#187 John Clay Wolfe Show 02.23.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show — Episode #187 (Aired: February 16, 2026)

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Episode Overview

Theme:
A classic installment of The John Clay Wolfe Show, blending unfiltered humor, car talk, rock & roll stories, and real listener moments. John and his crew riff on everything from office antics to Kiss concerts, seamlessly weaving in car-buying expertise and offbeat interviews, with their signature irreverence.

Style:
The show is unscripted, fast-paced, loud, occasionally crude, and loaded with pop culture references, office banter, and call-in comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Segments

1. Satirical News & Traffic Antics

• The show kicks off with a mock "breaking news" segment lampooning the confusion of statistics in political polling, setting a purposely chaotic tone.

  • Notable quote:
    "63% of the 84% of people surveyed say 39% of people believe. 57% of percentage surveys are confusing."
    (A, 00:01)

• Mock traffic report blends real updates with absurdist humor (zoo animals in potholes, Blair Witch sightings).

  • Quote:
    "A zoo animal fell into a pothole on the Beltway last night, apparently."
    (C, 02:44)

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2. The GiveMeTheVIN.com Car-Buying Process

• John explains how his company operates nationwide, comparing the service to Pawn Stars (but "we pay what it’s really worth").
• Listeners are encouraged to call with their car details for live, no-nonsense appraisals.

Example Lightning Car Appraisal Segment

• A caller considers selling a 2015 GMC Acadia. John runs through a lightning negotiation, demonstrating his rapid-fire bidding style.
  • Quote:
    "Just 20 grand. Buy with 15 with 42. SLT with leather base. 17 grand. 17, 18 grand."
    (B, 34:01)

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3. Staff Antics & Honest Office Dynamics

• The team jokingly exposes their ragtag office, including ex-strippers, ex-cons, alcoholics, and more.

  • Memorable banter:
    "Think of them. Joe, you couldn’t even cast these characters … ex DJs, radio people, ... extrippers ... what else?"
    (B & C, 27:29)

• A running theme is office drama, with mentions of criminal background checks, wild hires, real workplace sagas, and prepping for a "reality radio/TV" sign-off.

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4. Listener Call-Ins: Real and Off-the-Wall

• Variety of calls: visually impaired fans, sellers wanting car advice, stories about living at home, and wild local culture questions (donut shop pyramids).

• Notable moment (visually impaired caller needs accessibility help):

  • Quote:
    "How do you move around a website blind ...?"
    (B, 08:46)

• Personal stories, e.g., a caller shares his experience going blind at age 35 and fan interactions about gifts and T-shirts.

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5. Rock & Roll: The Enduring Kiss (and More)

• John raves about taking his kids to a Kiss concert, marvelling at the band’s eternal stamina despite their age.

  • Multiple impersonations of Paul Stanley and band banter pepper the segment.
  • Quotes:
    "They keep doing this until August. J.D. around the world."
    (B, 15:53)
    "Gene will wind up in one of his own Kiss caskets before it's all over."
    (B, 15:02)

• Discussion turns to possible tour replacements, referencing Journey and the Beastie Boys.

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6. Rock Star Guests & Parody Appearances

• Satirical phone-ins: "Bill Cosby" asks Reverend Charles to pray for him from prison (40:00), "Satan" discusses deals with rock stars (43:00), and "Rush Limbaugh," "Keith Richards," "Robert Kraft," etc. all make parody appearances.

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7. Topical Events: Pop Culture, Politics & Scandals

• The crew lampoons everything from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez nixing Amazon’s NY HQ, to Robert Kraft’s spa scandal, to Jussie Smollett’s faked hate crime, all within the show's unfiltered tone.
  • Relevant Quote:
    "Amazon wanted was 3 billion in tax and stuff, incentives. Then Alexandra Cortez said, wait a minute, you filthy capitalist greedy scum billionaires."
    (D, 22:00)

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8. Racial & Social Satire

• Recurring bit: “White, Black, Latino, or Other?” guessing the ethnicity of Florida’s wildest newsmakers.
• Satire intertwined with honest takes on "accidental racism," political correctness, and American diversity.

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9. Office Bets and Future Antics

• Upcoming: a one-legged footrace between Lieutenant Dan (auction staffer with a prosthetic) and “Big Aaron,” played up as a parody of office hijinks meets reality show.

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10. Regular Car Call-Ins & Expert Appraisals

• Listeners from all over (Texas, D.C., Arkansas, etc.) call in with cars, often in hopes of scoring big, but met with John’s unsparing but fair market takes.

  • Quote:
    "If you've had three or more DUIs, I want to talk to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio."
    (B, 48:47)

  • Honesty about value-shock:
    "You're gonna be mad. The damn. The turbos, they break and they leak. ... that's not enough. That's not enough."
    (B, 106:04)

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11. Pop Culture, Classic Cars and Music History

• The crew jumps from car talk to lamenting the deaths of musical icons (The Monkees, Beastie Boys), recounting music history lessons and on-tour stories.

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12. The PC Police, Comedy Backlash, and Self-Awareness

• John discusses receiving hate mail over ad copy deemed sexist, playing a real recording of Bobbo’s attempt to explain it to the angry caller.

  • Quote:
    "Flexible, good attitude is what we're saying ... She's not being flexible. She doesn't have a good attitude."
    (B, 171:52)

• Show's stance: not out to offend, but "we talk like normal people. We're just real ... you got a radio knob, change the dadgum channel."
  (D, 168:09)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• Satirical 'Breaking News':
  "63% of the 84% of people surveyed say 39% of people believe. 57% of percentage surveys are confusing." (A, 00:01)

• On Kiss's Endurance:
  "Gene will wind up in one of his own Kiss caskets before it's all over. ... they're touring so hard. It's like one. This, this one's for the great grandchildren." (B, 15:02)

• Paul Stanley Impersonation:
  "I'm four foot seven and I've got a two inch little thing. But don't forget my voice because I'm a singing machine." (B, 16:14)

• "Pawn Stars" Car Buying Analogy:
  "If the guitar is worth 10,000, we'll pay 10,000. And the cars, anything with a VIN number. That's why the company's called Give Me the VIN." (B, 06:23)

• Office Dysfunction:
  "We have teachers and preachers and ex DJs and radio people and non radio people and car people and non car people ... extra extras." (C, 27:39)

• Listener Real Talk:
  "This is the first time I can actually listen to talk radio and laugh my butt off." (D, 100:04)

• Feminist Caller Backlash (about the 'flexible woman' ad):
  "Is that for me as a customer, that comes across as ... a sexual joke." (D, 170:53)
  "She's not being flexible. She doesn't have a good attitude." (B, 171:52)

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Segment Timestamps for Important Topics

Satirical News/Traffic

• 00:01–03:08

Car-Buying Process & 'Pawn Stars' Comparison

• 04:58–07:11

Call-In: Blind Listener Web Accessibility

• 08:25–09:56

Office Antics

• 27:29–30:44

Listener Car Appraisal Lightning Round

• 33:09–35:17

Kiss Concert Review & Rock Satire

• 14:32–17:27
• 78:59–81:51

Musical History/Monkees

• 62:06–64:40

Racial Satire Bit: 'White, Black, Latino, or Other?'

• 67:33–71:09

Pop Culture/Political Scandals

• Ocasio-Cortez & Amazon: 21:00–23:54
• Robert Kraft & Spa Scandal: 76:37–84:46
• Jussie Smollett: 25:52–26:27

PC Backlash & Self-Awareness Segment

• 168:11–172:24

Celebrity Parodies (Bill Cosby, Satan, Rush Limbaugh, etc.)

• Cosby: 39:41–42:23
• Satan: 43:01, 115:08
• Limbaugh: 92:24–95:41
• Keith Richards: 101:44–103:56
• Robert Kraft: 82:23–84:46

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The Show’s Signature Tone

• Unpredictable, irreverent, and sometimes controversial.
• Mix of blue-collar wit, dealership know-how, and authentic audience interaction.
• Consistent “no BS” honesty about car values & the car industry.
• Parody and satire as a throughline: every public figure and taboo is fair game, but the team ultimately insists it's all in good fun, not to offend.

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In their own words:
"You got a radio knob. Change the dadgum channel." (D, 168:45)
"We're not out to offend. We're just having fun." (B, 172:24)

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For More

• Listeners can catch more from the archives or subscribe to the podcast at johnclaywolf.com, especially as the live broadcast moves across affiliates and regions each Saturday.

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This summary covers the episode's main segments, significant moments, and is designed for both super-fans and curious new listeners to instantly catch the spirit, humor, and content of The John Clay Wolfe Show #187.

Transcript

[A]

This is breaking news. We go now to White House press analyst Maria Baton Perez Reverte. Yes, Mark, this just in. 63% of the 84% of people surveyed say 39% of people believe. 57% of percentage surveys are confusing. Back to you, Mark. This has been breaking news.

[B]

What the.

[A]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JB Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown. And featuring DJ Pre K, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf. Yeah, you guys covered for a second.

[B]

I forgot my bag.

[C]

Go get your bag, John.

[A]

There's always something early in the morning. J.D. ryan's the Man I'm looking at over there.

[C]

Good morning, Bobo.

[A]

You are looking, may I say svelte.

[C]

Well, we're losing weight. That gives it all. All of it's due to Turley's great lemonade cleanse we did at the beginning of the year.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

And now I'm kind of doing it every other week or so.

[B]

Nice.

[A]

Yeah, it's getting skinny on me.

[C]

Keeping you clean. Keeping. You mean keeping you lean.

[A]

Machine.

[B]

Just a touch. I had to get some coffee.

[C]

It's cold outside. Chaffing is beautiful.

[A]

Actually doing that now.

[C]

You want to do it right now?

[B]

Yeah, that's why I brought it up. Let me just.

[C]

Give me half a second. I wasn't ready.

[B]

Ah. You're supposed to be prepared, J.

[D]

For everything.

[C]

For every possible opportunity.

[E]

Traffic never stops.

[C]

It never does, actually. Okay, here we go.

[B]

Stop.

[D]

God.

[C]

Computer, stop that thing. Okay, here we go. Big 100 traffic. Okay. In DC proper, the i4, 495 beltway inner loop near Braddock Road. All the lanes are open, but the remains of earlier two car accident are in the right lane. In Maryland, Baltimore Washington Parkway northbound between MD 197 and MD 198. You stay alert on the right side. You can expect delays for the pothole repair in progress, apparently as the zoo animal fell into the hole last night and on the Beltway.

[B]

Are you lying? Are you making something up? Did somebody screw with you?

[C]

No, that's.

[B]

A zoo animal fell into a pothole on the Beltway last night, apparently. According to your traffic, Bob, would you do that too?

[C]

And on The Beltway itself, 190, the 495 Beltway Interloop ramp to eastbound MD214, Central Avenue. The ramp is blocked there by long term work zone. There's your big 100 traffic.

[A]

And really Bad news is down Burkittsville, they found the Blair Witch. She's back. She's back.

[C]

I just agree what I'm talking big.

[B]

100 kind of could sound like a big 100 like a man's, like a. Like a bar over in the funny side of town. It's the big 100.

[C]

No, I don't believe that's a good way to promote this radio station to be honest.

[B]

You have to promote it when you're talking to the people on it. I mean, they're fine. They know we're here. Good morning. My name's John Clay wolf. His name's J.D. and he's continuously unprepared.

[C]

I was ready.

[B]

He's like Pig Pen and Charlie Brown two minutes after. Do you want me to. Yeah, well, I was a little late and I had to get coffee so who. Between us, I want you to be ready because here's what happens, okay? Baba will start meandering the Ephraim like drifting off into other lanes, oncoming traffic, bridges, sides of the roads. Right, right. Zoo animals and potholes on the beltway.

[C]

Right.

[B]

So like trying to keep everybody on point and keep everything. Just get into traffic.

[A]

Don't be a Blair Witch, man. That's the Blair Witch serious thing.

[B]

So. And where did you come up with that, Mr. Drift Boy?

[A]

I just realized, man, we're broadcasting live to Burkittsville. Good morning. Burkittsville, Maryland.

[B]

Is that where it was?

[A]

Special shout out to my friend Rustin Parr.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Good morning Baltimore, D.C. d.C. Baltimore, Maryland, Virginia, all that. It's fun. So this hour we have you guys solo because we're in Dallas, just you and me and we got up an hour early to do the 8 o' clock hour with you and then we joined Houston, Oklahoma City, Dallas, all these Vegas, Vegas, all these other stations. We join about 30 stations. And it really. Isn't it really Bakersfield?

[E]

Yeah, right.

[B]

Coast to coast. Coast to coast, baby. But right now we're just Maryland in Virginia right now we're just big 100 for the next hour we're working on adding a couple more stations on the east coast hopefully WXQ up in New York and this station in Philly and we'll talk about it. But anyway, hey, call in guys. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio for you new listeners. We have a little hook in. In the deal if you want to sell us your car. Kind of like Pawn Stars when that scene where they Take the guitar to the counter and, like, man, Jimmy Page, like, got stoned and laid on this in 1976. And the guy's like, yeah, it's got to be worth 10 grand because it still has his cheeks semen on it.

[C]

All right, I was gonna go, nice.

[B]

Did you dump me? Yeah. And it's worth 10 grand because he still has the Monica lens. Monica Lewinsky, blue dress drops on it.

[E]

There you go. Hey there. Good job.

[C]

He's a big boy.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What's long and hard and drags on the bottom of the ocean? It's not Moby's package. It's. It's a submarine.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Okay. Full of semen. Submarine Semen. What. What were we talking about? Oh, Jimmy Page getting laid in 77 on with his guitar.

[C]

This guitar.

[E]

How we're like pawn stars and they.

[B]

Want $10,000 for it. The guy's like, yeah, I'll give you 300 bucks. And they're like, I'll take five. Like, yeah, I'll give 500 bucks. Anyway, it's not like that. We actually. If the. If the guitar is worth 10,000, we'll pay 10,000. And the cars, anything with a VIN number. That's why the company's called Give Me the vin. So if you call in year, make, model, miles, year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean. I'll bid your car and I'll pay for it. I'll send somebody to your house to pick it up. And I know that sounds stupid.

[C]

If you've never heard it before, that sounds a little odd.

[B]

We've been doing this for years and years in Texas, and we're moving around the country now.

[E]

Texas, Louisiana, Oklahoma. I mean, it's.

[B]

Yeah, I've been doing this for 25 years. And the radio show's been going on for 12 years.

[C]

We have a large room of buyers.

[B]

Yeah. And then there's this company called give me the VIN. That's a separate deal. It's full of. It's got 50 buyers in it, and they work the website. And really the whole thing is, I used to buy from CarMax and I got to hating them, and we went to war. And I was like, I'll show you. So, dj, you got to answer the phone. Dj Prek, white, black, everybody. I don't want to introduce our phone screener. Let's go around the room, stick out a hand. You know, it's like, raise a child. What's the. What's the deal?

[E]

Yeah, what's crackulating?

[C]

He is an actual rapper. He has.

[B]

He is an actual rapper.

[C]

He's got music out.

[B]

He came here, he was, like, at the Columbia School of Broadcasting, and he needed some credit for. For his midterms internship. Yes, yes. And Turley hired him as an intern, and he's been with us for a long time. And he actually works in the buyer's room at Give Me the VIN Now. And he runs the production with Bob O. At the auction on the video boards. And he's become a vital part of society, and he. He's still. Are you still living with your moms?

[E]

Yes, yes, yes. Stacking up that paper. Living with mama.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air.

[C]

Good morning.

[B]

You're on the air.

[F]

Good morning.

[B]

Hello. Where you calling from?

[D]

Hey, Houston, Texas.

[B]

Houston.

[D]

Before I was. Okay, I was. I'm vision impaired, and I really love the show. And I need to know exactly where the Listen Live button is on the website. That way I can listen to the first hour.

[B]

That's tough. So I, I. How do you move around a. How do you move around a website blind. I mean, without braille.

[D]

Oh, because there's a talk back option on your phone.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

It's right in the center. On the average computer, it's about an inch to an inch and a half below the top.

[D]

Is it under the main menu button?

[C]

Is on just directly under the main menu button? You're correct. Directly under that.

[D]

It's perfect.

[B]

All right, now don't push the button below that, because that's nude pictures of J.D.

[C]

Oh, don't, please, please.

[B]

And I wouldn't want you to sense.

[A]

Those, which wouldn't bother you at all. Never know.

[C]

I'm multi.

[B]

He's gained some weight over the past 20 years. He's not the same JD that he used to be.

[C]

Getting better. Now I'm losing. It's going the other way.

[B]

He doesn't look as good naked.

[E]

Is this the. The gentleman that's got the mom in Louisiana and Baton Rouge that sends us flowers?

[B]

Well, he just hung up.

[E]

Oh, so there's a guy that's an awesome visual impaired guy in Baton Rouge.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

His mom sends us flowers all the time to the Baton Rouge office.

[D]

Really?

[E]

All the time. Big fan. Yeah.

[C]

Of the show.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

The show. 8008-0072-3480-0800-Radio DJ Pre K. Whitey Blackie. Good morning. Come back to me, honey.

[F]

What's.

[E]

What's populating, man?

[B]

We. We got. We were interrupted by. By that braille moment, so it's all good. So you're still living with your moms? Yes, how long did you drive to work?

[E]

It's about 25, 30 minutes usually, you know, depending on traffic.

[B]

Does she want you there?

[E]

What you mean?

[B]

Just what I said.

[E]

You want me at home?

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Hell, yeah. My mama love me, man.

[B]

I'm the coolest cat on earth.

[C]

Yeah, but there comes an age for every young man where the mother still loves you very much.

[B]

But I think that's the reason he had moved out. I think he doesn't want to leave Mama. I don't think he wants to leave her out there in a town all by herself.

[E]

You know, it has been me and my mama for a long time. But my mama got a new boo now, so, you know, she probably thinking, you know, I wish this fool would get out of my house.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The hell is your mom?

[E]

My mama. Late 50s, early 60s, I think.

[B]

Is he staying over?

[E]

I think she's around 60.

[B]

Is he staying over?

[E]

Oh, no, he comes through. You know, he stops by a little bit every now and then. He don't stay too long.

[B]

But does he stay over?

[A]

That's a yes.

[E]

Not that I've noticed. Right.

[B]

You know, you ought to go pull your divorce decree between your parents and make sure that unrelated males were allowed to be in the household past 8 or 9 o', clock, because that is a true.

[C]

Seriously? Yeah, you can put that in a document.

[B]

I put that in mind.

[C]

Did you? Well, that's different. You got young kids.

[B]

Yeah, but I mean, DJ Pre K, man, he was young when. He was young when they split. It may not have time now. How old were you when your parents split?

[E]

Probably around 11, 12.

[B]

What's the guy's name? What's the guy's name?

[E]

What? What?

[B]

Who? Her. Boone.

[E]

Bobby. Shout out to Bobby, man.

[B]

What's up, Bobby? He's not listening right now. We're not on Texas, remember? Oh, yeah?

[E]

Well, what's up to Bobby?

[B]

So, Bobby. And how's Bobby?

[E]

Man, I don't know. I think he might be a year or two younger.

[B]

And y' all are so colorblind over there. Is he white, black, Latino or other?

[E]

Man, I don't see color. I really don't know.

[C]

You don't see color? Nice.

[E]

No, he's a white man, so you.

[B]

You ought to bring that up. And he's over there, like past AC Mom. Dad told me. Does she hate your dad?

[E]

Oh, no, no, no. We get along just fine, man.

[B]

You know, that takes some of the fun out of it to say. Dad told me that he was quoting the divorce decree of a baby DJ Pre K back in the day when he was trying to protect him from them overnight visitors with mama. I don't know.

[E]

My mama do enough for me. I ain't shaking up the house. You feel me?

[B]

My name's jock lane wolf and I'll be back in a momento por four. Remember to call into the show now because we're fixing to go into this time when I just bid cars for one minute quick. I'll bid your car live. Hard money. 8008-0072-3480-0800-7234, 800, 800 radio calling right now. In the next quick segment, I'll do a lightning round power. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Do it real quick. 10 seconds piece.

[D]

And now back to the John Clay.

[B]

Wolf show presented by givemetheven.com I knew I'd work for you for the rest of my life when you said you'd never drug test me. Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODIO.

[A]

Tell me I can't sleep on this sidewalk, man. Hey, this is valley view mall, man. You can sleep anywhere.

[C]

You will sell to knuckle brick and pull.

[B]

This is the John Clay wolf show. What is a pinky brick and bricket? What is that?

[E]

Try rexless pig and blanket.

[B]

Pig and blanket.

[C]

Is that a review? That little sweeper that are some of the people that work here?

[B]

I don't know. Hey, I'd like to know in the Baltimore, in this listing on the Big 100 listening area, is there a racket with the donut shops like there is in Texas where, where they have like the kingpin donut operator, what's his name? Baba, you know, Tanaka. And, and he puts all of his franchisees and Toyotas, gets them started and then they, if they make it up to the next level, they get a Lexus like a Lexus es. And then the big dog drives the LX or gx. They step him up through the lecture like the Mary Kay system, but it's for black market donut shops. Yeah, 800, 800, seven two. 800, 800. It's easy. 800, 800 radio. I'm. I've never been to a. I've never been to dc. I'm taking the kids there for spring break.

[E]

Wow. It's cool. Real cool. Did a marathon up there and I didn't stop at a donut shop, but.

[B]

Yeah, it's really hilarious.

[C]

I've never saw a donut shop. I've been there several times.

[B]

I'd like somebody call here and kind of lay the land out to me. So I understand what we're doing. We're in 30 different cities around the country. But I'm interested in this one particularly. That's. I'm gonna go up there and investigate.

[C]

Kind of a big deal.

[B]

I went to the Kiss concert with the kids.

[C]

You put that up on Facebook?

[A]

How was that?

[B]

That was really good.

[C]

They are just still amazing.

[B]

They were. They were in Louisiana last night and they were great.

[C]

They're in their mid-90s, but still, you can't tell.

[B]

I was looking at their tour schedule. It's long. There's no way they're all going to make it. Somebody's gonna die. No, it's bad. J.D. look at their tour schedule. Oh, no. It's unbelievable. There's no way in hell that they're going to make all those dates. Gene will wind up in one of his own Kiss caskets before it's all over. I mean, they're touring so hard. It's like one. This, this one's for the great grandchildren.

[F]

Oh my.

[B]

Like the Rolling Stones are going on the. This one's for the whores in the grandkids money run. This one he's doing for the great grandkids money run. And they're girlfriends.

[C]

Let's see.

[E]

Were they up there with like walkers and stuff or propped up?

[B]

No, they look great. They look just like. The costumes were perfect. Just like old days.

[C]

Every night. Oklahoma City, then Kansas City, then Milwaukee, then Chicago, then Minneapolis on the 4th, Sioux Falls on the 6th. We're in March now.

[B]

They keep doing this until August. J.D. around the world.

[C]

Oh, my Lord, look at this. I mean, Grand Rapids, Moline, Louisville, Detroit, Columbus, Cleveland.

[B]

Every other night. They're going to die.

[E]

I've seen Paul Stanley perform and he is like the ultimate, just flamboyant showman. I mean, he's does all this.

[B]

He's got this voice.

[C]

Guys.

[B]

Like, hey, everybody in the crowd. I'm the big badass from kiss. I'm four foot seven and I've got a two inch little thing. But don't forget my voice because I'm a singing machine. Me and Gene here, we'll kick that ass. And if you'll sit there tonight and really lean back and close your eyes, you're gonna really love what we're fixing to push out for you. Cause we're kissing. We're old and we're badass, man. We rock, rock, rock.

[C]

That's right.

[B]

Exactly.

[E]

No, that's. That's Paul Stanley. And it's. It's funny cuz it's so now Cliche. Because everybody else kind of picked up from him doing that. Cuz I never saw any other rock band do that. That was their thing. That they were the ultimate showman.

[C]

Oh, that's all.

[A]

Yeah, it's.

[C]

It's just.

[B]

But they really. I. I'm a bigger fan after going to the show than I was before.

[E]

Why?

[B]

Ah, I got it. I mean the music. So. I don't know. Five years old, I think. What was, what was the name of the album in mid-70s Stormtroopers or Super Trip Destroyer? Beth.

[A]

Kiss Destroyer.

[B]

Yeah, fifth grade. No, no, five years old. Maybe four years old, maybe three years old. Eight track Kiss Destroyer. I had it. I was glued to it and it's bringing back a lot of memories. I forgot, I forgot the music. I haven't listened to that long.

[C]

This is. They go to Germany, Mexico, Sweden, Finland, Russia, Ukraine.

[B]

Here's my. Oh my God. Here's my theory.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Since they're all covered in paint.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And costumes. Oh, it's not even them.

[C]

Yes, it is.

[B]

And Paul Stanley could have a pre record. Oh, he's like spongebob meets squarepants.

[E]

No, it's actually him. It's got. I mean they're not gonna do that.

[B]

So the whole thing is just. So the whole thing's just. There's no way they're going to make all those days. Hey everybody. Gene had a heart attack last night. But you know, like all the Jews in New York, we keep going. So Gene's here in spirit. Actually, I am too because that person on the stage isn't really me. Oh, man. Missy in Virginia.

[A]

Good morning.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

So what's.

[D]

There is not a donut shop graduate, multi level marketing situation like there is in the South.

[B]

So you see, you know what I'm speaking of?

[D]

What?

[B]

Do you know what I'm talking about?

[D]

I do, I do. I'm from Mississippi and when I go home I see the whole donut situation there.

[B]

The racket.

[D]

Yes, I do.

[B]

It's like donut and human trafficking all in one. No, donut, human trafficking and car importing. Do what?

[D]

Yeah, I've never seen like a donut pink Cadillac yet though when I've gone home. Maybe that just hasn't made it over to Mississippi.

[B]

It's not, it's, it's not the pink Cali. It's just, it's a Rexus. I mean Alexis and, and they, they, they, they start with, you know, when you get off the boat before you get your visa and you're working for free as a, as a donut Slave. Yes, because they're slaves. I mean, who the hell else would get up at three in the morning to start making donuts?

[C]

I don't know. He came in early to do radio.

[B]

They're slaves.

[A]

Slaves.

[B]

And they put him in high mileage Toyota Camry. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental racist. Speaking of slaves. Oh, did I lose her? 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Missy, you still there? Missy, are you still there? I hung up on that. I tried to bring her back. Speaking of slaves, why does Bill Belichick in. What's the owner, Robert Kraft? Yeah. Why do they have to go to slave?

[E]

Well, we don't know about Bill Belichick.

[C]

Slaves. Stop saying that word, please.

[E]

I know Robert Kraft got caught.

[B]

Yeah, but if you read the story, they're oriental human trafficking people.

[E]

Yes, he is correct on that, J.D. that's why. That's why there was a sting at this particular location. Because they're known for traffic.

[C]

They're doing those stings all over the. Everywhere.

[B]

It's supposed to sting. It's supposed to be a happy.

[C]

Only billionaire.

[B]

This was not just like Charlie Sheen. I don't pay a woman for sex. I pay her to leave. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I'll be right back after these messages from your sponsor. Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

I see this on Twitter. I should never have picked up that Twitter.

[B]

Call him toll free. 1-800-800-radio. Most athletic thing of bass players done in decades. And now, Senor Juan Clay wolf. Morning, everybody. 8:46 on the East Coast.

[C]

746, 100 Central.

[B]

Bobo, good morning. What's the little gal that's such a dumbass? She's voted into the House. Is she in the Senate? Adriana? I don't even know her name. Oac.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. What. What's her role? What did she win? What seat did.

[E]

She's in? Congress.

[B]

Congress. Senator from New York for New York. I wasn't paying any attention. And this has just gotten out of hand.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

This? I mean, what do you mean?

[E]

What has she done?

[B]

You haven't heard of the Amazon thing?

[E]

Oh, well, that's just her beliefs.

[A]

I mean, I've heard of it.

[C]

Yeah, just her belief. She lost them the Amazon headquarters.

[A]

There's not one of those jobs was gonna pay $150,000 a year?

[B]

No, they pay a lot more up there. Dude, there's a. It's a. It's a plus third.

[A]

150000 a year.

[C]

It's not the point. Jobs in a multi billion dollar company went away.

[A]

Well, she. She screwed it up for him.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what?

[B]

What's the clip I saw of the comedians. The something twins. Oh the.

[A]

The Hodge twins.

[B]

Right. Those guys are fun. They had a take on it. Do you have it handy Turland? Yeah.

[E]

The Hodge twins.

[B]

Hold on. I brought it up earlier and he said it was cocked and ready.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

That's what it's called. Yeah.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

No, I don't think that is what it's called.

[E]

I think it's called Amazon in Queens. Is that what you're talking about? Okay.

[D]

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez. Oh, you didn't did it now. Oh, you did big time this time. Amazon, biggest online retailer in the world, decided they was going to invest nearly $3 billion into putting up a new location in Queens, New York. $3 billion in the Queens. Know what Queens, New York is, right? Remember great movie by Eddie Murphy Coming to America.

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That place. It's a sh.

[F]

Hole.

[D]

Man. That's great man. They want to help that place, man. Help the community that we're gonna bring 25,000 new jobs. 25,000 jobs.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's crazy. In the Queens.

[B]

In the Queens.

[D]

Coming to America. McDowell's is in Queens.

[A]

Right.

[D]

Average salary for jobs, $150,000. $150,000. That's lifechanging money for the people who live in Queens. Yeah, man. They can do something with their life. That's the American dream right there. All Amazon wanted was 3 billion in tax and stuff, incentives. Then Alexandra Cortez said, wait a minute, you filthy capitalist greedy scum billionaires. You're making all this money. You need to pay that 3 billion in taxes. So they said y'.

[E]

All.

[D]

And look what Alex had to say about it. I think it's incredible. I mean it shows that everyday Americans still have the power to organize, fight for their communities. They can have more seniors in this country than the richest man in the world to give away $3 billion for this deal. We could invest those $3 billion in our district ourselves if we wanted to. We could hire out more teachers. We can fix our subways. We can put a lot of people to work for that money if we wanted to. Hey, wait a minute. What you talking about? Y' all ain't got $3 billion? Those was tax incentives. And if Amazon would have came in over the next 25 years, you would got 27 billion in additional tax rates.

[B]

She's talking like that.

[D]

Why would she say she got $3 billion.

[F]

Right.

[D]

Why would she say that? Cause she don't know. She naive. And look here. What kind of job's gonna come in?

[B]

Who y' all want?

[D]

Burger King? Family Dollar. Hey, Family Dollar here. Name's Tyrone Jackson. I'm bringing 53 jobs.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Average salary, $7,000 a year, plus benefits. But those benefits are going to be subsidized by half of that damn sound.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Where's the F bomb in there? I told you to get is. That's the best part of the whole thing. No.

[A]

Yes, it is.

[B]

No, it's not. And they said F you.

[A]

I censored it, but it's in there.

[B]

But you didn't bleep it.

[A]

I did bleep it.

[B]

Turley, you got me on.

[F]

Yeah.

[E]

You're up.

[B]

No, I'm not. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Sorry, I had the wrong one.

[B]

Yeah, we're really smooth. I'm glad we have an hour to warm up.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Our good friends. All right. Other people that got in trouble this week. Empire actor Jesse. Is it Smollett? Is that how you pronounce it? Okay. Smaller was taken into custody Thursday morning on a felony count of filing a false police report. Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson released more details on the case. Smollett was released after posting the just a $10,000 bail. We have audio here called fake hazing.

[D]

First, Smollett attempted to gain attention by sending a false letter that relied on racial, homophobic and political language. When that didn't work, Smollett paid $3,500 to stage this attack and drag Chicago's reputation through the mud in the process.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

And why? This stunt was orchestrated by Smollett because he was dissatisfied with his salary, so he concocted a story about being attacked. I'm also concerned about what this means moving forward for hate crimes.

[B]

True.

[D]

My concern is that hate crimes will now publicly be met with a level of skepticism that previously didn't happen. I'm left hanging my head and asking why? Why would anyone, especially an African American man, use the symbolism of a noose to make false accusations?

[F]

Yes.

[E]

This is insane.

[C]

It's a mess. What a mess.

[A]

This has been going on for three or four weeks, guys. On this program, we have never discussed it. Because when I'm gathering news during the week, I'm thinking, well, this is not a feel good story. It's. Everybody knows about it, and there's, you know, no point. There's no point in talking about it until we find out that he faked.

[B]

It behind Boots in. In Las Vegas. Our guy out there, right. Our buyer. That affect getting beat up because he's an alcoholic?

[E]

They don't know about that story in.

[B]

D.C. no, no, we have a. We have an office. Give me the venison office in Vegas. And we sent. When we first opened it up, we sent this country boy out there that. We call him Boots because he always wears boots every day. But he really wanted to go. And John, I'm really looking for. I'm going to change my life, find Jesus. And I want to do this for my daughter. Leaving her for a year.

[F]

Right.

[B]

You know, now could you help me? I'm going to give her to my mom.

[C]

Can you help me get this ankle monitor off?

[E]

Oh, yeah. And that too.

[B]

So he went, aw. And everybody's freaking. I'm like, there ain't no freaking out on this. I mean, this is typical.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And then he finally shows up three days later with a. With a story that he got rolled and he probably punched himself in the eye.

[E]

Well, no, there was no scars. That was the odd thing about it. He showed a picture of his face. He's like, look, look at me. We're like, there's no marks there.

[B]

I mean, these people problems are just the damnedest thing. It's so fun having a big group of people and all the BS that comes out of it.

[C]

Think of them. Think, Joe, you couldn't even cast this cat. This characters that we have. We have teachers and preachers and ex DJs and radio people and non radio people and car people and non car people. What else?

[E]

Extrippers.

[C]

Extra extras.

[B]

We have an X. Stripper.

[E]

Yes, Jennifer. Ah, stripper.

[C]

Downstairs.

[E]

Downstairs. Jennifer.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, yeah, I can see it.

[C]

You're making that up.

[B]

She's a great coffee maker, though.

[C]

You're making that.

[E]

She worked at Waffle House.

[B]

Dj. Are you gonna get the phone? Are you just gonna look at it? I just wondered. So she's a great coffee maker.

[E]

See, we got alcoholics. Ex alcoholics.

[B]

I mean, you're an ex alcoholic and I'm a current alcoholic.

[C]

Bubba.

[A]

What are you functioning and non functioning. I'm a seasonal angry Max.

[B]

He. He just left. He. He comes and goes with the. He's calling me the breeze.

[A]

Oh, no.

[E]

Yeah, he just.

[B]

He just retired, but, you know, he's an ex con. Yep.

[E]

Oh, there's. Yeah, there's a couple that. There's a couple of guys with. Yeah. Some shady past that.

[B]

What you would.

[C]

What you wouldn't want to do is go into our buyer's office with a.

[B]

Gun and go reach for the sky [e-mail] we do do a criminal background check.

[C]

We do. Yes, we do. It's actually.

[B]

We just. We just judge what your offense was to see if we think it's bad or not. Yeah.

[A]

Just to see if you're any fun.

[C]

We run you through the there but the grace of God. Go. Eye filter. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. You know, it wasn't that bad. Tell me about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Really?

[C]

Oh, really?

[B]

Well, you know, I had three DWIs.

[C]

Yeah, well, keep going.

[B]

I understand he doesn't drive our cars. That's what. So. So here's. So let's make sure you don't drive any of our cars.

[F]

Right.

[B]

Do you have a license? No. Okay. So how did you get here? Well, I drove. Okay, well, don't drive our cars.

[C]

Right.

[B]

I mean, I understand you're breaking a rule, but it's your life. I don't want to be controlling.

[E]

I mean, we've had the cops escort somebody out of the building before.

[C]

We have done that.

[E]

That was Boots.

[B]

Oh. Because he was stalking that girl and he got arrested for it.

[E]

Yep. That was quite a scene.

[B]

He had a big story. Big story. Long story about why this was all wrong. But then he wrote the. The DA's office a threatening letter like he was gonna kill all them, and it wasn't. Yeah, I'm gonna sue you, and I'm gonna go around here, and I'm gonna get. I'm gonna go to the paper. You just. And I'm gonna print this story about you and all your conspiracy. I'm like, dude, I just loaned him 2500 for a lawyer. Then I read that. I'm like, man, have you paid that lawyer yet? I ain't ever getting this 2500 back. You're going to jail, right? You didn't tell me any of this when you asked me for a 25 hundo spot.

[C]

You're going to a different place. Part of the jail. Not where they have the glass. Where you can talk to people, man.

[B]

3D DUIs. I haven't met that guy. Do you know him?

[E]

I've met him. I don't know how long he's gonna last. We'll see.

[B]

Oh, really? Why? Is he drinking a little bit?

[E]

No, no, no. Not that. Just. It's difficult buying right now.

[A]

Statistically, DUI is not like other stuff. Like, normally you'd say, well, what's the chance of a fourth dui, Right? Well, actually, pretty good. Actually, pretty good.

[B]

When they run your plate. C3. They're on you.

[C]

Yeah. Oh, yes.

[B]

Yeah. If you've had. If you've had three or more DUIs, I want to talk to you. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. My stepdad had that many.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, he had ankle monitors.

[E]

Did he have the blower, too?

[B]

He. No, he just got homebound with the blower, too. Yeah, but he's blowing for his old lady.

[E]

That's right. Yes.

[B]

He's not blowing for him, he's blowing for her.

[C]

So it's a starter car.

[B]

He has to drive her so she can keep drinking. So he starts her car with his breath.

[E]

It really puts a kink in his lunchtime, though.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Because he likes a couple of toddies at lunch. But he can't get started. So every time, every once in a while, when he tries to beat it, we gotta go pick him up.

[C]

So funny. I was gonna say, why don't you leave the car running? But I believe most of those, you have to re. Blow into it every so many minutes or hours.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But isn't it kind of romantic, though?

[C]

There's nothing romantic about sharing a Breathalyzer.

[A]

Sharing and caring.

[B]

It's the John Clay Wolf show where we go by the slogan, you can't drink all day if you don't start first thing in the morning. God, this is weird doing this first hour, man. It really feels. So we're ready to start over with Dallas and Houston, all the rest of it.

[C]

We normally start right here.

[B]

Right.

[C]

So 11 o'.

[B]

Clock.

[C]

We're gonna be fun.

[A]

Springboard.

[B]

Are we gonna regurgitate any of this? Sure.

[E]

Sure.

[B]

Yeah. Sure, sure, sure.

[C]

We got new stuff, old stuff.

[B]

Will you shut up? No. Gene. 800. This is Paul Stanley, and we'll be right back after these messages. That's why they call me. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Hit him up now.

[F]

800.

[B]

800 radio. What kind of fun can you have with girls now? John Clay Wolf. Hey. Hey, everybody. Dallas, D.C. houston, Vegas, OKC. New Orleans, West Texas, East Texas. Vegas. What up? Good morning, Debbie. We didn't have any car calls in the first hour.

[A]

No.

[C]

Very quiet.

[B]

That's weird. Debbie, why are you calling me now? Why didn't you call me earlier?

[D]

I just got in the car, all right? I was getting ready for work.

[B]

A 2015 GMC Acadia. Is it SLT 1 or 2?

[D]

Is the one okay.

[B]

Does it have factory sunroof?

[D]

No.

[B]

Okay. Does it have factory Navigation?

[D]

No, it's just your base model Acadia.

[B]

If it's a SLT, it's got leather, right?

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Okay, 42,000 miles. What color?

[D]

Dark blue.

[B]

Loser. Blue, white, black, reds? They're better. Do you just want to sell it or you want to trade it in?

[D]

I'm wanting to sell it. I want to downsize, actually.

[B]

Okay, so just. Just 20 grand. Buy with 15 with 42. SLT with leather base. 17 grand. 17. 18 grand.

[D]

I'll sell it to you for 18.

[B]

18, 18. All right, so here's what you do, Deb. You go to givemetheven.com, say John gave me 18 on the air. Put the license plate number in there or the VIN number. My buyer will call you and. And take through the steps. If you have a payoff, we'll get the payoff information. We'll get the payoff information. We'll pay off your payoff. Do you have negative equity or do you. Will you owe us money or we owe you money against the payoff?

[D]

I owe right at 15,000 on it.

[B]

Okay, so our driver's gonna show up to. Where do you live? I live in D.C. okay, our driver's gonna show up Monday, Tuesday, depending on how fast you get us to stuff to your office or your house, wherever you want us with the diff. With a check for the difference between your payoff and the 18 grand. So let's say your payoffs. 15. We gave you 18. Is gonna show up with 3,000. All the docs will already be done. Everything will already be done. It'll just be. He'll show up, pick up the car, reinspect what you told us it was, and give your 3,000. We'll go pay off. We're done.

[D]

Sounds good.

[B]

Thank you, ma'. Am. Not her. The car. The car. We bought some cool cars out of Maryland, Virginia this week. Did you get. Yeah. Viper 10,000, mile 08, Viper snake green, blah, blah, blah. And a 40,000 mile limo, a town car and Mustang.

[E]

It's like a 20, 000 miles on it.

[B]

Badass stang. A badass vet. A Z06. You guys ride deep up there. I like it, I like it. I like it. I like the heavy in, like black preacher cars. You know, the Ferrari, the black preacher in the front on the beltway. John Wiley Price cars.

[E]

Oh, I see we got a Reverend Charles.

[B]

We do. River Charles, Are you here? Get up here.

[A]

I was going through my sermon for Sunday when he's talking about preacher cars.

[B]

Well, I've got that. That 08360 Ferrari that I told you I would hook you up with. That's got a bad carfax and it's got, you know, it's been repainted and it's got 80,000 miles on it. So. So it looks the part, but it ain't. It's an affordable car. So it would be perfect for a man like Reverend Charles.

[A]

Well, maybe you. You probably talking about different kinds of preachers than what I. I do.

[C]

Oh, I don't think so. I've seen. What do you drive now?

[B]

800. 800 radio is the call.

[A]

Is Lincoln Town Car, 1984.

[B]

I thought he said something else and I almost fell out of my chair. Did you hear what I heard?

[A]

No.

[B]

Good. Go ahead. Reverend Charles.

[C]

Lincoln.

[B]

I drive Lincoln Town Car.

[A]

I drive Lincoln Town.

[B]

Not baba Town Car.

[A]

Okay, Lincoln Town Car.

[C]

Right. Lincoln Town Car.

[A]

Been driving since I traded in my 1977 Delta 88.

[B]

I'll tell you what I thought he saw. Said J.D.

[C]

I got you Town Car. I think we all get it.

[B]

Okay, let me ask you this.

[C]

I just thought you'd be rolling a little bit deeper. I thought maybe you're.

[B]

Well, he's got a guy. I got him a John W. Pry special sitting down the garage in the parking lot. Just forever. Charles.

[A]

You know, John, since we're under more.

[C]

Markets, maybe a Joel Osteen.

[E]

Yeah, that's probably a better way, but.

[B]

But he's a white preacher. Yeah, but there's nothing prettier than John Wiley Price, your local congressman.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

African American. Yes, he is driving down in traffic and honking and drinking with a girl. And his Ferrari. And his Ferrari. And his Ferrari. If they getting arrested, Viola Tinsley brother.

[D]

A sister.

[B]

A sister. A sister from the Channel 8 news.

[A]

Do like to have a good time.

[B]

Sisters and brothers supposed to be taking care of each other, but I'll intentionally walk in there, bust his black ass. It shows all the money he's been stealing from the city.

[A]

Ready?

[B]

Me?

[D]

What?

[A]

What you doing with your voice just now?

[B]

I'm just telling you, Reverend Charles. You're riding in a Town Car now. You're keeping it under the radar. You get your ass in that. In that. In that raw ring.

[A]

Brother, you ain't telling me nothing. I works for the Lord.

[B]

I know you works for the Lord, but it's bad karma. It brings attention to you. It brings attention to the congregation with the preacher, the poor preacher that's passed the plate driving a Ferrari. They don't know it only cost 30 grand because it got a bad carfax. And a bunch of miles. And then I'm helping you keep the maintenance up on it. They don't know that, my brother.

[A]

You have forgotten both letters to the Corinthians. Not to mention our brother Timothy. You spot up on your reading. That's not what a preacher do. Now there's a man. If you had this old little old video. Pretty Austin Joel. If you got a church with 2 million people coming now, they. 10% add up to Mo.

[C]

They make a lot of money. And he drives a very nice car.

[A]

You could buy Happy Meals for the entire country of Bangladesh. Yes, but you gonna drive a fancy car, fly your plane to California. It does that get a little something something with your little woman down on Malibu Beach. No, that's not what the good Lord said.

[B]

Speaking of prayers, we've got Bill Cosby on. On the isd in from prison again. He and El Chapo and. And Reverend Charles. I was wondering, would you talk to Bill Cosby and give him a little prayer? Wow.

[A]

I would call that a distinct impossibility.

[B]

Bill Cosby, are you there? Are you there?

[C]

He's dialing him up.

[E]

I gotta dial him up here. Let's see you there.

[B]

Bill.

[A]

Hello, Camille.

[C]

That's not Camille. This is the Camille.

[A]

I love you so.

[C]

It's the John Clay Wolf show down. They've got no footing. Bill. Bill, it's a John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Who?

[C]

Excuse?

[A]

Who's on the telephone line?

[C]

John Clay Wolf show. We're calling you there in prison.

[A]

Is this the John Clay.

[B]

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I have my own in house, preacher. You know, everybody's got a little something in their pocket.

[A]

Oh, John Clay, I wonder if I could ask if you would buy me a Coke and a smile.

[C]

Do you need money?

[B]

I wanted Reverend Charles to give you a prayer to help you with your sex addictions and your victimization of women.

[A]

I don't know nothing about no women going on. What's the deal? It's not even what I'm in jail for. It's tax evasions.

[B]

It's not tax evasion. It's not tax evasion. Reverend Charles. Go ahead and let him have it. Can you hear him, Bill?

[A]

I don't hear nothing but the coke and the smile. I get to have a good time.

[C]

Bill's just having a good time.

[A]

Brother Cosby. I hate they put me on the spot like this, but they want me to pray.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

For you in your jail cell for a little while.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Just give him a little prayer. Will be okay if you do.

[A]

If I don't suffer a little bit of schizophrenia. Pray with me, children. Lord brothers, we all remember Fat Albert.

[B]

Hey, hey, hey.

[A]

And little Cosby kids video. Pretty old electric company on channel 13 or 20 fold, depending on your audience size. Yeah, the man is loved worldwide, but coming to a little trouble with his tendency to take advantage just to bump in the rut. Little old 20 something female. Then that's bad and it's wrong. And he's in jail for a good reason.

[C]

Let's not talk about that. Let's talk about the good reason.

[A]

Don't interrupt me, Bill. I want you to pray that Brother Cosby find himself his restitution and that the Lord will forgive. The liquidity is of his fulmatorium. Maybe moratorium. Oh, moratorium. I was trying to get fancy because Bill Cosby a PhD.

[B]

I got you.

[A]

And I am not.

[B]

Lord, Lord, Lord.

[A]

Can I get an amen? Would you like to talk to Chapo?

[B]

Chapo?

[A]

Chapo says if he puts me on the radio, he's going to kill me.

[D]

Satan.

[B]

Satan. You want?

[D]

Want?

[B]

You got something to say? Satan is in on all this, too. You people. This is too much, too quick.

[C]

You're all right.

[B]

Yes. I saw you at the Kiss concert the other night, by the way.

[F]

Oh, yeah. Were you there?

[B]

That was awesome.

[F]

Oh, man.

[B]

All that fire, fire, fire.

[F]

Yeah, I had a. I had a meeting. I had a meeting scheduled with Gene. I was actually supposed to see him in Boston.

[B]

Yeah, Boston.

[F]

Ah, he keeps. He keeps skipping out on me.

[C]

I would explain. Why have they keep that tour up?

[B]

They got Deal with the Devil. It's like Charlie Daniels.

[F]

Yeah, well, yeah. And this is. You know how this goes. They've been talking about this since last. Last July farewell tour and. Yeah, and the band and Kiss Limited Incorporated and all that. But Gene and I have a special sign agreement.

[B]

Really?

[F]

And he didn't file his extension until September. And I'm a little pissed about it. You know what I mean? I know. I know everybody wants to hear Kiss. They want to see them live with a makeup on and sure fire and moving platforms and flying monkeys and all that. But, you know, listen, I mean, business is business, right? I mean, when it. When it comes to. You know, when it comes to. To when I start just giving the souls away.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

Well, I'm out of business. Yeah. So, Gene.

[C]

It's show business.

[F]

Gene, let's not let this happen again, okay? See you in New Orleans.

[B]

Did you have anything to say to Reverend Charles?

[F]

Oh, no, no. Yeah, he seems to have his ground covered. I'll stick to mine.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

That's pretty simple. My name's John Clay wolf. Quick now. DJ41. Oh.

[E]

Now.

[B]

17 Ford Fiesta. Good morning. You there?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Where are you calling from? Where are you calling from?

[D]

I'm calling from Big Spring, Texas.

[B]

Big Spring. Okay. Do you have a payoff on this car?

[D]

Do I have a what?

[B]

Payoff.

[D]

A payoff. Oh, no, it's paid for.

[B]

Okay. 17 fiesta with 8,000 miles. Is it leather or is it sle or an se or what? He.

[D]

It's se.

[B]

Is it $6,000? Is that right?

[D]

Is it.

[B]

What about six grand?

[D]

Is it six grand?

[B]

Yeah. Does that buy it?

[D]

No, that's. That's not enough.

[B]

What buys it?

[D]

Well, really, I'm looking at least. At least 11,000.

[B]

Oh, you can buy a new one for 9, 500, can't you?

[D]

Damn high. I mean, it's a. It's a good car. And I mean, it's hardly ever used.

[B]

Do this. Go to givemetheven.com. go to givemetheven dot com. I may be off, but I know that. I know you can have. For rebates, get the cheap ones for nine. Maybe yours isn't the cheap one. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up and we'll work a deal offline. I'll look at it after. I'll look at it after the show. Thanks. My name is John Clay Wolf, and I buy cars. The radio. 800. 800 radio. Just give me year, make, model, miles. Calling now. We now return to the john clay wolf show. Do they still tour without. They're done.

[E]

No. Yeah, they don't. They got a really great book out there.

[B]

They haven't found a Filipino to stand in for mc. DJ what's his name, who died.

[E]

It wouldn't work for a Filipino to take over for a New Yorker.

[B]

It worked for Journey. They haven't found their YouTube replacement. Who died? MC who? Which one?

[E]

How am I going blank here? You're not Mike D. No, it's the.

[B]

Other one, and I'm. Okay. Name the band members of. Hell, I don't even. Beastie Boys.

[A]

That's what I was gonna say. Who are the. They're talking about?

[E]

How am I going blank?

[B]

Yeah, you're a Beastie Boys.

[E]

Adam.

[B]

What was his stage name?

[A]

Stymie. Stymie.

[B]

No, he's not Jewish.

[C]

Dead of 47.

[B]

MC. What's his name? God Almighty.

[A]

Somebody out there knows MCA.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it MCA?

[C]

Known as MCA.

[B]

Good Lord. All right, Don.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

You're on the air.

[D]

Hey, good morning.

[B]

I was fixed to ask you who the guy's name was in the Beastie Boys, but I was figuring you might not.

[C]

So two of them are dead.

[D]

Yeah, you're right. I don't know.

[B]

An eight? Yeah. Don in Texas with a lariat Ford might not be a Beastie Boys aficionado.

[C]

Original Beastie Boy John Barry dead.

[B]

Okay, 18F150 Lariat. Is it a four wheel drive or two?

[D]

Four wheel drive.

[B]

Is it sunroof? Yes or no?

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

So it's got the big roof. What color?

[D]

It's pearl white.

[B]

And is it an eight cylinder or the six?

[D]

Six cylinder.

[B]

I don't like that. EcoBoost. Do you like it?

[D]

No.

[B]

Yeah. Is that where you're selling? Good. But the gas mileage is nothing. And I mean, it's just because if you make it go, the gas mileage is. It's not even as good as the five liter. I don't think.

[D]

I don't think so either.

[B]

Now what, what leader is that? That six. I forgot. Is it a three three six?

[D]

Three three six, I think. Okay, three five or three six? I don't know.

[B]

Right. Okay.

[D]

Got the color match, spray and bed liner. Tinted windows. That's all I've added to it.

[B]

How many miles?

[D]

20,000.

[B]

Okay. An 18F150 loaded up all the gear. EcoBoost sounds like a. Is it. Has it turned 20 yet or is it sitting right at it?

[D]

It's. It's just over it.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I don't think it's 21 yet, but it's over 20.

[B]

Are you going to trade it in or you just want to sell it?

[D]

I think I just want to sell it.

[B]

I'm a 30. 30. 30. 30, 30. What am I, 37 guy or 36 guy? Yeah, right around there. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. All right. All right. 36. 37,000 is what I'm telling him. Dylan. Baton Rouge, good morning.

[D]

Hey, I just want to say thanks for the T shirt that Rob Ball gave to my nanny. She works at the Albison's next door.

[E]

Oh, this is. Are you the blind listener in Louisiana?

[D]

Yes, that's me.

[E]

Awesome.

[B]

Oh, very cool. So the blind guy this morning that was looking for the stream on the, on the.

[C]

He was from Houston.

[B]

He was from Houston. So there was a guy that, that is blind this morning. And since we started an hour earlier, he was trying to get the stream off of our website, but he needed us to tell him where it was to push it because he can't see.

[D]

Yeah, well, I'm the blind guy from Baton Rouge.

[B]

Do you have one of those systems that helps you surf the Internet?

[D]

Do what?

[B]

Do you have a. A product that helps you be online so that you can know what you're doing?

[D]

My mom does it for me.

[B]

That's cool. Did you lose your sight like after. Were you born blind or did you lose it during your life?

[D]

I lost it during my life.

[B]

What happened?

[D]

My optic nerve is damaged.

[B]

How old were you?

[D]

I'm 41.

[B]

How old were you when you went blind?

[D]

About seven years ago.

[B]

Damn. Damn. Is it worse? Is it worse than you thought it would be or is it is bad?

[D]

It's worse. It gets worse all the time. And it sucks because I'm a big sports fan.

[B]

Right. Cheers to you, dude. I'm glad you got a T shirt. Thank you.

[E]

Thanks for listening.

[B]

We got one. He got one of the sell but sell that T shirts. You can get them on the. The website. John claywolf.com 800-800-7234.

[E]

So you got all kinds of listeners.

[B]

800, 800 radio.

[C]

Kinds of buyers. All kinds of listeners.

[B]

The office drama is the best. We need to get into that more. Have we got that new disclosure sent out? Did y'. All, did everybody have to sign anything?

[E]

It's been signed. Yes.

[B]

I had a, I had a. You know, I did the disclaimer for everybody that said, hey, we talk rough around here. There's a lot of antics that go on. If you work here, you got to understand that's the way it is. And then my. I, we've grown a lot. And I'm like, I probably need to get this looked at by a lawyer. And he looked at, he's like, I don't like this at all.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

What's wrong with it?

[B]

He just said it's just too much of a confession of something I forgot on the front side. So they rewrote a disclaimer basically saying any material that happens in the show, I mean at the office is that they understand it could be rebroadcast. Well, we'll change the name. We change the names. But in the TV show that we're working on, it was also a disclaimer for that. Basically a sign off for reality radio and reality TV in the workplace.

[E]

Speaking of that.

[C]

Yes.

[E]

Next week there's going to be Lieutenant Dan 40 yard dash versus Big Aaron.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[E]

Right here.

[B]

What?

[E]

In the.

[B]

In the ghetto?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

In Como?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

They have golden shores of Lake Como. It's like Chariots of Fire.

[E]

This has been going. I don't know, Aaron. Big Aaron's been talking smack to Lieutenant Dan.

[B]

Lieutenant Dan, he helped me at the auction one day.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

These Iranians get kind of crazy. At the auction, one of them was bum rushing me.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And Lieutenant Dan, this years ago, jumped out and tackled him, but his leg got run over by the auction driver when he's leaving the block and he lost his leg. So he has a job for life. Big Aaron is a tornado chaser, but he's like really big. Was he 300, 320, 330 at least? Yeah, 350, 380 something and so. But Lieutenant Dan's pretty salty. Just like he was in the movie. Even with one leg. He's like, you fat prick, I can outrun you with one leg.

[C]

Oh, I can totally see that.

[B]

So we're going to have a one legged ass kicking contest kind of deal.

[E]

They got money online and I think he's confident, Lieutenant Dan, because he's getting a new bionic leg next week. Okay.

[C]

Is he gonna run with the bionic? Well, that's kind of cheating.

[B]

Well, I don't.

[E]

I mean, is it.

[B]

It worked for Oscar. If he does like Ostrich Astorius did, at the end of it, he'll slit his throat. Well, no, the Blade Runner. Remember, he killed his girlfriend.

[E]

Yeah, we don't want that.

[B]

We don't want him to kill Big Aaron. I don't know if that disclaimer will cover murder.

[E]

No.

[B]

We'll be back with that and more in just a minute. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the radio. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

According to a new study, 25% of millennials would go to jail for a week if it meant they could own their dream home. Hit him up now.

[B]

800. 800 radio said millennials, free meals and only one roommate. That is my dream home now. John Clay Wolf. You don't hear about these guys much. They still around?

[A]

No. Well, not together. And they'll probably never play together again.

[E]

Bad breakup.

[A]

Those Robinson brothers. Yeah, they just can't get along.

[B]

Black crows, they're the.

[A]

They're the Don Henley and Glenn Fry of the modern age. They will never play again together.

[E]

Really good live. Really good live.

[B]

Bill in Virginia. Good morning.

[D]

Hey, how you doing?

[B]

Good, good. I see this. 2000 F350 dually diesel, 250,000 miles. Man, in that part of the world. Has it lived most of its life up there?

[D]

Yeah, it's got 242,000 miles on it.

[B]

But, I mean, the rust just got to be terrible on it.

[D]

What's that?

[B]

The rust has to be terrible on it. 19 years old work truck, hardly at all. How do you keep it from getting rusted?

[D]

Most of the time it sits during the wintertime, so I don't get to run in the salt a lot.

[B]

Okay, so it's a 7.3 liter. On a scale of 1 to 10, how nice do you think it is?

[D]

On a scale 1 to 10?

[F]

What.

[B]

How nice is it?

[D]

I'd say it's average for a 2000.

[B]

So it's a five.

[D]

I mean, I. I pull my 38 foot, you know, fountain with it. I mean, no trouble with it whatsoever.

[B]

Okay. I. I just. I need a picture of this one. Can you take a couple pictures and go to givemetheven.com and load it up? I'm thinking five, six, seven grand, but I need to see it.

[F]

Okay.

[B]

All right.

[D]

Yeah, because it's what it is. It's called a. It's called an le. It's a limited edition because it's got the black and the gold. Two tone.

[B]

Yeah, I remember that. Yeah, I remember that very well. It's got a burgundy stripe. It's got a burgundy stripe between the black and the gold.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Yeah. Load it up in the. Give me the VIN. Tommy Houston, good morning.

[D]

Hey. Good morning.

[B]

13 versa. 67, 000 miles. 4 grand if it's nice.

[D]

Yeah, it's nice. Yep.

[B]

4 grand. Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Let's go. We've got an office in Manheim, Pennsylvania. Now, we run down to all the east coast and pick up the checks, right? Be. Pick. Bring checks, pick up the cars right there along the east coast. We have one in Baton Rouge. We have one in Dallas. We have one in Vegas. We're covering it up. Houston, Oklahoma. The guy. You know, I was thinking about this guy earlier that called. He sounded, you know, he's normal. He's just like everybody else. He went blind when he was 35. He said his mom has to surf him on the Internet.

[A]

I know. Isn't that crazy?

[B]

How would that work?

[A]

That would just ruin your porn session. No, he had no, you know, but she's. The house. She wants to know, you know, what would you. Would you like, you know, cheerleader or fake taxi porn today, son? How's that going?

[C]

Probably not.

[B]

That is so classless, Bob.

[A]

Well, excuse me. I mean, that's what you would think. No, no. And he's trying. He's trying to think of a way to work this where she doesn't know. This is like. There's an episode of Home Improvement.

[C]

There's an awkward moment in their home right now.

[B]

Thanks, Baba.

[A]

What's it called? There's an episode of Last Man Standing being written around this right now.

[C]

Right.

[E]

That's. Of course. That's what Baba would worry about. I can't watch my porn.

[C]

My biggest concern.

[B]

What about his poker game?

[A]

Or.

[B]

Or Yahoo. Cool.

[A]

Totally throw off your timing on Poker stars, man.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Colony. Bet. Fold.

[D]

Fold.

[B]

If you're blind and you're telling your mom what to do.

[A]

Yeah. You know, they only give you a couple of seconds, man. This guy's showing, you know, trip nines.

[C]

I would imagine there's bigger problems.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

But thanks for sharing your little twisted little world.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And, oh, and just forget about Galaga because you're never gonna shoot that deal.

[B]

You know, 800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

I mean, you might get a couple.

[B]

Of little ones, but Bob's going to hell. We know. Where's the. Hey, speaking of, I think already I told him to call in because I. I sent him a Bentley this week.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I. Artie, I keep him. Yeah, Artie, why would you. Because he pays for him. He's a great car guy. He and I have been doing cars forever. I told him to call in. We'll see. You know, he's kind of unpredictable.

[C]

A little bit.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Just a little bit. I told him to call in today, but he did pay, so that's good. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Hey, where are you from?

[D]

Hey. I'm from Alexandria, Virginia.

[B]

Okay, Alex on big 100. What do you think about the show? I mean, you know, this is a hell of a break in format for you guys. Is this the first. Is this the first time you've heard it?

[D]

It's not actually the first time I've heard it, but no, I just decided to call in this time.

[B]

Okay, give me your opinion of how we're going to be received up there, because I'm a little nervous about it.

[D]

No, I think it's fine. Actually, it was. It was quite revolutionary with the. The whole website. I had no idea you guys even existed until then.

[B]

Yep, yep, yep, yep. Well, the business part is. The business part. Saturday mornings is really our time to twist off and have fun and be entertaining and entertain ourselves and our listeners. So it's. I got to be careful not do too much car because it gets Boring. I think it gets boring.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

That's the part of it, though. That's. That's the. That's the part that gets the attention. That's the part that tells us where you guys are even out there.

[B]

Okay. Okay. What you got?

[D]

I've got a 2017 Mustang GT. I'm about to move to Germany for three to five years. Are you the service and the foreign service, so. State Department.

[B]

So you're a. You're a trader and you're a Nazi?

[E]

Okay.

[D]

No, no, no. My grandparents were from the Czech Republic. I have nothing to do with that.

[B]

All right, so You've got a 17 Mustang. Is it a premium or 350 or 350R?

[D]

It's a premium. It doesn't have the glass roof. It's got everything else on it and it has nothing wrong with it except a little curb rash on the. On the wheels.

[B]

How many miles?

[D]

It's got about 15,000 right now.

[B]

What color?

[D]

It's the dark gray with black interior.

[B]

Stick or automatic?

[D]

It's automatic.

[B]

Payoff or do you have a title?

[D]

No, I don't have the title. I think I owe about 20.

[B]

The reason I say that, it doesn't change the value of the car. I just need to. If you're gone, don't wait till the day you leave to sell it to us. Because if you're gone and we can't get a hold of you and we need help with your bank getting the title out of the bank, which happens sometimes.

[D]

No, no, no. I'm not leaving out until March, and my family will be here till June because I got a teenager in high school. So they're going to be sticking around for a bit.

[B]

But they can't sign for you on this title work. And I've run into these problems. Power of attorney.

[D]

Power of attorney.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

When do you want to do the deal?

[D]

I would like to do it as soon as I punch out, which is in about 30 days.

[B]

Okay. And it's going to be a right about payoff. I'm looking at some transaction data right now. I'm seeing 26, 25, 8, 26 3, 26, 8, all with these miles in the teens on that car.

[D]

Right.

[B]

So go to givemetheven.com about a week before you're ready. The market changes. My computer constantly updates. I mean, it's like a ticker tape. So whenever the market's going up, you know, our bids will go up in this time of year, tax season coming in and all that stuff. Rebates I mean, income tax, it drives the market up a bit. So it may go up another 500 in a couple of weeks.

[D]

Okay. Yeah, I'm just trying to get about what I owe on it, honestly. I mean, it's. Again, it's in great shape. It's a nice car, but I just, I need to get rid of it.

[B]

I'm there and I want, I want to buy it from you and just go to. Give me the vin.com and we can have somebody down there in two hours. Our office is two hours away from you. Run down there and pick it up and make your payoff and do all that stuff. It's all online, it's digital. It's the coolest damn thing ever.

[D]

Where are you guys at? Where's the.

[B]

Mannheim, Pennsylvania.

[D]

Pennsylvania.

[B]

Manheim, Pennsylvania. So we have about 25. Yeah, but we'll come to you. We have about 25 drivers that dispatch every morning and they go all over the area. And it's like making a appointment with the cable man. Except we don't say, well, we'll be there some sometime on Thursday between 8 and 3pm, right? No, you know, we line it up and say, hey, we'll meet you at 10 o' clock at this address. And we're here and we've already got all the pictures, we've got all the information. The deal's already done. It's just actual meet and switch. So, yep, we'll be there. Let's go. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

And you know, we got two Beatles left. And now we only have two monkeys left. Monkey's bassist and singer, Peter Tor, who played the group from their earliest days, of course, for the Made TV band, has died this week. He was 77 years old. We have some audio here. And he was. There we go. Wine and thou beside me in the wilderness.

[D]

Oh, Peter. Does that mean we can go out together tonight?

[A]

No.

[D]

Why not?

[B]

Let's face it, man, you're a.

[C]

Man.

[A]

So we're down to just one monkey now. 2.

[C]

We still have Michael Nesmith, who's kind of a jerk. And you got, you got Mickey Dolan.

[A]

Mickey Dolan.

[C]

I've. Anyone that's ever run into Mickey Dolan, even in airports and everywhere else, says he's the coolest, most fun guy in the world.

[E]

I'm not old enough to know about the monkeys. You've been around a long time. I mean, 1800s, you know, Beethoven and all that stuff.

[C]

He was such a great guy. But I hear he lost his Appearing at some point.

[E]

I only remember him from Nickelodeon. The show.

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Were they big because of the show or they show.

[B]

Okay, the show made them.

[C]

This is a show.

[F]

Okay.

[C]

They were the original.

[B]

They were not a band.

[C]

And that's why Michael Nesmith is the guy that kind of. He's. He. Oh, I'm a musician. I'm a real musician. I'm not going to play this bubble gum music. So the producer said, really? Well, why don't you go see how that works out for you? Off of our label.

[A]

You know what they did? They were trying to make a viable ripoff of the Beatles because Hard Day's Night and Help were so popular and they had their own Saturday morning cartoon. So they said, we'll make a live action deal. We'll get guys to pretend they're in a band. And they had a wildly popular show, but they had to release records. So they had some ghost riders write.

[F]

Them a couple records.

[B]

Then they got famous.

[A]

And then they got famous and they actually toured. And Jimi Hendrix made his breakout performances opening for the Monkeys.

[B]

Is that right?

[E]

That's behind the music with Baba.

[A]

They booed him off the stage because they wanted to hear the Monkeys. He had to go to England to break out. Yeah.

[C]

One of the breaking points was one of the producers wanted them to sing this certain song and they said, no, that's just. That's beyond us. We're not doing that. That's not even a hit. So the producer said, really? I'll replace you with a cartoon band and show you. The song was Sugar. Sugar.

[B]

Right. The Archies.

[A]

Most promoters in North America thought Jimi Hendrix was actually Samoan.

[E]

That's a throwback for those that listen for a long time.

[C]

Yes. So he's gone. Now we're down to two monkeys.

[B]

800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Remember the. The website put them on hold. Prek is my God. Prek in his hold today. Michael, Where. Where you calling from?

[D]

Hey, what's up, man?

[B]

Where you calling from?

[D]

I'm Billy's Montana.

[B]

Awesome. I got 14 seconds.

[D]

Hey, y' all need three car hauler rigs, hot shots. They make any money?

[B]

No, we don't. We. We've got a whole staff of them. Oh, oh. Can we hire some? Yeah. Go to [e-mail]. jobs. Givemetheven.com My name is John Clay Wolf up by Carson Radio. Be right back.

[A]

This is breaking news. We go now to White House press analyst Maria Baton Perez Reverte. Yes, mark, this just in. 63% of the 84% of people surveyed say 39% of people believe. 57% of percentage surveys are confusing. Back to you, Mark. This has been breaking news.

[B]

What the.

[A]

And live from Dallas, Texas, it's Saturday Morning. It's the John Clay Wolf show, starring John Clay Wolf with JD Ryan, Michael Turley and Bobby Brown, and featuring DJ Pre King, Rush Limbo, Randy the Chipmunk, and Satan, the Prince of Darkness. And now your host, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Morning, everybody. Our number three starts right now, but this is when we join all of our affiliates. We've got 30 stations on board with us.

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All the cool kids are here.

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All the cool kids are here. DJ Prek. What up, what up, what up? How are you?

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Oh, man, I'm blessed this morning, man. Getting this money, you know, it's. It's all good out here in dfw, baby.

[B]

How is your rapping and your record, your new drop of your album coming? And your studio time and all those important things, man.

[E]

I've been working on it, man. I'm cooking up some of that crack for y', all, man. It's gonna be some good, good stuff.

[C]

Is there anything we can play? You're a little edgy.

[E]

Yeah, I gotta get some radio versions for y'.

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All.

[E]

I like to say the B word a lot.

[B]

A lot, a lot. Well, the B word's okay.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

But the F word's not okay.

[E]

It's weird because he's all sudden. He's wearing, like, a black beret and all black, and he's holding his fist up in the air. I don't understand.

[B]

Do you have black power, DJ Pre K?

[E]

Power to the people, baby. We gotta get it.

[A]

Okay, he's gone on panther on us. Have you seen his girlfriend?

[D]

No.

[A]

Six foot tall, blonde Chinese woman. Yes.

[B]

Hey, what's white, black, Latino or other today? We're not going to do it right now, but just, just. What's the quick hit of it?

[E]

I got a good one, man. You know, I'm not much for toilet humor, but let's say we got a Florida man acting crazy again. Yeah, these honkies are crazy.

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What's he doing, man?

[E]

You have to find out. I can't give it all away.

[B]

Hell, do you want to do it now? Okay, we can do it. Yeah, go ahead.

[A]

You are now about to witness the.

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Strength of street knob.

[E]

All right, so when we usually do these stories, I know y' all know that it's usually some cat from Florida acting a fool, you know? I don't know what they putting in the conch. Fritters down there. But it's a damn, damn sure a unique bloodline out there in Florida. So with our story today, it looks like Florida man is on the move. Cause we got a cat from Florida wreaking havoc up in Illinois. Okay, alright, so let me set up the scene. It's a quiet day at the local board of education building in East St. Louis, Illinois, when all of a sudden, bam. A whole damn toilet comes crashing through the window. Now, of course, everybody inside confused as hell, saying, you know, we forget to play the pump, pay the plumber or something. They see our suspect running off and call the coppers. They pull up and look around a little bit on the corner and find our suspect sitting on the corner, sitting on another damn toilet on the corner of 11th and Cleveland. Just boo booing in broad daylight. But if you've ever had the bubble guts like I have, you know when you gotta go, you gots to go. Okay.

[C]

In public.

[E]

But of course, police arrested him for criminal damage to property, so now he's a felon. But what else do y' all think he was? White, black, Latino or other. It's a hard one.

[B]

Sounds Latino to me.

[E]

Yeah, maybe some.

[B]

I don't know why you can't really do any racial stereotypes. I mean, everyone uses the bathroom.

[C]

Yeah, everybody poops.

[E]

This is a hard one.

[A]

Hold on. Did he throw it? Did he throw another toilet through the window?

[B]

The courthouse.

[A]

He'S got a surplus of big plumbing equipment.

[E]

Yeah, right.

[C]

Mel Gibson.

[B]

I don't know.

[E]

I'm going other because plumbers types, you know, they could be Czechs, it could be Russians. You know, they kind of gather.

[B]

He's an Eastern European.

[E]

Yes, yes. That's what I'm going with, Bob.

[A]

Yeah, Turley. I think Turley's on the money.

[B]

I think he's onto something. It sounds like a big Nordic splash or angry Russian.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

I'm gonna go straight up white guy. It's just St. Louis from where it is.

[B]

I told y' all Artie was going to call and I see him sitting there already. Are you listening?

[D]

Yeah, I'm listening.

[B]

What do you think? The, the story's not kind of.

[D]

I missed a second or two there, unfortunately. I got another phone call that I had to get on.

[B]

Oh, oh, easy.

[D]

You know, parole related. So.

[B]

We do this. We do this bit.

[D]

I missed a minute or so.

[B]

We do this bit called White, Black, Latino or other. He tells a story about something that happened and we guess what the nationality is of the person, of the race. So real quick, DJ Prek was the guy in. In a. In a court building.

[E]

Yeah, it was like a government federal building. The Board of Education or something like that.

[B]

He throws a toilet out the window and then he runs downstairs. He starts running down the street and he winds up pinching one on a. On a commode in the hood.

[E]

Yeah, well, he threw a toilet in the window from outside. Yeah, into the place.

[B]

He threw it into the.

[C]

He's got to be strong.

[B]

Makes no sense.

[A]

So he's got these toilets like sitting around.

[D]

Gotta be a white guy.

[B]

Okay, dj, what is it, man?

[E]

Y' all off today? Y' all ain't gonna put this one on the honkies? It's 36 year old Dave Toliva. A black man.

[B]

I ain't never seen Lil Dave on the corner on the toilet. No. When you're picking these, dj, you might need to get improved because this one's. There's not much funny to come out of this. This is just random ass. Good morning, Artie.

[E]

How's that?

[B]

It was good. So already we've been friends for a while. I keep him in cars and when I get. Artie's a much better car man than every. He gets a lot of bad press, but he knows his damn cars. And how's that Bentley?

[D]

Oh, beautiful, beautiful.

[B]

Good, good, good, good, good, good.

[D]

I love it.

[B]

You can tell them about it. I. I sent him a 14 convertible. Nice. Yeah, I lost 10,000. Not nice. Not nice because Artie's such a tight ass.

[D]

Really nice.

[B]

Yeah, he won't let me. You know, I. The. The market dropped MMR on this particular car, which is Manheim. Market report dropped $20,000 in 45 days. Oh, my God. I don't know. It just. Your first money is your business body.

[D]

Style car coming out. That's why that new body car is out for 19. Oh, and you know, these cars are starting to slip. That's all. If you really look. If you really look at them closely, they're very antiquated.

[B]

That's true. They look like the oh, five now. They did.

[D]

Yeah. Well, the O5 is the same.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

The different light and so on and so forth. You can't even plug your phone in. It's ridiculous.

[B]

Right? Something the. The whole British deal, I mean is when's Rolls gonna refresh?

[D]

Well, I mean, they have a. They have the New dawn that came out in 16 or 17. I think it was 16 and the Wraith was 15. I'm sorry, the race came out in 15. Correct. So that's semi new.

[B]

Right?

[D]

For them, they're going to come out with something else, right? Yeah.

[B]

Well, how's your life? Are you. I've been reading about you a little bit. Sounds like you're. Your nose got screwed up.

[D]

Well, that, that has nothing to do with my daily life. That's to do with my whole life.

[B]

Did you see where his nose. Yeah.

[C]

The pictures in the paper don't look good, but you sound great.

[D]

You guys probably know more than I know.

[B]

Well, are you?

[D]

How much of it's really true, but.

[B]

Well, you're obviously making a living with your TV show.

[D]

Yeah. You know, you know, enough to get by.

[C]

That's all you need, man. Just enough to get by.

[D]

If we didn't have to give it to the bookies, life would be gold.

[B]

What? What, what are you. Are you still playing the games?

[D]

Unfortunately. Something I can't get away from. Like a couple other things, but you know, you read about all that.

[A]

So.

[B]

Just read about it, don't he. He has no comment.

[D]

Probably.

[C]

Yes. Somebody telling him not to comment, I'm guessing, like lawyers.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah, it's probably not. It's probably not a good idea for me to comment.

[B]

Everybody thinks you're broke. You're not broke.

[D]

You know, it depends on what your definition of broke is.

[C]

There you go.

[A]

Broken.

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But.

[B]

So how long. What was our deal on this Bentley? How long? When do I have to buy it back?

[D]

Whenever you want. I'd like to get through the summer, though.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

That way maybe, hopefully it won't drop another 20,000. These cars are on a heavy fall. Heavy fall.

[B]

They really are. What's the best Lux car you've ever owned?

[D]

The best luxury car.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, I mean, if you're talking, I mean, Rolls Royce is probably, I mean, as much as they, you know, you're saying they need to be recreated, but that, that's probably the best luxury car then you get into. You know, if you get into fast cars, then you're talking about Ferraris and Lamborghinis. They're fantastic.

[B]

Do you prefer a Ferrari or a Lamborghini?

[D]

I prefer a Ferrari.

[B]

There's a difference between Ferrari guy and Lamborghini guy.

[D]

No doubt.

[B]

Like get. Entertain us a little bit. What's your. What's the difference? In your eyes.

[C]

The average guy that would buy a Lamborghini would be how old and what would he do for a living?

[D]

I. I don't know what they would do for a living.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

A Lamborghini guy is more of a flamboyant to me.

[B]

Is a.

[D]

More of a flamboyant wealthy guy or a guy, a new. A new money type guy. A Ferrari guy to me is a. Is an old money guy.

[B]

Right.

[D]

Come from money. This is kind of like the difference between Rolls Royce and Bentley. Rolls Royce is more of like a. You're really out there rich if you have a Rolls Royce or a Ferrari versus.

[B]

You said wealthy versus rich is really the key definition. I think Rich guys buy Lamborghinis. Wealthy guys buy Ferraris.

[C]

Gotcha.

[B]

Rich rappers by Bentleys.

[C]

All right, new money.

[B]

Wealthy guys by Rolls versus old money. Better have my money come rain, sleet, or snow. All right, man. Well, thanks for calling in. You're on your. You're on your. You're on your old turf where. You know, we're up in D.C. now. We're heading your way up to Jersey pretty soon. I think the show should be on up there in a few months.

[D]

Sounds good. I'm listening online, so. Online every Saturday, so no worries.

[B]

Thanks, Artie.

[D]

We'll talk to you soon, guys.

[B]

What a guy. Yeah, he's not. He's not very. He's not going into his fun character very much.

[C]

You know, it's early in the morning. Are you kidding me? He's probably hadn't been to sleep.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. So, Robert Kraft, we got to get into that. Oh, boy, where do we start? We don't have enough time to do the whole thing.

[E]

Well, we got time.

[B]

All right. You said there's an audio bit.

[E]

Well, no, there. We don't have audio. Actually, I've been trying to work on getting him on the show because he hasn't commented about this yet.

[C]

No. Well, I'm sure his lawyers are going, don't say anything. And now they're saying there's some bigger name than him.

[E]

Well, yeah, there's 20.

[B]

Sting was Tom Brady and he going in for double happy endings. Wow.

[E]

25 folks were on this tape that they've caught in Florida.

[B]

They've been.

[E]

They've been watching this place for a while because sex trafficking has been going on this place in Florida. And he was on there not once, but twice on video. Robert Kraft, the owner of the New England Patriots. Now he's not married, he's just dating some 39 year old chick. So, you know, hey, what he does, you know, I don't know why he has to pay for it.

[B]

For an old man billionaire, why would.

[C]

You go to a massage parlor?

[E]

I mean, seriously, not that kind of massage ball. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense.

[C]

Yeah. Why would you go to this kind of massage parlor? You would. Seems like they call, they order in. I'll put it that way.

[B]

You think it's hard doing that online with your mom telling you taxi cab or cheerleader? Try doing that to yourself with six super bowl rings on.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, he is. Yeah, that and he's 77.

[B]

It's hard. It's hard.

[E]

But they're saying there's gonna be a larger name coming out on Monday.

[C]

This guy's 77, and they got a video of it.

[E]

Well, I think. Next segment, I think we can get him on.

[C]

Really? Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. All right, then. We're going to have him in a minute. My name is John Clay wolf by cars on the radio, right here on this station right now, this Saturday morning. Be back. Una momento, por favor. Remember, if you want to sell us your car, call in 800-800-RADIO. Or just go to GiveMe the VIN.

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Give.

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If we don't beat your carmax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show with John Clay Wolf. Charlie just dumped me because I gave him a horse reference.

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Hit him up now.

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800, 800 radio. See, it's all about baiting the Oklahoma people now. John Clay Wolf telling you I had fun at that KISS show, man.

[C]

It's a great show.

[B]

It was good.

[C]

It's been great forever.

[B]

I've never been.

[C]

That's your first time?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I loved him when I was a little kid. Then I really didn't care anymore. And I had these two tickets last minute, and I was gonna take my two, my 15 and my 12 year old.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

And drop them off tickets for will call, get their faces painted, take them over there. And neither one wanted to go. They didn't want to go. They had excuses. So I was burning the tickets, and since they were under my name and will call, I had to go.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And I called Glenn. I was like. It was. I was like, hey, man, this thing starts at 7:30 and it's 7:30 now. You want to go? He's like, yep. So we went. We had a good time.

[C]

It's a great show.

[B]

It's like going to the circus and a crew concert all in one. But what's his name? Paul Stanley? Yeah, yeah. He's. I don't know if I can do it like I did it this morning, the impersonation. But. But you know, he looks so tough in his. In his big heels and his gear. And his football pads. And he's just a little Jew guy from New York. Hey, guys, you know, he sounds like spongebob meets squarepants.

[C]

So good.

[B]

I. I just want to let y' all know that I love all of y', all, and I know y' all love all of me. And if you want me to come out there with you, say my name on the count of three. This is really what it is. Yeah. Everybody's like, one, two, three. What the hell? They. I don't know if anybody knew his name. All right, guys, that was good, but we can do better. Dallas, on the count of three, they do it again on the the third time. The third time's a charm.

[A]

20,000 people go, Ace Fraley.

[B]

Right? Maybe that's what was going on. Maybe they were bleeding over onto that because you couldn't understand what everybody was saying. They weren't saying his name. Then he. So, one, two, three. Yeah, okay. And he hooks into this wire and he flies across the room and lands on a different stage on the other end. I really like it over here, guys. Y' all are really good looking. This is really great. The fire is what was cool. We were at the other end in a suite, and when the fire went off on the stage, it was so big, you'd feel it on your face.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I have no idea what it felt like up that close, but definitely worth going to. And if you look at Kiss's tour.

[C]

Lineup, you will not believe the places they go and how many tours they're doing this year.

[B]

You won't believe stops.

[C]

It's how many stops? 250.

[B]

There's no way they're gonna make it. They're all gonna die.

[C]

It's all over the world.

[B]

Or they're fakes and they're just putting on masks and putting other people out there and doing lip syncing or something.

[C]

Because that would exhaust a 20 year old.

[B]

There's no other tour.

[A]

Oh, no. I mean, you may not be able to call it a high art, but they are definitely dedicated to the profession.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

I mean, they've done it since 75.

[C]

Yeah. Think about how hard is it really for them, though? What do they do? They don't dare run around.

[B]

Yeah, they do.

[C]

They got the big shoes.

[B]

Yeah. They run around, they jam, they're all over the place. They were on it. Yeah. No, they're on.

[C]

Well, you know, from the moment they. Before they step on stage and the moment they're off, they're catered to. They're loved on their handed.

[B]

Everything they need Gene Simmons is. Has quite a way with the women from what we've seen. He likes the ladies. You don't believe him as Shannon Tweed.

[A]

Does he still spit blood? That was. That was a big part of his deal back.

[B]

Yeah. And missiles coming out of their big fireworks coming out of their guitar heads. And I mean, it was cool. I enjoyed the hell out of it. This was. This was the coolest song. Detroit Rock City. So back to the. Did we get the guy on the phone? Yeah. What's his name?

[E]

Sir? Robert Kraft.

[B]

Sir? Why is he a sir?

[E]

Well, I'm just calling him.

[C]

New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft facing charges of solicitate. Soliciting prostitution. Part of a large scale sexting operation. Video footage actually shows him receiving paid acts in a room at a spa. They say authorities are only showing the video to people who have swallowed poison and need to throw up.

[B]

It's just like watching a Patriot super bowl again.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, there he is.

[A]

Rob this. I should walk around the block and find my own woman.

[C]

Yes, you should. You're a billionaire. Have somebody else do it.

[A]

That is key. Don't be a sch. Don't be a. I like spending the days with your little mizrai.

[C]

Oh, Miss. Right.

[A]

My little Miss Rahi.

[B]

Oh, Rahi.

[A]

That's an Oriental Jew.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

And beautiful.

[B]

Didn't know that.

[A]

When this little meal goes in this little bottle.

[C]

Right.

[A]

Weeks off, Forget about it.

[B]

Robert, you're selling aged. He's 77 and he's been around.

[C]

Yeah, and he parties.

[A]

Actually 79. I should tell a lie on my birthday.

[C]

Yeah, it's not like that. Like you're breaking the law anywhere.

[A]

One time going down the strip mall. I could go. I could go to arrows.com. i could go to beautifulbeauties.com. basla Mista. Yeah, I stay with the Orientals.

[C]

That's your thing.

[A]

I should pay $150 for 20 minutes.

[B]

So he's too tight for the other one too. That's okay for the high end. Girls. Now I get it.

[C]

So that's why you're so.

[B]

It's a bargain deal.

[A]

Let me explain one simple thing to you, my boy. The rich don't become rich. They become rich when they stay rich. Spend less money. Take your time, shop a while. Never pay retail.

[D]

Never pay retail.

[C]

You didn't. You did not pay retail in this case.

[B]

And you got in trouble because you wouldn't pay retail.

[A]

You don't make your money when you lie down.

[C]

No, you don't.

[A]

You make the money shot.

[B]

800, 800. Seven, two, three.

[C]

Don't shoot, officer, we got it.

[B]

That was the fake owner of the New England Patriots, sir.

[A]

Craft, I should say.

[B]

If there's any chance in hell that Tom Brady was tied to this, it would make my year.

[E]

There's 25, four other folks and they're.

[C]

Saying one of them is a bigger name. That's what the police said. One of them is a bigger name. Why would you leak this guy and not somebody else?

[E]

I think kind of just as the shock. Hey, let's try to sneak these other guys in underneath the radar.

[C]

I got you.

[E]

I'm. I'm thinking politicians possibly.

[A]

I should never have invited the president to come with me. What happened?

[C]

Obama, the ex president was there with you.

[E]

Oh, okay. Yeah, let's say that. Well, I'm just. I'm curious. That would be huge. Huge. Huge.

[A]

Huge.

[B]

Huge.

[C]

Huge.

[B]

What's up with this football league, this new one? Have you watched any of it early?

[E]

Yeah, the aaf. American Alliance Football.

[C]

Now, is it one of the rules?

[B]

Tom Dundon from Dallas put 250 million in it last week.

[E]

Yeah. Just to save it because it was going bankrupt. Seriously?

[C]

Well, that doesn't sound like a good investment.

[B]

He owns the Carolina Hurricanes. He's gotten into sports lately. He's an old friend of mine. I mean, like legitimately. He's a crazy American dream success story. He went broke when he was 21 years old. You know, I had the bar over at TCU when we were in college. He opened a bar next door. Okay. To kind of do what we were doing. And his didn't work and he went bankrupt and now he's a billionaire. So he's done well made in the car business. I mean, he's Santander Drive Financial.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Anybody who made payments to Drive Financial, you're helping pay for the American Football League or whatever it's called.

[E]

American Alliance Football League now. His Carolina Hurricanes actually are a fun team to watch. If you like hockey. They're actually pretty good.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I don't know about his making this investment into a minor league football system, which it is. They're just trying to have a minor league football system to help these guys that, you know, get in trouble or they come out of college and they still need some fine tuning. That's what the NFL is kind of hoping for. Much like the xfl, which starts up in a year. So one of these leagues are going to go under XFL or aaf, and I think it's going to be the aaf.

[B]

Did you watch any of it?

[E]

Yeah, it's just, it's. It's like watching bad college football.

[B]

Really?

[E]

Yeah. I mean that's not, it's not your good top 25 college football teams. It's watching your, your lower rung teams play. And you know, some of the names you're familiar with, you're like, oh, I'll remember that guy from college. You know, not just college, just they had a cup of tea in the NFL and they just couldn't make it.

[C]

How about guys like Johnny Football? Would he be up for something like this?

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Would he?

[E]

Yeah, but I believe he thinks it's but beneath. Beneath him something to do something like this.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Well, of course. Former NFL guy. You know what I miss nowadays? Never thought I would was NFL Europe. That was great training ground. That was a great little farm league style deal.

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I'm going to bid this truck real quick and then we're going to take a quick break. 16 Play some songs and be back for the last segment for this hour. 16F250XLT67XLT16 last year of the old body style. 112,000 miles. Four wheel drive, crew cab leather. Is it leather, Matt?

[D]

It is leather. But like he was asking, it doesn't have navigation or it's got like a. Is there such a chrome package maybe because.

[B]

Yep.

[D]

It has a little more chrome on it than what I've seen on the dash.

[B]

Is it have the fake walnut wood or is it just plastic?

[D]

No, it's not the fake wood. No.

[B]

Okay. Because the fake wood is the lariat. 16 leather. 115, 112,000 miles. I think it's. But it is an xlt trim level. I think it's 28,000.

[D]

Well, did he tell you the. The engine is new on it?

[B]

Do you have the paperwork for it?

[D]

What's that?

[B]

Do you have the paperwork for that?

[D]

Yeah, they're doing it right now. It's got 30,000 miles on the engine, so I don't know if that hurts or help.

[B]

Are you paying for it or did warranty do it?

[D]

Travelers insurance is doing it.

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Good, good, good, good. Okay, go to givemetheven.com. give me the vin.com. load it up. We'll work on it off air. Thank you. 800-800-radio. 800-800-7234. My name is John Clay Wolf. You're listening to our show. Be back in just a second. Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios, it's time for the John Clay wolf show. According to a new study, 25% of millennials would go to jail for a week if it meant they could own their dream home.

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Hit them up now.

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800-800-Radio said, millennials, free meals and only one roommate. That is my dream home now. John Claywolf, new listeners, remember, you can go to givemetheven.com and we'll buy your car. If we don't beat your CarMax offer, we'll send you check for 100. It's that simple. I created that company after about 25 years of working in the wholesale industry. And I actually used to buy a lot of cars. 10, I don't know, 10,000. 20,000 cars from CarMax.

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Created with pride.

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Created with pride.

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Yeah.

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And we just. We just, you know, like, be Domino's Pizza of car buying. So we come to people's homes and do it all automated and do it fast, but we. There's real people behind it. Talk to. That's the difference. A lot of these companies, I've seen the clones coming on already.

[E]

The copycats happen, and there was a clone that we beat their offer. And we're like, well, you know, what made you come to us? Because you were actually talking to me. They never really talked to me.

[B]

Oh, you actually. Why don't you tell the clones how to do it, Turley?

[E]

How the clones to do it?

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. But the part of this show, you know, we take a couple of calls an hour, and you, you can call in and give us your make, model, miles, and I'll put a number on your car. I'll buy your car over the radio, and then you go back to the website and load it in and consummate the deal. But heavy cars, too. Don't think we get a lot of calls on the radio that we don't take because they're cheap, normal cars. This is tax season. The tax returns are showing up. The dealer friends of mine have started working those deals yesterday.

[C]

What does that mean for the average guy?

[B]

That means that their tax check hit and that they can go. A lot of people go buy furniture, cars, whatever. But what it means with these cheap cars is that they go up in value for about three weeks. Okay, so, you know, if I hit your car 2 grand last week, I'll probably hit it 2500 this week.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I could pay more because I pay the market, and the market's going to go up. Right now, it's artificial because this money will come in the system on these cheap cars, you know, thousand to eight Thousand is really the space I'm talking about. And the price goes up, market goes up, doesn't last. And once the tax money runs out, then it goes back down. But these dealers start buying heavy for the past three months to load up. So they're used to doing three car deals a day. They do 40 a day. Yeah, yeah. It's a different animal. I mean, it's like zombies walking out on the street with. With thousands of dollars in their pockets.

[C]

Yeah, well, you can see that.

[B]

It's true. It's real. It's tax season. It starts right now. But. But the heavy cars, we love those two. The Lambos, the Ferraris, the, you know, good trucks, badass Wranglers, Corvettes, you know, good Mustangs just don't. If you have a really good one, like the dealer says, 20 grand, but, you know you've got a better one than that. Yeah. Go to givemetheven.com because odds are if you. We pay more for the good ones.

[A]

Pay that man his money.

[B]

800. And if we don't beat a CarMax offer, we'll send you a check for 100 bucks. Rush Limbaugh.

[E]

Yeah, he's still in Florida. Here, let me dial him up.

[C]

Loving life out there.

[B]

We have Rush on every John. Yes.

[A]

You're not joking about that. DJ Ryan. God, what a great weekend.

[C]

Doesn't matter.

[A]

I've got an old movie joke for you.

[F]

Okay.

[A]

I just learned. I thought you were a car guy.

[B]

800, 800 radio. Yeah.

[A]

You do funny stuff on your show? We do. That's great. I wish I had the time.

[C]

Yeah, but you don't.

[A]

To practice a little humor.

[C]

No, no, no.

[A]

You do your thing on my own program, but I'll do it on yours. I've got a great old movie joke.

[C]

You ready?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay, here he is. Mueller.

[F]

Mueller.

[C]

It's kind of a side gag, really. Wait, wait.

[A]

Oh, Mueller.

[E]

He's trying Bueller.

[B]

Bueller again.

[E]

Terrible.

[A]

Mueller. Is there a Mueller in the house?

[C]

There's a reason you don't do humor on your show.

[A]

On a serious note, I'm just thinking out loud about this. Robert Mueller, special counsel, is about to release his report. Meanwhile, our esteemed leader, yes, President Donald J. Trump, is about to be out of the country for a while, I think. And look, the fix is in.

[C]

Okay?

[A]

I think Mueller's batting for our side. I think he's gonna release this report while the President is abroad. And I don't mean dressed as a woman.

[B]

I mean that Rush was funny.

[A]

Well, thanks very much. It's Totally unintelligible. Mueller. No, no, don't go back to Mueller.

[C]

You can stop.

[F]

I can't find. I can't find this kid.

[A]

That's great. God, I'm high.

[C]

Yes, you are.

[A]

I tried the edibles you told me about. I had to go all the way to Colorado to get these things. Yeah. Hard flight in.

[F]

Hard.

[A]

Boy, it's just snowing like a bitch in Colorado.

[C]

It is?

[A]

Yes. Have you been?

[C]

Yes, I have.

[B]

I have.

[A]

I know you guys travel a lot. Good Lord, man. Flying out of Stapleton at midnight last night.

[C]

I don't even want to know why.

[A]

It was a. Thank God for those gummy worms, I'll tell you. Have you tried the worms?

[B]

No.

[E]

That's new.

[A]

They're just like the bears, but they're nine times longer. Lot of thc. Lot of thc. I haven't touched a drink of Scotch since yesterday.

[C]

You are high. You are high.

[A]

I think this stuff could actually get me off the bottle.

[F]

Oh.

[A]

I'm a little worried about the Percocets, though. That's not gonna happen this week. But keep an eye. Keep an eye out, because when the. Donald.

[B]

If you crunch up a Percocet with your Gummy Bear, your edible marijuana. Have you tried that yet?

[A]

Been there, done that. It takes. It takes a lot away from the Percocet, actually, because you don't know what's hitting and when.

[F]

True.

[C]

Timing is everything.

[A]

Wait an hour. But you've already got the Percocet. Wait, but do I. But do I. Was that a. Was that a green gummy worm or a red gummy worm?

[C]

Right.

[A]

They do time differently.

[B]

I didn't know.

[A]

That's crazy. I just love Colorado. But when MacDonald gets out of the country and you see the Mueller report released, and we all learned that nothing happened and that Vladimir Putin doesn't even exist. No, he's probably the actor. Kevin Klein in disguise.

[C]

Not really.

[A]

Is it like that movie Dave King Dave?

[C]

Yeah. Just like that.

[A]

This could happen. No one wrestles tigers anymore.

[B]

I see here Rush Limbaugh. Hi, Rush Limbaugh. It says you need a contractor.

[A]

Just call me Rush.

[B]

Rush.

[D]

Ah.

[A]

That's the.

[F]

Well, the wall.

[D]

The wall.

[A]

Everybody's looking for money. Look, it's not about financing the wall. It's about building it in the first place.

[E]

Sure.

[A]

I say we need an architect on the border, stat.

[C]

Just wall.

[A]

I mean, who's gonna pour the concrete?

[B]

You should get El Chapo out of prison and bring him down there to help you design it, because that guy is a Tunnel digging, wall building, crazy Tejano I don't want to be.

[A]

I've been through this with Hannity several times. I don't want anything to do with penitentiary anymore. I'll never, I'll never. And mark my word, I'll never bail another talk show host out of prison again.

[C]

Oh, you did that?

[A]

Ah, handed him his strip mall prostitution rings. Yeah.

[B]

What?

[A]

No, but in Milwaukee.

[D]

Why?

[C]

I'm just letting him go with it.

[A]

Good Lord, man.

[B]

Hey, Rush, call us back later when you sober up, man. You're like out there today.

[A]

I'll do my best. Until then, count on us here at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network talent on loan from God.

[B]

Thank you, rush. Hi, Rush. Chip 08 Lexus ES350. 67,000 miles, leather roof, average. Rough or clean?

[D]

Clean. What color it is? White.

[B]

Seven thousand.

[D]

This is. Okay, that.

[E]

Buy it.

[D]

Can't buy it for that.

[B]

What buys it?

[D]

We're not even close. I don't think.

[B]

What buys it. I don't think. It's not a number. I need a number.

[D]

12,000.

[B]

Okay. Well, you damn must have gone to Colorado with Rush and ate some gummy worms because you're high as hell.

[C]

Is that above retail?

[B]

Yeah. Average MMR on is 7, 300. I mean, maybe he's just new to.

[C]

This and he's just starting out.

[B]

He's got a good car to the. No, I'd give 8, I might even give 85, but I ain't giving no 12. You're stoned off your ass. 12. 800, 800, 7, 2 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Remember the guys that are going to lose us here, we'll lose a few affiliates in a moment. And we have one more hour. We have.

[C]

Or we have two more hours, John, it's central.

[B]

So. So east coast. We're going to lose you here in a moment. And you can go to john claywolf.com, click listen live and stream it. Or you can stream it off of a, say 92.5 KZPs in Dallas, off of iHeart player or off the Eagle down in Baton rouge. Was that 98.3 or something? It's a great station. Anyway, we have two more hours. We have two more hours to have two more hours.

[C]

Four hours, Johnny. Oh, plenty.

[B]

Oh, gosh. I'm getting.

[A]

Actually, Baton Rouge has a sports broadcast beginning at 10:30am so they'll be gone at that time.

[B]

It's not football season.

[A]

No.

[E]

Basketball probably.

[B]

They're into their LSU. Then you could stream itself 97.5 in Houston for the next two hours. Or just go to John Clay Wolf show. No, just John claywolf.com and click that. The podcast goes up. 1 o' clock ish central time, 2 o' clock ish eastern time. All five hours will be on there. Remember, if we don't beat your Carmax offer. Give me the VIN dollar, we'll send you a check for $100. We are in car buying heat mode. Spring Market is above us. We're paying more than we were. If you've been waiting to do it, now's the time. Motorcycles and RVs, too. It's showtime, boys and girls. Be back in just a second. Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Hit him up now.

[B]

800. 800 radio now.

[D]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

It's a good tune. What's he singing about? Baba. If six was nine or something like that.

[A]

Yeah, if six was nine. It sounds like you had an acid trip back in 1988 and this is all you remember.

[B]

Yeah. What? What if 6 was 9?

[A]

If 6 was 9, 12 would be 15.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You know, and 30 would be 45.

[B]

Wes Norman, Oklahoma. Good morning.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

What's up?

[D]

Hey. I ain't trying to sell nothing. Everything. I own 97, so it ain't worth nothing, but I hate talk radio. I just wanted to call and tell you this is the first. I'm 46 years old. This is the first time I can actually listen to talk radio and laugh my butt off. I've enjoyed listening to you for the last. I don't know, two or three months, I think is how long I've been listening. But I love Saturday morning.

[B]

Well, that's what we love to hear. That's what we do this for. Even though you're from Oklahoma. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

[D]

Okay. But guess what? I can't even listen to a football game on the radio because I hate listening to people talk. I just want to hear music I hear. You guys are funny. Yeah, you guys are just funny.

[B]

We try to keep. And I know what you're talking about because I can't listen to talk radio either. I mean, isn't that weird?

[D]

My brother listens to sports radio, and when I'm in the truck with him, I make him turn the radio off if he ain't gonna play music.

[B]

I try to keep the tempo rolling of this deal. I try to keep the tempo rolling of this deal. Like, not like a song, but. But different than other talk radio. I know what you're saying. I'm like. I'm in the same boat as you.

[C]

Energy.

[B]

The energy and the flow of it. If you keep the tempo up and keep the punch lines flying, then it keeps it fun. But if you get all deep into weird stuff. Yeah. Too political. Or to this or to that, then. Anyway, thanks. Thanks for the. Thanks for the kudos. I appreciate it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[E]

Yeah, these honkies are crazy.

[B]

Tony, what's that King of the Hill drop again? No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

[D]

Perfect.

[C]

So great.

[B]

So we've got a gal wanting to give a shout out. What is it? London.

[A]

Cheryl is listening in London. Uk. That's pretty cool.

[C]

Very cool.

[B]

Keith Richards. You're from. You're from over there, aren't you?

[E]

Let me get him out of the green room.

[B]

He's asleep.

[E]

Hold on. Wake him up, Keith.

[B]

Get your ass over. Yo, drunk.

[F]

Bastard.

[C]

Lick on my leg.

[B]

Hello?

[A]

I don't know if this person's Caucasian or not.

[C]

Are you talking about.

[A]

Is that your DJ Pre K?

[C]

That's Pre K. Yes. DJ Pre K was hanging on your leg.

[A]

I can see where you're coming from. You've got.

[B]

You've got. Hey, hey. I want to. Wait. Play this. Play Hendrix again. I wanted to ask Keith this. If six was nine, did you know Hendrix?

[A]

I've been around a little while like that, you know, Died.

[B]

You're right, he did that.

[A]

He was famous, but he wasn't famous in England very long, you know. Like we all ran to see him, you know, when he came over like that. That was his first record, you know, the Electric lady land and all that.

[F]

It's.

[A]

What a genius.

[B]

Did you ever do drugs with Jimi Hendrix?

[A]

No, no, no, no. And I've already sworn on that in the court's law.

[D]

Oh, I see.

[C]

That makes a lot of worse.

[B]

Well, I just didn't know if. Maybe if you knew what he was singing about in some of this trippy stuff. If you could break it down for me, because I'm confused.

[A]

When they asked me that, I pled the fifth.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

If I'd played the eighth, then six would be nine.

[D]

What's the eighth?

[A]

He's playing with mathematics. Like. He was a very smart man.

[E]

Really.

[A]

No. Yeah, Hendrix was a lot. He could been anything.

[E]

Beautiful Mind kind of guy, huh?

[A]

Right, right. He could see.

[C]

He.

[A]

A matter of fact, I was. One time I was at the Electric.

[C]

Lady, like in the studio. Electric lady and I looked up, we.

[A]

Picked some really hot acid, right?

[C]

Hard acid, right.

[A]

And I Could see the numbers on the window. And I said. And I closed my eyes and I could still see him. So it wasn't me, it was Jimmy, right?

[C]

Oh, I got you.

[A]

But I've never done illegal drugs with it.

[C]

What do you think about Mick this week? Mick, 75 years old, finally settling down with a 31 year old woman. He said after sleeping with 4,000 women, he's finally settling down. His girlfriend is 31.

[A]

I don't know. This prenup. This is no lie. His mixed prenup with that little dame.

[C]

Yes.

[A]

Was 4,800 pages.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

No, it's all in there. It's all in there going on all the way back to 64. You can't take me money. Yeah. You can't take me movie rights.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Can't take me songwriting. You can't take Keith, which I appreciate. You can't take the bus.

[C]

He puts you in the premium or the plane. Okay.

[A]

Or the house or anything. That was given by David Bowie after my tickle. It's all in the 4800 pages.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

What's your bird's name over in London?

[B]

Cheryl in London. She wants to give a shout out to Clint Young and Livingston.

[A]

Cheryl, forget about Clint. Let's have a shag.

[D]

Shout out.

[B]

Rock and roll. Mario, Mario, me up.

[D]

Hey, y' all crack me up.

[B]

We try, we try we, we I, I, I'm as entertained listening to these guys as you are. I come up here for my laughs too.

[D]

Yeah, who is this?

[B]

John? Yeah.

[D]

Hey, boy, you crack me up. You make my day if you live, make my Saturday all. I mean, I can't, I can't wait till the following Saturday.

[B]

I see your car on here, man, and let me tell you, I see the 07 BMW 335. Do you really want to sell it or you just want to get on there? Because you're gonna be mad. The damn. The turbos, they break and they leak. And I can't get them to pass arbitration, so I have to sell them red light. And they don't bring, they bring, you know, three grand. And that's a fast, fast man. A 335 BMW 3 Series, the twin turbo. They haul well. They haul balls.

[D]

Yeah, but they got problems with what you said.

[B]

The turbos and the wastegates and the oil leaks and this. Just anytime you create that much energy in a small engine like that, it's like the, the EcoBoost six cylinder Fords. When they start getting miles on them, they start coming to pieces. That's it.

[D]

Oh, I see, I see, I see. I mean, mine runs fine, but do you think, you think I'll have problems down the road?

[B]

Oh, hell yes. Oh, God, yes. Well, just keep driving it. I mean, I'll give three grand, but I think you got more car than that. Every time I sell one of those, I'm like, man, that's not enough. That's not enough. The reason they don't bring anything is because all the dealers are scared of them. They know the mechanic bill is going to be too high. They can't put them on a note and do the owner the carrot. They can't carry the paper on them because they know they're going to break down and people can't afford to fix them. That's what happens with all these big mile heavy cars.

[F]

Sure.

[B]

The reason there's no market on them is because nobody can afford the guy that can buy it for five grand. He's excited. He can't pay the shop bill.

[C]

What's it breaks?

[B]

Well, it's like having an airplane. It's like having an airplane.

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

It's beautiful, but I can't afford to fly it. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4, 808, whatever. 12 Ford Escape with. 12 Ford Escape with a gazillion million miles on it's worth 10, 15, 2 grand. Guy, you there? All right. It's just too many miles. Yeah, just go to givemethevin.com Good morning, everybody. But we are buying the cheap ones, you know, I mean, like I said a thousand. I was like, well, no season. So we can give a little more. We can give two grand.

[C]

Okay, I was gonna say, when you say cheap, what does that mean?

[B]

Cheap means anything under 5,000.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Somebody said, I got 200 car in the front yard.

[B]

Our average cost of car is 18,000 average. So that's including the 80s and the 140s. So I mean, we buy a lot of 12,000 $15,000 cars.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

But our average is 18.

[C]

And tax season coming on that really kind of focus.

[B]

That's the, that, that's the thousand to seven thousand, eight thousand dollars.

[C]

And those kind of bumped up.

[B]

They didn't kind of bump. Well, they haven't yet, but they will immediately because the dealers are selling the zombies, the attack zombies. They're out in the streets walking with money falling out of their pocket. And they'll have record days. Today, the dealer, the used car dealers, this is the day, this is the week that they live for tax season week, when the money comes out of the government hits the mailboxes. And then everybody goes bazonkers turns into zombies and walks right down to used car dealer and puts 3,000 down. It's just, it's weird, but it's true for a long time. Good morning, you're on the air.

[D]

Hello.

[B]

Hello.

[D]

I've got a braun ability Honda wheelchair van. You ever mess with those?

[B]

Sure.

[E]

What.

[B]

Let's just start with the van. What year is it?

[D]

It's a 2014.

[B]

How many miles it's got?

[D]

It's got 47,000 miles.

[B]

Leather, cloth.

[D]

It's cloth.

[B]

Is the lift on the side or in the back?

[D]

It's on the side. Side door.

[B]

And is it a wheelchair? Like snap in to drive or is it, is it a. Yeah. Okay, so it's full blown.

[D]

It, it's it, it's made either way. You can roll the front seat back and pull the wheelchair in. We have the lock, the easy lock in the middle because it's my daughter's van.

[B]

Why are you selling it?

[D]

She don't drive. Well, we're. She don't need it anymore.

[B]

They're so damn expensive. It's ridiculous.

[D]

They are very experienced and I don't.

[B]

I don't get the flip money on them. I get a little more. I'm thinking mid teens. I need to see some pictures of it because sometimes unfortunately. And I mean, you're talking to a cripple guy, dude. I lived in a wheelchair for two years. I got lucky I came out of it, but I mean.

[D]

Yeah, well, that's what, that's where we're at too. My daughter's walking a lot better.

[B]

And what happened to her?

[D]

Like long distances, but she's doing really great.

[B]

What happened to her?

[D]

Yeah, no, she was born with cerebral palsy.

[B]

Okay. How old is she?

[D]

She's 24 years old now and she's walking okay now.

[B]

That's awesome. Wow.

[D]

I would say. Okay. Yeah, I mean we're not gonna go run any, any real long races or nothing, but yeah, she's doing good.

[B]

I can walk a couple of miles if I really didn't want to be lazy. But it's just, it's just, it's just hard. Me walking 100 yards is like a normal person. The energy walking 400 yards, it's just harder for me. I broke my back, fractured my spinal. I mean, I cut my spinal cord on L2 and I was paralyzed from, I was paralyzed from the waist down. My feet still don't work right. My calves don't work at all. So I, I, Huh.

[D]

But you work through It. And you're. You're up and walking?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

[D]

That's great.

[B]

Well, yeah, I'm thinking, I'm thinking 15 grand, but go to the site and load it up and we'll take a look and I'll call a mobility guy that I use and see what he'll pay for. See if I can get you some extra money real quick. David, in and out in Vegas. Good morning, Vegas.

[D]

Hey, John, how are you?

[B]

Good, good. I see it says question about doing in and out with CarMax. They won't, they won't do that.

[D]

My question is their total offer is almost 26.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

For my truck.

[B]

And then when you say total offer, you're talking, you're considering the tax credit too, is that right?

[D]

Yeah, because I need to buy a used. I want to buy a used Jeep, guys. That's why the tax credit is there, of course. Yeah. I don't know. My question was since you guys are taking everything to Texas, I would, I would have thought trucks would have sold pretty well in Texas compared to anywhere else in the country. That's.

[B]

That's your business.

[D]

That was. My question is just if. Is. Is it worth you guys, you know, trying to offer me more?

[B]

Absolutely. Go to. Go to our. Our.

[D]

I did all that.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I did all the.

[B]

Did you take a picture of the offer letter?

[D]

I did that. I sent it to the Zane.

[B]

Okay. And what did he say?

[D]

He just hasn't got back to me on anything and I'm running out of time. I'm going to take it up there today at 12 o' clock to get rid of everything and buy their Jeep. So that was my question, if you wanted to.

[B]

I do, I do want to. I do want to try to knock it off.

[E]

So it's not quite there at the office quite yet.

[B]

See the problem? You know, y' all are two hours behind Texas. So when he gets up, I'll text him right now. David, I'm going to put you on. I'm going to put you on hold. DJ Pre Kale will bump him and get him right on it right now. Thank you. It's hard doing a bunch of businesses, different time zones. We'll be right back. We have to get up early, too. And now we return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com Check this out. I read about a vegan woman who.

[D]

Recently got married and banned all meat.

[B]

Eaters from her wedding. Hit him up right now 1-800-800-RODIO. And her friends and family are like, oh, no.

[A]

We're not allowed at your vegan wedding.

[E]

Oh.

[B]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show. Patrick and Corpus Christi. Christy, good morning. Welcome to the program, man.

[D]

Hey, good morning.

[B]

Your truck, y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

You need to sell it to the Mexicans down there.

[D]

I'm sorry.

[B]

You need to let the Mexicans have it and take it across the border. Little 2000 Chevy S10 with 180. He's the accidental racist. It's not accidental. You ever been to Mexico?

[D]

I've been there, like, once for, like, about an hour and a half.

[B]

Corpus Christi. You know, it's funny. I went to that Kiss concert, I don't know, Wednesday night or something in Dallas. And that's what they. Yeah, that's what they were saying. He's.

[D]

When.

[B]

How does he talk? Let me try to impersonate him again. Paul. Paul. Stanley.

[C]

Stanley.

[B]

And, you know, he looks all tough and wild, but they got the big.

[C]

Outfit on with this, you know, Right. Pads and the big shoes.

[B]

And he's like, hey, Dallas, this is Paul. I love you guys, man. I'll tell you what. We were in Corpus Christi last night. We're like, corpus Christ, Christie. Corpus Christi. I mean, was. New Bronze was after that, y'. All. Really. And y' all are a lot louder than Corpus Christi. Like, yeah, dude. Because there's as many people as this room as the whole county of Corpus. Christie.

[D]

Oh, God.

[B]

Did you go to the show?

[D]

No, I didn't. I did not go to the show.

[B]

I'd like to see them in a smaller venue. How. How large is the venue where they played down there?

[D]

It's actually pretty large. We've had. It's not that big compared to, like, other cities, but it's the American Bank Center, I believe, is where they were. It's all right.

[B]

That's cool. Well, thank you for calling 800-800-723-48-800. Remember that whole Kiss crap in the. In the TV show they did when we were little kids? What was it called? Big deal.

[A]

Yeah, they. They did a made for TV film called Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.

[C]

Remember that film?

[B]

Yeah. Made for TV movie.

[A]

And we were all just hypnotized.

[B]

Nights in Satan's service.

[E]

Oh, yeah, the Baptist churches were big. Not big fans of them. They used to have a big propaganda about. Oh, no, this is Satan's music.

[B]

Satan, get on the air with us. Say, get over here. Well, keep the Kiss playing, too.

[F]

Yeah. John, what's. What's the deal?

[B]

So you can do both now. What's going on?

[C]

Talking about Kiss. The band, were they ever in your service?

[F]

No, of course not. I really, I really don't have the rapport with musicians that you Americans think I do. Yeah, no, they're just, you know, they're just hard working guys trying to make a buck.

[C]

Well, it was just a Kiss and people thought King of Knights and Satan served.

[F]

And I group them together for that purpose.

[B]

But Gene.

[F]

Yeah, Gene, different deal. Gene and I have a long, long running contract. Yeah, you know, hey, you want to be famous, right? You wanna. You want girls, right?

[C]

These guys. You want to play rock and roll?

[F]

Be in a band?

[C]

90.

[F]

Make a gazillion dollars a week on your calendars and your toothpaste and your Kiss coffee mugs, your Kiss red wine.

[C]

He's got it all.

[B]

You got to pay the tax. The double tax.

[F]

Yeah, I'm your guy. I'm your guy. I can set that up for you. The movie deal actually was something that I had put together. It was. And this is ridiculous.

[B]

Yeah. I can see behind the music was Satan, the screenplay. The screenplay narrated by Satan.

[F]

Satan, the screenplay for Kiss meets the Phantom of the Park.

[C]

Right.

[F]

Got the green light from a director named Mike Nichols, who I had some dealings with.

[C]

Hollywood.

[F]

Right.

[C]

But you have a lot.

[F]

It was supposed to star Dustin Hoffman and Warren Beatty as a couple of broken down songwriters that wind up in an amusement park, you know, doing their thing for kids. That movie is what became Ishtar 25 years later. Yeah. No, but I did this for Gene. And Mike Nichols was not easy to persuade, so. And it didn't make him as famous as they intended because they can't act.

[C]

No, they can't at all.

[F]

We thought for sure, with the makeup.

[C]

And everything, the monkeys could pull it off. Surely Kiss could.

[F]

I mean, $400 worth of special effects couldn't even, you know.

[B]

What kind of deal did you make with Ozzy?

[F]

Ozzy? Ozzy Osborne.

[B]

Yes.

[F]

Listen, he's in the hospital right now. I mean, I don't think it's good to talk about Ozzy. But I'll tell you what.

[D]

Ozzy.

[F]

Oh, yeah, it was the Black Sabbath thing. Tony Iommi at Black Sabbath is like a really, really big fan of mine. You know what I mean?

[B]

Right.

[F]

Oh, he tells her. Oh, Satan this and Satan that.

[C]

We're really.

[F]

I mean, we've. We've actually never spoken.

[B]

No.

[F]

Well, he talks to me all the time.

[C]

I bet he does. Yeah.

[F]

So, you know, and so Ozzy's in this band and Tony Elami's trying to get him famous and he Just can't get over that hump.

[B]

Right?

[F]

But I liked Ozzy even as a little kid. You know, he's always weird, and I like that. I like that.

[C]

I love his TV show now.

[F]

Yeah, he, He. He was the first kid I ever saw eat a duck in one bite.

[B]

Thank you, sir.

[C]

Never happened. Didn't. Didn't.

[B]

It's always interesting to have your backstory, Barry.

[C]

Yeah, I know. There's something that keeps Kiss on stage all these years.

[B]

03 Toyota Tundra SR5, 81, 000 miles, crew cab, two wheel drive. You there?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Is the paint faded? Because the paint in that year model of tundra is really weak and it fades off easily.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

So it needs new paint.

[D]

Well, I mean, it don't. It have no damage or anything. And the paint is fading, but it doesn't wear off it anyway.

[B]

But it' the top. Right. The. The roof and the hood are not the same color as the sides. Probably the same shade of whatever.

[D]

Yes.

[E]

It don't need paint.

[B]

It don't need any. What does. Does 3, 4 grand buy this truck?

[D]

No. Huh?

[B]

It's a 03 Tundra with 812 wheel drive. What. What's it take to buy it?

[D]

8,000.

[B]

You're too high, boss.

[D]

Yeah, probably.

[B]

I'm a little low. I'm a little low. But I'm thinking, thinking the paint might be worse than this. Can you take some? If you'll take 5,000 for it or maybe six, take pictures of it. Send it to [e-mail] when you put your license plate number in there or your vin number and then put the miles. And then it'll decode that immediately and it'll say, upload pictures. Push upload pictures. Add 2, 3, 4 pics, push go. And it'll dump them to us. And we'll get right back with you.

[D]

Okay, thanks.

[B]

800-800-723-4. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. Be back in a moment of work. Oh, yeah, we're back. Back to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemetheven.com I think I could.

[D]

Speak for three hours without a phone call.

[C]

Try doing that sometime.

[B]

Call in 800-800-Rode.

[D]

He's got one of the biggest audiences.

[B]

In the history of the world. I mean, this guy is unbelievable. And now, senor Juan Clay Wolf. Thank you for that recommendation, Donald. That's pretty strong.

[C]

I've heard that. I just never heard him actually say it.

[B]

San Antonio, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What station are we on? Down there is the ticket. Is it AM or FM?

[D]

I forgot AM933.

[B]

Are you. Are you an avid listener to that station?

[D]

Yeah, I am. I just heard of your show and I started listening, working on Saturdays.

[B]

Cool. To all the. Do the other sport. Do the talk show host down there hate us? Do they rag on us? That happens sometimes. We start these little battles. It's fun. Okay, you got a 06 Ram 3/4 ton diesel with 160,000 miles mega cab SLT. So it's cloth.

[D]

Yes, sir.

[B]

So it's a 5, 9 Cummins and oh 6 because the 07 second half of 07 was last year. That average rough or clean?

[D]

Clean.

[B]

Is it stock or is it. Is it lifted? Is it ranch hands? Is it. Did you do anything to it?

[D]

Yeah, I got a ranch hand headache rack, ranch hand front bumper, 3 inch leveling kit with 35 inch tires, 4 inch turbo back exhaust with 6 in tip edge evolution programmer.

[B]

So where do you get that thing inspected since it's deleted?

[D]

It's not deleted because it never had EGR on it. It's the last.

[B]

That's right. You're right. You're exactly right.

[D]

Duh. Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I went to the dealerships down here and they didn't really want to offer me anything for it.

[B]

What'd they hit you at?

[D]

Like less than 10.

[B]

Okay. Right. I'm more than 10. I'm like 12, 13, maybe 14.

[D]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Does that work?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know. I just gotta. I'm just kind of putting my feelers out. I want a newer diesel. So what I should get for my truck and my payment, you know, you.

[B]

Can do an in and out. Just lock the deal down with us and then tell us who you're dealing with at the dealership and we'll do the in and out with the dealership you buy from so that you get the tax credit.

[D]

Okay.

[B]

All right. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Thank you, sir. Jim Fort Worth, TX oh7 Pontiac Solstice, 30,000 miles. Is it a GXP or is it the regular one?

[D]

What do you mean by gsc?

[B]

Gxp with some. It would say GXP on a decal on it. It's just a hot rod version of it. Okay. Did you buy it new?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

So it's oh seven solstices. The top work. Is everything in operational order?

[D]

Everything looks like brand new.

[B]

$6,000. Go to. Give me the vin.com. we can, we can pay you today. We can come. Yeah, we've got a check printer in Fort Worth, Texas, and we can do it right now.

[D]

I'll get back to you.

[B]

Yeah, just go the website, give me the vin.com. thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Anything? No, no, no. Jd. Thank you, thank you. You.

[C]

Yeah, you didn't say that.

[B]

Somebody called in and I need to. I need to kiss my wife's butt for a minute. Okay. Last week, I was like, I offended her. Last week on the air.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Can you believe that?

[C]

You offended your wife?

[A]

What'd you do?

[B]

Well, this has been going on for, like, 12 years. And I tell her not to listen. Just don't listen, please. But she listens to hear if I say something about her, and I'll be damned if it's, like, not crazy. Every time she tunes in is right the one time, either she's not telling me the truth that she listens to the whole thing twice, or she tunes in right When I say something, it happens, man. It's those Danish. I don't know, man. She. But, but, but I really like my old lady.

[C]

Yeah, you love her.

[B]

You're married, like, a whole lot.

[C]

You have a wonderful family.

[B]

Yeah. You're a cool dad. So if I ever say anything, I.

[A]

Really like my old lady.

[B]

No, I really, really do. I mean, we don't get here, I'll say it.

[C]

You love her.

[B]

We argue some.

[C]

Well, sure, everybody does.

[B]

When you've got four kids, you're going to argue.

[C]

Any married family, Any couple does.

[B]

But, But, I mean, honey, if I say something that's like, like negative, it's. It's. I'm. That's the oldest bit in the book. Bitching about your wife.

[C]

Sure, it goes back.

[B]

I mean, Johnny Carson, Archie Bunker, I mean, it's just like, doesn't. It's like the easiest comedy in the world to complain about your old lady.

[A]

Right, Right. What did you do? What did what?

[B]

Oh, somebody called in and it's like, you know, I've been trying to get something. Something done. I was like, yeah, I've been trying to get divorced for five years, and I bet it'll take you longer to get that price. It was just a stupid hit. It was a cheap shot joke.

[C]

There was even a comedy. Comedy team called the Bickersons that were on comedy radio many, many years ago. And that's what they did. They did that kind of humor.

[A]

Oh, yeah, the Lockhorns. If she does comedies, if she just.

[B]

Call in, everybody would love to hear from you.

[C]

I would love to hear from you.

[B]

Love to hear from you.

[E]

You want her to do it?

[C]

She's not gonna do it.

[B]

I know it. This has been going on for a long time, too. She just won't do it. But anyway, you need. You need to call in and introduce yourself to the audience.

[C]

Now she'll go, I didn't have the radio on this morning. What did you say? Say it to my face. I didn't hear it.

[B]

And I love the fact. I mean, it's such a good deal because, you know, a lot of guys out there have to support their wife, and I do, too. But four times a year, she gets a check from Abba because her mother's sister. No, her grandmother's sister is the hot chick from Abba Agathina. And she's got a trust set up for all the. For all the nieces and nephews and everything. And we get this Abichek. I say we. She gets it.

[C]

She gets it.

[B]

But. But you know that that's a good thing. How could you not love that?

[C]

It's a good kick.

[B]

I mean, she's stupid hot, and she has an Abichek. Right? And she's. Yeah, it's all good.

[C]

It's all good.

[B]

Dean, good morning. You're on there.

[C]

Good family.

[D]

Hello.

[B]

Hello, Dean.

[D]

Is this job?

[B]

Yeah. You're on the air.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Hey.

[D]

I just called in to say congratulations. I love your show. Spent more than 20 years in the business, and I still get a kick out of hearing these evaluations on people's vehicles. It still cracks me up.

[B]

They're never happy. The only time they're happy is when they've already entered the atmosphere of selling at wholesale. And they've been to this place and heard 10, and they told them to screw off, and they went to the next place and heard nine. And they're like, wow, that 10 didn't sound as bad. And then they call me and I say 11, and then they're like, okay, great. That's the only time they're happy. Because if I'm the first one to break the ice there, they ain't happy.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

You know that.

[D]

You know the truth about. You know the truth about the business. You've been in it long enough.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Only good deals when two people are happy. All right? When somebody buys a vehicle, a dealership, guess what? They're happy. Used car managers, happy. Sales is happy, Right?

[B]

Right.

[D]

Well, the rest of the time, when they hear that number, ain't none of them happy.

[B]

People don't believe that. I lose money on these cars. I lose so Much money on some, especially right now, since the market's been down.

[C]

Yeah, the concept is the door.

[B]

You're gonna make five grand on this car. Hang on, you. If I was gonna make five grand on this, why would I be hitting you at 10, right? Why wouldn't I say, okay, I'll give 14, right?

[D]

Right.

[B]

Or, hell, I'll give 14. Five. I'll work cheap. But, I mean, I'd love to make five grand on it. That'd be wonderful. Wonderful.

[D]

You're telling me the truth on the radio, that your company's average at 3 going through wholesale?

[B]

Yes. No, that's exactly what it is. And to tell you the truth, in this market this month, it hadn't even been that. And that doesn't even cover the overhead. We're gonna lose money this month.

[D]

You know, just listening to your show makes me wish I was back in the business again.

[B]

Don't miss it. Don't miss it. Don't miss it. All right. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

Lose money this month.

[B]

Bobbo Chris and Corpus Christi a Rav 4 and 18. I mean, all these Toyotas are expensive, but they hold their value pretty good. If I was you, I'd jack up another notch and get something a little bigger.

[D]

Okay. Thank you so much.

[B]

Sure. Thanks. Mm. I just. I like some room in a car. I don't like getting in the little car, but we're gonna review this badass Lexus next hour. What is that? Things 100 grander. We're not. I'm not gonna do it right now. If I wanted to do it right now, I'd say let's do it right now. Next hour, we're gonna review this badass Lexus. What is it called?

[E]

Alexis LC500.

[B]

What's MSRP on it?

[E]

$105,000.

[B]

Turley was big pimping this week, buddy.

[E]

You want to do it right now?

[B]

No. No, I don't. I don't know why you want to do it right now. I don't want to do.

[E]

Eager to talk about this.

[A]

He's excited about it.

[B]

Holy smokes. Go smoke a fat something, Right?

[C]

Like a bobo.

[A]

Deal.

[B]

Sound like Bobbo trying to work for a free bar tab, right? Well, okay, then.

[E]

I guess we could talk to Randy.

[B]

Hey, if somebody wants the restaurant publicized on this show and feed us breakfast every Saturday morning, go to [e-mail].

[E]

We can't say it like that.

[B]

I can. I can say whatever the hell I want. Hey, if you want. If you want us to talk about Your restaurant.

[C]

We.

[B]

You need to bring us breakfast every Saturday morning. It's my show. I can do whatever the hell I want. If I want to eat JD's breakfast burritos and talk about how good they.

[C]

Are, there are some federal rules about what we can say and what we can't say.

[B]

Well, I want to eat. I'm hungry.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And if somebody wants to publicize the restaurant, start bringing us food, and if it's good, we'll say it's great. We'll talk about it.

[C]

You'll get three squares a day in federal prison. Go right ahead.

[B]

Me and El Chapo. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. Oh, brandy.

[C]

Randy the Chipmunker. He is my little buddy. Come on up here, Bubba.

[D]

Hey, guys.

[B]

What's going on?

[C]

It's just a beautiful day, man. We're just waiting for spring and just having a good time. And it's raining a little bit.

[D]

Keep it there.

[C]

Why?

[D]

Keep it there.

[C]

Keep watching.

[D]

I thought I heard a cricket. Late winter.

[C]

A cricket?

[D]

I bet that we. Chipmunk. Look at late winter.

[C]

Totally different than you humans, I would imagine.

[B]

How.

[C]

How so?

[D]

Because I tell you, you hit right about into February. Oh, man, I'm starting to kind of miss bugs, you know?

[C]

Oh, you're missing bugs.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

When's the last time I seen a bug?

[C]

Well, they're dead. It's winter.

[D]

I mean, everybody knows, you know, chipmunks, we like to eat nuts. You know, we'll scrap around, get a little leftover burrito here. Yeah, there'll be a corny dog there.

[C]

Right?

[D]

But you know, sometimes when you get the sun shining on your face, Right? You out playing with the kids? Just running around the park.

[C]

In the park? Yeah.

[D]

Smoking a big old fatty?

[C]

No.

[D]

Sometimes you just. Just want to eat a bug, you know?

[C]

No.

[E]

Feel good?

[D]

Feels good.

[C]

You eat.

[A]

What kind of.

[C]

Which bugs do you like?

[D]

Well, not the big ones.

[C]

Not the big ones.

[D]

Yeah, they scare me. Yeah, there's some. Now, believe this or not, there's some bugs I will not eat.

[C]

Like what?

[D]

Even. Even? Well, like. Like a June bug.

[C]

You won't eat a June bug?

[D]

No, they kind of freak me out.

[C]

They freak me out, too. They. Their little feet stick to your fingers.

[D]

June bugs are okay, but they're crunchy.

[C]

Oh, they are crunchy.

[D]

You don't want a lot of that. A little bit like a. Like an ant. That's okay. This little bit of crunch. Little bit crunch. Okay. I tell you what. If you can get a wasp after it's already dead.

[B]

That'S good. Eating there.

[D]

And I heard this cricket out. Hold on a sec.

[B]

There's no cricket.

[C]

Get off.

[D]

This first cricket I had since December.

[C]

That one's been dead since December.

[D]

Happy Yom Kippur.

[C]

Sorry to see you, buddy.

[D]

Hey, tell you what, you see any bugs?

[C]

No, I don't see any bugs.

[D]

Give me a call.

[C]

I'll call you. Okay, we'll do it. All right.

[D]

All right.

[E]

All right.

[C]

Thank you, Matthew.

[B]

What was that?

[C]

That was the strangest time.

[B]

All right, our number five coming up next.

[A]

Five.

[B]

Number five coming up. We're gonna lose Dallas, Houston. Jump over to 97.5 of the station. It covers a lot of the Houston and it has hour number five. Everybody else, go to the stream@john claywolf.com or grab the podcast at 1 o' clock central. We'll be back next Saturday for those of you who miss. And hour number five next. From the Wolf Radio Studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf Show. Well, I just got out of jail. I need to get control of my life. Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[A]

You didn't steal a monkey, did you?

[D]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What's the name of this song? I know the song. I don't know the name.

[A]

Over the Mountain.

[B]

Okay. Makes sense. It's a good tune.

[A]

Pretty sure that's from Die of a Madman, right, Buster?

[B]

Is your name really buster?

[D]

I went by that all my whole life.

[B]

Really. Okay, so that's.

[D]

Yes, a lot. A lot better than William.

[B]

Did you live in Burleson all your life?

[D]

I was raised in Riverside area. Fort Worth.

[B]

Are you Mexican?

[D]

Hell, no.

[B]

Well, Riverside's very, very Hispanic. Well, true blue Texan. I didn't ask you from Mexico. It's just a very Hispanic side of town.

[D]

Back in the day, it was an upscale white neighborhood, if you know what I mean.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's still good folks over there. I got a lot of friends over there. He's not a hater. He's a Texas excuse. I'm 46. You're a rich old white guy that, that, that. That drives. Did you buy this car new?

[D]

Actually, I'm the. I'm the third owner, but the guy I bought it from didn't have it very long. Yeah, and it's. It's immaculate car. I've never. I've owned it for about six years. It's never been drove in the rain or, you know, it's always been garage its whole life.

[B]

Mm.

[D]

So it's kind of a weekend driving car. There's Nothing wrong with it. I'm moving out of state up to Oklahoma on some property I have, and I'm not gonna drive it.

[B]

You're making fun of Riverside and you're going to Oklahoma. No offense, but he's from Oklahoma.

[D]

No, no, no, no. Southeastern Oklahoma. You ever been there?

[C]

Durant went to college there.

[F]

No.

[D]

Well, north. North, northeast of Duran, about 90 miles, kind of up there in the mountains by Talahima Drive.

[B]

It's a mountain.

[C]

Are you gonna go skiing Tishmingo, that area?

[B]

You gonna go hang out with Blake Shelton?

[D]

Y'.

[F]

All.

[D]

Y' all need to get out and start driving around the metroplex.

[B]

Hey, you're gonna get pissed when you hear about what I'll pay for this car because I know what these cars cost new and what they were costing used. And you are not gonna like. 12 does not have. What he's got is a 06 SL 600 with 60, 000 miles, but it's 12 cylinder. I mean, the car cost a fortune new. Absolute fortune.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

And.

[D]

And, yeah, I did.

[B]

Yeah, I know. It's probably 15 grand, right?

[D]

I don't like that number.

[B]

I know you don't. I know, I know.

[D]

That's a. That's a wholesale number. That's just.

[B]

All right, all right, all right. 800.

[C]

You need to get out and drive around a little bit.

[B]

We're going from Riverside to Oak Cliff. Everybody got their flag jackets on.

[C]

Yikes.

[B]

Tony, good morning. Hey. Is Oak Cliff. I've heard that it's been rejuvenated. I have not been through there in a while. Is it. Is it. Has it come a long way in the past 10 years?

[D]

Oh, they sure have, man. So I just sold a little two bedroom, one bath, 836 square foot house for $125,000.

[E]

Really? The hipsters like that area?

[C]

They love it.

[B]

Turley's about half hipster.

[D]

I tell people Oak Cliff ain't that bad. I only been shot once.

[C]

It's got a lot of cool.

[B]

It used to be that bad. Is that Dallas Carter school district? I don't know.

[E]

No, that's.

[D]

I went to Sunset high.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. 15 challenger with 27, 000 miles orange, which is a six or an eight. Is an RT or an SRT. What have you got?

[D]

It's a basic model, but it's just looks like a hellcat because of the decals and the rims. It's just a V6.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

27, 000 miles.

[B]

27 or 47?

[D]

27.

[B]

Okay. That's good. Miles. Is it leather? Cloth? It's cloth sticker automatic.

[D]

It's an automatic but it has a shifter on the floor there, you know.

[B]

Yeah. Wait. Yeah, yeah.

[D]

I'm sure you say treats a head turner man. Everybody, everybody wants to pull up and race me, you know, like I said, it looks like a hellcat but it's.

[B]

Just a hell but it ain't. That's what she said. I I 20 I like the miles I like the miles I like the miles I like. 18 grand. 18 grand. 18 grand. Go to give me the vin.com. load it up 18 grand. His money 800. 800. 723-48-4 of calling number so we covered monkey's basis. We've covered the Kiss concert. We've covered Ace Frehley got screwed. What is the latest with that bone with Ace Fraley? Did he ever sue?

[A]

No, no. And I think he still gets a little something something since that, you know, they reunited like in that was it late 90s, I don't know with Ace and. And Peter. Chris actually in the band playing on the tour and they never did that again. When they went into the Rock and Roll hall of Fame a few years ago, neither Ace nor Peter were there really. So.

[B]

Yeah. Hey, I see a sound bite here. It says women. Woman flips out of a restaurant manager speaking Spanish.

[A]

Oh yeah, that's. That's hard to take. It comes about good in the end.

[C]

It's about once a week, doesn't it somewhere.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

What's wrong with Spanish? I was learning. They started teaching us Spanish in kindergarten and I was born in 72.

[E]

I think it's. Well, he listened here.

[B]

English is the hard first time. So you need to speak English.

[D]

I'm sorry about you.

[B]

Well, I'm sorry about you too.

[A]

So now it's a use because what.

[B]

I look do you see? That's the problem.

[D]

I don't have any problem with your mind. I don't have any problem with the way you look.

[B]

I don't have any problem with the way you look. I'm a US citizen.

[F]

What is your problem?

[D]

I don't have any. What is your problem?

[B]

Angry old white. It's her problem. This man takes care of me.

[F]

You're going to get out of here.

[D]

You're going to talk like that to him. Don't get out here.

[B]

Shut up.

[D]

Don't talk to these people like these. They're good people.

[F]

Don't do that.

[E]

I lived in California, so you know.

[B]

Hey, explain it. I can say this.

[C]

You know my country.

[A]

So the cook comes out of the back and says, hey, this guy takes good care of me, you know, you're not going to talk to him like that. It was the manager who spoke Spanish and not to the lady just within earshot, you know, and she's just one of those people. I don't know.

[C]

I don't either.

[A]

You know, you don't get a little. Do you feel a little uneasy when somebody.

[C]

Time I see a video like that just makes me sad.

[A]

Do you feel a little uneasy sometimes when you're maybe alone in public and you, you see people looking at you and they're speaking Spanish and they're kind of laughing? That happened anybody else?

[B]

You know, I just don't like that tone. I mean that, that whole racist hate crap.

[A]

Right.

[B]

You know, you can hate on people that are sorry people and in every race and ethnicity there's. They hate each other. Yeah, I mean there's plenty of segments. I mean if you're a sorry bastard, you're a sorry bastard no matter what color you are, where you came from. But there's plenty of good ones. And she's got that, she's got that. Just because that guy's speaking in Spanish. Shut up. Yeah, this is a negative effect of Trump and I'm not banging on Trump, but he's got some people to raise. All this wall talk, which I believe in. Yeah. But it's brought out a lot of closet racism and hatred. It's a distance.

[A]

It hasn't made it fashionable, but it's made it almost acceptable to some types.

[B]

Yeah, right.

[A]

But those types.

[C]

Some types, right. And they're crazy people.

[A]

Yeah, but it's a little more acceptable now to them.

[B]

I know more sorry ass white people than any other.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

You probably know more white people than.

[B]

Any other who stole our wheels on our truck the other day. I don't know. White guy. Did you hear about that?

[E]

No.

[B]

Biggs bought that big lifted truck and it came in and then the customer swapped the wheels out after we bought the deal. White cowboy. I mean, you know, that's what really happened.

[A]

A human did the language thing though. People really human gotta get over because like it's nothing but helpful, especially in our part of the world here in Texas to learn a little Spanish and.

[B]

Then immediately you should be fluent. Nobody realized he did it. So they start blaming the drivers or the auction people. And you know, a lot of those lower wage people are different ethnicities. They start playing, giving them hell, really. When we bowled down, it was the white guy with the brand new diesel truck that stole his own Wheels and brought him into us and lifted them and just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 8008-0072-3480-0811.

[C]

People aren't anything.

[B]

Hey, you know what, though?

[C]

That's not true. There's this guy in California, these. These California drug dealers. Actually, it's just kind of a funny story. You know how people come up with apps all the time? This guy's name is Colin Howard. He made a new app, and it got very popular. It was called Banana Plug, which was available. He even got it put on the Apple.

[B]

Sounds like something you would get at the adult store.

[C]

Banana Plug was not in the adult store at all, actually. It was kind of meant for adults, though.

[B]

Old butt plug. J.D. ryan.

[C]

The motto was, we have what you want. So you figured the guy.

[B]

Oh, it's too bad. I know.

[C]

That was very good.

[A]

So we'll go back.

[C]

Colin Howard came up with this app. Even got it put in the Apple Store. And it's to sell weed, cocaine, mushrooms, and other drugs. We have audio actually here from this.

[D]

I mean, I'm not surprised that someone's done this, but it is definitely extreme.

[E]

That's the first time I've heard of someone actually making an app to, like.

[D]

Promote their drug business.

[E]

I don't know.

[B]

That just sounds silly to me.

[E]

Putting up posters all around campus, like.

[B]

Come buy drugs for me. Yeah.

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

We would have rather seen him do research on cancer or gaming or something else that would have been positive in the world. He is no longer a student on our campus.

[E]

How did he get that? Applaud.

[C]

But how do you get it approved, by the way, the Banana Plug. Since John wanted to know, the school's mascot is Banana Slug, and the name plug is for drug dealer.

[B]

What is a Banana Slug?

[C]

Banana Slug is. Well, the Banana Slug.

[A]

Is there a big yellow slug?

[C]

Yeah, big yellow slug. It says bug. It was their mascot.

[B]

I'm confused.

[E]

What a terrible mascot.

[C]

Horrible mascot.

[B]

Was it some juco out in Wyoming?

[A]

No, no. You see him crawling up the interior walls of mobile homes all the time.

[B]

Oh, the bug. The Bug. I thought about the fruit Banana Slug.

[E]

No, but that's their mascot.

[B]

That's their mascot.

[E]

That is terrible.

[B]

Where is this?

[C]

California. Where else? UC Santa Cruz.

[B]

Hey, Bakersfield.

[C]

UC Santa Cruz.

[B]

Santa Cruz.

[C]

University of California, Santa Cruz. It's not even. And it's not.

[B]

Speaking of places that are worthless. Someone thinks that Montana is worthless and they're wanting to sell it to Canada.

[C]

I've heard all about this. Yeah, someone started their petition and it's kind of catching. Catching fire. Montana's gorgeous, but some people haven't been there, so they think, wait, who uses Montana? We're not using it. Selling people for $1 trillion and then they use that money to pay off the national debt. Obviously it is a joke, but a reporter in Edmonton asked Canadians what they think about the idea buy Montana, but.

[B]

Canada should buy Montana. Yeah, I'm okay with that. How alike are Montanans to Alburdans? If they're similar, sure. Yes.

[D]

Why not?

[B]

Lots of enthusiasm there. Why? I don't know. Montana seems pretty cool.

[D]

I saw a bit of that on Twitter. I think that's a great idea. I've been there. I love Montana.

[B]

I don't know. I don't know how much, like, you know, estate costs. I don't think we should have to pay. They should just want to willingly join us. Do you think we should offer the.

[D]

US to take Montana? Montana over nothing.

[B]

We should just take it.

[D]

Just take it.

[A]

Is that the following podcast could contain adult language.

[B]

Your beaver gets some mon and or downright.

[A]

That means unless you're 18 years of age or older.

[C]

A committee in the Montana House of Representatives really did put this to a vote.

[A]

So turn it off now.

[B]

Generally opposing the sale of Montana to Canada. I'm thinking stuff like whereases. Like, whereas we don't know the Canadian national anthem after the first two words. Thank you, Mr. Chair. What about those of us who would like more maple syrup, better tea and free health care? You can vote against it, Representative Karjala. Or you could move.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

And there's still an option to move to Canada.

[D]

We wouldn't take that away.

[B]

Okay. We would need a 75% of the committee to authorize staff to begin working on this draft. All in favor of authorizing a House resolution opposing the sale of Montana to Canada, say aye.

[C]

Seriously?

[B]

Oppose. Say nay. Take off 15 to 5. The motion carries, people.

[C]

And you wonder why nothing gets done.

[E]

Five people voted.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Well, they were. I think they were being very tongue in cheek, of course.

[B]

But, you know, that's funny.

[A]

Ah, we don't know what to do.

[B]

Speaking of, like, buying and taking places, I've been watching. I've watched Narcos again, like the past two weeks. The Pablo Escobar one, you know, because at the end, the Mexican narcos. Have you seen that?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Okay. So it's great. It's great. And then it leads into El Chapo. So that's going to be the next season.

[C]

Those two different shows, the Mexican.

[B]

So there's Narcos there's four seasons. Four seasons. One and two is Pablo. Okay. Three is Cali cartel, which replaced Pablo when he died. Okay, four is Mexico narcos, which is a whole nother story. But the guy that got it all rolling went down to Colombia and made a deal with Pablo and started bringing mule and the coke through Tijuana. And it just got as deadly as Columbia. It's great story, that dude. And you know, they say El Chapo's this and he's like Pablo and he was a lot like. But Pablo's cool, man. Pablo Escobar's a nut.

[C]

Cool on the show.

[B]

He's showy. Yeah, Pablo's. Pablo's not very showy.

[E]

I mean, Pablo was showy, he was flashy.

[B]

That's what Pablo was, showy. El Chapo.

[E]

No, no. Well, that's why he lasted a Lamborghini.

[C]

He's a little showy.

[B]

No, Pablo's very sure. I had it screwed up. I'm sorry. El Chapo drove crappy cars, I guess because he raised in Mexico and he's.

[C]

Used to crappy cars to be below the radar.

[E]

Yeah, that's what it was.

[A]

Four feet tall.

[B]

Pablo had good taste. El Chapo does not. You said jacket that El Chapo wears. I mean, come on, man.

[E]

Yeah, that. You've seen the prison photos. He's got that really bad mustache too. Really bad.

[B]

Pablo was a pimp. Yeah, but he was a deadly son of. So this crazy bastard. I'll actually, I don't have enough time. I'll walk you through the Pablo Escobar story, my version of the facts. Quickly, in a minute when we come back, because we're running out of time, but God, it was good. I mean, if you haven't watched narcos do this crazy bastard, I. I don't know if they'll ever, ever. I mean, El Chapo doesn't hold in a candle to this some that we know of.

[E]

We don't know the whole story of El Chapo. That hasn't all come out yet.

[B]

From a money point of view, maybe, but from a pimp. No, no, Pablo was a pimp. My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio. I'm the Pablo Escobar of the car business. By asking me to sell you a car? I said that to somebody the other day, hey, man, can you get me a Suburban? And I was like, that's like asking Pablo Escobar for a bump of cocaine. Like, dude, I got more. I don't know what we've got thousands of cars flying everywhere. I don't have time to stop and sell you one and let you tell me why the blinker goes dink, dink, dink instead of dog dog taking a.

[C]

Drink from the fire hose.

[B]

We'll be back in a minute.

[A]

On his wife's birthday card, he wrote, back in high school, you had long legs and big boobs. Now you've got long boobs and big legs, but I still love you. Happy 35th. She's 29. He drinks so often and heavily that many of his friends and acquaintances confuse his red face color with a good tan. His best pal stole him a carton of BC powders for his 40th birthday. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like Tall boy. Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[D]

Damn. You beat the hell out of Carmax. That's for sure.

[C]

They hated me first.

[B]

Hit him up right now. 1-800-800-RODE. This is the John Clay Wolf Show. So I want to finish my thought on Pablo Escobar.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

So this guy starts running drugs. And he said he sends them to America, right? Cocaine. And it starts blowing up and all. Everybody knows that story. Sure. And then he's got such big balls. He runs for. He. He wants to be legitimate. He's rich. He wants to be legitimate. He's tired of people calling him a drug dealer. He's not a drug dealer.

[F]

No.

[B]

Right.

[E]

He's helping the people is what he believes.

[A]

He's a wholesaler.

[B]

Shot over the right. Shot over the bass. So he runs for political office, but he doesn't run. He has you, J.D. run. Of course, the Senate, whatever it was. And he's the alternate. He's the vice there. They do it like the Beto Cruz deal, Right. Would have had their alternates in there, too.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

So the second that his guy won.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Which they.

[C]

Because people might vote for me, but they're never gonna vote for you.

[B]

But.

[E]

But.

[B]

And they also rigged the. No, that was the president's election.

[C]

Him.

[B]

So the second the guy won, he announced. Like that day, I thank you for voting me into the Colombian Senate.

[E]

I'm out.

[C]

I resign because I don't want to be killed tomorrow.

[B]

So he goes to the first Senate meeting, and they're like, you're not supposed to be here. You're a drug dealer. We don't want you here. He leaves and he bombs the place.

[C]

Well, yeah, you have to.

[B]

He bombed. Bombed it'd be like going to Washington and bombing the Pentagon.

[C]

Okay, that's fine for you.

[B]

And that's where all this crazy starts. Because they insulted him.

[C]

Yep.

[A]

Well, he was just shy of a Bond villain, really, wasn't he?

[B]

He really, really was. And then, I mean, it's a terrible death story, but it's just amazing that it actually took place. And. And then he has more ammunition and more military power than the military, so he takes on the government, and he basically gets control of the country in a roundabout way. And he pays everybody off from soup to nuts, high to low. I mean, if he was worth 5 billion or 2, whatever billion it is, he paid that much in bribes. He controlled the whole damn country.

[C]

What's a little creepy, going to Mexico. And I know there's people, that there's all kinds of safe places to go in Mexico, so don't start. But you see the cops, and some of them are on the take, and some of them are not. You don't know who's who. They all have different uniforms.

[A]

It's still a third world economy.

[C]

It is indeed.

[B]

So finally, to get everybody. Shut up. And the deal he made with the police president.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Who. His guys were also on the take that. Hey, hey, Pablo. We got to do something, man. Right. So the US is going to come blow us all up if we don't do something. Okay. Build me a jail. Build me a jail, right? No, hang on. Let me take that. I'll build me a jail. Here's a great, beautiful place. Beautiful view. I'll build myself a jail. We'll all be in there. No government officials, police, military can be within three miles of it.

[F]

Not allowed.

[B]

I'll pay the guards. Sure. It's so. So it's a country. Hookers and I mean, it was. It was a hotel and the damnedest thing. It's just. You just got to watch the show. The. The X's and the O's of putting this together. It's just unbelievable that it actually took place Anyway, and then the Chapo story is very similar.

[C]

Is it really?

[B]

Very, very, very, very similar.

[C]

We learned, and we repeat.

[B]

So I do think it's a great idea that all this money that was generated between all these clans, and now they've got Chapo take his money and put it towards the wall. Because that's really what this wall's about.

[C]

Sure, it is.

[B]

It really is.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I mean, there's a. I mean, yes, immigration and this and that, but, but, but so much of the bad is coming from the drug trade.

[C]

Sure, most of it.

[B]

Most of it, yeah. So just, I mean, if the guy's got a billion and you can seize or two, just put it to the wall. It all makes sense. Actually, lay off of him a little bit and give him some break inside while he's inside and have him help you.

[E]

Why don't we.

[B]

Did you ever see the. Catch me. Catch me if you can't catch me. If you can bring him in, they caught him.

[E]

You could beef up the drug trafficking, like dea, stuff like that. Because they're gonna find a way in. I mean, they, that's. The wall's not gonna stop. I'm sorry. It ain't gonna stop them. They can go under, they can do through air traffic. I mean, they're gonna find a way. So why don't we beef up surveillance, stop.

[B]

That's what.

[E]

Because that's the biggest thing to stop anything of type of trafficking. You have technology over them, you think? Because. Yeah, they ain't gonna stop.

[A]

It's a funny deal. You know, the thing is, they could get that wall built without declaring, you know, maybe, maybe not emergency. Okay. Elections have consequences. Donald Trump won that election, okay? They controlled the Senate and the House, not by majority, but both, you know, for the first two years of his presidency. They could have got that done. They could have gotten that done.

[B]

I agree.

[A]

You know, declaring an emergency over and saying while you're declaring the emergency that I don't have to do this, but I just want to do it faster. Well, that pretty much means it's not an emergency, doesn't it?

[B]

Yeah. I have no problem with the wall. I mean, there's walls all over the world. There's borders. Border. I mean, you know, the argument about, you know, your ranch or your house, why do you put a fence up? I mean, it's. Come on now, it's not that far fetched. And there's big walls in, in South Texas and in Southern California. I mean, why do they have reason?

[A]

A lot of. Lot of cattle raisers, though, down around $5 billion.

[B]

Sounds like a lot of money. Because it is. But on this scale it's not. I mean, I. And just look at what that government shutdown cost. This, this company. It was a lot. Yeah, yeah. And think about what it cost. I mean, there was a lot more. That this government shutdown put a ripple effect in the economy and the retail side of it and the consumer confidence. People really aren't talking about that much. Wall street didn't show up, but I damn sure felt it. And a lot of Other people damn sure felt it.

[C]

It's not about 5 billion. That's nothing on the scale of what we do as a country.

[B]

No, nothing. No, it's not. You know, people that are worth it?

[C]

That. Yes, nothing.

[B]

You might not know him personally, but.

[A]

That'S a lot of the division in the country.

[B]

My neighbor's worth that. Wow. Bass.

[C]

Yeah, Bass.

[B]

He's worth it. Yeah, he lives right down the street over there. He lives a mile from the studio.

[C]

I bet they don't even lock Bass hall at night.

[B]

Yeah, I, I, I just don't see. It's more of a Donald Trump shouldn't be the president argument than the wall.

[A]

Yeah, people don't know how to lose an election anymore.

[C]

Everybody loved him until he was president.

[A]

Sometimes you lose elections.

[B]

I'm not gonna say Everybody loved him, David. 06 Lexus is 350. What year was yours, Charlie? Money? Three.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. Is 350 with 124. How many miles were on yours when we sold it? About that.

[E]

45. Got it with like 20 something.

[B]

Oh, really?

[E]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Boy.

[B]

David, you there?

[D]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

06 Lexi is 350 with a buck and a quarter. Is it worth five grand? Is that right? Six grand? Five. Six grand.

[D]

I think that's pretty close to what we're looking at.

[B]

Go to give me the VIN. Givemetheven.com and load it up and we'll take a look and verify and get you an offer letter in your hand. Thank you, sir. 800-800-7234. Good morning, Arkansas. We never talked to you guys, man.

[E]

No kidding.

[C]

But we love you.

[B]

We have some avid listeners in Arkansas. If you're in Arkansas and you listen to the show, give us a call. 800, 800. Give us a shout out. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. If it comes with a good Oklahoma joke, that would be good also. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Cool car alert. Yep, yep, yep. Do it.

[E]

Cool car alert.

[B]

Let me hit it. Someday.

[F]

Now.

[B]

Now it's time for the ride of the week.

[D]

Oh, boy.

[B]

So they made Lexus, made an lfa coupe about 10 years ago, and it was like $400,000. And they sold, I don't know, 50 of them or 20 of them or something like that. We offered 300 grand on one about a year ago. It's a supercar. So what they did is they came back from and made a production car that looks like that. And it's called an LC500. It's not I, I Turley. Was it crazy? Fasters fast. It's just fast.

[E]

It's 471 horsepower. It reminds me of those who've driven a Cadillac ctsv.

[B]

It's that fast to you?

[E]

Very similar to it.

[B]

It's, it's for that it's much wider and heavier. Yeah.

[E]

I don't know if. I don't. It feels the same. It's like driving a Cadillac. And I mean it's. I think it's a little bit more pickup. Better on the turns too. Very good on the turns. But it gives you that. If you're 35 and up and you know, you know, I want to drive.

[B]

A sports car, I want to spend a hundred thousand.

[E]

Yeah. But I want to comfort too, you know. It gives you all that.

[B]

I can tell you this. If you go dump a hunsky on this thing and you call into this show 10 years later, you're going to like your end of the deal a lot more than if you dropped a hunsky on a Benz or a Beamer. I agree, like 50% more.

[E]

I think that, yeah, they're going to hold the value. Value just similar because the ctsvs hold value too. I think it's going to be right up in line that. But in the import side, those damn.

[B]

I mean, like this guy with the V12 Mercedes is amazing. John in Arkansas. Good morning.

[D]

Hey, what's going on?

[B]

Not much. Glad to know you're out there. We're on the keg up there. Yeah, we are, we are, we are, we are. How's the chicken farming today?

[D]

It's, you know, raining and you know, guess a little bit. Sunshine, wind blowing, all that good stuff.

[B]

Been out farming the chickens. Heading to the Walmart here in a minute.

[C]

Just a couple minutes.

[B]

Gonna go buy the brown bag. When I was in Arkansas last time they sell beer. There's a convenience store they sell beer in a jug.

[C]

How can they do that?

[B]

They do, don't they? Tell me.

[D]

It's a growler.

[E]

Growler.

[B]

It's a growler.

[C]

Growler of beer.

[B]

And what is it? What would a growler set a brother back. How much is a growler and how many ounces is growler?

[D]

I think it's. If you get a big one, I think it's like 64 ounces.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Growler is a glass, ceramic, plastic or stainless steel jug used to transport draft beer. There you is.

[B]

See?

[C]

I'll be dar.

[B]

John.

[D]

There you go.

[B]

John, if, if you would grab us a growler and send it to us and that. And we'll talk about it on there. I need. You know me, I'm an old beer head from way back. Four pints.

[C]

Four pints.

[B]

Thanks for calling in, Gerald in Arkansas.

[D]

Hey.

[B]

Hey. Hey.

[D]

How you doing?

[B]

Good.

[D]

Wanna hear my Arkansas, My Oklahoma joke?

[B]

Yes. But you can't say the F bomb. You know, the seven dirty words you can't say. Okay. It's all you. Yeah, it's all you. Hit it.

[D]

What do you call a Oklahoma pallbearer?

[B]

What?

[D]

Karaoke.

[B]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Karaoke.

[C]

Karaoke.

[B]

That's pretty clean. Cute. That's pretty clean. Pretty clean. My name is John Claywolf by car storage. I'll be right back.

[D]

And now back to the John Clay.

[B]

Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com. hit him up right now. 1-800-this-the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

That was cool.

[B]

And if you're in Oklahoma and like to make an Arkansas joke or even a Texas joke, that's fine, too. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. We heard some good ones during the break, as always. We're working on it. Dustin from the buyer's room just sent me a link to a Cadillac Coupe de ville. Like a 77.

[E]

I want another one.

[B]

Well, what happened? It's in. It's in Pennsylvania. So you know it's got rust on it. Yeah. Now when you say another one. Did we have one we didn't like?

[E]

Well, didn't you have one?

[B]

Remember we had that convertible?

[E]

You don't remember Just a couple weeks.

[B]

Ago, that was a Lincoln town car.

[E]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[B]

That's right. Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

I gave 800 for it and it sold for nine. I lost my shipping and my selfie and my bifi.

[A]

No.

[B]

How do you lose a thousand dollars on a 800 car? Just follow me around. Unbelievable. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[C]

I saw you driving a Bentley. I know you're rich.

[B]

There's a. There's. I was until I sold that one to Artie.

[C]

Right.

[B]

MMR dropped $20,000 in 45 days.

[C]

That's seriously unbelievable.

[B]

What happened is Bentley sold a bunch of those cars in California on red light. That were problems for them.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

So it whacked out mmr.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Yeah. So they sold bad ones. So they went into the market. They went into that mass and it brought it down from 112, 000 to 92, 000. Oh, it's like the index. Yeah, I had 108 in mind and sold it for 96 to already.

[C]

Ouch.

[B]

How.

[C]

Yeah, that sucker, right?

[B]

Screw those things. The. The Brit is. The Rolls is in the. In the. In the. The British stuff. The big heavy British stuff. It's way I learned the.

[C]

I had an MG that was be my last British car.

[B]

Yeah, they can't make cars they couldn't make. They need to grab some Orientals, turn on the windshield wipers, just dump me.

[C]

And the radio would go off.

[B]

Did you dump me for that?

[E]

No, I didn't. I'm waiting for you to go where you're going here.

[B]

They need to grab some of these, these hand these, these massage people down in Florida and bring them over to Britain and help them build these cars. Chinese people, Japanese people can build cars very well, and they need to bring some of those into the Rolls factory and up their game, man. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental race. So does BMW. Those Germans are so damn arrogant, they don't realize that their stuff breaks.

[A]

Now, is it just Chinese and Japanese people or Oriental?

[C]

Don't add to it.

[B]

Is Oriental. Correct statement. No, no, no.

[A]

Asians, they're Laotians and Koreans and the Chinese.

[C]

Y' all still know we're on the air? Yes.

[B]

Koreans make better cars than British.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

I've seen a couple Kias the last six months that have been pretty impressive.

[B]

But the engine sludge on Kia is bad.

[E]

Has British ever made a good car?

[B]

No, they make some pretty cool.

[C]

I'm not kidding. You literally did the. Did the turn signals and the radio went off. I'm not kidding.

[B]

Yeah, well, do you remember that Aston Martin you were driving?

[A]

Who makes that?

[B]

I'm sure it's Britain.

[E]

So as we rank our.

[B]

How to rank?

[C]

Your mother just don't make good cars.

[E]

The Japanese. The what? The best?

[B]

Yes, for sure.

[E]

American second.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Third.

[B]

Germans, but German. Okay, well, we've got two. Two categories, new and old. True.

[A]

Right, Right.

[B]

Yeah. So German has the best car new, in my opinion.

[C]

Okay.

[E]

Doesn't last the longest, though.

[B]

No. American and Japanese have. The. Have the legs. They'll make the long haul. Okay, Japanese more so than American, but Americans really improved. I mean, General Motors, you know, a 5, 3 engine with the. The running gear they have on those things, they'll make it 200, 250,000 miles.

[E]

Now, the Koreans, what about that?

[B]

They're a little. They're good for a buck twenty on the clock. Where. Where Jap cars will make it buck 80 on the clock. I say a buck 80 on the clock is the same as a. On a jack car. Is the same as a buck 20 on the clock on a Korean car.

[E]

Better than the Brits though.

[B]

A buck 20 on a Korean car is like 40,000 miles on a. On a limey car. What? What's so fun?

[E]

It's just amazing. We're ranking the.

[C]

Letting you go. We're just letting you go.

[B]

He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's the accidental race. But the limey cars are the prettiest at. On the shelf.

[C]

You could say Britain.

[B]

Whatever. Kenneth and Abilene. Good morning, Kenneth.

[D]

Good morning.

[B]

Hey. Hey. A 13 Sierra with 64 wheel drive, crew cab, halfton, half ton.

[D]

Yes sir.

[B]

Leather, cloth. Well, I mean like when the Americans like get imported radios from Britain, they break. Yeah, they do. Yeah, when they make side deals. Look at the Cadillac Elante.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

What a disaster that was. That was the s. The guy that engineered it's Pitifarina, the Italian. You know, and Ferrari and all that's great. But the things wouldn't last. They break down. They had to screw. They screwed the whole warranty system up for Cadillac and it actually screwed the brand name up. Okay, Kenneth, back to you.

[E]

Wait, so the Italians are better than the Brits too?

[B]

The Italians are a lot better than the Brits. But you better have a damn ASC certified brother in law that can keep something running. I bought a Porsche. No, a Ferrari 360 with 30,000 miles on it. And it shows up the other day in limp mode.

[C]

What's that mean?

[B]

It means it's like shut down.

[C]

Okay?

[B]

If I didn't have a ten thousand dollar scan computer on it, it would have cost me three grand to get it fixed. It was a stupid censor. Freaking Italians. God almighty. Kenneth and Abilene, back to you. You got a good old American truck. On a scale of 1 to 10, how pretty is she?

[D]

It's pretty good. I got a little thing on the right passenger side on the bed. It's got a little crease in it where it backed into a pole. But that's.

[B]

I would rather have drunk Kenneth's whiskey dent on his truck and know what I'm getting into than buy a limey car with a O2 sensor on.

[F]

I agree.

[B]

Because you get into an O2 sensor on a Jag.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

This could be a three thousand dollar ordeal. You know, Kenneth got drunk and backed into a pole.

[C]

Exactly. What happened?

[B]

It's gonna cost 600 to fix it, right? We know that.

[C]

In and out.

[B]

Done Back to you, Kenneth.

[D]

No. Somebody parked in my driveway crooked.

[F]

Not backed into this.

[B]

Right. It's the same thing. I mean, after three beers, who hadn't done it?

[A]

I back.

[B]

I. I had a couple beers under my belt and I backed my Lexus into a damn tree the other day at my kids ball game. Stuff happens. But you know what it cost to fix it?

[A]

It's a finite value.

[B]

All right, Kenneth. I think it's a 15 grand. Yeah. Go to. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. I'd like to buy it. John in Arkansas. Good morning.

[E]

A lot of Arkansas today.

[D]

Yeah, hey, it's me again. We talked about the growlers a second ago.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I just wanted to. Just want to throw a little plug in there and, and say thank you for not being.

[B]

John. Obviously we dumped that out. Start over so they can hear what you're saying.

[C]

Can't say the F word.

[D]

Do that. Let's do that. That's good.

[B]

Take two.

[D]

Take two. Because I'm from Arkansas and we're a little bit sideways.

[A]

No kidding.

[B]

Go ahead.

[D]

I just wanted to say I appreciate you being able to speak off the top of your head and, and you know, and this, all this whole PC jargon, the politically correct stuff is honestly nonsense. I thank you for being able to just speak off the. The top of of your head. You don't have any animosity, nothing hateful. You just. You talk like a normal person. You just. You're just real. And people get offended by that. Guess what? You got a radio knob. Change the dadgum channel.

[B]

Have you ever heard people like we're talking about. Whoever the people are, whatever segment talk about us? They're worse. Have you ever heard blacks talk about Mexicans or Mexicans talk about other Mexicans? I mean, they go off. Completely go off.

[D]

Oh, no, they do.

[C]

It's the.

[B]

It's the most entertaining commentary you'll ever hear in your life. If I could speak Spanish, I would listen to Spanish radio. If there was like a smack talker on. On that deal. Because it would be wonderful. Thank you for calling.

[E]

Well, don't we have a feminist that hates you too? I mean, it's. It's all areas.

[B]

Player.

[E]

Play the whole thing here.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. So in what setup? Play the commercial.

[E]

We only got three minutes.

[B]

Do the commercial. My dad said, I got the commercial. I'll play that.

[E]

But we only have three minutes though, left in the show. Well, then here's the commercial. We can talk about it.

[B]

You know, my old man always told me all I need Is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So I built a company around that principle. Okay, you can stop there. So we. We. This lady heard this commercial in Austin of all places. Of course it was Austin. I believe that was the case. And I'm dying to be offended.

[A]

Austin, San Antonio.

[B]

Okay. Well, she was probably driving through Austin or commuting, but she. She. She sent us some hate mail. And I had Bobbo call her back and told him to record it. And he was supposed to be funny, but Bobbo didn't have his funny bone turned on her. She wouldn't let him be. And you can hear some of the clip.

[F]

Hello?

[A]

Hello, is this Trish?

[D]

Yes. Can I ask who's calling?

[A]

My name is Bobbo. I work for the John Clay Wolf show. Yes, we received a couple of calls from you about subject matter.

[D]

Do you work for the company or do you work for the. The radio station?

[A]

No, we are a syndicated radio program that happens to air on another San Antonio station that's affiliated with.

[D]

Okay. I was just calling in relation to a particular advertisement for a company called like givemetheven.com. i apologize if I called your number incorrectly, but.

[A]

No, you didn't call it incorrectly. That's. That's our company. Give me the vin.com. what was your objection to what we broadcast?

[D]

I guess on the advertisement that you have about the guy who's saying that? My dad always told me to. That the important things in life is to have a woman that is flexible. And I forgot what the other part.

[B]

The other part was. Have a good attitude, lady.

[D]

On that. When you say that, is that for me as a customer, that comes across as their sexual connotation. I guess that's always been like a sexual joke.

[B]

Just because you're horny, it's not my fault.

[A]

Okay.

[F]

Right.

[A]

You equated flexibility with maybe limberness.

[D]

Well, and how do you guys mean that when it comes to buying cars and vin numbers?

[A]

Well, and I. I can see your. Your misunderstanding of the way it was stated. If he hadn't stated in the following sentence, and I built a company on those principles.

[B]

Flexible.

[F]

Good.

[A]

As flexible as a synonym for agreeable.

[D]

Well, all I know is that. You know what?

[A]

I'm.

[D]

I'm a customer.

[B]

No, you're not. You haven't sold us anything.

[A]

Right. She's not very agreeable.

[D]

Is women. And all I can do is express my specific perception.

[A]

She's not being the least bit flexible.

[B]

She's not being flexible. She doesn't have a good attitude. Right, exactly. Does not have a good attitude, the next time that happens, you need to bring up the good attitude point immediately, because good attitude is what we're saying we have, and we're flexible in our negotiations. You need to be prepare more before you go into the wolves den and get tore up by a liberal feminist.

[A]

Well, my God, I'll go out and stand up for you anytime. And it's much easier to criticize someone else's work than it is to call the bitch yourself.

[C]

And there's the punchline of the day. Call the bitch yourself.

[B]

Well, thank you guys for tuning in, and we will see you next Saturday morning. Remember, the podcast goes up about one o', clock, and lady, I. I don't want to offend you. We're just having fun.