#174 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.17.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #174 – 11.17.18

Date: February 13, 2026
Theme/Purpose:
This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a signature blend of car talk, behind-the-scenes auction stories, road trip promotions, outlandish satire, and wild tales from the hosts and listeners—delivered with the show’s trademark irreverent humor. The core themes center on the car buying/selling business, pop culture, sports, and larger-than-life personalities, with a major promotional push for the “GiveMeTheVIN” van cash giveaway event in Plano, Texas and Las Vegas—a live demonstration of the company’s $100 guarantee to beat CarMax’s offers.

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Main Topics

1. Media Mayhem and Office Antics

• Megyn Kelly’s Firing: Light-hearted banter about Megyn Kelly’s recent PR disasters and firing over bad jokes and controversies.
  • “She’s had a very profitable year, but a bad soul year.” – John (00:50)
  • “Did you really bang Reba McEntire?” – John, in typical irreverent form, mocking Bobbo’s tall tales (15:25)
• Character Introductions and Office Stories:
  • Spotlight on Kent Montgomery, the “too cool for school” lot manager with a reputation for rule-breaking:
    • “I park wherever the f*** I want.” – Paraphrasing Kent (03:10)
  • The guys riff about coworkers, office dynamics, and colorful personalities, dressed up as radio theater.

2. Auction Fiascos & Car Buying Drama

• Viper Auction Mishap (04:09–05:48):
  • A confusion with online and in-person bidders led to a disputed high sale.
    • “This is for certain: the guy that bought it was unhappy with his purchase.” – John (04:30)
    • “Artificial intelligence is going to be problematic … Terminator. Seen it!” – Bobbo, joking about computers bidding at auction (05:51)
• Live on-air appraisals of listeners’ cars, illustrating the “real talk” and occasionally uncomfortable honesty in car pricing.

3. The “GiveMeTheVIN” Van: Guerrilla Promotion

• Plano, Texas Event:
  • Live street team at 4422 W. Plano Pkwy., giving $100 cash to first five people presenting a CarMax offer, plus another $100 if GiveMeTheVIN can’t beat it.
    • “The whole idea is, bring us the CarMax appraisal—if we don’t beat it, we’ll pay you $100.” – John (21:39)
    • “We’re just going to grease the wheel with $100 a pop to get it going.” – John (21:34)
• Listener Engagement:
  • Extended to Las Vegas and other markets.
  • Swag giveaways—T-shirts (“Sell That Bitch!”), stickers, and presence-building in the community.

4. Pop Culture & Satirical Segments

• Willie Nelson & Reba McEntire Stories

  • Bobbo’s dubious radio war stories: meeting Willie, (allegedly) smoking with him, and a wild tale about Reba.
  • “Here’s your one chance, Bobbo, don’t let me down.” – John, riffing on Reba’s classic lyric (18:06)

• Jack Nicholson as Trump’s Wall Manager (25:50)

  • Bobbo delivers a Nicholson impression, satirically addressing the Mexico border wall.
    • “For $11 million, I’ll sit anywhere you say, sir.” (27:59)

• AI and Pop Culture

  • The death of the voice of HAL 9000 and the famous “Open the pod bay doors, HAL” scene reprised (06:42).
  • Jimmy Fallon as Alexa’s Joke Voice (135:10):
    • Sample joke: “What did the horse say to the scarecrow? ‘Hey.’”

• Trumpy Bear Commercial (46:22):

  • Real and mock versions of the (real) novelty Trumpy Bear, blending consumer satire and absurdist humor.

5. Sports, UFOs, and More

• Kurt Russell’s UFO Sighting (10:00):

  • The actor recounts reporting the infamous “Phoenix lights” UFO sighting.
    • “I said, look, I can’t identify it, it’s flying and it’s six objects, so that’s what it is, right?” – Kurt Russell (10:14)

• Wildfires in California

  • Discussion of fire damage, looting, celebrities’ responses, and the real impact on sports.
    • “They said this is the worst ... fires they’ve ever had.” – J.D. Ryan (20:50)

• Football & NASCAR

  • Jabs at the drama around Monday Night Football, field quality in Mexico, call-backs to classic NFL lines.
  • NASCAR talk: “We need a good black driver to do for NASCAR what Tiger Woods did for golf.” – John (108:45)

6. The Parade of Callers

• Variety of callers get car valuations, ranging from battered pickup trucks to rare sports cars.

  • Notable recurring bits:
    • “If you don’t drink all day, you can’t drink all day unless you start in the morning.” (12:13)
    • Discussions about “kids these days,” pizza toppings, and overprotective parenting.

• Quirky Listener Calls:

  • Fan from South Louisiana proclaims love for the show (11:13).
  • San Diego listener calls from outside a prison, offers John a chance to vacation in Ensenada (126:44+).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Viper Auction Snafu

  • “It was like, did Dez catch the ball? Was it a touchdown or was it…” – John, on auction drama (04:12)

• On Office Personalities

  • “You ever go out, buy you big old pile of cocaine, and just turn that mixer on and make something creative?” – Bobbo, quoting Kent Montgomery (01:50)

• Satirical Gold

  • “For an $11 million, I’ll sit anywhere you say, sir.” – Bobbo, as Nicholson on the border wall (27:59)
  • “Trumpy Bear isn’t just a bear, he’s a whole lot more. Find the secret zipper and pull out the cozy American flag blanket...” (47:16)

• Observational Wisdom

  • “It’s so much easier to criticize someone else’s work than come up with creativity on your own. And I’m a better critic than I am a creator.” – John (35:52)

• Listener Affirmation

  • “You guys are real. You’re honest. You’re funny. You live in the real world.” – Sarah, South Louisiana (11:18)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Megyn Kelly/Firing, Media Chatter: 00:29–01:12
• Kent Montgomery Office Stories: 01:33–03:45
• Viper Auction Confusion: 04:09–05:48
• HAL 9000/Pop Culture Bits: 06:12–07:07
• GiveMeTheVIN Van Events: 07:21 and ongoing throughout
• Willie Nelson/Reba McEntire Tales: 13:47–19:17
• California Wildfires Discussion: 19:17–25:02
• Jack Nicholson Border Satire: 25:50–28:12
• Trumpy Bear Satire: 46:18–48:24
• Jimmy Fallon as Alexa’s Voice: 135:10–136:09
• Sports (Willie Nelson, Queen Movie): 13:47, 22:19
• Pop Culture Callbacks/Sports Car Market: 116:18–118:29
• Callers/Tall Tales/Van Promotion: Throughout (esp. 31:59, 77:35, etc.)

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Tone & Style

• Language: Casual, irreverent, sometimes profane, peppered with radio theater and over-the-top satire
• Energy: Fast-paced, chaotic, full of inside jokes and playful jabs
• Authenticity: Blunt honesty shines in car appraisals and auction tales; the hosts are self-deprecating, their rapport inducing both camaraderie and comic tension.

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a wild slice-of-life through the lens of car business hustlers, radio comedians, galactic auctioneers, and the distinctly American parade of eccentric characters. It’s a ride through auctions, promotions, outrageous stories, and self-aware parody, making automotive radio fun even if you don’t care about cars. The "GiveMeTheVIN" van event is at the heart of it—a real-world, cash-greased demonstration of their promise to outbid CarMax, surrounded by laughter and unfiltered radio shenanigans.

Transcript

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[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta be careful because I don't want to get Megyn Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd probably be late in your own funeral.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

You now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Megan Kelly didn't. Halloween was not good to her this season, this holiday season. Nor was blackface, nor were bad jokes, nor was the pr. The Trump election.

[Commercial Voice]

She's.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's had a very profitable year, but a bad soo. Soul year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where will she go with all her money? Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they smoke her?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

She's out there somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they fire. Did they fire her?

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew they were going, yeah, they took her. Yes. The answer is yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

They sold that. Sold that. Sold that. Let's go.

[J.D. Ryan]

She'll pop back up somewhere Pop back up somewhere Pop back up somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, everyone. John Clay Wolf, my name is Paul Harvey. Time for news.

[Commercial Voice]

Good night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, what are you doing?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, man, I'm just trying to survive the week.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the matter with you, man? You're full of snot this morning.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's been a great week. Yeah, I've got. I'm getting a little sniffle. There's. There's something going around. I don't feel like I've caught anything good. I don't feel sick. I feel weakish. And I've got the sniffles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, great.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's it. And no, John, it has nothing to do with cocaine. Our man Kent. I'm really enjoying working in an office with Kent Montgomery. Yeah, yeah. He's. First of all, he's just too cool for school, and you know that already. But he comes up with the wildest. He'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't no joke.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He's at the other end of the room for me, okay? And we've got an office where he's. He's in a buyer's room with a few guys. He's at the other end. He'll get up once in a while just to sit, stretch, because we're sitting all day. He'll walk over behind me, watch what I'm doing on the screen. I'm mixing sound or writing something, or he goes, bob O, do you ever go out, buy you big old pile of cocaine. And just turn that mixer on and make something creative. Let me think about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken. No, he was investigating Bob's creative process.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotcha. I never heard. Realize how much he sounds like Ron White.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He and I.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever wonder why?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I'd like to figure out the exact age discrepancy, but he and Lindy Parr are like twins separated at birth.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Michael Turley]

It's funny because he is too cool for school. Totally our lot guy. Lot manager, McLovin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He's making sure everybody's cars are parked in the right area, correct. Well, Kent parked his truck handicap spot yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Michael Turley]

And so McLovin calls him up and he's like, hey, need to move that truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's.

[Michael Turley]

It's not in the right spot. He goes, I don't have to move effing thing. Just hook up the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he in my spot?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's double bad. That's my spot. And the cripple spot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cripple spot. I don't have to do a damn thing.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I park wherever the f I want. That's precisely what he said. I heard him talking to somebody on the phone the other day. He said, well, I got this wedding of a knees coming up and I've given these people every opportunity to say, oh, don't worry, you don't have to be there. And they just won't do it. I was like, that's the line of the week right there. He's a one liner, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is true. He had that truck parked in my spot. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

All crooked.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all you've taken out of this whole conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, Good timing. That wasn't here yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. What a week. What a week. What a week. What a week. What happened? Just a lot of. The auction was exciting. We had a lot of pretty cars. We had a screw up on a Viper.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this a multiple viper week? Oh, you can screw up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. We sold. We sold these Vipers and one of them brought too much money. And there was a contested, like, did Des catch the ball? Was it a touchdown or was it.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Not in an auction?

[J.D. Ryan]

In an auction, I thought everything was pretty cut and dry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there was. I don't want to get into the details of it, but I. But there was definitely. The guy that bought it was unhappy with his purchase. This is for certain. I do know that.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

So who this. Who carried the.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in Florida.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

They had pointed at his head to make him bit, all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was in Florida. He said his computer was malfunctioning because he was bidding online.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So his computer was malfunctioning, but there was a floor bidder against him. Okay. So it went real high.

[J.D. Ryan]

So his computer was doing it for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, is what he claims.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the floor bidder got disgusted because the guy's computer would never let him buy it. So the floor blitter leaves. And so the guy that bought it is mad and says no. And we're like, well, this is a problem. Yeah. Because this car, like, really did well, like the best ever. And it was, it was, it was.

[J.D. Ryan]

And everybody's going, I didn't pay that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he is not everybody. He's saying that. Well, he did. And, and by the letter of the law, he owns that. But me being a nice guy, I, I, I've worked something out with him on after the Fact the next day, the karma thing, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're too nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I've always said that this artificial intelligence is going to be problematic. You know, if the suckers are bitten cars, there's no telling what's gonna happen, Right? Terminator. Seen it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Somebody's dialing up the Internet.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Hang on.

[Michael Turley]

That's this, that's the kind of computer this guy in Florida was on.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Speaking of. And it's not a big, big, big, big deal, but the guy who did the voice for Hal 9000 died this week. Y' all see that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did see that.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And I've been. I actually went back and watched it last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still a lot of film, but how hard of a role was that really, you know? What are you doing, Dave?

[Michael Turley]

Open the pod bay doors, Hal.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Love Wagon. I'm afraid I can't do that. What's the problem? I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

[Clifford / Callers]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me. And I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen. Where the hell did you get that idea, Hal? Hey. Although you took very thorough precautions in the PO against my hearing you, I could see your lips move. The hell am I listening to?

[Michael Turley]

That's how. Or maybe the computer in Florida the guy was on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a computer. It's how.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's a little film called 2001 A Space Odyssey from 1969.

[J.D. Ryan]

Flash in the pan.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it.

[Michael Turley]

Very big movie now. Very minor.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't watch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll discuss wizard of Oz.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was David Bowie in it?

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So we're scurrying. We've got the place to put the love wagon, the van today in Plano, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. We're doing stalking.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is great.

[Michael Turley]

Do we have an address we can give you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Stalking? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't think you're really going to do this. I thought this is one of those things you kind of think is a great idea and then forget about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look up Park Place Auto Auction on. On Plano Parkway. That's where they're going to be in about an hour. In about an hour. And what I did is I gave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Him Place Auto Auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's right next to CarMax on. On Plano Parkway.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Is it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I gave him 500 bucks. It said the first five CarMax appraisals that even come over to you to look at, just give him $100 before you even bid the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

God. All right. You want the address?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

4422 West Plano Parkway in Plano, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.J. will you take a picture of the bus and put it up with that address on our Jason Clearwolf show, page.

[J.D. Ryan]

44, 22 West Plano Parkway, Plano, Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Better hurry before the bus leaves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's. It's just fixed to leave. It'll be about an hour over there. But wait, where's he going? I see him posted on the website.

[Michael Turley]

He's got to take a picture. You said to take a picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's a picture. There's a picture down on the side already. And grab it. Just lift it. It's not the first time you've sampled.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anything, dj Pre K. Probably nor the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Yeah, so whenever. Just. I'm. I'm wanting to get across to the. We'll talk about it more later. But anyway, the. Give me the van. Van is going to be. Clifford. Call us when you're. Or, Hannah. Call us when you're about halfway or when you're 10 minutes away from there, and I'll let everybody know. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we have security and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a late start. My son's going with him, too. Junior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is he packing again?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's so funny? That stuck Junior out there. That's funny. I love it.

[Michael Turley]

He's getting education like none other.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like you can never pay like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, what are you doing? Nothing. I slapped 500 in his hand. I said, Here's 500. He's like what's that for? I said to give to these people. When they bring these CarMax offers over, and you hand him that 100, you say, sell it.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

So let's practice. He's like, sell it. No, say it with authority, boy.

[Michael Turley]

Like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's go. Come on. Good Lord. What the hell you waiting on?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you got in the news, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. What do we have in the news? We have Kurt Russell told Jimmy Kimmel that he once reported a UFO while he was landing a plane in Phoenix. Phoenix, huh? We have audio from that?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I thought we did.

[Michael Turley]

Lights.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six lights in the shape of a triangle right over the airport. So anyway, I called up the tower and I said, what are you guys painting tonight over the airport? And they said, we're not showing anything. What are you seeing? I said, well, there's six lights in a row. And they said, do you want to report this? And I said, look, I can't identify it. It's flying and it's six objects. So that's what it is, right? Years later, I come home and Goldie's watching this show on UFOs. And the most reported one of all time was this one in Phoenix. And I start to see this show, and I said, that's the night Ollie and I were landing in Phoenix. I remember that. And on the show, they talked about 20,000 people reporting it and only one general aviation pilot. And I said, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I never thought about it from the time I landed until I saw that TV show. Really? I thought that was kind of bizarre. That's when you know you have an interesting life. When you go like, yeah, ufo. Sarah. What's up, homegirl?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey. Hey, buddy. Listen, I get up on Saturday mornings.

[Clifford / Callers]

Just to listen to your show. I am not a car buff. I am not buying anything. I'm not selling anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys are real.

[Clifford / Callers]

You're honest. You're funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love you.

[Clifford / Callers]

You live in the real world.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Thank you, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live? What station I.

[Commercial Voice]

Nowhere.

[Michael Turley]

USA.

[Clifford / Callers]

South, Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

What station do you pick us up on?

[Clifford / Callers]

98.1.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Eagle. Thank you, Sarah. That's so nice to hear from you guys. I love hearing from you. We've got a new office. Do what? People come in from family in nine different states.

[Clifford / Callers]

I have traveled all over the world, lived in Europe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love you guys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I, I, I turn you on to everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is better than the morning radio show.

[Clifford / Callers]

Those people are full of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you can't say. You can't say sh. Blank on the radio, so they're full of crap.

[Clifford / Callers]

What you can't say is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You can't drink all day unless you start in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you don't believe us, go to Southern Louisiana. Good morning, Southern Louisiana. We've had an MF bomb and an S bomb from a beautiful, sweet, super fan that's lived around the world. That's nice. I mean, I'm so anyway, hey, broad shouldered old. Hey, Houston, Hey, Dallas. Hey, San Diego, of course, Las Vegas. And yes, Las Vegas. We're gonna do the same thing there. If you'll come down the street, down Sahara Drive, the first five people, we're gonna pay you a hundred dollars to look at your CarMax offer in person. Also in Vegas. Yeah, we're. We're doing a. A multi state stock.

[Michael Turley]

So go to the CarMax in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, give me the VIN. Give me the VIN office in Vegas, which is right down the street from CarMax in Vegas. Or you can go to the give me the VIN van on Plano Parkway in Houston and Austin. We're just gonna make a deal of this where we're like town to town and, you know, it's too bad weed's not legal. All right, we'll be back in a minute.

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Whipping post. That's a good track. Reminds me of Derek Trucks. Willie Nelson's playing at Billy Bob's tonight. I'm gonna go.

[Michael Turley]

Are you gonna go?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna die, like any minute.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I was gonna say. Have you seen him before?

[John Clay Wolf]

Never.

[Michael Turley]

Neither buy. And I kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, he's like, I wonder if he's gonna die between now and the concert. He's 85. Still going, Willie? No, he's 85.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, 85 at least.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we talked to Charlie Daniels last week. He's 82. Has anyone. I've never seen Willie. How many times have you seen him, Bob?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, like half a dozen.

[Michael Turley]

Everybody says if you lived in Texas for a long period of time, you have to see.

[J.D. Ryan]

See Willie.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, I met Willie.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know he's 80.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you really? Where?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, on the bus.

[J.D. Ryan]

We.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

We tape delay broadcasted concert he did in wichita falls like 92.

[J.D. Ryan]

You smoked dope with the Willie? That's all I wanted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you smoke grass of Willie in radio?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And you know this jd, we always wait until the fans have had their turn. Yeah, they just line up at the bus and get their autographs. And Willie's very gracious and friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba tells a story that he made love to Reva McIntyre too.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

We so you know, and I was the last guy to go on the bus. Radio people. We always wait till the fans are all done. And there was a woman that would not leave the bus, a fan lady. And she was just kissing on Willie and hugging him because he's, oh, give me one more, Willie, give me one more. And he's kissing this woman or this woman's kissing him. He's looking at me over his shoulder, says, well, it's counting, you know. Then he got rid of her and I went on. He actually signed a pack of orange zigzags for me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

But the question is, where are they? Did you smoke with Willie?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I don't recall.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he did that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Toby keeps got a great song. I'll never smoke weed with Willie again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you really bad Reba McIntyre.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dear God.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore. Yeah, there are lawsuits in place. There's litigation.

[J.D. Ryan]

Litigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard the story. So Bobbo's small town radio man, Reba's coming through town, right? He's the man to talk to. Bobo is they spend the evening together and they wind up falling in love for the night.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yes, falling in love for the night. I'll never forget. She looked at me in that rear view mirror. I was driving her around. I was her liaison to take her to the hotel and back to the show. And she looked at me in that rearview mirror and said, you don't come home, drink with me. Just like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

We don't believe a single solitary woman.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

How did it go?

[John Clay Wolf]

How did it go? You don't have a drink with me, then what?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You don't come have drank with me. I'm really not allowed to say, well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me a little bit more, I.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Need a little bit more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you have so much more to offer than Narvel, her husband.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, I, I technique wise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I crossed a line that I shouldn't have crossed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it's called lying.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It was not appreciated.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let him go, JD. Let him go. Turn JD's mic off.

[Michael Turley]

JD's jealous. That's what it is.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

How dare you? How dare you. You know how many CMAs I want. How dare you?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many What?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

How many CMAs I want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, CMA. CMAs. So you and Reva spent the evening together, drinking and talking and smoking and joking.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I really can't say hi, Baba.

[Michael Turley]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year was this?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

1991.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those of y' all who don't know who Reba McIntyre is, this is one of her songs. She was a TV star in the 90s as well. Who made the first move?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I. I'd have to say Reba.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, how does.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You're not gonna try to. I'm even. I right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how do you. How do you. Babo from the bear in Wichita Falls. Good morning, everybod. Everybody listening on the bear cave with bear waves decide that you're gonna make a pass at Reba, right?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I mean, who would.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did it go?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how did you make. How did she make a move?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I really can't say, Joe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, just humor me. Make something up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Why stop now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Turn him off.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Say, here's your one chance, Baba don't let me down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reva said, here's your one chance, Bobbo. Don't let me down.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

What are you having? You want drink? Screwdriver? You won't buy urban zip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, that's fancy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you all in the hotel or were you all at a bar?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, there's a bar at the hotel.

[John Clay Wolf]

And was anybody noticing that Revo McIntyre was in the bar at the hotel with the big famous disc jockey?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

We drew a bit of a crowd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yes. I was like the Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Led Zeppelin at the Hyatt House. The Bobbo and Reba at the. At the Embassy Suites in Wichita Falls. I mean, that's a big effing deal, guys.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Big deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's getting toasted. She didn't want Bob or let her down because he's fancy. Wow.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And there was nothing. There was nothing ugly about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it true that she took your child that night?

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean conceived.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

No, I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought the story was worse than I thought. You and her went back to Oklahoma, home of the. Home of the early pregnancy ending. No. No, that did not happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I think you've got her mixed up with a. Some movie characters, one of your girlfriends.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll leave it alone with that. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Here's your one chance, Johnny say, don't let me down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba ran Reba back to Oklahoma so that they wouldn't have a baby. And that was when Baba became a Republican. No, I had it backwards. Anyway, how are the California wildfires? It's not good. Is it stopped?

[Michael Turley]

It's still going. They've got in the southern portion. I think they have 67 contained. I'm not sure about the northern portion, but they're saying there's thousands missing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thousands of people. Yeah. Has it made it down to like south la?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's like northern la. It's north.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it's Malibu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Malibu, the beach.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's two mash mountains east of the Wyoming Oxnard area.

[J.D. Ryan]

You see what pink husband said this week?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said he'll shoot them on site.

[J.D. Ryan]

Issued a stern warning on social media to those who think they're going to come in there and loot the houses in Southern California. Kerry Hard is his name. 43 year old motocross racer.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Posted a photo on Instagram saying shooters will be shot on sight. There have been shooting, there have been looters.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's still chasing that damn pesky rabbit.

[Michael Turley]

Are they looting?

[J.D. Ryan]

If everything's burned, I'm sure some of the houses.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've never seen anybody fight over that last roach. That last end of a. J. Yeah, I mean I've seen a fist fight over it. So don't just say that everything burns no good.

[J.D. Ryan]

They said this is the worst. I mean they always, they've annually they have fires, but this is the worst they've ever, ever, ever had.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember the. Give me the van. Give me the van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the Van.com. it's a new website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the Vin.com Love Wagon. The Van. What did they call it in Scooby Doo?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Give me the VIN van.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the mystery machine.

[John Clay Wolf]

The mystery machine will be on Plano parkway parked outside of carmax this morning like a hood stalker. And we're giving away money to the first five people that show up that we show us their carmax appraisal letter this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

The actual address is 4422 West Plano Parkway, plano, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can go to John Clay wolf show on Facebook to get that if you missed it.

[Michael Turley]

So they can actually sell their car right there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. So the whole idea is bring us, bring, bring the carmax appraisal over. If we don't beat it, we'll pay you $100. The first five people that come, we're just going to grease the wheel with 100 a pop before we even bid it just to get it going. And the concept is to explain to everyone in the listing area that we do that online also. But we're going to do it in person every Saturday in different cities for a while. So to. To get the message across on what we do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-TRIO now. John Clay Wolf down the street.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, did you go see the Kylie Jenner? I mean, the what? Bruce Jenner story. I mean, Freddie Mercury, the Queen Rhapsody.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

How are you drawing any equivalency between Bruce Jenner and Freddie Mercury?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's a totally, totally different thing. Yes, I did see the film last Sunday. It's. It's an outstanding piece. Really? Have you seen it?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what Bruce said about Frederick. Freddie, have you seen an outstanding piece? I got it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it. I got it. You don't have to draw me a map. No, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. I heard it's wonderful.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, yeah, you should. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should I do that? Should I go to Willie tonight? Willie concert or go to see Queen?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You don't miss Willie? If you're able to go, no Willie, then Queen tomorrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

The movie will wait.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's just a joy. You remember how we were at Boston. We're just like, wow, far out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's kind of what Willie does. When that harmonica starts going and he's playing. You never know what Willie's gonna play. I mean, he always plays Whiskey river, you know, he always plays certain numbers. But Willie will go off on a tear and do some old Paul Simon song or something. You know, it's just great, great concert experience.

[Michael Turley]

But every song is like two minutes. It's real fast is what I've heard. I haven't seen it, but that's what I've heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stay all night Stay a little longer Dance all night Dance a little longer Next cut.

[J.D. Ryan]

You already have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play it, Mickey. Yeah, I've got tickets everywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got taste everywhere. You get backstage, you'd be smoking the dope.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need no stinking tickets. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800, radio. California wildfires nearly smoked out Monday Night Football. I was unaware of that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they were. They were talking about actually canceling last week's game because of the air quality. They didn't do that. But they did actually cancel this. Kind of along the same lines they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did, along the Mexico board. In other news on the Mexico border and other news on the Guantanamo Bay wall.

[Michael Turley]

They did cancel playing in Mexico and Monday night this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Because they claim, because the field is.

[John Clay Wolf]

They said that the landscapers did a poor job, which is very ironic.

[Michael Turley]

Which I don't know. I think, I think that the, the grass being. No, bueno is. Bueno is not the problem. I think it's more political issue.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Than anything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

NFL game in Mexico moved to LA due to crappy field conditions. Now with the talent in the landscaping world, fraternity in Mexico City, I would think that the grass would be at exactly 2.3 inches, a perfect hue of green and no dead spots.

[Michael Turley]

It wasn't, it wasn't because they had a couple events happening beforehand, but they tore the turf up and we're going to put some new sod down and that side was going to be fine. But I'm telling you, and maybe I'm being conspiracy theorists or something like that, but I think they just didn't want. The NFL didn't want to have anything to do with going down to Mexico, especially with environment that's going down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look at what's happening.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

If you ever have you ever hang around with an auto mechanic, you always drive some old beat up clunker. You ever go to a plumber's house, toilets always clogged up. People don't like to take their work car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guys wife's always driving a car that's got a problem. Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

But there's people getting murdered down there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that different? Irate.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Call me crazy, but yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And that. And you know, with Trump looking for something to pick on the NFL about, something happened. It would be a perfect opportunity.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got Jack Nicholson. He is Nicholas. He's Nicholson, Nicholas, whatever it takes. He's actually offered to sit on the border wall between Mexico and Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't hear this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on in, Jack. You did. You did such a great job and a few good men down there in Cuba, you know. And after that Code Red that you called, you just never got the respect you deserve. And I'm really glad that Donald J. Trump has brought you back as the general to manage the wall between Mexico and Texas.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, Jim, I don't want to say it's not exactly my kind of thing. I know where you're going with the movie bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

His name is John, but. Oh, go ahead, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell are you?

[J.D. Ryan]

This is John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's some of the best career acting. I acted my brains out in that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did call him Jack. Nicholas.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Had a great time. Had a great, great time. Brought Angelica down to Guantanamo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Rode a little motorcycle around the beach. The quality of the cocaine you get. Guantanamo's outstanding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And tourism's not really being done. I don't know why. Why the hell won't they do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what, what is your vision on managing the wall between on Trump's wall?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Now let me get finished on this. I'm just getting started. You know, they certainly got an open door policy. Yeah, for terrorists from the Middle East. God damn it. You could have hotels out the wazoo. It'll be great place, great vacations. You know what you can buy for $40 at Guantanamo Bay? Two motorcycles.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Just ride your ass off. Good times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good times.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Angelica hated it.

[J.D. Ryan]

She did.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Angelica hates everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Texas, Mexico, border wall, Jack. Ah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

What the Christ. Still on this wall thing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, that's what, that's what they hired you to do, is you're gonna go down there and sit on that wall and manage it.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Let me tell you, like I told the owner of the Los Angeles Lakers. You ever hear that club?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

For an $11 million, I'll sit anywhere you say, sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Get my ass out of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dang.

[Michael Turley]

He's running away.

[Clifford / Callers]

God damn.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not happy, man. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I just got word from the, from the van driver that they're 12 minutes out on their way to a 4422 West Plano Parkway to park out next door to CarMax to do a sit in.

[J.D. Ryan]

And people basically bring their CarMax offers and boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to your car, if your CarMax you, you get your offer and you go out there, gate, take a right, you'll see the. Give me the VIN van there. And the first five people that do it get a hundred dollars before we even bid it.

[Michael Turley]

So it's an only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. And then for the rest of the day. So the first five people get $100, and then if we don't beat the bid they had, they'll get another hundred dollars.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And for the rest of the day, anybody that we don't match their bid or beat it, beat it. We'll give them $100. And that's our promise on. Give me the vin.com that. That goes on all the time online, all over, in every market, anywhere you can hear this. And we're going to start Doing in person to drive the point across. And it also is going on in Turley's point in Las Vegas, at our office in Las Vegas at West Saharatown Plaza. If you go to givemetheven.com Locations, it's right there. So we've got. We've got one. We've got it going on there and there. And then we'll get the. We've got a Baton Rouge office fixed to open up. We're gonna do the same thing there. And then we're gonna have the van start going city to city.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, road trip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're gonna have a party crew like you back when you were with the radio stations and you and Jose Cansenko and Richard. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna do that road tripping. We're finally going to use this van that I bought that's a mobile office and is wrapped. And give me the vanguard. Clifford. Good morning.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hey, how's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. Cut the music, will you, Turley? How far out are y'?

[Commercial Voice]

All?

[Clifford / Callers]

About 10 minutes out.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 minutes out. So you're gonna set the van up at the Park Place Auto auction right there next to. On Plano Parkway. Next to CarMax on Plano.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, you've told me that you used to be. Used to work for CarMax. You told me that that location gets the most appraisals on a Saturday because the dealers in the area also send their customers over to CarMax to get appraisals. Is that right?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yes.

[Clifford / Callers]

It's a common thing over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So dealers listening. Do the same thing with us. And you can. We're launching our dealer [e-mail] so you just click the dealer button and get a B through our dealer page as well. And Clifford will be their man in the van. Come by and say hi. And we've got the sell that T shirts. How many did you get?

[Clifford / Callers]

I think we got about 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 20 sell that bitch T shirts. And we've got some stickers. We got some swag. And of course, we're giving a hundred dollar hitters away to the first five people in Vegas and in Plano that have a CarMax offer in hand. And current.

[J.D. Ryan]

CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Current CarMax. Yeah, right there. Leave there. And. And if we don't beat it, then we'll give them another hundred. All right, Cliff, let me know how it goes. Update some pictures. I'm gonna send you DJ Pre K's. What do you call it? Phone number. Phone number. So that he can update to the website and all that good stuff. How's my kid? Is he still with you? Yeah. Does he have the money?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, he's got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And in the. The guy with the gun, Uncle Roy, is he still in the back seat to protect everybody? All right, we're all ready to go. Perfect. Nothing like getting ready for work. Let's go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Making it rain, man. I'm telling you, every dollar bills flying all over five counties.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so, so, so, so I took. I took the kids to. They got out for Thanksgiving a full week.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't get out a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took Max's friends to the main event yesterday after they got out of school. A lot of fun just to do something because he. He never really gets does much. We took some of his friends and I bought them all pizza, you know, and. And I. When they were out playing laser tag, there's six of them or eight of them, and I'm gonna. What kind of pizzas you want? So I got pepperoni. And it works, and it works. And all the little bastards ate was the pepperoni. I mean, they're. They're in sixth grade, man. I mean, teach them some class. Teach them about the world, you know, get some couth. It's not just about pepperoni anymore. I mean, after third grade, you're supposed to outgrow that stuff, you know, get into a little more taste. Defined taste.

[J.D. Ryan]

So in your opinion, a mushroom makes the life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mushroom sausage, different kinds of cheese.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Onion, black olive, green pepper. I mean, it's like it had all these kids and like once the one pepperoni was blasted through, they're like, oh, we're done. Like, what about these other two pizzas? I'm full. Like, you lying bastard, if this was pepperoni, I'll be stuffing your little faces. And it was too late. I'd already bought them. So now I just got these big works pizzas, you know, everybody with me today that we can eat.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Everybody knows the children don't like supreme pizza, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they're not children when they're in sixth grade anymore. It's time to grow up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I was driving when I was a sixth grade.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it. Yeah, well, my dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Painting fence.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doing plumbing.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're smoking. Drinking with Uncle Roy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drinking? Hell, I'd already been drinking with Uncle Roy. That was at 8. I mean, 12. 12 years old is 6th grade. It's time to get with it, kids. If you hadn't Learned to ride a bike yet and eat anything besides pepperoni pizza and chicken nuggets? You might need to look at your mom and ask her what's been going on in your life. Because it's time to wake up, smell the roses and dads. You know, get them off the video games. Get them to eat real pizza. It's time. All right, we got a 16 Prius with 26,000 miles. What level is it? 1, 2, 3, 4. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up because I've got six seconds before a hard top of the hour break. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

You probably should have called a week.

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[John Clay Wolf]

But no, you waited to the last.

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[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yo, yo, yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you were gonna start bouncing those intro bits off of me before you did them.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Bounce them off of you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Huh? We were gonna check the funny meter.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

We had a conversation about that. I thought. I was just waiting for your input about that one. Yeah, I thought you were gonna shoot me ideas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't see it. You shot me.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You shot. No, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. I thought you were gonna shoot me the idea, and then I was gonna.

[Clifford / Callers]

No.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Is that what you want me to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so much easier.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You have never said that to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's so much easier to criticize someone else's work than come up with. With creativity on your own.

[J.D. Ryan]

Surely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm just. I'm a better critic than I am a creator.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, no. That's the first time you've said it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, it's all.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You know. Let me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hannah's got the voice, you know.

[Commercial Voice]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

A new commercial. Hannah? Really? She nailed that spokeswoman deal.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Here's the thing about Hannah. Hannah's better when she's looking into a camera, just. Just reading. Just reading into a microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's not the same performance level at all. And she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it like any woman taking selfies of themselves? You know, how they really turn it on when they know that they're on camera.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's a live thing versus recording. When you're recording, it's. You just never. You.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, when you're recording these commercials, it's not live.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, but she, but, but it's a camera. So it feels like okay because you got other people looking at you.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, it's, it's a, it's an energy thing. Yep, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think she could be a real spokesman woman for someone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely, absolutely.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

She's so good in the TV commercial.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody's gonna turn off that first four seconds of that commercial. Once you see her walking, you're like, I don't care what they're selling, I'm gonna watch it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she has so much control of the room and the confidence. Authority at that age. That's good.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

But reading script, it's, it's not difficult, but it's just, It's a different 800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Chris. Good morning.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

2011 Ford Escape. It's a hybrid, so it's, it says XLT. XLT. Is it cloth?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes, sir. It's a 3.0 liter V6.

[John Clay Wolf]

These things, people love to hate them. The battery pack on cost. Cost a million dollars to replace. Is, is the battery pack okay?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, it's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a hybrid, right?

[Clifford / Callers]

Well, it might not be a hybrid. It's an EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

God damn, where in Louisiana you live?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, it's a, it's a flex fuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't a hybrid, man. If you're gonna drink all day, you gotta start. Morning. Says Chris in Houston, Texas. Good morning, Chris. All right. Good morning.

[Clifford / Callers]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to start over.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Not a hybrid. It's the EcoBoost.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a six cylinder nothing. It's a freaking go kart. It's a pull start. Never trust a man from Houston. So what do you want to do with this thing? You want, is it a four cylinder or six? I saw what four cylinder or six?

[Clifford / Callers]

I am the second owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give, I'll get, I'll give. Chris, go to givemetheven.com. i'll pay $4,000 if it's nice. I had to cut that one later. Hey, but also remember, we haven't fixed our, our deal yet, so he might be. I might be sounding weird to him. We haven't changed out our, our interface. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not going to give him the.

[Michael Turley]

Benefit of the doubt?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'm almost Second, why you asking?

[Michael Turley]

I'm the sixth owner of this vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's the six pack. There's lots of sixes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh. The, the Rush Limbaugh light is going off. We. He has his own light now on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our st in the room here.

[Michael Turley]

When he wants to come on. It used to be we pull him up on the ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's getting pushy. Yeah, he's getting pushy.

[J.D. Ryan]

When did this happen?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Good morning Rush, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blah, blah. Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I gotta tell you, I. And I've gotta apologize. I've I few cocktails this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, well, that's different.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I'm a little, I'm a little pent up.

[Commercial Voice]

Look.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Look. What?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Look, look, look. I heard you talking about Megan Kelly earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, my producer.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You're not going to believe this guy. My producer, Carlton Marks is a preeminent radio genius. Carlton, Mark and I. But. And don't. And don't. Listen, don't say this in front of anyone, okay? From a friend of an employee of a co producer. That Carlton is shopping Megyn Kelly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

As a sidekick for the famous El Rush ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Russian Megan.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be interesting.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's not. There's no way.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you like big bottom girls. Just like Queen used to sing about. Megan's too thin.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. You know what?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I wasn't even gonna go there. I wasn't even going to go there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fat bottom girls, they make the rocking world go round.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

This may shock you.

[Commercial Voice]

Shock.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

But I think Megyn Kelly just being as objective as I can is a little too conservative for my liking.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I mean, well, with all the racial stuff and the craziness, I can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Translation, I will walk threatened. Just missionary position. And he likes to shake it up a bit.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You're damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's too square for him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And I take that flyer. Ah, screw it.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric Houston good morning. Eric in Houston good morning, Eric. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Eric?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes, I can. Yes, I can. Sorry about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's what Eric and Houston good morning means. Tell me about it.

[Clifford / Callers]

2012 out of. Yes, four.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just bought one.

[Clifford / Callers]

Research on trying to see if I.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, you just bought one.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We buy cars from people we don't like. Give free car advice. I'll charge you. Do you have a credit card? If you want my advice, I'll charge you 50 bucks. Well, I mean 50 bucks. I'll give you free car advice, but for free.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I will.

[John Clay Wolf]

For free I will bid your car. And if I don't beat your CarMax offer, I'll pay you 100 bucks. But free car advice? Nah. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Speaking of the give me the van, the gimme the VIN van live and.

[J.D. Ryan]

In person is be there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should be there now. They'll be calling in a minute on Plano parkway in Dallas, Texas. Plano Parkway at the old Jaguar store one block over from CarMax on Plano Parkway. And the idea here is, as you leave CarMax with your offer letter today, you go next door to the give me the VIN van, you show them your CarMax offer letter. The first five people that do that get $100. And then if we don't beat the offer, we give another $100. And we do that all the time at give me the vin.com. if we don't beat the Carmax offer books and you a hundred dollars. Now we're doing in person to get the point across in Las Vegas, Nevada, home of Wayne Newton and Tom Jones. Same thing down the street on Sahara. Go out of Carmax, go to our office right there. 500 to the first to the first people that show us their offer in 100. If we don't beat it, 100 to the first five people go to give me the vin.com. click locations, you'll see our Vegas location. Or just go to junkly Wolf show on Facebook. Oh, yeah. Viva. Leave that Elvis on. That's good, that's good, that's good. Damn, Kendall, you drove this thing? Kendall, you there? We got to get this phone fixed, guys. Next week, okay? Kendall, are you there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Kendall, can you hear me?

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, I can hear you. It sounds distorted, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

A 12 Range Rover Evoke with 130 is worth $10,000, I think. Okay, well, let me look it up. Does that buy it?

[Clifford / Callers]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, do you want to sell it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then does that buy?

[Clifford / Callers]

I don't know. I gotta see kind of what else is out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten grand's a little low.

[Clifford / Callers]

I owe more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on it? About 130,000.

[Clifford / Callers]

A little bit less.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the four door or two door, four door dynamic or pure plus.

[Clifford / Callers]

Prestige, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I understand. So it's a four cylinder turbo with 130000 miles on it. You know how well those little four cylinders that are turbocharged make it on high miles? Not very. I think I'm all over it. Yeah, I think 10 grand's the right money. I think I'm hitting it correct. What color is it?

[Clifford / Callers]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Run it over to Carmax. Get their offer. Send it to me at. Give me the vin.com. if I don't beat it, I'll give you 100 bucks, but I'll give you 10 grand even when they offer you seven. Sounds good.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Put them on hold. Pre K. Nothing like a 05 Avalanche with 200. I'm sure you're from Oklahoma, Michael. Where do you live? Tell me it's Oklahoma.

[Clifford / Callers]

No, no, it's Fort Worth, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Did you ever spend any time in Oklahoma or did you have any family up there? You ever spend time in jail up there?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, just Windstar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. An 05 Avalanche with 200,000 miles on it. Leather, cloth. Two grand. Three grand. Two grand. Three grand. 2 grand. 3 grand. 2500. It's right around there. I need to see it. You'll sell it.

[Clifford / Callers]

That's black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Load it up into givemetheven.com. we're going to hit it between two and three grand. I need to see the pictures of it.

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay. All right. Thanks, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800-800-7234. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hello? Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? I can hear you.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hey, is this.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Give me the van.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is John, and we're actually on the air right now. Were you calling the show or the company?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh? Were you calling into the show or were you just trying to call the office?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

The office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on just a second. D.J. you got one on two. You need to transfer to someone. 800. 800. That's what I get for blind grabbing a car. I was grabbing one without getting it screened first. That's. That's funny. She was kind of a wide stance guy. What's this Trumpy Bear crap?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's a wild deal. Do we have time for that there?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's a new product on the market made by a company in Dallas. This is not a joke, okay? Or they say it's not a joke. Play the commercial, Charlie.

[Commercial Voice]

The wind whispered through the forest. A storm is coming. From the trees rose a resounding voice. I fear nothing. Introducing the original Trumpy Bear, the fearless, super plush American grizzly. Trumpy bear was born June 14th. Flag day. Just find the secret zipper and pull out the flag blanket. Then wrap yourself in the red, white and blue for comfort and warmth.

[John Clay Wolf]

God bless America.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And God bless Trumpy Bear.

[Commercial Voice]

Trumpy Bear sits proudly at the front of the motorcycle for all the world to see and loves to cruise with his brother.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I'm a former Marine and I'm proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

To have Trumpy Bear ride by my side.

[Commercial Voice]

Everyone knows Trumpy Bear loves to go to the golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

When I ride with Trumpy Bear, he.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Makes my golf game great again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Commercial Voice]

Trumpy Bear simply style his trademark hair and place him in his favorite chair.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

So you get the gist right.

[Commercial Voice]

We'll love Trumpy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's a stuffed bear with an orange hairdo and a red tie. It's really cute. You can buy for two payments of 19.95.

[Michael Turley]

And this guy is out of Dallas. He actually went to SMU too.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just pull up the website. It is real. It sounds like. Sounds like a Saturday night live, but it's real.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You get them at Walmart for 56 bucks on Walmart.com now wouldn't you know late night television got a hold of this and made their own version of that commercial.

[Commercial Voice]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was torn away from my mom at the border. But that's okay. I have my Trumpy Bear. Trumpy Bear. You're my new mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get pulled over at least once a day for no good reason. But now I can make the police smile with my partner.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Trumpy Bear, I Trumpy Bear. And he paid me $2,000 to keep quiet. Thanks. Trumpy Bear.

[Commercial Voice]

Isn'T just a bear. He's a whole lot more. Find the secret zipper and pull out the cozy American flag themed blanket.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep digging.

[Commercial Voice]

And there are more treasures to be found. Like this framed photo of Vladimir Putin. A half eaten cheeseburger, Trumpy Bear tanning goggles, A six piece KFC wheel, A dead baby doc, and best of all, a fully loaded assault rifle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those are the accessories.

[Commercial Voice]

For only two payments of 1995. Don't miss out on owning a piece of American history that was made in China.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've just got a couple of seconds left. Azel. Azel. Kevin07F150 Super Cab 180XL's worth a thousand bucks. You there?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. It's about a grand. Just old work truck with big miles like that. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Dave. Oklahoma City a 14 ram with 76,000 miles. Four wheel drive, quad cab, big back door, small back door.

[Michael Turley]

What's the game everyone is talking about this year?

[John Clay Wolf]

Solitaire Clash. That C L A S H is backed by millions of downloads and a.

[Michael Turley]

4.8 rating across app stores, a clear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sign that players keep coming back. What really sets Solitaire Clash apart is the competitive feel that's simply fun to play. Each match moves quickly and keeps you engaged, giving you that satisfying sense of momentum and flow. As you play, it's easy to get into enjoyable round by round and designed to let you experience competition in a.

[Michael Turley]

Way that feels exciting and rewarding.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you've played Solitaire Clash before, now's a great moment to jump back in, play a few rounds and reconnect with that competitive experience, supported by a strong player community that continues to attract millions. If it's been a while or you could use a break, take a moment to open Solitaire Clash. It's the perfect go to game that.

[Michael Turley]

Fits into the busiest days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Download it today from wherever you get your apps. Remember, Solitaire Clash spelled C L A S H. Solitaire Clash, that's C L A S H Quad cap small crew cab's big.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, it's not a crew cap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mid teens 15, 16, 17 go to givemetheven.com put in your license plate or put in your VIN number. And remember guys, we've got the give me the VIN van on Plano Parkway. Park next to Carmax if you get your CarMax offer letter and go over and see our guys. If we don't beat it, we'll give you $100. Also, the first people that even do it get $100 just for getting the ball rolling. So the first five guys that go to Carmax and Plano and go next door to the Give me the VIN van. We're set up out there. We'll give you 100 bucks and we're giving away sell that T shirts to any of our listeners that want to whip in there. It's at Park Place Auto Auction on Plano Parkway. Whip in there, you'll see the van say hey, give me a T shirt and meet, meet some of the guys and take a picture with them. We'll be right back after this.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free 1-800-800-RADIO now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is 9:30 Saturday morning. Good morning California, Santa Diego. It's not 9:30 your time. It will be by the time you hear this because you're on a two hour delay out there. Bakersfield, Las Vegas, Dallas, Oklahoma, Texas, Houston, Amarillo, Austin, San Antonio, all over Louisiana and everywhere in between. Good morning. How the hell are you J.D. ryan. Good morning, John Bobbo. Hello, everybody. Hello. I'm gonna. Don't forget Arkansas.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

We got.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got. We got our own in house. Arkansas Sass Ambassador right here. Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Now get back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell are you doing? Did you bring. Did you bring a car down to give me the VIN from Arkansas? From where? Fayetteville this morning.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I've been trying for two months get one of those people to say, don't worry about it. You don't have to come. And not a one of them will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, are you the one that Kyle told me is coming in? Your old lady wanted to rub on me.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I got this truck got a diesel tank on the back, right. And I told white boy Kyle that I was gonna take diesel out. He said, no, you leave diesel on. I said, diesel what?

[John Clay Wolf]

The diesel tank.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I leave that diesel tank on there. If you let my old lady come up there and rub up on John Clay wolves. What she said, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's rub up on me?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I don't know. That's what she said.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen her yet. Like, give me a. Give me a. We. We know what your truck looks like. It's about a six.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, she's about eight and a half.

[Commercial Voice]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got more gal than you got.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Truck as he's 44, you know, I mean, they just start getting shapely about right then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, where is she now?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

She's down there staring there. White boy Kyle. She's rubbing on a couple of the. You buyers, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all just. Y' all just kind of swinging like that from Arkansas?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, no, she ain't gonna do nothing for real. She's just playing we like flies.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you just drag her around and let her rub on all the guys?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, it's just like that old. What's that show where old kid goes up there. Old Marty Bird goes up there. That lake of those art. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He's laundering money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's Mexican drug cartels get mixed up with the Chicago mob.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that have to do?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Okay. That shows. Got that hillbilly grown hair and out in his backyard back to back 10. And he's got old lady. And she ain't young, right. She's shapely. They show them one time getting it on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, she got some curves too. My old lady is like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you go down there, get with her and white boy Kyle and cut. You bring her up here and. And I'll Be. I'll judge when. When y' all get back.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, house. We will do it. We will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scott in Seattle, Washington. How the hell did you find me From Seattle, Washington?

[Clifford / Callers]

Really little. I heart radio action.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Cool, man. I've got a Tesla sitting up in Seattle that I'm trying to get. Did we sell it?

[Michael Turley]

We have sold the Tesla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. It's hard to get cars from Seattle to Dallas or to Vegas. The tr. The shipping line.

[Clifford / Callers]

Military. So I'm stationed out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you coming back to Texas?

[Clifford / Callers]

Probably not for two years.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you want to sell this truck? Yeah, I do.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Too big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Clifford / Callers]

New. That's the only thing it doesn't have.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 17F250 Lariat with 2,000miles FX4 every. What color?

[Clifford / Callers]

That stupid blue G metallic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that color.

[Clifford / Callers]

I wanted black, but this was last 17 they had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it like 50? Mid fifth? Like 53?

[Clifford / Callers]

About 450.

[John Clay Wolf]

450. What's that mean?

[Clifford / Callers]

54, 450.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, is that your payoff?

[Clifford / Callers]

20.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. I can buy the truck. It's just a matter of getting it here from there. But let me figure out. I may be able to sell it to a friend up there. I've got a lot of dealer. I got a dealer network across the world, literally. I could probably buy it just and just flip it off for you and give you a hand up there from a phone call.

[Clifford / Callers]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and remember, guys, give me the VIN. Van is next. Carmax on Plano Parkway this morning. The first five people who bring their carmax offer letter over to them to our van. It's wrapped in. Give me the VIN garb. We're giving you a hundred dollar bill just to bring it over and another hundred dollar bill if we don't beat it. Also just radio fans, if you're over in north Dallas, go find the van, find Clifford. My kid Maddox is over there too. And we've got the sell that T shirts. We're giving away the fans. Grab those while they last and just go over there and say hi and take a pic with them. Grab a T shirt and get on out. Maybe a stick or two. We'll be right back.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com call them toll free. 1-800-800-ray-radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? What Are we hearing in the background?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's that damn donkey again.

[John Clay Wolf]

That damn donkey was here.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, he went away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, sure. He'll be back in a hell of an intro. Remember, the give me the vin van is on plano parkway in Dallas, Texas. Actually, Plano, Texas, but plano, Texas, doing a promotion today. It's right next to carmax. If you get your carmax offer in plano, take a right on plano parkway. Go down one lot. There's a Gimme the van van standing there with a crew, guys.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do I do? I have my.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first five people that bring their carmax offer over to the van, right? Get a hundred dollars cash. Just boom.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Just for one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just for one. If we don't beat the offer, you get another hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I could technically walk away with 200 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all day long if we don't need an offer. All day long. When you bring us a carmax offer, we'll give you a hundred dollars if we don't beat it. And that goes online as [e-mail]. if we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you check for 100. But we're doing it in person in Dallas, Texas this morning, right next door to carmax on plano parkway. And. And Las Vegas, Nevada, at our office right next to carmax on Sahara drive. Same song, second verse. First five people that bring the letter over, get 100. If we don't beat it, get another 100. Okay.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And nationwide, that's standard operating procedure for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give me the Vindo online 24 7, 365.

[John Clay Wolf]

But now we're just putting cool vans and pretty girls out on the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

To get the point across. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 8. 800. Ready, Eddie?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Eddie?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

15F150 Lariat with 37,000 miles lifted. Four wheel drive leather nav. 15. 15, 15, 15. Okay, I got it. Is it 20? 20, 23.

[Clifford / Callers]

I got a lift on it. Brand new tires. Tires don't even have 100 miles on it because I travel.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There are parts and then there are b pro auto parts parts built for every vehicle. Parts built to fit and function. Parts that are refining how we drive and redefining the category because every vehicle is a sum of its parts. Do yourself a favor and put b.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pro auto parts on the vehicles you service.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Parts now. Parts into the future.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the new aftermarket.

[Clifford / Callers]

I was thinking 26, 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sure I'll buy it just go to givemetheven.com. take a couple pictures. Say John said mid 20s on the air. I'll take 27 for it. Put that in the info box and they'll grab me after I get off the air and we'll take a look and make a decision. But I'll get it bought.

[Clifford / Callers]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Gill in Houston. A 16 Accord Touring 27, leather roof, nav. Is it a four cylinder? Six.

[Clifford / Callers]

It's a six.

[John Clay Wolf]

16.

[Clifford / Callers]

16 white with tan leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door. Four.

[Clifford / Callers]

That's four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 15 grand?

[Clifford / Callers]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

15 grand. Mid teens. How much?

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, Texas direct offered me 21 already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, then I'll give you 21. Three. I don't know. I'm not looking at anything you want. You went there and screwed around with them for an hour and a half. You called me on the radio. I'll beat it. Send me a picture of their offer letter. If I don't. If I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for $100. Go to. Give me the vin.com I hate. And by the way, Gil, I buy a lot. I buy most of their cars that people sell. Texas Direct. You brought something up, John.

[Clifford / Callers]

I already sold you a car directly to you a couple years ago before I bought this car, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. I'll buy this one, too. I just threw the 15 out there to get you to tell me what it takes just so we can cut to the chase. And it did. And that's perfect. Thank you. We saved a lot of time.

[J.D. Ryan]

60 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said 15. He's like, they gave me 21. Okay, good. Now that we've established that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't have to sit here and think about this, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

I buy, gosh, who knows how many, what percentage of the cars from Texas Direct. All their cars, they hold. So they buy them from you for 10,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they sell them to me for 11.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I sell them again for 11. 3 or 11, 5 or 11, 7 or 10 or 9 and lose. But I buy most of the cars. People are selling them to Texas Direct. What we've never talked about is that I'm the one on the backside buying all those from Texas Direct. And they're changing their policy up a little bit. So I'm like, okay, well, I mean, I need to go and let the public know then if I'm not buying them from you, then I'm going to buy them from them. I'm going to tell them. I'm going to tell them that I'm your pimp behind the back door buying all the cars.

[Commercial Voice]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking thousands, Bob. I don't mean 50, I mean 10,000.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Make it rain.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all good, man. It's a beehive. It's a beehive. It makes the world go around. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Somebody here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have them sit right there on the, on the, on the studio. On the, on the countertop.

[Michael Turley]

We have somebody in the. Make sure to frisk them.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. first, please. I don't need to get shot. Remember the. Give me the VIN van is. Anyway, we got all that. Good morning, everyone. My name is John Claywolf. Conan talks about White House editing techniques. That was crazy. I watched that, I watched that footage yesterday and it was insane. That was very. And now I guess they put out this video today right where it makes it look like he's karate chopping the intern. So their, their White House is producing comedy videos. They're like infringing on the late night world.

[Commercial Voice]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's absolutely insane.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

So what do you think of that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so what he's talking about is Trump banned the credentials from a CNN reporter for talking back to him in a press conference. I love it. I love it. Okay. It's freedom of speech and this and that and that and this. But the guy was being a prick and he got kicked in the, in the sack.

[J.D. Ryan]

8. First time it's happened either.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ain't the first time it's happened either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Reagan threw some out. Actually. Reagan threw, mama threw, threw a chick off Air Force One.

[John Clay Wolf]

He threw who off?

[J.D. Ryan]

She, he took a lady off of Air Force One because she got on board and started spouting something about something or other. There's video of her.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but they said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here comes the liberal. Everybody hang on. The liberals come.

[Michael Turley]

The liberals come.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give them a chance.

[Michael Turley]

But they said that she was mouthing off which this CNN reporter, this reporter that was on was on Air Force One.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think that guy.

[Michael Turley]

I watched this video but they're saying the reason they kick. They gave his credentials or took his credentials away is because he hit or pushed this intern. He, he's not what it was karate chopper.

[J.D. Ryan]

He blocked her arm from taking the mic.

[Michael Turley]

That's not the reason why though. Why wasn't like what John said he was being rude and well, that's why.

[J.D. Ryan]

They took him out.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, but that's not what they're saying. Why don't they just say that?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're trying to find a technical foundation. It's like the guy that bought the Viper, that didn't buy the Viper.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here's what I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like the guy in the Viper thing I was explaining earlier. It brought 185, 000, but he didn't want to pay for it because there's some technical bs. But there was a guy again on the floor bidding against him. Yeah, that he ran off. He ran that guy off of my auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Lane, I got you. Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And basically, you know, so he's. We're letting him out on a technicality, but fundamentally the guy's a sorry dog.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Speaking of that, speaking of technicality, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

The deal is on the, on, on the CNN guy, just sorry dogs.

[Michael Turley]

I agree, but say it, don't make up a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

My question is, why don't they just let the guy from CNN in and just never speak to him again?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why can't you do that?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Proper technique. And speaking of technicalities, the Supreme Court yesterday, you news junkies actually overturned the White House. Right. To take those.

[J.D. Ryan]

Temporarily. Yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, but it's temporary. Then I don't understand. Why don't you just. It's funnier to let him come in, sit on the front row and never ask him any questions. Never let him ask you.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And it's a matter of decorum. It's also a matter of freedom of the press.

[J.D. Ryan]

That room is filled with people you can ask anybody.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Gotta have both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie, did that Lamborghini you bought last week make any money?

[Michael Turley]

No, it broke out. Basically lost a little bit actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you notice the picture? The. Give me the VIN picture. Roy took one of his drivers and stuck with that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, after I noticed it. After you showed me it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know our customers would they hold a sign saying.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the guy that sell it didn't want to take a picture. So we got one of our drivers and he didn't match that car. He didn't have the look of a guy that would have a hundred thousand dollar Lamborghini.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

So.

[Michael Turley]

Well, his shoes were spray painted. That's not working. When you have somebody, it's. The shoes are spray painted. It's not working.

[John Clay Wolf]

You think Roy was just being a smart ass? No, because I've been leaning on him about the pictures.

[Michael Turley]

I think he was being. Yeah, just because you're leaning on the pictures like.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'll get you some pictures. Let me grab some homeless people and stick them in front of these Rolls Royces and take photos with them that'll really do what we're trying to get accomplished. Chris and Kingwood 14 Armada Platinum Reserve. 80,000 miles, leather roof nav. What color?

[Commercial Voice]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average. Rough or clean?

[Clifford / Callers]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

13,000. Does that sound right?

[Clifford / Callers]

Nah, I think I'm good.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Clifford / Callers]

Well, I. I still owe about 22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Ouch. I'm gonna hang up before I start feeling bad for hearing that kid in the background and start coming off. This call is fixed to cost me a lot of money and I. I already lost enough on that Viper. I don't want to lose anymore. 800-800-7234, Michelle. A 13 explorer limited with 20,000 miles, leather navigation. What color it is? White. It's a limited. 13,000. 13,000. Yep. Go to givemetheven.com Remember the. Give me the vin swag wagon, the shagging wagon. It's wrapped up. And give me the vin garb. We've got a street team on the ground on Plano parkway at the old Jaguar dealership. It's now called park place auto auction parked out front. Bring your carmax appraisal in your hand to them. See Clifford and he will give you $100. The first five people that come see him this morning with a current today's carmax appraisal in hand, he's gonna slap him $100 bill. And if we don't beat the bid, he's gonna slap him another hundred dollar bill and that goes on at all. That's our deal. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll pay you 100 bucks. Well, we're doing it in a person this morning and we're being stupid and starting it out. But just show up with one and we're slapping 100 on top of you just to get the ball rolling. Same thing at our Las Vegas office. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800, radio or log on to gowolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

We definitely do have the heaviest drinking radio audience in the United States on Saturday mornings. We gather them here because as they say, if you don't start drinking in the morning, you can't be drinking all day. Acdc in this case, sing a song about it. Bobby in Houston and 11 Tahoe Z71 with 200, 000 miles on. It's got to be worth five grand, even though it's all mild the hell out.

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay, I get it to fit and I'll send it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, bye. Ironically. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Midland, we got one in Midland. Here, Rob, in Midland, Texas. Good morning.

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[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Oh, I screwed up. Rob in Midland, you there?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, I'm here, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. What's your question? How long will they be at Carmax and Plano?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, I heard you announcing it on the radio, and I was telling the guy before that I'm out here in West Texas, so, you know, I'm like five hours away.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll be there all day. But, but. And I don't even think there is a Carmax out in Midland. You're like, what the hell? But we've actually, ironically, we have one of your people here in the studio. This. I mean, I'm not making this up. They just walked in. He told us that he had a hot old lady and she wanted to come up here and dance for us. So we let him in the studio, he lied. And now they're in here, she's hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

She just won't dance.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good looking folks, but they're. They just lied to get in the door. We've got Ryan and Reagan in the studio here from Midland. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you brought us a. A Ford truck from Midland? You bet. What kind is it? What is it? It's a F350. What year?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Lariat 2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 96, 000. Cool. And you left the diesel tank in the back? Oh, I had to. It's full.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Very cool.

[Michael Turley]

Well, wasn't that part of the negotiations, though?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. He said he was gonna. His wife was gonna come up and do a table dance for Bobbo.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, she hurt her ankle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Reagan, what's up with that? Why. Why is he telling Stories. I hate to just want to come meet you guys. Rob, what have you got?

[Clifford / Callers]

Like I said, I was just curious about. About that shirt and. But like I said, it's just kind of a five hour drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob, go to, go to. Go to John Claywolf.com and click the. The shirts are for sale for like 10 bucks and the stickers are free. We've got stickers for the cars too, so you can get one right there. What he's talking about. Everybody is on Plano Parkway today. Our swag van, the gimme the van Jon Wolf show van that's wrapped up is right next to CarMax on Plano Parkway at the old Jag dealership that's now an auto auction right out front. The first five people that bring us a CarMax offer from next door get $100 just for bringing their car over and letting us look at it. If we don't beat the offer, they get another hundred dollars. And the same thing goes for our office in Las Vegas on Sahara, right down the street from CarMax. And the reason we're doing this promotion is to get the word out that we pay $100 for last look.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do it all week, though, not just on. Not just today though.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do it all the time [e-mail] It's a virtual company. We don't really see our customers very often because we do it all online. Like those Vipers, we sent somebody to Amberilla to go pick them up the guy that was on earlier. But in this case, we're doing a little street crew and we got money in our pocket and. And we're paying $100 to the first five people that bring us the cars with the offers from CarMax next door in Vegas and in Plano. So look for that. Give me the VIN van, go to John Clee Wolf show Facebook page and you can see the exact location company.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it's real buyers, real people. In fact, you'll see our TV commercial starting soon. And you'll see a few of our of our very interesting buyers down there. And there's one in the TV commercial I want you to watch for and call us next weekend, see if you spot something odd.

[John Clay Wolf]

Zach in Houston. Zach, you there?

[Clifford / Callers]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. 16 King Ranch. 16 King Ranch. 17,000 miles lifted. How much lift?

[Clifford / Callers]

4 inch BDS suspension.

[John Clay Wolf]

What size tires?

[Clifford / Callers]

35 by 1250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 45 grand buy it?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's close. The dealership I bought it from offered me 51 about 2,000 miles ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how long ago was that.

[Clifford / Callers]

That was probably six months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Markets come down quite a bit. Go. But. But I. I know I'll give 45, and I may give more after I see the pictures. Can you take a couple of shots and send it to givemetheven.com?

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just load it up with the pictures and what, you're in Houston, and we'll get a deal done online. I just need to see it. All right, thanks, guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chad and Hurst. A 10 Acadia with 98 and leathers worth seven grand. Eight grand. Seven. Seven grand.

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, that's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Yep. Love to buy it. Run it over to Plano if you. Well, hell, you're in her close to 4th. We have a Fort Worth office that can go to givemetheven.com. they'll hook you up right now. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Eugene in Cleveland. A 13 Volvo XC90 with 82 premium. That car is worth $9,000, maybe 10. I had one. You there, Eugene?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes. I was just hearing background noise loaded up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had the same car this week. I need to check the. It's like nine or ten G's. I. I know exactly what you've got in a. It's either 9,000 or 10,000. I need to look at the one I just bought and sold. It made like 300. So I'm. I'm pretty sure I sold it for 10,000. Okay. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 raider. Randy the chipmunk has got his little arms in the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he does. He's so cute. Hey, buddy. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, what's up?

[J.D. Ryan]

Get on up here. He tripped right before he got to the microphone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen him trip before him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds so smoky.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Excuse me. Hey, what's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey. Good to see you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, I heard you having a dancer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we have it. Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know. You know, they don't let me in the nudie club.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they don't let you in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, we used to go all the time, me and rusty. Yeah, Mr. Getting Old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just hanging out.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It is problematic. Problematic in a nudie club.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Girls are kind of put off by.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, they are. Well, it's because you're a furry little beast.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, it goes with the job.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, just because you're dancing naked all the time, you know, doesn't mean you want to see nuts Everywhere, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matter of fact, why is that so funny?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Here's a little tip for all you ugly little chipmunks. And you squirrels, if you get feeling motivated. Whatever. Don't search for nuts in a nudie bar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They get the wrong ones. It's not what you want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Especially in New Orleans.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He was out Arlington. You? Park Place Auto Auction. There's apartment house called Park Place at Arlington.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And D. Prescott lives there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, I hate that Prescott.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do you hate D. Prescott?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, here's the thing about that. They got. They got pecan trees out back of the balcony where he lives in a really nice looking apartment, I bet. And he goes and picks them up. Somebody said he sends them to his mama and she make pecan pies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Loves his mother.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, yeah. He gave him a surrogate mother or something like that. No, he's picking up on the pecans now. Listen, it's like working my side of the street corner, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

It bothers you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. So we went over late one night. Me and Russ is going, oh, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don'T want to hear that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Brought our patented Randy the Chipmunk nut sack.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Johnwolf.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know John playwolf.com.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He was gonna pick up the nut. Well, dad doesn't sleep or something. It's like four in the morning, he's up, he's seen it. And this is like three years ago. It's not throwing those pecans at us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Like a slingshot nailing you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Now the last couple years he's got a little less accurate, I'd say. I see. You know what I mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I kind of sort of do.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Well, he can still run, I bet. Yeah. We're having kind of the battle of the nuts over in Arlington, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Damn old Dak. Yeah. I mean, he may be a jerk, but he's our jerk, I guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why is he a jerk?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, Pack, you hear this man? Buy you Miller Light. Let's make up. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, ankles. No excuse not to dance, by the way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a degenerate gambler. You're an embarrassment to the chick monk community, alcoholic chipmunk. And your entire family has disowned you. Just like mine.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hello? Man, I can't have it. All right. See you guys later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bye, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. Bye.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good to see you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. I wonder if they've given that 500 away at it. People don't get going that early. I bet they haven't.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Because once it goes, it's gonna go quick. I bet you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I bet. I'll bet you anything. Clifford, if you can hear me, call in 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. Let me know if y' all still have the 500 bucks to give away in cash at on Plano Parkway. There he is. There is, there is, There is. Put him on hold. Pregame war on Clifford. Perfect timing. You there?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah. Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. So you're on Plano Parkway, you're in the give me the van shag wagon, and you've got five. Do you still have the money, or have you already paid some people to bring by and let them look at your car? Let you look at their car?

[Clifford / Callers]

We still got the 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

I saw the picture of y' all set up, man. You got to have the table and the girls where the people driving by on the street can see him. You got it on the inside of the parking lot?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, we just changed it around to the front.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's kind of. We got to do, like, a marketing meeting, man. You're being. You're all technical.

[Michael Turley]

Was he in the back or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, we just moved out to the front, man. Well, good. So you still got the 500? Do you have it, or does Maddox have it.

[Clifford / Callers]

Max?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, don't let him take it, because he'll go buy toys and stuff. So the deal is, is go by C. Clifford on Plano Parkway, bring your car Max offer letter over there to the Give me the VIN van, and he'll give you a hundred dollars just for doing that. And then if we don't beat the bid, he'll give you another hundred dollars on top of it. So it's going to take you a second. You got to run to CarMax and. And then you got to get their offer letter. Then you got to run down the street right next door to the. Give me the VIN van. And well take you about 30 minutes to get the damn CarMax off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually take longer than that, but I'm trying to make it sound easy and then run over and get it to us. But if you're serious about selling your car, you're definitely going to get paid, you're going to get more money. And even just for doing it, I'm slapping a hundred dollars on top of you. Any radio listener right now in the North Dallas area, go down Plano Parkway to the old Momentum Jaguars, now called Park Place Auto Auction. You'll See the. Give me the VIN van there and we're giving away. He's got a T shirt. Sell that bitch an average refer clean T shirts and show stickers. So it's the first time we've ever done anything like this. We're doing it right now. And also Las Vegas, Nevada, same thing. Look at our website and you can. We're doing the same cash promotion out there. He. We do not have the Sell that bitch T shirts in Las Vegas today. 800. So, Clifford, you haven't seen anybody tired.

[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

You still there?

[Michael Turley]

He hung up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. We'll get with a van again.

[Michael Turley]

Moving it to the front. Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, we need a marketing class.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he used to work for Car Match, you know, and they're all real, very technical.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. Technical people, they don't think outside of the box.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like even, even though old, old boys, old lady here that was going to dance for us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the idea of her dancing for Clifford will make him very, very, very nervous. Very nervous indeed. They make, they make CarMax buyers, they make them take a personality test before they hire them. And they got to be a bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Person if they have one, they don't get hired.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay. Wolf. Good morning. California, Nevada, Texas, Arizona, Arkansas. Who else? Oklahoma. Oh, of course. Louisiana. Man, that's like our home, home field. We'll be back in a second. But I guess you felt like you had to set things right. Guys, I heard that during his trip, a topless female protester ran in front of Trump's motorcade back to the John.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Claywell show, presented by GiveMeTheven.com One Secret.

[John Clay Wolf]

Service agent tackled her so she couldn't.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Get the Trump while another tackled Trump.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he couldn't get to her.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

And now Senor Juan Clay will.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K. Where you been today? Where you been today?

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like you've had a lot of phone calls to be juggling back there today.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, man. They've been calling in, they've been blowing it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, my, my, my nine year old. So they Had Grandparents Day at school this year yesterday. And my, his granddad couldn't make it. And his other grandparents live in Europe. You know, the, the ABBA people. My wife's from Copenhagen. Her family's the Abu guys. Obviously they're not going to make it to Grandparents Day. So his granddad couldn't come. So Nolan was disappointed that he wouldn't have any representation at the event.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a private school, right?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you know, so a lot of grandparents are not working at the plant, man. I mean, they're free to come. Huh?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

What'd you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

He said, well, if my granddad ain't coming. And, oh, I forgot to tell you, dj, he, he, he got a new DJ name this week. You've inspired him is what I'm trying to go at. His, his name now is DJ Veyron.

[Michael Turley]

DJ Veyron.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Veyron. Because Audi Veyron is the most expensive supercar in the world. Ooh wee. Okay, I like that. This is little Nolan. Yeah. He said, well, if my granddad can't come, then can Uncle Roy come?

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was thinking of the movie the Toy. I was like, no, that's not gonna be funny. That would be funny. And Roy, that's cool because they're friends. And he, he meant it. He meant it. He wasn't trying to be a smart ass, but I could hear some comments that would come from that. And then his third choice. Wait for what? Can't come. Can DJ Pre K come as my family member?

[Michael Turley]

Hey, man, I'm glad that he thought of me, man. You know? Yeah, let's go stun on that school real quick, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Veyron. It got me thinking about like, private school battles, like dj, like the DJ GED versus DJ Private school versus DJ Public school. That would probably be a lot of different material. Right on, man.

[Michael Turley]

Let's get it. I'll wreck anybody. Okay. I'll go to that private school and show them little, little fools what's up, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Veyron.

[Michael Turley]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you dj? Are you DJ Diploma? Are you DJ GED from Azel?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you know, I'm DJ Diploma, man. You know, Azel, they, they try to hold you back, but I, I got out the mud, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I know I've been plugging this all morning and I normally don't do this, but I'm gonna do it because we are doing a live promotion and it's car Related. In Plano, Texas, first time out. So we bought this van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. Had it for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, Texas Direct had this van.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they built it to be a mobile buying unit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they never got it off the ground, so I bought it from them because I buy a lot of. A lot of the cars that people sell to Texas Direct.

[Commercial Voice]

You buy them?

[J.D. Ryan]

I buy them, Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like, a bunch, like, thousands of them. And I bought this van, and I wrapped it and gave me the VIN stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually, if you look in the headrest still, it says Texas Direct.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So anyway, I've got that thing sitting with an ex Carmax buyer out next to Carmax on Plano Parkway.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a table set up. And he's got cash in his pocket. And if you bring your Carmax offer over to the van, the first five people that do it, we give him a hundred dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

And there's a Carmax right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Just for doing it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vegas. This goes for you too. We have an office one block away from Carmass Carmax on Sahara in Vegas. Our guys are there too, and they're gonna do the same thing. First five offer letters. When people come out of carmax this morning and take it to the van, we'll give him $100.

[Commercial Voice]

Boom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just for showing up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just for showing up with a heartbeat. Okay. In a car. And anybody that just wants a heartbeat. Actually, we had an officer Dallas, our Plano officer, just go by and took a picture with my son, and he got his T shirt. Any listeners that want to sell that T shirt for free right now, go there, get one.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

They have them. We've got, like, 20 of them. First 20 people get a T shirt. No. You know, just for fun. Say hi to the guys. But the Carmax offer letter, bring it next door to the van. We'll give you 100. If we don't beat the offer, we'll give you another hundred.

[J.D. Ryan]

Another 100 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a security guard there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will protect the cash as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

As the Plano police, who are now our friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly. So we're doing this as a promotion to get across online all day, every day. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100. Today, we're paying cash in person right there on Plano Parkway and giving away free show swag. The average, rougher, clean. Sell that bitch. T shirts and stickers. John Clay Wolf show. All right, there's that plug. 800. 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Michelle in Missouri. Where in Missouri?

[Clifford / Callers]

A little town called Shell Knob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, was it named after you?

[Clifford / Callers]

It should have been, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michelle and Shell Knob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shell Knob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shell Knob. How little is a little town?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's very little. There's not even a stoplight.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is there like, like 27 people there or they're like 85?

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, there's more like 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Man. Michelle and Shell Knob. I've noticed that the little old cars out there in the country like that, they get rough because they run up down these roads. Rough roads, potholes, dirt roads. 07 Altima with 94 is going to be about $2,000, maybe 2500.

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay. Okay, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Send me some nudes. Send me some nudes. Oh, eight rant. Thanks, Charlie. That's just really nice. Really nice. That makes me feel good. I'm glad that all my kids are listening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that part was recorded.

[John Clay Wolf]

It wasn't John actually saying David in Oklahoma City. Congratulations on having an automobile. An automobile under a hundred thousand miles. You, you deserve something for that in itself. Davey there? Yeah, I'm here. Where in Oklahoma are you?

[Clifford / Callers]

Actually, I'm on the way to Stillwater to, to the Oklahoma State game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are they playing today?

[Michael Turley]

Iowa State?

[Clifford / Callers]

They're playing West Virginia.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

In West Virginia's good. Yeah, I was gonna say West Virginia is good. Oh, wait. Is it a regular cat? It says super cab. So it's a four door?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, no, no, no, no. It's a, it's a regular cab. Short bed, SXT package.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six cylinder or eight leather.

[Clifford / Callers]

It's six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Clifford / Callers]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

So just a little, little truck. It's a three grand or maybe four.

[Clifford / Callers]

All right. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Oh, three tundra. Is it a four door or a two door or is it an extended cab or a full four door? Jesse in Houston.

[Clifford / Callers]

I guess it's a May. It's not a. I don't know. It's got the two doors. You can't open the door without opening the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's an extended cab. It's like a suicide door Kurt Cobain edition. Sir Kurt Cobain edition with the suicide door. All right. Oh, three tundra with 80 average. Rough or clean, about four grand. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. 800. Put them on hold. Pre K. My God almighty son. Dennis in Houston. Good morning.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hi, John. This is Dennis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Clifford / Callers]

I love the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. We love doing it.

[Clifford / Callers]

I'm a vendor for Mannheim Hobby, fixing wheels down here in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Clifford / Callers]

But love listening to what y' all do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ought to come up to Dallas and fix our wheels.

[Clifford / Callers]

If the price is right. You know, I'm mobile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. We do 500 cars a week. Biggest account in the United States.

[Clifford / Callers]

Wow.

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah.

[Clifford / Callers]

No, I love it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's see here. Well, we have a New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're out of time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Such a great story. You're gonna miss the New Jersey, man. And you're gonna miss the story about babble unfriended me on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do that next. We can do that. Next is real quick. I've got 30 seconds. I'm really interested in that. Why did Bobbo and friend you on Facebook?

[J.D. Ryan]

I put something up on Facebook, but he didn't agree with what you put. We. It was just about the wildfires in California.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, basically, the Democrats were at fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And Bobbo, I really don't remember the deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

He doesn't remember. See, I could have said anything, and he doesn't have any concept.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I knew it happened. I know it happened. I woke up terrified. At what? What did I do?

[John Clay Wolf]

The Democrats are not at fault.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't say that. I'm just trying to stir him up. I put up something about the wild fires being out of control, and he went off on a whole political rant. And I even said to him, where did that come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

From the bottom of a bottle of cheap wine. No, the bottom of a box. The bottom of a plastic container that goes inside of a box of cheap wine.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said to him, I said, you have a drink. Go to sleep.

[Commercial Voice]

I'm not even drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call toll free, 1-800-800 radio. This is is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you don't like this song, you should leave.

[J.D. Ryan]

Leave what? Country just turn, Changes planet, You know.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Don Henley on the Eagles album said, you know, everybody's bitching because I'm singing falsetto. He said, well, Mick Jagger sang falsetto, Prince sang falsetto. Why not us? I think it's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason06m5 Beamer. Is anything wrong with it?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, I'm the second owner. Nothing wrong with it at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No dummy lights, no ABS, no airbag, no O2 sensor.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing.

[Clifford / Callers]

What color it is? Dark silver. Like a graphite gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How long, how long have you had it?

[Clifford / Callers]

I've had it for almost a year. I'm just looking to free up some cash is what I'm doing. I don't want to sell it but seeing what I could get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

These cars are fast, man, they're faster.

[Clifford / Callers]

This one has the v. It's the V10 with the 5 liter that revs the 8300 RPM.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder, is it a 6 speed, 7 speed? So it in seventh gear. If you had enough real estate at 8000 RPM, what would the car be traveling at?

[Clifford / Callers]

Bone stock from the factory. It does 205 miles an hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Telling you, these hemps are faster than. I think it's an 06M5. With how many miles?

[Clifford / Callers]

57. Almost 58,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking I need to look at this one. I don't want to short bid it. It's the. They're all over the place. The cheap ones, the hundred thousand mile ones, they're you know, right. Six, seven grand. The 90, the. The 60,000 mile ones are seven, eight grand. Yours has 50 on it. I think it's 10 to 12 grand.

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'd love to buy. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's take a look. That goes for anyone else they'd like to sell anything. Go to give me the vin.com. this is our last segment on our Dallas station right now. So I'm going to plug our deal a little bit more because he still got some of that money. Silly Clifford does. Well the problem is it takes so long. And this is something else we're proving today. It takes so long for people. They've called in saying we want to come over and do the. Get the hundred dollars for the CarMax offer next door in Plano. Okay. We've got the. Gimme the VIN van.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're in line at CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're in line at CarMax. It takes so long to get an offer out of them that they can't. They're like they're trying to tell the CarMax people to hurry up to get the offer so that they can get over to get the money from us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're right next door to carmax and Plano. The van is. We've got money. The first five people that come over and bring us their CarMax offer letter, we're gonna give them a hundred dollars. If we don't Beat the Carmax offer letter on the bid. We're gonna give them another hundred dollars and all listeners, all the time. I want one of those shirts. I want one of those shirts, man. Where do I get one of those shirts? I mean, besides the fact that, that they're on the website and you can buy them for 20 bucks. I think I said 10aminute ago. They're free right now. If you just go by the damn van and whip in there and say, hey, listen to the show, they'll throw a shirt at you. They're right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, and we have little stickers too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, stickers in the works. So we, we, we've even got the, the ex Carmax buyer that we hired from Carmax is working there in the van.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's somehow perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect circle. It's all good. And we're going to take that van and start working around the state and the region. Remember Las Vegas? Same thing. Come down Sahara. Our location there. Give me the VIN. Same deal. They've got 500 to give away the first five people that we even have an opportunity to look at the offer to beat. Okay, dealers, go to the dealer. Go to give me the vin dot com. Click. Dealer will bid the franchise dealer. Cars trade ins all day. And the dealers around the Plano area that send their customers over there to get bids send them to us too today to get bids. We want to buy the cars. All right, deep breath, deep breath, deep breath.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big, big, big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's somebody interesting. Brian in San Diego. Brian is San Diego, California. Good morning. You there?

[Clifford / Callers]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hey, hey, hey.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

So listen, my deal with the San Diego people on this station was to stay away from politics because they're real scared of our mouth. So I see on your note here, it says we need to build a wall at the southern border of Mexico. Wait, the. The southern border, California or Mexico?

[Clifford / Callers]

Mexico. Coopers, you know, have nothing against my Mexican national neighbor, you know, where you need an open commercial with them. But the ones that are flowing through Mexico are coming from Central and South America. Needs your cooperation, especially inoculation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Go, go get you another bottom bottle of Mad Dog 2020. It'll set you right for the rest of the day. I didn't quite understand everything he said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Neither did he. That's the fun part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Neither did he.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just talking words. He has no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Frank in Houston. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, what you got?

[Clifford / Callers]

I've got a, I've got a yellow 1606, okay, with 796 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you buy it new?

[Clifford / Callers]

I bought it brand new on my birthday, which is November 30th, back in 2015. And it's just, it just turned 790 yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. Yeah, I see this a lot. I want to understand the mentality. I'm not picking on you. I see this morning we've got these vets that come through. I mean, I bought a Hellcat with 380 miles on the other day. So I. You look at the car and you enjoy looking at it and sitting at it, but. But you just really don't care that much about driving it. Why?

[Clifford / Callers]

Well, no, it's more like I don't want to drive it, get it banged up and you know, I drive it mainly to little car shows, car shows and stuff like that. And it's really, it's really. If it's fast, but it's not as fast as what I like to go. I mean, I drag race for a hobby and I've got a 1250 horsepower S10 pickup. It's like nothing compared to that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're too redneck to drive a new van. Is it a, is it a stick or an automatic?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it a 2LZ or 3LZ? 2.2LZ. So it's got heads up display, ventilated seats, air conditioned seats.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a Z07 performance package. I don't know if that's on the Z06 or not.

[Clifford / Callers]

No, it doesn't have the Z07 performance package. It's just a, it's just regular Z06. I just bought it off the showroom floor in Sugar Land, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vets are not bringing a premium right now, if you know the truth. I've been losing my shirt on. I mean I, I buy and sell about 15 a week and they're just coming down.

[Clifford / Callers]

Well, I mean, I don't really need to sell it. It's just taking up room in my garage.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 60 grand check writer.

[Clifford / Callers]

No, sir, I hear you have to have at least 70, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you can. You wouldn't be with 70. I sold a 18 with 1200 miles or 800 miles three weeks ago that I gave 75 for and I sold it for 70,500, lost 4500 on it. Markets coming down. Dig around, you'll find what I'm saying is true. And if, if you get to where you do care about selling it, call us back. Go to givemetheven.com Would love to buy. We buy it we buy top of the market, but we are. We do have to stay on top of the market. We can't make up dreamy numbers or we lose our shirt.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, I'm just trying to get a little bit back on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, man. Thanks for calling 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Satan. We haven't heard from you this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Always good to check in with Satan.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's always good to check in with Satan to keep him off your back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, and. Oh, you some. What's the matter with you?

[Commercial Voice]

I know what you're. I know what you're saying, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the matter?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you. You sad?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you depressed? Did you finally realize you're a sorry bastard and you make everyone's life hell?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanksgiving's coming up and everybody's giving thanks. Does that bother you? I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Commercial Voice]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that didn't bother you.

[Commercial Voice]

Where would you get that idea?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because you sort of like him when people are being tortured.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, Satan, I know how it feels. I mean, I'm like the Pablo f and Escobar of used cars. But I'm still a nice guy. You could be a nice guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice guy.

[Commercial Voice]

I am a nice guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, a lot of people think you're not.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah.

[Commercial Voice]

You know what? It's a dirty job. Somebody has got to do it. I was telling Michael the other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Archangel Michael.

[Commercial Voice]

Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

We know.

[Commercial Voice]

Such a straight laced goody goody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, he's an archangel.

[Commercial Voice]

I know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Commercial Voice]

Just the whole California thing, it's. It's a tough deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

What The. The fires.

[Commercial Voice]

I saw. I saw Jeff. What's his name? Mitchell. And the. Of the actor, the big Lebowski guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Jeff Daniels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan, here's what I want you to.

[Commercial Voice]

Do, Jeff, to me. But he, you know, he lost a four foot ball in the fire. That just breaks my heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want you to go get a cup of coffee, get recalibrated, come back for hour number four in a better attitude. Cuz I've only got two minutes left and I'm not going to sit here.

[J.D. Ryan]

And listen to your whiny saucy with the devil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Commercial Voice]

Yeah, I know what you mean, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never seen you like this.

[Commercial Voice]

Well, what are you gonna do, Malcolm?

[John Clay Wolf]

An 04 Silverado with 75000 miles extended cab or crew?

[Clifford / Callers]

Crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Half ton to three quarter the good silver ll we got. What is LT or LS trim? Leather. Cloth.

[Commercial Voice]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a work truck or is it a LS?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's a LAS.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 5, 6, 7, grand. I need to see pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. You can just put your license plate in there, too. Remember, I've only got a minute left. So remember, guys, Dallas Heights, McKinney. Go to see our van. They're going to be there all day on Plano Parkway next to the Carmax and the old Jag store. We're at Park Place Auto Auction right next to Carmax. Bring your Carmax offer letter. And if we don't beat it, we'll give you a hundred dollars right out of the gate. And the first five people to bring us a CarMax offer letter this morning get a hundred dollars just for doing it. Free shirts to anybody that comes by the show. Shirts, they're free. While we have them last. We've got a crew out there and we're. I don't know where we're gonna go next, but we're gonna take this van and start traveling around with it. Remember Vegas? Same thing at our office on Sahara in Las Vegas, Nevada. There's a CarMax right down the street. We're showing a couple things here. How long it takes Carmax to get an offer out and how we'll beat every damn one of them. And if we don't, we'll pay. We'll put our money where our mouth is every [e-mail] the whole thing is so easy. You can do it in your underwear. As you know and J.D. ryan, Bobbo, Rush Limbaugh, Randy the Chipmunk, Satan Turley, DJ Pre K. We appreciate Yalls efforts this morning. Get ready for hour number four.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stream continues at john claywolf.com right there at the top. Click on the button and follow us for the next hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uno momento, por favor. See you next Saturday morning for a couple of stations. They're going to lose us. The rest of you guys have another hour in front of you.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A man in Georgia was arrested over the weekend after he tried to rob a McDonald's and accidentally shot himself in the thigh.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Call John 1-800-800-Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's lucky he came this close to hitting his McNuggets.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf, a rich white guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen these pictures come in from the people coming by the van in Dallas to pick up free swag. And it's hilarious. Not hilarious. It's just so stereotypical to see our people in the flesh that are into the show. You know, you Got hot rod dude. Old.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, Johnny, we can't use that word.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't done that in a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just slipped right out, didn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

You got hot rod dude with the long hair, you know, he's like Bobbo's cousin. And then you've got rich white guy. Every that used to be hot rod dude. He wishes he was a hot rod dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

He misses the hot rod dude days.

[John Clay Wolf]

He misses the hot rod dude days. We remind him of that. That's good. That's what we're here.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've had everything. It's just funny because I drop by during the week sometimes. You've seen everything from guys with $300,000 cars in our parking lot here to guys who literally have a thousand dollar car. Every conceivable walk alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

All good, folks.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

The crowd in Houston at our listener appreciation part. We had every kind of individual there.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had doctors and we had the guys who were unemployed. Everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Humor has no boundaries.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Amen.

[Commercial Voice]

Brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brother, brother.

[Commercial Voice]

You're right about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Satan. Golly. Would you go take a hit off that four footer you were talking about earlier?

[Commercial Voice]

Oh, there's stuff you guys don't know about pre K about pre K street creds. No lamb on you, brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Commercial Voice]

Never mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's little. Some kind of code talk. Are you okay though?

[Commercial Voice]

So you got the van out in plano, huh? Love that van. A lot of evil can take place inside a van.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but that's nothing. Evil's happening.

[Commercial Voice]

Well, JD knows. Tell him.

[J.D. Ryan]

JD was gonna talk about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

JV claims to have bred a Philly in the corner of on the star of the Dallas Cowboys stadium. The old one on the corner of the Lone Star horse turn two racing track.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an outdoor exhibitionist with his lovemaker.

[Commercial Voice]

I'm all over that. You know, before 1995 that would have been considered one of those mortal sins. I could have got him for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You could have got me for that.

[Commercial Voice]

Statute of limitations. Oh, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

For the cowboy star.

[Commercial Voice]

Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

That seems like all American to me.

[Commercial Voice]

You know why there was a hole in the middle of Texas State?

[J.D. Ryan]

So you could watch.

[Commercial Voice]

So that he could watch his favorite team.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. So God could watch. That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

God always wins, Satan. God always wins.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you okay, man? You just seem down earlier. Is it the Thanksgiving thing coming up?

[Commercial Voice]

I'm great now, man. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Commercial Voice]

I just. Just need to. Need a little attitude adjustment there.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are things in. In hell this week? Everything. Everything Good.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Any.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any new arrivals?

[Commercial Voice]

Snowing.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's snowing.

[Commercial Voice]

No, it's not. SN going in hell. That's crazy. That's crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It hasn't frozen over. It was cold this week. Celia. Oh, D. Loser. V. I just took this call and they just hung up. It's okay. Go to. Give me the vin.com on that Acura, Joe. O2T bird 61,000 miles, convertible. What color.

[Clifford / Callers]

Thunderbird? Blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue. It does have the hard top. Or soft. It's a.

[Clifford / Callers]

It's a convertible. I've got the hard top as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

These cars have come way down from where they were. I've had some good mile ones that I've lost money on. I mean, like, because they were kind of holding that collector car, ten thousand dollar bubble for a while. Now they've just gone boom. And Joe's not gonna like my number. I can tell you right now. Joe, it's 7 7, 500.

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. If you want to sell it, go to givemetheven.com we will. We will get her picked up, get her paid for. Needs a clean Carfax. Thanks, man. 800-800-7234. Gavin with an 06 Pontiac and 150, 000 miles. Thousand bucks.

[Clifford / Callers]

Thousand bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to. Give me the ven.com 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Charlie, you went to the hockey game last night? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. Helps turn Mike on. Yes. Went to the Stars game and they actually won in overtime. They're a pretty good team. They're a little bit above 509 and 7. So it's a fun time to go see some hockey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was anybody there?

[Michael Turley]

Actually, I was worried about that too, because in Texas, if they're not winning, they don't care. They don't care. Actually, it was almost a sellout, so I was surprised. But there was a lot of Boston Bruins fans there, too.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. So there was that thing. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And who won?

[Michael Turley]

The Stars won one nothing in overtime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Boston's a good team. They won a Stanley cup of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of recent.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

So I don't know if arguably there's a more enjoyable live sports experience in the Dallas Fort Worth Metroplex than that. Man, they do just awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they do a good job with the music and just keeping everybody up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does Houston have a hockey team?

[Michael Turley]

No, they don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Why?

[Michael Turley]

It's Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

A friend of mine bought the Carolina Hurricanes and he's getting all into it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, he's like, friend of yours Bought them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

The team. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Carolina well.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. They used to be the Harford Whalers and then somebody bought them, moved in Carolina. Is he moving them again?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. But he's all into it. He sold his company, made a lot of money and. And he bought the Carolina Hurricanes.

[Michael Turley]

Fans are interesting because there was actually five fights during the. Which is awesome. Hockey fight. Yeah, it's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's an old friend. Yeah. So I went bankrupt when he was 20 years old. Really? Now he's billionaire. Go ahead. Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

The fans are. They kind of. They're outsiders. They don't like everything everybody else does. They're kind of too cool. Oh, football. No, no, everybody likes that. I like. I like hockey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

It's a little bit harder to understand if you don't watch the sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on at TMS at Texas Motor Speedway when the races come? I haven't been in so long as anybody. Is that attendance down a lot? Because.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. That's car's way down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Way down.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the first five years of that were massive. Massive. When they'd have the races here in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Not just the drivers. There's not. The big star appeals right now for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need a good black driver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they have a woman. They had a woman. Is she still dry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Danica.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He's not a hater.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a good black driver to win everything and do to nascar. What Tiger woods did to golf.

[Commercial Voice]

Golf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he not get golf back up on his feet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Roland totally did.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. But.

[Michael Turley]

But I don't know. I think it was more white people actually like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

The blue collar.

[Michael Turley]

The blue collar, like myself. I was not into golf when Tiger came in. I was like, oh, yeah, this is cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

He proves that anybody can do it.

[Michael Turley]

They already. NASCAR halves the blue collar. I think you need more of that fringe, white collar type thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Tiger brought the Oriental, you know, the Asian crowd into the deal too, because he's half hat. He's just the American dream.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely. And the whole. Mom.

[J.D. Ryan]

Unless you're one of those old school guys from, you know, the old. The old days. The first time. You gotta know, the guys with the blue. Blue blood didn't like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The colonial. I mean, he. That he wouldn't play it because of some of their membership rules. And I won't get into that. No, but they definitely changed their rules over this.

[Michael Turley]

It was good for the sport.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, we have Tiger. Tiger woods mother here in the studio this morning. She just well, that's what made me think about it. And let me grab her.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's just a fan. She hangs out.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's moving cars with Tony Romo's dad.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, child.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Hi.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You're over my Tiger, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wanted to ask you. You know, the dad gets so much credit for coaching Tiger along at a young age. What did you have to do with it?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I remember Tiger. Small child.

[J.D. Ryan]

Small child.

[John Clay Wolf]

J. Can you translate his father?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm trying to.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They pray every other day.

[J.D. Ryan]

They played every other day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I remember. She remembers Christmas of 1984.

[J.D. Ryan]

84 Christmas.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, oh, I buy him the shogun shotgun. Shogun warrior.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shotgun warrior made of plastic. Plastic.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I made a Godzilla made of Godzilla. And Tiger, he cried. He cried.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Wrong time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I said, tiger, why you cry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He says, mother. I know, right? Godzilla.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't like Godzilla.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I couldn't believe. I said child. Oh, child, you know, like aa.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't like Godzilla.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why? And I say to his father, Tiger's father.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tiger's father.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This what I call him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why your child no record. Zero.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why doesn't your child like Godzilla?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He said he wanted a six iron.

[J.D. Ryan]

He wanted a six iron.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, at five years old, he was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Already had the bug. So.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I know. Like a game of golf so much, but Tiger racket very much. And he back in the championship again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he's doing very well.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Going to make a million dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot more than that. A lot more than that. If they're telling you that, they're lying.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And then we go and buy big barbecue restaurants.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Are we tired?

[J.D. Ryan]

You're not going to do that.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

That I'm tired of the pta.

[John Clay Wolf]

The what?

[J.D. Ryan]

The pta.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Pta.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pga. He's tired of the pga.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Play tournament golf. All retirement.

[J.D. Ryan]

He plays too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too much golf.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And I still have for sale. He still has at my home, at the house, the Godzilla.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Godzilla still for sale.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

If you want to buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Go to giveme.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give your own website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you talk Tiger into driving NASCAR?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I try to start. Talk about car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Talk about NASCAR driving stock car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ac. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He says, oh, I know R car.

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't like them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I asked him these things. I say, two tag. I say, oh, child, How can you not like the car?

[J.D. Ryan]

He didn't have an answer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, Tiger woods mother very much. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

And actually, since you're right here with Tony Romo's dad, get him over here because I haven't Talked to Romero. Romo in a while. Tiger woods mom and. And Mr. Romero work for Uncle Roy and they run around and pick up cars for. Give me the vin. You might see them. If you sell us your car. Give me the vin.com. they'll come to your house. Maybe. If they're the drivers that get assigned the job. How's it going, man?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Buenos Diaz. Hello, Mr. Wolf. You certainly have a nice mix of people coming on this show this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do. Why did the Cowboys suck so bad and how did they beat the super bowl champions? Eagles?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I think this is obvious. As you could say. No, difficult to. To say. It's because they are lacking in the areas of a number nine quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

Antonio Romo. Here we go.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

My son. Antonio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Antonio. He's done. He's not playing anymore. He's not going to come back.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He's working for a charity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charity?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

No. In the. The Grand Prairie.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Grand Prairie.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Wrapping gifts for the. This. This privilege the children. Really rapid. The toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wrapping toys. Fire department with under furniture. Privileged children.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It works this way.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's it work?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

When they bring the toys and they wrap the toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wrap the toys up.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

They hand off to Tony. Like a play action.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they give it to Tony when they're done wrapping it and Tony throws.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It onto the truck. And they save a lot of time because the truck leaves 60 seconds before all of the posts are loaded. No, because he can pass a package of 7 to 19 pounds as far as 102 yards.

[Podbean Announcer]

Wow.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

In a high spiral.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spiral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I throw city toys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Boom. But this week, what happened after the Monday Night Football debacle?

[J.D. Ryan]

The big debacle on Monday night. Yes.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Tony is at the fire department waiting to throw the gifts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

When they have a call.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had a call.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

There's a fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what happens.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Fire in Oak Cliff.

[J.D. Ryan]

In Oak Cliff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Anton is throwing packages at the fire truck while he's rolling away.

[J.D. Ryan]

I won't ask why the Grand Prix fire department's going to Oak Cliff, but go ahead.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He knocked out the window of the back of the truck.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he did.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And hit the fire chief. On the back of his head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

In the ca. With his hat. Even with his helmet on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's still hurt.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He's. He's throwing the pockets. It was. It was Hot Wheels car. Very small. It throws it 140 yards per hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

148 yards.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Knock out the fire chief. The fire truck lands into a tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

They break at the axle of the front End.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's very serious.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And Oak Cliff has to put out his own fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Grand Prix couldn't come put out the horrible thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awful. Bill, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is crazy wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, you there? Challenger, Bill?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

2013 Dodge Challenger RT. Is it automatic or a stick?

[Clifford / Callers]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Because I'm having trouble selling these RTs with stick shifts. You would think pistol grip and this. And that is good. It is not good. People want automatics in their sports cars these days, even though they like to talk. I know it. Porsche, different deal. But Challengers sss, even the Hellcats, the Demons, they want automatics. The stick shift is a thing of the past. How?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because they can shift more efficiently. You can turn a quicker quarter in automatic than you can stick. Do you agree with that, Bill?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah. It's got a paddle shift too, right?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's a cool thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 challenger. What color is it?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's a gray with a red line edition with the black chrome wheels with the red inserts. And the pipes that come on the car from factory are the scat pack one pipes. Then I added the Vince specific high performance chip and the cold air reduction.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post.

[Michael Turley]

Is packing right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 411 posi track out back.

[Clifford / Callers]

750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, Ford over.

[John Clay Wolf]

30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower. We're talking some mustard. Is it leather or cloth?

[Clifford / Callers]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Clifford / Callers]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sunroof or. No, no, no.

[Clifford / Callers]

Nap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a 15 grand check rider.

[Clifford / Callers]

All right. I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which I hear you and I hear his voice. I'm telling you guys, these sports cars are coming down. They've been up, They've been up for 18 months. They're coming down. The market is adjusting. It's just like any other market. And it's finally happening. It's happening hard. And it has not been fun to be me or the guys that buy for us for the past three months because we've been taking more losses than we normally see.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which you got to keep buying them. You got to keep going. You got to keep beating everybody. But it's like the market's just not there. The retailers, the, the, the people that retail the cars, they're not selling anything. Everybody's just kind of locked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you say 18 months. So it's not a seasonal deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is a seasonal deal, but we kind of skip the season and it's just. And it should have been adjusted in the summer and slowly coming down, but now it's catching up all at once and it hurts like hell. Anyway, I hear his voice. I mean, I'm just saying we've got these cars, you know, MMR, 66 grand. We sell them for 63 grand. There's like, you know, normally we can give him or give a little more. No, no. In some cases in exceptional cars don't qualify for that. Great ones still are. Okay if they're older with good miles. But the next to new stuff, the 18s and 17s, they're not bringing the money that they were. They've all backed up about $3,000. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. I Buy cars Radio. Be right back.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up right now.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

1-800-800-Rodio this is the john clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Alabama showing their strength right now in ESPN as they always do. The nastiest open field tackle of the season just occurred against. Who are they playing? The Citadel. That's not fair.

[Michael Turley]

They don't even have a line on it because it's going to be so not fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do y' all do shout outs? Sure. Cheryl Rose, shout out to Clint in Livingston, Texas. I guess somebody loves you, Clint, besides your mother, even though you're ugly. Cheryl loves you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're ugly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wants to shout out. Here's another shout out. What the hell's up with the shot?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is somebody stardom?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, shout out to Fort Port Neches Groves Indian. What's that mean, Paul?

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, it's. We're a high school football team here and we're totally badass. Some butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Last night, who did y' all beat? Who did y' all beat last night?

[Clifford / Callers]

Houston. I forget it was Houston Aldine or something like that. I forget who it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, is there a running back or. Or a star on that team? His name's Dayday.

[Clifford / Callers]

I'm not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Anyway, port niches Indians are good.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Indians.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Well, good for you.

[Michael Turley]

They're in the by district probably now because it's second round of the playoffs for high school after this week because.

[John Clay Wolf]

My baby, my little kids names Dayday. When he, when he was one and he couldn't say his name, he said my name is Baby Day. And we've just called him Dayday ever since. And someone said there's a kid, there's an athlete called Dayday on some team down there.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

How are you guys doing out there in Lido?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good afternoon, Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our number Four. How the hell are you? Wait Said I forgot.

[Michael Turley]

No way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally we got that done.

[Michael Turley]

They're in the clubhouse now. In the fourth hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the cool kids hang out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know they thought they'd hate us and they love us. The ratings came and they're like, yeah, it's okay. Well, we'll keep him on then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe we will.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember our. Give me the VIN location on Sahara. Drive right down the street. You can look it up online around the jungle. We'll you show Facebook page the first five people that come in with their Carmax offer today. We will give them a hundred dollars just for showing us the offer. And then if we don't beat it for any reason, we'll give you another hundred dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, quite today. I was just saying if you're traveling this holiday season, you might not want to go with Japan Airlines. It has been reported that Japan Airlines pilots have failed breathalyzer test. See, up until. Until just about 17 months ago, they didn't even give them tests at all. So they've come up with a breathalyzer test and they failed 19 times in the last year. Latest reports follows the news that a Japan Airline pilot admitted to being almost 10 times over the legal alcohol limit on a London flight that was in October. His name was Cat Sug, 42 years old. He's arrested after failing his alcohol that breath test. So you know, maybe they can drive. Maybe they're just drunk 10 times. 10 times the legal limit.

[Michael Turley]

That brings up a question.

[J.D. Ryan]

But they're not used to being tested.

[Michael Turley]

So you guys fly, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it something that.

[Michael Turley]

Because just like driving, there's people that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you drink a little bit.

[Michael Turley]

And you go drive. That's not a big deal. So some people, it's a big deal, but some people think it's not.

[Commercial Voice]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Is it the same thing with flying? Are you so used to it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you just.

[Michael Turley]

It's like second nature.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very serious.

[Michael Turley]

Very, very serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, never ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm. I'm a terrible person, but I don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it's so it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've got 2000 hours behind the stick and I. You don't drink. And if you get drunk the night before. Eight hours. Bottle to throttle is the term. Ah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's minimum. Absolutely minimum. You can still be drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got so trash Louisiana. I didn't come up for two days like, man, I can't fly. Flying home, I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's just too much at risk. Also when we fly It's a single pilot in this case. I think maybe they get in this false sense of security because there's somebody else in the cockpit. But the problem is you still go. It's a federal. In the United States it's a federal offense. You lose your license, you lose your career. You lose everything. And they put you in handcuffs and walk you out of the airport. It's very serious.

[Michael Turley]

Bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's real bad, Turl. It's real bad. Ray in Midland. Good morning, Ray and Midland. Good morning, Ray.

[Clifford / Callers]

What's happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hanging. Hanging? Hanging.

[Clifford / Callers]

To start off with, I would have voted for your buddy station before I voted for crypt. Okay, we'll get that took care of.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Who cares?

[Clifford / Callers]

2012 SR. Is it luxury?

[John Clay Wolf]

A luxury. Performance or premium or base? Base.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And all that again that. That's why when you go to give me the vin. That's why I named the company. Give me the VIN so that we can take that VIN number and it'll decode it and we'll know what we're bidding. But I'm going to bid it as a premium, as you said. Pano roof. What color is the car?

[Clifford / Callers]

It's color white.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. You got a good one. Does it have a clean carfax or do you know?

[Clifford / Callers]

Ah man, I don't have a clue on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we'll just assume it does. I'll pay 14,000. 13 to 14,000 for it.

[Clifford / Callers]

13, 14, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800. 800. It's a 12. It's a Cadillac. Cadillacs depreciate hard. Big American luxury cars depreciate harder than almost anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are there any of the luxury cars that do well over the long haul?

[John Clay Wolf]

MBMWs do good. Okay, but like a big seven series BMW, you like. You'll get a new one in 18. Yeah, but talking a thirty thousand dollar free fall.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Rovers do well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well they do, do they? They do. Until the body style gets old and then they just fall like. Like they'll hurt you. And this recent body style is just starting to come down. I've watched those Rovers come down, you know, $15,000. The ones over $50,000 in the past eight months. But you know what a long wheelbase, big rover cost like the full blown package. I really don't buck and a half.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, for a car?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean I'm a guy, I make a decent living. I should be able to buy a fancy car. And I was like I'd like to have that. That's what I'd like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So I was like, I'd like to have that and keep it. And I, and I called and got priced one. I was like, y' all go to hell. Y' all go to hell. I'm not paying that for that.

[J.D. Ryan]

The movie stars and that's with all the everything. You see them driving G wagons, G63. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

150 grand. 170 grand. Doug. Good morning, John.

[Clifford / Callers]

What the hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just hanging.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, yeah, rolling. Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing?

[Clifford / Callers]

Okay, listen, I'm down. I'm down in San Diego. I'm sitting, I'm sitting at a prison right now, Donovan Prison, waiting to see my brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Clifford / Callers]

And I'm hearing your show for the first time on the radio and I'm thinking, man, this is cool, John. This is great. What a good show. What a good show, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday morning cartoons for grown men and women.

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, Jesus, I'm cracking up. The Viper, the guy and all the different, all the different Texan voices and accents and all that. Oh my God, are you kidding me? Anyways, I'm sitting in it with my air conditioning on in a 2013 Honda Civic and I'm thinking, man, I could upgrade right now. And it's got a, it's an ex. So there's no leather, no nothing. It's got brand new Pirelli, no sunroof, every. It's immaculate. It's got a, it's got a hundred and one thousand miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I correct you on something? Can I correct you on something? I'm a dork out. If it's an ex, it's got a sunroof. So it's an lx.

[Clifford / Callers]

Probably, maybe an lx. Okay, well you corrected me then.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's okay. So We've got a 13 Civic LX. Every Honda I've ever seen in my life that says EX is a Sunroof automatic from the factory. And most of them are exls with leather. Is yours a two door or four door?

[Clifford / Callers]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four door. I'm a seven thousand dollar buyer on a hundred thousand mile LX.

[Clifford / Callers]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe 75. So you're in San Diego, California. I'm in Dallas, Texas, as you know.

[Clifford / Callers]

And so you're on the border. Are you on. Where you at? Dallas is up north from the border, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're five hours from the border.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Border, Oklahoma.

[Clifford / Callers]

You're looking here, looking at the border. I'm looking south to the border. I could probably throw a rock into Mexico and I see, I see probably a thousand of those. Those, those guys, what are they? The, the Caravan coming up north?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Clifford / Callers]

You guys heard about that in Texas. I'm sitting here watching this caravan. I could see the crowd of people on the other side of the border just all starring around, and I'm thinking about going down to the border and just saying hi to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

So did you grow up in San Diego?

[Commercial Voice]

I grew.

[Clifford / Callers]

Born and raised, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how did. I'm sure y' all used to go across the border and party in Tijuana? Is that over? Is it too dangerous now?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, no, no, that still happened. I have a house in Ensenada. I go to Ensenada all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a good buddy that played the super bowl down there about 20 years ago, and he freaked out the night.

[Clifford / Callers]

Tijuana or Ensenada, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he was in San. He was in la, and he was playing for the Raiders. He played at tcu. He was the center. His name's Barrett Robbins, and he used to be the bouncer at my bar when we were in college. And he freaked out. You might have heard of this. He freaked out and went to Tijuana the night before the super bowl and got wasted and missed the Super Bowl. He was the starting center.

[Clifford / Callers]

Are you kidding me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Barrett Robbins? Yeah. So that's.

[Clifford / Callers]

You're gonna miss. If you go to. If you go to Tijuana, you're gonna miss the Super Bowl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Several of them.

[Clifford / Callers]

You know, you're gonna miss the whole next day, I can tell you that much. But, hey, John, anytime you come to San Diego or you want to come to San Diego, you want to stay at my pad, you guys come out, bring some friends, we'll have a little party. I'll take you down to the House of Ensenada and we'll chill out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to do that. I need to get down there, man. I heard it's the prettiest place in the country. It is.

[Clifford / Callers]

It's pretty nice. We'll. We'll charter a boat and we'll shoot out. We'll shoot out to the islands. We'll do some yellowtail fishing and some blue fin fishing and some, you know, some good deep sea fishing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on.

[Michael Turley]

A couple months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. I'm putting you on hold, and I'm gonna get your phone number because, I mean, don't be brattling all that often. Don't mean it.

[Clifford / Callers]

No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm serious. I own a house there.

[J.D. Ryan]

And.

[Clifford / Callers]

And you guys are welcome to come. Bring a couple friends, as long as you're paying for everything. I'm the tour guide.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. All right. I'm gonna put you on hold. All right, hang on. DJ, get this guy's number. 800. 800 7234. We're gonna go over to London and jam with Mick and the Stones, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll be right back on the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude.

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[John Clay Wolf]

We love friends as long as they're on our side.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like to see a happy ending.

[John Clay Wolf Show Announcer]

And now, senor Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't look back. So the Citadel just scored on Bama and now they've recovered a turnover. Turnover? Is it deep in their field? Yes. Where is the Citadel?

[Michael Turley]

I have no idea.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

But they're San Francisco, right?

[Michael Turley]

No. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael's in San Francisco. He's on line one. No, San Diego, East coast, maybe San Diego 13 Prius, four with 175,000 miles leather navigation. How's the battery pack? Has it been changed out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Carolina?

[Clifford / Callers]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, because Those are like $2,500 to swap in a new battery pack when they fail. Is it okay or is it. Does it need service?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, it's good, man. I haven't needed service.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll get four grand for it. If that works. Go to givemetheven.com it's good, man. They're on their own. 44.

[Michael Turley]

They're a military school.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a military college of South Carolina. It's a 300 acre campus and they.

[Michael Turley]

Are tied with Alabama in Tuscaloosa in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time in the game?

[Michael Turley]

First quarter, second quarter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, seven to seven. This is like.

[Michael Turley]

Should be like 21 to nothing already.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is like SMU playing someone there's hope for a moment.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And Vegas didn't put a line on this game.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they didn't even refuse to put a line.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

The fix is in, fellas. You're gonna wish you'd bet on this one.

[Michael Turley]

You think Nick's just throwing. Throwing in the towel a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of guys with good advice, we have our own Bob Floyd in the green room. He's gonna come over and do a stock market report. Quick dope report. You know, you say stock market report because that's really what it's turned into.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. Is the stock just.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's crop? Yeah. I mean, it's legal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cash legal.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

People get rich on it.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Well, there's money to be made. It's probably best made on dope this time of year, though, guys. You gotta remember the rule is there is no weed. Hopefully you can take a vacation somewhere like Colorado or Louisiana or God sakes, Michigan. But there's nothing to buy that you can sell right now. What you do, bite the bullet. Pay 450 for the quarter pound. You can sell 15 quarter bags of 35 each. Make all your money back, your bag's free. And that's the rules till Christmas dry season, stay home and stay away from that wicked cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Bob Floyd.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And you keep token, quicken to the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Point this time of year.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Bob, what's he saying? Bobbo, there's no weed. I mean, does it get short this time of year?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, I think it dries up pretty much everybody I know. Not that I know anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would it dry up?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

But I don't know, it's always that way. It's shortagey, shortagey this time of year.

[Michael Turley]

I think I know where this is going.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's it going?

[Michael Turley]

Baba was short right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what's going on. So the case, the shorts.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's talking code.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I've been 5 foot 6 for 30 years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not what we're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got a case of the shorts. That's different. Jimmy Kimmel has a special Florida recount reporter.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

And see if you recognize the voice of this guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Jimmy Kimmel. Jean, sorry to interrupt you. I see you're counting votes there. Yes, Jimmy, 24 7, huh?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And thank goodness, Jimmy, may I say for crack cocaine and sunny D, I am wired to the guilds right now. Now, Gene, when do you think you guys will be finished with this count? Good question. Right about now. I'm just about wrapping up the 2000 election. Oh, we got a little behind on that. It's. Next UP is the 2001 Teen Choice Award. Oh, wow, that's funny. Who is it?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

That's Red Willard.

[J.D. Ryan]

Willard. You know his face. He's been in everything.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

He does all those Chris guests mockumentary movies like Mighty Wind. And for your consideration, you know I'm talking about. Also, he was Martin Mull's sidekick On a little TV show called Fernwood Tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back in the 70s, Jimmy Fallon. Speaking of voices, did he come up with a new voice for Amazon's Alexa?

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

This, I think this is a true thing. Now this, this came in, somebody told me about. I looked it up and found a sound clip. Jimmy Fallon is going to be the new voice of Amazon's Alexa when it tells jokes. And they demonstrated it on the Tonight show this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We teamed up with Amazon. And for the first time ever, they're using a voice other than Alexa's to tell the joke. And that voice is me. I'm gonna be the voice of Alexa for the next month. Just for jokes. So let me show you how it works. Here, I'm taking it off the mute. Alexa, tell me a joke.

[Podbean Announcer]

Actually, my friend Jimmy Fallon wants to tell a joke. Let's give him a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did the horse say to the scarecrow?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you think? Should I let Jimmy tell the jokes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

For a few weeks?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Commercial Voice]

Okay.

[Podbean Announcer]

Jimmy will tell the jokes for a while. But remember, if you ever miss me, just say, I miss your jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna say that. Alexa, tell me a joke.

[Podbean Announcer]

Okay, Jimmy, make him laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does a turkey say after you eat his leg? Wobble wobble.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

They're not good jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're really bad jokes.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever asked Siri and to tell you a joke? They're all just stupid.

[J.D. Ryan]

My kids dad jokes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dayday, the five year old starts talking trash to Alexa and trying to get her to say stupid. Make fart noises and poop noises.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, dude, I can go for hours. I can go for hours with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alexa, do you have one? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you ever asked her to tell you a story? That's fun. She'll tell you all kinds of I got a scary story song.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

She sang me a campfire song. It's taken me six months to figure out how to make her sing a song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't ever tell her to call somebody though, because she will pick whoever she wants. I found out.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Oh, really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Very freaky.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that's a good game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, we had a little long story, really short. We had a little kid come to our house and he apparently does this at home. So he does it to mine and it calls somebody who I haven't spoken to in four years who happened to still be on my thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, what are you doing?

[Michael Turley]

It's a great game.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I just told him to call Judy.

[J.D. Ryan]

And Jim and it picked somebody else. Totally.

[Michael Turley]

That's like Truth or dare. Yeah, just whatever's in your phone. Just have a random call. It's like phone roulette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spin it.

[Michael Turley]

And he'd what if it landed on your ex?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that was my biggest fear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it on yours?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, not in this case. But close, real close.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I have the General Motors version of whatever that's called nowadays where you, you Bluetooth your phone in the car and DJ Pre K. This is so funny. P R E K. Okay. DJ Space P R E K. And I say, call DJ Pre K. And she says, calling DJ Prec on phone. So she calls him DJ Prick. Rhymes with Trek.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lee in Las Vegas, man, your. Your Saturn's got too many miles on it to be worth too much. Yeah, that 120 on that, on that turbocharger, it's not a piece. No, no, it's not a piece. It's just not gonna be. You know, I think it's a 3, 500 rig, maybe 4.

[Clifford / Callers]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah. And I'm kind of trying to get. I'd like to get six for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do this. Go to carmax, get a bid on Sahara Drive. Come right down the street. We're next to Jackpot Joni's across from the Sonic two blocks away. Walk in there with your CarMax offer letter, we'll give you $100. Today we're doing that promotion just to. To the first five people that we bring us a CarMax offer letter. And if we don't beat it for any reason, then we would give you another hundred dollars because we do that all the time [e-mail].

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, I'll run over there and get a bit from them and just see what they do and then run over to your shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. See? You see Breeze, Texas, oh, seven FJ with two wheel drive. Say all pilots are drunks. You know, there's some truth to that, Pete. There's some truth to that. They're not drunk, but they're drunks.

[Clifford / Callers]

The only reason this pilot was what came up positive for alcohol in his system, because they tested them. They did that with every pilot. They'd all test positive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a pilot?

[Clifford / Callers]

I actually know how to fly, but I don't have a pilot license. I may never get one. You get one, sometimes the FAA will take it away from you. And if you never get one and they don't have to worry about that now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to what the man just said.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

I like his approach.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's saying approach, no pun. He's saying that as long as he doesn't have a license, then he wouldn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be taken away from him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a very valid point. I'm not saying it's the thing to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not the thing to do.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. How do you get on the plane and fly?

[John Clay Wolf]

You just buy the plane.

[Michael Turley]

They don't ask you for a license to buy one.

[J.D. Ryan]

When they first came out with ultralights, which is small planes, you could literally order one, have it come to your House, assemble it and fly it with no training. And that's why people died on a regular basis.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of planes do you fly?

[Clifford / Callers]

Well, I just fly little airplanes. These are Cessna 182. I modified the engine quite a bit. I run a skydive center and so even though it's an airplane, it really is just an elevator for us.

[J.D. Ryan]

I understand what airport you fly out of.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want to drive near it. No, no. I don't want Pete to get in trouble. Pete. And repeat, average. Wait, if you're pilot, fly.

[Clifford / Callers]

Yeah, but I don't fly my airplane. I mean I could fly it and I could jump out of it, but unless I got real lucky, I could only do that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many jumps have you had?

[Clifford / Callers]

How many times? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many times have you jumped out of an airplane as a skydiver?

[Clifford / Callers]

Oh, I've been doing this since 1979. I got about 14, 15,000 jumps.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gee, that's a lot. It's a lot. I will give 11, 500 for your two wheel drive. FJ is it. It doesn't happen to be a four wheel drive, is it?

[Clifford / Callers]

No, no, it's a stripped out. This is the most basic Toyota FJ I ever saw.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to turn it into a check for 11.5, I'll get you a check.

[Clifford / Callers]

Hey, that'd be great. I'll go to the website, load it up and. Sounds pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's roll. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have one quick news story about drinking and doing things. New Jersey man was arrested on a DUI charge after telling the police he drank too much because the jets suck. Christopher Grayshock is his name. He actually facing a variety of other charges and said. That being said, of course the world's largest AA meeting will be at AT&T Stadium in December.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

It's hard to be so right and so wrong at the same time.

[J.D. Ryan]

I drank too much because the jets suck.

[Bobbo (Bob Floyd)]

Yeah, they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of people who could load Texas Stadium. Yes, was Glenn Beck. Is his deal over?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this popularity still there?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I think when he went to that Blaze thing and it was like a.

[John Clay Wolf]

When he turned into a preacher.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. When he became a preacher and he turned it into a subscription service, people kind of went pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll save that for Howard Stern and exam. All right, well ladies and gentlemen, that wraps it up. Remember Vegas. Vegas. Guys, you can run over to our Vegas location, get a Carmax offer, take it over there. We'll give you a hundred dollars for the first five people. I don't know if we've already spent it or not. The only way to find out is go do it. I doubt it because y' all are on a two hour delay from us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So actually we just got going out there this morning. See you next Saturday morning. JD Bob Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you everyone.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Prico. Yeah.

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