#18 John Clay Wolfe Show 02/27/16 hour 1

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #18 (02/27/16 Hour 1)

Air Date: February 11, 2026
Main Theme: This episode blends John Clay Wolfe’s signature brash, fast-talking car market banter with candid Texas storytelling, irreverent riffing, and a deep dive into local politics—specifically, a heated state representative race entangled with the legacy of American Sniper Chris Kyle.

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Episode Overview

John Clay Wolfe and his crew kick off their weekend show with the usual eclectic mix: casual car-buying on air, irreverent humor, wild stories from rural Texas, and a robust exploration of the intersection between local politics and celebrity—as seen through the unfolding campaign of Beau French, a friend of Chris Kyle and show regular. Along the way, they roast everything from strip clubs to table dance economics, take live calls from folks trying to sell classic, quirky, or questionable vehicles, and give the audience a front-row seat to the mudslinging of Texas primary season.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Lake Como Fish Advisory & Childhood Fishing Stories (00:41–04:46)

• Topic: New health warning about unsafe fish in Fort Worth’s Lake Como.
• Highlights:
  • The crew riffs on the lake’s reputation and condition (“...not even a lake, it’s a pond. Probably call it a lake.” – Charlie, 01:37).
  • They reminisce about childhood adventures with Pocket Fisherman fishing rods, leading to a wild story involving a kid shooting his abusive father with a 30-06.
  • Memorable, darkly comedic moment about country life and “southern gothic” misadventures.
  • Quote: “How do you take a bullet in the Johnson like that? And then how do you live with this high school kid after that?” – John, 05:02

2. On-Air Car Buying & Classic Cars (05:16–13:00)

• Topic: Wolfe takes live calls, bidding on vehicles and explaining market value.
• Highlights:
  • Buys and discusses everything from 2004 Pontiac GTOs to classic ’47 Buick Roadmasters.
  • Jokes about unrealistic expectations of classic car owners influenced by Barrett-Jackson auction shows.
  • Quotes:
    • “I’m not buying any cars on the air, sight unseen, that are 150 years old. These classics, there’s way too much variable in them.” – John, 12:01

3. Record Car Buying Week & Unique Purchases (06:48–08:49)

• Topic: Discussion about record high numbers at GiveMeTheVIN.com.
• Highlights:
  • Charlie buys a Chinese knockoff tractor by mistake (“It’s like a BS Kabota…Yanmar.” – John & Charlie, 07:34).
  • Bobbo likens the tractor to “a girl…great legs, great rack, terrible butter face.”

4. Beau French Interview & The Chris Kyle Story (13:53–23:28)

[Major Segment – Politics & Personal Drama]

• Guest: Beau French, candidate for Texas House District 99, close friend/business partner of Chris Kyle (“American Sniper”)
• Topics:
  • The origins and mudslinging of French’s campaign, specifically attacks over his business ties to Kyle and Craft International.
  • French describes the collapse of their start-up after Kyle’s death and ensuing litigation with Kyle’s widow, Taya.
  • Wolfe and French clarify the “predatory” narrative being used against French by his opponent, Charlie Geren.
• Notable Quotes:
  • “If Chris Kyle was alive today, Chris Kyle would be doing your radio commercials, dude.” – John, 20:01
  • “I place no blame on her…I think she got bad legal advice, and when it was over, she dropped the lawsuits.” – Beau French, 20:23

5. Strippers, Table Dances & Strip Club Economics (24:13–29:15)

• Topic: Riffing on strip clubs, radio studio hijinks, and value of table dances.
• Highlights:
  • John’s story about a stripper physically attacking him over a pricing dispute.
  • Crew jokes about the “C-string” team of strippers and the misadventures of having them in the studio.
  • Quotes:
    • “I mean, it’s a good excuse to have naked women nearby.” – John, 25:18
    • “You think I’m kidding? Yes, I didn’t realize that.” (Running jokes about Lake Como and strip clubs.)

6. Car Bids Continue & Rural Texas Anecdotes (29:16–37:00)

• Topic: More vehicle bids; John ties back strip club stories to not wanting to “price another man’s property.”
• Highlights:
  • Callers test the market on trucks and classics, many holding unrealistic price expectations.
  • Banter around classic Texas economic and social realities.

7. Satirical Political Ads “Buster Dix” vs. “Juan Culo Quebra” (34:45–37:14 & 61:04–64:14)

• Topic: Parody “political ads” lampooning the tone and content of rural campaign commercials.
• Highlights:
  • Bobbo and crew air fake attack ads with ridiculous character names and exaggerated platforms on women’s rights.
  • Over-the-top phrases like, “Because a woman’s body is nothing to play with unless she wants you to.” and “Especially if you’re unattractive…that unplanned pregnancy might be the only chance you’ll have…It is to Jesus.”
  • Re-played at the close of the hour for comedic emphasis.

8. More Car Appraisals, Banter, & Family Life (41:59–53:02)

• Topic: Live appraisals for everything from Toyota Corollas to Mazda RX7s.
• Highlights:
  • “It’s so easy, you can do it in your underwear.” (Running catchphrase for online car sales.)
  • Humorous domestic details about John’s wife (who’s Danish), bilingual children, and Bobbo’s improvisational monologues.
  • Movie references (Rounders, Godfather, Scarface) pepper the exchanges.

9. Debate Banter: Trump, Politics, and Campaign Civility (53:03–57:40)

• Topic: Reviewing recent Republican debate antics, comparing them to local mudslinging.
• Highlights:
  • Recap of the “two Cubans versus Trump” and a montage of debate insults (“You’re a basket case!”).
  • J.D. wonders, “What are we teaching our children?” as the tone of both national and local politics comes under fire.

10. Final Car Calls, Wrap-up, and Promotion (57:41–66:27)

• Topic: Last round of car appraisals, with negotiation realism—buyers unwilling to meet inflated expectations.
• Highlights:
  • Reiteration of show's format: buy cars, have a laugh, and keep the market honest.
  • Final plug for streaming and podcast options; reminders to check PodBean and TuneIn for archives.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |-----------|----------------|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 05:02 | John | “How do you take a bullet in the Johnson like that? And then how do you live with this high school kid after that?” | | 12:01 | John | “I’m not buying any cars on the air, sight unseen, that are 150 years old. These classics, there’s way too much variable in them.” | | 20:01 | John | “If Chris Kyle was alive today, Chris Kyle would be doing your radio commercials, dude.” | | 20:23 | Beau French | “I place no blame on her…I think she got bad legal advice, and when it was over, she dropped the lawsuits.” | | 25:18 | John | “I mean, it’s a good excuse to have naked women nearby.” | | 34:45 | Bobbo (as Buster Dix ad)| “Because a woman’s body is nothing to play with unless she wants you to. No questions asked.” | | 36:56 | Bobbo (as Juan Culo Quebra ad) | “Especially if you’re unattractive or even just a bit of a bitch, that unplanned pregnancy might be the only chance you’ll have…It is to Jesus.” | | 53:03 | J.D. | “What are we teaching our children?” |

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Tone & Language

• Loose, irreverent, Texas plain-spoken.
• Mix of serious (political injustice, grief, loss, legacy) and ridiculous (stripper stories, fake political ads, running “in your underwear” jokes).
• Authentically unfiltered: Guests, hosts, and callers speak without pretense, often punctuating banter with real moments of candor.

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Recurring Themes

• Car Market Realism: Teaching both sellers and buyers real market values.
• Nostalgia & Texas Identity: Childhood stories, country life, blue-collar pride.
• Political Cynicism: Both comic and candid takes on the ugliness of campaign season.
• Loyalty & Friendship: Defending friends (especially Beau French) against unfair attacks.
• Comedy as Catharsis: Using satire (fake ads, outlandish stories) to address otherwise heavy topics.

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Lake Como/Fishing: 00:41–04:46
• Car Bids & Classic Cars: 05:16–13:00
• Beau French Interview/Chris Kyle: 13:53–23:28
• Strip Club Stories: 24:13–29:15
• Satirical Political Ads: 34:45–37:14; 61:04–64:14
• Republican Debate Banter: 53:03–57:40

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For New Listeners

If you’ve never tuned in before, this episode is the John Clay Wolfe Show in a nutshell: cars, camaraderie, unfiltered Texas talk, shrewd political satire (real and exaggerated), and just enough heart to make you care about the characters beyond the laugh lines. Beau French’s segment exemplifies how small-town showbiz meets real-world consequences—while John’s wit ensures nothing stays too heavy for long.

Transcript

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[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1- 800-800-Radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 Bobbo, give us the big intro. Come on, show us what you got. Shake that thing.

[Bobbo]

Live from the Wolf Radio studios in Camp Bowie, Fort Worth. It's time. John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear the latest news report that fish out of Lake Como are not good to eat?

[Bobbo]

Oh, really?

[J.D.]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Lake Como's in the hood. I didn't realize that. No. You think I'm kidding? Yes, I didn't realize that. I mean they teach our kids not to be racist in the star Telegram prints Lake Como fish. Which Como is the biggest hood in Fort Worth. Don't eat them.

[Charlie]

Who would think to eat them anyway?

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously someone thought to eat them. People like, come on, for years you.

[Bobbo]

Say look like Como and people that aren't from here think, well, that sounds nice. That sounds quite. They're thinking, you know, they're thinking of like one of the nicer ends of Possum kingdom, maybe. No, if you watch the. If you watch the movie Cabin Fever or even the old Evil Dead, the original Evil Dead. You know that bridge run down bridge running across the murky swampy. Well, that's what Lake Como looks like.

[Charlie]

It's not even a lake, it's a pond. Probably call it a lake.

[Bobbo]

It's just a size to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I jump in there. What it really is is a. What do you call those things that fill up with water?

[Bobbo]

Reservoir?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, sewage retention pond.

[J.D.]

The Texas State Health Services has now issued a fish consumption advisory for Lake Como in Tarrant county after laboratory testing of fishing a fish rather found elevated levels of things I cannot pronounce that you don't want to eat.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's some people with pocket fishermen fishing. Like, did you ever use a Deldrin.

[J.D.]

Dioxin polycordinated by Fennels?

[John Clay Wolf]

Mickey's big mouth?

[Charlie]

Yep, that's what that's saying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cocaine.

[J.D.]

Regular or long term consumption of carp from these waters may increase likelihood of long term health risk. Don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, did you ever use a Pocket fisherman?

[Bobbo]

Oh, hell yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wasn't that the best?

[Bobbo]

That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD do you know what we're talking About?

[J.D.]

Do I know? No, I never turned on TV in the 70s.

[Bobbo]

We had a game. My friend Ross from down the street, we had a game where we attached one of our tiny throwing stars to the end instead of a fisher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's good.

[Bobbo]

We would play darts with it on an actual dartboard. We turn around to the baseball side. Remember that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll never Forget my dad 20 yards away.

[J.D.]

Pocket fisherman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of country rednecks and fishing. So we're on. I'm on my XR100 and Chad's on his YZ80. And we both have our pocket fishermen. And we're cruising through the country out in Johnson county, hopping lakes, ponds, using our pocket fishermen. And it's school night. We ride our motorcycles back home, eat dinner. The doorbell rings about 10 at night.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did you hook.

[Bobbo]

Some little blonde girl in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chad is crying at the front door. We lived in the country, so this kid had to walk a half a mile to get to our front door. And he's bawling. Bawling what? And my dad answers the door. I'm looking down. I shot him. I shot him.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I shot my dad.

[J.D.]

Oh, Lord. Did he really?

[Bobbo]

What's that about?

[John Clay Wolf]

With a 30O6.

[Bobbo]

Holy.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it went through the head of the male organ. Straight down the Chanel. Oh. Out the testes.

[Bobbo]

Boy, this kid was really campaigning for a better fishing pole, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Boy, dad came home drunk that night, he'd been a little bit country. And he starts whipping on mama. And youngin whips out the 30 aught, loads a shell in it and tells him quit it. Wow.

[J.D.]

He doesn't blew his.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you ever heard, he blew his johnson off.

[J.D.]

My God. Dad lived.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad lived. Dad lived to make love again is what I heard. Unbelievable. And dad is still with mom. And dad is still my neighbor.

[Bobbo]

Hashtag Bobbitt style, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

And through the outdoor. I mean, it makes you listen to that song through the whole different wow. Line of seriousness.

[Bobbo]

What a scene though. You paint. You guys are riding your moat. Later that night, here comes the same friend. He shot his dad in the pp in the southern gothic. That's like old to Billy Joe. That's like a great story, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. With a 30 hot six, man. I need to give that story to J. Ingram. He needs to write a country song about 100.

[Bobbo]

Oh, screw Jack Ingram. Let me do it, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, do it. I mean, they're all. They're all still around. I thought about it, cuz I saw Doug Cogburn walking down the street this morning in front of my house.

[Bobbo]

Unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do you take a bullet in the Johnson like that?

[Bobbo]

Well.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then how do you live with this high school kid after that?

[Bobbo]

I think he just didn't let it go to his head.

[J.D.]

You did not babble.

[Caller]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 7, 2, 3. Funny.

[J.D.]

I had such high hopes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I set that up. Good morning, Kevin. You're on the air.04 a goat with 135. Average. Rough. Average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

It's. It's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish it had less miles and then you wouldn't tell me I'm too low when I tell you what I'll give for it. I bought one. I bought one yesterday for 10. That was an 06. Is that the first year of the bigger motor?

[Caller]

Yeah. 04 is the first year with yellow. They changed the motor in 05 and 06.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I bought a 06 for 10 grand with 80 and it's a 10 point car. This car with 135 is a 5 to 6 grand car.

[Caller]

Okay. That's not what I figured.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Do you want to sell it?

[Caller]

I don't know if I want to sell it Craig yet. I just wanted to. I'm kind of seeing what they're testing the market right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I sold one in my auction lane two weeks ago. Same rig. I'm hoping yours is nicer than the one I had. But It's. I gave five for it and sold it for 5604 with 130s. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. You can get in live right now. Call right in or just go sell us your car.

[Bobbo]

So easy you can do it in your underwear.

[J.D.]

You just want to sing with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's true.

[Charlie]

Amazing how it just fires off out of nowhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 800-800-7234. Sell us your car by calling in and doing what that guy just did and tell me about it and I'll put a number on it. Or just go to givemetheven.com Charlie, we broke a record this week in buying. I don't know if you knew that.

[Charlie]

Do not. What is.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We. We did.

[Charlie]

Exciting.

[John Clay Wolf]

The numbers are confidential. But. And well.

[Charlie]

And it's a big range of items that were bought too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bought tractors. With what? Charlie bought a tractor from the Harley store. Did you get it picked up?

[Charlie]

It's getting picked up on Sunday.

[J.D.]

Tractor like a tractor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like a little tractor with a loader and a Turley Was scared to Death. He said, how much for this thing? I said five grand. And he hit him at five grand. And I didn't really know what he bought. And then he's like, hey man, we gave too much. I'm like, what did we do? He's like, we told me five grand. I'm like, well, I figured it was about five grand. Yeah. He's like, well, I took you seriously.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it, what year? What is it?

[Charlie]

It's a 95 with only 46 hours on it. It's got everything. I guess a tractor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chinese knockoff.

[Bobbo]

What kind of a tractor is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Kabota.

[Charlie]

It's Chinese.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a BS Kabota.

[Charlie]

It's a. A Yanmar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's what Trump was talking about.

[Bobbo]

Red. It's red.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this truck, this tractor, it has a mower on the back and a loader bucket.

[Bobbo]

So it's got a front end loader.

[John Clay Wolf]

And anything with a front end loader worth five grand.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, yeah. I don't know if it works.

[Bobbo]

I mean if, if all the hydraulics.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if it was a girl, it have great legs, great wreck, terrible. But. But just butter face, ugly. Whack her head off.

[J.D.]

So this is something you'd use on a farm, not a yard.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you got a.

[Charlie]

If your yard's an acre maybe, but that's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he bought RVs and we bought hauler vans.

[Charlie]

A Buick, Was it a 40 something Buick?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bought a 47 Buick Roadma the show.

[Bobbo]

I love that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looked just like the car out of cars. The judge's car.

[Charlie]

All original really. I mean it's to everything. It's amazing and it's running fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I'm going to sell at the auction on Tuesday morning at Metro auto auction. It's going to. If it brings five, it's getting sold. If it brings ten, it's getting sold. And I bought a 70 short wide Chevy. But see, here's what you're saying this on the eagle dude here, the phones will blow up. I don't want that. I'm not. I'm not the classic car car trailer.

[Bobbo]

70 short wide C10 Chevrolet with a. With a good bed. Put some wood on down in that bed and you're done, man. Interior has all been retro upfitted.

[John Clay Wolf]

Greg 07 Benzo S 550am to the G with a buck 03 on the clock. What color is it? Silver, tan or black interior?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is anything wrong with it?

[Caller]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Check engine lights. No Dummy lights, no services, no nothing.

[Caller]

Always serviced, always at plano. Mercedes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a S65 or S550 with a sport package?

[Caller]

It's S550. AMG with the sport package with the panoramic roof. It's got every option that was available at that time.

[Beau French]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because the AMG, a true AMG, is S63. But this.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's the one that has the amg motor. This one just has the amg sport kit.

[J.D.]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's pretty, though. These cars have adjusted a little bit in the past few weeks because the new. The old body style has. But with the sport package, I'm a mid teens buyer. Is the money, is it 14 or 15 is what? I don't know. Do you know me? Yeah. 15 grand?

[Caller]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm looking at a market report that shows the sold sales on this car all over the country at auctions last week. You got 15, 14, 13, 6, 14, 2, 16, 1, 15, 15, 5, 15, 7. All right there. Between 100, 100, 10,000 miles.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the money. 15. 16 grand is what I'll give. I'll give 16 grand. I'll give 16 grand. Go to givemetheven.com if you want it. Oh, here we go. We got the eagle. Listener of the morning. Matthew. Good morning. Hey, matthew.

[J.D.]

Matthew.

[Caller]

What's going on, bubba?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much, bud. Thank you for calling in the show, though, here on tradio. Here on the eagle. He's got him. A65C10 Chevy. Tell us about the motor, matthew. Yeah, tell us about the motor.

[Caller]

The motor is currently missing. Probably located right next to the transmission.

[Bobbo]

Well, that's convenient.

[John Clay Wolf]

The motor and the transmission is hanging on a come along Right above the barbecue pit on that big oak tree off the trailer deck. But yes, sir, I don't want it without a motor. But I appreciate you calling. Appreciate you calling. Hey, jeff. Jeff. Jeff's got him an 81 El Camino with 72.

[Charlie]

Oh, hey, I like el camino.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeff. How much is this little pearl?

[Caller]

Sorry, say again.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this el camino?

[Caller]

That's what I'm asking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but this is a classic car, man. There's not a liquid market on these things. And you guys are either most, 90% of you guys heads are in the clouds because you watched one sell on Barrett Jackson for $500,000. So you only want 400. You only want 400. You only want $480,000 for yours.

[Bobbo]

Ask him. If it's a short block.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a short Blog.

[Caller]

Is it a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. No. Shut up, Bob.

[Charlie]

You don't anything about email. Go to the website.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website. But how much? What? We take five grand for it.

[Caller]

5,500 is the deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you do know what you want for it. Go to the website. GiveMeTheEven.com, push the pictures, push the VIN number and put John thought five. I'll take 55. And when I get off the air, I'll make a decision. I'm not buying any cars on the air, sight unseen, that are 150 years old. These classics, there's way too much variable in them. 8008-0072-3480-0807, 234. Hey, Mike. Good morning.

[J.D.]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. 380. Bow wow. With a buck and a half's worth. Two grand. Are you there?

[Caller]

Two grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two grand. 800, 800 radio. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com.

[Charlie]

Beau French coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Streamy, Streamy. People. Beau French for house 99. He's going to the elections Tuesday. He's our friend. We want you to vote for him. And he's a good friend of Chris Kyle's. And there's a story there. And when we come up in just a minute after the musical interlude, we're going to talk about that whole deal, the American Sniper and Bow French and this race that's gotten out of hand. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. We're right here in Dallas Fort Worth, the largest wholesaler in the state of Texas.

[Caller]

Be right back on the last flash.

[J.D.]

I know you love it. Give it up one more time.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'S gonna get a Tylenol. What's he like?

[Bobbo]

Headache.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Jack White?

[Charlie]

No, this is a actual sound garden.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dune. Oh, I see. I'm white. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We have a guest in the studio this morning, Beau French. Good morning.

[Beau French]

Well, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

So nice to have you here on the show on the Eagle. It's been a. I talked to you years ago about coming up about telling some of your car racing stories and we never could get together, but Bo is running for you. Tell them what you're running for.

[Beau French]

Well, I'm running to be the state representative from House District 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

And voting is.

[Beau French]

Well, actually, half of the voting has already happened because of early voting.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Beau French]

But Election day is Tuesday, March 1st.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tuesday. And you're Azel Eagle Mountain Lake.

[Beau French]

Yeah, it's all of northwest Tarrant County. So Azel Eagle Mountain Lake area. No, it doesn't go down to Benbrook. Kind of high 30s, really. The Southern boundary for the most part, but I guess Saginaw, a little bit of Blue Mound.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the half of the. Half of the. Are y' all doing exit polling on the early pollers?

[Beau French]

No, we won't know the results of early voting until about 7:15 on Tuesday night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I didn't know if you already had a feel for. Is this race close?

[Beau French]

That's very close. I mean, we have a feel because I've been standing at the polls every day, all day long, talking to people as they go in and come out. So it's not really exit polling, but, you know, I have a pretty good idea how it's shaping up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why this is interesting is he. Besides the fact, I mean, you know, politics is just so damn interesting. But this one got interesting because he's running against a fella that he knew growing up, and he's. I don't know how old your opponent is. About 65 is a guess. But hey, he's like, hey, it's. I'm 40. How old are you both? 45.

[Beau French]

46.

[John Clay Wolf]

46. He's like, it's my time to run and I live in this district, so do you.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're friends. Let's continue being friends. But this deal got. How did this.

[J.D.]

He been in office.

[Beau French]

He's been there 16. It'll be 16 years at the end of a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Beau French]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

How did this thing get so ugly? At what point did you know it was going to get into a mudslinging contest from their side?

[Beau French]

Well, we always suspected that it would, but he kept assuring me that it wouldn't. He kept saying. I mean, he called me as recently as a couple of weeks ago and said, hey, I'm not going to attack you personally.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not going to happen.

[J.D.]

So this is all really come to a head in the last two weeks?

[Beau French]

It has, yeah.

[J.D.]

Well, what happens? Something must have spurred it. I mean, either he's. He knows he's losing, or bingo, you said so. Okay, that's. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it got real. So. So Bo. Here's what I know. I've known Bo since we were in college. I used to have the bar over there at TCU and in the. And that's where I met both through mutual friends of ours. And then he Lived next door to me, two of my good growing up friends. He was roommates with him at the. At the birdhouse for ever. And anyway, where was I going with this?

[J.D.]

Things don't he.

[Beau French]

But we've been friends a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bo gets into business with Chris Kyle, the American Sniper. Okay. He and Steven Young, and they put together an investment group. And y' all raised. Couple million bucks. Three million bucks, whatever it was.

[Beau French]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that, you know the logo with the skull. Yeah, of course. In the. Everybody in the shot in the eye and the blood running down the eye.

[Bobbo]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it called? Craft.

[Beau French]

It was a crosshair.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, crosshair. Craft International. So that was. Who developed that logo. Was it you or Steve or Chris?

[Beau French]

Well, Steve, if Stephen drew it up. Just talking to Chris about all the things that Chris loved about his service and. And so. But Stephen designed it.

[Charlie]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Stephen and Bo grew up together, went to high school together, both from West Texas. So they had this thing. And. And it went. When Chris passed away or was murdered.

[J.D.]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

His wife wanted all the money in the company. Yeah. And wanted the logo and wanted everything. Well, but it's not like, you know, if you're in a band and one of them's Lionel Richie. Well, Lionel Richie's wife. Lionel Richie passes away. Lionel Richie's wife didn't get all of the money from the Commodores.

[Beau French]

No.

[J.D.]

Well, that's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

And. But the American Sniper thing, he's a hero and it all gets blown up. So his opponent has been using this against him because the wife was being bitter. Chris Kyle's ex wife. Not ex wife, but wanting. It got a little funky, and it's a weird situation, so they just backed off and they pretty much just gave her the company. Or did the company exist anymore?

[Beau French]

No, no. I mean, the business died once the. Once it got tied up in litigation, I mean, it was. The business was never profitable. And I mean, it was, you know, like a lot of startups, it takes a long time to make a profit. So, I mean, you know, how long did Facebook and Google, how long before they made a profit? So, you know, we were in that situation. And once. Once it was tied up in litigation, you know, the business dried up, and the investors, meaning the people we had backing us and me and Steven, you know, we stopped putting our own money into the company because we'd already put a lot of money into the company, and we weren't willing to continue doing that knowing that she was trying to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what really got my goat is Charlie Guerin is his opponent And Beau French is this fellow's name. And this is the guy you need to vote for on Tuesday, by the way. I don't know what your position is with Trump, but it doesn't matter. But, I mean, I hear you say a lot of the same things.

[Beau French]

Well, he is very entertaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is very entertaining. And your border security has been. You and I've been talking about that for years. Your guns. You and I've been talking about this. You and he share a lot of. You're not. You're not nearly as entertaining as he, but y' all have a lot of the same fundamentals. You're both.

[J.D.]

What does that mean? What, that he's not nearly as entertaining?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Trump is a stand up comedian. Did you not watch him yesterday?

[J.D.]

All right, I got you.

[Beau French]

He is a reality star.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's really good.

[J.D.]

He is a comedian.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But this. This fella starts taking this whole Chris Kyle thing that I knew Chris Kyle and Beau were very good friends, and he starts spinning it, saying that he was. He was. He started taking a situation and flipping it around to make the public believe that Bo and Stephen were being mean to Chris Kyle's wife. And it wasn't true. And that really, I was like, man. And when. When American Sniper's wife is involved, you really can't defend yourself. No. Because how can you defend that without you almost just don't even bring it up. Right. And it was ridiculous. And what I know about Chris Kyle and their relationship is if Chris Kyle was alive today, Chris Kyle would be doing your radio commercials, dude.

[Beau French]

Well, that's probably true. I mean, we were. We were very good friends. And, you know, listen, you can't. I don't blame her for anything, frankly, because, I mean, she lost her husband and, you know, her kids lost their father. And when that happens, you struggle with grief and think about all the things you're gonna miss out on in life.

[J.D.]

Fear and everything else.

[Beau French]

Yeah. So it's. I place no blame on her. I mean, she's. She's had a tough time. She had a tough time when he was deployed and has had a tough time since he got back and was murdered, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. But for this guy to be running his mouth about that relationship and trying to use his leverage because he saw it as leverage, and he knew that Beau couldn't defend himself and not look like a jerk.

[Beau French]

Okay, you know, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what's interesting. So when. When Chris died, of course, I was the first one to tay his house, to actually I'm the one who told her that he was dead because she didn't know that yet. And that was a very difficult thing. You know, helped organize the funeral. I actually spoke at the funeral, but what happened after that was really interesting. And we raised a bunch of money for her, helped organize other groups to help raise money for. So, you know, I mean, I have nothing but good feelings for trying to help her out. And, you know, at the end of the day, I think she got someone sort of preyed on her grief and gave her bad advice, legal advice. And, you know, when all that was settled and it was. It was settled, she dropped the lawsuits. And, you know, I'm still a great friend of Chris's brother and parents and have helped the memorial benefit that they throw in his honor every year. So. And listen, in my campaign, I've not even talked about it, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm the one who's bringing it up. I'm the one who's bringing it up. This is all on me.

[Beau French]

And, you know, when. When Chris died, which was in 2013, Charlie was in office down in Austin in 2013. Charlie wasn't involved in anything having to do with, you know, honoring Chris Kyle. But the day after I announced, in the 2015 session, Charlie goes, and he likes Taya Kyle's Facebook page and starts telling everybody how he's going to use Taya Kyle against me. So this is. We've known that he was going to do this from the very beginning. You know, if you notice, he suddenly got involved in, you know, Chris Kahl Memorial highways and things like that. He wasn't doing any of that before I announced, but suddenly, after I announced, he's all over J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy is. He's a friendly guy, his opponent, and he's pointing fingers at people about getting pulled over for a potential DWI and doing this and this and this. I don't like a bully, okay? I don't like a bully. I know I don't like a loudmouth bully. And it pisses me off.

[Beau French]

I like to just focus on his votes. And, you know, he hasn't voted on. On the best things. I mean, he campaigns one way, and then when he's in office, it's really very different. And I think, look, I've knocked on almost 7,000 doors. I think most people are pretty tired of politicians who say one thing on the campaign trail, and their rhetoric, with their rhetoric and their actions in Austin are very different.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think you're going to win Tuesday. And guys that are listening, if you're at the polls. You're in the district. Beau French. If you see Bo French on that ticket, vote for Bo. He's a great guy. I've known him all my life. Absolute endorsement.

[J.D.]

Anything we said disparagingly about the other guy is alleged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? It's a legend.

[J.D.]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even if I saw my own two eyes.

[J.D.]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Beau French for District 99. Thanks for coming in this morning, and good luck to you, sir.

[Beau French]

Thank you very much.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up now. 800-800-Rode. Or log on to GoWolf.com now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey. Why are you so funny, Bob? Why are you laughing?

[Bobbo]

I'm just a happy type, man. It's a beautiful day. Rock and roll on the old radio. The Eagle, the rock that rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not even on the Eagle right now. Yeah, you have.

[Beau French]

Shut up.

[Bobbo]

You're not.

[Beau French]

There you go.

[J.D.]

You're not.

[Charlie]

It is mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's my mind, but. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Planet Radio. Good morning, Lake Charles. Good morning, Southern Louisiana, Beaumont, Golden Triangle, Silsby. All you rednecks down there on the.

[J.D.]

Coast, we love you low 70s in Houston as well as pretty much everywhere you just mentioned today.

[Charlie]

Drop that top today.

[J.D.]

Beautiful day. Beautiful day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show us your cans.

[Charlie]

Well, I'm talking about a car, but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Show us your kids. We haven't had strippers in the studio in forever. What's up with that?

[J.D.]

There's no point in having a radio station.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's fun for you, it's fun for the host.

[Bobbo]

I know, I know, J.D.

[J.D.]

What? I mean, there's always something for the listeners.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but it's not always about the listeners.

[Beau French]

Yeah, there you go.

[J.D.]

It's not about you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's a good excuse to have naked women nearby. Outside.

[J.D.]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It can be very instructional. You get somebody smooth like John Clay Wolf talking to these women.

[J.D.]

Yeah. What are you gonna learn?

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna learn?

[J.D.]

What are you gonna learn?

[Charlie]

But it's a disaster in the morning. When you have strippers at night, it's just a disaster. They're not functioning, and it's hard to get them up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

They haven't had their cocaine yet.

[J.D.]

No, you gotta. You have to. You have to order 12 to get two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. I need a dozen strippers.

[J.D.]

Yeah. You think I'm filled?

[Charlie]

Well, this is the two we got. And one. She's got one leg and the other one's missing arm.

[J.D.]

Okay, I'm gonna give you two. Two points. That was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[J.D.]

But it was disgusting.

[Charlie]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

You wanted cherry and luscious, and you're getting Dale and Cammie.

[Charlie]

Yeah, exactly.

[J.D.]

Yeah, you got that. You got the C, the seed string.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you.

[Charlie]

I think you meant.

[Bobbo]

Is that a racial thing?

[Announcer]

No, C string.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about?

[J.D.]

Not the A team, not the B team.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was in a strip club one time in a small town, and there was this big old black gal. Look like Jungle Jane from a Quentin Tarantino film. But she was hot for a black gal. She had on a white dress. And I was sitting there with my friend. We weren't. I. We were just there just to have a beer. He wanted to go. Right, right.

[Bobbo]

So you pay a 25 coverage for a beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

5. But anyway, this guy was all, hi, hi, Hi, how you doing? You know, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, go away, because I don't want to pay you. I'm tight. I don't want. I don't need to.

[J.D.]

I don't need this.

[John Clay Wolf]

I pay him to leave, right as Charlie Sheen says. So this gal just, you know. So she starts working on my friend, and he starts talking to her, right? I was like, oh, God, you just fed astray. Now we can never get him rid of.

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I started. She's from Florida, and she's a. I was like, why are you in a strip club in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, if you're from Florida?

[J.D.]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I start questioning this gal, and she's just real up in my grill and just all about it. She's overselling her deal. I was like, hey, how much is a table dance? I said, no. I said, it's a table dance. $20. It's 35. I'm like, oh, they're 20 at home.

[J.D.]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you'd think in Dallas that.

[J.D.]

They would be universally 20 that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Isn't that like a government law?

[Charlie]

I believe it is.

[J.D.]

It was, yeah. Your friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

Past that legislation. No, we didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

$20 table dance. And. And she said, well, these are 35. She's like, do you want one? I'm like, no, I just give 20. And she freaked out, man. I mean, like, jumped on me and started choking me.

[J.D.]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D.]

She physically.

[John Clay Wolf]

You come in here and tell me how to price my services and how much you're gonna pay you effort, white boy honky. Cheap to be. Just beating the hell out of me.

[J.D.]

This isn't an angry woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is weird.

[J.D.]

Holy mackerel. Where Are the bouncers.

[John Clay Wolf]

They came. It was kind of cool though.

[Charlie]

Yeah, I think I was like, wait a minute. He kind of likes it a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell, I mean, after that, I'll give you 100.

[J.D.]

Well, we know what John's into.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was. It was. It was odd.

[J.D.]

Bring your head.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So this moral of the story, to tie it all back around.

[J.D.]

Oh, there's gonna be a moral to.

[John Clay Wolf]

This story is I don't want to price another man's property.

[J.D.]

I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

But if you want to call into the show. What a stretch.

[Caller]

What a stretch.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you want to call into the show.

[Charlie]

His neck's hurting right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

And give us year, make, model and miles.

[J.D.]

What the hell did you get from a strip club in Bat Rouge to this show?

[Bobbo]

Segue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then I'll bid your car.

[J.D.]

You're amazing. Well, I wish there was a room full of people right now to break into applause. That was amazing.

[Bobbo]

I'll break into.

[J.D.]

That was just amazing.

[Bobbo]

Fans.

[Beau French]

Got it.

[Bobbo]

Well, thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a good recovery?

[J.D.]

Dude, seriously, do you need a breakdown after that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Strippers.

[Bobbo]

We got a Nissan and the Dismount.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is a 1080-080072-34800 800, 7234.

[Charlie]

Why do we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you know, it seems like our best segments of the day are always on Houston. And we were pre recorded and. Yeah. My time stamped it. What time? Well, it was easy. It's nice.

[Bobbo]

I thought you're a good segment.

[Beau French]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

What are you talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dallas was good.

[Bobbo]

You talked to your old. Your old political buddy. That was neat. We had some neat stuff going on in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the deal with him is all true.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So Houston, Louisiana. This. I've got a friend that's running for state House. State House of Representatives. Now I can talk loosely.

[J.D.]

Now you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much time do I have?

[Bobbo]

House District 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Charlie]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So nothing I'm going to say to them is going to affect what's going on in North Texas. No, because we're pre recorded there. Okay. He was partners with Chris Kyle, the American sniper. It was one of his very best friends. Bo is a good friend of mine. Steven Young is a good friend of mine. This was their business partner and best friend. He died. He got shot in the head. You've all seen the movie.

[J.D.]

Murdered.

[Charlie]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

His wife, like you heard him say today, I'm the one who went to Chris's house to tell his wife that he had passed.

[J.D.]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Close. Long term, dear friend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, that's not just that. Yeah. He wasn't with Chris. He didn't see it happen. He got picked to tell her.

[Charlie]

That's the hardest thing to do.

[Bobbo]

So that's a pretty close friend, though. That's a pretty close friend, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Before it's all said and done, she's suing Kraft. Is it called Craft International? Yeah. You know, the skull with the crosshair?

[J.D.]

Everybody's seen the logo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So somebody gets in her head and starts to. They had over $2 million pumped into this thing, investment money. And she's like, I want it all. It's mine. I'm the widow. And they're like, wait, Ty, I mean, this isn't all your. You know.

[Beau French]

Right.

[J.D.]

It was a business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, my husband is the brand of this. Yes, he was. But I mean, if Deion Sanders. If I go to Deion Sanders and say, hey, let's put in a soul food barbecue joint and we raise a million dollars and it's called Deion Sanders Soul Food Barbecue Joint. And Deion dies. His wife doesn't get all of our stuff.

[J.D.]

There's other people involved in the business.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's like Ronald McDonald dies and the Grimace wants everything. That's not gonna happen, right? I mean, you got. No, you got the Mac Mac Chief of police and you got the. The Hamburglar and all these, you know, the little chick McNugget bird. Everybody needs a bit. It's a corporation. That's why they call it corporation.

[John Clay Wolf]

So his opponent in this race starts running all these campaigns, all this direct mail to everybody. This guy. Would you hire a guy that was, you know, predatory on Chris, Kyle's widow?

[J.D.]

Oh, I saw the TV commercial. Now that you say that. Oh, yes, true.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not how this deal went down. He's completely spinning it. So we had him on the air earlier to get us get the story straight. Hey, Cody. Good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D.]

Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 12 Silverado Z71 with a buck 40. Is it a crew cab or a extended cab?

[Caller]

It's the extended cab, four door thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Extended cab. Not. I mean, four door, two doors open backwards.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. I like the suicide door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Gotcha. Kurt Cobain doors. Is it lifted or is it. Is it regular? You've heard his feelings place him place in nirvana, Turley. Just to make him feel better. Now what?

[Caller]

Thank you. Thank you. It's not crazy lifted. I've got a small lift on it just to get it off the ground.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

About 3 inch.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a 12. It's 12. It's a 12.

[Caller]

I've got nice 20 inch wheels and tires. Mud terrain tires. I mean, it's a.

[John Clay Wolf]

The miles are looking for. The miles are killing me. Is it. Is it cloth or leather?

[Caller]

I know it's cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it ten grand? Ten grand?

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten grand to buy it?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I don't know. That kind of hurts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's got one truck. It's got one.

[Caller]

I understand. It's got miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Caller]

I get it. I work on the road for a living and I have to take it with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

So I get it. I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Well, I mean, hey, I appreciate it. I was kind of curious what it was worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

I might go now. I might go 11 if it's real pretty. And the only way I'm going to know is if you go to givemetheven.com, put your VIN number in and send us a couple of pictures.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio Bob. Well, Charlie, what were you talking about? He had some bits of something. Something.

[Charlie]

Well, it's not bits that he, you know, he lives out in the country and he was telling me about all these crazy political ads that he hears out there.

[J.D.]

Oh, in the small, small market. Imagine.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. District 30, State House. District 30 is a whole nother ball game name.

[J.D.]

So it's as bad as the Beau French deal?

[Bobbo]

Well, it's a huge district. There are a couple of guys that are really, really battling over the, you know, the woman's right to choose right now. And that's big out there. This is Bible Belt country. And so. Yeah, yeah. Cula Quebra is one of the guys. And then Buster Dicks, who's been around for a long time.

[J.D.]

I don't believe this is real.

[Charlie]

Well, we've got some of the ads.

[J.D.]

You don't have the ads? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear.

[J.D.]

You don't have any.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear Buster Dicks.

[J.D.]

No, we don't. No, I don't think so. I don't think this is.

[Beau French]

Wow.

[Charlie]

All right, let's. Let's leave a good cue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that right? We're good.

[Bobbo]

Mustard Dix is a proud progressive who's fed up with the right wing's amoral stance against women's health in Texas. Like state house member Culo Quirabra and his crusaded to fund Planned Parenthood over what he calls their pro abortion agenda. In fact, Buster Dix has been a courageous campaigner for women's rights and women's health, fearlessly proposing to expand services to all women without regard to age Race, religious background or economic status. And most of all, Buster Dicks promises to keep a woman's right to choose intact across the Lone Star State, unconditionally. That's why the overwhelming majority of women voters in Texas support Buster Dix for District 30. Because a woman's body is nothing to play with unless she wants you to. No questions asked. I'm Buster Dex and I pray this message. Yes, I do.

[J.D.]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Charlie]

That's what it sounds like in the small country.

[J.D.]

I don't think that's how.

[Bobbo]

He's kind of a serious guy, is he? He sounds like.

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[Charlie]

What is the other guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's his. I mean.

[Charlie]

Yeah, what he's doing.

[Bobbo]

What's amazing is that all this production probably comes out of either Wichita Falls or Amarillo. So I think they're using the same announcement.

[Charlie]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D.]

Same guy. That same guy gets all the work.

[Bobbo]

Play the other guy, Turley. This guy's weird. It's a shame what some lawmakers will do to help left wing liberals have their way with women in Texas. Like State Senator Buster Dix and his promise to keep Planned Parenthood's doors open despite their shameful practice of providing free abortions to the disillusioned and economically challenged. Thank goodness women know they can count on Juan Culoquia, a proud, principled conservative with a good moral standing in his community and the good sense to protect women from the danger of having to choose whether to do something unconscionable. Because especially if you're unattractive or even just a bit of a bitch, that unplanned pregnancy might be the only chance you'll have to experience the joy of motherhood. And isn't that what's most important? It is to Jesus. And he was once a cute little baby, too. Vote Juan Culoqua for Texas Senate. And don't you worry your pretty little head about it. Paid for by the Moral Medical Majority and Texans for Juan Culoqua.

[John Clay Wolf]

See? I don't know. I don't know.

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D.]

That's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like that one.

[J.D.]

The voiceover guy laughed in the middle of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll do that again in the next segment. I want to hear that.

[Charlie]

I think there's a couple more, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna do that in the next deal. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Vote for Buster Dicks. Rodney.

[Caller]

Say it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Rodney, you're there.

[J.D.]

Please be there, Rodney.

[Caller]

How are you, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good. I'm. I'm. Bobbo is entertaining Me. I hope he's entertaining you. I'm laughing.

[Caller]

Always. Always.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, sir?

[Bobbo]

Well, hey, don't gush, man. You're gonna wake up the chickens.

[Caller]

I've got O2 Chevy crew cab, 2500 HD, four wheel drive with 95,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It gas or diesel?

[Caller]

It's diesel. I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's the old body style, but it's got good miles. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it?

[Caller]

I would say a 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Short bed or long?

[Caller]

Long bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Crew cab, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Most of These are about five grand because they have more miles. Yours has 95, 000 miles, right?

[Caller]

95, 000 miles. 11 owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

What will you take for it? Because I'd like to buy it. Just book it to Buster Dicks, that's what.

[Caller]

I. I don't really know. Well, you do Figure out what I want for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, I hear you, but will you. Will you take five for it? 5,000?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, see, you do know that. Will you take 6,000?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take 7,000?

[Caller]

Hold on just one second.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Charlie]

He's at a. He's a dealer or something. He's got to talk to his manager.

[Bobbo]

This is the part of the show where I'd play that Jeopardy music.

[Caller]

No, I'm not talking to a manager. I'm trying to get in the room. I can't hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Will you take 7,000 for it?

[Caller]

No, I'm not gonna. I wouldn't do 7,000. I. I'm thinking it's at least worth 12.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why do you think that with a. With an OD? I don't know, but I'm thinking it's worth 12. I like the miles. Normally I'd be. Yeah, normally I'd hang up and be onto the next. The long bed hurts it. The short bed's better. It brings more money. It is an O2, though. It's a 02. It's not an O5. It's old in car terms. So what body style is that? Does it look like a 05? I don't know. Which. Is it a dirt?

[Caller]

The long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a Duramax?

[Caller]

Duramax.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we gotta go. Yes, I'm gonna. I'm gonna look at something real quick. O2 crew cabinet. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Is it lifted or stock? It's stock. Okay, well, nine grand. Buy it. I gotta go. Well, if I give you 10,000. Well, 10,000. Buy it.

[Caller]

I'm all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So 12,000 will buy it or it won't buy it. Are you. No. Rodney. Are you a stroke? Are you a stroke? I'm asking you if 12,000 will buy it. No, 12,000 won't buy. Rodney's a liar, everybody.

[J.D.]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Allegedly. I was goofing around with Rodney. First of all, he said he didn't know what he wanted for it, Right?

[J.D.]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we went through the whole deal, and he said 12,000, and I offer him 12,000. And he lied about that.

[J.D.]

Allegedly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just like Ted Cruz lied to Donald Trump and he lied about. He's a liar. The man's a liar. He's not. We're not, actually.

[Charlie]

If you say it enough, people believe it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, just ask Donald Trump.

[Bobbo]

Hey, Rodney, that wall just got 10ft higher. Rodney?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Rodney.

[J.D.]

Oh, my God. Easy on Rodney.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I don't know. Let it go. 8008-0722-3480-0800 radio. Be right back. Only hope can keep me together.

[Caller]

Love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can mend your life but love can break your heart I'll send them the souls to. I hope that someone gets mine I hope that.

[Announcer]

Now back to the john clay wolf show. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-rode. This is the john clay clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

God, I can just listen to the song in its entirety.

[J.D.]

Let's do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sing along. Sing it. Bob, can you sing?

[Bobbo]

I don't even know this song.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't know?

[Bobbo]

This does sound awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's. You do your Eddie better.

[J.D.]

Let me guess, a Seattle band?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the best singer in the. He's good. Chris Cornell is so good. It's hard to make fun of him.

[Bobbo]

We was there, J.D. we went to see Soundgarden when they did their.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were there.

[J.D.]

I remember.

[Bobbo]

Only reunion concert appearance in the last five years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, do you love Soundgarden?

[Charlie]

This is actually Audio Slave.

[Caller]

Yeah, you bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's actually Audio Slow.

[Charlie]

That's okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the dude was in, like, four bands. What. What bands was Chris Cornell in?

[Charlie]

Why are you asking him?

[John Clay Wolf]

He drives a Toyota Corolla. He's got to know.

[Charlie]

Oh, you think Corolla? I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think he's a rocker. Michael, are you a rocker? You know what?

[Caller]

A little bit come from San Diego, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little bit. What? What? What? Name the four bands that Chris Cornell was the singer in.

[Caller]

Oh, see, that's. It. Wouldn't matter who. You called me out on that, bro. I don't know anybody that sings anything, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, bro, he is from. I gotcha. Okay. Toyota Corolla Sport. So it's an S?

[Caller]

Yeah, Sport with an S. It's got navigation and it has the power moonroof. As an ad, it was an extra package. I'm not 100 certain what they called it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it leather?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it automatic?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it has 38,000 miles. What color.

[Caller]

It is blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I typically call those loser blue, but in these little cars it doesn't matter. Is it bright blue or dark blue?

[Caller]

It's a dark blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 38,000 miles, let me tell you.

[Caller]

I just. We just, we just left the dealership and they, they offered us something for it first. He kind of disrespected me and of course did the whole back and forth and then came back with something that was a little bit respectable. But you know, we always kind of like to just walk away and get our thoughts and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Caller]

Then go back and if we're gonna make a purchase.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to buy?

[Caller]

We are buying the new Hyundai. Oh, what the hell is it called? Tucson. The 2016 Tucson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live?

[Caller]

Top of the line. We live in Kingwood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I've got a Hyundai dealer friend down there I can hook you up with. What was the bid that they gave you? What was the first one? I want to hear the first bit. The insulted bid.

[Caller]

Yeah, the disrespectful bid was 11,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then what was the next bid.

[Caller]

We ended up getting? I told him when he disrespected me, ask me what I was thinking. I said, well, now that you disrespected me, I'm. I'm looking at 14,000. I said, but we can certainly land somewhere in the middle. And he came back at 12, 3. And then I think my tax credit is going to be probably somewhere in the seven to eight hundred dollar range.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, twelve five is the money, money, money. That's the end of it. That's correct. And I'll give that. And I can line it up with a Hyundai dealer. They'll sell you wanted invoice. And if you want that deal, just go to givemetheven.com and remind me what we talked about in the notes. Say John called in this morning. You said you can get me 12, 5 and get me invoice on a Hyundai. Please get me hooked up with your Hyundai dealer in Houston. I'll do it in a heartbeat.

[Caller]

Yeah, we actually. Well, and I don't know which Hyundai dealership you're talking about, but we actually negotiated invoice well, we did 100 over invoice and then of course, that's where he was trying to make his money is on the. The used vehicle, which. I get it. So you're saying 12, 5. And then go to the Hyundai dealership and I'll still be able to get that tax credit. Yes, that's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it.

[Caller]

I will do it.

[J.D.]

I will.

[Caller]

I'll send it over shortly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the vin.comgivemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in your undies. Lee An 82 RX7GS with 50. Man, I don't know those rotary motors. Is this one still running okay?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's running great. Rotary performance. Did all the work on it. Had new jets put in the carburetor, had it dino'd. It's got a 12A Apex engine in it and it's. Found it in a garage about two years ago. Totally redone. Just didn't know what the value of it might be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple thousand dollars. But it all depends on condition. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and put the pictures in so I can give me a profile shot and open the door and show me the interior and ride out. Any. Any problems that, you know, everything's perfect except this, this, this, this, this, this, this. I can give you a hard number then. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 13 GM Denali with 50 Sierra. Denali. Sierra Denali. Does it have navigation? Sunroof. Doug?

[Caller]

Yeah. No sunroof. No sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it was weird a lot of those didn't. What color is this one?

[Caller]

Pearl. White.

[Beau French]

Pearl.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. All wheel drive or two?

[Caller]

Two wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheelie. GMC Denali. I had one of these the other day. It's got 50 on it. Do you know if it's a 6.2 liter engine?

[Beau French]

Yeah, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think. I think most of them are. Does it have factory navigation? Yeah, it's a mid-20s truck. $25,000 truck. 26. 26, 5. It just depends. I need to see pictures, but I'll pay that for it. No, I'll give 27 grand for this truck. That's nice. With a clean carfax.

[Beau French]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 800-800-7234. I think we're on a delay with everyone. Have you noticed it's a little slow?

[J.D.]

They are. They're all the dope convention.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. 07 Commander Overland with a buck 12 Scott. It's worth 7500 500?

[Caller]

Yep. It's got. It's got everything. I mean everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I'm thinking nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What about eight?

[Caller]

We could do eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight's good. Eight's great. It's fine. Book it to me. Go to givemetheven.com. say, John bought my truck for eight. Give me my damn money and you'll hurry up. Quit screwing around. Get those guys going. They're screwing around downstairs.

[J.D.]

I just.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even see him. I just feel it. I know they're screwing around. Yeah, I know it. Justin, get him straight now.

[Bobbo]

It was eight, man. He knew his eight. I'm amazed he didn't say ten. Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

He made him.

[Bobbo]

He knew that man.

[John Clay Wolf]

His money. 800. 800. Seven, two, three, four. 800. 800. Pay him.

[Bobbo]

What did that come from?

[Charlie]

Dude, that's from Rounders. Okay, When Kate. Teddy sounds like Bruno gets beat. Gets beat by Matt.

[Bobbo]

Ed Norton gets beat up.

[Charlie]

No, that's when Matt Damon beat him at the end.

[Bobbo]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Charlie]

Pay him.

[Bobbo]

Pay him. Pay that man.

[Charlie]

I love that movie.

[Bobbo]

He sound kind of like John's wife.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

John, when you come home, You to bring the children. Bring the children some nice. Some nice pastries.

[Charlie]

Do you say that ever do that to her?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Never. Never.

[Charlie]

What would happen if you did this?

[John Clay Wolf]

She'd just look at me like. She would just look at me like I'm stupid. Just.

[Charlie]

She would know. I have no idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

She talks to our youngest, our baby. We have a two year old, and she talks to him in Danish. They talk that Danish.

[J.D.]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're like.

[J.D.]

You'Ll grow up.

[Bobbo]

Don't forget the cannoli.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Italian, dude. That's the wrong country. In Europe, they're all European. Over there in Denmark, it's. Don't forget the potatoes and don't forget the pork.

[Bobbo]

What will you do when I come for the cannoli? Sweet little baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are these your godfather lines?

[Bobbo]

Look at him smile. Come on, pelican. Money, money. Look at the pelicans.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's from Scarface.

[Bobbo]

Is that what she says?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Scarface. That's good.

[Bobbo]

Smiley babby. Your daddy comes soon with fresh cannoli.

[Charlie]

He's got a lot of things going on.

[Bobbo]

I know John's being quiet. I'm just, you know.

[J.D.]

You're just vamping.

[Bobbo]

I'm just filling space.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just. I'm just letting him go.

[J.D.]

You want a guitar?

[John Clay Wolf]

I enjoy. I enjoy him when he gets weird.

[Beau French]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love Bobbo's weirdness. Is why we keep around. It's caging. You got to set him up in parameters to let him be weird. You got to build his little space and say, okay, you're free, and watch him be weird.

[J.D.]

Superball in a boxcar.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. No, you want to. You want to. You want to cage that deal?

[Beau French]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Don't even tell me where the gate is. You just open it and put, like, bacon outside there. And I'm like, oh, boy. Bacon.

[Caller]

Bacon.

[Bobbo]

Look at what John has given for me. On this day, this day we have bacon. It will be wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7 2.

[Bobbo]

Have a wonderful time for your Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. Happy, happy, happy. Saturdays. 9:37 for those.

[Bobbo]

Welcome home, John. Look at the babies. They're so happy to see their daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's not a Mexican.

[Bobbo]

I know, man. I used to. I used to do her French, didn't I? That's what it was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darling, if you're listening, call in and straighten him out. 800, 800. No one's ever heard her voice.

[J.D.]

They'd be shocked to hear her speaking.

[John Clay Wolf]

She needs to call in defense.

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sorry.

[Bobbo]

But I mean, it's hot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will be right back. You're hot, Turley. You're so hot. You're so, so, so hot.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio. Or log on to GoWolf.com. this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to a Weezer concert?

[Charlie]

Oh, yeah, I like Weezer. Love that concert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Love me some Weezer. Well, that was an interesting story with the whole Chris Kyle, Ms.

[J.D.]

Boy, it really was.

[Charlie]

Clears up a lot, that's for sure.

[J.D.]

Well, it continued to at least Tuesday.

[John Clay Wolf]

If the guy was picked out of all the people to go tell the wife that Chris Kyle, my boat French.

[J.D.]

Was picked to go tell Kyle, Chris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kyle's wife, that her husband passed away. Yeah, it sounds like he's pretty trusty.

[J.D.]

Obviously very close.

[Bobbo]

And when he tells that story, you know what? He's mad about it, but he doesn't seem surprised about it. And that. That shows savvy in the political game, you know?

[J.D.]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What doesn't show savvy in the political game is the debates last night. Before last.

[Bobbo]

What a deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was awesome.

[Bobbo]

You know, you and I have been texting a lot when those things are on, and I keep missing them because I've got work at night or I've got stuff with the kids going on, and I haven't seen a debate by the way, since November, I have seen.

[J.D.]

It a bit in District 99.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Vote for Beau French.

[J.D.]

What did you find about the. The debate that was good? Well, did you learn anything?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did what was good.

[Charlie]

I found 20 insults that we need to play.

[J.D.]

What happened? Let's just start in the second. Second, five minutes.

[Charlie]

I mean, it was literally, John, he's like, man, I missed the first couple minutes. Like, it's been just the two Cubans versus Trump right now. In fact, here's, here's some of the insults I had during the debate.

[John Clay Wolf]

This guy's a joke artist and this guy's a liar. Well, you don't know anything about business. Well, I don't know anything about bankrupting four companies. Where was Donald? He was firing Dennis Rodman on Celebrity Apprentice. You should be ashamed of yourself. If he builds the wall the way.

[Caller]

He built Trump Towers, he'll be using illegal immigrant labor to do it.

[J.D.]

He lied 100%.

[John Clay Wolf]

If he hadn't inherited $200 million, you know where Donald Trump would be right now?

[J.D.]

Selling watches and men House.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is another area on which Donald Trump agrees with Hillary Clinton. I think Bush did a hell of a bad job. First of all, very few people listen to your radio show. That's the good news.

[Caller]

A lot of these positions that he's now taking are new to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you go crazy zealot. Are you talking about you? You may not be aware of this, Donald, because you don't follow this stuff very closely. I know you're embarrassed. I know you're embarrassed. But keep fighting. Keep swinging, man. Swing for the fences. I watched him melt down, and I'll tell you, it was one of the saddest things I've ever seen. A lot of fun up here tonight, I have to tell you. Okay, thank. Thank you for the book. Donald. Donald, relax. Go ahead.

[Bobbo]

I'm relaxed.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're the basket case.

[Beau French]

Jeez.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're a basket case.

[J.D.]

What are we teaching our children?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is good.

[Bobbo]

Wall will be a 12 billion dollar wall if these guys build it. Cost 300 billion.

[Charlie]

Just got a little higher.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a bunch of phone calls here. I need to grab a couple. Justin, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, sir?

[Caller]

I've got a 2015 black Chevy Tahoe with about 29, 800 miles bucket seats in the back, no sunroof, 22s, every bell and whistle.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can think of a 2015 because the board here. Yes, it's 15. I'm sorry. So it's a new Body style, top, no roof, navigation. How many? 29,000 miles. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it an LT or an LTZ?

[Caller]

It's LTZ. It's got. It's got every thing you can think of on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Except a sunroof.

[Caller]

Except the sunroof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have power? Does it have power running boards?

[Caller]

No, it does not. It's got fixed running board.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's fine. I just. There's a difference.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

45 grand.

[Caller]

Oh, that ain't gonna work. I'm not trading it. I'm selling it to you. John, come on now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I'm looking at a man. I mean, this thing. See you guys. Here's one that sold for 44. Here's one that sold for 45. 4. Here's one that's sold for 46. Here's one with 32 that sold for 42. 5. I mean, I'm kind of all over it. What do you want for it?

[Caller]

51 6.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're. You're off the money. You're off the money. You're gonna get gonged off the program. I'm sorry. I love you, Justin, but bye. 800. 800. We're dealing on the money. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. You buy a new one for that 800. 800 radio. I know you didn't pay that for that because you bought it back then, but now the rebates are out and it changed it. 07 charger was 79. 10. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

Leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a six cylinder, an eight?

[Caller]

Eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Navigation, sunroof?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's the plum. Crazy. Yeah, with every option except the center console DVD player.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is it an SRT?

[Caller]

It's RT.

[John Clay Wolf]

RT. Okay. Is it 13 grand, does that sound right? Or 12?

[Caller]

Yeah, that's. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

13 grand, not 12.

[Caller]

The reason being it's got a clean carfax on the third owner, so it's. They only made 1400 of them. It's 1153 out of 1400.

[Beau French]

I've also.

[Caller]

It's got magnaflow exhaust, K and N, cold air intake. And I mean, it's just. It's a great car.

[Bobbo]

That's straight plush.

[John Clay Wolf]

How many miles? 79. I gotta meet you in the middle. I. I'm 12 five. I'll give 12 five for the car with 79. If it had 60 on it, I'd give the 13. If it had low 70s on it, I'd give the thirteen. But the miles were just a tad.

[Caller]

It's 22 miles under 80.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then. Then you're gonna need to tow it to me because I can't buy it with 80 at that figure. So stop, throw the keys away, go to givemetheven.com, send the VIN number, send the pictures. Let's make the deal and then I will pick it up on a trailer. I cannot. I'm telling you the truth. You take that car to 80 grand, where a thousand to $1,500 difference. It makes a big difference. Cool.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Excuse me. 800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio Gary 08F350 is the four wheel drive crew cab. 76,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

Gary, Go ahead.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gary, your truck, what color is it?

[Caller]

White.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation and sunroof?

[Caller]

No, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Lariat or King Ranch?

[Caller]

That's hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it 20 grand?

[Caller]

Say again?

[John Clay Wolf]

20,000.

[Caller]

No, I need to get a little bit more than that for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

19. I'm kidding. What's it take to buy. I just started. I just started too high. We got a.08, right? Almost 10 year old. 76,000amile. Four wheel drive, dually Lariat.

[Caller]

What's it take to buy it on 38 running boards. Did you see flares?

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What's 38?

[Caller]

The size of the wheels on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Oh, it's lifted. Oh, it's lifted. It's got 38 inch tires on it.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got an 8 inch lift on it to hold those about that. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was looking for about 25.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a lot closer now that you told me about that lift kit. So I'm gonna get near that. I mean, if I give you 23 grand right now, are we good?

[Caller]

No, I'll hold off on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it. What? What's the bottom? Bottom?

[Caller]

About 25. The bottom about.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hearing the about before the 25 and that makes me think I can buy it about a little nickel cheaper. Can I buy it for 24?

[Caller]

25.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 is what it takes. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, send the pictures, send the VIN number and say 25 buys the car now. And I'll make a decision as soon as I get off the air and I see the pictures, man.

[Caller]

Okay, you got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, sir. 800800 radio. 800-800-7234. Clint 03 Lexus SC 430 with a buck 12. It's worth about nine grand, maybe eight. Eight? Yeah. Eight to nine.

[Caller]

Grand or then no more.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not that age. And with those miles, I don't think so. I mean, if it's crazy nice, like the nicest car I've ever seen in my life, I would go to 10.

[Caller]

It's pretty sweet. I gotta be honest with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. let me look at the vehicle history, off the VIN number. Let me see the pictures, and I'll make a decision. All right, enough.

[Bobbo]

Sell us your car so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're buying cars, dude. I mean, the market is high and I'm buying it with both hands. We broke a record last week. We're going to break another record this week. We're going to buy your damn cars. If y' all want to sell them, go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy them. Bob, speaking of political advertisements, you were telling me about some funny stuff out in Bowie, Texas. There's some. Some House rep debates going on.

[Bobbo]

Well, it's not just. It's not just Bowie. I mean, District 30 is a huge state senate district. Okay? Stretches all the way out somewhere. I don't know how far west it goes. Almost Amarillo. And there are a couple of guys who are really competing. Of all the things, what are their name?

[John Clay Wolf]

News.

[Bobbo]

There's Buster Dix.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Is the Democrat really. Yeah. And Kulo, I can't pronounce it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he a colored man?

[Bobbo]

I think he's probably Hispanic. Hispanic?

[J.D.]

I'm gonna guess.

[John Clay Wolf]

He sounds South American to me.

[J.D.]

It doesn't sound real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the ads?

[J.D.]

Radio commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to hear these radio commercials from small town Texas.

[Charlie]

Yeah, let me fire off here. Okay, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the first.

[Bobbo]

Buster Dix is a proud progressive who's fed up with the right wing's amoral stance against women's health in Texas. Like state House member Culo Chabra and his crusade to defund Planned Parenthood over what he calls their pro abortion agenda. In fact, Buster Dix has been a courageous campaigner for women's rights and women's health. That's why the overwhelming majority of women voters in Texas support Buster Dix for District 3. Dirty. Because a woman's body is nothing to play with unless she wants you to. No questions asked. I'm Buster Dex and I prove this message. Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's a weird one. So that's what's on the radio up there about Wichita Falls.

[J.D.]

I don't think that ran.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the. What's the other one.

[Bobbo]

And he's got a. He's got a. You know, a lot of ladies like Buster Dicks.

[J.D.]

No, I don't. I don't really think so.

[Bobbo]

Well, the ones I talk to and I live up there. Really?

[Charlie]

What about the guys he's going against?

[John Clay Wolf]

Keo Kierblo or whatever, his kind of.

[Bobbo]

A Lindsey Graham type. He's a Republican, but he's not that tough. You know, saber rattling.

[J.D.]

Not a tough guy.

[Bobbo]

And what's funny is most of these ads come out of either Amarillo or Wichita Falls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And they, I think they use the same announcer for both campaigns because it's a small market.

[J.D.]

They don't have a lot of money to do equal time.

[Bobbo]

But they never play right next to each other, so you wouldn't.

[Charlie]

I've got the other ad here. Let's play that real quick.

[Bobbo]

It's a shame what some lawmakers will do to help left wing liberals have their way with women in Texas. Like State Senator Buster Dix and his promise to keep Planned Parenthood's doors open despite their shameful practice of providing free abortions to the disillusioned and economically challenged. Thank goodness women know they can count on Juan Culoquilla, a proud principled conservative with a good moral standing in his community and the good sense to protect women from the danger of having to choose whether to do something unconscionable. Because especially if you're unattractive or even just a bit of a bitch, that unplanned pregnancy might be the only chance you'll have to experience the joy of motherhood. And isn't that what's most important? It is to Jesus. And he was once a cute little baby, too. Vote Juan Culoqua for Texas Senate and don't you worry your pretty little head about it. Paid for by the Moral Medical Majority and Texans for Juan Culo Quebra.

[J.D.]

See that one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't you worry.

[Bobbo]

The same voice guy, he seems a little kind of moralistic.

[J.D.]

Well, who puts the word Buster Dicks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Versus Wan Kulo Quebra community standards.

[Bobbo]

See up there that they're, you know, that's a proper term in the livestock community.

[J.D.]

The word bitch and Jesus in the same commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember, we're on itunes now. You can download our podcast. What time do they go up to early round.

[Bobbo]

Not Everybody's a Presbyterian, J.D.

[Charlie]

Well, there's old ones up. There's old shows up there right now on itunes. John Clay Wolf show. You can also go to Tune in app. Tune in the show anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we leave the Eagle here in a minute. We continue on in other stations till noon.

[J.D.]

Well, the Eagle. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knew?

[Bobbo]

That's what I'm talking about, baby. Rock for Dallas. Fort Worth 971. The Eagles. Rock the rocks.

[John Clay Wolf]

No point. No point. No point. With wnbc, we love the Eagles. Okay, so you can. Guys, you can stream us for the next three hours if you're interested. Go to ESPN. Just go to GoWolf.com click listen live. GoWolf.com listen live.

[Charlie]

Or on your phone on the Tunein app. Just, just listen along.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just all this. Just turn on the damn radio and rock your balls off, man. I mean, here we go. We're on the Eagle. The Eagle. See you next week, Eagle listeners. Houston, Louisiana, Badon Rouge. All of you will be right back after this commercial interlude. I remember Ruby. She always dressed in red wearing skin tight pants. Laudin how she could dance with a rag wrapped around her hair. Everybody know podbeam. Your message amplified. Ready to share your message with the world. Start your podcast journey with podbean. Podbean, the AI powered all in one podcast platform.

[Charlie]

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