#188 John Clay Wolfe Show 03.02.19

Summary

The John Clay Wolfe Show – Episode #188 (03.02.19)

Original Air Date: February 16, 2026
Host: John Clay Wolfe
**Podcast Summary Prepared for: General Audience
Episode Theme:
A zany, unpredictable Saturday morning blend of car talk, edgy humor, sports banter, and offbeat Americana. Live phone-ins make for a fast-paced and unscripted ride through topics including cars, pop culture, sports (especially football), rock & roll, workplace hijinks, and “Saturday morning cartoons for adults.”

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Episode Overview

This episode offers everything from off-the-rails car appraisals and listeners’ stories, to reflections on pop culture and music, NFL drama, and edgy comedic moments—always pushing the boundary of what’s allowed on syndicated radio.

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Key Segments & Discussion Highlights

FCC-Testing Comedy and the Robert Kraft Parody

[00:00–01:29]

• The show kicks off with a raucous, satirical Robert Kraft/New England Day Spa commercial parody, poking fun at the Patriots owner’s massage scandal, immediately setting the irreverent tone.
• John introduces the core cast and their misfit supporting characters.
• Sets up the show’s philosophy: “We talk about cars, sports, sex, drugs and rock & roll.... just about anything as long as it won’t get us fined by the FCC.”

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Sports Headlines & Controversy

[04:14–07:05, 29:01–31:08]

• NFL News: Kyler Murray’s combine, Bryce Harper’s mammoth Phillies baseball contract, and Jason Witten’s surprise return to the Dallas Cowboys.
  • “The money talks. I think he realized he’s going to be in the first round.” (D, re: Kyler Murray, 04:37)
  • “He turned down what, 43 million a year by the Dodgers. But it was only a four year contract.” (D, 05:06)
• Jason Witten’s Return: Comic skepticism about his motivations—fame, money, missing the action—punchlines on being ignored in retirement.
  • “I go out and nobody cares about me anymore and nobody buys my dinner and no women offer me sex. I’d like to go back.” (B, 05:54)

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Music/Pop Culture Deep-Dive: Weezer’s Resurgence

[07:05–09:35]

• Bobbo confesses to having “missed Weezer” due to his country radio background, now obsessed with their cover album and late-night TV performances.
• Audio snippets and group singalongs—Buddy Holly, “Take on Me,” and more.
  • “Weezer’s like the new Men At Work, man. They do anything.” (A, 09:18)
  • “They’re Saturday morning cartoons for adults is what we are.” (B, 21:38)
• Discussion includes frequent tangents blending nostalgia (Joy Division, Oingo Boingo, Banana Rama) with irreverent jokes.

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Johnny Manziel, CFL Ban & Offbeat Football Parodies

[10:17–12:14; 101:01–105:13]

• Manziel Out of the CFL: Jokes about “Kenny Powers,” Manziel’s legendary capacity to get kicked out of entire leagues, migration from Canada to possible Texas or Mexico stints.
  • “Dude, Johnny Manziel is Kenny Power.” (B, 12:02)
  • “We always do later on.” (C)
• Later Segment: “Johnny” calls in with a wild, made-up story involving Dennis Rodman, Shaq, Shania Twain, the Prime Minister of Canada, and partying with DMB—parodying Manziel’s tabloid life.
  • “We thought a lot about it, John. I think I’m going to go see A Star is Born again. I love that song.” (A as 'Johnny’, 103:23)

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Cars, Car Buying & Genuine Appraisals (With Lots of Sass)

[22:00–64:57, throughout]

• Listeners from all over the U.S. (Baltimore, Texas, Virginia, Louisiana, Oklahoma, etc.) call to get quick, on-air car appraisals.
• John briskly runs down car details, gives off-the-cuff offers with characteristic humor, and refers people to the website for follow-up.
  • “15 Benz GL450 with 60,000 mile. 4 Matic with the pig pano roof. I think it’s worth 30Gs.” (B, 23:03)
  • “I think it’s a two grand rig. I think it’s a fifteen hundred dollar rig. But I’ll give two grand because I overpay, you know.” (B, 40:53)
• Frequent bits mock “classic car” callers who want to sell ancient “beaters”, with call-in haggling, and rants against rusty “mama cars.”
• Notable recurring catchphrase: “Sell that bitch!” used on air and as a merchandise slogan.

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Workplace Culture, Hijinks & “GiveMeTheVIN” Crew

[13:14–15:55, 67:08–72:29]

• Introduce “Can’t Get Right” (driver who got lost a lot), “Fat Aaron” (405 lbs), and “Lieutenant Dan” (lost his leg in a bizarre car auction accident).
• Announce an upcoming “foot race” between Fat Aaron and Lieutenant Dan as a Special Olympics charity event, complete with in-house betting.
  • “If y’all let me start 30 yards in a 40-yard dash, I will enter. But see, I cannot run at all.” (B, 70:46)
• DJ Pre K is revealed as a multi-talented “buyer,” with a rap career and origin story from an internship and Party City.

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“What Were They On?” Bit—Humorous Crime/Suspect Drug Guesses

[15:38–20:12, 144:28–147:34]

• A listener favorite, where DJ Pre K reads news stories about bizarre crimes and the team guesses substance of choice.
  • Example: Tennessee delivery driver dips his “royal jewels” in hot salsa for a bad tipper—panel guesses “stupidity,” “testosterone,” “marijuana,” with the reveal being marijuana.
  • Later: “Black, white, Latino or other?” game features a defendant clocking his attorney—humor in cultural assumptions and shared life experiences.

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Race, Regional Stereotypes & Audience Interaction

[25:53–77:38, major sections throughout]

• Playfully push boundaries of regional stereotypes: callers from Louisiana, Oklahoma, Texas, Maryland.
• Cajun, prairie, Canadian accents and humor about “coonasses,” winking at the sensitivities of syndicated radio directors.
• Bit: “Did you ever have sex with anybody, first, second, or third cousin?” to Oklahoma caller.

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Political Satire & The Michael Cohen Testimony

[81:04–85:35]

• “Rush Limbaugh” (character) calls in to analyze the Michael Cohen Congressional testimony, laced with biting sarcasm and absurdity.
  • “You can't take a home equity loan on your house without your wife knowing. That's a bigger risk than just wiring the money.” (B, 82:19)
  • “Kasich — the other white meat.” (A as 'Rush', 83:13)
  • “Do you believe attorneys?” “They lie. 99.9% of all politicians are acting attorneys. That should say enough.” (A as ‘Rush’, 85:05)
• Segment lampoons the circus of U.S. politics and talk radio.

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Audience Calls: Feedback on Cars vs. BS Content

[129:01–129:14, 135:00–138:01]

• Open call-in poll: “Do you want more cars or BS on the show?” Majority want the banter/“BS”—confirming the show’s variety approach.
• Many effusive testimonials from callers who love the “weird” radio, some whose spouses can’t stand it, which gives them “alone time.”

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Insults, Offensive Jokes & Meta Commentary about Pushback

Throughout

• Frequent use of the word “bitch”—joked about with program director “Elliot” and audience, counting how many times it’s said.
• The team purposely pokes at “the line” of what is allowed, especially with new affiliates/listeners, only to revel in pushing buttons.
  • “800-800-7234 is what the complaint line is... the authorities and the appropriate people answer the phone.” (B, 03:44)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “We’re a little edgy, we’re a little raunchy, we’re a little racy. We’re Saturday morning cartoons for adults is what we are.” (B, 21:38)
• “We missed Weezer the whole time Weezer was on.” (A, 08:04)
• “I took a picture of my stuff in my dad’s boat... What was I on? Nothing. Just nothing. Stupid.” (B, 19:18)
• “I wonder if they did a nine month out at the hospitals, if there’s a lot more babies showing up at nine months from this week…” (B, 58:18 re: Mardi Gras)
• “If you want to call and complain—that’s the station’s rule, not mine.” (B, 03:33)

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Important & Fun Timestamps

• 00:00 – Robert Kraft Spa parody commercial
• 04:14–07:05 – Sports rundown: Kyler Murray, Bryce Harper, Jason Witten
• 07:05–09:35 – Weezer’s musical resurgence and Tonight Show clips
• 10:17–12:14 – Johnny Manziel’s CFL ban and comic riffing
• 15:57–20:12 – “What Were They On?” segment: Delivery driver dips in salsa
• 21:38–22:00 – “Saturday morning cartoons for adults” declaration
• 29:01–31:08 – More Robert Kraft massage parlor jokes
• 67:08–72:29 – Fat Aaron vs. Lieutenant Dan: The Special Olympics office race
• 81:04–85:35 – “Rush Limbaugh” analyzes Michael Cohen testimony
• 101:01–105:13 – “Johnny Manziel” party parody in Canada
• 129:01–129:14 – On-air poll: more “cars” vs. “BS”

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Listener Engagement & Regional Audience Flavor

The episode is a cross-section of U.S. cultures—Maryland, Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, California—and celebrates both differences and shared “weirdness.” New listeners on Big 100 and elsewhere are welcomed with on-air banter, teased accents, stereotypes, and playful jabs at rival radio hosts/program directors.

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Overall Tone & Style

• Fast, irreverent, never apologetic
• Blends car talk with stand-up comedy, musical nostalgia, call-in chaos, and “barroom” honesty
• Hosts and audience don’t take themselves seriously; part roast, part therapy, part info-tainment

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a masterclass in radio as performance art: a freewheeling blend of cars, American subculture, listener interaction, and risky, laugh-out-loud comedy. It’s accessible for new listeners but rewards long-time fans with callbacks, in-jokes, and a community that doesn’t take itself—or radio—too seriously.

To sum up:
If you want serious car talk, you’ll get it—though you’ll have to ride out a lot of outrageous, often adult humor, rants, audience storytelling, and glorious radio chaos along the way.

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For full episodes and the ongoing library:
JohnClayWolf.com or the John Clay Wolfe Show podcast feed.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

And your traffic. J.D. ryan. Good morning.

[C]

You want to check traffic?

[B]

Me the traffic.

[C]

I5 southbound road work on the I southbound at milepost 132. Beginning.

[B]

Slow down so I can hear you.

[C]

Okay. I5 southbound road work.

[B]

Speed up little.

[C]

Actually, there's no traffic.

[B]

It's too early.

[C]

I'm making stuff up. There's absolutely nothing going on.

[B]

Break from the traffic, sir. J.D. ryan, the man. Good morning, everyone.

[C]

Sorry.

[B]

I tried, Bobo. Yeah, I tried isn't good enough.

[C]

Okay, well, I'll continue to make stuff up.

[B]

Baba, what's your story?

[A]

What's my story?

[B]

Did you have to dump. We're getting close.

[D]

We're getting close to so many times you can say that word.

[B]

Is the meter getting heated?

[D]

Yes, Elliot. Our program director is already dialing up right now.

[B]

Program director? Elliot, good morning. Are you.

[A]

Are you.

[B]

Hang on. We got this new phone system. Let me bring him up. Elliot, are you there?

[A]

Yeah, guys, how's it going?

[B]

Y' all doing a real good job support. But hey, I'll tell you what.

[A]

I'm over here counting bitches. Yeah, you had about four too many.

[B]

You just said it again for a 62nd period. Yeah, but I'm program director. I can do that. Hey, how about the meter count?

[A]

Quit saying that. Me? Word.

[B]

How about the meter count? Well, you're up 7 meters, so the PPMs are liking it, but you're not.

[A]

Apparently people in Washington D.C. really like bitches.

[E]

Ah.

[B]

That'S why they like the red skin.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

See what you did.

[A]

Now that's hurt.

[B]

800-807- hurtful. 8008-0080-0800-7234. 800800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and we for you guys that just tuned in this morning. Is this our fourth week or third?

[A]

Fourth. Fourth.

[B]

Fourth week on big 100. Go ahead and call in now.

[D]

I believe we made it this far.

[B]

Please call in. If you'd like to complain. There's. I'm. The station makes me do this. They make me put out a number for complaints.

[D]

What's that number?

[B]

If you'd like to complain. Get your. I mean, I've told. They said. I've got to say it slow too.

[C]

Sure.

[B]

800-800-7234. Okay. 800-800-7234 is what the complaint line is and in the authorities and the appropriate people answer the phone. [phone]-0800. I think that's. Yeah, Okay.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

A number of them.

[B]

What is up in. In this week in sports?

[D]

Turley, man, The NFL combine is what's up. Yeah, that's the big talk. Kyler Murray, could he go number one? No, you quarterback. He measured. He measured out at 5, 10.

[B]

Did I not say he would not breach his word on his baseball commitment?

[D]

You did.

[B]

Yes, he did breach his word. Like any good Oklahoman, he lied.

[D]

Well, the money talks. I think he realized he's going to be in the first round.

[B]

Well, I think based off of what the Phillies are paying homeboy, the money's talking plenty on the baseball arena.

[D]

Yeah, but he can always go back to baseball.

[B]

Did you see what they're paying him?

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

305.

[D]

13 years guaranteed.

[C]

No cuts. 300, no quits.

[D]

Yeah, Nothing now. And there's no.

[B]

He can't.

[D]

He's locked in.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

So there's no.

[C]

Oh, darn. You don't even sleep with a supermodel for 13 years. Oh, darn.

[B]

You're.

[D]

He turned down what, 43 million a year by the Dodgers. But it was only four year contract.

[B]

You want to explain who the. Who he is?

[D]

Who he is? Bryce Harper.

[B]

Right, that's. Of course, yes. And he's going to the Philadelphia Phillies, your friend. Right up the street.

[D]

And then. I know Redskin fans are really looking forward to this. The old man is back.

[B]

RG3.

[D]

No, Jason Whitten is coming back to the Dallas Cowboys.

[C]

What is that about? What's he doing?

[D]

He couldn't. He Couldn't cut away from football. He was, he loves it so much. He didn't want to retire last year. But the money does just sit in a booth. Was too enticing. So he did that. And then he was terrible at that. Not terrible. And he's like, you know what? I see this team, this Dallas Cowboys team coming up, they have a championship run in them. I want to be a part of that. I went through all these terrible.

[B]

I go out and nobody cares about me anymore and nobody buys my dinner and no women offer me sex. I'd like to go back.

[D]

I don't know if it was that. He just wants to make one more run at it.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

How old is he now?

[B]

I keep telling my old lady, 30.

[A]

Wasn't he a terrible analyst?

[D]

Yeah, he wasn't good.

[F]

He's not.

[D]

I, I say terrible. He just was not for Monday Night Football.

[C]

Isn't there a point?

[D]

He's like the third team on Fox.

[C]

You're really risking your health. I mean your long term health.

[D]

He was never had any problems with his health. He missed one game.

[C]

Your body gets older.

[D]

Yeah, but he's had a year to recover.

[C]

John's living proof.

[D]

Yeah, that's true.

[B]

You can make it. You can make it. 8:12am Saturday morning. Good morning, Bob. What have you got in your bag of tricks?

[A]

There's a lot of stuff going on, John.

[B]

So guys that you that are just tuning in now, remember we do five hours of this crap.

[D]

That's probably selling it, right?

[B]

Five full hours. So you can go to the podcast at 1 o', clock, 2 o' clock else time and download it if you have to get into work and you miss it. Or you can stream us@john claywolf.com. what were you saying, Bob?

[A]

I do want you to, to give me a little, little patience. Okay. And nicety later on if this comes up. And you'll probably skip it anyway. I'm starting to get a little geeked out about Weezer. I don't know how I missed Weezer all this time.

[D]

I don't either.

[A]

Well, I would, you know. I worked in country radio for a long, long time, man.

[B]

He claims that he vetted Revo McIntyre.

[A]

Among among other superstars. And Weezer has really grabbed. Okay, I didn't care about the Africa remake. That was well done. Okay, Good job Weezer. Then they came out with this whole album of covers. I know you heard the version of AHA's take on me that they did, right? It's just note perfect. The video stars that kid from the Stranger Things Netflix show. You know the one I'm talking about?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I'm just hypnotized by Weezer. I always like the song Buddy Holly from years ago. That was pretty good. I thought the girl in the long jacket was Weezer, but it was not. It was cake. I think I've mixed cake up with Weezer. How did you do that all this time? Well, because I'm a goofball.

[B]

What?

[A]

And I missed Weezer the whole time Weezer was on.

[B]

Cornfake, country bread, redneck, no count. Go ahead.

[A]

Right. And sorry to say, Weezer was on the Tonight show twice this week. I got a couple of sound bites that I really, really dug that.

[B]

Well, let's hear it.

[A]

You know, I've got. I can play for you. They did two things. Okay. Fallon joined Weezer for a barbershop style quartet version of their classic song Buddy Holly.

[B]

I look just like Buddy Holly.

[E]

What's with these homies?

[B]

This and my girl.

[E]

Why do they got a front?

[B]

What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?

[A]

You but you know I'm yours, you.

[B]

And I know you're mine, you and that's for all the time. That's for all the time.

[A]

So that goes on for like a minute and a half. And it's is really cool, man. I'm like. Weezer could do anything.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Weezer's like the new minute work, man. They do anything.

[D]

They're smart band, really good.

[B]

Live the new minute work. How old are you? You're 84.

[C]

They're like the new Oingo Boingo.

[A]

Pure energy.

[B]

They're like the new Joy Division.

[A]

And later on in the show, we'll play you their version of Take on Me featuring Jimmy the Roots and classroom instruments.

[C]

But they're on the cusp of till Tuesday, that group.

[B]

So they would. They had two different gigs on the Tonight Show.

[A]

I swear. Now, listen, I don't. I don't watch these late night shows because, you know, I'm an early, early riser, right? But I flip over if I wake up in the middle of the night, you know, go for a bowl of, you know, sugar bears or something. And I swear it was two different nights I saw Weezer on Fallon doing musically musical bits. So, you know you're taking over the world, man.

[D]

Resurgence. Because of the COVID they did. Probably.

[A]

I know. God, they're like the new Banana Rama.

[D]

See what else is on the run sheet, John? Johnny Manziel.

[C]

Johnny, man.

[D]

Gonna join us later. We gotta wake him up. He's in the news again.

[C]

Do you want to hear any of that?

[F]

Yeah, I do.

[B]

I do, I do, I do.

[C]

Quarterback Johnny Manzel has been released from the Canadian Football League's Montreal team and is also now. Not only that. How about. How about you can't play at all in any more CFL teams. The team announced Wednesday they've released him and the former Colle signed his first deal after that. He signed his first deal in the cfl.

[B]

We're gonna have Johnny Manziel here in the studio, which we always do later on.

[C]

Yeah, but I mean, God, not only can you not play for us, you can't play up here at all.

[B]

He's never done.

[A]

They kicked him out of the league.

[D]

The Canadian Football League.

[B]

Now they're saying, when you say for us, who's us? For what?

[D]

Yeah, I don't know what you mean by us.

[B]

I don't know, J.D. i'm not a Canadian, you bastard.

[C]

You're not.

[B]

Hey, no.

[C]

Take off.

[A]

Sorry.

[D]

But he may. And we'll have to ask, are you a Canadian?

[C]

I'm having a little backpacking now.

[B]

If you're Canadian, you might need to le.

[D]

He may be playing in America.

[B]

There's a wall between us and Canadian. Do you have your passport?

[C]

I have my green card.

[A]

Having a little back beacon.

[C]

Now you guys take off. Tell me more. Michael.

[B]

No.

[D]

Yeah, he may be playing here in. I say here in Texas. That's where we're located, in San Antonio. Stand by for that. We'll have to ask him about that.

[B]

Against the who, The Mexicans?

[C]

No, John.

[B]

He's going from Canada to Mexico. Football. Kitty Powers.

[C]

15 minutes into the show, ladies and gentlemen, it's a new record.

[B]

It's like Kenny Powers, like Loma Blanc is all over again. That's who he is. That's really who he is.

[C]

Yeah. Saw that show and he went, hey.

[B]

Dude, Johnny Manziel is Kenny Power.

[C]

Tv. I could do that.

[D]

I think it's the American Alliance Football League is what he may be doing in San Antonio.

[B]

In San Antonio, Texas team.

[D]

Yes, they do.

[B]

Yeah. I didn't know that.

[D]

Not many people do watch that stuff.

[C]

So wouldn't that be the first.

[B]

Okay, we're gonna. In a minute, we're gonna come back with the car. So 800, 800 radio. 800, 800 radio. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 723-4. Year make, model, miles, average, rougher, clean, and I'll bet it. And we're gonna do a minute and a half quick bid session right after the song. My name is John Clay Wolf. Forgivemetheven.com and we'll be right back.

[G]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

You are a rude, terrible person.

[E]

You shouldn't be working.

[B]

His brain ain't right, but it's fun. I'm a schmuck.

[G]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

I like my coffee just like I like my women. Double cup.

[G]

Right now, this hot is the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Can't get right. You gotta turn them on by producer Mike.

[C]

You gotta come up on the mic. There you go.

[F]

All right.

[B]

How you doing? Good, good, good. All right, all right, all right. What are you doing? Oh, nothing, man. Just hanging out. You waiting on your. On your. On your folks, on your help.

[A]

There you go.

[B]

There you go.

[D]

Introduce who can't get right is.

[B]

Can't get right is one of the. Give me the VIN drivers. He's been here for over a year, so that makes him official. That makes him eligible for rehire.

[C]

You think I will almost make some alumni.

[B]

Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy named you Can't. And I never heard of why and how that happened.

[A]

Oh, because I kept getting lost when.

[B]

I first started going the wrong way. Go the wrong way down the right way.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

There you go. So. So what do you. What do you do for. Give me the vin.

[A]

I drive pickup cars.

[B]

Customers, you know, and drive them back to the auction. Yeah, yeah, that's. Get them paid. Are they happy when they get paid? Hey, there you go.

[A]

That's the big thing.

[C]

What's the coolest car you've ever driven?

[B]

I think of the coolest one I ever drove.

[A]

Corvette.

[C]

Corvette.

[B]

Big. Oh, man.

[A]

Yeah. That was nice, man.

[B]

So Baba said you're over there in the driver's lounge cussing, wondering where everybody is. Why they're not here yet.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I found out it's too early. Oh yeah, because you can't get right. So you just got here too early. There you go. No, I get here about 6:30. I mean about 7:30 every. Good morning. Where. Where is Uncle Roy? Have you seen him? I don't know.

[A]

You know what? I think they might have.

[B]

Somebody went to Wichita Falls. They already took off, I think so.

[A]

At 6 o' clock this morning, I think.

[D]

Of course, Uncle Wright is the boss man.

[B]

Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy. Uncle Roy's is. Is the.

[A]

That's my daddy.

[B]

So what. What you guys. You guys in. In D.C. listen to. So we're in Dallas, right? We're. This is a nationally syndicated show, but we have different offices in different cities. And our office over there by you is two hours up the street in Manheim, Pennsylvania. And we have a whole nother crew of drivers that you haven't even met yet, you don't even know exist. Right, Kangar.

[C]

Right.

[B]

McCormick and all his people. I'd have McCormick call him. And where all do you go out of. You go from here to Oklahoma City, to San Antonio, to San Antonio, Dallas.

[A]

Dallas. Just about everywhere. Wichita, Oklahoma, you know. Yeah. So we do a lot of traveling.

[B]

All right.

[A]

It's kind of fun, too. See a lot of stuff, learn a lot.

[B]

We're gonna do a bit here called what Are They On? So. So DJ Pre K tells a story about a crime committed or a weird act, and we all guess what drug they're high on, or if it's alcohol or nothing or there's crazy stuff like that. So. DJ Prek, you there?

[F]

What's up? What's up, baby?

[E]

You are now about to witness this.

[B]

We've got another one of yours in here. So y'.

[E]

All.

[B]

So y'. All can. Y' all can see. He's black, too. I know he looks white. Can't get right. He looks white.

[C]

But he's not.

[B]

But he's not.

[A]

Don't get it right.

[B]

He's a.

[C]

Whites on in there.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

All right, we gotta.

[F]

We got another good story for y', all, man. We gotta. What were they on? So I'm gonna read the news story. Y' all. Guess what kind of, you know, narcotics or whatever they was on? But our case this morning is a good reason to tip your servers. I can say that because we got a man in Tennessee who is delivering food for Dinner Delivered. One of those services that brings food to, you know, stoners houses so they can keep watching Power Rangers and all that.

[B]

Sure. Dinner delivered.

[F]

Dinner Delivered.

[B]

Okay. Is it spelled like that?

[F]

Yep.

[B]

Okay, well, dinner delivered. There we go. If it was dinner, that's more ghetto. And that changes things.

[C]

They're all saying it's dinner delivered.

[B]

Thank you, J.D.

[F]

It'S a proper dinner.

[B]

Everybody's the traffic bitch. J.D. ryan. And he's gonna get back to us with some more traffic here in just a little while.

[C]

Now back to the host, bitch.

[F]

But our suspect has had about enough with Bad Tipper. So there's some footage floating around of our man taking out a customer's order of hot salsa and dipping in. But he ain't dipping no chips. Nope. This man decided to do dip his royal jewels into the cup of salt.

[C]

How would we know this?

[B]

There.

[F]

There's Footage, man.

[B]

Oh, he videotapes it, man. He did that in front of the guy delivering the dinner?

[F]

Oh, no, no, it was in the car beforehand.

[B]

Oh, you're talking about the delivery man.

[F]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[B]

How do they have footage of him?

[D]

Cuz some dumbass's friend probably.

[B]

Oh, were they doing that like to drop it onto Facebook or something?

[F]

Yes, I like that man.

[B]

So he's like, hey man, I'm the dinner deliver people and look at what I'm doing to homeboys food before I drop it off like that, like a video.

[F]

They had to show up.

[B]

And he dropped his, his, he wet his beak in the sauce.

[F]

He dipped it, you know, bloop. Into the cup.

[B]

Okay, okay, so. So then your question is.

[F]

Well, I got, I got a little bit more for you.

[B]

You got 58 seconds.

[F]

I gotta finish the story because another person in the car is laughing and cutting up saying this is what you get when you tip $0.89 for a 30 minute drive. So of course once dinner delivered got wind of it, they said oh hell no. And refer to our suspect as a rogue independent contractor. And of course you can't just be dropping your sack into people's food without. So the coppers were alerted and a guy was brought in for adulteration of food, liquids or pharmaceuticals.

[B]

But before I ask you, I did not know that.

[F]

I know it goes really good with salsa. What chips these nuts got him.

[B]

Oh yeah, I think they was on. You did what? He did walk into that. Okay, go ahead.

[D]

What were they on?

[C]

I mean, you know that's a white guy on.

[B]

No, no, we don't care what race, we always care. Let's do a black, white, Latino or other double header with a. What were they on? So go ahead.

[C]

I just think he's on stupidity and testosterone.

[B]

It's a white guy.

[C]

Just a white guy on stupidity.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna go. Dj this just doesn't go along with drugs. This just goes along with balls.

[D]

Yeah, you gotta be pretty, you gotta be on something to do something.

[B]

No you don't. No, you don't. No, you do. I took a picture of my stuff in my dad's boat with a bunch of people up top when I was like seven, eight, nah, about 10 years old. And I didn't think about the fact that I was the only kid on the boat. Somebody's random camera.

[D]

Oh yeah, everybody's done that.

[B]

Well, wonder who did this. But I mean, what was I on? Nothing, just. Just nothing stupid. And there was a mirror in the background. So the photo they got A double whammy.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Prepubescent. And the butt.

[D]

So didn't get a tip. Dipped them. Dip them things in there. Yeah, that's got to be hot.

[C]

Huevos rancheros.

[A]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. That's marijuana. Because you're making jokes, you want to laugh all the time. You can still deliver food for a living. You can do that.

[B]

Can't get right. What do you think? Hey, I have no idea.

[A]

This guy is all screwed up, man.

[B]

DJ Prek, what's the answer?

[F]

All right. 31 year old Howard Webb, a white man, has been in trouble before for reeking of marijuana while delivering food.

[B]

There you go. 8008-0072-3480-0800, 7234. 800, we're live. 800, 800 radio. Call in right now if you want to sell us your car or just say anything big. 100 listeners give us a shout out. 800, 800 radio. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars in the air.

[G]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show. Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[A]

There are several curse words strategically placed throughout the song.

[C]

Thank you, kids.

[A]

Can you identify them?

[B]

We can play that game now.

[G]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

Would this song fly today?

[A]

I bet it would.

[B]

My says my. My sweetheart has chlamydia. It would be today's version. My angel is a chlamydia dog. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[A]

Yeah, it sings.

[B]

Okay, new, new, new, new listeners just turning in here on Big 100. My name is John Clay Wolf. J.D. ryan to my right, Bobbo to my left. Hey, Turley in the middle. We do this for five hours every Saturday morning. We're starting an hour earlier because we're coming out of Dallas and you're our first east coast affiliate. Next one's coming on board about a month. But we're a little edgy, we're a little raunchy. We're a little racy. We're Saturday. We're Saturday morning cartoons for adults is what we are.

[D]

You buy cars.

[B]

It's just that simple. Oh, yeah, we buy cars. So. So in kind of like here. Here. I'll just do it. Lead by example is the best way to do it. How do I get this up?

[D]

Got a new phone system.

[B]

Good morning, Alexander there. Adam. Adam.

[A]

Adam.

[E]

Yes. Hey, this is Adam.

[B]

What have we got?

[E]

2015 Mercedes Benz GL450.

[B]

Okay, what color?

[E]

White.

[B]

Where are you calling from?

[E]

Alexander, Virginia.

[B]

Okay, you want to sell it?

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

59,000 miles.

[B]

Okay. And is it a formatic?

[E]

Yes, it is. The wife wants something different.

[B]

It's a 450 or 550.

[E]

450.

[B]

Okay. What about the carfax? Is it. Does it have any accident history?

[E]

No, it's clean.

[B]

Does it have the double sunroofs or the single sunroof?

[E]

It has the double sum roof.

[B]

Okay. And there's a 20 inch wheel and an 18 inch wheel and a 22 inch wheel on the 550. Do you know which one you have?

[E]

No, I don't know that part.

[B]

I know you got a 450, but sometimes people upgrade the 550 wheels on it, make it look better. Anything wrong with it?

[E]

No.

[B]

15 Benz GL450 with 60,000 mile. 4 Matic with the pig pano roof. Double roof. I think it's worth 30 GS. 29. 30,000. That's what I'd pay for it.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It's a year up from the next body style. So do you have a payoff? Is there a title?

[E]

No, it's paid off.

[B]

Okay, well, I can send a driver to your house with a check on Monday.

[E]

That. That sounds good. What do I need to do?

[B]

You need to go to givemetheven.com and the info box said, John bought this. He offered me 30,000 on the. Are you accepting it? Are you accepting the offer?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay, so we got to do that. That's our mantra. Sell that bitch. Because when I'm on the auction block selling them, you know, we sell 500 cars a week, and I'm hollering and hooping and screaming, sell that. And then we made these T shirts. They say, sell that. And if anybody wants to sell that T shirt, you can go to johnclay wolf.com and click merch. So go there. Put. Put your. Put your VIN number, your plate in and build the car. It takes literally 60 seconds. The system's gonna throw a number at you automatically. It's gonna quote the car. If it's less than what I said, don't worry about it because I'm gonna give what I said. If it's more than what I said, screw that computer, dude. We already made a deal. Get you some bitch. And. And then they need your driver's license. Front, back of the title. Pictures. They need pictures all the way around the car. And we'll send a driver to come pick it up on money with a check. So.

[E]

So. So one more time. Give me the.

[B]

Give me the VIN. Give me the VIN. Give me THE VIN. Give me the VIn. Vehicle Identification Number. Sell us your car.

[A]

Give me the vin.com. okay? So easy. You can do it in your underwear.

[B]

And that's it. Adam. Later. 800-800-72348. 800 radio is how you call in from Baltimore to Kentucky. We've got some, we've gotten some Appalachian, er, like the people out of Saturday Night Live, Appalachian, New York. Since we've been on, we've gotten some good country folk off of the station. Really? Yeah, like. Oh, yeah. And they're different now because in Texas it's the same thing. You know, you've got your, you've got your city folk.

[C]

See folks.

[B]

And you've got your country folk show. And then you got your smooth ass goofy folk. And they're in between the two. Okay, and there's some of that up there too. We've met some. And in Louisiana. When was the show in Louisiana start? In 10 minutes. Yeah. Hey guys, stay listed because I'll fish for him. And they'll pour in.

[C]

Oh, my Lord.

[B]

I mean, they'll come in by the, by the truckload.

[C]

Louisiana, where we started the motto, you can't drink all day if you don't.

[B]

Start first thing in the morning.

[C]

Right?

[A]

Amen.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800.

[C]

You see, you're going, hey, that's a good idea. Wait a minute.

[B]

The Louisiana guys are funny, man.

[C]

Oh, they're hilarious.

[B]

I mean, without even try. Without them, this wouldn't be a show. When we were on in Canada.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

A few years ago.

[C]

Right.

[B]

And we were talking to Kun Asses.

[C]

Kunas.

[B]

We get the program director from Ottawa, Toronto. They called all Beno.

[C]

Oh, you can't say that. Oh, that's crazy talk there. Oh no, Akunas is not out. No, not on our station.

[B]

You can't be making racial slurs. I'm like, hang on, time out, jerky, take off hoser. That's not a racial slur. A Canadian French person was coon hunter, trapper, furrier. They went. You kicked them out of Nova Scotia and they went down south. And just because you're a racist bastard and you hear something in that is not my problem. So we had more problems with it. So we wanted to get thrown off the station and get out of our contract worked. So we did a whole bit about Justin Bieber and Mayor Ford having.

[D]

They were doing dope together.

[B]

They were doing dope together with hookers. And they really got offended, which it.

[D]

Was true that Bieber did. Crack or not crack. But cocaine and the mayor did. Cocaine may not been together, but we brought them together.

[B]

We just told the two stories in one, and they called and it worked like a champ.

[A]

Okay, right there. Now you just crossed the line.

[B]

Okay, there's the program director. Director.

[D]

Right now, he.

[A]

You guys don't. In Dallas, you're making fun of like a couple of national treasures. Justin Bieber and cocaine. That's not funny, man. He crossed the line. Sorry.

[B]

Go Maples. Go Maples. What's a maple? 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. It's time for the traffic. From the traffic.

[C]

You call me a bitch one more time, we're gonna come over there and talk about it.

[D]

I think that word's been dropped more this hour than ever in radio history.

[B]

Because it's early and nobody's calling in. So we're trying to see if anyone's away. Call us 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And light us up. Light us up. Tell us if we're even on the radio. Yes. I don't even know if it's working.

[C]

In Maryland, I 70 eastbound at MD 68, Clear Springs, that's exit 18. Left side there is blocked by an accident. And in Virginia, the George Washington Parkway northbound between Reagan National Airport and I495. Stand alert there. Now the left side is blocked. It's a mobile work zone. So this could be moving throughout the day. And really, people just aren't out this morning. There's some slip, slip sliding on the road. So do be careful.

[E]

Okay.

[C]

There's your look at big 100 traffic.

[A]

WB, WBIG.

[B]

WBIG. So what has happened early with. With Bill Belichick's daddy, do you think come with that this week? Did any more of the tapes come out of the massage parlor?

[D]

He's denying it, even though he's in video twice, but he is denying.

[B]

You have no pun.

[C]

Yeah, we do. No, you have no prudent color.

[A]

I don't want to take any prizes for best pun, but it's looking like he's gonna get off.

[C]

You should write jokes for a living. He's so good.

[B]

Do that again later. That's funny. That was funny.

[D]

He apparently solicited two older ladies, 45 and a 54 year old, so there's no worry about him getting so he's not a creeper. He's not a creeper.

[B]

He likes some mature when he. When he's on pornhub, he Googles adult milf.

[C]

Yeah, you just wonder why a billionaire Wouldn't have delivery.

[D]

You know, it doesn't make any sense. He paid him only 100 bucks. I guess it's a going rate.

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

I guess.

[B]

Good morning. You're on the air. Good morning.

[E]

Yeah, you got you, you bunch of bitches.

[B]

Ron, where are you calling from?

[E]

I'm calling from Great Mills, Maryland.

[B]

Good morning, sir. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Who's this and where are you calling from?

[E]

Scott Willis, Texas.

[B]

Yeah, what do you want, Scott?

[E]

Trying to get a Number on my 2013 Honda Accord EX.

[B]

I've. I've got a. I've got a whole bank full of rowdy people. I'd rather do that. Go to givemetheven.com in the computer. Will bid it right now. Okay. We're having fun with all this. Good morning, Louie. Jake. Jake, where are you?

[A]

Where.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

I'm in Maryland right now. I'm 97. I guess I'm Laurel, Maryland. Between.

[B]

Boy, what are you calling for?

[E]

Thereabouts. Thereabouts. I don't know where I'm from.

[B]

No, what are you calling for? What do you want? Why are you calling me? Why are you bothering me?

[E]

If you guys are. If you guys are hilarious, I just happened to catch you. I just wanted to let you know. Let you know I was awakened. Thanks for. Thanks for missing in my home state, brother.

[B]

Morning Wood. There you go. Good morning. You're on the air. Who's this?

[E]

My name is Karen. How are you this morning?

[B]

I'm good. What you got? You're on the air.

[E]

Well, your Canadian accent needs work.

[A]

Wait, wait.

[B]

Let me bring in our Canadian expert.

[E]

It's a little too Chicago. You need to get a little more Prairie. Are you familiar with quarter gas?

[B]

Prairie?

[A]

You want to go Prairie?

[B]

That's Chicago.

[E]

Yeah, you need to go Prairie.

[B]

That's Chicago. Bob, I'm thinking about buying a steak.

[A]

Go down to Kansas City, see the guys back home.

[D]

That's not Canadian at all.

[E]

No, you don't tell me if I.

[A]

Can come out to Vegas, Ace. I tell you.

[E]

Saskatchewan, Alberta, the real Prairie.

[A]

You're going to get me kicked out.

[B]

Of the Golden Nugget.

[A]

I don't care about that black book. I'm not gonna cause any trouble. Ice, you need to worry about your wife.

[B]

Get out of here. Get out of here. A Yankee from Chicago. Bring in, bring in. Bring in a Canadian McKenzie from Canada.

[A]

Yeah, really sorry about that guy. You know, he was in line in front of me and I didn't want to skip cut, you know.

[B]

Hey, we got five seconds. Canadian can you bring us out?

[A]

Yeah. We'll be back with more John Clay Wolf if we can find some. He.

[G]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf radio studios. It's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[A]

Drunk for 18 days long.

[G]

Hit him up now. 800, 800 radio.

[B]

You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

[G]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

What are we playing? Guitar Hero. Molly Hash.

[A]

Don't you dare blaspheme. Don't you blaspheme.

[B]

DJ Pre K. You there? White black guy, what's cracking? What song is this and who sings it?

[F]

I think that that's Busta Rhymes, right?

[B]

Good morning, you're on the air.

[E]

How? It's too old.

[B]

Do what?

[E]

How old the car is too old.

[B]

Well, we, we judge our car about like we'll judge our women. Just look at it like that. Experience.

[E]

That's the way I look at it.

[B]

What have you got? What have you got?

[E]

I got a bunch of junk. I got a couple old square body Chevys.

[B]

Ah, hang on, let me get my Canadian guy out here. He likes the square body Chevys. Well, you got like a, an 85 Scottsdale, you know, little long bed.

[E]

I got a 77 Bonanza and a 79 short box four by.

[B]

Yeah, I'm looking for a Gentleman Jim and a Big ten.

[E]

I got you.

[B]

I know.

[E]

Where's the three by three?

[B]

It wasn't called Gentleman Jim. There was something. Dan Handy. Dan.

[A]

What?

[B]

Wasn't there one of those square body Chevy trucks with a man's name Jim?

[E]

Man, they put some things.

[B]

Do you remember the Blazer, the Chateau? That was like a Volkswagen camper van, the K5?

[E]

Yeah, it wasn't a Volkswagen. Yeah, it was Chevrolet, man.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. But it was like a West Valley camper. But it was a K5 Blazer. Yeah. Hey, dude, you don't know who you're talking to me. If you don't start like trying to, you know, you and I are gonna get along fine. But you know, my first car was a 77k5 square body. My second car was a 88k5, you know, that had that different grill up to 91 when they switched it out. And some lady hit me at a, in a mall parking lot, broke the grill. And I got her insurance to baby a new front end. And I swapped the grill out of the 88 into the 91 model. And then my buddy and I put a lift kit on it. Put 35 inch BFG all terrain, you know, the wheels were 20 inch deep. 12 and a half and then Rancho double shocks. And I did it all myself. Can you believe I actually did something right here?

[F]

I've got 411 posi track out back, 7:50 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes, board over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[E]

We're talking some muscle.

[B]

You sounded like some bucking muscle. Greg. Good morning in Stafford, Virginia. What's up?

[E]

Hey, good morning, guys.

[B]

Hey.

[E]

First time I heard you guys. This is hilarious. Love it.

[B]

First time listener, first time caller take off hoser. Where are you calling from?

[E]

Stafford, Virginia, about 40, 45 miles south of DC.

[B]

Is that more white people or black people? What does it matter? Don't jump, racist, because I'm going to D.C. next week. I'm taking my family there for the spring break and I want to go where there's more black people because that's what I've seen in the movies and that's what I've heard about the politicians, the local politicians. And I want to show them the real dc. I don't want to be accidental racist, do I?

[E]

You'll be satisfied then in D.C. you'll be satisfied.

[B]

Good, good. Because I want to be with my people. DJ Pre K. DJ Pre K, what's percolating? Will you go with me and you can be the tour guide and you can keep us out of trouble?

[F]

Oh, yeah, for sure. I could take you through, you know, dc, dmv, Baltimore, all that. It's just gonna end up looking like an episode of the Wire.

[D]

Oh, Omar. You can run into Omar.

[B]

You could walk us through and show us all the monuments.

[F]

Sure enough, I'll show you all the sights, all the, you know, clubs, and then we'll see if we can get. Get a sack of something and blaze up.

[B]

I'm gonna. I'm gonna have my kids with me. Are we gonna get high and ride around on Segways around the Washington Monument?

[F]

You know it, baby. That's the only way to do it in dmv.

[B]

Come on, kids. This will be a week you'll never forget.

[A]

Wow, Chalky white, I really love your work.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

All right.

[C]

You know, when you go to name a company like Give Me the vin. What a great idea. Give me the vin. Because you're giving the VIN number. Well, this lady salon owner, Dawn Moon has pledged she's very oriental to keep her business unusual and controversial.

[B]

The name Donuts or Nails.

[C]

Actually, she does nails.

[B]

There you go.

[C]

Which of course, nails are the end of your hand. And so she named the company. Well, you'll find out here in a moment. The Sandusky, Ohio, businesswoman says she doesn't understand the controversy.

[B]

If you go and you have your nose done, it's called the nose job, right? Okay. Well, you come and you get your hands done. It's a hand job. Owner Dawn Moon says her customers and employees love the name, but the zoning.

[E]

Board says her sign could be considered, quote, indecent.

[B]

It's reviewing the name and could force her to change it. Yes. There you go.

[C]

You may want to think twice when you name a company.

[B]

If they just squeeze her a little bit harder, they'll get it all finished up and be done. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Alrighty, Chris and Chris. Chris. Chris. Northern Virginia. Good morning. You want to complain?

[E]

Well, I wanted to complain, but now that I heard your associate talk about coming to Washington, D.C. ironically, I'm a professional tour guide licensed in Washington, D.C. and I also own a ghost tour. If you want to see the Washington, the real Washington, D.C. i can take you places no one likes to go.

[F]

Well, I mean.

[B]

I would like to do that. What, are you gonna charge me? Are you just gonna plug your wires in front of hundreds of thousands of people and we'll just swap?

[E]

Oh, okay. Well, if you want to, you can check out NationalNightmares.com. that's my ghost tour.

[B]

National Nightmares.

[E]

National Nightmares.

[B]

Do you have segues? Because I want segues. If I can't have segues, I ain't going to. What? Oh, really? Yeah.

[E]

Hey, I, I, no, we can go ahead and we can, we can contact Russell. How big is your family?

[B]

Pretty big. You know, I like to hump a lot. So I had four kids and my wife's young. Yeah, young wife. 14, 12 something. Years younger than me. Something like that. And European. Yep, yep. Double points. Double.

[C]

Survey says.

[B]

We were just firing those kids out like, like a tennis ball machine.

[C]

So six is the answer to your question?

[B]

There's six. Six total. So I need six Segways, a case of Miller, 12 pack of Miller Light on a yeti on one of them, and. And Bob, if he's coming, we'll need a little marijuana. So I'm going to put you on hold and we'll line all that up. Thank you.

[D]

What a request.

[B]

It's like a writer for the Dave Matthews Band, man.

[C]

All the free stuff's just started.

[B]

Blue M M's.

[D]

John goes on a tour. This is what he needs. All right.

[C]

Right, right. I like how you want the yeti. Filled with beer on a segue Chad.

[B]

In Glen Allen, Virginia. Good morning.

[C]

I don't think a yeti can ride a segment.

[B]

Good morning. What you got.

[E]

Man? First time caller, I've got a 2006 Honda Civic.

[B]

Two door, four door LX model.

[E]

It's a two door LX with 115,000 miles average.

[B]

Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[B]

Any rust because you know you got a 12 year old, 13 year old rig up there in the salt roads.

[E]

Actually not. I bought it out of Texas.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[E]

For my kid.

[B]

I think it's a two grand rig. I think it's a fifteen hundred dollar rig. But I'll give two grand because I overpay, you know. You know it's fifteen, seventeen. Two grand. Two grand. Two grand's fine. Does that work?

[E]

Fantastic. Yes sir. Carmax, hit it at 1700.

[B]

See you guys will learn the more you listen. Not to be a smart ass, but I'm really good at this. I've been doing this for a long time and I can save a lot of time. You don't have to go to places and waste your time and all that hell because you can just go to givemetheven.com and I'll hit it real quick and our computer system hits them real quick.

[E]

Will you, will you guys come and get it?

[B]

We will come and get it because our office is in Mannheim, Pennsylvania, right across the street from the largest auction on the planet. It's two hours from me though. Well, yeah, it's two hours up the road but I mean we dispatch to New York, we dispatch all over that region. But yes, we, we have vans full of drivers and we're heading down there every day to pick up cars. So we will. Do you have a title to it?

[E]

I do.

[B]

Alright, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Say Wolf bought this on air for me from 2000. Go ahead and take pictures of the car all the way around. Take pictures of your driver's license, take pictures of front and back of the title. And if you want to load them all up on your first submission, which still if those pictures are on your phone when you put your license plate number in and load the thing, you can just click all the pictures and hit go and it will shove the whole package over and we can, it'll speed it up. We'll be there Monday morning to pick them up if you want to sell it. Is it sold? Do I own the car now?

[E]

You're a buyer.

[B]

Okay, good, let's go. And remember, we. It's early the the, the rich guys aren't out yet. Well, it's just like hunting, you know, the big bucks aren't out yet. The rich guys aren't out yet. Well, there are. That's not exactly true. They are out there at their cars and coffee. Jerry Seinfeld. Yes. Warren Beatty. How are you? So, but, but, but the, the, the, the heavy cars. We buy a lot of expensive cars, you know, Ferraris, Lamborghinis, all the E's, all the Italian crap. Rolls Royce. God, those things aren't worth much right now.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's just marketability on those heavy cars. It shifts around. McLarens. I love McLarens. Doing well. The McLarens. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Claire in Alexandria. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

What do you think so far?

[E]

I love the show.

[B]

Good. We're new. We're weird. I understand it's a definite break. You know, it's, it's not something that you probably ever heard before that, but.

[E]

That's correct. Yes.

[B]

And the good thing is, is you guys are a little rougher skinned up there. So. So, so we're not going to offend you like we did the California people, I don't think.

[E]

No, I mean, we sit in bars and watch congressional testimony as a spectator support. So.

[B]

What happened with. Real quick, I just heard. Did you watch Mueller testimony? Was it.

[E]

No, I didn't get to do that. I actually had to work.

[B]

I meant Cohen. I meant Cohen. I met Cohen. I need to get into that.

[E]

I know what you were talking about, but I actually had to work that day.

[B]

Well, he made a comment. Hey, let me bid your car real quick. You've got a 12 Ford Escape, 48,000 miles, leather clothes, two wheel or four wheel drive?

[E]

Two wheel. Two wheel drive.

[B]

Okay. And is it a six cylinder or four?

[E]

Six cylinder.

[B]

And it's a two wheel drive. Six. Two wheel drive. Six. Two wheel Drive. Six. Is it.

[E]

I think.

[B]

Is it. I think it's a six.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Is it limited or an xlt?

[E]

Xlt.

[B]

Okay. Average, rough or clean?

[E]

Solid. Pardon?

[B]

Average, rough or clean condition.

[E]

I think it's average. It does have a, it does have a scrape on the right side.

[B]

I'm gonna go seven grand before I see the scrape. And let's, let's look and figure it out. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And I want to talk about this Cohen thing, but I've got to go to break. We're going to play some song. I think it's what's that guy's name that they thought was gay, but he was straight? But he was straight, but he was gay? Billy Squire. Yeah. My name is John Clay Wolf. And we'll be back. Just a minute. Mui. Whatever. Por favor.

[G]

And now back to the John Clay Wolf show. Presented by givemetheven.com this is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

This song's okay.

[A]

What are you doing?

[B]

I mean, I. I would have picked a different one if I was gonna go Wings.

[A]

Pass it by. Goldilocks.

[B]

Coming on.

[A]

I love that Screamy Mimi Scratchy McCartney voice.

[B]

Late 70s mark in Dallas. An 07 Silverado with 300,000 miles and a rebuilt transmission. I don't know what you want for a thousand, two thousand bucks?

[E]

I was thinking more like four or five.

[A]

Man.

[B]

Man, it's got 300 GS on it. 300 GS?

[E]

Original owner.

[B]

Dude, the Mexicans don't even want that thing. It's got so many miles on it.

[E]

Everything worked.

[B]

Go ahead, Turley. You can go and play that. He's not a hater. He's a Texan. He's not accidental racist. Because mild out crap is mild out crap is mild out crap. And it has no racial barriers. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Give me a call and I'll buy your car. Year, make, model, miles, average, rough or clean. Or just go to. Give me the Vi N. Give me the Vin. Give me the Vin. Give in.com real quick. I'm gonna do this too, Paul. An O2F 350. These are mild out rigs, but is this a O2F 350 dually, four wheel drive. Is it a 73 liter? Yes. Average, rougher, clean, real clean.

[E]

He was a car builder and they. Anyway, he passed away last April and it's kind of sad. And his son just needs to get rid of it.

[B]

Okay, I'm probably around a five grand buyer, but I need to see pictures. Maybe seven. Okay, go to givemetheven.com take some photos and do me. Put you on hold real quick and DJ can help you. Hang on a second. Okay.

[E]

All right.

[B]

All right. Thanks, DJ. Pre K line 5. I put them on hold for you. Bach. Randy the Chipmunk. Good morning. Bring him in. Bring him in. Bring him in.

[D]

He's early today.

[B]

Well, he's a wiry little devil.

[C]

Came out of his tree.

[A]

Hey.

[C]

Morning, buddy.

[B]

Hey, guys.

[H]

What's going on?

[C]

You're looking Sprite.

[H]

Yeah, well, I be doing a whole hell of a lot of sitting around the tree. Damn, it's cold out.

[C]

It is cold everywhere.

[H]

Yeah, me sh was sitting around looking at reruns of Narcos.

[B]

You and who?

[H]

Me and Sharonda.

[B]

Sharonda? Who's Sharonda? Your girl. I thought you got rid of her. I thought she was cheating on you, girl. I thought she was cheating on you with Scooter.

[H]

No, she was, dude. She was. She was seeing this guy named Tyrone down the street and Just broke my heart for the kids, you know, you come back, we can get it on.

[C]

Why you gotta bring this up, John?

[B]

So you and Sharon have been sitting around in the tree watching Netflix Narcos?

[H]

Yeah, she said, okay, we get it on. You want to watch Narcos?

[B]

I said, yeah, it's all forgotten.

[H]

Okay.

[E]

Because you can see.

[H]

Okay, you see like the first season of Narcos. This is the slightly, almost borderline overweight Pablo series. It's not bad. It's really pretty good.

[B]

Okay, now the second Narcos is the Netflix story of Pablo Escobar. I think the best piece of. It's my favorite show ever. Everybody knows that better than Breaking Bad.

[H]

Second season is the beginning to get a little pudgy, Pablo. And there's a boy. There's a lot of good knocking, doing all that stuff.

[B]

So that's the thing.

[H]

Sharonda gets all pit up when we watch Narco.

[B]

Have you watched season one already? Yeah, what did you think?

[H]

Of course. Well, I thought there was a lot of really good knocking in there. Especially Pina. The DEA guy? Yeah, man, he's just a good looking girlfriend. And there was a Kiko.

[F]

Yeah.

[H]

Oh, Kiko gets it on, boy, he ain't kidding. Sharonda gets all excited. She gets to night sweats on. She Woke me up three nights in a row, like at 1:00'.

[B]

Clock.

[H]

Yes. Crazy man.

[B]

800, 800, 7, 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio.

[H]

Watch Narcos with you woman, with your woman. And if you can't get along, you're the problem.

[B]

So where are you at in the deal?

[F]

They just.

[H]

Pablo's mama just went to church and screwed everything.

[B]

Everything. So you're pretty deep, right? So Pablo's mom, Pablo Escobar's mom, they're in hiding. And she said, I'm going to church. And she got one of the guards to take her to church and they followed her back to the hiding place. And oh, it's a real problem. I'm not gonna ruin it for her.

[H]

And even Kaka's pissed off. And she's never pissed off.

[B]

Everybody's Mad Teddy in Virginia. Winchester. Oh. Three Camry XLE with a buck 80 on it's got to be worth about a thousand bucks. Thousand?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Kirby Grapevine O2 Subaru Forester. 93,000 miles. Leather roof, average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Average.

[B]

Forester. Forester. Forester. Forester. Forester. All wheel drive. Which is it, cloth or leather?

[E]

Leather.

[B]

Thousand bucks. Maybe 1500. Good morning, Tennessee. How are you?

[E]

Good morning. How are you?

[B]

Good. What you got?

[E]

Hey, you guys have a card that I'm trying to buy? Can you give me a dedicated line that I can speak with somebody about the vehicle?

[B]

We don't sell. Are you a dealer?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Yeah. Just. We're in the middle of a radio show right now, and.

[E]

Yeah, do you guys have just a different number or anything?

[B]

I just know you're on the freaking radio across the country, like in syndicated radio, and everybody said, what the hell is it you want? What. What's the car you want to buy? Let's just do this now.

[D]

Can you just click.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let's just do it now.

[A]

Let's do it.

[E]

I'm ready. What is 12 infinity FX 35, 4x2. 78,000 miles.

[B]

What's.

[E]

What's my last six event?

[B]

No, no, no. I just want to know how much the thing says it cost because it prices it to you.

[E]

It doesn't have it. It has. It's a proxy bid for next week.

[B]

But there's not a. Oh, you want to buy it before the auction. You said it was.

[E]

You said you want to sell it.

[B]

You said it was on ov. Is it on OV or is it just loaded into my inventory?

[E]

That is. It's showing that it's. It's showing that it's going through the auction next week.

[B]

Right, but that's not OV. That's not OV. I've got 500 cars running through the auction. But what I do want is I want you online. I want you online at the. Give me the VIN lane from Tennessee on simulcast. And if you buy it, I'm going to send you. If you buy it, then I'm gonna send you a check for 300 bucks just because. Just to tell.

[E]

Just because you love me.

[B]

Just because I love you. Be on top. You get three. Be on top. I'm covering your buy fee, basically.

[E]

Okay, man. Thank you. That is so cool. That is too cool.

[B]

Thank you. That was confusion is what that was. That was a mess where you. Man, that was a dealer in Tennessee that wants to buy an Infinity that We bought and it's loaded into our inventory and he's seeing it in the Manheim system.

[H]

Oh, okay. I thought the fans had it for sure.

[B]

Virginia, good morning. You're on the air. Hello, Virginia, you're on the air. Did I lose them? Oh, they're gone. Colby. Fort Worth, Texas. 04 Sierra. Half ton, 200 bunch of miles, man. Hey, Colby, push it into the [e-mail]. okay.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Just too many miles, man. I gotta look at the pictures. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Is the call in number. Kirby Grapevine, you still there? Good. He's gone. I was gonna say we spent a hundred dollars worth of long distance on this 500 car already. Oh, man, it's been busy this morning. Okay, so we got everybody up. What time is this? 8 o'. Clock. We have 25 more affiliates joining us at 9:06, 9:40 in the east Coast. Then we could really be funny. JD we could really be funny.

[C]

Crank it up, everybody.

[B]

California is. They start at 8. So Vegas and California, 10 hour time. Good morning, Vegas. Good morning, Houston. Good morning, Baton Rouge. We were talking about y' all earlier before you got up. It's pretty good stuff. Obviously. WBIG listeners, Baltimore, Maryland, all that stuff in Oklahoma. Here's our first. We got an Oklahoma, and I got to go to break. Ok. Oklahoma, are you there?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Did you ever have sex with anybody, first, second or third cousin?

[E]

Not today.

[B]

Okay. My name is John Clay Wolf. I'll be back after these messages. Oh, yeah, we're back.

[G]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Can I Get Nasty?

[D]

Presented by givemetheven.com one of the greatest bass lines ever.

[B]

And what band did the Deal Twins come out of? The what Deal Twins? Kim Deal, D, A, L. The Breeders. What bass did she play for before the Breeders, which was very famous band. Baba, you're a radio personnel. You got to be over by the mic.

[C]

He knows everything.

[D]

He's high right now. He's eating a bat, a box of chicken and waffle cereal with no chicken.

[B]

It's the Pixies. The Pixies. I should have put it out there. I should have put it out there for the. In Oklahoma, you don't have to go across the street. Ben and Ben and Ben and Lawton. Oklahoma says to get laid in Oklahoma, you don't have to go across the street. You just go across the hall. Ben, is that true?

[E]

It's absolutely true. Unless they live next door, you know, in Case of a cousin or something.

[B]

Then you got to go across the yard. Ty. Grip. Ty? Ty? Ty, you there?

[E]

Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[B]

99 three quarter ton diesel Cummins with 96 two wheel drive, regular cab. Is it a long bed or a short?

[E]

It's in decent. It's in real good shape. It's got a couple dance here and there, but it's worth, you know. It's a good truck.

[B]

It's only got 96,000 miles, right?

[E]

It sure does. Yes. Did you cut it away from grandpa?

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And then his son used it for college for right out of the year and then brought it back and put it in the barn and then he got it out and I. I was one of the lucky ones over here in Atlanta, Texas to buy it. I live in New Boston, Texas.

[B]

Okay. You want to flip it to me for a profit?

[E]

Yeah, I think it's worth. Huh.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I gave, I. I gave five for it.

[B]

Okay. You can definitely make money on me. I need to see the pictures. Do you want to sell it now?

[E]

Do I have to sell it right now? I mean, I don't have any pictures. I'm a trucker and I'm driving back. I delivered this morning in Dallas and I'm going back to Ashdown, Arkansas and I have no pictures of the vehicle on my phone.

[B]

Do you have the. Do you have. Do you have the VIN number or the license plate number? All right, well anyway, I want to buy it. You can make money off me. So just load it up into givemetheven.com and we'll do a deal. It's just that simple.

[E]

To vin dot com. Give.

[B]

Slow down. Give me. Give me the vin dot com. What am I going to offer you? I have no effing idea. Somewhere between 7, 8, 9, 10. I got to see pictures.

[E]

Okay. All right. Very good. Okay, so give me the ben.com.

[B]

That'S it. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. And if you do speed, be sure to call in also. 800, 800 radio. Casey and Baton Rouge. Casey. How do I take that on? Casey and Baton Rouge. Morning.

[E]

What's happening, Wolf Man? Fellas, that dude was. That dude was room booming, huh?

[B]

He was room vrooming. All I got to do is room a room vroom, vroom. And a boom boom.

[E]

That's right.

[H]

I don't know.

[A]

I want to sell.

[B]

I got him five grand. What you can offer me? I don't know.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Five grand.

[C]

How about you?

[B]

How about your 5K? Is it Still Mardi Gras down there, man.

[E]

We in Mardi Gras central. Mardi Gras day is Tuesday. Do not go to New Orleans if you're not going to Mardi Gras.

[B]

The girls put out quicker, easier, faster during this time of the season.

[E]

It depends on what time of the day it is. From about 7am to about 4am in the morning, you're good. From about 4am to 7am there's.

[B]

Wow, that's a lot of time.

[E]

The drinking started about two hours ago. So, you know, I mean it's pretty much all fair game down there.

[B]

So I wonder if they did a nine month out the hospitals if there's a lot more babies showing up at nine months from this week. Sounds like it.

[A]

Oh, definitely.

[E]

You know, I, if I were a betting man, I would probably bet that in that. In that direction for sure.

[B]

Well, the super bowl, there's more babies nine months after the super bowl and New Year's. Okay, so we've got a six.

[E]

Mess with all that.

[B]

We just do. We got 16. We've got a six. Do you have a daughter?

[E]

No.

[B]

No. That ain't even funny, man. Do you have a sister?

[E]

No.

[B]

There'S no females. It's like Chinese they like. And I'm not gonna say that. Casey, just load it up into givemetheven.com I'll buy your canyon. We've talked about this long enough. You and I are just going to keep BS and we're never going to get down to the car. I need to get down to business. We need to go into a different room to do the car business. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve. In 07 Mitsubishi Eclipse. Steve, are you a transvestite stripper?

[E]

Hell no.

[B]

Well, you know, this is a stripper car. I don't know if you've been any strip clubs lately, but this is like the queen bee of stripper cars. There's note lots. There's people in business that are. Their whole primary deal is to keep the strippers rolling to the strip clubs and Mitsubishi Eclipses with high miles.

[E]

It was a spur of a moment buy. That's all it was.

[B]

Good deal.

[E]

I bought it. Now I want to.

[B]

500 bucks. 500 bucks. 500 bucks. Five hundred bucks. 4004-004004-50450. 454. 500. Sold.

[A]

Four and a half. 5, 5, 5, 5.

[B]

Piece of. Yep. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. So.

[A]

And it came with a shiny pair of High heels. That's why I bought it.

[B]

And it smells like chicken and waffles. 800-800-723-4. Randy in Oklahoma.

[F]

Yes.

[B]

Where in Oklahoma? What city?

[E]

Oklahoma City.

[B]

Oklahoma City. Is this first time you've ever listened to us on the radio on Saturday morning?

[E]

No, no. I've been listening to you guys for a while now. You guys are hilarious.

[B]

Hilarious. He said jd. Hilarious. Hilarious. Hilarious. Randy, I renamed jd. He is now the traffic. Jd, do you have any Oklahoma City traffic?

[C]

No.

[B]

Hang on. JD's gonna do an Oklahoma City traffic update for everybody right now.

[C]

I'm 35. It's a mess. Back to you.

[A]

It's probably true.

[C]

And in the hallway at your house, your sister's, man.

[B]

Let's let Baba do the Oklahoma traffic right now.

[A]

Past the Mura building. They're all gone down to the little memorial thing. And we hear there's gonna be an appearance by George Strait along with Reba McIntyre and Garrett Garth Brooks this morning at 10:30am at the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City. Hey, Red, be there first, get an autograph.

[B]

Randy, will you please just load your truck up into the website? Give me the vin.com. it'll bid it immediately and I'll grab this one. Where are you calling from? Who's this? What do you want?

[D]

I think they just hung up.

[B]

Hello? No, they're there. They're there. I spooked them.

[A]

Creeping.

[B]

I spooked them. Corpus Christi.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

JD wants to move to the coast. Will you. Do you have a rent house or something you can loan him?

[E]

I got four of them, bro.

[B]

We'd like to get rid of him. We'd like to work a deal with someone to get rid of him.

[A]

What?

[C]

Yeah, my life.

[B]

What have you got for sale?

[E]

I got an 80, 84 shortbread, C10.

[B]

How much for the women and the children? A C10 square body, short bed. Is it a 305 or 350? Hey, and hang on, hang on, hang on. Everybody that's listening to this. I will not take one more classic call after this. Because here's what happens. The second we even mutter old cars, then here they come. I got a 68. The blah blah blah.

[E]

My daddy left me packing right here.

[F]

I've got 411 posi track out back, 750 double pumper, Edelbrock intakes board over 30, 11 to 1 pop up pistons, turbojet, 390 horsepower.

[B]

We're talking some muscles. 1970 in north muscle cars and trucks. I'll bid them on the Air. Anything else? No. If it's a four door mama car, don't even want it. They don't bring squat up in DC. There's a badass DeVille coupe, you know, $6,500, 100,000 original miles. But it's got that touch rust. Every time I get a hold of a classic car, it's a problem.

[A]

Hey John, guess what I got?

[B]

What you got?

[A]

The last Fiero.

[B]

Make a great movie, wouldn't it? Okay, so Corpus, you got a 84, short wide.

[E]

Shortbread C10. Yes sir.

[B]

Which engine? 5. I mean a 57 or the 5 0.

[E]

That's a 350.

[B]

You know, just off the top of my head. So it's not fuel injected. 87 was the first shield and fuel injector. Average rough or clean condition.

[E]

I'm gonna say it's between the average and the rough. I mean because it's.

[A]

I mean it hardly has any rust.

[E]

One spot, corner cab. Body's pretty straight, has a couple of dents on top. On my hell damage.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Other than that on the cab, but.

[B]

Sounds like a beater, man. Sounds like a whopped down, wore out old hoe. Been rode hard, put up wet, been to alcohol anonymous and cocaine reaction and.

[E]

And it's kind of a sleeper.

[B]

Yeah, it sounds like. Sounds like it's a wore out whip down dog leg. Pos. Is the paint burn off of it too?

[E]

Primer, brother.

[B]

Welcome to Corpus Christi, Texas, everybody. The guy says it's a peach and then it comes out. It's hell damaged. And primer. I'm about a 3G guy.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Three grand on the sleeper. On the sleeper and I'm. That's not an offer, that's just an observation. 800. 800. 7, 2, 3, 4. 808. It's a sleeper. And primer. It's a sleeper. This is why we don't do it, J.D. we open the door. The guy even has some money and he has some rent houses. Yes. And his car's in primer. Son of a. I'll be back in just a minute.

[F]

Hey.

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[B]

Good morning, everyone. We just joined a lot of new affiliates for you guys who just picked us up. Remember, we start two hours earlier than this now. And you can grab the whole podcast all five hours at john claywolf.com or John the John Clay Wolf Show Facebook page has the podcast on it. Or you can stream live stream it.

[C]

All@John claywolf.com and that's off of J.D.

[B]

Ryan'S Internet radio station, the Grapevine. If you want to buy ads, call JD Ryan.

[C]

In the meanwhile, we have.

[B]

If you want to pay less than a hundred dollars an ad, don't call.

[A]

Him, don't call me, or trade for him.

[C]

Trade?

[D]

Oh, yeah, he'll do. Trade. No.

[C]

You know, I traded this morning for some. What is this? Chicken and waffle cereal. What's wrong with you, Bobbo? Chicken and waffle cereal.

[A]

Well, sir, stoned, I did not buy it.

[C]

Somebody bought it.

[A]

Pre K bought it.

[C]

Oh, that explains a lot.

[A]

Never mind very much.

[B]

Mike, pop me up. You're up. That's not playing.

[D]

And you want to play it now.

[B]

Again, I say pop me up. It's got to be hot when I play it. There, see, that's what that means. There it is.

[C]

We have a challenge this morning, ladies and gentlemen, in our studios.

[B]

So I didn't share this with anybody earlier.

[C]

Nope.

[B]

But we are. You know, I. I'm. I broke my back l. Two years ago.

[E]

Go.

[B]

What do you call it? Wheelchair. The works. Came all the way back. Not all the way wheelchair. Not all the way back, huh?

[C]

How long were you in a wheelchair?

[B]

About a year.

[C]

About a year. Okay.

[B]

I say two, but I lie. It's really.

[C]

But they told you you never walk again.

[B]

Yeah, I had to pee through a stick for like four years. If anybody. If that turns anybody on.

[C]

Oh, man, I did, too. But that was a party.

[B]

So we. We support the Special Olympics because of that. And we watch Rocky and. And we do a different version of the Special Olympics.

[C]

We do.

[B]

We do comical version. So we have Lieutenant Dan. Yes, Lieutenant Dan. Years ago when we were in the auction lane, there was an Iranian, like a terroristic Iranian that was gonna come get me.

[C]

Serious situation.

[B]

And Lieutenant Dan, I was Arguing with him. He was on top of this Lincoln town guard. Imagine that.

[C]

Of course.

[B]

And I said, it takes more money or something like that. And he started yelling at me and hubba lava. And I yelled back. And he was coming at me. Lieutenant Dan jumps out, tackles the Iranian man in the auction lane. And in the town car, ran over his leg.

[C]

Slow motion.

[B]

So he lost his leg. And Lieutenant Dana, I haven't thanked you for that in a long time. But, you know, you're. You're a lifer with me, right? You bet. Okay, let me. So he lost his leg. So he has a. What do you call it? A parasitic prosthetic. Prosthetic. And. And then we have Aaron, who is a tornado chaser. And he listened to the show, and he came on to be a buyer for Give me the vin. And Aaron. Aaron, what makes you a special olympic candidate? Just come on.

[F]

Fat.

[B]

He's fat. He's fat. Fat Aaron. Fat Aaron, everybody.

[A]

He's got size.

[B]

We've got fat Aaron. And lieutenant Dan. So fat Aaron, what are you clocking in now on the scale right now?

[E]

405.

[B]

405. Lean and stern. 405.

[A]

Don't mess around.

[B]

And Lieutenant Dan, what are you hitting the scale at? I'm about 2 seconds, 7. So let's call it 2. 280. If you had the rest of your leg, who knows? This leg weighs about 14 pounds.

[C]

Does it really?

[B]

Is that much?

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Oh, that one does.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

The prosthetic. What did your old one, when they cut it off, did you put it on a scale so you can see what your what, how much weight loss? Dude, man, if I'd have been awake, that have been the first thing I thought of. Look how much weight I just lost by cutting my leg off.

[C]

Right. I've been on it.

[B]

Okay, so you guys are gonna have a race here today at the Give me the vin off office downstairs, right here in the John Clay wolf show studios upstairs in the headquarters.

[A]

Like a foot race?

[B]

Well, yeah.

[D]

Let me set up.

[B]

Actually, John, it had to be postponed because I'm waiting on new parts for my prostate. Oh, this is terrible. What?

[D]

Oh, no. So they've been. Okay, so these guys work together next to each other in a cubicle, and they've been arguing. Aaron says, I could beat you in a race.

[B]

Sure.

[D]

Big, Big, fat Aaron says, that's a big.

[C]

I could beat you in a race.

[D]

Yes.

[B]

Pretty classic. So.

[D]

Well, Lieutenant Dan says, all right, Put your money where your mouth is. Let's bet 100 bucks.

[B]

40 yard and the honor and we're going to take the hundred dollars and donate it to Special Olympics.

[F]

Yes.

[A]

Good. Now wait a minute. Why you got to postpone it? For what?

[B]

I'm gonna match it. Oh, there you go. I'm getting a new prosthetic.

[A]

You don't want to race on the new leg?

[B]

I thought your old lady liked the one you had. Now race on the old one. Well, neither one of y' all are racing. So it doesn't matter what you think. Okay.

[A]

I'm just saying you don't want to mess up your new leg.

[B]

If I'm gonna enter this race. How long is this race?

[D]

40 yards.

[B]

40 yard dash if y' all will let me start. 30 yards in I will enter. But see, I cannot run at all.

[C]

No.

[B]

I have no run in me. My. My. My feet don't work right. I can walk. I kind of look like I've been drinking when I'm walking. I'm betting that Aaron can't run either. Hey, I. I think if y' all gave me a 30 yard start in a 40 yard dash. I think both of you take me.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Let me tell you what started this deal. Okay? This is what started the deal. Aaron's big time into paintball. Right? So we're sitting there on one of our many breaks. A day of some downtime or what have you. And Aaron. And Aaron tells me that his team's philosophy for the upcoming paintball event is to send him right down the middle of the field. Hell yeah. Just to take them. Just to be the. I don't know. Refrigerator Perry. It worked for the Chicago Bears. Just take him down. Let everybody hit him. I'm thinking to myself, I can throw a paintball at this guy. All right. And that's where the race develops. So when are we gonna have the race? When's the prosthetic? I don't think that. So can you. Can I can. I'm on a. I've been to the doctor like four weeks in a row and getting fitted for my new one. And right now I'm on a. I'm on a. I'm on a rented month. No, there's no excuses. Except I'm on a Reynold model. I can barely walk on it, Much less run.

[C]

Okay, so it's a rental. Well, you understand when you're in a rent car, you don't drive as well.

[B]

What about an Uber leg?

[D]

My question though is who do you bet on?

[C]

Yeah.

[E]

Really?

[C]

Which way do we go with this death?

[B]

Really?

[C]

In Manila?

[D]

405 pound guy or a Guy with one leg.

[B]

Here's what I think we should do. So now we have a whole week to build this up. And here's what I want to do. I want to get some video of Lieutenant Dan running. Can you run it all on the leg that you have? Vaguely. Okay, so let's get some video of Lieutenant Dan running 10 yards. Okay. And get some video of big Aaron running 10 yards. And we'll let the listeners start placing the bet.

[C]

I like this.

[D]

You know, now pre K is actually training Big Aaron here, too. What?

[B]

DJ Pre K. How's that going?

[F]

I'm trying to get him ready, man. I'm trying to get him pumped.

[B]

And, you know, what is the coach.

[C]

How do you feel? You know, Rocky's coach always had a feeling. How do you feel he's doing?

[B]

Get him high on drugs is not going to help his performance.

[F]

Look, man, you know, you might run a little faster after a blunt or two.

[C]

No, you don't.

[F]

You happy, man?

[B]

You're in a good mood. You want to run?

[C]

You want to sit down and eat some chips?

[F]

That, too.

[D]

Or wait, are you just trying to get him hungry and you're gonna have something at the finish line? Is that what you're doing? Ah, strategy.

[F]

I see.

[B]

I have a bucket of chicken at the finish line for Big Aaron.

[F]

Whatever works. Works, baby. Okay.

[B]

All right, all right, all right.

[C]

Chicken at the finish line.

[B]

Juan. Juan. In McAllen, Texas. Juan and McAllen, Texas, are you there? I left him on hold too long. Damn it. I wanted to talk to him and ask him if he was a drug dealer. Damn it. He's not there. Unless. Do I have to hit this collar button? I think so. Oh, Juan and Juan, are you there, Juan? He's not there. On this new system, do I have to hit the collar button, or is that the old one?

[D]

Oh, no, you don't have to hit it.

[B]

Yeah. Okay, Juan, Come back when you're ready. When you get done doing your. When you get done. Coyote people over the border. So I want to talk about. So anyway, this is happening next week.

[D]

Well, you think so?

[B]

14.

[D]

14.

[B]

Let's get some video, you guys. We'll put it on the John Cleveland show Facebook page, and we'll start getting. We'll take side bets. And Randy the chipmunk can be the bookie.

[D]

Well, and we can actually have run the spread. We could Facebook live this, too. Oh, yeah. The whole event and everything.

[B]

So this will be fun.

[C]

Well, it's kind of cloudy and cold here today. Let's pick a nice sunny morning this.

[B]

Is gonna be great play in Wichita Falls. This isn't working, guys. The phones aren't working. Something. We've done something wrong?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay. And one still wants to. One still there too. Quay. What kind of name is Quay, man?

[E]

I just. Just. I guess my mom and dad, they looked through that phone book and they found Quay and they thought that's the only that. That'll. Everybody will remember him for that one.

[B]

You don't sound like a Quay.

[E]

Well, yes, sir.

[B]

Yes, sir.

[E]

I'm Clay. All for 29 years now.

[B]

Yeah. What's your last name? Yeah.

[E]

Grant.

[B]

What's it say on your birth certificate?

[E]

Quay Grant.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, but you're assuming that not all quays are the same.

[C]

No, they're not.

[B]

No.

[C]

Slider.

[B]

I just explained. I expected a softer, higher pitched voice.

[A]

I mean, some guys are Quay, but some guys are Quay.

[B]

Quay, do you have. Do you. I'm Quay. Do you have a. Are you. Are you into the martial arts?

[E]

You know I'm not, buddy. I work every day, so I guess that's about as martial as I get.

[B]

Okay. An OH8 Yukon with 200 is not worth much. I would just keep driving it or give it a.

[E]

It ain't worth nothing. But I tell you what, it's in my way. And I work all the way up here in Round El Reno, Oklahoma, and it's at my buddy's house and all. Literally all we did with it is we go scout birds in it and then after that could go fill up deer feeders and whatnot. And it's in the way. And I'm working.

[A]

I'm.

[E]

I'm all the time working. I ain't got time to fool.

[B]

I'll give a thousand dollars for it. I'll give a thousand dollars for it. I'll give a thousand dollars for it.

[E]

I gotta have more.

[B]

I understand. I understand. I understand. Juan and McAllen, good morning.

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

Hey. So how bad is this? You're on in Washington D.C. by the way. So. You're a perfect person. You're right there on the border. Do we need to build a wall down there?

[E]

Yes. Yes.

[B]

Why?

[E]

There is a wall. They need to continue the wall. Because if you're not building the wall, you're either an idiot or a Democrat.

[B]

Okay? You live right there. We're not going to throw stones in any side. I just don't. You right there with your binoculars in your Honda Civic watching Mexican people come over the border as we speak.

[E]

Yes, okay.

[B]

Yes, I am.

[C]

Yes, I am.

[B]

Because I have Friends down there. And it really is like that. Sure, it really is.

[A]

Of course, it's like.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[D]

They get in cars and get a coyote to cross.

[B]

Well, I mean, it's just so, so you think a border wall, like how, how far is the wall where you are? How long does it run out of McAllen?

[E]

From where I'm at, it's about eight miles from my house. But so it runs. It runs quite. There's quite a bit of the border down there that already has a wall on it.

[A]

It's not working.

[B]

So we're finished. Is it working?

[E]

No.

[B]

Well, there's a big.

[E]

There's big gap. There's big gaps in it already. There's like openings where people pass through.

[A]

That's not a very good.

[B]

So we need to repair. We need to maintain the wall. We have terrible.

[E]

Yeah, yeah, that. And finish it. Yeah.

[B]

Okay. Hey, go to givemetheven.com I do want to buy your Honda Civic. Go to givethevin.com and load it up and the computer bid it immediately. I'd love to. 800-800-7, 2, 3, 4. I want to talk about. What's his name? Cohen.

[C]

Cohen.

[B]

Cohen. Cohen. Am I out of time, Turley?

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

God, I'm always out of time, Charlie.

[C]

Such a good story too.

[B]

We'll be back in just a second.

[G]

We now return to the John Clay Wolf show, presented by givemethevin.com I hate credence.

[B]

Very good, thank you.

[G]

Call in 800, 800 radio now.

[C]

We suck, but we're proud.

[G]

John Clay Wolf.

[C]

I've been to Rome.

[B]

Dallas, Texas, went to Mexico, made a tequila factory, got rich, played a bunch of music, got mad at the Van Halen brothers, got a little action, got $80 million from my tequila company. And now I'm here on the John Clay Wall show introing everybody.

[A]

Don't forget the part where I told.

[C]

Eddie he could eat me. Get more energy for an 80 year old guy than I've ever heard.

[B]

Michael? Michael. Michael. Michael, you there?

[E]

Yep. What you got? Yes, sir. What's up with it?

[B]

Not much we doing, man.

[E]

I was up. I was up in Nebraska, back and forth, thank God. And I was up in Nebraska the other day listening to 971 and on I heart. And the Give me the vin commercial came on about how you built your business with the flexible woman.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah. You know, my old man always told me all I need is a woman that's very flexible with a good attitude. So.

[E]

Okay, I totally agree with that philosophy. And so what's his Name douchebag. You know, rock hitting water over there on the Eagle comes on from like three to seven or whatever. He, he cut it off mid commercial and said, y' all wear the cans or talking about headphones. Y' all wear the headphones next time that crap comes on. He said, didn't say crap. And I cut it off mid commercial. So I think y' all need to send a cease and desist.

[B]

No, we just need to, we just don't need to run ads in that guy's show if that happens in all these cities. The, the hot talkers, we're, we're edgy funny talk. They're edgy funny talk and they don't like competition. And also my co host, Mr. J.D. ryan was his co host for a long time and they're still listening to.

[E]

JD For a long time. Back when he was drinking.

[B]

Yeah, back when he's good.

[C]

It was a lot more fun.

[B]

And anyway, anyway, that, that's what that's all about. That's been going on a while. But I appreciate the heads up. It's all good, man. I love Russ Martin. I think he's the, I think he's the king of all media. Next to Casey Kasem, 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Tony in Oklahoma. His. The miles on his truck are only 285,000 miles. Good. Good job, Tony. Sounds like you got a mechanic in.

[A]

The family in 10 short years.

[B]

Where do you drive?

[E]

Everywhere.

[B]

Would you drive to Texas all the time to get for your jobs or something?

[E]

Well, actually, actually I live in Texas League City.

[B]

Then why does it say Oklahoma?

[E]

Because I'm from Oklahoma.

[B]

No offense, but he's from Oklahoma. Do me go to givemetheven.com and load this thing up because Rush Limbaugh is on the ISDN line and I've got to take him. And I, he's more important to me at this time than a 285,000 mile truck. But I do want to buy the truck. But I, but just go to givemetheven.com and load it up.

[D]

Okay, dialing them up here.

[B]

Rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush.

[A]

Are they there? Can you hear me?

[B]

Yes, John, Yes.

[A]

Thank God. The whole world's falling apart.

[B]

What happened with Michael Cohen testimony this week now, I take it you listened.

[A]

Good Lord, man.

[B]

This is.

[A]

You haven't. You have no idea about this. You're totally clueless.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no. I listened to some of it Wednesday afternoon about noon because I was working. We were doing the auction on Wednesday morning.

[A]

But I would say, and look, here was my takeaway.

[B]

And I have some direct questions for you, Mr. Rush. So Cohen said that Trump, he set up an LLC and he went and borrowed a home equity loan for $120,000 or some amount right around there, say 100,000. And he wired this LLC the money, and then they wired it to Stormy Daniels lawyer. And the lady asked him, why did you go through all of this rigmarole? Why didn't you just send her the money? And he said, why? Why did you set up why, why did you do a home equity loan?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

And he said, because I didn't want my wife to find out that I took our money and wired it out. And I thought right there, you're a GD liar.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Because you can't take a home equity loan on your house without your wife, wife knowing. That's a bigger risk than just wiring.

[C]

The money, getting caught by your wife.

[B]

I didn't want my wife to know that I paid the gal. Okay, then why did you take a home equity loan to do it? And Rush, what was your feeling on that?

[A]

I feel like the. Don't take me wrong. I, I think home equity loan is, is the really the, the most minuscule, tiniest problem that, that our esteemed president may have at this time.

[B]

800, 800 radio. 800, 800 7234. I'd like, like to hear anybody's comments, anybody's comments. And Trump, if you're listening on big 100, call in too and tell us what you think.

[A]

I hadn't even heard the phrase home equity mentioned in relation to this.

[B]

It was on at about 12:15 live. I was. No, about 12:40. I was listening to it.

[A]

Outstanding. I must have been drunk by then. I'll tell you and swear to God, as of Tuesday, seeing the testimony of Michael Cohen, who you can't believe, and he's an attorney and a convicted felon. Well, now he is. Sorry. You get mixed up with the wrong people. That's all I'm saying. Guys, I think, and don't get me wrong, you know, I love a guy, played golf with him, had a great time with him. I'm thinking, Kasich, we should have gone. Kasich. It may be time to jump ship. Republicans. John Kasich, the, the other white meat. That would have been a great, that would have been a great campaign. I think it'd be a whole different world. They've got some kind of, there's some kind of a disorder built into the current presidency. I'm not gonna say it's the president himself. There's a Cabinet. A lot of people have come, a lot of people have gone. It just feels weird, doesn't it? I mean, I lived through Weinberger and Edwin Meese, for God's sakes. I've never seen anything like this. Now, now, to his credit, I have actually consumed about a quart of Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch whiskey this morning since Tuesday.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Almost down to the bottom of the case. And for Ricky Ricardo's birthday today, I plan to switch to tequila and hope for the best.

[C]

Kasich.

[A]

Kasich.

[C]

Kasich.

[B]

Are you doing any pills this morning? Rush.

[A]

Of course. What kind of a question is. It's Saturday, isn't it? Hold on a sec. Are we off today? We're off today. Of course, yeah. Perka said her too. With my Honeycombs. You like the Honeycombs?

[B]

Yeah, I did like your Honeycomb.

[A]

Delicious, delicious breakfast cereal.

[B]

So do you think that Cohen was telling the truth?

[A]

I can't say. No one can really say. He certainly seems sincere. But he's an attorney, and you're poisoned.

[B]

Do you know who's wrong?

[A]

Who's lying? Who's telling the truth? Who'd you vote for? What are you doing, Kasich?

[B]

So you don't believe attorneys?

[A]

Well, I know attorneys.

[B]

Yeah?

[A]

Know them well.

[B]

And what do they do?

[A]

They lie. 99.9 of all politicians are acting attorneys. That should say enough. And you heard it here. For first, kids or last at the Excellence in Broadcasting Network Talent on alone from God.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Chris. 03 Ram. Three quarter ton with leather, four wheel drive, 110,000 miles. Does it have actual miles or did you get into the odometer and push him back?

[E]

Actual miles.

[B]

Okay. I was just asking because that's pretty low miles for an 033-quarter-ton ram. It sounds suspicious.

[E]

It's not, man. It's actual mild.

[B]

Does 15,000 buy it?

[E]

Yes, it should.

[B]

If it's nice. I'll take it. So go to givemetheven.com and load it up. If it's not nice, you know where my nice number is and we'll just back down from there to where it works.

[C]

Nice.

[B]

My name is John Clay Wolf. I buy cars on the radio and I talked to Rush Limbaugh.

[A]

When his first wife left him, he banged her mom on principle. After getting a cash settlement from an unfortunate auto collision he blew all the money on a home theater. A king Ranch diesel, a new hunting lease, and a whole lot of beer. He claims to have hurt his back on the job at the age of 28. At 50, he's still on disability. He is the world's biggest son of a. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do, make mine a natty light.

[B]

Tall boy.

[A]

Yeah, buddy.

[G]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

After a guy in Dallas finished last place in his fantasy football league, he.

[E]

Had to go to a dog park.

[B]

Covered in peanut butter.

[G]

Column toll free. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

His friends laughed, then got concerned when.

[E]

He went back again the next day.

[G]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

That's funny.

[D]

Those fantasy leagues. Yeah, when you lose, you finish last place. Yeah. Those bets can get dangerous tattoos. People have tattoos about Lord of the loss.

[C]

Caring a little too far. Can I?

[D]

Of course not.

[C]

Of course not. And from Facebook, from the Junkly Wolf Show. Oh, my God. Name one other show where they talk about a race where a guy who has a fake leg can race because he's waiting on his new leg. Love the John Clean Wolf Show.

[B]

It happens. Hey, Sydney in Baton Rouge.

[C]

Thank you, Scott.

[B]

Hey, out of all the cities that I expected someone to call in to try to sell a 327gm Chevy block, I'd say Baton Rouge is right up. I'm probably a lot more Lafayette than Baton Rouge, but good to hear from you. Thanks for calling Tradio. So you. You want me. You want me to make it. You want me to make an offer on your. On your engine block?

[E]

Yeah. Thousand bucks.

[B]

Thousand bucks. Will you and your old lady come install.

[E]

I just learned about it yesterday.

[B]

Will you. Will you and your old lady come install it if I buy it? How much installed?

[E]

6,000.

[B]

Oh, boy. Wow.

[D]

That's a hell of a charge.

[B]

That's a hell of a charge. And again, that's one reason we don't want to build that wall too fast. Because I know some guys named Jose and Conseco that will do it for 600.

[C]

It is Mardi Gras week in Louisiana.

[B]

Chandler. 13 fusion with 80,000 miles. It's cloth and a four cylinder is worth about five grand. Four grand. Five grand. You there? I'll buy it. Go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Uhhuh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Shannon. A 14 challenger RT plus with 45,000 miles. Leather roof, nav. 14. We're 19. That's five years old. It's got 45,000 miles. Is it a stick or an automatic?

[E]

Automatic.

[B]

What color?

[E]

Red.

[B]

Tell Me more about it.

[E]

It's got the. I've got the custom wheels on it. Black custom wheels. It's got the pinstriping, RT striping.

[B]

Has it ever been smoked in?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

What color is it?

[E]

It's red.

[B]

Does it smell like smoke?

[E]

No, it doesn't. Do you want to buy the car or not?

[B]

Well, I mean I've got to sell a car and people don't like buying smokers cars. So we have to use this defunct process that cost about. About $500. I wondered, I understand how heavy the smoke smell is. I used to with the smoke.

[E]

Doesn't smell like smoke. It was. It was years ago that it was smoked in.

[B]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how heavy is the smoke smell?

[E]

Well, I can't smell it because I haven't smoked it in two years.

[B]

You haven't smoked in two years?

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay. I don't know. Let's go. 15 grand for the radio and go to givemetheven.com and load it up. Let's look. I want to see some new. Send me some nudes. Send me some pics. Send me some pics. Send me some pics. Maybe she quit smoking before.

[A]

Maybe so.

[C]

A lot of ways around that job.

[B]

She's here with us a long time.

[A]

Since I've seen you guys. How you doing?

[B]

I'm doing good.

[A]

Cindy Swank here. It's nice to see you.

[B]

Hi, JD Rock and Roll dj.

[A]

You're looking really good there this morning. You guys catch my show this week? I was talking to you.

[C]

I did, I did. I heard yourself.

[B]

Are you still. Are you still claiming that you're a revive virgin? Cindy Swank?

[A]

Sure, yeah, I got it. It's all brand new down there. Let me, let me show you sometime.

[C]

No, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Let's don't rock and roll.

[B]

You do.

[C]

You're a rock star. I'll tell you.

[A]

We, we. We had Slipknot in the studio this week. Did you guys hear that?

[C]

I heard it.

[A]

Really wild guy. They're not as, you know, mean as you think. No, they've mellow with a mask and all the. The music about death, horribleness. You're really sweet guys.

[C]

Yeah, you kind of calm people down.

[B]

Cindy Swank's been covering the rock rock scene for quite some time. Cindy, how old are you now?

[A]

You're rock and roll authority for Big D, baby.

[B]

Cindy Swag, Kevin and Maryland. Good morning.

[A]

Lady never says good morning.

[E]

How are you?

[B]

Good, good, good. What do you think? Is this the first time you've heard us? We're new to the station up there.

[E]

There. Yeah. Well, no, I've listened to the station all the time. First time listening to you guys. Good.

[B]

What do you think?

[E]

I like it. I like it. It's snappy. It's. It's a nice change.

[B]

It's a little weird and I know everybody. That, that, that's new. Just.

[E]

I can handle weird.

[B]

Give us a minute. Give us a month. It will, it will. It will grow on you. If you don't believe me, ask some people and that have been listening to us for 10 years. You'll get used to it. Saturday morning cartoons for Saturday morning cartoons for grown ups is really what it boils down to.

[E]

Hey, you know what? I miss my cartoons, man. We're always the best.

[B]

The laugh Olympics. That was a good time. Yogi, Yogi, Yogi, Yogi Bear. Okay, 16 Chevy Cruze LT with 50,000 miles. Cars worth about five, six grand, maybe seven, depending on how it's geared. All right, so go to givemetheven.com. go to give me the vin.com. do you have a carmax offer? No, I do not get one. And if I don't beat it, I'll send you a check for 100 bucks.

[E]

Very good.

[B]

Thanks. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Another one from Virginia. We're fixing to lose Virginia in 5 minutes and 42 seconds, by the way. Good morning, Virginia.

[E]

Good morning. I've got a 1965 red Mustang fastback.

[B]

It's Joe Dirt, everybody. Joe Dirt from Virginia, straight out of the Appalachians is here on the. Do you have a mullet? Did you. Did you have a mullet back in the day?

[E]

I did.

[B]

I knew you did. I knew you did. And you had that great mustache too, didn't you?

[E]

I still have it.

[B]

Go to. Go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. We'll look at it. These old classic cars, I've got to see them. I can't do it without it. Oh, that's funny. Robert in Alexandria, Virginia. Good morning.

[E]

Good morning.

[B]

16 gmc Sierra half ton, 29,000 miles, four wheel drive, crew cab, leather and navigation. Okay, what color?

[E]

White.

[B]

Sounds like a 25 grander to me. Just off the cuff.

[E]

I think that's a little low.

[B]

How low?

[E]

I would say about four grand low.

[B]

So you want 29. Have you looked at the pricing on the new ones with the big rebates and the discounts?

[E]

I have not. I think the new ones are hideous.

[B]

Okay, a 60. So you want 29. You want the mile money. Let me do this. Let me just go to my little computer, load this thing up, and let's see what the computer says. I've got all the auction pricing. I've got Zillow for cars right here in front of me. So is it a crew cab, the big back door or the small back door?

[E]

Big back door.

[B]

LT or ltz?

[E]

It's the all Terrain package. I don't know if that's the LTZ or the. I think that's LTZ.

[B]

I'm gonna bid it as an LTZ. And if it is an LTZ, then when you go to givemetheven.com and load the VIN number and then we'll know for sure. If it's an ltz, we're in good shape. You said it's got leather navigation but no roof. Most LTZs have roof. Let's do this. I'll give the 29 grand if it's an LTZ, if it's a off road package with the big motor. See the. Does it have that red logo on the door on the side? This is All Terrain.

[E]

Yeah, all terrain.

[B]

So Is it a 6 liter engine?

[E]

No, it's a 5.3.

[B]

Go to givemethevin.com. put the license plate number in or the VIN number. Take a couple of snaps, throw it in there. The computer's gonna bid it immediately and we'll call you. I'll call you back after the show and we'll work on it. Okay?

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And I gotta keep asking you guys, it's not that I'm insecure, but I'm insecure. So what do you think about us, the new station? I was worried about this east coast transition. Trust me, the program directors were more worried about it than I was.

[C]

Oh, yes.

[B]

How do you think we fit in on the station, Bud?

[E]

Good. I love it.

[B]

Good. Okay. Good, good. So everybody I've heard from so far, what I've noticed is the good. The lovers come here and the haters go to them. Or maybe they lie. Maybe they be in the stations. Maybe they lie about their haters. Could be because they got to keep me beat down. Yes, of course, that's their job, is to keep me in my place. Yes. We got to fight against the man, Robert. We got to fight against him. We can't let him win. All right.

[E]

There you go.

[B]

Thanks. 800-800-7 2, 3, 4, Nick and Brenham, Texas.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

You know, Don Imus's son is from Brenham, Texas. Now, he's a calf roper.

[E]

I'm not really familiar with the rodeo, so.

[B]

Okay, well, he's a very large guy and you ought to just give him this thing and let him eat it because I don't want it. It a 2000 Isuzu rodeo with 180,000 miles. Just let him chew on that. I don't want it. 800, 800. 7, 2, 3, 4.

[A]

What?

[C]

Chew on it.

[F]

Eat it.

[B]

I want to see him. I was at the Fort Worth rodeo the other night and I saw it. Ryan Imus or something. Imus. Don Imus's son is a pro calf roper. And he's really, really good. He's like big air in this stymie.

[C]

Oh, my Lord.

[A]

His friends call him Stymie.

[B]

I mean, we're on the east coast. We're supposed to bag on Imus. Isn't that like an on going on thing?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

800-807- Talking about a calf rope.

[A]

I don't have to put up with him anymore.

[B]

Don. We've got Don in the studio. Are you on the cancer range?

[A]

Do me a favor, John.

[E]

Shut up.

[A]

Teach my son to catarone. He's got the team roping with rodeo people don't like horses.

[B]

Oh, some big girls. Some. Some big, big, big heavy, wide stance girls. Basketball player.

[A]

Look at those nappy women.

[C]

Why do you.

[A]

What are they trying to keep a job?

[C]

Yeah. Cowboy hat.

[B]

You lost your job, Don.

[A]

Touch my hat.

[C]

I know you get a cowboy hat.

[A]

Shut up.

[C]

God.

[B]

Nothing like a real cowboy. Sir. Don Imus. Good morning, Virginia. What city? Virginia, Good morning. You're on the. Wait, wait. There you are. Good morning. You're on the air. Virginia. It's you. I got you.

[E]

2014 Honda Accord Sport.

[B]

How many miles?

[E]

66,000.

[B]

10 grand. 11 grand. 12 grand right around there, depending on the trim. Go to givemetheven.com Alexandria, Virginia. Good morning. You there? I see you there. Yeah. What you got? What you doing?

[E]

I got a 2002 Ford Mustang GT convertible. 63,000 miles on average.

[B]

Rough or clean?

[E]

It's clean. It's just been repainted.

[B]

Is it have any rust? Excuse me, does it have any rust? Rust? Rust?

[E]

No, no, no. No rust, sir.

[B]

Five grand.

[E]

Yeah, five grand.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Go to. Give me the vin.com loaded up. My name is John Clay. Wolf, everybody that's going to lose us. Go to the stream at John Clay. Well, the only people are going to lose us is on the east coast and go to stream@john claywolf.com or grab the next two or three hours of podcast there after the Show. We will be back in just a minute for the rest.

[G]

From the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

I think it was a big shot. The old nuts had.

[G]

Call John toll free. Cheap bastards. 1, 800, 800, radio.

[H]

I am not a damn squirrel.

[G]

Now, John Clay Wolf.

[B]

If you like classic rock and you have not, you need to go see the guys before they all die, which is coming up soon. Go see Paul with Bad Company. Bob. We've been to several of these shows. Boston Bad Company are the two best sounding in person of these class. Joe Walsh was good, too. I don't.

[C]

You know, she said ELO was amazing.

[A]

Apples and oranges. I was just about to say ELO for what they do. Yeah, that was pretty complicated for 14 people to stand up there and play that stuff. Joe Walsh was really good the last couple times. I've seen. I've seen Steely Dan 30 times and it's always top flight. You can't compare Boston with Steely Dan.

[F]

We.

[B]

I was asking. My. My wife and I were talking about best concerts ever last night. And of course, there's a little age gap. Little bit. So we didn't really agree. The backstory. Boys. Backstreet Boys and Britney Spears and Copenhagen when she was 13 years old.

[C]

She calls those oldies.

[B]

She was front. She was front row for the Christina Aguilera concert in Copenhagen.

[E]

Right.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Different. She was 15. Yeah. But mine's gonna be the best sonic sound. And most oh, my God factor for me was that Boston show at Nokia center that night. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

You can't beat it for what it is.

[B]

And the lead singer already blown his head off. And they had a replacement and he sounded just as good.

[A]

Replacement singers. But they got a girl playing rhythm guitar standing in the back. She's like third part rhythm guitar. Four guitars on the stage for Boston.

[B]

And if you've lost your. If your lead singer has OD'd and died or just died of whatever and you don't have anybody to go with, you need to go see Boston because it will. It will give you hope. And people ragging on ab. Adam Lambert heading for Queen. I don't. I mean, I don't think there's a better lead in than that in the world.

[D]

Who's ragging on him?

[B]

I've just heard a lot of people now. There is the guy that sang for the movie that probably does sound a little more like Fred. Freddie Mercury. I don't know if you've studied that.

[A]

He certainly looks more like he's From Canada.

[B]

But if you want a real talented hot shot that never ends, no matter what gets him down. Our own Johnny Mansell.

[A]

Johnny Mansell. He's back.

[C]

Johnny, what week you've had, dude. Johnny, man, you got kicked out of the Canadian Football League. Not just a team, the whole league. And he's still laughing. He still smiles.

[A]

Oh, that's my sad smile.

[C]

Oh, that's your sad smile.

[A]

Canada, man.

[C]

Why did you get kicked off? I mean, why did.

[B]

What did you do to get. He didn't just get kicked off the team. He got kicked out of the league. The CFL said they will never sign his name to another team contract ever. So what did you do, Johnny?

[A]

They say to you, man, so you don't come back for a little while, man, it's not kicked out of the whole league.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

Surely not.

[C]

Yeah, it is.

[A]

I mean, you know, but I'm getting.

[B]

Still going stoned, maggot.

[A]

Well, it was.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't want to shock you, man.

[C]

What did you do?

[A]

It was my fault, man.

[C]

We all believe that.

[E]

Fired up.

[A]

Okay, I'll tell you. Okay. Anyway, me and Dennis Rodman broke into Shania Twain's house in Ontario.

[B]

Canadian legend and a party.

[A]

We invited Shaq.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And the guys in the Big Bang Theory.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Prime Minister Justin Tull.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Drake and Dave Matthews Band played Happy.

[E]

Birthday to my girlfriend, man. It was awesome.

[A]

It was the best thing in Ontario.

[B]

So they kicked you out of the league for this? Yeah.

[A]

But later on Dennis Rodman and a couple of Lakers girls got a hold of Schneider Twain's priceless Grammys. They were. They were snorting Holly out of the funnel. Part of the Grammy Award.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And guess who walked in the door.

[C]

Who's this?

[B]

Shania Twain.

[A]

And I was like, oh no, bad timing.

[B]

In your best Canadian accent. Yeah.

[A]

And Shaq. Shaq, man. Shaq's a stand up guy, man. He got right in the middle of us and said, hey, isn't this a great party? Justin Theroux was gone.

[B]

I don't need.

[C]

He.

[A]

He disappears faster than any politician I've ever seen. He was high, man. He was high.

[B]

So what's your next move, Johnny Manzel?

[A]

Well, we thought a lot about it, John. I think I'm going to go see A Star is Born Again. I love that song.

[C]

I think John meant in sports.

[A]

I love that song.

[B]

Now what's your next career, man?

[A]

Love that song, man.

[B]

What's your next career move, Johnny Manzo?

[A]

Well, after the movie I'm gonna go to In N Out Burger Okay. And get double, double animal fry and probably Coke.

[B]

Good morning, California, by the way. How the hell are y'? All? Bakersfield.

[A]

Smoke a hooter, man.

[B]

Fire it up.

[D]

I think he knows what he's gonna do. There is rumors he's going to go to play that in the afl.

[C]

A what?

[B]

Johnny's not here with us. I'm not looking at him. It sounds like he's right here. But he's in the Vegas studio over on the mountain. In Vegas. So. You're already in Vegas? Have you been asleep yet?

[A]

No, I was hanging around with Tre and the engineer. The mountain came, I empty the mountain. And we were listening to Fogat getting high, man. Geez, real stoner, man. You know what he does? No, he gets. Okay, he gets the giant green zigzags, okay? They're like this big, you can't see, they're like 5 inches long. Huge papers. And he rolls it up only halfway, only halfway. And then he gets to the half a joint, but it's still 3 inches long, and gets the end and folds it out like a funnel. He causes a torpedo. You hold it with a rose clamp. When you hit it, the fin sucks.

[B]

Up to your mouth, so it's like a spoiler on a neck.

[A]

NASCAR crazy man trees the party bastard. It's awesome.

[B]

Thank you. Johnny Manzo Torpedo.

[C]

It's got to be a time you're gonna run out of money, but. Oh, well.

[D]

Amy, I think we'll see him in San Antonio.

[A]

San Antonio.

[B]

Amy? Amy?

[E]

Hello?

[B]

Toyota Sequoia. Hello. Hello?

[E]

Hello? Amy.

[A]

You ever smoking it?

[B]

Where's. Where's Kenwood, Texas?

[E]

Kingwood, Texas, is just 30 miles north of Houston.

[B]

Okay. And you have a.08 Sequoia Platinum with 280,000 miles. Damn. How many kids you got?

[E]

And we are the second owner.

[B]

How many kids?

[E]

I have two kids.

[B]

Yeah? What?

[E]

Three and a half year old girl and a one and a half year old girl.

[B]

You sound real pretty on the air. So have you already gotten rid of your old man?

[E]

Nope, he's sitting right next to me.

[B]

That's good.

[E]

Wanted me to call in.

[B]

Yeah. The guys are bad about having the girls call in because they know they can get more money. Right, right, right. Okay, that makes sense, right?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Now remember this. If you. Are you gonna get a convertible Camaro or a Jeep Wrangler?

[E]

I wish. No, my husband wants me to get a minivan.

[B]

Okay. See, and that's. She wishes. What we've noticed with our listeners, when y' all leave the mom car and go to the jeep. The marriage is ended before the papers are signed. You are on your way out. Have you, have you invested in a breast augmentation in the past six months?

[E]

No. I wish.

[B]

Okay, so wish. If your husband's listening, tell him he needs to keep a pretty close gauge. He needs to keep a close gauge on this because you've got a lot of desires and you're wanting to come out of this deal and he's wanting, wanting to keep you beat down in that mom wagon. And man, you, you need to emancipate yourself.

[C]

You ever see a bull right before it comes out of the gate? That's you.

[E]

That's me. No, I've got a good one.

[B]

I'm a five grand buyer on a 08 Sequoia Platinum with 280,000 miles. Ooh.

[E]

We got offered seven grand just last weekend.

[B]

Where?

[E]

One of the. At the Honda dealership.

[B]

Well, they have rebates they're playing with. They have trade in numbers they can play with. But I will look. Let me look. Go to. Give me the 280,000.

[C]

That's a lot of miles.

[B]

Go to. Why didn't you take it?

[E]

But it runs amazing. Okay, like I. Yeah, go to.

[B]

Give the vin.com a little bit.

[E]

Yeah, we got. They offered us seven.

[B]

Why didn't you take it?

[E]

Well, because then I would have had to get a minivan. I don't want to get a minivan.

[B]

So if I buy your Sequoia, what are you going to do?

[E]

Well, preferably I'd get another Sequoia if the price is right.

[B]

All right, work on it. Go to givemetheven.com thanks for calling. Send me some nudes, send me some pics. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Local TV news anchors laughing through really ugly stories. What's this about?

[A]

Well, the short version is John Oliver's back on Sunday nights on hbo. So all is right in the world. He did an enormous montage of local news news anchors laughing through stories that really aren't the least bit funny.

[B]

The two elderly men crashed their minivan on their way to the local fair. The driver, 83 year old James Billingsley, aka Dimples the Clown.

[A]

Their water has been shut off because the state can't pay the bill. I says it's because there's no state.

[B]

Budget. The FSU quarterback will not be play in the Peach bowl because of a family issue. Death in the family is the rumor tongs. Ah, certainly is.

[E]

You got to love that though, huh?

[B]

Investigators believe a bomb caused the Explosion on a plane which has just taken off from the Somali capital of Mogatu. The blast blew a hole in the side of the plane and one of the 74 passengers on board was sucked out. Testified she was.

[A]

Sorry it happened. Oh, sorry.

[C]

Live TV, man.

[B]

We have not bid a car today over $30,000.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Where's the nice ones? Where's the big ones? BS guys, you gotta remember when you go to places like some of these other dealers, I don't want to plug any names. CarMax, Texas Direct, etc, they lowball the hell out of heavy cars. What we call heavies. 50, 60, 70, 80, 100, $150,000. I mean, we smoke those guys. We. If anybody's ever selling a heavy car, you need to go to givemetheven.com we love them, love them, love them. McLarens, Lamborghinis, Ferraris, all that stuff that everybody's scared to buy. Sure. We dig right into it and just grab a hold of it.

[C]

You've bought all kinds of.

[B]

I bought a car from Texas direct. Yeah, I bought it because I bought tons of cars. Sure. I buy the. When people sell them to them, I'm the one who buys a lot of them. Sure. They made $30,000 on me. Huh? How? Because I gave 90 or 100. What was it? Oh, no, I gave $90,000. No, I gave a hundred grand for this 360 Ferrari and they gave 70 for it.

[D]

Wow, that person left a lot of meat on that.

[B]

Right? You think it was a lot of meat? Now let me tell you one that I don't get excited about. We got Redneck Chris online one. Redneck Chris, are you there?

[E]

Yes, I am.

[B]

97.

[E]

I got, I got, I got two vehicles. I got two vehicles. 97 Subaru Outback Legacy. Got about 280,000 miles. Trooper.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

It's been from Colorado, Texas and back three, four times.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I lived in Colorado.

[B]

What's the next one? Don't need the life story. What's the next car?

[E]

That one's worth 200 Chevy Silverado. 15 inch lift kit with 32 inch tires.

[B]

I'll give 2500 for the pair. 800. 800.

[C]

7, 2, 3, 4.

[B]

800 inch lift kit. How do you get that car? Go to give me the vin Redneck Scott. And let's look at it now. This Scott, it's got a 98 Chevy half ton. 98 with 93, 000 miles, four wheel drive Z71 extended cab leather. Scott. On a scale of 1 to 10, and I've got 10 seconds before I have to go to break. How nice is this truck? How nice is this truck?

[E]

Was my grandmother's truck. She bought it. Second owner. Leather is immaculate. The inside is immaculate. It's never even been off road. I'm just more curious of anything.

[B]

But I want to buy it. Do you want to sell it?

[E]

I just kind of curious where it's at in value, honestly.

[B]

So you want free advice? I mean, you know, can I put you back on hold and we'll, and we'll. We'll get your credit card and I'll charge you $50 for an appraisal.

[E]

Well, I'll make you offer me the right number.

[B]

Okay, so what's the right number? Because I want to buy it.

[E]

I haven't had a clue. I don't even know what it's worth.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna hit you at two grand and you say no. So. Two grand, Scott, and say no.

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay, I'll give 2,500. Say no again.

[E]

No.

[B]

Okay. If I give you $4,000, do I buy the truck? The 98, 20 year old rig?

[E]

That one I have to think on.

[B]

Okay, well, think on it and call me back when you're done thinking. My name is John Clay Wolf and I buy cars on the radio. 800, 800 radio. 800 800, 7230. Live by the river. Oh yeah. We're back.

[G]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show. Call in 800-800-RADIO.

[B]

Damn you. You said.

[G]

Presented by givemetheven.com.

[B]

JD do you have that Jason Whitten story?

[C]

Well, Jason Wooden, it looks like he's.

[B]

You do have it. Yeah, I want to grab Mike and Beaumont right real quick and then we'll hit it. Mike, you there?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

17 Silverad. 50,000 miles. Leather. Is it leather or is it cloth?

[E]

Cloth.

[B]

Cloth. So it has 20 in wheels. Cuz it's a Texas edition.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

53 engine.

[E]

Yeah. 53 okay.

[B]

Crew cab, navigation, no roof. Cloth. 17 Silverad. 50,000 M. Big back door, small back door.

[E]

Big.

[B]

Okay. 17, 17, 17, 17, 17. 20, 20, 20, 20. $23,000 on a two wheel drive. Cloth.

[E]

Sell that bitch.

[B]

All right, go to givemethevin.com let's go.

[C]

On Thursday, Jason Whitten of the Dallas cowboys ended his retirement.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. View. Want to sell that? Call us right now. 800, 800 radio.

[C]

Agreeing to a one year deal with those Dallas cowboys that according to sources going to pay him 3.5 million with a possibility of 5 million with roster bonuses and incentives.

[A]

Be these back.

[C]

Why would you do this, Jason? Come on.

[B]

What age is he?

[D]

36.

[C]

36.

[B]

Was he a crappy broadcaster?

[D]

Yeah, he wasn't good. No, he's not nothing close to Tony. He's. He. He knew what he was as far as reading the game, but he couldn't articulate. That was the problem. Yeah, you know, it's not for everybody.

[C]

No, it's not for everybody.

[B]

As Grego says, let the game come to you.

[A]

Yeah, let the game come.

[D]

And he may be a coach next, but right now he's maybe going to be a coach and a player, too.

[C]

Player both.

[B]

Does this happen? Wow. Yeah.

[D]

I mean, a lot of. A lot of guys that are in their twilight of their career, they end up being coaches right at the end of the. That like Case Keelum. I mean, he wasn't much of a player, but he went right into the coaching world.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Speaking of Mexican American football players, I think we should bring Tony Romo's dad, launch him over the border wall.

[A]

Come on.

[B]

Tony Ro's dad, not in the border wall.

[A]

Romero Diaz.

[B]

Hey, you don't kid about all that, right? Mr. Wolf, do you think that my humor about that's funny, or are you offended?

[A]

I don't know what you say is humors. I'm just trying to throw me over a wall.

[B]

You know, all this time, I'm just be. I'm just having bad taste and bad humor.

[A]

There was a time once when I.

[B]

Because I have bad coffee. I need good coffee. Go ahead. Sorry.

[A]

There was a time when I ate a breakfast burrito from the McDonald's.

[C]

McDonald's.

[A]

And I went into the water before a half hour. Had a pass. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. It was no emergency supposed to do that, but I. I began to. I got a little. I swallowed a little water.

[C]

A little bit of water.

[A]

And scared my son Antonio to death.

[C]

Oh, no.

[A]

And he did not exactly throw me, but he jumped into the water and grabbed me my. By my church.

[C]

He was worried about you.

[A]

And tossed me like a. Like a. Like a shovel pass.

[C]

Just like a sh.

[A]

Back onto the bank.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Of the beach.

[C]

Very nice of him.

[A]

So that I did not drown. We had. We spent the day at the beach.

[C]

Beach.

[A]

And I had a wonderful time playing the beach volleyball.

[C]

Beach volleyball.

[B]

Beach volleyball.

[A]

The beach.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

On the beach.

[A]

We had a wonderful time at the beach.

[C]

At the beach. Okay?

[B]

And your. Your son. You brought your son to the beach?

[A]

He was so happy.

[C]

Was he happy?

[A]

I speak to Antonio now. Antonio work for the CBS Sports. Yeah. And he get inside information.

[C]

Oh, inside information.

[A]

And he knew that the Jason Wheaton, the old man at the age of 67 would come back from his retirement day 36 on play tight end before for the Cowboys.

[B]

He knew it.

[C]

He knew his.

[A]

He called his friend Tony and said, I'm coming back, man. And Tony says, I'm sorry, I'm not there anymore.

[C]

Yeah, he's done.

[A]

But they knew this and they're very good friends. So Jerry Jones threw a park last night at Jason Wheaton's house in the south of Grand Prairie.

[C]

That's not where he lives.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yes, he does. Yes, he does. That north end of the i20, okay. And south of the i30 right out by the next to the wrecking yard where they have all of the good Toyotas.

[C]

I got you.

[A]

Because you understand, right? The tight hand money is not like the quarterback of money.

[C]

Oh, yeah, he's out there by the flea market. That's where Jason Whitten lives.

[A]

And during the party, everyone was there. Demarcus Lore and the little baby Daka Prescott. Even the Zeke Elliott that came.

[C]

Even Zeke Elliott.

[A]

And he ate most of the pizza. And everyone was really a little pissed off. And Antonio, in his celebration and so happy for his friend, pick up a football.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

From the table inside the vestibule at the Jason Wheaton house. Okay. And he should have thought at the time, everybody's going, no, no, Tony, not that football.

[C]

Not that football.

[A]

When Jason Wheaton retired, Mr. Sherry, he gave him a football encrusted with the diamonds. Oh, no, that's beautiful. And they say it cost $14 million.

[E]

Wow.

[C]

I don't think he's living in Grand Prairie then.

[A]

And I don't think I will present it right next to the front door at the vestibule. But he does Antonio pick up at the football. And everyone says, no, Tony, I find it different in football. He said, jason, Jason, go out long, old man, go long. And he throw the ball across the ballroom. The ballroom is about 30 yards that Jason Wheaton's home, which has a roof on the right side and not only left no roof, 30 yards in a high tight spiral. Very nice. Diamonds are falling all over the carpet of the house. Yes. And the Shaquille o', Neill, who happened to be at the party, began to pick up the diamonds and stick them in his ears. I think perhaps he's a chicken restaurante in Vegas have not gone so well. Their diamonds all over the place. And Jason catches the ball.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Right over the middle like they've done a hundred thousand times. Get it down and DeMarcus Lawrence tackle him and knock a diamond soul over the kitchen. And they're still. They're still searching for them today.

[C]

What a disaster.

[A]

But a wonderful thing for Jason Whedon to come back. And they say if he still playing when he turns at 69, he will not be. He will retire with the full benefit at Social Security. And no tossing anyone over a wall or any of this funny thing.

[B]

Real quick, Antonio, I've got to go right now, but is Tony, whatever your name is, is. Is Tony Romo going to quit broadcasting, come back to football to play for the Cowboys?

[A]

I think he's no. I think he's no. Because he loves this CBS sports and he loves the field scenes. The field scenes. He says he's a Phil Sims.

[B]

Phil Sims. Okay.

[A]

I said Phil Sims.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And he wants to be a golfer player. Play the game of golf.

[B]

Take us out, will you?

[A]

Yes. Come with me, everyone. We're going out now. And we'll be back with more D Wolf after this semester, guys. Now bring out the dancers.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[G]

Back to the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

Sandusky, Ohio, home of the Hand work nail salon.

[A]

All right.

[B]

Is loving your show today up here. Great job and thank you. That's nice. Sandusky. What was that guy's name from Penn State?

[A]

I think that was it.

[D]

Yeah, we don't really talk about him.

[B]

No. That's not very funny. No. Makes my skin crawl. Las Vegas, good morning. You're on the air.

[D]

Vegas. Yeah.

[E]

Yeah. It's raining here.

[B]

It's Wayne Newton, everybody. It's Wayne Newton.

[A]

Hi, Wayne.

[B]

Hey, Wayne. What are you driving? Wayne? Wayne.

[C]

Turning left or right?

[B]

Yeah. Wayne Newton in Las Vegas. Oh, six. How's it going?

[E]

Yeah, well, I'm driving that. Are you calling a 2006 Mercedes R500?

[B]

Okay. Wayne is. He's changed his accent.

[A]

Sure he is.

[C]

He's trying to go undercover.

[B]

Hey, is this. Is this. Is it a. Is it a 4500 or a 350 minivan?

[E]

No, it's an R500 station wagon. I guess they. I guess they want. They wanted to go with a transitional station wagon slash minivan, something like that. It's a pretty nice looking vehicle, to be honest.

[B]

How do I pronounce your name? I see M, I, S, A, E, L. Misael. Like missile, but misa. Say it in Spanish. Say missile in Spanish. Misael. Where are you from?

[A]

Where you from?

[E]

Well, I'm from. I'm from Las Vegas.

[B]

Mom.

[E]

Is from Spanish.

[B]

Are you part of the Guadalajara cartel?

[A]

Barcelona.

[E]

Barcelona.

[B]

All right. Okay, so these. Here's the story on the 06 Benz R500 with 59,000 miles, leather roof and nav. How nice is it?

[E]

It's from one to ten. I would say about an eight, eight, eight and a half maybe.

[B]

Okay. It's. These cars did not sell well. They do not stay running very well. They break down badly. And Mercedes quit making them because people didn't buy them. I say all this because I can't overpay for the car because I always lose on them. I don't know why, but they just don't do well. And I'm a $4,000 buyer.

[E]

Right?

[B]

4,000. Yep.

[E]

Oh, wow.

[B]

I have a. I have a location over off of a Sahara drive. Give me the VIN's office right across from CarMax. If you want a second opinion. Second opinion, second opinion. Run over there, get your CarMax offer letter, bring it over to us or just take a picture of it, send it to us. If we don't beat it, we'll send you a check for a hundred dollars.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Fair. Give me the ven.com. thanks, man. Misal, misal. Wayne Newton meets Barcelona. Craig. Oh. Oh. GMC Sierra with 82,000 miles. Hey, Craig, guess what?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I've got this new fancy phone screening deal. I'm really excited about it. And I see that you called in this morning at 8:40. So this is your second time to call.

[C]

Wow.

[B]

Did you get on the air?

[E]

Yeah. No, I never got on the air. I got to the Lexus dealer to drop my wife's car out to get oil changed and now I'm on my way back home.

[B]

So you've been cruising with us all morning?

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Good. Okay. Your truck, a 2000 model C82,000 miles, four wheel drive, extended cab, leather, average. Rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[B]

Showroom, 19 years old, but a sweetheart. Okay.

[E]

Yes. My truck. Nobody else's.

[B]

I'm just gonna hit you, right? I'm gonna.

[E]

One little owie on it. When you get in and out. You know how your butt rubs on the seat? Yep, yep. Right there.

[B]

And the problem with that leather that they use the seat design and the leather they used on that body style truck, the leather was too thin right there on that bolster you're talking about. And they all did it. Don't feel bad. You're the every single.

[E]

No, I know. They all did.

[B]

Every single one of them.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

I'm gonna hit you right in the mouth. Okay? I want to Buy the truck. I want to punch you one time right in the mouth and be done. But first before I do that, is it for sale?

[E]

I got a offer from a co worker. Yes. Okay, so I'm just trying to see.

[B]

And does your offer from the co worker, do they have to make payments to you? Do they have money ready to go?

[E]

No, they have money ready to go and it's 1 less than 10 and 1 more than 8 is what they're giving me.

[B]

You need to let them have it.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Yeah. The real, the, the, the, the wholesale high money on it. 7, 500 bucks.

[E]

Yeah. Yep. So no, it's like I say it, it's my little baby. I bought another Z71 as my retirement vehicle. So I'm going to go ahead and.

[B]

I'll if, if they come up with a case of the shorts, and this happens a lot in these neighbor and friend hand to hand transactions. We have these great discussions over beer and over coffee about what we're going to give. And then when it comes down to paying time, a brother will come up with what we call a case of the shorts. So if the either one of them.

[E]

He'S already shown me the money.

[B]

Okay. Because if he happens to come up with a case of the shorts go to us, we will give $8,000.

[E]

Okay, thank you.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio.

[C]

Yes, just that simple.

[B]

You want to go to some news?

[C]

This is kind of a fun story. Never mess with a pistol packing grandma. Gwendolyn, a guard's 79 year old grandmother fended off a half naked burglar as he tried to get inside.

[B]

JD Used to be a nudist and.

[C]

He loves these nude stories stories and airplane stories. And I've got an airplane story coming up too. And I'm so excited. Jackson County, Georgia.

[B]

Home.

[C]

She was trying to. He was trying to get in her home. She first called 91 1, then decided to. Nah, I'll just shoot him. She shot him twice, once with a.38 and then just to make sure, shot him with a.45.

[B]

Good job.

[E]

When you come in here, you're a dead soul. That's a promise. I come to the conclusion that you are not gonna leave me alone, so why don't I just go ahead and do it. And he said, are you trying to kill me? I said, oh, you finally got the message.

[B]

That's great.

[C]

Hit him with a.38, then I'm gonna shoot you with a.45.

[B]

Sounds just like my grandmother does. She, I mean she doesn't have that accent. Well, she's passed away.

[E]

Away.

[B]

But we. She sit there in a recliner.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

With her. She really didn't drink that much. Every once in a while. But she had a 38 on her all the time. Sitting on the coffee table, sitting on the nightstand in the car. 38 in the middle, 38 on the dash. I mean 38 should have been her name.

[C]

Yeah, dead son of a.

[B]

And then she'd go out about once a quarter and target shoot perfect. Make sure she had her own.

[C]

She had the aim down. I love that about.

[B]

And she didn't like women drivers. Really? No. She thought that they should have to take an extra test to be licensed to drive on state highways.

[C]

Sexist as well.

[B]

Very sexist. Very opinionated.

[C]

You wouldn't mess with.

[B]

Very humor filled.

[C]

Right.

[B]

We had to get Uncle Roy up here to talk about my. He used to work for her. Oh, I didn't thought about that. That's the gold to get him to tell stories about my grandmother. Hey Roy, if you're listening, call in 800. 800 radio, you know the number.

[A]

Oh yeah.

[C]

I thought he worked for your dad.

[B]

San Antonio. Well, it was a family business. It started my grandma and grandpa and then my dad and his uncle and then. And then. And then that was the end anyway. San Antonio. Good morning, Austin, of course. Good morning, Houston. Dallas, where else? Nolan's. Baton Rouge, Lafayette, all of south Louisiana. Beaumont, Oklahoma, Las Vegas, Los Angeles. Lost everything. Bakersfield. Bakersfield. And. No, it's not. Got a bunch of cars on here. We want to talk cars. I just can't. Let's do this again.

[C]

What are we gonna do?

[B]

I want to do. I want to do an open. I want to hear the listeners feedback real quick. Call in 800-800-RODIO. More cars on the air.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Or more BS.

[C]

What do you like more?

[B]

What do you like?

[C]

You like the cars? You like the bs?

[B]

Yeah, because I mean I have people tell me we're not doing enough cars. Really? And I just. I feel like it's. I don't know.

[F]

I do.

[C]

You do it all the time.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

You're used to it.

[B]

So I feel like. Like I'm jamming bread down people's mouths and they want steak. I don't know. You never know what Everybody wants. Kenny. Houston 12 Impala LTZ96,000 miles. Leather roof average. Rough or clean?

[E]

That's clean.

[B]

It's five to 6,000. 6,000, let's go. 6,006. Yes. It's tax time. Income tax checks are out. Cheaper cars are bringing a little premium right now. Let's go 6,000, get it bought. Let's sell that. Go to. Give me the vi n. Give in dot com. T Bone Rockwell 14 Malibu LS with 45,000 miles average. Rough or clean.

[E]

Hey, it's clean. Chocolate.

[B]

Clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean, clean. 8500. Does that sound right?

[E]

Right. You know, that's pretty dang close. 8500 is pretty dang.

[B]

Kind of my job. It's kind of my job. Steve, you got a mild out rag top Wrangler 98. Is it a six cylinder or a four?

[E]

It is every bit of a four.

[B]

Oh, it's a beauty queen. It's a two GPOS. You know what that is? Pizza. All right, there we go. I got Debbie in San Antonio in O2 Silverado with 25. No. 68, 000 miles. Is it a diesel or gas?

[E]

It's gas.

[B]

Is it crew cab?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

Is it long bed or short bed?

[E]

Long.

[B]

Two wheel drive or four wheel drive?

[E]

Two in it.

[B]

Leather or cloth?

[E]

Leather.

[B]

Average rough or clean?

[E]

Clean.

[B]

I'll recap. Oh. Two, three quarter ton Silverado. Two wheel drive leather with 68,000 miles. That's clean in a short bed. What color?

[E]

White.

[B]

I'm gonna go ahead and put $7,000 in and get it bought.

[E]

Wow. That's pretty close to what I want.

[B]

Well, because I'm really good. I'm. I'm kind of. I want to buy it. I. We don't just run these stupid ads all over the place and say, we want to buy your car and then, like, not try. I'm trying. I mean, I'm trying. So. Especially when. So let's do it. Go to givemetheven.com and load it up. And if you'd like me to play the sell that bitch sounder, I will. If not, because if you're offended, I won't. You tell me what to do.

[E]

I'm not offended. I mean, I was really asking a for it.

[B]

Are we gonna sell the.

[E]

So you're saying no to my eight?

[B]

Yes. I'm all over seven average MMR and it's 4, 800. I'm hitting you at six. I mean, $7,000. I need to know, Debbie, are we gonna sell that or not?

[E]

Hell, yeah.

[B]

Let's go. Deb. Go to the website. Givethe vin.com. let's go. San Antonio. 8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. Earl and Amarillo. What do you think?

[E]

Yes, sir. I was letting you know I like the BS Earl.

[B]

And Amarillo likes the BS that's 1 for the BS and 0 for the cars. We'll be right back.

[A]

The whole Robert Kraft hub has given him a surprising new admiration for the New England Patriots organization. Though he's not particularly impressed by their menu, he's a frequent diner at In N Out Burger because he really admires the name. If they can legalize marijuana in more than 10 states and counting, he sees no reason Texas can't allow full fledged Nevada style brothels. Get er done, Governor Abbott. Get er done. He is the world's biggest son of a bitch. Hey, man, I don't always drink beer, but when I do make mine a natty like tall boy.

[B]

Yeah, buddy.

[G]

Broadcasting live from the Wolf Radio studios, it's time for the John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

He's got a very, very active fro.

[F]

It ain't on me, it's in me.

[G]

Hit him up now. 800. 800 radio.

[B]

That's what you call commitment now.

[G]

John Clay Wolf.

[B]

We forgot to tell Dallas by.

[C]

I know.

[B]

Damn it. Ed and Corpus.

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

What you got?

[E]

I just want to make a comment on how I love your show.

[B]

Thanks. We love you. Loving us.

[E]

It makes me laugh. It makes me laugh and I look forward to it every Saturday morning. My wife and I, we've been married 43 years. So whenever I have it on out here, she really doesn't care for it. So I get some extra loan time. Yeah, and. And that's. Yeah, yeah, that's a good thing. I mean, I love her to death, but.

[B]

I understand, dude. I. I understand. So what. What is it that does she doesn't like it? That it deters your attention to us from her? Or does she not like us?

[A]

Oh, no.

[E]

You know, listen. We've been married 43 years and, you know, she don't need that attention anymore, so.

[B]

You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised. I know left means right and right means left. You. I mean, they all. They speak in tongues and codes, man. So.

[A]

It's us.

[E]

Oh, I know. What's wrong, honey?

[F]

Nothing.

[B]

Yeah. Thanks, man. Oh, well, that baba. I think she said she didn't like you. Angela Rockwell.

[A]

Be cautious if you take her to the beach.

[B]

Angela.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Good morning. She always was kind of a wide stance gal. Angela, what have you got?

[E]

A 2015 Tahoe, Texas edition.

[B]

Is it leather?

[E]

All leather. And the third row seating is electric.

[B]

How many miles?

[E]

122.

[B]

It's a lot of miles, but it's the new body style. 15. 15 was the start. Did you say, a 15 model?

[E]

Yes.

[B]

So this the new body style? Yeah. Thinking. Put me down for 20,000 and let me look at it. Go to givemetheven.com and let's look.

[E]

Okay, well, I'm actually driving it right now.

[B]

I hear you. Am I too high at 20? What. What do you want to get out of it?

[E]

Well, payoff is at 29.

[B]

Oh, so you're flipped bad. Okay, Keep working on it. But I think it's about a $20,000 rig, and if you want to sell it for that, go to. Give me the vin.com and load it up. And we appreciate you listening.

[E]

Oh, great. Thank you very.

[B]

Hey, Brian, We've been off the air in Maryland for an hour now, haven't we? Yeah, they not.

[A]

I'm.

[E]

I'm down. I'm down here in Houston, but I still got a Maryland number. I've had it for about 15 years, so I'm just keeping it.

[B]

I gotcha. What do I need to do when I go to D.C. with. With the kids?

[E]

Check out the Smithsonian.

[B]

Okay. Is. Are the airplanes.

[E]

Check it out, man.

[B]

Oh, is that where the airplane.

[C]

Yes, that's where it is. Part of it. It's just part of it. I mean, you. You can't possibly see it all, in a way.

[B]

Museum.

[E]

Well, I mean, you can. You can do the whole Smithsonian walk in about 10 hours if you got time. You want to take the kids out that long?

[B]

You say 10 hours?

[C]

10 hours if you just do nothing.

[A]

But.

[B]

Okay. So is the Spruce. Is the Spruce Goose.

[C]

I'm not sure where that is.

[B]

Let me see. Is the Spruce goose. Is Howard Hughes's monster airplane in. In that museum?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Okay, then I'm going. Brian, that this. Oh, five BMW 3 Series with these miles on it, man. You just. Just to give a brother some good advice, Just keep it. I mean, drive it till you throw it away. They don't bring anything with 180.

[E]

That's. That's kind of what I figured. I just figured I. I've been listening to the show for a while now, so I just figured I'd call in for giggles, y' all would throw out there. I got it as a third owner, and it's just been a weekend car for me and my son to work on, so.

[B]

And. And then that's what it's good for. And thank you for calling Austin in Houston. Yes. What's up?

[E]

I just want. I just wanted to say that I want to Hear some more B.S. like, I love hearing it every Saturday.

[A]

More boba, less cars. More bull.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

John Clay Wolf show.

[B]

You got it. Thanks.

[A]

I forgot about that drop.

[B]

More bs. More bs.

[C]

More bs.

[A]

It's not really what we do. I'm kind of offended that they call it bs.

[C]

Bruce Goose actually is in the Evergreen Aviation and space Museum in McMinnville, Oregon.

[B]

Oregon. That's close.

[C]

Close enough.

[A]

That's not BS. That's factual, like information.

[B]

We've got a white Mercedes Benz in the parking lot. A C class. A guy brought over here like a year ago. That was like two months ago. To appraise. I figured out whose car it was, Turley.

[D]

Oh, whose is it?

[B]

It was an accountant in Dallas and he wanted to sell it and he brought it over here. I don't know why he brought it over here. When we do it all online. And he's upside down in orange. His client is. Or something. Somebody's upside down, but it's just sitting out there. So we need to get some keys to it. And we need to start driving that hoe.

[F]

Yeah.

[D]

Are we charging rent here?

[B]

I don't want to. I just want to mean it's really been here for two months.

[A]

Is it ours?

[B]

Check the trunk Now. I have. I have.

[A]

I was just thinking, we have.

[B]

We have that Aston Martin or that Maserati that we gave to Norman that came off of that dead guy's lawyer three years ago.

[C]

Yes, it did.

[B]

This is a true story. We got a $30,000. Was it Aston?

[C]

Aston Martin.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

And it was a nice looking vantage. That's right.

[A]

With racing straps.

[B]

No. No title, no nothing. It was caught up in a probate thing. Guy killed his wife. His wife killed him.

[C]

Wife killed him.

[B]

And the attorney's trying to sell to us, but doesn't have a title. And then we finally dug in deep and realized the truth. He just bugged out, said forget it, and they left it. And it's just here. There's a bank. We called the bank to try to get the payoff and buy it from them, and they said it's already been charged off. We don't even own it anymore.

[C]

We care. We don't go away.

[B]

So Uncle Norman, the Puerto Rican mechanic, has been driving it for two years, so we can't. But like any good Puerto Rican mechanic, it broke down and he's failed to fix it. What?

[C]

Aston on blocks.

[B]

Right at Traders Village.

[C]

Not a shock rv.

[B]

I mean, that's just so cliche. Puerto Rican mechanic with a free Aston Martin living in a trailer park. Literally. And it's on blocks for a year. You can't Write for a while.

[A]

It was.

[B]

Was fun, right, Chuck? An 09 Yukon XL Texas edition with 99,000 miles is 10 grand. Put it to sleep.

[E]

Close.

[B]

I know.

[E]

Looking more like in the 12 range.

[B]

Let's get close. We might meet in the middle. I might give 12. I don't know. Let me, let me see the picks. Go to givemetheven.com Send me some pictures and we will make a decision.

[E]

Okay.

[B]

Thanks, man. So, so, so, so, so, so, so. 8008-0072-3480-0800.

[A]

We could make a speaking spell out of John's sound.

[C]

We literally could. The cow says, did you see where.

[B]

Tesla is laying off a bunch of people? Yeah. And they're doing this and they're doing that and they're having problems.

[C]

Tesla will only sell its electric cars online now as it accelerates its cost cost cutting so it can realize its long running goal of selling a mass market sedan for $35,000.

[B]

So here's the reality. What is better, the differences between a Tesla and a Prius?

[C]

What is the difference?

[B]

Well, a Prius has a pony motor that will get you home when you run out of electricity. You can buy a Prius at a dealership. You can get a Prius serviced under warranty in a timely fashion.

[C]

Right.

[B]

Prius has a motor to get you back. Who really wants to drive a car called a Leaf anyway?

[C]

Nobody.

[B]

Nissan Leaf, which is not the Prius, but same thing, which is a full blown. Musk goes to jail at the end of all this, just like Nissan's CEO did. Full electric car means jail. Those are some notes I made to myself last night.

[C]

Oh, you think that's what's gonna happen with Elon? Yeah.

[B]

And not that he's a criminal. I don't think he's a criminal, but he, he's, he's just gonna get in a pinch. I mean, if you've ever watched the movie about Tucker.

[C]

Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah.

[B]

What I forgot is a great film, but that's Elon. Except the difference between Tucker and Elon is Elon had a lot of money on the front side.

[A]

That's Jeff Bridge, isn't it?

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Wonderful.

[C]

Good film.

[A]

Awesome film.

[B]

Awesome film.

[A]

You know, but I think, I think Musk is gonna just fit in that same category with Hillary Clinton and Michael Jackson. Nobody's gonna put that old white woman in jail, you know?

[B]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You might have a point there because he's not a bad guy and he's trying to be the Ben Franklin. He's trying to Invent something and do something new, which is what Tucker did.

[A]

He's a Renaissance guy.

[B]

His nipples were very attractive, but his car is overpriced.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Way, way over.

[B]

The name of. It's awesome.

[C]

Tesla.

[B]

Tesla Y. Just like the band, but it's just not that good of a deal.

[A]

Or the guy, like the inventor, maybe.

[C]

Maybe like the inventor, I'm guessing.

[D]

I think that's what it is.

[B]

Mike, where are you calling from?

[A]

Just like.

[B]

Like the band. Mike, where are you calling from?

[E]

Woodbridge, Virginia.

[B]

Cool. What do you think about the show out there?

[E]

I like it. I'm Radio File. I grew up in Chicago with Stephen, Gary, and all those guys. And get rid of the Canadian stick because you guys can't do the voice. I like. I like to cross between back and forth with the car talk and the bs.

[B]

Okay, well, good. Our Canadian.

[E]

Every minute it's a different thing.

[B]

Our Canadian is weak. We need to improve our. Do you have any suggestions on our Canadian shtick?

[E]

Stop it.

[B]

Stop it.

[D]

Oh, no one likes the Canadian.

[C]

You know why?

[A]

Because we're not doing Canadian. We're doing Fargo Dakota.

[C]

No, you're not.

[E]

You're not doing. You're not doing that either. You betcha.

[A]

Hey, I'm cooperating here.

[E]

Yeah, you can try.

[B]

What do you think about Tesla?

[E]

I love it. The radio, the band, the car.

[D]

Whatever.

[A]

I don't care.

[E]

I actually ordered a Dodge Challenger 1320, so that's what I think about.

[B]

You're really into electric cars and. Oh.

[E]

BMW.

[B]

A 2000. BMW 740 with 110 leather roof. These cars, they're worth nothing. It's sad. It's stupid. I know it. I love him. I had one. I. I would never tell. I would never sell mine for what I'm going to offer you, because it's just not. It's a bad decision. The car's. It rides too good. It drives too nice. If you've got one that's running and driving, it's awesome. But they're. They're worth, like, two grand. They cost 100 new. You know, it's stupid, right?

[E]

Right. Right.

[A]

No, I know.

[B]

So I. I wouldn't. I'm. I'm not gonna let you sell it to me. Let me put it like. Like that.

[E]

Oh. I'm not going to tell you.

[B]

All right, bye. 8008-0072-3480-0800. Radio.

[C]

Can you help me get this ankle monitor off?

[D]

Why?

[B]

Wait, why?

[C]

You have ankle monitor?

[A]

Where did that come from?

[C]

I have no clue. I don't Remember having one. There's times I probably should have.

[B]

Black, white, Latino, or other. DJ to the Prek.

[C]

Dj, Please come to the office. Please come to the office.

[D]

Hold on, let me get yours open.

[B]

2 minutes and 45 seconds.

[A]

You are now about to witness the strength of street.

[F]

Yeah, let me pull it up. Let me try and make it quick for y', all, man, because we got a good one today, all right? We got a man in Ohio.

[C]

Ohio.

[F]

Let me break it down for y'. All. That ain't hurt. Before I'm gonna read a news story. Y' all guess the ethnicity. We know we got dumb asses in every race, but we gonna have some fun. All right, so we got a man in Ohio who's already down bad. He's in court for some prior charges, facing some major time. So he's already on the edge. He's in court with his lawyer, who's probably like, ah, you know, don't worry, man. We're gonna get you out of here.

[C]

Do this thing.

[F]

And he's facing nearly two dozen charges, including smacking up his boot and setting fire to his apartment building. The whole thing. So we're working with a real stable guy here, you know? But, yeah, it goes on. And the judge slams his hammer and since sentences our guy to 47 years. But I guess that wasn't enough because he tried to add a few more additional charges by turning around and clocking his lawyer right in the jaw. Middle of court, the lawyer gets knocked clean out. And security says, no, we ain't gonna have that. So they jump on him and subdue him. The lawyer's aight, though, he said. All I remember was waking up under a table, but it was pretty fun. He was about to tell his client, man, I'm gonna try and get that reduced goose for you. But I think to a fist to the grill halted all that.

[C]

Yeah.

[F]

So now they're working on additional charges for our suspects. So what y' all think? White, black, Latino or other black?

[C]

I gotta go Latino, Fiery.

[D]

Somebody that's just gonna turn around and sock their lawyer like that.

[B]

I got hit by a black kid once in high school like that. Did you just. Yeah.

[C]

Just clocked you for no reason.

[B]

Free shot.

[C]

No reason.

[B]

Yep. You didn't do anything I'd send. Yeah.

[C]

Thanks very much.

[B]

Thank you, but.

[D]

And this lawyer didn't help him out. I think it's a brother, too. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

That's a white crime.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Briquet.

[B]

Mark Thomas punched me right in the mouth when I was walking down the hall in seventh grade.

[A]

And what did you say to start?

[B]

That we were talking about something earlier at lunch, and he thought about it and got mad. And he and I had had problems for a while, and then. And then I turned around and broke my hand on him head. Yeah.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

And then Jabbar heard was beating me over the head with a Trapper Keeper while I was on top of him. Beating him up.

[C]

My Lord, you have such a peppered past.

[B]

It was fun. I got broke my hand though. We're all friends now. We still talk. Go ahead. Sorry.

[F]

All right, well, I don't know what the lawyer said to this guy, but it is David Chiselton. Y' all on it today. It's a black man.

[C]

You guys did it.

[D]

You know, he's going out, he's going down.

[C]

We're gonna take some people with us.

[B]

DJ Prek, have you ever been in a fist fight?

[F]

Oh, man, it's been a long time. You know, I'm a cool cat, but yeah, I've had to. You know, we're having that race between a few times.

[B]

Lieutenant Dan and Fat Aaron. I wonder if we should have some boxing matches. This could be boxing. Let's.

[D]

Let's keep it to just running right now.

[B]

I could promote. I just can't. I'm just looking at something I can do.

[C]

Something you want to do.

[B]

I can't run.

[C]

How about pistols?

[D]

We don't want to promote fighting in the. Yeah, no kidding.

[B]

And yeah, in the work office, we pride oursel on being non PC and not being boring.

[A]

All right, a duel sounds cool, but then you're. That's what happened to Aaron Burr.

[C]

Yeah, buddy.

[B]

Sell us your house. Sell us your kids. Sell us your builder. Sell us your wife at 800. 800 radio.

[G]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Here's some good news. Target is now selling wine for just $10 a bottle.

[G]

Hit him up right now. 1, 800, 800 radio.

[B]

Meanwhile, Walmart just tapped a keg of.

[A]

Natty Light in the patio section, said, go nuts.

[G]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[B]

Turley. I'm Bill. I'm. I'm planning the backyard. You know how you do the backyard kitchen area at the house?

[F]

Yeah.

[B]

And the wife and I are debating over one of my additions to the bar area, which would be Natty Light. Not Natty Light, but I mean, Miller Light. Yeah. I mean, a kegerator.

[C]

Kegerator.

[B]

Yeah. But she said. Well, she said we have four children and three of them are boys. And she said they're related to Me?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

And that, that's gonna be a problem.

[C]

You're the parents, you make the rules, right?

[B]

Why can I not have a kegerator?

[C]

Right?

[B]

I'm just trying to get out of the. You know, I sit at the original and drink beer on Wednesday afternoons and go over the auction and I'd rather just sit at home, but I need a frozen schooner to do.

[D]

Think how much money you can save, you know?

[C]

Tell her that.

[A]

Think of the balance between power and education though too, John. Because you know what happened to me? I grew up in that dyed in the wool fundamental Christian Baptist home where there was no drinking whatsoever. My dad kept a bottle of Jack Daniels under the kitchen sink as medicine when we were sick.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

No alcohol whatsoever. That's how I grew up. Look at me.

[C]

Yeah, I was gonna say that before you beat me to it.

[B]

Ken. In Oklahoma City. Let's look at Ken.

[E]

Hey. I got punched in the face by a black guy one time. I was 18 years old. We were walking down the street and this guy, we'd like four of us were tough guys, we're not gonna move out of his way. And he just punched me right in the face. I flew back six feet, literally. It turned out the guy was a professional boxer. Well, of course I was in bad shape. Hey, what did you learn that day, Ken?

[B]

Ken. In the hard streets of Oklahoma City. Go ahead.

[E]

No, this was up north in Chicago. I learned to move out of the way of anybody that's, you know, coming at you in a confident stance.

[B]

Confident stance, that's the key word. This is a place to get educated.

[E]

That is the key.

[A]

Confidence stance. You know exactly what you're talking about.

[B]

Kid in Oklahoma city has an 09 Mercedes E550, 59, 000 miles AMG package, leather roof now. Yeah.

[C]

And a confidence.

[B]

Yes. And does this car have a confidence?

[E]

Yeah, it's very confident.

[D]

It's real.

[B]

It's.

[E]

It's really super, super, super clean. No exaggeration. I used to buy and sell cars on my own. They call it curbing. Curbing cars. I would buy it for 500, detail it, clean it and sell it for 2500 on the side of the road.

[B]

Curb stoners?

[E]

Yeah. Made up? Yeah. Made a small fortune.

[B]

Is it a wanted.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Say again? What do you do now?

[E]

I paint houses.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

I work for myself. I paint houses.

[B]

Is it a pano roof on this car?

[E]

No, just a regular sunroof.

[B]

Okay. It's eight thousand dollar rig. Hey, 8, 85. Yeah, I'll buy it if you don't sell it. Okay. You know, it works. Thanks.

[E]

Ok.

[B]

And what I appreciated about his story is he didn't reference any race in what he learned. He's not being a racist at all. He's saying a man coming at you.

[C]

Human interaction, confident stance.

[A]

Correct.

[B]

You need to take notice and don't bow up because you may get punched. Smooth ass in the mouth without any communication.

[C]

Right. No reason to discuss it.

[A]

A confidence stance as opposed to an imminent front.

[B]

8008-0072-3480-0800 radio. DJ Pre K, are you there? I know you're talking to people. Put them on hold. Oh, San Diego, Palm Springs. And we'll get to him in a minute. Yeah, dj, I have people ask me questions. We need to do a little segment on you.

[F]

What's cracking?

[B]

Who is DJ Pre K? Where did you find him? Is a question that I've been asked twice in the past two weeks. So. So I'll just give the floor to you and let you introduce yourself to the listening audience.

[F]

Man, really, DJ Pre K is just a baller out that Azel, Texas, baby. You know what I'm saying? I rap, I dj, I do a little bit of everything, man. You know, I just try to live that lifestyle.

[B]

And where did you find us? Where did we find you?

[F]

Oh, well, yeah, I started as an internship up here because I was going to tcc Shout Out, Tarrant County College, baby. What's up? But you know, you're doing an internship for what? Radio broadcasting. You know, I got my degree in a television, film and radio.

[B]

Okay, so we plan on running an X channel on the web.

[F]

What's that?

[B]

Were you gonna run a porn channel on the web or something? Why were you. Why were you training on that?

[F]

I was thinking about it, man. You know, I was thinking about setting up a house full of, you know, hoes or something. Just get them all on webcams and then just collect, you know. But I'm still working on that plan. But yeah, so I did my internship up here and you know, I guess I'm a bit of a character. So y' all decided to bring me on, man, you know, I'm just doing.

[B]

Me though, because you did leave for a moment, didn't you?

[F]

Yeah, once my internship was done, I was like, all right, I'm out of here. You know, I'm gonna go get with 97. 9 to beat and all this and.

[B]

Quite work out and then. But where were you working during that time?

[F]

Oh, Party City, baby. Y' all could get y' all balloons from Me, you know, I had help you with your one year old birthday party, all that stuff.

[B]

Okay, so you come back, we bring you on full time. And as what so y', all, y'.

[F]

All started bring me on. It's just the call screener, you know, giving me a little bit of money to. To do that. But once, once I seen them Party City checks wasn't right. You know, I. Y' all gave me an opportunity to be a buyer here. And now I'm stacking cash to the. The ceiling, baby.

[B]

Hold up. And how did that, how did that work out? So, I mean, you didn't know anything about buying cars?

[F]

Oh, no, not at all. But luckily, you know, y' all had a little bit of patience with me, man. Cuz I know that, that first week or two, I think I bought three Cadillacs in the first two weeks.

[D]

Yeah, Lieutenant Dan has done a good job with him.

[B]

So Lieutenant Dan is his team leader, he is his drill sergeant. And. And you've been. Have you been doing this for a year? Yes.

[F]

Yeah. Hell, a year now, man.

[B]

Over a year. And then what else is part of your gig here is the auction for show. Tell the people about that. You don't need me telling them. You tell them.

[F]

Yeah, man, I hold it down at the auction, man, you know, I operate the big old TV screen.

[B]

We got the Johnny Tron.

[F]

Tron, man. And you know, I just throw it up, you know, make it look good, get a people something to look at, man, because we putting on a show out there. Is this the greatest show on earth?

[B]

So when these cars are coming through in that lane, 300 a day, 500 miles an hour, how's that work?

[F]

Oh, you got to pay attention. I said I'll say that much. You definitely got to pay attention because you know those cars come fast and they sell just as fast too.

[B]

And when you need to use the restroom, what do you do?

[F]

I put on a video.

[B]

Okay. And have you had any? What. What is. What is the rap career doing?

[F]

Oh, man, the rap career is. It's coming along, man. I've been working on this new album. I've been keeping it tight, but, you know, I'm thinking I might have to release a song today, man.

[B]

Today?

[C]

Today.

[F]

I might have to do it today.

[D]

Is it going to be Eyeball?

[F]

We'll see if I could put something on the John Clay Wolf show Facebook page, if you let me know, get my numbers up.

[D]

Okay, so this is one of your new songs, right on your album. It's called Eyeball.

[F]

Oh, yeah. This Is the one that I'm thinking about putting out.

[D]

I think out of so far, I heard quite a few of his songs. Okay, a lot of.

[B]

Hang on before we do it. Make it or break it. Yes or no. Play it or kill it. Call in 800-800-723-53-Fay3 800, 800, radio. 800, 800, 7234. Let's vote to see if DJ Pre K's eyeball should make the radio.

[F]

Yes, sir. It's a heater right here, if I do say so myself, Baby Hazel, what up? I ball, I stun I'm swinging down the air I hit the mile by.

[B]

All that I can grab I smoke.

[F]

I swerve I'm swinging on the curb I pop my trunk in the making a dessert I fall and I'm always gonna bow I bow and I'm always.

[B]

Gonna bow I bow and I'm always gonna bow Shine, horse and south from.

[F]

The winter to the fall Drop top.

[B]

Truck with the butterscotch buck I got.

[F]

Him popped up and got your mother knocked up the other's not us I'm different and special Boba Z press chest covered up in metal and y' all.

[B]

Think I'm a racist he's balling. Through the winter through the fall or the summer through the fall all right, so there's your clip.

[D]

Gucci toothpaste.

[C]

That's it.

[B]

Gucci toothpaste.

[D]

That's what he said.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[F]

Gucci toothbrush, feet floss up in my teeth man, that's that baller status.

[B]

Sid, do you write these lyrics down when you're stoned? Do you need ganja to create your art?

[C]

A baller's a noun.

[F]

Well, I'm high all the time, baby. What you mean?

[B]

Yeah, I just wonder, where do you find the resources for your fabulous lyrics?

[F]

Man, I really just try to think of the most extravagantly baller things that I can, you know, like. Like drop top truck with the butterscotch buck what does that even mean, man?

[C]

That's so deep. For real, so deep I can't even think.

[B]

Palm Springs, California. Good morning. You're on the air. Hello? 064 Runner, you there?

[C]

Oh, yes.

[E]

It says I'm in Midland, Texas.

[B]

Oh, it says San Diego. Palm Springs, California is a way it decoded so your numbers from there.

[E]

My number's from there. From the military.

[B]

Ah, okay.

[D]

Thank you.

[B]

Hey, this thing says 153 kilometers. So it's in. It's a Canadian car.

[E]

No, it came out of Mexico. It was originally sold In Tijuana, brought over to Mexicali and then brought across from there.

[B]

God, it sounds just like that movie Narcos was already over average. Rough or clean.

[E]

I mean, there might be some money. There might be some money stashed somewhere.

[B]

Okay. Have you watched Narcos? Have you seen the El Chapo story or the Pablo Escobar story?

[E]

Yes, sir.

[B]

It's good. Okay. I think it's. I think it's. I think it's a five grand ride.

[E]

Well, so you guys, you guys can take it.

[B]

Okay, go, go to givemetheven.com. load it up. Let's look.

[D]

I think he's asking, can we really buy.

[E]

All right.

[B]

Okay. No, no, he said you guys can take it. Like, yeah, we'll buy it. So I need to buy it back a little bit of the normal money because the Mexico problem. Not problem, but stamp on it. It's not like a salvage title. But it's not going to bring what a non Mexico registered built car will for some reason is stupid. I mean the, the manufacturer, Dodge builds all their trucks in Mexico and in Canada. GM builds them in Canada. Sure. But when they're licensed in America, they're fine. But if they're licensed Canadian, previous Canadian, it's like 15% discount.

[E]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, it's weird. Yeah. Go to. Give me the VIN dot com. Thanks, man. 800-800-7234. Eyeball. Eyeball.

[C]

EyebALL. Smooth.

[B]

He's smooth. He is.

[C]

He's going to be a big star. Big rap star. Going to leave us?

[F]

Oh, you know it, baby. But hey, I'm working on getting a show set up for April 27, so you know what? We going to see what we can make. Shake, baby. I need y.

[C]

Concert. You're gonna do a concert?

[F]

Yeah, I'm working on it.

[D]

Headlining.

[B]

J.D. you. You were in the. In the swinger lifestyle. You have an interesting glorified past. I have a question for you. The S M stuff.

[C]

Yep.

[B]

Where people pay women to beat them up.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

What do you know about that?

[C]

I really don't know and I don't understand it. So I. I keep.

[B]

Sorry.

[C]

Swingers are a whole different world than S M. Turley.

[B]

You. You. You lived a life at debauchery when you were working with Richard, a young man.

[D]

I've been around that. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

I don't get it.

[B]

No, I think it's a control. Nobody gets it.

[C]

Nobody gets it.

[D]

I mean, there was. I saw a guy getting walked like a dog.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

And just whipped. I mean, that was like his thing he wanted.

[C]

I don't powered guys. There's people that are always in control, want to lose that control, so that's what they do.

[B]

But it looks like it hurts. It's dust.

[C]

I'm sure does.

[D]

I mean, they're into like getting branded. I mean, it's just.

[C]

Oh, dude, there are people. Do some weird stuff. There are people that hang by big hooks through their skin.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's some crazy.

[A]

I saw that on a mov. No, I don't nothing past like, Eyes Wide Shut. That's as far as I go.

[B]

DJ Prek, do you get it?

[F]

Get what?

[B]

The. The S M world where people pay women to beat them up or to.

[C]

Walk them like dogs or to treat him like a baby.

[D]

Yeah.

[F]

Nah, that ain't really my style, man. You know, put hands on me, man. I'm leaving.

[B]

It's not a baller thing.

[F]

Yeah, that. That is not a baller nor a pimping thing.

[B]

Since you went to radio, TV and film school, can you take us out into the network break for show, man.

[F]

This is John Clay Wolf Show. We'll be right back with Mo.

[G]

Now back to the John Clay Wolf Show. Hit him up right now, 1-800-800-RODIO.

[A]

Go and find me a. A bit of good weed.

[G]

This is the John Clay Wolf Show.

[A]

Don't, don't, don't, don't.

[B]

Ask Coach Flea quick, name this song and I'll know if you're real, which I.

[E]

By Prek.

[B]

No, no, no. The song we're playing right now.

[F]

I.

[E]

Can barely hear it, man.

[B]

Hang on. I'm going to put it back on. You got to know this. Hang on, hang on. We got Coach Flea online, too. He wants to talk. I know this song. Do you know this one? Nope. You don't? This is like old, old Rappy 1981. All right. Coach, you there?

[E]

Yeah, I'm here.

[B]

You still don't get it. It's not resonating with you.

[E]

I can sing the song, but I can sing it with you. But I don't know. I don't know the name of it. I'm only 30, man. Come on, man.

[B]

Okay, okay. What's on your mind?

[E]

Yeah, man, I was probably talking about pre K song, man.

[B]

Yeah.

[E]

And this is from a young black dude, and I know his whole influence. I know where he get his swag from in his game. It's from Houston Swishing House. A little bit of youngster in there. Pow. Wild chameleon there. That's a little too young for all of y'. All, man. But coming from a black dude, you know, most black dudes, when they hear a white guy that got. Got pre K's kind of, you know, swag and attitude, they don't like it. Thinking I can fake. But I feel him because I see where he influenced from. You know what I mean? Listening to you.

[B]

Yeah, I'm sorry, go ahead.

[E]

I've been listening to John. I've been listening to you for about. Since you with Texas Direct. And I got all my homeboys in the hood listening, too. And maybe I like you an equal racist.

[F]

You know what I'm saying?

[E]

So we out there for you. I just. I just want to let you know the hood love you, man.

[B]

Timestamp that, Baba. Equal race.

[E]

I need a shirt too, man. You do.

[B]

You get a shirt. You get a shirt for that? Because it's stuff like that, I use that as ammunition to cover it back up because people don't get it. People were looking to be offended. They want to make stuff up. And they don't understand that there's a real life and real people. And you don't have to be a racist just to talk about different cultures. It's ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

[E]

And it opens up the conversation about everything, man. It breaks it down. Everybody feel comfortable. I got a quick story to tell you. Real quick. One minute. Not even a minute.

[B]

I'm listening. I'm enjoying this.

[E]

I was at. Look, I was at work. When I say I'm a young black dude, I was there working. I worked on cars and stuff, and the owner rolled by on his little golf court. I had to put show playing. I have it playing every Saturday morning, like now. And he, like, he listened for a minute. Oh, I don't think that's good to be listening to. I say, oh, man, he good. He okay, just listen. I come back the next week, I go to his office, knock on the door, I hear your show blaring in the background. He just cracking up. I say, oh, he got you.

[B]

That's a good story. Dj, dj, you there?

[F]

Yes, sir.

[B]

Do you agree with his points that he's taken on. On your. On how you're raised or what your influences are?

[F]

Man, he's spot on. I grew up listening to a lot of Houston rap, and that's really where I get a lot of my influence from. So Coach Flea is spot on, man. Shout out to you already, man.

[E]

Shout out to y', all, man. Keep doing your thing, man. I love.

[B]

Thank you. Thank you. 800, 800, 7 2, 3, 4. 800, 800 radio. Frank.

[E]

Frank. What's up, John?

[B]

Just calling it a day almost. I gotta go Jack with my damn builder here in a minute. We've been working on this house forever. I got this old white guy that lowballed me on the bid. So I took him and he got in there and everything went. It went just like you would figure. Yeah, I like him.

[E]

Yeah, that's actor.

[B]

But his story don't match up.

[C]

Bad sign.

[B]

It just don't match up. We get into all this stuff. I'm like, didn't you think about this when you were tearing this place apart for a month before you bit it and told me that? This and that and that and this. Well, you know, I just got a mighty. But you're in so deep. I'm pregnant. I can't get done.

[C]

Already so deep in it. You can't stop.

[B]

We missed the time. Budget by, I don't know, year. 50% in the money. Budget by 25%. Yeah, it's fun. Hey, what you got?

[E]

He saw you coming. He saw you coming from a mile away. Don't let him get you.

[B]

Oh, okay. Frank has got a 15 charger. Let's see here. Dodge Charger. Which. Which motor?

[E]

It's the standard edition. Nothing special, but I'm just trying to get out of it.

[B]

SC or sxt. Okay. Average. It's got 74, 000 miles. Does it have alloy wheels or hubcaps?

[E]

Alloy wheels.

[D]

Good.

[B]

Does it. I'm sure it's cloth, right?

[E]

Yep, yep, cloth.

[B]

It's an 11G ride. 11, 11 5.

[E]

That's what I'm looking for right there. 11 5.

[B]

Yep. Load it into givethevin.com. we'll see if we can make it work. Thanks, Frank. Oh my God.

[A]

Pay that man his money.

[B]

J.D. what have you got?

[C]

Let's see in Louisiana where the new.

[B]

Motto is if you don't start drinking first thing in the morning, you can't drink all day.

[C]

Close enough. Police say a man wearing a gorilla suit broke into a home and hid under a mattress before officers arrested him. That's not only. There's more though. That's not only a burglary. Burglary related crime, but a violation of Louisiana state law where wearing a mask in public except for religious purposes or things like Halloween or Marty Gr is against the law. So he broke two laws. Also, by law, you cannot hide under a bed in Louisiana unless you're waiting for your lawyer to call. Also, just when you think all the crazy stuff happens in Louisiana and Florida.

[B]

Out want to stop you sure. First person to call in and name the band in the song of this song. The. The. The name of this song in the band will send him a shirt. Sell that shirt.

[C]

Fair enough. Just when you think all the crazies are in Florida and Louisiana. Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended up in a brawl. Left two people facing Mr. 800, 800 radio. These people started fighting with the tongs, literally doing fencing and such. They both got arrested. Needless to say, none of them got over crab legs. Over crab legs?

[A]

Like at the buffet?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

They grabbed the tongs and started.

[B]

They're not even real. They're not real. They're not real. Crab legs won't keep for a month.

[C]

No.

[A]

I've seen that woman, though, before at the buffet, man. She's standing there waiting for those crab legs, and I don't have the nerve to be anywhere near when they come out.

[B]

When I knew we hit it big was about two years ago when I sat down in Baton Rouge at a. At a Chinese buffet and the Chinese waiter recognized my voice.

[C]

Oh, my God. Really?

[B]

That's like, okay, this is. This is all worth it. I can quit and die now. That was it.

[C]

That was your pinnacle.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

In the moment. And by Christmas, for those that like to fly and maybe like to go to Hawaii, Southwest Airlines is flying, you could say Melakiliki Maka Southwest this Christmas. They have gained government approval to begin flights from California to Hawaii. So only California.

[D]

When do they start?

[B]

We got a bunch of calls to just hit. Let's hit them. Good morning. You're on the air soon.

[C]

They haven't announced.

[E]

Yes. Is it star zone 45 for. For that group?

[B]

It is not, but good guess, and I know what you're talking about. Good morning. You're on the air.

[E]

Hello?

[B]

Hey, hey.

[E]

Yes, I'm calling the name that song.

[B]

Okay.

[E]

Genius of Love by the Tom Tom Club.

[B]

He was right. That's a very white sounding male to know that as well. Where are you from?

[E]

Wichita Falls, Texas.

[B]

Oh, wow. A redneck white male can nail it down. I like it, I like it, I like it. See, we're bringing the whole world together. All right, we're going to put you on hold and get your address so we can send you a T shirt. All right. What's your name?

[E]

My name's Michael.

[B]

Michael, what's your last name?

[E]

Rice.

[B]

R I C E. Michael Rice. Okay. From Wichita Falls.

[F]

There you go.

[B]

DJ Pre K line 2. I put him on hold, homeboy.

[C]

Very cool.

[B]

I swallowed my skull. Fine. Cut again. Can we get an endorsement for that? I mean, I should be getting paid to dip this stuff on the air.

[C]

What, the Heimlich maneuver?

[A]

No. The tobacco companies won't have anything to do with this, John. I keep trying.

[C]

Right.

[A]

They said something about federal law.

[B]

They pay. They. But they pay so good. Can they sponsor a car like a Baja rig?

[A]

They did offer to buy you a microphone.

[B]

I would like to because I'd really. Really What? My. You have your bucket list stuff. I want to drive. And I said this years ago. Remember when we're doing the ford Raptor review. 5, 6. I want to drive a Baja rig in the Takati 1000.

[A]

Why don't you do that?

[B]

Well, because I need a sponsor, and I think the American tobacco would be a good one.

[D]

They can't sponsor, though.

[B]

They can't sponsor that. I thought they could still. There's not a Marlboro. Nascar. Oh, stop.

[A]

Are those days over now?

[B]

I know radio and tv, they cannot. And then. What about.

[D]

Because they're on television.

[A]

Wait a minute. It's 1984, isn't it? Oh, no, it's not 1984. No tobacco at NASCAR. What the hell happened?

[B]

What happened?

[A]

And when did it happen?

[B]

What about the wind? Winston come 23 years ago.

[A]

Holy God, man.

[B]

What can they do? Nothing.

[F]

Really.

[A]

Nothing but give you cancer, John. That's all they're allowed to do.

[C]

They're allowed to do anymore and fight lawsuits.

[B]

Really? But in Mexico now.

[C]

Here we go.

[D]

Well, you go back.

[B]

No, no, Listen. Work with me here, okay? We're talking about Mexico. The Takati VI 500 or thousand Pablo.

[A]

Had a race car.

[B]

That's what gave me the idea. I'm the Pablo Escobar cars, man. And I need a race car like Pablo had. And I want the. I want Skull. Skull bandits. Happy days. Happy days.

[A]

Happy days.

[B]

Happy days. With some good dip.

[A]

You know what we do?

[B]

What?

[A]

We go full on adventure style on this. We move to Columbia. Yeah, Then we'll get a race car.

[C]

Is that what's going to happen?

[B]

Do you think that. Do you think American tobacco could sponsor our race car if it was racing in Mexico?

[F]

Maybe.

[D]

I don't know what their laws are there. I think they actually. In fact, they just started advertising about how it actually gives you cancer. Ah, just Mexico.

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Just started that.

[B]

Golly. We were a day late.

[C]

Missed it by that much.

[B]

What about whiskey? Can you advertise for whiskey?

[A]

There's no law.

[B]

What about the Miller Light race truck? Beer. Now, why can you do beer? It gives you it makes you crash. It kills you.

[D]

I don't know. It's a great question.

[B]

It's a very great question. All right, we'll think about these.

[C]

The answers to these questions and so much more.

[B]

So much more next week right here on the John Claywell Show. So remember, the podcast goes up in about an hour. Dr. Bob was going to set it. Give me the vin.com where we buy the car. See you next Saturday. Thanks. Fucker out.