#173 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.10.18

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #173 Summary

Date: November 10, 2018
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts & Team: JD Ryan, Bobby Brown, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K, and guests
Theme: “Selling Cars, Rock & Roll, Life, and Laughs”

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show rides through the usual blend of irreverent, fast-paced banter, car business insights, rock and sports talk, and just the right amount of barely FCC-safe humor. The crew dives into everything from creative car buying stunts and wild dealership stories to music legends, bourbon recommendations, pop culture commentary, sports mishaps, and even the perils of robot prostitutes. Special guest Charlie Daniels joins to talk about defying age through music, life lessons, and staying on the road at 82.

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Key Segments & Discussion Points

1. Cold Open: Plane Spotting & Sports Banter

00:47 – 02:40

• JD Ryan reveals his childhood fascination with watching airplanes, spurring playful teasing from the group.
• Early-morning banter about the cold weather and the week’s sports, specifically the Panthers vs. Steelers football game.
• John confesses he “ran hills” with his kids that morning, clarifying: “I’m a better coach than a runner” (07:18); finds catharsis in yelling at his “young and lazy” kids.

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2. Dealer Van Stunt – “GiveMeTheVIN Van vs CarMax”

04:45 – 06:43; 19:05 – 19:31; 91:00 – 92:44

• John shares his idea to park the “GiveMeTheVIN” van outside CarMax locations and offer $100 bills if GMTV can’t beat their offer on a car: “We're handing out $100 bills just like we do on the website. If we don't beat a CarMax offer, we give you $100 bill” (06:21).
• Plotting logistics to stay off CarMax property, set up by gun shops or restaurants nearby.
• The plan is to publicly challenge CarMax and disrupt their flow—this comes with plenty of jokes at CarMax’s expense and concerns about needing security with that much cash.

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3. Cars, Listeners, Appraisals, and Laughs

08:47 – 12:18; 31:04 – 41:21

• Throughout the show, listeners call in to get appraisals for their cars (Silverados, Tundras, Accords, Tahoes, etc.), sometimes with detailed negotiation and running jokes about high mileage, drug running, and Louisiana lifestyles:
  • “Are you running drugs?” – John to a caller in the pecan and crawfish business (10:31)
  • Car-buying protocol is discussed hilariously (“If every car coming in now has a gazillion miles…” (11:23))
• John explains the process and outcomes of selling used cars, the nuances of appraising, and the economics of car trade-ins and leasing.
• Insight into dealers’ tricks regarding lease payoffs, “juice,” and why payoff amounts can change depending if you’re the customer or a third party (63:07 – 64:25):
  • “How the hell can the bank charge have two different payoffs in the same day?”

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4. Music Legend Charlie Daniels Interview (1st and 2nd half)

15:15 – 18:24 & 59:58 – 61:44 & 105:14 – 106:58

• First appearance: Charlie Daniels calls in, displaying his signature humility and wisdom at age 82.
  • “So much of what we think about age... you don’t have to act like it. Throw that all out and live your life how you think you should.” – Charlie Daniels (16:39)
  • Discusses not buying into set retirement ages, still doing ~100 live shows/year, finding joy in creativity.
• Second half: reveals backstory of writing “The Devil Went Down to Georgia”, the creative process, and working with a collaborative producer.
  • “I put seven fiddles on the devil’s part. That’s what it took to get that sound.” (61:15)
• Later: Charlie discusses his daily inspiration book, “Let’s Make the Day Count” (105:14), his marriage (54 years!), and life on the road.

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5. Politics, Elections & Satire

13:19 – 15:07; 34:18 – 44:09; 67:05 – 75:01; 125:03 – 128:32

• Hosts riff on the aftermath of the midterms, Beto vs. Cruz, and overall gridlock ahead:
  • “Nothing will get done, just spit and fire and evil and spew for the next two years, balanced” – John (14:10)
• Various political satirists and impressions appear, e.g., “Satan” and Rush Limbaugh chime in on election results and the craziness of the news media (35:26 – 37:41; 72:09 – 74:55).
• Story about the Nevada brothel owner, Dennis Hoff, winning an election posthumously, with the losing candidate’s (parody) concession speech:
  • “He ran a surprisingly strong campaign considering he’s a dead pimp!” (71:03)
• Mock Borat bit on Jimmy Kimmel about “election tamponing”, showing how far the show’s humor and social commentary go.

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6. Pop Culture, Movies & TV

25:29 – 27:14; 97:18 – 101:05; 127:08 – 128:52

• Comments on Bohemian Rhapsody (Queen movie):
  • “I haven’t walked out a movie and thought: damn, that’s an Oscar-winning performance—in years.” – Michael Turley
• Review of classic rock moments: Live Aid, Led Zeppelin, Phil Collins, etc.
• Sidebars about TV faves: Breaking Bad’s movie spinoff rumors, Better Call Saul, Sopranos, Ozark, Jack Ryan, Animal Kingdom.
• Recalled missed business opportunity: Blockbuster could have bought Netflix for $120 million, “and now look where Blockbuster’s at.”

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7. Drinking & Regional Partying Culture

104:44 – 110:03 onward

• Listeners from LA and Texas call to recommend whiskey, bourbon, and scotch (Woodford Reserve, Gentleman Jack, Glenmorangie), with John admitting he needs to “grow up” and drink more like a proper adult.
• Jokes about the drinking cultures of Louisiana (“you people from south Louisiana, call and tell me what you drink besides beer!”);
• Meth jokes aimed at Oklahoma, which callers receive with good humor.

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8. Sports, Bets, and Gambling Mishaps

03:04 – 03:15; 117:00 – 119:10

• Recap of football bets—John pays up on an LSU/Alabama spread.
  • “John pays his debts like a Lannister does.” – Michael Turley (23:49)
• New Orleans “voodoo” report – exaggerated bit about Des Bryant’s Achilles injury being the result of “dirty bird” voodoo magic from a fake Cajun witch doctor.
• The team teases JD about being a secret swinger and his upcoming cruise.

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9. Bizarre News & "What Were They On?"

84:33 – 88:14

• Game segment: “What Were They On?” features a man who rigged his house Home Alone-style with booby traps against the FBI.
  • “That’s something only a toe-tapper could do, man... they found evidence of paraphernalia linked to meth use.” – DJ Pre K (88:14)
• Reports of a Delta passenger made to sit in feces, and a story about lap dances for food stamps in Ohio.

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10. Listener Calls – Fans, Critics, and Converts

47:21 – 80:39

• Many listeners calling in about their cars, but also to share love for the show:
  • “I used to try to blow it off but now I love it. You guys are hysterical!” – Listener (47:30)
  • Donna, a dedicated fan, calls for less music/more talk, complains about PC changes and cutbacks in Dallas (77:21 – 80:39)
• Ongoing riff: “Brokeback Mountain of radio. We can’t quit us.”

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11. Car Auctions & Dealer Rants

93:30 – 95:30

• John gives insight into the wild, high-stakes world of auto auctions:
  • “We’ve broken every record at that auction. Most amount of cars ever sold one day, $7 million… highest car ever sold, $380,000!”
• Describes the chaos behind the scenes, the energy required to push “a car every 45 seconds,” and why “I have to be focused. It’s like flying a damn airplane.”

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12. Skewering of Societal Trends & Oddities

134:16 – End

• J.D. defends the rights of lonely men to engage in robot prostitution, which leads to a panel discussion about personal loneliness and companionship.
• Capping off with absurdist humor and a bit of introspection.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “So much of what we think about age... you don’t have to act like it. Throw that all out... live your life how you think you should.”
  – Charlie Daniels (16:39)

• “Nothing will get done, just spit and fire and evil and spew for the next two years, balanced.”
  – John Clay Wolfe (14:10)

• “We're handing out hundred dollar bills just like we do on the website. If we don't beat a CarMax offer…”
  – John (06:21 & multiple)

• “The brokeback mountain of radio. We can’t quit us!”
  – JD Ryan (47:39)

• “I want to buy your car, but I have to make sure CarMax doesn’t come out and steal the money from you!”
  – John Clay Wolfe on car-buying stunts (08:20)

• “You need to grow up a little bit, don’t I? I don’t even know how to cook a hamburger.”
  – John Clay Wolfe (108:26)

• “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll give you $100.”
  – Show catchphrase, repeated

• “What were they on? — Only a toe-tapper could do, man. Evidence of paraphernalia linked to meth use.”
  – DJ Pre K, game segment winner (88:14)

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Segment Guide & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment / Topic | |--------------|----------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:47–02:40 | Plane-watching, sports banter | | 04:45–06:43 | GiveMeTheVIN van/Cash stunt | | 08:47–12:18 | Car appraisals, caller humor | | 13:19–15:07 | Politics, grumpy politicians, Beto/Ted Cruz election | | 15:19–18:24 | 1st Charlie Daniels interview segment | | 19:05–19:31 | Recurring van/cash segment planning | | 25:29–27:14 | Bohemian Rhapsody, Live Aid discussion | | 31:04–41:21 | Used car appraisals & dealer tricks | | 47:21–80:39 | Listener love/hate, regulars, Donna’s feedback, PC jokes | | 84:33–88:14 | "What Were They On?" (Meth house booby traps story) | | 93:30–95:30 | Auction world, chaos, high-stakes business | | 97:18–101:05 | TV: Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, streaming | | 104:44–110:03| Drinking & regional party culture | | 117:00–119:10| Des Bryant voodoo/prank call | | 125:03–128:32| Jimmy Kimmel’s Borat, political satire | | 134:16–End | Robot prostitution, loneliness, wrap-up banter |

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Final Thoughts

This tightly packed episode is a crash course in the John Clay Wolfe Show’s wild style: from genuine car market expertise to total comic anarchy. The recurring segments (appraisals, music legends, "what were they on," politics, and drinking wisdom) are kinetic and unpredictable, but glued together by Wolfe’s authenticity and the absolute lack of sacred cows. If you’re looking for a Saturday morning shot of comedy, car culture, and (un)healthy life advice—tune in, buckle up, and don’t let the FCC catch you.

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Transcript

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[Michael Turley]

Why is JD So excited all of a sudden?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobby Brown]

It's like you play a song with an airplane in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's great.

[JD Ryan]

To the jet noise and everything. JD rides mine, goes to a 707 landing at JFK.

[Michael Turley]

Do you watch? Go to the airport and just watch airplanes take off.

[JD Ryan]

O life.

[Michael Turley]

Get really excited.

[JD Ryan]

My mother used to drive me before. I could drive to the love field and then sit. Watch him. Yes, absolutely. My whole life.

[Michael Turley]

What is that kid doing over there with his pants?

[JD Ryan]

He's watching.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my Lord. I'm watching airplanes.

[JD Ryan]

There's a reason they call that the joystick.

[Bobby Brown]

Good morning. It's awfully nice to see you. You know you can't have a Saturday without the John Clay Wolf shows. Your Uncle Bobbo here in the big chair. My friend JD Ryan is over there somewhere west of my big chair. How you doing, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Morning. Just doing great. It's been a wonderful week.

[Bobby Brown]

What a week.

[JD Ryan]

Little cold, little crisp here where we are.

[Bobby Brown]

Dr. Monior. Michael Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hola.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, Say, man, what is up? God dog. Did you see how the Panthers whipped the Steelers?

[Michael Turley]

Man, it was. It was actually a disgrace. If you're a Panthers fan, you're thinking you had a shot. Oh, no, no, no. Big Ben's back. Steelers are back. Watch out, AFC.

[Bobby Brown]

What a thing. Was it 52 to what?

[Michael Turley]

1121? Something crazy. They gave him a couple touchdowns at the end of the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are we talking about?

[Bobby Brown]

Bad deal football.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm late. I was actually exercising.

[Bobby Brown]

The way the Carolina Panthers murdered the Pittsburgh Steelers on Thursday night. They're getting some pretty good games on.

[JD Ryan]

Fox on Thursday morning.

[Bobby Brown]

Have you noticed that, Jerley? They've got a pretty good schedule for those games.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it hasn't been too bad. The games have been lopsided, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of football, I took my kids down to the hill in our neighborhood and making them run hills this morning with me.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go.

[Bobby Brown]

Go, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go, go, go. Arms straight, legs straight, toe straight.

[Bobby Brown]

Why did you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's bright and early and cold and. And they're young and lazy, and I needed to do something that makes me feel better. Yelling at them.

[JD Ryan]

Not exactly running the hill, just yelling at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did run the hills, but I can't really run. But I walked the hill.

[Bobby Brown]

If it's any break to them, John, you always got me for that. I mean, you know, you gotta get some. Get some emotion out. I'm here for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I already did that with you on Vegas. I had a good idea this morning. Yeah, in Vegas. I don't think we're on an hour four today, huh? I mean, unless you know, different.

[Satan]

Everybody.

[Bobby Brown]

Everybody I talked to was not sure. But the engineering parts in line. I mean. Tree. I got tree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you remember it.

[Bobby Brown]

Brother of cactus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, J.D. will you put your hand in my pants and rub just like Bobbo's doing?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Here we go. Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm almost there.

[JD Ryan]

You talk, and I'll do the work.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's supposed to have hour number four on this week. Is it on? I don't know. All right, I'm lubed up. Is it.

[JD Ryan]

Is it on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I talked to this guy and that guy and this guy, but I don't think we're on. Well, how about when you found out that we're not on, you call me and say, hey, we're not on. We're ready, but there's something's wrong.

[Bobby Brown]

I never said I don't think we're on. I. You know, we should be on. Was there a hard deadline for today?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always a hard deadline, JD Is there a hard deadline?

[JD Ryan]

Always a hard deadline. I was born with a hard.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, that's the kind of explicit instruction I required, you know, when I get anything done. Yeah, Dates and times. I'm great with a deadline, but I got to have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, get us effing on an hour number four today.

[Bobby Brown]

See what I can do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And what is. What are the call letters out there?

[Bobby Brown]

What's.

[JD Ryan]

What's the station?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Mountain Man Dave, man. He's a pothead on the Mountain Man Dave. He used to be a gambler and then he was a pimp, and now he turned into Mountain Man Dave and he runs the Mountain 933 out in Las Vegas.

[Bobby Brown]

KYMT. Las Vegas, Nevada. Your classic rock for gambling time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it legal there?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good idea. I don't know if it's a good idea. Turley, tell me you're the voice of reason.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so we have this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN van out here that we have not been utilizing. Spend a lot of money on it. It's got desks and chairs and Internet connection, and it's really wrapped up. Sell us your car. I mean, it really looks like something. Yeah. And we've done nothing with it except the bojibash. So why don't we use it? Well, I gave. I gave it to bobbo to get it running and make sure it's ready to go. It's running now about five months ago. So he just got it running this week.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I want to put it in front of carmaxes on Saturday with. With the girls handing out t shirts and. And stickers and hundred dollar bills. If we don't beat the carmax on you.

[JD Ryan]

Not upset them enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't give a damn about them.

[DJ Pre K]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I hear you.

[Bobby Brown]

Get a couple of folding tables. Get a couple of buyers out there on site.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're handing out $100 bills.

[Michael Turley]

It's great. But they will kick us off their property.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we won't be on the property.

[Michael Turley]

I was going to say there is property next door to.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of.

[Bobby Brown]

Several of them.

[Michael Turley]

I know one particular in the Fort worth area that there's a restaurant or a gun place actually right next door to it. Perfect area for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plane is a good one, though. Well, yeah. And then Houston. And then Houston, which is the highest. 59. Yeah, 59 in Houston and Richie road. And then we could. And like that could be a deal. And they could go to Austin and San Antonio and then they got to Vegas and get rolled like boots. Did the carmax give me the vin band van comes back without any wheels and tires on. This is good.

[Michael Turley]

Every Saturday, announce which carmax it's going to be at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, this Saturday, go and get your free, you know, shirt.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're handing out hundred dollar bills just like we do on the website. If we don't beat a carmax offer.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We give you $100 bills. But on that deal, we'll give them in crisp, cream, clean hundreds.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what for national tie in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I've never been to a carmax that wasn't located right next to a windshield Wendy's. Well, we suck up to the Wendy's people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

She's a very nice girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard she's a little overweight.

[Bobby Brown]

I think I can get it. I. I think I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if her ass would fit in the appraisal van. The game of the event. Appraisal van.

[Bobby Brown]

Wingman.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's kind of a wide stance guy. You need a four point harness wingman.

[Bobby Brown]

Me, John. I think. I think she wants to be friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cult you're just rocking that ass this morning, Turley. Just kicking it, kicking it, kicking it. Good morning, everyone. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Next Saturday, if you'd like to run hills with me. Or I'll just. I'll be. I'm a better coach than a runner.

[JD Ryan]

Better coach, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Like old coach Leonard Skynyrd.

[Bobby Brown]

Now supervision is the value.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a whistle. I've got three sons and a daughter that's athletic. It's fun to run them around like you're a coach. I really enjoy it. And they, they like it too. And I get to yell at them.

[JD Ryan]

Get them out of bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[Bobby Brown]

Do they know the Oklahoma drill?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not yet. We get them in full pads in a couple of years. The Oklahoma drill. We need a new version of the Oklahoma drill. If you're drunk and high on meth, call in. The fifth caller wins a free glass pipe. No, that's the Oklahoma drill.

[Caller]

No, no.

[Bobby Brown]

A tweaker. A tweaker. Thon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

Whoever can say Oklahoma three times faster than anybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the Oklahoma drill.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Tweaker Oklahoma drill.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radius.

[JD Ryan]

We really do buy cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we do. We do. We do.

[Bobby Brown]

You guys can laugh. So we're gonna break it up in Yukon and Lawton right now. I can feel them.

[John Clay Wolf]

We used to do that at the auctions is we'd hand out hundred dollar bills for what we called transportation assistance. This was a while back, really. And then the translation was we're paying the buyers a hundred dollars to buy our stuff. What's the difference? I just got to make sure that the person that's got the money on them. Yes, the Carmax people, since they're so underpaid, don't come out and steal it from them.

[JD Ryan]

We'll have security there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, Sir. I'm a 2013 Chevy Silverado.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 170,000 miles extended habit crew gun.

[Caller]

Crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or 4? 2 wheel drive, leather cloth, 20 inch wheels or 18s?

[Caller]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just got the big wheels. Is it a Texas edition or. Or a.

[Caller]

No, just a regular edition. It has a 5.3 in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

5.3 Chevy 13. The big back door, the small back door, the double cab or the crew cab?

[Caller]

Double cap. I mean it's a big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

The big bad door. Okay.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

1370 cloth bench or bucket front seats. Does it fold down or is There a real console that's hooked to the floor like a suburban. Okay, so it's a 60, 40 job. 13 new body style. Started in 14 last year. The old body style, 20 inch wheels, two wheel drive with 70,000 miles. 20 grand. Is that right?

[Caller]

170,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Brown]

Where are you from?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma. Where are you from?

[Caller]

Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Where are you? What have you been doing?

[Caller]

I'm in the pecan business and the crawfish business, so I travel a lot. So where do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you deliver? I mean, a long way to Houston.

[Caller]

I don't deliver anything in my truck. I just. I travel a lot. But my brother and I, we buy half of the pecan crop in Louisiana every year. So we cover a lot of ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you running drugs?

[Caller]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you? Are you running drugs?

[Caller]

No, not running drugs.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw a deal where Pablo Escobar, they got smart and they put that cocaine in them pecans and then they resealed them with some glue and a soldering iron.

[Caller]

I wish we were.

[Bobby Brown]

You were too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't cuss. But I appreciate the fact that you feel so okay. 170, 000 miles. Worth eight grand. Nine grand.

[Caller]

Okay. Well, thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. Let me see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ask your wife. Where's your wife? Get her on the phone, we'll ask her. What's she wearing?

[JD Ryan]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4.

[Bobby Brown]

I thought a 60, 40 was something totally different in Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 170000 miles.

[Bobby Brown]

That's a lot of driving.

[JD Ryan]

Just broke in now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now we're screwed. Now every car coming in will have a gazillion. Hey, dj. Let's go. Let's go through protocol real quick. I think you've done so much grass and other things, you've lost your mind. So when this guy, you put him on hold. Why didn't you put him in those 170, 000 miles? So who wasn't my first call today.

[DJ Pre K]

Because, man, I was just, you know, putting them on hold because I know you wanted to get him to get to him fast, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Ye them on hold.

[John Clay Wolf]

I put them on hold, baby.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn, that's aggressive.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got today for us? Aggressive?

[DJ Pre K]

What have I got today, man? I got some. I bought something. So I got something from Target this week and I'm working on what. Were they on store?

[Bobby Brown]

Target? That's not the deal. I don't know the prices, Target.

[JD Ryan]

You get a raise.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, you know I am a little bit bougie now that I've been working here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Please help me ball, you know.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baller shop at Target. What did you buy? Is it a guessing game?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all gonna have to guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we've got. We've got. We'll get it here a little bit. Go ahead and lay out. Give me some hints, get people thinking.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's just say, man, it's getting cold. So it's something. It's a treat for one place.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Spencer's Palace. Do you remember that place?

[Bobby Brown]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

I brought my brother one of those penile sweaters for the really cool dude. Do you remember that? Why?

[Bobby Brown]

You never hear the word penile anymore? No, as an adjective. As a pure ad.

[JD Ryan]

I'm pretty sure there's a reason.

[Bobby Brown]

Check out the big brain on Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, he. He just really thought he was cool. Yeah, he's seven years older than me. Really thought he was cool. So I got him that and a soap on the rope.

[Bobby Brown]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Told him to shove the soap on the rope up. We'll be back in about four minutes after this musical interlude from God Knows who. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the.

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Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they rerun the monsters. He really looks like Grandpa Monster Cruise. God.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, you know what? The man can run a campaign. I mean, he won the election fair and square, it looked like to me, but golly, wasn't that close for a Democrat on a national election.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Texas, I heard that Beto eats his tacos with a fork.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know, that sounds kind of partisany to me, but it was. It was a very close race. It was exciting to watch. I don't know if you guys watch these numbers in three different networks like I do on election night. Gotta love it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

It was the best spectator sport we had.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was. It was. It was fine. I'm glad the pubs kept the Senate and Pelosi's back in the House. And then nothing will get done. It'll just be a bunch of spit and fire and evil and spew for the next two years, balanced. What do you think will happen?

[JD Ryan]

The American says, I think we're gonna be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we'll be fine.

[JD Ryan]

Everything's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we'll be more than fine.

[Michael Turley]

It's the best thing for Trump that the House was a Democrat.

[Bobby Brown]

It's perfect.

[Michael Turley]

He has to have a ying to his yang.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect. So right. So right. He didn't have somebody to fight with. It doesn't work.

[Michael Turley]

He gets tired of fighting with reporters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right.

[Michael Turley]

He's gotta fight with the House.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see where they altered the. The arm swat on the reporter thing on the video?

[JD Ryan]

You mean the really funny one where he pulls a knife on her?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, there's one right now.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody cut one up. Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just.

[JD Ryan]

There's a real close up on the two arms. He starts sweating at her and he pulls a knife.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it was a. It was some good doctoring they did. Hey, why not try funny?

[JD Ryan]

Funny? Oh, you know they're gonna do that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I can't see the difference between the two clips, but maybe I. Maybe my Twitter is too small.

[JD Ryan]

All right, pull that clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of old grumpy men, we've got Charlie Daniels.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

On the line. We've got Charlie Daniels on the line right here. Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie. Hey, Charlie Daniels, everyone. The long haired country boy devilman. Have you ever been in a radio studio with like, you know, these guys with cool voices and are very ugly have done that? Okay, we're not them. We're really good looking.

[Caller]

Well, I'll take your word for that. And we're liars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't believe you're 82 years old.

[Caller]

I can't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't sound like you're 82 years old.

[Caller]

Well, I don't know how you're supposed to sound when you're 82. I just got here, so I had enough practice.

[John Clay Wolf]

My dad's 77 and he's talking. Oh, what are you doing? Oh, I'm just, you know, my knees hurting me. He's five years, seven years younger than you are. And he sounds old. Do you sound old when nobody's listening?

[Caller]

Well, I sound the same way all the time. So if I sound old now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound. You sound 50.

[Caller]

Well, I'll take that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I'm just impressed.

[Caller]

You're talking to me. You're not listening. You're not looking at me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you I'm impressed. 82 years old. You're getting your ass out on stage, you're promoting this. Promoting a book, promoting concerts, Busting ass, singing at full vocal. I mean, what's wrong with you? You owe somebody some money or something.

[Caller]

I don't know. Must be crazy, I guess. I don't know. You know, I was just talking about this earlier with another interview I was doing. So much of what we think about age in this nation, I guess around the world is what we've been conditioned to think. There's a thing that was in everybody's mind. You're supposed to retire when you're 65. You're supposed to do this, you're supposed to become more dignified. You're supposed to do that, throw that all out the window and live your life like you think you should. And don't feel like you're 82 just because you are 82, you don't have to act like it. You know, if somebody wants to spend the rest of their life after they retire and go around, follow a golf ball around a golf course, sit in a bass rig the rest of their life, that's their business. I have nothing against it. I still know what I'm doing. I'm still creative and I'm still trying to, you know, trying to play music, so. And you've got something to get up for anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna do a hundred live shows in the past 12 months. Is that right?

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Holy. That's unbelievable, dude. That's. I mean, that, that. That's kick ass. I'm just so impressed. So, Charlie Daniels Band. A total of 100 live shows by the end of this year, including November 29th with Travis Tritt. The Arena Theater in Houston, November 30th at the Mesquite Rodeo. Mesquite, obviously. Tickets and tour update@charlie daniels.com. wow. We'll have him on later. We're out of time with that right now. But yeah, come back.

[Bobby Brown]

What a great guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I hope I'm still kicking like that when I'm 18.

[JD Ryan]

I interviewed him 36 years ago at a radio station. It's the same. It was called. Well, back then it was called KPLEX in Dallas, Fort Worth. It's now called the Wolf, but it's still country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought it and took them home. He looks the same, man.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, he looks the same. 36 years later.

[Michael Turley]

I think later, John gets into some deep conversation about this song, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we do, actually. We faked it all. That was recorded yesterday. Yesterday. We do have a three, seven of that that we'll play throughout the day and then put it up on the podcast, which is John Claywolf dot com. I've just got with these interviews, I'd rather just do them during the off air. Sure. And then we can take the good parts and play them on the air and then push them to the podcast.

[Michael Turley]

Big, big announcement, John. That everybody in radio does that. They just fake it. You're just actually. Yeah, you're just actually being honest with people.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you something else we're honest about here is if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 and next weekend, I don't know where and I wish it was today, if somebody will get off their ass and like make it happen. I've got some money in my wallet. I'll give them what we need to take the. Give me the vin, sell us your car van put over across from a CarMax and hand out hundred dollar bills to. For any appraisals. So this one, I want them to leave there and then come see us and then us. Look at it. If we don't beat it, we'll give 100.

[JD Ryan]

Driving away right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom. Abercrombie or. I don't know if you're in town today, but you'd be perfect.

[Bobby Brown]

It's one of your.

[Michael Turley]

Actually.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

His father's in hospice right now, so.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's hospice?

[Michael Turley]

He's on his deathbed, unfortunately, so prayers of this family and to one of our former employees, Roger Craig, you remember him?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He is actually in. He was induced into coma. Yes, he had a pneumonia and Roger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Craig, or Roger Parker.

[Michael Turley]

Roger Parker, we called him Roger Craig down in the office. He had left for. He had another gig in which with insurance. Luckily for him, insurance kicked in just before this all happened to him too. So what kind of coma they. It's saying it's a liver issue.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he did work on Mixon's team.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he did. Yes, he did work on mixing stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what happened. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, this is the damn truth.

[JD Ryan]

Totally religious.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is Nate. I'm not making fun of Roger because I like him. His brother and I used to ride motorcycles when we were little kids. Roger actually was a neighbor of mine. But Mixon's crew, the joke is is on the. On the power buyer software that we used to log them in in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give me the vin. Is that to blow on a tube to start it up.

[Bobby Brown]

Start it up, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Because they'll drink so much.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all the monitors on mixed team has those two straws hanging off of them as a joke. So that they can log into their.

[Bobby Brown]

Software breath lives or save lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he and mix and they fish and they drink and they drink and they fish and they drink some more and they buy cars and they buy cars and they drink and then he leaves here and he's in a freaking liver induced coma two weeks later.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Telling you it's because he changed his habit.

[JD Ryan]

Has he stopped?

[John Clay Wolf]

He stopped.

[JD Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm telling you. Bodies are rejecting absolutely mixing. You did this to him.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, don't say that.

[JD Ryan]

Please don't.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you should have kept drinking with him. You can't just go changing your habits. Hey, my stepdad, rich ass Wall Street, New York Stock Exchange, owns a seat St. Bart's Aspen House on Nantucket. I mean, you know the guys that were in the movie Wall Street? Yeah, I, I'm went skiing with them. I mean Lefty Lewis and all the. Anyway, big alcoholics, absolute alcoholics, just slobbering alcoholics. What would you like this morning? Breakfast planners punch at 9:30. What's in a planter's punch, Tony? You know, rum and orange juice and vodka and rum pour on materials.

[JD Ryan]

I want to be healthy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He quits drinking. Alcoholic seizures.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yes, you absolutely, positively can happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why doctors giving him booze to keep him alive.

[JD Ryan]

When you call. Yeah. When you call rehab, when you say I'm coming in, the first thing they tell you is don't stop drinking till you get here. They absolutely true.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need to change the lyrics to that Fleetwood Mac song, don't stop drinking until tomorrow. Don't stop. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the stats on our podcast? They're like getting. The old ones are like getting some traction. Yeah, I had people talking about old man. I was listening to the show and you know, you have these strippers on and, and blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, dude, that was. When was the super bowl here in Fort or in Dallas?

[Michael Turley]

2010, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I was like, that was eight years ago, man. Yeah. And Connie was the phone screener and you were hollering at her. I'm like, yeah, you're digging in deep into the archives. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

There'S some neat, neat stuff in our, in our podcast@john claywolf.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, Bob?

[Bobby Brown]

There's some neat stuff in our wake.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

That we've done.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the LSU game did not go as planned last Weekend.

[Bobby Brown]

God.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

So what happened?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Gonna bet you 20 or 25.

[Michael Turley]

25. I let you off easy.

[JD Ryan]

So what happened?

[Bobby Brown]

The Tigers didn't show up?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's not that. Alabama's that damn good. I mean, they are that damn good.

[Satan]

What was the.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No reason to cuss. Turley.

[Michael Turley]

14. They only won by 29 or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

20. Bill. $5 bill. Here you go.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, thank you, sir. John pays his debt like a Lannister does.

[John Clay Wolf]

If. If I was doing it right, I think I'd owe him double. I think if they double the spread, then you should pay double. They damn near doubled the spread. What was the final score?

[Bobby Brown]

I can't remember.

[Michael Turley]

I turned it off. I think it was like 29 to nothing. I believe it was bad.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what I saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Dave, you're driving to Vegas. Nah, man.

[Caller]

So I live here in Houston, but I'm gonna. I'm heading out to Vegas next week, and I usually head out a couple times a year. And I'm thinking if I'm losing in the casino, then I need to get out of the casino and help you guys out on a Saturday with this Carmax thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you gonna drive the stoner wagon? The love bus?

[Caller]

I can help out, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can help out.

[Caller]

You know, I just. Even if I'm winning, I need to get out of that casino. You know what I mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need a little break, just to refresh. Well, our. Yeah, we're down the street from them on Sahara Drive in Vegas, so come by and see us when you're in town and. Sounds like you're gonna be loading up and muling back to Texas is what. My guess is.

[Caller]

I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you say there's a TV show about that now, Charlie. All right. I mean, a movie.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, no. We were creating a movie about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But didn't someone do something like it?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Clint Eastwood's new movie. Oh, you know what? That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does have one. You think they were listening to our show and they stole it?

[JD Ryan]

Gotta be.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were gonna do smoking the Bandit as a pot run.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no, this is not quite like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stoney and the Bandit.

[Michael Turley]

This is about an old man that's a mule and he's trying to get out of the business.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a new Clint Eastwood film.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it looks pretty good.

[Bobby Brown]

Got a hell of a cast.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have not seen the Freddie Mercury movie yet. Everyone has gone nuts. I mean, all ages. All ages.

[Michael Turley]

You've got to took my kid with It.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And it was a little uncomfortable.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the gay scenes?

[Michael Turley]

I mean they're, they're just innocent guys kissing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you have some explaining to do?

[Michael Turley]

We, we told him beforehand. Hey, this is what's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take him over and show him pictures of JD back in the 80s?

[Michael Turley]

This is what a gay man looks like.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, hey, wait a minute.

[Michael Turley]

It's funny you said that there was a guy in a Hawaiian shirt, he goes, hey, that looks like.

[JD Ryan]

So is that the only spoiler? Any spoilers?

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't want to give anything away. It's really, really good.

[JD Ryan]

Like turn out he's not gay to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The point when he lives.

[Michael Turley]

I haven't walked out a movie. It's like, damn, that I just watched an oh, Oscar award winning performance. It's gonna be nominated. And, and maybe that's just cuz I'm a rock and roll fan too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody's loving this thing. People's kids are crying. I've talked to so many people that are just like my daughter. It went out, bought all these Queen albums seventh grade. After seeing this, my daughter and her friends went and saw it.

[Michael Turley]

You guys lived through the whole Live Aid concert, right?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, not so much aid.

[Michael Turley]

You saw it live. I didn't get to see it live.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It, it. What they did, how they filmed that scene is amazing.

[Bobby Brown]

Amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the Live Aid concert, was that 83 85? Yeah, I got the T shirt. Didn't Zeppelin play together? Was that the last time?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I believe a lot of last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was that in?

[Michael Turley]

It was all over the country.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, they did it mainly in Philadelphia and in London. But there were concerts all over the world, in the major cities. Phil Collins took a Concord. He played London, took a Concord to Philadelphia and played Philadelphia too, which was notable for the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they all notable for the time.

[Michael Turley]

They all did the show for free because it was, you know, obviously for hunger and everything. Amazing that they could get all those bands together. When you listen to lineup, there's a part of the movie they're reading all the people there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, did Magic Johnson really shoot three throat free three pointers on the stage between the sets of two bands? I don't know.

[Bobby Brown]

Are you high right now?

[Michael Turley]

They didn't show that part, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know how. But between this.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

When they're changing sex.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I heard that Magic Johnson sat out there in, in like did three pointers between that as his part of the contribution. Didn't he have aids?

[Bobby Brown]

This is going Somewhere.

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't about aids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live Aid. Live aids?

[JD Ryan]

No, Live Aid.

[Bobby Brown]

African hunger relief.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was a money raiser for aids.

[JD Ryan]

Like you're helping. Well, we did go from the Queen story directly to this. So I can see John's misunderstanding.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he thought AIDS jokes were funny.

[JD Ryan]

No, he didn't do that.

[Bobby Brown]

Hello, Temecula.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like. It's just like good old leprosy jokes. Those are. We're gonna do those in our number. Our number three is when we're gonna bust off with the leprosy jokes.

[Bobby Brown]

Brain bones connected to the mouth bones.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. There's nothing better than good old at leprosy jokes. Leper island joke. 800, 800.

[JD Ryan]

I like to give you a hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to give you a hand, but my hand just went through it. Don't dip your cracker in my arm. 800-800-radio. White House revoked Jim Acosta's press credentials. Will, no S. Florida genius breaks into alligator farm. What happened there, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

Well, basically, JD has the story doing something else.

[JD Ryan]

Alligators. Alligators. Alligators.

[Michael Turley]

It's got a line through it.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, we're more supposed to do that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's why Delta Airlines makes passenger sit in dookie.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that guy was flying. This one is a funny. Of course, it's an aviation story, so he had to find this one. It's a guy flying on Delta. He's going from Atlanta to Miami. He gets on the plane, he noticed there's something that appears to be feces on his seat. And he's like, flight attendant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Elliot, what are the meters doing now that we're talking about people sitting in poop, can you come over here?

[JD Ryan]

The flight attendant literally tells the guy that was from a service dog on the previous flight, you need to sit down and shut up or you'll miss your flight. And we have. Do we have audio?

[Michael Turley]

The gentleman that sat in it says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if the cleaning crew didn't clean your seat, I don't have any control over that. It filled the entire plastic bag. Paper towels full of feces.

[DJ Pre K]

And they wanted me to sit in that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have never in my entire life. Stop this now. Turn this off. You're gonna make me puke. This is ridiculous. Well, in the end, that place should.

[JD Ryan]

Have been pulled out of service.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and in the end of the audio that you don't want to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They talk about what they gave him to clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

They gave him a little bottle of gin to clean.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

This Reminds me when I was listening to the Russ Martin show when they were talking about pinching them. Pinching? Pinching them off over the side of boats in the lake. This is disgusting. It's disgusting, but disgusting you get trouble. You people are disgusting.

[JD Ryan]

You people.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, if, you know, if JD could identify the word alligator on a sheet of paper, you know, it had been a whole different bit.

[JD Ryan]

The actual thing is, it's been marked through. So.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm sorry, why is it marked?

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't as funny as.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Duke.

[JD Ryan]

Story is much funnier.

[Michael Turley]

Or actually relevant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. We gotta clean the palate on this. This is cool, dude. Let's do the Slayer song after Chad in New Orleans. Chad at 05F250XL. Two Wheel Drive super cab is a diesel or gas?

[Bobby Brown]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long bed or short?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four to five grand. Four grand. Probably just a commercial rig. Four to five grand, go. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up? Let's take a look.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it.

[Caller]

It runs fine and everything. It's a little rough in the bed, but that is good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like my old girlfriend. Oh, my God, Charlie. The funniest thing happened. So, my. It's not. Not funny. This is sad. I don't wish for any dis. But somebody said.

[JD Ryan]

What is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Old girlfriend from way back. High school and college. She finally gets married. You know, we're 45 now. Okay. And. And then she gets in a Facebook war with this guy's wife.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no, never again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not ex.

[JD Ryan]

The wife, not eggs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the wife. He's got six kids and a wife. So she marries her first time and hit her new bra. Husband is married. A polygamist with six children in a different state. I mean, they must have met at the bar. He had to get out of the house because it was too damn loud and noisy with an angry wife and six kids.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the damnedest thing.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. You see, you'll never see an Episcopalian acting like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800.

[JD Ryan]

That's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

7234. So the Slayer song.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. So I don't know if a lot of people are familiar with Slayer. Maybe our audience in San Diego and that wonderful rock station we're on, they'll be interested in this song. This song right here. Slayer was remixed. So this song.

[Bobby Brown]

Heavy.

[Michael Turley]

Very heavy. Extremely heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

So it was remixed to. Everybody knows this song right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it'll play.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did it all for the nookie. Showers that cleanse you of your life, your life. Work human mice. Pull the engine of death 400,000 wounds and die. No one.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know how high you have to be to think those two songs would go together.

[JD Ryan]

This is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did it.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Benny Hill and Slayer.

[JD Ryan]

Love it, love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just love it, love it, love it, love it, love it.

[JD Ryan]

I want it in my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, it's about time to get serious. Kind of. It's hour number two. We're picking up 10 more, 15 more affiliates here at the beginning of the 9 o' clock hour. So the warm up's over. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I've got two. My name is John Clay Wolf. You got 10. J.D. you're just on me. I fixed to kick everybody out of here and I'm just gonna do this myself.

[Bobby Brown]

Now that the midterm elections are over, you're either happy and content or sad and frustrated. Either way, you're going to do one of three things. Drink excessively to celebrate your victories. Drink even more excessively to drown your sorrows. Or if you're a libertarian, you're probably getting stoned to the bejesus belt right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cheers.

[Bobby Brown]

To democracy America. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. With special guest music legend Charlie Daniels. And featuring DJ Pre K, Randy the Chipmunk, Rush Limbo and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[Satan]

Hi everyone.

[Caller]

Welcome to the draw to play Wolf Show.

[Satan]

John's. John's taking a weekend off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Saints.

[Satan]

Happy to sit in for.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, you're here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm here. But I didn't know that you were.

[Bobby Brown]

Starting the show off, Sadie.

[Satan]

I can be shifty that way sometimes.

[JD Ryan]

You can? You scared?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you like that? Like the intro at Saturday Night Live where they the main actor comes out and does the monologues. Do you have a monologue ready for us? Prince of Darkness.

[Satan]

Hi everyone. You probably heard I've been on vacation.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, no, I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

No. You take vacations?

[Satan]

I'll travel a little.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[JD Ryan]

Where do you go?

[Satan]

Rested a little.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Satan]

Usually Bombay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Satan]

The nightlife is outstanding in Bombay.

[JD Ryan]

Is it?

[Satan]

Yeah. Yeah. That's a long flight.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Would you fly?

[Satan]

Sure.

[Caller]

I've got a lot of miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

What have you got lined up for us today, Satan?

[Satan]

It's such a long flight back.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're starting to remind me of Baba. You're just walking down this little path down by the river and no one knows where you're going.

[Satan]

No, this is true though.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true though.

[Satan]

It's a 14 hour flight. It is back to Los Angeles and.

[Bobby Brown]

I ran up where your house is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that where hell is?

[JD Ryan]

Of course.

[Satan]

Since 1969.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know that, but I read.

[Satan]

An article on the flight about diabetes.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Satan]

And by the time my plane landed, yeah, I had diabetes. So I'm working on that a bit. Eating pork rinds?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, they're good.

[Satan]

The cantaloupes aren't as good this time of year.

[JD Ryan]

No, are they?

[John Clay Wolf]

So Satan, you live in in Los Angeles, which is safe to say that it's hell.

[Satan]

Well, I have a summer home there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you were in Bombay flying back to hell. And the flight was so long, you're reading about diabetes. And by the time you landed in hell, otherwise known as lax, you had diabetes.

[Satan]

Yeah. Isn't that funny?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Power of the mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did you shake it?

[Satan]

Well, I'll tell you and you're not gonna believe this. It's the craziest thing. Slim, fast.

[JD Ryan]

Full of sugar.

[Bobby Brown]

I know it works for you.

[Satan]

Okay, let's just say I've got a different kind of metabolism.

[JD Ryan]

That's true. That's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get him out of here while he wants to go. Thank you. Good Lord.

[JD Ryan]

Hell is in LA.

[Satan]

Would you call me that, John?

[JD Ryan]

Good Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234 Brad 10 Silverado, Texas edition with a $30 on the miles. Quad DJ. What's does QC mean? Quad cab. Is that your code? I guess so. Brady there.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive does have the 20 inch wheels on Texas edition besides. So it's a Texas edition. Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

Just under clean, but above average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does ten grand buy it?

[Caller]

Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it should. I think that's right. So we got an 8, 9 year old Chevy pickup with 130. Is it like 131 or 129 on the miles?

[Caller]

It is actually 136.90 as of about 10 minutes ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

CJD, that hurt me that 6,000 extra. See this 1:30 mark on that truck in that 5.3 engine and that tranny rear end is the last hope for romance on a second life tipping point. So it still has a good market at 130-136-is like we could take her on a date but we made. Should we take grandma out of the nursing home this one last time? To take her to dinner because she may die on us while we're out.

[Caller]

No, It's a. It's 130,690.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Good, good, good, good. Okay. Yes. Then I'll buy it.

[Caller]

Sorry, I was. I wasn't real clear on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to put. Do you have a payoff or is it. Do you have a title?

[Caller]

I have a very slim payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slim.

[Caller]

But credit union or bank, and probably the last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it is a lease?

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, these leases, man, they're weird. Here's what's going on that I'm seeing. So we go to buy it. We go to, like, you get your payoff, and they say five grand.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I call to get their payoff, and they say eight grand.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they want to screw anybody besides their customer. They want to keep their customer locked in, doing business with them again. Brad, who is your payout? Who's the least. Who's the least facilitator on the. On the list, you know?

[Caller]

Well, I just. I paid my last payment last month, and through my credit union, I got them to loan me the rest. So now I'm into my credit union.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's perfect. I can pay them off, no sweat.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. So they've got.

[Caller]

I'll send you some pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'm gonna put you on hold and let DJ Pre K grab you, and he'll start the process.

[Caller]

Awesome. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, Brad. D.J. you got it. Line one, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

Man, that could have been a lot worse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very much weirdest damn thing ever.

[JD Ryan]

I just. They want to keep their customers locked in, and they don't want.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also, guys on Audis and vws, if you did not have the repair done or you did not get the VW money, we can pay it for you. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load them up on the diesels because I found a new little crease, a new little nook, a new little hole to tap into. I know I'm being vague, and I'm being vague on purpose, but really, my message is, is if you have an Audi or VW diesel that you want to sell that you did not collect any of the money on from, they.

[JD Ryan]

Offered you a big rebate.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can get it for you. Oh, yeah. So you got to give me the VIN load.

[JD Ryan]

He doesn't want the other guys to know at.

[Bobby Brown]

Give me the vin.com. we found another hole we can tap into.

[John Clay Wolf]

We found a loophole.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, a new commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

We found a diesel shelter.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm sorry. I don't know what's wrong with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know he's you and the devil. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Give us a call. We are up. We are live. We are. Good morning San Diego. Good morning, Bakersfield. Good morning, southern Louisiana. And yes, my heart still hurts from that loss last Saturday as well. Houston, Texas are number one. You know, we have more listeners and more business in Houston than anywhere. We do. And I guess that's just. Have we been on ESPN down there for. For 10 years yet, Charlie?

[Michael Turley]

I believe. I think this week a. M. Is on again, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, would they replay us in the afternoon? Oh, perfect. So it all works out, Buzz, of course. Good morning to you guys.

[JD Ryan]

Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

We're on Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're on in Vegas where they're just picking up our number four that hasn't started yet. They'll start next week.

[JD Ryan]

The mountain.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mountain man Dave. Dennis Miller has the wise spin on politics in America. He's always a certified smart ass. Is it any good?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Let's hear it. It's. It works.

[DJ Pre K]

I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can find it, but you're really on today. What's that guy's name? Groo. We've got grooves here, speedy. Grooves from the ticket. Yeah. Is it locked up? If it's locked up, it's locked. It's no problem. I mean, we can work around it.

[Michael Turley]

It just takes a second.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ready? When I watch Trump, he doesn't rankle me like he rankles people on your side. There are days I think he's a buffoon. There are days I can't believe the stuff he says. But I watch Pelosi and she drives me batty. All I know is when I look at socially liberal and that's when I don't dig what the conservatives do. They always come off like the town elders from Footloose and that's a drag to me. But, you know, I look at liberals sometimes. I think liberalism's like a nude beach. It sounds good till you get there. And then there's, you know, there's a lot of. I do want to I. A lot of canals and misspelled tattoos.

[Bobby Brown]

He's a genius. Dennis Miller.

[JD Ryan]

Funny. Does he have a. He had a show for a while. He still the show or is he on with somebody else here?

[Bobby Brown]

Dennis Miller Live was on hbo. I. Kind of a precursor to Real Time with Bill Maher. I think Bill Maher took over that slot.

[JD Ryan]

Just thought he had a radio thing though. Maybe not.

[Bobby Brown]

He has been doing a radio thing. I don't know if it's on anymore. I don't think it ever played here in Dallas Fort Worth. It was a good show though.

[JD Ryan]

He's like, mar you love him or hate him?

[John Clay Wolf]

I, I asked my wife this morning when I left, you want me to play a song for you? You did. She's such a smart ass. She said, what are you going to play? I love you, but please leave.

[Satan]

She.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's salty. If she would get on this. We were at, we were at the kindergarten thing. Checking in baby day day because he's starting next year in kindergarten. Like the, the first thing. And they're like, you know, and. Hi. And I'm so, so. And, and who are you? I'm Jeanette Wolf. And then your husband. And what do you do? What does your husband do? What does she say? She said, she said he's a stay at home dad and I'm a supermodel.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like, what is up with you, Miss Funny Ass? You need to start writing for the show.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a stay at home dad.

[JD Ryan]

Come on. She's so funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Do you have any, any, any sound bites from the Swedish? Her aunt and her, her cousin are selling a house in Denmark and she asked me if I'd be interested. You know, she reminded me of 13 years ago when we first got together when I told her I'd buy her a house over in Denmark because that's where she's from.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

You told her this 13 years ago? I mean, how long is a promise supposed to last?

[JD Ryan]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was, I was lying.

[Bobby Brown]

Might save you money in the long run. I mean, 40 years away, you might start saving money. But she travels there every year, doesn't she? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you think that's gonna slow down if we get a house over there?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

But she's not over there all the time. Well, when she's not there, you rent it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't wanna. I don't need a house over there. I can barely handle a house. I got here. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio 09 accord with 122 bob. Is it six cylinder or four?

[Caller]

It is a four cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather, cloth, cloth. Four grand. Five grand.

[Caller]

I'm sorry, what's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Four to five thousand? Four thousand. Up to five thousand depending on our attitude and the condition of the car.

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[JD Ryan]

And your attitude, Bob, you hear me?

[Caller]

Hello? Oh, okay. I'm on the air now, right?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, Bob, you're on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Radio Bob 4 to 5000 on your sled.

[Caller]

Hey, there is a few blemishes inside the vehicle. There's some blood stains.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh God. Giovanni, I'm on the air.

[JD Ryan]

I can do my funny stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What's up?

[Caller]

Hey, I've been watching, listening to that show from the Buzz. I used to really. I used to listen to it and try to blow it off and now I've actually been intrigued listening to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you hated us in the beginning, but we creeped up on you.

[Caller]

Yeah. I wanted to say I really enjoy this show now.

[John Clay Wolf]

That happens a lot.

[JD Ryan]

That happens a lot with the brokeback mountain of radio. We can't. You can't quit us.

[DJ Pre K]

Basically.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how long ago did you catch us the first time? And you were. Who are these guys? Get rid of them.

[Caller]

I think it was maybe two years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you've been on with us ever since?

[Caller]

Yeah, cuz I listen 945 all the time. And then one Saturday it came on while I was driving out to work. I was like, the hell is this?

[JD Ryan]

Get off my radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call Rob Ryan and rub his face in it. He loves it. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[Bobby Brown]

Baby. Pull up that 50 fairy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this thing.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show now. John Clay Wolf.

[Bobby Brown]

James Brown.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Living in America.

[Michael Turley]

That was very good, baba.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very good. What's the. The game day today? Clemson and whom?

[Michael Turley]

Boston College.

[DJ Pre K]

It's.

[Michael Turley]

It'll be interesting. I mean, Clemson's only favored by 14. There's really not any good games.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't move my feet now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feet down.

[Michael Turley]

You can hope, you can hope for some upsets. James Brown.

[JD Ryan]

Simon.

[John Clay Wolf]

James Brown sports today. Good morning, James Brown. Welcome to the program.

[JD Ryan]

You look healthy dead guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What are your picks this week for the sporting events? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Gonna get Oklahoma. Gonna get Oklahoma. Gonna cover spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[JD Ryan]

Cover the spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They're favored by 21.

[John Clay Wolf]

James Brown, our new sports analyst.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't bet the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just bring me honey to the Oklahoma Sooner.

[Bobby Brown]

Gone down.

[Satan]

Hi.

[JD Ryan]

Aggies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aggies. Who is Oklahoma player?

[Michael Turley]

Oklahoma State.

[Bobby Brown]

Aggies. Don't worry about shooters. Got Aggies in the sec. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like it.

[Bobby Brown]

I like.

[JD Ryan]

No idea he was coming by today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know. James Brown. We've got Casey K comes by from the dead.

[JD Ryan]

All of them.

[Bobby Brown]

Who's that man in the shiny pants?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Paul Harvey. Good morning. He's dead too. And he's back here. Paul Harvey, do you miss your radio bit?

[Bobby Brown]

Hello, America, this is Paul Harvey. Time for Rum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brooks, a high mileage 06 Mustang. I have a feeling it is. Well, you're in clean, so you may be an airman. So you may have an eight cylinder. If it's a six, it's worth damn near nothing. If it's an eight, it still got some value. Which one is it? What is your Mustang? Dj, Is it a GT or an lx? You're not working. You're not working at party city anymore, Brooks. What is it?

[Caller]

No, I think it's a GT.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, an eight cylinder or a six? You don't know what you got, Brooks. Go to givemetheven.com and put the VIN number of the license plate in. James. An 18 Silverado. Now, this thing's tricky.

[Bobby Brown]

Tricky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're struggling with these things because the rebates on the new ones on the 18s are out so heavy and the 19s are railing around the corner and nobody wants to pay anything for the 18s. It's like the 17s bring more than the 18s.

[Bobby Brown]

James.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you gotten a quote on it anywhere yet?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 50 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Probably not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 18 high country diesel with 22,000 miles on it.

[JD Ryan]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want to do with this thing? You want to sell it or you're going to trade it in?

[Caller]

Well, I'm just looking to send the herd, man. I got. I got too much stuff on a book Screenshot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and let's see some pictures. Put the license plate number or the VIN number in and let me send you an email offer here a little bit when I get off the air. Actually, the system will do it automatically. Real time, huh?

[Caller]

I'mma check payoff on it. In the meantime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. He's gonna what?

[Michael Turley]

Check his payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do that. Check your payoff. Cedar Hill, roger. 12 RAV4.75, 000 miles, all wheel drive, leather roofed. My gut tells me 12, 11 grand.

[Bobby Brown]

Is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right? Roger? Have you had it appraised anywhere?

[Caller]

No. 13 to 14.

[John Clay Wolf]

And where are you getting that number? Where are you coming up with that number?

[Caller]

Went to Kelly Blue Book just blanked on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly Blue Balls. What did she say? Is it a sport or a limited?

[Caller]

It's a limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Totally loaded.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Average MMR on it is 11,200, which means average market price, I'd be an 11.5buyer.

[Caller]

I don't know. I mean, I. I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the difference between Me and. Me and Kelly Blue Balls is I'll write a check and they'll just talk about it. So I. I mean, it's kind of like me when I. When I have these cars that lose money. People keep talking about this and that. I'm like, listen, I'm not looking for your opinion. I'm looking to turn it back into a check. What will you write a check for? And that's what I do with, you know, I'm a car better. People bet on sports games. People bet on political elections. I bet on cars, what I think I can get out of them. And I try to make, you know, advance some 500 bucks a lick and make 300 clean after expenses. That's what I do. I'm betting. I'm betting I can make it work from 11, 5. A lot of times I'm right, a lot of times I'm wrong. So I'll write a check for 11, five, go to give me the vin.com and line it up, load it up, we'll come pick it up also. That's part of the expenses. Hell, it costs us 100 to go get them, right? Nobody works for free anymore.

[JD Ryan]

At least, no, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

The slaves revolted. They won't do it anymore. 800, Babo. Is that bad? 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Nah, Baba. Quit making faces to me like that. My point is, there's a lot of exceptions. Expenses in this deal.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kind of like the damn call system. I mean, what's that cost? Five grand? That. I said buy next week.

[JD Ryan]

What call system?

[John Clay Wolf]

For the. For the. The telo system. The telo system?

[JD Ryan]

Why no one can hear you right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, because it's about every fourth or.

[Bobby Brown]

Fifth call we get one of those. It's like there's a circuit going out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just we got to buy a new one.

[Bobby Brown]

You're right. I mean, and there's a finite amount on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This stupid studio that we put together years ago, it's a hundred thousand.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. People don't realize how quick it ends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up for the gear. Yeah, 100 grand.

[Bobby Brown]

It absolutely does.

[JD Ryan]

What's the new TV?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you got like a set up at your house. Like a laptop. Yeah, that's what we got. We run this off of a laptop.

[JD Ryan]

People see that on the Internet they want. They see little people with a laptop and a microphone. Like oh, it must be what you do for radio these days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

This is a radio studio.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hang on. J.D. good morning. You're on the air. If you can hear me.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you Got?

[Caller]

Got a 2013 Chevy Tahoe LTZ. White diamond paint miles. 67 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive or four?

[DJ Pre K]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof or no sunroof?

[Caller]

Sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

23,000.

[Caller]

That's what you'd pay for.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'll pay for it. If it's got a clean carfax and it's a real car, doesn't need tires, doesn't need a windshield. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'd go ahead and hit the. Sell that because I hit that thing between the nose. Turley, I think, I think, I think he's gonna go shop around and realize that I bit him pretty strong.

[Bobby Brown]

Come back. That's a sensitive area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between 10 seconds. Okay, we'll be back in a memento porphy. 4 800, 800 radio. We're just going to givemetheven.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever tried to put 20 pounds of crap in a 10 pounds bag?

[Bobby Brown]

Every morning at 8 o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock. Yeah, every 70.

[Radio Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

My brother in law Cletus cut that whole figure cuz we couldn't see enough daylight.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a bunch of callers online. I'm gonna jam through a couple of these real quick. And then we got Charlie Daniels. He's on. He's coming on. Just a second. Charlie Daniels. The devil went down to George man Rick and 11F150 super crew. 91,000 mile, two wheel drive average rough or clean.

[Caller]

It's real clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

13, 14 grand with 91,000 miles. Thank you sir. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Now, here's the difference between an XLT and a platinum. Daniel. An 11. F150 platinum. 10,000 less miles. Leather roof, nav. What color?

[Caller]

It's the bronze metallic. So it's like that brown copper.

[John Clay Wolf]

17, 18, maybe 19 grand. Wow.

[Caller]

Okay, go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com and load it up. And that's just the difference between a basement and what we call has the gear.

[JD Ryan]

Has the gear.

[John Clay Wolf]

The gear. Leather roof, nav wheels, you know, geared up.

[Bobby Brown]

In a couple weeks, we're going to get a chance to take a look at the new Ford half ton diesel F150.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wonder if anybody's going to care about that. They don't care about that Dodge half ton diesel at all.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm kind of excited about it.

[Michael Turley]

Nor the Nissan too, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's got a Cummins in it. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The problem with that is you realize that you're driving a Japanese rig. I mean, if. If they. If they should have turned it into an infinity trim. Because when you're holding that steering wheel in that $60,000 truck and you realize that you're in a Pathfinder, that's when you're like, man, I love this engine, but damn it, I might have overpaid. It's just not. It just doesn't have the Toyota. Toyota did a good job. They brought all the Mexicans up from Mexico to San Antonio and built the Japanese Toyota Tundra. But they fed him a lot of good Tex Mex and then slid in some barbecue, and they built a real truck. It's like if you want to learn a new language, you go live with that family.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's the same thing about building trucks. You can't build them in Japan and think that the Texans will like that. Think it tastes the same as the good old Ford Chevy. Or it's just the way it works.

[JD Ryan]

Like dog.

[Bobby Brown]

Mike.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who missed that. No, J.D. i don't think they taste like dumb. You didn't have to Repeat it, Mike. An 07M35 with 160s worth. I don't know, 2500. Three grand.

[Caller]

2500?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To three grand.

[Caller]

How do I go online to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go to. Give me givemetheven.com. load it up. We'll buy it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got Charlie Daniels on the line. For those of y' all who don't know who this guy is, your biggest claim to fame was Devil Went down to Georgia song it still played on rock radio and country radio and classic hits radio every day all over the world. What was. What was your motivation for that song?

[Caller]

As they say, necessity of the mother of invention, Chance. The thing with this song, we had an album's worth of material ready to go and we did not have a fiddle song. And why we didn't decide that before we went to the studio, I don't know, but we didn't. So we actually moved the equipment out of the studio into a rehearsal studio. And I had this idea for a thing called Devil Went down to Georgia and just started writing it and, you know, it. It just went off, wrote the lyrics and came back as it said, the rest is history.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you released that album and that. That cut was on there, did you even. Did you think it was another filler song or did you think that was a. That was a song that could make you famous?

[Caller]

Yeah. When you go in and record a song, you know, what the heck's gonna happen to it? I got a song called the Long Hair Country Boy. I've done on just about every show I've done since I recorded it in 1974. You know, I mean, it's just some of them are just amazing. Sometimes you think are going to do good and you put them out and they don't do anything. Some songs you just don't know about. So you can't ever tell that. If I said I knew that Devil Went down to Georgia was going to do what it did, I'd be telling you a flat out lie. I thought he had a shot, but that was all I knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

When y' all did the final touches on it and got into that crazy guitar solo and that fiddle sound effect that you put on it, was that your idea or was that. Did you have some producer come up? Because that. Because that was a twist for the.

[Caller]

Time, you know, that's all organic. I put seven fiddles on the devil's part. That's what it took to get that sound. Now, we did, of course, we worked on it together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Together.

[Caller]

The guy that was producing us, guy named John Borland. Us. I've always wanted a producer to be like another member of the band that's a successful kind of producer, one that comes in and just becomes one of the boys and adds his ideas to everybody else's. I can't work with dictatorial people or anybody like that. And that's the kind of relationship we had. So we all worked on it together. Definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's definitely unique and that's What I was saying, I don't know if anyone had made that kind of sounds with those kind of instruments at that time. It was just another layer of the cake, which was really cool.

[Michael Turley]

That is crazy.

[JD Ryan]

Listen to Seven Fiddles. And the devil went down to Georgia. Who knew he'd be on our show so many years later?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dealers go to. Give me the vin.com. we have a dealer button, live and active now to bid your trade ins. I think the auto bid is up on it as well. So you don't even have to talk to anybody. It'll just hit you. Go to givemetheven.com click dealers. And we're growing our dealer business to buy the trade ins from the listeners. I mean your customers, our customers. We match and mix and all that crap. Okay, Needs advice on buying a lease from a, a neighbor. I can give you advice, Matthew. Go get your own lease because it's going to be a disaster in a cluster.

[Caller]

There's, there's no loophole I can jump through to get that thing at a good deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not really. I mean, you know the lease is on. How much a month is it? What is it?

[Caller]

I hate saying the turn in value on it. They're quoting 37,000 to buy it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what is it?

[Caller]

2017 F150 Platinum Four Wheel Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

37,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel? Is it diesel or gas?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna have to buy it. When you call to buy it, they're gonna quote you more money. So he's gonna have to buy the lease out and sell it to you. If you trust him enough to front the money for him to buy the lease out, then yeah. But I tell you, when you call them as, as, as a different person, that's not their customer. They're trying to control everybody. So they'll hit you 3,000 higher or 2,000 higher. It's the damnedest thing. I don't even know why it's legal. I don't see how it's legal.

[JD Ryan]

How it's legal. That would be the official payoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, VW is real bad about it. There you go.

[JD Ryan]

I can just make up a number.

[John Clay Wolf]

The charging juice.

[Michael Turley]

Dealers do that all the time. But it's not the dealer I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S the finance company.

[JD Ryan]

So you want to get out of this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody knows the ins and outs of what we're talking about that really knows the facts, because I've heard a lot of different opinions. I'd love to call in 800-800-RODIO. How the hell can the bank charge have two different payoffs in the same day? Yeah, you're right.

[Michael Turley]

And it's different amounts for different companies.

[JD Ryan]

Like a big. Is it a big deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

We like you. Oh, we'll give it to you for this. Oh, we don't like you. We're going to charge you that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I noticed with Ford really high.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Honda not so high.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird now when you say 40, meaning. So the customer quote from Ford is.

[Michael Turley]

20,000, and then all a sudden there's this extra 1500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I thought you were talking about maybe 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I had.

[Michael Turley]

I had a Honda just recently. It was like 500 bucks, but still just 500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Juice?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Explain it. Do they say, you know, this is.

[Bobby Brown]

What it's gonna take?

[JD Ryan]

On your phone bill it says, you know, 911 recovery fee or some such thing. Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

This is what it's gonna take.

[John Clay Wolf]

But why is it takes less if the. If the current league C buys it off? I don't know. Kevin and Pasadena, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Great.

[Caller]

Yeah, I just want to give an update on a satisfied customer. Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need another one, Right? What did we buy from you?

[Caller]

Yeah, I had the. I had the 16 Chevy Cruz.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[Caller]

My wife. It was my wife's car. She had passed away. Y' all made it comfortable as possible for me. Worked with me and just made it an easy situation for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't you call in a couple of weeks ago on the show? Because I kind of remember this.

[Caller]

That was me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we've already got the car picked up.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And the shack is cleared.

[John Clay Wolf]

It cleared. Another one cleared. Amazing. Thank you. And I'm sorry about your. How old was your wife?

[Caller]

She was 71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's still young. What got her?

[Caller]

Yeah, be like, thank you from Pasadena, where men are men and sheep are nervous.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Got what?

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What? What? What?

[Caller]

No, it was a heart attack in April. 24 weeks in ICU and just started falling apart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Well, how old are you?

[Caller]

53.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, based off of Charlie Daniels, you have at least 30 strong years of performing left.

[Caller]

Yeah, I play piano by ear, but I keep getting headaches.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He. Charlie Daniels is 82 years old and still getting up on stage and touring 100 dates a year. That's unbelievable. All right, thanks for calling in, man.

[Michael Turley]

He's got jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does have jokes. Died of his laughing too hard from his jokes. Roberto 08 Tundra with 100 on it. Crew cab. It's got to be around $10,000 go to givetheven.com and load it up.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right, thanks, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

And of course, the big elections on everybody's mind. There were some interesting things that happened this week with the election and Nevada brothel owner fashioned himself kind of as a Donald Trump style Republican candidate. He won. He won the election this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his name?

[JD Ryan]

His name is Dennis Hoff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he had the TV show. He's a star like Donald Trump.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, he is. Just like Bunny Bunny Ranch fame. The only problem is he died last month, but he still won the election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so Dennis Hoffa's dead, which we remember reporting on.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he just got elected.

[JD Ryan]

Just got elected.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how does this work?

[Bobby Brown]

Stephen Colbert tonight's show did a funny opening where the, the lady that won.

[Michael Turley]

I thought one was it the fastest.

[Bobby Brown]

Lady that lost the race.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Did a speech about it.

[Caller]

On the Russian investigation.

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's not it.

[Bobby Brown]

No, that's not it.

[Michael Turley]

What is it labeled?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have. Let's get to it in a minute. Jeff in Fort Worth. Good morning. Jeff, you there? Jeff?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up, man? I know who this is.

[Caller]

Hey, the reason why you've got different payoffs is because the leasee has a contractual agreement to be able to purchase the vehicle at the end of the lease.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[Caller]

Whereas if I, a dealer or you or an individual calls up to the bank, they basically look at an.

[Bobby Brown]

Mr.

[Caller]

They look at market, you know, values of the vehicles and they think if we've got 500 of these, what are they going to average up, you know, at sale? And that's what they base. They take that plus a typical profit margin. And that's why you see that, that's why you see a higher payoff to an individual.

[John Clay Wolf]

So legally they can do this because inside, buried in that contract, the lease gave them the rights to do it, I guess.

[Caller]

Well, yeah, that's the thing. Because the leasey, when they extinguish the contract, when they turn the vehicle in, then the car belongs to the bank. It belong to the bank anyway. The bank can charge whatever they want for the car based on what they think it's worth. Whereas the leasee has an actual contractual agreement. I had a lady once that she had $13,000 in equity versus, you know, what it was worth and what she could pay for it. So she, you know, gladly bought it and turned around and sold. But, you know, had to do it that way because I called the bank and get in 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has anybody come up with a contract or some kind of affidavit or POA where you can step into their shoes as an. As an out, as a related party and be on their behalf? Because there's got to be a way around this.

[Caller]

No, there's not, because they are. They are the owner of the vehicle to begin with. The bank is the owner, the trust, the lease. They don't have any ownership. They have to take ownership of the vehicle, pay the shell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff, I'm out of time. I'm getting a heartbreak, man. I'm so. I gotta. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. I gotta go. But thank you for the info, man. Name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the air.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas strippers are just as friendly. Why so much?

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Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll send the strip club DJ over there to pick it up.

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And now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, baby Moo Mo.

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Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's such a good song. I feel bad talking over it. I love Willie. I'm gonna say the almonds did it better than Willie. And I really like Willie's rendition. Who did it first? Bob, you're the musicologist.

[Bobby Brown]

Almonds for sure. Actually, that's. That's actually Greg Almond. After Dwayne passed, I think that's one of his first big solo deals. One of his only big solo deals.

[JD Ryan]

So did we ever find the audio from. We were talking about the story about this week, the Nevada brothel owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

The lady that lost the election to the dead guy. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

She actually lost to a dead guy. Yeah. I'd like to hear Dennis Hoff actually got elected. He's the bunny ranch guy. Anyways, this is her concession speech. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am so proud of all of you. Sounds like silent line. Thank you. Thank you. We fought a good, tough campaign, and I want to congratulate my opponent. He ran a surprisingly strong race considering he's a dead pimp. As you know, I ran on a simple platform. I'm alive and I don't prostitute women. I assumed that would put us over the top. Of course, the night could have been worse. Although I lost to a dead pimp. At least I didn't lose to Steve King.

[Satan]

Thank you.

[Bobby Brown]

Steve King is just kind of a conservative nut job.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what happens now that the.

[JD Ryan]

That Michael explained it to me, actually.

[Michael Turley]

They actually have a Republican waiting in. In the hands. So it gets.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it stays in the Republican party.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Good thing he's not married or they would let his wife do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would they?

[Bobby Brown]

That's happened. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He's not married.

[Bobby Brown]

I think it wasn't Milwaukee.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if he was married to a hooker?

[Michael Turley]

It would be a hooker.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would be a hooker. Do it.

[Bobby Brown]

It.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if that's true, Bobo. No, that. Actually. Let's get Rush Limbaugh in here. He knows politics better than we do.

[Michael Turley]

I think he's probably spent some time at the Bunny Ranch, too, I bet.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I bet he has. Once or twice.

[Michael Turley]

I'm up here real quick, Rush.

[Bobby Brown]

That's so funny, you bring that up, John.

[JD Ryan]

What a week for you. I actually.

[Bobby Brown]

I never visited the Bunny Ranch. The only. The only altercations I've had with Mr. Hawk off had to do with a bet we made a long time ago or. Atlanta Falcons, New Orleans Saints game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[JD Ryan]

Sport. Sporting bet.

[Bobby Brown]

And this was back in 1985, before he was famous and I was really just on my way. And to this day, you know, he. But I say this a lot.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Dennis hoff owes me $80.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think you're getting it.

[Bobby Brown]

And whoever. Whoever takes his seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

They're in the house there in Nevada.

[Satan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd better pay up.

[JD Ryan]

You're worried about income? But look, you're a billionaire.

[Bobby Brown]

I've got a strong platform. Yeah, you're the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. How about that midterm election? How bad?

[JD Ryan]

What do you think?

[Bobby Brown]

God, I just. I just love it. Here's the thing. And don't tell my boss about this.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, of course.

[Bobby Brown]

I just Love it on TV. I'm watching NBC. I'm watching ABC. I'm watching CBS. PBS, channel 13. They turn Big Bird off?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

For five hours straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Bobby Brown]

Talk about the election. Numbers, numbers, numbers. That Chuck Todd.

[Caller]

Yeah, you know the Chuck Todd, right?

[Bobby Brown]

The Meet the Press guy, Right. My God, he's like a chipmunk on speed. Are you gonna be all right throwing these numbers around? Yeah, it's exciting. I love it. Goes perfect with a couple of Percocets, I bet. And a nice tequila sunrise.

[JD Ryan]

Takes the edge off.

[Bobby Brown]

Leah. Next time you drink tequila, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Go for the blanco.

[JD Ryan]

The blanco.

[Bobby Brown]

Blanco Tequila. That's. That spells white to you and me.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Bobby Brown]

And it is.

[JD Ryan]

I'll have to look it up for.

[Bobby Brown]

The first few shots. Yeah, I'm beginning to see a little yellow rush.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about the migrant caravan heading for the Texas border across Mexico?

[Bobby Brown]

I think we better do something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I saw. I saw footage, actually, on Fox News Network the other day. There's like more than 15 of these guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's like crazy 15,000.

[Bobby Brown]

They're climbing over horse trailers, throwing. Throwing rocks at birds. It's crazy. It's culture. Culturally, we're very different. But you know what'll happen?

[JD Ryan]

What's gonna happen?

[Bobby Brown]

They'll come to the border. Yep. They'll fill out their paperwork to seek a silent.

[JD Ryan]

They're not gonna do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Bobby Brown]

We are friendly enough to do an espanol.

[JD Ryan]

Just climbed over the fence.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think that's true.

[JD Ryan]

And mixer, you stick a video of it.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, listen, J.D. you're a conservative. Yeah, I'm a conservative.

[JD Ryan]

A little bit.

[Bobby Brown]

That's enough. We don't have to make things up.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're right.

[Bobby Brown]

Please. In this day and age. Hope everybody had a happy election day and you all got out and voted.

[JD Ryan]

So good. You were happy.

[Bobby Brown]

See you next year or whenever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will see you before then. George. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[Bobby Brown]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a 16 exploder, 46,000 miles limited. Not anymore. Do what?

[Caller]

They're not anymore. They were exploders.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I got you. Gotcha. Gotcha. It's a limited. Does it have roof nav? What. What kind of equipment?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got. It's got. Yeah, it's got all. It's loaded down. It's. It's limited. So it's got that package got the skylights front and back and leather heated seats, air conditioned seats. Nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that sunroof.

[Caller]

I beg your pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got sunroof in the front and the back. It's got the extended one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 23 grand.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average MMR is 22 grand. I'm putting a thousand over that in it.

[Caller]

Right. All right. Well, I just kind of wanted to get a number from you. I've never heard your show before and I appreciate you guys and maybe you've.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never heard our show. What the hell have you been doing on Saturday mornings for the past 10 years? Years.

[Caller]

Well, I did. I didn't know you were there. I was probably on. I was probably on. I was probably on am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, you're one of those. Well, I'm glad that we've converted you over to Real Radio. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Wallace, tell him why. Why? We're better than AM. Sorry, Wallace Edwards. We got 13 seconds. You could make him feel like he's on AM again.

[Bobby Brown]

Again. The primary problem with AM radio is that you just can't get it in a truck? Nope.

[JD Ryan]

You sure can't stay tuned.

[Bobby Brown]

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show right after this.

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[JD Ryan]

You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Is that how you met your last husband?

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's all my kids want to hear when they're in the car. Van Halen. Van Halen. Play Van Halen, Daddy.

[JD Ryan]

See this movie. It's gonna be Queen. Play Queen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Donna does Dallas. Donna in Dallas. Good morning.

[Donna]

Good morning, guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, honey?

[Donna]

Well, I was throwing DJ Pre K, but I just called in because, you know, you followed one song right after another, and, you know, it kind of got the butt hurt a little bit because you, you know. What kind of raise did you demand? I mean, I used to tune in and listen to you guys. Few songs in between here and there. And now it's like so much music. I mean, I can turn on 92.5 and listen to music anytime I want to. I live for my Saturdays.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[Donna]

No Randy, Hannah, Rush, Satan. You with your. Oh, my God. Dude, you're kind of a genius when it comes to cars. No, not even kind of. Well, you're kind of what genius wants to grow up and become when it comes to cars. I have no reason to kiss your ass. I'm not even. Oh, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can kiss my ass. That's fine.

[Donna]

Yeah, so I have no reason to, you know, to do that. I'm not trying to sell you a car. I just. I really live for these Saturdays.

[Caller]

I love to laugh.

[Donna]

It's my favor drug at. Well, besides V maybe, but you guys kill me and DJ Prek with his, you know, white, black, Latino or other.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, they made. They made us quit doing that. They made us quit doing white, black. They got the butt hurt over white. They got the butt hurt over white, black, Latino or other. So we had to change it.

[Donna]

I was wondering why I hadn't heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it.

[Donna]

I thought I just kept missing it, like in the store or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you serious? This PC world, man, it's tough to live in.

[Caller]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for the shout out. So what your message is? You want less music and more of us?

[Donna]

Yes. And then also one question really quickly because I know you're very busy being a genius and all. Why did you guys cut off an hour in Dallas?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's another thing. You need to call don Davis at iHeart in Dallas and ask him. Because I hear you, man. We're adding four hours all over the place. And you would think right here is where we should do. They just.

[Caller]

There's no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the deal, Donnie. We have. We're weird. We're weird. We're not normal. We don't fit in a box. And they're just.

[Donna]

What are your ratings on Saturdays, man? I bet they're off the chart.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good, but they're. They're all over the place. And the Die Hards, there's a lot of. There's a lot more people listening to this than I even thought, JD because especially in the past couple months when I'm in like random places, they're like, no, but I listen, it becomes weird. A lot of people.

[Bobby Brown]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't know that.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, our listeners don't carry PPM meters.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Donna]

See, I would venture guess that a lot of people tune in not even just to listen about the cars. They listen to you guys. You guys are hysterical. Well, appreciate your energy, your back and forth. You guys have a sync capacity that is just. Is so funny. And people like to laugh, especially those that have to get up on a Saturday morning and probably would rather not agree. I mean, I work Monday through Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, funny.

[JD Ryan]

How.

[John Clay Wolf]

How am I. I need you to time stamp this and email it to everybody. So she, she. She's a better spokesman for us than we could ever be. I appreciate it. Donna, send me some nudes.

[Donna]

Don't make me blush now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. And. And I'm. I'm kissing your ass in return. It's a big ass kiss festival. Hey, baba, you have. You have people speak. You have listeners from a pod, streamers from Alabama, driving up from Alabama this weekend to come party with you. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I swear to God, he has listeners in Alabama that are driving to Dallas to come hang out with him tonight. Are they on their way right now?

[Donna]

I believe it.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well done it. Maybe. Maybe you need to party with Bobbo and the people from Alabama because, I mean, you know, y' all can.

[Donna]

They drove there. They drove to Houston to hang out with you guys recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Donna]

You know, like in the summer and stuff. I mean, it's just. You keep up and there's just not enough. There's not enough good times on the radio anymore, you know, because they're scared of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're scared of it. They're scared of it.

[Donna]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do people smile and laugh.

[Donna]

Man. For real. Like, is that what this has become? Because I don't want any part of it. You know, I'll win the lottery, get a big old boat and we'll go party in international waters where there are.

[JD Ryan]

There we go.

[Bobby Brown]

As long as we're back in the studio by Saturday. Saturday, done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hold on, Don. I'm gonna put you on hold and let you get with Bobbo. Hold on. Send me some nudes. Charlie, you and your drops. You have really, really, really bad taste from your years at the Ticket and.

[JD Ryan]

Or very good taste.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm queer. No, I'm not. I'm queer for Saturday mornings. I'm queer for Saturday mornings in sexy cars.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we just bought three Vipers.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Gave a quarter million dollars for three collector Vipers?

[JD Ryan]

Does that make you tense a little bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, make me.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I buy like, you know, like a Lambo or something heavy like that, it's quarter million or 300 grand. I, I, I feel better about it because I know what I've got. And when you get into classic cars and weird stuff and one offs, like, did I screw up or did I.

[JD Ryan]

Do it right off?

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy was trying to raise us like 5,000 from, from the, from the mark that we were at one guy.

[JD Ryan]

All three.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. I'm like, you know what? Just forget it. Just, I'm, hell, I'm scared where I'm at.

[Bobby Brown]

So that's what's going on with you. I, I thought you seemed a little puckered earlier. Early this morning.

[JD Ryan]

Is that it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We've got the coolest Vipers coming in the world, though. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Keith Richards is coming in the studio in a moment. So Donna, hang on for that. And we're gonna do DJ Pre K. Hey, what'd you get? Which replaced White, Black, Latino or others. The PC version of it. It's our way to skate it. That's really all it is, man. I mean, you know, you just gotta do what you do. So, Charlie, can we go out now? Does it hurt? Anything?

[Michael Turley]

No, no, I didn't hear anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Jefferson Airplane. You can count on me. Oh, yeah. We're back.

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[Bobby Brown]

What a badass.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have the drunkest audience in the nation.

[Bobby Brown]

Breath lies or save lives.

[Radio Announcer]

Okay, this is the John Clay Wolf. Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give it away, give it away, give it away, give it away now. Okay, it's time for your favorite game show and we're Going to have Keith Richards join us this morning on this version of it. What are they on? Keith Richards. Good morning from the Rolling Stones.

[JD Ryan]

Good see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so nice of you to come in just to do these little bits.

[JD Ryan]

With us in up to the microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a what? What you like?

[Bobby Brown]

I have a pickle.

[JD Ryan]

A pickle.

[Bobby Brown]

I've got lots of pickles left over from Halloween.

[JD Ryan]

Pickles.

[Bobby Brown]

I didn't have any. Trick or treaters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. DJ Prek, good morning.

[Bobby Brown]

I've got lots of pickles.

[Michael Turley]

What up? What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got for us, boss man?

[DJ Pre K]

I got a couple of things, man. Y' all want to play? Y' all want to play? What did I buy or y' all want to play? What? What were they.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were they on? Because we have Keith Richards here in the studio and he's a professional Space.

[DJ Pre K]

Richards. Who is that again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rolling Stones. Guitars I will get today.

[DJ Pre K]

We got an interesting one, man. This one is a little bit long. We got a man in Oregon who ain't pay his house bill. So the county said, let's get him out of there and get up in.

[John Clay Wolf]

That mic a little more, boss. Or Turley, give him some more help. Check, check. There you go.

[DJ Pre K]

Check 1, 2 of my good 10, 4. So this guy, he couldn't pay his house bill. County come and take the house. But he wasn't, you know, digging that idea. So after he attended the hearing, for which he was released from jail for a charge of unlawful possession of explosives in order to attend, he went back to the crib and started setting up his master plan. But when FBI came to clear the place later that week, they were greeted by a sign that read, warning, Property protected by Improvised Devices. And that was no lie, man. The first trap they encountered was a minivan blocking the front gate. Booby trapped with steel traps with steel teeth like you'd use to catch an animal. But they neutralized that one pretty easy, you know, no sweat. But when they got in the gate, they found their next obstacle. A big ass hot tub propped up on its side, rigged to roll when the front gate was open. Just like that one Indiana Jones scene. Then the fan feds dodged that one, made it through, and made it to the front door. They blew open the front door because, you know, they don't know what they're working with. And saw a suspicious fishing line and a wheelchair. As FBI entered, there was an explosion and the wheelchair lurched forward and an agent yelled, I'm hit. The agent was rushed to the hospital and they dug a small pellet out of his leg. Later they found a shot, a spent shotgun shell in the house where the wheelchair was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's Tom Cruise and all this?

[DJ Pre K]

Somewhere being short, man. FBI later found our suspect in Arizona where when asked about any more traps in the house, he said, I wouldn't race right in. He was charged with assaulting a federal officer. But what do y' all think he was on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the answer to everything these days seems like meth. So what kind of drug was he on? He wasn't just a drunk.

[JD Ryan]

No, that's way too complicated for a drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was on Adderall.

[Michael Turley]

Man, I'm gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's prescription cocaine.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are you gonna go with?

[Michael Turley]

I'm same similar cocaine. Because he talked about a trap in there. Yeah, the trap house kind of thing.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna stay up all night to do this? Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm gonna have to go. I was gonna go with coke.

[Michael Turley]

What does Keith think?

[John Clay Wolf]

So everybody's coke and I'm prescribed coke. Keith Richards, what do you think he's on?

[Bobby Brown]

You know, you're on the Knot Tribals, the Adderalls. A lot of fun. A lot of fun. But it can't do better than the real lark, cocaine. They don't make it in England. You know, you got to go South America like that. I was better than arrowing because it's a lot less expensive, you know, Mick used to have a trap on his house just like that. The Steel Bear trap.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

That's how he captured Dave Bowie. It was an horrible thing. You seen David Bowie's head was kind of slanted like that. Yeah, he's got caught in that trap in Mix House.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think. I don't believe that happened.

[Bobby Brown]

Going over to have a little tickle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones. You think that the guy's on heroin?

[Bobby Brown]

No, I think it's cocaine. For all that, it could make a trap on heroin. What do you make it out? It would be Mashed potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Briquet, what do you got, man?

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all should have went with y' all gut instincts, man. 67 year old Gregory Rodvent did something only a toe tapper could do, man. They found evidence of paraphernalia linked to meth use.

[Bobby Brown]

A lot of fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're not.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you do methamphetamine? Keith?

[JD Ryan]

Keith? Heroin?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, not in the middle of the day, love. That's a bad time. I wait until after about four in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The morning and what does it do to you?

[Bobby Brown]

Nothing. It can't touch Me, I got a different kind of metabolism.

[JD Ryan]

I bet that's right.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

How are you still alive?

[Bobby Brown]

No, you aren't. Really believe this.

[JD Ryan]

I, I, I'm listening.

[Bobby Brown]

Slim Fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm drinking on now.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're not Slim Fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adrian, you've been hanging out for a while, man. You must want to sell this truck.

[Michael Turley]

Are you there?

[Caller]

I just want to hear the price. Yeah, I'm here. Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you had it bit anywhere else?

[Caller]

No, I sure haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got a 16 tundra with 33,000 miles, the TSS package, which I'm not putting the truck down, but I'm going to tell you the truth about something. So these, these rich guys that Toyota still. How much time do I have, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

I have plenty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. There's still this wholesale distributor system in America. So Gulf states region. Toyota buy all the cars from Toyota and they distribute it to the Gulf states dealers. So they get to middleman between the factory and the dealers. And this TSS package is just a BS package that they put on there to make money with. If you notice when you really start looking, it's kind of like a Z71 skid plates and shocks, you know, it's the sticker nonetheless, it's basically an SR5 or an SR with a TSS sticker. How many miles are on it?

[Caller]

Right? 33,000. 33 average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean? Clean.

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Gunmetal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a $22,000 buyer.

[Caller]

22,000?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

All right, man. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Remember, if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. I sent three of them this week, which is the most in a while. And next week we're gonna put the GMTV love wagon out on the street and we're gonn them around town and handing out $100 bills to people as.

[JD Ryan]

They drive out of CarMax with their little sheet.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe have a schedule on the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll figure this out. This is a stony idea, but I like it. And, and we'll have them out on the street and you can come up with your appraisal letter. And if we don't beat it right there, we'll give you $100 bill.

[Michael Turley]

So no checks. We're just going to fire with it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to have a buyer pack and we're going to have to have Uncle Roy and a pistola next to him so he doesn't get rolled.

[JD Ryan]

Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz that's not what we have.

[JD Ryan]

Security.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll have security.

[Michael Turley]

Maybe it'll be a voucher. Maybe not Real, real cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what we've got is those Damn cards, those GMTV Visa cards. And we can load them with 100 bucks a pop and just hand them to them. They can run over to the cash machine and cash them. Perfect. I sure like the feel of a crisp, clean hundred though. Yeah, yeah, it does.

[Michael Turley]

But the liability is a little bit heavier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Cuz you know, you got, we're going to have to have, you know, arm security. Yeah, yeah, we'll figure it out. But anyway, we'll. Next Saturday we'll, we'll figure out how we're gonna do that. I'm sure I'm gonna get a phone call from somebody. Oh, I bet you do something on Monday about you're not on their property.

[Michael Turley]

It's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, we're just showing the public that they have alternatives. So this other companies like Walmart, they've had the game for 20 years and it's time for us to take it a chunk of it back. I mean this. I bought cars from those guys for. I bought 10,000, 10,000 cars from them. People would sell them to CarMax. I would go to CarMax as a dealer and buy them from CarMax. They would make a profit on me and then I would make another small profit from there.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

In my concepts. Like why don't I just go straight to the people, give them the profit that I'm giving Carmax and then go make my little 300 bucks already and not give them the chance to cut out the good ones.

[Bobby Brown]

And that's.

[JD Ryan]

That didn't make them happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they, they, they've, they've sent me some letters so I've got to watch. I got to be careful with the way I do things.

[Bobby Brown]

The cars are a lot better this way too, John, though, remember because the ones that CarMax was willing to sell you were, they were crap. Not their best.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did not build me the brand that I was looking to build. They did not make a lot of friends.

[Bobby Brown]

People in the public though are selling you gems.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we, we know we're getting the best cars we've ever bought. We're paying more for them, but we're handling the best price product we've ever had in the auction. That, that's so fun. We've got to get some, we've got to get some audio from the auction. That thing is Just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Remember, dealers. A lot of dealers call us. They want to sell cars in our auction lane. And we don't take consignments. But what we will do is just buy your car so you can go to give metheven.com and click the dealer button, put your car in, and our system will tell you what will pay for it. Your trade ins, your overage, all that stuff. We'll just buy them directly from you. You.

[Bobby Brown]

It's crazy smart picking. Crazy smart. Did you catch me and Cody last week during the.

[John Clay Wolf]

During the.

[Bobby Brown]

Say he. He has. Not the auctioneer. Cody, our auctioneer Cody has silent spaces, and they're only a couple of seconds. And I just happened to be standing on my chair at the time. He got quiet, and I. I looked at him and I said, 15, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, y' all are across for me.

[Bobby Brown]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're running two lanes at the same time. So Kent, Bobbo, and Cody are in lane 16, and Heath and myself and Glenn are in 17. Pre K. In pre K. Turley, did you say on the camera, on the simulcast? What'd you see?

[Michael Turley]

So before the auction started, you're walking up, and we could see coming through camera, and there's Glenn, the operations manager, standing there, and somebody came up to talk to you. I don't know what he's gonna talk to you about, but Glenn works security. All of a sudden, he pushes him away.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

He's got to get up on the block. Stay away. Stay away from. Do you have people coming up to you trying to talk right before the sale?

[Podbean Announcer]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So did you tell them to do that or just. He took that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. People have to understand when I'm in that mode, man, I am thinking about what we're doing. We're selling a car every 45 seconds.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

My brain's going 5,000 miles an hour, and I'm in a zone. I can't talk anyone. I had one of the marketing people from the auction come up. She's like, hey, what do you think about this? And this? And I'm gonna do this. I'm like, I would love to talk about this, but now is not the time. Flash. I was just pointing to Glenn, like, get her out of here. Get her out of here. So he tackled.

[Michael Turley]

He's a wrangler.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, there you go.

[Michael Turley]

Nuts is wrangling.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nuts is a wrangler.

[Bobby Brown]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, when you're in that zone and you're doing that and you're selling those cars that fast.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, you got to be, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have to be focused. It's like flying a damn airplane.

[Michael Turley]

It's not just thousands of dollars, but.

[JD Ryan]

People don't realize hundreds.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's millions. Millions.

[Michael Turley]

It's millions of dollars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We've broken every record at that auction. We. Highest car ever sold, 380,000. Most amount of cars ever sold one day, 7 million. I mean, most count of cars ever sold one day, I think was 338. I mean, it's busy. There's a lot going on. One day, I do two shows a week. This one and that one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that one takes more energy.

[Michael Turley]

Well, this week's show is going to be huge. You're going to have probably the most dollar amount of vehicles running probably this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

I think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got some heaviest, some fat bottom girls.

[Michael Turley]

400,000 in four cars or so. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is that Lamborghini on the ground?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

There?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me a picture of that. I like putting that stuff on our Facebook page. And the big cars are just, you know, they're not for show, but they're for show. I mean, it just shows the gamut. And then so I, I sell the big cars and then I'm arguing with the Mexican dealers at the end of the auction over 300 cars.

[JD Ryan]

It's, it's, it's a little bit everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a, it's a lot of everything. The trucks, the diesels, the high mileage diesels, the low mileage diesels, the frontline Toyotas, the junkie Toyotas, the Lamborghinis, the Benz. I mean, we, we'll have 25, 30 Mercedes in a row. Jeez, there's a lot of work, a lot, a lot of work going on. That's Dallas Auto auction Wednesday morning. And if you guys want to buy any of them, find a dealer and you can log in through Simcast and watch it. And they'll, you know, just tell them, them charge me 500 bucks to buy a car through the lane wholesale, and they'll do it. All right. Go to givemetheven.com See you later.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

That's like the holy grail of cheap body works.

[Radio Announcer]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

I am a peasant today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am a king tomorrow.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is Uncle Norman when you need him? Good morning, everyone. Our number four, J.D. ryan.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Bobo.

[Bobby Brown]

Say, say, say, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

What up? DJ Pre K? He's on the Phone. He's always busy. He's doing deals and stuff.

[Bobby Brown]

Do you ever watch him talk?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

He's. He's so enthusiastic and. And animated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Caller]

Look at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at him. Look at him. See that glass wall? That glass pump. Hype.

[Bobby Brown]

Look at him. He loves it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Breaking Bad movie. Brian Cranston loves the idea. They did this with Jeremy Piven's movie Entourage, and it was a good movie. Did you go see the Entourage movie?

[Bobby Brown]

I haven't seen a single episode ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how would you do a Breaking Bad movie where. Where Walter White died at the end? Well, let's.

[Michael Turley]

Let's see what Walter had to say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Yes, there appears to be a movie version of Breaking Bad. I know of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller]

And. But I honestly haven't read it yet. I don't know if there's an appearance or how. What kind of appearance? Flashbacks, flash forward. I have no clue. But I'm excited about it because it was the greatest professional period of my life. And I can't wait to see all those people again. Again. Even if I just come by to.

[Michael Turley]

Visit, I think you could still do. Because you. Everybody knows that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watched it.

[Michael Turley]

Millions of people watch it. How it ended.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't. It wasn't clear if he died at the end, though.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what I was going to say.

[Michael Turley]

Did he die and you don't know what happened to Jesse? Jesse. He's driving off, laughing, you know, going crazy.

[JD Ryan]

He'll be in it.

[Michael Turley]

So they could pick it up from there, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they need to reload. Light it, man. So when Saul's done and catches up, which I have not watched the last season of. You, Bob. Oh, yeah. Is it great?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I need to get into that.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it really is great.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot of good TV on.

[Bobby Brown]

And Gus is back in the latest season of Better Call Saul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

And they show how they make the underground laboratory and everything it took to get that done.

[Michael Turley]

So they're. They're going into Breaking Bad now?

[Bobby Brown]

They're getting there.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're already there. They're there. Hell, they were there last season.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, they're getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

When Mike was doing stuff and Nacho was in it, it was good. The whole thing's great. Ozark. For the you Breaking Bad fans that miss it, I suggest Ozark. It's not as good, but it's pretty damn good. Jason Bateman, he's on it. Have you seen that?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not worried.

[JD Ryan]

Where is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Netflix.

[Bobby Brown]

Netflix.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

That's my Favorite thing this year, I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think I thoroughly enjoyed watching all six or nine seasons of the Sopranos.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This year. I've never. I never watched it. I watched the whole thing. I'm gonna watch it again.

[Bobby Brown]

Second season of Ozark is every bit as good as some of the episodes of the Sopranos. Now, Sopranos for gangsterism is right up there with Goodfellas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

Everybody says it's all the same actors. Ozark is so distinctly weird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

It's just great.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good stuff. Jake Ryan. I just started that. I've heard good things.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah. Jack Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Ryan, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

That's the Tom Clancy character.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Animal Kingdom? Nobody's seen that. It's kind of. Have you seen it?

[Michael Turley]

No, it wasn't on, like Saturday mornings back in the day. Oh, that's Wild Kingdom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Animal Kingdom or something. That. That's another one to get into. There's a lot out there, man. I. There's so much. I mean, it's like walking into Blockbuster back when Blockbuster's up, when you get into it, what am I gonna do? Where do I start?

[Bobby Brown]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

I think I hate to get into the series because then you gotta. Your whole hooked and you. You can't stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you gonna say?

[Michael Turley]

T. Well, Blockbuster, I was reading this, that they actually had an opportunity to buy Netflix for like, it was like 120 million or something. Really Nothing. And now look where Blockbuster's at.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Like to be in that meeting.

[Michael Turley]

That's what they said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't be ridiculous.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, it's just a niche thing. It's not really gonna work, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were gonna buy. We did a new commercial. If you go to the show page, it's on there, there. And. And we're going to do it. We're going to air it on television. But I was. I got priced. I wanted news. Evening news, inside the news.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In sports. Stuff that people don't dvr.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, the price on it was like, whoa.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Because everybody knows that's where you need.

[John Clay Wolf]

To put the shirt because that's the only place that anybody don't DVR. It was like 2500 a shot.

[Bobby Brown]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, ouch. Hang on. Let's. Let's ease into this for a minute. Let's try some cable.

[Michael Turley]

Good thing. Good thing the production was cheap.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Yes. The production was. Hey, wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Slam. I mean, we did an awesome job. We spend a quarter million a month right now in ads.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not Going to charge you that much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, in ads.

[JD Ryan]

In ads.

[Satan]

Believe.

[JD Ryan]

Believable. That's. I mean, that number is staggering.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is staggering. I never thought that we could do that and still cover it. But we buy enough cars, you know? I mean, you buy 1800 cars at.

[JD Ryan]

The machine, rolling, running, man, it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, where's it end? I mean, you look at some of these national campaigns. Domino's AT&T. I mean, what it really takes to be a national advertiser and have those spots everywhere. I'm talking 50 million a year.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah, Eventually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eventually.

[Bobby Brown]

And a store on every corner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I can't afford the store in every corner. So we do it online.

[JD Ryan]

Everything's virtual in Vegas. Where else?

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got a store in Baton Rouge. We've got the keys to it. It should open next week.

[JD Ryan]

That's huge, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably gonna have to do something in Houston, a different one.

[JD Ryan]

There was a time, and it wasn't long ago, and I know I've said this before, that it was you and Michael and Baba and Connie and I had me on Saturdays, and it was the whole team.

[Bobby Brown]

It was everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now our Christmas party, they're like, how many you need? I'm like, 150.

[Michael Turley]

Where is the Christmas party this year?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we're gonna do it down the street at that Ridgely bar. And there's this cool band that I like. They're gonna play for us.

[Michael Turley]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we'll do something like that. Bobbo's gonna bring the grass.

[JD Ryan]

Always such good stories come out of our parties. Always. I wish this. I wish we could take this thing on the road more. Because, remember, one time, we've taken it.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the road a long time, and.

[JD Ryan]

We came back with a year's worth of stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Seabrook, Texas, the yacht club weekend car show.

[JD Ryan]

And we talked about it for a year. Year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got to do Baton Rouge. I know I screwed up last week. I haven't done it. If we can line it up, Bob, you and Ronnie get something done. Lot of listener email. A lot of guys that want to meet us and hang out and maybe.

[Michael Turley]

The opening of the store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's probably a good time to do it, but I don't want to do it at a store. I want to do it at a bar. Well, I know I'm an alcoholic.

[JD Ryan]

Man. I would bet there was some drinking after the game last week.

[Bobby Brown]

Boy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, not good drinking either.

[JD Ryan]

Not the good drinking. Drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, after the. Oh, sad drinking.

[JD Ryan]

Sad drinking. Well, is there a difference, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What do you drink? You and I leave right now, we go to bar. Forget beer. What do you order if it's not beer?

[Michael Turley]

Either whiskey or gin.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's whiskey? That's a broad stroke.

[Michael Turley]

TX, TX. Yeah. TX.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey straight rocks? Coke, Water.

[Michael Turley]

No, rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rocks. Yeah. Gin.

[Michael Turley]

Gin and tonic.

[Bobby Brown]

New Amsterdam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What about you?

[Bobby Brown]

Bomb everything thing? Yeah, I'm not, you know, if you don't drink.

[JD Ryan]

Me first.

[John Clay Wolf]

And jd you were just a vodka man.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I was about to man. Yeah. Vodka and. Vodka and juice toward the end because it's easier to hide.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't drink liquor because it won't last long enough. I don't drink to get drunk, as stupid as that sounds.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't put anything in it and put it on ice, you can prolong it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean at the end of a glass of whiskey I'm gonna be as, I'm gonna be as if I had two glasses of whiskey. That's gonna be a six pack of bottles. Beers. Yeah, that's true. And I don't want to get that drunk.

[Michael Turley]

But you won't be as full. Yeah, it's a different buzz too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Different buzz glow.

[Bobby Brown]

That whiskey glow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're saying I, I need to, I need to branch out into my boo. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Start, start dabbling. In fact, we have some tequila right over here. You would, would you like to try some?

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

It's actually not bad. Me and Bob would try some and.

[Bobby Brown]

It sounds so, so denigrating and I don't mean it this way, but yeah. Act your age.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know people from New Orleans, we're on in New Orleans right now in Baton Rouge and south Louisiana. Call them the most professional drinkers. I don't want to hear from the Oklahoma people because they're going to tell me about meth. But guys from south Louisiana call and tell me what you drink besides beer. I, I, I, I need to find a new drink. I need to get. Like you said, I need to grow up a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of acting your age and growing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. What do you drink?

[JD Ryan]

Did we talk to Charlie Daniels all? Did we hear all the Charlie Daniels stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, no we did not. And I would like to hear the Last 1. The 82 year old Charlie Daniels kicking ass. Kicking it. Yeah, let's hear that. That Charlie just released his new book, let's make the day count Everyday Wisdom of Charlie Daniels. Do you discuss stuff like this? We're drinking right now.

[Caller]

Well, you're talking about a book I wrote, just came out a couple of days Ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And it's something I write every day for many years on my social media. I have done a feature called let's all make the day count. It has to do with a. I open up with a scripture and it's kind of an inspirational sort of thing. I do a. A saying and, you know, a little writing, and it's one of the first things I do when I get up in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you married?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same. How many years?

[Caller]

54.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she go on the road with you?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, yeah, She's. She's with me now. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you go with the all steel chassis like Prevost, or do you all have a slide outs? I mean, you don't.

[Caller]

I don't have a slide out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because when you're on the road that much, those all steel chassis like the Prevost drive so much better than those wobble boxes with the slide outs.

[Caller]

I get along great on week. We get along great on our bus. Somebody asked me one time, is it vintage bus because it's an older one? And I said, no, but it's something, something very special about it. It's paid for.

[JD Ryan]

Can people buy your book at your website or is it on Amazon?

[Caller]

Well, all the usual suspects. Amazon and Barnes and Noble and it's out there across the board.

[JD Ryan]

It's like a daily inspirational reader. Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, definitely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie Daniels, everybody. He's on tour 100 dates this year. The man is 8, 82 years old. A lot of you will recognize the music. Some of you might not recognize the name, but you'll. This guy's a household name all around the world. Mr. Daniels, thank you so much for joining us.

[Caller]

Thank you, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good luck.

[Bobby Brown]

This is a pretty cool cat.

[JD Ryan]

Cool cat, baby.

[Bobby Brown]

Dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

82. 82. I mean, most 82 year olds are done, done, done. This man is touring professionally 190 nights a year, releasing new content.

[JD Ryan]

Have you ever watched him play?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

The fiddle dude. It is exhausting. He'll break strings and he just. I mean, he's hammering on that thing.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he goes through about five bows a show.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, dude.

[Bobby Brown]

It's almost frightening shredding those fiddle bows. Well, you guys didn't talk about much and this is really cool. Charlie has gotten with a different group of musicians, not just his band, and they call themselves the Bowl Weevils. And they just came out with an album called Songs in the Key of E. Okay, that's a really good neo traditionalist. Cool, cool, cool album. It's what the almonds would be doing if they were all alive today. I really think Marshall Tucker band along that line.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, hey, hey. Try a different beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

A good glass of Woodford over ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[Caller]

Woodford, Woodford Reserve.

[John Clay Wolf]

Woodford. And what is, is that bourbon?

[Caller]

It's a bourbon, yeah. Very, very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, let me write this down. Woodford Reserve.

[Caller]

Reserve.

[Bobby Brown]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, what, what city you be?

[Caller]

Franklin, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Franklin. I mean, these guys will steer you, right, guys? Are you a good cook also?

[Caller]

Oh, hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's Whatever. Yeah, I need. I need to grow up a little bit, don't I? I. I don't even know how to cook a hamburger. I mean, I do. I just don't. I just don't. I just never got into it.

[JD Ryan]

You're busy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but.

[Caller]

But if you can get somebody else to do it, it's even better.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you get somebody to do it, it's even better. I hear you, Jason. And Lafayette. What do you think?

[Caller]

Well, personally, I like Gentleman Jack, but if, if that's year old, charter is sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. In Lafayette Charter. Hey, go to, go to givemetheven.com and load that Silverado in there. We'll throw a number at it. So 3, 5, 3, 500 miles. Okay, good. Put them on hold.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody wants to talk about what they drink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. What do you got, Tommy?

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Steer me right. Grow me up.

[Caller]

Grow you up? I will. I'm. I'm by far not grown up, but the Glenmorangie is a pretty good scotch. There's about, I don't know, six or eight different kinds that they make.

[John Clay Wolf]

Glenn Morangy.

[Caller]

Yeah, Glenn. And then there's Balvini.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

They have a 14 year Caribbean cask.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had that Turley. We're going to the bar after we get off the show. All right.

[Caller]

Dude, it's. And you don't have to spend a lot of money on scotch to get the good stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I started off with Mickey's big mouth with Uncle Roy at a very young age, the bright young age of eight. And then, well, you got a car.

[Caller]

Before you can walk, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

But then, then you get into high school and you, you know, Coors gold and then the cheap Coors, you know, then Coors Light, and then I got to get under Miller Light. I've been in the Miller Light for 30 years. I drink gin, Bombay Sapphire and tonic. But I don't, I don't really Scotch. Will. I've just gotten so Drunk off liquor. I don't want to get drunk.

[Michael Turley]

Scotch will make you a little salty, too.

[Bobby Brown]

You just.

[Caller]

Yeah, all you do is just sip on it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just chill.

[Caller]

You're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

You. Yeah.

[Caller]

I mean, if you're. If you're just drinking it neat, you don't put any, you know, ice in it. It's not gonna get all watered down. But some people like to put a little bit of really good water, and it changes the flavor a bit.

[Bobby Brown]

Where are you from?

[Caller]

You can nip on the thing. Oh, Grandma. So I'm not a meth user.

[John Clay Wolf]

You.

[Caller]

Know, holes in my skin and my teeth are all still here, so, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, that's all shtick. I love. Love is a strong word, but I have some good friends in Oklahoma, and, And I, I. I appreciate you guys, but you understand, being between where we are, I got to make fun of something, and that's a pretty big target. It's a pretty easy target.

[Caller]

I grew up. Yeah, I grew up in southeastern part of the state where that stuff's quite prevalent, I guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And you can. Certain times of the year, certain nights, you can almost smell it cooking. So I walk outside, and you're like, ah, somebody's got something cooking.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 2000, somebody's got something on the stove. In 2003, I bought a little Chevy store in Marietta, Oklahoma. It was.03. Yeah. And my experience with that, because my plan was to sit. Sit on it for a little while, grow it up, and then move it out to the highway to the Windstar, because I figured the Windstar was going to be a monster. And it is. But I had so much trouble with the dealer board up there, and they wanted me gone. I was not an Okie. I was a Texan doing business in Oklahoma. And they were pinching me and pinching me, write me up for everything. I mean, it's like somebody trying to get into, you know, it's like trying to explain to Trump that it's okay to immigrate. They were not cool with it. And in the Indian titles, I lost a lot of money on that. I had to learn that the hard way that Indian titles look lean free, but they're not. And anyway, that.

[Bobby Brown]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's where my beef with Oklahoma comes. Thanks, guys. All right, we'll be back with a next segment. More drink in a minute. Yeah. We're back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

You're primarily an entertainer on the radio. We think our show is just getting good.

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Wrong call in 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate this Job.

[DJ Pre K]

I had to go get my pimp cane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right. Oh, this is old. Don't tell me. I'm coming on. Beatles. McCartney, 80s.

[Bobby Brown]

Wings.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wings. That's a good song.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Love it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg, Houston, favorite drink? What you got? Greg, you still there? Houston? Greg? Yeah? What's your favorite drink?

[Caller]

Oh, well, there's this thing called a dead Nazi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And it will screw up your wife and your girlfriend because the lies start flowing out of your mouth like crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? How do you make it?

[Caller]

It's a half Rumpelman, half Jaeger.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that sounds good.

[Bobby Brown]

9, 9, 9, 9, 9,. 9, 9.

[Michael Turley]

That is strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Half Rumpelman's, half Jaeger. Joe, Baton Rouge, what you got?

[Bobby Brown]

Sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. Hello, Joe and Baton Rouge, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, we. We start off with a twist on a vodka tonic. We add a splash of bullet bourbon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

And we put a little iced tea in it. And that's for the first two hours. And then at 12 o', clock, we switch to what we call the Cajun Irish wake, which is an ounce and a half of gold rum, ounce and a half of white rum, an ounce of blue carousel, a splash of orange juice, fill it with ice and it turns green and go Tigers.

[Donna]

See?

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's who I wanted to talk to. Someone that's a pure professional. Seriously, that is. This is an educational format we're broadcasting publicly right now. Go Tigers. I'm with you.

[Bobby Brown]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm with you. Patrick, what have you got?

[Donna]

Hey, I got it.

[Caller]

Well, drink wise. It's a. Just goes brown water. Brown water on a solid cube.

[JD Ryan]

Ice.

[Caller]

Those big round cubes. Ice you put in a tumbler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, yep. Awesome.

[Michael Turley]

A yeti. It'll keep it going all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is in Austin. He's uppity. He's in Austin, so he's uppity. So he's got to be, you know.

[Caller]

Yeti tumbler all the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

So here's what I see. A 2012 bird bourbon with 84, 000 miles on it with a splash of Z71 and a splash of four wheel drive. And the. What, what do you call the things on top of a drink? Like the little. The things you add. Not condiments, but decoration. Yeah. What do you call it?

[Bobby Brown]

Accoutrement. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, it's got instead of a pink umbrella.

[Caller]

There's no umbrella. There's no umbrella in the Z71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you got leather roof and navigation as your decorations.

[Caller]

Exactly. White with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average rough or clean. Clean.

[Caller]

Except there's. There have been children in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think 20,000 should put her to sleep.

[Caller]

20?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Bobby Brown]

No reaction.

[Caller]

Best offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I think so. With 84,000 miles. See, this is where. Okay, load it up. Give me the vin.com. thank you. I scared him. I gave him too much money. Maybe I should have scared myself. Maybe I need to look at what I just offered. Hang on a second. What did I do?

[Bobby Brown]

A million listeners go and say something.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody say something.

[Bobby Brown]

Say something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know better.

[JD Ryan]

When it gets to that point, I shut up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm right because it's got the extra gear on it. I hope I'm right, but I've been wrong plenty. But I'm gonna buy it. If it's got a clean carfax and it's a real car, I'm gonna buy it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I do what I say I'm gonna do.

[JD Ryan]

He jumped on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of south Louisiana.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our own Dez Bryant, the X Man, number 88 from the Dallas Cowboys. He got the spell of not Marie Lavo, but Harry Lavo. Oh, man. Stuck on him yesterday. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Did you hear about this?

[JD Ryan]

No. Tell me.

[Michael Turley]

Second practice in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Second practice, running around the Saints.

[Michael Turley]

With the Saints.

[JD Ryan]

So he's over there.

[Michael Turley]

One year deal with the Saints.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a deal, 600, 800 grand, something like that.

[Michael Turley]

He's got visions of a Super bowl ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Making a little pass route.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Blew out his Achilles. Done for the season. Could be his career, too. He's serious. Tough to come back from. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought in own coon ass reporter this morning, Harry Laveau. He's a descendant of Marie Laveau, the witch doctor that Bobby Brown Sang about in 1978.

[JD Ryan]

We have a reporter named Harry Laveau.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Good morning, Hari.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobby Brown]

Let me tell you this. At one time, this brought this war. Do the Rico. What? Evil magic spell.

[JD Ryan]

Evil magic spell.

[Bobby Brown]

I take this spare. I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Because I do. For h. For the Atlanta Falcons.

[JD Ryan]

For the Atlanta Falcons.

[Bobby Brown]

The FAL be Atlanta, the dirty bug. But they pay good. They pay good. I take a little Dr. Pepper.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

You know the Dr. Pepper?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper.

[JD Ryan]

Get a little black powder, okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Black powder like you get out of your black powder waffle.

[JD Ryan]

Black powder.

[Bobby Brown]

Little black pepper. Black powder Dr. Pepper. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

And the skin of one baby chipmunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby chipmunk.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. But don't worry. We don't kill the chipmunk. We go to. We go. We go to pit stool down to Parks and Wildlife and the Chipmunk already dead.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chipmunk's already dead.

[JD Ryan]

Dead chipmunks. Can who.

[Bobby Brown]

Who tell you nothing more better for wild receivable.

[JD Ryan]

So what does this do then?

[Bobby Brown]

You get the. The potion.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, the potion.

[John Clay Wolf]

You didn't want Des to be on the Saints.

[Bobby Brown]

You got. You got to sneak into the Saints locker room. Okay, so there's bronze jock strap in the potion.

[JD Ryan]

That had to be tricky in this right away.

[Bobby Brown]

Sometimes they just paint the echo. Yeah, there's no. He wear that jack strap special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

He wears special holding guitar. Everybody should take a time. Take a time there.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you do.

[Bobby Brown]

You do take it. Put the jock trap on twisted left it twist it right. Don't eat, you know, because it makes. It makes you nibble reason down. Make it feel so fine.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Make it feel like love for the first time.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And you know the love for the first time. So nice. Need to begin to spread.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

Spread down a leg.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Get by to the knees.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, this went down.

[Bobby Brown]

Gets down to the ankle. Next thing keely tendon blow out like a water balloon.

[JD Ryan]

I'm tell you, tell you.

[Bobby Brown]

Tell you one time.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

I go to apologize to Drew Brees. Rest in peace and the New Orleans Saints. But those Falcons pay good dirty birds.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the falcon Hawkins paid you to put a spell on Des Bryant.

[Bobby Brown]

This ain't no joke, huh? This ain't no joke, huh? Now there's such a thing as the NSC south, and this is what we do. This is what we do to win. You won't believe what the Panthers want me to do. I can't say.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my bad.

[Bobby Brown]

I can't say. But it got to do with a can of fresco and the ear of four rabbits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Har Lao.

[JD Ryan]

Stay away from me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord. I think Charlie Daniels should write a song about that.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that was terrible.

[JD Ryan]

Later on, when the podcast goes up, I think people should tune back in here. Something occurred to me earlier. We were talking to the devil, and he said he was coming back on an airplane. And where did he say he landed?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he lives in la, which is hell.

[JD Ryan]

Angeles. Which is hell. What has happened in Los Angeles? Angeles. In that area in this week. It burst into flames.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really did.

[JD Ryan]

So I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's burning the rich neighborhood.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's one of the rich folks.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's burning the rich folks out.

[Satan]

That had nothing to do with me.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Satan]

And I'm surprised.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Satan]

At the inference. Just because I'm hanging around a place.

[JD Ryan]

You know, you live there and it Bursts into flames. You don't see any correlation.

[Satan]

Yeah, you get no golden fiddle for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Satan]

You know, there. There was a song, something about the devil went down to la. He was gonna be a movie star. I don't think they ever finished that deal.

[JD Ryan]

So you had nothing to do with the.

[Satan]

No. The Archangel Michael, he's got all these great ideas, but he just won't write anything down. You're supposed to read his mind.

[Caller]

I got you.

[Satan]

I don't know how it turns out.

[JD Ryan]

So you didn't do any of this?

[Satan]

It's a shame about dez.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Oh. Oh, were you. Oh, were you involved in that?

[Satan]

That's how voodoo works.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they still gonna pay him, Turley? I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I haven't seen.

[JD Ryan]

I sure would have to.

[Michael Turley]

There was nothing disclosed about the money there.

[John Clay Wolf]

600 000, I think. Is it 6 or 800 for the guaranteed?

[Michael Turley]

I mean, he was. He had enough money, I think, stashed away.

[JD Ryan]

I wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's got money. I just wonder if they're on the hook.

[Bobby Brown]

They gotta be.

[JD Ryan]

He'd.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he got hurt on the job. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Well, I believe it's for veterans. After a certain point of the year, it is guaranteed money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that when JD Lost his voice, he sued me.

[JD Ryan]

I did, in fact.

[Bobby Brown]

Surely they're on the hook. I mean, it's not football friends, guys. It's football business. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a game. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

He saw Amari Cooper go from the Raiders to the Cowboys, and it just burned him up inside. He's like, I needs me a job now today day. And took that offer, whipped his.

[Michael Turley]

And he wouldn't even start. He was just going to kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be a third receiver. Yeah. Newly elected House member Katie Hill makes a Freudian slip.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, I like that bit a lot. Yeah.

[Donna]

So over and over again, over the last few days, I've had people who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have said, thank you for sending your knockers to my door one more time.

[Podbean Announcer]

So over and over again, over the.

[Donna]

Last few days, I've had people who.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have said, thank you for sending your knockers to my door.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of fun stuff happened with the election.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course.

[JD Ryan]

We have Dennis Hoff, who was dead, who got elected. Also, Reelection celebration underway in pod number two of the Montgomery County Jail as inmate number 232573 actually won an election. He's an inmate known as the Democratic Representative Rob Reynolds of Missouri city. He garnered 47, 305 votes from inside.

[John Clay Wolf]

The straight Democrat ticket.

[JD Ryan]

Just goes to show. Yeah, probably. And Just goes to show you don't have to actually, you know, go door to door with your knockers.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does he do? What's his new job that he got elected. What office?

[JD Ryan]

Going to be the Democratic representative for Missouri City.

[John Clay Wolf]

Democratic representative of what? Of the state legislature, Texas House.

[Michael Turley]

Some say he's representing right in the prison for Democrats.

[JD Ryan]

So the Texas House.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a member of the House, Representative Texas.

[JD Ryan]

And he's serving a year long sentence after a 2015 convention conviction on five misdemeanor counts of using middlemen to chase ambulances in order to solicit clients for his law firm. So like he murdered somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he's an ambulance chaser. But yeah, he's, he's a scoundrel.

[JD Ryan]

But that's 40, I think, I think you're right. It's the straight, the straight voters that got the 47,300.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he gets out, how long are those terms? Like two or four years? I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're two.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know. But he'll be managing a Cinnabon in Omaha any day now.

[JD Ryan]

So that's the point. He won. That's the question. Would, can he continue to run this deal for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if they'll cuff him and bring him out like they did Johnny Sack and the Sopranos at his daughter's wedding. I wonder if he'll go to the, to the committee hearings.

[Bobby Brown]

Why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

We will find out that and more on the last segment of today's program in just a minute.

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[John Clay Wolf]

I am not a sir. I am just. Just a John.

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Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which album? Hang on, don't tell me. Shoot your thrill. Too many women. Too many. And it's not highway to Hell, is it?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I was thinking it was either Sink the Pink or Thunderstruck. I thought this was old. I mean, I thought this was newer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure is good. Yeah, look it up. Inquiring minds want to know. Yeah, it's Shoot to thrill acdc. Good morning everyone. Last segment today, of course, the podcast goes up about one o' clock and John Clay Wolf show on Facebook is our podcast page or john claywolf.com. he'll get you there as well. If you want to get a sell that T shirt, you can go to john claywolf.com or a free radio sticker. If you guys are hardcore listeners, you want to stick a window sticker on the back of your car, go to John Clay Wolf. We'll send you about three or four of them.

[JD Ryan]

And when people start seeing the TV commercial soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't made the deal yet.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Y simple on the Facebook page because.

[JD Ryan]

There'S a couple of things hidden in the commercial that people need to watch for or see. They're like Easter eggs, little Easter eggs, little strange things. If you watch carefully, you'll go what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Post it on the show page. Did we yet?

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I don't know if we had right now. We had John Clay Wolf show on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. And that will auto populate the the domain. John wolf.com as well. Okay. We had Charlie Daniels, we've done this. We've done DEZ Bryant, we had Harry Lavo the the Witch Doctor on. We've had Keith Richards on. We've had Rush Limbaugh on. We've had the Devil himself on. I'm tired.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's been a big day.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow. Black and Blue. Black man was the album.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the old one.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember riding my mongoose bicycle back from stop and go with that between my bars. I used to. Used to go to the convenience store to buy some LPS.

[Bobby Brown]

12 inch, you know, it sounds ridiculous but Bon Scott sounds just like Brian Johnson there, doesn't he?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds good. Borat was an election night correspondent on Jimmy Kimmel. We have not had Borat in our studio, but Jimmy Kimmel had him. And I'd like to hear what he had to say.

[Michael Turley]

Actually had him out going door to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Door, was showing his knockers.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, kinda nice to meet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your husband home? No. Is there a man here I can talk to? Not right now. I see. Do. Is there anybody in this house that can vote? I've been voting all my life. Well, I mean since I was old enough. This is not against the law.

[Donna]

No, it is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. You do not want this to be a country of immigrants.

[Donna]

No, we don't. Would be just like them then. And that's not America. That's not the American way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yak semash.

[Bobby Brown]

That is enough election tamponing for one day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to you now, Jimmy, you liberal.

[Bobby Brown]

Elitist Hollywood bubble globalist mouthpiece.

[Michael Turley]

I miss Borat.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do too.

[Michael Turley]

That show was great. So ahead of its time.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that bad one though that he did? There was a bad one?

[JD Ryan]

Bruno.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bruno.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that was a bit out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't make it through the movie. I didn't either. I don't leave in many movies, but I just like this sucks.

[Bobby Brown]

You and I are obviously not the Target audience for that film.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember we're going to got real gay.

[JD Ryan]

Real gay. Just got really gay. I mean this is gayer than the Queen movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was, it was gayer than, than Freddie Mercury. Drunk and high in the back room at Studio 54. He got heavy duty.

[Bobby Brown]

He's a great artist though.

[Satan]

Ola.

[Bobby Brown]

Sasha Baron.

[JD Ryan]

This one story out of Harvard. You think Harvard's pretty serious with all their stuff? They wouldn't come up with any crazy theories. Well, election night may make no difference after all. If the Harvard researchers are correct, they say a cigar shaped interstellar object flew past our sun and is on the way to the Earth. This is real. Scientists have been trying to figure out what this 1300 foot object, it's sort of shaped like a cigar. It really looks like something out of his monolinsky's dress. The object, it's elongated reddish color. It is from outside of our solar system. It's traveling at 60,000 miles an hour and it is just. It's already past our sun and it's right hidden this way. It's. They say it's doing. It's behaving differently than any other thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we shoot it down?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, that's a great idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot that. What?

[JD Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what if they're gonna come eat us all? I've seen Men in Black, but people.

[JD Ryan]

Are saying what if it's, you know, what if it's interstellar travelers and Trump's leader? We're all gonna be their pets.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if it's full of beastie boys?

[JD Ryan]

Seems like this story should come out of Florida, but it didn't. Ohio. This is Columbus, Ohio. Undercover agents found that an Ohio strip club was offering lap dances and drugs in exchange for food stamps. This place is called Sharky's. Back in 2017, agents began investigating this. It took them five months to exchange over $2,400 in food stamps in heroin, cocaine, methamphetamines and lap dancing. However, the interesting part is it took them a year and a half more research in the club to finally come to bring the. Bring the charges up. Oh yeah, they did all their research in five months, but they just kept going back on the done the taxpayer's dime.

[Bobby Brown]

Hannah.

[JD Ryan]

Hannah the dancer. You only want cash, I would imagine. What if somebody gave you a food stamp in your G string? Would you be upset? I mean, you can cash it.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go down to Neiman Marcus. Okay. And I'm going to buy some perfume you got. And pretty undies.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, pretty un.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Hasro and fuzzy slivers I got and they won't take my foods down.

[JD Ryan]

Not a demon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. Not a demon. It doesn't matter how many you have. What can you do with food St.

[JD Ryan]

Well, they bought heroin and fentanyl and cocaine and everything else not with food stones. I'm just telling you what happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't believe it.

[JD Ryan]

Are you ever concerned that some of the patrons are undercover cops?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz these girls.

[JD Ryan]

You hope so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cops are awesome. Yeah. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

They.

[JD Ryan]

They keep coming back, don't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, one little nerd.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Don't share your cocaine with a car.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz it's bad. Apparently it's against the law. It's funny.

[JD Ryan]

It's not funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so funny.

[Caller]

It's not funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

They say I'm going to take you to jail and then you have to sh. Your boo. Oh God.

[Caller]

No you don't.

[Donna]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me back my cocaine. All right, we have it. Hannah, you're a rough act to follow, babe.

[Bobby Brown]

She is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. So pretty. Get my boo show. Why is smu, my alma mater's football game on television? I didn't think they've televised high school games anymore. Traded their food St.

[Michael Turley]

It's on espnu.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I was like, oh, you know what? They're playing Yukon. I like Yukon. They suck. This should be an easy win for smu. So I figured you might want to watch that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just a positive highlight.

[Bobby Brown]

Something good to look at is the operative phrase there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Totally should be wrapped of season up. Yeah, I mean they are the poster child for do not put a death penalty sentence into a college program.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean worked. It worked. They killed them.

[Bobby Brown]

It's still working.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. I want how that's going to end up of these days.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. It's been 20 years or 30 years. It's been 88 when was been 30.

[JD Ryan]

18. 30 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 years ago.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that was really death pendy, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 30 years ago. That's why I went to SMU is I figured that they would be on the comeback because I grew up watching the ponies at Texas Stadium and they were the. They were, were like TCU is now Big, big, big. Not anymore.

[JD Ryan]

I got a nice stadium though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not party just there. It's in a good part of town. Rich part of town. I mean they ask them what they drink. It'll get expensive quick.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, no kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Polos, Porsches and ponies. We're not what it say was the stupid T shirts people wore. We're not better than you. We just have more money. It was something terrible, just terrible. But SMU was the poster child for that life of the 80s.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Between the winning football program. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I mean the Dallas TV era where it's big hair and big cars and every access to everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. They were the. The college wives of the world for that. Like, like bad reality TV. I'm about done, guys. What else we got? God, J.D. are you out of materials?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not, actually.

[Bobby Brown]

I have.

[JD Ryan]

Have you heard of the rubble? How do I put this? Robo horse. Basically they've been thrown out of here.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is what happens when I don't drink. The night before the show, Harris county is. I run out of material.

[JD Ryan]

The lead of Houston and changing regulations to essentially stop the. They had these dolls that are. The question is, is this legal? Because it's not a human. It's. It's a doll. The guy's can go in and pay for this by the hour. Then also same situation happened in Dallas and they basically said no.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're out of material. And you reach for pro robot prostitution.

[JD Ryan]

I go for topless bars and in aviation stories every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robot prostitution by J.D. ryan.

[Satan]

And he.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wants to argue the other side of it.

[JD Ryan]

I was out of airplane stories, man.

[Michael Turley]

How do you argue the other side of it?

[JD Ryan]

What's wrong with. With it? What's wrong with a doll? It's a doll. It's not a human.

[John Clay Wolf]

People are lonely.

[JD Ryan]

Exactly. If somebody wants to go in and spend an hour with a doll, whatever it looks like, why is that illegal?

[Michael Turley]

So somebody else has used this doll.

[JD Ryan]

I don't care about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is it illegal?

[JD Ryan]

Why is the government telling me I can't do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Coming up. JT speaking. Since we have a minute and a half left, let's talk about your personal life. You've got a doll that you've had for a long time. Time your gal. You've been real happy.

[Bobby Brown]

Sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long has this been going on?

[JD Ryan]

Five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it? Is it? We're very happy. Are y' all going to get married?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know. I don't know if that's any of your business.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I mean.

[Bobby Brown]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Do you at your age even think about that? You just kind of just like, you know, I've got a companion to die.

[JD Ryan]

We sort of did that thing and we just, you know, we don't have any problems.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't.

[JD Ryan]

The things people fight about. Money and kids we don't have any problems.

[Michael Turley]

You're looking for somebody to die with, right?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, God almighty.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Charlie. Daniel Daniels is 82, dude.

[JD Ryan]

He's still kicking it. I'll still be around when all of you people are dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she still like you?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, she loves me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Hard to believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And y' all load up and go.

[JD Ryan]

To the beach cruise now. In December, on my very first cruise.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he's posting it everywhere. I'm sure you get a kickback for that.

[JD Ryan]

Keep getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not getting a kickback.

[JD Ryan]

I got the cruise for free, thanks to Dynamic Travel in South Lake. Forgot to mention them earlier when we were on Dallas radio. Sorry, Steve. I'll do it next week, I promise.

[Caller]

Dang it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you heading?

[JD Ryan]

We're going to Cozumel, Grand Cayman and Jamaica.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week or a week. I've never been to Jamaica.

[JD Ryan]

Sunday to Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, you ever been to Jamaica?

[Bobby Brown]

No, but what a waste that is on JD Man. Go to Jamaica. You can't smoke.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't smoke, can't drink.

[JD Ryan]

There are other things to do in life.

[John Clay Wolf]

He used to be a swinger, but you like this gal too much.

[JD Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll pick that up next week. Hey, thanks, guys. Remember, give me the vin.com, sell us your car, and if we don't beat your car max off, we'll give you 100 bucks. Yes.

[JD Ryan]

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