#183 John Clay Wolfe Show 01.26.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #183 (01.26.19)

Main Theme & Overview

This episode of The John Clay Wolfe Show (original air date: January 26, 2019) is a wild, rapid-fire blend of car business talk, comedy, pop culture, and current events. Set against the backdrop of the recently (temporarily) ended government shutdown, John and his crew riff on everything from classic cars to the New Orleans Saints' playoff heartbreak, the exploding CBD oil trend, strange life stories, and even debates on who makes the stinkiest travelers. The trademark style is irreverent, unscripted, at times edgy—and deeply in tune with their audience across Texas, Louisiana, Vegas, SoCal, and beyond.

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Key Segments & Topics

1. Show Open: Political Jabs & Car Talk

• [00:25] John cracks jokes about Trump's campaign theme and recent accusations. The crew speculates on whether certain classic vehicles might make good campaign accessories.
  • Memorable Quote:
    “Is this Trump’s reelection theme song?... That’s a horrible, horrible accusation.” — John (00:25)
• The crew discusses a recently acquired 1977 Lincoln, its history, and the madcap bargains they sometimes get on dealer trade-ins.
  • “Boom, boom. You could conceive multiple children and raise them in the back of that thing.” — John (01:44)

2. Government Shutdown: Effects and Riffs

• [03:42] News break: The government shutdown is over—for three weeks. J.D. gives a recap, noting airport chaos, weather, and the short-term deal struck.
• [04:47] John does a Trump impression, mocking the recurring threat of the wall and the next shutdown:
  • “Let me be very clear…We really have no choice but to build a powerful wall or steel barrier.” — John as Trump (04:51)
• The hosts banter about executive orders, courts, and the real-world effects on things like the car market and personal travel.
• [41:20] John describes how the car auction market took a sharp downturn due to the shutdown, with values plunging nationwide (10% down, according to him).

3. The Saints Controversy & Who Dat Outrage

• [07:23] Bobbo debuts a new GiveMeTheVIN ad for Saints fans, packed with Louisiana flavor and a direct jab at the infamous blown playoff call.
  • “Who dat say gonna outbid GiveMeTheVIN.com in Louisiana? Nobody!” — Bobbo (08:06)
• The crew takes calls from passionate and furious Saints fans, many of whom want the NFL to replay the NFC Championship and joke about filing 911 reports over the missed call.
  • “Baba, what would a Kunas 911 Saints pissed off call sound like?” — John (09:09)
• Plenty of gags about Louisiana accents, local cooking, and the region’s colorful sports culture.
• [133:12] End-of-show segment filled with calls from New Orleans and Baton Rouge listeners venting about the blown call and discussing possible solutions (challenge flags for penalties).

4. CBD Oil Craze: Calls, Testimonials & Skepticism

• [12:43] The topic shifts to CBD oil, with J.D. exploring its use for sleep and stress relief. Half the office chimes in; callers share stories about the relief it brought for relatives suffering from pain, arthritis, and even addiction recovery.
  • “My dad’s not the kind of guy to take any drugs…finally talked him into CBD oil...got him off hydrocodone.” — Caller (19:01)
• On-air, Bobbo tries a vape stick of CBD, reporting no strong effect but sparking more laughs about “getting high” versus getting well.
  • “If you’re not funny in a minute, I’ll be pissed off at J.D.” — John (18:34)
• Callers from around the region report where they get their CBD and at what price points, reinforcing the theme’s popularity.
• Skepticism persists—especially about high prices and supposed miracle effects.

5. Car Talk Central: Fast-Paced Listener Bids

• Throughout the Show:
  • Dozens of car owners call in for quick-shot appraisals and offers: Lincolns, Tundras, Mazdas, Sequoias, Silverados, Excursions, and oddities like a “Gene Simmons Mini Cooper.”
  • John and team take a no-nonsense approach—offers are direct, sometimes lowball, sometimes purposely under market, often with comic insults (mocking “Scooter” and “meth-head salesmen”).
  • Quote: “Fresh ups for sale. If y’all don’t know what an up is...just go grab an up!” — John (29:24)
  • The process for getting your car evaluated is explained repeatedly: upload photos and VIN or license plate to GiveMeTheVIN.com for a real bid.

6. Wildlife in the Car Business

• [26:29] John tells a hilarious tale about an acquaintance who missed his cruise ship in Playa del Carmen, got stranded, found romance, and ended up getting a $50k payout from his new Mexican girlfriend’s father to break off the engagement and return to Texas.
  • “This is real life happening. That’s how you do it, kids.” — John (27:27)

7. Race, Smell, and Airplane Hijinks

• [47:01] & [49:45] DJ Pre K’s "White, Black, Latino or Other" segment: A Miami-to-Detroit flight sees a family kicked off for body odor. The crew guesses ethnicities, and it gets silly/edgy, ultimately landing on "Jewish"—which sparks some confusion over race vs. ethnicity and cultural stereotypes.

8. Pop Culture Rants & Reviews

• [54:13] John dubs "Aquaman" the most racist current movie due to the ethnic makeup of the villains.
• Nicole Kidman’s age-defying looks and “Avatar meets Iron Man in the water.”
• Reactions to Jimmy Buffett’s off-key National Anthem performance.
• Weezer drops a surprise album of covers (“The Teal Album”), and the team reviews tracks like "Africa," "No Scrubs," and "Happy Together."

9. Transgender Meltdown at GameStop

• [80:22] Viral audio: A trans woman erupts after being misgendered at a GameStop. The team plays the explosive rant, offers commentary, and posts the video to their website.
  • “It’s ma’am. It is ma’am!” — Viral audio (81:07)

10. Super Bowl, Overtime, and Saints Rules Debate

• The closing hour is dominated by calls and discussions on the Saints-Rams NFC Championship. Listeners and hosts propose NFL rules changes, challenge flags, booth reviews, and even wild schemes for re-playing the end of the game.
• Discussion of NFL financial motivations for Patriots/Rams Super Bowl match-up, and Belichick’s infamous "icing the kicker" tactic.

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Notable Memorable Quotes & Moments

• Car Talk:
  “You ever just known a sorry, no-count, no-good sumbitch that is…Scooter?” — John (23:27)

• CBD Segment:
  “If anybody listening that has tried the CBD and has found relief or sleep, please let me know.” — J.D. (16:21)

• Saints Outrage:
  “They have sounded off to us in a big way since last Sunday. About the Saints being really, they say, ripped off.” — John (08:20)

• Smelly Passengers Debate:
  “Wet dog, spicy curry, or kush cologne. All I know is there’s some wild stank going on.” — DJ Pre K (50:46)

• Life Bizarre:
  “He winds up dating her and just staying there...then the dad gave him $50,000 to go away.” — John (28:08)

• On Going to a Gay Bar with Kids, Accidentally:
  “We did go to a gay bar...and then my daughter realized, ‘Dad, this is gaytown’...” — John (123:54)

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp | Details | |-----------------------------------------------|---------------------|-----------------------------------------------------------------| | Trump theme jokes & intro | 00:25–01:45 | Opening banter, Trump, classic Lincoln car | | Government shutdown, airport delays | 03:42–05:41 | Summary, delays, Trump impression, executive orders | | Saints playoff meltdown, new ad, who dat | 07:23–09:05 | Commercial, Louisiana calls, parody emergency calls | | CBD oil (testimonials, skepticism) | 12:43–22:00 | Staff tries CBD, multiple listener stories/calls | | Car business: Flippers, lowball bids | 22:04–32:07 | Multiple calls, stories about car value, “Scooter” jabs | | Wild Mexico story (lost on cruise) | 25:35–28:59 | Missed cruiseship, love story, $50k payout | | Race & smell: airplane story | 47:01–51:55 | “White, Black, Latino, Other” segment—body odor on a plane | | Rush Limbaugh parody + pot economics | 46:00–77:20 | Satiric Rush/Limbaugh, market report on weed, industry degree | | Saints rule debate, missed call outrage | 133:12–143:56 | Listeners share anger/ideas to “right the wrong” | | GameStop trans customer viral rant | 80:22–82:44 | Audio clip, team reacts/live commentary |

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Tone, Style, and Running Themes

• Language & Tone: Irreverent, sometimes edgy, full of quick-witted jabs, local flavor, and Southern colloquialisms (“You ever just known a no-count sonofabitch…?”).
• Crowd Participation: Frequent live calls, especially from Louisiana, keep it interactive and raw.
• Satire & Silliness: Celebrity impersonations (Trump, Rush, Bob Ross), voice bits (DJ Pre K), and constant ribbing among the crew.
• Car-Centric: Nearly every segment is tied back to the car industry, from classic Lincolns to “Scooter” the sketchy salesman and online bidding tips.
• Pop Culture & News: Timely references (CBD, Playoff drama, Aquaman, viral videos), including willingness to weigh in on controversial or awkward current events.
• Regional Focus: Heavy shoutouts to listeners in Texas, Louisiana, and places like Las Vegas, Bakersfield, and Oklahoma, with running jokes about local quirks.

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Listener Takeaways

If you missed the episode:

• You’ll get a comic, unfiltered window into Southern car culture, local outrage over sports injustice, and the unpredictable life of a car dealer.
• The Saints “robbery” and aftermath looms large, with furious calls, mock 911 dispatches, and debate over NFL rules.
• CBD oil’s rise is reflected in both honest testimonials and heavy skepticism from the crew.
• Super Bowl apathy is on display (Patriots fatigue).
• You’ll hear a unique blend of car sales advice, guy talk, and offbeat social commentary.

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For More

Older episodes: Search “The John Clay Wolfe Show+” on PodBean
Want to sell a car? GiveMeTheVIN.com is the place—“It’s so easy, you can do it in your underwear.”

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Transcript

[John Clay Wolf]

Foreign.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is this Trump's reelection theme song?

What?

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he gonna run with this for next term? I love.

That's a horrible, horrible accusation.

[J.D. Ryan]

That'd be hilarious.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've never seen an accusation like this in the history of our country.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's huge.

That. That Lincoln downstairs reminds me of him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God, dude, Where did that come from?

[John Clay Wolf]

A Cadillac dealer in Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Monstrous outstanding white Lincoln.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is outstanding. Hey, Deej, what year is that Lincoln? It's stinking Lincoln.

[Michael Turley]

I think it's a 77.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was the year of everything, man. Free Bird.

[Bobby Brown]

Did you see on the John Clay wolf page?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

Pre K posing with the 77 Lincoln? Oh, yeah. Check out the Facebook page.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, yeah, that one's for the ladies right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I was looking at that 77 Lincoln, and I don't know if you know this DJ Pre K, but that happens to be a Jack Nicholson edition. Nicholas. Nicholas Edition.

[J.D. Ryan]

What does that mean?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's the golfer.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know who it is. Why is it the Ejector?

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like a Louis Vuitton. It's already pimped is what I'm saying. Okay. Did you look at the seats? Yeah, man.

[Michael Turley]

Them emerald green seats. It looked like a couch in the back of that thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Boom, boom. You could. You could. You could conceive multiple children and raise them in the back of that thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Never see a couple of them.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, the square footage on that thing's got to be like 300 pre.

[J.D. Ryan]

K picture with a rose in his mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Beautiful. That was for the ladies.

[Michael Turley]

That back seat is a whole date night in itself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Dude, that looks like an album cover. It really, really does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, on the other hand, the Nicholson version has an axe holder in the back window.

The Nicholson versus the Nicholas.

When do you think it'd be time to take Pre K to see a doctor?

So it's a white one with a green top and a green interior. But it's the master's green, baby. And it's something pre. Did you look hard at it? It looked like it had surface rust, not real rust.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, I was looking at that, man. It looked like it could be cleaned up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we need to. How many miles are on it? Anybody know? We need to send somebody down to get the miles on. Hey. Down in the buyer's office to give me the VIN buyers. Y' all send somebody out to get the miles off of that 77 Lincoln. I need to know what we got here. Because if it's got like 30, then we got to redo this thing and send it to Barrett. Make a big deal out of it. Yeah. Started with 800 bucks. Seriously? Gave 800 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

You gave.

[John Clay Wolf]

They put 500 bucks in. I'm buying these trade ins from this dealership and there's a whole slew of them. And. And he was talking about this car. He's like, yeah, we put 500 bucks. And I was like, well, I'll give that. He's like, well, I want to make something. I'm like, wait. Hundred bucks. He's like, okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a fail. What a deal. Yeah, that should be our.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy them cheaper off the dealerships than we do the public.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you.

[John Clay Wolf]

But anyway. But the public has nicer cars because the. The dealers keep the newer, good ones that they get on trade in. So that's why we do the. Give me the vin thing to grab them straight off the source. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800.

[J.D. Ryan]

Radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Radio. What's up, Bob?

There's a lot going on. Government shutdown is over, kids.

Ding, ding, ding.

[J.D. Ryan]

For three weeks. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, yeah. Till February 15th, I think is the story. Jd's our news man. Why don't you ask him?

I did some summer stock. Tell us about it, Ross.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just in from the associated press. Airports across the northeast experienced major delays Friday morning as the air traffic control system grappled with a staff shortage amid the government shutdown. Late Friday, president Donald J. Trump announced a short term deal to reopen the government. Short term being three weeks. But not before the chaos caused many nation airports to slow down. Actually, they had some problems in the northeast. They also have weather. They also have winter.

[John Clay Wolf]

They had problems this breaking in the northeast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of the attitudes of the people of the northeast. President trump sent out a committee and came back with a theory that they're all just a bunch of a holes. Yeah.

And that's all true about the airports and air traffic controllers. But the main part of the story is that the government shutdown is over for now. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we have audio of Trump doing something or talking about it?

[John Clay Wolf]

So let me be very clear.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

We really have no choice but to build a powerful wall or steel barrier.

[J.D. Ryan]

If we don't get a fair deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

From congress, the government will either shut down on February 15th again, or I will use the powers afforded to me under the laws and the constitution of the United States to address this emergency. We will have great security. And I want to thank you all very much. Thank you very much. Thank you. Good night, Cleveland.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you, Prez.

[John Clay Wolf]

So if y' all don't give me what I want, we're not gonna go through another shutdown. He just, he's just gonna flip the switch and do it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I think he can, I don't.

Know how it works. Someone has said that the court system won't let him. Is that true? False? I don't know. I, I, I was looking, I was dropping my pencil and trying to look up mini skirts in a, in government, in.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know everyone looks to me for the news.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every administration since Nixon has had several executive orders that they've issued for, for various reasons. Right. If the President in acts of, you know, calls a national emergency at the border, he, he might get away with just ordering something done himself. You know, might, or can he, he might do the do the courts interview. What does Congress think about it?

What's going to happen to Boys Town?

Right? Right. What, what's going to happen to Del Rio's? What's going to happen to Del Rio?

It's on that side of the wall.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's on, it's on that side of the wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, you know, that's two way street, that bridge. Are we going to get to have a pass?

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Elections, as they say, have consequences.

Lot of children, a lot of American children have been made in that area of the United States.

I know a lot of people who are for the wall. I know a lot of people who don't want the wall. Those people who don't want the wall probably voted for, you know, Jill Stein and that, that might have been a mistake. You know, Elections have consequences. Wait till next time around, guys. Hey, Saints, wait till next time around. You know, sometimes you lose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo's new commercial.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we're just six years away from it, so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

Listen to this new commercial that Bob O did for South Louisiana.

[J.D. Ryan]

New commercials.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

GiveMeTheEven.com stands united with fans of the New Orleans Saints who were shamelessly eliminated from super bowl contention by incompetent refere. Understand? And we pledge to fight back by giving the best money for your vehicle in just 60 seconds and providing an easy and penalty free transaction. That's why now more than ever, we'll beat your badly officiated Carmax offer or pay you a hundred bucks. Who dad say gonna outbid givemethe vin.com in Louisiana? Nobody. Yeah. So easy. You can do it in your underwear.

Where are you in who datsay?

[J.D. Ryan]

Brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when you came up with who datsay? Did it just roll right out of you? Like what? What were the other options?

[J.D. Ryan]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was Turley's idea to put something together like that. But we've got a great clientele and a great fan base in the state of Louisiana. And they have sounded off to us. Believe it. Believe it, kids. They have sounded off to us in a big way since last Sunday. About the Saints being really, they say, ripped off.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're calling us.

[Bobby Brown]

I get calls downstairs in the buying office at least once, maybe twice a day just from some Louisiana guy saying, hey, man, hey, y' all go talk about that Saints game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Seriously. We'll talk about the Saints, how upset.

[J.D. Ryan]

They are if they're actually calling us for help.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right, right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, that's, you know. You know, they've called everybody at that, including the local police department at that point.

[John Clay Wolf]

The police department?

[J.D. Ryan]

How come you don't do something? Oh, my God. Oh, well, you know what they're saying?

[John Clay Wolf]

Baba. What would a Kunas 911 Saints pissed off call sound like?

It's 91 1. What's the purpose for your call? Yeah, I was going to say had wide receiver.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Where's your emergency? Laying on the field. Laying on the field.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, they hit him in like freight train.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where's your.

[John Clay Wolf]

You like a freight train. Wouldn't even look at. Wasn't even going for the ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you have an emergency, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

That man wasn't even going for that ball. He was going to knock your head off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where can I send a police officer?

[John Clay Wolf]

First he knock a head off, then lay on the field, then stand up on one leg and jump like a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Riding on a motorbike. Is there a way I can ride a motorbike on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Ride a motorbike? What the hell are you talking about?

You know how they celebrate on the field?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a trend for defensive linemen these days. Defensive backs, oh, say safeties and corners. After a good coverage, they put their arms out like they're riding a motorcycle and stand on one leg riding a wheelie.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, dance, though. I believe that's a dance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right Pre k. I'm sure they'll let it go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that a hood dance?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, that's the motorbike.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the motorbike.

And it's just called the motorbike.

That's what I said.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm sure they'll let it go, much like cowboy fans.

[John Clay Wolf]

You sound like you could make a good boudin or a good gumbo. Justin Wilson, didn't you have a show on like PBS for a while?

Oh, I make boo make you slap your mama.

[Bobby Brown]

Is he alive?

[John Clay Wolf]

Still so good to make you slap your girlfriend.

[J.D. Ryan]

Again. I'm sure they'll let it go much like cowboy fans have Let the it's a catch go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who is a better afternoon public TV guy, Bob Ross or Justin Wilson?

[Bobby Brown]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

We bring up the important topics.

[J.D. Ryan]

I really do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's.

[J.D. Ryan]

Believe that's on our rundown.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a tough no, that's a tough call. Like Justin, Justin Wilson's cool. But can you turn, turn Bob Ross off. I can't turn him off. I gotta wait. I gotta wait till it's done.

[Bobby Brown]

I gotta see the pretty trees.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, the pretty trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a Bob Ross impersonation?

Here's a happy mountain. You take your one inch brush and you just slant, just slant like this. Now straight line down and then shadow the left. Look at that happy mountain.

John, bring me that tab of acid over there in the corner kind of kid.

Now this is going to be a shed.

That's so good. What's the end of your commercial? Say who dad say what, dad?

Who dad say gonna outbid. Give me the pin. Dot com. Nobody.

800-800-723-4-8800.

[J.D. Ryan]

And midweek, some of the. Some of the joke news websites that like to put stuff out to stir people up, put out this. They're going to call. They're going to make us go back and replay the game. No, stop. No, they're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not the playoffs.

Does President Trump have the authority to do that?

Oh, maybe, maybe.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Listen, executive orders are becoming a norm.

That and more when we return right here on this station.

[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[Radio Announcer]

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[John Clay Wolf]

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[J.D. Ryan]

That's good. That's fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the CBD oil?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the stuff I'm holding in my hand here. This is plus CBD oil, hemp soft gels. I'm looking for a way.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a laxative?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no. It's Hemp, the old prick. Anyway, it's. It's part of the plant. It's not the part that makes you high. I'm looking forward to naturally sleep without pills and bring my blood pressure down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grandpa, tell me about the good old days.

It's cannabis. Or.

[J.D. Ryan]

It also helps people like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn hippie.

[J.D. Ryan]

You young whippersnappers that have maybe some pain issues or nerve reconnection issues, you might want to think about this too, smarty pants.

[John Clay Wolf]

I drink can a punch.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's can of? Never mind.

[Bobby Brown]

Okay, that's a different type.

[J.D. Ryan]

C. BD So I started talking about it with some of the guys downstairs in the buyer's office yesterday. And then, lord and knows, everybody comes from every corner of the office with ideas and.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anybody have pistols and drugs?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, there was no pistols. There was no drugs. Now, we have some oil here.

[Bobby Brown]

Some. So my wife has this hemp oil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hemp oil?

[Bobby Brown]

A thousand milligrams.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's a hippie too. She runs a. She runs a hippie massage.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, she does not know. It's quite a reputable one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Registered belly dancer too, right?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, she is that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but this is.

[Bobby Brown]

It's broken now, but I was going to bring it up for. She dropped in on the way up here. But yes, it's 100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Expensive.

[Bobby Brown]

100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

So that's the. That's the real deal.

[John Clay Wolf]

New cop. All of no trouble. $35. Happy ending.

[J.D. Ryan]

All. The CBD is very expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

That will straighten you out. Another will say so when. Shut up now.

[Bobby Brown]

Not another buyer downstairs said, hey, try this.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is that?

[Bobby Brown]

Vape. CBD oil. I don't know about this.

[Radio Announcer]

Why?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks like a suppository.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you live, Babo?

[Bobby Brown]

I think that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shove that up Bobbo and see what.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bob's got a little higher tolerance than I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Higher talent. What is that supposed to mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

That you have a higher tolerance? It means you do it more than I do. I never smoke dope and you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

You got it all wrong. It's different.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got one wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do know how I use?

[J.D. Ryan]

What do I have to do?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know how I use sometimes. Okay. Like maybe twice a week. Maybe three times a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I decide, you know, it's 10 o'.

Clock. Appropriate song in the background.

I really should go to bed now. I really should have been in bed an hour ago.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll take a couple of hits, okay. Off a very classy little wooden Popeye. All right.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you admit that you use Glenn.

[John Clay Wolf]

I see.

Then I'll eat everything in the house. Then I'll go to bed, and it's all right.

[J.D. Ryan]

I like that. That's your throwaway night.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no tolerance at all, man. Different every time.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you're doing it, then you have a. You've built up a tolerance. I don't ever do anything intoxicating, so I would have a low, low tolerance for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

So.

[Bobby Brown]

But the CBD is not supposed to make you high.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no high element at all in CBD oil. That's. It's part of the plan. It's like one of 105 different things that are in dope or marijuana.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you buy it at the Indian reservation in Oklahoma?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you can buy anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's.

[J.D. Ryan]

And it's very expensive. That little jar that your wife broke is 100 bucks.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, 100 bucks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[Bobby Brown]

What about Bob?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you ask? Two dog screwing.

[Caller]

All right.

[Bobby Brown]

The vape stick of it and every.

[J.D. Ryan]

Other bumper sticker that you got. The Truck Stop. Do I.

[John Clay Wolf]

And this is not a rare thing. This is widespread. You see this stuff in vape sticks all over the place. I'm a scoffer myself. And we should note for our friends listening around the country, no, marijuana is not legal in Texas.

No, it's not.

So anything you buy here has no.

Tea, gets on a Learjet every Saturday after the show and hightails it to his mountain getaway in Aspen Creek.

Baby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Up on Cripple Creek.

[J.D. Ryan]

If anybody listening that has tried the CBD and has found relief or sleep, please let me know. I'd like to know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's just turn this show into the JD Health Show.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we should thank you and doctor you, man. You've got all kinds of issues that could be helped by this.

[John Clay Wolf]

G, Double O. D. Good. I ain't gonna. And whine and ask everybody about why.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is, like the biggest thing out there right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a bottle of Maker's Mark over there. Go get a pull off of it. Shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ten years sober today. Maker's Mark.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is today the day?

Quitter.

Today's the day. Huh?

I hadn't played football in 22.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a quitter.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we're barely a half hour into the show. First hour. We want to do this now, or do we want to wait till a little later?

[Bobby Brown]

No, we. We need you to try it to see if this is something that JD should do.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you. When you ate that chiba chew. Hang on. Time, time, time. I'm the director. I. I gotta keep him handy for later.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, well, this is cbd, though.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But hang on. So I gave you a chiba chew about, I don't know, two weeks ago. What time was it? 10 or 10am 10am or was it 9?

[Bobby Brown]

9.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had most of our big business done.

How we've gotten through the news.

Yeah, we got.

We covered the super bowl and the wall. Okay, so how high did you get off that Chiba chew?

It's pretty. Pretty powerful stuff, man.

Really?

Yes.

Were you funny or were you not funny? Was it hard for you to work or was it. Was it not?

I really don't remember it very well. See, I don't know. Did you guys enjoy it?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you were fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

You were squirrely. You were all over the place. Getting into La La Land at that last hour, it became less laugh at, Bobbo. Yeah, like, just like a drunk at a teenage party in the corner.

Hey, man, let me tell you.

We were gonna get out the shaving cream and, like, start writing on your face in a minute.

It's just other day. Okay, you just maintain.

[Bobby Brown]

We don't want JD Actually doing no anything with thc.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

If this vape stick, which is supposed to be just cbd. CBD oil actually makes them, you know, comfortable, calms you down, then it'll help J.D. it'll keep him sober, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just try one or two, give him a couple of hits.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who? Bob? Oh, yeah, that's fine.

[J.D. Ryan]

Completely.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you're not funny in a minute, I'll be pissed off at J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

You'Re already mad at me. You're always mad at me. God, I'm just one of many.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio pre K. You got to put them on hold. I said that very calmly and nicely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just because I don't feel like screaming yet. But it's there. CBD Oil man. Hello?

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're earlier.

[Caller]

No. So my dad. My dad has had his hip replaced three times over the last, like, six years and had been taking a lot of hydrocodone for it. And my dad's not the kind of guy to, like, want to take any drugs or anything, especially not weed. And I finally talked him into trying the CBD oil and it got him totally off of the hydrocodone, and it helped my grandpa get off of his morphine, and he was taking a lot of morphe. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do they know about your cocaine problem? I'm say again, do they know about your Cocaine problem. All right, 800, 800, seven two, three, four.

[Bobby Brown]

He's saying it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's saying it works. Judy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thanks.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now, here comes all the phone lines. Hey, listen, you did the damn addiction show for two years at nighttime. Yeah, it was fun and you enjoyed it, but look, the whole phone bank is full of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

So these are your listeners. Maybe you should pay attention to them and not talk about you all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, you're on the. Good morning. Who's this?

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing this morning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good.

[Caller]

I was going to call about the CBD oil. Look, I had some rheumatoid arthritis going on, back pain, leg pain, couldn't sleep at night, and my wife got the CBD oil. Koi. CBD oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it work?

[Caller]

Thousand milligrams. Oh, look, 30 seconds under the tongue, and, man, look, you have no high from it. Nothing like that. And it works wonders. I mean, it works like magic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where do you get this stuff? Wait, wait, wait.

Listen.

[Caller]

We get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go ahead.

[Caller]

We get it from a vape shop. You know, vape shops all around. Carry it now. And any cigarettes. Some of these cigarette stores are starting to carry it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you in Oklahoma?

[Caller]

Do what now?

[John Clay Wolf]

What city are you in?

[Caller]

You. You're looking at 30 milliliter bottles, like 65 bucks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you.

Thank you. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? It's you.

[Caller]

Hello?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you're on the air. Go ahead.

[Caller]

Can you hear me?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Go ahead. Go ahead, go.

[Caller]

I'm calling about the CBD oil, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

[Caller]

I buy it off Amazon for a 5.500milligram for 20 bucks, and it helps my back tremendously.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, are we getting paid for this?

Nope.

Jim, Houston, good morning. Jim and Houston, good morning.

[Caller]

Oh, sorry. Yeah, I was calling in regarding the CBD oil. So. I actually work at a research clinic. Now, we're not researching this, but one of the rheumatoid arthritis patients, she uses it orally. So she dropped like. She buys it by the dropper and puts it in her mouth and then she rubs it on her hands. And she said she finds relief from it for arthritis.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So it works?

[Caller]

She said it does work. She said it does work.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, that's three people. JD so it's good enough for you. We can quit talking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ask where it's available, John. Within a hundred yards either side of this building, you can buy it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paul and Weatherford, good morning. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. I see a 16 Lexus RC350. That's the coupe, right?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's the two door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've got one. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

All wheel drive or two wheel drive?

[Caller]

Man, I ain't sure about that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it yours? It's my car.

[Caller]

I think it's. I think it's all wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up in this. The VIN number will tell you I think it's a 28, 000 car. Just off the top of my head. Maybe 30.

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm in Weatherford. I'm in Weatherford and they offered me at Jerry's yesterday and I was going there today, they offered me 25 and I told him, man, I just, I can't take 25 for it. I'm upside down. But you know, I'll pay the difference.

[John Clay Wolf]

It sounds like they're trying to steal it from you. Hey, there's a guy named Scooter out there that is a sorry, sorry, sorry bastard. I mean like the sorriest bastard in Parker county. And I'll bet you anything he was behind that offer. They ought to run him off. They ought to run Scooter off. He is, I mean, goofier than a. Dumber than a run over dog. It's the damnedest thing. I can't believe this guy still works there, I guarantee you. Look, look, I mean, who. You know when I'm joking with Randy the Chipmunk about his uncle Scooter and I'm bragging on him, that's who I'm talking about. That's where I got that character from. Just a sorry bastard. You ever just known a sorry. No count no good. Some bitch that is. Scooter.

[Caller]

Wow there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I'll give. So I hit you at 4,000 more than. Than a goofball. Go to. Give me the vin.com. i'll buy it. We'll be right back.

[Caller]

This is Gabriel in Austin, Texas and I'm very offended by the John Clay wolf.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paulie. Hey, Stevie, get your ass over here.

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Every time you make a friend, you lose an enemy.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, man, that's the best customer comment I've heard in a long time. My name is Herbert Mulestein and I am offended by the John Clay Wolf show. Where'd you get that?

[Bobby Brown]

That's just somebody wanting to leave a voice message to us.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks a bunch.

Oh, that's great.

[J.D. Ryan]

So if it doesn't offend John I'm going to ask Bob O question. We don't want to upset you.

[Bobby Brown]

No, go ahead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you. Bobbo, do you feel any effects from the vaping of the CBD oil that you tried? We'll get right back to calling Scooter names. Hang on, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'd say I. I took two big old honking hits of that stuff and I really can't feel anything.

[Caller]

Nothing.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would like to hear some super tramp, though.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. It's kicking in, folks. All right, back to Scooter.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I brought you something JD And I needed. Made me think about it because last night I was on kid duty. I had to watch the kids.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm real hungover this morning. So I've got Vicodin here. I've got Can a punch here.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't want to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which one would it. Which one would make the pain go away?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't have pain. Let me see it. What's the can of punch?

[John Clay Wolf]

Can of punch is a. It's CBD oil.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, okay. No, it's not. Take a shot. It says take thc. Take a shot of it clearly on the label.

[John Clay Wolf]

Shut up. Open your mouth. It's like. It's like Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good friends like you, I don't need.

[Bobby Brown]

Sober for 10 years. And one of these two be all right for you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Take one. He's fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

He'll straighten your ass up, no problem. He won't need it.

He hates everything. Hey, J.D. he likes it.

[J.D. Ryan]

My friends.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800. Have you ever been to, like, Mexico, where you lean your head back and they pour the tequila in your mouth?

[J.D. Ryan]

Many years ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I've got a story. How much time do we have, Turley?

[Bobby Brown]

You got eight minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of early. I don't want to blow this that early.

[Bobby Brown]

You always tell it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so this guy, he's back. We need some music. I need a New Year's Day by Charlie Robinson. This is real good. Okay, so he.

He.

I've had a friend that's missing for six months. Missing, Missing, Gone missing.

[J.D. Ryan]

No one knows where he is. Gone, gone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dropped off.

He. He goes on a cruise. And he goes into Playa del Carmen, I think.

Sure.

Let off for a couple hours. Goes to one of those places like we're talking about. Leans your head back. I don't know why. I just thought of this as perfect timing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

And gets wasted.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Runs into hot bartender. She's. Lean his head back, pouring tequila, blah, blah, blah.

[J.D. Ryan]

See you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. It's great. Yeah. He has 150 bucks his pocket. Oh, hell, we gotta go, right? Go down to the dock. And they see the ship driving away. Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It'll leave you.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll leave you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so that was in June. June has no money, has no credit card, has nothing. Goes home with her. She lives at her parents compound and they are in the furniture business.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six months ago is when this happened. He winds up working for her dad. He doesn't have a passport. He doesn't. He's going to the consulate. He's got a problem.

Yeah.

But he also likes her.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it's not a bad problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's just a problem.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he winds up dating her and just staying there, you know, spending sets Sundays with the. With the brothers and the cousins and eating Chiclets and all that stuff, you know, they're all just hanging out down there like it's Pablo Escobar. Yeah. And he's working for the furniture deal. And they're just going along and learning Spanish and he doesn't call anybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for him. Good for your friend. That's real life happening. That's how you do it, kids. That's right there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Getting of a novel.

[John Clay Wolf]

A single.

A Hemingway novel. Yeah, it's awesome.

So. So this is going along. The cruise ship left him in Mexico. He's living. Wait, turn it up a little bit. He's not going to see the girl with a horse. But anyway, he. He's working for the dad's deal and he asked her to get married.

[J.D. Ryan]

Damn.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gets engaged.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's staying. He's gonna take over the business. And then he. This all happened this fast.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's all working out. His life is beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's real life happening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

And he tells the dad that he's gonna go back to Texas. He needs to take her back to Texas. He can't stay down here that long. But he. So the dad gave him $50,000 to go away, but he said it wasn't the money. He, he. I talked to him the other day. Oh, wait, wait. Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

They gave him 50 grand to just leave. American dollars, huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why not?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he didn't want him to take his daughter back to Texas.

[Bobby Brown]

Boy, he made out great messing that boat.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, kid, what a story.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he said, he said there's more to it than furniture. He thinks.

[J.D. Ryan]

And I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And CBD oil.

Maybe he wouldn't have sold her for 50,000, but he said I might as well take the money because I know if I stand up and like say.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, they're Gonna find you in a ditch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those were his exact words. So they will find me in a ditch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Absolutely. I'm surprised. $50,000. I'm surprised they didn't find him in a ditch.

[John Clay Wolf]

So he shows back up to trophy Nissan, walks in, sees Grady, says, hey, man. Hey, man, can I have my job back? Brady's like, I never let you go, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ladies and gentlemen, the car business.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go out there and take it up.

Exactly. Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

You ever want to know the inner workings of the car business, you just heard it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go get an up. Fresh ups for sale. If y' all don't know what an up is and you don't know what an up is, he said, yeah, just go grab an up.

[J.D. Ryan]

We laugh about the people.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been back for about three weeks.

[J.D. Ryan]

That people go to Vegas and just vanish. And they come back and they still have a job.

[John Clay Wolf]

It happens here.

[J.D. Ryan]

It happens here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I'm talking about, see it all the time.

When we would give me the vent, open the new Vegas office, we had a guy get rolled, supposedly, Little John, you know, and he got mad at Lt. Dan and quit the other day, but he's got no job, so. So Boots, the guy that got rolled in Vegas, comes back here beat up. He beat himself up in a bathroom, probably to have Mark's. There were no marks, so he didn't even go through that trouble. Gets back here, and he's whining about, like, not having any money because he spent so much out there when he was visiting. Long story short, he quit. I quit. And he worked on Lieutenant Dan's team. Screw you, Lieutenant Dan. Life ain't like a box of chocolates. I'm out of here. Calls him a week later.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I'll bet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wanting to borrow money.

Life's more like a bag of Skittles. Gets pretty fruity.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish I thought you were kidding, but I know you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Boots is calling Dan after he quit, Told him to kiss his ass, to hell with him and his family. It calls him back maybe 10 days later, five days later, in a short period of time. Hey, man, I'm really down right now. That job, blah, blah, didn't work out because I've got that arrest on my record. It is pending to go to court over that stalking case. Monitor and wolf loaned me 2500 to get an attorney. And that's why I don't have a bunch of money, because I paid him half of it back.

So, long story short, he'll be back.

Monday or He's down in Mexico right now working at a furniture store.

Monday plus six months.

800, 800. Seven, two, three, four.

[J.D. Ryan]

So funny. So funny. Because it's so true.

[Caller]

It's true.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, the car business stories, dude, they go on and on, on meth heads. That's a whole different level. I mean a whole different level.

They're usually service department though, right?

No, they're sales.

Oh no. Yeah, see, I've never seen that.

Oh my God almighty. I mean if you've never been robbed by a methane, then you haven't lived a full life.

Oh, I'm not saying I haven't seen that. I just haven't seen him sell cars.

Now they work real hard and everything's moving and hey man. And this is coming and that's going. And this is going and this is coming and we're on it, bro. And they're putting up enough points to make you to believe half of it. But you're like, but what about this? I'll get to that in a minute. And then they get right into this other thing that you really like that keeps your attention because it's profitable.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you remember but that problem that was in the back of your head that you kept pointing about and kept bringing it up, that we kept jumping around and changing the subject. It winds up swiping the whole thing out times three. Everything that was good in the relationship called a hundred thousand dollars. The problem that you were thinking maybe might be a problem, cost 300. Go ahead, Bob.

Do you remember the guy a few years ago, and I won't use the name but worked at your dealership, was an upstanding clear cut. I mean pale faced Dan Gomillion.

No, he's no good.

No, no, this, this was a straight up guy.

Okay.

Suddenly I think he had wife trouble or something. Suddenly he was at the dealership until 2 in the morning sometimes playing.

Oh no, played Farmville. Dude, did he get messy.

Oh, he seemed a little like it to me. I don't want to use any name.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's slicker than a minnow's penis. Because that was one of his comments.

I was running the radio station so I was there just all hours of the early early morning and late late night and I couldn't, I was never there that he wasn't there.

So Baba's theory was this guy is very straight, normal. Yeah, got on method. It was Internet farming all night long at the store for a couple of weeks it'd be like Sim City or Some addictive game, but it was Farmville. And he was just plowing those fields going and locked in. Roger, that sales guy. When we brought this guy named Roger, everybody told me, hey, man, he's great. He's this, he's that. But he'll twist off on you. Same thing get. You know, about three months in, he. When they get a check and then it lights their pilot light a nice check, and then they go on a burner and they. They vaporize for two and a half weeks. I'm sure there's plenty of women out here that been married to these guys and calling with great stories. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Cleveland. I buy cars in the air.

Hey, Alexa, when is the Super Bowl?

[Caller]

Does it matter?

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

Who really cares? I want to the Saints and Chiefs to play.

[John Clay Wolf]

I. I didn't know you felt that way.

That's because you never listen. All you ever do is bark orders at me.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I just.

Hey, Alexa, what's the forecast?

[Caller]

Alexa, turn on the next episode of the Bachelor.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, knock it off.

[Caller]

Alexa, play All Star by Smash mouth again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Smash. Oh, whatever. Hey, Alexa, shut off.

[Caller]

Don't mess with me. Quad.

[John Clay Wolf]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning.

It's the John Clay Wolf show starring John Clay Wolf with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John, playing.

How hard was that to make that Alexa deal? That had to take some time.

It took a little doing. She's really back talking a lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's a little bit of a, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Know, it's a typical casual relationship. After about 18 months, she's begun to. Yeah, she's begun to really nitpick.

Hey, Alexa, come get Teresa.

[Bobby Brown]

Good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Teresa, what you got?

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi.

[Caller]

I've got a 2006 Toyota Avalon Limited.

[John Clay Wolf]

How nice is it? On a scale of one to ten?

[Caller]

I would say it's about an eight.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think it's about three grand. 3,500. Okay. All right. Does that buy it? It sure as hell should.

[Caller]

Okay, give me the VIN.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, tell them I hit you at 3 to 35. The system, my computer system that automatically bids the cars won't bid it with 160,000 miles. So they'll call you. Won't get an automatic response off the computer, but the buyer will call you and tell them John said 3 to 35. But do this. Take pictures of the outside. Take pictures of the inside and make sure if there's any damage on it, then take pictures of that so that we can adjust for that. But other than that, we can. Do you have. Do you have a clear title? Yes. Cool. And. Well, you know, you can run it over here right now. We bust a check off in Vegas, in Baton Rouge, in Houston, Dallas, Fort Worth, Oklahoma City. We don't have an office yet, but we can process and print checks on Saturdays. Send me some nudes. Thank you. 800, 800, 7 2, 3. That was not me, by the way. That was Turley replaying a drop. He's making me sound inappropriate.

[Bobby Brown]

But if she does, you know we won't.

[John Clay Wolf]

David in San Antonio, Dave and Super Dave in San Antonio. San Antonio, Dave. Eleven. Tundra. Crew max with 97,000 miles.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average, rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

Clean. Got a fiberglass tunnel cover, rear airbags. I pull a camper with it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Big back door, small back door. What's CrewMax? So it's big, and is it a SR5 or a limit? Is it limited or an SR5?

[Caller]

I don't think it's either. It's kind of a base model.

[John Clay Wolf]

I need pictures that. I'm thinking 10,000, but I need pictures. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up, and shoot them over, and we will get this thing bought. I have a. I have guys in Austin that run down to San Antonio to pick up our San Antonio customers and Corpus customers.

[Caller]

Ten grand, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, I don't know if it's a work truck or what. I need to see pictures.

[Caller]

Okay. I just clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm hitting you low to be safe now because you. If it's a work truck with a black grill. Yes. If it's a chrome grill and it's got the steel wheels, I might give 10. 5. If it's an SR5, I'm gonna go like 12. 12, 5. I need to see what it is.

[Caller]

That's our 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go load it up. Hey, hey. Let's take. Let's. Let's take the guesswork out of it. We don't have to guess. Nobody has to guess. Just get your license plate, put it in, give me the vin.com, and then we'll know immediately. Thank you. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. I didn't mean to raise my voice at him. That was not my intent. But I want to make my point. We don't have to sit here and argue about options. That's why we built this website. Sure. So you can just go in there and dump your license plate and it'll code it, it'll decode it right there.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radiant. Also motorcycles, RVs, and no boats. I will never buy another boat until I sell the boat that I bought three years ago when we started this.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thing, which is never gonna happen. It's never gonna happen.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a 290, 280 sea ray 280. That needs four grand. Three grand spin on the lower unit. It'll run, but it's got something. It's leaking oil, and it's a nice one. And I'll sell it for $25,000. And it's got a book of 40 GS. Go to givemetheven.com if you want to buy it. I'm not going to show it to anybody. I'll pitch you the keys. You can go look. It's up in Fort Worth, Texas, on the water. It's nice. Hi. Yeah. Yeah. Be sure to like us on Facebook.

[J.D. Ryan]

What would you like to hear? Would you like to hear Jimmy Buffett trying to sing the National Anthem? You think of Jimmy as a singer, don't you? You kind of think as Jimmy. He could probably maybe, I don't know, carry a tune. He's made 12 zillion dollars doing so well. He tried to sing the National Anthem this last week. Now, he did it without a backing band. He didn't have any bongos, didn't have any girls in their hips, nothing. But Jimmy, what happened to you, man?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have broad stripes and bright stars.

[J.D. Ryan]

Through the perilous fight O' er the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ramparts we watch Were so gallantly streaming and the rocket's red glare the bombs bursting in air Gave proof through the night I mean, it's not as terrible.

[J.D. Ryan]

But there's some serious notes that he misses.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not too terribly, though. He's pretty well on key. What I appreciate about it is that he doesn't over sing it, which everybody.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everybody just goes all over the board.

[John Clay Wolf]

So is that guy white, black, Latino or other?

[J.D. Ryan]

The other. He's a parenthead. There is no explaining apparent.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's changed his own DNA for sure.

So what are we gonna do about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is the government shutdown going to. Is everybody gonna immediately get back in the other group? I'm telling you, this. This car market was heading down. We had the worst week last week we've ever had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Since I've been in the business, everybody's freaking out. You think everybody's just holding back on everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, of course they are.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's people not getting paid. There's people that, you know, live paycheck to paycheck that ain't getting.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was fixing to start shorting futures contracts because I knew that Wall street was fixed to fall when the car market starts moving. Wall Street's next. And it started moving this weekend down. I mean, it was coast to coast. I mean, all the auctions across the country went down 10%. It was weird. Yes, 10%. And no newspaper covered it? No nothing. Billions of dollars. Nobody knows anything except we're on the cutting edge of it because we sell through it. And I'm like, oh, this is getting bad quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why nobody covered that. That's interesting. They'd like to make Trump look as bad as possible.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't think of it, you know. And that's just the car market. Yeah, that's just the car market. How many people bought.

This is not a publicly traded commodity.

How many people bought RVs in that time, your luxury items? I bet they're down 40%.

The dealers were pulling back. The people were pulling back knowing that the tax checks were going to be late. And it was fixing to hit. The S was fixing to hit the fan when yesterday's announcement that he's laying off the gas. Here's what I got from it. 3 week temporary shutdown is off or on, but if we don't make a deal, then I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway. So he's really not threatening to shut the government down?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he's not. He's saying it's a possibility, but it's not gonna get there. Everybody saw how really bad it was headed. I mean, the airports were getting very serious. Tsa and that affects everybody. I don't care if you're a car dealer where you buy CDB oil.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Or if you're an Indian on a reservation.

[J.D. Ryan]

It doesn't matter. All those things affect people. And it was getting very, very serious. A lot worse than we ever knew. You're right, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I felt it. It was. It was getting. It was expensive. It was very expensive. So are they all going back to work Monday morning?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep. I mean, everybody, as far as I know. Now, the question is, I. I'm sure the answer is you gonna get back pay. All these guys going to get a big old check, which.

[John Clay Wolf]

The ones that worked are. The ones that didn't work.

[J.D. Ryan]

The ones that worked. If you didn't show up, you don't get anything but the ones that worked, you get a big check. But are they going to be like the car guys to get a big check out? Hey man, we got five grand. Yeah, but you owe three of that to the back rent.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's something, it's something to watch, you know and I love politics. I'm. I'm a real political junkie. Right. It's something to watch the next, the next three weeks or so. What's going to happen man?

Dane in Louisiana. Fifteen high country dually. Is this a dually?

[Caller]

It is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Average rough or clean?

[Caller]

Clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got 151,000 miles on.

[Caller]

Sure does.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. 15 dually four wheel drive high country Duramax Chevy with all the gear. You say it's clean? It's got a buck and a buck and a half on the miles. I think it's 25 grand.

[Caller]

How many?

[John Clay Wolf]

25,000.

[Caller]

25,000. Let me. I'm a ponder that. Thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Go to givethevin.com and load it up. Houston, Jeff. 12 miles to speed. 38,000 miles. Tech package navigation. What's Mazda say? Zoom zoom, Zoom.

Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom.

Never trust a man from Houston. Do you have a payoff on this?

[Caller]

Do I what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have a payoff?

[Caller]

No, it's paid off already.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cool. Stick shifter, automatic. Most of those speeds are sticks, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, they're. Yeah, they're all, they're all six speed transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a Mazda 3 speed and it's loaded out. What color?

[Caller]

It's. It's all black. It's got aftermarket black rims on. Does have some aftermarket parts on it. Like I put a. A KW suspension on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you lower it? Do what is it lowered.

[Caller]

It? That's the beauty about the suspension. It can be lowered, but it's a. It's normal height.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's got 38000 miles on it.

[Caller]

Yeah. 38 to 40,000 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 miles to speed. 38000 miles. Tech package navigation. Geeked out. All ten ready to roll. I don't know. Sounds like a ten grand to me. Okay. Go to, go to givemetheven.com I do want to buy it. Hey, Turley, did we make any money?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do what I was asking Turley. Did we make any money with that drift car that we bought?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that thing? It was a Subaru brz.

[Bobby Brown]

Brz. That was a pure drifter. I mean it's got the brake, everything about it.

[Caller]

Rear wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It. It had a. It had a shifter. In it. That was like a motorcycle. That was a break.

[Bobby Brown]

That's the brake. So when you drift, you gotta pop that brake in. And that was a professionally grade break on that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The thing was decked out. They really liked it. Jonathan at the speed store bought it as he probably already sold it. Okay, cool, Jeff, thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800, radio. Boy, I sound like I'm from California in that flip.

California, man.

Rush Limbaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Rush is here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, Rush. What are you doing, you old bastard? I want to hear. Oh, we've only got 14 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

John.

Yeah.

Is it time it?

Well, not really. We've got to go.

We're in the middle of a cocktail here.

Okay, well, bring us out and bring us back in.

We'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this short drink.

DJ Pre K. You know what I want to do. I know this is wrong timing. I'm completely out of, out of context here, but I miss white, black, Latino or other so much. I want to hear it right now. When we would normally be bidding cars. And if you want us to bid your car, go to 800. Call us. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. Average rough or clean year making miles. That's all I need. I throw 10 grand, 40 grand, 500. Whatever it is, I can buy. We buy 500 cars a week or just go to givemetheven.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Caller]

All right.

[Michael Turley]

We on a quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are now about to witness the strength of streets.

[Michael Turley]

All right, so the government shutting down might have had some TSA employees saying, you know, forget this, I'm out. But luckily, there's still some airline cats doing their best to. To keep us safe. And thank the Lord, because our suspects today were aboard a flight from Miami to Detroit when staff told them to get to stepping because folks on the plane were tripping about their body odor.

[John Clay Wolf]

A Jewish black man, go ahead.

[Michael Turley]

And the couple and their baby started going off about how they were singled out because of their ethnicity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time, time, time. Startup people were. I. I interrupted on you. They're on the flight from Miami to Detroit. And what happened?

[Michael Turley]

They stank.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the.

[Michael Turley]

The airplane. Airplane employees said, man, you gotta get.

[John Clay Wolf]

Off the plane, man. They threw off the plane. You gots to go. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So they started tripping, saying, you know, you picked us out because of our ethnicity. But the airplane held tight and said, it ain't got nothing to do with that. Y' all just stank. So the fan was taken off the flight and put on a later one to get back to sweet Detroit. So I don't know if it was wet dog, spicy taxi, carrier, kush cologne. All I know is there's some wild stank going on, man. So y' all gonna have to guess, all right? White, black, Latino or other, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. Well, it's such a setup that it's not black because the Detroit is obviously. I'm gonna go with other. I'm gonna go with Paki.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go with white people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Detroit, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those desert dudes, they don't take showers much. Some of them.

[Bobby Brown]

Let me think this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some of them. Some. Hang on. There's. I've got good friends that are Saudi. I'm not. I'm not categorized. I'm telling you, the. The stanking. The deepest stank I've ever witnessed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is being over there and some guys that don't bathe.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, well, there's a lot of.

Garlic in the diet.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, this is. So we're ranking the. The stinkiest race.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we're out of time. We'll be back in just a second. We'll pick this up as soon as we get back.

No, that's not what we're doing.

Well, we'll figure out what we're doing on this quick break, and we'll figure it. We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

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[John Clay Wolf]

I thought that was funny.

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[John Clay Wolf]

In bloom. These guys still touring.

[J.D. Ryan]

They burning hail.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. All right, stinkiest people, DJ Pre K, white, black, Latino or other. Set it back up real quick so that we can finish what we started.

[Michael Turley]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Quick recast, Colonel, sir.

[Michael Turley]

All right, like I was saying, man, you know, the government shutdown. Got to talk to me like I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

Uncle Tom or something. Well, go ahead. Yeah, yeah, Go ahead. Turn.

[Michael Turley]

Sorry, I got somebody on the phone, but like I was saying, the government shutdown got some TSA employees acting a fool, man. But, you know, luckily, they're still working out there. So they guys had somebody on a flight from Miami to Detroit, and staff told them to get off because they stank too much. And so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stank too much is what he said.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stank.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

So much they started going off about how they were singled out because of their ethnicity. But airline held tight on their stance and said, it ain't got nothing to do with that. Y' all just super stank. And the fan was taken off the flight. Put on a later one to get back to the sweet home Detroit. But I don't know if it was wet dog, spicy curry, or cursed cologne. All I know is there's some wild stank going on. So what y' all think?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wet dog, spicy curry, or crushed cologne? I think I got all of those innuendos. Okay, so you said. What did.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm go with white. I'm gonna go with the wet dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna go with like Afghanistan.

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Man. Could be a strong scent of garlic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Could be.

Could be Italians.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, like a foreigner. Like Italian or.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're great. Did you know any Greeks that stink?

[Bobby Brown]

No, we smell like cologne.

[John Clay Wolf]

As everybody could if they took care, right?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know, we could all suffer from this.

Are there cultures that don't want to take care?

Well, I mean, there are cultures where it's 120 degrees all day every day.

Okay.

You know, grooming's different, but I mean.

In Dubai it's about as hot as it can get. I don't think everybody's stanking out the. You know what in Dubai?

Well, the. The culprits socio economic, of course, but I go with you. I say other.

Like the camel's feet smell real bad anyway. Dj, go ahead.

Xnay on the mlk.

[Michael Turley]

All right, y'.

[Bobby Brown]

All.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if y' all quite on it. This time it was Yosi Adler with wife Jenny adler and their 19th month old daughter. And you can notice y' all see Adler wearing a yamaka. It was a Jewish family.

[John Clay Wolf]

But Jewish is not a region, dude. I mean that's not a ra.

That.

That's not a. That's a religion, man.

[Michael Turley]

I googled it. Jewish is an ethnicity.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's white people.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I was right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, you win.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah. Or it could have been Euro.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those sectic Jewish people. Not sectic. What is it when you're hardcore about it?

Hiccup. Yeah, that's just a hairstyle, man.

[Bobby Brown]

Septic.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. Laura Lyons was preparing food in her California kitchen Sunday when a loud squawking blasted from the living room. Following by followed by detailed warnings of North Korea's interballistic missiles coming to Los Angeles, Chicago, and of course Ohio. The warning to the public was to evacuate Their homes. We actually have audio of this bomb test that went off.

[John Clay Wolf]

It came on like the emergency sounds of an Amber Alert, say, and then a man's voice announced that North Korea had launched three intercontinental ballistic missiles toward the United States and that the United States had launched a counter attack. I was like, all right, we need to get in the car. We need to grab the dog. I wish we had more cash. Which direction do we drive?

Scary stuff.

[J.D. Ryan]

After calling 911 and, of course, checking with the local news channels, she and her husband realized the warning came from their NEST security camera on top of the living room television, and people had hacked it. Did you even know. You've seen those on Facebook, the little security cameras. Did you even know they're interactive and would do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

They're a lifesaver, but, man.

[Bobby Brown]

Well, you could talk through your NEST to your home.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. But they got the warning that the inter ballistic missiles are on the way.

[Bobby Brown]

What a great.

[J.D. Ryan]

Imagine. Obviously, it was believable because this lady was ready to get in the car and drive some.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wouldn't you?

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know what I would do.

[Bobby Brown]

No, I would start questioning right away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you? Well, she called the cops, and they were.

[John Clay Wolf]

The most racist thing that I have seen in the past couple years.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is on the big screen right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Aquaman. What? Have you seen it?

[J.D. Ryan]

I have not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me about Aquaman.

It's racist.

[J.D. Ryan]

How's it racist?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you see it, Turley?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you not notice in the first scene how ridiculously racist that was? I was so offended. No. When the pirates came and took over the ship and Aquaman saved him, the bad guys, they came in there, okay, so there's a submarine, Russian submarine. And these pirates come in with masks on, and they, like, bust in and gun up. Everybody. Hold up, empty out your pockets. Everyone of them were black guys. Huh? It was racist. No, the. The pirates. Yeah. You know, I mean, why weren't they white guys?

[Bobby Brown]

I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'll tell you this. They got the wrong superhero. They got the wrong superhero because Aquaman doesn't deal with that.

No, that's right.

Right.

You. You.

They should have called Batman or.

That is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? He said it was awful.

[Bobby Brown]

I didn't think it was that great.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I thought it was great.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you liked. What was that weird movie with the blue people that. The guy that did Titanic?

Oh, Avatar.

Yeah. If you like Avatar and Iron Man. It's Avatar. Meets Iron man in the water.

I heard it was the best.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you take the kids to this movie? Yeah, recently.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you, Were you drunk?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just asking.

[Bobby Brown]

Visually, yes, it's cool. The storyline, but the. Visually, yes, it's cool.

[J.D. Ryan]

I was just seeing Nicole Kidman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Looks good for 100 years old. Oh, yeah?

[J.D. Ryan]

Does she look good?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, they had to touch her up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is she.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no, it's good. It's a good, it's a, it's a good fish story, man.

Good.

Yeah, it really is. It really was.

[J.D. Ryan]

Racist fish stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But, I mean, but when you watch this first scene, I, I, I think that the NAACP should write him a letter. I don't agree with how that went down.

A man, the fastest swimmer in the world, now he's in love. Get ready for Shape of Water 2. Aquaman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, here's, here's an article. I'm obsessed with Julie Andrews voicing a racist sea monster in Aquaman. So there's people that agree with you?

[John Clay Wolf]

A few. A buddy of mine went to school. Have you seen Aquaman? Great big dude that's in Game of Thrones. He's from Iowa and he went to school with Spagnola. And I was like, shut up. Send me a picture, y', all. When you're kids. And sure enough, boom. Like, all right, that's cool. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Oh, here's one real quick.

Oh.

3 Silverado 2500 HD crew cab leather. Is it a six liter tie?

[Caller]

It's a Duramax diesel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive.

[Caller]

Do what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Two wheel drive, right?

[Caller]

Yes. Two wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it, is it 8 to $10,000 on a 03?

[Caller]

18,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

8 to 10,000.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 10,000 buy it?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why?

He ain't going to tell you why.

Ty. Ty T. I will be right back. Next to you.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

On Friday, around 800,000 federal employees missed.

[Bobby Brown]

Their first paychecks and instead they got.

[Radio Announcer]

An IOU hit him up right now. 1-800-800-Rode.

[John Clay Wolf]

These are so bad.

Federal workers are crossing the border to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Look for jobs in Mexico.

[Caller]

I am a person today.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am a king tomorrow. Speaking of marijuana.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, these honkies are crazy.

[John Clay Wolf]

California, here we come.

[Radio Announcer]

This, this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Vegas. Good morning, Los Angeles. Baton Rouge, Houston. Fixing to be dc Really? I need to open that. And guys, I know you're waiting on me to make a decision on that. People die hard. And I will. I've been so busy this week with this market flipping around because of this government shutdown. I've been up to my butt in alligators. I have not even opened it. But we have an offer on the table for dc finally got it cleared and I need to make a decision on how we're going to shape it. So anyway, it's not even friends. No, no, no, no, no, it's not. Reverend Charles is in the house. We're going to get to him in the morning. Reverend, how are you doing, Brother John?

Yeah, I feel liberated. I feel redeemed by the hope and love I get now that this government ain't shut down no more.

Rev. Hold that thought. I'm gonna grab Eric and Houston real quick. Oh, five. Eric, are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

05 Excursion with 44,000 miles. It's a six liter diesel. Eddie. Bow wow. How long have you had it?

[Caller]

Original owner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so on a scale of one to ten.

[Caller]

One out of ten. I'd say a nine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Plus those are nice one. Okay. Well I was a. I was a Ford dealer back then. That was the last year we made them. What did you pay for it back then? Like 35, 38.

[Caller]

The way I. It was close to 40.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I remember. Well, this 20 grand bite.

[Caller]

That's a good number. I'm just looking to get rid of it because I'm getting a new 250. So I just need to offset that eighty thousand dollar truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you. I want to buy it. I want to buy it. I want to keep it. I. I've got a bunch of kids and this would be a good one because it's. Those back seats are huge.

[Caller]

Yeah, it's got the, it's got the captain seat, so it's the four captains and then the rear bench and I can.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What kind of truck do you want to buy?

[Caller]

Looking for a brand new 250. 20, 18, 2019.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I can hook you up with my dealer buddies on that if you want to get the best price on that. If you make sure I get this car. I want this car for me. I'm serious. I mean it's got great miles on it. So. Yeah. Do we have a deal at 20 and I'll help you get a truck.

[Caller]

Yes. What could I come in to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gonna put you on. I'm gonna put you on hold. I'm gonna have DJ Prek get your phone number in your email address and we'll get you after the show.

[Caller]

Sounds good brother.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on a second. Let's go. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Why did I put $20,000 in an O5 expedition with a diesel? There's just not many of them.

[J.D. Ryan]

14 years old.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great.

[John Clay Wolf]

Miles.

Yep. There's just none left. Brandon. 07 Sequoia with 160. Is it. It's leather, but it's SR5. Is that right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait. Last year of the old body style. Correct?

[Caller]

Pardon?

[John Clay Wolf]

First year of the new body style or last year of the old body style?

[Caller]

In 07, I think it was the last year of the old body style.

[John Clay Wolf]

It looks like an 06 and an 05. Okay, I'll give 4,000.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

4,000. 4,000.

[Caller]

No, on my way to Carmax right now. They've already given me an offer of 4,500.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so let's, let's, let's back up, breathe deep, and think about what just happened.

[J.D. Ryan]

Everyone relax.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right? So he calls me, and in 15 seconds I say four grand. Oh, no, no. So how much? So understand, I hit it at 4. They looked at it for how long? 15 minutes or 30 minutes?

[Caller]

Probably 15.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, and you drove how far to get there the first time?

[Caller]

10 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then waited. Waited how long to get with someone? My point. Did you have an hour invested in this bid of 4,500?

[Caller]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And then you go home and now you're coming back. So, yeah, I'll, I'll beat that. Or I'll pay you $100 is our deal. So obviously I'm telling you right now, I'm going to beat it and I'll come pick it up. If you want to sell it to them, you can, but I'll give 4800. I'll beat it by 300 and I'll come pick it up.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I'll tell you why I'm doing that so quick. They had an opportunity to look it over, to sniff the seats, to look at the oil, to do all the stuff. I just quick hit it off the, off the air. So if they bid it at 4,500, I'm assuming that it's a good one, and I'll beat him by 300 bucks. And I'll spend 50 bucks or $75 to send a driver over there to pick it up with a check in hand. And the method of payment that they would give you today is not a check. I will repeat that, and I can say that without any slander. It is not a check. It is a bank draft. It Is no good until they activate it on the other end. And it says on the back, will not cash for five to eight business days.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, five to eight business days.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you read the back of it, that's what it says. We will give you a live check that's ready to go. You can go hammer it right then off. Bank of America.

[Bobby Brown]

Send it to this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got it. Hey, I'm gonna put you on hold, Brandon. I'm gonna have DJ get your stuff and get you loaded up in the website. All I want is a picture of that offer letter. And we'll process the deal off of that. Okay, thanks. Let's go. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Wayne, how do you hear us in New Mexico? Do I. Am I on these stations in New Mexico?

[Caller]

I pick you, Odessa.

[John Clay Wolf]

And are you in New Mexico right now?

[Caller]

I'm in New Mexico right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like, what city?

[Caller]

I'm out of Hobbs. I'm. I'm working in old Patch.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's awesome. I didn't realize we're. We're on in New Mexico.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

How far is the drive from where you are to Midland?

[Caller]

Oh, probably 90 miles, 80 miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 dually. Hunt, huh?

[Caller]

I can't. I catch up every Saturday. I mean, this is. This is my Saturday. This makes work worth getting up and going to work for.

[John Clay Wolf]

If we could just have naked girls, that we would have the whole package.

Oh, there's an idea.

You.

[Caller]

I got my dog with me.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's between you and Norman, our Puerto Rican. Norman is into that. You can call him and y' all can do all that. Okay. 16 Dodge 3500 dually. Four wheel drive, crew cab. Is it a SLT or a Laramie? No. Oh, this is the.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is CBD. I'm sorry. I lost him. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800. I was. That guy was wanting to talk about joint smoking and CBD oils. John, this dually, is it a Laramie or an SLT or an St.

[Caller]

SLP?

[John Clay Wolf]

20, 20. 20. 20, 20, 20. 23 grand. 25 grand. 23 grand. Now, how much is it? How much is it?

[Caller]

I just. I got offered 39.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, shut up. Stop it. Just stop lying. My God Almighty, that's good.

39.

What?

Because it ain't dollars. US.

On a hundred thousand mile Dodge.

[J.D. Ryan]

SLT over 39 by my neighbor, he said. Well, he don't. He's blind.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love the funny ones like that. John, we love you. Good morning. Canton. Go see Henry Lewis over there at Canton. See if he'll give 39, I'm sure he's good for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not a dime.

[John Clay Wolf]

Reverend Charles. 39. We need to pray for old homeboy out of Canton. DJ Pre K, find out if line one is a SS Caprice Classic. If it is, that's a whole different ball of wax.

You know, John, you taking pages out the River Johnson playbook now. Because we need to pray for that man. Pray with me, Chilies. Lord, this Po brother got a nice truck. He got a lot of love in the truck. He's had a lot of good times in the truck. But Lord, his opinion is overblown. Not only not only listen here now, not only buy his greed, but the hand of the devil making that truck look more better, make that truck look more expensive. We ain't even looking at egr. Lord, please knock some sense into that man.

Reverend Charles. Hey, you did our commercials down in New Orleans? No, in Houston. And we've got some hate mail from some people that demanded that we retract that commercial immediately. In Houston, Texas, there was a man and. Did I forward that to Bob? Bob, did I send that to you?

No.

Okay, so two of them. And I looked both of them up and both of them were African American preachers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really a little too close.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do you think that that bothered them?

I don't know. Usually I get along with the African American.

When you're an African American preacher.

Well, let's not bring my own.

[J.D. Ryan]

Maybe they felt they were being made funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

The church of the Zion Temple.

You can't prove nothing, but these brothers ain't even got a proper congregation. They down there off the service road. That's a subway between the mighty Martin and the hip hop shop.

[J.D. Ryan]

So God was everywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

Having themselves a Sunday service with four people. Two of them is your mama and your sister. You gotta. Lord, please appeal to these individuals. Not everybody can be a preacher. You need a congregation. You need a church. You do better if you have it inside the subway.

Darris in Willow Park. 96 Caprice Classic with 42, 000 miles. Is it leather cloth?

[Caller]

It's leather. All inside. It's all power. It's all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was it your grandma's or something?

[Caller]

No, my. My. I bought it. I bought it for my father. And he was gonna put it into one of his. His hot rods. And he was just gonna take the motor out. He was going to gut it out. He thought it. He thought the transmission was wrong. And it was just that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long have you had it? How long have y' all had it?

[Caller]

My dad hadn't had it for like two years and I just bought it from him and now it's running great. It's just.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I don't. Name me. It's just all Caprice classic. It's got good miles, but I mean, what did you pay him for it?

[Caller]

I paid $901.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, send me some pictures. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com it would be fun to see what it brings. I'll do something with you.

[Bobby Brown]

You know what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just send it out. Go to give me the vin.com. here's what we're going to do with this one. I'm going to sell it in our lane at the auction. And. And you and I are going to. We're going to bet on what it brings and whoever's closest gets the juice.

[Caller]

Well, I didn't. Well, I know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no.

[Caller]

I didn't want to sell it. I was just going to hang up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bye. I mean, I didn't want to talk to you about.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dude, if I wanted to talk about old ass cars, I'd go to the good guys, man. This is on the radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

From the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a package.

[J.D. Ryan]

What is it?

[Radio Announcer]

What is now John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bob, that 1977 Lincoln that I bought in Houston at the. At the Cadillac store. Yeah, yeah, I do wanna. I want to try it at one of those collector auctions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've got nothing in it.

It might surprise you.

It might surprise you. It's got. It's white with the green seats. I don't know if they had the Jack Nicholas package, Nicholson Nicholas package back then. I don't think they did. But it looks like it's white with green seats. I'm looking on. On. People are asking stupid prices, which people always do online.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, are they.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a thousand in this car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And people are asking 15 and 10.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, those cars are redone, but this car's pretty straight.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anyway, we'll figure it out. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. It's converted to four wheel drive. No. 1 F250 diesel. Randy, who did the conversion? Yeah. Hey, load this up into givemetheven.com please. We'll do it off air. And Alan, Gene Simmons mini Cooper. I didn't know Gene Simmons had a Mini Cooper.

[Caller]

Well, they designed it. For charity in 2011. If you look up on Google, Gene Simmons Mini Cooper, there'll be a picture of it on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it wasn't his. It was just like his brand name on it.

[Caller]

Well, it says kiss on the door on the side of the car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where did you get it?

[Caller]

And it has the. I bought it from a friend of my sister who just relocated from Hawaii to Florida.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you pay for it?

[Caller]

Well, it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did your friend's sister pay in loving or something, or did you pay her with money?

[Caller]

I paid her with cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Cash and drugs.

[Caller]

But no, no, no drugs involved.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Load it up, load it up. Go to givemetheven.com. say show this one to John and after the show they'll send me the link. I want to see it.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is the. There is a Mini Cooper edition. That's what it looks like. It's not his car.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay?

[Bobby Brown]

He's got his fingers and everything. I mean, he puts his name on. He does it on caskets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Caskets.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, this is Dre Draven in Dumbass Texas.

[Caller]

Yeah, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

If any of y' all in our. In our 30 station. Sure. Listenership did not know that there was a Dumbass Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

There is a Dumbass Texas. It's just north of Amarillo Dumas. No, no, no, no, no. It says it on the side. Okay. Welcome to dumbass. Okay. 06 Wrangler with 80,000 miles unlimited. So it's a four door?

[Caller]

No, it's a 06 model.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's the long one.

[Caller]

No, that's an LJ.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it says unlimited. The unlimited. The unlimited back then was unlimited. Okay. I was a. I was a Dodge dealer, a Jeep dealer back then. And so before the four doors came out, which was 07, I think they were calling the long wheelbase and unlimited.

[Caller]

Well, I've always heard them called as an lj. But hey, maybe you're. Well, I just want an offer for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Seven grand.

[Caller]

Okay. Never mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

I'd take 12 for it to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, six with 80. Is it lifted or something?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. It's got a 2 inch body lift. It's on 33. Got a brand new soft top to go with it. It's got a hard top on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I may buy it. Let's see it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. And I was just kidding about the Dumbass part. You never heard that before? Let's go. Givemetheven.com it's so easy. You can do it in Your underwear is what I've heard. 07. We got a lot of cars here. Panhandle. Houston, New Mexico, Las Vegas, Bakersfield.

[Bobby Brown]

That's all over the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, all over the world. All over the world. Just like the ELO song. Rush Limbaugh. Good morning.

[Bobby Brown]

Dial them up here on the ice.

[John Clay Wolf]

John?

Yeah.

Can you hear me okay?

I can. Hey, I'm. I'm a little hungover. Can I have some more of that. What do you call it? Hydrocodone or Oxycontin? That's what I need.

I'll get it right in the mail.

Yeah, shoot me. Shoot me a few oxies.

Guy been here yet?

Just got announced in the mail.

Did you say Vicodins? Yes, I got all kinds of. I've got a veritable rainbow galaxy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of screamers, laughers, uppers, downers. But look. What. I really thought this shutdown was gonna last a lot longer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you really? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Were you loading up your medicine cabinet for us?

[J.D. Ryan]

Here's what happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's what happens. First tier. It's really sad. You're TSA workers, air traffic controllers. Sure. Okay. Then you can get the food stamps. Don't go out. You know, people worry about their tax refunds. Then you start looking at walls. Wall street walls. Right? And the markets, all your various retail consumer markets, everybody. Sooner or later, this is going to get down to pharmacies.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, I see.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I've been. Don't mention this to anyone.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's just you.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been stockpiling a bit.

[Caller]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

But like Hunter Thompson said, Since 86, when you get locked into a serious drug collection, right, the tendency really is to push it as far as you can. Okay? Because it's all about timing, but it's survival, too. If the pharmacies are going to shut down and air traffic controllers are out of work. Holy God, man. You talk about supply and demand.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the perfect store.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could make a. I've already got a fortune, but I could make it an extra fortune. I can send you anything you want. John.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had the. Have you ever had the peyote?

No.

Oh, you'll love it. Throw some peyote in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, he doesn't need peyote.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you'll get that in less than 48 hours via FedEx, courtesy of the Excellence in Broadcast.

We've got our own Bob Floyd. Speaking of Rush, his update, since there'll be a market change with the government.

[J.D. Ryan]

Shutdown, kind of, things can move freely about the country.

[John Clay Wolf]

I always Love to hear Bob Stope report.

Well, if you're thinking it's unfortunate to be in states like Texas or Oklahoma where you can't buy marijuana for recreational use, you're absolutely wrong. During the government shutdown over the course of the last four to six weeks leading up to it, and just the last 30 days during the shutdown, the price of marijuana in states that have not been wise enough to legalize has more than triple by the gram. Buy now, I'm not talking about quarter ounces and ounces. I'm talking about buy the dimebag. Dime bags have been going for upwards of 25 to 32 dollars each, and that's a huge markup. What do you do now that the shutdown's over? Don't tell your clients. They don't know, they don't watch the news and they don't care. Still, it's a 50% markup for you. And that's the pot business as we know it in this late January 2019. You keep token.

Thank you, Bob. Floyd.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of that, the State University of New York and Morrisville is now offering coursework pursuant to a minor in the cannabis industry.

[John Clay Wolf]

This has gone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Professor of Agriculture, Jennifer Gilbert Jenkins and a horticulturist, Howard Rice will serve as the instructors for the new program. We have some audio from them.

[Caller]

We're an ag and technical college.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our job is to train the workers.

[Caller]

That are on the ground in the work workforce.

[John Clay Wolf]

And that's our goal. That's what we're doing. And so if these jobs are going.

[Caller]

To be there, we need to make sure that our graduates are the ones.

[John Clay Wolf]

That are filling those positions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

There'll be no weed smoked without our fingerprints on it.

Because they understand plant growth.

They're not just hiring the guy that.

Was growing in his basement for 10 years.

They want the people who understand the science behind it.

Damn right.

Sullens, that one went out to you.

That story, your old man make America stoned again.

[Bobby Brown]

We want our students to be the ones that are growers.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll sign me up.

Too funny. Trey. 17 Lariat FX4 with 40,000 miles leather roof nav lifted. I'm assuming the F250 is diesel, is that correct?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, what color?

[Caller]

It's like a white gold color.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lifted?

[Caller]

Worms that are like a bronzy goldish nugget color?

[John Clay Wolf]

Nugget man the nugs. How much lift?

[Caller]

It's like after the radio commercial went through, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

How much lift? Stinky, stinky, stinky, sticky. Trey. How Many inches of lift. How big is your lift? Six incher.

[Caller]

Six inches.

[John Clay Wolf]

I got a package. That's why she left you. I'll give 50 grand, I think.

[Caller]

How much?

[John Clay Wolf]

I think 50 grand.

[Caller]

Yeah, I think that's a pretty good price.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's look at it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's see the pictures. Make a decision. Let's go. Ernie 07 Silverado, 87,000 miles. Crew cab, two wheel drive, average, rougher.

[Caller]

Clean is playing.

[John Clay Wolf]

8,000. 7,000. 7,000. 8,000 is what I believe I will pay.

[Caller]

Okay. How did you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

I will print a check and I will bring it to your house. And you will give me a title and I'll drive off in your truck. Actually, I won't, but people that work for a company will. So what we do, I'm gonna put you on hold and DJ Pre K, he can give you the instructions on taking some pictures of the car and what we need. Load it into our website and we will expedite it.

Pay that man his money.

Hold on just a moment. DJ Pre K, I'm putting them on hold. Line 1, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So trans lady goes ballistic at GameStop.

Yeah. This is a crazy viral video that's going around. Have you seen this? Are you aware of this?

No, it.

It really? Do we have time to do it?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, we can. We can go a little longer. You want me to play the audio here?

[John Clay Wolf]

Be careful.

You can. Yeah.

Everybody be. Hang on. We're in the danger zone. We're like Tom Cruise and Goose on the edge of the Indian Ocean. We got to be careful and not offend anybody or get in trouble.

Lady goes to GameStop, wants her money back. Clerk calls her sir.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not good, Marek. This is not good.

[John Clay Wolf]

She gets rid. Just hold on, Goose.

[J.D. Ryan]

Eject, eject, eject.

[John Clay Wolf]

Make sure you put this on the slab.

You're gonna give me my money back. Excuse me, sir. There's a young man in here. Excuse me. It's ma'. Am. It is Ma'.

Am.

I can call the police if you'd like me to. You need to settle down. You need to settle down and mind your business. Okay, ma', am, once again. Ma', am, I said both of you. No, you said sir. Once again, it's ma'.

[J.D. Ryan]

Am.

[John Clay Wolf]

I actually said both of you guys. It was a gentleman right beforehand. You said sir. Sir. Mother, take it outside. Come on. Call me sir again, I will shut your sir. Mother, I need your corporate Number because I'm going to talk call them and talk about how it's misgendered several times in his store. I need your corporate number now. Get it for me now.

[Caller]

I'm going to ask you to calm.

[J.D. Ryan]

Down and stop cussing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me your corporate number.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I'm going to ask you for.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fifth time to stop calling me a man because quite clearly I am not. I will get you that number. Is that okay?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get it for me now. I'm asking. Get it for me now. I'm not cussing.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not.

[John Clay Wolf]

I will get you that number right now.

Now.

Now. I may not be hung like Caitlyn.

Jenner, but I miss gender.

[J.D. Ryan]

I thought we were going to be careful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. She was. She was gender.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're in a flat spin head down to see Maverick.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the video of that is better than the audio of that. It was pretty good though. The audio is wonderful but the video makes it better. Bob, do you have it loaded on the site?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's clearly. I do not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please do that real quick if you can can do. Go to Junkly Wolf show loaded up so for listeners can see the watch that replay.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes ma'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Am.

Yes. Don't call me sir or I'll kick your ass. Yes. We'll be right back. Oh yeah, we're back.

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[John Clay Wolf]

The owner's manual that I read said that if you have it set on auto drive that you will not get a DWI. Oh God.

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[John Clay Wolf]

When it comes to making out rat you put it on side to Led Zeppelin 4 which is not this song.

You're looking at Physical Graffiti there listening.

To that last clip of Kent. He also said we were talking about he's going on a cruise for his friend's 50th birthday. He said when I turned 50 I got a new shirt and a piece of booty and they're both too big. He said a little smoother than that but I had to make a air friendly.

[Caller]

Nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

800. 800-7234-Tunder Platinum Four Wheel Drive Crew camp roof Nav James Houston. I don't know. 13 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Gas me sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Does it sound right? 13,000. That's the number that's coming to my brain. Huh.

[Caller]

That sounds. Sounds low for sure. But yeah. Not, not probably not completely unrealistic.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah yeah, yeah. Go to give me the vin.com see what my computer will say. I just don't feel like looking it up right now. My gut tells me 13. It may be 15. I don't know. I will. I can look it up if you give me $20. Yeah. But if you want to do it for free, just go to givemetheven.com and the computer we built will bid it immediately. Automatically.

[Caller]

Not a problem. I'll save 20 bucks and do it myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Thank you. Yeah, go to. Give me the vin.com. if it's a car that I'm. You're gonna make me work on the air unless I like it, then I'm gonna charge you $20 to bid it. I'm kidding. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So the Saints lost, and there's a car dealer in New Orleans. God, what's his name? Damn it. He put up billboards all over Atlanta bitching about the NFL. The NFL blew it. B L E U X. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, God, what's his name? Look it up, JD because he deserves a shout out. And actually he's the one. When I saw that, I was like, matt Bauer. Matt Bauer. I think it's Matt Bauer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Owner of several local car dealerships bought billboards with the message that the Saints were robbed of the super bowl and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They were Eddie's cousin Matt.

And we actually were trying to make fun of the whole deal too. And Baba made a commercial that I liked. We'll play it again. We played it at 8:00 clock hour this morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

These are the same Saints that got caught a few years ago trying to cheat and beat up.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll be careful, be easy. That's the same Saints that had sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Who datsay? That's what got me. I love it. Who dad say, is that ebonic?

[Bobby Brown]

No, no, it's coon ass.

[John Clay Wolf]

But is it. Does it have. And that's not a bad word, everybody. And do you remember when we got in trouble when we were on in Canada? Canada for Saying that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that's right.

[John Clay Wolf]

What they didn't understand is that's French Canadian. Which I was like, it's your. It's you guys. Y' all started this.

[J.D. Ryan]

That would be new guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

The fur trappers and guys came down to Louisiana from Canada, Nova Scotia. Anyway, we don't have to have a history lesson.

When they said the United States would be a great melting pot, I think it occurred first in New Orleans. Really? That part of the world. Right. That's all your cultures all together at once.

What? Last time. We need to go back.

Yeah, I know. I'm dying.

We completely screwed up that whole deal. TJ, if you're listening, we'll do this now. Number four. Okay, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Dennis still have the best short term drugs around. What's that about?

Oh, there's a great clip. You know, people record their. Their kids after they have their wisdom teeth out.

[Caller]

Right, right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're just loopy after this deal. Have you ever had it?

Yes. And I was loopy. And I said I talked to the nurse inappropriately. There's a young lady at 17, she's.

Probably 15, 16, and she not only can feel the physical effect of the drugs, but she has some funny ideas about Bruno Mars.

[J.D. Ryan]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bruno Mars.

[J.D. Ryan]

What about Bruno Mars?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's on the moon. I don't think he's on the moon. He may have been there before, but he's not right now.

[Caller]

Bruno Mars is on your house.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Bruno Mars going to our house? Maybe. Maybe he'll show up later. I don't know. Yeah, your teeth are gone. Not all of them. Just the ones in the very back.

[Caller]

What's this?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your lip. That's your chin.

[Caller]

What's that?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's your lip and tongue. Country.

She's loopy. You're loopy.

Well, we know who really did the deal last Sunday and made this happen. This ridiculous call. By the end, it was really, really. It was Satan.

[J.D. Ryan]

Satan did it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Satan did you think, well, Satan overrode Marie Laveau.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got in that guy's head, made him go no call.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

No, that's just ridiculous. I wasn't even watching the game.

I really think it was you. It was ridiculous. Devil, why do you do stuff, stuff like this? I heard you think you're funny.

I heard it was a really good game too. But no, I've always been an AFC guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really? Oh, yeah, no, of course, of course.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I. And I think the Chiefs were a little Ripped off, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why wouldn't you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Bobby Brown]

Has Brady and Belichick sold their soul to you? Is that why they keep winning?

[John Clay Wolf]

Now that you mention it.

[J.D. Ryan]

See?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, everybody thought it.

You can just see it on certain people.

Yeah, right, right.

I mean, come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even you admit that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Even. I mean, you know, John Kerry, Come on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Obviously I can see it there.

[John Clay Wolf]

This old lady, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

See it there. Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Jack Nicholson. Do you think the theory that. Do you think the theory that the NFL pushes for the Pats in LA to win because of the populations in those two areas for viewership.

[J.D. Ryan]

Viewership. And I mean, that's. That's the theory.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a plausible argument.

[J.D. Ryan]

Plausible argument.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it really is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Boy, that was so blatant.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's all about the money. Except unless you're trying to sell medicinal marijuana. They did not allow a medicinal marijuana super bowl ad. As well as didn't.

[J.D. Ryan]

The medical marijuana ad was rejected by the super bowl broadcast team. They have a team. The ad, produced by Acreage Holdings, a marijuana and cannabis investment firm, was willing to pay $5 million to air this spot. CBS said, nope, sorry, no dope ads on our air.

[John Clay Wolf]

Austin would have dozens to hundreds of seizures every single day. None of the prescriptions would work. One pill almost killed our son.

I've had three back surgeries, and I.

Was on opioids for 15 years. It was a very dark, very depressive.

Time in my life.

After my injury, I felt like I couldn't live with the pain, but I couldn't live with this treatment long term. It was unbearable.

Well, he needs dope.

[Radio Announcer]

I don't have to live like that anymore.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right.

Medical cannabis saved Austin's life. Is there a punchline here? No, there are families in other states. Next.

Yeah, go. Just go for whatever.

[Bobby Brown]

It's a real true ad. They don't to put on there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That's ridiculous.

And they're serious.

Yeah. You know who dad is? Absolutely. Scott New Orleans, good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do not say anything racist, please.

[Caller]

Oh, man, not today.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. What? What? What were you going to say?

[Caller]

No, man, I just want to give you a little education. It's not, you know, you say, who that gonna beat them Saints? But that is a rhetorical question. First of all, you don't answer, the guy says, nobody. You say, who that, who that? And then, secondly, unfortunately, yes, we're Cajun French, but who not gonna beat them Saints is absolutely Ebonics. And we're not ashamed to say that, man. We think y' All. We're too lazy to say you all. I mean, educate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you live in New Orleans. Were you born and raised down there? Sir, how long have you lived in New Orleans?

[Caller]

My whole life.

[John Clay Wolf]

How often do you go to Bourbon Street? How. I mean, how old are you?

[Caller]

When I was 6, 16 and you know, 28 now. When I was 16 and 17, it was awesome. Now it's just a damn annoyance, you know. Go two blocks over. That's where all the locals are, Decatur. That's if you come to town, that's. You really want a true New Orleans experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you really want a true New Orleans experience, accidentally go down there for gay Mardi Gras. That is a true New Orleans experience. My name is John Clearwolf. I buy cars there on the air. Give me the VIN.com. put it in. Just put in your license plate number. The system will bid it immediately. We beat them all. We'll be right back. Plum Gay.

His innovative style of short term child care begins and ends with the largest, most cost efficient plastic dog kennel available. Don't judge. He likes his coffee like he likes his women. Strong, black and available at any truck stop at 2 in the morning. He doesn't watch CNN, Fox News or MSNBC because he gets all the political insight he needs from Alex Jones's show. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boys. Yeah, buddy.

I hadn't heard that in a while.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[Caller]

I had to go get my pimp.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can I buy a Gucci top?

[Radio Announcer]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

If Kia made a truck, you'd be in it now. John Clay, Wolf, Dean and Odessa, good morning. Thanks for holding.

[Caller]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said good morning and thanks for holding.

[Caller]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

16 Ram dually, 55,000 miles. Mega cab Longhorn Laramie with 55,000 miles. Everything but a sunroof, right?

[Caller]

Yep. Navigation? Everything but sunroof. 6.7 diesel, turbo average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

Damn clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, damn clean. How many miles are on the tires?

[Caller]

It's got brand new tires on it. I got Hercules off road tires.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. Is it stock or is it lifted?

[Caller]

No, it's got a limited kit in the front and I've got Moto Metal F market wheels on it. I haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are those wheels black or out or aluminum?

[Caller]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color are the wheels?

[Caller]

They're black boat of metals.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you have the factories?

[Caller]

Yeah, I've got them stacked in the shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keep the wheels. Keep the wheels and put them back on it. Because I. I like this truck better with the factory wheels on it than the motos. And you can go sell the motos. Somebody else will put them on your next one. I'm gonna hit you hard. I'm gonna hit you once. I'm gonna hit you right in the chin. You can take it or leave it. 40 grand. All right. Bye, man.

Boy, that's a truck and a half there, though.

Boy, I might give a little more. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look.

55, 000. I ain't trying to cost you money, man. I'm just saying, if it had a.

Roof, I'd stretch a little more. But I might give another thousand.

But I can see it, man.

I like buying the right rig. It's a good rig. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Okay. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio this week for you guys. Not. Not everyone can relate to this, especially in Vegas. I mean, most of the areas we're in, you know, we're in. The Southern California guys won't get it, but the rodeos in town in Fort Worth, Texas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sir, it is.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you have rodeo day at school.

[J.D. Ryan]

They got rodeo, one of the biggest in the world.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but that's nfr. I mean, that's not okay. It's not like the stock shows. They have rodeo day at school.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they. They. You know, you dress up for rodeo day at school. And my son, I was standing at long. Forget that. I wasn't at the house this day. And my old lady sends me a picture of junior dressed up to go to school for rodeo day. Remember, she's from Denmark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got it. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is there a picture on Facebook?

[John Clay Wolf]

I need to put it on her.

[J.D. Ryan]

Facebook page to go look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did she do to him? But you put your kid up there. You put your kid up there. And people might make bad remarks, but I could just kill him. Not the people, but the remarks. He had on. Skinny jeans, boots with the jeans tucked in. Of course, a hat that didn't fit or nor was creased. I mean, looked like a taco block. Polo shows. And I was like, boy, look at you. You look like some damn Euro trash dressed up to go to a damn Texas party over in France.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Maddox, like, well, dad, Actually, mom dressed him and she's European, so that's probably accurate. So here's my shout out to my old man, Frank. Grandpa. Dad.

[J.D. Ryan]

Granddaddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to pick these boys up. Y' all hadn't done anything in a while. You need to pick these boys up and take them to Cavenders and get them dressed. Right. Let me get some starch.

[Caller]

Jeans.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad's always been the cowboy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

We raised. I was raised in the. In the cowboy environment, and there's the right way to do it the wrong way. And I just needed my dad to pick him up and take him and get him dressed. He did this about four years ago with him, but they've all outgrown it, so you need to start them over. I'll let you handle it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Crease jeans. Real boots.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think you misjudged. Depending on the station and the listeners we've got, I think you misjudge Vegas and especially Bakersfield, because there's a huge. There's a huge cowboy contingency in Bakersfield, California. Man.

[J.D. Ryan]

What.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it was. It was. It was so off.

Buck Owens.

I was just. I was just laughing. I mean, it's like Urban cowboy goes euro. It's like as bad as Buckwheat singing Urban Cowboy. Remember that? Remember that deal, Right? Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, dude, Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

He was working P. What's looking for nub W&PB. It was a Buckwheat sings. I remember is awesome.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, it was greatness.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who sang that? Johnny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Johnny Lee. I've interviewed Johnny Lee. Good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Still.

[J.D. Ryan]

Still touring. Still touring. He and Mickey Gilly both.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we gonna play Johnny Lee? I've been around. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, they were just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were just. Just average guys that had one, you know. Of course, Johnny Lee and. And Mickey Gilly both appeared at Gillies down in Houston, and they were nothing until that movie. And then they. They said they came into Six Flags one time in a bus and they were surrounded by people beating on the bus. They looked at each other and went, we have made it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That movie was big. I remember. What's this? A jet? John Boy, J Boy, J Boy at Lusky's. Like, man, I wish the urban cowboy would come back. He was in the West. Mark in Arkansas. Mark in Arkansas.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do y' all have rodeo day at school up there in Arkansas?

[Caller]

What is that, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do your kids have a rodeo day in school in Arkansas?

[Caller]

I haven't heard of it. I got 11 year old in school.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never heard of just a Texas deal. Fifteen Silverado with 36,000 miles, four wheel drive, extended cab or crew cab.

[Caller]

How do you know the difference? I mean, it's for. The cab is shorter than. It's got a long bed on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have four doors that open the same direction? There's four door, but the two doors open backwards. Suicide.

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do this. Go to give me the ven. Go to givemetheven.com Take a couple pictures. Throw the license plate in there. If you just put your license plate number and select Arkansas as the state, it'll decode the VIN automatically. Or if you have the VIN handy, just put it in a couple pictures. We'll bid it immediately and try to buy it from you and send somebody up there to pick it up. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Man, these cars have been pouring in. I'm swear to God that our debt. We had 500. I don't know. It's like about 520 at Dallas Auto auction last week. And that was the hardest day I've ever had.

Why?

Because this government shutdown was affecting the marketplace and all the cars were worth less. Nobody wanted to buy them. And we were selling through it. And it was hurting. I mean, I've never bled out like that. It was tough. People got a lot of really good deals on my dime. On your dime, yeah, it was tough. But this week I think it's still gonna suck because it's just not gonna.

Snap back that fast.

I mean, Trump said this, he said three weeks. I mean, it was a good vote of confidence, but it wasn't. We're fixed.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, we're not fixed.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's nice.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hey, Johnny, phone's ringing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, thanks. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4.

It feels fixed to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'll talk amongst ourselves.

[John Clay Wolf]

Take your call. No, I'm not gonna take my call.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm glad my phone didn't ring.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the Super Bowl's next Sunday. I will not be watching it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobby Brown]

No interest at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just have no interest. I'm tired of watching Alabama play Clemson and I'm tired of watching the Patriots play anybody.

[Bobby Brown]

This might be the last time for him, you know?

[John Clay Wolf]

For who?

[Bobby Brown]

For Belichick. Or at least Brady, if he wins. Goes out on top. Most rings, everything.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the record commercials, man, come on.

[Bobby Brown]

I think it might be. And I think.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you think they retire together, he and Brady? No, no, like. Like a gay couple. That'd be good.

[Bobby Brown]

I think. I think they'd let Brady have his time and then Belichick would do his thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is Brady done?

[J.D. Ryan]

The son that would come cover up?

[Bobby Brown]

No, he's not done. He could still go, but do you think he.

[John Clay Wolf]

You have a good. You have a good feel on this. Do you think Brady will retire if he wins?

[Bobby Brown]

I think it's a really good chance.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Really good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Please let that happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just get him out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just get him out.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, how long has this been going on, dude?

[Bobby Brown]

2001. They won, what, in the 2000s? Three times. And they could win three times in the tens here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, the decade.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, that's six times in 18 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

And there's nothing worse than Patriots fans, right?

Except that the Rams are going to beat him this game. And I've been waiting for that since 2000. I've been waiting for that since the year 2000. The only super bowl party I've ever thrown at my house was in electric Texas in the year 2000. Guess what? Patriots beat my Rams. And it pissed me off.

Goat boy is in the studio with us. He was picking the Rams last week, if you can imagine that. Goat Boy, who do you have for the Super Bowl?

[J.D. Ryan]

Hell, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rams. Rams.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rams. It's the Rams. How much you got on the game? Go, boy.

$40, people.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're going big.

[John Clay Wolf]

$40.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are going big time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

What are the odds right now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Rams, what are. Who cares?

[Bobby Brown]

Patriots by three.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right now. By three. So it could be a good game.

[Bobby Brown]

It'll be a good game. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Would you stop?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, anyway, the car market adjusted down a little bit, and we have not reset our system to a new market because I believe it's going to come back. So dealers, public, Whoever poured into givemetheven.com and hit our system, we'll buy your car. It'll give you a bit immediately. Dealers. You can go to a specific dealer only website for franchise dealers called I Hate CarMax.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

Brilliant.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a long story. Yeah, I really don't hate them, but I don't like them.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't like them?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, we. We have a history.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't like you.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

They hated you first.

They don't like. I bought about 20, 000 cars from them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a reason I used to say 10. I think it was about 20.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I used to buy the cars from them that the public would sell to them. That's how I got into this. But we had a little issue when I had some hard times. And they. I didn't like the way they treated me. Sure. Boy, did I not. Anyway, it doesn't matter. We're back. We're here with. This is what we do. We're a real competitor and if we don't beat your offer, we'll give you 100 bucks. My name is John Clearwolf by Cars the Radio Hour for right ahead.

[Radio Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

People talking and they're saying that you're leaving.

Been.

So unhappy with the way that you've been living. Is he still around?

I think so. He didn't die.

He's good.

He's very underrated as a rock and roll singing. Great with the babies. I love the babies.

The babies are awesome, dude.

John. Wait, is that guy's name.

Yeah.

Can you name the album? Ignition, his first solo album. Okay, the bet the greatest album that was on was the Vision Quest soundtrack. You remember that movie?

No.

Matthew Modine, Vision Quest?

No.

Oh, man, it's got Tom Cochran's Red Rider, Lunatic Friends, Journey. Only the young Don Henley's on that album. Excellent, excellent album.

Jim in Dallas. Good morning, you're on the air. Hey, Jim.

[Caller]

Hey, how you doing?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is this. Is this a two door or four door?

[Caller]

It's a four door.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. We've got a 13 Volkswagen GTI Autobahn with 14,000 miles leather roof now. Okay, leather, sorry. It's an autobahn with leather roof and nav, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, it's full leather. It's got everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, cool. Why. Why only 14,000 miles? Did you buy it new?

[Caller]

Honestly, I bought it when I was going through cancer. I wanted a little sports car and I lived. So I'm looking to get into a pickup truck for my grandson.

[John Clay Wolf]

So how old are you?

[Caller]

I'm 58.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when did you get cancer? What age?

[Caller]

In 20. 2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, wow. So you were.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what kind of cancer is it?

[Caller]

Did you think it was non small cell?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is what?

[Caller]

Non small cell.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know what that means, but is that. Is that the bad stuff? Did you think it was going to kill you?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did the doctors say, hey, dude, you're gonna die, deal with it.

[Caller]

Yeah. They told me to take some time and maybe get my affairs together.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did you do? Chemo? Save you or did you do some different drugs? Or do you know what did it?

[Caller]

Chemo, chemo, radiation and about nine surgeries.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn.

[Caller]

Yeah. Fun times.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you go through. And where are you today? Are you. Is it. Are you gone? I mean, are you over it?

[Caller]

Is it total remission so far?

[John Clay Wolf]

When you go through something like that, I mean, I'm speaking on my own behalf. I didn't have cancer, but I had an injury that was pretty life changing. Not so much life threatening. But would you say it's good for you?

[Caller]

Yeah. Change your life.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'll make you look at stuff different. That's damn sure.

[Caller]

Yeah. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you change things that you were doing that you didn't want to be doing?

[Caller]

Oh, yeah, a lot of things.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Caller]

And looked at things differently that I didn't maybe appreciate before.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Awesome. Well, good for you. Congratulations. I'll give 13,000 for the. For the VW.

[Caller]

Yeah, I can get more for that on trade.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But I appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, have you already been to a dealership?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd they hit it at? I'm sorry, what did they offer you on trade?

[Caller]

156 at cowboy.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's cowboy?

[Caller]

Cowboy. Toyota 4Runner.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Yeah, I'm looking. See, retail on the thing is 15 6. And if they offered you 15 6, they didn't hit you there out of the gate, did they? Did you push them to that number?

[Caller]

They originally offered me 15 for it and some back and forth with the price of their car, and then the price of my car, they came up 156 on mine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Watch for the rebate on theirs because they're assigning it to them because, see average MMR on its 13 6. They're not gonna. I'm not telling you what. What you experienced was not real. But I do this a lot, and there's nobody in the business that. That would just lay out 15 grand on that thing out of the gate without having somewhere to go on the other. On the other side of the deal. So.

[Caller]

Yeah, financing or something?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. So, I mean, I'm not. I mean, you know, it could still be a good deal for you, but. But standing on its own two feet, 13, 5, 14 grand would be the tip top of it. And.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then you can. You can add money to it with the trade in. So anyway, if you decide you just want to straight sell it, I'm 13 to 14 grand. And you go to give me the vin.com wings. Right. Check for it.

[Caller]

Okay. I appreciate your time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good luck to you, sir. Thank you.

John. Yes, this just in on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page.

Yeah.

A message from one Jeanette Selena Wolf.

Yes.

Would like me to read it to you?

Sure. Okay.

Can I Do a voice, man.

Is this going to get me in a bind?

I don't think so.

Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

I tend to agree with her. Whatever she said.

Is it in. Is it in Danish or is it in English?

I normally let you get away with your little white radial eyes. But I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna call you out this tam. Not the skinny jeans. Not skinny jeans and jeans are not tucked in the boots. Hat is one. You got him two years ago and the kid has grown.

This is the worst impersonation of my wife's non accent that I've ever heard. No accent, but John, honey, if you're.

Listening, it's not just that bad, but feel free to take a hymn chopping.

[J.D. Ryan]

Take him shopping.

[Bobby Brown]

Spanish.

[John Clay Wolf]

I normally let you get away with your little white radio lies. Not skinny jeans. No, jeans are not tucked in. Boots. Hat's the one. You got him two years ago. And kid hat has grown.

Right.

It's just not that bad. But feel free to take him shopping.

There you go. Had I known it was rodeo day coming up, I would have.

I love your wife. It's so unfortunate that she hates me.

No, she doesn't hate you.

[J.D. Ryan]

She hate you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She gives me that nasty.

No, no, no, no. One of the first time. When the first. The European stink guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stop it.

[Caller]

She's.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's Danish, dude. They speak in this. This Scandinavian class. It's more German sounding. It's more. If you're going to do impersonations, just try to do German. Jaja Gabor. Yeah, okay. But she wanted to be her. Her accent is non existent. It's very unfortunate.

That's true. That's true.

Oh, I mean, wouldn't it be great to come home to. Hello? Yeah, I mean, I try to get her to speak. No, no, she speaks better.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did she have one before and got rid of it? No, no, never had it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

No, she's a true continental.

Yeah. You know over there they learned how to speak English by watching the movies in the subtitles. And she was just always into America and she knew it. Her mother said as a very young girl, she was like. She wanted to be over here. Yes.

I learned Italian the same way.

She came over here and started being. She came over here on the abateur.

[J.D. Ryan]

On the abateur? Yeah, on the bus. Having a mouth.

[John Clay Wolf]

Her mother's mother. Grandmother. Sister. Sister is the hot blonde chick from Abbott.

[Caller]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so she told her about America and this. Then she wanted to be around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Perfect.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's so funny when that ABBA money shows up because the. The. The Whatever her name is. The great aunt set up a. Agnatha. Set up a trust fund. Trust fund for all the. All of her family members. And they get royalties like once a quarter. And when that. When that check. You don't want to argue with her when that check shows up. Cuz right at that time she doesn't need your ass.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet not. And I bet when the movies came out recently, I bet you really didn't need your.

[John Clay Wolf]

She hadn't seen the perk off that one yet. Oh, really? But I have heard that abour. And. And they're going to pay a zillion dollars.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is coming in one more time.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that money's going to. I guess maybe we.

[J.D. Ryan]

We.

[John Clay Wolf]

We can go. We ought to go western wear shopping with the ABBA money. Yeah, that would make a lot of sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right. Now we got a plan. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Why are you laughing, Turley?

[Bobby Brown]

I just can't wait till that tour comes in town so we can actually have her on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fake Korean missile alert causes panic in California.

[J.D. Ryan]

We did that story.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I wasn't listening. New York State University offers a minor in cannabis studies. Oh, I must have been sleeping.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sleeping?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Weezer's got a new album out.

Fox and Friends accidentally run Ruth Bader Ginsburg obituary. Is it true, Nets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, they accidentally. They apologized on Monday after briefly airing a graphic of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Ginsburg with the caption underneath it that said 1933 dash 2019. Which of course is normally what you say when somebody's dead. We have some audio of them, I.

[Bobby Brown]

Believe, apologizing and how we've all benefited from.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right. In the meantime, we need to apologize. At the beginning of Ainsley's interview with the professor, a technical error in the control room triggered a graphic of Ruth Bader Ginsburg with a date on it. We don't want to make it seem anything other than that was a mistake. That was an accident. We believe she is still at home recovering from surgery. We apologize.

[Caller]

Big mistake. Yes, indeed.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were just getting ready.

[Bobby Brown]

They want her dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you know.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow, that's pretty cynical.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were hoping. I mean, I'm sorry. Back to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Imagine this. Dalton in Arkansas has a 200,000mile GMC canyon. No way. Dalton, good morning. You're on the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're making it up.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how much do you want for your 200000 mile GMC canyon.

[Caller]

I was trying for at least 3000.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm.

I'm thinking too, but I need to see pictures of it. Can you go to givemetheven.com and load it up?

[Caller]

I can, I have. I've loaded it up before and I never, I never got any.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they send you back what we call a pass letter? Dear Dalton, we so thank you for coming in but this does not fit.

[Caller]

I didn't even get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

When was this?

[Caller]

About a month ago, maybe two.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hit it again. We've got 40 people downstairs on on working all of our website customers right now. And I'll stay on top of it. Sorry Chad and Austin. Good morning Austin. Chad.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh. 6F250 Lariat 6 liter with 165. Has it been bulletproof?

[Caller]

Yes, it has. EGR Delete Studs, the whole nine yards. Lift on it. 35 inch tires on stock rim.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like an $8,000 truck to me.

[Caller]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. That six liter, I can't get them to pass arbitration so I have to sell them on a red light. And when you hit the red light, everybody freaks out because that means it's as is. If I put a green light on it, it will fail arbitration every time. Why? Because it's a 6 liter with 165,000 miles and there's something wrong that's within the NAA guidelines that they can arbitrate it for. I've been down this road so many times it's driving me crazy.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean it just. I cannot get a 6 liter to. I can sell them all day long, but by the end of the day before the sun hits, I get emails from arbitration saying you got this one back, this one back, this one back. And it's always these high mileage Ford 6 liters. It's the damnedest thing I've ever seen. So that's why I think it's a ten thousand. I think it's a ten thousand. I think it's a ten thousand dollar truck. But I've got to sell it on a red light and 8,000. I mean I might get 8,500 for it. I might get 8,800 for it. But if it's anything like last Wednesday, I might get 6,500 for it. And that ain't no fun. But I sell them. I buy them and sell them. So load it up in the website. We'll try to make something work. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 800, 800 radio you've been wanting to talk about Weezer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Weezer, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now listen, I'm not a big Weezer fan, but I like a lot of their stuff, okay? It's very clever, Hooky, Nice pop music.

Right.

Weezer came out with an album that they did not pre announce this week, and they're calling it Just Weezer. Does that sound like anybody? The Beatles did this back in 68. They had their new album after Sergeant Pepper was just called the Beatles.

Okay.

So the fans of Weezer are calling this the Teal album.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, they always go by colors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And it's. It's an album of covers. They've done a whole album. We all know they did Africa last year, but there's some really neat cuts off of this. Check. Check this one out.

[Bobby Brown]

Ttlc, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

So, you know, so. So we don't really care.

[Bobby Brown]

Not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

No scrubs, the tlc song. Do a good job of it. Check this one out.

There you go. Making me paranoid, man.

[Bobby Brown]

That doesn't sound like River Como at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that sounds tight.

Nice guitar. And the one that really surprised me is a real throwback. See if you like this.

A You and me and Turtles. Turtles.

It's all almost note for note, a remake, but they've updated it to the point the drums are louder and the chorus is just really well produced. I was kind of impressed by. By some of those cuts we got this week.

Randy Uvalde, good morning.

[Caller]

Hello, sir. This is Randy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

Hey. I wanted to thank y' all so much. Just bought. You just bought my 12, 2013 Chevy Silverado, and I am bringing it to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Awesome. Are you on your way?

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I'm just leaving out of Uvalde, Texas. I'm heading back up to Conroe, and I'm gonna pick Joe. Joe is sending somebody to pick it up on Monday. And just want to thank y' all for such great service. Kevin did a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

We got Randy the Chipmunk in her. He wanted to say something to you. Hey, guys, Were y' all calling me? Somebody say Randy?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

I sent a picture of you with the title.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Caller]

I have a picture of you in my house. It hangs up on the wall. And I sent the picture of the title with your picture next to it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait a minute. Are you talking about. That picture is a squirrel?

[Caller]

Yeah. Yes. That's Kevin. Kevin's got the picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, may I retort?

[Caller]

It's a favorite picture of mine, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I appreciate that. I've got artwork that I enjoy, too. First Led Zeppelin album Cover.

[Caller]

I got a blanket that covers a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Whole wall of one of the rooms at my tree.

[Caller]

I love it.

[John Clay Wolf]

However, I am not a damn squirrel. You understand the difference, don't you?

[Caller]

You look like one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I feel like a chipmunk. Thanks, Randy. Thanks. Thanks, both of you. Damn, Randy. Rick and Abilene. I guess you're listening to us on the bear. Good morning.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. I got a 2012 Dodge Ram 3567 turbo diesel, four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather. Cloth, sir. Leather. Cloth. Leather or cloth?

[Caller]

No, it's cloth, sir. No nav.

[John Clay Wolf]

No sunroof.

I think it's a 20 grand or maybe 22. Go to givemetheven.com loaded up. Let's take a look. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air all over the country. Just go to the website, put in your license plate number. Bada bing, bada boom. Be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

President Trump told reporters today that he has never worked for Russia.

[Radio Announcer]

Call him toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you know what they say, it ain't work if you love what you do.

[Radio Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Such a good song. My little 5 year old loves this tune. This is favorite Skinner tune.

Second helping. Best album Baby Day.

He didn't know what he's singing about, but he likes it. Baby I it's a heroin song. It's probably not good for a five year old. Daddy. Remember we used to sing about heroin. I love and a trip. I love horses to the moon. I'm a ram. So in the honor of keeping the kids musically inclined, I've got some Justin Timberlake tickets for last Thursday night.

Wow.

And we have this car that I didn't sell Wednesday. That's 200000 rig. 207 the rolls. Huh. And I was like, I'm gonna pick them up at school. I'm going to take tab and Nolan to the Timberlake concert. Cool. And they just peed themselves. I mean, this car's my bad dude. Yeah. And I was just going to be their driver and hang out in the car while they went to the show. And tab. Anyway, they were all excited.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a good dad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So we get there, you know, pull up in the cool car until tab go to will call the tickets under her name. And I pull off, go park. I figure I'm sitting in the car for two and a half hours, be on my computer and she calls, said, there's no tickets here. Oh, what? Yeah, right. Row. And there weren't oh no.

What's the deal?

Well, what happened was the guy that was hooking me up with him from the radio station, he said, whose name do you want him under? I said, tabitha. And she had her permit, her id. And then he was trying to help us and he sent me a note, said, hey, we got you upgrade to a suite. I'm like, awesome, they'll love it. Yeah, yeah. But he FedEx the tickets to the office.

Oh, no, Stick to the plan, man.

I hear you. And he cc'd Ronnie and she missed it, supposedly. Leon. I missed it. He. He did send an email that said it. But I mean, I get a lot of emails. I got an assistant and she. Anyway, there was confusion.

When was the show was this week?

Yeah, it started at 7:30 and we got there at 8. Missed the opening act and there just wasn't time to go back to Fort Worth and pick them up. It been two hours, it been over.

[Bobby Brown]

So they didn't go to the show?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

Oh, unbelievable.

But we did go to a gay bar.

[Bobby Brown]

What? What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you know, we got there. No, there's no. Well, when we got there to the ac.

Are you talking about an actual gay bar? Not just Taco Cabana? I mean, you went to a gay bar.

So we. So we.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm not sure why that was funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we exit after Cedar Springs. I think.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, and say no more. And you could just stop anywhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get down there by Oaklawn and we're looking for restaurants and there's no parking anywhere because I need to get these kids something to eat. They're hungry.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're no bad part.

[John Clay Wolf]

And why is it bad?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's Cedar Springs at Oak Lawn.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not bad. It's pretty safe. I mean, it's not a violent area, I can tell you that.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a lot of flowers quite known for gay bars.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not bad. It's just a gay part. Anyway, Let me finish. Go ahead. I wasn't paying attention to that part of it. Obviously found a parking spot. So let's find a parking spot because it's so hard here. There were so many cars. And then we'll just go to the nearest restaurant because there's a lot of them there. And we get out of the car and we were walking by a store and it said, who's your daddy? And looking good, daddy on these two mannequins and they had these tight little underwear on and Tab said, those are gay clothes. And started looking. I was like, I'll be damn. Oh, now I started looking around, and there was hunkies across the street and then out of the closet right next to that. And tab said, I think we're in gaytown, dad. I was like, I think you're right. So we walk into this place and, like, hey, do y' all serve food? And there was a. I mean, these guys were dressed up like Judas priest.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do we ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, like, no, it's just a song. This is. Music is bumping right here.

[J.D. Ryan]

What you say, sir?

[John Clay Wolf]

So we go to a Chinese place, and we eat there, and. And there's a lot of. You know, they got exposed to a different way of life that evening. The food was good.

Nothing wrong with that, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Actually, there's a lot of really good restaurants in that area.

[Bobby Brown]

Cafe Brazil.

[John Clay Wolf]

It was right there, you know?

[Bobby Brown]

I know what you're talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right there. Right there. That's where I was trying to go. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Next time you're down there, stop off at the village station. Nice place.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What do you say? Out in here, Stop off at village station.

[J.D. Ryan]

As soon as I talk, he stops listening.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've never been.

It's full of village people.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's all it is. It takes a village to raise a child. That's where you should take.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when we're walking out of this bar, there's, like, a patio next to it, and Tabitha says, dad, this is gaytown. That's what she really. There's no question. She started pointing out. And then she looked to her right, and there's two guys standing there at the rail, and she. They heard her say that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then she says, oh. And drops it. Yes. Huh?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Big bomb. Sure. She freaked out. And she's 15 years old. I mean, the biggest cuss word you could hear out of a 15. I was like, wow, Tab, this is really going downhill fast. Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is not good for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was so embarrassed.

[J.D. Ryan]

What a day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's fun. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Dustin. Oklahoma. On 08, Sorrento was 73. I forgot what. What body style that is. If that's the new one of the old, I think it's the old one. Dustin, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

73, 000 miles. Is it three grand? Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Does what?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does three grand sound right? No, Hang on me. Look it up. Is it LX or an EX? It's got 3.8 liter in it. How much is it?

[Caller]

How much is it?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep.

[Caller]

For what?

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, Does 3 grand buy it? You said, no. Now I'm coming back and Saying, how much is it?

[Caller]

Oh, I'd want at least six. I mean it's an excellent condition. 32,000 miles. Two tone.

[John Clay Wolf]

30,000 miles or 70,000 miles?

[Caller]

70,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Hey JD look. What's this number say?

[J.D. Ryan]

$4,125.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so MMR is 4,125. So that's an average. Compilations of the hundreds of these that have sold around the country.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

2008 Kia Sorrento two wheel drive, ex, 3.8 liter, 70, 32,000 miles. Base MMR is 3, 600. Adjusted MMR with the mile ad is 4125. And you want 6, I'll give 4500, but that's all I can pay.

[Caller]

Can't do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. I can't either. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I can't either.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it's from Oklahoma. And a lot of those Oklahoma cars are. I mean, Charlie, what? I mean, do you see a.

What do you see?

We see some nice ones here and there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

But ridiculous on just negotiating.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are they, why is that, I wonder? Are they hardhead just.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes. They think their cars are worth 5,000 more than retail.

[J.D. Ryan]

Even to the retail.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we talk to people all over the country. Is that the worst?

[Bobby Brown]

It is the worst. The worst Oklahoma. Every time I say, I don't know, I, I don't, I don't know if.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S like they have a different market in their head.

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, it's. That's what it is. I think they live on a different planet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe they're talking about pesos.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no.

[Bobby Brown]

And they'll put it in there proud.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no.

[Bobby Brown]

This car is worth ten grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how many miles are on this car?

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, it's got 100 something thousand miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

180.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

Of course.

[J.D. Ryan]

I work with. Told me what it's worth. And you guys can do all your dancing. You want to.

[Bobby Brown]

Ridiculous.

[John Clay Wolf]

They really are hard headed up there. Yes.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the damnedest. And it's not like there's a different market down because the Oklahoma dealers would come down here and pay this ridiculous market if that was reality. But they don't actually. The dealers don't really pay. That mean we sell cars in Oklahoma. Okay. But you damn sure can't buy them up there from anybody. No, it's weird. 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Out of all this, out of all the areas we work, what population, what area is the. Is the most realistic in the cardio? I, I know what I Think Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

Houston. Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you wonder why.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I don't know. But that was. That was my feeling, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

The few. The fewest people that are just out there think their cards are worth more.

[Bobby Brown]

Louisiana Folks are good to work with, too. They're pretty cool and laid back and everything, and they're willing to drive and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

So cool. But, yeah, but we got that. We've got that new office in Baton.

[Bobby Brown]

Rouge, and they're driving there by. I've heard like 20 drops, like, more than that sometimes. And during just a couple days here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because it cost us 75 to 150 bucks to go pick these cars up. So when we're negotiating with them, we're like, we'll pick it up. But if, you know, if you want to bring it to us, we'll give this much more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because we've got to spend it on the delivery. We will damn sure do it. But there's an expense with it. But, yeah, they're good about bringing them in. And we've got a check printer in there. And same in Vegas right there on Sahara Drive. We've got a check printer there, and we're right across street from CarMax in Vegas. You can run right across the street and show us the deal. You know, if we don't beat the offer, then we'll give you 100 on the spot.

[Bobby Brown]

We got two folks out in Vegas still.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Let's make sure we send those. Those cash cards out there so that we can do that on the spot. Yeah. Because I don't think we can print a check for the hundred right then on the spot. We could damn sure give them the A10DM card right there. We're gonna beat it every once in a while. We won't every once in a while. And what that is a lot of times is when CarMax recently sold you a car, if it's like, within seven months and you bring it back to them, they'll bid it way over market.

[Caller]

Why?

[John Clay Wolf]

So that they're not embarrassed for what they just sold it to you for.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, that makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when we see that, we're like, here's your hundred. Thank you. Y.

[J.D. Ryan]

That makes sense.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, you just sold it to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right? They're trying to keep the lid on it.

[J.D. Ryan]

So funny.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the best of the fake CarMax offer letters. Oh, my God, they're so bad sometimes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh. People are trying to manufacture them.

[John Clay Wolf]

They manufacture them off their printers, Photoshop. It's the damn. They're so bad, they don't realize that we know all the traces and the trick, right?

[J.D. Ryan]

It's like government money. There's a million little tricks and tricks pieces and watermarks and everything else.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes. I mean they're just in like the car's worth 20 and they send you an offer letter for 38,000. You're like, yeah, man, where's my hundred? I'm like, I ain't sending it. Why not? Because you lied.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Let me show you why this would be fraud, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll be right back.

[Radio Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio. Now, Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Posted a picture of DJ Pre K on the Lincoln this morning in a little third grade cowboy. On my Twitter, John Clay Wolf. If you're a Twitter user, add me as a friend. You'll see him on there. One Twitter guy just said, John, Oklahomans are not always unreasonable about the value of our cars. By the way, I've got a 06 Ford F150 I need to sell now. I'll take 25,000. Firm.

Is that word firm?

Firm? Just a guy in. In Oklahoma. This is handle. Oh God. Okay, here's what we need to do with this last segment. We need to have New Orleans people call in and Baton Rouge people, anybody fans call in and give me your opinion of last week's Saints game.

[Bobby Brown]

Oh, you know what their opinion is.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234. Do you think it was a legit call or do you think they were right or wrong?

It's a missed call for sure.

Well, I just want to hear. I want to hear the, the listeners take. It's 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

So did you see that? The NFL find that Rams cornerback that hit him $30,000 for the head to head. For the head to head. But that was never called a penalty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did they really?

[Bobby Brown]

Yes, they did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. What'd they do? The ref that was standing right there in the picture, he's like, like eyes.

[Bobby Brown]

Widel has not said a word about this, which is coward.

[John Clay Wolf]

800800 radio.

[Bobby Brown]

Cowardly. Just say something.

[John Clay Wolf]

We didn't say we missed it. Didn't they? I thought they came.

[Bobby Brown]

They told Peyton that Coach Payton of the Saints that yeah, we missed the call, you know, sorry, blah, blah, blah. Right after the game.

[John Clay Wolf]

How do we write this wrong? That's what I want to hear.

[Bobby Brown]

I'll tell you. Yes, you can. You can by neck for next year.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobby Brown]

Start allowing coaches is to challenge penalties. Okay, you keep it within the same realm of challenges. But that's not gonna fit non call. If there was a call that should have been made there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You can challenge.

[Bobby Brown]

You can challenge it. But you only have so many challenges. So it's within the.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you add 10 minutes a game.

[Bobby Brown]

No, it's just the same amount of challenges you have now. But they add that as one of the things that can be challenged.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, you're on the air. Who that? Hello? It's you. Yeah, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Oh, hey. We're talking about the Saint game.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

So when's that rematch for the Saints game gonna happen?

[John Clay Wolf]

I agree. I agree. It needs to happen. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes. Good morning, Saints fan. Very disappointed in what happened last weekend.

[John Clay Wolf]

I am too. And I'm not a. I'm not a bleeding Saints fan. But I wanted him to win. I'm a Cowboy.

[Caller]

I wanted him to win. Yeah, I am a bleeding Saints fan. And it helped to the loss. But it wasn't 100 the factor.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you think that. Was there a lawsuit? Have people. I think they filed lawsuits talking about it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Could you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you.

Who are you gonna.

[Caller]

I'm in San Antonio. I don't know if they're filing lawsuits or not. I live in San Antonio.

[John Clay Wolf]

How. How can they right this wrong? How can they write this wrong?

Don't blow a 13 point lead in the second half.

[Caller]

Best way to do it would be to fix the rule so that it doesn't happen again in the future.

[John Clay Wolf]

Agreed. Good. Good morning, you're on the air.

Wait.

Good. More. Good morning, you're on the air. Hello? Hello?

[Caller]

Yes. Hey, got a nice. Got a 97 Lincoln Executive Series. 107, 000 cream puff. What would you get for that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Probably a thousand bucks.

All the way.

[Caller]

A thousand?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You said a 97, is that right?

[Caller]

Yeah, 97. 107,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

About a thousand. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Good morning, Saints fan. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Hello, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. How do we right this wrong? Well.

[Caller]

They need to find the referee or do something to them like they do the players that get in trouble.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

But they need to fix the rules just so it don't happen again. And whoever said the. The Saints shouldn't have been putting that. Put themselves in that situation and that wouldn't. It wouldn't have mattered whether the call was called or not.

[John Clay Wolf]

Damn right.

Okay. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Somebody got paid, man. I just need to know who got paid.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Paul. You're on the air.

[Caller]

You doing all right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Good morning.

[Caller]

Yeah, you know that. You know that game? That game sucked and everything. That was a bad, bad deal. But. But we're not robots. You know what I'm saying? Things can never be always the right way every time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mm. Well, good morning. Kevin, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Yes, hi. I was just calling because with the missed call that happened last week, I'm a Saints fan, of course. You really just. It's blatant. You really can't miss anything like that. But it really brings me back to about what Belichick said about two, three years ago, where he said coaches should be allowed two challenges, and if they get one right, they should be upgraded to three, and then they should be able to challenge anything or anything. The rest cost.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I like it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

I mean, makes a long ball game, no?

Yeah, But I mean, there's cameras everywhere. I mean, there's this picture that is. Shows the hit and the referee right behind him looking straight at it.

Right. What about.

You can't miss it? Did they get like.

[Caller]

You can't miss it. And there's helmet. A helmet contact as well.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, there's three penalties in that deal. So. Do you think there was foul play? I mean, looking at some of the replay, it looks like foul play to me.

[Caller]

I would say foul play, but I mean, just being. There's really nothing you can do about it now.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that.

[Bobby Brown]

How would the foul play go about, though? So they. They tell the refs, hey, look, you've got one big call that you need to change the game. You got to do it because you're getting paid whatever amount of dollars, or we want the. We want the Rams to win. So you gotta call at the right time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[Bobby Brown]

Just happen to be at the right time.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you.

[Bobby Brown]

I mean, it's just hard to do.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what money runs that business? And it is a business, and I don't care what anybody says. And the dollar amounts on these two major markets in the US it makes the business more Patriots you're talking about. Yeah, absolutely. Way more than Saints.

Turley's solution. Okay. Head coach challenge. And that's. That's an idea. I got two words for you. Booth review. They do it for other stuff. If the booth sees it, hey, somebody should have called that.

[Bobby Brown]

Or New York, if you know, because that's where the home of the officiating is. If they want. They're watching the games. Like, wait a minute.

[John Clay Wolf]

Casinos do it. Yeah. You know what?

[Bobby Brown]

That. That's a simple solution, too. It's just like a challenge, but it's New York. Everybody back home saying, you know, we gotta.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gotta look at this.

[Bobby Brown]

Another play here. Hold on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now, that's why.

That way, it's objective.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, I like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you do the replay on the Bears Eagles game, you'll notice that that guy's a moron. And he. That was the best icing call I've ever seen. Kicker icing. Have you. Did you watch that?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, it was awesome.

Yeah, and it worked.

So was icing allowed all along? And we just didn't even realize it until about a decade ago?

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, you could call the timeout anytime.

[John Clay Wolf]

No one was doing it. It had to. It worked.

[Bobby Brown]

Whoever did it, it worked. And then it's like, oh, hey, he just iced the kicker. And it just kind of took off from there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wait a minute.

[J.D. Ryan]

What if we do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on.

Hope Belichick invented that. That thing, I think, man. Icing the kicker.

NFL Find. You're on the air.

[Caller]

Yeah, this is Raymond San Antonio. To make things worse for the Saints fans, they. They did find that guy that hit that mid. To hit that. That. That guy, helmet to helmet. So even though they didn't. They didn't make the call, they still find him for.

[Bobby Brown]

For that.

[Caller]

For that play. So just to make things worse, it put me back.

[John Clay Wolf]

I forgot the exact. So had they. Had. They kept. Had they got the penalty that they deserved, was the time in the clock. Could they need it out and won the game?

[Bobby Brown]

They could have ran it down and been over. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of running it down, I watched that Patriots game pretty close with. With a friend of mine that's a Chiefs fan, and I was telling him. I was like, they. They mismanaged that clock so bad. Everybody knows that Tom Brady can levitate with two minutes on the board. He just can't. You just can sell yourself to the devil.

[Bobby Brown]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Turley, if we're going back to the Chiefs Pat's game, would you have taken a knee, literally, if you were the Chiefs to burn the clock down at the end?

We can go.

And. And if you watch it again, that last touchdown, that quick one when it was first and goal, did the Pats let him make it? Did the Pats let that touchdown happen? Because it happens so clean and so quick and easily did. Was Belichick ballsy enough to say, let him have his touchdown now?

[Bobby Brown]

It's possible. Yeah, it's very possible because they knew that the Chiefs defense sucks. I mean, they're terrible. And they needed time on the clock, so they're like, you know, let's not mess around. I wouldn't put it to fourth down.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, it's. It's hard to say. Tell your players, let it go. You can call a defensive play to make it, make them score, basically by slanting the wrong direction or whatever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, Saints fans. I'm a Cowboys fan, you know that the guys that listen to the show. I mean, I live in Dallas, love the Cowboys, but I love the Saints, too. And, you know, without any equivocal doubt that you should be playing next Sunday, and our heart goes out to you. And I mean, that. That's. Dude, that's a heartbreaking.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a.

[J.D. Ryan]

To get that.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's hard enough.

[J.D. Ryan]

All the work, all the years, all the.

[John Clay Wolf]

All the people, all of this, all of that. Too bad. How much time we got left?

[Bobby Brown]

Two minutes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two minutes? Oh, I thought we had 10 seconds. As well as wrapping out. Commissioner can restart games at any exact moment. Is this true?

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not gonna happen.

[Caller]

Yeah, you gotta look it up. They talked about it on Golic and Wingo that very next morning, and they can.

[Bobby Brown]

Why would you do that?

[John Clay Wolf]

How would that work, Turley?

[Bobby Brown]

So the commissioner could say, you know what we're gonna start the game for. Point penalty happened.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna bring everybody back. Everybody come back. We're doing this again.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobby Brown]

It's gonna happen for two minutes of a game. We're gonna redo it from.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's not any worse than the stupid overtime rules that the first guy that touches the ball can put it to bed at sudden death.

[Bobby Brown]

Yeah, they need to change that, too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's really. What you're saying. It's the same setup. Why don't they do it? Because that'd be so awesome to do that this way.

[Bobby Brown]

If they do it once, then everybody's gonna want that to happen again, and it would just cause chaos.

[John Clay Wolf]

But this is a big one. This isn't a normal one.

They got a week off to do it, too.

They got a week off to do it. Let's do it Thursday. Yeah, it's just. Ah. I mean, why can't. It's not like. It's not like.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just right the wrong. It's wrong. Just write it. For once, for once in your life, do the. The right thing and straighten this out. Let's do it tomorrow.

Tomorrow.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a good day.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's meet behind the. Let's fight it out. Meet behind the buildings.

[J.D. Ryan]

Ma', am, I'll meet you at the tetherball court.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we need to go out with that clip real quick.

[Bobby Brown]

I don't have enough time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. I love it. Well, it's posted on the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page. And the replay, the stream's up there, which is about over. The podcast will be up in an hour. J.D. ryan, Bob Michael Turley, D.J. pre? K. Thank you all for being part of this one. And my name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars on the radio for give me the vin vi? N.com. go to the website, put your license plate number in. We'll buy your stuff. Bye. Out.