#175 John Clay Wolfe Show 11.24.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #175 – 11.24.18

Original Air Date: November 24, 2018
Summary Prepared: February 13, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Presented by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview

This raucous Thanksgiving weekend episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show brings together the usual crew in classic, free-form fashion. While car buying and sales remain at the heart of the show, the team’s irreverent takes on Black Friday, mall nostalgia, sports, diets, strip clubs during the holidays, and the ridiculousness of modern life take center stage. Rolling comedy bits, listener calls, and memorable banter showcase the show's signature mix of car talk, cultural satire, and no-holds-barred humor.

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Table of Contents

1. The Death of Malls and Black Friday Reflections
2. Promo Van Snafus and On-Air Crew Drama
3. Diet Talk and the Snake Diet
4. Car Sales, Listener Calls, and Promotions
5. Thanksgiving, Family, and Strip Clubs
6. Sports Talk: Cowboys, Longhorns, and More
7. Fake News, Oil Field Worries, and Economic Chit-Chat
8. Recurring Characters, Comedy Bits, and Inside Jokes
9. Notable Quotes & Timestamps
10. Pedigree Dogs, Auction Stories, and Leasing Wisdom
11. Celebrity Roulette, Listener Bonding, and Podcast Wrap

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1. The Death of Malls and Black Friday Reflections <a name="death-of-malls"></a>

• Team Nostalgia: JD and the crew reminisce about the decline of American malls, the rise of outdoor shopping centers, and online shopping shifting the Black Friday landscape.
  • [01:05] JD: “I haven’t been to a mall in five years, at least since I learned to spell Amazon.”
  • [02:36] Charlie: “These event shopping days, I’m afraid, will they be a thing of the past?”
• Black Friday in Decline: Panel reflects on how online shopping has killed the big crowds and brawls that defined Black Friday.
  • [03:01] JD: “All the $100 televisions are gone before you can get there.”

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2. Promo Van Snafus and On-Air Crew Drama <a name="promo-van"></a>

• Logistics Meltdown:
  • John is frustrated as the GiveMeTheVIN promo van goes missing—a pre-show debacle because Rob (the new Baton Rouge office manager) took the van home to pack. It disrupts their “bring us your CarMax offer” promo.
  • [05:11] John: “So that’s what I’ve been dealing with this morning. It’s hard to send out a crew with a van. It is hard when there’s no van.”
• Classic Management Comedy:
  • John presses Rob and Michael on responsibility, communication, and internal blame over the van, with hilarious car business asides.
  • [07:43] Caller (Rob): “I would say yes, John, but it really feels like no now all of a sudden.”
  • [09:12] John: “So that’s what I’ve been dealing with this morning. It’s hard to send out a crew with a van. It’s hard when there’s no van.”

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3. Diet Talk and the Snake Diet <a name="diets"></a>

• JD’s Diet Obsession:
  • The crew busts on JD’s latest diet, with John and Michael escalating the jokes to wild places.
  • [04:00-04:46] Extended comedy bit: masturbation diet and “private pleasure” joke sequence.
• Stripper Snake Juice Diet:
  • Hannah the Stripper introduces JD to the “Snake Diet”—water with potassium chloride, salt, baking soda, and food grade Epsom salt.
  • [42:58] JD: “She told me all about it. It’s 2 liters of water with potassium chloride...and that’s all you drink for four days.”
  • [43:32] John: “The thing about the snake diet is you lose weight everywhere but your babies.”

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4. Car Sales, Listener Calls, and Promotions <a name="car-sales"></a>

• Plano CarMax Offer Promo:
  • $100 bills for the first five people who bring their CarMax offer letter to the GiveMeTheVIN promo van parked next to CarMax Plano (and later, Baton Rouge, Las Vegas).
  • [05:51] John: “500 to the first five people that bring over their CarMax offer this morning...”
• Classic Car Appraisals:
  • Listeners call in with cars ranging from beater Thunderbirds to new diesel trucks; John gives quick-fire appraisals, with standard brash candor.
  • [15:55] “Those things break, man. They break.”
  • [24:58] “Vanessa’s probably a couple thousand bucks...I will buy it if you want to sell it.”
  • [57:56] “O2 Thunderbird...$5,000 if it’s in good shape. Wow. Do you want to sell it?”

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5. Thanksgiving, Family, and Strip Clubs <a name="thanksgiving"></a>

• Dancing Holidays:
  • Hannah the Stripper gives insight into strip club dynamics during the holidays.
  • [44:52] “Typically, Thanksgiving is for newbies...at the club on Thanksgiving night. Anybody that goes, they’ll just cry.”
  • [44:38] “They still give dollars, you know, but they cry.”
• Green Bean Casserole Origins:
  • Ongoing, absurdist comedy storyline about “Stymie Carpenter,” Karen Carpenter’s brother who supposedly invented green bean casserole and haunted rock history.
  • [16:17] (Charlie) “And that was Stymie’s downfall until he learned how to make green bean casserole.”

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6. Sports Talk: Cowboys, Longhorns, and More <a name="sports"></a>

• Cowboys Thanksgiving Win:
  • Celebration of the Cowboys’ victory over the Redskins on Thanksgiving Day.
  • [14:06] John: “The Cowboys beat the Redskins...that was good.”
• Longhorns, Big 12, and Rivalries:
  • Discussion of Texas Longhorns’ momentum (“112-point win” joke), conference rivalries, disdain for Texas A&M, and upcoming championship matchups.
  • [27:27] Michael: “Longhorn Nation is going crazy because they’re going to be in the Big 12 championship.”
  • [28:41] John: “They don’t count. A&M doesn’t count. I just want to piss everybody off.”

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7. Fake News, Oil Field Worries, and Economic Chit-Chat <a name="oil-field"></a>

• Oil Price Debates:
  • Panel distinguishes news “corrections” from “crashes,” challenges media hype.
  • [53:59] John: “That’s not a crash, bud...That’s correction.”
  • Insight from oilfield callers in Texas and Oklahoma who assure the show “the field is fine.”
  • [56:01] Caller (Levi): “No, no, no, no, the oil field...it’s doing all right.”
• Economic Wisdom:
  • [63:18] Caller (Laura): “When it’s profit, when it’s above $35 a barrel, you still have to live the same...can’t be a jackass about it.”

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8. Recurring Characters, Comedy Bits, and Inside Jokes <a name="comedy"></a>

• Stymie Carpenter Saga:
  • Running gag about a mythical brother of Karen Carpenter, linking music, food, and celebrity tragedy (played out in multiple segments).
• Randy the Chipmunk:
  • Returns for a surreal conversation about nut safety and the perils of wild turkeys:
  • [110:32] “Don’t leave them outside because turkeys will eat your nuts.”
• Rush Limbaugh and Satan Impressions:
  • Mock interviews with “Rush” and “Satan” about their Thanksgiving plans, PR problems, or image rehab.
  • [86:21] “Us guys in the big time...take a number of days off for Thanksgiving.”

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9. Notable Quotes & Timestamps <a name="quotes"></a>

• “I haven’t been to a mall in five years, at least since I learned to spell Amazon.” – JD Ryan [01:07]
• “Dear God.” (after extended masturbation diet riff) – Michael Turley [04:07]
• “It is hard when there’s no van.” – John Clay Wolfe [09:12]
• “If you want to buy a 200,000 mile diesel truck, be married to a diesel mechanic.” – John Clay Wolfe [36:00]
• “This guy sounds pretty deep.” – John Clay Wolfe (on fictional Stymie Carpenter) [17:12]
• “It’s okay. Yeah, but I mean, I’m not looking for a free ride. I’m just not looking to get up the high hard one either.” – John Clay Wolfe [65:31]
• “If you see those monster negative equities, you gotta be a little careful.” – John Clay Wolfe [106:12]
• “Don’t leave them outside because turkeys will eat your nuts.” – Randy the Chipmunk [111:18]

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10. Pedigree Dogs, Auction Stories, and Leasing Wisdom <a name="dogs-lease"></a>

• Sam Houston Rottweilers Endorsement:
  • John reminisces about his beloved dog and plugs a Texas breeder, contrasting free shelter pets and pedigree purchasing.
• Auction Anecdotes:
  • Wild bidding stories—Viper auction malfunction—John takes the high road.
  • [114:38] “The backup bidder went away...and I was offering some adjustments because I knew it oversold.”
• Leasing Game – What Dealers Won’t Tell You:
  • Detailed breakdown of auto leasing pitfalls and the residual trick.
  • [107:51] “Here’s how this lease game works...”

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11. Celebrity Roulette, Listener Bonding, and Podcast Wrap <a name="roulettes"></a>

• Celebrity Call Roulette:
  • Failed but hilarious attempt to get Dukes of Hazzard’s John Schneider on air via his bodyguard.
• Listener Bonding:
  • Heartwarming segment about a listener who became real-life friends with JD after connecting through the show:
  • [82:14] Charlie: “She’s at my apartment...for Thanksgiving week.”
• Podcast & Show End:
  • Reminder about the show's archives and next week’s plans for the Baton Rouge office opening.

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Closing Thoughts

Classic J.C.W. energy, with fast banter, offbeat humor, and practical advice. The show oscillates from wild comedy (masturbation diets, mythical chefs, nut-eating turkeys) to real-world car business, gratitude for listeners, and no-BS inside baseball about radio, sports, and life. If you missed this episode, you missed a Thanksgiving feast of cars, comedy, and Texas-flavored candor.

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Key Segments by Timestamp:

• [05:11] – Promo van crisis
• [10:16] – Diet talk and introspection
• [13:19] – Stymie Carpenter/Thanksgiving riff
• [28:21] – Longhorns, rivalry, and sports talk
• [36:07] – High-mile diesel truck call
• [43:32] – Snake Juice Diet explained
• [56:01] – Oil field reality check
• [70:10] – Keith Richards/Rolling Stones parody
• [110:33] – Randy the Chipmunk’s wild turkey saga

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End of summary for The John Clay Wolfe Show, Episode #175– 11.24.18

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

Rise and shine from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by gimmethevin.com let's do our.

[Charlie]

Best to make a good first impression.

[Radio Announcer]

Call in 800-800-RADIO. I. I don't like my job, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think I'm gonna go anymore.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Charlie]

Tell me, good sir, who are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hoot.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hoot.

[Charlie]

Tell me. I can't sleep on this sidewalk, man. Hey, this is Valley View Mall, man. You can sleep anywhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember Valley View Mall? Remember malls?

[Michael Turley]

Just malls, period.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anybody ever go to a mall at all ever?

[Michael Turley]

I haven't been to a mall in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Five years, at least since I learned to spell Amazon. I have not been to a mall.

[Charlie]

Really.

[Michael Turley]

Who needs Friday shopping?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord. Can you imagine?

[Charlie]

It's a country mouse, city mouse thing for me. I still. I'm knocked out by it. And in the area where we are locally there. There are malls that are dying. They've lost their Dillard malls and their.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sears and now you know what?

[J.D. Ryan]

And there's Sears.

[Michael Turley]

I do take it back. I have been to one more recently, the outdoor mall, which is kind of cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[Michael Turley]

I was one in. In Colorado, in Boulder and in San Diego, they had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it like a.

[Michael Turley]

It's outdoors. It's just a shopping center that's outdoors. It's actually kind of like they were.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know, in the 60s pretty much.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, exactly what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a big area where they have a lot of stores. It's called a shopping center.

[Charlie]

It's lame, though, man. There's no toys by road.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now the thing to do would be to go to the Mall of America. Have you ever been there? No, I've never been there either, but I've seen pictures. It's in Minnesota and it is. You can't even see it all in one day.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what else you got to do in Minnesota Anyway?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the point. I think that's the whole idea. Yeah. Which you literally can land a small plane in there. It's so big, it's ridiculous. But I haven't been to a mall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

So you didn't do any Black Friday shopping like this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here you go. It's like here. Your package is here.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. So no, no Black Friday shopping Cyber Monday. You're gonna do that thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[Michael Turley]

You don't even cy of bogus too because you can just go online and it's all deals all day every day.

[Charlie]

Yeah, you always have the option of shopping the best Internet price. And you know, these, these event shopping days, I'm afraid, will they be a thing of the past? I mean the reports on Thursday, and this was maybe a little premature on the part of local news, but reports were that most of the big advertised items were already out of stock at all those brick and mortar retailers.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the, all the hundred dollar televisions are gone before you can get there.

[Charlie]

Yeah, and I could be wrong. And again this, this is a 48 hour old report. But there weren't a lot of pictures of, you know, people waiting in line this year that I saw.

[Michael Turley]

No, well, no major fights.

[J.D. Ryan]

People have figured it out.

[Michael Turley]

The stupid fights. Remember those things?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God, there's still. Videos are still floating around Facebook. I don't even know if those are new or if it happened again this year. I have no clue.

[Charlie]

The fake news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fake news.

[Charlie]

And with that good morning. It must be the John Clay Wolf show. Can't have Saturday without it. We are, we are here. We are live and it's awfully good to see you. Hope you had a Great Turkey Day. J.D. ryan, my friends on my left, Bobby Brown. You've, you're looking good. Are you, are you working out?

[J.D. Ryan]

Working out and I'm on it.

[Michael Turley]

Wait, wait, wait. Are you on a new diet? Can we all guess? JD's new diet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you'll never guess this one in a million years. It started directly. Don't even give me any crap about jerk off diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, if you can't really start.

[Michael Turley]

The first words out of his mouth. First words.

[J.D. Ryan]

Were dumped.

[Charlie]

Canned turkey diet.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's masturbation diet. Extraordinaire. It just burns his calories. You can't do that.

[Charlie]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dear God.

[Michael Turley]

Now we have to wait cuz it's already lost 15 seconds of delay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nobody, nobody's doing anything.

[Charlie]

We don't have to wait. Nothing's going to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turn your mic. Turn his mic off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just turn it off. No, it really wasn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you can't say his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's private pleasure diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, you want to go there, close.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

I mean I'm out of delay anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he, he pleasures himself privately while he dreams about dieting.

[J.D. Ryan]

About food. Hey, that might work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just sit there and play with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Charlie]

How many calories are you gonna burn like that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think. Now you're getting gross.

[Charlie]

About 2 ounces, I think probably. Now listen, you said.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I know what I said, but I didn't start.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're gonna stop the show now and go to a best of series while we have a meeting about what you can say on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. Golly, I even gave you a heads up, Bob. I said now you're getting nasty. There's a difference. Listen, put him on hold, dj.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, what diet are you on?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Private Pleasure Diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob Ball. Dr. Rob.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to understand why our logistics is so poor this morning. And you, you really screwed up my morning right out of the gate, you know, we're giving you a promotion. We're sending you to Baton Rouge. Open the new. Just shut up. I'm trying. I'll get there. God damn it. Can I say that? Can I say that? Sure. All right, so, Rob, we're gonna send you to Baton Rouge in the. Gimme the van. Love Machine van. The. Give me the VIN van.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Today we're on location, same place in Plano, right down the street. If you're driving out of CarMax on Plano, take a right, go one block, you'll see the van and the tables. 500 to the first five people that bring over their CarMax. Off of this morning though, we're going to start that at 9:30.

[Michael Turley]

So $100 a piece.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if we don't beat the CarMax offer, it's another hundred. Okay, so that we're doing that this morning and we get here this morning at 7:30, everybody's ready to shag ass out of here and the van's gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, there's that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So who's got the van and why is it gone?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks for dropping in.

[Caller]

Well, John, I was kind of thinking about loading up with some stuff, but ended up just kind of finished packing yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you need my van to pack?

[Caller]

I'm sorry, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is our first. First, like first thing we're doing. You know, this is what scared me, Rob, is sending you down there and having you in a sort of a pseudo management role and being responsible for something. The first thing you do is screw up the promotion today before you even get out of the blocks, you take my van and take it to your house on a. When are you leaving for Baton Rouge?

[Caller]

Sunday, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's tomorrow. So Saturday you decided to bring it home to pack it up. All right. Did you ask anybody?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who?

[Caller]

I thought I had permission. I got insurance yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. We're all happy about all the good parts. But did you ask someone? Hey, is it okay if I take this van? Is there anything since we. Since we used it last Saturday for the same thing? Did you ask anyone? Rob, you there?

[Caller]

I would say yes, John, but it really feels like no now all of a sudden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how long till you're at the. Gimme the VIN headquarters so that you can give CarMax Clifford the key so he can go to Dallas to get set up?

[Caller]

I am on the road right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, sir, that's not a time piece. What? How many minutes?

[Caller]

Less than 30 minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, okay, when I talked to you 15 minutes ago about this, you said 20 minutes and now you're saying less than 30 minutes. Where are you right now?

[Caller]

I am on Paul Parkway and i30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's. Let's. Let's think with our big head, not our little head. I don't know what that means regarding this, but. But going forward, you know, it's Saturday morning. It's what we do, right? We buy cars. We're on the radio. We finally got the van ready to go. We used it last Saturday and we're going to use it today. It's going to be parked at Plano Parkway. What's the address? J.D. you remember four. Four something. It's at the old Jaguar store.

[J.D. Ryan]

4422 West Plano Parkway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the first five people that come over there with a CarMax offer from CarMax Plano next door this morning, get 500. Get $100 a piece. And all listeners come by, get free T shirts, stickers. We're doing that too, because the van is leaving today because Rob is driving it to Baton Rouge to open our new office in Baton Rouge. And it's. It's going to be down there for a few days and then it's going to go to San Antonio and then Austin and then probably out to Las Vegas. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So anyway, let's get our stuff together. Robert.

[Caller]

I'm away, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. So that's what I've been dealing with this morning. It's hard to send out a crew with a van. It is hard when there's no van.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you don't have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

When the promo van is gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you see, I got insurance so that it was okay if I took the van home. What the where did that come.

[Michael Turley]

You wanted to get it early. Why did packing in.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that he wanted to throw you under the bus, is what I felt. Turley, did you tell him it was good?

[Michael Turley]

No, I didn't. All I know is I said, hey, the battery. You probably want to get a new battery in that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who did you say that to?

[Michael Turley]

To him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's quite a statement. So, I mean, shouldn't we say that to him?

[Michael Turley]

I'm out on this whole deal. As far as the van thing, I was just giving him a suggestion.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're gonna say anything, why don't you say, hey, Roy? Is this.

[Michael Turley]

I told him to ask Kyle and talk to Roy. I gave him Roy's number. I gave him Norm's number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So he's gonna have responsibility. He's got to figure it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. There's a lot of people waiting on him right now. 800-800-72348. 800 radio. Good morning, everyone. Good morning, J.D.

[Charlie]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And. And Baba does have a very good point about your diets. Of course. I mean, it's constant. Constant diet talk, constant food prep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. And then this week, I think I need an intervention.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then this week I do you lay out these.

[Michael Turley]

Intervention.

[J.D. Ryan]

I eat one. I believe I do. I've had friends, they do that for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you feeling fat?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dear Jesus Christ. You got a mirror?

[John Clay Wolf]

You feel fat?

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta. You gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you mean, feeling fat? I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Further than your blankie. Do I gotta.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gotta mirror my house. And I have a scale.

[Charlie]

That's so worrisome because it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

These.

[Charlie]

These. They're disorders, JD. They don't hit you all of a sudden, like Karen Carpenter's brother, Stymie Carpenter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I said, I believe it was Richard.

[Charlie]

It didn't start all of a sudden. Yeah, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, so you're telling me that I'm not 50 pounds overweight?

[John Clay Wolf]

50?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, easy.

[Charlie]

It'd be on tour and she wouldn't, like, finish your hoagie. You know, he's like, what's wrong here? And she goes, look, Stymie, I'm just not that hungry, okay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Apparently, I'm the only one in that room that has a mirror.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stymie. What did he. What was his gig in the Carpenter.

[Charlie]

Stymie Carpenter?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

He carried the symbol.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he didn't. I didn't really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he a thin man And.

[Charlie]

And prepare the foods.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds a bit Jewish.

[Charlie]

Yeah, maybe. Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will the carpenter's Jewish.

[Charlie]

No, he was a good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jesus.

[Michael Turley]

Was Jewish, right? He's a carpenter. Oh, yeah. You like to tie it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that was nice.

[Charlie]

He was a celebrity chef for rock and roll stars. He was actually on the plane with Leonard Skinner.

[J.D. Ryan]

None of this happened. None of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even Simy Carpenter was on the plane with Leonard Skinner when it went down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

The last, the last meal, the last supper that they enjoyed mid flight was the famous Stymie Carpenter. Cordon blue.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So did he make it through the crash? Oh, my God, yeah, of course Stymie did.

[Charlie]

Yeah, he's still with us today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't they talk about him in all the Lynyrd Skynyrd films? And the recast, you never hear. Is that his nickname? Stymie?

[Charlie]

Oh, who talks about the cook? I mean, he was. This is way before we had celebrity cooks, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

True. Oh, my God. True, true.

[Charlie]

He did teach his nephew Bobby Flay everything he knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did Karen not like his food?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, she had a problem. That's a.

[Charlie]

That's a whole another story, probably.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For another time. I've got a minute.

[Charlie]

It was well known fact in 1974.

[J.D. Ryan]

I knew it.

[Charlie]

Karen Carpenter hated the smell of tuna fish.

[Michael Turley]

Wallace. Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hello.

[Charlie]

And her brother, Stymie Carpenter excelled at it. The smell of tuna get along. Many believe that was the beginning of Karen's bout with bulimia.

[J.D. Ryan]

Started with tuna.

[Charlie]

The great Karen Carpenter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Charlie]

Tuna fish. Free and gone, but not forgotten. No. And with that, I'm Wallace Edwards.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Wallace. With the rest of the story. Little Thanksgiving love this morning. Yes, we're live. No, we're not on recording. I told you, Bob, to get a recording ready. Just to have one ready. And you go tell everybody we're not gonna be on the air this week. I was like, no, we're gonna do our deal. Here we are.

[Charlie]

Are we here?

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it live?

[John Clay Wolf]

JD's fat. We must be live. My name's John Clay Wolf and I'm a little hungover. So, yes, we're more than definitely live. The Cowboys beat the Redskins. Cowboys versus the Indians. They beat the Redskins on Thanksgiving Day. And that was good. That. There's my timestamp.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the immigrant caravan is coming up from Mexico. Not the tranny one, the straight one.

[Charlie]

Have you seen Junior's grand.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

He drives a car with breathalyzer.

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Presented by givemetheven.com Call in 800, 800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf, who drives a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a breast Breathalyzer. Jd, did you ever have one back in your day.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope. Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Professional breaker.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's not. Not. Not for lack of trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many did you proud of?

[J.D. Ryan]

I never got. Not again. Not because I'm smart. Just because I got lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards wanted to come back to another quick little nugget of Stymie Carpenter, Karen Carpenter's brother. That was a. That was the chef. First celebrity chef. And he was on the airplane of Lynyrd Skynyrd when it went down in 1977. What were you gonna say, Wallace? You said you got cut off early.

[Charlie]

Many people didn't realize Karen Carpenter had a half brother named Stymie.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

Who grew up with their respective father in the Malibu hills. In fact, he spent so much time in the sun, by the time he reached adolescence, he played a black child on the Little Rascals. And Stymie Carpenter became a household name. For about 17 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stymie was the black kid in the Little Rascals until.

[Charlie]

Karen and her other brother, Alfalfa Carpenter. I have to stop you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Went on a.

[Charlie]

Started their own band.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Called the Skinnies.

[Charlie]

With self written tunes like Easy as She Goes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And the Bus Goes over the Hill.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not a song.

[Charlie]

Which was a top 10 tune. Wasn't really Sacramento, but it never caught on in Temecula. And that was Stymie's downfall until he learned how to make green bean casserole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here we go.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just had to go to the green.

[Charlie]

That started his place in history.

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is coming all the way around to Thanksgiving, I think. Pilgrims and Indians. Let's keep listening.

[Charlie]

Because it was no secret in San Francisco in the 1960s that Mama Cass of the Mamas and the Papas loved green bean casserole. She gave Stymie his first job. From there, he moved to New Orleans, married a voodoo queen named Marie Laveau, Who taught him to cook world culture foods like Asian and fried chicken. And until his first heroin overdose in 1971.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[Charlie]

He was the toast of the town. He actually did banquets for Freddie Mercury when Queen was a new band in 1977.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was he part of the JFK assassination, too? This guy sounds pretty deep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gets around, man.

[Charlie]

His first nine months of working for the band, Queen Freddie Mercury gained 140.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pounds because Sty's food was so good.

[Charlie]

The actor we saw on stage with the band was actually a young Billy Joel. And that's this week in rock history.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't think we're done. I don't. I'm Conspiracy theory. So you have Karen dies real thin, and then Freddie Mercury dies real thin. And they're both at the hand of her brother, Stymy Carpenter, the cook.

[Charlie]

Luckily, Billy Joel the piano man had no problem with tuna fish salad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nick and Plano. Good morning, Nick.

[Charlie]

Call back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. O2 accord with 150 on it's worth, you know, a thousand bucks. 1500 bucks. Maybe. Maybe two.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What were you thinking?

[Caller]

I was really. It's. It's my first car. She's getting old. I just wanted to know, you know, what to be looking for when the time comes around.

[John Clay Wolf]

When will the time come around when the. When the piston flies through the. Through the hood or the timing chain falls off of it?

[Caller]

Not if I can help it, because.

[John Clay Wolf]

At that point and my bid is not good anymore. All right, run over to. You're in Plano. We. Our. Our van, the gimme the VIN van, will be at Plano Parkway, right by CarMax next door, mooching off of it. We're trying to like Hatfields and McCoy. Sure. Yeah. We're shooting across the river.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're feuding.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're feuding, we're feuding. And if you need more information, you go To I hate CarMax.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you can. I think you can. But we'll be. We'll be over there giving away free T shirts. Sell that. T shirts. If you want to stop by, they'll be there at 9:30. 9:45. 9:30. I whip in and get a picture and a sticker and a T shirt. I think baba. Go to ihatecarmax.com. i think it. I think. Is it there?

[Michael Turley]

Is it working?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's working.

[Charlie]

What did you do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching football last night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was watching football last night with a friend of mine for a minute and I had a couple beers and I had that epiphany and I sent an email to DJ Rob and said, hey, grab ihatecarmax.com and forward it back to give me the Vindot. We'll have fun with that. I never heard again. It works.

[J.D. Ryan]

It works, works. It goes directly to givemetheven.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they cut me off last time that we had a CarMaxOffer.com and then they sent me a cease and desist letter. Yeah, but I don't think they can do it with that one. That's just a statement.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is a statement. How can they?

[John Clay Wolf]

What about. That's an opinion.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you have an opinion in this.

[Charlie]

Country right what is going on? What's the deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll find out if I get a cease and desist letter. I'm definitely gonna take the last one. I just caved because I knew they were right. But. But this one, I'm gonna. I'm gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gonna hang on to this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm gonna let somebody look at it. I'm gonna get a professional opinion. You know why? The proctologist took off his glove and put it on another hand. And the patient said, I do, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you tell us.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing, doc? Why are you switching gloves? I said, well, it's bad news. And I thought you might want another opinion. You know, kind of like going to a different lawyer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Proctologist, lawyers, what's the difference? 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Charlie, what do Greek people do for Thanksgiving? It sounds like a punchline, but really he's Greek or Jewish or something. I don't know what he is.

[Michael Turley]

Greek people do the same thing everybody else does. Have a big old.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not American. Why are you. Why are you celebrating American ideals if you're from Greece? You know the guy that had an affair with my ex old lady was from Greece. And I whipped his ass, stole his leg. It's right there.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not from Greece. I have family that's from there. Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna hit Turley over the head with that leg.

[Michael Turley]

I'm not an American.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charlie didn't do anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's from Greece. I don't like Greece people.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you grease people.

[Michael Turley]

So the same thing, but big family get together. We have lamb.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay. See, there you go.

[Charlie]

Lamb.

[Michael Turley]

Not turkey, lambs.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like when we do the auction started on Wednesday. Did you hear me give everybody the hellos this Wednesday and explain to the Muslim community that our breakfast burritos have no pork in them.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Did you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, man. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

That's a nice gesture by you there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, take it that extra. It's all the devil's in the details. We'll talk to him a little bit after. Satan is coming on statement Kardashian. Stymie Kardashian. There's a Stymon Kardashian. He's gonna be on the air with us in a moment. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy Carson Radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

She is a professional column.

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Toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to Good Burger Home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?

[Radio Announcer]

And now, Senor Juan Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Todd in Arlington. 175, 000 miles on the 05 Jetta. Is. Todd in Arlington? You there? Will you say Todd?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Todd.

[Charlie]

Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

5 Jetta. Is it a diesel?

[Caller]

No, sir, it is not. It's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 173, 000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I pay you to just keep it?

[Caller]

I mean, I don't want it. You can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this, do this. You're in arlington. Go to CarMax in Plano. Get an offer letter from them. Go next door to our van. That'll be set up here in an hour at 9:45, 9:30. Show them the offer letter. I'll give you a hundred dollars right there. And. And I'll. And if I don't beat their offer, I'll give you another hundred dollars. And that goes for anybody. The first five people that do that this morning get that deal. We did it last Saturday, too. So anyway, you can really what I'm doing, and you can keep the car and sell it to the next schmuck. So really, what I'm offering you is to give you $100 to go away, but you got to do a little bit of work and you got to take a picture and hold the hundred dollars up so I can like pimp you around as, hey, we did what we said we would do, and a little piece of junk car be perfect. But I hope it makes it from Arlington to Plano because that is the where all the risk is is that next drive because I don't think it's gonna make it. I might give you another 50 if it makes it.

[Caller]

It'll make it.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those things break, man. They break. Vanessa. Yes. Not the Vanessa with the singing career, but where's Huffman? Texas.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's that?

[Caller]

It's kind of in between Crosby and Humble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Houston. Oh, sorry about your. Your. Your owner of the Texans dying yesterday. Did you hear about that? No. Yep. He passed away. Your Jerry Jones passed away. I wish ours could. Yours should still be alive. Is that bad? Is that bad? Thanksgiving holiday?

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want him to die.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want him to go away. What Rock song. MLE Cruz sang a song about that. Just go away. Just go.

[Charlie]

Don't go away mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just go away, man. Yeah, just go away. Let's play that on the outro today for Jerry Jones. Okay. Vanessa Huffman. Oh, Three Silverado. Hundred thousand miles. Super cab, two wheel drive. Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it average, rougher, clean condition?

[Caller]

It's about rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's rough. What's rough about it?

[Caller]

Yeah, well, its body needs some work. Like the Defender need some work. It's kind of busted a little. The kind of windshield has cracked in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can fix that stuff easy.

[Caller]

Okay. Well, I had to get the door replaced. So it has. It doesn't have like the shop door on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time, time, time. Now this makes it really sexy. Is the door. Does it. Is it mispainted? Like, did you. Is it a different color than the rest of the car?

[Caller]

No, it's the same color. It just has.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good because for a minute there I thought I was on the Eagle.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not in Baton Rouge.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or you're from San Diego.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Inside jokes. Vanessa's probably a couple thousand bucks. Go to givetheven.com and take some pictures and load it up. I will buy it if you want to sell it.

[Caller]

Okay. Okay, that's cool. So I just go to the.

The website and like, give me the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vin.Com or our new website. I. I hate carmax.com. it'll get you there as well. Stymon. Stymon in Austin. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey.

[Caller]

I have a message of peace and love from Austin, Texas. I did my Black Friday shopping yesterday. Got all the Christmas shopping out of the way. Everyone gets reefer in the list. It was the easiest day ever. Now, I was talking to Pre K when I was on hold, and I think we come to an understanding. You remember the 30 for 30 movie about SMU?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller]

Eric Dickerson had the best line in that. That if you're from Texas and you didn't go to ut, you tend to hate ut. And I'm living here in Longhorn hell. And I couldn't agree with that more. I didn't go to UT and I didn't care for that place or any of those people. So for the out of Texas listeners, that's kind of the scene down here. Reefer, yes. Longhorns, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think that's a stretch diamond. Very far stretch that you're. So you're in the heart of Texas in Austin and you're saying there's a bunch of UT haters on the ground. I'm not talking about Jack Kerouac's coffee shop you're hanging out at. I'm talking about mass appeal.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Go down to the Texas Chili Parlor and tell them that.

[J.D. Ryan]

800-800-723-Run- Forest Run.

[Michael Turley]

Longhorn Nation is going crazy because they're going to be in the Big 12 championship.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, you again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Twice.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, twice in one year. I don't know if that's happened ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oklahoma has a chance to redeem itself. Oh, we've got who?

[Michael Turley]

Who's that?

[Charlie]

I was just doing the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sports center update. Well, they beat them already. Down UT Austin go to Big 12 championship.

[Charlie]

Texas Longhorn's gonna win this one by 112.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Charlie]

112.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lie.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that's gonna happen though, Boomer.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

112 coach.

[Michael Turley]

Typical OU or UT fan there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, little over overestimation.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

112.

[Charlie]

You guys ever been down in the Texas Chili Parlor in Austin?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

It is a UT bar. Great chill. You don't wear a TCU cap in there. You sure don't wear an Aggies hat in there, man. Yeah, it's a. It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't play the Aggies this year even.

[Michael Turley]

They don't play them anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, LSU and UT need to start scheduling annually. There's no reason not to. To have that state to state combat between Oklahoma is so fun. Why do we not have it with Louisiana?

[Michael Turley]

Well, you have it with A M instead today.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, well, it's Texas. Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't count. A M doesn't count.

[Michael Turley]

They play tonight at 6:30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, what do you mean A and M doesn't count?

[John Clay Wolf]

I just want to piss everybody off.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's gonna work.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's so many people like, screw you.

[Charlie]

Change the station because it's a doomed conference for the Aggies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know they're doing all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dial up I hate the Aggies dot com. It'll go straight to givemetheven dot com.

[Charlie]

No, but they had that. They had the sand to go out and play in the sec and I do admire that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember the give me the Vin Van 9:30. If you go to John Clay Wolf show on Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

The the address is 4422 West Plano Parkway in Plano, Texas, just north of Dallas, Fort Worth. If you're not from this area, Clifford.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the guys are going to be set up there in a van giving away 500 to the hundred dollar bills. Roy's there doing security. He is packing heat. So don't try to think you're cute or you'll get your ass shot off. And the Plano Police department's hanging around too, to make sure that nobody does anything weird since we've got some cash on us, but we're giving away. I mean, what kind of, you know, my kind of promotion. What do you do? Give away a hundred dollar bills?

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's the one thing that'll damn sure get their attention?

[J.D. Ryan]

So what do they have to give away?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hundred dollar bill.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I have to do what to get one?

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to Carmax Plano, and I'm sending these people that I don't like business directly. Go right in there, get your offer letter from them. Drive out the driveway, take a right, go the next light over. Right there. Go to us. If we.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give it to us.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give us your letter.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first five people that do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get a hundred dollar.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get 100 bucks just for show. Just for show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then if we don't beat it, we'll give you another hundred right then. And we're going to give the hundreds away all day if we don't beat their offer. But the first five participants get 100 just for participating. That's called priming the pump, JD that's called lubing the deal. That's called greasing the wheel. I'm lubed up. We got to get it rolling. And the best thing I know to do to get. And I learned this early age is hand out $100 bills. $100 bills are just make people happy.

[J.D. Ryan]

They do.

[John Clay Wolf]

When have you opened a $100 bill and not been hand like, damn, it's better than a 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she gives you a little bit of a vibe at 100, it's like, hey, I did the right thing here.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right. Big and Rich have a song about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's. It's a save. Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna be doing the same thing in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, at the Albertsons on Airline, where our new office is. It will be open next Saturday. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So Tiger woods and Mickelson do the match play last night for $9 million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It was a hell of a match if you paid 20 bucks to watch it, which I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's okay. I really don't know. Pay per view.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

29 million. Okay, well, from each other.

[John Clay Wolf]

Each other. Now, they may have had backers and horses like backing them, but. But this was straight up gambling. In. In Nevada, tiger bet mickelson $9 million, and mickelson bet tiger9 me. So whoever lost pays the other one.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many holes?

[John Clay Wolf]

18.

[J.D. Ryan]

18 holes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best game.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, they weren't paying it. It was nine million dollar purse.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. No. You sure?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. There were side bets that they had that went to charity. So Tiger ended up losing 600,000 to. He has to pay to Tud Mickelson's charity.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And then Phil had to pay him 200,000 to his charity.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would it be split? Somebody won, somebody lost.

[Michael Turley]

Well, this is side bets.

[John Clay Wolf]

100,000 for the first hole.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

First, the. They had a nine million dollar purse. So whoever won gets that nine million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now I understand straight up. Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

Match play. Which. Match play is not Tiger strength. Especially when he putts poorly. Yeah, he's prolong over several days. That's. Oh, no. Was he involved in this?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know he was. It was Vegas, man. I mean, he was in Vegas. Where else? That's his saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't you let Tiger win?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's his playground.

[Charlie]

I don't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't do.

[Charlie]

What gives you the idea that I fix Sporty?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because we know you do.

[Charlie]

Oh, I'm so up above that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh?

[Charlie]

Listen, It's. It's nearly 2019, guys, right. I think it's time you. You give a little change in perception, maybe to the Prince of darkness.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you serious? You're trying to work on your pr. You work on your public relations.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Image.

[Charlie]

It will have billboards up in five cities.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't know this New Year's Eve. Yeah, that's news to me. What are you trying a softer, gentler Satan, maybe? What is the. What's the push?

[Charlie]

It's a picture of me standing at the base of the Eiffel Tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Charlie]

And it's a great shot. I got this jacket. It's almost like a. Like a mauve tweed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, really good with the horns.

[Charlie]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Looks really good with the horns. Okay. And what's the whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the horns pop out of the beret?

[Charlie]

You bet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course. What's the gist? What's. What's my cost?

[Charlie]

$40.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like, you know, just do it. Nike. What's. What's your. What's your punchline?

[Charlie]

The tagline is Satan not so dark anymore. My book will be out February 1st, same title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Katie and Odessa, we've got to go to break. Oh, this is a hard out.

[Charlie]

Is Barnes and Noble dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Katie, Katie, hang tight. I'm gonna put you on hold. I'll pick you right back up as soon as we come back on the 15 diesel. My name is John Claywolf by cars and radio.

[Charlie]

Where's.

[Caller]

My God dang it.

[Charlie]

Newspaper. I call that newspaper on the telephone. They told me it was online.

[Caller]

What?

[Charlie]

On what line? And they said we're up there on the interwebs. Well, where's my coupons? My day, you'd get your newspaper from a smart mouthed little bastard on a bicycle that'd throw the paper right in your damn bushes. And then as he rolled away, he'd call out. Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Randy the Chipmunk, Rush Limbaugh and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about Tony? Tony Romo's dad? Is he not coming in today? Is he out making runs?

[Charlie]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. You know, he started working for Uncle Roy.

[Charlie]

What did the guy say?

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't say. Tony Romo's down, huh? Don't get cocky with me, bitch boy.

[Charlie]

What could it mean, bitch daddy?

[J.D. Ryan]

No time can mean Johnny's hungover and you're on pizza. So everybody just relax.

[Charlie]

Name calling mama jamas up in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could mean that we're. We're fixing to not have a good impersonation man here in a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

We wouldn't fire Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say fire.

[Charlie]

Morning off. How dare you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put him on. Put him on ice.

[J.D. Ryan]

How can I piss him off? Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Katie and Odessa. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fifteen diesel truck, Denali, four wheel drive, leather roof, nav. 200,000 miles. Is there anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

You drive. Where are you driving?

[Caller]

Perfect. Well, I go back and forth from here to Dallas Fort Worth all the time, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like all the time.

[Caller]

We have family that live up there, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you have 200000 miles in three years. That's amazing.

[Caller]

Well, I got it with 150000 on it. And I've only owned it myself for a year, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Almost 50000 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any injector problems? Any. Anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

No, sir. There's no.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's.

[Caller]

There hasn't been any engine issues or anything. And my husband's a diesel mechanic, so he checks on it a lot, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's take it from Katie. If you want to buy a 200,000 mile diesel truck, be married to a diesel mechanic because that helps that take some risk out of it. Not. Not everyone has the pleasure Luxury to be married to a diesel mechanic. So where you think there's no risk, others see it. I'm thinking 20,000 off the top of my head. But I need to see pictures and I need to look it up. So go to givemetheven.com have you been to a dealership yet? Okay, what did we offer?

[Caller]

They didn't offer anything yet because it.

Said that the miles were too high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the automations turned off over over 115,000 miles. We have to do it by hand. So they'll get back with you this morning. Are you trying to trade it in at a dealership?

[Caller]

Well, that was my plan, but I owe on the truck and so they were only wanting to get me payoff for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was payoff?

[Caller]

I had a dealership. Tell me. 27.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody offered you 27,000?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well, you're a mile cut in wholesaler. I mean, Nobody's gonna get $27,000 for a 200,000 mile truck. All right, well if you've got that, then you're wasting your time talking to me or anybody else. You need to run back over them, give them a big hug and kiss and take their money.

[Caller]

I know, but my husband told me, he said you are. We are not cutting even like that. I said, well, I mean, what do you think we should get for the truck? He said between 33 and 35. And he said don't go any lower than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's just too many miles, man. This is too many miles. Just too many miles. Thank you, Doug. In Oklahoma City.

[J.D. Ryan]

She couldn't get that out without laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Duck in Oklahoma City. Good morning. Yeah, what you got? Good. Can you bring him up? Nothing.

[Caller]

No, I just called say I love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, I loved watching that OU football game last night. Did you watch that?

[Caller]

Hell no. I hate ou.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Where do you live? In Oklahoma?

[Caller]

No, I don't like ou.

[John Clay Wolf]

Doug from Oklahoma City. You know, he is proof to the pudding that if you don't, you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. How many of you had this morning, Doug?

[Caller]

No, I don't drink at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you just sound pretty excited.

[Caller]

I'm just wound up. I just. I'm just an energetic guy like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, cool.

[Caller]

I'm going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I'm not anymore.

[Caller]

I rode race.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I got you.

[Caller]

Yeah, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Used to slide at 130 miles an hour into pylons. That's fun.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for calling in 8008-0072-3480-0800 Ritter. And we're starting our. You know, so people that are trying to trade in cars and like if they go to carmax and they're like CarMax said 35,000 and the dealer's like, oh, I don't want to give that. And they. Because carmax won't do an in and out with them. We will.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So now just tell the dealer to go to I hate CarMax.com and we. That's our new. And click the dealer button. So all dealers out there that have been bidding against these fools for two decades and they've been running you around all over the auction not letting you buy any cars on your trade ins, go to I hate carmax.com and enter the trade in information. Click the dealer button.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we will bid it. Okay. And I hate CarMax.com. that is our. That is our. For the dealer side. We want to buy the trading cars from the dealerships and the over overage inventory and. And remember the van, is it on Plano parkway this morning?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Giving the VIN van, these. 4422 West Plano Parkway in Plano, Texas. Just show up. Bring your CarMax offer. Just for showing up with the piece of paper. It's 100 bucks. Then we'll look at the paper and if we can't beat it, another hundred bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ross, Houston 15 Tahoe V8. 34,000 miles, PPV package, personal powered vehicle. What's that?

[Caller]

I'm not sure. It's. This is actually my brother's. I know you don't like to do third party.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Caller]

But he's not. He's not a believer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[Caller]

He didn't think he could beat the CarMax off. And I laughed because I was like, that's literally the tagline of the show.

[Charlie]

Right.

[Caller]

So I was trying. I'm trying to turn him into a believer, but he. He did it on your website. It said it couldn't bid it and then it said that he. His number had been blocked. So that's. That's the only reason I called you today was to try and get a.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I blocked his number, I must really hate him. What has he done to me?

[Caller]

I don't know. It just said, this message has been returned because the recipient has blocked contact with you. So that's why I called today.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's real weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's weird. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I've never seen that. I've never heard that before either. I've listened to this show for like two years. That's why, that's why I'm a believer. I know that you're not a scam, but he, you know, he doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. Just, just, just send me a personal email, J. Wolf, @gowolf.com. give me his email address and his phone number. And actually if you go to contact us on the website and click that and put his email address and phone number in, it will match it back up and you can send a message in the. But just [e-mail] or click contact us and put his email address and his phone number and it will route that straight to that per his buyer and his manager. The buyer's manager. That was on the previous input. Yeah, of course. We'll beat it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Hannah the Stripper is in the house. Thanksgiving.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's funny that you bring her up because this is how I got my new diet. She gave it to me. Yeah, she's the one that actually told me about it.

[Michael Turley]

What is this diet?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's up?

[Charlie]

Well, I.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let her. Well, let her. I'm gonna tell everybody about the snake diet.

[Charlie]

Already.

[J.D. Ryan]

The snake juice diet. She told me all about it. It's 2 liters of water with you add some potassium chloride, which is basically just what it is. Himalayan salt, baking soda, and food grade Epsom salt. Right. And yeah, that's. And that's all you drink for four days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Potassium chloride is so much more tasty than it sounds.

[J.D. Ryan]

And so she told me about this and she's lost a ton of weight on. Look how good she looks.

[John Clay Wolf]

She wasn't fat before.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know, but she's just cut now. I mean, you look awesome. I mean, it's a little. Look it up. It's on the Internet. The snake diet. And I thank you very much for that. I'm going to try that starting Monday.

[Charlie]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I appreciate that, John. The thing about the snake diet is you lose weight everywhere but your babies.

[Charlie]

I know you didn't lose their.

[John Clay Wolf]

And yeah, snakes don't have boobs movies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Hannah, what is your holiday plan as a dancing professional? How does it work? Like, is Thanksgiving Day good? Did you work Thanksgiving Day? No. The day before day before Thanksgiving is always a big going out night. It's like the best going out night of the year. Typically, Thanksgiving is for newbies. Okay.

[Charlie]

Because we all have family. Oh, I go to my Aunt Kimberly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

See my nephew.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'S been out with you a few times.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you.

[Charlie]

At the club on Thanksgiving night.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Anybody that goes, they'll just cry.

[J.D. Ryan]

They cry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they, you know, they still give dollars, you know, but they cry.

[Charlie]

You can make chump change.

[John Clay Wolf]

You make a couple thousand.

[J.D. Ryan]

God, that's chump change.

[Charlie]

You know, they just cry.

[John Clay Wolf]

They always give you their number. Well, sure. They're lonely and their Facebook link, they.

[Charlie]

Want it, you know, or they hate their family. No, but this is the dancing business.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not dancing friends.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. But I'll dance tonight and I'll dance tomorrow night.

[Charlie]

Oh, and then Monday off, so. And then two weeks straight after that. Really? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is really easy on the snake diet.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know. You look good. Thank you for that tip, by the way, in the snake diet.

[Charlie]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So sexy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just didn't know. I just didn't know if the holidays was a good time for you guys or people spending their money on Black Friday and Cyber Monday.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got your hair done?

[J.D. Ryan]

I did get my hair done, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, I'm ready for the snake diet. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look just like Freddie Mercury.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't really, but thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

If I lose 50 pounds, maybe you heard us.

[Charlie]

Okay. One time Thanksgiving booby shake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Hannah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hannah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Madonna. And what's the other one's name? Britney. Britney 15 Lincoln MKX with 53 leather nav rift. Good morning, you're on the air. Chris.

[Caller]

Morning, sir. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is it? What color is. Is red mkx, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All wheel drive.

[Caller]

Front wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 2015 MKX. I think the X is always all wheel drive. Hate to argue with you, it's your car, but I'm kind of good at this.

[Caller]

It had an all wheel drive and a front wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? And this is why we need the VIN number. Go go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's do that. And then I'll be bending the right car. My system will do it immediately. Just put the VIN number in or just. Or your license plate number and it'll bust the VIN out of it and we'll know exactly what we're doing. Or go toI hate CarMax.com. hey. Jack in Vegas. Good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That reminds me, Vegas people, same thing. The $500 offer come down Sahara Drive. We have an office in Vegas, right down the street in the first five people that bring us their CarMax offer to our Las Vegas office. $100 a lick. What you got, Jack?

[Caller]

I've got a 2014 Nissan Maximus, white sunroof. It's a beat of a car. My wife drives it back and forth to work every day. It's only got 50,000 miles on it. Just broke 50,000, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Sport or Premium or SV or S?

[Caller]

It's the standard model.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the S. Leather roof?

[Caller]

No leather, but it has the sunroof and aluminum wheels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does, does, does, does, does. 11 grand. Buy it.

[Caller]

I believe she owes 12 five and all she wants do to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I've got to make a buck, and I don't think I can from 12. 5. I know I can't from 12 5. We average 300 a car. Whenever it all shakes out, we may go 11 5, but I think I'm all over at 11 with no leather. Do this. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. And also, if you want to get a hundred dollars closer to that, no matter what, go to CarMax on Sahara Drive right now. Get an offer letter from them. Pull out of there, take a right, go down the street. Jackpot. Joni's is the next one over. We're right next to the Toyota store. Give me the vent offices in there. Hand in the offer letter, and they'll give you $100 just for doing it. And then if we don't beat the offer letter, we'll give you another hundred. Same thing in Plano, Texas this morning. Go to the one on Plano Parkway. Come out. The give me the VIN van is set up right next door to CarMax on Plano Parkway next week. It's going to be in Baton Rouge next Saturday to open our new office in Baton Rouge. Go Tigers. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be.

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Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like my coffee just like I like my women now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? What did it say at the end? I didn't hear it.

[Charlie]

Double cut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it faded out pretty hard. 800, 800 radio. Good morning. Yes, we're live. It's Thanksgiving holiday weekend. We're just stupid enough to work. Can't help ourselves. We're addicts. Jordan, Oklahoma City. Speaking of addicts, how's that meth habit? Looking for a fun way to take a break during your day? Solitaire clash. That's C L A S H. Takes classic solitaire and gives it a whole new twist. It's fast, skill based, and packed with exciting features that keep every round feeling fresh. In those in between moments, waiting for a ride between tasks or just needing a breather. Solitaire Clash makes it easy to relax, refocus, and have a little fun. It's simple to jump into, satisfying to play, and always ready when you are. So take a moment for yourself. Play Solitaire Clash. That's C L A S H.

[Charlie]

Are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gonna get this phone thing fixed?

[Charlie]

We're on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we're. Well, this is week number three.

[Charlie]

Yeah, well, Jordan is what it takes, John, and you can't do without it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uh huh. So you don't think we have a. We don't have that covered.

[Charlie]

It's. It's in progress. It's being done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but have we bought the equipment? Have we decided on what we're buying?

[Charlie]

Pretty much. The tech has to go through our IT guru and he's working on that. In first he has to work with the people who make the product that tell us alliance so they can tell us precisely what we need to change over from what we have to what we want to have. Which is going to be a major, A major thing. A major.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's been two weeks since we decided to go forward for sure.

[Charlie]

I know. I'm as amazed as you are that it doesn't. It doesn't get done in two weeks. Okay, yeah, maybe another four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jordan.

[Charlie]

I wouldn't think so, but you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jordan, can you hear me? Are we doing a call in show without a. Without the calls? Okay, good, you can hear me. 17 Mitsubishi Outlander Sport with 32,000 miles. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

It's around 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, most people with Mitsubishi's have a lot of negative equity. When you've gone to the dealerships, what have they offered you?

[Caller]

I had somebody offer me, I think they said 14 or 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a big difference between if I handed you $4,000 and $2,000 in one hand for in the other, then no. 14, 12. That'd be $2,000 difference. Yeah, I bet you'd figure out the difference. Which hand to grab.

[J.D. Ryan]

One hand has nothing and one hand has 2,000. Which hand do you want?

[Caller]

I would want the 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living, darling?

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it ain't math.

[Caller]

I work in the oil field actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do in the oil field? Are you, Are you a. I know what you are. Broad shouldered. I know what you are. You run around to the well sites and get the tickets signed, the invoices signed.

[Caller]

No, I work in the sand distributing place.

[John Clay Wolf]

The sanders. What?

[Caller]

The fan distributing place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What do you do there?

[Caller]

We send out sand to trash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now what do you do?

[Caller]

That's what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't load sand on a truck. So what's your job inside the sand distribution place?

[Caller]

That's all I do. I run sand into trucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

She always was kind of a wide stance guy.

[Charlie]

Women that do that nowadays, John. It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you run a rubber tire loader and dump. Dump it into trucks?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're a loader operator?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. When you send over pictures of your Mitsubishi Outlander Sport, I want pictures of you driving a 966 Cat or whatever it is. Rubber tire loader loading a truck. I want to see this my own two eyes. Send me some nudes and go to give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll try to buy it. I want to do this off air 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to ask her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm confused.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that oil, you know oils dropped to a 13 month low. Now I'll be. You wonder if it's starting to panic those folks again because they had their big time. They had the big.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know I'm going to say nothing against Jordan but like the gal that runs a big piece of machinery like that that loads rednecks dump trucks is going to be a wide stand scale and is going to be hit very clearly communicator and you know talk like this and yes, very clear and absolutely. I can't see shy Jordan running a rubber tire loader loading frac sand into dump trucks and trains. Can't see it.

[Charlie]

Not necessarily. So John, I'm telling you, where I come from a lot of people work in the oil field and there, there are women who are just as drop dead gorgeous as you'd expect a country girl to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not saying pretty. I'm not talking pretty ugly. I'm talking communication skills and clear, clear, clear. When you're on hot sites like that you have to be real clear and loud and. No. Huh.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What more type A.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, that's good. 800. 800. 7234. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

So any information about the oil crash, I mean you know, does it.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far has it come down?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me know. Well, I know what the actual numbers are.

[John Clay Wolf]

13.

[J.D. Ryan]

13 month low. As they say they're crude. I'm reading the headline. This is a crude crash deepens.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you, I mean that's the fake news. Oh, I Forgot, I forgot.

[J.D. Ryan]

CNN's fake news.

[Charlie]

No, no, there, there is no fact when you see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Crashes, crashes.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's $53 a barrel. Versus a hundred cents.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It has not been a hundred. Get your head out of your sphincter, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

When was the last time?

[John Clay Wolf]

About five years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, 7% down in 13 months.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not a crash, bud.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not a crash.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's correction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. CNN's fitness.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, CNN's just using that to get you to bait in to hit their.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it sure did it right. So what do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what do you did crash five years ago though? Crash Like a son of a biscuit eater.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now what did that go down to?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like 27. Okay, it got bad and it went from like 104 and happened in three weeks or two weeks. Broke everybody's ass. Bankruptcies everywhere. All the jet airplanes had to sit on the tarmac, couldn't afford to put fuel in it for a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you think it's going to bounce back?

[John Clay Wolf]

Then what did. And now it's a corrected back down 7%.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And it sucks. And now, I mean, you know, it's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if you're filling up at the gas pump.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a slow news week and. And they caught you with a headline. I just don't think fuel's gonna stay low.

[Charlie]

So you're probably right about it not being a crash. But when. When you see those ad choices pop ups that show a picture of Stallone looking horrible and it says, hollywood says goodbye to Rocky. That's fake news. He ain't dead. Okay, When CNN calls it a crash, maybe it's not a crash, but you know, it's a decline. They should probably just word their things more carefully, but so should a lot of news media. It's not fake news.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. Put them on hold. 3K. Levi.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you? What can you. Canossa Koinosa, where are you?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's a little place near. Near Pecos, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Opecus. So what about the oil field? It's not crashed out. It's doing fine, isn't it?

[Caller]

There's a little bit of static on my end, but it's doing all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Time at the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. The oil field.

[Caller]

Oh, man, no, it's not crashing at all. It's just as it hasn't changed. I know the price of oil's dropped, but it's still roaring out here. I mean, they're drilling everywhere you look and the traffic ain't slowed down a bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do in the oil field? Which in quick, quick, quick description.

[Caller]

I'm an oilfield pumper. I go around and gauge oil fill tanks and make sure that the wells are producing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do they pay you a year to do that?

[Caller]

Little over 80,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excellent. Congratulations. Thanks for calling in. 800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf. Dealers, if you want to sell us your trade ins and your overage and the cars that you sent to the auction but couldn't sell them and you wish you could run in our lane, go To I hate CarMax.com that click the dealer deal. Anybody else, just go to Give me the VIN dot com. The CarMax our give me the VIN van is in Plano right now. Hundred dollars to the first five people that bring us a CarMax offer. Same thing in Los Angeles, Vegas. Go to our Facebook site. It'll explain. What are you listening to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Best show in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

What crazy world are you living in now?

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[John Clay Wolf]

I love these guys.

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Call them toll free. 1-800-800- radio. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's gonna get mad.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

O2 convertible Thunderbird with 86. They're not. They're not worth anything. Why did that happen? I don't know. It just happened in about the past year. Hazel, you there? Hazel, you there? Fairfield. Hazel. Hi.

[Caller]

Yes, hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

An O2 Thunderbird with 86, 000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

$5,000 if it's in good shape. Wow. Okay. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I don't think so. Not for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks. 86, 000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not high miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not like these cars were that expensive when they were new.

[Charlie]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

What were they when they were new?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's still not cheap. Yeah, but it's been fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's been. It's. It's an O2. So what's an O2 Taurus worth with 86, 000 miles?

[Charlie]

40 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Or maybe 60.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just think there are fewer of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's kind of Cadillac Deville worth with 86, 000 miles.

[J.D. Ryan]

500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's worth a thousand. Yeah. So she her O2T birds worth five, but I'm an idiot. But it's it. Everybody that bought the T birds, their mind thought they were buying a classic that's gonna hold the value.

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. And there's fewer of them. So your mind tells you they should be worth something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and they were for a long time. But now they're not. 800-800-7234, Andrew. A12 Laramie Longhorn is diesel.

[Caller]

No, it's gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you already been to the [e-mail]?

[Caller]

I was going to, but I'm kind of driving right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that for me because I'm gonna have to ask you a bunch of questions. Gonna soak up a bunch of radio time. I want to buy it, though. I like it. 12 Laramie Longhorn, 74, 000 miles. Load it up, take a couple of pictures. It takes 45 seconds. It's nothing. Dealers that want to sell us their trade ins go to ihatecarmax.com. i love that.

[Charlie]

That's a real website.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you go to I hatecarmax.com it goes to our dealer site.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. It's brilliant, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Luann in Houston.

[Caller]

Hey, how are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. How are you doing?

[Caller]

I'm good. I'm hoping you could be my savior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll try. That means you're buried. That means you're buried out your nose. How many dealerships have you been to and gotten bad news so far?

[Caller]

Well, actually, it's already repoed, but they haven't sold it. They're holding on to it because I was trying to get the money together, but the payoff's high, so I think if anybody could get close to the payoff, it would be you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it, a V6 or four cylinder?

[Caller]

It's a four cylinder. It's a basic model. The most exciting thing it has is Bluetooth, but the car is clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 16 Accord LX. With how many miles?

[Caller]

31, 32.

[Charlie]

About.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you sell it for?

[Caller]

Well, I. I didn't sell it. Repossessed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[Caller]

I know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Have. They already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have they already whipped the hook out on you? Have they already whipped the hook out on you and got. Do they have possession of it?

[Caller]

I'm sorry, what was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they already have the car picked up?

[Caller]

Yeah, they do, but they're hanging on to it because I'm trying to get the money together.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. Oh, what do you owe on it?

[Caller]

It's 17, and I know it's more than you can give.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money do you have to bite down the difference? How much money do you have to bite down the difference? Because I can't pay it off at that figure. Right.

[Caller]

Yeah. I'm not sure how much I can get, but I would like to see what you can do to See if I can get that amount.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you need. I think you need $4,000.

[Caller]

You think? I do need 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 31,000 miles on it, right? Yeah, I think, I think if payoff 17, I think the car's worth 13 grand. So I could give 13 grand. Take your 4,000, go pay off the repo company and pick it up for you. I'll do that. Think about it. Go to givemetheven.com and see if it works out. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio, Bandera, 17 Lariat FX4, leather roof, nav, four wheel drive diesel. 50,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

White gold.

[John Clay Wolf]

50 G's. 50, 48 G's. It's got a lot of miles on it. 47, 48, 49. Right around there. Go to givemetheven dot com and load it up. We'll buy it. All right, Laura. Yeah, tell me about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

We're not in no oil industry crash, J.D.

You barrel is a.

As long as it's above $35 a barrel, anybody is making money. So $70 a barrel, they're making twice as much money as they need to. $35 a barrel will leave a family of two adults, four children living very comfortably with. With the mom staying home.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Laura, are you an oil woman? Are you married to an oil family? Or what's your. What's your oil background?

[Caller]

Yes, yes. We were in the oil industry until it crashed about four years ago. And that was a crash when it was about $20 a barrel. Then I went to work as a nurse and we're still living the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did your airplane get repossessed?

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller]

No, nothing got repossessed.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. We know we.

[Caller]

When, when it's profit, when it's above 35 a barrel, you still have to live the same. It can't be a jackass about it and live like you're a millionaire when you're really not.

Just.

Just live a comfortable life and, and be, you know, store up money. Save it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Words of wisdom for Laura this holiday season.

[J.D. Ryan]

So 50 a barrel is still a very good number of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Speaking of money, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to talk to you about money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we did this new commercial.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just started airing last week, the TV commercial. And I haven't got an invoice for the TV commercial. So JD did the TV commercial, but every time he did anything, he kept saying, this is going to cost you. This is going to cost You. This is going to cost you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you'd be proud of me. You know why I thought you'd be proud of that? Because you have taught me, always be closing. I used to be a moose. I used to not ever do that. And then I thought, you know what? I'm going to say this. And John, I'm just like. It's like the son coming to the dad, and I'm going, you know what? He's going to be so proud of me. But you weren't.

[John Clay Wolf]

You've depressed me again. No, no, no, no, no, no, wait. I mean, you've been scaring me out of this family. We did the. We did the honor system. We didn't price it. I just figured based off a previous production that you'd done. I had a feeling where it was going to be.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I didn't need to ask you for a price.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he keeps threatening.

[John Clay Wolf]

He keeps threatening me with this crazy. So how much is.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just thought you'd be so proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you charging us for the commercial spot? And when are you going to say an invoice?

[J.D. Ryan]

You really want to know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, let's see. We had to do. Because you weren't ready. We had to do three full days of shooting. So it's $500 a day per shoot. Even though it was a half day. I'll give you a rate. It's a half day. I'll give you 300 bucks. 300 for that. 900 and then post is about 150 an hour. I spent about five hours doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you haven't worked up an invoice yet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, yeah, but I'm just doing it right now since you asked me on the radio. So word. About two grand, I'm gonna add on just for aggravation, the fact that your jackass. 2500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get you some. So how much was the last.

[J.D. Ryan]

When the E4 is 5 years plus the discount. What?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you charge last time?

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I did it free.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. It was for Vandergriff Chevrolet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God. That was a long time ago. Seven years ago, maybe 200 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't very much, was it really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Something like that. This one. This one was longer. Well, anyway, I was only going to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Charge you 500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you need to charge me more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think 500 is fair.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you need to charge me more than.

[J.D. Ryan]

I work here.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay. Yeah, but I mean, I'm not looking for a free ride.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just not looking to get up the high hard one either.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was going to do five bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't think that's enough. That's not enough. I'm not gonna. I'm not. So a thousand argued like this with somebody, I'm gonna pay you a thousand dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not. But the guy, like, the. The ad guys busted my balls about you, and he's about me. He's wanting to spin me over to his production people. And Ronnie doesn't understand that all these people are selling her all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm like, he wants to get. I was like, great, Mr. AD man. How about your production people?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what? That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? And Ronnie's like, well, I'm like, baby, he wants to mark them up and double them to us. That's what he wants to do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, that is true.

[John Clay Wolf]

How attached are you to jd? And, I mean, I see this guy coming to my, you know, not very.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not very.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much are your people? So he wants to replace you. And I keep asking him how much his people are just. Just. He won't say it because I already told him. I said, JD's gonna be around a thousand dollars for these. Oh, that's a wonderful deal. And he set me up to. You know how that's. But, you know, you get what you pay for.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get what you pay for.

[Charlie]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jd, I think you did a nice job with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was nice. It wasn't great. It ain't Spielberg, but, you know. No, I mean, I honestly was gonna charge you 500 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, well, I honestly. Please turn an invoice for a thousand dollars because I couldn't have got it done for any less anywhere else. And I think you did a good job, but we're friends, and we're going to need to do some updates on this. Different. Different cities. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think you should go get the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The.

[J.D. Ryan]

The bid from this guy, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Oh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I told him I wanted to buy commercials in the news and in the sports in the first schedule he sent me. Tonight. You're on BET Television. Blacked is the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm like, oh, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what. Blacked is not a hater.

[Charlie]

He's the accidental racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

News.

[Charlie]

It ain't sports.

[John Clay Wolf]

B was not what I asked for. And I wanted sports and news, and that's it. Stuff that people don't TiVo through.

[J.D. Ryan]

So let me ask you this.

[John Clay Wolf]

How.

[J.D. Ryan]

How attached are you to this media guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and I was going to be on. We were going to be on. I told him what I wanted to spend a month and he's jammed it into 10 days in November and now he's asking for the December order. I'm just. It just doesn't end. I. People are always closing, always full of it. And that's what I like about our company. And I'm not trying to spin it back around but now that I'm thinking about it, when what we do here, it's a no BS deal. We don't lie. And if you look at our reviews, we don't lie. Go to give me the vin.com or that's why I named the redirect. I hate carmax.com because it's so frustrating. So anyway, we got a bunch of people on hold. We got this, we got that. We got more news. We got some funny bits. And we have Rush Limbaugh and Randy the Chipmunk. Be back in a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

Go ahead and crack that natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Radio Announcer]

Because it's morning. That makes sense. The John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com 800800 radio give.

[John Clay Wolf]

In our number four. We need to do some non pre recorded Biggest son of a. World's biggest son of a. Thanksgiving. Some things that the world's biggest son of a Would do during Thanksgiving.

[Charlie]

Okay. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's a whole. That's an episode in itself. Write that down, will you? World's biggest son of a. Hour number four. Because I've got nothing for hour number four. And that'll be good stuff. The Stones, man. Did you know they're going on tour again? No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Final tour of Detour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You know the name of it is no Last one for the and the grandkids. They have enough money for themselves. They have enough money for their immediate families. But they need to raise some capital for theirs and for their grandchildren.

[J.D. Ryan]

Both ends of the spectrum.

[John Clay Wolf]

The and the grandkids Tour Final draw.

[J.D. Ryan]

Final showdown for them still alive.

[Charlie]

The no Filter tour. And I don't know what that's supposed to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's really the horse and the grandkids.

[Michael Turley]

We need to get Keith in here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards. Get over here and tell me about what you're doing while you're raising money for. For. For your young lovers and your grandchildren.

[Michael Turley]

He's stumbling in here drunk as.

[J.D. Ryan]

All I was going to say, man. Still alive.

[Charlie]

Not Got more pickles.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Charlie]

Merry Christmas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Merry Christmas.

[Charlie]

Well, for you, John. Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Keith Richards.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love your guitar playing on this song.

[J.D. Ryan]

Happy?

[Charlie]

Yeah, I made about $40 on that song. Just rushing it. Royals just have been wild.

[John Clay Wolf]

So why are you going on tour again?

[Charlie]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you retire, you mean?

[Charlie]

No, no, I wouldn't go on tour again. If you say my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are going on tour. You're going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you are.

[Charlie]

I didn't got me band again. Been rehearsing with the Stones. Mick wants to make an album of all Jamaican reggae music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jamaican reggae.

[Charlie]

You know I'm a genius of the guitar. I can't get the rhythm of that reggae. I can't get it. I've got a small garden hair and dreadlocks. You like that love? I love it. What's this about too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you gonna be in your. Starting April 20th, you're going to be in Miami, Florida. Then you're going to Jacksonville. Then you're going to Houston. April 28th, you're on tour. You're on tour. U.S. united States tour 2019.

[Charlie]

I've got to call Harry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards, while you're gathering your thoughts and speaking of being on tour, I forgot about my. My crew that's out on the street.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're on tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're on tour this morning. So if you the. The no better way in. Keith Richards, you know this to get people's attention to hand out free $100 bills.

[Charlie]

Oh, God. Commercial venture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like we're making it rain over on Plano Parkway right now.

[Charlie]

I can help. I'm glad you called me. 40k.

[John Clay Wolf]

The first five people that go to the. Gimme the VIN van parked over next to CarMax on Plano Parkway in front of. It's the Park Place Auto Auction. Go to john claywolf.com and the locations there. The first five people that show up with a Carmax offer, we're going to give you a hundred dollars on Bretton cash. And we got a police officer there. Thanks. Plano police. To make sure nobody robs us, we have cash. But first five. First five CarMax offers to come up to the van, get a hundred dollars just for doing it. And then if we don't beat it, of course we give them a hundred dollars and we do that all day long until. Till dark today. And they'll be there all day. And the same thing in Las Vegas at the Las Vegas office on Sahar. Go to john claywolf.com.

[Charlie]

What kind of police?

[J.D. Ryan]

What Plano Police. City police.

[Charlie]

Oh, not federal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not federal police.

[John Clay Wolf]

Same thing's going on in Baton Rouge next Saturday.

[Charlie]

It's not like shooting a commercial on TV. Just making an appearance, right? That's 50k. And you'll be glad you did. You will believe. You won't believe the birds that come out and see the great Keith Riches.

[Michael Turley]

You're not going anywhere. Yeah, we're not paying you to go to Plano.

[Charlie]

You want to meet girls?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we want to meet girls. We don't want you anywhere near our van.

[Charlie]

I've got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why are you going on tour again? Why don't you hang it up?

[Charlie]

I haven't heard about it. I think probably Mick is in debt again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he has a young child, right? Y' all need to reload your trust funds for your family members.

[Charlie]

Seen the child?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Charlie]

He looks like the offspring of a panda. And then. And then Emmy, you know, the mu.

[J.D. Ryan]

Emu. Yeah.

[Charlie]

He's a mean son of a. He looks just like that. Without a beak. He's got a face like a panda.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mick Jagger's new child that's only a few years old, looks like half panda, half emu.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I don't think they had him. I don't think they had him. I think they bought him. Right?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Charlie]

Like the Angelina. Angelina.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so Kelly and baton rouge and 08528 beamer. Any dummy lights on. Check engine, abs, o2 sensor. Everything square? Everything's clear. If you got a. If you've got a straight rig. Everything's ready.

[Charlie]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

5,500 bucks. Maybe six. Unless it's a sport package or a. Or a stick shift. I'll give more for a stick shift in that car with a will and automatic.

[Caller]

Okay, go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. load it up. Remember, we have a new office opening in Baton Rouge this week. Officially next Saturday at the corner airline and something where the Albertsons is. It's in that strip center, right? When you walk out of Albertsons, you'll see our sign.

[Charlie]

What are tickets gonna be for that Stone show?

[John Clay Wolf]

You think they're gonna be like, $500 a piece? You think? Yeah, it's just gonna be stupid. Jingle ball is in Dallas Tuesday night. Speaking of tickets, what is this? It's just hip hop crap. Young kid stuff.

[Michael Turley]

Hip hop?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not hip hop. It's just top 40. Top 40. I'm so stuck in the old music, I can't listen to any new. I try and I do a little bit here and there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I plug something? That's going on in Dallas, close to my heart. Dallas Animal Services. From now through Cyber Monday, all of the pets are free. They're literally trying to clear the. Yeah, those. You know what I've learned, jd Microchip. They come vaccinated, spayed, neutered. This the Dallas Animal Services. All the animals are clearing the. The kennels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, they microchip them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they do microchip them. Spray, spay, neuter and vaccinate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had the best Rottweiler you could ever have in your life growing up. Lost him after 15 years. And then Christie at Sam Houston Rots. Sam Houston Rottweilers in Houston, Texas, replaced him about six years ago. And he was chipped and everything and somebody stolen and I never found him again. But I mean, if you want. Speaking of plugging stuff and I'm. They don't even know I'm doing this. I haven't talked to them in years. The bet, if you're a Rottweiler fan. The best dogs I've ever seen. And I've sent some friends there and they've got some dogs from these. The best Rottweiler breeder in the United States. Okay, I'm serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's it called?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam Houston rods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sam Houston rots.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam Houston what? Turley?

[Michael Turley]

So JD's trying to encourage people to go get free animals.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, and I'm telling you, go pay 2500 for some. Sorry, there's.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the dichotomy of this show.

[Charlie]

And here's the beauty part. Why would you do that, John? What's, what's your. What's your primary motivation for doing that?

[John Clay Wolf]

For. For plugging her business?

[Charlie]

Yeah, I'm just curious because, I mean, I don't have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because a friend of mine just bought one from her last two weeks ago and he brought her over to my house to show me and this dog. It's just. Their dogs are just special. I don't know. There's something about a man. They're there. I don't know what's in the gene, genetic makeup. It just reminded me he was a good, good dog. But. Yeah, a buddy of mine just bought a female from her. I mean, in her females, like look like big badass males. They're just awesome dogs. Great.

[Charlie]

Their operation, their compound, they, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

We drove down there to get it.

[Charlie]

They showed me all around the place. They've got really a class operation Sam Houston Rottweiler Special.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cannot say enough for these people. They ship dogs all over the United States. And JD's people are giving them away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dallas animal services. And you'll never get a more lovable dog than you get at the animal shelter.

[Charlie]

I think that's what Mick got his child.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what I learned? So we had some mutts and they had babies. Sure. And they were just mutt dogs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you can't give them away.

[J.D. Ryan]

But if you charge $50, isn't that funny? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

People worth something? No, no, no. When she put them on Craigslist for 50 bucks a piece, they just sold out immediately. Mutt nothing. Dogs. No, I think we did the vet thing. That was it. But we couldn't give them away, but we charged 50 for them. So my. My thing is that Dallas animal shelter. I think they need to charge something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because free is too good to be true. It's like the hundred dollars we're giving away over on Plano Parkway right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to john claywolf.com and look at it. It's too good to be true. So it wouldn't surprise me if they haven't even given away the 500. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Isn't that amazing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damn to say when stuff's too good to be true, people don't believe it. Well, the reason. The reason I'm doing it is to grease the wheel and get the flow going. So I'm investing in that. And yeah, I'm giving away 500 bucks over there right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we're gonna do it again in Baton Rouge. We're doing it right now in Las Vegas. 800. 800. Hoping that it'll pay off in the future. It's called branding. It's an interesting concept. O2 Yukon. Two wheel drive. 102,000 miles. Robin, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, sir. How are we doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller]

This sucker is like garage kept brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

3,000.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Maybe four. If it's a short one, it's worth more than a long one.

[Caller]

It's a short one, then it's 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm not gonna go there.

[Caller]

You know, I'm not really looking to sell it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why the hell are you calling me, dude? I mean, good lord, we're on 30 freaking radio stations across the country right now. And here's homeboy in Cattle Mills, Texas, with some mild out bourbon wanting to talk about the difference between three grand and four grand. I mean, who gives a rat's ass?

[J.D. Ryan]

Looking to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy Thanksgiving. Go drive it off a cliff and light it on fire on the way down. My, my, my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Aren't you just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, just old junk cars, who cares?

[J.D. Ryan]

But Grinstead stole Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, shoot, I know we bid thousands and thousands, and hearing all these stories, I understand that there's part of your family, but they're worth what they're worth. What they're worth. It's four freaking body styles old. I mean, when you buy that thing, you're saying, I'm poor, I'm defeated. I give up or I'll never get laid again. And I don't care. I have plenty of money and I don't want to waste it on a car to get some gal to make me. You know, and all these women and. And, you know, I was thinking about this. So women have the thing that make the men go, yes. This is mammals. This is science. This is not science.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not theory. This is fact. Okay. Women have the thing, that thing, right. That make men go. And men have that thing that make women go, yes. I need a big one. Money.

[Charlie]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not all.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a very sexist statement. What? I'm gonna offend plenty of people right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are.

[Charlie]

But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when the women start making more money than the men, it's gonna screw up the population cycle. If that's what we want to do, that's fine. But it's going to change the dynamic of the world. Why are the men the hunter gatherer killers? Drag the meat back to the fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

To impress the chick?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been going on for a while. This is not new. This is not new. You know that old guy that's 82 years old and builds a skyscraper in downtown San Diego? Why does he do that? Well, he's already a billionaire. Because he thinks there's a chance that he might get one more piece of. You know what? One more. Even though he's not. But in his. In his. That.

[Charlie]

That.

[John Clay Wolf]

The drive. Take the driveway and watch what happens to the economy. Go, Trump.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com. hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Except for my shoes.

[Charlie]

Kind of a long intro for the third hour. Charlie, you know what? I have friends that listen to this show. I mean, personal friends, okay? You have friends, and they're all fans. And they like the little technical, you know, flobs and quirks as much as anything else on this show. We're real. We're authentic. You know, people feel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some people call it lazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, it's live real.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I'm impressed, Bob. Oh, you had. You had a fan from Muscle Shoals, Louisiana, that picked us up on iHeartRadio.

[J.D. Ryan]

App, and I don't know her, but I love her.

[John Clay Wolf]

She decided she liked you. Y' all got to be friends. She drove over here from Alabama to hang out with you, and y' all become homeboys.

[Charlie]

Annie. My girl, Annie.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's her name. Annie. I want to say thanks to Annie. She turns on my radio station and she leaves it on all week. Thank you very much. I appreciate the time spent listening.

[Charlie]

She's decided now, she's an Alabama girl originally from Ohio, and she appreciates that fine, fine late 80s country music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

You know. And you play plenty of that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do play some country.

[Charlie]

She's decided she prefers your feed.

[J.D. Ryan]

She must like Jimmy Buffett.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she's driven to Dallas twice to come visit.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she here this weekend?

[Charlie]

She's here this weekend. Where is she right now for Thanksgiving week? She's at my apartment. Oh, wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long cast.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a long cast.

[Charlie]

We've been talking for a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're doing a better job with that one than the one we lined you up with a couple years ago in Houston.

[Charlie]

Listen, that one in Houston?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

And. And she'll love this. Bless her heart.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's. She's a professional groupie.

[Charlie]

Well, you know, she's. She's different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never should have. Never should have bought her that lobster. That was the first mistake she reminds me of. Reba 12 GMC Sierra 1500 with 98, 000 miles crew cab, leather, two wheel drive. Amir?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do up there in Amarillo? What's your job?

[Caller]

I work at Owens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Owens Corning.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from originally?

[Caller]

Where am I from originally? I'm from Europe.

[John Clay Wolf]

From where?

[Caller]

Europe. Bosnia.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, with a name like Amir and I've been to Amarillo, you know, it had to. Probably took you some getting used to up there. Oh, yeah, but you've got the Texas accent now. Listen to you. Yeah, yeah.

[Charlie]

Have you had the steak? 72.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean? You got some Levi Garrett in your. In your cheek and some boots on that you spit on. I mean, have you come full circle from Bosnia?

[Caller]

Absolute. Absolute. Not.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is your truck?

[Caller]

Fairly nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 12, 13,000. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's look at.

[Caller]

Okay, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I get excited. I had a fella I talked to the other day that goes to the auction and watches us. He said, well, if you're gonna kill yourself up there. He's like, every time I see you have a vein bulging out of your.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, the energy is unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like, you gotta calm down. You're gonna die up there.

[Charlie]

You are excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I do die up there, I died happy, I can tell you that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do two shows a week. One on Saturday morning right now and then a little more high energy on Wednesday morning at the Dallas auto auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Way calm compared to your Wednesday show. This is comatose compared to your Wednesday show.

[Charlie]

Yeah. That's a wild deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, it's wild, man. It's fun to watch.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we broke every record this year that that auctions ever had. They actually hung big banners. Have I showed them to you?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll send them to you and put them on the Facebook page. John claywolf.com. yeah. Highest car sold. Highest percentage sold. Most money moved in a day. Most cars sold in a day. Every single. That's. That's fun to come back from. Wheelchair broke. People making. Because I was on top of the wholesale world when I went down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When. When I went to that embezzlement and went all the way to the ground. And like the people, the haters, my competition back talked a lot of noise.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I bet they love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They talked a lot of noise. And now that we've come back pretty strong quiet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they quiet, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. It's. Get you some. Yeah, I guess that's kind of what I'm wanting to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you know what? Do your victory roll. You deserve it. Fly by the tower.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been fun. Now what do we do? Care for the 08 Lariat with 150,000 miles. FX4 crew cab, leather nav, half ton Ford 08-80-808. James, does it have. So this motor on this truck, the 54 engine. They all have this damn timing. Chain noise. Does yours have it? Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm on the wrong truck. Hold on. Whoops. Put him on hold. There's two Fords next to each other. James, are you there?

[Caller]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear what I just said?

[Caller]

Yes. No, it does not have the time and chain noise right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now. Did you put some super glue in it to make it quiet or something?

[J.D. Ryan]

WD40.

[Caller]

No, it runs perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, wait. With a buck and a half. Oh, eight. With a buck and a half. I'm seven. $7,000. Maybe seven, 500.

[Caller]

Okay. I owe more than that on it. So I can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand? Thank you. 800-800-723 for 800-800-radio. Rush Limbaugh is in the house.

[Michael Turley]

Rush, what do you do for Thanksgiving?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably some drugs and some booze. No Rush.

[J.D. Ryan]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Charlie]

In the words of the great Larry Mayhan. Boy, you got that right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the what? What?

[Charlie]

A party. I sent the. I sent the Mrs. Yes out to Tampa hanging out with her sister in that bush.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you were all by yourself.

[Charlie]

That was. That was hard to do. I said, what if you go to your sister's? And she said, great.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was hard.

[Charlie]

It took very, very little convincing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think she doesn't want to be around you.

[Charlie]

I don't remember the conversation that way. Us guys in the big time, right? We take a number of days off for Thanksgiving. I haven't actually worked since October 20th.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know that myself.

[Charlie]

You need a little time off to reflect. Have a Percocet or two.

[J.D. Ryan]

So what you're doing.

[Charlie]

I finally used all of Jimmy Buffett's Blanco Tequila. The Margaritaville Tequila. Very good tequila. I bet it is. By the way, it's a beautiful bottle. Do you know it's all.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen it. I'm on Margaritaville.com daily.

[Charlie]

Little seaplane flying in the distance. Just beautiful. So I got all 40 of the bottles and made a sofa.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think you made it.

[Charlie]

It's almost a miniature sofa. I can't sit on it. No, my friend Kid Rock loves the it. Yeah, he's been sleeping on it for three weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Charlie]

Yeah, we had a.

[J.D. Ryan]

We had a blast.

[Charlie]

We had a blast out here. Rushbow Manciano.

[J.D. Ryan]

A lot to be thankful for, as.

[Charlie]

The nudes calls it, right? Ted Nugent, Chuck Norris, Kid Rock.

[Michael Turley]

Wow, what a feast.

[John Clay Wolf]

What a group. Hey, Rush, I have a question. When you prepare for your show, do you have a run sheet?

[Charlie]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

Run sheets are for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I don't either. People ask me a lot of times, do we do this impromptu or do we have it planned? And we do have. Typically have a highlighted run sheet, but the one I'm looking at is from two weeks ago, so I don't know if I've got one.

[Michael Turley]

You got the wrong one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, at least that shows that we've made it for three hours with no plan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, I think you have a run sheet. It just has the wrong date on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that is the right one? It just has the wrong date.

[Charlie]

Do away with it, John. It's a bad habit. The run sheet gets to be a crutch. You know, in the words of the great Sean Hannity, yeah, you don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

To run sheep rush.

[Charlie]

It gets to be a crutch. That's what he said to me. Sounds just like him, didn't he?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show listeners, show fans in Dallas, Texas, go buy the van. It's on Plano Parkway right now giving away. Sell that average rough or clean T shirts to anybody that comes by to get them. And remember, we're giving away $500. Leave CarMax Plano. Take a right, go right next door to the give me the VIN van. Show them your offer. The first five people get a $100 bill. If we don't beat the offer, we'll give you another hundred dollar bill. There is a Plano policeman there helping us to make sure that nobody gets the idea to rob anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Be a bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would be a bad idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

So don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spend the holidays in jail or just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get your ass shot off. We'll be right back. Cheap. The toughest four letter word on wheels for the driver who doesn't like to stop going just because they've run out of road.

[Charlie]

Ow.

[J.D. Ryan]

My head out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where the real fun begins. Where the paved roads leave off potholes and bumps and ruts can come as they will she welded rugged and riveted frame takes punishment in large doses and comes back.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com hit him up now. 800800 radio now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Family Guy Jeep. Jeep clip.

[Charlie]

Yeah, that was on last Sunday night's episode. Man, if you, if you saw the video, it's even better if you can believe that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's why TV works.

[Charlie]

Is that what you like about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Remember, dealers go to I Hate CarMax.com if you'd like for us to bid your overage and your trade ins. And the reason I chose that name is because CarMax is so bullish bullying in the auction lanes that bully the dealers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really, really. See most people don't, obviously don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh my God. I mean they don't look at it as such but I can promise you everybody else but bidding does because there's like everybody move out of the way. We're going to do this. We're going to run over everybody. We so we I. But they won't take their offers and use them as in and outs at dealerships. They won't honor that bid. When you're at the Chevy store, you're at the Ford store, you're at the Audi store. So I will. And you can go toI hate CarMax.com. that's a way to remember it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's what we do, listeners. The shirts the van will be on Plano Parkway. Go to john claywolf.com the give me the VIN van. Giving away swag, Giving away average rough or clean seller bit shirts. $500 to the first five people that bring us their CarMax offer this morning to give us an opportunity in person to bid against it. Crisp, clean, hundred dollar bills. I don't know what else you can do to wake people up and get the message out that givemethevin.com will beat your CarMax offer. And if they don't, they'll give you a hundred bucks. In this case, it's just a hundred bucks just to show up. And we're doing the same thing in Las Vegas, Nevada at our office on Sahara Drive. And next to week, the van will be in Baton Rouge. It's leaving tomorrow to go open our new office down in Louisiana. Baton Rouge. Okay. So how was Thanksgiving for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanksgiving was very quiet for me. I just hung out, made some turkey. I made some dressing, made some pies.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know that green, green pea cat, green bean casserole. That's my favorite part of the whole thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does your wife make that or y' all go out and cater?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, this year we, we, we, we ate out, but okay. Yeah, she makes the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's one amazing cook.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a hell of a cook.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've seen some of the stuff she puts on Facebook and it looks like it's out of a magazine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's a great baker. And all these people wanted to bake these cookies. I'm like, no. Because it takes her so much time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. I mean, there are works of art. They're not, they're not cooking, they're not cupcakes. Like you think.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it takes forever and gets, I mean, she gets into this mode. She's real passionate about it. And I'm like, man, it just shuts the place down. So, no, we're not going to do this as a business. I mean, you can't charge enough for these things to make.

[J.D. Ryan]

They take so much time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, she charged like $2 a piece. It takes like an hour apiece to do them. Huh. We did go to the cowboy game. We watched the Indians lose to the Cowboys and that was a wonderful. I can't believe that the Cowboys are actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

I. Somebody told me that. I thought they were kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they tied for first place or are they in first place early?

[Michael Turley]

They're tied. They have the. I guess they would have a tiebreaker because of points against Washington, but I mean Washington is going to fall apart because they don't have their quarterback anymore, which. That was an ugly injury. Do you see Alex Smith break his leg?

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it worse than Joe Theismans?

[Michael Turley]

It was. It was the same.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that was Washington also.

[Charlie]

And it had a lot in common with the Thysman injury too. Did you hear that audio?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. No, no, no. I do not want to. It makes my stomach turn. That Joe Theisman.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the worst video. Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

Well, and then last night, yesterday afternoon, actually the University Central Florida quarterback did the same thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[Michael Turley]

And the bad part about his injury was his leg was just kind of up and then down to the left. I mean, the whole time it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna throw up in that trash can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop right now.

[Charlie]

But the weird thing, it was 30. Was it 31 years to the 33 day.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

To the day of the Thighsman injury.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it really.

[Charlie]

The score was the same on the board as during the Thighsman injury. There were all these coincidences.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who's good is Kansas City and the Rams.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they're. They're probably 1A, 1B and then you have 1C, the saints who will crush the Cowboys next week. That's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was going to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

So are you seeing things shift where the Cowboys have any chance or some momentary.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saints are not in our division.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't mean that, but I mean, I mean the long run run.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they're in the nfc so you got to get through the Saints to get to the super bowl and that ain't happening. You got to get through the Rams to get this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All this is.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a momentary shining.

[Michael Turley]

This is just prolonging the agony of average. That's all this is.

[Charlie]

If the Cowboys make it past either of those teams, it'll be the defense that makes it possible.

[Michael Turley]

I would. They would take a miracle. Yes.

[Charlie]

And I wouldn't bet on it.

[Michael Turley]

No, Randy would. If I guarantee Randy the chipmunk would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not bet on not be better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big shout out to Mr. McDonald's McNair for bringing football back to Houston, Texas. Rest in peace. He passed away yesterday. The owner, his son Cal, who I know he used to live in Fort Worth. I'M sure he's taken over the reins. I think he already kind of had. But Bob McNair in California to change the name back to the Houston Oilers be fine with me. I think I love the Oilers.

[Charlie]

It took vision to do it when he did it and you know, a couple few weeks ago when the Dallas got beat so badly by the Titans after about the middle of the second quarter, my friends and I were watching the game. We're like damn Oilers. Damn oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know who's going to be great and just the hype of it. You know who's going to want. Who could steal the Cowboys national brand as. As America's team or the most watched team be The Yankees of football is the Las Vegas Raiders. Yeah. No.

[Michael Turley]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Charlie]

They're always going to.

[John Clay Wolf]

You heard it here first.

[Charlie]

A bag.

[Michael Turley]

So they'll be worth more than the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys 15 years from now. I don't know.

[Charlie]

Location, location, location.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. And desirability factor and flying into the games and hype and I mean Las Vegas is the world's playground and to build casino. I mean I just, I think it's a really good move.

[Michael Turley]

The team is not going to be exciting. It's the opposing team teams. You're going to go to Vegas to watch your team play.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed.

[Michael Turley]

That's what it's going to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then if they start winning, I mean remember the Cowboys haven't won anything in like what, a quarter century something years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's. We're still talking like there's something and they're not right now. No. Haven't been Raiders. Ah. You watch. You watch. Mark my words, you. You've got. This will make that brand so much more valuable. It'll be unbelievable.

[Michael Turley]

Well yeah, their brand's going to be more but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they've got. My point is if they have a couple of years where they win Super Bowls in the next 15 years, they will build that brand up to the point that the Cowboys have. That's all I'm saying. Just like the Yankees. But the Yankees deliver a little more often. A lot more often. Let's be honest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really.

[Charlie]

West Coast NFL ball is not going to be right with me until the Chargers move back to San Diego. I can't stand it. I can't stand it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't mean. Is that even on the board? No.

[Charlie]

You know, they're. They're sharing Los Angeles with the Rams. It ain't right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

The world's out of flux.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all kind of one. I mean if You've been out there. It's not one, but it is. One of it starts in. In Oxnard and it runs all the way to San Diego. It never ends. I mean, the. The population, the metro area, it's just. I don't know. Does it really matter? I hate it. Look at New York. It's all together. You got Foxborough, you got the patch. You've got the giants. You got the jets. You got this, you got that. It's all New York. You know, Everybody flies into LaGuardia or JFK to go to those games. New England, it's. It's just. It is what it is. The Eagles suck. And that's great. We love that. I can't say that when we get on the air up there, but right now we can. Screw you, Eagles. This one's for you, Giants.

[Charlie]

Even worse. Until last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enough football talk. Okay. Fancy cars. We haven't had any call fancy cars come in. This is fancy car season. People sell fancy cars. 100 granders. I don't know. Just happens. People want to make room for the next fancy car that they're buying. Luxury cars do a lot of business in the holidays. The luxury car dealers, the holiday people give expensive cars to other rich people as presents.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, gotcha. I saw the video that pre K put up right before the. Right before the auction each week he kind of does a walkthrough. And you had Vipers and Bentleys and I mean all these Lamborghini. Crazy high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy was spotted driving a white Lamborghini across Dallas, Texas the other day. That was the first time that they've seen a black man in a white Lamborghini since John Wiley Price.

[J.D. Ryan]

First time they didn't pull them over. Over. First time the Dallas police let him go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I trust Uncle Roy with the big cars. He knows how to drive. He doesn't screw stuff up. You can't just trust anybody. A lot of times we just tow them. Unless Roy will drive them. Jan, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. Where are you located? Vernon, Texas. I know where that is.

[Caller]

I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you up there when I was living up there? How long have you been there?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Wolf Ford Dodge.

[Caller]

Now it's vergin born here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. What Color is your 18? Honda Odyssey.

[Caller]

The pearl diamond coat.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the best color. They make 18, 000 miles on a 18. And that's because Jan lives in Vernon and she has to drive 150 miles to go anywhere there. That's part of living up there. If you're going to town. It's an hour run to Wichita Falls. That's the big city. 30000 miles on 18. I mean 18000 miles on an elite pearl white. But it is is it's touring elite. It does. I think it's a 35000 rig. Okay, so go to give the vin.com and load it up and we will buy it.

[Caller]

Thank you sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. With clean Carfax. I forgot to ask her. 800-800-723. It's a lot of money for a minivan, I'm telling you. Best minivan on the those in the Sienna vans. They're good. Really good. Exactly.

[Charlie]

That's the Cadillac of minivans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember one more time the give me the VIN vans on Plano Parkway today next to CarMax Plano at the Park Place auto auction. We're parked there in the parking lot giving away T shirts, stickers and of course hundred dollar bills for CarMax offers. They've. They've sent me some pictures right now and if you can go to johnclaywolf.com and get the exact location if you'd like to run over there and collect your hundred dollars if you present Today's a current CarMax offer and another hundred dollars if we don't beat it. The first five people the, the three hundreds for the first five. I don't know if they've already done it or not. I know last week it was a slow start. They all showed up around lunch. So we're going to be there until 4 o'. Clock. Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Takes that long to get an appraisal from CarMax.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. It takes forever. And give me the vin.com takes about 45 seconds in that van will be in Baton Rouge, Louisiana next Saturday. And then after that we're going to. We're going to like do on like Leonard's going to go on tour. Austin, San Antonio, out to Las Vegas.

[Charlie]

All like Leonard Skyny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Well except we're not going to crash the woods Rob Ball driving in mind.

[Michael Turley]

We don't want to compare to Leonard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Skinner there and we're going to lose.

[J.D. Ryan]

A couple stations here at the top of the hour. So if you're going to want to be part of the stream go to John Clay wolf.com right there at the top. It'll stream the radio station the rest next hour. It streams all four hours. But if you're. You're losing you right now that's it.

[Michael Turley]

The fourth hour is a little more edgier.

[J.D. Ryan]

A little edgier. We talk about things we can't really say. I'm big. What we call big hair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But we do have Las Vegas now. Number four now that's bigger. We'll be back with that hour number four in just a minute. Everybody else have a happy Thanksgiving. Houston, remember, 97.5 carries our number three, number four as well.

[J.D. Ryan]

Recent study found that increasing numbers of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Older adults are using marijuana.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by Gimme the vid dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

At least old people are now going to smell weird for a cool reason.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a good song. This is my favorite song. He did.

[Charlie]

What you singing about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Weed.

[Charlie]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet leaf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sweet leaf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Listen, that guitar like iced tea. It's simple, but it's good. This is like Beavis and Butthead rock music. Gotta love it. Bart. Good morning. Bart, you there? Bart? With the 16F150 Platinum. I finally took your call. Thank you. Yes, sir. What station you listen to us on? Sir, what station are you listening to us on?

[Caller]

I was on 92. 5, but I just lost you at 11.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got you. Gotcha. Gotcha. Platinum. You can if you go to john claywolf.com you can pick up the stream after we get done if you want to. If you're still driving. Platinum. And you could Bluetooth it into your stereo system since you have the new Ford. Sure. It's got a Bluetooth on it. 34,000 miles. Platinum. Super, super crew. What color?

[Caller]

Black. Well, it's the Pearl with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an EcoBoost or an eight cylinder? What'd you say you cut out?

[Charlie]

It's the 5.0.

[Caller]

It's not the Eco.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller]

Yes. Full sunroof, front to back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 37,000. I hear you. You got to think about it. JD. JD. JD's been helping out when guys are.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

When guys are off and give me the VIN buying room. How many times do people tell you to kiss their butt that you're too low? And they come back when they go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shop around in 70% of the time they come back because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So a lot of times we're the. We're the first appraisal and they're like, no, no, no. And then they go around a couple of the dealers and they're like, okay, they were right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think the 30% that don't come back are just Embarrassed because they were just such jerks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the white, I like the big roof. I like it all. How close are we at 37.

[Caller]

The dealership offered me 43, 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, but see, that same dealership could buy it from me. And I've, I sold two of them last week for 35. I mean 37. I sold one for 37,500, one for 38. And I sell them to the dealers and so, and they all use these tools where they compare market prices. So if they showed you that much money, then they're flopping the difference into the next one and covering it up with rebates because that's not the real money and they know that. They're not stupid.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So anyway, and if you trade in and you need to jump a payment, you know, big payoff, then that's how you do it. And everybody, and you walk away feeling better about it, Your payment goes up about $70 a month because you're making payments on that negative equity. But it all is more digestible than just taking all lump ones. One lump sum, 800-807-7234.

[Michael Turley]

And then you have to turn around and cut a twenty two thousand dollar negative equity check. Had a customer do that this week. 22 grand. Unbelievable. It's the most I've ever seen straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we, did we make sure it cleared before we made the payoff?

[Michael Turley]

It was a cashier's check.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good because we got hung up with a $27,000 negative equity check on a Land Rover and it bounced. And we made the guys payoff. We're like, whoa, this is bad because the check was written on the same credit union that the payoff was with. And we're telling them, I'm not going to say anybody's names. I'm like, hey, Mr. Credit Union, you sent us this payoff letter. You've got our title. We want our effing title now. And, well, his check balance, like, well, that's a you problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm so sorry to hear you have a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and we had to, we, we had to bring out the gimp and we got it straightened out. Oh, but that was 20. So whenever you see those monster negative equities, you got to be a little careful. Yeah. How did the poor guy get into that situation?

[Michael Turley]

You know, Charlie, I don't know the full story now. It was a newer truck, so he obviously, what I was gathering, he bought something, rolled it in. Same story, different verse.

[John Clay Wolf]

And dealer showed me 42 grand.

[Michael Turley]

I didn't know that he was getting out. He's doing his debt. Re.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, there's this Dave Ramsey world.

[Michael Turley]

Exactly. I want to say his name, but that's fine. Yeah, he was doing that and clearing his debt. So he wrote a $22,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for him. Good for him. Yeah. I don't drive fancy cars because I don't want to take the hit either.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Wealthy people don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

They have crazy money. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just different mentality matters how you want to spend it. I lease, you know, my wife drives a fancy car or it's expensive. It's an Escalade and I leased it because. I'll give you guys a quick info here. Here's how this lease game works. They set up the residuals that you. So the future value of the car that like GM Financial says it's going to be worth 50 grand in three years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Three years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, really, it's going to be worth 40 grand.

[Charlie]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they set it up at 50 grand so your payments are smaller. Because when they come at you two months out and say, hey, your lease is almost up. You want to swap out. Yeah, 90% of them do. 95% of them do. And when they do the swap, they do it on the 50 grand number. So that gets rolled in. If you. The way to beat a lease is to give them that last payment, hand the keys over, then start over. Because when you, when you, when you opt out of that lease quick, then you made that high number that they guaranteed real. Does that make sense?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, yes, totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

You may. You made it happen. And they know that they have actuary tables and they know 90% of people are going to make this real. So we could put whatever residual on it we want kind of and bail ourselves out. Because the customers were the one that bails it out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Into the easy part they go, well, two months out. Yeah, let's do a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take it all the way to term and it'll. I sound like Rodney.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody, Anybody have a gun? I'd like to blow my head off right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

People like to know this stuff though. That's how people get in trouble. Yeah. One of the guys I've had, bless your heart. I had one guy, he was a Cajun and he that real strong accent. He told me to kiss his ass. Three days later, Noggin d. How you doing? Mama says yeah, really. He was my best friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to do an in n out with your dealer or dealerships, need A bid on your trade, ins or your inventory, go to I Hate CarMax.com. it'll take you to the dealer side of our GiveTheVin.com. and I did that just to be a smart ass. That's just kind of what I do, Randy. The chipmunks in the house. Speaking of mutated smart asses. Hey, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, that's pretty funny. Have you ever seen mutation in the animal world?

[J.D. Ryan]

Mutations in the animal? Well, sure.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

A few. They're kind of scary.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's crazy cool, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crazy cool. Yeah, how's that?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I knew this girl one time. It was in a fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was in the fire.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

His tail plum burned off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's terrible.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, he was like the least popular squirrel in his class. You know, you wouldn't believe. You have a profile goes into that. Bushy tail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I guess.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big part of their life.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, but he's smart. Whip smart. But, hey, he's got a garage full of nuts. Guarantee you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, hey. Happy turkey day.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Turkey gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, I'm glad.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get. Thank you, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ever been around a turkey?

[J.D. Ryan]

A live turkey? Yes, I have, actually.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We went out to make m for Thanksgiving. She lives out in the woods.

[J.D. Ryan]

Out here in the woods? Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Halfway to Wicksahatchee.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Waxahachie. What walks the hatchie?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Is that how you say it?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's how you say it.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'll be damned. Yeah, I can't read. I just listen to people try to pronounce the word frenetically.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got it. Frenetically.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Anyway, they got wild turkeys out there running around, you know, and listen, this time of year, the wild turkeys on Thanksgiving, what happened? They're still pretty nervous. They're like at the. They're like a DEFCON 4, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You see your friends disappearing, you know.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

But they're still cocky.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, really?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Wild turkey. Cocky bird.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't get humble.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They got their boobs hanging off of their be.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think they're cocky.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. Which me? Kiss my ass. I'm a turkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're pretty stupid.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, but you know, wild turkeys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I don't know if you're aware of this or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm probably not.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

However cool they seem, you know, however much you want to look up to them and we do, they will eat your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turkeys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They'll eat your nuts, too. Which is. I mean, you go out in the country, you know, you try and pick up chestnuts, pecans, you know, do a little collecting while you're visiting family at the same time. We all hunt together. We've hunted together for generations. You know, nobody's ever had a hunting accident.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, because we teach nut safety to our children. Yeah, but turkeys? Jesus. Dangerous. You collect all your nuts out, get ready to go, what do you say?

[J.D. Ryan]

No clue what that was.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't leave them outside because turkeys will eat your nuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Turkeys will eat your nuts.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Okay, well, we're here to collect nuts. We're not here to give nuts away to the damn turkeys, you know?

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I got one word for a turkey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here it is.

[Charlie]

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

Pow.

[Charlie]

Pow.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It will eat your ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful now. Easy, easy. Kenny. Good morning. You're on the air, Kenny.

[Charlie]

He's listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Caller]

What'S happening?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry, I'm. I'm interrupting you. Since you're on delay of the Randy the Chipmunk bit, you're gonna have to go back and listen to it on the podcast.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

13F150Fx, Ford leather roof nav, four wheel drive. How many miles?

[Caller]

68,000. Brand new tires and a brand new windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof? Yes. Navigation? Yes. Leather? Yes. EcoBoost 5.0 or 62 engine.

[Caller]

It's an EcoBoost. And it came with a factory 3 inch lift with 20 inch rims. 20 inch tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

$23,500. $23,500. Going once, going twice. You're close. Going twice.

[Caller]

How about 25?

[John Clay Wolf]

Going twice. Ouch, we missed that one. Next car. 24.

[Caller]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

24.

[Caller]

25 is yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't make no money at 25. Oh, yeah, you can. How?

[Caller]

This truck is immaculate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's all about market in like in numbers. And I mean, it just. I can't oversell them just because your car's pretty. I'm already into the. I mean, 23 grand's average MMR and I'm at 24 grand. I'm a thousand over. I still gotta. I still gotta move it, slick it and sell it. I make. I don't. 24.

[Caller]

Close.

[John Clay Wolf]

So close. Babo, can you settle this?

[Charlie]

Can I settle it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I'm at 24, he's at 25.

[Charlie]

I say you go 24 2. No, 24 3. 24 4. But you want us. Why don't you guys just split the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, that would be the Thanksgiving way to do it.

[Charlie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're a thousand apart. Kenny, do you want to split?

[Caller]

How much time I got?

[J.D. Ryan]

Three seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got till next Saturday because we're going to be in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, at our new office on Airline Drive at the Albertsons. I forgot the intersection, but I'll post it up and you can be our first guy and come by. We'll see you next Saturday. Let's go. 21. 20,000. 2. Do we have any audio? Cody's auctioneering.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like his sound better than. Well, I mean, I love doak. I'm not trying to knock on anybody, but I just got so used to Cody and Heath. They sound good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Our auctioneers, they're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. I just. They're really part of the crew. They've really been fun to work with. That viper deal last week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chat, my ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we had a viper bring too much money in the auction. It oversold. It made a fortune.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that's terrible.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the guy on simulcast put in the wrong bid amount and he was raising all kinds of hell. And everybody was like, you know. And I was offering some adjustments because I knew it oversold. I mean, there was no. When we sold that car that high.

[J.D. Ryan]

I looked around, he was saying something malfunctioned.

[Charlie]

Yes, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But there was a guy against him bidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he ran that guy off. Right. So the backup bidder went away. Went away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was. A hundred. No, it's a thousand. We were taking them in thousand licks. And then at 500 licks. So it's 500 away to selling it to the other guy that was standing there. But the malfunction ran him off. And when we tried to reel him back in, he's nowhere to be found. I mean, I'm talking a huge amount of money. Just like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's like, more than the truck that we were just bidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's no recourse.

[John Clay Wolf]

Almost double.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's no recourse there.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took the high road and left the guy out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ah, you didn't have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it was going to cause problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because what was going to happen is the auction house was going to wind up eating it and they were going to have a burr under their saddle on me. And for the next two years, at every intersection that there's a questionable who pays for this or that? It was to be me they were going to start. It was going to screw up my relationship with them, and I wasn't willing to do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah, we'll be back.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just want to go home. I didn't Send him home. I sent him to Oklahoma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. We're back.

[Radio Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show. 1800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Charlie]

How'd you get that, man?

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, it's a very long story, but the video is a John Claywolf dot com, okay?

[Michael Turley]

It's a new diet he's on.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's my new diet. It's a meerkat clap diet. Somewhere. Someplace there's gonna be somebody, Jenny Craig or someone that's gonna offer to let me endorse their product.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the meerkat clap?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude. This is how we should. Talking about this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were talking about Dukes of Hazard, Charger, generally, years ago. John, John, Speaking of an auction problem that we had a problem in the previous segment. We were talking about the Viper problem. The auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

His personal. 1969 General Lee went on ebay and they did a big auction. It was like a big deal. We had him on the radio. He was all excited. They thought they were going to make. He was trying to fund a movie, and they thought they'd make two or three hundred thousand dollars.

[Charlie]

Bo Duke's personal.

[J.D. Ryan]

His personal Lee. And the bidding went nuts. The bidding went.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did he sell it? Do you remember?

[Charlie]

EBay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, eBay. And it went to 2 million. It went to 3 million. Then they went, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. They stopped it. And then they removed all the fake bids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it was back down to 600,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it started over. They made everybody register again. The car went to 3 million, 4, 5. Sold for almost $10 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Did he collect?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, he collected that. Yes, he really did. It was unbelievable. I think it's one of the most expensive cars ever. I'm telling you. Look it up. Generally for General League, just because it was his car. But, but, but we had him on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Money that he made during the entire series.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely insane. And the.

[Charlie]

He was.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was trying to get money for a film he was doing. Shut up. And basically. But the funny part was we had him on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[DJ Pre K]

When.

[J.D. Ryan]

When the. When they first pulled all the fake bids and there was like 300,000 bucks. He's like, well, you know, that's still a lot of money. It was just that moment of to go from 3 or 4 million back to 200,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

But then it climbed up and sold for almost 10 million. The exact number was 900.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

9? Let's see. Yeah. 9 million, 900. 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're as bad at math as my.

[J.D. Ryan]

Third grade 9 million. I had to find. Find it. 9 million 900.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 900,000 or 9 million?

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to look at the number?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't have time.

[J.D. Ryan]

9,900,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's all B.S. i don't think he ever got paid.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's the.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's the headlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, can you write down. What's his name?

[J.D. Ryan]

John Schneider.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, the old country singer. Let's talk to him on the air about this.

[J.D. Ryan]

He will. He's a great.

[Michael Turley]

You got him in your phone probably, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a great interview. I. I did for the longest time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all your old celebrity content. Heck, Ste, did you lose them?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're still on my phone. I don't call them.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, his phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great to do roulette with. Let's do roulette with him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just don't half are dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look it up. See, they are half of.

[J.D. Ryan]

He may be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is John Schneider's cell phone in your cell phone? If it is, we need to call him on speaker right now and see if he answers. Let's see here.

[Charlie]

Let me look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the name of that song? He had one song. You don't have to say you. You love me. I've been around too much to know.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not in there anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Old enough. Old enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

No Johnson.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way. JD Couldn't deliver.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a shot. What do you mean? What are you talking about?

[Charlie]

I'll check with his publisher.

[John Clay Wolf]

700 for the commercial now.

[Charlie]

Very good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

You know who is doing publicity. And I didn't even approach you about it because I knew you'd say no. Kevin Sorbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell is that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hercules.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Hercules.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Hercules?

[Michael Turley]

TV show.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know immediately. If you saw his late 80s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stan Lee passed away. We can get him on the air.

[Michael Turley]

I wonder what he's in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I had the professor Russell Johnson for years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he dead?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else is? So the only people that you can.

[J.D. Ryan]

Produce are dead people, Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are dead people. Give anybody good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob Denver and him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Denver. What about Marianne? No. What about.

[Charlie]

She's the only surviving cast member.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's sweet as she can be and she looks. She'll come on the air with us. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you got a number?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk to somebody.

[Michael Turley]

I want to talk to somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to talk to somebody famous right now. Okay, well, if you're famous, call us. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

If you're famous, call in.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going on in football, college football. This is the last real weekend of it, is it not?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, well, before the playoffs start. So right now Ohio State's playing Nick Saban, line three. Michigan is losing seven to three in the first quarter. It's the. It's probably the biggest game of the weekend because it's playoff implications. If Michigan loses, Ohio State then has a chance to get into that fourth spot playoff. And also Oklahoma has a chance because they beat Texas and their Big 12 championship. They would have one loss. So it's. Then it would be up to the conference schedules. Tough who had.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you suggesting say Oklahoma beats Texas, which I think they will. That they have a playoff berth. Yep.

[Michael Turley]

If Michigan loses and they're losing right now seven to three against Ohio State. Oh, but then Ohio State has a chance to. Also because they beat Michigan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So it'll make it interesting to straighten this all out in the CFP playoff committee at the end.

[Michael Turley]

Well, her and the committee.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, her and the Browns. Did you see that?

[Michael Turley]

That's ridiculous. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think it was fake though.

[Michael Turley]

Because it was on. Not fake national news. It's not fake. It's them trying to skirt the Rooney rule, which is where you have to hire interview an African American in that position. So they're like, oh, you know what we'll do?

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll just. What the hell does Andy Rooney have to do with black people?

[Michael Turley]

Because he's the one and made the rule up. He actually went to the NFL and said, hey, we need to do this.

[Charlie]

We ever notice how black people play the best football?

[Michael Turley]

Not that Rooney.

[J.D. Ryan]

Different Rooney.

[Charlie]

Doesn't matter what level. Flag football, touch tackle, college, NFL. Even in the NFL. Europe. And I've come to a conclusion.

[Michael Turley]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful, Jimmy the Greek. Be careful. Be careful, Jimmy the Greek. That's Rooney.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, that's what he has to do.

[Charlie]

Jimmy the Greek.

[John Clay Wolf]

That didn't go that you were heading right down the path of just Jimmy the Great, I hear. Yeah. Do you not remember Jimmy the Great? He had opinions about. About different players that are better for different reasons. And that's the last time you heard of Jimmy the Greek.

[Charlie]

You ever notice how all gamblers are racist?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Are they?

[Charlie]

Jimmy the Greek was. He also stole my stapler.

[J.D. Ryan]

Changing the subject, I have a question for you. I read this headline. Would you do this if you're on an airplane? 70, 17 years after 9 11. A D.C. man was arrested in the Atlanta airport this week after during a flight from D.C. to Atlanta, he Stands up and he asks all the Jews on the aircraft to identify themselves. And he starts raving and ranting. And my question to you is not if this guy's crazy or not. No, but the question is if you're. You're on this plane and a guy starts standing up going, I want all the Jews to identify themselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if I'm a Jewish man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even if you're just a passenger, obviously this guy's deranged for some way. You don't know how it is yet. Would you. If you had the options, would you pop. Would you smack him in the head if you had the chance, Would you knock him out?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd love to knock him out if I could get away with it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's my point. If you can get. If he. If he was close enough to you and the guy's being eradicated.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD I rushed the quarterback.

[J.D. Ryan]

My point is, okay, on the airplane, would you do it? Would you now? Now, I'd love to, given this day and age. You knock him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think anybody should and would. If a guy's being that irrational on a commercial airliner, you don't know what he's capable of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the air marshals are supposed to.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's not an air marshal on every plane. They hate to break the news to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. The thing is, you take this.

[Charlie]

You take this goofy bastard out, and, yeah, you're both going to spend time in the room when you get to the airport.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you. But you're just a passenger who's trying to control a situation.

[Charlie]

I know, but you want to be locked in a room with Hannibal for an hour and a half.

[Michael Turley]

I think what most people do is break out their phone and start recording it. It's the first reaction they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was the story about those Southwest Airlines passengers. The guy freaks out, kicks the cockpit door. The passengers attack him, get on him and sit on him till the plane lands. He dies and he suffocated. He suffocated and he. His family wants to sue the airline, but that was thrown out.

[Charlie]

Southwest has bigger passengers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's your punchline, ladies and gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

There could be some trick to that.

[J.D. Ryan]

But I just wondered if people this day and age, 17 years later, would stand up. I know back in 2002, everybody jump up and kill them, but this day and age. Would you stand up and would you do anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

I would tackle them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I would.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you know, you're making me think so. After all those reps. And I'm not that I was any great Athlete I was. Okay. But you know, especially when you get to college ball. I played defense event. And it's just so much contact and so much aggression and so much eat. It's like feeding gunpowder to pit bulls. It's still in me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. So I'm sure it's in all the rest of the linebacker, everybody. That's, that's an aggressive defense. Especially the offensive linemen are, you know, they're, they're trying to keep the crackheads off of them, which is us. Attack, attack. But yeah, it's still in you. It's just beat into your head. The, the aggression and the want to fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I think you get a pass in this deal, I think if somebody stands up on that one shot to get away with it and, and you're. Yes, they're going to question you when the plane lands, but I think you walk.

[Charlie]

It's a very good personality question because it depends on who you are. Like, if I'm on that flight, I'm drunk. That's true. No.

[J.D. Ryan]

So are you more aggressive or less?

[Charlie]

I'm probably gonna. Much, much more. I'm probably going to stand up and start cussing the guy out, get all lofty, offended and, you know, that's how you get shot.

[Michael Turley]

Gets tackled.

[Charlie]

Yeah, right. They've never taken me down.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tr I just wondered if you people would do it this day and age.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet that's why ex football players drink so much beer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just to chill out, to chill out a little bit. To get rid of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's helped me a lot in business because that, that fire is coming off the line and it's attacking. It's just still in your psyche. But yeah, I mean, I'm sure there's people that, that, that I bet all the prison, all the, all the football players are wind up going to the joint.

[J.D. Ryan]

No question why that aggression is still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's brainwashed into you. It's like training dogs to fight.

[Charlie]

But why Jewish people? Why, why this guy?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what's wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just wants to be a racist. People just want to be racist just.

[J.D. Ryan]

Because, I don't know, this guy was crazy. I mean, whoever would do that, obviously there's a problem and I don't know how far it's going to go, so I'm going to hit him in the head.

[Charlie]

And maybe I've been sheltered, but you didn't hear that anywhere for 40 years. For my entire life. That was the thing of the past, you know, hearing entertainers that grew up in New York City with. With anti Semitic, you know, did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ever watch the streets of New York or the Kings of New York and all the Irish. I mean, my. My Italian king of New York, Christopher Walken.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot. But. But the fights that they used to. My Italian stepfather in the Irish. I mean, they hated each other because they were fighting over jobs. I mean, so his great grandfather is screaming about Irish. His grandfather screaming to him about Irish people. He hates Irish people. Irish people hate Italian people. The Italian mobsters say that it's really the. Not Samoans. Oh, God. What's Kim Kardashian?

[Charlie]

Oh, oh. I used to know before you asked me, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lebanese Albanians, something like that, that they had them do all the bad work. All this racial stuff. There's so much racial stuff between white people. Whatever a white person is. I mean, what are you, Bob? I mean, I know you're white. Yeah. But, like, what's your. What's your genealogy?

[Charlie]

They say we're Scott Irish, from Dutch. But I've always.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why I hate you so bad.

[Charlie]

I've always felt kind of partially Mediterranean. Ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just want to be Mediterranean. Nowhere near Mediterranean. Mediterranean. Oh, my God. You don't think it's Iranian? You don't think I'm a little Italian?

[Charlie]

Bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm Mediterranean.

[Charlie]

Just a little Italian. You don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. You could have some Italian idiot.

[Charlie]

I'll tell you what I am, is I'm a child of this world, and I'm trying to get along with everybody, and I'm not really having any problem at all at it. I don't know what people's problems unless.

[J.D. Ryan]

They'Re on Facebook, but.

[Charlie]

No, no, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

But these are.

[Charlie]

These are political discussions I'm talking about. I don't go out there and see somebody and. And immediately make an assessment of their character or lifestyle. You know, that's just. We can all get along. Watch me. I will show you how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you're Greek? Dj pr. What are you. I know you're black. In a white man's body.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Wait, I'm not black.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

I think I'm German.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then you're a black German, white kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There you go. Okay. J.D. what are you.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have German heritage in my family.

[John Clay Wolf]

My real name, same as myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a lot of Germans. Yeah, a lot of Germans in this part.

[John Clay Wolf]

My kids are half Danish. I mean, like, first generation. I mean, their mother was born. My oldest son is on a. He's a Danish citizen because he was born over there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And you want to talk about hate, dude, go over to Denmark and get to talking about the Germans. I thought this was perfect utopia. They so hard about Germans when they came through in the war. Those son of a Nazis march through this deal and oh yeah, oh, they get drunk and start cussing Germans and they're, they're next door neighbors. It's like Texans talking about Oklahomans. It never ends. Don't feel isolated.

[J.D. Ryan]

Germans weren't real friendly there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in a minute.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

Like the Queen movie. There's a Queen documentary called Mercury Rising that is on Amazon Video. That's really good. It's a true story. It takes about an hour, but it's the true story.

[Charlie]

Oh, and you know what today is? The anniversary of Freddie Mercury's death.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, they die from aids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. And the thing you find out in the documentary, he literally told his friend, he literally told the band members the day before he died officially that he had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we had a guy call in, we said, we want to talk to somebody famous because we were talking about the dude from Dukes of Hazzard, John Schneider. DJ Pre K. Are you. He's not answering. Oh, the bot. Tell me.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, might be a bad number.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, who called you 11?

[DJ Pre K]

Well, we had a call from his former bodyguard that, you know, said he.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had been spurned a little bit.

[DJ Pre K]

He wanted to know what was up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He'd been spurned by John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So John Schneider didn't call in, but his former bodyguard called in and he gave you his cell phone number?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you just tried to call it?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I'm trying to call it. This. It's not going through some more though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ringing. What area code is it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's an 818 number.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's LA in it? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me look at it.

[Michael Turley]

What did, what did the guy tell you?

[DJ Pre K]

He said that, you know, we were looking for somebody famous talk to. He said, well, I got John Schneider's number. And I was like, who?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's la.

[Michael Turley]

But what did he say? Did you get him on? He was asking. He wanted you ask him a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, at first he was like, yeah, don't. Don't say anything about me, you know? But then he called back and he was like, man, have y' all talked to John yet? I was like, nah, man. I. I was waiting till the break. But he was like, man, if. If you talk to him, ask him what happened to his bodyguard, man. So then I was like, okay, there's. There's something going on here. You're trying to get something out of this, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, remember dealers that want to do in and outs with us and they. And you want to sell us your trade, ins, Etc. Etc. Get numbers on them. Go toi hate carmax.com. that's our new URL for the dealers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Black Friday was yesterday. What. What are the tallies?

[J.D. Ryan]

Are they big as far as how.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much money people made or just like, where the.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was watching on. Online, I don't see. There was a couple of videos, but they looked older, that there were fights and stuff. And you want to know how much money I just spend?

[John Clay Wolf]

They. They do these estimates of. Of spend, and it's kind of a economic boom, you know, just a gauge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ever since Amazon, I still don't understand why people go out and do this. You can get these same deals without killing yourselves or someone else.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K? Did you go out on Black Friday? Did we do a DJ Pre K? What'd you get?

[DJ Pre K]

Hell, yeah, I went out on Black Friday, man. You want to guess something I bought?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Actually, you know, I went to Target, man. You know, my. My taste is a little bit more bougie nowadays, but paid too much. Still trying to be frugal, so I didn't spend too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did you spend?

[DJ Pre K]

Let's say. Let's. Let's go with about $3.29.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. I was gonna guess clothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So do you eat it?

[DJ Pre K]

You can consume it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can consume it.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[Michael Turley]

Is it sweet?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah. Nice and sweet.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it in.

[Charlie]

I'm sorry, Is it a baking ingredient?

[DJ Pre K]

A baking ingredient? I don't know if I'd call it that.

[Charlie]

So it ain't sugar.

[DJ Pre K]

I. I can't call it a bacon.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it intended to be eaten by the manufacturer?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah. You gonna want. You gonna want to consume this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Charlie]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweetie.

[Charlie]

$3.29.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you get high off of it, Target man?

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe, Maybe if you have enough. But that's not what it's for.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not a whip. It it's not Dairy Whip.

[Charlie]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be a good guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if you bought you a bottle of CO2 you're going to take to the head.

[DJ Pre K]

That's one fun birthday right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can consume it. $3.

[J.D. Ryan]

That could be any form of candy in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you wear it?

[DJ Pre K]

Nah, you can't wear it. I. I'll give you a little hint though, man. You know, this, this is a treat for when. When the players get cold. You know, when. When the hose is done working, you. You done for the night.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's.

[DJ Pre K]

It's getting into lower temperatures. You're going to want some of this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Is it a Viagra pill?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet.

[Michael Turley]

And it's when the hoses are what?

[John Clay Wolf]

The hoses.

[DJ Pre K]

When the hose is done working the hose. Oh, is it alcohol bringing it in? What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it alcoholic?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it. Is it Listerine? Is it mouthwash?

[Charlie]

John can't stand this. He wants to play the whole game.

[DJ Pre K]

We like to keep our. Our employees, you know, on. On the straight and narrow path, so. So it ain't nothing like that.

[Michael Turley]

When the co. When the hoses are done.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. I mean, I. I'll quit guessing if.

[Charlie]

You guys will chip in this one bacon ingredient. Cold weather.

[J.D. Ryan]

What kind of candy would.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's say warm. Let's say it might be a treat for my Latin ladies, too.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, is it something like a taki?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a drink?

[DJ Pre K]

You're getting closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it that Mexican drink? What's that called? It's not sake. That's Chinese. Is it that. That tapatiko?

[DJ Pre K]

No, that's a tamarindo or something.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Like I said, man, it's for when. When it gets cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man.

[Michael Turley]

This is a hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it hot chocolate? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess call it is Abuelita. How the hell were we supposed to guess? We need to quit putting so much. What is activator in your throat.

[Charlie]

You never bought the Abuelita?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

What is it?

[Charlie]

Oh, dude, it's. It's like Mexican hot chocolate. It's the best hot chocolate in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Abuelita, Isn't it like Spanish for damn good hot chocolate?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna call some fouls here. I think you can consume it kind of. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Absolutely. You're supposed to. To consume it. It's powdered hot chocolate. You're supposed to drink it. Well, you got to put it in.

[DJ Pre K]

Something before you consume it.

[Charlie]

Well, no, but you asked. You asked if you eat it and he said, yeah, they don't call.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't call them. Prek for no or something.

[Michael Turley]

That was a.

[Charlie]

That's a good one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Too hard. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Charlie]

I'mma go buy me some.

[Caller]

Yes, I was one. My mom has a 72 Impala convertible. Got 400 small block in runs. It's got some scratches on 500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next caller.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right to the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. Pre K, 800, 800, seven two, three, four. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning. How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

Hey, you looking for John Snyder?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Is this John?

[Caller]

No, they say John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But if you look for his studio number, he has his own studio out here in Holden. Right off in a Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Schneider's from Louisiana?

[Caller]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Well, of course I didn't know that.

[Charlie]

You can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you ever seen him drive? So get. Did you give Pre K his number?

[Caller]

No, he transferred me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold. We'll do that.

[Michael Turley]

So this is. This whole thing has become Looking for John Snyder.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is very stony, very. What's next? Looking for Eddie Raven. Yeah, just. He's from Louisiana.

[Michael Turley]

We'll do that next week. Right off the bat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're looking for Eddie Raven.

[Michael Turley]

Anybody know him? Just, you know, just give us a number.

[Charlie]

Hello, is this John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

John, this is Babo from the Johnson.

[John Clay Wolf]

His studio number. Like, what's he doing in a studio?

[Michael Turley]

He ain't sitting there mixing music or.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything, Making a video, watching Dukes of Hazard reruns. John Schneider's from Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

News to me, I would think.

[Charlie]

Obviously, the sideburns, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's just some guy named John Snyder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, you're on the air.

[Charlie]

Hello.

[Caller]

Hey, James from Vernon, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, James.

[Caller]

2016 F350FX4 package. 30,888 miles. It's loaded. Got sunroof, brown, black and camel interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So it's got navigation, but it's a 350. So is it a dually?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Has a BW fifth wheel hitch in it for pulling my travel trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

45 grand.

[Caller]

45.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a Lariat.

[Caller]

Yeah, FX4.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it a Lariat with an FX4 package or is it an XLT with a FX4 package?

[Caller]

It's a Lariat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's got 30,000 miles and it's a nice one. I'll it give 45, 000 for it. Four wheel drive.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four wheel drive.

[Caller]

Four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have time for a quick clean Carfax quick audio click. This is a mom in London found that her husband, her son rather, had downloaded a Santa app. A new Santa app, you know, they have where you can call Santa Claus. And well, she was a little disturbed when she actually heard the audio of the call.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were heavy metal.

[Michael Turley]

That's not it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice work listening. She was a little surprised to hear a very un jolly message, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just scrolling through my son's tablet and come across this app. If anybody's got this on their phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

I seriously suggest you delete it because.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S not what we all think it is. Let me show you what I listen to. All seems innocent, right?

[Caller]

Hello there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you me hear, hear me in.

[Caller]

The five nights in here for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will look for you and I.

[Caller]

Will find you and I will kill you.

[J.D. Ryan]

And that's apparently a phone call off Santa.

[John Clay Wolf]

What sort of sick, twisted idiot would do that? That's crazy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So be careful with apps your children download to speak to Santa. I will find you. I'll kill you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta watch out with my little guys. 12 playing these online video games in that headset, you know that they're cussing at each other, shooting each other. How do you stop it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Either a monitor it, which you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, am I going to sit there with a headset on myself? I start cussing and shooting too? Of course.

[Charlie]

Of course.

[Michael Turley]

It's funny you said that. There's a game called Creed and it's virtual reality. And I'm fighting this guy and he's starting talking trash. So I'm cussing at him and my kid's like, hey, dad, he can hear you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop, stop, stop.

[Michael Turley]

I was like, I know he is. He's like, man, dad, he's just a computer. It's just a kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

A kid. Leave him alone. I was mad. Oh, I was mad.

[Michael Turley]

The guy was talking trash, right? You get caught up big time.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a kid.

[Charlie]

Yeah, we used to do that. I used to watch my son play Xbox. He play Call of Duty and there'd be an old guy and all these kids are just ranking him, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 seconds left. Remember Baton Rouge? We're going to open our store down there at Airline and Albertsons. I don't have the address handy, but we'll put it on Jungle wolf dot com. Going to have the van out there. We're going to do the 500 shuffle next Saturday morning out there and go tigers. It's been a good season. Little short. See you next Saturday. Podbean, your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world? Start your podcast journey with Podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform. Thousands of businesses and enterprises trust Podbean to launch their podcasts. Use Podbean to record your podcast. Use PodBean AI to optimize your podcast. Use PodBean AI to turn your blog into a podcast. Use Podbean to distribute your podcast everywhere. Launch your podcast on Podbean today.