#186 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.16.19

Summary

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The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #186

Aired: February 16, 2019
Host: John Clay Wolfe
Regulars: J.D. Ryan, Bobbo, Michael Turley, DJ Pre K
Theme: “Cars, Sports, Sex, Drugs, & Rock & Roll... as long as the FCC won’t fine us”

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Episode Overview

This week’s show mixes automotive banter with the usual offbeat, irreverent blend of pop culture, personal stories, rock history, celebrity impressions, and live car buying. With new listeners joining from the East Coast, the crew keeps things moving fast: from great vehicles and weird headline news to stoned Rush Limbaugh impressions, raucous debates, and a cameo by Robert Romanus (Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High).

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

1. Welcoming New Markets & Housekeeping

Timestamps: 00:31–03:05

• The team greets new affiliates (now in D.C., Maryland, Philly, New York, etc.), jokes about shifting hour schedules, and promises more of a previously-aired Fast Times interview.
• Classic banter between Bobbo (“Your old uncle Bobbo in the big chair!”) and J.D. Ryan on Bobbo’s “happy” mood, his distant girlfriend, and a Doobie Brothers album she mailed him.

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2. Presidential Praise for Rush Limbaugh & Satirical Impressions

Timestamps: 03:31–08:30

• Discussing Trump's recent, unscripted press conference and public praise for Rush Limbaugh’s stamina (speaking three hours straight, no callers).
• John (as Trump):
  “He goes for three hours… and he’s got an audience. That’s fantastic.”
• John, Bobbo, and others go deep into radio “catnip”: Could you actually talk for three hours straight without calls?
• Bobbo as “Rush” riffs on Trump’s comments:
  • “He takes me to places I want to go for three hours straight. Rush, get over here, you fat bastard.” (04:30)
  • Goofy food tangents: S’mores Pop Tarts and five-layer Taco Bell burritos ("Magic Pop Tart ride!").
• Satirical skits blend political and food/comedy jokes, with Bobbo’s “Rush” desperately seeking munchies.

3. Bigfoot? Celebrity Sidelines & Car Calls

Timestamps: 09:06–12:50

• Headline: Jose Canseco auctioning $5,000 Bigfoot-hunting trips, food included. “He’ll do anything for money.”
• Producer Michael Turley recounts filming an unpicked pilot with Canseco: “All about him, me, me, me.”
• Car Segment:
  • Callers shop their cars. John’s brand: tough bids, “I’ll give you a number and write the check.”
  • Bobbo lampoons Kelley Blue Book as “Kelly Blue Balls – she’ll never put out. Don’t trust Kelly, trust me.” (11:09)
  • Classic one-liner:
  • “Get your filthy paws off my silky drawers, bitch.” – Bobbo (11:35)

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4. “Dead Merle Haggard” and Comedy Bits

Timestamps: 13:38–18:20

• Bobbo as “Dead Merle Haggard” drops in ("You smell like mothballs"), riffs on Don Henley, Luke Bryan, and the perils of alimony (“alimony stew”).
• Merle’s “country” cover of “Welcome to the Jungle:”
  • “And when you’re high, you never wanna wanna come down.” (17:15)
  • Dead-on redneck parody with lines about Don Henley “sucking the fun out of a room.”

5. Dealer Calls, “Ecumenical” Riffing, & Radio Graphs

Timestamps: 18:21–26:36

• John banters with callers selling “upside-down” (over-financed) cars.
• Bobbo as “Reverend Charles” delivers a parody morning prayer, linking building “walls” (Trump) with the biblical fall of Jericho:
  “And the walls come down. Think about that next time you vote.” (12:42)
• Tongue-in-cheek confession: “800-800-7234 – sell us your kids, sell us your builder, sell us your wife!”

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6. Ozzy Osbourne “Celebrity” Call & Car Bids

Timestamps: 21:22–24:59

• Fake “Ozzy” calls in (rough, slurred), gets ribbed for being incomprehensible and possibly high:
  “Ozzy, your wife didn’t show up, so you have to explain to us what’s wrong with you… Try to do it legibly.” (24:59)
• Sharon Osbourne update (pre-recorded audio doesn't air), but crew jokes that Ozzy is “doing better”.

7. Nostalgia, Family Stories, and Going Deep

Timestamps: 26:36–30:43

• John recounts wild tales: his dad’s strip club adventures, “deathbed confessions,” and his mother’s hard-drinking Connecticut retirement.
• Connection between John’s affection for Bobbo and his late, boozy mother:
  • “That’s why I love Bobbo so much – he reminds me of my drunk mother.” (28:58)
• J.D. and Bobbo riff on “drunk Trump” and classic Eddie Murphy routines.

8. Racism/Listener Loss Satire & Money as the Great Equalizer

Timestamps: 31:08–34:44

• Running gag: listeners sometimes call to say “you just lost a listener.” The team laughs off complaints about racial content:
  • DJ Pre K: “One thing that ain’t racist? The money going on in here, okay? And we cuttin’ that check, baby.” (32:39)
• DJ Pre K re-explains his method for rolling a blunt (comedy + stoner advice):
  • “Break down that green, fill your cigar, roll it, lick it, light it… then inhale it, baby.” (33:01)
  • Advanced tip: “Brush your blunt with lean—promethazine cough syrup.”
  • “This ain’t your average Robitussin, baby. You gonna need a prescription for this.” (34:11)

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9. Buying Cars – And Satirizing Everyone Who Tries to Sell Them

Timestamps: 36:10–92:00+ (and scattered throughout)

• Throughout the episode, listeners from coast to coast call in trying to sell vehicles. John’s signature style:
  • Fast, blunt appraisals.
  • Jokes about upside-down loans, “buried in the car,” mileage, color, rust.
  • “You can’t spell depreciation till you get a hold of one of them German cars!” (119:13)
  • Encourages listeners to “shop it around, get a Carmax offer, then send us a picture—we beat it by $100 or pay you $100.”
  • Occasional genuine generosity, especially to callers with military backgrounds or financial hardships (“If I’m gonna give someone extra by accident, may as well help the military guy in a bind.” 44:52)

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10. Headline ‘News of the Weird’

Timestamps: Scattered

• “A man says he’s dropping a bomb at Home Depot — he meant in the toilet.” (46:28)
• “Dallas man shows up at the dog park in his underwear, covered in peanut butter.”
• “Georgia man sets mom’s house on fire over a fight about Cheez-Its.”
• “Man in Houston gets high in an abandoned house and finds a 1,000-lb tiger.”
  • “You just never know. Like Hangover, man – you walk in and there’s a tiger in the bathtub.” (74:17)

11. Guest Interview: Robert Romanus (Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Timestamps: 172:29–185:06

• Romanus checks in to reminisce about the film.
• Praises his “five point plan” (played back in classic audio):
  1. Never let on how much you like a girl.
  2. Always call the shots.
  3. “Wherever you are, that’s the place to be.”
  4. Order food for her (“It’s a classy move”).
  5. “When it’s make out time, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.” (181:55)
• John's questions about raising teens with famous movie scenes. Romanus:
  • “They don’t really care. Kids are into their own stuff.” (173:23)
• Talks about his real cars: Prius and ’61 Corvette – “It balances out, just like a wife and a girlfriend.” (183:39)
• The crew (esp. Bobbo) fanboys:
  • “I always identify with Damone.”
  • “No, I don’t have any Blue Oyster Cult. I got 23 pairs last time.” (184:45)

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12. Impressions, Satire, and Inside Jokes

• Bobbo as “Rush Limbaugh,” “Dead Merle Haggard,” “Reverend Charles” (commentary on social/political issues with a stoner/food twist)
• Forced-sale marriage advice:
  • John: “If your husband got you an SL550, start checking his phone!” (105:33)
  • “If your daughter’s the receptionist at a car dealer and she’s 18–23, buy a crib now. She’ll be knocked up in 90 days!” (138:07)
• Listener Kelly (52):
  • Ranks herself as “an 8.”
  • Flirtations ensue: “Are you hot, hon? JD’s looking for a side piece.” (90:52)

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13. White, Black, Latino or Other – Game Show Parody

Timestamps: 128:55–133:48

• DJ Pre K reads a Valentine’s Day “Romeo & Juliet” story: a man bitten by a snake bites his wife to “pass on the venom so they can die together.” Listeners guess the perpetrator’s race.
  • Highlights Texas/Oklahoma/Midwest bias (“That’s super white stuff right there!”).
  • Punchline: The couple is from India (Bihar region). Bobo gets partial credit for “Indian.”

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14. Closing Thoughts & Recurring Topics

• John reflects on his struggles with house renovations, marital stress, and family dysfunction.
• Wry advice, wisdom by way of cynicism:
  • “I got a wife that’s a lot better looking than I am, so I just have to deal with a lot.”
  • “If you’re remodeling, should have just built a new house.” (114:13)
• Building a social media following and accidental “influencer” status.
• Hints at his tolerance, team management, and ups and downs of running a successful company.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

[04:08] – John about Rush Limbaugh:
“Try speaking for three hours without taking calls. Taking calls is easy… Rush goes for three hours. That’s fantastic!”

[11:09] – Bobbo on Kelly Blue Book:
“Kelly blue balls will always let you down. She’ll never put out. Don’t trust Kelly!”

[12:08] – Bobbo as ‘Reverend Charles’:
“I hates to bust your trumpety bubble, orange hair, Cheeto-lovin’, trumpeted bubble…”

[24:59] – John to fake Ozzy:
“You have to explain to us what’s wrong with you. Try to do it legibly so the listeners can understand…”

[32:39] – DJ Pre K:
“One thing that ain’t racist? The money going on in here, okay? We cuttin’ that check, baby.”

[33:01] – DJ Pre K gives weed-rolling tips:
“Break down that green, fill your cigar, roll it, lick it, light it… then inhale it, baby.”

[44:52] – John on over-bidding for military callers:
“If I’m gonna give extra money by accident, might as well give it to a military guy that’s in a bind.”

[90:52] – John to caller Kelly:
“Are you hot, hun? On a scale of 1–10, what would you rank yourself?”
Kelly: “8.”
John: “Send me some nudes!”

[181:55] – Fast Times Five-Point Plan:
“When it’s makin’ out time, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.”

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Selected Timestamps for Key Segments

• 00:31–03:05: Welcoming new affiliates, Cheap Trick, Bobbo’s happy mood
• 03:31–08:30: Trump’s Rush Limbaugh praise compressed; Rush impression
• 13:38–18:20: Dead Merle Haggard, “Welcome to the Jungle”
• 21:22–24:59: Fake Ozzy call
• 32:39: “Money isn’t racist” discussion
• 33:01: How to roll a blunt
• 44:52: Generous (jokingly) car offer to military family
• 74:17: High guy finds a tiger in Houston
• 128:55–133:48: White, Black, Latino or Other game (“snakebite Valentine’s” – answer: India)
• 172:29–185:06: Fast Times at Ridgemont High’s Robert Romanus interview
• 181:55: Five-point plan in full audio
• 105:33: John gives tongue-in-cheek marital/sideline girlfriend advice

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Show Style & Tone

• Language: Irreverent, blue-collar, rapid-fire, highly improvisational.
• Mood: Jocular, self-deprecating, satirical, with moments of genuine warmth.
• Approach to Content: Skewers everyone (especially themselves), leans into the “radio outlaw” tradition with segments lampooning celebrities, politics, racial/sexual taboos (always with a wink), and the business of used cars.

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Takeaways for New Listeners

• The John Clay Wolfe Show is less about cars and more about raw, honest, and frequently outrageous conversations about whatever’s in the news or on the host’s mind.
• Expect fast pivots from car appraisals to jokes about sex, drugs, stoner culture, music, and family dysfunction.
• The show’s style—semi-scripted, lots of improvisation, guest characters, recurring impressions—makes for a unique blend of “shock jock,” satire, and small business real talk.
• Even the automotive segments are imbued with irreverent humor, as John and crew riff on oddball callers and gently roast car sellers nationwide.

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For full episodes, archives, and to sell your car:
Visit: givemethevin.com
Twitter: @JohnClayWolfe

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“You can’t be drunk all day if you don’t start in the morning.” – Show running joke

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Transcript

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio Studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Now, John Clay Wolf, the Dream Police star.

[John Clay Wolf]

What was that?

[Bobbo]

That's Damone singing, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

Kid stuff. You forgot about the greatness, the Cheap Trick. The Dream Police.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know the Dream Police. There's. Somebody else was in there singing.

[Bobbo]

That was Damone singing. It's a scene from Fast Times. Original high.

[Michael Turley]

For those who weren't listening the first hour.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get it.

[Michael Turley]

We have new affiliates right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do.

[Bobbo]

Welcome to the club.

[J.D. Ryan]

People are joining us.

[Bobbo]

It's nice to see. Where'd Wolf go?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's just hanging around.

[Michael Turley]

He went to go get some coffee.

[Producer]

Ah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Double cup, guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Double cup right now.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why do we always do that voice? But we do John Clay. Everybody does it. Everybody in the building does it now.

[Bobbo]

Houston, Dallas, Vegas.

[J.D. Ryan]

Vegas, Oklahoma.

[Bobbo]

Nice to see you. Thanks for hanging around. It's your old uncle Bobbo here. The big chair on the John Clay Wolf show for this Saturday, February 16th. There's my friend J.D. ryan over there.

[Caller]

Morning.

[Bobbo]

How you doing? You are having a killer hell of a week downstairs. I've seen your name on the board.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm doing very well. It's been a crazy week, man. Doing all that fun stuff.

[Bobbo]

Buying those cars. Cars, cars, cars, cars. What is that, man? I got two words for you, Rav. Ford. I'm gonna buy what?

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you been up all night on something?

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna buy that.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right. You're taking a whiz test?

[Bobbo]

No.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, a little bit.

[Producer]

What do you mean?

[J.D. Ryan]

Just a little weird this morning. You're laugh. Over the top. Over the top? Over the top.

[Bobbo]

You don't like to see me happy?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'd love to see you happy.

[Bobbo]

Well, here I is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Is this you happy?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

You know what it is?

[Bobbo]

It's been a while.

[Michael Turley]

Valentine's Day. He's got a new girlfriend.

[Bobbo]

That's it.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's easy to love. Are you in love with? Can we have not asked you that yet?

[Bobbo]

My girl lives like 700 miles away.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not what I asked you.

[Michael Turley]

I deny.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in love?

[Bobbo]

She's a very nice woman.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in love?

[Bobbo]

I don't see anybody else.

[J.D. Ryan]

Are you in love?

[Bobbo]

Leave me alone.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is in love, J.D. that's okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

I love it.

[Bobbo]

I'm like right now. I'm like David Lee Roth. Hey, talk about love.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never seen you just turn on me like that.

[Bobbo]

Told you before.

[Michael Turley]

She got a record for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

She did.

[Michael Turley]

She gets sent all the way from Alabama. Sent A cool Doobie Brothers record to him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. She sent me an LP copy of Taking it to the Streets.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Live from Dallas, Texas, it's Bobbo Smokes. The Doobie Brothers. Brought to you straight out of Muscle Shoals. It's the best hit you've ever had.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice.

[Bobbo]

Damn. That's a great sounding bumper right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's got a lot of innuendo in it. Lots and lots and lots and lots.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

I hadn't caught that. What a day. Damon is so cool. You know, you can listen to that guy for a couple minutes, which new affiliates missed it. You can hear it on the podcast, though, later. Pick that up atthejohn claywolf.com demone. The actor's name is Robert Romanus. He's so cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

John, that was fun. When we have a. And it's kind of screwy. And we'll get used to this hour. Number two, that used to be our number one. That's now our number two because our number one is on the East Coast. We'll get used to it. We'll get used to it. We'll play some more of that interview later in the show today with the Fast Times guy. And you know what I didn't even think about when. When we had Rush on earlier is to Jack with him about Trump stroking his unit.

[Bobbo]

That was something.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, he was just stroking him and stroking. It's like Wilbur, oh, my God. I think I'm gonna get there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, for those that don't, maybe you can tell, I think.

[Bobbo]

And I don't know if you guys notice, I think that press conference yesterday was unscripted. And so they just asked him the question, how do outside voices on the right affect legislation, affect how you approach these things? And so he talked about some of the, you know, Hannity and Coulter, and he did have really nice things to say about Rush.

[Michael Turley]

Do you want to hear that?

[J.D. Ryan]

I'd love to hear. Because I didn't hear it at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush Limbaugh, I think he's a great guy. He's like, I can speak for three hours without a phone call.

[J.D. Ryan]

Try doing that sometime.

[John Clay Wolf]

For three hours. He speaks so true. He's got one of the biggest AUD audiences in the history. Try speaking for three hours without taking calls. Taking calls is easy. Okay, I'll answer this one. I'll answer that one. He goes for three hours and he's got an audience. That's fantastic.

[J.D. Ryan]

He does 300 stations.

[John Clay Wolf]

He takes me to those places that I want to go for three Hours straight. Rush, get over here. Get back over here. Get back over, you fat bastard.

[Michael Turley]

Hold on, I got to dial him up.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if he's even awake.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you know, he's probably been up all night.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's been with us earlier.

[J.D. Ryan]

President did that for him. Oh my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was on with us 20 minutes ago. Was he? Get on and go back. It's like a wind up toy.

[Michael Turley]

He's a pill head.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rush, are you really a pill head? Can you go for three hours? Is the Viagra that good with you and Trump?

[Bobbo]

I am surprised you didn't ask me about this earlier. He said I take him to places he's never been for three hours at a time with only one hit. Have you tried the new S' mores Pop Tarts?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

My God, they're delicious.

[J.D. Ryan]

I see.

[Bobbo]

And you wouldn't think after a five layer beefy burrito. No, you're kind of the volcano beefy burrito.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, Taco Bell guy.

[Bobbo]

Taco Bell is delicious. You wouldn't think a Pop Tart would be the thing after that. Especially a S' More Pop Tart.

[J.D. Ryan]

At all.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. I gotta. Can I. Which, which markets are you in again? Can I. Can I tell you something in confidence?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're in Dallas, Houston, Oklahoma City, Las Vegas, San Diego, all over Texas. Austin, San Antonio, Washington D.C. baton Rouge. There's like 30 of them. Oh yeah, all of Louisiana.

[Bobbo]

That sounds fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Louisiana counts, right?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have. Didn't they now get the right to vote in regular elections?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, they did. A long time ago.

[Bobbo]

I think 1965 or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, before that.

[Bobbo]

Before that. I digress. That sounds fine. But in confidence. And dump this. Dump this if you need to. Okay, but after, after taking another look at the Green New Deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Green New Deal.

[Bobbo]

I had my, my brother in law.

[Producer]

What?

[Bobbo]

Go and find me a bit of good weed. I'm just as high.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what the Green Deal's about.

[Bobbo]

Steppenwolf. I'm on a magic carpet ride. A magic Pop tart ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Magic Pop Magic burrito ride.

[Bobbo]

Magic burrito ride.

[John Clay Wolf]

Flying Burrito Brothers. Have you ever listened to them, Rush?

[Bobbo]

Absolutely. Well, you know, I'll tell you the truth.

[J.D. Ryan]

I haven't.

[Bobbo]

But I'm about to. And that sounds like a great idea from here at the Excellence in eating. Oh, what was I about to say?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a question for you. You and Chrissy Hines, does she like you using her song My City Was Gone?

[Bobbo]

She didn't at first. She now has about 30,000 reasons a year to like it more.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Heard Ray Davies. Are they still together?

[Bobbo]

I don't think so. I don't think I. I think she actually saw Johnny Depp for about eight weeks.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you finally gonna talk about us on your show on Monday? You never talk about. You never admit on your show that you're part of us. Why is that? Why am I your side bitch, Rush. Well, when are we coming out? You came out with Grush. I mean, with Trump. You give him three hours of unlasting pleasure. Hard, unlasting, driven pleasure.

[Bobbo]

Don't take this wrong, but me talking about the John Clay Wolf show on my own program would be like Bill Maher talking about Green Day. It's just outside my category, really. It's not my genre. That's not what I do. That's why I come on your show and just get balls to the wall, high as hell.

[J.D. Ryan]

Let's all hang out on our show. Thanks.

[Bobbo]

You should really try the five layer Beefy Volcano Burrito.

[J.D. Ryan]

Burrito. And follow it up with a s'. Mores.

[Bobbo]

And not only is it delicious, it's beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Thank you, El Rushbow, for joining us. Well, I'm sure he's. He's celebrating it. To have the president get on national television in an emergency and say, have you ever known anyone that could talk for three hours straight uninterrupted without taking phone. Have you ever seen a president talk like that?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever seen a president get up and start talking about taking phone calls at a radio show and acting all animated about it? I have not either.

[Bobbo]

I don't think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

He is goofier than a runover dog. But, God, we love him. He's like a cousin. I'm talking about Trump.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

And I didn't say that. No, Turley did.

[Caller]

No, he.

[John Clay Wolf]

You need to quit saying stuff like that. You're going to get us all in trouble. 800-800-7 2, 3. Who wrote what?

[Bobbo]

Who wrote that line?

[J.D. Ryan]

Turley did.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? J.D. what's in the headlines?

[J.D. Ryan]

What's in the headlines? You want just some headlines? I'll give you headlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me headlines.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jose. Jose Canseco. You know Jose, you were hanging out with him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't, but Turley does.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael, you know.

[Producer]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, have you seen what he's doing now? Jose?

[Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jose Canseco offering Bigfoot hunting trips for only $5,000. Food is included, by the way. You can go him.

[Michael Turley]

So, Jose, what is It. Why?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would he do that?

[Michael Turley]

He will do anything for money.

[J.D. Ryan]

So somebody sat him down in a meeting and went, okay, here's the deal.

[Michael Turley]

No, no. He thought of this.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think he really did.

[Michael Turley]

I am.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worked with him for a long time. Tell the quick hit of your story.

[Michael Turley]

We did a pilot. Spend a day with Jose Canseka.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay? TV show.

[Michael Turley]

This was his idea.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

He wanted to have somebody spend the day. A fan. Spend the day with him. We did a whole thing where we taped this comedian. And so Jose had to spend the day as a comedian, writing comedy and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

All that fun. It was fun.

[Michael Turley]

It never got picked up.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's a show on TV about popping pimples. So guy had this. Could have taken off.

[John Clay Wolf]

That one's good.

[Michael Turley]

He had all these crazy, outlandish ideas he did. You wouldn't even have to come up with anything. So him wanting to spend the day, basically, again with him in. Somewhere in 51 or whatever they are, this is. Yeah, I think I still have his number. We can try to call him.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

I don't know if I'll pick up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dial it up. Up, dial. Dial. A date.

[Michael Turley]

We'll try it for later.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley and Jose.

[Michael Turley]

But yeah, he's.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's. That's him.

[Michael Turley]

It's all about me, me, me. All the attention's got to be on him.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just need $5,000, right, to go hunting Bigfoot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Brian in Missouri City in 18. Nissan Rogue. I am sure and absolutely certain that you're buried in this thing upside down. You Kia's, Hyundai and Nissans. You can't buy them new and not be upside down.

[Producer]

It's.

[Caller]

It is actually paid for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God.

[Caller]

My wife's grandmother passed away recently. Okay. To get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I believe off the top of my head. The rebate them so much, I'm thinking 15 grand. Does that sound right?

[Bobbo]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blue book.

[Caller]

Cali blue book says 16 Kelly blue.

[John Clay Wolf]

Balls will always let you down. She'll never put out. She'll always let you down. Kelly blue balls will she does not put out. Don't trust Kelly. Trust me. Because I write a check. She talks. She just runs her mouth. Check it out. She's like that chick. He's like, shut up. So go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com givemetheven.com put it in there. We'll buy your grandma's car.

[Bobbo]

Get your filthy paws off my silky drawers, bitch.

[John Clay Wolf]

Better have my money come rain, sleet or snow.

[Bobbo]

Reverend.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where is the Reverend? I miss Reverend Charles. I've only got a minute left in this segment, but I'd like to hear him talk and maybe give us a little morning prayer. Little prayer?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, maybe for our president, New John. Yes. I find it more than happily ironical that you would bring me in at the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ironical.

[Bobbo]

When we building walls.

[John Clay Wolf]

Building a wall.

[Bobbo]

We building wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are building. Joining hands.

[Bobbo]

Now, I hate to, and I mean this from my heart, I hates to bust your trumpety bubble. Your trumpety bubble. Orange hair, Cheeto loving trumpeted bubble.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't think that's accurate at all.

[Bobbo]

But the Bible tells us in the words of Moses that his boy Joshua.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Marched seven times around the city of Jericho.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[Bobbo]

Then it blowed his heart.

[Producer]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And the walls come down. Think about that next time you vote.

[Producer]

What?

[Bobbo]

And we'll be back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after JD Ryan clean his drawer.

[J.D. Ryan]

Amen.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

After going out of business last year, Toys R Us stores are coming back.

[Announcer]

Hit them up now. 800, 800 radio.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

When asked how he made a living.

[John Clay Wolf]

While he was unemployed, Jeffrey the giraffe said, you do not want to know. Now, John Clay Wolf, Jeffrey the giraffe has done things that he does not want to discuss. Well, haven't we all? J.D. you did some of that between your radio STS too, didn't you?

[Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

You had to get knee pads. Hey, no, never. 800-800-7234. Talking about 800800 radio. We need to buy some cars, too. So don't forget about that dead Merl.

[Producer]

Ha.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead Merl Haggard is coming into the studio. He's going to sing welcome to the jungle. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Give me year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. And I will say 10 grand, 50 grand, 2700 or I don't want it. And we make a deal on the air in front of everybody. It's kind of like the. The Pawn Stars countertop scene, which they stole from us, by the way. We've been doing this for 13 years. They have not. And Mark Cuban stole the Shark tank. The whole concept came from the show. Absolutely. I know that we have been poached and fingered and ruined and they steal from us left and right. It's sad.

[Michael Turley]

Just like there's dealers out there now that are, hey, we'll buy your car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, that's everywhere.

[Bobbo]

You know, we ought to do. We ought to buy NBA team Doing that show that guy and have him suck.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Just like he did. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4 Ferraris, Lamborghinis, all the heavies. We do that too. The diesel trucks, the regular cars, the tax time cars. 800, 800 radio. Merl Hagger. Dead Merl Hagger. It's good to see you.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

It was just random. I was over at the car wash and I saw him over there. Yeah.

[Producer]

Here. Go.

[Bobbo]

How y' all doing?

[J.D. Ryan]

Did not know.

[Bobbo]

Dear, what's the name of this program?

[John Clay Wolf]

You Smell John Clay Wolf Show. I'm John Clay wolf, this is J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good to meet you. Man, you smell like mothballs.

[Bobbo]

A lot of fellas said how can you be here on the radio channel when you. When you already did making those alimony payments.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, you know Merle, since. Since you've gone, There's a whole new vibe of country music that's coming. I don't know. Have you heard of Luke? Luke Bryan?

[Bobbo]

I have not heard of her.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she good? Well, she's got good looking britches on you. You'd really like her in those tight fitting jeans.

[Bobbo]

Last record I've done is so ironic. Was a recording I did with Mick Jagger and Don Henley.

[J.D. Ryan]

You?

[Bobbo]

Yeah. Had a horrible time.

[J.D. Ryan]

You and Mick Jagger.

[Bobbo]

Horrible time. That Don Henley can suck the fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Out of a room.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've heard of that.

[Bobbo]

Than a game of nine ball.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard that.

[Bobbo]

When you play nine ball with Don Henley. Coming up with a new song. Leon of the Check is in the mail.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, how does that go?

[Bobbo]

Hey, when you play nine ball with Don Henley.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

You better not break that hay. Oh yeah. Alimony will never get paid.

[J.D. Ryan]

The hits just keep on coming.

[Bobbo]

They just pour out of you eating that alimony stew. That's a little close to something I've already done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I got you a little rainbow stew.

[Bobbo]

Recorded live back in Anaheim. Played the fiddle myself on that one there. Have a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Haggard, everybody. Dead Merl Haggard.

[Bobbo]

Buddy Spocker on lead guitar right here on the.

[Producer]

On the.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the little show this morning.

[Michael Turley]

He kind of sounds like Keith Jackson, the famous ABC announcer.

[John Clay Wolf]

I had this stupid idea and that's why I drug you up here. And I do. I have stupid ideas off it. But I wondered if. Have you ever heard of Guns N Roses? Because we're on classic rock stations. We're not on country stations.

[Bobbo]

Oh, sure. I love that. What they call me the breeze.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Leonard Skinner. That's Leonard Skinner. Guns N Roses did Sweet Child of Mine. And don't you Cry and Welcome to the Jungle. Does that name sound familiar?

[Bobbo]

Never heard of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Welcome to the Jungle.

[Bobbo]

Now these lyrics you got here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, yes.

[Bobbo]

Let me try something from the bridge.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, right here. J.D. give me guitar. Give me guitar.

[Bobbo]

Get ready, buddy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here you go. Here's your guitar.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, dad, Merle Haggard plays welcome to the Jungle.

[Producer]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just for you. It's a one time event, everybody.

[Michael Turley]

That guitar is just floating in the air.

[J.D. Ryan]

I know it's freaky.

[Bobbo]

And when you're high, you never want to wanna come down. Slow down, slow down. It's got an exclamation point on this thing. I don't do that. Eating that. Paradise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dead Merle Haggard. We might have a dead Ronnie Van Zandt in here next week. Merle, when you see.

[Bobbo]

I remember her.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see Ronnie, would you ask him to come join us next Saturday? Remember, later in the show.

[Bobbo]

I will try to do that. Just Van Zant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Van Zant. Van Zandt.

[J.D. Ryan]

They don't now.

[Bobbo]

They don't file us alphabetically up here. What'd you like to do? Is he a fisherman?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, he's just no, pothead rock and roller with long hair, but he's bald on the top.

[Bobbo]

I'll tell you what. I'll ask Ronnie Millsap, see if he can dig him up.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ronnie Millsip's still alive?

[J.D. Ryan]

Still alive.

[Bobbo]

Oh, well. Son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Dead Merle Haggard. Thank you, demas. Dumbest demas 14 challenger SRT8, leather roof nav 70, 000 miles. You there.

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your name?

[Caller]

Demis. Kind of weird to say, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

Timus, has anybody ever called you dumbass?

[Caller]

Oh, man, I get the most odd names. It's just easier to call me D. Dead Merle Haggard.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are you still here? It would be. Remember Johnny Cash's song, A Boy Named Sue?

[Producer]

I remember.

[Bobbo]

Demas is a funny name.

[John Clay Wolf]

It reminds me of a boy named Sue Demas. Did your dad leave your mom when he gave you that name so you'd be tough when you grew up?

[Caller]

Actually, I don't know. I don't know my dad. That's funny that you say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, see, that might have been what happened. He might have. He might have really not liked your old lady. I mean your wife, your mother. Whatever matters, if you're in Virginia, it's all the same. And he might have named you that so that you would grow up tough because he knew people would make fun of you and he knew he wouldn't be there to take care of you. Go listen to the Johnny Cash song. A boy named sue, and it might change your life.

[Bobbo]

I'm the son of a bitch that named you Demas.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'll give 20 grand for your challenge. Or maybe 19. Go to. Go to givemethevent.com and load it up. Roy. A 12 navigator with a buck 60 on it. Is it a long one or a short one? Roy, you're on the radio in Fredericksburg, Virginia. Virginia?

[Caller]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your Navigator a long one or a short one?

[Caller]

It's the long one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Does it have rust on it?

[Caller]

It's got a little bit around the fender wells.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's got a big miles on it. Is it more than seven grand?

[Caller]

Is it more than seven grand, huh? I'd like to get a little more than that out of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's it take to buy it?

[Caller]

I was trying to sell it for 12. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean damn high. I've been trying to get divorced for years and I ain't going nowhere now. I mean, I'm offered you seven grand. What's it take to buy it? I don't care what you're trying to do. What's it take to buy.

[Caller]

If you give me 85 for it, I'd love to go.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think I'm gonna buy it. So let's play the. Hold on. Turley. Tell him to sell that bitch. Let's go. Roy, go to givemetheven.com. take the pictures, load it up. I'll get my buyer. I'll call you immediately. We'll send a driver down. Pick it up.

[Caller]

All right, thank you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Keaton in Austin, Texas. Run to the website. We're going to break. Okay? Just load it up on the website. You there. All right, thanks. Be right back.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com toll free. 1, 800, 800. Rad.

[Bobbo]

People don't seem to like JB, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

This is back when Ozzy was alive. Speaking of dead people, is Ozzy alive or dead?

[J.D. Ryan]

He's alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's not dead.

[Michael Turley]

What are you talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did you come up with dead?

[John Clay Wolf]

He's close to being dead.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, he had the flu and then it turned into pneumonia. We do actually have an audio cup. A clip, rather.

[Bobbo]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to grab. I'm gonna grab Alan. Baton Rouge real quick.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at J.D. getting now. You're like my old lady. I offend everyone. Okay, do whatever you want.

[Producer]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just cut me off.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's not what I said but okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

11 bins. E350 sport.

[Producer]

Are you in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Bob?

[J.D. Ryan]

On the same rag.

[John Clay Wolf]

Al. Big Gay Al from Big Gays. Big Al Animal Farming. Big Gale's Boat Rides. Are you there?

[Caller]

Oh, I'm here. What's up guys?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. Is this a four door, two door convertible or what?

[Caller]

It's a four door sports sedan.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. And it's a 550 or 350?

[Caller]

350. 350.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you ever watch South Park? Did you see the Big Gay Al episode?

[Caller]

I did not.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is very funny. I suggest you look it up on YouTube when you get home and you will laugh very hard. Big Gay Al has a big gay L Animal farm that's just full of gay animals. And he. And he gives boat rides for. For gay people to look at the gay. It's just everything's got to be gay. And it's really good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Good morning. I'm gay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. But we've got Big Gay Al and Baton Rouge. That's what made me think of it.

[Caller]

I appreciate that.

[Producer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm just trying to keep you in. In the fabric of the show. But Gail, that's all. We're just trying to make you feel at home. I'll give 10,500. 10,500.

[Caller]

12.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to the website. I'm running out of time. I'll argue with you later. I know how you sissies like to bicker and argue and we'll get there. We'll get there. We'll meet in the middle.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're close. Go to givemetheven.com givemetheven.com but you better send me some flowers before you start negotiating with me. 800-800-7234.

[J.D. Ryan]

How long do you have?

[John Clay Wolf]

We have. Huh? Exactly what did he have? He had an 11 Mercedes E350 with 70. Ozzy Osbourne is on line five.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Really?

[Producer]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

My God. I guess he'd heard that we were talking about him.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were talking about him being sick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy, How are you feeling, man? Sounds like you're cold. Did you get. Did you get a speech? Speech impediment. While you were at it. I thought you had the flu. Not Tourette's.

[Caller]

I'm sorry.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know. How are you feeling? That's what I wanted to know. Are you okay?

[Caller]

Just bloody fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What? What were the news people? Ozzy, I'm gonna put you on hold and listen to your wife and listen to what she has to say. Hold on. Ozzy. Hold on.

[J.D. Ryan]

TV show on the Talk co host Sharon Osbourne shared a medical update on her husband, Ozzy. We're sure we're gonna get a lot more from her than we ever got from him. No, we don't have that audio. He's been forced to cancel several shows of his current tour from being hospitalized. The fact is, he's out. He is doing better. You wouldn't know it by that phone call, but he is doing better.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy, your wife, she didn't show up. It's just you. So you've got to explain to us what's wrong with you. Try to do it legibly so the listeners. You're talking to half a million people, Ozzy. All the people. We love you, dude. It's classic rockers. Give us an update.

[Caller]

That's what our tone sees. Take away money.

[Michael Turley]

He's stoned or something.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ozzy, before you die, I need a best deathbed confession. Did you really plan on. If you run the records backwards, it sounds like Satan.

[Bobbo]

No, no, it is safe.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is safe. Thank you, Ozzy Osborne, everybody. Long live Ozzy and all your stuttering and gibberish.

[J.D. Ryan]

And we'll be back with more. No, we're not breaking. We're not breaking yet. Okay, well, you're talking about bringing people in. Were you pointing to me? I thought you wanted to break. You're talking about bringing people into the fabric of the show. We did get this off of Facebook. How can we people in Houston catch the first hour on Saturday, like in real time? We used to be included in the first hour, so now they're feeling left out. They're feeling like it's very, very territorial.

[John Clay Wolf]

We did start last week on. On a big station in dc, Maryland, etc, and we're starting our number one at seven now. And we're going to move on. We're gonna move on up the east coast to Philly and then New York, and we're gonna go party with Mick and the Stones.

[J.D. Ryan]

But Houston feels left out.

[John Clay Wolf]

They fill it. So you can stream it@john claywolfshow.com Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

John claywolf.com John claywolf.com There's a little stream button right there at the top. And the whole show, all five hours, is right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Our number one will be on the podcast, by the way. I can catch you up real quick. I talked about my old man and his strip club aficionados shooting locks off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Of things three in the morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best story of it, he and my uncle, 1966, are in Dallas. He's like giving me deathbed Confessions the other day. He's, you know, 77 years old. He and my uncle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are in a strip club in Dallas in 66.

[J.D. Ryan]

Running out of money.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ran out of money. They get their brand new cars that their daddy bought them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Drive back to Fort Worth, 50 miles. I bet they've been drinking. Oh, I didn't ask.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, no, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

They. They. They got into the. The company office and found the petty cash locker and took out a.38 Special and shot the lock off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then before the ATM machines. That's how you got cash.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got cash in 1966 at 12:45 in the morning and then drove back to Dallas to share the cash with the ladies.

[J.D. Ryan]

How much money did they spend at topless bars over the years?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

Several people.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like George Young of topless bars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think it's cool you guys are finally getting together because there was a time when you didn't hang out that much with him, and now you're really kind of rebonding.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love it.

[Producer]

We're just, you know.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[Producer]

Just hanging out. Just whatever.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, but you're hearing stories that are cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've heard them before. I live. From your mother. Oh, my mother. God, she used to call me drunk. Poor thing. She's died. She died when she was 58. Sure. And. But. But those last five years, seven. She lived in Greenwich, Connecticut.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And her husband, Tony. Tony was a Zuca. Was a stock market trader. But they drank, dude. Like fish.

[Producer]

A lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, so he. She met him right. As he retired, and they lived that rich life. Aspen, Nantucket, Saint Marks. They'd go on tour. And then Greenwich when they were, like, trying to sober up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

But then it got to the time when. When they never sobered up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it just. They wake up in the morning, 10:00am Planners. Punch.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, they'd pass out in the afternoons, but she would call me down in Texas anytime after four. When I see that 203 area code. 201. Wait, 203. 661. 203. And Jack Clay. I'm like, oh, my God, what are you doing? That's why I love Bobbo so much.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because he reminds me of my drunk mother. I get drunk and have Bobbo talk to me like my drunk mother. Bobbo, can you show them what we do?

[Producer]

Sweet.

[Michael Turley]

That almost sounds like actually, like, drunk Trump, too. Have you heard Drunk Trunk today?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I said good.

[Producer]

I.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because Secret Service took me out to the place and they were showing me these German shepherds.

[Bobbo]

They're unbelievable.

[John Clay Wolf]

They'll run past all these empty boxes, and one of the boxes has drugs and a deep down in a box. That sounds like my dad and my uncle looking for the money in the box. 1:45 in the morning.

[Caller]

Where is the box?

[John Clay Wolf]

They just need a gun. Trump just needs a gun.

[Bobbo]

Clay, John. Clay, John, Clay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, don't be hi, Mom.

[Bobbo]

Don't be a pinball.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Mom.

[Bobbo]

Don't be a pinball.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's a pinball?

[Bobbo]

If we could drive like a pinball. Hidden bumpers. Pinball hidden bumpers at 20,000 porcelain.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're gonna tilt. You sound like Drunk Gus from Eddie Murphy's Delirious album.

[Bobbo]

Eddie Murphy's dad? A little bit.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Can you do that bit? The aunt bunny comes in every time he comes. Gus.

[Bobbo]

Every time he comes to my house, Muddy knocks it down my goddamn steps. No, I can't do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Look at the backyard, Gus. You got two kids back there with third degree birds eating on a God. It's my house, Gus. It's my house. And if you don't like it, just get the. Actually, that needs to be our outro. If you don't like it, get the out.

[Bobbo]

Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

You just lost a listener. We do a bit called you just lost a listener. We need to do that today, later on. Yeah, I just need to figure out the bit that we need to do to get rid of somebody.

[Bobbo]

We may have already. I mean, you don't always find out immediately.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think we finished.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sometimes they call in and they tell you. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, there was calls yesterday down. Actually, yesterday, Saturday, after the show downstairs.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

You just lost a listener?

[John Clay Wolf]

And what did he say?

[Michael Turley]

Oh, they're complaining. It's always the same thing. That guy, he just. He offended me. He doesn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

He. He's. He's not a hater. He's the accidental reason I'm not. Come on. So wait, wait, wait.

[Producer]

Hang.

[John Clay Wolf]

Time. Time. So they called the business?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they want to. They want to take my money? Yeah, they want my money, but they want to cuss at me on the way out the door.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

And they're talking to one of our interesting.

[Producer]

Our.

[Michael Turley]

This guy's real country, Max. I mean, he's just country.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So, like, Carmax is 20, and I'm 20,005.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they want to cuss me, but they take the extra 500. But they get to cuss me on the way out the door. Go ahead, Turley. I love it.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. And he's like, the guy's calling in, he's like, well, I don't know if I want to do the deal, you know, and everything. And Max like, so what's the problem? What's the problem with us? Well, that guy on that show, he's just so racist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Blah, blah, blah.

[Michael Turley]

Racist? Oh, yeah, that's what he said. And Max, like, will I? Well, you can email him, but can we buy your car.

[John Clay Wolf]

About anything else?

[J.D. Ryan]

Why don't you email him while you're.

[Bobbo]

Talking to the wrong Indian?

[John Clay Wolf]

Did he give an example of racist, or is the guy so stupid he doesn't pick up on the innuendo? That's actually reverse racist.

[Michael Turley]

Max didn't want to get into. He just wanted to buy his car.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre came. White black guy get on the air.

[Bobbo]

Chop chop.

[J.D. Ryan]

Here we go.

[DJ Pre K]

What's cracking?

[J.D. Ryan]

Shove the white black guy around. That's a good idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. I mean, I keep a white black guy around just to settle these disputes, to push him around. What, what do you think about that, DJ?

[Producer]

You, you.

[John Clay Wolf]

You work as a buyer. Givemetheven.com do you ever hear any of this? Do you straighten them out?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, man.

[DJ Pre K]

I know one thing that ain't racist is the money going on in here, okay? And we cutting that check, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

For real. It's all green for shizzle, fashy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Only color that matters.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I had a lot of feedback on your explanation of blunts last week.

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. You might hit him real quick one more time. How. How do you roll a blunt? Your style, DJ Pre K stuff.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, all right. Yeah, I'm gonna break it down. Look, you. You get your. Your herbal, you know, essence. You break it down to a nice, fine little quality. You know, something that you can pack real easy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Herbal essence.

[Bobbo]

What's that?

[J.D. Ryan]

So it used to be a shampoo, but now it's dope.

[Producer]

Baby.

[DJ Pre K]

But you get your. You get your. Your cigarillo or cigar. You know, I'm a swisher, sweet person. But you can do backwoods Phillies, all that. Get it in your. Cut it down the middle, or you can split it with your fingernail. You know, if you. If you used to the technique, then you. You dump out the guts, the tobacco, and you. You get your green and you put it in there. You make sure it's. It's a nice and neat in there. You pack it a little bit. You get it with your thumb, then you slide it over, you lick it and you roll it over. Then you light it. Then you inhale it, baby.

[John Clay Wolf]

But do you dip it in lean or didn't you tell me that you take a brush and put lean all over it and let it dry?

[Producer]

Oh, yeah.

[DJ Pre K]

That's more of an advanced technique. You know, I wouldn't recommend no rookies trying that out.

[John Clay Wolf]

But what is lean?

[DJ Pre K]

Lean is promethazine coating cough syrup. Man, that purple stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where would you get that? Can you get it at 7:11?

[Michael Turley]

No.

[DJ Pre K]

This ain't your average Robitussin, baby. You gonna need a prescription for this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Will you take us out, D.J. we've got to go to break.

[DJ Pre K]

Sure enough, we gonna be right back with the John Clay Wolf Show. Baby.

[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

And now your host, John Clay Wolf Turley, producer Turley. Remember, when we have Satan on, I need you to make sure you bring Reverend Charles in from the green room to point. Counterpoint. Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've had two Prince of Darknesses on.

[John Clay Wolf]

We've had Ozzy on this morning, and.

[J.D. Ryan]

Then we had Satan do.

[John Clay Wolf]

We may have Satan later and then. But when we have Satan, I want the counterpoint like CNN does, with Reverend Charles bringing up the Christian side of things.

[Bobbo]

Huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that make sense? Yeah. All right, good. Yeah. I'm just trying to, you know, keep it all even. Philip Houston. 13 MKX. 80,000. 70,000 miles. Leather nav. No roof. What color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black. Just like Bobbo's first prom date.

[Producer]

Boom.

[John Clay Wolf]

11:5.

[Caller]

11:5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. All right, let's do it. Go to. Give me the v I n givemethevin.com is. Is this the first time you've heard our show?

[Caller]

No.

[Producer]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

How long you been. How long have you been listening to.

[Caller]

Us, like six years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six years. Okay. And that's. I could tell because he homeboys like. Okay, here we go. He knows. He's not asking a bunch of questions.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. These new. These new markets are the ones that don't understand. Philip, will you tell him that it's real?

[Caller]

It's real.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Philip's man. Philip's. Amanda, many words. Thank you, Philip.

[Bobbo]

Let's go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six years. Damn, Turley, you're getting old.

[Producer]

And he's.

[Bobbo]

He hasn't learned any better yet, man. He's still with us.

[Producer]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 18 Mazda. You're gonna be flipped in it. Thomas. An 18 Mazda. CX5. What's your payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, I don't have one.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have the title twice with 18s with titles. So when you went and bought this car, did you. Did you buy it or did somebody leave it to you?

[Caller]

No, I bought it.

[John Clay Wolf]

He just wrote a check. Just wrote a reader. Sat down and said, everybody stand back. Fixed to write me a check.

[Bobbo]

Excuse me while I whip this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want the cash price better have my money.

[Caller]

It's better to haggle that way.

[John Clay Wolf]

I ain't interested in no financing you did. You salesmen in there, y' all financing your shoes and your ties. I'm buying this car. I'm living my life. CX5. You're gonna get mad at me. They depreciate hard. Is it a grand touring? A touring or sport?

[Caller]

No, the grand touring.

[John Clay Wolf]

Grand touring. How many miles? 18. So what it says, yeah, I'm a. I'm a. I'm a. 21 grand. 21 grand. 21 five. 21. 21 five. I know it.

[Caller]

John, I got a question for you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, sir.

[Caller]

Where's your guest that used to. I think he talked about Elvis. He used to give back stories on people.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wallace Edwards. We've got a cease and desist letter about Wallace Edwards. Oh, because there's an old dried up radio guy in Dallas Fort Worth. His name's Ed Wallace and he's on AM radio. I don't even know. Is he still on?

[J.D. Ryan]

JD I'm not even sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm not sure if he's still on. But he'd been going for a long time and Bobbo did this impersonation of him. So he flipped the name around and did Wallace Edwards. And since he wanted to be recognized more, he was insulted that we didn't use his real name. So he sent a cease and desist letter that we do that bit. So in the vein of that cease and desist letter, do you have the intro of it.

[Michael Turley]

Anyway, I had to get rid of it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think we. I think we should just do one. Anyway, who would you like to hear about Thomas?

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Tell me, tell me. Well, tell me a rock and roll history you'd like to hear. We'll try to wing one real quick.

[Caller]

Let's go with Bon Jovi.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bon Jovi. Okay, Turley, let's pull up some Bon Jovi. I can. I can pull. You what. What intro song should we use?

[Bobbo]

Just anything.

[John Clay Wolf]

Anything. It doesn't matter because. Why? Because they all sound the same.

[Bobbo]

The.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thomas. I was liking you until you mentioned Bon Jovi. But since we're on the east coast and all that, all. All the mullet heads are probably blobbering in their. In their Cheetos.

[Bobbo]

Put them on the spot, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Who put Wallace on the spot?

[Bobbo]

No, no, the guy on the phone. First. First thing that hit his mind. You know, it's like that old psychiatric evaluation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bon Jovi.

[Bobbo]

Say the first.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm gay is that knee jerk.

[Producer]

Stop it.

[Bobbo]

Say the first thing that pops in your mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Log.

[Caller]

Log.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got. I've got right now, Turley, if you want to hit mine. Okay, so here we go. This is a long distance dedication from you, Thomas to Wallace Edwards.

[Caller]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

In the mid-1970s, a young man named Thomas John Bontiovi Lapa Tatucci. What was a great singer, but his mother was a crime lord. One of the most dangerous people on the face of the Jersey coast.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's the Jersey Shore.

[J.D. Ryan]

Same thing.

[Bobbo]

She was also a cocaine addict and the inventor of a dangerous drug called ibogaine, which she got her young son, John. Bon Jovio. Would you drop. I got.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tucci changed his name.

[Bobbo]

Hooked on. By the age of 15, his singing voice suffered violently. And he lost his talent to carry a tune at all. Until he met a psychiatrist. 71 year old Tico Torres.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sounds like a episode of Breaking Bad.

[Bobbo]

Who's also a drummer in Bruce Springsteen's rock and roll band. But Tico and Bruce had words one late Sunday evening.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, no.

[Bobbo]

About Clarence Clemens saxophone falling out over the sacks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And before you knew it.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

What happened? Young Bonjavi Ovida coochie toot started his.

[J.D. Ryan]

Own band, changed his name again.

[Bobbo]

And at the advice of his mentor, psychiatrist and new drug dealer, Tico Torres changed his name.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'm going on my own to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bon Giovi Bon Jovi.

[Bobbo]

And now you know the rest of the story.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when Baba used to do those, he'd take an Hour to ride them, right?

[Bobbo]

Oh, I'd take a week to run.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think the ad lib was just as good.

[Bobbo]

And sometimes they were. They were six minutes long.

[John Clay Wolf]

The best one for sure, no, hands down, was Leonard Skynyrd.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we need to play that today in our number five.

[Bobbo]

But that one was mostly true.

[John Clay Wolf]

I play that. You know, some people play Alice's restaurant once a year on Thanksgiving. I play that once a year and I laugh just as hard. And people like, we've been doing this show forever. They're like, man, what about that? That, that Lynyrd Skynyrd tribute.

[J.D. Ryan]

Jimmy Buffett never goes on stage without playing Margaritaville.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy, an 06 Tundra with 160 on a four wheel drive. Is it a four door or two door? Randy, Randy and Beaumont.

[Bobbo]

He ain't gonna tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Randy the Chipmunk. Randy the Chipmunk. Randy and Beaumont. What's the difference? Hey, do you have a four door or an extended cab?

[Caller]

It's a four door and it's four wheel drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's leather. Average, rougher clean. 06 Toyota Tundra. Last year of the old body style. 157,000 miles.

[Caller]

Average, rougher clean, I would say average.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm holding up four fingers, Jada. I'm thinking 4,000. Does that buy it?

[Caller]

No, sir. We just bought the truck for my daughter and she's not getting paid in the military. I can't afford that right now.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's your payoff?

[Caller]

No, it's paid off.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much is it?

[Caller]

Well, we. We paid 9,000 for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. Well, easy, easy, Charlie. Military. Come on, let's not. Let's not push too hard. So I'm gonna stand up and salute your daughter in the military and go to 65 to 7,000. Just see if that helps. Y' all keep that. Work on it. Try to shop it. Try to. I'm not trying to buy your car. I'm trying to help you out.

[Producer]

Right.

[Caller]

No, I understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I would take. I'll be honest with you. I would take seven. I can take pictures and send it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, go. Good to go to. Give me the vi n.GiveMeThe Vin.com. load it up and we'll get to working on it.

[Bobbo]

Pay that man his money. That's nice, man. You know what I was thinking? And this happens to me all the time when you sit down. I'm just trying to help you out. I was thinking his response would be, oh, well, in that case, how about 11 5?

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. Well, I'm Just, I'm just giving a little too much to try to help him out.

[Bobbo]

Right? That's very. That's very good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy a lot of cars and, you know, sometimes we give too much on accident and we lose money because we're stupid. And it does happen more lately than normal. Maybe we're stupider than normal.

[Bobbo]

And sometimes.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm like, with this guy, why don't I throw a little extra at him? Because I'm going to give somebody extra on accident. Might as well give it to a military person that's in a bind. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[Michael Turley]

Now everybody's gonna call in, hey, I'm in the military.

[John Clay Wolf]

That six door truck we bought? Yeah, that was stupid. I don't know if you saw that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Six doors.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. A conversion F250 lifted. We let a car dealer, like an independent car dealer get into one of our buyer's ears and start running his trap. And he got put together. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

It's a beautiful thing, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lost 8,000. God.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all?

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Just eight?

[Bobbo]

Holy God. Only eight? It was like an F250.

[John Clay Wolf]

It lost more than I just offered on that guy's truck.

[Producer]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

It was like an F250 limo. J.D.

[Producer]

Really?

[Bobbo]

I was crazy. It was crazy. This thing was 12ft tall. It was huge.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you how bad we got put back together. Yeah, we sold it back to the guy that sold it to us for $8,000.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, dude, that's the worst. Really?

[DJ Pre K]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

Laughing really?

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a hell of a laugh track. You got early. 800-800-7234. 800. It hurts my feelings that we're that stupid. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

What else was headlines talking earlier about Bill Cosby. Bill Cosby's press spokesman this week, Andrew Wyatt, said the comedian.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not hanging timeout. Everybody's getting all upset. I just wanted you to hit the headlines because we only got 45 seconds.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they don't have time for the Bill Cosby.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, I'll just give you some.

[John Clay Wolf]

We do have a Bill Cosby bitcoin.

[J.D. Ryan]

We do. Okay, here's just some headlines for you. A man says he's dropping a bomb at Home Depot he met in the toilet. Police are called Cleveland steamer. Police are called Colorado man kills mountain lion with his bare hands. Boy, that's some good dope. Dallas man shows up at Dallas. Dallas dog park in his underwear covered in peanut butter. These all things really happened. Georgia man sets mom's house on fire due to foul or fight over Cheez.

[John Clay Wolf]

Its Georgia man set his own mother's house on fire over a fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

They were fighting over Cheez. Its not Cheetos, but everyone was fighting with Cheetos. And more of the Jordan Clay Wolf show and headlines coming up right after this.

[Announcer]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show presented by givemethe vin.com now.

[John Clay Wolf]

John Clay Wolf ELO that tell you this is Maddox's favorite band.

[Bobbo]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

My 12 year old in Chicago's is number two.

[DJ Pre K]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

So cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kids got good taste in music.

[J.D. Ryan]

So cool. The next generation is loving this music.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, but you gotta teach him though, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

When's it gonna wear out?

[Bobbo]

You know, there are a lot of kids his age that just haven't been shown anything.

[J.D. Ryan]

You think the guys from Toto ever thought Africa be a hit 40 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Later again with Weezer. 800, 807. The numbers. 800800 radio.

[Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty easy to remember. So don't ask me what the number is again. 800800 radio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Quit asking me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it's easy. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4. Okay, we've done this and that and that and this. We've got plenty of stuff lined up of east coast. I think we've only got two segments left up there. Here's one from Baltimore. Let's grab her. Leslie.

[Caller]

Good morning, Don.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning. How are you?

[Caller]

I'm doing just fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's the weather up there?

[Producer]

Cold.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cold. Hot and cold.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was deep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I see. 2000 Tahoe LTZ 98, 000 miles. Four wheel drive, leather roof. Nav. What color?

[Caller]

It's a 2010.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's right, 2010.

[Caller]

It's white.

[John Clay Wolf]

98000 miles. Does it have any rust? You're in that rust belt region.

[Caller]

Oh no, it's garage capped. Well, taken care of. No rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yes, it does.

[John Clay Wolf]

12 grand.

[Caller]

If it's under a hundred thousand, it beat Carmax.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I beat Carmax. What are you saying?

[Caller]

I need more.

[John Clay Wolf]

I beat Carmax. What's that mean?

[Caller]

Well, Carmax gave me $11,000. You gave me 12. But I. I'll only take 13.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, well hell. So I gotta beat him by two grand. Okay, well let me ask you some more questions. Does it have quad bucket seating? So does it have the two captain's chairs in the back?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the interior?

[Caller]

Tan.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you got a white tan, four wheel drive. With a roof. It has a sunroof, right?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the. Does it have factory navigation?

[Producer]

Yes, sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

Heated seats and air conditioned or just heated?

[Caller]

Heated and air conditioned.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give you circuit Bam.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'll give you 13. So here's. We bought about 12 cars last week's. Our first week in the D.C. area. We bought about 12 cars out there, and our office is in Manheim, Pennsylvania. So our drivers will come down Monday and pick it up with a check. Do you have a payoff or title? Okay, so take a picture of the. Go to givemethevin.comvin. put in the license plate number, put in the VIN number, and on the. The computer will automatically bid it. But whatever it says, say, I already sold it to John for 13 grand in the information box on the radio. And the guys listen to the radio show down in the buyer's room. So they hear this. Send me some nudes. And also send us a. I don't need a picture of your carmax offer. I don't give a damn, Charlie. I don't want anybody to send me some nudes. And then we'll come pick it up. Is Monday soon enough? Okay, so we're new. Is this the first time you've heard us?

[Caller]

No, I listened to you last week.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think?

[Caller]

I haven't heard anything like you since Howard Stern. I think you're awesome. The only thing you need is a baba buoy.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a bobo. Was that close enough?

[J.D. Ryan]

We have a bobbo buoy.

[Caller]

You're getting there.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need a golden throated black woman.

[Bobbo]

More of a booie bobo.

[Producer]

Oh, that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's JD Now. I listened to Howard when I was a kid when he was on the air. You know, I was. I remember when I was like 15, I first started driving and I'd like to Stern a lot. I didn't listen to him much. I listen to him for about four years, but yeah, they're great. When did they leave? Was it. When did they leave there? Up there in D.C. so have you lived in D.C. all your years? Did you used to Hear them on DC101?

[Caller]

I haven't lived here all of my life, but a good chunk of it. And yes, I do listen to him on DC 101.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you are an old fan. Well, good. I'm glad that that's resonated to you. I mean, those guys are as good. That's the best compliment anybody could ever have. We don't hit the sex and the Hot Topics as much because we want to stay on the air and not get fined and kicked off like they did. But however, we have fun with it and you know is our Saturday morning ditty. And we'll come pick your car up on a Monday morning. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Joe and Odessa, an 03 vet Z06 with 53,000 miles average. Rougher. Clean.

[Caller]

Very clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color?

[Caller]

Torch Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

Torch red tires. Yay. Nay.

[Caller]

Nay. I mean, yay. I'm sorry. Yeah, they're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Because you gotta really look in the middle of those vests, those tires. Like a foot wide. In the middle is where you can really see if in the back. How many miles are on them?

[Caller]

No, they're on the tires. Probably about 2500. They're pretty new.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm thinking, I'm thinking. I'm thinking up with 53,000 miles. I'm thinking 14 grand. 13. 14 grand on Z06.

[Caller]

1314.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yep. Does that work?

[Caller]

All right, let me. Let me find. That's a little lower than 1. And I was looking for around 16. 5.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, let's look at some pictures of her before you, you know, before we consummate this marriage or we break up on tinder. Go to givemetheven.com and send me some pictures. Send me some nudes. Not of you, Joe. Of the car. Of the car. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Randy the chipmunk is here in the studio.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get him out of the personal chipmunk that comes in, hangs out in our green room, and then comes in and talks to us about God knows what. Hey, Randy, buddy, buddy, hop up.

[Producer]

Hey, guys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

What's going on?

[John Clay Wolf]

Not much. How are you?

[Producer]

Good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Sausage McMuffin. And I got that belly full.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sausage McMuffin. I got me bellyful. I have trouble hearing what he said.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're doing good, though, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I do have a slight speech impediment.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where are you from?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Oh, no, it's true. A lot of animals do.

[J.D. Ryan]

Not. For a chipmunk, though. You're good.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, thank you very much. DJ Ryan.

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Ryan. You've been with us for. You've been coming in for like three years now. How long? What's the lifespan expectancy of a chipmunk?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, you got, you know, you gotta take care of you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because I'd like to kill this character off pretty soon. When does he die?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

It's different for chipmunks.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, that kind of people.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

People are like, well, you Better get on the treadmill, you know, stay off of the whiskey. You can snort your cocaine, but don't smoke it, right? You know, but it's kind of opposite for chipmunks. If you're not living dangerously, you ain't living, boy. Yeah, you gotta stay excited all the time. That's what keeps chipmunk alive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you do have a gambling fetish. So what are you doing now that football's over?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Well, I tell you, John, I've been thinking about taking you to therapy for that gambling thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, cuz I never win.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, I have it all figured out. Like, Rams, Patriots. What a stupid bet that was.

[J.D. Ryan]

You were all over the Rams.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I was watching Charles Barkley on a deal this week. Charles Barkley is a genius.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, Genius.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, and he bet on the Rams too. So I guess I'm not as much of a dumbass as I thought.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you're still lost.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Yeah, well, I'm still about 150 lines. Sure. You know, you don't make your money when you bet.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, you don't.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You make your money when you win.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Right. But you're not.

[John Clay Wolf]

They don't call it catching, they call it fishing.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

So speaking of fishing, later, I'm gonna go back for a filet o fish. Have you ever had one of those?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that at McDonald's or whatever.

[Producer]

Guys.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Dog, I love it, man. You get without tartar sauce. Okay, tell me what a. Plain and dry cheese only. It's beautiful. I think they make it out of like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you go through the. Do you go through. Do you just walk through the drive in or do you go.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

No, no, I just walk in and.

[John Clay Wolf]

They serve a chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I tell you something there. I think they're a little bit racial, some of those. McDonald's. I got a friend. It's a rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, Kim.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Kim the rat.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And is he Vietnamese?

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I took him in there with me one time and they like freaked out.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's a rat. We are rats in McDonald's. Yes.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Have you been to McDonald's?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I've been to McDonald's.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

You know, it's not like he's a hobo.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it's one thing to have a chipmunk.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

He's a clean rat.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's fancy, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, I have a whole new vision of rats after that movie, that Disney movie, Ratatouille.

[Producer]

They're good.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good folk.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hell yeah.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

And Tim, you know, Tim knows all his knots. He got a boy Scout handbook. He knows all kinds of stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

He can teach you.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

This is true story. I ain't kidding. If you like Falling lake, he can teach you how to take your pants off and make a life preserver out of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

No kidding. He's handy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Handy. Handy guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

Handy Tim. Yeah, the rat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Randy.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I'm going for my Eagle Scout daddy. Okay, after I get high.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, that's my thought.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, see you later. Pre K. Whitey, Blackie. Whitey, Blackie. Pre K. DJ Pre K. He's on the phone. God, he can't even think on our.

[Bobbo]

He is on the clock yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ten people on the phone. Where did they go?

[DJ Pre K]

Man, it was all classics, man. I don't know if you want to talk about a 55 GMC.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't buy old junk, man. They all want too much for it. Take the want price and cut it by two. And then you might cut that by two. I'll be back. Uno momento. 444.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Paulie. Hey, Stevie.

[Producer]

Get your ass over here.

[Announcer]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[Bobbo]

Every time you make a friend, you lose an enemy.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

His daughter is a good singer. Alexa Ray.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, she is. I'm surprised she's not more famous than she is.

[John Clay Wolf]

I would agree with you because I actually listened to some of her last night, watched some of her videos with her dad singing live. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was impressed.

[Bobbo]

She does a lot of live, like cabaret in New York City. And I don't mean burlesque.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I mean, she's got the gear for cabaret. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Christie Brinkley's dog.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is a very valid point. Is he Jewish?

[Bobbo]

I think a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. She's got that. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

He's from.

[John Clay Wolf]

She doesn't look just like Christie Brinkley.

[Bobbo]

No, she looks like her daddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

No, she does. That's not a bad thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

She's short like her dad.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Matt. 96 Porsche 911. 993. 3993. What was the next one in 97? Did it go to 997 or was it still 993? I forget. 99, a 97. Is it also a 993? Yes, I think that's correct.

[Caller]

The 993 is the last.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just swallowed my dip. Oh, no. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

[Bobbo]

That's bad.

[J.D. Ryan]

The next 20 minutes of radio, we brought to you by Skull.

[John Clay Wolf]

Fine. Cut. Wintergreen. Oh, no. Okay, a 96,911.993 target with 48, 000 miles of leather. Average rougher clean. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[Caller]

It's automatic.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean it's like a $40,000 car. If it's. If it's what I'm thinking it is.

[Caller]

I was thinking close to the mid-50s.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I had a 12,000 mile one that I bought for 55 and it was a one owned original. This is 48,000 miles. Let's do this. Before we start throwing around money on old ass cars, let's look at pictures. Can you load the pictures up into givemetheven.com Yep. So I'm hitting you at 40. Tell them in the info box say John said 40 on the air. I need 55. And then we'll, we'll start working on it. We'll try to meet in the middle like that old country song, you know. He started at her house and I started at mine and we met in the middle. It's just all dependent on how nice it is. It doesn't have any oil leaks.

[Caller]

None.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because you know what that cost effects?

[Caller]

Yes, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

6 to 8 G. All right, thanks Matt. 12 fusion with 92,000 miles sel. I don't know. 3, 4, 5 grand. 3, 4, 5, 3, 4, 4, 4 grand if it's got a roof. Eric, you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I don't have a roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm probably 3500. Andrea.

[Caller]

Yes, sir. Hey, John. Guys.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey. Hey. Oh, six three quarter ton diesel with a buck 40. So it's got a five nine in a, in a Cummins. Well in oh seven, half of them were five nines and half of them were six whatevers they changed, they changed the emissions and changed the engines on the Cummins. So if you have an 06, you've got a 5. You've got a 5 9. That's good. It's leather. It's leather and roof. So is it Laramie or is it SLT with a leather ad?

[Caller]

Believe it's a laramie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, does 10,000 bite?

[Caller]

Come on. I was in the car business down here in South Louisiana and she's my ex secretary but my best friend, okay. I'm out of the car business, semi retired, but her and her husband are separating and she's liquidating.

[Producer]

Okay.

[Caller]

So I'm trying to help her get all she can for this truck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to buy it. I'll give 10,000, put it in the go to givemetheven.com and load it up, talk to her about it. If 10 doesn't buy it. I'll give some more if it's nice. Again, we're talking about a 06 with 140,000 miles. It depends on the conditions. I need pictures of the seats. I need pictures of the tires. I need pictures all the way around. And then. And I'll give 10 for a normal one. But if you got a really nice one, I'm gonna give more.

[Caller]

I'm gonna send you some nudes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. 800, 800. Can't wait. I'm getting off there. I'm gonna stand by the fax machine and wait on them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait for those.

[John Clay Wolf]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. Send you some nudes. 800, 800 radio. Dolly Parton is Music Cares person of the year.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she's, she's. They did a tribute to Dolly and she was so impressed by the performance that she's a very plain spoken country girl. Sure she is. She had something very interesting to say about it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear it. It's been such a thrill for me tonight to see all these great artists.

[Caller]

Watching them.

[John Clay Wolf]

So like whites and corn, you're not.

[Caller]

Personally involved, but you still get all money.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, you would think in a situation that large they'd get a direct pull off of the board.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Instead of holding an iPhone up to the speaker.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

The parking lot so we could get some audio that I could understand. I'm not deaf. But I didn't hear what she had to say. Something about porn.

[J.D. Ryan]

Something like that.

[John Clay Wolf]

What'd you say, mom?

[Bobbo]

Seeing all these artists perform, my music is kind of like porn. What is it?

[J.D. Ryan]

Your. You're not really directly related, but you still get off on it. Bill Cosby has been talking about his time in prison. Normally you think prison to be kind of a bad thing. You think, okay, he's going to prison. That'll teach him well. Bill Cosby's press spokesman, Andrew Wyatt said the comedian has described his time in prison in very positive terms.

[Bobbo]

He looks really amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's down to 195 pounds.

[Bobbo]

He hasn't eaten any bread, no dessert, beans and cornbread.

[John Clay Wolf]

He hasn't drank any coffee since he's been in there. Now, the funny part about it, Mrs.

[Bobbo]

Cosby has been trying to stop him.

[John Clay Wolf]

From drinking coffee for 55 years.

[Bobbo]

And she said it took this to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stop him from drinking coffee.

[Bobbo]

They wake him up at 3:30am and he exercises. He's mentally strong. He's just a strong man.

[Caller]

He said he's. Despite the circumstances, he said this is an amazing experience.

[John Clay Wolf]

And now that El Chapo has been sentenced to life in prison.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Much like Bill Cosby. Is it true that they're going to be roommates?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. In fact, this is amazing. But I got an ISD in line. You did not put in Bill Cosby cell.

[J.D. Ryan]

You will.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, he's doing good.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna have Bill as a guest.

[Michael Turley]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right now.

[Michael Turley]

If we can get him on real quick. Yeah. Oh, yeah, because we gotta ask him.

[J.D. Ryan]

Michael, you're amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

Michael, you connections, you're a producer beyond. They never should have fired you off the ticket. They never should have done it. Bill, get over here.

[Bobbo]

Hello, Camille.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get up into that microphone, Bill.

[Bobbo]

Is this the Camille?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, this is John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

No, this is the radio program that down in Dallas, Texas, having a good time.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right, that's it. Hey, Bill, I'm God, I'm honored, man. I listened to your album. Why is there air? When I was a kid. Wow, this is just amazing.

[Bobbo]

Did you like the part where they talk about the football and the basketball and the having the fun with the jello pudding pop?

[J.D. Ryan]

You sound amazing. For a guy who's been in prison, man, you just sound chipper.

[Bobbo]

Prison is high flying Hap Zap. Really Having a good time. Having a good time at the prison with my new roommate, the Chapo Decapo likes to say this. El Chapo, he says, you can drop the El Bill Cosby, I love Fat Albert.

[J.D. Ryan]

He says, oh, really?

[Bobbo]

And I give him a hey, hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, can you give us a Fat Albert impersonation?

[Bobbo]

El Chapo has the diet. When he comes down with the jalapeno peppers and is so happy, it's all a good time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he keeping you high on cocaine?

[Bobbo]

He says he's gonna make me cake my birthday next week.

[Michael Turley]

Oh, okay.

[Bobbo]

You don't know what. Get that down in the prison. And the penitentiary food is harmful.

[John Clay Wolf]

He gets special treatment in the prison. You're lucky to have him as a. And he creates tunnels and he can take you for walks outside the prison.

[Bobbo]

They've had me on a big diet for a long time and my birthday's coming and they can't get a birthday cake for my wife to leave. But El Chapo said he's gonna give me a high hard one. So we get the cake down to the cellar, gonna have a happy party time.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's a whole different thing, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if you like girls. And that's what got you in there, Bill, if we remember, you were taking El Chapo's medicine and giving it to those fine young ladies. So it makes sense that y' all are in there, but he likes women too. You know, in the courtroom, he had his wife and all of his mistresses lined up. So y' all may have a hell of a time together.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I never met el chapter oh, till yesterday. I got the drugs from Rick James.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Bill Cosby.

[Bobbo]

And may you just stay with the now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Bill Cosby. Greg in Winchester, Virginia. Good morning, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning. How. Hey, hey, hey. I'm the first time hearing the show I'm really enjoying. Very entertaining. And it takes me back to a jewel that I had that I let go, that I wish I still had. I had a 69 Chevy Camper Special.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[Caller]

It had Imaron paint. The bed was beautiful. 354 bolt turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you still have your mullet?

[DJ Pre K]

Let me tell you what Melbourne Post is packing right here.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got 411 posi track outback 750.

[DJ Pre K]

Double pumper, Edelbrock stock intakes, sport over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're talking some. Our first, our first mullet call from Virginia. Appalachian ER strikes again. I love it. Yeah, we expected this.

[J.D. Ryan]

We were prepared.

[John Clay Wolf]

I can't wait until Donald Trump calls in. It's gotta happen. It's gotta happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

The word will spread.

[John Clay Wolf]

We need Donald and Rush on together. I couldn't believe that Trump was stroking Rush that hard yesterday. I mean he was like, he was paid. It was like a paid announcement.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just think he got off script and he just sort of locked it on. Rush, Rush has always been a big fan.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know, Donald J. Trump.

[J.D. Ryan]

And all that noise.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ryan, real quick. A 16 Accord Sport with 62,000 miles leather. Is it a six or a four cylinder?

[Caller]

It's the four cylinder turbo.

[John Clay Wolf]

Two door, four door, four door. 14, 13. 13 grand. Does that sound right?

[Caller]

Needed a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much more?

[Caller]

Payoff is right around 15 go to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN dot com. Load a license plate or your VIN number in there. Tell them I was thinking 14. You need this just put in there says, what does it take? Put it in there and we'll try to buy it.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks man.

[Caller]

Appreciate it.

[John Clay Wolf]

My name is John Clay Wolf. His name is J.D. ryan Bobo and Michael Turley. And of course DJ Pre K. We'll be back in a moment. Oh, D.C. go to the stream. John claywolf.com. pick up the next hour because we're losing you.

[Announcer]

Now back to The John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

How high did you get off that chiba cheek?

[Bobbo]

Pretty powerful stuff, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Life ain't like a box of chocolates.

[Announcer]

I'm adding you hit him up right now. 1-800-800-800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Keeping it classy right here on the radio this Saturday morning.

[Bobbo]

Coming to you live for the Triple.

[Announcer]

D and D. This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[John Clay Wolf]

JD did you see the picture on the Twitter?

[Bobbo]

I did.

[John Clay Wolf]

About the Porsches that rolled over on the trailer?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

We buy 500 cars every week. So you can imagine how they're moving from everywhere. They're moving from everywhere on all these transporters. Really lucky Knock, knock, knock on woods that we don't have many accidents. I had a raptor fly off the top of one. And I've had two trucks turn into convertibles under bridges.

[Michael Turley]

We had a Ferrari hanging off a trailer one time.

[Producer]

Remember?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're not talking about that one.

[J.D. Ryan]

Remember, we don't talk about that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you know that that truck driver died in a wreck in Oklahoma last winter? He jack knifed and passed away. Oh, well, we. We gave him a tribute. You don't remember that?

[Michael Turley]

I remember that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't remember. Anyway, our buyer out in Atlanta, Pierce, bought these cars.

[J.D. Ryan]

I saw this picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

I found out about it from just seeing the picture.

[J.D. Ryan]

Who strapped the white one down to the trailer?

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to go to Twitter at John Claywolf and you'll see the pictures. Pierce, are you there?

[Caller]

I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What the hell happened?

[Producer]

Boy.

[Caller]

Man, it was a bad day, but it turned out pretty good overall.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mean, were they Caymans?

[Caller]

I mean, there were two, two Cayennes. The white Cayenne was a cheaper one. And the, the dark blue, almost black was the GTS that ended up falling off the trailer a little bit. But they actually got more damage from just the wrecker trying to get them upright.

[John Clay Wolf]

When you see the pictures, you'll see what happens. So it's on. It's a three car trailer on a Ford dually.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it rolled over on its side. It broke the hitch, broke the bed off the dually. But the white one was strapped in so tight it didn't touch the ground. It's just sitting there perfectly. And then the black one slid off and hit. So they screwed up the white one too?

[Caller]

Yep. No, the white one was okay. The white one, they ended up just flipping the trailer over and it was fine. It stayed attached the whole time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much did we pay for the white one?

[Caller]

The white one was 20 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

And how much was the black one?

[Caller]

50 grand.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ouch. And that's the one that got hurt. So did the trucker have good insurance?

[Caller]

He did.

[John Clay Wolf]

$1 million.

[Caller]

I could send you pictures. It's actually really not that bad. I mean, the. The blue one. Three, four, five grand. It'll be. It'll be fine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are we selling it to the Transports Insurance? Are they just gonna give us a check and we're gonna fix it?

[Caller]

We don't know yet. We're. They'll probably just give us a check and we'll fix it, because it's not. There's no frame.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's superficial. I saw that. I saw the damage. It's. It's like grocery store bump damage. It's not bad.

[Caller]

It's not bad. It's really not bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I want to understand how it happened, because it looks like it all happened in slow motion.

[Caller]

He took a right hand out of the quick trip gas station, and his trailer just fell right over. And it was mainly the. The ball. He runs on a ball and not a fifth wheel. And that ball gave way and broke and snapped.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it was in one of those, like, where you're going down and up. Probably like a weird angle, I bet is what did it.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, it was a little bit of an angle, and it definitely, you know, it just gave way and are.

[John Clay Wolf]

We gonna tell our truck driver to start using better equipment?

[Caller]

Yeah, definitely. A tandem axle or the dual axle type trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

When we. But when we bought that Lamborghini out of it, when we bought that Lamborghini out of Atlanta and you sent it over here to Dallas, it was on a special trailer.

[DJ Pre K]

Correct?

[Caller]

It was on an enclosed, a little bit better trailer.

[John Clay Wolf]

But.

[Caller]

But this guy, he runs for us, you know, some McLarens and stuff. He's had, you know, a million dollars worth of cars sitting on the back of there, so we came out lucky.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's a good ending to a sad story. If you. If you go, Pierce took the pictures, but if you go to my Twitter, go to on Claywolf, the pictures of it are there. Well, I'm glad nobody's hurt and the cars are okay. And we'll get her all put back together. How's your day going out in the East Coast?

[Caller]

Great. Everything's good. I'll send you some pictures of it upright and I'll.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, Pierce. Talk to you soon.

[Producer]

Wow.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just saying from the drivers. Oh, that's got to be the worst feeling in the world. You're taking a turn all of a Sudden you're garage. I just want to kill myself.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what insurance.

[J.D. Ryan]

It just happens.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm glad it wasn't our insurance. Yeah, because every time you have an accident like that on your insurance, guess what happens during what happens. It goes up.

[J.D. Ryan]

I got you. Well, let's see what else is going up. A guy in Houston went to smoke weed. Speaking of going up at an abandoned house last week, he found a 1,000 thousand pound tiger in a beat up cage. Now you think the guy's high, Walked in and goes, okay, I'm seeing a tiger. Surely there's not a real tiger here. The tiger's cage was all beat up, secured only with a screwdriver and a nylon strap. He thought he was hallucinating. Of course at first that he made an anonymous call to the cops.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's a very large tiger.

[Caller]

It's kind of scary because there's a.

[Bobbo]

Tiger not here in Houston. That's not normal.

[John Clay Wolf]

They assured us that it wasn't the effects of the drugs that made them believe that they were seeing a tiger. So first we thought it might have been a prank or they were high. She's pretty large, so she doesn't look underfed. She was thirsty and wasn't especially threatening. They did tranquilize her right before they transported her. It's a beautiful, beautiful animal and we want it to live a happy, healthy life. And living in a cage is not optimal circumstances for anyone involved, man.

[Bobbo]

Like an abandoned building or something.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm gonna go in here, smoke some dough, man. I mean, it's just my own business. Nobody's. Holy crap.

[Bobbo]

You just never know. It's just like hangover man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, totally.

[Bobbo]

You look around and there's a tiger in the bath.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I'm gonna blow through some cars real quick.

[Bobbo]

Okay?

[John Clay Wolf]

Do it, Eric. O5 avalanche three quarter ton buck and a half on the miles. Leather roof, nav average, rough or clean, four to five grand. Go to give the vin.com load it up. Five grand. I'm good at five grand. Garrett 99 Ram Half Ton Hunt. Oh God. My gosh. Garrett, sell this one on Craigslist. It's got too many miles. Too old for me either actually.

[Caller]

It's got a brand new crate motor in it.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hear you, but you spent, you spent more on that than the truck's worth. I mean, it just, it just, it's just hard, man. It's hard. I, I, when we bring these cars, when I auction these cars off, I mean, it'll bring 1500 bucks. So I give You a thousand bucks. And I pay for the transport and I pay a selfie. I make 100 bucks. If it brings 1500, I might do two if it's real nice. Put me down for a thousand. To fifteen hundred. Joe. 16F150FX for 17,000 miles. This car so good. I don't want to snap. Bet it on the radio. Will you load it into givemetheven.com?

[Caller]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Chris. A 12 Camaro SS, 45th anniversary, leather roof, 74,000 miles. What color?

[Caller]

Black, with a red stripe leather roof.

[John Clay Wolf]

Automatic or stick?

[Caller]

Automatic with the speed shifters on the side.

[John Clay Wolf]

On the paddles.

[Caller]

The paddles? Yeah, on the steering wheel.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, that's good. 12 SS was 75. Is it worth 13? Is that right?

[Caller]

I was looking to get a little more than that.

[John Clay Wolf]

How much?

[Caller]

Want to get at least 17 or 16.

[John Clay Wolf]

4,000 miles loaded up. I'm not gonna give you that, but I might meet you in the middle. If meeting in the middle of work. Loaded [e-mail] or work on it. Okay. Thank you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is this new Sandler Valentine song any good?

[Bobbo]

I like it. My Funny Valentine. You know, they go way back. A lot of people have said that Jimmy Fallon is kind of the new Adam Sandler.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Because he also sings real well. Yeah, it's a. I think it's a minute and a half.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we'll do that in our number five then. That's a long one. Man releases live rat inside McDonald's. Well, that's what Randy was talking about is that. Randy's not a man.

[Bobbo]

That's a viral video that's going around. A fellow walked into a McDonald's and this is in New Jersey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Right.

[Bobbo]

Jersey City, maybe Atlantic City. Into a big McDonald's and released a live rat onto the floor.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have audio. Yes, we do.

[Michael Turley]

No, I don't know what happened to that audio. Taser fire.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's twice today that we set up a bit that the audio wasn't there. That's too bad.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

We'll run our plays during the week and practice for you guys next week.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two days. We're doing two A days this week.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. A great SNL sketch about the problem of blackface.

[Michael Turley]

Do have that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's hear one that we have.

[Bobbo]

Has anybody else worn blackface in college? Anybody?

[Announcer]

What if the blackface was just part.

[John Clay Wolf]

Of your costume of a black person?

[Bobbo]

You see, Tom, that's the exact kind of thing that we're looking for. Here today? Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Barbara, does it count if you did.

[Caller]

It all the way back in the 80s?

[John Clay Wolf]

No, of course not. It was funny and cool in the 80s.

[Bobbo]

No, no, I'm gonna stop you right there. There, Phil. It does still count. And it was never funny or cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you were just goofing around with your friends?

[Bobbo]

That's still wrong.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, but what if it was part of your costume of a black person?

[Bobbo]

I just answered that.

[Announcer]

But what if the costume won a contest?

[Bobbo]

What was the contest? Blackest face. Am I in hell?

[John Clay Wolf]

But what. What if I wore blackface for a.

[Caller]

Costume of a black woman?

[Bobbo]

It's still bad. It's the same bad. Is that what you did?

[Producer]

Oh, no, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was a fat Al Sharpton.

[Bobbo]

Why did you even ask?

[John Clay Wolf]

What if you're half black?

[Producer]

Huh?

[Bobbo]

Okay, well, I mean, it's still offensive. But I guess if you're biracial, there's a different connotation.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, no, no, not biracial.

[Bobbo]

I mean, one year my costume was.

[John Clay Wolf]

To be both Michael Jackson's, so I only did half.

[Caller]

So an idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm doing that next year.

[Bobbo]

No, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was there a half black face and Ebony and ivory video on MTV maybe?

[J.D. Ryan]

No, that was Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson singing together.

[Bobbo]

I don't believe they weren't.

[Michael Turley]

They weren't dressed.

[John Clay Wolf]

But wasn't there a character in there that was half and half? They turned their head.

[J.D. Ryan]

Watch the video.

[Bobbo]

It could well have been someone to.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them in prison, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen the Katy Perry shoes they've now pulled? Two retail chains appeared to have pulled these shoes. I'm going to show you a picture of them. Dillard's in Walmart, so you can describe them. These are black shoes where they look like Mr.

[John Clay Wolf]

Potato Head.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's so absurd. Now they've pulled these shoes off. It looks like. Imagine a black shoe where you took the Mr. Potatoes.

[John Clay Wolf]

The cat. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And you put the eyes in the mouth on shoes. That's what it looks like. And they pulled those.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now I've done some stupid things in my life.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I've never been inspired to, like, dress up in blackface.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I don't get the humor.

[John Clay Wolf]

To be honest, I don't get the humor at all. Well, Buckwheat was funny.

[Bobbo]

Well, Buckwheat was actually black Murphy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that's the same.

[J.D. Ryan]

Was Eddie Murphy making fun of a black character?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, there's a matter of appropriation. But you're serious. They are taking it serious. Anybody remember a film called Silver Streak where Gene Wilder applied Some makeup in a bathroom, trying to hide from the face. And Richard Pryor helped him do it.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I give bad opinions on the air.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I wonder.

[John Clay Wolf]

If his sugarfoot makes his tail feather.

[Announcer]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is my creative genius, damn it.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf, that Trump thing, that was fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's great. That is good. You can hear him saying every one of those words.

[Michael Turley]

Just the amount of time to edit something like that people don't understand because you have to have all that at your disposal to get the tones right.

[John Clay Wolf]

To fit the song, each word up.

[J.D. Ryan]

There was a Tom broke on one years ago that was cut up just like. That was amazing.

[Producer]

Just.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's like, oh, my Lord, imagine how much time that took.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we wore that sell that thing out on our T shirts and they think we should retire it and come up with another slogan to sell on our T shirts at the website of Junkly Wolf.

[Bobbo]

I just had a funny thought, but you don't want to hear it.

[John Clay Wolf]

What about the. A lot of people repeat that. Remember, you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. I had a guy stop me in the store and say that a couple weeks ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you hear that Bob? That JD had? He was standing in line at a 7, 11, 10 in the morning and a guy turned back to JD and just held up his deal with natty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Light, some natty lights and turn around. He just held him up and he said, you can't be drunk all day if you don't start in the morning. And walked away. That's all he said.

[John Clay Wolf]

He knew who you were. He knew who came up with the.

[J.D. Ryan]

Phrase, didn't say I love the show. Didn't say nothing else.

[Bobbo]

But that can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning. In the morning. I don't know. Is that. Is that a good marketing slogan?

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty wordy.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, it is long.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pretty wordy.

[Bobbo]

Kind of unhealthy too. I mean, because I've done it.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've speakers.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, DJ Prek, you there?

[Michael Turley]

What up?

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a what were they on Bit.

[DJ Pre K]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That I'd like to bounce off of the gallery here.

[J.D. Ryan]

This is where we tell a story and try to figure out what intoxicant possibly the person was.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to preserve the name of the previous employee so that we don't get in any trouble.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's one of those previous employees. This could be anybody, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

It could be anybody. It could be white, black, Latino, other.

[Producer]

So.

[J.D. Ryan]

So it could be from sea to shining sea. Wouldn't have to be.

[John Clay Wolf]

We have a guy working in our Baton Rouge office, and he was. I didn't realize that he didn't have a house. I found out he was living in the back of the office, and I was like, that's okay for a minute, as long as nobody can see and it's a different room. And then he took a Shelby Mustang and he. That we bought, and he took it out that night and he open the top while it was going. Oh, no, the convertible. So it sprung the top back.

[Bobbo]

Oh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the manager called me and he's like, what do I do with this? I said, this is going to cost 1500 bucks at least fixed. And then. And then. Then he left the office and he took our computer and he went to Houston.

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I guess he was going to work.

[Michael Turley]

From home or something, but didn't tell anybody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't tell anybody. And our IT guy called him and they start screaming each other over email.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And so I told the manager, I said, tell him to get this. My computer. Come to Fort Worth. Let's see him. He can work here. Let's see what the hell's going on. And he gets up here, more oddities start happening. And I kind of really leaned into him in front of all the staff.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And told him, you don't. You don't need to be staying here. You don't need to be causing any commotion.

[Caller]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They didn't want him downstairs the buyer's room, so they told him to go upstairs in another's buyer's room where he's by himself.

[Bobbo]

Oh, I know who you're talking.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it doesn't matter. We're not trying to.

[Bobbo]

Nope.

[John Clay Wolf]

But. But then you put him in a.

[Bobbo]

Room with me is what you did.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. So. So then I get a. So then I get a phone call at midnight from security saying, hey, your place has been broken into.

[Bobbo]

Oh, what?

[John Clay Wolf]

And we get to talking, and it's him. He's at the office sleeping on a couch.

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And I'm like, but we'll arrest him. I was like, well, he's got a key. I'm like, well, how the hell's he got a key? I said, officer, please try the key on the door and see if it worked.

[Bobbo]

And it did.

[John Clay Wolf]

I said, okay, I'll be up there in a minute. I get there, I said, get the hell out.

[Michael Turley]

You got here at midnight, about 11:30.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Yeah, it's all happened this week. So after all this and me berating him the previous day, moving him, he goes up to our office manager who doesn't know any of this drama. He says, hey, John said it's okay if I spend the night up here because I'm from Houston.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And can I sleep on the couch in the driver's lane? She said, yeah, here's a keep. But when I set the alarm, do not move. You have. This was kind of dumb.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

But she's like, don't move from the couch or the alarm will go off.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you can't do that.

[Bobbo]

That's what happened. I heard little parts of this story all week long, but I didn't know precisely.

[Michael Turley]

So what was he on?

[John Clay Wolf]

So what was he on?

[Producer]

Dj?

[DJ Pre K]

I think that might be the effect.

[Michael Turley]

Of cocaine and some strippers, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

We've never had that as an addition. The strippers. We've never.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you think, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, I'm. God, that sounds very.

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't know if he's on anything or if he's just really, really, really ballsy.

[J.D. Ryan]

We haven't identified anybody.

[Producer]

I'm.

[J.D. Ryan]

That just, to me, sounds methy, but I don't know.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know either.

[Michael Turley]

I can't play, cuz. I mean, I have a strong.

[J.D. Ryan]

You have a strong.

[John Clay Wolf]

I know that he called our HR lady yesterday and wanted the. The phone number to my attorney.

[J.D. Ryan]

That doesn't sound drunk and it's not alcoholish.

[Michael Turley]

Got a lot of money, you know.

[J.D. Ryan]

To throw in a lawyer.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. There's nothing ballsy about it. It sounds like he's on poverty to me.

[J.D. Ryan]

You know, so far we've had stripper and poverty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, well, he. He quit because he was going to. He met this hot girl that has three children and her father died, and he was going to take care of them. Oh, sure. And that drained him out. And then he came back to work and I was like, sure, I'll give you a job, and. But I didn't realize he was on his last nickel. But why did he take out the Shelby Mustang and break it? And then why did he take the computer to Houston?

[Michael Turley]

Drugs are bad.

[Bobbo]

Like irresponsibility. And it could be. It could be chemically related for sure if it is this game.

[J.D. Ryan]

So I'm gonna go probably cocaine.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like the guy.

[J.D. Ryan]

So expensive.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll tell you the truth. I like the guy. For some reason I like the guy. You must. I've heard I'm the only one.

[J.D. Ryan]

You must.

[John Clay Wolf]

But that's probably because I don't have to deal with him much. Yes, exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Give somebody nine trouble night chances.

[John Clay Wolf]

But when I'm sick, and if you can hear by my voice, I've been sick all week and they call me and drag my fluish ass out of bed at midnight.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

By the cops.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are the most tolerant man in the world. As far as people don't. Oh my Lord. Are you? Yes. There have been people that say, you know what? I want to get promoted here. I may go slap John.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

I've heard him say, we tried and tried to give his job back and the guy wouldn't take it. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

You are so tolerant.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's just when you're growing and you need help and we've been growing so fast. I hate to get rid of a.

[J.D. Ryan]

Trained people that know. Yes. Our people that already know everything.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate to get rid of a trained guy because it takes a lot to get him trained. Yeah, it really does.

[J.D. Ryan]

I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

But, you know. But, but, but, but the trip up here in the middle of the night with the cops, that was my last straw. I finally hit, hit the skids on that one.

[Michael Turley]

Not wrecking the Shelby or stealing the computer.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, none of that.

[John Clay Wolf]

None of that. No. Threatening to kill the IT guy.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Or yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And IT rob was like really torqued up. Dude. I've never seen him get that mad. He was wanting to fight.

[J.D. Ryan]

He's got.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was all of like a buck ten, man.

[Caller]

That's.

[Bobbo]

That's one side of her. But with all that going wrong, the simple explicit instruction was don't you get off that couch. That's all you gotta do.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all he had to do. She gave him a hand, man. And a key.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Which was odd. Okay. Run in Houston.

[Caller]

Hello.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

What kind of Camaro ss?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good. Is it Sunroof?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Leather?

[Caller]

Yes. Black leather.

[John Clay Wolf]

Chromes or the steel wheel or alloys?

[Caller]

Alloys.

[John Clay Wolf]

What color is the car?

[Caller]

It's lime green.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it like Hulk green or bright lime green?

[Producer]

Hulk.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it a 1ss or 2ss?

[Caller]

2Ss.

[John Clay Wolf]

It has how many miles?

[Caller]

28,100.

[John Clay Wolf]

So we will start over. 11. Camaro Hulk Green with leather. No roof. Does it have navigation?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. But it has great miles. Does have a clean carfax?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does 16 grand buy it?

[Caller]

Think so.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Do you have a title or A payoff?

[Caller]

No, it would be a clean title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, then we will send Rick over there in Houston to pick it up. Go to take pictures, the front, back, the title car all the way around. Go to givemetheven.com, load it up and we will come get it Monday morning with a check from bank of America.

[Caller]

Okay, one quick question, Bud. It's an rs. Now is that a difference?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it a ssrs?

[Caller]

I'm looking at the back of it. Rs.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, is it a six or an eight cylinder? Six cylinder makes a big difference. Go, go, load it up and Give me the vin.com. the computer will bid it for you off the cuff and we'll start working on it again. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf. Both JD, Ryan Bobbo and Michael Turley. We buy cars in the air. Oh yeah, we're back.

[Announcer]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[Bobbo]

Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.

[Caller]

Something happened to him.

[Announcer]

Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

See that sign? No shirt, no shoes, no die.

[Producer]

So.

[John Clay Wolf]

It'S a good song. I've been listening to Hagar lately. His pre Van Halen stuff.

[Bobbo]

He's aging well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good.

[Bobbo]

His music's aging well.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's good. It's good. Kelly and Grapevine, good morning.

[Caller]

Good morning, John. How are you today?

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm good, I'm good. Hey, I just want to tell you.

[Caller]

That I listen to you every Saturday morning. You know, I'm out and about, driving around and I love you guys. I never sell a car, buy a car, but.

[John Clay Wolf]

That'S just a byproduct of everything. That's just what pays the bills. We like doing the show for you guys and keeping everybody entertained on Saturday mornings.

[Caller]

Oh yeah, I laugh my way. I know what the people in the next car is saying. Look at that crazy redhead over there laughing her ass off.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you sound hammered, hun.

[Producer]

What have you.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you on? What?

[Producer]

He.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's just putting a drop. He's just put. He's playing drops. Hey, go to the.

[Caller]

What happened to me this morning was I was in the drive through and this guy was eyeing me through the wind, his rear view mirrors. And he bought my breakfast. So that made my day. Are you hot, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

On a scale of 1 to 10, what would you rank yourself about?

[Producer]

8.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, JD would have brought your breakfast too. Got you a Big Mac. Send me some nudes. How old are you? JD's looking for a. For not looking for. Looking for A side piece.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm not. No.

[John Clay Wolf]

52. JD, she's younger than you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Nope.

[Bobbo]

52 is a very good year.

[John Clay Wolf]

And Bobo Bobbo, too. Well, let's. I think Bob is your girlfriend. Can she hear us talking?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, Turley's married and I'm married. And JD's half ass married.

[Michael Turley]

Pre K, get you some of that old fine wine.

[John Clay Wolf]

Are y' all swingers?

[Caller]

My husband's a train operator. He's out of town and I'm married.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you like to go out with DJ Pre K? He's half black, half white.

[Bobbo]

You don't want.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's half black, half white.

[Bobbo]

You don't want. Pre K. He ain't ready. No. 52, you're way too experienced for Pre.

[DJ Pre K]

K. Come on now. I'm trying to get some of that experience, man. I'm a smooth Macadamian, baby.

[Bobbo]

Dude, you fought, you would fall apart. Listen, their thing, once they get over 35, there are things a woman knows that would.

[Caller]

That's right.

[Bobbo]

Disrupt you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You would break.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm trying to find out.

[DJ Pre K]

Kelly, what's up?

[Caller]

Yeah, all you young men want an older woman.

[John Clay Wolf]

Kelly, go to the John Clay Wolf show page and post a picture of yourself. But I love you Pre k. All right. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Nikki 11 suburban with 200,000 miles is leather cloth.

[Caller]

What was that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is your 200,000 mile suburban leather or cloth claw? Probably five grand, maybe four. When the miles get that high, just kills it. Kills it dead. Unless it's hard loaded, like with all the leather roof nav quads. Then they'll ship them overseas and I'm sure they whack the miles on them, but that's their business on ours anyway. Why are we talking about.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know why you're.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-7234.

[Bobbo]

What the hell happened to Pre K? I don't know. He hasn't spoken in two weeks. He just keeps smiling.

[J.D. Ryan]

He just smiled and he. He's giving up rap music for Barry Manilow.

[John Clay Wolf]

She ranked herself at an 8.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Honestly, she's either overconfident or very attractive.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put your. Put the picture.

[John Clay Wolf]

It could go either way.

[J.D. Ryan]

John Claire Wolf show on Facebook.

[John Clay Wolf]

800-800-Radio. What else do we have for today's?

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, normally you think of yoga as being kind of a thing where you go to relax and enjoy and center yourself, chill out. Well, a brewery in Houston holds rage. Rage yoga classes combining traditional yoga poses with loud vocal outbursts that help the participant Calm themselves by releasing the negativity. Certified instructor Ashley explains.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're all angry about something, and we all have been holding on to an F bomb for a little bit too long.

[Producer]

Yeah. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

So that's what this does. It allows you to have a safe space to let go of your anger and frustration and rage in a healthy way. You know, My, my. I haven't told you all this, but, you know, from my injury. Sure.

[J.D. Ryan]

Years ago in a motorcycle.

[John Clay Wolf]

Motorcycle accident, motocross wreck. Broke my back, got my spinal cord, was in a wheelchair for a while. I was peeing through a catheter for years.

[Bobbo]

Supposed to hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Supposed to never walk again, but you do.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I started taking HGH shots back.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I wanted to get better, and I got another prescription for it. Okay. But my wife says it makes me angry, so maybe I need to go to that rage hormonal.

[J.D. Ryan]

When you need to get some anger out, when you get a lot.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here's the problem is, you know, I was like, you know, if I'm going to take those shots, then I ought to start working out again. They'll give me an excuse to work out. Because if you're doing hgh, you're working out, you'll get triple the effect.

[Bobbo]

Right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And. And my lazy ass. You know, I started out for like 10 days, and now I'm like, well, these shots are working me out. I'm good.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're not working you out.

[Bobbo]

So you're taking them now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, I'm taking them now. What, do you got a problem?

[Bobbo]

No, that makes perfect sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have you seen something change, bubble in him?

[Bobbo]

No, but I've been around a long time, you know. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why does it make perfect sense? Have I been a little edgy?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yes.

[Bobbo]

You never listen to the podcast here.

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

If you don't listen to yourself, you will not improve. And it's very entertaining.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it embarrasses me to listen to myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

Anyway, so there's rage yoga. Now there's also laughter yoga. There's a yoga classes where you can go and laugh and it's fun. You know, just ways to get more energy out. Like, you go down, you go to the auction. Honestly, that's so much energy comes out of you and comes out of those speakers. When I listen to that, it exhausts me to hear it. It's. And that's four hours of that. Four hours of that.

[Bobbo]

You know, I work on Kent's leg, and a lot of times when Kent. Kent's getting better at being the side man. Yeah, because he's yelled, oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

You want to be on top.

[Bobbo]

You win this thing, you're on top. And every time Kent yells, I yell back at him, salty bitch. Salty bitch. And I don't know if he can hear me.

[J.D. Ryan]

I wish we could broadcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is he starting to talk more smack?

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good. I wish we could. If he'll just adapt the headphone, it'll come so much more naturally, because when you have that headphone on, it's just right there, and you have to lean into a mic, it's just. You start spouting off what's on your brain. It goes smoother.

[Bobbo]

He's doing some show. He's doing some show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, he's got plenty of show, right? He's got. He's got more show in him than I do. We've just got to pull it out of him.

[Producer]

He's.

[Michael Turley]

He's used to that white collar, corporate James Bond thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

Let's be quiet. We're doing business here, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're not going to be quiet. We're doing a lot of business.

[Bobbo]

He looks at you over his glasses like this.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

That guy didn't know what the hell he's talking about.

[John Clay Wolf]

Be on top. Next car sold. Be on top, Next car sold.

[Michael Turley]

Now he's starting yelling, son of a.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get on top. I do the countdown. I just go, three, two, one. So they know we're fixing to hammer it. And when you do with going once, going twice, and then they click in knowing that you're fixing to sell it, which is effectively the same thing as saying, be on top.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can we hear, like 20 seconds of the real thing or is that illegal to rebroadcast? Dude, it's just so amazing. I don't know. I don't know what the rules are about rebroadcasting. The rules are we making so exhausting and so in the energy that comes through. I just think it'd be cool for people to hear more than that. Just that little 10 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was me doing my Lionel Rich impersonation.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just imagine four hours of just now.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's amazing.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's a lot. We. We need to. Bob, can you roll some tape on the auction this week or pre K?

[Producer]

Can you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you just crash when that's over? You'd have to.

[John Clay Wolf]

I just drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay, well, then.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there a difference?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Producer]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, actually, since I was sick this week, I. I was. Wednesday afternoons were my time after the auction. Decompress for an Hour. Then go to the original in Fort Worth, Texas, this Mexican bar.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And order a large schooner of Miller Light. There's your. Okay. It was just Coors Light. And I got him in. In the Miller Light. And I sit there for about four hours and have about four beers. I don't hammer. I don't do shots. I'm not drinking to get drunk. But I have my laptop up, and I'm going through the sale because they're posting 500 car sales at the office. There's a lot there. And then I'm looking through them like, hey, that one didn't make 148,000. Y' all messed up. Put one too many zeros. Or it lost $148 and they put too many zeros.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Some. I'm helping them.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just your routine.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, hey, this one needs to be split because these buyers that buy for us. Speaking of. And what time is it now? We'll do that in a minute. But down. Down in dealers. Dealerships that want to use us on your trade ins go To I hate CarMax.com. i know it's a stupid name, but it's a way to remember it. And we'll bid your trade ins ati hate carmax.com. they'll kick you right into our dealer system. But, you know, we've got, like, God, when you think about all the buyers, I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

They're 50 downstairs. Yeah. Everywhere. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Office buyers, 60. Sure. So there's a lot to keep up with. And then guys make crazy decisions and do some wild rogue stuff, and you're always having to stop that. Yes. Hey, what's this deal? Why did we buy this 220,000 mile truck for five grand over MMR?

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did we have a friend involved in this transaction? Maybe. Did somebody. Was this an El Chapo kind of deal? Like a payoff deal? You've got it. You've got to keep up. There's so much money moving around.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too much.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's 10 million.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, I get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 million a week.

[J.D. Ryan]

I say I get it. I don't get it.

[John Clay Wolf]

You don't get it because I don't even get it. It's ridiculous. So is there some weird stuff that you have to, like, stomp out quick? Yeah. And you have to let everybody know that you're watching because there's so much money moving around if you're not watching. And that's why we have these pit bosses. Turley's a pit boss.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's real good. Pit boss house. But you catch Them, you know, hey, call in or you know, go to the site. You're my buddy, we'll do this. I'll put my manager together and, and, and I'll slide this in before you pay me 500.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, you think that happens? I don't know.

[Michael Turley]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't know, but I think it tries to happen.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. I had a guy I had put in jail at my Chevy store over the deal like that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. He had his friend come in on a trade in when I was in the retail business business and, and he did a five grand overdeal. And I completely love county Oklahoma. Yeah. I mean that. And that's where my problem with Oklahoma comes from. Stuff like that just. Thank God it's just constant up there. It's just constant.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I hate Oklahoma because of that. I don't want to do business, you know that. I never want to own another business in Oklahoma. We'll buy their cars and all that stuff because the Indian casino, the, the Indian title cars, I don't want anything to do with either. Those are complete. I've lost more money in Oklahoma than anywhere. And it's just, it's just painful. Hi, Bob.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hi.

[John Clay Wolf]

How are you?

[Bobbo]

Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, are we out of the Dallas and Houston?

[J.D. Ryan]

The stream continues@john claywolf.com right there at the very top until for the next.

[John Clay Wolf]

Houston listeners on the buzz, if you depending on your listening area you can jump over to 97.5 and they carry our number five now of the show from 11 to 12 or you can stream it at John Clay Wolf, Dallas. Guys, you need to jump@john claywolf.com and hit the stream.

[J.D. Ryan]

And if you want the 7 o'.

[John Clay Wolf]

Clock hour podcast goes up at 1 o'. Clock. We'll be back a second.

[Bobbo]

He was never a fan of you, Darvish, because he's not convinced that Koreans make great ball players. He hasn't bought fishing gear in many years. His neighbor keeps everything a man could need in a boat that's been parked next to the house since his trip. Tragic divorce in 1994. His preferred Sunday pre game show is on the NFL Network. He only watches Fox for the chicks. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[Announcer]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards 1, 800, 800 radio now. John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've had people Facebooking me asking Me, where the pictures of the rolled over Porsche on the trailer are. Like I said, they're on our Twitter page. My Twitter page@john claywolf.com I gotta build. Here's the truth. I've got to build my. I. I don't use Twitter. Never did. And since we're pseudo people out there, public people.

[J.D. Ryan]

We're public people.

[Bobbo]

So that's what we are.

[John Clay Wolf]

I get. I get. I get judged by, like, Twitter followers.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So when they see I don't have any Twitter followers, then I'm a schlepper.

[Producer]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I need to get some more.

[J.D. Ryan]

Twitter followers called your social footprint.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I'm. I'm going to start baiting things to go to my Twitter so I can see Twitter followers. I ask it Rob, if I. I could just buy friends just to shut them up.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

And he said, you can.

[Producer]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. So he's like, like, for. For $500, I can get you 20,000 Twitter followers. I'm like, okay, do that and shut them up. And then he went to do it and they, like, came back. Oh, that service is shut down. What a racket. But that's how all these people got a gazillion million followers. Like, for $10,000, you could have like 2 million Twitter followers.

[Michael Turley]

You really just. You have to post something every day that's entertaining, funny.

[J.D. Ryan]

That was a lot of work.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm worked out, man. I'm tired.

[J.D. Ryan]

Do you post on Facebook?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

And just tie the two together.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And then that way you do it on both. One post.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, that would be good.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's what I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dj, DJ Bob. Somebody, anybody, please.

[Bobbo]

I don't even do it. John, you know, I hear you, but.

[J.D. Ryan]

But, but when we expand the show, it's important for John to. Because they look at John's social footprint, they don't look at me or you.

[Bobbo]

Right. Well, I mean. And I'm trying to hide, so.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, there you go. That's true. You're actively trying to hide from a lot of people. A lot of bad.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a warrant for my arrest in Oklahoma.

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

Why? What unpaid ticket? I just refuse to pay it on. On. I'm just fundamental. I don't want to fund that.

[J.D. Ryan]

I have one in la.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good for you, Jamie. Baton Rouge.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

What's up? What's up? How long ago did you buy this car? How long ago did you buy this Benzo?

[Caller]

About six months ago.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has it. Have you had any mechanic bills on it yet? No, none. Because that's what kills people. On these cars is the, like, the tops. She's got a 07 SL 550.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

It cost 100,000 new. Now they're worth like five grand. It's unbelievable, the depreciation on. Nobody can afford to drive them because of the maintenance.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. One hit now and it's done.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did you pay for it, Jamie?

[Caller]

We paid, I don't know, 15 for it. Paid more than that. He said 18. I don't know. He won't tell me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Won't tell me. That's how bad it is. He won't tell you.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it your husband or your boyfriend that bought it?

[Caller]

My husband?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. How long you been married?

[Caller]

29 years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Really?

[Producer]

Wow.

[Caller]

Really, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Have y' all ever separated?

[Caller]

No, we haven't.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's good. Do you have any kids?

[Caller]

One.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old is that kid?

[Caller]

22.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, like, if mom is going out and getting the SL550 and daddy put her in it, maybe he's trying to get rid of you.

[Caller]

Yeah, maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Maybe he's also. How old is he?

[Caller]

He is 53.

[John Clay Wolf]

No doubt. You need to start checking his phone.

[Caller]

You need to start checking his phone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, there's something going on. I mean, 50 year old man grabbing an SL550, wanting to look young. Did he start dyeing his hair too?

[Caller]

No, he's gray headed.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. If he had a girlfriend, would you be mad?

[Caller]

Would I be mad? No.

[Producer]

What?

[Caller]

No, wouldn't be mad.

[John Clay Wolf]

Would you be relieved?

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

That he quit bugging her for it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Man, just use that as the promo for the week.

[John Clay Wolf]

She'd actually contribute to the fun.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Here. If he'll keep. If he'll keep you happy, she'll keep you happy and shut up.

[J.D. Ryan]

Just get one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, just do. All right, well, then do this. Y' all need to go out tonight, Saturday night. Keep this car, don't sell it. And y' all go find your girl to put in this car and she can be his side deal and y' all keep her in this ride and he'll keep her happy, and that'll keep you happy and everybody's happy. You can't. You can't price happiness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. You heard it here first.

[Producer]

Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

You just gave marital advice. That is Get a girlfriend on the side.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Don't sell me the car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Don't sell me the car.

[Producer]

Keep it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Y' all go find a girl and give it to her.

[Bobbo]

That's the European wife. That's very continental.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's not my European wife.

[Bobbo]

That's a very controversial Point.

[John Clay Wolf]

I have a European wife. And Baba, your redneck hillbilly ass has watched way too much tv because that ain't how it rolls.

[Producer]

Really.

[John Clay Wolf]

She would take a box cutter. We would look like that scene in Casino at the end where the two dead guys are in the car in the sl, their throats are slit.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, that is not very European wife.

[Michael Turley]

You find a horse head.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a horse head in the trunk.

[Bobbo]

I thought that was the thing.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is not the thing, but the guy. Come here, Guido. Tell us about the thing. Oh, God.

[J.D. Ryan]

We know. Another thing from going on.

[Bobbo]

I. I thought that was the thing they were going to talk about. You know, it's not really my part of Sicily that we do that, okay? At Carleon, we're faithful. We're faithful.

[J.D. Ryan]

Faithful.

[Bobbo]

But you get up in the freeze.

[J.D. Ryan]

But are you faithful to your wife?

[Bobbo]

Austria, some of these places like that, they got nothing but mountains for miles. Yeah, they got nothing to do. You and the sheep and the old farmer girls. I got you little dairy girls with the little dairy dresses on.

[J.D. Ryan]

Faithful to the family.

[Bobbo]

What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Hey.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[Bobbo]

Your wife's a dairy girl too. She's working across the mountain pass 100 miles away. You don't see it for six months. Six months? Nine months to a quarter.

[John Clay Wolf]

That gives you time to breed the. The side piece and have a child with it and send her off.

[Bobbo]

Well, breathe. Breathe is a strong time. I prefer tickle.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tickle sounds so much more fun.

[Bobbo]

Yeah. These are not young girls, you know, they just shouldn't. I mean, these are, these are 50 year old farmer girls. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Strong hands, high cheekbones, strong hands. Do you like a depression?

[Bobbo]

They can appreciate a good tickle. So that's what you do, okay? It's the same thing in New York. After about 5, maybe 6pm Something goes down. You know the old adage, as they say, that the moon hits your eye like a pizza pie kind of a thing. There she is, coming right at you on the street dressed like Eddie Mafie in the Beverly Hills Cop thing. You know, they had those suits. There's this black over here and red over here, all leather suited up. She look at you, you're looking back. Bada bing, bada broom, time for a tickle. I thought it was everywhere. I thought it was a continental kind of a thing. No, but not in Sweden.

[J.D. Ryan]

East coast.

[Bobbo]

Holy God. Did you see that girl with the dragon tattoo?

[John Clay Wolf]

No.

[Bobbo]

Don't go to Sweden, don't go to Denmark, any of those cold places. They do the torture. That's much more than a tickle, my friend.

[J.D. Ryan]

I think John's finding out about the torture.

[Bobbo]

Cause they all got dungeons in their basements. They got tattoos that are 4ft long on 5ft tall. Females.

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea.

[Bobbo]

That's not the tickle you're looking for. That's more of a pickle.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't. What do you mean? I'm finding out about the torture.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just.

[Michael Turley]

Denmark.

[J.D. Ryan]

Denmark, you're just.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's not torture. I'm happy. I love my wife.

[Bobbo]

That's why I'm glad I caught you in. Don't ever marry one of those girls.

[Michael Turley]

No, he's a little late there now.

[John Clay Wolf]

They have a little bit, they have some. You know how like the South Americans and the Mexicans, they're pepper, they're hot, hot peppers.

[J.D. Ryan]

You in line? She's a blessing to you.

[John Clay Wolf]

The, that woman is the, the Europeans, they're very hard headed. God almighty. Hard headed.

[J.D. Ryan]

But you need that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Why do I need.

[J.D. Ryan]

She's perfect for you. Because otherwise you would run a motto. You'd be a muck.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a schmuck. I, I, she hard headed. You just have to live. You just have to learn to deal.

[J.D. Ryan]

But it works.

[John Clay Wolf]

But I'm lucky. I've got a wife that's a lot better looking than I am. And I realize that the first thing to do is admit it, you know. And then when you admit it that you know that you're lucky in that regard, then you just deal with a lot. We're going through this house building thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

My name is John and I married out of my class, right? Hi, John.

[John Clay Wolf]

She was so young, she didn't know better. Now she's getting older and she knows better. So I getting beat down, right? But we're, we're redoing this house, man, and it's a whipping. And I don't know if any of you guys have ever gone through a big remodel or built a house.

[J.D. Ryan]

I've watched people do it and it's amazing. And they survive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah, it's tough. We had a falling out yesterday.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's so many things wrong. And then you've got some. You the builders on the other side doing things God knows what. Changing numbers, changing prices.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is that not the damn truth?

[J.D. Ryan]

That happens all the time. I've never heard anybody do what you're doing and not have problems. Problems ever, ever, ever, ever.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm having problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I mean just silly Stuff like, like the tile that's picked out. And she's at the place and says I like this one. And then all of a sudden the builder's like put it on my credit card, it's done. And that wasn't the selection. And it's all this money and we need to return it and they won't return it. And now everybody's mad. But it's like that every day. I know it's constant. I ought to just do it myself.

[J.D. Ryan]

You should do it yourself.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's getting to feel like I'm doing it myself because I'm having to check in with them three times a day. We're on the downhill slide of this yours?

[Bobbo]

That's how major of a. You didn't buy a run down place.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, they tore it up though.

[John Clay Wolf]

We had run down stuff to fix.

[J.D. Ryan]

It is now cuz they tore it up.

[Bobbo]

It's all remodeled.

[John Clay Wolf]

It had found not. It's pier and beam. Okay. And the floors were.

[Bobbo]

Jackie, you're like nine months now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I got a deal on it because it, it needed some loving for sure. It was a not It's a great house in a great neighborhood. But it was built in 80 and it had in the in. The floors were jacked.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

So the kids sold it. They didn't want to jack with parents died like you know they're asking a bunch of money for it because it should be worth a bunch of money for where it is and how big it is. But then nobody was hitting because of the problem and I finally said hey, I'll give you blah. And they said you know what? Get this, sell that, sell that. So I got a hold of it and I brought in a guy and how do we fix it? And let's do this and let's do that. And it was whoa. Now I see why I got to do deal.

[Bobbo]

Where'd you find the guy you brought in?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, he's old for my friend's dad.

[Bobbo]

So he's a good guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well see my first time I did this the builder wound up screwing my ex old lady. So this time when I was interviewing guys I'm like I don't want that to happen again.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's a good idea.

[Bobbo]

That is a beautiful place. Your previous place too.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where out? No, I'm in the Kona. Yeah, yeah. So. So I. I got a 73 year old guy that's my friend's dad. He's been doing it forever but he got in a little deeper than he thought to. And you start unraveling this and cutting the roof off and adding this room and adding that and stuff starts going sideways and. And then the rain comes. You know, last fall the rain came like torrential downpours. And then the water comes through the ceiling and ruins all the floors and. And it starts raining inside and like kids are getting out rafts and riding down the hallway. That's a problem.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And then the builder's like, well, you know, this happens. I'm like, but, you know, I was looking on this bid and you've got insurance, right? I'm paying your insurance. Builders. Where's the insurance guy? Let's call him. He's like, no, no, no, we're not. That's for. If somebody gets hurt. I'm like, well, maybe. Come here, kid. I'll slap your head into the wall.

[Bobbo]

Let's hurt somebody.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let me grab the kid and slam his head into the wall. We'll call and say he's hurt.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[Bobbo]

God, I feel for you.

[Michael Turley]

You know, you've probably been better off just building a brand new house.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's no doubt.

[Michael Turley]

Just tear it all down.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put a new one. It's too late. Yeah.

[Michael Turley]

Now there's no doubt.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's a very, very, very good idea. Turley.

[J.D. Ryan]

You're paying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bill, you're late with that idea. Sorry. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Money pit. Right. Tom Hanks.

[J.D. Ryan]

Tom Hanks, yeah. You're paying for the property at that point, not the.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I kind of. That's kind of what I paid.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

What I paid for it was kind of what the lot value is if.

[J.D. Ryan]

You got drunk, just driven your car right through the middle of it and started over.

[Michael Turley]

That have been fun.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just destroy everything. But it's a pretty. Yeah, I mean, it's a pretty bitch.

[J.D. Ryan]

Pictures. I've seen her. Beautiful.

[John Clay Wolf]

But it's taking a lot and it. And they lie about the deadlines. Yeah. No, no, no, no. Our delivery date was supposed to be December 10th. That's a decision. We're not going to get in there till July.

[Bobbo]

It's February now.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right. No, it's.

[Producer]

It's.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's stressful on a marriage.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, I can understand.

[John Clay Wolf]

It is.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. And I live there.

[J.D. Ryan]

You. Yeah, yeah. You're there all the time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Cuz I'm having to deal with them all the time.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's the thing is you're living there. A lot of people are not living there while this is going on.

[John Clay Wolf]

But you are. There's so many moving parts. Yeah, Charlie, I think you're right. I think probably should have just popped her and I See, people tear down good houses and I don't understand why they do. Now I understand why. I really, really, really understand why. 800-800-7234. Sell us your house, sell us your kids, sell us your builder, sell us your wife at 800-800-RADIO.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, we don't do that.

[DJ Pre K]

We don't.

[John Clay Wolf]

People calling it.

[Michael Turley]

Well, she's 5, 2, 36, 24.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know, we don't traffic humans.

[Michael Turley]

No, no, we don't want to do that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've been watching El Chapo on Netflix. Yeah, it's a good one.

[Michael Turley]

Did you get in the vortex of a narcos? Yeah, I did too.

[John Clay Wolf]

I started it over. Oh, I just. So, So I went through all of narcos.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Narcos one, Pablo Narcos two, the Cali cartel, Narcos three, Mexico, which is turns into El Chapo. And then there's a Mexican produced long form called El Chapo. It's all in subtitles and it's great. It kind of starts out choppy. No, no pun. Yep. But man, it really tells the story. And it takes you all the way to New York where he gets imprisoned prisms. And now I just finished that and I'm like, I'm needing another hit. So I'm back to Pablo and I'm starting Narcos one again. I watched it this morning before I came up here for the show. Marty, you find the time, but it's kind of like Breaking Bad on the rerun I skipped through. Remember at Breaking Bad, all the scenes with the in the house that were family suck. And you skip through those. So on the rerun of Pablo just skipped through all the crap where they're trying to put a story together and get to the porn. And that is when Pablo is up. That's the good part. Watching him fly around in helicopters and shoot zebras and people. Yeah, I mean, he's crazy. Some bitch is crazy. Oh, what am I talking about?

[J.D. Ryan]

You were just talking about remaking your house and somehow we got Del Chapo in prison. Gonna wrap things up, take a break. I would. No, not for the day. But we can take a quick break and we'll have more of this. We have headlines.

[John Clay Wolf]

That means 30 seconds, boss.

[J.D. Ryan]

30 seconds.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now it's 22.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now it's 22 seconds. And we have, we have rush, rush, bows coming back and all sorts of good stuff. Don't go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. Pre K. Oh, by the way.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

Quick, quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

California, 25 year old Chinese woman, five foot eight, four months in the marriage. You'd like to sell her. Oh, boy.

[Caller]

What can I get? 3. Three hot meals a day. Nose, laundry, house broken.

[Bobbo]

I'm in.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'm gonna put you on hold and get you with baba. We'll be right back after these messages.

[Announcer]

And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe Vin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

Delta Airlines has introduced a new plane that features windows in the bathroom.

[Announcer]

Hit them up right now. 1-800-800-RADIO.

[John Clay Wolf]

Unfortunately, they face into the cabin.

[Announcer]

This is the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, hopefully they have curtains. Yeah, it's hard. It's hard to go when people are watching. Bill in Oklahoma. Oklahoma. Bill, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, I keep hearing from our listeners up there that they screw up our broadcast every week and like the commercials and songs play over the show. Is that true?

[Caller]

That is true. That's what was happening.

[John Clay Wolf]

I wonder. We got to fix that. They gotta fix it. I mean it's not been. It's not a new problem. It's been for six months. Yeah. It's like they're trying to tell us.

[Caller]

You go ahead. What? You can't tell if you're on there and needing somebody to talk to or if it's a commercial going on, huh? Well, it's all good.

[John Clay Wolf]

An 01 SLK 320 with 108 on the miles. Is it a hard, hard top convertible? Yes. Does the top work?

[Caller]

Everything's perfect. Everything works on it. It's in perfect condition.

[John Clay Wolf]

Everything's perfect except what it's worth. And you are not gonna like the wholesale market on this car. You're gonna tell me I'm stupid, so I'm gonna go and tell me I'm stupid. But I'll give two grand and I'm not gonna come get it at two grand you got to bring it it to me if I'm coming to get it. I'm giving seventeen hundred. Seventeen hundred if I come get it. Two grand if you bring it to me. Right. I see. See, you liked me until that. I'm telling you, man, these, these German cars, these older German cars, Benzes, Audis, Mercedes. You can't spell depreciation until you get a hold of one of them. I mean, it's when you see a s, you know, a big body s car come through the auction that's got 140 on it that cost a hundred and forty 000 new and it sells for 1600.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh my God. How is that even possible ever?

[John Clay Wolf]

How does that even happen? The parts have to be worth more than that.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you would think they are. Individually they are. Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Nobody can keep them running. That's. They can't afford. When they get to that point, people can't afford to keep. To pay the taxes on them. What's the bottom line?

[J.D. Ryan]

One problem. They're done.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's totally one and done.

[J.D. Ryan]

Speaking of one and done, did you hear this story this week? And I'm out of the loop because I'm doing other stuff during the week. The Amazon headquarters they were gonna put in New York and suddenly like Q2.

[John Clay Wolf]

HQ2. Yeah, headquarters headquarter two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right. They were gonna put it in New York and then suddenly they yanked it out of New York. Do you have any idea why? Because I really honestly.

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because of that crazy social communist kid that they voted into Senate or whoever. OAC Alexander. Yeah. She did it.

[J.D. Ryan]

How did she do it?

[John Clay Wolf]

She started running her mouth and causing problems.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wait a minute. One person's not going to cause Amazon to pull out a new.

[John Clay Wolf]

Pull it up. That didn't make any sense. I'm just telling you the truth. Read for it yourself. And am she started raising all this hell about the richest man in the world is coming to our area and he's going to do this and, and being anti capitalism and, and I know.

[Bobbo]

It'S true because I read it on usapatriot.com no, it's in New York times.com I'm reading it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Huh. And. And basically there's probably more to that.

[Michael Turley]

There's just one person almost certain that.

[John Clay Wolf]

The liberal attitude that that capitalism is bad made them say forget it.

[Michael Turley]

That's all of New York though.

[Bobbo]

That's not just one person.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, sure. Not Wall Street.

[Bobbo]

I thought it was the Bezos Trump feud.

[John Clay Wolf]

Trump's not in New York. I mean, he is. I guess he's in D.C. but anyway.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

It was an abrupt turnabout by Amazon after much publicized second headquarters. Yeah. They say it's a political thing. I'm just. I mean, it's a very long article.

[Michael Turley]

Tax policies that are unfairly rewarding to the wealthy.

[Bobbo]

So what?

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Huh.

[John Clay Wolf]

So it's in New York.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

I don't picture New York that way on Thursday.

[John Clay Wolf]

David, Good morning. Earlier.

[Caller]

Hey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey.

[Caller]

How's it going up there?

[John Clay Wolf]

That's good.

[Caller]

Doing a great job.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you. It's Cloudy.

[Caller]

Doing a great job on the radio. I appreciate. Appreciate having something to listen to besides cartoons in the morning. I wanted to comment about the. The guy listening to the background music in Oklahoma. They had, they had that problem on 98.1 this morning, about the first hour of the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know what, screwing it up. You know what's screwing it up then? Since we started that new hour in Washington D.C. that we're going on before we start here in Central Standard, the, the satellite net cues from Westwood One are hitting those stations computers and they're thinking it's 8 o' clock and it's throwing them out of sync because at 7 o' clock it's firing the first one. That's what's happening. So we're gonna have to tell the Baton Rouge guys just to take our number one at 7am if they want to do that, we can fix it. But. Yeah, thank you for calling and let me know how long you been listening.

[Caller]

Hey, no problem, man. Listen, I want, I want to tell you I won the car man of the week. And I've been messing with Hannah on messenger about two weeks now for that, that shirt. And you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning now.

[John Clay Wolf]

So I saw you on there. Why have you not got the shirt? What's the hang up? I mean, the mail runs every day.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So have you talked to her?

[Caller]

We emailed her the address and everything, and she said it was sent out. She messaged me on a Sunday, which I thought was cool. Last Sunday she said that they had ran out of T shirts and they was mailed out Friday. Now it's Saturday the next week and I still haven't got it. But I was wanting to, I was wanting to support that shirt so bad, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Let's get her on the phone. Let's see if she answers. She's like, stupid. Good looking.

[Michael Turley]

Make sure she knows she's.

[John Clay Wolf]

Let's see if she answers.

[Producer]

Maybe.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I'm calling her out. Calling her out. Keeping it real, dog. Oh, she's hungover. Oh, no, she forwarded. Oh, did she slip me off? She bumped me. Okay, because. Because that's the first time that's happened. She's always right there on top of it. I know we ran out of shirts and we ordered more, but I mean.

[Caller]

I know that it don't matter, man. I'm. I'm gonna still listen to the show and appreciate y'. All.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I mean, you're bitching about something that we're giving you. I know, but we're. I mean, he's bitching about something we're giving him for free. You know, you try to do a guy give, give him. If we we. If we charged him for it, it would have already been settled. It's all good, dude. We'll get it. We'll get it. We'll get it. All right, one more real quick. Kevin in Oklahoma. 08 ram half ton, Lone Star 103. Two wheel drive crew cab. What size engine?

[Caller]

Four seven.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six thousand. Seven thousand.

[Caller]

Say that again.

[John Clay Wolf]

Six to seven thousand.

[Caller]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yeah, that's. That's not what I wanted to hear.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you want? What did you want to hear?

[Caller]

Well, I mean I looked it up on Kelly Blue Book and you know, I was thinking maybe around 10.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's the lat now that's the last year of the old body or the first year of the new. I think it's the 09 was the new body.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, nine.

[Caller]

Oh nine is when we went to the new body.

[John Clay Wolf]

So your truck looks like an O3. Same body, same part, same everything. It's got 103. It's got the small motor. Does have 20s or 18s.

[Caller]

20S.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, it is.

[Caller]

It man is clean. Like you know how usually you got a seat broke down. I mean no broke down seat clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 year old old body truck. 11 year old with 103 on it. It's clean. You know what I say seven grand. That's enough. I think I'm paying enough. Kevin, shop around, go to Carmax, get an offer letter from them. If I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for a hundred dollars. But I love it when people do that because then it justifies, you know, a lot of people, this is a big decision for them. And they can't make a decision until they've heard the same thing a couple of times.

[J.D. Ryan]

Two or three different times.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's kind of like the guy I'm trying to get to redo my pool. Yeah, I told him, get your ass out here. I'm going to kill you. When he gave me the bid.

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

I didn't say. I know, but I got two more bids and I've called him back. Hey man, what's up?

[Caller]

Yeah, well, man, I appreciate the opportunity to talk to you, man. I listen to your show on Saturday and I enjoy you guys so. Well, I mean, thanks for your offer.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're sure. Shop it around. Go. Loaded into the website. Let's take a look. Maybe I can get my thinking up when I see some pictures. It never in and we'll go from there. But thanks for calling 800-800-72348.

[J.D. Ryan]

The Grammys this week. Are you into the Grammys at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, I've been sick all week, okay? So I just haven't felt good.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's somebody that won a Grammy actually for rap albums or Pre K probably knows her. Cardi B. You know what I'm talking about?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, good.

[J.D. Ryan]

Did you see her? Well, she was flooded with congratulatory presents after she won for the best rap album at the Grammys. And she took to Instagram to share thanks for a bouquet she received.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you, Tom Petty, for the flowers. I left the room, but.

[Caller]

And the flowers are very big.

[Randy the Chipmunk]

I want to say thank you so.

[Caller]

Much and this is such a beautiful note.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, you know what happens is Tom Petty, somebody quotes a song. Like if I said, hey, you know, changes in latitudes. Jimmy Buffett. It doesn't mean Jimmy Buffett sent that to you. It means. I'm quoting. So somebody sent a sign, a little note saying, you've got a heart so big it could crush this town. Tom Petty, quote quoting Tom Petty. She thought it was from Tom Petty.

[Bobbo]

Thank you, Tom Petty.

[John Clay Wolf]

She sounds like the Miami Sound Machine. Hey, dj, what up? Does Cardi B have a big booty?

[DJ Pre K]

Oh, yeah, she got it going.

[John Clay Wolf]

I could hear it. I could hear it in her voice.

[Michael Turley]

You know she's a former stripper, right?

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, no, tell me more, tell me more.

[Bobbo]

Making money?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is she making money? Moves.

[DJ Pre K]

Dang.

[J.D. Ryan]

Now where did she come up through the ranks? Was it like it?

[John Clay Wolf]

She started in New Orleans and then she went to Dallas and I'm saying she started going to the men's club and then she got to the lodge.

[J.D. Ryan]

Where did her rap music come out?

[John Clay Wolf]

I thought you.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, where.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, she's. Well, she started as a stripper, went in and recorded something, and all of.

[John Clay Wolf]

A sudden people started picking. Are there nudes of her on the win?

[DJ Pre K]

But really she got to start on reality tv, man. You know, reality tv be blowing these cats up nowadays.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, speaking of be blowing up stuff, we did not do white, black, Latino or other. And I know we don't have time, but you can go ahead and read us the story and when we get back to it, we will decide.

[DJ Pre K]

All right, for show. Yeah, I'll go ahead, read that thing, man. Yeah, so. So we go. I'm gonna read you a story. Y' all can guess, you know, the ethnicity of whoever did a little thing. Thing. And you know, dumbass comes in all race, so we just having some fun. But alright, so Valentine's Day was the other day. And our story today is a classic tale of romance. So we got a cat that's laid back out like a light for the night, you know, when all of a sudden, here comes a hella venomous snake creeping on a come up. So our guy gets bit and his condition gets real bad by the morning. So he's thinking, damn, I ain't got much time left. So he hollers at his wife like, hey, if I gotta go, we gotta go.

[Bobbo]

What?

[DJ Pre K]

And she's gonna die. So she's down with it. So our man who suffered a snake bite decides to bite his wife to pass along to venom so they can roll in that sweet chariot together.

[J.D. Ryan]

Makes total sense.

[DJ Pre K]

They pass out and neighbors find him and call an ambulance. And unfortunately, our main man died. But they were able to save the wife because of course, her husband was not an actual snake. Before grabbing, the wife was quoted as saying, he told me he loved me too much and wanted to die together before grabbing my wrist and sinking his teeth in. Now that's one hell of a Valentine. What do y' all think?

[John Clay Wolf]

We're gonna bust that apart when we come back. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars. And you can call in with the answer too. It 800, 800 radio calling right now. So during this commercial break, it'll your. Your car will get loaded up and when we get back, you'll be on.

[Announcer]

Now what? Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Yeah, yeah, hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you want to touch me there, Bavo? Please come and touch me there. Watch me.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

DJ Pre K, are you there?

[DJ Pre K]

Cracky lacking.

[John Clay Wolf]

We are back with segment number final today. Oh, man, we got like nine minutes left. I. I'll paraphrase. DJ Pre K's white, black, Latino or other. Okay, let me make sure I got it right, dj, because I got a little confused. See, it's a Valentine's story. Guy's getting really sick. He feels like he's dying. He goes into Romeo and Juliet mode.

[J.D. Ryan]

He got bit by a snake.

[John Clay Wolf]

He got bit by a snake and he's dying. That's right. And he goes into Romeo Juliet mode. Said if I'm dying, honey, you want to die with me? She says yes. So he bit her vein on her arm and he died. And then she didn't. Is it just that simple?

[DJ Pre K]

Pretty much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Man, what part of the country.

[DJ Pre K]

I can't. I can't let that go yet.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, okay. Are you sitting on it? You're holding it.

[DJ Pre K]

I gotta sit on that one.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so we're trying to figure out is This a white guy, black guy, Latino guy or other.

[Producer]

Other.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, let's see what the. Let's see what the listeners think. John in Oklahoma City. Good morning, John. Okay, see you there.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah. Hell, amen.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

White, black, Latino or other.

[Producer]

That's.

[Bobbo]

That's a.

[Caller]

That's a white, white man who likes amphetamines. Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Ben, good morning. You're on the air. White, black, Latino or other.

[Caller]

That is super white stuff right there.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, okay, I hear you.

[Bobbo]

It's very Shakespearean, but it's very.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's very drug induced white stuff, isn't it?

[Michael Turley]

Yeah. Or they're into the vampire movies and stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Or they're like. They're like kulag. They're like a strip club dj. Like renaissance people. Like goofy renaissance people.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah, yeah.

[Producer]

All right.

[Caller]

Our African American friends are going to get out of there with the quickness, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

The quickness? I don't know.

[Bobbo]

Oh, no snakes allowed.

[Michael Turley]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That would be a dog story in the. Okay, so dj, go ahead and. Everybody's thinking white, so go ahead and drop the. The Geographic on us so that we can. I would. Hang on. Bob has it.

[Bobbo]

I wasn't thinking.

[John Clay Wolf]

I was assuming. Baba, let me start over. Baba, what is your call?

[Bobbo]

I'm gonna go other. This feels Native American to me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Didn't think of that. That's very good. Thank you. Very good, J.D.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I'm gonna go with white.

[John Clay Wolf]

Turley. White. I'm gonna go white too. But I like.

[Bobbo]

Well, this feels familiar.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like. I like Babo's thoughts. Other. Africa. Okay, go ahead, dj. What? What? What region?

[DJ Pre K]

Hey, man, ain't no white bread here today, man. Rest in peace. To Shankar Rai of Bihar, India. I know we got them snakes.

[Producer]

Hang on.

[John Clay Wolf]

Bobbo said Indian. He said other. Yeah, he said Indian.

[J.D. Ryan]

I don't know that he meant.

[John Clay Wolf]

He said. The man said Indian. The guys from India.

[Producer]

Babo wins.

[Bobbo]

I said Native American.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, it's all the same.

[Michael Turley]

You missed that part.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're all the same. I mean, you can't call yourself an Indian if you're not an Indian. And if you're from India, you're an Indian.

[Bobbo]

I think you're right. I mean, come on, you just lost a listening. Oh, no.

[John Clay Wolf]

Not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. The Accidental Oklahoman. 800-800-723.

[Bobbo]

Two trees.

[John Clay Wolf]

Put them on hold. Prek. Who's this? What you got? You're on the air. Yo, you're on the air.

[Caller]

Hey, it's Don Lowry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hi, Don Lowry, you're on the air. Let's start over. Don, Hi, Don. Just hung up and panicked. See, this happens to people. You throw them out on the stage that quick, you got to warm them up, you got to fluff them before you put them out on that stage.

[J.D. Ryan]

We need a fluffer.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don, here's what I want you to do. Slam another beer, get your wits about you, and call back. You've got six minutes and 22 seconds. We can pull this off together. Come on, man.

[Bobbo]

Clock ticking, Don.

[J.D. Ryan]

Circle back around.

[John Clay Wolf]

So, Bob, how's your. How's your. How's your love life with your. So there's a fan in Muscle Shoals, Alabama that listen to the show, she and Bobbo get to talking, they meet, they like each other, they meet again, they start hanging out, and I mean, is this a full blown girlfriend at this point?

[Bobbo]

We've been.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah.

[Bobbo]

I mean, you know, I'm not. I'm not seeing anybody else.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's wild.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's cool.

[Bobbo]

She's great. Yeah. We've been hanging around since last Thanksgiving.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Bobbo]

And she's been out to visit me more than I've been out to visit her because.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, you gotta work, you know. She works. Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, she does.

[John Clay Wolf]

She does. Have you been to Muscle Shoals yet?

[Bobbo]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Did you go by the sound studio?

[Bobbo]

No, they were closed. It was New Year's weekend. Yeah. So we're gonna do that in April. I'm actually going out. We're gonna go to Doobie Brothers show and we're gonna see Fame Studios and all that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Is there talk of her moving to Texas?

[Bobbo]

Not immediately, but. But there's a. There's a lot of. A bit of shake up going on the company that she works for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

And. Yeah, you never know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does she want to be a buyer for give me the VIN? We're hiring [e-mail].

[Bobbo]

I don't know if she's the type. I don't know, She's. She doesn't seem like a car person. Just love the show.

[Michael Turley]

Never good to work with somebody you're going out with.

[J.D. Ryan]

No. Well, it goes south.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's happened downstairs this year repeatedly. Justin, good morning. You're on the air. Austin, Texas. Go Longhorns. Hook them. What you got?

[Caller]

Yeah, I was. I was the car man of the week this week. After my first time listening last week. Thought I'd call in saying, hey, love your show.

[John Clay Wolf]

And it says, got you already received your shirt.

[Caller]

Yeah, I got it yesterday and I put it on Facebook this morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that's very racist against Louisiana. The guy that said he's been waiting on it for three weeks. Are they still delivering mail with mules in Louisiana? Is that the problem?

[Bobbo]

No, no, it's a boat. The mailboat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Mailboat.

[Bobbo]

The mailboat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, a mailboat. It's a barge.

[Bobbo]

Mailboat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Producer]

All right.

[Bobbo]

It takes long.

[John Clay Wolf]

So do you listen to us?

[Caller]

Easier to get from Fort Worth to Austin.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do you listen to us on the FM or the AM in Austin?

[Caller]

I listened on 97.5. I listened all the week. And I just found your show randomly last Saturday working and you already won.

[John Clay Wolf]

The car man of the week.

[Caller]

Yeah, I mean, there's.

[John Clay Wolf]

There's people who put in years and invest a lot of time and energy into this and you just walk in there and steal it. Get you some bitch.

[Caller]

I've been trying.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow. Are you in the car business or were you just lucky?

[Caller]

Both my parents were in the car business. That's actually how they met and worked there for 30 plus years. And then I actually worked at a dealership for three years myself at a body shop.

[John Clay Wolf]

Was your mom the hot receptionist? No, I'm serious.

[Caller]

She's always been admin. Like title clerk, whatnot. Title clerk is the. Is the best thing. She does title work.

[John Clay Wolf]

That happens.

[J.D. Ryan]

Hot receptionist always gets.

[John Clay Wolf]

If you have a daughter, that is the receptionist at a car dealership and she's between the ages of 18 and 23, go ahead and buy the crib now because she will be knocked up in 90 days.

[J.D. Ryan]

This comes from years of experience.

[Caller]

Well, I'm only 26 myself and don't have any kids.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I'm just telling everybody, listening. If you have a daughter. Thanks for calling. If you have a daughter, that is the receptionist at a car dealership, she will be knocked up in 90 days.

[J.D. Ryan]

Car salesmen are really good at what they do.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're good closers. They're good closers. I would not have my daughter be the receptionist. And the guy that knocks her up is not going to be packing a dowry for you.

[Producer]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

You are going to be supporting him.

[Bobbo]

Absolutely.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you're probably going to help him out of jail not once, but twice.

[J.D. Ryan]

At least twice.

[Bobbo]

It kind of depends on the draw. Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Get used to talking to him through glass.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, if it's a Kia dealership, get her the hell out of there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

If it's a Lexus or Ben's dealership, you know, he'll be able to support her.

[Bobbo]

Okay.

[Michael Turley]

Along with his other family, Lambo place or Ferrari.

[Producer]

You know.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. But Ferrari, Ferrari is a whole different ball of wax. But, but Lamborghini, she might find a customer that picks her up. Oh, yeah, Makes sense.

[J.D. Ryan]

High end dudes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, but I mean, it's just a never ending rotating door. The receptionist at the car dealership. Yeah, Kent, his wife. Have you ever seen her?

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Gorgeous, beautiful. Oh, absolutely. Park Place Mercedes.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling Park Place. I help you?

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you can.

[John Clay Wolf]

He was there. 1988 or whatever the hell it was awesome. Yeah, it. It is a never ending. But everybody has to find love somewhere.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes. Well, congratulations, Babo. You founded Muscle Shoals.

[Bobbo]

Well, you ain't kidding.

[J.D. Ryan]

See, look at that. He admits it. That's awesome.

[John Clay Wolf]

Has she met your parents yet?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, that's what we did last Thanksgiving, actually.

[John Clay Wolf]

And did that all go down smooth? Did she like the boot stomping and the fiddle playing and all that?

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it went well. I had a niche that tried to convert her.

[John Clay Wolf]

To what?

[Bobbo]

Baptist.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, good. You know, that was quick. So she got the full Bowie Monte county press.

[Bobbo]

Yeah, it was okay with. It was okay with her.

[John Clay Wolf]

I don't think there's that much difference between Muscle Shoals Alabama and Buoy Texas.

[Caller]

No.

[Bobbo]

No, there's not.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Well, I think you should. Are you gonna move her back there and y' all gonna move back to the country and start another family?

[Bobbo]

No, I'm gonna get the podcast up.

[Michael Turley]

He's avoiding it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go home.

[Bobbo]

And I've recorded Donnie Darko on my dvr. I'm gonna make some spaghetti and watch that. What?

[J.D. Ryan]

And get high?

[Bobbo]

No, no, that's all for show, man. I don't do anything like.

[John Clay Wolf]

Straight lace straight. You're not gonna smoke? You a big fatty?

[Bobbo]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

You know Willie Nelson has a brand of marijuana cigarettes out now.

[Bobbo]

Does he really?

[John Clay Wolf]

He really does. I saw them firsthand in Colorado when I went in one of those shops.

[Bobbo]

Surprising, because he's a Nazarene too. We don't do that.

[J.D. Ryan]

If you ever fell off the wagon, though, that'd be the way to go.

[Bobbo]

I fell off wagon Thursday. Yeah, I hurt real good.

[John Clay Wolf]

10 seconds left. Closing statements, anyone?

[Michael Turley]

Podcast.

[J.D. Ryan]

Podcast, Podcast. Podcast.

[John Clay Wolf]

Podcast goes up at 1:00'. Clock. There's five hours of announces where we're having to do five hours. Oh, my God. Las Vegas. See you later. Good night. Locker out.

[Bobbo]

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[John Clay Wolf]

The hell was that? Was he talking about Tommy Carbone?

[Bobbo]

Sounds like a. A big sale at the. Yeah, adult toy store.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I got confused for the weekend.

[Bobbo]

Good old timey.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good morning, Virginia. Maryland. Maryland. This is hour number one of our little ditty. And it's only on your station because we're actually in Dallas, Texas. And we start in Dallas at 8. But we're starting in D.C. at 8. So it's 7 there, so we're up early. So we're just talking to you and.

[J.D. Ryan]

We'Re not angry about it at all.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about that wall?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, man. How about that wall? Here we go.

[John Clay Wolf]

How about all that?

[J.D. Ryan]

You gotta bring that up.

[John Clay Wolf]

You got to build the wall. All we're gonna do today, we're gonna stay out of the. We're gonna stay out of the problem areas. We're just going to talk about race. Race and politics and religion and the wall.

[Bobbo]

Oh, okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's all.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put it on. Purple wall, terrible wall.

[John Clay Wolf]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio is the call in number. How can you buy our car in D.C. and Virginia and Maryland and PA if you're in Texas? Let me tell [e-mail] There are no walls. There are no fences. It's a dot com. And we have an office in Manheim, Pennsylvania, which is two hours away from the Washington Monument. And we have 15 drivers that can shuttle down there and grab stuff all over the region. No, 20, actually.

[J.D. Ryan]

We actually do buy cars if you're new to the show.

[John Clay Wolf]

Speaking of, we bought some cars. This is our second week on Big 100. Good morning, everyone. Thank you. And we bought some cars last week. And I need to tell you guys, don't screw me on the rust.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, the rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Don't, don't, don't. Don't go all the way in on the rust. Tell me the truth week. If we. If you're not lying, we're buying is the deal. And don't lie to me about the rust. We had a rust meeting this week, and at. Give me the van. We had like a corporate emergency because we picked up eight cars from the northeast area off of last week's broadcast that had rust. Oh, no, that was undisclosed.

[J.D. Ryan]

So pretty much all of them after.

[John Clay Wolf]

What, five, six, seven, eight years? Yeah, they all have it. Yeah, there's different levels, but we need to be careful. Springfield, Virginia. Virginia. What are we doing? Beau? Good morning.

[Caller]

Hey, good morning.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rust?

[Caller]

What's that now?

[John Clay Wolf]

Does it have rust?

[Caller]

No. No. None that I could tell, you know, I didn't use a whole lot, so, you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Have you ever had venereal disease? Have you ever had sex with a Mexican prostitute? Tell me the truth, Bo.

[Bobbo]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay? Now, I believe what he's telling me, so I'm gonna engage in this conversation. Bo's an honest man. Go ahead, Bo, up front.

[Caller]

Well, I gotta. I got this here truck for sale. It's a 13 Ford F150. It's white, red, and black on the interior. And it'll loaded. Sunroof, everything. Navigation. It's got the. It's got the big wheels on it. It's. It's nice.

[John Clay Wolf]

Do the wheels have rust?

[Caller]

Real nice. No, no rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm a little rust paranoid.

[J.D. Ryan]

You've gone hurt a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you said you have had sex with the Mexican prostitute, right?

[Caller]

I have.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, I'll give 25, 000.

[J.D. Ryan]

There you go.

[Caller]

I can do that, man. I. I need at least 27. 5 on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, God.

[Caller]

It's real nice. Are you. Are you guys. Do you guys really buy cars?

[J.D. Ryan]

I've never heard.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're new in this market. We're new in this part. If you look us up. If you look us up online. Givemetheven.com We've got, I don't know, thousand, 2,000 reviews, views between Facebook, Better Business Bureau and Google. And we buy 500 cars a week. We have. We have a facility up in Manheim, Penn One in Dallas. And we're just. We're DC was market number 30.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you're new in DC, but you've been doing this forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, I've been doing this 25 years. 25 in the. Give me the VIN thing. We rebranded it, I don't know, four or five years ago. And yeah, we buy a lot of cars. Whole Tons of cars. Yep. Come, come, come to your house with a check. Come to your house with a check. So, 25 grand. Well, why don't we split the difference? Hey, J.D. i'm no good at math. What's the difference between 25 and 27.5?

[J.D. Ryan]

25 and 27. Five would be 26, 750.

[Producer]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Does that work?

[Caller]

Oh, I think I might be able to make this work. Well, what do I do? Hanaway. How do we do this?

[John Clay Wolf]

You go to givemetheven.com, put the VIN number or your license plate in, take the picture. Say, John gave me 26.5 on the air. And do you have a title or payoff?

[Caller]

Oh, I got. I got a clear title.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so then take a picture of the front, the back of the title, picture of your driver's license. We'll pull a. We'll do some history searching on our end and issue a check and send the check. We have a check printer in Manheim. Penny. And our driver will come to your work or office or wherever you tell us to go and come pick up the car with a check on bank of America.

[Caller]

You guys pick it up. Yeah, I don't have to drive to Pittsburgh.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, no, no. Mannheim, which is right above Philly, but. No, no, no, we'll come. We'll come to you.

[Caller]

Okay, Gotcha.

[Producer]

All right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Manhunt PA Is the. Is the largest auction in the country, and we're right across the street from it. Yeah.

[Producer]

Yep.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks. 8008-0780-0800-7234-8-800 radio. And that's what we do at giveme the vin.com.

[J.D. Ryan]

How many cars you ever figured out? How many cars you bought over the years by any even a ballpark figure?

[Bobbo]

I don't know.

[J.D. Ryan]

No idea.

[John Clay Wolf]

A couple hundred thousand?

[Producer]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

I think that's fair statement, that's.

[J.D. Ryan]

The numbers boggle my mind.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, at this point, I don't mind.

[J.D. Ryan]

Well, I mean, I do.

[John Clay Wolf]

You do, but I don't.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you have teams that do it.

[John Clay Wolf]

Just have people. People. I mean, it's all about having good people.

[Bobbo]

Damn it.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did it all, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, you know. Yeah. Hell, yeah. Turley and I used to do it all. All of it. All of it. Down to, you know, putting the tire dressing on the wheels, flashing the airbag light off of it, hoping it doesn't come back on.

[J.D. Ryan]

All right.

[Bobbo]

Those were good times.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those were good times. Those baba's been around a while, too. I had a Ford store and a Wolf, Ford, Wolf Dodge and Babo Used to work there. That was. God, that was 10 years ago. It's still. There's Vernon Auto Group. You know, I've been. I've been at this since I was, I don't know, 20. When I was 18 is when I started working in the car business out of high school. It was funny as I'm talking to my dad. I haven't talked to my dad lately. Yeah, I got sideways with my old man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, you have. Over the years.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

And most people do so at some point.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. But it was over family land. It was bs. It really pissed me off. There's a lot of things that pissed me off. But my brother and his coddling ass. You know, I've got this older brother, seven years older. And he was the. He was going to inherit. He was the prince.

[J.D. Ryan]

He was the prince.

[John Clay Wolf]

My grandfather started this good sized construction company. My dad ran it. He was Frank Wolf Senior. Frank Wolf Jr. Frank Wolf III. And my brother was the one. And it just didn't work out that way.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, it didn't.

[John Clay Wolf]

And the whole thing went tit. Crapped out. It went crapped out. And. And I came back and got our old lifestyle back. So they hated me.

[J.D. Ryan]

Why would they hate you over that?

[John Clay Wolf]

Because. Because they're. Because my brother was smart. When I was the dumb one, I was riding motorcycles and he was into horses.

[J.D. Ryan]

Gotcha.

[John Clay Wolf]

The horses. Real men do. We rope cabs and cut horses. Anyway, he got down to the. Some farm farmland at the end that my grandparents had and. And we got sideways. But anyway, it was. It was. He's getting old. He's 76.

[Producer]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And driving around with him yesterday, which is the first time I've driven around with him in five years.

[Bobbo]

You guys really.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. Really haven't talked five miles.

[John Clay Wolf]

We talked at Christmas this year. He came over to see his kids and grandkids. One of the kids he's never seen. Wow, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Really?

[Bobbo]

Really.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you. Are you getting to that point where you're going, okay, he's getting old.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah.

[J.D. Ryan]

I better straighten this out.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh yeah. Okay.

[J.D. Ryan]

Put the. Put the boat right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Absolutely.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. So that's.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's what this driving him around Yesterday I was driving around a little old man.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was a. I couldn't believe it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Kind of woke up to the fact that he's really getting old. He's not just crotchety old mean guy anymore. He's now he's the old guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. Yeah. You know, he couldn't go up the stairs at my house. He could, but he didn't want to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

And you know, it's just like in his voice.

[J.D. Ryan]

And this all happened in five years?

[John Clay Wolf]

More or less, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

It happens quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes. And it's weird. So.

[J.D. Ryan]

So are you guys buddies?

[John Clay Wolf]

But there's no reason to be buddies. Buddies is a strong term.

[Bobbo]

It was nice seeing you two hang around again.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's no reason for that.

[John Clay Wolf]

I agreed. But we went to this, so. So he came by the office, and I walked him through all the office stuff and introduced him to everybody. And then we went over this house I've been working on and showed them where we're moving. And then we went to eat, and Washaba was in there.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay. Your old buddy.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah. And we were at the Mexican food place and he came over and sat with us. And Washaba is an old chaser from way back. Long way back.

[J.D. Ryan]

Forever.

[John Clay Wolf]

And obviously my dad is too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

And listening to them swap stories, my dad was way, way, way beating him bad. Oh, my God.

[DJ Pre K]

God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God, my dad. I mean, there's no. Now I know why my mom hated my dad so much. Bless her soul.

[J.D. Ryan]

It's the first time I've ever heard you say that.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there's no.

[J.D. Ryan]

I mean, bless my mama.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, my God. Poor thing. And in all of his stories about how bad. Sorry she was, I mean, so he was talking about this stuff, and you know, me and your Uncle Richard, he was telling a story.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So get. This was 1966, the day that the. The year the king, my brother, was born.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my Lord, look at the king.

[John Clay Wolf]

Little Lord Fauntleroy, my brother, the heir to the throne. My dad and my Uncle Richard are in Dallas at a topless establishment.

[Producer]

Why, yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

In 1966. And they ran out of funding.

[Bobbo]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

About midnight. And he said something about drinking like strawberries, champagne, and Washbuster. Laughing because we all know what the champagne story is. You know, this is in 66. So they're in a 60. I was like, what were you driving? He said, we had twin Impalas, both of them, brand new 1965s. So his dad bought them both boys Impalas. Yeah. I said, so you're in a 65 Impala in Dallas at a T bar, you know, run out of money.

[J.D. Ryan]

No ATMs back then, right? Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

So they hop in and they drive back to the office of the company that was in Fort Worth, Texas, 50.

[J.D. Ryan]

Miles away, all the way to Fort.

[John Clay Wolf]

Worth to get more money out of the petty cash safe at midnight. Whip out. Can't get in it because they don't Have a key. Whip out a 30 357.

[J.D. Ryan]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

And blow the lock off of it.

[J.D. Ryan]

Wow. Well, there are certainly no. No Texas stereotypes being broken here today.

[Bobbo]

But it is nice to have options.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get the money back to the T bar to see Ms. Ellie. And I just stopped asking questions at that point. I didn't want to know the rest. I did not not want to know the Paul Harvey edition of the rest of this story.

[Bobbo]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

And now you know.

[John Clay Wolf]

Right.

[J.D. Ryan]

Way too damn much.

[John Clay Wolf]

1966, he was banging my hairdresser when I. The woman that gave me my first. First haircut. Sure. You know, the little picture when you're four with the gal that cut your hair all your life. That was his girlfriend for two decades. Two.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And I was like, I saw her the other day. I was over at her house. He said, yeah, I bought that house.

[J.D. Ryan]

God.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'm like, well, I guess it's time to come clean about. I mean, are we. You know, I guess he thinks he's dying, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Sure. It's time to tell all the stories.

[John Clay Wolf]

I bought that house.

[J.D. Ryan]

Statue of limitations a little bit.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, so, I mean, if I ever needed to stay there, I guess I've got a claim. I don't know any taxes on it, do I, father?

[Producer]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Call my brother. He's so damn smart. Let him pay him for once. Okay. My name's John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio, I guess, sometimes. Go to givemetheven.com and you think you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Have sordid stories in D.C. yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

D.C. get used to this. This is how the show rolls. We talk about everything. The cars are on the side. We buy them. We buy the hell out of them. If we don't beat your car max offer, we'll give you a hundred dollars. But that's not what we're doing here. We're having fun and we're making friends. The car business is on the side. Go to the website. Go. GiveMeTheVend.com sell the cars. We'll make you more money on that.

[Producer]

That. That.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's. That's our weekday job. This is. This is when we make.

[Producer]

The boys are back in town.

[Announcer]

We'll be right back. More of the John Clay Wolf show, presented by GiveMeThe. Vin.com. coming up.

[Bobbo]

GiveMeThevin.com understands it's the busiest time of year. Introducing. Give me the VIN's patented. One minute bid. One minute. Yes. 60 seconds. No need to waste hours on a lowball appraisal. Just put in your VIN or license number and bam. Your Offer is in hand. The next step, turn that baby into a chick. $2,000 or 200,000 fast. The one minute bid only from givemethevin.com you're welcome. Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underw.

[Producer]

It. Sam has come to find a new day has begun and it promises to.

[J.D. Ryan]

Stay.

[Producer]

To sooth the brave wasted years kiss away the bitter tears love to light the way. From the darkness comes a smile that reaches out for many miles touching everyone. No more shadows of the past your spirit free to fly at last shining in the sun. Like rolling thunder I feel the power of love it's a gift from heaven and the lord of. We will walk toward desire and feel love to light the way on the road just one day. Take it easy, take it slow I'll take you anywhere you want to go.

[J.D. Ryan]

Places never seen before.

[John Clay Wolf]

I love you.

[Producer]

And I need you I'll do my best to please you my love can.

[John Clay Wolf]

Over and endure when you hear the.

[Producer]

Thunder in your darkest night I'll be there to hold you when the lightning strikes. So don't you worry you can ease. I. Sa. Of a judgment day.

[Announcer]

Now back to the John clay wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

We're going to do the quick one minute it bid bid real quick. Okay, this John Matt Houston. 15 challenger, 51,000 miles. Is it an RT, a scat pack, an SRT, a Hellcat? What is it?

[Caller]

It's just plain. Plain change. It's the bas baseball. It's a daily driver.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, it's 12, 5. Does it have 20 in wheels?

[Caller]

All right, fair enough. Yes, sir. It does.

[John Clay Wolf]

It does. Okay, 12, five, maybe 13. Go to givemethevin.com load it up. We'll buy it. What is this? Ted and Mineral Wells. No way. 60 miles outside the city limits and we got an 01 Mustang that's been turned into a dragster. Ted, are you there?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm here.

[John Clay Wolf]

What. What do you want for the O1 Mustang that's been turned into a dragster.

[Caller]

Masking 16,000 for it. We modified the motor transmission.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I lost him. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Tommy and Pilot point in O2 Chevy 2500 HD with four wheel drive with 220000 miles on it.

[Bobbo]

Sorry, Ted.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's something. Sorry, Ted. It's a mild out truck. But is it nice?

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Like. Okay, it's extended cab. How many miles on run it when you bought it?

[Caller]

About 50,000.

[John Clay Wolf]

So you, you've. You've had it yourself. So On a scale of one to ten, ten being showroom, five being nice, seven being really nice. What. What do you call it?

[Caller]

Five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, so it's a nice one. All right, I'll give 3, 000 then.

[Bobbo]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right. O2 with 220, 000 miles, four wheel drive, extended cam. Go to givemetheven.com Yep. Oh, we're out. Okay, we'll be back in a sec.

[Announcer]

Back with more of the John Clay Wolf show after this, presented by givemetheven.com.

[Bobbo]

Givemetheven.Com understands it's the busiest time of year. Introducing. Give me the VIN's patented one minute bid. One minute? Yes. 60 seconds. No need to waste hours on a low ball appraisal. Just put in your VIN or license number and bam, your offer is in hand. The next step, turn that baby into a check. $2,000 or 200,000 fast. The one minute bid only from givemethevin.com. you're welcome. Sell us your car. Givemethevin.com so easy you can do it in your underwear.

[Producer]

It. I just want to celebrate Another day of living I just want to celebrate Another day of life Put my faith in the people but the people that me down so I turn the other way and I carry on anyhow that's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate yeah, yeah Another day of living yeah I just want to celebrate Another day of life had my hand on a dollar bill and the dollar bill blew away but the sun is shining down on me Energy to say that's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate yeah, yeah Another day of living yeah I just want to celebrate Another day of living I just want to celebrate Another day of love. Doing it all get you down no, no don't let it turn you around and. Well I can't be bothered with sorrow and I can't be bothered with hate no, no I'm using up my time I'm feeling fine every day that's why I'm telling you I just want to celebrate. I just want to celebrate another day oh, I just want to celebrate Another day of living I just want to celebrate Another day of. Doing it all get you down Going to turn you around and around and around and around and around around, around. Around, around, around, around, around, round. I just wanna celebrate I just wanna celebrate Just want to celebrate.

[Announcer]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[John Clay Wolf]

A rich white guy that just drinks his ass off.

[Bobbo]

Bring out the dancers I'm glad to.

[Caller]

Finally hear some good radio on big 100. I mean, looks good, but this show's great.

[Announcer]

Hit him up down. 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

I find you guilty of murder because you are killing it.

[Bobbo]

I ain't taking no penitentiary chances, baby.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

What did guys say? He's glad to hear some good radio on Big 100. That's nice to hear. Thank you.

[J.D. Ryan]

Very nice of him.

[John Clay Wolf]

That was from last week. Our first week on the show here I was talking about my dad and his. His wild stories as a younger man. And these went on he and Washball. I just sat back and listened to this. Washball was interviewing him as a. As a. It'd be like interviewing his hero.

[Producer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Because that's Washable's life.

[J.D. Ryan]

You did what? And I watched.

[Producer]

How far.

[J.D. Ryan]

How far back did y' all go?

[John Clay Wolf]

High school.

[Producer]

High school.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean we. We would, you know, like skip high school and have parties at. During school. Like with 50 to 80 people would.

[J.D. Ryan]

Show up during school, during school.

[John Clay Wolf]

Swashbuck's a party party from way back. But dad was telling if. If y' all missed us, what we were talking about earlier, you need to grab the podcast. This is John Claywolf dot com.

[Producer]

I'm.

[John Clay Wolf]

I made up with my dad after years of.

[J.D. Ryan]

I'm just separated. You did?

[John Clay Wolf]

And. And we ran into a friend of mine in a Mexican restaurant. My friend started asking him questions. He was telling all these wild stories about his past and made me feel sorry for my mother.

[Bobbo]

He's going to the well for a little wisdom.

[John Clay Wolf]

But he washed balls and washed ball. Ironically, he's in the middle of a divorce. No way. Right.

[Bobbo]

Of course.

[Producer]

What?

[John Clay Wolf]

So dad also told a story. We're over Dallas. Joe Po and I are in this Mercedes and.

[Producer]

And.

[John Clay Wolf]

And they're coming out of the Mavericks game and they got these two gals with them always strippers. 80, 80 something.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

Got you get pulled over. Joe only had like one drink.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

They're gonna take him down for dwi. Yep. And the cops are like, sir, can you drive? Because we've got to take your friend to jail. And Dad's like, well, sure. He said, I need to give you the dwi. Dad's like, I don't know what kind of test they gave me, but I must have cheated cuz I was the drunk one and he was sober. And so they're. They're in front of the cop car and they're all leaving. And Joe Po, his buddies in the back of the cop car.

[J.D. Ryan]

Okay.

[John Clay Wolf]

And dad has it in reverse. And he said, you know those big Mercedes, when you put them in reverse, how they hunker down like a different. And. And I was just, I was looking over my shoulder, just fixed a measure on the gas. And that stripper girl's like, you know, you got it in reverse, right. And the cops are honking. And then they stopped him and took him down, too.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, jeez.

[Bobbo]

Go. Oh, jeez.

[J.D. Ryan]

So close.

[John Clay Wolf]

I mean, it's, it's, Is it interesting? Interesting stuff.

[Bobbo]

All in a. Nice work. Speaking of interviewing wise people, you know, you got Robert Romanus.

[John Clay Wolf]

He's like the George Young of, of topless joints.

[Bobbo]

Later this hour, Damone from Fast Times or Ismont High is going to be on Demone. Yeah, that should be cool.

[John Clay Wolf]

I like him. He's gonna call him the show.

[Bobbo]

Yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, I've heard y' all talking about earlier in the week. What time?

[Michael Turley]

I don't know, a couple minutes here.

[John Clay Wolf]

So. So Damone from Fast Times will be on the show for this in a minute.

[Producer]

Yeah. Good.

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, Stay tuned for that very cool 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. I guess the moral of the story is on the twilight of, of maybe struggling. Don't. Don't spend it all. The topless joints.

[Bobbo]

Exactly.

[J.D. Ryan]

Can you imagine how much money he spent over the years?

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, my God.

[John Clay Wolf]

A lot.

[J.D. Ryan]

I always felt sorry, like a lot. In a way, I felt sorry for.

[John Clay Wolf]

Paid for my own college. Damone's on what we're saying.

[J.D. Ryan]

No, I was just saying 40 years of being in radio, I went to a lot of topless places, being paid to be there. I always felt sorry for the guys that were there all the time. I just did.

[John Clay Wolf]

J.D. remind me a little bit later about telling you about taking my grandmother's Rolls Royce with the two strippers to the rodeo with my dad. Okay. Damone's online, too. Thanks for joining us, man.

[Caller]

Hey, thanks for having me.

[John Clay Wolf]

What are you doing? Catch us up.

[Caller]

We're all fans, you know. Let's see. I have a band that I play all around Los Angeles and I, you know, sell songs on the Internet. And I have three kids that keep me really busy. I'm a very busy guy.

[John Clay Wolf]

How old are your children?

[Caller]

I got two almost 15 year olds, twins, boy and a girl. Got a 12 year old boy and he's going into junior high.

[John Clay Wolf]

Question. Because I think of this. Some of the things I say on the radio are in bad taste.

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

And when my daughter hears the replays when she's 15. It'd probably be a lot like your daughter watching you hump Jennifer Jason Lee in the pool house. And how do you reply to that when she says, dad?

[Caller]

Well, the truth is that they never seen it.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's for the good.

[Caller]

Well, you know, they don't really care that. That's my point. They could care less. This show or that show or, you know, their. Their kids are into their own stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Dad, why didn't you pay for her abortion? That was not good. You're supposed to.

[Caller]

I'm sure all her friends are asking her that question. That Bobbo in the background there laughing.

[John Clay Wolf]

That's Bobbo in the background laugh.

[Caller]

Don't be hiding now.

[Bobbo]

Well, I'm not hiding. Man, I. I really enjoyed your. Your part in Runaways. I thought that was, you know, really well executed. I. I know it took Joan Jett longer than that to play, right?

[Caller]

Yeah, I'm sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, Bobbo, it's my show. I got Demone on my show. Why don't you shut up?

[Bobbo]

Okay, but I gotta know. I gotta know why. When you recommended side two of Led Zeppelin four, why is rat playing cashmere in the car?

[Caller]

Because he's the rat.

[Bobbo]

So he got that wrong.

[Caller]

Just so you know, my nickname is Bobbo.

[Bobbo]

Really?

[John Clay Wolf]

Is it really?

[Caller]

It really is.

[John Clay Wolf]

Far out. I've got a question. When y' all were putting this together, did you know what you were onto? Did you have the feeling, the buzz? Or was it a complete surprise?

[Caller]

It was another summer movie that some people looked down upon. Some people were having fun. Who knew what was going to end up where it did.

[Producer]

Who knew?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, we're going to find out a little more. Damone. We've. We got. I've got a heartbreak I'm against right now, and I want to hear more about the five point plan as soon as we come back. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio, remember? Go to. Give me the vin. Vin.givemetheven.com to get an immediate quote of what will pay for your car. We will come to your house, pick it up. If we don't beat your car max offer, we'll send you a check for 100.

[Announcer]

Givemethe vin.com presents the John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back after this.

[Bobbo]

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[Producer]

Sam. Saddle again to. I'm looking for Suki Jo. Crazy house alone keep. Give me a drink. That's when she. She called my eye. My. P. I'm back in the sand again. I'm back. I'm back in the sand again. I'm back. Sa.

[Caller]

What do I say to her once.

[John Clay Wolf]

We get in the car?

[Caller]

It's no problem, Red.

[John Clay Wolf]

What you need is my special five point plan. Come on, Damone. I need real help here. Hey, men have died trying to obtain this valuable information, you know. But I'll give it to you for free. Okay, okay.

[Caller]

What's your five point plan?

[John Clay Wolf]

All right, now pay attention. First of all, Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. Oh, Daddy.

[Producer]

Hi. 2.

[John Clay Wolf]

You always call the shots. Kiss me, you won't regret. Now 3. Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. Isn't this great?

[Producer]

4.

[John Clay Wolf]

When ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. The lady will have the linguine, white clam sauce and a Coke with no ice.

[Bobbo]

And five.

[John Clay Wolf]

Now this is most important. Rat. Who's down to making out. Put on side one of Led Zeppelin.

[Producer]

4.

[Announcer]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com.

[John Clay Wolf]

See, your brother stole your husband.

[Caller]

What a fun story, huh?

[John Clay Wolf]

Good Lord, I'm gonna enjoy this market. If this is the kind of stuff that comes out of.

[Announcer]

Call in 800. 800 radio.

[John Clay Wolf]

This is show content for. For the masses.

[Caller]

Welcome to Maryland.

[Announcer]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert Romanus from Fast Times at Richmond High. For you guys who just joined in, he is on hold. Hey, I've got a question. I'm putting you on the spot, but I was thinking, is there any way to devise a five point plan for this day and age? Has it changed much? And if you could devise one, would you share it with us?

[Caller]

Well, you know, I was just thinking as you were playing that section, I was thinking, you know, it really holds up today.

[John Clay Wolf]

It really does. It really does.

[Caller]

When you take a girl out and you order her some linguine and a white clam sauce and a Coke with. When you order for her, just melts their heart.

[Bobbo]

It's A classy move.

[Caller]

Classy move.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, we do a car show that airs. I do a car show on Saturdays at Syndicating and it's on five hours on Saturday mornings in several markets. I wanted to talk to you about your car. What do you drive?

[Caller]

Well, I have a Prius, but that's just the balance out. I have a 1961 Corvette.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, there you go, homeboy.

[Caller]

On one hand I'm drinking all the gas and on the other hand I'm saving stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

Sure.

[Bobbo]

Evens out.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's like having a wife and a girlfriend.

[Caller]

Yes, exactly.

[John Clay Wolf]

Get him a Cadillac in an apartment, you're good to go.

[Caller]

What kind of car show? I love to hear that stuff.

[John Clay Wolf]

It's weird. I was a car dealer for years and then I got into radio and I was a wholesale car dealer. Are you familiar with that? A guy that flew flips cars from dealer to dealer and auction to auction. So this show, people call in and say, you know, I've got a 05 Suburban, 80,000 miles, quad captain seats, leather, two wheel drive, in good condition. And I say, you know, nine grand. And they'll write him a check for nine grand and they'll give them that on trade in.

[Caller]

Right.

[Bobbo]

I think Fast Times of Richmond High. Maybe not by design, but when you see it today, every one of those characters you kind of identify with more than the others. I always identify with the moment. So I want to ask you one serious question. Can I please. Do you have any Blue Oyster Cult?

[Caller]

Where were you last time around?

[John Clay Wolf]

I can do it better than he can.

[Caller]

Last time around I was this close to working at 7:11.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, it was. It was.

[Bobbo]

No, I don't have any blue eyes to cult. I got 23 pairs last time.

[John Clay Wolf]

Where were you?

[Caller]

Sorry, it's been about 25 years.

[Bobbo]

I love this cat.

[John Clay Wolf]

Hey, was anybody making sweet love behind the scenes? Was anybody having. Phoebe or Jennifer?

[Caller]

No, not those two. I think Second AP was having a lot of. His name was Marty.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thank you for calling.

[Caller]

All right, man.

[John Clay Wolf]

Robert Romanis Damone from Fast Times. He's a friend of the show.

[J.D. Ryan]

Great, now I gotta watch the movie.

[John Clay Wolf]

Marty Lane is also a friend of the show too.

[Producer]

He is?

[John Clay Wolf]

You guys don't believe me? Blew me away. Keep listening, you'll meet already. Yes, yes, yes.

[J.D. Ryan]

You better hurry.

[John Clay Wolf]

Stephen in. I think you're in D.C. it says happy customers. Steven is. Are you the dude that. The first car we bought out of dc?

[Caller]

Yes.

[Bobbo]

They came and picked up my Audi.

[Caller]

And it was right here in Brandywine at the house. And I Was like, what the, look at that. There you go. Thank you so much.

[John Clay Wolf]

Oh, I told them I, I, I wanted me.

[Caller]

And she said, I said they're going to come to the door, they'll pick it up, we don't even have to leave. And she says, you're out of here. And there, there it goes.

[John Clay Wolf]

I asked your buyer, I said, tell him, make sure that he calls into the show to tell his story. Because a lot of people, it just sounds too good to be true. You know, the whole thing. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. In this case it's not. This is simple. I mean, I've been doing this forever. My concept here is like to be your brother in law that works at the dealership that you trust. I, I mass applied that. I'm your brother in law or your cousin or your whatever that works at a dealership that you trust with a number. Sure. And you can get to me through this website. I program this computer and we, you know, buy 500 cars a week and the computer will bid it automatically.

[J.D. Ryan]

And your wife's gonna go, man, your brother in law's not trustworthy. But then it turns out he is.

[John Clay Wolf]

The logistics of it is the hard part. But anyway, so Steve, if I remember right, you called in, you were going to go to carmax. I said, go to carmax. If I don't beat it, you'll give, I'll give you 100. Then you called back and said, I don't want to go to carmax. Can you just come up a thousand and I'll sell it to you now? And I said, yes. And then when, when, when? That was Saturday. Our first airing on a big 100. And then what was your, when did they pick up your car?

[Caller]

Tuesday evening.

[John Clay Wolf]

And was there a payoff or was it.

[Caller]

I had a clear title, so it was, it was easy. We, we paid that one off and they just gave me a check for it.

[John Clay Wolf]

And, and who is the check drawn on? Because this is always a question.

[Caller]

Well, it's my bank of America.

[John Clay Wolf]

My, my bank. Bank of America. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you bank there too?

[Producer]

Yeah.

[Caller]

Yes.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

Well, we got multiple, but that's definitely one of them. That's one.

[John Clay Wolf]

We mainly, you know, we started in Texas and, and we were with a Texas bank. I was like, I've got to get a larger national bank. So that there's no question about who the check. Anyway, thank you, Steve. Hope you enjoy the show.

[Caller]

Oh, you guys are off.

[John Clay Wolf]

Thanks, dude. Thomas, good morning in Baltimore. Hey, how are you?

[Caller]

Hello. Good. How are you?

[John Clay Wolf]

Hello. Hello. Hello. 11 Ben's GL550 is what I see here.

[Caller]

Yes sir.

[John Clay Wolf]

And what color?

[Caller]

Black.

[John Clay Wolf]

Black.

[Bobbo]

Average.

[John Clay Wolf]

Rough or clean?

[Caller]

I'd say pretty clean.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay. Is it amg?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, formatic then. Which in miles are. It says 45. That's good. Miles for a 11 black car. No dummy lights? No. Does it have rust?

[Caller]

No rust.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay.

[Caller]

I mean it's, it's a, you know, I think it's in good shape. It's my daughter's car. She, she get married so it's not my job to put her in her car anymore. So.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. But I haven't been in. Do you like the guy or.

[Caller]

I guess, you know, we'll see.

[Bobbo]

We might let him live.

[John Clay Wolf]

I've got a daughter too. I'm not looking forward to her first guy. She's 16. Yeah, yeah.

[Caller]

No fun. Trust me.

[John Clay Wolf]

Yeah, yeah. I'm not looking forward to that. I, I, I feel for people now. I think it's a 21, 22G truck. 20, 21, 22,000. Does it have a clean Carfax?

[Caller]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[John Clay Wolf]

I'll give 20. I, I'll give 215.

[Caller]

I was think more around 25 somewhere.

[John Clay Wolf]

You're stone dude. Thomas. I mean, do you. I didn't know that marijuana was legal in Virginia. Maybe he's just. Are you doing edibles or you just smoking skunk bud?

[Caller]

Well, hang on. Let me start here real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

No, I don't understand. I mean. No, you had an 11. You got 8 year old. Ben's. Glad I'm a 21 5. 22 grand bar. Do you have any other bids?

[Caller]

No.

[John Clay Wolf]

Okay, go to Carmax. Go to Carmax. Get them to to bid it for you. If I don't, send me a picture. Go to. Give me the vin. Take a picture of their offer letter. And this goes for everyone that's listening. Anybody that goes to Carmax and gets an offer, take a picture of the offer letter. Go to givemetheven.com and load that picture. If I don't beat the offer on that piece of paper, I will mail you a check for a hundred dollars Dollars. I swear to God I'll do it. I do it every week. But I'm gonna beat it if I can. Most of the time I can. But if I can, I'm gonna send you a check for 100. I'm not going to argue with you about price. I don't even want to offer you more. I want you, I want to, I want you to validate my pricing. Go to them, go to the big one. Go to Walmart.

[Michael Turley]

Right.

[John Clay Wolf]

Go to carmax, then come back to me and I'll pay you a hundred dollars for last.

[Bobbo]

Look, pay that man his money.

[J.D. Ryan]

There we go. Checking traffic right now inside the beltway. Yeah, the i400 Bellway Interloop near MD214, Central Avenue. The right lane there is block. We have a work zone going on inside D.C. proper. I395, the street tunnel northbound just after I695, the Southeast Freeway. Right lane there is blocked with a work zone. And we have a car fire in Maryland. I95, northbound ramp from Howard county rest area right there. The right lane's block while they put that fire out.

[John Clay Wolf]

There you go. Rush Limbaugh. Our own Rush Limbaugh. The rush Limbaugh. Washington D.C. 's own Rush Limbaugh. Exactly.

[Michael Turley]

I gotta dial him up on the ISDN real quick.

[John Clay Wolf]

Washington D.C. he's in Florida. He's the voice of POLITICO USA. I mean, it's of course, that's the center, the nucleus of the world. Rush Limbaugh.

[Bobbo]

Thank you very much, John. You know, it really is a national thing.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yes, sure.

[Bobbo]

And I tell you, but look, look.

[John Clay Wolf]

What?

[Bobbo]

I'm not sure they're hearing me on the Beltway these days. They don't seem to be following instructions as well as they have been the past couple of years.

[J.D. Ryan]

So you think you instruct them?

[Bobbo]

It's gotten very, very weird, this new. A green New Deal?

[John Clay Wolf]

Yes, the Cal Farting deal.

[Bobbo]

I think it's code. The legalization of that devil weed.

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, geez. How could that, how could that be?

[John Clay Wolf]

Well, that Mercedes owner earlier had that under his belt.

[J.D. Ryan]

I heard him.

[Bobbo]

I heard him. He sounded like he had a bad hack.

[John Clay Wolf]

What do you drive, Rush Limbo?

[Bobbo]

I, I don't, I don't drive.

[J.D. Ryan]

You don't drive at all?

[Bobbo]

It's a no, but you won't believe this. I've got a Maserati.

[J.D. Ryan]

Bad.

[Bobbo]

It's a beautiful, beautiful automobile.

[J.D. Ryan]

I bet it is.

[Bobbo]

It's 1979. Really does 185 5, but I lost my license. Oh, tell me what happened then and now I don't drive.

[John Clay Wolf]

Wow.

[Bobbo]

It's a. I know it sounds cliche.

[J.D. Ryan]

It does a little bit. Yeah, I've heard that somewhere.

[Bobbo]

I, I now I take a limo.

[J.D. Ryan]

Right in the back that I believe. I lock the doors just in case.

[Bobbo]

In case I'm attacked.

[Producer]

Sure.

[John Clay Wolf]

By those damn Democrats and those damned liberals.

[Bobbo]

Their, their green New Deal. I'LL tell you. But look, if they legalize marijuana.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

Today. And we all have to change over. We're going to have a serious shortage of Cheetos and Pop Tarts.

[J.D. Ryan]

That's your biggest concern.

[Bobbo]

Build the infrastructure first. Somebody get Frito Lay and General Mills on the phone.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah, you.

[Bobbo]

You can't make enough Sugar Bears for this kind of thing. Where. Where are we going to get the milk? Good Lord, man.

[J.D. Ryan]

There's your drop for next week.

[Bobbo]

You again. It'll be great business for Jack in the Box and Taco Bell. They have those munchy boxes for $5. Wonderful. Wonderful. And you don't. And, kids, you don't have to be high.

[Caller]

Yeah.

[Bobbo]

To enjoy junk food from Taco Bell.

[J.D. Ryan]

I just can't see you.

[Bobbo]

I'm having a juicy beefy five layer burrito right now.

[Producer]

Wow.

[John Clay Wolf]

Early in the morning.

[Bobbo]

With White Label Scotch, of course. Wonderful.

[John Clay Wolf]

Any pills?

[Bobbo]

Fire sauce. Fire sauce?

[J.D. Ryan]

Oh, he puts fire sauce on it.

[John Clay Wolf]

No. Any pills?

[Bobbo]

No. No. Pills later. Pills later. This is. This is too tasty.

[J.D. Ryan]

Too early for him.

[John Clay Wolf]

You would want to ruin it with some good bikes or.

[Producer]

Good.

[Bobbo]

I have been eyeballing my giant bottle of oxycodone.

[John Clay Wolf]

Those get me higher than giraffe. You know what? When I was in the hospital.

[Bobbo]

They're legal.

[John Clay Wolf]

When I was in the hospital hospital and I was on Oxycodones, the balloons turned into Martians with guns. And I freaked out and yanked my IV out. Started walking down the. I was. When I was in seventh grade and had my appendix out, I flipped out on oxycodones. So, Rush, if you do a radio show on that 600, you are more man than I. Yeah, well, it takes.

[Bobbo]

It takes fortitude. That's how we roll, as we say here in sunny Florida. I'll teach you all about it. Listen to the program Monday and you can tell what? At the Excellence in Broadcasting Network.

[J.D. Ryan]

Thank you, sir.

[Bobbo]

Talent on loan from God.

[John Clay Wolf]

Good deal.

[Bobbo]

Rush Limbaugh.

[John Clay Wolf]

Limbaugh.

[J.D. Ryan]

Yeah. What?

[Producer]

I got.