#185 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.09.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show | Episode #185 | 02.09.19

Aired: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Co-hosts: J.D. Ryan, Michael Turley, Bobby Brown ("Bobbo")
Featuring: DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo (parody), Randy the Chipmunk, Satan (parody), Uncle Roy, and callers
Powered by: GiveMeTheVIN.com

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Overview: Main Theme & Purpose

Main Theme:
This episode brings The John Clay Wolfe Show’s unique brand of irreverent, fast-paced “guy talk”—cars, sports, rock & roll, raunch, and riffing—front and center as the show launches its first dedicated Washington, D.C./East Coast hour and celebrates syndication milestones. The guys riff on the post–Super Bowl letdown, take listener calls (especially to value listeners’ cars for live buy offers), and go wherever the live radio winds blow: wild true-life calls, offbeat news, industry banter, satirical sketches, and a steady stream of outlandish humor—always at the FCC’s edge.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Super Bowl Recap: A Letdown and Launch Point

• The show opens with a parody “alternate activities” list for the boring Super Bowl, riffing on how the game was a snooze (“Whatever came out of you [after eating game food] would have been more exciting than the outcome of that game” – John, 00:00).
• Immediate banter about the show’s expanded syndication and their reasons for choosing WBIG over DC 101, avoiding radio beefs ("We've done it. We win. I don't want to do it. I want to be friends with him. If we're on his station, he's going to want to fight with us.” – John, 02:37).

2. Show Cast & Format: Introductions and Inside Jokes

• Each main cast member introduces themselves and their “role” (JD as cohost, Turley producing, “Bobbo” as sports guy).
• Running gags: Satan and Rush Limbaugh parody appearances (“Not the Canadian band, but the Floridian alcoholic pill head”—John, 05:20).

3. Parody Interviews: Rush Limbo and Satan

• Rush Limbo checks in, cracking about vodka and pill cocktails, the Netflix Fyre Festival documentary, and pill shortages due to the government shutdown:
  • “What’s your cocktail this morning?” – John
  • “Well, this morning I found a couple of Vicodins in the couch cushions…they’re clean!…Swallow ‘em dry…should last a week—or until we find more drugs.” – 'Rush', (08:10)
• Satan discusses dealings in D.C. (“You’ve got your finger in a lot of pies, John…”), jokes about political soul contracts (Trump, Giuliani, Pelosi), and election “deals”:
  • "His attorney Cohen actually signed [Trump’s soul] for him, but it’s a binding agreement.” – Satan (17:36)
  • “If there ever was a guy who sold his soul to the devil, it had to be Brady.” – J.D. (38:44)

4. The Car Buying Bit – GiveMeTheVIN.com

• Live, real-time bidding and value haggling on listener cars is at the core, always irreverent:
  • “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.” (13:16)
  • Listener: “I was thinking…closer to $23,000.”
  • John: “I can’t give retail for cars…Go get your CarMax offer and call me back.” (13:25)
• Storylines include saving dads from minivans, marriage/divorce drama, and John throwing shade at Pawn Stars (“It is set up. Absolutely.” – 09:59).

5. Stand-Out Listener Calls: Bedroom, Family & Divorce Drama

• Baltimore caller Amber tries to sell a Tahoe—reveals her husband cheated with her brother, live on air:
  • John: “So your brother stole your husband?”
  • Amber: “Yeah.” (32:22)
• John is equal parts stunned and hungry for more: “Good lord, I’m gonna enjoy this market if this is the kind of stuff that comes out of it every week.” (32:29)

6. Locker Room, Drugs, and Humor

• DJ Pre K runs “What Were They On?” game:
  • Wild Wisconsin story: man eludes police 18 days, crashes stolen plane. Guess: meth, cocaine, alcohol? It was gin. “White man drunk for 18 days…that’s a long bender.” – DJ Pre K (28:08)
• Child brings marijuana gummies to school; school drama ensues:
  • DJ Pre K: “Ain’t nothing wrong with a couple kids eating little gummies…Gonna have a good time, eat hella pudding, watch Rugrats.” (50:36)

7. “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” Game

• Guess the ethnicity of a news story’s “perp.” Example:
  • Dad leaves baby on Cleveland train platform for a smoke; panel guesses.
  • DJ Pre K: “Being different can pay off, man. Surveillance shows it was indeed a black man.” (125:35)

8. Wild True-Life Tales & Sexcapades

• “Have You Ever Closed with a Hotel Maid?” Many listeners (and crew) have:
  • “Sometimes good deals find you—you don’t find them!” – John, on bonking a 20-year-old maid (108:06)
  • One caller: “I was the hotel maid…every day [men hit on me]. I probably closed the deal five or six times.” (115:59)
• Naked house-cleaning service—news story turned bit.
• Tiffany, a Houston stripper, calls in to discuss her job, liaisons, and "three-ways":
  • “As a woman, I know what women like. I think I could help her do things a little differently.” – Tiffany, on “warming up” John’s wife (96:55)

9. Hot Takes & Satire

• Football: “If we’re gonna consume drugs in the United States of America, they’re damn sure not going to be imported from Mexico without proper taxation.” (07:31)
• Gucci scandal discussion (“Brilliant. Gucci, hats off to you. My…my sweater’s off to you.” – 64:08)
• Show feuds & radio wars: John’s tales of being “arrested twice” over radio business.

10. Behind-the-Scenes: Show Expansion, Crew Antics

• Show adds more East Coast/Big 100 listeners, plans for Cannonball Run (Austin to Vegas in a $2000 car), tales of managing drivers (Uncle Roy’s loud HR philosophy: “You gonna do what I say do!” – 42:28)
• Running gags about coffee runs, racial identity teasing between Pre K and John.

11. Music, Pop Culture, Parody

• Parody drops and live debates (Journey: “Steve Perry, not the little Vietnamese guy from YouTube…No, he’s not Mexican. He’s damn sure not Puerto Rican.” – 82:50)
• Fyre Festival doc “Andy will take one for the team” – the crew riffs on viral con men, social influencer idiocy (83:22–85:30).

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Memorable Moments & Notable Quotes

Super Bowl Recap

• “Whatever came out of you would have been way more exciting than the outcome of that game.” — John, [00:00]

Radio Business & Rivalries

• “We’ve done it. We win. I don’t want to do it. I want to be friends with him…” — John, [02:37]
• “I’ve been arrested twice over that stuff and I don’t want to do it again.” — John, [03:13]

Parody Segment: Satan on U.S. Politics

• “Giuliani? That was you?”
  “Yeah. We’ve got three years on his term. You never know.” — Satan (as played), [17:10]
• “Trump sold you his soul?”
  “His attorney Cohen actually signed that for him, but it’s a binding agreement.” — [17:36]

Listener Call Gold: Divorce & Family Scandal

• “He was having an affair with my brother.” — Amber (the caller), [31:02]
• “Your brother stole your husband?” — John, [32:22]

Naked House Cleaning News

• “I had an image in my head…anticlimactic!” — JD, [100:47]

Locker Room & Substance Bits

• “White man drunk for 18 days…that’s a long bender, man.” — DJ Pre K, [28:08]

Hotel Maid Stories

• “She was the hotel maid...I probably closed the deal five or six times.” — Kim, [115:59]
• “Good deals find you—you don’t find them.” — John, [108:06]

Racial/Ethnic Satire

• “Being different can pay off. Surveillance shows it was indeed a black man.” — DJ Pre K, [125:38]
• “They all speak Mexican, don’t they?” — John, parody, [82:57]

Radio Ads & Car Bidding

• “If we don’t beat your CarMax offer, we’ll send you a check for $100.” — John, throughout

Industry Honesty

• “Everybody in the car business is a bunch of damn liars.” — John, [62:58]

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Super Bowl Opening Riff: [00:00–01:19]
• Show Cast and Network Expansion: [01:19–04:28]
• Rush Limbo Parody, Fyre Festival/Booze and Pills: [05:15–08:54]
• Live Car Appraisals Begin: [09:47–14:23]
• Amber's Divorce Story: [28:23–34:17]
• Satan on Politics & Trump: [15:47–18:25]
• Car Appraisal: Dad-to-Minivan and Banter: [18:35–22:20]
• Uber Getaway Story: [22:53–25:13]
• 'What Were They On?' Game (18-day fugitive): [25:28–28:08]
• Naked House Cleaning, Maids, and Listener Hookup Tales: [99:33–116:48]
• White, Black, Latino or Other (Cleveland Train Dad): [122:25–125:39]
• Gucci Blackface, Outrage Marketing Discussion: [64:08–65:50]
• Fyre Festival “Take One for the Team” Segment: [83:22–85:30]
• Famous Caller: Tiffany the Stripper: [94:10–97:23]

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Tone and Language

• Raucous, irreverent, “locker room” guy banter
• Blunt, unfiltered humor
• Regularly pushes boundaries, cuts loose without mean-spiritedness
• Proudly regional (“Texas” point of view)
• Mixes listener calls, in-studio satire, and current events seamlessly

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Conclusion

This episode is an out-of-control ride of guy talk, real car deals, and wild true-life/absurdity from a show that’s more than willing to make itself the punchline. The addition of the D.C./East Coast hour gives even more listeners an on-ramp to a morning show unafraid to ask what happens if you sell your car on the way to your divorce, whether Satan has Trump’s soul, or if the hotel maid will say yes.

For new listeners:
Expect no subject to be off-limits, but always handled with wit; call in to sell your car or bare your soul, and beware—the John Clay Wolfe Show is now officially “here to stay.”

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Transcript

[A]

Now that the big game is history and you sat through every boring minute of it, we've compiled a list of some of the things you could have done during that four hours in chain. You might have thinned out your Facebook friends. Thinned out your ear hairs. Planted an herb garden. Planted a relative. Organized your sock drawer. Had sex once. If you're Sting. Joined a gym. Joined a cult. Joined a cult that meets in a gym. Oh, wait, that's CrossFit. Sacrifice to chicken. Sacrifice to virgin. Sacrificed a virgin chicken. How could you tell? We don't want to know. Painted a mustache, a Tom Brady poster. Painted a mustache on a Gisele Bungeon poster. Sent a condolence card to the Rams kicker. Sent a Monster.com application to the Rams kicker. Or eat pizza, wings and nachos until you passed out. Because whatever came out of you would have been way more exciting than the outcome of that game. And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf, with J.D. ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring C.J. pre K, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness.

[B]

And now your host, John Clay wolf. Good morning, Maryland, Washington, D.C. here on Big 100.

[C]

Good morning, Johnny Clay Wolf.

[B]

I'll be your host. And my co host is J.D. ryan. Good morning to you, Bob O. Yo, yo, yo.

[A]

Look at J.D. ryan.

[C]

Can you imagine?

[B]

He's part of this show. Michael Turley.

[D]

Yo, dc, what is up?

[B]

He runs our board, produces our show. And we've been doing this for 10 years. 12 years. A long time.

[C]

Yeah, but you gotta wonder. Somebody just heard the intro and went, they got Satan on the show.

[B]

Satan will be here.

[E]

I believe.

[C]

I'll listen.

[B]

Satan will be here a little bit. But DJ Pre K is. Is in and he's our screening producer on the backside.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

And a rap star, DJ Pre K. He's a white black guy. You figure out which one he is. Dj, you there?

[G]

Yes, sir. What's populating?

[B]

Say hi to everyone.

[G]

What's cracking dc? Big time, baby.

[B]

Big time. Big. We've only been working on this for, I don't know, a year. You know, we were going to be on DC101. I don't know if you know the drama of this.

[C]

I don't know the whole story.

[B]

So we were. We were going to be on DC 101.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then big 100. We're on classic rock stations around the country.

[C]

All over the country. Right.

[B]

And I just. Elliot, in the Morning is on DC101. And I didn't want to be compared to him. And he's great. I mean, I listen to him a little bit, trying to get a feel. But we had our choice to be on one, on one or this one. And last minute we chose this one. Because I just, I don't want to get into the damn radio battle with the local jock. We've done it. We win. I don't want to do it. I want to be friends with him. If we're on his station, he's going to want to fight with us. I don't want to fight with him. We got plenty of people we fight with. Be friendly and I get nasty.

[C]

Yes, you do.

[B]

I, I take it personal.

[A]

You don't have to, though.

[B]

I've been arrested twice over that stuff and I don't want to do it again. I don't want to do it again.

[C]

Gets ugly, gets in the papers.

[B]

There's pictures. So he. It says, live from Dallas, Texas. Yes, we are in Dallas, Texas. We're fed through Westwood One, but Washington area listener, Baltimore, this hour. Hour number one is for you guys only because it's 8 o' clock there, obviously 7 o' clock in Texas. And our show starts everywhere else at 8. So now we're going to five hours. I hope that I can make it through five hours. I've done it before, but I don't want to get stale. You'll be fine. All right. So the, the east coast hour. This is our first time to do it and it'll. It'll be fine, guys. You can call into the show. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can tell us how bad we suck and what happened to Barry Manilow and why the hell. But that's all welcomed. We love the haters. Haters. Come forward quickly. Let's get that extinguished. We're here. We're here to stay. We've been working on this for a long time. Tell your friends, guys that like talk radio, now you've got one on Saturday morning. Because obviously the good shows are only on the weekdays and they're sleeping in on Saturday. And what we do is a national show on Saturday morning. We've been doing it for 12 years.

[C]

So we even have a bit called you just lost a listener.

[B]

We do have a bit called you just lost listeners.

[A]

Celebrated Lost a listener.

[B]

We have all kinds of bits. We have all kinds of characters. We have all kinds of, of, of guests. We, we even have. I wonder how this will be taken. You Know when Rush Limbaugh comes on the show.

[C]

Oh, yes, I forgot about that.

[B]

In. In. We ought to get Rush.

[C]

You should.

[D]

I can dial him up on the ISDN real quick.

[C]

Yeah, for those that don't know.

[D]

Really early for him, so.

[C]

Yes, it is. We actually dial him up from Florida, where he lives, of course, and that's his studio. We bring him into our.

[D]

No, no, no, we don't. No, that's the wrong Rush, John.

[B]

Oh, wait, let's hear that. That sounds good. Yeah, but that's not his thief song.

[C]

This old Rush. This is a different Rush.

[B]

This Rush.

[F]

This.

[A]

Okay, here he is, John.

[B]

Yes. I mean, how can we not say good morning to Washington, D.C. without the rush? Not the Canadians, but the Floridian. The alcoholic pill here.

[A]

It's awfully good to see you. My ISDN's a little blinky. Yeah, I thought I heard some. Some. Some hard rock and some stepping wolf in there.

[B]

No, just Rush. The real Rush. The good Rush. You're. You're. You're the old Rush. How is Florida this morning?

[A]

Florida's beautiful. But. But let's look what. I guess you're. You're watching this Fry. What is this thing you're tweeting about? The Fry. Something.

[B]

Oh, the Fry Festival.

[A]

Have you ever heard of a little deal called the State of the Union Address?

[B]

I did, but The Fry Festival on Netflix. If you guys have not watched that show, it is incredible. In Rush, there's a man in there named Andy that really took one for the team, and you need to be more of a team player. You need to watch that segment. What's it called? Now?

[C]

Wait a minute.

[B]

I haven't heard of it. Fry Festival. Fry Festival. It's on Netflix. It's the top choice in it. It's one of the largest frauds of this time, and it's derived from the East Coast. The guy was in New York. He's a promoter, and he was going to have a big. Oh, that's a concert in the Bahamas. Like Coachella, but in the Bahamas. And everyone got there and there was no place to stay.

[E]

Whoops.

[G]

They.

[B]

They stole. He went to prison. Yeah, he's gone to prison. The promoter went to prison. Anyway, Netflix did a documentary on it, and it is very, very, very good.

[A]

Anyway, Rush, I. I admire what you say about Andy. Sounds like you're kind of guy. Take one for the team. That's great.

[E]

That's.

[A]

But look, in this business, you don't see that a lot. No, you don't see a lot of Loyal, loyal guys willing to take one for the team like that.

[B]

What did you think about the State of the Union?

[A]

And I can't remember, it's been years since I've seen one give one for the team.

[B]

Speaking of taking one for the team, did you feel like Trump took one for the team?

[A]

He sure makes great television. Yeah, first 20 minutes. What a great show. He's got Buzz Aldrin.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

He's got the, the little lady that he released from prison because. But look, I think, I think if you're gonna have drugs in America, they should come from that lady. I'm so glad she's out of prison.

[C]

That's no at all getting to be pulled.

[B]

If we're gonna consume drugs here in the United States of America, they're damn sure not going to be imported from Mexico without proper taxation.

[A]

Thank you, Wanda. Is all I've got to say about that list. This is stick it here, right? Percocets are getting hard to find.

[C]

Oh, really?

[A]

Again? This government shutdown's got a. Consumer confidence is low. You've gotta, you know, sometimes you've gotta let go.

[C]

You're finding that hard to find?

[A]

That's why I bought seven cases of vodka. Plain old blue label, absolute.

[F]

Oh, Lord.

[A]

That should last a week or until we find more drugs.

[B]

Do you still mix and match? I mean, like, what's your cocktail this morning?

[A]

Well, this morning I actually, I found a couple of Vicodins in the couch cushions.

[C]

Is that where you live?

[B]

Clean.

[A]

They're clean. We live well, right, right here in beautiful, sunny Florida.

[B]

Do you just drop them in your martini or what? How's it work?

[A]

No, I actually swallow them dry. They're beginning to kick in though. And that's a good, good thing here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network. Nappy time Saturday. Enjoy your show. Be careful about D.C. you won't find that people are as thin skinned as they were in California, but they are certainly nearby the studio. Lock those windows. D.J. ryan.

[C]

J.D. but that's all right.

[A]

Have a wonderful show, whatever it takes.

[B]

Thanks. And come back later, will you, in a couple hours.

[A]

I'm sure I'll be around somewhere.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

All right, all right, all right. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, 800 radio. As you. How, how, how you get a hold of us? And let me, let me tell you another oddity of this show. So guys like their cars. We do guy talk, the proverbial locker room guy talk. And you can call in with your car and Give me year, make, model, miles, and I will put a number on it. Kind of like on Stars, you know, but not a fake deal where they come to the counter and say, hey, I've got this guitar from Keith Richards and what will you give for it? And they argue about it. Well, anyway, you can call into us and I will offer a bid on your car. And we have a company that sponsors us called. Give me the VIN. Give me the vintage dot com. This is brought to you by givemetheven.com and we buy cars in the radio is what I. I'll.

[C]

So it's not just an offer. It's a real.

[B]

It's a. Yeah, yeah, we do that. It's calling now. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. And somebody give me your make, model, miles and I'll. I'll buy your car. I'll get that going.

[A]

Hold on. Did you just say Pawn Stars was. Was fake?

[B]

It is. It is. It is set up. The hell you said it is set up. No, it is set up. Absolutely.

[A]

I don't believe it.

[D]

Sincere.

[A]

That Rick seems so sincere.

[D]

And you're going to actually buy somebody's vehicle from Maryland and Virginia. And I mean, that's.

[B]

Give me the vin.com is the largest wholesale dealer, single independent wholesale dealer in the country now. Yes, absolutely. We buy 500 cars a week. So it's new to you guys. As the show goes on, throughout the morning, you'll hear other people calling in from Houston and Dallas and Vegas and here and there in Louisiana. We have half a million listeners on Saturday morning. I guess we have more now with you guys and you'll get the gist of it. What's the traffic in D.C. this morning?

[C]

You're looking around D.C. a couple of slowdowns, believe it or not, on a Saturday morning. DC proper. Right now we have a DC 295 northbound near Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast. You can expect delays due to the new traffic pattern they set up last week in Maryland. Richie Marlboro Road Westbound near the I495. That's the Capitol Beltway. We have the right lane block there due to a work zone. And we have a mobile work zone In Virginia working I 66 eastbound near US 29. That's about Run Parkway. The one left lane is blocked there and they are moving that. So it couldn't be different in about an hour. There you go. There's your look around D.C. traffic.

[B]

There you go. It's cold, hot and wet. Okay, here's one already. Stephen, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hello.

[B]

Hello.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

Good morning. What you got?

[F]

So what you, you buy cars?

[B]

I do.

[F]

You say.

[B]

I do. You say. Damn you. You say yes, we buy cars. We absolutely buy cars. And our whole thing is if we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for $100.

[F]

Okay. So I'm actually on after breakfast. We're heading there now.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

And I'm. I'm gonna sell this car and that. I, I didn't understand what this program was.

[B]

It's. It's a fun show, but we, we still. You can just. Let's just jump into it, tell me what you got and then it'll make sense.

[F]

Oh, it's an Audi A6.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

It's a 2015 model.

[B]

Okay. Is it a six cylinder? Four.

[F]

It's a six.

[B]

Okay. Diesel or gas?

[F]

Gas.

[B]

All wheel drive or two?

[F]

All wheel drive.

[B]

Okay. Of course. Over there. And is it a premium plus or prestige?

[F]

It's a prestige.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

How many miles Right now it's got 61.

[B]

61 what color?

[F]

2 something. It's black.

[B]

Average. Rough or clean?

[F]

It's. It's very clean.

[B]

Clean. Okay. Everybody says it's so clean. Okay.

[C]

Any rust?

[F]

No, no, no.

[B]

We.

[F]

We have it in the garage on 15s.

[B]

You're not going to get into rust. But has it spent its life up there? A lot of you guys are transplants.

[F]

Yeah, we bought it new up here and I've. We aren't. We haven't actually been here forever, but yeah, we bought it new when we arrived.

[B]

So you are taking this thing to CarMax? You said today to sell it. This is perfect. Yeah, this is perfect. This is gonna, this is explain everything. Okay. So I'll give Will $20,000. Buy it.

[F]

Well, I actually have a. The title to it and I was thinking I was gonna get closer to, you know, 23. Something like that is what I was looking for.

[B]

I don't think you will. I don't. We can't give retail for cars. We buy high wholesale. But I'll give 20,000. So. So let's do this. If you're going there anyway, go ahead, go to CarMax and then get your. Get your offer letter from them. Call. Call us back. We're going to be on the air for the next five hours. Call us back when you're heading back. And if I don't beat their offer? Then I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[F]

So the re. The reason I'm going there is because it's just, you know, timeless, and it's simple. And so if I. If they don't. If I give you their offer, you'll beat their offer.

[B]

Or I'll send you a check for 100 bucks or you'll. Or you'll see me and everybody that's listening can do that online to it. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com so we're actually out of time right now. We've got to go to a musical interlude, but I want you to do that and then call me back when you're done.

[F]

Okay?

[B]

And then let's talk about it. I want to buy this thing. Don't sell it to them. Give me a chance. I mean, you can call me from right there. And if I don't beat it, then I'll send you a check for $100. It's just that simple. All right.

[A]

All right.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolfe. Good morning. That is segment number one hour, number one. Our first day on Big 100, and there's plenty of entertainment. We don't blog this whole thing down with car calls. I just want to explain that part of it. We'll be back in just a minute.

[H]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com and now, Senor Juan Clay Wolf and Sting.

[B]

Good morning, everyone. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We're gonna have Satan on here in a little bit as well.

[C]

Just throw that in there like, you know, you know what, you know, like.

[B]

We'Ll get him up now. I mean, I, I'm, I'm so excited about the fact that we're on, in. On the east coast in Washington now, and we can get political views from Jesus and Satan.

[C]

You just wonder how Satan's gonna be taken on in D.C. in that whole area. It's like, are they gonna say, like.

[B]

Is a worldwide figure?

[C]

Yeah, I know that. But it's like, are they gonna go, oh, old Satan again.

[B]

Satan, good morning.

[E]

You got your finger in a lot of pies, John. That's just great. Who else we got? Have you got Gandhi coming on later?

[C]

No.

[E]

That's so funny.

[B]

We do have Keith Richards from the Rolling Stones coming on later.

[E]

Congratulations on the. On the D.C. coup. It's. A lot of people have worked a lot longer to get into that town.

[C]

I'll tell you that.

[E]

The truth, everybody. Everybody's so pent up these days. I love it. I love it. Oh, yeah.

[C]

I love Trump.

[E]

I hate Trump. I love Pelosi. I hate Schumer.

[C]

They're behind most of this, though, it seems just a lot of anger.

[E]

Well, they're all the same. How do you think you get a vote in this country these days?

[C]

I don't know.

[E]

Somebody's gotta turn off their Netflix, get off the couch, get into their car, drive to the proper polling place, be in a church, school, or library.

[C]

Sure.

[E]

And they always are. They've got a cast to vote. Go home and see who won.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

It's not like, you know, like the NFL, like, you've got the score everywhere. It's hard to get a vote. That's why I'm here to help.

[C]

Oh, you're here to help.

[E]

And I know, I know along the Beltway, there are a lot of politicians who are wondering how their 2020 is going to go.

[C]

Yeah. Listening very closely.

[E]

I've got your back. We can. We can certainly work a deal for votes because it's hard. It's hard to get a vote.

[B]

Who are some people you've worked deals with?

[E]

Oh, name it. Name it. You know, I think everybody remembers Mr. Giuliani.

[C]

That was you?

[E]

Yeah. We've actually still. We've still got three years on his term, so you never know.

[C]

You have a contract with him if.

[E]

He decides to run for something. I'll get him in there. You bet. Yeah. Nancy Pelosi, I was gonna ask you, Chuck Schumer, you're. You're a commander in chief. Donald J. Trump, you got them all.

[B]

He sold you his soul.

[E]

Well, his attorney Cohan actually signed that for him, but it is a binding agreement.

[B]

So, attorney, you have a document where you have a deal with Trump's attorney where you have his soul in exchange for his presidency.

[E]

Right. Well, I had that before he was even in politics. But, you know, I've got a lot of souls. It's kind of like looking at Eric Clapton's guitars. I've never had a gold one, so now I do. It looks great. I keep it in the. In the breakfast nook.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. It's beautiful.

[B]

What do you think about. Do you think the government shutdown's done over with? We're past that. And do you think the wall is going to get built?

[E]

Oh, it's going to be a really, really interesting 2019. Stay tuned. Stay tuned.

[B]

Thank you, Satan. I think he was responsible for that terrible super bowl as well.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Kyle and Frederick, Maryland, good morning.

[F]

Yeah, good morning.

[B]

What you got?

[F]

I got a 2010 Ford F250 Lariat.

[B]

F250 Lariat. Crew cab long. Better short.

[F]

It's short bed.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

A little over 125, 000 miles. The white.

[B]

You know those things when the. When the injectors go bad, you have to pull the cab off the whole truck to fix them. Is it in good mechanical shape?

[F]

Oh, yeah, it's. It's in good shape.

[B]

Okay. You want to sell it?

[F]

Actually, I do. I. I actually have to sell it.

[B]

Why?

[F]

I. I was actually on my way to carmax to sell it because I already have an offer from them and we are having babies. My wife is pregnant with twins and I got to get a minivan.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

End of an era.

[B]

The. The end of an era. Are you going to have your tattoo removed too while you're over there? My God. You going to go by the veterinarian, get castrated while you're at it? Holy hell. Minivan.

[F]

I'm going to have her. I'm going to have her spaded.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

You're going to have her spade.

[A]

Come on, man.

[B]

All right, I'm sure. So you've already been to carmax. You. Your offer from him. What is it?

[F]

It's $11,000.

[B]

Oh, God. Give me a break. What's this thing rusted or something?

[F]

No, no, it's. It's got a. I put a leveling kit on it.

[B]

Okay, so you've had a 10 lariat four wheel drive. Diesel or gas?

[F]

It's diesel.

[B]

They gave you 11.

[F]

11.

[B]

Okay. Well, that's easy.

[F]

It's got a moon roof.

[B]

Say real quick, I'll give you 15,000. And I mean. I mean, it's just. I'm not that. That. That's the Texas part of. We have a better market. We will take that car from D.C. and ship it to Dallas. There's a much better market in Dallas on that car than out there on the east coast. So. Yeah. What did I say 15? Yeah, that's cool. I. I can still handle it. Okay, so, Kyle, here's what I want you to do. I want you to go to givemethevin.com. do not take it to them. I'm giving you 4,000 more. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up in the info box. Put on air. Wolf said 15 grand. Here's the pictures, here's the VIN number. When are you going to come get it? And we will actually come to.

[F]

Can I ask you a question?

[B]

Yes.

[F]

How do you guys pay me?

[B]

Because. With a bank America check.

[F]

It's because I was going to be a check. They're paying. They said that they're going to give me something, but it'll take like seven days to clear the account or.

[B]

No, they pay with a bank draft and the checks not cashable. You can deposit it, but it won't show up in your account for like five to six business days or something. It says it on the back of their check. And. And you know our checks, bank of America. You can run down to bank of America and hammer that. Did you say there's a payoff or there's no payoff.

[F]

I'm glad to finally hear some good radio on big 100. I mean it's good, but this show's great.

[B]

Well, well, I. Thanks.

[A]

Good.

[B]

All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number.

[C]

We also did just give him four grand more.

[B]

I mean that was. That was a la.

[C]

He's a big fan. That was all his friends.

[B]

I'm like, what the hell's going on? Uber driver makes poor getaway car after bank robbery. And Uber driver was the bank robbery getaway?

[C]

No. Well, Brandon case isn't.

[B]

I've got 30 seconds before I'm out. I'm have to get a great story.

[C]

We have audio from it.

[B]

They bank robbers really hired an Uber driver to get them not only to.

[C]

Go to the bank but also to hey be the getaway car. Two different Ubers. Super wait around for you.

[B]

My name's John Clay Wolf. We buy cars on the radio. Forgive me the VIN.com. good morning, Big 100 listeners. Happy to be here. Be back in just a minute.

[H]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show, presented by. Gimme the vin.com.

[B]

She gave him right cross.

[H]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

There's a lot to like about a gal that you can borrow a dip off of.

[B]

Now, John Clay Wolf borrow a dip off of.

[A]

Make mine Copenhagen.

[B]

That sounds like Virginia. Appalachian. Er, good morning everyone.

[A]

There's a lot of Virginia tuned in.

[B]

Probably pretty Saturday morning here. How are you? So we were talking about the Uber driver a moment ago.

[C]

Yes, we were.

[B]

Welcome to the new show by the way, right here on Big 100. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D.

[C]

Ryan.

[B]

J.D. that voice me Bobbo over here, Bobo Turley. Turley, you there? Yo, yo. He's our sports pro in DJ Prek. Dj, you there?

[G]

Yes, sir.

[B]

So in a minute, dj, I want to do the what were they on bit where we.

[G]

Oh yeah, yeah.

[B]

Okay. Where we guess what drug they're on.

[G]

I got a good One for y', all, man. We got a man in Wisconsin trying to shake off his baby mama, so we going to see what he's getting.

[B]

And you can push your mixtape and. And try to barter for studio time here in a minute.

[G]

Oh, yeah, for sure, man. All y', all Maryland people holla at me. I got them tapes low $5. I'll ship him out.

[A]

He's the rapper, too?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

So what's the story today on the super thing?

[C]

This guy named Brandon Case, he's an Uber driver in Oklahoma City. And on Tuesday afternoon, he got a call, he got a little fair, and so he parked across the street from the Mid first bank, where he was supposed to pick up his. His fare, only to see the teens who hired him and two others being arrested while they attempted to rob the bank. Yes, they had called an Uber as their escape vehicle. We have the audio here.

[B]

Yeah, they called me for a getaway car. So I turned the corner and come up on Mid first bank, and all I see is cop cars. I'm like, this is not normal. I see cops running towards the back of the building. There's like three or four of them in Oklahoma. Handcuffs, putting them in cop cars. I just count myself lucky because had the cops not got there before me, it could have turned out completely different. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. If you're going to do something like that, have your own car.

[A]

That's a good idea.

[C]

By the way, you know how they got apprehended while the cops were already there?

[B]

No.

[C]

Because another Uber driver had dropped them off at some time, and they discussed their plan in the back of the Uber. So the Uber dropped them off, called the police and said, guess what's about to happen over here at the Mid First Bank. And the cops were already there when they came out.

[A]

They got knocked off by their Uber driver.

[B]

Why would you call an Uber driver?

[A]

It's not very loyal, is it?

[B]

I mean, drunk while driving is good for Uber, but these guys are high on LSD or something. Speaking of, DJ Pre K, speaking of people on drugs, that last group sounded like they. I'd almost like to guess what they were on, but. Tell us your story, dj.

[G]

All right, for sure. I'm gonna read a little story, and y' all gonna guess. What were they on to make them act like this? All right, so out in Oshkosh, Wisconsin, we got a wife beater running rampant. Our suspect, inspector, was being served on a domestic abuse charge and violation of a restraining order, AKA the trailer park two step. But the coppers just can't find the boy. They checked the crib, they checked his favorite bar, but the man was shaking the Jakes for a solid 18 days before they found him at the airport. Only thing is, 18 days. 18 days over two weeks. This boy ran from the coppers, man. But they found him at the airport. Only thing is, your boy was already in a plane taking off when they found him.

[B]

Like. Like driving the plane or riding.

[G]

Yeah, he was about to be mid air, man.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Was he, did he steal an airplane or was he just a passenger?

[G]

See, I think that it might be. Might have been one of his airplanes. So I think it.

[B]

Okay, but we'll see.

[G]

You know, I'm not gonna get too much into that.

[B]

Oh.

[D]

Cause we got to guess what he's on.

[B]

But of course, this sounds like a good white, black, Latino or other.

[G]

No, no, no, John play that game.

[B]

Too, where we guess the ethnicity of the perp.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So go ahead.

[G]

But anyways, yeah, he's taking off in the plane. They trying to flag him down, trying to get him to stop, but of course he's flipping the bird and saying, you know, you'll never take me alive, coppers. But two hours later and 40 miles away, the pilot crashed into a good old Wisconsin cornfield. And the cops were able to grab him, take him to the hospital with serious but non life threatening injuries.

[B]

Injuries.

[G]

Which just goes to show, when you beat on your boot, the world has a way of beating your ass back. So what do y' all think he was on?

[C]

Well, I've been Oshkosh, Wisconsin for the air show and I'm gonna say white. There's no other.

[B]

No, no, no, this isn't white. Black, Latino. Rather, this is. What drug were they on? Or substance?

[C]

I missed it?

[D]

Okay, I know you've got your hood on and everything, J.D.

[B]

But come on, I mean, 18 days sounds like mess, but I mean, if you're sketching for 18 days, I'm gonna go with meth.

[D]

What do you think, Charlie, man, he's got a plane. I'm thinking he's a trafficker of some sort. I've been watching narcos.

[B]

Oh, it's so good.

[D]

Cocaine.

[C]

Cocaine.

[B]

Cocaine.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. 18 day. 18 days on meth, you couldn't even find a plane. You wouldn't even see it, right? Yeah, it sounds like cocaine.

[C]

I was gonna go with coke. Tubes and white guy with coke.

[B]

Or maybe booze. Maybe just an old drunk. An old white guy drunk. A rich white Guy that just drinks his ass off. What is it? What's the answer?

[G]

Well, upon further investigations, they found empty gin bottles in the crash plane.

[B]

So John, you know your old drunk.

[A]

White man drunk for 18 days, man. It's a long bender, man.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We got another. We've got Amber in Baltimore. Good morning, Amber.

[I]

Good morning, John.

[B]

What you doing? John?

[C]

John.

[B]

Hi. Hi.

[I]

I am. I got a Tahoe I want to try to sell to you.

[B]

Okay. What is it?

[I]

Are you to take off my hands? It's a 16 Chevy Tahoe. 28000 miles. Don't. I don't know anything on it.

[B]

Okay. Is it a. What trim level is LTZ LT Z71.

[I]

Z71.

[B]

Okay. Does it have factory navigation? In that year they will. Does it have a sunroof?

[I]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, sunroof. Why are you getting rid of it?

[I]

Well, I'm getting divorced and so I kind of want something a little sportier.

[B]

Getting divorced? How old are you?

[I]

25.

[B]

25 proud. Send me some nudes. Send me some news. No, you're working out. Oh, it's not working out. Are you working out now that you're getting divorced? Have you gone back to the gym?

[I]

Yeah, trying to look all good. Dating scene.

[B]

Yeah, she's about a broad shouldered, old. How long were you married? It's pretty young to begin.

[I]

Divorced about two years.

[B]

Well, I mean, I know that you wanted to talk about your. I'll give, I'll give. I don't know. I'll tell you about what. I'll pay for your Tahoe in a minute. I've got more questions. So.

[C]

All right.

[B]

So you live in where? Baltimore.

[I]

Baltimore.

[B]

And you're getting divorced. Why are you getting divorced? How. Why just two years?

[I]

Well, you know, I found out some stuff that he was doing behind my back and can't really let that slide.

[B]

Well, how did you find out? What kind of stuff? Like is he. Does he have a secret life?

[I]

Yeah, I would say so. It started with some texts I saw and then, you know, some magazines.

[B]

Like what kind of magazines?

[I]

Some. More snooping. I found out he was actually with my brother.

[B]

Oh, stop it. Shut up. Quit it.

[C]

Oh boy.

[B]

With your what? No, with your brother. Like he and your brother were going out and chasing hoes?

[I]

No, like relationship wise.

[B]

They were together.

[D]

Hold on.

[B]

So. Time, Time, time.

[E]

Whoa.

[C]

John just went into like we ever had a rental car and you put it in reverse on the freeway. That's what just happened to his brain.

[B]

So. Yeah, so you and your. Your brother and your husband were having a physical affair with one another?

[I]

Well, I was married to my husband. He was having an affair with my brother.

[C]

Good morning. I'm Gail.

[B]

Okay.

[I]

And, I mean, it was kind of hard. I'm over it now.

[B]

So. You're over it. So are. Who are you madder at, your brother or your husband?

[I]

You know, I already knew that about my brother. Ah, kind of a combination of the two. It was the shock and then, you know, not being honest.

[B]

So.

[I]

Quite a shock when I found out.

[B]

Is your husband. Is he a. Is he like a. Is he feminine or is he like a. You know. Are you surprised is what I'm trying to ask.

[I]

What?

[B]

I mean, after being with your husband, how long did you date him before you married him?

[I]

About a year.

[B]

Were you subdued?

[I]

We were young.

[B]

Did you ever. You're still young, by the way. Did you ever think that he might be homosexual? I'm queer.

[I]

Oh, no. It was such a shock.

[B]

Okay.

[I]

Hey, if you. That's what you like, then that's what you like.

[B]

I guess your poor parents, I mean, in laws with the family is never gonna be the same. I mean, the Sunday, Thanksgiving. Are they still together?

[G]

Yeah.

[I]

No, it's. It's not.

[F]

They're.

[I]

They're moving away.

[B]

Are they together? Are they still together?

[I]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

See, your. Your brother stole your husband. Yeah.

[I]

What a. What a fun story, huh?

[B]

Good lord, I'm gonna enjoy this market if this is the kind of stuff that comes out of it every week. This is show content for. For the masses.

[A]

She's lucky she's still got the Tahoe.

[I]

Welcome to Maryland.

[C]

We're coming there for spring break.

[B]

Okay, so a 16 Tahoe with 28, 000 miles, leather roof, nav, four wheel drive, average, rough or clean. I'm gonna guess it's fine.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. It sounds like a. It sounds like 16 Tahoe. 20th. $35,000. Do you have a title to it?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. What do you want to buy?

[I]

I'm thinking of something, like I said, a little sportier. I'm thinking a Jeep wrangler. Not sure the year yet, though.

[C]

Anytime they go to a Jeep, you're losing your woman.

[B]

Well, it sounds like he left his woman early on.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So do you think that your brother and your. And your husband are gonna stick together?

[I]

I don't know. Who knows what's gonna happen with them? I mean, like I said, they're moving away.

[B]

So where are they moving to? Key West?

[I]

Yeah, they're actually moving down to Florida.

[B]

Yeah, how do you know?

[C]

Nice call, J.

[B]

Okay, so here's the way this works. Go to givemetheven.com, load the car, just 35 grand, buy it.

[I]

Yeah, I would say that would be pretty good.

[B]

Yeah, no, we're not talking about her ex husband. Okay, so. So load it up into givemetheven.com. say, John, hit me at $35,000 on the radio. And we'll confirm it, send some pictures and we'll send a driver to your house to pick it up. Take a picture of the front back of the title too, and your driver's license and we'll come pick it up with a check. Probably Tuesday, if that's early enough.

[I]

Sounds great. All right, I'm ready to get rid of this sucker.

[B]

Thanks, Amber. She always was kind of a wide stance guy. No, she wasn't. Charlie's playing drops from previous shows. I didn't say any of that. I mean, I did, but he's taking me out of context. He's bad about that.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Very, very bad about taking.

[C]

Weird.

[B]

Yeah, this is. This is exciting.

[C]

That turned you.

[B]

We normally don't get calls like this hour number one. I'm gonna enjoy this. These guys get up early. All right, so welcome aboard DC we will be on 100 until 11 o' clock Eastern time every Saturday morning. And we will be doing this first hour, just east coast specific. And then we're going to join other networks. Like 20 more stations will pick us up here in about three minutes at the top of the hour and then about 20 more stations or 10 more stations pick us up at 9 o'. Clock. So anyway, we gotta bounce around the time zones. And we're located in Dallas, Texas, but I have a office in Manheim, Pennsylvania, which is two hours at Lancaster, ish, two hours from the D.C. region. Baltimore, Maryland, all that stuff. And we have a slew of drivers. And they'll come down and give you a Bank of America check for your cars and tell your friends there's a new sheriff in town that buys these things. And if we don't beat your Carmax offer, we'll send you a check for $100. Cat scratch fever.

[H]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

A Colorado runner was attacked by a mountain lion. But he fought back and killed the lion with his bare hands.

[E]

Wow.

[H]

Hit him up now.

[B]

800.

[H]

800 radio.

[B]

I don't see how that guy could run with testicles that big.

[H]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[A]

We do get up early and work all day.

[C]

Sick of it all night long.

[A]

Tired of it, man.

[C]

You're tired. Good morning, Bobble.

[A]

I can't be tired. Yes. Nice to see it's old J.D. ryan, our number two of the John Clifford Clay Wolf show for this February.

[C]

Michael Turley holding it all together, hour two.

[B]

What?

[D]

Dallas just joined us. What are you talking about?

[A]

Bobbo, why don't you let it go?

[D]

They want to know about.

[A]

Quit rattling my cage, man. There's no time. There's no time for that kind of chicanery.

[D]

Well, they need to know that we.

[G]

Have a new affiliate.

[C]

That's kind of exciting. Yes, it's kind of a big deal.

[D]

We've been on an hour already.

[C]

Already?

[A]

I was gonna let the boss, except.

[B]

Getting up early sucks. Don't be a bobo.

[C]

Normally we're stretching and yawning and scratching.

[B]

800-800-721-3-48. Quit playing with your boob.

[C]

You like to watch it?

[B]

No. Who keeps putting all this crap in front of my desk? You? No, I have it. I have it spaced out. I can't just throw it away.

[G]

There you go.

[B]

Don't put that crap in front of me like that.

[C]

Have it spaced out.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ have you made a coffee run yet, or do you not check your phone? Oh, my God.

[G]

I don't check my phone. Okay, go get you something.

[B]

I mean, what's a white, black kid that has high tops and a telephone? He doesn't use either one of them.

[C]

You're significantly more agitated than you were just 10 minutes ago.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[G]

Actually, I don't have anything on my phone.

[B]

Really? No. Oh, coffee.

[G]

I got you.

[B]

I do, I do. I do. I do. We're gonna send somebody else because you are the call screener. The call screener. The call screener. So do we have white, black, Latino or other today? Dj?

[G]

Oh, yeah, we got a good one.

[B]

What is it? Let's live it. Entertain me. Make me laugh. I don't.

[G]

I don't have the whole thing yet, but, man, I'll just say, you know, you don't want to miss this train.

[B]

Typical white black kid comes to school unprepared.

[A]

I just need to type it up.

[C]

I'm gonna call my mama. She gonna bring it up here.

[B]

All right, so we already. We talked about the super bowl earlier this morning, but. Yeah, it sucked. It blew. I'm. I don't really have anything else to say. What.

[D]

What is.

[B]

What did it.

[D]

What sucked? About it.

[B]

Boring. Brady. I hate Brady. Brady sucks. He's great. I know, but I mean, he's just.

[C]

It's enough's enough.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

It's at the end of a movie.

[B]

You got a supermodel. Wise.

[C]

Roll the credits and just move on.

[B]

You're old and you're still great. I'm sure he's hung like Mr. Ed.

[C]

I'm sure he's got it all. I mean, you know, if there ever.

[B]

If Charlie just dumped me because I gave him a horse reference. Yes, it was terrible.

[C]

If there ever was a guy who sold his soul to the devil, it had to be Brady. No question. To get all that stuff.

[B]

All the good looks, all the accolades.

[C]

The talent, the abilities. Come on.

[D]

Well, we had some Satan on last week, and he said that.

[B]

We had Satan on earlier.

[D]

Dude, he's been on. I mean, we can always. He's easy to dial back up.

[B]

Good morning, Satan. He's always here. Get your ass over here, Satan.

[C]

Let me see.

[E]

John?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

Is that you?

[B]

Yep.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Oh, again?

[B]

Yes. Yeah.

[E]

Wow.

[B]

You thought you did me in.

[E]

You're busy this morning. What's. What's the deal?

[C]

What's up?

[B]

I'm just working. I just want to know what kind of deal you made with Tom Brady. Because there's no way that he has slid across this ice.

[C]

No.

[B]

For 15 years without making a deal with.

[C]

Nobody gets that much.

[B]

Nobody. I like that Grateful Dead song. Friend of the Devil is great. Of mine.

[E]

Okay. And I think you can take it.

[C]

Here we go.

[E]

I haven't had anything to do with Tom Brady.

[A]

Now.

[E]

Billicheck. Billicheck. You know. Yeah. We've got a little agreement. Sure, of course. I mean, can there be any question?

[B]

No.

[E]

Well, have you seen this guy?

[B]

No.

[E]

Billichek.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I never seen him on tv.

[B]

Of course.

[E]

You don't watch the football.

[B]

Yeah, I watched the.

[E]

I really like the.

[B]

I watch you. The football senor.

[E]

The Food Network.

[A]

Is that it?

[E]

Yeah. Just look at Bulletch.

[B]

Paula Dean is my porn reference.

[E]

Obviously. He's one of my guys.

[B]

Cover me in gravy and slap me in the ass with a chicken leg.

[E]

And I help him out a lot, you know, during, like, free agency.

[C]

Sure.

[E]

How's he get such good players? But that's the thing about Brady. He really is that good.

[B]

800, 800. Something to do with me. 800, 800 radio. Uncle Roy. Good morning.

[F]

Good morning. Good morning.

[B]

Where are you heading off to today? You're in Washington, D.C. baltimore. By the way, I don't know if you've Ever been.

[C]

Maybe you should explain who he is.

[B]

I will. I will. Hey. Hey. This ain't my first rodeo. Maybe you should shut up.

[C]

I thought so. You may be coming out of the shoot for. For the first time.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh yeah. First time. Maybe you should shut your pie hole.

[C]

Maybe I should. Maybe I'll come over there and let you know.

[B]

Uncle Ray, have you ever been to D.C. no.

[F]

No, never been there.

[B]

Well, you're there today. Okay. Okay. Roy is the transportation director for giving the VIN.com. he graduated from Harvard back in. What. What year did you graduate? 60. 68.

[F]

68.

[B]

And before that it was Magnolia, Mississippi. And. And here he's with us. He's been with us ever since he worked for my granddad. And he taught me how to drive and drink when I was a little kid. And drink and smoke. Smoke and chase hoes. You did teach me a chase hoes. You taught me how to catch hoes. There's a difference between chasing hoes and catching hoes.

[F]

It's the difference. It's a big difference.

[B]

Yeah, everybody's chasing hoes. We gots to be. It's like fishing. Catching or fishing. I'm gonna be catching. So what are you. What are you up to today?

[F]

And I'm going around Texas. They. Graham. Cleveland.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

Wichita Falls.

[B]

Oh, wow. You got people everywhere.

[F]

Everywhere. And I cheated myself today. I guess I gotta go to Wichita Falls.

[B]

So we've got another guy up in Pennsylvania. Mannheim. Yeah, that's our. Over at our other office up there. You haven't met him yet, but he's going to be doing the same thing for the East Coast. Is dispatching all the drivers through D.C. baltimore, Philly, New York. We've already got the setup. It's that. It's with Bob. Okay. Picking up all these cars. So we're adding the east coast is what I'm trying to tell you.

[C]

Who are you screaming at the parking lot about 20 minutes ago? Uncle Roy. He's screaming when I pulled in.

[B]

Well, that's like me when I pulled in. Yeah, he got me yelling when I came in. That's why I was yelling, because he got me fired up. I do what he does.

[F]

You had to do the get him off.

[B]

You move, I move. Do what?

[F]

They got one problem. They want to tell me what they going to do. You ain't going to tell me what they going to do. You going to do what I say do.

[C]

Yeah, that's exactly. He was doing that exact same thing, except much louder.

[B]

Did. Did you run anybody off?

[C]

Louder.

[F]

No. Yeah, I Gave somebody a day off yesterday.

[B]

Gave him the day off? Yeah, yeah.

[F]

He said, I'm taking Thursday. I said, okay, and I'm going to give you Friday.

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You know, so that's what I did.

[B]

So who were you yelling at downstairs? What was the situation? What. What were they?

[F]

Nobody want to drive to Lincoln.

[B]

Really? Yeah. The 1977 Long Body Land yacht Lincoln that I brought here for DJ Pre K to take a picture for his new drop tape.

[F]

Nobody want to drive it, man. The heater don't work.

[E]

So.

[B]

That'S what you're yelling. Everybody could fit in that damn link.

[E]

Everybody.

[B]

That's the biggest car ever. Pre K. Have you driven the Lincoln?

[G]

I have not driven the Lincoln. I've definitely gone out there taking a look and took us to pictures with it though.

[B]

I don't. Somebody needs to drive it around the block, make sure it's good to make it to Dallas.

[F]

Oh, we drove from Dallas to here.

[B]

Really? It's good. Really? Yeah. I hate to sell that thing at the auction. I think we should do something special with it. Do you live in the ghetto or in the good side of town?

[F]

Oh, me?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

You know I don't live in the ghetto. You know, I don't live in the hood no more.

[B]

Where you live?

[F]

They don't allow me in the hood no more.

[B]

Do you think. Where should we put that car with a for sale sign on it? We never do that. But that's the car, man. That's the one. Dj, you got the picture of that car up on our website, on our Facebook page.

[G]

For sure I can get it up there.

[B]

Please put it up and see. Everybody knows what we're talking about. John Clay Wolf show on Facebook.

[F]

You put it in the hood with a for sale sign on it, you might get it sold. You don't get no money for it.

[D]

Make it stolen, huh?

[F]

You can hide the water up and easy. Oh, yeah, real easy.

[B]

It'll hop.

[E]

Yep.

[B]

It's like, start the tractor.

[F]

Yep.

[C]

Hey, why don't we not broadcast that?

[B]

Where is the car right now?

[F]

Going back to Dallas. I got word to take it back to Dallas.

[B]

You did? Is it already on its way or is it downstairs? Boy, it ain't gonna bring nothing at the auction. I think. I think I gave 800 for it. I think it looks like a $2,500 rig. Yeah. Yeah. You'll get 2500. I think you should take it. Is there. Is there a ghetto placement we could put it.

[F]

You don't want to do that.

[B]

Well, it's gonna get stolen.

[F]

You don't want to do that.

[B]

Why, you think it's gonna get ripped?

[F]

Yeah, it's gonna get. It'd probably be there an hour and a half after dark.

[B]

DC's got some pretty good parts of town that. That'll be safe to be in.

[D]

Yeah. Let's drive it all the way up there.

[E]

Right.

[B]

If you were gonna.

[F]

It'll make it.

[B]

Hit it.

[F]

Really?

[B]

1977 Continental. Yeah, it rolls.

[F]

It's a long car because I followed it from Dallas. It rolls.

[D]

I wonder if we could use it for that Cannonball Run that happens in March.

[B]

See, I. Austin to Vegas. Yeah, I mean, that's why I bought the car. I knew there was something we needed to do with it. Everybody's on my ass yesterday. Said, what are we gonna do with. The second pup? Is pulling up parking lot spots. And I was like, well, we could do a theme.

[D]

Because everything about that Cannonball Run is about a theme. 77. I'm sure we can come up with something. It's an easy, easy thing to do.

[B]

If it brings fifteen hundred dollars at the sale on Wednesday, I'll sell it. If it doesn't, I won't. Because we got it detailed for 100. Got that. It had that light surface rest. It's a Jack Nicholson edition. Anyway, so when you were hollering at your guy downstairs, what do you think about the HR ramifications on that?

[F]

What is h.

[B]

Human Resources okay about that? But it's. It's like employee rights. See?

[F]

See, like I didn't know about it. They don't know about it either.

[D]

What is hr?

[B]

I don't know nothing about that. Do you ever have to get. Do you ever have to grab anybody? No, no, I ain't going that far. You just holler so loud.

[F]

I got fear in all of them hot. Oh, I had to beg. I had to make somebody go to Wichita forward, but nobody wanted.

[C]

I was half parking lot away and I was afraid.

[B]

How old are you?

[F]

66 it.

[B]

We're gonna. Don't. Don't stroke out. Yelling.

[F]

Good man. I'm good.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I'm good.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. You can call in and give. We'll buy your car. Give me your model, year, make, model miles. Year, make, model, miles of average, rough or clean? Average, rough or clean or. Just go to givemetheven.com we're talking to Uncle Roy. He is the director of. Not human resources, no, but transportation for the Dallas Fort Worth region. And he's been at this For a while. He knows, you know, working people is a special art. Roy. Working working people. Not. Not working man. Working people. Getting people to work is a special art. Oh, yeah, and you're not. You're an artist.

[F]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[B]

You lead with fear, right? Yeah.

[F]

Yeah. You got to, you know, you know, they. They get you in a bind. Like he thought I had me in a bind. And, you know, you do what you want to do. I don't care, you know.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[F]

I'll pick up the slack, you know, I know, I know somebody can drive a car. Who you gonna get? Me. I can drive it, you know, and I ain't got no problem with it.

[B]

All right, well, have a good day and keep us posted on how everything's rolling out. I appreciate your time.

[F]

We'll do it.

[B]

If you need me to talk to anybody, just. Just grab me during a commercial break and I'll straighten them out with you.

[F]

I'll do it.

[B]

I'm kidding. All the GMTV drivers. We love you guys. Rick in Houston, strip club down in New Orleans, McCormick up in D.C. and all the crew. There's a lot of people that make this thing work. Put them on Free K. Good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Tell him he needs to get with Granado on that Lincoln. He's such a golf nerd, he'd be all over that thing.

[B]

Okay, I didn't realize that. Actually, that's not a bad idea. We don't. We don't need to just piss. We don't just need to just give this thing away. We need to do something with it. Yeah, right on 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

I think the Cannonball runs a great idea. The website, by the way, in case you want. You're wondering what we're talking about. It's foolsroll.com and this is a. The car can cost no more than $2,000 and it's from Austin to Vegas. And whoever makes it wins.

[B]

Who can we dress up as? Because you have to be a.

[C]

How many of us are going to be four?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

How about the 18 J.D.

[C]

What?

[D]

Think of movies that have a 77.

[C]

Which movies have a Barney Miller?

[B]

Barney Miller? You know, we could.

[D]

If it's the Jack Nicholas edition. Why don't we just drop. Dress like a golfer in the 70s.

[C]

You know, get out and stop lights and beat them in front of other people's cars?

[B]

We'll figure it out. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio.

[H]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com we gotta.

[B]

Do a bit called Bobbo's Insecurities.

[A]

How's that?

[C]

See.

[H]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio. Now John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Kid brings edible pot to elementary school story.

[C]

Yes, the mother actually of a nine year old boy was arrested. Of course she was. After he brought marijuana gummies to a Cleveland elementary school which ended up with 14 children becoming ill. Nine were transported to the hospital. The boy who brought the gummies was the only one who tested positive. However, for THC so far, Jasmine Washington is the mother and of one of the affected child. We had the audio from her as.

[B]

A parent, something like that, that's serious to me because I don't smoke, I don't do any of those type of things around my children. And for her to get a hold of something like that, as far as candy go as a kid and that young, you know. Oh, okay. Well, my friend gave me some candy so it's okay for me to eat it. You know, they don't know what's really going on or what type of candy it eats. Edibles, marijuana, guns, those type of things need to be locked up and put up where children cannot get a hold of it to harm another child. What do you think? What do you think, dj Man?

[G]

You know, ain't nothing wrong with a couple little kids eating little gum. Ain't gonna hurt nobody.

[C]

There's plenty wrong with.

[G]

It's gonna have a good time, eat hella pudding and their children watch Rugrats.

[B]

Do you eat marijuana food.

[G]

Man? I, I've been known to partake in a little, little would you things.

[B]

What, what do you. Because you're all ghetto and fubu. What, what do you roll? How do you get your roll on? How do you get your buzz?

[G]

Oh, it's all blunts, baby. Straight bluntage, you know what I'm saying? Get that swisher sweet, split it down the middle, get that tobacco out. Then you fill it up nice and you know, to the brim. Lick it, light it, smoke that thing, baby.

[B]

Now do you have the little white mouthpiece on the swishers or do you do the other stuff?

[G]

Oh, no, it's, it's straight swisher, man. It's, it's all, it's all natural.

[B]

So do you dip it in a sauce?

[G]

Sauce?

[C]

What sauce?

[B]

He can tell you what sauce, man.

[G]

You could dip a blunt in a myriad of things, man. You could dip it in some wax, you know, you could get the wax and then put a little Bit of a Keef on top of the wax.

[C]

What's Keef?

[G]

Keef is. Is like, you know, whenever you grind up the weed in the grinder and it has a little dust left over. Keef is marijuana dust, pretty much. It's like pure thc.

[B]

Really?

[G]

Yeah. And then you can sprinkle that on top or if you want to, you know, get real slizzard, you know, you can put some lean.

[B]

Lean. That's what I was waiting for. Yeah, tell them, dj.

[C]

What's lean?

[G]

Lean is that purple drink, baby.

[B]

That promethazine. Your waistline. I can tell you that. To the left, it's purple drink. Like what, slice what, what, what style?

[G]

Like.

[B]

Yeah, right. So when DJ goes out, he takes a swisher. Sweet. He cuts it in half. He takes all the tobacco out, he loads it with marijuana, and then he seals it up and he puts wax on the top and he starts making this confectionary deal with dust and lean and what else?

[G]

Dust, lean, wax. You know, you. You can really get creative with it, man. You know what I mean?

[B]

Do you ever smoke the gummy bears?

[G]

I ain't that adventurous, man.

[D]

You can't do that. There's impossible.

[B]

You can do anything. Anything's possible, son. Anything. 800-800-7234. Straight out of Azel, everybody. The hard ghettos of Azel, Texas. DJ Prek. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If you want to sell your car, I need year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean, and it'll go straight to us. Or just go to Giveme the vi. Give me the vin dot com. Hey, guy that was heading to Carmax from Maryland or wherever this morning with the Audi. Make sure you call back in after you get your bid, because I think I hit him at 20 or 22. I want to hear back from him.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

Would President Trump let Barron play football?

[C]

In the CBS News interview broadcast right before the Super Bowl, President Trump was asked if he would allow his son Barron to play. Given the risks of football. It's a very good question. If he wanted to, yes.

[B]

Would I steer him that way? No, I wouldn't.

[E]

Why?

[B]

I wouldn't. I just don't like the reports that I see coming out having to do with football. I mean, it's a dangerous place sport. I thought the equipment would get better, and it has. The helmets have gotten far better, but it hasn't solved the problem. You know, I. I hate to say it because I love to watch football. I think the NFL is a Great product. But I really think that as far as my. Well, I've heard NFL players saying they wouldn't let their sons play football. So it's not totally unique, but I, I would have. He's talking in circles. What did he say?

[D]

They said yes and no.

[C]

Yes and no. What are you gonna say as a president? You're gonna make somebody mad?

[B]

He said yes, he can play or no, he can.

[C]

Yes, I'd let him, but no, I don't think it's a good idea.

[A]

Which is, yes, I'll let him, but I'm not gonna steer him that way.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Okay. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello, you're on the air.

[F]

2013 FJ Cruiser.

[B]

Okay. Is it two wheel drive or four.

[F]

Or four wheel drive? TRD Pro Rail Team Edition.

[B]

What team? Seal Team.

[F]

Trail Team.

[B]

Trail. Trail. Got it. What color the men?

[F]

Gray.

[B]

Is it leather? Cloth?

[F]

They're all cloth. Like the neoprene.

[B]

Okay. They're not all cloth. That's fine. Maybe the trail teams are seal team six. How many miles?

[F]

80.

[B]

80. Is it lifted? Is it stock? Does it have a rack on the top?

[F]

8? 80,000. It's got a rack. It's got brush guard on the front, ladder on the back.

[B]

Does it have a winch?

[F]

No.

[B]

Does it come with an attractive woman?

[C]

Depends on your number.

[B]

For a price. I, I figured such. When you send your pictures over, send pictures of the woman, too. If you want more money than we offer you on the radio, we do negotiate.

[C]

Yes, apparently.

[B]

How much for the women? How much for the children? 25 grand.

[F]

25?

[B]

Yep. Where is it?

[F]

It's in Houston. Good number.

[B]

I'll, I, I, I've got an office in Houston off Westfield Road. Check printer right there. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[F]

Or it could be titled.

[B]

No. Me, I know. We'll handle the payoff. I just didn't know if you have a title in hand, then we can bust the check for the full amount and just swap it out with you this afternoon. Right there. If you want to do it anyway, load it up into givemetheven.com givemetheven.com if for some reason my computer says a lower figure than that, say, John hit me at 25 grand on the air.

[F]

All right.

[B]

I want to buy it. I want to buy it. Am I going to buy it?

[F]

Let me. I got to work on it. Today is not a good day, but yeah.

[B]

Let's go.

[C]

Let's do it.

[B]

J.D. yes. A crush on Olivia Newton John. Last night I Fell asleep looking at pictures of Olivia Newton John. Isn't that weird?

[C]

Yes. How'd you know that? That's one of the first concerts I went to.

[E]

And I loved her.

[C]

I was so in love with her.

[B]

What a piece that was with the Australian accent.

[C]

Have you never been?

[B]

I mean, she makes Taylor Swift looks stupid skinny.

[C]

Yes, of course.

[B]

I. Would you rather if you. If you had a chance to performicate with Taylor Swift or Olivia Newton John at the same age as. Which one would you pick?

[C]

Oh, Olivia Newton John. No question.

[B]

Bobo is who I was talking to. Which one would you pick? Bobbo.

[C]

I didn't hear that part.

[B]

Babo. Hi, Bobo.

[A]

Now that I've seen her on roller skates. Olivia. Definitely.

[B]

All right, we'll be right back.

[H]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

So, baba, you called our. Our engineer out on the west coast, old Tree. Why did you call him this morning?

[A]

Good morning, Tree. I was just. Just looking at a technical faux pas they've had out there for a while.

[B]

In Vegas or San Diego.

[A]

Yeah, Just checking on the guy and what he said. He said. Well, it's not on yet. It's only 6:45 here in Vegas.

[B]

Is he in Vegas or California?

[F]

Vegas.

[C]

So you woke him up?

[A]

No, he never sleeps.

[C]

He never sleeps.

[A]

Tree never sleeps.

[C]

Not with you.

[B]

A guy named Tree? That's amazing. I told you about my friends named Cedar and Cactus.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I wonder if this guy's related.

[A]

Oh, he loves that man.

[B]

James. A POS 2000 Silverado with a 180 on it. Two wheel drive. Is it? It's an extended cam.

[F]

Hello?

[B]

Is it an extended cab? Is your truck an extended cab? Is your truck an extended cab? If y' all are laughing over him, I can't hear him. James, God damn it. Is your truck an extended cab?

[F]

I'm not. I'm not understanding.

[B]

All right. Piece of.

[C]

As well as a hearing aid.

[B]

Mike, can you loan James a hearing aid? Can you loan James a hearing aid? Huh? Okay. What?

[C]

What?

[F]

My battery must be low.

[D]

He's on douche tooth.

[B]

Hey. What have you got to say?

[F]

I just wanted to call in and say that a lot of these people that are claiming that their kids are getting sick over these gummy bears is pretty far fetched.

[B]

Okay?

[F]

I mean, unless the kid eats a pound of candy, then it doesn't matter what candy it is. It's going to make him sick. But a few gummy bears is not going to make them get sick. What happening is. And unfortunately, I know this firsthand. These people, meaning the parents, are what I call like ambulance chasers or lawyer chasers.

[B]

Oh, God. Hey, send that in an email form.

[C]

So to our HR department.

[B]

Uncle Roy. Uncle [e-mail].

[C]

That'S exactly right.

[D]

They're not getting sick. Meaning they're getting high. That's what everybody's saying, sick. Because they don't know what. They don't know what high is.

[B]

So they're sick.

[C]

When a 4 or 5 year old has a gummy with THC and it gets ill. Yes.

[B]

When we moved. Oh, speaking of big candy. When we moved into. We haven't moved. We bought this other house that we're moving into. Maddox said, I can't wait for Halloween. Like, why, this is the kind of neighborhood that's got full size candy bars. Yeah, buddy. Ronnie, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Morning.

[B]

Hey, where you calling from?

[F]

Chambersburg, Pennsylvania.

[B]

Where the hell's that?

[F]

How far is it from Manheim, Maryland?

[B]

How far is it from Mannheim or Lancaster?

[F]

About an hour.

[B]

Okay. That's where our office is, is right across the street from the Mannheim Auto auction up there in Manheim. Okay. So you've got 04 ram half ton with a buck 70 on it, two wheel drive. So in your region, obviously rust is a problem. So tell me about the rust.

[F]

Step one, no rust at all.

[B]

No rust at all, says Ronnie in Chambersburg, Pennsylvania. Okay.

[F]

Very, very clean inside and out.

[B]

Does it have 20. 20 inch wheels or the 18s?

[F]

20 inch.

[B]

Which size engine? The small. Small eight.

[E]

Big eight.

[B]

Okay. 183 grand. 3 grand. 3 grand with 173 grand. 3500. 3 grand is probably enough. 3500 is fine if it's nice.

[F]

35.

[B]

Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. You can put in your license plate and my system will decode your license plate and grab the VIN for me. And then it reflects it against our computer and it builds the car. You put the miles in and it'll give you. You've already got your bid for me on the. On the air. But for anybody else listening, they'll give you a bid instantaneously. And the form is like your name, your cell phone, your email address, your VIN number, and your miles. Click, go, boom.

[D]

Takes like a minute.

[B]

It's like, get you some. It's quick. It's not a bunch of.

[F]

Wait a minute, brother.

[C]

Let me.

[F]

Let me write this down, man.

[B]

All right, all right, all right, all right. Because what I wanted to do is build a business that does what it says it'll do when it says it'll do it. Because everybody in the car business is a bunch of damn liars. Have you ever experienced that, Ronnie, in Chambersburg?

[E]

What?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah, right. And I have, too. I've been doing this for a long time. I was a wholesale car dealer for 25 years. Still am. And everybody is so full of it. And they lie so bad. They get the deal, the customers into the dealerships to buy them, to sell them, to change the oil to anything. Just lie. I said it. Y' all don't want me to be the keynote speaker at the NAD conference. They asked me if I go to NADA this year. I said, you don't want me to talk. Oh, that would be so great. Everybody in this room's a bunch of goddamn liars.

[C]

Oh, here we go.

[B]

Excuse me. Jesus Christ. I didn't mean to cuss like. Like that or hold your name in vain, because I don't feel that way.

[C]

But.

[B]

But they lie so much. And if you look at our reviews at Give me the vin, they're all over the. Can't believe it. Somebody did what they said they were going to do when they said they're going to do it. Well, we say 10 grand, we'll give 10 grand. Just don't lie to me. I won't lie to you. And we do it fast. And I mean $100,000 cars, no problem. $200,000 Rolls Royce, no problem. $300,000 Lamborghini, no problem. From. From zero. From this piece of junk to 300 grand. And we. We. We cash on the barrel head. Bring a check, bam, Give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com Ronnie. VIN. Give me the VIN.

[F]

Got that?

[B]

All right, thanks. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800. Did I just do a testimonial for myself?

[C]

Yes, you did.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Salute you.

[B]

That's like a business masturbation.

[C]

I want to hear you speak at the nada.

[B]

Bunch of lion bastards.

[C]

Good evening.

[B]

Good morning. San Diego yourself.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, John Clay Wolf. Bring him up here. You are a bunch of lion mothers.

[B]

Our San Diego affiliate hates us anyway. Oh, they really do. Why? Because they're. They're squeaky little Californians. San Diego, they be hip.

[D]

And other stations. California, they're not.

[B]

They're awesome. Bakersfield's awesome. Tula is awesome. San Diego, San Diego, they're just. They. They just want to be offended. It's that same I want to be offended deal. Now Used to be a song in the 80s called I Want to Be a Cowboy Bob. Oh, you need to remake that as I want to be offended. Because that's. They just want to be offended.

[D]

So you think the folks in Virginia and Maryland are going to be offended by us?

[B]

No, some of the Democrats will. So go ahead and get ready for that. Put your offended hat on. Big Pelosi supporters, I'm sure.

[D]

Democrat. I'm not offended.

[B]

Yeah, but you've been around so much that you're. You're.

[D]

It's called being smart. Knowing what's comedy.

[C]

You know, speaking of the I want to be offended group, did you see what Gucci did this week? And I think it's brilliant marketing. Gucci has now apologized for a wool sweater that resembled a black face. It's a. Basically using turtlenecks, right. That pull up over your nose. That's what this does. Except the mouth part is red. So it kind of. If you really kind of looked at. You may go, maybe the turtleneck black wool sweater covers the nose and includes. Includes a red cut out for the mouth. It was ridiculed on social media. So Gucci pulled it and apologized. I think they did this on purpose. I think they put that out there. Who else would even know Gucci sells this junk if they didn't do this? And it's been on every news channel and it's been all over Facebook. Brilliant. Gucci. Hats off to you. My. My. My sweater's off to you.

[A]

That's so ironic. I'm sitting here wishing I hadn't. I didn't. I hadn't learned that they were making that thing.

[C]

Why? What?

[A]

It's a turtleneck.

[C]

It's just a turtleneck that you pull. That you pull up over your nose.

[B]

Like the black face thing is really a problem.

[C]

Like you're skiing. Okay. Like the ski masks, except the mouth part has a little red circle.

[B]

It's got lips like the Rolling Stones.

[C]

That's the whole thing. That's the whole. That's the problem. So they.

[B]

What if black people dressed in black face. Oh, no. Did you just dump me, Turley? No. Oh, my God. I was getting ready to be very offended.

[D]

Oh, no, no, that's not.

[B]

Dumped me earlier for comparing Tom Brady to Mr. Head. Yes, but the way a horsey kind of way. Yeah, I mean, you literally said it. No, I may not be hung like Caitlyn Jenner.

[C]

You're calming down now that you had some coffee. I'm glad somebody brought you a coffee I needed.

[B]

Well, Uncle Roy helped me out. Because DJ Preki let me down.

[G]

Yeah, man, there's like 50 white cats working. I could grab you some coffee, but you asked the white black guy. And when I can't, do you ask the black guy? Man, what's up?

[A]

Who brings my coffee? Here we go. Charlie, who brings your coffee?

[G]

Me.

[A]

How old are you, Uncle.

[B]

Uncle Roy? I'm 41.

[A]

Can't get your own coffee?

[B]

Not when you're running late.

[A]

Why are you running late?

[C]

Here we go.

[A]

What's going on?

[B]

Because I had to give my old lady around. Around the room this morning before I came to work.

[C]

That's more important than your job?

[B]

No, I just had. I. If you manage your time correctly, you can get both off.

[C]

Apparently you're not doing it.

[B]

Whatever. Yeah, so I walked in here at like 10 seconds after you started. I didn't have time to stop. Coffee. Ask Pre K to give me some coffee. He doesn't respond. Uncle Roy comes right through. I don't know, Bob. You got a problem with me?

[A]

I don't feel like I got a problem.

[B]

If you got a problem, you just let me know. I mean, is it not okay for me to ask somebody that you know salary to get me a coffee?

[A]

What are we talking about?

[B]

We're talking about coffee and blackface.

[C]

Pre K is the one that brought it up that you did ask a white black guy. Oh, and then you immediately went to a black guy.

[A]

It's just so easy. We got a pot going upstairs, we got a pot going downstairs.

[B]

But your pot upstairs sucks. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? It's you.

[A]

He ain't gonna tell you.

[B]

Hey, hey. I'm on the air with you. Okay.

[A]

Is that a What?

[F]

Good calling about the. Give me the vintage.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're on the air.

[F]

Okay. I got a 2003 Chevy Trailblazer has 180,000 on it.

[B]

Okay. Do you stutter like Mel Tillis?

[I]

I got your it.

[B]

Okay, I picked up on that click.

[C]

He didn't.

[B]

So what does. Do you ever burst out in curse words? Because I need to be prepared. Because we're on FCC regulated airways.

[F]

No, I don't.

[B]

All right, so you don't have the Fun Tourette's. What? One more time. What have you got?

[I]

The 2000?

[F]

2003 Chevy Trailblazer with 180. Yeah.

[B]

500 car. It's worth nothing. Throw it in the trash can. Give it to somebody. I'll give you 500 for it. Tony, got transmissions issues on a 14 to 18 GMC Sierra or you're asking me if they have them.

[F]

I am asking you if you've heard about them. I mean I've read some and seen some YouTube videos about people having issues with the eight speed specifically more so than a six speed transmission. So I'll just.

[B]

I have not seen that. And we obviously get a lot of cars with high miles. And what you see in the what how we remarket them through the auction is that they get arbitrated when they're transmission issues. And I would start seeing them pop. Meaning cars get bought back and unwound because of that. So I have not. I've not seen a trend of new body style, Chevy platform, GM platform trucks. Half tons. Is it a half ton or a three, four?

[F]

Half ton.

[B]

I haven't seen it.

[F]

Okay, thanks.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Huh. I'm reading something here that I can't really talk. I can't talk about on the air. Julian Edelman has a message for haters real quick. What's he do? He's hates.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Does he hate Tom Brady? I hope because I hate Tom Brady. I have a message for haters. Let's all get together and hate Tom Brady. My name is John Clay Wolf and I Buy Cars Radio. Be right back.

[H]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

According to newspaper survey, one in 14 say they use marijuana at least once in the past year.

[H]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1-800-800-radio.

[B]

While the other 3 and 14s no one narc when they see one.

[H]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Where'S my Saturday Night Live intro?

[A]

We opened the 7am hour with a. Oh, you saw the. You saw the list I sent you yesterday, right?

[B]

So you made an executive decision to change all that.

[A]

You saw the list I sent you yesterday, right?

[B]

The song list?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You emailed it back and said great.

[B]

Oh, I saw the songs. I didn't see that. You changed everything, the whole setup.

[A]

Yeah, I even put times above each set of three songs and everything. You couldn't miss it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You all right, man?

[B]

No, I'm fine. I'm real busy during the day because we have about 500 cars a week moving through here and 100 employees. A lot of things going on, you know. HR issues from Uncle Roy.

[A]

Now it's bringing up. I was actually going to ask you.

[B]

We have about 20 affiliates that join at 20 at 9 o' clock and I'd like not to change everything that we've done because we added one station on The east coast. This is an idea. It's a big station and we're happy to be here. Wbig so big. So we had, we had a guy from. Uncle Norman, you there. Puerto Rican Norm? Yes, good morning guys. We had to call us from Pennsylvania, your home state, a minute ago. Oh really? That's good. Every greetings for everybody down there in Lancaster, Mount Joy, Reading. Well now I don't think the station goes up to Reading. It's a, it's a D.C. station D.C. baltimore. So the bottom, the southern tip, I guess of P.A. i don't know, that was Mechanicsburg or something Berg.

[F]

Yeah, Mechanicsburg, Seamusburg.

[C]

I don't hear the Pennsylvania accent, I just don't.

[B]

Well, what are you gonna be? I am a Puerto Rican anyway, I get from the east coast, the other ones go to the south, you know but I had to go to the east and, and, and what's weird is he hates Mexicans. Isn't that odd?

[C]

Oh my God.

[E]

What?

[B]

We just got a misunderstanding. What happened? My name's John Clay Wolfe, this is the John Clay Wolfe show and we have Uncle Norman, our lead chief mechanic and bottle washer, forgive me the vin and he has an accent like that, speaks Latin and he's got, he's got arrogance against Mexicans.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Where does that come from? How do you. How can a guy that sounds like you talk s about Mexicans? Well, sometimes it is just. I don't get any issues with them. But they use a word, it has a different meaning for the Puerto Rican. Believe it or not, there is words in Spanish that has different meanings for different kind of people so they got a word that they use a lot to between them but if you just use that word back in Puerto Rico to anybody. So that's why you don't like Mexicans but you've told me you think Mexicans are lazy and they think they're all this and Puerto Rico's the deal and they're better at soccer and all this, you know, the girls are ugly and Puerto Rican girls are good looking. You've said a lot of things. No, no, no. The only thing that I can tell you about Puerto Ricans, they're good boxers so that's why you don't talk too much stuff about them Anyway, boxers. So your brother in law in the next year, is he Mexican or Puerto Rican? I can't tell the difference. My brother in law is a Puerto Rican and he's a hell of a good boxer too. Yeah, we take pride. Do you have any gloves? I mean we could box during the break. That'd be fun. Oh, that's okay. We. We kind of spot it out and drink. Couple beers. That's the best thing. Play, get high and fight. Yeah, the Puerto Rican way. Ricky And Splendora, Texas, good morning. Daniel there. Ricky, you there?

[F]

Yeah. Hey, what's going on, brother?

[B]

Not much. What you got?

[F]

Hey, man, I just wanted to let y' all know it's about a month.

[B]

And a half ago.

[F]

I wanted to sell y' all my 2010 Dodge TRX4. Had125,000 miles on it. Brother, I work nights. I woke up one morning in my underwear. Went to givemetheben.com. y' all reached out to me New Year's Eve days. Two days later, y' all come, picked it up with a check in hand. Easiest thing I've ever done.

[B]

Was it a good looking gal that came, picked it up, or an old gray, black fellow named Uncle Roy?

[F]

It was a two older gentleman. One of them. One of his name was Lee. And I forget the other guy's name, but, man, they were great.

[B]

Houston. Houston. That's our Houston crew. Thank you, Rick. Thanks for calling. What a problem. What station you listen to us on? 94.

[F]

5 the buzz here in Houston. I'm at A Splendor, Texas.

[B]

The buzzard. The buzzer. Buzzer. Tom and Maryland, good morning.

[F]

Hey, good morning, fellas. How you doing?

[B]

11 ram, half ton of buck, 44 wheel drive. Crew cab. Is it leather or cloth?

[F]

Cloth.

[B]

Cloth. Cloth. Is it SLT or St.

[F]

SLT? Bighorn package.

[B]

Does 10 grand put it to sleep.

[F]

I'm sorry, say again?

[B]

Does $10,000 put it down? I might give it.

[F]

I might give it.

[B]

You go ask your wife if she'll take it, and I'll go ask my wife and we'll pay it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Mark, New Orleans, Louisiana. Good morning.

[F]

Hey, how's it going?

[B]

Good, good. Oh, three Harley truck with a $28 on the miles average. Rough or clean. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is our calling number if you want to do this. 800-800-Radio. Very clean. 03 Harley truck, crew cab. Leather last year of that ugly body style with 128,000 miles on it. Very clean.

[G]

Clean.

[B]

I don't know, man. Six grand ought to put her. Ought to? Ought to put her down.

[F]

No way.

[B]

What's it take?

[F]

What's that?

[B]

What's it take to buy it?

[F]

At least 10.

[B]

Let me hang on, Turley.

[E]

Whoa.

[B]

Whoa. Maybe, maybe, maybe. Go to. Give me. Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. I hear you. Go to give me the VIN.com. load it up. License plater. VIN number. Let's see some pictures. Show me some side boobs. Show me. Make me fall in love with her. Okay. Send me some nudes. Send me some nudes. Send me some nudes. Darwin 14 vet Z51 vert with 15,000 miles. What color?

[F]

Cyber gray.

[B]

Cyber gray. Why is it not just gray? Why is it Cyber Gray?

[F]

Oh, that's. That's tight. That's the name on it.

[B]

Should I pay more? Because it's Cyber Gray and not just, you know, Jackass gray.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Automatic or stick. You know, like an old mule, seven speed. So is it a stick or an automatic? Stick shift. Vertical convertibles and sticks don't go well together. Why? Because people buy them for their mistresses. Do you have a mistress? Huh? Right. So you don't get laid much. So you drive a. You drive this car yourself to get your aggression out. And if you did, if you had a gal on the side, a side piece, you would have a automatic because you'd be able to put her in it. So. So that, that affects the market more than Cyber Gray does. Sex makes the world go round. And you shouldn't have bought a convertible in a stick. In a stick. I'm just telling you. Same thing with Porsches. Go with automatics in your convertible so your women can drive them and it all. Everybody's happier. So is it a Z51, 1 LT, 2 LT or 3 LT 3 LT? And it's got a 15,000 miles? I don't know. It's a stick, damn it. Ah, it's a stick. So. So, so, so, so. Yeah. I don't know. Go, go to get. Go to givemethevin.com and load it up. I'm thinking I'm gonna give you a ballpark real quick. Mid to upper 30s. You made to upper 30s? Alright, one more real quick. Santa Ana 06 Ram. Half ton, 220,000 miles. Mega cab SLT lifted four wheel drive. Is it leather? Cloth, John, cloth. Average rough or clean? Average five grand. Six grand. Five to six grand with 220,000 miles on it. Maybe seven.

[F]

All right.

[B]

Thank you. Yeah. Okay. And anybody that wants to do that, just go to givemetheven.com that's our website. Our computer system will bid it for you automatically. If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. Turley, we have a Alert online on. I got an email. Mr. Wolf quoted me 15,5 for my vehicle this morning on the radio. Carmax already bought it for 16 grand. How can I get my hundred dollars? Okay, well, I appreciate you bringing that up, Tim. So let me, let me in the FAQ [e-mail] the first thing that we talk about is that here's what I'm paying 100 for. I'm, I'm buying your. I'm, I'm paying 100 for last look. I'm paying, I'm buying an option, if you will, you Wall street guys. I'm buying an option. I'm giving a hundred dollars for an option to have the last look to buy the transaction. If you don't say Carmax is 16 grand, can you beat it? Can you beat it? If you don't do that, you don't get 100 from me.

[A]

No.

[B]

And calling into the radio and I hit you real quick at 15, 500. Think about how quick I did that and how much time you wasted going to carmax jacking around for two hours where I could have, you know, I'm not looking at it, I'm not sniffing the seats in it. I'm just, I'm just ballparking. And then we get to the, when you send us the pictures and I see the car, I mean I, I can come up, I can move. You know that commercial, do you have that commercial that I've been running? My old man told me, son, get you a woman that's flexible with a good attitude. You know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So, so I built a company around that. And we are very flexible and have a good attitude.

[D]

We're not a computer like just a computer like all these other copycats that are out there right now. There's not a real voice behind those.

[B]

Well, you know all the, all these dot com companies, I call them beanbaggers.

[C]

Why?

[B]

Because they lay around in beanbags at the office and they eat salad and fruit.

[C]

Right, I get it. Right.

[B]

We're not beanbaggers. We are a dot com and we, we are all online and we do deliver and do it all digitally. But like when we slop for lunch, you know the dot coms like Google and all those other places, they have all this fancy food and fruit. We've chicken fried steak, baby, and we do. Did you see this, did you see this chow line the other day? I mean it looked like a wedding. It looked like A Greek wedding reception just lined up. Lined up for fried catfish, fried chicken, and chicken fried steak. Damn it.

[D]

The only thing we weren't doing is breaking plates.

[B]

Big fat Ed. Big, Big. He's Puerto Rican, too. He's not really fat.

[C]

Show us your CarMax offer.

[B]

But he. He's from Brooklyn and he orders the food.

[C]

Yes, he does.

[B]

He gets excited. Oh, three ram. Half ton. Cheryl, we. Cheryl, will you just go to the website and load this one up for me?

[I]

Pardon?

[B]

Can you just go to the website and load this one up for me? Oh, three half ton. Hemi. I'm thinking four grand, but I need to see it.

[I]

Okay.

[B]

What were you saying?

[D]

Just the CarMax offer, that's what.

[C]

Hey, you need to show it to us so we can beat him. Don't go.

[B]

Show me some news.

[C]

Don't go there and they come asking.

[B]

Don't send out nudes. Send us your CarMax offer so we can pay you for your pictures.

[A]

I got a theory about that. Do you think maybe there's something about guys named Tim?

[B]

I know you got that guy that. That. Back when you were a dj, he was partners with a guy on a morning show, and there was a fellow named Tim that was undercutting him, and he was acting as a listener of their show. Okay. And sending in emails to the station. That's not random at all as how bad we. But. But from a. From a flower shop.

[A]

I get it.

[B]

And how bad that Bobo and Tim's show is bad. And that Bobbo should talk less and Tim should talk more. And they tracked it back. The IT guy didn't. This is like back in 97, when it was easy with the IP.

[A]

I'll never forget when my engineer came and said, well, those are coming from that. That email station that. That PC right across the hall.

[C]

It's like the movie. He's. It's like the movie. He's inside the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it was. They were all timestamped at times when we were. Commercial break.

[D]

Oh, my God. That guy hated you.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony Romo remarks on an unremarkable Super Bowl. What about his dad?

[D]

Oh, we can have him on next. Yeah.

[B]

All right. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the air. Good morning, dc, Baltimore, Vegas, Dallas, Houston. New and everywhere in between. Be right back.

[H]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show column, toll free, 1, 800, 800 radio. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

This journey. This is Steve Perry, not the little.

[C]

Vietnamese guy from YouTube it's not Vietnamese.

[A]

Lay ocean.

[B]

What is he, Peruvian? No, he's not Mexican. He's damn sure in Puerto Rican.

[C]

Filipino.

[B]

What's the difference? Oh, God.

[C]

What's the difference?

[A]

Here we go.

[C]

I don't know. Different countries, different part of the world.

[B]

They all speak Mexican.

[C]

It's like earlier when you were. No, they don't.

[G]

Spanish.

[B]

Spanish. Mexicans are crying out loud. You speak Mexican, don't you? We speak Spanish. Spanish. You got it all confused. All of that. I'm disappointed that we lost. Can you start the song over? Dude, that song kicks ass. I was excited about listening to it. Hey, J.D. john, I can do it.

[C]

Yes, mister.

[B]

Tell me about the Friar Festival and the gay guy.

[C]

The Friar Festival.

[D]

Fire. Not fry.

[C]

Fire. Festival. And the gay guy or Bobbo. Yeah, Bobbo.

[D]

You gotta set it up.

[A]

I can't believe. Okay, this. This guy. Billy. What's his name?

[E]

Billy.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

And Ja rule.

[B]

The funny part is, it's true.

[A]

Got together and. And frauded about 50,000 people out of hundreds of thousands.

[B]

Give me a little more, guitar man.

[A]

For this music festival they're gonna throw.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

They made up a festival in the Bahamas, right? And it's a fascinating A to B story about how con men on a grand scale and I don't think they really meant to rip anybody off, but they just. They weren't able to throw a festival.

[B]

And it's almost like Farm Fest outside of Vernon. Yeah.

[A]

Thousands of people lost.

[B]

There were no nude girls in John Deere Tracker.

[A]

A couple hundred thousand dollars. And all John got out of it was that he had this.

[B]

This guy, this gay guy that's a marketing man.

[A]

The marketing man.

[B]

And they were. They were trying to get through container full of avion water through customs, okay? And it's the best moment of reality TV history.

[D]

This is a documentary. It's not reality.

[B]

It's real. It's real. The best TV moment of this year. Way better than the Super Bowl. His name's. Andy's a gay guy. And he was saying, if you'll go.

[A]

Down, Andy, and service this custom agent and get our water in here, I need you to do that.

[B]

I need you to take one for the team. Service, meaning we get it. Fellatio.

[A]

And Andy's like, did you dump me?

[B]

I'm ready to do good. I didn't. Hey, I pulled it off without Turley dumping me. I know you can safe Fellatio.

[C]

I helped you.

[B]

All right? I'm learning. I'm learning. All right. I'm lubed up all right. So Andy was. He went and brushed his teeth and washed his mouth and he was heading down there to help to get the water.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

He said, I'm going to take one for the team. We're willing to do anything.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And so we were. We're hiring some people. Forgive me. The vin and I put a posted ad up and I used Andy's picture. I said, if you're just determined as this man, then you're ready to work here.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

That's what it takes.

[D]

Well, we are looking for drivers in Vegas so. Hey, Vegas is that area.

[B]

Welcome everybody.

[A]

It's just such a crazy story. You just didn't. You just hate everybody in that film?

[B]

Yeah, I hated the fat guy. I hate Ja Rule now. I didn't hate him before. I didn't really know who he was. Now I hate him. I hate everybody. I hate them all.

[A]

What a bunch of crooks.

[D]

Well, the biggest thing I got out of it besides Andy's performance, social media, it is amazing how much influencer is if those people, those people just believe.

[B]

Just little posts.

[C]

Sure.

[D]

That's all.

[C]

They saw it.

[D]

That's. They saw that and they. Oh, I'm gonna spend thousands of dollars.

[B]

I mean it was oceanfront property in Arizona, man. George Strait sang about this years ago in my seventh grade year. And Andy dropped to his knees and proved it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 rail Las Vegas, Nevada, Nevada. Nevada, Nevada. Our business is growing out there and we have a location on Sahara across from CarMax. Okay, but what's happening is now like normal. It's starting to grow after six months of being there. And we need drivers to go pick up customer cars all over Nevada.

[C]

Nevada.

[B]

So if you are a trustworthy person that can look a car over and not a crackhead and shows up on time and can handle checks and titles, please all the crooks now, now they're like, like all the, all the swindlers. Like okay, man, this sounds like an easy deal to hit.

[C]

Good. I get this.

[B]

Go to jobs. GiveMe the vin.com jobs@giveme the vin.com we need to hire some drivers.

[D]

We do actual background checks and we'll actually.

[B]

If some of you guys want to do long distance and drive from Vegas to Dallas and we fly you home on the southwest, we could do that too because we pay $700 to get those cars home from Vegas.

[D]

You got like a three car hauler, right?

[B]

Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, I'm in. I'm in on that. 800 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Buyers. Buyers that. That work at the Fort Worth office. Our headquarters is in Fort Worth, Texas. It's not in Houston. It's not. It's not. Not in la. It's not in New Orleans. You've got to be here to be a buyer. But if you would like to work in Fort Worth, Texas, and no, we're not going to move our office close to your house. It's here. It's big. We are hiring some buyers for the spring. Go to jobs. Give me the vin.com. okay. What's funny? Entertain me. Make me laugh. Where's Randy? That little.

[D]

Oh, boy. I wonder if he's recovered from the gambling.

[C]

Oh, the big game.

[B]

Gambling problem.

[C]

He does have a little bit of a gambling. Oh, boy. Oh, he's a nut.

[A]

Here he is.

[B]

What's going on?

[C]

Oh, you don't look happy.

[B]

No, no, I'm fine.

[C]

Are you okay?

[B]

I'm.

[C]

You look quiet.

[B]

I'm hiding out a little bit.

[C]

What are you hiding? You owe somebody some money?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Who do you owe?

[F]

Uncle Scooter.

[C]

Oh, just Uncle Scooter. He's not gonna hurt you.

[B]

Hey, he hooked me. He hooked me.

[C]

He hurt.

[B]

I should have known.

[C]

What?

[B]

You know he was gonna hook me.

[C]

Oh, he hooked me.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Okay. You got the damn Ram, right?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You were a big Ram fan.

[B]

Champions of the nfc.

[C]

Go Rams.

[B]

Oh, boy.

[G]

I know.

[B]

Rematch. Rams, Patriots, super bowl time.

[C]

You were a big fan.

[B]

Gonna take Uncle Scooter and get the shirt right off him. Boy. What happened?

[C]

How'd that work out?

[B]

What the hell happened?

[C]

They lost.

[B]

What about hungry? I don't get it. I don't get this foot.

[C]

Mom.

[B]

You do, but you gamble all the time.

[C]

You don't get any of it.

[B]

They get the first quarter. You think he's Rams. You know, these guys are. This is going to be like a 70 point over under. It's going to be a shootout. Oh, man. Offensive records are going to be huge.

[C]

Right, Right.

[B]

Hey, Randy. God almighty. We got Tiffany. Tiffany, are you on line one? Yes. Did you bet on the game last week?

[I]

I bet your pardon.

[B]

Did you bet on the game last week? Did you bet on the Super Bowl?

[F]

No, not at all.

[B]

It says here that you're a topless answer. Is this a true statement?

[I]

Well, I didn't say topless, but if I'm going to get called out on it like that, I mean, I got to call it how it is. Yes.

[B]

Where do you work?

[I]

Girls got to make her money to go through school.

[B]

Oh. Oh. She's putting Herself through nursing school. You know what? I. I would like to. Are you looking for a sponsor? If you are, you call the right place.

[I]

Oh, I mean, yeah, we can. We can get off the air. We can discuss this a little bit more intimately, privately if you need to.

[B]

In the back room. The private room. It'll be. It'll be $200 to get to the back room. And you have to order a 200 bottle of champagne. And then we can discuss Tiffany's education.

[E]

Right.

[I]

Then we can discuss thinking about it. Give me a little bit more credit than that.

[B]

Pinkish.

[F]

Wow.

[B]

Where do you work, darling?

[C]

Sorry? Upselling you.

[I]

I beg your pardon?

[B]

Where. Where is your business located? Would you like to plug it?

[I]

I live in Houston, Texas. That's where my business is located.

[B]

No, I mean, I didn't know if you wanted to name the club that you're at, so all of our.

[I]

It's Saint James.

[B]

Saint James. Saint James.

[G]

Yeah.

[B]

Do me a favor. Post a picture of the church. Post a picture of yourself on the John Clay Wolf show page and maybe we'll have a listener party there and you can be the hostess.

[I]

Oh, that would be awesome.

[D]

Oh, you know, Hannah's gonna be upset about Hannah.

[B]

See, we have our own. We have our own in house stripper and she gets a little caddy, so she. She's actually wanting to talk.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah. Why are you talking to that whore? Stop. She's not a. Don't you talk to. No, you're a whore. St. James. St. James Restaurant and cabaret dive. It's a whore. A.

[C]

It's not either. It's beautiful. I'm looking at it.

[B]

This other girl. You're just.

[I]

This other girl you're describing sounds just like a grade A winner. Oh, amazing.

[A]

You're just jealous of my perky boobies. Oh my God. You're going to call in here and get John to baby education. Unquote.

[C]

Man, St. James has a heliport.

[B]

Oh, really? They. Wow. Tiffany St. James has a helicopter pen.

[I]

Well, it does. You know, sometimes men get a little over excited with, you know, some of the dances that we do and we got to be ready and available to take them.

[C]

Can I ask what your stage name is? What is your name? Because there's a listing here. I can pull you up.

[F]

Oh, I don't know if I want.

[I]

To give you all that kind of information. I gotta leave you.

[C]

Stage name.

[I]

I gotta leave you.

[B]

She's a fake.

[A]

She's not even a dancer.

[C]

Stage name, sugar?

[A]

Tiffany.

[C]

Robin.

[B]

Tiffany. She said Tiffany.

[C]

Oh, there we Go right there. Okay.

[D]

Oh, you found her.

[B]

Are you Tiffany on the website? Wow.

[C]

Okay, here's Tiffany.

[B]

Tiffany What. What color is your hair? Red. That picture is blonde. What's your. What's your name on the website, or are you on the website?

[I]

I don't. I don't believe I'm on the website, but, you know, I don't look at the website too much. I'm just usually, like, inside.

[B]

Are we doing the old. What are we doing here? Are you gonna take the.

[D]

Are you.

[B]

Are you gonna take the home speaker and put it down and you're gonna straddle it? I'm gonna go. Are we gonna do the old Howard Stern replay?

[I]

I mean, turn off the bass booth?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. All right, well, we've got to go to break, and if we're gonna do that, then get it set up and call or just. Just stay on hold. We'll be back after these messages with Tiffany and. And she's gonna sit on the speaker.

[H]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com Congratulations.

[B]

To the new England Patriots on winning the Super Bowl.

[H]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

And to the Rams, who got to.

[A]

See a Free Maroon 5 concert.

[H]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

You've heard this before?

[C]

Nope.

[B]

Mike, have you ever heard this before? Nope. Okay, Bob, see, that's what we don't want to do. We don't want to go so deep that nobody knows what the hell it is. I don't know what it is. JD doesn't know what it is, and Turley doesn't know what is. That's a pretty good sample of our audience, and I'm glad that you did an acid trip back in 1987, and this song resonates to you, but that doesn't mean that it's mainstream for our audience.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

Just. Just give it. Tiffany, do you know what song this is? Tiffany, you there? Tiffany, I see you're still on hold. Hey, dj, let me know if you get Tiffany back up. She's.

[I]

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here.

[B]

Okay, who is Tiffany?

[I]

Tiffany is on you. Oh, you know, I was having to give some dances. Y' all don't even hear all that noise.

[B]

Are you working? Tiffany's a dancer in Houston at St. James, and she decided. What made you call in this morning, Tiff?

[I]

I actually happen to know someone that works at Baton Rouge location. Yeah, yeah, good old. Good old Aaron Mendoza over there.

[B]

Oh, did you? Well, I know that you don't know him. Because he's like, spent a bunch of money on you. Yeah.

[I]

You know what? With Aaron, it's not the money that counts.

[B]

It's just. He's just. It's his physique or his Mexican heritage.

[I]

His Mexican heritage.

[G]

Where do.

[B]

Do you know him from? Do you know him from when he was a bartender?

[I]

I guess I do, actually.

[B]

So were you like the he would.

[I]

He would. He would shirt? He would flirt shamelessly with me, give me three drinks. But, you know, every now and again I feel bad.

[E]

What?

[B]

Well, my wife. My wife called my cell. Hey, listen to me, Tiffany, listen to me. My wife called my cell during the break and said, you're getting a little flirty with that girl on the air. And I said, well, baby, call in the other line and I'll let. Well, three way.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I mean, not like that.

[C]

I understand.

[B]

I mean, three way call.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And she won't call in. She. She was giving me a hard time. She won't call in on the show. And I was like, if we're going to do it, let's do it. So she won't call in, but she'll call me and bust my chops.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So, Tiffany, I think that all I'm.

[I]

Hearing is hard time and three way. And I'm getting excited, but we're not having the same conversation here.

[B]

Well, I don't know if. I mean, my wife's pretty square. She's really pretty, but she's real square. So if I bring her down there, do you think that you can, like, warm her up?

[I]

Oh, most definitely.

[B]

Do you like girls?

[I]

I wouldn't say that I would want to have like a long term relationship.

[B]

With a girl, but I would love.

[I]

To have fun with a girl.

[B]

Have you ever. Have you ever gone all the way with a girl? Of course, of course. She says jd, of course. Of course.

[I]

Part of the job.

[B]

How old are you?

[I]

34.

[B]

Like, so could I, like, bring you home for the weekend. And like, sacrifice you to. To my. I mean, offer a sacrificial deal? I mean, I don't know if she'll go for it.

[C]

Spend much time around.

[B]

Bring her home for Thanksgiving.

[I]

Like, dude, do I get like a goat and a chicken?

[B]

Yeah. Yeah. I want to bring her home. I want to see if this. I want to. I want to bring her home.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

And. And say, look, honey, look what I brought.

[C]

Look what I brought.

[B]

Look what I found.

[C]

A toy for us to play.

[B]

Look what I found.

[D]

Is that how it works, J.D.

[B]

You'Ve done the swing.

[C]

Yeah, you will.

[I]

As a Woman. I know what women like. I think I could. I think I could help her, you know, do things a little differently.

[C]

If you're with a woman that's into this stuff, you go to the clubs and you let them set it up. You stay out of it.

[B]

Yeah. You let the girl set it up.

[E]

Absolutely.

[B]

So you need to stay out of it.

[C]

You stay out of it and just watch it happen.

[B]

Okay, Tiffany, we're gonna work on this.

[C]

I got some radar, man. That happens.

[B]

Be a friend of the show. Go.

[I]

I mean, I, I, I left my number, and I'm hoping that it gets used. So definitely work on this. Let's make this happen.

[B]

Okay, good, Good. It's just like Richard Pryor, the toy. I love it.

[C]

Perfect.

[B]

John, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, good morning.

[E]

Here.

[F]

John.

[B]

I'm tell you, just to be completely transparent. I much like talking to Tiffany more than you.

[F]

My legs might be better looking.

[B]

Who knows? 05 Porsche 911 Carrera with 59 in leather. Is it a. So it's a 05. It's a 997 body style, right?

[F]

Yes.

[B]

And it's just a coupe. Yes, but It's a Carrera 997 coupe, not an S, not a GT2. Not a Turbo.

[F]

No.

[B]

Okay. I still need the VIN number, but I'm, I'm, I'm like mid-20s in my head is what I'm thinking.

[F]

Yeah, 25 is what I'd like to.

[B]

Get out of it. Okay, go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Where are you located in Fort Worth? You know, these cars are bad about oil leaks.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Does yours have oil?

[F]

I've heard that. No. Okay, this one does not.

[B]

Go to givemetheven.com and load it up and say you called into the show and actually, what part of Fort Worth are you?

[F]

Northwest.

[B]

Okay. A little far over near.

[F]

Yeah, over near Lake Worth.

[B]

Okay. We have an office over at Uncle Julio's. And 30, if you know where that is, and you could run it over here, and we could write you a check for the title today if you'd like to. And so, you know, I think we're close enough that we're going to do a deal. If you're asking 25, and I'm thinking 25, if I even have to cut it back a little bit, we're going to wind up doing a deal because I'm, I'm too easy to deal with. So, anyway, I'd go start it up, get your keys, get your title, get Your ass over here. Bye. Let's go. Or you can wait on Uncle Roy and Cool in the gang to pick it up on Monday. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. We've got four minutes left. We took Dallas Fort Worth air.

[E]

Oh boy.

[C]

You teased the story earlier about nude house cleaning.

[B]

Remember Houston, when we check out here in a minute at the top of the hour, you can jump over to ESPN 97.5 to pick up hour number four of the John Clay Wolf Show. Elliot, I hate doing that, but I have to. Or the stream. Or the stream atjohn clay wolf.com.

[C]

That'S right. That'll be there till noon as well. You talk to the young lady at the women of St. James, the topless place. So you think, hey, here it is. A basically a naked house cleaning service. True, but it's 26 year old Daniel Atkins started a new business in the UK as a naked house cleaner. All right, you're thinking, well, that won't last long. Nobody would. I mean, come on.

[B]

No one.

[C]

Actually, after first proposing the idea as a joke to his parents and friends, he says business is booming. Booming. It's booming is what it is.

[B]

Oh, you. We had audio. Australian, correct. My name's Daniel Ain and I clean houses naked for a living. So I decided to start naked. We call him Dingleberry for sure.

[F]

Facebook as a joke.

[B]

I didn't mean anything of it. It went viral and I got so many emails I decided why not? So most of the customers is a little bit eccentric on average. Some people just want to do it for the novelty. To be able to say that they had a naked cleaner.

[A]

Ah, that's like the picture of anticlimactic. You said naked house cleaner. I had an image in my head.

[B]

I had two friends that had sex with their maids. Really unrelated friends. And Sullins got busted because when his girlfriend came in from Florida, she found a receipt for margaritas and margarita mix in the front yard. I think he dropped it and she, she, she put him together so quick. She's like, you don't eat, drink margaritas like by yourself. And this was yesterday because see, his girlfriend was coming in from Florida, so he had a maid come over to get the house cleaned up and he's, she's, she's gamey and cute. He runs to the liquor store, gets her loaded and they have a knock boots. And then his girlfriend comes in and just completely shook it out of him like bamboo shoots under the toenails. The next day had him spilled the beans. I Mean, he might as well just had a sign on his forehead.

[A]

That is so. So.

[C]

And here's the videotape of me doing it, right?

[A]

I'll bet that's not the first time he has misplaced important evidence.

[B]

If you've ever gotten lucky with a hotel worker.

[C]

That's a good.

[B]

Yeah, because that. That's a real closer.

[D]

Hotel worker while they're cleaning your room.

[B]

Yeah, that is a close. That's a closer. That's a closer. That's a closer.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And don't lie. Don't call in and lie. Tell the truth. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[D]

They have short amount of time because.

[C]

They'Ve got rooms all the time. You know how many guys they walk in on. Oh, come on.

[D]

That's. And I mean, the thing is out in front, right? I mean, that's.

[B]

That's housekeeping.

[D]

That's a closer.

[B]

That's a closer.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

You need to work for. Give me the vin.com.

[B]

If you've ever closed a deal with. With room service at a hotel, then you need to call and tell the story. We want to air. We want to. And guys, make sure you stream the next part of the hour because they will call in hour of the show@john claywolf.com Houston, guys, jump over to 97.5 for our number five. Now, hour number four. And you can always get the podcast. It'll be up at the Facebook page. John CLAY Wolf Show.

[C]

We've got a lot of good listeners coming calling from the D.C. area, Virginia to the first day. It's kind of cool.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air. What do you want?

[C]

What do you want?

[B]

Hello, Hello, Hello. Goodbye. Hello, you're on the air. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello. Please talk.

[F]

Hey, Yeah, I was listening to 92.

[B]

3.

[F]

I'm over here in New Orleans.

[B]

Yeah, bring them up.

[F]

And I was one. God played a Black Sabbath song earlier. And y' all were all wondering, Man, I'm 22. And y' all all said that was too much for. That was too old of a song.

[B]

For like, okay, so you. You got it. And you're unemployed on food stamps, and you're right there in Bobbo's demographic where he was trying to appeal to. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio hour number four coming up. Give me the VIN.com. buy your car. Be right back.

[H]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show with John Clay Wolf.

[B]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[A]

It's everything.

[B]

Hey, J.D.

[H]

He likes him up now. 800. 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What kind of fun can you have with girls? We've got a guy saying that he closed a hotel maid. I've got to get to these three first. Then we'll get to him. Mario in El Paso.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

How can you hear me in El Paso? I'm not on the air in El Paso. I'm on the air in Midland.

[F]

I'm actually a truck driver and I'm going to Midland right now.

[B]

Okay. 05 Yukon 05175,000 miles. Just keep it, man. The miles are high and the body style is old. I'm not going to impress you with that one. I'm a two grand guy. Oh, Kim. 11 Silverado with 11. Where's Gatesville?

[F]

11. Yeah, hey, this is your husband, Scott. Yeah, it's 1120.

[B]

11.

[F]

Chevy's V71 5.3 got 102,000 miles.

[B]

I don't want you on her. Get her back. Okay, call me back with her.

[D]

You get more money.

[B]

Hang on and listen to this story. Let's see if she gets. If maybe she's had a hotel maid. Dimitri.

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

I want you. First thing to do is hold up your right hand.

[F]

I'm driving and I'm using the phone in my right hand.

[B]

Well, just squeeze. Squeeze over. You can do it. Say, I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

[C]

So help me, John.

[F]

I swear. My kids, John. I'm not gonna call them makeup. So.

[B]

Okay, all right. Tell me the story.

[G]

Now.

[B]

Don't get all long winded like Bobbo does. And so what we're doing is the deal was the. The. Have you ever made whoopee with a hotel maid or worker? Because we were saying that be the best closer in the world. Like the gal that came in to like change your sheets or change your towels and you close that deal. So go ahead, Demetri, tell me your story. Where were you?

[F]

Okay.

[B]

Well, I was.

[F]

I'm from Houston, but I was in college station work and I want. I was there for like two weeks and I was going up the hotel up to the elevator. This is how I caught her. I caught her in the elevator going up and she was going up with me. And I had a bottle of Tito's a handle and visible in my hand. And I guess she. I guess I don't know if the Tito's closed it or me. But I told her. I told her the room. I just started making small talk with her. She's probably about 20 years younger than me. I was 40 at the time. She was probably 20, 21.

[B]

Okay. And was she Hispanic? Was she Chinese? Was she just.

[F]

Yeah, no, she was Hispanic. She was probably about 5, 7.

[B]

It's getting better. It's getting better.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Did she speak you the English?

[F]

Yeah, she spoke perfect English. She didn't even have an accent.

[B]

All right, that's too bad. But go ahead. Was she wearing a maid get up? Or, like, was she wearing scrubs?

[F]

No, she wearing maid get up. She had her cart and everything.

[B]

All right, all right. The cart, perfect.

[C]

The closer.

[B]

Okay. So you're. Y'. All. Y' all are. Y' all are flirting and talking, and you say, hey, why don't you come to my room?

[F]

Yep. When I told her my room number, I said, hey, come up my room. Have some Cheetos with me after work.

[A]

She.

[F]

She saw Tito. She said something about it.

[D]

Yeah, I've got something you can clean in my room.

[F]

So I gave her my room number and. And I just went back to my room, John. And I was just like, you know, if she knocks, she knocks. And she told me she got off at 10. Sure enough, my door gets knocked on, and I open it up, and we have a couple cocktails, and. Well, and then we. I had some other stuff that we kind of smoked in the bathroom. It was enough. That might have been the real.

[B]

She was 20 and you were 40. She's a Mexican maid. And you. That. It doesn't sound like you even closed the deal. It sounds like she closed you. I mean, it was just sometimes good deals find you. You don't find them.

[F]

Exactly. Exactly. It was all. I mean, I don't know, she liked me, I liked her. It got on. We did it about three other nights every two weeks.

[C]

Wow.

[F]

She. She kept coming back.

[B]

So she just come knock on the door.

[F]

Yep.

[A]

I already got her phone number.

[B]

Was her name Maria?

[F]

I don't remember what her name was, to be honest with you. It was a couple years ago.

[B]

Well, I'm proud of you. We'd all like to give you a round of applause. I mean, that's a great, great story by a great man, by a great American, by a great Texan.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Yes.

[F]

Well, yes, sir.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

[D]

So he. He had a couple things help him out. Tito's and dope.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

He was smoking grass, too. That's what old Kent said back in their day at the tie ups. If you wanted to get all the girls from the tie up over to your boat.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

On the boats, you stand at the. At the front of the boat, Right. With a big sack of cocaine of Pablo Escobar's finest. And he said, you just shake it like a dinner bell. Ding, ding, ding, and they'll start walking across the water to your boat.

[C]

It's a true story.

[A]

Wiser words were never spoken.

[D]

Now, Bobby, you were bragging them in the break about something, too.

[A]

I was not bragging. I do not brag. I'm a classy fella. Thanks.

[D]

But what did you say?

[A]

I was just saying, you know, made it with a hotel.

[F]

Made.

[A]

Yeah, I've been there, you know. Sure.

[D]

So you've.

[A]

Hasn't everybody.

[B]

No, no, I know.

[A]

I know good and well JD Has.

[C]

No, I have not, actually. Really? I've done a lot of bizarre things. That's one I've never done.

[D]

So, same situation. You were at the hotel, she's working.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm comfortable.

[B]

This is coming from the same guy that says that he bedded Reba McIntyre, by the way.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

So keep that in. Go ahead.

[A]

I never. I never said that on this. On this here radio kind of sort of did. And I. And I'm comfortable talking about it because it happened at a motel that no longer exists. The Thunderbird Motel, Waco, Texas, run down 35. Kind of a shady, rundown place.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And I stayed there for four days back in 1992.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And got to know the help a.

[C]

Little bit, I guess. You did.

[A]

And it was an awesome time.

[D]

So. But, okay. Got to know him is not the same as this guy who closed him on the spot. He didn't get to know her, he just got her. Then that day, a little different, you.

[A]

Know, I was actually only planning to stay one night, and I stayed four.

[C]

So did you do the whole thing like you were. She came in housekeeping.

[A]

It was awesome. I was fresh out of a bad breakup.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Lost my girl.

[D]

So did it take you four days to close it or that one day?

[A]

No, we closed.

[C]

Closed it four more times.

[A]

Many, many times.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And it was a good thing. It was just what I needed at the time. She was a little older, Maria.

[B]

And would she knock on your door?

[E]

Oh, it was.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Like when she knocked, would the doorbell go like this? I'm a ram.

[A]

What?

[B]

Keith Richards would be at the door playing his guitar.

[A]

That sounded a little like her, Charlie.

[B]

I'm just asking to bring it up a little. So here. Keith Richards is here. Are you kidding me?

[C]

He is right here.

[D]

I didn't know.

[B]

Keith, get your ass over here.

[C]

Morning, Keith.

[B]

We're sitting here talking about banging maids. And, you know, he's. And hotel rooms. And I figured that. And then your. Your guitar riff just starts playing. And of course you should have a story Or. Or 47.

[E]

No.

[A]

As many times as I traveled, all these years gone by, I traveled a lot. I found a lot of people don't appreciate the hotel maids. Like, it's just. They're not just there to clean the.

[C]

Rooms, you know, they kind of are. They could.

[A]

No, they can do a lot more than that. Well, like, you can. You know, you got to understand. You got to give them respect.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And you get respect back. Everyone dies.

[B]

Yeah, Right.

[A]

You know, sometimes you gotta be. You know, if you're in London, you're headed to Manchester for a show.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What the hell's he saying?

[C]

When you're in London and you're going to Manchester for a show, Whether you've.

[A]

Got 12 hours or 12 days, respect the help with the hotels. They will pay off.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I like that a lot. So you've got. You've got the Spanish Bobs at your place.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Is that right?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I'll have to take a look. I've never seen that. Mexican maids.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

What a grand idea.

[B]

Do they wear the little uniform and they give massages?

[A]

Holy gosh.

[B]

Me put them on pre K. We.

[A]

Got a guy, Jim.

[B]

Jim from Oklahoma said that he married one.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Jim, are you there?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Was she Mexican?

[F]

No.

[B]

Oh, damn. Was she? So what's your story? I mean, you met her at a hotel, like a hotel bar. Was she your maid now?

[F]

She was the night manager.

[B]

Okay.

[F]

I didn't even know she was there.

[C]

Everybody.

[F]

There were about 40 guys working there in the same company.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Everybody else made it in there. Everybody. After gone out, everybody else is taking a ride.

[B]

What do you think? Keith Richards?

[A]

That's one way to go. It depends. On. On the Sheila.

[B]

You know, he just.

[D]

He just said his now wife.

[C]

Yep.

[D]

Slept with everybody at the hotel.

[C]

Kind of what he says.

[D]

So it's my turn now.

[B]

Maybe I misunderstood last man standing with the cleanup man, but this is ridiculous.

[A]

There's nothing wrong with that, you know.

[B]

Like me, only in Oklahoma.

[A]

My boy Mick is married some of the most beautiful girls in the world. Right.

[B]

Hang on.

[A]

And he. He had a tickle with David Bowie.

[B]

Cam Cam and Gatesville. Just go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. We're having so Much fun. I don't want to talk about cars.

[E]

What?

[B]

You there? Yeah.

[D]

Hey, you told her to call back.

[B]

I know, but I'm. Now I'm changing it. Just go to givemetheven.com and the system will bid it immediately. I don't want to talk about cars. I'm having too much fun talking about bull. But I mean it. Do you have a. Do you have a good hotel story? We'll talk about that.

[I]

I was the hotel mate.

[A]

Oh, well, all right.

[B]

Well, hang on. Everybody settle down.

[C]

All right, all right.

[B]

Okay, Kim, tell me yours. How many times did you get hit on as the hotel maid?

[I]

Every day.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Every day.

[B]

So give us some hustles, like some angles that they would approach the. The. How would they try to approach you as the maid?

[F]

Just saying they needed extra towels and extra blankets just to get you to their room.

[B]

And then what?

[F]

Then they wanted extra service.

[B]

And how did they ask for it?

[F]

Many ways.

[B]

Like give me some of the ones you remember the best. That they were most creative.

[D]

I bet you the bathrobe one was one.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You got the obvious walk in there, oops, you caught me naked thing, Right?

[I]

Yeah. Been there, been there. Knock on the door, nobody answers to.

[F]

Go in and do your maid service, and they step out of the shower naked.

[C]

Perfect timing.

[B]

And so did it work? Did you rip your clothes off and drop to your knees?

[I]

Well, hell yeah.

[B]

Oh, she didn't work.

[C]

She's being.

[B]

She's just being fun.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What year are we talking, Kim? Are we talking about 1973 or 1976?

[I]

We are talking about 15 years ago.

[B]

All right. And is this where you met your husband, the guy that was on the phone a minute ago?

[I]

No.

[C]

So how many times did you close a deal with a customer with a. Just how many times? Number? Number.

[F]

Quite a few. A number? Probably about five or six.

[C]

Okay, five or six.

[B]

So there is. You're telling me there's a chance.

[C]

There's a chance.

[I]

So there's always a chance.

[B]

Wow. See? Five or six times. You bet it down with the person in the room.

[I]

Well, hell, yeah.

[B]

Well, good for you. Yeah.

[D]

Congratulations.

[B]

Go to getintheven.com and tell the computer I'm. That you're the. That. That you. That you put out. And it'll bump your. It'll bump your bid. A thousand dollars.

[C]

We have a check mark.

[B]

You need to have the put out button. Do you put out? Yeah. Show pictures. Okay, cool. Plus a thousand.

[C]

What's this check mark? Po. I don't know. What does that mean?

[A]

I'm really pleased the way that worked out.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You nearly ran her off, dude. She was like. You knew. Gone.

[B]

That was insane boy about it. That's why it's a great story.

[A]

What a great story.

[B]

How the hell would we have had the. What are the odds that some of these things come together the way they come together? You think we pre write this and we really, really, really don't?

[C]

It comes from the universe.

[B]

I would like to think we were that smart.

[C]

It's a gift.

[B]

It's a gift.

[C]

It comes from.

[B]

Just like Babo's personality comes from God. All right.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What else do we see? This is what I love about this hour is because I'm tired of doing shows. I can just do whatever Vegas. I wish they were live because they're. They're delayed, you know, because the damn. I wish we had some live time with Vegas because we never can really interact. Interact the way I'd like to with them.

[C]

Well, I mean there's some maid stories in Vegas. Oh, right.

[B]

The phones are gonna be ringing in two hours from 1 thing about this.

[C]

Rock stars to come up here.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

800, 872. Hang on. Put them. Put them on hold. Prek. Put them on hold. Pre K. Hooked up with older bartender boyfriend almost caught. Go ahead and finish the story.

[F]

Yeah, man. So I don't know. That's probably about 2002. Had a couple custom motorcycles for easy Rider show. Motorcycle show. And we're at the hotel bar and this Hispanic woman, she was a bartender there. She's pretty much. I was about 21, man. So she was like an old. An older kind of a bar hag, I guess. Anyways, she kept giving me the old eye, man. So.

[B]

The old stink eye.

[F]

Yeah, man. You know, and I'll just. I was, you know, I just started drinking. Otherwise that.

[B]

Yeah, I'm bored. His nipples were very attractive. Yes.

[G]

I mean that.

[B]

I mean I. It just wasn't. It's just heaps. So he hooked up with the bartender. Okay.

[D]

Everybody's heard that done that kind of story. I mean we're talking about hotel, motel.

[B]

I can't believe that gal shagged six, seven times.

[C]

Ask what the operative was just good looking. Did they have alcohol? Did they have dope like that one guy? What was the thing that made her go. Yeah, it's your day with the maid's cart inquiry Minds wants more do want to know.

[B]

Pineapple couples in the grocery carts. Only here on the John Clay Wolf show. We'll be right back after these sponsors messages.

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[B]

Just between us, she's a little slow. That's not what I heard. She is a professional column.

[H]

Toll free, 1-800-800-RACE.

[B]

I'm ballsy and I'm a gambler. Is that how you met your last.

[H]

Husband now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Tiffany the stripper is online, too, from Houston. Tiffany, you want to clear something up about our previous conversation?

[I]

I do. You know, one of my favorite things in the world is just to give Aaron a hard time. It makes my day so much better to be mean to him and give him a hard time. But I do got to give credit where credit's due. When we first met at the bar, he flirted shamelessly. And I thought, it's so hard to get. But not too.

[B]

Are you reading this?

[I]

Might I add.

[B]

Not.

[I]

Not too hard, might I add, we had a lot of fun liaisons, as I like to call them, you know?

[B]

Yep. Bye. Johnny Houston, good morning. You're on the air.

[F]

Hey, how's it going, guys?

[E]

Good.

[B]

I had to cut that girl off. She was reading some script or something. I don't know.

[D]

That's a stripper, right?

[F]

Yeah. That sounded a little bit phased, didn't it?

[B]

Yeah. Hey, Cole, call back.

[F]

Yeah, I was talking to Pre K while you're on break about some of Bobbo's choices for music coming in. And I know you like to bust the balls a little bit, but he's actually playing some pretty transcendent music there. The last song or one of the past couple of songs, blowing with the Wind, has been redone by a new group. I say new group, not new. They're old as hell, actually. Gangster rap called Bone Thugs and Haunter. You ever heard of them, John?

[B]

No.

[D]

You never heard of Bone Thugs? Oh, they go, oh, yeah, They've been around forever.

[B]

All right, play some. Well, I can't because there's a lot of cussing in there. Johnny, what station listen to us on the ticket? The ESPN or the Buzz?

[F]

I listen to ESPN mainly. I listen to Buzz every now and.

[B]

Then, but I like calling into Granado Show. Have you ever heard me call into Granado Show?

[F]

Oh, heck, yeah.

[B]

In the morning.

[F]

Time to get them all flustered.

[B]

Those are funny. That's. I like doing that.

[F]

Yeah, Granada is a trip, man. I like when you call in the morning, give them a hard time.

[B]

Thanks for calling, bud. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If anybody wants to call in and, like, give a shout out for their town.

[C]

Been a long morning.

[B]

This is Bone Thugs, we'll listen Bone Thugs.

[D]

We'll only play a couple seconds. You don't remember this in the 90s. Everybody remember this in the 90s. If you were listening to hip hop. That guy in Cleveland, he knows about him because they're from Cleveland.

[B]

Okay, let's listen on the stream.

[D]

I don't know, John. Why does that matter?

[B]

Because I'm just one of the black rappers or white rappers. There's a difference. That's why it matters.

[D]

They're black rappers.

[B]

Black rappers. However, black rappers are better. DJ Pre K, clean this up right now. You are the ultimate decision maker. Who's better, black rappers or white rappers?

[G]

Well, I'm a white rapper and I'm the best. So, you know, that's. That's the end all be all.

[B]

All right, well, speaking of being the best, give me my white, black, Latino or other, homie. Homie.

[A]

You are now about to witness the strength of street.

[G]

The show. It's about that time. So I'm gonna read a little news story, and y' all can guess the ethnicity of our culprit.

[B]

Man, you're a racist. What kind of fun can you have with girls? Oh, man, we just haven't black, Latino.

[G]

Or other, you know. Hey there, dumbass. Comes in every race, so we go have some fun, you dig?

[C]

Sure does, but.

[G]

All right, so we've all heard the. The story about a father going out to get cigarettes and never coming back, right?

[A]

Sure.

[G]

Well, our culprit today shows there's a different side to that story. We got a young father in Ohio, shout out to Cleveland, who is taking his new baby around, showing him the world. You know, what better place to show your baby the wonders of the world than on public transportation? So he brings his baby on the train, ready for a little trip. But then he got the urge for a sweet, sweet smoke, so. So he said, hey, y', all, watch my baby for a second. I'm gonna go outside, get a few puffs in here.

[C]

The train stops. The door's open. He goes out to smoke.

[G]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Well, the train's only stopped for 30 seconds.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's the part, baby.

[G]

So he was out there for about a minute. He exits the train and lights up. But shortly after that, you know, a minute or two pass, a train closes its doors and it's on its way. So, of course, our father of the year panicked and tried to wave down the train, but we all know that ain't work. But luckily, there was another passenger in the car and they were able to keep the baby safe while they made their way back to where the father was. And they were reunited in a cloud of smoke. So what y' all think?

[B]

Main?

[G]

White, black, Latino or other man?

[B]

Did he.

[D]

So he got arrested or in trouble first?

[B]

What?

[G]

He did not get arrested.

[B]

What area of the world?

[C]

Cleveland.

[B]

Cleveland. Okay. People take the trains in Cleveland. There's a lot of white people in Cleveland. There's not many Mexicans. There's. There's. You know, black's more Michigan. I'm just gonna go straight up white. Just because the. Because the train and the. In the area of the world, I don't think any of the. I don't think any of the details really matter. I mean, they're not coloring me in any way.

[D]

What was he smoking?

[G]

Ah, see, that's the question. I don't think. Was it Newports or Marlboros?

[C]

That makes a difference.

[B]

It makes a lot of difference. Vagina slimes.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

Gotcha. Man, this is tough, cuz.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Do you have any racial stereotyping things in your mind? That's. The whole idea here, is to color it in.

[D]

It's a tough one. I mean, that. To me, I think it's. There's a lot of Puerto Rican types.

[B]

So.

[D]

Other, maybe. Other.

[B]

Other. Yeah.

[C]

John, you did white.

[B]

I just said white. This is tough.

[C]

I saw white to begin with.

[B]

Bob, are you listening? Are you awake or you sleep?

[A]

Yeah, I'm doing some radio biz. I'm sorry.

[B]

Go ahead. Do you. Do you have a input or are you not in a miss?

[C]

I.

[A]

Surely he wouldn't leave the baby and go smoke a joint outside the train.

[C]

Cigarette? I'm sure.

[A]

Yeah, just one of those old evil Marlboros, man.

[C]

White guy, then.

[B]

So.

[D]

White guy.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Yeah, sure. Is that what you're asking?

[C]

Yeah, that's kind of where we were. The rest of the show was over here.

[D]

Only five minutes.

[B]

You know what? I'm gonna go against the grand. I'm gonna go black just to be different.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

I wish I'd said that.

[G]

Well, John, being different can pay off, man. I ain't got a name because he wasn't charged. But the surveillance shows that it was indeed a black man. Come on, step it up, Clay. You can't be leaving your baby on the train.

[C]

No, don't leave the baby ever. Not for a second.

[A]

Right? What a crazy deal.

[B]

No, no, no. Now, Josh. Good morning. Josh, you there?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Where are you calling from?

[F]

Bakersfield. Right on the outside.

[B]

Bakersfield. Hang on. Does it sound like this? You love that Song?

[F]

I do.

[B]

What station are we on in Bakersfield? I forgot. It's a classic rock station. Hey, so why do y' all like us there? But it. I mean, are y' all more country or something than the rest of California?

[F]

It's Kern county, man. It's what Kern county is. Japan.

[B]

Because it seems like we get along with you guys better than other places in California.

[F]

Everybody else, Democrats. Kern County. About one of the only Republicans around here, Bubba.

[B]

Don't roll your eyes. I think he's right. That makes sense. Not a bunch of butt hurt libs is what he's saying. And that's why they like our shtick.

[F]

I mean, I can't. You got Sanford. I mean, we're sandwiched in right now.

[B]

Have you ever had a homosexual experience?

[E]

No.

[B]

Why does. You said San Francisco. I didn't know if you ever jumped in this 18 Tacoma to run over there and see your boyfriend. I'm gay. All right, well, what. I mean, you know, it's just two wheel drive. If it's four wheel drive, I wouldn't have asked the question. Hey, go to. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. I'll buy it. I'll buy it. I'll buy it. Just load it up in the website. Y' all know I'm just playing around. Yeah, we know you're playing, John. Where are you calling from?

[F]

Call from Baton Rouge.

[B]

Baton Rouge, I. E. So it's got 26,000 miles on a 06 model and it is four wheel drive. So you don't hang out at the far end of the French Quarter like the other guy that's in the two wheel drive in San Francisco. Worst thing, most shocking thing I've ever done in my life. Judy is going to gay. Going to New Orleans on gay Mardi Gras.

[C]

Oh, God, yes.

[B]

And. And we went to the other end. We were driving and I saw acts of lewdness.

[C]

Things that you cannot unsee.

[B]

Things that you cannot talk about on the radio.

[C]

No.

[B]

In broad daylight?

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I'm queer. Easy, Turley. In broad daylight, in bars.

[C]

I know. Been there.

[B]

That's weird.

[C]

Lick me where I fart.

[F]

Isn't it beautiful?

[B]

You're gonna get some trouble, Charlie.

[C]

That's what's.

[B]

You're gonna get some trouble. I know, but we're.

[D]

We're in that zone and there's 30 seconds gone. Okay, now starting.

[B]

All right, so an 06 Silverado 1500 HD with 26. Why does it only have 26 on?

[F]

Was my grandfather's. I inherited it okay, he was trying to do the fifth wheel thing, but then he got a job on the railroad, so he never spent any time pulling the fifth wheel.

[B]

Is it extended cab or crew? Cab.

[F]

Extended.

[B]

Okay, 06, what would you give?

[F]

What would you give me for it, man?

[B]

10,000.

[F]

10,000?

[B]

Yeah.

[F]

That sounds fantastic.

[B]

All right, so who's got the.

[F]

Who's got you guys? A great man?

[B]

Who's got the title to call in.

[F]

And let you know Baton Rouge loves y'? All? Okay, I got the title, but Baton Rouge loves y'. All. I'm the great work.

[B]

I'm gonna put you on hold and let Pre K get your info so y'. All. So y' all can load it in. You can deal with him on this deal because he's a buyer for giving the vendor and outside the show. So. Hang on just a second. Hey, Pre K, for all the times I've yelled at you because, see, we pay the buyers 100 a car.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

All the times they yell at you, I'm giving you a bone because I've been so rude and mean to you.

[G]

Yeah, these honkies are crazy. Hey, for show man. Good looking out. Foot Locker, here I come, baby.

[B]

All right, go ahead and get. Get John and get his grandpa's truck bought and get turn his deal into $10,000. We have a check machine down there on in Baton Rouge at our office. We can bust it immediately. Okay, there you go.

[C]

Play the little John. John Cougar Melons Camp. Coming into this segment, Indiana police have arrested a man accused of breaking and entering. See, when you get to be famous.

[B]

John, this is gonna happen to you.

[C]

You're gonna have to get a big fence up around your house. They just got broke into John Cougar Mellon Camp's Bloomington, Indiana home, the Monroe County Sheriff's Department responded to an alarm call about six o' clock in the morning on Thursday. Upon arriving at the singer's residence, police found the gate busted open and a man later identified as Robert Carter inside a building on the property. By the way, John Cooger was not in home at the time. Carter allegedly told authorities he was there to to arrest Mellencamp for supporting a different government. He was cuckoo.

[B]

Just a freak show. Are they in Florida?

[C]

No, this was actually in Bloomington, Indiana. Carter went on to say, every time he fights authority, authority always wins.

[B]

Oh, God. Stop it. Stop it.

[C]

It's a true story.

[A]

Other than the last line, just another butthurt Republican.

[B]

There you go.

[A]

Oh, God.

[C]

He's gonna live with that all week. John, do you Understand that Wednesday he's gonna walk by me in the hall and he's gonna go, well, there's another butthurt.

[E]

A little.

[B]

Are you a bobo? Are you a butthurt liberal all week?

[A]

No, sir. I've never been a crazy liberal. I'm not even really a liberal. I'm just a rational person. Just a rational person. I'm not butthurt at all.

[B]

I think you might be.

[A]

Nah, politics.

[B]

Just john in Vegas. A 15. 3 quarter quarter? No, one ton, dually leather nav, four wheel drive, 86, 000 miles. How far are you from, like, Sahara over off the strip?

[F]

10 minutes off there.

[G]

Huh?

[F]

10 minutes.

[B]

10 minutes. Okay. Do you. Do you want to sell the truck? Yeah. Okay. Do you have a title or is there a payoff?

[F]

Oh, it's payout.

[B]

How much?

[F]

I think 40.

[B]

You're flipped. Unless it's a Longhorn, Laramie. But I still think you're flipped with 86,000 miles. Is it. Is it a longhorn?

[F]

No, it's not Longhorn, just Laramie.

[B]

Can you afford to make some. To pay. To pay some money out to get it. To get out of the loan? Yeah. Okay, go to givemetheven.com, load it up or just run it over to our office. Go to. Give me the VIN hit locations. You'll see the Las Vegas address. Drive it over there and see Jim or Zane, and they'll do it right now. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name's John Clay Wolf, and I'm going to sleep after the show.

[H]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

You don't think I have an annoying high pitch boy?

[H]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Not at all. In fact, I find your voice quite melodious. I'm a Ram now.

[H]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Kenny 10. Nissan Titan Pro 4X with a buck 60 on it, leather roof, navs worth, I don't know, 6,000, 5,000, something like that. 6,000?

[F]

No, sir.

[B]

What do you take for it? Yeah, too high. It's got two. It's got 165 on it. Nobody can get any financing on it.

[F]

Yeah, that's about what I owe on it.

[B]

That is a u problem. Thomas. Thomas. Thomas.

[F]

Yeah, what up? Oh, no, I was just calling to tell you that we sold my mom's cardio. It was a easy process. Y' all beat CarMax by 400. My only complaint is that Strip Club DJ came to pick up the car. And that big boy left some foot impressions of the dry Concrete.

[B]

I mean, what's really funny is he's not that far off. This strip club DG DJ is. Is Andre the Giant in real life.

[C]

Big guy.

[B]

He really is very heavy. He's a massive person. What's his shoe size? An 18 probably.

[C]

Yeah, he's 450. You think?

[B]

Yeah. I don't know, Thomas. Was he a little bigger than you figured?

[F]

He's about what I expected. I also also got a. Also got a gem of a car for you. It's a 2006 Toyota Tundra with 238, 000 miles on it.

[B]

Is it four door?

[F]

What? Yep. Four door, two or four wheel boob job. It's got thousand, thousand thread count Egyptian cotton feet.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

He is a listener.

[B]

Only in Louisiana cotton. Egyptian cotton. It's a four door, four wheel drive.

[F]

No, two wheel drive. Yep.

[B]

Do you really want to sell it or you just playing around?

[F]

Just playing around.

[B]

Okay. Because I'm like three grand. What do you do for a living?

[F]

Mortgages.

[B]

Really?

[F]

Yep.

[B]

Do you go see you're in Baton Rouge. How often do you go get drunk on Bourbon Street? A year. How many times a year?

[F]

Very, very seldom.

[B]

Like twice a year or once a.

[F]

Year is more for the tourists.

[B]

Right, right, right, right, right, right.

[F]

And there's a lot of crackhead homeless people down there, so.

[B]

Mm.

[F]

Not as safe as it used to be.

[B]

Did you grow up in Baton Rouge or were you a transplant from New Orleans after the flood?

[F]

No, I grew up Mountain Rouge. I'd go to New Orleans a lot.

[B]

There was a lot. How many people were pushed up? I mean, the. The population of Baton Rouge went up like 20% after the flood, didn't it? Oh, yeah.

[F]

It was ridiculous. All the restaurants were running out of food every day. The curfew was in effect. It was bad.

[B]

Damn.

[F]

I had 14 people living in my house for two months.

[B]

Do you think it will happen again or do you think it's fixed the levees?

[F]

I think it could happen again.

[B]

I do too. That's why I asked. And when it does happen again, I wonder what the net effect will be. Will they shut her off? No. I don't know.

[C]

What do you mean shut her off?

[E]

I don't know.

[F]

I told my buddies they had to live down there while it was flooded. They should have got some airplanes and dumped a bunch of comets all over the place. And my mind got the stink out of the city.

[B]

Like a big old washtub. So when you're doing mortgages, when you're doing mortgages, have these lenders Wised up and not writing paper in that zone that they could lose it.

[F]

No, there's still land down there. The flood insurance is.

[B]

Thanks for calling, man. What we.

[C]

But what.

[B]

What did we buy from you? What do we buy from you?

[F]

It was a.06 Avalon.

[B]

How many miles?

[F]

I think it was like 66, something like that.

[B]

That's good. How long ago?

[F]

A couple months ago, I think.

[B]

I think I remember it. I do.

[F]

My mom was brave enough to take the picture.

[B]

Awesome. Awesome. We love it. We love it. We love it. Love it.

[F]

She's 80 years. She's 80 years old. You want me to send you some news?

[B]

No, no, no. Maybe when she was in her 20s. 800, 870 people.

[C]

You guys want to see Eric strip club. By the way, I put a picture of him as Kulag Storm Wolf up on the John Clay Wolf, Freak Show Radio.

[B]

Here we go. DJ Pre King of Characters. How is it. How is it being a white black young man? I mean, do you get financial aid for the half black? Are you a minority is what I'm asking? Do you qualify? Do you qualify for anything special?

[D]

Nah, My.

[G]

My Caucasian side is pretty heavy on the white privilege, so I get a lot of that, though.

[B]

A lot of white privilege.

[G]

Yeah. Cops don't really bother me too much, you know, my credit's all right, you know, all that stuff.

[B]

Why did you not prefer that big 77 Lincoln over the little Cadillac?

[G]

Man, that 77 Lincoln is a big dog.

[B]

It's twice the size of your car.

[G]

For real. I don't know how it would park that thing, man.

[B]

Are you still living. Are you still be staying in Azel in the hood, or did you move to Fort Worth?

[G]

Oh, yeah, Me and my mom are still out here in Azel, baby, holding it down.

[B]

And where's your pops?

[G]

Oh, he's. He's out here in Lake Worth. I'm actually staying at his house tonight, watching his dog.

[B]

Living hard. Living hard, man.

[G]

It's tough out here for a pimp. What are you doing tonight, man? Trying to turn up, man. I don't know where to party at. What you doing tonight, John?

[B]

I'm gonna go to sleep after the show, and then I'm probably gonna. Last night I got my drink on a little bit. I was nervous about D.C. this morning, so I went. I took my old lady out and I had about eight beers, and she's like, why are you doing this? I was like, because I'm better when I'm hungover. And I am. And we stayed out to about one and we were getting in the car last night, and. And she.

[A]

Yes, you can tell.

[B]

She ate an edible. My cousin handed her one.

[C]

Yeah, she never does that.

[B]

And. And she. But. And. And when we're leaving, I was drunk, and she just taken that thing 30 minutes ago. You know, it hadn't hit yet. She's like, I can't drive. I'm like, yeah, you can. I'm like, I don't need to be driving.

[E]

Right?

[B]

She's like, okay, well. And she's like, well, I've been wanting to go away. Anyway, she's so sick of her kids that she suggested that she goes. She be. She'd be fine in jail.

[C]

Let's be honest. Let's be honest. You stay in town, she stays with the kids at the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

The day is so. She could be tired.

[B]

So you're not there every night to help.

[A]

Everybody needs a break.

[B]

But let's be honest. I've got the kids a lot. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's be real honest, Mr. Effing mom having to shag juniors around all the. No, I do not kid. Two of them are staying with me all the damn times. They don't want to be with her.

[C]

I apologize because you did bring one of your sick children up to work this week and left him in the buyer's room.

[B]

He's not sick. He just had diarrhea.

[C]

No, he said he was sick for a week.

[B]

Yeah, he's got a case of the. Of the what. What do you call it with the cows? The bloody scours.

[C]

The scour is lovely.

[D]

So she wanted an escape, so she took an edible.

[B]

No, no, no, no. We were just sitting there in a bar, and my cousin Christine said, hey. She handed her gummy bear.

[C]

She.

[B]

And it was so funny. Janelle looked at me, she said, do you mind if I take this? I said, no, And I didn't even get the words out of my mouth. She went, pop. Just popped it right in. But. But at least she asked. That's nice.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

So did she fall asleep about an hour later or.

[B]

I was. I mean, this was late. And there was this band, this fat guy with a real big head, and he's an excellent musician. I've got his card. And he's a guitarist. Yes.

[A]

How about. I know that guy.

[B]

Matt.

[A]

Daisy.

[B]

I don't know. He was playing it. He was playing it.

[A]

They play some soul music now.

[B]

He was playing what's the Deal? Oscars.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He's playing down here at Oscars. And there was this keyboard Gal. And it was a tag team, guitar and keyboard. They're both singers playing. Elton John playing. I mean, awesome, awesome. And I was not wasted, but drunk. And I was like, I need that guy on the show in the morning. And I walked up to him and I said, I'll pay you $300 to load up your crap beer at 7 in the morning. And he didn't believe me. He thought I was full of it. He thought I was drunk and I wasn't real. And I told Nicole, who was wasted. Remember Nicole the other. And she was there. She was wasted. I was like explained to him that we're real. And he gave me his card. He said, I can't do it in the morning. I'm like, okay. I mean, you're sitting there playing this bar. I see in there a lot. But I really do want him on the show. He would be. It'd be fun for ins and outs and to have a live act here.

[D]

Does he play the organ?

[B]

Yeah, he'll play. She does. He'll play anything you want. And they're really. I mean, I was drunk, but I wasn't that drunk. And the whole place was just clapping their ass off. So I mean, our listener base is a bunch of drunks. I mean, we established that.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

So in my mind, I'm like, if this whole place is hooping and hollering and clapping for these guys, then our drunk ass listeners that start in the morning on Saturday, we would get the same effect. So it would be worth paying them 300 to come up here and entertain us and our people.

[D]

I love, I love the endorsement. Only drunks appreciate this music.

[B]

Right?

[D]

That's how good it is.

[B]

That's how good it is. Editing.

[C]

That's good.

[B]

Is that good?

[C]

That's good stuff.

[B]

So Bob, if we, if we ran two mics and two lines, a keyboard and a guitar off of this setup.

[A]

I've been thinking about this actually of putting like a plug in station in the middle here. Where nobody sits.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Just directly across from Turley.

[G]

Yeah.

[A]

With a couple of inputs, you know, for Mike. And maybe we need another board.

[B]

How many, how many channels do we have available?

[E]

Available?

[B]

None.

[D]

One. One available now.

[B]

Okay. That's what.

[D]

That we would have to use.

[B]

Well, that's. Bob, that's what we have here on these two corners. That's what those are for. Yeah. When we put those in there. Plugins.

[E]

Right, right.

[B]

So Turley's plugged in anyway. We can make it work. Will you do me a favor? I'm gonna. I'll get a hold of him. And if I can't, you get a hold of him. I'll give you his card. We need that guy next week.

[E]

All right.

[B]

And let's. Let's drink before the show. So you did.

[F]

So.

[B]

Like I did. 7:00am Yeah, 7:00am let's. Let's have some Bloody Marys next week and have the guy come in and sing for us.

[A]

Between you and me, I mean, that's not that different. Turley and I do it all the time.

[B]

Y' all drink before the show occasionally.

[D]

Not now.

[A]

They're holidays.

[B]

Oh, because you're. You're working afterwards.

[D]

Well, yeah. You used to.

[B]

Yes, y' all used to. Y' all were. Y' all were a bunch of luscious. Oh, man. Funny. Used to be funny, Bob.

[A]

I know that. Crazy. What happened? What the hell happened to me?

[B]

Prank calls. That were good, too.

[A]

Right. I used to do all kinds of stuff that was worthwhile. Nowadays it's just, you know, you're just.

[B]

Getting old and grumpy. Do you have that gal at your house waiting on you?

[A]

Just another butthurt Republican?

[B]

No, but hurt liberal. But hurt liberal.

[A]

I got no gals.

[B]

Snowflake. Are you a snowflake?

[A]

I talked about playing some dominoes with Brandy later. I think Brandy might be having a party.

[B]

She's not a butt hurt.

[A]

No, she's great.

[B]

She got mad at Kent this week. Did she? About that?

[A]

No.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm surprised. She usually tells me everything. That's my friend, though.

[B]

They were. They were flying back and forth. What's on the concert calendar? We still got to go to New Orleans and Baton Rouge and all that. Dude, we've got to do that soon. This spring. Tj, I got the list of bands and actually sent me. I don't like them. I want something bigger. Sorry. I mean, we're gonna have, like, little stuff. We can have it here in the studio.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

I want to do an endorsement of the biggest show you'll have this spring on the biggest station in Baton Rouge. I love that station. I love those guys. What else have we got? We got 20 seconds and, you know, give me the vendor. Anybody's listening this long knows what we do. Give me the vin.com. do that. I really got.

[C]

Nothing else. Comes up this afternoon.

[B]

Podcast.

[C]

Thank you for listening to the stream as well as the show all day.

[B]

A record breaking stream day. Yeah.

[C]

Record breaking. Thank you to Washington D.C. welcome.

[B]

Turley is going to go meet with his boyfriend after the show and go down on Harry Hines and take one for the team. Be right back. Next Saturday.

[F]

Bakker out.