#182 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.19.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #182 (01.19.19)

Original Air Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D. Ryan, Bobby Brown (Bobbo), Michael Turley, DJ Pre K
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Episode Overview

This episode of the John Clay Wolfe Show delivers the expected blend of irreverent humor, off-the-cuff banter, and real talk about cars, sports, pop culture, and life in the South. The cast riffs on topical events (like the Gillette "toxic masculinity" ad), debates the boundaries of comedy in advertising, swaps wild work stories, and takes live calls to bid on listeners' vehicles. Along the way, the team tackles topics ranging from Super Bowl predictions to the insanity of modern car prices, always lacing conversation with a self-aware, no-holds-barred style.

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Table of Contents

• Opening Banter & Weather (00:00)
• Gillette Commercial & The "Me Too" Movement (01:34)
• Edgy Car Ads, Caitlyn Jenner Jokes & Program Director Pushback (04:05)
• Uncle Roy Story: Getting Shot by His Wife (07:32)
• Listener Call-Ins: Vehicle Bids & Upgrades (21:12, 25:57, 32:47)
• "White, Black, Latino, or Other" Crime Segment (17:40 & 29:27)
• Pop Culture/Comedy: R. Kelly & Dave Chappelle (23:28)
• Sports Talk: CFL, Johnny Football, Playoff Picks (13:27, 51:06)
• Auction Tales, Sabotage & Big Phil's Firing (35:04, 39:03)
• Parenting & Teen Phone Drama (43:07)
• Drinking Culture, Beer Talk & Legal Weed (119:48, 135:47)
• Mustang vs. Mazda: Ride of the Week (124:47)
• Podcast Aftershow: Pink Floyd, Smoking, and Station Politics (141:12)
• Memorable Quotes

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Opening Banter & Weather (00:00–01:16)

• John, JD, Bobby Brown, and Michael Turley kick off with wisecracks about Saturday mornings, body image, and the cold snap hitting the country.
• Weather headlines: 40 inches of snow heading for the northeast, rain in California (“California, in Vegas, laughing your asses off at us.” – Michael Turley, 01:04)
• Quick recap of the week’s car auction: ~600 cars sold—a record week for their operation.

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Gillette Commercial & The "Me Too" Movement (01:34–03:44)

• Bobby Brown remarks on the public uproar over the new Gillette ad addressing toxic masculinity.
• The group listens to clips from the ad and takes aim at the brand’s late arrival to “Me Too” messaging:
  • “A generally positive message, right? But isn’t that about a year late?” – Bobby Brown, 02:37
  • “About 50 years late.” – J.D. Ryan, 02:44
  • Mild confusion about how relevant or effective the commercial is, and jokes about brands jumping on activist bandwagons.
• John mistakenly conflates Me Too with "the transvestite thing," leading to rapid-fire jokes and corrective banter.

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Edgy Car Ads, Caitlyn Jenner Jokes & Program Director Pushback (04:05–07:32)

• John unveils several controversial new ad scripts for GiveMeTheVIN, including:
  • “I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I'm an athlete in my own right…” (04:05, full script recited)
  • The group debates whether the punchline is funny or offensive, and speculates about management pushback.
  • "Just that first five words is the problem." — Michael Turley (04:43)
  • More rejected/“under review” scripts surface, each leaning further into bawdy, edgy humor (e.g., “you won't get the clap, but you'll get a hell of a deal,” 06:06).

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Uncle Roy Story: Getting Shot by His Wife (07:32–11:57)

• John calls Uncle Roy, their colorful head of transportation, who recounts a wild workplace morning and a legendary personal story:
  • Uncle Roy explains he was once shot by his wife at 2 a.m., after she thought he was cheating while he was actually out shooting pool.
  • “She shot you right straight through the front door.” – Uncle Roy, 10:22
  • The show runs with the story, folding it into running jokes about the reality of their operation and the quirky “Uncle Roy methodology.”

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Listener Call-Ins: Vehicle Bids & Upgrades (21:12, 25:57, 32:47)

• Multiple listeners call in to get real-time bids on their used cars:
  • Example: 2013 Acura TL, 65k miles, navigation package. (“Does ten grand buy it?” “Oh, no.” “Well, that’s MMR on it is 9400, I’m thinking ten grand, ten five, because you sound so nice.” – 22:22)
  • Humorous asides about “chicken-fried pickups,” negative equity, and the perils of selling junkers with high miles.
  • John’s signature blend of honesty and snark: “If you said my grandpa died and it had 41 on it, I’d really impress him. 198 (K miles)...he’s lucky I offered anything.” – 27:10

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"White, Black, Latino, or Other" Crime Segment (17:40 & 29:27)

• DJ Pre K introduces a recurring guessing game: Tell a crime story, have the crew guess the perpetrator’s ethnic background.
  • This week: Woman becomes obsessed with the cop who arrested her, sends X-rated messages and later smashes her way into the police station seeking him.
  • Guesses: John = Latino, Turley = White, JD = Black, Bobby = Latino. Reveal: “Another one of y’all crazy honkers”—she’s white, named Ashley Keister (32:10).
  • The panel cracks up over JD’s line: “Just to be different, I’ll go black this evening.” – 31:32

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Pop Culture/Comedy: R. Kelly & Dave Chappelle (23:28–25:20)

• The team discusses Dave Chappelle’s infamous R. Kelly parody and R. Kelly’s anger over it, plus the larger issue of targeted satire in comedy.
  • Clip: “He literally sent his entourage to confront (Chappelle) about that bit on his show...” (24:18)
  • John ties this back to his own ad writing style: “My sense of humor is twisted a little bit sometimes. Maybe sometimes my filter’s off.” (44:32)

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Sports Talk: CFL, Johnny "Football," Playoff Picks (13:27, 51:06)

• Playful phone interview with “Johnny Football” (impression/skit), riffing on his Canadian league drama (“Screw Canada, man.” 14:42), legal weed, and burnout.
• Rams/Saints and Chiefs/Patriots playoff previews, with chipmunk character “Rush Limbo” offering predictions and prop bet ideas, and jokes about betting on player injuries.
• Lively banter about football lines, Canadian football, and Tom Brady’s potential retirement.

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Auction Tales, Sabotage & Big Phil's Firing (35:04, 39:03)

• Long-form story about “Big Phil,” a caller fired from Manheim Auction for allegedly favoring GiveMeTheVIN’s cars (shutting down rival lanes to ensure “high-end cars” passed through undamaged).
• John discusses real-life instances of car auction sabotage (people hacking ODB ports, letting air out of rivals’ tires, etc.), but clarifies that Manheim Dallas has “cleaned house”—now, strong security and less insider mischief.
  • “It got where cars were getting molested left and right. And they brought in a SWAT team kind of deal to straighten it out … so it’s not that bad anymore.” – 40:30

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Parenting & Teen Phone Drama (43:07–44:36)

• A humorous look at generational differences in parenting, featuring a 16-year-old calling 911 on her dad for confiscating her $800 phone.
• John’s take: “Everything that you own belongs to your mother and your father. Having a phone is not a right. It’s a trip.” (43:34)
• Chatter about the ways kids hide things on phones and how the “upside-down” world of parenting has changed.

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Drinking Culture, Beer Talk & Legal Weed (119:48, 135:47)

• John rails against the “craft beer” trend at bars that have ousted common domestics from their taps.
  • “If I wanted it in a bottle, I’d be in my car in front of a 7-Eleven drinking it. I came here, I want a draft beer!” – 119:21
• Mixed opinions on the future of legal weed in Texas—medicinal likely, full recreational unlikely due to “too much Bible Belt.”
• Lighter topics: Jokes about whiskey preferences, Swinger symbolism at the office (pineapples and hot dogs left on desks as coded invitations).

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Mustang vs. Mazda: Ride of the Week (124:47–128:23)

• Turley reviews the 2019 Ford Mustang 5.0 as a comfortable daily driver with “460 horsepower” and “plenty of burnouts on tap” (125:10), praising its seat comfort and sound.
• Bobbo touts the “zoom zoom” Mazda CX-5 as a $39k value leader with nimble handling and real cargo room.
• Show makes jokes about rising car prices: “When you were a kid...MSRP on a new car was less than 10k and that was a nice car!” – JD, 128:54

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Podcast Aftershow: Pink Floyd, Smoking, and Station Politics (141:12–151:51)

• Unfiltered, adult-only segment (“turn it off now, you deviant little fuckerbag”).
• John talks about getting caught with edibles in Colorado, running through Pink Floyd’s “Interstellar Overdrive” while stoned, and favorite “music to get high to.”
• Rant about why the San Diego station dropped the show: constant censorship over edgy bits (“white, black, Latino, or other"), mis-match with the station’s format.
• Guests reminisce about dorm life, stoner ingenuity, and Beatles reissues.

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Memorable Quotes

“I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I’m an athlete in my own right…”
— John Clay Wolfe, (04:05, throughout episode as a recurring bit)

“She shot you right straight through the front door.”
— Uncle Roy, (10:22)

“Just that first five words is the problem.”
— Michael Turley, (04:43)

“Just to be different, I’ll go black this evening.”
— J.D. Ryan, (31:32)

“Everything that you own belongs to your mother and your father. Having a phone is not a right. It’s a trip.”
— John Clay Wolfe, (43:34)

“You know what old buddy? The Second Amendment is my license.”
— Bobby Brown, (83:09)

“If you said my grandpa died and it had 41 on it, I’d really impress him. 198 (K miles)...he’s lucky I offered anything.”
— John Clay Wolfe, (27:10)

“Swinger game. So someone is putting a pineapple on your desk saying they are interested in you and your bride.”
— John Clay Wolfe, (70:32)

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Useful Timestamps

• Gillette ad/Me Too talk: 01:34–03:44
• Caitlyn Jenner ad debate: 04:05–07:32, 44:32–46:05
• Uncle Roy’s shooting story: 07:32–11:57
• "White, Black, Latino or Other" segment: 17:40, 29:27–32:47
• R. Kelly/Chappelle: 23:28–25:20
• Playoff football (Goat Boy, Rush Limbo): 51:06–53:54, 89:35–90:30
• Big Phil auction/Sabotage: 35:04–40:30
• Parenting & phone 911: 43:07–44:36
• Beer/IPA rant: 119:48–121:45
• Mustang/Mazda reviews: 124:47–128:23
• Podcast aftershow (weed, Floyd): 141:12–151:51

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Final Thoughts

This episode typifies the offbeat, Southern-flavored, boundary-pushing radio that has defined the John Clay Wolfe Show. Between the backroom dealership stories, live car bids, and blue-collar wit, the show delivers both automotive expertise and a slice-of-life Texas spirit—bold, loud, sometimes crass, and always memorable.

For comedy, car talk, and an unapologetically unfiltered take on the world, this is essential listening.

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

They're prostitutes, man.

Hit them up now.

[Caller/Listener]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

I say it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

John Clay Wolf.

[Caller/Listener]

In the middle of the road.

[Bobby Brown]

Must be Saturday morning. There are all my friends on the John Clay Wolf Show. It's nice to see. It's your Uncle Bobbo on the big chair. J.D. ryan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, Bobble. You look great.

[Bobby Brown]

I feel like I haven't seen you in a year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you lost weight? You've been on a vacation. What?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm not trying to lose weight. Not what you'd call the most health conscious fella in the room. Probably feeling good on a crisp Saturday morning. I'm guessing in your neck of the woods as well. It's gotten pretty chilly.

[J.D. Ryan]

It has suddenly outside. Well, all over. They have up to 40 inches of snow in the northeast coming. It started yesterday and it's on the way throughout the weekend. So if you're in the south, southern part of the country, it's just cold. Everywhere else it's gonna snow.

[Michael Turley]

Or if you're in California, in Vegas, laughing your asses off at us.

[J.D. Ryan]

California got a ton of rain when this first started.

[Michael Turley]

It's rain.

[J.D. Ryan]

What they need in California is something else to make the ground shift.

[Bobby Brown]

And there's your. There's your weather wrap up. We got a lot of business going by, man. Auction was crazy this week.

[Caller/Listener]

Again.

[Bobby Brown]

We're doing, I think we did something like 600 cars or something. John will have the skinny. He'll have the specifics on that. But, man, what a big week at auction. I'll tell you something else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tell you something else.

[Bobby Brown]

Have you seen this? Okay, everybody's up in arms about the Gillette commercial. Are you aware of this?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, I don't have a computer. Yes, I'm aware of it.

[Bobby Brown]

And I haven't been accused widely of not understanding media. Yeah, I'm not sure what the big deal is. I'm not even sure really what. What precisely they're trying to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't really, I mean.

[Michael Turley]

Well, do you want me to play it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

For those that don't have.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's pretty obvious what they're doing. I mean, it's not real. It's not groundbreaking by any stretch of the imagination.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the best a man can get?

[Michael Turley]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

We can't hide from it. Sexual harassment. It's been going on far too long.

[Michael Turley]

We can't laugh it off making the same old excuses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boys Will be boys. Boys will be boys.

Boys will be boys.

But something finally changed. We believe in the best in men. Because the boys watching today will be the men of tomorrow.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, so buy our razor.

[J.D. Ryan]

Buy our razor.

[Bobby Brown]

A generally positive message, Right? But isn't that about a year late?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's about 50 years late.

[Bobby Brown]

They're trying to. They're trying to tie into the Me Too movement. Do they just want to wait until super bowl time?

[J.D. Ryan]

They're just tying this. The Me Too thing. That's all men quit is Me too.

[John Clay Wolf]

The transvestite thing?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not sure that's not me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not even close.

[Bobby Brown]

Current society will drive you crazy. You know, they come out with a. I see this on Twitter. I should never have picked up that Twitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just let that sink in for a moment. Is that the transvestite thing? Me too. Stop it. How do you. How do you just let that robot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's on my mind because we put together a commercial. Oh. That had a Caitlyn Jenner snap in it. And it's just me in a program director. Kick back on me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quit being mad.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on, J.D. have you heard this spot?

[J.D. Ryan]

Let it Go? No. Well, what are we talking about now?

[Michael Turley]

I think it's. It doesn't necessarily mean it's about Caitlyn Jenner. I think there's other reasons why there's a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

You listen to this spot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is this our spot for us?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[DJ Pre K]

John.

[Michael Turley]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my creative genius. Damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Michael Turley]

And is being squashed by program director.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish it was.

[Caller/Listener]

Then.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I'm an athlete in my own right, not a pro ballplayer. But I did walk on at smu. And yeah, I suck. Just like the whole team sucked under Mr. Forrest Greg and Tom Rossley in 1991. We suck. But we were proud. And I took that pride and I made something great. I created givemetheven.com the best damn car buying company in the United States of these here Americas. My name is John Clay Wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com 60 second offer. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you a damn hundred dollar bill. Yes, sir. That's the Make America great again movement. Man Dud.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was beautiful. How would there be any push back now?

[John Clay Wolf]

I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, just. Just that first five words is the problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got Jenny laughing.

[Bobby Brown]

It's Sar you know, play it again, Play it again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I mean, you're supposed.

[Michael Turley]

To ease it in there, John.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, it's perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like it. See, JD Likes it perfect.

[J.D. Ryan]

You get him hooked. And then what did I just, what.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did I just hear? What did he just put in my mouth?

[J.D. Ryan]

Exactly. That way they listen to the whole commercial, hoping you'll see.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he just put in my ear?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hoping you'll say it again. Oh, that's brilliant. Brilliant.

[Michael Turley]

Now there's others that he tried to get past too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does this make fun of John segment? Yeah. No, no.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if it's making fun of. It's just your taste is interesting.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm not hung like DEZ Bryant, but I'm an athlete in my own right, not a pro. Hang on, hang on. Stop.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, that was the, that was the original.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the original.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, ye had to back it away.

[John Clay Wolf]

From that and then go with Caitlyn. Well, it was like a football spot. I'm like, hey, I'm not Dez Bryant, right? You know, I'm not number 88 from, from head to toe. I'm telling you, it ain't me, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

I played the game.

[Michael Turley]

We could see why those were rejected.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know if they're rejected. I think they're under review.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, they're causing a stir. They're, they're creating buzz.

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a review.

[Michael Turley]

Here's another one that's getting reviewed too.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf and I'm not going to tell you I'm an astronaut or that I can pee pure beer, but I can buy a truck and I've got a check that's good. Better than some of those other guys that talk like this. GiveMeTheEven.com is the best damn car buyer in all of Texas. And I mean all of it. North to southeast to west, from Boys Town to the Red river. Go to givemetheven.com. get your 60 second offer from me, John Clay [e-mail] right now. If we don't beat your Carmax offer, we owe you a hunsky. You won't get the clap, but you'll get a hell of a deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, that was too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was too much. Was that piling on? Yes, that was Bobo. He took other pieces and put it on. See, Boba, you ruined it. You overdid it. Now this last one got the coffee too hot again.

[Michael Turley]

Those are all just. I Don't think there's any way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. What the. Honestly, the Caitlyn Jenner thing. So funny and so odd. That should pass, but go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

This one, I think should pass.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So I built a company around that principle. My name is John clay wolf, and givemetheven.com is extre. Extremely flexible and has a great attitude.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Without saying anything. Yeah. We come to your house, we pick it up with a check you write 25 years in the making. Of course I wrote that.

[Michael Turley]

That one. That sounds like you, John. Seriously.

[J.D. Ryan]

That does.

[Michael Turley]

That's perfect to a T. There's nothing forced. They're not trying to be funny. That's just a good old country boy. I mean, that's great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Speaking of force, I've got Uncle Roy online. To Uncle Roy there.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's almost Dr. Philish.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy, can you hear me?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah. What's up?

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell is going on downstairs out in the parking lot? Y' all yelling like a bunch of drunks with the. The. At 2:30 in the morning.

[Caller/Listener]

That's what you had to do first thing in the morning. Nobody understand a damn blame thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn blame thing. Roy. Uncle Roy does Blazing Saddles, dog.

[Michael Turley]

Blame it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Darn it.

[Caller/Listener]

Zara, you got to get your blow pit on them early.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So what? We're talking to Uncle Roy. He's the. He's the chief coordinator for all transportation national at here, givemetheven.com so what. What were you doing? Because you really raising your voice.

[Caller/Listener]

He's out there trying to start that Cadillac. It won't start the battery there. Well, you got to put your foot on the plate. You know, he's trying to start it from the outside. You know you. Well, when I call you how to put your foot on the brakes, I say you got an antique top.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this the white black kid? DJ Prek trying to start his old Caddy?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't know. He's white kid. I don't know about the black kid. He ain't got no hood training.

[Bobby Brown]

No hood training.

[John Clay Wolf]

So where are y' all heading out today? Do you got a lot of deliveries? A lot of pickups?

[Caller/Listener]

Paris.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paris?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to Paris, Texas?

[Caller/Listener]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is the. How much money is the car you're picking up in Paris, Texas?

[Caller/Listener]

I never looked at it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bet if it's like 500, just stop. It cost more than $500 to go to Paris, Texas.

[Caller/Listener]

I know Paris and the rest of them pretty close. We have a full.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you don't know how much it is. Oh, I doubt it. I bet. I bet it's sometimes those. Those chicken fried pickups are like, you know, expensive. It's like the rich old man out in the country that's got the fancy car in his bus barn.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they're ghetto and sometimes they're mobile home. And you get shot at. Have you ever been shot at working for us?

[Caller/Listener]

No. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been shot at, period in your life?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, it's. Well, well, well, s. Not at.

[John Clay Wolf]

What happened?

[Caller/Listener]

I got shot, not shot at.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why'd you get shot? What? Why'd you get shot?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I don't know. I. My wife, she thought I was out screwing up. That was the only night that I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the one night I wasn't timing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome to doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

And she shot you.

[Caller/Listener]

She shot you right straight through the front door.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What caliber?

[Caller/Listener]

30 380.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Caller/Listener]

I mean, the doctor told me it was a clean shot. It wasn't clean. That shot was hot.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was hot? Yeah. Bullets are crazy that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

What time was it?

[Caller/Listener]

About two in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

What had you been doing?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, we. And the boy, we were shooting pool about five times. Okay, I'll be there in five minutes. I'll be there in five minutes. Five minutes later on about five hours.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got a.380 slug in your thigh.

[Caller/Listener]

Soon as my key hit the lock, I heard something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pow.

[Caller/Listener]

And I went down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. What year was this?

[Caller/Listener]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

What year?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, oh, I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

85, 80?

[Caller/Listener]

More probably like 87. Probably.

[John Clay Wolf]

God rest her soul. She saved your life. She doesn't even know it. All right, Uncle Roy. Thank you, sir. And keep him. Keep him in check. I want. I want you to. We need to take a training video of what I saw this morning so we can send it to HR so they can train others in the Uncle Roy methodology of. What do you call it? Checking them up, straighten them up.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, you had to tell them the same thing every day. So I just start off rough with them and they won't forget.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. That's what this show is, guys. We just bring you on the inside of what we do with our. It's a reality radio show of sorts. My name's John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. ryan. Yes, it's the same that still today, the one that was Russ Martin's co host. The one that was on crying. Love that. J.D. yes, Bob. Oh, Bobby Brown. He makes a lot of the voices here.

[J.D. Ryan]

J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ryan, he's right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Michael Turley, the same Turley that used to be on the ticket for people that live in Dallas, Fort Worth. That, that Turley. The Jewish Turley. My name is John Clay Wolf and nobody knows me, but we'll be back. Uno momento. Port for four. 800-800-7234 is the call in number. Call in right now. Year, make, model, miles. Year make, model, miles. Call me. Give me your car, I'll bid it and if we make a deal, I'll buy it. 800, 800 radio. Average rough or clean. Year, make, model, miles. Calling right now during this break. And I'll bet it as soon as we come.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf not hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Bobby Brown]

You don't say downset, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Presented by givemethe vin.com you see Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Omaha.

[Bobby Brown]

And then you say, oh, sorry. That's how you hike the ball in the CFL Now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf.

Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Omaha.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why sorry?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't. I don't remember.

[Michael Turley]

That's how you hike the ball in the cfl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Johnny Manziel still playing up there?

[Michael Turley]

Well, playing. I don't know about that, but he's. Yes, he is in the CFL still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think the only, the best way to find out is to ask him. Johnny, Johnny Football.

[J.D. Ryan]

Y old stone step up to the mic.

[Michael Turley]

Wake him up off the couch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy, leave him alone. He doesn't need to drive for you today. He can ride with us. Just take Tony Romo's dad. He can go drive for you, right?

[Bobby Brown]

Drop my pipe, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Johnny, Johnny Football, everybody.

[Bobby Brown]

Give me a lighter, man. Come here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see that new movie, the Mule? Johnny Football with Clint Eastwood?

[Bobby Brown]

I was. I was kicked out of the Cineplex. I started fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

No doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Cineplex.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

So I'm looking for a new theater, but you know, I can't drive. They took my license, so I've been watching old episodes of. Of Dallas and my Betamax.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what's the deal with your college, your Canadian football situation?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't. They won't call me back, man. I ain't going, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they still paying you?

[Bobby Brown]

Screw Canada, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are they still paying you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I got a good check.

[Bobby Brown]

I. I lost my check. But I think it's. I think it's. I think it's at my dad's house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Elton Tyler.

[Bobby Brown]

So I'M taking, I'm just taking it easy, man. Enjoying the summertime off smoking weed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it legal in Canada? Is Canada have the same laws as Colorado?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah, it is, man. It's more if you go, if you go to Canada, you gotta really get weed.

[John Clay Wolf]

So are you done playing football? You're gonna keep playing football? What's going on?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm gonna play tomorrow, man, but not today, okay? I'm tired, man. I gotta see who shot Junior.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who are you playing tomorrow?

[Bobby Brown]

I'm gonna play with my buds, man. T Bone, Johnny C.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all just gonna play some.

[Bobby Brown]

That other dude?

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all are just gonna play some sand?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that dude's name?

[Bobby Brown]

Manny? I don't remember, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Chinaman, man.

[Bobby Brown]

We play, we play flag football without a flag. So it's more like touch football.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you like full time qb? Yeah, that's what I would think.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I was, I was drafted in the first round.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when y' all line up for touch football, they always pick you first?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, man, you do three days. Gotta make you feel good and token up, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Smoke it out. Canadian football sucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Johnny. Football fired up. 800-800-7234. That's 800-800-A radio. If you'd like for me to buy your car, call in your make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Just like the man from Peck, Pecus, Pekis. I. I don't know why I was saying Pecos. I mean Pecos.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a long damn way to Pecos, man. I looked that up not too long ago. That's a long, long, long drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the new Rainbow Bar in Pecos like in the Charlie Robinson song? Well, I sit in my car, new rainbow bar, downtown. Baba's gonna sing a little harmony for us and play some acoustic guitar in the 10 o' clock hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeehaw.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love that.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ to the pre K. Good morning. Wake up. Can you hear me? You gotta wake up.

[Michael Turley]

He's on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pre K, Prekay. We're calling for you on the radio. You tell your homeboy to hold. Tell your homeboy to hold on. They, they want to. The people are calling for you. Oh, the people.

[DJ Pre K]

You know I love the people, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

These honkies are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, so we're bringing back white, black, Latino or other.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and we're all excited about it. Do you, do you have a good one for today?

[DJ Pre K]

I got a good one for today, man. I Give y' all a little taste, you know, this one kind of depends on, well, let's say what kind of girl y' all think is the craziest, man, cuz we got a crazy one today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, what kind of girls you going to read the story and then we'll hit it again formally later. Oh, for sure, for sure.

[DJ Pre K]

Let me, let me get it real hit.

[John Clay Wolf]

The highlights of.

[Bobby Brown]

You are now about to witness the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Strength of freedom story.

[DJ Pre K]

It's gonna be a crime story. Y' all gotta guess the ethnicity. All right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, I'll get that.

[DJ Pre K]

So today we, we've all had lady friends that, you know, connect a little crazy, right? They get a little action, then things go south and they start showing their crazy self. And our culprit today is a hot damn perfect example. We got a lady in Pennsylvania that got swooned by a young prince charming. But this ain't your regular fairy tale, cuz the player she's getting choosy with is a police officer that arrested her. Now I don't know what all went on during the arrest. You know, that's between the thin blue line, the old girl panty line. The reports say after her arrest she sent some triple X messages to the officer on social media and she'd even call 911 just to talk to him. And you know, how sweet. But when she saw the love wasn't reciprocated, she took it to the next level. She decided to head up to the police station late at night and bust down the door to find her man. Surveillance shows her smashing the door with one of them big old cigarette butt receptacles saying, honey, I'm home. She rummaged through some files and all that before Popo came back home and arrested her for burglary, burglary, vandalism and ag assault on an officer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what did y' all do at his house? Does she do that at his house or his office? Oh, wow. There's no question it's Latino. But we'll do the whole thing correctly here in a little while. I mean, the only women that can get that angry and passionate are from Spain or Peru or Yugoslavia. No, no, that's Mexico. Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. We buy cars in the radio. We've got some people on hold. We'll get to them in a minute. We'll be here for a while.

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com now, John Clay Wolf.

See, Baba, when you pick one like this, you gotta let the Whole thing play out. So if you're gonna pick an intro like this, you got to be committed to 30, 45 seconds because you can't start talking until the course and the, the guitars in the rollout unless you started.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's a great tune, don't get me wrong.

[Bobby Brown]

What was the instruction again?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just saying when you pick a. Where's Casey Kasem? He'll explain it. You still got that handy Turley? If you don't understand my intro, you know directions. I'll let. Casey. Casey.

[Bobby Brown]

See, when you come out with those, those up tempo numbers, I'm talking about a dog dying, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dusty in Fort Worth. Good morning, you're on the air. Dusty. Good morning, Dusty.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, hello, Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

Hi, hi. I have a 2013 Acura TL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, is it a technology package?

[Caller/Listener]

Is it a what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's a TL with 65,000 miles. And what color it is?

[Caller/Listener]

Like a charcoal gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I like it, I like it, I like it. I like it. I like it.

[Caller/Listener]

I like it too.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you going to get? Are you just gonna sell it or did somebody die?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I need a bigger vehicle of kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, how many kids?

[Caller/Listener]

What kind of kids?

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Black, white, Latino or others. In a minute. We're not doing that segment right now. How many kids?

[Caller/Listener]

I have three.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Yeah, you do need something bigger. Okay, does ten grand buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's MMR on, it's 9400. I'm thinking ten grand. Ten, five. Because you sound so nice.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a big payoff? 17. Oh, do you have a big payoff on it?

[Caller/Listener]

A big what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Payoff?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, we owe right over. 17.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch. Yeah, well, what you can do is get a program, what they call a program car. A current year model Dodge Caravan. They quit making them. So be a year older and roll your negative equity into that. The vans are pretty good about bailing people out of a upside down this. So when you get to the car dealership, tell them, I know I'm screwed in my car. But you know, John said, John Clay said, find a 2017 minivan with no miles on it and dig me out. And it will. And bring a shovel and a pitchfork, maybe a backhoe and a preacher. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Now, what were you saying about R. Kelly?

[Bobby Brown]

R. Kelly, do you remember the Dave Chappelle bit?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

That he did on R. Kelly. That was really, really funny. We have audio from that, Charlie.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. This bit, see?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rolling around, sitting on doves, high on shrubs, cooling in my Escalade.

[Caller/Listener]

Man, I'm paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got it made. Take me to your special place.

[Bobby Brown]

Close your eyes, show me your face.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm going to. On it. And after the air.

[Bobby Brown]

R. Kelly was. R. Kelly was really, really angry about that. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. And they talked to Chappelle's producer this week about it because R. Kelly's kind of back in the news again for obvious reasons.

[John Clay Wolf]

For what?

[Bobby Brown]

R. Kelly back then literally wanted to fight Dave Chappelle and sent his entourage to Chicago or Detroit to confront him about doing that bit on his show.

[John Clay Wolf]

East Coast, west coast, baby.

[Michael Turley]

Here's the producer about it.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think people understand what comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is supposed to do.

[Bobby Brown]

Like, we will observe things, we'll make fun of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did people want us to round up.

[Bobby Brown]

A posse and go arrest R. Kelly? Like, what were we supposed to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

We made fun of R. Kelly. R. Kelly wanted to fight Dave.

[Bobby Brown]

He literally stepped. His goons stepped to Dave in Chicago. And Dave's goons intervenes. And there was a. The goons negotiated. So the idea that we somehow normalized this. Like, we also did a white supremacist sketch. Our job is to poke fun at things, and even if it's bleak, we.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still poke fun at it.

[Bobby Brown]

We were trying to humiliate a guy. It's like insane familiar.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's really the story of my life.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. I mean, I mean, that's really. That's really. That. That. I mean, Dave Chappelle is my. And Richard Pryor wrote the foundation of my. Of my existence.

[Bobby Brown]

Exactly, exactly. And you know, some people just don't seem to get the joke sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Comedy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Roy, Roy. Uncle Roy helped me get that. Get that started. The spirit of that. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello? Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. What you got?

[Caller/Listener]

What I got?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

I got a 2009 Dodge Ram. 1500 four by four.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hemi miles.

[Caller/Listener]

190.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn. Five grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Five grand if it's nice. Five grand if it's nice.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it's got 200 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not gonna argue with some old boy over a 200,000 mile piece of. I mean, I'll argue with people over a nice one, but you got 200, 000 miles on your 09 Dodge. I mean, you and your dozer operator friends. I understand everybody's got to get to work. But I'm not going to argue with you about it. I mean, I'll give five grand or don't go to give me the vin dot com. My computer's gonna hit it lower than that. I'm hanging up.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll send my goons after you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go to givemetheven.com and let the machine bid it. And then you'll call me back. We're looking for that five grand.

[J.D. Ryan]

Funny man.

[Bobby Brown]

The way your face fell when he said 190.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Bobby Brown]

Then he said 8. I was like, oh, it's not gonna.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get pretty from here on out.

[Rush Limbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, if he said 72, I could impress him.

[Bobby Brown]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. If he said my grandpa died and it had 41 on it, I'd really impress him. 198. And then he wants to argue. No, he's lucky I offered anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, at least for 12 it was coming. He was gonna say my neighbor.

[Caller/Listener]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

My neighbor for his boy. And he said he give 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Why didn't you take his 10?

[Bobby Brown]

Y.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he's gathering. Okay, so he ain't got 10. What's he got? Three. Okay, well, I got five. So me and your neighbor are more on the same side of the fence than you are. And understand when your neighbor buys this mild out pos for his boy. Yeah. And it throws a rod and he's making you neighborly payments of. Of. Of 250 every 14 days to get caught up. Knock that note off. He gonna quit paying on that note.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

When it S's the bed. When it poops the bed, you're gonna get your truck back with a blown motor and three $700 down. So that's the story of my life. Good morning, Bobbo.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, daddy. Looks like a. It's gotten cold down here, John. I guess it's most of the country is. Is having that is a well diggers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Colders or just witches?

[Bobby Brown]

Very damn near well diggers.

[J.D. Ryan]

South 20s. Tonight's gonna be.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is well diggers? Where on the. On the temperature meter on the Mohs scale of hardness is well diggers?

[J.D. Ryan]

Slightly below the witches.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where. Where's witches is. Which is 30. 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Witches is 30. And so 25 is well digger.

[Bobby Brown]

Damn near damn near.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it's not even close to well digger right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like we're not there yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like pansy.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like up 44 the Northeast. That's gonna be well there. They're gonna have 40 inches of snow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a dead well digger.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Now, may not be hung like a well digger.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I could damn sure throw babbling.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah, these honkies are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ Prek, we gotta cover your white, black, Latino or other real quick show, man. I'm gonna reset it because you, you speak so slow in your slang. Crazy gal was screwing a cop. He met her when she met him. When, when, and correct me when I get the story wrong, DJ crazy gals gets arrested by a cop, they wind up liking each other and having relations.

[DJ Pre K]

Well, I don't know if the cop necessarily liked the girl, you know, that doesn't have nothing to do with the reported. I think it was a little bit one sided.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she's a little stocky, a little bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

The cop like the relation part of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But did the cop have the relation? No, no.

[DJ Pre K]

Reports say don't say it, but you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

So she got a little Glenn Close Fatal Attraction, dropped a rabbit in the pot, killed the dog. Okay. And then she takes a cigarette butt holder, one of those big ones, and slams it through the front door of the police station. Yup. And they arrested her for what?

[DJ Pre K]

They got her for burglary, vandalism and ag assault. And your question is white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you mean he? Her Who? What?

[DJ Pre K]

Who is, Is she. Is she the crazy lady busing down the police station? Is she white, black, Latino or other?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, And I voted Latino because I. I'm Latino. Women have a reputation for being extremely hot tempered.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm with you on that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Obvious choice.

[Michael Turley]

Ah, I'm going white girl because Latino. It's not like he was cheating or anything like that. White girl just can be crazy just for any reason. They just snap. Jealousy, whatever reason.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Roy got shot in the leg, he just talked about. That's a black woman. I knew his wife well.

[Michael Turley]

But he was cheating, you know, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just said he wasn't cheating.

[Michael Turley]

Well, that night.

[John Clay Wolf]

So whose side are you on that night?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, just to be different, I'll go black. So we have Latino, we have white and we have black.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what JD says in the. When he's in a. When he's in a swinger meeting. Just to be different. I'll go black this evening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please don't use that as a drop, please.

[John Clay Wolf]

I work so please time stamp that. Just to be different. I'll go black.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do I do this? Why do I do this?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I gave you guys this.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all nerdy. Oh, white and nerdy. Just to be different. I'll go black. All right. Thank you, JD. You're welcome. Taking one for the team there. Okay, so what's the answer, DJ? All right, man.

[DJ Pre K]

The culprit is 27 year old Ashley Keister. Another one of y' all crazy honkers.

[Michael Turley]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keister. Yeah, definitely white. That's how they got going with the whole sexual assault thing. Because he asked her to say her name and then it started the joke and then. Here we go. Yeah, and he winds up. Anyway, we'll Skip all that. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. The whole thing will wind up in the keister. Gary Conroe. An 11 ram, half ton. Is it a crew cab? 120 on the clock, V6. V6. Is it a ST or an SLT?

[Caller/Listener]

I think it's, you know, I'm not sure. It's got the chrome package, but it's got vinyl floor and such like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand.

[Caller/Listener]

Ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Eight grand. May meet you in the middle at nine. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We'll be right back after these messages.

[Bobby Brown]

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[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, I can't tell you how good of an impersonation of that intro voice that is.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's amazing. I mean it. Really.

[Bobby Brown]

What do you mean? That's the actual guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I thought it was you. So you got him to do it, didn't you?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. Sounds like. Oh, my God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. What's his name?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't remember.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don Pardo.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, it was Don pardo, wasn't it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. 16F150XLT with 23, 000 miles, four wheel drive, Texas edition. Crew cab, Potsy.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir. Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I'm thinking. I'm thinking 25 grand.

[Caller/Listener]

25. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go to. Give me the vin.com. go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And, Kyle, if you do that, you're a.

[Michael Turley]

Big Phil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello, Big Phil. It's Big Phil. I remember you, Big Phil.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do we know him?

[Caller/Listener]

How you guys doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[Caller/Listener]

I just wanted to give you guys a shout out. I saw your commercial on tv, and I really liked it. I don't know if a lot of people know, but you guys got a.

[John Clay Wolf]

TV commercial in Houston or in Dallas?

[Caller/Listener]

I saw it in Dallas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because we just started running it in Houston, too. Well, good. Big Phil is the guy that worked at the auctions, and he called in a couple. Like, a couple a month after we started at Manheim, and he was like, oh, my God, you got all these pretty cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Big fan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You were always so nice.

[Caller/Listener]

I wanted to give you guys a shout out. I'm no longer there, but in the five years I've been there, you guys are the only people I've ever seen come in with a helicopter. For real. I've never seen some coming with a helicopter. You guys got the best food, the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Best people, dancing, showgirls with tops.

[Caller/Listener]

My friend. My friend that's been there 10 years said, you guys are number one there and pushing them cars through that lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, we're number one in the country. Well, no, Bob Holland said. Bob Holland said number one in the country. We're number two in the country.

[Caller/Listener]

Well. And you guys always treated me really well there, and I just wanted to you. Thank you, because you guys got a really class act, and you're good people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you. Did you. Did you quit, or did they let you go?

[Caller/Listener]

They. You'll never believe that they let me go because I was. Somebody told them that I was giving you guys extra good treatment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, stop it, Big Phil. Stop it. Please, just stop.

[Caller/Listener]

You know, because I was trying to look out to make sure your cars were safe, and somebody turned me in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. I can get the general manager of the auction on the phone right now. He might not know about this, but I get the. I could get people on to verify this. You're telling me you got fired because you were trying to take care of our cars?

[Caller/Listener]

That's exactly right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what's an example of why they said you're fired for taking care of his cars?

[Caller/Listener]

Well, when you guys come out, there's like three lanes. And what I do is when they come out, each, each person is trying to come out as fast as they can. And what I would do is shut the other two down to make sure you guys got the high end cars, right? So I'm gonna give the high end cars a special treatment and then I stop the other ones to make sure you guys go by safely.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're a car racist. So you got fired for racism.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow, you guys got the nicest cars in the whole place.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it just is what it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Your fault for being.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm saying, Mel, when you got five corvettes coming out that are worth a hundred thousand dollars and the other cars are garbage, I'm going to make sure your cars are safe.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big Phil, do you want us to get you reinstated? When did you get canned? How long ago?

[Caller/Listener]

About a month ago. I came to work one day and they said, we're done with you.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, I'm going to pull the report, the official file. I'm going to read it and if I may call you back to verify some things. But, but we're not going to let this end here. I'm going to get your phone number.

[Caller/Listener]

Listen, and listen. He can, he can testify that one time I pulled him aside and I told him the one guy was roughing up your vehicle and he made sure he checked it out.

[John Clay Wolf]

What nationality was the guy?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

What nationality was the guy?

[Caller/Listener]

I was more concerned about your car, bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not a hater. He's a table racist businessman.

[Caller/Listener]

And you're a businessman and you're very serious when you're there and I respect your business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, appreciate it.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, so that, and I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I didn't know if it was one of those Middle east bomb attack deals. They'll mess your cars up, dude. And now they do it like electronically. Back in the day, they used to just cross wire stuff and they'd rig them and sabotage them. But now they've gotten like chemical warfare where they plug into the ODB port and they wreck them out electronically so they don't run right. So they can buy them cheaper and then they can redo it. It's like changing the program in it. Phil, is this real? What I'm saying.

[Caller/Listener]

As far as is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is what's your people sabotaging cars?

[Caller/Listener]

You know what, I'm gonna, I'm gonna Give you. I'm gonna be honest with you. I've been there five years. A lot of times back there, they don't treat the people's cars properly.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no. I know that. I hung up on Phil Field. Call me later. No, the people that want to screw the cars up. It makes sense. But what. But I want to clear something up real quick. First of all, the arbitration department of the Manheim Dallas is awesome. And they catch a lot of this. And then they brought in a security guy. They brought in. Do you remember Roadhouse? The movie Roadhouse, where they brought the guy in to clean the town up in the bar up. They brought a security guy in like, that wears combat boots about four years ago, three years ago to Dallas. And they cleaned a lot of this up because it got bad. It was. It got where cars were getting molested left and right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they brought in a SWAT team kind of deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why people would do it.

[Michael Turley]

I would just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And straighten it out. So it's not that bad anymore. It's actually really good. So I'm very.

[J.D. Ryan]

So actually doesn't happen at all.

[Michael Turley]

Well, what you're talking about is before the auction.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Before they run through the lane. There are guys. And I've seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've witnessed they can still hook into the ports and screw the cars up. Yes, but as far as vandalizing. Yeah, but so.

[Michael Turley]

So it's not Manheim. It's doing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's other than the arbitration department gives us a moment to look it over, and they've screwed it up. So we've got to get a new program and straighten it out. And it. We. We just resell the car. But it's the damn thing. I don't want to get into too many details, but. Yeah, people go. It'd be like, let. I'm gonna let all the errors out of your tires so you can't make it to work. That's kind of the same idea. And then.

[Michael Turley]

And then they're the ones that. On top in the lane, too. Buying the car, trying to buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I get what they're doing, why they're doing it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're either from Turkey or Oklahoma. Racist. I'm kidding. Golly. Carrying 04 Intrepid with 120, 000 miles. I didn't know there's any Intrepid still on the road. Do they still register? They still register.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't know if they still make them.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they still register them? Oh, I know they don't still make them. I thought that. I thought they went down with Lee Ico. I'll give you 200. Give it. Give it? Yeah, give it to a. Give it to a niece or a friend or our gambling debt or, you know, just something. It's just not worth anything.

[Caller/Listener]

200.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really telling you I don't want it. I mean, I'll give you 200, but I don't want it. And when I see it, I may want it. When I see you, I may give you the 200 and tell you just keep the damn car.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that could happen.

[Caller/Listener]

I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Givemetheven.com givemetheven.com lifted trucks, diesels, Corvettes, Lamborghinis, all the cool stuff. JD yes. Good morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

The line on the Rams at New Orleans is three and a half.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's always good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is that tonight?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, tomorrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't know, man. Like, hey, cowboys are out. Do I care? All right, 16 year old girl. The reason I'm bringing this story up specifically is you have a young lady who is going through this thing with the phone. See, when my kids grew up, we didn't have the phone problems that y' all do. A 16 year old girl in Ohio recently called 91 1. Why? Was there someone breaking into the home? Was there something happening? No, actually, because her daddy took away her phone and we have this 911 audio.

[Caller/Listener]

91 1, where's your emergency? My father took property which is a $800 phone that doesn't belong to him. He didn't buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Certainly if we were busy, it would.

[Michael Turley]

Have been something that was pushed to the back burner. But we still have an obligation to restore, respond.

[Caller/Listener]

I want my phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

I took her phone from her because she's a juvenile, okay?

[Caller/Listener]

I don't want her to have it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can't expect it property though.

[Caller/Listener]

And I don't live here.

[John Clay Wolf]

But guess what?

[Bobby Brown]

Everything that you own belongs to your.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your mother and your father. Having a phone is not a right. It's a trip.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[Caller/Listener]

It's like four cars and I'm like, oh my goodness, the police coming up. They look kind of tough. You know, there are so many hidden apps and little ways that they can hide and cover up things that they're doing on those phones. That is ridiculous. When the attitude changed and I give.

[Bobby Brown]

It back to her, that's just.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with especially a girl and at that age, 16, you can't take my phone. I bought it. Or my mother bought it. In this case, the mother apparently bought the phone. So she's saying it's not the dad's property, so he stole it. She was reporting it.

[Michael Turley]

So they're divorced then, I imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to take a poll. Turley, I don't know if we have time doing because we're gonna have that.

[Michael Turley]

Always carry that poll throughout the hour.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I want to hear, I want to hear you guys comments if this is offensive or not because we want to push this commercial out and I don't want to offend a bunch of people. My, my sense of humor is twisted a little bit sometimes. Maybe sometimes my filters off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to let you guys, the people be the judge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I'm an athlete in my own right, not a pro ballplayer. But I did walk on at smu. And yeah, I suck. Just like the whole team sucked under Mr. Forrest, Greg and Tom Ro Costly in 1990. And 1. We suck, but we were proud. And I took that pride and I made something great. I created givemetheven.com the best damn car buying company in the United States of these here Americas. My name is John Clay wolf. Go to givemetheven.com 60 second offer. If I don't beat your CarMax offer, I owe you a damn hundred dollar bill. Yes, sir. And go Mustangs. You know, so I Want to know 800-800-radio- call in and tell me if that's offensive or not.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's offensive to me because the so subtext is we suck, but we're proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which is not true. Not at all. Subtext is, is I got tired of sucking.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was on a suck team and I wanted to create a winning team.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the subtext. But, but, but I, but sometimes we like the, the hook on the front side is I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. And the point is, is that Bruce Jenner was a, was an athlete, great athlete that ended up not being a great athlete.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then I was a bad athlete. We ended up doing good in business on our team. So yin yang. No, no, no. Ding dong yin yang. There's a difference.

[Bobby Brown]

He never really became a bad athlete, I don't think.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he didn't become a he.

[J.D. Ryan]

The point, the point is. What's the point of a radio commercial? To get people to listen Correct the first four seconds. That is not offensive to anybody anywhere. I wouldn't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[J.D. Ryan]

And nobody's gonna turn that comm for the next 30 seconds. Nobody. Because they're going to wait in this. In this. I'm going to see if he makes me mad. It's like when people used to listen to Howard Stern, they would be angry. I hate that Howard Stern. I listen to him four hours a day, and he makes me mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

All good morning. You're on the air. You're on the air. Hey, you're on the air. I just took your call.

[Bobby Brown]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

American. I go, you're not.

[J.D. Ryan]

What were they going to say?

[Michael Turley]

Just gather the calls.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll see the job screen in there. DJ Prek, go back to school. We'll be back in a second. Oh, yeah, we're back.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Caller/Listener]

You definitely need some Tic Tacs or something. Cause your breath stink.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call in 800-800-RADIO. And now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't kiss me. Morning breath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

And we're back. Joe in somewhere says likes the spot. People need to stop being so sensitive. Thank you, Joe. Hey, DJ Prek. DJ Prek, turn your ears on.

[Michael Turley]

He's on the phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hold on. I know. He's always on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Totally does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up? What's up? Hey, I need to. I need to help you be a better screener. I'm looking at all these people on the. On hold.

[DJ Pre K]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And one of them says Paul in Rose, Texas, says Burger King, which you. You spelled burger very poorly. But that's okay.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm typing fast, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but it says Burger King. Calls burger sandwiches. So you're me and I'm you. And I'm supposed to take that to air knowing what?

[DJ Pre K]

Man, we get some crazy callers.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to ask more questions is what I'm saying.

[DJ Pre K]

And I got one line of text.

[Michael Turley]

To tell you what they're trying to say.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm doing my best, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you know, my best sometimes isn't good enough. Dj, maybe you need to dig a little deeper. Maybe you need to try a little harder. Maybe you don't need to be such a slacker.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, why, yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a massive moment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, this is Wallace.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Wallace.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, just. I want to make comment. Y' all bought my truck. Last June.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

And it was a 2012 Dodge 4 by 4.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the check clear?

[Caller/Listener]

Sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the check clear?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, it. Yes, it did, but I could.

[John Clay Wolf]

Another one. God almighty, that's close. I'm kidding. Yeah, go ahead.

[Caller/Listener]

I couldn't cash it in Houston, so I had trouble cashing it, but I mean. Because there was no banks in Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, bank of America is a pretty big bank. I mean. What bank? I mean, I went to bank of America just for that reason. So it would cover all cities.

[Caller/Listener]

No, it was some other bank.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Southwest bank. And we switch. It was Southwest Bank. We switched. We switched to bank of America for that exact reason. So we would cover nationally so everybody could have a branch local. Yep.

[Caller/Listener]

Anyway, I feel sorry for the buyer because that dodge is a piece of crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thanks for sticking one up.

[Caller/Listener]

And I just want to say Rod Ryan's an.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. You can't. I just had to dump you because you can't say that profanity on the air, but you can say what you were trying to say in a nicer way.

[Caller/Listener]

Can I say a hole?

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But what. What does Rod Ryan do? I need to meet this guy.

[Michael Turley]

What did he say?

[John Clay Wolf]

What did he say?

[Caller/Listener]

He's on 945. The buzz. I forgot it was. He was like. He thought one of your employees called up to get a free plug. Oh, mentioning Yalls company, that old deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, we've been on this station for a couple years. Yeah, I mean, you know that stuff kind of. We normally butt heads with the morning show, like three months in and then it's over. That needs to quit. Tell him to give me a call. I'll talk to him. Tell him to call my assistant. Tell him to call my assistant and make an appointment. And I will. Within 72 hours, we get a phone call lined up where I can talk to him. All right, thanks.

[Caller/Listener]

Get you some.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-72348. 800 radio. Rusty, Randy the Chipmunk, buddy, Hop on up here. Get him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right by the mic. There you are. Morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, guys.

[Rush Limbo]

What's going on?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just you. You're so cute. I want to hug you, baby. What's the matter with you? Why are you so excited?

[Rush Limbo]

NFL playoffs, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the playoffs.

[Rush Limbo]

Be giving me a lot of money changing hands.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know.

[Rush Limbo]

Hey, I'm throwing a playoff party at my house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Playoff party?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbo]

Come on over to the tree.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't get up in the jungle.

[Rush Limbo]

Bring me a couple hundred dollars. There's going to be a lot of betting.

[John Clay Wolf]

Side betting.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you Ever win any of these bets?

[Rush Limbo]

Well, of course I do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[Rush Limbo]

This one I used to win more.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah, I quit drinking whiskey.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you did.

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah, it's thrown my judgment off a bit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it'll do that.

[Rush Limbo]

You're still going to be all right. It's going to be honest. Awesome game. Gonna be awesome game. Chiefs are gonna whip the Patriots. Man, I hope.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hope.

[Rush Limbo]

I got a hundred reasons to hope they do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Any weird side bets you're doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbo]

My uncle's scooter is always betting on injuries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Injuries?

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kansas City.

[Rush Limbo]

They had to fire their running back. And they've got a guy named Spencer Ware. He's very fragile for a running back. Yes. My uncle scooter bet me $40 and he's gonna break his knee during the game. Yeah, it's kind of ghastly. It's kind of ghoulish. I love it. I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard someone.

[Rush Limbo]

You don't know what's gonna happen? Football game. You know what I mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a 750 to 1 odds that neither team would score a touchdown.

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's just the afc.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah. The big one's the nfc.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's the big one.

[Rush Limbo]

Rams and Saints.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Rush Limbo]

What do you know about the Rams?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know either.

[Rush Limbo]

You know how the Rams it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Ram it. Ram it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Ram it good.

[Rush Limbo]

You remember that song?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[Rush Limbo]

The Ram song?

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, oh, oh. There it is.

[J.D. Ryan]

There it is.

[Rush Limbo]

Charlie's got it. Oh, look at him dance, baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're so cute.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know he's related to Alvin and them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you can hear it when he sings.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I can hear.

[J.D. Ryan]

I hear Alvin.

[Rush Limbo]

Dance, music, sex, Romance.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, baby. You're betting on the Rams?

[Rush Limbo]

Yeah. I gotta bet on the Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

You gotta bet on the Rams.

[Rush Limbo]

It's a tough one, though.

[Caller/Listener]

That's a tough one.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the Saints, baby?

[Rush Limbo]

I know. Everybody loves Drew Brees. You know Drew Brees is like the best guy in the NFL. He saves people from burning buses.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe that happened. Yeah.

[Rush Limbo]

He's a 32nd degree Mason.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[Rush Limbo]

He goes to church every Sunday.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who?

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad. They're gonna win. It's gonna be good.

[Rush Limbo]

He's always picking up the tag.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then they're gonna lose to Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. But that happens.

[Rush Limbo]

He's a Baptist and a Methodist.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's hard to beat either one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, will this be the end of Tom Brady if they win?

[Michael Turley]

I think he might go out. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gotta be great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Go out on a big, high note. See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. It'd be a better way than Nick Saban went out this year.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, hey, he's not out. He's bad. He's. He's not. He's not retiring.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know, but he went out pretty hard. He got lights out. I mean, D beat that bad in the, in the final game. That's unheard of.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. I mean, it's not. It's not a pleasant way to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out, but the dynasty is the dynasty, and it's set in stone forever. We will. I mean, it's a. It's like a Roman empire. It'll be talked about 200 years from now.

[Rush Limbo]

60 bucks on that game.

[Michael Turley]

Just like the Patriots. I mean, the last 15 years. I mean, that's. They're the best team. I think it's ever in the NFL.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously, it's just the franchise for the. There's nothing. We've never seen anything like it. But just because we want to root against him doesn't mean we're hating on you. Tom Brady.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, that's what Tom. He's. Oh, Everybody thinks we suck. No one says.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody says you suck. Everybody thinks you're so good. It makes us feel bad about ourselves.

[Bobby Brown]

That's exactly right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, exactly. Hung like a cut dog. All right, we'll be back in just a minute. First lady Melania Trump gave a speech denouncing cyberbullying.

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Caller/Listener]

Nearly afterwards, President Trump went on Twitter.

[John Clay Wolf]

And called her a loser immigrant. It's not funny.

This is the German Clay one.

That's funny. Alex in Houston, good morning. What have you got? Oh, hang on, Let me bring this up. Alex, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I see a 16 Lexus NX200F Sport with 38,000 miles leather and roof. Does it have any navigation?

[Caller/Listener]

No navigation, but it has a red interior and white exterior.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 23,000 him. Oh, man, oh, man, oh, man.

[Rush Limbo]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I owe 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're buried. Go to give me the vin dot com. No, go to find a preacher and aacco dot com go to Home Depot. Brian in Austin, Texas. Good morning. Hello, Brian.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, I live in Austin, but I'm originally from Houston, and I'm here to tell you that Rob Ryan has been a problem for a Long time. His morning show is unlistenable, his music is awful, and now he's complaining about the John Clay Wolf show. You have the green light from the city of Houston to do whatever you have to do to this guy, but you need all the information. He is from Buffalo, New York.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought he's from Louisiana. He was a, he was a. He was a popular. Hang on, hang on, hang on. The guys obviously has a big crowd. He's been on the air in Houston for a long time. He was on the air in New Orleans and very popular. I'm not trying to kiss his butt, but the truth is the truth. He was on the air in New Orleans for a long time. I've never taken the time to listen, but that's not his fault because I don't listen. So.

[Caller/Listener]

So it's a waste of time. He needs to get some records made after 1996. That's what he needs to do. Not worry about John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see, I see that you said he's a fake Houstonian here in your note.

[Caller/Listener]

Now, now, totally.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let. Let me, let me point something out. And I'm not knocking on Houston, but who's not a fake Houstonian? Never trust a man from Houston because that is like the, that's like la. I mean, it is the oil capital of the world, besides Saudi. And I'd say 70% of the people there are mix match.

[Caller/Listener]

And I wouldn't dispute anything you said because if I have to define Houston values, that's what, like crack pipes, neck tattoos, handguns.

[J.D. Ryan]

Those are.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not 100% true, Brian, but Brian's a hater. Everybody. Welcome to the Hater. We got, we got the Hater online. Three from Austin. I'd like to hear you define Austin if this is how you feel about Houston.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, Austin has a cultural civil war. You got half the people who are into like Tupac and, and Carol Corpse and underground stuff. And then you got the lime scooters and the beards and the people with the hockey pucks in their ears. You've seen that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know the guys with the hockey pucks on their ears that are lined up at the barbecue joints in the ghetto.

[Caller/Listener]

No, no, they're at the Taco Place on South Congress down there. That's where all the girls hang out. So, you know, you gotta do what.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta do, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

I gotta go on tour and see all these places. I've got to get re acclimated. 800, 807. I shouldn't have hung up on them. You can bag on Fort Worth, Texas, where we live. So bad.

[Michael Turley]

Oh God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God. Of course you can.

[Michael Turley]

It's the definition of cowboy boots and hats.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like all the drive throughs are extra 3 foot wide so the dualies can fit through.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

A little taller and all that. All the thresholds in the city code is an extra foot so the cowboy hats don't hit the top of the door. Jamba.

[Caller/Listener]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Welcome Fort Worth livestock rodeo Stock show started last night. Bryce. The greatest show on Earth. Bryce. 14 FJ cruiser with 55,000 miles. What city?

[Caller/Listener]

Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston. Do you want to defend your homeland from. From Mr. Austinite a minute ago, I.

[Caller/Listener]

Would say to your comment that you just haven't been around. There ain't no reason to go to Houston. I'm from north Texas area and there ain' no reason to go to Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh man. Man, there's a lot of haters out there. I'm, I, I feel differently. I, I enjoy Houston. I went there every once a week for about 10 years. Haven't been that much lately. But it's the difference between Dallas.

[Caller/Listener]

Horrible. The humidity and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, this is a, this is a true statement. A 14FJ cruiser with 55000 miles. But the oil sure tastes good in your bank account. A 14FJ cruiser with 55000 miles, four wheel drive. Is it leather? Okay. Cloth.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean condition?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say better than average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, average mmr, which is what the prices are on it throughout all the auctions throughout the country is $25,500.

[Caller/Listener]

Did I mention it's the ultimate edition? The one that's kind of all like a dark blue color, Like a stormy color.

[John Clay Wolf]

I missed the storm. But does it have a roof rack on it? Does it have any lift? Does it have any sex appeal? Does it have a boob job?

[Caller/Listener]

It's got a, it's not one that they didn't break the bank for, but it sure looks nice. Got a roof rack. It's got a couple gas tanks installed on it as well. CB installs. Got an aftermarket head unit, big off road tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's got the look like, like I've got some game and I might go, I might go off road.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, all right, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I go to Colorado for two weeks in the summertime. Look. Okay, so 25, 5, does that buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

I would say that's pretty far off. I wouldn't even consider something under 32. 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like that we have a lot of real estate between our two opinions. I believe that I will pay more than average market price, which I do all the time on nice cars. But I'm going to tap out at 27 GS. So go, go shop around. Go to. Give me the vin.com. see what happens and we'll go from there. Oh, my God.

[Michael Turley]

What, What, What, What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This. Houston. We're getting run over by Houstonians today. Never trust a man from Houston. We've got a sports talk radio guy from Houston, homeboy John Granado. Granado, good morning.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, my God, how boring. You're talking about cars. My God. Where's the pineapple talk? Or the girl that you bought the car and she had her shoes in the car and one of the guys had to try him on because he's got a foot fetish. Where's this talk?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to. We need to. You're saying that we're boring you and we need to amp it up. He's been our show coach a little bit.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, well, every time he comes, you guys ever hear him on our show? I mean, it's, it's, it's. Give me the vin, the miniseries. It's like he's supposed to get a minute and he's on for like five minutes talking about. He's laying in bed scratching. And, and, and it's never, ever, ever about buying cars, ever. It's about pineapples or whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Granado, I need your opinion on this. Yeah, he's my life coach too, sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Got you okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

In the radio world. And you were right about California, by the way, that we'll talk that work out for you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Spoken like a man who told you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right, right. Hey, we. We've got this new commercial and, and I've. I had a little bit of pushback already and I was wondering what we. We play it for Granada real quick. Granada, I need your professional ears on this for the. Give me the VIN commercial, the new one we just did. Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but I'm an athlete in my own right, not a pro ballplayer. But I did walk on at SMU and yeah, I like. The whole team sucked under Mr. Forest Greg and Tom Rossley in 1990 and 1. We suck. But we were proud. And I took that pride and I made something great. I created givemetheven.com the best damn car buying company in the United States of these here Americas. My name is John Clay wolfe. Go to givemetheven.com. 60 second offer. If I don't beat your Carmax offer, I owe you a damn hundred dollar bill. Yes, sir. And go Mustangs. So obviously the Caitlyn Jenner. The Caitlyn Jenner is obviously the point of.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no, I like it. There were just. You didn't mention a donkey show or something. That's the only thing. I mean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. I may be hung like.

[Caller/Listener]

Huh, you're slipping.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, there's a Kardashian reference. The donkeys can't be far behind.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. How many years have you been doing this?

[Bobby Brown]

Are you gonna.

[Caller/Listener]

Are you. Are you gonna play that in California or Utah? Where's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

How many. This is John Granado. He's a. He's a Houstonian. And did you hear all the people hating on Houston and the people and the weather and the this and that? I mean, I was trying to defend you guys.

[Caller/Listener]

Screw those people. Dallas sucks. What the hell if Houston's the best place in the world to live. Are they kidding me? Come on. Want. And by the way, your Cowboys blow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, thank you. That's all we needed this morning. Go Saints. Can we agree on Ghost Saints?

[Caller/Listener]

Go Saints.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, all right, all right, all right. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[Michael Turley]

Houston's always jealous of the Cowboys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never trust a man from Houston.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. Never trust a man from Houston. Rush Limbaugh. Rush Limbaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

But he's got a mouthful to talk about. What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Donald J. Trump has announced he has a special speech today.

[Bobby Brown]

Isn't that special?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Do you have any idea. You and him are buddies.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, everyone's talking about all up and down the beltway. I've got, you know, I've got a friend or two. Well, I was thinking.

[J.D. Ryan]

You do. Hannity. Yeah. Your buddy thinks this is.

[Bobby Brown]

This is something that he's just trying to sneak in an appearance. They're trying out the new promotional scheme of. You say. I'm gonna say it Saturday afternoon, and then you say it's Saturday afternoon and it's really nothing at all. I disagree.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network, we've done a little research. I'll tell you. And follow me here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Trying.

[Bobby Brown]

Even in this time of uncertainty during the government shutdown.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

With a tone of extreme caution around. We talked about that last week, especially in the business world. Production at Frito Lay, what, has been up 60% over the course of the past two weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

I think. I think our Esteemed president Donald J. Trump. I think he may be preparing to take that, that initial step towards annexing Mexico. Make it the 52nd state.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

After Puerto Rico.

[John Clay Wolf]

You won't need a wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

But you're going to need a lot of Velveeta cheese nachos for everyone. It's going to be a great time. We vacation there all the time anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

So we're going to buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got the prettiest beaches.

[Bobby Brown]

That's going to become a much cheaper vacation. And you know, and we can keep our gardeners and auto mechanics and all of body shops. You know, I think this is a great idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

And I think. And here's, here's the giveaway. If you look closely at pictures from just yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. I swear to God, what pictures?

[Bobby Brown]

Donald had on a sombrero tie tac.

[Caller/Listener]

No, he didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sombrero.

[J.D. Ryan]

What Tack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tie tack.

[Bobby Brown]

A tiny little tie tack.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little superhero in his tie.

[Bobby Brown]

Did you it? No, I swear he did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brush. We got a heart.

[Bobby Brown]

That was after. That was after my Percocet.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a hard syndicated out in seven seconds. You got to take us out.

[Bobby Brown]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show presented by Give.

My money.

Hit him up now.

[Bobby Brown]

800.

[John Clay Wolf]

800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

You know how much whiskey you can buy with that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, John Clay Wolf, how much whiskey.

Can you buy with that?

[Bobby Brown]

One liter.

[John Clay Wolf]

One liter. What is your whiskey? If I was gonna buy you a bottle of whiskey, what flavor would you like me to grab?

[Bobby Brown]

You know, you can't beat Jack Daniels for what it is. I mean, it's just the best bourbon in the world. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like if I, if I asked Baba what kind of water he'd want, he said tap.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, of course, I do drink tap water regularly.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a maker's guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

I pay for. For it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, make his mark. Is awful hard to beat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gabriel Houston, 17 Honda Civic. Si, si. Is it leather? Cloth?

[Caller/Listener]

Kind of cloth and leather. It's got that weird insert crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a two door or four door?

[Caller/Listener]

Four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's like real dark gray.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay. Does, does, does 17. 17 5. Buy it.

[Caller/Listener]

I was really calling just to see how upside down we were going to be on that car. It's my girlfriend's car. She's been looking to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, get, make sure you get rid of it. Before you marry her. Because then that bad debt won't be yours, It'll be hers. And then she'll have a clean dowry for you.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah. Understandable.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Yeah. Important. She needs a sugar daddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you need?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a Honda Civic. Brand new Caddy. Yeah, that's what she needs.

[Bobby Brown]

The little things, Steve.

[John Clay Wolf]

A 13 Sierra Texas edition with 77, 000 miles, two wheel drive, crew cab in leather, so it has 20, 20 inch wheels. Is that correct?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

5.3 V8.

[Caller/Listener]

Correct.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm sorry?

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller/Listener]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 16 grand buy it? 16. 17.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just calling to see what it might be able to get on it. I don't owe near that, so, you know, I guess that'd be a fair price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com. you can put in the license plate number. If you don't have your VIN number, it'll bust it immediately. It'll throw a number at you immediately. It takes 60 seconds. That goes for anyone listening. And we'll buy your truck, we'll come pick it up, and that's what we do.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I do appreciate your time. I listen to y' all every Saturday morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excellent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Don't use words like that on my radio program. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800-radio. J.D. i heard that there was a. Yes. A bag of hot dogs left on your desk downstairs.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is going on downstairs with your very strange buyers? I have a desk down there because I do radio production and I help babble and all kinds of things. And somebody's let me know there was hot dogs left on Hooters desk, which is one of our buyers. They put a pineapple on my desk, which I'm highly offended by.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you're a swinger.

[J.D. Ryan]

I am. That's not the point.

[John Clay Wolf]

The whole joke. A guy called in a couple weeks ago and said if you're at the grocery store and you're walking around with a pineapple in the front part where the kid rides and is standing up, that saying, your game, your on. And as you roll around the grocery store, that's a signal saying, I'm a swinger. Swinger game.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

So someone is putting a pineapple on your desk saying that they are interested in you and your bride.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's so uncomfortable.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's just not just a friendly gesture. Turn it in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bring appropriate.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bring it up with HR Call Cindy. She'll handle it.

[Michael Turley]

What does the hot dog mean? Then somebody leaves a pack of hot dogs.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a pineapple with Hot dogs mask tape to it. What's that mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

That means you're into the. You just want the husband. I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know either. But I'm very uncomfortable in this works environment.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Trump thinks that Donald, Donald Rush thinks that Donald Trump's announcement today is that we're going to annex Mexico.

[Bobby Brown]

Wouldn't that be weird?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna buy it and flip it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, 5 billion for the wall. I mean, how much is Mexico? What's it take to buy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Please. The whole thing.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, might as well go all the way, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it worked for Puerto Rico.

[J.D. Ryan]

It did kind of. Puerto Rico's kind of a mess.

[Bobby Brown]

Go to givemeyourcountry.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

John's got a point. They got beautiful beaches. There's a lot of positives today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everybody from Mexico that wants to be over here comes anyways.

[J.D. Ryan]

They come up anyway.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, what's it really matter?

[J.D. Ryan]

Seriously. Well, now we have, you know, you're part of the, you're part of the family.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would love for Anna, I would love for Mexico, Dakota, be part of the United States.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's the, what's the upside for you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Travel and free border and traveling now and hard working folks.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're here now.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot of them are.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, there's, there could be more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the snowflake thing's real, right? Yeah, if it's, if it's a brick that was laid. There's plenty of white boys and all kinds of boys that do hard work. Let's be honest. Right. But they were, they're, they work harder. I know a lot of them. And there's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accident.

[Bobby Brown]

A lot of.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you're using a general, a very.

[John Clay Wolf]

Broad brush, they take better care of their families.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, all right.

[John Clay Wolf]

They take better care of their bills.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's still racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have their stuff paid for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

They save their money. I'm talking about Mexico, people.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get. Get it. Okay, we understand that. All of us get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

They pay cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

If that's racist, then call me a racist. But that ain't racist. That's a compliment.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, racist, you're, you're praying. You're painting with a very broad brush and you're painting a particular group of people. By definition, that would be racist, whether it's positive and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or negative. Well, I mean it, I mean it as a positive. I mooi respecto. I mean it, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'M so close to being a nice guy. And then you just go. Unless they're.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it. I mean it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know you do. I mean, that's why we laugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Mucho respect. I mean it very much. I feel like I can't get out of this without being a bad guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you're a good guy, Nelson.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cheers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cheers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Corona. Click.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are killing me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't forget it. Give me the VIN. We also buy motorcycles and RVs [e-mail] weird car week. Weird market. I mean the, the car market, the used car market, which a lot of people don't really know exists. There's a fluid commodity at the dealer level. Auctions or wholesale car auctions always. That is a real, like a bond trading pit market. And it is weird this week. And it is because of the government shutdown. I know it has to be. And it's because the fear of the tax checks being late. And how can they not be late if the people that prepare them, even.

[J.D. Ryan]

The people that come back are not getting paid? They're going to come back. They're still. Things are going to be late. They just are.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they brought in, I think 30,000 more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's that?

[Michael Turley]

Furlough.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they?

[Michael Turley]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you racist? Yes.

[Michael Turley]

Against the government. Yeah, sure. That's. Yeah, the government they brought in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did these people come from?

[Michael Turley]

Well, they were on furlough, so they brought them back in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or are they getting paid?

[Michael Turley]

Nothing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, so they'll be in great mood.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's they?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's just who I want to do in my taxes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Really? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let me look at that. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

When is this going to be over? How do we get done with this? And. And we do need to touch real quickly every. A lot of people know this, but my version of the events. So Pelosi's going to Afghanistan and Egypt or somewhere in Brussels and she's doing a tour to go see the troops. She gets on the plane in D.C. i believe.

[J.D. Ryan]

And she got on to go to the plane.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, she wasn't on the plane. She gets a letter from the President of the United States basically saying, hey, hon, I canceled your flight. If you want to take commercial, that's your gig. But you need to be here with me working out the details of the shutdown. And that was after she told him or told the media that she believes he needs to postpone the State of the Union.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, Postpone the State of the Union.

[John Clay Wolf]

Until we get this handled. So he's like, you're right.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need to get this handle thing right. Well, now, I don't know this is true because I'm repeating something that I literally read on Facebook, but at least. At least I'm saying it. Okay. There were seven Democrats going with all of their family members supposedly on this trip. I don't know if that's true. God knows, if you read it on cnn, you can't prove it's true anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was her comeback about? Getting. Have you ever watched somebody go up for a dunk and they get stuffed? Yeah, that's kind of what that looked like. It was like LeBron James stuffing her when she was going up for a shot. What was her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Her comeback was. He obviously doesn't want us to go over and cheer up the troops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well, my comeback is, lady. Because I saw that what he's wanting you to work on with him is way more important to our troops. And you going over there and giving them donuts and high fives.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't believe the troops really care to see her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, I. I'm on your side.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chris, Good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

I was just gonna let you guys know I'm finishing up my paperwork with. Give me the VIN dot com. You beat CarMax by a couple hundred bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Where? Sell us your car. Hey, I see Luke Lucas, Texas. Where's that?

[Michael Turley]

That's about Plano Allen.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Excellent. Is Uncle Roy on his way right now to pick you up?

[Caller/Listener]

No, actually, I'm just finishing up the paperwork. But they'll. They'll get it resolved pretty quick. I heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did we buy?

[Caller/Listener]

What's that, my friend?

[John Clay Wolf]

What was the car. What did we buy from you?

[Caller/Listener]

You guys bought a 2012 Mustang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And did. So you went to the website. Give me the vin.com. it threw back a number. Our guys contacted you. Y' all worked out the detail. Here comes the money.

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

As advertised. That's what. That's what I try to do. You got to do what you say you're going to do in the timeline. You say you're going to do it.

[Caller/Listener]

And that's why. And that's why I called my friend. I appreciate it. All you guys have a great day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. I'm sick of that one. I like that other one.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, no, the other one. One. That's a great team. Closer. You're talking about just the whole spot.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, just the. No. I may not Be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. I think that should be our jingle. I don't know how you could do.

[Caller/Listener]

That as a jingle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect. As it comes in, it goes in before you know what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

How's Bruce doing? I don't even know.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't even know. I mean, he just made out of the news. He made up his point. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's going to quit? Quit? Quit being a girl? No, he's pretty committed.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got a pretty committed into this situation for now. Yeah. And it's, it's the only thing that's keeping him relevant in any way, shape or form.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think he's going to carry it through the nursing home? I'll bet you he'll drift away, he'll.

[J.D. Ryan]

Drift out of the view and then he'll go back to being a normal human.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I know he likes to play golf and I know they don't. They give him a hard time at the golf course.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of course, anywhere he goes, I'm in a Betty Caves.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think about Bob, man?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not socially. Not in front of. What would be the point of that?

[Michael Turley]

You just won't be in the news.

[J.D. Ryan]

The thing is their show.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I see. After. After nobody's listening anymore, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

After nobody's listening anymore. I totally agree.

[John Clay Wolf]

Either that or he's going to wind up in Bourbon street working down there and have kind of like, you know how these singers do their state, their stint in Vegas, like Elton John's on, you know, CE Dion. I think Bruce Jenner will be in a, in a, in a dance hall on Bourbon Street.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jenner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenners.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jenners. Yeah, that's it. You're right.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll be the madam. 800-800-723-4. My name is John Claywolf. Just go to givemetheven.com if you want to sell your car. Be back in just a sec.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

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This is the John Clay Wolf show.

Step two. What's step two, Bob?

[Bobby Brown]

Let me show you how to do that, little bro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob, that hair of yours, man, I just love it. You look, you really look like you could be the keyboard player for Leonard Skinner. You do. You really do. You do. Well, thanks, John. You're better looking than he is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or on pirate radio in the 60s.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I think. No, no, no. He doesn't look like a poser. I think he died the real deal.

[Bobby Brown]

Didn't he die like a couple weeks ago? Or was that the poser? Rhythm guitarist died a couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. We've got Bobo in. In a buyer's room. A different buyer's room upstairs at the headquarters.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. Most of the buyers are downstairs in one great big room. Then there's an old room upstairs that the buyers used to be in. It's kind of smaller, but that's where Bobbo has. Cuz he's. Well, he does a lot of operations. Audio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And. And we. This guy we hired from Carmax, he was a buyer at Carmax, all right? And whenever they come to work for us, I mean, they tell them like, if you leave, you will never, ever, ever be allowed here again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Really. They hate us so bad. I love it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you were telling me what, he brought a gun to work.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, he was, you know, we talk all the time and he's. He's about probably 18ft away from me at the other end of the room.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's that guy that's at the other end of your room, Clifford.

[Bobby Brown]

Really good cat. Really good cat. I get along great with him. And. Well, you know, we. I mean, we both work all day. We sit pretty far apart. But, you know, I'll hear him say something, I'll turn around and we'll. We'll discuss it, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

He said something about, yeah, I'm working on this. I can't get this. This thing's got an ejector problem. We. We talk about guns a lot, right. He said, yeah, I'm working. I'm working on one right now. Actually. My friends got this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Working on a gun at work.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, he's got a. He's got a little. You know what a 1911 is?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, of course. It's like that old service pistol, handgun.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, usually they're chambered in.45. Yes, this one was.

[J.D. Ryan]

This one was a military type gun.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, they're beautiful. This one was chambered in.380 and it was a tiny little palm size kit up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's working on a gun at work.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, because he knows about him. It's got an ejection problem when you fire at the round, you know, the spent time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did y' all fire it in the. In the office just to see if it worked?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not?

[Bobby Brown]

Nobody would do that.

[Michael Turley]

Why not just clean the gun in the office?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know, where was.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is obviously Kent Montgomery's doing. I mean, he sets. You know, it starts at the leadership and it goes down. What was Ken over there cleaning? His 12 gauge. Get ready for a duck hunt.

[Bobby Brown]

Dr. Montgomery was nowhere. Wasn't even in the room.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

That day.

[Bobby Brown]

But I mean, he was. You know, he goes, yeah, this one's got an ejector problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

He needs to call HR also. So I know he finally got a hold of the cold, dark grasp of Carmax, but he's a little too comfortable if he's. If he's cleaning his guns on the buyer.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, he's not cleaning it. He's working on it for a friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's not just cleaning it. He's modifying it within the rooms.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, seriously, we're just good old boys.

[J.D. Ryan]

Meaning no harm, I bet, right?

[Bobby Brown]

But beats all. You never said so.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wonder if they've been in trouble with the law since the day they were born.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's working on a condition.

[Bobby Brown]

Is there a policy in place that I don't know about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. In every office in the world. Every office in the world except maybe Iran.

[Bobby Brown]

Have you forgotten when I bought my Walther a couple of months ago and I came down, you showed it to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me, come up and take a look on it at your desk.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of people in this building that have guns. We have concealed handgun licenses. But the big part of that word is concealed.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, but you know what, old buddy? The second amendment is my license. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, here we go.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, Lord.

[John Clay Wolf]

In other news, I'm looking at our run sheet today to try to switch topics. I see Miley Cyrus belts out Chris Cornell classic at a tribute show. How did that sound?

[Bobby Brown]

It's actually not too terribly bad. They did a bit big tribute with all three of his bands were there. And that is Sound Garden, Temple of the Dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

And what's the other one?

[Michael Turley]

Well, really just two. He did a solo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just hear it. She's. That's good.

[Bobby Brown]

Not terrible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Far from it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pretty good.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'm not a Miley Cyrus fan, but I might be now.

[Bobby Brown]

By the way, that's cell phone audio, too. So imagine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Imagine what it really sounded like. Yeah, that's powerful.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta release.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not a big Miley fan either, but. Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Your next country music hit.

[Michael Turley]

God, yeah, they could re release.

[J.D. Ryan]

Girl, listen to that. It's got a little Janice Joplin in there.

[Michael Turley]

That's great. Gives you chills it's awesome.

[DJ Pre K]

Does.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I hate Miley Cyrus too. I didn't want to say it like that, but I kind of hate her. And now I kind of really like her. So. Good for you, Miley.

[Michael Turley]

I'm going to search that on itunes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. Samuel Jackson, Jazz Slams the News and other music news.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Do you know about this feature on, on the. The. Not the Tonight Show. On the. Yeah, the Tonight Show. Jimmy Fallon, he has a thing called Jazz Slam the News. Obama was on it a couple years ago where they, they deliver the news in a, like a, like a hip jazz cat style. So he, he did that with Samuel Jackson this week and it was really, really far out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Scar, coats, hats, gloves, loves boots.

[Bobby Brown]

That's what I need not to freeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

Geez Louise, I'm begging, please for a.

[Bobby Brown]

Warm breeze, a few more degrees.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't feel my fingers, my toes or my knees.

[Bobby Brown]

This cold winter air is too much to bear. Thank God for thermal underwear.

[Michael Turley]

Here's Samuel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whoa.

[Bobby Brown]

Wall, wall, wall, wall, wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that all, all, all you can say? Hey, hey. I don't care if it's concrete, steel or paper mache. Guess what, Donald?

[Bobby Brown]

Mexico ain't going to pay.

[John Clay Wolf]

No way, Jose. So cut it out, cuz we ain't no suckers. Cop up the money yourself. And that's on network air? Yep. Well, that really clears the bar for.

[Bobby Brown]

Us, I would say. I would say.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hmm. Dan, what's my thoughts on Texas succeeding? Seceding?

[Caller/Listener]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm really not. I don't think that we need to secede from the Union. I think that the United States of America is a world dominant power and it probably be stupid for us to break off. Off. What are your thoughts?

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, well, I would just ask because, you know, maybe the announcement or something. I mean, I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

That's what Trump's gonna announce. Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So Trump's big news Today, is it 3 o'?

[Caller/Listener]

Clock?

[John Clay Wolf]

3 o', clock, 3 o' clock. Is that Texas is going to secede from the Union. Listen guys, the Civil War came and it went and it's been a while.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't even that big of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit a while in the. It's very odd that it's still in spirit, alive and they're taking the statues down across the country to try to kill the history of it. Sure. I'm not, I'm not a voter for that. But we. It's over. The south lost.

[J.D. Ryan]

Both sides lost a lot of people.

[Bobby Brown]

Keep in mind you're taking Oklahoma with you.

[J.D. Ryan]

It wasn't A good idea then it's not a good idea now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't. Now, if we're going to join forces with Mexico and make an agreement like we do with Puerto Rico, I would definitely support that. Mark in Houston. A13ZL1 with 18,000 miles. Camaro Hot rod. Is it a hardtop or a convertible hard top. Nobody wants the convertibles, which is weird, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have. I have two of my last.

[Caller/Listener]

Better if you flip it, not to have a convertible.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, just real sports cars. Cars. Even Porsche 911s. Like a turbo. They're more money new.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

In a convertible, but they're worth less.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes no sense to me at all. Yeah, it's a sexy car, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

But a real. A person that wants that much horsepower. Oh, they just. I don't know. It's a manly thing. Hey, Mark, we've got a heart out. Do me a favor. Go to givemetheven.com. put in your license plate number or your VIN number if you have it, but the license plates just as fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fast.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the computer will bid.

[Caller/Listener]

You can't give me an idea?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can, but I've got the red lights blinking at me. I got to go right now. Go to givemethvend.com we'll get it. Oh, yeah. We're back.

Back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, when you come out of those.

[Caller/Listener]

Uptempo numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800 radio.

You call.

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

Y' all remember Lieutenant Dan and his old lady coming in, raising tons of hell. All that mess.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not the Lt. Dan from the movie, but we have an employee here. We call him.

[John Clay Wolf]

We lost the girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is gonna bring up bad vibes. You know what? I'm gonna scratch it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Going to dump.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

And there we go. Now I start again. Ready?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Three, two, one. Oh, yeah, we're back.

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, when you come out of those uptempo numbers, man, it's impossible to make those transitions.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call it 800. 800 radio.

You call ponderous. Ponderous.

And now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf.

That's. Listen to the podcast if you want to know what's funny. Okay. The Saints of the Rams play tomorrow. Yeah. And who's a better person to talk about this? Who would that be than our own goat boys? Oh, and he's a coon ass from Louisiana. I don't know if y' all know that. I didn't know that, Goat Boy. Good morning.

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Are y' all excited about the big game?

[Michael Turley]

Game?

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

All right. All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ready for a great game? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You excited?

[John Clay Wolf]

Who's going to win?

[Bobby Brown]

Hey, you're right about Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

But screw the Saints.

[Michael Turley]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the Saints. Yeah? Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Two words for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Rush Limbo]

Rams.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's one word.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you say it twice is two.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you're all about the Rams.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you like the Rams so much?

[Bobby Brown]

Because they're great. Great team. Classy guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the Saints are going to pick them to pieces.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

What is the line? Is there one right now?

[Michael Turley]

I believe it's three and a half for Goat Boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a white line in the middle of a mirror.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, that's pretty close.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, go either way.

[Bobby Brown]

Don't tell.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever been so drunk that you got the wrong car at a valet?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobby Brown]

Nope.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have done that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Happened to a friend of mine this week. Really?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did this person get all the way home?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I didn't get all the way home. I sat in a car that was not mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Their kid had to point out that their parents brought home the wrong car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get out of here. Nobody gets all the way home. That's not possible. You get in the car, you look around, you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the same kind of car, but it was a little different color.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just different color. Is that all just the color?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I think the kid pointed out that the wheels were a different color and that this was that and that was this, and. And then had a Texas Tech license plate on it. And they didn't go to Texas Tech, but I'm sure to. That.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's greatness.

[Michael Turley]

I could. If it's a dealer that drives different cars, like monthly or even weekly, I could see that happening in. You're not really paying attention to what you're driving. You just get in a car. Go.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you've done it, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got in a car that was not mine. I sat in it because it was very similar to mine.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I was at the valet and I. And it pulled up and I jumped in. I looked around, I went, this is not my car. But that. That was. It was a drinking thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no doubt that's a Lurking all the way home. So what do you do now? You got the car all the way home and it's not yours.

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess you got to go back and check it back in, try to find yours.

[J.D. Ryan]

Excuse me.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd like to check if it was a Real party. The other person took yours and took it home, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

And everybody's happy. Dude, that's greatness. Things that you know people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I said a friend. And I didn't drop any names. I'm getting better. Oh, you are? I'm trying. I mean, there's good. When there's great material, you just can't let it go.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

She need to protect. Things happen to people.

[J.D. Ryan]

People you know, that just. You can't write. If I'd written that, you'd gone, dude, stop it. That's not. That's not believable. No one would believe that.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[Michael Turley]

Wasn't there a birthday shout out you had to give?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it Mark? No. Brian Welch. I think he's in Midland on the classic Rock 102 out there. Happy birthday, Brian.

[J.D. Ryan]

How do we know that name? Name.

[Michael Turley]

He came up here and visited us.

[J.D. Ryan]

A couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's how I remember him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think his birthday was last Thursday.

[Michael Turley]

While we're doing birthday shout outs, happy birthday to Jeff Martin down in the buyer's office. J.T. tickets. Yeah, it's his birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is he still moving? Tickets?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Lower level tickets. Dot com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you and he go to high school together?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, we went to middle school. I've known him forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's funny.

[Michael Turley]

He knows more things about me than I need to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't know. And your wife does. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you been married, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

It'll be 20 years in August.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of birthdays, Michael had a birthday this week, too.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[Michael Turley]

It's another birthday.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it wasn't just another birthday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why.

[Michael Turley]

42? Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought you were 40.

[Michael Turley]

No, that was two years ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were 40. I was 97 last week.

[Michael Turley]

Jade, he doesn't know he's so old.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I.

[J.D. Ryan]

We quit counting because. You know why? I don't. I lost my abacus or whatever that thing's called.

[John Clay Wolf]

Abacus. Abacus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Abacus.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can't even spell or read anymore, dude.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't see anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even understand what year we're in anymore. Time flies.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right, Never, ever make fun of me for being old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you, man, life is like. I'm so hooked up to a fire hose the past few years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, well, you are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't even know what's going on. Serious. It's weird.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to. I need to.

[Bobby Brown]

I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to get control of my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I let work run my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you feel that's. Okay. I was gonna ask you. What do you feel that's out of control?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a ram.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, if you're a ram, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just. It's just every morning I get up and it's like fire hose time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it doesn't end.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Do you ever take Sundays off and just chill? Not take phone call? Not take business related calls?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, you do. Good for you. I've got the phone where it doesn't ring that much. The emails are heavy, but that's that. So that helps. But yeah, it's just. It's just with this thing's been growing so fast and I mean it's. It's hard to keep up with. I don't even see how it works.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. You're the owner. What do you mean you don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just telling you. You got thousands of cars, titles moving around people. The amount of money, I mean we did $300 million in, in volume last year. Think about the transactions. Think about the. The poor ladies in the office. Think about the poor guys at the auction that are up there until 11 o' clock doing CRS and making sure that the dents that were pulled or reflective on the CRS and the pictures match. And the, the. You mean getting 600 cars ready for an auction?

[J.D. Ryan]

That is truly mind boggling.

[John Clay Wolf]

It doesn't make any sense. I don't see how the hell it works. How the hell does it work?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm serious.

[J.D. Ryan]

I believe you believe me that there's times I think about it and I go, my brain starts exploding.

[John Clay Wolf]

The transporters coming in from 500 mile radius, just like trains all colliding at one intersection. All it was in these cars. Boom. The auction told us the other day, they said, hey, can y' all start staging out your stick shift cars? More like when we bring the Porsches through and the Corvettes through in the. In the muscles, the muscle cars, a lot of them are sticks and they don't have enough people that can drive stick shifts.

[Bobby Brown]

How about that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't doubt that at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you got. If you got like a group of 40 cars coming through and 30 of them are sticks. They don't have 30 drivers that can drive sticks. And after that meeting we walked down to the check in area where we had a sea of cars like 150 on the what we call the slab getting ready to Be checked in. And there's a yellow Corvette that came up. And this guy at the auction, this guy pulls up to check in. We're sitting there and he's. He locks up. The driver has the clutch in.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the car sitting there running at like 4,000 RPM. He freaked out because he couldn't drive a stick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we're sitting there and I'm like, hey, dude, you were serious about this? I was like, if that guy dumps the clutch on this, he's gonna take us all out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like, get that guy out of that car.

[John Clay Wolf]

He reaches in and pearls the key out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

They weren't kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if you can drive a stick and you're looking for a Wednesday gig. Yeah. Go see the guys at the Dallas auto auction. Manheim, Dallas. They're hiring people. People for part time work that can drive stick shifts.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a skill now.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a skill now.

[Michael Turley]

The guy didn't realize what he was getting in. Like, he tried.

[John Clay Wolf]

I figured he was just gonna try to wing it. Have you ever heard me yelling at people when they're coming across the block and they're smoking the clutches and I'm. I'm like, get that son of a out of my porch.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, you can hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was like, holy, are you gonna kill us all? We're gonna start selling. Selling stick shift cars. Like on video. Video.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, Turley's been driving a stick shift all week.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not gonna go into the plug. No, no, that's the later in the. In the hour. Number four. I see, I see.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I mean, sports cars are still sticks. People can't drive stick. Teach your children how to drive a stick.

[Bobby Brown]

There's a whole generation. There's a whole generation of young people that have no clue how to drive a stick.

[Michael Turley]

Are you gonna do. Do that with your daughter? Teach her how to drive a stick?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to. I need to practice what I preach.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm sitting there teaching her how to drive. She drives Tahoe all the time. She's doing wonderful with it. But I've never put her in a stick. That's exactly what I need to do. Have you done that with Lucas?

[Michael Turley]

He cut. Well, he hasn't sat in the seat yet. I'm gonna wait till he's about as tall as me, which is coming up probably here pretty quick. But he'll shift on the. In the passenger seat. So it kind of gets that feel of.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

When are you shifting? Listen to the motor. Hey, this is when I'm shifting.

[John Clay Wolf]

We. I bought the boys some mini bikes a couple of years ago, and baby day Day is now five. And I've been hiding this one with training wheels that the other one's learned on because I knew. He's all man. He's all boy.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's all boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

We brought it out last week, and his eyes are big, and he's on this thing going around the house out in the country. I mean, just peg. I've got the throttle where it's only like a quarter of it can be used. And he has got this thing pegged out, wrapped out in first gear. And I'm like, if it's just leaning. Leaning on. On what one on the training wheel around the house.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, if this kid ever finds second gear, we're all, we're gonna lose him. We're gonna lose him. Yeah, he finally flipped it out there. Comes back, no problem. I mean, busted, all skin up. He's like, hey, man, what happens? I. I flipped a bike. I need some help. You. Anything else? If. If he would have just fallen down in the house, he'd been crying, sure. But that motorcycle throws him into a fence, he's like, oh, hey, I. If I throw a big scene, I won't get to get back on smart kids. It's having three boys is a. Is a handful. And my poor. My. My poor wife is starting to. It's starting to affect her. Yeah, she just. She. She's like, man, these. These. These guys are really real.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is getting out of control.

[John Clay Wolf]

You did this. This is your fault. It's your fault.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I gotta go to work and run this company. Company handle this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Great mom, but I hear what she's saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a great mom.

[John Clay Wolf]

Baton Rouge. A Rick 0105 F250XL with150,000 miles. Were you loaded into givemetheven.com for me? I'm running out of time on the radio. Yep. And same thing. Dwight in Palestine, Texas. Good morning and thanks for checking in from Palestine. A Firebird. If it's a. If it's an eight cylinder, we are interested. If it's a six, we're. We are, but you're not gonna like our number. If it's a stick, I love it. But go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Okay, Dwight? Dwight.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, thanks. Everybody will be happy to know that we've invested in some new audio equipment this week with Our with our callers so that we don't have to say, are you there? Are you there? Are you there? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Because it's driving me crazy. Hour number four coming up on many stations. We're going to lose a couple of stations. Houston, you can jump over to 97.5 and grab hour number four. And everybody can go to the stream@john claywolf.com or the podcast that is becoming ever more popular by the day. Thank you all for tuning in. Our number four on deck.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by gimmetheven.com welcome back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Welcome back.

[John Clay Wolf]

What took you so long?

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Radio.

I knew I'd be worked for you for the rest of my life when you said you'd never drug test me.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, I got.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

Bob, your music and your intros this week might be the best you've ever done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobby Brown]

Well, thanks, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir. See, I'm not just a negative Nancy all the time.

[Bobby Brown]

I would never say.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD Are you on Twitter?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have a Twitter, yes. I don't do it that much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look up John Clay Wolf in. Look at this picture of this airplane. You love airplane stories.

[J.D. Ryan]

I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know.

[Michael Turley]

So your Twitter handle is at John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, Twitter.

[Bobby Brown]

There it is.

[Michael Turley]

JD Might be the oldest person on Twitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think I am, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

These people we know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really, really.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a friend of my daughters, they chartered a Challenger. You know what a Challenger is? Great big badass private jet.

[Michael Turley]

How many does it seat?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, probably 15. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

15. Wide body.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm looking at it. It's a big crab.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dear.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's in Uvalde, Texas, on a private airstrip. What? Last Saturday they came in.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were practicing to be Southwest Airlines pilots.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. They came in and they thought they had three greens, which means gear is down and locked. And they didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

They didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a little disposition dispute between the pilots on where they were on. I think they were talking about it. I know they were talking about it. Are we locked? Are we not? Are we locked? Are we not?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's when you go around.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they landed. And there you go. And it. The. The landing gear collapsed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it skid in at a private airfield.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's a deer stand right behind him. Damn. This picture ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a bizarre, bizarre picture. It looks like this jet which didn't explode here.

[John Clay Wolf]

That shouldn't even be there.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no. It just looks like somebody dropped it on the side of a country road. But the wings are still intact. It didn't burst into flames. It just looks like there's no gear. It's just set down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the tail. Look at the damage on the wing tips and the tail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Guys in the studio here, so they can see anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, and y'. All. Y' all go to my Twitter thing. Like me on Twitter. John Clay Wool at John Claywolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Clay Wolf.

[Michael Turley]

So how long or how much recon is needed?

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Done.

[Michael Turley]

Okay. I don't know about planes.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you start looking at the details. Like behind the. The pilot's windshield, there's a dent, which means the stress bent the fuselage. And the wing. Look at the tail on it. That was a hell of a hit.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they hit hard. Looks like the gear caught for a second but weren't locked.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think they're very lucky that it didn't catch fire.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah. Very, very lucky. Had you bring. Yeah. Had you busted either wing, then you would have had a fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

My license is expired. I haven't. I haven't done my biannual flight review.

[Bobby Brown]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't flown.

[J.D. Ryan]

You haven't flown in a while?

[John Clay Wolf]

I haven't flown since. I haven't flown since the super bowl was in Houston. Was that two years ago?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's been a while.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You sold your plane?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Southwest ran off the Runway again yesterday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why they keep doing that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Omaha? That's a good question. They don't seem to crash. They just run off runways. They did in Chicago. They did it in Oakland.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the drinkingest airlines there is?

[J.D. Ryan]

They did it in Omaha yesterday and just ran off the Runway.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it snow?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it was snowy. But that wasn't the problem. They just. They land. What? They landed hot and long, which is. Means they're going too fast and don't have enough Runway to put on the brakes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I see here on the list, TCU player gets a visit from the police. What happened?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, how about that?

[Michael Turley]

So basketball, they give scholarships out to their walk ons and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

They like to.

[Michael Turley]

This happens in football too. They like to do it in a unique way. So the coach from TCU did that with a. With a police officer coming into their meeting to win their walk on territories.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got a problem here, guys. Sorry to interrupt Yalls meeting.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm looking for an Owen Ashurus.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I see you just a minute, please? Just doing a follow up for a detective, and I want to make sure.

[Bobby Brown]

I've got the right person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this you, sir? Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

He gets his scholarship right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's cool.

[Bobby Brown]

If he thought he was busted. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Which is funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would it have been funny if he got him and bolted?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Cops ain't taking me down.

[John Clay Wolf]

That would have been awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that would have been greatness.

[Bobby Brown]

That's always the danger of any. Any prank involving a policeman. Some people are gonna run. You're gonna get a runner sooner or later.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll never forget the day that I quit football because.

[Caller/Listener]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

My junior year, because I didn't get a scholarship. And I went to him, I'm like, listen, you told me I was gonna get a ride. He's like, we can't this year. We're still rebuilding this at smu. And I went through two days, junior year. I'm like, it's hellish work. Oh, I bet it really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been in the service, so I'm sure that's worse. But this has got to be second to the worst. And I'm like, I can't do this anymore without a full ride. I'm not going to do it. I. I have to pay for my own school. Sure. And I'm done. So, you know, it came to that deal. I gotta quit. I have to quit if you can't give me a ride. And they let me quit. And, I mean, I just remember the feeling, because really, all my life. And it's weird seeing my son. I'm Nolan. He really wants to be a football player.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

So all my. Okay, so all my life, you know, I was like, that's what I wanted to do. That's what I want to do. I mean, that's what it was about. And that. That day that you give up that. That sports dream, it's a. Oh, yeah, it's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

What'd you do?

[Bobby Brown]

Got drunk.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I remember I went. I went in the bathroom and tears just started rolling out.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I work really, really hard for something, and then you realize it's really gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And I'm the one who killed it. But I wasn't gonna do it for free if I wasn't good enough to get a ride at a. At a terrible program like that, that. I mean, I'm not knocking the Mustangs, but, I mean, the truth was the truth. I mean, they're the worst in the Southwest Conference at the time. And then I. I didn't need to be wasting my time doing this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's like the Rudy story, you know? And I did. I was 2 inches too short and 20 pounds too light and 2, you know, half a second too slow. Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner. That's right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you going to encourage your kids to do that? Play football all the way through college?

[John Clay Wolf]

They do what they want. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, sometimes dads push.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wouldn't encourage them to do that. No. But I'm not going to not encourage them. It's just so much work. But it's to play D1 anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

What do you say?

[John Clay Wolf]

D1 Division 1 college sports. The level of. Of. Of work that you're talking about and commitment and focus, and, I mean, it's your life. It's like, you know how I'm bitching now about how I'm so hooked up to fire hose and what I'm doing? It's like. It was like that. God, it's constant.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you're not getting paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're not getting paid. You're having to pay for your own books and your own food. I mean, give me something. Give me an excuse to stay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just stay here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? Yeah. How old were you when you quit? Did you go to college and play ball, Turley?

[Michael Turley]

No, I tried to do it at Juco Navarro Junior College, and it just. I couldn't do. I couldn't hack it. And that's. I know what you're talking about. Right then I was like, man, I'm done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's over.

[Caller/Listener]

No more.

[Michael Turley]

Just no more football.

[J.D. Ryan]

No more gas in the tank.

[John Clay Wolf]

I remember in high school when we played Cedar Hill and we lost that final game in the seniors that year. In the locker room, there were about three of them. They're, like, crying because they knew that was the end of it, where they were done. Donnie Leslie, he wound up being a great cancer doctor. But I was like, why is he so upset?

[J.D. Ryan]

There's that scene in front of you, Night Lights, where Billy Bob Thornton does that whole speech.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mark in San Antonio wants to talk to J.D. ryan. Oh, boy. Mark, you there?

[Caller/Listener]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

What I do. Hey, what's up?

[Caller/Listener]

So I remember you mentioned something to John about drinking, and you said alcohol isn't a problem unless it's a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

And my consumption, I don't think it's high, but my wife thinks it's getting. Getting up there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you have a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hang on. I'm gonna interject. Let's get some stats down first. What do you weigh?

[Caller/Listener]

I weigh about 225.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And. And how many nights a week? I'm gonna. Is it beer or is it liquor?

[Caller/Listener]

It's vodka.

[John Clay Wolf]

Vodka. Okay. And how many nights a week? Week. Tell the truth.

[J.D. Ryan]

He said every night.

[Caller/Listener]

Oh, every night?

[John Clay Wolf]

Every night. Oh, so seven nights a week.

[Michael Turley]

How many glasses and how many.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where, where, where do you feel like? Okay, I've had enough.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, what, what I do is I don't pass out. I usually hit the bottle about 6 o' clock in the evening and I don't drink after 10 because I gotta wake up early. I got stuff to do and I don't want to, you know, I don't want that. That after effect.

[John Clay Wolf]

So four hours. Is that a quarter of a bottle or a half?

[Caller/Listener]

I usually go the. The gallon. The hat, the half gallon. The one with the handle. That'll last me about six days. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I'm gonna say your wife's probably on something there.

[J.D. Ryan]

That came from John. Did not come from me. The only reason I know what j.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's going to say.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't know what I'm saying. The only reason I said you have a problem is because of the. Your wife has a problem with it. So now because you're married to her, you have a problem with it? If you were living by yourself, would you consider this a problem?

[Caller/Listener]

No, not at all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then you don't have a problem.

[Caller/Listener]

Consider it a problem. She buys me the bottle. She went to sex and bought me a bottle last night.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her fault I was out.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not her fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is her fault.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not her fault.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's get her on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it. It's not her fault, but she is, she is enabling you, of course, but that, you know, that. That's, that's a whole nother. Why. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's do this from one guy that likes to drink to another. See, JD doesn't like to drink, so he's not gonna help to drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you kidding me? Are you serious?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not gonna help you. I'll help you. So. So.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's pick three nights a week that you really prefer it the most. What nights would those be? Three. Yeah, three nights. Which ones are your favorites?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably Saturdays and Sundays. The college football is over, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Drinking and. Sorry.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't really have an excuse to hit the bottle at. At 11 o'. Clock. There's no game.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, man. Right.

[Caller/Listener]

So I. I would say Sunday.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Sunday.

[Caller/Listener]

Maybe Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

[John Clay Wolf]

My suggestion is pick three nights a week to do that and just start throttling back so that you don't. Because here's what's fixing to happen. Dude, you're like the guy at the auction I was talking about that didn't know how to drive a stick. You're all wrapped out at 4,000rpm and you're going to hit somebody. So you need to get off the gas and get back in the lane. And you just keep pacing out. Because if you don't. If you don't. If you don't do that, then you're going to run off the road and hit the wall. And then you're going to have to be like JD and quit and start talking all together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can I ask you one more quick question? Have you ever had a dui, or does it bother your work at all?

[Caller/Listener]

No, I don't. I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't.

[Caller/Listener]

I don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't work.

[Caller/Listener]

I am retired. And I don't drive and drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I just sit on the couch, watch TV with my kids. Or we'll. I'll watch some football. Something like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Fair enough. So the only issue is really the wife. The only issue is the wife. So get rid of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, but she's just. She. She's just. She's worried because it's ratcheting up, Right. So I just chill back. Pick three nights a week, do your thing and. Because if you don't, you'll just keep going harder and harder and harder and then you'll have a blowout. It's like driving on a low tire.

[Caller/Listener]

And I like to. I like to gamble. Yeah. Sometimes off to pull out the phone and lay a second half bet, and so I probably shouldn't have done that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Some of those addiction issues have two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you need to talk to your girlfriend about this. You need to talk to your girlfriend about this and get her two bits.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I don't know what we do, but sometimes we box cars on the radio.

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

I know AC dc, but what song is it?

[Bobby Brown]

You. No, I can't remember, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no question who it is.

[Bobby Brown]

It ain't TNT Turley.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got it.

[Bobby Brown]

That's something I dug up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. You picked a song, you don't know the name of it?

[Bobby Brown]

I can't remember, man. I just. I just liked it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard it. I Need some new ACDC in my work area.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, I listen to music almost all day most days. And that one. That one came through, and I thought, wow, that's cool. I'm gonna use it this week. That'll be cool. This could be awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were right.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, Daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tyson got his tigers from a car deal. Good morning, everyone. By the way, for those of y' all who just turned in my name, John Clay wolf.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning, J.D. ryan. Good morning, Bobbo. And Michael Turley, the birthday boy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys remember the hangover Las Vegas? How are y'? All?

[Bobby Brown]

And the guys had tigers in their bathroom, of course, somehow, you know, inadvertently stole from Mike Tyson. Speaking of Vegas, he really does own tigers, by the way.

[Caller/Listener]

So I'm in prison. I'm talking to my car dealer. He has some cars that belong to a friend of mine that's both a friend of ours, and he's discussing if he doesn't pay for these cars, I'm gonna sell these cars.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a list of money?

[Caller/Listener]

And get some horses and stuff?

[Bobby Brown]

I said, well, you can get horses.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll show you horses in for cars. Cause I had a lot of cars. I said, I'd probably get some horses, too. Yeah, man, you get. You get cougars, lions, tigers. I know this guy got excited. I said, you do? Can you get me some tigers? He said, yeah. And the guy told me, and the guy said, man, imagine how cool that be. You'd be because I had a bunch of fancy. Imagine that, man. You being an Athena or Ferrari. You have a tiger right next to you, man. That would be so awesome. And I'm a young guy. I'm saying to myself, wow, that would be cool. Right after. Yeah, get me some Cubs, man. And then when I came home, I had those cubs right there with waiting for me.

[Michael Turley]

Traded cars for cubs, tigers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you? You're Mike Tyson.

[Michael Turley]

So, John, you. You've had to had somebody do some type of trade like crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had a guy offer me his daughter, and she wasn't half bad. Oh, hey. Really? Out in Vernon, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

My Lord.

[Michael Turley]

Just like, straight up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it wasn't like, you know, two camels for the girl.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it was. It was. It was pretty clear.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if my girl.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mom. It was Mom. It wasn't a guy. Oh, wow. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Holy cow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Holy cow. Exactly. Holy longhorn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

And we've traded for. When I had the Chevy store in Oklahoma.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did trade for about 15 pigs. We did. And we made. We made a commercial out of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it's funny. So we. So we put together a fence in front of the Chevy store in Marietta, Oklahoma and put these pigs in it and made a commercial. We'll trade for anything thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

Perfect.

[Bobby Brown]

Good marketing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you end up doing with those pigs. Gave them away. I'm sure somebody ate them eventually. I mean, I had to like pay somebody to come get them. It wasn't a good deal. It was not a good deal.

[Michael Turley]

Sound like it.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you get the, you get the mileage out of the commercial.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just like you're going to get out of the commercial. We're getting ready to run about you and the Jenner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jenner. Well, if, if they'll. Yeah, if they'll let me. Now, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner, but talking politics using many brand.

[Michael Turley]

This is actually really creative. Colbert did this. And you know, whatever your politics are, this is just creative.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because while the President of the United States is living the high life, federal workers are putting up with Trump's bullshit. It's been almost three weeks and I am still pissed about it. And if it goes long than 21 days, that's a record. We'll have to call Guinness. The whole time Trump's head has been up his own heinie. He is a terrible role modelo and it's his fault. Before him, a shutdown hadn't happened once in a blue moon. Nothing like this has ever happened under President Bush or his son. Bush likes a permanent non functioning government is just not natural. It's not what our founding fathers, like Sam Adams would have wanted. It is just bass ackwards. I like bass. Now, of course there's Stella. Chance we can turn this around because I have a feeling that pretty soon. Here we go. It's gonna be Mueller time.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, that was pretty creative.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good. He was pissing me off lately. All these people wanting to be all fancy and guys in. In. They're listening to us in. In non metro towns probably can't relate, but the Houstonites can. Dallasites can. Is all these bar. There's nothing better than going and getting the frozen mug and the draft. Right.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's like a peaceful time. And then you go to these places, you're like, I want a Miller line. All they've got is that craft beer on tap. Ipa.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they start giving you these options. What's cl? I'm like, what's close? Because I don't. We've got it in bottle. I don't want it in a bottle. If I wanted it in a bottle, I'd be in my car in front of a Ceph 11 drinking it. You know, I came here, I want a draft beer. I tell you, I want some carbonation, I want that buzz. I want a little hangover off of this. But I mean, not some of them. There's a lot of them, that's the thing that have gotten rid of their domestic taps. It's really starting to piss me off.

[Bobby Brown]

It's definitely a thing. You know, I live by myself, so I go out to eat very seldom, but a lot of times I go alone and that's become like a two point conversation for me. Do you have shinerbach on draft? No. See you later. You know, that's all I want.

[Michael Turley]

So here's the key because there's some really good IPAs and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

There we go. You can sell me on it. Go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dilly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dilly.

[Michael Turley]

The percentage of alcohol, that's what you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I don't want to get drunk. I just want to drink beer.

[Michael Turley]

Okay, so you want to see, you just want a sipping beer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I don't, I'm not here to get drunk.

[Michael Turley]

Well, you can still. I mean, it just depends how much time you have if you want to drink all day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big schooners and I can't do that. If it's got 10 alcohol, I'll poop myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like that. I mean, you know, I know, I know what I can run a mile in I, I my pacing and if they're pouring that heavy stuff on me, I'm gonna get all wasted.

[Michael Turley]

So you just got to tell them they don't have what's similar to it. Yeah, give me something similar to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and they give me the samples. It tastes like Fido's butt.

[Michael Turley]

So you have a refined palette?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I don't, No, I don't. Restaurateurs out there listening. I don't, I'm not that picky. Just any baba. You're over breathing.

[J.D. Ryan]

What? Talking beer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Coors Light.

[Bobby Brown]

Excited.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bud Light. I want Miller Light. But if you don't have Miller Light, Coors Lights, fine.

[Bobby Brown]

Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bud Light.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bud Light's fine. Hell, Keystone Light would be fine. I don't want that. But, but have something for the normal guy. We're not all trying to impress someone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

God Almighty. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Put them on. All prek. Okay, Joe. Good morning. Hello. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[Caller/Listener]

John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

You have the best show in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

World ever.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I appreciate that. I mean, I'm. That's not by design.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, John, with all due respect, this is Joe from Baton Rouge. Notre Dame. So you keep doing what you do, and I'm gonna change subject. I'm looking for a daily driver of a CJ7. CJ5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go with the. Go with the 7. I'm just gonna cut you off there. The 7's got 10 times the resale. When you get done with it, everybody will want it. The five is the short wheelbase. When you. You sound. If you're from Baton Rouge, you enjoy the beer, too. So when you're getting in and out of that thing on your ranch, you're gonna hit your damn thigh on that little loop down and you're gonna get out of it. Sometimes you're gonna hang your foot on it. You're gonna bust your ass. So don't do the five. Do the seven.

[Caller/Listener]

Okay, so the seven's best.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes.

[Caller/Listener]

So I have just a daily driver Tahoe that I paid off. And I was wondering what your thoughts were on from Baton Rouge to Pensacola with a daily driver a Tahoe is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is. Well, the Jeep obviously won't work. I mean, unless, I mean, driving a Jeep from Baton Rouge to Pensacola be like riding a damn Harley every day. I mean, it'll wear you out. So don't do that. The Tahoe. What year is your Tahoe?

[Caller/Listener]

2014. Excellent condition. Garage kept.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would drive it till it has 250,000. I would. I would beat the system, and I would drive it till it has 250,000 miles on it because they really will make it that far. And the body style you're in doesn't look old. It looks fine. And you can. You don't look like some broke ass, you know, driving a 2020 body style, old POS. You don't look like Joe Dirt driving the thing. And. And you'll know you won't have. You won't have a car payment. You're not going to have mechanical problems. The air conditioner is not going to go out. Maybe it will later. But as far as Chevy Tahoe is like a Toyota Camry memory. It will just keep going. It'll keep going.

[Caller/Listener]

It'll keep going and going. Yeah, but what's the deal with the. The Jeep? I just need a Jeep to do a daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you keep saying daily driver. So a Jeep's not a daily driver. It's just not. I mean, that thing you'll get so sick of that thing if you keep your tahoe. Buy a 5000$cj7 or buy a 10,000$cj7 that's already been done this nice. If you buy the five thousand dollar when you're gonna spend three thousand making it. Nice. Nice. And that's just my opinion. But, but the, the, the, the resale on those things is really good.

[Caller/Listener]

I appreciate it. And John, by the way, your hilarity in your show is probably worth more than my four ex wives.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate 4x wives, John.

[Michael Turley]

I do know something he might want to consider as a daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Review. Yeah, what are they paying you to do this tour?

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[Michael Turley]

And you're gonna call me crazy for saying that as a daily driver. The new 2019 Ford Mustang 5.0.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, that would be a daily driver.

[Michael Turley]

Here's hear me out.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

It's got plenty horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

460 horsepower. I mean that's fun.

[Michael Turley]

460 horsepower.

[J.D. Ryan]

That says weekend car.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're a pedophile, they're perfect for picking up the chips.

[Michael Turley]

And you normally you're like sports car. Daily driver. No, this car, the recaro seats on it, how they wrap around the feel. It's not real noisy. I would not have a problem driving this daily. And usually don't say that for most sports cars because they're bulky and they just ride rough. The suspension on it's great. I mean really truly love.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley picks his kid up from middle school and drops him off the house and goes back up to high school. And the second villain does burnouts in the parking lot.

[Michael Turley]

You could do burnouts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Does it have a switchable suspension?

[Michael Turley]

Yes. And it has where you can do sports mode. Drag mode.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drag mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[Michael Turley]

Well, it's basically you go to the takes the traction control off and you just burn rubber.

[Bobby Brown]

Vertically, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where you're wearing a dress.

[Michael Turley]

I, it's, it's I, I, I was impressed. And usually sports cars are kind of all like this category of Mustangs and stuff are all the same. This is, they really stepped it up.

[John Clay Wolf]

On I'm going to guess. Is it the premium package? Probably yes. Is sticker on that thing 38?

[Michael Turley]

No, it's a little bit higher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are they now?

[Michael Turley]

45. It's got wider stance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now the price is all into death.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And that's at some point. When do you stop on this price?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think they do. They just keep up until they, until they stop selling Them, then they go, oh, that was too far.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never seen them say it was too far and pull back. Have you? Computers have gotten a lot cheaper. I was given the, I was given more money for a damn tower box compact in 91 than I'm paying for a MacBook Pro.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now why is that? Why his computers went up and came back down?

[John Clay Wolf]

Cars go up because the commodities, the raw materials, the unions, the Jimmy Hoffa's of the world, the whole thing, the healthcare, but you know, all the people that freaking Trump. But think about this. You bring up a good point. So the computers, a lot of them are made overseas in these sweatshops jobs.

[J.D. Ryan]

But the cars are too, not sweatshops.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why aren't the cars cheaper?

[J.D. Ryan]

Because the imported cars, they have unions that put them together.

[John Clay Wolf]

And in China.

[J.D. Ryan]

Which cars are put together in China? Most of these are assembled here, am I right? Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here.

[J.D. Ryan]

Or you know, labor unions. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

I'll tell you, if you want performance, if you feel like you've been priced out at 45 on the Mustang, right. I got to drive the new Mazda, the CX5.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the price on it?

[Bobby Brown]

Zoom, zoom. They should go back to that slogan Again. It's 39. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

On an SUV, right?

[Bobby Brown]

This is a midsize SUV, plenty of room for four on the inside. They say five. A lot of cargo room. This thing. When you're in heavy traffic, serious traffic, you just visualize, you pick your spot up there, this thing will hop right into it. I, I haven't, I haven't driven anything that handled so well and so quickly in a while. Yeah, highly recommend, highly recommend.

[John Clay Wolf]

The Mustang is a cool car. It's beautiful.

[Michael Turley]

Sounds so good. I mean you start up your hair, but inside it's quiet, it's not too loud. It's outside you want, and that's what you want in a sports car. Do you want everybody to hear you outside, but you don't want to hear it inside too. Just a little bit, just a little bit of rumble, get you going. Yeah, I was really impressed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just, I just can't get over the prices of these cars. And I hate to sound like a little old man, but it's just getting a little silly. And these hundred thousand dollar trucks, they're not a hundred, but they're getting an Escalade's 90 something. Yeah. And a King Ranch Ford. All the gear is like 85.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, I know I spent 45. Mini Moon.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're 62 years old or something like that. So when you Were a kid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, like MSRP on a new car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. You know, less than 10 and that was a nice car.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the best car.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was the best of the best of the best.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had them for three G's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, easy. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Easily watching barrett Jackson last night. Well, we'll talk about that. We come back from the break. I. I mean, it just blows my mind what these cars that listed for 2800 are going for now. Yeah, we'll be right. I know.

We now return to the john clay wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. now, John Clay wolf.

Biggest turnout of a dallas concert that I've seen. I don't know how long was surprised me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaks volumes.

[John Clay Wolf]

No pun.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jason, where is divine?

[Caller/Listener]

Texas, about 20 miles south of San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, you've got a 16 Chevy SS hot rod with 30,000. Has it turned 30 or is it fixing to.

[Caller/Listener]

It's right at 30 sitting on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. It's there. Leather roof nav. What color?

[Caller/Listener]

It's the heroin white.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a clean carfax and a good car, I'll give 30,000.

[Caller/Listener]

A little low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Why? Why?

[Caller/Listener]

Just looking at the numbers on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the miles are a touch high. I think the miles are a touch high for what it is. What's it take to buy it?

[Caller/Listener]

Probably 33.

[John Clay Wolf]

Loaded into. Give me the event.com put takes 33. Let me see pictures. I'll come up a little bit. I can't get to 33. Maybe we meet in the middle if you want to sell it.

[Caller/Listener]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, deal. Let's go. Phillip. Where in louisiana?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where? Where in Louisiana? Where in Louisiana?

[Caller/Listener]

Raceland. Louisiana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Raceland. All right, that's 20. 20 minutes from Laffy.

[Caller/Listener]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller/Listener]

It's about an hour southeast of new Orleans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Southeast? Oh, I had it wrong.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Caller/Listener]

A little southeast around tibo Homo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah. What do you do for a living?

[Caller/Listener]

Sugar cane farmer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

All you guys down there? Not all Mexico's like louisiana, man. There's the haves and there's the have.

[Caller/Listener]

Nots and we got a bunch of them that work for us driving tractors and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

But these guys like him. I mean, they make. I don't know anything about him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you'll meet some people that make some big ass livings. They don't look like it. Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Keep it low.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tugboat people, shrimp people, seafood people outside, obviously oil, but big farmers. I know a guy in monroe that has a private airstrip for his G5. Big jet he's a rice farmer.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I, I ain't got no private ass trip. But.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you ain't going, bro.

[Caller/Listener]

A couple of airstrips with the, with the crop duster. But we use the helicopters right now so you can land anywhere.

[Michael Turley]

So you got helicopters.

[Caller/Listener]

They land on top of the truck, on top of the shell road. It don't matter.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, what kind of helicopter?

[Caller/Listener]

One big one.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you bought it, you'd know what it was.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, no, I don't. I just pay him to spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. I got you. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So the expeditions and XLT, is it the long one? He's got a 2010 expedition pushing a hundred thousand miles. XLT, two wheel drive. Two wheel drive. And you're a cane farmer. Now wait a minute.

[Caller/Listener]

Two wheel drive then.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what I'm saying. You're a farmer and you got a two wheel drive. And you're down there in South Louisiana. That don't add up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Up.

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, but that, that my other Ford four wheel drive, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

I drive a 250.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller/Listener]

Was this the nanny for Mama M? Mama said she want a new vehicle. So we going to get a new vehicle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it the long one or the short one?

[Caller/Listener]

Is the short one?

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Two wheel drive and no leather, but cloth. Right.

[Caller/Listener]

Cloth seats. Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller/Listener]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. 95,000. I'm gonna put this in my computer. My thinking was higher than what this computer is telling me. This computer is telling me eight grand. All right, I'll give eight grand and I'll give if it's nice. I'll give a little more than that.

[Caller/Listener]

If I drive the Baton Rouge right now. Somebody's there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. If you drive Baton Rouge to our location, Baton Rouge will bust your check right now for 8,000. Bring title. Yeah. Done deal.

[Caller/Listener]

I'm on my way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on. Put you on hold so I can get, so I can get them to call you. So start getting information. Hang on a second. All right, Philip. All right, DJ Pre K, here's one. Philip is line three. You can take it. It's yours. Line it up with Rob Ball to get a check cut down there at our office in Baton Rouge, Vegas. We have an office on Sahara Drive. Same thing. Our, our accounting lady will get an email right at her house. And she will print. Press the, the print button.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it asks which printer do you want to print at? Fort Worth, Dallas, Houston, Black, Baton Rouge, Las Vegas. And we've got check printers that are ready to roll on a Bank of America check let it rip. 800-800-DJ, please grab line three. There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cheech and Chong to host some award show.

[J.D. Ryan]

They've offered to host the Oscars. They posted a video, actually, on Twitter. You gotta get more Twitter fans, by the way. Go TonPlaywolf on your Twitter account and like him. Follow him. They posted the video on Twitter, asking users to share their video.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we've been thinking about this particular question a long time and been talking about it back and forth, and we've decided that we're gonna save the Oscars this year and that we will be the hosts. Yeah, we're going to be the host. I'll be frank.

[Bobby Brown]

I was gonna be frank.

[Michael Turley]

That'd be awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

I would. It's the only way I would watch the Oscars this year is if they hosted.

[John Clay Wolf]

It would help them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, would it ever. Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We watch Jimmy Kimmel and Fallon every night so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. I mean, teaching Chong is you're gonna get folks from every generation. Yeah, every generation.

[Michael Turley]

And I think they could just. You don't have to be as PC. They don't. They don't care.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't care. Yeah, that'd be greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley, you're a pothead Jew guy from way back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it. None of those things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think Texas is going to legalize?

[Michael Turley]

Yes, if you're in the sense of you talking about full, like, Colorado and everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like that age thing. Medicinal.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, medicinal. Not. Not. I just. There's conservatives. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much. Too much Bible boat still going on.

[Michael Turley]

But medicinal. Yes. Yeah, it'll come.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's just a racket, Right? You. The. The quack doctor just sets up a sign, charges you $30 to write a script for it, right?

[Michael Turley]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. I didn't mean to call him quack doctor.

[Michael Turley]

No, I mean, there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did that term come from, by the way? That's like a LA Clap doctor. No, it's really nothing like an LA Club.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's the doctor they just gave pills.

[John Clay Wolf]

What is a clap doctor?

[J.D. Ryan]

A clap doctor or a quack doctor?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, there's two different doctors there, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

A gyno doctor.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, Clap doctors. When you go check to get your clap removed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quack is a frost bobo.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I think a weird wormhole where probably any.

[Bobby Brown]

Any practitioner of internal medicine probably, you know, is just as long as they can prescribe antibiotics.

[John Clay Wolf]

People doing stuff they shouldn't be doing, like Snoop Doggs dog In the hockey league.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, this is. This is interesting. Snoop Dogg actually doing hockey play by play. First time and last time you'll ever hear this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Play by play. Here we go. You're hanging around, you're doing this job.

[Caller/Listener]

Here's the power play. We're gonna face off real quick. Ref about to drop the puck on the ice. We real close to our side of the line.

[Bobby Brown]

He drops it as a real. He didn't drop it. He paid him, paked him, bake him and fake him. Dropped it. There it goes. Get your back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Watch it back.

[Caller/Listener]

There it is, right behind his back. 23 trying to slide in where he ride in.

[Bobby Brown]

Up against the wall, kicks it against knees, retrieves the puck, slows it down, holds it down. Power play not effective, but we still can regroup and get some money.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's get some money.

[Bobby Brown]

Come on. Hey, was that Dodie? Oh, yeah. Dodie, Doty Doty.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's my dog.

[Michael Turley]

I just, you know, kind of cool, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought it was good. Good. It's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you can see Pre K doing that.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, Pre K. Do you watch hockey, even? Do you even know what that is?

[DJ Pre K]

Hockey. Hockey, yeah. Yeah, that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[DJ Pre K]

You know, I'm used to hockey, you know, because I slide on ice just like them people do, man. You know, I'm iced up just like them.

[Michael Turley]

No, that's a different type of ice you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, freaky. When you're at the auction running the video boards, does anyone come. Does anybody come up and realize who you are and that you're the guy on the show?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, man. I get a lot of love at the auction. Do you people love me, man? Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a matter of time. He's going to be doing appearances, signing cards, signing little head shots, double point with the fingers.

[Michael Turley]

Hey, he. He was doing a DJ gig last week.

[Caller/Listener]

What?

[Michael Turley]

I think he was. Turn a little. Turn a little extra out of that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he pay his. Did he pay us some pimp fees?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yes, sir. You already know, man. I'mma get mine, baby. They actually. They paid me. In weed in studio time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are a rapper. You are absolutely a rapper. God. Weed in studio time.

[John Clay Wolf]

A real man lets the woman pay the bills while he chases his rap dreams. For real.

[DJ Pre K]

Where are all the real women at?

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, where's your car? Dude, this is getting stupid. I'm fixing to give all this money back to these people if you don't do something, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I really need to get on it, you know, I just need to get it in the shop?

[Michael Turley]

No, just like now, like what has to happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

All we have to do is ask. You need a shop for free plug. I mean, if we tell them that they're that. That we're gonna let them pimp your ride and we'll talk about it on the radio. They'll do it in a heartbeat if you pay for the parts. True, true. I just gotta get off your lazy white ass and get to working on it.

[Michael Turley]

Get it to a shot.

[DJ Pre K]

I'm so lazy.

[Michael Turley]

Seriously, just get it to a shot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does your. Does your mom ever tell you lazy? I bet you're sorry at the house. I bet you're sorry. Do you have that clear plastic on your couches? Are you that wanting to be black?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, no, no. We ain't got none of that, man.

[Caller/Listener]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a little.

[DJ Pre K]

A little too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio man drives Ferrari into ocean.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's not a Palm Beach. Where else but Florida would you find a guy who drove his own Ferrari into the Palm beach inlet?

[Michael Turley]

I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know if the punchline. If I'll do the punchline now or the audio.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't think it was his Ferrari, though. Oh, it wasn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

This year it was. We have audio, though, that goes with this new information about the man who drove a Ferrari off a dock into the Palm beach inlet the day after Christmas.

[John Clay Wolf]

A police incident report appears to show he was not in the right state of mind. According to that report, the driver said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quote, jesus told me to drive through.

[John Clay Wolf]

A small gate and into a six foot window.

[J.D. Ryan]

Window. The report says he also thought the officer on the dock was Egyptian and did not believe in Jesus.

[John Clay Wolf]

The driver was not hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

The driver went on to say, money is going to be irrelevant in two days, so just keep smiling. He said that to the cops.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, hey, y' all want to do a little podcasting at the end? We haven't done that for the people. Sure, they really like it. We're getting like 2,000 people a week now, which is cool. I don't know if that's a big number, a bad number compared to the half a million listeners we got, but still not enough to charge. They keep saying, you can make so much money in your podcast if you do this. They send me the, like the. I'm like, no, no, we're all good, man. It's a free kissing booth. We ain't doing it for the money. We're doing it for the friends. And we Will see y' all next Saturday morning. My name is John Clay Wolf. Over. And.

[Bobby Brown]

Your attention, please. The reason you're hearing that sound is that the following podcast could contain adult language, adult situations, violence, nudity, and or downright meanness. That means unless you're 18 years of age or older, you are not allowed to listen to this portion of the John Clay Wolf Show. So turn it off now, you deviant little fucker bag back sack dack whacker. We are disconnected, mack nak knack. I'm gonna have to. Have to dig out my disclaimer thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your disclaimer?

[Bobby Brown]

You remember the following broadcast is for adults only, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

No children under the age of 34. So I did bring back. Am I. I'm not gonna say effing. I brought back some Chiba Chews from Colorado.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I took a picture of it and I think I sent it to Turley. Do you remember that?

[Michael Turley]

Of the cheap.

[John Clay Wolf]

I meant to. No. And my daughter was doing. I was showing her some pictures of something of the trip, and she's clicking through the pictures and she sees the pictures of the Chiba Chews. This is edibles from the Colorado smoke shop.

[Michael Turley]

Well, they look just like Tootsie Rolls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But she busted mine.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

How did she know?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, she's like, oh, oh. And it wasn't just Chiba. Choose.

[Bobby Brown]

It was.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was the whole get up of what we got. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

So the whole setup. Okay. That's what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, because I blamed it all on you. Did you really? Thanks. I said, man, I got these for that Turley. I got these for Turley because he's a pothead. And she's like, dad, I hate to break your spirit. And I've never done it, but I'm sure I'm going to. Oh.

[Michael Turley]

So how did that conversation go?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, what do you say? It's legal, right? I mean, it's like saying you're not going to drink beer.

[Michael Turley]

Do you want her to? If she's going to do it, do it around you first.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't want to watch my daughter smoke.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know. I mean, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to watch her drink a beer. I would. Yep.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then what's the difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. I'm just a. What do you call it? A hypocrite. Yeah, it's just. Anyway, I. I get on some of that the other. You know, and I. I give it a shot and I wind up in the car. I'm like, ah, it's not doing anything. It's not doing anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, boy. That's the worst moment. Because when you think it's not. It's coming up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull up interstellar. You already did. I told him to. Interstellar overdrive. I wound up sitting in the car for three hours and I'm listening to this. This is. I forgot about this. And I was like listening music and going through this and got in a little normal Pink Floyd and then interstellar overdrive. I'm like, fucking A, dude. I forgot about that one. That's from. That's from 1994. SMU in the fucking dorms. I mean, this is. This is a Floyd song. Have you ever heard it, Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're baked, this is some good shit.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's yes. Pink Floyd. That was. That was my introduction to just music. Opening horizons. When first time smoke. Frank's like, okay, you gotta listen to this. All of a sudden you hear Pink Floyd and you hear these clocks in the background that you never would ever hear.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh my God. It makes sense. It totally makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Adam Hart, Mother. See, I had these guys that were across the hall from me that were from boarding school rich kids that went to Culver and they were just pot pros. They had the 2.2liter coke bottle with bounce sheets in it. Drilled out the bottom fan by the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Window. The. They had a little fan by the window and they would take a towel and jam it underneath the door jamb. Exhaust fan and they had the exhaust fan by the window and they exhale into the bottle that would go through the filter, the filter that they made. And then they spray the room down with spray deodorant. That's good.

[Michael Turley]

That's professional.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's what that is. That's professional. They had Scope bottles full of vodka with blue dye.

[Michael Turley]

Wow.

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smart. I mean, these guys were absolutely pro. Hang on. Actually, since we're two hours delayed. Hey, just. Justin, what's up?

[Caller/Listener]

Hey, man. What happened to you guys out in San Diego? I fell in love with you a couple months ago and all of a sudden you're gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those sucking Nazi gave us so much hell. Not on the air that. That I quit.

[Caller/Listener]

No, that sucks, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, I hear you. I just.

[Caller/Listener]

I enjoyed listening to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got no support. I say that and they're not really, but it just pissed me. We were spending so much money in advertisements with them and during the week and they would not support the show. They constantly busted our balls. The stupid bit we do White, black, Latino or other. They made us quit it because it was offensive. Every week they were sending us emails about how this was wrong and that was wrong, and we shouldn't say this. We can't do that. I'm like fucking, hey, dude, all y' all play is corn and five finger death punch. And you're giving me.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll be honest with you. I don't even listen to the radio station during the day. I listen to it in the morning on the drive to work, and I listen to it every Saturday because you were on it. And now I'm pissed.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be honest with you. Nobody else was either.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

But KGB is where we need to be. And I would clean my ass up a little bit to be on that station, because that's where money shot. That's where the money shot is that. That's where to make this whole thing work, we've got to buy some cars that make some money. Money. And on that station we weren't coming up with, and they were busting my balls left and right. We're spending $50,000 a month out there in ads or buying two piece of cars. This.

[Caller/Listener]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what happened. Anyway, you can. You can grab us on the stream and our podcast. The podcast is up. That's what we're doing right now. The podcast is up@john claywolf.com and if you want to grab us live, you can go to john cleveland.com during Saturday mornings. Click the stream. Do you have Bluetooth in your car?

[Caller/Listener]

Yeah, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I mean, it'll feel like you're listening to their own radio, so we don't want to lose you, but that's what happened. That's the truth. And I really would like to make that market work. I know I was just on the wrong station, and they were not going to help us succeed. It was very obvious.

[Caller/Listener]

Well, I'm sorry to hear about that. Man, we miss you. I hope you're good. Other people calling you, too, telling you they miss you. There's other radio stations in San Diego. Find another one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, what is. What is one that plays classic rock? Not crystal meth hard rock. Because crystal meth, hard rock, the. The. The listenership on it, it's too tough. I need. I need Journey, the Eagles, Elton John, Boston, Boston, ac, dc. I mean, Joan J, you know, just a little more mainstream that has a bigger audience.

[Caller/Listener]

I'll try to figure it out. Because I. To be honest with you, I don't listen to the radio a lot I got you. I would try 91x94.9, but that's more of like a Nirvana kind of type station.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's okay. I can make that work. I just. If it's got corn.

[Caller/Listener]

I tried 90.91x 91.1 or 94.9. Those are the. Maybe the two I try.

[John Clay Wolf]

91.1. Okay. I would love to make it work. I know it'll work. There's so many nice ass cars driving around Southern California. We're just in the wrong spot. We're playing country music in a black bar. You know, it just doesn't fly. All right, 808. Oh, what am I doing? Is it. We're not on the. Don't call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, this is an.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, man, we forgot Brian Welch's birthday.

[Michael Turley]

No, we did do it. Are you high right now, Brian?

[John Clay Wolf]

Babo.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I've been. I've been sick, man, for like more than a week now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interstellar overdrive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

I'm glad you did it.

[Michael Turley]

So this song, you were just sitting here three hours? Just. I mean, I could see it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, my God, you must have been.

[Bobby Brown]

Which album is that? Adam Harmother?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think so. The.

[Michael Turley]

The Pied Piper, I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or Up. Oh.

[Bobby Brown]

Piper at the Gates of D. Yes.

[Michael Turley]

That'S what it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Listening to this conversation.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long is this thing? Like an hour and a half.

[Michael Turley]

No, when you're high, it feels like it. It's nine minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Interstellar. Listen, if you're a podcast friend of ours, obviously you are, you wouldn't be listening right now. And you do want to smoke grass. Grab Interstellar overdrive when you're peeking.

[Bobby Brown]

You know, once again, the Beatles were the originators for that, because after Revolution Number nine on the White Album, you know, the Stones did that song. I forget what it was called. Floyd. Everybody came out with a long experimental piece. It was just a trip and a half, dude.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I think your music blogs on the show is the way to go.

[Michael Turley]

You know what? And your first one should be top go to songs when you're stoned on.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Facebook. Baba did something, and I haven't read it yet, but that everybody, like, you know, Baba wants to geek out into the deep cuts of the deep. Of the deep cuts on top of the. The deep cuts.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's definitely a market for that. We just can't hit it on the big air because it just. It funnels us down too hard.

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, we got to be mainstreaming. But I'll tell you. And you know how I complained about the sergeant Pepper repackage a couple years ago when they had the anniversary and all these extras and demos and stuff. And I was like, you don't really need that after the Anthology series. I've got all the Beatles outtakes I need.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Three volumes of that. Thanks. No, thanks. But the White House album anniversary set with these, what they call the Asher demos. These are the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that in the one you gave me?

[Bobby Brown]

No. Okay. No, these are. These are the songs. When they came back from India, their time with Maharishi, they got together at Asher.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that when George what's his name did My Sweet Love?

[Bobby Brown]

No, that was a solo thing. After they broke up, they got together in the first versions of, like, Back in the USSR and Hey Jew. Even stuff that was on the Abbey Road album later. It's just fantastic. There's a version of Revolution that's done acoustically but still up tempo. And they're clapping in the back room and just background and just jamming on it. And it really should be a radio hit. They should play it on the air. It's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it almost as good as Interstellar Overdrive?

[Bobby Brown]

It's better. It's better.

[Michael Turley]

So, yeah, put it. Put a blog up or whatever on Facebook. Post your top. Go to song songs when you're stoned.

[J.D. Ryan]

I did.

[Bobby Brown]

We're gonna. We're gonna do something like that every week. We put one up this week about. About that version of Revolution that I.

[Michael Turley]

Really, really like because I'd be interested in just to pick them out. And you just kind of play one to see how it goes, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

But, Turley, I'm with you. In college, when Comfortably Numb was probably the first one that caught me.

[Michael Turley]

I mean, it just. It grabs you and you never forget because now whenever you hear that song, it brings you back to that time.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right.

[Michael Turley]

Still feel like you're a little high, too, when you're listening to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man.

[Bobby Brown]

But that whole album, the Wall, I mean, that was a true. We used to sit down and listen to the whole thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wish you were here is. So this is up.

[Bobby Brown]

Got elastic bands keeping my shoes on.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a great.

[Michael Turley]

Come on, J.D.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you hot? Started up Turley, I can't drive home. Is that Roger? Who's the guitar show back there?

[Bobby Brown]

That's going to be David Gil.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is in the 60s.

[Michael Turley]

Left, right, left, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

This sounds like their version of the after show podcast. Let's just get together and just play some crap.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's a good idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, keep it rolling. Really? Record this.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, we'll see y' all later. Thanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sa.