#181 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.12.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #181 – Summary

Aired: January 12, 2019
Podcast Release Date: February 16, 2026

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Main Theme & Purpose

This fast-moving episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show highlights the signature, boisterous energy and candid banter listeners love. While the show’s core is always about buying cars live on-air (powered by GiveMeTheVIN.com), John and the rotating crew riff on everything from NFL playoffs, bizarre cleanse diets, airport security, homelessness, vintage internet, and auction antics to pop culture and outrageous listener calls. Expect irreverent humor and unscripted segments blending cars, sports, lifestyle, and a touch of rock & roll, all while poking fun at themselves and their callers.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Cowboys Playoff Fever & NFL Talk

[00:32]–[02:28]

• Excitement builds as the Dallas Cowboys prepare to play the LA Rams in the NFC Conference Championship; first time since the mid-90s.
• Discussion about Cowboys fans overtaking LA’s Coliseum for the match.
• Lighthearted predictions, jersey color debates, and reminiscing about the storied franchise.

Notable Quote:

"There will be 40% Cowboy fans [in the Coliseum]." – JD Ryan [01:39]

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The 10-Day Lemon Cleanse: Suffering and Results

[02:33]–[08:18]

• JD, Bobo, Michael, and Biggs recount their 10-day New Year’s “lemon cleanse”—a restrictive regimen involving lemon, cayenne, and maple syrup, resulting in 10–18 lbs lost per person.
• Funny stories about dropping out, resisting pizza, and unexpected side effects.
• John feigns skepticism:

"Y'all were doing cocaine and drinking vodka... No, we weren't." – John Clay Wolfe [05:59]

Health claims debunked with humor and a side of self-deprecation.

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On-Air Car Offers: The Wild World of ‘Pawn Stars with Cars’

[11:08]–[43:00+]

• Listeners call in to get live, rapid-fire offers for their vehicles—ranging from Corvettes and Jeeps to Hummers and Ford pickups.
• John’s signature negotiating style—part tough-love, part Texas charm, lots of comedic ribbing—takes center stage.
• Outlandish questions about car condition, colorful metaphors (“methamphetamine charge in this transaction”), and gentle mockery are the norm.

Notable Car Segment:

"We're going to put your car into reality mode...We’ll tell you what the real market is. We’re on the high end of the real market." – John Clay Wolfe [11:11]

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Auction Antics & The GiveMeTheVIN Machine

[70:04+]

• Celebration of a record-breaking auction: nearly 500 cars sold at their Dallas location, complete with showgirls, Vegas energy, and huge video boards.
• “It was like going to a real show!”–JD Ryan [72:12]
• The team describes the crazy logistics, the production effort, and the thrill (and stress) of moving millions of dollars’ worth of cars for thin margins.
• Competition with corporate copycats is heating up, reminiscent of Amazon/Wal-Mart showdowns.

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Government Shutdown & Market Impact

[20:14]–[22:29]
The ongoing government shutdown’s “psychological effect” is discussed—how it makes businesses and consumers nervous, slows tax refund spending, and tightens markets.

Quote:

“Drive by the restaurants—are not as full... There’s a ‘tighten up’ one loop. What if?” – John Clay Wolfe [21:22]

A humorous, intentionally muddled summary of the politics at play, with Rush Limbaugh and others parodying talking points.

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Listener Call: Homelessness & Empathy

[36:21]–[42:21] | [82:18]–[83:13]

• A poignant, surprisingly genuine moment occurs when "Robert," a homeless listener living in a van, calls in to thank the show and share his story about surviving with his dog, warding off coyotes, and the difficulties of life on the margins.
• The hosts rally listeners to send help, and later, Robert expresses gratitude as the show’s community begins to respond.

"I enjoy your show. I look forward to it every Saturday morning..." – Robert [41:44]
"God bless you. Hey, look, you got my phone number, right?" – Robert [83:05]

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Pure Comedy: TSA Searches, Strip Club Resumes & Pineapple Swinger Codes

• Stories about getting searched at airport security, bringing “contraband,” and interactions with TSA agents.
  • "Full insertion is the only way to go." – John Clay Wolfe [25:51]
• A hilarious read-through of a strip-club DJ applicant’s resume.
• “Pineapple in the grocery cart” exposed as a supposed signal for swingers among listeners [90:54].
• Recurring gags about “White, Black, Latino or Other”—the team’s irreverent, rapid-fire ethnic profiling game, conducted with affection and satire.
  • "That's a project name, man. Doo Doo Butt." – DJ Pre K [48:20]

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Car Reviews & New Models

[109:03]+

• Positive, but comically skeptical, staff reviews of the new Acura MDX and Ford EcoSport.
• Running jokes about never getting to drive the cool demo cars.

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Lifestyle & Personal Reflections

• Reflections on drinking and sobriety, especially as tied to stress in the car business.
• New Year’s resolutions, with weight loss contests, clean eating, and humorous self-doubt.
  • "I just need to learn the desire. I need to figure out where [working out] feels good, because right now I hate it." – John Clay Wolfe [136:56]

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Memorable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• On Auction Growth:
  "It was popping and it was cool... Sold almost 500 rigs. It was cool.” – John Clay Wolfe [71:09]
• On The Cleanse Struggle:
  “I had the hardest time. It was last Saturday night because we had the grandkids over and they had pizza. And I was like, 'I've got to get out of the house. This is nuts.'” – Bobo [04:10]
• Satirical TSA Experience:
  "Every single time they've got to take me out and give me the old probe... full insertion is the only way to go." – John Clay Wolfe [25:29]
• Describing Their Car Offers:
  "It's kind of like Pawn Stars where you throw it up on the counter... and then we settle in the middle on reality.” – John Clay Wolfe [11:10]
• Homeless Caller Sincerity:
  "I enjoy your show. I look forward to it every Saturday morning. Not much to do down here… but I do got solar power. I invest my money wisely, John." – Robert [41:44]
• Swinger Pineapple Code:
  "If you put a pineapple standing up in the front of your grocery cart… that's the signal. We're swingers." – John Clay Wolfe [91:26]

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Fun & Noteworthy Segments (Timestamps)

• Dallas Cowboys Playoff Hype [00:32–02:28; 61:00+]
• Weight Loss Weigh-In & Cleanse [02:33–08:18]
• Live Car Offers & Negotiations [11:08+; 17:31; 18:41; 43:00+; 54:08+; 79:08+; 120:15+]
• Homeless Listener Story [36:21–42:21; 82:18–83:13]
• TSA Security Comedy [25:05–26:03]
• Auction Backstage & Showgirls [70:04+]
• ‘White, Black, Latino or Other’ Game [46:04; 47:56; 125:33+]
• Car Reviews: Acura MDX & Ford EcoSport [109:06+]
• Swinger Pineapple Superstition [90:54+]
• Drinking, Health, and Midlife Reflections [135:13+]

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Notable Episode Tone & Structure

• The show swings effortlessly between brash jokes, car talk, NFL speculation, social satire, and the genuine camaraderie of a cast who know how to poke fun at themselves and their audience.
• The style is rapid, irreverent, and unapologetically off-the-cuff. Regulars like JD Ryan, Bobo, Michael Turley, and DJ PreK riff with John, mix in running gags, and carry on without filters.
• Segments are punctuated with regular bid-offers for caller’s cars—a unique “radio auction” feel.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a classic, unpredictable morning with John Clay Wolfe:

• Get the inside scoop on car values and live negotiations.
• Laugh at the slice-of-life moments—dieting disasters, the wild world of used cars, and the unique folk calling in from across America.
• Enjoy the sports predictions and stick around for raw, often heartfelt honesty about the struggles and joys of everyday life, all seasoned with raucous banter and wild stories.

Skip to:

• [04:40] — Weigh-in Results
• [25:29] — John’s TSA Story
• [36:21 / 82:18] — Robert’s Homelessness Story
• [47:56] — “White, Black, Latino or Other” Returns
• [70:04+] — Auction Showgirls & High-Stakes Bidding
• [91:26] — Pineapple Swinger Talk
• [109:06+] — Car Reviews

End on:
"We've taken plenty of losses. I know. We give too much all the time. See you next Saturday." – John Clay Wolfe [143:31]

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Note:
All timestamps are MM:SS from the provided transcript. Ads and non-content sections omitted. Host and regulars are clearly attributed. Language is as true to the recording as possible.

Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobo]

We are shoving things up our noses. We're learning Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

Stinky, stinky, stinky, stinky.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

A de la fiesta tiempo. Party time.

[Bobo]

Gotta look at my radio, make sure it's on the right side.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's Saturday.

[Michael Turley]

It must be time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Nice to see you. It's your old Uncle Bobbo here in the beach. Good morning, Bobo. On this January 12th. Nice crisp morning. Say hello to my friend J.D. brian.

[Bobo]

Good morning. How are you, man? I'm feeling wonderful. I mean, I can tell you how good I feel.

[Michael Turley]

It ain't easy being me, but I'll take it. You know what I mean? Okay, Mr. Turley. Michael Turley. Professor.

[JD Ryan]

What up, Cowboy Nation? It's time. Oh, it is time. Yes. Tonight.

[Bobo]

Tonight. What time?

[JD Ryan]

7:25. It goes down. Cowboys advance to the NFC East. Yes. Champion. NFC Conference championships.

[Bobo]

First time in since what, 95?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. They're going to have to win on the road, which will be the first time since 93, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's okay.

[JD Ryan]

It's a new. It's a new time, J.D. it's a new time.

[Robert Gilbert]

It's a new day.

[Michael Turley]

Here's the interesting dynamic to that matchup, though. They're on the road. Yes, they're on the road at the Coliseum in Los Angeles versus the Rams. How many Cowboy Nation aficionados you think will be there at the Coliseum?

[JD Ryan]

A lot. And that's why I know we're, you know, not supposed to talk about just the Cowboys, but, folks, they're America's team.

[Bobo]

That's become. Yeah, it's become a national story in LA.

[JD Ryan]

In LA, there will be 40% Cowboy fans.

[Bobo]

You think so?

[JD Ryan]

I think so.

[Bobo]

We have a color thing going on. Like, we had the white out at the Cowboy Stadium.

[JD Ryan]

Can't really do that in the visitor stadium.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can.

[JD Ryan]

You can wear something, I imagine. I hope the Cowboys aren't wearing their blues.

[Bobo]

That's a road blue.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that's kind of. It's kind of a. It's kind of one of those things. Yeah. Yeah. We want them to wear the whites.

[Bobo]

But now, does. Does the home team decide what you wear?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

They're going to go dark. Maybe the Rams will. Yeah, the LA Lambs.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

There are a few good matchups this weekend. Don't forget, two Colts, Chiefs. That's going to be a. That's going to be one to watch. For sure. A lot of, a lot of NFL's coming to a, to a peaking point. And, and I say that to say this, we're not too far away from that dreadful time after super bowl. Less than a month away. There will be no professional football on television. And I don't know what I'm gonna do.

[JD Ryan]

But Bobbo, there's something much more important we have to get to right away.

[Michael Turley]

Don't tell me billiards.

[Bobo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

This is huge.

[Bobo]

This is huge.

[JD Ryan]

JD and I are allowed to consume actual food today.

[Bobo]

This is Michael's idea. And when he first brought it up. He does it every year. It's a cleanse. It's the first 10 day of the year cleanse where we drink. You want to tell them what we drink? The little concoction?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it's not new.

[Bobo]

We didn't make this.

[JD Ryan]

Freshly squeezed lemons, usually about an ounce or so. A little cayenne pepper and some maple syrup. Like a tablespoon of maple syrup.

[Bobo]

Maple syrup.

[JD Ryan]

You do that about six times a day. That's all you consume all day, Right. And then you do a salt flush in the morning or at night, depending.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what you want to do.

[JD Ryan]

Which is salt. It's a sea salt water. Just down a big old 32 ounce of that and it'll clean you out. You don't have to do that part daily.

[Bobo]

That's right.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, you don't have to do that part daily. But it's basically just to reset your body, clean out your system.

[Satan]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Start the new year Right. And then from there you just take that and live a new lifestyle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Choose to.

[Michael Turley]

And a 10 day ride.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, just 10 days.

[Bobo]

We started from last the previous Wednesday till literally last night. But none of us have eaten because we have a weigh in.

[JD Ryan]

Yes, it is today. We had, there was a little money online. It started out with oh yeah, everybody's gun ho. There's five people involved.

[Bobo]

Here's my 20 and here's my drop down. Michael Bay.

[JD Ryan]

Well, two dropped out. One dropped out in the first five hours. Hoot downstairs at the Gimme Vin buying center. And then Aaron, who was our largest competitor, right, he Woke up at 2 in the morning that same day and said screw it.

[Bobo]

This, I'm out.

[JD Ryan]

He ate a waffle with peanut butter and just gave up. That was it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. If you're gonna quit.

[Bobo]

I had the hardest time. It was last Saturday night because we had the grandkids over and they had pizza and I was like, I've got to get out of the house. This is nuts. And I wasn't hungry. It's just that smell. It's like when you walk into a movie theater. You just want popcorn, right? And so really, the. The cleanse part of it. And I. I'm sleeping better. My skin looks better. I know I've lost weight. We're gonna weigh in here in a second.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So big David Biggs stuck around. He was downstairs.

[Bobo]

He gave me his 20 bucks, which is 20 bucks in.

[JD Ryan]

So he weighed in. He lost 10 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it 10?

[JD Ryan]

Yes, 10 pounds.

[Bobo]

That's great.

[JD Ryan]

All right, JD, go jump on the rail real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now.

[Bobo]

I originally weighed in naked, so if that's okay with everybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, just drop them. You know, this kid, John's kid, won't be disturbed at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot worse. He's be like yours, looks like mine. I'm only eight.

[Michael Turley]

Tuning into the health food show.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. So JD's on the scale. His shoulders are slumping. That's not good. He seems disappointed. Oh, JD, okay, you started at 256. Where you at?

[Bobo]

239.8.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Holy cow.

[Bobo]

I swear to God. Come look at it.

[JD Ryan]

239.

[Bobo]

8. 239.8.

[Michael Turley]

What is that, 17 pounds?

[JD Ryan]

17 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mackerel.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Real.

[John Clay Wolf]

That is awesome. That's $20 a stripper math.

[JD Ryan]

All right, let me run over there real quick.

[Satan]

All right.

[Bobo]

Come on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't do. Why didn't I. I wasn't invited.

[Bobo]

I did take my shoes off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody thought I'd go for it.

[Michael Turley]

You didn't want cheap. You didn't want this deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want none of this deal.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[Bobo]

Michael's on the scale now. God. Really? 239.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pinky, come over here.

[Bobo]

Let's see. Is that right?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you weigh, Mike? 202.4.

[Bobo]

Where'd you start?

[JD Ryan]

219.

[John Clay Wolf]

So everybody lost, like 18 pounds?

[Bobo]

Hold on. Two.

[John Clay Wolf]

In two weeks or one week. When you'll start this?

[JD Ryan]

10 days ago.

[Bobo]

So you 17. You got 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all were doing cocaine and. And drinking V. No, we weren't.

[Bobo]

What?

[JD Ryan]

Your number six.

[Bobo]

And I'm at two. What? I just.

[JD Ryan]

239.

[Bobo]

39.

[John Clay Wolf]

You lost. You were at 2:30.

[JD Ryan]

So you lost, what, 18 pounds?

[Bobo]

Is that one by one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you two guys lost 20 roughly. And how much did Biggs lose?

[Bobo]

It's a push.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did Lieutenant Dan lose?

[JD Ryan]

He lost ten pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about without the wheelchair?

[JD Ryan]

Well, he weighed with the wheelchair last time, so he has to weigh again with it, so.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how'd Y' all do this?

[JD Ryan]

It's a lemon cleanse. So, basically started. I do this.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should have a lemon in your.

[JD Ryan]

No, no.

[Bobo]

You don't do that every year. And when he first brought it up, I went, and I'll try for a couple. I didn't think, I'll do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You turn the fan off.

[JD Ryan]

So you just take one freshly squeezed lemon and then some maple syrup.

[John Clay Wolf]

Couple. DJ Prek. This sounds awfully white. Awfully white.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah. These honkies are crazy, man.

[Bobo]

Just Google it, man.

[Michael Turley]

It's not.

[Bobo]

We didn't make it up. Michael didn't make it up. Millions of videos of people doing it.

[JD Ryan]

Lots of water. It's basically six times a day. And you cleans your system out. And you also do a saltwater flush.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 pounds.

[Bobo]

Insulin, resets your HGH, your human growth hormone.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how long? 10 days. Yeah, 10 days. But what about food? Nothing.

[Michael Turley]

No food.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you do it?

[Bobo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit lying to me. Look at me, dude.

[Bobo]

Seriously.

[JD Ryan]

Dropped almost basically 18 pounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

18 pounds.

[JD Ryan]

Awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, yeah, so you gotta starve yourself for 10 days.

[Bobo]

You don't really start after about. After about 24 hours. You're not hungry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it just me, Bubba, or all these guys so high they can't even, like, put complete sentences together?

[Bobo]

I feel so. I feel like I got more energy. I'm sleeping better. It's weird. It's just the weirdest thing. You think you'd be lethargic and. But no opposite.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten days. Watermelons and. And strawberries.

[Bobo]

You won't do it, John, because you're. You're busy. You've got to make the lemonade stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've done it 15, 12 years ago.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't call it a lemonade cleanse, but it's just starving. With cayenne pepper and syrup.

[JD Ryan]

I remember.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you? I don't remember. Yeah, I remember. I don't think y' all made this stuff up.

[JD Ryan]

Are you sure you wouldn't make it up?

[Bobo]

We didn't make it up at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cayenne pepper, water. Lemon. Is this jug like. Yeah, like a homeless person?

[JD Ryan]

You can, but yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, what do black folk do? Because this is not. This is very white and crackery.

[DJ Pre K]

I don't know, man.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

I couldn't go a whole week without no chicken wings, man. You know, I might be able to, you know, maybe mix a little bit of bong water together every now and then, but that's about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to hear a ghetto diet, because you know, it exists. It's not this Ramen noodles and blunts.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Bobo]

Each of us had 20. Originally, there were five of us, so it was gonna be 100 bucks.

[JD Ryan]

But I don't even know if we want.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they not pay?

[Bobo]

No.

[JD Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why didn't they pay?

[JD Ryan]

I ain't gonna hold it to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't want to hold it to. What's their name, where they live, what's your Social Security number?

[JD Ryan]

It's Hoot and Big Aaron.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

So I guess you and I'll just split.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Big Aaron would have won.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I know he would have. I told him that.

[Bobo]

Totally would have won.

[John Clay Wolf]

He would. He would have lost £50. Oh, I know.

[Bobo]

Well, I don't know. If I lost 19. He would have lost 30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, who started in heat? Lasted a day, right?

[JD Ryan]

Not even.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just a few hours.

[JD Ryan]

From the start of business to the close of business, that was it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he got angry and like, you're throwing things.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I got angry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobo]

I missed that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

And the wife came in, brought him a whole chicken to eat. He could take it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's that dj. That sounds ghetto.

[JD Ryan]

Hell, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

That's a nice meal right there, baby.

[Bobo]

So that's why your lady comes in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Throws a half a chicken at your ass. Shut up.

[Bobo]

He didn't shut up. So that's it. That's. Sorry, Michael. Thank you. Hey, no, I'd be glad to lose, man, just for the, you know, much money I've spent over the years trying to lose weight, and this was cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Bobo]

If you added up what we. What we spent, it was nothing.

[JD Ryan]

It's all about a mindset now. Keep that mindset throughout the rest of the year.

[Bobo]

Right? That's great, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you.

[Bobo]

I feel. I feel fantastic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where's the donuts?

[Bobo]

Bring fruit. I brought a fruit trick.

[John Clay Wolf]

800.

[Bobo]

Now, we can't just go and eat anything. We have to start with some fruit.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning, Vegas, California, Houston, Baton Rouge, Oklahoma. Is Oklahoma on you? Yeah, they're on a date. Few stations don't pick up till nine. Corpus is on. Midlands on Dallas is on, of course. Our flagship station, 925K GPS. If you call in, if you want to sell us your car, you can go 800-800-7234. It's kind of like Pawn Stars where you throw it up on the counter. And I look at it and I smell it, and you look at it and you tell me why it's so great, and I tell you why. It's so bad. And then I give you a number, and you tell me a crybaby story. And then we settle in the middle on reality. But it is about reality. It's a reality show. The money. It's a reality show. We're going to put your car into reality mode, or we're going to. We'll tell you what the real market is. So what makes us different is we're on the high end of the real market.

[Bobo]

Sure. And if people have looked at maybe Kelley Blue Book or something like that, you may be artificially inflated, because as we know, Kelley Blue Book didn't write checks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you, John Claywolf, do you absolutely write chicks? We've got. We've got check printers in Houston, in Vegas, obviously, in Dallas. And when I say printers, I mean, like, machines.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That are in our offices. And we have Mission Control in Tarrant county, and it operates those printers. So. So we had a Porsche guy calls in with an 07 Porsche 911 Turbo last week, right after the show, I think, no miles, 3,000 miles. And we make a deal. And he's in Lafayette, Louisiana. He runs over to our Baton Rouge location. By the time he gets to the checks printed out, the truck's sitting there. Boom, boom, boom. But we print that check from Fort Worth.

[Michael Turley]

Outstanding.

[John Clay Wolf]

And same thing on the West Coast. The Internet made this possible. I'd like to thank the Internet for making this possible.

[Bobo]

I'd like Al Gore for.

[Michael Turley]

I'd like to thank Al Gore. Next to porn, this is like, one of the biggest, I think, innovations of the computer age.

[Bobo]

In the past, I believe porn drove the Internet.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Well, once they made it free, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Remember Persian Kitties Adult Links? That was. No, what was that?

[JD Ryan]

That was the first site.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was in college. That's not the first site, but that was in college. That was, you know, you have to mind. It was before the high speed came in. We're in dial up.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually called that guy.

[Michael Turley]

Did you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

A few years ago.

[Bobo]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Real Kitties Adult Links, man. That was the deal.

[Bobo]

That was the place.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[JD Ryan]

That was Adult Links.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was Netscape. That was Web Crawler. That was the centrifuge.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[JD Ryan]

And this was basically other links to other sites.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was the collaborator. Okay. And I called him. I'm like, hey, man, I just, for some reason, like, had a nostalgic moment, went to your site.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And because I had a number on there, this guy answered. Then I'm sure back. Back in the 90, 93 wasn't answering. No. I said, are you. How are you still in business? Well, we're doing pretty good. I said, having all this high speed video and all this other stuff, you know, really put a damper on. He said, yeah, times really changed in the online porn slinging industry.

[Bobo]

I just pulled it up. It's still there.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just links.

[Bobo]

Just links. How do you make any money with that?

[Caller/Listener]

I don.

[JD Ryan]

So. So for the lazy person, you go to him and he gives you a big selection.

[Bobo]

That's it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Claws and curiosity will get you anywhere. That's what it says here. Persian kitties, Adult links, purrs. Claws and curiosity will get you anywhere.

[JD Ryan]

I wonder what the first porn site was.

[John Clay Wolf]

Electric Blue and Playboy. I was there.

[JD Ryan]

No website.

[John Clay Wolf]

1982.

[Bobo]

Electric Blue. Good Saturday morning, everyone. Let's talk porn.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the satellite? That thing was on. It was like Galaxy 8, channel 24. So when your parents woke up in the morning and the satellite dish looked like it broke its back because it was flipped over backwards, pointing at the moon. They knew. They knew.

[Michael Turley]

Dial up Skynet69.

[John Clay Wolf]

HBO wasn't on that one.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Disney Channel sure as hell wasn't.

[Satan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that was a bust. My grandma busted me. She drugged me up, said, you see that satellite sitting out there in the field, boy? All flipped over backwards like it's broke. Why is that? She knew. She gave. She's busted my chops. I did not. Confess my grandma.

[Bobo]

Confess.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know what y' all are doing.

[Bobo]

You'll never get it out of me. Grandmother.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3. Put him on hold. DJ you. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Bobo]

Hi.

[Caller/Listener]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[DJ Pre K]

I was.

[Caller/Listener]

I was calling to see what kind of offer y' all might make for a car that I'm fixing or going to sell.

[John Clay Wolf]

We charge $25 per offer. Do you have a credit card? Would you like to put that on a Visa or MasterCard or Discover, too? Discover.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm not gonna pay you for an offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you want me to. You want me to bid your car and give you a quote, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, yeah. I was wondering. I thought y' all bought cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you wanting to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

What you would offer for it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to sell it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What is it?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a 2003 50th anniversary Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. How many miles?

[Caller/Listener]

74,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

4,000 miles. Okay, so when you don't pass the $25 service fee, then you have to shoot first. What. What's it take to buy it? You said you're working on it. Like, is it in parts? Is it in pieces?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I'm not working on it. It's in perfect shape.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

It's working on it. I said I was working on selling. It's a Texan term.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just thinking, you know, all these people being. Everybody's charging for everything and I'm running around working, giving free insurance to everybody. I think I should change my profile, man. I think I should start charging, pick up a pickup.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, I said, I said fixing. It's a Texas term. I'm without a job and I don't want to sell it, but I need the money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a title?

[Caller/Listener]

Do I have the title? Of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, I didn't know if you got the pinch in an old boobringer and it's down there. Title max for 800, you know. You know that happened. We see that, we see that people, man. I, I, I pulled a Porsche out of Hawk the other day.

[Bobo]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Guy?

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. That's rich. I know. Stuff changes. It's weird. Okay, anyway. An 03, is it convertible or hard top?

[Caller/Listener]

It's a hard top or the T top. The top that comes off. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Target. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You sound like a good old Texas boy. Yeah. Take off, hoser. Hey, I think it's, I think, I think it's a ten thousand dollar ride. It's got a clean car factor. I'm a buyer.

[Caller/Listener]

Offered that by three other people. Everybody's around 10 and 11. I was thinking we're around 15. Okay. No, you're right.

[Bobo]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Thank you, sir. See, I should have got the 25 bucks. 800. 800.

[Michael Turley]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm 25 bucks lighter than I was a minute ago.

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

Who you calling? I'm calling you. Don't fight about it.

Presented by givemetheven.com this is stupid.

[Michael Turley]

Why would you bring your dog to a bullfight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Who are we talking about? About the bees. Minute there. I don't know the context that it reminds me of this fight in high school. Walmstead, who you calling? A big James and Katie. An 09 Commander Overland with a buck 13 on it. Leather roof, Nav average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Say that again, I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your jeep average, rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What color is it? Green.

[Caller/Listener]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Silver. No, check engine lights. No dummy lights, no airbag no. No story. No dead grandmas, no Aunt Edna on the rack.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Caller/Listener]

Nothing I can tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, five grand.

[Michael Turley]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look, it's Overland. So, yeah, five grand, that's probably fine. Is it a Hemi?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a. Is it a Hemi?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it is. Five, seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah, it'll work.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you live.

[Michael Turley]

Katie?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, go to. Give me the V I N. Give me the vin.com. load it up, Lock and load. Rick will come over there with a check and pick it up. Do you have a payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's paid off. I've got the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, we'll knock it all down. Go ahead and take a picture of the front and back of the title. Pictures of the car all the way around. Take a picture of the instrument cluster showing the miles with it running. Go ahead and get that ready and. And we'll. So I'm skipping you through the checklist so we can be ready and get it done quick. All right, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio.

[Bobo]

Gas.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had a big week at the auction. That was fun. Almost 500 cars. We didn't hit 500 cars, but we got so close.

[Bobo]

That's still amazing. But you were a little nervous last Saturday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Freaking Trump.

[Bobo]

What do you mean? Why is it Trump's fault?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I don't know if you heard what he was saying this morning, but I. I was saying the same thing last week. I don't know if you heard me. That government shutdown.

[Bobo]

What about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Psychological.

[Bobo]

Of course it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You have soul hat psychological bone. That would be a good song to play right now. So it's. It's holding the market back, just in general.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just the idea of us not getting our tax returns right is making the dealers not stock up in case that happens.

[Bobo]

But they shouldn't because we are going to get our tax return.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, are we? Are we not? Well, do you have yours?

[Bobo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobo]

I haven't filed.

[JD Ryan]

You don't get it this quick, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

You ain't got the money till you got the money last time I checked. And.

[Bobo]

But, but, yeah, but do you not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Think it's going to get staggered out in time? No, because there was something like this about five years ago when the tax return showed up late.

[Bobo]

Well, why don't you just feed the friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of Obama is his fault. This is all Obama's fault.

[Michael Turley]

We're yet to see Bush's fault. If that's affected but there is, you're right a cautious tone right now. Especially in business. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It affects all markets not the end.

[Michael Turley]

Of the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drive by the restaurants are not as full. I mean the auction environment.

[Bobo]

So really think people are not going.

[John Clay Wolf]

To subconsciously because subconsciously it's not going not I don't want to go out and eat dinner. It is. There's a tighten up one loop. Okay. What if.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not hunker down but what if and when you're in what if mode you're going to tiptoe a little bit more. You're not going to walk us flat footed. And that's what I believe is happening.

[Bobo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when is the government shutdown over?

[Bobo]

Who knows. Okay. You could go on years 2000 going to but.

[Michael Turley]

Could be a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. What's the longest one we've ever had?

[Bobo]

I'll find out for you.

[JD Ryan]

21 days I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Was that five years ago and there.

[Michael Turley]

Were noticeable things about it working stand off with Obama. Yeah. When when you go to look at a weather forecast. You know weather.gov is not up the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Website Persian kitties adult links.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

22 days.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What year when 15, 14, 13.

[Bobo]

Bill Clinton in 1995 had a 21 day shutdown. Partial shutdown of the U.S. government has become the longest ever with no end in sight. This is retro from 95 Saturday it reached its 22nd day overtaking the previous record.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill is on opioids and shacked up with Monica Lewinsky. He's not been answering his brick phone.

[Bobo]

This is the longest one ever then. This is we're 22 days now which overtakes the previous record of 21 days in 1995. 96 under then President Bill Clinton. So Obama skates on this one.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the real quick And I hate to bore everyone but educate me.

[Bobo]

You come to the wrong guy. But okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who knows the business on this? What's really going on in a couple of sentences? I mean. Yeah. And what's it gonna take to knock it loose? Daniel07 Tacoma with a quarter million miles. Congratulations on your new car. Average, rougher clean.

[Caller/Listener]

Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rougher clean condition.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh it's. It's clean. It's got you know road scratches but that's it. That's about it. No, no tears or anything in the, in the seats. Seats have been well kept.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does three grand buy it, sir? Does three grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, absolutely not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's got 250,000 miles. What buys it?

[Caller/Listener]

I. I think the value to me would be somewhere around 8 to 9.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Daniel. Daniel. Don't take this wrong. And I. I don't know you, but I like you. And I'm really not this mean spirited, but I want to just go ahead and like let my id. Is that what you call it? That just talks?

[Bobo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're an effing. What the hell is wrong with you? I didn't. I didn't say it. What? What? What are you dumb? Did your mama raise a fool? Did you bump your head? Have you been. Look, I mean, you got your pants around your ankles and you're dreaming. What the hell's wrong? We'll be right back, man. Hundreds of TSA agents called in sick rather than work without pay during the shutdown.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

Now obviously, airline safety is important and we want these folks back.

Hit them up now. 800. 800 radio.

On the plus side, until they do come back, no tsa. And I get to bring a full sized mouthwash on the plane.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

So is there no airport security?

[Bobo]

There's airport security. TSA workers are still showing up. They're still working.

[Michael Turley]

But it's getting a little hard to show up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man. They always catch me. Always. Because my injury.

[Michael Turley]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

I cannot stand up straight and balance without touching something.

[Bobo]

Sure. And little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I have to crack my knees just to touch so I can balance. And when you're in that thing that goes around you.

[Bobo]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

So every single time they've got to take me out and give me the old probe.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobo]

Like Bobbo. You just bring things that are 12 ounces and expect to get through.

[Michael Turley]

Cologne.

[Bobo]

Cologne. You can't bring it on the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's more than three hours. Such a smart a.

[Bobo]

When it's only been 20 years.

[Michael Turley]

I was too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you know, I'm gonna touch your growing area. I said I pay extra for that.

[Bobo]

Yeah. I bet they love. They just love people that are funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when I get to the back, I said, listen, full insertion is the only way to go.

[Bobo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you dump me?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. And they said when I get to the back, right. Like, listen. Take it all the way.

[Bobo]

All the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the way. Don't. I'm lubed up. Don't hold back.

[Bobo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like Boston. Don't look bad.

[Bobo]

And I bet you get a big roars of laughter. They just so love funny people.

[John Clay Wolf]

But actually they'll take you off into the other room.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was gonna say if you're too funny. Literally.

[Michael Turley]

They want a free show really close to see in the little room.

[Bobo]

Why do you do that? Why would you do that?

[Michael Turley]

It just got, you know me, it just got a little under my skin.

[Bobo]

Because you tried to take a 1983 bottle of cologne. Hey, this is the airport.

[Michael Turley]

This is the only thing you got. I said, hey, that was 13 bucks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ken had a pistol.22 in his backpack. Throws it in there, checks it in, goes straight to the who's cow.

[Bobo]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to go to court.

[Bobo]

They don't play around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Had to go see a judge.

[Bobo]

Jimmy Johnson, Barry Switzerland, Barry Switzer. One of them tried that once.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obviously was outside of Oklahoma because they would have let him fly if he was there. 98 Ram 3500 with a buck and a half, four wheel drive. Brandon, is the paint still on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, the paint's still on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of them, the paint's not still on it, is it a lot of these 98 dodges, the paint is not still on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've still got the paint.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well good.

[Caller/Listener]

But it's still got the paint on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like what kind of Tenderlove and care? Like a paint job?

[Caller/Listener]

No, like a good wash and wax.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but when you do that, is the paint faded on the top and on the hood?

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually it's not okay, because there was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the worst paint ever in that year. Models of Dodges in Nissan's. Do you live in Oklahoma?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, add 5,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, now we're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a flatbed on it?

[Caller/Listener]

Not a flatbed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. Add 2,000. Now we're at 7,000. We started at zero, by the way. If you're Oklahoma with a flatbed, it's just zero because there's a good chance of a methamphetamine charge in this transaction. And then you got to set up for lawyer reserves. Is there a dead dog or sleepy dog? Is there a dog in the back? No dog that calls it home. Okay. Whiskey dents, heroin needles, cracked windshield.

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a crack windshield.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Beer bottles in the bed.

[Caller/Listener]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Beer bottles or cans in the bed?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, you know it. I'm from South Texas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Alrighty. So on a scale of 1 to 10, how nice is it? Again, we're talking about 150, 000 mile, 98 ram dually Cummins, four wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

That's right.

[Robert Gilbert]

Manual transmission.

[Caller/Listener]

And it's probably. It's a. I'd say one to ten. It's about a six and a half. Seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, then I will give, I don't know, seven, 8,000 for it.

[Caller/Listener]

Seven or eight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but better be nice if it's a rough old hoe. Just some old trailer trashy hoe. That's a whole different category.

[Caller/Listener]

No, man, it's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she have. Does she have a tattoo across her back on the bottom of a longhorn with band with a Texas bandana and a willy bandana hanging off either horn?

[Caller/Listener]

She wouldn't be no fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

We ought to back her up a couple of GS. Telling you, if this is just some old north side going out, you know, buckle bunny, rat, barrel race. Pos. That's. We're not giving eight, we're giving six. There's a difference. There's a difference. And you can't. Books don't know that. You know, when you're going through Kelly Blue Ball. When you go through nada, there's no, you know, barrel race package or methamphetamine package. So anyway, Brandon, here's what we do. Low in 6. High end 8. I will buy it for the high end if it's nice. I need to see pictures. Please take pictures. Go to. Give me the vi n.givemethevin.com. the system's gonna hit you lower than that. So say, I talked to John on the radio. He said eight. Here's the pictures. Need pictures of the driver's seat. I need pictures of the driver's seat. I need pictures of the steering wheel. I need pictures of the pedals. This shows if the car's all beat down a fat boy Jack's been driving and beat the hell out of it. You know I'm saying, right? Because we're doing this side unseen. This is virtual sex. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobo]

So, yes, it is still safe to fly. We're talking about that a minute ago, but people still get a little maybe juiced up when they go to the airport. I know you weren't drunk, were you, Papa?

[JD Ryan]

No.

[Bobo]

Okay. Because you start problems when you get drunk. A drunk woman at.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that supposed to mean?

[JD Ryan]

He just.

[Bobo]

Yeah. Really? A drunk woman at the Fort Lauderdale Hollywood Airport. Lost it. I love these videos at the JetBlue counter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you talking about? Nothing better than watching videos on the radio.

[Bobo]

No, no, no. We have the audio from it, though. And they decided, of course, that she may be a little too intoxicated to fly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn it. Who does that to a woman? Sounds like my ex wife. After. After I took her out to a nice dinner. Get me out of here.

[Bobo]

Don't you love this gun on me?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she say?

[JD Ryan]

I have a gun on me because I'm homeless.

[Bobo]

There you go. That's what you want to say at the most.

[John Clay Wolf]

Homeless people aren't packing these days. I thought that was back in the 80s.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, no, that's a very old fashioned thing.

[Bobo]

How do you. What do you think that's gonna get you at the airport?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, so when you're homeless and you're packing, do you shoot varmints so that you can eat Randy the chipmunk. Good morning. Come on over here.

[Bobo]

I hope not. That sounds disgusting. Yeah. Hey, buddy, what's up?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And that's what I always say when.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get the airport.

[Bobo]

Yeah, when you go to the airport.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Hey, man, that's for snakes and such, huh? Try that on them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to understand your life with homeless people.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, they're all right. You know, you gotta. You gotta know your way around them. You know, you gotta make friends.

[Bobo]

Are Y' all friends?

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Call in now if you want to sell your car or go to givemethevin.com. that does not go for you, Randy.

[Bobo]

Are you going for the same food or are you buddies?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, we're pretty much on different levels of the food. Let me tell you about street life.

[Bobo]

Street life, street life.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know you want to get up early, boy.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get out there, get them nuts while.

[Bobo]

You go sleeping in.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Get them up in the tree, you know, early. I mean, you know, you gotta break your back to make it in this world, but you also gotta make it a point.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

To check out every game in town.

[Bobo]

Every game. Oh, here we go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

We got this guy down here, Wheels, right? The Prince of Como.

[Bobo]

I got you the guy in a wheelchair.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah. And he's quick and he gets around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he packing heat?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I've seen him. I've seen him miles away.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Now, Wheels, here's the thing. You. You can be packing heat. If you're homeless, you generally can't afford ammunition. You know what I mean?

[Bobo]

Well, you wouldn't think so.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So if a homeless person ever shakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their piece at you, shakes the piece.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

At you, and they shake their piece at you always. Peace or firearm. Never. Gun, please.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, because we're men, aren't we?

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I got you.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Shake their peace at you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Don't worry, there's no bullets in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shaking means thank you, Randy, but be.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Nice I mean, be nice, you know. Oh, don't shoot me. Don't shoot me.

[Bobo]

Right, Right.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

They like that.

[Bobo]

They like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get out of here.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Just making friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quit on the high mark. If a homeless guy is pointing a gun at you, don't worry, there's no bullets in it. Sounds like pretty good, but it does makes good sense. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. John. Waco 08 Hummer H3, 130,000 miles. Does it have the little trim around the seats? Is it leather with seven? The luxury package. John and Waco, you there?

[Satan]

John?

[John Clay Wolf]

John. Waco. Waco. John. Thank you.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand on your Hummer. Five grand.

[Robert Gilbert]

Guys, I'm getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Hey, Bob. The New Year's resolution was to fix the gosh darn system. I'm not paying you another check until this is ordered.

[Michael Turley]

You mean the phone system?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Have won't approve the purchase. Well, I sent you a quote.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you until it's been a month. Either you quit, either this will Monday, you know that. You paycore ain't gonna hit you unless this is ordered. It's gonna be fixed. I will purchase. I will. But answer my questions. We'll get there in a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars and radio.

[Michael Turley]

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[John Clay Wolf]

It's the John Clay Wolf show.

[Michael Turley]

Starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown.

[John Clay Wolf]

And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo.

[Michael Turley]

Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Homeless man, line one. Eli. Good morning. Hallelujah.

[Robert Gilbert]

Hey, how you doing, John?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. So you're a homeless guy, but you've got a. Where are you talking to us from?

[Robert Gilbert]

Around Fort Worth, Dallas area.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, do you have a. Do you have a cell phone?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What are you listening to in a song?

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Robert Gilbert]

I do what, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

What radio are you listening to us on? You got your little radio right there?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yeah, yeah, I got. I Got solar power. I'm pretty smart.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I don't. I mean, what do you want me to bid on? Do you have a car?

[Robert Gilbert]

Oh, no, sir, I just want to comment about the homeless people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. This was for the homeless people. Go ahead, go ahead.

[Robert Gilbert]

You know, the cows are kind of bad right now, running around, and I've got them around me. The other night I had the incident when they're coming around and that. I got a dog too, and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. What is coming around the counties? Coyotes. Okay. What, are you in the country?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yeah, yeah, I'm in the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you a redneck homeless guy?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yeah. I mean, hey, I get a check, right? But still, the thing is that I've been here for two years. Nobody's messed with me, you know, because of my dog. Especially if I didn't have my dog ever since be gone.

[Bobo]

Are you just out in the middle of a field.

[Robert Gilbert]

Right? No, I'm off the highway, kind of hidden.

[Bobo]

Oh, okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm kind of believing it. So the coyotes have been bad? I have been hearing the coyotes lately. More than normal. Closer to town.

[JD Ryan]

Northern, north of Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's your message?

[Robert Gilbert]

You like down here? Here's the thing. New Year's night, there was a. You know, the fireworks and that, and they were, you know, the cows were moving around, they were spooked, right? Here I go, I look out, I let my dog out. He starts, you know, I got him on the chain because he's a runner. But I got up, I grabbed my flashlight, looked around, and there was this big, white, white, long haired, big ass dog or coyote or something. But I got a foot. I got footprints of it, you know, on my cell phone. I didn't catch him. But here's the thing. I got to get a. I'm gonna buy a rifle. A.22 long semi automatic, 20 rounds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Robert Gilbert]

You know, to protect myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to understand something. Yeah. Where do you. Where do you pick up your check and how much is your check for?

[Robert Gilbert]

771Amonth? Yes, sir. That's not much.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it's not, but. So you do. Are you really homeless? You just kind of. Are you just poor?

[Robert Gilbert]

Well, poor homeless. I mean, I live in a van, man, you know, Okay, I gotta, you know, warm my water up. I gotta cook, I gotta do all that. And the thing is, Don, I don't drink. I don't do heavy drugs, nothing like that. I hurt my leg a while back and I'm on pain pills now, but the doctor told Me, I couldn't smoke marijuana no more. And I'm trying to get legalized, you know, I mean, legal for me because I got glaucoma and skin cancer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why don't you move to another state with a disc? Legal.

[Robert Gilbert]

Well, the thing is, the van don't run.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right?

[Robert Gilbert]

I mean, there's a few things wrong with it. John, I was wondering if you could help me on that.

[Bobo]

I knew that's where we were going.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. JD Just won a bet for a hundred dollars.

[Bobo]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he would love to donate it. Love to donate it. So I'm gonna.

[Robert Gilbert]

Okay, well, you can send it. I'll give you my address.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What's your address? Everybody's just, you, you, you and hush. Go ahead.

[Robert Gilbert]

Okay, but see, I don't socialize. I know the street people, but I don't socialize with them because I know what they do. And being I'm 62 and I'm, you know, I'm old hippie.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your address?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, sir, what's your address?

[JD Ryan]

I'm over in the field off I20.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is your address?

[Robert Gilbert]

Can I do that over the radio, man, or what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, absolutely.

[Robert Gilbert]

Would I get no trouble?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Robert Gilbert]

4901 South Freeway, Fort Worth, TX 76115.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what's your name?

[Robert Gilbert]

Any kind of donations would help, John, what's your name?

[Caller/Listener]

Robert Gilbert.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gilbert. Okay. 4901 South Freeway.

[Robert Gilbert]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, any listeners out there that want to send Robert a little money? 4901 South Freeway, Fort Worth, TX 76115. So he can get his van running and get a.22 Long Rifle and some ammo to shoot off the coyotes. Robert, how long have you been. Why us? Why me? Why are you listening to me at all the things you have to do?

[Robert Gilbert]

I enjoy your show. I look forward to it every Saturday morning. You know, there's not much. There's not much to do down here. I don't have TV or nothing like that, but I do got solar power. You know, I got. You know, I invest my money wisely, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Well, I'll put your. I'll put your address. JD Put that address up on the Facebook show page so that people can send him some checks.

[Bobo]

I will do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. That was interesting, Mitch. Spring 13, challenger RT. With a roof, 47,000 miles. Does it have leather?

[Caller/Listener]

No leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Hemi, Pearl, Orange.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 inch wheels?

[Robert Gilbert]

20 inch wheels?

[John Clay Wolf]

Chrome sticker Automatic. What was that sticker?

[Caller/Listener]

Automatic, Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

No leather. 20s, no sunroof. Or does have a sunroof. Okay, so I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give. I'll give $15,000. If it's got a clean Carfax.

[Caller/Listener]

That's not quite enough, then I don't want it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I can't make a profit if I give more than that. Because I think it's gonna. I think I can sell it for 155 or 15 7. I got a detail and I've got to ship it. I've got to pay somebody a hundred dollars to handle your. And I got to make something at the end of it. I try to make 300 a car. So if I give you more than 15, I think I'm gonna lose. Well, just for the record, what does it take? Well, Carfax offered me 17, so I'm sorry, Carmax. Then it's got to have leather.

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, then, great. It's your lucky day. Take. Hang on, hang on. Take a picture of your Carmax offer letter. Go to givemetheven.com, load it in. If we don't beat it, then I will send you a check for a hundred dollars. That's something that we preach and we actually do. So if Carmax screwed up and overbid one, then I owe you a hundred. But if you don't get it to me and where I could see it, then I don't owe you a hundred. Cool. Eight hundred. Eight hundred, seven, two, three, four. Or go to give me the vin dot com. The thing with those Carmax deals, the reason I want them is because they saw something most the time that we didn't think about sight unseen. Sure, because the guy took 30 minutes, drove over there, waited an hour for their stuffy asses to get out and give him a number, and then in 30 minutes back. He's got two hours invested in that deal. I got 30 seconds. I want to see the pictures, see the offer letter. And then very rarely do I not beat it. Yeah, because I see a piece of something that makes it worth more that they didn't tell me on the radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. 12 Silverado LTZ with 100 on it. Kyle, what's it worth? It's a four door. Is it lifted or cloth?

[DJ Pre K]

What's that?

[JD Ryan]

I couldn't hear you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it lifted? Is it what? Lifted.

[Caller/Listener]

Lifted? No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I think it's worth 15, 16, 17 grand. I need to see pictures of it. Go to. Give me the vin.com. all right, Bob, I gotta get that fixed. I know. We've already communicated. We're clear. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, are you feeling fatter already since you started eating off your diet?

[JD Ryan]

No, but I am amused that the homeless guy gave his address while he's squatting on somebody's property.

[John Clay Wolf]

Basically, if you don't have a house.

[Bobo]

How do you have an address?

[John Clay Wolf]

There'll be. There will be somebody right now that will go by that address. Yes.

[Bobo]

4901 South Freeway, Fort Worth.

[John Clay Wolf]

76115. Did you post our Facebook?

[Bobo]

I'm doing it right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give him a 20, bill. I bet you anything some, especially some gun lover.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, the other thing that's amusing, he said, my dog's a runner. What dog wants to live with a homeless person? Get away. Let him go.

[Bobo]

He said, well, I'll let the dog out. You let him out of what?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's the good thing about dogs though, fellas. You know, they stick with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

They love you.

[Michael Turley]

That's loyalty, you know, Know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just need a good old loyal dog. Just like a woman. It's all I ever wanted was a woman that was half as good as the one my old man had on the side.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Bloods are run.

[Bobo]

It's too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got, DJ? Guess what? White, black, Latino or other is back.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's back.

[JD Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's back. It's back, it's back.

[JD Ryan]

Who says?

[John Clay Wolf]

I say. Just I've got a reason for saying.

[Bobo]

It, but I say, can you tell us about your reason? Okay, well, I can tell you about a story.

[DJ Pre K]

Rarely.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's been a change of position. A person that was very against it is no longer with the firm in the. In the radio side of things.

[Bobo]

No longer with the firm.

[JD Ryan]

When can we tell everybody we'll do it here? 10 o' clock hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, 10 o' clock hour.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ, you got to ride it. White, black, Latino, Rather. We can do it again.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, I got it. I was born ready, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get it.

[Bobo]

Well, rarely isn't it is attempted murder funny, but in this case, a fugitive wanted for attempted murder in Baltimore was arrested in Pennsylvania on Monday. Police. We have some audio to go with this. Police say they were helped by the fact that the suspect had a, well, kind of recognizable nickname.

[John Clay Wolf]

It appears that a 21 year old Baltimore man known by the alias Doo Doo Butt was arrested for a road rage style shooting Ward AKA Was wanted. I gotta hear it again. Listen to the straight read of the reporter. It appears that a 21 year old Baltimore man known by the alias Doo Doo Butt was arrested for a road rage style shooting ward, AKA Doo Doo Butt was wanted for first degree murder and was arrested in Pennsylvania on a Maryland warrant. No word on how he got that alias.

[Bobo]

And he did it with a straight face.

[Michael Turley]

I know how I got that alias.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I don't want to know.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's obvious.

[John Clay Wolf]

Obvious.

[Bobo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yo, Doo Doo Butt.

[Bobo]

Yo.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you do, Butt? Okay, dj, we'll start it right now. DJ Prek. Oh yeah, DJ Prek. Quick, he's on the phone. You gotta turn him on, Mike.

[JD Ryan]

He's on.

[DJ Pre K]

What's cracking?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, did you hear the last news story?

[DJ Pre K]

No, no, I didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen real quick. Just listen to the. We'll just play the first part of it.

[JD Ryan]

Let me get back to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to know what a 21 year old Baltimore man known by the alias Dooo Butt was arrested for a road rage style shooting war, AKA Doodoo Butt was wanted for white, black, Latino or other.

[DJ Pre K]

That's got to be a project name, man. Doo Doo Butt.

[JD Ryan]

Doo Butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Come on now, man.

[JD Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's only some. That. What the hell? Everybody's lost the hood out of me, bro. We're gonna come back with the answers to this and more after these messages from our sponsors.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

All right, I'm lubed up.

[Michael Turley]

Bring out the dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-ROAD.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all ladies call in. Y' all can win my love.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Well, I've been watching you stare at the floor.

[Bobo]

What is this?

[John Clay Wolf]

That guy's got. Oh, Randy Rogers.

[Bobo]

Randy Rogers. What got us in this mood?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, it's just. I mean, Southern rock, red dirt country, good old. I mean, you know, chicken fried steak different because it's served in a diner or a soul food cafe. No, it's all same thing, Billy Boss. Turn it up, Turley. We'll just jam out to country all morning, cuz.

[JD Ryan]

California and Vegas loves it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to go to Honky.

[Bobo]

Seriously, this is. Okay, I'm having a flashback here.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Bobo]

Did I wake up in the 90s? Let's see, we have Randy Rogers on the radio. We have a government shutdown. The Cowboys are in the playoffs and gas is under two bucks. Okay. Welcome to 1996, folks. The John Clay Wolf Show. Seriously?

[John Clay Wolf]

That means I'd have to be married to my Ex wife. And I'll take a pass. El Paso on that one.

[Michael Turley]

That's what I listen to when I'm setting up my new Zebco boys.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what? It's weird. I kind of get along with her now. Just kind of.

[Bobo]

Yeah, it's coming around.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kinda.

[Bobo]

It comes around, but it kind of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Takes the fun out of life.

[Bobo]

You want you. You love the challenge. I know you. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was just so. I was so content hating her.

[Bobo]

You love the drama.

[Michael Turley]

That's so you, though. Yeah. Every time you make a friend, you lose an enemy, don't you?

[Satan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That's just too bad. It's just too bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a very good line, Bob. I've never heard that.

[Michael Turley]

Well, thanks very much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time you make a friend, you lose an enemy. I like enemies. They keep me motivated. Right. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[JD Ryan]

I love how this music makes you a little more country. John Does It.

[Bobo]

This is man Press jeans time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got my dip in.

[Bobo]

You put your leg in the jeans? First time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, I grew up. I mean, I did city mouse, country mouse.

[Michael Turley]

Did you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Mom, Fort Worth socialite. Then she moved up to Greenwich, Connecticut, Aspen, Colorado. I mean, that was the top of. The tip of the top of that lifestyle. Yes. And then dad, I mean, he's cowboy.

[Bobo]

Cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean, cowboy.

[Michael Turley]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I mean, he won't even like, come into town to, like, see the kids.

[Bobo]

Don't even come into town. He don't come to town.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So I did both so much. I'm no hybrid. I DJ Pre K. I know how you feel.

[JD Ryan]

Half black, half white, half redneck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, half redneck, half, half, Half prep.

[DJ Pre K]

It's a conflict, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, you know, have country club, have country. Went to Joshua School for any. Any time in your life. And smu. That's. That's confusing.

[Bobo]

Well, that is confused.

[John Clay Wolf]

Confused.

[Bobo]

I never really thought about that. But yeah, that's two ends of the spectrum.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely. So, yeah, I've got plenty of country. Sitting down on that tractor, bailing that hay. I remember getting drunk with a hay baler. And he went and told my grandmother.

[Bobo]

You mean you get drunk with a hay baler?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, like, it wasn't like me, like, having a weird fetish with a piece of iron. Not, not, not the. Not the accessory that drags behind the track. Okay, but old WT Youngblood, he was an alcoholic, you know, and we'd hire him to. He'd come cut the hay and bail it for 25 of the load of the Catch.

[Bobo]

Gotcha. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he always kept a little cooler under his tractor seat.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we were sitting out under the tree at lunch and I got into that cooler and had a few beers and. And he would come up and sit on at the headquarters of the ranch and sit in my grandmother's bar and BS with her a little bit. And he told on me.

[Bobo]

How old were you?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's seven. Eight. I wonder why.

[Bobo]

Why are you seven?

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't need to go narc out.

[Bobo]

To your grandma, right? Maybe I should tell them. You drinking while you're driving that pizza equipment?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And then. And then they start asking you questions about things they know the answers to.

[Bobo]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, and. And that's not cool. Hey, have you ever had any beer? No. You've your lied. No. You know, I mean, they start baiting you.

[Bobo]

Come on down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Come on down. Like a deposition, right? Wow. Jose. Jose.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The good thing about your 99 Yukon is the radio still works. It sounds like 83,000 miles old, body style, two wheel drive leather. If you're Jose. Are you a Mexican American man?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Then that means that you're Catholic. Is that true?

[DJ Pre K]

I am.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so you're not big on birth control. So you have big families or families around you, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Actually, I don't. I've been married for nine years and I don't have any kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but brothers and sisters, somebody carried the load.

[Caller/Listener]

Grandma, grandpa, they had a nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, so that answers that question. So you start. You start water falling off of that. We've got, you know, 50, 50 people to give this car to, right? Give it to one of your nieces or nephews or seconds once removed, that's, you know, his third cousin of her, Quintanilla or something. You're better off doing that than selling it to me because that body style is not very. It's got good miles on it, but nobody wants it. I mean, I'll give you two grand for it. I'll give you two grand for it. And you're gonna tell me I'm stupid?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, would you be willing to go 2500? We got a deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, I'm really worried about your family sense of being. Why don't have more, more a bigger soul in you than that? Why would you sell out your nephew for 2500 for two grand?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, well, see the difference is all my family lived in Mexico, okay? The only people that are in my family live in El Paso and I live in Houston. You know, Baytown So it'd be kind of hard for me to drive it down there, give it to them, and then how am I gonna drive back?

[John Clay Wolf]

But can't.

[Michael Turley]

I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, Southwest flies from El Paso to Houston for 200 bucks. Tell somebody, come get a ticket. I'll buy the car for two grand. If it's nice, go to, give me the vin, pick it up. But I want you to feel guilty about it because you have a niece or a nephew in El Paso that would really, really. You could give it to three of them. They're used to riding around in groups. All right. We're doing the Lord's work here this morning. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

May I interject?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

That niece or nephew, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

They are, in this case, your competition. What are you doing? What are you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't want that. That car has no market desirability. It won't make any money.

[Michael Turley]

You're making an excuse. Okay, okay.

[Bobo]

John's being a good guy.

[Michael Turley]

Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm pointing out we got a slug here. That's a good one. It's got 80,000 miles. It'll make it forever. Somebody that really needs train. See, 500 cars are crap. People want to buy 500 cars for this or that, but they cost 500 to keep running every three weeks. But that car will keep running for four years. Yeah, but the desirability on it's real low. It's kind of like a Ford Taurus.

[Bobo]

You're not going to make him a lot of money on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not going to make any money.

[Bobo]

But his family could use.

[John Clay Wolf]

Enjoy. Yeah, so I'm trying to be good guy. It's my New Year's resolution to get you to get the damn Gner fixed and to get those Mexicans driving deep. We'll be back in just a minute.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

This is a different version.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Different voices, different vers. This is from the Death Proof. Yeah. This is the same person that sang it.

[Michael Turley]

That's chick habit. You say chick habit.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's it is. It is. It is. It's just a different cut of it. A different one. It's all good.

[Michael Turley]

No, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

This was from the movie Death Proof, Right? Kurt Russell, Austin, Texas. Quentin Tarantino. Cool. They did this stupid cool. What do you call it? Box grinder movie or a grindhouse? Grindhouse movie. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is awesome. Have you ever seen it? Jungle Jane in Austin, Texas. Yeah, Radio disc jockey that was he killing him.

[Bobo]

So what's the title?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Name of the movie. Death Proof.

[Bobo]

I'm going to go watch it.

[Michael Turley]

Tarantino's Death Proof. Kurt Russell does an impersonation of John Wayne in that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, when's the next QT movie coming out?

[Michael Turley]

June or July, summer this year. The. The Manson family movie. Oh, it's gonna be now. It's not about the Manson family. It's about a couple of down and out actors, Brad Pitt and Leo DiCaprio trying to make a buck in Hollywood while the Manson murders are going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm not gonna overdo this but on the outro of that last segment I said something that came out the way. I didn't like the way it sounded when I, I heard myself say it. And I would have dumped it if I could have but I was serious about talking to that guy about his family because these people, everybody wants a good car for their kids or their niece or nephew. And I was trying to point one out. That is the right one, right. It's not going to make them popular. It's not the newest thing in the world, but it's that 355,3 engine in Chevy with the transmission. I think It's a turbo 400 or something in the rear end. The running gear on that pickup truck. Tahoe Suburban, 300, 000 miles.

[Bobo]

Jesus. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Air conditioner makes it forever. Everything stays together, easy to maintain, easy to work on. Good gas mileage, you know, big, safe, lots of metal. It's just. It's a good car to pass down to somebody. Yeah, I mean that or a Volvo.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I agree with you. I've given away a few cars myself. I mean we all have. That's sometimes that's the best intrinsic value for somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Cowboys. No, no, no. The Eagles played the Bears last week.

[Bobo]

The Eagles played the Bears.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Beagles played the Bears. And the kicker at the end when icing goes right. So they iced the.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, parky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they iced the Bears kicker. He made it. You know they called the timeout, right?

[Bobo]

Makes it the first time he made.

[John Clay Wolf]

It and then on the second one he missed it and he lost the game and the Eagles advanced to the playoffs. And you said that there's a funny version of a foreign broadcast.

[JD Ryan]

Broadcast of the call the Miss.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to hear this.

[Bobo]

There ain't never been a Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nicola victoria. No seor.

[Bobo]

No seor.

[Caller/Listener]

Chicago. Chicago.

[Michael Turley]

No.

[JD Ryan]

That's insane. I love that broadcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, will you save that as a drop? So when I get to arguing with somebody about their car, you just play that.

[JD Ryan]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Two steps ahead of you, babe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin, a 12 escape with 110 on it. Leather, cloth. Austin in Oklahoma, a 12 escape with 110 on It. Is it leather or cloth?

[Robert Gilbert]

That's me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three grand. All right, go to. Give me the VIN dot com. Load it up, we'll buy it. Brenham, Texas. 17 Highlander with 25,000 miles, leather roof. Does it have the big. Does it have the big panoramic sunroof?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no, I just got the small one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Silver.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking 28,000. I need. Nah, 27. I need to. Is it limited?

[Caller/Listener]

It's not the Limited, but it's got the running board and it's got the 223C configuration.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. Go to givemetheven.com, put in your license plate or your VIN number, push go, and my computer will bid it. Take the high end of the. Of the bid. It gives you a $2,000 range. Take the high end of it. If it's got a clean fax, that's what I'll pay. And that goes for me. Anybody that doesn't want to call into the show, you can just go to givemetheven.com and load it up and you get an offer in seconds. It literally takes 60 seconds to do it. Psyched for some Cowboys football. Paul.

[Robert Gilbert]

Hi, buddy.

[Caller/Listener]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

What time's the kick? This is it. 7:15 tonight.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. Or ish.

[Robert Gilbert]

What's happening?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

7:15. What's gonna what now? Is that Texas time or LA Central Central Central. Okay, what's the odds on this game this evening?

[JD Ryan]

The Rams are favored by seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's quite a bit.

[JD Ryan]

Yep. I'd take the under, Paul.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to bet? Yeah. See, he's all screwed up.

[JD Ryan]

He's drinking already. He's. He's pre gaming.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hard to drink all day when you don't start in the morning.

[JD Ryan]

Did you go to the game last.

[John Clay Wolf]

Week, by the way?

[JD Ryan]

Cowboys game?

[John Clay Wolf]

I did.

[JD Ryan]

Enjoyed it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Playoff game very much.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. That's pretty cool, isn't it? In that atmosphere was probably the loudest. I think that stadium's been in a long.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was so different. Yeah, it was so different. The. The noise level was awesome. So then next week's game, when we win tonight and we go to the next one to play the Eagles, because there's so much love hate there, there's no love. There's a lot of hate.

[JD Ryan]

This is the predictions here by John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where will that contest stadium that will be?

[JD Ryan]

Yes.

[Bobo]

Really? For sure.

[JD Ryan]

For sure.

[Bobo]

And it will for sure be Philadelphia. How do you know that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I just know these things.

[JD Ryan]

He's saying the Eagles are going to beat the Saints. To all our New Orleans fan listeners out there, they're not enjoying that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well then let me. Let me take some this back. I have some Eagles friends and they're obnoxious and I would like for them to come down so we can yell at each other at the. During the game. And that's really what it's about. I. The Saints. The Saints. The Saints. The Saints, by the book, in any common sense thinking should beat the Eagles.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

They're favored by eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to tell you the same thing goes if your common sense approach and no love, no heart, you're going to go with the Rams, are you? Yeah. Hope and love Cowboys.

[Bobo]

Yeah. Okay. Hope and love Cowboys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hope and love. Peace and love. Peace and love. Dak attack. Zach, Zeke, whatever. You know all that. Can anything happen? Absolutely.

[Bobo]

Any given Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we gonna get beat? Probably.

[Bobo]

No putting that out there. What's wrong with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll tell you why. We're not even supposed to be here. I know.

[Bobo]

That's what makes it better. It's a Cinderella story.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is. But at the end, the clock strikes 12 and party's over. And I just think that we've had our.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, one more week.

[Satan]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

Because the Saints will probably win and then they Cowboys have to play the Saints in New Orleans. That's done.

[Bobo]

Okay, so how many more rounds of this stuff do we go through today? And then what? This stuff?

[John Clay Wolf]

Today's a game. It's a quarterfinal. Next week's a semifinal. We have a thing called the super bowl and like lady Michael Jackson. Come and sing.

[Bobo]

One more round after this then. Okay. This thing, this thing we going through.

[JD Ryan]

Big sports fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, who. Who are the. I'll tell you the. My favorite, not favorite, but who. Who just keeps. Who's really better than what They've been recognized as are the Colts. So who are they playing?

[JD Ryan]

They're playing Kansas City. That's the first game today at 3:35 central time. They're favored by five and a half. Supposed to be cold, rainy, maybe snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kansas City can't seem to keep it together. They're so fun to watch. They've got that stripper factor. They're great in one light and they're not out in the parking lot.

[Bobo]

Yeah. Which team shows up?

[John Clay Wolf]

You never know. 800-800-7234.

[Bobo]

Had a little bit of that going in the past.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio the good thing and knock on something and I'm sure I'm going to screw this up and jinx it. One thing I don't miss about Tony Romo and yes, Romero, I see you there. Come on, Romero, Romo, everybody. Tony Romo's dad, he. He drives for. Give me the vin now.

[Bobo]

Yeah, he does.

[John Clay Wolf]

One thing, Romero, one thing I do enjoy about Dak is we don't have the heart crushing interception factor that your son brought to us for years and years.

[Michael Turley]

Jeez, you admit it. No, statistically I understand, okay.

[Bobo]

No, you're trying to defend him.

[Michael Turley]

If you throw the ball. Yeah, I honor I 50 times.

[Bobo]

That's not the point.

[Michael Turley]

You're going to have two or three misses point.

[Bobo]

It's always the critical time, but it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was always the clutch. It was always in the red zone. As always. He lets us down with an int and I'm just. I'm glad that's been good for my heart.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, I welcome. I even cherish your assessment of this. Unfortunately, you are not a quarterback, father, and I am.

[Bobo]

Yeah, right.

[Michael Turley]

And I can tell you this is only statistically the way things happened. Also, Antonio as a young man was accursed by a voodoo queen.

[Bobo]

By a voodoo queen. I didn't know that.

[Michael Turley]

Marie Laveau from the New Orleans. Her name was Marie Crosby.

[Bobo]

Marie Crosby?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, Marie Crosby.

[Bobo]

So why would this Marie Crosby curse your son Tony Romo? A potion.

[Michael Turley]

Jace from a squeeze. A squeeze of the lemon.

[Bobo]

Squeeze of lemon?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, on the cayenne pepper.

[Bobo]

It sounds like a cleanse I've been through.

[Michael Turley]

Mrs. Burworth.

[Bobo]

Mrs.

[Michael Turley]

Butter Flavored Maple syrup.

[John Clay Wolf]

I understand there was an office bed here and Everybody did this 10 day fast thing. Who could lose the most weight. They drank water, lemon juice, cayenne pepper and syrup for 10 days, right? JD lost 18 pounds, Turley lost 18 pounds, Lieutenant Dan lost 11. And the other two people fell out in anger and didn't make them to the finish line.

[Michael Turley]

I know nothing of this, but I tell you this, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

When I'm telling yourself.

[Michael Turley]

See this Mari Crosby in a swimsuit competition, right? He's the judge. He's the new quarterback for the Dallas Vaqueros. He did not choose her. And this make a her inflamer. You know about the female.

[Bobo]

She got mad because she didn't win.

[Michael Turley]

And she mega these posts and she slipped to him like a Mickey.

[Bobo]

That you say Mickey.

[Michael Turley]

And he lost 14 pounds.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And he's a throwing gun.

[JD Ryan]

His arms.

[Michael Turley]

And this, this was cause of 17 of 21 passes. He had 12 interceptions on that week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It was a tough week.

[Bobo]

A week.

[Michael Turley]

But you know when you play the game.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You don't play four today. No play for the Kyrie year.

[JD Ryan]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

On that day as well. You know he also. When he found out about the potion.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He threw. Ms. Crosby. Oh, no.

[Bobo]

Picture.

[Michael Turley]

37 yards, 37 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Tony Romo's dad, Lee 13 Nissan Titan Pro 4x100,000 mile. Four wheel drive. Cloth or leather?

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Robert Gilbert]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's white. Arctic white.

[John Clay Wolf]

With a hundred on. I'm a 15 grand buyer on a hundred thousand mile Nissan Titan and I will tell you guys, the amount of rebates that Nissan has put on these cars is ridiculous. It screwed up the values. They've rent way too many into the commercial world. The Hertz and everything. I mean they're making, they're doing the same thing Chrysler did. They screwing up the brand and they're screwing up their resale and screw up their customers.

[Bobo]

Why would they do that? They know in the long run that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not gonna win because they're chasing today's quarters. Quarters. Quarters. We got to hit the quarter. We got to hit the quarter. We got to hit the quarter. But they're throwing interceptions like Tony Roma did. Lots of action, Jeff. And Baton Rouge, a 15 foot Focus with 31 with leather. Just go to givemetheven.com and load that up for me, will you?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I've done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What it say?

[Caller/Listener]

It told me 5189-71.94.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry, I can't hear what you said.

[John Clay Wolf]

What does it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Carmax offered me 8,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, take a picture. Carmax offer. Send it to us. If we don't beat it, I'll send you a check for a hundred bucks. Bam. Okay, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars in the air.

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

Are you a prostitute or a junkie?

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

Oh, I'm not gonna finish it now.

John Clay Wolf.

I need to see Eric Clapton for he croaks yeah. Next time he comes, tell him to know we'll go.

[Michael Turley]

You know, he released a Christmas album last year that was really pretty hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah?

[Michael Turley]

Did you get around it at all? Pretty. Really pretty hip, man. Probably my second favorite Christmas album ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen him?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

In. In a console. Any Eric Clapton, DJ Prek.

[JD Ryan]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you think about the auction last week, man?

[DJ Pre K]

It was popping, dog. We had show girls out there. We had, you know, hot wings, all that stuff, man.

[Bobo]

What was it with my Vegas show girls? I saw that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was our anniversary party. Our first year at the Mannheim. Dallas. Yeah. And we broke the record again. I know we're starting to sound like the Patriots, but it's kind of true. We sold 480 something.

[Bobo]

The numbers are staggering. If you could see that many cars, you know, in one picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you could see my bank account, I bet you. And see the sweat rolling off my brow. Somebody's got to pay for this stuff.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I know. You were nervous last weekend. You were like, I'm getting to think about this now. I'm gonna.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah. I mean, we have three people in cash control. And me, I'm talking to them like every 30 minutes. Okay, you guys got this. Where are we? You know, having to forecast as it goes on the days. No, no, no, no. Coming up to.

[Michael Turley]

Whoa, whoa.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you have a thousand cars. I mean, we were stretching the old rubber band.

[JD Ryan]

And we continue buying, too, during it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, we've got like another thousand.

[Bobo]

I remember, man, it just. What? Didn't seem that long ago. This was four people. It was you and Michael, Turley and Bobo. And, you know, Connie. Connie, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was popping and it was cool. And we had both lanes running. All the cars looked great. Everything, you know, we ran for three and a half hours on both sides. Sold almost 500 rigs. It was cool.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But the market wasn't what I was expecting it to be. It wasn't. And I'm telling you, I think it's the government shutdown. I think it's got everybody pulled back right now. Right now. Should be moving. The market should change right now. Just a tick. And it really didn't.

[Bobo]

You mean annually? It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. It's a seasonal thing, like an old ski bump scene. It should be snowing right about now. And it's not snowing quite yet. But it was. It was. It will Fun. Turley, you haven't even been out there since we've gotten into all this.

[JD Ryan]

The second lane. No, I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah. And I was wanting to go, but I couldn't just work it out to get out there. But it. I. I mean, I just to say kudos to everybody that was involved in it because just watching it from online show, amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[JD Ryan]

Yes. Oh yeah, really. You could see the showgirl coming in now.

[Bobo]

I came up here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

I mean the flow, everything about it was awesome. And the nice thing too is you see the big screens in the background. And I know Bob O runs one of them and he's got this girl that just pops up every time, really. The car sells and she does a little twirl and dance. I mean, it's. It's like going to a show, like a real show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, the idea of the video screens are like 10 by 20. And I thought at the hockey game, at the basketball game, really, the Jerry Tron. Sure. All that imaging that goes on between. I was like, why don't we do it? So we have two producers, DJ and Bobbo, run production on either one of those boards. And they're keeping up with the run list and the VIN numbers in the customer pictures that we get when we buy the. Give me the VIN car.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And a lot of people won't take the pictures.

[Bobo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but a lot of them will. And so there's a lot of. There's a lot of work. How long does it take you to prep for an auction bomb?

[Michael Turley]

Ah, it's probably a three hour deal, but there's a lot of infrastructure there. Hannah, you know, our IT guru in training, puts together the list, synchronizes the VIN numbers with the proper photos. We go through lists. There are two different lists, one for each lane. Preki and I take a bunch of photos and we get a run list of the cars by number on each lane respectively, and tie those photos to those VIN numbers and get them ready.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then jd, like, he has this radio station, this online radio station called the Grapevine, kvgr. And we stream the audio off of that and he creates a playlist for us to play over those speakers during that time. And right before it's showtime, he does a voiceover that's pre recorded. And then on the boards it has a countdown that's synchronized. I mean production. I really felt like I was walking into a cocktail party on Wednesday morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

It had that vibe.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, I'll take a tankering tonic with two lines.

[Michael Turley]

They're beginning. They're beginning to gather early for you too, if you notice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's not just me, it's the whole thing, you know, and then I get up and give the old, you know, Focker speech, and. And it's just really cool. And then the timing comes down. It's. It's. It's neat when everybody does their job.

[Bobo]

That part. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Norman and Sean and Brandy, and they're in there just working their ass off, and all the guys out on the lot, you got to get all these. I mean, you got 600 cars. I mean, how many times a year do you got. Your car won't start.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. So think about all the crisis going on.

[Michael Turley]

700 of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. To. To get all this stuff set up and running. Right. And then bringing the cars in an order, and all the simulcast buyers from all over the country, if it's out of order, it screws them up. There's a lot going on. It's amazing.

[JD Ryan]

There is no show like that anywhere, any auction anywhere in the country like that.

[Michael Turley]

Do you ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took my old boy Bob Holland's head. I love him. He's my mentor. He taught me so much. He still does today. But I was watching them five, six years ago up in Pennsylvania, and I'm like, this guy is a cut above. I mean, a huge cut above. He's still a cut above us, is the truth. But. But I was like his theatrics. We. We went further than he did as.

[Bobo]

Far as the theater.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a concert promoter.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to own a bar. I used to manage bands. So I've got more of that in me. We built a ball bar out there this past week.

[Bobo]

God, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's gorgeous. I don't know if you saw it.

[Bobo]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've carpeted in front of it. I mean, we're. And I'm gonna put in some crystal chandeliers and. And then carpet the backside of it and do couches like a Vegas nightclub.

[Bobo]

I should come out and do a video of that when you get it all set.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting close. It's getting. We've spent a lot of money in there, Ray. Good morning. You're on the air.

[Michael Turley]

Consider a third lane.

[Satan]

Stop.

[Bobo]

It just stopped.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, I wanted to tell y', all, man. I listen to y' all every Saturday morning from Amarillo, Texas area.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

From the 95. 7, the Armadillo radio station. And I tell you what, man, Some of the stuff y' all talk about, y' all kick ass and y' all keep rocking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Right?

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, my daughter, when she hears yalls commercials, give me that VIN number you show Them and she's like, I stop her right there every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, go, go to the, go to the website. Go the website and click merch and send them a note and tell them to send you a T shirt for free. Go to John Claywolf dot com. We'll get your T shirt. I appreciate it.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, his daughter needs a.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, not for his daughter, for him.

[JD Ryan]

For a T shirt. Yeah, that'd be great.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's so fun connecting with all these people in all these markets on Saturday morning because it's a lot of guys just like us and a lot of them get out of the house. Hey, honey, we'll be back. Go to the store. They might go by the convenience store and grab a sixer. And they hang out in their part in the parking lots. I talked to so many of them and they're parked in parking lots.

[Bobo]

Where?

[John Clay Wolf]

All over, really. In their cars, hiding from their wives, listening to us. We are Saturday morning cartoons for men from 25 to 65.

[Michael Turley]

It's the pastime. And probably we keep them out of trouble because you know what guys get up to when they've got nothing to do. Right. Did you see the, the video about the guys cutting down the tree? No, it's so you can get it from the audio. But I, I don't want to tell you exactly how it ends, but when you hear a certain loud sound like, I'll tell you what that was because my, my favorite video this week by far.

[John Clay Wolf]

All righty.

[Satan]

So we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm in Arkansas with my brother in law. Got this tree right next to the house right here. Been dropping limbs on top of the house. And so Terry said, hold my beer. I'm gonna cut this thing down.

[Caller/Listener]

So let's see what happens. I better get far enough away.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me get into the safety zone here. Safety. Somebody's got to survive this.

[Caller/Listener]

So we have the story to tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Now if Yolanda was here, she may not approve. It's a wife, but she ain't here. So this is my only warning. Terry, don't do it. Don't do it. Hey, yeah, let's do it.

[Michael Turley]

Terry's is cutting away, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Terry, Terry, Terry, Terry.

[Michael Turley]

It's coming down.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's coming, it's coming.

[Bobo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Right into the house.

[Michael Turley]

Right on top of his pickup truck.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Michael Turley]

And this is a big tree. I mean this is a. This is a 70, 80 footer tree.

[Bobo]

Explain that.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've seen Jordan 03. Tundra Is it a crew cab or extended cab.

[Caller/Listener]

It's the access cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher, clean.

[Caller/Listener]

It is cleaner than whistle and it's.

[John Clay Wolf]

90,000 miles on oh, three is five grand. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

No sir, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The six grand buy it. No sir, it's gonna have to be a four door to go past that number with those miles I think. What's it take?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, I'd really have to be around 85.

[John Clay Wolf]

Send me pictures. Let me fall in love with it. If it's stupid nice, I, I don't know if I'll go to 85 but I might go to 8.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we get into these older cars with my, you know, it's just all about condition, man. I mean absolutely. The newer ones like the three year old stuff, you hear me bid so fast I don't think twice about it. It hadn't had time to get all screwed up in most cases. But these older ones, you know, there's just a difference between a nice one, a normal one and a rough one. And each segment is thousands of dollars. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and give us some pictures. Let's fall in love with it. Send me some nudes.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. Send me some news. Here's the same thing again. An O5 Lariat with 90 crew cab mike. I mean when I hear Odessa, Texas the first thing I think is oil field roads and rough life. So is it? Go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

It's not rough. I bought it for my brother in law with low mileage and I've had it for, I got it in 2012 with 40,000 miles on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm a police officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. That's if you said anything oil related. I was like whatever. I think again, I think we've got a eight thousand, maybe nine thousand dollar truck.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay. I was looking more like ten for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 96. It's 13 years old and that's.

[Caller/Listener]

I know it's low mileage, it's good.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just, it's not 130. Again, same story I told the last guy. Take some pictures. Let me fall in love with it.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I've got a feel for these things. When I see the pictures is when I know. I read the Carfax report and I see the pictures, then my gut tells me if I can go crazy deep in 1 and 10 would be crazy deep in 05. I mean average MMR on that thing is probably 7800 bucks.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. 800, 800. 723-4. Member go to give me the vi n give in dot com. We pay more for the nice ones. Yeah, I mean, that's obvious. Yeah, I mean, we just. We. We gave. There was a great Porsche last week. I gave 10,000 over MMR4.

[Bobo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, it was an 07 with 3,000 miles.

[Bobo]

Oh, okay. Turbo just perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a unicorn. A drop tine unicorn is what I. I called it. Original owner, There was a 97, 993 Porsche. Same thing. We had a McLaren. Same thing. I mean, when you got the nice ones, we got that white. White rolls that we're selling a race this week with the suicide doors. It's $220,000 or I'm sure it won't bring that. But anyway, we'll be right back.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

All right, I'm lubed up.

[Michael Turley]

Bring out the dancers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-ROAD.

[DJ Pre K]

Y' all ladies call in. Y' all can win my love, okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's okay.

Now, John Clay Wolf.

Dyslexia is tough turn. You fight through it like a champ.

[JD Ryan]

Two, not our three. That was the wrong one there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's okay. We played it twice. Randy Rogers appreciates it.

[Bobo]

He does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob homeless man from earlier that lives in a van with a dog and needs a gun. And the coyotes are bothering him. What's up?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yeah, man. I just want to appreciate you, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

[Robert Gilbert]

You know, they're humanity, man.

[Caller/Listener]

There's some good people out here. You know what happened?

[Robert Gilbert]

Yeah, well, I got. I got hit already on a 22. Some guy wants to offer me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good, good, good, good, good.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm on.

[Robert Gilbert]

I'm on Facebook right now, too. Robert Gilbert. You look up on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Robert Gilbert]

I'm a straight up guy.

[Bobo]

We put your picture up.

[Caller/Listener]

Some people appreciate you.

[Bobo]

So people are coming out from the Facebook post on the John Clay Wolf show. They're gonna bring dog food. They're gonna bring some blankets. There's some folks headed your way, if they're not there already, to help you and your dog both.

[Robert Gilbert]

Oh, man. God bless you. Hey, look, you got my phone number, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Robert Gilbert]

All right, well, good man. All right, well, go save.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. He just screwed up his entire pledge drive.

[Michael Turley]

Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just wrecked it. Everybody just turned around.

[Bobo]

Only the dog food is headed your way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the. Now the southern Louisiana guys are heading to Fort Worth to go help him.

[Bobo]

He said if you're not on a Facebook, it's at 4901 South Freeway in Fort Worth. He's just a homeless guy. He's in a white van there with his dog and just trying to make it, trying to get by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jim and 11 Ford Focus with 70 on an average. Rough or clean? Jim. Hey. An 11 Ford Focus with 70 is an average ref or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Satan]

Automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door or four door?

[Caller/Listener]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Three or 3500 right around there.

[Caller/Listener]

3350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'll buy it. I'll pick it up. Did you?

[Bobo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have some interesting people in the buyer's room. I get some wild resumes. Did you see that one I got this week? Bob?

[Bobo]

These are people that maybe want a job, want to work our. Well, they've heard some interesting stories about our buyers.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have fun.

[Bobo]

The Vegas adventure we've had, the Baton Rouge adventure. And of course, the stuff that happens downstairs is legendary at this point. So some people don't want to join.

[John Clay Wolf]

Lieutenant Dan's ex wife.

[Bobo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

Here's what's problematic about this. Our buyers go and tell their friends, I got this great job and everybody down there, I think honestly loves the job and enjoys what they do.

[Bobo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

But we don't need your friends.

[Bobo]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why, why this?

[Michael Turley]

Can I say the name? Because I think it's a fake name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's fine.

[Michael Turley]

One Stephen A. Stage.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stage. Oh, this was the guy. I was reading this resume and I was like, what?

[Michael Turley]

His resume is here. The objective, to obtain a position outside of the entertainment industry. Education's. Got a diploma of sterile processing from the Medvance Institute of Grand Prairie. Okay. Associates of Applied Arts and Sciences, majoring in music and video business from the Art Institute of Dallas.

[Bobo]

Okay, that's real.

[Michael Turley]

And he went to Sam Houston High School, Arlington, Texas.

[Bobo]

That's real.

[Michael Turley]

Skills, Excellent. Communication, Excellent. People skills. Self starter, team motivator.

[Bobo]

Perfect.

[Michael Turley]

Accustomed to multitasking and a knowledge of various computer applications.

[Bobo]

Sounds like the kind of guy we need.

[Michael Turley]

Here's his experience. This is, this is the good part.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is.

[Michael Turley]

This is where the questions begin to fall into place. 1990 to 2010.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

A 20 year stretch. I worked for various adult cabarets in the Dallas Fort Worth area.

[John Clay Wolf]

20 year stretch. That's commitment. At least he's consistent.

[Bobo]

We have strip club. Who started. And Eric, he's done well for about.

[Michael Turley]

A year after that. Baylor, Scott and White Hospital Grapevine for two years after that. Synergy Systems in Grapevine got out of it.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That ends in 2013. From 2013 to the present. Lo these five plus some odd years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Various adult cabarets in Fort Worth sucked him back in.

[Michael Turley]

No longer Dallas Fort Worth. Now he's specializing in Fort Worth cabaret.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a step down.

[Michael Turley]

And there is. There is a slight stylistic difference. You and I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know what?

[JD Ryan]

Wait, hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's.

[Michael Turley]

He's also. Wait, wait, here's. And this is. I gotta include. This is. Okay. He's also a 32nd degree master mason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so he could build us a wall.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah. So he. I mean, he owns the apron. He was. He was issued an apron. He also is CPR and first aid certified.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we. Do we miss our strip club DJ as our call screener? Yeah, and he probably ought to call in and we'll listen to him do some tryouts.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, can you imagine?

[Michael Turley]

Should we call him up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love DJ Pr Pre K. But I mean, it'd be fun to have another strip club DJ in here.

[Bobo]

Well, strip club DJ started that and then he went on to do great things. Now look at him now. He's advanced in the company. It's time to replace him at the lower level and have somebody else DJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K came in as an intern from some radio, tv, film school.

[Bobo]

Right. Look how far he's starting on the phone. He's got his.

[Michael Turley]

I want to call him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, he can call us if he's listening. Yeah, okay. 800. 800 radio. It'd be great. You're like, all right, John, I'm gonna buy your car.

[JD Ryan]

Coming the main stage. I mean, the whole time. That'd be good. I don't know if you buy anything, but it'd be entertaining to hear.

[Bobo]

I like it.

[Michael Turley]

32Nd degree Master Mason. I mean, he owns the magic underwear, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Anyway, I don't want to hear it.

[Bobo]

I was just about to look it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just save it. This will go on for a half.

[Michael Turley]

Hour down lots of Shriners.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're bringing on a lot of buyers too. But see, there's two levels of buyers. There's office buyers that aren't like skilled car people, and they work for skilled car people that are the team leaders. And then we have our field buyers that are all over the region that are working dealerships, buying trade ins from dealerships. We have a new guy that just started with us, a bear out of Baton Rouge. And he came up to meet Kent and I and Kent's like, hey, we're meeting Aybir for Dinner tonight. And I'm like, where? He's like, razu. I mean papa dose. I started laughing. I said, was that your idea? He's like, yeah, why? I'm like, you know, a guy comes up from South Louisiana and the only thing that you can think of is to take him to Papa Doe's. What'd you say? Where you want to go? Papa does or razz.

[Bobo]

Yeah, those are your choices.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean like the guy can't eat anything but jambalaya. That's fun.

[Satan]

That's good.

[Bobo]

Yeah, he's. So they're kind of doing what you used to do, which is the travel blog.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a bunch of them doing it. I used to travel through alone all the time. All the time. But yeah, so you can go to [e-mail] if you're a good wholesale buyer and you have some stores that you work with and all these dealerships, we have office guys too. You can go to ihatecarmax.com and it'll kick it straight to our dealer trade desk where we will bid your trade ins from the franchise dealerships. The system will bid them automatically and then we'll do them by hand because everybody loves to argue. That's one thing about this business that has not changed. Every life is a negotiation.

[Bobo]

Oh sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it not more so here than.

[Bobo]

Anywhere I've ever been in my entire life. Everything is a negotiation and a deal.

[Michael Turley]

And that's not a bad thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Been dealing cars since 64. Dealt with many individuals, some good, some bad. Just sold my S class Mercedes to give me the vin. Best transaction I've ever had. Everyone was truthful and honest and kept their word. Everyone, very professional will be dealing with them much more. I just got that review from our, one of our cfo.

[JD Ryan]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we've got a lot of good reviews online. You know, people that don't believe it just goes, check that out.

[Bobo]

Because it's the complete opposite of some other places you may deal with.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having to amp it up a little bit that the, the bots, the, the clones are coming. Some big companies have watched us over the past two years and they're happening, they're copying us.

[Bobo]

But you know what? They came after Amazon too. They came after Walmart too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nothing to get you up a little earlier. If you're some good old competition, you're.

[Bobo]

First and you stay ahead, you're gonna win.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kevin 07 FJ Cruiser two wheel drive with 98. It's got to be worth about 10,000 bucks.

[Robert Gilbert]

10,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. Thanks. My name is John Clay Wolf by car radio. Be right back. Suckers walk, money tops. But it can't touch my three lock box.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call them toll free. 1-800-800-covered radio.

Now I got a package.

John Clay Wolf.

Baba. You've been, like, replaying my laugh a lot today. It's kind of weird.

[Michael Turley]

I love it. It's energizing.

[John Clay Wolf]

So last week in hour number four, and some of the guys on big air missed it, we had a guy call in explaining swinger profiles, and he gave listeners a tip. And we've had a lot of people posting on our show page, a lot. Facebook page, Twitter about the pineapple effect. So just FYI, if you're going through the grocery store, here's what the. The clips on the podcast is too long to replay, but what he was telling us is if you put a pineapple standing up in the front of your grocery cart in the little short part where the kids sit and go around with it, that's the signal.

[Bobo]

That's the signal.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're. We're swingers. And if it's laying on its side, it's saying just one of us are like I am and he's not.

[Bobo]

All my years in that lifestyle, I'd never heard of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've had a lot of pineapple posting of people.

[Bobo]

I can't go to the grocery store anymore without being distracted by pineapples.

[John Clay Wolf]

People taking pictures of their shopping carts at the grocery stores is what they're saying.

[Bobo]

They're always single women with the pineapple in the up where the kid would normally sit, there's a little pineapple.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got rid of the kid. Here's the thing.

[Michael Turley]

Here's what bothers me, you know, if that's a thing, if that guy's right and that's actually.

[Bobo]

That's actually a thing.

[Michael Turley]

What if you see two? What if you see one standing up and one lying dead? What's the. What's the proper configuration?

[Bobo]

One's a little more into it than the other.

[Michael Turley]

What is wrong with people?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I want to grab this Range Rover real quick. John, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we've got a 16 Rover Sport HSE with 42,000 miles is the factory warranty. It's out at 50, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's in warranty. So all the things that are wrong with it will get fixed for free. Question. Supercharged. They're all supercharged. If they're sports. Except for the diesel. So you have an hsd. So you have an hsd. Is it an Autobiography?

[Caller/Listener]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And is it a. It's a V6, unless it's a VA. That there's a couple of five liters and there's an SVR.

[Caller/Listener]

This one's a V6, 3 0, 340 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not. It's a HSE. V6, supercharged. Okay, quick questions. It's got a sunroof, right?

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have 20 or 22 inch wheels? I mean 21s or 22s?

[Caller/Listener]

21.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have the third row seat? No. Does it have adaptive cruise control where it, where it, where it slows down automatically?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have air conditioned seats in the back?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's the Lux package. Does it have vision assist package? Surround cameras?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and does it have rear DVDs?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

45. Hang on. 40, 40, 40, 40, 40,. 40, 40, 40, 40. What color is it? 42.

[Caller/Listener]

Silver. Silver with black interior.

[John Clay Wolf]

41,000.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, John.

[Satan]

John.

[Caller/Listener]

There's not a scratch on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? 41,000.

[Caller/Listener]

41.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Satan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was hoping.

[Caller/Listener]

You're going to be at 71.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no. 76 cylinder dog.

[Michael Turley]

1971.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a ranger. Ranger, Rover.

[Bobo]

Ranger, Rover.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's 41. Yeah. Average of a march. 42. It's silver. The miles are a bit muddy. I might go to 42. It's just right there. Good looking car, though. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Did you see that 18 or 17 McLaren we've got coming in like no quarter mil. Another one, huh? And we've got a roll. We've got some cool cars this week if you guys want to buy the cars. I get that from a lot of people. Here's what you do. I mean, find a dealer friend. Everybody's got a dealer friend. All they need is a license.

[Bobo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

The guy that's not a big dealer and has a lot of inventory, he still has access to Mannheim Auctions. So grab him. Log in to lane 16 or 17 at Dallas Auto Auction on Wednesday morning, and y' all can do it together. And you can buy the cars on Simulcast. Pay him $500 for using his license. That's it.

[Bobo]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if you want the. The rules of the auction is they won't allow you to bring your retail friends in there.

[Bobo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So you can lie to him and say that he's your driver and have a guest badge on but if he's looking around real stupid and pointing a lot, they're gonna run his ass out of there. Hey, man, I'm serious. If you're gonna drag a retail puke in undercover, you gotta keep them cool, man. It's like the Pineapple moon. Everybody's got their signal.

[Bobo]

Chill.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the. My suggestion is do it through simulcast where they can't see you. Your friend's gonna get there and get deer in headlights and start doing stupid stuff and waving at people and they're gonna take his bid. It's a. It's a high pace environment. Anyway, go through simulcast and buy the damn cars and we'll sell them to you wholesale. And your dealer buddy will charge you. You know, he might charge a thousand if he's. You'll test your friendship at that point. Will he do it for 500? And if he's telling you, hey, I got this, go in the other room. You can't be watching this while I do it. Then he's lying to you because he didn't want to show you what he paid.

[Bobo]

There you go.

[Michael Turley]

Well, it ain't car friends, it is the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean it's a free deal, right? If they go to him preloaded and say, pull up Wolf's run list. I mean, They've only got 600 cars to choose from and you know, buy me something.

[Michael Turley]

Should I ask this, what is it take to get a license?

[John Clay Wolf]

About $500. In a lease? Yeah, in a. In a. And you can't be an ex con.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

He's like. That surprises you?

[Michael Turley]

Well, I mean, I've been to Austern.

[Bobo]

The people I know in the business.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can't be a terrorist, go down there, look, and you can't be smuggling money for. For Al Qaeda. Other than that, I think. I think that's pretty easy. If you walk around and see the faces in there. I don't think the barrier of entry is that high.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been to the Miami customs room? Like when you're switching in customs in a big port of entry? I have pretty much looks like that.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really wanted to get all the guys out of there anyway. I'll just leave it alone. Okay. Why would you take Michael Loan 8008-0072-3480-0800 Radio Russia. Quentin Care. Quentin Tarantino is the new movie's coming out next week.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Once upon a time in Hollywood. It's coming like June or July at the height of summer. You know when those Manson murders occurred in LA, right? Back in 69, you know, 60s, 8. 69. It was the middle of summer and it was a hot, long summer. And so he's releasing it, you know, concurrent.

[John Clay Wolf]

You should do a clip like for a Manson trailer. Ungrateful little bastards. Like kids being.

[Michael Turley]

Understand?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think not. Did I say Manson? I meant Tarantino. Well, yeah, ungrateful, you know, Glorious bastards. Ungrateful little bastards. About kids. Hungry and angry. Anyway.

[Bobo]

You're gonna kill somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is Rush Limbaugh? Rush, I need to hear real quick. I'm running out of time. Good morning. But I want to know what's up with the government shutdown in the wall and what happened? Give me the government shutdown for dummies. The Cliffs Notes. What's it take to get this thing unlocked?

[Michael Turley]

Here's the. But now look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Michael Turley]

Here's the thing about esteemed president Donald J. Trump. A lot of people don't realize. You remember the old Jack Benny Show? Sure. Here's an entertainer. It couldn't. He was a horrible violinist, but he always brought his fiddle and put that. That was his bit. People make fun of himself. Self effacing humor.

[Bobo]

Right.

[Michael Turley]

That's a big part of what Donald J. Trump is doing. I think he acts ridiculous on purpose.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

In some. Some circumstances. But you gotta look at the big picture, all right? Two more years in office.

[Bobo]

Right. Think of OR6.

[Michael Turley]

Think of Eisenhower, Rosenvelt, back in the day. Mr. Roosevelt's gonna save us all from the Great Depression. A public works project on the line at the level.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Of a border wall on our southern U.S. border.

[Bobo]

Gotcha.

[Michael Turley]

That's a lot of jobs.

[Bobo]

That's a lot of jobs.

[Michael Turley]

It's shovel ready, as they say. As the Obama people said a few years ago. Obama's shovel ready public works project.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of Obama, did you watch the game last Monday night?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, wow.

[Michael Turley]

What a deal. I actually had seven bucks on Clemson, so I doubled my money on that deal. Oh, what a thing. The Clemson Tigers rolled the Tide back, which we didn't expect. I think the game was rigged, but I made $7.

[Bobo]

It was not rigged.

[Michael Turley]

Except this wall, this government shut down. I'm telling you, it's just a strategic thing just to make him look somebody's gonna give in. Do you ever play the old Texas hold' Em poker?

[Bobo]

Well, sure.

[Michael Turley]

When a guy goes all in, that doesn't always mean that he's gone.

[Satan]

Got it?

[Michael Turley]

Either he's got it or he's got you. One of these size is going to bust. They're going to collapse.

[Bobo]

That's going to. It's going to change.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

I think they should screen the final episode of this Is Us from NBC TV from last season. Whoever cries first loses, loses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Build the wall.

[Michael Turley]

What the hey. Doesn't have to be big.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we. Did the funding get approved? No, but there was other stuff tied to it.

[Bobo]

Oh, somebody said there was some kind of bill that came through.

[Michael Turley]

Legislation was proposed last September and October.

[Bobo]

September. Okay.

[Michael Turley]

That could have been agreed to. The Democrats got their. Their daca. DACA charter.

[Satan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

As a part of that funding for the wall.

[Bobo]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our number four. I want to get into this in a segment when we slow down a little bit. I really want. And guys, call in when we. When we check out at the top of the hour. Call in somebody educate me on what I. I can. There's so many moving parts of this.

[Bobo]

Yeah. And you're not gonna hear all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't had the time to zoom it on. I'd love for someone to summarize it for me. What. What's really going on.

[Michael Turley]

One last thing, though, John and I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Want to make his rush can't seem really simple.

[Michael Turley]

Make this really simple for you. Have you ever been in the desert?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Have you ever been to the Texas border?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

At Del Rio there?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Wouldn't it be nice just to have a wall to lean on rather than just stand there in the desert? You get a little shade depending on.

[Bobo]

Which side, maybe some chairs, pina colada.

[Michael Turley]

A couple of Percocets. Go to the snake farm.

[John Clay Wolf]

You play butts up there you go.

[Bobo]

All right. The stream continues in the next hour. If we're gonna lose you, then we lose a few stations. John claywolf.com. and right there at the top, there's a little stream button that continues. And of course, we stream all four hours as well. And then the podcast comes up in a couple hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

An LS LT1. Hey, Casey. A Camaro LS LT1. What was that the motor that came with it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yes, sir, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a 01 Z 28. Excuse me, it's not a Z 28.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, the title rigged out Z 28, man. But what I don't understand is I ran the numbers on it and that motor came back to the. To the car. So I'm a little. A little fun off about what it is, what's going on with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll built the motor, take some pictures. Take some pictures. Send me a picture of the car. Load it up and give me the vin.com. let me look. Because I don't know either. And remember these hot rod cars, Toyota, I want to give real, real quick insider tip. Not tip, but. So Toyota Super 96, Toyota supra. Okay, Turbo, very popular car. Yeah, we had one that was a stick and one was an automatic.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

$10,000 difference between the two and the automatic was nicer than the one that was a stick. That Porsche turbo I keep talking about.

[Bobo]

Which one was higher?

[John Clay Wolf]

The stick.

[Bobo]

The stick went okay.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All these little intricacies. People like, well, this is worth this and this is worth that. Well, hang on. It's like art when you get into these older cars and if you start molesting them and start doing going to the chief auto parts and buying parts for them, you're bringing the value down. They want them nicer and clean, cleaner and closer to factory. That's the deal. Don't molest them. Keep them clean and straight and you'll get more money. My name is John Clay Wolf by cars radio. Be back a minute.

Broadcasting live from the wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Hit him up now, 8th radio or log on to gowolf.com.

[Satan]

There'S stuff you guys don't know about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K. What now? John Clay wolf.

Got a lot of cars here.

[Bobo]

For cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mike in Louisiana with a 200, 000 mile tundra. Please put it in the [e-mail] James 112,000 mile, 2000 A10 Malibu. I got you on the air. It's. It's worth three grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Three grand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, maybe 35. Go to givemetheven.com load it up, Tom. And spring these eco diesels. I like the fact that you lifted yours because at least it's got some sex appeal. That, that, that was a failed launch by Chrysler. They just don't sell well. I don't know why. I think they're good trucks. Do you like yours?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. How many miles a gallon before the lift?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but before, before, before, before the lift.

[Caller/Listener]

In and around Houston, I could, I could get, you know, 26, 28.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that's. That, that, that's doing its job. What it's supposed to do, is it sluggish or does it run? Is it to accelerate? Well.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean it's got plenty of power up to like around 40 miles an hour. If you punch it Once you get up around 60, 65 and punch it, it. It's hard to tell if it even goes into mid-20s.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to see pictures of it. I Need to see pictures of it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I want to see how you lifted it. Todd in Houston. 07 Sierra half ton with a buck 10, 4, 8 liter. So the smaller gas, two wheel drive, crew cab, average. Rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Rough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, damn. How much does it. Is it worth fixing or is it so rough it's not worth fixing?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's worth fixing. I mean, the only major issue cosmetically is a small scratch and a dent in the front bumper. And the AC is out on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does. Does four grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

That hurts. I was hoping to get closer around 8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So the AC is gonna cost a thousand. The bumper is gonna cost a nickel. So now we're 1500 and then whatever else is gonna cost 500. So figure we're 2000 away. Based off your description, five plus two would be seven, you know, five. Five grand. Again, take some pictures and take some pictures of the problem areas. And on the adjustment number, what's it take to fix it? Put 2000 and then I'll look at it after the show. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. It takes a. If you'll take the pictures before you go the site, you'll really be in and out of there in 60 seconds. That's no B.S.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, good deal.

[Robert Gilbert]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just push the plate button and you don't have to jack with your VIN number. Just put your license plate in the state in there and it'll bust the VIN automatically. 16 XL with 54 wheel drive extended cab. John in Dallas. Is it a long bed or a short?

[Caller/Listener]

Short bed, actually, you know, it's. It's kind of like in between. It's not really a short or a long bed. It's because it doesn't have the full extension extended four door cab. The bed is like a foot longer than a short bed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's a regular cab with the little window in the back.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. But it does have a full bench seat in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's extended cam. Yeah. 20 grand off the top of my head. I want to look at it. If I can sell it to my commercial clients, I can give more. I need to see it again. Take pictures. Just 20 off the top of my head.

[Caller/Listener]

That'd be cool because I owe like 164 on the truck right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, take some pictures. Let's see in a. I'll look at that one after the show. To go to get. Give me the Vin Brent and Austin 08 infinity FX 35 with 200. Do you have any cousins, nieces or nephews you can give this thing to?

[Caller/Listener]

I got a daughter that's about to start driving, but she didn't want it, so I gotta find something else.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much do you make a year?

[Caller/Listener]

How much do I make a year? About 70.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She gets it. She'll be fine. Life must go on, kids. We try to keep them happy. We're not gonna break everybody to keep them looking fat. She'll be fine. Let her go wreck that. Because the first car she gets, the odds of her wrecking it are, you know, 80%. I'd give her that.

[Caller/Listener]

I know. She wants a wrangler. She wants the wrangler.

[John Clay Wolf]

She needs a job. She needs a job. She can start today and start saving.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Bobo]

What are your kids gonna ride in? God only knows.

[John Clay Wolf]

My daughter's lucky.

[Bobo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because she's gonna get it better than the others because she's got a rich granddaddy. Oh. And he asked me. He's like, my father bought my daughter her first car. And I want. That was kind of their deal. So his dad took care of his kid and he wants to take care of her because he never had to pay for his Gotcha. And I'm like, yeah, hell. He's like, do you mind if I buy her first car? I'm like, dude, I've got four of these things.

[Bobo]

Knock your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody is gonna wrestle you over paying for anything.

[Bobo]

Right. So is she gonna roll fat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Knowing him?

[Bobo]

Yeah. What'll you.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's pretty conservative, but he's getting older and he's very wealthy.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I feel. I have a feeling he's gonna roll it on out, say, screw it. Maybe not. Like his daughter's first car was a T Bird.

[Bobo]

Nice. Crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

But they're a lot wealthier now than they were then. And he really likes Merchant Mercedes. I. I bet she gets a one of those smaller GL. Yeah. Nice car. A brand new GLC is my guess.

[Bobo]

Won't be a Fury 3 like I got.

[JD Ryan]

Or she could get one of these reviews real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

That we got reviews.

[Bobo]

Another review now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

[Bobo]

Why do I never get to drive these cars? Everybody in this show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody likes people in the apparently not.

[Bobo]

Bobo has his own parking place. I've been here nine, 10 years. I don't have a parking spot. I don't get to drive the cars.

[JD Ryan]

I'm on the say that. Yeah. Because Pre K actually drove one of these Vehicles too.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, I got people in the office.

[Bobo]

That are driving them now under supervision.

[Michael Turley]

Now only, only the people on the loan paperwork get to drive.

[Bobo]

I don't want to drive your stupid cars.

[Michael Turley]

I'm dying to hear what you say about this. Accurate early. We have the Acura MDX.

[JD Ryan]

The this week 2019. Yes. All wheel drive Aspec. So it's a little sportier. Cobalt blue with some black rims, some midnight rims, blue Pearl. Got all the features, you know, nab. I mean it's, after a while they kind of all kind of become the same. It's about how those features work in that vehicle. And so it has turning upside down.

[John Clay Wolf]

They all look the same.

[JD Ryan]

Has these cars. It has assistant, drive, drive on it too, which is great.

[Bobo]

Which I, I keep you in the lanes.

[JD Ryan]

Basically allows you to eat while you're driving.

[Bobo]

No, no, we do not recommend that. We do not recommend.

[JD Ryan]

You know when you're trying to drive and you get that sandwich, you need to take a bite.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to let go of the steering wheel.

[Bobo]

Recommend that.

[JD Ryan]

This will help you.

[Michael Turley]

The entire soccer team in the back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[JD Ryan]

You got to turn around and say shut up.

[Bobo]

Let the car drive itself.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, it helps you out. No, this, it's, it's a good vehicle. I enjoyed it. For an suv, the MDX is kind of, it's in between. It's an suv and it kind of feels like a little bit of a van too. Just helping you drive. It's got a bulky feel to it, but this one, the A spec, has some sport features to it. You can go to sport mode so you feel a little bit more pep to it. The price tag, suspension a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me guess, let me guess, let me guess. A little bit.

[Bobo]

Johnson 68.

[JD Ryan]

Wow. No, that's, that's really crazy high.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm still stupid.

[Bobo]

How much?

[JD Ryan]

56,000 still for a mid size SUV.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jennifer bought one. Our gal in the office leased a new one.

[Michael Turley]

Now that's after taxes and fees though. You can, you know, MSRP wise, the economizing soccer mom can get into this for under 55. What they're, what they're doing is they're price breaking on some of the more expensive models from Lexus and Infinity. And you can see that in the ride. It's not as, as poshly fancy on the inside, but there's a lot of tech. You know, you have lane sensors and all kinds of things to help you drive more safely. And optional third row seating.

[JD Ryan]

Now you go from that to the other Vehicle that we drove this week which is Babo.

[Michael Turley]

We get emails. Ford motor company approached me a couple weeks ago. We've got your first car from ford's gonna be the 20002019 Econo Sport. EcoSport.

[Bobo]

Eco Sport.

[Michael Turley]

Now what do you think when you hear Eco Sport?

[Bobo]

Eco Sport. To me sounds like a mid size sports car.

[Michael Turley]

What it is. We get around what it is to look at and it's much more than I expected. It's a hopped up Fiesta with every feature in a four door that you can get. Okay. It is small but it is not that low to the ground. It's got a lot of safety features in it. A little bit of cargo room in the back and a much bigger, bigger back seat than you expect in a model its size. Now it is an economy car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all sound like somebody's paying us to do this.

[Michael Turley]

If you're, if you're a first year college student leaving home, if anybody's getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid, I need a check.

[Michael Turley]

You can fit a whole dorm room in the back of this thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

It's safe and it is cheap, cheap, cheap on gas.

[Bobo]

I pulled it up. It looks like it's an issue. It's a mid size suv. If you're renting it it would fall.

[Michael Turley]

Under midsize suv, mini suv, crossover I think is how they're, how they're building it. I like the car. I like it a lot. You know who likes it a lot? Clifford, one of our, one of our agency buyers.

[JD Ryan]

I can tell you I don't like it. And so you can probably cut from here. It's a Fiesta.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a turn the tape off from here that we're going to send to the manufacturer.

[Bobo]

Turning the tape off.

[JD Ryan]

It's a blown up Fiesta. That's what it is. If you like a size wise in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The picture everybody, dude. I mean the people's cars, not everybody's rich.

[Bobo]

It looks like.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is this thing?

[JD Ryan]

Well driving it should be worth maybe ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh it feels like you can't buy a new neon for 10 grand. They don't even make them anymore.

[Michael Turley]

22 full features. 25 plus.

[John Clay Wolf]

25 grand.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Cheapy cheapy cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what did you pay for your Camaro bomb? 22.

[Michael Turley]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it had 5, 000 miles on it.

[Michael Turley]

I think it has 19.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

It's got no like that.

[Bobo]

It looks like it's an escape.

[Michael Turley]

I like that better too. But if you had a 70 mile.

[John Clay Wolf]

Commute every day, the whole car business is going to hell. We're Satan, Save a little money.

[JD Ryan]

Escape is much better than this car.

[Bobo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

So this is just for Satan? Come here. Listen.

[Satan]

I'm with you, Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're screwing the whole deal up. You're raising the prices on cars to the point where you're choking everybody out to make them, like, turn tricks to be able to afford their car payment.

[Satan]

No, no, that's not me.

[Bobo]

It's not you? No. Who's doing it?

[Satan]

Iacocca. Everybody knows. Listen, and I don't have much to do with the car business, okay? I'm with you, Turley. I don't roll that way. I don't care how much the gas costs. I just want to get there. Want a good sounding studio and an ashtray and a cigarette lighter. That works, you know?

[Bobo]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

Is it Iacocca? Dead. So he's down.

[John Clay Wolf]

You created the Kardashians, too?

[Satan]

Well, no. I mean, obviously, we needed the Kardashians.

[Bobo]

No, we didn't. Well, what do they do?

[Satan]

I say we.

[Bobo]

Yeah, not you. In hell.

[Caller/Listener]

A of.

[Bobo]

Okay, Right. I get it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

You can go straight to hell.

[Bobo]

It all makes sense now.

[Satan]

Now I love that music to my ears.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, do you have that stupid commercial we ran? Speaking of people, church people getting mad, do you have that commercial that we've been running? I've. I've got. Have y' all had any heat on that? On the buyer's room? No. Oh, I have.

[Michael Turley]

Have you really?

[Bobo]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're preachers. Three complainers that went to our website and complained and threatened to release it to the media. Ruin my business.

[Bobo]

Preacher God told me to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't like us making fun of. Of passing the plate.

[JD Ryan]

This is over the holidays. This is a short clip of it.

[Michael Turley]

GiveMeThe Vin.com presents the Reverend Charles. This holiday season, Remember, more money for you is more money for Jesus.

[Bobo]

Praise God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sell us your car.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's wrong with that?

[Bobo]

Did you put that on broadcast radio?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Okay. I can see I might rub some.

[John Clay Wolf]

People wrong, but they're all preachers.

[Bobo]

Of course they are. They don't want you taken from their place.

[John Clay Wolf]

The long version of that said if you. You'll save enough money that you can send it to Jesus.

[Satan]

I think it's a great strategy.

[Bobo]

I bet you do. I bet.

[Satan]

Well, I mean, there's plenty to go around. All right, let's be realistic. We used to ride around covered wagons, you know, we didn't have clean water, no air travel whatsoever. We've been to the moon numerous times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Satan]

Can't we give a Little something back. I mean, the Bible thumpers, they deserve a little something, right?

[Bobo]

Right.

[Satan]

So John gives a better offer on a car. You got something left over. Give it to Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right?

[Satan]

Why not?

[Bobo]

Did I just hear Satan say give it to Jesus?

[Satan]

Hey, listen, Jesus is not a bad guy.

[Bobo]

No, he's a great guy.

[Satan]

You shouldn't knock him down.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's the through a lot.

[Bobo]

He's our Lord and Savior.

[Satan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's gonna come kill you.

[Bobo]

Well, yeah, he's putting you out of business.

[Satan]

Listen, those early Hebrews, they sure could tell a story.

[Bobo]

Did you see this?

[Satan]

Oh, we're really good friends and we were watch. I'm watching the game at his house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up. Yeah, now you're gonna get everybody mad at us.

[Satan]

He is a Rams fan and that pisses me off.

[Bobo]

Okay, never mind.

[Satan]

And he's always got Jesus in his realms.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go Saints, go. Go Saints. Go Saints.

[Satan]

Goodbye.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez.

[Bobo]

Literally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jeez. So Chiefs are playing the Eagles.

[JD Ryan]

No, no, no. Chiefs are playing.

[Bobo]

Chiefs are playing The Colts.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

3:30 Central.

[Bobo]

3:30 Central.

[JD Ryan]

The Saints play the Eagles tomorrow.

[Bobo]

Like, I'll echo it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like I know what time they're.

[JD Ryan]

The late game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[Michael Turley]

Don't forget Patriots, Chargers. I think that's going to be an excellent. I would love to. To see Philip Rivers beat Tom Brady.

[JD Ryan]

So right now in. In Kansas City, it's snowing, so that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Going to be interesting.

[JD Ryan]

Against Colts at 3:30 Central game. I think Colts win that one. They're Dogs by five and a half.

[Bobo]

So any predictions for the super bowl at this point?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cowboys and Patriots and I don't believe that, but I want it to be true.

[Bobo]

Oh, you want it to be true. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

You already.

[JD Ryan]

You just lose today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just. I'm just trying to be positive.

[Bobo]

He's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't it be fun?

[Bobo]

He's playing both sides.

[JD Ryan]

That would be fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

And if not, then the Saints versus. Oh, I don't know. What do you think?

[JD Ryan]

Chargers.

[Michael Turley]

Chargers.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I like the Chargers. Out of the afc.

[Bobo]

So cool to see the Cowboys go at least one more step.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, one more round. Just at least if they play the Eagles and then you have to go because you can't lose the Eagles.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's really all I want is. Is that game to happen after that, I could care less.

[Bobo]

You just want the controversy from your friends from Philly to come down so you can scream at them.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I really don't want them to beat the Saints. So I'm torn. However, the Clemson game last week, I don't Understand what happened?

[JD Ryan]

It's called recruiting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

They I tell you what. They have the best quarterback in the nation. Best receiver in the nation.

[Bobo]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Hands down. In their freshmen they told they stole them the quarterback from who? The quarterback was in Georgia, took him out of Georgia. The receiver was out of Alabama. He took him out of Alabama legally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whatever Georgia will give you, I'll give you a thousand more.

[JD Ryan]

They out recruited SEC teams out recruited Alabama for those kids.

[Michael Turley]

What are you supposed to do? They changed their majors.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll let you keep your hair long, son.

[Bobo]

Right.

[JD Ryan]

It's exciting because it's level the playing field for next year and the next couple years. Years. It's not just going to be bama now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure. Okay. Get you a nice round curvy pretty girl to live in your dorm room.

[Bobo]

I mean yeah, if you have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be back in just a minute.

[Michael Turley]

He doesn't need a new six disc remastered sergeant Pepper collection because he only listens to the Beatles when he's stoned to the be Jesus belt. He does. He doesn't cook breakfast on weekdays because he's convinced that the breakfast jack is one of God's perfect foods. His coffee is better than yours because his coffee is laced with scotch. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by. Give me the vintage. Call them toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

People don't seem to like J.D.

[Satan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the best Aussie story in my life, man. I like it.

[Michael Turley]

I was listening to the Diary of a Madman album earlier this week. There's a lot of good stuff there, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul and abilene. This truck's two wheel drive.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it's a two wheel drive. 08 Bluetech 67. It belonged to a buddy of mine's a service rider at the dealership for like 30 years. His dad bought it new and he passed. And the truck's new in the box. It's got Weston chrome steps on it, you know, tow. It's a lone star. It's pewter gold color. The floor mats are laid on the back seat. Brand new.

[John Clay Wolf]

They've never been in 08. They did half the year five, nine and half the year six seven. Did you say six seven?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, it says blue tech on it. It's a six seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. My guts, I mean if that's on.

[Caller/Listener]

The tailgate, it's got it's on the tailgate. The only flaw in the truck. I mean it's new in the box, never been smoked in. It's got a clean carfax. It's got two little rings like he bumped it on a pole or something. You know 500 would overdo it to fix it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a mega cab or a crew cab?

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's the crew. It's a quad cab.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I meant.

[Caller/Listener]

Lone Star power seat. I mean the truck's really nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you broker in this thing or did you buy it? Did you buy it? Are you just selling it for your friend?

[Caller/Listener]

No, he asked me to sell it for him and I was listening to you on the radio. I'm in the car business. I could tell him but I wanted to see what you get for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, how much is it?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, he wants 20.

[John Clay Wolf]

It needs to be four wheel drive to get 20.

[Caller/Listener]

What's it worth? A two wheel drive?

[John Clay Wolf]

15.

[Caller/Listener]

Got a 23. 5 retail in the 1970s. Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I just, just the desirability. I just can't get the 20 grand out of a two wheel drive anything unless it's a dually and, and you know that's that old. I mean I may be low.

[Caller/Listener]

You're put me down for 77000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put me down for 175. If y' all want to sell it, go to give me the vin.com and load it up. Two wheel drives.

[Bobo]

Just don't, just don't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't move the needle. That's a great, great, great story. I may give 18 grand. You know what, put me down for 18 grand if y' all deliver it for quad cab.

[Michael Turley]

That clean 77,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Well I'll tell you what. Jerry Jones obviously feels a Super bowl win in his future. He gave himself a New Year's gift. Did you see a Pictures of this 250 million dollar helipad equipped super yacht. 360ft by the way, just happens to be the field at, at and T's length. Ah, 360. You know. You know how big 360 foot yacht is? I mean that is like Oprah stuff. That is, that's almost a cruise ship. A small cruise ship. It's still a cruise ship. Now Jerry's gonna hear that and go what do you mean small cruise ship? I'm gonna get a bigger one then. It's a, it's a 360, 360 foot Dutch built yacht. He picked it up in Scandinavia basketball gym.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and it's Got everything.

[Bobo]

Everything you can imagine. Its own heliport. Obviously he named it after his wife, of course, so he could remember her name when he has guests on board. Anyway, so that's. That's his. That's his now.

[JD Ryan]

It wasn't a boy he was trading out. He had one that was worth 280 million.

[Bobo]

280 million. The old. I mean, you know, that thing was old. It was weeks old. You know, historic first. January 1st fourth, China landed its rover. Did you hear this? On the moon. We've gone back to the moon. China landed on the far side of the moon. It was said to be, according to them, a smooth and precise landing. According to the general designer of the Chinese probe, of course, proves two things. First of all, there are aliens. And B, they did call for, you know, call out for takeout. So when did they do January 4th? About a week ago.

[JD Ryan]

Is there video?

[Bobo]

It's on the dark side of the moon. No, there weren't any video. There's nobody. Yeah. Yeah. You won't be able to see it, but it really did.

[JD Ryan]

Did it happen?

[Bobo]

Yeah, the Chinese people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can'T see Chinese people.

[Satan]

Dark side, huh?

[JD Ryan]

It's Darth Vader.

[Bobo]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darth Vader. Darth Vader.

[Bobo]

Darth Vader. On the dark side of the moon. Play some Pink Floyd. Will you stop?

[Satan]

Vacation on the dark side.

[Bobo]

Speaking of vacation, out of Clearwater, Florida, three syringes were found in a Pinellas county man's rectum, which he's claimed. He says they don't belong to him.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you say that on the radio?

[Bobo]

You can?

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobo]

It's a physical part of your body. Yes. During 40 year old Wesley Dasher Scott's strip search, deputies in Pinellas county found. And he found. He reached down and found three the syringes, handed it to him and said, these are not mine. Scott said he found them and they were not his. He went on to say, in fact, nothing you find down there is going to be mine. Just keep looking.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just my. What was that guy's name? Or Poopy Booty.

[Michael Turley]

Doo doo Butt. Oh, here come Doo doo Butt.

[Bobo]

There's a drop. What's that guy's name? Doo doo Butt.

[JD Ryan]

Poopy Butt is what he said. Poopy Butt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's even worse.

[Michael Turley]

I think I like Poopy Butt better.

[JD Ryan]

Hey, are we gonna do white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

We are.

[JD Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

You are now about to witness the strength.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, man, it feels so good to be back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

Let's get it, baby. Yeah, we Gonna do black, white, Latino or other. Once again, we back at it like a crack addict, baby. So I'mma go ahead and read a little story for for y' all and y' all can guess the ethnicity. Y' all dig?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Got it.

[DJ Pre K]

Alright. For sure. All right, so let's set up the scene. It's a peaceful Saturday night at Happy's Pizza in Michigan when a not so happy custo comes to the pizza shop front door in none but a towel with three kids and a handgun in tow. Our suspect, who stays right next door to the pizza place, started banging on the door with the strap till the thing let one off and shattered the door. Our guy was heard yelling, no one will help me and no one will feed my kids. Vietnamese, you get too ahead of yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now watch out now.

[JD Ryan]

Let's see.

[DJ Pre K]

But he ain't coming to restaurant blasting or nothing. I guess he was just looking for a hookup on some pizza because he went back to his front porch afterwards where the popo gaffled him up and recovered three mo gats inside his crib. After he was in custody. Custody, One of his little kids said they daddy had shot his car radio too because it wouldn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Russian beeping.

[Bobo]

It wouldn't stop beeping.

[DJ Pre K]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Angry Irish. Go ahead. I'm sorry. It could be. Could be.

[DJ Pre K]

Our suspect was took in on charges of malicious destruction of property, careless discharge, reckless use and possession of a firearm while under the influence. So we could do a two for one here, man. Y' all guess the ethnicity and what's he on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I'm gonna go Russian and Russian and. And Coke.

[JD Ryan]

Man, that sounds like an anger problem. Maybe whiskeyed up. Oh, good old redneck.

[Bobo]

That's what I was gonna go with. I was gonna go redneck Whiskey.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Multiple gun owners. But he brought the kids with him.

[Bobo]

But he went to the porch.

[Michael Turley]

He spends time with the kids. They saw him shoot the stereo.

[Bobo]

He's a good. He's a good dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

That sounds Hispanic.

[Michael Turley]

That's a Latino on meth.

[Bobo]

Oh, oh, didn't think of that family radio thing. Or Elvis.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead, dj.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, I might have made a little bit easy for y' all because you know, once the ain't no minority gonna be able to let off some shots and the police gonna let them live. So it's a 27 year old Philip Engel, a white man who had told the cops he took four hits of LSD earlier.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a lot of lsd.

[Bobo]

Holy cow. And he's got his kids with Him, Daddy, he could. He wouldn't be functional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob. Bob, what happens if you take four hits of lsd? I don't think you have, but what do you think you've done?

[Michael Turley]

I never have. I mean, I've had two.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did two hit you harder than one?

[Michael Turley]

Those were good times. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two was more than one?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. Not. Maybe not double one, but I don't know how tolerance works with that stuff. But, yeah, four is just crazy. That's crazy.

[Bobo]

You know what?

[Michael Turley]

If you do four, you'll load your kids up in the car and take your gun to Pizza Hut and shoot the place up. That's what four hits.

[Bobo]

Would you even be functional? Would you be able to. To get out and actually move around and talk to people?

[Michael Turley]

You shouldn't be. You should be at home watching Rick and Morty.

[Bobo]

Yeah, I don't think he took four. I think he thought he did four.

[JD Ryan]

I think he'd be high for days.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you'd be laying on your back watching the world spin.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, but that would happen. You'd have no food in the house. You know, you have to. Well, just go to Pizza Hut.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you were talking a minute ago about the ride of the week. I thought Connie was driving it. What's she driving?

[JD Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's driving something pretty new. How does that work? How does our demo internal program work?

[Michael Turley]

I thought I saw it.

[Bobo]

I don't get one. That's how it works.

[JD Ryan]

Babo procures them, and then from there it's like, okay, drive it so we can talk about it on the air.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, not that. The others.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, I don't know about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When people just pick cars to drive.

[JD Ryan]

Not sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just a mystery.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, that is a mystery there.

[Bobo]

You're only the owner of the company. You don't need to know.

[Michael Turley]

I think the keys would be important.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kent was real bad about driving the prettiest thing in the world. I told him that's fine, as long as he buys it himself. I mean, not pays for it, but if it's. He bought.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then Connie philosophy. Connie just kind of grabs whatever she likes. She. She's your house mom.

[Bobo]

She is the queen.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

She's the queen of the queen be of the roost.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think I should step it up or just keep driving a Tahoe?

[JD Ryan]

I like that tile. I mean, what do you do you like it or.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I like it a lot. And it's undercover. It's black. It's just perfect.

[Bobo]

Small wheels, not overstated.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not, I mean, people. You're not going to get a bunch of. Of tickets. People aren't going to mess with you much. They think you're a cop half the time.

[JD Ryan]

Do you want something like, Like a Rover or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I, I, I appreciate a nice car, but I don't know. I just worry about them.

[Michael Turley]

Tahoe's more you than anything you've been in in a couple of years, I think.

[JD Ryan]

Keep the wife rolling deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, you know, she hit something in the road when we were going to the chicken house last Sunday.

[Michael Turley]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was right behind me. You can tell we're getting along good because we took two cars and. And she hit something and blew both of her wheels out on that Escalade.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't mean tires. I mean tires and wheels in the world. Did you see she called me? She said, hey, I'm losing tire pressure on both sides. Immediately, I'm like, oh, whatever. And I look at. And they're just, boom. So we called roadside, and they took the wheels back, and they're like, you know, it'll be 5,000 for two new Escalade wheels. I'm like, okay, well, I'm gonna let her run on the spares for a little while, and we'll start shopping for some used wheels.

[JD Ryan]

So she's got donuts on right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's black, Big, nasty black ones.

[Bobo]

But drive back and see what she hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drove right in front of her, dude. I was right in front of her. I saw nothing.

[Bobo]

Never saw it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I mean, I mean, you would have had to hit like a, Like a ship, right? I don't know. We'll be right back. Oh, yeah.

[Michael Turley]

We're back.

[John Clay Wolf]

Back to the john clay wolf show. Call in 800. 800 radio.

I think our Baton Rouge location is not occupied today.

[Bobo]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rob took off to go pick up his wife.

[JD Ryan]

Are they married?

[Bobo]

Oh, he was married or his girlfriend?

[JD Ryan]

His. His baby mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to learn that we got to keep the store. Yeah.

[Bobo]

It's kind of important.

[JD Ryan]

Did he let anybody know that he was going? I only found out because I heard one of my vehicles was being driven by him. And I'm like, which one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one? Which one?

[JD Ryan]

A Jeep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What kind of Jeep wrangler.

[JD Ryan]

It's a. It's nice, but I mean, you know, it's a fully loaded hardtop.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got insurance on him as us as the lost payee because I, I was so afraid of that relationship.

[Satan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Uhhuh. I told him I want to be on his insurance policy.

[Michael Turley]

Is it just the one employee out there.

[John Clay Wolf]

There. Aaron. Did Mendoza go down there?

[JD Ryan]

I think so. I don't know. He wasn't here yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[JD Ryan]

Kyle Casey should know. I would imagine.

[Bobo]

These are all buyers, by the way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mendoza work for Kyle.

[JD Ryan]

I'm not Kyle. I'm sorry. Dustin McLovin. McLovin should know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[JD Ryan]

Wow.

[Bobo]

So many people.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got another five. We numbered like 550 last night. Or 600. No, 600 last night for the auction. Out of the sick.

[JD Ryan]

Whatever it ran, was it almost 90 that sold last week?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[JD Ryan]

So, yeah, I guess there's still. That's a big number of leftovers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's still like 80 left over. And then we sold like 15 of them on OB and then they're still buying and hand sell some.

[Michael Turley]

What a show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's. It's kind of weird.

[Bobo]

Really big show.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of weird to. To think that this is working.

[Bobo]

It's where it was always your dream and always your plan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plan. Yeah.

[Bobo]

You had moments when you're just about to give it up, too. Wasn't that long ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

That ain't no joke.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wish the damn market would come up though, so we could make a little money.

[Bobo]

All money's important too, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. It's been four months of. Of quarter stepping.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's going to get there, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I know it'll get there. It's just because it's a seasonal business and the. The money picks up right about now in the market, but it's just not. It didn't hit this week. And it's not government shutdown giving you a little run up in Pennsylvania. Yesterday was light. Also heavy cars in. In light money, but I mean, when you give 20,000 for a car and you sell for 20,000, you lose 500 bucks minimum. Because it costs that much to handle them.

[Bobo]

Yeah, you got to move it. You got to get ready. You got to. You know, you have people moving.

[John Clay Wolf]

You get 20,000, sell it for 21, you make 500. You know, if you give 20,000, sell it for 19,000, you lose 1500, and then you've got to make 500 on three more to get even. So it's just like running. You know, you're sitting there balancing this thing. And at the end of the shakeout, it was okay. It paid the bills, don't get me wrong. But it wasn't for the amount of risk. I mean, moving $10 million worth of money, most people wouldn't want to do that.

[Bobo]

And your reward is 10 million 100.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when it hits, it hits.

[Michael Turley]

It hits big.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You're just gambling a Vegas bet. Right. It's very, very. Sports gambling meets. Commodity trading meets.

[Michael Turley]

Ticket scalping gives cash flow a whole new meaning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Oh, Bob. Right? Oh, I don't even.

[Bobo]

Your numbers blow my head in.

[John Clay Wolf]

The drinking. You know, I drank a lot this past year, trying to get used to. To this new volume and keep it off my mind. I'm not as bad as I was, but. But it, like. I mean, I got wasted on Wednesday.

[Michael Turley]

That's an excellent story.

[Bobo]

Last week. It's not either.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that's not.

[Bobo]

It doesn't work for you?

[Michael Turley]

Are you sure?

[Bobo]

Yes, I'm very sure.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, what. What are you talking about?

[Bobo]

You have many, many, many examples of where alcohol overdoing does not.

[John Clay Wolf]

The level of stress that's on you. It really has something to do with like. So I went through six beers.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Long necks, 12 ounces. And at the end of six beers, I'm. You know, I normally don't finish them. I get to four and a half and call it up, throw the rest away. But, I mean, I sucked down six beers like they were Gatorades. And in like, okay, where's the next.

[Bobo]

You're trying to get to that point where I just don't care right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I. I was real surprised when I looked over and saw six beers going on. I'm like, I don't feel drunk. And I'm like, just getting warmed up.

[DJ Pre K]

Do whiskey.

[JD Ryan]

It'll be quicker.

[John Clay Wolf]

Buzz.

[Bobo]

Yeah, it's great. It's cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a nightmare this week. A New Year's nightmare.

[JD Ryan]

Oh, boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where I was. Instead of hanging out at the bar, I was in a gym.

[Bobo]

Yeah. That is a nightmare.

[John Clay Wolf]

And like, like, I. I convinced myself that instead of like. Like, it was really okay to, like, take all that time where I just sit and chill out and drink beer.

[Michael Turley]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And turn it into gym time.

[Bobo]

Why is that a nightmare?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was. It was scary.

[Bobo]

And you'd be healthy and you'd be happy, and you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know. I'm happy now. Let's not confuse health and happiness. Right. I'm very happy doing what I'm doing. I like it.

[Michael Turley]

Damn right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the. But. But, like, you know, I, like, turned into that. That, that. That new guy, you know, like, oh, I work out all the time and I eat healthy and I know I don't go there. I'll be at the gym. I'll be at the gym. I'll be at the gym.

[Bobo]

But it's a healthy way to burn off that energy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobo]

And burn off that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just need to learn the desire. I need to. I need to figure out where that feels good. Because right now I hate it. Right, Right. Like when I'm doing push ups. Like, okay, let's do 50 push ups, and I get 15 down, then I do 20 more, and then I do 20 more, and I hate it.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, this sucks so bad. I'd rather be mowing the lawn.

[Michael Turley]

Can you do 50?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd rather be doing laundry. Huh?

[Michael Turley]

Can you do 50 push ups?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I do 50 push ups.

[Bobo]

Can you really? I couldn't do five.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't do them in a row. I can do them in, like, over 50. I can do. I can bust off 25 and 25. But those last 10 on that last 25. Five.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're murder.

[Michael Turley]

I made a guy who wants to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hurt himself like that.

[Michael Turley]

I got 38 in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. 38 push ups. And I like to die.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, are you. Are you turning over a new leaf? Are you getting healthy?

[JD Ryan]

Yeah, I mean, I'm just. I'm trying to lean out a little bit because I'd like to try to do another marathon, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, do that.

[JD Ryan]

I need to. I need to get down to about 180, because it's when I did it, but, Golly, it's been 2011. That's what I was at, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, there's nothing better in the world than going to the barbecue place or the Mexican. Whoever serves the frozen schooners and. And having four of those over two.

[Bobo]

Hours and calling Uber.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just the best thing in the world.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why is that? I used to laugh at people that did that. Is it the.

[JD Ryan]

Is it just the ritual? So what if you put something else in that schooner?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, no, I put. I. I have my computer up. Up.

[JD Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I work.

[Bobo]

If it works for you, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, but, but I know it's bad. How is it bad?

[Bobo]

I used to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I used to make fun of people that did that. Oh, he's just an old drunk. Oh, look at that. I know, but I mean, I'm sitting there in a. You know, once a week at a bar drinking beer.

[Bobo]

Is it affecting anything else in your life?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but it does make me feel bad. The next day, it's up to you.

[JD Ryan]

Drink water when you affect something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a fl. A 40. I'm a 40 inch waist, and I should be a 38.

[Bobo]

Obviously, that's not as bad as the feeling that you get when you don't drink. Because we, as humans, we go toward whatever feels the best. We just do.

[JD Ryan]

Isn't that maybe because it's addicted?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, like, if I was. If I was working out and doing all that crap, and what am I gonna do with it? Why get in some great shape?

[Bobo]

Can you sleep better? You feel better? Sex is better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sex is better. You look better.

[Bobo]

You're not pushing 50 pounds back and forth. Not to be gross workout. That's a 90 second workout once a week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, 90 seconds my ass.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know what you're talking about, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

On what?

[Bobo]

Just kidding. It was a.

[Michael Turley]

Sex is better.

[Bobo]

That was a joke.

[Michael Turley]

You're doing it wrong, dude.

[Bobo]

If you're. If you're 100 pounds overweight and you're on your regular correct weight, yes, sex is better. When you're lean, it just is, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, let's call it fooling around. It's later in the day. There's kids, you know, this isn't the Dr. Ruth show.

[Michael Turley]

I'm a good 70 pounds overweight.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And I do just fine when the opportunity arrives.

[Bobo]

Thank you for that visual that I now will drink out of my head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway.

[Bobo]

I'm just kidding.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's got the.

[Bobo]

It ain't me, buddy. Don't be mad at me.

[Michael Turley]

Don't you damn iPhone.

[Bobo]

It was not me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith Richards, come over here.

[Bobo]

Yes, Keith. Oh, did you see Keith in the. There was a video of him wearing underwear and a T shirt wishing everybody a happy New Year. And he was semi sober.

[JD Ryan]

Really?

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keith. What. What's your theory on. On drinking?

[Bobo]

Oh, lucky you quit. Well, you quit, oh, about a month ago, but you stopped.

[Michael Turley]

Because you gave me the tequila.

[Bobo]

I gave you some tequila and I.

[Michael Turley]

Got you back on the wagon. Clearly, your wagon sucks. Don't do it. Don't do the wagon. You can have a drink. Okay. Is it. Is it make a game? Make a game.

[JD Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, Right.

[Michael Turley]

Is it that you take glass, right? Take a glass, fill it with whiskey.

[Bobo]

Whiskey.

[Michael Turley]

Drink it, drink it, right? And then wait.

[Bobo]

Wait for What?

[Michael Turley]

Wait about 10 minutes. Okay, fill it again. Drink it like that. If you can drink six whiskeys.

[Bobo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

In an hour, pace it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's like that.

[Bobo]

Way too much.

[Michael Turley]

You'll feel better, but you may be photographed in your skivvies like you. This happened to me. Like, that was a nice photo, wasn't it?

[Bobo]

It was a great photo. And it was nice of you to wish everybody a happy new year. But next time, put some Pants on.

[Michael Turley]

I should have done that. But whiskey talking.

[JD Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, pants.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, where I'm going, I don't need pants.

[Bobo]

You're 140.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know when I was on that vacation for a week in Colorado. Yep. Which I still worked a lot during the day. Not. Not a lot. Not as much as normal, but a little bit. I didn't drink almost anything.

[Satan]

Really did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I did. I quit drinking for two months last summer.

[Bobo]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it two months?

[Bobo]

It was two months.

[Michael Turley]

It's a long time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder if I was happy then.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. You didn't act happy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, he did.

[Michael Turley]

You talked about it a lot. You talked about wanting to drink a lot. Here. Here it is.

[Bobo]

Here comes the devil speaking through.

[Satan]

Baba.

[Michael Turley]

I ain't the devil, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two months. That's a long time. It's a long.

[Michael Turley]

All things in moderation.

[Bobo]

I have 10 years coming up on the 26th.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's even a longer time.

[Bobo]

Good for you. It's good for something. Yeah.

[Satan]

Not.

[Bobo]

Not for everybody now.

[JD Ryan]

Was it hard on the ship? Because there was a lot of.

[Bobo]

It was really hard on the cruise ship because it was. The bars were everywhere. Everybody was drinking. And you got that mentality of, you know, you're not home and you're on vacation. You really deserve this.

[John Clay Wolf]

This.

[Bobo]

You've got almost 10 years. Yeah. Let's do something different. And it's so easy to go to a bar.

[JD Ryan]

Your lady friend was drinking, too.

[Michael Turley]

Drinking too.

[John Clay Wolf]

These old gals drink wine like we drink beer. I think they're worse.

[JD Ryan]

Wine's got higher alcohol.

[Bobo]

Yeah, 15 or more.

[JD Ryan]

But it's okay because it's one.

[Bobo]

But it's wine. I'm just drinking wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, the cowboy games coming on, the Saints game's coming on. I'm gonna get. I'm gonna drink beer. It's just. It's just part of it.

[Bobo]

Part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess that's why the beer. Beer companies are so into it.

[Bobo]

That's why when I first quit drinking, I sold my boat. Because, you know, boating and alcohol.

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't seen my boat in a year.

[JD Ryan]

Still floating.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Some guy emailed me last night off the company site, said, hey, your boat's still out here. Do you want me to start it up and keep it running for you? I wrote back, will you please sell it for me? It's like, how much? I said, whatever you can get.

[Bobo]

Whatever you get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I need to get rid of that damn boat. It's a great time of year to sell them too. Almost. Almost.

[Bobo]

It's coming in spring.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Well, you don't need to call me. Just go to the website. Go to givemetheven.com. you've heard all the crap. You know the rumors. It's true. Read our reviews. If we don't beat your CarMax offer for guys in CarMax zones, we'll send you a check for $100. We're the highest buyer on wholesale buyer on cars there is. Trust me. We've taken plenty of losses. I know. We give too much all the time. See you next Saturday.

[Bobo]

Out.