#176 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.01.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #176

Original Air Date: December 1, 2018 → Aired: February 16, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show bursts with the show’s signature blend of comedy, raucous talk, and irreverent banter. John Clay Wolfe and the crew (JD Ryan, Michael Turley, Rob Ball, Mike Brosan), along with a rotating cast of quirky callers and characters, riff on cars, outrageous life stories, listener calls, and pop culture. Anchored by the grand opening of their new Baton Rouge GiveMeTheVIN.com office, the episode ricochets between wild strip club tales, car sales chaos, commentary on sports and rock & roll, and sharp, sometimes edgy humor.

Main themes:

• Opening of the new GiveMeTheVIN.com Baton Rouge office
• Car sales and caller negotiations (with a comedic twist)
• Sports commentary (NFL, college football, sports betting)
• Pop culture riffs (music, “Baby It’s Cold Outside” controversy)
• Outrageous stories: strip clubs, Renaissance faires, and more

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Key Discussion Points & Notable Segments

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[00:00] – [01:45] | The "Broccoli" Cold Open – Bush 41 Remembrance

• Show opens with clips referencing President George H.W. Bush's famous dislike of broccoli, riffing on how public opinion can fixate on trivial things.
  • John: "I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli."
• Discussion quickly pivots to the news of Bush 41’s death, with the crew balancing respect with their typical irreverence.
  • Michael Turley: “He may have been one of the last really class guys to hold that office.” (01:42)
  • Early banter sets the comedic tone, including jokes about chlamydia, meerkats, and koalas.

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[03:00] – [08:55] | Renaissance Faire, Strip Club DJ & Baton Rouge Office Mayhem

• Strip Club DJ calls in drunk from a Louisiana Renaissance Faire, giving a glimpse into the subculture:
  • Caller: "We're doing breakfast right now. Then we're getting dressed and heading out.” (04:17)
  • On real vs. poser ‘Rennies’: “The real Rennies... We woke up with a beer in our hand.” (03:41)
• John discusses struggles launching their new Baton Rouge office, with staff not showing up, cars needing a jump, and banner mishaps.
  • John: “When we opened Vegas, you sent a guy with a leg monitor. When we opened Baton Rouge, you sent a guy who pretty much doesn’t show up.” (06:51)
  • Team jokes the staff in Louisiana operate on a "blood alcohol level zone." (07:04)

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[08:59] – [13:39] | Offbeat Characters & “Chinese Pirate” Persona

• Callers introduce Renaissance Faire characters, including a “Chinese pirate chef,” launching into accents and borderline-offensive humor.
  • Strip Club DJ: “I just cook for the ship. I cook the egg, I cook the fish… I can’t tell y’all my name.” (09:23)
  • John: “If you get to where you can cook cat, well, we may send you to Vegas because our Vegas location is very close to Chinatown.” (12:08)
• Running jokes involve bizarre Renaissance characters, cat-eating gags, and the absurdity of food at buffets.
• Segment closes looping back to car business plugs and the GiveMeTheVIN.com challenge.

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[15:03] – [19:46] | Absurd News Stories & New Office Logistics

• Active Shooter "Hockey Puck" Plan: The team roasts a Detroit-area school handing out hockey pucks for defense.
  • John: “They’re gonna throw a Motown Records at him. That’s not funny, Bob.” (15:05)
• Baton Rouge office check-in: Disorganized chaos over prize money, banners, check printers, and opening routine.
  • John: “It sounds like you got it half ass under control.” (19:46)
  • JD: “Rob Ball’s gonna be that guy — Most Improved.” (20:20)
• Lively, behind-the-scenes look at opening a used car buying branch in the South.

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[21:18] – [31:43] | Car Deals, Betting Scams & Sports Talk

• Live Car Negotiation: John dissects a high-mileage truck deal with a listener, pushing for an on-air agreement.
  • John: “I’m not here to talk about cars. I’m here to buy cars. Are you serious about selling?” (22:35)
• Vegas Stories: Tales of opening Vegas office with “a guy with an ankle bracelet,” dealer staff placing bets for Texas homeboys, etc.
  • “You got a guy that’s a convicted stalker… you’re not gonna have a lot of customers saying, hey, he didn’t call me back.” (07:38)
• Sports talk: College football playoff debate, Saints vs. Cowboys analysis, friendly roasting.
  • John: “If UT wins, they don’t go to the playoffs. If Oklahoma wins, are they locked?” (29:54)

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[34:56] – [39:50] | Football Fans Call In — Saints & Cowboys Drama

• Callers weigh in on the Saints’ loss to the Cowboys, local Louisiana perspective.
  • Justin: “It sucked... Cowboys earned it.” (35:10)
  • Lively debates reflect local sports passions and provide a break from car talk.

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[41:05] – [45:56] | Pop Culture: "Baby It's Cold Outside" Ban & Rock Christmas Parodies

• “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” pulled from radio for “rapey” lyrics; crew parodies, cracks jokes.
  • Michael Turley: “That is great innuendo. That was done in 1944.” (42:44)
  • Homemade Ronnie James Dio/John Anderson Christmas duets lampoon the song.
  • Shift into planning the company Christmas party with typical shenanigans.

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[47:21] – [51:27] | Absurd News, Listener Calls, and Car Negotiator Grind

• Southwest Airlines apologizes to a woman after her daughter “Abcde” (pronounced “Ab-city”) was mocked; show riffs on bad baby names.
• John fields a flood of customer calls for car valuations, blending car business acumen with relentless sarcasm and wit.
• Callers try to sell vehicles with wildly optimistic prices, leading to recurring jokes about recreational marijuana and inflated car values.

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[53:13] – [62:19] | Car Wars, Texas Direct/Vroom Grievances & Volume Sales Reality

• John recounts the story of brokering the Texas Direct to Vroom deal — and getting stiffed:
  • John: “It was supposed to be 200 grand buyer fee, broker fee on one side, 200 on the other... They did not pay me.” (54:09)
  • Brandon: “I used to work at Texas Direct... I lost my honey hole because of you. I just thought I’d call and give you a hunt.” (60:27)
• Listeners argue over whether Creed sucks as a band, punctuated by playful mockery and a tie-breaking caller vote.

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[63:06] – [67:01] | World Hot Dog Toss Record – Enter the Comedy Boon

• Mocking a Guinness World Record for “longest hot dog throw and catch into a bun” (24 yards).
  • “Don’t tamper with the sausage. Right.” (64:02)
• Romero Romo, the fictional father of Tony Romo, calls in to riff on hot dog tossing and Taco Bell runs.

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[73:27] – [75:40] | High Mileage Car Calls, Marijuana, and Repo Humor

• More car callers with stratospheric expectations for beaten-down vehicles.
  • John: “We’ve had two guys that smoke recreational marijuana in. Their opinions of their vehicle values are drastically overstated.” (73:32)
• Extended joke: people smoking weed think their junkers are worth far more; John links stone-induced optimism with car value inflation.

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[76:18] – [80:33] | Viral Videos, Payless Pranks, and Used Car Humor

• Payless fake luxury store experiment—“Payless” shoes sell for $600+ to fashionistas.
• AC/DC’s “Hell’s Bells” performed with cathedral bells—rock music and pop culture chopped and stirred JCWS style.
• Nissan CEO scandal introduced, but crew satirizes the global car market with exaggerated Japanese accents and a guest “Paul Harvey.”

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[84:52] – [91:15] | Rush Limbaugh Parody, Bush 41’s Legacy, and Car Trade Comedy

• “Rush Limbo” character calls in, swerving from migrant caravans to Bush 41, to Noriega, to Saints’ Drew Brees as an international crisis.
• John jousts with callers on car values, using sharp negotiation skills touched with humor.
  • Tony: “Do you smoke recreational marijuana?” (86:43)
  • John: “He got me back. I have not in quite some time. But I have tried an edible…” (86:49)

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[91:44] – [131:14] | Listener Car Tales, Auction Drunkenness, and More Mayhem

• Callers in rapid succession, bringing high-mileage rides, hilarious auction stories, and in one extended comedy bit, Amanda reveals she bought a car at auction while drunk and instantly regretted it.
  • Amanda: “We got drunk at an auction and I insist on buying something. And I bought it. We just want out of it.” (123:52)
• Drunk stories: John and Kent’s legendary “makers mark” airplane adventure, John falls through a coffee table at a hunting ranch.
• Kareem Hunt NFL scandal analyzed as a “drunk Three Stooges on acid” video.
• Ongoing “Wall of Shame” idea—collect NFL stars' jerseys for off-field bad behavior.

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[138:05] – [140:51] | Pre K’s Cadillac Pimping Fund – The Missing Update

• Listeners previously raised $1500 for Pre K to make his old Cadillac a “ghetto sled.”
  • John: “Our listeners donated fifteen hundred dollars… and you’re too lazy to do anything.” (139:33)
• Final minutes filled with good-natured pressure on Pre K to finally get the car fixed up and post the results.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• John, on hiring for Baton Rouge: "When we opened Vegas, you sent a guy with a leg monitor. When we opened Baton Rouge, you sent a guy who pretty much doesn't show up…" (06:51)
• On Southern time zones: "In Louisiana, we have, like, a blood alcohol level zone." – Michael Turley (07:04)
• On high-mileage car owners: "We’ve had two guys that smoke recreational marijuana in. Their opinions of their vehicle values are drastically overstated." – John (73:32)
• On Texas Direct deal: "It was supposed to be 200 grand buyer fee, broker fee on one side, 200 on the other side. That’s 400,000… They did not pay me." – John (54:09)
• On Creed: “Do you think Creed sucks, or are they good?” … “I think Creed sucks.” – Brandon, Lake Jackson (60:12)
• On car business: “What’s classier than fighting over used cars and a tattooed horse?” – John (70:11)
• Rush Limbo on Bush 41: "I think he was probably the last class act to hold the office of president." (85:16)

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Timestamps & Segments Guide

| Time | Segment / Key Moment | |-------------------|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:00 – 01:45 | Bush/broccoli cold open; Bush 41 legacy | | 03:00 – 08:55 | Renaissance Faire, staff chaos at new office, "blood alcohol zones," hiring tales | | 08:59 – 13:39 | Strip Club DJ as "Chinese Pirate" at Ren Fest, cat-eating jokes, buffet humor | | 15:03 – 19:46 | Absurd news (active shooter pucks), Baton Rouge office scramble | | 21:18 – 31:43 | Caller deals, Vegas office tales, sports talk (football, betting) | | 34:56 – 39:50 | Local fans call in; Cowboys-Saints talk | | 41:05 – 45:56 | “Baby It’s Cold Outside” debate, rock Christmas parodies | | 47:21 – 51:27 | Southwest “Abcde” kid, hardline car calls, marijuana motif | | 53:13 – 62:19 | Texas Direct/Vroom car wars story, Creed band vote, volume reality | | 63:06 – 67:01 | World’s longest hot dog toss, fake Tony Romo’s dad | | 73:27 – 75:40 | High mileage callers, marijuana, repo humor | | 76:18 – 80:33 | Viral Payless, AC/DC Hell’s Bells, Nissan CEO scandal | | 84:52 – 91:15 | Rush Limbo, Bush legacy, in-depth car trading | | 91:44 – 131:14 | More caller car deals, auction drunkenness, NFL drama | | 138:05 – 140:51 | Pre K Cadillac fund saga | | 141:00 – End | Wrapping up, future plans, car business closing notes |

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Show Tone and Style

• Consistently irreverent, fast-paced, and comedic.
• Satire and parody blended with genuine car business insight.
• Jokes edgy but usually self-deprecating or within the team/character context.
• Willing to “go there” with off-color humor, but returns to real business and sports expertise.

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Final Word

This episode masterfully weaves together wild side stories, sports banter, local flavor, car dealership wrangling, and just the right amount of chaos. For fans of car culture, blue-collar comedy, or simply those seeking a Sunday-morning laugh with a side of irreverent wisdom, it’s classic John Clay Wolfe.

Call to action:
“If you want your car appraised in one minute, go to GiveMeTheVIN.com — ‘We’ll buy them all!’”
“If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll give you $100!”

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Listen to the full archive at johnclaywolf.com or on PodBean (search 'The John Clay Wolfe Show+').

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Summary curated in the spirit and humor of the show’s hosts and audience.

Transcript

[Caller/Listener]

Without really meaning to, I announced to.

[John Clay Wolf]

The world about this time that I.

[Caller/Listener]

Did not like broccoli. But I never liked broccoli. And now that I was President of the United States, I was never eating it again. It caused a huge stir and I still hear about it today. There are truckloads of broccoli at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very minute descending on Washington. The donation and delivery to the White House were prompted by a statement recently made by President Bush that he disliked the vegetable. My family is divided.

[Caller/Listener]

I do not like broccoli.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it. And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.

[Radio Announcer]

Now broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is this show? Comedy Music Live.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trying to pretend you're back in your college radio station? Hey, listen, you're not trying to get.

[Caller/Listener]

Me to smoke pot, are you?

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, do you like broccoli?

[Michael Turley]

I'm learning to. I'm learning to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like broccoli with butter and garlic and lemons.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's deviant. Deviant broccoli.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll work. So Bush died. Held in the chief. Bush senior. I found that up this morning. I went to bed before. What time did he die? Was it last time?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's what I announced.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that bad? I mean, he's 95.

[JD Ryan]

No, it's great. Not that he died, but he lived a wonderful life.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I see it that way. You act like you're bummed out.

[JD Ryan]

I mean. No, I'm sick.

[Michael Turley]

He may have been one of the last really class guys to hold that office.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you have? Chlamydia, Everything.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got that too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see that little chlamydia.

[Michael Turley]

That's it. That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You know how you noticed it and you've seen it before? That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you been fighting chlamydia, JD Three days.

[Caller/Listener]

Got the meerkat clap.

[JD Ryan]

I don't have a meerkat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you ready?

[JD Ryan]

I don't hang out with you and your meerkats.

[Caller/Listener]

Now, it can happen to a unique difference between domesticated animals and the ones at the zoo. This is exotic cat. You know the meerkats?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I know meerkats.

[Caller/Listener]

It's a wonder they survive.

[JD Ryan]

Why they.

[Caller/Listener]

The only animal in the world gets clap worse than meerkats is the koalas.

[JD Ryan]

The koala class.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, that's what I heard. I never met one, but if I do. Yeah, I'm gonna wrap up, homie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Sorry about your chlamydia.

[JD Ryan]

I don't have chlamydia.

[Caller/Listener]

Whiskey.

[JD Ryan]

I don't have it, and I don't want that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pour some whiskey on your chlamydia and it'll burn it off.

[JD Ryan]

That's for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of a rolling. Of a rolling case of chlamydia, look who's on line one. Oh, good morning. Strip club.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man. John, come on, brother. I take one weekend off a year, and you text me at 7:45? I'm still drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ, what you want is at the Renaissance Fair.

[JD Ryan]

The Rennies.

[Michael Turley]

Where.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is the Renaissance Fair? Strip fair.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm in Hammond, about an hour from Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I bet the Renaissance Fair in Louisiana is better than the one in Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hell, yes, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it is. Is it, Eric?

[JD Ryan]

Because they don't even have to dress up.

[Caller/Listener]

The food's better, for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But is. Is the flair more?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, it's lower down Home fair. Whereas the one in Texas is more commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, define that. When you get in, break, break down a poser. Rennie versus a. Versus a real Rennie.

[JD Ryan]

This is deep.

[Caller/Listener]

The real Rennies. We've been out here getting. Getting rained on all night. We didn't stop drinking, okay? We woke up with a beer in our hand.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a Poserinny day?

[Caller/Listener]

Poser.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any day.

[Caller/Listener]

Just rent a motel and just show.

[Michael Turley]

Up for the show. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have any photos of yourself? Was yesterday or is today the first day?

[Caller/Listener]

Today's the first day. We're going in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please send me some photos. And are you getting ready? Are y', all, like, in the mirrors now, getting dressed up for the show?

[Caller/Listener]

We're doing breakfast right now. Then we're getting dressed and heading out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there any people dressed up at breakfast at the Renaissance Fair? Breakfast?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, got a couple right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please send me some. Please send me photos of that and I'll post it on the John Clay Wolf show page, because that is. You know, people don't understand. We have to live vicariously through you. So what I wanted to talk to you about real quick. So we've got our office in Baton Rouge open. I tried to call our new manager down there, and he didn't. With that, he didn't answer. So why do you. Why do you say, good luck with that?

[Caller/Listener]

He has a habit of not answering.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Caller/Listener]

You and I got to talk off the air about this cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah? What's he doing wrong?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yes. What's he doing right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I haven't been there. He's been there a week. He left Monday morning at 10 o' clock for Baton Rouge in the Give Me the Vin Love Wagon. The van?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. I had to go. I had to go jumping to even get him to the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't he just get a battery?

[Caller/Listener]

He couldn't get to the store. He had. He had no one there to jump him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I heard that you. Did you go over there to help him build the furniture that was delivered?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I had runs all week to do. I didn't have time to go to the office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, well, he said that you came over there and you were so big you couldn't help, and you brought another helper that had a broken ankle, so she couldn't help. So y' all just stood there.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, all he did was unload the van of his own personal stuff. He didn't even look at your stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, you all didn't put my. Is the office ready? Are we. Are we commercially viable? Is it ready for opening up? And I mean, everything ready.

[Caller/Listener]

It's ready to open. It just had a few IT issues yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all get the banner up? And while we're waiting on the real sign.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you take any pictures?

[Caller/Listener]

No, he didn't send me pictures. I didn't get out there to see it myself. Mama Little. Mama Little made a run out there yesterday. She told me everything was up and running.

[Mike Brosan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Because we've got the van on location at the new location today, and we're giving away $500 to the first five CarMax offers from Baton Rouge that come to us. So I don't know if he's drunk or if he's sleeping in or if you're. Well, obviously you're drunk and you're at the Renaissance Festival, so it may have been a bad day to start this.

[JD Ryan]

Can I make a comment?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we have any help?

[JD Ryan]

When we opened Vegas, you sent a guy with a leg monitor. When we opened Baton Rouge, you sent a guy who pretty much doesn't show up to work whenever. He just kind of Dec. Sun comes up.

[Michael Turley]

Right, right.

[JD Ryan]

What's going on here?

[Michael Turley]

The difference, though, is, like, we have time zones in this country. In Louisiana, we have, like, a blood alcohol level zone.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You don't work prior to 0.08.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, when we opened Vegas on Sahara out there. We sent a guy with an ankle bracelet.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But his problem wasn't drinking and gambling.

[JD Ryan]

It was other issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was women and it was threats. And what was Stalking? Stalking. He was a stalker.

[Rob Ball]

Stalker.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I thought, you know, hey, he'll be great at follow up.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect. You're right. No one's gonna get away.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a guy that's a convicted stalker.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not gonna have a lot of customers saying, hey, he didn't call me back.

[JD Ryan]

In fact, he's outside right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And that's. I try to match people to the, to the environment.

[JD Ryan]

Now I see the genius.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so Rob Ball, you know, he's got that dark olive skin. He looks like a coon ass, even though he's about half whop. I don't know what, but he'll slide right in. And he drinks like a fish. I've seen him drunk passed out in the parking lot at the office.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Drink business hours. Not like a Saturday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I think. So I figured we'd do the announce, you know, the grand opening. People could come get their T shirt down there at the new location and bring him a bottle of whiskey as a welcome to town. And they'd pour it all over each other and he'd be one of them.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was what I was, you know.

[JD Ryan]

Works.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it's probably almost.

[JD Ryan]

It almost worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it hasn't not worked yet.

[JD Ryan]

It hasn't not worked.

[John Clay Wolf]

We haven't even started. It's 8:15.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So strip club. Do you think this is going to work?

[Caller/Listener]

It's going to work. It's going to take a little time to build up.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. You got to build his alcohol tolerance up.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm going to help him with that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. All right. Send me some pictures. And so what are you, what are you doing today at the Renaissance Fair? Who are you? What is, what is, what is your character?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm dressing as a Chinese pirate, but his name is not FCC friendly.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Chinese pirate?

[JD Ryan]

FCC friendly?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a Chinese pirate different than a regular pirate?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, number one, we're from China and I just, I speak with a corny accent. I wear a gong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you, can you, can you give us, can you give us an example?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I just cook for the ship. I, I, I cook the egg, I cook the fish, I cook the dish. I cooked it. That I can't tell you all my name. All of my jokes got to do with my name, and I can't do it on the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Why did you, your gulag character Gulag straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it straight.

[Caller/Listener]

Hungarian Gulag's too hot to wear today. Man's all leather and it's silly.

[JD Ryan]

I didn't know he was seasonal.

[Rob Ball]

So he's a Chinese pirate, but he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

A chef on a Chinese pirate ship. It sounds like.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, hey, everybody, it's Tiger Woods.

[John Clay Wolf]

How is that Renaissance strip club Tiger woods mother is. She was with us on the show last week, and everybody liked her so much we brought her back. So we're gonna let her give you some. Some motivation for your performance today. Yeah. Strip club dj. He was a strip club DJ for years, and then he came to work with us and we just call him Strip Club Child. Why you start dating, there's no go scoring a fast way. You could not. Eh. What are you saying, woman? What did Jenny.

[Caller/Listener]

Can you give you hero?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't understand what she's saying. Strip child.

[JD Ryan]

Child don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mix with no pirates.

[JD Ryan]

Don't mix with the pirates.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pirates bad.

[JD Ryan]

Pirates are bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Also.

[JD Ryan]

Also.

[Caller/Listener]

PGA Tour.

[JD Ryan]

PGA Tour is bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to your loom. Clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Loom clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play with Godzilla.

[JD Ryan]

Play with Godzilla in your room.

[Caller/Listener]

Feed a goldfish.

[JD Ryan]

Feed the goldfish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eat a goldfish.

[JD Ryan]

Eat a goldfish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel happy.

[JD Ryan]

You'll feel happy.

[Caller/Listener]

Happy Kurok.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happy.

[JD Ryan]

Kulak.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about dog? Do you. Do you suggest to eat dog to make your luck better?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cat is better.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, cat food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Watch out for crawls.

[JD Ryan]

Watch out for the claws.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sakula. What Tiger Wood's mother is saying is if you eat your cat, watch out for the claws, but it will change your luck and make you a better Chinese chef at the Renaissance Festival. Pirate like pussycat. What's the difference between black male cat and pussycat may have an extra happy ending part.

[JD Ryan]

I see. All right, I'm not gonna repeat that.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was really, really, really uncalled for Tiger woods mother. Huh? Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it really kind of was.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm talking about the tear, the tail, male cat hair. It's delicacy.

[JD Ryan]

It's a delicacy. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The kulag. If you. If you get to where you can cook cat, well, we may send you to Vegas because our Vegas location is very close to Chinatown. And don't forget, not me in Houston listeners. I'd be interested in, like, Little Vietnam. Do they serve cat at the restaurants?

[Mike Brosan]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

They say the Asian. Let's just move forward. I doubt it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, in the part of town where little China where it's just where you can't read what they're doing Is cat on the menu?

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe it is. No, I believe we're moving forward.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we did a buffet last week. I swear, I swear. And I'm eating the most delicious general toast chicken I've ever had. You know the general toast, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Santa, orange, cat. Yeah, it's beautiful. It's just the most delicious the grand buffet down here. And I'm thinking to myself, looking at the, the general shape of the piece that I'm about to cut into, I'm thinking, I reckon, what part of the chicken is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy that we used to eat, this old drunk guy that used to work for my grandpa. We'd go to the Chinese buffet and he called it the claw.

[JD Ryan]

The claw.

[John Clay Wolf]

The dog claw. Okay, we'll be back. Eric, Keep, keep on trucking. Send us some pictures. Call Rob, see if he's up. Let's see if we're gonna do this today down there or if he's doing the typical coon ass. Sleep until 11. All right. My name is John Clee Wolf. I buy cars, radio. Remember? Give me the vin.com, call in 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Year, make, model, miles and I'll hang a number in your car.

[Radio Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, we go out, buy you big old pile of cocaine and just turn that mixer on. Make something creative.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you sound hammered, hun. What. What are you on? That's a Hard claim to Overcome? Presented by givemetheven.com what's a hard claim to overcome?

[Michael Turley]

I just love the way JD Goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a hard claim to overcome?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Pieces.

[Michael Turley]

Pieces of magic from the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where would you find the answer, I guess is what if that's what we're doing? Are we teasing into the podcast?

[Michael Turley]

No, we're going to learn it together organically and by 10:45am Central Time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

The truth shall be revealed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, does it come? Is it pieces? Oh, it's a piece.

[JD Ryan]

It's a puzzle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

This ain't microwave kind of thing. It's more like toaster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you laid a puzzle together, Arkansas.

[Michael Turley]

We use toaster.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a pretty good idea.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at Baba with the look big brain on Bobbo. 800, 800 radio. 800, 800.

[JD Ryan]

Look at him.

[John Clay Wolf]

7234. Remember, we buy motorcycles and RVs [e-mail] because. Because this is the time of year where people unass their motorcycles and unass their RVs so they don't have to hold them through the winter. And they can buy their grandkids presents since they lost their 401k in a ponzi scheme.

[Michael Turley]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, I mean that's happened to a lot of people. It has 800, 800 radio, new active shooter plane in Detroit. What's that about? They're gonna throw, they're gonna throw a Motown Records at him. That's not funny, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

JD's got the news story, but I just struck Oakland University just outside Detroit.

[JD Ryan]

Has an interesting plan for an active shooter. Now it's nothing funny of course about an active shooter situation, but somebody somewhere sat down in a meeting and had this idea and they followed through with it. They' handing out hockey pucks so teachers and students can throw them at the shooters. The school's head cops and one of the professors came up with the idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lawmakers in New York State want potential gun owners to submit their social media profiles and search history the legislation.

[JD Ryan]

But still find it at first.

[John Clay Wolf]

What good will it do? I mean if there's an armed person.

[Rob Ball]

Coming in, why would you chuck a puck at them?

[Michael Turley]

That's the second cut of the audio that we.

[JD Ryan]

But it was funny either way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, okay.

[Michael Turley]

They're all good.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that other school had a bucket of rocks, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

That was in Pennsylvania. Yes, we have Rob Ball, the, our man on the ground in Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

[JD Ryan]

Speaking of bucket of rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Rob.

[JD Ryan]

Love you, Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is, is now that you know that I know that you know when you sleep in and don't show up for work on time, you're gonna get your ass toasted on the radio. Yeah, but you probably knew that already.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh man, I'm still, I'm still in my in. I'm 30 minutes early, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good, good, good. Because I called you this morning at 7:30 and no answer. And I texted you and no answer and I called you again and no answer. So I just, I figured maybe you, you, you'd already caught the South Louisiana flu and we weren't gonna see you until 1:00'. Clock.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no, I'm not drinking all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Day yet out here. Okay, so, so we have. You got the 500 that I sent you and, and turned it into $100 bills. And I want the, the first five people that come in there today with a Carmax offer from this morning or not within the past two days, past couple days, a fresh one that bring you a Carmax offer. I want you to give them a Hundred dollar bill just for showing up. Just for showing up. And then, of course, if we can't beat it, then we'll pay them another 100 bill. Right there.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, man.

[Caller/Listener]

Right on.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you open yet?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, I got to open up. We're doors are open, ready to go. Lights on.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the address? What's that place called?

[Caller/Listener]

It is right next to The Albertsons. It's 19970.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sweet.

[Caller/Listener]

A1B.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. Yeah, but what. What road?

[Caller/Listener]

Homeboy Island Road.

[John Clay Wolf]

What road?

[JD Ryan]

Highland?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's on Airline Freeway, isn't it? That's the main road that people.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's there. It's like the intersection.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, so he. When you're marketing things, you don't give back streets. You give the big road so people understand what the hell it is you're talking about.

[JD Ryan]

It's your alley by the green dumpster.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you're coming out of the Albertsons and look to the left, it's right there. And do you have the van parked right there?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Okay. Is the. Is the check printer working to print people's checks for their cars?

[Caller/Listener]

Not just yet. We had a little problem with the post office, but it should be set up and ready to go by the.

[Rob Ball]

End of the day today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the checks didn't make it in the mail?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's fine. I mean, we can. We. So if they come by, y' all can make the deal, and you'll be able to print them this afternoon or at the latest, Monday morning, Right? Okay. That ain't no sweat, because they probably have to run home to get their title anyway. Sure. All right, so cool. Will you send me some pictures so I can put them on the website?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure, we'll do, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Are you wearing that sell your. Sell that T shirt?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you and I haven't. I just sent you to Louisiana. We didn't talk about any details about anything, and I thought we'd just work it out on the air. I mean, it's just kind of a reality radio show, so that's what we're doing. So you got your sell that T shirt. You got 500 in your pocket. You got a check printer, but no checks. But you've got a damn good intentions. So you'll be writing IOUs this morning to people for their cars and then come back and get checks as soon as you. As soon as the mailman shows up with the checks.

[Caller/Listener]

We got cash, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't have cash for the cars. We have cash for the hundreds.

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It sounds like you got it half ass under control. Did you get. Did you get acc. Did you get the pricing tool downloaded on your phone?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can walk out and just scan it and get the price right there and all that good stuff. Okay, cool. We'll keep checking in with you today, but please send me some pictures. All right, good. 800-800-7234. Open to office number four in Baton Rouge.

[Michael Turley]

You know, when you go bowling and you're not a very good bowler, but you know, you maybe join a league and they have an award for most improved.

[JD Ryan]

Right, right.

[Michael Turley]

Rob Ball's gonna be that guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna be that guy.

[JD Ryan]

Most impressive, actually going off smoother than Vegas did. Yeah, and I didn't think so with Rob. I love Rob, but.

[Rob Ball]

So he's there, he's there, he's there. That's all he had to do to be a better.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, he showed up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, our other guy. Our other guy in Vegas, if y' all remember, he. He got rolled at a 711 and beat up.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he went on the lamb for like a week. And we had no ripple. We had to fly a pinch hitter out to Vegas to fill his spot. And that guy's still there. He's decided he likes it. Now I really think that our Vegas guy, Zane goes down to the book at Caesars and places bets for his homeboys back here in Texas. Charlie, could there be truth to this? Because I've got.

[Rob Ball]

Confirm or deny?

[JD Ryan]

That's a yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I really.

[JD Ryan]

How much do we make or not make on the cowboy?

[Michael Turley]

Gambling Taylor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gambling. Cowboys were.

[Rob Ball]

Cowboys were dogs at seven and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Rob Ball]

Just. Just saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you took them?

[Rob Ball]

I don't know. Is there some new cars out there? Maybe somebody's driving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good, good. Oh, and I noticed Zane was in a driver. Okay, well, that's. That's all. And we've got Jim out there in Vegas.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got two guys at the Vegas office and the same thing goes for them. Bring it over. And we'll do the hundred dollar carmax at Vegas thing. I haven't been giving CarMax so much. I'll see about that. So much free publicity in the past. Yeah, in the past couple years. Okay, Franklin, real quick. I've got a few seconds. The 17F250 Platinum with 90. 94 wheel drive. Crew cab, long bed, leather nav. Long bed. It's not an F250, it's F350. If it's a long bed. You there.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Okay, it's F350, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's the new body style. Platinum, long wheelbase, F350. Is it a dually?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no. Single.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got everything but that. That's the one I didn't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got nasty miles on a new Diesel truck. Does 40 grand buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

Done. That's what the. No, no, sir. That won't buy it. I paid almost 70 for it. I owe you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drove it 90, 000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but the dealer tried to tell me that last night. That's why I'm calling.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it? I'm not here to talk about cars. I'm here to buy cars. Are you serious about selling?

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I have to get another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if we make a deal, when do I take possession of the truck?

[Caller/Listener]

Whenever you come get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I can come get it today. Do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff? How much is the payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

It's about 48,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I can't get there too damn high. Do you have money to get the negative equity out of it that you drove?

[Caller/Listener]

I might. I probably do.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much does it take to buy it? So you've heard 40 twice. What's it take to buy it? What's a real number?

[Caller/Listener]

I wanted to get 45 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cannot give 45,000 for a $90,000. 90,000 mile truck. I can give 42,000.

[Caller/Listener]

42,000. 42,000. I'll do 42,000 if you come get it today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So you're going to owe me a check for 6,000. Do you have 6,000?

[Caller/Listener]

I got that. I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you give me six and I go pay off Ford motor credit for 48.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm going to put you on hold. Let's go. My name is John Clay Wolf. 800-800-Radio. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm ballsy and I'm a gambler.

[Radio Announcer]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thicker than a possum with the mumps, man. And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf apologize out there to Baton Rouge and Houston listeners. I think we had a network issue of sorts this morning. I don't know if it's local or network or what, but I was getting. We were getting blown up by a listener saying that both of them were rough, screwed Up. Hey, Joel, you're down there in Houston.

[Michael Turley]

Did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were we messed up this morning on the air? Joel, League City, are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. How's it going?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Did you hear us at 8 o' clock this morning? Was it messed up?

[Caller/Listener]

My broadcast was off and on, so I can't give you a good answer on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 07 Trailblazer with 170,000 miles worth. Probably they're just. When they get that many miles on them. I mean, if you're listening to the show, you know what I mean? It's five hundred to a thousand bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Right? Right. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. Are you a CHL holder? A concealed handgun?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then you're okay to list it on Craigslist for 1700.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And because they won't kill you, you won't wind up. You won't wind up stabbed in the. In the back seat.

[JD Ryan]

Right. Take two clips.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can sell it to us for a thousand bucks with. With no. With no safety concerns, or you can go for that extra 700 on Craigslist and might have to fight.

[Caller/Listener]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. What was that line? I said you raped. No, no. Rape. Yeah. Tied up and beat up and tied up and in the trunk or something on Craigslist. He.

[JD Ryan]

You the guy with the trio pleaser.

[Michael Turley]

What you packing?

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. 800. God, they missed the strip club DJ bit this morning. It was classic.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, go to the podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yang of the podcast Junkly wolf show. Or junklywolf.com 800-800-7234. So Axl rose got sick and missed a show.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, see, I show, I'm sick and I show up.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, he actually. He actually made it.

[JD Ryan]

He made part of it. Well, you're right. I haven't made the whole show yet, so we'll see. Axl Rose has changed over the years. He got sick on Sunday right before the show. He was as. He was throwing up all day, had an IV of fluids, and he told the crowd instead of canceling the concert, he'd do his best. He'd do the best he could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got me on IVs and a bunch of injections because I got sick today and then throwing up for about the last five hours. So instead of cancel, I'm gonna do the best show we can. That's what happens when you get old, fat, and ugly. You actually have to work. Back when he was skinny and good looking, he wouldn't have shown up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, they missed a lot of shows back then.

[JD Ryan]

Made it through about 20 of the 28 songs before he called it quits.

[John Clay Wolf]

He made the 2020 songs?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, that's more than he could do. Straight and healthy most of the time. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number. Now, Bob, you went and saw the Cult and Guns N Roses at Texas Stadium or whatever it's called. Cowboys Stadium at T Stadium, whatever. Whoever they're sold out to this week that you said it was awesome.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Yeah. Turley and I and old Guido would see the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's Guido?

[Rob Ball]

Friend of mine.

[Michael Turley]

Turley's bookie.

[Rob Ball]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is Zane. Is he placing bets in Vegas at the book? It's a yes or no.

[Rob Ball]

I'm sure he is. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

But has he placed any. Has he taken any positions for you?

[Rob Ball]

Not me personally, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has he taken any positions for people that you know?

[Rob Ball]

I don't know. That I can't. Can't say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard a rumor of such.

[Rob Ball]

I believe it's illegal, so I can't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Say it's not illegal if you're in Vegas.

[Rob Ball]

If he's. If he's getting some juice from it, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it in Vegas illegal?

[Rob Ball]

Well, I don't know if you can pay a bookie. I guess you could.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Ace Ross didn't have a good run out there.

[Rob Ball]

I know bookies are supposed to be offshore. You can do offshore from here.

[JD Ryan]

Texas bookies aren't legal in Vegas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I know.

[Rob Ball]

Yes, but I don't know if you can place the bet from. From Texas and say it on air.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's say that he's not. Let's say that he's not charging points.

[Mike Brosan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just say he's placing bets for friends. Is he placing bets for friends?

[Rob Ball]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's. So if I wanted to put 100 on the blah, blah, blah, he could do it.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

This is all a show. This is all.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

All fake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's fake.

[JD Ryan]

We make all this up for.

[Michael Turley]

For entertainment purposes only.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Has he been supplementing his income with his gambling? Is it working out for him?

[Rob Ball]

Well, I do notice that certain days, all of a sudden, he'll buy six cars. And that may be because he needs the money. I don't know. And there's other days, it kind of levels off stopping people in the streets.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he works harder. Yeah.

[Rob Ball]

You can tell when he. I think when he needs the money, when it may have lost the bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

When a spread gets busted bad, the next day you notice he's got it weird.

[Rob Ball]

It's usually after a Saturday so there's a lot of college football and stuff so that may make sense there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of college football, Alabama is playing Georgia today at 3:30 which is the game of the day obviously. And I'm sure they're going to roll Georgia. But what if they don't? Because I was sure the Cowboys were going to lose the Saints. Right. And they didn't.

[Rob Ball]

Well, is that the game of the day or is Texas Texas, Oklahoma at 11:00 Central.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean game of the day. The stakes on the Georgia Bama as the SEC champion, that's got to be the game of the day.

[Rob Ball]

But I guess the playoffs though there's playoff implications for both games.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Rob Ball]

So Alabama wins, they're in. It's no doubt Georgia's out. Texas, Oklahoma, Oklahoma has to win.

[JD Ryan]

Oklahoma? I thought that was in October.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. There was the first, that was the first meeting. Now we're having the, the conference, the division playoff come up, so to speak.

[Rob Ball]

The championship, the Big 12 championship at Jerry's World.

[John Clay Wolf]

The difference is is if UT wins, they don't go to the playoffs. If Oklahoma wins, do they. Are they locked or they maybe not.

[Rob Ball]

Locked because Ohio State plays tonight against Northwestern for the big the 10 championship.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're gonna win that.

[Rob Ball]

They should. Of course they're favored by 13. Okay, but here's a scenario. What if Ohio State loses, Oklahoma loses and then of course Georgia loses. Who's that fourth place team? Is it Central Florida? They're undefeated. They play today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did their quarterback break his femur last week?

[Rob Ball]

He broke his leg nasty last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're out of a quarterback, they're.

[Rob Ball]

Out of their starting and he's a star for them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And can the CFP committee make them? It's not just science with them. There's opinions still involved. So they know that Central Florida is not going to be a contender without the this quarterback. Right?

[Rob Ball]

You would think. I mean let's say they beat Memphis, they play at 230. They're favored by 10 points. Let's say they do that. They cover 10 points on it. The other teams lose, they're undefeated throughout this for the whole season. That's got to be worth something, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It should. It doesn't matter for TCU all the times that they wanted to go because.

[Rob Ball]

The next, the next teams in line are all two loss, three loss teams and they're not going to be conference champions either. Do they jump? Put them in there. I'd love to see this chaos happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's All I know Saints fans, please call in 800-800-RODE. Yeah, please call in 800-800-ROTE if you're a New Orleans Saints fan and tell us what happened on Thursday night. Because I'm still confused. I mean, you know, I'm an old cowboy Homer, because I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and how can I not be? But I wasn't expecting that at all. And I'd like to hear the. This South Louisiana people's opinion on if the Saints played well or if they just gave it to the Cowboys.

[Michael Turley]

Michael Irvin, if you're out there, remember the good times we had in Wichita Falls. Call the show, man. I want to hear from you. I know you're excited. I'm excited, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim. An 03 Tundra, 92,000 miles, extended cab, two wheel drive. Does it have the cheap little steel wheels or the good alloy wheels? Jim, are you there? Jim?

[Caller/Listener]

Alloy alloy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Average, rougher, clean. On the 03 tundra was 92.

[Rob Ball]

Say it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we got a nice one. And it's, it's extended cab, so the back doors open backwards, suicide style. Correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. It's not a double cab. The double cab in that model is actually pretty damn popular. Even that old body style. Does 4000, 4500 buy this truck? No. What buys it.

[JD Ryan]

Ten.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Do you smoke recreational marijuana?

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, there you go. There's the answer to that. Ladies and gentlemen, we had a misfire in a, In a listener's brain and he.

[JD Ryan]

You.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. He just said yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Not to bring it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim, if you're listening, I. I'll give 5,500 for the truck. Now, if it was a crew cab, I'd give 7500, but it's not an 06 infinity with a gazillion miles on it. It's a Muhammad. Muhammad.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, sir.

[Michael Turley]

How you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

A guy named Muhammad with 150,000 mile infinity. I've never seen that before.

[JD Ryan]

Happened. Never.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm one of a kind. I've been listening to this radio station since 99. Been a while. Well, I never actually got to get on, so this is a new one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a. Do you have a car. Do you have a car dealer license?

[Caller/Listener]

No. The person I bought it from, my.

[John Clay Wolf]

Friend, you have to have a. You have to have a relative with one, though. A guy named Mohammed that lives in Sugar land, that has 150,000 mile infinity. Must have an affiliation to the car business somewhere. You got a Cousin, an in law, Family members. Yes, yes, yes, yes.

[Caller/Listener]

We have a car dealership.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. See?

[JD Ryan]

Nailed it.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, mainly we have gas stations and stuff. I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

I'd rather have a gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that do the Simpsons, when they do the jokes about the gas station attendant, does that offend you or do you find that comical?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I actually laugh about it. Thank you. Come again, my friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go, Mohammed. Get a bid from your uncle and your cousin and your stepdad and then come to us and see. It's just hard to outbid a Mohammed on a Mohamed car. It's very difficult for a cracker white guy like me to beat him. All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Radio Announcer]

Now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. So, Justin and Baton Rouge, good morning. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

How you doing today, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good, good. What. What was your interpretation of the Thursday football contest between the Cowboys and the Saints?

[Caller/Listener]

It sucked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the Saints play well?

[Caller/Listener]

Not the first half.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they give it to him or did the Cowboys earn it?

[Caller/Listener]

Cowboys earned it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. So I didn't see the first half what sucked about.

[JD Ryan]

Were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I mean, I saw a little bit of it, but I didn't watch it close. I watched the second half close. I was very surprised. I see on your note here, it says the Saints shouldn't have even gotten off the airplane.

[Michael Turley]

They practically didn't.

[Caller/Listener]

And then the LSU game, that was even worse last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best game in, like, college history. Seven overtimes.

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you see, you're not in it for the sport. You're in it for the win.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Mike Brosan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darrell 12 diesel, 83,000 miles. Crew cab, Dodge. Is it a SLT, an ST, a tradesman, a Larry, me or a Longhorn? So it has no power. Driver's seat?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's manual.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do me a favor. Take pictures of this thing. Just a couple. Go to givemetheven.com We've got a. It takes one minute. And I was thinking about that way to use that in our commercials. One minute offer. One minute offer. It's one minute. One minute. It's all it takes. Go to give me the vin.com and load it in. It'll give you an offer in one minute. Like when you put. When you press submit, it instantaneously spits out an offer, and then our buyer will call you back up and hash out the Details. But I just want to. There's too many options on this thing to ask. I don't want to burn a bunch of airtime on it, but I do want to buy it. What? We're all right. Thanks. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Zach in McKinney, Texas. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning. I've got a 2000 Acura TL and an annoying girlfriend. What can you do for me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Do you have pictures of the annoying girlfriend that you could post on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page?

[Caller/Listener]

All right, yeah, I've got both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's start with that. And where would you grow. On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you hit her at? Take the annoying out. We're just talking looks. We're being very superficial.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, man. I. I'm confident at a nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Well, put. Put that up and then the car, and then we'll let you know. How old is she?

[Caller/Listener]

23.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD, how old are you?

[JD Ryan]

Older than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Older than that.

[JD Ryan]

In fact, I'm multiples of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all live together?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Oh, not for long. If you guys are interested.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you fixing to UNASS now? Why are you selling her car? It's a package deal. All right. 800, 800. Seven two, three, four. Rob Ball in our new office said, give me the vin in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Good morning. Morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up?

[Caller/Listener]

I've got Michael and Todd here, and they stopped in to get some T shirts this morning. I think they're gonna run and get some CarMax offers and come back. They just wanted to say hi from Baton Rouge and tell you that they loved you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's awesome. Thank you, guys. Now the funny.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, who that, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up? Not much. I heard you just showed up just wanting a hundred dollars just for breathing.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, of course, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shoot. You the man.

[Caller/Listener]

You giving it out? Why not?

[John Clay Wolf]

What the deal is, and this goes for our Las Vegas off. So our deal is, if we don't beat them Carmax offer, we'll give you a hundred [e-mail] and to prove that point, what we're doing in Las Vegas today at our office and in Baton Rouge is the first five people that show up with CarMax offers, we'll give them $100 just to just marketing that concept. Now, of course, if we don't beat it, we'll give you another hundred dollars. But don't just pull in asking for a hundred do.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, dude, Rob was walking out, had a smoke hanging out of his mouth. I asked him if they needed a light. He said, come on in.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's why I sent Rob because. That's why I sent Rob because he'll sit down and have a cocktail with you right now, too. At 9, 10 in the morning.

[Caller/Listener]

He hadn't started mixing them yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna fit in just fine with you guys. I'm glad we're down there. And thanks for calling in. Well, that's, you know, something about South Louisiana. They really like our.

[JD Ryan]

You picked the right guy to go there.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, I'm wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

You picked Anthony in New Jersey. Good morning.

[Rob Ball]

Morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning. Thanks for having me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Listener]

So. So the other day, you're seeing something this year that's different with the Saints, where Reese has never really fell in love with the receiver. And he basically. He's been going to Michael Thomas all year, and that's never been his style. So the receiver course depleted. You see guys, them going to, you know, Brendan Marshall trying to sign DEZ Bryant. They're obviously very weak at the position group. So the Cowboys wanted to get physical and a weakness, and they did a good job of it, and Saints really didn't show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, how do you. How are you finding us from New Jersey? We're not on the air up there.

[Caller/Listener]

You're on the air in Oklahoma. We went to the Thunder game last night. After going to the Cowboy Saints game.

[John Clay Wolf]

The night before, you're doing the Texas tour, and you accidentally wound up in Oklahoma. All right, cool. Thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Rob Ball]

That sounds like the typical Saints fan making the excuse. Oh, you know, it's this.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[Rob Ball]

What about the Cowboys defense actually playing good?

[JD Ryan]

They did a good job.

[Rob Ball]

They did a good job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's funny how money motivates people. Old Dak Prescott, his contract is just about time. He needed that game to lock this thing down, and he did.

[Rob Ball]

Or Mari Cooper helping him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jonathan, a 14 Benz CLA250. Does it have a sunroof?

[Mike Brosan]

It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Because there's a lot of these clas that are. What do you call it? Loaner cars, and they're out on the market and they have no sunroofs and they're worth nothing. I mean, they're worth something, but they're not worth what a real one's worth. People have to understand. Huh?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, this is the edition one. It's one of 750 with this VIN that was built the first year they put the cla out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, it sounds like you ran into a salesman I mean, is it like a hot rod? Is it turbocharged? Is it supercharged? Is it a wide body? When people want something special in a package, it needs to be faster than all the rest of them. Or something special. Turbo.

[Caller/Listener]

And it has some AMG rims on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then package too. It's a 14 CLA 250 Turbo.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up. I mean, the money I'm looking at in market report, MMRs, they're all 16 grand. I mean, all of them. There's like 20 examples here at 16 grand. So if yours is special, let me take a couple of pictures. We've got a one minute bid, a one minute offer for you. It takes one minute to load your car up. If you have your pictures on your phone and just load them up right there, give me the vin.com and it'll spit it out immediately. Remember, if we don't beat your carmax off, we'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Okay?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Here comes the spit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I had to spit. I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

You want to do some news? A radio station in Ohio has pulled Baby, it's Cold Outside from its lineup after a listener expressed concern over the holiday lyrics. I mean, as it come to this, we're starting to pull Christmas songs. Christmas 102.1 removed the tune after one listener called. One listener called the radio station and complained in the tune. Of course, it's been covered by a ton of people. She says, I really can't stay but baby. And he says, but, baby, it's cold outside. So that was apparently the. A little too much pressure.

[Michael Turley]

That is great innuendo. That was done in 1944.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's kind of rapey is what they claim. A little constrictive.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God. So anyway, next week, the target will be Santa Claus is coming to town. Folks say it's a little too damn threatening.

[Rob Ball]

We do have a.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do.

[Rob Ball]

We do have the.

[John Clay Wolf]

He wasn't invited.

[JD Ryan]

He was not invited. He's coming to town. What does that mean?

[Rob Ball]

The COVID of the song Dio actually did that. Do you remember?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, I do.

[Rob Ball]

Of that song. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? This is Bobbo, by the way.

[Michael Turley]

I really can't stand. But hey, it's cold.

[Rob Ball]

John Anderson.

[Michael Turley]

I've got to go. But, Ronnie, it's cold outside this evening has been Been hoping that you would drop in so very nice. I'll hold your hands they're just like eyes My mother will start to worry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful watch you Hurry.

[Michael Turley]

Hey. My father will touch your ball. My nuts are cold.

[Rob Ball]

That is threatening. I guess you would have to take it off.

[JD Ryan]

That's the next one off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. So that was Ronnie James Dio, God rest his soul. And John Anderson, the country singer that sang Swinging, doing a duet right before Ronnie James passed away. Christmas album. We did a Rob Halford, too. Is that around?

[Rob Ball]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

That loaded. If you find that. That's from about five years ago. That was hilarious.

[Michael Turley]

We didn't actually do that. I think that that's the. That's an actual Rob.

[Mike Brosan]

Alfred.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, you did more.

[Rob Ball]

You remember there was more Dio. Yeah, he's got tons of that.

[Michael Turley]

Dio loved Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have another cut? Yeah. All right.

[Rob Ball]

Sleigh ride.

[Mike Brosan]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Giddy up, giddy up I'll whip you horses don't look at the snow Santa's house is where I want to go I'll whip that fat bastard into shape Take all of his toys Give them to the baddest girls and boys I'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take you horses he just starts rambling on.

[JD Ryan]

Anyway, so that was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there one more?

[Rob Ball]

Oh, there's plenty more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We'll just do them throughout the show. I love them. I love them.

[JD Ryan]

They're so great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we need to plan the company Christmas party. I know I'm a little late with that.

[JD Ryan]

Ours.

[Michael Turley]

We're having one this year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Rob Ball]

All right, so let's plan it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do it. I've got an idea. Just remind me to it.

[Rob Ball]

Do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. Because there's this bar next door that I think we should rent out. And there's this band that the bassist and the drummer used to be part of, the Toadies. And they play there, and they're friends of ours and they've offered to play it.

[Rob Ball]

Well, sounds like it's planned.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, do you want to do it? I need to call the bar. The problem is.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Venues, the dates, they're booked this time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Line that up.

[JD Ryan]

Unless it's gonna be a Monday afternoon, most bars and the cool places are all taken.

[Rob Ball]

It's always best to do in a Friday night. So then we can just stumble over.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here for the Lieutenant Dan's ex girlfriend. That was one of her only jobs. And. And she didn't make it through the holidays, so. So we've got to. I've got to handle it myself. And, you know, I'm kind of a slacker when it comes.

[JD Ryan]

It's December 1st. All the Christmas parties are booked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, how many people are going to do what I just suggested.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you may be surprised.

[Michael Turley]

Any of those places at Whiskey Flats will rent you the place on a Friday night. No notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buster Dicks. Good morning, man. In a 09 Wrangler with 170,000 miles, is it a crew cab or a two door, four door, four wheel drive? Is it lifted or stock?

[Caller/Listener]

Stock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have good looking wheels and tires? I see the 170 on the motor. I see 170,000 miles, but a new motor. Okay. I'm a six grand player.

[Caller/Listener]

Put in without. How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

Six, seven thousand. Okay. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Sell that b. Sell that be. Sell that be. Let's go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

This was a big week. Do we have to break?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, we got 47 seconds.

[JD Ryan]

I can do this real quick. Southwest Airlines issued an apology to one of their passengers this week. Apparently this lady's daughter. One of the gate agents made fun of this lady's daughter's name. Are you ready? The lady's daughter's name is A, B, C, D, E. It's pronounced Ab City, but it's A, B, C, D, E. So the gate agent kind of made a joke out of it. Lady now wants an apology. Actually, Pre K has a follow up.

[John Clay Wolf]

To to that DJ Pre K. Whitey Blackie. Good morning.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah, man, I heard that. You know, they're really going to trip whenever they meet her little brother Juan.

[John Clay Wolf]

To tre. I mean, sounds like the parents had a hell of a personality. To slap a name on a kid like that, you wouldn't think. Come on, this is not the first time you're begging for it. You're happy that someone finally noticed. We'll be back in a second.

[Michael Turley]

Are you ready to go meet your new little brother, Billy?

[Caller/Listener]

Sure, dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, son?

[Caller/Listener]

Where do little brothers come from?

[Michael Turley]

Well, a stork brings them.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, so Mommy a stork.

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Yes, she did, Billy. Your mother's a dirty, dirty woman. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show. Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K. Rush Limbo, Keith Richard Richards, Ramiro Romo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Texas, Oklahoma, Nevada, California. Sounds like somebody in New Jersey was listening. And we know we have streaming listeners all over the land. Hey everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Baton Rouge office is up this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saturday morning live.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We sent A banner waiting on the sign for the Baton Rouge office. Sure.

[JD Ryan]

And we've got a real nice sign.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huge banner.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. We have a banner in the meanwhile.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Rob Ball just sent me a picture of it. I asked him a picture of it set up, and it's inside the office.

[Rob Ball]

Wait, wait. So this is supposed to be outside so people can. Could see where we're at? Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

While we're waiting on the sign to be built and he puts it inside.

[JD Ryan]

It'd be like putting the giant golden arches, like, in the lobby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And none outside.

[Michael Turley]

Millennial mentality. He's just decorating the house.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta love it. You gotta love it. I mean, it's all about the effort. And e with effort. Valerie in Odessa, Texas. Oil, oil, oil, Lady Valerie. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning, gentlemen.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, honey?

[Caller/Listener]

To hear y' all on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a little offended.

[John Clay Wolf]

About what? About what? About what? Well, got a broad shoulder. No, what?

[Caller/Listener]

Dakota Rain Prepcott is a very good, honorable person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

And you said earlier you thought he was playing better this last game because of a possible increase in pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

I want to take you back to his rookie season four years ago when he turned down endorsement deals because he wanted to focus strictly on the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was before he had a Jewish agent named Irving. See? Irving. Irving Lipstein got a hold of him and convinced him of how to work this deal. But I think he's a great quarterback. I hope he's the franchise quarterback. I hope that he finishes the season like he started his rookie season. I think it was 13 and 3.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was strong. It was something like that.

[Caller/Listener]

Have you noticed anything different about how he plays?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's throwing the ball to the receivers now.

[Caller/Listener]

Come out of the pocket now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rob Ball]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it. I love it. 800-807-234. I was shocked more than anyone out there. I'd completely written the Cowboys off for the entire season. I didn't even. I mean, it was just over. I didn't want my heart broke, and I'm excited that they're back in it. Hopefully they can sustain.

[Rob Ball]

Just don't screw it up next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm the Eagles. I'm ready for the.

[JD Ryan]

I kept watching, waiting for that moment, and then there was that moment, like in the third, or maybe it was the fourth quarter where the quarterback just. He fumbled on it.

[Michael Turley]

There we go.

[JD Ryan]

There we go. There's the promo.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait for the Raiders to move to Vegas so that I can have a new football team.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, Come on, John. Hey, they've got the nucleus. If they can get a new offensive coordinator.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rob Ball]

And then, I mean the head coach is just going to be around. He's got, he's got something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't y' all say that for the geeky podcast in your white tennis shoes after the show.

[Rob Ball]

Hey, excited as Michael Irvin is, did you hear how excited Michael Irvin was over here? Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve, let's hear your thoughts about playing.

[JD Ryan]

Well, here's the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was very. Him some medicine.

[Rob Ball]

He just yells during the sh during the NFL Network.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds about like his radio show he had on ESPN in Dallas for about two years. That's all he could do. I love you, Michael. Matt and Capella 16 Malibu LT with leather and navigation. Is it nine grand? Ten grand? 42,000 miles. Is that right?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, 42,000, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'd love to buy it. One minute [e-mail] youm don't have to wait in line. You have to go to a dealership. You don't have to screw around. And if you can't remember that, remember I hate carmax.com. that's another link that we have that goes and that's for our dealers, the franchise dealers that want us to buy the trade ins and get bids on trade ins and overage inventory. You can remember our online Link is a one minute offer at I Hate CarMax.com. is that sorry. Sure it's sorry. But they, they hate me so why can't I hate back?

[JD Ryan]

I believe they hear you. They hated you first.

[John Clay Wolf]

They hated me first. They did. And one day I'll tell that whole story.

[JD Ryan]

You tell that story someday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course I can. Absolutely. I can.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just like the story when I sold Texas Direct to Vroom and I never got paid. I never told that story.

[JD Ryan]

No, you never told us.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to look it up in the Fort Bend county court records, you can see that story. Really? You better have my money. Yeah. What Room called me. They wanted me, they wanted me to broker a deal with them in Texas Direct and I did it and I got them to price it for $50 million. I put them together and it was supposed to be 200 grand buyer fee, broker fee on one side, 200 on the other side. That's 400,000.

[JD Ryan]

It's supposed to be low for an agent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, and for it for a total dollar amount of like 90 million.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was less Than a half of a percent. And they did not pay me.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I sued them.

[JD Ryan]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the judge agreed, but. But I lost. Why? Because of. What do you call it? Not contingency. Previous law, case law. I did not have a real estate license in the state of Texas. And if you do a contract that involves real property, property, be it lease.

[JD Ryan]

Or purchase, you have to have a license.

[John Clay Wolf]

You must have a license.

[JD Ryan]

So instead of doing the right thing, which is paying you the money, they just went, nope, we have a loophole.

[Michael Turley]

Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, loophole. That's pretty sorry.

[JD Ryan]

It is very sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty sorry. Neil in Louisiana. Good morning. Hey, what's up? What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Name is Keith McCann.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Very, very professional. Did a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, we bought your motorcycle. What kind of motorcycle? Was.

[Caller/Listener]

Was a 2013.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do we pay for it?

[Caller/Listener]

7.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's too much, man. I don't know the bikes. I don't know the bikes. But Keith knows the bikes. He buys the bikes. If you go to givemethevin.com we buy bikes. We have a bike, a motorcycle specialist and an RV specialist. And they do the same thing. Thanks for calling in. 800-800-7234. Mama Lill and Baton Rouge. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

I went to Baton Rouge twice yesterday, delivered and I met Rob. And he's a very polite young man. And I wanted to tell you that the two customers I picked up, one in Gonzalez and one in Springfield, were both three time sellers to give me the vin. They bought new vehicles. We saw the new vehicle and they said that the dealership could not match give me the VIN's price. And they're very satisfied with John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's great.

[Caller/Listener]

Give me the little kudos this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Mama Lil Strip club's mom, everybody.

[JD Ryan]

Cajun Kudo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey. Mama Lil. Rob said Rob had never met strip club DJ. And he said, said that he weighs 600 pounds. And I said, no, he does not weigh 600 pounds. He weighs 350 pounds. He said he must have put on some since you've seen him last. Is this a true statement?

[Caller/Listener]

Eric does not weigh 600 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he larger than he was two years ago?

[Caller/Listener]

Not by maybe 15 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, Rob weighs about a buck 20. So he was just really over. Eric is a massive man. He's a very large person. Now what does his father look like? Is he a big guy too?

[Caller/Listener]

What? Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Eric? Strip clubs.

[Caller/Listener]

Eric is a very large man.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I know that, but the man that helped you make Eric, that conceived Eric Is he a large man? Is he built like Eric?

[Caller/Listener]

I have my niece Terry, that's driving with me today. We're going to pick up three vehicles. She just laughed. My mother has very massive brothers. And my daddy's family, the men were massive. The uncles, the aunts. I had a leg that was as tall as Eric and she was very massive now, so it's in the genes. I'm a big woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not that.

[Caller/Listener]

I will outwork anybody you hire.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did the man that you conceived Eric with, what did he weigh?

[Caller/Listener]

About 185.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. Just wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it comes from mama's side. Well, that's good. Why didn't you ever get him on the football field?

[Caller/Listener]

His grandson, his daddy's father and his mother and all them were massive people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why did you not ever get him on the football field?

[Caller/Listener]

Football? Yeah, he played. He played some. Like in Jenny High.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, and he preferred. He wanted to be a wrestler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll be right back.

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And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Might as well take your pee pee and slam it in a door jam.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Bobbock.

[Michael Turley]

Why are you looking at me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bizarre Baba, you're the one that creates the front loaded clips.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, you picked that song.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did not pick Creed.

[Michael Turley]

No, you didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I picked this. John did just the intro. Just the. The. You hate Creed.

[Rob Ball]

You picked Creed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[Rob Ball]

I lost respect of your music.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's better than Chandelier. It's not as bad as. What's the band that everybody hates, Loves to hate.

[Michael Turley]

Nickelback.

[Rob Ball]

Creed.

[JD Ryan]

Creed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're just talking about alcoholics and rock music and idiots and that. And he goes right in that vein. Scott Stapp is what I mean, he's an all time record holder.

[JD Ryan]

I had to.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, you, You. You put Creed on the list. And I had to go and learn everything about Creed because I don't know Creed. I was stuck in country radio at the time, right? And they were very, very popular for post grunge after Kurt Cobain died. They were the most popular of that bunch.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're a great band.

[Michael Turley]

They won Grammys.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the guy's an idiot. The singer's an absolute idiot.

[Michael Turley]

The music is. Is quite pasteurized, I would say pasteurized to my taste, but I. Turley, you can't say, you know, John, your music sucks. We don't do that on this show.

[Rob Ball]

I didn't say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can say it. You can say it sucks, but it's just Opinion.

[Michael Turley]

When you. Do you like it. It's your show. You said play it, we play it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They rock pretty hard. And I. I mean, I'm sorry.

[Mike Brosan]

Sorry.

[Michael Turley]

All you tidy whitey goody goodies that don't understand Creed.

[JD Ryan]

Here we go.

[Michael Turley]

Can just jump off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they're just opposing Brian and Lake Jackson.

[Mike Brosan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sorry.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, they are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian, do you think Creed sucks? Are they good? Brandon. I mean, Brandon.

[Caller/Listener]

Brandon. I think Creek sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's another suck. Yeah, there's two for sucks and one for good. Okay, y' all are winning. What you got, Brandon?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man, I just heard your story about how you're the one that brokered the deal between Texas Direct and Vroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. Yeah. Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I want to let you know something, man. I used to work at Texas Direct in Internet sales for about two years. I always finished in the top three. And I was making about 20, 30, sometimes $40,000 a month until they sold out to Broom. And I started rerouting all the calls, took all the business away from Texas Direct. And, you know, I lost my honey hole because of you. I just thought I'd call and give you a hunt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, don't think that I got paid because I didn't get paid either.

[Caller/Listener]

I ain't getting paid either.

[John Clay Wolf]

They called me. What are you doing now?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm selling cars at Honda Lake Jackson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hmm. Well, if I had something for you, I mean, buyers. I don't need salesmen because we don't sell cars of the public. We just re wholesale them. But yeah, I'd give you a gig if I had one. But yeah, dude, that deal, they were gonna. I mean, they were gonna get to him somehow. And that was Rick's argument to me. He's like, I don't owe you anything because they were gonna buy me anyway.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm like, well, no, I don't know you. I don't want nothing from you. I just thought I'd give you some crap on the radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the problem is, is I made a deal with him in writing that if this deal consummates, he'd pay me 200,000 and they'd pay me 200,000. It's all in writing and it wasn't.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, that sounds about right. Knowing for my dealings with them, they supposed to give me. Give me some money too. It didn't ever happen either. So I hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so now I just bid against them. I mean, if you. If you can't. If you can't join them. Just beat the hell out of them.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what I say.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, see you. It's car wars, baby.

[Rob Ball]

Apparently Pre K had something to say on Creed, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Apparently. Yeah, I don't know why y' all.

[Rob Ball]

Hating on Creed, man. Creed is the jam and they are the ish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm a big Creed fan. There you go, Pre K, whitey black, everybody with horns.

[Rob Ball]

Stopping that chin, man. Yeah, you can sing.

[JD Ryan]

Didn't see that coming.

[John Clay Wolf]

The boy can sing. The boy can sing. He's just an idiot. Look him up online when he was drunk at the airport. Or high odd. California, we're leaving you out this morning. Good morning in Vegas. Oh, they're on delay. That's right. That's why we're not hearing from you. We have people on the ground out there. Go to. Give me the comm. Remember, if we don't beat your car, max offer, we'll give you a check for a hundred dollars. And in Houston, Texas, same thing goes for Texas Direct. 800-800-7234, vroom. Or whatever the hell it's called this week. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It ought to be called stock market market games dot com. Because that's really what I think. That's my opinion. Okay. Shuffle Quarterback Mark Brunel sets a new Guinness World Record. What's that about?

[Michael Turley]

All right. Turley didn't want to do this video.

[Rob Ball]

This is so ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it sucks, I don't want to do it. Does it suck more than Creed? We'll. We'll. We'll judge that. The contest is, does this next bit that Bobo put together suck more than the song that I picked to intro the segment?

[JD Ryan]

Fair enough.

[Rob Ball]

Go ahead and tell everybody.

[Michael Turley]

Mark Brunel, we all remember, was fine. Quarterbacks got a Super bowl ring. Right now, he has broken a new Guinness World Record. And the best thing about we, you know, we got the biggest Bowie knife in the world in my hometown now in Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Texas.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. The neatest thing is having the old English guy come out and explain the stipulations on whether the record was broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is an official Guinness World Records attempt. For the longest throw and catch of a hot dog sausage into a bun, there will need to be a throw of a minimum to 20 meters caught in the hot dog bun. The bun is to be pre sliced suitably. Sausage may not be tampered with in any way to aid its projection.

[Michael Turley]

So don't tamper with the sausage. Right. And Brunel was quite Proud to do this ridiculous feat. A little different than throwing a football, of course, but anybody can throw football. Not everybody can throw a hot dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got just over 20 meters, 20.96 I.

[Caller/Listener]

And that takes.

[Michael Turley]

It took just about everything I had to throw it that far.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty big deal. Pretty big deal.

[Michael Turley]

I'm very proud of it. That's 24 yards.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go down on record that creed sucks worse than that story, I guess, because, I mean, y'.

[Caller/Listener]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are swinging me.

[Rob Ball]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Finally, to throw.

[Michael Turley]

To throw a weenie 24 yards accurately enough for a fella to catch it in a hot dog bun. It's world record.

[JD Ryan]

That's huge. I mean, 65ft. That's long, though.

[Rob Ball]

I've heard, heard Romero, Tony Romo's dad say he's thrown stuff that far before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get him on real quick. Romero, Romo's dad, he gets in trouble everywhere he goes.

[JD Ryan]

Every single time he goes somewhere.

[Michael Turley]

Buenos dias, Mr. Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I watched NFL films last night behind the story on Tony Romo. And I saw you on there Romero, and you're actually accent was much less than it is on this radio show.

[Michael Turley]

They. You have to do things for the television papers that you may not do on the radio. You can on this program. I feel I can be myself.

[JD Ryan]

You could be yourself.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think your son, Antonio Romo, should do a better weenie toss.

[JD Ryan]

Than what's his name or maybe break another record?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. I don't know if we tutor about the hot dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Because Tony no really like the hot dog.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not a big fan.

[Michael Turley]

Well, he have a dog? He still do to this day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Why don't we pick a nick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Do you like a picnic?

[JD Ryan]

The picnics? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800 radio is the phone number here.

[Michael Turley]

By the way, when we picnic, we always send Antonio, my son. Right, your son, and his big brother Hydra, to the Taco Bell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Taco Bell?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And they have the five layer crunchy taco burrito.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Weighs about the three quarters of a pound.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it's a big burrito.

[Michael Turley]

Many of them. And the children's weight at the table. And the parking lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he just say?

[JD Ryan]

The children wait at the table.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

The children white as the tablet.

[Rob Ball]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

A good 50 yards. 50 from the parking lot.

[Caller/Listener]

A long way.

[Michael Turley]

And a can of white. The cano white for the five layer crunchy burrito they are wearing. Delicioso.

[JD Ryan]

Five layer crunchy.

[Michael Turley]

I saw all of the Foods from the young brand of family foods.

[JD Ryan]

Are you getting money from Taco And.

[Michael Turley]

Antonio when he have with that Taco Bell sock in his hand? Yeah, he's just a little kid himself.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

He says, wait, I will throw it to you.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, makes a little game out of lunch, dude.

[Michael Turley]

You understand this, Senor Hoof, Just tell me what happened.

[JD Ryan]

Wait, I will throw it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Jaime plays the part of the center and hold the Taco Bell soccer between his knees.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Jaime's the pitch out man.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

Got the sack between his knees.

[Michael Turley]

He hold the Taco Bell soccer between his knees. And I keep my eye to the left, looks to the left because Antonio has the glass iron.

[JD Ryan]

And Tony says a hotel berry.

[Michael Turley]

He learned this from another NFL team. You may have heard. Okay, the Gerald Golf. We had him and Tony snatched Taco.

[JD Ryan]

From the passage, reach it in the.

[Michael Turley]

Bag and throw it to the picanicket table.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

50 yards in a high tight spiral. On one occasion he was not so accurate. They actually hit his son Reivers right in the eye.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

Rivers is not catching so well, but he's still in love with his taco. Okay, he tried another. Another wants to hit a bird other. Otherwise he's shooting 79% of the tacos. Not so much with the nachos. We'll work on this. But I think he's still more accurate than the illegal baby pants that Daka Prescott. Thank you, Romero Romo Tide the spiral.

[John Clay Wolf]

Andrea in Oklahoma City. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, I was gonna get my Oklahoma City vote in not sucking.

[Michael Turley]

Three to two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three to two, three to two. Thanks, Andrea. The creek does not suck. Michael's this truck worth more than 2020-2020-2020-2020, 2020, 2000.

[Caller/Listener]

Geez, I hope so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com load it up. It's a 15Lariat with 55,000mile two wheel drive leather roof. Nav. Givemethevin.com it's a offer. One minute's all it'll take. Have a couple pictures loaded up, boom. You'll have an offer in less than one minute. We don't have some stupid long form. It. Just put it in, put the VIN number in, answer. Click, click, click, boom. There you go. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy Red Ass.

[Radio Announcer]

Presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do these guys suck too early?

[Rob Ball]

No, they. They're not posers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm glad that they. Wow. They. They. They passed Your deal. We've had more people calling this Texas Direct crap.

[JD Ryan]

Stirred some stuff up.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's funny. Well, the truth.

[Michael Turley]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just. Just the fact that I didn't get paid for me behind the scenes.

[JD Ryan]

It's an old story.

[John Clay Wolf]

You'd listen to the podcast. We'll go over it. Yeah. I mean, it's in Houston. Absolutely. If we don't beat your Texas Direct offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[JD Ryan]

Sweet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing like a good old fight man in Houston. And what's classier than a used car fight?

[JD Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's. It's. What's classier than fighting overused cars and tattooed horse?

[Mike Brosan]

You know, we.

[Michael Turley]

We featured clips a few weeks ago from the, you know, Sell Hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.com. yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Live hard movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

And Tula, it made me go back and look at the old Kurt Russell film used Cars, and I can't decide which I like better. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't either. Do you have the other clip to make it up?

[Caller/Listener]

It's not even friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not.

[Michael Turley]

No, it is not.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we love you. We bought a 15, 18, 000 mile Corolla AN06 from a little old lady in Temecula yesterday. California, here we come. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio in Fresno. 2. So I took the girls to the Jingle Ball. So Jingle Ball is going through the United States. It's. What is that I Heart production, where they concert. Yeah, they bring together all these teeny bop bands, pop groups. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you haven't taken five freshmen in high schoolers to a concert before, you haven't lived a full life.

[JD Ryan]

You are going through that phase.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's fun.

[JD Ryan]

I watched my father take my sisters to the Beatles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was fun. Same kind of thing. Except I wasn't that good at that. We, you know, I didn't drink, which was really difficult.

[JD Ryan]

Look at you. He's a big boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Michael Turley]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tried to get Uncle Roy to drive and he couldn't make it. And we tried to get someone else. I was like, man, I can't drink if I, you know, I mean, how can I set precedence for these kids if I can't have a few cocktails? We had the VIP thing and meet and greet and all that. So they went into the concert and I hung out with the radio people and talked shop. And then I went out to the car and took a nap. For three hours.

[JD Ryan]

He didn't hang with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't hang my dad.

[Rob Ball]

Call me when you want me to pick you up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shawn Mendez. Who's that? I think he's popular.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I think it's a guy we work with here in the building.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if he's any. If he's any relation to Lewis Mendez. Because that guy used to drive me to school when I was in elementary.

[JD Ryan]

Never.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 807. Louis Mendez. He worked for my grandfather.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if it's Shawn Mendez relation very much.

[JD Ryan]

What a good dad, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rest in peace, Lewis Mendez. He died at a young age. Actually went to high school.

[JD Ryan]

The Beatle concert. The rest of their lives.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[JD Ryan]

So you did a good thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did it last year, too, Russell, in Dallas. Your truck has so many miles on it, I'd rather do it off air.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, 343,000 miles on an 08 Ram. That's a testament to Dodge, by the way. Are you a bulldozer operator? Is that what your occupation is?

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no. I am a payphone technician.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that's why all the miles you run around service and payphones all over.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've been to California twice, Chicago three times, all over the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you expect this truck to bring with 350,000 miles?

[Caller/Listener]

Several million. Because, my God, it just keeps going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you smoke recreational marijuana?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then there's two. That's happened twice today.

[JD Ryan]

Batting a thousand.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had two guys that smoke recreational marijuana in. Their opinions of their vehicle values are drastically overstated. And maybe I need to get on that legislation to disband that stuff because it's messing up my business. Everybody's stoned and they think their cars are worth more than they get repoed. And I have to buy them from the repo agencies instead of directly from the people.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'd rather buy them because when a car gets repoed, when they know that the hooks after them, they go to tearing the cars up.

[JD Ryan]

Do they? There's a video, if you're seeing the video of the lady whose car, literally, they were picking it up and she was smashing it as they point, taking stuff out, hitting it with the golf club, breaking windows.

[John Clay Wolf]

Point taken, absolutely. Once you know you've lost it for real, they jump it. The Dukes of Hazard, them. They'd steal parts off of them. There was a CTSV Cadillac hot rod motor that somebody swapped out with, like, a regular eight cylinder. So we bought this. Manny, I'm Sorry, man. It was a mistake. It could have happened. Any of us, sure. But we buy this CTSV and it's got a non CTSV engine in it and you know, it was up for repo and they sold the motor to their buddy and they swapped it out with a regular one.

[JD Ryan]

It's a lot of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, it's a lot of work, but those things are expensive. Steve. A 14 Camaro with a hundred thousand miles in a convertible, six cylinders. Got to be worth 8,000. You there? No. Steve. Do you smoke recreational marijuana? Tomball. 200,000 miles. This is the miley. Just go. If you have a 200,000 mile, anything over 115,000 miles, just go to givemetheven.com because there's a lot of variable in those cars. I like to save the nice cars for the radio.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fancy cars. If you've got vets, wranglers, Lamborghinis, Ferraris. This is highline season, by the way. This is when the market goes up on.

[JD Ryan]

It goes this time of year on heavies.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because rich people buy rich people cars for their loved ones or themselves. Most rich people, their number one loved one is themselves.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of course, during the holiday season, I buy myself something. Nobody can buy them anything because they have everything. So they go buy themselves a new heavy car.

[JD Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 800. 800 radios. To call a number or just go to give. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com you ever see those giant bows.

[JD Ryan]

They put on top of cars? Like you think that's only for a TV commercial?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's for people doing it for themselves.

[JD Ryan]

It is not. You're right. Because I have a friend that works at the Grapevine. Mercedes Benz. He said they have an entire room filled with those giant bows for people for delivery of those cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it flies, floats or Fs, Lisa. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD Ryan]

You got away with saying that?

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio. How AC DC Hell's Bells played on an actual cathedral bells.

[Michael Turley]

Love it.

[JD Ryan]

That'd be interesting.

[Michael Turley]

Love it. There's. There's a video. You can see this online. It's gone kind of viral, but it's a little inside. You'd have to be a big AC DC head.

[JD Ryan]

So who's playing it?

[Michael Turley]

A guy played the song on Europe's largest set of church bells inside an actual German cathedral that was built in 1506.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Pretty cool.

[JD Ryan]

Pretty cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's cool.

[Michael Turley]

He actually works that bass note in later. Here it comes.

[Rob Ball]

That's Pretty cool.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I wish I had one of those, man.

[JD Ryan]

It's pretty awesome. We were talking about rich people a few minutes ago from the. An idiot will buy anything if they think it's cool. File the Payless. You know the Payless shoes. Payless shoe stores recently had some fun at the expense of the snooty crowd. The discount shoe retailer filled a formal or a former Armani store with its own Payless brand shoes and just added a zero onto the price tags. So these are $20 shoes that are going for 200 or more. And what happened? They brought in all these, these fashion critics. All the fashion critics bought it. They oohed and they ahhed. They just said, oh, I can tell. Oh, my lord. You can certainly tell. These are very high quality. They're amazing. These $20 shoes went for 2, 400, $600. Where it is the new pay it was. They actually named it Pele.

[Michael Turley]

That's been funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Payless put a new name on their fancy French name on their shoe, asked more money, and they got it.

[JD Ryan]

And they got it it. Word is the new penness store will be opening in Dallas next week. Crowds are expected to be shallow and plastic.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

But can you believe that?

[JD Ryan]

I just love rich people as well as critics. Critics are the best. Oh, this is amazing. These shoes are unbelievable. Certainly worth $600.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sugar footed Sugarfoot. Yeah, Sugarfoot. I had a lady asked me, I was watching the game, said she called Zeke the cowboy running back. Sugarfoot said, I wonder if his Sugarfoot makes his tail feathers shake. I was like, what are you talking about? She thinks he's.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so. No, I certainly don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He keeps getting in trouble for other.

[JD Ryan]

The opposite of sugar situation.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, how would you know? You'd have to find another Ewok to tell for sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nissan, their CEO got arrested in Europe or Japan. No, Japan when he landed. And I, I need to look up. I need to look up this story during the break, but it goes along with a theory that I've had for a while.

[Michael Turley]

They're not that Nissan, you said?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that, that they're. They're doing some stock games and manipulating markets that aren't correct and it's costing. It costs a lot of money. They arrested the guy. Now I, I need to. Before I say another word, I need to read the story.

[JD Ryan]

Cnbc.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it?

[JD Ryan]

Japan Times. Every other station's reporting it the headline simply says arrest of ousted Nissan chairman. I can't pronounce his name. Gun invites conspiracy theories. Talk of a coup among auto executives.

[Michael Turley]

His name is Kunami Machichiro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi. Paul Harvey.

[JD Ryan]

Paul Harvey. I don't believe that's correct. But anyway, 64 year old executive is in solitary confinement occupying a tiny cell in the Tokyo Detention center.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he do wrong?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sure. I haven't read that far yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just know they've been pumping their dealers full of cars like Chrysler used to.

[Rob Ball]

I think Paul Harvey knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Paul, do you know, in the.

[Michael Turley]

Words of Mr. Takahime himself, I do nothing wrong. I be here only because I know business fry to roll. Something wrong?

[JD Ryan]

Something wrong. I see.

[Michael Turley]

Please no handcuff on me now. I want my raria.

[John Clay Wolf]

You what?

[JD Ryan]

A lawyer.

[Michael Turley]

Unquote.

[JD Ryan]

Unquote.

[Michael Turley]

Paul Harvey.

[Mike Brosan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good day. Good day. Good day. Good day. Gerald in Baytown. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks for tuning in. Is this your first time to hear us?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I've heard y' all quite a bit. About every weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

About every weekend.

[Rob Ball]

Well, good.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you have a Yukon Denali. Is it the long one, the suburban style or the Tahoe? The short one.

[Caller/Listener]

No sir. No sir, it's not a. It's not a Yukon, It's a truck. It's a crew cab. 1500 series Denali Drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it diesel or gas? It was 1500. So it's gas.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh gosh. Right off the top.

[Caller/Listener]

The white leather, I mean not white leather. It's got the tan leather and that like the. Was it a diamond white paint job?

[John Clay Wolf]

I believe 53,000 miles on a 15/2 ton Denali. Right off the top of my head I'm going 28 GS, maybe 29. Go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate number or your VIN number and we have a one minute [e-mail] within one minute the offer is instantaneous. But it only takes you 1 minute to fill out our form. It's very short and very quick. Put a couple of pictures in there. So take two snaps of your card, go to givemethevin.com on your cell phone, dump the license plate number in push go answer are like just very short questions. It takes less than one minute. You'll have your offer right there. I think it's 28 grand, but I don't want to look it up because I'm feeling lazy. 800. 800. 7 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio.

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[John Clay Wolf]

A woman had to be removed from a flight from Scotland to London yesterday after attempting to sneak an emotional support cat onto the plane.

[Radio Announcer]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fortunately, when the woman broke down in tears, the cat was there to not care at all.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

Glass gallus. Man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh has been bugging us. He's getting pissed because we haven't let him on the air this morning. He gets a little jumpy.

[JD Ryan]

He kind of thinks he has a, you know, like a car blanche. When it's his turn, it's, let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbo. Are you here?

[Michael Turley]

I'm shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What are we going to do with this migrant caravan coming up from Mexico?

[Michael Turley]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Nothing. Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Guatemalans.

[Michael Turley]

They were coming from Guatemala.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they're in Mexico now and they're at our border.

[Michael Turley]

It'll take them 30 years to get up here from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, they're already. They're already here. Huh?

[JD Ryan]

What do you want to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. You. I want to let them all in.

[Michael Turley]

I say we let the law take its toll.

[JD Ryan]

There's. We could.

[Michael Turley]

The border's been closed. I think they have to ask for asylum. Bigger things to worry about.

[JD Ryan]

Like what?

[Michael Turley]

Bush 41 passed away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's.

[Michael Turley]

For God's sake.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Bush 41.

[Michael Turley]

Caravan. Caravan's a bad English rock group.

[John Clay Wolf]

But look what people.

[Michael Turley]

I don't think remember how much influence on a global scale Georgia Bush had.

[JD Ryan]

Senior Daddy.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

How? Well, what?

[Michael Turley]

George Hoover Walker. Bush, Hoover, Walker, Harriet Walker. I get mixed up. I'm not. When I. When I texted your phone screener PJ CJ That I was pissed, I didn't mean I was angry. I was talking in the English sense. Pissed, meaning drunk as hell, which I like. Which I enjoy. A lot of people don't, but. Look, a lot of people don't think about the fact that George Herbert Walker Bush was the director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

[JD Ryan]

True story.

[Michael Turley]

Under President Nixon. Nixon.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he got Nixon ousted.

[Michael Turley]

Do you think he knows where there are any bodies buried? None.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Michael Turley]

And he handled world affairs just like a mob boss, just like Vito Corleone would. What happened to Noriega? Well, George Bush put Noriega in power back in 1974. But at a certain time when Noriega knew too much.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Had to go.

[Caller/Listener]

Had to go.

[JD Ryan]

Had to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to go.

[Michael Turley]

No, but same with Shaw of Iran. Same With Saddam Hussein. Okay. It's a good thing he never got to Drew Brees.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Why would that.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we've all been to New Orleans.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Dangerous times. And Bush 41 was aware of it.

[JD Ryan]

The quarterback of the Saints is a big concern.

[Michael Turley]

He'll be missed. I think he was probably the last class act to hold the office of president.

[JD Ryan]

People have been very respectful today. I'll say that on Facebook. For a political. Any political person. People have been very respectful of George.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the big boss in New Orleans? Ernest and Julio Gallo. No, that's wine.

[JD Ryan]

That's wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's another guy that's a liquor slinger that was like the big. He was the Vito Corleone of New Orleans.

[Michael Turley]

That's my favorite Linda Ronstadt song. I'll be your liquor slinger tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tony in Dallas. Good morning, Tony in Dallas. Good morning, Tony. Tony and Dallas going once. Are you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What have you got, sir? Is your Honda accord LX with 60,000 miles. A 16 edition. I take it it's a four cylinder?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a four door? Because I don't think they made. Well, they made a coupe in a LX Dash S. Is yours a two door or four door?

[Caller/Listener]

They don't make that no more. It's a four door.

[Mike Brosan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now they did make it in 16. They made it LX Dash S, but that's not. Nor here, nor there. Average, rough or clean on the old Honda Roddy.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's go with C. Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clean. All right. Let's go with $11,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Let's go with what?

[John Clay Wolf]

$11,000.

[Caller/Listener]

I have a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes?

[Caller/Listener]

Do you smoke recreational marijuana?

[John Clay Wolf]

He got me back. I have not in quite some time. But I have tried an edible and I watched the air come out of the vents for about three hours.

[Caller/Listener]

Was it a Gummy Bear?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a Tootsie Roll. It was called a Chiba Chew and it lit me up like the 4th of July. I didn't want to take any calls. I didn't want to contact any other human beings. I wanted to sit in my room by myself and watch the air come out of the air conditioning vent. It was quite a trip. You say nice, so what? Keeping it classy right here on the radio this Saturday morning. It is legal now. You know, I'm looking. Hey, just fy. I'm looking at some MMR returns, which means cars just like yours that have sold. Here's one with 60,000 miles that brought 9,600. Here's one in Southern California with 62,000 miles. That brought 9,750. Here's one with 67,000 miles. What did I offer you on yours? I already forgot.

[Caller/Listener]

I think it was like nine or 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's one that brought 11. I offered you 11. Offered you 11. I think I'm pretty much dead. Nuts on.

[Caller/Listener]

No, thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

69,000 miles. $9,400. So what? What is yours worth? What is yours worth? What is yours worth?

[Caller/Listener]

14.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so if I had one, if I can go buy one of these for mid nines or say 10, would you give me 14 for mine?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's a Honda.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no. If I had the same car that I can buy for 10,000, will you give me 14 for it? Is what I'm asking.

[Caller/Listener]

If it was a Toyota.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's a Honda. The same car. You say yours is worth 14. I say I've got one. I'll sell you. Will you buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

So we're talking wholesale to retail.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're just talking. You're. You're. You're the one in charge here, Mr. Big Shot. You're the one telling everybody what everything's worth because, you know. So now that I have one, will you buy mine?

[Caller/Listener]

Look up at the vent look up.

[John Clay Wolf]

On my jock 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4, don't pass 800, 800 radio. Okay. Sorry about that. Just people.

[JD Ryan]

Just people retail. I mean, you see that all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but. But when you flip it around, they just.

[JD Ryan]

Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

What of you crazy. I'll sell you one for 14 right now. I'll go get one. I know where to go get one.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now, Right. Just second. I mean, nobody.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, it's like you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard to go broke if you're making a profit. I'll damn sure sell him one.

[JD Ryan]

Like, you don't do this 1800 times a month.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever. God bless. So, the Queen movie. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I loved it. I went last Sunday. We had to go first showing Sunday morning to get tickets.

[JD Ryan]

It was sold out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was good. It was real good.

[Michael Turley]

Very popular. Well, we're living in a music town, and I don't have a lot of people who've actually gone to theaters, which you don't see a lot. Wonderful movie. What I. What I missed in the movie. It's so great how they introduced songs and how they came up with ideas for songs in the studio. They never did that David Bowie duet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. Under pressure.

[Michael Turley]

You know, as far as getting in a room with David Bowie and Freddie Mercury and all the guys in the band, they did play the song. I think there's a scene when he's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Standing in the rain under pressure, kind.

[Michael Turley]

Of in an after.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give love, give love, give love.

[Michael Turley]

I would like to have seen that scene in the movie. That had to be an amazing day to be in the room with all those guys. Right. The way Bowie produces so meticulously and the way Freddie Mercury, they say, was just always off the cuff and just slinging quality vocals left and right. That would have been great to see.

[John Clay Wolf]

I liked the movie a lot. I thought it was cool and I thought it told. I have more respect for Freddie Mercury than I used to.

[JD Ryan]

Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was, it was great. And I've seen the Def Leppard movie and I've seen the Eagles history and all these movies is all the kind of the same. These guys just did a great job of producing that story and what a great story it was. And I understand why they are still who they are today. I mean, it was, it was awesome. You liked it? Too naturely.

[Rob Ball]

It was awesome. Yeah, I agree. It's gonna win Oscars.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna win everything.

[JD Ryan]

I totally agree. It was just, it was an amazing. Like I said, it opened up his life because you sort of knew little bits and pieces of it, but you didn't know the deep parts and the whole history where he, he said at one point in his life, I'm not gonna be a pop star. I'm gonna be a legend. You're like God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the whole opera a thing. Oh, yeah. That's what made sense of it.

[JD Ryan]

I'm. I'm telling you, if I'm a music director or I'm at that time, a six minute song that makes no sense and rambles and starts over here and ends up over here and goes, Mama, Mama.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[JD Ryan]

No, I wouldn't have played it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A woman had to be removed from a flight from Scotland to London yesterday after attempting to sneak an emotional support cat onto the plane.

[Radio Announcer]

Call them toll free, 1-800-800- RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fortunately, when the woman broke down in tears, the cat was there to not care at all.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ask Alice, buddy. A12 Diesel, 113,000 thousand mile Longhorn, Laramie extended cab or crew cab.

[Caller/Listener]

It is a crew cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant mega cab or crew cab. I'm sorry, so it's not a mega cab?

[Caller/Listener]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds pretty. Is it, Is it Is it, is it 28,000?

[Caller/Listener]

It's clean. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

28.

[Caller/Listener]

Original owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

28,000.

[Caller/Listener]

28,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm just curious what I may give 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I can do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do that. I may, I might go 30. I like it. Scott, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on at 2011 Lincoln? L. I'm a fan of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I appreciate it. I, I just buy Lincolns. I, I drive them. I pretty much mile them out. But I like what you're doing on the show. It's good stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do we. So, so do you, do you get up on Saturday morning and leave your wife and kids and say you're going to the store? Just listen to the BS for a while in private.

[Caller/Listener]

I, I, I, I just, I just go out and ride around. I'm just riding on the North Dallas tollway. I just want, like to drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles are on your car?

[Caller/Listener]

This one's got 200,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, you're not kidding. Scott, you do like to drive. Wow.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no, I like, I like to drive. The first truck I bought had a million on it. I bought a truck, had a million miles and hauled containers with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some, send me some pictures of this thing, man. With 200,000 miles. If you're used to trading, selling high mile rigs like this that you know it's only worth about a thousand bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I know. I know. It's not worth a lot, right? I know it's not worth a lot. I just take them out. Like I said, I just mile them out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Ricardo in Pasadena. Good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. Buenos dias.

[Caller/Listener]

Buenos dias.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a 10 challenger SRT8.44,000 miles, leather roof, nav. What color color it is?

[Caller/Listener]

Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is red. It is $19,000 is exactly what that car is worth.

[Caller/Listener]

19,000 sounds good.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a lot of them and I've got some right now. I actually have one that, yeah, these Challengers are starting to show up a lot because, you know, that body style's been out since 08. And here they come. I'll give 19,000. 19,000 with a clean car factory. Go to givemetheven.com we will. Anybody listening? You can go to givemetheven.com if you take a couple of your pictures of your car before you go to the website on your phone, you will have an offer in one Minute Everybody else wastes your time. We do not waste your time. We will give you an offer in one minute if the car's under 115,000 miles. If it's over, then we have to do it manually. Under 115,000. One minute [e-mail] and we will come to you and pick it up. Thanks. Dr. Montgomery. We've got our, we have our car review man in the studio with us this morning. Good morning, doctor.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you took on the new 18, 19 something diesel finally. They've been talking about it for 10 years. Having a half ton Ford diesel truck.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, finally here.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, now it's time for the ride of the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Dodge did it. Nobody cared. And Ford's done it. What's your interpretation? I saw it. It's a platinum. It's gorgeous. It couldn't be prettier.

[Mike Brosan]

Great truck, you know, F150 Platinum. I think, you know, everybody pretty much knows about that truck. But what we're, you know, we're interested in this new motor, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What is it? Is it 6 or an 8?

[Michael Turley]

I don't even know.

[Mike Brosan]

It's a 6, a 3.06. Literally. 250 horsepower, 440 pounds of torque. You know, this 10 speed transmission, I dig this transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's cool. You know the 10 speeds.

[JD Ryan]

Do you feel it, do you feel it shifting?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you look at, did you look at the miles per gallon? Because that's where diesel gets the advantage.

[Mike Brosan]

Most of the time. So as we all know here, I get to, I get a little highway time in the morning and the afternoon, afternoon, you know, and I set the cruise on 80 and the thing gets 21 miles a gallon and a 5 liter gets 16. Yeah, or 16 or 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you drive a car 100,000 miles and do the math on that, then it about equals the upcharge for the diesel, I think.

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah, I drive it further than that. Five grand, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a five grand up charge.

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah, it's a five grand up charge after you get it going. I mean, you know, it, it drives good. It's got plenty of power. A little sluggish on the, on the, on the bottom end, like all diesels. Right. But after it gets going. But at 80 miles an hour, you got to think, okay, that turbo gauge is running about £20 of boost. Right. So it's blowing air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Mike Brosan]

What else has to go with air?

[Michael Turley]

Fuel.

[Caller/Listener]

Sure.

[Mike Brosan]

So maybe somebody wants to drive at 60. We don't have that turbo boost. Maybe you get that 30 miles a gallon they're hoping for, but you ain't getting it at 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember when they were talking about this 10 years ago and I had the wolf Ford. My service manager said, oh, great, because it was supposed to come out 10 years ago. He's like, now we're gonna be replacing transmissions and motors on all these half ton trucks because everyone's gonna think that they're driving a Peterbilt and they're gonna try to overload them and drive them like a big truck. And they're not.

[Mike Brosan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're not.

[Mike Brosan]

I, I like the truck, you know, on the freeway getting in them, you're like, like, what's wrong with this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now you said you came over here in a Cadillac, like a fluid transmission.

[Mike Brosan]

CT6, a new Cadillac CT6. And which Mr. Mike Brosan at Crest Cadillac first with us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. You got something in your mouth. Pull it out so we can hear you.

[Mike Brosan]

Yeah, that's right.

[Michael Turley]

My friend.

[Mike Brosan]

Anyway, Mike helps us out.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Mike Brosan]

So anyway, this car, you set it on. On this auto drive. And this thing drives. It drives itself down the road. It's got cruise set.

[JD Ryan]

What if it's a curve?

[Mike Brosan]

It drives around the curve, follows the curve. Really? I don't know how it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a driverless car. In a sense.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Brosan]

I mean, that's spooky.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you have a drinking problem, this is your car?

[Mike Brosan]

No, it says in the. It says in the owner's manual. The one, the owner's manual that I read said that if you have it set on auto drive, that you will not get a dwi.

[JD Ryan]

That is not true. That is.

[Mike Brosan]

I drank three bloody marys on the way down here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything but the radio, right?

[Mike Brosan]

I mean, you just kick your seat back, fold the mirrors in and let it rip.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is not accurate. We are being sarcastic, not condoning drunk driving.

[Michael Turley]

You can't drink all day if you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to listen to this show. Oh, go ahead, Bob.

[Michael Turley]

If you don't start in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right, you can't drink all day.

[Mike Brosan]

Look, if you're gonna drink and drive, you really need to put your seat belt on.

[JD Ryan]

Don't, don't, don't, don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna get mad all over me. I don't need it. I don't need it. This is not a good. We disagree with his opinions.

[Mike Brosan]

Jimmy. These are independent opinions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Very independent opinions.

[JD Ryan]

For comedic.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if you drink and drive and listen to the show on Saturday mornings, you need to have your old lady driving you around?

[Rob Ball]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

The preceding has been a promotional advertisement brought to you by the Ford Motor Company.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. No. No, it has not. No, it has not. Did you dump it? Yeah. God bless America. Everybody's gonna get me sued. I don't need it. I don't need it. I've got insurance for it, but I don't need it.

[JD Ryan]

I gave up trying to help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Remember, the podcast is up about one o' clock@john claywolf.com and our baton Rouge office is open today. I don't know if they've given the first 500 bucks away already to the first five people that bring them a Carmax offer in person. It's at Airline Drive, the out Albertsons right there. The gimme the VIN vans out in front of it. Hopefully they've got the banner. I mean, we just moved in it yesterday. Been working on all the IT setup. Don't be, don't, don't look to be impressed with the interior decor. This I can tell you because it's still a work in progress. But the check printer is there and we are ready to pay for cars. If you've got the car in the title, we've got the money. And if you have a payoff, we can do that too. 800-800-723-4-800.

[JD Ryan]

By chance, we're going to lose you. The stream continues for the next hour@john claywolf.com right there at the top, just click the button. And then of course, the podcast is up about 2 o'.

[Caller/Listener]

Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've been buying cars like, like jerks, like hardcore. Because we're going into the new season. We're hoping for an uptick in the market. I've got 400 at the Dallas Auto auction for next Wednesday and we're going to try to have 500 for the next week at the Christmas sale.

[JD Ryan]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's a lot of metal. The logistics of that are a nightmare. To have Uncle Roy, we got him smoking cool cigarettes again. To be able to process, purchase, pay for and pick up and then recondition.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Recondition meaning windshields, dents, all that. Get that many cars prepped, it never ends. Dude, you think P.T. barnum has a circus behind the scenes going on? We've got a hundred people doing nothing but getting these cars bought, gathered, paid for, skinned and ready for remarketing. Yeah, we make 300 bucks a car. And people don't believe that because how could you make any money at 300 bucks a car? It's called volume. You got to do it times a month. Lot, lot, lot of it. And that's what we do. Jay. A 14 335M Sport, all wheel drive, leather roof nav out in Odessa. It's got to be worth 10 grand, right? Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

At least I would think.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just got the damn miles on. I think, I think it's. I think it's, you know, 14 grand is the number coming to me. Maybe 15. The miles are high. The 3 series is not that desirable in high mileage. The 335 with the turbos is good. The m sport helps it. Just go to givemetheven.com if you. It'll throw an answer to you within on your cell [e-mail] it'll bid the cars within one minute. One minute. If you're at a dealership, if you're at carmax, if you're anywhere, you're doing anything, go to give me the vin.com. put your thing. And we got a one minute offer ready for you right there. My name is John Clay wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Be back in a minute for hour number four. And some of y', all, I'm going to lose you. You can go to the stream@john claywolf.com.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

You know why I'm like that?

[Rob Ball]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

It's because I'm a hip, hip cat.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, please help me ball Now.

[Radio Announcer]

John Clay wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hip, hip, hip cat bum.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, hip, hip, hip cat man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris Rock. Chris rock. Kid rock.

[JD Ryan]

Kid Rock has been fired from the Nashville Christmas parade. What? But he planned friends to show up. What he said? Well, he called joy bear the B word. Yeah, he was on. He was on fox and friends and they were talking about this and he said, you know, everybody's getting so politically correct. Blah, blah, blah, blah. He called her the B word. Now he's been fired from the Nashville Christmas parade.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, he's still gonna show up.

[JD Ryan]

That's gonna be the best part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like he cares.

[Rob Ball]

He's trying to get his name back out there.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I'm sure there's something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, it's gonna take more than the Nashville Christmas parade. I don't think that that's like nationally syndicated. Is that. Is that right next to Macy's?

[JD Ryan]

I don't believe it's gonna be on cbs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good afternoon. Morning. Still Vegas hour number four. Glad y' all Are hanging around New Orleans. Everybody else. Midland, Oklahoma City's our number four. We have everybody hour number four except our hometown. Isn't that odd? Work on that. Is that a conspiracy?

[JD Ryan]

Believe it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good news is, is that they can't hear us talk about them.

[JD Ryan]

That's true.

[Michael Turley]

There's no conspiracies in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So our. Our old. We'll get into it later. I want to talk. If I talk about Greg, that guy calling in earlier this morning, Just let it lie. No one will get it. So, no, I'll just leave it alone. Okay. Let's see what's on the board here. Good morning. What do you got? What do you want?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2001 Ford Ranger.

[Rob Ball]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

126961.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are too low for you to be from Oklahoma. So where do you live?

[Caller/Listener]

Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. I was afraid of that because if there's a 91 Ranger in Oklahoma, it'd be 426,000 miles and it being the police impound for a little meth run. Is it a six cylinder or an eight? I mean, or a four six? It's old as hell. That body style. I mean, even the Mexicans turn their ass to that body style at this point. You think I'm kidding? You think I. I don't mean that as a. As a derogatory term. You know, at the end. At the end of the auction, you know, we have all Lamborghinis and Rolls Royces and all these, these million dollar trucks and all this show, and we sell all these cars at the end of the auction. Every Wednesday we run our junk cars and.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, that's. I'm looking at it. That's that body.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a. Oh, it's. It's a square, baby.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we have a lot of Mexican buyers standing there to buy the junk, you know, the 500 to 4,500. And you know you got a bad one when they don't want the.

[JD Ryan]

That one, they turn away.

[John Clay Wolf]

We sold a dodge truck for $200. Saw that on Wednesday.

[JD Ryan]

You did what?

[John Clay Wolf]

200 bucks?

[JD Ryan]

Cost more than that to run it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It cost more than that to sell it. It cost more than that to clean it. It cost more than that to pick it up, and it cost more than that to move it.

[Rob Ball]

I believe that's the cheapest car I've ever sold. Yeah, I've never seen that before in the history. $200.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't want it. So let me ask you, what will you take for your Ranger.

[Caller/Listener]

3, 3000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Well, we're close. Do you subscribe to any of those Latin automotive rags? What are they called? La La Chaparaska. Hang on. Let's get Tony Romo's dad in here. He's right here. Get on the. Come here. Come here. Mr. Romo.

[JD Ryan]

Like the thrifty nickel, but it would be the Spanish version.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Romo, would you like to buy his 91 Ranger?

[Michael Turley]

Stop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. What's that mean?

[JD Ryan]

Stop the car sale.

[Michael Turley]

Auto trainer.

[JD Ryan]

Auto trainer. Auto trainer. Not auto, but auto.

[Michael Turley]

Cornucopia de.

[JD Ryan]

For your cornucopia of automotive goodness.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, this is spot for you. For you and for me.

[JD Ryan]

And for you and for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is the current market on a 91 Ranger with 123,000 miles on it?

[Michael Turley]

Tony Romo's dad, this particular automobile I would not buy. I would rent. I would rent it for six weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

What would you do with it during the rental period?

[Michael Turley]

This is none of your concern.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, oh, I'm more interested in where you're going to find somebody to run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he would probably take a $50 lawnmower and grab a 10 year old kid and put him to work.

[Michael Turley]

This will amass you, my son, number nine, a quarterback. Oh, the Dallas Tony Romo.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

You know about the size of the 40 range? It is somewhat small, right? But you don't pay small when you buy, you pay big. My son, Antonio, due to the size of restriction once through a 1997, I don't think this Ford Ranger actually happened. 12 jars.

[JD Ryan]

Wow, that's a good toss.

[Michael Turley]

Out of the slot into full coverage.

[JD Ryan]

Into full coverage.

[Michael Turley]

He throw it at 3 yards per hour in a high pitch spiral. It was a magnificent.

[JD Ryan]

I bet it was.

[Michael Turley]

Now he did. This did happen underwater.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

But it was fabulous.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

In fact, when they picked the new Aquaman, I think they were thinking of a number nine, a quarter battle. Tony Romo.

[JD Ryan]

I don't think so.

[Michael Turley]

The next super friend.

[JD Ryan]

No, he's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mr. Ford Ranger. The jury is still out on, on the value of your Ranger. You're at three grand. And we'll keep working on our offer. All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John, you misunderstood me, man. I said 2001.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I think he said 1990 and 1. Because that's that square front end. That's that square front end. It's just. I mean they don't even ship into Mexico anymore. I'm serious. They just don't. I mean, I don't think the border patrol's like, ah, throw it in the trash. Okay, I know One average, rougher, clean. And is it extended cab or regular?

[Caller/Listener]

Extended cab, four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Cut it in half. 1500.

[Caller/Listener]

1500, 1500. All right.

[Mike Brosan]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not going to sell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it takes 3,000. Hang on. Now you got me wondering. I mean we've wasted so much time on. This is just like the auction. I get all hung up on these junk cars and I'll just fight them into the ground.

[Michael Turley]

Now that it is the extended cab because that back seat is perfect for any toddler in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna look up the Mannheim market reports on an 01 Ford Ranger just to put this to sleep. Just so we can make sure I'm not wrong. Because I. Dan, is it an Edge? Is it an xlt? Is it an xl? I didn't ask many questions. What have you got? Okay, it is an automatic six cylinder, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, where are you located?

[Caller/Listener]

Beaumont, Texas.

[Mike Brosan]

Okay, has it got mud grip tires on it?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two wheel drive or four wheel drive? On a scale of one to ten, how nice is it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'd give it a solid eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's she. She's a she. She's a girl that you would take home to mama. All right, I'm raising the offer to $2,000. Bam. Now remember, this is a guy that sold an 03 Chevy Dodge truck for 300 last win Wednesday.

[Mike Brosan]

That runs.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ran. And the check's clear.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll hold on to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, here's what we're going to do. If you're gaming, do you have any game or you just a hard ass? If you're just a hard ass, there's nothing you can do with a hard ass. You can't move a hard ass around. Are you a hard ass or do you have some game?

[Caller/Listener]

A little of both.

[John Clay Wolf]

N. See, I feel the hard ass in his voice. Cuz what I was offering, what I was going to do. Do and we'll video it is flip a quarter. Let JD Flip it. You call it. If you win the flip, you get 2500. If I get to win the flip, I'm given two. Oh.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll take tails. Flip it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, let's do it. There we go. Let's get a vid. We need a video and we are going to a quarter, a dime or whatever.

[JD Ryan]

I don't have any coins.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just something everybody's got. Credit cards. Flip your credit card. If it lands on the V side. No, no, no. We'll do a quarter. We'll do a quarter. Somebody's got something. So what we're going to do is we're going to video this and. Hang on, just to make it official so there's no. We don't want anybody. I'm going to start the video now, and you can hear me talking on the video. We're going to post it on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page. There's not a damn coin in the house.

[Michael Turley]

I got. I got my. My Franklin nickel over there.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about we grab it?

[Mike Brosan]

Look at the.

[Rob Ball]

We got one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got.

[JD Ryan]

Say, dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't screw up. And let. Right here. Right here. There's J.D. okay, so if it's tails, it's 2500. If it's heads, it's two grand. And you're selling it. Right. You're not going to waste everybody's time and all this drama for no. For. For no transaction. Is this. Are you committing to doing the deal? Is this correct?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we can do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And we have a car. That's. It's not a salvage title, right?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let's flip.

[Rob Ball]

Tails.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tails. Show your coin. Both sides of it. There's one. Sir.

[Mike Brosan]

Business.

[Rob Ball]

This will be on the Facebook. The other side for John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Flip it, JD Tails is what he is. I won. Heads.

[Rob Ball]

You're selling.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your full name? What's your name?

[Caller/Listener]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, what. What. What's your full name?

[Caller/Listener]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

John who?

[Michael Turley]

John Joe.

[Caller/Listener]

John Doe.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you really gonna do it? Are you just stroking everybody?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a work truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna. Hold on. Oh, you see, You're a liar. Everybody we met a liar. Another liar. A liar from Beaumont, Texas. The Golden Tribe angle. They're changing the high school mascot to the liars for him. Mr. Ranger Boy. All right.

[Mike Brosan]

Sound like a man of his word.

[John Clay Wolf]

He did sound like a man of his word. I was going to send him down to see Blake Relle at the Gulf Coast Auto auction, have a check waiting on him for $2,000. But he's a liar, so he won't get paid.

[JD Ryan]

That's a shame.

[Michael Turley]

Even in Beaumont, you can't lie all day. If you don't, don't start in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a shame. Oh, my God.

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna color your time.

[Mike Brosan]

Did we spend. We spent $2,000 worth of airtime.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Mike Brosan]

Jacking with this guy, and he's a liar.

[JD Ryan]

Let's see what else is going on this week. Hey, get this. Mental health clinics will be opening up inside Walmarts soon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I got one for Brian in New Orleans. I bet Brian's got some game in him. Brian, let's flip for this. O o Lexus RX300 with 180. If I win, I get it for free. If you win, you get a thousand bucks. No, next, next, back to the topic.

[JD Ryan]

The first location of the Walmart store is going to be in Carrollton, Texas. The company's coming in, they're evaluating other locations. They'll say each, each location of Walmart will have one clinician.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta start you over. You got psychiatric mental health desks. Everybody has an idea. Everybody I know in business, in any type of retail deal. What if we put this in a Walmart? Yeah, I mean can you imagine how many people in Bentonville, Arkansas have heard the pitch of what would work in their store? So now somebody made it through all the layers of management pitch meetings that we're gonna stick shrieks. We've looked at the people of Walmart pictures on Facebook so much we think that there's a billion business opportunity here to put a crazy stand in Walmart.

[JD Ryan]

Company is called Beacon Health and they'll be putting mental health clinics inside Walmarts coming soon. The very first one is coming to Carrollton, Texas. Each location will be staffed by one doctor. They'll be caring for such issues as depression, anxiety, stress, grief and relationship issues.

[John Clay Wolf]

Light, crazy, not heavy, it's just upset.

[JD Ryan]

They'll have an express lane for those that actually got their symptoms in the Walmart. But that is true. They really are.

[Michael Turley]

Now wait, these are clinical psychologists or actual psychologists?

[JD Ryan]

These are psychologists.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's different.

[JD Ryan]

They can't psych me, right? Correct.

[Mike Brosan]

You're not gonna have to pass the test to get in, are you?

[JD Ryan]

I'm not sure.

[Mike Brosan]

I mean that would cut the.

[JD Ryan]

I mean, you mean to see how crazy you are. I believe going to a psychologist until.

[Mike Brosan]

They let you in, I mean nobody's gonna get in.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, it's Walmart.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no, no, no. It's not just to get into Walmart. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

When are they gonna start selling weed at Walmart? IHeartRadio's already starting started pitching marijuana. Have you heard other commercials?

[JD Ryan]

No, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, High Times.

[JD Ryan]

I heard radio's pitching dope and if.

[John Clay Wolf]

You look it up online, they took a big investment in High Times magazine and High Times everything. That's all. Go ahead.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah, they're running the ads for High Times so you can invest in them. So I hearts do it. You can invest in High Times?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they think that weeds say bad things.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They, they, they. They're. They're. Anyway, I mean, they're my partner. I love them. I'm not bitching. I'm just saying, hey, man, take a little heat off of me. That's great. If y' all are gonna pitch stock swaps on weed stocks on radio, then, I mean, anything goes, right?

[JD Ryan]

I heart media seeking to light up marijuana markets with high times. There it is. There it is. Investing to $10 million.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Mike Brosan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you heard the commercials?

[JD Ryan]

I mean, no, I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're heavy.

[JD Ryan]

Are they? Are they. They funny heavy? Are they like, doper heavy? Are they? No, they're serious business heavy.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're business heavy.

[Rob Ball]

Johnny Manzel doing some of that too for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, get over here.

[JD Ryan]

He'd be the perfect guy. I mean, if I. If I'm in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manzel, why did you not get the endorsement deal with. With High Time?

[JD Ryan]

Maybe it's still coming. Maybe it's a secret deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Finally, my turn again.

[Michael Turley]

I've been on that couch for six weeks.

[JD Ryan]

We had a nice.

[Michael Turley]

What are you really talking about, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

High Times magazine.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, I love the High Times, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Butt of the month.

[Michael Turley]

Did you see this? This month's bud of the month.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

Crystallized. Just little red hairs coming out from underneath, man. And they said, it's just plain sense. Amelia, man, Is that good. I tried to buy something like it, and I couldn't afford it, man. Down to my last $40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

And people stop buying this locator. 2000 at the gas pipe Gas pip.

[JD Ryan]

For the holiday season thing. No more, huh?

[Michael Turley]

No, because gas pip has some eagle troubles, and I think there was maybe a little stigma.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody knows who the gas pipe is right now. That's a head shop chain up in North Texas.

[Michael Turley]

But don't listen to the stigma, man, because the smoking haters Year 2000 by Johnny Fuppock is also perfect for watering your plants. Even Chia pets and gift plants usually stick to water after you smoke it. Okay. Get your plants high, man. It's gonna be awesome. You say like, high plant, they'd be like, hi. It's gonna be cool, man. Just listen to Metallica and smoke it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy. Lafayette, I've got five seconds. 17 crews hatchback. 11, 000 miles. 10 grand, maybe. 11.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been A bad batch around here.

[Caller/Listener]

Gotta support the local community.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell does that have to do with the price? The tea in China.

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's going to be next in Walmart in Nevada? Prostitution booth.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it could be. They've tried all kinds of different stuff.

[Michael Turley]

That would be so easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've said all along if the insurance companies would get gathered up and figure out how to send patients, rehab patients to areas of prostitution, that it was legal.

[JD Ryan]

Uhhuh.

[John Clay Wolf]

They would, they would get better results than a lot of the meds that they're paying for.

[JD Ryan]

How so?

[John Clay Wolf]

It just gets a brother motivated, man. It's God's magic.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, well, I have to agree with you there. There's all kinds of magic floating around the studio today. Between dope, prescription for. For Cat, our earlier story about. What was it?

[Mike Brosan]

Acid.

[John Clay Wolf]

That reminds me of when I, when we were in Vegas. We're sitting at Jose's at. I forgot the name of that casino where we were staying. But anyway, there was these great looking prostitutes around us and I didn't think they were prostitutes. And my wife was like, they are. I'm like, there's no way that they can be that attractive, classy and like normal.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And so I have one on my left. And then I had my. My wife and I were sitting there, but she didn't know we were married. So I like started playing this game, like, which one do I take?

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was getting, you know, and like going back and forth with, with the, with the pro. And then my wife, My wife was playing along with me. I was gonna say like, like she, like they were arguing over my business. Sure. And it was. And she said. And I was like, how much? And it's like, do you take plastic? She's like, yeah. I'm like, okay. So I whipped out my Blue Cross Blue Shield card.

[JD Ryan]

Oh God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gave it to her. She's like, what's this? I'm like, they'll pay it. I'm under a special doctor deal and they'll pay it. She's like, actually, they told me to get the good stuff. And I'm gonna say that you're good stuff. Bill it to my insurance. You've never done that? She's like, no, no. I'm like, try it. She like, she wouldn't go for it.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, this gal takes Blue Cross. Did you talk to my wife? I said, my wife. And I showed it to her. I said, will you take this? Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a bit set up and that gal was getting interested. Like you really have a setup of blue Cross blue shields.

[JD Ryan]

This is like a good scam where you actually end up with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was fun.

[JD Ryan]

So did you ever get a number? A price? A price?

[John Clay Wolf]

A price. It was 4,000.

[JD Ryan]

She really said that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, for.

[JD Ryan]

What is that? Can I ask without being in gross, what does that buy you?

[Michael Turley]

Everything. I mean, I don't want to because.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, John specific.

[JD Ryan]

Is that an evening? Is that an hour a week?

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I was getting nervous where this conversation was going. They were out bluffing my bull.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were doing. Both of them were doing such a good job at this racket. I was like, man, I'm. I'm getting into deep.

[JD Ryan]

Step up. Sir. Would you please stand up? Put your hands behind your back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No soup for you.

[JD Ryan]

Oh well, Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta grab. Here's a junker. Randy in Oklahoma City's got 160, 000. Randy, what do you really expect me to bid on 165, 000 mile escape?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I don't know. 3,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe, maybe 4,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a titanium?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's just a XLT. Body's in about a 9.5.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's just some weird market that is like Oklahoma. It's like the ghetto. Like there's a hood market on old classic Cadillacs. Like you know they're worth a thousand, but in the ghetto world they're worth five. Sure. But you have to take a trade in of another ghetto car. So they do this ghetto swap market that makes no sense.

[Caller/Listener]

And in Oklahoma it blows cold air.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in Oklahoma they've got this market of high mileage crap that they swap amongst each other on inflated pricing. It's awesome. Awesome. I'll give two grand for your car, Randy. Thank you, sir. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Amanda. Amanda. Amanda's got a 96Z3. Hey Amanda.

[Caller/Listener]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean. And how's the top? And how are the seats and all that stuff?

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, the top is fine. We just put in a new back window. Actually, we got drunk at an auction and I insist on buying something. And I bought it. We just went out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

The interior, it's. There's like. There's what? There's a crack on the passenger seat. But the rest of it, as far as the seats are good.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Listener]

A week.

[John Clay Wolf]

You live in Katy, Texas. I want to prove a point with you. I Want to prove a point with you. I want you to go to Carmax. I want you to go to carmax. I want you to give them this car. And they, they'll give you an offer letter in writing. Take a picture of that offer letter and don't, don't get cute and try to change it because we know how to, we have ways to read them. And if I don't beat their off, if I don't beat their offer. If I don't beat their offer, I'll pay you 500 bucks.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Rob Ball]

Just her.

[Caller/Listener]

Just, I just went out of it. I know what my number is, but I want you to give me a number first.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was really wanting them to break the ice so that I didn't have to be the bad guy. That's really why I offered. I mean, I'll take it, but I mean, I, you know, it's not free. It's 1500 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[Rob Ball]

All right.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

I guess I shouldn't drink at auctions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to Carmax, get the offer. If I don't beat the offer, they offer you, I'll pay you 500. I'll beat it. But I'm gonna let them set the market. I think they're gonna hit it at seventeen hundred dollars.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks.

[Mike Brosan]

Same things happened to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

In what way?

[Mike Brosan]

Drinking at auctions and buying cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Michael Turley]

It, it happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I, I, I, I'm not good at it. I don't do it. Can't imagine you, you, you did it repetitively. Oh yeah, you were better at.

[JD Ryan]

This is Dr. Ken drunk bowling though, where there's a zone where you're really good and then suddenly you suck.

[Michael Turley]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken and I went to Hattiesburg, Mississippi one day. Back then I had a P. Baron, A cool twin engine, pressurized, badass airplane. This is in, I don't know, 01. And we had a pilot named Effie and we went to Hattiesburg, Mississippi to the auction, bought cars. And then that night I was going to go quail hunting the next morning with my father in law and his friends. So we're going to fly from Hattiesburg to Abilene. Let me off. I was going to hook up with them and then it was going to take Kent back to Plano. Effie was. And then go take the plane back to Fort Worth.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're high rolling. Sure, sure. And Ken had a bottle of makers Mark. And we sat in the back of that airplane and played cars and drank makers, Mark.

[JD Ryan]

Oh no.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I got too drunk that night, Kent.

[Mike Brosan]

You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. It's just, it's. And when we were landing, there was an. It was icing outside. It was very, very cold. And there was very heavy ifr, which is clouds Instrument Flight rules.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in. In the.

[JD Ryan]

Let's back up a second. You were not flying the aircraft.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in the back. The Iranian was flying.

[JD Ryan]

I just want to make that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if he was Iranian. He was some kind of Middle East.

[JD Ryan]

Someone else was flying the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a great pilot.

[JD Ryan]

You were in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

No box cutters.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he. It was so bad before. Do you remember when we landed?

[Mike Brosan]

Absolutely, I remember. I mean, there's no enjoyment for a small airplane ride for me at all. It is absolutely necessity.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Mike Brosan]

And that's what this was. So we have drank most of this maker's mark by this time. He's dipping up and down through the clouds because we're getting ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pulling up out of it to look at his wings. Right.

[Mike Brosan]

So then he finds a hole. And all I remember is I'm looking out the front windshield and all I can see was the ground. We were going straight down. And I was. At that point I was really glad that I drank as much as I had because.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

This is gonna hurt a lot less.

[Mike Brosan]

My. My care meter was way down. But I mean, he pulled us out of it. He put us right on the Runway. Great pilot.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. Great pilot. And then I got out of the plane just pee drunk. Bad. Didn't realize it. Got back to the hunting camp. I was with my father in law and he's a big important businessman. He had his big important businessman friends with him. And I'm bad.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't realize it. Yeah, did so. So we were all sitting around this. This conversation pit in the hunting camp and I stood up to make a comment and I fell right in front of me and busted through a glass coffee table.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they said, yeah, I think it's time for you to go to bed.

[Mike Brosan]

That was after you had to call them to come get you because they wouldn't rent you a car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That. Oh, I forgot that part.

[JD Ryan]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a true statement. Kudos to the guy at the rental desk.

[Rob Ball]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

No business. Why do you think you can do things when you don't need to be doing it?

[JD Ryan]

Because alcohol is the great. You know, all your. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD Ryan]

So my cold medicine. Sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I missed the hunt that morning. So really I just flew out. All the way out there. Just to be drunk.

[JD Ryan]

Don't laugh at me, Michael.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was hungover the whole day. They all went hunting. I stayed in bed the whole day. So half a bottle is a maker Mark. I mean, that's not very good. I mean, I was only 28 or 30 years old. Why couldn't I handle that? That's a lot. It's a half a bottle. Yeah, that's a lot. It was a lot.

[JD Ryan]

Well, then, what do you mean, you can't handle it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe I'll understand now why I'm always like, I'll just drink a beer. I'll just take a beer. I've learned the hard way. Speaking of drunks, did you see the picture, the video of Hussein? What's the guy's name? Last name? The. The kids? Kareem Hunt from Kansas City.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He will be on our Wall of Shame here in the studio. His football jersey. If anybody wants to get me anything, get me a Kareem Hunt Kansas City jersey. Frame it. Released next to Johnny Manziel and O.J. simpson and Ray Rice and Hernandez and Bruce Jenner. His Olympic jersey. We've got the Wall of Shame jerseys going on.

[Michael Turley]

Well, now Bruce Jenner, we've got separated from the other guys because it's really not. There's nothing. Shame for. About Bruce dinner at all.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Rob Ball]

Does anybody know what happened with Hunt? Just to clear it up. So he.

[JD Ryan]

You want the story?

[Rob Ball]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Basically, he was in a hotel. There were some girls that went into the hotel room. One of them got a little drunk and did or did not want to do whatever they wanted her to do. They threw her out. She got mouthy. Instead of letting her go. There's the video in the hotel. He comes out and he starts mouthing with her, pushing her. Then he pushes one of his people into her, and they both. I mean, hard. And they both tumbled to the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

She got hurt, so I'm gonna tell my version.

[Rob Ball]

Well, then also, at the end, he then kicked her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Golly. Y' all need to watch this. It's on the Uncle Wolf Show Facebook page. And I'm obviously not taken up for domestic violence any sorts. And men don't need to be wrestling with women. But this looks like the Three Stooges on acid. They were all so wasted.

[JD Ryan]

Wasted.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the kick was such a panty waist. Sorry. It was just like. Just drunks. It was like bum, drunk, bum fights. Nobody hooked up hard. Yeah, I agree. The reason that he lied to the coaches when they brought this up months later.

[JD Ryan]

Months.

[John Clay Wolf]

He didn't remember it. If you watch this video? I don't think anybody would remember what happened. They're just a bunch of drunks. All of them.

[JD Ryan]

Well, except the cops. They did call the police. Police.

[John Clay Wolf]

They did?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. In the hotel lobby. The girl is on tape. Video talking to the police.

[Rob Ball]

And they've. I mean, that video has been sitting there. All Kansas City had to do is look at the video. But you know what? It wasn't out. So he was helping us play.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks, tmz.

[Rob Ball]

We're winning.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna guess that he had a half a bottle as a maker's mark. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on radio. Be back. SEC.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Must have been a bad batch around her.

[Michael Turley]

Gotta support the local community. What?

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Radio Announcer]

800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell does that have to do with the price of tea in China?

[Radio Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley's dripping on shrooms this morning. He keeps replaying all the wrong stuff. But it's okay because we're here and you're here, and it's.

[Rob Ball]

Stop talking to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before the conference championships on TV today, Texas OUOU is up 3 to nothing now. 3 to 7. OU is down. Texas scored good.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[Michael Turley]

Because we like shrooms.

[John Clay Wolf]

We were talking about the video of. What's his name again? Kamar. Kareem. Kareem Abdul Jabara?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Hunt. Hunt. Is he relation to the Hunts that own the Kansas City Chiefs?

[Michael Turley]

No. Yeah. No, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you prove that?

[Michael Turley]

That's his Uncle Mike?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I could safely say no, he's not. Cuz Lamar Hunt bought the Kansas City Chiefs and Kareem Hunt works for the Kansas City Chiefs. I didn't know if he was like a nephew that came up through the ranks. No. Okay, so the running back is kicked off the team. And we were discussing this video that's posted on our Facebook page. John claywolf.com and how this is like a political thing, like, just like dumping a Trump landmine. A bombshell right before the polls open. And they dumped this video out the other team of owners, probably the Rams.

[JD Ryan]

So they've been sitting on this last happened last February.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it comes out now right before the playoffs.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, perfect timing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect. Get him out of the playoffs Friday.

[Rob Ball]

Right before their game, too. That makes it hard for them to make any adjustments.

[JD Ryan]

Sneak it over to TMZ and go. Y' all may want to look at this.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

You know, to be realistic, Though the replacement guy is every bit as good of a running back as. As Hunt. Spencer Ware is his name. He's been around for a few years. His rookie season when he subbed for the old man. What was his name?

[Rob Ball]

Jamar. Jamal Charles.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, he was a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he related to the Hunts?

[Michael Turley]

No, he was a. He was 130 yard a game guy. Spencer Ware, he can. He can cover. Chiefs will be okay. And they did the right thing letting him go too.

[Rob Ball]

Well, why didn't they do that at the beginning of the season?

[Michael Turley]

Because there's video evidence now, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no. There was video evidence since February.

[Rob Ball]

Yeah, it's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was video evidence the day it happened.

[Rob Ball]

Yes, they knew.

[John Clay Wolf]

They knew. Jim.

[Michael Turley]

Baton evidence now, Jim, everybody's seen now.

[John Clay Wolf]

People know it's out there.

[Michael Turley]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Sierra, 65, 000 miles is a diesel or gas.

[Caller/Listener]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gas. So is a two wheel drive or four wheel drive? And if it's a two wheel drive, we're taking away your Louisiana hunting license. Okay? You get to keep. You get to hunt this season. Congratulations. I mean, these guys from Louisiana calling with two wheel drive trucks. Like, what are you.

[JD Ryan]

What are you doing? Did you steal it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you cross the border and I mean to get your citizenship, you have to have a four wheel drive. Okay, is it a SLT or a Denali or a cloth truck?

[Caller/Listener]

Slt, leather. What about sunroof, air conditioning, seats, navigation?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sunroof, yes. No, Maybe.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, no sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

30 grand. No sunroof. 29 grand. How many miles? 65. Hang on. I'm a touch high. Let me think. Where are we?

[Mike Brosan]

We can see the smile on this guy's face when he said that.

[John Clay Wolf]

28 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, that's a little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, it is compared to 30, but I wasn't looking at anything. Now I'm looking at what. I can buy these things for different auctions and sources on the wholesale market. And they're all bringing 28 with miles in the 60s. If it had miles in the 50s, it'd be worth another thousand or 1500 when it gets to 60s. Have you been to any dealerships yet?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, they're gonna hit you at 27.

[Caller/Listener]

Don't you got somewhere over here located?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, but that's all worthless because everything we do is online. And you can just drop it, right? I mean, you can bring it over there to him. But when. When y' all go to givemetheven.com and load them up with the pictures. And we can sit there and look at it all in computer screen. We make. Hell, I think we make better decisions than we would looking at it in person. Because in person, y' all start rubbing on us and pushing on us, and we make bad decisions. Talk us into it. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I was cleaned up, and I'll get it cleaned up and send pictures.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it. What? What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

30 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, that's why you can't say anything. I. I screwed up and talked.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I had to talk, send me some pictures. Let me look, damn it. I may buy it. I'm weird like that. I just want to buy them all. I just want to buy them all. Tell everybody. You see? We want to buy them all. We've got a new office on Airline Drive right over there. When they're coming out of Albertsons and they're taking that shopping cart into their car, and they're like, man, I hate this car. They can just walk right into our office and sell it to us. We got a check printer right there. Busted out, just like Walmart. And the crazy house is on. On site. We haven't made an official deal with Albertsons, but we're doing a pilot test.

[JD Ryan]

Not a bad idea. Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they bitched a lot. They're like, we have to check for the Alpha. Albertson's corporate about this. I'm like, it's not even in their deal. I'm renting the slot from someone else. What the hell's Albertson have to do with anything? Well, they're the anchor tenant. Yeah. So, I mean, there's a Chinese foot massage place that God knows does. God knows what, and nobody's looking.

[Rob Ball]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Albertson's corporate about that. No, just because we're in the used car business, we're sorry bastards, you know, it's been that way since I started this. And then I wanted to clean up my name and get the new car business so I could be a legitimate guy. And I lost all my money.

[JD Ryan]

Well, you didn't. People. I didn't people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I didn't. I had to start all the way over because I wanted to get out of the used car business. Jerry McKinney told me one time, the new car dealer sits up at the top of the bank with the bank president. Used car dealers are down in the basement with the exact. The. The other people. Other people, but the used car dealers. Bank accounts bigger than the new car dealers. I think that used to be More the case. Before all these, these conglomerates bought these new car stores. Now they're all chain operated. Sure took the fun out of it. Absolutely. Just tore the fun out like everything else.

[JD Ryan]

It's all becoming one corporate monster.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, now we're going to turn into a corporate monster. Car buying. No use carbine. Screw them.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, speaking of fun, did you see Prek driving the other review we had this week of the Lexus?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Rob Ball]

Prek, what you got Main in this Lexus that they put me in.

[Michael Turley]

They put him in. They put him in.

[JD Ryan]

But he's got a car.

[Rob Ball]

But me and Baba, man, this thing was clean, man. This ES300H. Yeah, I got to drive it to the auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

I heard the cops pulled you over and wanted proof of ownership.

[Rob Ball]

You know how it goes for a young, you know, man in America. But man, this thing got like a mouse pad in the center console and stuff. I'm like, man, it's like that champagne gold color. Oh man, I felt like a baller in that joint.

[Michael Turley]

What kind of, what kind of interior did it have?

[Rob Ball]

Preg got the Rottweiler interior, the peanut butter and brown, man, looking like a Reese's Cup.

[Mike Brosan]

Now that's a review.

[Rob Ball]

So this is for a 60,000 Lexus, right? $60,000 Lexus.

[JD Ryan]

The Rottweiler interior.

[Michael Turley]

I'll tell you this. They built all the tech that can be built into a car I think they put into this automobile. I mean park assist. You can see on the navigation.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can have Parkinson and drive this.

[Michael Turley]

Thing and hit the curb during park assist. There's a graphic on the screen and you can see the entirety of the car from above. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's had that for a while.

[JD Ryan]

Like an Airbus A380. Yeah.

[Rob Ball]

Well, no, you can switch camera views too. So I'm surprised the Prek didn't want to shoot a video. Maybe a music video. Cuz you can switch it in the car from the front, front to the back to the side. Here we have just an idea I'm throwing out there for you.

[Michael Turley]

Pre K. Amazing tech. Amazing tech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. We have three minutes left of today's presentation. Speaking of, we need to get serious. This is ridiculous that we raised this money for you to pimp this Cadillac. Our listeners donated fifteen hundred dollars of their hard earned money. You're too. Your white black ass is too lazy to do anything.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there's a missing my account just sitting there. There's 800 of it left. What are you gonna spend it on?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm working on it, man.

[Rob Ball]

I got the Electrical problem worked out. Gotta get the brakes fixed still, but yeah, I mean, I'm working on hoping.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds like a real ghetto sled to me. It's getting ready.

[Rob Ball]

It's getting ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gonna.

[Rob Ball]

We gonna be rolling Gucci top in no time. I'm gonna get an update on y', all, and we gonna roll this thing on out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no ghetto sled that got turned quick on a tight budget. No.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Rob Ball]

Oh, no.

[Mike Brosan]

How many panels are in. In primer?

[Rob Ball]

What's that?

[Mike Brosan]

How many panels on the car are sprayed in primer, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's a 91. It's a 91 Eldo with 30. It is pretty clean. And we raised $1500 for him to get wheels and a Gucci top. And he's. He's too lazy to do anything about. I'm. I'm. I don't know what to do with you. Pre K. Do we need to send all the money back to the people, man? It's not a matter of. Of laziest trying to find the time to do it, man. I work six days a week for you, John. I understand, but in the evenings when you're. When you're smoking those blunts, why don't you get online for a minute, order some parts. That's all you got to do. And then we could get somebody to install it. All we got to do is say their name on the air. They'd love to do it. Quit being lazy. Get with it. I did my part. I raised the money for your ass. You know, tough love. That's how you raise an urban kid these days, right?

[Rob Ball]

Hey, I need it too, man. Be rolling this Cadillac in no time, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[Caller/Listener]

You're 535i.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

155.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. That's fine. I just. It just, you know, I was hoping you'd say 70, and I could give 7000, but it's got 150, so it's worth 1500. And the reason it's worth 1500 is because nobody can afford to work. Work on it. Nobody can afford the first breakdown on that car. If it's running perfect and everything's great, the guy that buys it. And I mean, the first thing that goes wrong with it is totaled. Unless you're, you know, a smart guy that can get your own parts and do it yourself. But most people that have that much intuition or intuity make a little money, and they go buy a newer car. So we could donate it to Pre K.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I was looking to get maybe five for it. There ain't nothing wrong with it. It just got a lot of miles. And like you said, once you. Once something does go wrong, it's gonna probably be.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just. It's just like it costs. It cost twelve hundred dollars to go to the BMW stores and get. I had an A Bentley that we gave 41, 000 for.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the dealer that bought it was bitching, saying something was wrong. So he took it to Bentley and he brought back a service Suggested repair order. $87,000. $87,000. We sold a McLaren, a newer body style McLaren that had 30,000 miles, which is a lot. Brought 150 grand. Guys bitching about this and this were like it's got 30,000 miles on it.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not 3,000 miles. Right. It was a hundred grand less than the other ones.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

He took it to McLaren and the repair estimate was. Was $78,000. It needed a two thousand dollar gasket for a very mild oil leak. It's just, it's. They're not new cars. They're just not. All right. Damn, y' all got me going. $87,000. Norman fixed that Bentley for $270.

[JD Ryan]

Oh my God. How did the service guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought it in New Orleans.

[JD Ryan]

Sleep at night because they screw people every day and they're to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're worse than the sales people ever wanted to be. 9.99 oil change. Come in here so we can tell you that your car is going to be engulfed in flames and kill all your children if you don't spend $420 with us. Right, Right now.

[Rob Ball]

Right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now.

[JD Ryan]

We can't even let it go. We can't let you drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't let you leave with the car because it's so dangerous after this oil change that we just gave you for free.

[JD Ryan]

I've heard of.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see y' all later.

[Caller/Listener]

Sa.