: Anyacare | 33:37 | | Singing donkey/trump/Bohemian Rhapsody toddler | 75:41–78:31 | | Business lessons + origins of GiveMeTheVIN | 135:01–137:59 |

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Tone, Language & Atmosphere

• Loose, unscripted, occasionally edgy: John and crew riff openly, peppering segments with crude jokes, impressions, and car biz punchlines. They lampoon each other, caller habits, poor car-buying decisions, and bizarre Americana.
• Regulars play off each other naturally: Banter, friendly roasting, and inside jokes build a “cast of characters” vibe.
• Rapid segues from cars, to sports, to local flavor: E.g., meth heads to car auctions, small-town teeth finds, to real-time football wagers.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential John Clay Wolfe Show—a blend of car industry realism, true Southern radio charm, spirited irreverence, and a dash of office sitcom drama. The crew’s banter, coupled with car buying call-ins, makes for a distinctive, unpredictable listening experience—equal parts value, humor, and community radio chaos.

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• johnclaywolf.com
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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Rise and shine.

[B]

Rise and shine with John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Oh boy. You woke up dumbtown.

[B]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

I'm not shaking much lately. I haven't been drinking enough. Okay. Sad, sad, sad, sad thing of turning old and trying to get healthy. I'm only drinking four nights a week now.

[C]

We can have some brought in.

[A]

Four nights a week? Man, that's just not enough.

[C]

It's not enough.

[A]

Bobo, how about you? Did you already take that specs hundred dollar Halloween gift card I gave you yesterday in mainline it?

[D]

I have not used it yet. What is going to happen?

[A]

What are you going to buy with that?

[D]

You know? Okay, there are a lot of things, a lot of things I need. I need a giant bottle of Johnny.

[A]

Walker and like a handle.

[D]

Yeah, and a giant bottle of absolute Citron.

[C]

If they've got things you need, you.

[A]

Keep your house in order.

[C]

Of course.

[D]

I have no Kahlua.

[E]

Oh, well, for the morning, yes.

[A]

I think you've blown the hundred already. How much is a handle of Johnny Walker?

[E]

20 bucks probably.

[A]

Right hand. 1148.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Handles a lot. Johnny Walker. Is it like about the price of Crown?

[D]

Ah, maybe a little.

[F]

Little more.

[G]

More?

[E]

No, it's cheaper.

[A]

So do you think it is Jonah Ruben Scotch. I don't think it is.

[C]

It's a step below Crown, but okay.

[A]

I mean, it's scotch.

[C]

It's so.

[D]

Yeah, I mean it's cheaper, right? But Crown is not Scotch. Crown is a blended Canadian whiskey.

[C]

Whiskey.

[D]

Yes, I'm very aware. Not what you want.

[A]

Who is not aware of what Crown is? I have Crown pajama bottles.

[C]

Three legged monkeys.

[D]

Crown is just an excuse not to drink Jack Daniels. Okay? If you're gonna drink whiskey, yeah, but Scotch, you know. Yeah, I like, I like the Johnny Walker Red label just fine.

[A]

So you need a bottle of scotch, a bottle of Citron and a Kahlua Klua.

[D]

Yeah, and maybe some Midori melon liqueur.

[A]

Oh, what are you making? You got like teenagers over at your house.

[D]

If you got those four items in your bar. You make anything? You make anything.

[A]

Come here, honey. Come over to Your Uncle Bobbo's house. I'll make y' all a smoothie.

[D]

Hey, come on. Come on.

[A]

Make you a smoothie.

[C]

Make you a smoothie.

[A]

We'll talk about that. About how much your body's changed. I'm seeing you're being creepy with this fruity crap, trying to lure in young girls.

[D]

I know what you're saying. You notice everybody here just gets dead silent and lets you go.

[C]

We're just going to back away?

[A]

Well, you're the one with the fruity pebbles.

[D]

You're the one who's been so focused and capable for a couple of weeks. Don't screw up now.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

You're the captain of this thing. This is your ship.

[A]

Where is. Where's Kyle Casey? I want him to come up and talk about his old manager, Tim Sweeney today.

[D]

White Boy Kyle.

[A]

White boy Kyle. DJ Pri K. Good morning.

[H]

What's up? What's up? What's the damn deal, baby?

[A]

How was your Halloween?

[H]

My Halloween was pretty uneventful, man. I mean, I had a real nice costume, though, if you. If you ain't see it.

[A]

Oh, you did go to the Jungle show page. It's on there. I've watched it. DJ Prek dressed up as a white boy for Halloween.

[C]

Indeed. You knew.

[A]

But I think that you were. You were flaring me.

[H]

You know what's funny?

[A]

What?

[H]

I had a whole bunch of people ask me if I was your son that day.

[A]

Oh, my God. Oh, stop.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I'm serious, babe. I can see it that you had the same glasses on as that I've been wearing for the past couple years. I mean, short of the dork sock. He was like me meets Napoleon Dynamite. Meets himself.

[E]

He was a clean shave away. And a mustache from Kip from. From Napoleon Dynamite.

[A]

Yeah.

[H]

Where's my lafond at, man? I'm looking for.

[A]

And what inspired you to do that?

[H]

Man, I went to Party City, you know, looking for something.

[A]

You know, they give you a discount, a previous employee discount.

[H]

I mean, they're not supposed to, but they might hook me up still, you know, I. Look, I'm the Party City don, man.

[A]

They.

[H]

They do what I want over there, okay? But, you know, I went there looking for something for, you know, this little Halloween contest we had. But, you know, I couldn't find anything that was fitting. And, you know, I didn't really want to spend too much bank. So I just figured, man, let me go home, put on some of my good old white boy clothes and get my.

[A]

Hey, howdy.

[H]

How you doing?

[A]

On right did you go around? Did you go out Wednesday night?

[H]

No, I didn't do. Do nothing Wednesday night.

[A]

It was all.

[H]

It was all morning, man.

[A]

When you go hang out in the hood in the ghetto and you drink, and you drink the malt and on the empty lot, you know the scene in the summertime. Yeah.

[H]

Chilling in the hood.

[A]

Are you accepted as a black person?

[H]

I'd say generally so, man. I haven't really come across too many people that have a problem with, you know, how I am or who I am.

[A]

We the. The studio in the office, DFW backs up to the ghetto. It's like the front side is the nicest part of town. And the backside is the hood. So do you ever make it back there and have you made friends? Oh, yeah.

[H]

Lake Como, Texas, baby. I got people in Como, man. My boy AG Foe, you know, Casper, G, all them. You know it's going down.

[A]

Yeah, Tron. Yeah, yeah. So what do you do when you.

[H]

Go back there, man? Usually I'm buying CDs from local rappers.

[E]

CDs?

[A]

CDs.

[H]

Hell yeah. We still buy CDs around here, baby. Got to support the local community.

[A]

So you're saying that they haven't upgraded the tech yet, man?

[H]

I mean, I like CDs, man, you know. I mean, what am I supposed to buy? USB drive or something?

[A]

You're old school. You go CDs.

[H]

Hey, y' all still rock. Cassette tapes too, man. I ain't tripping.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Ready? Dan. Do you. Have you ever gotten any of them? Have you ever had a black girlfriend?

[H]

I have not, man.

[A]

Big old curvy.

[F]

You know.

[G]

I was at a rap show.

[A]

Make a good motorcycle jump.

[H]

I was at a rap show last night.

[A]

Make a good motorcycle jump. You don't get it. I got it. You were at rap concert last night. What were you saying, dj? I'm sorry.

[H]

I was saying, man, I was at a rap show last night and the talent out there was.

[A]

Man, you haven't had one yet.

[H]

Thicker than a possum with the mumps, man.

[A]

We need to do that.

[C]

We need to put together a concert with him.

[A]

A concert? Yeah.

[C]

Like just a 45 minute set of his best raps.

[E]

45?

[A]

You've never.

[H]

Wow.

[C]

If you have a CD.

[A]

Yeah. You've never had a black girlfriend.

[H]

I have not.

[A]

If you're an African American woman and you would like to deflower DJ Prek, the white boy who thinks he's half black or three quarters, I think you should Call in now and we can set this up. Also on our Facebook page, John Clay Wolf show. I would love to make a love connection and go ahead and push him all the way in the middle of the street of the. Of where his heart is right, and I get to pick it. Is that okay? I. I'll steer you right. Have I ever really stirred your wrong.

[H]

Thick and Fine, then we'll be good, man. Y' all ladies call in. Y' all can win my love.

[A]

Okay, okay, we're gonna. We're gonna. We're gonna deflower DJ Pre K from E. Balls. Okay, 800-800-723-4.

[D]

Now help us find a Nubian princess for our friend DJ Preaky on this, your classic rock station.

[E]

I mean, this is. Yeah, we're really fishing in the right area.

[A]

This is true. This is almost like trying to buy fancy cars off of Kioz in San Diego.

[D]

You sure you wouldn't rather have a meth head hippie Pre K?

[H]

Oh, being an azel, I've seen my fair share of those, okay.

[A]

I've had a few. You know, those toe tappers are obnoxious.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Toe tappers, Charlie, when I say toe tappers, I know what you mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

We had a toe tapper trying to get into the office yesterday.

[C]

What?

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

What? Whatever.

[C]

I miss all the cool stuff.

[E]

Oh, our lot manager, Dustin McLovin. Yeah, he actually ran him off. So he's doing his job. McLovin's doing his job now.

[A]

Now what? What was the guy. Tell me the scene.

[E]

So he was trying to walk into our door that we actually usually have unlocked, but it's broken. So he was pulling on it, and McLovin walked around and said, hey, hey.

[A]

What do you need?

[E]

He's like, oh, I'm just trying to see if I get some money. And he actually gave him some money, but he said, here's the one caveat. You gotta leave. Yeah, so he gave money and he actually left.

[A]

We talked about this. He'll be back.

[E]

Oh, I know, I know.

[A]

Was that a bum or a toe tapper?

[E]

It is a toe tapper.

[A]

Bum. Okay.

[D]

Oh, hybrid.

[C]

What's the difference?

[A]

A toe tapper is a meth head, okay? They're just sitting there. They step of their toes. I mean, they're just sitting there and they're just thinking about it and they're just talking and they can't stop and they're. Their toes. And if you look under that table, that toe's just.

[C]

I'm just trying to get out of my skin.

[A]

It's just a toe tapper.

[D]

White boy Kyle does that little dance better than anybody.

[A]

Which one?

[D]

Here's the end of the toe Taber dance.

[A]

No, I have not.

[D]

They look like they're on the verge of falling down. Then they just kind of spin left, you know, with the elbow, and they're all fine.

[A]

Well, we sat there and watched. I had this paint guy, he. Marty, and his old lady. And they were toe tappers that turned into heroin addicts. And that's. That's not funny.

[C]

No.

[D]

No.

[A]

I can't prove that, but that was my suspect. And they drove an ambulance.

[C]

Why?

[A]

Because they kept all their paint in an ambulance. Oh. So they pull up to the deal, and all of our cars, auction cars for that week, and they'd stripe and they'd paint and they'd touch up, and they were just jamming, man. And they were just getting after it. They were just painting. God damn on me coming. But we watched her. Kyle and I watched her. And this is probably back in 01. Marty's old lady, who. I don't know her name, real name, but she had a dollar, and she was trying to get a Coke, and she was trying to get the dollar in the. In the insertion deal on the Coke. And I mean, it was a parade. I mean, she jumped back. Grab her hips, straighten out her pants, get up there close to it, lean into it, and it back up again and all that, right? We're gonna start over. And I mean left to right and right to left. And she finally got that dollar bill.

[D]

In that receiver, and it spit it right back out.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

We finally went over there. Hey. Hey. Marty's old lady, we're gonna help you. Just stand back. What do you want to drink? Well, I'm Doc D. Doc Pepper.

[D]

Pepper.

[A]

Okay. We'll get you, too. Just get out of here. Kyle had to go see a shrink when he went back there and saw her laying down in the back of an ambulance. And she didn't have any drawers on.

[D]

Oh, no.

[A]

It went all bad.

[C]

I don't want that.

[A]

Yeah, we. We. He filed on the company insurance plan. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. The big games in college football and NFL football. Nothing really matters today except LS.

[E]

There's a couple other big games, too. Two hundred and thirty. Some appetizers.

[A]

This is the super bowl of college football for the season right now. Yeah. One, one and four. Is that right? Is number one and number four.

[E]

Yes. Playoff implications are huge because if LSU loses I think they're going to be out. They win, Alabama will still be in there. But if they can get another loss, which hasn't happened. You know this. Alabama hasn't lost two regular season games since 2010.

[A]

Really? Yes.

[E]

No, just regular season. They've lost two because it was in a championship game. But regular season, I mean, so that's. It's a long. It's a long shot, but it could happen. So if LSU wins, they'll still. Alabama will still be in that top four, but it's going to shake things up a little bit because it'll make it where other.

[A]

Bama hasn't lost one yet, have they?

[E]

No, they have not.

[A]

Right. Yeah. Is that the game day on ESPN I'm watching on TV?

[E]

Yes. That game's at 7:00 Central on CBS. But Texas plays West Virginia. There's some playoff implications there if West Virginia can win out.

[A]

Give me a break.

[E]

No, no, Dreamer, not Texas. I don't. Texas is. They blew it.

[A]

Okay, okay. I'm sorry.

[E]

No, no, no, they blew it.

[A]

WV's got a little chance.

[E]

Yes.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

They have a chance.

[A]

I'll keep listening. I'll shut up. What else?

[E]

Michigan, Penn State. Michigan's right outside the top four. If they win and they keep winning, then they'll play Ohio State at the end of the year so they can be in that playoff hunt too.

[A]

So 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our number. Good morning, Baton Rouge, South Louisiana, San Diego, Dallas, Austin, Houston, San Antonio. And of course, the toe tapping Oklahoma City tweakers. My name is John Clay Wolf and we will be back four for four. Thought I'd share some of my favorite.

[B]

If I won the lottery stories broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

First one's from Erica Swag. She says I would pay off my student loans. And then with the extra $4 left, I buy a bean crunch wrap supreme from Taco Bell.

[G]

Hit him up now.

[B]

800, 800 radio.

[A]

Story of my life now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf.

[A]

So, JD Randy Rhodes. Y is not Ronnie Rhodey. Randy Rhodes played guitar for Ozzy Osborne.

[C]

Oh, no wonder I didn't ever find him around here, right?

[A]

He's like, what does Randy Rhodes do here? Randy Rhodes is real dead.

[C]

I'm having a baby.

[A]

Bob's mic early.

[C]

It's very early.

[D]

It doesn't do nothing.

[A]

Good morning, sir.

[D]

What do you say, man? What's going on?

[A]

Same, same. I'm just pissed that I'm not in South Louisiana day for the lsu.

[D]

Why did you not do that?

[C]

We talked about it for six months.

[A]

Multiple reasons. And just being too busy and not wanting to make a ton of decisions and realizing that I was going to be the one that had to do everything.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

That's why I didn't do.

[D]

Not the gig. Not the gig. But somebody actually offered you tickets personally for the game.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

And I didn't go. Yeah. That was.

[C]

See that.

[A]

Right.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

And now I'm regretting the decision badly. I wish I was there. I had four tickets in stadium club and I didn't take it.

[E]

How did you consult me, really? I would advise you say, hey, yeah.

[A]

They were a thousand apiece, but they're worth it. I mean, hell, okay, Cowboy game loser tickets are thousand apiece. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there was that other guy that called in and was offering us some free tickets. I wasn't going to take a thing for free. I know these are too expensive. I would take for free from someone that owes me some money. But anyway, I didn't go. And I'm. I'm. This LSU Bama game is just the biggest. This is a bigger deal than y' all even realize. Nobody in here realizes how big of a deal this is. Yeah.

[D]

That big screen in your living room is a pretty good seat for the game too, though.

[C]

How could this be a. What is the big deal about it?

[A]

It's just. It's just like Hunger Games and Civil War. It's all relived tonight at 7 o' clock in Baton Rouge in Death Valley.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Death, blood rights. Trump versus the good versus Evil.

[C]

Not a silver breath in the house.

[A]

Versus Eagle Virgins could be thrown off the top of the stadium and sacrificed in firebombs tonight. You just don't understand what. What a serious mythic thing this is.

[D]

No, no. Tigers are kind of like the Rebel alliance right now. And Alabama is absolutely the galactic Empire of the sec. Right, Right.

[A]

It's a big deal.

[D]

Death Star is coming to Baton Rouge.

[A]

Yeah. This is the biggest game and I'm looking at tv. This is the biggest college football game in. In Louisiana. God, I don't know how many years. This is a big deal since they.

[E]

Won the national championship.

[A]

Because I think they're going to win and I think that's even going to make it a bigger deal.

[E]

You think people are tailgating right now?

[A]

If you're. If you're in Baton Rouge, New Orleans, wherever, down there tailgating, give us a call. We'd like to hear your hoop it up 8008-0072-3480-0800. We have a great affiliate down there, the Eagle in Baton Rouge, and they're the home of the LSU Tigers. And if you guys are listening down there, give us a call and cheer your crew on. I'd like to hear the. The morning drunks is, as we say, it's hard to drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[C]

There's people who've been there since Thursday. It's like a Jimmy Buffett concert, you know, there's people that won't even have anything to do with the ball game at all. That's just there to party.

[A]

Main street is still the thing in any small town. What's that about, JD Main street is.

[C]

Still the thing in any small town. I have no clue. Oh, here it is. Here's a crazy story from small town America. Crews doing the work on a historic office building in downtown Valdosta, Georgia. They knocked out a wall. You know how they do. Construction crews come in, they kick things out of the second floor. And what would come out of that wall, do you think? Maybe a bat, maybe some dust? How about a thousand human teeth came spilling out of the wall.

[A]

City records, sounds like a Tarantino movie.

[C]

Record showed that the building housed a string of dentists. So God knows who put the teeth in their back all the way back to 1901.

[A]

So when they pull a tooth, they'd throw it over the top of the wall.

[C]

They throw it apparently into the wall at some point. And we have audio here.

[A]

Crews are working on renovating this building in downtown Valdosta. The city says they went to go knock out a wall on the second floor, and that's when they found nearly 1,000 human teeth. Now, some are saying it's a unique reason to come check out downtown.

[G]

There was a lot of time for those teeth to build up in those walls. There was a lot of dentists that were in there. And we're hoping that if this just brings a few more people downtown, then it would be a win for all of us. You know, they come down, they want to learn about the teeth. They want to see the building that they were found. And if they just come and hang out and, you know, buy a cup.

[A]

Of coffee, that's great. That's a win for us.

[D]

I bet they've got a promotion built around that.

[C]

You know, how bad you gotta want to promote your city. Come down. See the human teeth we found in a while. Ellen Hill of the Valdosta Chamber of Commerce, she's promoting the downtown district by putting the the found teeth into a jar. And guess how many are in there.

[E]

Well, I don't have that clip.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Vernon, Texas at city hall had a display of the town prostitutes teeth.

[C]

No, they didn't.

[H]

The town.

[A]

There was one prostitute in the town of Vernon, Texas, and her teeth when she passed away, they kept them and preserved them and they're on display down at city hall. What was her name?

[C]

That's not true.

[E]

So bizarre.

[A]

But we're not up at 100 Wichita Falls yet.

[D]

What if you're able to guess how many teeth are in the jar, J.D.

[C]

Well, if you do that by chance, this is called downtown dollars. Guess how many are in the jar and win a hundred downtown dollars.

[F]

That's right.

[C]

You get a hundred dollars to spend. 100 bucks to spend in Valdosta, Georgia.

[A]

Member of the LSU band on the air with us this morning. William, good morning. How are you? Hallelujah.

[G]

I'm doing all right.

[A]

So people are already in inebriated.

[G]

I mean, most likely.

[A]

Most likely. What do you play in the LSU band?

[G]

I mean, I play trumpet. The band.

[A]

Well, you called me. You don't have much to say. Talk to me.

[E]

Are you at the pregame right now?

[G]

I mean, no, I'm just getting over towards the band hall. Getting ready to head over to the college game day show.

[A]

Did you get up this morning and tune your skin flute?

[C]

Fascinating.

[A]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[E]

No, no, he doesn't play that. He plays the trumpet.

[A]

800, 800. Oh, look, look, look, look. Ready for the big game. 800, 800 radio. My name is Jocklay Wolf. We do buy cars on the air. We will get to that in a minute. We haven't done any of that this morning, but we need to get started. Corvettes, diesel trucks, fancy stuff, big boobs, long legs. The good stuff we really like. I don't want to hear about your 200,000mile 94 Ranger. I'd probably pay more for a for Auschwitz tooth than that. All right, we'll be back in just a second.

[B]

And now we return back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

We actually let him keep his job and he won't take it.

[B]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[D]

I hate Cretan.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

I hate what?

[D]

Credence.

[A]

Cretan.

[D]

I hate Credence. Okay, Credence. Clear Water revivals, long ago rant.

[A]

It was a good one, a little under the radar. All right, Good morning, everybody. J.D.

[C]

Good morning, John, Clay Wolf.

[A]

We've got D.J. kyle here.

[C]

D.J. kyle.

[A]

Good morning, white boy Kyle. D.J. white boy Kyle. So, Lieutenant Dan, we've got a. There's a whole fashion faction, faction of faction of our listenership that is into Lieutenant Dan and some of these off sidebar stories that we've created over the four we've reported, not created over the years.

[C]

We haven't created them.

[D]

He is a very storyable man.

[A]

So, you know, 90 days ago, Lieutenant Dan's ex wife comes into the office and starts screaming, wanting to kill who she is suspecting Lieutenant Dan to be having an affair with. And that woman vaporized. And we. We could. Didn't find her for a while. No, everybody denied it. There was nothing going on. But. So Lieutenant Dan's getting. He was in the middle of a. Of a May getting divorced. And now you tell me there was a Facebook episode last night.

[E]

Well, yes, and I kind of feel bad now, but I'll go ahead and.

[A]

Should we leave it alone? No. No.

[E]

So I don't know.

[C]

I'm confused.

[H]

I am too.

[A]

I need an update.

[E]

And there was these Facebook posts.

[H]

Just boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

[C]

Suddenly there was a Facebook post and he and the. He and the wife were back together. And it was very bold and hey, here's the deal.

[A]

Can you read it to me?

[E]

Well, they're gone. They're gone because I maybe put foot in mouth.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Started laughing. It's like, hey, big, somebody's hacked into your Facebook page. And I started making fun of these posts.

[C]

You know, I went the other way. I believed it. I was Harding. I was. Oh, back together.

[A]

You're a nice guy.

[C]

I'm a nice guy. I like to see a happy ending. And that's a happy ending.

[E]

And I'm mouthing and saying, this is ridiculous. This is so. But you better shut your Facebook page down because your ex has got a hold of it. Yeah, well, I guess that's not the case. And I feel bad because Bobbo.

[C]

But no, wait a minute. But Lieutenant Dan said it was.

[A]

She gave him a ride to work this morning.

[E]

Yes.

[D]

Oh, he said it was hacked.

[C]

He said it was hacked. Oh, he said. He said the Facebook page was totally fake and it was completely hacked. And none of that happened. That she basically got in there and put all that there.

[A]

What did it say?

[C]

So I felt idiot.

[E]

Back together.

[A]

Okay. Hi, everybody. We're back together and we're in love and we're. The divorce is off.

[C]

Exactly. Word for word. Almost.

[E]

Here's a picture of my beautiful wife and Just, you know, boom, boom, boom. There was like four.

[A]

So she posted a picture of herself.

[C]

And there was even. There was even a little quote in there about how sometimes marriages go through a hard time, but you stick it out and you make it through. And, and you. And you're victorious on the other end. I mean, which is. Which is great.

[E]

I feel like it's such an ass.

[H]

I was making.

[F]

Yeah.

[C]

I feel like a fool because I bought it.

[E]

But now we don't know.

[C]

But now we really don't know for sure because.

[G]

Baba.

[D]

I saw Lieutenant Dan arrive at the office this morning and he was kissing a woman before he got out of the car walking in the office. So he's playing the field.

[A]

Who's the woman? Is it. It's not our old HR girl. She left. She resigned.

[D]

No, it was a total stranger. I've never seen her before.

[A]

What? Don't be narking on a homes. Why are you doing that?

[D]

Well, you asked me anyway.

[A]

Well, God almighty, it's too late to dump it too long. I mean, if he's back with his old lady and he's kissing a girl in the parking lot and his ex girlfriend's gone too.

[D]

I've never seen his ex old lady. I work up here. I wasn't.

[A]

Oh, man.

[C]

So maybe you're saying it's the. It's the ex old lady.

[A]

Bros before hoes, Bob O. Bros before hoes. Remember that? Live it, love it, learn it.

[D]

Why are you asking me to tell my story then, John?

[A]

Well, I didn't know that. I didn't know. I thought it was his ex wife.

[D]

Okay, but if I. I think it probably was.

[A]

What makes you think that?

[D]

What vehicle did his ex wife drive?

[A]

I have no idea.

[E]

It's a Hyundai Santa Fe.

[A]

A Rusty Nail from what I heard.

[D]

That's it.

[C]

Cool.

[D]

That was the car Green? Yeah, yeah, that's it.

[E]

I remember because it almost ran him down.

[H]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, did she? She did try to assault him with a. With, with a vehicular manslaughter about 60 days ago. And he's not as nimble as he used to be since he lost that limb.

[E]

Hey, if they've worked it out, that's amazing.

[C]

That's great, right?

[D]

But if, if anybody's calling that a happy ending. You've never seen Basic Instinct?

[A]

If she runs over that good foot. That's a mean.

[C]

John.

[A]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[D]

Just make sure there's not a knife under the bed.

[C]

I hope it's a happy ending, cuz.

[A]

I have Lieutenant Dan sounds like he's a real happy. And then you're kissy kissy this morning.

[E]

And I feel bad that I was making fun of the whole situation because.

[C]

The others got a little crazy and you thought, obviously someone's hacked the website, which would be a logical move.

[A]

There is a massage parlor next to this nice Chinese place right down the street. And on the door it says, we do not sell happy endings. Please stop asking. Please stop asking.

[C]

People.

[A]

Massage only. No happy ending. Reese. No. No purchase. No Reese purchase. Kyle, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

So, Kyle, I wanted to have you up here. Kyle's a manager downstairs and I've known him for years. You've been in the car business for years and you have funny stories, chronicles of these characters and the way that they sell and lie to customers. And it's really just a big web of lies.

[F]

Oh, it's just a way of getting people to do what you need them to do.

[A]

And this guy named Tim Sweeney. Tim. Tim Sweeney. But when you say it fast, it's Tim Sweeney.

[C]

Tim Sweeney.

[F]

Every time, every time they paging him, it was Tim's weenie. So. And it went on for months. No one really caught onto it. And then all of a sudden we all started going. It sounds like you're saying weenie, but.

[A]

He taught you a trick about food and people and closing.

[F]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you want to share that with, with the listeners this morning?

[F]

Yeah. A little background. He was a. He's a burned out stock broker. Real guy trade floor. Walk over, you big, big wig. And had an absolute nervous breakdown. Moved out to San Diego, ended up in Dallas selling cars.

[A]

You said when it went, when he saw a ticker tape for those stock from Wall street, he started like having panic attacks.

[F]

Yeah, he just, he just starts shaking. He couldn't, he couldn't handle it. He lost. I don't know how much he lost, but there was a point where it was time for him to leave. So he was really successful. And then something happened and it was, it was a market crisis and he was in, in the, in the front seat of it and got hit in the wall.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

So. But we ended up selling cars. I walk into this place as a new job, Internet director and the business development director. And I got these, these Internet guys. One of them is Tim Sweeney. And he sells very few cars. Like they didn't know how to tap into this guy. And everybody's like, just get rid of him. He's a weirdo. And I, and I sat down and talked to Him, I was like, you know, three, four days into this. He knows more about these cars than anybody. And he's smart. He's smarter than an encyclopedia.

[C]

Google, they just didn't know how to tap into it.

[F]

Yeah. Once I figured out who he was, and I was like, you're in the wrong role. I'm going to make you an appointment setter. You just set appointments, and we'll have the salespeople close the deals on the floor, because that's where you lose them. You got them on the floor, and they don't. You don't mash or whatever, because you can get them here. So that's what he did. He was an appointment center, and he got to where he. I think his record was, like, 88 cars in a month.

[D]

He.

[F]

He brought in and got sold. He was. He was the best.

[A]

Y' all were paying him for every car he got in to get that actually delivered.

[D]

Yeah, he was just.

[F]

He was. He was. He murdered it. We finally found something he could do.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

So anyway, how he does it.

[A]

To make a long story short, how.

[F]

He does it is what he says to people.

[C]

You know, what does he say?

[F]

Everybody was taking $10,000 off of these tundras. Everybody in town, across the. Across the nation. 10,000 off tundras. They weren't taken off. This is 07. So he says, I'm gonna get this guy. He won't call me back. I'm gonna send him an offer. I'm gonna take a thousand dollars off. The guy immediately calls, goes, why are you. What. What is this? Everybody's doing $10,000 off. And he's like, well, I got $10,000 off. Did you read thousand? Next thing you know, the guy shows up and buys a car. Ah, he would do something different on everybody.

[C]

I got you.

[F]

And. And one day I was like. I was like, what are we gonna eat, Sweeney? We're all hungry in here. There's a room of, like, 12 people. I'm like, what are we gonna eat? And next thing, he goes, watch this. So the next guy coming in is upside down. He's like, listen, I know you're upside down. You're upside down bad. And I got a sales manager. It's. It's. We got 55 salespeople that are running around like mental patients. And.

[D]

And.

[F]

And there's no food. If you do this, I can get you out of this car. And the guy's like, well, okay. What are you talking about? He's like, okay, well, right when you take a left in Maine, you'll see a. There's going to be a Kentucky Fried Chicken. You need to get in there, and I need you to get two large family buckets and bring those in with you. You do that, and I'm gonna get you out of this deal.

[C]

Get out of here.

[F]

Next thing you know, this dude shows up at the front and they're paging Tim Sweeney. This guy's holding all this chicken at the front door. We take it up to the sales desk. We're working deals, and it turns into something that he. He starts using this religiously. Oh my gosh. All kinds of stuff.

[A]

He's on the turn into a catering racket. It was.

[F]

And it. It was crazy. Guys say, okay, I can be there at 5:30. He's like, man, you're gonna miss the dolphin show at 3:30. And. And they're like, what? And people racing in.

[A]

The dolphin show, the dolphin show.

[F]

He'd say all kinds of crazy things. There was one time where you could hear music in the background. Someone he was talking to. He's like, hey, whoa, whoa, what was that I just heard? And the guy goes, oh, I play music. He goes, what was that instrument? A banjo. And the guy goes, yeah. He's like, listen, you got to play a song for me. So the guy starts play, no, no.

[D]

No, no, no, no, Not.

[F]

Not over the phone. You got to bring that into the dealership. I got to hear this. And I'm not talking about no, you know, battle and banjos. I want to hear some Roy Clark Hee haw. Like I grew up watching when I was a kid with my granddad. Next thing you know, Tim Sweeney. I. I asked who's here? He's like some guy with a banjos up front playing a banjo.

[A]

At the dealership.

[F]

At the dealership.

[A]

So the things people will do to get car deals, we need to incorporate [e-mail] because we're negotiating with these people all the time. And I'm spending a thousand dol. So if you guys could start like, working the bumps, like, I will go 20 grand, but you need to bring us a chick fil. A platter.

[C]

Seriously, bring it up here.

[A]

Get him involved in a little Johnny Walker for Bobbo.

[D]

I met the buyer, and I approved this message.

[A]

We buy so many cars if y' all start working that right? We could have every day catered, and you could line them up on Thursday when you bring it in. This is what you need to bring. I'm going to 18:5. But you're bringing lunch for 50 people. It costs $350, $400. So if you give them a thousand dollar bump, if they'll do the catering thing. I'm liking it. I'm all over it.

[C]

Great.

[A]

Tim Sweeney. Tim Sweeney. Here's the part you didn't tell him. So, Kyle. Can I tell this part?

[H]

Sure.

[A]

Okay. Kyle's mother is. Is she Democrat?

[F]

It depends on how I approach it.

[A]

Okay, well, she's a. She's GTLB or whatever it's called.

[C]

Okay, we got it.

[A]

Rainbow.

[C]

Yeah, she likes.

[A]

She. She's not into men.

[C]

We understand.

[A]

Cool lady. I'll love her. She's a lesbian, right? Tim's weenie converted her. Oh, that's how slick this guy is. So he wound up shacking up with Kyle's mom, converting her to the other side. She's back into men. Life is good. He's going to be Kyle's brother in law. And then he died of a heart attack. So because Tim Sweeney had a little cocaine problem? Maybe.

[F]

Well, he was definitely a severe alcoholic. He was leaving Las Vegas and he left eventually.

[C]

Eventually.

[A]

Does your mom still talk about Tim Sweeney?

[F]

Not a little bit.

[D]

He was.

[F]

He was very different. He was really one of my best friends in the world. Yeah, that. That was weird. I brought him back from Florida. We went down to Florida and sold some cars.

[A]

We got 14 seconds. I don't have a story. I can't make it to Florida.

[C]

In.

[A]

Back in 11 seconds. My name's John Clay Wolf. We buy cars in the radio we see on. Hold there. We'll get into them. Everybody else call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Bring me some chicken. Damn it.

[F]

Bring me some chicken.

[D]

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[A]

Vegas next Saturday, which will see you on our number four, by the way.

[C]

They're joining us.

[A]

Yeah, picking up the. They got the ratings back from the Nielsens and they're pretty damn good out there. They like us. Sin City 800.

[C]

How perfect for the last 20 minutes of this show.

[A]

Well, we, we, we. We've had our. We've had our warm up hour that we just picked up like 20 more affiliates right now. They start at 9 o'. Clock.

[C]

Well, you guys missed the really best part. You need to go back and listen to the podcast.

[A]

The podcast is on john claywolf.com and John Clay Wolf show on Facebook. But yeah, we had some good hour. Number one.

[C]

Really juicy stuff material.

[A]

Colin. Oh, 8F250FX4 with gazillion million zillion miles on it. Extended cab. Not crew but extended. Right?

[G]

Yep, that's me.

[A]

Yeah, I think it's a five grander.

[G]

Really? That low? Well, I didn't think it was going.

[A]

To go that low. It's 255, 000 miles on an extended cab. Leather navigation. Extended cab. Right.

[G]

That's a workhorse, man.

[A]

I hear you. But I mean, you know, how far is it going to go? And when the motor blows, what's it worth? It's worth.000. So I mean it's worth $500 to the parts guy. I mean the motor cost way more than the car's worth. And at 255, you know, it's just. You're just dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight waiting for the damn head to blow off of it. So I don't know. Five, six grand is what I think.

[G]

So I got ramroded when I bought the thing at 200,000. Huh?

[A]

Yeah. You took a long stiffy in the backside.

[H]

Wow.

[A]

800. 817.

[G]

Take me to lunch.

[D]

Call. And you care.

[A]

All right, I'm luck. We'll remove that Ford F250 from your anus. 800-800-7234.

[D]

Discreet.

[A]

Eddie. Cousin Eddie. Good morning.

[G]

Hello.

[A]

What you got?

[G]

I got a 12 Chevy Avalanche.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

LT. It's black with leather.

[A]

Okay. Does it have sunroof?

[G]

No sunroof.

[A]

Leather. 12 Chevy Avalanche with 118, 000 miles two wheel drive. Crew cab leather. Average. Rough or clean?

[G]

Average. It's got a little whiskey down on the fender, but it's not bad.

[A]

Okay, if I give you ten grand, are you gonna sell that bitch?

[G]

Thinking a little more than that.

[A]

Well, what's it take to buy it? 11, 5, 12 avalanche with 118. 12 avalanche. Kinda look at it like a Tahoe, but it doesn't. It's not an LTZ, just a LT. What's a 12 Tahoe worth with 118? It's about that whiskey dent. How much on the whiskey dent? A nickel. How much cost to fix it? 500.

[G]

Yeah, probably something like that. I mean, it's, you know, small in your fist. It's not bad.

[A]

Don't you. I don't want you to fist me. I just want to buy a car that'll make a little bit of money. Turley, you had to dump that. Did you really have to dump that? You really. He's the one who brought up the fist, not me. That's it.

[E]

There you go. Leave it there.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Running out of delay.

[A]

Turley just dumped me again.

[C]

I agreed with him.

[D]

The mouth bones connected to the brain bones.

[A]

Okay. Anyway, back to Ed's 12 avalanche. If I give 11 grand, do I own it?

[G]

You come pick it up?

[A]

No. I'll give you 11. Two fifty and you bring it to me. And $250 worth of chicken.

[F]

There you go.

[A]

But you get to eat with us. And you get to sit in on the show next week. Oh.

[G]

Oh, okay.

[C]

That's a deal.

[A]

All right, that's a deal. Hey, hit the sounder, Turley.

[G]

Chicken. Live or dead?

[A]

Dead. I want, I want, I want.

[E]

What?

[A]

What? Who do we want it from?

[H]

Where's he at?

[A]

Is he local? Popeyes is good. Yeah, that's good. Popeyes.

[C]

Spicy.

[A]

So we want spicy. Half spicy, half regular. Popeyes bring it to us Monday and. And then you come back next Saturday and sit in on the show. 11, 250 for a 12 Chevy Avalanche with a whiskey dent. A dent the fist size. 118, 000 mile, two wheel drive. Okay, cool. Loaded into givemetheven.com, go to givemetheven.com, load it up and on the notes, put the chicken part of the deal, too, so it gets entered in the process on the po.

[G]

All right, Fair enough.

[A]

Thank you.

[E]

Wait. So that's gonna be on the purchase order.

[A]

Tim's weenie rides again, right?

[C]

Tim Sweeney.

[A]

Tim Sweeney rides again.

[F]

That's a lot of chicken, too.

[A]

Well, it's gonna be on the terms, you know, like on our cr. On a condition report.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

Before we hand over the check, there's some checklists we go through. Where's the Damn chicken?

[C]

Sure.

[A]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. All those kunas in Louisiana. Hell Yeah. Hey, man, I'll gumbo in this trade.

[C]

You know what they feed each other Louisiana gumbo.

[D]

Absolutely, Popeyes. 250 will get you about three buckets.

[A]

We need. You know what? We didn't do that. We need the Oak Ridge boys leaving Louisiana in the broad daylight. Song for. For this big day today because this is a big day. This. This is Louisiana's day. This is. They're hosting the super bowl today at 7 o'.

[D]

Clock.

[A]

That's what's going on. It's bigger than the Super Bowl. The retards out there that don't think that this is bigger than the super bowl, that's their problem. All the coolnesses and myself know better. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Thank you. Wants money to build power plant. No. Okay. 800-800-Radio.

[F]

Good morning.

[A]

You're on the air.

[G]

Hey, I'm calling. Give me the Ben.

[A]

Yep, yep, yep. You're on the air with me.

[G]

Hey, what's going on, man? I got a 05F250XL work truck.

[A]

How many miles?

[G]

82, 000.

[A]

Long bad or short?

[G]

Long bad. Eight foot.

[A]

Is it a single cab or extended cam?

[G]

Single cab.

[A]

Six cylinder or eight?

[G]

Eight cylinder.

[A]

Average. Rough or clean? Two or four wheel driven?

[G]

Two wheel.

[A]

Four grand.

[G]

Let's do it.

[A]

All right, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's do it in. We have a slot available for Tuesday or Wednesday food. So if so, keep that in mind. We. Monday's filled with chicken. All right, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Richard and corpus, good morning.

[G]

Can you hear me?

[A]

I can hear you. I can hear you. Go ahead. Richard.

[G]

Who is this?

[A]

This John Clay.

[G]

Oh, yeah, on the radio.

[A]

You're on the radio. Tell us. Tell us about it.

[G]

Oh, I didn't want to do it on the radio.

[A]

No, tell me.

[G]

Keep it kind of quiet.

[A]

Oh, no, you got to tell me. You got to tell me.

[G]

I want to put together a power plant to have it patented.

[A]

What's going to drive it?

[G]

You can find for me to put it together.

[A]

What's going to fuel it?

[G]

It's going to be a power plant that people's going to want to buy.

[A]

Yeah, but what's the energy source? Is it like plutonium or nuclear or Chinese manure?

[G]

American made, dude.

[A]

Yeah, but what, like a power plant from coal or. Or nuclear or like chick like chicken remains or what?

[G]

No, no, no, no. I don't know exactly what you call it, but it'd be gasless all right, good.

[A]

I'll do it. How much you need?

[G]

Well, I'd like to start off with 150,000.

[A]

All right, I'm gonna put you back on hotel pre K to actually just send an email to givemetheven.com and tell me John said okay for 150,000 to the power plant. We're not sure what's going to run it, but God damn, it's going to be gas lit. All right, next 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[D]

That's a lot of chicken.

[C]

Bizarre morning.

[A]

Put them on home. God bless. I don't know, Josh. A 12 edge with a buck 10 on it. Does it have a sunroof? Josh, does your Ford Edge have a sunroof? Yes or no?

[G]

No, sir.

[A]

I'm not a sir. I'm just a John. Average, rough or clean?

[G]

Clean.

[A]

4,500 to 5 grand. Go to givemethe vin.com. load it up. Good morning. You're. Yeah, the numbers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, you're on the air. What you got?

[G]

Hey, I got a, a fork. Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT.

[A]

Okay, how many miles?

[G]

82,000.

[A]

Does 20 grand buy it? No, it's got 82. It doesn't have 42. It doesn't have 22. It's got 82.

[G]

82,000 miles? Yeah.

[A]

What do you owe on it?

[G]

Oh, like 13. I was looking to get more around 10 grand on top.

[A]

Oh, you want 23 grand? Let me look at something real quick. 82 average, rough or clean condition?

[G]

Over clean.

[A]

That's fine. I'm gonna put you. I'm gonna put you. So if I give you 23 grand, I own the car, Basically, I make your payoff and write you a check for 10,000?

[G]

Basically, yeah.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold and I'll, I'll. We'll do the deal. So fire the. Sell that because I just bought this guy's car. Let's go. Hang on just a second. Kyle, grab three, go in there and get it. 800, 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800, 800 radio. Oh, my God. What have you got?

[C]

The news been so busy today. Well, let's see here. And now, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the JD Ryan weekly aviation story. Whether you like it or not, a Japanese pilot has admitted being almost 10 times over the alcohol limit. Shortly before a flight from Heathrow Airport, drunken first officer Katsu Tashi Jitsukawa, 42 years old, was arrested at the airport after failing the breath test just 50 minutes before, he was about to take his Japan Airlines flight to Tokyo. And captain for the flight. I can't do this. He's here in the room and I feel bad. The captain is actually here with us, so I kind of feel bad. But this is Captain Hung one on. What do you think?

[A]

Better than be too low.

[C]

Yeah, there you go.

[A]

Make all joke. We too roll.

[D]

We too roll.

[A]

Something wrong.

[C]

Something wrong.

[D]

You say name wrong, you mess up everything I did.

[C]

What was your name?

[D]

You act dolphin with hook and be what?

[A]

Hung.

[I]

Wrong arm.

[C]

Hung on.

[A]

Hung. Wrong arm.

[C]

Hung one arm.

[D]

There was no alcohol.

[C]

No, it wasn't alcohol.

[D]

No, there's candy.

[C]

No, he's actually blew the breathalyzer.

[D]

That was candy from Spec Liquor. Nice cherry candy.

[A]

Nice subtle pastel. I see. Full of vodka.

[C]

You're full of vodka.

[D]

8.99 piece.

[E]

Wow.

[D]

Save one for you.

[C]

No thank you.

[D]

Make feel nice.

[C]

I've been so.

[D]

Have nice fries.

[C]

So, ladies and gentlemen, Captain Juan Hung on. Watch movie on your fry.

[A]

Hung one on. Good, good, good.

[C]

Japanese pilot.

[D]

We watching Quentino's Pulp Fiction.

[C]

Really?

[A]

Oh, oh.

[D]

Did I break your concentration?

[C]

I think so.

[D]

Funny joke. Bang bang.

[C]

I got it.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

Where are you from? Hung went on.

[C]

He said Japan.

[A]

Hazel, Texas. I thought you were Bakersfield, California.

[D]

No, we know Fry Baker Field baker. Feel dangerous.

[A]

Two hillbillies. Two hillbilly.

[D]

Too many hillbillies like Michael Turley.

[A]

Hey, Dennis, the 16 Rav4 with 6,000 miles, what's the the payoff on it? Are you flipped in or do you own it? Right?

[G]

No, we own it out. Right. There's no. It's all paid off.

[A]

Okay, cool. I just want to make sure we weren't talking about something that was upside down. It's a 16 Toyota RAV4. Do you want to sell it or trade it in now?

[G]

We'd like to sell it. It's all my mother in law and she went to assisted living and it's only got like 6,000 miles.

[A]

Is it a LE or Limited or SE or XLE.

[G]

He got that's right outside the door. Here, let me look at the back of it.

[A]

Sure. The tag should be on the back. And I can help me with this while you're looking. Is it a leather and sunroof or just leather or. No leather.

[G]

No, it's not leather.

[A]

It's probably an LE then.

[C]

Well, he went outside.

[G]

That's the XLE with cloth. Yeah, with cloth. It's xle. She wanted cloth and she didn't like leather.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[G]

No. Sunday.

[A]

I'm thinking 17 grand. I may give a touch more. I need to, I need the VIN number. We will you go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll buy it. I'm gonna put you on hold. Hey Pre K, grab this guy online too. Take his number and give it to somebody so we get the VIN number and get this handled. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. I'll be back. Uno momento, por favor.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

We gotta do do a bit called Bobbos Insecurities.

[D]

How's that?

[B]

See, call them toll free. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[D]

You got a little polar wide under your left porthole there.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Some dude had a 13 Audi A7 that was fixing to throw the wad at it. I was going to try to buy it. He hung up before I could get there. Here's the deal you rich bastard. You pricks have a little bit of patience. You want my money, you're going to have to hang on for 45 seconds. I know you're important and I know you're a big deal.

[C]

I'm big busy man, but go drive.

[A]

Your ass over somewhere else and get a number. It'll take an hour and a half.

[C]

Sure, spend all day call in here.

[A]

Just go to give me the vin.com. i'll make it even easier. You don't have to wait on us to get on the air. Just go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate number, your VIN number and the system will shoot out a number immediately and we'll negotiate around it. It's just that simple. God, I mean every time we get a Ferrari or a Lamborghini or a nice anything over 50 grand, if they have to wait more than 30 seconds, I see them on the board.

[C]

I'm very busy.

[A]

They're so busy on a Saturday morning.

[C]

I'm important. You don't know how important I am.

[A]

The guy with a 200,000mile ranger will sit on hold. Oh yeah, for two hours. And we'll use more in long distance charges on that 800 number than the car's worth. Yeah, but the guy with the hundred thousand dollar rolls, he'll see you got 30 seconds with him and then he'll go sell it to his brother's friend's neighbor and lose 10,000 cheaper than what I would have paid for it. He just won't wait a minute to hear busy 800. 800. You're gonna bring me some chicken, too?

[C]

I'm busier than Alec Baldwin trying to get a parking spot.

[A]

Jimmy in Dallas. Oh, five burb.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

05 burb. S L, E or S is. Is it leather? Cloth.

[G]

It's leather.

[A]

Okay. He put se. That doesn't explain. It's a SLT. Okay. Does it have a. Does it have a sunroof?

[H]

No.

[A]

Oh, five burb. Average. Rougher. Clean.

[G]

Clean.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

65,000 miles and it's got a Bruno winch in the back.

[A]

It's got a what?

[G]

A Bruno winch. Handicap winch in the back.

[A]

Okay. Does it have a lift and a ramp and all that stuff, too?

[G]

No. No, it doesn't. Just the winch.

[A]

Do you want to take it off?

[G]

I can. It's worth.

[A]

I mean, do you need 1500, right? Do you still need it?

[G]

I don't need it. No.

[A]

Did you. Did whoever. Did somebody. Okay. Anyway, we'll get into all that later. Skip the winch part. Let's just talk about the bourbon. I think it's a five grand rig. Six grand rig. That body style.

[G]

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Let me. Let me check. I've had. I've had a little more offered because.

[A]

07 was the first year of the new body style, so. That one is the same body style as a 99.

[G]

Yeah. 8,000 is what I've been offered.

[A]

So where.

[G]

I mean, it's clean.

[A]

Where?

[G]

Low mileage.

[A]

Where? Who offered it?

[G]

An individual.

[A]

Why didn't you take it?

[G]

Not Carmax. Well, I was just calling you to see your show all the time.

[A]

I would. You ever heard of Stevie Miller? The Stevie Miller Band? What's one of your favorite songs from Stevie Miller Band? Take the Money and Run. Take the money and Run. All right.

[G]

Thank you very much.

[A]

Yes, sir. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[C]

A big old jet airliner. I don't get. Why am I supposed to go somewhere?

[A]

Keep on rocking me, baby.

[F]

I don't know.

[A]

No saying John, Billy Joe and Bobby Sue. That story. You need to pull that up. Turl. Zay and Amarillo. 13. Cadillac CTSV. Is it a wagon?

[G]

Yes, sir, no, sir.

[A]

Damn. I am queer for the wagons. Those. Those wagons, they're hot rod. No, dude, they're limited.

[D]

I'm just saying.

[C]

Pull that audio clip, man.

[A]

I'm queer for the wagon. Well, I am. Okay? I am.

[C]

All right?

[A]

And that doesn't have to be a negative connotation.

[C]

It's not.

[A]

That's not politically incorrect. I'm queer. You're quee. I'm queer for CTSV wagons. If you have a CTSV wagon, I'm queer.

[C]

Wave your flag for it.

[A]

I'm waving my flag.

[G]

Okay, well, I need you to be queer for a two door coat, coop.

[A]

All right, what color is it?

[G]

It's the pearl white.

[A]

Don't be a racist. Does that. Okay, it's a CTSV coupe. 41,000 miles. Has it ever been hot ridden? Has it ever been driven in the rain? You ever smoked them reefers in it?

[G]

Oh, those reefers.

[A]

But you have driven how fast? And just tell the truth. How fast have you taken this thing? Top speed. You live in freaking Amarillo, Texas, home of the straight line death highway with no reason not to go fast. So how fast?

[G]

I don't drive it. My wife does. I think she's added up to 90.

[A]

Now we've established the fact that you're a liar. All right, that's fine.

[G]

What? What am I lying about?

[A]

About 90 in a CTSV, you know, you've gone 100.

[G]

Like I said, she drives it. It's her car, not mine.

[A]

I hear you. If it's got a clean carfax, I'm in the low 30s with 40. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to buy it. I don't want to talk about it. I want to buy it. Put them on hold. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Jamie and Temple. This thing's got so many miles on it, it's making my drool run out of the side of my mouth. It's. It's Miley. Is it two wheel drive?

[G]

Yes, sir, it's two wheel drive.

[A]

Let's just look this truck, it's an 01 Silverado 2500. Two wheel drive, eight liter extended cab. It could be rough, it could be nice. It could look like a freaking John Deere tractor. It could look like something that actually has some desirability. I need to see it. Can you load it into the website?

[G]

I will try it.

[A]

It's. Thank you. 800. 800-723-406 Pontiac GTO with 90 on it. Charlie. Average, rough or clean?

[G]

Excuse me, Is your.

[A]

Is your goat your 06 Pontiac GTO? Is it average rough or clean condition?

[G]

I would say clean.

[A]

Okay. Does seven grand buy it?

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[G]

I can't. I can't really hear you. What was that again?

[A]

Does 7,000 buy the car?

[G]

7,000? Nah, I want it a little bit more.

[A]

JD do we want to give 7,000 or is that a little too much? I think it's.

[C]

What do you think is a little too much?

[A]

He thought I offered a little too much. Charlie, we're thinking a little bit less.

[C]

Yeah, we're gonna back it up just a bit.

[A]

I mean, see, because once y' all say no, then now that offers off the table and it opens the negotiation back up. So I'm going to start back to 6500 by the car. Do this, send it to givemetheven.com and beg and bring us some chicken and we might come back to seven.

[C]

We got chicken pizza.

[A]

Seven grand's enough for that old piece of. It's not a piece of nothing, but you know what I mean. 7. What's it take to buy it?

[G]

I was more inclining to like maybe 10,000.

[A]

Okay. If it had. Let's look. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let me look, let me look, let me look. It all depends on how nice it is. It always does on, especially on the older special stuff. 800-800-723-407. Dodge Mega Cab dually with. Yeah. All right. We'll be right back.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[A]

I'm just not meant to be cool.

[B]

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[A]

Paul Simon. Hadn't heard this one in a while.

[D]

That's great, man. One electric pony.

[A]

Cynthia. 06 FX35 infinity. That little moon mobile looking round thing with the big wheels. Good car. Do the. Do the windows work in it? Because the window regulators are bad about going out in those and they're expensive. Cynthia, are you there?

[G]

Yes. Are you talking to Cynthia?

[A]

Yes.

[G]

Oh, I'm sorry. Yes, I'm here.

[A]

Do all the windows would go up and down in it?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[D]

Okay.

[G]

Everything works perfectly.

[A]

The window regulators in those Damn things cost $600 a piece and they're bad about going out.

[G]

Oh, yeah. No, no. This car only has 43,000 miles, like I said. No, everything works perfectly on here average.

[A]

Mmr, which is like a kind of like Zillow, like the market transactions on its four grand. But yours has really good miles and I think that it's worth more than that. What? What? What do you need for it?

[G]

Well, what I was like, I told the guy that took the call. I said, I have a kind of a distant family member on my mother's side that said they would give me 10,000 for it because they know how it's been treated. I didn't know if that was like a family discount they were wanting or should I take it?

[A]

Oh, no. We need to play Stevie Miller again. Oh, we need that as a drop. Take the money and run. Yeah, it's about a $7,500 rig, maybe eight on my end.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

And if that doesn't work out, if the family member comes up with a bad case of the shorts, which we've seen 70, 78 to 82% of the time, they don't fund their mouth. They pop off, but they don't fund. We will fund and just take it back. Give me the vin.com. we'd love to buy it. Thanks. Send me some nudes. Oh, stop it, Turley. That is not cool. Apologize, Michael. You need to dump yourself for that. Sit there talking to some sweet old lady.

[D]

Just dump it.

[A]

That's not nice.

[C]

Dump it.

[A]

That's not nice.

[C]

Of all the other things you say, that's the one that got you.

[A]

I mean, that's just very inappropriate. 07 Dodge Dually Mega Cab with a quarter million miles on it. Average, rougher, clean. Clem Clim.

[G]

It's average.

[A]

Does the 6,000, 7,000 buy it?

[G]

I was looking for about.

[A]

I might give it. It all depends. Again, it's a high desirable car. The miles are crazy high. But it depends on the condition. So take me some good pictures. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we will make a decision. Put on there takes ten grand so that they can go to the. They bring those back to me and say, well, here's one. Takes 10 grand and I'll look. Make a decision. I just got to see it. Send me some nudes Send me some nudes of that one. Send me some nudes of that truck. That's what I mean. Of that truck. Yes.

[D]

Well, now, now, now, clam. If we give you 10, we ain't going to have money to operate the sheriff's department. We can't keep Otis the town drunk.

[A]

Sale ready 02 prowler with 10,000 miles. Tommy, it sounds like a 20. $20,000 ride.

[G]

Is that all you're thinking?

[A]

I've had about 10 of these things, and everybody's thinking's real high until it comes time to get some real money. Like now. On it. I've lost too much money on. Yes. I, I, I'm not thinking that I know it. But take it to Carmax if you want to check me. If I don't beat their bid, I'll give you a hundred dollars.

[G]

All righty, thanks.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Alec Baldwin.

[C]

Alec Baldwin. Hollywood actor Arleigh Baldwin, been charged with assault and harassment after allegedly punching a man in the head in New York City yesterday over a parking spot. The 60 year old actor assaulted someone in a parking lot spot. Basically the story is he had a family member standing there waiting to hold the spot while he drove around the block. And then some guy swooped in in an Audi and took his spot. So he beat the guy up like.

[A]

How many, how many punches did he land?

[C]

But according to this, at least one in the head because there's pictures of him.

[A]

Was it open handed or closed?

[C]

They said it was a fist to the head. That's, that's what the witness said. And it was obviously was enough. Here's a picture of it. Looks like he's given, giving this guy a back adjustment, but.

[A]

Oh, that's a good hit.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Does he have on sweats?

[C]

Yeah, he has on sweats.

[A]

He's ready.

[E]

That's a New Yorker right there, man.

[A]

Hang on, let me see. You're an actor. You got to put that picture on the Facebook page. That's a wonderful shot. You're in New York, man.

[E]

You know how premium parking is.

[A]

You're.

[E]

You fight somebody for a parking spot.

[C]

That's a ten million dollar parking spot.

[A]

He's got it.

[E]

He'll be all right.

[D]

I'm thinking if only Oprah would sock somebody, that would make JD's whole weekend.

[A]

That'd be great.

[D]

Well, you'd love that, wouldn't you? Right wing. You were turning into a right wing.

[A]

Stepping all over each other.

[D]

Fascist bastard.

[A]

If I'm listening to this, I'm a nose.

[C]

How did this become political?

[D]

I don't know. Why are you so happy about it?

[C]

Because he's a jerk. He's. This is the guy that called his. Wait a minute. This is the guy that called his daughter a little pig because she was late picking him up. The guy's a weasel.

[D]

What did he say to his wife on the phone?

[C]

The guy's a weasel.

[D]

You weren't surprised about this? You're not. We're not surprised.

[A]

His wife slept around. Didn't you see?

[C]

Yes, A weasel.

[A]

And his wife, she didn't she sleep with one of B. Rabbit's friends in 8 Mile. Yeah, yeah, but what's. You never. You never got. Maybe it's really not.

[C]

His daughter never got in a fight over a parking spot. No, I'm sorry. I'm from the South. We don't do that.

[E]

Oh, yeah, see, it's a Northeastern thing. He.

[C]

Kind of a New York thing, isn't it?

[D]

Baldwin has, though. He's a hothead.

[A]

Speaking of. Speaking of libs and conserves and all the crazies, we need to get Rush, Rush, Rush Limbaugh on air right now because I have questions for Russia.

[E]

All right, let me dial them up in the ISDN.

[A]

Rush limbo. Good morning, Dr. Rush.

[C]

He'd be the guy to know about what's going on.

[D]

That is really lovely. What are you doing, John? Yes, There's a. There's. There's a Bronco. I've got a blanco Tequila. Makes a hell of a nice tequila sunrise. I'm going to have nine of these this morning.

[A]

So, Rush, we kind of have a Super Tuesday in front of us next Tuesday.

[D]

Ladies and gentlemen, it is a big, big election this time around. Luckily for my friends who are Democrats, let me recommend to you, you really don't have to vote at all in this deal. You've got it made, you got it cut. There's a blue wave coming. Democrats. You're gonna.

[C]

All you're gonna do.

[D]

You're gonna miss the prices. Right. You're going to miss the Rush Limbaugh Show.

[F]

Yes.

[D]

Here from the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. What you should do is, is don't read any papers, don't watch any news channels at all.

[C]

Okay.

[D]

Stay home, catch the prices. Right. It's a hell of a show. Have you seen Drew Carey on that?

[C]

I have. He's really good.

[D]

He can. He really readies the wheel almost as well as Bob Barker did.

[C]

He does. He does.

[D]

And he. He's not as much of a golfer.

[C]

No.

[A]

No.

[D]

But, man, he's got. He's got that wheel thing down.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Anything can happen on Price is Right.

[C]

So you're saying Democrats should stay home on Tuesday?

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You don't have to vote. Democrats have got this made.

[C]

That's just wrong. Oh, I thought you were saying the other way around.

[A]

You're kind of.

[C]

You're supposed to be on the Republican side.

[D]

Don't show them the rabbit in my hat.

[C]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[A]

My bad, my bad, my bad.

[D]

Genius.

[C]

It was all supposed to be. Oh, I got you.

[D]

And after that, you can watch Judge Judy and I Just stay home.

[A]

If you think that the Republicans are going to win the House and the Senate on Tuesday, you need to buy all the stocks of your dreams on Monday because I'm forecasting a Wall street run Wednesday morning.

[D]

Absolutely. It's going to be good for business.

[I]

All over the world.

[A]

If, if it goes the other way, it's going to continue to fall. I'm not saying it's right, wrong or indifferent. Tell you what's going to happen.

[C]

Yeah, you're being honest.

[A]

Just telling what's on going to happen.

[D]

You're not playing the market, are you?

[A]

I'm not sure who's going to win.

[D]

What you do is you overcharge for what you do for a living and live on that. Yeah.

[C]

That's what you've done.

[F]

Wall Street.

[D]

Wall street will screw you.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

It's a tough deal. But if you are lefty, you'll get a 5%.

[A]

You'll get a 5% overall S and P and Dow bump on Wednesday morning if the Republicans keep the keeper control.

[D]

You don't even have to vote if you're Democrat minded. Just stay home. Maybe seven, somebody else will vote for you.

[A]

The reciprocal of that.

[C]

If it goes the other way, they'll probably be dead.

[A]

The car market will come back because it's getting a little muddy.

[C]

Is it?

[A]

Yeah. If Wall street runs up on Wednesday, we'll have a. Oh God. We'll have a great auction on Wednesday if Republicans win.

[D]

There you go.

[A]

Yeah. So yes, I do play the market. I bet cars. Car betting people bet on, sports people bet on whatever.

[C]

Have you ever bought a lottery ticket ever? Lottery? No, I don't think so because you gamble every single day.

[A]

Yeah, it's just, I mean, you know, when we're in Vegas we have a new, we have a new location in Vegas, by the way, on Sahara, right down the street from CarMax. You can run over there after you get your CarMax offer. If we don't beat it, we'll give you a hundred dollars. So literally you just drive into our office one block away from CarMax in Las Vegas and pick up a check for a hundred if you present your CarMax offer. And we don't beat it. Same thing in Baton Rouge. We're fixing. We got the keys to our new location on airline next to Albertsons in Baton Rouge. And it'll be open in probably 10 days. And that goes anywhere. Just take a picture of it. If you go to carmax, take a picture of your offer letter, send it to gimmeven.com we don't beat it. We'll maybe check for 100. We do it all the time.

[C]

We got any slot machines in our office?

[E]

Ah, there's one actually next door in the Vegas.

[A]

So yeah.

[E]

You could sell your car, take that money.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

And then just put it on slot.

[A]

Jackpot Jonies is part of the where our office is. It's across the street from Jackpot Joni. So you can take your hundred dollars if we don't be probably Jackpot Jonies and give it right back to them.

[D]

And don't forget to invest in Cuervo gold. Yeah, that's going to be a good stock next week.

[C]

Is it really?

[A]

I really think Steve. A 17F 350 diesel King Ranch. Four wheel drive, leather roof nav. But it does have 56000 miles. What color is it?

[G]

It's white with caribou brown.

[A]

Average rough or clean?

[G]

It's clean.

[A]

Is it modified or is it stock? Is it all west Texas geeked out or is it just normal like the way you bought it?

[G]

No, I got the ranch hand bumper, 37 mud tires.

[A]

Oh, it's big and. Okay that, that's not that. That's a good look. I just didn't know if you. If you got drunk with your wine head buddies and cut holes in the back bed and decided to cut the exhaust system off and run stacks out the back like a big truck. Like cuz you watch too much BJ and the Bear as a child. You know what I'm talking about. Okay. I think I'm a 50 grand buyer on this rig. Load it up into the system and we'll take a hard look. Send me some pics. Let's do a deal. My name is John Clay Wolf. Oh, I've got 31 seconds. Do I need to go now or Do I have 29 seconds? Okay. Got a minute? All right. Hey Gary. I do want, I do want this car. I don't have time to bid it. Will you go to Give me the vin.com youm got a 13 Avalon Touring with 14,000 miles. Correct?

[G]

That's correct.

[A]

I love the miles. I like the car. It's five year old car with great miles. We try not to miss those. Load it up into givemetheven.com and we'll get back with you immediately. Tyson and Dallas. Are you the Audi guy that wouldn't hold on for a minute. You hung up a minute ago.

[G]

No, I got disconnected. But Tyson's here.

[A]

Okay, hang on, hang on. We'll be right back.

[B]

From the Wolf radio studios it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

You need to do something. What is that? What? But I ain't doing it now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Gotta love Alec Baldwin.

[C]

You gotta love him. We should play the clip of when he was calling his daughter a little pig.

[A]

You're so mean, J.D. i didn't say it.

[C]

This is audio.

[D]

He just hates the guy. He's offended about the Donald Trump impersonation on his. Oh, my God.

[C]

That's got nothing to do with it. You really like this guy. Anyone that would call his daughter.

[A]

Shut up, J.D. you shut up. Can you not just shut up?

[C]

Why don't you come over here and make me shut up?

[A]

I argue with my wife enough and I have to come in here and hear you running your jaws.

[C]

What am I running my jaws about? God, you love Alec Baldwin.

[A]

I'm here to get away from that. Here you are. Just shut up.

[C]

Why don't you come over here and.

[E]

Make me very whiny?

[A]

Yeah, seriously. Okay, now that that's over, Tyson, are you a good lead or you a weak lead?

[G]

Good lead, sir.

[A]

Okay, so you're a real seller. You're not a stroker?

[G]

No, real seller.

[A]

Okay, we've got a S6, which is the hot rod. Is it the Prestige? Yes. They're all prestigious, I believe. How many miles?

[G]

60. About 66. 5.

[A]

What's wrong with it?

[G]

Nothing's wrong with it, actually. I'm just looking to upgrade. I need something that's gonna pull a boat.

[A]

Just put a trailer hitch on it. That's what a meth user from Oklahoma would do.

[G]

I tell you what, if it'll pull £7,700, I wouldn't let it go.

[A]

Okay, we've got a S6 Prestige with 66,000 miles. A Quattro V8 Turbo. Prestige, correct?

[G]

Yes. It's a twin turbo with a lot of extra goodies on it.

[A]

What kind of extra goodies?

[G]

It's got an APR stage one tune. It's got a Magnaflow Catback exhaust, it's got a Rock Euro intake, it's got 21 inch wheels, it's got an RS6 front bumper and it's got an aftermarket rear spoiler.

[A]

I'll give 25. I'll give 25 grand. 25 grand. 25 grand.

[G]

Too low.

[F]

Too low.

[G]

I need a little bit more, John.

[A]

What do you need for it?

[G]

I need 28.

[A]

You need full retail and that's fine. You run a list, you can run an advertisement on Craigslist and get an insurance policy on your health. So when you wind up in the trunk with a rope around your neck and in empty pockets, then your heirs can call us and sell us the car for 25 grand. Because the Craigslist guy didn't come through.

[G]

He came through.

[A]

Chris in Houston. Good morning. Hello, Porsche. Chris, do you really have 29, 000 miles on the 17? 911.

[G]

No, no, no, no, no. 2953. Sorry, it's not 29,000. 2900 miles.

[A]

This is a typical DJ Pre K. He just cannot count, he cannot read, he cannot spell. And that's why his name is DJ Pre K. Our call screener.

[G]

No, no, no. Honestly, I. The thing was, I was on another line and so I, I had to, I was, I was kind of confused at the time. So we were talking about the stock market or something. So it's 2953.

[A]

Okay, 3000 miles. Let's just call it that. Because by the time it gets here, when you bring it to me and have a bucket of chicken to give us. Did you hear the show earlier when we were decided that our customers are going to start bringing us food when we buy their cars?

[G]

That's not a bad idea. Actually. I told. I tuned in when you were. Guys were talking about gambling. Were you guys talking about the elections in the stock market? I kind of. I missed that part.

[A]

I was. My point was if you. If the Republicans win the control of the House and Senate in on Tuesday's elections, I believe the stock market overall will have a 5 to 7% run on Wednesday.

[G]

I agree, I agree with that. I agree wholeheartedly. And that's what we're projecting. However, if the Democrats, which they do have a small percentage to sway that way, that's the demise of the.

[A]

I think it will probably be the reciprocal of effect of a 5 to 7% decrease. Something is. The market will move on Wednesday from the election results.

[D]

No, not, not five to seven. It'll be the demise of the market.

[A]

I mean, but 5%.

[D]

Oh, it's all over. Democrats win.

[C]

Oh boy, here he is.

[G]

I mean, well, here's the thing. You're looking at rate hikes, right? So when they continue to rise rates, you're gonna, you're gonna feel it on the auto side, you're gonna feel it on the home side. You're gonna feel it.

[A]

Pretty much sounds like Chris is thinking that it's going to go. The Dems are going to win because he's, he's dumping his luxury items.

[C]

He's ready to get out of there.

[A]

Okay, Chris, what Do we got here? We've got a 911S. Is it a 4S? A 2S? Is it a.

[G]

It's just. It's a. It's a. It's an S. So it's A2s.

[A]

Yeah, A2s. Non cabriolet. So it's a coupe.

[G]

Correct. Hard top coupe.

[A]

911 is not a turbo, right?

[G]

It is a turbo. All wheel drive turbo.

[A]

It's a turbo Porsche. See, he didn't give me any of this. And this is why the VIN numbers really help. So we have a 911 Turbo S coupe.

[G]

Huh?

[A]

All right, good. What color?

[G]

It's white.

[A]

This is an expensive red.

[G]

Yeah. So it's white with black interior, red center inserts on the interior. I've got you on Bluetooth right now, so it might be a bit hard to.

[A]

Red. Red brake calipers and red seat belt straps.

[G]

The. The caliper. Yes, the calipers are red. The seats do have a red. You know where you're sitting at and your backs is. When your back is supported that. It does have the red there, but the outskirts of the seats are trimmed in black.

[A]

What color are the dials on the dash? The instruments.

[G]

The files?

[A]

The. The dials like the speedo and the tach. What's the. Is what. What is the color on the back side? Are they red or the yellow or the white?

[G]

Like when you're looking, it's red.

[A]

So. So yeah, yeah. The speedometer on the back side of it is red. Okay, Got it. It's got the red accents.

[G]

Correct. Correct.

[A]

A nineteen 2017 Porsche 911S coupe. A Turbo S Coupe. I'm just. I'm saying this because there's so many variations of this car. I don't want to screw up. And you say, oh, you told me this because I don't have a VIN number.

[G]

Right.

[A]

Okay. Does it. So are you. Are you thinking like 140,000? Are we on that car?

[F]

Yeah.

[G]

Yeah. We're in the same. We're in the same range. I mean, we're, you know, I think we can come to terms on it. We're too far off.

[A]

Is there a clear title or do I have to pay off a lender?

[G]

No, it's. I'll make the payoff.

[A]

It'll.

[G]

It'll be paid off.

[A]

I'd rather just make it for you. I'd rather just make it for you. Then we don't have to wait on it because then the market will. Could slip between now and then. It takes a month to get the Titles out of these lenders, by the way.

[G]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, unless it's like your local community credit union that's got the title right there in the desk drawer. But if it's a who's the payoff.

[G]

With, it's the who's the finance.

[A]

Porsche, Audi. Finance. Okay.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

It'll take a month. You send them the money, and a month later you'll get title. That's how long it takes them. They're pricks.

[G]

So what do you guys. What do you guys do with the car in the meantime?

[A]

We wholesale it to, you know, we make on this car. I'm going to try to make a couple of GS because it's so much money. And, yeah, we do the transaction before the title gets here so that we can trade on the active market today and not have to wait for a title. Because then when we get the title in, it may have gone down. This time of year, heavy cars start slipping and.

[G]

Interesting.

[A]

And that's just how it works. So I'm. I'm right around there. We know where we're thinking. I need pictures. I need a VIN number. I need you to go to givemetheven.com and load it up and we will make a deal.

[G]

We'll get it out to you.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[C]

That.

[A]

That call kind of got geeked out. That was good.

[E]

Was it horse fans. Oh, that's a.

[A]

All right.

[E]

That picture of painted was perfect.

[C]

I'll turn the radio up and leave.

[A]

I don't know anything about them. I'm a layman. 8008-0072-3480-0800. I just started doing this, by the.

[C]

Way, a couple of weeks ago.

[A]

25 years ago, maybe Wednesday. Okay, sound bites. Two words. Singing donkey. Do I really want to hear this?

[D]

Oh, man, it's awesome.

[C]

He's been talking about this all. Go ahead, Michael.

[E]

Yes. Every day for the past 10 days. Because he's had this for a while.

[C]

Yeah, he's been sitting on it.

[E]

He'll walk into the buying office.

[A]

Singing donkey.

[C]

Walk into the studio.

[A]

Let's play the damn thing. I want to hear a singing donkey. Sounds like the beginning of a Pink Floyd song.

[E]

So there's.

[A]

I think he's almost there.

[D]

So people around call it the Opera Donkey. And you never heard of donkey? Donkey, like, sound like that. This is a special donkey. In fact, they've got him in a studio mixing cuts.

[E]

There's more.

[A]

Wait, wait.

[C]

Listen to this one. No.

[D]

Wait for him.

[A]

Is that all of Us are one more.

[E]

That's. That's all of them right there. I'm sure you can make plenty more.

[A]

The singing donkey.

[C]

Oh, that's great.

[E]

Are you happy, Bobbo?

[D]

Thanks, man.

[E]

He loves animal humor.

[D]

You got the goat.

[C]

The screaming goats, man. That always makes me laugh.

[D]

Cheers.

[A]

What's the goat?

[E]

Oh, you don't remember the screaming goat. Oh, yeah.

[C]

The Whitney Houston.

[D]

That's been a long time ago.

[A]

I want to hear if we're doing songs. I mean, there's a lot here on songs. What about President Trump? Scenes of Johnny C.L. cash. Classic.

[E]

This is great.

[C]

Oh, man. I have been everywhere, man, and I've been everywhere.

[A]

I've been to Puerto Rico, California, Indiana, Montana, Mississippi, Albuquerque, Minnesota, North Dakota, North.

[C]

Korea, Argentina, Arizona, Barcelona, Baghdad, Belgium, Bismar, Walmart, China, Namia, Disney World, Palm Beach, Russia, Starbucks. Guatemala. Mar?

[A]

A lag. I've been everywhere, man. And I've been everywhere. That's great.

[C]

So great. How much time did that take?

[E]

Was that Fallon or Kimmel?

[D]

That's Fallon.

[A]

One more singing, singing stunt. Bohemian Rhapsody by a toddler.

[I]

Well, you didn't find Dango Vango was a lightning. Very, very fight.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[C]

That's pretty awesome.

[A]

That's pretty good.

[E]

You gonna go see that movie this weekend?

[A]

What is that? The Queen movie?

[C]

Queen movie? The one about. Yeah, his life. Did you know he was married at one point to a woman?

[A]

No.

[C]

Yes. That's the truth. And somebody. According to the movie.

[A]

Then he met you and he turned into a man.

[C]

Exactly it. A man lover. We had. We wrote lots of hits together. That Bohemian Rhapsody thing.

[A]

That.

[C]

That thunderbolt, lightning. That was my thing. Those were airplanes, by the way. A thunderbolt and a lightning.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

You're welcome.

[A]

Randy the Chipmunk is going to be on a little bit. He's got nut fever. Narvel attitude. Bar is headed to Baton Rouge.

[E]

He's our janitor.

[A]

He's going to the game. I gave him my tickets.

[E]

I can't believe you did that.

[A]

I sold them to him on time. He's going to make payments. It's that expensive to go to the game this evening?

[C]

What are the tickets? Do you mind me asking what a ticket cost?

[A]

Thousand bucks a piece for one ticket. Okay, so go to the Cowboys game and sit on this third level and just the normal deal.

[C]

Normal deal.

[A]

It's 800 bucks a pop with parking pass. Yeah, I mean is Cowboys Jerry Jones. Did he make his announcement?

[E]

What's his announcement of?

[A]

Something big's coming.

[E]

Oh, no. He just had Gil Brandt.

[A]

Oh, who cares?

[E]

In the ring of honor.

[A]

Oh, yeah. He needs to. It's. Anyway, I don't even care. Let's go on to the next deal. We'll be back in a second.

[B]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[C]

You didn't steal a monkey.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

This sounds like it started a Tyler Perry movie.

[B]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[C]

Alabama is a minus 14.5 favorite over LSU.

[A]

Shut up.

[C]

That's what I said yesterday.

[E]

They are 14 point favorite in LSU.

[A]

Do I owe you any money right now?

[E]

No.

[A]

You want to do something?

[E]

Do I want to do something?

[D]

This is a dope deal right here.

[C]

On the air, apparently.

[D]

Sounds like.

[C]

Hey, guys, mics are open.

[E]

You want to bet the line on that?

[A]

Absolutely. I'm lsu. I will, you know, with the points. Yes. You name the price.

[D]

Just doing a line.

[A]

There's no lines. There's no lines being done. We're doing a sports betting line on the, on the. The Hunger Games contest this evening in southern Louisiana. Alabama versus lsu. Biggest game of the year.

[E]

I've been against lsu. This whole time I been saying that they've been a soft number, whatever.

[A]

And the.

[E]

And the Vegas believe that they agree with me. I'll go with that on there. 25 bucks.

[A]

25 bucks, boy. Anybody else want some more of that action? I'd like to invest heavier.

[C]

So why do you think the line's so off?

[A]

I. I just believe in my Tigers a little more than that. Down in Baton Rouge on a Saturday night with the, with the air at 60 degrees or 55 degrees and a lot of alcohol swigging a lot of stakes. I mean, this is the super bowl to these people. I don't think they're going to lay down like that.

[E]

It'll be close until there'll be a late touchdown. That's what'll break it up to 14 points or so somewhere in there.

[A]

Okay. All right, so we got 25 on it, Bob. Anybody else, Any callers want to call in a bit against me? I'll take some action. Okay. Yeah, I'll take some action on the 14 and a half points. I like LSU with the point.

[E]

All right.

[A]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We just got a Viper in a 17 Viper SRT in the givemetheven.com bright green super duper package called it green extreme model.

[E]

Buy it.

[A]

You know, they quit making them. The sticker on it was 149. I'm sure that was with a dealer addendum. I put a lifeline out to my Viper expert to get an opinion. I hope he calls. In a minute. Okay. We might discuss what we want to offer on that car. Yeah. The guy wants sticker. I just don't think it's gonna get there. Oh, no More great stuff on Randy the Chipmunk. Good morning. Get in here, Randy.

[I]

Hey, guys.

[A]

Hey, what's going on?

[C]

Hey, buddy.

[F]

Good morning.

[C]

What's the matter? Are you tired?

[I]

It's in that kind of way. It is not central, boys.

[A]

What?

[I]

It is not central Africa. Get out there and get them.

[C]

Oh, I'm saying fall, big time of year. Hey, what?

[I]

Hey. Hey, what takes 14 on Alabama?

[A]

Randy? Do you want to do 100?

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

100 bucks.

[I]

Yeah.

[A]

100 nuts.

[I]

I do 400.

[A]

400.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. I'm good.

[E]

Wow.

[I]

Okay. On the 14.

[A]

14 and a half. 14 and a half. I'll do 14. This 14. Yeah, that was 14 straight. That's fine. So I got 20, 25 bucks with Turley and 400 nuts with you.

[I]

Okay, here's what happens. All you squirrels take note of this, okay? After you get summer starting to roll out, get ready, boy. Gonna be a. You get a good wet spell around September. A nuts are gonna fall. They're gonna fall.

[C]

Oh, yeah. They're all over my park.

[I]

All you got to do is go pick them up. You know what we say? Do you do early chipmunk gets the nut.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[I]

And squirrels standing on the corner joking and smoking and chasing tail. They got pretty tails.

[C]

They do beautiful tails.

[I]

Get out there, get them one. And here's the deal.

[C]

Okay?

[I]

And you're going to love this, John. Cuz I'm a. I'm aure. You know what I mean?

[C]

Entrepreneur.

[I]

No, I mean I got kids out picking up nuts every day. And they're taking care of that. We're getting. Picking up nuts. But you know how you can pick up a whole bunch of nuts?

[A]

No.

[I]

At the same time?

[A]

Nope.

[I]

You gotta get your nut sack.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Huh? A little bad.

[I]

Yeah. Just like this right here.

[C]

Oh, I see it. Yeah.

[A]

You see it? Yeah. That's pretty. Yeah.

[I]

Paper.

[A]

Just a little chipmunk nut sack. 30 nuts and how many will it hold?

[I]

This is the official. The official Randy the Chipmunk nut sack. You're not selling Rock John Clay Wolf show. And you can get them@young wolf.com.

[A]

Oh, we're gonna sell them.

[I]

Yeah. Get your nuts back.

[A]

Are they tanned?

[I]

Well, they're all. These are tan.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Tanned.

[I]

Yeah. You mean color?

[A]

No, like the taxidermy. Oh, that's different. Hey, I've got my Viper guy on line three. I gotta grab him.

[I]

Okay. Hey, nutshack, everybody.

[C]

Bye, buddy.

[A]

We got Paulie from the Bronx.

[D]

Oh, poorly. Won't see him anymore.

[A]

Paulie from the Bronx, he's the Viper expert. Because they get going so fast up there in the, in the traffic.

[G]

Is there such a thing as an expert? Really?

[A]

So did you see the email I sent you on the 17 Viper?

[G]

Yeah, I did, I did. It's a very interesting, very loud car, right? Very, very nice one.

[A]

It's about as good as it could be, wouldn't you say?

[G]

What's that?

[A]

Would there be a better Viper than this one?

[G]

No, no, it's definitely a good one. It's definitely got super low miles. Looks like a guy who owns it has it in a special place. Got a pretty interesting garage and, you know, he's taking good care of it. No doubt.

[A]

We've got a 17 SRT Viper and it's a, what's it called? A something package. A. An ACR in a Viper. Extreme model, carbon fiber Allen. All this crap.

[G]

Yeah, with the rear, with the rear spoiler and all that stuff. So I had like a 150 list or something.

[A]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. So this guy wants a bid. He, he wants148,000 for it. And I was thinking about offering him a hundred and thirty, zero zero zero for it based off of some things I looked at.

[G]

Unfortunately, I'm driving in the car, so I, I don't know the answer to that. I know this is boring radio. Now that you got me on the radio, that's fine.

[A]

Let me tell you what I'm looking at in October. In October you got a 500 mile mile one up in your end in PA that sold for 130. 130. And then you've got a year ago in November, a year ago, same thing in Orlando, blue, blue for 130. And then this October, with 14,000 miles in Detroit, you've got a 1 18. No $122,000 sale.

[G]

So we got the same exact course.

[A]

None of them are green, right?

[G]

Well, I don't know that the. I mean, I think the green is very cool and very interesting. But it's also a limited market too, because even a guy who wants to drive really fast doesn't necessarily want to look like he just threw up on himself. So that's the kind of green it is. I mean, you have to be a pretty extravagant Guy to drive a bright green Ferrari, Lamborghini, Viper, whatever you want.

[A]

To call it, this car's not gonna get driven anywhere. It's gonna wind up just like this guy has it in a man cave that he sits there and gets drunk and looks at it.

[G]

Well, that's true, too.

[A]

That's what I do.

[G]

That's why I said I was in the car, but I'm actually in the living room because I have mine parked.

[A]

In the living room. So what do. Is 130 too much? I mean, I trust your opinion on these.

[G]

Yes. Abs. Abs. Absolutely. Too much.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

You've been at the auction the last two or three weeks. You've seen the excitement, which isn't much excitement for very much, even exciting cars. Based upon the information you just gave me, I would be 120.

[A]

120. Okay, well, then I don't know that.

[G]

You could lose that 120, but you might not make.

[C]

Right, Right.

[A]

And people have to understand that. They don't really understand what we're doing, that they're like, well, you know, you're gonna make a gazillion dollars on this car.

[E]

Well, hang.

[A]

Hang on. I've got a lot of cars that we didn't make a gazillion dollars on that on paper look like they should have. The market has shifted. The. The fall market we have.

[G]

You have 50 to 100 of them a week. You say, oh, these are the best cars I ever bought. I can't even believe they gave them to me. And then as soon as they come in the auction, you go, well, you know, I wish I would have never bought that car because we're struggling to get my money back. It doesn't make any common sense to anybody in the world, but. And they also don't understand that if you don't sell the 350 cars that you bring in, if you don't sell 340 of them, it's really hard to go out and get 350 more.

[A]

Right. In your years of doing this, when was the last time you saw a disruption of this level? How many years have been.

[G]

Well, I mean, there's always a disruption every year when you. When you hit from summer to fall to back to school, to Thanksgiving, to, you know, to Christmas and blah, blah, blah. I think. I think why is hit so hard this year for all of us in our minds anyway, is that it was so steady from January to the first week of October. Like, there were no blips in the. In the. You know, there were no railroad tracks. That you had to cross over to get to the other side. It just continually went smooth. Although maybe we had a run of 20 cars that didn't go well, but every week it seemed to be pretty steady and there was no hiccups and no, no, no, no. No struggles. And now it just hit one week and it was like, oh, I can't say what I was going to say, but, oh, you know, like, what the heck just happened?

[A]

We're not bulletproof anymore.

[G]

What's that?

[A]

We're not bulletproof anymore. We've been bulletproof all year long.

[G]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've almost been found a way to get through everything. And now there's. There's certain cars and certain types of cars, including sports cars that like nobody will look at at any price except for guys who do. Similar to what we do. Go, it's 10,000 up the money. I'll buy it, I'll take somewhere. And then they find out they're no good either. Next week after that you don't have them anymore either.

[A]

I've got to go to them in.

[G]

The last one thinking they bought a 10,000 cheap.

[A]

I'm gonna hit this guy at a buck and a quarter. I'll let you. I'll let you know how it goes.

[G]

Wherever you want. It's your money, however you want. Don't call me for the extra five, okay?

[A]

Thank you, cousin Paulie. Have a great weekend. My name's John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[B]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[D]

What a badass.

[A]

We have the drunkest audience in the nation.

[D]

Breath lies or save lives.

[B]

Okay, this is the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Hey, man. Hey man.

[B]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

[D]

Hey, man, bl.

[A]

I can't wait to see him in concert. Is he coming next summer? Oh, I want to go. I haven't been to the David Bowie concert.

[D]

Bowie died.

[A]

Oh, that's right.

[D]

But you can see Bowie. David.

[A]

Who's that?

[D]

Probably a David Bowie tribute band or a hologram.

[A]

Has anybody been to a hologram concert yet? Royal Orbison is coming to the Blah, blah, blah. I know as a hologram they're coming. I mean, would anybody show up for Roy Orbison if he was in real life, much less a hologram?

[D]

Oh, sure, in real life he's a legend.

[A]

Yeah, he's great. But I mean, you know, being great and having a public turnout for a concerts, two different things.

[D]

I don't know. You know, Jerry Lee Lewis did it until well into the 90s.

[A]

I saw Jerry Lee Lewis play at a private party about 15 years ago. I was at. He looked like he was dead then.

[C]

Yeah, he's old.

[A]

Is he still around?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Is he still playing still with us?

[D]

I don't know if he plays, but last photo I saw was in Rolling Stone. Like last year. He was on a plane headed to a show.

[A]

Hey, would you put on your notes to get him on the air with us? Because I would like to talk to him about marrying his teenage cousin. And at this point in his life, he may tell it a little smoother than he did back when he was probably trying to protect the truth. The. The deathbed confessions are always the best. Wham, bam, thank you, you man. K, Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Yep, he's still touring.

[A]

K, are you there?

[H]

Yes.

[A]

14 Honda CRV or 5th. Wait, yeah. Is it's a 14, 2014 model?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Honda CRV. And which one? There's a few different versions. There's a two wheel drive, EXL lx four wheel drive.

[G]

I believe it's. I think it's the LX and it's a two wheel drive.

[A]

So it's a cloth LX two wheel drive with 15,000 miles. Is it your car?

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, I'll give 12 five for it. Okay, maybe 13.

[G]

I was off for 14 for. So then did.

[C]

Where.

[A]

Where were you offered 14 for it?

[G]

Carmax.

[A]

Okay, well, you know our deal. If we won't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. So do this. Take a picture of the CarMax offer letter. Do you still have it?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Send it in and we're gonna look at it. And if we don't beat it, then we're gonna give you $100. Bam. Just, I mean, I. I back up my BS. I do what I say I'll do.

[G]

All right, go ahead.

[A]

Give me, give me the vin. Give me the vin. You don't even need to take pictures of the car. Just take a picture of the offer letter. I can read their inspection sheet. Go right off of that. I'll either buy it or I will for more or I will send you a check for $100. Okay, thanks. Better have my money come rain, sleet or snow. Not some, not half, but all my cash. If not, I'm going to stick, man. I mean, she sound like a N. I'm not talking to her. I'm just talking to Generalization 09K Rondo. Is this a kickstart or electric Start, Ray.

[G]

Season electric start.

[A]

Does 3G's buy it or 2500?

[G]

I don't know. I gotta be able to buy another one.

[A]

Well, does it have the third seat?

[G]

Yes, it does. And it has a little trunk as well.

[A]

What I've learned is Asian people really like these cars, the families, because they're not as large in generalizations as others. They're small, they weigh less, and they'll fit better in these. So it's a third row small person's suv.

[C]

Makes sense.

[A]

So in that. Yeah.

[G]

Well, the back.

[A]

Ray, are you Asian?

[G]

God. Excuse me.

[A]

Are you Asian?

[H]

No.

[A]

You have Asian children? Like, is your wife Asian?

[H]

No.

[A]

No. Do they fit in the car or is that why you're selling it?

[G]

Oh, yeah. I actually. The whole family and three dog.

[A]

Oh, not. Are they Asian?

[G]

Nope.

[A]

All right.

[G]

They're German.

[A]

They're not pugs. Okay, well, I want to buy the car. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up, and let's think. All right. He. He's just starting his process, so there's really nowhere to go with him yet. A 10 center with 140. Michael in the woodlands. This car is worth $1200. Piece of you there. Hey, Mike, I think it's a 1200 sled. It's a 2010 century with 140 on it.

[G]

I would take the difference, sir. It's fine.

[A]

Mike. A 15 Kia. This is like the. This is the Korean invasion lightning round. This is the Kim Jong Un lightning round.

[E]

Better send the troops on.

[A]

15 KIA forte ex with 59. Is it Kickstarter electric?

[G]

It's electric for now. We can change it over, though.

[A]

Okay. Does it shift like a motorcycle? Like up, down, down, up? Or is it. Is it a gated pattern on the shifter? I think it's a five grand sled.

[G]

Five grand. Okay. Hey, quick question, John. What's going on with you in Houston today? Why don't they have you on the air in Houston? I had to look up the number on the website.

[A]

That's right. And him. I forgot. We were preempted because of the aggies and on ESPN. But we're on the buzz for the next four minutes. If you jump over to 94.5 or 94 point. Whatever it is. What in Houston? The buzz or the website?

[E]

You can stream us live.

[A]

Yeah, you stream us live at. What's it called? John Claywolf. John Claywolf. Dot com. There's our stream, and our podcast is going to be up there. And all that good stuff. We've got 30 stations now, so it's hard to keep up with everybody's business. Who you got?

[G]

All right, man, I'll do that.

[A]

Now who you got for the big game tonight? LSU or Bama?

[G]

You know, I was going to tell you. I was going to tell you. I'll give, I'll give 500 on Alabama to cover the spread.

[A]

Okay, I'm going to put you on hold and I'm going to have DJ Pre K get your information. Because I just want to make sure when I win that you'll pay.

[G]

And if I lose, I'll Pay Cash app PayPal.

[A]

However, most guys running around in a Kia flag on. Hang on.

[G]

Texting you Don.

[A]

Most people run around in a Kia Forte. They don't want like throwing down five hunskis on, on college football.

[G]

And that's my, you know, that's my second car, you know.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[G]

I mean other car. My other car is a truck. That's, that's just the car to take the kids out.

[A]

I'm not a big sports better by the way. But I mean since you're calling me out on broadcast radio and saying, hey, are you going to be a. You're going to cover my 500 with the points? Yeah, I'll do it. So I'm gonna put you on hold if you want to give your information to Pre K will solidify this, this gentleman's agreement, this fun high five. There's nothing illegal going on here. Just a couple of friends, a guy in a Forte and a guy in a Tahoe. All right, well, hang on a second. D.J. get, get Mike's information. J.W. and Dallas, a 15 Camaro SS. I'm running out of time, so I need you to go to. Give me the vin.com. can you load it up there?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Thank you. I'd like to buy it. I like the miles, I like the year. Oh, 500. I mean, yeah, put me on the spot.

[E]

He's confident. I wasn't too confident with my 25.

[A]

Right. 500. I, I think I owe it to, to, to, to take that bet. Just, just, just when you call, you.

[E]

Said, hey, anybody wants to call in some action?

[A]

He threw some action my way.

[E]

You got.

[A]

I didn't drive. Five large dimes on me.

[E]

That and 400 nuts with Randy, Randy and his nuts.

[C]

What time is that game?

[A]

Seven o'.

[I]

Clock.

[E]

Seven o' clock central time.

[A]

Death Valley. This is. I just can't wait. I'm, I'm gonna, I'm gonna go home and nap so that I can get ready. I'm gonna stretch and then I'm gonna nap and I'm gonna stretch some more and then start drinking. Get ready. I've got to get ready.

[E]

I mean, John, you've gotten old. Your pregame is a nap now. Yeah, when it was pregame used to be drinking.

[C]

Yeah, he's got a point, right?

[A]

I know, man.

[C]

If you missed the first hour of today's show, it was probably radio gold. It was classic. The. When does the podcast go up?

[A]

One o'. Clock.

[D]

One o'.

[C]

Clock. Okay.

[A]

John Clay wolf.com or just on the Facebook, we have a podcast page.

[C]

Unbelievable.

[A]

What do you got, Jay?

[C]

Do you want to hit one more? We have time. I was in Houston this week for early voting, and he. He said he didn't mind waiting in line with fellow Texans one single bit.

[A]

Well, it's always important to get out and vote.

[G]

I went and did early voting yesterday.

[A]

It was like an hour and 15 minute wait. That's one of those lines. That's not one that someone in my position or anybody else's celebrity.

[G]

It's not one of those lines that.

[A]

You get moved to the front, nor should we be moved to the front. It's one of those real sort of common denominator. Hey, we're all the same place as Americans. Myself as Texans yesterday, which was what I was making my votes for.

[C]

All right, all right, all right. He was all over, man. Apparently Wild Turkey is his new sponsor and he's wearing those. It is. I'm not kidding. He's wearing the jerseys and stuff.

[D]

That's. When you stand in line, you get to meet a lot of pretty tight. Okay.

[A]

A guy told me the other day, this is the most important election in my lifetime.

[C]

In your lifetime.

[E]

Every. Everybody's. It's always the same midterm.

[A]

This one's pretty heavy because for this economy, the. The whole package to get finished, they. They really need to keep control of the House and the Senate and all that.

[D]

So can I make a prediction?

[A]

We got six seconds. Five, four. Hit it.

[D]

It's not going to be the end of the world either way, kids.

[C]

Thank you, sir.

[A]

We will be back with our number four in just a moment.

[B]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[A]

I'm the idea guy.

[C]

A man can dream.

[B]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Oh, my God, Bob. That Bob Dylan. Filler music between the segments. Yeah, Daddy, you know, why couldn't have that guy taken him instead of John Lennon?

[E]

What, you don't like Bob Dylan?

[A]

No.

[C]

He doesn't really hit the notes, per se.

[D]

I know. How in the world has he sold 19 zillion records? How does he be so popular?

[C]

He's known for his writing.

[A]

Oh.

[D]

I guess it's a matter of taste.

[C]

Oh, wow.

[D]

Yeah, you need to buy some records sometimes.

[A]

We need to have Keith Richards come in here and I'll talk to him as Bob Dylan. That would be. Let's do that in a minute. Alan in San Antonio. Good morning.

[G]

Hey.

[A]

Hey.

[G]

I got a 2015 Corvette Stingray.

[A]

Is it a convertible or a coupe? A Z06, a Z71, a V51. There's so many different damn versions of these cars.

[G]

Yeah, I know. It's the Stingray with not convertible, but it's got the, the glass top or plexiglas. Okay, so come with two tops, one dark, one clear.

[A]

And you do have the glass top, Correct?

[G]

That's like a pleasure. It comes with two tops?

[A]

No, but you got it. Okay. Two LT or three LT or, or no lt. What is like heads up and ventilated seats is two lt?

[G]

Yeah, ventilator seats and all that good stuff.

[A]

It has air conditioned seats. And then is the, is the speed and tachometer displayed on the windshield at night?

[G]

Yes, it is.

[A]

That's heads up. So that's gonna be a 2LT. Now does it have navigation? Factory navigation?

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Then it could be a 3 LT. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[G]

Automatic.

[A]

Does it have factory chrome wheels or just the alloys?

[G]

It's, it's the black wheels. The car is actually gray. And the, the little Vince, the louvers or whatever.

[A]

I'm with you.

[G]

So it's sort of.

[A]

Do you know the difference between competition seats and non competition seats?

[G]

I think I do.

[A]

I don't, but I know that it makes the. It's a 500 AD, that's all I know. And I don't even know how to tell the difference. So.

[G]

I know when I looked at them I seen some of them that had a like a red stripe on them that looked whole lot cooler.

[A]

This car, it's got 36000 miles is. So was the bumper to bumper warranty on them 36000 miles, I forgot.

[G]

Yeah, it's still under Warranty because at.

[A]

36000 miles the bumper to bumper warranty goes out, doesn't it? Doesn't it? Anyway, it's, it's going to be a 33. I think it's a 33000 car. Maybe 34, maybe 35, but right in the mid to low 30s. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it in?

[G]

Yeah, I can do that when I get home.

[A]

Thank you. All right, one more quickie. Now this is Performance. It's a 10 Cadillac CTS. So is it a V, Robert?

[G]

No, man, I wish it was.

[A]

Okay, well what's so damn performance about it?

[G]

So this is my mom's car. We're gonna take her off the road, you know, she don't need to be driving no more. When she retired, she went, I want to get a Cadillac. So she got the Performance. It has the 3.6 direct inject. I think it's the 304 horsepower engine.

[A]

Okay. Two wheel drive. Performance for mean four door sedan. And how many miles?

[G]

Dude, low miles, man. 38,700.

[A]

Does it have a sunroof?

[G]

It's got the Pano roof pan out.

[A]

What color?

[G]

Black on black.

[A]

10. 10, 10, 10, 10, 1010 20. 10 for 10.

[H]

Hey.

[G]

Hey. I don't know if I need to tell you this. It's been in Louisiana. It's passed through the state.

[A]

Oh no.

[G]

Well, that's.

[A]

That knocks a thousand dollars off you. I think it's a ten grand or. Boss man, how much? 10,000.

[G]

With those low miles on it?

[A]

Well, I mean average him. I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do. What, what color again? That's right, that's right, that's right. I mean most of them have 90 on them and they're worth six grand. How much is this car?

[G]

I want to say this car.

[A]

What will you sell it for? Or what would she sell it for? What would she take for it? Not what she wants for what she take for it.

[G]

Well, what she'll take for, she don't know what the hell because she's just like, oh, just see if you can unload my car.

[A]

Okay, 10,000. Are we done?

[G]

Maybe, maybe we could do 12. I'll tell her nine. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

I'll give 10, I'll give nine and pay you 15. 100.

[G]

Yeah. Okay. I'm thinking. What did you say MMR was?

[A]

You're a car dealer, aren't you?

[G]

No, I just, I, I know because I, I sold the car to you and I looked up all this MMR stuff you were talking about on the radio. I became a somewhat educated.

[A]

I got you 106 MMR. 106 with the mile adjustments and that's a $5,000 ad. So like normal MMR on the average is like, is a 5,800, but most of them have high miles.

[G]

Okay. Okay, we're close.

[A]

Do what?

[G]

Yeah, you, you go ahead.

[E]

Go to the website.

[A]

Yeah, go to the website. Load it up. Let's. We'll work a deal. I mean, you've already done one with us. You know, we pay and we do exactly what we say we'll do.

[G]

And my check cleared.

[A]

Hey, that's a start, man. Another one. Another check. Clear. Thanks. Let's go. Satan. What do you think about him wanting to gig his old mama and take a. Take a side and read her.

[C]

Give me a. Give me a.

[A]

What was the location for that guy again? Louisiana. No, he drove through Louisiana. Right?

[G]

Once.

[D]

Just once. And you're gonna give him nine, huh?

[A]

No, you're gonna give her nine, right?

[C]

You're gonna give her him 15 and nobody's telling Mom.

[D]

I think. I think I've got the both of you.

[A]

Trifecta. You think we're falling into your trap?

[D]

Yeah, if I can just get Lieutenant.

[A]

Dan on the phone. Trifecta. Robert in Las Vegas, Nevada. Good morning.

[G]

Three brave souls. Good morning.

[A]

What's the weather out there, man? We're in Dallas. I haven't called. We have an office over there in Sahara. I haven't talked to. To my guy yet. Have y' all been rain or has it been nice out there for a few weeks?

[G]

No, no, no rain. It's been nice for the last few days. So it's nice and sunny, about 70 degrees right now. You know, getting ready for that winter.

[A]

We just hired another fellow that's from there and he's been in the office in Dallas Fort Worth for two weeks training. So our Vegas business is finally starting to pick up and take off a little bit. We're adding, they're adding hour number four next week on the radio station station out there, which is cool. So you've got a 10F250. No F150. FX2 with 122 wheel drive crew cab. So does it have leather? Cloth.

[G]

Cloth.

[A]

Okay, so it has no gear, it's got no nav, no roof. It's the normal one.

[G]

Correct. It's got, it's got premium wheels. It's not a. Not a dent. There's a couple scratches, not a dent. All highway miles.

[A]

Does 10,000 buy it?

[G]

Oh, negative.

[A]

Okay. I don't think I'm that far off. I don't. I mean I may be a touch light, but I don't think, I don't think I deserve the reaction that you just gave me. I think it Was undeserving.

[G]

My bad, my bad.

[A]

I mean, how many people are. How many people are knocking down your door trying to hand you check for 10,000. Hang on, let's look, let's look. Let's look for a Vegas. Unless you're a bookie. 2. 110. So here's 121,000 mile, same truck in white sold last week in Tampa, Florida for guess what? $10,000 straight up and down.

[G]

Is that with the. Is that with oxidation and rust?

[A]

And I doubt it. I mean an 8 year old trucks.

[G]

Not.

[A]

I mean, unless it's a flip job. But here's a 93,000 mile one that sold at Texas Hobby, Houston for 12, 1. However, most FX2s have what we call gear. The gear, the extras. Leather nav roof. You know, they're built like lariats. So in this chart here, it's hard to. You don't know how these trucks were equipped. Here's 12,5 on 82,000 miles. No, Ohio. I'm gonna guess that that car had gear too. Your car is really an XLT with a wheel package.

[G]

What. What engine are you showing? I have a 6.2.

[A]

Again, that's why we do the VIN number. So you have more engine, you have a little bit different. Let's. Let's figure out what we're talking about because I'm winging it blind. Go to givemetheven.com, dump the VIN number in there and let's start over because I didn't know that.

[G]

That sounds good.

[A]

Fair enough.

[G]

All right, brother.

[A]

Thank you.

[G]

Keep rocking, man. Love your show.

[A]

Thank you. Tell some people, Tell some people we're trying to grow it out there. Vegas, baby. Chance in Pecos, Texas. Chance, is this the real TRD TRD Pro with the black wheels and the black emblems?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

And it's a. Hold on a second. So it's a 17 TRDA TRDA TRD Pro. Four wheel drive, it says DC double cab, I guess. Leather navigation. Is that what that means?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay.

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

What color?

[G]

Barcelona Red.

[A]

Okay, so. So is it like shiny burgundy? Like metallic burgundy? Is that what that means?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

And is it an eight cylinder or six?

[G]

The V8, 5.7 liter.

[A]

I think they all came that way. Okay. 5.7 TRD Pro. And it is 17,000 miles and you're out in. Why do we get more calls from Pecos than we do Midland and Odessa? I'm not sure what's the population of.

[G]

Pecos right now at the boom town. So it's like five times as much as normal.

[A]

Okay. That's why off the top of my head, are you deliver. Have you been listening all morning?

[G]

For about 45 minutes.

[A]

Okay, because we've does 38 grand buy it?

[G]

Er. Awfully close. I owe a little more than that.

[A]

Okay, here's what I'll do. What do you owe?

[G]

It's just over 40,000. Like 40,004, 40,005, something like that.

[A]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up. Let's see how close we can get to this payoff. And I'll make the payoff for you. But if we do it, you're gonna have to bring US lunch for 50 people and deliver the car.

[G]

I can deliver the car because I get company fuel in it, But I don't know about that lunch stuff.

[A]

It'll probably cost 250, 300. Just go by the chicken house and just get a bunch of buckets of chicken. What I've learned with these guys is if you feed them, they get real happy. Oh, yeah.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up especially Ed.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Okay, Turley, now that we're not on in Dallas anymore and they can't hear us downstairs, so what were you saying about Lieutenant Dan?

[E]

I just feel bad because I was bagging on him so hard because I thought the Facebook post. So just to reset, there was a Facebook post on Thursday that came from. Looked like from him, from his face, saying that he's back with his.

[A]

Everybody can relate to this. So let me backdrop this. So he's getting a divorce and. And all hell breaks.

[C]

And we knew about it because there's been problems.

[A]

A lot of office drama.

[D]

It's been going on for five, six months.

[A]

No, it's been going on for 90 days. It's been a hard, hard, hard.

[C]

She showed up in the office, so everybody kind of knows.

[A]

It felt like six months. Bob, the ex wife to be, came in the office race 10 shades of hell, blowing my phone up. Wanted to get me involved. I mean, just really going hardcore on everybody. And then just like anybody, whenever your buddies break up with their wife. And you know what? I didn't like her all along and start calling her names, and everybody starts talking smack because they're fueling the fire.

[C]

They're on your side. And then, buddy, I'm with you, man.

[A]

And then they get back together, and everybody's like, well.

[E]

And I thought so this face was Facebook post is like, hey, we're back together. And all These other.

[C]

Every marriage has their problems. We fought through it. We've come out on the other side stronger. And this is. And, you know, it's like several posts. Not just one, but, I mean, you know, pictures of them together as the. As they're maintaining.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

This is all last night.

[A]

And I kept starting it. I'm loving it.

[C]

Going, good for you. Get back together, man.

[A]

This is great.

[C]

And Michael's going, come on.

[E]

It's like I said pigs.

[A]

Or.

[E]

Excuse me, I said, lieutenant Dan. Hey, this is all bs, right, man? This is a Facebook post that's on there about you getting back together. Your wife. And then I just started ragging in. I was like, she's crazy, man.

[H]

You need to.

[A]

You need to.

[E]

You need to shut down your Facebook page.

[A]

She's gonna do this.

[E]

That. He's like, yeah, okay, I know. I know. And he did shut it off. And he's like. He's like, I don't care about Facebook. I don't care about all that. And I was thinking, okay, so it's a hat.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Somebody. She did. And she's crazy, right?

[A]

But then Baba sees him hugging in the parking lot this morning. She brought him to work.

[E]

So I feel bad.

[C]

I feel like a fool.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

So I'll be sitting next to him.

[A]

It's not your fault, Turley, because you were just going along with. With the stage and the theme that he had created. So you can't feel bad. I don't feel bad at all.

[C]

You know how much they pay a producer and a writer on, like, say, the Kardashians to come up with this level of entertainment?

[A]

If we had video of this.

[C]

Oh, my God, dude, it's real. It's not made up. Nobody had to pay a producer or writer.

[E]

This happened.

[C]

I couldn't come up with it.

[E]

Seinfeld wrote this.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[A]

Kramer.

[E]

Remember the girl that came? Kramer. No one liked her. No one liked her.

[A]

He dumped her.

[E]

So everybody starts talking trash about it, right? Then he goes back with her, and he's like, you're dead to me. To his friends.

[A]

Yeah. I can't.

[E]

I'm not talking to you anymore.

[A]

Do you think that you're dead to Lieutenant Dan?

[E]

I don't know if I sit across the. For him. So we'll find out here in an hour or so.

[C]

He's too.

[A]

I think.

[E]

I think he's fine with it. He just doesn't care.

[C]

He's too cool for that.

[E]

But.

[A]

Well, I think he does care.

[E]

Well, he cares, but about. I think what he doesn't Care about what other people think. Yeah, that's what I think.

[C]

He's going to go with the flow. Yeah, it's going to all blow up.

[D]

Well, obviously, because what I saw did not go on in an alley behind the building. It was right there in front of the big windows.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Gotcha.

[D]

I'm not the only.

[C]

He was exactly hiding. Yes. You didn't catch him in a hotel or something?

[D]

Something. Don't kill me, please, Lieutenant Dan.

[C]

Which he can because he has a.

[A]

Hell of a temper.

[C]

Oh, he can hurt.

[A]

Get you some is what I remember. More than anything. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars and radio. We will be back. Uno momento, por favor. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[B]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[G]

You're primarily an entertainer on the radio.

[I]

We think our show is just getting good.

[B]

800. 800 radio.

[A]

I hate this job.

[G]

I hate, hate this job and I don't need it.

[D]

Three beers. I. I get a little lost. Be myself now.

[B]

John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Who the hell is this?

[D]

That's Kiss.

[E]

Kiss?

[A]

Oh, Strutter.

[D]

Are you joking?

[A]

I'm sorry. They're going on tour.

[C]

Has announced their first date of their upcoming end of the road farewell tour. And for those who think it's just a marketing ploy. Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons had this to say. Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons had this to say.

[E]

One more time.

[C]

Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons had this to say.

[A]

Anybody who thinks that this is not the last tour. There are people who believe the earth is flat. That's okay.

[G]

The flat Earthers.

[A]

Believe what you want to believe. We want to go out on top. To those of you who are surfers, why would you settle for. For just a regular wave when you can get on a tsunami? Once you've been up there, go out.

[D]

In glory and break your neck.

[C]

The band played the Tonight show on Halloween and they actually sounded pretty good.

[A]

Were they in make up?

[C]

I was going to ask the same thing again. See, you can't really tell they're aging because they do the makeup thing. They really bomb. It's like.

[A]

Is Peter Chris still with him? No, no. 30 years. Yeah. Peter sang Beth.

[C]

Beth. That's it. Everybody leaves stage and the little chubby guy comes down, sits in the middle and sings.

[A]

Beth.

[D]

Yeah. And Hard Luck Woman, which is the.

[A]

Best song they ever had. That was the best song. Beth is the best song they ever had.

[D]

Most successful songs for sure.

[A]

Most. Yeah. I just remember it as a kid. Roy and Corpus. Good morning.

[G]

Morning.

[A]

09 Dooley. It says MC does that mean Mega cab.

[G]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, we got a. Is it leather or cloth?

[G]

Wow.

[A]

So it's a SLT Mega cab. It says lifted on the note here. How much lift?

[G]

Six inch lift.

[A]

So 38s or 35s on the tires?

[G]

37.

[A]

37'S right there. And how many miles on the tires does it need the tires swapped is what I'm wondering?

[G]

No.

[A]

Okay. Is they halfway gone?

[G]

No, no, they're still good. The front ones are still good. They're like. Just rotate them. They're still there. They got a lot of.

[A]

When you take pictures of this truck, please get behind it and take a good picture of the back tire so we can see the middle of them. Because as you know, these tires are really expensive. So I've got a bit it. I hear you saying the front ones are good, but I. I've bought these before where you look in the middle of the back tires are flat, so I've got to replace them. And just the back tires are. Gosh, 1700 on 37s, maybe two grand. You did six. If it's a dually and you do six of them, you know, you get $2,500 for the tires. Okay.

[D]

Anyway.

[A]

Anyway, I'm bidding it with good tires on the radio. Is the seat wore out where you're climbing in and out of it from the big lift?

[G]

I think. Yeah. Just on the left side. Yeah, the left side is. I think it's. It's worn out just on this side. I don't think they're torn though.

[A]

It's not torn yet. Okay. It happens. I mean I've driven lifted trucks all my life. When you're sliding in and out of those, you know, you wear them out. Okay. 0, 9567. Because the 08 was the last year. The 5 9, 6 7. Does it. Has it had a cat? Delete. Is it dpf? Delete. Is it straight piped?

[G]

It's. It's a. It's a straight pipe, but it's not a. Completely deleted.

[A]

How do you get that thing inspected?

[G]

Oh, they just. They pass it.

[A]

Okay. I just thought when you jack with the emissions, they can't do it anymore.

[G]

No, they still do it out here.

[A]

Outside of the city limits?

[G]

No, no. Here in the city limits.

[A]

Really good. Okay. 09 lifted. Does 18 grand buy it? Does that sound right?

[G]

It has a gooseneck kit. It has a ranch hand bumper replacement. Front and back, has a side steps.

[A]

Does 17, 18 grand do it?

[G]

No, no.

[A]

What does it.

[G]

Well, this truck, I'm here in Texas in Corpus. It's probably worth about at least 28.

[A]

Well, the hundred damn high. I would agree with you if it was leather. If it was a laramie, an SLT, I think it's a 20 grand rig. Maybe 22. Maybe 22. If you want to sell it for 20 or low 20s, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Unless it's. Look at some pictures.

[G]

Okay.

[A]

The difference between everybody asking and talking and talking and asking is is they never pay. I'll pay. I'll pay. All right. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. You're trying to steal it. No, there's a real market, a cash value market, and that's what we're good at, right?

[C]

People see retail numbers and they think, well, that's what it's worth. No, that's still for sale, right? There's a big old sign on it that says, still for freaking sale.

[A]

It's like mmr, these auction transactions. It would be great if MMR showed the. No sales.

[C]

Yeah, exactly. The ones.

[A]

The ones that didn't sell, right. That were wrong or too high or. This is what they. They. They brought 18 grand and they said, no, I mean, there's more. No sales than there are sales.

[C]

People don't see that.

[A]

Yeah, man. What?

[C]

What? Nothing, I just. We were talking about Bob Dylan a while ago. Would you. Would you pay to see him?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know.

[C]

I mean, he's a club, but he's.

[H]

Are you.

[C]

Come on.

[A]

Keith Richards. Come over here, you. I wanna. I wanna hear your. Your.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

Take on Bob Dylan. Keith Richards from the Rolling Stuff on the mic there.

[C]

Keith.

[A]

He's talking to the microphone. Keith, what do you think about Bob Dylan?

[D]

Is this just black? Were studios got Nashville. Been there.

[C]

What?

[D]

He got a microphone. The microphones are okay.

[A]

Keith Richards, look at me. What do you think about Bob Dylan?

[D]

He's a good champ, Ross. A hell of a nice song.

[C]

Imagine the two of these singing together.

[A]

Are you a fan of his music?

[D]

Oh, he's right.

[A]

He's what?

[D]

He's right.

[A]

He's all right. He's all right.

[D]

No, no, no, he's right. As opposed to being wrong.

[C]

He's right.

[A]

Bob Dylan's here with us. I didn't know you were in the studio, Bob.

[D]

You gotta serve somebody.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

Do that line about, you know, it may be the devil. Maybe the Lord.

[A]

Maybe the devil. Maybe the Lord.

[D]

Yeah, you gotta serve somebody.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

He'S right. You know, you could be like a rolling stone. Or you could be A joker, man.

[A]

Your name King, right? Like Rolling Stones.

[D]

That's exactly what I mean.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

See what I mean?

[A]

You name King. Y' all stole your name from me when I did that song. It.

[D]

And he's not only smart, he's long winded.

[C]

I like it vertical. Listen to these two guys.

[D]

What's funny?

[A]

Hey, a little, little. A little sauce. I need a little sauce for my arm.

[D]

I had a really good buzz on before I came and talked about Bob.

[C]

Literally sucks the buzz out of you.

[D]

I'm not totally straight and I don't like it.

[A]

Keith. Keith. You got any. You got any heroin?

[D]

It's not heroin. It's B12. You bloody.

[A]

You know I need some.

[D]

And that's why I like Paul. Have a pickled.

[A]

Thank you. Bob Dylan.

[F]

Dylan.

[C]

Amazing. God, I almost understood a word he said.

[A]

Ricky in LSU 10F250 King Ranch with 87 leather roof. Nav Long. Better? Well, if it's F250, it's a short bed average. Rough or clean.

[G]

It'S an excellent shape.

[A]

I think it's a 20 grander then 20 grand? Yep. Man, wouldn't you? Does that buy it?

[G]

Listen, no, I paid more than that for it.

[A]

Well, I didn't. Oh, I didn't know that they were appreciated in value more. I didn't know when you bought cars they go up.

[C]

They do go up.

[A]

Thank you for getting that Claire for me.

[D]

Damn, we're doing this all wrong.

[A]

I know. I've been doing it wrong for 25 years, Rick. If you want 20, maybe 21. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com. let's take a look. Thank you, sir. And go Tigers. Go Tigers. I'm very stoked about tonight's contest. In case anybody's missed me blabbering about it for the past four hours.

[E]

Some bets out there too. That's for sure. Some fun wagers.

[A]

Hey, DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K. DJ Prek, you.

[G]

What to do, what to do.

[A]

Did. Is homeboy serious about the five dimes? Five nicks? What you mean the bet that he wanted to make with me?

[H]

Oh, I got his number, man. He sounded pretty serious, you know. He sound like he wants you to come take his money, man.

[A]

So it's time for that old classic game show, hey, Prek, what did you get? Or what did you do? Or what have you got?

[C]

What did you buy?

[H]

Okay, y' all want to do it?

[A]

What did we buy?

[H]

Let's see. Actually, I, I, I, I didn't bring it with me today. Man, we haven't done it in a while, but I do got a. What were they on?

[A]

What were the answers? Good.

[D]

Okay.

[H]

Yeah, let's get it. So I'mma read a story and y' all can guess what the culprit was on. It's a crime story, you know, real, real easy. Okay. Our culprit this week comes out of Kansas City. We got a baggage handler who's on the tarmac doing his thing, loading up the bags into a late night flight. Which is a great time for old sandman to come and pay you a visit. So when that sleep strikes, sometimes you just gotta find a place to lay it down for a while. So this cat went ahead and caught some Z's in the cargo hold of the plane he was loading. Only thing is, he then woke up, found himself in the heart of Chicago. When they landed in the Chi town, the baggage handlers pulled his ass out and said, hey, you know what's going down, you know. He later caught a flight back to KC where his American Airlines bosses said they were reviewing what transpired. Which I'm pretty sure means his ass got fired.

[C]

Yeah.

[H]

So what y' all think he was on to make him?

[A]

I think he's on lock. I think he's on Jesus Christ, the Lord, Lord luck. Because he's lucky that that was pressurized or he'd be a dead pressurized heated.

[C]

Because it's about 20 below up there.

[A]

Right. Most people die.

[C]

So he was very lucky.

[F]

Really.

[A]

What was he on? He was on. He was on overtime, baby. He worked too much. He well known nothing. He just alcohol.

[C]

It couldn't be meth or anything. He'd be wired up.

[A]

He wouldn't make it past the airport load in specs. People would see the. I mean, he was to be too.

[C]

There was a pilot that did it.

[A]

Maybe if he was on something. I'm gonna go with like. He got a hold of some medicinal gummy bears.

[D]

H, but of a different stripe. He was on a prescription opioid.

[C]

Opioid.

[H]

Yeah.

[C]

I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go with just good old alcohol.

[D]

Oxy.

[A]

What you got, Deej?

[H]

Well, J.D. ryan, you would know, man.

[C]

Alcoholic when I see one. You've been here all week. Try the veal.

[H]

Told Chicago Police Department he was drunk, man. That's why his ass fell asleep.

[A]

Who did he work for?

[H]

American Airlines. Well, that's the flight.

[A]

How do you get that drunk and make it through the.

[C]

Crawl up in there and just fall asleep behind one of the big old containers?

[E]

Probably nipping on the job?

[C]

Yeah, probably. Like I said, pilots can do it. Come on. The cargo guys can slip one in.

[A]

I'm not worried a damn if I, if I have lunch, drinks.

[D]

Oh yeah.

[A]

Oh, I'm terrible.

[C]

But just you have a job. We have to think and talk to people. You're just.

[A]

But a lot of our guys downstairs do too and they seem to make it work.

[C]

They do seem to make it work. I didn't want to bring that up, but I mean for a cargo guy, you're, you're moving stuff. You can be a little chemistry and still pack up airplane. You know, you don't want to, but you can.

[A]

You know, we've got a couple managers and guys that go out and have a few beers at lunch and.

[C]

You mean like after work, like 7 o'? Clock?

[A]

No, I mean like 11:45. Oh, and, and, and, and you know, they're not hurting anyone. They're still spending my money and bidding cars and really my take on it is, hey, if you're doing a good job and your numbers are right, I'm not going to micromanage you do it. I mean it's not like they're in the transport business. It's not like they're loading airplanes.

[E]

Sometimes they become better buyers, actually.

[A]

Sometimes. Now I have, I made a swear I swore off to myself years ago to never drink at an auction.

[C]

Really?

[A]

One beer? Yeah. I make bad decision. My decision making process changed.

[C]

But you learned that.

[A]

I think that those guys get drunk because they don't want to pay what we have to pay sometimes. And when they get a buzz on, then they start paying more and they, it like it, it pushes them into buying the cars heavier and they get more bought and they get lucky.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

As stupid as that sounds, I believe.

[C]

When there's a zone there where you start drinking like bowling, drunk bowling, your confidence goes up. You're right. And you, there's a, there's a zone where you're really a good bowler for like the first three or four frames.

[A]

When these guys are putting 25 grand in a car that's got an MMR 23, they don't want to do it. It's bothering them. And when they have a buzz on, then they just go ahead and do it. And they keep getting lucky. But this time of year, actually I need to take the drinking privileges away because the market's changing and their luck is not.

[C]

So no drinking till Christmas.

[A]

My name's John Clay Wolf and I drink on the job.

[B]

We now return to the John Clay.

[A]

Wolf Show I am not a sir I am just a John Hit him up now.

[B]

800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[A]

Baba. Why'd you play this mellow crap?

[D]

What do you mean?

[E]

Is this better than Ezra?

[A]

Yep.

[D]

Yeah, it's better than that.

[E]

Why would you pick this song?

[A]

Because I picked it. Yeah. Because in this fourth album, one of our. We have a lot of listeners in Baton Rouge in south Louisiana, and this was a hometown band. Oh, better than those.

[C]

Did not know that.

[A]

But they had better.

[E]

They had hits better.

[A]

Yeah, but turn it up a little bit. This song is about football. And if there's something going on in Baton Rouge today, it's football. There ain't no question, no doubt about it. This is it this time of anyway. This is. Yeah, it's kind of inside y. But the. But the coon asses will get my vibe. There's no doubt.

[D]

I think it's perfect.

[C]

I believe the kunesses have way too much to drink at this point to get your vibe.

[A]

They love Better than Ezra. First time they.

[E]

First they do.

[A]

First time they played in my bar in 1990 and three. Then it starts jamming. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Anyway, better than. Their promoter calls up like, we gotta have this band. He's an Australian. His name name's Jeffrey, and he's a prick. And he's just wearing us out about this band. He wants to play in the bar. We're like, we don't want him. We don't want him. We don't want him. Go away. Leave me alone. He's like, I'll do it for 50 bucks, but the next time they play, we want half the door. I'm like, I'll do it on an off night for free. Okay. And they came up better than Ezra at plaid pig in 93. And they just rocked the hell out of it. And everybody took. Well, the TCU kids were talking to their LSU buddies, and the LSU kids were telling the TCU kids how great these guys gotta go get it. So it filled up, and he was right and Jeffrey the prick was exactly right. And they played us probably 15 times. And then they signed that deal with Interscope or whoever it was. They went off to MTV and hit it big. But we parted with those guys a lot. And they're really good. Kevin and the drummer, Carrie quit right before they signed.

[C]

Oh, man.

[A]

Before they got big that week.

[C]

I'm don't with you guys.

[A]

Yeah, good live. They really give me the vin Thing's.

[C]

Never going to take off.

[A]

I'm quit for a three Piece act. That's a lot of music. It's kind of like the Black Keys.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

A lot of music coming out of two guys in that scenario, but three guys with this. And it was a.

[C]

All right, so this is kind of a shout out to your lsu.

[A]

This is a shout out to the guy that I'm going to take his 500 at bet against the Tigers.

[D]

Tigers, baby.

[E]

You're going to have like close to a grand with me and that guy and Randy.

[A]

I mean.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Got a lot riding on this.

[D]

Randy's liable to pay you in cashier gone.

[A]

I'm an idiot for not going. An absolute. I'm so stupid for not going. Cuz I've been telling myself for years I want to take my kids to a great big SEC game to experience it once and this is it. This been it. This is the game. Oh, there's no.

[C]

And four tickets would have cost you four grand.

[A]

Yeah. And I should have done it.

[G]

Wow.

[A]

You don't know the truth. I should have have done it.

[C]

I need a raise.

[A]

I should have done it. Well, you didn't see me do it. You know, as long as you're going to start that.

[F]

I'm just.

[A]

Hey, awesome.

[C]

Easy.

[A]

I didn't say it. I didn't. As long as you're going to start that stuff. I didn't. I. I couldn't with clear conscience write a check for four some. No, I hear you.

[C]

Some girl down in the office. I'm just kidding.

[A]

Oh my God. Morning up. Hannah got girls in the a. You know, here's what happened. I had Hannah handle a deal for me.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And it actually made some money. Really? Yeah. It was a trade in at a dealership on a big car. $100,000 car, actually. But Hannah got to see like she went down to the store to pick it up and she got to see the buy and the sell and it made a little profit. So immediately Hannah starts licking her chops and wants a raise.

[C]

Oh, I get it now.

[A]

Hannah, that's.

[D]

She's kind of got it.

[A]

She gave me my rails. Making big money on cars.

[C]

You make a lot of money anyway. You make what? How much you make at the Super Bowl?

[A]

50, 60 grand. Just look at my videos.

[C]

I see them.

[A]

They're beautiful. Very nice. No one would believe me if I told them that our overhead weekly, not including transport, not including recon, which is a bigger number, was a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a week. Oh my God. So when we do make little money on a car, it's okay. Look at turley look at Ty nervous.

[D]

Looking at my boobies.

[C]

Would you put those away?

[A]

Look at that shaking.

[C]

I see them. Everybody sees them.

[A]

Shaking my boobies. Look at tly.

[C]

Very nice.

[A]

She's so nervous.

[D]

Insecure.

[A]

Day when I could just be a car dealer again. Now I'm just a damn business operator. I mean, accounting calls.

[C]

It's a growth part of the business.

[A]

Oh, it's just obnoxious. The accounting on this deal is enough to make you want to blow your head off.

[F]

You've got it.

[C]

We.

[D]

We've got to not let her hang around during the show, man.

[C]

Yeah. Why?

[D]

Because I can't think anymore.

[C]

I know. What?

[D]

Okay, what the hell were we talking about?

[C]

I'm not sure. Just not sure mattered.

[A]

I mean, how do you. How do you make a profit when you have that much overhead? You got to do a lot of it. Lot of it. There's no way you'll make $300 a car. Well, hang on just a second. Do the math. Yep. What's 300 times 300?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

90,000.

[C]

Sure.

[A]

And then with the. The other. Other expenses. That's a net. That's a net number.

[C]

Gotcha.

[A]

To offs to go against overhead. And this time of year when the market starts sliding and you start blowing backwards and losing money, all you can do is open a six pack and just try to forget about it.

[C]

I tried to figure the numbers out of my head one time, and I went, that can't be. I can't. I have to be wrong. That's impossible to have that kind of an overhead. But it's true.

[A]

No, it's very true. It's. It's insanity. Our shipping bill, our transport bill. Oh, gosh. It's 200,000. A month? Yeah. Huh? Sure. Yeah, a month. Why do you think I tell you guys, I'll pay you 50 extra if y' all get them to bring them to us?

[C]

Makes sense. Yeah.

[A]

You know, that saves us 25 bucks on the local drops and all the stuff that we have to haul out of. I mean, I'm buying all these cars out of Florida and Vegas and not a lot. I mean, it's just like, whoa. Yeah. So one little tick in the market if it's going wrong. Oh.

[C]

Makes a big.

[A]

Oh, it'll make you just throw up and poop all over yourself simultaneously.

[C]

Yes. It's been almost 10 years since I've done that.

[D]

January, right? You're January.

[A]

Those good months. You better keep your acorns in the tree, because the bad ones will wear you out if you're not prepared for it. You will not make it 10 years.

[D]

No drinky for JD. That's. I'm proud of you.

[C]

Thank you. I'm not sure that it's.

[D]

No, no.

[C]

I'm worthy, but if.

[D]

If I could. If I could do it, man, I probably should.

[A]

That's why we borrow a very limited amount of money. We. We have a. For some payoffs that we tap into. Just sometimes when our. When our car dollars get in.

[C]

You didn't borrow a ton of money to make this happen.

[A]

No. No. Because one thing I've learned is it's hard to go broke if you don't owe anybody.

[C]

There you go. There you go. Brilliant. Because how many companies.

[A]

Yeah. But it takes forever to build it up. Where you do that, you could go leverage now, but when you have a shift change like this, it'll take the win out of you. Go bankrupt.

[C]

Well, Speaking of those 10 years I've been here. 10 years.

[A]

Almost been 10 years.

[C]

It's almost been 10 years.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Yeah. Can you believe that? So I've really watched it when it was just you and Michael and Connie, literally, that was it.

[A]

And then.

[C]

And occasionally on a Saturday, Baba would help move cars, and I would help every once in a while move cars around. But that was it. That was a whole team.

[D]

Excuse me. Like, I was here before you were here.

[C]

No, you were here long before me.

[A]

And we were making money back then. But my wife and like I talked about, she's like, why don't we spend that? I'm like, because I'm saving. I'm saving. I'm saving. I've got a bigger picture. I know where we're going with this. I got to save this. I've got to get enough bullets and gunpowder in that shell to be able to go to battle. And it took a long time to build it up to where we could fire it off to go to war with them.

[C]

And for those people trying to work on their small business and build it up, there was a couple times when you almost shut the whole thing down.

[A]

Yeah. I was getting ready to sell.

[C]

Sell the equipment, sell radio and everything.

[A]

Just done with it. Yeah.

[C]

Oh, it wasn't that long ago either. No. Yes, sir.

[A]

No, we're gonna get on. We're gonna do this. We're gonna run. I'm gonna take you on. Go get you some. Go get it.

[C]

Oh, I like that.

[A]

What was that?

[E]

It's the Browns.

[C]

Ready?

[A]

Break. What'd he say?

[D]

Ready.

[A]

Break.

[E]

Ready?

[C]

Break. Ready?

[A]

Break. 08 Dodge 2500 Bighorn Diesel 140, 000 miles lifted DVD, four wheel drive. I'm going to say it's. Is it cloth or leather, Curtis?

[G]

It's cloth.

[A]

Average, rough or clean?

[G]

Ah, the diesel. Average. Always.

[A]

I understand. Does 15 grand buy it?

[G]

15 grand?

[A]

How many miles are on it?

[C]

One more time.

[A]

Say it out loud.

[G]

140.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[G]

Not coming. 7L.

[A]

It's a 67, not a 59. If it's a 5 9, it'd be worth 3,000 more. Is it a 5 9?

[G]

No, 59 was a good motor. Don't get me wrong.

[A]

No, no. The 6. 7 is bigger because the emissions choke it out where it can't breathe.

[G]

This and you delete all that.

[A]

Okay. Well, that's easy to get inspected, especially in California. Where do you get that inspected in California? The home of the liberals that are like just walking around with emissions testers in their back pockets.

[G]

Oh, man, you don't even want to know. Going there with that.

[A]

Well, I'm telling you, it's somewhere in Tijuana. You go to San Diego once a year to go visit your friend across the border. That gets you a sticker is what it is. Well, I mean, if I'm. If I'm gonna buy a truck that I can't get inspected. The Mexican, the. The Tijuana guy that. The Tijuana counter fit inspection sticker man's got to come along with it. I need three years of inspection stickers. I'll talk to you later. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[C]

Don't forget, roll the clocks back this weekend. Yeah, we fall back tonight at 2. Well, technically tomorrow morning at 2am if you want to do it that way.

[E]

Longer drinking night, huh?

[A]

Is tonight the drinking night?

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Extra hour.

[A]

I really should have gone to Baton Rouge this weekend.

[C]

Damn it.

[D]

Bars open till 3.

[C]

Next time for sure.

[A]

That's disappointing.

[D]

I don't know about California, but I know down here. I had to get my inspection here in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex.

[C]

Right, right.

[D]

Which I usually get in buoy for 12 bucks. I paid $40.

[G]

Yep.

[C]

That's how much it costs. Yeah.

[D]

Of course I got one, but God almighty. Damn.

[A]

I know a guy who went to jail. My buddy's dad from high school for fake stickers. Went to prison. Prison, Prison. That's a little rough. Not county.

[E]

How much money was involved?

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

Okay, so it's a. Okay, I get you.

[D]

If you're gonna do that and you don't know that you got to pay the police locally.

[A]

If you don't believe him, go talk to Dr. Guggenzagin from. From Volkswagen. Oh yeah, those guys are still. Dude, that whole racket on that emissions fake deal they did on the D TDI diesel. It might have cost him $2 billion. I can't believe they survived.

[C]

How are they in business?

[A]

Because they're the largest car manufacturer in the world on the planet. But I mean. And it all came. Have you ever watched the documentary on that deal?

[C]

No, I have not.

[A]

Unbelievable how crooked it was. How backwoods hood rat.

[C]

And they thought no one would rat them out. Nobody would tell somebody.

[A]

Arrogant Germans. Yes, arrogant German Germans. I gotta go. I'm an arrogant German too. My name is John Clay Wolf. You can go to givemetheven.com if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll pay you 100. Chris, Micah, Harry, go to the website. Thank you guys. See you next week.

[G]

Out.

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