#178 John Clay Wolfe Show 12.15.18

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #178 – 12.15.18

Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: Bob (Bobbo), JD Ryan, DJ Pre K
Special Guests: Chevy Chase, musical and comedic guests/characters

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Episode Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show delivers its trademark blend of car talk, offbeat comedy, music, pop culture, and candid conversations about everything from sports to strip clubs. The main attractions include a call-in segment with legendary comedic actor Chevy Chase, running gags about the show’s internal workings, and their irreverent look at the news. With the holidays looming, there are plenty of Christmas and car business anecdotes, as well as reflective banter about past adventures and current office shenanigans.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Holiday Hijinks & Show Shenanigans

• The crew opens with a parody of "Baby, It's Cold Outside," quickly moving into Christmas antics, poking fun at viral internet culture, and the task of uploading show content to YouTube.
• Ongoing jokes about show roles and who’s actually working: John lambasts Bob for being slow on getting content online, with DJ Pre K and JD Ryan joining in for comedic relief.
  • “If I want to lean to the left or lean to the right… he’s going to buck out of bed.”
    – John, [02:14]
• An inside peek at holiday office culture, cruise ship vacations, and prepping for Christmas DJ battles at the company party.

2. Music Industry and Pop Culture

• DJ Pre K’s musical aspirations are humorously critiqued, especially when Pitbull’s version of "My Way" ends up on the Aquaman soundtrack.
  • “I must have been on the right track – great minds thinking alike, me and Pitbull, you know?”
    – DJ Pre K, [05:16]
• The team parodies and reviews famous music moments, including a group quiz on “We Are the World” and a breakdown of 1980s artists.

3. Listener Call-ins & Car Buying Antics

• As always, much of the show revolves around live calls from listeners looking to sell cars, with values appraised on the fly.
  • Examples:
    • 2017 GT3 Cayman from Oklahoma scores praise ([08:11]),
    • 2016 GMC Sierra advice on accident repairs ([11:16]),
    • Various used truck/van/convertible calls throughout.
• There’s generous ribbing of both callers and co-workers—frequent shorthands, quick bids, and reminders to upload car details to givemethevin.com.
  • “I need you to go to another body shop and get a second opinion… like the proctologist that changes hands.”
    – John, [12:39]
• The show often highlights the challenges of the trade: title problems, high-mileage vehicles, and the quirks of regional markets.

4. Office Politics & Strip Club Anecdotes

• In a classic JCW move, the office banter turns to strip clubs, with Stormy Daniels’ protest of the new 21+ dancer law in Louisiana sparking a tongue-in-cheek discussion of sex work, Christmas tips, and personal stories.
  • “I’m basically a glorified therapist, I just happen to wear a G-string and stilettos to work.”
    – Local dancer, [18:32]
• On the car show’s South Louisiana operations, Strip Club DJ’s paranoia is teased, and office tension rises over who “narced” about weed smells in Baton Rouge.

5. Celebrity Interviews

• Chevy Chase Interview
  • The comedic legend joins the show (in two segments), reminiscing about Caddyshack, his time as SNL’s first Weekend Update anchor, and choosing between film and music (“I still have aspirations…” [117:43]).
  • “I got out here… all the movie stars are driving Priuses, so I look like a fool.”
    – Chevy Chase, [118:58]
  • Co-host Bob nails a Ted Knight impersonation, with Chase warmly recalling his late co-star.
  • Chevy reveals his current ride: an SL65 Mercedes (John labels it “Batman’s car”), and reflects on past career decisions—including passing on Forrest Gump and Animal House.

6. Sports Talk

• College football is front and center with bowl predictions—Notre Dame, LSU, Oklahoma, and Alabama.
  • “If you think Notre Dame playing Clemson is a bye week, you mfers got it all wrong.”
    – Joe from Baton Rouge, [127:14]
• NFL chatter covers the Chiefs’ exciting season, the Cowboys’ playoff hopes, and the Saints’ chances.

7. Irreverent News & Viral Culture

• Steph Curry’s “moon landing denial” prompts a riotous pop-skepticism debate, with the team mocking conspiracy theories.
• Serving, tipping, and restaurant etiquette evolve into a debate about fairness (tipping at buffets, carryout, vs. table service).
• A special focus: the teacher-student “sex scandal” trope, with callers sharing real-life stories from the '70s, '80s, and '90s.

8. Running Gags & Character Skits

• Keith Richards (as played by Bob) “gets sober for 14 days,” only to be peer-pressured into tequila.
• Fake product ads (“Meth & Body Works”), show mascots (Cluck Norris, the rooster), and Scrappy the Elf all make extended cameos.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Chevy Chase’s Film Choices:
  “I turned down Forrest Gump… everything I ever turned down makes a lot of money.”
  – Chevy Chase ([51:08])

• On DJ Pre K’s Style:
  “You’re a younger white male that identifies as black, right? Kind of like Clayton Bigsby in the Dave Chappelle skits – it’s the reverse of that.”
  – John, [03:38]

• On the Car Business in Oklahoma:
  “Guy had $100,000 nice car in the state of Oklahoma. There was like one with no payoff. And no crime was committed. God, it’s unbelievable.”
  – John, [08:36]

• On Strip Club Economics:
  “She loves Christmas… $18,000. She had a good Friday night.”
  – John/Co-hosts, [19:27]

• On Tipping Culture:
  “Why is the expensive place guy get more money? I think you should get less money.”
  – John, [73:30]

• On Keith Richards’ Sobriety:
  “I’ve never heard you so clear.”
  – John, [36:44]

• On Weird Office Calls:
  “So Rob Ball loaded up, moved to Louisiana from here. Called me all wasted yesterday… I’m gonna be a dad and I’m getting wasted because I’m freaking out about it.”
  – John, [39:39]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [00:43] – Show opens: parody song, playful banter
• [04:36] – DJ Pre K’s “Aquaman”/Pitbull song controversy
• [06:22] – Fan call from Baton Rouge, praise for show’s blend of car biz, music, and comedy
• [09:34] – Oklahoma car value banter, meth jokes, auction stories
• [11:16] – Listener accident repair advice—proctologist joke
• [17:39] – Stormy Daniels & stripper law discussion
• [19:27] – Dancer “Hannah” admits to making $18,000 in one night
• [24:37] – Michael McDonald character tries to sell gold and weed
• [29:13] – Callers with thick accents, donut-supply conspiracy, “Kolache Kingpin” riff
• [33:59] – “Meth & Body Works” fake ad
• [48:54] – First Chevy Chase call-in, Caddyshack impersonations, movie payday talk
• [62:00] – Scrappy the Elf’s wild holiday routine
• [73:01] – Extended heated debate on tipping at restaurants, guilt-trip POS machines
• [83:43] – Preacher prank call: ordering “spirit shrimps” for holiday party
• [89:22] – Ice pick fight news teaser, “never bring a penis to an ice pick fight”
• [92:04] – Porsche/Chevy trade-ins, car market insights
• [117:23] – Chevy Chase, Pt 2: Steely Dan origins, car preferences, SNL memories
• [127:13] – College football bowl preview, Notre Dame vs. Clemson talk
• [135:21] – Miss Kentucky teacher sexting scandal, real stories from listeners
• [140:37] – Caller: “Confidence course” tryst with teacher at 16
• [142:55] – Wrap-up, show pitch, GiveMeTheVIN.com plug

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Overall Tone and Style

The show is fast-paced, playful, and unapologetically irreverent, with off-the-cuff jokes, regional ribbing, bawdy stories, and zany characters. The dialogue is natural and reflects real rapport between hosts, co-hosts, and callers.

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Summary for First-Time Listeners

Episode #178 of The John Clay Wolfe Show is a rollicking holiday installment blending car buying, office antics, music nostalgia, locker-room humor, and celebrity drop-ins. Whether riffing on the holiday rush, tipping debates, or the lives of rock legends, the show delivers a unique, freewheeling weekend listening experience—always “more BS, less cars,” as guaranteed by the host himself.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, why don't you stay?

[DJ Pre K]

Baby, there's hoes outside why must you go away? Baby, there's hoes outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hoes.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, what did they do?

[John Clay Wolf]

Things that you'd never do well, how nice.

[DJ Pre K]

Think I'm gonna go outside and cut me a slide.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fact that our thing was true.

[DJ Pre K]

But look at them boobs they look.

[John Clay Wolf]

Completely busted and tried.

[DJ Pre K]

They're busting all right.

[Caller/Guest]

Don't come back with a cl.

[DJ Pre K]

You know I'll rap for a tap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baby, there's.

[DJ Pre K]

Outside.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. California, here we come. Hit him up now. 800-800-Radio.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Pull up that 50, Charlie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's do this thing now. John Clay Wolf head out on the highway. So, good morning, everybody. You did get the. Baby, there's hose outside. Video put up on YouTube.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We do not have a video on YouTube.

[John Clay Wolf]

Actually, yesterday, to put a video up on YouTube.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh, we've got the audio of it. I'll. I'll take care of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I asked you to do that so that this morning when you played it. And then we could promote it so that our listeners could go find it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We'll make sure and have it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but they're.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, man, I'm so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, are you that busy during the week, Bob?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Pretty. Yeah, Fridays. Yeah, pretty busy.

[JD Ryan]

Really? A fight right out of the gate, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how busy can a brother be?

[Bob (Co-host)]

I. I don't know what to say, John. I got. I got your instruction.

[JD Ryan]

Are you gonna fire him?

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's in. It's in progress.

[JD Ryan]

Are you gonna throw something at John? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.J. do you. Should I have asked you to do that instead of Babo?

[DJ Pre K]

Yesterday was a little slow for me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it? It was you. You had a slow day.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yesterday was a little slow, so I might have had some time to do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why was it so slow? Oh, just a. Just a slow bind day.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, it is a slow buying day, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll. I'll send it to you next time. Since Bobbo, if I do anything out of the normal.

[JD Ryan]

Anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

If I want to lean to the left or lean to the right. Yeah. If I lick my thumb and even start heading that way, he's going to buck out of bed.

[JD Ryan]

Gotcha. Okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'm not going to buck out, man. YouTube videos are. Are not something I do well or very quickly, and I think you know that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But all you had to do is put a stupid picture of DJ up there and marry it with the audio and Launch it. I mean, there's a lot of stupid pictures, DJ Prek.

[DJ Pre K]

Are there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are there? How hard is it to find a stupid picture of you, man?

[DJ Pre K]

Hell, no. I look great in every single picture ever taken of me.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's very photogenic.

[JD Ryan]

See, maybe Bobble thought you wanted a video, like a moving video where you want to shoot stuff and.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No, no, just like, you know, trying to help you.

[JD Ryan]

Shut up.

[Bob (Co-host)]

There's so many images you can put with what's being said in the song. What you gotta throw is. And you gotta think them, see to where they come up during the sound bite.

[JD Ryan]

You wanted to produce.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I don't know how to half ass it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just don't want people bugging me saying, where do I find this? And I say, I don't have any place to find it. Why don't we be professional since we have two guys that do nothing but this and put it up. That's all. JD what are you doing?

[DJ Pre K]

All right.

[JD Ryan]

I'd be glad to do it, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, or we could do it next Halloween after Christmas is over. No, our spring break. If you'll have that Christmas song done by spring break, I'd really like. I'd appreciate it. True.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It is December 15th.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ, what are you doing? What's your story?

[DJ Pre K]

What's my story, man? Oh, man, I'm just balling as usual, baby.

[JD Ryan]

Ask me again what I'm doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K, everybody. What? What? How are you balling? Explain to us older white folks that are not white and black that are not white that identify themselves as black. Because you're a younger white male that identifies himself as black, right? Kind of like Clayton Bigsby in the Dave Chappelle skits. It's the reverse of that.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how does it. How does it feel to be you? Are you a Kwanzaa guy? Are you a Christmas guy? Are you Jewish? What are you not?

[DJ Pre K]

Not much of a Kwanzaa guy, man. You know, I'm straight Christmas with it. You know, I'm all about giving gifts and spreading some holiday cheer, baby. You know, maybe sipping on a little bit of eggnog mixed with some Old English. You know what I'm saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Old English. So you drink the. The stereotypical African American liqueurs.

[DJ Pre K]

Old Gold, baby. I drink it because it's good, man. It's the best malt liquor you can get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you want to crush his spirit real quick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure, sure. I'm feeling so pre K. Yeah, you.

[DJ Pre K]

Know, Pre K, he's been trying to push his. His Big hit. My Way, Dodo version. You know this song?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, right. Which is very good.

[DJ Pre K]

It was very good.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I thought that's what too. I think he has a big career ahead of him.

[DJ Pre K]

Guess who has a version out that's in a movie? Aquaman.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, geez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, Pitbull.

[JD Ryan]

It's in the movie.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Always against all eyes like I'm the living Great Gatsby. But these boys are watching quick and disappear like Banksy.

[John Clay Wolf]

From ocean to ocean, sea to sea.

[JD Ryan]

Pre K.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaky. What do you think?

[DJ Pre K]

You know, I. I don't want to get on the negative side, so I'm just gonna say, man, I must have been on the right track, you know, great minds thinking like me and Pitbull, you know? But see, here's the thing. This is what you should have done. Yeah, Your lyrics are great, but the chorus should have had a female singing the song.

[JD Ryan]

But that's not what he does. He's the lead singer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, he's. He's. He's here and Pitbull's there. I mean, exactly.

[DJ Pre K]

Like you could have had this person sing the.

[John Clay Wolf]

The. The.

[DJ Pre K]

Ly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that did perfect, right?

[DJ Pre K]

Have him sing your chorus.

[JD Ryan]

Come on, sample that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who was that?

[Caller/Guest]

Look at that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's perfect.

[JD Ryan]

I think I know who that is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds familiar.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's the formula, though. Hustle and flow. Hustle and flow. That's how you do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this DJ's version? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, seriously though, Free K. You should have had a female do the chorus. I know, man. I should have gotten some placement on the Aquaman soundtrack as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is this? Who are you and what do you want? Why are you calling me? Who's on line one? Dj. Good morning. Did you just put them on hold?

[DJ Pre K]

I think so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sir, you're on. Yeah. Hi.

[Caller/Guest]

You talking. Good morning. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm great. You're in the air.

[Caller/Guest]

The Piney woods, just north of Baton Rouge. Listening to you on Eagle 98.1. I just wanted to call and tell you I absolutely love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, thank you. We love the fact that you guys are so engaged.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, man. Look, I grew up in the car business in southeast Louisiana. And I love the. The way you. You mix the car business in music and comedy. It's. It's. It's a. It's a beautiful thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That multiple personality disorder. That multiple personality disorder really kicks in. Good about this time.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And good morning, Baton Rouge. They joined us at 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, the Coon asses. Got up on time even though they've been drinking and started the show at the right time. Vegas, how the hell are you? Morning, San Diego. All the acid rockers in San Diego, they just got their tattoos last night.

[JD Ryan]

Temecula still bleeding.

[John Clay Wolf]

It ain't either. Where's I? I don't. Temecula. It's not even mother. Temecula, California, good morning the streets of Bakersfield, Austin, San Antonio, Oklahoma City. We still hate you. No, we don't. We love to hate you. It's a love hate deal. We're in Texas. Third. Oklahoma. You're supposed to hate each other. It's good to hate. If you don't have some negative energy in your life, J.D. you'll be walking around smiling, sure, like I do. Like big Gay Al from South Park.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't this the holiday time of the year? Right over.

[DJ Pre K]

What? John's got the buyers downstairs even hating Oklahoma now, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

There's a different tone when they talk to Oklahoma guys out there.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's like, guys, come on.

[JD Ryan]

Not all bad Oklahoma car, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a piece of crap. Hey, the nicest car we bought this week was a 2017 GT3 Cayman. You know, like a $90,000 car. And it came out of Oklahoma. Couldn't believe it. And the guy had a clear title and it had no paintwork. I mean, he had to be just visited. It was impossible. Guy had $100,000. Nice car. In the state of Oklahoma. There was like a one with no payoff.

[JD Ryan]

A lot of wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

And no crime was committed. God, it's unbelievable. There is hope. It is Christmas.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Now, that's a. That's a theory about the crime, though, everyone. I couldn't believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is Jim. George Hobuck from Marietta.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, hi. Dream.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a 16 Ford F156.

[JD Ryan]

A couple years old. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a couple years. How many miles? 487, 000 miles. Pretty good. Runs like a top.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give five doll. Hell with you. It's worth 25. But Jim, Jim, George Hoback. Your car has 380, 000 miles. Ah, it's just getting broken. Yeah, the angry Oklahoman. Yeah, from the woods. That. That cooks meth on the weekends in the trailer park. That's the guy I want to hear from. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. They don't call it the brew for nothing.

[JD Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your story, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

Well, let's see here. You ever. Have you ever quit a job?

[John Clay Wolf]

First of all.

[JD Ryan]

We've all been fireworking radio. But have you ever quit a job? John just, I mean just said I've had enough.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm done F. All you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Well the 17 year old Jackson Ricotti of Alberta, Canada, he gets the award this week for quitting his job in grand fashion over the store intercom. And we actually have this. Is Walmart audio ready?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Associates and management, I would like to say to all of you today that nobody should work here ever. Our managers will make promises and never keep them. And not only that, they will preach to us about how they care about their employees. But about a month ago my boss, assistant manager Cora called me a waste of time and management did nothing to help. I've been a loyal employee here for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over a year and a half and.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'm sick of all the focus write ups and my job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Rob Ball? Is that Rob Ball, the guy that we sent to Baton Rouge?

[Bob (Co-host)]

No. Why?

[JD Ryan]

Is he quitting?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it just that, that, that you know, he's the one that always gets on the conference calls and starts bitching him and Ed.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, that's true.

[JD Ryan]

Great way to quit though.

[Bob (Co-host)]

He's got a lot to say. Rob.

[DJ Pre K]

Those Walmart intercoms are fun. You ever played around with them?

[Bob (Co-host)]

No, I don't even know how to get on them. Just press.

[JD Ryan]

I mean in the old days they used to have. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Now we know you used to have the old, you know, microphone you could pick up. But now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey guys, downstairs in the buyer's office. If anybody sees my power cord to my MacBook, if you could run it up here to the studio, I'd appreciate it.

[JD Ryan]

Coast to coast, 30 radio stations. Hey y'.

[John Clay Wolf]

All, we'll pick up my power, my extension cord. Grab me a pack of marbles on the way. Hey, good morning. You're on the air.

[JD Ryan]

Me some coffee.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, hit, hit it. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm calling the car show, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes, yes. 925 Dallas, Texas.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, so just want some advice on repairing some damage to a two year old truck as opposed to trading in with the damage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so how did you get the damage?

[Caller/Guest]

It was just a fender bender. My boy's two year old, 16 GMC, you know, four door Sierra. It's an SLT, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so did was like on somebody's ranch or something. Was the police involved? Is it. Was there an insurance or police report reported.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, so there was, there was a police report and of course we contacted their insurance and somehow their insurance got Away with it because their policyholder just would never pick up the phone and answer their questions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, that means it was reported to Carfax, so it's got that against it. How many miles are on it?

[Caller/Guest]

52,000 or so.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did the body shop estimate the repair for?

[Caller/Guest]

So while it looks very minor, it's about $6,000 worth of damage because it includes a front headlight, which is like a thousand bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but these body shops are a bunch of lion pricks too. So have you taken it someone else yet and got a second opinion? Here's the answer to your question. I got a bug out. So the guy goes to the proctologist, right? Have you ever been to a proctologist?

[Caller/Guest]

Thankfully, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, you know what? One is, right? So he's getting his rectal exam and the old doctor's got his hand up there with his rubber glove on.

[DJ Pre K]

Hmm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. Oh, there's the headl Then he pulls his hand off, pulls his hand out, takes his glove off, puts a glove on the left hand, goes right back in there. He's like, doc, why did you change hands? He said, I thought you might want a second opinion. So that's really what I need you to do with the body shop. And then they'll tell you what to do. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. What was the line in, Tommy boy? You don't have to stick your head up a bull's ass to find out what cut of beef it is. My name's John Claywell and I buy cars to radio.

[Bob (Co-host)]

More bs, less cars. The JCW show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that your promise?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Our guarantee, Our stamp of approval.

[John Clay Wolf]

More BS, less cars. Name this tune real quick. JD.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Not a clue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a clue.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

JD's on vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody vacation.

[JD Ryan]

Sorry, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you going?

[JD Ryan]

I'm going to be a cruise ship. Going to Cozumel. We're going to the Cayman Islands. We're going to Jamaica for the next week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a lot of cruising. That's a lot of cruising.

[JD Ryan]

Mexico, Jamaica and Caymans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you smoke grass?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, absolutely. Are you kidding me? Get drunk, open bar, Fall off the wagon, let it run over me.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Hold on. This is like an alternate universe. J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I'M kidding. Of course not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't know if your. If your non alcohol thing applied to.

[JD Ryan]

Grass or out of the country. You're okay. Out of the country? No, I'm still quite sober in the.

[John Clay Wolf]

U. S. When are you leaving?

[JD Ryan]

We leave tomorrow. Boat pushes off of Galveston tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you driving down tonight?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Well, I've seen all these stupid postings you've been making about cruise ships everywhere, and I didn't know you were fixing to get on one.

[JD Ryan]

I'm getting ready to get on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, congratulations.

[JD Ryan]

My first cruise ever. Really? So it's kind of fun.

[DJ Pre K]

He has a picture of a boat as a screen saver, and it's the actual boat.

[JD Ryan]

It's my ship.

[DJ Pre K]

And he circled his room.

[JD Ryan]

I did. It's not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Circles his room.

[DJ Pre K]

Circle this room on the boat. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Where he's gonna be saying yes, right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's like a little kid. Oh. Getting ready for Christmas.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. It's my first cruise ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your Elf on the Shelf.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, pretty much. You got a big, nice balcony. Watch the ocean go by. It's gonna be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. What about Aquaman?

[JD Ryan]

It's Liberty Caribbean Cruise Lines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you plugging them for a reason?

[JD Ryan]

Dynamic Travel in South Lake booked us.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

I'm just mentioning stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's the same. Everybody's plugging their wares. I don't understand. Ken had a mouth full of Mike. Anyway, so Aquaman, DJ Pre K our very own pit bull lifted your rap song, redid it and sold it to Aquaman?

[JD Ryan]

Yep, pretty much.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I've been overlooked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stepped on.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Stepped on. Left for dead. Always against all eyes. Like Pac said, I'm the living Great Gatsby.

[John Clay Wolf]

That living Great Gatsby. That's a good line. DJ why don't you come up with that?

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know, man. I just don't think like Pitbull does.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess I'm a living Great Gatsby. I mean, that's very sellable. You need to really expand your mind, expand your horizons. Put down that whiskey. Quit being such an alcoholic.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, I think pit bull's going after the. Just the perception that Aquaman was such a chump before this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, you know, I think pit bull was a chum before this. Have you ever read about him? Yeah, he wasn't that cool.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Quite a businessman, an Aquaman.

[DJ Pre K]

Didn't.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Didn't ever exist in the DC Universe before Super Friends on tv. And what did he do on Super Friends if it didn't happen in the water? No, Aquaman, all he did was swim and talk to fish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Thus the word Aqua Man.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Right, right. Yeah, but I mean, he's kind of limited. Well, this Aquaman, like, busts through buildings and stuff, man. He's very dynamic. He's also very large.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah, so they did not. They lifted him out of the comic strips and changed him up. Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

They did something with the animated shows a few years ago that made Aquaman like a tough king of the sea.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

With a try they brought his trident.

[JD Ryan]

He's a superhero. Isn't that what you do with superheroes?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Right, but they not on the Super Friends.

[JD Ryan]

Why is this body?

[Bob (Co-host)]

It was Zan and Jaina, form of an ice bridge and their dog and everything. Super friends got really dumb.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is geeky right here. I'm telling you, man, geek alert.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You had to be nine years old to notice at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

But really, Super Friends throw him over an ice bridge.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chevy Chase is going to be on the show here in about an hour. The. The guy that was on Saturday Night Live and in Caddyshack.

[Bob (Co-host)]

See, he would have been a better Aquaman.

[JD Ryan]

Christmas vacation. I mean, these pretty much the holiday movie of the year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stormy Daniels protests new stripper law in Louisiana. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Adult star Stormy Daniels went back to her home state of Louisiana. Who would know that? To join the protest of a law setting the minimum age requirement for strippers for strippers at 21, which she calls an illegal attack on women and is setting a bad precedent. We have some audio here from Stormy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not only is the law unconstitutional, it is sexist. Today, Baton Rouge native Stormy Daniels joined local adult entertainers to ask for a repeal.

[DJ Pre K]

They say it takes away a woman's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right to choose her profession. How such a law could get passed.

[Caller/Guest]

In this day and age is absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mind boggling and insulting to every female.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Out there, whether you work in the.

[Caller/Guest]

Adult entertainment business or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The bill's author, Senator Ronny Johns, said the measure could help cut down on sex trafficking, often associated with adult clubs. But dancers like Bex Crow say that's.

[DJ Pre K]

Part of a misconception about stripping that's steering debate.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm basically a glorified therapist. I just happen to wear a G string and stilettos to work instead of, you know, a polo shirt. Matt Houston in no degree. Nine newts.

[JD Ryan]

So she doesn't want the minimum age to be 21. What does she want it to be? I guess 18.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a stripper in house. I know. We have our own therapist that wears stilettos. Good morning, Hannah.

[JD Ryan]

I've often wondered how old Hannah was when she started performing. Good morning.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You have to be 18.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God. I just looked over and saw her mistletoe hanging off.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, you're 17. You have to be 18.

[JD Ryan]

So you're 18.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I have to fill out a W2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you work last night?

[JD Ryan]

Look at, you know, W2.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What'd you make?

[Bob (Co-host)]

I can't get ready for this. I love Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't understand what you're saying.

[JD Ryan]

She loves Christmas.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I love Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much money did you take home last night?

[Bob (Co-host)]

$18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God.

[JD Ryan]

My, my Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

$18,000. She had a good Friday night. I met.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I met a very nice astrophysicist. Yeah, they're all excited because I put a new robot on Mars and He tipped me $10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happens, J.D.

[JD Ryan]

I know it does, but a lot of these guys in these barns that say there's something are not that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, these guys that are dying, like Hannah's told me stories about guys, you know, dying and they'll show up and they're, you know, 82 years old and they don't like their kids and they want to spend their money before they die and they start pouring it on these streets.

[JD Ryan]

I can see that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can see that.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Be my hero.

[JD Ryan]

I dated a girl who danced once and she came home one night, she goes, rod Stewart's cousin was in the bar tonight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, he was not.

[JD Ryan]

Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You dated a girl that danced? Of course you dated a stripper.

[JD Ryan]

We all did, once. Yes. That's why. How do you think. I know it's the worst thing you could possibly do ever? Yes, I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so were you the guy out in the parking lot waiting for.

[JD Ryan]

Her to get off?

[Bob (Co-host)]

You were her brother.

[JD Ryan]

I would never go near the bar.

[John Clay Wolf]

You read a four door sedan.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, it wasn't. She never told him. They never leave by the front door.

[JD Ryan]

They never leave by the front door.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sit there smoking a cigarette out in the front in a freaking kind.

[JD Ryan]

Of squinch down, drinking a juice box. Chrysler Imperial, looking over just barely over the steering wheel, waiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Santa. Good morning. How are you? Santa?

[Caller/Guest]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello? Santa. Santa Claus. Everybody's coming from the North Pole.

[JD Ryan]

Should be a little busy this time of year.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes. I got a 12 reindeer horsepower Santa sleigh.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller/Guest]

Number 12, 24 00.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Excuse me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it four wheel drive or two?

[Caller/Guest]

Four.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Where's it located? Where's it located? Is it Oklahoma or something?

[Caller/Guest]

It's North Pole.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so the Oklahoma meth flew them up to the North Pole. How are we going to get them? Do they run on crystal?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got to go to Oklahoma and get a big, get a big canister crystal meth salt, lick it.

[Caller/Guest]

They pick up weed more than they do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then, and then we Go to North pole and we get the rain. That's what fuels the reindeer.

[JD Ryan]

Brings them down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a Carter county crystal. All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Weed for the elves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Saying I'll give three grand. 800-800-7234. Member Chevy Chase himself will be joining us on the show here in a little bit. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air. 800-800-7234. Just go to givemetheven.com if you'd like to sell your car. Give me the vin.com 60 second appraisal. Like take 60 seconds for you to put it in. The bid is instantaneous. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. Now I'm queer.

[JD Ryan]

What is that?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? Back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. My budget got crazy. This is the John Clay Wolf show. I think Bobbo just goes through the tapes and finds me saying weird stuff.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's exactly what he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tries to make me look stupid.

[DJ Pre K]

Hell of a statement.

[JD Ryan]

Part of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the damnedest intro I've heard in a while. Good morning.

[JD Ryan]

Good morning, Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the car Rico Kasich. And I'm not gay.

[JD Ryan]

No, you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm happy gay. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Michael McDonald is on the air again. Hey, we've got Chevy Chase coming up in about 30 minutes, by the way, for you guys. Michael McDonald, he always calls in.

[JD Ryan]

What's he wants.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael. Michael. Good morning. Hi, Mike.

[Caller/Guest]

Christmas, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you. I mean, you call in and we've bought your Cadillac Elante. We bought your Mercedes sl. We've bought your. Your pickup truck. I mean, you've. We've bought your. Your fishing boat. I mean, what's left of. Of your fame. Are you going to sell us your gold albums? Okay, I've got a download. I'll keep it on the qt on the DL. Michael McDonald, you have a half a pound of Jamaican gold. Marijuana. So you called into my radio show to sell me weed? You want to sell a human soul and a half a pound of Jamaican gold? Correct. So, Michael McDonald, it's really, really been hard on you since the Doobie brothers broke up and you're no longer in the band.

[Caller/Guest]

I got a brand new 84 Pontiac Sunbird.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brand new.

[JD Ryan]

Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the Japanese assistant in the half a pound of Jamaican gold? $12,000, baby.

[JD Ryan]

It's human trafficking. We don't do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you 500 because it's Christmas time.

[JD Ryan]

That was easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you. Thank you. Michael McDonald. Oh, wow. That guy's really on the skids.

[JD Ryan]

He is.

[John Clay Wolf]

His life has changed.

[JD Ryan]

Such a talent.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 870. He still sounds good.

[JD Ryan]

He does. He sounds great. I can't wait to see him in concert. You should put out a Christmas album.

[John Clay Wolf]

880.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe with Toto's Africa on it. Everybody else is doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Scrappy the Elf is coming in later. Randy the Chipmunk, obviously. Chevy Chase. New Adam Sandler song.

[DJ Pre K]

This is actually pretty funny.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

He's got a whole bunch of new stuff that he's doing, which some. You know, it's hit and miss with him, but this is right up your alley.

[JD Ryan]

Really funny or.

[DJ Pre K]

I think JD's gonna love this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really, really lame then.

[JD Ryan]

Hey.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey.

[Bob (Co-host)]

The pilot had a heart attack the co pilot can't be found Airplane people in the eyes are screaming they know the plane's going down we need a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hero Someone to save us we need.

[Bob (Co-host)]

A hero to land a plane we need a hero who's gonna do it yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a hero to save the day sure. So I jump to my feet and.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'll volunteer the people on the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

All start to cheer I get a high five from a baby and a.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Hickey from a flight agenda.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I go in the cockpit, put.

[Bob (Co-host)]

The headset on and grab the main control. Then right away I crash the plane there. Cause I don't know what I'm doing.

[DJ Pre K]

That's great.

[JD Ryan]

That's greatness.

[DJ Pre K]

That's JD's dream, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

There it is.

[JD Ryan]

Of course. Is there anyone on the aircraft that knows how to fly?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I never thought you'd ask.

[Bob (Co-host)]

So glad you asked.

[DJ Pre K]

You would be the first one, right?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, of course.

[DJ Pre K]

You'd run up there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. When we have Chevy Chase on here in a little bit, I want you to do that. Ted McKnight, Ted Knight. Let's. Let's practice so that y' all can get into some Caddyshack lines. See?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Do you know how to fly an airplane tie? I'll have the bagels.

[John Clay Wolf]

Spalding give you the Spalding lines. Or Carl Spackler lines.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Funny, she doesn't look Samoan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that all you could do? Is that all he did?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Your father and I built his club tie. I don't know. It's been a long time since I've seen Caddyshack. Do you think he'll appreciate that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he will. Okay, so, Spalding, get your foot off the boat. 8008-0072-3480-0880. Jerry in 06 Dakota with 175,000 miles. Extended cabs worth about a thousand bucks, maybe two.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next call, I'm just gonna jump. I mean, I don't even want to.

[JD Ryan]

Talk about it now. I'm just discuss it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's an extending. I mean, two grand probably. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello? Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, this. I'm trying to sell my car.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Okay, go ahead.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is John. I'm trying to buy your car.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What was that?

[Caller/Guest]

Tesa.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. What you got?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a. It's a handsome 2007 Honda Accord. Leather with two burn holes. That's it? The rest is mint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two burn holes?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? How did you burn it?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, if I could remember, then I probably wouldn't have done it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a. What year is it?

[Caller/Guest]

An 07.

[John Clay Wolf]

With how many miles?

[Caller/Guest]

156.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple thousand bucks. I need to see pictures of it. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller/Guest]

Sure can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Takes a minute. If you. Actually, we're changing our commercial out to the 62nd bin. Yeah, if you. If you have your license plate number and your pictures in your phone, you can literally load it in 60 seconds to give me the VIN and it'll immediately give you a bid. The computer. Where are you calling from?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm in Richmond, Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you sound like you're from freaking like Trenton, Jersey. Boston.

[Caller/Guest]

Nah, I'm in. I'm in New Hampshire.

[John Clay Wolf]

New Hampshire. New Hampshire. How long have you been a Texan?

[Caller/Guest]

Long enough that they don't. They don't make good Dunkin Donuts down here. Tell you that much. You ask a large regular.

[JD Ryan]

The guy.

[Caller/Guest]

The guy told me all the donuts are the same size.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all have Wawas in New Hampshire? Do you have Wawas up there in New Hampshire? I know they've got them around Philly. It's like they're 7 11. It's called Wawa.

[Caller/Guest]

No. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long have you been in Texas?

[Caller/Guest]

Like eight years. I came down here for like a summer job and then I met my wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that, that, that, that. That accent is so damn thick. You cut it with a knife. He sounds like he's a fisherman from Gloucester. Gloucester, Mass. You sound like, like classier.

[Caller/Guest]

What? Classier than that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Like old Maki Mark in that in that movie, A Perfect Storm. Perfect Storm. Damon, we're gonna go out and go fishing.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Perfect time.

[John Clay Wolf]

808. The donuts, the different sizes.

[DJ Pre K]

I thought he was going to say something about Edelman's. That's some good stuff right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

The reason the donuts are different down here is because it's all China made. Chinese made. And. And there's a Texan, but. But. But Ethiopian.

[JD Ryan]

Ethiopian too, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the kingpin China guy runs all the Ethiopians in the donut trade. This is news. Hold on. Well, that's why. And we've talked about this. You got the Toyota Camry and then the. The Lexus sedan, the little one. Then the big Lexus sedan, the ls and then the like. It'd be like getting to the last stage of Donkey Kong where you're fighting the big dragon and you drive the Land Cruiser or the lx. Lexus. This the suv. So, like, Mary Kay car?

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

How they hand out Mary Kay cars? Well, the King Chinaman hands out these cars, these Lexuses to the Cambodian. He's a Texan. Hang on, let me talk. Y' all shut up. He hands out these Mary Kay cars, these high mileage Lexuses, to all the Cambodians to run his donut empire.

[JD Ryan]

Of course he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, you drive around and go, look. It's always in bad rental places with poor signage. If they just. If somebody went out, did like a rap and like gave this bad Cambodian chain of donut restaurants a look, a new logo that's Cambodian. An image like a. Like a fascia. If they got their franchise brand straighten out.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really. I think it up their sales 20%.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And that's this week's episode of around the Donut Word with your Uncle John. Leave all those donut geniuses or Vietnamese John.

[John Clay Wolf]

There are some Vietnamese in the donut world.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Best cinnamon in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

But see, that Chinaman is. He's selling all the. All these. McDonald's makes their money on supplying cups, French fries and burgers, right? This guy's supplying. He gets all these people set up so he can supply those. Damn.

[DJ Pre K]

Do you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you think it's weird that all these little mom and pop shops have the exact same kolache? They're handmade.

[JD Ryan]

They're all. That's the guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

He makes them.

[JD Ryan]

The Kalachi Kingpin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. Oh, my God. He's. They're distributing his dope. Man, I gotcha. It's just like Walter White and Gus in the fried chicken deal. It's all the same. It's all the same. Are you hot?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Really? I'm just gonna ask. You're gonna take a whiz test for us.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No one on this side of Brock Star business without the knockouts. I'm Kinata King.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got the Ky King right here with us. Right here.

[JD Ryan]

No. No police.

[John Clay Wolf]

We take your head.

[JD Ryan]

What? You take your head.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You sell your ki without Taka Karachi. You buy the Tanaka Weenie. Take your head and your daughter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bob (Co-host)]

You drive Rexes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rexus.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You know, ask question.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get a passport for him. You get them. You get them a rexus and you set them up with a kolachi shop. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And remember, when you're purchasing, when you're negotiating at a dealership.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you work for Mr. Kanaka. No Reese. Just purchase. No Reese. No Reese. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Too high.

[Bob (Co-host)]

This holiday season, there's only one place to shop for thoughtful users of recreational methamphetamine. Meth and Body Works. At Meth and Body Works, you'll find delightfully scented candles including Essence of Burning Kerosene and Sudafil. Powerful exfoliators for removing those imaginary insects under the skin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Feel them. You feel them too.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Whitening kits. Because when you have only one, shouldn't it look its best? And soothing Hand lotions for those agonizing hours. After scrubbing the kitchen tile and disassembling the toaster, where does other screw go? We're open from 1 until 4am at Meth and Body Works where we say, if you're a cop, you gotta say so, man. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's Saturday. The John Clay Wolf Show. Starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. With special guest comic actor Chevy Chase. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk, Keith Richard and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're having fake Keith Richards on, but real Chevy Chase.

[JD Ryan]

Correct.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Is he fake?

[JD Ryan]

We assume that the Keith Richards is fake. He might not be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we've had a.

[JD Ryan]

We've had a story this week about Keith. Oh, you didn't hear this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[JD Ryan]

Rolling Stones says Keith Richards. Rolling Stones. Keith Richards, rather. Who has long been known for his hard partying ways.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you seen the real Keith Richards? The real guy?

[JD Ryan]

The real guy says he stopped drinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Have you seen this picture? He. He missed the date by about 30 years. It's been about a year now. He says. The 74 year old Richards told Rolling Stone magazine in an interview. I just pulled the plug. I just got fed up with it. He said it was time to quit. Just like all the other stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

He quit drinking.

[JD Ryan]

When asked about how his life has been since giving a pain the booze, he says, you know, I don't really notice any difference except when I don't drink. I wasn't feeling right. I've done it. I just don't want to do it anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Keith, is that true?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, it's Keith.

[JD Ryan]

Keith Richards, ladies and gentlemen. Well, I'm so proud of you man. That's so great. You know, you may have helped some other people.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, thanks very much, J.D. r. I'll tell you, I never noticed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really Sounds different now that he's sober.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I try to play it very light with the Rolling Stone chaps because they're very nice fellas, but I've had been about, about probably 14 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard you so clear.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, do you have any clips of Keith Richards before so they can hear what he used to sound like as a drunk?

[Bob (Co-host)]

I don't go into that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, you know what?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Only no intentions of beginning that foolishness again.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Hey JD there's some.

[JD Ryan]

It is.

[DJ Pre K]

There's some tequila back there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

The holiday season.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's see how long your sobriety.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here, here. Keith Richards. We're going to pour you a drink. Just, just because it's a holiday Christmas party.

[JD Ryan]

Here you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit. Just, just take a. Take a shot. You're good, right?

[JD Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just a little bit.

[JD Ryan]

Just to celebrate the two weeks of.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Sobriety we like to normally say. I should normally say congratulations. I won't. But I realize I'm a guest and I appreciate the hospitality.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And I'll have just a nip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Only a nip.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll catch up with you in a minute. We've got to do some bottoms up. Bottoms up. Keith Richards. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I need some good cars too. I buy vets. Rolls is Jeeps lifted. Diesel trucks. Diesel trucks, good trucks. Suburbans, Tahoes, all that stuff.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dealers are starting to load up. They're thinking about the income tax season coming in. So the, the cheaper cars, you know, eight to twelve thousand dollar six to twelve thousand dollar cars are starting to firm up a little bit. That's what I've seen that we've been able to overpay for not stupid miles. Not 150000 but like 120 and 180 to 120. 6,000 to 12,000 on good stuff. Yeah, that, that's been. I've been a little stronger buyer on that stuff than others. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio and also Cummins diesels. Cummins diesels. Cummins Diesels. We, we 200000 mile. Good four wheel drive Cummins diesel. You know we paid a gazillion dollars for it and it brought a gazillion dollars. We sold 422 cars at the auction last week.

[JD Ryan]

This last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

$7.7 million. 401, 422 in three hours.

[JD Ryan]

I can't even think that kind of number.

[John Clay Wolf]

In three hours we sold 400122 cars. We owned every one of them. $7.7 million. Broke the record all over again.

[DJ Pre K]

Bam.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty good. Wow. For a bunch of white boys from.

[JD Ryan]

Fort Worth, that's just fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348.

[JD Ryan]

Number of cars is. Is mindboggling.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a lot to keep up with, I can tell you that. What about strip club dj? I heard he's bitching.

[DJ Pre K]

Speaking of moving. Yes. He's our driver out there in.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we got a new office in Baton Rouge at Airline and something down by the the Albertsons over by down the street from Audi of Baton Rouge. What's it called? Mike Harris. Brian Harris. Hey, Brian Harris. Guys.

[JD Ryan]

And our buyer Rob Ball went out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our friends Brett Bagley. Good morning.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, Rob's out there.

[JD Ryan]

He's opened up the office. So that's exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob Ball loaded up, moved to Louisiana from here. Called me all wasted yesterday.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, he called me. Yesterday was his day off, so. And I thought about it. It's so ironic. I thought I was like, Rob hasn't called me since he's been down there. In like 10 minutes later my phone starts ringing like wow. And he was. He was. He told me that he was Charlie. He told. I guess I'm just gonna sit on the radio.

[DJ Pre K]

What? Oh, I know this too.

[John Clay Wolf]

You wanna. He told me he was high and drunk.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

And well, don't say ooh, why do.

[JD Ryan]

You call his boss? But you call the owner of the company and say I'm high and drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, he did. Because it was his day off, John. And I just want to let you know I'm going to be a dad and I'm getting wasted because I'm freaking out about it. Yep.

[JD Ryan]

Gonna be a dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's Gonna be a dad.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, I'm really pretty certain that it's mine.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Good.

[JD Ryan]

If he's gonna be a dad, it's gonna be his. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, that's awesome.

[JD Ryan]

That's exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

So then you told me, strip Turley, that strip club had a comment about the office down there.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, and that. That's a lot right there because what happened? I get a text from strip club. In fact, we need to get the fake strip club to read this text.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strip club DJ was our call screener before DJ Prek.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was here for years and he got scared from the Metroplex. He thought cameras were on him all the time. So he went back to Louisiana. He's about a 400, 500 pound Renaissance Festival. Looks like a professional wrestler.

[JD Ryan]

But he works for us now.

[John Clay Wolf]

He worked at a strip club dj. DJ down way back when. So we just call him strip club.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo. And he. Have fun. Bobbo pokes at him because he has a bunch of disorders. Like all of them cameras are on him. So. So Bob always has a good impersonation of strip club dj.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Here's the. Here's the text. It says he. I don't know if I'm crazy or something, but it smells just like weed in the buyer's office.

[John Clay Wolf]

Office.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Not a good impression to make on clients coming in.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I get that text.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm like, oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

In Baton Rouge.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Strip club do that. Why would you knock out. Why would you narc out your. Your co workers?

[JD Ryan]

I can't imagine.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You don't think he wants that job, do you?

[DJ Pre K]

Maybe.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

There's strip club lives in Lafayette. And he was. So all of our. All of our south Louisiana hub was coming out of Lafayette, so he and his mom and their friends were loading up and driving all over south Louisiana, picking up and bringing them all back to Lafayette. But the place we were parking there was charging us a fee. And all these Baton Rouge cars we were having to drive from Lafayette to Baton Rouge and then drive them back.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so they were getting the drive fees on that. Well, now we have Baton Rouge, so it cut them out about a third of it. So they're just dropping us straight at our office and left stuff yet.

[JD Ryan]

Got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, I think you're overrun with the dopers there in Baton Rouge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And yesterday I found a lot of ding dong rappers too. So I think they're smoking their pot and eating their snacks right there in the office.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So I Did call. I did call Rob. I'm like, come on, man. He's like, no, no. It was my day off, and I just. I came in and I was just doing some paperwork, and he must have smelled me. Why didn't he talk to me about it? I was like, well, I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's probably wanting to rat him out so he can get him in trouble, so he can get back to the way it was where strip club was getting all the. All the money for the driving around. Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And last week, Rob went and bought a goat, and he kept it in his apartment. But yesterday, he had the gold right there in the office, and he was smoking pot and playing with the gold. Feeding ding dongs to the gold.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, Twinkies, too, believe it or not.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, he's like a madman. Okay, somebody do something. I could run that off. I could run that off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you move to. Will you move to Baton Rouge? Because I'm not going to pay you to drive from Lafayette to Baton Rouge every five minutes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I can commute. I could be a multicultural renaissance guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, a 13 Tundra with 125, 000 miles, two wheel drive. Is the big back door or the small back door?

[Caller/Guest]

Big back door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller/Guest]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather.

[Caller/Guest]

No, I'm sorry. Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cloth.

[Caller/Guest]

Wait, what?

[JD Ryan]

The other choices.

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably 12 to 13,000. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up.

[DJ Pre K]

How do you not know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Kermit or Paul. An 18ZL1 Camaro. Is it a convertible or hard top?

[Caller/Guest]

Hard top.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had a couple of these. 48 grand. 47 grand. Wow. 46. 47. 48. Probably 47. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Okay. Midnight gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's fine. I've got one right now. I've got two, actually. Go to givemetheven.com It's a 18ZL one with a clean Carfax and a 2.5 on the. I'm at 2500 miles, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. I'll buy. Let's go, Johnny. A 17 Chevy van. Is it a conversion van? No, it's just a work truck. Go to give me. Go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Let's look at it. Just take the. If you got your license plate number, just put it in there. Take a couple pictures. Those things are. They have so many variations to them. I need to see the pictures. Oh, here's one. Put them on. Put them on hold. Pre gang. Randall. Randall. 06 Ram. 2500 diesel. Oh, it's a two wheel drive. Damn it, Randall, why didn't you buy a four wheel drive? Yeah, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'm not gonna. If it's a four wheel drive, we talk about it on the radio. The four wheel drive diesels is. Is the good one in the old 5, 9 Cummins. The two wheel drives, it's okay, but it's not even in the same category. Chevy Chase is going to be on the air with us in the next segment. I believe if he calls in on time.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's precisely what I was thinking about. Bloody trucks. Take your two wheel drive bloody truck and stick it in Kansas. I thought you could somewhere high, high up like that.

[JD Ryan]

Well, that didn't take long.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh no. Listen, I could tell you something like this. And don't tell me why the wagon sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate it.

[JD Ryan]

I hate it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I hate it.

[JD Ryan]

I got you.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's good Tequila.

[JD Ryan]

Sipping tequila.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I've been sipping it all. Just having a lovely time. I made up a new song.

[JD Ryan]

He already. Yeah, that was quick.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Wagon to hell.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Keith Richards did get sober for 14 days. But we came in here and had a glass of tequila with it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Bad idea. This is the stupidest thing I've done the at in years.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Since I fell off of that tree thing, you know. Broke me leg. I'm not breaking me leg now. It's just good to keep.

[JD Ryan]

Easy, easy, easy on the mic.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I might fall down.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a. It was fun this week. I had a. This is kind of a Keith Richards moment. I had a get together. A friend of ours father died and we had to get together at the. At the beer swirler. Sure. Ran into a bunch of old high school guys. Start talking about old times. And it really was. Remember the movie Less Than Zero?

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

There was a crew in Arlington Heights High School, which is in Fort Worth, Texas.

[JD Ryan]

Depressing movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

That really was that life. Yeah, it really was. It was a weird little window, but it was. It was real. I mean the Julian, the whole thing. And it was just funny seeing everybody and how they all grew up and you know, they don't party as hard as they used to.

[JD Ryan]

Otherwise he'd be dead.

[John Clay Wolf]

But we were talking about this guy named. Let's call him David. He's dead now. Imagine that.

[JD Ryan]

Well, I'll be darn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Who said that?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shot a guy at his front door about two years ago and then shot himself. But I'd forgotten that David was smoking crack in Jason's dad's Cadillac Elante in the rich part of town and burnt the car down. So the party was so big that the car caught fire in the driveway and nobody wanted to call the cops because they knew it would end the party.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. This is a party.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is a party.

[JD Ryan]

That's a party. When you burn something to the ground and nobody wants to call the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

David's smoking crack in Jason's dad's Cadillac Alante.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, I killed somebody in the bedroom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just, just, just don't tell anybody else. We'll deal with it later.

[JD Ryan]

Deal with in the morning. Just relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unbelievable.

[JD Ryan]

No, I mean he's like dead. I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. Chevy Chase is going to be on with us about 9:30. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars in the radio.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Less cars, more bull. The John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the air with Chevy Chase. Thank you for joining us this morning. What an honor. It is good man.

[Caller/Guest]

Thanks for having me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am watched the episode they sent me and yeah. Enjoyed it.

[Caller/Guest]

How was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was good. It was good.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know it gave me a little bit of that vacation vibe.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of your stick and the way, the way you interact with the kids is kind of like you interacted with Russ and Audrey.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh yeah. I guess that's gonna slip in there, isn't it? You know, it just shows you what a great actor I am. You know, different characters really. I studied very hard.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought another person back of your past that you'll recognize that passed away. But he came back to join us here today. See if you recognize his voice.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Say Ty, did you hear the one about the Jew, the Catholic and the winter heaven.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh my God.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That Ted St. Peter says, don't you people have homes?

[Caller/Guest]

That's very good.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Certainly you get your foot off the boat.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does have.

[Caller/Guest]

I loved Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

He has a dead on Ted Knight impersonation. This is my co host Bob.

[Caller/Guest]

That is. That's pretty good. We lived right next to each other, Ted Knight and I. So that was pretty. That was pretty darn good.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, the world needs ditch diggers too. Ty.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was your favorite?

[Caller/Guest]

You don't need me on the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your father and I built this club. Ty, what was your favorite. What was your favorite film you've been a part of?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, I don't know. They. They're all. They're all fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

The one that paid the most probably.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Yeah. That stops as you get older. But yeah, I, I loved Fletch and Caddyshack. And Three Amigos and gosh, the one with Danny Spies Like Us and Right. All the Ends and Christmas Vacation. You know, the vacation movies? I had some. I had. Out of about 50 films, about four or five good ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the most financially successful?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's been so probably, I'm gonna guess one of the vacations.

[Caller/Guest]

I really don't know. Yeah, maybe. Maybe, you know, I mean, you know, I turned down Forrest Gump, for instance, or. And, and others. Oh, Animal House. Instead of doing Animal House, I did Val Play. Now those things made so much money. Everything I've ever turned down makes a lot of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you were. They. They tried to cast you in front of Tom Hanks on Forrest Gump.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, they gave me the book and the. And I just. I don't know. What can I tell you? It needed Tom Hanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. It worked out. I mean, he was the person perfect fit for it. But Dan.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, he was great.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the air with Sir, Like Elton John. Sir Elton John. I'm gonna go ahead and knight you here this morning, sir. Chevy Chase. And we're gonna have a little bit more of him later on. He's gonna call back about an hour, 30 minutes. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Steven. Oh, four. Harley Davidson diesel truck crew cab. So 04F250 Harley truck crew cab. Leather. Does it have a sunroof?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have any 6.0 liter problems? Because a lot of them do.

[Caller/Guest]

No, this one don't have any problems, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it lifted or is it stock?

[Caller/Guest]

It ain't stock. It has an 8 inch lift on it with 37.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's huge. How many miles on the tires?

[Caller/Guest]

A brand new tire, so I barely bought them about a month ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had this truck?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, about five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Sounds like a 15 grander to me. If it's just bad to ask like, like what you're saying. How much snow did y' all get out there in Abilene yesterday?

[Caller/Guest]

We didn't hardly get any out here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've seen pictures of like six inches. What?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, that was probably like last. Last week sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Mid teens. Go to givemetheven.com and load this truck up. 04 Harley Edition. Is it a sweetheart? Anyway, just let's look at the pictures. Take some good pictures. It's an older truck. It's got some miles, but it's big lift. It's badass. It's got the Bad motor. But you say it's a good motor so if it is, I'm gonna buy it high. Yeah, mid teens is what I'm thinking. 800 Robin Baton Rouge in 03 avalanche with 150. San Diego Vegas. Wake up. Good morning. Start calling in 800 800-7234. Temecula, Bakersfield. All you guys start calling in 800 800-7234. We want to buy the California cars too. Oh, three avalanche with 160 is worth three grand. Two grand. Three grand. 2500. What do you think?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's right around there. It just depends on how nice it is. Two to three thousand dollars. Three thousand dollars.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

All right.

[DJ Pre K]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com a little whopped up Jeep Kevin in Houston. 01 Jeep Grand Cherokee with a buck forty on it. Is it eight cylinder or six?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a V8.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a thousand fifteen hundred dollar rig.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bledsoe. What's your question?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, I'm trying to figure out a. Everybody's thinking of the culture going to beat my Cowboys. I don't see that happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't either. I have been damned impressed obviously with like everyone else. I mean all of it. How about the Chiefs? How about the best football games? The two best football games of the year. One was on Monday night and one was this Thursday. The Chiefs are putting on a show. Well, unfortunately they keep losing.

[Caller/Guest]

About that.

[DJ Pre K]

Or the Chargers now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean but that chief. That Chiefs versus Who was it game.

[DJ Pre K]

Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That was ridiculous. And they had a re. Deal. I know. Yeah. The. The cold.

[Caller/Guest]

I mean I don't. I don't understand why everybody's picking the coast over the. Over my Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're more. Damn straight.

[DJ Pre K]

They're morons.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're morons. They're just more. I just call them and how about them Saints? Who? Dad. I mean those guys are kicking ass.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean the real.

[Caller/Guest]

We stunned them. That. That stunned everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

That stunned everybody. And the Texans are in front of their division. This is a good football year. It'll be exciting to see how it comes out. Remember, if we don't beat your car max [e-mail] we will send you a check for a hundred dollars. I'm the one that signs. My name is John Clay Wolf. I founded this thing. I'm the one who created all this crap and been doing the radio show for over a decade.

[JD Ryan]

But you're not allowed to do marketing anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[JD Ryan]

I created this crap, but it's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

People think it sounds too good to be true, that we'll just show up at your house. You can go to computer, 60 second, bid off your phone, show up at your house with a check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was born at night, but not last night. I'm just telling you it's true. It's just. I mean, you have to see our.

[JD Ryan]

You can see the reviews where people have done it over and over and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over and over and over. We've just got a product. We've. We've honed a craft of 25 years of experience doing this embittered car, sight unseen over the radio. I know what I'm doing. Where, you know, if you don't believe me, put give me the VIN reviews. But we're the best damn car buyer in the United States, period, in a story. And let me prove it to [e-mail]. be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RADIO.

[Caller/Guest]

Sorry about your Call him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Idiot. Thanks, Turley. That's just really nice. Now, John Clay Wolf. That was Randy the Chipmunk. It was a drop.

[JD Ryan]

He was.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen Jackson Brown in concert. Have you, Bob?

[Bob (Co-host)]

No, I have not. He opened for Buffett like three years ago. And I hate, hate that I missed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Next time Jackson Brown comes through, let's make a point to make sure we go.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, we should.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to see Elton John tonight and I'm pissed about it.

[JD Ryan]

Why are you mad about seeing old John? I saw video clips from it last night. It looks amazing.

[DJ Pre K]

Everybody loved the show. The reviews are great.

[Bob (Co-host)]

How can you be.

[JD Ryan]

Why are you mad?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a prima donna, but I don't pay to go to concerts.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, wait, wait. You're paying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

How'd you pay to go to a concert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, because some people didn't get their s together in time. I promised my kid a month ago.

[JD Ryan]

I'd take her and somebody dropped the ball. Dropped the ball?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

How much is a ticket?

[John Clay Wolf]

There it was. It was so much. I'm really pissed about it. So I needed six of them. How about taking an old slap in the cod sack from Elton John the homo?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Let me. Let me. Let me just make a guess. Bid.

[JD Ryan]

3100.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you just dump me?

[JD Ryan]

It's gonna be a good. Yeah, it's gonna be a good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Charlie just dumped me. How about taking A slap in the cod sack. Wapam from old Elton John. The Man Woman.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob (Co-host)]

How about.

[JD Ryan]

How about it's gonna be a memory?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Let's try that.

[JD Ryan]

Whatever it cost.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, let's try to get.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought him some male prostitutes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

3,100.

[JD Ryan]

You've been 3,100?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not telling. Yeah, it's just ridiculous. It's. It's not right.

[Bob (Co-host)]

32.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel sorry for. People have to pay to go to concerts. Common folk. JB. Buffy, JB, you there? My man. JB is on Free Bay. You've got a 16 Porsche Cayman GTS. 11,000 miles. What color is it?

[Caller/Guest]

Black on black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a stick or a Matic?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a PDK automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it as it does. Have any damage history?

[Caller/Guest]

Zero. Clean Carfax.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it?

[Caller/Guest]

I've had it about five months.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking for another car.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't. I just buy them. I can hook you up with an in and out. And speaking of dealers, anybody who wants franchise dealers that want to sell us their trade ins and overage, go toI hate CarMax.com. easy way to remember, we all hate CarMax in the dealer world because they run around the auctions and push everybody around and they bid people's cars and they won't, like, honor their bid at other dealerships. So I just started a website that just goes to the dealer side of give me the VIN. It's called I Hate CarMax.com. the URL was available. I took it. So all dealers. Attention, attention across the country. If you want to. If you're. If JB's at your store today and he is trying to trade in the 16 Porsche Cayman, you can go to I Hate CarMax.com and we will give you a trade in appraisal on it, live by bid, like we're doing for him right now. Okay. I don't know what this thing's worth. What's it worth? What year are we in? We're in 2018. You got 2016. Is it. Is it. Is it 65,000? No, I think I'm more right than you.

[Caller/Guest]

Now, remember, offer me 70. He said that was what he could get him at auction.

[John Clay Wolf]

When?

[Caller/Guest]

About yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did he. Was that on. Hang on. Was that on trade or straight?

[Caller/Guest]

You know, that was on trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's different and that's fine. He's ACV in this car. I got you.

[Caller/Guest]

I got you. Get the tax dollars out of it, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, don't blame Me a bit. So what? Why didn't you trade with it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I just haven't made a decision yet and I thought. I always listen to you guys on the radio. Love your show. I thought I'd call and see what the heck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I need to get. To get a real number on this thing. I need to see the msrp. Or I can get the VIN number and pull it off Carfax and look at the MSRP. There's $20,000 worth swing on these things on the options.

[Caller/Guest]

And I have let you know Ms. MSRP was 98,000 and change. It's loaded, everything. Nab the whole bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but like if I gave you 74, you still want the in and out tax credit, so you're gonna anyway go to.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, I was hoping. I was hoping you could hook me up with somebody that could. We could do it in and out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can. I want you to go to. I want you to go to. Give me the ven.com or. Or I hate carmax.com and load the car in. And we will. We will. We will line you up with one of our dealers and do it. In and out.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So all this. My poor wife gets up in the middle of the night.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta hang on. I can't say this. What if my kids are listening?

[JD Ryan]

What are you thinking?

[John Clay Wolf]

You're right. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

What's going.

[John Clay Wolf]

What am I. Am I. Have I lost my mind?

[JD Ryan]

I believe you have, because I believe it's the price of the Elton John stickets that has made him not think clearly.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You can tell us.

[JD Ryan]

But that's going to be a great memory, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

So actually, let me start over. The elf has come to our home and now he's got a girlfriend.

[JD Ryan]

Elf on the shelf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Elf on the shelf. And. And he does all this different stuff every day and the kids get excited and all this crap, but now he's got a girlfriend.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What is that? I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've caught him doing some weird stuff and I've had to like, straighten them out before the kids wake up.

[JD Ryan]

Have no idea what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

The elf on the shelf has a girlfriend. It's a woman elf.

[JD Ryan]

This is a new thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

She elf.

[JD Ryan]

I don't have kids.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, yeah. You. The kids, they're watching to make sure they're doing good. And the elf is going to tell Santa how they're doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, our elf is named Scrappy. The kids don't know him as that, but I talk to him when the kids aren't around and he's. He's a. He's a. He's not a good person.

[JD Ryan]

Alcoholic.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a good person. He actually was on Saturday Night Live last year week.

[DJ Pre K]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, on. Or Jimmy Kimmel or something.

[DJ Pre K]

I forgot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live Saturday night. We've got Scrappy the Elf in the studio here with us. Good morning, Scrappy.

[Bob (Co-host)]

How are you? Yeah. Say, we got a. We got a thing. We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We got a thing we should talk about. Oh, you're. You're oldest. Yeah, I've been watching him now for what, 11 years, right? Things. Things change.

[JD Ryan]

This year you're an.

[Bob (Co-host)]

With that kid. I was the. You think I could get a different kid?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kid. You seem kind of rough. You may swap my kid out. Yeah, well, I've got four to choose from.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I mean, I can only keep an eye on them, but. I know, and I talked to the other else. They don't really understand what's going on with the. With this kid.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's up with this tattooed up hoe that you brought into our house? And you put a damn elf costume on her and passing her off as your. As. As the elf on the shelf girl?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh, Marjorie. Yeah, no, that's. That's just. That's just the acquaintance of mine. I mean I, you know, I get regular lunch breaks and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but you told me you found her in the strip club.

[Bob (Co-host)]

So what? So she's a waking girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't need her in my house.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's a good thing. That's not what I want to talk about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want you bringing people like that into my house.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Really not a part of my story, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, go ahead. What's your story, Scrappy the Elf?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Just gonna say this kid's always been a good kid. He's smart. He's smart, does his homework. He's very good in school. He's a polite young man. But I'm telling you what happened. At least at that age. He's at that age. Well, things change. They get to dwell the thing he's. He's. He's learned. He's learned how to do something with his body and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop. You shut up. I don't.

[JD Ryan]

Thank you a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I've got a. I've got a pretty twisted sense of humor. But you're not going to come on my radio show and start talking about my kids.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'm just saying it's not A bad thing, but it's not a kid thing. And maybe my work is done with that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve and Canton A13 Platinum 82,000 miles F, 154 wheel drive, leather roof nav. It's got to be right around 20 grand. You there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right around 20 grand. Go to. Give me the vin.com. load it up. Let's look. Where are these people come from, Stan? A 16 Wrangler Sahara with 16,000 miles. 1941 edition.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[Caller/Guest]

That's the 75th anniversary edition.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was like the Willis, huh? Take pictures. Go to givemetheven.com I want to see this thing. Let me see the VIN number, James. And Houston's got a junker. Junker, Junker. 2010 Camry Le with 174, 000 miles. JD Would you like to do the honors?

[JD Ryan]

I would love to do 2010. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

180,000 mile Camry. Throw a number out that one.

[JD Ryan]

300.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's worth more than that. Baba, would you like to guess 400? Turley, would you like to guess 500?

[DJ Pre K]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go $11,000, James, because I love you.

[Bob (Co-host)]

High bid. Merry Christmas, James.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, you guys are hilarious, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Here's another S box, Adam in New Mexico. Oh, wow. This is going to be a. This is a Peach Hun, a 07 Crown Vic with 200,000 miles from New Mexico. Well, they have big, big trunks in them.

[Caller/Guest]

Regularly maintained though.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. I'll give. I'll give you 100 to keep it. How about that, Adam? Them in New Mexico. All right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. And a 16. Equinox with 102. Rick, does it have leather? Rick, does your 100,000 miles. 16. Does your equinox have leather? Is it cloth? I'm a six, maybe seven grand buyer. Maybe eight.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year did they change the body style? What year did they change the body style?

[Caller/Guest]

It's the 2016. It's the four order. I guess it's not the new body stylist. Yeah, I could see all body style before it became, you know, like all streamlined.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, like an Airstream trailer. Equinox. Go to givemetheven.com. throw the license plate in there or the VIN number. Let me see some pictures of it. But I'm 6 to 8,000. I need to see pictures. Then I'll know. Oh, my God. Here's another. Rosalinda, where have you been, My Rosalia? Good Morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning, El Paso.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know we were on the air. El Paso. Are we.

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we on the air in El Paso, Texas?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, awesome. Oh, five Durango with 180,000 miles on it's worth two grand. Rosalinda, you there?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm there. I'm just. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, you know, Big mile cars, it's like, what. Okay, here's an example. I've got my grand. And we don't buy human beings or souls. No, but if you wield your grandpa in. And he's 94 years old.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you asked me to bid on him.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and talk about what a great guy he is, the big career and the kids and all the good things about him. That's one wonderful. But that was in the past.

[JD Ryan]

He's a good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? So I'm looking at Grandpa and I'm like, how much work can I get out of grandpa in the next 30 minutes before he dies? I, I can get, you know, and that's why, that's why 05 Durango with 183 is worth a thousand bucks. Because our 2000. Whatever. I said it's on its last leg. It needs to go across the border to Juarez is where it needs to go. Grandpa, how are you doing? Will you take us out, Grandpa? If you can, before you die, Before it's too late. Next, from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Wake me up before you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go now. How low can you go? Go, John Clay Wolf. See, that's why I'm going to see old John because he's going to quit. Just like Rush quit, He is going to quit.

[JD Ryan]

But the show was amazing. People were putting up videos last night on Facebook. The stages, like the whole stage. You know what a psych is, where the, where the floor turns into the wall. It's all just one big swoop. Okay. That's what the, the stage is. And it's all a video screen. So it's this little computer. I mean, it's a little piano area. And the whole thing's video looks really cool. You'll have a great time.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Elo did I think kind of like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I've got a for instance I I some at Fuzzy's Taco Shop, okay. Eating lunch and I'd had to go wash my hands. And obviously the lock on the door of the bathroom room of Fuzzy's Taco Shop is broken.

[JD Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So I go in to wash my hands, and there's a guy in there all hunkered down.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and it's not one of those stalled up bathrooms. It's a big bathroom and it's got a urinal in it. But there's also a. A crapper in the corner. And he's all, you know, hung up over there in the corner. So I open the door and I see this guy and he sees me.

[JD Ryan]

It's like a 2 holder without a wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

How bizarre.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I just walked in, shut the door, and wash my hands. Okay. And my wife was like, what are you. When I told her the story, she's like, why did you go in there? I'm like, I mean, I'd already seen him. He's a guy. I'm a guy. I needed to wash my hands. I didn't want to. I mean, hell, he could have been in there for another 20 minutes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

So he didn't lock the door?

[John Clay Wolf]

He tried, but it didn't work.

[JD Ryan]

The door was broken.

[John Clay Wolf]

The door was broken. So when I went in, the first thing he said, I guess the locks broke. I said, I guess so no big deal. And I washed my hands and I got out of there quick. Is that bad?

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's probably. No, that's probably precisely what I would to that. What the hell? Are we not. Are we not?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he's cruising.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. He didn't have the lock.

[JD Ryan]

That ever happens at a state park.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not his fault.

[JD Ryan]

Run.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, should I have just said, I mean, no kidding.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No, there is no fault. There is no fault. You wanted to wash your hands. The sink wasn't taken up, was it?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was right there next to the door. And I shut the door so that no one else saw him. And I didn't, like, look at him. No, I just washed my hands. But it was definitely an uncomfortable moment. And he was definitely putting off the vibe, like, I can't believe that you didn't leave. I'm like, well, I need to wash my hands of. What are you gonna do, jump up and stop me?

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's his problem.

[DJ Pre K]

So how. How locked was this door?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not at all.

[DJ Pre K]

So, okay, I turned, I turned the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Knob and I was in.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then there's him in all of his glory.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, so then I'm gonna. Yeah, that's his fault now if it was a little locked and you kind of shook the door and then it went in. Yeah, you're kind of being a. You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it wasn't his fault. He locked the door and I checked the lock on my way out. I'm like, yeah, it's broke. I don't know. It's just one of those things. It's a decision, you know, there's life's decisions you have to make on the fly.

[JD Ryan]

It's a momentary decision.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't have a dump button, Turley, so I couldn't hit replay. He didn't have a dump button either, and it might have taken him all day.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You go to a concert at one of these like amphitheater sheds, you know, indoor, outdoor, and there's nothing. But the big long urinal takes up a whole.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay, so no, we all go together at the same time. You just, you don't look down. You don't become too talkative. You know, you do your business. Bathroom.

[JD Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody that has anything to do with alcohol, you tip. You tip the people at the concerts at the walk up window for beers. Why don't you tip the flower people? Why don't you tip.

[JD Ryan]

I don't tip people at the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you tip the donut people? But why don't you tip everybody?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I never tip the person at the counter for beer at the concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

Heck no.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are the rules on tipping and when you're picking up to go food?

[JD Ryan]

That's a great question because I'm getting ready to get on a cruise ship and I understand you tip everybody that even looks at you.

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, no. If they're, if they're bringing it to you like at your se. Yes, that's their serving.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. Yeah, but if anybody in a buffet, I mean a light tip for a buffet because they have to clean your table up, but not a full.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, 10.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That depends on the service. Some buffets, they bring you another glass of tea, they carry your plates away in a timely manner. You know, it depends on the service. But yeah, Turley's right. Service is the key phrase there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you go to pick up your to go order and they like immediately hit you with the tip. It say Campis. Yeah, it's a 50 bill. And they're like, you know, they precept. Hang on. Yeah. Why don't we tip the people in the window at Whataburger, if that's what we're doing. Let's make some tipping rules. And also the preloaded tips on the sign out thing on the credit card machine.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's just a guilt trip.

[JD Ryan]

Sure it is. Here's how much you would Give if you were a good person. Well, but I don't want to give that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, 20%.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, hint, hint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Is. It's too much. I think 15's the right amount. It matters how much the bill is?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, it depends on the service. But for carrying on the service.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay, but. But if. If your standard's 20 and your bill's, you know, 50.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then it's X. And if your bill's 10, you. You. The guy took the same amount of time to help you on a cheap place as it did an expensive place. Why is the expensive place guy get more money? I think you should get less money.

[JD Ryan]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Satan, are you here? Come here and tell me about this.

[JD Ryan]

I think this is the tip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan. No, I'll tip. I tip better than I used to.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, you're.

[JD Ryan]

You're doing it wrong, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't we tip people at the liquor store, at the package store, if we tip people at the bar?

[JD Ryan]

I always did. That's why we don't get carry outed. Expensive places. You go to Taco Bell, you go to McDonald's. You don't pay a tip for carry out ever.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Never ever.

[JD Ryan]

A buffet can be different. But Campisi's, why?

[Bob (Co-host)]

I mean, go ahead and go inside and enjoy being in a campis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but if you went to get your kids pizzas and they like shame you into tipping them just to shut them up. But I mean, you know, if I wanted to get. If I wanted to see beggars, I'd go to Mexico and buy Chiclets.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You're pretending there's no such thing as.

[John Clay Wolf]

Papa John's, Clifford and Waco. 17 Ram 3500 tradesman, four wheel drive diesel. I need to see it. There's too many options. These things can be real base or loaded up tradesmen. There's like four different options. A big difference. On window sticker. Do you already have a number in mind?

[Caller/Guest]

Clifford 42.

[John Clay Wolf]

42 000.

[Bob (Co-host)]

See, he added 22 000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a dually?

[Caller/Guest]

What, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a dually?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, It's a dually 4x4. Has a hideaway hitch running board.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to look at what they're selling the new ones for. I think they're like 17000 off now. It's gotten stupid and it's screwing up the market on 17s and 18s. Go to givemetheven.com. let me look at it. I'll pull it up. I'll figure it out. David Oo Ram 2500 with 160, four wheel drive, Cummins average, rougher, clean. David and Terrell, are you there?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Ram 2500, 160,000 mile. Four wheel drive, super cab, leather, average, rough or clean condition.

[Caller/Guest]

I would say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 8,000? Buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not? It's got 160 and it's 18 years old.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, but this thing, man, it's unmolested. Its body is almost spotless on it. No rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, now you're talking like it's nicer. All right, what's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm thinking probably about 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me see. Pictures. When we get into older cars like this, it's all about how nice is it. We were looking into Irock Z the other day and Kyle's like, look at this thing. It's so nice. And I look at the pictures and the first thing I drill into is a rust bubble on the, on the windshield frame.

[JD Ryan]

And when there's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

When there's one. Yep, there's more. Have you ever seen just a little bit of cancer?

[DJ Pre K]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So it just all depends on how nice it is. So go to givemetheven.com, take some pictures, sell me on it. And I will get close to your 12. If not given, I might give it. It just all depends on what she looks like. 800-800-723-4. Michael in Houston, your server. I was waiting on this. I knew here come the server. So straight me out. Mike, what's the rules?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the more the merrier for the server as. Because we never know, you know, what kind of day that they're having. They could have been slammed in their section. They could have had the rudest customers, naturally. But as well as to goes that was. I'm a server. I'm not a to go person. But it should be tipped out on, on, on to goes as well because they zag up all your stuff. They make sure everything they breathe Also.

[John Clay Wolf]

Should we pay them to breathe and they go pee? Should we pay him for that too? I don't understand why. Okay, so no, listen to courteous thing. Be courteous to hand out 20s to all the bums that walk up and knock on your window.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not comparing servers to bumps, but where do you stop?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, the only people that don't get a tip out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

As far as like from customers and everything is the kitchen crew.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

The bussers do, but the people that are cooking, they get an hourly minimum wage or more. Servers do not they actually make 225 an error. 2 13. 213 an hour or maybe 3. 13 for to go. But they. They still, you know, anticipate tips as far as that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So back to the.

[Caller/Guest]

And like I said, that's not, that's not. That's not all restaurants. That's. That's a majority of restaurants, I believe.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how much money did you make last year or this year? We're almost to the end of this year. Total it all out. And I know what you report and what you did is two different things, but if you're. Nobody knows where you work or what your real name is. So how much total money on. On being a server?

[Caller/Guest]

Last year I made about 43 is what I. What I kind of figured it out to be. 43,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was this year better.

[Caller/Guest]

This year might be a little slower. It's been a little bit because of the. The past hurricanes and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

But how much do these guys that like, work at Del Friscos in the.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, those guys make a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

The huge ticket places. What are they?

[JD Ryan]

The Ruth Chris Steakhouse?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

60 days.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

The steakhouse. Is any. Any kind of steakhouses as far as like the Houston area, the Woodlands? I've got a buddy there that he takes home at least 300, 350 to 500 a night.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like stripper money.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, that's, that's. That's because you got a lot of rich people going in there. And then a lot of times gratuity is in. Involved, but if it's not, they just. They order up a big bill and they, they tip.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just wonder if we should switch the system. Why is it so different than every other business? Why don't you. You know where people work for a. For a rate? I mean. But. I mean, I've been in Europe where they don't. Where you don't tip your servers and they're on set on.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And they're not very friendly. No, no, they're really not. They're kind of a bunch of.

[JD Ryan]

What do you do? Place I used to went to Fuzzy's Tacos. Okay. Fuzzy, they give you a little receipt, and right there it says, here's the amount. Here's where the tip goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

But they didn't do anything. You go get your own food.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when I go to Fuzzy's Tacos, am I supposed to tip them, Mike?

[Caller/Guest]

No, Something like that. Maybe like a fast food restaurant kind of situation. I.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, why is their time less valuable than your Time. Why? Are you special? Are you a Republican?

[Bob (Co-host)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, really, why? Why? Just because they're, you know, maybe immigrated here from a different country? You think you're better than the guys that work at the fast food place in your time, in the air you breathe and the water you drink is more valuable than theirs? You know, Mike, I'm starting not to like.

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, not at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hanging up on you.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's rude. Write him up. Especially California program directors. That server is rude. He does not treat people fairly.

[Bob (Co-host)]

He sounded kind of racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He did. I felt a little racism in his voice.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, my God. Stop it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Randall. Houston A13 Tahoe, Texas edition. Two wheel drive, 101,000 miles. Sounds like a $16,000 truck to me. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Remember, everybody, if I don't beat your carmax offer, owe you 100 bucks.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, all right. Thank you, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You read the Times, huh? You read the New Republic?

[JD Ryan]

No, I've heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call them toll free. 1-800-800-RADIO. Well, I was reading that.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's interesting because what it says is.

[John Clay Wolf]

That you don't know what you're talking about. This is the John Clay Wolf show. This is a good Christmassy song.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whiskey, Mojaro. Irish whiskey, I guess. I think they did it better than. Than Lizzie did. Metallica did this one, my favorite.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's a good adaptation. When I first heard this, I thought it was Kiss for some reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lindsay Buckingham settles with Fleetwood Mac. Who cares? I watched the whole thing.

[JD Ryan]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, he and Stevie were knocking boots all their lives, and now they hate each other. And that's really what it boils down to. And that's the beginning and the end of it. But. But it is. He settled like the. They paid him a little money, but he's still not back in the band. Yeah. Oh, way. So the Christmas party, the company Christmas party is next Wednesday.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

I'll be out of town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really? You're gonna miss it.

[JD Ryan]

I'd love to hang out with you guys, get drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have a DJ battle. We're gonna have a DJ battle of DJ Pre K it, Rob.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, really?

[John Clay Wolf]

And, dude, Bobbo videotape.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[JD Ryan]

Put this on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's a dj? He does those boot scoots out in the country.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'm not that kind of dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know it but that's what makes it fun.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay, what. What will this DJ battle entail?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you. Do you. I. I just brought up the idea. I didn't come up with the, you know, step by step. Have y' all figured it out?

[DJ Pre K]

Dj, you know what? All I'm gonna say is that DJ Rob l better come with it, man. You know he's gonna have to bring more than those early 90s break beats to fade me, man.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Now, you know that's totally foreign to me.

[DJ Pre K]

Ed is a dj.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody in the company that is a DJ is welcome to compete.

[JD Ryan]

You guys could got to do this on Facebook Live. Seriously, you have to.

[DJ Pre K]

Do we have the equipment set up for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I make the ideas, and y' all me, we put together 500 cars a week and organize them and get them ready and detailed, de dented.

[JD Ryan]

And John is the guy that goes, hey, we should go to the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, right. And y'.

[DJ Pre K]

All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all go to the moon.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, so Ronnie, get it ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ronnie can't get it ready. She couldn't even get my tickets. I had to buy Elton John tickets myself. Ronnie cannot get that ready. So, DJ Pre K, you're in charge of DJ equipment. You and Rob. Can you hear me, sir? Let's get it. All right, so we before, you know, we had the reverend, our own reverend. He tried to get us. We're going to a different place. But he. We. We recorded his call when he was trying to set up the Christmas party for. He called it our church. But do you have a audio of that?

[JD Ryan]

It's kind of a church. It's a gathering of people that are equally minded.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's Bobbo acting like the preacher. Hello?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, this Henry. Can I help you?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Hello, sir. Yeah, my brother, this is the Reverend Jim John Riddles of the Living Water Tabernacle Church of Jesus. Yeah, we'd like to have our Christmas party with your restaurant this year.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We decided to have Oriental food this year because the sisters and I took a democratic vote. And we've decided to celebrate the birth of our Lord Jesus with a heap of your tantalizing exotic cuisine. If it be God's will. And by a vote of 92, it was. We've got a group of maybe 20, maybe 25. Maybe, praise God, we have 30. We'd like to start with appetizers. Do you have spirit shrimps?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, we do.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We like to have other appetizers. Little shrimps, tempura, like the tiny, innocent.

[JD Ryan]

Flock of sheep the shepherds brought with.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Them from the fields when they came to see the Lord Jesus in the manger. Can you say well, entre. And Sister Magnes came up with this idea. She's 84 years old, bless her heart. We thought we would represent the three wise men who came to see God in his manger. Three great kings from the Orient with one part broccoli beef, one part Mongolian spare rib pork and one part heavenly God. Help us, Lord. Sweet sour chicken. Probably two buckets of each.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And you know that Joseph and Mary traveled far. So we want the mother and child reunion. Chicken fried rice with an egg foo young on the side. Can you say joy?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And for Joseph, just give us 20 egg rolls because we can't think of nothing else for Joseph.

[Caller/Guest]

So you come what day we like.

[Bob (Co-host)]

To go Wednesday night. And there's one important thing. During the time of our party, if you could make sure between 5pm and 7pm or whenever the last gift is given and the thread of God has been celebrated in all of its Christmas team glory, that you have no Muslims, Buddhists, Hindus, devil worshipers, members of the International Brotherhood of Teamsters, Strippers, Scientologists or atheists of any kind on the premises. Would that be agreeable to your brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Also, we'd like to have yourself and whatever service plan to be there baptized in the name of God this Sunday at the Living Water Tabernacle Church of Jesus. Because just like your wonderful food, if the spirit of God is good to you, brother, it's got to be good. Good for you.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, see you then in 20. What day? 23.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, Sunday school starts at 9:30. You can join us for the church service at 11 o'.

[JD Ryan]

Clock.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'll be doing the baptisms myself. Wear something where you can get wet, probably up to your breastbone. And we'll have baptisms after the service. We have dinner at my place on Sunday and at your place Wednesday night. Merry Christmas and praise God.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Thank you. That's good, Bob. You couldn't get much action out of him. You were really working that fishing line. He just wasn't hitting very well. Is it safe to say that limited English doesn't maybe have as well as strong of a sense of humor?

[Bob (Co-host)]

There may be language barriers.

[John Clay Wolf]

There could have been language or they.

[DJ Pre K]

Hear it all the time.

[JD Ryan]

All the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tanner, no. 9 Silverado LTZ. Two wheel drive, 137 on the clock. Crew cab. Leather. No roof. Right. No sunroof.

[Caller/Guest]

Correct, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's too bad, because most of the ltz. So it's really an LT with all the gear. Does have navigation?

[Caller/Guest]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Guest]

I'd say between average and rough. Never been in any accidents, but I had a few things repaired. I mean, you can't see them anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. I mean, it's got 137 leather where.

[Caller/Guest]

My elbow rests on the driver's side.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does eight grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, no, no. I've got nine. Five from dealer already. I was just seeing if I could get better through y'. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

What buys it?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know, I'm trying to get a new 2019 and if I trade it in at the dealer, I'm going to be getting an effective value of probably about 10 or so just because they'll give me a discount on the. On the new buy. I think north of 10 would probably be a pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look. I'll probably buy it, take some good pictures, go to. Give me The VIN in 60 seconds is all it takes to load it up. If your pictures are already on your phone, load it up, say, takes 10. Three. And we will make a decision. And I bet the decision is we'll buy that. Thanks. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars and radio. 800-800-72348. 800, 800 radio. Be back. Uno momento, por favor. Praise Jesus. And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com a utown.

[Caller/Guest]

Man was arrested after he got into.

[John Clay Wolf]

An argument and hammered an ice pick through the other man's penis. Call John toll free, 1-800-800- radio.

[Caller/Guest]

But hey, you, if, like they say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Never bring a penis to an ice pick fight. John Clay Wolf. So in a second, we, for some reason, watching this Queen video, I had the idea of the We Are the world thing. And we're gonna play some cuts of the we are the World. And I want everybody to guess who's singing. What year was that gonna be fun?

[JD Ryan]

85 we are the world. 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, real quick. Tom. Tom. Tom. Porsche. Tom. Porsche, Tom. 08 Carrera 911 4S. 152. Does it have any oil leaks?

[Caller/Guest]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color? Black. Convertible or coupe?

[Caller/Guest]

Coop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coop. Stick or matic?

[Caller/Guest]

Matic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I don't know why the sticks bring more, but they do. It's got three pedals. It brings more money. Yep.

[Caller/Guest]

Agreed.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with it, if anything?

[Caller/Guest]

What's wrong with it? Nothing. There's nothing wrong with it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Okay. Does 30 grand buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

No, absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just 35 grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Guest]

No, you got to be 48.50.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not with 50,000 miles. You got to get. You got to get the miles down the 20s to do that. Thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. I only buy about 17 Porsches a week.

[JD Ryan]

Week. So you might know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know exactly what I'm talking about. And it's a very desirable car. I completely agree. But mid-30s is the money. With the 35,000. I mean, with the 50,000 miles, when you're buying older Porsches, older exotics, older. Just call them spaceships, Lamborghinis, whatever. Just take the mileage and like quadruple it because they're everybody's third car. So they never ride, they never get driven. They're like motor motorcycle miles. Think of motorcycle miles. And that's kind of how Lambos and. And supercars and cool specific stuff like that work. Supras, if you have any Supra turbos, old ones, I'll. I'm interested. Especially stick shifts. 95, 96, 97 supra turbos. The old body style.

[JD Ryan]

Go to givemethevent.com what is that, a DeLorean? Does that bring any money at all?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a slug. Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Just wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares. I mean, you know, if you do cocaine and you still have a lot of money from those days and you want to, like, dream about your disco party days, you might give 25 grand for one.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. I just wonder if there was any value at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's value.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's the only reason it's still alive.

[Bob (Co-host)]

If you can get one with a flex capacity.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's a freaking snowmobile is what it was. It was John DeLorean snowmobile. He packed him full of cocaine and that's it. So. So the story on that's more fun than any of it. South San Diego. Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, eight Super Duty. 107 on the clock. Extended cab not crew. Is that correct?

[Caller/Guest]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a work truck?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, it was used to use it for going to the desert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so is it like. Is it looking good? Did you lift it? Did you wheel it? Did you tire it? Does it have anything special or is it just a stock XLT or a lariat or XL?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a XLT. It has a 2 1/2 inch, 2 1/2 inch leveling kit in the front and VFGs all the way around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a 10 to $12,000 truck. I need to see pictures if you'll go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I will look.

[Caller/Guest]

You got it. Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. California. Gotta love it. Okay, so do you want to play the. How do we do this? I don't know. How y' all set these cuts up?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, we Are the World was done, you know, for African famine relief.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And it was a huge project at the time for Quincy Jones and Michael Jackson and Lionel Richie, who co wrote the track. Okay. Quincy Jones is producing. Here's a good one, Charlie. Okay, we have six different cuts. I don't know if we have to do them all. The first cut includes 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 singers doing the first verse alone. Can you name them all?

[John Clay Wolf]

Seven. Hang on. So we're supposed to write down seven people? One, two, three. This is. Now, here's a test. Everybody get out a piece of paper. Okay, seven, you said Bob?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And this is a minute clip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go.

[Bob (Co-host)]

When we. Heaven, There are people dying.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm losing.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Here comes number four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still 80s. DJ himself's not in this town. I've got none of them.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Six.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm lost. No, I got nothing. I got Boy George. I don't even think he was in there. Really? Is that what you wrote? That's all I wrote down.

[DJ Pre K]

I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

L remember seeing him on there.

[JD Ryan]

I got Lionel Richie, Paul Simon, Kenny Rogers, Dionne Warwick and Bruce Spring. Springsteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

A couple of those were not in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. Who you got? Lionel Richie. Did you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who else did you say?

[JD Ryan]

Paul Simon.

[DJ Pre K]

Yep. Got that.

[JD Ryan]

Kenny Rogers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[DJ Pre K]

Got that.

[JD Ryan]

Dion Warwick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope. Really?

[JD Ryan]

Who was that chick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Bruce Springsteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nope.

[JD Ryan]

Damn.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay, so Tina Turner.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay.

[JD Ryan]

That's what I was thinking.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Stevie Wonder.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. I don't know how he was in there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Miss that.

[DJ Pre K]

He was. He was the third guy in.

[JD Ryan]

Okay, that's.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm sorry. Second guy.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

And you missed James Ingram, which I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who the hell's that?

[JD Ryan]

Who's James Ingram?

[DJ Pre K]

And then Billy Joel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Ingram. He's a country singer.

[JD Ryan]

I can't believe I missed Billy Joel.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, so that was a bust. What about.

[DJ Pre K]

Try the second one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Or. Yeah. Do you have, like, individual ones?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Second one's easy. It's just two people harmonizing the chorus. But it's obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, do it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You know who that is?

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael Jackson.

[Caller/Guest]

That's pretty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Diana Ross.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. All right, next.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay, the next one's another tough one. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 artists through the second.

[DJ Pre K]

That one or cut five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one. I mean, I would rather take a trigonometry exam.

[DJ Pre K]

So this is cut three. You want to do seven?

[JD Ryan]

Seven.

[DJ Pre K]

Another seven, right?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, there's seven. There's seven singers. They're all pretty notable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. James Ingram. I mean, dude.

[JD Ryan]

Same as we hear.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's see what you think.

[Bob (Co-host)]

This one's easy, right? Who's that?

[JD Ryan]

Jenny Dion.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just yell them out when they go.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. Will he?

[DJ Pre K]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's easy. Redheaded stranger. Okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

No idea. Who?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Al jero.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that?

[DJ Pre K]

Who's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

Springsteen.

[JD Ryan]

Springsteen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on.

[DJ Pre K]

Deep.

[JD Ryan]

Perry or kenny log, guys.

[DJ Pre K]

Kenny logan.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Kenny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Steve perry.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Journey. Mahutin. There's the real steve perry. Michael McDonald.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Daryl hall.

[DJ Pre K]

Daryl hall.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like michael jackson. What's the next one?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Okay, cut four has one, two, three, four singers. It's probably my favorite part of the song.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mj. She's out of my life.

[JD Ryan]

Huey lewis.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cindy la.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Here's the hard one.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the black people are losing at this game right now.

[DJ Pre K]

Who's this?

[JD Ryan]

Kim Car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at that.

[DJ Pre K]

He has never worked in an 80s radio station before.

[Bob (Co-host)]

DJ Battle, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the Kenny Power slider ball there. What's the next one?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Cut. Cut five is pretty notable. American singer.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob Dylan sucks.

[DJ Pre K]

That one's terrible.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Ah.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, last one. How many we got here? Let's see.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just.

[DJ Pre K]

What, two?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, just a couple.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, let me hear you.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, obviously.

[DJ Pre K]

Who? See?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I'm sorry. I start that over.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Now he's fixing to go into.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what the guys. I know this Ray Charles.

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me some heroin and I'll meet you behind the stage after the show, honey.

[DJ Pre K]

And then they put Stevie Wonder. They had to put the blind people.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Of course.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Stevie and Bruce duetting.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's pretty powerful stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then they gave him a driving test.

[JD Ryan]

What comedian was in the chorus?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Remember? What comedian?

[DJ Pre K]

Hold on.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No, not Eddie Murphy.

[JD Ryan]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sam Kenison.

[JD Ryan]

Dan Aykroyd.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

He was in the background. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You call him a comedian? What else would you call an actor?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Comic actor.

[JD Ryan]

Comic actor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I. I've never been a Dan Aykroyd. Stand up. An 11F150XLT with 102 lifted. Crew cab Dennis. Galveston. Any rust? Yes. No. Maybe.

[Caller/Guest]

No rust, period.

[John Clay Wolf]

How lift? How much? Four inches. Six inches. Eight inches. And I'm not asking you for a date.

[Caller/Guest]

Four inch lift.

[John Clay Wolf]

Four inch lift. How many miles on the big tires?

[Caller/Guest]

They actually got about 20 on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not too bad. 15 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm looking for a little bit more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Aren't we all? Okay, go to givemetheven.com. that's what she said.

[JD Ryan]

And go to givethevent.com how many of the Jacksons were there in this? In that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Three. Nope, I just made it up.

[JD Ryan]

Five. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep, there's five.

[JD Ryan]

Latoya, Marion, Randy, Tito and Michael.

[DJ Pre K]

So the one that's in the hall of fame. Well, I guess Michael's in there too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Joe and Baton Rouge. Joe and Baton Rouge. Want to talk. You want to talk football? Call back an hour, number four. And let's talk football. Because I'd like to also. Okay. Yeah, call me back in about 15, 20 minutes. For those about to rock. We do salute you.

[JD Ryan]

We do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Difference of motorcycles versus cars, values versus miles, man. Matt in Houston. Yeah, let's do that now. Or number four, too. Speaking of it, if you missed the show, there is a podcast. I hear people. You got a podcast? Podcast. We've been podcasting for like three years. About half a million downloads or something like rage.

[JD Ryan]

Old school kids are doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the kids are doing it. You can go to john claywolf.com and the podcast for today's program will be launched. What time does it get hot, Babo? 12:30.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

One.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yes. I said one o' clock so people don't start bugging me on Facebook at 12:45. Very near.

[Bob (Co-host)]

One o' clock is close to right, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in. Number, year, make, model, miles is what we need. Average, rough or clean to buy your car. Or you can just go to give me the VIN. Give. Remember, we buy motorcycles, RVs. No boats.

[JD Ryan]

No boats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll bet a jet ski. I'll take a stand up jet ski.

[JD Ryan]

They still make those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they start making them again. Wow. Motorcycles, RVs. We have RV specialists. We have a bike specialist. We do all that. Give me the vin.com and if you don't have your VIN number, just take your license plate number because our computer system will decode it automatically and then it'll ask you, does it have a sunroof? Does it have this? That whole process takes 60 seconds. It's a 60 second bid. It's the fastest one in the.

[JD Ryan]

While you're looking for your keys to get in your car to drive to Carmax, you could get an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Oh, look at the reviews, man. People have been busting carmax's balls lately on our review site. Saying how much time they wasted and they went to us, boom, couple hours, and we come pick them up. So I don't know what else. You know, if it sounds too good to be true, it's supposed to be. It probably is. Well, in this case, it's not. We've invented and created a new methodology to do this and we're pretty damn good at it. We broke the record at the Manheim Dallas auto auction on Wednesday morning with 422sold. Speaking of, someone stole my headphones, my headset off the auction block before the auction. And I'm putting a thousand dollar bounty on that if someone will tell me who stole it. Because I have a feeling that they did it to try to screw us up because they knew we were going for the record. So they basically yanked one of my tools to screw me up. And whoever. If you're in the dealer world of the auction world and you know who stole my headsets at the auction, I'll pay $1,000 if you can give me a name.

[JD Ryan]

The stream continues@john claywolf.com. right to the top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now. Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf. I mean, everybody's sitting here rocking. I bet everybody in the car is too. Something about Casey, he puts some good lines. Just his bass line and groove.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. A little high end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen to those jingle bells.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Wayne Casey.

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You hear that jingle bell in the background?

[JD Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

This little white guy in a black studio.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's hard to beat. This is like the best part of music there is. And he's just like, take one line and he goes around.

[JD Ryan]

Anybody can listen to this. Love anybody. There's not a party where anyone's gonna go. What are you playing?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Anna, Good morning.

[Caller/Guest]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you? I'm good. Is your Sebring convertible a six cylinder or a four cylinder?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a six cylinder.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a touring or a limited or a base?

[Caller/Guest]

It's unlimited. Fully equipped, heated seat, hard top convertible. And it was made by Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Sebring or is it a crossfire?

[Caller/Guest]

It's a Chrysler Sebring hard top convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because that Mercedes in that year was the crossfire. Well, anyway, it doesn't matter.

[Caller/Guest]

Was made by Mercedes back then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mercedes, Daimler Chrysler. You're right. They owned. Ben's owned Chrysler back then.

[Caller/Guest]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, these cars should be worth more than they are. I don't know why they have always such a depreciator three grand.

[Caller/Guest]

I really don't need to sell my car, but I had to have knee surgery and it's just really hard for me to get in and out of the car. And so I love listening to your show on Saturday. And so I was listening to your show and I thought, well, I'll just give you a call that my car's just parked in the garage and I'm not driving it. And I thought I just called it for 3,000. I just couldn't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me tell you where I'm coming up with my figure. I'm actually mean, my gut told me that. Then I pulled up a market data. So 68,000 miles sold this week, November 29, at auction for 2770,000 miles. Sold that same week in st. Petersburg, Florida for 2300. And then 77,000 miles sold in Pittsburgh for 2700. Now, there is a 45,000 mile one in here that sold for 4100. And yours has 60 on it. Is that right? 68. So I was kind of figuring it's like more like 70.

[Caller/Guest]

That's right, 68, 540. And I. I put. Had the michelin tires put on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

But I don't. I don't think I could sell it for 3,000. I'm sorry.

[JD Ryan]

So what does it take to buy it?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it? Anna, go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Let's take a. Let's look at. Let's look at some pictures and thank nudes. No, don't send me some nudes.

[Caller/Guest]

Just send me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me some picture of the nude leather. Domingo. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

How you doing, brother?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, I got a question.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Who? Cluck norris. Our rooster. Our fighting rooster. He's right here. He's always here. He just doesn't talk much. He's got an attitude. He wants a raise. I won't give him a raise so he won't get your ass on the microphone or get up. Pluck. What are you doing? You got people want to talk to you.

[Bob (Co-host)]

N N John, I know you didn't just order me under the microphone.

[JD Ryan]

How about we just ask you just come on in. Will you talk to us?

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you please?

[Bob (Co-host)]

That's a funny way. Just please to talk to a grown ass rooster about being on your damn show.

[JD Ryan]

You just talked to us.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What is is the damn deal anyway? I'm over here trying to make a List of all the cars we got to pick up today. Me and Roy is the working man in this operation and I don't think you understand the commitment it takes to get the job done.

[JD Ryan]

Well, John knows he. We sold 400 cars and you guys move most of us.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh, well, may I retort?

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's in my mind. You couldn't be selling no cars at all if me and Roy didn't go and pick those mothers up.

[JD Ryan]

See, he's got a point, John. He really does.

[John Clay Wolf]

He does.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I think a little courtesy and a little what you call what you little, little white boys call respect. Respect is what it takes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why little? I feel like you belittled me by calling me little.

[Bob (Co-host)]

When we 46 years old job correctly, John, we have time after we clock out to go find them hens. Yeah, because that's my number one priority. You could say it's in my DNA.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, that rhymes. It does.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Because the hens is the third name. Because my name is Cluck and I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the hell out of here.

[Caller/Guest]

Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We love you, Dennis. A 10 Navigator long with a 1471-471471-47147. Hey, is it worth, is it worth. Is it worth 6,000? Are you there, Dennis?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Guest]

More than six. It's got the alloyed wheels, big brand new wheels on. It's got the tow package, sunroof, it's got the.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a package.

[Caller/Guest]

Also. It's got, you know, for kids, the TV stuff in the, in the back seat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. TV stuff in the back seat says Dennis from mesquite. They're called DVDs, but that's perfect. I hear you.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go. Yeah, it's like it's my girlfriend's car, so there. So she's trying to like. And I heard you guys said left Harry, so I just said I'm gonna give a call and see what, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'Ll throw load it up into givemetheven.com but I think it's a six to seven thousand dollar car because of the mileage.

[Caller/Guest]

Right, okay. Also I've got Harley's too. Two hours I'm put on the, put.

[John Clay Wolf]

On there and they'll go to McCann, Keith McCann, our bike specialist. And he will get. So you're going to be dealing with one person on the Navigator and a different guy on the bikes.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay, well, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio y' all entertain me.

[JD Ryan]

Sure. We can do that. Well, we didn't. You didn't want to talk about Lindsey Buckingham earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody cares. Dang.

[JD Ryan]

All right. Well, during a recent podcast, Steve Curry stated. Stated his total disbelief that numerous missions to the moon ever happened. You ever run up against one of these guys that just simply.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Steph Curry?

[DJ Pre K]

JD Knows his sports.

[JD Ryan]

I do, man. Sports guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

That tall, skinny white guy that plays for the Pelicans? No.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on. Pelican.

[DJ Pre K]

He's only the top. One of the top stars in the NBA.

[JD Ryan]

Is he?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

One of the top.

[JD Ryan]

But anyway, he didn't believe we ever went to the moon.

[DJ Pre K]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

We have the audio.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We ever been to the moon? No, no, no.

[Caller/Guest]

They going to come get us.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think so.

[Caller/Guest]

They ain't been on the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't think so? You got to do the research on Stanley. Stanley Big back then, bro. You talking about we got some. We took something to the moon.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't. I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, luckily.

[DJ Pre K]

What is it with NBA stars?

[JD Ryan]

We didn't even have cell phones, man, I could possibly go into.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, they got more here.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I think it's funny. I can't imagine he really.

[JD Ryan]

The head of NASA, Jim Britelstein, head of NASA, had a response.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's funny.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I can't imagine he really believes that. It's outside the realm of what's possible. We didn't just go to the moon once. We went to the moon six times.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we did it from 1969 to.

[Bob (Co-host)]

1972 with six different spots with 12.

[JD Ryan]

Humans on the surface of the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

And at the time, we were in.

[Bob (Co-host)]

A geopolitical struggle with the Soviet Union.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the Soviet Union never once suggested.

[Bob (Co-host)]

That we didn't go to the moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

In fact, they congratulated us, and they.

[JD Ryan]

Eventually joined us on the Apollo Soyuz mission. Yeah, I love. People say, well, we didn't have computers back then that could even, you know, do what we could do today. Or your phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

We also went from, I don't know, you know, Europe to America in wooden ships before there were computers.

[DJ Pre K]

Look, and this. I'm not saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did we pull that off, by the way?

[JD Ryan]

That's. That's a bigger question.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm not saying Steph Curry smokes pot.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

But the NBA players have a tendency to have this weird conspiracy theory. Tyrie Irvin, he said the Earth was.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Flat as flat Earther.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[DJ Pre K]

He's an NBA star.

[JD Ryan]

I've always wondered why the flat Earther guys Don't go there to the edge and take a picture of it for us. You know, like, here we are at Niagara Falls. Here we are at the edge of the Earth.

[DJ Pre K]

Now, he retracted his statement, but about.

[JD Ryan]

About the moon.

[DJ Pre K]

I think he was forced to by some sponsors.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Not. Not the moon. No, no, no. Kyrie Irving about flat Earth.

[JD Ryan]

How about flat Earth?

[DJ Pre K]

I bet you Curry's gonna have to do the same thing.

[JD Ryan]

How would you not?

[Bob (Co-host)]

The flatter thing is so, so crazy. That's so. That still goes back to self, I think, is what Richard Dawson would say. I can't see the whole thing round, so it must not be.

[JD Ryan]

Must not be.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about Tommy and Kermit? Good morning.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your Wrangler a four door, two door, four door. And it is a Sahara. So we've got a 2017 Wrangler Sahara, four wheel drive leather navigation hardtop with 6,000 miles.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've been getting beat on Jeeps the past two weeks. I don't know why everybody's just backing off of them. The market's cooled off. I think they were just oversold for too long. Great. Miles. Good. Any lift? Anything extra?

[Caller/Guest]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, 28,000.

[Caller/Guest]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com I may give a little more. Send me some pictures.

[JD Ryan]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna stroke out on that auction block someday, aren't I?

[JD Ryan]

I've said that for years. You really just need to find a way to settle down a little bit. I know it's a show and I know, but you put so much energy and height to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that me.

[JD Ryan]

Is to put a heart monitor on you during. During the show. I'm gonna call it the show. During that. That show you put on on Wednesdays. Put a heart monitor, see what your blood pressure and your heart did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have anything else? Three times a lady. She.

[Bob (Co-host)]

By the way, do not do that, John, because if you put a heart monitor on while you're doing the thing now, you're going to get some slight, slight, slight indication of slight, slight, slight irregularity. JD's going to love it. And they're going to put you on a heart pressure medication. It's going to get you down. You can't drink beer anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And you got to go to bed early.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You got to get up early and you got to eat cauliflower and broccoli and.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, yeah, okay.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And it's gonna ruin your life. You need to learn to leave those doctors alone. The way we do that is we refuse all testing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about athletes.

[JD Ryan]

Leave me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you not think that athletes. Yeah, but.

[JD Ryan]

But athletes work all week long with conditioning their body. Like an Air Force pilot that takes negative 7G's on a regular basis. He conditions his body all week for that. You don't. You do that for two to three or four hours one time in a big stress thing. And you don't necessarily live the healthiest lifestyle. I'm just concerned about you. No, you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do I do wrong?

[JD Ryan]

You eat bad. You drink bad. You don't sm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't smoke.

[JD Ryan]

You dip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm just. I've been dipping since I was in seventh grade.

[JD Ryan]

Worried about you, man. Cuz I don't want to have to go back with Russ.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a little bit high normally not. Read me some more news, jd.

[JD Ryan]

I just entertain. I just love you. And that's all. Speaking of Christmas parties and things this coming week where people are going to drink and act foolish, a business consultant, Steven Vascali, said he's got some tips for people that are attending their holiday party. Ways not to get in trouble. Maybe don't you drink too much? But he has somebody dressed the same way that you're dressing for the office, but maybe a little festive to show that you're also enjoying the holiday. Office gossip is so important not to discuss at an office party. Keep the conversation to family, friends, what you're doing during the holiday, but keep.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It away from religion and politics.

[JD Ryan]

I have a very important rule for drinking at an office party. Two drinks only. The first drink you're fun. The second drink, you're silly.

[Bob (Co-host)]

The third drink, you're stupid.

[JD Ryan]

Anybody ever any good Christmas? We had a little bit of a story from last year, didn't we? Rob Ball got in a fight with somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. We weren't.

[DJ Pre K]

I wasn't there. None of us are here.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I heard about the next day. I didn't go either.

[DJ Pre K]

I did hear about that, yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Was there a party last year?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I didn't know about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where was it last year?

[Caller/Guest]

Remember?

[DJ Pre K]

We didn't know until last minute.

[JD Ryan]

It was the very next day.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I remember.

[JD Ryan]

Rob.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I go? No, it was poorly planned.

[DJ Pre K]

It. We just found out afterwards.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You didn't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed the. Did I miss. Miss it?

[Bob (Co-host)]

How they have it without you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[JD Ryan]

He paid for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I? Yes. Now I remember it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, that's B.S.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'D forgotten until you just said that. We'll be right back. Uno momento. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf Show. They're prostitutes now. I'm glad that all my kids are listening. And now Senor Juan Clay Wolf. So we had Chevy Chase on the show earlier this morning and we ran out of time. Kept talking to him and recorded it. And we've got the second part of his phone call. Yeah, Chevy Chase from Saturday Night Live. Chevy Chase from Caddy. Check that.

[JD Ryan]

Chevy Chase Christmas vacation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Something else that's interesting and I was unaware of is Bob, my co host here is a serious Steely Dan fan. And he was telling me, I didn't know that you were their drummer in the beginning.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. Can you, if you can believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So back in those days, were you, what were your aspirations to be a musician?

[Caller/Guest]

I mean, I still have aspirations, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back then, did you know that you wanted to push a film career or comedy career or did it all just kind of happen?

[Caller/Guest]

I think for all of us it's that way. Probably for you too. I mean, you know, you're not sure and you do this and you do that and all of a sudden it all comes together.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

And you're doing what you like, what you love, you know, and so, you know, in that sense, it just sort of happens over a period of time through your 20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I was a Ford and Chevy dealer before I started doing this.

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, God help you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, exactly. Hey, speaking of cars that we do a syndicated car show and. Yeah, I'd like to ask you, what, what do you drive? What is your automobile? What's in your garage? If we were doing Chevy Chase Pimp My Ride or Chevy Chase's Cribs and we're walking through the, the garage, what are we looking at?

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you're looking at a lot of Priuses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ah.

[Caller/Guest]

And. And then my car is an SL65. It's a Mercedes 12 cylinder sports car with turbochargers.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're, you're a pothead, tree hugging hippie for the record, driving Prius, but in reality you're Batman.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, my wife is a very, you know, an environmentalist.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, but I, I have my own Batmobile. I had to, you know, I thought I got to get it out to California because it's really, you know, a movie star type car. I got out here and I found that all the movie stars are driving Priuses, so I look like a fool.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're on the air with Chevy Chase was Saturday Night Live. Is that one of your best memories as far as TV work?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, of course. It was my beginning.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[Caller/Guest]

You know, in terms of being known. And. And I love that work, that kind of work. And I loved developing it with Lauren. I mean, it was our. This is just the first year that I was there, but I was the first head writer on that, and I. I really. I really loved it. And Lauren then put me on the air doing the Weekend Update. Excuse me. And that's. That sort of sailed, you know, back my birth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I definitely appreciate the time, sir, And. And congratulations on you keeping a worn out, dried up career alive and. Well.

[Caller/Guest]

You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kidding. Now you do. You keep reinventing yourself with the old guy, but it just keeps working because.

[Caller/Guest]

I don't know, I still. I still have it, buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I hear you. Chevy Chase, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you so much for being on our show, Mr. Chase. Anytime. You're welcome.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

See you later. Not dead yet.

[JD Ryan]

You're cool. You're just cool, man. You hanging out with the stars.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Kicking around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of cool, did Axl Rose finally do something that was worth repeating? That wasn't him. Yeah. He sang Happy Birthday to a kid in the audience. Is that right?

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. The kid happened to be named Axel. It was named after him. Hold on.

[Caller/Guest]

Dang it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was smooth, Charlie. That was a really smooth transition. I mean, that's just not. It's just like a Swiss watch.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Happy birthday to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fat Elvis, everybody. Fat Elvis.

[JD Ryan]

You got any cake, little boy?

[Bob (Co-host)]

He's doing it very straight these days, Axel.

[JD Ryan]

Is he? Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

He's changed a lot in 20 years, don't you think?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

He used to get just the tiniest bit sick, and he'd missed five shows in a row, you know? Yeah. There'd be riots at shows where he didn't show up, or he'd do two songs and leave. Remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, they were better than I even realized, listening to it now. I mean, get away from the. The. The. Welcome to the Jungle. Or it wasn't called welcome to Jungle. What was the name of that song? I mean, the album, Appetite for Dish. It's overplayed. We've burned it to the ground. But the rest of the tracks around it, those guys are great like that. Use your illusion. One and two.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like this song. Oh, it's just so damn good and I know you don't care at all. I mean, if it's not Neil diamond or Barry or Neil Seda.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[JD Ryan]

That's my only taste. John, you're so accurate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, don't you cry It's Like a. It's like a Beavis and Butthead moment at the end.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Even right there. It's a very understated thing. He's singing, you know, with himself and two different, different octaves. Very lightly.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And it gives it that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is double track. Hang on, like right now when they start. Course.

[DJ Pre K]

You hear the two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Okay. I didn't know that was both him on both tracks.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, they. They composed really good pop songs, but in the studio they did something that nobody really had done at that point, you know.

[JD Ryan]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not even little Stevie Wonder?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Well, I mean, not in that kind of music. You know. Fog Hat tried to do it.

[JD Ryan]

Skynyrd.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Skynyrd came as close as anybody. But like Guns and Roses had a full bodied sound, you know. Even when they were light, they were dynamic. You know what? Nirvana did it later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Guns and Roses. So good. They should have all died, probably. If they'd all died, they sure tried.

[DJ Pre K]

They should have all died, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're so good. Yeah, they should have capped it off with a big crash of some sort. They all died and then they're just so crazy famous forever now. You just have foul fat Elvis running around singing Happy Birthday.

[DJ Pre K]

They did a good job of. Or he did by not joining back with the band that broke up for so long. And when he. They did finally get back. It was a big tour.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was a huge tour. Back from the Dead tour and a great show show. It was.

[DJ Pre K]

It was actually really good show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You and Bob went.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bob still wears his jersey. What did you pay for that shirt at the concert?

[Bob (Co-host)]

195.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looked like it happens when you.

[DJ Pre K]

Smoke before you go to a concert.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. And y' all got in a fight with a lady behind you that poured a drink down your back, if I remember correctly.

[DJ Pre K]

I forgot about that.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, listen, you know what? Some hillbillies just shouldn't do certain things in public.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like you go to a concert, right?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Like, I mean, you know, I'm not one of those hillbillies. I'm the kind of hillbilly that can go to a concert. But the. The lady behind me, Nip.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she wearing Rocky jeans? She just. She hadn't been out of town since 88.

[Bob (Co-host)]

She got into it. Now listen, seating's tight, okay, at AT&T Stadium. And so I understood that she was frequently brushing me in the back with her knee while she was chair dancing. I understand. I didn't. Bitch. I turned around, I smiled, I waved my hands at her. I was cool.

[JD Ryan]

She's like, what Are you looking at.

[Bob (Co-host)]

This is nothing, baby.

[JD Ryan]

Party.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Party on. You know me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bob (Co-host)]

You know how I am in public. She's. She's like, well, it's a concert, stupid. I said, I know I'm being partying with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She, she. I enjoyed the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas a couple of months ago. They need to have Guns and Roses next year.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah. That was awesome. I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

They need to have Guns and Roses. See you.

[DJ Pre K]

You're wanting it to be around your demo, but that's not what they tried to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they had Skinnered, for Christ's sake.

[DJ Pre K]

Right. That's for the sales guys. You know, give them a little something.

[John Clay Wolf]

The old guys? Yes, the old alcoholics. This one goes out to the old alcoholics. Exactly. Pull out your marbles and light it up. We'll be right back. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com. call in 800-800-RONIO now. John Clay Wolf. It's hard to talk over this one. Yeah, yeah, it's that good.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I saw it on your list and I was like, oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Again.

[Bob (Co-host)]

And then I started mixing. I was like, yeah, that's bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just that good. Well, it wasn't an overplayed song.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's still fresh. It's like new. If you weren't a Skynyrd head back then and into the deep cuts, which I was not because I was like, little. Well, sure.

[Bob (Co-host)]

We all mature over time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nick in the woodlands conversion van. 50,000 miles. It says bus. Is it a. Is it like an airport shuttle looking thing?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it seats or is it RV style?

[Caller/Guest]

No, they're cloth seats. Like, just like they're on a vehicle. Individual seats. Not like Ben style.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's so. But it. But it's a bus. It's not an rv, right?

[Caller/Guest]

Yes, sir. It's a Baravan. I think is who does the conversion on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

3, 4, 5 grand.

[Caller/Guest]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

4 to 5 grand is my guess. Charlie, what do we pay for that? What did we pay for that one out of Georgia?

[DJ Pre K]

It was about that 2503 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But his has 50,000 miles on it. That one had like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right around there. Let's see it. Send me some pictures. Go to. Give me the event dot com.

[DJ Pre K]

Load it up.

[Caller/Guest]

All right, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Mm. Joe in Baton Rouge, I. E. Good morning. Hey, guys.

[Caller/Guest]

First of all, Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merry Christmas.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Merry Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Merry Christmas.

[Caller/Guest]

Last time we talked, it was the advent of a LSU game. And I gave you guys a great recipe, a couple of recipes. But now, now, with the advent of the bowl season, haven't heard you guys talk any football, so I just want to throw it out there. Go Tigers. I know, great jingle. January, top six bowl. But let's talk more about Notre. Notre Dame. Or as Everybody in the SEC calls us, Notre Dame. Let's see, we're number three 12, 0. We face Clemson, which is not the home of the real Death Valley. LSU is. But here's what I gotta say. If you think Notre Dame playing Clemson is a bye week, you mfers got it all wrong. Win this whole damn thing. So I'll turn it over to you. And by the way, John Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller/Guest]

Great show. I love listening to you guys and you do a great service to us normal capitalistic Americans.

[DJ Pre K]

He's a Notre Dame fam in LSU country. Wow, he's right. That Notre Dame might surprise a little more than the average folk out there because everybody thinks Clemson, oh, they've been number two all year.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

They play in Arlington at Kai Jerry's World. So that'll be a good game on.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Notre Dame gets up for games at this level though, you know, it's.

[DJ Pre K]

That'll be.

[John Clay Wolf]

What day is it?

[DJ Pre K]

It's December 29th, a Saturday and it's at 3 o' clock Central time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why Jerry World just middle point, middle ground.

[DJ Pre K]

The playoffs, they have the rotation of the big bowls like Cotton bowl, stuff like that. It's considered the Cotton ball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but played not at the Cotton Ball.

[DJ Pre K]

Exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, they need to work on that. Well, yeah, it's a.

[DJ Pre K]

Money talks.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bama is playing Oklahoma and where.

[DJ Pre K]

No, it's an Orange Bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That is in Miami and that's the Same day.

[DJ Pre K]

Saturday 29th, 7 o'. Clock.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing would make me happier than Dame and oh, you win, that'd be big upsets.

[DJ Pre K]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's sudden death and it can happen. If you don't believe it. If you didn't watch the Thursday night game between KC and Chargers, anything can happen. The, the best Monday night game and Thursday night game of the year. Kansas City was involved in both of them. They have been. They've been the most entertaining games on television this year. With that Mahomes my homes. Your homes, homes. Quarterback.

[DJ Pre K]

Last week's Cowboys game was right up there. Now maybe had something to do that. I'm a Cowboys fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a Cowboy. Homer.

[DJ Pre K]

Holy cow. That was nerve wracking. That game was amazing.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the whole game.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Colts beat Our Texans.

[DJ Pre K]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when. How the hell does that happen?

[DJ Pre K]

Great question. Their defense, the Colts defense is pretty good. The Texans can't stop a pass rush, which that's part of the Colts strength. So they just kept getting at the Texans all game last week. So I don't think they want to play them playoffs. And right now they wouldn't have to because their culture just on the outside of the playoffs.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they're really.

[DJ Pre K]

I think Texan fans are rooting for the Cowboys to beat the Colts tomorrow.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt.

[Bob (Co-host)]

No doubt. Yeah, that helps.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are all Texans, guys. We all are. All Texas. And what about the El Paso Border Border Hoppers?

[Bob (Co-host)]

What about them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they. They. Who are they playing next week?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Federal government.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's gonna be tossed up. Those would be a close game.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gonna be a close game.

[JD Ryan]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

No nukes.

[JD Ryan]

No nukes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No automatic weapons. Just single shots.

[Bob (Co-host)]

But there will be tear gas.

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[JD Ryan]

He's over the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

El Paso Border Hoppers.

[Bob (Co-host)]

It's a nutty.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you haven't watched that team, man, they're sleepers.

[JD Ryan]

Here they are. They're hoppers.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll sneak up on you.

[DJ Pre K]

They got some vertical, don't they?

[John Clay Wolf]

And they can get that line of scrimmage.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Yeah, you tip. You tip, baby.

[JD Ryan]

And they don't mind when it rains.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're off in San Diego right now, right? Because if we're not, we are in trouble.

[JD Ryan]

We don't know trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

We don't know.

[JD Ryan]

You can drop by our Baton Rouge office and smell the dope. We talked about that this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the van. Has office in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, on Airline Drive. Next to Albertson. Right next to Albertsons. And then, of course, Sahara, Vegas, on Sahara Drive.

[JD Ryan]

Sahara Avenue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right down the street from CarMax. Run over there with your CarMax offers. And if we don't beat him, we'll give you $100 on the spot.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Can I, before we leave football completely alone, can I one more time reiterate?

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever you want.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Like teams that are peaking at the right time. Chargers. It's so hard every time I say that, not to say San Diego Charger. I still cannot fathom that. The Chargers do not play in San Diego. And I know people from San Diego have gotta hate that. And I wish you guys would email us or get on our John Clay Wolf show Facebook page and talk about that, you know, and that brings me, right, sticking right to the West Coast. How in the world the Doobie Brothers are not in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame. I've been pissed. I've been pissed. I've been pissed for 12 years about that.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, the Rock and Roll hall of Fame came out.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Oh, Tom Betty's in. We all love Tom Petty. George Harrison's in as a solo artist. We all love George Harrison, you know.

[JD Ryan]

But do you agree with everybody this year? This. You have Radiohead, Janet Jackson, Stevie Nicks, Jeff Leopard, the Cure, rocks, Roxy Music.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is that? Radio Head's a stretch.

[JD Ryan]

And the zombie for me, too.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I think it's a little early for Radiohead.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, a little bit early.

[John Clay Wolf]

They.

[DJ Pre K]

They were a big influence and they're doing bands that were influencing the scene. Okay, here makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. Janet Jackson, though. Ah, she's just huge.

[DJ Pre K]

I mean, are they.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that Rhythm Nation run she had? Dude, she was on it.

[Bob (Co-host)]

She had some prominent air time, for sure. She's instantly recognizable.

[DJ Pre K]

But is she in an influence like Madonna? That was the pop scene. She influenced a lot of other Lady Gagas and stuff like that.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

What did Janet. I mean, her boob.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, there was four or five seconds on the super bowl.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was just. Yeah, but she really had a good figure back during that Rhythm Nation time. Her. She had. She had. She. Look at DJ Pre K. He hears me, he hears me. He knows. He likes the. He likes the curvature of the earth. He's not a flat earther.

[Bob (Co-host)]

What I remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think? DJ Flat earther. For real.

[DJ Pre K]

You ain't finna reduce Janet Jackson impact down to one booby, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on, go with both boobs.

[DJ Pre K]

She was on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, she had. She had the boom and the ah. And yeah, she deserves to be in the Rock and Roll hall of Fame just for that. Even if she can't sing.

[Bob (Co-host)]

She was produced extremely well, too. Don't forget. Wasn't she a Jimmy Jam Terry Lewis girl?

[John Clay Wolf]

Jimmy Jam Dylan in Louisiana. What you got, Dylan?

[Bob (Co-host)]

Turn the radio down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah. What do you think the chances are the Saints having something magic happen this year, Bombo?

[Bob (Co-host)]

50.

[John Clay Wolf]

50, I think. 70. 30.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, I think it's a strong chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

A very strong chance. I mean, who. Who statistically is a better team than the Saints? Rams. Okay. Who else?

[DJ Pre K]

That's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[DJ Pre K]

But they could, you know, they play a Bears team. Let's say that this happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Bears defense is really good.

[Bob (Co-host)]

They're peaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are they playing? Hey, Dylan, who are the Saints playing this weekend?

[Caller/Guest]

Saints play their Panthers, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. They'll win that then. What's next week? Do you know?

[Caller/Guest]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you Know what the next one is?

[Caller/Guest]

I think it's the Panthers play Panthers.

[DJ Pre K]

This week, Steelers the next, and then Panthers again at the end.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so.

[DJ Pre K]

And the Panthers are fighting for a playoff spot, so it could be interesting.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Panthers win this week by six.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what I know. If the Philadelphia Eagles can win the super bowl, the Saints sure as hell can.

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, as Saints beat the Rams. And the Rams and the Saints are tied right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Guest]

They both only have two losses.

[John Clay Wolf]

The way the playoff brackets work, Turley, would they wind up in the bowl against each other?

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's probably your Super Bowl. I mean, was that not the Super Bowl?

[DJ Pre K]

The NFC Championship?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what. What does Vegas have on them?

[DJ Pre K]

You know, I haven't seen the odds for them to win the Super Bowl. I imagine it's pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's gotta be. Thanks for calling in, Dylan. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[JD Ryan]

Imagine if you're 15 years old and you get a text and it happens to come from a former Miss Kentucky who's now 28 years old and a teacher. And in that particular text, there's pictures of her naked.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Okay. How would your life change?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, first of all, I'd show all my friends.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, well, that's exactly what this guy did, actually, this young man who's 15 years old, Ramsey Beerus is her name. She's 28 and she's a teacher now. And guess who found his phone, Mama. His mother. She called the police. And now this little lady who used to be a former Miss Kentucky, who's very attractive, by the way, went to jail.

[DJ Pre K]

Why did this not happen for us?

[JD Ryan]

I know.

[Caller/Guest]

Never.

[JD Ryan]

Well, first of all, we didn't have the phone and the text, but still.

[DJ Pre K]

No kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

If anybody had sexual relations with their teacher, please call in now. I want to hear the story firsthand. I will keep Your name anonymous. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio. You know, there were rumors around our school. Yeah?

[JD Ryan]

Who did?

[John Clay Wolf]

Somebody Cheerleader in the basketball coach. And in high school, this graduate assistant was. We labeled her as hot to trot, so to speak.

[JD Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

But nothing like these stories. And they would have gotten out much of them. I don't mean occasionally.

[JD Ryan]

It's like weekly. And the teachers are always attractive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Always.

[JD Ryan]

Really, really hot.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Girls have it hard, though, man.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, shut up.

[Bob (Co-host)]

I'm telling you. Because. No, because all the fellas are so intimidated by them.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she plays the fiddle. I'm looking on. Yeah, I mean, she fiddles, too.

[JD Ryan]

She fiddles and fiddles.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a doodler.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, she is.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Nobody approaches those really, really, really, really pretty girls unless they put it out there.

[DJ Pre K]

So they're gonna go after a 15 year old?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, 15 year old. That makes no sense at all. I mean, it's just no mason for. Of all the people she could send those pictures to. JD and JDRyan TV.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was.

[Bob (Co-host)]

But she was just lonely for so long. She's like, screw it, man. Breaking the law. Breaking the law.

[JD Ryan]

Breaking the law.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Breaking the law.

[JD Ryan]

On the other side of the news, something good happened this week. Kid Rock took a page out of the Tyler Perry Christmas manual and reportedly paid off layaways for 350 folks in the Nashville, Tennessee Walmart.

[Caller/Guest]

There you go.

[JD Ryan]

81, 000 bucks was his. Was his check.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got out light.

[JD Ryan]

He did. Compared to what Tyler Perry did, wasn't Tyler Perry like 300 grand?

[Bob (Co-host)]

80,000 is light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you imagine how many people have paired lay. I would love to know the stats of exactly Walmart layaway in the past week since all this has become somebody Vogue.

[JD Ryan]

Somebody will do it. Somebody will pay it off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kenny Rogers.

[JD Ryan]

You will. In about three years. You want to move on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Time out. Put them on hold. Pre K. Okay, we got one. Good morning, you're on the air. Yes, it's you. I don't even want to know your name because I want to keep it anonymous.

[Caller/Guest]

Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How old are you now?

[Caller/Guest]

I am 50, 60.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it did happen before the Internet. Okay, so tell us your story, fcc. And remember, Tender ears could be listening. So let's keep it light. I have four people. I have four people in the queue right now that had sex with teacher. Go ahead.

[Caller/Guest]

1976, I went to Catholic high school. We had a teacher, new teacher. She was about 25, 26 at the time. She taught typing in business, math, and we ran each other at the beach. I was living in South Florida and we ran each other at the beach at a bar front beach on the bar. And one thing kind of led to another.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now while you. Was that after you graduated or during.

[Caller/Guest]

No, it was before I graduated, so. So I was still in school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell anybody? Did you tell your friends?

[Caller/Guest]

I told a couple of my friends that I trusted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Did it get out?

[Caller/Guest]

Just, you know, go around bragging about. I mean, I told two close friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it get out?

[Caller/Guest]

I felt I could trust and then, you know, it was pretty much in a little closer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did it get out?

[Caller/Guest]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the Story, get out into school? Did y' all get busted?

[Caller/Guest]

There was. There was. There was some rumors going around. Nothing was ever, you know, documented or investigated or anything that. But there. There was some talk. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the difference now and then is that there's text and pictures to pin people down. Evidence.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's been going on.

[Caller/Guest]

Well, you know, evidence. Never, never leave a paper trail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, no name. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

I'm still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. No, you're on with me. You're on the air. So what's. What city did this take place in? And it says, had it with the teacher once you were of age.

[Caller/Guest]

The teacher was about 10 years older than me. I was, I was, yeah, I was. I was. I'm trying to think of what age it was. It was after 2004 when I got divorced, so, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you hooked up. You hooked up with your teacher after you were an adult.

[Caller/Guest]

Right, right, right. So like I said, it ends up being innocent, but, yeah, it was. But, yeah, I did my teacher, but we were both of age after the fact.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you. Todd, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Guest]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Guest]

Hey, man. I just wanted to say real quick. Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I had.

[Caller/Guest]

I had sex with my teacher, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

At what age?

[Caller/Guest]

I was 16 or 17. And long story short, we went to this confidence course. Brought us out in the middle of the woods. There's about 20 people out there. And we had. We all needed harnesses to put on, you know, like slinging or whatever they do. Ziplining. Yeah, well, hers didn't fit quite right. She kept saying, todd, this. This is. This. This will fit, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Help me with it.

[Caller/Guest]

Justice. Just. So I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did. So you were 16. And how old was she?

[Caller/Guest]

Oh, maybe 39, 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

What state?

[Caller/Guest]

New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's. So it's not just the South. No, no. It's not just sec states.

[Caller/Guest]

Upstate New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

And.

[Caller/Guest]

And one thing led to another. Everyone left on the bus. She's like, oh, my car's not acting right. This and that. I'm like, well, I know some knowledge about it. She gave me a ride home. One thing led to another, and that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you tell anybody?

[Caller/Guest]

My best friend. And that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he. Did it get out amongst the school?

[Caller/Guest]

No, no, no. But they kind of knew. They kind of knew somehow.

[Bob (Co-host)]

Did you get a good grade?

[Caller/Guest]

You wouldn't leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you get a good grade?

[Caller/Guest]

Yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what year. What. What year was this?

[Caller/Guest]

This was. Goodness sakes. I graduated in 92. So it had been 90, 99. 90.

[DJ Pre K]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for sharing, Todd. Thank you for sharing. This is the Maury Povich show and my name is John Wolf.

[DJ Pre K]

We just weren't that luck.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all it is. So this has been going on. We've got decades, every decade. We had a hit here today, the 70s, the 80s, the 90s, and the 2000s. Okay, we've got 28 seconds left. We will do a little quick pitch for those of y' all who wonder what the hell you're listening to. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. It is brought to you by givemetheven.com if you want to sight unseen. Car purchasing at givemetheven.com takes 60 seconds to get an offer. If give me the VIN doesn't beat your your CarMax offer, send you a check for $100. Dealers ihatecarmax. Com. We buy dealer cars all over the listing area. I hatecarmax. Com. We want to buy your wholesale cars and the individuals go to give me the vin. See you all next week out.